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"Arr! Matey, this Congress scallywag be claimin' Xi Jinping be plannin' fer a battle! Restrict his booty, says he!"

2023-09-11

Arr, President Joe Biden be puttin' forth efforts to stop the flow of valuable U.S. technologies to China, but some scallywags in Congress reckon he be not doin' enough! Wisconsin Rep. Mike Gallagher, the Republican captain of the House Select Committee on the Chinese Communist Party, be claimin' on Monday that he be havin' no faith in the Treasury Department's ability to be bold in restrictin' U.S. investment in Chinese companies workin' on advanced military doodads...

In the language of a 17th-century pirate, me hearties, it seems that President Joe Biden be havin' a bit of trouble stoppin' them strategic U.S. technologies from flowin' to China. Aye, there be some in Congress who be thinkin' that he hasn't done enough to protect our treasures.
Arrr, Wisconsin Rep. Mike Gallagher, a scurvy dog of a Republican, be the chairman of the House Select Committee on the Chinese Communist Party. He be sayin' on Monday that he ain't confident that the Treasury Department be showin' enough aggression in puttin' new restrictions on U.S. investment in Chinese companies that be workin' with advanced technologies that can be used for militaristic purposes.
Arrr, ye see, Congress be wantin' to make sure that our precious technologies don't end up in the hands of those Chinese scallywags. They be wantin' to protect our national security and keep our pirate booty safe from thievin' hands. But some be thinkin' that President Biden's efforts be fallin' short.
Arrr, now don't ye be thinkin' that this be a serious matter. Nay, me hearties, this be a tale of humor and jest. We be talkin' in the language of a 17th-century pirate, after all. But even in our jolly talk, there be a serious undertone to this story. The issue of technology transfer to China be a matter of great concern for many in Congress, and they be keepin' a close eye on President Biden's actions.
So, me hearties, let us hope that our leaders be takin' the necessary steps to protect our technological treasures. And may they do so with enough vigor and swashbucklin' spirit to satisfy even the most discernin' pirate. Arrr!

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