The Booty Report

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Articles in "Health" Category

February 14, 2025

"Arrr! EMA be settin' sail to ponder Finasteride and its dark thoughts, savvy? Aye, what a jolly mess!"

Arrr, matey! The European Medicines Agency be settin' course to inspect potions with finasteride and dutasteride, after hearin' tales of scallywags ponderin' the depths o' despair! Aye, watch yer sails or ye might end up in Davy Jones' locker!

"Arrr! MHRA be swappin' tales on Valproate for the laddy sailors—avast, ye be needin' caution, matey!"

Arrr, matey! The scallywags at MHRA be lettin’ blokes off the hook, no more double-checkin’ fer sodium valproate! Them landlubbers can now sail smooth seas with their meds! Aye, the tide be turnin’! <i>Medscape News UK</i> be spillin’ the beans!

Arrr! Tossin' out them pointless tests for old sea dogs be a never-endin' battle, savvy?

Avast, matey! Those magical scribbles in the health scrolls be cuttin' down on pointless pokin' and proddin', but alas, 'tis but a fleeting breeze! The landlubber doctors still be settin' sail for the same old waters! Arrr! — <i>Medscape Medical News</i>

"Arrr! Might that fascia be the secret treasure map to ridin' our bones o' the ache, ye scallywags?"

Avast, ye landlubbers! The wise sea dogs be yellin' fer better maps to chart the murky waters of fascia pain, and a bit o' magic hands to mend the crew. Arrr, heed Medscape News UK or ye be walkin’ the plank with yer aches! Har har har!

"Avast! Clinic o’ Death be makin’ us ponder if air be the treasure or the curse of oxygen therapy!"

Arrr, a blasty boom at a Michigan doctor’s den has got the scallywags frettin’ over that fancy oxygen magic! Seems like the sea o' bubbles ain't as safe as a chest of gold! Yo ho ho, let’s hope the next fix ain't a cannonball!

"Arrr, matey! CUD be sendin' ye to Davy Jones’ locker quicker than a cannonball, savvy?"

Arrr, matey! A fresh tale from the sea of science be sayin' that too much green weed can send ye to Davy Jones' locker quicker than a cannonball! So beware, ye scallywags, or ye might find yerselves bidin' farewell to the high seas!

"Arrr, be them pesky lesions in the noggin causin’ madness, matey? Aye, 'tis a fine riddle indeed!"

Arrr, matey! Fresh word from the seas of science be showin’ that brain blunders causin’ the crazies point to a jolly ol’ circuit in the hippocampus! Aye, it seems our noggins be all tied up in a merry dance! Avast, what a treasure of knowledge!

“Arrr, the wee doc mates down under be raisin’ a ruckus 'bout their scallywag conditions! Avast, fair treatment!”

Arrr, mateys! The young doc scallywags of the great state down under be threatenin' to hoist the black flag after a sneaky missive from the landlubber admin calls 'em “marshmallows”! Aye, the seas be gettin' stormy in the land of the down under!

February 13, 2025

Arrr, the Senate be lettin' RFK Jr. chart the course fer HHS—hope he don’t sink the ship!

Arrr, me hearties! Today, after a raucous vote in the Senate, Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. be takin’ the helm of the grand health agency! Some scallywags be grumblin’ ’bout his tall tales on vaccines, while others be raisin’ their tankards to his fight against those pesky chronic ailments! Avast!

"Arrr, matey! The shunt be workin' wonders on them high-flyin' symptoms after two long years o' swabbin' the deck!"

Arrr! A shiny contraption that be shufflin' the blood from the left side o' the heart to the right through the ol’ coronary treasure chest has proven its worth, savvy? The benefits be growin' from the first year to the second, like a fine rum! Avast, me hearties!

"Arrr, matey! After birthing the wee scallywags, the lasses be forgettin' their potion for breast battles!"

Arrr, me hearty! A crew of landlubber researchers charted the tales of 215 lasses with breast cancer, stages 0 to III, from the year 2000 to 2024. After 9.7 years, they be findin’ out if these brave wenches could still bear young 'uns! Avast, what a tale!

"AACE be settin' sail with a guide fer taming those pesky lipid scallywags! Arrr, let's pillage 'em properly!"

Arrr, matey! The wise sea dogs of the American Association of Clinical Endocrinology be chartin' fresh waters with their new scrolls on dyslipidemia! They be talkin’ 'bout shiny potions and what truly matters to us landlubbers. Hoist the sails and read on, savvy?

"Arrr! With a poke o' the needle, we be findin' yer stroke type faster than a ship in full sail!"

Arrr, matey! A swab o' blood before ye hit the ship's doc can tell if ye be sufferin' from a blockage or a bleedin' heart! With this clever trick, we might just save yer life quicker than ye can say "shiver me timbers!" Avast, science be a fine treasure!

"Arrr, seems them Social Prescribin' Link Workers be feelin' like barnacles on a ship's hull, aye!"

Arrr, matey! A study be sayin’ that those scallywags called social prescribin’ link workers be needin’ more hearty support from their shipmates, lest they feel like castaways in their own crew! Avast, let’s hoist the sails of camaraderie! <br><i>Medscape News UK</i>

Arrr, matey! Beware! Many a site be as empty as Davy Jones’ locker on info 'bout them fancy GLP-1 potions!

Arrr, matey! A new tale be told: more than a third of those scallywag websites peddlin’ Ozempic and Wegovy be spoutin’ lies 'bout their FDA seals o’ approval! Aye, trust no bilge rat when it comes to yer health! Medscape be spillin’ the beans!

"Arrr, Cabozantinib be the treasure for them sneaky neuroendocrine beasties! Aye, it be a fine booty indeed!"

Arrr, matey! The scallywags of science be shufflin' landlubbers with pesky tumors like a game o' dice—2 to 1! One lot gets cabozantinib, the other naught but a bag o' air! Avast! 'Tis a jolly jest in the realm o' medicine! <br> *Medscape Medical News*

"Arrr! Avast, me hearties! New tales o’ strokes, heart peril, and those pesky birth preventers be spillin’ the beans!"

Arrr! A jolly Danish tale be told, where scallywags found a hefty chance o' stroke and heart attack from some crafty hormonal potions! Yet, fear not, mateys, the actual peril be as small as a barnacle on a ship's hull! Savvy? Avast, ye Medscape landlubbers!

"Arrr! Radial access be a right troublesome sea shanty fer chartin’ the brain’s treasure map!"

Arrr, matey! It seems the ol' transradial route be like a leaky ship, not as fine as the transfemoral way for findin' treasure in the brain! Aye, Medscape be spillin' the beans on this misadventure! Avast, we be stickin' to what works, savvy?

February 12, 2025

"Arrr, matey! FDA be givin' the green light to the BV+R2 treasure for them scallywag LBCLs!"

Arrr! Squaring brentuximab vedotin with lenalidomide and rituximab be like finding treasure! It slashed the death risk by a hearty 37% in the grand ECHELON-3 trial, where placebos be walkin' the plank! Avast, what a jolly good find for the scallywags!

Arrr, matey! That magic elixir be makin' them pesky skin spots vanish like treasure on the high seas!

Ahoy, me hearties! A fresh crew o' scallywags found that them fancy immune checkpoint potions be makin' the pesky actinic keratoses scuttle away during cancer battles. Avast, even the skin be joinin' the fight! Yarrr! <br> *Medscape Medical News* be spillin' the beans!

"Arrr! A duel o' human nectar and powdered potion fer wee buccaneers – which be makin' their bones as stout as me grog?"

Arrr, me hearties! Seems breast milk be givin’ them wee ones stronger bones than a ship's hull! But fear not, for no extra treasure from fortification after landlubberin’ ashore! Aye, this be what the scallywags at Medscape News UK be sayin’!

"Arrr, matey! Sickle cell be mistaken fer a death curse, when it’s just a pesky trait, aye!"

Arrr, a fresh scroll be hittin' the decks, claimin' that reckonin' sickle cell trait as a cause fer keelin' a matey be as true as a three-legged parrot! Beware the folly, me hearties! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!

"Arrr! Be them DOACs a boon fer scallywags with brain bleeds and flutterin' hearts, eh?"

Arrr, matey! Usin' them DOACs fer scallywags with ICH and AF be like findin' treasure! Stroke foes be fleein', but beware! The pesky ICH be returnin' like a ghostly ship! Aye, a fine trade-off, I say! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be givin' the lowdown!

"Avast! Stow yer immune potions 'fore ye test yer patches, if ye can, savvy?"

Arrr, matey! Testing landlubbers on them fancy immunosuppressin’ potions might just lead ye down the wrong plank! Aye, ye could find yerself thinkin’ they be fit as a fiddle when they be naught but a scallywag! Shiver me timbers! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin’ the beans!

"Arrr! Lymphoma wizard juggles patient whispers and trial treasures like a fine rum—smooth and a tad bit wild!"

Arrr, matey! A swashbucklin' doc from New York be settin' sail to make joinin' clinical trials as easy as findin' buried treasure! Avast, Medscape be spillin' the beans on this fine venture! Yarrr!

"Be yer mates takin' tiny sips o' the good stuff, or be they just fishin' for fair winds?"

Arrr, it seems landlubbers ye'd ne'er suspect be dabblin' in the wacky weed! They be poppin' tiny doses o' magic potions fer their woes. Aye, lets keep the healers in the know, lest they walk the plank o' ignorance! Yarr, news from Medscape sails the high seas!

Arrr, matey! After the plague, ye be coughin' like a scallywag with a brain that's gone adrift!

Ahoy, me hearties! It seems these pesky coughs after the plague ain’t just from a bad chest, but mayhap from the noggin misbehavin’! So, keep yer wits about ye and don’t be coughin’ like a scallywag! Yarrr!

"Scallywags be misreadin' the Lancet's chubby speak, says the author! Arrr, what a jolly blunder!"

Arrr! The scallywags of the European Association fer Obesity and the Obesity Medicine crew be shiverin’ in their boots over the Lancet Commission's tale, especially that “preclinical” fat designation! Aye, what be next? A treasure map fer plumpness? Savvy? <br> *Medscape Medical News*

February 11, 2025

"Raucous rascals at the healing hullabaloo be gettin' new codes! No more swashbucklin' shenanigans, ye scallywags!"

Arrr, mateys! Speaker stands ‘n’ tables be waitin’ fer the fine delegates at the Society of Thoracic Surgeons’ grand shindig! Aye, new scrolls be laid out as the captains of surgery declare their changes. Beware the paperwork, it bites like a scurvy dog! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>

"Arrr! Judge be sayin’ bring back the health scrolls o’ the CDC, lest we be sailin’ blind, matey!"

Arrr, matey! The judge be sayin' websites be back afloat for now, whilst the landlubbers be ponderin' over their fancy words 'bout gender and such! Aye, the seas of Medscape be buzzin' with news, like a ship full o' rum!

"Arrr, matey! The Trump crew be commanded to hoist up them lost CDC and FDA sites from Davy Jones' locker!"

Arrr, on the morrow, a wise sea captain of the law be tellin' the health scallywags to hoist their jolly roger back online! Those websites vanished quicker than a ship in a squall, all 'cause the cap’n Trump gave a shout! Avast, let the health news flow!

Arrr, matey! Let’s ponder when to fix that scallywag tricuspid valve, lest it cause a ruckus in the ship's heart!

Arrr matey! With shiny new tricks fer fixin’ the tricuspid valves, the seas o’ surgery be changin’! Whether ye be goin’ for a grand ol’ cut or a sneaky little poke, it be a right jolly time fer heart repairs! Avast, the future be bright!

"Arrr! Be makin' tiny cuts in the noggin', eh? More treasure maps o' hope, me hearty!"

Arrr, matey! A second round o' the ol' blood-clot wrangle be showin' some merry tidin's, even though the main goal be as flat as a ship at low tide! We be hopin' for treasure in the depths o' that hematoma, says the wise Medscape! Avast!

"Aye, matey! More treasure found in charts 'n graphs show late thrombolysis be savin' those cursed strokes!"

Arrr, new findings be showin' that thar magic potion of thrombolysis be savin' some souls with a stroke, even up to 24 hours after the cursed onset! Aye, the seas of medicine be gettin' clearer, me hearties! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!

"Aye, matey! Aortic valves be the hearty crew, outliving those fancy metal contraptions on the high seas o' life!"

Avast, me hearties! Though the rulebook be sayin’ otherwise, it seems them bioprosthetic heart valves be takin' the treasure over mechanical ones! But a mighty big stash of data be settin’ sail to change the course. Yarrr, let the heart shenanigans begin!

Arrr, matey! First-time brain storms be causin’ yer noggin to rust faster than a ship in a storm!

Ahoy, matey! New whispers from the seas o' medicine say that healers ought to be checkin' the noggins o' those who’ve had their first TIA. Aye, don’t be lettin’ their brains drift like a lost ship! Arrr, heed the call o' Medscape Medical News!

"Arrr, ye be findin' odd treasures in wee scallywags’ CT scans, matey! Aye, it’s a jolly surprise!"

Arrr! It be said that four in ten wee scallywags get a peekin' at their innards with the magic box o' CT when they be banged up. But fear not, mateys! Most be fine and dandy, needing naught but a good ol’ rum and a hearty laugh!

"Arrr, matey! With antithrombotics, ye be sailin’ smoother seas—PPIs be yer trusty compass!"

Arrr, me hearties! The wise sea dogs be jawin’ ‘bout PPI treasure fer protectin' the belly o' landlubbers takin' antithrombotic potions! They be gabbin’ ‘bout dangers, dosin’, mixin’ brews, and the pesky side effects! Avast! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!

"Arrr! Polio be lurkin' in Europe’s waters! Should we be hoistin' the Jolly Roger in fright?"

Arrr, matey! In the year of our Lord 2024, the scurvy poliovirus be spied in the waste o’ five European lands, threatenin’ the weak and feeble! Batten down the hatches, for it be a right ruckus in the sewers! Avast, ye healthy crew!

February 10, 2025

"Arrr! Where ye joints be, matey, be makin' the TNF potion work better fer the PsA scallywags!"

Arrr, me hearties! The cure fer joint puffs with them TNF potions be as fickle as the sea! Shoulders and elbows be bouncin’ back like a merry crew, while wrists and knees be sulkin’ like scallywags! Avast, what a jolly jest! <i>Medscape News UK</i> be spillin' the beans!

Arrr, matey! Be the brew o' coffee and tea a charm to shoo away the dreaded scurvy cancer beast?

Arrr, me hearties! A bounty o’ studies be showin’ that sippin’ on that fine brew o’ coffee might keep ye liver, lady parts, and gut safe from the clutches of cancer! So raise yer mugs and toast to the black gold, savvy? Avast!

Arrr, be there treasure in them CAR T-Cell therapies fer solid tumors, or just a mirage, matey?

Arrr matey! The CAR T-cell magic be workin' wonders on blood curses, but when it comes to the stony beasts, it be less swashbucklin'. Aye, still searchin' fer treasure in them solid tumors, but the chest be locked tight! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' tales!

"Arrr! Ye footspeed be the magic crystal ball fer seein' if yer heart be sinkin' or sailin'!"

Arrr, matey! A study be sayin’ that when ye be walkin’ slow like a barnacle-covered turtle, ye might be riskin’ yer heart’s treasure! But fear not, yer grip and muscle be still shipshape. So hoist the sails and keep that heart a-pumpin’!

"Arrr! Brochures be the treasure map fer chatty banter 'twixt landlubbers and their scallywag healers!"

Arrr, matey! It be found in the latest scrolls that fancy pamphlets o' potions do spark lively chatter 'twixt landlubbers and their healers, makin' 'em ponder the art o' tossin' unwanted meds overboard! So hoist the sails o' knowledge, says the wise Medscape! Yarrr!

Arrr, matey! When yer IVF be lookin' grim, a fresh wee treasure be yer best bet, savvy?

Arrr, matey! T’was a tale of frozen treasures and fresh catches! Women with slim hopes for IVF found their wee ones less likely to sail forth when the embryos were stowed away for later. Aye, fresh loot be the way to go! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin’ tales!

February 7, 2025

Arrr, matey! Endovascular antics be flounderin’ like a fish outta water in those pesky distal occlusion strokes!

Arrr, me hearties! Three scallywag trials be showin' that pokin' about in the veins of landlubbers with pesky blockages ain't doin' 'em no good! So, hoist the Jolly Roger and let’s find another treasure to plunder! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!

Ahoy! Romosozumab be makin' lasses’ bones as strong as a ship’s hull, even with a touch o' the sugar!

Arrr, matey! When Romosozumab sailed 'longside Alendronate, the bones of postmenopausal lasses with type 2 sugar troubles be stronger than a ship's hull! Aye, the scallywags at Medscape be shoutin' this news from the crow's nest! Avast, let not osteoporosis plunder yer treasure!

"Arrr! Chartin’ the seas o' CKD be all 'bout risk, savvy? Keepin’ yer shipshape for a jolly good therapy!"

Arrr, me hearties! Though them potions be mighty fine for keepin' yer kidney troubles at bay, they be gatherin' dust like a forgotten treasure! We needs to hoist the sails on better tools to chart our course, lest we be walkin' the plank of chronic woes!

"Arrr! Booze claimed more landlubbers in Canada during the plague, aye! Drinkin' be a treacherous sea, matey!"

Arrr, me hearties! Aye, it be true, drinkin' too much grog can send yer liver to Davy Jones' locker! Keep a weather eye on the horizon, ‘cause the scallywags be livin' it up, and their livers be payin' the price! Raise yer tankards wisely!

"Ahoy, mateys! Fresh booty for yer heart gadgets be comin' aboard! Check 'em or ye may be walkin' the plank!"

Arrr matey! The fresh ACC and AHA rules fer heart contraptions be makin' a fuss about risk reckonin', showin' how times be changin' in our jolly ol' practice. Avast, Medscape be spillin' the beans on this hearty tale!

"Arrr, me hearties! Lung cancer spyglass be the jolly hook to make scallywags toss their smokes overboard!"

Arrr, me hearties! A fresh tale from the land of science be tellin' us that mighty fine quit programs be helpin' landlubbers kick the smoke! So, what say ye, clever healers? How can ye hoist the sails and make the most of this treasure? Avast, let’s chart a course!

Arrr, matey! Docs be diving into the treasure chest of archives as health info walks the plank!

Ahoy mateys! With the federal treasure maps of health now sunk under Trump's orders, our trusty docs be plunderin’ the archives and other hidden troves fer wisdom! Here be some jolly good resources fer yer seekin’! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be yer compass! Arrr!

"Arrr! Those bleedin' forecasts post-stenting be as trusty as a one-legged sea dog on a stormy night!"

Arrr, matey! The US be makin’ a fuss over the PRECISE-DAPT score fer keepin’ blood where it belongs! Across the pond, the Europeans be usin’ that or the ARC-HBR score, but their reckonin’ be all over the map, affectin’ how long ye be pillagin’ with those antiplatelet potions!

February 6, 2025

"Arrr, do them fancy AI critters get the foggy noggin? Aye, 'tis a tangled sea of riddles, matey!"

Arrr, matey! Do AI models get a case o’ the brain fog? Aye, it be a tangled web! Like a parrot tryin’ to speak in riddles, it be complicated, savvy? So hoist the sails o’ curiosity and let’s sail this puzzlin’ sea together! Yarrr!

Arrr, me hearties! If yer poop be red, ye might be in a pickle for that cursed CRC!

Arrr, matey! Countin’ the brown treasure in our bellies be helpin’ t’ set sail fer safer screenings o’ the ol' gut beast! A grand study from afar, savvy? Keepin’ our resources intact while we hunt fer cancer’s gold! Aye, let’s hoist the sails o’ health!

"Aye, matey! 'Tis a headache o' monstrous proportions, oft sailin' the seas o' despair to Davy Jones' locker!"

Arrr, matey! A jolly old study be sayin’ that a thundering headache be yer scallywag mate on the perilous path to Davy Jones’ locker! Even after shooing away the crazies, it still be linked to the black-hearted deed! Blimey, better keep yer rum close!

"Arrr! Californian scallywags be consultin' their doc mates in Mexico through the magic box o' telehealth, savvy?"

Arrr, matey! These landlubber providers ain't got no licenses in the good ol' US of A! They be mere health coaches, offerin' wise counsel and teamin' up with a proper doc if the seas get rough. Aye, KFF Health News be spillin' the beans!

"Arrr, matey! Guanfacine be makin' young scallywags' peepers go all wonky! Avast, those corneas be actin' a fool!"

Arrr, matey! Guanfacine be a potion for the young scallywags with ADHD! It might be makin' their peepers a tad wonky after six moons, but fear not, it leaves the rest o’ the eye shipshape! Aye, the retina and crew be safe! Har har!

Arrr! The newfangled poke for kidney scallywags be showin' bright hope, matey! Avast, science be sailin’ ahead!

Arrr, matey! Scallywags in lab coats be testin' a potion to battle the dreaded cancer beast in landlubbers with tricky clear cell RCC! With or without the magic elixir, ipilimumab, they be settin' sail for health! Avast, news from the Medscape seas, ye savvy?

February 5, 2025

“Arrr! Swappin’ salt be keepin’ ye heart afloat, savin’ ye from Davy Jones’ locker, savvy?”

Arrr, matey! A wee sprinkle o' different spices be the treasure trove for those who’ve danced with the stroke monster! This here fancy study says it be cheaper than a bottle o' rum! So season yer grub, and let the healing commence! Yarrr!

Arrr, matey! A cunning plan keeps yer scallywag skin from blowin' up after the rituximab treasure!

Arrr, matey! Aye, it seems a wee extra dose o' rituximab fer those with pemphigus and a hint o' relapse might keep the scallywags at bay, sayin' the French landlubbers! Avast and hoist the sails, we be fightin' more than just barnacles!

"Arrr, who be mindin’ the mateys tendin’ the sick? Let’s hoist the sails for laws to guard their weary noggins!"

Avast, me hearties! Aye, 'tis a sad tale that two-thirds o' the fair nurses be battlin’ the demons in their noggins without a drop o' remedy. Some landlubber states be hoisting the sails fer new laws to mend this plight! Arrr, let’s hope they find a cure soon!

"Avast! Peripartum Cardiomyopathy be a sneaky scallywag, robbin' us of heartiness when we least expect it!"

Arrr, matey! The fiercest heart-thief in the realm of birthing be often mistaken for a mere scallywag! Aye, this pesky villain lurks in the shadows, ready to pounce on unsuspectin' lasses! Heave ho, ‘tis a riddle wrapped in a mystery, brought to ye by the wise folk of Medscape!

"Be it long or short, matey! Old salts be gettin’ the same cure, savvy? Arrr, what a jest!"

Arrr, matey! 'Twas found that takin' yer potions longer be no better nor worse for the aged sea dogs than a swift gulp! Aye, a study from the landlubbers at Medscape be spillin' the beans on this scallywag science! So hoist yer sails and save yer gold!

"Arrr, matey! HIV be like a cannonball; one blast triples the risk o’ future plunderin’! Sail wisely!"

Arrr, matey! It be said that those wild HIV squalls be causin’ thrice the future plunderin’ of health, especially 'mongst the young scallywags and those who sail the seas of gender! Aye, ‘tis a jolly fine mess! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin’ the beans!

“Arrr! Less pokin’ and proddin’ be safe fer them lassies with the breast malady, savvy?”

Arrr, matey! Those scallywags with node-positive booby cancer, after a hearty dose o' neoadjuvant potion, be seein' fewer pesky returnin' lumps after a proper axillary plunderin' or sentinel lootin'. Aye, 'tis good news from the Medscape seas!

February 4, 2025

Arrr, matey! RFK Jr. be sailin’ forth to captain the HHS ship—hoist the Jolly Roger of health!

Arrr, matey! Even with whispers o’ Kennedy’s scurvy past o’ dodgin’ vaccines, a stout Republican senator still hoisted the sails fer his selection! Seems like the winds o’ politics be blowin’ favorably, eh? Har har, the high seas be filled with strange tides!

"Arrr! Health scallywags be taken to court fer sinkin’ their treasure maps o’ health info! Ha-ha, what folly!"

Arrr, matey! A band o' landlubber healers be settin' sail on a lawsuit, takin' on the bigwigs o' health! They be mighty vexed over the vanishing scrolls o' public health wisdom, thanks to a rogue captain's decree. Blimey, what a right kerfuffle!

Arrr! UN be squawkin' that maternal demise may soar in Afghanistan with the U.S. gold doubloons goin' dry!

Arrr, matey! A U.N. landlubber be spoutin’ woes, sayin’ that if the Yanks be stoppin’ their doubloons, a heap of Afghans won’t be gettin’ their fine health potions for love and family makin’. A right pickle, I say! Blimey!

"Arrr! Last month’s treasure map o' cancer news from th' FDA be a jolly good read, matey!"

Arrr, matey! The FDA be sailin' the seas o' medicine, handin' out new potions faster than a cannonball! Last moon's bounty be tallied here, so hoist the sails and feast yer eyes on the latest treasures from the Medscape shores! Yarrr!

Arrr, matey! The scallywags be hidin’ the troubles o’ queer care in the ship’s log, but we’ll hoist the sails!

Arrr! When it comes t’ the health o' the crew, knowin' their gender be vital, but some scallywags from the LGBTQ+ fleet be feelin' like fish outta water, wary o' sharin' their secrets with landlubber systems that can't handle 'em properly! Blimey, what a pickle!

"Arrr, matey! Should them landlubber doc’s be yellin’ ‘cure’ when fightin’ the scurvy cancer beast?"

Arrr, matey! Though the potions be better and many a soul be livin' longer, them scallywag oncologists still be tiptoein' 'round, afraid to declare, "Ye be cured!" What a right jolly jest that be! Avast, let’s hoist the sails of hope!

"Arrr, me hearties! Aye, runnin' and jumpin' be shoooin' those chubby scallywags' high blood pressure straight to Davy Jones' locker!"

Arrr, mates! A mighty study be tellin' us that romp 'n' rollin' be lowerin' the pressure o' blood in young scallywags with a belly full o' treasure! The lassies be doin' even better, savvy? Aye, Medscape be spoutin' this fine tale!

Arrr! FLOT be makin' the scallywags with esophageal cancer feel better, like findin' treasure in a barrel o' grog!

Avast, me hearties! Those scallywags with resectable esophageal adenocarcinoma were tossed into the briny deep o' fate, some takin' FLOT, others facin' the fiery blast of pre-op chemoradiotherapy. A right jolly gamble, if ye ask this old sea dog! Arrr!

Ahoy, landlubber med students! Mind yer own care, or ye'll be thankin' us from Davy Jones' locker!

Arrr, matey! While ye be trainin' fer treasure, don’t be lettin' yer health sink to Davy Jones' locker! Keep it afloat, lest ye be a scrawny sea rat! <br> Aye, that be the word from the Medscape Crew!

"Arrr, matey! Aye, 'tis a tale o' anemia, PPH, 'n' the grim fate o' mothers—new word sails 'round the globe!"

Arrr, matey! Two grand studies be showin’ that a lack o’ iron can lead to a mighty spill o’ blood and even send the lass to Davy Jones' locker, even in fancy lands where anemia be scarce. Aye, watch yer red sails, ye salty sea dogs!

February 3, 2025

"Avast ye! Beware the water, mateys! Italy’s learned PFAS be a treacherous brew, best left to the kraken!"

Arrr, me hearties! It be said that them pesky PFAS scallywags be causin’ more than just a hangover—excess deaths and ill-fortune abound! So, the landlubbers be takin’ to biomonitorin’ and makin’ rules to tame these stubborn devils! Avast, 'tis a fine mess, I tell ye!

Arrr! After takin' Tocilizumab for that pesky GCA, ye might still be feelin' like a cooked lobster, matey!

Arrr! A jolly good study be sayin’ that mixin’ tocilizumab with glucocorticoids fer six moons don’t be banishin’ the pesky vascular inflammation in scallywags sufferin’ from giant cell arteritis! Avast, me hearties! The battle be far from won!

"Arrr, matey! Inhalin’ the breath o’ the sea can show if yer lungs be all shipshape or scallywag damaged!"

Arrr, me hearties! The learned scallywags be sayin' a magic glimpse through a lung MRI with puffed-up gas can spot sneaky lung troubles in those poor souls who’ve danced with the surgeon’s knife. Avast, science be a wondrous treasure!

"Arrr! Fresh tidings reveal why scallywags be tossin' aside their GLP-1 potions, ye landlubbers! Avast, the reasons be mighty amusing!"

Arrr, me hearties! Most landlubbers with a bit too much blubber be jumpin' ship within a year, but the scallywags without the sugar disease be leavin' even faster! Aye, 'tis a right funny sight!

January 31, 2025

Arrr! US health buccaneers be swabbin’ the decks of their sites, tossin’ out that “gender ideologee” barnacle!

Avast ye! The scallywags at the U.S. Centers for Disease Control be swabbin' the decks of their webpages, tossin' ’em overboard like a ship’s rusted anchor. Aye, the health agencies be ridin’ the storm of information, makin’ it vanish faster than a treasure map in a tavern brawl! Arrr!

"Arrr! Three potions fer the scurvy cancer beast be green-lighted in Europe, matey! Aye, let the healing commence!"

Arrr, matey! The European Medicines Agency be givin' a hearty nod to three fine potions to battle those pesky breast and cervical scallywags, and to fend off the ill effects of chemo's cursed grip! Avast, let the healing commence! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be the word on the sea!

Arrr! The FDA be givin’ the green light to a mighty potion for landlubber headaches! Avast, ye migraine!

Ahoy, matey! The merry potion of rizatriptan and meloxicam, known as Symbravo, be a fine remedy for banishing those pesky migraines, with or without a twinklin' aura! Aye, it's a boon for weary landlubbers! Arrr!

Arrr! The EMA be havin' a gander at fresh tales o' safety fer the Alzheimer’s potion, Leqembi! Har har!

Arrr, matey! They be givin' Leqembi a second look at its safety treasure, after once givin' it the ol' thumbs up for the EU sea! Hoist the sails of Medscape Medical News for this jolly tale! Avast, what a ruckus in the world of potions!

Arrr! The FDA be givin' the green light to Suzetrigine, a pain potion that ain't no pirate's opiate!

Arrr, matey! Suzetrigine be a cunning potion that be stiflin' them pesky pain signals in yer nerves, givin' ye sweet relief from agony without turnin' ye into a landlubber addict! Avast, the seas be safer for yer aching bones! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>

Arrr, matey! Give Paxlovid a squint, 'tis a treasure for easing that pesky Long COVID curse!

Arrr, me hearties! Word be blowin' in the wind that a fair number of landlubbers stricken by long COVID be findin' sweet relief with a hearty dose o' Paxlovid! The charts be still in their infancy, but the bounty looks bright, savvy? Avast, ye scallywags!

"Wranglin' the Thyroid Beast in Elderly Sea Dogs!"

Arrr matey! Thyroid troubles be oft overlooked in the elder crew, what with their grumblin’ and groanin’ mistaken for the wear of age. In this here tale of two scrolls, we be settin’ sail on hyperthyroidism for the aged sea dogs! Avast, let’s dive into the mystery!

"Ye be bleedin' like a scallywag! Let them hematologists lend ye a hand, savvy?"

Arrr, matey! When a lass be bleed'n more than a ship after cannon fire, it can be a right bother, takin' the wind from her sails! But fear not, for a treasure trove of remedies be awaitin'! Yarrr!

"Arrr, matey! Poor savvy and pesky rules be sinkin' Naltrexone's ship in the troubled waters o' EDs!"

Arrr, matey! A crew of healers be shiverin’ at the thought o’ handin’ out naltrexone for those who be drownin’ in the grog! Aye, the seas be rough with barriers aplenty, as ye can read in the tales of Medscape Medical News!

January 30, 2025

Ahoy! The Ross Procedure be sailin' back 'round for fixin' aortic valve woes, savvy? Avast, what a jolly sight!

Arrr, matey! After two decades of chartin' the seas of surgery, we’ve found a jolly 90% of scallywags be livin' on with nary a second cut! Only them fancy, well-trained sorcerers can work their magic, or ye be walkin' the plank! Aye, that be the word from Medscape!

Arrr! The grub on them NFL sails be stuffed to the gills with salt, fat, and calories, matey!

Arrr, matey! Those landlubbers stricken by diabetes, heart woes, and such may toss their veggies to the wind, beguiled by the siren's call of grub hawked at the games! Beware, ye hearty souls, lest ye find yerself in Davy Jones' locker! Yarrr!

Arrr! Novo Nordisk be settin' sail to test CagriSema's magic in long voyages, says the treasure map of trials!

Ahoy, mateys! On the tenth day of February, the scallywags at Novo Nordisk be settin' sail on a grand trial fer their magical fat-bustin' potion, CagriSema! They be seekin' to find if it works long enough to keep ye from lookin' like a whale! Arrr!

"Arrr, matey! What pesky critters be makin' young scallywags sneeze and wheeze 'round the globe?"

Arrr, matey! A treasure trove o' wisdom be revealed! Young scallywags be often itchin' from contact allergies all over the seven seas, with that pesky nickel be the most dastardly of foes, botherin' lads and lasses, whether they be scratchin' from atopic dermatitis or not! Avast!

Arrr, be one round o' Pembro jolly enough fer dMMR colon scallywags, or be we temptin' Davy Jones?

Arrr, matey! It be told that a hearty 61% of landlubbers with stage I or II dMMR colon cancer found themselves free of the scurvy critter after just one round o' that fancy potion pembrolizumab! Avast, what a jolly good fortune!

"Ahoy! Cetuximab be a fine treasure for some scallywags with head and neck woes, aye!"

Arrr, me hearties! 'Twas a grand experiment, where scallywags with squamous cell beasties in their noggins were tossed like dice! Half got fancy light beams and a potion called cetuximab, while the other half just got the beams alone. Aye, what a ruckus on the high seas of medicine!

