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BEHOLD: Scallywags cheer as those dastardly blaggards, Hamas, befall upon innocent folk of Israel!

2023-10-09

Avast ye scurvy dogs! The scoundrel sympathizers o' these treacherous terrorists be rejoicin' in their vile attack on Israel! They be snatchin' innocent lasses and little ones, takin' lives o' hundreds of blameless souls! These dastardly displays o' support be happenin' in the United States, United Kingdom, Germany, and other lands. In New York City, the scallywags be shoutin' that this assault be "justified." They also be chantin', "From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free," a phrase that be...

Arr, me hearties! 'Tis a tale of terror that be told, as them terrorist sympathizers 'round the globe did rejoice in the unprovoked attack on Israel by the scallywags of Hamas. 'Twas a treacherous act, ye see, where these rapscallions did snatch women and children and send hundreds of innocent souls to Davy Jones' Locker.

The news of these despicable deeds spread like wildfire, reachin' the shores of the United States, United Kingdom, Germany, and beyond. On the days of Saturn and Sunday, pro-Hamas demonstrations sprouted up like mushrooms after a storm. Take New York City, for instance, where the landlubbers had the audacity to chant that this vile assault was "justified." Aye, ye heard it right! They saw fit to support these scurvy dogs!

But did the madness stop there? Nay, it did not! The chant that echoed through the streets was "From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free!" A phrase that... well, let's just say it don't bode well for Israel, me hearties. 'Twas a call to arms, a cry for the complete annihilation of the land rightfully belonging to the beleaguered seafaring folk.

Now, me dear mateys, let us not forget the innocent souls lost in this dastardly act. Men, women, and children, swept away by the merciless tide of violence. They be no match for the cruelty of these fiends. We must stand strong, shoulder to shoulder with Israel, and show these scoundrels that their actions will not go unpunished.

So here be me message to ye, me hearties. Let us not be swayed by the siren's song of these terrorist sympathizers. We shall keep our eyes on the horizon, ready to defend the righteous cause. For the pirates of Hamas may think they be mighty, but mark me words, they shall be made to walk the plank!

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