Arrr, mateys! A band o' clever scientists be fightin' to rescue America’s grog industry from th' wrath o' climate change!
2023-09-29
Arrr, me hearties! The scurvy dogs of the U.S. West Coast do produce o'er 90% of America's precious wine booty, but alas! Their cursed land is prone to wildfires, a fiery mix that brought disaster upon the industry in 2020. These scholars of science be now scramblin' to quell the flames and save the day! Should ye sample a fine wine, ye may be blessed with the notes of noble oak or luscious red fruit. But dare ye take a sip of wine crafted from grapes tainted by the vile smoke, ye might find yerself believin' someone had emptied an ash-filled ashtray into yer very own goblet! Lo and behold, wine experts from the three West Coast havens..."
In the language of a 17th century pirate, arrr, listen up ye scurvy landlubbers! The U.S. West Coast, that be the place where over 90% of America's precious wine be produced. But alas, this region be also plagued by wildfires, a deadly dance of destruction that be threatenin' the very existence of the wine industry in 2020. And ye best believe that the clever scientists be workin' like a crew of frenzied seadogs, tryin' to find a way to put out this fiery menace.Now, when ye be tastin' a good wine, ye might be detectin' hints of oak or the lusciousness of red fruit. But beware, me hearties! If ye be sippin' on a wine that was made from grapes that were invaded by the devil's breath itself - smoke, that be - ye might be findin' yerself with a taste in yer mouth like someone dumped an ashtray straight into yer goblet!
Three mighty wine experts from the treacherous West Coast...