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Jared Goff be not a poor man's nothin', says he, takin' offense to the gabbin' Fitzpatrick be doin'!

2023-09-29

Arr, the Detroit Lions' signal caller Jared Goff be not takin' kindly to the jestin' words of that scallywag Ryan Fitzpatrick, who likened our lad to a penniless version of Matt Ryan! Methinks a swashbucklin' feisty battle be brewin'!

In a hilarious turn of events, Jared Goff led the Detroit Lions to a resounding 34-20 victory over the Green Bay Packers on Thursday night. But that's not all - Goff also had some choice words for analyst Ryan Fitzpatrick before and after the game. Prior to kickoff, Fitzpatrick had compared Goff to "a poor man's Matt Ryan," which didn't sit well with the Lions' quarterback. After the game, Goff made sure to let Fitzpatrick know that he had heard the comment, jokingly asking if his performance had met Fitzpatrick's standards. Goff also took the opportunity to praise Matt Ryan and assure Fitzpatrick that it was all in good fun.
The Lions, with Goff at the helm, dominated the Packers throughout the game, taking a commanding 27-3 lead into halftime. Running back David Montgomery had an impressive night, finishing with 121 yards and three touchdowns on 31 carries. This victory marked Montgomery's first win over the Packers in his five-year NFL career, which he expressed excitement about, as he can now tell his son that he beat the Packers.
Goff himself had a solid performance, throwing for 210 yards, a touchdown, and an interception. With this win, the Lions improved their season record to 3-1, while the Packers dropped to 2-2. Packers quarterback Jordan Love, who started in place of the injured Aaron Rodgers, had a decent outing with 246 passing yards, one touchdown, and two interceptions. However, Love acknowledged that the offense needs to start faster and avoid falling behind early in games.
All in all, it was a memorable night for Goff and the Lions as they asserted their dominance over the Packers and had a good laugh at Fitzpatrick's expense. The win not only boosted the team's record but also provided a memorable moment for Montgomery and his son.

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