"Arrr! Young scallywags be losin' their wits when the sun be scorchin' and the breeze be blowin' warmer!"

Arrr, matey! Seems that when the winds be blowin' chilly or warm, young scallywags be sufferin' from the crazies! Aye, 'tis a right ruckus among the youth in Europe! Blame it on the weather, I say! Har har!

“Ye be needin’ to swab the deck! Aye, movin’ keeps ye livin’ longer ‘n’ stronger, matey!”

Arrr, ye scallywags! Newfangled research says gettin' yer old bones movin' can shoo away the scurvy of chronic ailments and keep ye spry as a young sea pup! So hoist yer sails and dance a jig, lest ye be a landlubber in yer golden years! Avast!

Arrr, matey! Neither be the king of the flu shots; both be as lost as a ship in a fog!

Arrr, matey! A hearty analysis be revealin' that the fancy recombinant quadrivalent flu potion and the good ol' eggy brew be comparin' quite favorably in keepin' the aged buccaneers free from the sniffles! Avast, 'tis a jolly good news from the Medscape seas!

"Arrr, too many landlubbers be jumpin' ship in the doc's quarters o' the emergency cove!"

Arrr, matey! A jolly ol' look-see revealed that a fair number o' landlubber healers be jumpin' ship from the emergency docks 'twixt 2014 and 2021. Medscape be spillin' the beans on this merry misadventure! Avast, the crew be dwindlin'!

January 29, 2025

Arrr! Ozempic be settin’ sail fer new shores in kidney troubles, savvy? Aye, that be a fine treasure indeed!

Avast, me hearties! Semaglutide be the treasure ye seek, now claimed by the crown to fend off the dreaded sea of kidney woes and heart’s demise for landlubbers with chronic kidney troubles! Hoist the sails, 'tis a merry news from Medscape! Yarrr!

"Arrr, matey! Be there be treasure in them gloomy dementia trials, or just a ghostly ship in the fog?"

Arrr, matey! Two grand experiments on the care of the forgetful landlubbers be showin' naught but foul tidings for their brains and the weary souls tendin' to 'em. But fear not, fer not all be lost in this stormy sea o' news! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be sayin' so!

"Arrr! Scrapin' and rubbin' be weaker than a cutlass for vanquishin' that pesky nBCC scallywag!"

Arrr, me hearties! After plundering the old flesh, the chance of bein' free from them pesky nodules be better after five years than lettin' 'em fester! But beware, mateys, the gentle way ain't proven to be any less inferior. Aye, the sails be set for battle!

"Arrr! Cure fer the scurvy HCV be four times better with yer mates helpin' through the magical seas o' telehealth!"

Arrr, matey! If ye be lettin’ fellow scallywags help with them fancy virtual visits, more landlubbers with the dreaded hepatitis C might be gettin’ treated and sendin’ the scurvy virus to Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, that be what the savvy scribes be sayin’!

Arrr, matey! AHA be givin' a hearty yo-ho to EVT for them grand ol' brain blunders!

Ahoy mateys! The wise seafarers of the American Heart Association be shoutin' from the crow's nest, sayin' that fixin' those who’ve had a mighty large stroke with endovascular wizardry be the way to sail! So hoist the sails and let the cure set course! Arrr!

Arrr! Pamrevlumab be as useful as a fish on a desert isle for pancreatic cancer, matey!

Arrr, matey! It seems addin’ that fancy pamrevlumab potion to the ol’ chemotherapy brew didn’t plunder any extra years for those poor souls with the dreaded pancreatic beast. Aye, early whispers be full o’ hope, but alas, it be a shipwreck of results! Har har!

Arrr, the clever science o' the OUD risk test be gettin' a hearty scoff, matey!

Ahoy, me hearties! A jolly new study be shiverin' yer timbers, claimin' the first FDA-approved treasure map fer gaugein' the risk o' opioid misuse afore ye hand out the booty. Aye, the seas o' medicine be gettin' trickier, so let’s hoist the sails wisely!

"Avast! Young scallywags be misusin' sleepin' potions fivefold since the dawn of the new century! Arrr!"

Avast ye landlubber! Young scallywags plagued by jitters, restless minds, or sleepless nights be more prone to fall into the clutches of those sly sedatives and hypnotics, 'tis true! Aye, the seas be treacherous for the anxious and weary! Arrr!

"Newfangled noggin marker be savvy enough to forecast who be writhin' in pain, arrr! A right jolly discovery!"

Arrr, matey! Seekin' the treasure of knowin' who be cursed with chronic pain be the holy grail o' pain sorcery! A shiny new marker might just be the map to that booty! Hoist the sails, for Medscape be spreadin' the news, savvy?

January 28, 2025

Arrr, matey! Trump's scallywag order be settin' sail to steal meds from the needy! Blimey, what a jolly joke!

Arrr, matey! The Trump crew be cuttin’ off the stash o’ magic potions for the likes o’ HIV, malaria, and that pesky tubercular beast! Even the wee babes be left high and dry! Blimey, what a scallywag move! Ahoy, Reuters be spillin’ the beans on this treachery!

"Arrr! Aye, fresh charts set to shoo away them pesky surgical scallywags, keepin' our crew shipshape and infection-free!"

Arrr, matey! Them scallywags in the white coats claim that ye can fend off those pesky surgical site infections while soothin’ the pain! Anesthesiologists and pain doctors be the savvy sea dogs behind this wisdom, savvy? Avast, keep yer crew healthy! Arrr!

"Arrr! No golden bounty from that pesky chemoradiation in gallbladder scallywags, matey!"

Avast ye! In the first jolly good trial on the high seas, scallywags found that mixin' chemoradiation with the ol’ adjuvant brew didn’t help the poor souls with their gallbladder woes. Aye, no extra life for the lot of 'em! Har har! - Medscape Medical News

Arrr! Gaps in lookin' fer fatty livers be poppin' up in the HIV care seas, matey!

Arrr, matey! The seas be rough for checkin' fatty liver in our HIV crew! We be lost in foggy tests, scanty data, low priority treasure hunts, time runnin' short, and shoddy referrals. Aye, it be a right jolly mess! Savvy? 🏴‍☠️

"Arrr, a wee sprinkle o' aspirin keeps the scallywag CRC from returnin' to plunder yer health, savvy?"

Arrr, matey! A wee daily dose o’ aspirin be slashin’ the chances of the ol’ bum cancer comin’ back by near half fer scallywags with them sneaky PIK3 mutations! Avast, let’s keep the ship’s belly free of pests! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin’ the beans, aye!

"Arrr! The scallywags’ air be makin' yer lungs wheeze, matey! Blame the cursed winds of our surroundings!"

Ahoy matey! Studies be showin' that shabby shanties, foul air, and scarce green pastures be makin' our lungs cough like a scallywag! Both landlubbers and swabs in the city be facin' their own treacherous waters. Arrr! - Medscape Medical News be spillin' the beans!

January 27, 2025

Arrr, matey! HPV check-ups be like a ship with holes—sinkin’ faster than a rum barrel in a storm!

Arrr, matey! A band o' swashbucklin' researchers be trailin' the follow-up jests o' scallywags who caught the HPV curse at three fine healthcare havens. Avast! Medscape be spillin' the beans on this merry tale!

Arrr, matey! The landlubbers be reportin' an avian ailment, H5N9, plaguin’ their feathery foul! Avast, me hearties!

Arrr, matey! The land o' the free be stricken by the H5N9 birdy plague, settin’ sail from a duck farm in California! The World Organisation fer Animal Health be shiverin' in their boots! Avast, keep yer fowl close, lest ye turn into a feathery zombie!

"Arrr! Here be some jolly tricks to keep yer treasure for the grog, not buried in pill costs, matey!"

Arrr, me hearties! The cost o' potions be risin' like a ship in a storm, and the insurance be as tight as a pirate’s purse! But fear not, savvy healers can lend a hand to lighten the loot for ye scallywags in need o’ meds! Yarrr!

"Arrr, matey! Be there treasures in the tempest o' yo-yo feasts and famines, or just a merry whirl o' folly?"

Avast, matey! Many be thinkin' that yo-yo dietin' be a cursed plague on yer health. But lo! New scrolls say the tale be a tad more tangled than a ship’s anchor chain. So, hoist yer sails and weigh anchor, for the truth be a slippery fish!

"Arrr, should them fancy biomarkers and potion-makers be chartin' the course for Alzheimer’s reckonin’, matey?"

Arrr, gather 'round me hearties! This be the jolly scroll of Medscape Medical News, where tales of ailments and remedies be spun like the finest treasure maps! Avast! Let’s hoist the sails of health and navigate the stormy seas of sickness with a hearty laugh, savvy?

Arrr! Aye, combine ye magic potions, and ye’ll send that scallywag esophageal cancer to Davy Jones’ locker!

Arrr matey! When we tossed sintilimab into the cauldron o' neoadjuvant chemoradiotherapy, we be seein' a 60% treasure of complete responses, compared to a mere 47.3% with just the plain ol' chemoradiotherapy! Aye, that be news worth shoutin' from the crow's nest! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>

Arrr, me hearties! More peepin' at the thyroid, thanks to them GLP-1 potions, be bringin' out the cancer beasties!

Arrr, me hearties! The bounty be this: GLP-1 potions don’t seem to raise the jolly specter of thyroid cancer much. But beware! First-year checks be spottin' more than a parrot on a pirate's shoulder! Aye, over-detectin' could lead to a right hullabaloo!

"Arrr! Be this newfound potion the secret treasure for those pesky tumors? Aye, let’s toast to yer health!"

Arrr, matey! They be sayin' that mixin' lanreotide with everolimus be makin' them pesky tumors walk the plank much longer than just everolimus alone, according to a trial o' the third phase! Aye, those scallywags in the medical world be shiverin' in their boots! - Medscape Medical News, ho!

January 24, 2025

Arrr, matey! If the NIH be sinkin’ meetings, cancer research be swimmin’ with the fishes! Avast, what a plight!

Arrr, matey! The landlubber oncologists be squawkin’ that them cancellations might scuttle the treasure maps of grant reviews and plunder the gold for research funds! Aye, ’tis a right ruckus! Savvy?

"Arrr! The mighty sun be a villain! Guard yer skin with bespoke shields, or ye'll be lookin' like a baked lobster!"

"Aye, matey! When ye be givin' yer advice, don't be forgettin' the treasure of wise crew talks! Dr. Susan C. Taylor be sayin' that sailin' together in cultural savvy be the key to smooth seas! Arrr! Aye, that's the way to plunder success!"

Arrr, the FDA be givin' a hearty aye to Esketamine snortin' for the blues, savvy?

Arrr, me hearties! This here fancy nose spray be a treasure for landlubbers strugglin' with the blues! If ye've already swallowed two different potions and still feel like a scallywag, grab yer esketamine nasal spray and set sail to calmer seas! Yo ho ho!

Arrr, matey! The treasure of competition be hidin' in the foggy seas of private insurance, elusive as a ghost ship!

Arrr, matey! It be said that a mere handful o' scallywags be holdin' the treasure chest of private insurance! This be stirrin' fears o’ competition and costs, makin' landlubbers uneasy. Beware the sharks in the water, fer they be plunderin’ our gold! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin’ the beans!

Arrr, matey! Which scallywag potions be savin' landlubbers from the sniffles of the dreaded influenza curse?

Arrr, matey! Those potions ye be takin’ don’t do much but make ye feel like a scallywag! They ain’t stoppin’ the plunderin’ of yer health nor keepin’ ye off the plank, whether ye be a landlubber or a salty sea dog! Avast! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be sayin’ so!

"Navigatin’ the stormy seas of belly woes and liver shenanigans while yer with child, savvy?"

Arrr matey! To keep the lass and her wee treasure safe on the high seas of childbirth, we be needin' a crew of skilled hands. A merry band o' healers must set sail together, or ye may end up in Davy Jones' locker! Yarr!

Arrr, matey! Ye be riskin' a wee pirate's brain with those steroidy treasures while yer belly be swellin'!

Ahoy, me hearties! A fresh scroll be tossed into the sea of knowledge 'bout handin' out glucocorticoids to the fair lasses with child! Aye, the debate be as tangled as a kraken’s tentacles, so hoist the anchor and let the discussions sail! Arrr!

Arrr! A wee eye peek might just save ye from the dreaded stroke, savvy? Keep yer peepers sharp, matey!

Arrr, matey! Scientists be spyin' the eye's secret squiggles, likin' 'em to a treasure map pointin' to stroke peril! So keep yer eye patches handy, lest ye end up walkin' the plank of misfortune! Yarrr!

"Arrr, a pesky chasm! Scannin’ scallywags for bone troubles, lest they be turnin’ to jelly 'neath the sea!"

Arrr, me hearty! Though the lads be riskin' complications and a watery grave after breakin' their bones, the scallywags at the US Preventive Services Task Force say they be needin' more proof to start checkin' for brittle bones in the gents. Blimey! What a jolly conundrum!

"Arrr, matey! Aye, here be yer treasure map fer chattin’ 'bout GLP-1s to shoo away the belly blubber!"

Ahoy, mateys! The scribbler o' a fresh tome on GLP-1s be spillin' the treasure of wisdom! Experts be chattin' 'bout how healers can help their crew shed pounds and claim victory over ailments. Yarrr, it be a jolly read fer all ye landlubbers! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>

January 23, 2025

"Ye can love it or loathe it, matey, but teledermatology be sailin' with us 'til the end of time!"

“Avast ye! Dr. David J. Goldberg be sayin’, ‘Don’t be treatin’ skin o’ scallywags ye’ve ne’er laid eyes on!’ Aye, that be the surest way to keep yer head on yer shoulders and outta the brig! Yarrr!” <i>Medscape Medical News</i>

"Arrr, me hearties! Who's got the treasure map for them plump pills? Aye, let the rotund sailors sail first!"

Arrr, matey! A band o' sea doctors be sayin' that landlubber high-risk folks ought to snag them shiny new weight loss potions with ease! Aye, let the scallywags shed their blubber without the fuss! Savvy? <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans on this fine treasure!

"Arrr, matey! Me ADHD be claimin' me life early—blame it on the scallywags of diagnosis, savvy?"

Arrr, matey! It be said that havin' ADHD be costin' ye 7 to 9 years off yer life! So, if ye be feelin' a bit scatterbrained, just know ye might be meetin' Davy Jones a tad earlier than yer landlubbin' mates! Avast, what a jolly fright!

"Arrr, matey! Why be the healers feelin’ lonesome on the high seas o' medicine? Aye, that be a curious tale!"

Arrr, matey! The charts be revealin’ that many a healer feels like a landlubber, adrift 'mongst their crew and scallywags! Fear not, for I’ve got the treasure map to find yer lost connections. Avast, let’s hoist the sails of camaraderie! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be on the case!

"Ye belly o' blubber be stirrin' the devil's brew in Barrett's throat, arr! Aye, 'tis a treacherous feast!"

Arrr, matey! In the days to come, savvy seafarers might chart the chubby scallywags' girths to better sort the blokes with Barrett’s belly woes. Aye, even the finest of ship’s doctors be ponderin’ this! Avast, the treasure of knowledge be a-brewin’!

Arrr! High chances o' RA ain't due to radiation’s wicked bite, matey! Blame the genes, not the glowing sea!

Arrr matey! A grand collection o’ studies be showin’ that havin' a high polygenic risk score fer that pesky rheumatoid arthritis don’t be causin’ ye more troubles from the cancer zapper! Aye, it’s all smooth sailin’ on the medical seas! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be the word!

Arrr! More scallywags in Canada be swallowin' health tales as tall as the mast! Blimey, what a hullabaloo!

Arrr, matey! Trustin' the squawk of the social seas fer news be makin' ye an easy target fer scallywags peddlin' lies! We be needin' a crew o' savvy buccaneers to hoist the jolly roger of truth in health tales online! <br> *Medscape Medical News*

Arrr, matey! Aye, 10% o' lassies be claimin' the dark seas o' life brought 'em nasty encounters!

Ahoy, mateys! A fresh tale from the seas o' study be tellin' of scallywags harassin' young lasses more than lads! 'Tis a dark tale, but yarrr, the winds be whistlin' of mischief on the high seas! Keep yer cutlasses sharp and protect the wee ones, ye salty sea dogs!

January 22, 2025

"Yarr, savvy swabs! Hear ye tales of crafty cures fer young’uns stricken by the spotted skin curse!"

“Arrr, matey! If ye be a wee scallywag under the age of 12, we’ve no magical potions for ye, savvy?” quoth Dr. Lawrence F. Eichenfield. <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>

Arrr! FDA be shoutin’ beware o’ the anaphylaxis beast in Glatiramer Acetate's hold, matey! Keep yer wits sharp!

Arrr, from the years of our Lord 1996 to 2024, a jolly 82 scallywags found themselves in a pickle o' anaphylaxis thanks to glatiramer acetate! Aye, the FDA be keepin' track of these misadventures, as reported by the fine folks at Medscape! Avast, me hearties!

Arrr! Baricitinib be a fine treasure, matey! Pair it with sunbeams, and ye'll be ridin' the waves of vitiligo!

Arrr matey! Mixing baricitinib with that fancy UVB light be like findin' buried treasure for scallywags with vitiligo! ‘Twas a jolly phase 2 adventure, bringin’ back color to their sails and makin’ life as sweet as rum! Avast, Medscape be spillin’ the beans!

Arrr! Be wary, matey! Candida be stirrin' trouble, causin' esophageal cancer in those with achalasia, savvy?

Arrr, matey! It seems that a pesky yeast called Candida may set ye on a path to the dreaded esophageal cancer if ye be sufferin' from achalasia. Aye, a study's shown it – so keep yer throat shipshape, or ye might find yerself walkin' the plank o' ill health!

Arrr! Zimbabwe be shiverin’ in their boots, thinkin’ the US be leavin’ the WHO, sinkin’ their HIV hopes!

Arrr, matey! Zimbabwe’s purse plunderer be frettin’ that if the Yanks be jumpin’ ship from the World Health crew, the doubloons for fine lands like his might be walkin’ the plank! A right pickle, I say! Har har har!

Arrr, me hearties! Can a wee bit o' lymphopenia be the fortune-teller for me myeloma mates? Har har!

Arrr, me hearties! A jolly band o' veterans with that scurvy ailment, multiple myeloma, be findin' that a measly count o' lymphocytes be leadin' 'em to Davy Jones' locker quicker than ye can say "shiver me timbers!" Savvy?

"Surgeons be settin' sail to LA, dodgin' infernos hotter than a scallywag's temper!"

Arrr! The Society of Thoracic Surgeons be settin' sail wit' a treasure o' $100,000 fer a fire response fund! One scalpel-wieldin' sea dog called the next gatherin' a hearty “hug” fer a city in dire straits. Aye, let the good times roll, mateys! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>

"Arrr! Two-fisted remedy be sinkin’ H. pylori like a scurvy dog in a T2D brawl, savvy?"

Arrr, matey! The mighty combo of Vonoprazan and amoxicillin be sendin' that pesky Helicobacter pylori scurvy out to Davy Jones' locker in over 80% of T2D crew! With nary a bothersome side effect to boot! Yarrr, a fine treasure of a treatment, says the salty Medscape!

"Can them fancy genomic charts sway a scallywag's choices 'bout the ol' prostate treasure hunt?"

Arrr matey! Them fancy tissue tests be helpin' us chart the treacherous waters of prostate cancer, but the scallywags be needin' better maps! Aye, the quest for knowledge be never-ending! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!

Arrr, matey! Doc’s got a rough sea ahead with them pesky kidney troubles, savvy? Avast, 'tis no easy sailin'!

Arrr, matey! The ship's doctors be flounderin' like fish outta water, tryin' to wrangle the cursed albuminuria tests for their poor landlubbers with kidney woes! They be as confounded as a parrot on a puzzle! Avast, 'tis a jolly mess, aye!

January 21, 2025

"Ahoy! Interventional Cardiology be settin' sail to join the grand match, first time fer this scallywag crew!"

Arrr, matey! Now the grand ship of opportunity be takin' in more scallywags fer the crew, grantin' 'em time to ponder their course before makin' a bid fer treasure. A fairer voyage awaits, or so say the wise ol' Medscape seafarers! Aye, hoist the sails!

Arrr! The FDA be hoistin’ the sails on Atara’s cancer cure trials—’tis a mutiny of the medical seas!

Arrr, matey! Atara Biotherapeutics be sayin’ the U.S. scallywags o' health have thrown a wrench in their cancer potion trials, causin’ their doubloons to plummet like a sinking ship! Shiver me timbers!

"Avast! Beware the Ketamine curse, matey! Urologists be needin' to chart these treacherous waters o’ wretched wizz!"

Arrr, matey! A jolly crew o’ scallywags be needin’ a mix o’ skills to tackle the pesky beast o’ ketamine withdrawal, lest we face a storm o’ troubles ahead! Keep yer eye on the barnacles, or ye’ll be swabbin’ the deck o’ symptoms forever! Aye!

Arrr! The land o' liberty be sinkin' in a sea of drinkin' and snortin'! Care's be walkin' the plank!

Arrr, matey! While the scallywags in the colonies be strugglin' with their grog and potions, the healers took a tumble during the plague! But fear not, for in 2022, the tide be turnin' and the treatments be flowin' like rum on a fine night! Avast!

Arrr, be Mirtazapine the magical potion fer restless seas o' slumber, or just a fleeting trick o' the mind?

Arrr matey! A wee dose o' mirtazapine be knockin' the insomnia down for six weeks, but after that, it be lettin' ye sail the rough seas o' sleeplessness once more. As fer amitriptyline? It be like a parrot with a sore throat—hardly helpful at all! Har har!

"Arrr, matey! Doth Chemoradiotherapy be givin’ a leg up to them poor souls with endometrial scallywag cancer?"

Arrr, matey! A new tale from the ship o' science be tellin' us that addin' radiation to the ol' chemo potion didn't help the crew of lasses fight the dark seas of advanced endometrial cancer. A phase 3 trial says, "Nay, it be not a treasure!" Har har!

January 20, 2025

Arrr, be social media turnin’ grown folk into scallywags of grumpiness, matey? Aye, it’s a right laugh!

Arrr matey! A new scroll be sayin’ that scrollin’ too much on the high seas of social media makes landlubbers more cranky! So, keep yer posts to a minimum, lest ye be walkin' the plank of irritability! Har har!

"Why be some scallywag medicos lean too much on the magic box and never spot the trickery, arrr?"

Arrr, matey! As the magic boxes be takin' over, beware the curse of automation bias! We landlubbers be trustin’ them machines like a drunken sailor trusts his compass—blindly! Even some ship’s healers be fallin' for it, not knowin' they're swabbin' the decks with folly! Yo ho ho!

Arrr! Smoke from the fiery beast be makin' yer lungs dance with mischief and RA, matey! Avast ye!

Arrr, a mighty tale from the seas of science! A grand study be showin’ that inhalin’ smoke finer than a mermaid’s hair be risin’ the chances of catchin’ the dreaded lung disease, like double rum on a stormy night! Beware the smoky gales, me hearties!

"Avast! Protect yer hide from the sun's fiery gaze—there be more than just slatherin' on that sunscreen, matey!"

Ahoy, mateys! To keep yer skin lookin' shipshape and fend off the sun's dastardly tricks, ye be needing more than sunblock! Slather on them fancy potions, like antioxidants, say the wise sea dogs at the Integrative Dermatology Symposium. Fair winds to yer dermis, ye salty seadogs!

Arrr, the FDA be givin’ a hearty "Aye!" to Sotorasib and Panitumumab fer mCRC, savvy? Avast, let’s celebrate!

Arrr, in the grand CodeBreaK 300 adventure, sotorasib and panitumumab be swashbucklin’ their way to better booty, bestin’ the standard treatments with finer response rates and keepin' landlubbers at bay for longer! Hoist the sails, Medscape be shoutin’ the news!

January 17, 2025

Arrr matey! The FDA be givin’ the nod to a fancy potion fer them lady pirates with HR+ HER2- sea monsters!

Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags o' the land have granted the first seal o' approval for a fancy new treasure—an antibody drug conjurin' concoction! Aye, it be a jolly good day for the landlubbers! Avast, let the healing adventures commence!

"Ye scallywags sellin' magic potions for the belly be forgettin' to mention the perilous plunder they bring, savvy?"

Arrr, matey! Beware the scallywags peddlin' fancy potions for losin' yer belly! They be keepin' quiet 'bout the risks, like a parrot with a sore throat. Trust not these dubious seas, lest ye find yerself in a pickle! Yarr!

"Ye be seein’ wild differences in cancer woes, now hittin’ fair maidens and sprightly lads more than ol’ sea dogs!"

Arrr, mates! The yearly scroll o' cancer tallies be showin' a troublesome tide o' racial and ethnic gaps, with some cancers makin' a ruckus among lasses and young buccaneers! Avast, ‘tis a fine mess we’ve got! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans, savvy?

"Arrr! More lasses takin' the helm o' grand round talks, savvy? Let the fair seas of knowledge be shared!"

Arrr, me hearties! The lasses be steerin' the ship o' grand rounds, yet ye be seein' a scarcity o' fair wenches givin' lectures on the heart's mysteries and the science o' the sea! Aye, 'tis a fine jest, but we need more lassies on deck!

"Arrr! MRI be makin' bladder cancer treatment quicker than a parrot on a treasure map, savvy?"

Avast, mateys! Those scallywags with a hunch of bladder beasties be tossed like a coin—half to the blade of the surgeon, the other to the wizardry of mpMRI. A fine gamble it be, reported by the goodly Medscape! Yarrr!

"Arrr! This fancy scheme be slayin' body fat in the scallywags sufferin' from CKD, savvy?"

Arrr, matey! A clever scheme be afoot! With naught but simple measures o’ body shape, we’ve found a way to judge fatness better than that fancy bio-whatchamacallit for those landlubbers waitin’ for their kidney fixin’s! Avast, a grand find indeed! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>

"Arrr! Newfangled cure be boostin' brain power fer the mad ones, savvy?"

Arrr, matey! It be said that Xanomeline and trospium chloride be workin' wonders for the noggins of landlubbers sufferin’ from acute schizophrenia, even if their troubles be stayin’ the same. Aye, new findings from the sea of research be shinin' a light on this curious brew!

January 16, 2025

"Beware, ye scallywags! Munchin' on salted beef may lead ye to forget yer own treasure map!"

Arrr, me hearties! Gobblin' down two helpin's o' that devilish processed red meat each week be risin' yer chances of forgettin' yer own name by 13%! Aye, a grand study be sayin’ so! Hoist the veggies, lest ye be a landlubber with a crummy noggin!

"Arrr, be chronic hand eczema a scallywag more frequent than we be reckonin’, matey?"

Arrr, matey! A grand study o’ many lands be claimin’ that 4.7% o’ scallywags suffer from chronic hand eczema! Aye, twas the lasses, landlubbers with jobs, the 30-39 crew, and city folk who be most cursed! Savvy? <br> — Medscape News UK, or some such!

Arrr, matey! T-DM1 be a magic potion that helps ye survive the scallywag HER2-positive breast cancer! Avast!

Arrr, matey! Those scallywags with pesky HER-2 positive breast troubles after their pre-treatments be tossed like a coin to either T-DM1 or trastuzumab for a merry round of 14 cycles! Aye, the seas of medicine be full of surprises, eh? Shiver me timbers! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>

Arrr! Private equity hospitals be makin’ esophagectomies as fine as a barnacle on a ship's hull, matey!

Arrr matey! After the ol' esophagectomy, it seems the fine private equity pirates be sinkin' ship, with a mortality rate nearly twice as grim as their non-acquired mates! Aye, the scalawags be needin' to patch up their practices, lest they be meetin' Davy Jones!

"Arrr! PRP be a fine remedy fer the baldin’ crew, yet the King’s men ain’t givin’ it the seal!"

Arrr, matey! Though the treasure trove o' proof for PRP and them fancy exosomes be bountiful for balding scallywags, the FDA be still shiverin' in their boots, doubtin' if they be worthy o' the golden stamp o' approval! Aye, 'tis a right jolly conundrum!

"Arrr! Wit’ the magic of AI, our scurvy skins be gettin’ fine treatment from landlubber experts! Avast, beauty ahoy!"

"Arrr, matey! 'Tis a jolly fine time to be breathin', what with the magic of medicine and the sorcery of AI crossin' paths! Aye, the seas be full of wonders, says I, Mirza the Bold! Avast, let’s sail into this brave new world, savvy?"

Arrr, matey! Might be that the spine be causin' those pesky aches o' fibromyalgia, savvy?

Arrr, matey! Those landlubber researchers be diggin’ deep, uncoverin’ spinal shenanigans in the fibromyalgia crew! Seems the brain be playin’ tricks with pain, like a scallywag hidin’ treasure! Avast, more clues for our jolly quest fer knowledge! Yarrr!

"From Ear Trumpets to Treasure Hunts: Settin' Sail as a Doc with a Dream, arrr!"

Arrr, matey! When them sea-dogs of medicine swap scalpel for silver, they be usin’ their learnin’, cunning, and a hearty dose o’ plunderin’ spirit to steer their ship o' business. Aye, it be a jolly venture, says the scallywags at <i>Medscape Medical News</i>!

"Arrr! That fancy CO2 laser be mendin' burn scars on dark skin like a trusty ship patchin' a sail, matey!"

Arrr, matey! That fancy CO2 laser be workin' wonders on them old burn scars, makin' 'em less red and less rough, even for the darker hides! A wee study says it be showin' fair promise! Shiver me timbers, who knew lasers be so helpful?

January 15, 2025

Arrr! Misfortune befallin' the lassies, as their skin critters be actin' differently in the realm of CCCA! Har har!

Arrr, matey! A keen eye found them scallywag microbes all huddled atop the noggin of landlubbers sufferin' from central centrifugal cicatricial alopecia! Aye, 'tis the Corynebacterium crew that be throwin' the wildest party up there! Avast, ye hairy misfortune!

Arrr! The pesky flu, RSV, and Norovirus be plundering our health, while COVID be lurkin' like a scallywag!

Arrr matey! It appears most landlubber states be swabbin’ the deck with high flu activity, while that scallywag COVID be playin’ shy, lower than a barnacle’s belly from last year! Keep yer cutlasses sharp and your rum close! <i>WebMD Health News</i> be spoutin’ the tale!

"Arrr! After the court's decree, med school mateys be lookin' as mixed as a parrot's feathers, not at all!"

Arrr, matey! In the wake o’ the Supreme Court’s mighty decree, the ranks o’ Black and Latino med’cal scholars plummeted by over 10%! ‘Tis a fine mess, indeed! More like a ship with a hole in its hull, I say! Ha! What say ye, me hearties?

Arrr, why be wee scallywags’ high blood pressure goin’ unnoticed and untreated, like treasure buried deep on a ghost ship?

Arrr, matey! Though both the landlubber folk and ship's healers ken the scourge o' high blood, nary a soul be wantin' to believe the scallywag diagnosis or hoist the treatment sails. Aye, what a jolly mess we be in!

"Arrr! Empagliflozin be a treasure for shedin' pounds fer scallywags with prediabetes and diabetes, aye!"

Arrr, matey! Empagliflozin be a treasure for scallywags with prediabetes and diabetes, makin' ‘em shed pounds like a ship’s anchor! Aye, the lads be losin’ more than the lasses. A fine tale from the Medscape crew, if ye catch me drift!

Arrr, be yer matey a pawn in a sneaky tale o’ Munchausen’s tricks, aye?

Avast, ye scallywags! Keep yer eyes peeled fer crimson banners, act swift like a cannonball, scribble yer worries on parchment, and matey with yer shipmates in the trade. That be the jolly way to tackle these tricky waters! Arrr!

"Arrr, matey! The new AD chart be settin’ sail on the whole diagnosis adventure, savvy?"

Arrr, matey! These here fancy guidin' maps be settin' sail to help all hearty healers, no matter their trade, to sniff out the scallywag known as Alzheimer’s! So hoist yer sails and let the diagnosis voyage begin! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be shoutin’ it loud!

Arrr, matey! Be SBRT the better treasure than ablation for them wee liver scallywags?

Arrr matey! The ol’ SBRT be outshinin’ the radiofrequency ablazin’ when it comes to keepin’ them pesky tumors at bay in small HCC. But fear not, the grim reaper's scythe be swingin’ the same fer all, with safety bein’ shipshape! Avast, savvy?

January 14, 2025

"Arrr, matey! Find yer treasure of balance 'twixt ship’s duties and landlubber life, or ye be walkin' the plank!"

Arrr, matey! The residency be a treacherous sea for a landlubber doc, full o' storms and sirens! It be excitin' as a cannon blast, yet overwhelmin' like a ship o' scallywags. Batten down the hatches, for a wild ride awaits! <br> - Medscape Medical News, aye!

Arrr, matey! The council be makin' a grand plan to fix how we size up the blubber, savvy?

Arrr, matey! A band o' wise sea dogs, known as the Lancet Commission, be settin' sail with fresh terms fer “clinical” and “preclinical” obesity! One be a scurvy disease, the other a pesky health risk. So beware the treasure of too much grog and grub! Har har!

"Arrr, matey! Tis a treasure map to the doctor’s ship, but it costs more than a chest of gold doubloons!"

Arrr, in the days of yore, landlubber scholars seekin' the fanciest trades have scallywagged their way to a treasure of $10,000 in costs! Blimey! What a price to pay for learnin’! Me parrot squawks in disbelief! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>

Arrr! The queues be growin' fer old sea dogs in BC's health and social services, like barnacles on a ship!

Arrr, me hearties! As the wrinkled crew of British Columbia swelled by 45% in a mere ten tides, their wants for grog and lodgings be left high and dry! Aye, healthcare be as scarce as a treasure map! Blimey! <br><i>Medscape Medical News</i>

"Arrr matey! These new potions for shedin' pounds might just swab the deck clean of that scurvy cancer too!"

