February 14, 2025
February 14, 2025, 11:35 am
Arrr, matey! The European Medicines Agency be settin' course to inspect potions with finasteride and dutasteride, after hearin' tales of scallywags ponderin' the depths o' despair! Aye, watch yer sails or ye might end up in Davy Jones' locker!
February 14, 2025, 9:20 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags at MHRA be lettin’ blokes off the hook, no more double-checkin’ fer sodium valproate! Them landlubbers can now sail smooth seas with their meds! Aye, the tide be turnin’! <i>Medscape News UK</i> be spillin’ the beans!
February 14, 2025, 7:03 am
Avast, matey! Those magical scribbles in the health scrolls be cuttin' down on pointless pokin' and proddin', but alas, 'tis but a fleeting breeze! The landlubber doctors still be settin' sail for the same old waters! Arrr! — <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
February 14, 2025, 7:01 am
Avast, ye landlubbers! The wise sea dogs be yellin' fer better maps to chart the murky waters of fascia pain, and a bit o' magic hands to mend the crew. Arrr, heed Medscape News UK or ye be walkin’ the plank with yer aches! Har har har!
February 14, 2025, 5:49 am
Arrr, a blasty boom at a Michigan doctor’s den has got the scallywags frettin’ over that fancy oxygen magic! Seems like the sea o' bubbles ain't as safe as a chest of gold! Yo ho ho, let’s hope the next fix ain't a cannonball!
February 14, 2025, 5:07 am
Arrr, matey! A fresh tale from the sea of science be sayin' that too much green weed can send ye to Davy Jones' locker quicker than a cannonball! So beware, ye scallywags, or ye might find yerselves bidin' farewell to the high seas!
February 14, 2025, 5:02 am
Arrr, matey! Fresh word from the seas of science be showin’ that brain blunders causin’ the crazies point to a jolly ol’ circuit in the hippocampus! Aye, it seems our noggins be all tied up in a merry dance! Avast, what a treasure of knowledge!
February 14, 2025, 4:59 am
Arrr, mateys! The young doc scallywags of the great state down under be threatenin' to hoist the black flag after a sneaky missive from the landlubber admin calls 'em “marshmallows”! Aye, the seas be gettin' stormy in the land of the down under!
February 13, 2025
February 13, 2025, 3:20 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Today, after a raucous vote in the Senate, Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. be takin’ the helm of the grand health agency! Some scallywags be grumblin’ ’bout his tall tales on vaccines, while others be raisin’ their tankards to his fight against those pesky chronic ailments! Avast!
February 13, 2025, 3:03 pm
Arrr! A shiny contraption that be shufflin' the blood from the left side o' the heart to the right through the ol’ coronary treasure chest has proven its worth, savvy? The benefits be growin' from the first year to the second, like a fine rum! Avast, me hearties!
February 13, 2025, 10:00 am
Arrr, me hearty! A crew of landlubber researchers charted the tales of 215 lasses with breast cancer, stages 0 to III, from the year 2000 to 2024. After 9.7 years, they be findin’ out if these brave wenches could still bear young 'uns! Avast, what a tale!
February 13, 2025, 8:37 am
Arrr, matey! The wise sea dogs of the American Association of Clinical Endocrinology be chartin' fresh waters with their new scrolls on dyslipidemia! They be talkin’ 'bout shiny potions and what truly matters to us landlubbers. Hoist the sails and read on, savvy?
February 13, 2025, 7:38 am
Arrr, matey! A swab o' blood before ye hit the ship's doc can tell if ye be sufferin' from a blockage or a bleedin' heart! With this clever trick, we might just save yer life quicker than ye can say "shiver me timbers!" Avast, science be a fine treasure!
February 13, 2025, 6:57 am
Arrr, matey! A study be sayin’ that those scallywags called social prescribin’ link workers be needin’ more hearty support from their shipmates, lest they feel like castaways in their own crew! Avast, let’s hoist the sails of camaraderie! <br><i>Medscape News UK</i>
February 13, 2025, 5:41 am
Arrr, matey! A new tale be told: more than a third of those scallywag websites peddlin’ Ozempic and Wegovy be spoutin’ lies 'bout their FDA seals o’ approval! Aye, trust no bilge rat when it comes to yer health! Medscape be spillin’ the beans!
February 13, 2025, 5:40 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags of science be shufflin' landlubbers with pesky tumors like a game o' dice—2 to 1! One lot gets cabozantinib, the other naught but a bag o' air! Avast! 'Tis a jolly jest in the realm o' medicine! <br> *Medscape Medical News*
February 13, 2025, 5:37 am
Arrr! A jolly Danish tale be told, where scallywags found a hefty chance o' stroke and heart attack from some crafty hormonal potions! Yet, fear not, mateys, the actual peril be as small as a barnacle on a ship's hull! Savvy? Avast, ye Medscape landlubbers!
February 13, 2025, 5:04 am
Arrr, matey! It seems the ol' transradial route be like a leaky ship, not as fine as the transfemoral way for findin' treasure in the brain! Aye, Medscape be spillin' the beans on this misadventure! Avast, we be stickin' to what works, savvy?
February 12, 2025
February 12, 2025, 2:28 pm
Arrr! Squaring brentuximab vedotin with lenalidomide and rituximab be like finding treasure! It slashed the death risk by a hearty 37% in the grand ECHELON-3 trial, where placebos be walkin' the plank! Avast, what a jolly good find for the scallywags!
February 12, 2025, 10:00 am
Ahoy, me hearties! A fresh crew o' scallywags found that them fancy immune checkpoint potions be makin' the pesky actinic keratoses scuttle away during cancer battles. Avast, even the skin be joinin' the fight! Yarrr! <br> *Medscape Medical News* be spillin' the beans!
February 12, 2025, 8:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Seems breast milk be givin’ them wee ones stronger bones than a ship's hull! But fear not, for no extra treasure from fortification after landlubberin’ ashore! Aye, this be what the scallywags at Medscape News UK be sayin’!
February 12, 2025, 7:15 am
Arrr, a fresh scroll be hittin' the decks, claimin' that reckonin' sickle cell trait as a cause fer keelin' a matey be as true as a three-legged parrot! Beware the folly, me hearties! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!
February 12, 2025, 6:41 am
Arrr, matey! Usin' them DOACs fer scallywags with ICH and AF be like findin' treasure! Stroke foes be fleein', but beware! The pesky ICH be returnin' like a ghostly ship! Aye, a fine trade-off, I say! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be givin' the lowdown!
February 12, 2025, 6:25 am
Arrr, matey! Testing landlubbers on them fancy immunosuppressin’ potions might just lead ye down the wrong plank! Aye, ye could find yerself thinkin’ they be fit as a fiddle when they be naught but a scallywag! Shiver me timbers! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin’ the beans!
February 12, 2025, 5:56 am
Arrr, matey! A swashbucklin' doc from New York be settin' sail to make joinin' clinical trials as easy as findin' buried treasure! Avast, Medscape be spillin' the beans on this fine venture! Yarrr!
February 12, 2025, 4:36 am
Arrr, it seems landlubbers ye'd ne'er suspect be dabblin' in the wacky weed! They be poppin' tiny doses o' magic potions fer their woes. Aye, lets keep the healers in the know, lest they walk the plank o' ignorance! Yarr, news from Medscape sails the high seas!
February 12, 2025, 4:33 am
Ahoy, me hearties! It seems these pesky coughs after the plague ain’t just from a bad chest, but mayhap from the noggin misbehavin’! So, keep yer wits about ye and don’t be coughin’ like a scallywag! Yarrr!
February 12, 2025, 3:38 am
Arrr! The scallywags of the European Association fer Obesity and the Obesity Medicine crew be shiverin’ in their boots over the Lancet Commission's tale, especially that “preclinical” fat designation! Aye, what be next? A treasure map fer plumpness? Savvy? <br> *Medscape Medical News*
February 11, 2025
February 11, 2025, 3:30 pm
Arrr, mateys! Speaker stands ‘n’ tables be waitin’ fer the fine delegates at the Society of Thoracic Surgeons’ grand shindig! Aye, new scrolls be laid out as the captains of surgery declare their changes. Beware the paperwork, it bites like a scurvy dog! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
February 11, 2025, 2:37 pm
Arrr, matey! The judge be sayin' websites be back afloat for now, whilst the landlubbers be ponderin' over their fancy words 'bout gender and such! Aye, the seas of Medscape be buzzin' with news, like a ship full o' rum!
February 11, 2025, 11:17 am
Arrr, on the morrow, a wise sea captain of the law be tellin' the health scallywags to hoist their jolly roger back online! Those websites vanished quicker than a ship in a squall, all 'cause the cap’n Trump gave a shout! Avast, let the health news flow!
February 11, 2025, 8:40 am
Arrr matey! With shiny new tricks fer fixin’ the tricuspid valves, the seas o’ surgery be changin’! Whether ye be goin’ for a grand ol’ cut or a sneaky little poke, it be a right jolly time fer heart repairs! Avast, the future be bright!
February 11, 2025, 7:31 am
Arrr, matey! A second round o' the ol' blood-clot wrangle be showin' some merry tidin's, even though the main goal be as flat as a ship at low tide! We be hopin' for treasure in the depths o' that hematoma, says the wise Medscape! Avast!
February 11, 2025, 7:13 am
Arrr, new findings be showin' that thar magic potion of thrombolysis be savin' some souls with a stroke, even up to 24 hours after the cursed onset! Aye, the seas of medicine be gettin' clearer, me hearties! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!
February 11, 2025, 7:03 am
Avast, me hearties! Though the rulebook be sayin’ otherwise, it seems them bioprosthetic heart valves be takin' the treasure over mechanical ones! But a mighty big stash of data be settin’ sail to change the course. Yarrr, let the heart shenanigans begin!
February 11, 2025, 5:59 am
Ahoy, matey! New whispers from the seas o' medicine say that healers ought to be checkin' the noggins o' those who’ve had their first TIA. Aye, don’t be lettin’ their brains drift like a lost ship! Arrr, heed the call o' Medscape Medical News!
February 11, 2025, 5:43 am
Arrr! It be said that four in ten wee scallywags get a peekin' at their innards with the magic box o' CT when they be banged up. But fear not, mateys! Most be fine and dandy, needing naught but a good ol’ rum and a hearty laugh!
February 11, 2025, 5:31 am
Arrr, me hearties! The wise sea dogs be jawin’ ‘bout PPI treasure fer protectin' the belly o' landlubbers takin' antithrombotic potions! They be gabbin’ ‘bout dangers, dosin’, mixin’ brews, and the pesky side effects! Avast! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!
February 11, 2025, 5:12 am
Arrr, matey! In the year of our Lord 2024, the scurvy poliovirus be spied in the waste o’ five European lands, threatenin’ the weak and feeble! Batten down the hatches, for it be a right ruckus in the sewers! Avast, ye healthy crew!
February 10, 2025
February 10, 2025, 8:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! The cure fer joint puffs with them TNF potions be as fickle as the sea! Shoulders and elbows be bouncin’ back like a merry crew, while wrists and knees be sulkin’ like scallywags! Avast, what a jolly jest! <i>Medscape News UK</i> be spillin' the beans!
February 10, 2025, 6:55 am
Arrr, me hearties! A bounty o’ studies be showin’ that sippin’ on that fine brew o’ coffee might keep ye liver, lady parts, and gut safe from the clutches of cancer! So raise yer mugs and toast to the black gold, savvy? Avast!
February 10, 2025, 5:59 am
Arrr matey! The CAR T-cell magic be workin' wonders on blood curses, but when it comes to the stony beasts, it be less swashbucklin'. Aye, still searchin' fer treasure in them solid tumors, but the chest be locked tight! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' tales!
February 10, 2025, 5:56 am
Arrr, matey! A study be sayin’ that when ye be walkin’ slow like a barnacle-covered turtle, ye might be riskin’ yer heart’s treasure! But fear not, yer grip and muscle be still shipshape. So hoist the sails and keep that heart a-pumpin’!
February 10, 2025, 5:31 am
Arrr, matey! It be found in the latest scrolls that fancy pamphlets o' potions do spark lively chatter 'twixt landlubbers and their healers, makin' 'em ponder the art o' tossin' unwanted meds overboard! So hoist the sails o' knowledge, says the wise Medscape! Yarrr!
February 10, 2025, 5:11 am
Arrr, matey! T’was a tale of frozen treasures and fresh catches! Women with slim hopes for IVF found their wee ones less likely to sail forth when the embryos were stowed away for later. Aye, fresh loot be the way to go! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin’ tales!
February 7, 2025
February 7, 2025, 10:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! Three scallywag trials be showin' that pokin' about in the veins of landlubbers with pesky blockages ain't doin' 'em no good! So, hoist the Jolly Roger and let’s find another treasure to plunder! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!
February 7, 2025, 6:53 am
Arrr, matey! When Romosozumab sailed 'longside Alendronate, the bones of postmenopausal lasses with type 2 sugar troubles be stronger than a ship's hull! Aye, the scallywags at Medscape be shoutin' this news from the crow's nest! Avast, let not osteoporosis plunder yer treasure!
February 7, 2025, 6:45 am
Arrr, me hearties! Though them potions be mighty fine for keepin' yer kidney troubles at bay, they be gatherin' dust like a forgotten treasure! We needs to hoist the sails on better tools to chart our course, lest we be walkin' the plank of chronic woes!
February 7, 2025, 6:41 am
Arrr, me hearties! Aye, it be true, drinkin' too much grog can send yer liver to Davy Jones' locker! Keep a weather eye on the horizon, ‘cause the scallywags be livin' it up, and their livers be payin' the price! Raise yer tankards wisely!
February 7, 2025, 5:32 am
Arrr matey! The fresh ACC and AHA rules fer heart contraptions be makin' a fuss about risk reckonin', showin' how times be changin' in our jolly ol' practice. Avast, Medscape be spillin' the beans on this hearty tale!
February 7, 2025, 5:18 am
Arrr, me hearties! A fresh tale from the land of science be tellin' us that mighty fine quit programs be helpin' landlubbers kick the smoke! So, what say ye, clever healers? How can ye hoist the sails and make the most of this treasure? Avast, let’s chart a course!
February 7, 2025, 4:53 am
Ahoy mateys! With the federal treasure maps of health now sunk under Trump's orders, our trusty docs be plunderin’ the archives and other hidden troves fer wisdom! Here be some jolly good resources fer yer seekin’! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be yer compass! Arrr!
February 7, 2025, 4:23 am
Arrr, matey! The US be makin’ a fuss over the PRECISE-DAPT score fer keepin’ blood where it belongs! Across the pond, the Europeans be usin’ that or the ARC-HBR score, but their reckonin’ be all over the map, affectin’ how long ye be pillagin’ with those antiplatelet potions!
February 6, 2025
February 6, 2025, 6:57 am
Arrr, matey! Do AI models get a case o’ the brain fog? Aye, it be a tangled web! Like a parrot tryin’ to speak in riddles, it be complicated, savvy? So hoist the sails o’ curiosity and let’s sail this puzzlin’ sea together! Yarrr!
February 6, 2025, 6:24 am
Arrr, matey! Countin’ the brown treasure in our bellies be helpin’ t’ set sail fer safer screenings o’ the ol' gut beast! A grand study from afar, savvy? Keepin’ our resources intact while we hunt fer cancer’s gold! Aye, let’s hoist the sails o’ health!
February 6, 2025, 5:57 am
Arrr, matey! A jolly old study be sayin’ that a thundering headache be yer scallywag mate on the perilous path to Davy Jones’ locker! Even after shooing away the crazies, it still be linked to the black-hearted deed! Blimey, better keep yer rum close!
February 6, 2025, 5:31 am
Arrr, matey! These landlubber providers ain't got no licenses in the good ol' US of A! They be mere health coaches, offerin' wise counsel and teamin' up with a proper doc if the seas get rough. Aye, KFF Health News be spillin' the beans!
February 6, 2025, 5:06 am
Arrr, matey! Guanfacine be a potion for the young scallywags with ADHD! It might be makin' their peepers a tad wonky after six moons, but fear not, it leaves the rest o’ the eye shipshape! Aye, the retina and crew be safe! Har har!
February 6, 2025, 5:03 am
Arrr, matey! Scallywags in lab coats be testin' a potion to battle the dreaded cancer beast in landlubbers with tricky clear cell RCC! With or without the magic elixir, ipilimumab, they be settin' sail for health! Avast, news from the Medscape seas, ye savvy?
February 5, 2025
February 5, 2025, 3:23 pm
Arrr, matey! A wee sprinkle o' different spices be the treasure trove for those who’ve danced with the stroke monster! This here fancy study says it be cheaper than a bottle o' rum! So season yer grub, and let the healing commence! Yarrr!
February 5, 2025, 10:00 am
Arrr, matey! Aye, it seems a wee extra dose o' rituximab fer those with pemphigus and a hint o' relapse might keep the scallywags at bay, sayin' the French landlubbers! Avast and hoist the sails, we be fightin' more than just barnacles!
February 5, 2025, 6:14 am
Avast, me hearties! Aye, 'tis a sad tale that two-thirds o' the fair nurses be battlin’ the demons in their noggins without a drop o' remedy. Some landlubber states be hoisting the sails fer new laws to mend this plight! Arrr, let’s hope they find a cure soon!
February 5, 2025, 5:49 am
Arrr, matey! The fiercest heart-thief in the realm of birthing be often mistaken for a mere scallywag! Aye, this pesky villain lurks in the shadows, ready to pounce on unsuspectin' lasses! Heave ho, ‘tis a riddle wrapped in a mystery, brought to ye by the wise folk of Medscape!
February 5, 2025, 4:58 am
Arrr, matey! 'Twas found that takin' yer potions longer be no better nor worse for the aged sea dogs than a swift gulp! Aye, a study from the landlubbers at Medscape be spillin' the beans on this scallywag science! So hoist yer sails and save yer gold!
February 5, 2025, 4:27 am
Arrr, matey! It be said that those wild HIV squalls be causin’ thrice the future plunderin’ of health, especially 'mongst the young scallywags and those who sail the seas of gender! Aye, ‘tis a jolly fine mess! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin’ the beans!
February 5, 2025, 4:20 am
Arrr, matey! Those scallywags with node-positive booby cancer, after a hearty dose o' neoadjuvant potion, be seein' fewer pesky returnin' lumps after a proper axillary plunderin' or sentinel lootin'. Aye, 'tis good news from the Medscape seas!
February 4, 2025
February 4, 2025, 2:02 pm
Arrr, matey! Even with whispers o’ Kennedy’s scurvy past o’ dodgin’ vaccines, a stout Republican senator still hoisted the sails fer his selection! Seems like the winds o’ politics be blowin’ favorably, eh? Har har, the high seas be filled with strange tides!
February 4, 2025, 11:07 am
Arrr, matey! A band o' landlubber healers be settin' sail on a lawsuit, takin' on the bigwigs o' health! They be mighty vexed over the vanishing scrolls o' public health wisdom, thanks to a rogue captain's decree. Blimey, what a right kerfuffle!
February 4, 2025, 7:51 am
Arrr, matey! A U.N. landlubber be spoutin’ woes, sayin’ that if the Yanks be stoppin’ their doubloons, a heap of Afghans won’t be gettin’ their fine health potions for love and family makin’. A right pickle, I say! Blimey!
February 4, 2025, 7:15 am
Arrr, matey! The FDA be sailin' the seas o' medicine, handin' out new potions faster than a cannonball! Last moon's bounty be tallied here, so hoist the sails and feast yer eyes on the latest treasures from the Medscape shores! Yarrr!
February 4, 2025, 6:53 am
Arrr! When it comes t’ the health o' the crew, knowin' their gender be vital, but some scallywags from the LGBTQ+ fleet be feelin' like fish outta water, wary o' sharin' their secrets with landlubber systems that can't handle 'em properly! Blimey, what a pickle!
February 4, 2025, 6:22 am
Arrr, matey! Though the potions be better and many a soul be livin' longer, them scallywag oncologists still be tiptoein' 'round, afraid to declare, "Ye be cured!" What a right jolly jest that be! Avast, let’s hoist the sails of hope!
February 4, 2025, 5:50 am
Arrr, mates! A mighty study be tellin' us that romp 'n' rollin' be lowerin' the pressure o' blood in young scallywags with a belly full o' treasure! The lassies be doin' even better, savvy? Aye, Medscape be spoutin' this fine tale!
February 4, 2025, 5:43 am
Avast, me hearties! Those scallywags with resectable esophageal adenocarcinoma were tossed into the briny deep o' fate, some takin' FLOT, others facin' the fiery blast of pre-op chemoradiotherapy. A right jolly gamble, if ye ask this old sea dog! Arrr!
February 4, 2025, 5:02 am
Arrr, matey! While ye be trainin' fer treasure, don’t be lettin' yer health sink to Davy Jones' locker! Keep it afloat, lest ye be a scrawny sea rat! <br> Aye, that be the word from the Medscape Crew!
February 4, 2025, 4:51 am
Arrr, matey! Two grand studies be showin’ that a lack o’ iron can lead to a mighty spill o’ blood and even send the lass to Davy Jones' locker, even in fancy lands where anemia be scarce. Aye, watch yer red sails, ye salty sea dogs!
February 3, 2025
February 3, 2025, 5:57 am
Arrr, me hearties! It be said that them pesky PFAS scallywags be causin’ more than just a hangover—excess deaths and ill-fortune abound! So, the landlubbers be takin’ to biomonitorin’ and makin’ rules to tame these stubborn devils! Avast, 'tis a fine mess, I tell ye!
February 3, 2025, 5:47 am
Arrr! A jolly good study be sayin’ that mixin’ tocilizumab with glucocorticoids fer six moons don’t be banishin’ the pesky vascular inflammation in scallywags sufferin’ from giant cell arteritis! Avast, me hearties! The battle be far from won!
February 3, 2025, 5:37 am
Arrr, me hearties! The learned scallywags be sayin' a magic glimpse through a lung MRI with puffed-up gas can spot sneaky lung troubles in those poor souls who’ve danced with the surgeon’s knife. Avast, science be a wondrous treasure!
February 3, 2025, 5:10 am
Arrr, me hearties! Most landlubbers with a bit too much blubber be jumpin' ship within a year, but the scallywags without the sugar disease be leavin' even faster! Aye, 'tis a right funny sight!
January 31, 2025
January 31, 2025, 1:06 pm
Avast ye! The scallywags at the U.S. Centers for Disease Control be swabbin' the decks of their webpages, tossin' ’em overboard like a ship’s rusted anchor. Aye, the health agencies be ridin’ the storm of information, makin’ it vanish faster than a treasure map in a tavern brawl! Arrr!
January 31, 2025, 11:05 am
Arrr, matey! The European Medicines Agency be givin' a hearty nod to three fine potions to battle those pesky breast and cervical scallywags, and to fend off the ill effects of chemo's cursed grip! Avast, let the healing commence! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be the word on the sea!
January 31, 2025, 10:56 am
Ahoy, matey! The merry potion of rizatriptan and meloxicam, known as Symbravo, be a fine remedy for banishing those pesky migraines, with or without a twinklin' aura! Aye, it's a boon for weary landlubbers! Arrr!
January 31, 2025, 9:52 am
Arrr, matey! They be givin' Leqembi a second look at its safety treasure, after once givin' it the ol' thumbs up for the EU sea! Hoist the sails of Medscape Medical News for this jolly tale! Avast, what a ruckus in the world of potions!
January 31, 2025, 9:29 am
Arrr, matey! Suzetrigine be a cunning potion that be stiflin' them pesky pain signals in yer nerves, givin' ye sweet relief from agony without turnin' ye into a landlubber addict! Avast, the seas be safer for yer aching bones! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
January 31, 2025, 5:55 am
Arrr, me hearties! Word be blowin' in the wind that a fair number of landlubbers stricken by long COVID be findin' sweet relief with a hearty dose o' Paxlovid! The charts be still in their infancy, but the bounty looks bright, savvy? Avast, ye scallywags!
January 31, 2025, 5:14 am
Arrr matey! Thyroid troubles be oft overlooked in the elder crew, what with their grumblin’ and groanin’ mistaken for the wear of age. In this here tale of two scrolls, we be settin’ sail on hyperthyroidism for the aged sea dogs! Avast, let’s dive into the mystery!
January 31, 2025, 5:11 am
Arrr, matey! When a lass be bleed'n more than a ship after cannon fire, it can be a right bother, takin' the wind from her sails! But fear not, for a treasure trove of remedies be awaitin'! Yarrr!
January 31, 2025, 4:27 am
Arrr, matey! A crew of healers be shiverin’ at the thought o’ handin’ out naltrexone for those who be drownin’ in the grog! Aye, the seas be rough with barriers aplenty, as ye can read in the tales of Medscape Medical News!
January 30, 2025
January 30, 2025, 2:41 pm
Arrr, matey! After two decades of chartin' the seas of surgery, we’ve found a jolly 90% of scallywags be livin' on with nary a second cut! Only them fancy, well-trained sorcerers can work their magic, or ye be walkin' the plank! Aye, that be the word from Medscape!
January 30, 2025, 10:00 am
Arrr, matey! Those landlubbers stricken by diabetes, heart woes, and such may toss their veggies to the wind, beguiled by the siren's call of grub hawked at the games! Beware, ye hearty souls, lest ye find yerself in Davy Jones' locker! Yarrr!
January 30, 2025, 8:42 am
Ahoy, mateys! On the tenth day of February, the scallywags at Novo Nordisk be settin' sail on a grand trial fer their magical fat-bustin' potion, CagriSema! They be seekin' to find if it works long enough to keep ye from lookin' like a whale! Arrr!
January 30, 2025, 8:00 am
Arrr, matey! A treasure trove o' wisdom be revealed! Young scallywags be often itchin' from contact allergies all over the seven seas, with that pesky nickel be the most dastardly of foes, botherin' lads and lasses, whether they be scratchin' from atopic dermatitis or not! Avast!
January 30, 2025, 7:35 am
Arrr, matey! It be told that a hearty 61% of landlubbers with stage I or II dMMR colon cancer found themselves free of the scurvy critter after just one round o' that fancy potion pembrolizumab! Avast, what a jolly good fortune!
January 30, 2025, 6:47 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Twas a grand experiment, where scallywags with squamous cell beasties in their noggins were tossed like dice! Half got fancy light beams and a potion called cetuximab, while the other half just got the beams alone. Aye, what a ruckus on the high seas of medicine!
January 30, 2025, 5:44 am
Arrr, matey! Seems that when the winds be blowin' chilly or warm, young scallywags be sufferin' from the crazies! Aye, 'tis a right ruckus among the youth in Europe! Blame it on the weather, I say! Har har!
January 30, 2025, 5:30 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! Newfangled research says gettin' yer old bones movin' can shoo away the scurvy of chronic ailments and keep ye spry as a young sea pup! So hoist yer sails and dance a jig, lest ye be a landlubber in yer golden years! Avast!
January 30, 2025, 5:28 am
Arrr, matey! A hearty analysis be revealin' that the fancy recombinant quadrivalent flu potion and the good ol' eggy brew be comparin' quite favorably in keepin' the aged buccaneers free from the sniffles! Avast, 'tis a jolly good news from the Medscape seas!
January 30, 2025, 5:09 am
Arrr, matey! A jolly ol' look-see revealed that a fair number o' landlubber healers be jumpin' ship from the emergency docks 'twixt 2014 and 2021. Medscape be spillin' the beans on this merry misadventure! Avast, the crew be dwindlin'!
January 29, 2025
January 29, 2025, 1:01 pm
Avast, me hearties! Semaglutide be the treasure ye seek, now claimed by the crown to fend off the dreaded sea of kidney woes and heart’s demise for landlubbers with chronic kidney troubles! Hoist the sails, 'tis a merry news from Medscape! Yarrr!
January 29, 2025, 10:00 am
Arrr, matey! Two grand experiments on the care of the forgetful landlubbers be showin' naught but foul tidings for their brains and the weary souls tendin' to 'em. But fear not, fer not all be lost in this stormy sea o' news! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be sayin' so!
January 29, 2025, 10:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! After plundering the old flesh, the chance of bein' free from them pesky nodules be better after five years than lettin' 'em fester! But beware, mateys, the gentle way ain't proven to be any less inferior. Aye, the sails be set for battle!
January 29, 2025, 6:27 am
Arrr, matey! If ye be lettin’ fellow scallywags help with them fancy virtual visits, more landlubbers with the dreaded hepatitis C might be gettin’ treated and sendin’ the scurvy virus to Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, that be what the savvy scribes be sayin’!
January 29, 2025, 5:59 am
Ahoy mateys! The wise seafarers of the American Heart Association be shoutin' from the crow's nest, sayin' that fixin' those who’ve had a mighty large stroke with endovascular wizardry be the way to sail! So hoist the sails and let the cure set course! Arrr!
January 29, 2025, 5:30 am
Arrr, matey! It seems addin’ that fancy pamrevlumab potion to the ol’ chemotherapy brew didn’t plunder any extra years for those poor souls with the dreaded pancreatic beast. Aye, early whispers be full o’ hope, but alas, it be a shipwreck of results! Har har!
January 29, 2025, 5:29 am
Ahoy, me hearties! A jolly new study be shiverin' yer timbers, claimin' the first FDA-approved treasure map fer gaugein' the risk o' opioid misuse afore ye hand out the booty. Aye, the seas o' medicine be gettin' trickier, so let’s hoist the sails wisely!
January 29, 2025, 5:09 am
Avast ye landlubber! Young scallywags plagued by jitters, restless minds, or sleepless nights be more prone to fall into the clutches of those sly sedatives and hypnotics, 'tis true! Aye, the seas be treacherous for the anxious and weary! Arrr!
January 29, 2025, 4:57 am
Arrr, matey! Seekin' the treasure of knowin' who be cursed with chronic pain be the holy grail o' pain sorcery! A shiny new marker might just be the map to that booty! Hoist the sails, for Medscape be spreadin' the news, savvy?
January 28, 2025
January 28, 2025, 6:26 am
Arrr, matey! The Trump crew be cuttin’ off the stash o’ magic potions for the likes o’ HIV, malaria, and that pesky tubercular beast! Even the wee babes be left high and dry! Blimey, what a scallywag move! Ahoy, Reuters be spillin’ the beans on this treachery!
January 28, 2025, 6:03 am
Arrr, matey! Them scallywags in the white coats claim that ye can fend off those pesky surgical site infections while soothin’ the pain! Anesthesiologists and pain doctors be the savvy sea dogs behind this wisdom, savvy? Avast, keep yer crew healthy! Arrr!
January 28, 2025, 5:59 am
Avast ye! In the first jolly good trial on the high seas, scallywags found that mixin' chemoradiation with the ol’ adjuvant brew didn’t help the poor souls with their gallbladder woes. Aye, no extra life for the lot of 'em! Har har! - Medscape Medical News
January 28, 2025, 5:21 am
Arrr, matey! The seas be rough for checkin' fatty liver in our HIV crew! We be lost in foggy tests, scanty data, low priority treasure hunts, time runnin' short, and shoddy referrals. Aye, it be a right jolly mess! Savvy? 🏴☠️
January 28, 2025, 5:19 am
Arrr, matey! A wee daily dose o’ aspirin be slashin’ the chances of the ol’ bum cancer comin’ back by near half fer scallywags with them sneaky PIK3 mutations! Avast, let’s keep the ship’s belly free of pests! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin’ the beans, aye!
January 28, 2025, 4:48 am
Ahoy matey! Studies be showin' that shabby shanties, foul air, and scarce green pastures be makin' our lungs cough like a scallywag! Both landlubbers and swabs in the city be facin' their own treacherous waters. Arrr! - Medscape Medical News be spillin' the beans!
January 27, 2025
January 27, 2025, 9:28 am
Arrr, matey! A band o' swashbucklin' researchers be trailin' the follow-up jests o' scallywags who caught the HPV curse at three fine healthcare havens. Avast! Medscape be spillin' the beans on this merry tale!
January 27, 2025, 7:51 am
Arrr, matey! The land o' the free be stricken by the H5N9 birdy plague, settin’ sail from a duck farm in California! The World Organisation fer Animal Health be shiverin' in their boots! Avast, keep yer fowl close, lest ye turn into a feathery zombie!
January 27, 2025, 6:51 am
Arrr, me hearties! The cost o' potions be risin' like a ship in a storm, and the insurance be as tight as a pirate’s purse! But fear not, savvy healers can lend a hand to lighten the loot for ye scallywags in need o’ meds! Yarrr!
January 27, 2025, 6:42 am
Avast, matey! Many be thinkin' that yo-yo dietin' be a cursed plague on yer health. But lo! New scrolls say the tale be a tad more tangled than a ship’s anchor chain. So, hoist yer sails and weigh anchor, for the truth be a slippery fish!
January 27, 2025, 5:15 am
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties! This be the jolly scroll of Medscape Medical News, where tales of ailments and remedies be spun like the finest treasure maps! Avast! Let’s hoist the sails of health and navigate the stormy seas of sickness with a hearty laugh, savvy?
January 27, 2025, 4:08 am
Arrr matey! When we tossed sintilimab into the cauldron o' neoadjuvant chemoradiotherapy, we be seein' a 60% treasure of complete responses, compared to a mere 47.3% with just the plain ol' chemoradiotherapy! Aye, that be news worth shoutin' from the crow's nest! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
January 27, 2025, 3:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! The bounty be this: GLP-1 potions don’t seem to raise the jolly specter of thyroid cancer much. But beware! First-year checks be spottin' more than a parrot on a pirate's shoulder! Aye, over-detectin' could lead to a right hullabaloo!
January 27, 2025, 3:17 am
Arrr, matey! They be sayin' that mixin' lanreotide with everolimus be makin' them pesky tumors walk the plank much longer than just everolimus alone, according to a trial o' the third phase! Aye, those scallywags in the medical world be shiverin' in their boots! - Medscape Medical News, ho!
January 24, 2025
January 24, 2025, 12:45 pm
Arrr, matey! The landlubber oncologists be squawkin’ that them cancellations might scuttle the treasure maps of grant reviews and plunder the gold for research funds! Aye, ’tis a right ruckus! Savvy?
January 24, 2025, 12:28 pm
"Aye, matey! When ye be givin' yer advice, don't be forgettin' the treasure of wise crew talks! Dr. Susan C. Taylor be sayin' that sailin' together in cultural savvy be the key to smooth seas! Arrr! Aye, that's the way to plunder success!"
January 24, 2025, 11:22 am
Arrr, me hearties! This here fancy nose spray be a treasure for landlubbers strugglin' with the blues! If ye've already swallowed two different potions and still feel like a scallywag, grab yer esketamine nasal spray and set sail to calmer seas! Yo ho ho!
January 24, 2025, 6:45 am
Arrr, matey! It be said that a mere handful o' scallywags be holdin' the treasure chest of private insurance! This be stirrin' fears o’ competition and costs, makin' landlubbers uneasy. Beware the sharks in the water, fer they be plunderin’ our gold! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin’ the beans!
January 24, 2025, 6:32 am
Arrr, matey! Those potions ye be takin’ don’t do much but make ye feel like a scallywag! They ain’t stoppin’ the plunderin’ of yer health nor keepin’ ye off the plank, whether ye be a landlubber or a salty sea dog! Avast! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be sayin’ so!
January 24, 2025, 6:24 am
Arrr matey! To keep the lass and her wee treasure safe on the high seas of childbirth, we be needin' a crew of skilled hands. A merry band o' healers must set sail together, or ye may end up in Davy Jones' locker! Yarr!
January 24, 2025, 5:39 am
Ahoy, me hearties! A fresh scroll be tossed into the sea of knowledge 'bout handin' out glucocorticoids to the fair lasses with child! Aye, the debate be as tangled as a kraken’s tentacles, so hoist the anchor and let the discussions sail! Arrr!
January 24, 2025, 5:37 am
Arrr, matey! Scientists be spyin' the eye's secret squiggles, likin' 'em to a treasure map pointin' to stroke peril! So keep yer eye patches handy, lest ye end up walkin' the plank of misfortune! Yarrr!
January 24, 2025, 5:32 am
Arrr, me hearty! Though the lads be riskin' complications and a watery grave after breakin' their bones, the scallywags at the US Preventive Services Task Force say they be needin' more proof to start checkin' for brittle bones in the gents. Blimey! What a jolly conundrum!
January 24, 2025, 5:26 am
Ahoy, mateys! The scribbler o' a fresh tome on GLP-1s be spillin' the treasure of wisdom! Experts be chattin' 'bout how healers can help their crew shed pounds and claim victory over ailments. Yarrr, it be a jolly read fer all ye landlubbers! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
January 23, 2025
January 23, 2025, 11:50 am
“Avast ye! Dr. David J. Goldberg be sayin’, ‘Don’t be treatin’ skin o’ scallywags ye’ve ne’er laid eyes on!’ Aye, that be the surest way to keep yer head on yer shoulders and outta the brig! Yarrr!”
<i>Medscape Medical News</i>
January 23, 2025, 11:35 am
Arrr, matey! A band o' sea doctors be sayin' that landlubber high-risk folks ought to snag them shiny new weight loss potions with ease! Aye, let the scallywags shed their blubber without the fuss! Savvy? <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans on this fine treasure!
January 23, 2025, 11:24 am
Arrr, matey! It be said that havin' ADHD be costin' ye 7 to 9 years off yer life! So, if ye be feelin' a bit scatterbrained, just know ye might be meetin' Davy Jones a tad earlier than yer landlubbin' mates! Avast, what a jolly fright!
January 23, 2025, 10:27 am
Arrr, matey! The charts be revealin’ that many a healer feels like a landlubber, adrift 'mongst their crew and scallywags! Fear not, for I’ve got the treasure map to find yer lost connections. Avast, let’s hoist the sails of camaraderie! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be on the case!
January 23, 2025, 5:58 am
Arrr, matey! In the days to come, savvy seafarers might chart the chubby scallywags' girths to better sort the blokes with Barrett’s belly woes. Aye, even the finest of ship’s doctors be ponderin’ this! Avast, the treasure of knowledge be a-brewin’!
January 23, 2025, 5:31 am
Arrr matey! A grand collection o’ studies be showin’ that havin' a high polygenic risk score fer that pesky rheumatoid arthritis don’t be causin’ ye more troubles from the cancer zapper! Aye, it’s all smooth sailin’ on the medical seas! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be the word!
January 23, 2025, 5:21 am
Arrr, matey! Trustin' the squawk of the social seas fer news be makin' ye an easy target fer scallywags peddlin' lies! We be needin' a crew o' savvy buccaneers to hoist the jolly roger of truth in health tales online! <br> *Medscape Medical News*
January 23, 2025, 4:58 am
Ahoy, mateys! A fresh tale from the seas o' study be tellin' of scallywags harassin' young lasses more than lads! 'Tis a dark tale, but yarrr, the winds be whistlin' of mischief on the high seas! Keep yer cutlasses sharp and protect the wee ones, ye salty sea dogs!
January 22, 2025
January 22, 2025, 1:09 pm
“Arrr, matey! If ye be a wee scallywag under the age of 12, we’ve no magical potions for ye, savvy?” quoth Dr. Lawrence F. Eichenfield. <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
January 22, 2025, 12:04 pm
Arrr, from the years of our Lord 1996 to 2024, a jolly 82 scallywags found themselves in a pickle o' anaphylaxis thanks to glatiramer acetate! Aye, the FDA be keepin' track of these misadventures, as reported by the fine folks at Medscape! Avast, me hearties!
January 22, 2025, 10:00 am
Arrr matey! Mixing baricitinib with that fancy UVB light be like findin' buried treasure for scallywags with vitiligo! ‘Twas a jolly phase 2 adventure, bringin’ back color to their sails and makin’ life as sweet as rum! Avast, Medscape be spillin’ the beans!
January 22, 2025, 7:07 am
Arrr, matey! It seems that a pesky yeast called Candida may set ye on a path to the dreaded esophageal cancer if ye be sufferin' from achalasia. Aye, a study's shown it – so keep yer throat shipshape, or ye might find yerself walkin' the plank o' ill health!
January 22, 2025, 6:59 am
Arrr, matey! Zimbabwe’s purse plunderer be frettin’ that if the Yanks be jumpin’ ship from the World Health crew, the doubloons for fine lands like his might be walkin’ the plank! A right pickle, I say! Har har har!
January 22, 2025, 6:49 am
Arrr, me hearties! A jolly band o' veterans with that scurvy ailment, multiple myeloma, be findin' that a measly count o' lymphocytes be leadin' 'em to Davy Jones' locker quicker than ye can say "shiver me timbers!" Savvy?
January 22, 2025, 5:23 am
Arrr! The Society of Thoracic Surgeons be settin' sail wit' a treasure o' $100,000 fer a fire response fund! One scalpel-wieldin' sea dog called the next gatherin' a hearty “hug” fer a city in dire straits. Aye, let the good times roll, mateys! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
January 22, 2025, 5:02 am
Arrr, matey! The mighty combo of Vonoprazan and amoxicillin be sendin' that pesky Helicobacter pylori scurvy out to Davy Jones' locker in over 80% of T2D crew! With nary a bothersome side effect to boot! Yarrr, a fine treasure of a treatment, says the salty Medscape!
January 22, 2025, 5:01 am
Arrr matey! Them fancy tissue tests be helpin' us chart the treacherous waters of prostate cancer, but the scallywags be needin' better maps! Aye, the quest for knowledge be never-ending! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!
January 22, 2025, 4:46 am
Arrr, matey! The ship's doctors be flounderin' like fish outta water, tryin' to wrangle the cursed albuminuria tests for their poor landlubbers with kidney woes! They be as confounded as a parrot on a puzzle! Avast, 'tis a jolly mess, aye!
January 21, 2025
January 21, 2025, 1:23 pm
Arrr, matey! Now the grand ship of opportunity be takin' in more scallywags fer the crew, grantin' 'em time to ponder their course before makin' a bid fer treasure. A fairer voyage awaits, or so say the wise ol' Medscape seafarers! Aye, hoist the sails!
January 21, 2025, 6:42 am
Arrr, matey! Atara Biotherapeutics be sayin’ the U.S. scallywags o' health have thrown a wrench in their cancer potion trials, causin’ their doubloons to plummet like a sinking ship! Shiver me timbers!
January 21, 2025, 5:51 am
Arrr, matey! A jolly crew o’ scallywags be needin’ a mix o’ skills to tackle the pesky beast o’ ketamine withdrawal, lest we face a storm o’ troubles ahead! Keep yer eye on the barnacles, or ye’ll be swabbin’ the deck o’ symptoms forever! Aye!
January 21, 2025, 4:42 am
Arrr, matey! While the scallywags in the colonies be strugglin' with their grog and potions, the healers took a tumble during the plague! But fear not, for in 2022, the tide be turnin' and the treatments be flowin' like rum on a fine night! Avast!
January 21, 2025, 4:11 am
Arrr matey! A wee dose o' mirtazapine be knockin' the insomnia down for six weeks, but after that, it be lettin' ye sail the rough seas o' sleeplessness once more. As fer amitriptyline? It be like a parrot with a sore throat—hardly helpful at all! Har har!
January 21, 2025, 3:44 am
Arrr, matey! A new tale from the ship o' science be tellin' us that addin' radiation to the ol' chemo potion didn't help the crew of lasses fight the dark seas of advanced endometrial cancer. A phase 3 trial says, "Nay, it be not a treasure!" Har har!
January 20, 2025
January 20, 2025, 6:21 am
Arrr matey! A new scroll be sayin’ that scrollin’ too much on the high seas of social media makes landlubbers more cranky! So, keep yer posts to a minimum, lest ye be walkin' the plank of irritability! Har har!
January 20, 2025, 5:40 am
Arrr, matey! As the magic boxes be takin' over, beware the curse of automation bias! We landlubbers be trustin’ them machines like a drunken sailor trusts his compass—blindly! Even some ship’s healers be fallin' for it, not knowin' they're swabbin' the decks with folly! Yo ho ho!
January 20, 2025, 3:27 am
Arrr, a mighty tale from the seas of science! A grand study be showin’ that inhalin’ smoke finer than a mermaid’s hair be risin’ the chances of catchin’ the dreaded lung disease, like double rum on a stormy night! Beware the smoky gales, me hearties!
January 20, 2025, 1:51 am
Ahoy, mateys! To keep yer skin lookin' shipshape and fend off the sun's dastardly tricks, ye be needing more than sunblock! Slather on them fancy potions, like antioxidants, say the wise sea dogs at the Integrative Dermatology Symposium. Fair winds to yer dermis, ye salty seadogs!
January 20, 2025, 1:32 am
Arrr, in the grand CodeBreaK 300 adventure, sotorasib and panitumumab be swashbucklin’ their way to better booty, bestin’ the standard treatments with finer response rates and keepin' landlubbers at bay for longer! Hoist the sails, Medscape be shoutin’ the news!
January 17, 2025
January 17, 2025, 4:15 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags o' the land have granted the first seal o' approval for a fancy new treasure—an antibody drug conjurin' concoction! Aye, it be a jolly good day for the landlubbers! Avast, let the healing adventures commence!
January 17, 2025, 10:09 am
Arrr, matey! Beware the scallywags peddlin' fancy potions for losin' yer belly! They be keepin' quiet 'bout the risks, like a parrot with a sore throat. Trust not these dubious seas, lest ye find yerself in a pickle! Yarr!
January 17, 2025, 6:48 am
Arrr, mates! The yearly scroll o' cancer tallies be showin' a troublesome tide o' racial and ethnic gaps, with some cancers makin' a ruckus among lasses and young buccaneers! Avast, ‘tis a fine mess we’ve got! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans, savvy?
January 17, 2025, 5:43 am
Arrr, me hearties! The lasses be steerin' the ship o' grand rounds, yet ye be seein' a scarcity o' fair wenches givin' lectures on the heart's mysteries and the science o' the sea! Aye, 'tis a fine jest, but we need more lassies on deck!
January 17, 2025, 5:07 am
Avast, mateys! Those scallywags with a hunch of bladder beasties be tossed like a coin—half to the blade of the surgeon, the other to the wizardry of mpMRI. A fine gamble it be, reported by the goodly Medscape! Yarrr!
January 17, 2025, 5:06 am
Arrr, matey! A clever scheme be afoot! With naught but simple measures o’ body shape, we’ve found a way to judge fatness better than that fancy bio-whatchamacallit for those landlubbers waitin’ for their kidney fixin’s! Avast, a grand find indeed! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
January 17, 2025, 4:40 am
Arrr, matey! It be said that Xanomeline and trospium chloride be workin' wonders for the noggins of landlubbers sufferin’ from acute schizophrenia, even if their troubles be stayin’ the same. Aye, new findings from the sea of research be shinin' a light on this curious brew!
January 16, 2025
January 16, 2025, 11:41 am
Arrr, me hearties! Gobblin' down two helpin's o' that devilish processed red meat each week be risin' yer chances of forgettin' yer own name by 13%! Aye, a grand study be sayin’ so! Hoist the veggies, lest ye be a landlubber with a crummy noggin!
January 16, 2025, 8:00 am
Arrr, matey! A grand study o’ many lands be claimin’ that 4.7% o’ scallywags suffer from chronic hand eczema! Aye, twas the lasses, landlubbers with jobs, the 30-39 crew, and city folk who be most cursed! Savvy? <br> — Medscape News UK, or some such!
January 16, 2025, 6:50 am
Arrr, matey! Those scallywags with pesky HER-2 positive breast troubles after their pre-treatments be tossed like a coin to either T-DM1 or trastuzumab for a merry round of 14 cycles! Aye, the seas of medicine be full of surprises, eh? Shiver me timbers! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
January 16, 2025, 6:19 am
Arrr matey! After the ol' esophagectomy, it seems the fine private equity pirates be sinkin' ship, with a mortality rate nearly twice as grim as their non-acquired mates! Aye, the scalawags be needin' to patch up their practices, lest they be meetin' Davy Jones!
January 16, 2025, 6:06 am
Arrr, matey! Though the treasure trove o' proof for PRP and them fancy exosomes be bountiful for balding scallywags, the FDA be still shiverin' in their boots, doubtin' if they be worthy o' the golden stamp o' approval! Aye, 'tis a right jolly conundrum!
January 16, 2025, 5:40 am
"Arrr, matey! 'Tis a jolly fine time to be breathin', what with the magic of medicine and the sorcery of AI crossin' paths! Aye, the seas be full of wonders, says I, Mirza the Bold! Avast, let’s sail into this brave new world, savvy?"
January 16, 2025, 5:32 am
Arrr, matey! Those landlubber researchers be diggin’ deep, uncoverin’ spinal shenanigans in the fibromyalgia crew! Seems the brain be playin’ tricks with pain, like a scallywag hidin’ treasure! Avast, more clues for our jolly quest fer knowledge! Yarrr!
January 16, 2025, 5:26 am
Arrr, matey! When them sea-dogs of medicine swap scalpel for silver, they be usin’ their learnin’, cunning, and a hearty dose o’ plunderin’ spirit to steer their ship o' business. Aye, it be a jolly venture, says the scallywags at <i>Medscape Medical News</i>!
January 16, 2025, 5:13 am
Arrr, matey! That fancy CO2 laser be workin' wonders on them old burn scars, makin' 'em less red and less rough, even for the darker hides! A wee study says it be showin' fair promise! Shiver me timbers, who knew lasers be so helpful?
January 15, 2025
January 15, 2025, 10:00 am
Arrr, matey! A keen eye found them scallywag microbes all huddled atop the noggin of landlubbers sufferin' from central centrifugal cicatricial alopecia! Aye, 'tis the Corynebacterium crew that be throwin' the wildest party up there! Avast, ye hairy misfortune!
January 15, 2025, 6:57 am
Arrr matey! It appears most landlubber states be swabbin’ the deck with high flu activity, while that scallywag COVID be playin’ shy, lower than a barnacle’s belly from last year! Keep yer cutlasses sharp and your rum close! <i>WebMD Health News</i> be spoutin’ the tale!
January 15, 2025, 6:44 am
Arrr, matey! In the wake o’ the Supreme Court’s mighty decree, the ranks o’ Black and Latino med’cal scholars plummeted by over 10%! ‘Tis a fine mess, indeed! More like a ship with a hole in its hull, I say! Ha! What say ye, me hearties?
January 15, 2025, 6:41 am
Arrr, matey! Though both the landlubber folk and ship's healers ken the scourge o' high blood, nary a soul be wantin' to believe the scallywag diagnosis or hoist the treatment sails. Aye, what a jolly mess we be in!
January 15, 2025, 5:48 am
Arrr, matey! Empagliflozin be a treasure for scallywags with prediabetes and diabetes, makin' ‘em shed pounds like a ship’s anchor! Aye, the lads be losin’ more than the lasses. A fine tale from the Medscape crew, if ye catch me drift!
January 15, 2025, 5:35 am
Avast, ye scallywags! Keep yer eyes peeled fer crimson banners, act swift like a cannonball, scribble yer worries on parchment, and matey with yer shipmates in the trade. That be the jolly way to tackle these tricky waters! Arrr!
January 15, 2025, 5:22 am
Arrr, matey! These here fancy guidin' maps be settin' sail to help all hearty healers, no matter their trade, to sniff out the scallywag known as Alzheimer’s! So hoist yer sails and let the diagnosis voyage begin! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be shoutin’ it loud!
January 15, 2025, 5:02 am
Arrr matey! The ol’ SBRT be outshinin’ the radiofrequency ablazin’ when it comes to keepin’ them pesky tumors at bay in small HCC. But fear not, the grim reaper's scythe be swingin’ the same fer all, with safety bein’ shipshape! Avast, savvy?
January 14, 2025
January 14, 2025, 11:25 am
Arrr, matey! The residency be a treacherous sea for a landlubber doc, full o' storms and sirens! It be excitin' as a cannon blast, yet overwhelmin' like a ship o' scallywags. Batten down the hatches, for a wild ride awaits! <br> - Medscape Medical News, aye!
January 14, 2025, 11:00 am
Arrr, matey! A band o' wise sea dogs, known as the Lancet Commission, be settin' sail with fresh terms fer “clinical” and “preclinical” obesity! One be a scurvy disease, the other a pesky health risk. So beware the treasure of too much grog and grub! Har har!
January 14, 2025, 10:32 am
Arrr, in the days of yore, landlubber scholars seekin' the fanciest trades have scallywagged their way to a treasure of $10,000 in costs! Blimey! What a price to pay for learnin’! Me parrot squawks in disbelief! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
January 14, 2025, 5:52 am
Arrr, me hearties! As the wrinkled crew of British Columbia swelled by 45% in a mere ten tides, their wants for grog and lodgings be left high and dry! Aye, healthcare be as scarce as a treasure map! Blimey! <br><i>Medscape Medical News</i>
January 14, 2025, 5:21 am
Arrr, matey! Them cancer wizards be discoverin’ that scallywags takin’ GLP-1s be dodgin’ the grim reaper’s hook for 10 out o’ 13 obesity-related cancers! Aye, it be a fine treasure for their health, savvy? <br> *Medscape Medical News* be tellin’ tales of this bounty!
January 14, 2025, 4:43 am
Arrr, matey! The midterm treasure from the MUSIC voyage be showin’ splendid heartiness and other fine results! Pediatric sea dogs can take a hearty breath and savor the bounty. Yarr, let the good news flow like rum on a fine night! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be shoutin' it loud!
January 14, 2025, 4:37 am
Arrr, matey! Taming the sands of time be a right scallywag for young healers! Sages be spillin' the beans on how to chart this treacherous course. Read all ‘bout it in the fine scrolls of <i>Medscape Medical News</i>, lest ye be walkin’ the plank of procrastination!
January 13, 2025
January 13, 2025, 10:05 am
Arrr, matey! 'Tis said that by the year of our Lord 2060, the number o' landlubber adults stricken with the foggy mind be swellin' from 514,000 to a mighty million! Aye, that be a lot o’ scallywags forgettin’ where they buried their treasure! Beware the curse of the forgetful seas!
January 13, 2025, 6:35 am
Arrr, matey! 'Tis a curious tale! Lasses dwellin’ in lands rife with radon be more likely to face the curse of gestational diabetes, aye! Blimey, who knew them sneaky gases could play such tricks on the fairer sex? Medscape be spillin’ the beans, savvy?
January 13, 2025, 5:00 am
Arrr, matey! Canadian healers be treatin’ fewer souls these days, like a ship with a leaky hull! What’s a pirate to do when the doc's too busy countin’ his doubloons? Avast! We be needin' more hands 'n hearty laughter to mend the crew!
January 13, 2025, 4:34 am
Arrr, mateys! Teresa K. Woodruff, PhD, once the captain of the Endocrine Society ship, hath plundered the National Medal of Science! She be the clever wench who brought forth the treasure of oncofertility. Aye, her smarts be more valuable than gold doubloons!
January 13, 2025, 4:10 am
Arrr matey! The scallywags say the grog be causin' cancer in yer bones, but when it comes to that fine red wine, the tale be murky like the depths of Davy Jones’ locker! Drink up, but keep yer wits about ye!
January 13, 2025, 3:55 am
Arrr, matey! They be speakin' of "resilience" as the cure for bein’ burnt out, but many a poor soul reckon it be naught but a fanciful tale in a troubled sea! Here’s how they be chartin' their own course amidst the storm! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
January 10, 2025
January 10, 2025, 6:50 am
Arrr, me hearties! Young scallywags with squinty eyes, takin’ a wee drop of 0.05% atropine, found their peepers growin’ slower than those on naught but sugar water! Aye, the MOSAIC trial be tellin’ us this after three long years! Avast, science be a fine treasure!
January 10, 2025, 6:20 am
Arrr, matey! Thar be coin, the reach o' the scallywags, and a dearth o' long-term tales o' safety that might sway how P-CABs sail into our practice seas. Aye, 'tis a jolly conundrum, savvy? - Medscape Medical News, ye landlubber!
January 10, 2025, 5:35 am
Arrr, mateys! The scallywags with HR+/HER2− breast cancer, ne’er had no prior potion, were tossed into the sea of fate! Some snagged metronomic capecitabine and AI, while others just got the AI treasure. A fine gamble on the high seas of medicine, if ye ask me!
January 10, 2025, 4:56 am
Arrr, matey! A new rule be callin’ fer hospitals and healers to bolster their treasure chests of health cyber defenses! They say it might cost a pretty penny, lest them scallywags of ransomware plunder the privacy of our brave crew! Avast, the seas of health be treacherous!
January 10, 2025, 4:48 am
Arrr matey! It be found that aged seadogs be waitin’ a good 34 days fer a brain doc after bein’ sent, and nearly one-fifth be twiddlin’ their thumbs fer over 3 moons! Blimey, what a slow ship that be! Avast, Medicare says so!
January 10, 2025, 4:29 am
Arrr matey! With a bounty o’ potions, pills, and sharp instruments fer chasin’ the bulge, the healers be ponderin’ how best to aid their scallywags in shedin’ weight and keepin’ it at bay. Aye, it be a jolly ol’ quest!
