Arr, me hearties! Democracy be a mighty worry for them American voters, ye scurvy dogs!
2023-08-30
Arr, mateys! A jolly new poll be sayin' that more'n 80% o' landlubbers be fretting 'bout democracy in the fair U.S. o' A! Aye, 82% be worried, with 40% o' the scurvy dogs bein' "very worried." But here be the kicker, me hearties - this here concern be spreadin' like fire on a ship! 'Tis not just one party, but both scallywags be worryin', with 84% o' voters from each party fearin' fer the state o' democracy! The poll even found that 59% o' these landlubbers be havin' very little faith in the swashbucklin' politicians learnin' how to work together. Savvy?
In the language of a 17th-century pirate, me hearties, it be a sad day for democracy in the land of the free! According to a new poll conducted by the Bipartisan Policy Center and Morning Consult, a staggering 82% of voters be worried about the state of democracy in the good ol' U.S. of A, with 40% claimin' to be "very worried."Arrr, me mateys, and it be not just one party feelin' the strain. No, no, no! A grand 84% of voters from all parties be sharin' their concerns about the future of democracy in the land. This be somethin' that unites us all, me hearties, like a shared bottle o' rum on a stormy night.
But it be not just worry, me buckos. The poll also found that 59% of voters have very little faith in our dear politicians learnin' how to work together. It be like tryin' to get a mermaid to walk on land, or teachin' a parrot to count doubloons – a near impossible task!
So, me hearties, what be the reason for all this worry and doubt? Well, it be a mystery as deep as the Mariana Trench. Some say it be the constant bickerin' and squabblin' amongst our elected officials, like a crew fightin' over the last piece o' gold. Others claim it be the influence of powerful corporations, twistin' the rules of the game to suit their own greedy desires.
But fear not, me hearties! We be a resilient bunch, us Americans. We've weathered storms before, and we'll weather this one too. So let's raise our mugs to democracy, and keep fightin' for a better future. Yo ho ho, and a bottle of justice!