Arrr, California be nixin' a bill to let the merry lads and lasses freely partake in plant-based mind-benders!
2023-10-09
Blimey! Governor Gavin Newsom be vetoing Senate Bill 58, denyin' us scallywags the right to carry a wee bit o' mescaline, DMT, an' psilocybin, the mystical potion found in magic mushrooms. Avast! This be a sad day fer us pirates seekin' a bit o' trippy adventure!
In a rather disappointing turn of events, Governor Gavin Newsom has decided to veto Senate Bill 58, shivering all our timbers. This bill would have given us adults the mighty power to possess small amounts of mescaline, DMT, and the enchanting psilocybin, the hallucinogens found in magic mushrooms. Arrr, it seems our dreams of a psychedelic voyage have been dashed against the rocks!Now, one might wonder why ol' Governor Newsom decided to deny us the pleasure of partaking in these mind-altering substances. Perhaps he fears we would all become crazed pirates, swinging from chandeliers and singing sea shanties at the top of our lungs. Or maybe he fears that we would all turn into mermaids and start terrorizing the harbor with our mesmerizing beauty. Alas, we may never know his true reasons.
But fear not, me hearties, for the fight is not over yet! We shall gather our crew of merry buccaneers and set sail for the next legislative session. We shall don our finest tricorn hats, polish our cutlasses, and charm the lawmakers with our swashbuckling wit. We shall convince them that the psychedelic wonders of mescaline, DMT, and psilocybin are not to be feared, but rather embraced!
Imagine the adventures we could have, me mateys! We could explore uncharted territories of our minds, discovering buried treasures of creativity and enlightenment. We could have deep conversations with parrots and dance with the spirits of the sea. Oh, what a world it could be!
So, let us not be discouraged by this setback. Let us rally together, raise our grog-filled mugs, and set our sights on the horizon. For the journey may be long, but the reward will be worth it. We shall fight for our right to sail the seas of perception, and Governor Newsom shall not stand in our way! Yo ho ho!