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Arrr! Ukraine be mighty ticked off at this G20 declaration, callin' it a worthless piece o' paper. Biden and his mates sign on, yet it don't brand Russia as the scurvy aggressor but bans nukes instead!

2023-09-10

Arrr, the land o' Ukraine be mighty displeased with the paltry parchment churned out from the G20 Leaders' Summit. That feeble document failed to brand Russia as a scurvy aggressor in the war, yet had the audacity to forbid the use of nukes! The likes o' President Joe Biden and the crafty Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov, standin' for that mischievous Vladimir Putin, convened in New Delhi under the watchful eye of Indian Prime Minister...

Arr, mateys! Listen up, ye scurvy dogs, for I've got a tale to tell ye! It seems that the leaders of the G20, including that mighty sailor Joe Biden and that sneaky Sergei Lavrov, had themselves a little powwow in New Delhi. Now, this gathering was a big deal, with leaders from all around the world comin' together to talk about important matters.
But here's the twist, me hearties! Ukraine, bless their souls, weren't too happy with what came out of this shindig. They be callin' the joint declaration 'nothin' to be proud of.' Ye see, the document didn't have the guts to label Russia as an aggressor in the war. Can ye believe it? Those landlubbers actually missed the mark!
Now, hold on to yer peg legs, 'cause there be more! The declaration did have one rule that caught me eye – it banned the use of nukes. Aye, ye heard right! No more blastin' each other to smithereens with those fiery cannons!
But here's the rub, me mateys. While it's all well and good that they be banishing nukes from the seas, the fact that they missed the mark on Russia's misdeeds be leavin' a sour taste in Ukraine's mouth. It be like catchin' a fish and lettin' it swim away without a scratch, while ye be left with nothin' but an empty hook!
So there ye have it, me fellow pirates. The G20 Leaders' Summit be leavin' Ukraine feelin' disappointed and betrayed. But fear not, for the seas be vast, and the battles be far from over. Let's hope the next summit brings some real action, and not just empty words. Until then, keep yer cannons loaded and yer swords sharp!

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