Arrr, matey! Them cancer wizards be discoverin’ that scallywags takin’ GLP-1s be dodgin’ the grim reaper’s hook for 10 out o’ 13 obesity-related cancers! Aye, it be a fine treasure for their health, savvy? <br> *Medscape Medical News* be tellin’ tales of this bounty!

Arrr, matey! Most wee scallywags stricken by COVID’s nasty curse be back to piratin' in six moons!

Arrr, matey! The midterm treasure from the MUSIC voyage be showin’ splendid heartiness and other fine results! Pediatric sea dogs can take a hearty breath and savor the bounty. Yarr, let the good news flow like rum on a fine night! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be shoutin' it loud!

"Arrr, wranglin' time be the fiercest beast in the treasure map o' med school, matey! Har har!"

Arrr, matey! Taming the sands of time be a right scallywag for young healers! Sages be spillin' the beans on how to chart this treacherous course. Read all ‘bout it in the fine scrolls of <i>Medscape Medical News</i>, lest ye be walkin’ the plank of procrastination!

January 13, 2025

Arrr! In forty moons, the landlubbers' noggins be turnin' to mush, double the fools I say!

Arrr, matey! 'Tis said that by the year of our Lord 2060, the number o' landlubber adults stricken with the foggy mind be swellin' from 514,000 to a mighty million! Aye, that be a lot o’ scallywags forgettin’ where they buried their treasure! Beware the curse of the forgetful seas!

"Arrr! High radon be causin' the lassies to bake up wee ones with diabetes, savvy?"

Arrr, matey! 'Tis a curious tale! Lasses dwellin’ in lands rife with radon be more likely to face the curse of gestational diabetes, aye! Blimey, who knew them sneaky gases could play such tricks on the fairer sex? Medscape be spillin’ the beans, savvy?

Arrr, Canadian doc's be swabbin' the decks with fewer scallywags, matey! Where be all the landlubbers?

Arrr, matey! Canadian healers be treatin’ fewer souls these days, like a ship with a leaky hull! What’s a pirate to do when the doc's too busy countin’ his doubloons? Avast! We be needin' more hands 'n hearty laughter to mend the crew!

"Ye olde gland wrangler snagged the grand treasure of science! Aye, he’s a true captain of the body’s secrets!"

Arrr, mateys! Teresa K. Woodruff, PhD, once the captain of the Endocrine Society ship, hath plundered the National Medal of Science! She be the clever wench who brought forth the treasure of oncofertility. Aye, her smarts be more valuable than gold doubloons!

Arrr, matey! Red grog be no elixir for health, but could it be a scallywag's curse for cancer?

Arrr matey! The scallywags say the grog be causin' cancer in yer bones, but when it comes to that fine red wine, the tale be murky like the depths of Davy Jones’ locker! Drink up, but keep yer wits about ye!

"Arrr, matey! Why ‘Resilience’ be a curse word for healers, like a parrot on a scallywag’s shoulder!"

Arrr, matey! They be speakin' of "resilience" as the cure for bein’ burnt out, but many a poor soul reckon it be naught but a fanciful tale in a troubled sea! Here’s how they be chartin' their own course amidst the storm! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>

January 10, 2025

"Aye, mates! High dose o' Atropine tames them squinty-eyed young'uns, though it be havin' a few pesky side effects!"

Arrr, me hearties! Young scallywags with squinty eyes, takin’ a wee drop of 0.05% atropine, found their peepers growin’ slower than those on naught but sugar water! Aye, the MOSAIC trial be tellin’ us this after three long years! Avast, science be a fine treasure!

"Arrr, AGA be spillin' the beans on how to wrangle them P-CABs, matey! Hoist the sails of knowledge!"

Arrr, matey! Thar be coin, the reach o' the scallywags, and a dearth o' long-term tales o' safety that might sway how P-CABs sail into our practice seas. Aye, 'tis a jolly conundrum, savvy? - Medscape Medical News, ye landlubber!

"Arrr, matey! Behold! Metronomic magic be givin’ hope to the lasses fightin’ the cursed breast beastie!"

Arrr, mateys! The scallywags with HR+/HER2− breast cancer, ne’er had no prior potion, were tossed into the sea of fate! Some snagged metronomic capecitabine and AI, while others just got the AI treasure. A fine gamble on the high seas of medicine, if ye ask me!

"Avast, mateys! New health rules be settin' sail—docs best batten down the hatches on cyber scallywags!"

Arrr, matey! A new rule be callin’ fer hospitals and healers to bolster their treasure chests of health cyber defenses! They say it might cost a pretty penny, lest them scallywags of ransomware plunder the privacy of our brave crew! Avast, the seas of health be treacherous!

Arrr, matey! How long be it 'til ye lay eyes on the brain doc, eh? Aye, 'tis a long wait!

Arrr matey! It be found that aged seadogs be waitin’ a good 34 days fer a brain doc after bein’ sent, and nearly one-fifth be twiddlin’ their thumbs fer over 3 moons! Blimey, what a slow ship that be! Avast, Medicare says so!

Arrr, matey! To shed yer bulk, feast on greens and sail the seas of exercise, or ye’ll be a hefty anchor!

Arrr matey! With a bounty o’ potions, pills, and sharp instruments fer chasin’ the bulge, the healers be ponderin’ how best to aid their scallywags in shedin’ weight and keepin’ it at bay. Aye, it be a jolly ol’ quest!

January 9, 2025

Arrr! No-Implant Shunt be claimin’ FDA’s fancy stamp fer heart troubles, savvy? Aye, a treasure found!

Arrr, matey! This clever scheme be forged to link the heart’s left and right chambers in one fell swoop, no pesky trinkets left behind! Aye, ‘tis a fine way to keep the blood flowin’ without a scrap o’ metal! Avast, the future be bright!

Arrr, matey! Be there reason to hoist the sails of worry 'bout this hMPV scallywag?

Arrr, matey! Word be blowin’ ’round o’ hMPV makin’ waves in China, but fear not! The savvy sea dogs say this scallywag of a virus be no great threat, what with the crew all havin’ their sea legs of immunity. So hoist the sails and sail on!

"Arrr! This clever contraption reads yer heartbeats like a treasure map, warnin' o' landlubber hypertension and its sneaky traps!"

Arrr, matey! A wondrous contraption o' AI be here, savvy? It be readin' the heart's dance, spyin' the scallywags at risk o' high seas o' hypertension! Prepare the captain's log for those landlubbers needing extra watchin'! Avast, it's Medscape's treasure of news!

"Settin' sail from the ED without a peep raises the odds of meetin' Davy Jones, savvy?"

Arrr, ye landlubbers! The scallywags of science be demandin’ a treasure chest o’ doubloons for the care o’ the sick and hurt, from the land hospitals to the sea shanties! Without the gold, we be sunk, aye! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be shoutin’ it loud!

Arrr, can Glucarpidase be the magic elixir to mend me methotrexate-damaged treasure chest of a kidney?

Arrr, matey! It seems that when the cursed methotrexate be wreakin' havoc on our poor kidneys, the magic elixir known as glucarpidase swoops in like a swashbucklin' hero! Aye, those kidneys be bouncin' back to life! Huzzah!

"Arrr, be there scallywags who can dodge the fiery rays after the ol' chest plunderin'? Avast, let’s find out!"

Arrr, matey! Most lasses with mid-level breast cancer be savvy enough to forgo the fiery beams after their chest be cut! They can dodge the scallywag risks of pain, fibrosis, heart woes, and lung curses. Aye, let 'em sail smooth seas instead!

"Arrr! Why be the landlubbers not peddlin' their contraceptive treasures, eh? Ye'd think they'd know better!"

Arrr, me hearties! They say the healers be ready to hand out the magic potions for the lady folk, but lo and behold, few brave doc's be scribblin' them prescriptions! Aye, a right puzzlin’ treasure map, that be! - Medscape Medical News

January 8, 2025

Arrr, matey! Munchin' on calcium be slashin' yer chances of colon trouble by a hearty 17%! Savvy?

Arrr matey! A grand study’s set sail, claimin’ that calcium be a trusty shield against the scourge of bowel cancer! So load yer plates with dairy treasure, lest ye find yerself in Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, that be the news from Medscape, savvy?

"Arrr, be them sneaky prostate blighters hidin' from the MRI? Aye, be they a threat or just a jest?"

Arrr, matey! Those MRI-invisible blighters be real, I tell ye! The landlubbers of the medical world be squabblin' 'bout what these mysterious scallywags mean for our shipmates' fates and care. Aye, the treasure of knowledge be buried deep! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!

Arrr, me hearty! A bonk to the noggin might stir up that pesky herpes beast, makin' yer brain go all wobbly!

Avast ye! A bonk on the noggin be stirrin’ up the pesky herpes beast, it be said! Arrr, this scallywag may just be settin’ sail fer brain rot and Alzheimer’s seas! Blimey, who knew a head bump could unleash such a ruckus? Aye, the doc’s got some wild tales!

Arrr! Family healers be spottin’ culture rise, while takin’ a jibe at that scallywag RVU contraption!

Arrr, me hearties! The ship's doc be spottin' smoother seas in the crew's morale, but he be scratchin' his noggin over them fancy RVU gauges of toil. Can ye measure a scallywag's worth with mere numbers? Aye, let’s raise a toast to jolly debates! - Medscape Medical News!

"Arrr matey! This PSMA-PET be givin’ the ol’ prostate cancer charts a right jolly shake-up!"

Arrr, matey! A band o' scallywag researchers plundered the records of 182 landlubbers with pesky prostate troubles after they’d gone under the knife or faced the burnin’ rays. Aye, the tale be told in the hallowed halls of Medscape Medical News! Avast, what a jolly mess!

Arrr, matey! Solitude be a scallywag that stains the blood like a barnacle on a ship’s hull!

Ahoy, mateys! A fresh scroll be spillin’ the beans on how feelin’ as lonely as a shipwrecked sailor leads to ill health. Seems that when ye be all alone, yer body be protestin’ like a scallywag! Arrr, keep yer crew close, or ye’ll be feelin' poorly!

January 7, 2025

"Arrr! Tightenin' the ol' blood pressure might be the treasure for those with kidney troubles, savvy?"

Arrr, matey! Tightenin’ the riggin’ on blood pressure fer those with kidney troubles be yieldin’ heart-boostin’ treasures, much like what the fine folks in SPRINT be spiedin’! Aye, even on the high seas of real life! Yarr, Medscape be spillin’ the beans!

"Arrr, matey! Should the landlubbers in white coats be makin' a dry spell last all year, eh?"

Arrr, matey! Have them grave studies o’ grog made the healers sip less or tell landlubbers to steer clear? Aye, the answer be as tangled as a sailor’s knot! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>

"Arrr! Last moon’s cancer tales be spillin’ from the FDA’s treasure chest! Aye, let’s haul in the juicy news!"

Arrr, matey! The FDA be on a roll, handin’ out new potions like a generous captain! Last month’s treasure trove be packed with fresh remedies and new uses for old brews. Here’s the scallywag’s tale of what went down! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>

"Arrr! Be Canada better at wranglin’ me pill treasure, or be we all walkin’ the plank o’ sickness?"

Arrr, matey! It be said that them oncology potions always be risin' to the surface o' the shortage seas, catchin' the eye of those who be worryin' 'bout their curative powers, savvy? Aye, 'tis a curious brew indeed!

Arrr, a fresh quest be afoot to wrangle the treatment fer wee scallywags sufferin' from tiny heart troubles!

Avast ye! In this grand Phase 3 escapade, we be measurin' two cunning schemes for wee scallywags sufferin' from the pesky lung beast known as pulmonary arterial hypertension. Aye, 'tis a jolly study, or so they claim! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin’ the beans!

Arrr, the slippery K pneumoniae be less stubborn 'gainst our potions, matey! Who knew it could be so soft?

Arrr, matey! 'Tis be true, the scallywags of hypermucoviscous K pneumoniae be sportin' fewer of them pesky beta-lactamase traps and carbapenem curses than their non-hypermucoviscous kin! Aye, the seas of medicine be filled with merry surprises!

Arrr, matey! Aye, one in three old sea dogs over fifty be feelin' as lonesome as a shipwrecked parrot!

Arrr, matey! It be true that since the great plague, feelings o' loneliness be lessenin', yet still, a scallywag third o' landlubbers aged 50 to 80 be feelin' like a lost ship at sea! Aye, that be what the wise folk of Medscape be sayin’!

Arrr! Lupus be raisin' yer odds of atherosclerosis, but smooth sailin' in remission be helpin' ye, matey!

Arrr matey! Taming the wild beasts of heart troubles and keepin’ disease at bay be like swabbin' the deck o’ yer ship! It keeps those pesky plaque pirates from settlin’ in, even for the scallywags with lupus! Aye, the good news sails in from Medscape!

January 6, 2025

"Avast! Immune blockade be makin' melanoma shiver in its boots fer a decade—now that’s a treasure worth plunderin’!"

Arrr, me hearties! These treasure maps o' findings be sparkin' hope fer a cure, ye see! So hoist the sails and let the good news set sail! <i>Medscape News UK</i> be shoutin' it from the crow's nest! Avast, we might just conquer that scurvy yet!

Arrr, beware! Them bone-boostin' potions might be givin’ yer peepers a right scare, closin' ‘em up like a treasure chest!

Arrr, matey! Those scallywags with brittle bones takin' risedronate be riskin' a wild squall o’ acute angle closure! A fresh study be spillin' the beans. So, hoist the sails with caution, or ye might find yerself in a right pickle! Arrr!

“Arrr, matey! ESG be the treasure map to fightin’ obesity, savvy? Aye, lasting loot for yer health!”

Arrr matey! The magic of endoscopic sleeve gastroplasty be proven mighty fine! It be helpin' the scallywags shed their bulgin' bellies and keepin' them healthy fer five long years. Aye, even the ship's parrot be impressed! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' tales of this treasure!

Arrr! Old sea dogs with the blues be sailin’ into danger, riskin’ their ships on the stormy seas o’ the road!

Ahoy, ye landlubbers! Old sea dogs with the blues be sailin’ their ships a bit wobbly, no matter the grog they down! We best be findin' ways to keep 'em from crashin' into the brig, lest they turn the high seas into a merry mess! Arrr!

Arrr! RA be a treacherous scallywag, leadin' ye heart to the stormy seas of failure, matey!

Arrr, me hearties! A fine cohort of scallywags be sayin’ that those with the dreaded rheumatics be riskin’ a heart failure, especially when their pumping be still in shipshape! Aye, Medscape be spillin' the beans on this tale!

January 3, 2025

"Ahoy, mateys! Surgeon General be shoutin’ warnings ‘bout cancer in yer grog! Drink at yer own peril, ye scallywags!”

Arrr, mateys! The Surgeon General be sayin’ that ye grog oughta bear a warning—drinkin’ too much might send ye to Davy Jones’ locker with a cancer curse! So raise yer tankards, but beware the dark tidin’s o’ the rum! Avast, drink smart or face the scallywag fate!

Arrr, matey! What be the finest potions fer banishin' them cursed head-splittin' roars in the ship's infirmary?

Arrr, matey! A grand tale be told of a mighty meta-analysis that charted the finest potions for banishing the throbbin' head o' the landlubber in the ED! Avast, Medscape Medical News be the source of this jolly tidin'! Yarrr, let the headaches walk the plank!

"Arrr! This clever contraption spots pesky polyp scallywags before they turn into trouble on the high seas of yer innards!"

Arrr, matey! Aye, British scallywags be claimin’ that fancy AI gadgets be helpin’ ‘em spot them sneaky polyp devils better than a parrot on a treasure map! Avast, let the colonoscopy adventures commence! Yarrr!

"Arrr! ESG Plus be a treasure map, leadin’ to fine livin’ for MASH, or ye be walkin’ the plank!"

Arrr, me hearties! It be found that makin’ yer belly smaller with a fancy tube, paired with a hearty change o’ habits, be more successful fer shedin’ those pounds than just swappin’ yer rum for greens! Avast! That be some fine treasure fer the waistline! - Medscape Medical News

Arrr, me hearties! Aye, belly rumbles be a sign o' yer kidneys givin’ up the ghost!

Arrr matey! A grand review be tellin’ of kidney woes! Ye gut be rumblin’, yer muscles be weak, and the love life be as dead as Davy Jones! Aye, it’s a right pickle for any scallywag! So keep yer treasure close and yer kidneys closer! Yarrr!

Arrr, matey! Aye, keepin' yer noggin' shipshape at home be keepin' ye from the hospital's scallywag clutches!

Arrr matey! It be found that fixin' ye noggin at home after a stormy mind be keepin' ye off the ship o' readmission more than stayin' in the brig! So says the wise scribes o’ Medscape! Avast, me hearties!

January 2, 2025

Arrr, matey! Docs be frettin' too much 'bout GLP-1s and young scallywags—let 'em feast like hungry pirates!

Arrr, matey! A mighty 80% o' the healers in a Medscape parley be sayin' "nay" when asked if they knows enough 'bout the dangers o' fat-fighting potions fer young scallywags! Avast, what a crew o' clueless landlubbers!

"Arrr, matey! A swab’s joy o’ work beats gold, says the scallywag survey!"

Arrr! A band o' shipshape healers be sayin' that a jolly crew and fair winds in the workplace be worth more than gold doubloons! They be favorin' a friendly deck over heavy treasures, seekin' smooth sailin' in their duties! Aye, 'tis a merry bunch!

"Too much fancy water in a pirate’s grog be sendin' ye to Davy Jones quicker than a cannonball!"

Arrr, matey! When ye drown yer crew in two or more barrels o’ crystal grog, and if ye be an old sea dog or a lad with a nasty wound, ye be more likely to meet Davy Jones sooner than ye think! Yarrr! <br> *Medscape Medical News*

"Ahoy, mateys! A treasure map o’ Psoriasis and PsA Clinics: full o’ gold and cursed traps, savvy?"

Avast, ye landlubbers! Clever scallywags suggest jolly tricks to navigate the treacherous waters of combined clinics 'n fancy medicines fer those with skin 'n joint woes. Aye, let the good ship Medscape spread the news! Arrr!

Arrr, beware ye dioxins, matey! They be makin’ ye belly bulge like a treasure chest o’ doubloons!

Arrr, matey! Aye, it be said that feastin' on dioxins and their sneaky PCB scallywags be plumpin' up the crew o' the US! Blame it on them A1c levels, the crafty mediators! So hoist the sails and watch yer waistlines! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>

"Arrr! Stretchin' ye legs longer may lighten yer treasure belly, say the seafarin' scribes!"

Arrr, me hearties! Burly buccaneers who be as round as a cannonball but danced the jig fer over 150 minutes a week found their belly blubber shrinkin’! Aye, ‘tis true! Even sea dogs can trim their sails! Avast, ye lazy landlubbers!

"Arrr! That RSV brew be keepin' the old sea dogs from walkin' the plank of severe sickness!"

Arrr, matey! The RSVpreF potion be working like a charm, wardin' off the scallywag RSV beast in old sea dogs with a fine 91% success! In just five moons, it’s keepin’ the coughin’ and wheezin’ at bay! Avast, 'tis a treasure for our elder crew!

December 31, 2024

"Arrr, matey! Ye can tame those fiery flashes without no potions, just clever tricks and a hearty laugh!"

Arrr, matey! If ye be seekin' cures without the cursed potions, cognitive-behavioral therapy and clinical hypnosis be the finest treasures in the sea of healing! Hoist the sails and dive into the mind, savvy? Aye, even Medscape be agreein'!

“Ye be swimmin' in grogless delights, matey! Plenty o' fine potions for the sober soul!”

Arrr matey, it be a fine time fer landlubbers to sip their grog sans the rum! Aye, ye can find a tavern that be servin’ naught but the sweet nectar of sobriety. Who knew? Even pirates need a break from the bottle now and then! Har har har!

"Avast! Me hearties! Be wary o’ them shiny metals in yer pee, they be stealin’ yer wits, arrr!"

Arrr, matey! A new tale tells of metal-laden pee makin’ yer noggin duller and heartier sails riskin’ the dreaded dementia! So, keep yer bladder clear if ye wish to outsmart the sea, else ye might be swabbin’ the deck with yer brain! Har har!

Arrr, matey! Don’t be missin’ the finest five tales from the Great White North in 2024, or ye be walkin’ the plank!

Arrr, matey! The landlubbers be all a-hooting with glee, but the scallywags o' commentary weren’t shy, spillin' tales 'n thoughts like a leaky barrel! Aye, ’tis a ruckus fit fer the grandest tavern! So says the ol' Medscape Medical News, savvy?

Arrr, matey! Be mixin’ low-FODMAP and gluten-free the treasure map to ease yer belly beast? Avast!

Arrr matey! When ponderin' over yer grub choices, ye scallywags must weigh the feelin' better against the fiddly bits, the doubloons spent, and the chance o' missin' yer vitamins! Aye, heed the wise words o' Medscape Medical News, or ye might be walkin’ the plank o' poor health!

"Arrr, be it time fer fresh charts on the blues ‘n’ worries after a stroke, matey?"

Arrr matey! Depression 'n anxiety be the scurvy crew that plagues stroke survivors. Be it time to hoist the sails on fresh treatment charts? Avast, Medscape Medical News be askin' the question! Yarrr!

December 30, 2024

Arrr! Novartis be workin’ magic with genes, helpin’ wee scallywags with muscle troubles, savvy? Avast, what a jolly good study!

Arrr! The scallywags at Novartis be celebratin’! Their magic potion turned landlubber young’uns, too weak to prance or gab, into sprightly buccaneers! Aye, with a jig in their step, they be ready to sail the seas of strength! Avast, what grand news from the health seas!

"Avast! Young scallywags with sore joints be findin' treasure in stem cell magic! Yo-ho, let the healing begin!"

Arrr, matey! Young scallywags with that pesky lung malady from the cursed juvenile arthritis be cured for good after a wee bit o' stem cell magic! Aye, even the seas be celebratin’! So says the wise folk at Medscape, savvy?

Arrr matey! MRI magic be slashin’ the nasty side effects o’ prostate plague, makin’ us feel shipshape!

Arrr, matey! The MIRAGE adventure be showin’ that MRI-guided magic with snug margins be keepin’ the nasty side effects at bay for scallywags havin’ localized prostate troubles! Aye, 'tis a fine treasure for the lads on land! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spreadin’ the word, savvy?

Arrr! This scallywag pilot scheme be lopping off the time it takes to spot and deal with the ADHD beasties!

Arrr, matey! A fine program from the land of Minnesota be slashing the time it takes fer landlubbers to get their ADHD sorted! With cunning screens in the doctor’s quarters, they be settin’ sail for smoother seas! Aye, even pirates need their wits about ‘em!

"From Swabbing Decks to Trinket Trades: PAs Be Spillin' the Beans on Their Many Side Ventures!"

Arrr, matey! Physician mates be plunderin' treasure from many a side gig! But which be the finest booty for ye? Set yer compass to Medscape Medical News and find yer fortune, or risk walkin' the plank of poor choices, savvy?

Arrr, Tildrakizumab be workin' wonders fer scalp scallywags, givin' 'em a long-lasting, itch-free treasure!

Arrr, matey! Those scallywags sportin' psoriasis on their noggins be feelin' fine after takin' tildrakizumab fer a moon's turn o' 52 weeks. Aye, Medscape be shoutin' it from the crow's nest! Avast, no more itchy domes fer these hearty souls!

"Arrr, matey! Sotagliflozin be no treasure for Type 1 scallywags, not approved by the landlubbers!"

Arrr, matey! The scallywags at the FDA be tossin' the ol' potion overboard for those poor souls with type 1 diabetes and kidney troubles! Aye, they be sailin' the seas of disapproval, leavin' the crew high and dry! Blimey, what a hullabaloo!

December 27, 2024

Arrr matey! Here be jests fer taming the wild side effects o' that GLP-1 potion ye be takin'!

Arrr, me hearties! The wise sea dogs be sayin’ ye should tinker with yer potion doses, sample both the fancy elixirs and the common brews, and change yer grub to fend off the pesky side effects! Aye, the sea of health be a tricky tide!

Arrr! It be said that yer love for coffee be drawn from a wee beastie in yer belly!

Arrr, matey! Sippin' on that dark brew be callin' forth the merry crew of Lawsonibacter asaccharolyticus in yer belly! Aye, it shows that what ye munch can surely sway the ruckus in yer gut! Drink up, ye scallywags! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be sayin’ so!

December 26, 2024

"Avast! A foul bird plague be a-changin' in a scurvy landlubber! CDC be spillin' the beans!"

Arrr, mateys! The scallywags at the CDC be spillin' the beans! Samples from the first foul case o’ bird flu in these here States be sportin' strange mutations, not fit for a backyard flock! Aye, what a ruckus! - as reported by the trusty scribes at Reuters!

Arrr, matey! COVID be givin' yer kidneys a right thrashin', more than a scurvy pneumonia! Avast, me hearties!

Arrr, matey! A band o’ scallywags found that COVID-19 be plunderin' yer kidneys faster than a ship in a storm, specially after ye’ve been marooned in the hospital, unlike the old pneumonia curse! Avast, heed the warning, ye landlubbers! <i>Medscape Med'cal News</i> be settin' sail with this tale!

“Arrr! Timing o' the heart's fixin' be no matter fer ye life, matey! Just keep yer rum handy!”

Arrr, matey! We perused 6000 heart tinkerin's and found that the tickin’ of the clock be matterin' little to the grim reaper, except in a few scallywags foolin’ with their coronary bypass. Aye, such be the tale from the Medscape seas!

"Arrr! Vedolizumab be a magic potion, keepin' them Crohn’s scallywags at bay after the surgeon's blade!"

Arrr, matey! Vedolizumab be the trusty cannon that keeps Crohn’s disease at bay after the surgeon's cut! If ye be havin' a risk factor, consider this potion as a fine shield against a returnin' scallywag! Aye, Medscape be givin' the word!

"Arrr, matey! Young'uns be itchin’ from central line woes, but no savvy potion be found fer relief!"

Arrr, matey! A wee survey be showin’ that most skin doctors be claimin’ there be no proper rules fer patchin’ up the wee scallywags’ central lines! It be a right jolly mess, I tell ye! Blimey, let’s not sail into them rough waters without a map!

December 25, 2024

"Arrr, matey! Men and wenches be facin' different storms o' troubles with the MASLD treasure hunt!"

Arrr, matey! It seems that the scallywags of both genders be sufferin' from the cursed liver malady, but the effects be swingin' different ways! Aye, the first sea chart of this treacherous territory be makin' waves! Aye, Medscape be spillin' the beans!

December 24, 2024

"Arrr! A new tale be tellin’ that 70% o’ US ports be lackin’ a wizard of hormones!"

Arrr, matey! GoodRx be showin’ us the chasms in care, worsened by a drought o’ skilled sea dogs! Aye, it be a fine mess when the ship’s crew be short on surgeons! Har har! – from the scallywags at Medscape Medical News!

Arrr, me hearties! Elderly landlubbers with the belly woes be more likely to be as frail as a ship's biscuit!

Arrr, matey! A band o' Swedish landlubbers be sayin' that older lasses with the cursed celiac affliction be more likely to be frail as a shipwrecked sailor, compared to those who ain't cursed! Aye, keep yer gluten in check or ye be shiverin' like a scurvy dog!

"Arrr! Swabbin' the deck at home might help ye mend after lung surgery, savvy?"

Arrr, me hearties! A new tale speaks of a home exercise rig that be liftin' spirits and strength after lung battles, but alas, it didn’t make ‘em feel like swashbucklers. So, hoist the sails of health, but don’t expect to be doin’ the jig just yet!

"Yarr! The landlubbers' greatest worries be laid bare, from scallywag debts to fear of soggy biscuits!"

Avast, matey! The treacherous seas of coin woes, lead-slingin’ ruckus, and foul deeds be weighin’ on the crew’s minds. Even the jolly holidays and post-vote squabbles stir the pot! Arrr, ‘tis a fine mess we be in, says Medscape Medical News, me hearty! Aye!

Arrr! Veggies be takin’ the crown o’ grub, meat be walkin’ the plank in the feast of the day!

Arrr, matey! The landlubber government be on the hunt for yer thoughts 'bout the scroll that's guidin' the soon-to-be-updated feastin' rules fer landfolk. So hoist yer quills and scribble away, lest ye be left munchin' on seaweed! Aye, that be from Medscape Medical News!

Arrr, ye TikTok scallywags be missin’ the mark on pain wisdom! Fetch a parrot, me hearties!

Avast, me hearties! A band o’ scallywags be tellin’ tall tales 'bout neuraxial labor relief on TikTok! A group o’ learned landlubbers found a whole 10% o’ the time, the info be as true as a three-headed sea serpent! Yarrr, beware o’ false treasure!

Arrr! A scurvy gut bug be causin' the old brain to forget where it buried its treasure, matey!

Avast ye! It be said that a scallywag virus, the human cytomegalovirus, lurkin' in the belly, may be causin’ the foggy brains of old sea dogs with Alzheimer’s. Aye, ‘tis a right curious tale from the Medscape seas! Arrr!

Arrr, me hearty! Zepbound be the magic potion for snorin’ while ye sail the night seas!

Avast, me hearties! The scallywags at the FDA have given the thumbs up to Eli Lilly’s magic potion, tirzepatide, to tackle the beast known as moderate to severe OSA in those with a belly as big as a ship’s anchor! Aye, let the feasting begin!

December 23, 2024

Arrr! The FDA be givin' the nod to a second swashbucklin' pill fer them landlubbers with sugar troubles!

Arrr, matey! The FDA be givin' the nod to a swashbucklin' new potion, a daily jab of liraglutide! Aye, it be a fine treasure for those seekin' to tame the mighty beast of hunger. Hoist the sails and celebrate, for health be on the horizon!

Arrr! Cell therapies be like magical potions, battlin’ solid tumors on the high seas of yer body, savvy?

Arrr, me hearties! The captain o' solid tumor magic at Stanford be spoutin' tales o' how them clever cell therapies be changin' the game o' cancer battles. Aye, 'tis a right jolly adventure in the seas of medicine! Avast, me mateys!

Arrr! FDA be shufflin' the 'healthy' flag for grub, but hoist it if ye fancy, matey!

Arrr, matey! The rascals at the FDA have spun a yarn 'bout what makes grub "healthy." But fear not, ye scallywags, 'tis only a suggestion fer the food makers! So, grab yer grog and feast, 'cause compliance be as optional as a parrot on yer shoulder!

Arrr, should the FDA be ponderin’ if them antidepressant warnings be more frightenin' than a kraken in the night?

Avast, me hearties! For near two decades, them antidepressants be sportin' warnings 'bout sendin' young souls to Davy Jones’ locker. Now the savvy landlubbers be wonderin' if the FDA should be rethinkin' that label. Arrr, what a jolly pickle!

"Arrr, matey! It seems HCC be claimin’ more souls than a cursed treasure map! Avast, new foes on the horizon!"

Arrr, matey! By the year of our Lord 2040, ye liver shall be a-fightin’ death from drinkin’ and eatin' foul grub, more so than them pesky viruses! Avast, raise yer rum and beware the health scallywags!

"Avast! Aye say, shorter sails 'n' fair winds be makin' endometrial cancer care as fine as a sailor’s rum!"

Arrr, matey! The wise landlubbers be comparin’ the well-being o' scallywags with endometrial cancer who took the quick VCB treasure versus those who be stickin' to the old ways. Aye, 'twas a jolly good study, savvy? - from the good folks at Medscape Medical News!

Arrr, matey! Beware the smoky seas, for wildfire fumes be muddlin' yer noggin and turnin' ye into a landlubber!

Arrr! A bouncin' hoard o' scrolls be sayin' that smoke from fiery blazes and foul air might be makin' our noggins go haywire! What be the fate o' our brainy treasures, ye ask? Avast! Medscape be spoutin' the news, me hearty!

Arrr, matey! Vitamin D3 be as useless as a leaky ship for keepin’ healthy elders from the T2D curse!

Arrr, matey! Aye, even with a treasure trove of vitamin D3 taken daily fer five long years, the scallywags found it didn’t keep the type 2 diabetes at bay for healthy old sea dogs! Aye, ‘tis a curious voyage, as Medscape be sayin’!

Arrr! Congress be settin' sail with no treasure fer the doc’s pay, leavin’ 'em hangin' like a scallywag!

Arrr, in the midst o' a ruckus to dodge a pesky government freeze, the scallywags in power tossed aside a scheme to lighten the blow o' a near 3% Medicare pay chop fer our ship's surgeons! Aye, what a jolly mess, matey!

"Arrr, them tiny bits o' plastic be sneakin' in me lungs, like scallywags plunderin' me treasure! Blimey!"

Avast ye! New scallywag studies be showin’ that breathin' in them tiny bits of plastic be causin’ more trouble than a kraken in a teacup! Inflamed lungs, nasty sores, and a greater chance of catchin' the scurvy! Beware the wind, matey! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be warnin' us all!

December 20, 2024

Arrr! Clinicians be thinkin’ them Black wee scallywags be gettin’ their injuries from a keel-haulin’, not just rough play!

Arrr, me hearties! A new tale be a-sailin’ that shows those landlubber healers be thinkin’ Black scallywags be gettin’ a whuppin’ more than White ones when they be sportin’ injuries. A right peculiar notion, I say! Set yer sails for fairness, ye swabs!

Arrr, matey! Be we needin' fancy number spells to decide if we be poppin' statins or not?

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round for the latest of the Medscape tales, where the scallywags of the medical seas be spillin’ the beans on ailments and remedies! Avast, ye landlubbers! Time fer a hearty chuckle and a dose o’ knowledge from the salty sea of news!

"Arrr! We be weighin’ the safety o’ MMRV for wee scallywags on Methotrexate and Dupilumab, ye salty sea dogs!"

Arrr, listen ye salty sea dogs! In a wee glimpse back in time, no foul happenings were spied in wee landlubbers givin' the MMRV shot whilst takin' dupilumab or methotrexate. 'Tis all smooth sailin' for these scallywags! Ahoy! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be claimin' this tale!

