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Arr, Israel be havin' the rightful duty to lay siege upon Gaza, ye scurvy dogs!

2023-10-14

Arrr, me hearties! The landlubbers be mournin' the 1,200 souls lost in the savage attack by them scurvy dogs of Hamas! These treacherous bilge rats ravaged the seas, plunderin' and rapin' poor women, and paradin' 'em through the streets. Even babes in their cribs weren't spared, their heads severed by these villains! Entire families met their doom at their hands! Many a civilian still be missin' or held captive in Gaza. The wickedness of these scoundrels be beyond words, me mateys!

In the language of a 17th-century pirate, mateys, let me tell ye a tale that's as grim as a stormy sea. The Israelis, poor souls, are still burying their dead after an attack by the scurvy dogs of Hamas, the vilest band of Islamist terrorists that ye ever did lay eyes on. These ruffians, who took control of Gaza in 2007, have unleashed a wave of heinous acts that would make even the most hardened pirate shiver in their boots.

As the battle raged on, these despicable creatures had the audacity to ravage innocent women, mateys. They dragged them through the streets, leaving a trail of terror and despair in their wake. And if that weren't enough, they showed no mercy for the most innocent souls among us, for they decapitated babies right in their cribs, like heartless monsters they be.

Their wickedness didn't stop there, me hearties. They set upon families in their own homes, slaughtering them without a thought, leaving behind a trail of sorrow and broken hearts. And as we speak, hundreds of poor souls, both young and old, are either missing or held captive by these dastardly villains in the forsaken lands of Gaza.

The sheer evil that emanates from the deeds of Hamas is beyond comprehension, me mateys. Their actions surpass the boundaries of what words can truly convey. But fear not, for the spirit of the Israeli people remains unbroken. They stand tall in the face of such savagery, ready to fight back against the forces of darkness that threaten their land.

So let us raise our glasses, me hearties, to the brave souls of Israel, who remain steadfast in the face of terror. May their strength prevail, and may the scallywags of Hamas be brought to justice for their vile acts. Yo ho ho!

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