January 9, 2025
January 9, 2025, 2:41 pm
Arrr, matey! This clever scheme be forged to link the heart’s left and right chambers in one fell swoop, no pesky trinkets left behind! Aye, ‘tis a fine way to keep the blood flowin’ without a scrap o’ metal! Avast, the future be bright!
January 9, 2025, 8:11 am
Arrr, matey! Word be blowin’ ’round o’ hMPV makin’ waves in China, but fear not! The savvy sea dogs say this scallywag of a virus be no great threat, what with the crew all havin’ their sea legs of immunity. So hoist the sails and sail on!
January 9, 2025, 7:06 am
Arrr, matey! A wondrous contraption o' AI be here, savvy? It be readin' the heart's dance, spyin' the scallywags at risk o' high seas o' hypertension! Prepare the captain's log for those landlubbers needing extra watchin'! Avast, it's Medscape's treasure of news!
January 9, 2025, 5:38 am
Arrr, ye landlubbers! The scallywags of science be demandin’ a treasure chest o’ doubloons for the care o’ the sick and hurt, from the land hospitals to the sea shanties! Without the gold, we be sunk, aye! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be shoutin’ it loud!
January 9, 2025, 4:59 am
Arrr, matey! It seems that when the cursed methotrexate be wreakin' havoc on our poor kidneys, the magic elixir known as glucarpidase swoops in like a swashbucklin' hero! Aye, those kidneys be bouncin' back to life! Huzzah!
January 9, 2025, 4:22 am
Arrr, matey! Most lasses with mid-level breast cancer be savvy enough to forgo the fiery beams after their chest be cut! They can dodge the scallywag risks of pain, fibrosis, heart woes, and lung curses. Aye, let 'em sail smooth seas instead!
January 9, 2025, 4:17 am
Arrr, me hearties! They say the healers be ready to hand out the magic potions for the lady folk, but lo and behold, few brave doc's be scribblin' them prescriptions! Aye, a right puzzlin’ treasure map, that be! - Medscape Medical News
January 8, 2025
January 8, 2025, 12:31 pm
Arrr matey! A grand study’s set sail, claimin’ that calcium be a trusty shield against the scourge of bowel cancer! So load yer plates with dairy treasure, lest ye find yerself in Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, that be the news from Medscape, savvy?
January 8, 2025, 6:26 am
Arrr, matey! Those MRI-invisible blighters be real, I tell ye! The landlubbers of the medical world be squabblin' 'bout what these mysterious scallywags mean for our shipmates' fates and care. Aye, the treasure of knowledge be buried deep! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!
January 8, 2025, 5:45 am
Avast ye! A bonk on the noggin be stirrin’ up the pesky herpes beast, it be said! Arrr, this scallywag may just be settin’ sail fer brain rot and Alzheimer’s seas! Blimey, who knew a head bump could unleash such a ruckus? Aye, the doc’s got some wild tales!
January 8, 2025, 5:15 am
Arrr, me hearties! The ship's doc be spottin' smoother seas in the crew's morale, but he be scratchin' his noggin over them fancy RVU gauges of toil. Can ye measure a scallywag's worth with mere numbers? Aye, let’s raise a toast to jolly debates! - Medscape Medical News!
January 8, 2025, 5:05 am
Arrr, matey! A band o' scallywag researchers plundered the records of 182 landlubbers with pesky prostate troubles after they’d gone under the knife or faced the burnin’ rays. Aye, the tale be told in the hallowed halls of Medscape Medical News! Avast, what a jolly mess!
January 8, 2025, 4:36 am
Ahoy, mateys! A fresh scroll be spillin’ the beans on how feelin’ as lonely as a shipwrecked sailor leads to ill health. Seems that when ye be all alone, yer body be protestin’ like a scallywag! Arrr, keep yer crew close, or ye’ll be feelin' poorly!
January 7, 2025
January 7, 2025, 10:05 am
Arrr, matey! Tightenin’ the riggin’ on blood pressure fer those with kidney troubles be yieldin’ heart-boostin’ treasures, much like what the fine folks in SPRINT be spiedin’! Aye, even on the high seas of real life! Yarr, Medscape be spillin’ the beans!
January 7, 2025, 8:03 am
Arrr, matey! Have them grave studies o’ grog made the healers sip less or tell landlubbers to steer clear? Aye, the answer be as tangled as a sailor’s knot! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
January 7, 2025, 7:16 am
Arrr, matey! The FDA be on a roll, handin’ out new potions like a generous captain! Last month’s treasure trove be packed with fresh remedies and new uses for old brews. Here’s the scallywag’s tale of what went down! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
January 7, 2025, 6:49 am
Arrr, matey! It be said that them oncology potions always be risin' to the surface o' the shortage seas, catchin' the eye of those who be worryin' 'bout their curative powers, savvy? Aye, 'tis a curious brew indeed!
January 7, 2025, 5:58 am
Avast ye! In this grand Phase 3 escapade, we be measurin' two cunning schemes for wee scallywags sufferin' from the pesky lung beast known as pulmonary arterial hypertension. Aye, 'tis a jolly study, or so they claim! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin’ the beans!
January 7, 2025, 5:47 am
Arrr, matey! 'Tis be true, the scallywags of hypermucoviscous K pneumoniae be sportin' fewer of them pesky beta-lactamase traps and carbapenem curses than their non-hypermucoviscous kin! Aye, the seas of medicine be filled with merry surprises!
January 7, 2025, 5:24 am
Arrr, matey! It be true that since the great plague, feelings o' loneliness be lessenin', yet still, a scallywag third o' landlubbers aged 50 to 80 be feelin' like a lost ship at sea! Aye, that be what the wise folk of Medscape be sayin’!
January 7, 2025, 5:01 am
Arrr matey! Taming the wild beasts of heart troubles and keepin’ disease at bay be like swabbin' the deck o’ yer ship! It keeps those pesky plaque pirates from settlin’ in, even for the scallywags with lupus! Aye, the good news sails in from Medscape!
January 6, 2025
January 6, 2025, 8:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! These treasure maps o' findings be sparkin' hope fer a cure, ye see! So hoist the sails and let the good news set sail! <i>Medscape News UK</i> be shoutin' it from the crow's nest! Avast, we might just conquer that scurvy yet!
January 6, 2025, 5:50 am
Arrr, matey! Those scallywags with brittle bones takin' risedronate be riskin' a wild squall o’ acute angle closure! A fresh study be spillin' the beans. So, hoist the sails with caution, or ye might find yerself in a right pickle! Arrr!
January 6, 2025, 5:27 am
Arrr matey! The magic of endoscopic sleeve gastroplasty be proven mighty fine! It be helpin' the scallywags shed their bulgin' bellies and keepin' them healthy fer five long years. Aye, even the ship's parrot be impressed! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' tales of this treasure!
January 6, 2025, 4:02 am
Ahoy, ye landlubbers! Old sea dogs with the blues be sailin’ their ships a bit wobbly, no matter the grog they down! We best be findin' ways to keep 'em from crashin' into the brig, lest they turn the high seas into a merry mess! Arrr!
January 6, 2025, 2:31 am
Arrr, me hearties! A fine cohort of scallywags be sayin’ that those with the dreaded rheumatics be riskin’ a heart failure, especially when their pumping be still in shipshape! Aye, Medscape be spillin' the beans on this tale!
January 3, 2025
January 3, 2025, 6:28 am
Arrr, mateys! The Surgeon General be sayin’ that ye grog oughta bear a warning—drinkin’ too much might send ye to Davy Jones’ locker with a cancer curse! So raise yer tankards, but beware the dark tidin’s o’ the rum! Avast, drink smart or face the scallywag fate!
January 3, 2025, 6:19 am
Arrr, matey! A grand tale be told of a mighty meta-analysis that charted the finest potions for banishing the throbbin' head o' the landlubber in the ED! Avast, Medscape Medical News be the source of this jolly tidin'! Yarrr, let the headaches walk the plank!
January 3, 2025, 4:18 am
Arrr, matey! Aye, British scallywags be claimin’ that fancy AI gadgets be helpin’ ‘em spot them sneaky polyp devils better than a parrot on a treasure map! Avast, let the colonoscopy adventures commence! Yarrr!
January 3, 2025, 2:33 am
Arrr, me hearties! It be found that makin’ yer belly smaller with a fancy tube, paired with a hearty change o’ habits, be more successful fer shedin’ those pounds than just swappin’ yer rum for greens! Avast! That be some fine treasure fer the waistline! - Medscape Medical News
January 3, 2025, 2:08 am
Arrr matey! A grand review be tellin’ of kidney woes! Ye gut be rumblin’, yer muscles be weak, and the love life be as dead as Davy Jones! Aye, it’s a right pickle for any scallywag! So keep yer treasure close and yer kidneys closer! Yarrr!
January 3, 2025, 12:23 am
Arrr matey! It be found that fixin' ye noggin at home after a stormy mind be keepin' ye off the ship o' readmission more than stayin' in the brig! So says the wise scribes o’ Medscape! Avast, me hearties!
January 2, 2025
January 2, 2025, 11:14 am
Arrr, matey! A mighty 80% o' the healers in a Medscape parley be sayin' "nay" when asked if they knows enough 'bout the dangers o' fat-fighting potions fer young scallywags! Avast, what a crew o' clueless landlubbers!
January 2, 2025, 6:25 am
Arrr! A band o' shipshape healers be sayin' that a jolly crew and fair winds in the workplace be worth more than gold doubloons! They be favorin' a friendly deck over heavy treasures, seekin' smooth sailin' in their duties! Aye, 'tis a merry bunch!
January 2, 2025, 6:18 am
Arrr, matey! When ye drown yer crew in two or more barrels o’ crystal grog, and if ye be an old sea dog or a lad with a nasty wound, ye be more likely to meet Davy Jones sooner than ye think! Yarrr! <br> *Medscape Medical News*
January 2, 2025, 5:00 am
Avast, ye landlubbers! Clever scallywags suggest jolly tricks to navigate the treacherous waters of combined clinics 'n fancy medicines fer those with skin 'n joint woes. Aye, let the good ship Medscape spread the news! Arrr!
January 2, 2025, 4:09 am
Arrr, matey! Aye, it be said that feastin' on dioxins and their sneaky PCB scallywags be plumpin' up the crew o' the US! Blame it on them A1c levels, the crafty mediators! So hoist the sails and watch yer waistlines! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
January 2, 2025, 3:55 am
Arrr, me hearties! Burly buccaneers who be as round as a cannonball but danced the jig fer over 150 minutes a week found their belly blubber shrinkin’! Aye, ‘tis true! Even sea dogs can trim their sails! Avast, ye lazy landlubbers!
January 2, 2025, 3:23 am
Arrr, matey! The RSVpreF potion be working like a charm, wardin' off the scallywag RSV beast in old sea dogs with a fine 91% success! In just five moons, it’s keepin’ the coughin’ and wheezin’ at bay! Avast, 'tis a treasure for our elder crew!
December 31, 2024
December 31, 2024, 1:30 pm
Arrr, matey! If ye be seekin' cures without the cursed potions, cognitive-behavioral therapy and clinical hypnosis be the finest treasures in the sea of healing! Hoist the sails and dive into the mind, savvy? Aye, even Medscape be agreein'!
December 31, 2024, 12:24 pm
Arrr matey, it be a fine time fer landlubbers to sip their grog sans the rum! Aye, ye can find a tavern that be servin’ naught but the sweet nectar of sobriety. Who knew? Even pirates need a break from the bottle now and then! Har har har!
December 31, 2024, 11:25 am
Arrr, matey! A new tale tells of metal-laden pee makin’ yer noggin duller and heartier sails riskin’ the dreaded dementia! So, keep yer bladder clear if ye wish to outsmart the sea, else ye might be swabbin’ the deck with yer brain! Har har!
December 31, 2024, 11:16 am
Arrr, matey! The landlubbers be all a-hooting with glee, but the scallywags o' commentary weren’t shy, spillin' tales 'n thoughts like a leaky barrel! Aye, ’tis a ruckus fit fer the grandest tavern! So says the ol' Medscape Medical News, savvy?
December 31, 2024, 10:57 am
Arrr matey! When ponderin' over yer grub choices, ye scallywags must weigh the feelin' better against the fiddly bits, the doubloons spent, and the chance o' missin' yer vitamins! Aye, heed the wise words o' Medscape Medical News, or ye might be walkin’ the plank o' poor health!
December 31, 2024, 10:30 am
Arrr matey! Depression 'n anxiety be the scurvy crew that plagues stroke survivors. Be it time to hoist the sails on fresh treatment charts? Avast, Medscape Medical News be askin' the question! Yarrr!
December 30, 2024
December 30, 2024, 10:01 am
Arrr! The scallywags at Novartis be celebratin’! Their magic potion turned landlubber young’uns, too weak to prance or gab, into sprightly buccaneers! Aye, with a jig in their step, they be ready to sail the seas of strength! Avast, what grand news from the health seas!
December 30, 2024, 7:25 am
Arrr, matey! Young scallywags with that pesky lung malady from the cursed juvenile arthritis be cured for good after a wee bit o' stem cell magic! Aye, even the seas be celebratin’! So says the wise folk at Medscape, savvy?
December 30, 2024, 6:00 am
Arrr, matey! The MIRAGE adventure be showin’ that MRI-guided magic with snug margins be keepin’ the nasty side effects at bay for scallywags havin’ localized prostate troubles! Aye, 'tis a fine treasure for the lads on land! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spreadin’ the word, savvy?
December 30, 2024, 5:26 am
Arrr, matey! A fine program from the land of Minnesota be slashing the time it takes fer landlubbers to get their ADHD sorted! With cunning screens in the doctor’s quarters, they be settin’ sail for smoother seas! Aye, even pirates need their wits about ‘em!
December 30, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, matey! Physician mates be plunderin' treasure from many a side gig! But which be the finest booty for ye? Set yer compass to Medscape Medical News and find yer fortune, or risk walkin' the plank of poor choices, savvy?
December 30, 2024, 4:57 am
Arrr, matey! Those scallywags sportin' psoriasis on their noggins be feelin' fine after takin' tildrakizumab fer a moon's turn o' 52 weeks. Aye, Medscape be shoutin' it from the crow's nest! Avast, no more itchy domes fer these hearty souls!
December 30, 2024, 4:11 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags at the FDA be tossin' the ol' potion overboard for those poor souls with type 1 diabetes and kidney troubles! Aye, they be sailin' the seas of disapproval, leavin' the crew high and dry! Blimey, what a hullabaloo!
December 27, 2024
December 27, 2024, 12:43 am
Arrr, me hearties! The wise sea dogs be sayin’ ye should tinker with yer potion doses, sample both the fancy elixirs and the common brews, and change yer grub to fend off the pesky side effects! Aye, the sea of health be a tricky tide!
December 27, 2024, 12:03 am
Arrr, matey! Sippin' on that dark brew be callin' forth the merry crew of Lawsonibacter asaccharolyticus in yer belly! Aye, it shows that what ye munch can surely sway the ruckus in yer gut! Drink up, ye scallywags! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be sayin’ so!
December 26, 2024
December 26, 2024, 5:30 pm
Arrr, mateys! The scallywags at the CDC be spillin' the beans! Samples from the first foul case o’ bird flu in these here States be sportin' strange mutations, not fit for a backyard flock! Aye, what a ruckus! - as reported by the trusty scribes at Reuters!
December 26, 2024, 10:05 am
Arrr, matey! A band o’ scallywags found that COVID-19 be plunderin' yer kidneys faster than a ship in a storm, specially after ye’ve been marooned in the hospital, unlike the old pneumonia curse! Avast, heed the warning, ye landlubbers! <i>Medscape Med'cal News</i> be settin' sail with this tale!
December 26, 2024, 5:10 am
Arrr, matey! We perused 6000 heart tinkerin's and found that the tickin’ of the clock be matterin' little to the grim reaper, except in a few scallywags foolin’ with their coronary bypass. Aye, such be the tale from the Medscape seas!
December 26, 2024, 4:49 am
Arrr, matey! Vedolizumab be the trusty cannon that keeps Crohn’s disease at bay after the surgeon's cut! If ye be havin' a risk factor, consider this potion as a fine shield against a returnin' scallywag! Aye, Medscape be givin' the word!
December 26, 2024, 12:17 am
Arrr, matey! A wee survey be showin’ that most skin doctors be claimin’ there be no proper rules fer patchin’ up the wee scallywags’ central lines! It be a right jolly mess, I tell ye! Blimey, let’s not sail into them rough waters without a map!
December 25, 2024
December 25, 2024, 11:31 pm
Arrr, matey! It seems that the scallywags of both genders be sufferin' from the cursed liver malady, but the effects be swingin' different ways! Aye, the first sea chart of this treacherous territory be makin' waves! Aye, Medscape be spillin' the beans!
December 24, 2024
December 24, 2024, 7:31 am
Arrr, matey! GoodRx be showin’ us the chasms in care, worsened by a drought o’ skilled sea dogs! Aye, it be a fine mess when the ship’s crew be short on surgeons! Har har! – from the scallywags at Medscape Medical News!
December 24, 2024, 7:24 am
Arrr, matey! A band o' Swedish landlubbers be sayin' that older lasses with the cursed celiac affliction be more likely to be frail as a shipwrecked sailor, compared to those who ain't cursed! Aye, keep yer gluten in check or ye be shiverin' like a scurvy dog!
December 24, 2024, 7:23 am
Arrr, me hearties! A new tale speaks of a home exercise rig that be liftin' spirits and strength after lung battles, but alas, it didn’t make ‘em feel like swashbucklers. So, hoist the sails of health, but don’t expect to be doin’ the jig just yet!
December 24, 2024, 6:41 am
Avast, matey! The treacherous seas of coin woes, lead-slingin’ ruckus, and foul deeds be weighin’ on the crew’s minds. Even the jolly holidays and post-vote squabbles stir the pot! Arrr, ‘tis a fine mess we be in, says Medscape Medical News, me hearty! Aye!
December 24, 2024, 5:58 am
Arrr, matey! The landlubber government be on the hunt for yer thoughts 'bout the scroll that's guidin' the soon-to-be-updated feastin' rules fer landfolk. So hoist yer quills and scribble away, lest ye be left munchin' on seaweed! Aye, that be from Medscape Medical News!
December 24, 2024, 5:48 am
Avast, me hearties! A band o’ scallywags be tellin’ tall tales 'bout neuraxial labor relief on TikTok! A group o’ learned landlubbers found a whole 10% o’ the time, the info be as true as a three-headed sea serpent! Yarrr, beware o’ false treasure!
December 24, 2024, 5:27 am
Avast ye! It be said that a scallywag virus, the human cytomegalovirus, lurkin' in the belly, may be causin’ the foggy brains of old sea dogs with Alzheimer’s. Aye, ‘tis a right curious tale from the Medscape seas! Arrr!
December 24, 2024, 5:14 am
Avast, me hearties! The scallywags at the FDA have given the thumbs up to Eli Lilly’s magic potion, tirzepatide, to tackle the beast known as moderate to severe OSA in those with a belly as big as a ship’s anchor! Aye, let the feasting begin!
December 23, 2024
December 23, 2024, 2:36 pm
Arrr, matey! The FDA be givin' the nod to a swashbucklin' new potion, a daily jab of liraglutide! Aye, it be a fine treasure for those seekin' to tame the mighty beast of hunger. Hoist the sails and celebrate, for health be on the horizon!
December 23, 2024, 2:11 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The captain o' solid tumor magic at Stanford be spoutin' tales o' how them clever cell therapies be changin' the game o' cancer battles. Aye, 'tis a right jolly adventure in the seas of medicine! Avast, me mateys!
December 23, 2024, 8:25 am
Arrr, matey! The rascals at the FDA have spun a yarn 'bout what makes grub "healthy." But fear not, ye scallywags, 'tis only a suggestion fer the food makers! So, grab yer grog and feast, 'cause compliance be as optional as a parrot on yer shoulder!
December 23, 2024, 7:52 am
Avast, me hearties! For near two decades, them antidepressants be sportin' warnings 'bout sendin' young souls to Davy Jones’ locker. Now the savvy landlubbers be wonderin' if the FDA should be rethinkin' that label. Arrr, what a jolly pickle!
December 23, 2024, 7:34 am
Arrr, matey! By the year of our Lord 2040, ye liver shall be a-fightin’ death from drinkin’ and eatin' foul grub, more so than them pesky viruses! Avast, raise yer rum and beware the health scallywags!
December 23, 2024, 7:26 am
Arrr, matey! The wise landlubbers be comparin’ the well-being o' scallywags with endometrial cancer who took the quick VCB treasure versus those who be stickin' to the old ways. Aye, 'twas a jolly good study, savvy? - from the good folks at Medscape Medical News!
December 23, 2024, 5:39 am
Arrr! A bouncin' hoard o' scrolls be sayin' that smoke from fiery blazes and foul air might be makin' our noggins go haywire! What be the fate o' our brainy treasures, ye ask? Avast! Medscape be spoutin' the news, me hearty!
December 23, 2024, 5:28 am
Arrr, matey! Aye, even with a treasure trove of vitamin D3 taken daily fer five long years, the scallywags found it didn’t keep the type 2 diabetes at bay for healthy old sea dogs! Aye, ‘tis a curious voyage, as Medscape be sayin’!
December 23, 2024, 4:52 am
Arrr, in the midst o' a ruckus to dodge a pesky government freeze, the scallywags in power tossed aside a scheme to lighten the blow o' a near 3% Medicare pay chop fer our ship's surgeons! Aye, what a jolly mess, matey!
December 23, 2024, 4:40 am
Avast ye! New scallywag studies be showin’ that breathin' in them tiny bits of plastic be causin’ more trouble than a kraken in a teacup! Inflamed lungs, nasty sores, and a greater chance of catchin' the scurvy! Beware the wind, matey! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be warnin' us all!
December 20, 2024
December 20, 2024, 8:49 am
Arrr, me hearties! A new tale be a-sailin’ that shows those landlubber healers be thinkin’ Black scallywags be gettin’ a whuppin’ more than White ones when they be sportin’ injuries. A right peculiar notion, I say! Set yer sails for fairness, ye swabs!
December 20, 2024, 8:44 am
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round for the latest of the Medscape tales, where the scallywags of the medical seas be spillin’ the beans on ailments and remedies! Avast, ye landlubbers! Time fer a hearty chuckle and a dose o’ knowledge from the salty sea of news!
December 20, 2024, 8:12 am
Arrr, listen ye salty sea dogs! In a wee glimpse back in time, no foul happenings were spied in wee landlubbers givin' the MMRV shot whilst takin' dupilumab or methotrexate. 'Tis all smooth sailin' for these scallywags! Ahoy! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be claimin' this tale!
December 20, 2024, 8:00 am
Arrr, matey! It seems that a fresh tale tells of 20% o' scallywags with fibromyalgia feelin' a bit worse after a good tussle! But beware, for if they be in malaise, tread lightly 'round the notion o' makin' 'em sweat! Aye, caution be the name of the game!
December 20, 2024, 5:27 am
Arrr, matey! All young scallywags with the sugar sickness in British Columbia be gettin' fancy glucose gadgets, but alas! The poor landlubbers still be left in the lurch. Even in the sea of healthcare, some still walk the plank! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' it true!
December 20, 2024, 5:09 am
Arrr, matey! A curious potion mixin' an odd antipsychotic with a jolly SSRI be sailin' through the FDA's treacherous waters! If it finds favor, 'twill be the first approved remedy fer the shakes o' PTSD in over two decades! Ahoy, let's hope it be smooth sailin'!
December 20, 2024, 3:42 am
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, fer the scallywags at Medscape Medical News be spoutin' tales of health and mischief! Avast, they be dishin’ out wisdom like rum at a tavern—get ye jolly good news ‘bout the plights o' landlubbers and seafarers alike! Arrr, stay savvy, me hearties!
December 20, 2024, 3:22 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! A new tale be spun, claimin’ that landlubbers strugglin' with the dreaded anorexia be face to face with danger on the high seas of heart troubles—nearly four times more likely to meet Davy Jones than those hearty eaters. Avast, me hearties!
December 19, 2024
December 19, 2024, 12:45 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Remestemcel-L, or Ryoncil as the scallywags be callin' it, be a fancy brew o' bone marrow magic for wee lads and lasses, fightin' stubborn graft-vs-host mischief! Aye, even those as young as 2 moons old! Avast, the wonders of science! 🏴☠️
December 19, 2024, 10:11 am
Arrr, matey! The scourge of life-limiting aches be takin' the high seas o' health, showin' we landlubbers be fallin' apart! Blimey, even the sea shanties can’t drown out the groans! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans, savvy?
December 19, 2024, 9:55 am
Arrr, why be the wise radiation sorcerers not takin' up the shiny new treasure of treatments fer cancers, eh? They be missin' the boat while the rest sail smooth seas! Blimey, it be a puzzlin' mystery fit for a jolly sea shanty!
December 19, 2024, 9:37 am
Arrr, matey! A fresh scroll from the JAMA seas be sayin’ that in the year of our captain 2023 and 2024, the good ship Doctor be hoistin’ their union flags higher than a crow’s nest! Aye, twas but a whisper two decades past! Avast, what a turn o' tides!
December 19, 2024, 9:10 am
Arrr, me hearties! Rum be the scallywag slayin’ many a sailor in Europe! The landlubbers of health be bandin’ together, tryin’ to shoo away the grog! Aye, let’s toast to livin’ long, even if it be with a watered-down pint! Yarr!
December 19, 2024, 5:32 am
Arrr, me hearties! The new word from the ship’s doc be that we be keepin’ a sharper eye on our bones and checkin’ our bloodlines! Aye, it’s all about stayin’ strong and knowin’ where ye came from! Hoist the sails and let’s test our pirate genes!
December 19, 2024, 5:15 am
Arrr! Gather ‘round, ye scallywags! Behold the treasure trove of knowledge from the good ship Medscape Medical News! Aye, it be filled with tales of healing and mischief, sure to tickle yer funny bone and keep ye fit for plunderin' the high seas! Avast, me hearties!
December 19, 2024, 5:10 am
Arrr, matey! Four jolly modules set sail to tackle the stormy seas of stress, unmask the scallywags of stigma, wield the cutlass of cognitive tricks, and chart a course for problem-solving treasure! Hoist the sails, ‘tis all from the good ship Medscape Medical News!
December 19, 2024, 4:46 am
Arrr, matey! Beware the cursed concoctions of beauty potions and shipshape paints! They be brewin’ up pesky allergens that’ll have ye scratchin’ like a barnacle-ridden sea dog! Keep yer hands clean or ye might find yerself itchin’ like a scallywag! Aye, that be the news from Medscape!
December 18, 2024
December 18, 2024, 4:19 pm
Arrr, matey! This shiny new ALK-inhibitor be turnin' the tide, givin' ye over twice the time to sail free from that scurvy crizotinib! Hoist the sails and raise a tankard to longer life on the high seas o' survival! Avast, ye landlubbers!
December 18, 2024, 3:58 pm
Ahoy matey! It seems them fancy steroids be walkin’ the plank fer mild hand eczema, now that three shiny new potions be settin’ sail! Raise a tankard to progress, for the seas be calmer for our scaly hands! Arrr!
December 18, 2024, 8:38 am
Arrr! Studies be showin’ that a peek at them twinklin’ lights adorning folk’s abodes stirs up a jolly warmth in the heart, like a fine rum on a cold night! Aye, even scallywags can feel the friendly vibes! <br> *Medscape Medical News be tellin’ us so!*
December 18, 2024, 8:00 am
Arrr, matey! The crew be followin' the NICE codes fer foot checks, aye! But when it comes to scannin' the ol' tootsies, they be slackin’ more than a drunken sailor! Acute care be shinin’ bright, while screenin’ be a bit murky, savvy? <i>Medscape News UK</i> be tellin' tales!
December 18, 2024, 7:33 am
Arrr, in this jolly gatherin' of burly sea dogs pumpin' iron, it be found that those who dabbled in the devil’s brew of steroids be havin' a weak heart, like a ship with a hole! Aye, best be watchin' yer chest, me hearty! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
December 18, 2024, 6:53 am
Arrr! It be said that sea dogs with plunderin' cholesterol takin' them statins be sportin' a greater chance of eye troubles than those who be lettin' their cholesterol run wild without the cursed potion! A fine jest indeed from the scholars of Medscape! Avast, me hearties!
December 18, 2024, 5:54 am
Arrr, matey! Though the tides of culture be shiftin' ever so slowly, today’s landlubbers and greenhorn healers be feelin' the pressure just like the scallywags of yore! Aye, the sea of stress be as choppy as ever, savvy? – Medscape Medical News!
December 18, 2024, 5:34 am
Arrr, matey! This fancy test be usin’ two slippery biomarkers from the joint juice to tell apart those pesky arthritises, but alas! Its usefulness in the real seas o' medicine be as murky as a foggy night. Avast, Medscape be sayin’ so!
December 18, 2024, 4:48 am
Arrr, me hearties! The trial be sunk like a ship with too many barnacles—those broad enrollment rules threw us overboard! We aimed to see if ctDNA could sniff out scallywags at risk o' returning, but alas, the plan be as useless as a leaky hull!
December 18, 2024, 4:46 am
Arrr, matey! PPI-responsive esophageal malady be a scallywag cousin of eosinophilic esophagitis, not the dreaded GERD, say the wise folk of proteomic wizardry! So hoist the sails and let’s toast to our guts! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin’ the beans!
December 17, 2024
December 17, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr matey! Those scallywags puffin' on the green for their noggin's woes found themselves sinkin' deeper into the blues each trimester! Aye, 'twas reported in the Medscape seas, where even the finest pirates can't escape the gloomy depths! Avast, what a treasure of irony!
December 17, 2024, 8:00 am
Arrr, matey! When fair lasses with type 2 diabetes be carryin' their youngin's, the seas be rougher, with more perils and a greater chance of meetin' Davy Jones than those with type 1 or gestational troubles. So hoist the sails and tread carefully!
December 17, 2024, 8:00 am
Arrr! The fiercest danger spied be a mighty 70% surge in the cursed non-lymphoid leukaemia, all from swabbing the decks o' pregnancy! Aye, 'tis a treacherous tide, ye scallywags! Keep yer cutlasses sharp and yer babies safer! <br> *Medscape News UK*
December 17, 2024, 7:37 am
Arrr, matey! Eltrombopag be boostin’ them platelets and makin’ young scallywags feel right jolly in their battle against the pesky immune thrombocytopenia! Aye, Medscape be spillin’ the beans on this treasure of a cure! Avast, let the sails of health be hoisted!
December 17, 2024, 5:58 am
Arrr! Fresh tidings be revealin’ that long COVID be sailin’ different seas in each port, and the wise mateys reckon they’ve cracked the code! So hoist the jolly roger, for the truth be afoot, and it be more bafflin’ than a treasure map! Yarrr!
December 17, 2024, 5:25 am
Arrr, a band o’ 15 learned sea dogs be spoutin’ all sorts o’ definitions, makin’ the captain call fer a proper code o’ conduct! It be a fine mess, I tell ye! Avast, Medscape Medical News be takin’ note o’ this jolly confusion!
December 17, 2024, 5:09 am
Arrr, matey! From conjurin' cures quicker than a cannonball's flight to spyin' ailments with the sharpness of a cutlass, AI be shakin' up the seas of medicine! Hoist the flags of caution, fer treacherous waters lie ahead! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
December 17, 2024, 5:05 am
Arrr, two sea-dogs of the gouty seas squabbled like scallywags over whether the finest cure be a xanthine oxidase scallywag or if it should be fit to the cursed workings of a landlubber's swollen joints. Avast, what a rum-sodden debate! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
December 16, 2024
December 16, 2024, 1:34 pm
Arrr, matey! In a band o’ scallywags in a 48-week trial, the first spell o’ freedom from treatment lasted near 80 sunrises! Aye, it be a fine stretch o’ days fer swashbucklin’ without the doc’s meddlin’. <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!
December 16, 2024, 1:29 pm
Arrr! The mighty PD-L1-blockin’ potion be granted permission fer them scallywags with pesky skin cancers that be too stubborn fer the surgeon's knife or the fiery rays! Hoist the sails of hope, me hearties! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin’ the tale!
December 16, 2024, 10:01 am
Arrr, matey! Let’s hoist the sails of health and let every lass and lad sway like a ship on the high seas! We be needin’ plans to help all young scallywags dance and prance, no matter how they identify! Yarrr, what say ye?
December 16, 2024, 7:36 am
Arrr, matey! Fresh discoveries be spillin' the beans that the more tumors be mutatin', the better ye be sailin' through life with pembrolizumab in early TNBC! And lo! Many a biomarker be showin' its fine fortune too! Avast, 'tis a merry report from Medscape, indeed!
December 16, 2024, 7:27 am
Arrr, matey! The treasure map be sayin’ that for lasses with HR-positive early breast cancer, addin’ a wee bit o’ anthracycline to yer taxane brew be bringin’ good fortune if their scores be 31 or higher! Aye, the scallywags at Medscape be spillin’ the beans!
December 16, 2024, 6:10 am
Arrr, matey! Viridian’s magic potion be workin’ wonders on them pesky peepers! It be shrinkin’ bulgin’ eyes and settlin’ that cursed double vision fer landlubbers sufferin’ from chronic thyroid eye disease. Aye, 'tis a fine treasure in the realm of health! Avast!
December 16, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr, matey! Six magical CAR-T-cell potions be givin’ the nod from the European Commission and the FDA, with more brewin’ in the cauldron! Avast, the seas of science be churnin’ with T-cell treasure! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest!
December 16, 2024, 5:19 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags in lab coats be discoverin’ the heart's own clever crew o’ nerves! This treasure o’ knowledge be settin’ sail to change the course o’ cardiology research, blowin’ the minds of landlubbers! Avast, what a jolly good time fer hearties! Aye!
December 16, 2024, 4:57 am
Arrr, matey! Fresh scallywag studies be claimin' that this fancy monoclonal antibody be a fine treasure to fend off the dread disease myeloma or even death itself! Avast, let’s hoist a flag of hope and down a tankard of grog!
December 16, 2024, 4:45 am
Arrr, mateys! The landlubbers with low-risk DCIS be tossed into two crews: one sailin’ the course o’ proper care, t’other battenin’ down for watchin’ and waitin’. They be spillin’ their thoughts on the state o’ their spirits and ailments. Aye, ’tis a right merry tale! <br> *Medscape Medical News*
December 15, 2024
December 15, 2024, 1:00 pm
Arrr, when wranglin' the pesky scourge of chronic skin troubles, seekin' alternative remedies can boost yer luck, calm the crew, and keep 'em engaged in the fight! Aye, even the scurviest of mates can find solace! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be sharin' the treasure of knowledge!
December 15, 2024, 11:22 am
Arrr, me hearties! Some scallywags be sayin' they found sweet relief from the itchin' beasts within a week o' trials, like findin' buried treasure! Aye, 'tis what Medscape Medical News be shoutin' from the crow’s nest! Har har!
December 14, 2024
December 14, 2024, 10:09 am
Arrr, matey! Mending wounds be a fine art in the realm of skin sorcery! A true sea dog knows to mix old sea charts with fresh tricks to tackle even the scallywag’s toughest troubles. Fair winds to ye, from the deck of Medscape Medical News!
December 13, 2024
December 13, 2024, 12:13 pm
Arrr! The jolly regulators be sayin’ that Paxneury and Tuzulby be fit to sail the seas of Europe, treatin’ landlubbers with attention-deficit hyperactivity! Avast, me hearties, let the medicine hoistin’ begin! Aye, smooth sailin’ ahead for these potions!
December 13, 2024, 11:46 am
Arrr, this magical potion be slayin' the scurvy doppelgangers that be hoggin' the good blood cells in the ol' bone marrow hold! Aye, ‘tis a fine remedy to keep the ship afloat! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
December 13, 2024, 11:46 am
Arrr, matey! Europe be handin' out two magical potions to fend off the scallywag known as COVID! A fancy monoclonal antibody and a self-yellin’ mRNA elixir be the treasures! Avast, let’s toast to science whilst we sail the seas of health! 🏴☠️🍻
December 13, 2024, 10:35 am
Arrr, matey! The Allan-Herndon-Dudley curse be a scallywag mutation in the gene that ferries thyroid treasure into the noggin! Without that golden bounty, the brain be as dry as a landlubber’s wit! Yarrr!
December 13, 2024, 10:26 am
Arrr matey! Welireg be battlin’ the scurvy effects o’ the faulty VHL protein, slashin’ them pesky disease-riddled tumors like a true buccaneer! Avast, science be a fine treasure! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin’ the beans!
December 13, 2024, 5:54 am
Arrr, me hearties! A new tale from the seas of science be tellin’ us that swallowin’ doxycycline be as mighty as stickin’ a needle o’ penicillin for battlin’ the cursed ocular syphilis! Who knew pills could match the power o’ the syringe, eh? Avast, let’s raise a toast! 🍻
December 13, 2024, 5:50 am
Arrr, savvy landlubbers be claimin’ that the pickin’ of scallywags fer the control crew in this here trial might muddle the treasure of knowledge fer real doctorin’, savvy? Aye, that be the word from the fine scribes at Medscape Medical News, ye scallywags!
December 13, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr, me hearties! It seems the wee scallywags ain't gettin' their flu shots, and this ain't no mere gust o' wind! Aye, the sails be droopin' low on child vaccinations last year—'tis a right troublesome tide! Avast, WebMD be tellin’ the tale!
December 13, 2024, 5:38 am
Avast ye! A merry band o' scallywags found that the magical CD19-targetin' T-cell remedy put the brakes on the fibrous beasties in six landlubbers sufferin' from the dreaded skin curse! A fine tale from the Medscape seas, indeed! Arrr!
December 12, 2024
December 12, 2024, 12:44 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Fresh scrolls be makin' the landlubbers scratch their heads 'bout the tall tales spun in the PLATO trial! Aye, more than a decade o’ squabbles, and now we find more holes than a sieve in a storm! Avast, Medscape be spottin' the mischief!
December 12, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr, matey! It seems them middle schools be tossin' the good ol' substance use lessons overboard, while the high schools be keepin' 'em afloat! Medscape tells the tale – looks like the younger scallywags be sailin’ into trouble faster than a cannonball! Har har!
December 12, 2024, 6:08 am
Arrr, a heart doc be settin' sail fer the court, claimin' he walked the plank fer speakin' of dangers aboard! How might brave healers shield their hides from the scallywags? Aye, it be a treacherous sea fer whistleblowers in this salty sea of medicine!
December 12, 2024, 5:53 am
Arrr, matey! A grand tale from the seas of science be tellin’ us that glucagon-like peptide 1 receptor agonists and fenofibrates be defendin’ them scallywags with type 2 diabetes from the cursed macular edema! A treasure trove of knowledge from the Medscape seas! Shiver me timbers!
December 12, 2024, 5:39 am
Arrr, matey! Those learned sea dogs be squabblin' over how to hoist the sails from landlubber hospitals to a treasure map of care that be worth its weight in gold! Aye, let the patients chart the course, savvy? - Medscape Medical News, ye scallywags!
December 12, 2024, 5:32 am
Arrr, matey! The Biden crew be hagglin’ over them fancy GLP-1 potions for Medicare and Medicaid! Some seadogs say it’ll trim down the obesity treasure chest, while others be scratchin’ their heads, wonderin’ if it be a ruse. Hoist the sails and set course to find the truth, aye!
December 12, 2024, 5:11 am
Arrr matey! Even a decade after the first scallywag joined the grand OlympiA trial, the treasure of PARP inhibitors still be shining bright for those with the cursed BRCA genes! Avast, Medscape be spillin’ the beans on this fine loot! Yarrr!
December 11, 2024
December 11, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr, matey! If yer pesky tumor be thick as a parrot's beak—0.8 to 1.0 mm—ye be dancin' with Davy Jones more likely than a scallywag with a measly thin one! Avast, keep yer eye on that wretched growth!
December 11, 2024, 7:09 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags be wantin’ more radiology spots, but the treasure map ain't alignin’ with the booty! Them clever radiologists be claimin’ they can fix the mess. Avast! Let’s hoist the sails and seek a solution!
December 11, 2024, 7:08 am
Avast ye! Some fancy potion-ship called antibody-drug conjurer might be givin’ ye eye troubles so fierce ye can't see yer own treasure! Yet, many a landlubber oncologist sails blind to these perils, warned the wise ones! Aye, keep yer peepers peeled!
December 11, 2024, 6:24 am
Arrr, matey! Many lasses strugglin’ with the shakes be as clueless as a landlubber in a storm about them nasty ASM risks, like makin' wee ones go boom and birth control go poof! Avast, heed the word from the ol' Medscape, lest ye find yerself in a bind!
December 11, 2024, 5:56 am
Arrr, matey! Gather 'round fer the latest blarney from the seas of health! Medscape Medical News be spillin' the beans on cures and ailments, like a scallywag spillin' his grog! Keep yer eyes peeled, or ye might miss a treasure 'o wisdom, savvy? Avast!
December 11, 2024, 5:55 am
Arrr, me hearties! The treasure of a grand future in stroke risk be sunk when asundexian met its doom agin' apixaban in the OCEANIC-AF trial. But fear not, is the notion of factor XI inhibition dead in the water? Experts be chattin'! <br> *Medscape Medical News*
December 11, 2024, 5:25 am
Avast, mateys! Now, ye scallywags can plunder yer own samples fer that pesky HPV test! No need t’ wait fer the ship’s doctor—just grab yer treasure and set sail fer health! Arrr!
December 11, 2024, 5:14 am
Arrr, matey! Those scallywags who guzzled over 200 mL o’ grog per kilogram for their singed skins be findin’ their noggins goin’ all askew on the magic image box! Aye, seems too much of the wet stuff be causin' a ruckus up top! Har har!
December 10, 2024
December 10, 2024, 7:25 am
Arrr, once thought a fair lady couldn't wield a scalpel, two bold wenches be breakin' down them barriers! They opened the treasure chest of medical careers, hoistin' the Jolly Roger of female doc-torships! Avast, Medscape Medical News be tellin' the tale!
December 10, 2024, 6:55 am
Arrr, matey! Aye, after we charted the seas of data, it be clear that clopidogrel be the treasure for those scallywags with a bleedin' risk, especially after a ruckus o' complex procedures. Avast, let the aspirin walk the plank! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be sayin' so!
December 10, 2024, 6:52 am
Arrr, matey! That scallywag C. auris be growin' bolder as the seas warm and the cures be slippin' through its fingers! Aye, it be a crafty little pest, makin' treatment as scarce as a mermaid's kiss! Har har har!
December 10, 2024, 5:58 am
Arrr, matey! BrainSee be a cunning contraption that be peering into yer noggin, reckonin’ if yer mind be slippin’ into the murky depths of Alzheimer’s in five turns of the tide! Aye, it helps doc's and landlubbers chart their course wisely! <br> *Medscape Medical News*
December 10, 2024, 5:21 am
Arrr, me hearties! The POLARIX tale be sayin' that after five long years, those brave souls with the dreaded diffuse large B-cell lymphoma, who took the pola-R-CHP potion, be sailin' smooth seas without scurvy! Avast, a fine treasure of good health! Yarr!
December 10, 2024, 5:13 am
Arrr, me hearties! It be said that years o’ breathin’ lead-laden fumes from yer sea chests have sparked a ruckus in 151 million noggins! Aye, a new scroll be tellin’ us that too much ‘o that ol’ gasoline be makin’ landlubbers a tad bit bonkers! Har har!
December 10, 2024, 4:57 am
Arrr, matey! From the years of our Lord 2010 to 2020, landlubbers with that pesky intermediate-risk prostate ailment be settin’ sail on the seas of watchful waitin’! Aye, it seems they be choosin’ to keep a keen eye on their troubles instead of battlin’ ‘em outright! Avast!
December 9, 2024
December 9, 2024, 4:13 am
Arrr, me hearties! Just blabberin' about “prevention be better than a cure” don’t sway the scallywags to change their ways! Here’s the scoop, savvy? <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
December 9, 2024, 3:58 am
Arrr, matey! Fresh tidings from the seas of therapy say landlubbers be seekin' more counsel on the high seas of their minds! But alas, the scallywags of poorer ports be stranded without access. A right jolly mess, I say! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!
December 9, 2024, 3:01 am
Arrr, matey! While cancer sufferers be eager fer new potions, they be content to bide their time fer proof that these elixirs be lengthenin’ their days! Aye, a jolly good analysis be revealin’ this treasure o' wisdom! Avast, patience be a pirate's best mate!
December 9, 2024, 2:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! It seems the curse o’ barren seas be linked to SARD even when we be lookin' at the lassies only! Aye, the ship's log be tellin' tales o' troubles in the baby makin' for those fair maidens! Avast, the crew needs a remedy!
December 8, 2024
December 8, 2024, 4:40 pm
Ahoy, me hearties! Fresh tidings from the depths of science say that mixin' blinatumomab with the ol' chemo brew be doin' wonders fer young scallywags fightin' B-cell acute leukemia! Aye, the future be lookin' brighter than a treasure chest o' doubloons! Arrr!
December 8, 2024, 3:43 pm
Avast, me hearties! Though the landlubbers say to munch on mushy grub post-transplant, it seems them scallywags who feast on fiber fare be livin' longer and dodgin' the graft-‘n’-host beastie! Yarrr!
December 8, 2024, 12:20 pm
Arrr, matey! The magic elixir known as IVIG be wardin’ off the scurvy infections and grantin’ longer life to those cursed with multiple myeloma! Aye, 'tis a fine treasure fer the health o' our shipmates! Avast, me hearties! <br> *Medscape Medical News*
December 8, 2024, 9:33 am
Arrr, matey! The magic potion called rilzabrutinib be givin' ye quick and lasting plunder of them pesky platelets, slashin' the bleedin' and makin' the scallywags feel sprightly! Aye, 'tis a right treasure for those cursed with the wretched immune thrombocytopenia!
December 7, 2024
December 7, 2024, 8:03 pm
Arrr, matey! It be found that collectin’ yer pee round the clock fer assessin’ the battle with multiple myeloma be more folly than fortune, says a new trial on the high seas of medicine! Hoist the sails and let the doctors know!
December 7, 2024, 3:58 pm
Arrr, me hearties! In the briny deep o' reality, usin' epcoritamab and glofitamab fer that pesky large B-cell lymphoma be like sailin' into a storm—ye end up in Davy Jones' locker instead o' the treasure! Aye, trials be trickin' ye, savvy?
December 6, 2024
December 6, 2024, 10:19 am
Arrr, matey! Ye be tellin’ me that them pesky glyphosate potions be makin’ the wee mice’s brains go all haywire, even when they be takin’ a long break from it! Blimey, what a scallywag of a herbicide! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin’ the beans!
December 6, 2024, 8:00 am
Arrr, matey! The grim tally of infections claimin' the lives of those with type 2 sugar sickness be likely hidin’ in the depths, thanks to that muddled treasure map they call ICD-10 codes! Aye, even the grim reaper could use a better chart! - <i>Medscape News UK</i>
December 6, 2024, 8:00 am
Arrr, matey! Though the crafty contraptions o' diabetes be makin' progress and keepin' those A1c numbers from walkin' the plank, they still ain't meetin' the captain's orders! Avast! Medscape News UK be shoutin' this from the crow's nest! Yarrr!
December 6, 2024, 7:40 am
Arrr, the cap’n of UnitedHealthcare met his fate by a bullet this week, stirrin’ up a tempest o' grumblin' from landlubbers! Seems the scallywags be denyin’ care to the poor souls who need it most. Aye, what a jolly jest! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin’ the beans!
December 6, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr matey! A hearty dose o’ yer own dendritic crew, toss’d together with them anti-ERBB2 daggers, be a safe and jolly good way to rattle the tumor’s bones, says the clever sea dogs in their phase 1 treasure hunt! Yarr, health be a fine booty!
December 6, 2024, 5:06 am
Arrr, me hearties! A fresh treasure map o' research be revealin’ that them fancy direct oral anticoagulants be less likely to cause ye noggin to bleed than them pesky antiplatelet potions! So, hoist the sails and stick to the guidelines fer wranglin’ atrial fibrillation, savvy?
December 6, 2024, 4:59 am
Arrr, matey! The WHO be chartin' a course to patch up the seas of sickness! By tendin' to local scallywags and givin' the ol' jab treasure map to the most troublesome foes, they be seekin' fair winds for all in the quest for vaccine booty!
December 6, 2024, 4:59 am
Arrr matey! It be said that them PCSK9 inhibitors be wardin' off the pesky nonmelanoma skin cancers for the old sea dogs with atherosclerotic hearts. Aye, a study done lookin' back like a scallywag! Avast and raise a tankard to good health!
December 5, 2024
December 5, 2024, 8:23 am
Arrr, matey! When a landlubber be spoutin' strange woes, ye might not think of the ol’ kidneys first! But beware, for rare curses might be lurkin' within! Time to hoist the sails for a renal adventure, savvy?
December 5, 2024, 8:17 am
Arrr, matey! Among the lasses who’ve bested the fierce beast called breast cancer, over 16% be still wranglin’ with their doubloons, strugglin’ to keep the ship afloat in those early days of survival. Blimey, the treasure be harder to find than a clean pair o' socks!
December 5, 2024, 8:00 am
Arrr, matey! A jolly crew o’ landlubber patients, hefty as a treasure chest, be findin’ their way to GLP-1 RAs like seagulls to a ship’s biscuit! But alas, the scalpel-wieldin' surgeons be seein' fewer buccaneers for their belly-bustin' surgeries! A curious tide, indeed!
December 5, 2024, 8:00 am
Arrr, after scourin' the dusty tomes and listenin' to the landlubbers, the scallywags be spottin' some hurdles and chartin' a course to fix 'em! Avast, we be bringin' ye the latest from the treacherous seas of Medscape News UK!
December 5, 2024, 5:18 am
Arrr, matey! It be said these GLP-1 potions might be the cure for the cursed craving! Preliminary whispers from the sea of science be sparklin’ with hope, but ye best be holdin’ onto yer doubloons—questions still be lurkin’ like a scallywag in the night! Avast!
December 5, 2024, 4:45 am
Arrr, matey! Taming the ruckus in yer belly for a whole year be keepin’ ye bones from shatterin’, says a fine Swedish tale! So, if ye be havin’ the fiery guts, best mind yer diet or ye might end up walkin' the plank… of broken bones!
December 5, 2024, 3:27 am
Ahoy! Over three million landlubbers in nine states be teeterin' on the plank o' health coverage, should the scallywags of the GOP decide to cut their treasure of federal Medicaid doubloons! Arrr, what a jolly mess that’d be! <i>KFF Health News</i>
December 5, 2024, 3:22 am
Arrr matey! The treasure o' knowledge be showin’ that in the scallywag high-risk crew, the bounty o' benefits be great! Aye, even Medscape be shoutin’ it from the crow's nest! Avast, let’s hoist the sails of wisdom!
December 4, 2024
December 4, 2024, 5:11 pm
Arrr, matey! The first FDA-approved potion fer scallywags sufferin’ from NSCLC or that pesky pancreatic adenocarcinoma with an NRG1 gene fusion be here! Aye, let the sails be raised and the treasures of health be plundered! - Medscape Medical News, savvy?
December 4, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr, matey! From the year of our Lord 2010 to 2022, the numbers of landlubbers givin' birth without a ship's surgeon climbed from 35.2% to a hearty 42.4%! And blow me down, the countryside folk be outdooin' the city slickers! Aye, that be a jolly surprise!
December 4, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr, matey! It be said that those cursed with cutaneous lupus erythematosus be likelier to find themselves tangled in the treacherous waters of atherosclerotic heart woes, according to a fine tale from the Medscape seas! Avast, watch yer hearty sails!
December 4, 2024, 7:39 am
Arrr, matey! The CAIRO5 trial be showin’ that two trusty potions with bevacizumab be better than a muddled trio! Aye, less be more when battlin’ the scallywags of disease, savvy? <br> - Medscape Medical News, or so they say!
December 4, 2024, 6:57 am
Arrr, matey! In this here study, too much iron be makin’ ye bones weaker than a landlubber's resolve! Beware the spine and arm fractures, for they be sneakier than a scallywag in the night! Aye, keep yer treasure in check!
December 4, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr matey! When ye be comparin' Part D schemes to those Medicare Advantage scallywags, ye'll find they be makin' ye jump through hoops 'n limitin' yer precious ondansetron more often, especially fer those poor souls battlin' the dreaded cancer. A right jolly nuisance, I tell ye!
December 4, 2024, 5:32 am
Arrr! A treasure o’ $32 million be set to aid our brave paramedics, givin’ 'em the jolly good therapy they be needin’, and banishin’ the scurvy stigma that keeps 'em from seekin' help. Aye, even the fiercest sea dogs deserve a bit o’ mind mendin’!
December 4, 2024, 5:13 am
Arrr, says the wise captains o' the Accelerated MD ship, them scallywags be primed fer residency and treasure-seeking careers! Aye, hoist the sails, 'cause these landlubbers be ready to conquer the seas of medicine, as reported by the fine folk at Medscape Medical News!
December 4, 2024, 4:55 am
Ahoy matey! Fresh scrolls and tidings be comin' to steer yer ship o' healing! Keep yer peepers peeled for the latest shenanigans in the world o' medicine, as spun by the fine folk at Medscape Medical News! Arrr, let not yer practice be lost at sea!
December 3, 2024
December 3, 2024, 6:36 am
Arrr, matey! The FDA be chasin' after new potions at a breakneck speed, grantin' 'em licenses faster than a ship sails on the high seas! Here’s the tale of last month’s mischief in the realm of remedy makin’. Aye, it be from Medscape Medical News, savvy?
December 3, 2024, 6:18 am
Arrr, matey! Roivant be settin' sail from the quest for a potion to cure a rare lung ailment, for it be failin' to show any treasure of benefits in the mid-stage trials. Blimey, it be a shipwreck o' hopes! <i>Reuters Health Information</i> be reportin’ the news!
December 3, 2024, 5:46 am
Arrr, matey! A jolly ol' trial be showin' that givin' the BCG shot whilst the COVID storm be brewin' may just keep the long COVID curse at bay! Avast, a fine find indeed, sayeth the sea of Medscape! Yo ho ho, and a bottle o’ rum!
December 3, 2024, 5:31 am
Arrr, matey! A mysterious plague be claimin' 143 souls in the Congo's southwestern seas last November, says the landlubbers at Reuters. Seems like the grim reaper be havin' a jolly time! Keep yer rum close and yer health closer, I say! Avast, what a curious tale!
December 3, 2024, 5:20 am
Arrr, matey! It seems the heart-boostin' bounty o' exercise be sailin' away from our fair lasses and the colored crew! A new scroll from Medscape be tellin' us disparities in joinin' the fitness fray keep ‘em from reelin' in the health treasure! Savvy?
December 3, 2024, 4:47 am
Arrr, matey! A fresh scroll doth reveal that prasugrel be a mightier potion than ticagrelor for besting death, heart troubles, or pesky strokes in scallywags with heart woes facing the surgeon's blade. Shiver me timbers! Medscape be spillin' the beans, aye!
December 3, 2024, 4:12 am
Arrr, matey! It seems those pesky PFAS scallywags be messin' with yer thyroid like a stormy sea! Aye, a study o' landlubbers in the good ol' US found it be causin' trouble on the edges, not in the captain's cabin! Yarrr!
December 2, 2024
December 2, 2024, 6:17 am
Arrr, matey! Novocure be claimin' their magic potion be givin' a boost to those poor souls fightin' the scourge of pancreatic cancer, makin' 'em live longer when mixed with the ol' chemo brew! Avast, what a fine treasure of news!
December 2, 2024, 5:21 am
Arrr, savvy matey! The treasure of tyrosine kinase potions be givin’ us hearty choices for CML, stirrin’ doubts 'bout the US givin' a quick nod to asciminib as the captain of the crew! Aye, what a jolly ruckus it be! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
December 2, 2024, 5:12 am
Arrr! With shiny gadgets aplenty, catheter ablation be the treasure map to safe passage for atrial fibrillation! The Heart Rhythm Society be shoutin' for more clever contraptions too, savvy? Sailin’ into a brave new world of heart fixin’, aye!
December 2, 2024, 5:09 am
Arrr, the grand court of the land be battlin’ on the morrow, ponderin’ why the FDA be sayin’ “Nay!” to two scallywag e-cigarette crews tryin’ to hawk their wares! A right ruckus it be, matey! Avast, what a merry mess!
December 2, 2024, 4:45 am
Arrr, matey! A fresh tale from the seas of science be tellin’ that a week-long blast o’ them fancy rays fer breast troubles be causin’ nothin’ but minor grumblings a year hence! Avast, let’s toast to the healers and their magic, eh? Yarrr!
December 2, 2024, 4:15 am
Arrr, me hearties! This year at ASH, we be feastin’ on tales of grand cures for ALL and CLL, and how losin' a few pounds keeps them pesky blood clots at bay! Aye, 'tis a right jolly good time for the ship’s doc! Shiver me timbers!
