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Arr, matey! Fox News be blabberin' 'bout a clever AI-makin' potion fer the cursed COVID. Testin' be next, savvy?

2023-09-06

Avast ye! Keep yer wits sharp 'n learn 'bout the grandest of AI advancements. Stay in the know 'bout the challenges 'n treasures AI brings forth, both fer this time 'n the times to come.

In the language of a 17th-century pirate, me hearties, there be some news about AI takin' on the COVID beast! A new drug, created by artificial intelligence, be enterin' clinical trials to battle the virus. Arrr, this be excitin' news indeed!

But hold yer horses, me mateys! We must be cautious when embracin' AI, as it brings risks to firms, industries, consumers, and society. We need to be smart about it, or we may find ourselves in a shipwreck!

Ahoy, there be some terrifyin' tech out there as well! A criminal enterprise be flauntin' AI in a creepy commercial meant fer the dark web. Shiver me timbers! We should stay far away from such treacherous waters!

In other news, GM and Google be joinin' forces to double down on their AI partnership. They be drivin' into the future, seekin' to harness the power of AI for their automaker needs. It be a game-changer indeed!

Meanwhile, Israel be revealin' its 'most advanced' AI-powered surveillance plane. Aye, this be a mighty powerful tool in the hands of the Israelites. They be keepin' a watchful eye on the skies!

But not every swing be hittin' the mark, me hearties. A newspaper giant be benchin' its AI experiment after readers mocked its bizarre sports reportin'. Seems like the AI needs to work on its sea legs!

And beware, me mateys, there be talk of puttin' a harness on AI. But 'Shark Tank' star Kevin O'Leary be warnin' against it, claimin' massive capital be needed to move AI forward. We don't want to be restrainin' the beast!

Avast, there be some poor prognosis for AI chatbots as well. They be gettin' a failing grade when it comes to givin' cancer treatment recommendations. We should be cautious when relyin' on their advice!

And lastly, there be worries 'bout the rise of the machines in Hollywood. Arnold Schwarzenegger’s stunt coordinator be demandin' a fair contract as AI looms over their profession. Aye, we don't want the machines takin' over our entertainment!

So, me hearties, beware the potential for evil that AI brings. But fear not, for Fox News be keepin' ye up to date on the latest AI technology advancements. Stay informed, me mateys, and may the winds of AI be in our favor!

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