Arr, the mascot o' Oregon be doin' o'er 500 push-ups, all 'cause o' their relentless assault on Portland State!
2023-09-03
Arr, me hearties! On a fine Saturday, the landlubbers from Oregon did unleash a mighty storm of 81 points upon Portland State. Aye, the Ducks were merry, but poor Puddles, their jolly mascot, had to toil mightily to keep up with such a grand spectacle!
In a dominating win over Portland State, the Oregon Ducks set a school record with a whopping 81 points. Led by quarterback Bo Nix's 287 passing yards and three touchdowns, the Ducks were unstoppable. Nix sat out early in the third quarter as the team already had a comfortable 43-point lead at halftime. The final score was 81-7 in favor of Oregon. While Nix had a good game, it was the Ducks' mascot, Puddles the Duck, who stole the show.Puddles the Duck is known for doing push-ups for each point on the board, and in this game, he completed a mind-boggling 546 push-ups. Starting with eight push-ups from the two-point conversion, Puddles ended with 81 as the Ducks wrapped up the game. Needless to say, the mascot appeared exhausted after such an incredible workout.
This victory marked the most points scored by the Ducks in a game in the modern era and set a record for the most points scored at Autzen Stadium in Eugene. Quarterback Bo Nix expressed his satisfaction with the team's performance, praising their execution and consistency throughout the game. Portland State coach Bruce Barnum also gave credit to Oregon, acknowledging their strength and speed. He admitted that his team was outmatched in every aspect of the game.
Overall, it was a remarkable win for the Oregon Ducks, showcasing their offensive prowess and leaving their opponents struggling to find any weaknesses in their game. It was an impressive start to the season for the Ducks, and they will surely look to build on this success in the games to come.