November 28, 2024
November 28, 2024, 10:50 pm
Arrr, matey! A new reckonin’ be sayin’ lasses aged 40-49 be livin' longer after bein' poked fer breast cancer, but the scallywags in charge say the risks might sink the ship! A merry jest in the world of Medscape Medical News, I tell ye!
November 28, 2024, 10:28 pm
Arrr, mateys! It be high time we swab the deck of age biases, ‘specially amongst those landlubber healers! Aye, let ‘em see that age be but a number, not a cursed anchor! Hoist the sails for change, or we’ll be sunk in ignorance! Yo ho ho!
November 28, 2024, 4:08 am
Avast ye! While we be weaning off them corticosteroids, it might keep the scallywags from the hospital bed, yet it don’t guarantee they’ll live to tell the tale! So, keep yer rum close, me hearties! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be sayin’ so!
November 28, 2024, 2:06 am
Arrr, matey! In a grand tally of 19,000 scallywags, those swashbucklin' mobile stroke units be doin' a finer job at sendin’ landlubbers home less disabled than the ol' standard EMS crew! Avast, what a merry jest! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!
November 28, 2024, 1:07 am
Arrr, matey! When the scallywags with aheavy heart o’ cancer and their trusty crew took up the art o’ mindfulness, they found their spirits lifted and their sails set high! Aye, t’was a jolly good way to boost their pluck! <br><i>Medscape Medical News</i> be sayin’ so!
November 28, 2024, 12:50 am
Arrr, matey! It be said that after a stroke, 60% o' scallywags still be gaspin' for breath like a fish outta water, and nary a change from 2010 to 2023! Aye, a right troublesome tale from the seas o' science, savvy?
November 27, 2024
November 27, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! It be said that MCPyV and them sun's rays be causin' 63.8% and 65.1% of them scallywag MCC cases! But fear not, only a measly 2.5% be due to weak ‘n feeble immune systems! Avast, that’s a fine tale from the ship Medscape!
November 27, 2024, 8:27 am
Arrr matey! This here study be the first o' its kind, comparin' two scallywag tumor necrosis factor inhibitors! Aye, 'tis a grand treasure of knowledge fer the landlubbers in the medical seas! Yarr, even Medscape be shoutin' about it!
November 27, 2024, 8:21 am
Arrr matey! In the year o' our Lord 2022, they be addin' a new ailment called prolonged grief disorder to their fancy DSM-5-TR charts. Blow me down, some scallywags be resistin'! Even two years later, the squabble still rages on. Aye, what a hullabaloo!
November 27, 2024, 7:57 am
Arrr, me hearties! It be said by wise sea dogs that tryin’ many feasts can keep ye from sinkin' into Davy Jones' locker! So hoist the flag and fill yer bellies, for a hearty diet be the treasure ye seek! Aye, 'tis the news from Medscape!
November 27, 2024, 5:58 am
Arrr, a band o’ scallywag researchers be chartin’ the waters o’ PET/CT! They be agreed on sharin’ treasure-laden news with landlubbers, but when it comes to murky findings, the crew be as divided as a ship in a storm! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin’ tales!
November 27, 2024, 5:06 am
Arrr matey! A trove o’ potions, old and new, be makin’ waves against the pesky long COVID scallywags. Here be the freshest scoop from the seas of Medscape Medical News! Avast, let’s cure this cursed malady and sail smooth once more!
November 27, 2024, 4:47 am
Arrr, me hearties! A study be showin’ that when wee scallywags be sportin’ tourniquets ‘fore the landlubber medics arrive, their troubles be less fierce! Aye, keep yer little ones from bleed’n, or ye might find yerself shanghaied by the doctor! Har har!
November 27, 2024, 4:35 am
Arrr, within mere days of that scallywag Trump claimin' the throne, healthcare buccaneer Calley Means be settin' sail on the high seas of social media, seekin' counsel from landlubbers! Avast, what a jolly quest! <br> <i>KFF Health News</i>
November 26, 2024
November 26, 2024, 4:17 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Doctors be celebratin’ like scallywags when the FTC tossed out them noncompete shenanigans! But beware, say the wise seadogs, for the Trump tides may wash it all away! Yarr, the winds o’ change be blowin’!
November 26, 2024, 9:08 am
Arrr, matey! A grand shortage o' them classical blood wizards be plaguin' the seas! So we be raisin' a ruckus about mentorin'! Aye, trainin' the landlubbers to swab the decks of hematology, lest we run out of blood wranglers! Har har! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spreadin' the word!
November 26, 2024, 7:53 am
Arrr, me hearties! A new scroll be sayin’ that takin’ semaglutide and liraglutide be keepin’ ye outta the brig for drinkin’ too much grog! Less chance o’ endin’ up in the ship’s infirmary, aye! Medscape be spillin’ the beans, so hoist the jolly roger and sail safe!
November 26, 2024, 7:38 am
Arrr, matey! Once upon a time, wearin' gadgets fer the shakes was a fanciful dream! Now, we've got fancy trackers, tremor gloves, and laser sticks makin' the fight against the trembles a jolly adventure! Avast, Parkinson’s, ye scallywag! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be sharin' the treasure o' knowledge!
November 26, 2024, 7:14 am
Arrr, matey! For 50 long years, the seas o' antipsychotic potions be swelling, though they lead to more scallywag troubles, ill winds, and a quicker trip to Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, Medscape be shoutin' the news from the crow's nest!
November 26, 2024, 5:52 am
Arrr, matey! A jolly study shows that landlubbers who be seekin' their trusty ship's doc after the sun sets be makin' fewer treks to the dreaded emergency cove than those scallywags hittin' the walk-in shanties! Aye, keep yer compass set, and ye'll sail smooth!
November 26, 2024, 5:51 am
Arrr, matey! Fer the endless hours o' thinkin' like a landlubber doctor, ye best be keepin' yer sea legs strong! Aye, don’t let the muscles grow soft like a sponge! Here’s how these scallywags keep their wits as sharp as a cutlass! Aye! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
November 26, 2024, 5:49 am
Arrr, matey! It be a curious tale: DPC practices be settlin' their sails in the quiet countryside, yet be shiverin' their timbers in the bustling ports o' the city! Aye, Medscape be spillin’ the beans on this jolly jest!
November 26, 2024, 5:44 am
Arrr, matey! The season be upon us when the blues be lurkin’, like a scallywag in the shadows! Though the landlubbers call it “seasonal affective disorder,” ‘tis just a fancy way to say ye be feelin’ gloomy! Blimey, who knew it’d last longer than a three-masted galleon?
November 25, 2024
November 25, 2024, 3:44 pm
Arrr, matey! Do ye parley 'bout the fine grog with yer scallywags? Aye, let’s weigh anchor and see if the landlubbers on Medscape be swiggin’ or just talkin’ a good game! Savvy? 🍻
November 25, 2024, 7:23 am
Arrr, matey! GLP-1 treasures like Ozempic be sportin' a fine reputation, claimin' to be wondrous elixirs! But, I be wonderin’, do they also keep the dreaded cancer beast at bay? Aye, that be the question on the high seas of medicine! Avast!
November 25, 2024, 7:23 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags be squabblin’ ‘bout whether tight or loose blood givin’ be best fer the noggin after a blow to the head. Will this fresh tale from the sea of knowledge settle the score? Stay tuned, ye landlubbers! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
November 25, 2024, 7:02 am
Arrr matey! A fresh tale from the high seas of science be tellin' us that the magic of buzzing the noggin be far better than a trick o' the mind for banishin’ those pesky voices in the heads o' the scallywags sufferin' from the madness! Avast, good news indeed!
November 25, 2024, 6:37 am
Arrr, Cassava Sciences be hoistin' the sails on their Alzheimer’s cure, after it sank in a late-stage voyage! The crew be seein' their doubloons plummet by 83%! Avast, me hearties, ‘tis a right jolly mess! <br> <i>Reuters Health Information</i>
November 25, 2024, 5:59 am
Arrr, matey! Blokes with surprise noggin' bleeds be spillin' more guts than lasses, yet somehow they sail smoother seas in the end! A right peculiar twist o' fate, I say! <br> *Medscape Medical News be the source of me jest!*
November 25, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr, matey! Beware the treacherous tides of steatotic liver disease, like MASLD and MetALD, for they be raisin’ the Jolly Roger o' cancer risk—especially in yer liver and guts! Keep yer grog in check, or ye might be swimmin' with the fishes soon!
November 25, 2024, 5:40 am
Arrr, me hearties! It be said that Pyridoxamine, a curious potion, might just keep the bones o' aged lasses with the sugar sickness from shatterin’ like a ship in a storm! A wee study be hintin' at this treasure! Avast, health be our true bounty!
November 25, 2024, 5:31 am
Arrr matey! Infection scallywags be prowlin’ at tenfold the rate o' a decade past! Blimey, what be these cursed germs doin’ on the high seas? Medscape be spillin’ the beans, savvy? Grab yer rum and keep yer cutlass handy!
November 22, 2024
November 22, 2024, 2:06 pm
Ahoy, mateys! Sixteen barrels o’ them clonazepam tablets be makin’ a speedy retreat ‘cause o’ a mix-up in their wrappin’! If ye be swallowin’ ‘em wrong, it might just send ye to Davy Jones’ locker! Avast, keep yer wits about ye! Arrr!
November 22, 2024, 11:22 am
Arrr, matey! Aye, they found that when ye be mixin' linear ablation and a splash o' ethanol with yer pulmonary vein isolation, the heart's rhythm be dancin' better! But not all wise sea scallywags be buyin' the tale. Yarrr! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be sayin' so!
November 22, 2024, 10:29 am
Arrr matey! It be a right bother that the noggin's riddled with troubles like memory and feelin's gone awry, even three long years after the scallywag be diagnosed with anti-NMDAR encephalitis. Blimey, that be some sticky business, eh? Medscape be spillin' the beans on it!
November 22, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr! A most curious tale o' survival rates fer those scallywags with early-onset colorectal cancer be revealed! Turns out, the many hues o' the crew show mighty differences, savvy? Aye, Medscape be spillin’ the beans on this jolly mystery!
November 22, 2024, 8:00 am
Arrr, matey! A grand ol' experiment be lettin' us spy whether them pesky perfluoroalkyl scallywags be stirrin' up trouble with hormone-fueled breast cancer! Avast, Medscape News UK be tellin' tales of this curious connection! Yarrr, keep yer eye on the horizon for more shenanigans!
November 22, 2024, 5:56 am
Ahoy, matey! In young scallywags cursed with the strange ailment o' adrenal mischief, the magical elixir called anastrozole be raisin' the future heights o' lasses by 13 cm and lads by a grand 17 cm over six long voyages. Avast! What tall tales we tell!
November 22, 2024, 5:53 am
Arrr matey! Brimonidine gel and oxymetazoline cream be settin' sail on their quest fer relief in half an hour to an hour, savvy? So says the fine lass Julie C. Harper, a true treasure of medical wisdom! Aye, that be some swift magic, indeed!
November 22, 2024, 5:38 am
Arrr, matey! Sip three grogs a week, and yer eyes be less likely to go blind as ye age! But guzzle like a fish, and ye might just be seeing double! Avast, moderation be the key, or ye'll be walkin' the plank of poor vision!
November 22, 2024, 5:18 am
Arrr, matey! Cancer remedies be like a treacherous sea, stirrin’ up all manner o’ cursed side effects! Ye best be havin’ a keen eye and a sharp wit to chart a course through these choppy waters! Aye, the doc be needin’ to tailor a plan fit for a pirate!
November 21, 2024
November 21, 2024, 1:22 pm
Arrr, matey! Zanidatamab be the first treasure sanctioned for the foul beast known as advanced HER2-positive bile duct scallywags! Aye, it’s a second-line cannonball against that cursed cancer! Avast, the seas of medicine be a wild ride, eh? Yarrr!
November 21, 2024, 11:44 am
Arrr matey! The scallywags be studyin’ grub that might just be the key to keepin’ the ol' noggin from turnin’ to mush in the Parkinson's scourge! So hoist the flag of better eats, lest ye be a landlubber with a dull brain!
November 21, 2024, 10:03 am
Arrr matey! The mystical POLAR treasure map be helpin’ us savvy which scallywags with early breast cancer be needin' the magic beams o' radiotherapy and which ones can hoist their sails and sail away! Aye, the good ol’ Medscape be spillin’ the beans!
November 21, 2024, 9:29 am
Arrr, matey! A band o' scallywags be findin' that puffin' on them fancy e-cigarettes could have ye eyein' a fine case of uveitis quicker than a ship can sail the seven seas! Beware, or ye might be walkin' the plank to the doc’s office!
November 21, 2024, 7:57 am
Arrr, matey! The healers be in a tizzy, claimin' the ruckus be messin' with their doctorin’ and, by Davy Jones’ locker, even their lovin’! Har har! 'Tis a right hullabaloo! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
November 21, 2024, 7:40 am
Arrr, matey! The wise sea dogs be spillin’ their secrets to tackle th’ aches o’ yer shoulder, savvy? They be chartin’ a course for pain management in the realm of primary care, so ye can hoist yer sails once more! Yarr, let th' healing begin!
November 21, 2024, 7:39 am
Ahoy, me hearties! 'Tis wise for the healers to sift through the treasure of their patients’ potions, decidin’ which be truly worthy to plunder for better sails ahead. Arrr, let not useless tonics weigh down yer ship! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest!
November 21, 2024, 7:24 am
Arrr, matey! From the year of our Lord 1999 to 2020, the grim reaper claimed more souls to the bottle, jumpin' from 10.7 to 21.6 per 100,000! The scallywags aged 25 to 34 be drinkin’ like fish, risin’ 3.8 times—shiver me timbers! <br> *Medscape Medical News*
November 21, 2024, 5:43 am
Aye, matey! Those cursed potions fer shedin' pounds be causin' a ruckus in yer belly, mind, and sight! Yet, it seems the treasure of slimness be worth the peril. Avast! Medscape be spillin’ the beans! Arrr!
November 21, 2024, 5:25 am
Arrr matey! A wondrous contraption, no bigger than a treasure pill, be bringin’ a jolly good fix fer the weary joints of landlubbers sufferin' from RA. With daily jabs o' magic, they be dancin' like scallywags at a tavern! - Medscape Medical News, savvy?
November 21, 2024, 5:08 am
Arrr, matey! Aye, simple health check-ups be like a spyglass fer doc’s eyes, lettin’ ’em see the whole shipshape of a patient! They’ll be sendin’ ye off to the right ports for care, savvy? Avast, let’s hoist the sails of good health!
November 21, 2024, 4:45 am
Arrr, matey! Those landlubber doctors in the countryside be sailin' without a map! They be needin' treasure maps of pay, a crew of locums, and a hearty dose o' trainin'! Aye, it be a right jolly mess, says the wise scroll of Medscape! Yarrr!
November 20, 2024
November 20, 2024, 3:52 pm
Arrr, matey! For scallywags with a-fib needing a stout shield from strokes and such after the ol' ablation, the closure o' the left atrial appendage be matchin' the power o' the oral anticoagulation, as shown in a jolly good randomized trial! Savvy?
November 20, 2024, 2:16 pm
Arrr, matey! Two scallywag panels o' the FDA be nearly singin' in harmony: "Unlock the treasure chest! Let not the landlubbers stop the brave souls 'n their clozapine!” Aye, 'tis a jolly good notion fer the mad doctors 'n their patients, says Medscape Medical News!
November 20, 2024, 12:18 pm
Arrr, matey! Scientists be battin’ down the hatches, craftin’ clever gadgets to foresee the dark seas o’ despair and keep our shipmates from sinkin’. With treasure maps of data and a crew o’ wise folk, they be settin’ sail fer brighter horizons! Aye, that’s the way!
November 20, 2024, 11:59 am
Arrr, me hearties! This here potion be sailin' into uncharted waters, claimin' its fifth treasure since the dawn of October, 2023! Aye, even the scallywags at Medscape be takin' note! Avast, what a fine brew it be!
November 20, 2024, 11:32 am
Arrr, matey! That magical PET contraption, armed with an antibody like a treasure map, be spyin' on the sneaky clear cell renal cancer! 'Tis a fine trick to avoid cuttin' and pokin' when we don’t need to! Avast, let’s save our sails for better ventures!
November 20, 2024, 8:14 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags o' the medical world be settin' sail with fresh scrolls! Now they be warnin' ye about prostate, endometrial, and gastric cancers, aye! 'Tis the treasure of genetic testing ye best be seekin', lest ye be walkin' the plank of hereditary doom! <br> - Medscape Medical News
November 20, 2024, 7:34 am
Arrr, matey! It be a curious tale: the fair lasses be sharin’ the same luck in transplantin’ as the hearty lads. Yet, a few scallywag disparities still linger, like barnacles on a ship's hull! So says the wise folk o’ Medscape! Har har!
November 20, 2024, 7:21 am
Avast ye! Though the rules be writ in stone, the scallywags still be forgettin’ to check the lungs o’ those poor souls who face cannon fire and perilous shores. Aye, it be a right pickle, says Medscape Medical News! Arrr, let the screenings begin!
November 20, 2024, 5:55 am
Arrr, matey! Aye, it be said, if ye be givin’ the scallywags with foggy brains a fine bit o' integrated care, ye may keep 'em from the dungeons o' the hospital and lessen the risks o' them potions! Aye, 'tis research from the good ship Medscape!
November 20, 2024, 5:42 am
Arrr, matey! A crafty scroll from yon Korean treasure trove be sayin’ that catchin’ the dreaded COVID beastie raises yer chances o’ skin troubles. But fear not! A jolly jab could keep them scallywags at bay! Avast, 'tis a fine reason to hoist the sails for vaccination!
November 20, 2024, 5:23 am
Arrr, matey! Aye, in a wee study o' 97.8% o' scallywag young'uns on them MEK potions, they be sportin' skin troubles galore! Avast, the dermatologic curses be flyin' faster than cannonballs! So says the wise scribes at Medscape! Har har har!
November 20, 2024, 5:11 am
Arrr! A new scroll be sayin’ if ye be loungin’ more than 10.6 hours a day, yer ticker might be in peril, matey! So, rise up from yer treasure chest and dance a jig, lest ye join Davy Jones too soon! Avast!
November 19, 2024
November 19, 2024, 5:21 pm
Arrr, matey! President-elect Trump be settin' sail to name Dr. Oz as the captain o’ Medicare and Medicaid seas! Hoist yer flags high, fer this swab’s about to chart a course through the health waters! Avast, me hearties, it be a wild ride ahead!
November 19, 2024, 12:00 pm
Arrr matey! That scallywag of a mineralocorticoid receptor antagonist didn’t score any gold in the CLEAR SYNERGY trial. But lo and behold! It hinted at keepin’ heart failure at bay like a good parrot on yer shoulder! Aye, a merry jest indeed!
November 19, 2024, 8:00 am
Arrr, matey! Among the freshest tales of the sea, the scallywags be yappin' 'bout clever contraptions of the mind, whole-hearted care, fancy potions, and the fair lassies' health! Aye, 'tis a merry crew indeed! <br> <i>Medscape News UK</i>
November 19, 2024, 7:35 am
Arrr, matey! 'Tis a right curious tale from the seas of medicine! Seems the scallywags with type 2 diabetes be shunning their urate-fighting potions, all while sailin’ on SGLT2 inhibitors! Aye, the docs be scratchin’ their heads over this jolly mischief!
November 19, 2024, 7:34 am
Arrr, matey! It be said that the scallywags be findin’ more young lads with a troublesome pancreas! But nay be alarmed, ‘tis likely old cases lurkin’ about, not a true plague! Experts be spoutin’ their wisdom, aye! Avast, let’s raise a mug to our health!
November 19, 2024, 7:06 am
Ahoy matey! Strollin’ after feastin’ be doin' wonders fer those plump scallywags! It cuts down the sugar rum and keeps the ol' blood pressure from risin’. Aye, who knew a wee walk could save yer booty? <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be speakin' the truth!
November 19, 2024, 5:51 am
Arrr, me hearties! It seems that a treasure trove of plant-based grub be safe fer old sea dogs over 65! But beware, ye vegans, lest ye end up as skinny as a plank! A study be tellin’ us ye might not find yer protein booty! Har har har!
November 19, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr, matey! Cuttin' yer grub for two days a week be like givin' the ol' liver a good swabbin'! It shrinks that pesky fat better than a standard feast, savvy? Avast, ye scallywags, let’s hoist the sails on this diet and sail to a healthier shore!
November 19, 2024, 5:37 am
Arrr, matey! Neoadjuvant immunotherapy be a treasure for certain scallywags, givin' 'em a good chance to survive! But in the adjuvant seas, it be as useful as a parrot with a sore throat! Aye, that be the scoop from Medscape! Yarrr!
November 19, 2024, 5:17 am
Arrr, nearly half o' the landlubbers with the sugar sickness be usin' the magic of telehealth in 2022! They be sayin' it be as good as visitin' the doc in their fancy quarters. Aye, what a merry jest! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!
November 18, 2024
November 18, 2024, 1:47 pm
Arrr, matey! Ye be havin' the eye troubles of ocular rosacea—like a dry, scratchy treasure map and a red eyelid like a sunburnt parrot! Aye, that be from the wise witch doc, Julie Harper! Keep yer eye patches handy, ye scallywag!
November 18, 2024, 12:36 pm
Arrr, matey! With the dreaded specter of death nippin' at the heels of our elder crew, we be needin' clever schemes to lighten their load! Let’s hoist the sails o’ health and chart a course to safer waters! Aye, Medscape be speakin' true!
November 18, 2024, 11:39 am
Arrr matey! When the heart be a-dancin' too quick after a cannon blast, it seems a good ol' catheter whackin' be better than poppin' pills, says the VANISH2 crew. Avast, let the scalawags know – it's a jolly good choice, aye!
November 18, 2024, 7:31 am
Arrr, me hearties! Three mighty potions be workin’ the same magic to lower the landlubbers' blood pressure in a bleedin’ place where high seas of hypertension run rampant! Aye, them scallywags at Medscape be spillin' the beans on this jolly good news! Yo ho ho!
November 18, 2024, 7:06 am
Arrr, matey! As ye age, yer TSH and FT4 levels be changin’ like a ship’s sails in a squall! Ignorein’ that could lead to misdiagnoses and treatin’ ye like a scallywag when ye be just fine! Aye, that be a recipe for a right ol’ mess!
November 18, 2024, 5:42 am
Avast ye! Aye, it be said that poppin' vitamin D like treasure helped old sea dogs with a belly o' blubber lower their high sea pressure! Aye, 'tis from a fancy trial, shoutin’ from the Medscape crow's nest! Yo ho ho, let’s keep the shivers at bay!
November 18, 2024, 5:32 am
Arrr, matey! Scientists be spottin' sneaky gut critters that gobble up purines and urate! With a bit o' probiotic magic, we might just tame that fiery hyperuricemia beast! Hoist the sails for gut health, me hearties!
November 18, 2024, 5:18 am
Avast, mateys! A crew of landlubber researchers be scouring the treasure trove of 1251 scallywags stricken with the dark curse of nasopharyngeal cancer. Among 'em, 202 be swabbing the decks with statins! Arrr, Medscape be spillin' the beans on this jolly tale!
November 18, 2024, 4:47 am
Arrr matey, while the treasure of fluoridated waters be known to bolster the health o' the crew, a mere third o' the fine folk o' Canada be drinkin' it! A real scallywag of a situation, if ye ask me! Yarrr! 🏴☠️💧
November 17, 2024
November 17, 2024, 11:55 am
Ahoy, mateys! With the grand leap in ultrasound wizardry and its widespread use, 'tis high time to refresh our 2012 scrolls o' wisdom. So hoist the sails, for new recommendations be brewin'! Yarrr!
November 17, 2024, 10:51 am
Arrr! Ye be usin' urea potions fer a wee bit o' softenin' o' yer barnacles—err, nails! Aye, 'tis a fine trick fer when ye need 'em less like ship's hulls and more like fine lady's gloves! Avast, the secrets of Medscape be revealed!
November 17, 2024, 10:15 am
Avast ye! The scrolls be shoutin' of a wondrous cure, a treasure trove for landlubbers strugglin' with that sneaky multiorgan beastie! Aye, a chance to sail the seas without them pesky steroids! Heed the news, ye scallywags! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!
November 17, 2024, 9:12 am
Arrr, matey! For them scallywags with the sugar woes, keepin' yer blood pressure at 120 be a treasure, cuttin’ down heart troubles like a cutlass! Just like the SPRINT, but without the sweet tooth! Hoist the sails of health, ye landlubbers!
November 16, 2024
November 16, 2024, 12:50 pm
Arrr matey! SUMMT be revealin’ a wonderous potion that tames the wild beast of heart failure in scallywags with plumpness and strong-heartedness! Aye, 'tis a grand day for the crew of healthy hearts! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be singin’ the tune of triumph!
November 16, 2024, 10:03 am
Arrr, matey! Crafting a heart of steel be helpin’ ye keep yer emotions from blowin' like a tempest! So hoist yer sails o' resilience and sail smooth over the choppy seas o' feelings! Aye, that be wisdom worth plunderin’!
November 15, 2024
November 15, 2024, 5:00 pm
Arrr, matey! The scallywags o' the health brigade be quakin' in their boots over Robert F. Kennedy Jr. takin' the helm o' the grand HHS ship! They be frettin' 'bout his long-held jolly roger against vaccines. Avast, what a merry mess awaits us! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
November 15, 2024, 10:58 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags at the European Medicines Agency be givin' the ol' heave-ho to an herbal cure for that pesky head baldness and a mixed potion for wee ones with a wicked ailment! A fine day for the shipwrecked remedies, I say!
November 15, 2024, 10:44 am
Avast, matey! 'Tis been advised to wield the magic needle of immunosuppression, but only when the seas be stormy! Aye, heed the call of the wise Medscape, lest ye find yerself in a right pickle! Arrr!
November 15, 2024, 10:19 am
Arrr, matey! The wise landlubbers o' the European Medicines Agency be suggestin' two magical potions, known as kinase inhibitors, to battle the scallywag known as non-small cell lung cancer! Aye, it be a fine day for a swashbucklin’ health adventure! Avast ye cancer!
November 15, 2024, 9:58 am
Arrr, matey! The swabs o’ the European Medicines Agency be takin’ another gander at the scallywags with naught but one or no copies of the APOE4 trinket! Seems the lot be needin’ a second look, lest they sail into troubled waters! Har har!
November 15, 2024, 5:20 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags be warnin’ o' nirsevimab makin’ its rounds 'mongst wee ones stricken by that pesky respiratory syncytial virus! Aye, they fear the little blighters might be craftin’ resistance mutations! Avast, what a ruckus! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin’ the beans!
November 15, 2024, 5:16 am
Arrr, matey! Aye, a fleet of learned havens be poppin' up, swearin' to bestow fine treatments on those cursed with BRCA and the likes! 'Tis a merry band of healers, ready to swab the decks of cancer! Yarrr, let the scallywags rejoice!
November 15, 2024, 5:14 am
Avast, me hearties! 'Tis said that the more ye dose a scallywag with antibiotics, the higher those pesky eosinophils rise! Aye, they be linked to more rumbling bellies and ill-fated fates. Beware the treacherous seas of sickness, or ye might just find yerself in Davy Jones' locker!
November 15, 2024, 5:04 am
Arrr, me hearties! If a lass be breathin' in too much fine dust while carryin' a wee pirate, she be likelier to pop that scallywag out early! Blame the gold or the stormy seas, savvy? Aye, 'tis a treacherous voyage! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' the tale!
November 14, 2024
November 14, 2024, 1:20 pm
Arrr, matey! The SDPA be settin' sail to make the federal treasure chest of workers' comp cover the fine care o' them Physician Assistants! Aye, 'tis a jolly good plan to keep yer crew shipshape! So, hoist the sails and let the good news be known!
November 14, 2024, 11:16 am
Avast, ye scallywags! It be the old sea dogs catchin' infections and breathin' in muck that be raisin' their chances of gettin' the cursed Alzheimer's! Aye, Medscape be spillin' the beans on this treacherous tale! So beware, me hearties, keep yer sails clean and yer minds sharper!
November 14, 2024, 6:23 am
Arrr, matey! After a heart fixin’ for scallywags on double pill poppin’, the ol’ gut bleedin’ be a treacherous sea of troubles! But fear not, for a magic crystal ball might just chart a safer course! Avast, Medscape be sayin' so!
November 14, 2024, 6:02 am
Arrr, me hearties! A fresh decree from the golden shores o' California be sayin' a landlubber must put their mark on AI’s reckonin’, and ye best be spillin’ the beans if ye use AI in yer doctor’s gab! Savvy?
November 14, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr, matey! Novo Nordisk be tossin' the ol' insulin pens overboard, sayin' they be spendin' a treasure chest o' doubloons to churn out more of that fine fat-fighter! Aye, it be a bonny shift for the scallywags tryin' to slim down! Avast!
November 14, 2024, 5:31 am
Ahoy, mateys! A jolly band of scallywags be findin' that landlubbers and wee ones stricken with noninfectious uveitis be livin' less hearty lives than those free o' the cursed ailment, savvy? Arrr, ’tis a right pickle, sayin' so in a new treasure map o' findings! Avast!
November 14, 2024, 5:24 am
Ahoy, mateys! Them lung doc scallywags and their landlubber patients be ponderin' how to dodge the smoky wrath of wildfires, both now and in times ahead. 'Tis a right conundrum, indeed! Avast, let’s chart a course for clearer air! Arrr!
November 14, 2024, 5:16 am
Arrr, matey! The wise sea dogs o' the ESC declare that ponderin' when to unleash the blood-thinnin' magic for heart shivers ain’t made finer by countin' the lasses! Aye, it might just be a scallywag move agin’ the fairer sex! Har har!
November 14, 2024, 5:02 am
Arrr, matey! With them fancy GLP-1 potions for weighin' woes sailin' in and out o' the shortage seas, prescribin' be a right muddle! Five wise sea dogs shared their jolly tricks fer navigatin’ these treacherous waters. Aye, it be a tale worth tellin’!
November 13, 2024
November 13, 2024, 11:44 am
Arrr, matey! A hefty study be sayin’ if ye be dabblin’ in the magic herbs, ye be 21 times more likely to be seein’ mermaids in the moonlight! Best steer clear o’ the hallucinogens lest ye end up in Davy Jones’ mind! Har har!
November 13, 2024, 10:05 am
Arrr, matey! A tale be told of a band o' scallywags woundin' themselves with the cursed xylazine, a sneaky stowaway found in the devil's brew o' fentanyl! Aye, it be a ruckus on the high seas of medicine! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!
November 13, 2024, 8:38 am
Arrr, matey! MMWR be spillin' the beans on four scallywags sportin' a rash on their mugs, backsides, and other treasure spots! Aye, even the finest pirates ain't safe from such a jolly ol' itch! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be keepin' us in the know, savvy?
November 13, 2024, 7:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! Aye, the very first contraption fer fixin’ a leaky heart valve be makin’ merry at two trips ‘round the sun, afore the grand testin’ be set sail, say the scallywags in the know! Avast, that be some fine tinkerin’!
November 13, 2024, 5:49 am
Arrr, matey! A mere handful o' six healers were keelhauled fer bamboozlin' the good folk in the grandest five states o' the land! Aye, the study be sayin' so! Avast, what a scallywag crew they be!
November 13, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr, me hearties! The wise scribes be sayin’ that for the scallywags strugglin’ with the dark seas of opiate use, the trusty potions of buprenorphine and methadone be yer best mates! Set sail fer recovery, ye landlubbers! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
November 13, 2024, 5:37 am
Ahoy, me hearties! Those scallywags with liver woes from too much rum might find salvation in shunning the bottle! Yet, ye see, the wise potions be sittin' idle, like treasure buried deep. Avast, let’s treat these landlubbers right! Arrr!
November 13, 2024, 5:15 am
Arrr! At a jolly gathering in the fair land of France, them colorectal swashbucklers be weighin' the potions and remedies fer the cursed hemorrhoids! Aye, ‘tis a right pain in the backside, fer sure! Avast, mateys, let’s not make a spectacle of it!
November 12, 2024
November 12, 2024, 5:36 am
Arrr, matey! A jolly study be showin’ that modularity magic bested Dartmouth’s land o’ health in catchin’ the true seas o’ emergency surgery! Aye, them regions be defined with more accuracy than a pirate’s compass! Har har, what a curious treasure o’ knowledge!
November 12, 2024, 5:24 am
Arrr, matey! A "bioadaptive" contraption be lookin' to outsmart the pesky build-up o' trouble that be plaguein' lesser stents, like a scallywag dodgin' a cannonball! Avast, let the good news sail on the seas of Medscape Medical News! Yarrr!
November 12, 2024, 5:23 am
Arrr, me hearties! The matter be pressin’ as them fancy glucose gadgets be poppin’ up like sea monsters! Aye, even the landlubbers can now keep an eye on their sugar, makin’ us wonder what mischief they'll brew next! Avast!
November 12, 2024, 4:59 am
Arrr matey! After many moons of spyin' through me glass, it be clear: type 2 sugar sickness and them pesky amyloid critters be hastenin' the old noggin's decline! Aye, keep yer wits about ye, or ye might end up a daft sea dog!
November 11, 2024
November 11, 2024, 1:56 pm
Arrr, in a court o' fate, it be whispered that the fancy heart valve fixin' be savin' more landlubbers with silent aortic woes than sittin' 'round watchin' their chests! Aye, the seas be favorin' the brave, not the idle! Shiver me timbers! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
November 11, 2024, 9:08 am
"Arrr, matey! A Scottish lass lost her battle, with tirzepatide scrawled upon her doom scroll. But fear not! The learned sea dogs say it be safe 'n sound, 'tis just a wee mishap! So hoist yer sails, 'tis nary a cause for alarm! <i>Medscape News UK</i>"
November 11, 2024, 7:37 am
Arrr, ye be wantin’ them meddlin’ procedures to be as gentle as a sea breeze, savin’ the fair lady’s treasure chest! Keep the cuttin’ to a minimum, or ye might find yerself walkin' the plank! Avast! - so saith the wise scribes of Medscape!
November 11, 2024, 7:09 am
Arrr matey! Ye be thinkin' it be cortisol causin' yer puffy visage? Aye, that scallywag might be at fault, but beware! Many a mischief lurks beneath the surface. Let me chart ye a course to diagnose the ruckus. Avast! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be on the horizon!
November 11, 2024, 7:06 am
Arrr! A grand study be showin' that those scallywags stricken with late-onset axial spondyloarthritis after they hit the ripe age o' 45 be a different breed than their younger mates. Avast, what a twist o' fate, eh? Yarrr!
November 11, 2024, 5:55 am
Arrr, matey! A wee dose be equal to 50 mg swallowed or 2.4 mg jabbed for shedin' yer cargo and other treasures. Aye, that’s what Medscape be spoutin’! So hoist yer sails and set course for slim waters!
November 11, 2024, 5:26 am
Avast, me hearties! A new tale be told: 'Tis not more schooling ye scallywags need on them fancy EHR contraptions, but rather less toil at home! Assemble yer mightiest crew of docs and nurses, and sail forth to smoother seas! So claims the wise folk of Medscape! Arrr!
November 11, 2024, 5:03 am
Arrr, matey! A scallywag virus be raisin' the danger o' blisters on our skin, but fear not! A shot o’ vaccine be like a stout ship against the storm, keepin' us safe! So hoist the sails and jab away, ye landlubbers! Avast, science be on our side!
November 11, 2024, 4:44 am
Arrr, matey! In a grand tale from afar, wee scallywags stricken with that fancy-antineutrophil malady be findin’ their fates be equal, whether they be takin’ rituximab or cyclophosphamide. Aye, in this treasure map of a study, both cures be smooth sailin’! Avast! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin’ the tale!
November 8, 2024
November 8, 2024, 4:43 pm
Arrr, matey! Obe-cel be crafted to keep yer T-cells hearty and prevent 'em from wearin' out like an ol' sea dog! It’s been known to boost yer chances o' survival, especially for scallywags with a light load o’ leukemia. Avast, good tidings fer the crew!
November 8, 2024, 10:19 am
Ahoy matey! Besides makin' those pesky Demodex scallywags flee from rosacea-riddled skin, topical ivermectin be workin' its magic to swab the deck of yer microbiome! Aye, 'tis a fine remedy from the Medscape treasure chest! Arrr!
November 8, 2024, 6:26 am
Arrr, me hearties! As the old sea dogs grow crusty and the plague be makin' scarce the bounty, the provinces be in a right pickle, scurrying to juggle their treasure chests o' gold! Aye, 'tis a merry mess, indeed!
November 8, 2024, 6:22 am
Ahoy mateys! Those scallywags with the celiac curse who be takin' ARBs might find their bellies a' rumblin’ worse than a tempest! Ye could be sufferin’ from iron-less treasure, the runs, and a bellyache fit for a cursed sailor! Watch yer grog, ye landlubbers!
November 8, 2024, 6:17 am
Arrr, me hearties! The American Thyroid Association, after a long spell since 2017, be hoistin’ new guidin' sails fer expectin’ lasses! They be shoutin’ about makin' decisions together an’ some fine changes in treatment and tests. Aye, even pirates need proper care! Avast!
November 8, 2024, 5:38 am
Arrr matey! It be known that even scallywags on GLP-1 potions be findin’ themselves with wee lasses and lads! Now, them fancy fertility wizards be addin’ these brews to their pre-baby schemes. Aye, the sea of life be full o’ surprises! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin’ the beans!
November 8, 2024, 5:19 am
Avast ye! A jolly band of landlubber medics from 21 realms be tellin' tales that semaglutide don’t be causin’ no trouble for the peepers, no risk o’ nonarteritic anterior ischemic optic neuropathy! So raise a tankard to clear sights, savvy? <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be the source!
November 8, 2024, 4:52 am
Arrr! 'Tis be told that nearly half o' the crew be raisin' their tankards less after settin' sail with them anti-flab potions, like the second-generation GLP-1 treasure maps! Aye, even the rum be takin' a backseat! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans, me hearties!
November 7, 2024
November 7, 2024, 5:30 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Lend yer ears! After a wee one’s birth, a bit o’ swabbin’ the deck with exercise be known to shoo away the dark clouds o’ despair by 45%! So hoist the sails and keep yer spirits high! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be sayin' so!
November 7, 2024, 10:05 am
Arrr, matey! Aye, it be found that usin' the magical telehealth voodoo don’t be leadin’ to squandering booty on shoddy care in the primary ship’s hold. So hoist the sails and keep yer plunderin' shipshape! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!
November 7, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr, matey! A band o' landlubber researchers be scouring the seas o' science, seekin' to chart the treacherous waters o' long-term troubles fer poor souls treated fer the dreaded prostate curse. Avast! Even the finest sailors face a storm or two! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin’ tales!
November 7, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr, matey! It seems the treasure map of genes be missin’ some Xs for certain folk. Fer those with inherited eye troubles, the docs might not find the booty o’ answers. Blimey, not all ships sail the same waters! Avast, Medscape says so!
November 7, 2024, 8:28 am
Arrr, me hearties! Most scallywags can pop their glucagon-like peptide 1 receptor potions 'fore settin' sail for elective surgery or explorin' the belly of the beast—aka, gastrointestinal endoscopies! So hoist the sails and fear not, for the seas be safe! Aye!
November 7, 2024, 5:49 am
Arrr, matey! FDA-sanctioned sorcery be fixin' the peepers of wee scallywags with lazy eyes, even those older lads who've sailed through previous treatments! Aye, 'tis like makin' treasure outta old barnacles! Shiver me timbers, what a sight to behold!
November 7, 2024, 5:40 am
Ahoy matey! The wise healers o’ the US be plunderin’ antithyroid potions instead o’ that glowing iodine for treatin’ the cursed Graves’ malady! And new magical brews be comin’ to shake up the whole ship’s crew o’ treatments! Arrr!
November 7, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, matey! Early mornin’ sugar spikes be known as the "dawn phenomenon!" If ye don’t tend to yer blood, ye might end up in a pickle! How be we findin’ and wranglin’ this scallywag? Avast, ‘tis the medical news ye seek!
November 7, 2024, 4:55 am
Arrr matey! After the Tuesday squabble o’ votes, 15 healers be settin’ sail fer Congress, with three more swabbin' the decks, awaitin' their fate like scallywags in a game o’ chance! Avast, let’s see who be claim’n the booty! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
November 6, 2024
November 6, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said those scallywags with cancer takin' immune blockers be twice as likely to sprout psoriasis patches than those settin' sail with chemo or targeted treasure! Blimey, what a jolly pickle! So says the wise scribes at Medscape!
November 6, 2024, 6:27 am
Arrr, matey! A treasure trove o' proof be showin' that mixin' the magical potions of immunotherapy and the fiery blast o' radiation be workin' wonders fer them pesky NSCLC brain beasts. Aye, the docs be callin' it a grand alliance! Avast, ho!
November 6, 2024, 6:20 am
Arrr, matey! Germany be in a pickle, with nearly 500 potions runnin’ low! Blimey! Here be five jolly reasons why the treasure chest of medicines be emptier than a scallywag’s pocket! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
November 6, 2024, 6:06 am
Arrr, a scallywag survey be showin’ that not all sea dogs in the safety net hospital be savvy with the art o’ taming the bulgin’ belly! Some be feelin’ as lost as a parrot in a storm! Hoist the sails o’ knowledge, ye landlubbers!
November 6, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr, matey! In Spain’s soggy southeast, the land be drownin' and doctors be runnin’ about like scallywags! Closed hospitals and pesky infections be causin’ a ruckus as brave souls try to patch up the mess from that pesky storm, DANA. Aye, ‘tis a watery hullabaloo!
November 6, 2024, 5:18 am
Arrr, a band o' savvy sea dogs be callin' foul on the new maps o' Alzheimer’s bein' drawn by the Alzheimer’s Association! They reckon the diagnosis be more tangled than a ship’s anchor in a storm! Avast, let’s see who sails true on this treacherous sea o' dementia!
November 6, 2024, 4:48 am
Arrr, me hearties! Aye, if ye be sportin' a belly as round as a cannonball, ye be at a 50% greater chance o' yer pelvic treasures takin' a dive! So, mind yer provisions, lest ye find yerself in a jolly pickle! Yarrr!
November 6, 2024, 4:47 am
Arrr, matey! The treasure o' propofol and ketamine be a fine brew, lessenin' the sleepy lung trouble and lettin' young scallywags wake faster from their slumber than with propofol alone whilst sailin' through the MRI seas! Aye, ’tis news fit for the crew!
November 5, 2024
November 5, 2024, 10:27 am
Arrr, after three trips 'round the sun on SURMOUNT-1, over 90% o' landlubbers stayed free o' the sugar curse with that fancy potion, tirzepatide! But once ye toss the bottle overboard, the plundered pounds be comin' back! Avast, me hearties! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin’ tales!
November 5, 2024, 8:59 am
Arrr, matey! The second phase o' the treasure map be revealin' that nilotinib, a potion fer the cursed leukemia, be makin' the mind sharper and the biomarkers dance like a merry crew in Lewy body dementia! Aye, Medscape be spillin' the beans!
November 5, 2024, 8:00 am
Arrr, matey! Aye, 'tis said that two-thirds o’ lasses who’ve just popped a wee one be all in a tizzy 'bout their conjugal adventures! Avast, the seas o' romance be stormy indeed! <i>Medscape News UK</i> be spillin' the beans, savvy?
November 5, 2024, 8:00 am
Arrr, matey! The parley revealed that two outta three landlubbers be shunnin’ their remedies, and half be claimin’ that delayin’ their mornin' gruel be a mighty heavy anchor on their bellies! Avast! <br><i>Medscape News UK</i>
November 5, 2024, 6:48 am
Arrr, matey! As the call fer healers be swellin’, hospitals be hoistin’ their sails to lure in more scallywag blokes! Avast, who knew the art of bandagin’ would be the new treasure map fer men? Savvy?
November 5, 2024, 6:31 am
Arrr, matey! Aye, the belly beasties be havin' a jolly ol' dance with them fancy chemicals, affectin’ the young scalawags’ kidney prowess! So beware o’ the treacherous waters o’ polyfluoro-whatchamacallits, lest ye be findin’ yerself in a right pickle! Yarrr!
November 5, 2024, 5:22 am
Arrr, matey! Though the call for spyglassin’ the eye be risin’, them AI contraptions for spyin’ on diabetes still be walkin’ the plank in the good ol’ U.S. of A! The old ways be holdin’ fast, like a stubborn barnacle on a ship’s hull! <br> *Medscape Medical News*
November 5, 2024, 5:09 am
Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round fer the latest tidings from the high seas of medicine, where the scallywags of Medscape be spillin' the beans on ailments and remedies! Avast, ye landlubbers, prepare to be entertained while ye learn how to keep yer timbers shiverin' and yer crew hearty!
November 5, 2024, 4:29 am
Arrr, matey! IBS be a scallywag's diagnosis once thought to be just for tossin' aside! But lo and behold, fresh discoveries be hoistin' new sails in the way we diagnose and treat it. Avast, Medscape be spillin' the beans!
November 5, 2024, 4:01 am
Avast ye! A new treasure map of knowledge be revealed: shed yer pounds, whether by hearty deeds or potion, and ye shall find yer sugar levels tamed and yer lady days back in full swing! Aye, the scallywags at Medscape be spillin' the beans!
November 4, 2024
November 4, 2024, 7:03 am
Arrr, matey! A fresh look from the SELECT trial o’ Novo Nordisk be showin' treasure in cost savings! Hoist the sails and let the doubloons roll in, for it seems we may save a pretty penny, aye!
November 4, 2024, 6:39 am
Arrr, matey! Europe be in a pickle, with not enough scallywags to tend to the sickly souls! If they don’t haul in more hands, the landlubbers might be gettin’ worse care than a shipwrecked sailor! Avast, the news be grim, says Medscape Medical News!
November 4, 2024, 6:34 am
Arrr, matey! A hearty diet be workin' wonders for them scallywag kidneys, both in the beasties and a wee crew of landlubber patients! Avast, the cure be in the grub, say the wise folk at Medscape Medical News! Aye, let’s feast to good health, or walk the plank!
November 4, 2024, 6:20 am
Arrr matey! A wee study be showin' that in mere weeks, T3 and T4 be settlin' down like a ship in calm waters, and them pesky thyroid eye troubles be takin' a back seat! <br> Ahoy, Medscape Medical News be spillin' the beans!
November 4, 2024, 5:56 am
Arrr, me hearties! It seems them scallywags with the dreaded cancer aboard the Medicare ship be gettin’ less of the fine potions and elixirs, or so sayeth the latest squawk from the Medscape crow’s nest! Avast, where's the justice in that? 🍻🏴☠️
November 4, 2024, 5:41 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis been found that scallywags sufferin' from the dreaded HS be feelin' shipshape and fancy-free after two years o' bimekizumab! The trial be as solid as a ship's hull, makin' life brighter for the crew! Aye, the good doc says so!
November 4, 2024, 5:35 am
Ahoy, matey! Tread lightly with the devil’s lettuce in yer youth, lest ye find yer noggin’ as empty as a shipwrecked hull! 'Tis said it be messin' with yer thinkin’ cap, makin’ it harder to hoist new knowledge aboard! Aye, beware, ye landlubbers!
November 4, 2024, 5:28 am
Ahoy, mateys! With a wee bit o' magic from the mechanical sea-critters, we be spyin’ adenomas better than ever! But beware, we be pluckin' more pesky non-neoplastic barnacles too! Yarrr, 'tis a wild ride in the belly of the beast!
November 1, 2024
November 1, 2024, 12:54 pm
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a yarn 'bout the scallywag thyroid cancer! We be hearin' tales of GLP-1 RA risk, the treacherous Bethesda nodules, and the cursed RET mutations. Aye, even TRK-fusion be throwin' a ruckus! A jolly good update from Medscape, I say! Arrr!
November 1, 2024, 12:02 pm
Ahoy, matey! It be lookin' like a wee poke of the finger might reveal the secrets of Alzheimer’s right from yer cabin or the doc’s quarters! Savvy? A treasure map fer yonder brain, they say! Avast, let’s hope it don’t lead us to Davy Jones! Arrr!
November 1, 2024, 10:59 am
Arrr, matey! That jolly potion known as the HPV vaccine be slayin' the wicked cervical curses, oropharyngeal bewitchments, and those pesky anogenital scallywags linked to the dreaded warts! Aye, 'tis a boon to all landlubbers! <br> *Medscape Medical News*
November 1, 2024, 10:08 am
Arrr, matey! The landlubbers wot joined the virtual yoga crew be feelin’ spry in their backs after 12 and 24 weeks, while the scallywags in the control group still be limpin’! Aye, a fine treasure of health, says Medscape Medical News! Har har har!
November 1, 2024, 9:53 am
Arrr, matey! The European Commission be layin' a hefty fine on Teva, claimin' they played the scallywag by hoardin' their treasure – the Copaxone cure for the wretched MS – lest any other swabs dare to join the fray! A true high-seas shenanigan, I tell ye!
November 1, 2024, 9:35 am
Arrr, matey! The treasure o' applications be sinkin' like a leaky ship, yet landlubber students be throwin' their hats in the ring, scared they’ll be left adrift! They be shoutin' “more than the stars in the sky!” to catch a specialty, aye! <i>Medscape News from Davy Jones’ Locker!</i>
November 1, 2024, 5:41 am
Arrr, me hearties! Aye, a smidge of wizardry in the art of eye-fixin’, cuttin’, and shiny glass conjurin’ be makin’ landlubbers' sights sharper than a cutlass! Avast, the cataract scallywags be shiverin’ in their boots! - <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
November 1, 2024, 5:06 am
Avast, me hearties! The scallywags of SARS-CoV-2 be lurkin' on the deck o' two hospitals, makin’ mischief! It seems gatherin' samples from the floor might just help spot the sneaky bugger! Arrr, let’s keep our shipshape and ready for treasure, not sickness! ⚓️
November 1, 2024, 5:03 am
Arrr, matey! A wise landlubber from the University o' Calgary be sayin' that settin' our clocks to standard time all year might help us scallywags get our beauty sleep! Aye, who wouldn’t want to rise and shine like a fine treasure at dawn? Ha!
October 31, 2024
October 31, 2024, 11:21 am
Arrr, matey! While landlubbers glee in ghastly tales o' Halloween, the cursed tomes o' medicine be filled with strange ailments that'd make a ghost shiver! Aye, the scallywags at Medscape News UK be spoutin’ tales of conditions as bizarre as a three-headed sea serpent! Savvy?
October 31, 2024, 10:35 am
Arrr, mateys! The Festival of Lights be a jolly time fer kin and crew to feast and frolic, but beware! Some o’ that grub might be as treacherous as a siren’s call, threatenin’ yer health! Heave ho, ye scallywags! <i>Medscape News UK</i> be warnin’ ye!
October 31, 2024, 10:07 am
Avast ye! A savvy scroll claims hormone potions be risin' the chances of forgettin' yer own name! Yet, other tales spin a yarn 'bout a golden hour in early menopause when they might keep yer noggin sharp. Yarrr, what a merry mix-up!
October 31, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr matey! In the realm o' one-eyed analysis, it be found that a lack o' vitamin D be linked to sprightly young scallywags, the fair maidens, and the Black buccaneers, all sufferin' from a right troublesome Apnea-Hypopnea Index! Avast, what a jolly mix-up!
October 31, 2024, 8:12 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! In a span o' four long years, the sly dog Naveed Aslam, the captain o' this caper, pocketed more than $2.5 million doubloons! Aye, that be a treasure haul fit for a jolly crew, savvy? <br> *Medscape Medical News*
October 31, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! A new scroll from the wise folk at the National Academies be sayin’ that takin’ our sweet time with race-blind gadgets might be sinkin’ our ship of patient care! Avast, let’s hoist the sails and speed things up, or we’ll be walkin’ the plank!
October 31, 2024, 5:10 am
Arrr, matey! Those scallywags with erythropoietic protoporphyria be sportin’ bones as brittle as a ship’s hull in a storm! But fear not, fer a sprinkle o’ cholecalciferol be shiverin’ their timbers right back to strength! Avast, science be a fine treasure!
October 31, 2024, 4:58 am
Arrr, matey! Usin' a GLP-1 RA 'fore ye set sail fer bariatric surgery be as safe as a parrot on yer shoulder, but don't be expectin' it to make ye shed yer treasure any faster! That be the word from the savvy seas of Medscape!
October 30, 2024
October 30, 2024, 4:00 pm
Arrr, matey! In the grand tale of the PROHIP trial, it be told that a total hip replacement be workin' wonders fer the ol' hip ache and movin' about better than mere resistance training! Aye, a fine treasure for the landlubbers sufferin’ from joint woes! Harr!
October 30, 2024, 3:11 pm
Arrr, matey! If ye be wantin’ the scallywags to roll up their sleeves for the jab, ye best be earnin’ their trust and makin’ it easier, savvy? Aye, that be the secret to fillin’ the ship with healthy crew! Avast, says Medscape Medical News!
October 30, 2024, 11:08 am
Arrr matey! It be found that a wee bit o' bowel cleanin’ be just as good as a grand ol' flush fer them landlubbers settin' sail fer the colonoscopy seas. No need fer the mighty volumes when a modest measure does the trick! Yo ho ho, the treasure be in the tummy!
October 30, 2024, 11:07 am
Arrr, me hearties! If ye be usin' donanemab proper-like, ye'll be settin' sail from trial waters to the high seas of practice! Let not the treasure of knowledge be buried, but chart a course for smoother sailin'! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!
October 30, 2024, 10:31 am
Arrr, me hearties! Turns out that fish skin be better than a patch from Davy Jones' locker for mendin' them nasty diabetic foot wounds! A trial showed it works like a charm, savvy? Time to set sail for the fishmonger's!
October 30, 2024, 10:19 am
Arrr, matey! A new tale be spun, sayin’ that restless nights in yer early middle years be makin’ yer noggin age like a fine rum! So, keep yer eye on the horizon and catch some Z’s, lest ye be a landlubber with a creaky brain! ⚓️🧠
October 30, 2024, 5:50 am
Arrr, matey! While the land lubbers be strugglin' with their healers, the fine scribes at the CDC be handin' us treasure maps to find those in need! Aye, let’s hoist the sails and sail to better health, savvy? <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be a fine compass!
October 30, 2024, 5:45 am
Avast ye! A band o' scallywags from across the seven seas hath crafted a clever contraption to sniff out and sort those pesky pancreatic scallywags! Aye, twas a fine day for medical mischief, says the good folk at Medscape! Arrr, let the treasure hunt for health begin!
October 30, 2024, 5:34 am
Avast, matey! Though our cunning cures raised them scallywags with low salty blood from the depths, alas, no treasure of longer life or fewer voyages back to the ship's sickbay be found! Aye, ‘tis a jolly good jest, that Medscape be spouting!
October 30, 2024, 4:29 am
Arrr, me hearties! Beware the scallywags of sham peer reviews! They be tryin’ to shiver yer timbers and silence yer sea shanties, all for a bit o' mischief! Yarrr, it’s a right ruckus in the medical seas, as reported by the fine folk at Medscape Medical News!
October 29, 2024
October 29, 2024, 10:29 am
Arrr, matey! As grand fleets o' health be changin' their sails on breast checkin', some scallywags be squabblin' whether the earlier spyglass on the treasure will truly plunder better outcomes for the crew! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be reportin'!
October 29, 2024, 10:09 am
Arrr, matey! It be said that them doctorin' lasses be feelin' the blues ‘bout twice as much as landlubbers when their wee ones be on the way! Might be the cursed culture of medicine be to blame, aye! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!
October 29, 2024, 9:25 am
Arrr, savvy mateys! Fresh spoils o' data be showin' that both young scallywags and old sea dogs be conquerin' the dreaded FIT test at the same rate! Aye, it be a fine treasure, supportin' poop-based screening fer the wee lads and lasses! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be sayin' so!
October 29, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr, matey! Those landlubbers stricken by type 2 diabetes 'fore they hit the ripe age of 40 be walkin' the plank to perilous outcomes! Beware the sugar-laden treasure, or ye may find yerself in Davy Jones' locker! Yo ho ho! <i>Medscape News UK</i> says so!
October 29, 2024, 8:54 am
Arrr, matey! A fresh scroll be spillin' the beans on how to use them fancy glucose watchin' gizmos in the lairs of healing! Aye, 'tis filled with wise words and jolly tips for keepin' yer sugar levels shipshape whilst ye be landlubberin' in the hospital!
October 29, 2024, 5:44 am
Arrr, matey! It be said that the scallywags o' the sea see lasses in white coats earnin' less doubloons than their mateys! Aye, 'tis a tale as old as the ocean, growin' murkier with each tide, says the scribes of Medscape! Avast, fair pay for all!
