Arrr! Forty-one percent of them French landlubbers reckon we should be limited to 4 flights, mateys! To battle the climate change, they say!
2023-10-02
Arrr, me hearties! A scurvy crew o' landlubbers be sayin' that 41% o' French scallywags be supportin' a measly limit o' four flights fer each swashbuckler's whole life, all 'cause o' climate blabber. Aye, ye heard right, mateys, they be wantin' to keep ye outta the skies!
In a recent poll, it be found that 41% of these French scallywags, when asked about their thoughts on climate change, be supportin' a lifetime limit o' four flights per person. Aye, ye heard that right, me hearties! These landlubbers be wantin' to restrict our glorious adventures in the sky, all in the name o' savin' the environment!Arrr, a research firm called the Consumer Science and Analytics Institute conducted a survey to uncover these scurvy results. They be askin' the citizens if they'd be willin' to be limited to a measly four flights fer the rest o' their miserable lives, all in the name o' fightin' climate change. And 41% o' the landlubbers said aye, they'd be supportin' such a restriction!
Now, I don't be knowin' about ye, me hearties, but four flights be barely enough to wet me whistle! What be they thinkin', restrictin' our plunderin' of the skies? What about our swashbucklin' adventures to distant lands? The thrill o' settin' sail on a gleamin' metal bird?
But alas, it seems some o' these French scurvy dogs be willin' to give up their wings for the sake o' the environment. Aye, they may be noble in their intentions, but where be the fun in that? Bein' stuck on dry land all the time be no life for a pirate!
So, me hearties, let's hoist the anchor and set sail before these landlubbers take away our right to fly. Let's cherish our freedom to explore the skies and continue our piratical escapades, lest we be left stranded on this God-forsaken land forever!