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Avast ye scurvy scallywags! Brian Kelly be claimin' that LSU be not the team I reckoned we be, after sufferin' a mighty blow from Florida State!

2023-09-04

Arr, LSU cap'n Brian Kelly be mighty displeased with his scurvy crew's lackluster display after bein' trounced by them Florida State Seminoles on a gloomy Sunday e'enin'.

In a surprising turn of events, LSU head coach Brian Kelly's confidence was shattered after a disappointing 45-24 loss to Florida State in their season opener. Kelly, who had entered the game with high hopes, was forced to question the capabilities of his own team. In his postgame press conference, Kelly congratulated Florida State on their strong performance and acknowledged that they were the better team that night. He took full responsibility for his team's underperformance and emphasized the need for his players to redouble their efforts and focus on the details. Kelly admitted that this was a complete failure on the part of both the coaching staff and the players and expressed his confidence that they would learn from this adversity and bounce back.

Prior to the game, LSU had been ranked as the fifth-best team in the country, following a successful 10-win season under Kelly's leadership. However, the team's performance in this game fell short of expectations. Kelly had made bold claims about his team's potential before the game, stating that they were in a good position in his second year as coach and that they would dominate Florida State. Unfortunately, the outcome proved otherwise.

Florida State dominated the second half of the game, scoring 31 unanswered points after LSU had taken a slim lead into halftime. Kelly expressed disappointment in his team's lackluster performance and took responsibility for their mindset in the second half, admitting that they had underestimated their opponents. Florida State's quarterback Jordan Travis had a stellar game, throwing for 342 yards and four touchdowns.

Despite this setback, Kelly remains optimistic and believes that his team and coaching staff will regroup and come back stronger. Florida State, on the other hand, extended their winning streak to seven games, dating back to the previous season.

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