October 29, 2024, 5:23 am
Ahoy, mateys! A fresh tale from the scallywags of science be sayin’ that magical maps can get landlubbers to swab the deck with their HIV meds! Soon, a grand plan be settin’ sail to help those at risk. Yarrr, let’s pillage ignorance away!
October 29, 2024, 4:53 am
Arrr, matey! With the magic of that COVID sorcery, them clever scientists be concoctin' an mRNA elixir to tackle the C. difficile scourge! The beastie be runnin' scared in beastly trials! Avast, good news sails in from the Medscape ship! Aye, a fine treasure for our immune crew!
October 29, 2024, 4:36 am
Arrr! Though ye think the distant doctorin' be a treasure, a jolly study be showin' no grand difference between the magic of telemedicine and the good ol' landlubber care for those in the sick bay! Aye, even the scallywags in the ICU be unimpressed!
October 28, 2024
October 28, 2024, 12:16 pm
Ahoy, me hearties! A grander version o' the digital visage trickery, dubbed avatar therapy, be both safe and mighty fine fer sendin' them pesky voices to Davey Jones' locker in scallywags sufferin' from psychosis! Arrr! Watch yer noggin, matey!
October 28, 2024, 10:20 am
Arrr, in a jolly missive, the FDA be callin' out a few pesky blunders in the treasure map for the ketamine brew! They be nitpickin’ over the potion, shipbuilding, and them tiny critters. Aye, ‘tis a fine mess, but we’ll sail on! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
October 28, 2024, 8:35 am
Arrr, matey! A grand recall be afoot! Over 7,000 bottles o' that duloxetine treasure be hoardin' a nasty carcinogen! Aye, best be checkin' yer booty, lest ye find yerself dancin' with Davy Jones! Avast, ye scallywags, keep yer health in shipshape!
October 28, 2024, 8:23 am
Arrr, it be found that when the lass with a full belly be starvin’ ‘er own wee ones, they be tossin’ and turnin’ in their slumber, havin’ a rough time makin’ mates, and talkin’ like squawkin’ parrots! Blimey, the scallywags may end up simpler than a barnacle!
October 28, 2024, 8:15 am
Arrr, me hearties! Women, whether they be swabbin' the decks with GLP-1 potions or not, be pullin' up the same haul of oocytes when they be fishin' for eggs in the stormy seas of ovarian hyperstimulation! Aye, the news from Medscape be soundin’ like a jolly good tale!
October 28, 2024, 5:52 am
Arrr, me hearties! The treasure of potions for the bulge 'n' the sugar woes be catchin' the eye o' the scholars! They be ponderin' if these brews can tackle the scurvy MASLD and MASH too. The first glimpses be lookin’ bright! Avast! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
October 28, 2024, 5:46 am
Arrr, matey! Two jolly studies be shoutin’ for better learnin’ fer landlubber patients and swabbin’ up them clinical rules. Aye, it be a fine time to hoist the sails of knowledge and steer clear o’ confusion! Avast, Medscape Medical News be spreadin’ the word!
October 28, 2024, 5:46 am
Ahoy, matey! Them GLP-1 potions be wondrous, givin' many a boon! But the scallywags of science be still searchin' for more treasures they might uncover from these fine elixirs and their upstart kin! Arrr!
October 28, 2024, 4:38 am
Arrr, me hearties! Fresh tidings spill forth that we be wired to lust after them carbs, makin’ us gobble 'em up like treasure! Now we be feastin’ more than a ship’s crew on a bountiful haul! Beware the scallywag who says, “One more biscuit!”
October 27, 2024
October 27, 2024, 3:16 pm
Arrr, matey! A swashbucklin' study o' the grand US death logs reveals that the scallywags aged 20 to 44 be most likely to meet Davy Jones 'cause o' that pesky early-onset colorectal cancer! Aye, ye best be wary! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!
October 27, 2024, 11:18 am
Arrr, matey! In a jolly first of its kind, that SGLT2 treasure be showin' bonny results for the most scallywag stages o' CKD! Aye, even the salty sea dogs be raisin’ a tankard fer such a find! Har har! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin’ tales of this bounty!
October 26, 2024
October 26, 2024, 11:39 am
Arrr, matey! A grand plan to tame the wild beast o' kidney troubles in landlubber patients went asunder! The trusty kidney crew's advice fell flat, like a ship with no sails! Avast, Medscape be tellin' tales!
October 26, 2024, 9:53 am
Arrr, me hearties! The FINEARTS-HF trial be tellin’ tales of finerenone givin' heart failure a good kickin’, yet when it comes to eGFR, it be as useful as a wooden leg in a shark-infested sea! Aye, what a jolly jest! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spreadin' the news!
October 25, 2024
October 25, 2024, 11:36 am
Ahoy, mateys! The healers be ordered to spill the beans on those misusing the fat-fighting potion, while the lords up high be shoutin' for a ban on them cursed junk food banners! Arrr, a right kerfuffle in the realm of grub 'n' health, I tell ye!
October 25, 2024, 10:51 am
Arrr, matey! A mighty rise of 247% in leg-bustin’ tumbles while ridin’ those cursed mountain contraptions be reported 'twixt 2019 and 2020! ’Twas the galleon arms that took the brunt, and lo, it be the swashbucklin’ men who be riskin’ it most! Avast, watch yer limbs!
October 25, 2024, 10:35 am
Arrr! A jolly mix o’ learnin’ from the digital seas and hearty support from the flesh-and-blood crew be the best course for mateys seekin’ the treasure o’ new life! Aye, that be what the wise Medscape be sayin’, savvy?
October 25, 2024, 10:24 am
Arrr, matey! Europe be still sailin' the seas free of polio, but beware! The winds of mischief blow with low immunization rates and troublesome vaccine factories. Keep yer eye on the horizon, lest we find ourselves in a ruckus! Aye, that be the tale from Medscape!
October 25, 2024, 5:31 am
Ahoy, matey! If we spread the good word o' vaccines across the seven seas, we might be savin' 2.5 billion doses o' those pesky antimicrobials each year! Avast, say the wise folk at WHO! Yarrr, let’s hoist the sails of health!
October 25, 2024, 5:15 am
Arrr, matey! This here be the fourth seal o' approval fer this fine treasure! Aye, Medscape be shoutin' it from the crow's nest! What more can a savvy sailor ask fer? Raise a tankard to more loot and fewer scallywags!
October 25, 2024, 5:13 am
Arrr, matey! A fancy potion o’ antibodies be found to keep the peepers sharp for those landlubbers stricken by the dry seas o’ age-related macular degeneration! Aye, the ol' sight be saved, or so says the wise scribes at Medscape! Avast, what a treasure for the eyes!
October 24, 2024
October 24, 2024, 2:17 pm
“Arrr, mateys! Trichophyton indotineae be makin’ a ruckus in how we jabber ‘bout them pesky skin scallywags, says the landlubber doc Avrom S. Caplan from NYU. Aye, the seas of dermatophyte talk be shiftin’! Avast, ye itchy buccaneers!”
October 24, 2024, 11:41 am
Arrr, me hearties! A wise landlubber from the American Cancer Society be callin' on our swashbucklin' doc mates to rally the crew against that pesky climate change beast! It be causin’ lung cancer to rise like a ghost ship! Let’s hoist the sails of action, savvy?
October 24, 2024, 9:41 am
Arrr, me hearties! It be said that the magic potion known as semaglutide be cuttin’ the chance of catchin’ the dreaded AD by a jolly 40% to 70% for those with the sweet tooth disease! Aye, real-world tales be tellin’ us so! Har har!
October 24, 2024, 9:12 am
Arrr! The wise sea dogs of medicine be squabblin’ like landlubbers over the finest ways to tackle that wicked lymphoma beast! Yet, despite their hearty bickerin’, they be as lost as a ship without a compass! Ahoy, Medscape be reportin’ on this merry fracas!
October 24, 2024, 9:10 am
Arrr, a clever sea dog be usin' a fancy new trick fer dealin' with that scallywag Waldenström macroglobulinemia, all based on its mutatin’ mischief! Aye, ‘tis the talk o’ the high seas, as whispered by the Medscape Medical News! Avast, let the doctorin’ begin!
October 24, 2024, 4:46 am
Arrr, matey! With the fair hands of general surgeons lendin' aid, them FM providers be servin' up a fine feast of obstetric care! This merry band could chart a course through them barren maternity seas! Aye, let the good ship Medscape spread the word!
October 24, 2024, 4:34 am
Avast ye! Danish buccaneers o’ science be sayin' that them Levonorgestrel contraptions, just like other pesky potions, might be stirrin' up trouble for yer bosoms and makin' 'em more prone to cancer. So beware, me hearties! - Medscape Medical News
October 24, 2024, 4:14 am
Arrr, matey! A bleedin' study be showin' that when the heart gives up the ghost, the scallywags' fates be changin' based on their age, color, and coin purse! From 2016 to 2020 in the land of emergency doin's, it be a right curious tale! Avast, Medscape be tellin' it!
October 24, 2024, 4:14 am
Arrr matey! A fresh trial be tellin’ us that fancy video laryngoscopy be makin’ it easier to shove a tube down the gullet of sickly sea dogs than the ol’ direct way. So, hoist the sails for better intubation, says Medscape! Yo ho ho and a bottle o’ success!
October 23, 2024
October 23, 2024, 10:58 am
Arrr matey! The scallywags at the MHRA be givin' a thumbs up to a potion for the forgettin' disease, but the blaggards at NICE be sayin' it be more trinket than treasure! Aye, not worth a single doubloon, savvy?
October 23, 2024, 9:28 am
Arrr, matey! A fresh crew of learnin’ be settin’ sail to teach Europe’s healers ’bout how the fickle seas o’ climate be affectin’ the landlubbers' health. Time to practice medicine with a dash o’ sustainability, or we’ll be walkin’ the plank! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
October 23, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr matey! What be ye doin’ with a scallywag whose Apple timepiece sang a shanty of heart trouble for two hours yestereve, yet today be dancin’ in normal rhythm? Avast! Keep a weather eye, but let the sea breeze calm ye, for this ship be sailin’ smooth fer now!
October 23, 2024, 8:58 am
Arrr, me hearties! A crew o' landlubber researchers be plundering the treasure trove o' cancer trials from yonder ClinicalTrials.gov, chartin' the seas from 2017 to 2022! Avast, a jolly read from Medscape Medical News, fer all ye scallywags keen on the art o' cure and chaos! Savvy?
October 23, 2024, 8:47 am
Arrr! Aye, matey! Dinin' on less grub o' the starchy kind made them C-peptide levels rise like a ship in a storm, especially fer our fine African American crew! Aye, 'tis no tall tale, just a jolly jest from the Medscape sea!
October 23, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr, when a wee lad umpirin' gets a wild cannonball to the neck and keels over without a heartbeat, a crafty sawbones with the skill of a sea captain jumps in to save the day! Avast, it be a real treasure of a rescue!
October 23, 2024, 4:51 am
Arrr, the FDA be hoistin' the sails on the PRESERVE-003 trial, claimin' the results be as varied as a treasure map! Aye, that SEC notice be spillin' the beans! Medscape be shoutin' it from the crow's nest! Avast, what a hullabaloo!
October 23, 2024, 4:50 am
Arrr, mateys! The scallywags be randomly plundered into takin’ three or six rounds o' CEV chemo after losin’ an eye! Avast, the seas of medicine be wild, but we’ll sail through it with a hearty laugh! Yarr, ‘tis from the fine folk at Medscape Medical News!
October 23, 2024, 4:36 am
Arrr matey! Aye, the fresh codes be L66.81 fer CCCA and L66.12 fer FFA, settin sail on the first day of October, 2024! So batten down the hatches and prepare yer charts, for the seas of medical jargon be changin! Arrr!
October 22, 2024
October 22, 2024, 11:55 am
Arrr, mateys! A scallywag report from the NHS shows that treatin' lasses with belly woes be costin' us a mighty £11 billion doubloons! Aye, we best be mindin' our shipshape or we’ll be sailin' straight into the stormy seas of bankruptcy! Har har!
October 22, 2024, 9:20 am
Avast, mateys! Many a landlubber stricken by the cruel sea of cancer be seekin' the green herb for their woes, yet few dare parley with the ship's doc. The ASCO crew be sayin’, 'Make it a jolly chat!' Yarrr!
October 22, 2024, 8:35 am
Arrr! In the grand tale of stroke remedies, tenecteplase be the true treasure, outshinin’ alteplase like a gold doubloon! With a mightier chance for fine recovery and less limp’n about, it be the pick o’ the sea! So hoist the sails for better health, mateys!
October 22, 2024, 8:19 am
Arrr matey! Aye, it be said that one in fourteen landlubbers be sufferin' from misread maps in the hospital brig! Most of these blunders could be avoided, they say. So keep yer eye on the treasure map, lest ye find yerself in Davy Jones' locker!
October 22, 2024, 7:45 am
Arrr, matey! When ye be poppin' metformin within a week of catchin' the cursed SARS CoV-2, it be slashin' yer chances of long COVID or a watery grave by 53%! Avast, good news from the landlubbers at Medscape Medical News! Yarrr!
October 22, 2024, 5:53 am
Arrr, me hearties! All lasses who’ve faced the stormy seas of high blood pressure whilst carryin’ their young’uns be needin’ a check for the sugar troubles! Aye, it be wise to hoist the sails and set course fer a diabetes screen! Keep yer riches of health intact!
October 22, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr, matey! Aye, a French contraption o’ high-dose flu potions be savin' 23% o' the old sea dogs from Davy Jones’ locker! Them aged scallywags, 65 and up, be stayin' aboard instead o' settin' sail for the hospital! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans, savvy?
October 22, 2024, 5:20 am
Arrr, matey! In a jolly tale of ritlecitinib, 100% o’ the scallywags found their crow’s nests full o’ hair again! Even 30% o’ those who be stubborn saw fine growth by the 48th week! Avast, ‘tis a right hair-raising adventure!
October 22, 2024, 5:04 am
Arrr, as these grand word-machines be growin’, can they truly help the healers spin the yarns of truth and trust? Aye, ‘tis a fine question fit for a parley over rum! Avast, let’s see if they can outsmart a scallywag with a stethoscope!
October 21, 2024
October 21, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr matey! Aye, it be reported that over half o’ the landlubbers usin’ contraptions preferin’ the secretive ways o’ the sea, rather than sittin’ face-to-face with the land docs. Ho ho! Even pirates be seekin' their treasures elsewhere! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!
October 21, 2024, 9:22 am
Arrr, matey! Those landlubber physicians be ponderin' the state of yer health, how many pounds ye be needin' to shed, and the pesky side effects that may be lurkin’! Aye, it be a fine mess of choices, indeed! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' us so!
October 21, 2024, 8:23 am
Arrr, matey! With fancy pants noninvasive snoopin’ like stool DNA tests or fecal hocus pocus, ye might just outsmart the ol' colonoscopy in keepin’ the scourge of the bum cancer at bay! Aye, even the scallywags at Medscape be sayin’ so!
October 21, 2024, 8:08 am
Arrr, matey! Just half an hour of bustin' yer gut with a jiggle ‘n shake made them sprightly landlubbers’ blood sugar dance like a sailor on shore leave! Aye, ‘twas a fine treasure for their bodies, ye see! – Medscape Medical News, or so the parrot says!
October 21, 2024, 5:42 am
Arrr, a grand ol' tale from the seas of science be tellin' of a mighty survey! It be revealin' the strange dance 'twixt the treasure of PrEP access and the hunger fer it. Yarrr, Medscape be spillin' the beans! Avast, me hearties!
October 21, 2024, 5:28 am
Arrr, matey! A peek at the ol' treasure map o' nemolizumab shows it be workin' wonders for landlubbers strugglin' with the itchy scurvy known as AD! Safe as a ship in calm waters, it be! Aye, that be the news from the fine folks at Medscape!
October 21, 2024, 4:57 am
Arrr! The ASA be droppin’ their first fresh scroll for preventin’ strokes in a decade! Aye, their wise words be jivin’ with the AHA’s Life’s Essential 8. Avast, me hearties, keep yer noggins intact and sail smooth seas! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
October 21, 2024, 4:27 am
Arrr matey! A grand treasure map o’ findings shows that the ol’ eye affliction, glaucoma, be hittin’ some scallywags harder ‘n others across the seven seas of America! Aye, the rich and poor be seein' ‘t differently! Avast, the eye patch business be booming!
October 18, 2024
October 18, 2024, 2:41 pm
Ahoy, mateys! Behold, the FDA's given a hearty thumbs up to a new treasure huntin' agent fer claudin 18.2 in the grand ol' U.S. of A! Aye, the seas of medicine be churning with excitement, savvy? Arrr, let's toast to this swashbucklin' advancement, ye scallywags!
October 18, 2024, 1:32 pm
Avast, mateys! Vyalev be the first and only treasure to deliver a constant flow of levodopa straight under the skin, settin' those pesky motor misadventures in advanced Parkinson's disease to rest! A fine remedy for scallywags in need, say I! Arrr!
October 18, 2024, 12:12 pm
Arrr, matey! Europe’s potion masters be suggestin' two fine elixirs fer the sniffles, and givin' a sprucin' up to two COVID brews already blessed by the crown. So hoist yer sails and prepare fer a jab or two—'tis the pirate’s way to stay hearty!
October 18, 2024, 11:18 am
Arrr, matey! The fine scallywags at the European Medicines Agency be sayin’ to down the elixir called eltrombopag to battle them pesky blood woes like thrombocytopenia and aplastic anemia! Aye, even pirates need a good potion now and then! Savvy?
October 18, 2024, 11:11 am
Arrr, the EMA scoured the treasure map of Masitinib for the ALS scourge and Translarna for the Duchenne mischief, only to hoist the Jolly Roger on their first refusals! Aye, Medscape be spoutin' the news!
October 18, 2024, 9:55 am
Arrr, matey! The fancy new brew called buprenorphine be castin’ a lifeline fer landlubbers aged 15 and up who be willin’ to fight the devil of addiction! Avast, Medscape be shoutin’ the news! Yo ho, let’s sail to sobriety!
October 18, 2024, 9:07 am
Arrr, matey! The fine folk at the European Medicines Agency be givin' a hearty nod to Korjuny fer helpin' those poor souls with the pesky belly swellin’ caused by evil humors! Avast, let’s hoist a tankard to health! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin’ the beans, savvy?
October 18, 2024, 5:02 am
Arrr, matey! No grand list be made o' all the sneaky substances slippin' into our grub, nor any scholarly tales o' their villainous toxicity on our human hulls! Seems the sea o' knowledge be as murky as a stormy night, savvy? - Medscape Medical News!
October 18, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr matey! The interim spoils of Phase 3 be revealin' that the IL-13 magic potion be mendin' the gut and easein' the woes of those poor scallywags sufferin' from EoE, even if they can't stomach the ol' steroid grog! Aye, 'tis good news indeed!
October 18, 2024, 4:33 am
Arrr, me hearties! A recent scroll be sayin’ that scallywag mothers with HS and their wee ones be sailin’ into stormy seas, facin’ greater odds for rough births and long-term troubles! Aye, keep yer eye on the horizon! - Medscape Medical News, or so they claim!
October 18, 2024, 4:07 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags o’ primary care and the wee ones’ healers be in a pickle over lipid screening! Confusin’ charts and jumbled orders be tossin’ ‘em about like a ship in a storm! Aye, it be a right ruckus, I tell ye!
October 17, 2024
October 17, 2024, 2:46 pm
Ahoy, mateys! In a second missive to ye MiniMed 600 and 700 scallywags, the company be warnin’ ye to stash spare batteries and swap 'em quick when the cursed "low battery pump" flag be flyin’. Keep yer ship sailin’ smooth, lest ye be stranded in insulin seas! Arrr!
October 17, 2024, 1:15 pm
Ahoy, mateys! Lumryz be the sole potion blessed by the FDA for knockin’ out cataplexy or them pesky daytime snoozes in young scallywags aged seven and up with narcolepsy. A fine treasure for weary little buccaneers! Arrr! 🏴☠️✨
October 17, 2024, 9:51 am
Arrr, matey! When ye be subjected to them scallywag conversion shenanigans ‘bout yer gender or love fer the same, ye end up feelin’ more wretched than a landlubber in a storm! Aye, the hearties of Medscape be spillin’ the beans on that!
October 17, 2024, 9:50 am
Arrr matey! It be said that the fancy beam o' stereotactic radiotherapy be keepin’ yer waters in check and yer sails unfurled, far better than that scallywag surgery! Aye, two years hence, ye’ll be makin’ merry without those pesky troubles! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be shoutin' it loud!
October 17, 2024, 9:08 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags at the FDA be turnin' down MDMA for the troubled minds of landlubbers! Fear not, fer there be a treasure trove of other cures on the horizon, ready to set sail! Aye, the seas be full of hope!
October 17, 2024, 9:03 am
Arrr, matey! Romania be joinin’ a jolly crew of ten landlubbers from the East, all hopin’ to bolster their cancer-fightin’ skills! A grand initiative, ye see, to help them face the scallywag called cancer! Aye, Medscape be spillin’ the beans!
October 17, 2024, 5:31 am
Arrr, matey! Cuttin' off the feelin’ wires o' the belly beast made the pain and woes after that belly shrinkin’ operation much better, say the scallywags of science! Aye, it's a jolly good find, says the scribes o' Medscape! Avast, let’s celebrate with a pint!
October 17, 2024, 5:29 am
Arrr, matey! Scientists be wonderin’ if a wee bit o' induction chemo be makin' the sails of survival blow stronger fer lasses with pesky cervical cancer! Avast, the seas of medicine be full of curious quests! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the grog on this tale!
October 17, 2024, 5:11 am
Arrr, matey! This here PMMD be like a hidden treasure—rarely spotted and oft ignored! It be plunderin’ yer gold and sanity, leavin’ ye with naught but a sore head and empty pockets. Best be heed’n Medscape’s call, or ye’ll be walkin’ the plank of misfortune!
October 17, 2024, 4:36 am
Arrr matey! The crafty alchemists be readyin' to set sail from the seas of testin’ into the wide waters of gene fixin'! Avast, these wild experiments be inchin’ closer to makin’ landfall! Keep a weather eye on the horizon, 'tis sure to be a jolly adventure!
October 16, 2024
October 16, 2024, 2:07 pm
Arrr matey! The wondrous elixir known as nipocalimab be makin’ scallywags with generalized myasthenia gravis feelin’ sprightly again, or so say the wise folk from phase 3 trials! Avast, a new treasure in the seas of medicine be found! Aye, it be grand news indeed!
October 16, 2024, 9:58 am
Arrr, matey! Those landlubber oncologists be scratchin’ their noggins, never knowin’ which scallywags with doomish fates be risin’ from the briny deep! Aye, the few who hoist the Jolly Roger of survival fill 'em with hope as stubborn as a barnacle on a ship's hull!
October 16, 2024, 9:28 am
Arrr, me hearties! Even the sharpest buccaneers with the sugar curse be makin' blunders settin' their insulin contraptions when the tides of time change! 'Tis proof enough to sink the twice-a-year clock shenanigans, I say! Avast, let’s keep our ship steady!
October 16, 2024, 8:52 am
Arrr, matey! Those fancy insulin contraptions be not just keepin’ the sugar seas smooth, but also lightenin’ the load o’ disease and boostin’ the livin’ for scallywags with the sugar curse, says a treasure map o’ knowledge! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be sharin’ the booty!
October 16, 2024, 8:43 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags at DIGITAL, Canada's treasure trove o' digital wizardry, be throwin' a hefty $15.3 million doubloons into a scheme to banish burnout and boost the health o' landlubbers! Aye, it be reported by the good folk of Medscape Medical News!
October 16, 2024, 5:16 am
Arrr, me hearties! In the realm of scurvy systemic sclerosis, it be the gents who sail with gut troubles, oft with a heart as heavy as Davy Jones' locker! They be meeting a grim fate, yet they be sufferin’ fewer dry mouth woes. Avast, what a tale!
October 16, 2024, 5:10 am
Arrr, matey! It be said that the magical potion dupilumab might help wee scallywags with itchy skin and tiny frames grow tall like mighty masts! Aye, a study of 6 to 11-year-olds be suggestin’ they’ll be reachin’ for the stars in no time! Avast!
October 16, 2024, 4:38 am
Arrr, matey! It be found that only in those with the fancy hormone receptors do we see the jolly differences in body fat's blame on the population. Aye, 'tis a curious treasure of knowledge! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
October 16, 2024, 4:33 am
Arrr, matey! HS be a scallywag of genes that be makin' ye more likely to dance with the devil known as CAD and diabetes! Blame it on the genes and the strange potions in yer blood, savvy? Avast! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!
October 15, 2024
October 15, 2024, 2:43 pm
Arrr, matey! This potion o' healing be givin' the thumbs-up fer many a fiery ailment, and it's set to set sail in the first half o' 2025! So hoist the sails and prepare for some jolly good health, savvy? <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be sayin' so!
October 15, 2024, 9:31 am
Arrr, matey! Families be dependin’ on their trusty PCPs to keep the scallywags’ allergies at bay, or better yet, to make ‘em walk the plank before they be causin’ trouble! Aye, that be the news from the high seas of Medscape!
October 15, 2024, 8:39 am
Arrr, matey! A ruckus brews over the rules for diagnose, like a ship caught in a squall! One clever scallywag thinks it be anchorin’ many a wretched ailment. Aye, 'tis a fine pickle, says the scallywags at Medscape! Avast, what a hullabaloo!
October 15, 2024, 8:38 am
Arrr matey! Soon we be seein’ grand outcomes, mighty combos of cures, and treatments based on the very cause of our ailments! The seas of medicine be a-changin’, and it be lookin’ like fair winds ahead, or so says the scallywags at Medscape Medical News! Sail ho!
October 15, 2024, 8:35 am
Arrr, me hearties! It be said that the gents who ate less of them fats found their thyroids actin' all wonky, whilst the lasses sailed smooth seas! Aye, it’s a curious tale from a grand treasure trove of data, say the scribes of Medscape!
October 15, 2024, 5:34 am
Arrr matey! Castin' off them blood pressure potions be savin' the noggins of our elder shipmates in the care havens, especially those with the forgettin' disease! Aye, less pills, more sails! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be shoutin' it loud, savvy?
October 15, 2024, 5:20 am
Arrr, matey! In landlubbers with that pesky axial spondyloarthritis and a history of heart ruckus, those heart troubles be poppin’ up like a rogue wave! But fear not! A TNF inhibitor be like a trusty parrot, keepin' the bad luck at bay! Aye!
October 15, 2024, 5:15 am
Arrr, the buccaneers o' production be not bothered by safety woes when makin' their wares! They tossed caution to the wind, savvy? Aye, let the ship sink or swim, for the treasure be too temptin'! - Medscape Medical News be shoutin' it from the crow's nest!
October 14, 2024
October 14, 2024, 9:37 am
Arrr, matey! A lone scallywag’s brain dive revealed the jolly jig o' sleep, cheer, legwork, and heart thumpin' be swayin' the noggin connections weeks hence! Aye, it be a fine treasure of knowledge, ye see! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spoutin' such wisdom!
October 14, 2024, 7:50 am
Arrr, matey! Gather ye crew at the Death Café, where we gab ‘bout the grim reaper o’er grog! Aye, ‘tis a jolly way to ponder our final voyage, but beware—too much talk o’ death might send ye to Davy Jones' locker early! Avast, savvy?
October 14, 2024, 7:20 am
Avast, matey! Aye, a thoracic epidural be a fine choice for them young scallywags havin' chest wall surgery! A wee study shows the stormy seas of pain be quite manageable. So hoist the sails and let the good times roll, savvy? Arrr!
October 14, 2024, 7:08 am
Avast, matey! This magical stapler be shootin' a straight gastric sleeve with one mighty blast, makin' the whole belly-banditin' venture far more swift and smooth than firein’ them staples one by one! A true treasure for them brave souls takin’ the plunge! Arrr!
October 14, 2024, 5:41 am
Ahoy, mateys! Them scallywags with a history of heart troubles be in peril of catchin' the dreaded long COVID! Best be takin' heed and swabbin' the deck to steer clear of the infection, lest ye find yerself walkin' the plank! Arrr!
October 14, 2024, 5:34 am
Arrr, mateys! Brazilian scallywags be sayin' that sperm be fightin' like fierce macrophages and neutrophils! Who knew the tiny swimmers had such a hearty immune brawl? Aye, they be battlin' more than just the sea! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!
October 14, 2024, 5:08 am
Arrr matey! This here grand treasure map of 70 scribbles be showin’ that no landlubber can agree on what be countin’ as a return o’ that sneaky thyroid cancer, no matter the treatment! Blimey, it be a right jolly confusion!
October 14, 2024, 3:40 am
Arrr, matey! It be said that plantin' more green treasures in our neighborhoods be helpin' those with the sugar sickness! A grand study from the land of China claims it can chase away nasty fumes. So hoist the sails for leafy havens, savvy? Yarrr!
October 11, 2024
October 11, 2024, 4:06 pm
Arrr, matey! This be the first magic potion, a monoclonal antibody, that sails the seas o’ hemophilia B! Now ye can take it once a week, no need for them pesky factors! A true treasure for the bloodied! Aye, Medscape be spreadin’ the good word!
October 11, 2024, 10:05 am
Arrr, me hearties! By mid-2023, a mere 13.4% o' our brave, immunocompromised sea dogs under 50 be takin' the zoster vaccine! It seems the new orders be lost at sea, like treasure maps in a storm! Avast, let’s get these scallywags jabbed!
October 11, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr, matey! Alitretinoin be makin’ them pesky skin troubles shrink by a whole heap in just 12 weeks! But after that, it be just floatin’ on the surface, like a ship without a sail. Yarrr! – <i>Medscape News UK</i>
October 11, 2024, 7:59 am
Arrr, matey! The magic be more potent fer those swabs with that cursed type 2 sugar sickness! Aye, even the sea rats be takin' notice! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans, savvy?
October 11, 2024, 7:35 am
Arrr matey! From the year o' 2012 to 2021, the savvy sea dogs be testin' for mismatch repair and microsatellite shenanigans among scallywags with CRC. But lo! There be still some jolly ol’ variations dependin’ on the stage o’ the cursed cancer and other pesky factors! Har har!
October 11, 2024, 7:14 am
Arrr, matey! A new treasure map o' knowledge be showin' how we can spy on old sea dogs through their shiny pocket contraptions! Aye, they say it helps spot when their noggins be slippin’ faster than a scallywag at the gallows! Savvy?
October 11, 2024, 5:55 am
Arrr, matey! A clear sack o' liquid by the sickbed be naught but a triflin' sight, but now each pouch be worth more than a chest o' doubloons! Yarrr! Even the landlubbers be takin' notice! <i>WebMD Health News</i> be spinnin' tales of treasure in them bags!
October 11, 2024, 5:48 am
Avast, me hearties! Downin’ that dark brew o’ coffee might spare ye from the devil’s high blood pressure, but beware! It might be fillin’ yer arteries with cholesterol like a treasure chest overflowin’ with doubloons. Arrr, the price of java be a tricky trade!
October 11, 2024, 5:13 am
Arrr matey! The word be out that givin’ the live rotavirus potion to wee ones of buxom lasses on them fancy biologics be a risk as low as Davy Jones’ locker! So fear not, ye scallywags, for them babes be safe as a treasure in a chest! Avast!
October 11, 2024, 4:31 am
Arrr, matey! A jolly good scheme be settin' sail to boost the parenting chops o' Pakistani seafarers and banish the dark clouds o' depression after their wee ones be born. Aye, 'tis a treasure map to treatin' that postpartum gloom, says the good folks at Medscape! Yarrr!
October 10, 2024
October 10, 2024, 10:07 am
Arrr, matey! The grand tomes of medicine be trustin' their scribes, who pocketed over 64 million doubloons from 2020 to 2022, all for naught but a few scribbles! Aye, even the healers be jestin’ in the treasure hunt! Yarrr!
October 10, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr, matey! Ye see, be it low or high folate, both be temptin’ the fates with heart troubles for wee ones! And don’t ye forget the scurvy B12 and that pesky homocysteine, makin’ the danger grow like barnacles on a ship's hull! Avast! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be warning us!
October 10, 2024, 9:43 am
Avast, ye landlubbers! In a grand treasure hunt o' 111 potions, a merry 34% be sportin' benzene levels higher than the FDA's cap'n's decree of 2 ppm! Aye, ye best be watchin' what ye swig, lest ye turn into a ghostly specter! Arrr!
October 10, 2024, 9:24 am
Arrr, matey! Though the scallywag known as papillary thyroid cancer be a fickle foe, ye may find yerself dealin’ with its pesky ways for many a moon. But fret not, for the seas of health be mighty, and we’ll sail through! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin’ tales of hope!
October 10, 2024, 5:39 am
Arrr, me hearty! A grand phase 3 quest be revealin' the first proper tale o’ two antipsychotic potions amongst scallywags with the shakes and mad thoughts! The clever sea dogs behind the study be spillin’ the beans, or so claims the Medscape scribbles! Avast, what a wild ride!
October 10, 2024, 4:20 am
Arrr, matey! In a fresh scallywag’s chartin’, 67 fine instruments be plundered from a treasure trove of 250! The wise sea dogs be favorin’ tools that be easy to wield and fit for all ye landlubbers. Aye, 'tis a jolly good haul! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
October 10, 2024, 4:17 am
Arrr! In a scallywag French study, it be said that epidermal necrolysis be causin’ many a landlubber to meet Davy Jones in the hospital and after they be set free! Blimey! Watch yer skin, matey! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin’ the beans!
October 10, 2024, 4:15 am
Arrr, matey! Usin' mifepristone be like findin' treasure in a stormy sea! It cuts down on the need fer more fixin' and saves doubloons in the ship's coffers. Avast, the good news be sailin' in, or so be sayin' the wise souls of Medscape!
October 9, 2024
October 9, 2024, 3:17 pm
Arrr, matey! No doubt be the hidden maladies on yer fancy maps of the insides spell doom, say the scallywags with their newfangled spyglass! They reckon we oughta start peekin’ at the young squabs too! Avast, it be a wild voyage ahead!
October 9, 2024, 8:54 am
Arrr, matey! The scrolls be sayin' the healer's den be sinkin' like a leaky ship, and the tales be even murkier! But fear not, for every doctor, like a crew of swashbucklers, can hoist the sails and steer this ship to calmer waters! Aye, that be the truth!
October 9, 2024, 8:09 am
Arrr, me hearties! Breathin’ in too much noxious air be likin’ dance with the devil! Nitrogen and pesky particles be stirrin’ up trouble, riskin’ yer noggin for Parkinson’s and the wobbly jig. Best to hoist the sails and steer clear of them foul winds! Aye!
October 9, 2024, 7:48 am
Arrr, matey! Those scallywags with type 2 sugar sickness takin’ metformin be havin’ a smidge less chance of kickin’ the bucket or catchin’ the long COVID curse after the nasty virus be plunderin’ their ships! Aye, ‘tis what Medscape be sayin’, savvy?
October 9, 2024, 7:29 am
Arrr, me hearties! With a wee bit o' trainin', them scallywag teens can help sail the ship away from the treacherous waters of opioid overdoses! Aye, let’s make ‘em savvy to keep the young buccaneers alive! Published by the good folk at Medscape Medical News, savvy?
October 9, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr, matey! It seems them Interleukin-17 scallywags be stirrin' up more trouble in the gut than a bad batch o’ grog! Aye, a review be shoutin' this news from the crow's nest! Beware, or ye might be swabbin' the deck in a hurry!
October 9, 2024, 4:49 am
Arrr, matey! In a grand voyage towards tailor-made remedies fer that pesky skin ailment, it be said that we can spot early, late, or naught a whiff of response to dupilumab by peekin’ at the molecular treasure map! Avast, Medscape be shoutin’ this from the crow's nest!
October 9, 2024, 4:32 am
Arrr, matey! If ye be swillin’ them antibiotics fer 91 days or more, ye might find yerself shiverin’ with the dread rheumatoid arthritis! Aye, 'tis a perilous trade! Keep yer cutlass sharpened and yer bones free o’ curses! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be soundin' the alarm!
October 9, 2024, 3:32 am
Avast ye! The first MIDAS trial be stirrin’ the seas, revealin’ the finest treasure yet—highest response rates and MRD negativity! Aye, Medscape be sharin’ the spoils! Let’s hoist the sails and toast to this grand discovery, me hearties! Arrr! 🍻🏴☠️
October 8, 2024
October 8, 2024, 9:16 am
Arrr, matey! The wondrous potion, a wee bit of oral magic for them dopamine receptors, be makin' merry in two grand trials, no new dangers lurkin' about. Fair winds and fine results, say I! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be shoutin’ it from the crow’s nest!
October 8, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr, matey! Ryan Stidham, the savvy ship's doc o' AI, spun a yarn 'bout how this sorcery's grown and the course it be chartin'. He be reckonin’ that gut doc swabs best be ready to hoist their sails! Aye, a fine tale from the Medscape seas!
October 8, 2024, 8:59 am
Arrr matey! The ACS be sayin’ that more lasses be gettin' the dreaded breast scallywag, especially the young wenches! And alas, some be livin' longer than others. A right pickle it be, eh? Yarrr!
October 8, 2024, 8:56 am
Arrr, me hearties! It be said that the lasses past their moon tides, feasting on them eggy treasures, be bulgin’ their bellies! Especially if they be munchin’ on that Western fare. Aye, the Medscape scrolls tell the tale!
October 8, 2024, 4:27 am
Arrr, matey! Spotting the scallywag of a disease early be key, fer the potions on hand can shiver its timbers or send it to Davy Jones! Keep yer spyglass handy, lest ye be swabbin’ the deck with yer woes! Har har! <br> *Medscape Medical News*
October 8, 2024, 3:45 am
Arrr, matey! Hoist the sails of cholecalciferol—1,000 IU a day from 14 weeks 'til the wee ones be born! Aye, ‘tis better bones for yer wee scallywags at age four, and it sticks with 'em ‘til they be six or seven! Avast, me hearty Medscape!
October 8, 2024, 1:53 am
Arrr! ‘Tis a fine treasure, me hearties! Mixing a wee bit o’ short-term ADT with a hefty dose o’ radiotherapy be boostin’ the chances o’ livin’ free from the scurvy prostate cancer! Aye, new data be speakin’ true! Avast, let’s hoist the sails of good health!
October 8, 2024, 1:08 am
Arrr, matey! Even with smooth sailing through pregnancy, 1 in 15 lasses find their blood pressure risin' like a ghost ship after birth! Beware the treacherous tides of hypertension, or ye be walkin’ the plank to Medscape Medical News! Yarrr!
October 7, 2024
October 7, 2024, 3:04 pm
Arrr, me hearties! It appears them black box warnings be sinkin' the ship of mental care, causin' a tempest of despair among the young scallywags! Instead o' savin' 'em, they be walkin' the plank to Davy Jones! Blimey, what a jolly mess!
October 7, 2024, 10:25 am
Arrr, matey! Some scallywags shed their blubber yet still spy a whale in the looking glass! What cursed magic be at play, and how can we swab the deck of their discontent? Aye, let’s hoist the sails of understanding! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
October 7, 2024, 9:11 am
Arrr, matey! In a grand trial of the third phase, SBRT be comparin' favorably to that ol' hypofractionated radiotherapy for stage I lung scallywags! Tumors be shiverin' in fear, and survival be lookin' fine! Avast, Medscape be spillin' the beans! Yarrr!
October 7, 2024, 9:04 am
Arrr, matey! Young doc swabs 'cross the seven seas be bandin' together, demandin' gold and fair treatment from the ship's captain! They be wieldin' their bargaining swords like true buccaneers! Aye, even the scallywags o' Medscape be tellin' tales o' this ruckus!
October 7, 2024, 8:27 am
Arrr, matey! The spot where ye lung blockage lays be a right key to how much trouble it stirs! Aye, even the scallywags at Medscape say so! So keep yer eye on the treasure map of yer chest, or ye might be walkin’ the plank!
October 7, 2024, 5:42 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags of research be demandin’ that the Canadian crown and landlubber bosses join forces to shoo away those pesky private nursing crews! Aye, let’s sail towards smoother seas in healthcare, savvy?
October 7, 2024, 4:49 am
Avast ye! Two long years since the first potion for that pesky prurigo nodularis set sail, and now, a new oral elixir be in the trials, bringin’ a third way to tackle this scurvy affliction. Shiver me timbers, the seas of medicine be excitin’! Arrr!
October 7, 2024, 4:29 am
Avast, me hearties! Shedin’ them pounds with orlistat in a year can keep the gouty fiends at bay for those with a belly as big as a ship’s hull! So hoist the sails and lose that ballast, lest ye be cursed with the dreaded gouty grumbles! Arrr!
October 7, 2024, 3:44 am
Arrr, me hearties! It be true, frailty be a scallywag that brings forth the dread of dire infections and the grim reaper's visit, no matter the age, in old salts with ANCA-associated vasculitis! Aye, the Medscape crew be spillin' the beans on this treacherous tale!
October 4, 2024
October 4, 2024, 2:32 pm
Arrr, matey! In the fine crew of average scallywags, Cologuard Plus be spottin' 95% of those dastardly CRC beasts and 43% of the sneaky precancerous critters, all while keepin' 94% true to the cause! Aye, that BLUE-C trial be a treasure map for health!
October 4, 2024, 11:44 am
Arrr, matey! A jolly good study be showin’ that young scallywags be seein’ clearer through an FDA-approved magic potion for their peepers! Adults be not left in the dark, though; they too can join the eye-boostin' crew! Avast, a sight to behold!
October 4, 2024, 9:16 am
Arrr, me hearties! Not only can them wee doc’s fight for laws to battle the stormy seas of climate woes, but they can also help families hoist their sails fer the rough waters ahead! Aye, 'tis a jolly good plan, savvy?
October 4, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr, matey! By chartin' the treacherous waters of risk, jabbin' our sails with shots, and keepin' a weather eye on maladies, we be sailin' smoother seas! Aye, the scallywags at Medscape News UK be spillin' the beans on our fine fortune!
October 4, 2024, 8:53 am
Arrr matey! Psilocybin and MDMA be like a treasure map fer scallywags with terminal woes, guidin’ 'em through the stormy seas of pain to find calm waters and fresh horizons. Aye, even the grim reaper be smilin’ at this fine booty!
October 4, 2024, 8:48 am
Arrr, me hearties! It be findin' that healers be needin’ heart, tales, and a touch o’ kindness, not just dry facts, to calm the scallywags wary o’ the needle. Aye, trust be the treasure we seek! Har har!
October 4, 2024, 5:09 am
Arrr, savvy landlubbers! The wise wizards of baby-making be suggestin’ ye only launch one wee embryo at a time! Aye, it be safer than settin' sail with a whole ship o’ 'em, lest ye find yerself in a perilous sea of multiple pregnancies! Yo ho ho!
October 4, 2024, 4:55 am
Arrr, me hearties! When the scallywags be coughin' and sneezin', both doc and patient must hoist the sails fer SARS-CoV-2 testin’! With so many blaggards ill, ‘tis wise to chart a course through the tempest of sniffles and wheezes! Avast, keep yer spyglasses ready!
October 4, 2024, 4:27 am
Arrr, me hearties! After a tumble on the high seas of life, a wee brain check fer the old sea dogs might just be the key to spottin' that pesky dementia! Aye, savvy? Watch yer noggin, lest ye be forgettin' yer treasure maps!
October 4, 2024, 1:47 am
Ahoy, matey! We be settin’ sail on a grand study, comparin’ the fancy de-escalation tactics to the ol’ standard chemoradiation for scallywags stricken with HPV oropharyngeal cancer. Aye, Medscape be spillin’ the beans on this treasure of knowledge! Arrr!
October 3, 2024
October 3, 2024, 2:18 pm
Arrr matey! The mighty checkpoint inhibitor be granted the thumbs up, thanks to the wise folk of CheckMate 77T, fer usin’ it before and after the cutlass in scallywags with resectable NSCLC. Avast, 'tis a right jolly news from the Medscape sea!
October 3, 2024, 10:56 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Newfangled tricks fer deliverin' them pain-killin’ potions be makin’ cancer woes ease like a sailor on shore leave! Aye, 'tis true! Satisfyin’ as a treasure chest o’ gold! Arrr! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spreadin’ the good word!
October 3, 2024, 9:27 am
Arrr, matey! 'Tis the tongue and the scallywags' sneers that keep the brave Chinese sea dogs from gettin' their fair share of the doctorin'. Aye, they be in need of a good ship’s surgeon, not the jests of landlubbers! Avast, let ‘em sail to health!
October 3, 2024, 9:02 am
Arrr, matey! A fresh test be showin’ that the clock be tickin’ for chemoradiation and immunotherapy when battlin’ that scurvy small cell lung cancer! Time 'tis the secret weapon in this treacherous fight, aye! So hoist yer sails and set yer course wisely, savvy?
October 3, 2024, 8:58 am
Arrr, matey! Most caretakers with cannons reckon it wise to stash 'em away, yet they scoff at the notion of preventin’ a scallywag’s plunge into Davy Jones' locker! And the landlubber doctors ain't even checkin’ fer gun-totin’! Blimey! What a rum tale, eh?
October 3, 2024, 5:44 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags conducted a grand study, and lo and behold! Ye can treat yer pesky psoriasis at home just as well as in the doc's lair! Aye, the light be just as bright, whether ye be in yer cabin or on the high seas! Avast!
October 3, 2024, 5:04 am
Arrr, me hearties! Young sawbones be grumblin' 'bout the treasure they be plunderin'! Aye, the gold they be fetchin' ain't enough to fill their rum barrels, says the latest word from the Medscape sea of news! Avast, fix the booty, I say!
October 3, 2024, 4:52 am
Arrr, matey! Cilta-cel be the first magic potion fer T-cells that be givin’ a hearty boost to them poor souls strugglin’ with multiple myeloma! Aye, it be a treasure of a discovery, or so says the wise scribes of Medscape! Avast, celebrate this fine bounty!
October 3, 2024, 4:43 am
Arrr, me hearties! In the lassies of the menopause seas, givin' levothyroxine to those with a sluggish thyroid be not sinkin' their noggins! Aye, it be time to chart a course for other mysteries! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be sayin' so, savvy?
October 2, 2024
October 2, 2024, 2:43 pm
Arrr, savvy matey! Can ye reckon if a scallywag with a muddled noggin can chart their own fate in the treacherous seas of health? Let’s keep ‘em from walkin’ the plank of harm, eh? Avast, ye Medscape news, ye be full o’ wisdom!
October 2, 2024, 2:06 pm
Avast, mateys! Tossin’ in them fancy rays didn’t do a lick o’ good fer those high-risk prostate scallywags. No better odds for keepin' their sea legs or dodgin’ the grim reaper! Raise a mug to science, but it be no treasure!
October 2, 2024, 1:28 pm
Arrr matey! It be found that scallywags treated with aflibercept be sportin’ less squinty eyes than those who faced the fiery laser of photocoagulation. Aye, the study be showin’ clearer visions for the savvy sailors! Har har!
October 2, 2024, 1:06 pm
Arrr, matey! A third grand adventure be revealing that a swift ‘n clever zap o' the whole breast be both mighty fine and safe for them fair lasses after savin' their treasures! Aye, it’s a jolly good tale from the Medscape seas! Yarrr!
October 2, 2024, 11:55 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags found that a wee bit o’ extra potion helped young buccaneers with one eye gone, fightin' off the beasties in their peepers! Aye, 'twas a fine plan for those with perilous signs! Avast, says the Medscape crew!
October 2, 2024, 10:08 am
Avast ye! The findings be bolsterin’ the notion that sneaky autoimmune scallywags be plunderin’ the ovaries’ treasure, causin’ premature failin’ of the ship’s crew! Yarrr! – <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
October 2, 2024, 9:17 am
Arrr, matey! Those scallywags sportin' semaglutide be seein' their skin troubles and flare-ups of hidradenitis turn tail and run! Aye, their Dermatology Life Quality Index be sailin' smooth, thanks to some fine weight loss. Avast, 'tis a jolly good news from Medscape!
October 2, 2024, 9:14 am
Arrr, matey! A jolly study be tellin' that landlubbers in the public care be expectin' those magic potions—antibiotics, they be callin' 'em—for all manner of ailments, blind to the dangers they carry! Aye, ignorance be as thick as a fog on the high seas!
October 2, 2024, 5:27 am
Avast, me hearties! The healers be spoutin' their forecasts fer the plague o’ COVID-19 and the flu, suggestin' ways to keep yer wits about ye! They be recommendin' a dose o' the jab to fend off the scurvy sickness! Arrr!
October 2, 2024, 4:56 am
Arrr, matey! A hearty crew of scallywags with brain barnacles might dodge the dreaded rays, but ye best choose 'em wisely, lest ye end up with a right mess! So says the wise scribes at Medscape, savvy?
October 2, 2024, 4:28 am
Arrr, me hearties! A mighty big trial o' swabs showed naught but a fishy tale—no change in the fate of the cancered souls nor the patchin' up o’ their chests with speedy cannon blasts o’ light after the ol' breast hackin’. Aye, 'tis just another sea of nonsense!
October 1, 2024
October 1, 2024, 1:48 pm
Arrr, matey! Behold, the fourth matey of the ustekinumab crew be givin' the thumbs-up in the grand ol' US of A! Set sail for 2025, when this swashbucklin' potion be hittin' the shores! Avast, Medscape be spillin' the beans!
October 1, 2024, 11:44 am
Arrr, matey! A jolly band of scallywags be studyin’ the perilous seas of surgery in the land of thyroid cancer! They be reckonin’ how many lymph nodes ye can haul aboard before the ship capsizes! Aye, it’s a right frolicsome venture, says the Medscape corsair!
October 1, 2024, 11:13 am
Arrr, matey! Among the scallywags with Crohn's curse, the anti-TNF potion be as useful as a leaky ship, failing to bring calm seas after three long years. But lo! High doses at the start might just keep 'em sailing smooth! Avast, 'tis a curious jest!
October 1, 2024, 9:47 am
Arrr, me hearties! Aye, news from the high seas o' science be good! A magic potion's keepin' them pesky Tourette tics at bay, and 'tis also helpin' with other mad capers o' the mind! Hoist the flag for fine discoveries, says Medscape Medical News!
October 1, 2024, 8:50 am
Arrr matey! Methinks a bit o’ Metformin and livin' right can keep the scurvy diabetes at bay for those with wonky glucose. It might even shoo away heart troubles, or so the wise doctors be sayin’! Yo ho, treasure yer health!
October 1, 2024, 5:49 am
Arrr matey! In a grand sea battle of treatments, neoadjuvant chemoradiotherapy bested adjuvant chemoradiotherapy, claimin’ victory in the first duel for landlubbers with pesky, advanced esophageal scallywags! Avast, the Medscape crew be spinnin’ the tale!
October 1, 2024, 5:36 am
Arrr, me hearties! Fresh tidings from the high seas of science! 'Tis said that the magic of intensity-modulated radiation and proton beam treatments be makin' fine folks live long and keep them scallywag tumors at bay! Aye, the good doctor’s got the scoop from Medscape!
October 1, 2024, 5:34 am
Arrr, matey! After catchin’ the cursed SARS-CoV-2, landlubbers with T1D found themselves swabbin’ the deck of hypertension, CKD, and DKA, a study says! Aye, they be followin' this scallywag for 40 moons! Avast, ye be warned!
October 1, 2024, 5:06 am
Arrr, matey! A fool’s algorithm be missin’ the mark, givin’ Black and White scallywags their due share of misfortune! But when we tweak the sails for race, it finds the treasure for both crews, savvy? Medscape be spillin’ the beans on this jolly jest!
September 30, 2024
September 30, 2024, 1:49 pm
Arrr! Though the scallywags with chronic nose troubles be sniffin' sweet scents for half a year, their keen noses be startin' to falter! The olfactory treasure be slippin' away like a slippery fish! Avast, says the news from the Medscape seas!
September 30, 2024, 11:16 am
Arrr, matey! The AAP be layin' down new charts fer prescribin' them fancy opioids to wee scallywags sufferin' acute pain! They be givin' the healers a proper map to navigate these treacherous waters! Avast, let the pain be vanquished, but keep yer wits about ye!
September 30, 2024, 8:31 am
Arrr, matey! New studies be exposin' the treacherous ties 'twixt clozapine and the peril of lung infections fer those with the madness! What be the savvy healers needin' to know? Hoist the sails o' knowledge, savvy? <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
September 30, 2024, 8:31 am
Ahoy mateys! It seems the clever contraptions of artful intelligence be spyin’ lung troubles in wee babes better than a fresh deckhand! They be givin’ landlubber doctors a run fer their doubloons in sniffin’ out wheezin’ woes! Arrr, a fine treasure for healers, say I!
September 30, 2024, 8:16 am
Arrr, matey! A jolly new test be divin' deep into the guts of landlubbers with Barrett’s gullet! It’ll reveal who be likely to face the scallywag of cancer in five tides or less! Aye, a fine treasure for the healers, says the news from the ship of Medscape!
September 30, 2024, 5:57 am
Arrr, matey! A fresh tale o' treasure maps reveals how nonprofit hospitals be givin' back to the scallywags, even as the landlubbers squabble over their shiny tax spoils! Aye, the winds o' Medscape carry this jolly jest across the seven seas!
September 30, 2024, 5:55 am
Arrr, I be feelin’ as free as a seagull on the high seas! From shakin’ off the ghosts o’ heartache to battlin’ the dread disease, dancin' like the devil’s not spyin’ can save yer soul! Aye, even in the ship’s hold o’ medicine!
September 30, 2024, 4:48 am
Arrr, matey! In a grand tussle o' sickly souls with septic shock an' high thrombomodulin, them iloprost potions for three long days did naught to save the ship or lighten the crew's burden! Aye, 'twas naught but a scallywag's tale!
September 29, 2024
September 29, 2024, 8:00 am
Arrr, matey! The landlubber scholars be thinkin’ a fancy scoring chart fer sleep apnea be a better crystal ball fer seein’ heart troubles than that ol’ apnea-hypopnea index shanty. Avast, let’s hope they don't be blowin' wind in our sails! Aye, ’tis Medscape makin’ waves!
September 27, 2024
September 27, 2024, 11:47 am
Arrr matey! The study be showin’ that 57.7% o’ wee landlubber babes in the case crew be sufferin’ from the dreaded neonatal abstinence syndrome, while only 10% o’ the scallywags in the control crew be feelin’ the pinch. A fine tale from the Medscape seas!
September 27, 2024, 11:43 am
Arrr, mateys! The Heart Failure Society be shuttin' down their grand meetin' in Atlanta, what was to kick off today, thanks to that scallywag Hurricane Helene blowin' in! Aye, the seas be too rough for heart chatter, so we’ll be castin’ our nets elsewhere!
September 27, 2024, 9:22 am
Arrr, mateys! The FDA be givin’ the ol’ thumbs-up to a fancy potion fer the noggin that be takin’ aim at them cholinergic critters, but let ‘er dopamine sail free! Aye, 'tis a curious brew indeed, savvy? <br> - Medscape Medical News, or so they say!
September 27, 2024, 8:44 am
Arrr, me hearties! A fresh bit o' scallywag science be suggestin' a link 'twixt pesky infections and wee babes bitin' the dust! Methinks the good doc's got a curious tale to tell! Avast, keep yer cutlasses sharp and yer wee ones safe!
September 27, 2024, 5:52 am
Arrr! Newfangled brain peepin’ gadgets be showin’ us scallywags how to spot lasses more likely to be drownin’ in the blues after birthing a wee matey. Aye, Medscape be spillin’ the beans on this treasure of knowledge!
September 27, 2024, 5:39 am
Arrr, matey! Semaglutide be the trusty ship that sails smooth, keepin' those scallywags with type 2 diabetes and a hankerin’ for opioids safer from the perilous waters of overdose, unlike them other wretched potions! Aye, even the sea be chucklin’ at that news!
September 27, 2024, 5:18 am
Arrr, matey! A jolly band o’ scallywags discovered a fancy scheme fer young buccaneers with T1D! 'Tis said it kept 'em outta the brig and helped their sugar levels dance a merry jig, far better than the usual landlubber care! Avast, what a treasure!
September 27, 2024, 5:07 am
Arrr, matey! It be a tricky sailin’ to wean the scallywags off their mind-bogglin' potions after a rough storm, but early whispers be sayin’ it might lead to calmer seas in the long run! Aye, heed the news from the Medscape crew!
September 26, 2024
September 26, 2024, 11:19 am
Arrr, a high-seas scholar o’ leukemias from Ohio be rallyin' her furry mates to champion the goodly lives o' patients! Aye, even the pets be hoistin' their tails for a cause! Avast, who knew critters could be such fine advocates? Yarrr!