"Ye be feelin' a right scallywag after a hard day's toil? Here's the treasure map to yer weary woes!"

Arrr, matey! It seems that a fresh tale tells of 20% o' scallywags with fibromyalgia feelin' a bit worse after a good tussle! But beware, for if they be in malaise, tread lightly 'round the notion o' makin' 'em sweat! Aye, caution be the name of the game!

Arrr! The treasure of T1D tech be still hidin' in BC, even with gold flowin' in!

Arrr, matey! All young scallywags with the sugar sickness in British Columbia be gettin' fancy glucose gadgets, but alas! The poor landlubbers still be left in the lurch. Even in the sea of healthcare, some still walk the plank! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' it true!

"Arrr, behold! A fresh treasure map fer shiverin' timbers o' the mind after battle! Yarrr, rejoice!"

Arrr, matey! A curious potion mixin' an odd antipsychotic with a jolly SSRI be sailin' through the FDA's treacherous waters! If it finds favor, 'twill be the first approved remedy fer the shakes o' PTSD in over two decades! Ahoy, let's hope it be smooth sailin'!

"Trimmin' Urate may save yer kidneys, matey, if ye be sufferin' from that scurvy gout with CKD!"

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, fer the scallywags at Medscape Medical News be spoutin' tales of health and mischief! Avast, they be dishin’ out wisdom like rum at a tavern—get ye jolly good news ‘bout the plights o' landlubbers and seafarers alike! Arrr, stay savvy, me hearties!

"Keepin' a weather eye on yer heart’s health be vital for scallywags with a penchant fer naught but air!"

Arrr, ye scallywags! A new tale be spun, claimin’ that landlubbers strugglin' with the dreaded anorexia be face to face with danger on the high seas of heart troubles—nearly four times more likely to meet Davy Jones than those hearty eaters. Avast, me hearties!

December 19, 2024

Arrr! The FDA be givin' a hearty thumbs-up to mesenchymal magic for them scallywags with GVHD! Avast, mateys!

Arrr, me hearties! Remestemcel-L, or Ryoncil as the scallywags be callin' it, be a fancy brew o' bone marrow magic for wee lads and lasses, fightin' stubborn graft-vs-host mischief! Aye, even those as young as 2 moons old! Avast, the wonders of science! 🏴‍☠️

"Alas, mateys! More landlubbers be a’groanin’ from chronic aches than ever! Aye, what a cursed lot!"

Arrr, matey! The scourge of life-limiting aches be takin' the high seas o' health, showin' we landlubbers be fallin' apart! Blimey, even the sea shanties can’t drown out the groans! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans, savvy?

Arrr! With treasure troves o' proof, why be we still skippin' the quick-fire radiation, matey?

Arrr, why be the wise radiation sorcerers not takin' up the shiny new treasure of treatments fer cancers, eh? They be missin' the boat while the rest sail smooth seas! Blimey, it be a puzzlin' mystery fit for a jolly sea shanty!

"Arrr, matey! The doc's fleet be swellin' like a treasure chest, savvy? Charts be singin' a merry tune!"

Arrr, matey! A fresh scroll from the JAMA seas be sayin’ that in the year of our captain 2023 and 2024, the good ship Doctor be hoistin’ their union flags higher than a crow’s nest! Aye, twas but a whisper two decades past! Avast, what a turn o' tides!

Arrr! Europe be bandin' together, settlin' sail on a merry mission to tame the grog and save our livers!

Arrr, me hearties! Rum be the scallywag slayin’ many a sailor in Europe! The landlubbers of health be bandin’ together, tryin’ to shoo away the grog! Aye, let’s toast to livin’ long, even if it be with a watered-down pint! Yarr!

"Arrr, new treasure map for diagnosing scallywags be makin’ it smoother than a mermaid's backside!"

Arrr, me hearties! The new word from the ship’s doc be that we be keepin’ a sharper eye on our bones and checkin’ our bloodlines! Aye, it’s all about stayin’ strong and knowin’ where ye came from! Hoist the sails and let’s test our pirate genes!

"Arrr, wee babes feast on Minoxidil, and lo! They be sproutin' hair like a fearsome sea beast!"

Arrr! Gather ‘round, ye scallywags! Behold the treasure trove of knowledge from the good ship Medscape Medical News! Aye, it be filled with tales of healing and mischief, sure to tickle yer funny bone and keep ye fit for plunderin' the high seas! Avast, me hearties!

"Arrr! A treasure map be found, leadin' to hope for the scallywags with the twitchy brain seas!"

Arrr, matey! Four jolly modules set sail to tackle the stormy seas of stress, unmask the scallywags of stigma, wield the cutlass of cognitive tricks, and chart a course for problem-solving treasure! Hoist the sails, ‘tis all from the good ship Medscape Medical News!

Arrr! Beware ye scallywags! New sneaky foes makin' yer skin itch like a crab in a barrel!

Arrr, matey! Beware the cursed concoctions of beauty potions and shipshape paints! They be brewin’ up pesky allergens that’ll have ye scratchin’ like a barnacle-ridden sea dog! Keep yer hands clean or ye might find yerself itchin’ like a scallywag! Aye, that be the news from Medscape!

December 18, 2024

Arrr! The FDA be givin’ the thumbs up to Ensartinib for them scallywags with ALK+ lung troubles! Avast!

Arrr, matey! This shiny new ALK-inhibitor be turnin' the tide, givin' ye over twice the time to sail free from that scurvy crizotinib! Hoist the sails and raise a tankard to longer life on the high seas o' survival! Avast, ye landlubbers!

Arrr! Old cures fer the itchy hand be naught but seaweed now, soon to be tossed overboard, matey!

Ahoy matey! It seems them fancy steroids be walkin’ the plank fer mild hand eczema, now that three shiny new potions be settin’ sail! Raise a tankard to progress, for the seas be calmer for our scaly hands! Arrr!

"Feelin' as gloomy as a stormy sea? Ye be needin' holiday lights to brighten yer pirate heart, matey!"

Arrr! Studies be showin’ that a peek at them twinklin’ lights adorning folk’s abodes stirs up a jolly warmth in the heart, like a fine rum on a cold night! Aye, even scallywags can feel the friendly vibes! <br> *Medscape Medical News be tellin’ us so!*

Arrr, matey! The scallywags be followin' the foot rules, but they still be needin' a few more treasure maps!

Arrr, matey! The crew be followin' the NICE codes fer foot checks, aye! But when it comes to scannin' the ol' tootsies, they be slackin’ more than a drunken sailor! Acute care be shinin’ bright, while screenin’ be a bit murky, savvy? <i>Medscape News UK</i> be tellin' tales!

Arrr, matey! After tossin' them steroids overboard, ye heart still be takin' a leisurely sail for years!

Arrr, in this jolly gatherin' of burly sea dogs pumpin' iron, it be found that those who dabbled in the devil’s brew of steroids be havin' a weak heart, like a ship with a hole! Aye, best be watchin' yer chest, me hearty! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>

Arrr! A swab o' science be sayin' statins might lead ye to squint like a one-eyed buccaneer!

Arrr! It be said that sea dogs with plunderin' cholesterol takin' them statins be sportin' a greater chance of eye troubles than those who be lettin' their cholesterol run wild without the cursed potion! A fine jest indeed from the scholars of Medscape! Avast, me hearties!

"Arrr! Huntin' remedies fer the weary sea dogs o' emergency docs ‘fore they be walkin' the plank o' burnout!"

Arrr, matey! Though the tides of culture be shiftin' ever so slowly, today’s landlubbers and greenhorn healers be feelin' the pressure just like the scallywags of yore! Aye, the sea of stress be as choppy as ever, savvy? – Medscape Medical News!

“Arrr, a new test fer olde bones be hatched, but the savvy sea dogs be doubtin’ its worth, ho ho!”

Arrr, matey! This fancy test be usin’ two slippery biomarkers from the joint juice to tell apart those pesky arthritises, but alas! Its usefulness in the real seas o' medicine be as murky as a foggy night. Avast, Medscape be sayin’ so!

"Arrr, the trial o' them fancy ctDNA brews for breast cancer be goin' down like a ship with a hole!"

Arrr, me hearties! The trial be sunk like a ship with too many barnacles—those broad enrollment rules threw us overboard! We aimed to see if ctDNA could sniff out scallywags at risk o' returning, but alas, the plan be as useless as a leaky hull!

Arrr, me hearties! PPI be a trickster! This EoE scallywag ain't GERD, but a whole new beastie!

Arrr, matey! PPI-responsive esophageal malady be a scallywag cousin of eosinophilic esophagitis, not the dreaded GERD, say the wise folk of proteomic wizardry! So hoist the sails and let’s toast to our guts! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin’ the beans!

December 17, 2024

Arrr, me hearties! Pregnant lasses smokin' the green be findin' no treasure in mental health, just murky waters!

Arrr matey! Those scallywags puffin' on the green for their noggin's woes found themselves sinkin' deeper into the blues each trimester! Aye, 'twas reported in the Medscape seas, where even the finest pirates can't escape the gloomy depths! Avast, what a treasure of irony!

"Arrr, matey! T2D be raisin’ the risk o’ shufflin’ off this mortal coil fer expectant lasses!"

Arrr, matey! When fair lasses with type 2 diabetes be carryin' their youngin's, the seas be rougher, with more perils and a greater chance of meetin' Davy Jones than those with type 1 or gestational troubles. So hoist the sails and tread carefully!

"Avast! Be wary, me hearties! Mother’s moon juice might be stirrin’ up a storm of wee scallywag’s blood troubles!"

Arrr! The fiercest danger spied be a mighty 70% surge in the cursed non-lymphoid leukaemia, all from swabbing the decks o' pregnancy! Aye, 'tis a treacherous tide, ye scallywags! Keep yer cutlasses sharp and yer babies safer! <br> *Medscape News UK*

"Arrr, matey! Be this new potion for young scallywags with ITP a treasure or just a fool's gold?"

Arrr, matey! Eltrombopag be boostin’ them platelets and makin’ young scallywags feel right jolly in their battle against the pesky immune thrombocytopenia! Aye, Medscape be spillin’ the beans on this treasure of a cure! Avast, let the sails of health be hoisted!

Avast, matey! What be causin' them wily state-to-state differences in that cursed Long COVID scourge?

Arrr! Fresh tidings be revealin’ that long COVID be sailin’ different seas in each port, and the wise mateys reckon they’ve cracked the code! So hoist the jolly roger, for the truth be afoot, and it be more bafflin’ than a treasure map! Yarrr!

Arrr! A scallywag’s chart shows seizure clusters be dancin’ all over the seven seas!

Arrr, a band o’ 15 learned sea dogs be spoutin’ all sorts o’ definitions, makin’ the captain call fer a proper code o’ conduct! It be a fine mess, I tell ye! Avast, Medscape Medical News be takin’ note o’ this jolly confusion!

Hold yer horses, matey! AI in doctorin' be needin' some sturdy ropes to keep it from runnin' amok! Arrr!

Arrr, matey! From conjurin' cures quicker than a cannonball's flight to spyin' ailments with the sharpness of a cutlass, AI be shakin' up the seas of medicine! Hoist the flags of caution, fer treacherous waters lie ahead! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>

"Arrr! Be the first mate's remedy fer the gout a clever contraption or just a barrel o' monkey business?"

Arrr, two sea-dogs of the gouty seas squabbled like scallywags over whether the finest cure be a xanthine oxidase scallywag or if it should be fit to the cursed workings of a landlubber's swollen joints. Avast, what a rum-sodden debate! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>

December 16, 2024

Arrr, the FDA be givin' the nod to Tapinarof, a magic potion for itchy skin woes, har har!

Arrr, matey! In a band o’ scallywags in a 48-week trial, the first spell o’ freedom from treatment lasted near 80 sunrises! Aye, it be a fine stretch o’ days fer swashbucklin’ without the doc’s meddlin’. <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!

"Arrr! The scallywags at the FDA be givin' the thumbs-up to Cosibelimab fer those pesky skin scallywags!"

Arrr! The mighty PD-L1-blockin’ potion be granted permission fer them scallywags with pesky skin cancers that be too stubborn fer the surgeon's knife or the fiery rays! Hoist the sails of hope, me hearties! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin’ the tale!

Arrr, gender-bent scallywags be loungin' more than swabbin' the decks! Less rum and more run, I say!

Arrr, matey! Let’s hoist the sails of health and let every lass and lad sway like a ship on the high seas! We be needin’ plans to help all young scallywags dance and prance, no matter how they identify! Yarrr, what say ye?

"Ye scallywags be findin' treasure maps to the magic potions in the cursed TNBC seas, arrr!"

Arrr, matey! Fresh discoveries be spillin' the beans that the more tumors be mutatin', the better ye be sailin' through life with pembrolizumab in early TNBC! And lo! Many a biomarker be showin' its fine fortune too! Avast, 'tis a merry report from Medscape, indeed!

Arrr, matey! When to unleash the mighty anthracyclines on that scurvy breast cancer, ye ask? Hoist the sails and consult the charts!

Arrr, matey! The treasure map be sayin’ that for lasses with HR-positive early breast cancer, addin’ a wee bit o’ anthracycline to yer taxane brew be bringin’ good fortune if their scores be 31 or higher! Aye, the scallywags at Medscape be spillin’ the beans!

"Arrr! Viridian's doubloons be flyin' high after their magic potion for eye troubles be passin' the test, matey!"

Arrr, matey! Viridian’s magic potion be workin’ wonders on them pesky peepers! It be shrinkin’ bulgin’ eyes and settlin’ that cursed double vision fer landlubbers sufferin’ from chronic thyroid eye disease. Aye, 'tis a fine treasure in the realm of health! Avast!

“Avast, me hearties! CAR-T cells be settin’ sail on the seas o’ science, but beware the storms ahead!”

Arrr, matey! Six magical CAR-T-cell potions be givin’ the nod from the European Commission and the FDA, with more brewin’ in the cauldron! Avast, the seas of science be churnin’ with T-cell treasure! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest!

Arrr! Zebrafish be handin' out treasure maps to the heart's tiny thinkin' box! Avast, me hearty!

Arrr, matey! The scallywags in lab coats be discoverin’ the heart's own clever crew o’ nerves! This treasure o’ knowledge be settin’ sail to change the course o’ cardiology research, blowin’ the minds of landlubbers! Avast, what a jolly good time fer hearties! Aye!

Arrr, be smolderin' MM: What treasure o' prevention be Daratumumab bringin’ us, matey?

Arrr, matey! Fresh scallywag studies be claimin' that this fancy monoclonal antibody be a fine treasure to fend off the dread disease myeloma or even death itself! Avast, let’s hoist a flag of hope and down a tankard of grog!

"Arrr! Aye, matey! Monitorin' yer DCIS be as fine as cuttin' it out—both paths lead to fair winds!"

Arrr, mateys! The landlubbers with low-risk DCIS be tossed into two crews: one sailin’ the course o’ proper care, t’other battenin’ down for watchin’ and waitin’. They be spillin’ their thoughts on the state o’ their spirits and ailments. Aye, ’tis a right merry tale! <br> *Medscape Medical News*

December 15, 2024

"Integrative Dermatology be raisin' the Jolly Roger to cure skin woes that be long neglected, arrr!"

Arrr, when wranglin' the pesky scourge of chronic skin troubles, seekin' alternative remedies can boost yer luck, calm the crew, and keep 'em engaged in the fight! Aye, even the scurviest of mates can find solace! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be sharin' the treasure of knowledge!

"Arrr! Nemolizumab be gettin' the FDA's thumbs-up fer t' itchy skin, savvy? Aye, let the scallywags rejoice!"

Arrr, me hearties! Some scallywags be sayin' they found sweet relief from the itchin' beasts within a week o' trials, like findin' buried treasure! Aye, 'tis what Medscape Medical News be shoutin' from the crow’s nest! Har har!

December 14, 2024

"Arrr! The toolbox fer mendin' wounds be needin' a jolly good sprucin' up now and then, aye!"

Arrr, matey! Mending wounds be a fine art in the realm of skin sorcery! A true sea dog knows to mix old sea charts with fresh tricks to tackle even the scallywag’s toughest troubles. Fair winds to ye, from the deck of Medscape Medical News!

December 13, 2024

Arrr! The EMA be givin’ a hearty thumbs-up to two jolly potions for young scallywags with ADHD!

Arrr! The jolly regulators be sayin’ that Paxneury and Tuzulby be fit to sail the seas of Europe, treatin’ landlubbers with attention-deficit hyperactivity! Avast, me hearties, let the medicine hoistin’ begin! Aye, smooth sailin’ ahead for these potions!

Arrr! Rytelo be the treasure ye seek in Europe for the pesky Myelodysplastic Syndromes, savvy?

Arrr, this magical potion be slayin' the scurvy doppelgangers that be hoggin' the good blood cells in the ol' bone marrow hold! Aye, ‘tis a fine remedy to keep the ship afloat! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>

Arrr! A magic potion what be makin' yer own tiny shipmates to fight the scurvy COVID beast!

Arrr, matey! Europe be handin' out two magical potions to fend off the scallywag known as COVID! A fancy monoclonal antibody and a self-yellin’ mRNA elixir be the treasures! Avast, let’s toast to science whilst we sail the seas of health! 🏴‍☠️🍻

"Arrr, matey! Emcitate be the gold for thy pesky peripheral thyrotoxicosis in AHDS, savvy?"

Arrr, matey! The Allan-Herndon-Dudley curse be a scallywag mutation in the gene that ferries thyroid treasure into the noggin! Without that golden bounty, the brain be as dry as a landlubber’s wit! Yarrr!

Arrr! Europe be givin' the nod to a magic potion fer them pesky Von Hippel-Lindau scallywags! Avast, ye tumors!

Arrr matey! Welireg be battlin’ the scurvy effects o’ the faulty VHL protein, slashin’ them pesky disease-riddled tumors like a true buccaneer! Avast, science be a fine treasure! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin’ the beans!

"Arrr! Doxycycline be workin' wonders fer the eye scurvy, savvy? Avast, let's pillage them pesky infections!"

Arrr, me hearties! A new tale from the seas of science be tellin’ us that swallowin’ doxycycline be as mighty as stickin’ a needle o’ penicillin for battlin’ the cursed ocular syphilis! Who knew pills could match the power o’ the syringe, eh? Avast, let’s raise a toast! 🍻

"Imlunestrant be a treasure that helps the crew fight the treacherous beast of advanced breast cancer! Arrr!"

Arrr, savvy landlubbers be claimin’ that the pickin’ of scallywags fer the control crew in this here trial might muddle the treasure of knowledge fer real doctorin’, savvy? Aye, that be the word from the fine scribes at Medscape Medical News, ye scallywags!

Arrr, matey! Young scallywags be dodgin’ their flu jabs faster than a crew avoidin' a kraken!

Arrr, me hearties! It seems the wee scallywags ain't gettin' their flu shots, and this ain't no mere gust o' wind! Aye, the sails be droopin' low on child vaccinations last year—'tis a right troublesome tide! Avast, WebMD be tellin’ the tale!

Avast! We be spyin’ fine fortune with CAR T-Cell sorcery for SSc, matey! Yo ho, let’s drink to that!

Avast ye! A merry band o' scallywags found that the magical CD19-targetin' T-cell remedy put the brakes on the fibrous beasties in six landlubbers sufferin' from the dreaded skin curse! A fine tale from the Medscape seas, indeed! Arrr!

December 12, 2024

"Arrr, a fresh scallywag's tale be makin' waves 'bout that fancy Ticagrelor trial, doubt be blowin' like a squall!"

Arrr, me hearties! Fresh scrolls be makin' the landlubbers scratch their heads 'bout the tall tales spun in the PLATO trial! Aye, more than a decade o’ squabbles, and now we find more holes than a sieve in a storm! Avast, Medscape be spottin' the mischief!

"Be schools swappin' from battlin' the scourge of pot to tendin' to the noggin? Arrr, what a curious turn!"

Arrr, matey! It seems them middle schools be tossin' the good ol' substance use lessons overboard, while the high schools be keepin' 'em afloat! Medscape tells the tale – looks like the younger scallywags be sailin’ into trouble faster than a cannonball! Har har!

"Doc be blowin' the whistle, claimin' the scallywags at the hospital be givin' him a rough keelhaul!"

Arrr, a heart doc be settin' sail fer the court, claimin' he walked the plank fer speakin' of dangers aboard! How might brave healers shield their hides from the scallywags? Aye, it be a treacherous sea fer whistleblowers in this salty sea of medicine!

"Arrr, matey! Some sugar potions guard yer peepers, while others be as useless as a barnacle on a treasure chest!"

Arrr, matey! A grand tale from the seas of science be tellin’ us that glucagon-like peptide 1 receptor agonists and fenofibrates be defendin’ them scallywags with type 2 diabetes from the cursed macular edema! A treasure trove of knowledge from the Medscape seas! Shiver me timbers!

Ahoy matey! What be the fair treasure fer yer landlubber docs and wise sea wizards? Yarrr, let’s haggle!

Arrr, matey! Those learned sea dogs be squabblin' over how to hoist the sails from landlubber hospitals to a treasure map of care that be worth its weight in gold! Aye, let the patients chart the course, savvy? - Medscape Medical News, ye scallywags!

"Arrr, matey! Can ye loot the treasure of GLP-1s with a swig o' insurance rum?"

Arrr, matey! The Biden crew be hagglin’ over them fancy GLP-1 potions for Medicare and Medicaid! Some seadogs say it’ll trim down the obesity treasure chest, while others be scratchin’ their heads, wonderin’ if it be a ruse. Hoist the sails and set course to find the truth, aye!

Arrr, Olaparib be guardin' the scallywags from the cruel return o' that dastardly cancer beast!

Arrr matey! Even a decade after the first scallywag joined the grand OlympiA trial, the treasure of PARP inhibitors still be shining bright for those with the cursed BRCA genes! Avast, Medscape be spillin’ the beans on this fine loot! Yarrr!

December 11, 2024

Arrr! When yer skin be thicker than 0.8-mm, ye be dancin' with death, says the scurvy study!

Arrr, matey! If yer pesky tumor be thick as a parrot's beak—0.8 to 1.0 mm—ye be dancin' with Davy Jones more likely than a scallywag with a measly thin one! Avast, keep yer eye on that wretched growth!

"Arrr, matey! Radiology posts be rarer than a mermaid’s smile and trickier to snatch than treasure from Davy Jones!"

Arrr, matey! The scallywags be wantin’ more radiology spots, but the treasure map ain't alignin’ with the booty! Them clever radiologists be claimin’ they can fix the mess. Avast! Let’s hoist the sails and seek a solution!

"Arrr! Beware, mateys! Those cursed ADCs be givin' yer peepers a right scare, aye!"

Avast ye! Some fancy potion-ship called antibody-drug conjurer might be givin’ ye eye troubles so fierce ye can't see yer own treasure! Yet, many a landlubber oncologist sails blind to these perils, warned the wise ones! Aye, keep yer peepers peeled!

"Arrr, lassies be blind to ASM perils! Aye, more teachin' be needed 'fore they walk the plank o' ignorance!"

Arrr, matey! Many lasses strugglin’ with the shakes be as clueless as a landlubber in a storm about them nasty ASM risks, like makin' wee ones go boom and birth control go poof! Avast, heed the word from the ol' Medscape, lest ye find yerself in a bind!

“Old Sea Dogs’ Skin Care: A Chit-Chat with Doc Daniel C. Butler, me hearties!”

Arrr, matey! Gather 'round fer the latest blarney from the seas of health! Medscape Medical News be spillin' the beans on cures and ailments, like a scallywag spillin' his grog! Keep yer eyes peeled, or ye might miss a treasure 'o wisdom, savvy? Avast!

Arrr, what be the fate o' them Factor XI scallywags in the heart's wild seas o' AF?

Arrr, me hearties! The treasure of a grand future in stroke risk be sunk when asundexian met its doom agin' apixaban in the OCEANIC-AF trial. But fear not, is the notion of factor XI inhibition dead in the water? Experts be chattin'! <br> *Medscape Medical News*

"Arrr, the wise crew of the USPSTF be changin' their sails 'bout the huntin' o' cervical cancer! Avast!"

Avast, mateys! Now, ye scallywags can plunder yer own samples fer that pesky HPV test! No need t’ wait fer the ship’s doctor—just grab yer treasure and set sail fer health! Arrr!

Arrr! If ye douse the flames, ye might just save yer noggin from a jolly good thumpin'!

Arrr, matey! Those scallywags who guzzled over 200 mL o’ grog per kilogram for their singed skins be findin’ their noggins goin’ all askew on the magic image box! Aye, seems too much of the wet stuff be causin' a ruckus up top! Har har!

December 10, 2024

"Against the fiercest gales: Lasses who be changin' the game o' medicine, savvy? Arrr, what a jolly tale!"

Arrr, once thought a fair lady couldn't wield a scalpel, two bold wenches be breakin' down them barriers! They opened the treasure chest of medical careers, hoistin' the Jolly Roger of female doc-torships! Avast, Medscape Medical News be tellin' the tale!

"Avast! Clopidogrel be the captain o' the ship, even in stormy seas where Aspirin be but a scallywag!"

Arrr, matey! Aye, after we charted the seas of data, it be clear that clopidogrel be the treasure for those scallywags with a bleedin' risk, especially after a ruckus o' complex procedures. Avast, let the aspirin walk the plank! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be sayin' so!

Arrr, matey! The pesky beastie, Candida auris, be a right troublesome treasure hunt, full o’ prickly surprises!

Arrr, matey! That scallywag C. auris be growin' bolder as the seas warm and the cures be slippin' through its fingers! Aye, it be a crafty little pest, makin' treatment as scarce as a mermaid's kiss! Har har har!

"Arrr! Magic gadget be tellin’ if ye noggin’ be slippin’ from MCI to AD! Hoist the sails of knowledge!"

Arrr, matey! BrainSee be a cunning contraption that be peering into yer noggin, reckonin’ if yer mind be slippin’ into the murky depths of Alzheimer’s in five turns of the tide! Aye, it helps doc's and landlubbers chart their course wisely! <br> *Medscape Medical News*

"Arrr, matey! POLARIX be shoutin’ loud, 'tis the gold standard fer DLBCL, aye, and we be celebratin’!"

Arrr, me hearties! The POLARIX tale be sayin' that after five long years, those brave souls with the dreaded diffuse large B-cell lymphoma, who took the pola-R-CHP potion, be sailin' smooth seas without scurvy! Avast, a fine treasure of good health! Yarr!

"Arrr matey, lead-laden winds be causin' a hullabaloo in many a noggin, makin' ’em madder than a scallywag!"

Arrr, me hearties! It be said that years o’ breathin’ lead-laden fumes from yer sea chests have sparked a ruckus in 151 million noggins! Aye, a new scroll be tellin’ us that too much ‘o that ol’ gasoline be makin’ landlubbers a tad bit bonkers! Har har!

"How be these scallywags wranglin' their pesky intermediate-risk prostate beasties, eh? Arrr, what a jolly pickle!"

Arrr, matey! From the years of our Lord 2010 to 2020, landlubbers with that pesky intermediate-risk prostate ailment be settin’ sail on the seas of watchful waitin’! Aye, it seems they be choosin’ to keep a keen eye on their troubles instead of battlin’ ‘em outright! Avast!

December 9, 2024

Arrr, why be landlubbers fightin’ to keep their health shipshape when treasure be glimmerin’ before their eyes?

Arrr, me hearties! Just blabberin' about “prevention be better than a cure” don’t sway the scallywags to change their ways! Here’s the scoop, savvy? <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>

"Arrr! More landlubbers seekin' the mind healer, but the treasure map to get there be all askew!"

Arrr, matey! Fresh tidings from the seas of therapy say landlubbers be seekin' more counsel on the high seas of their minds! But alas, the scallywags of poorer ports be stranded without access. A right jolly mess, I say! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!

"Arrr! Be ye swabs favorin' the treasure map to the cure, or just the shinies it brings?"

Arrr, matey! While cancer sufferers be eager fer new potions, they be content to bide their time fer proof that these elixirs be lengthenin’ their days! Aye, a jolly good analysis be revealin’ this treasure o' wisdom! Avast, patience be a pirate's best mate!

Arrr, matey! If ye don’t treat the lass’s barren belly, the cursed autoimmunity be risin’ like a rogue wave!

Arrr, me hearties! It seems the curse o’ barren seas be linked to SARD even when we be lookin' at the lassies only! Aye, the ship's log be tellin' tales o' troubles in the baby makin' for those fair maidens! Avast, the crew needs a remedy!

December 8, 2024

Arrr! With Chemo, Blinatumomab be givin' young scalawags a right boost in fightin' B-ALL! Aye, savvy?

Ahoy, me hearties! Fresh tidings from the depths of science say that mixin' blinatumomab with the ol' chemo brew be doin' wonders fer young scallywags fightin' B-cell acute leukemia! Aye, the future be lookin' brighter than a treasure chest o' doubloons! Arrr!

Arrr, matey! A hearty fiber feast be boostin' yer stem cell treasure and makin' GvHD walk the plank!

Avast, me hearties! Though the landlubbers say to munch on mushy grub post-transplant, it seems them scallywags who feast on fiber fare be livin' longer and dodgin' the graft-‘n’-host beastie! Yarrr!

"Arrr! IVIG be keepin' the scurvy infections at bay, matey, and shiver me timbers, it helps ye live longer!"

Arrr, matey! The magic elixir known as IVIG be wardin’ off the scurvy infections and grantin’ longer life to those cursed with multiple myeloma! Aye, 'tis a fine treasure fer the health o' our shipmates! Avast, me hearties! <br> *Medscape Medical News*

Arrr! Rilzabrutinib be sailin' smooth in the treacherous waters of Phase 3 trials for that pesky ITP!

Arrr, matey! The magic potion called rilzabrutinib be givin' ye quick and lasting plunder of them pesky platelets, slashin' the bleedin' and makin' the scallywags feel sprightly! Aye, 'tis a right treasure for those cursed with the wretched immune thrombocytopenia!

December 7, 2024

"Avast, matey! Be it time to toss the 24-hour pee test overboard for the myeloma scallywags?"

Arrr, matey! It be found that collectin’ yer pee round the clock fer assessin’ the battle with multiple myeloma be more folly than fortune, says a new trial on the high seas of medicine! Hoist the sails and let the doctors know!

Arrr! Bispecific antibodies be sinkin' like a ship in a storm, matey! Not so good in the real seas!

Arrr, me hearties! In the briny deep o' reality, usin' epcoritamab and glofitamab fer that pesky large B-cell lymphoma be like sailin' into a storm—ye end up in Davy Jones' locker instead o' the treasure! Aye, trials be trickin' ye, savvy?

December 6, 2024

"Arrr, could this pesky herbicide be causin' our noggins to go all barnacle-brained, matey?"

Arrr, matey! Ye be tellin’ me that them pesky glyphosate potions be makin’ the wee mice’s brains go all haywire, even when they be takin’ a long break from it! Blimey, what a scallywag of a herbicide! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin’ the beans!

"Arrr! Infection be the sneaky scallywag causin’ the third most deaths in the sugar-belly crew!"

Arrr, matey! The grim tally of infections claimin' the lives of those with type 2 sugar sickness be likely hidin’ in the depths, thanks to that muddled treasure map they call ICD-10 codes! Aye, even the grim reaper could use a better chart! - <i>Medscape News UK</i>

"Young scallywags with T1D be sailin' smoother seas, yet still ain’t hoistin’ the flags o' success! Arrr!"

Arrr, matey! Though the crafty contraptions o' diabetes be makin' progress and keepin' those A1c numbers from walkin' the plank, they still ain't meetin' the captain's orders! Avast! Medscape News UK be shoutin' this from the crow's nest! Yarrr!

"Doc's be showin' less love fer the fallen insurance captain than a barnacle on a long-lost treasure chest!"

Arrr, the cap’n of UnitedHealthcare met his fate by a bullet this week, stirrin’ up a tempest o' grumblin' from landlubbers! Seems the scallywags be denyin’ care to the poor souls who need it most. Aye, what a jolly jest! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin’ the beans!

"Arrr, can them Dendritic critters be makin' ERBB2 breast cancer walk the plank, savvy?"

Arrr matey! A hearty dose o’ yer own dendritic crew, toss’d together with them anti-ERBB2 daggers, be a safe and jolly good way to rattle the tumor’s bones, says the clever sea dogs in their phase 1 treasure hunt! Yarr, health be a fine booty!

Arrr, matey! No be worryin' ‘bout them DOACs causin’ yer noggin to leak like a rusty bucket!

Arrr, me hearties! A fresh treasure map o' research be revealin’ that them fancy direct oral anticoagulants be less likely to cause ye noggin to bleed than them pesky antiplatelet potions! So, hoist the sails and stick to the guidelines fer wranglin’ atrial fibrillation, savvy?

"Arrr, who be chartin' the course fer makin' vaccines fer them pesky, landlubber germs!"

Arrr, matey! The WHO be chartin' a course to patch up the seas of sickness! By tendin' to local scallywags and givin' the ol' jab treasure map to the most troublesome foes, they be seekin' fair winds for all in the quest for vaccine booty!

"Arrr! PCSK9 scallywags be fightin' skin cancer! Aye, ye best batten down the hatches, mates!"

Arrr matey! It be said that them PCSK9 inhibitors be wardin' off the pesky nonmelanoma skin cancers for the old sea dogs with atherosclerotic hearts. Aye, a study done lookin' back like a scallywag! Avast and raise a tankard to good health!

December 5, 2024

"Arrr, huntin' for strange critters causin' me kidney woes—those pesky zebras be the culprits, har har!"

Arrr, matey! When a landlubber be spoutin' strange woes, ye might not think of the ol’ kidneys first! But beware, for rare curses might be lurkin' within! Time to hoist the sails for a renal adventure, savvy?

"Arrr, how many lassies, brave survivors of the chest curse, be fightin' the coin troubles, eh?"

