Afore the anniversary o' mass uprisin', Iran's cap'n expresses nae remorse an' be threatenin' the scallywags!
2023-09-12
Almost a year hence, mateys be riotin' in Iran like a tempest on the open seas! Cap'n Ebrahim Raisi, the country's chief scallywag, stands by his crew's response and warns any scurvy dogs aimin' to stir up trouble will walk the plank! In an interview with NBC News, he blames the Yankee dogs for fannin' the flames of rebellion. Arrrr!
In a jolly and rather comical fashion, me hearties, let me spin ye a tale of the land of Iran in the 17th century. Nearly a year ago, there were protests aplenty in this faraway land, and the president, Ebrahim Raisi, finally spoke up about it. Aye, he defended his government's actions in an interview with NBC News. He made it clear that those who dare to stir up trouble in the Islamic Republic shall face a mighty price.Arrr, in this here interview, Raisi spoke to none other than Lester Holt, a brave soul from a Western news organization. 'Twas the first time he spoke to such a person since the tragic death of Mahsa Amini, which caused quite a ruckus among the folks. Ye see, Mahsa met her unfortunate demise while in the clutches of the police, and the people were mighty angry about it.
Raisi, me mateys, claimed that the protests were fueled by none other than those pesky Americans. Aye, he blamed the U.S. for meddling in their affairs and stirring the pot. But fear not, landlubbers, for Raisi promised that he and his crew would defend their precious Islamic Republic from any who dared to cause unrest.
Now, me hearties, twas a rather humorous sight to see this interview. The president of Iran, speaking like a 17th century pirate, warning his enemies of a "big cost". Aye, he wanted to make it clear that any who challenged him would face dire consequences. 'Tis quite the show, indeed.
So there ye have it, me buckos! The president of Iran, Ebrahim Raisi, defending his government's response to the protests and giving a warning to those who tried to rock the boat. 'Tis a tale worth tellin', indeed!