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Arr matey! The White House be ignorin' the news 'bout Chinese loot sent to Biden's crib. Ha-ha!

2023-09-27

Arrr, ye scurvy dog! The White House spokesman fer oversight and investigations be dismissin' a findin' on Wednesday by the House Oversight Committee showin' that Hunter Biden's Chinese business mates sent the first son at least $250,000 worth of wires with Joe Biden's Delaware home listed as the beneficiary address. Hunter Biden was first paid $10,000 by Wang Xin, a Chinese matey, in July 2019, and another $250,000 was wired to him by Johnathan Li, a different Chinese business matey, in August 2019, the... Avast!

In a hilarious turn of events, the White House spokesman for oversight and investigations decided to brush off a recent finding by the House Oversight Committee. This finding showed that Hunter Biden, the esteemed first son, received a mind-boggling sum of at least $250,000 in wires from his Chinese business buddies. And guess where these wires were directed to? None other than dear ol' Joe Biden's humble abode in Delaware! Talk about a family affair!
The saga began in July 2019 when a Chinese associate by the name of Wang Xin decided to show his love for Hunter by generously offering a payment of $10,000. But that was just the tip of the treasure chest! In August 2019, another Chinese business pal named Johnathan Li jumped on the bandwagon and decided to send a whopping $250,000 wire to Hunter's way. And what address did they list as the beneficiary? You guessed it right, the good ol' Biden household address.
Now, instead of facing this shocking revelation with seriousness and concern, the White House spokesperson took an unexpected route. With a nonchalant shrug, they dismissed the whole thing, as if it were merely a gentle breeze passing by. One can only imagine the level of creativity required to come up with such a response.
But let's not dwell on the dismissal, my fellow pirates. Instead, let's revel in the audacity of it all. Who needs doubloons and hidden treasures when you can receive wires worth a quarter of a million dollars? And to think, all it takes is some friendly business relationships with our Chinese comrades and a sly redirection of funds to dear old Dad's house. Ahoy, mateys! It seems the Biden family has found a rather unconventional way to boost their coffers.

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