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Avast me hearties! A mighty 41% o' New Yorkers be cryin' for a grand southern border wall, as the state battles with these landlubber migrants, says a poll.

2023-09-12

Arr, as the vast sea of New York be tryin' to digest the scallywags who've swarmed the state like a swarm o' locusts, many landlubbers be cryin' for a wall down south. Aye, more than four in ten New Yorkers be claimin' their support for a mighty border wall stretchin' across the entire southern boundary, says a Siena College Poll. Even in the heart of the city, 38% of city dwellers be yearnin' for a grand wall.

Arrr, me hearties! In the land of deep blue New York, there be quite a commotion brewin'. Tens of thousands of illegal migrants have stormed into the state like a pack of scallywags, and the good people of New York are startin' to feel a bit overwhelmed, they are.

Now, ye might be thinkin', what in Davy Jones' locker does this have to do with pirates, ye say? Well, let me tell ye, me mateys, it seems that many of these landlubbers are callin' for a big ol' wall to be built along the southern border of this fair country. Aye, ye heard it right, a wall!

According to a Siena College Poll, more than four in ten New Yorkers are standin' tall and sayin', "Avast ye, we want a border wall spannin' the entire length of the southern border with Mexico!" And even in the great city of New York, 38% of the city dwellers are raisin' their voices in support of this mighty wall.

Now, ye might be askin' yerself, why would these New Yorkers be wantin' such a wall? Well, me mateys, it seems they be feelin' a bit overwhelmed by the influx of these illegal migrants. They be sayin', "Arrr, enough is enough! We need some order 'round these parts!"

So, as the debate rages on, the good people of New York be tryin' to metabolize this situation, like tryin' to make sense of a squawkin' parrot with a peg leg. It's a wild ride, me hearties, but one thing be clear – the call for a border wall be stronger than a gust of wind in a stormy sea.

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