Arr, the Spanish court be sayin' that Luis Rubiales' unwelcome smooch with a soccer player be not a truly grave transgression, matey!
2023-09-03
Avast ye scurvy dogs! A Spanish court be haulin' Spanish Football Federation cap'n Luis Rubiales to trial for plantin' a smooch on a lassie at the World Cup final. But alas, the court deems the offense merely "serious" instead of "very serious." The government be left hangin' without the power to keelhaul Rubiales straight away!
Ahoy matey! The Spanish court be makin' quite a fuss o'er the chief of the Spanish Football Federation, Luis Rubiales. 'Twas said that he be kissin' a lassie, a women's soccer player no less, at the World Cup final. 'Tis a scandal, I tell ye!The court, savvy as it may be, decided to open a case against this Rubiales scallywag. But alas, they be claimin' it be only a "serious" offense and not a "very serious" one. Blast it all! This be a setback for the Spanish government, who be wantin' to suspend this mischievous pirate straightaway!
The Spanish government be raisin' its voice, seekin' to punish this Rubiales fella for his audacious act. Ye see, he had the audacity to plant a smooch on the lovely Spanish footballer, Jenni Hermoso. Oh, the scandalous tale that be unfoldin'!
But now, with this court decision, the government's hands be tied. They can no longer suspend this rascal, at least not straightaway. Aye, the tide be turnin' against the Spanish government, and they be left with no choice but to accept this setback.
Oh, the drama in the land of Spanish football! Here we have a court, arguin' about the seriousness of a kiss, while the government be yearnin' to make an example out of this Rubiales bloke. 'Tis a tale fit for a tavern full of pirates, I wager!
So, me hearties, we shall wait and see what becomin' of this scandalous case. Will Rubiales walk away with naught but a slap on the wrist? Or will the government find a way to bring him to justice? 'Tis a tale that be far from over, me mateys!