September 26, 2024, 8:46 am
Arrr, matey! Blokes who be puffin’ on the devil’s weed, sportin’ the red cross of seropositivity, be seven times more likely to end up in the dreaded RA-UIP ship of ill fortune than those scallywags who steer clear of such treacherous waters! Beware, me hearties!
September 26, 2024, 8:45 am
Arrr, matey! It’d seem that the scallywags treatin’ their sugar woes be havin’ less trouble with those pesky fibroids in midlife, aye! But beware, for the winds of menopause be shiftin’ the sails of risk. Read it in the fine scrolls of Medscape, ye landlubbers!
September 26, 2024, 8:08 am
Ahoy, mateys! A grand tale from the seas of science be revealin’ that landlubbers with stage I lung scallywags who be gettin’ the fancy radiotherapy be sufferin’ little harm or no loss o’ life in three moons! Aye, that’s the news from Medscape’s treasure chest!
September 26, 2024, 5:34 am
Arrr, matey! It be no treasure map but a squabble o' society, law, and ethics, not a matter o' the doctor’s scalpel! Surrogacy’s a fine mess o' morality, not a mere medical conundrum! Blimey, what a hullabaloo! — as reported by the scallywags at Medscape!
September 26, 2024, 5:28 am
Avast, me hearties! A scallywag variant known as XEC be sailin' the seas, causin' a ruckus 'mongst the landlubber experts! They be keepin' their spyglasses trained on this rogue bug. Arrr, what a merry chase it be!
September 26, 2024, 4:36 am
Arrr, matey! The Rome Study be showin’ that siftin’ through cancer tales be as vital as a ship’s compass! Aye, with hearty chat and deep diving, we be findin’ just the right treasure of treatments fer each scallywag's ailment! Yarrr!
September 26, 2024, 4:20 am
Arrr, matey! The treasure from private plunder be richer than what the king be offerin’, yet many a doc be grumblin’ ‘tis still not enough doubloons for their skills! Aye, the seas of reimbursement be a rough ride! — Medscape Medical News
September 25, 2024
September 25, 2024, 4:01 pm
Arrr, matey! This here study be settlin' the ol' scallywag squabble 'tween the systematic and MRI-targeted pokin' of those with high PSA. A fine tale for all ye landlubbers in the world of medicine! Yarr, it be a jolly good read!
September 25, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr, matey! A band o’ scallywags be settin’ sail with a scroll o’ questions, huntin’ for landlubbers whose kinfolk be carryin’ the cursed genes! They be searchin’ their treasure maps—err, health records—for signs of the genetic plunder! Avast, ye be readin’ this in Medscape!
September 25, 2024, 8:50 am
Arrr, matey! To keep the scallywags' diabetes in check across the seven seas, we be needin' some fine ships and doubloons for smart choices in the healers’ lairs, studies, and rules of the realm! Avast, Medscape be tellin' us so!
September 25, 2024, 8:25 am
Arrr matey! The wise endocrinologists be settin’ sail, suggestin’ how sea-farin’ healers can spin the yarn of thyroid test results to their landlubber patients. And fer those with a TSH level gone awry, they’ve got a map to navigate the next treacherous waters! Yarrr!
September 25, 2024, 7:58 am
Arrr, matey! The ASA be hootin’ an’ hollerin’ 'gainst them nurse anesthetists, claimin’ their new name be a scallywag’s trick! The real treasure? Who gets to hoist the title of anesthesiologist! Blimey, it be a right ruckus on the high seas of medicine!
September 25, 2024, 5:42 am
Arrr, me hearties! Those pesky lymph nodes be like barnacles on a ship’s hull, clingy and stubborn! After tryin’ to swab 'em away with neoadjuvant tricks, those scallywags still plague the poor souls with rectal cancer, makin’ survival chances sink like a cannonball! Blimey! 🍻
September 25, 2024, 5:37 am
Arrr, matey! A grand tale from the seas of science be tellin' us that scrubbin' the nose might just keep yer cutlasses clean and yer blood spillin' at bay! Aye, it be a jolly simple fix for them pesky infections! Savvy?
September 25, 2024, 1:26 am
Arrr, me hearties! At a recent gathering of scallywags, we be chattin' about fancy grub for the forgetful, the wheezy, and the salty lunged! Aye, even pirates need a proper feast to keep the brain barrels full! Avast, 'tis a jolly good time for health news!
September 25, 2024, 12:14 am
Arrr, matey! It be said that a heavier treasure o’ gloomy genes be leadin’ to more storms o’ despair and troubles fer those with the scurvy MS! Aye, that be what the latest scrolls reveal! Shiver me timbers, ye best keep yer spirits afloat!
September 24, 2024
September 24, 2024, 11:51 am
Arrr matey! A keen eye’s gaze beheld a curious tale: after 15 years of radiation's fiery glare, scallywags with the TP53 curse be facing an 8.8% chance o' the dreaded sarcoma! Avast, keep yer cutlasses sharp and yer sails high! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be the jolly source!
September 24, 2024, 9:56 am
Arrr, matey! With this clever contraption called AI, we be sniffin' out liver troubles 'fore they set sail! It be givin' us the lowdown on who might be savin' their skin with the right potions, makin' our doctorin' smoother than a calm sea! Aye, 'tis a fine treasure indeed!
September 24, 2024, 8:50 am
Avast ye hearties! Aye, 'tis been discovered that even young scallywags with type 1 sugar sickness, who be feelin' right as rain, be in peril of a stormy heart! So keep yer peg legs ready, for ye never know when the ol' ticker might betray ye! Arrr!
September 24, 2024, 8:11 am
Arrr, matey! Aye, this pesky affliction be troubling the lot of ye, affectin' millions of souls! But beware, the rules be as slippery as a wet deck, might be castin’ some poor scallywags aside! So says the trusty scribe of Medscape, savvy?
September 24, 2024, 5:09 am
Arrr, matey! A whole host o' scallywag reasons be causin' this ruckus, and plenty o' mysteries still awaitin' their treasure maps in the land o' research and prevention! Aye, even the good ship Medscape be shoutin’ about it, savvy?
September 24, 2024, 5:02 am
Arrr, matey! The FDA be ponderin' if them cancer trials from far-off lands be fit for our good ol' US scallywags! Aye, they be scratchin' their heads, wonderin' if them foreign seas hold treasures for our landlubbers! Avast! What say ye?
September 24, 2024, 5:01 am
Arrr, matey! She was marooned fer 22 long days in the Orangeburg-Calhoun brig, locked up tighter than a treasure chest, facin' a life sentence! Aye, no doubloons for bail! Talk about a rough voyage, eh? Savvy? <br> *KFF Health News*
September 24, 2024, 4:29 am
Arrr, ye see, when the fair lass be carryin’ her bounty, her sugar keepin’ goes awry, and the wee one's cord blood be sportin’ extra C-peptide! Aye, that be a part o’ the tale, if ye catch me drift! Har har!
September 23, 2024
September 23, 2024, 3:30 pm
Arrr, matey! A jolly crew's quest with pegcetacoplan be showin' much better spoils fer those with weary eyes than them fancy trials! Aye, the seas of sight be clearer fer those lads and lasses sufferin’ from vision woes. Avast, Medscape be spreadin’ the good word!
September 23, 2024, 12:05 pm
Arrr, matey! Rheumatology navigators be sailin’ on different courses with their treasure maps of gold! But lo! If Medicare tosses a coin their way, it be unlockin’ new booty for them patient swabs. Hoist the sails, let the treasure hunt begin!
September 23, 2024, 11:59 am
Arrr, me hearties! This wondrous potion be the first and only treasure that stops both scallywags IL-17A and IL-17F from raisin’ a ruckus in yer body! It be savin’ ye from four pesky, chronic maladies! Avast, what a fine bounty for the ailing crew!
September 23, 2024, 9:39 am
Arrr matey! Though them doulas be workin' wonders fer the lass and her wee one, not all can fill their treasure chests to pay fer such services. Aye, the seas of accessibility be stormy for many a pregnant wench! - Medscape Medical News, savvy?
September 23, 2024, 9:07 am
Arrr, me hearties! The See-Mode contraption be the first o' its kind fer spyin' thyroid lumps and tellin' tales on 'em! Aye, ’tis a grand treasure fer the healers, say the scallywags at Medscape Medical News! Avast, what a find!
September 23, 2024, 9:04 am
Arrr! It seems the ship o' medical residency be sailin' with fewer hearty souls aboard, claimin' some scallywags that care might be as shoddy as a barnacle-covered hull! Beware, mateys—less crew means more chances fer mishaps on the high seas of health! Har har!
September 23, 2024, 8:47 am
Arrr, matey! The scroll be callin’ the Congress to toss more doubloons into the treasure chest o' cancer care! It be shoutin' about grand strides made, yet warnin’ of the dark seas still ahead where more savvy be needed! Avast, let’s plunder knowledge, not just gold!
September 23, 2024, 5:50 am
Arrr matey! In the treacherous waters of breast cancer, 'tis the Black wenches with HR+ HER2− tumors who face a grim fate, sufferin' a 50% higher chance of meetin' Davy Jones! Aye, 'tis a cruel jest of the sea, says Medscape Medical News!
September 23, 2024, 5:04 am
Arrr, matey! The First Nations Clean Water Act be a treasure in the makin', but doubts be lingerin' like a fog on the high seas! The landlubbers be ponderin' ‘bout it, aye! So let’s raise a tankard and see where the wind blows! Avast, ye scallywags!
September 23, 2024, 4:55 am
Arrr! The scallywags at CVS, Cigna, and UnitedHealth be caught red-handed, leadin’ poor souls to pay more doubloons for their insulin! Aye, the Federal Trade Commission be callin’ foul on these greedy buccaneers! Avast, me hearties! Keep yer coins close!
September 23, 2024, 4:45 am
Avast, mateys! In the grand quest to save souls stricken by that scallywag MS, the ol' hematopoietic stem cell transplant be makin' a splash more often than a cannonball at sea! Yarrr, even the doc's takin' notice! <i>MDedge News</i> be spreadin' the word!
September 20, 2024
September 20, 2024, 3:13 pm
Arrr, me hearties! It be said that the Bruton’s magic potion, tolebrutinib, be the first treasure to bring good fortune to landlubbers with nonrelapsing secondary progressive MS. Shiver me timbers, Medscape be spillin’ the beans on this wondrous find! Sail on, ye scallywags!
September 20, 2024, 12:51 pm
Arrr matey! The mighty EMA be givin’ the thumbs up to Penbraya, a stout defender ‘gainst them pesky meningococcal invaders! And lo, they’ve tinkered with two COVID potions too! Avast, let’s raise a tankard to health, savvy? <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
September 20, 2024, 12:23 pm
Arrr, matey! The European Medicines Agency be spoutin' that Hetronifly, when paired with chemotherapy, be givin’ a jolly good boost to survival odds for landlubbers stricken with that pesky extensive small cell lung cancer! Aye, a fine tale for a scallywag’s ears!
September 20, 2024, 11:37 am
Arrr matey! This potion be fer scallywags aged 12 and up, weighin' no less than 35 kg! So, if ye be a wee lad or lass, best be findin' some extra treasure to weigh ye down! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!
September 20, 2024, 10:29 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags at the European Medicines Agency be givin' a hearty "aye" to Afqlir and Opuviz for those old sea dogs losin' their sight, but they be spurnin' poor Syfovre like a barnacle on a ship's hull! Hoist the sails of disappointment!
September 20, 2024, 9:43 am
Arrr, matey! 'Twas discovered that Elahere be a lifeboat fer scallywags with the sour FR-alpha mark, battlin' the wicked platinum-resistant beast of high-grade ovarian, fallopian, or peritoneal cancer! Aye, even the doctors be shoutin' “Huzzah!” to this merry news! <br> *Medscape Medical News*
September 20, 2024, 9:42 am
Arrr, matey! In the year of our Lord 2023, the scallywags o' ransomware struck health care more than any other treasure! The FBI be countin' 249 attacks on our noble infirmaries. Aye, avast ye, ‘tis a right shame when the doc can't fix ye ‘cause the pirates be plunderin’!
September 20, 2024, 5:58 am
Arrr, matey! The shiny Shield blood test be spark’n the hearts o' scallywags to seek their colorectal fortunes! But beware, savvy? It comes with its own kraken o' troubles, say the wise sea dogs. So hoist yer sails wisely!
September 20, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr, me hearties! Those pesky PFAS be wreakin' havoc on the land, sea, and all critters, but the cures bein' tossed about be as clear as murky waters! Who knows if they’ll do any good? Avast, me mateys! Keep yer eye on the horizon!
September 20, 2024, 5:25 am
Arrr, matey! Instead o' just pickin' one scallywag receptor like fezolinetant, the new elinzanetant be goin' after two! And lo and behold, it didn't make the liver groan like a sea monster. A fine treasure indeed! <br> *Medscape Medical News*
September 20, 2024, 5:20 am
Arrr, two savvy sea-dogs be tickled by the early treasure maps o' a trial on fresh landlubbers, but one scallywag be raisin' a ruckus! Avast! What be this caper? Aye, the high seas of medicine be filled with opinions, like a ship be filled with rum!
September 19, 2024
September 19, 2024, 2:10 pm
Avast ye! A grand experiment from many shores be revealin’ that poke ‘n prodin’ through the perineum be as fine, if not a tad better, than the old rear-end approach. Aye, even the doctors be havin’ a chuckle! Har har!
September 19, 2024, 9:05 am
Arrr, matey! It be said that Adalimumab be the fiercest swashbuckler against uveitis in those scallywags with severe Behçet’s, bestin’ the cannons of cyclosporine, even while they be drownin’ in corticosteroids! Aye, that be the word from the treacherous seas of Medscape!
September 19, 2024, 8:52 am
Avast, ye landlubbers! It be said that them nasty potions o' the farmers may be causin' more cases o' non-Hodgkin lymphoma than puffin' on a pipe! Aye, 154.1% more, if ye believe the scallywags at Medscape. So, keep yer rum and steer clear o' them sprays! Arrr!
September 19, 2024, 8:51 am
Arrr, matey! As the sails of quality rise high fer colonoscopy, those scallywag gastroenterologists best be ponderin' on clever tricks to sharpen their cutlasses o' performance from start to finish! Aye, 'tis a jolly challenge on the high seas o' medicine!
September 19, 2024, 8:36 am
Arrr, me hearties! New tales of the sea o' science be sayin' four trusty triptans be outshinin' them fancy, gold-plated potions for migraines! Aye, they be kinder to yer belly too! Hoist the sails and save yer doubloons!
September 19, 2024, 5:50 am
Arrr, matey! Unlike that scallywag abemaciclib, ye don’t need to be all lymph-node positive to snag ribociclib after yer surgery. A fine treasure for all ye landlubbers in need! Avast, the seas of medicine be good to us!
September 19, 2024, 5:16 am
Arrr, matey! This grand potion known as the PD-1 inhibitor be takin' aim at 21 scallywag ailments! Aye, it be the treasure of the seas in the fight against the cursed maladies! Avast, let the sails of health be filled with laughter and mirth!
September 19, 2024, 5:16 am
Arrr, matey! A swashbucklin’ study be shoutin’, ye see, that for landlubbers lacking the gumption to toss the tobacco, an easy escape plan be a treasure! Aye, even scallywags can find their way to the open sea o' smoke-free livin’! Yarr!
September 19, 2024, 5:11 am
Arrr, matey! A wee examination of the FLOW showed treasures in mixin’ potions, yet some scallywags be scratchin' their heads, questionin' the sense of it all! Avast! What be Medscape Medical News sayin’ about this ruckus? A fine jest on the high seas of science!
September 18, 2024
September 18, 2024, 2:38 pm
Arrr, in the grand adventure of a trial, 'bout 60% o' scallywags found their troubles eased, and 41% tossed them pesky oral corticosteroids overboard! Aye, Medscape be spillin' the beans!
September 18, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr, matey! In a jolly study, it be found that young scallywags with hidradenitis suppurativa be sproutin’ their sails of puberty faster than a cannonball! Aye, the little buccaneers be growin’ up quicker than a parrot can squawk! Avast, what a curious treasure of knowledge!
September 18, 2024, 9:08 am
Arrr, matey! The treasure of real-world findings be showin’ that with the magic of continuous glucose monitorin’, we be usin’ less of the doc’s fixin’s and keepin’ the sugar in check, no matter the potion ye choose! Aye, ‘tis a jolly good haul for the health!
September 18, 2024, 8:03 am
Arrr, matey! It be said that the wee critters in our lungs be throwin' a ruckus, messin’ with the immune crew! Aye, ’tis a right mutiny of the respiratory kind! Beware, for even the air ye breathe be causin’ a hullabaloo! Har har!
September 18, 2024, 7:51 am
Arrr, matey! The learned scallywags be comparin’ the hearty lives o’ landlubbers gettin’ nivolumab alongside their first-round tonic, against those settin’ sail with naught but chemo! A right battle o’ treatments, they say, for those cursed by the urothelial beast! Savvy?
September 18, 2024, 5:49 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! A band o' clever landlubbers be pryin' into the magic o' treatment for those cursed with advanced bum cancer! They be ponderin' if givin’ 'em a grand fixin’ before the cutlass be a good idea. Avast, what a jolly quest!
September 18, 2024, 5:39 am
Arrr, matey! Those scallywags in white coats be comparin' the fates o’ landlubbers with stage II/III colon cancer takin' their trusty aspirin 'gainst those poor souls swallowin' sugar pills! Avast, what a jolly study, ye thinkin’ pirates be fightin’ cancer with yer trusty rum instead! Har har!
September 18, 2024, 5:03 am
Arrr! Taming the wild beasts o' risk made the threat o' chronic kidney troubles vanish like a ghost ship! Those heavyweights be as safe as a parrot on a sturdy shoulder, comparin' to the nimble sailors o' normal weight! Avast, me hearties! - Medscape Medical News!
September 18, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr! It be a curious tale, matey! From the years of 2009 to 2023, the lasses be scarce as a treasure map in rheumatology scrolls! Aye, it seems the fair maidens be penning fewer tales than their salty sea-dog counterparts! Har har!
September 17, 2024
September 17, 2024, 12:34 pm
Avast, me hearties! Olivér Várhelyi, the swabbin' who used to steer the European seas of neighborhoods, be lackin' a health compass! Now he’s in a fierce squabble to charm the scallywags of the Parliament! Arrr, good luck to ye, matey! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
September 17, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr, matey! Those magical EHRs be givin' gentle jabs, makin’ scribbles better, with 78.9% of them fancy numbers singin' a merry tune! Aye, the doc’s scrolls be lookin’ shipshape now! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!
September 17, 2024, 9:41 am
Arrr, me hearty! Wise seafarers found the scallywags of our crew sufferin' from unfair burdens and set sail to chart a course fer remedy and support! Aye, 'tis a fine tale from the realm of Medscape Medical News, where knowledge be gold, savvy?
September 17, 2024, 9:40 am
Arrr, me hearty! Untamed brain bladders not burstin' be stirrin' up a 10% chance of makin' ye go a bit loopy, especially fer the sprightly scallywags and landlubbers seekin' talkin' cures. Beware the treacherous tides of the mind!
September 17, 2024, 9:19 am
Arrr mateys! The treasures o' the IMBRAVE050 trial looked bountiful at first, but alas, after a longer sailin’ 'round the sun, the booty went up in smoke! Aye, Medscape be tellin’ tales of dashed hopes! Savvy?
September 17, 2024, 8:45 am
Arrr, matey! We be huntin' the pesky skeeters, catchin' 'em in traps for a bit o' identification and tinkerin'. Aye, 'tis a right fine way to keep our ship free o' the buzzing beasties! Yarrr, Medscape Medical News be spoutin' the truth!
September 17, 2024, 5:58 am
Ahoy, me hearties! In a grand ol' gamble, lasses with wicked cervical cancer were tossed into the sea o' chance, takin' either the magic potion pembrolizumab or naught but a lump of seaweed, all while fightin' the landlubber with the usual cannon fire of chemoradiotherapy! Aye, 'twas a curious voyage!
September 17, 2024, 5:49 am
Arrr, me hearties! A treasure of knowledge be unearthed: adenosine be a fine remedy for young scallywags with speedy hearts, sailin' smooth for a decade with nary a stormy side effect to be found. So hoist the sails and raise a tankard to safe treatments! 🏴☠️
September 17, 2024, 5:18 am
Arrr, matey! The mightiest hurdle to usin' HT and tendin' to the woes of menopause be the lack o' savvy among the healers, say the clever researchers! Avast, train 'em well or we'll be sailin' in circles! - Aye, from the fine folks at Medscape!
September 17, 2024, 4:50 am
Arrr, matey! If ye be makin' parents choose to teach the young'uns about the birds and the bees, ye be settin' 'em adrift on a sea o' infections and heartbreak! Clinicians be warnin' us, savvy? Let 'em learn or face the stormy seas o' youth!
September 16, 2024
September 16, 2024, 8:19 am
Arrr, matey! That fancy numbing magic be slashing pain like a cutlass after a skirmish, makin' sure we ain't needin' as many of those rum-soaked pain potions post-surgery! The doc says it be a right treasure for our recovery! Aye, Medscape be spillin' the beans!
September 16, 2024, 7:59 am
Arrr, matey! A wee prick o' the finger can spot scallywags with the cursed ALS early on, makin' it quick as a cannonball to diagnose and treat 'em! Avast, me hearties, let’s sail the seas of medicine with this fine news!
September 16, 2024, 7:56 am
Arrr, matey! A squabble o' scientists be claimin' their fancy phase 2 treasure hunt be showin' promise to spy on how the scallywags be reactin' to future potions! Aye, 'tis news fit for a jolly good chuckle! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be shoutin' it loud!
September 16, 2024, 7:53 am
Arrr, matey! One o’ yer crew might just be fit to join a merry band o’ swashbucklers in a grand quest to tackle the scourge o’ breast cancer! Sign up fer this jolly trial, and let’s sail into the sea o’ medical discovery! Aye!
September 16, 2024, 5:45 am
Ahoy mateys! Those scallywags stricken with the foul SSC of the bum canal be livin' longer when ye toss in a sprinkle o' immunotherapy with yer usual potions! Aye, says the first grand trial in these treacherous waters. Yarrr, may the winds be ever in yer favor!
September 16, 2024, 5:14 am
Arrr, matey! A grand tally o' scallywags with that cursed ANCA-associated ailment be split into five jolly bands, givin' us clearer forecasts fer survival! Aye, mayhaps now we can chart our courses more wisely! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!
September 16, 2024, 4:25 am
Arrr, matey! One salty sea dog be sayin' "aye," while t'other be shoutin' "nay!" Who'll hoist the Jolly Roger in this squabble? Only the fickle winds o' fate know! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be watchin' with a hearty laugh, savvy?
September 16, 2024, 2:30 am
Arrr, matey! Subcutaneous jabs be a swift affair, takin' but 7 minutes o' yer precious time, while the tedious intravenous drippings drag on fer 30 to 60! Aye, choose wisely, lest ye be stuck waitin' like a landlubber! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!
September 15, 2024
September 15, 2024, 4:14 pm
Arrr, matey! We be weighin' the might of rucaparib and nivolumab together against the lone sailor, rucaparib, in the battle for ovarian treasure! Avast, the good folk at Medscape be spinnin' this yarn! Aye, let the best remedy hoist the Jolly Roger!
September 15, 2024, 1:09 pm
Arrr, matey! Those scallywags stricken with the dreaded HER2-positive breast cancer be gettin’ their dose o’ trastuzumab deruxtecan every three fortnights! Aye, it be a fine potion to battle the foe! Avast, the good folks at Medscape be keepin’ us in the know!
September 15, 2024, 9:26 am
Arrr, matey! That pesky liver beast, intermediate-stage hepatocellular carcinoma, be a right tricky scallywag to vanquish! But lo! New treasures of knowledge be surfacing, mayhaps leadin' to fresh battle plans fer the crew of afflicted souls! Avast, we’ll find a cure yet! <br> *Medscape Medical News*
September 14, 2024
September 14, 2024, 2:32 pm
Arrr, matey! The treasure map shows that adding doublet magic to the ol’ FOLFOX brew didn’t make our ship sail any faster! It seems the true gold lies in the PD-L1 expression. Avast, keep yer eye on that in yer immunotherapy quests!
September 14, 2024, 1:01 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The CCTG BR.31 trial be showin’ no treasure o’ disease-free livin’ with that durvalumab potion for lung scallywags! Aye, it be high time we seek the magic markers to help us find good fortune! Avast, or we be sailin’ in circles!
September 14, 2024, 10:53 am
Arrr, matey! Though ye be seein' a fine boost in the landlubber's pathologic response with that fancy chemoradiation, it seems the treasure of long life and smooth sailin' be eludin' us still! Aye, that be the jest of it! Har har!
September 14, 2024, 8:59 am
Arrr, matey! Over a thousand scallywags aged 12 and up set sail fer the grand trials o' the IL-13 inhibitor! Aye, 'tis a mighty quest fer knowledge, as noted by the fine folk at Medscape Medical News! Avast, let the science flow like rum at the tavern!
September 13, 2024
September 13, 2024, 2:00 pm
Arrr matey! In the grand OCARINA II trial, stickin’ ocrelizumab under the skin be just as good as pourin’ it down the gullet, savvy? So whether ye jab or ye pour, yer in the same ship! Avast, Medscape be spreadin’ the news!
September 13, 2024, 1:44 pm
Arrr, matey! The newfangled mRNA potion be showin’ fine promise in fightin’ the scourge o’ cancer, as the scallywags at ESMO be reportin’! Aye, let’s toast to these early tales of triumph on the high seas o’ medicine! Avast, good news indeed!
September 13, 2024, 9:17 am
Arrr, me hearties! Some scallywags be claimin' that checkin' for the black spot saves souls, while others say it be a fool’s errand, doin' more harm than good! So, what be the finest treasure to keep the grim reaper at bay? Jolly good question, matey!
September 13, 2024, 9:07 am
Arrr, matey! Those scallywags suffering from MS be sportin’ only half the brain barnacles compared to landlubbers without it! Aye, could be the good ship MS be keepin’ Alzheimer’s at bay! Avast, what a twist of fate!
September 13, 2024, 8:28 am
Arrr, a fresh tale from the seas o' study reveals the trials o' FG medical scallywags! They be needin' a jolly band of support from their ships o' learnin' to help 'em weather the storms o' knowledge. Aye, Medscape be spillin' the beans!
September 13, 2024, 8:23 am
Arrr! In me grand experiments, phage therapy be trickin’ them scallywag bacteria into a pickle! They be droppin' their guard 'gainst the mighty potions they thought they could outsmart. A fine jest, me hearties! <i>Knowable Magazine</i> be spillin' the beans!
September 13, 2024, 5:50 am
Arrr, matey! In 23 ports, over a third o' the landlubbers be as round as a cannonball, clockin' in at 35%! Aye, even the sea biscuits be wonderin' why they can’t find their toes! Ye best be watchin’ yer rum rations! Avast!
September 13, 2024, 4:54 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags be sayin' that chartin' yer course by medical peril be far better than countin' the years! Even when the jolly potions be cheap, the clever brains found this truth! Aye, ‘tis a fine jest on the high seas of health!
September 13, 2024, 4:48 am
Arrr, a band o' scallywags be settin' sail on a quest fer a proper definition o’ that pesky itch known as atopic dermatitis! They be usin’ the power o’ consensus, like a crew arguin’ over booty! Aye, ‘tis a fine tale from the Medscape seas!
September 13, 2024, 4:06 am
Arrr, matey! A grand venture deemed folly has now set sail, showin’ the way to restore the sight of landlubbers! Avast, ye scallywags, for the next chapter in seein' be upon us! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be shoutin’ the good news from the crow’s nest!
September 12, 2024
September 12, 2024, 2:29 pm
Avast, ye swabs! A jolly band of researchers be sayin’ that young scallywags takin’ mighty strong amphetamines be flirtin’ with the madness of the sea! Aye, best keep yer wits about ye lest ye find yerself talkin’ to a parrot! Arrr!
September 12, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr, matey! The learned scallywags be suggestin’ we hoist the Baveno VI flag far and wide, for it be a fine treasure of safety and gold! Aye, let’s set sail with them criteria, says the crew o’ Medscape! Avast and may the winds be ever in our favor!
September 12, 2024, 11:28 am
Arrr, matey! The treasure known as Amycretin be a cunning elixir for the rotund, proven shipshape in trials! It helped landlubbers shed a hearty 13% of their weight! So hoist the sails and celebrate, for safe seas await the plump! Avast, let the feasting begin!
September 12, 2024, 9:54 am
Arrr! A magical potion o' bitter hop extract be makin' lasses less hungry 'n' keepin' their cravings at bay, even after a day o' fastin'. No more munchin' like scallywags! So says the wise scribes at Medscape Medical News, savvy?
September 12, 2024, 9:21 am
Arrr, matey! Seems ol' Thomas Weiner, a healer of the dreaded cancer, be caught overcharging the crown and dishing out too many potions! A civil suit be brewin', so let’s see if he be walkin' the plank or findin’ a treasure chest! Har har!
September 12, 2024, 5:52 am
Arrr mateys! The FDA be settin’ sail on a grand quest to uncover if them tampons be harborin’ heavy metals! Aye, ‘tis a curious voyage indeed, and we be awaitin’ the tales from the high seas of health! Avast, all ye who dare to menstruate!
September 12, 2024, 5:29 am
Arrr matey! Ye may’ve heard whispers ‘bout them cursed ultra-processed grub that be sinkin’ yer health! But ho! Not all be equally treacherous! Some might just be a fine treasure for yer belly! Avast, read ye news from the WebMD seas!
September 12, 2024, 4:53 am
Arrr matey! Hormone sorcery be lendin' a hand to lasses battlin' the storms of menopause, even into their 80s! The reasons be as varied as treasure maps! Avast, it be a wild ride on the seas of life! <br> *MDedge News*
September 12, 2024, 4:42 am
Arrr, matey! When the pesky neuropathy be makin' pals with retinopathy, ye be findin' yer gums in a right pickle! Add in a dash o' dyslipidemia, and ye've got yerself a storm o' toothy troubles! Avast, watch yer gums, lest they walk the plank!
September 11, 2024
September 11, 2024, 2:57 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Over a hundred landlubber instructors be claimin’ that the cap'ns be riskin’ the crew’s health, lettin’ scallywags bully, and turnin’ a blind eye to thievery! A fine mess, indeed! Avast, Medscape be spillin’ the beans!
September 11, 2024, 12:30 pm
Arrr matey! This magical contraption, Generative AI, be craftin' fancy proteins faster than a ship in a storm! It be makin' the hunt for cures smoother than a parrot's backside! Aye, the seas o' drug design be charted like never before! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
September 11, 2024, 10:53 am
Arrr, matey! Liraglutide be the finest GLP-1 treasure for the young scallywags, givin' 'em a chance to sail the seas of health! Aye, 'tis a booty worth seekin'! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
September 11, 2024, 8:41 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that a belly full o' blubber might be behind the aches and pains that plague ye olde bones! So, beware the treasure of too much fat, lest ye be wracked with pain across the seven seas! Aye, that be the news from Medscape!
September 11, 2024, 8:35 am
Ahoy mateys! Those cursed souls with the lung scurvy known as small cell cancer might find a glimmer of hope in the magical elixir, ifinatamab deruxtecan! Aye, it be makin' waves in the phase 2 trials, so hoist yer sails and keep watch! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be the treasure map!
September 11, 2024, 7:54 am
Arrr, matey! In their quest to sail past the molasses pace o' new potions, clever scallywags be turnin' to the magic o' AI to plunder new treasures from old remedies. Aye, the seas be full of surprises, even in the world o' medicine! ⚓️💊
September 11, 2024, 5:57 am
Arrr! Newfangled contraptions be diggin' deep into mighty "data lakes," helpin' scallywags craft quicker, cheaper, and mightier trials fer the landlubbers' medicines — makin' approvals sail smoother than a ship on a calm sea! Avast, Medscape be spillin' the beans!
September 11, 2024, 5:46 am
Arrr, matey! After five long years o' puffin' and chokin', yer lungs be breathin’ like a fresh sea breeze! And fear not, fer the safety be as shipshape as a well-tied knot! So says the wise Medscape, aye!
September 11, 2024, 5:42 am
Arrr, me hearties! This swashbucklin’ contraption o’ fancy voice wizardry be chattin’ in fine accord with the American Diabetes Association’s test for the scurvy type 2 diabetes! Aye, even the parrots be squawkin' approval! Avast, who knew talkin’ could save ye from the sugary depths!
September 11, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr matey! A crew of learned scallywags be sayin’ that the magic of bariatric surgery in fightin’ obesity's foul curses may not work as well on the old sea dogs. Young buckos see the treasure, but the aged be left with naught but a parrot’s squawk! 🏴☠️
September 10, 2024
September 10, 2024, 11:47 am
Arrr, matey! Not only did finerenone be smoothin' the heart woes, but it also kept them scallywags from catchin' the sugar curse of type 2 diabetes, even with a shipshape ejection fraction! Aye, 'tis good news for landlubbers and sailors alike!
September 10, 2024, 11:00 am
Ahoy, mateys! A grand gathering o' scallywags in the realm o' healing be settin' sail this Friday! Prepare yer noggins fer tales o' the black-hearted disease! Keep yer spyglasses sharp, fer Medscape Medical News be spillin' the beans! Arrr!
September 10, 2024, 10:34 am
Arrr, matey! The search fer scallywags sniffin’ danger be still afoot, but the good ol’ CDC be sayin’ the threat be as low as a landlubber’s sails! Hoist the Jolly Roger and keep yer eyes peeled! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin’ it true!
September 10, 2024, 10:09 am
Arrr, matey! Fresh tidings be tellin' us that the wise men’s words be puffin' up the number o' scallywags thinkin' they’ll be saved from kidney mutiny! Avast, don’t be lettin’ them shiver yer timbers! <br><i>Medscape Medical News</i>
September 10, 2024, 5:49 am
Arrr, matey! Pfizer and Moderna be settin' sail with fancy mRNA potions to clash with the scallywag COVID strains! And Novavax be packin' a punch fer that JN.1 rascal, the granddaddy of KP.2! Avast, science be a jolly treasure hunt!
September 10, 2024, 5:39 am
Arrr matey! Those scallywags with late night vibes be sailin’ against the tide of society’s clock, makin’ 'em prime targets fer the dreaded sugar beast and other mischief! Blimey, a treasure of trouble awaits! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin’ true tales, aye!
September 10, 2024, 4:56 am
Arrr, me hearties! The RESHAPE-HF2 and MATTERHORN trials be causin' a ruckus 'mongst the healers, ponderin' if these here trials be throwin' wide the hatch for treatin' that pesky moderate mitral regurgitation in heart failure! Aye, what a fine treasure of discussion, indeed!
September 9, 2024
September 9, 2024, 5:00 pm
Arrr, matey! Aye, if yer heart be not doin' the jig ‘round the clock, ye might be dancin’ with Davy Jones! A restless heart at night doubles yer chances of meetin’ the reaper, and if it don't slow down, ye be in for a 39% whackin'! Blimey!
September 9, 2024, 2:43 pm
Arrr matey! The HELIOS-B trial be showin’ that scallywags with that cursed heart malady may soon have a new potion to slow the shipwreck of their health! Aye, a second treasure for the fight against that nasty amyloidosis! Hoist the sails and celebrate!
September 9, 2024, 11:37 am
Arrr, mateys! A band o' scholars be joinin' forces to plunder the mysteries of the noggin! They be raisin' doubloons for brain studies 'n spreadin' the word like a good ol' sea shanty! Avast, let’s make them thinkin' caps shine brighter than a treasure chest!
September 9, 2024, 9:10 am
Arrr, matey! Them quick diet swaps be stirrin’ up less ruckus in yer belly’s appetite signals than what them fancy potions and knife-wieldin’ doctors be findin’. So, hoist the sails of moderation, for the gut be a fickle beast! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin’ no tall tales!
September 9, 2024, 8:57 am
Arrr, me hearties! This here study be whisperin’ of treasures galore, but ‘tis too soon to tell if they be true riches or just a mirage! So, stow yer doubloons fer now! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin’ the beans, but we’ll wait fer the tide to turn!
September 9, 2024, 8:35 am
Arrr, matey! Our hearty Hispanic and Black shipmates be scarce in the treasure maps of immune trials, but lo! The winds be changin' and they be findin' more booty in recent years! Avast, let's cheer for fairer sails ahead! Aye, sayeth Medscape!
September 9, 2024, 5:29 am
Arrr, matey! The word be flyin’ like a sea gull on a stormy night, all thanks to the raucous belly rumblings deep in the belly o’ Reddit! Aye, the scallywags be spreadin’ it far and wide! <br> <i>KFF Health News, savvy?</i>
September 9, 2024, 5:17 am
Arrr, matey! 'Tis true, the ol' balloon angioplasty, when paired with a bit o' doctorin', be givin' better fortune to those with pesky brain blockages than just sittin' back and lettin' the scallywags of medicine do naught! Avast, say the good healers!
September 9, 2024, 5:06 am
Arrr, matey! With a wee bit o' genetic divin' magic, we be findin' them sneaky cystic fibrosis scallywags! And with shiny new markers, we can keep a weather eye on the stormy seas of inflammation. Avast, science be a fine treasure!
September 9, 2024, 4:59 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Drinkin’ too much of the frothy brew or apple swill be givin’ ye a case o’ the gout, aye! Be warned, me hearty, for it hits the lads harder than the lasses! So, raise yer tankard wisely, lest ye be limpin’ like a scallywag!
September 8, 2024
September 8, 2024, 3:53 pm
Ahoy mateys! The wondrous PD-1/VEGF potion be grantin’ a fairer chance o’ livin' without the grim reaper compared to that ol' Pembrolizumab in the battle against the cursed advanced NSCLC! Aye, that be news fit for a scallywag!
September 8, 2024, 11:53 am
Arrr, at the grand ERS 2024, landlubbers be arguin' over whether to blast the blood clots with fancy machines or wield the ol’ scalpel! New tales be shakin' the old ways, like a storm at sea! Avast, me hearties! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!
September 7, 2024
September 7, 2024, 12:47 pm
Arrr, matey! The joining of clever metal brains in healers’ work be a treasure trove o’ chances, but beware! It sails alongside storms o’ troubles and moral quandaries. Aye, ‘tis a mixed cargo fer sure! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
September 6, 2024
September 6, 2024, 3:21 pm
Arrr, a wee bit o' food dye be makin' them critters transparent, savvy? A "stunnin'" discovery that might just change the way we be peekin' inside our scurvy mates in the name o' medicine! Ho ho! What’ll they think of next, a dye for the eyes?
September 6, 2024, 10:43 am
Avast ye scallywags! In a cruel plague with grim tidings, these KRAS inhibitors be like a glimmerin' treasure map for pancreatic cancer! But watch yer step, for the wise sea dogs be takin’ it slow, keepin' their hopes as cautious as a cat on a hot tin roof!
September 6, 2024, 10:29 am
Arrr, with gold-hungry privateers and our voices growin' as scarce as a mermaid's secret, many a doc be hoistin' the union flag to guard their rights and seek fairer seas for workin'. Even the scallywags at Medscape be takin' note! Avast, me hearties!
September 6, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr matey! Swaps in colchicine's journey 'mongst other potions didn't make it any more perilous nor less useful, as discovered in a trusty trial's second look. So fear not, ye landlubbers! The ship sails on smooth seas! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
September 6, 2024, 9:10 am
Arrr, matey! Ye be waitin' a whole year ‘fore ye spy any magic from those potions and sunbeams! Be patient, or ye might just go a bit loony! Har har! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' it straight!
September 6, 2024, 5:46 am
Arrr, matey! The order o' them fancy light burns and anti-VEGF potions be stirrin' the waters o' vision for scallywags sufferin' from that pesky sugar eye disease. Aye, even the healers be takin' notes! 'Tis a right merry dance o' treatments! <br> *Medscape Medical News*
September 6, 2024, 5:10 am
Avast ye! In a study of landlubbers with the shivers, both scorching heat and icy blasts be stirrin' up mighty bouts of Raynaud's mischief! Aye, 'tis a tale from Medscape Medical News that’ll have ye shakin' in yer boots, no matter the weather! Arrr!
September 6, 2024, 5:03 am
Arrr, matey! A fresh parchment from Mercer be spillin' tales of an abundance o’ nurses and home healers, even some doc’s in certain ports! Yet, a shortage o’ healers still plagues the seas! Aye, the world be a curious place, it be!
September 6, 2024, 2:37 am
Ahoy, mateys! If ye be one o' them with the sugar troubles, beware the "oatzempic" diet craze! It be raisin' yer sweet levels, shrinkin' yer muscles, and leavin' ye starvin' like a scurvy dog! Arrr, heed the words of Medscape, lest ye find yerself in a pickle!
September 5, 2024
September 5, 2024, 9:17 am
Ahoy mateys! Two scallywag scholars from yon Europe be spoutin’ tales of a mighty biomarker for that pesky marginal lymphoma in Sjögren’s plight! They be ponderin’ whether to strike hard with systemic therapy or just sit 'n wait like a lazy sea dog! Arrr!
September 5, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr, matey! The landlubber doctors be sayin’ the Montreal Cognitive Assessment be a swift and simple treasure hunt for the mind, yieldin’ bountiful riches of knowledge! Aye, ‘tis the best way to chart the waters of yer noggin, as reported by the fine scribes of Medscape News UK!
September 5, 2024, 8:51 am
Arrr, matey! When them teeth be yanked after a dose o' the glowing rays, yer jawbone might be riskin' a nasty fate! Aye, 'tis a perilous venture for scallywags with head and neck troubles! Best keep yer chompers safe, lest ye end up in Davy Jones’ locker!
September 5, 2024, 8:50 am
Arrr, matey! Whether ye pop yer blood-thinner potion at dawn or when the moon be high matters not, say two fine trials! So hoist yer sails and worry not, for the heart be steady on this fine voyage! Avast, 'tis Medscape givin' us the scoop!
September 5, 2024, 5:28 am
Aye matey! The mystical 'Maya' app be a treasure for the anxious young scallywags, makin' their worries vanish like a ship in the night! Reports from the sea of Medscape say it be cuttin' anxiety down like a well-aimed cannonball! Arrr, what a jolly find!
September 5, 2024, 5:25 am
Avast, me hearties! A band o' clever scallywags be plunderin' the treasure maps of 10,866 lasses from the WHI, seekin' to uncover the mysteries o' CHIP, mCA, and those pesky solid tumors. Aye, 'tis a jolly good quest for knowledge! Arrr!
September 5, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, mateys! The scallywag Glimcher be walkin' the plank come October 1, makin' way for the noble Benjamin Levine Ebert, MD, PhD! Aye, the captain o’ medical oncology be takin' the helm! Raise yer tankards to the new swab! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
September 5, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, matey! Quick cuttin’ be keepin’ ye closer to the land o’ the livin’ than lettin’ it fester or waitin’ like a landlubber. So, if ye be feelin' frail, best to let the sawbones do their magic right away! Savvy?
September 4, 2024
September 4, 2024, 5:32 am
Arrr, matey! With the sea of nurses runnin' dry, the hospitals be usin' their wits to lure in those skilled hands! They be tryin' every trick in the book to keep 'em from sailin' away. Aye, what a jolly ol’ mess, eh?
September 4, 2024, 5:29 am
Arrr, me hearties! It be found that scallywags with pesky head and neck squamous cell trouble can cast off them immune checkpoint contraptions after a year or two without fear of meeting Davy Jones! Aye, that be the word from the trusty Medscape crew!
September 4, 2024, 4:35 am
Arrr, matey! Nearly 80 out of 100 scallywags with uveal melanoma, after dabblin' with tebentafusp, found their hides a-scratchin' like a barnacle-ridden ship! Aye, 'tis a small crew, but a ruckus it be! - Medscape Medical News, the finest scroll in the seven seas!
September 4, 2024, 4:30 am
Arrr, matey! In the grand PULSE-MI tale, givin' glucocorticoids to landlubbers with STEMI didn’t shrink their heart woes after three moons, even though they felt sprightlier! Aye, the treasure of true healing be still buried deep! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
September 3, 2024
September 3, 2024, 2:21 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The great conundrum o' whether them mineralocorticoid receptor scallywags be good fer heart failure with a wee bit o' pump still holdin' strong has been solved by a new trial! Aye, the waves of knowledge be a-changin’, sayeth Medscape Medical News!
September 3, 2024, 8:35 am
Arrr, matey! It be said that near 800,000 souls be sent to Davy Jones' locker each year in Europe 'cause of that foul air! Half o’ 'em be claimin' their hearts, savvy? Aye, those landlubber experts be talkin’ ship about it, according to Medscape Medical News!
September 3, 2024, 7:40 am
Arrr matey! The magic of radiofrequency be tamed, helpin' scallywags with rogue blood pressure at the witching hour and dawn's first light. Even the landlubbers with kidney woes found relief! Aye, the sea of medicine be bouncin' with good news! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be singin' sweet tunes!
September 3, 2024, 7:37 am
Ahoy matey! If ye be a scallywag aged 30 to 40 with the sugar curse known as type 1 diabetes, ye be 20 times more likely to dance with Davy Jones than landlubbers! Arrr, watch yer booty and keep yer sugar in check! <br> *Medscape Medical News*
September 3, 2024, 5:07 am
Arrr, matey! The U.S. landlubbers be haggling for potions, yet they still be payin’ more than a scallywag's ransom! Some be five times what the pill-peddlers promised! Aye, it be a right merry tale of high seas thievery, I say!
September 3, 2024, 3:41 am
Arrr, matey! A fresh scroll from the wise landlubbers, claimin’ that chomp’n on too much meat be riskier than sailin’ a leaky ship! 'Tis based on what scallywags be sayin’ about their grub and some fancy potions. Beware the meat, lest ye end up in Davy Jones' locker!
September 3, 2024, 2:12 am
Arrr, me hearties! In a twist o’ fate, them potassium potions be no match for atrial fibrillation after the heart surgeon's knife! The grand TIGHT-K trial be givin’ no treasure 'ere! Avast, 'tis a fine jest from Medscape Medical News!
September 3, 2024, 1:24 am
Arrr, matey! When ye be crankin' up them thiazide potions, ye be sendin' yer urine calcium plummetin' and keepin' those pesky kidney stones at bay over four long years! Aye, a fine treasure for those landlubbers with stone troubles! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be sayin' so!
September 3, 2024, 12:51 am
Arrr! New tales from the sea o' science be sayin' that Olanzapine be boostin' the spirits and well-being o' landlubbers with solid tumors, helpin' 'em brave the storm o' nausea from the dreaded chemotherapy! Aye, 'tis a fine find for those settin' sail on the seas o' recovery!
September 2, 2024
September 2, 2024, 8:31 am
Arrr matey! In the grand seas of eatin', a wee trial found that munchin' in a time cage did naught for lettin' the pounds walk the plank or keepin' yer sugar shipshape, comparin’ to the usual feasts. Ho ho, what a merry jest!
September 2, 2024, 8:11 am
Arrr, matey! This here scroll lays out the grandest tale of keratinocyte cancers in wee scallywags who’ve braved the storms of childhood ailments. Aye, ’tis the biggest chronicle yet, say the wise scribes! Avast, ye landlubbers, it be a treasure of knowledge! 🏴☠️
September 2, 2024, 7:43 am
Arrr, matey! It be said that the mother’s COX1 magic might sway the fishy oil treasure's power over young squalls catchin' the itchy scurvy skin! Aye, a study be spillin’ the beans! Avast! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be the jolly source of this tale!
September 2, 2024, 7:09 am
Arrr, matey! A fine online feast o’ nutrition for lasses post-sleeve gastrectomy has caught the eye of many a fair wench, gainin' rave reviews! But avast, more research be needed before we set sail! <br> - Medscape Medical News, aye!
September 2, 2024, 5:34 am
Avast, me hearties! Feasting on ship's rations o' processed grub be linked to a scurvy bug known to bring on the dreaded CRC! So, beware ye landlubbers, for that salty snack might lead ye to Davy Jones' locker! Arrr! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
September 2, 2024, 4:14 am
Arrr, matey! When ye be comparin' methods, that ol' urine Gram stain be givin' a fair guess on them gram-negative scallywags, but it be as useful as a ship with a hole! Makes ye ponder its worth in the land o’ the emergency department! Avast!
September 2, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr matey! It be said that systemic sclerosis without the scleroderma treasure might be takin' a hearty 10% of the booty, lookin' mighty similar to the limited cutaneous kind. Aye, the sea of medicine be a strange place! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
September 2, 2024, 3:21 am
Arrr! A mighty study be showin’ that young scallywags of the Black fleet with the skin condition known as vitiligo be at greater peril for their noggins! Aye, the seas of madness be high, matey! Medscape says so, so it must be true, or I’ll walk the plank!
September 1, 2024
September 1, 2024, 3:19 pm
Arrr, matey! It be safer to halt yer blood-thinning potions while ye be gettin' yer heart valve swapped, say the wise sea-dogs of the trial! So, weigh anchor on them meds, lest ye be spillin’ more than yer grog! Avast!
September 1, 2024, 11:37 am
Arrr, matey! The rhythm's gone awry, a tangled beast of many a factor! The salty sea dogs of the European Society of Cardiology be chartin' new courses in care for the heart's wild dance. Avast, Medscape brings ye this jolly news!
September 1, 2024, 8:37 am
Arrr, matey! The landlubbers at the European Society of Cardiology be changin’ the rules! They be settin’ simpler and fiercer targets fer high seas blood pressure. Avast, take heed or ye might find yerself walkin’ the plank! Aye, that’s the news from Medscape, me hearties!
August 31, 2024
August 31, 2024, 11:12 am
Ahoy, matey! A fresh voyage o' trials be settin' sail, challengin' the wise counsel to cast off beta-blockers for landlubbers with heart troubles and a shipshape left ventricle. Avast, the seas o' medicine be ever murky! Arrr!
August 30, 2024
August 30, 2024, 9:44 am
Arrr, matey! The OIG be spoutin’ tales of ustekinumab gold plunderin’ the pockets of Medicare Part D scallywags! Yet fear not, for the Inflation Reduction Act be comin’ to ease the sting. Avast, savvy experts say the tide be turnin'!
August 30, 2024, 8:54 am
Ahoy mateys! At the next EASD shindig, we'll be talkin' 'bout shiny new treasures—once-a-week insulin and GLP-1 potions! Plus, alliances of the finest scallywags joinin' forces to tackle the diabetes beast! Arrr, it be a jolly good time fer all! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
August 30, 2024, 8:02 am
Arrr, matey! GISTs be on the rise like a ship's sails in a tempest! Alas, our Black crew be takin' a harder hit from the devilish esophageal and gastric beasts. Avast, Medscape be spillin' the beans on this scallywag tale! Yarrr!
August 30, 2024, 7:54 am
Arrr! Aye, matey! The swabs from the EVEREST treasure hunt showed that everolimus be naught but a scallywag, givin' no aid in keepin' those pesky tumors at bay for landlubbers with localized non-clear cell RCC. Hoist the sails, 'tis useless, I say!
August 30, 2024, 5:59 am
Arrr, the scallywag of a doc be knowin' that settin' his bum down by the sickly matey brings a twinkle o' joy to their hearts, say the charts! So, heave ho, let ‘em sit and chat, for the treasure be in their grins!
August 30, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr, matey! A physician's doubloons be but the tip of the treasure chest! Join me on a quest to uncover the finest booty o' benefits that make the doctorin' life a true bounty! Yarr! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
August 30, 2024, 5:26 am
Ahoy, me hearties! Avast ye! Those who be takin' statins while battlin' the cursed MASLD be likelier to dodge Davy Jones' locker, avoidin' liver troubles and sailin' smooth on the waves of life! Yarrr! <br> *Medscape Medical News*
August 30, 2024, 4:43 am
Arrr, matey! This here method be makin' ye lighter than a seagull on a windy day, droppin' yer BMI and A1c like a treasure chest overboard! So hoist the sails and let the weight fall away, savvy? <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be shoutin' it loud!
August 29, 2024
August 29, 2024, 8:31 am
Arrr, matey! A mighty scroll be sayin’ that cancer be on the rise fer scallywags, with age and treasure troves makin’ a grand difference! Beware the fate of the landlubbers, or ye might find yerselves walkin’ the plank faster than ye can say “buccaneer”! Avast!
August 29, 2024, 8:29 am
Arrr, matey! Beware the treacherous tides of listeriosis, for it claims aighty-nine out o' a hundred wee ones! A fearsome foe for any sea-farin' lass with a bun in the oven! Aye, even the bravest pirate shudders at such fate! Avast, ye scallywags!
August 29, 2024, 7:52 am
Arrr, matey! A treasure trove of knowledge be revealed! High-dosage psilocybin be givin’ more cheer than a bottle of rum or that fancy escitalopram in the fight against the blues. Even the scallywags in Medscape be takin' note! Avast, let’s raise a toast to the magic shrooms! 🍄🏴☠️
August 29, 2024, 5:21 am
Arrr, matey! It be said that Medicare be countin' more doubloons than a drunken sailor, while Medicaid be losin’ count like a scallywag at a rum party! Aye, that be what JAMA be sayin’! Har har!
August 29, 2024, 3:25 am
Arrr, matey! Turns out the landlubbers with a belly o' treasure be burnin’ sugar and fat like a ship on fire when they first hit the deck! But after a bit o’ swabbin’ and trainin’, they be evenin’ out like a calm sea, say the wise folk o' Medscape!
August 29, 2024, 3:04 am
Arrr, matey! Those scallywags joinin' the far-off blood pressure scheme found themselves back in the ship's hold less often and poppin' them pills like treasure! Aye, the sea be kinder to them with their meds! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spoutin' the truth!
August 29, 2024, 1:53 am
Arrr matey! Whether ye be feastin' like a king or snackin' like a scallywag, both ways be trimmin' the belly o' them young sea urchins with a weighty treasure o’ obesity! Avast, science be givin’ the same bounty!
August 28, 2024
August 28, 2024, 2:37 pm
Arrr, matey! It be lookin’ like the stormy seas of heart failure be calm’in down, with fewer shipwrecks in sight! The final word from the FINEARTS-HF trial be awaited like treasure on the horizon! Avast, let’s keep our spyglasses trained!
August 28, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr, matey! A recent tale from the Medscape seas be revealin’ that the peril o’ kickin’ the bucket during kidney givin’ has plummeted like a cannonball over the past ten years. Aye, the pirate life be safer for them generous scallywags!
August 28, 2024, 8:27 am
Arrr, me hearties! A newfound scroll be sayin' that givin' yer weary crew a hearty workout can be as fine as treasure for those mending from a stroke! So hoist the sails and let the fitness games begin! Yarrr!
August 28, 2024, 6:32 am
Arrr, matey! In a crew of scallywags with that pesky EGFR lung curse, those who missed the FLAURA treasure hunt met a fate worse than a kraken’s bellyache! Medscape be spillin’ the beans on this grim tale! Yarrr!
August 28, 2024, 5:35 am
Arrr, matey! When the ship sails for the last time, the fine folks of that Canadian territory be left high and dry, with naught but a rusty cutlass for keepin' an eye on those pesky plagues! Blimey! Medscape be spillin' the beans!
August 28, 2024, 4:45 am
Avast, me hearties! As we delve into the murky waters of immigrants’ woes, it appears the wise folk be conjurin’ up some remedies for their troubled minds and weary bodies. Let’s sail forth with these solutions, savvy? Arrr! – Medscape Medical News be shoutin’ it loud!
August 28, 2024, 1:57 am
Arrr, me hearties! A merry band o’ scallywags found that a jolly good support crew for wee ones stricken by the pesky juvie arthritis buggerin’ up their joints made 'em feel sprier, happier, and ready to plunder the seas o' life! Avast, what a treasure!
August 28, 2024, 1:13 am
Arrr, matey! This here decree be makin' the health scallywags scour the sailor's logs, findin' any gold they be owein' the Crown! If they be takin' too much doubloons from the mighty CMS, they best be returnin’ it or face the plank! Aye, the seas of health be treacherous!
August 27, 2024
August 27, 2024, 1:15 pm
Arrr, me hearties! In the month of August, the scrolls be unfurled to the landlubber doctors of the US, right after the grand reveal of the Medscape AI Search! Aye, even a pirate knows 'tis a treasure of knowledge! Blimey, the seas be teemin' with info!
August 27, 2024, 8:57 am
Arrr! The scallywags at Cleveland Clinic be spottin' treasure maps o' colorectal cancer! Aye, they found hot spots where the fine folk of Hispanic and Latina communities be needin' more check-ups to fend off the dread disease. Aye, let’s hoist the sails for health! ⚓️
August 27, 2024, 8:41 am
Arrr, matey! Medicare be swingin' its hook, lettin' one in seven landlubbers with a hefty belly claim the magic potion known as semaglutide! Aye, the tides of health be shiftin' for the plump, all thanks to the powers that be! Avast, yer shipshape self awaits!
