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Avast, ye scurvy dogs! Aye, tis true! The mighty leaders of Iran and Saudi Arabia had a grand ol' parley on the phone, swearin' their united allegiance to the landlubber Palestinians!

2023-10-11

Arrr! Saudi's Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman and Iran's President Ebrahim Raisi had a jolly chat on t'phone, swearin' their undyin' support for the scallywags in Palestine. The gabfest lasted 'bout 45 minutes, they be blabberin' 'bout the war in Gaza. The Iran lubbers said they be wantin' to put an end to the war crimes against Palestine, while Salman, as per the Saudi Press Agency, pledged his hearty support for the Palestinian cause and urged...

In a surprising turn of events, the Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman and the Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi engaged in a phone conversation, marking their first-ever communication. Arr, me hearties, this be quite the tale! The scallywags chatted away for a good 45 minutes, all about the war in Gaza, or so they say. Me sources tell me that the rascals pledged their united support for the Palestinian cause.
The landlubber Raisi's cronies reported that the two agreed on the "need to end war crimes against Palestine." Blimey, that's a bold statement! Meanwhile, the Saudi Press Agency claims that our very own Captain Salman expressed his unwavering support for the Palestinian cause and urged... what, ye ask? To bring about peace in the seven seas? Nay, me mateys! He urged the international community to take immediate action to stop the violence against our brethren in Palestine.
Now, ye must be wonderin', why in Davy Jones' locker would these mighty captains join forces? Well, me hearties, it seems they found a common enemy in Israel. Aye, ye heard me right! Despite their historic rivalry, these two scurvy dogs be makin' nice for the greater good. They be puttin' aside their differences, at least for now, and be settin' sail together to help the poor Palestinians.
But don't ye be fooled, me mateys, for this alliance may not be as sturdy as a ship's mast. The Saudi-Iranian relationship be like a stormy sea, always rockin' and rollin'. The winds of war and trade disputes be blowin' between 'em. So while they be singin' shanties of unity today, who knows what tomorrow may bring?
So, me hearties, there ye have it. The Saudi Crown Prince and the Iranian President, two unlikely pirates, havin' a good ol' chat about the war in Gaza. Will they be able to work together to achieve peace for the Palestinians? Only time will tell, me mateys, only time will tell.

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