The fancy-pants court be makin' Texas tear down the pesky Rio Grande barricades, avast ye scallywags!
2023-09-06
Avast, ye scurvy landlubbin' judge! By the decree of a federal judge in Texas, the state be forced to haul away them pesky buoys in the Rio Grande, which they set up to thwart the fearless migrants sailin' across. The lawsuit, brought afore by the Biden administration, claims Texas had no right to meddle in them federal waterways. Arr, Governor Greg Abbott be sayin' he ain't seekin' permission for Operation Lone Star, the grand plan to shiver me timbers and keep immigrants at bay.
Arr matey! Listen up, ye scurvy landlubbers! A federal judge in the great state of Texas be givin' the order to remove them pesky buoys that the state set up in the Rio Grande. Aye, these be part of their Operation Lone Star, a plan to keep those immigratin' folks away.The suit be brought by the Biden administration, arguin' that Texas had no right to be puttin' up structures in federal waters. And let me tell ye, they be hittin' the nail on the head with that one! It be like tryin' to sail yer ship on land, it just don't make no sense!
Now, this Governor Abbott fella, he be a real character. He be sayin' he ain't askin' for permission to do this Operation Lone Star. Well, bless me barnacles! He thinks he don't need to ask the big dogs up in Washington for permission, does he?
I reckon the judge didn't take too kindly to that attitude. He be sayin' "Nay, mateys! Ye can't be messin' with the federal navigable waters, it be a no-no!" And rightly so, I say. We pirates may be reckless, but we still got rules to follow!
So, it looks like Texas be needin' to haul those buoys out of the Rio Grande. No more tryin' to stop the immigrants from makin' their way through. It be a slap on the wrist for Governor Abbott and his crew.
But fear not, me hearties! The seas be ever-changin', and who knows what other shenanigans these landlubbers be up to next. We pirates will be here, keepin' an eye on 'em and bringin' ye all the news with a touch of humor!