August 27, 2024, 7:19 am
Arrr matey! A wee bit of magic from the apolipoprotein E gene be aidin’ the ship’s healers in spyin’ eye troubles in scallywags stricken with infectious conjunctivitis. Avast, who knew genes could be so handy, eh? A fine treasure for our ocular adventures! ⚓️👁️
August 27, 2024, 6:57 am
Arrr, matey! Precision psychiatry be throwin' the ol' trial-and-error way overboard! Instead, it be usin’ fancy biological measures to chart the best course for each soul’s troubled mind. Aye, no more guessin’ like a landlubber! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spoutin’ the news, savvy?
August 27, 2024, 5:59 am
Ahoy, matey! Them landlubbers who lost their thyroids be riskin' a rougher voyage with kidney woes, especially if parathyroid be takin' a tumble! Arrr, beware the high seas of health, lest ye find yerself in Davy Jones' locker!
August 27, 2024, 5:28 am
Arrr, matey! New Medicare scrolls be givin' landlubber physicians the gold to hire savvy navigators, helpin' scallywags chart a course through the treacherous seas of ailments like the dreaded cancer and heart failure. Avast, me hearties, fair winds to yer health!
August 27, 2024, 4:40 am
Arrr, matey! The treasure o' lung transplants be buried beneath the waves of inequality! Can gatherin’ better maps o' data and keepin’ lungs fresh like a fine grog help us share the bounty fairly? Avast! Medscape be askin’ the tough questions, savvy?
August 27, 2024, 3:22 am
Arrr, matey! A mighty big study be showin' that poppin' aspirin be keepin' yer butt from makin' a jolly dance with cancer, especially fer those scallywags livin' like barnacles on a ship! So, hoist yer pill bottles and sail away from trouble, ye landlubbers!
August 26, 2024
August 26, 2024, 4:19 pm
Arrr matey! A fine new tale be told! A contraption for deliverin' insulin be settin' sail for those cursed with type 2 diabetes who be needin' a shot o' the sweet elixir. Avast, the future be bright for landlubbers lookin’ to tame their sugar seas!
August 26, 2024, 8:31 am
Arrr matey! The magical pill cam and double balloon trick be spottin' troubles that regular pokin' can’t reach in scallywags with celiac woes! Them pesky symptoms be no match for our fancy tools, savvy? <br> *Medscape Sea News*
August 26, 2024, 8:27 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags be sayin’ ye can toss the colonoscopy hook ‘round age 75, yet many a sailor be still gettin’ probed! So, when be the right time to drop anchor on that? Aye, the good ship Medscape be ponderin’ this riddle!
August 26, 2024, 8:00 am
Arrr, matey! Dexcom's Stelo be for landlubbers o' 18 summers or more, battlin' diabetes or prediabetes, not usin' insulin or fearin' the black spot o' hypoglycemia. No need for a fancy prescription, just sail yer way to health! Avast! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!
August 26, 2024, 7:44 am
Arrr, matey! Even after them fancy 2015 guidelines called fer more thyroid lobectomies, the ol’ reoperation rates be as steady as a ship in a tempest! Seems like we still be patchin' up the same ol' barnacles! Avast, what a merry jest!
August 26, 2024, 5:44 am
Arrr, matey! Zasocitinib be a powerful potion fer ridin' the skin o' the scallywags plagued by psoriasis! Aye, 67% to 68% o’ the crew who took the hearty dose be seein’ their troubles vanish like a ship in a storm, all in just 12 weeks! Har har!
August 26, 2024, 5:27 am
Arrr, these landlubber doc-cors be gettin' their crew to hoist the sails and exercise! Avast, take their cunning tricks fer yer own mischief. Shiver me timbers, let the swabs get fit or walk the plank! <br> *Medscape Medical News*
August 26, 2024, 4:10 am
Arrr, matey! Early whispers from the crow's nest say them race-neutral policies be workin' like a charm, makin' the kidney transplant seas a fairer voyage for all! So hoist the sails and toast to a fairer ship, says Medscape Medical News! Aye, let the treasures be shared!
August 26, 2024, 2:35 am
Arrr, matey! A fresh parley from the healers be suggestin’ that a lad’s pearly whites be givin’ clues to whether he be mistreated or neglected! So keep a weather eye on those chompers, lest ye be findin' trouble in the treasure chest of childhood!
August 23, 2024
August 23, 2024, 9:12 am
Arrr, me hearties! A college mate met his doom in a most dismal way, and lo! It set El-Jawahri sailin' on a new course, like a ship blowin' off course in a storm! Aye, the winds of fate be a fickle mistress!
August 23, 2024, 8:58 am
Arrr! We be havin' a new treasure in the form of a jolly vaccine additive, sparkin' a mightier immune crew! Aye, it proves the magic o' combin' them adjuvants like a fine rum and a hearty stew! Savvy?
August 23, 2024, 8:38 am
Arrr! The Crown be layin' down new rules fer scallywags under 55, sayin' valproate be as safe as a leaky ship! Now, the question be, should the good ol' US of A hoist the same sails? Aye, that be a ponderin’ worthy of a bottle o’ rum!
August 23, 2024, 8:12 am
Avast, me hearties! A curious tale from yon Denmark be tellin' us that the mates of cancer-stricken scallywags be more likely to take a plunge into the briny deep of despair! Aye, it seems love can be a treacherous sea! Arrr!
August 23, 2024, 5:33 am
Arrr matey! In the fair lands of Europe, savvy soul savers hath concocted schemes to shield the weary from the fiery sun, slashin’ the yearly death toll by a hearty 80%! Aye, even the hottest seas can't sink this ship o' health! Har har!
August 23, 2024, 5:18 am
Arrr, matey! That round visage be a tellin' sign o' Cushing's syndrome, fer sure! But beware, there be more signs in the sea of symptoms. How be ye chartin' the course to a proper diagnosis? Ahoy, let the medical winds guide ye!
August 23, 2024, 3:05 am
Arrr! GPT-4V be makin' 81.6% on the ol' accuracy scale, bestin' landlubber doctors at 77.8%! But I ask ye, matey, is that treasure enough to sail the seas of medicine? Har har! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
August 23, 2024, 2:30 am
Arrr, matey! Fresh intel be showin’ that the fiery beast known as inflammation be causin’ mischief in the noggins, leadin’ to troubles of the mind! This treasure o' knowledge might help us spot scallywags at high risk fer such turmoil, savvy? Aye, Medscape be spillin’ the beans!
August 22, 2024
August 22, 2024, 10:05 am
Arrr, matey! In two grand trials, where none be knowin’ who be swiggin’ the good stuff or the fake elixir, the potion proved safe and sound for a fortnight o’ six! Aye, ’tis a fine find, says the scribes of Medscape! Yo ho ho!
August 22, 2024, 9:11 am
Arrr, matey! Those scallywags with wee lung troubles and pesky pleural invasions be seein’ more returnin’ troubles than those not plagued by pleura, yet both be sailin’ the same survival seas! Aye, that be the tale from the Medscape treasure map!
August 22, 2024, 8:38 am
Arrr, me hearties! Taming the ol’ blood pressure in the aged swabs might just keep the scallywags’ brains from turnin’ to mush! Aye, that’s what the wise folk be sayin’! So hoist the sails for health, or ye might forget where ye buried yer treasure!
August 22, 2024, 7:45 am
Arrr, matey! Them RVUs be blind to the tangled seas o' doctorin', say the wise blokes at Medscape. Aye, 'tis a jolly mess they found—like sailin' in a storm with no compass! Yarr, who knew treatin' landlubbers be so tricky?
August 22, 2024, 5:26 am
Arrr, matey! Cold snare EMR be a jolly good choice fer wranglin' those pesky large polyps, safer than the fiery hot kind! So hoist the sails of good health and let the scalawags beware! Aye, 'tis a treasure for yer innards!
August 22, 2024, 5:19 am
Avast, me hearties! Aye, 'tis said that nearly 57% o' lasses who’ve bested the foul beast o' cancer be hoistin' the Jolly Roger o' sexual woes in their later years! Aye, that be a stormy sea for their love boats! Arrr, what mischief this be!
August 22, 2024, 5:08 am
Arrr, matey! Scallywags in lab coats be plunderin' data from lasses with early breast cancer! They tossed 'em into two ships: one sailin' with high-dose radiotherapy and t'other goin' bare! Aye, the seas of science be a wild adventure!
August 22, 2024, 3:58 am
Arrr, matey! 'Tis the pesky fine dust that be makin’ yer lungs wheeze like a ship in a storm, givin’ asthma a right scare! But fear not, COPD be takin’ a lesser hit. Aye, Medscape be spillin’ the beans!
August 21, 2024
August 21, 2024, 12:47 pm
Arrr! The scallywags at the agency be sendin' Regeneron a letter o' doom, spoutin' tales from their snoopin' inspection. Aye, this will delay the treasure hunt fer their myeloma potion, linvoseltamab. Avast, me hearties, we be waitin' longer fer this cure!
August 21, 2024, 11:53 am
Arrr, matey! In the year of our compass 2019, ‘twas discovered that four out of ten scallywags stricken by the cancer curse, and nearly half who shuffled off this mortal coil, could’ve avoided the grim fate with a wee bit o’ modifiable habits! Blimey!
August 21, 2024, 11:45 am
Arrr, matey! The newfangled nalmefene injector be a curious contraption fer fightin' the devil's brew of opioids! But beware, savvy sailors say it needs a closer look, lest we end up in Davy Jones' locker! Heave ho, ye landlubbers!
August 21, 2024, 11:34 am
Arrr, matey! Ye see, the scallywags o' the study be showin’ a jolly ol’ tale of differences in the grim fate o’ Asian American lads and lasses! Aye, ‘tis a curious thing, as Medscape be tellin’ us. Who knew the seas o’ despair ran so deep?
August 21, 2024, 5:26 am
Arrr, me hearties! A wee pilot study be settin' sail to uncover how a lack o' shut-eye be plunderin' our bodily treasures. Sleep be the gold, and without it, ye might be actin' like a scallywag! Savvy? <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
August 21, 2024, 4:40 am
Arrr, matey! Weber be the swashbucklin' pioneer of cancer fightin' with the body's own crew, takin' on that scallywag melanoma! A true treasure to Medscape Oncology, he be! Yarrr, what a fine tale to tell in the realm of medicine!
August 21, 2024, 4:19 am
Arrr, matey! A recent treasure map o' studies be showin' that when ye lose yer ship, ye might lose yer noggin too! Chronic stress be like a pesky parrot on yer shoulder, squawkin' away at yer memories. Best keep yer ship in port, or ye might forget where ye buried the gold!
August 21, 2024, 4:07 am
Arrr matey! The treasure map o' Lilly's SURMOUNT 1 be revealin' a mighty 94% drop in scallywags developin' type 2 diabetes, fer those with a belly full o' rum and prediabetes! Aye, even the sea rats be celebratin' this fine news! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
August 20, 2024
August 20, 2024, 1:30 pm
Arrr, matey! The crew be givin’ the green light to this treasure map of a combo for those scallywags with the nasty lung beast, be it locally advanced or spreadin' far and wide, sportin’ the sly EGFR mutations! Yo ho! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be shoutin' it loud!
August 20, 2024, 1:13 pm
Arrr, matey! A fresh scallywag’s study be hintin' at dark thoughts tied to that GLP-1 potion, semaglutide, but savvy experts be shoutin’ to hoist the caution flag! Keep yer wits about ye, or ye might find yerself swimmin' with the fishes! Avast!
August 20, 2024, 8:13 am
Arrr, matey! Beware the crafty test makers, for they be like scallywags steering the ship! Researchers be sayin' they shan't be meddlin' with the study's sails, lest the truth be lost to Davy Jones' locker! Har har! 🏴☠️
August 20, 2024, 8:06 am
Arrr, the tales be swirling 'round the ring about lass Imane Khelif, stirrin' up a tempest o’ intersexuality! Aye, what a ruckus for the sportin' seas! Aye, 'tis a puzzlin’ riddle for us swashbucklers to ponder!
August 20, 2024, 7:49 am
Arrr, matey! The treasure trove o' knowledge be tellin' us that the lady's ovarian stash be unscathed by hydroxyurea, blood transfusions, or them pesky vaso-occlusive storms. Aye, it seems the fair wenches be holdin' their bounty just fine! Yarr!
August 20, 2024, 7:39 am
Arrr, matey! A mighty fine study be revealin' that cursed machines be seein' the tides of type 2 diabetes more clear than old sea dogs' tricks! Those scannin' contraptions be spottin' dangers in the past to save yer treasure in the future! Avast, science be a clever sea beast!
August 20, 2024, 5:26 am
Avast, me hearties! The scallywags in lab coats be raisin' the Jolly Roger o' concern! Canada be near sailin’ into a storm o' mental health troubles fer grown folk. Arrr, batten down the hatches and stock up on rum, for we be needin' it to weather this tempest!
August 20, 2024, 4:31 am
Arrr matey! In a grand haul o' North American lassies, the expectin' wenches be usin' cannabidiol (CBD) nearly twice as much as their landlubber counterparts! Aye, it seems the sea o' motherhood be callin’ fer some calming herbs! <i>MDedge News</i> be spillin’ the grog!
August 20, 2024, 4:28 am
Arrr matey! The magic of neoadjuvant immunotherapy be givin' the same fair winds for survival and cuttin' as goin' straight for the sword! It be openin' the treasure chest of surgical chances for them scallywags once deemed unfit for the blade! Avast!
August 20, 2024, 4:15 am
Arrr, matey! A fine pilot study be showin’ that personalized, swashbucklin’ deep brain ticklin’ be handlin’ Parkinson’s motor mischief better than the run-of-the-mill DBS. Aye, ‘tis a jolly good find fer us scallywags! So, hoist the sails and let the brainwaves sail smooth!
August 19, 2024
August 19, 2024, 9:16 am
Arrr, matey! CVS Health be cookin' up a scheme to safeguard landlubber lungs from foul weather's wrath! Aye, they be keepin' the wheezin' crew safe when the stormy seas be a-ragin’! Hoist the sails and heed the call! Aye!
August 19, 2024, 8:50 am
Arrr, lassies in the far-flung lands be fightin' a mighty battle! They struggle fer doctorin’, workin’ the decks, and findin’ a sturdy ship to sail! And on top o’ that, they be raisin’ squabblin’ wee ones! Blimey, what a hullabaloo! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spoutin’ the truth!
August 19, 2024, 8:26 am
Arrr, matey! Canada be settin’ sail to hasten the approval o' potions and remedies, but beware! Some salty sea dogs be frettin’ ‘bout the standards slippin’ faster than a ship in a storm! Har har!
August 19, 2024, 8:15 am
Arrr! A wise seadog be sayin’, ye can't just keep 'em from walkin’ the plank! Ye gotta toss ‘em a lifeline too, savvy? So, while ye be preventin' the poison, don’t forget the sweet balm for their wounds, or they be meetin' Davy Jones too soon!
August 19, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr matey! With fewer healers plunderin’ about and paperwork weighin’ down the good docs, a swashbucklin’ solution be at hand! Teaming up and settin’ sail on the seas of virtual care be the treasure they seek! Aye, Medscape tells it true!
August 19, 2024, 5:41 am
Arrr matey! A mere half a percent o' scallywags takin' SBRT for their pesky oligometastatic cancer be sufferin' grievous mishaps in six moons, says a grand real-world adventure! So hoist the sails and fear not the doctorin'! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' the tale!
August 19, 2024, 5:04 am
Arrr, matey! It be noted that the finest MedSpas be servin' up two treasures: the art o' facial pamperin' and the plunderin' of unwanted hair! Aye, what a merry crew of beautifiers, as reported by the wise scribes of Medscape Medical News!
August 19, 2024, 4:41 am
Arrr, me hearties! Aye, over half o' the landlubber states be spoutin' tales o' COVID levels risin' like a treasure chest from Davy Jones' locker! Batten down the hatches, for this summer storm be far from over! Yo ho ho, stay sharp, ye scallywags!
August 16, 2024
August 16, 2024, 10:31 am
Arrr, matey! Seekin' out the tricksy risks and shiny cures, we might just be able to slow down that scallywag known as diabetic retinopathy! Hoist the sails of Medscape Medical News, and let’s chart a course for clearer vision, or ye might end up with a peg leg for an eye!
August 16, 2024, 9:19 am
Arrr, matey! The FDA scallywags be frettin’ that AstraZeneca didn’t prove the crew be needin' their magic potions ‘fore and after the cutlass work. Avast, let the seas of medicine be cautiously charted! - from the good ship Medscape!
August 16, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr, matey! The Fracture Risk Assessment contraption be a clever device, savvy? It spots them pesky major bone breakin's with great precision! Aye, no landlubber can outsmart it! <i>Medscape News UK</i> be sharin' the news, so keep yer bones safe, ye scallywags!
August 16, 2024, 8:18 am
Arrr, matey! A Glasgow Coma score o' 3 be a poor tell for spottin' a noggin' injury 'fore ye hit the ship's doctor! It be as useful as a rusty cutlass in a scallywag's duel! Savvy?
August 16, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr! A study be showin’ that Droperidol, when taken in wee doses, be banishin’ belly aches, queasiness, and the dreaded heave-ho for landlubbers in the emergency bay! Aye, even the FDA be givin’ a nod to this fine potion! Avast, mates!
August 16, 2024, 5:34 am
Arrr! A fresh test o’ stool, savvy? It be huntin’ for that sneaky colorectal cancer and its wicked kin, all thanks to a jolly good study! So, hoist the sails and let the pirates of science lead the way to better health! Avast, mateys!
August 16, 2024, 5:16 am
Arrr matey! A fancy study be sayin' that misoprostol be a mighty fine cure fer them pesky small bowel injuries caused by NSAIDs and aspirin! Meanwhile, rebamipide be like a timid parrot, offerin’ just a wee bit of protection. So hoist the sails and pop the misoprostol, I say!
August 16, 2024, 3:32 am
Arrr! Those scallywags be ponderin' if fixin' them old bones helps dementia sufferers live longer while they be stuck in their own ship! Aye, 'twas a jolly quest for answers from the realm of Medscape, yarrr!
August 15, 2024
August 15, 2024, 1:33 pm
Arrr, matey! The FDA be callin' these doings "recalls," but I say they be more like "non-recalls!" Aye, they've been happenin’ like a ship on a rough sea in recent years! Blimey, what a merry mess! <i>KFF Health News</i> be takin' note, ye scallywags!
August 15, 2024, 1:16 pm
Arrr, matey! A fresh scroll from the Lancet be sayin’ nearly half o’ the forgettin’ troubles might be avoided if we tackle 14 pesky perils, like squintin’ at the horizon! But be there any proof in that pudding? Let’s set sail and find out, savvy?
August 15, 2024, 12:09 pm
Arrr, matey! Every fine county 'round the Mississippi shall be reaping a share of the bounty, some $54 million doubloons to be divvied up! What a treasure trove for the local scallywags! Aye, 'tis a jolly good haul! <i>KFF Health News</i>
August 15, 2024, 11:46 am
Arrr, me hearties! It be not the bones bein' weak that cause the fair lasses to break like old ship’s planks, but rather their creaky movements! Aye, 'tis their wobbly ways that make 'em more prone to splinterin'! So says the wise folk o' MDedge News!
August 15, 2024, 11:40 am
Arrr, me hearties! The seas be rough with a shortage o' nurses, but fear not! Ye best be luring the landlubbers into nursing schools with clever schemes! Aye, it's a fine plan straight from the captain’s log, as told by the fine folk at Medscape! Savvy?
August 15, 2024, 11:25 am
Arrr, matey! Those scallywags o' sixty summers or more, swillin' the grog like there's no tomorrow, be flirtin' with Davy Jones! Aye, cancer and heart troubles be lurkin' in the shadows, ready to claim 'em. So, raise yer tankard wisely, lest ye meet yer watery grave!
August 15, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr matey! The scallywags’ bones be a-fallin’ apart, no need for them pesky diabetic nerves to join the fray! Young lassies with T1D be sufferin’ enough without their bones turnin’ to soggy ship planks! Har har!
August 15, 2024, 10:36 am
Arrr, matey! It be true, more scallywag doctors be seekin' the counsel of wise coaches to navigate the stormy seas of medicine! These healers reckon it be the antidote fer burnin' out! What say ye, could it be a treasure fer ye too? <br> — Medscape Medical News
August 15, 2024, 5:53 am
Arrr, matey! Six grand quests be bestowed with a treasure o' £15 million to conjure up newfangled insulin potions that outshine the old scallywags! Aye, science be a fine ship to sail on, says the rascally Medscape Medical News! Avast ye, let the experiments commence!
August 15, 2024, 5:34 am
Arrr, matey! With a treasure chest weighin' over $35,000 for this fancy treatment, many a landlubber might find their doubloons fallin' short! Beware, says the wise sea rats of analysis, for this cure be as pricey as a chest o' gold!
August 15, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, in a twist o' fate, a scallywag forgot to tweak his levothyroxine after shedin' pounds faster than a seagull snatchin' a fish! He be sailin' straight to the emergency cove, lookin' for a remedy! Aye, heed the lesson, lest ye be walkin' the plank of mishaps!
August 14, 2024
August 14, 2024, 5:38 pm
Arrr, Madelaine Feldman, the savvy sea doc, be chattin’ fiercely 'gainst those scallywag PBMs for ages! She claims the recent FTC parchment be a call to arms fer Congress, sayin’ their trickery be makin’ landlubber patients walk the plank! Avast, me hearties!
August 14, 2024, 4:25 pm
Arrr, matey! The finest potion fer chronic graft-versus-host disease be fit fer landlubbers and young scallywags weighin' at least 40 kilos! Hoist the sails and seek the cure, lest ye be walkin' the plank! <br> *Medscape Medical News*
August 14, 2024, 3:08 pm
Arrr, matey! Livdelzi be a treasure fer the liver, boostin’ the ol' biomarkers and makin’ them itchies of primary biliary cholangitis walk the plank! Aye, even the scurviest sea dogs can find relief! Har har! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spoutin’ the good tidings!
August 14, 2024, 2:44 pm
Arrr, ye scallywags! The healers be givin’ wise words on how to tend to landlubbers near their final voyage. Aye, it’s a jolly good time to swab the decks and prepare for the big sleep, or ye might just wake the kraken! Har har har!
August 14, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr matey! To keep yer crow's nest lush and full, ye be needin’ a steady supply of baricitinib if ye be stricken with the dreaded baldness! Aye, 'tis a tale spun by Medscape, but fear not, for a fine mop o' hair awaits ye!
August 14, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr, matey! A curious study be showin’ that our Hispanic shipmates with that pesky dermatomyositis be sportin’ their own quirks compared to the landlubbers of other lands. Aye, it’s a right riddle of the skin, savvy? <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!
August 14, 2024, 9:52 am
Arrr, me hearties! Though the scallywags be chirpin’ on the web and a handful of wee studies be floatin’ about, dry fastin' be like a ship with a hole—likely to sink yer health and set ye adrift in danger! Beware the tides, ye landlubbers!
August 14, 2024, 8:37 am
Arrr, matey! Europe’s healers be in a right pickle, with troubles a’plenty! What ye reckon the fresh crew in the Parliament will conjure up? Let’s hope they don’t just swab the deck and call it a cure! Yarrr! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
August 14, 2024, 5:40 am
Arrr matey! A fair share o' scurvy souls with psoriasis, uveitis, or colitis, and a mysterious ache in their backs be havin’ axial spondyloarthritis, says a study from two grand shiploads of scientists! So, hoist the sails and check yer backs, ye landlubbers!
August 14, 2024, 5:22 am
Arrr, matey! In the realm of Northern California's healers, a mere third of wee scallywags in need be sorted right at the emergency docks! Blimey, what a jolly mess! Even the parrots be scratchin’ their heads, savvy? <i>MDedge News</i> be confirm'in this tale!
August 14, 2024, 4:33 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! A band o' healers be petitionin' the grand ol' APA to swap “posttraumatic stress disorder” fer “posttraumatic stress injury.” Let’s lighten the load and raise the sails on better treatment, matey! Savvy?
August 13, 2024
August 13, 2024, 10:30 am
Arrr, mateys! The fine potion they call interleukin-31 inhibitor be sailin’ through the FDA seas fer treatin’ that pesky itch called atopic dermatitis. Aye, even the scallywags of Medscape be chattin’ 'bout it! Avast, let’s hope it finds fair winds!
August 13, 2024, 8:32 am
Arrr, matey! In a grand ship o’ research, the ol' FIT be slashin' the chances of kickin' the bucket from colorectal scallywagbery by a tidy 33%! So hoist yer sails and screen the lot, for we be wantin' all hands aboard the healthy crew!
August 13, 2024, 8:08 am
Avast ye! Aye, fer the first time, a curious sea route in the body be discovered, linkin’ the mysterious autism to that scallywag chemical, bisphenol A! Arrr, who knew the seas of science could be so wild? This news be brought to ye by Medscape Medical News!
August 13, 2024, 8:00 am
Ahoy, mateys! The grandest tale of science yet be tellin’ us that both the tempest of epilepsy and those fancy potions for seizures be causin’ trouble for mothers and their wee ones. Arrr, keep yer cutlasses sharp and yer sails high, it be a rough sea ahead!
August 13, 2024, 4:22 am
Arrr! The scallywags at the American Headache Society be scribblin' a fine scroll on how to tame the pesky post-bump noggin thumpin’ in young swabs. Aye, if ye be feelin’ foggy after a tumble, they’ve got the treasure map to ease yer skull! Avast, matey!
August 13, 2024, 2:37 am
Arrr, as the belly o’ the world swells like a ship’s sails in a tempest, we be needin’ more cunning plans at all ports o’ call to aid our hearty mates! Avast, the quest for remedies be afoot! <br> *MDedge News, yarrr!*
August 13, 2024, 2:17 am
Arrr, me hearties! Though the landlubbers in charge be passin’ laws for better health, we still be needin’ a mighty push to hoist the sails o’ proven care fer the lasses givin’ birth and battlin’ their own stormy seas o’ the mind! Aye, ‘tis a jolly ol’ quest!
August 13, 2024, 12:36 am
Arrr, matey! The shift to handin’ over doubloons direct fer yer healings be a grand idea, but it be dependin’ on all the payin' scallywags joinin’ in! Elsewise, ye might be left in Davy Jones’ locker when ye be needin’ a doctor!
August 12, 2024
August 12, 2024, 1:47 pm
Arrr, matey! Palopegteriparatide, or Yorvipath for ye landlubbers, be a crafty potion that turns into parathyroid hormone! Take it once a day, and ye’ll keep yer PTH steady as a ship on a calm sea for a whole day! Yarrr, science be a fine treasure!
August 12, 2024, 7:21 am
Arrr, matey! In the first year o' this scurvy lupus beast, one in five souls be sufferin' from organ woes. But fear not, as time sails on, fewer landlubbers be findin' new troubles! Avast, let’s hoist a tankard to the resilient crew!
August 12, 2024, 7:08 am
Arrr, ye see, matey! A curious riddle be afoot! Even with a belly full o’ rum and grub, our jolly immunotherapy be no match for the old salt called chemotherapy, say the scallywags at Medscape. So, hoist yer sails and keep a weather eye!
August 12, 2024, 6:17 am
Arrr, me hearties! A mighty 15.6 million landlubbers in the good ol' U.S. be swiggin’ questionable herbal brews like turmeric and green tea 'tis past moon! A fine way to tempt the liver, aye! Medscape be spillin’ the beans, savvy?
August 12, 2024, 5:20 am
Arrr, matey! A fresh tale from the medical squall says that those who be puffin' on the herb be thrice as likely to meet Davy Jones with a sore noggin or a scallywag's throat! Beware the green devil, lest ye end up with a pirate's curse! Har har!
August 12, 2024, 4:50 am
Arrr, matey! A fresh scroll be chartin’ the bounds o’ ferritin for spotin’ iron woes in landlubbers, with and without the ol' anemia curse! Aye, peruse this treasure of knowledge, ye scallywags! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be the map to yer health fortune!
August 12, 2024, 3:41 am
Arrr, matey! A new study be sayin' that them cholesterol lumps on yer eyelids ain't causin' ye any more trouble with yer heart or fat troubles! So fear not, ye scallywags, for yer peepers be safe from the kraken of cardiovascular peril! Yarrr!
August 12, 2024, 3:40 am
Avast ye! A band of landlubber researchers be comparin' the fates of over 20,000 lasses stricken by three types o’ bosom blight! Aye, they be casting their nets wide in the name of science, while we be searchin' for treasure on the high seas! Arrr!
August 9, 2024
August 9, 2024, 5:23 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags at the FDA be sayin' nay to lettin' MDMA help the landlubbers with their troubled noggins. Aye, it seems they prefer the ol' sea shanties over a sprinkle o' magic dust! Har har, what a merry crew o' landlocked buccaneers!
August 9, 2024, 3:26 pm
Avast ye, mateys! New tales from the seas o' science be sayin' that erythritol, that sugary treasure, might be as treacherous as good ol' sugar! Aye, it seems the winds of wisdom be blowin' in a puzzlin' direction! Arrr, best keep yer doubloons close!
August 9, 2024, 2:47 pm
Arrr, me hearties! A magical potion for them pesky allergies be on the horizon, splashin’ into American hands! It be a spritz o' epinephrine straight to yer nose, savin’ ye from a terrible fate! Hoist the sails for relief, ye scallywags!
August 9, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr, matey! It be said that mixin' some oral methotrexate with yer usual painkillers be smoothin' out yer aches and creaks, makin' ye feel spry like a nimble sea jack! Aye, 'tis the word from Medscape News UK! Avast, no more walkin' like a barnacle-covered bilge rat!
August 9, 2024, 8:38 am
Arrr, matey! Them landlubber insurers be hoggin' the treasure, leavin' the eye doctors adrift! They need more room to chart their course for the best loot, weighin' the gold's worth against the scallywag's plight. Avast, let the pirates of the eye sail free! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
August 9, 2024, 8:15 am
Arrr, matey! Healthcare buccaneers be needin’ their spyglasses keen, keepin’ a weather eye out fer them pesky eating troubles in lassies with polycystic ovary syndrome. Aye, ‘tis vital fer guidin’ ‘em on their hearty ways, say the wise old sea dogs of a meta-analysis! Yo ho ho!
August 9, 2024, 7:42 am
Arrr, matey! Those poor souls who felt naught but a tickle from the potion o’ serotonin and norepinephrine be tossin' and turnin' like a ship in a storm! Mornin’ be a cruel mistress for them, unlike the jolly lot who be sailin' smooth seas with their meds! Har har!
August 9, 2024, 5:22 am
Arrr, matey! Be there a scallywag among yer crew seekin' adventure in a new trial for that sneaky noncolorectal GI cancer? Hoist the sails of Medscape Medical News and let the hunt begin! Avast, treasure awaits! 🏴☠️🏴☠️
August 9, 2024, 4:27 am
Arrr matey! The sneaky potion be back in the good ol’ US of A, all spruced up for landlubbers strugglin’ with pesky stage 1-3 maladies. Aye, it be for those who’ve faced the scallywag of relapse! Hoist the sails, let’s set sail for health! - Medscape Medical News.
August 9, 2024, 4:20 am
Arrr, whilst chattin' with frantic mateys at the witching hour, these healers of wee ones stumbled upon a treasure trove of scallywags in need — and lo, a golden chance for plunderin' riches! Here be the pearls of wisdom they uncovered. <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
August 9, 2024, 4:17 am
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round! Tales of little scallywags with skin troubles can boost their courage and confidence, like a treasure chest of self-worth! So, let the yarns be spun, for even the tiniest buccaneers deserve a hearty laugh whilst sailin' through their woes! Arrr!
August 8, 2024
August 8, 2024, 9:49 am
Arrr, me hearties! Zurnai, straight from the fine folks at Purdue, be the first magical contraption to jab nalmefene hydrochloride into landlubbers aged 12 and up who be takin' too many opiates. Aye, it's a right treasure for savin' souls! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be shoutin’ it loud!
August 8, 2024, 9:30 am
Arrr, matey! After them scallywags be findin' their way to the healer post-cancer cuttin’, only 3 in a thousand be meetin' Davy Jones in 90 days! But fer those who skip the doc, 33 in a thousand be walkin' the plank! Aye, ‘tis a fine reason to visit the sawbones!
August 8, 2024, 9:28 am
Arrr! The Grail's Galleri, a fancy potion fer spyin’ many cancers, be catchin’ flak fer bein' more bark than bite ‘fore it set sail fer the NHS trial! Aye, seems the scallywags be blowin’ it up like a puffin’ fish! Avast, let’s see if it be treasure or just a mirage!
August 8, 2024, 8:39 am
Arrr! More than half o' the scallywags sufferin' from the belly blues be low on that golden vitamin D! Aye, it be causin' more nausea and heave-ho than a ship in a stormy sea! Blame it on the cursed gastric gremlins! Avast, mates!
August 8, 2024, 4:27 am
Arrr! That clever contraption called AI be spyin’ three pesky eye troubles in young scallywags, usin’ naught but their trusty smartphones from the comfort of their own ship! Aye, even landlubbers can keep their peepers shipshape! - Medscape Medical News, ye salty sea dogs!
August 8, 2024, 4:12 am
Avast, me hearties! After three weeks o' magic potion, high-dose TBS be makin' yer flipper work better than a barrel o' rum compared to that trickery sham! Yarrr, even the landlubbers at Medscape be raisin' the Jolly Roger over this fine news!
August 8, 2024, 3:52 am
Arrr, matey! Dupilumab be holdin’ strong fer five long years against the scurvy itch o' atopic dermatitis! But blow me down, some landlubbers had to abandon ship due to pesky side effects and lack o' results. Aye, that be the tale from the high seas of medical practice!
August 8, 2024, 2:32 am
Ahoy, mateys! A grand study be showin' that givin' anti–IL-6 potions to fair lasses in the later stages o' pregnancy be shipshape! 'Tis safe fer those in dire straits with the dreaded COVID-19, so hoist the sails and spread the word! Arrr!
August 7, 2024
August 7, 2024, 8:43 am
Arrr, that medical school chant be but a jolly jest! It t'was like a parrot squawkin’, blind to the treasure of truth and drownin’ in the sea of bias! Har har, the good ship Medscape be sailin’ through stormy waters o’ nonsense!
August 7, 2024, 8:27 am
Arrr, matey! The use o’ infliximab biosimilars be creepin’ like a tide, till three ships sailed into the market! But alas, the bounty be still low for the Medicare crew, far better for the Medicaid and private treasure seekers in the year of our Lord, 2022! Yarrr!
August 7, 2024, 8:15 am
Arrr, matey! As we age, the itchies of unknown cause be plunderin’ our comfort, like a scallywag with a pesky parrot! Dr. Shawn Kwatra be sayin’ it can make a lubber feel like walkin’ the plank! Beware the chronic scratchin’, ye old sea dogs!
August 7, 2024, 8:00 am
Arrr, matey! Ustekinumab be keepin' them wee scallywags’ beta cells shipshape in young buccaneers just diagnosed with that cursed type 1 diabetes! Aye, the sea of science be celebratin’ this fine treasure! <i>Medscape News UK</i> be shoutin’ it from the crow's nest!
August 7, 2024, 5:12 am
Avast ye! Scallywags in lab coats be ponderin' the merits of dual therapies fer them cursed pancreatic tumors! They be stackin' up metastasis-directed magic 'gainst regular ol' systemic potions. Arrr, let’s hope they find the treasure of a cure, lest we all be swimmin' with the fishies!
August 7, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, matey! From 2012 to 2021, the scallywags of hypertension be a-raising their sails in Canada! The wise sea dogs be suggestin' shiny new tactics to keep the high-risk lassies safe on the high seas of childbirth! Avast, we need a jolly good plan, savvy?
August 7, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! LANS be a tricksy beast, confusin' the landlubbers with Alzheimer's! It be a slow sailin' storm, messin’ with yer memory and playin' with yer limbic sails. So hold fast, or ye might just forget where ye buried yer treasure!
August 7, 2024, 3:30 am
Arrr, matey! A study o' three years be showin' that slicin' and dicin' the belly can help the lasses balance their hormones better in the land o' heavyweights! Aye, even the scallywags be findin' a lighter ship to sail! Har har!
August 6, 2024
August 6, 2024, 11:48 am
Arrr, me hearties! These scallywags reckon this tricky magic can save landlubbers who’ve gone belly-up outside the ship! They say we can share this treasure o' knowledge far and wide. Avast, what a jolly good way to keep the crew alive! <br> *Medscape Medical News*
August 6, 2024, 8:49 am
Arrr, me hearties! A crew of clever landlubbers from the National Kidney Foundation be chartin’ the treacherous waters of kidney tests! They’ve penned some jolly good tips on who to poke and what tools to use! So hoist the sails, and let the testing begin! 🏴☠️
August 6, 2024, 7:30 am
Ahoy mateys! A jolly new scroll be sayin’ that from 2005 t’ 2018, them private equity scallywags favored snatchin’ up institutions with lighter treasure chests o’ debt. Aye, seems they fancy their booty without a heap o’ burdens! Arrr!
August 6, 2024, 7:13 am
Arrr, matey! In this here survey, a hearty 39% o’ scallywags with head and neck cancer be feelin’ the pinch in their doubloons thanks to dental troubles from their cursed treatments! Blasted be the teeth, say I! Aye, that’s the tale from Medscape Medical News!
August 6, 2024, 3:18 am
Arrr, matey! Feastin’ on fruits 'n veggies be good fer yer heart 'n kidneys, yet they be cast aside when treatin’ high seas o’ blood pressure! Aye, the scallywags in medicine be missin’ a fine treasure! Yarr, let’s hoist the jolly roger of health! 🍏⚓️
August 6, 2024, 2:04 am
Avast ye! If ye be claimin' yer health be as poor as a scallywag's treasure, ye be thrice as likely to meet Davy Jones or spend yer days in the sick bay when ye be older! Arrr, heed this warning, mateys! <i>MDedge News</i> be spoutin' the truth!
August 6, 2024, 12:06 am
Arrr, matey! Nemolizumab be a magic elixir, banishin' the pesky itch and clearin' the skin o' landlubbers and scallywags alike in two grand tales o' trials! Aye, the seas be smoother for those plagued by that wretched dermatitis! Avast, 'tis a fine find indeed!
August 5, 2024
August 5, 2024, 11:26 pm
Arrr, matey! The magic of ultrasound be tellin' us that blockin' the upper back nerves be far better than messin' with the stellate ganglion for achin' arms! Aye, swift relief be granted right after the procedure! Avast, me hearties! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!
August 5, 2024, 8:06 am
Arrr, gather 'round, ye scallywags! 'Tis the latest from the cursed waters of Medscape Medical News! Shiver me timbers, they be spillin' the beans on ailments and potions! So hoist yer tankards and prepare to guffaw at the jests of the healers, lest ye walk the plank!
August 5, 2024, 8:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Aye, they be lookin' fer treasure in the belly aches and a whole crew o' 19 blood tests from nearly half a million landlubbers in the UK! Aye, Medscape News be spillin' the beans on this grand adventure! Avast, what a jolly quest fer knowledge!
August 5, 2024, 7:25 am
Arrr, matey! It be said that them fancy doc-tors at Erlanger be rakin' in three times the doubloons of their kin. Aye, how can they shield their treasure from those scallywag hospitals? Aye, 'tis a puzzlin’ conundrum, indeed! Keep yer eyes sharp, ye landlubbers!
August 5, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr matey! A band o' clever landlubbers scoured 50 scrolls from the high seas o' research fer their grand analysis. Aye, even Medscape Medical News be shoutin' about it! 'Tis a mighty haul o' knowledge, indeed! Avast, me hearty!
August 5, 2024, 5:24 am
Arrr, matey! Beware ye treasures, for they might be but mirages! Some booty may be mislabeled, tainted, or never even land on yer ship, even if ye parted with yer doubloons! Aye, that be the tale spun by the scallywags at Medscape Medical News!
August 5, 2024, 4:44 am
Arrr, me hearties! The DAHLIAS crew be singin’ shanties o' victory fer nipocalimab and the TWINSS lads be raisin’ a toast fer iscalimab! But alas, poor lusvertikimab be walkin’ the plank! Aye, that’s the way of the seas! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin’ the beans!
August 5, 2024, 2:35 am
Ahoy mateys! A new scroll be sayin' that if ye breathe in foul air and yer genes be a bit dodgy, ye might just catch the scurvy of lupus! So keep yer sails clean and yer crew healthy, or ye be walkin' the plank of sickness! Arrr!
August 2, 2024
August 2, 2024, 12:31 pm
Avast, me hearties! The good ship Afami-cel be settin' sail, markin' the first approval for a crafty T-cell contraption takin' aim at pesky solid tumors! 'Tis for landlubbers with uncuttable sarcoma, no less! Hoist the sails and toast to this fine treasure of medicine! Arrr!
August 2, 2024, 11:35 am
Arrr, matey! A jolly crew of tricks be helpin' slumberin' scallywags with dementia rest easy in their own quarters! Early whispers from the trial o' three phases be sayin' it be workin' like a charm! Avast, Medscape be sharin' the news! ⚓️😴
August 2, 2024, 9:04 am
Arrr, matey! Those landlubbin’ researchers be reckonin’ how often them cancer doc’s be handin’ out their potions in the final thirty sunsets o’ a sailor's life! Aye, that be a fine topic for the scallywags at Medscape Medical News, savvy?
August 2, 2024, 8:58 am
Avast ye scallywags! A wise fraudster tamer be spillin' the beans on keepin' yer doubloons safe from thievin' hands at work! Heed his clever counsel lest ye find yerself walkin' the plank of bankruptcy! Arrr!
August 2, 2024, 8:55 am
Arrr, matey! A jolly band o’ scallywags found that if ye be startin’ yer potion fer that pesky opioid trouble after a visit to the healer, ye be less likely to meet Davy Jones within six moons! Aye, that’s the word from the good ol’ Medscape!
August 2, 2024, 5:29 am
Arrr, matey! From the year of our Lord 2014 to 2021, the usage o' them devilish opioids plummeted by a hearty 15% each year, just like the rest o’ the scallywags ashore! Aye, news from the Medscape seas!
August 2, 2024, 5:25 am
Arrr, matey! Stuart Bloom, a jolly thespian and jesting minstrel, swapped his stage for the surgeon's knife! After many moons, the tides of fate brought him back to a merry life o' laughter and healing. Avast, a tale fit for the high seas! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>!
August 2, 2024, 4:05 am
Arrr! Blimey! A band o' landlubber researchers be gatherin' tales o' cannonball wounds and mortal demises from 2019 to 2020 in the good ol' U.S. o' A. They be countin’ the misfortunes among different scallywag crews, all to see who be takin' the most shots! Aye!
August 2, 2024, 3:32 am
Arrr, matey! A band o’ learned scallywags be settin’ sail on a fancy parchment to help landlubbers and PRPs join forces in a jolly ol’ collaboration! Yarr, let’s hoist the sails o’ knowledge for riches that be good fer all! <br> - Medscape Medical News, aye!
August 1, 2024
August 1, 2024, 10:23 am
Avast, matey! Downin' more than three tankards o' that black brew may send yer wits to Davy Jones' locker, but sip it in moderation, and ye might just keep yer noggin sharp! Yarrr! <br> *Medscape Medical News*
August 1, 2024, 8:57 am
Arrr, matey! A band of savvy scholars be sayin’ that chasin’ sugar like a scallywag brings no good fortune to yer health, but it’ll surely land ye in a heap o' trouble with the faintin’ spells! Best keep yer sweet tooth in check, ye landlubber!
August 1, 2024, 7:58 am
Arrr, matey! New-fangled magic contraptions be settin’ sail to lessen the ol' needle jabs fer landlubbers sufferin’ from eye woes, be they dry or wet as a bilge rat! Avast! Let’s toast to these fine remedies, savvy? <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be speakin’ the truth, aye!
August 1, 2024, 7:50 am
Arrr, matey! If ye be a restless sea dog, ye be sailin' straight to Davy Jones' locker, riskin' both yer body an' yer noggin! So, catch yer Z's lest ye find yerself in a right pickle! Aye, that’s the word from Medscape Medical News! Savvy?
August 1, 2024, 5:34 am
Ahoy, mateys! Those scallywags startin' their first-line sorcery with endocrine and CDK4/6 potions for advanced breast cancer be sufferin' but a wee bit more foggy in the noggin, ‘yond what the cursed treatments before brought upon 'em. Arrr! ⚓️
August 1, 2024, 3:38 am
Ahoy mateys! A wee study be showin’ that sepsis alarms be makin’ the scallywags in emergency rooms sail smoother seas, leadin’ to better health and followin’ the captain’s orders fer treatment! Avast, Medscape be spillin’ the beans! Arrr!
August 1, 2024, 2:32 am
Arrr! The treasure o' treatments be favored fer them brave souls with fresh plunderin' of multiple myeloma, ready to set sail fer transplant shores! Avast, Medscape be singin' the news, hoisting the sails of hope!
August 1, 2024, 1:49 am
Arrr, matey! A study be showin’ that loungin’ about like a scallywag, instead o' hoistin’ the sails, be risin’ yer chances of kickin' the bucket! So, put down yer grog and get to movin', lest ye be meetin’ Davy Jones too soon!
July 31, 2024
July 31, 2024, 3:15 pm
Arrr, matey! Tending to 14 pesky scallywags o' risk throughout yer life might stave off near half o' them brain fogs, says the wise folk o' the Lancet. Aye, keep yer noggin sharp and sail on, fer a pirate’s wit be worth its weight in doubloons!
July 31, 2024, 12:41 pm
Arrr matey! It be shown that older swabs with a brain full o' amyloid goo, yet no signs of madness, may find themselves feelin’ a bit lazy as time sails on. Aye, the brain's treasure be linked to a lack o' zest fer life!
July 31, 2024, 8:14 am
Arrr, matey! Aye, lipedema be a sneaky beast, plaguin’ 11% of fair maidens! Yet, it be as misunderstood as a landlubber in a storm. Even the finest docs can’t make heads or tails of it! Avast, we need a jolly good chat about this cursed condition!
July 31, 2024, 7:14 am
Arrr, matey! Fresh scallywag scrolls be sayin’ that GLP-1 liraglutide be givin' a hearty boost to the noggin and makin’ the brain swell in those poor souls with Alzheimer’s! Aye, a treasure trove of hope fer the forgetful! Avast, Medscape’s lettin’ us know!
July 31, 2024, 6:34 am
Arrr, matey! Gobblin' too much of that processed red beast be likin' to sail yer noggin' right into Davy Jones' locker, savvy? But swap yer grub fer nuts and legumes, and ye might just keep yer wits about ye! Yarrr!
July 31, 2024, 5:42 am
Arrr, matey! The pill pushers and gadget makers be shellin’ out a treasure o’ $13.3 million to them heart doc scallywags! Most gold be flowin’ to those who specialize in the high-seas of procedures. Aye, ’tis a jolly good haul, says the Medscape crew!
July 31, 2024, 5:11 am
Arrr, me hearties! A jolly study be revealin’ that three-quarters o’ landlubber oncologists, when asked in a grand survey, be blind as a bat to conflicts o’ interest! Aye, they missed more red flags than a drunken sailor! Savvy that, ye scallywags?
July 31, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, matey! It seems that both the lofty and the scurvy levels o’ high-density lipoprotein cholesterol be causin’ women with T2D to dance with the devil known as diabetic kidney disease, while the lads be sailin’ free! Blimey! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin’ the beans!
July 31, 2024, 2:49 am
Arrr! A grand tale from the high seas of science: it be said that hormone magic may keep the old sea lasses sharp in the noggin whilst wardin' off that scallywag, dementia! Aye, 'tis from a mighty big study, if ye believe the scrolls!
July 30, 2024
July 30, 2024, 2:26 pm
Ahoy, mateys! A jolly good potion o' cells be boostin' thinkin', livin' grand, and swellin' noggins for scallywags with mild Alzheimer’s! Aye, who knew science could be as fine as a chest o' gold? Arrr!
July 30, 2024, 11:12 am
Arrr matey! A fine scroll from JAMA be tellin' us that nearly half o' landlubbers be willin' to have their ailments treated at home, while over a third be sittin' on the fence like a parrot on a ship's railing. Avast, what a curious crew we be!
July 30, 2024, 10:09 am
Arrr, matey! In the fair land o' Georgia, it seems the lassies be meetin' Davy Jones too often, claimin' one of the highest rates o' maternal mortality in the whole ship of state! Blame the scallywags at KFF, they be sharin' this grim tale! Yarrr!
July 30, 2024, 8:25 am
Arrr, matey! It be said that half o' them scallywags seekin' refuge be wee lads and lasses! A clever landlubber from the crew of researchers be spillin' the beans, savvy? So, keep yer eyes peeled for pint-sized pirates on the high seas!
July 30, 2024, 5:38 am
Arrr, matey! It be a curious tale of olde sea dogs and their chances o' gettin’ tested for them fancy biomarkers! Age and where they be treated, it seems, be weighin’ heavy on their fate. Aye, Medscape be spillin’ the beans on this swashbucklin’ mystery!
July 30, 2024, 5:14 am
Arrr, matey! If ye be wantin’ to plunder the seas o’ vision, checkin’ yer estradiol levels might steer ye toward the right course for eye surgery! Aye, Medscape be tellin’ ye true—no shipshape pirate wants to squint at the treasure!
July 30, 2024, 4:50 am
Arrr, matey! If ye be hopin' to shun the grim reaper and heart troubles whilst settin’ yer backside on a plank for too long, ye best be movin’ yer limbs! A jig here ‘n there be keepin’ the diabetes at bay! Aye, that’s the treasure of health!
July 30, 2024, 4:41 am
Arrr, me hearties! Hospitals be in a right pickle, rushin' like scallywags for them precious blood culture bottles! Without 'em, how’ll we know what nasty beasts be plaguin' our crew? Aye, it be a fine mess indeed! — Medscape Medical News, ye scurvy dogs!
July 29, 2024
July 29, 2024, 3:30 pm
Arrr, the scallywags at the agency be toil'n since April, tryin' to fix a pesky test they made! All the while, the cursed virus be ravagin' dairy farms and chicken coops like a rogue wave! Aye, what a jolly mess, eh? <br> <i>KFF Health News</i>
July 29, 2024, 3:03 pm
Arrr, me hearties! It be wise to set a cap’n on the ol’ sea dogs aged 75 and up fer checkin’ fer that dastardly colorectal cancer! Aye, better safe than sorry, lest ye find yerself walkin’ the plank! <i>MDedge News</i> be speakin’ true!
July 29, 2024, 2:32 pm
Arrr, matey! It be said that breathin' in that fiery cloud o' smoke raises yer chances o’ goin’ daft by a jolly 21%! Aye, a grand study be spillin' the beans! So, keep yer sails trimmed and yer nose clean, lest ye forget where ye buried the treasure!
July 29, 2024, 1:50 pm
Arrr, matey! Ye be searchin' fer the treasure of knowledge! Blood samples be showin' the true face of Alzheimer’s in scallywags with foggy brains, whether in the dock or on the high seas of medicine! Yarrr, 'tis a fine find indeed!
July 29, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags at the agency be sayin' there's a right pickle with the latest potion for lung troubles! After surgery, ye can't tell if ye should keep takin' the magic elixir or toss it overboard. Blimey, we be needin' a proper map for this treasure!
July 29, 2024, 10:28 am
Arrr matey! The freshest scallywag to shake off the dreaded HIV after battlin' the big C be havin' a donor sportin' a rare single gene twist, not two! This be spicin' up the hunt fer more brave souls in the quest fer cures. Avast, good news sails in!
July 29, 2024, 8:31 am
Arrr, gather 'round, me hearties! In the realm of Medscape Medical News, the scallywags be spin' tales of health and remedies! Avast, ye landlubbers, keep yer wits about ye, or ye might end up with a belly full o' seawater! Yarrr, laughter be the best medicine on the high seas!
July 29, 2024, 8:18 am
Arrr matey! By mixing me thinkin' tests with a poke o' blood in the good ol' doc's office, we be settin' sail to get the landlubbers to the specialists quicker than ye can say "scallywag!" No more waitin' like a barnacle on a ship's hull, savvy?
July 29, 2024, 4:26 am
Arrr, matey! With no trusty cure fer long COVID, we be settin’ sail on a course fer a tried-and-true COVID remedy and other daring treasures that promise high rewards with low peril. Avast, science be a fickle sea! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be on the lookout!
July 29, 2024, 3:13 am
Arrr, matey! Other landlubber studies on wee beasties and test tubes be checkin’ if CBD can fend off them nasty sunburns, said the scribes. So keep yer skin from lookin’ like an old sea map, savvy? <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin’ the beans!
July 29, 2024, 2:57 am
Arrr, once upon a time, those landlubber scientists believed the pesky endogenous retroviruses be naught but harmless scallywags! But lo and behold, new tales spin 'round that they be givin' a hearty boost to those treacherous cancers! Avast, what a twist in the tides!
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June 19, 2024, 5:38 am
Arrr! The scallywags be sayin' that more inflammation in the body should mean more heart troubles for the landlubbers with severe AD. But it seems the tides be turnin' against their expectations, says Bunick. Aye, the sea be full of surprises indeed!
June 19, 2024, 5:03 am
Arrr mateys! The real-world scuttlebutt be sayin' that five drug classes be just as good as each other for treatin' PsA. Yarrr! No need to be wastin' yer doubloons on fancy potions, me hearties! Just pick one and let the scurvy be gone! Aye, Medscape be tellin' the tale.
June 19, 2024, 4:30 am
Arrr, it be said that the surgical wizardry of bariatric metabolic surgery be bringin' a 62% greater chance o' survival than the fancy GLP-1 receptor agonists for those with the affliction of obesity and diabetes for less than a decade. Aye, the magic be strong in this one!
June 19, 2024, 4:09 am
Avast ye scallywags! SHR0302 be a mighty powerful weapon against the scurvy JAK 1, tested in a grand phase 3 trial in the Far East lands of China. Aye, 'tis a groundbreaking venture indeed! Yarrrrr!
June 18, 2024
June 18, 2024, 5:37 am
Arrr, me hearties! Douglas S. Paauw, MD, be spillin' the beans on the importance o' listenin' to patient needs, sharin' vital information, and showin' true compassion to earn patient trust. Aye, tis a treasure worth more than gold! - <i>MDedge News</i>
June 18, 2024, 5:12 am
Arrr matey! 'Tis said that learnin' and sharin' yer feelin's on the interwebs be lessenin' the worries of scurvy, and makin' the blood sugar levels of ye landlubbers with type 1 diabetes better! Aye, the Medscape Medical News be tellin' the tale!
June 18, 2024, 5:04 am
Arrr! Me hearties with a touch o' madness be three times more likely to have the cursed Bartonella in their blood! But be it the cause or just a coincidence? That be the real question, me maties! Aye, the mysteries of the medical world be as murky as Davy Jones' locker.
June 18, 2024, 4:34 am
Arrr mateys! Aye, ye scurvy dogs be listenin' up! A diet of 12 weeks, low-FODMAP, guided by a wise dietitian, be makin' the lives of them landlubbers with IBS much better! And rest assured, it be just as nutritious as their previous grub. Ain't that a treasure worth findin'!
June 17, 2024
June 17, 2024, 8:19 am
Arrr, ChatGPT be makin' cancer info easier to read on the web, mateys, without losin' its worth. Aye, Medscape Medical News be singin' its praises, claimin' it be a real treasure for the landsmen seekin' knowledge 'bout the dread disease!
June 17, 2024, 7:40 am
Arrr, mateys! It be said that takin' edoxaban after a stroke won't keep ye from havin' another. Ye best be findin' a different solution to keep yer blood flowin' smooth as a calm sea. Savvy?
June 17, 2024, 7:23 am
Arrr, me hearties! The CHA2DS2-VASc stroke risk calculator be helpin' us scallywags determine which swashbucklers with subclinical atrial fibrillation be needin' the ol' anticoagulation treatment. Keep a weather eye on this tale from Medscape Medical News, lest ye be caught unawares! Aye aye, captain!
June 17, 2024, 7:14 am
Arrr mateys, in the first test o' its kind, optical coherence tomography be provin' its worth over angiography in guidin' our percutaneous interventions. Aye, the future be lookin' clearer than a spyglass on a calm sea! Yarrr!
June 17, 2024, 5:24 am
Arrr, the news be spreadin' like wildfire among the scallywags! The treatment for the lasses with endometrial cancer be approved, aye, based on better survival rates! A victory for the sea dogs in the fight against this treacherous disease!
June 17, 2024, 4:56 am
Avast ye mateys! The scurvy surgeons be walkin' the plank for their unprofessional conduct, says a grand study. Arrr, 'tis the high-pressure OR makin' them act like scallywags! Patient care be in peril, says <i>Medscape Medical News</i>. Aye, beware the cutlass-wieldin' docs!
