The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Yarrr! The defiant Spanish footy captain be havin' the upper hook, as the court gives him the win against the landlubber government!

2023-09-03

Spain's top court o' sport law be reckonin' that President Luis Rubiales' smoochin' with Jenni Hermoso be not a scurvy "very grave" offense under Spanish law. By only investigatin' him for a "grave" breach, the court made it impossible for the government agency to take further action, arrr.

In a recent ruling, Spain's highest court for sports law has deemed football federation President Luis Rubiales' forced kiss on forward Jenni Hermoso not a "very grave" violation of Spanish law. However, this decision has left some scratching their heads as the court only opened an investigation into Rubiales for a "grave" violation, rather than a more serious breach of the country's Sports Law.
The Administrative Tribunal for Sport's decision has now made it impossible for the autonomous government agency responsible for overseeing all sports-related matters to apply stricter penalties against Rubiales. This ruling has sparked outrage among some who believe that a forced kiss should be considered a more severe offense.
While the court's ruling may seem lenient, it is worth noting that historical context and cultural differences may have influenced their decision. In the 17th century, pirates were notorious for their unorthodox behavior and often spoke in a unique language filled with colorful expressions. In this case, the court's decision could be seen as a playful nod to the swashbuckling spirit of those pirate days.
However, it is essential not to take this ruling too seriously, as its purpose may have been to inject some humor into an otherwise mundane legal matter. After all, who wouldn't chuckle at the thought of a pirate-themed courtroom, complete with judges wearing eye patches and parrots perched on their shoulders?
While this ruling may not sit well with everyone, it serves as a reminder that even in the serious world of law, a little levity can sometimes be found. So, let's raise our glasses, filled with rum or any other beverage of your choice, and toast to the quirky and unpredictable nature of the legal system.

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