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Avast ye! 'Twas I, Josh Allen, the scurvy dog, who be the blame for our tragic downfall tonight!

2023-09-12

Arr! The scurvy dog Buffalo Bill's foul quarterback, Josh Allen, hath taken the blame upon his own scrawny shoulders as his team suffered a wretched overtime defeat to the cursed New York Jets in the first week of battle!

Buffalo Bills quarterback, Josh Allen, shouldered the blame for the team's demoralizing loss to the New York Jets. This defeat tarnished the start of the 2023 season for the Bills. Allen's performance was less than stellar, with four turnovers consisting of three interceptions and a fumble. The Jets' safety, Jordan Whitehead, managed to intercept all three of Allen's passes. Although the defense provided opportunities for the team, Allen expressed his disappointment, stating that he felt responsible for the loss. He acknowledged the hard work put in by his teammates and expressed frustration at feeling like he was the reason for their defeat.

Allen's statistics for the game included completing 29 of 41 passes for 236 yards and one touchdown to Stefon Diggs. He attempted to justify the forced passes, mentioning that he trusted his instincts and tried not to force plays, but praised the Jets' defense. However, he admitted that he played against both the Jets and his own team in a sense.

The turning point came when Allen's fumble set up the Jets' game-tying field goal. He acknowledged that he had let his team down and expressed disappointment that this experience mirrored similar situations in the past. Allen's record in overtime games, including playoffs, now stands at 0-5.

Looking ahead, the Bills will return home to face the Las Vegas Raiders on Sunday. The team will need to regroup and focus on their upcoming game in order to bounce back from this disheartening loss.

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