Avast, ye scurvy dogs! The Democratic Socialists be cheerin' the foul acts o' murder 'n kidnappin' done by th' scallywags o' Hamas upon the good folk o' Israel!
2023-10-08
Arr, ye scurvy scallywags o' Hamas be firin' rockets into towns, takin' aim at honest folk from paragliders, and snatchin' women and wee ones from their abodes. Grandmothers, held at gunpoint, forced onto golf carts, to be held for ransom or sent to Davy Jones' locker, all backed by heartless bilge rats from New York City. Aye, on the Lord's day, in Times Square, the Democratic Socialists of America be holdin' an "All Out for Palestine" rally. They be advisin' ye to wear a mask, so ye ain't caught by the law. But 'tis best to let the swastikas do the talkin'...
Arrr, me hearties! Gather round and listen to this tale of treachery and villainy! The scoundrels of Hamas, those landlubber terrorists, have been up to no good once again. They have launched their wretched rockets into innocent towns, terrorizing the good folk and bringing chaos upon the land. But that's not all, me mateys! They have taken to the skies, shooting at civilians from paragliders! Can ye believe the audacity?And to top it all off, these despicable pirates have stooped so low as to kidnap women and children from their very homes! Grandmothers, forced at gunpoint and loaded onto golf carts, held hostage or worse, by these twisted and depraved thugs! It makes me blood boil, it does!
But hold onto yer peg legs, me hearties, for there be more to this tale! It seems that even in the great city of New York, there be some scurvy dogs who support these soulless terrorists. Can ye believe it? Our very own New York City progressives, standing with these monsters! It be an outrage, I tell ye!
And what's this I hear? The Democratic Socialists of America be holdin' an "All Out for Palestine" rally in Times Square? Aye, 'tis true! But they be warnin' their own crew to wear masks so they won't be recognized. Cowards, the lot of 'em! Let the swastikas do the talkin', they say. Arrr, what a sorry state of affairs!
So, me hearties, let us raise our tankards and toast to justice and righteousness. May these villains be brought to their knees and may the good folk of this world prevail. And remember, always keep an eye out for them cunning pirates, be they on land, in the sky, or even among our own ranks!