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Avast me hearties! Joe Biden be raisin' th' Jolly Roger 'gainst guns with his powerful Executive Office! Arr!

2023-09-22

Avast, me hearties! Cap'n Joe Biden be declarin' the launch of the Executive Office of Gun Violence Prevention. He be swearin' to centralize, accelerate, an' intensify his push for gun control. Aye, he be assignin' Vice Cap'n Kamala Harris to be keepin' a watchful eye on the office. The Washington Post report be tellin' us that the White House, the Community Justice Action Fund, an' Everytown for Gun Safety be coordinatin' their efforts. Arr, buckle up, ye scurvy dogs!

Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye, for I have news from the high seas of politics! Our noble President Joe Biden hath declared the launch of the Executive Office of Gun Violence Prevention. He be swearin' to centralize, accelerate, and intensify his mighty push for gun control. Aye, he be determined to bring order to the lawless seas of firearms!

Our Cap'n Biden be appointin' none other than Vice President Kamala Harris to oversee this new office. She be takin' charge of keepin' those scurvy guns at bay, makin' sure we all be safe and sound. Arrr, she be one fierce lass, ready to tackle the gun violence that plagues our land!

I've heard tell that this office be aimin' for some serious coordination. The White House itself be joinin' forces with the Community Justice Action Fund and Everytown for Gun Safety, aye! They be fightin' together, like a band of swashbucklers takin' on a mighty kraken!

So, me hearties, it seems our Cap'n Biden be settin' his sights on gun control like a pirate aimin' for a treasure chest. He be gatherin' his crew, plannin' to centralize and intensify his efforts. Let us hope that this new office be the wind in his sails, helpin' him navigate the treacherous waters of gun violence and steer our ship towards safer shores. Yo ho ho, me mateys!

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