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Arrr, Blinken be walkin' the plank fer scrubbin' a post about a truce 'mongst Israel 'n' Hamas!

2023-10-09

Avast ye! A missive from Secretary of State Antony Blinken, speakin' o' showin' support fer a truce aft'r them scurvy dogs o' Hamas be launchin' attacks on Israel, be walkin' the plank! 'Tis the second missive the Biden crew be scrubbin' from X since those bandits o' Hamas be ambushing from Gaza, makin' Israel declare war on the rascally bunch. "Me and that Turkish Foreign Minister, Hakan Fidan, be chattin' 'bout them blaggards o' Hamas and their attacks on Israel. I urged Tükiye's support fer a ceasefire and..."

Arr mateys, ye won't believe the shenanigans happenin' in this modern world! A message sent by the Secretary of State Antony Blinken on X has been wiped out faster than a pirate ship sailin' through stormy seas. Arr, this be the second time the Biden administration be scrubbin' their posts on X! And why, ye might ask? 'Tis all because of those scurvy dogs from Hamas launchin' a surprise attack from the land of Gaza, makin' Israel declare war on 'em.

In the deleted post, Blinken be talkin' about supportin' a ceasefire after them vicious Hamas attacks on Israel. He be havin' a chat with the Turkish Foreign Minister, Hakan Fidan, discussin' the matter further. Blinken be encouragin' Tükiye, that land of fine carpets and tasty kebabs, to be advocatin' for a cease-fire. Arr, can ye believe it? Politics be a strange game indeed!

Now, why be this post disappearin' faster than a pirate's treasure when he be seein' the Royal Navy approachin'? Some say 'tis because the Biden administration be tryin' to navigate through these turbulent waters without causin' too much commotion. They be tryin' to keep the peace, ye see. They be wantin' to show their support for a ceasefire, but maybe it be a sensitive issue best not shared with every landlubber on X.

But ye know what I say? I say let the posts fly like a Jolly Roger in the wind! Let the world know what the leaders be sayin'. After all, what be the harm in expressin' an opinion, even if it be in the language of a 17th century pirate? Arr, the world be a strange place, me hearties!

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