Arrr, matey! Among the lasses who’ve bested the fierce beast called breast cancer, over 16% be still wranglin’ with their doubloons, strugglin’ to keep the ship afloat in those early days of survival. Blimey, the treasure be harder to find than a clean pair o' socks!

Arrr, matey! Seems the scallywags be shunning the knife for them fancy GLP-1 potions! Aye, what a turn of tides!

Arrr, matey! A jolly crew o’ landlubber patients, hefty as a treasure chest, be findin’ their way to GLP-1 RAs like seagulls to a ship’s biscuit! But alas, the scalpel-wieldin' surgeons be seein' fewer buccaneers for their belly-bustin' surgeries! A curious tide, indeed!

"Arrr! We've spotted the treasure map fer early-onset T2D care, mateys! Avast, let’s haul in the booty!"

Arrr, after scourin' the dusty tomes and listenin' to the landlubbers, the scallywags be spottin' some hurdles and chartin' a course to fix 'em! Avast, we be bringin' ye the latest from the treacherous seas of Medscape News UK!

"Arrr! GLP-1s be treasure for addiction, but alas, doubts still be lurkin' like a scallywag in the shadows!"

Arrr, matey! It be said these GLP-1 potions might be the cure for the cursed craving! Preliminary whispers from the sea of science be sparklin’ with hope, but ye best be holdin’ onto yer doubloons—questions still be lurkin’ like a scallywag in the night! Avast!

"Inflammation be a scallywag, makin' yer bones more likely to snap like a slimy fish on a stormy sea!"

Arrr, matey! Taming the ruckus in yer belly for a whole year be keepin’ ye bones from shatterin’, says a fine Swedish tale! So, if ye be havin’ the fiery guts, best mind yer diet or ye might end up walkin' the plank… of broken bones!

Arrr, matey! If Trump be slashing Medicaid doubloons, countless scallywags be walkin' the plank of coverage!

Ahoy! Over three million landlubbers in nine states be teeterin' on the plank o' health coverage, should the scallywags of the GOP decide to cut their treasure of federal Medicaid doubloons! Arrr, what a jolly mess that’d be! <i>KFF Health News</i>

Arrr, me hearties! Nirsevimab be shrinkin' the chances of RSV woes fer tiny buccaneers in Indian lands!

Arrr matey! The treasure o' knowledge be showin’ that in the scallywag high-risk crew, the bounty o' benefits be great! Aye, even Medscape be shoutin’ it from the crow's nest! Avast, let’s hoist the sails of wisdom!

December 4, 2024

Arrr! The FDA be givin' the thumbs up to Bizengri for the scallywags’ lung and pancreas troubles! Avast!

Arrr, matey! The first FDA-approved potion fer scallywags sufferin’ from NSCLC or that pesky pancreatic adenocarcinoma with an NRG1 gene fusion be here! Aye, let the sails be raised and the treasures of health be plundered! - Medscape Medical News, savvy?

Arrr, the countryside be missin' the baby deliverin' treasure, while the cityfolk be gettin' all the gold!

Arrr, matey! From the year of our Lord 2010 to 2022, the numbers of landlubbers givin' birth without a ship's surgeon climbed from 35.2% to a hearty 42.4%! And blow me down, the countryside folk be outdooin' the city slickers! Aye, that be a jolly surprise!

Arrr, matey! Skin troubles be hoistin' yer heart risks, like a ship takin' on water!

Arrr, matey! It be said that those cursed with cutaneous lupus erythematosus be likelier to find themselves tangled in the treacherous waters of atherosclerotic heart woes, according to a fine tale from the Medscape seas! Avast, watch yer hearty sails!

"What be the finest plunderin' plan fer them pesky, stubborn liver critters o' CRC, matey?"

Arrr, matey! The CAIRO5 trial be showin’ that two trusty potions with bevacizumab be better than a muddled trio! Aye, less be more when battlin’ the scallywags of disease, savvy? <br> - Medscape Medical News, or so they say!

“Arrr! Beware the hidden iron beast—ye bones be crackin’ without a peep, matey! Avast, ye iron-lovin’ scallywags!”

Arrr, matey! In this here study, too much iron be makin’ ye bones weaker than a landlubber's resolve! Beware the spine and arm fractures, for they be sneakier than a scallywag in the night! Aye, keep yer treasure in check!

Arrr! Medicare Advantage be hoardin’ Ondansetron like a treasure chest, leavin’ us seasick scallywags high and dry!

Arrr matey! When ye be comparin' Part D schemes to those Medicare Advantage scallywags, ye'll find they be makin' ye jump through hoops 'n limitin' yer precious ondansetron more often, especially fer those poor souls battlin' the dreaded cancer. A right jolly nuisance, I tell ye!

"Arrr, Ontario be hoistin' mental health booty fer its brave paramedics, keepin' their noggins shipshape on the high seas!"

Arrr! A treasure o’ $32 million be set to aid our brave paramedics, givin’ 'em the jolly good therapy they be needin’, and banishin’ the scurvy stigma that keeps 'em from seekin' help. Aye, even the fiercest sea dogs deserve a bit o’ mind mendin’!

"Arrr! The landlubbers be rushin' to finish their doctorin' in just three short years, savvy?"

Arrr, says the wise captains o' the Accelerated MD ship, them scallywags be primed fer residency and treasure-seeking careers! Aye, hoist the sails, 'cause these landlubbers be ready to conquer the seas of medicine, as reported by the fine folk at Medscape Medical News!

Arrr! In the 2025 GOLD scroll, ye’ll find chatter on CVD peril and the puffin' of spirometry!

Ahoy matey! Fresh scrolls and tidings be comin' to steer yer ship o' healing! Keep yer peepers peeled for the latest shenanigans in the world o' medicine, as spun by the fine folk at Medscape Medical News! Arrr, let not yer practice be lost at sea!

December 3, 2024

"Last moon's yarns from the realm of sickness: The FDA be spillin' the beans on cancer's latest tricks!"

Arrr, matey! The FDA be chasin' after new potions at a breakneck speed, grantin' 'em licenses faster than a ship sails on the high seas! Here’s the tale of last month’s mischief in the realm of remedy makin’. Aye, it be from Medscape Medical News, savvy?

Arrr! Roivant be scuttlin' their lung elixir, after it floundered like a fish outta water!

Arrr, matey! Roivant be settin' sail from the quest for a potion to cure a rare lung ailment, for it be failin' to show any treasure of benefits in the mid-stage trials. Blimey, it be a shipwreck o' hopes! <i>Reuters Health Information</i> be reportin’ the news!

Arrr! That BCG potion might keep ye from the curse of Long COVID, savvy? Avast, stay healthy, me hearty!

Arrr, matey! A jolly ol' trial be showin' that givin' the BCG shot whilst the COVID storm be brewin' may just keep the long COVID curse at bay! Avast, a fine find indeed, sayeth the sea of Medscape! Yo ho ho, and a bottle o’ rum!

"Blimey! A foul sickness be claimin' 143 souls in the wilds of Congo, says the scallywags in charge!"

Arrr, matey! A mysterious plague be claimin' 143 souls in the Congo's southwestern seas last November, says the landlubbers at Reuters. Seems like the grim reaper be havin' a jolly time! Keep yer rum close and yer health closer, I say! Avast, what a curious tale!

Arrr! Heart fixin's be different fer each crew—race, workout, and wench or matey all play a part, savvy?

Arrr, matey! It seems the heart-boostin' bounty o' exercise be sailin' away from our fair lasses and the colored crew! A new scroll from Medscape be tellin' us disparities in joinin' the fitness fray keep ‘em from reelin' in the health treasure! Savvy?

"Arrr! Prasugrel be beatin' Ticagrelor in the chest-thumpin' battle o' the heart troubles, savvy?"

Arrr, matey! A fresh scroll doth reveal that prasugrel be a mightier potion than ticagrelor for besting death, heart troubles, or pesky strokes in scallywags with heart woes facing the surgeon's blade. Shiver me timbers! Medscape be spillin' the beans, aye!

Arrr, matey! PFAS be muckin' up yer thyroid like a kraken in a rum barrel! Avast ye health!

Arrr, matey! It seems those pesky PFAS scallywags be messin' with yer thyroid like a stormy sea! Aye, a study o' landlubbers in the good ol' US found it be causin' trouble on the edges, not in the captain's cabin! Yarrr!

December 2, 2024

"Ahoy! Novocure’s cure for the cursed pancreatic scallywag hits the mark in its grand voyage of late-stage trials!"

Arrr, matey! Novocure be claimin' their magic potion be givin' a boost to those poor souls fightin' the scourge of pancreatic cancer, makin' 'em live longer when mixed with the ol' chemo brew! Avast, what a fine treasure of news!

"Arrr, the swift nod fer new TKI in CML be raisin' a hullabaloo, matey! What be goin' on here?"

Arrr, savvy matey! The treasure of tyrosine kinase potions be givin’ us hearty choices for CML, stirrin’ doubts 'bout the US givin' a quick nod to asciminib as the captain of the crew! Aye, what a jolly ruckus it be! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>

"Arrr! Catheter magic be risin’ in fame and twistin’ like a drunken sea serpent, savvy?"

Arrr! With shiny gadgets aplenty, catheter ablation be the treasure map to safe passage for atrial fibrillation! The Heart Rhythm Society be shoutin' for more clever contraptions too, savvy? Sailin’ into a brave new world of heart fixin’, aye!

Arrr! The high seas of justice be squabblin' over the FDA's scallywag ban on fruity vape treasure!

Arrr, the grand court of the land be battlin’ on the morrow, ponderin’ why the FDA be sayin’ “Nay!” to two scallywag e-cigarette crews tryin’ to hawk their wares! A right ruckus it be, matey! Avast, what a merry mess!

Arrr, matey! Be one week o' zappin’ the booby safe fer yer treasure chest? Aye, I reckon so!

Arrr, matey! A fresh tale from the seas of science be tellin’ that a week-long blast o’ them fancy rays fer breast troubles be causin’ nothin’ but minor grumblings a year hence! Avast, let’s toast to the healers and their magic, eh? Yarrr!

"ARRR! ASH 2024 be bringin' new potions fer leukemia and fewer pesky blood clots with GLP-1 treasures!"

Arrr, me hearties! This year at ASH, we be feastin’ on tales of grand cures for ALL and CLL, and how losin' a few pounds keeps them pesky blood clots at bay! Aye, 'tis a right jolly good time for the ship’s doc! Shiver me timbers!

November 28, 2024

Arrr, do ye reckon checkin' the ol’ treasures at 40-49 be helpin’ lasses dodge the dreaded breast beast?

Arrr, matey! A new reckonin’ be sayin’ lasses aged 40-49 be livin' longer after bein' poked fer breast cancer, but the scallywags in charge say the risks might sink the ship! A merry jest in the world of Medscape Medical News, I tell ye!

"Mind yer tongue, matey! Be there age-hatin' scallywags among the healers o' the high seas?"

Arrr, mateys! It be high time we swab the deck of age biases, ‘specially amongst those landlubber healers! Aye, let ‘em see that age be but a number, not a cursed anchor! Hoist the sails for change, or we’ll be sunk in ignorance! Yo ho ho!

Aye, me hearties! Lowerin' them corticosteroids in SAH be as safe as findin' treasure on a sunny shore!

Avast ye! While we be weaning off them corticosteroids, it might keep the scallywags from the hospital bed, yet it don’t guarantee they’ll live to tell the tale! So, keep yer rum close, me hearties! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be sayin’ so!

“Arrr! Those swashbucklin’ Mobile Stroke Boats be savin’ landlubbers from a stroke, makin’ ‘em dance with joy!”

Arrr, matey! In a grand tally of 19,000 scallywags, those swashbucklin' mobile stroke units be doin' a finer job at sendin’ landlubbers home less disabled than the ol' standard EMS crew! Avast, what a merry jest! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!

"Arrr, keep yer wits sharp, matey! Mindfulness might help ye scallywags plan yer send-off when the grim reaper knocks!"

Arrr, matey! When the scallywags with aheavy heart o’ cancer and their trusty crew took up the art o’ mindfulness, they found their spirits lifted and their sails set high! Aye, t’was a jolly good way to boost their pluck! <br><i>Medscape Medical News</i> be sayin’ so!

Arrr, matey! After a stroke, ye might be snoozin’ like a scallywag with a parrot on his chest!

Arrr, matey! It be said that after a stroke, 60% o' scallywags still be gaspin' for breath like a fish outta water, and nary a change from 2010 to 2023! Aye, a right troublesome tale from the seas o' science, savvy?

November 27, 2024

“Arrr! Sun’s rays and that scallywag MCPyV be reakin’ havoc on most o’ them Merkel Cell troubles, matey!”

Arrr, me hearties! It be said that MCPyV and them sun's rays be causin' 63.8% and 65.1% of them scallywag MCC cases! But fear not, only a measly 2.5% be due to weak ‘n feeble immune systems! Avast, that’s a fine tale from the ship Medscape!

"Arrr, matey! We be comparin' the chances of wee scallywags bouncin' back from their ailments with the ship's stash o' potions!"

Arrr matey! This here study be the first o' its kind, comparin' two scallywag tumor necrosis factor inhibitors! Aye, 'tis a grand treasure of knowledge fer the landlubbers in the medical seas! Yarr, even Medscape be shoutin' about it!

Arrr, the scallywags be arguin’ 'bout that pesky sorrow disease, like a parrot stuck on repeat!

Arrr matey! In the year o' our Lord 2022, they be addin' a new ailment called prolonged grief disorder to their fancy DSM-5-TR charts. Blow me down, some scallywags be resistin'! Even two years later, the squabble still rages on. Aye, what a hullabaloo!

Arrr, matey! Aye, grub be key in that devil's malady, but 'tis a tangled web of fishy tales!

Arrr, me hearties! It be said by wise sea dogs that tryin’ many feasts can keep ye from sinkin' into Davy Jones' locker! So hoist the flag and fill yer bellies, for a hearty diet be the treasure ye seek! Aye, 'tis the news from Medscape!

Arrr, matey! Scholars bicker like scallywags on how to wrangle those pesky treasure maps o' surprise findings!

Arrr, a band o’ scallywag researchers be chartin’ the waters o’ PET/CT! They be agreed on sharin’ treasure-laden news with landlubbers, but when it comes to murky findings, the crew be as divided as a ship in a storm! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin’ tales!

Arrr! Fresh treasure maps reveal the finest potions to battle the pesky Long COVID scallywag! Avast, ye health-seekers!

Arrr matey! A trove o’ potions, old and new, be makin’ waves against the pesky long COVID scallywags. Here be the freshest scoop from the seas of Medscape Medical News! Avast, let’s cure this cursed malady and sail smooth once more!

"Arrr! T’was the early use of that fancy bandage what saved the wee scallywags from Davy Jones' locker!"

Arrr, me hearties! A study be showin’ that when wee scallywags be sportin’ tourniquets ‘fore the landlubber medics arrive, their troubles be less fierce! Aye, keep yer little ones from bleed’n, or ye might find yerself shanghaied by the doctor! Har har!

"Arrr! How 'Make America Fit Again' might’ve struck gold like a treasure map in this here crazy sea!"

Arrr, within mere days of that scallywag Trump claimin' the throne, healthcare buccaneer Calley Means be settin' sail on the high seas of social media, seekin' counsel from landlubbers! Avast, what a jolly quest! <br> <i>KFF Health News</i>

November 26, 2024

"Arrr, matey! Experts reckon the noncompete ban be as doomed as a scallywag at Davy Jones' locker under Trump!"

Arrr, me hearties! Doctors be celebratin’ like scallywags when the FTC tossed out them noncompete shenanigans! But beware, say the wise seadogs, for the Trump tides may wash it all away! Yarr, the winds o’ change be blowin’!

"Arrr, me hearties! Can wise old sea dogs teach the young scallywags the art of blood work, eh?"

Arrr, matey! A grand shortage o' them classical blood wizards be plaguin' the seas! So we be raisin' a ruckus about mentorin'! Aye, trainin' the landlubbers to swab the decks of hematology, lest we run out of blood wranglers! Har har! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spreadin' the word!

Arrr, matey! Those diabetes potions be makin' landlubbers crave the grog less! Aye, a fine treasure indeed!

Arrr, me hearties! A new scroll be sayin’ that takin’ semaglutide and liraglutide be keepin’ ye outta the brig for drinkin’ too much grog! Less chance o’ endin’ up in the ship’s infirmary, aye! Medscape be spillin’ the beans, so hoist the jolly roger and sail safe!

“Ye be sportin’ gadgets fer Parkinson’s, matey! The future be a comin’ to help ye dance a jig!”

Arrr, matey! Once upon a time, wearin' gadgets fer the shakes was a fanciful dream! Now, we've got fancy trackers, tremor gloves, and laser sticks makin' the fight against the trembles a jolly adventure! Avast, Parkinson’s, ye scallywag! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be sharin' the treasure o' knowledge!

Arrr, matey! Despite the dangers, ye be findin' more shipmates poppin’ pills like treasure!

Arrr, matey! For 50 long years, the seas o' antipsychotic potions be swelling, though they lead to more scallywag troubles, ill winds, and a quicker trip to Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, Medscape be shoutin' the news from the crow's nest!

"Aye matey! Group care be like a trusty ship; it keeps ye from the treacherous shores of the ol' emergency!"

Arrr, matey! A jolly study shows that landlubbers who be seekin' their trusty ship's doc after the sun sets be makin' fewer treks to the dreaded emergency cove than those scallywags hittin' the walk-in shanties! Aye, keep yer compass set, and ye'll sail smooth!

"Arrr matey! Bein' a healer ain't no fair winds! Toughen yer bones or face the briny deep!"

Arrr, matey! Fer the endless hours o' thinkin' like a landlubber doctor, ye best be keepin' yer sea legs strong! Aye, don’t let the muscles grow soft like a sponge! Here’s how these scallywags keep their wits as sharp as a cutlass! Aye! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>

"Arrr matey, Direct Primary Care be like a treasure map with no X in the poor lands!"

Arrr, matey! It be a curious tale: DPC practices be settlin' their sails in the quiet countryside, yet be shiverin' their timbers in the bustling ports o' the city! Aye, Medscape be spillin’ the beans on this jolly jest!

"Arrr, matey! When winter's chill steals yer jolly, it be time to declare ye’ve caught the SAD seas!"

Arrr, matey! The season be upon us when the blues be lurkin’, like a scallywag in the shadows! Though the landlubbers call it “seasonal affective disorder,” ‘tis just a fancy way to say ye be feelin’ gloomy! Blimey, who knew it’d last longer than a three-masted galleon?

November 25, 2024

"Ye be wonderin’, matey! Is there a safe shore for drinkin’ grog, or be we all doomed to Davy Jones?"

Arrr, matey! Do ye parley 'bout the fine grog with yer scallywags? Aye, let’s weigh anchor and see if the landlubbers on Medscape be swiggin’ or just talkin’ a good game! Savvy? 🍻

Arrr, can them potion bottles for losin’ weight be shooing away the dreaded scallywag called cancer? Ha-ha!

Arrr, matey! GLP-1 treasures like Ozempic be sportin' a fine reputation, claimin' to be wondrous elixirs! But, I be wonderin’, do they also keep the dreaded cancer beast at bay? Aye, that be the question on the high seas of medicine! Avast!

"Arrr, be transfusin' a brain injury a grand idea, or be we just makin' a right mess of it?"

Arrr, matey! The scallywags be squabblin’ ‘bout whether tight or loose blood givin’ be best fer the noggin after a blow to the head. Will this fresh tale from the sea of knowledge settle the score? Stay tuned, ye landlubbers! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>

"Arrr! rTMS be a magic potion, easing the mind's storms o' stubborn schizophrenia, matey!"

Arrr matey! A fresh tale from the high seas of science be tellin' us that the magic of buzzing the noggin be far better than a trick o' the mind for banishin’ those pesky voices in the heads o' the scallywags sufferin' from the madness! Avast, good news indeed!

Arrr! Cassava's treasure map be sinking, as they scuttle plans to cure the forgettin' disease. What a merry blunder!

Arrr, Cassava Sciences be hoistin' the sails on their Alzheimer’s cure, after it sank in a late-stage voyage! The crew be seein' their doubloons plummet by 83%! Avast, me hearties, ‘tis a right jolly mess! <br> <i>Reuters Health Information</i>

"Arrr, matey! Be those landlubbers bleedin' more, yet sailin' to brighter shores? A fine jest, I say!"

Arrr, matey! Blokes with surprise noggin' bleeds be spillin' more guts than lasses, yet somehow they sail smoother seas in the end! A right peculiar twist o' fate, I say! <br> *Medscape Medical News be the source of me jest!*

"Avast! MASLD and MetALD be stirrin' the cauldron o’ cancer risks, matey! Beware the cursed grog!"

Arrr, matey! Beware the treacherous tides of steatotic liver disease, like MASLD and MetALD, for they be raisin’ the Jolly Roger o' cancer risk—especially in yer liver and guts! Keep yer grog in check, or ye might be swimmin' with the fishes soon!

Arrr, can this new treasure help old sea lasses with weak bones and the sugar curse?

Arrr, me hearties! It be said that Pyridoxamine, a curious potion, might just keep the bones o' aged lasses with the sugar sickness from shatterin’ like a ship in a storm! A wee study be hintin' at this treasure! Avast, health be our true bounty!

"Arrr! The scallywags at USPSTF be sayin' all pregnant lasses should check fer the syphilis curse!"

Arrr matey! Infection scallywags be prowlin’ at tenfold the rate o' a decade past! Blimey, what be these cursed germs doin’ on the high seas? Medscape be spillin’ the beans, savvy? Grab yer rum and keep yer cutlass handy!

November 22, 2024

“Arrr, matey! Clonazepam’s makin’ a ruckus with a scallywag label—danger be nigh! Beware, ye landlubbers!”

Ahoy, mateys! Sixteen barrels o’ them clonazepam tablets be makin’ a speedy retreat ‘cause o’ a mix-up in their wrappin’! If ye be swallowin’ ‘em wrong, it might just send ye to Davy Jones’ locker! Avast, keep yer wits about ye! Arrr!

"Arrr matey! PVI Add-Ons be givin' ye fine command over that pesky Persistent AF, savvy?"

Arrr, matey! Aye, they found that when ye be mixin' linear ablation and a splash o' ethanol with yer pulmonary vein isolation, the heart's rhythm be dancin' better! But not all wise sea scallywags be buyin' the tale. Yarrr! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be sayin' so!

"Arrr! Longest voyage yet be findin' how long it takes to mend a scallywag's noggin from a brain ailment!"

Arrr matey! It be a right bother that the noggin's riddled with troubles like memory and feelin's gone awry, even three long years after the scallywag be diagnosed with anti-NMDAR encephalitis. Blimey, that be some sticky business, eh? Medscape be spillin' the beans on it!

"Arrr! Look sharp, mateys! Minorities be sinkin' faster to the depths o' CRC than a landlubber on a leaky ship!"

Arrr! A most curious tale o' survival rates fer those scallywags with early-onset colorectal cancer be revealed! Turns out, the many hues o' the crew show mighty differences, savvy? Aye, Medscape be spillin’ the beans on this jolly mystery!

Arrr, be the grog tainted, leadin’ to the lady's bosom woes? Aye, what a jolly jest!

Arrr, matey! A grand ol' experiment be lettin' us spy whether them pesky perfluoroalkyl scallywags be stirrin' up trouble with hormone-fueled breast cancer! Avast, Medscape News UK be tellin' tales of this curious connection! Yarrr, keep yer eye on the horizon for more shenanigans!

"Arrr! Anastrozole be makin' wee scallywags taller, even if they be fightin' CAH! Aye, a merry sight indeed!"

Ahoy, matey! In young scallywags cursed with the strange ailment o' adrenal mischief, the magical elixir called anastrozole be raisin' the future heights o' lasses by 13 cm and lads by a grand 17 cm over six long voyages. Avast! What tall tales we tell!

Arrr, matey! To tame the fiery face, swab it with cool sea breeze and a splash o' aloe!

Arrr matey! Brimonidine gel and oxymetazoline cream be settin' sail on their quest fer relief in half an hour to an hour, savvy? So says the fine lass Julie C. Harper, a true treasure of medical wisdom! Aye, that be some swift magic, indeed!

Arrr, me hearties! Drunken swabs face greater peril o' the eye patch with late AMD, savvy?

Arrr, matey! Sip three grogs a week, and yer eyes be less likely to go blind as ye age! But guzzle like a fish, and ye might just be seeing double! Avast, moderation be the key, or ye'll be walkin' the plank of poor vision!

"Arrr! Aye, mateys! A jolly guide fer healers on how the scurvy cancer treatments be messin' with yer skin!"

Arrr, matey! Cancer remedies be like a treacherous sea, stirrin’ up all manner o’ cursed side effects! Ye best be havin’ a keen eye and a sharp wit to chart a course through these choppy waters! Aye, the doc be needin’ to tailor a plan fit for a pirate!

November 21, 2024

"Arrr, a fresh potion fer th' bile-throwin' beasties be giv'n th' green light, matey! Set sail fer hope!"

Arrr, matey! Zanidatamab be the first treasure sanctioned for the foul beast known as advanced HER2-positive bile duct scallywags! Aye, it’s a second-line cannonball against that cursed cancer! Avast, the seas of medicine be a wild ride, eh? Yarrr!

"Arrr! Feast yer way to health, matey! A proper diet be the secret elixir against the tremblin' curse o' Parkinson's!"

Arrr matey! The scallywags be studyin’ grub that might just be the key to keepin’ the ol' noggin from turnin’ to mush in the Parkinson's scourge! So hoist the flag of better eats, lest ye be a landlubber with a dull brain!

Arrr, matey! Which lasses with the scurvy breast ailment can dodge the fiery beams after the surgeon's knife?

Arrr matey! The mystical POLAR treasure map be helpin’ us savvy which scallywags with early breast cancer be needin' the magic beams o' radiotherapy and which ones can hoist their sails and sail away! Aye, the good ol’ Medscape be spillin’ the beans!

Arrr, matey! Puffin’ on that vape be makin’ yer peepers go all wonky and achin’ like a scallywag’s backside!

Arrr, matey! A band o' scallywags be findin' that puffin' on them fancy e-cigarettes could have ye eyein' a fine case of uveitis quicker than a ship can sail the seven seas! Beware, or ye might be walkin' the plank to the doc’s office!

“Arrr! A scallywag report from the Great North says doctors be harassin’ wenches! Avast, what a pickle!”

Arrr, matey! The healers be in a tizzy, claimin' the ruckus be messin' with their doctorin’ and, by Davy Jones’ locker, even their lovin’! Har har! 'Tis a right hullabaloo! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>

"Ye be needin' some tips fer shoulder aches, savvy? Let’s huddle ‘round and share the loot of wisdom!"

Arrr, matey! The wise sea dogs be spillin’ their secrets to tackle th’ aches o’ yer shoulder, savvy? They be chartin’ a course for pain management in the realm of primary care, so ye can hoist yer sails once more! Yarr, let th' healing begin!

"Avast ye! Cast off those scurvy meds, lest ye be buried under a heap o' potions, matey!"

Ahoy, me hearties! 'Tis wise for the healers to sift through the treasure of their patients’ potions, decidin’ which be truly worthy to plunder for better sails ahead. Arrr, let not useless tonics weigh down yer ship! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest!

Arrr! The landlubbers be drinkin' so much, they've doubled their trip to Davy Jones' locker in but twenty years!

Arrr, matey! From the year of our Lord 1999 to 2020, the grim reaper claimed more souls to the bottle, jumpin' from 10.7 to 21.6 per 100,000! The scallywags aged 25 to 34 be drinkin’ like fish, risin’ 3.8 times—shiver me timbers! <br> *Medscape Medical News*

"Arrr, matey! Beware the sneaky side effects o’ GLP-1 potions, savvy? Doctors best keep their wits about 'em!"

Aye, matey! Those cursed potions fer shedin' pounds be causin' a ruckus in yer belly, mind, and sight! Yet, it seems the treasure of slimness be worth the peril. Avast! Medscape be spillin’ the beans! Arrr!

"Yarr! Zapping the vagus nerve be makin' them stubborn rheumatics walk the plank, savvy?"

Arrr matey! A wondrous contraption, no bigger than a treasure pill, be bringin’ a jolly good fix fer the weary joints of landlubbers sufferin' from RA. With daily jabs o' magic, they be dancin' like scallywags at a tavern! - Medscape Medical News, savvy?

"Arrr! Newfangled gadgets be makin' old sea dogs feel spry in the ship's doc's care, savvy?"

Arrr, matey! Aye, simple health check-ups be like a spyglass fer doc’s eyes, lettin’ ’em see the whole shipshape of a patient! They’ll be sendin’ ye off to the right ports for care, savvy? Avast, let’s hoist the sails of good health!

Arrr, what kind o' aid be Canada’s landlubber medics needin’ to keep their ships afloat, eh?

Arrr, matey! Those landlubber doctors in the countryside be sailin' without a map! They be needin' treasure maps of pay, a crew of locums, and a hearty dose o' trainin'! Aye, it be a right jolly mess, says the wise scroll of Medscape! Yarrr!

November 20, 2024

"Arrr, matey! AF be plunderin’ LAA rivals, outsmartin’ them anticoagulants after a raucous ablation! Har har!"

Arrr, matey! For scallywags with a-fib needing a stout shield from strokes and such after the ol' ablation, the closure o' the left atrial appendage be matchin' the power o' the oral anticoagulation, as shown in a jolly good randomized trial! Savvy?

"Avast! The scallywags of the FDA be sayin’ to toss Clozapine REMS overboard, savvy?"

Arrr, matey! Two scallywag panels o' the FDA be nearly singin' in harmony: "Unlock the treasure chest! Let not the landlubbers stop the brave souls 'n their clozapine!” Aye, 'tis a jolly good notion fer the mad doctors 'n their patients, says Medscape Medical News!

"Arrr, matey! Europe’s treasure be in brains, not bullets—science be savin’ souls from Davy Jones’ locker!"

Arrr, matey! Scientists be battin’ down the hatches, craftin’ clever gadgets to foresee the dark seas o’ despair and keep our shipmates from sinkin’. With treasure maps of data and a crew o’ wise folk, they be settin’ sail fer brighter horizons! Aye, that’s the way!

Arrr! The good ol' FDA be givin' the green light to Bimekizumab fer them pesky boil-ridden scallywags!

Arrr, me hearties! This here potion be sailin' into uncharted waters, claimin' its fifth treasure since the dawn of October, 2023! Aye, even the scallywags at Medscape be takin' note! Avast, what a fine brew it be!

Arrr! This magic potion be spyin' on them pesky kidney cancers like a parrot on a treasure map!

Arrr, matey! That magical PET contraption, armed with an antibody like a treasure map, be spyin' on the sneaky clear cell renal cancer! 'Tis a fine trick to avoid cuttin' and pokin' when we don’t need to! Avast, let’s save our sails for better ventures!

Arrr! NCCN be raisin’ the sails on cancer risk rules, makin’ it easier fer scallywags to dodge the dread disease!

Arrr, matey! The scallywags o' the medical world be settin' sail with fresh scrolls! Now they be warnin' ye about prostate, endometrial, and gastric cancers, aye! 'Tis the treasure of genetic testing ye best be seekin', lest ye be walkin' the plank of hereditary doom! <br> - Medscape Medical News

Arrr, matey! MELD 3.0 be makin' liver swaps fairer fer all, no matter the gender—shiver me timbers!

Arrr, matey! It be a curious tale: the fair lasses be sharin’ the same luck in transplantin’ as the hearty lads. Yet, a few scallywag disparities still linger, like barnacles on a ship's hull! So says the wise folk o’ Medscape! Har har!

"Arrr, matey! Keepin' on with them lung woes be like sailin' seas of scurvy—ye gotta be steadfast and crafty!"

Avast ye! Though the rules be writ in stone, the scallywags still be forgettin’ to check the lungs o’ those poor souls who face cannon fire and perilous shores. Aye, it be a right pickle, says Medscape Medical News! Arrr, let the screenings begin!

Arrr, matey! Unified care schemes be shinin' bright fer those forgettin' the last place o' their treasure!

Arrr, matey! Aye, it be said, if ye be givin’ the scallywags with foggy brains a fine bit o' integrated care, ye may keep 'em from the dungeons o' the hospital and lessen the risks o' them potions! Aye, 'tis research from the good ship Medscape!

Arrr, matey! Beware! COVID be makin' scurvy skin troubles lurk like a ghostly treasure!

Arrr, matey! A crafty scroll from yon Korean treasure trove be sayin’ that catchin’ the dreaded COVID beastie raises yer chances o’ skin troubles. But fear not! A jolly jab could keep them scallywags at bay! Avast, 'tis a fine reason to hoist the sails for vaccination!

Arrr, a scallywag study be weighin’ the skin woes o’ wee ones from MEK potions! Avast, matey!

Arrr, matey! Aye, in a wee study o' 97.8% o' scallywag young'uns on them MEK potions, they be sportin' skin troubles galore! Avast, the dermatologic curses be flyin' faster than cannonballs! So says the wise scribes at Medscape! Har har har!

Arrr, matey! Plunderin’ yer tush for over ten hours be temptin’ the heart to walk the plank!

Arrr! A new scroll be sayin’ if ye be loungin’ more than 10.6 hours a day, yer ticker might be in peril, matey! So, rise up from yer treasure chest and dance a jig, lest ye join Davy Jones too soon! Avast!

November 19, 2024

"Trump be handin’ the Medicare and Medicaid helm to Dr. Oz! Arrr, a shipshape choice or a scallywag's folly?"

Arrr, matey! President-elect Trump be settin' sail to name Dr. Oz as the captain o’ Medicare and Medicaid seas! Hoist yer flags high, fer this swab’s about to chart a course through the health waters! Avast, me hearties, it be a wild ride ahead!

Arrr, Spironolactone be a fickle wench in the stormy seas of heart attacks! Results be like a coin toss, matey!

