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Arrr! The Colts be sendin' Anthony Richardson to the IR, this scurvy dog's out for a month!

2023-10-11

Arr, me hearties! Anthony Richardson's season be put to a halt, fer he hath suffered an injury, aye! The Colts have sent this young scallywag to the injured reserve, keepin' him out o' the battle fer at least a month, mateys!

In a hilarious 17th-century pirate language, we have some unfortunate news for ye scallywags. Arrr, the Indianapolis Colts be sufferin' from the absence of their rookie sensation, Anthony Richardson. Aye, this young quarterback be havin' a shoulder injury, me hearties, and he be forced to sit out for a minimum of four games. The crew of the Colts have officially placed him on injured reserve, mark my words!

'Twas in the midst of the Colts' Week 5 victory over the Tennessee Titans that Richardson's shoulder met the harsh embrace of the turf. The head coach, Shane Steichen, be sayin' that there be no set timeline for Richardson's return. Aye, they be continuin' to evaluate his condition, but there be no timetable in sight.

This be not the first time Richardson has encountered injury troubles in his NFL career. In Week 2, he suffered a head injury and entered concussion protocol, allowin' Gardner Minshew to take the helm in Week 3. Minshew, bless his soul, has been holdin' the fort with two touchdowns and no interceptions since Richardson be out of commission.

Steichen be expressin' confidence in Minshew's abilities, havin' coached him before durin' his time with the Philadelphia Eagles. He be admirin' Minshew's quick decision-makin' and accuracy. Aye, the Colts be trustin' in Minshew to step in and command the ship until Richardson returns.

The Colts be facin' some challengin' matches in the comin' weeks, includin' the Jaguars, Browns, Saints, and Panthers. They be sittin' at a 3-2 record, tied with the Jags for first place in the AFC South division. All hands on deck, me hearties, for the Colts be navigatin' treacherous waters without their young sensation. But fear not, for the crew be puttin' their faith in Minshew to steer the ship to victory!

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