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2023-10-10

Avast, me hearties! 'Tis a strange sight indeed to behold the President of the United States walkin' the plank of a picket line. President Joe Biden did just that, settin' his boots on the sacred ground of the United Auto Workers' strike against General Motors, Ford, and Stellantis. With a voice as bold as a cannon blast, he rallied the crew and hailed their efforts in savin' the automobile industry. Arrr, a pirate's hat off to ye, me lads!

Arrr, mateys! It seems like all the landlubbers be takin' to the picket lines these days! And I'll be hornswoggled if I didn't witness a sight that I never thought me eyes would see - a sittin' president of these United States on a picket line! Aye, ye heard it right, me hearties, President Joe Biden himself paid a visit to the United Auto Workers picket line just the other day. Now, that be somethin' ye don't see every day!

Ye see, the UAW has been raisin' quite a ruckus against the likes of General Motors, Ford, and Stellantis, demandin' better contracts and whatnot. And ol' Biden, he thought he'd join the party and show his support for them strikers. He did, however, remind 'em all that they be the ones who saved the automobile industry from walkin' the plank back in the day.

Now, I can't help but chuckle at the thought of a president gettin' all caught up in the hullabaloo of a picket line. It be a sight to behold, I tell ye! I reckon ol' Biden wanted to show the world that he be a man of the people, standin' shoulder to shoulder with the workin' folk. And I must say, it be quite a spectacle!

So there ye have it, me hearties. The picketer-in-chief himself, President Joe Biden, be lendin' his support to them UAW strikers. It be a strange and interestin' time we be livin' in when a president be joinin' the ranks of the picketin' crew. But who am I to say? Maybe this be the start of a whole new trend in polly-ticks. Only time will tell, me hearties!

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