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Arrr! Avast, me hearties! The good matey, adviser to the leader, be claimin' that 120,000 scallywag Armenians o' Karabakh be settin' sail fer Armenia.

2023-09-25

Arrr! Avast ye! The 120,000 landlubber Armenians of Nagorno-Karabakh be settin' sail for Armenia, aye! They be fearin' the dreaded ethnic cleansing by the scoundrels of Azerbaijan and want no part of 'em, says the leaders of this rebellious land. Armenia's cap'n even confirmed this, reckonin' they be ready to welcome 'em aboard. This tale be stemmin' from a right thrashin' they took from Azerbaijan, a conflict datin' back to the fall of the Soviet Union, arrr!

In the language of a 17th-century pirate, me hearty, let me tell ye a tale of the 120,000 ethnic Armenians of Nagorno-Karabakh. Arrr, they be packin' their bags, ready to sail away to Armenia, for they be wantin' no part of livin' under the flag of Azerbaijan. Aye, they be fearin' the dreaded threat of ethnic cleansin', and no scurvy dog would want that, now would they?

Arr, even the Prime Minister of Armenia be sayin' that these brave Karabakh Armenians be likely to abandon their homes, for they be sufferin' a defeat at the hands of Azerbaijan. Aye, this conflict be harkin' back to the days of the fall of the mighty Soviet Union, me hearties. But fear not, for Armenia be ready to welcome them with open arms, like a tavern with a barrel of rum.

The Armenians of Karabakh, bless their souls, be fightin' for their independence since the early 1990s, after Azerbaijan tried to claim their land. They be holdin' on strong, like a sailor clingin' to the crow's nest in a fierce storm. But alas, the winds be changin', and their fate be sealed by the might of Azerbaijan.

But fear not, me hearties, for the plight of these Armenians be known to the world. Many nations be callin' for an end to the violence, hopin' for a peaceful resolution. The United Nations be sendin' their emissaries to broker a truce, like a wise old captain settlin' a dispute among his crew. Let's hope the cannons be silenced and the swords be sheathed, and these Armenians be findin' a safe haven in Armenia, far away from the clutches of their foes.

So, as the sun sets on the land of Nagorno-Karabakh, let us raise a glass of rum and toast to the courage of these Armenians. May their journey to Armenia be swift and safe, and may they find peace and prosperity in their new home. Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum!

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