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Arr, Christian McCaffrey be matchin' the record o' 1987 set by the 49ers' famed Jerry Rice in a grand victory 'gainst the Giants, matey!

2023-09-22

Arrr, me hearties! Landlubber Christian McCaffrey be makin' a fancy touchdown in Thursday night's conquest against them New York Giants. 'Twas his 12th game in a row, matchin' the record of that legendary Niners scallywag, Jerry Rice. Aye, he be makin' quite the splash!

In a language that would make a 17th-century pirate proud, Christian McCaffrey be makin' a name for himself on the San Francisco 49ers. Even though he ain't played a full season yet, after just three weeks of football, he be settin' records like a true legend. Arr!

Against them New York Giants, McCaffrey rushed for 85 yards on 18 attempts and found himself in the end zone. That be the third straight game this season where he be scorin' a touchdown. And ye know what else? It be the 12th game in a row where he done found the end zone. That be the same record set by the great Jerry Rice back in 1987. Shiver me timbers!

McCaffrey be humble about it all, sayin' it be a huge honor to be mentioned in the same breath as Rice. He be givin' credit to his O-line for blockin', but he be the one findin' them holes and makin' them touchdowns happen.

Not only that, but the lad be joinin' Rice as the only 49ers players to start a season with three straight games of 100 scrimmage yards and a touchdown. Rice did it in 1989, and now McCaffrey be followin' in his footsteps. Aye, that be quite the company to be keepin'.

McCaffrey be lookin' to break Rice's record next week against them winless Arizona Cardinals. He be just three touchdowns away from breakin' the NFL record. It be an excitin' time for the lad, but he be keepin' his eye on the long season ahead. He be hungry for more success and ain't satisfied with just a hot start.

As them Cardinals prepare to face the Niners, they be lookin' to pick up their first win against them Dallas Cowboys. The Cowboys be showin' their strength with a shutout victory over them Giants and a rout of them New York Jets. It be a battle on the horizon, and the seas be growin' stormy. Arr!

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