Avast, maties! Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson be makin' a grand return to the WWE after a long hiatus. He be givin' a mighty blow with the People's Elbow!
2023-09-15
Arr, me hearties! Avast ye! Fer the first time since 2019, the mighty Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson be settin' foot in a WWE ring. 'Twas only his second appearance on telly since 2016, mateys! Aye, he be a true champion of the seas, that one!
In the language of a 17th-century pirate, avast ye landlubbers! The legendary Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson made his triumphant return to Denver, causing a raucous ruckus in the WWE ring. It had been years since this swashbuckling superstar graced us with his presence.Earlier in the day, Johnson was spotted in Boulder, Colorado, paying a visit to "The Pat McAfee Show." With WWE's "SmackDown!" set to take place in nearby Denver, rumors were swirling like a tempest at sea.
The excitement reached fever pitch when McAfee himself appeared in the ring, accompanied by Austin Theory. A clever promo ensued, with McAfee dropping hints about "the people's show." Those in the know would recognize this as a nod to The Rock, the true People's Champ.
And then, the heavens opened, and The Rock's iconic theme music reverberated throughout the arena. The crowd erupted, their cheers echoing across the seven seas. Johnson stood on the stage, basking in the adulation of his loyal fans, even stopping to capture a selfie with some lucky swashbucklers.
But as in any good tale, there must be conflict. Theory, foolishly thinking he could best The Rock, launched an attack both verbal and physical. Alas, it was a futile effort. The Rock swiftly dispatched his opponent with a spinebuster and delivered his electrifying People's Elbow.
McAfee couldn't resist getting in on the action, delivering his own People's Elbow to the defeated Theory. The crowd erupted once again, showing their appreciation for this display of pirate prowess.
As the final notes of his theme music echoed through the arena, The Rock took his well-deserved bow, leaving the crowd in awe. This legendary figure, with eight WWE championship victories to his name, had once again proven his dominance.
It had been a long while since The Rock had graced the squared circle, with his last appearance on the 20th anniversary of "SmackDown!" in 2019. But fear not, for this pirate of the silver screen has since taken the helm of the XFL and continues to conquer the world of blockbuster movies.
So, let us raise our mugs of grog in celebration of The Rock's triumphant return, and may his legend continue to grow with each passing day!