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Arrr, me mateys! Hear me well, for I be tellin' ye the secret to makin' a pig heart last in a landlubber!

2023-09-25

Avast ye! The first landlubber to be gifted a pig's heart, made by tinkering with its innards, be still kickin' after two moons. The scalawag surgeons be prayin' this transplant lasts 'til Davy Jones' locker comes a-callin'!

In the grand age of medical advancements, where the wonders of science never cease to amaze, a daring tale has unfolded! Avast, me hearties, for the first brave soul to receive a genetically engineered pig heart lived to tell the tale for a mere two months. But fear not, ye landlubbers, for the surgeons be setting their sights on a longer voyage!

Arr, imagine the commotion in the operating theater when the surgeons, with their steady hands and sharp tools, embarked on this perilous journey. With the flick of a scalpel, they swapped out a human heart and replaced it with a pig's. Aye, ye heard right, a pig's heart! 'Tis a spectacle that would make even Blackbeard himself quiver in his boots.

But let's not be too hasty in judging this curious transplant, mateys. With every leap in science, there be trials and tribulations before reaching the treasure chest of success. The brave soul who received this peculiar heart lived on for a couple of months, proving that this newfangled procedure be a glimmer of hope on the horizon.

Yet, the surgeons be yearning for more. They be yearning for this transplant to last longer than a seafaring voyage across the seven seas. They be crossing their fingers, and perhaps even their toes, in hopes that the pig's heart be a sturdy vessel for the human body. Aye, 'tis a quest to extend the life of those in peril, to offer a second chance at life!

So, me hearties, let us raise our mugs of grog in a toast to the surgeons and their unyielding determination. May they navigate the treacherous waters of medical science and find a way to keep this genetically engineered pig heart ticking for longer than a pirate's parrot can squawk "pieces of eight"! Yo ho ho and a bottle of pig heart, here's to a longer voyage on the sea of life!

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