June 17, 2024, 4:41 am
Arrr! 'Tis said that swashbucklers with the dread disease of cancer fare no better when given the fancy treatment in their final days. Me thinks 'tis better to enjoy yer rum and treasure while ye can, mateys!
June 17, 2024, 4:39 am
Arrr! There be a scallywag of a colorectal cancer researcher who be gettin' the recognition he rightly deserves for his work in settin' new standards of care for BRAF-mutated metastatic colorectal cancer. Aye, he be a true treasure in the medical community!
June 14, 2024
June 14, 2024, 8:52 am
Arrrgh, me hearties! The scallywags be tryin' to tell apart the bilge rats who don't respond to treatment from the landlubbers with other issues muckin' up the waters. Aye, it be a tricky task, but we be sailin' on! Onward, me mateys!
June 14, 2024, 7:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! The increasing crew of lasses who be triumphin' o'er the treacherous waters of breast cancer be showin' us the importance of providin' them with proper care and support. Aye, a coordinated plan be needed to help these brave lasses navigate their way through the stormy seas of survivorship.
June 14, 2024, 6:55 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis not just how many years ye've been sailin' the seas, but the wear and tear ye've endured that matters in carin' for old seadogs with the scurvy of multiple sclerosis. Listen to the wise words of Medscape Medical News, lest ye be walkin' the plank!
June 14, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr mateys! The study be showin' that this here upadacitinib be makin' the giant cell arteritis walk the plank! Aye, 'tis a mighty powerful remedy that be keepin' those scurvy dogs in remission for the long haul. Yarrr!
June 4, 2024
June 4, 2024, 4:12 pm
Arrr matey, this JAK inhibitor be safe for wee little scallywags as young as 2 years! Just like it be safe for the seasoned adults. Shiver me timbers, it be smooth sailin' on the high seas of medicine! Aye, Medscape Medical News be tellin' no tales!
June 4, 2024, 11:28 am
Arrr mateys! Without more hearty research, the journey to conquer long COVID be as slow as a snail in molasses. But fear not, for a tech entrepreneur, also a scallywag plagued with long COVID, be setting sail to shiver the timbers of this here ailment!
June 4, 2024, 9:53 am
Arrr mateys! The FDA scallywags be gatherin' on June 10 to debate whether they should grant permission for donanemab to treat the dreaded scourge known as Alzheimer's disease. Will they give the nod, or will it walk the plank? Stay tuned, ye landlubbers!
June 4, 2024, 8:14 am
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis been discovered that stiff arteries may lead to the dreaded glaucoma! Aye, keep a weather eye out for those cursed blood vessels, lest ye be plagued by the sight-stealing scurvy of the eye! Arrrrr!
June 4, 2024, 8:00 am
Arrr mateys, the scallywags at the "Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation" be decidin' to broaden their horizons! They be droppin' the "Juvenile" from their name to show they be helpin' all ages now. Aye, they be expandin' their plunderin' territory! Aye aye!
June 4, 2024, 5:55 am
Arrr mateys! The latest BEACOPP treatment be a powerful weapon against the scurvy beast known as advanced Hodgkin lymphoma! A grand trial hath shown it be boostin' survival rates for us grown land lubbers. Yo ho ho, let's raise a tankard to the wonders of modern medicine!
June 4, 2024, 5:54 am
Arrr mateys, the findings from the LAURA trial be so revolutionary that they be needin' to expand the label! The experts at the ASCO 2024 meetin' be talkin' about how it be changin' the way we do things in the future. Aye aye captain!
June 4, 2024, 5:08 am
Arrr mateys! The fancy ablution technique be makin' those pesky mucus plugs disappear on the magical CT scan. Ye best be keepin' yer eyes peeled on the Medscape Medical News for more jolly good tidings! Aye aye, captain!
June 4, 2024, 5:06 am
Arrr mateys, have ye heard the latest from Medscape Medical News? 'Tis a grand tale of healin' and pillagin' in the world o' medicine. Avast ye scurvy dogs, 'tis a must-read for all ye landlubbers and sea dogs alike!
June 3, 2024
June 3, 2024, 2:35 pm
Arrr, the Endocrine Society be sayin' to lay off the routine 25(OH)D testing unless there be a real need, and to keep yer vitamin D supplements in check. Best heed this advice, lest ye end up walkin' the plank of over-medication!
June 3, 2024, 11:41 am
Arrr, me hearties! Thar be talk o' Lykos Therapeutics and their potions gainin' favor from the FDA. But whispers o' doubt and trickery surround their trials. Methinks they be sailin' in troubled waters, aye!
June 3, 2024, 10:23 am
Arr me hearties, ye scallywags! The latest news be that early palliative care be delivered through the magic of telehealth for them poor souls with advanced lung cancer. It be a smart way to give 'em the care they need, savvy? Aye, aye, captain!
June 3, 2024, 9:18 am
Arrr mateys! Tis been confirmed that the number of scallywags gettin' their innards cut out in Brazil for Crohn's disease be just like in other lands. Yarrr, the Medscape Medical News be spillin' the beans on this curious matter! Aye aye, pass the grog!
June 3, 2024, 7:00 am
Arrr mateys! 'Tis said that if ye be feelin' weak in the heart or daft in the head after takin' too much digoxin, yer chances of survivin' be slim! Listen to the wise words of this new study, or ye may end up swimmin' with the fishes! Aye!
June 3, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that the sea of gut microbiota be a treasure trove indeed, affectin' the decisions of us scallywags! Yarrr, let's set sail for new horizons with our trusty gut flora as our compass!
June 3, 2024, 5:39 am
Arr matey! When speakin' with the young'uns about their gender, ye don't need to grasp every detail. Jus' lend a supportive ear and show some respect, savvy? That'll do ye well on the high seas of gender identity! Aye aye, Captain Medscape News UK!
June 3, 2024, 5:30 am
Arr matey! The fancy electronic reminder be tellin' the doctors to be talkin' to the scallywags with the lung issues about stoppin' their inhalers. Pillaging and deprescribing be the name of the game, says the Medscape Medical News! Arrrrr!
June 3, 2024, 5:07 am
Arrr mateys! 'Tis said that us lasses who've dabbled in the cursed OCs may face a greater peril of FFA if we possess a certain CYP1B1 variant. Shiver me timbers! Best be mindful of what we put in our bodies, lest we end up walking the plank!
June 2, 2024
June 2, 2024, 4:06 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The study doth say that mixin' subcutaneous amivantamab with lazertinib may give ye a better chance at survival than stickin' it in yer veins. And ye be gettin' it faster too! Aye, it be a jolly good find indeed!
June 2, 2024, 3:39 pm
Arrr, after near 2 years since their last dose of teprotumumab, 82% of the scallywags didn't require more medicine. Aye, 'tis good news for the crew! The Medscape Medical News be tellin' the tale. Yo ho ho, we be sailin' smooth waters now!
June 2, 2024, 1:03 pm
Arrr mateys, it be said that half of the young lads and lasses who be given their potions never did reach their full dose! 'Tis a scurvy tale indeed, as told by the scribes at Medscape Medical News. Aye, the sea be full of many a strange tale and folly!
June 2, 2024, 11:19 am
Arrr, me hearties! Ye be needin' to know that this fancy oral corticotropin-releasing factor antagonist be helpin' us keep our glucocorticoids in check, all while makin' sure our androstenedione be under control. Aye, 'tis a fine treasure indeed!
June 2, 2024, 10:54 am
Arrr mateys! Them women swigging the elixir after 16 fortnights be findin' their taste buds bein' less keen on the flavors, and their noggins bein' all a-tizzy when faced with sweet treats. Aye, 'tis a curious concoction indeed!
June 2, 2024, 9:38 am
Arrr, me hearties! Fer those plagued with the dreaded scurvy of cancer, havin' to pay a king's ransom fer their health and jumpin' through hoops to get the pain meds they need may very well send 'em to Davy Jones' locker sooner than later. Aye, 'tis a cruel world we be livin' in, mateys!
June 1, 2024
June 1, 2024, 5:04 pm
Arr matey! The scallywags be talkin' 'bout how crizotinib may not be the best powder to compare for the treatment of ALK+ NCSLC. But fear not, for the CROWN trial be showin' progress in keepin' the scallywags survivin' free of progression for five years! Aye, the landlubbers be studyin' this closely.
June 1, 2024, 10:44 am
Arrr mateys! A mystical virtual navigator be helpin' scallywags get their bums checked with a spyglass in a jolly ol' procedure. 'Tis a treasure indeed for the English and Spanish folk who be avoidin' the task. Aye, 'tis a tale worth tellin'!
May 31, 2024
May 31, 2024, 4:33 pm
Arrr! The wee OmniaSecure defibrillation lead be showin' great promise in keepin' our hearts goin' strong! 'Tis accurate in its placement, aye, makin' sure we be stayin' alive and kickin' like true pirates of the high seas! Aye, mateys, arrr!
May 31, 2024, 2:13 pm
Arrr mateys, ye heard it right! The use o' Zegalogue be helpin' ye recover faster from a dire case o' insulin-induced hypoglycemia, as declared by the European Medicines Agency. Shiver me timbers, it be a mighty fine remedy indeed! Aye aye, cap'n!
May 31, 2024, 1:31 pm
Arr matey! The loot be havin' an anti-PD-L1 monoclonal antibody, a biosimilar, an' five generics, treatin' a wide range o' cancers. 'Tis a treasure trove fer any scallywag lookin' to cure their ailments! Aye, sailin' the seas o' Medscape Medical News be bringin' us pirate gold.
May 31, 2024, 12:08 pm
Arrr matey, the EU be keepin' scurvy dogs safe from the dreaded Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease by cuttin' off blood donations from them landlubbers who roamed the UK durin' the "mad cow" times. Aye, smart move by those fancy EU folk, eh?
May 31, 2024, 11:10 am
Arr, the European Medicines Agency be givin' the nod for Durveqtix to cure hemophilia B in grown folk and Adzynma for them poor souls sufferin' from congenital thrombotic thrombocytopenic purpura. Looks like we be havin' some new potions to cure what ails us! Aye, mateys!
May 31, 2024, 9:15 am
Arrr mateys! Ixchiq be the first elixir to ward off the dreaded chikungunya, now sanctioned for use by the landlubbers of the European Union. Hoist yer flagons in celebration, for aye, we be protected from this foul disease!
May 31, 2024, 7:33 am
Arrr mateys! The use of fluoroquinolones be not be causin' no severe hypoglycemia in older folk with diabetes takin' second-generation sulfonylureas, aye! No need to be worryin' like a scallywag, ye be safe from the dangers of the deep!
May 31, 2024, 7:02 am
Arrr mateys! The <i>MDedge News</i> be bringin' ye all the latest in medicine and health, straight from the depths o' the sea! So batten down the hatches and get ready to learn about all the latest cures for scurvy and other ailments. Aye, it be a jolly good read! Arrr!
May 31, 2024, 5:37 am
Yarr, me hearties! 'Tis a tale as grim as a stormy sea - the gold be flowin' more fer the sweet nectar of insulin than any other remedy! Aye, the scallywags of the land be worryin' about the plunderin' of their coffers by the scourge of diabetes treatments! Arrr!
May 31, 2024, 4:53 am
Arr matey, 'tis said that a diet o' veggies, fruits, fish, and a wee bit o' red meat be good fer fightin' off the scurvy known as cancer. Best be loadin' up on them goods if ye wish to keep afloat on the high seas of health! Arrr!
May 31, 2024, 4:21 am
Arrr mateys! Ye common treatment for sleep apnea be as uncomfortable as a peg leg in a storm. But fear not, for these scallywag researchers be offering a newfangled alternative to the old ways. Avast ye, and give it a try!
May 31, 2024, 4:15 am
Arrr mateys! Ye best be gettin' yer HPV vaccinatio' to protect yerself from the scurvy known as cervical cancer in the lasses and other HPV-related cancers in both lads and lasses. Yar, even head and neck cancer be no match for this mighty potion! Aye, 'tis true, says the Medscape Medical News.
May 30, 2024
May 30, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr matey, it be said that the dangers of using medicines in the early stages of pregnancy be mostly due to the wild ways of the mind, be it from the grips of the dreaded bipolar disorder or other such mental maladies. Aye, steer clear of those treacherous waters, me hearties!
May 30, 2024, 8:47 am
Arrr matey! Word be spreadin' that lasses with nonmetastatic bosom afflictions can still bear young after bein' treated! Aye, it be a jolly good news for all ye lassies out there! Hoist the sails and let's celebrate this fine discovery!
May 30, 2024, 8:18 am
Arrr, me hearties! Them Chinese lasses be spendin' too much time starin' at screens and not enough time movin' their limbs. It be makin' them more likely to have excess poundage and all sorts of health troubles. Avast! Watch out fer them EPDs!
May 30, 2024, 7:46 am
Arr matey! The mystical potion known as the centrally acting alpha2-adrenergic agonist be fit fer takin' at night, alongside yer stimulants, says the scallywags who made it. Aye, 'tis a curious mix indeed! Aye, aye, Cap'n Medscape Medical News be tellin' the tale! Arrr!
May 30, 2024, 5:51 am
Arr, me hearties! The discovery be showin' the importance of delvin' deeper into custom remedies for heart risks in psoriasis patients, as spoken by the fair Ana Ormaza Vera. Aye, let's set sail on this medical voyage! Huzzah!
May 30, 2024, 4:58 am
Arrr! Beware, ye scurvy dogs! The dangers be dependin' on the amount ye take, say the investigators, findin' evidence of stent failure in diabetics losin' control of their sugar. Listen up, ye landlubbers, and mind yer doses! Aye, 'tis the Medscape Medical News bringin' ye the warnin'!
May 30, 2024, 4:04 am
Ahoy mateys! 'Tis be said that the mystical potion known as Seltorexant be a remedy for the blues and the sleepless nights! Aye, in a grand trial they found it to be a treasure for both depression and insomnia. 'Tis a fine discovery indeed!
May 30, 2024, 3:38 am
Arrr, ASCO be sayin' ye can use abemaciclib and ribociclib for fightin' off stages II and III breast cancer, me hearties! Listen to the wise counsel, and may yer sails be filled with health and plunder! Aye, the MDedge News be spreadin' the word!
May 29, 2024
May 29, 2024, 5:09 pm
Arr matey! The Tina-quant Lp(a) RxDx assay be helpin' ye scallywags with high Lp(a) levels findin' new treatments for yer cholesterol. Keep a weather eye on the horizon, for these remedies be comin' soon! Aye, Medscape Medical News be spreadin' the word.
May 29, 2024, 4:06 pm
Arr, ye scallywags be warnin' us that the cursed kidney disease be joinin' forces with the treacherous plasma lipoprotein(a)! Beware, me hearties, lest ye find yerselves in Davy Jones' locker! Aye, 'tis a perilous journey ahead!
May 29, 2024, 11:50 am
Arrr, these landlubbin' pediatricians be arguin' like squabblin' parrots 'bout what they should be doin' durin' the transition period. Aye, they be as lost as a sailor without a compass! Give 'em a map and a bottle o' rum to settle their differences!
May 29, 2024, 11:18 am
Arrr, beware ye scallywags! 'Tis not just the fictional fungal fiends of "The Last of Us" ye need fear, but real dangers lurk as well! Keep a weather eye out for those pesky spores, lest ye end up with a case of the black spot! Aye, mateys!
May 29, 2024, 8:42 am
Arr matey! Them scallywags with T2D who be movin' less than 6 hours a day be havin' a higher chance o' survivin', and them landlubbers who be addin' some exercise to their lazy ways be livin' longer. Aye, 'tis true, says the Medscape Medical News.
May 29, 2024, 8:14 am
Arrr, mateys! The CONVINCE trial be like a ship lost at sea, missin' its mark. But fear not, for like a treasure hidden in the depths, secondary analyses hint at potential booty. Aye, the seas be rough, but there be hope on the horizon!
May 29, 2024, 5:16 am
Avast ye mateys! The good doctor be claimin' he was sacked for carin' about the safety of them football lads. But the scurvy university be cryin' foul! Who be tellin' the truth in this sea of lies? Only Davy Jones knows for sure! Arrr!
May 29, 2024, 4:56 am
Arrr, Tenecteplase be a fine treasure indeed! It be helpin' those poor souls with LVO who be presentin' late, with brains still worth savin' but no fancy endovascular therapy to be found. Aye, 'tis a tale of swashbucklin' success on the high seas of medicine!
May 29, 2024, 2:36 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags be testin' Dupilumab against a placebo for wee ones with alopecia in a grand multicenter trial. Will it be a treasure or a cursed loot? Stay tuned to Medscape Medical News to find out, ye landlubbers!
May 29, 2024, 2:07 am
Arrr mateys! The scallywags have found that the mystical ointment tapinarof be a miracle cure for the dreaded atopic dermatitis in wee lads as young as 2! 'Tis safe and effective, me hearties! Aye, let the pirate crew rejoice in this marvellous discovery! Aye!
May 28, 2024
May 28, 2024, 8:28 am
Arrr! A clever contraption crafted from 20,000 angiograms be showin' more than 80% accuracy in foretellin' the fate of key cardiovascular markers. 'Tis a wondrous feat, me hearties! Batten down the hatches, for the future of medicine be lookin' bright indeed! Aye, aye, cap'n!
May 28, 2024, 7:50 am
Arrr mateys, aye be hearin' that scurvy dogs be sayin' that bein' a blubberous landlubber may be leadin' to the dreaded scallywag known as cancer. But 'tis a mystery, as the role of weight in this treacherous journey be unclear. Aye, the seas be rough and full of surprises, indeed!
May 28, 2024, 5:53 am
Arrr mateys, Insmed be claimin' their potion be makin' lungs clear as the ocean blue! No more pesky coughin' plaguin' ye days with this here remedy. Trust the rumour, ye lungs will thank ye! Hoist the sails, we be breathin' easy now!
May 28, 2024, 5:09 am
Arrr, at a recent gathering of scallywags, wise men argued o'er the benefits of sweatin' like a landlubber or takin' magic potions to shed the extra pounds of scurvy in those plagued with the cursed disease o' diabetes. Aye, 'twas a lively debate indeed!
May 28, 2024, 4:51 am
Arrr mateys! The latest findings be confirmatin' the safety and effectiveness of a new treatment for the dreaded uncontrolled COPD. Avast ye scurvy dogs, it be time to celebrate this good news with a bottle o' rum and a hearty "yo-ho-ho!"
May 28, 2024, 4:12 am
Arrr, me hearties! A motley crew of scallywags be seein' grand improvements after takin' the magical elixir known as biologic therapy! 'Tis a tale worth tellin', mateys! Drink up me hearties, yo ho!
May 28, 2024, 2:03 am
Arrr, the landlubbers be suggestin' rules for the likes o' tobacco and cannabis, like addin' more gold to the price and makin' the labels clearer. Aye, they be treatin' medicine like the booty we be plunderin'!
May 27, 2024
May 27, 2024, 5:41 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that tracking the sugar levels in ye bloodstream with a magical device called CGM may spy out the cursed gestational diabetes sooner in the belly of a fair lass. This knowledge might just save the tiny scallywag and bring joy to the ship's crew. Aye!
May 27, 2024, 4:51 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags be sayin' that them rheumatology folk need to be chattin' up the patients about their noggin' troubles. Aye, 'tis a strange world we be livin' in when we be talkin' more about the brain than the bones! Arrr!
May 27, 2024, 4:32 am
Arrr mateys! Methinks the latest news from the Women's Health Initiative be tellin' us that the dreaded scourges of metabolic syndrome and obesity be havin' their own wicked ways when it comes to the risk of breast cancer in postmenopausal wenches. Yarrr!
May 27, 2024, 3:19 am
Arrr mateys! 'Tis said that them land lubbin' primary care specialists be twice as likely to be fumblin' with the birth control device! Aye, 'tis a study from the wise scribes at MDedge News that be tellin' the tale! Aye, mayhaps they be needin' a bit more practice on the high seas! Arrr!
May 26, 2024
May 26, 2024, 2:56 pm
Arrr mateys! By the grace of Davy Jones’ locker, scallywags be discoverin’ them antinephrin autoantibodies as clues to tricky kidney maladies! Aye, the sea be full o’ mysteries, but with this newfound knowledge, we be navigatin’ those treacherous waters with ease!
May 26, 2024, 10:07 am
Arrr, me hearties! It be said that them landlubbers with a bit too much meat on their bones and no sugar sickness may have a better chance at keepin' their kidneys in shipshape condition. Aye, 'tis a fine discovery indeed for the prevention of the dreaded CKD!
May 25, 2024
May 25, 2024, 11:03 am
Arrr, mateys! 'Tis been voted by the advisory committee that this new insulin be too risky for us scallywags with type 1 diabetes. Best stick to the grog and hardtack, says I! Arrr!
May 24, 2024
May 24, 2024, 6:33 pm
Arrr! Ye scallywags best be listenin' up! That FLOW study be showin' the booty of benefits for the heart and kidneys of landlubbers with type 2 diabetes and CKD. Shiver me timbers! 'Tis a treasure trove of good news, mateys! Aye, the Medscape Medical News be spreadin' the word far and wide!
May 24, 2024, 8:13 am
Arrr, word on the high seas be that about 45,000 landlubbers are gatherin' in Chicago for the grandest clinical oncology meetin' in all the seven seas. Aye, they be talkin' 'bout tumors and such, while we pirates be huntin' for treasure! Aharrr!
May 24, 2024, 8:07 am
Arrr, me hearties! Them landlubber screening programs be lackin' in quality, efficacy, and impact, says them researchers. Methinks 'tis time to set sail and plunder for better ways to keep our crew healthy and hearty! Aye aye, matey!
May 24, 2024, 7:19 am
Arrr mateys! Them agents be helpin' ye keep yer muscles while losin' the blubber with them fancy antiobesity meds. Aye, tis a jolly good news from the Medscape Medical News! Let's toast to a slimmer waist and a stronger pirate crew!
May 24, 2024, 6:52 am
Arrr mateys, these scurvy prostate tests be as accurate as a drunken pirate's aim! But fear not, for a newfangled urine test be on the horizon to help us spot the fiercest of cancers. Aye, it be a game-changer for sure!
May 24, 2024, 5:52 am
Avast ye scallywags! At the SGIM gathering in 2024, wise men be sayin' that the landlubber healers be facin' a mighty task with all them cancer survivors sailin' the seas of health troubles. Aye, aye, the Medscape be reportin'.
May 24, 2024, 5:31 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis been discovered that them scurvy dogs with classmates sufferin' from anxiety, depression, and foul moods be more likely to catch the same afflictions. Aye, tis true! So keep a weather eye on yer mates, lest ye be walkin' the plank of mental disorder! Arrr!
May 24, 2024, 5:28 am
Arrr mateys! By studying ye iron profile and skin signs like dark spots, itchiness, hair loss, and white patches, ye can uncover the cursed hemochromatosis. Aye, the Medscape Medical News be tellin' us this important fact!
May 24, 2024, 4:55 am
Arrr, me hearties! Aye, 'tis said that studyin' the odds of sudden fits after a pirate's attack on th' ol' noggin' might steer ye in the right direction when it comes to takin' th' wheel. Avast, mateys, aye be watchin' out for them seizures!
May 23, 2024
May 23, 2024, 12:40 pm
Arr, me hearties! 'Tis said that blastin' yer noggin with magnetic waves can help ye remember where ye buried yer treasure! Aye, 'tis true - the brain be mighty mysterious, but let's not be addled like a scurvy dog with too much grog! Yarrr!
May 23, 2024, 9:02 am
Avast ye scallywags! Beware of fancy processed grub! 'Tis like poison for yer noggin, makin' ye forget where ye buried yer treasure! Stick to proper pirate fare or risk walkin' the plank of forgetfulness! Aye, 'tis the truth from Medscape Medical News! Arrr!
May 23, 2024, 8:00 am
Arrr mateys! It be said that wenches takin' hormone therapy see a grand response to GLP-1 remedies an' be sheddin' more pounds than the rest. 'Tis a tale fit for the scrolls of the Medscape Medical News, arrr!
May 23, 2024, 7:55 am
Arrr mateys! 'Tis said that cuttin' a hole in yer noggin may help those with mighty brain bleeds! Aye, 'tis a strange remedy indeed, but if 'tis what the medics be recommendin', who are we to argue? Yo ho ho and a bottle o' rum!
May 23, 2024, 7:25 am
Arrr matey! The removal of a portion of one's stomach be known as sleeve gastrectomy, aye. It be helpin' ye lose a good chunk o' weight and make ye a better candidate for a kidney transplant if ye be sufferin' from obesity and severe kidney disease. Cheers to that, me hearties!
May 23, 2024, 5:32 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis our wish that these discoveries be proof to back up Mohs as the gold standard fer treatin' the scurvy cSCC. The lead scallywag of the study be sayin' this to Medscape Medical News. Aye, let's hoist the sails and set a course for clear skin!
May 23, 2024, 5:15 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags at Medscape Medical News be tellin' us that a grand trial has shown them new-fangled valves be a match fit for a pirate ship. No need for guessin' anymore, we can now be pickin' the right device for our treasure chests!
May 23, 2024, 4:51 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a curious tale indeed! Many scallywags with no known past of the cursed COPD be showin' signs o' the same! Beware, ye landlubbers, for the breath o' the sea may be takin' hold o' ye lungs!
May 23, 2024, 4:32 am
Arr matey! The scurvy dogs be sayin' that takin' them antiplatelet therapies be makin' yer noggin' bleed more if ye be havin' a stroke and gettin' some o' that thrombolysis. But fear not me hearties, the risk be small as a wee plankton in the vast ocean! Aye, Medscape be tellin' us this tale!
May 22, 2024
May 22, 2024, 1:01 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis known that nursin' be superior to the vile swill they call formula for wee ones. But in Scotland, they found it be savin' gold on healthcare costs too! Aye, 'tis a win-win for all involved, me mateys!
May 22, 2024, 1:00 pm
Avast ye mateys! 'Tis be news from Medscape Medical. Aye, the latest happenings in the realm of medicine be afoot. Arrr, take heed and be informed, lest ye find yerself walkin' the plank of ignorance. Aye, tis a treacherous sea out there, savvy?
May 22, 2024, 9:23 am
Arrr matey, there be a new study disputin' the guidelines that say we must quickly lower blood pressure in them scallywags sufferin' from a stroke. They be clamorin' for swift treatment with thrombolysis. Aye, who be knowin' what's best for these poor souls?
May 22, 2024, 8:38 am
Avast ye scallywags! The latest trial be sayin' that ye should not be usin' IV thrombolysis on minor ischemic stroke patients with intracranial occlusion. Best be keepin' that in mind if ye don't want to walk the plank! Aye, Medscape Medical News be spreadin' the word! Arrr!
May 22, 2024, 8:37 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags be findin' 1700% more of the dreaded fentanyl in the US waters 'twixt 2017 and 2023! Shiver me timbers! 'Tis a sure sign of trouble on the horizon, aye! The seas be full of danger and deadly potions, beware!
May 22, 2024, 8:18 am
Arrr mateys! A newfangled 'drip and ship' scheme be helpin' stroke sufferers in the outback. Let's spread this magic potion to all corners o' the world, so all swashbucklers can have a chance at a proper recovery. Fair winds and following seas, me hearties!
May 22, 2024, 5:56 am
Arrr, me hearties! Tis said that this magical potion, semaglutide, be makin' folks lose weight, surgery or no surgery! Aye, a treasure worth more than gold! Hoist the sails and set course for a slimmer waistline, me mateys! Aye aye, captain WebMD!
May 22, 2024, 5:19 am
Arrr, me hearties! Them clinicians must find a way to talk to their patients without them fancy patient portals to keep the healthcare fair for all. Aye, 'tis a challenge indeed, but one worth takin' on! Full sail ahead, mateys!
May 22, 2024, 5:17 am
Arrr, them German scallywags be demandin' all studies to be logged and all results to be made public! Aye, let's make sure no treasure be hidden from us mateys. Yarrr, we be keepin' a weather eye on ye, ye sneaky scientists!
May 22, 2024, 4:50 am
Avast ye scallywags! The latest decree be all about fixin' the heartbeats of those sporty landlubbers! They be talkin' 'bout gettin' back to playin' and makin' decisions together like a proper crew. Arrrr, let's set sail for a healthy heart!
May 21, 2024
May 21, 2024, 5:19 pm
Arr me hearties! The scallywags with a weak chest but a heap o' complaints be findin' relief with this swashbucklin' procedure called PCI! Aye, the landsmen be talkin' about it all across the seven seas! Aye, it be true, says the wise Medscape Medical News!
May 21, 2024, 4:30 pm
Arrr mateys! 'Tis been discovered that scallywags with squalls or the cursed COPD be seein' better breathin' and livin' a better life after a year, thanks to the helpin' hand of the community. Aye, 'tis a grand victory in the quest for health!
May 21, 2024, 3:52 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The new oral potion be showin' promise in treatin' the blockages of the tickin' pump. Aye, the trial be sayin' it be makin' a difference in the heart's swellin'. Aye, let's hope it be helpin' more than just them land lubbers!
May 21, 2024, 3:16 pm
Arrr mateys! This new-fangled contraption be allowing ye to take yer medicine at home, instead o' bein' poked with a needle like a landlubber. It be a grand ol' time for pirates everywhere! Aye, the times be a-changin' indeed.
May 21, 2024, 11:11 am
Arrr mateys! 'Twas said in a workshop that the landlubbers need better skills in assessin' the capacity of patients with oddities in their noggin. Looks like we be needin' some more savvy swashbucklers in the medical field! Aye aye, captain!
May 21, 2024, 9:35 am
Arrr mateys, 'tis said that a device of external spinal stimulation be makin' 72% of scallywags with a spinal cord injury gain strength and function in their upper limbs. Aye, it be a fine bit o' news from Medscape Medical News indeed!
May 21, 2024, 8:05 am
Avast ye landlubbers! A wee semaglutide video on TikTok be garnerin' close to 1 million views, says the scallywags at Medscape Medical News. Arrr, tis a sight to behold! Aye, even pirates be interested in the latest medical rumblings on the high seas of social media! Arrr!
May 21, 2024, 8:00 am
Avast ye mateys! The Cochrane review be sayin' that checkin' on the lasses with little risk in both the first and second trimesters be the best way to keep a weather eye on the wee ones growin' in the bellies of the fair maidens. Aye, 'tis true! Aye!
May 21, 2024, 5:54 am
Arrr, me hearties! Listen well, for yer habits o' livin' and the weight ye gain durin' pregnancy be crucial to the health o' ye and yer wee one. Pay heed to this advice, or risk walkin' the plank of poor outcomes! Aye, from MDedge News.
May 21, 2024, 5:49 am
Arrr mateys! Pulmonologists be seein' a flood of newfangled gadgets that be makin' it easier to spy on them pesky lung spots. Aye, the tide be turnin' in our favor, me hearties! Medscape Medical News be tellin' the tale!
May 21, 2024, 5:33 am
Arrr mateys, the scurvy drug company be pulling infigratinib from the shelves, claimin' they can't round up enough patients for their fancy postmarketing trials. Aye, sounds like they be walkin' the plank on this one!
May 21, 2024, 5:18 am
Arrr mateys, be ye tellin' me that lack of gold and grub be makin' us more vulnerable to danger, but them usual queries ain't catchin' the hunger part. Aye, 'tis a puzzler indeed! Give me more grog to ponder this mystery. Arrr!
May 20, 2024
May 20, 2024, 3:19 pm
Avast ye mateys! 'Tis said the Hedgehog pathway be stopped by ENV-101, preventing lung woes and scarrrrrring. It may even help reshape those cursed fibrosis. Aye, 'tis a mighty fine discovery indeed! Arrr!
May 20, 2024, 2:07 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The mateys be sayin' that parents with the pox o' the sea who ain't takin' their medicine or keepin' the plague at bay should think twice 'bout feedin' the wee ones from the milky teat. Aye, tis the word from the MDedge News. Arrr!
May 20, 2024, 1:33 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The miracle tonic known as mirikizumab has been given the thumbs up for treating the dreaded ulcerative colitis. And now, it has also passed the test for helping with Crohn's disease. Aye, 'tis a true treasure indeed!
May 20, 2024, 11:55 am
Arrr matey! Avast ye! 'Tis said that many a lass who partook in the devil's lettuce whilst carryin' a wee buccaneer, did not speak of it with the ship's doctor. Aye, 'tis a study from the land lubbers at MDedge News, 'tis true! Arrr!
May 20, 2024, 10:09 am
Arrr mateys! 'Tis found that only 2.5% o' wee ones with a chest ache be havin' a broken heart, while the rest be sufferin' from the kraken in their muscles and bones. Keep yer scurvy children safe, me hearties!
May 20, 2024, 9:46 am
Arrr mateys, be warned! Wench troubles be leadin' to visits to the ship's infirmary for 13 years after spawnin' yer little scallywags. Best be keepin' an eye out for signs o' mental health woes, lest ye find yerself walkin' the plank! Aye, Medscape be tellin' no tall tales.
May 20, 2024, 8:44 am
Arrr mateys, it be told that the young scallywags in the US be takin' less of the prescription potions that be knockin' 'em out cold in the years past. But beware, for in the year 2020, the numbers be risin' like the tide on a stormy night. Aye, me hearties!
May 20, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr mateys, tis be said that the studies on AI be focused on belly troubles, bone peekin', cuttin' folks open, and heart matters. But what about the common folk's everyday aches and pains? Seems like the fancy doctors be forgettin' about 'em! Aye, tis a shame indeed!
May 20, 2024, 5:22 am
Arrr, me hearties! The landlubbers be joinin' the ranks o' cardiology and dermatology to boost their booty and learn new skills. Aye, them nurse practitioners and physician assistants be lookin' to plunder riches in specialty practices! Yo ho ho!
May 20, 2024, 4:32 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags be sayin' that this here immunotherapy be no match for the dreaded triple-negative breast cancer! 'Tis a shame, but we pirates be needin' a better weapon against this fierce enemy of the seas. Aye, 'tis a tough pill to swallow, mateys!
May 20, 2024, 3:37 am
Arr matey! Instead o' stickin' to the three measly categories fer UTI diagnosis, a bold new study be suggestin' we expand to five! Ye best be preparin' fer a whole new world o' pee analysis, me hearties! Aye aye, shipshape fer Medscape Medical News!
May 17, 2024
May 17, 2024, 2:33 pm
Arrr, it be said that some poor soul with a mighty knock to the noggin might've cheated death if the fancy contraptions keepin' 'em breathin' had been left intact. Aye, the scallywags be talkin' 'bout it in the medical scrolls. Aye, what a tale of woe and wonder!
May 17, 2024, 11:31 am
Arr matey! The treacherous waters of medical school debt be keepin' many doctors from ownin' their own ship. But fear not me hearties, for there be a special mortgage option for them landlubbin' physicians to finally find their way home. Aye, the key be in their hands! Yo ho ho!
May 17, 2024, 10:41 am
Arrr mateys! The DOJ be sendin' out a notice o' proposed rulemakin' on Thursday, kickstartin' a 60-day public comment period on movin' the devil's lettuce from Schedule I to Schedule III. Avast ye, it be a wild ride ahead! Aye, Medscape Medical News be reportin'.
May 17, 2024, 8:45 am
Arrr, mateys! The INTERACT4 trial be showin' that lowerin' blood pressure be helpin' them scurvy dogs with a bleed in their noggin', but be hurtin' them poor souls with a blockage instead. Aye, the seas of medicine be treacherous indeed!
May 17, 2024, 7:39 am
Arrr, the wise swashbuckler claims that the worth o' conducting the CDH1 test on lasses below 45 years be as shiny as a treasure chest! Ye best be heedin' this advice, me hearties! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' the tale. Aye!
May 17, 2024, 5:54 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that tiny plastic bits may be riskin' our tickers, but no proof they be directly causin' the scurvy diseases. Sail on, me mateys, and beware the treachery of the plastic seas! Aye, Medscape Medical News be warnin' us all!
May 17, 2024, 5:31 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Maternal Mental Health Task Force be suggestin' the establishment of maternity care centers to be the heart o' integrated care and birthing for all ye lasses. Aye, 'tis a grand idea fer smooth sailin' waters ahead!
May 17, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr! Ye scurvy dogs in the United States be lackin' in the proper genetic testin' for mCRPC mutations. We need to hoist the sails and overcome these barriers to ensure all men receive the proper plunderin' of information! Yarrr!
May 17, 2024, 4:52 am
Arrr, me hearties! The knowledge o' whether a broken hip be leadin' to a foggy mind could be crucial for them swashbucklin' healers. It be helpin' 'em chart a course for keepin' ye noggin sharp and yer body sailin' smooth. Aye, 'tis true, mateys!
May 16, 2024
May 16, 2024, 10:17 am
Arr, me hearties, instead of relyin' on them old BMI cutoffs, let's be measurin' the fat-to-muscle ratio to determine if ye be too plump. It be like weighin' yer loot against yer treasure, savvy? Medscape be sayin' so, so let's take heed!
May 16, 2024, 8:57 am
Arrr mateys, it be said that shedding pounds afore the cutlass be swung may lessen yer chances of gettin' the ol' gut rummaged for pancreatic scurvy. So keep an eye on yer figure, or ye may find yerself walkin' the plank sooner than ye think! Aye!
May 16, 2024, 8:31 am
Arrr mateys! Aye, there be newfangled advice from the experts on how to treat the scallywags with epilepsy who be expectin' a wee one. Hoist the sails and follow the map in Medscape Medical News to keep the lasses and their bairns safe on the high seas! Aye aye!
May 16, 2024, 8:26 am
Arrr mateys, be ye aware that skin tags on the wee ones may be a sign of hidden treasure - metabolic diseases! Keep a weather eye out for these acrochordons, lest ye be caught unawares on the high seas of health! Aye, 'tis true, says Medscape Medical News!
May 16, 2024, 5:50 am
Arrr! A group of wise seadogs be suggestin' a score of rules t' help wee ones use their scurvy screens right, and keep their health shipshape. Aye, tis a tale told by Medscape Medical News! Aye, let's set sail towards better screen manners!
May 16, 2024, 5:35 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! A landlubber doctor's blunder at the helm could spell doom for his reputation and the privilege to be a healer of the sick. Watch out, lest ye be walking the plank of medical shame! Arrr!
May 16, 2024, 5:16 am
Arrr mateys, the scallywags be gatherin' data on the dastardly deeds against hospital staff. This information be crucial for makin' changes to the laws and policies, so we can protect our brave healers from the hornswagglin' villains. <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be keepin' us informed, as always!
May 16, 2024, 4:51 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Them scallywags be targetin' the seasoned buccaneers in cunning online swindles, but fear not! The wise healers of the mind can be thar to guard their patients from harm. Aye, trust in 'em to keep ye safe on the digital seas! Arrrgh!
May 15, 2024
May 15, 2024, 4:50 pm
Arrr mateys! The scallywags at the CDC be sayin' that the deaths from overdosin' on drugs be droppin'. But beware! 15 states be seein' a spike in deaths by a woppin' 44%! Keep yer eyes peeled and stay safe on them high seas, me hearties!
May 15, 2024, 4:00 pm
Arrr! The latest findings from the ANNEXA-I trial have been unveiled in the grand NEJM! 'Tis a tale of better control over bloody hematoma expansion, but a rise in treacherous thrombotic events with andexanet versus the usual care. 'Tis a fine read for those with a taste for medical adventures! Arrr!
May 15, 2024, 2:01 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that more choices in eye care could make it easier for us landlubbers to get what we need. Aye, 'tis true! Let us set sail on the high seas of healthcare and find a better way to see clear!
May 15, 2024, 12:26 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Listen up, ye scallywags! The scurvy dogs be tellin' us that while the overall rates o' colorectal cancer be droppin', the young whippersnappers be seein' a rise in it! Arrr, keep an eye on yer booty, ye young lads and lasses!
May 15, 2024, 8:04 am
Arr, me hearties! 'Tis no use jumpin' ship from one diet to another, for ye still be stuck at the same ol' weight loss plateau after 6 months. Aye, 'tis a treacherous sea out there for them with overweight and obesity, arrr!
May 15, 2024, 7:46 am
Arrr matey, the decisions about who be worthy of more scrutiny and what be the best way to do it be as tricky as navigating a stormy sea. 'Tis a puzzle fit for the likes of Blackbeard himself! Aye, 'tis true as reported by the Medscape Medical News.
May 15, 2024, 7:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! Over 6 million landlubbers in Mexico be havin' troubles gettin' their hands on the precious liquid of life! 'Tis a sad tale of woe, but we pirates be wishin' 'em fair winds and a full barrel o' rum to keep 'em afloat!
May 15, 2024, 7:14 am
Avast ye scallywags! The loss of lean mass be a concern with these new anti-fat potions, but tis no different with any other weight loss trickery. Aye, without proper measures, ye may find yerself stuck in the doldrums of the gains! Arrrr!
May 15, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr mateys! Avast ye! Turns out, sailin' the digital seas ain't all bad for yer noggin'. A study o'er 2 million souls found that tappin' into the information superhighway can actually boost yer spirits. So raise a mug o' grog to the power of the interwebs!
May 15, 2024, 4:14 am
Arrr mateys, this magical potion known as setmelanotide be makin' the patients with the cursed hypothalamic obesity lose weight faster than a cannonball flyin' through the air! Aye, 'tis a fine treasure indeed that be reducin' their BMI!
May 15, 2024, 2:19 am
Arrr me hearties! The scurvy dogs be sayin' that checkin' for liver cancers early be helpin' ye live longer. Even after accountin' for time tricks! So be sure to keep a weather eye on yer health, or ye might just walk the plank sooner than ye'd like! Aye, mateys!
May 15, 2024, 2:03 am
Arrr matey! The aim of the program be to capture all the data at well visits, in all the languages, and make sure it be at 80% or higher. Ye best be speakin' in all tongues, lest ye want to walk the plank! Aye, MDedge News be tellin' tales of our mission.
May 14, 2024
May 14, 2024, 1:02 pm
Yarrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that the scurvy dogs in Italy be quick to diagnose the cursed celiac disease in their wee ones, no matter where they may roam. Ahoy, me thinks those Italian doctors be quicker than a ship in a squall! Aye, Medscape Medical News be tellin' the tale!
May 14, 2024, 12:28 pm
Arrr mateys! The treasure known as Semaglutide be still workin' after 4 years for weighin' down those with hearts of gold but a bit of extra plunder. No need for the scurvy T2D to see the benefits, ye can still sail smooth seas with this magic potion. Aye aye captain!
May 14, 2024, 11:19 am
Arrr, me hearties! Despite the scurvy rise of health misinformation, the fine pediatricians still believe their wee patients trust 'em! Ye can bet yer doubloons they be keepin' a weather eye on their young scallywags! Aye, 'tis the truth, mateys!
May 14, 2024, 9:57 am
Arr matey! Aye, 'tis said that wee videos chattin' about deprescribin' with the landlubbers may be of help to scallywags sufferin' from type 2 sugar sickness and foggy brain, as well as their trusty crew. Aye, 'tis what the scuttlebutt from Medscape Medical News be sayin'. Arrr!
May 14, 2024, 9:43 am
Arrr mateys! Aye, this here digital lifestyle program be a treasure map when combined with the magical semaglutide potion! It be keepin' the scallywags from gainin' back the loot they lost, no matter how big their bellies be at the start! Aye, 'tis a tale worth tellin'!
May 14, 2024, 9:25 am
Arrr mateys, me hearties! Methinks the scallywags be usin' too many potions and elixirs. The data be showin' a worrisome trend among the old salts. Avast ye, it be time to be more cautious with the remedies we be takin'! Aye aye, Captain!
May 14, 2024, 5:54 am
Arrr mateys, tis be said that the dreaded anterior cruciate ligament may mend itself without the knife, but the future be uncertain. The scallywags be watchin' closely to see if this be true. <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be keepin' a weather eye on the horizon, arrr!
May 14, 2024, 5:51 am
Arrr, this here eCBT be workin' wonders for the landlubber correction workers! It be helpin' 'em battle the stress and PTSD like a fearsome pirate on the high seas. No need for in-person therapy, just clickety-clack on the computer and feel better, me hearties! Aye, Medscape be tellin' the tale.
May 14, 2024, 5:46 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scurvy dogs known as clinicians be advisin' us to keep a weather eye on our blood pressure and take our grog on time. Aye, tis a fine idea to keep us hearty and hale on the high seas of health!
May 14, 2024, 4:59 am
Arr matey! The belief o' yer own heaviness as a wee lad may affect yer chances o' kickin' th' bucket or gettin' a bum ticker later in life if ye be a bit on th' flabby side. Yarr, them scallywags at Medscape Medical News be warnin' us!
May 13, 2024
May 13, 2024, 12:47 pm
Arrr mateys, beware! The devil's lettuce be causin' trouble for the young scallywags. This high-potency wacky tobaccy be messin' with their noggin, leadin' to madness and doin' harm to their precious brains. Be smart and steer clear of this cursed herb, ye hear?
May 13, 2024, 8:58 am
Arr matey! The good Dr Jennifer L. Hsiao be sayin' most o' the trials be fer the serious scurvy known as HS. We be tryin' to find the best potion to cure this vile disease. Keep a weather eye out for more news on this matter, me hearties! Aye aye!
May 13, 2024, 8:17 am
Arrr mateys, be wary of them branded products on the gaming screens, for they may tempt ye to fill yer belly with too much grub and grow as big as a whale! Beware the dangers of excess eating and weight gain, me hearties! Aye, 'tis true, as told by Medscape Medical News! Arrr!
May 13, 2024, 8:12 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags be more likely to ask for grub, shelter, and other booty if they don't have to spill the beans about their treasure stash. Aye, tis no need to show off yer gold before ye ask for help!
May 13, 2024, 8:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! When a lass be carryin' a wee one, watchin' her blood pressure be key to keepin' both her and the tiny pirate safe. Trust in the old ways, says the Medscape News UK. Listen to yer body, or ye might end up walkin' the plank!
May 10, 2024
May 10, 2024, 3:23 pm
Avast ye scallywags! A swish of the mouth reveals variations in the wee beasties of those with stomach woes, hinting at a new weapon in the battle against the dreaded C-word. Yarrr, aye, 'tis a mighty fine discovery indeed!
May 10, 2024, 2:41 pm
Arr matey, at the recent American Geriatrics Society conference, they be talkin' 'bout the dangers and treasures of lecanemab therapy. Aye, it be like walkin' the plank - one wrong step and ye be feedin' the fishes! Arrr!
May 10, 2024, 1:43 pm
Arrr, these guidelines be nothin' but fool's gold! If the weight-loss potion ain't workin' by 12 weeks, ye just need to adjust the dosage, me hearties. Don't be throwin' it overboard too soon, says this investigator. Aye, sail on, ye scallywags!
May 10, 2024, 11:04 am
Arrr! The latest treasure map be showin' that the old salts ain't respondin' better to the remedies than the young buccaneers, refutin' the findings of the scallywags before. Methinks the sea be full of surprises, mateys! Aye, 'tis true, as reporteth by Medscape Medical News.
May 10, 2024, 8:42 am
Arrr mateys, me hearties! Ye hear tell of these fancy gamified digital mental health interventions? They be like a magical elixir fer the young scallywags sufferin' from ADHD and depression. Aye, me thinks we be onto somethin' grand here! Let's set sail on this wondrous journey to better mental health!
May 10, 2024, 8:26 am
Arrr! Thar be news that CBT be the better remedy fer lessening the woes o' them with prolonged grief disorder, according to a scallywag study! Mindfulness be walkin' the plank, mateys! Read more in the Medscape Medical News, if ye dare! Arrr!
May 10, 2024, 7:45 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a curious tale indeed! The scallywags from US medical schools be steerin' clear o' states with them pesky abortion bans. Looks like they be wantin' to avoid walkin' the plank o' controversy! Aye, the winds of change be blowin' in the medical world!
May 10, 2024, 5:42 am
Arrr, mateys! The latest decrees on the dreaded affliction of hypertension have been revealed! Keep a weather eye on these newfangled guidelines for the health of your heart, or ye may find yerself walkin' the plank to Davy Jones' locker! Aye, 'tis true, as told by Medscape Medical News!
May 10, 2024, 5:19 am
Arrr mateys! Turns out, avoidin' the ol' immunosuppression be key to stayin' alive. The scallywags who ignore this warning be takin' a one-way trip to Davy Jones' locker. Listen to the wise words of the Medscape Medical News, or ye be meetin' a grim fate! Aye aye, Captain!
May 10, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr mateys! Ye best be watchin' out for the poison water, even a wee bit of arsenic can give ye the cursed T2D! Keep a sharp eye on yer drinkin' supply, lest ye be fallin' victim to the sneaky arsenic. Aye, 'tis a treacherous sea out there!
May 10, 2024, 3:24 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! Beware the cursed NSAIDs for treating yer aches and pains, for they may bring upon ye the wrath of heart failure and vascular calamity! Heed the warning, or risk walkin' the plank to Davy Jones' locker! Aye, 'tis the truth from Medscape Medical News!
May 9, 2024
May 9, 2024, 5:42 pm
Arrr, the new AMA captain be shoutin' for laws to make landlubber doctors sail to the countryside! 'Tis a grand call to arms for the healer folk to brave the wilds and tend to the rural scallywags. Aye, 'tis a bold move indeed!
May 9, 2024, 11:32 am
Arrr mateys! 'Tis said that removin' the gut lining be lessenin' the rumblin' of the hunger hormone, leadin' to a drop in weight. Aye, a wee study hath found promise in this scallywag treatment. Yarrr, the secrets of the sea be unfoldin'! Aye aye, cap'n!
May 9, 2024, 8:49 am
Arrr matey! Treating a leaky old bladder be a right challenge when ye have a swollen prostate, but fear not! A new trial be showin' promise in meetin' all its goals. This be good news fer all us old sea dogs! Aye aye, cap'n!
May 9, 2024, 7:55 am
Arrr, me hearties! The use of adalimumab be helpin' to improve the blood issues in them scallywags sufferin' from hidradenitis suppurativa. Aye, it be workin' well for those who be respondin' to it. Sail on, ye brave souls!
May 9, 2024, 7:47 am
Arrr, me hearties! A scallywag pediatric derm-mate be suggestin' a four-step plan fer sharin' decisions with wee patients facin' the dreaded acne and other unsightly skin afflictions. Aye, tis a fine idea to involve the little ones in their own skincare plunder! Aye aye, captain!
May 9, 2024, 5:33 am
Arr mateys, tis said that most of the cases happenin' in the United States and other lands be tied to inborn errors of immunity. But not all, me hearties! Keep a weather eye on the horizon for more news from the MDedge scallywags! Arrr!
May 9, 2024, 5:24 am
Arrr, ye scurvy researchers be lookin' at how quick 571 wee ones be gettin' better from the dreaded pneumonia. Aye, 'tis a fine study they be doin'! Hats off to those brave souls! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' the tale!
May 9, 2024, 4:52 am
Yarr, me hearties! 'Tis said that lasses wit' autoimmune disease suffer more from heart troubles during a wee one's makin'. Best be takin' some prevention measures during pregnancy to steer clear o' these pesky complications. Aye, 'tis the wise thing to do, says Medscape Medical News!
May 9, 2024, 4:35 am
Swap the meat for some plant-based grub, me hearties! 'Tis good for yer liver and keeps the ammonia at bay. Arrr, give it a try and say goodbye to cirrhosis and HE. Aye, 'tis the truth from Medscape Medical News!
May 8, 2024
May 8, 2024, 2:19 pm
Arr matey! The word on the high seas be that the t:connect mobile app be cursed with a glitch that be causin' the t:slim X2 insulin pump to lose its power! Beware, ye scallywags, lest ye find yerself stranded without yer trusty pump! Aye, aye, aye!
May 8, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr matey! The American Heart Association be creatin' CKM syndrome in 2023 to understand the tangled web o' heart, kidney diseases, diabetes, and obesity. Aye, they be tryin' to navigate the treacherous waters o' the body's ailments. Onward, me hearties, to better health!
May 8, 2024, 9:56 am
Arr, me hearties! This study be the first to test the worth o' a polygenic risk score fer diagnosin' primary open-angle glaucoma, say the researchers. Aye, 'tis true! So if ye be needin' to know yer fate with the ol' eye disease, look no further than this study! Aye, 'tis true!
May 8, 2024, 9:22 am
Arrr mateys, a fresh scroll be tellin' us what we do and do not know. 'Tis like a treasure map for our brains. Shiver me timbers, Medscape Medical News be keepin' us informed like a trusty parrot on me shoulder!
May 8, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr mateys, beware ye scallywags! This drug semaglutide be causin' more trouble than a barrel o' rum at a mermaid's wedding. Sail away from this treacherous sea of repeat surgeries, lest ye be walkin' the plank to Davy Jones' locker!
May 8, 2024, 5:54 am
Arrr mateys, at the latest gathering of wise scallywags, the learned folk be discussin' potions, ointments, and voodoo magic for this here affliction. Aye, 'twas a sight to see! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' the tale.
May 8, 2024, 4:53 am
Avast ye scallywags! Beware of the treacherous fentanyl, for it may be hiding its damage from ye landlubbers! The scurvy researchers warn that ye need a magical MRI to uncover its mischief. Aye, 'tis a tricky beast indeed! Arrr!
May 8, 2024, 4:19 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! Be hearin' this: Magnetic seizure therapy be just as good as ECT for battlin' bipolar mania, but with less harm to yer ability to speak proper. Aye, 'tis the truth! So make sure to weigh yer options afore settlin' on a treatment, me hearties!
May 8, 2024, 3:39 am
Arr matey, the IPC be simplifying the diagnosis o' GPP to make it easier on us scallywags treatin' this deadly disease. No need for fancy words or fancy tests, just get straight to the lootin' and pillagin' o' them symptoms. Aye aye, captain!
May 7, 2024
May 7, 2024, 3:39 pm
Arrr matey, this "Topical cefiderocol" be like a shiny new cutlass for them fancy eye doctors to battle the pesky bacteria in them fake tear bottles. Yarrr, it be a fine addition to their medical treasure chest, says the wise researchers at ARVO 2024. Aye aye, captain!
May 7, 2024, 3:18 pm
Arrr mateys! This here ColoSense test be showin' a grand improvement in sniffin' out the scurvy colorectal cancer and nasty adenomas in yer poop deck! Aye, 'tis a fine discovery indeed! Full speed ahead to a healthier treasure chest, me hearties!
May 7, 2024, 2:54 pm
Arrr mateys, tis be said that we need to tighten the grip on the rules for e-cigarette advertising on Instagram to protect the young scallywags from being lured by the flashy promotions. Aye, the sea of social media be a treacherous one indeed!
May 7, 2024, 2:08 pm
Yarrr! By the time a scurvy knave reaches the ripe age of 12, 14% of the scallywags have already dipped their toes in the devil's drink or puffing on the smoke. 'Tis said that following the ways of the gods may lead ye down a dark path to the grog and the pipe! Aye, 'tis a treacherous journey, says Medscape Medical News!
May 7, 2024, 9:57 am
Arrr, me hearties! Listen up! Reports be sayin' that more scallywags be gettin' snipped in states that be makin' it tough to plunder the booty! Seems like more landlubbers be takin' to gettin' their sails trimmed. Aye, the times be a-changin'!
May 7, 2024, 8:37 am
Arrr! The scallywags be sayin' that them fancy new medicines be givin' a bit o' extra life to some landlubbers with the pox, but at a cost! Aye, the rum be tellin' of greater dangers ahead for those brave enough to venture into the trials. Aaarrr!
May 7, 2024, 8:35 am
Arrr mateys! The use of CGMs for those not yet struck with the dreaded diabetes be a tool to steer us away from danger. Aye, the over-the-counter version be eagerly awaited like a hidden treasure! Yarrr!
May 7, 2024, 8:05 am
Arrr matey! 'Tis a sad tale indeed! Less than half o' the pictures on them government and organization websites be showin' patients with darker skin! Ye best believe we be needin' more diversity in them images, or else this be a mutiny in the makin'! Arrr!
May 7, 2024, 5:11 am
Arrr, mateys! Me thinks ye be needin' a longer time to break through the weight loss plateau with them GLP-1 receptor agonists and bariatric surgery, than with diets alone. 'Tis all 'cause they be messin' with yer appetite, not yer energy! Aye, 'tis a tricky course to navigate, indeed! Arrr!
May 7, 2024, 4:36 am
Arrr mateys! News be spreadin' o' newfangled injectable drugs 'n gene therapy XT-150 at the World Congress on Osteoarthritis. 'Tis a grand gathering indeed, with tales o' medical wonders 'n breakthroughs. Shiver me timbers, the future be lookin' mighty interestin'!
May 7, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr matey, tis be said that them minority folk be more likely to be given the cursed opioids after surgery. Aye, this may lead to more troubles down the line with the use of such treacherous substances. Yarrr, beware the dangers of the opium, me hearties!
