Arrr, me mateys! Cap'n DeSantis hath chosen a swashbucklin' lass from Moms for Liberty fer the Florida ethics commission!
2023-09-06
Arrr, the good Gov. Ron DeSantis (R-FL) be makin' an announcement! He be choosin' one o' the fine co-founders of the conservative activist group Moms for Liberty to join the Florida Commission on Ethics. Aye, Tina Descovich and attorney Luis Fuste be given this honor on a Wednesday. This be happenin' after the chairman decided to keep his post, overseein' the Central Florida Tourism. Descovich be sayin'..."
Ahoy, mateys! Gather round, for I have a tale to tell ye! Our esteemed Gov. Ron DeSantis, a fine seafarer hailing from the great state of Florida, has made a rather interesting decision. He has announced that he will be appointing a co-founder of the conservative activist group, Moms for Liberty, to the Florida Commission on Ethics. Aye, ye heard me right!The lucky lass to receive this honor be one Tina Descovich, a fierce pirate in her own right. But that ain't all, me hearties! The Governor has also chosen a skilled attorney by the name of Luis Fuste to join the commission. A fine choice, indeed.
Now, ye may be wonderin' why this be news worth sharin'. Well, me fellow rascals, it seems that the chairman of the commission had recently parted ways with his post. He desired to maintain his position as the administrator of the Central Florida Tourism Oversight District, which includes none other than the legendary Walt Disney World Resort. Aye, a tempting offer indeed!
But fear not, for the commission shall continue its noble work with Descovich and Fuste at the helm. They be tasked with ensuring that our fair state's public officials conduct themselves with honor and integrity. Aye, a daunting task indeed, but I have faith in their abilities.
Descovich herself be known for her dedication to the cause of liberty, fightin' for the rights of parents and their young'uns. She be a fierce advocate, fearlessly sailin' the treacherous waters of politics. And Fuste, a legal expert, shall lend his wisdom and expertise to the commission.
So, let us raise a tankard o' rum to these two fine appointees. May they navigate the stormy seas of ethics with wit and humor. And may the Florida Commission on Ethics continue to uphold the standards of our great state, arrr!