Arrr! The Germany skipper be tryin' to snatch Raptors' Dennis Schroder in a fiery brawl at the FIBA World Cup!
2023-09-03
Arr, ye scurvy dog! 'Twas a sight to behold as Germany's skipper, Cap'n Gordon Herbert, bein' possessed by the spirit of a sea devil, attempted t' lay hands on Toronto Raptors' buccaneer, Dennis Schroder, in a fiery quarrel amidst a time-out skirmish against Slovenia at th' FIBA World Cup!
Arr, mateys! The scurvy dogs of Team Germany be makin' waves at the FIBA Basketball World Cup, but their 5-0 record be forgotten after a fierce squabble between guard Dennis Schroder and head coach Gordon Herbert during a time-out. Aye, the trouble began when Herbert took offense to Schroder chattin' with center Daniel Theis instead of listenin' to the coach's speech. Captain Herbert, seein' Schroder not takin' heed of his words, shouted for the Toronto Raptors guard to take a seat. But Schroder, not one to back down, refused to budge. "Arr, Coach, calm yer sails!" Schroder snarled. Herbert, not one to back down either, retorted, "Nay, ye don't be tellin' me what to do!" As the two kept goin' back and forth like a pair of landlubbers arguin' over a doubloon, Schroder, never takin' a seat, warned Herbert, "Ye won't be touchin' me like that!" After the match, Germany emerged victorious over Slovenia, 100-71, and Schroder spoke about the incident, claimin' it be a misunderstanding. "Basketball be an emotional sport," he said. "Me and Daniel, we go way back, and we had our share of moments like these. It always helped us raise our game." Captain Herbert, when asked about the incident, replied with a jest, sayin', "I reckon Daniel and Dennis be reminiscin' about their younger days in Braunschweig." He also mentioned that he had taken Schroder and Theis out of the game at that point. As for any punishment, Herbert said it be dealt with internally. Schroder, showin' his mettle, led Germany with 24 points and 10 assists, while Slovenia's Luka Doncic, a true superstar from the Dallas Mavericks, managed 23 points, six rebounds, and six assists. The high seas of basketball be full of drama indeed!