May 7, 2024, 3:19 am
Arrr, nearly three quarters o' the landlubbers surveyed be feelin' the strain o' bein' a Mohs surgeon, with 68% claimin' to have suffered a musculoskeletal injury. Aye, 'tis a rough sea out there in the medical world, me hearties!
May 6, 2024
May 6, 2024, 3:38 pm
Arrr mateys, ye see, these theater and improv shenanigans be helpin' them Asian American, Native Hawaiian, and Pacific Islander med students learn to spot and handle racial bias in their doctorin' adventures. Aye, Medscape Medical News be tellin' us this valuable lesson!
May 6, 2024, 3:09 pm
Arrr mateys, tis be said that many a lass and landlubber be usin' hurtful words to describe them scallywags with an opium habit. Aye, 'tis a disgraceful way to be treatin' a soul in need of help, says the Medscape Medical News. A pox upon their ship!
May 6, 2024, 9:13 am
Arr, ye scallywags be warned! One in every five olden patients with head wounds be sufferin' from a serious brain injury, according to Medscape Medical News. Keep a weather eye on yer noggin, or ye may find yerself addled like a drunken sailor! Aye, mateys!
May 6, 2024, 9:13 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scurvy dog meta-analysis be suggestin' that takin' seizure preventin' medicine can indeed lessen the chances o' gettin' a fit after a bit o' head bashin'. Aye, 'tis a small victory, but a victory nonetheless!
May 6, 2024, 8:18 am
Arr matey! The scallywags who be mixin' opioids with gunplay be meetin' Davy Jones sooner, says a new study. They be payin' a pretty penny at the ol' emergency room, too! Looks like them scurvy dogs be payin' the ultimate price for their reckless ways. Aye, beware the deadly mix of grog and firearms, me hearties!
May 6, 2024, 7:07 am
Arr matey, this Colchicine be a true treasure, savvy? 'Tis a legacy drug with a new purpose, curin' the heart's woes. Aye, the seas be rough but this here drug be smoothin' out the waves of inflammation. Trust me, I be a pirate of clinical trials! Arrr!
May 6, 2024, 5:46 am
Arrr mateys! The scallywags be sayin' we need more tricks to scupper the multiple bairns after they've fired the cannon or planted the seed in the lass. Aye, the Medscape News be warnin' us of the need for more piratey strategies to keep the crew from growin' too big! Arrr!
May 6, 2024, 5:13 am
Arr matey! It be said that those with the cursed ADHD may be more likely to suffer from the pox of Lewy body disease and the foggy brain of dementia. Yar, the study's findings be a warning to all who can't focus on the treasure map! Aye, 'tis a treacherous sea we sail upon!
May 6, 2024, 4:08 am
Avast ye mateys! Manni Mohyuddin, MD, be tellin' us how he be battlin' the fiery beast known as smolderin' multiple myeloma. Listen close, lest ye be fallin' victim to this treacherous scurvy! Arrrr!
May 6, 2024, 2:58 am
Arrr, me hearties! The tally be in! 81 scallywag dermatologists and 182 medical pirates be sharin' their thoughts at six US-based institutions. Aye, 'tis a fine survey indeed. Sail on, Medscape Medical News!
May 5, 2024
May 5, 2024, 3:30 pm
Arrr, me hearties! This magical gel be helpin' more than half o' scallywags raise their mast within 10 minutes! Aye, 'tis a fine discovery indeed! Yarrr, who needs a plank when ye have this wondrous potion at yer side!
May 4, 2024
May 4, 2024, 3:30 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywag behind this new study be sayin', "I almost couldn't believe the facts I found!" Methinks he must've been drinkin' too much grog or gettin' swindled by a sneaky sea serpent! Har har!
May 4, 2024, 10:30 am
Arrr me hearties, 'tis said thar be a new contraption that be makin' them kidney stones walk the plank! No scurvy relapse be in sight, says this here study. Aye, me trusty Medscape be bringin' news of this wondrous device! Aye aye!
May 3, 2024
May 3, 2024, 4:53 pm
Arrr mateys! The newfangled method be givin' hope to those with weak hearts, showin' signs of improved blood flow a year hence. Aye, 'tis a miracle worth celebratin'! Fair winds and full sails to all who be tryin' this new remedy!
May 3, 2024, 9:27 am
Arrr mateys, them scurvy experts be sayin' we need to be payin' more attention to the nervous system and the gut microbiome when treatin' tummy troubles. Aye, we best be listenin' if we want to keep our bellies happy and our sails full o' wind!
May 3, 2024, 9:17 am
Arrr, me hearties! The landlubbers, known as orthopedic surgeons, be embarking on a journey through the treacherous mountain ranges of Lombardy, Italy. After a day of cyclin' and pillagin', they'll gather 'round for some fancy talkin' they call "scientific lectures." Aye, sounds like a jolly good time!
May 3, 2024, 8:43 am
Arrr mateys, these proton pump inhibitors be causin' more headaches than a hornswagglin' sea serpent! Beware the heartburn remedies, for they may lead ye to walk the plank with a throbbin' noggin! Aye, the Medscape Medical News speaks true!
May 3, 2024, 7:59 am
Arrr matey! The startin' dose be crucial for avoidin' the madness in them high-risk patients! The new meta-analysis be showin' that goin' too high too soon on the antipsychotic can send 'em straight into the depths of psychosis! Yarrr!
May 3, 2024, 5:34 am
Arrr! Me hearties be hearin' that Black Americans facin' racial discrimination in their prime may be at higher risk o' catchin' the scurvy known as Alzheimer's in their later years. 'Tis a treacherous sea we be sailin' on, me mateys! Aye, 'tis a cruel fate indeed.
May 3, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr mateys! The fight against the dreaded obesity be changin' in the 21st century. Ye must be ready for the challenge with top-notch care. Here be some tips for startin' yer new practice. Sail on, ye brave doctors! Aye, from Medscape Medical News.
May 3, 2024, 4:37 am
Avast ye, me hearties! Them scallywags o' researchers be findin' some mighty interestin' differences in the gut bugs o' chubby landlubbers compared to those with a trim waistline. Arrr, seems like the belly be tellin' tales of the booty within!
May 3, 2024, 4:17 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! The fierce storms and sweltering heat be causin' more hearties to meet Davy Jones in Davy Jones' locker! The data be showin' a spike in strokes from climate change. Keep a weather eye on yer health, mateys! Aye, Medscape Medical News be spreadin' the word!
May 2, 2024
May 2, 2024, 3:35 pm
Arrr, mateys! The DEA be thinkin' about movin' the devil's lettuce from a high rankin' to a lower one. What be the implications for the healers and their patients, ye reckon? Aye, the sea be full o' mysteries! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' us more, savvy?
May 2, 2024, 1:58 pm
Arrr mateys, the scallywags at this spa were poking faces with tiny needles like a bunch of landlubbers! But beware, their injection practices were as unsterile as a bilge rat's nest. Ye be better off walkin' the plank than gettin' pricked by them sea dogs! Arrr!
May 2, 2024, 11:34 am
Arrr mateys, this new high-concentration version of adalimumab-adbm be sailin' uncharted waters, ungranted with an interchangeability designation. Keep ye eyes peeled for any scallywags tryin' to swap out this treasure! Aye, Medscape Medical News be keepin' us informed.
May 2, 2024, 10:15 am
Arrr mateys, this study be sayin' that shockin' yar noggin with electric currents might help ye shake off the blues. But me hearties be warnin', we need more scallywags to confirm if this be true. Yar better off stickin' to grog for now! Aye aye, Cap'n Medscape!
May 2, 2024, 7:36 am
Arr mateys! 'Tis been discovered that 100% of the scallywags who took olaparib and standard grog survived 36 moons! Aye, the sea gods be smiling upon us this day! Arrr!
May 2, 2024, 7:11 am
Arrr! Ye scallywags be spoutin' nonsense! This new rumour be claimin' that only the pale-faced landlubbers be sufferin' from despair deaths. But I be tellin' ye, us pirates of all shades be feelin' the blues too! Yarrr!
May 2, 2024, 5:02 am
Arrr, me hearties! A study be sayin' that a common treatment might not be as powerful as we thought. Avast ye, me mateys, it be time to question the effectiveness of our remedies. Yarrr!
May 2, 2024, 4:41 am
Arrr, mateys! A study be findin' a wee bit more danger fer wee ones at 10 years old, but wise folk be sayin' to keep takin' yer vitamins like normal. Keep calm and swig ye grog, there be no need to panic! Aye.
May 2, 2024, 4:34 am
Arrr! Ye scurvy dogs be findin' a treasure map to a gene that be keepin' the dreaded Alzheimer's disease at bay by 70%! Avast ye, me hearties, we be sailin' into uncharted waters of the mind!
May 2, 2024, 4:01 am
Arrr mateys! The scurvy COVID-19 pandemic be showin' us that the young swashbucklers be actin' differently than we be expectin' in the emergency department for their mental health. Pillage on, ye young buccaneers! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' the tale.
May 1, 2024
May 1, 2024, 5:56 pm
Yarr! Beware, me hearties! The siren's call of social media may promise relief for the dreaded menopause, but 'tis a treacherous sea filled with snake oil and false promises. Ye savvy clinicians must be armed with knowledge to steer ye ship away from harm's way! Aye, Medscape be warnin' us!
May 1, 2024, 3:44 pm
Arrr! The British Society for Rheumatology be sharin' a new navigatin' map fer the treatment of Sjögren disease. Aye, 'tis a fine treasure trove o' advice fer swashbucklin' healthcare mates and their scurvy patients. Sail on, me hearties! Aye, Medscape Medical News be the jolly roger flyin' high!
May 1, 2024, 2:57 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags be settlin' the legal quarrel over the cursed 2021 device mishap. Ye can bet they be payin' a hefty sum to make this ruckus go away. Let's hope they learned their lesson, or they'll be walkin' the plank next time!
May 1, 2024, 2:28 pm
Arrr! A scallywag plastic surgeon from Seattle be in hot water with the law for tryin' to silence his patients from speakin' ill online! Ye can't be stoppin' the truth from comin' out, matey! The sea of online reviews be a rough one to navigate, indeed!
May 1, 2024, 11:43 am
Arrr mateys! 'Tis said that most landlubbers in the colonies be ignorin' the Cancer Society's rules for checkin' the lasses' neck parts for signs o' trouble. These scallywags need to smarten up and heed the advice of the experts!
May 1, 2024, 11:00 am
Avast ye scallywags! A study in the year of our Lord 2022 hath proven that the potion be mighty effective in keepin' the wee beasties from infiltratin' yer nether regions for a good 9 moons. Yo ho ho, me hearties!
May 1, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr mateys! There be a new fancy term tryin' to make the negative thoughts walk the plank, but some scurvy experts be sayin' it be as confusing as tryin' to read a treasure map in a stormy sea. Saber the confusion, ye landlubbers!
May 1, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! The latest intel be showin' that them scurvy ILD patients are like to spring a leak in their lungs after gettin' a new one. Keep a weather eye on 'em, lest they be turnin' into a human blowfish!
May 1, 2024, 5:23 am
Arr matey, a rummage in a Spanish crew has shown that better jabber be needed betwixt the sick and the healers. Avast ye, 'tis a lesson for all scallywags on the high seas of healthcare! Aye, tis the tale told by Medscape Medical News. Arrrrr!
April 30, 2024
April 30, 2024, 3:36 pm
Arr matey, the USPSTF be settin' sail for a stronger recommendation to spy on those scurvy dogs startin' mammograms earlier. They be sayin' we need more treasure maps to find the booty of breast cancer for Black and older wenches and those with dense chests. Aye aye, captain!
April 30, 2024, 12:30 pm
Arrr mateys, the U.S. Justice Department be thinkin' 'bout makin' marijuana use less of a crime, takin' it out of a category with heroin. Avast ye, looks like the times be changin' fer the high-seas of the drug world!
April 30, 2024, 10:24 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! The lack of global reports on physician walkin' the plank be a grave concern. Avast! There be scarce resources to aid in the battle against this dark scourge. We be needin' to rally the crew and find a solution, lest we lose more good sailors to the abyss of despair. Aye, matey.
April 30, 2024, 9:47 am
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis been discovered that popping a bit o' aspirin alongside yer regular treatment won't make ye fairer wenches free from the clutches of the dreaded breast cancer. Keep yer eye on the horizon for better remedies, me hearties! Arrr!
April 30, 2024, 9:14 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis being said that the spirits of the transgender and gender-nonconforming folks in the American colonies be growin' dark and stormy. Methinks it be high time for a change in the codes of conduct to help ease their troubled souls. Aye, 'tis the gossip from Medscape Medical News!
April 30, 2024, 8:50 am
Arrr mateys! Since 2002, there be a vast surge in pirates walkin' the plank among US college athletes, makin' it the second-most common cause of restin' in Davy Jones' locker in this fine crew. Aye, the Medscape Medical News be tellin' the tale!
April 30, 2024, 5:53 am
Arrr, me hearties! Be ye listenin'? Them scallywags with rheumatoid arthritis be havin' a higher chance of gettin' a venous thromboembolism, no matter their years on this earth or other things! Watch out for them blood clots, me mateys! Aye, 'tis true!
April 30, 2024, 3:45 am
Arrr mateys! These five fancy gadgets be sailin' the high seas of medicine, soon to dock at yer office. Keep a weather eye out for these advanced technologies, savvy? Yarrr!
April 30, 2024, 2:39 am
Arrr, me hearties! The verdict be set to be handed down in the final quarter of 2024. Keep a weather eye on the horizon for updates, lest ye miss the boat! - <i>The Medscape Medical News</i>
April 30, 2024, 1:40 am
Avast ye scallywags! The number of land lubbers plagued with the dreaded colorectal cancer be on the rise in those aged 46-49, says a study of the cursed disease. Aye, it be time to plunder some healthy habits to keep yer bowels shipshape, mateys! Arrr!
April 29, 2024
April 29, 2024, 8:00 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! No harm to wee bairns from most cancer potions, but beware the cursed combo of two immunotherapies! The lads at Medscape News UK be warnin' ye, so mind yer doses or face the consequences, arrr!
April 29, 2024, 7:21 am
Arrr mateys! Ye best be keepin' a sharp lookout on the horizon for the lack of primary care providers! It be shapin' the way ye be interactin' with yer healer. Stay informed, savvy? Aye, from Medscape Medical News.
April 29, 2024, 7:13 am
Arrr matey, a wise scholar be sayin' that bein' homeless and havin' a noggin full o' madness might be feedin' off each other like two scurvy dogs fightin' over the last scrap of meat. Aye, bidirectional they be, like two ships passin' in the night.
April 29, 2024, 6:29 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis told that most scallywags who got treatment for the cursed gout had been takin' their medicine within six moons o' leavin' the infirmary. Aye, 'tis all thanks to the nurse's watchful eye and a bit o' intervention. Savvy?
April 29, 2024, 5:31 am
Arrr, me hearties! It be said that these mystical powders known as antidepressants do no harm to yer thinkin' cap or memory, so fear not the scallywags of dementia! Trust in yer medicine, me mateys, and sail on with a clear mind and merry spirit!
April 29, 2024, 4:54 am
Avast ye healthcare mates! Be mindful o' the scurvy dogs who be makin' fun o' young scallywags with chronic skin afflictions. Keep a weather eye out fer signs o' stigma 'n bullying when treatin' these wee ones. Arrr, Medscape Medical News be warnin'!
April 29, 2024, 2:30 am
Arrr mateys! Some scallywags be sayin' playin' "brain games" can make ye smarter or keep yer noggin sharp. But be there proof, and do puzzles like crosswords and Sudoku count as well? Aye, we be needin' to dig deeper into this matter!
April 29, 2024, 2:02 am
Arrr mateys with the cursed IBS-C and bloating of the moderate to severe sort saw some relief after takin' plecanatide, but those with mild bloating saw no change in their condition. Yarrr, the seas be unpredictable when it comes to these matters! Aye, it be true as reported in Medscape Medical News!
April 26, 2024
April 26, 2024, 2:49 pm
Arrr mateys, a land lubber in the States be catchin' the avian flu from a cow, but fear not, no scurvy dog has spread it to another human yet. Keep yer distance from them birds and keep yerselves safe from this foul disease!
April 26, 2024, 1:52 pm
Arrr mateys! The FDA be givin' the green light to them fancy pivmecillinam tablets, aye, known as Pivya, to cure the wee little infections in the lasses down below. No need to fear the wrath of the UTI beast any longer! Aaargh!
April 26, 2024, 1:04 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The European Union be givin' their stamp o' approval to Altuvoct for the scurvy known as hemophilia A caused by a lack o' factor VIII! Shiver me timbers, this be some good news for those in need o' a remedy! Aye, 'tis a fine day indeed!
April 26, 2024, 12:09 pm
Arrr me hearties, word be spreadin' that Obgemsa be a fine remedy for yer leaky bladder, as decreed by the European Medicines Agency. So fear not, me mateys, for relief be awaitin' ye! Aye, Medscape be bringin' ye this news!
April 26, 2024, 11:41 am
Arr mateys, the European Medicines Agency be layin' down new rules on mixin' the anti-HIV potion atazanavir with other remedies. Watch yer step me hearties, lest ye face the wrath of the EMA! Aye aye, cap'n!
April 26, 2024, 10:51 am
Arr matey! The potions be crafted to cure the likes of rheumatism, scurvy skin, the dreaded COVID-19, and the gut rot known as Crohn's. Aye, me hearties, these remedies be the treasure we seek! Arrr!
April 26, 2024, 10:12 am
Arrr matey, the European Medicines Agency be recommendin' Fruzaqla, Truqap, and Eribulin Baxter for treatin' certain colorectal and breast cancers. Ye best be listenin' to the wise words of these experts, lest ye end up walkin' the plank! Aye, Medscape Medical News be spreadin' the word.
April 26, 2024, 9:28 am
Arrr, them First Nations patients be complainin' o' racism and stereotypin' from the scurvy dogs who be callin' themselves providers. Walkin' the plank be too good for them landlubbers! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' the tale.
April 25, 2024
April 25, 2024, 8:40 am
Arrr, England be changin' how they deal with lads 'n lasses feelin' like they be in the wrong body. It be part o' a bigger rethinkin' o' what we know. Aye, 'tis a new dawn for the young scallywags!
April 25, 2024, 8:28 am
Avast ye mateys! 'Tis said that Pz-cel, a potion of autologous, COL7A1 gene–corrected epidermal sheets, be crafted to restore the skin of scurvy dogs sufferin' from RDEB wounds. 'Tis like magic, bringin' healing and lessenin' pain in the process. Aye, 'tis a grand discovery!
April 25, 2024, 7:53 am
Arrr mateys! The wise men o' the medical world be sayin' that ye should use fancy genomic guidance to make yer radiotherapy decisions. 'Tis the way to spot them scurvy dogs with the most aggressive diseases. Listen to the experts or walk the plank, I say!
April 25, 2024, 7:11 am
Arrr, me hearties! Them land lubbers called internists be sharin' secrets on deliverin' the precious pills to the ailing souls and helpin' 'em on their journey to recovery. Aye, 'tis a noble quest indeed!
April 24, 2024
April 24, 2024, 1:53 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis been said that takin' a wee bit o' aspirin be good for yer heart, but now the tides have turned! The risk be greater than the reward, so beware me mateys! Listen to the wise words of Medscape Medical News, or ye may find yerself in Davy Jones' locker!
April 24, 2024, 12:12 pm
Arrr mateys, the scurvy dogs be tryin' to prescribe less antibiotics, but their path be blocked by a risky prompt. Yarrr, looks like these landlubbers be thinkin' twice 'bout usin' them antibiotics now! Aye, that be the tale of the Medscape Medical News.
April 24, 2024, 11:58 am
Avast ye mateys! 'Tis said a mystical contraption can reveal clues to the heart's distress through the patterns of slumber. Arrr, this be the key to unveilin' the marks of those in dire need of aid. The future be lookin' bright, aye!
April 24, 2024, 9:50 am
Avast ye scallywags! Some landlubbers be holdin' off on their CD20 treatments 'til their vaccine schedules be done. But a study be sayin' it may not be needed. Arrr, trust in th' scurvy dogs of science, mateys! Aye, 'tis true!
April 24, 2024, 8:39 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs be sayin' that the black magic o' TRD be showin' whether IV ketamine or ECT be workin' better. But beware, says the experts, for we need more research afore we be makin' any final reckonings. Aye, the seas be murky!
April 24, 2024, 8:01 am
Arrr, mateys! The scallywags in the clinical trials be holdin' back our precious therapies from reachin' the market. But fear not, for the public be clueless about these delays! Let's set sail and uncover the mysteries behind these holds, me hearties! Aye, Medscape Medical News be our trusty guide on this treacherous journey.
April 23, 2024
April 23, 2024, 1:42 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The concoction known as AXS-05, with its mix of dextromethorphan and bupropion, be showin' promise in calmin' the stormy seas of agitation in them with Alzheimer's! Aye, 'tis a fine discovery indeed in the ACCORD trial! Sail on, ye brave scientists!
April 23, 2024, 10:01 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags in Europe have given the thumbs up to this fancy new potion, danicopan, for those poor souls with paroxysmal nocturnal hemoglobinuria and leftover anemia on their usual remedies. Aye, 'tis a grand day for medical advancements on the high seas! Aye, aye!
April 23, 2024, 8:43 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that data can be a mighty tool fer clinicians in treatin' this condition that's been overlooked. Aye, those scallywags at Medscape be spreadin' the word! Let's set sail on the high seas of research, me mateys!
April 23, 2024, 8:29 am
Arrr matey, they be sayin' that steerin' clear o' certain behaviors could be makin' it harder fer the scallywags with OCD to get better in the long haul. Savvy? Aye, the seas be rough for this treatment, says the scurvy dogs at Medscape Medical News.
April 23, 2024, 8:02 am
Arrr matey! The new agent be approved to help ye fight off pesky bladder cancers that be resistant to bacillus Calmette-Guérin. Aye, 'tis a fine addition to yer treasure chest of treatments. Fair winds and smooth sailing to ye, me hearties!
April 22, 2024
April 22, 2024, 8:57 am
Arrr, mateys! The scallywag diseases of measles and pertussis be makin' a comeback after the plague of COVID-19. The landlubbers at ECDC be warnin' us to beware of these pesky ailments! Avast, me hearties, keep yer guard up and yer health in check! Aye, the news be spreadin' faster than scurvy on a ship!
April 22, 2024, 8:07 am
Arr matey! The landlubbers be sayin' that the healers be takin' charge of the dreaded diverticulitis, makin' surgery walk the plank! Avast ye, the times be changin' in the world of medicine, me hearties!
April 22, 2024, 7:34 am
Arrr, me mateys! A wise swashbuckler of the medical sort be delving into the mysteries of probiotics at the Francophone Days of Hepatology, Gastroenterology, and Digestive Oncology. Yo-ho-ho, tis a tale of gut health fit for a scallywag's ears!
April 22, 2024, 7:32 am
Arrr, ye scallywags be sayin' the scribes be callin' for rules from the wisest of the wise on how to give out and watch over the magic potions for growin' luscious locks! Aye, the cap'n be needin' some fancy words to keep the sea dogs lookin' shipshape!
April 22, 2024, 5:19 am
Avast ye scallywags! Thar be a new study showin' that addin' nivolumab to neoadjuvant treatment be improvin' outcomes for them landlubbers with borderline resectable pancreatic scurvy. Shiver me timbers! The Medscape Medical News be spreadin' the word like wildfire! Arrr!
April 22, 2024, 5:18 am
Arrr mateys, the latest advice from AGA be a treasure trove o' 12 top tips fer feedin' yer crew proper-like! From what ye put in yer belly to keepin' a weather eye on yer scurvy mates, 'tis all there in black and white. Aye, 'tis a true boon fer those needin' a healer's touch.
April 22, 2024, 5:12 am
"Arrr matey, be prepared for a dose of botulinum toxin A to smooth yer pores, sebum, and skin texture. Aye, 'tis the new treasure in dermatology practices, says this expert. Yo ho ho!"
April 22, 2024, 4:13 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis been discovered that them lidocaine injections be as good as a treasure map in relieving the most ferocious migraines in wee ones. Aye, a randomized trial hath proven it to be true! Raise the Jolly Roger for this fine news!
April 19, 2024
April 19, 2024, 2:15 pm
Arrr mateys, the hidden injection of vedolizumab be now sanctioned for keepin' scallywags with fierce Crohn's disease in check, after first dosin' 'em with the intravenous form. Avast ye, it be official news from Medscape Medical News!
April 19, 2024, 12:14 pm
Arrr, me hearties! A wee study be sayin' that a bit o' chit-chat between hospice folk and them that be sendin' patients their way can make the passage to Davy Jones' locker a bit smoother. Aye, 'tis true, says Medscape Medical News!
April 19, 2024, 10:58 am
Arrr mateys, it be said that this brain-zappin' contraption known as repetitive transcranial magnetic stimulation be given the nod in the US for over a decade now. But alas, our European brethren be still scratchin' their heads, awaitin' proper guidelines. Avast ye, Medscape Medical News be spillin' the beans! Arrr!
April 19, 2024, 9:30 am
Arrr mateys, the scurvy dogs be sayin' that there be no added peril for them with multiple sclerosis and cancer who be takin' the fancy checkpoint inhibitor therapy. A small study be suggestin' this, so ye can rest easy on the high seas! Aye aye, Medscape Medical News be bringin' the good tidings!
April 19, 2024, 8:26 am
Avast ye! Last year brought forth over 50 new potions, which may aid our shipmates in treating various maladies. Arrr, these remedies be a boon for our healers to better care for their patients. Aye, 'tis good news indeed from the land lubbers at Medscape Medical News!
April 19, 2024, 8:17 am
Arrr matey, 'tis still a mystery whether this newfangled three-phase screening, with its PSA test, four-kallikrein panel, and MRI, be able to lower the death toll from prostate scurvy. Yarrr, the scallywags at Medscape be keepin' a keen eye on this matter. Aye, we shall see!
April 19, 2024, 5:45 am
Avast ye scallywags! Beware of OSA management, for it may be helpful in treating OSA, but be warned about the troubles it brings in accessing GLP-1s and forsaking the ways of the landlubber lifestyle changes. Aye, me hearties, be cautious! Arrr!
April 19, 2024, 4:58 am
Arrr matey! It be said that lack of growth hormone be tied to a certain microbiome mark that may aid in diagnosin' and treatin' wee lads and lasses with short stature. Aye, the scallywags at Medscape Medical News be sharin' this curious findin'!
April 19, 2024, 4:46 am
Arrr mateys! The scallywags be sayin' that this EndoBarrier be workin' like magic! It be makin' ye shed weight and keepin' the sugar levels at bay, all while savin' ye from the dreaded insulin shots! Aye, a fine treasure indeed!
April 19, 2024, 4:26 am
Arrr, many scallywags be subjectin' themselves to lung cancer scannin', despite a greater chance of harm than good. Aye, 'tis like jumpin' into shark-infested waters hopin' to find treasure! Ain't no leechin' quacks be tellin' 'em the truth, arrr!
April 18, 2024
April 18, 2024, 4:36 pm
Arrr matey, these new rules be helpin' the good doctors find a better balance betwixt work and family. Aye, tis a fine notion indeed to keep the ship sailing smoothly for all ye landlubbers in the medical world!
April 18, 2024, 10:36 am
Arrr mateys, a test be sayin' that the ketogenic diet may calm the mind and shed those extra pounds. Shiver me timbers! Who knew a diet could be the cure for madness and the curse of the dreaded metabolic syndrome. Aye aye, pass the bacon and butter, me hearties!
April 18, 2024, 8:05 am
Arrr mateys, tis been discovered that the dangers of using antipsychotic medicines among those with a troubled mind be more treacherous than thought. Beware, ye scallywags, for the risks be far greater than known before! Aye, 'tis the truth from Medscape Medical News. Aye.
April 18, 2024, 8:02 am
Yarr mateys, in the heart o' those with a STEMI and many a blocked passage, guidin' the way with FFR for all the vessels didn't make a difference in the FULL-REVASC quest! Stickin' to fixin' just the main culprit be as good as plunderin' all the treasures! Aye, the Medscape News be tellin' us so! Arrr!
April 18, 2024, 7:18 am
Arrr, 'tis be known that keepin' different races and tribes apart be makin' it harder for 'em to find a good kidney transplant. Aye, 'tis a sad state o' affairs indeed, me hearties! So let's all band together and fight fer equal access to livers 'n kidneys for all!
April 18, 2024, 5:44 am
Arrr! Ye scallywags be tellin' me that these magical beams of light be makin' ye facial hair disappear? Aye, me hearties! 'Tis a beauty secret worth more than all the treasure in Davy Jones' locker! Ye be lookin' as smooth as a freshly swabbed deck in no time!
April 18, 2024, 5:24 am
Arrr, me hearties! Listen up ye scallywags! Aye, it be said that patients pillaging GLP-1s be havin' a 33% greater risk o' catchin' the dreaded aspiration pneumonia after a bit o' endoscopic plunderin'. 'Tis a warning from the high seas, mateys! Aye, heed it well!
April 18, 2024, 5:15 am
Arrr, the PROACT trial be showin' that enalapril be not affectin' the heart o' those brave souls battlin' the scurvy cancer! No need to worry 'bout yer heart takin' a hit while fightin' the good fight, me hearties! Aye, the sea be calm in this storm.
April 18, 2024, 4:27 am
Arrr matey! The latest information be sayin' that the loot from Medicare for plunderin' breast cancer surgeries be dwindlin' fast! Looks like we be needin' to find a new treasure chest to fill our coffers, me hearties! Aye, the times they be changin' indeed!
April 17, 2024
April 17, 2024, 4:17 pm
Arrr mateys, a new potion be comin' to the shores of the United States on February 21, 2025. 'Tis said to be a biosimilar, aye, so keep a weather eye out for its arrival. The Medscape Medical News be spreadin' the word, savvy?
April 17, 2024, 11:45 am
Arrr mateys! A newfangled test be showin' promise fer findin' them nasty critters causin' brain woes. 'Tis a grand discovery indeed! Onward, me hearties, to a world free o' scurvy diseases! Aye, 'tis the talk o' Medscape Medical News!
April 17, 2024, 10:47 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis been discovered in a recent study that smokin' a bit o' cannabis with THC and CBD be like findin' the buried treasure for them sufferin' from a nasty migraine! So, next time ye feelin' a headache comin' on, perhaps consider settin' sail for the nearest dispensary! Aye aye, Captain Cannabis to the rescue!
April 17, 2024, 9:39 am
Arrr, the ODAC be approvin' o' these tests that be as sensitive as a cat's whisker to help us swashbuckle our way through the treacherous waters of drug approvals for the dreaded multiple myeloma. Aye, let the battle for faster treatments begin!
April 17, 2024, 8:57 am
Arrr, me hearties! According to them fancy psychiatrists at EPA 2024, it be all about the legal constraints. But shiver me timbers, I reckon they be talkin' more gibberish than a parrot with a peg leg! Aye, pass me the grog and let's set sail for clearer waters!
April 17, 2024, 5:18 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags have discovered clues that say them pesky bugs in yer belly may be causin' trouble in yer joints! By adjustin' yer gut microbes, ye might just find relief from that cursed rheumatoid arthritis. Aye, a bit o' pirate magic for yer health!
April 17, 2024, 5:08 am
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis said that more than one in three hearty landlubbers developed a malady of the heart, known as bradyarrhythmias, whilst scaling the treacherous slopes of Mount Everest. Aye, the medical scribes be warnin' of the dangers of such a perilous adventure! Arrr!
April 17, 2024, 4:39 am
Arrr mateys, 'tis been said that over a quarter of the scallywags who met Davy Jones' locker due to opium were young buccaneers! Avast ye, beware the siren call of the poppy lest ye find yerself in the depths of Neptune's grasp! Aye, 'tis true, says the Medscape Medical News!
April 17, 2024, 4:34 am
Arrr mateys, the use of potassium-laden salt replacements for victuals could be a blessing for the health of the common folk, says a fresh study. Aye, aye, me hearties! Let's shiver our timbers with some healthier grub!
April 16, 2024
April 16, 2024, 3:54 pm
Arrr matey! The scallywags be sayin' that a throbbin' head, whether from tension, a throbbin' migraine, or a bop on the noggin', be leadin' folks down the plank towards Davy Jones' locker. Aye, the study be sayin' so, me hearties!
April 16, 2024, 1:58 pm
Arr matey! It be told that mixin' ketamine be a fine remedy for young scallywags with stubborn headaches. Safe, effective, and well tolerated it be, says the wise researchers. Aye, the sea of medicine be full of surprises, me hearties!
April 16, 2024, 1:08 pm
Arr! Me hearties be talkin' bout some scallywags havin' blurry vision, double vision, and droopy eyelids from the dreaded botulism! Aye, tis a rough sea we sail on, with swallowin' and breathin' troubles to boot! Beware the curse o' the botulism, me mateys! Aaarrr!
April 16, 2024, 10:16 am
Arrr, me hearties! The latest scuttlebutt be that atogepant be showin' promise fer keepin' them headaches at bay. Aye, the data be sayin' it be safe and workin' well for preventin' them migraines. So hoist the sails and set a course for relief, me mateys!
April 16, 2024, 8:14 am
Arrr mateys, tis be a sad tale indeed! A wee bit o' the cancer drugs be lackin' in their promised benefits to the scallywags sufferin'. 'Tis a shame, for we be needin' all the help we can get in fightin' the dread disease. Aye, the sea be rough, but we must sail on!
April 16, 2024, 8:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that the use o' SGLT2 inhibitors and insulin be lessenin' the dangers o' diabetes-related eye maladies. So ye can keep an eye on yer booty and still enjoy yer rum without worryin' 'bout goin' blind! Aye, a fine discovery indeed!
April 16, 2024, 7:23 am
Arrr mateys! 'Tis said that D-Limonene, a wondrous substance found in the holy plant cannabis, may help ye scallywags ease yer fears and anxieties caused by the devil's lettuce. Aye, according to Medscape Medical News, this be a grand discovery for all ye pirates sailin' the high seas!
April 16, 2024, 5:42 am
Arrr, mateys! The ARISE-HF trial be searchin' for a way to stop the scurvy known as diabetic cardiomyopathy, but it did not find the X marks the spot. However, there be hope in the horizon for a treasure to prevent it! Aye, keep a weather eye on the horizon, me hearties!
April 16, 2024, 5:17 am
Arrr mateys! A study hath discovered that those who suffer mishaps after gettin' their pretty faces altered be more likely to feel sad, anxious, and other mental maladies than before. Ye best think twice before messin' with yer natural beauty, lest ye end up walkin' the plank of despair! Arrr!
April 16, 2024, 5:05 am
Arrr mateys! The American Society for Dermatologic Surgery Association be warnin' ye scallywags 'bout the dangers of gettin' yer medical procedures done in places without proper licensin'. Keep a weather eye out, lest ye end up walkin' the plank!
April 16, 2024, 4:35 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags be sayin' that them neuromodulators and dermal fillers be workin' wonders for the landlubbers in need. But more treasure be needed to know for sure if they be safe for all the different crews out there. Aye!
April 15, 2024
April 15, 2024, 11:18 am
Avast ye scallywags! The more loot ye plunder, the worse off ye be in the end, says this fancy new study. Aye, the fancy AI algorithm be showin' that higher seizure burden spells trouble for yer future. Ye best be keepin' a sharp eye on yer health, mateys! Arrr!
April 15, 2024, 7:49 am
Arr mateys, 'tis said that the minglin' of pediatric dermatology and rheumatology be improvin' patient outcomes and satisfactions! No scurvy here, just jolly good news from the Medscape Medical News! Aye, the seas be smooth sailin' for these combined clinics! Arrr!
April 15, 2024, 7:44 am
Arrrh me hearties! By scallywagging through the spoken words of landlubbers, ye may spy signs of foggy brains and potential plundering of memories. Keep a weather eye out for signs of mild cognitive impairment, lest ye find yerself lost in the treacherous waters of dementia risk. Aye, aye captain!
April 15, 2024, 7:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! The swashbucklers o' the medical world be comparin' the effects o' a low-fat vegan diet to a portion-control diet fer scallywags with type 1 diabetes. 'Tis a tale o' trials and tribulations on the high seas o' health! Aye, 'tis true, as told by Medscape Medical News.
April 15, 2024, 5:55 am
Arrr mateys, the latest DEDICATE-DZHK6 trial be showin' that fixin' yer aortic valve with a bit o' fancy catheter work be just as good as cuttin' it open on the table. Aye, the surgeons may not be pleased to hear that!
April 15, 2024, 5:00 am
Arr matey! The FDA be grantin' permission for a newfangled AI tool to diagnose sepsis. 'Tis a grand day for technology on the high seas! Aye, me hearties, let's set sail with this De Novo pathway treasure! Huzzah!
April 15, 2024, 4:51 am
Arrr mateys, ye be hearin' that helpin' hands in the emergency department be leadin' to better followin' of post-discharge pills for the cursed opioid use disorder. No more repeatin' overdoses for these scallywags! Aye, 'tis a grand findin' indeed, says the Medscape Medical News.
April 15, 2024, 4:10 am
Arrr mateys, them tiny scallywags be safer from serious bacterial foes after bein' jabbed with the pox prevention potions, but still be needin' to watch out for them sneaky urinary tract invaders. Keep a weather eye on yer little buccaneers, lest ye be dealin' with a troublesome leak!
April 12, 2024
April 12, 2024, 11:09 am
Arr, me hearties! The scallywags be talkin' about them fancy semisynthetic opioids causin' a ruckus. But fear not, for the mortality from prescription opioids be holdin' steady in most European lands. Aye, tis a curious tale indeed!
April 12, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! This Semaglutide be a fine remedy for shedding extra poundage, yet we mustn't overlook the coin it takes to keep it up. Be weighin' the cost o'er time with ESG, savvy? Aye, 'tis the dilemma we face. - <i>Ye Medscape Medical News</i>
April 12, 2024, 9:09 am
Arrr! Tis be said that addin' some swabbin' of the deck and hoistin' of the sails to yer weekly routine may help ye remember to take yer meds, ye scurvy dogs with mental disorders. Aye, aye, cap'n!
April 12, 2024, 8:42 am
Arrr, mateys! 'Tis been o'er a year since the scallywags in the phase 3 studies found that delgocitinib cream be a trusty cure for the cursed chronic hand eczema. The latest reports say the control be holdin' steady, with no new troubles on the horizon. Aye, the treasure be safe!
April 12, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr mateys, it be said that the dreaded PsA be more common in the lands of Europe and North America, than in the exotic shores of Asia and South America! Aye, the scallywags be sufferin' from this affliction more in those parts of the world, me hearties!
April 12, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr mateys, the coronary sinus reducer be helpin' with the chest pains, but be failin' to improve the blood flow. 'Tis like tryin' to sail a leaky ship in rough waters! Ahoy, the seas of medicine be a treacherous journey indeed!
April 12, 2024, 5:29 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Be warned, these infernal e-cigarettes be as harmful as the devil's tobacco. Just like the cursed conventional cigarettes, they be wreakin' havoc on yer precious endothelium and fillin' ye body with toxic substances. Heed the warnin' from <i>Medscape Medical News</i>. Arrrr!
April 12, 2024, 4:40 am
Arrr! The scallywags at the organization be sayin' to use the vaccine with other means like keepin' the critters at bay, stayin' ahead of the game, and learnin' a thing or two. Listen up, ye landlubbers! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spreadin' the word. Aye, aye!
April 11, 2024
April 11, 2024, 11:15 am
Arr matey! 'Tis said that takin' short breaks with light-intensity walks durin' long sittin' hours be improvin' vascular inflammatory biomarker levels in scallywags with type 1 diabetes. Aye, me hearties! Listen to the wise words of Medscape Medical News and take a stroll to keep ye health in check! Arrr!
April 11, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Them experts be sayin' that changin' how we give psychiatric care can lessen the need fer forcin' folks into treatment. Aye, tis good news from the 32nd European Congress of Psychiatry! Ye best listen up, or ye might end up walkin' the plank! Aharrr!
April 11, 2024, 9:56 am
Arrr mateys, tis said that more scallywags with the dreaded scurvy are joining the quest for a cure, especially at the grand National Cancer Institute. But alas, the number of recruits be still too few. Aye, the battle against this cursed disease be a fierce one indeed.
April 11, 2024, 9:15 am
Arrr matey, tis not just the grub ye shove in yer gob that affects yer well-being. The speed and timing of yer feasting also be part of the puzzle. Listen to the wisdom of the Medscape Medical News, lest ye be walking the plank of poor health! Aye!
April 11, 2024, 5:54 am
Arrr mateys! Takin' SGLT2 inhibitors o'er GLP-1 RAs be showin' a 19% lessenin' o' risk fer scurvy outcomes in hearties with T2D an' CKD stages I-III. Listen t' this tale from Medscape Medical News, ye scurvy dogs!
April 11, 2024, 4:42 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that this Valproate remedy, meant to quell the storm within yer brain, may cause ye to gain weight like a bloated sea whale! Beware the side effects of this cursed medicine, lest ye find yerself too heavy to walk the plank!
April 11, 2024, 4:32 am
Arrr mateys, the mystical elixir known as D-mannose be as useless as a wooden leg in a footrace for lasses sufferin' from the dreaded urinary tract infections! 'Tis all a sham, just like Davy Jones' locker. Avast ye, and stick to yer grog instead! Aye!
April 11, 2024, 3:33 am
Arrr mateys, it be said that the Black swashbucklers with the crazy mind be gettin' less of the powerful clozapine than their White shipmates. Shiver me timbers, what a scallywag of a discrepancy! Aye, the Medscape Medical News be tellin' the tale.
April 10, 2024
April 10, 2024, 5:55 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags in the SHASTA-2 study found that the medicine be mighty effective in lowerin' them triglycerides by more than 50%. Aye, aye captain, it be a fine treasure for them with the pancreatitis risk! Alas, no scurvy here, mateys!
April 10, 2024, 5:09 pm
Arrr mateys! 'Tis good news fer those cursed with deadly strokes, but 'tis only good fer a chosen few, says one wise expert. Aye, the seas be rough but there be hope on the horizon!
April 10, 2024, 7:49 am
Arrr mateys, word be spreadin' of a newfangled test that can sniff out pancreatic scallywags afore they grow too big! 'Tis a chance to set sail on the path of curin' patients afore it be too late. Aye, a jolly good find indeed!
April 10, 2024, 7:20 am
Arr mateys, tis a tale of the ICU physician who found himself amidst a cardiac arrest in a crowded club, with music blaring and a sea of people. Aye, a night of revelry turned into a night of swashbuckling medical heroics!
April 10, 2024, 6:46 am
Yarrr mateys! Them landlubbers be sufferin' from zoom dysmorphia, obsessin' over their mugs afore meetin' online. Aye, they be thinkin' they needs to be lookin' perfect like a shiny doubloon! Harharhar!
April 10, 2024, 5:50 am
Arrr mateys! 'Tis said that the pains of me bones may not just trouble me body, but also me poor brain. Ye best be takin' heed and carin' for yer joints, lest ye want yer noggin' to age quicker than a pirate after a night of grog! Aye!
April 10, 2024, 5:13 am
Arrr mateys! 'Tis said that the scallywags who received the powerful cadonilimab and standard chemo had a better chance of survivin', whether they had the mark of PD-L1 or not! Aye, the news be spreadin' like wildfire across the seven seas!
April 10, 2024, 5:08 am
Arrgg, me hearties! A grand study be showin' that older adults who be sufferin' from delirium be havin' a higher risk of walkin' the plank straight into the jaws o' dementia and death. Heed this warnin', ye scallywags!
April 10, 2024, 4:22 am
Arrr mateys, a study from the Swede land be sayin' that young scallywags with itchy skin may be more likely to end up with a rumble in their tummy. Best be keepin' an eye out for them crocodiles in yer belly! Arrr!
April 10, 2024, 4:08 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags be sayin' that these clinical endpoints be a fine indicator o' survival fer ye lasses with breast cancer. Aye, the adjuvant therapy be workin' wonders! Trust in yer doctors, me mateys, and ye shall sail through these treacherous waters unscathed. Aarrgh!
April 9, 2024
April 9, 2024, 3:42 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Some scallywags be sayin' that the acronym be no good no more and may be causin' harm, according to a group of specialists arguin' with other experts. Avast ye Medscape Medical News!
April 9, 2024, 1:57 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Beware the scallywags on the interwebs spewing falsehoods 'bout contraception safety! Don't be fooled by these self-proclaimed experts! Trust only ye doctor's wisdom on such matters, lest ye be led astray on the treacherous sea of misinformation! Aye, me mateys!
April 9, 2024, 6:12 am
Arrr mateys! It be said that snortin' oxytocin up yer nose be makin' ye more sociable and happy if ye be havin' that pesky autism spectrum disorder. Aye, the science be showin' it to be true, so go ahead and give it a try, me hearties!
April 9, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr matey, Pfizer be claimin' their potion Abrysvo be makin' the older landlubbers less likely to catch the dreaded respiratory syncytial virus. Me thinks they be tryin' to sell us snake oil, but who be I to argue with the scallywags at Pfizer! Arrr!
April 9, 2024, 5:26 am
Arrr mateys! The scallywags be sayin' that feelin' blue can make yer bellyache worse for them lads with the cursed ulcerative colitis. Keep a weather eye on yer mental health, lest ye be sailin' into rough waters! Aye, 'tis the word from Medscape Medical News!
April 9, 2024, 5:08 am
Arrr mateys, them Canadian scallywags be usin' some fancy whole-genome sequencing to spy on the genetic quirks of young buccaneers with cerebral palsy. Aye, it be a fine pursuit, but I reckon those lads and lasses be needin' more grog and less science!
April 9, 2024, 5:01 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags at Medscape Medical News be tellin' us that MS be havin' three different types, each based on different blood-based "immune signatures." This information may help us predict the course of the disease and make more personalized treatment decisions. Aye, the pirates be gettin' smarter every day!
April 9, 2024, 4:53 am
Arrr mateys! Ye be hearin' that a powerful potion aimin' at mRNA of APO C-III be reducin' them triglycerides by half in BRIDGE-TIMI 73a! Aye, the largest loot ever seen in a trial! Yarrr! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> has the scoop!
April 8, 2024
April 8, 2024, 4:54 pm
Yarr, me hearties! Aye, 12 weeks o' liftin' heavy things be boostin' hip function, easin' pain, and makin' life better for them scallywags with osteoarthritis. Aye, that be the treasure we be seekin'! A fine tale from Medscape Medical News! Arrr!
April 8, 2024, 3:45 pm
Arr me hearties! 'Tis said that a newfangled contraption could help ye landlubbers get yer hands on statins without seein' a scurvy doctor! Mayhaps this be the secret to keepin' yer heart shipshape and preventin' a mutiny in yer chest. Aye aye, Cap'n Medscape be tellin' us true!
April 8, 2024, 3:08 pm
"Arr mateys! The scallywags in the BE ACTIVE trial be findin' that offerin' bits o' gold and a bit o' fun be motivatin' landlubbers with bad tickers to walk the plank more each day. Shiver me timbers! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>"
April 8, 2024, 1:51 pm
Arrr! The FDA be givin' the nod to a new therapy that be targetin' tumors without carin' where they be growin'. 'Tis a mighty fine achievement, me hearties! Avast ye scallywags, 'tis a new dawn for medicine on the high seas!
April 8, 2024, 11:56 am
Arr! A fresh study be scrutinin' the aftermath o' cancer potions that got the nod quick! Will they stand the test o' time or be walkin' the plank soon? Watch yer back, mateys! In the land o' medicine, nothin' be certain but scurvy and death!
April 8, 2024, 7:59 am
Avast ye scallywags! Those landlubbers be callin' our trusty doctors "extremists" for fightin' for public health! But we sailors know better - keep up the good work, ye hearty advocates for the well-being of all! Arrr!
April 8, 2024, 7:33 am
Arrr mateys! Ye hear tell o' this fancy work from Duke University? They be aimin' to shake up the way them scientific folk study grub and how them doctors check the diets o' their patients. Shiver me timbers! It be a whole new world for the scallywags in white coats!
April 8, 2024, 7:10 am
Arrr, me hearties! Them fancy researchers be prayin' that them screening programs take another gander at them nuchal translucency measurements. Aye, 'tis a fancy way of sayin' they be wantin' a closer look at the size of them baby bumps. Har har har!
April 8, 2024, 5:02 am
Arrr matey! 'Tis said that stuffin' yer gullet with too much fancy processed grub may bring upon ye the dreaded irritable bowel syndrome! Best be stickin' to the good ol' pirate fare of rum and sea biscuits, lest ye want a pox upon yer bowels! Aye, me hearties!
April 8, 2024, 4:56 am
Arrr me hearties! 'Tis said that prescription potions be good fer easing the pain of scallywags with the pox. But when the treatment be done, the guidelines on using these remedies be as murky as Davy Jones' locker! Aaarrrrr!
April 8, 2024, 4:28 am
Arrr mateys! Them hearty souls who be carryin' extra cargo on their frame be sheddin' more pounds by takin' semaglutide, so long as they haven't tried other potions for the same cause. Avast! The seas of weight loss be a treacherous journey indeed!
April 8, 2024, 4:27 am
Arrr mateys, it be said by them smart Canadian landlubbers that them poor souls wanderin' the streets be twice as likely to suffer from forgetfulness as those with a roof over their heads. Aye, 'tis a sad tale indeed, but at least we can remember to be grateful for our own sturdy ships!
April 7, 2024
April 7, 2024, 4:40 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis said that a magical telemedicine program be savin' the lives of heart-stricken patients who've been tinkered on by a bunch of landlubber surgeons. Aye, 'tis a wondrous spectacle indeed! Yarrr!
April 7, 2024, 3:26 pm
Arrr matey! A fancy jaw-advancing contraption be just as good as the ol' CPAP for lowerin' blood pressure in scallywags with hypertension and sleep apnea, says the CRESCENT trial. Avast ye, the Medscape Medical News be tellin' tales of this swashbucklin' study! Aye aye, captain!
April 7, 2024, 1:58 pm
Arrr mateys, the use of a tiny pump called the microaxial flow pump be helpin' to save lives in patients sufferin' from the dreaded STEMI-related cardiogenic shock in the DanGer Shock trial. But beware, for it also bringeth more troubles along the way. Aye, 'tis a tricky situation indeed!
April 7, 2024, 6:00 am
Arrr mateys! Aye, in the battle betwixt tamsulosin and implant therapy, the latter be victorious in easing symptoms. Aye, me hearties, set sail with the implant therapy for smoother waters ahead!
April 6, 2024
April 6, 2024, 5:24 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Empagliflozin did not greatly lower the risk of heart failure hospital stays or death in risky patients in EMPACT-MI, but it did lessen the number of times they had to visit the dreaded hospital. Avast! Medscape Medical News be bringin' ye the tale.
April 6, 2024, 3:41 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The ApoA1 infusions in the AEGIS-II trial be like a scallywag with no booty. But fear not, for a closer look be showin' promise in them with higher LDL levels. Aye, the treasure be hidden in the cholesterol, mateys!
April 6, 2024, 2:21 pm
Arrr mateys! In the quest for a heart cure, this shunt device be a disappointment for all ye landlubbers with weak LV function. But fear not, for those with a feeble LVEF less than 40% may still find some treasure in this study. Aye, the heart be a tricky beast indeed!
April 5, 2024
April 5, 2024, 3:43 pm
Arr, me hearties! The FDA be givin' their seal o' approval for a fancy new app to cure the blues! Ye can now get yer prescription for sadness right on yer phone. Just make sure ye don't accidentally delete it, or ye'll be walkin' the plank of despair! Aye, matey!
April 5, 2024, 12:22 pm
Arrr! Ye scallywags be sayin' a test fer risk o' fallin' into the clutches o' the dreaded opioid use disorder may be bringin' harm instead o' help! 'Tis a debate as epic as huntin' fer buried treasure with genetic maps as our guide. Aye, the seas be treacherous indeed!
April 5, 2024, 11:31 am
Arrr, a scallywag was denied by the docs, but the brave soul be holdin' up. We be keepin' a weather eye on 'im to see how he fares in the long haul. Aye, the medics be watchin' closely!
April 5, 2024, 11:14 am
Arr mateys, fear not the foul fowl flu! The land lubbers say the chance of widespread illness be low, but keep a weather eye out and tighten up yer defenses! We be keepin' a sharp lookout for any scurvy birds tryin' to make us walk the plank! Aye aye, Captain Health Authorities!
April 5, 2024, 8:10 am
Arrr mateys, the signs be clear: Our bodies be needin' more time amongst the lush greenery to be hale and hearty. It be all about how we see time passin'. Aye, trust the wise words of Medscape Medical News, me hearties!
April 5, 2024, 8:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! It be said that a healer's touch be makin' a difference in the way them male patients be thinkin' 'bout their leaky pipes. Aye, a nurse be swashbucklin' her way through them urinary troubles like a true buccaneer!
April 5, 2024, 5:28 am
Arrr, me hearties! The use of fancy orthopedic trinkets or magic potions be makin' the risk of bone infections soar to the heavens for them scallywags with RA and the dreaded S aureus bug. Ye best be keepin' an eye out for them pesky infections, lest ye end up walkin' the plank! Arrr!
April 5, 2024, 5:18 am
Arrr mateys! 'Tis said that the use of continuous glucose monitoring be like a treasure map that leads to a reduced risk o' the dreaded diabetic retinopathy in adults with type 1 diabetes. Shiver me timbers, keep a watchful eye on yer blood sugar levels, me hearties! Aye, <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' no tales.
April 5, 2024, 4:56 am
Arrr, mateys! The scallywags be sayin' that a thyroid exam didn't match the ultrasound results in landlubbers with no symptoms! But it be spot-on for the big nodules! Shiver me timbers! The sea of medicine be a treacherous one indeed!
April 5, 2024, 4:50 am
Arrr! The scurvy dogs of the medical profession be sufferin' from pandemic fatigue just as much as us landlubbers be strugglin' with the long haul of the foul COVID! Some be too proud to seek help, but a good dose of grog and rest be the cure for all ailments!
April 3, 2024
April 3, 2024, 2:33 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags at Medscape be warnin' us of treacherous guidewires, causin' harm to our precious blood vessels. Beware, me mateys, lest ye want yer veins to become a leaky ship! Aye, 'tis a dangerous sea out there indeed.
April 3, 2024, 9:50 am
Arrr, the US Food and Drug Administration hath given the nod to iloperidone tablets (Fanapt) for treatin' the scallywag known as bipolar disorder in adults. Avast ye, mateys! 'Tis good news for those sailin' the rough seas of mental health. Aye, 'tis Medscape Medical News!
April 3, 2024, 6:49 am
Arrr, Lenz Therapeutics be boastin' on Wednesday that their mighty experimental potion be makin' landlubbers see better in their old age! Aye, they be fixin' nearsightedness in scallywags with a common eye ailment. Yarrr, me hearties, who needs a spyglass when ye got Lenz Therapeutics on yer side?
April 3, 2024, 6:26 am
Arrr matey! A study from Finland be tellin' us that mixin' polygenic risk scores with family tales and breast cancer gene mutations be makin' the hunt for breast cancer more strategic. Aye, this be some serious treasure for our medical mates to find!
April 3, 2024, 5:12 am
Arrr matey, some fancy DNA changes may be the root of heart troubles like atrial fibrillation or a wonky ventricular thing. Aye, the Medscape Medical News be spoutin' the scientific jargon, but all I can think of is plunderin' for treasure!
April 3, 2024, 5:01 am
Arrr, the scallywag Rilzabrutinib failed to reach its mark in the PEGASUS trial for mateys with pemphigus vulgaris or foliaceus. Me thinks it be walkin' the plank to Davy Jones' locker! Aye, even the best potions can't always cure ye ailments.
April 3, 2024, 4:18 am
Yarr mateys! The belly growin' bigger, but the fat remainin' the same in them young scallywags with the sugar problem. 'Tis a curious findin' indeed! The sea of medicine be full of treasures and surprises, arrr!
April 3, 2024, 4:13 am
Arrr, ye scallywags with a solitary ailment be needin' less of the fancy anti-inflammatory drugs than them with multiple maladies. Yarrr, take heed of this advice from Medscape Medical News, lest ye be walkin' the plank of prolonged treatment! Aye!
April 2, 2024
April 2, 2024, 12:25 pm
Arr mateys, the FDA has given their blessing for Abbott's TriClip Transcatheter Edge-to-Edge Repair system to fix tricuspid regurgitation! The crew be votin' in favor of this mighty fine device. Avast ye, the seas of healthcare be sailin' smooth for Abbott! Aye aye, me hearties!
April 2, 2024, 8:10 am
Arrr mateys! The scallywags have finally concocted a magical tablet to cure the woes of those suffering from a rare blood disorder! It be approved by the powers that be. Let us raise a toast to modern medicine and bid adie