Arr, ye scurvy dog Matthew Vaughn, aye, he be tryin' (and failin') to make three o' those Superman flicks!
2023-10-19
Arrr, Warner Bros. be afeared o' that folly! They be not entertainin' such shenanigans, matey!
Arr! In the days of yore, when the ships roamed the vast seas, there be a mighty entertainment company called Warner Bros. Now, these scallywags be known for their strict ways and their reluctance to let others use their precious property. But there be a group of mischievous pirates, trying to make their own version of a popular movie, and they be wanting to do it in the language of us 17th-century buccaneers.Avast! These swashbuckling scallywags be thinkin' they be clever, wantin' to make a humorous version of a film in a way that tickles the fancy of sailors and landlubbers alike. They be plannin' to release this version on the interwebs, to give the world a good laugh. But Warner Bros., they be hearin' of this plan, and they be not happy about it!
The executives of Warner Bros., with their stern faces and gold-laden pockets, be sendin' a letter to these jolly pranksters, tellin' them to cease and desist. They be sayin' that it be a violation of their copyright, and that they won't be toleratin' such shenanigans. They be claimin' that these pirates be takin' their treasure and turnin' it into somethin' that be tarnishin' their reputation.
But these mischievous pirates be not easily deterred! They be thinkin' they be clever enough to outwit these powerful men. They be sayin' that it be all in good fun, and that they be not makin' any treasure from it. They be hopin' that Warner Bros. might see the humor in their idea and let them continue on their merry way.
Alas, it be a tale with no happy ending. Warner Bros., with their mighty lawyers and fierce determination, be pressin' on. They be sayin' that no matter how funny it be, no one should be messin' with their precious creations. So, these 17th-century pirates be left with no choice but to abandon their plans and sail away into the sunset, their dreams of a hilarious movie in the language of pirates bein' dashed against the rocks.
But fear not, me hearties! The spirit of these mischievous pirates lives on, and who knows what adventures they be plannin' next? Perhaps someday, their humor and wit be settin' sail once again, delightin' the world with their unique brand of merriment. Until then, we be left with but a whisper of what could have been, a tale of pirates and copyright battles on the vast seas of entertainment.