Arrr! Hunter Biden, a witness for the FBI, spills the beans 'fore Congress, thanks to Jim Jordan's summons!
2023-09-09
Avast ye scurvy landlubbers! The Department of Justice hath begrudgingly granted permission for two FBI agents to stand afore the mighty House Judiciary Committee! Aye, they be summoned by the committee to be questioned in secret about their pursuit of Hunter Biden. One of these agents, Thomas Sobocinski, did parley with Chairman Jim Jordan and the committee crew on Thursday, accompanied by the counsel of the department and the committee scallywags...
Arr, me mateys! The Department of Justice has finally agreed to let two fine FBI agents walk the plank and appear before the House Judiciary Committee. Aye, it be a closed-door affair, but fear not, for the interviews be transcribed. The committee had issued a mighty subpoena last week, demanding the presence of these agents to answer questions about their investigation into that scallywag Hunter Biden.One of these agents, a brave soul by the name of Thomas Sobocinski, had a parley with Chairman Jim Jordan and his crew on Thursday. Aye, he was even accompanied by department counsel and committee staff, just to make sure he didn't try any funny business. Can't trust those agents, ye know.
Now, let me tell ye, this be quite a tale. The Department of Justice, they be playin' hard-to-get with this committee. But the committee, they be havin' a mighty subpoena and they be wieldin' it with all their might. It's like a pirate brandishing his cutlass, demandin' answers from the depths of the DOJ.
And so, these agents, they have no choice but to face the music. Aye, they be grilled and questioned about their investigation into Hunter Biden, that rascal. The committee be wantin' to know all the details, every secret buried in the treasure chest of evidence. They be wantin' to know if there be any foul play or if Hunter be as innocent as a seagull in flight.
So, me hearties, we shall wait with bated breath for the transcribed interviews to be revealed. Will the agents spill the beans? Will they reveal the secrets of their investigation? Only time will tell, my jovial crew. Until then, let's raise our grog and toast to these brave agents and their looming encounter with the House Judiciary Committee.