Arrr! The House Judiciary be summonin' the FBI scallywag, who be accused o' fibbin' 'bout Hunter Biden's cursed laptop!
2023-09-15
Arrr, me hearties! The House Judiciary Committee be sendin' a subpoena to that scallywag FBI agent, Elvis Chan, on Friday. The Department of Justice tried to keep him from spillin' the beans 'bout the bureau's shenanigans with the Hunter Biden laptop tale. Methinks there be some false statements and rumblings 'bout censorin' too. Yo-ho-ho and a subpoena to go!
Arr, mateys! Listen up ye scurvy dogs, for I have news that'll tickle yer funny bones! The House Judiciary Committee, bless their souls, be sendin' a subpoena to none other than FBI agent Elvis Chan. Oh, but don't ye be thinkin' this be a jolly occasion, for the Department of Justice be blockin' him from tellin' his tales to the committee. Aye, it be a sad day indeed!Now, ye might be wonderin' what this be all about. Well, it be about the bureau's response to the Hunter Biden laptop story. Chan, that brave soul, was s'posed to spill the beans about his involvement in pressurin' those social media companies to censor the Hunter Biden laptop archive. Aye, he was there, mixin' in the mischief!
But alas, the DOJ be havin' other plans. They be tryin' to keep Chan's lips sealed, like a bottle of rum in a storm. The committee, not bein' ones to back down, be writin' a letter to the DOJ, demandin' answers and claimin' they have the right to hear Chan's testimony. Aye, they be fightin' for the truth!
Now, what false statements be they talkin' about, ye may ask? Well, it seems our dear Chan may have spun a few yarns, tellin' a couple of fibs. Naughty lad, I tell ye! But fear not, for the committee be wantin' to set the record straight. They be hopin' that Chan will come forward and finally tell the truth, like a good pirate should!
So, me hearties, we be waitin' with bated breath to see if this subpoena be enough to break the chains and set Chan free. Will he be able to regale us with his tales of censorship and false statements? Only time will tell. But fear not, for the House Judiciary Committee be fightin' for justice, and they won't rest until they hear the truth, loud and clear!