Arrr matey! That scallywag of a mineralocorticoid receptor antagonist didn’t score any gold in the CLEAR SYNERGY trial. But lo and behold! It hinted at keepin’ heart failure at bay like a good parrot on yer shoulder! Aye, a merry jest indeed!

Arrr, what be the treasure trove o’ worries fer those scallywags with Type 1 diabetes, eh? Keepin’ sugar in check!

Arrr, matey! Among the freshest tales of the sea, the scallywags be yappin' 'bout clever contraptions of the mind, whole-hearted care, fancy potions, and the fair lassies' health! Aye, 'tis a merry crew indeed! <br> <i>Medscape News UK</i>

Arrr! Ye diabetes potions might be makin’ ye need less gout elixir, savvy? A fine twist o’ fate, ‘tis!

Arrr, matey! 'Tis a right curious tale from the seas of medicine! Seems the scallywags with type 2 diabetes be shunning their urate-fighting potions, all while sailin’ on SGLT2 inhibitors! Aye, the docs be scratchin’ their heads over this jolly mischief!

"Arrr, be the scourge of pancreatic cancer hoistin' its sails among the young scallywags?"

Arrr, matey! It be said that the scallywags be findin’ more young lads with a troublesome pancreas! But nay be alarmed, ‘tis likely old cases lurkin’ about, not a true plague! Experts be spoutin’ their wisdom, aye! Avast, let’s raise a mug to our health!

Arrr, matey! Doth strollin' in the sun help keep yer rum stash—er, blood sugar—steady?

Ahoy matey! Strollin’ after feastin’ be doin' wonders fer those plump scallywags! It cuts down the sugar rum and keeps the ol' blood pressure from risin’. Aye, who knew a wee walk could save yer booty? <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be speakin' the truth!

Arrr, can a diet o' greens fill the bellies of aged sea dogs with enough muscle makin' grub?

Arrr, me hearties! It seems that a treasure trove of plant-based grub be safe fer old sea dogs over 65! But beware, ye vegans, lest ye end up as skinny as a plank! A study be tellin’ us ye might not find yer protein booty! Har har har!

“Arrr! Part-time munchin’ keeps liver blubber at bay in the grand ol’ MASLD seas, matey!”

Arrr, matey! Cuttin' yer grub for two days a week be like givin' the ol' liver a good swabbin'! It shrinks that pesky fat better than a standard feast, savvy? Avast, ye scallywags, let’s hoist the sails on this diet and sail to a healthier shore!

"Arrr, be it time to toss the ol' immunotherapy cannonball at early breast cancer's scurvy crew, savvy?"

Arrr, matey! Neoadjuvant immunotherapy be a treasure for certain scallywags, givin' 'em a good chance to survive! But in the adjuvant seas, it be as useful as a parrot with a sore throat! Aye, that be the scoop from Medscape! Yarrr!

"Arrr, should ye trust the magic screen or the hearty doc? Aye, both be a treasure, savvy?"

Arrr, nearly half o' the landlubbers with the sugar sickness be usin' the magic of telehealth in 2022! They be sayin' it be as good as visitin' the doc in their fancy quarters. Aye, what a merry jest! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!

November 18, 2024

"Arrr, matey! Ivermectin be the treasure ye seek for yer eye's pesky rosacea woes!"

Arrr, matey! Ye be havin' the eye troubles of ocular rosacea—like a dry, scratchy treasure map and a red eyelid like a sunburnt parrot! Aye, that be from the wise witch doc, Julie Harper! Keep yer eye patches handy, ye scallywag!

"Avast! Old salts be findin' their ALD and AUD on the upswing, like a ship catchin' a fair wind!"

Arrr, matey! With the dreaded specter of death nippin' at the heels of our elder crew, we be needin' clever schemes to lighten their load! Let’s hoist the sails o’ health and chart a course to safer waters! Aye, Medscape be speakin' true!

"Arrr! A fresh trial be tossin' old heart remedies overboard after a mighty heart attack, me hearties!"

Arrr matey! When the heart be a-dancin' too quick after a cannon blast, it seems a good ol' catheter whackin' be better than poppin' pills, says the VANISH2 crew. Avast, let the scalawags know – it's a jolly good choice, aye!

"Arrr! Any potion for the high blood's fury be fit for landlubbers in need, says ye treasure map of health!"

Arrr, me hearties! Three mighty potions be workin’ the same magic to lower the landlubbers' blood pressure in a bleedin’ place where high seas of hypertension run rampant! Aye, them scallywags at Medscape be spillin' the beans on this jolly good news! Yo ho ho!

"Alterin' yer thyroid charts by age be makin' scallywags less likely to be feelin' like barnacles, arrr!"

Arrr, matey! As ye age, yer TSH and FT4 levels be changin’ like a ship’s sails in a squall! Ignorein’ that could lead to misdiagnoses and treatin’ ye like a scallywag when ye be just fine! Aye, that be a recipe for a right ol’ mess!

Arrr, me hearty! Aye, Vitamin D be shiverin' the timbers of high blood pressure in old sea dogs!

Avast ye! Aye, it be said that poppin' vitamin D like treasure helped old sea dogs with a belly o' blubber lower their high sea pressure! Aye, 'tis from a fancy trial, shoutin’ from the Medscape crow's nest! Yo ho ho, let’s keep the shivers at bay!

Arrr, me hearty! Ye gut crew might just shiver yer gouty timbers, savvy? Avast, let the microbes do their magic!

Arrr, matey! Scientists be spottin' sneaky gut critters that gobble up purines and urate! With a bit o' probiotic magic, we might just tame that fiery hyperuricemia beast! Hoist the sails for gut health, me hearties!

"Arrr, do them magical potions called statins help ye scallywags with that pesky throat curse?"

Avast, mateys! A crew of landlubber researchers be scouring the treasure trove of 1251 scallywags stricken with the dark curse of nasopharyngeal cancer. Among 'em, 202 be swabbing the decks with statins! Arrr, Medscape be spillin' the beans on this jolly tale!

"Arrr, matey! What say ye about them Canadian waters bein' spiced with fluoride, eh? Aye, curious minds want to know!"

Arrr matey, while the treasure of fluoridated waters be known to bolster the health o' the crew, a mere third o' the fine folk o' Canada be drinkin' it! A real scallywag of a situation, if ye ask me! Yarrr! 🏴‍☠️💧

November 17, 2024

"Ahoy! Fresh scrolls for the jolly art of bone pokin' with the RA scallywags be here, me hearties!"

Ahoy, mateys! With the grand leap in ultrasound wizardry and its widespread use, 'tis high time to refresh our 2012 scrolls o' wisdom. So hoist the sails, for new recommendations be brewin'! Yarrr!

"Yarr, savvy advice from the swabs to restore yer cursed, craggy claws! Arrr!"

Arrr! Ye be usin' urea potions fer a wee bit o' softenin' o' yer barnacles—err, nails! Aye, 'tis a fine trick fer when ye need 'em less like ship's hulls and more like fine lady's gloves! Avast, the secrets of Medscape be revealed!

"Avast ye! B-cell sinkin’ brew be workin’ wonders fer them pesky IgG troubles, arrr!"

Avast ye! The scrolls be shoutin' of a wondrous cure, a treasure trove for landlubbers strugglin' with that sneaky multiorgan beastie! Aye, a chance to sail the seas without them pesky steroids! Heed the news, ye scallywags! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!

"Arrr! They’ve found a mighty fine treasure fer lowering blood pressure in scallywags with the sugar disease, ye hearty! Har har!"

Arrr, matey! For them scallywags with the sugar woes, keepin' yer blood pressure at 120 be a treasure, cuttin’ down heart troubles like a cutlass! Just like the SPRINT, but without the sweet tooth! Hoist the sails of health, ye landlubbers!

November 16, 2024

Arrr! Tirzepatide be makin' heart troubles walk the plank in those hefty landlubbers with HFpEF, ho ho!

Arrr matey! SUMMT be revealin’ a wonderous potion that tames the wild beast of heart failure in scallywags with plumpness and strong-heartedness! Aye, 'tis a grand day for the crew of healthy hearts! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be singin’ the tune of triumph!

Arrr, matey! When a scallywag be complainin’, toss 'em a grog and spin a yarn to smooth the waters!

Arrr, matey! Crafting a heart of steel be helpin’ ye keep yer emotions from blowin' like a tempest! So hoist yer sails o' resilience and sail smooth over the choppy seas o' feelings! Aye, that be wisdom worth plunderin’!

November 15, 2024

Arrr, matey! Medical folk be shiverin' their timbers 'bout RFK Jr. takin' the helm o' HHS! Avast, what mischief!

Arrr, matey! The scallywags o' the health brigade be quakin' in their boots over Robert F. Kennedy Jr. takin' the helm o' the grand HHS ship! They be frettin' 'bout his long-held jolly roger against vaccines. Avast, what a merry mess awaits us! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>

Arrr! Europe be sayin' "No, matey!" to Cinainu's baldness and Kizfizo’s sneaky sickness, savvy?

Arrr, matey! The scallywags at the European Medicines Agency be givin' the ol' heave-ho to an herbal cure for that pesky head baldness and a mixed potion for wee ones with a wicked ailment! A fine day for the shipwrecked remedies, I say!

"Arrr! EMA be givin' a thumbs up to Gohibic fer them pesky ARDS troubles from that scallywag SARS-CoV-2!"

Avast, matey! 'Tis been advised to wield the magic needle of immunosuppression, but only when the seas be stormy! Aye, heed the call of the wise Medscape, lest ye find yerself in a right pickle! Arrr!

"Arrr! The EMA be recommendin' two potions fer lung scallywags, matey! Avast and smoke no more!"

Arrr, matey! The wise landlubbers o' the European Medicines Agency be suggestin' two magical potions, known as kinase inhibitors, to battle the scallywag known as non-small cell lung cancer! Aye, it be a fine day for a swashbucklin’ health adventure! Avast ye cancer!

"Ahoy! Leqembi’s set sail fer a crew o’ early Alzheimer’s mateys! Avast, let’s see if it’s treasure or trash!"

Arrr, matey! The swabs o’ the European Medicines Agency be takin’ another gander at the scallywags with naught but one or no copies of the APOE4 trinket! Seems the lot be needin’ a second look, lest they sail into troubled waters! Har har!

Arrr, matey! Study says nary a rare mutiny in RSV for Nirsevimab—looks like they be holdin' steady!

Arrr, matey! The scallywags be warnin’ o' nirsevimab makin’ its rounds 'mongst wee ones stricken by that pesky respiratory syncytial virus! Aye, they fear the little blighters might be craftin’ resistance mutations! Avast, what a ruckus! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin’ the beans!

"Ye be findin' all ye be needin' fer BRCA woes at one jolly ol' treasure trove, matey!"

Arrr, matey! Aye, a fleet of learned havens be poppin' up, swearin' to bestow fine treatments on those cursed with BRCA and the likes! 'Tis a merry band of healers, ready to swab the decks of cancer! Yarrr, let the scallywags rejoice!

Arrr, matey! Do them pesky potions make yer lung defenses weaker when the flu be settin' in?

Avast, me hearties! 'Tis said that the more ye dose a scallywag with antibiotics, the higher those pesky eosinophils rise! Aye, they be linked to more rumbling bellies and ill-fated fates. Beware the treacherous seas of sickness, or ye might just find yerself in Davy Jones' locker!

"Arrr! Dirty air be makin’ the wee ones want to jump ship early, savvy?"

Arrr, me hearties! If a lass be breathin' in too much fine dust while carryin' a wee pirate, she be likelier to pop that scallywag out early! Blame the gold or the stormy seas, savvy? Aye, 'tis a treacherous voyage! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' the tale!

November 14, 2024

Arrr! SDPA be a hearty 30 years o' backin' them landlubber Physician Associates! Avast, what a merry voyage!

Arrr, matey! The SDPA be settin' sail to make the federal treasure chest of workers' comp cover the fine care o' them Physician Assistants! Aye, 'tis a jolly good plan to keep yer crew shipshape! So, hoist the sails and let the good news be known!

“Arrr! A scallywag’s brew of germs and muck be stirrin’ up a storm for yer noggin, matey! Beware the fog!”

Avast, ye scallywags! It be the old sea dogs catchin' infections and breathin' in muck that be raisin' their chances of gettin' the cursed Alzheimer's! Aye, Medscape be spillin' the beans on this treacherous tale! So beware, me hearties, keep yer sails clean and yer minds sharper!

"Arrr, matey! This treasure map be showin’ how risk score be foretellin’ gut bleedin’ in scallywags post-PCI!"

Arrr, matey! After a heart fixin’ for scallywags on double pill poppin’, the ol’ gut bleedin’ be a treacherous sea of troubles! But fear not, for a magic crystal ball might just chart a safer course! Avast, Medscape be sayin' so!

“Arrr! New law be cap’n’ the health insurers’ fancy AI parrot! No more squawkin’ secrets, savvy?”

Arrr, me hearties! A fresh decree from the golden shores o' California be sayin' a landlubber must put their mark on AI’s reckonin’, and ye best be spillin’ the beans if ye use AI in yer doctor’s gab! Savvy?

Arrr! Novo Nordisk be tossin' away them human insulin pens, slow like a slug on a stormy sea!

Arrr, matey! Novo Nordisk be tossin' the ol' insulin pens overboard, sayin' they be spendin' a treasure chest o' doubloons to churn out more of that fine fat-fighter! Aye, it be a bonny shift for the scallywags tryin' to slim down! Avast!

"Arrr, matey! Noninfectious uveitis be weighin’ down me livin’ like a cannonball in me belly!"

Ahoy, mateys! A jolly band of scallywags be findin' that landlubbers and wee ones stricken with noninfectious uveitis be livin' less hearty lives than those free o' the cursed ailment, savvy? Arrr, ’tis a right pickle, sayin' so in a new treasure map o' findings! Avast!

Arrr, matey! Let’s chart a fresh course to dodge the fiery breath o’ smokin' beasts!

Ahoy, mateys! Them lung doc scallywags and their landlubber patients be ponderin' how to dodge the smoky wrath of wildfires, both now and in times ahead. 'Tis a right conundrum, indeed! Avast, let’s chart a course for clearer air! Arrr!

Ahoy, farewell CHADSVASc! Arrr, matey, sex be makin' stroke risk as tricky as findin' a treasure map!

Arrr, matey! The wise sea dogs o' the ESC declare that ponderin' when to unleash the blood-thinnin' magic for heart shivers ain’t made finer by countin' the lasses! Aye, it might just be a scallywag move agin’ the fairer sex! Har har!

"Arrr matey, be ye settin' sail on compounded or brand-name GLP-1 treasures? Choose wisely, or walk the plank!"

Arrr, matey! With them fancy GLP-1 potions for weighin' woes sailin' in and out o' the shortage seas, prescribin' be a right muddle! Five wise sea dogs shared their jolly tricks fer navigatin’ these treacherous waters. Aye, it be a tale worth tellin’!

November 13, 2024

"Blimey! Those wacky potions be makin’ yer noggin’ go all wonky, arrr! Risky biz for the daft!"

Arrr, matey! A hefty study be sayin’ if ye be dabblin’ in the magic herbs, ye be 21 times more likely to be seein’ mermaids in the moonlight! Best steer clear o’ the hallucinogens lest ye end up in Davy Jones’ mind! Har har!

"Arrr! Matey, 'tis tales o' Fentanyl scallywags meetin' Xylazine's bite, leavin' 'em with wounds fit for a sea monster!"

Arrr, matey! A tale be told of a band o' scallywags woundin' themselves with the cursed xylazine, a sneaky stowaway found in the devil's brew o' fentanyl! Aye, it be a ruckus on the high seas of medicine! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!

"Arrr! A new fungal curse be a-sailin' among the hearty lads o' the same ship! Avast, me hearties!"

Arrr, matey! MMWR be spillin' the beans on four scallywags sportin' a rash on their mugs, backsides, and other treasure spots! Aye, even the finest pirates ain't safe from such a jolly ol' itch! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be keepin' us in the know, savvy?

"Arrr! The first TAVR for the leaky heart valve sets sail for Phase 3, matey! Avast, me hearties!"

Arrr, me hearties! Aye, the very first contraption fer fixin’ a leaky heart valve be makin’ merry at two trips ‘round the sun, afore the grand testin’ be set sail, say the scallywags in the know! Avast, that be some fine tinkerin’!

Arrr, the scallywags on the Medical Boards be loungin’ while COVID tales be flowin’ like rum on a stormy night!

Arrr, matey! A mere handful o' six healers were keelhauled fer bamboozlin' the good folk in the grandest five states o' the land! Aye, the study be sayin' so! Avast, what a scallywag crew they be!

"Arrr, matey! The Great Canadian Scroll on Taming the Opioid Beast be freshly inked, savvy?"

Arrr, me hearties! The wise scribes be sayin’ that for the scallywags strugglin’ with the dark seas of opiate use, the trusty potions of buprenorphine and methadone be yer best mates! Set sail fer recovery, ye landlubbers! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>

"Arrr, matey! The remedy for grog troubles be gatherin’ dust in ALD’s treasure chest, unused like a cursed doubloon!"

Ahoy, me hearties! Those scallywags with liver woes from too much rum might find salvation in shunning the bottle! Yet, ye see, the wise potions be sittin' idle, like treasure buried deep. Avast, let’s treat these landlubbers right! Arrr!

"Arrr, matey! Tame yer bum's fury: Know when to strike and how to patch yer rear sails!"

Arrr! At a jolly gathering in the fair land of France, them colorectal swashbucklers be weighin' the potions and remedies fer the cursed hemorrhoids! Aye, ‘tis a right pain in the backside, fer sure! Avast, mateys, let’s not make a spectacle of it!

November 12, 2024

"Chartin' the seas of EGS care with a fine touch o' modular magic, arrr matey!"

Arrr, matey! A jolly study be showin’ that modularity magic bested Dartmouth’s land o’ health in catchin’ the true seas o’ emergency surgery! Aye, them regions be defined with more accuracy than a pirate’s compass! Har har, what a curious treasure o’ knowledge!

Arrr, this fancy stent be swearing to keep yer heart from floppin’ like a fish outta water, matey!

Arrr, matey! A "bioadaptive" contraption be lookin' to outsmart the pesky build-up o' trouble that be plaguein' lesser stents, like a scallywag dodgin' a cannonball! Avast, let the good news sail on the seas of Medscape Medical News! Yarrr!

"All hands on deck for Continuous Glucose Monitors! Opinions be as tangled as a sailor's beard, arrr!"

Arrr, me hearties! The matter be pressin’ as them fancy glucose gadgets be poppin’ up like sea monsters! Aye, even the landlubbers can now keep an eye on their sugar, makin’ us wonder what mischief they'll brew next! Avast!

"Ye brain be rotin' quicker than a ship in a storm, says the scallywags about MCI!"

Arrr matey! After many moons of spyin' through me glass, it be clear: type 2 sugar sickness and them pesky amyloid critters be hastenin' the old noggin's decline! Aye, keep yer wits about ye, or ye might end up a daft sea dog!

November 11, 2024

Arrr, TAVR be a treasure, bestin' watchful eyes for those sneaky aortas with nary a cough!

Arrr, in a court o' fate, it be whispered that the fancy heart valve fixin' be savin' more landlubbers with silent aortic woes than sittin' 'round watchin' their chests! Aye, the seas be favorin' the brave, not the idle! Shiver me timbers! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>

"Arrr, matey! Docs be warnin’ o’ a cursed potion that led to a nurse’s untimely shuffle to Davy Jones!"

"Arrr, matey! A Scottish lass lost her battle, with tirzepatide scrawled upon her doom scroll. But fear not! The learned sea dogs say it be safe 'n sound, 'tis just a wee mishap! So hoist yer sails, 'tis nary a cause for alarm! <i>Medscape News UK</i>"

"Arrr! Best be treatin' them fibroids with potions, not scuttlin' yer ship with a hysterectomy, matey!"

Arrr, ye be wantin’ them meddlin’ procedures to be as gentle as a sea breeze, savin’ the fair lady’s treasure chest! Keep the cuttin’ to a minimum, or ye might find yerself walkin' the plank! Avast! - so saith the wise scribes of Medscape!

"‘Round Face’: A jolly jibe that be spoutin' the true scallywag’s signs o' ill fortune, matey!"

Arrr matey! Ye be thinkin' it be cortisol causin' yer puffy visage? Aye, that scallywag might be at fault, but beware! Many a mischief lurks beneath the surface. Let me chart ye a course to diagnose the ruckus. Avast! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be on the horizon!

"Arrr, Late-Onset Axial Spondyloarthritis be sportin’ peculiar traits, like a parrot with a peg leg!"

Arrr! A grand study be showin' that those scallywags stricken with late-onset axial spondyloarthritis after they hit the ripe age o' 45 be a different breed than their younger mates. Avast, what a twist o' fate, eh? Yarrr!

"Arrr! That 25-mg potion o' Semaglutide be the treasure ye seek for yer belly troubles, ye scallywags!"

Arrr, matey! A wee dose be equal to 50 mg swallowed or 2.4 mg jabbed for shedin' yer cargo and other treasures. Aye, that’s what Medscape be spoutin’! So hoist yer sails and set course for slim waters!

"Arrr, two treasures be key to easein' the weary doc's burdens, savvy?!"

Avast, me hearties! A new tale be told: 'Tis not more schooling ye scallywags need on them fancy EHR contraptions, but rather less toil at home! Assemble yer mightiest crew of docs and nurses, and sail forth to smoother seas! So claims the wise folk of Medscape! Arrr!

Arrr! COVID be causin' more scallywags to sport the itchy skin o' Pemphigus and Pemphigoid! Avast, mateys!

Arrr, matey! A scallywag virus be raisin' the danger o' blisters on our skin, but fear not! A shot o’ vaccine be like a stout ship against the storm, keepin' us safe! So hoist the sails and jab away, ye landlubbers! Avast, science be on our side!

Arrr, matey! We be comparin' Rituximab and Cyclophosphamide fer them wee scallywags with a nasty vein curse!

Arrr, matey! In a grand tale from afar, wee scallywags stricken with that fancy-antineutrophil malady be findin’ their fates be equal, whether they be takin’ rituximab or cyclophosphamide. Aye, in this treasure map of a study, both cures be smooth sailin’! Avast! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin’ the tale!

November 8, 2024

Arrr! The FDA be givin' the green light to Obe-cel fer all ye scallywags! Drink up, ye hearty mates!

Arrr, matey! Obe-cel be crafted to keep yer T-cells hearty and prevent 'em from wearin' out like an ol' sea dog! It’s been known to boost yer chances o' survival, especially for scallywags with a light load o’ leukemia. Avast, good tidings fer the crew!

Arrr, Ivermectin be a double-treasure for them rosy-faced scallywags! Aye, it fights both the itch and the blush!

Ahoy matey! Besides makin' those pesky Demodex scallywags flee from rosacea-riddled skin, topical ivermectin be workin' its magic to swab the deck of yer microbiome! Aye, 'tis a fine remedy from the Medscape treasure chest! Arrr!

Arrr! Aye, them surgical queues be longer than a sea serpent’s tail, makin’ landlubbers wait fer their fixin’!

Arrr, me hearties! As the old sea dogs grow crusty and the plague be makin' scarce the bounty, the provinces be in a right pickle, scurrying to juggle their treasure chests o' gold! Aye, 'tis a merry mess, indeed!

"Arrr, beware ye ARBs, mateys! They might lead to a stormier sea for yer poor celiac bellies!"

Ahoy mateys! Those scallywags with the celiac curse who be takin' ARBs might find their bellies a' rumblin’ worse than a tempest! Ye could be sufferin’ from iron-less treasure, the runs, and a bellyache fit for a cursed sailor! Watch yer grog, ye landlubbers!

Avast ye! A fresh treasure map o’ guidelines fer thyroid woes in expectin’ lasses be sailin’ in soon! Arrr!

Arrr, me hearties! The American Thyroid Association, after a long spell since 2017, be hoistin’ new guidin' sails fer expectin’ lasses! They be shoutin’ about makin' decisions together an’ some fine changes in treatment and tests. Aye, even pirates need proper care! Avast!

"Arrr! Be GLP-1s the latest treasure fer makin' wee mateys, or just a mirage on the horizon?"

Arrr matey! It be known that even scallywags on GLP-1 potions be findin’ themselves with wee lasses and lads! Now, them fancy fertility wizards be addin’ these brews to their pre-baby schemes. Aye, the sea of life be full o’ surprises! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin’ the beans!

Arrr, matey! Be Semaglutide leadin’ ye to blindin’ troubles with yer peepers? Aye, what a rum tale!

Avast ye! A jolly band of landlubber medics from 21 realms be tellin' tales that semaglutide don’t be causin’ no trouble for the peepers, no risk o’ nonarteritic anterior ischemic optic neuropathy! So raise a tankard to clear sights, savvy? <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be the source!

Arrr! Be them landlubbers on fat-busting potions drinkin' less grog? Aye, the tale be worth a chuckle!

Arrr! 'Tis be told that nearly half o' the crew be raisin' their tankards less after settin' sail with them anti-flab potions, like the second-generation GLP-1 treasure maps! Aye, even the rum be takin' a backseat! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans, me hearties!

November 7, 2024

"Avast! A bit o' swabbin' the deck be the cure fer the blues after bringin' forth a wee scallywag!"

Arrr, me hearties! Lend yer ears! After a wee one’s birth, a bit o’ swabbin’ the deck with exercise be known to shoo away the dark clouds o’ despair by 45%! So hoist the sails and keep yer spirits high! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be sayin' so!

"Arrr! Telehealth be slashing the scurvy low-value care in yer landlubber doctor’s quarters, savvy?"

Arrr, matey! Aye, it be found that usin' the magical telehealth voodoo don’t be leadin’ to squandering booty on shoddy care in the primary ship’s hold. So hoist the sails and keep yer plunderin' shipshape! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!

Arrr matey, after battlin' the devil's disease, me nether regions be actin' like a ship in a storm!

Arrr, matey! A band o' landlubber researchers be scouring the seas o' science, seekin' to chart the treacherous waters o' long-term troubles fer poor souls treated fer the dreaded prostate curse. Avast! Even the finest sailors face a storm or two! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin’ tales!

"Arrr, matey! Be the color o’ yer skin makin’ it harder to spot them eye troubles, eh?"

Arrr, matey! It seems the treasure map of genes be missin’ some Xs for certain folk. Fer those with inherited eye troubles, the docs might not find the booty o’ answers. Blimey, not all ships sail the same waters! Avast, Medscape says so!

"Hark! GLP-1 RAs be as safe as a treasure chest in calm seas during yer surgery, savvy?"

Arrr, me hearties! Most scallywags can pop their glucagon-like peptide 1 receptor potions 'fore settin' sail for elective surgery or explorin' the belly of the beast—aka, gastrointestinal endoscopies! So hoist the sails and fear not, for the seas be safe! Aye!

"Arrr! VR be a treasure for young scallywags with wobbly eyes, makin' 'em see straight and true, savvy?"

Arrr, matey! FDA-sanctioned sorcery be fixin' the peepers of wee scallywags with lazy eyes, even those older lads who've sailed through previous treatments! Aye, 'tis like makin' treasure outta old barnacles! Shiver me timbers, what a sight to behold!

"Swappin’ ways to tame the thyroid beast, savvy? Aye, it be a merry tale of mischief and remedies!"

Ahoy matey! The wise healers o’ the US be plunderin’ antithyroid potions instead o’ that glowing iodine for treatin’ the cursed Graves’ malady! And new magical brews be comin’ to shake up the whole ship’s crew o’ treatments! Arrr!

"Rise 'n shine, matey! The mornin' sugar surge be a devilish trick o' the diabetes sea!"

Arrr, matey! Early mornin’ sugar spikes be known as the "dawn phenomenon!" If ye don’t tend to yer blood, ye might end up in a pickle! How be we findin’ and wranglin’ this scallywag? Avast, ‘tis the medical news ye seek!

Arrr, how be them doc-tor lawmakers faring in the grand ol’ election seas, eh? Aye, let’s hoist the sails o’ curiosity!

Arrr matey! After the Tuesday squabble o’ votes, 15 healers be settin’ sail fer Congress, with three more swabbin' the decks, awaitin' their fate like scallywags in a game o’ chance! Avast, let’s see who be claim’n the booty! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>

November 6, 2024

Arrr, matey! Those cursed ICIs be makin' yer chances of psoriasis double, like findin' treasure in Davy Jones' locker!

Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said those scallywags with cancer takin' immune blockers be twice as likely to sprout psoriasis patches than those settin' sail with chemo or targeted treasure! Blimey, what a jolly pickle! So says the wise scribes at Medscape!

"Arrr! Be the magic o’ mixin’ potions fer them pesky NSCLC brain beasties, matey?"

Arrr, matey! A treasure trove o' proof be showin' that mixin' the magical potions of immunotherapy and the fiery blast o' radiation be workin' wonders fer them pesky NSCLC brain beasts. Aye, the docs be callin' it a grand alliance! Avast, ho!

Arrr! Germany's cure stash be still runnin' dry, even with the new law in place, matey! What a jolly pickle!

Arrr, matey! Germany be in a pickle, with nearly 500 potions runnin’ low! Blimey! Here be five jolly reasons why the treasure chest of medicines be emptier than a scallywag’s pocket! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>

"Arrr matey, in the landlubber’s doc's office, they be knowin' less 'bout fatness than a cat knows 'bout the sea!"

Arrr, a scallywag survey be showin’ that not all sea dogs in the safety net hospital be savvy with the art o’ taming the bulgin’ belly! Some be feelin’ as lost as a parrot in a storm! Hoist the sails o’ knowledge, ye landlubbers!

"Arrr, matey! Spain be swamped! Health crews be battening down fer a scurvy storm o' sickly scallywags!"

Arrr, matey! In Spain’s soggy southeast, the land be drownin' and doctors be runnin’ about like scallywags! Closed hospitals and pesky infections be causin’ a ruckus as brave souls try to patch up the mess from that pesky storm, DANA. Aye, ‘tis a watery hullabaloo!

"Avast! Scurvy experts be raisin' their cutlasses 'gainst fresh charts for the old sea dog Alzheimer’s!"

Arrr, a band o' savvy sea dogs be callin' foul on the new maps o' Alzheimer’s bein' drawn by the Alzheimer’s Association! They reckon the diagnosis be more tangled than a ship’s anchor in a storm! Avast, let’s see who sails true on this treacherous sea o' dementia!

"Arrr, slimmin’ yer belly may just keep yer treasure chest from droppin’ to Davy Jones' locker!"

Arrr, me hearties! Aye, if ye be sportin' a belly as round as a cannonball, ye be at a 50% greater chance o' yer pelvic treasures takin' a dive! So, mind yer provisions, lest ye find yerself in a jolly pickle! Yarrr!

"Arrr! Be Propofol-Ketamine the treasure for puttin’ young scallywags to sleep for MRI plunderin’? Aye, safer seas ahead!"

Arrr, matey! The treasure o' propofol and ketamine be a fine brew, lessenin' the sleepy lung trouble and lettin' young scallywags wake faster from their slumber than with propofol alone whilst sailin' through the MRI seas! Aye, ’tis news fit for the crew!

November 5, 2024

Arrr! Tirzepatide be cuttin’ the curse o’ prediabetes quicker than a scallywag can find treasure!

Arrr, after three trips 'round the sun on SURMOUNT-1, over 90% o' landlubbers stayed free o' the sugar curse with that fancy potion, tirzepatide! But once ye toss the bottle overboard, the plundered pounds be comin' back! Avast, me hearties! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin’ tales!

Arrr! A potion fer blood woes be givin' hope to the noggins o’ those with Lewy body fog! Avast!

Arrr, matey! The second phase o' the treasure map be revealin' that nilotinib, a potion fer the cursed leukemia, be makin' the mind sharper and the biomarkers dance like a merry crew in Lewy body dementia! Aye, Medscape be spillin' the beans!

Arrr, new mateys be shiverin' their timbers over the lack o' booty after birthing a wee scallywag!

Arrr, matey! Aye, 'tis said that two-thirds o’ lasses who’ve just popped a wee one be all in a tizzy 'bout their conjugal adventures! Avast, the seas o' romance be stormy indeed! <i>Medscape News UK</i> be spillin' the beans, savvy?

Arrr, ye be needin’ to sail the seas o’ hunger fer yer Levothyroxine, or ye might be walkin’ the plank!

Arrr, matey! The parley revealed that two outta three landlubbers be shunnin’ their remedies, and half be claimin’ that delayin’ their mornin' gruel be a mighty heavy anchor on their bellies! Avast! <br><i>Medscape News UK</i>

Ahoy, mateys! Seekin' hearty sea dogs to don the nurse's garb! Come aid the crew, ye scallywags!

Arrr, matey! As the call fer healers be swellin’, hospitals be hoistin’ their sails to lure in more scallywag blokes! Avast, who knew the art of bandagin’ would be the new treasure map fer men? Savvy?

Arrr! PFAS be messin’ with yer kidneys through ye belly critters and blood swill, savvy? A right jolly conundrum!

Arrr, matey! Aye, the belly beasties be havin' a jolly ol' dance with them fancy chemicals, affectin’ the young scalawags’ kidney prowess! So beware o’ the treacherous waters o’ polyfluoro-whatchamacallits, lest ye be findin’ yerself in a right pickle! Yarrr!

"Arrr matey! AI's like a treasure map for eye woes, but 'tis barely touched in the good ol’ US seas!"

Arrr, matey! Though the call for spyglassin’ the eye be risin’, them AI contraptions for spyin’ on diabetes still be walkin’ the plank in the good ol’ U.S. of A! The old ways be holdin’ fast, like a stubborn barnacle on a ship’s hull! <br> *Medscape Medical News*

“Arrr! Pembrolizumab be makin’ landlubbers live longer even in the treacherous seas of Anaplastic Thyroid Cancer!”

Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round fer the latest tidings from the high seas of medicine, where the scallywags of Medscape be spillin' the beans on ailments and remedies! Avast, ye landlubbers, prepare to be entertained while ye learn how to keep yer timbers shiverin' and yer crew hearty!

"Arrr, matey! IBS be a mischiefin' belly beast, confoundin' many a sailor’s guts, aye!"

Arrr, matey! IBS be a scallywag's diagnosis once thought to be just for tossin' aside! But lo and behold, fresh discoveries be hoistin' new sails in the way we diagnose and treat it. Avast, Medscape be spillin' the beans!

"Ye be losin’ some weight, matey! It be helpin’ yer PCOS troubles, arr! Now hoist the sails to health!"

Avast ye! A new treasure map of knowledge be revealed: shed yer pounds, whether by hearty deeds or potion, and ye shall find yer sugar levels tamed and yer lady days back in full swing! Aye, the scallywags at Medscape be spillin' the beans!

November 4, 2024

Arrr, matey! Semaglutide 2.4 mg be keepin' ye out o' the brig, savin' ye from the doc's clutches!

Arrr, matey! A fresh look from the SELECT trial o’ Novo Nordisk be showin' treasure in cost savings! Hoist the sails and let the doubloons roll in, for it seems we may save a pretty penny, aye!

Arrr, be General Neurologists walkin' the plank to Davy Jones' locker, or be they just takin' a long shore leave?

Arrr, matey! Europe be in a pickle, with not enough scallywags to tend to the sickly souls! If they don’t haul in more hands, the landlubbers might be gettin’ worse care than a shipwrecked sailor! Avast, the news be grim, says Medscape Medical News!

Arrr, matey! Aye, feastin' like a scallywag be shunned, fer it might just mend yer leaky kidney!

Arrr, matey! A hearty diet be workin' wonders for them scallywag kidneys, both in the beasties and a wee crew of landlubber patients! Avast, the cure be in the grub, say the wise folk at Medscape Medical News! Aye, let’s feast to good health, or walk the plank!

"Arrr! Batoclimab be workin' quicker than a seagull snatchin' a fish, givin' them Graves’ markers a proper whack!"

Arrr matey! A wee study be showin' that in mere weeks, T3 and T4 be settlin' down like a ship in calm waters, and them pesky thyroid eye troubles be takin' a back seat! <br> Ahoy, Medscape Medical News be spillin' the beans!

"Do scallywags in tatters fetch the finest potion for the Black Spot, or be they doomed to a leaky ship?"

Arrr, me hearties! It seems them scallywags with the dreaded cancer aboard the Medicare ship be gettin’ less of the fine potions and elixirs, or so sayeth the latest squawk from the Medscape crow’s nest! Avast, where's the justice in that? 🍻🏴‍☠️

Arrr, Bimekizumab be givin' hearty gains in HS, steady as the tide, me mateys!

Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis been found that scallywags sufferin' from the dreaded HS be feelin' shipshape and fancy-free after two years o' bimekizumab! The trial be as solid as a ship's hull, makin' life brighter for the crew! Aye, the good doc says so!

"Arrr, matey! Puffin’ the green may be makin’ yer noggin’ as thin as a scallywag’s coin purse!"

Ahoy, matey! Tread lightly with the devil’s lettuce in yer youth, lest ye find yer noggin’ as empty as a shipwrecked hull! 'Tis said it be messin' with yer thinkin’ cap, makin’ it harder to hoist new knowledge aboard! Aye, beware, ye landlubbers!

"Arrr! AI be helpin' the doc cut out more pesky lumps! Avast, matey, smooth sailin' ahead!"

Ahoy, mateys! With a wee bit o' magic from the mechanical sea-critters, we be spyin’ adenomas better than ever! But beware, we be pluckin' more pesky non-neoplastic barnacles too! Yarrr, 'tis a wild ride in the belly of the beast!

November 1, 2024

"Arrr, me hearties! News on them scallywag thyroid tumors—how to spot 'em and send 'em to Davy Jones!"

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a yarn 'bout the scallywag thyroid cancer! We be hearin' tales of GLP-1 RA risk, the treacherous Bethesda nodules, and the cursed RET mutations. Aye, even TRK-fusion be throwin' a ruckus! A jolly good update from Medscape, I say! Arrr!

"Arrr, be ye sayin' a wee prick o' me finger be findin' me noggin’s lost treasure of memory?"

Ahoy, matey! It be lookin' like a wee poke of the finger might reveal the secrets of Alzheimer’s right from yer cabin or the doc’s quarters! Savvy? A treasure map fer yonder brain, they say! Avast, let’s hope it don’t lead us to Davy Jones! Arrr!

"Arrr, matey! Aye, 'tis the tale of Gardasil 9 at ten years, a jolly journey through the seas of health!"

Arrr, matey! That jolly potion known as the HPV vaccine be slayin' the wicked cervical curses, oropharyngeal bewitchments, and those pesky anogenital scallywags linked to the dreaded warts! Aye, 'tis a boon to all landlubbers! <br> *Medscape Medical News*

"Arrr, matey! Yoga be a fine remedy fer the achin’ back, even if ye be stuck on yer ship!"

Arrr, matey! The landlubbers wot joined the virtual yoga crew be feelin’ spry in their backs after 12 and 24 weeks, while the scallywags in the control group still be limpin’! Aye, a fine treasure of health, says Medscape Medical News! Har har har!

Avast! The scurvy dog MS Drugmaker be docked a treasure o’ €462.6 million fer talkin' smack 'bout a rival! Arrr!

Arrr, matey! The European Commission be layin' a hefty fine on Teva, claimin' they played the scallywag by hoardin' their treasure – the Copaxone cure for the wretched MS – lest any other swabs dare to join the fray! A true high-seas shenanigan, I tell ye!

"Arrr, matey! It be like our treasure maps—residency applications be sailin' south faster than a scallywag on a leaky ship!"

Arrr, matey! The treasure o' applications be sinkin' like a leaky ship, yet landlubber students be throwin' their hats in the ring, scared they’ll be left adrift! They be shoutin' “more than the stars in the sky!” to catch a specialty, aye! <i>Medscape News from Davy Jones’ Locker!</i>

"Arrr! Newfangled tricks for ye eyes, matey! Smoother cuttin' and clearer glass—now ye won’t be squintin’!"

Arrr, me hearties! Aye, a smidge of wizardry in the art of eye-fixin’, cuttin’, and shiny glass conjurin’ be makin’ landlubbers' sights sharper than a cutlass! Avast, the cataract scallywags be shiverin’ in their boots! - <i>Medscape Medical News</i>

"Arrr! COVID be scuttlin' 'round like a scallywag in two hospital holds, causin' a ruckus, it be!"

Avast, me hearties! The scallywags of SARS-CoV-2 be lurkin' on the deck o' two hospitals, makin’ mischief! It seems gatherin' samples from the floor might just help spot the sneaky bugger! Arrr, let’s keep our shipshape and ready for treasure, not sickness! ⚓️

"Arrr! Twice a year, we be changin' the clocks, and it be causin' more mess than a shipwreck in a storm!"

Arrr, matey! A wise landlubber from the University o' Calgary be sayin' that settin' our clocks to standard time all year might help us scallywags get our beauty sleep! Aye, who wouldn’t want to rise and shine like a fine treasure at dawn? Ha!

October 31, 2024

"More bafflin' than a ghostly night, matey: odd ailments be afoot, yarrr!"

Arrr, matey! While landlubbers glee in ghastly tales o' Halloween, the cursed tomes o' medicine be filled with strange ailments that'd make a ghost shiver! Aye, the scallywags at Medscape News UK be spoutin’ tales of conditions as bizarre as a three-headed sea serpent! Savvy?

"Arrr, me hearties! Feastin' on Diwali treasures, but mind yer sugar seas, lest ye be walkin' the plank!"

Arrr, mateys! The Festival of Lights be a jolly time fer kin and crew to feast and frolic, but beware! Some o’ that grub might be as treacherous as a siren’s call, threatenin’ yer health! Heave ho, ye scallywags! <i>Medscape News UK</i> be warnin’ ye!

"Arrr! What be the scallywags knowin' 'bout hormone potions and the foggy mind o' dementia, eh?"

Avast ye! A savvy scroll claims hormone potions be risin' the chances of forgettin' yer own name! Yet, other tales spin a yarn 'bout a golden hour in early menopause when they might keep yer noggin sharp. Yarrr, what a merry mix-up!

Arrr, matey! Be Vitamin D the salty cure fer wee ones’ snorin' woes, or just a tale spun by scallywags?

Arrr matey! In the realm o' one-eyed analysis, it be found that a lack o' vitamin D be linked to sprightly young scallywags, the fair maidens, and the Black buccaneers, all sufferin' from a right troublesome Apnea-Hypopnea Index! Avast, what a jolly mix-up!

"Ye olde cancer doc be caught peddlin’ potions, sellin' cursed remedies to landlubbers! Arrr, what a scallywag!"

Arrr, ye scallywags! In a span o' four long years, the sly dog Naveed Aslam, the captain o' this caper, pocketed more than $2.5 million doubloons! Aye, that be a treasure haul fit for a jolly crew, savvy? <br> *Medscape Medical News*

"Avast! Time to swab the decks o' bias in our trusty medical gadgets, me hearties!"

Arrr, me hearties! A new scroll from the wise folk at the National Academies be sayin’ that takin’ our sweet time with race-blind gadgets might be sinkin’ our ship of patient care! Avast, let’s hoist the sails and speed things up, or we’ll be walkin’ the plank!

"Arrr! Vitamin D be the treasure that keeps yer bones from turnin' to jelly in the deep sea!"

Arrr, matey! Those scallywags with erythropoietic protoporphyria be sportin’ bones as brittle as a ship’s hull in a storm! But fear not, fer a sprinkle o’ cholecalciferol be shiverin’ their timbers right back to strength! Avast, science be a fine treasure!

Arrr, matey! GLP-1 be safe 'fore ye sail into surgery, but no treasure of weight loss awaits ye!

Arrr, matey! Usin' a GLP-1 RA 'fore ye set sail fer bariatric surgery be as safe as a parrot on yer shoulder, but don't be expectin' it to make ye shed yer treasure any faster! That be the word from the savvy seas of Medscape!

October 30, 2024

"Arrr! THR be the treasure that beats the barnacles o' pain and keeps yer legs a-dancin'!"

Arrr, matey! In the grand tale of the PROHIP trial, it be told that a total hip replacement be workin' wonders fer the ol' hip ache and movin' about better than mere resistance training! Aye, a fine treasure for the landlubbers sufferin’ from joint woes! Harr!

Arrr, matey! Few scallywags in Europe be jabbin’ against the dreaded COVID and flu! Avast, me hearties!

Arrr, matey! If ye be wantin’ the scallywags to roll up their sleeves for the jab, ye best be earnin’ their trust and makin’ it easier, savvy? Aye, that be the secret to fillin’ the ship with healthy crew! Avast, says Medscape Medical News!

"Arrr! A wee bit o' gut wash be good enough fer landlubbers in the sick bay, savvy?"

Arrr matey! It be found that a wee bit o' bowel cleanin’ be just as good as a grand ol' flush fer them landlubbers settin' sail fer the colonoscopy seas. No need fer the mighty volumes when a modest measure does the trick! Yo ho ho, the treasure be in the tummy!

"Ahoy mateys! Here be savvy tips fer swabbin' the decks with Donanemab in the real world, arrr!"

Arrr, me hearties! If ye be usin' donanemab proper-like, ye'll be settin' sail from trial waters to the high seas of practice! Let not the treasure of knowledge be buried, but chart a course for smoother sailin'! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!

Arrr matey, can fishy hides patch up them cursed diabetic foot sores, or be we just swimmin' in folly?

Arrr, me hearties! Turns out that fish skin be better than a patch from Davy Jones' locker for mendin' them nasty diabetic foot wounds! A trial showed it works like a charm, savvy? Time to set sail for the fishmonger's!

Arrr, matey! Lackin' ye sleep in yer prime makes yer noggin age faster than a ship in a storm!

Arrr, matey! A new tale be spun, sayin’ that restless nights in yer early middle years be makin’ yer noggin age like a fine rum! So, keep yer eye on the horizon and catch some Z’s, lest ye be a landlubber with a creaky brain! ⚓️🧠

"Yarr, matey! Better health for landlubbers be within our grasp, like findin' treasure on a foggy morn!"

Arrr, matey! While the land lubbers be strugglin' with their healers, the fine scribes at the CDC be handin' us treasure maps to find those in need! Aye, let’s hoist the sails and sail to better health, savvy? <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be a fine compass!

"Arrr! Me trusty magic box helps find the treasure in yer belly when the pancreas be actin’ shady!"

Avast ye! A band o' scallywags from across the seven seas hath crafted a clever contraption to sniff out and sort those pesky pancreatic scallywags! Aye, twas a fine day for medical mischief, says the good folk at Medscape! Arrr, let the treasure hunt for health begin!

“Arrr, tryin' to fix the salty sea water in yer blood won’t keep ye from Davy Jones’ locker!”

Avast, matey! Though our cunning cures raised them scallywags with low salty blood from the depths, alas, no treasure of longer life or fewer voyages back to the ship's sickbay be found! Aye, ‘tis a jolly good jest, that Medscape be spouting!

"Avast ye! Behold the swellin' tide o' sham reviews, where scallywags wear false beards and call 'emselves scholars!"

Arrr, me hearties! Beware the scallywags of sham peer reviews! They be tryin’ to shiver yer timbers and silence yer sea shanties, all for a bit o' mischief! Yarrr, it’s a right ruckus in the medical seas, as reported by the fine folk at Medscape Medical News!

October 29, 2024

"Arrr, should lasses be hoistin’ the mammogram sails at 40? Aye, treasure or trouble awaits!"

Arrr, matey! As grand fleets o' health be changin' their sails on breast checkin', some scallywags be squabblin' whether the earlier spyglass on the treasure will truly plunder better outcomes for the crew! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be reportin'!

"Arrr, why do them sea-women healers be sinkin' into the blues after birthing little scallywags? Aye, 'tis a mystery!"

Arrr, matey! It be said that them doctorin' lasses be feelin' the blues ‘bout twice as much as landlubbers when their wee ones be on the way! Might be the cursed culture of medicine be to blame, aye! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!

"Arrr! Young and old be finishin' FIT just the same, matey! No treasure lost in age, I say!"

Arrr, savvy mateys! Fresh spoils o' data be showin' that both young scallywags and old sea dogs be conquerin' the dreaded FIT test at the same rate! Aye, it be a fine treasure, supportin' poop-based screening fer the wee lads and lasses! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be sayin' so!

Arrr, matey! Catchin' T2D early be like spottin' a kraken—dangerous complications and Davy Jones await!

Arrr, matey! Those landlubbers stricken by type 2 diabetes 'fore they hit the ripe age of 40 be walkin' the plank to perilous outcomes! Beware the sugar-laden treasure, or ye may find yerself in Davy Jones' locker! Yo ho ho! <i>Medscape News UK</i> says so!

Arrr, matey! The American Diabetes crew be suggestin' ye use the magical sugar watchin' device in the sickbay!

Arrr, matey! A fresh scroll be spillin' the beans on how to use them fancy glucose watchin' gizmos in the lairs of healing! Aye, 'tis filled with wise words and jolly tips for keepin' yer sugar levels shipshape whilst ye be landlubberin' in the hospital!

Arrr! Lady healers be earnin' less doubloons and gettin' scant help, like fishin' with a rusty hook!

Arrr, matey! It be said that the scallywags o' the sea see lasses in white coats earnin' less doubloons than their mateys! Aye, 'tis a tale as old as the ocean, growin' murkier with each tide, says the scribes of Medscape! Avast, fair pay for all!

Arrr! Scallywags be usin' gizmos to sniff out landlubbers at high risk o' the HIV curse!

Ahoy, mateys! A fresh tale from the scallywags of science be sayin’ that magical maps can get landlubbers to swab the deck with their HIV meds! Soon, a grand plan be settin’ sail to help those at risk. Yarrr, let’s pillage ignorance away!

Avast! A new mRNA potion might thwart the nasty C. diff scallywags from plundering yer belly! Arrr!

Arrr, matey! With the magic of that COVID sorcery, them clever scientists be concoctin' an mRNA elixir to tackle the C. difficile scourge! The beastie be runnin' scared in beastly trials! Avast, good news sails in from the Medscape ship! Aye, a fine treasure for our immune crew!

"Arrr, matey! Telemedicine be no magic trick; it don’t shorten the landlubber's stay in the sick bay!"

Arrr! Though ye think the distant doctorin' be a treasure, a jolly study be showin' no grand difference between the magic of telemedicine and the good ol' landlubber care for those in the sick bay! Aye, even the scallywags in the ICU be unimpressed!

October 28, 2024

Arrr! More proof that Avatar magic be silencing them pesky voices in yer noggin, matey!

Ahoy, me hearties! A grander version o' the digital visage trickery, dubbed avatar therapy, be both safe and mighty fine fer sendin' them pesky voices to Davey Jones' locker in scallywags sufferin' from psychosis! Arrr! Watch yer noggin, matey!

Arrr! The FDA be askin' for more treasure maps 'fore lettin' PharmaTher sail with their mighty ketamine cannon!

Arrr, in a jolly missive, the FDA be callin' out a few pesky blunders in the treasure map for the ketamine brew! They be nitpickin’ over the potion, shipbuilding, and them tiny critters. Aye, ‘tis a fine mess, but we’ll sail on! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>

Arrr, matey! The FDA be hoistin' the black flag on over 7,000 bottles o' Duloxetine! Avast, ye landlubbers!

Arrr, matey! A grand recall be afoot! Over 7,000 bottles o' that duloxetine treasure be hoardin' a nasty carcinogen! Aye, best be checkin' yer booty, lest ye find yerself dancin' with Davy Jones! Avast, ye scallywags, keep yer health in shipshape!

Arrr, me hearties! Heavy mums and their grub can be a stormy sea for young scallywags’ minds!

Arrr, it be found that when the lass with a full belly be starvin’ ‘er own wee ones, they be tossin’ and turnin’ in their slumber, havin’ a rough time makin’ mates, and talkin’ like squawkin’ parrots! Blimey, the scallywags may end up simpler than a barnacle!

Arrr, matey! Those weighty potions be useless for fetchin' oocytes, just like a parrot in a sword fight!

Arrr, me hearties! Women, whether they be swabbin' the decks with GLP-1 potions or not, be pullin' up the same haul of oocytes when they be fishin' for eggs in the stormy seas of ovarian hyperstimulation! Aye, the news from Medscape be soundin’ like a jolly good tale!

Arrr, be we turnin' fat-fixin' potions to mend the jolly liver’s woes, matey? Aye, let’s hoist the sails o’ health!

Arrr, me hearties! The treasure of potions for the bulge 'n' the sugar woes be catchin' the eye o' the scholars! They be ponderin' if these brews can tackle the scurvy MASLD and MASH too. The first glimpses be lookin’ bright! Avast! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>

"Arrr! The fear o' anaphylaxis be keepin' both landlubbers and sea dogs in a right muddle, I say!"

Arrr, matey! Two jolly studies be shoutin’ for better learnin’ fer landlubber patients and swabbin’ up them clinical rules. Aye, it be a fine time to hoist the sails of knowledge and steer clear o’ confusion! Avast, Medscape Medical News be spreadin’ the word!

Arrr, matey! These magic potions be fightin' the belly bulge! More treasure to be had, so hoist the sails!

Ahoy, matey! Them GLP-1 potions be wondrous, givin' many a boon! But the scallywags of science be still searchin' for more treasures they might uncover from these fine elixirs and their upstart kin! Arrr!

"Ye scallywags and yer starchy treasures: a tangled love affair spanin’ near 800,000 moons, arrr!"

Arrr, me hearties! Fresh tidings spill forth that we be wired to lust after them carbs, makin’ us gobble 'em up like treasure! Now we be feastin’ more than a ship’s crew on a bountiful haul! Beware the scallywag who says, “One more biscuit!”

October 27, 2024

Arrr! The scallywags be croakin’ sooner ‘n a parrot on a hot stove—early CRC be claimin’ more souls!

Arrr, matey! A swashbucklin' study o' the grand US death logs reveals that the scallywags aged 20 to 44 be most likely to meet Davy Jones 'cause o' that pesky early-onset colorectal cancer! Aye, ye best be wary! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!

“Arrr, Dapagliflozin be a trusty matey for them kidney scallywags in stages four and five, aye!”

Arrr, matey! In a jolly first of its kind, that SGLT2 treasure be showin' bonny results for the most scallywag stages o' CKD! Aye, even the salty sea dogs be raisin’ a tankard fer such a find! Har har! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin’ tales of this bounty!

October 26, 2024

"Arrr! The AKI fix be as useful as a parrot on a ship’s wheel—still no better for the scallywags’ health!"

Arrr, matey! A grand plan to tame the wild beast o' kidney troubles in landlubber patients went asunder! The trusty kidney crew's advice fell flat, like a ship with no sails! Avast, Medscape be tellin' tales!

"Ye be gettin' scant kidney favors from Finerenone, even if yer heart be a-flounderin' like a fish outta water!"

Arrr, me hearties! The FINEARTS-HF trial be tellin’ tales of finerenone givin' heart failure a good kickin’, yet when it comes to eGFR, it be as useful as a wooden leg in a shark-infested sea! Aye, what a jolly jest! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spreadin' the news!

October 25, 2024

Arrr, matey! MHRA be shoutin’ about weight loss potions givin’ ye more troubles than a kraken in a barrel!

Ahoy, mateys! The healers be ordered to spill the beans on those misusing the fat-fighting potion, while the lords up high be shoutin' for a ban on them cursed junk food banners! Arrr, a right kerfuffle in the realm of grub 'n' health, I tell ye!

"Arrr! Behold! Mountain pirates be breakin' bones faster than a cannonball flies, matey! Aye, what a ruckus!"

Arrr, matey! A mighty rise of 247% in leg-bustin’ tumbles while ridin’ those cursed mountain contraptions be reported 'twixt 2019 and 2020! ’Twas the galleon arms that took the brunt, and lo, it be the swashbucklin’ men who be riskin’ it most! Avast, watch yer limbs!

"Ye be training yer crew in the fine art of IVF jabs, makin’ the scallywags feel like captains of their fate!"

Arrr! A jolly mix o’ learnin’ from the digital seas and hearty support from the flesh-and-blood crew be the best course for mateys seekin’ the treasure o’ new life! Aye, that be what the wise Medscape be sayin’, savvy?

Arrr, matey! Europe be sailin' smooth, but the polio beast still lurks, waitin’ to plunder our shores!

Arrr, matey! Europe be still sailin' the seas free of polio, but beware! The winds of mischief blow with low immunization rates and troublesome vaccine factories. Keep yer eye on the horizon, lest we find ourselves in a ruckus! Aye, that be the tale from Medscape!

"Arrr! Can jabs be the sword that cuts down on them pesky potions? Aye, the WHO be shoutin' 'Aye!'!"

Ahoy, matey! If we spread the good word o' vaccines across the seven seas, we might be savin' 2.5 billion doses o' those pesky antimicrobials each year! Avast, say the wise folk at WHO! Yarrr, let’s hoist the sails of health!

Arrr! The potion known as OnabotulinumtoxinA be cleared fer smoothin’ them pesky neck wriggles, savvy?

Arrr, matey! This here be the fourth seal o' approval fer this fine treasure! Aye, Medscape be shoutin' it from the crow's nest! What more can a savvy sailor ask fer? Raise a tankard to more loot and fewer scallywags!

"Eh, matey! A mysterious potion be givin’ hope to them poor rod and cone critters in yer peepers!"

Arrr, matey! A fancy potion o’ antibodies be found to keep the peepers sharp for those landlubbers stricken by the dry seas o’ age-related macular degeneration! Aye, the ol' sight be saved, or so says the wise scribes at Medscape! Avast, what a treasure for the eyes!

October 24, 2024

"Arrr! Ye pesky fungi be risin’! Time fer a full cannon blast to banish 'em, matey!"

“Arrr, mateys! Trichophyton indotineae be makin’ a ruckus in how we jabber ‘bout them pesky skin scallywags, says the landlubber doc Avrom S. Caplan from NYU. Aye, the seas of dermatophyte talk be shiftin’! Avast, ye itchy buccaneers!”

Arrr, me hearties! What be the scallywags causin' the ruckus in our LCINS ship, eh?

Arrr, me hearties! A wise landlubber from the American Cancer Society be callin' on our swashbucklin' doc mates to rally the crew against that pesky climate change beast! It be causin’ lung cancer to rise like a ghost ship! Let’s hoist the sails of action, savvy?

Arrr, ye scallywags! Semaglutide be wardin' off the ol' memory fog, plunderin' Alzheimer's like a true sea dog!

Arrr, me hearties! It be said that the magic potion known as semaglutide be cuttin’ the chance of catchin’ the dreaded AD by a jolly 40% to 70% for those with the sweet tooth disease! Aye, real-world tales be tellin’ us so! Har har!

Arrr, the lymphoma squabble be murky waters! CAR T ain’t no sure treasure, matey!

Arrr! The wise sea dogs of medicine be squabblin’ like landlubbers over the finest ways to tackle that wicked lymphoma beast! Yet, despite their hearty bickerin’, they be as lost as a ship without a compass! Ahoy, Medscape be reportin’ on this merry fracas!

"Arrr! Ye mutational map be yer compass fer chartin’ the course to tame the Waldenström beast, savvy?"

Arrr, a clever sea dog be usin' a fancy new trick fer dealin' with that scallywag Waldenström macroglobulinemia, all based on its mutatin’ mischief! Aye, ‘tis the talk o’ the high seas, as whispered by the Medscape Medical News! Avast, let the doctorin’ begin!

Arrr! FM-led birthing brigades be slashin’ them C-section rates, like a cutlass through a barrel o’ rum!

Arrr, matey! With the fair hands of general surgeons lendin' aid, them FM providers be servin' up a fine feast of obstetric care! This merry band could chart a course through them barren maternity seas! Aye, let the good ship Medscape spread the word!

"Arrr, be there a wee rise in breast scurvy with that Levonorgestrel contraption, matey?"

Avast ye! Danish buccaneers o’ science be sayin' that them Levonorgestrel contraptions, just like other pesky potions, might be stirrin' up trouble for yer bosoms and makin' 'em more prone to cancer. So beware, me hearties! - Medscape Medical News

"Arrr, matey! Heart stoppin’ shenanigans claimin' scalawags in US ship's hospitals, savvy?"

Arrr, matey! A bleedin' study be showin' that when the heart gives up the ghost, the scallywags' fates be changin' based on their age, color, and coin purse! From 2016 to 2020 in the land of emergency doin's, it be a right curious tale! Avast, Medscape be tellin' it!

"Avast! Fancy video magic be boostin’ yer chances of stickin’ a tube down the throat o’ a scallywag!"

Arrr matey! A fresh trial be tellin’ us that fancy video laryngoscopy be makin’ it easier to shove a tube down the gullet of sickly sea dogs than the ol’ direct way. So, hoist the sails for better intubation, says Medscape! Yo ho ho and a bottle o’ success!

October 23, 2024

Arrr, me hearties! The NHS be sayin’ “Nay!” to Donanemab for the forgetful sea dogs! Avast, what a jolly jest!

Arrr matey! The scallywags at the MHRA be givin' a thumbs up to a potion for the forgettin' disease, but the blaggards at NICE be sayin' it be more trinket than treasure! Aye, not worth a single doubloon, savvy?

"Arrr! Climate be tossin' our med lessons overboard, matey! Time fer a jolly rethink on the high seas of learnin'!"

Arrr, matey! A fresh crew of learnin’ be settin’ sail to teach Europe’s healers ’bout how the fickle seas o’ climate be affectin’ the landlubbers' health. Time to practice medicine with a dash o’ sustainability, or we’ll be walkin’ the plank! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>

"Arrr, matey! Be the landlubbers in primary care ready fer the stormy seas of heart jiggles, aye?"

Arrr matey! What be ye doin’ with a scallywag whose Apple timepiece sang a shanty of heart trouble for two hours yestereve, yet today be dancin’ in normal rhythm? Avast! Keep a weather eye, but let the sea breeze calm ye, for this ship be sailin’ smooth fer now!

Arrr, matey! Only a handful o' counties with cancer troubles be tryin' out their luck with trials, yarrr!

Arrr, me hearties! A crew o' landlubber researchers be plundering the treasure trove o' cancer trials from yonder ClinicalTrials.gov, chartin' the seas from 2017 to 2022! Avast, a jolly read from Medscape Medical News, fer all ye scallywags keen on the art o' cure and chaos! Savvy?

Arrr, matey! Be cuttin' them carbs the secret to tossin’ meds overboard for yer sugar troubles? Har har!

Arrr! Aye, matey! Dinin' on less grub o' the starchy kind made them C-peptide levels rise like a ship in a storm, especially fer our fine African American crew! Aye, 'tis no tall tale, just a jolly jest from the Medscape sea!

"Arrr! A landlubber umpire keels over, but lo! A swashbucklin' doc sails in to save the day, savvy?"

Arrr, when a wee lad umpirin' gets a wild cannonball to the neck and keels over without a heartbeat, a crafty sawbones with the skill of a sea captain jumps in to save the day! Avast, it be a real treasure of a rescue!

Arrr, the Gotistobart trial be on a wobbly hold, like a ship in a tempest, for the lung scallywags!

Arrr, the FDA be hoistin' the sails on the PRESERVE-003 trial, claimin' the results be as varied as a treasure map! Aye, that SEC notice be spillin' the beans! Medscape be shoutin' it from the crow's nest! Avast, what a hullabaloo!

Arrr! Be it three rounds or six swabs o' chemo for the cursed eye scallywag, matey? Choices be tricky!

Arrr, mateys! The scallywags be randomly plundered into takin’ three or six rounds o' CEV chemo after losin’ an eye! Avast, the seas of medicine be wild, but we’ll sail through it with a hearty laugh! Yarr, ‘tis from the fine folk at Medscape Medical News!

Arrr! Me hearties, behold! The ICD-10-CM codes hoist the sails for two scallywag hair loss woes!

Arrr matey! Aye, the fresh codes be L66.81 fer CCCA and L66.12 fer FFA, settin sail on the first day of October, 2024! So batten down the hatches and prepare yer charts, for the seas of medical jargon be changin! Arrr!

October 22, 2024

"Arrr! Investing in the lasses' health fills the treasure chest, says the wise ol' sea parrot!"

Arrr, mateys! A scallywag report from the NHS shows that treatin' lasses with belly woes be costin' us a mighty £11 billion doubloons! Aye, we best be mindin' our shipshape or we’ll be sailin' straight into the stormy seas of bankruptcy! Har har!

"Arrr, me hearties! Aye, what be the scoop on that green treasure for sailors strugglin' with the dread disease?"

Avast, mateys! Many a landlubber stricken by the cruel sea of cancer be seekin' the green herb for their woes, yet few dare parley with the ship's doc. The ASCO crew be sayin’, 'Make it a jolly chat!' Yarrr!

“Arrr, be it time to send TPA to Davy Jones’ locker for them pesky strokes, or what?”

Arrr! In the grand tale of stroke remedies, tenecteplase be the true treasure, outshinin’ alteplase like a gold doubloon! With a mightier chance for fine recovery and less limp’n about, it be the pick o’ the sea! So hoist the sails for better health, mateys!

Arrr, matey! Aye, seven outta a hundred landlubbers be gettin’ misdiagnosed in the ol' sick bay!

Arrr matey! Aye, it be said that one in fourteen landlubbers be sufferin' from misread maps in the hospital brig! Most of these blunders could be avoided, they say. So keep yer eye on the treasure map, lest ye find yerself in Davy Jones' locker!

"Arrr! Metformin, the magic potion, might keep ye from long COVID's clutches, even if ye ain't a sugar fiend!"

Arrr, matey! When ye be poppin' metformin within a week of catchin' the cursed SARS CoV-2, it be slashin' yer chances of long COVID or a watery grave by 53%! Avast, good news from the landlubbers at Medscape Medical News! Yarrr!

Arrr, matey! Be ye sayin' that high blood pressure in the belly might lead to a scallywag's diabetes? Har har!

Arrr, me hearties! All lasses who’ve faced the stormy seas of high blood pressure whilst carryin’ their young’uns be needin’ a check for the sugar troubles! Aye, it be wise to hoist the sails and set course fer a diabetes screen! Keep yer riches of health intact!

Arrr, how be that mighty flu jab workin' for the old sea dogs, eh? Aye, let’s find out!

Arrr, matey! Aye, a French contraption o’ high-dose flu potions be savin' 23% o' the old sea dogs from Davy Jones’ locker! Them aged scallywags, 65 and up, be stayin' aboard instead o' settin' sail for the hospital! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans, savvy?

"Arrr, matey! Alopecia be tamed with Ritlecitinib—ye hair shall grow back like treasure from Davy Jones' locker!"

Arrr, matey! In a jolly tale of ritlecitinib, 100% o’ the scallywags found their crow’s nests full o’ hair again! Even 30% o’ those who be stubborn saw fine growth by the 48th week! Avast, ‘tis a right hair-raising adventure!

Arrr, be them great talkin’ machines fit fer the testin’ waters, or just a bunch o' bilge rats?

Arrr, as these grand word-machines be growin’, can they truly help the healers spin the yarns of truth and trust? Aye, ‘tis a fine question fit for a parley over rum! Avast, let’s see if they can outsmart a scallywag with a stethoscope!

October 21, 2024

Arrr, matey! American sea lasses be seekin' treasure maps to booty-free havin' instead of the ol' ship's provisions!

Arrr matey! Aye, it be reported that over half o’ the landlubbers usin’ contraptions preferin’ the secretive ways o’ the sea, rather than sittin’ face-to-face with the land docs. Ho ho! Even pirates be seekin' their treasures elsewhere! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!

