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Arrr, ye scurvy Mexican scallywags be payin' Yankee landlubbers to ferry cannons 'cross the border, savvy?

2023-09-14

Arr, ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis been unearthed by a CBS investigation that them Mexican drug cartels be pilferin' a vast array o' highfalutin' weapons, even ones fit fer a grand battle, straight outta the good ol' U.S. o' A! They be havin' the aid o' these American landlubbers, ye see. Exclusively-obtained documents and chats with some blokes in charge reveal that our very own government be aware o' this villainy fer years, yet they be doin' next to nuthin' to put an end to these weapon-traffickin' scallywags within our borders. They be movin' 'bout a million o' 'em, says I...

In a blimey revelation, it seems them Mexican drug cartels be gettin' their hands on some serious firepower, mateys! Arrr, ye won't believe it, but they be smugglin' even military-grade weapons out of the good ol' U.S. of A! Aye, ye heard right - the land of the free be helpin' 'em do it!
Now, me sources have gotten hold of some exclusive U.S. intelligence documents, and I've had a chat with a handful of officials - both current and former. And let me tell ye, the American government be knowin' about this for years! But, ye see, they've done next to nothin' to stop these sneaky weapons traffickin' networks on their own soil, savvy?
Believe ye me, these cartels be movin' up to a million weapons across the border every year, and American citizens be assistin' 'em in this dastardly endeavor, arrr! It's a right shame, it is. The U.S. intelligence be trackin' these shipments, knowin' exactly who be sellin' 'em and who be buyin' 'em, but still, they be lettin' it go on, ye scallywags!
But why, ye ask? Well, some folks reckon that the government be wantin' to gather information on these cartels, tryin' to get the bigger fish. Others think there be some political reasons behind it, but who knows for sure? Arrr, it be a mystery wrapped in a conundrum!
So, there ye have it, mateys. The Mexican drug cartels be slingin' military weaponry like it be nothin', and the American government be turnin' a blind eye. It be a strange world we be livin' in, indeed. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

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