Arr, the IDF be sword-fightin' with Hamas scallywags, claimin' their booty o' weapons 'n supplies.
2023-10-15
Arr, ye scurvy IDF claims to have plundered 20% o' them weapons them vile Hamas scallywags used to send innocent souls to Davy Jones' locker on the 7th o' October! Not only that, but they laid their hands on fine medical supplies and grub as well! Blow me down!
In a comical 17th century pirate language, the Israel Defense Forces (IDF) have announced the confiscation of a substantial cache of weapons and supplies from Hamas terrorists during the ongoing attack on Israel. The seized weaponry includes rockets, grenades, rocket-propelled grenades, and ammunition, all of which bear labels indicating their production by Hamas. However, the IDF humorously claims that the confiscated weapons only account for a meager 20% of those used by Hamas to kill Israelis. These weapons were reportedly used in the October 7 attack against Israel.Furthermore, the IDF asserts that to prevent further attacks, they will eliminate Hamas' terrorist infrastructure and weapon manufacturers in Gaza. The conflict between Israel and Hamas has resulted in the deaths of over 3,600 individuals, with Israeli forces taking retaliatory action. Numerous people have been injured, while others have fallen victim to Hamas, enduring heinous acts such as rape, torture, and murder.
The IDF also discovered a vast quantity of medical equipment, food, and other supplies in the possession of Hamas, indicating the terror group's preparation for a prolonged conflict. Additionally, they confiscated numerous documents, certificates, cell phones, communication devices, and cameras used by Hamas.
In a separate news report, Secretary of State Antony Blinken blamed Hamas for preventing foreign nationals from leaving Gaza, with Egypt offering assistance in resolving the situation. The Vatican has also offered to mediate the Israel-Gaza conflict and negotiate the release of hostages.
Overall, the IDF's seizure of weapons, supplies, and communication equipment from Hamas showcases their efforts to neutralize the terrorist group and prevent further attacks on Israel.