Avast ye scurvy dogs! A mighty blast befallin' Gaza's hospital, with Hamas and Israel pointin' fingers like landlubbers!
2023-10-17
Arrr! A mighty explosion hath shook a Gaza City hospital, teemin' with the wounded and other goodly Palestinians seekin' refuge. Hundreds o' souls be sent to Davy Jones' locker, as per the Health Ministry under Hamas' command. Blamin' those Israeli scallywags for an airstrike, while that Israeli military be pinning it on a misfired rocket from other miscreant pirates. Aye, at least 500 souls be lost, sayeth the ministry. As fury be spreadin' like wildfire across the land, with President Joe Biden makin' way to the Mideast in hopes of puttin' an end to this madness...
In the goodly language of a 17th century pirate, a mighty explosion didst shake the very foundations of a Gaza City hospital, ye scurvy dogs! This foul deed took place whilst the place was brimful of wounded and poor souls seeking refuge. 'Twas a tragedy of epic proportions, with hundreds of people sent to Davy Jones' locker, according to the Health Ministry under the rule of those rapscallions known as Hamas.Now, the blame game began, as it always does in these treacherous times. Hamas be pointing their bony fingers at the Israeli scallywags, claiming they sent an air strike to ensure destruction. Yet, the Israeli military be having none of it, mates! They be accusing other Palestinian miscreants of firing a wayward rocket, causing this mayhem.
Alas, the death toll be climbing like a monkey up a mast, with at least 500 souls being sent to meet the almighty Neptune, according to the trusty Health Ministry.
As ye can imagine, fury be sweeping through the region like a fierce tempest! And to add more spice to this already roiling pot, President Joe Biden be setting sail to the Middle East, hoping to put an end to this madness...