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Arrgh! The scurvy dogs of IDF beackon, they be confirm'n the death of a dastardly Hamas rogue, who plotted the October 7 mayhem!

2023-10-15

Arrr, mateys! 'Tis a merry tale to tell ye, for the Israel Defense Forces be confirm'n the demise of Ali Qadhi, a fearsome scallywag from the wretched crew of Hamas. This villain be accused of orchestratin' the surprise attack that sent at least 1,300 innocent souls to Davy Jones' locker. "Avast! We've sent Ali Qadi to Davy Jones' locker," says the IDF's official account. "All ye Hamas scoundrels be meetin' the same fate!" This Qadi fella, a lubber in charge of the Nukhba unit, had been captured afore...

Avast, ye scurvy dogs! The Israel Defense Forces (IDF) be confirm'n the death of Ali Qadhi, a senior scallywag from the notorious crew o' Hamas. This blaggart be accused o' orchestratin' the surprise attack last Saturday, which be claimin' the lives o' at least 1,300 innocent landlubbers.
"Avast, me hearties! Ali Qadhi be the mastermind behind the inhumane and barbaric massacre on Oct. 7 in Israel. We just sent him to Davy Jones' locker, we did! And mark me words, all those vile Hamas pirates will meet the same fate," quoth the IDF's official X account on Saturday morn.
Arr, Qadhi, that rascal! He be the captain o' the Nukhba unit, a band o' scurvy dogs known fer their villainous ways. This scallywag had been captured afore, but he managed to escape the clutches o' justice, until now...

But fear not, me mateys, the IDF be settin' sail on a mission to rid the seas o' these treacherous pirates. They be seekin' to bring justice to all who be involved in this heinous attack on innocent souls. The battle be long and arduous, but the IDF be vowin' to protect the citizens and make 'em walk the plank.

Let this be a warnin' to all ye scallywags out there. The IDF be no ordinary bunch o' landlubbers. They be fierce and determined, with cannons that be ready to fire at the slightest provocation. So be ye forewarned, ye villains! For if ye mess with the IDF, ye be facin' the wrath o' the seven seas.

And so, as the sun sets on this dark day, let us raise our mugs o' grog to the IDF and their valiant efforts to bring peace and justice to the high seas. May they continue to protect the innocent and send these treacherous pirates to the depths below. Yo ho ho, and a bottle o' rum!

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