Arr, Todd Howard never reckoned yer Starfield ships to sail so swiftly: "If ye hand the landlubbers the tools, they'll astonish ye with their prowess, matey!"
2023-09-30
Arr, me hearties, listen well! Behold the boisterous clamor of me grand vessel's mighty mechanical contraption! It roars like a ferocious sea monster, yarr!
Avast ye, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend an ear to this tale of mighty contraptions and the noises they make. Aye, 'tis a story that shall transport ye back to the days of yore, when pirates roamed the seven seas, and engines were but a distant dream. But fear not, for I shall make ye chuckle with me words!Picture this, me maties: a proud ship, sailing through the waves, its sails billowing in the wind. But lo and behold, what's that noise? 'Tis not the creaking of wooden planks or the splash of waves against the hull, but a noise so strange it could only come from a contraption of the future!
Imagine the puzzled looks upon the faces of me fellow pirates as they hear the thunderous roar of an engine. "Avast! What sorcery is this?" they exclaim. For ye see, in our days, ships were powered by the mighty winds, not by these metal beasts that belch out smoke and fire!
But me hearties, as the noise grows louder, curiosity takes hold of us all. We gather 'round the source of the commotion and find ourselves face to face with a strange contraption, a steam engine it be called. It be a wicked invention, filled with gears and pistons, churning and hissing like a mythical sea creature.
And as we stand there, scratching our heads and trying to make sense of it all, one of me jolly crewmates comes forth and utters, with a twinkle in his eye, "Arr, I reckon this be the work of some mad scientist, tryin' to bring the future to us pirates! But fear not, me hearties, for we be pirates! We laugh in the face of strange noises and mechanical wonders!"
So me mateys, let us raise a tankard of grog and toast to the strange noises that bring us both confusion and amusement. For in this age of engines and contraptions, it be a reminder that even pirates can find joy in the oddest of things. Aye, the proud engine noises may puzzle us, but they also bring laughter to our salty souls!