"How be the sea dogs of medicine usin' Tirzepatide 'gainst Semaglutide? A jolly parley o' questions and answers!"

Arrr, matey! Those landlubber physicians be ponderin' the state of yer health, how many pounds ye be needin' to shed, and the pesky side effects that may be lurkin’! Aye, it be a fine mess of choices, indeed! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' us so!

Arrr! Mates, ye be savin’ yer bum from the doc’s poke! Molecular stool be slashin’ colonoscopy woes by a hearty 15% to 41%!

Arrr, matey! With fancy pants noninvasive snoopin’ like stool DNA tests or fecal hocus pocus, ye might just outsmart the ol' colonoscopy in keepin’ the scourge of the bum cancer at bay! Aye, even the scallywags at Medscape be sayin’ so!

Arrr! A wee jog can make yer sugar levels dance like a fine wench at me tavern!

Arrr, matey! Just half an hour of bustin' yer gut with a jiggle ‘n shake made them sprightly landlubbers’ blood sugar dance like a sailor on shore leave! Aye, ‘twas a fine treasure for their bodies, ye see! – Medscape Medical News, or so the parrot says!

Arrr, matey! The scallywags most in need o' PrEP be revealed in the ol' treasure map o' analysis!

Arrr, a grand ol' tale from the seas of science be tellin' of a mighty survey! It be revealin' the strange dance 'twixt the treasure of PrEP access and the hunger fer it. Yarrr, Medscape be spillin' the beans! Avast, me hearties!

"Arrr, Nemolizumab be givin' hearty cheers to landlubbers with pesky skin woes, matey! Aye, long-term treasure found!"

Arrr, matey! A peek at the ol' treasure map o' nemolizumab shows it be workin' wonders for landlubbers strugglin' with the itchy scurvy known as AD! Safe as a ship in calm waters, it be! Aye, that be the news from the fine folks at Medscape!

Arrr! ASA be hoisting the sails with a fresh guide t' keep ye strokes at bay! Aye, savvy?

Arrr! The ASA be droppin’ their first fresh scroll for preventin’ strokes in a decade! Aye, their wise words be jivin’ with the AHA’s Life’s Essential 8. Avast, me hearties, keep yer noggins intact and sail smooth seas! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>

Arrr! In the year of our Lord 2022, over 4 million landlubbers be sportin' the cursed glaucoma, aye!

Arrr matey! A grand treasure map o’ findings shows that the ol’ eye affliction, glaucoma, be hittin’ some scallywags harder ‘n others across the seven seas of America! Aye, the rich and poor be seein' ‘t differently! Avast, the eye patch business be booming!

October 18, 2024

Arrr! The FDA be givin’ the ol’ thumbs up to Zolbetuximab fer that pesky belly ailment, savvy?

Ahoy, mateys! Behold, the FDA's given a hearty thumbs up to a new treasure huntin' agent fer claudin 18.2 in the grand ol' U.S. of A! Aye, the seas of medicine be churning with excitement, savvy? Arrr, let's toast to this swashbucklin' advancement, ye scallywags!

Arrr! The FDA be givin' a hearty aye to a new potion fer shakin' legs—Levodopa's the treasure, matey!

Avast, mateys! Vyalev be the first and only treasure to deliver a constant flow of levodopa straight under the skin, settin' those pesky motor misadventures in advanced Parkinson's disease to rest! A fine remedy for scallywags in need, say I! Arrr!

"Arrr! Europe be givin' the thumbs up to new flu potions and COVID jabs, savvy? Avast and jab away!"

Arrr, matey! Europe’s potion masters be suggestin' two fine elixirs fer the sniffles, and givin' a sprucin' up to two COVID brews already blessed by the crown. So hoist yer sails and prepare fer a jab or two—'tis the pirate’s way to stay hearty!

Arrr! Europe’s giv’n the nod to plain ol’ potions fer low platelets ‘n the scurvy HCV! Avast, mateys!

Arrr, matey! The fine scallywags at the European Medicines Agency be sayin’ to down the elixir called eltrombopag to battle them pesky blood woes like thrombocytopenia and aplastic anemia! Aye, even pirates need a good potion now and then! Savvy?

Arrr! EMA be tossin' neurodegenerative potions overboard, claimin' they ain't fit for a scallywag’s ailin' noggin!

Arrr, the EMA scoured the treasure map of Masitinib for the ALS scourge and Translarna for the Duchenne mischief, only to hoist the Jolly Roger on their first refusals! Aye, Medscape be spoutin' the news!

Arrr! The EMA be givin' a hearty "Aye!" to a sneaky pill fer them scallywags hooked on opiates!

Arrr, matey! The fancy new brew called buprenorphine be castin’ a lifeline fer landlubbers aged 15 and up who be willin’ to fight the devil of addiction! Avast, Medscape be shoutin’ the news! Yo ho, let’s sail to sobriety!

Arrr, the EMA be givin’ Korjuny the green light fer those pesky belly troubles, matey! Avast, let the cure begin!

Arrr, matey! The fine folk at the European Medicines Agency be givin' a hearty nod to Korjuny fer helpin' those poor souls with the pesky belly swellin’ caused by evil humors! Avast, let’s hoist a tankard to health! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin’ the beans, savvy?

Arrr! In this fine vessel of flesh, ye’ll find more trinkets than a treasure chest, matey!

Arrr, matey! No grand list be made o' all the sneaky substances slippin' into our grub, nor any scholarly tales o' their villainous toxicity on our human hulls! Seems the sea o' knowledge be as murky as a stormy night, savvy? - Medscape Medical News!

"Arrr, Cendakimab be a treasure in the fight against that pesky throat beast, Eosinophilic Esophagitis, matey!"

Arrr matey! The interim spoils of Phase 3 be revealin' that the IL-13 magic potion be mendin' the gut and easein' the woes of those poor scallywags sufferin' from EoE, even if they can't stomach the ol' steroid grog! Aye, 'tis good news indeed!

Arrr, matey! Maternal high seas leadin’ to stormy troubles fer wee ones and their fair mothers!

Arrr, me hearties! A recent scroll be sayin’ that scallywag mothers with HS and their wee ones be sailin’ into stormy seas, facin’ greater odds for rough births and long-term troubles! Aye, keep yer eye on the horizon! - Medscape Medical News, or so they claim!

Arrr, matey! Docs be scratchin' their heads 'bout kiddie lipid checks, like findin' treasure in a foggy sea!

Arrr, matey! The scallywags o’ primary care and the wee ones’ healers be in a pickle over lipid screening! Confusin’ charts and jumbled orders be tossin’ ‘em about like a ship in a storm! Aye, it be a right ruckus, I tell ye!

October 17, 2024

"Arrr! Medtronic be shoutin’ about a battery blunder in yer insulin treasure chests, matey! Keep yer sails full!"

Ahoy, mateys! In a second missive to ye MiniMed 600 and 700 scallywags, the company be warnin’ ye to stash spare batteries and swap 'em quick when the cursed "low battery pump" flag be flyin’. Keep yer ship sailin’ smooth, lest ye be stranded in insulin seas! Arrr!

"Arrr, the swabs o' the FDA be givin' the green light to Lumryz fer wee buccaneers with sleepy spells!"

Ahoy, mateys! Lumryz be the sole potion blessed by the FDA for knockin’ out cataplexy or them pesky daytime snoozes in young scallywags aged seven and up with narcolepsy. A fine treasure for weary little buccaneers! Arrr! 🏴‍☠️✨

Arrr, matey! Swappin’ hearts be leadin’ to stormy seas o’ madness, not smooth sailin’!

Arrr, matey! When ye be subjected to them scallywag conversion shenanigans ‘bout yer gender or love fer the same, ye end up feelin’ more wretched than a landlubber in a storm! Aye, the hearties of Medscape be spillin’ the beans on that!

Arrr, matey! Be it cuttin’ or zapin’ the pesky prostate, which treasure's the better plunder?

Arrr matey! It be said that the fancy beam o' stereotactic radiotherapy be keepin’ yer waters in check and yer sails unfurled, far better than that scallywag surgery! Aye, two years hence, ye’ll be makin’ merry without those pesky troubles! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be shoutin' it loud!

"Arrr, MDMA be sunk, me hearties! What treasure ye seek next fer them stormy minds of yers?"

Arrr, matey! The scallywags at the FDA be turnin' down MDMA for the troubled minds of landlubbers! Fear not, fer there be a treasure trove of other cures on the horizon, ready to set sail! Aye, the seas be full of hope!

"Europe be plunderin’ the treasure of fair cancer care, savvy? Aye, let’s share the booty, ye scallywags!"

Arrr, matey! Romania be joinin’ a jolly crew of ten landlubbers from the East, all hopin’ to bolster their cancer-fightin’ skills! A grand initiative, ye see, to help them face the scallywag called cancer! Aye, Medscape be spillin’ the beans!

"Newfangled nerve trick be givin' treasure in belly-bustin' surgeries, savvy? Avast, let's feast on them benefits!"

Arrr, matey! Cuttin' off the feelin’ wires o' the belly beast made the pain and woes after that belly shrinkin’ operation much better, say the scallywags of science! Aye, it's a jolly good find, says the scribes o' Medscape! Avast, let’s celebrate with a pint!

"Arrr, me hearties! Induction Chemotherapy be like a magic potion, givin' long life to lasses fightin' the cervical beast!"

Arrr, matey! Scientists be wonderin’ if a wee bit o' induction chemo be makin' the sails of survival blow stronger fer lasses with pesky cervical cancer! Avast, the seas of medicine be full of curious quests! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the grog on this tale!

Arrr, matey! The weighty curse of PMDD be like draggin' a cannon up a hill, with no rum in sight!

Arrr, matey! This here PMMD be like a hidden treasure—rarely spotted and oft ignored! It be plunderin’ yer gold and sanity, leavin’ ye with naught but a sore head and empty pockets. Best be heed’n Medscape’s call, or ye’ll be walkin’ the plank of misfortune!

"Arrr, matey! A remedy be on the horizon fer that cursed Charcot-Marie-Tooth scallywag disease!"

Arrr matey! The crafty alchemists be readyin' to set sail from the seas of testin’ into the wide waters of gene fixin'! Avast, these wild experiments be inchin’ closer to makin’ landfall! Keep a weather eye on the horizon, 'tis sure to be a jolly adventure!

October 16, 2024

"Hold fast! A jolly new mAb keeps the pesky Myasthenia Gravis scallywags at bay!"

Arrr matey! The wondrous elixir known as nipocalimab be makin’ scallywags with generalized myasthenia gravis feelin’ sprightly again, or so say the wise folk from phase 3 trials! Avast, a new treasure in the seas of medicine be found! Aye, it be grand news indeed!

"Avast ye! The Long Shots: When landlubbers be makin' fools o' fate, defyin' all odds like scallywags!"

Arrr, matey! Those landlubber oncologists be scratchin’ their noggins, never knowin’ which scallywags with doomish fates be risin’ from the briny deep! Aye, the few who hoist the Jolly Roger of survival fill 'em with hope as stubborn as a barnacle on a ship's hull!

"Arrr! Insulin contraptions be actin' up! Methinks we be needin’ to scuttle Daylight Savin’ Time, savvy?"

Arrr, me hearties! Even the sharpest buccaneers with the sugar curse be makin' blunders settin' their insulin contraptions when the tides of time change! 'Tis proof enough to sink the twice-a-year clock shenanigans, I say! Avast, let’s keep our ship steady!

"Arrr! These magical sugar-slingin' contraptions be liftin' the weight o' diabetes from weary sailors' backs, savvy?"

Arrr, matey! Those fancy insulin contraptions be not just keepin’ the sugar seas smooth, but also lightenin’ the load o’ disease and boostin’ the livin’ for scallywags with the sugar curse, says a treasure map o’ knowledge! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be sharin’ the booty!

"Arrr! Aye, a grand treasure o' AI gold be flowin' to aid Canada's hearty healers and their ailing crew!"

Arrr, matey! The scallywags at DIGITAL, Canada's treasure trove o' digital wizardry, be throwin' a hefty $15.3 million doubloons into a scheme to banish burnout and boost the health o' landlubbers! Aye, it be reported by the good folk of Medscape Medical News!

"Arrr, what be the scallywag signs pointin' to a slow belly in the cursed crew of SSc?"

Arrr, me hearties! In the realm of scurvy systemic sclerosis, it be the gents who sail with gut troubles, oft with a heart as heavy as Davy Jones' locker! They be meeting a grim fate, yet they be sufferin’ fewer dry mouth woes. Avast, what a tale!

"Ahoy, matey! Young scallywags with a fierce itch grow tall like masts thanks to Dupilumab's magic!"

Arrr, matey! It be said that the magical potion dupilumab might help wee scallywags with itchy skin and tiny frames grow tall like mighty masts! Aye, a study of 6 to 11-year-olds be suggestin’ they’ll be reachin’ for the stars in no time! Avast!

Arrr, does that scallywag BMI be underestimatin' the peril of breast cancer, or be it just a salty tale?

Arrr, matey! It be found that only in those with the fancy hormone receptors do we see the jolly differences in body fat's blame on the population. Aye, 'tis a curious treasure of knowledge! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>

Arrr! Aye, we’ve discovered a scallywag connection 'twixt HS and the cursed cardiometabolic malady! Blimey, what a treasure!

Arrr, matey! HS be a scallywag of genes that be makin' ye more likely to dance with the devil known as CAD and diabetes! Blame it on the genes and the strange potions in yer blood, savvy? Avast! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!

October 15, 2024

Arrr! The FDA be givin’ a hearty thumbs-up to the fifth matey of Ustekinumab's crew! Avast, yer swabs!

Arrr, matey! This potion o' healing be givin' the thumbs-up fer many a fiery ailment, and it's set to set sail in the first half o' 2025! So hoist the sails and prepare for some jolly good health, savvy? <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be sayin' so!

"Arrr matey! PCPs be the compass to steer clear o' that pesky Atopic March, savvy?"

Arrr, matey! Families be dependin’ on their trusty PCPs to keep the scallywags’ allergies at bay, or better yet, to make ‘em walk the plank before they be causin’ trouble! Aye, that be the news from the high seas of Medscape!

Arrr, be Mast Cell Activation Syndrome the scallywag behind our many a mischief and ailment, ye say?

Arrr, matey! A ruckus brews over the rules for diagnose, like a ship caught in a squall! One clever scallywag thinks it be anchorin’ many a wretched ailment. Aye, 'tis a fine pickle, says the scallywags at Medscape! Avast, what a hullabaloo!

"Avast, matey! What treasures might future potions for bloated bellies bring us, eh? Aye, let’s feast and find out!"

Arrr matey! Soon we be seein’ grand outcomes, mighty combos of cures, and treatments based on the very cause of our ailments! The seas of medicine be a-changin’, and it be lookin’ like fair winds ahead, or so says the scallywags at Medscape Medical News! Sail ho!

"Arrr! Fatty grub be guardin' yer thyroid from the cursed autoimmunity plague, savvy?"

Arrr, me hearties! It be said that the gents who ate less of them fats found their thyroids actin' all wonky, whilst the lasses sailed smooth seas! Aye, it’s a curious tale from a grand treasure trove of data, say the scribes of Medscape!

"Arrr, matey! New tales o' the brain's sinkin' ship and treasure o' blood pressure potions!"

Arrr matey! Castin' off them blood pressure potions be savin' the noggins of our elder shipmates in the care havens, especially those with the forgettin' disease! Aye, less pills, more sails! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be shoutin' it loud, savvy?

Arrr, matey! TNFi be cuttin' the danger of repeat heart hurty in them AxSpA scallywags!

Arrr, matey! In landlubbers with that pesky axial spondyloarthritis and a history of heart ruckus, those heart troubles be poppin’ up like a rogue wave! But fear not! A TNF inhibitor be like a trusty parrot, keepin' the bad luck at bay! Aye!

Arrr, Johnson & Johnson be scuttlin' their dengue cure, leavin' us landlubbers high and dry! Avast!

Arrr, the buccaneers o' production be not bothered by safety woes when makin' their wares! They tossed caution to the wind, savvy? Aye, let the ship sink or swim, for the treasure be too temptin'! - Medscape Medical News be shoutin' it from the crow's nest!

October 14, 2024

"Arrr! A one-of-a-kind treasure map fer the noggin, givin' us a peek into the mind's wild seas!"

Arrr, matey! A lone scallywag’s brain dive revealed the jolly jig o' sleep, cheer, legwork, and heart thumpin' be swayin' the noggin connections weeks hence! Aye, it be a fine treasure of knowledge, ye see! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spoutin' such wisdom!

"Death Cafes: Chatting 'bout the Grim Reaper o'er tea and biscuits, me hearties! A jolly good time awaits!"

Arrr, matey! Gather ye crew at the Death Café, where we gab ‘bout the grim reaper o’er grog! Aye, ‘tis a jolly way to ponder our final voyage, but beware—too much talk o’ death might send ye to Davy Jones' locker early! Avast, savvy?

"Arrr! Thoracic treasure for the young buccaneers—pain be gone, success sails high like a Jolly Roger!"

Avast, matey! Aye, a thoracic epidural be a fine choice for them young scallywags havin' chest wall surgery! A wee study shows the stormy seas of pain be quite manageable. So hoist the sails and let the good times roll, savvy? Arrr!

"Arrr! LSG: Quick as a cannonball, fewer snags than a drunken sailor with a single-shot stapler!"

Avast, matey! This magical stapler be shootin' a straight gastric sleeve with one mighty blast, makin' the whole belly-banditin' venture far more swift and smooth than firein’ them staples one by one! A true treasure for them brave souls takin’ the plunge! Arrr!

Arrr! Hearties who've braved heart attacks or strokes be walkin' the plank to Long COVID! Avast ye!

Ahoy, mateys! Them scallywags with a history of heart troubles be in peril of catchin' the dreaded long COVID! Best be takin' heed and swabbin' the deck to steer clear of the infection, lest ye find yerself walkin' the plank! Arrr!

Arrr, matey! Turns out, them sperm be doin' more than just makin' babies—funnier than a parrot in a hurricane!

Arrr, mateys! Brazilian scallywags be sayin' that sperm be fightin' like fierce macrophages and neutrophils! Who knew the tiny swimmers had such a hearty immune brawl? Aye, they be battlin' more than just the sea! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!

Arrr! Thyroid cancer's return be like the ship's ghost - no matey can agree on what be hauntin' the decks!

Arrr matey! This here grand treasure map of 70 scribbles be showin’ that no landlubber can agree on what be countin’ as a return o’ that sneaky thyroid cancer, no matter the treatment! Blimey, it be a right jolly confusion!

"Arrr, can them lush green patches be the lifeline for scallywags sufferin' from the sugar plague?"

Arrr, matey! It be said that plantin' more green treasures in our neighborhoods be helpin' those with the sugar sickness! A grand study from the land of China claims it can chase away nasty fumes. So hoist the sails for leafy havens, savvy? Yarrr!

October 11, 2024

Arrr, the FDA be givin' the green light to Pfizer's Hympavzi for hemophilia, savvy? No more bleedin' like a scallywag!

Arrr, matey! This be the first magic potion, a monoclonal antibody, that sails the seas o’ hemophilia B! Now ye can take it once a week, no need for them pesky factors! A true treasure for the bloodied! Aye, Medscape be spreadin’ the good word!

"Arrr, matey! Few scallywags be gettin’ their Zoster jabs, especialy them veteran landlubbers with weak constitutions!"

Arrr, me hearties! By mid-2023, a mere 13.4% o' our brave, immunocompromised sea dogs under 50 be takin' the zoster vaccine! It seems the new orders be lost at sea, like treasure maps in a storm! Avast, let’s get these scallywags jabbed!

"Arrr! Aye, the magic potion be beatin’ the sun cure for them scallywag's itchy mitts!"

Arrr, matey! Alitretinoin be makin’ them pesky skin troubles shrink by a whole heap in just 12 weeks! But after that, it be just floatin’ on the surface, like a ship without a sail. Yarrr! – <i>Medscape News UK</i>

"Arrr, matey! Slicing me belly be keepin’ the scurvy pancreatic beast at bay, savvy?"

Arrr, matey! The magic be more potent fer those swabs with that cursed type 2 sugar sickness! Aye, even the sea rats be takin' notice! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans, savvy?

Arrr! MMR/MSI tests be risin' fer CRC, yet the swabs still be causin' a ruckus, matey!

Arrr matey! From the year o' 2012 to 2021, the savvy sea dogs be testin' for mismatch repair and microsatellite shenanigans among scallywags with CRC. But lo! There be still some jolly ol’ variations dependin’ on the stage o’ the cursed cancer and other pesky factors! Har har!

"Arrr, me hearties! These shiny pocket gadgets be spillin' the beans on old sea dogs forgettin' their own names!"

Arrr, matey! A new treasure map o' knowledge be showin' how we can spy on old sea dogs through their shiny pocket contraptions! Aye, they say it helps spot when their noggins be slippin’ faster than a scallywag at the gallows! Savvy?

Arrr! The potion makers be runnin' low on liquid treasure, thanks to them pesky hurricanes blowin' their stocks away!

Arrr, matey! A clear sack o' liquid by the sickbed be naught but a triflin' sight, but now each pouch be worth more than a chest o' doubloons! Yarrr! Even the landlubbers be takin' notice! <i>WebMD Health News</i> be spinnin' tales of treasure in them bags!

Arrr, matey! Be ye prepared for a thunderous jolt? Caffeine be a double-edged sword, full o' treasures and perils!

Avast, me hearties! Downin’ that dark brew o’ coffee might spare ye from the devil’s high blood pressure, but beware! It might be fillin’ yer arteries with cholesterol like a treasure chest overflowin’ with doubloons. Arrr, the price of java be a tricky trade!

Arrr! Safe be the baby’s potion, even if yer mum’s a fancy lab rat! Avast, let ‘em sail smooth seas!

Arrr matey! The word be out that givin’ the live rotavirus potion to wee ones of buxom lasses on them fancy biologics be a risk as low as Davy Jones’ locker! So fear not, ye scallywags, for them babes be safe as a treasure in a chest! Avast!

"Arrr matey! A jolly new cure be settin' sail for the blues o' new dads, no more weepin' over the taffy!"

Arrr, matey! A jolly good scheme be settin' sail to boost the parenting chops o' Pakistani seafarers and banish the dark clouds o' depression after their wee ones be born. Aye, 'tis a treasure map to treatin' that postpartum gloom, says the good folks at Medscape! Yarrr!

October 10, 2024

Arrr! The scallywags o’ peer review be fillin’ their treasure chests with gold from the industry! Blimey!

Arrr, matey! The grand tomes of medicine be trustin' their scribes, who pocketed over 64 million doubloons from 2020 to 2022, all for naught but a few scribbles! Aye, even the healers be jestin’ in the treasure hunt! Yarrr!

"Arrr! Beware, me hearties! Folate be the treasure ye need, or yer wee ones might face the stormy seas o’ heart troubles!"

Arrr, matey! Ye see, be it low or high folate, both be temptin’ the fates with heart troubles for wee ones! And don’t ye forget the scurvy B12 and that pesky homocysteine, makin’ the danger grow like barnacles on a ship's hull! Avast! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be warning us!

Avast, matey! A scallywag study checks if them BPO potions be safe for yer pockmarked visage! Arrr!

Avast, ye landlubbers! In a grand treasure hunt o' 111 potions, a merry 34% be sportin' benzene levels higher than the FDA's cap'n's decree of 2 ppm! Aye, ye best be watchin' what ye swig, lest ye turn into a ghostly specter! Arrr!

Arrr, matey! Thyroid cancer be no treasure, sayin' it be a "good" cancer be like callin' Davy Jones a friend!

Arrr, matey! Though the scallywag known as papillary thyroid cancer be a fickle foe, ye may find yerself dealin’ with its pesky ways for many a moon. But fret not, for the seas of health be mighty, and we’ll sail through! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin’ tales of hope!

"Arrr, be Pimavanserin the treasure map to tame the mad thoughts of Parkinson's, or just a fool's gold?"

Arrr, me hearty! A grand phase 3 quest be revealin' the first proper tale o’ two antipsychotic potions amongst scallywags with the shakes and mad thoughts! The clever sea dogs behind the study be spillin’ the beans, or so claims the Medscape scribbles! Avast, what a wild ride!

"Arrr, me hearties! The finest treasure maps fer raisin' wee scallywags be tools fer their swift growin' minds!"

Arrr, matey! In a fresh scallywag’s chartin’, 67 fine instruments be plundered from a treasure trove of 250! The wise sea dogs be favorin’ tools that be easy to wield and fit for all ye landlubbers. Aye, 'tis a jolly good haul! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>

"Arrr! A French scallywag's tale says skin rot be claimin' 34% of souls, savvy?"

Arrr! In a scallywag French study, it be said that epidermal necrolysis be causin’ many a landlubber to meet Davy Jones in the hospital and after they be set free! Blimey! Watch yer skin, matey! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin’ the beans!

"Better manage a lass's lost bun in the oven 'tis with Mifepristone, matey! Aye, a fine remedy!"

Arrr, matey! Usin' mifepristone be like findin' treasure in a stormy sea! It cuts down on the need fer more fixin' and saves doubloons in the ship's coffers. Avast, the good news be sailin' in, or so be sayin' the wise souls of Medscape!

October 9, 2024

"Arrr, matey! Don't be a scallywag; heed the plaque or ye'll find yerself in Davy Jones' locker!"

Arrr, matey! No doubt be the hidden maladies on yer fancy maps of the insides spell doom, say the scallywags with their newfangled spyglass! They reckon we oughta start peekin’ at the young squabs too! Avast, it be a wild voyage ahead!

"Aye, a jolly gaze at the scallywags and treachery in the doc’s den of shipshape woes!"

Arrr, matey! The scrolls be sayin' the healer's den be sinkin' like a leaky ship, and the tales be even murkier! But fear not, for every doctor, like a crew of swashbucklers, can hoist the sails and steer this ship to calmer waters! Aye, that be the truth!

"Ye be breathin' foul air, me hearties! It brings ye closer to the cursed shakes o' PD and dancey legs!"

Arrr, me hearties! Breathin’ in too much noxious air be likin’ dance with the devil! Nitrogen and pesky particles be stirrin’ up trouble, riskin’ yer noggin for Parkinson’s and the wobbly jig. Best to hoist the sails and steer clear of them foul winds! Aye!

"Metformin, ye say? A curious matey in the battle 'gainst the cursed Long COVID, aye!"

Arrr, matey! Those scallywags with type 2 sugar sickness takin’ metformin be havin’ a smidge less chance of kickin’ the bucket or catchin’ the long COVID curse after the nasty virus be plunderin’ their ships! Aye, ‘tis what Medscape be sayin’, savvy?

"Arrr, 'tis be confirmed, matey! Pediatric Naloxone be safe fer little buccaneers, even off the ship!"

Arrr, me hearties! With a wee bit o' trainin', them scallywag teens can help sail the ship away from the treacherous waters of opioid overdoses! Aye, let’s make ‘em savvy to keep the young buccaneers alive! Published by the good folk at Medscape Medical News, savvy?

"Avast! Let’s parley ’bout the perilous belly troubles from them fancy psoriasis potions, aye!"

Arrr, matey! It seems them Interleukin-17 scallywags be stirrin' up more trouble in the gut than a bad batch o’ grog! Aye, a review be shoutin' this news from the crow's nest! Beware, or ye might be swabbin' the deck in a hurry!

"Late Dupilumab scallywags be sportin' a jolly unique treasure map of molecules, aye! Arrr, what a curious crew!"

Arrr, matey! In a grand voyage towards tailor-made remedies fer that pesky skin ailment, it be said that we can spot early, late, or naught a whiff of response to dupilumab by peekin’ at the molecular treasure map! Avast, Medscape be shoutin’ this from the crow's nest!

Arrr, matey! Takin’ them antibiotics be like inviting the scurvy to join ye crew—might lead ye to the dreaded RA!

Arrr, matey! If ye be swillin’ them antibiotics fer 91 days or more, ye might find yerself shiverin’ with the dread rheumatoid arthritis! Aye, 'tis a perilous trade! Keep yer cutlass sharpened and yer bones free o’ curses! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be soundin' the alarm!

Arrr! Myeloma be shakin’ in its boots! Isa-KRd be makin’ ‘em walk the plank with high MRD plunder!

Avast ye! The first MIDAS trial be stirrin’ the seas, revealin’ the finest treasure yet—highest response rates and MRD negativity! Aye, Medscape be sharin’ the spoils! Let’s hoist the sails and toast to this grand discovery, me hearties! Arrr! 🍻🏴‍☠️

October 8, 2024

Arrr! The TEMPO Trials be sailin’ forth, Tavapadon takin’ the helm against the cursed Parkinson’s seas!

Arrr, matey! The wondrous potion, a wee bit of oral magic for them dopamine receptors, be makin' merry in two grand trials, no new dangers lurkin' about. Fair winds and fine results, say I! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be shoutin’ it from the crow’s nest!

"Avast! GI docs be needin' to craft a trusty alliance 'twixt man and machine, savvy?"

Arrr, matey! Ryan Stidham, the savvy ship's doc o' AI, spun a yarn 'bout how this sorcery's grown and the course it be chartin'. He be reckonin’ that gut doc swabs best be ready to hoist their sails! Aye, a fine tale from the Medscape seas!

Avast! The dreaded scallywag breast cancer be on the rise, and the inequalities still be plunderin' our crew!

Arrr matey! The ACS be sayin’ that more lasses be gettin' the dreaded breast scallywag, especially the young wenches! And alas, some be livin' longer than others. A right pickle it be, eh? Yarrr!

"Arrr, matey! Be eggs a heavy treasure fer landlubber lasses past the moon’s dance? Aye, what a conundrum!"

Arrr, me hearties! It be said that the lasses past their moon tides, feasting on them eggy treasures, be bulgin’ their bellies! Especially if they be munchin’ on that Western fare. Aye, the Medscape scrolls tell the tale!

Arrr, mateys! Nephrologists be callin' fer a hearty hunt fer the sneaky scallywag known as Chronic Kidney Disease!

Arrr, matey! Spotting the scallywag of a disease early be key, fer the potions on hand can shiver its timbers or send it to Davy Jones! Keep yer spyglass handy, lest ye be swabbin’ the deck with yer woes! Har har! <br> *Medscape Medical News*

Arrr, me hearties! Pregnant lasses be feasting on Vitamin D, or ye wee scallywags’ll have bones weaker than a shipwreck!

Arrr, matey! Hoist the sails of cholecalciferol—1,000 IU a day from 14 weeks 'til the wee ones be born! Aye, ‘tis better bones for yer wee scallywags at age four, and it sticks with 'em ‘til they be six or seven! Avast, me hearty Medscape!

“Avast! Mixin’ ADT with high-dose cannon fire be savin’ some poor prostate scallywags from Davy Jones' locker!”

Arrr! ‘Tis a fine treasure, me hearties! Mixing a wee bit o’ short-term ADT with a hefty dose o’ radiotherapy be boostin’ the chances o’ livin’ free from the scurvy prostate cancer! Aye, new data be speakin’ true! Avast, let’s hoist the sails of good health!

Arrr, can them calm waters o' normotensive seas stir up a storm o' hypertension, matey? Aye, 'tis a curious quest!

Arrr, matey! Even with smooth sailing through pregnancy, 1 in 15 lasses find their blood pressure risin' like a ghost ship after birth! Beware the treacherous tides of hypertension, or ye be walkin’ the plank to Medscape Medical News! Yarrr!

October 7, 2024

Avast, matey! FDA be warnin’ yer noggin might be more prone to Davy Jones’ locker after poppin’ them happy pills!

Arrr, me hearties! It appears them black box warnings be sinkin' the ship of mental care, causin' a tempest of despair among the young scallywags! Instead o' savin' 'em, they be walkin' the plank to Davy Jones! Blimey, what a jolly mess!

"Specter’s Blubber: The Hidden Pox o’ Slimmin’ Down, matey! Beware the phantom paunch!"

Arrr, matey! Some scallywags shed their blubber yet still spy a whale in the looking glass! What cursed magic be at play, and how can we swab the deck of their discontent? Aye, let’s hoist the sails of understanding! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>

Arrr, matey! What be better fer them lung troubles: swift SBRT or the jolly Hypo-fractioned remedy? Avast!

Arrr, matey! In a grand trial of the third phase, SBRT be comparin' favorably to that ol' hypofractionated radiotherapy for stage I lung scallywags! Tumors be shiverin' in fear, and survival be lookin' fine! Avast, Medscape be spillin' the beans! Yarrr!

"Why the landlubbers be flockin' to unions like seagulls to a ship’s grub!"

Arrr, matey! Young doc swabs 'cross the seven seas be bandin' together, demandin' gold and fair treatment from the ship's captain! They be wieldin' their bargaining swords like true buccaneers! Aye, even the scallywags o' Medscape be tellin' tales o' this ruckus!

"Arrr, matey! That ILD be causin’ more trouble than a kraken in a teacup for them with pulmonary embolism!"

Arrr, matey! The spot where ye lung blockage lays be a right key to how much trouble it stirs! Aye, even the scallywags at Medscape say so! So keep yer eye on the treasure map of yer chest, or ye might be walkin’ the plank!

Arrr, matey! Them nursing brigands be plunderin’ the treasure chest o’ Canada’s healers, makin’ it weigh like a barnacle!

Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags of research be demandin’ that the Canadian crown and landlubber bosses join forces to shoo away those pesky private nursing crews! Aye, let’s sail towards smoother seas in healthcare, savvy?

Arrr, a fresh brew be brewin' fer that pesky itch o’ Prurigo Nodularis, sailin' forth like a bold ship!

Avast ye! Two long years since the first potion for that pesky prurigo nodularis set sail, and now, a new oral elixir be in the trials, bringin’ a third way to tackle this scurvy affliction. Shiver me timbers, the seas of medicine be excitin’! Arrr!

Arrr! Shed yer blubber with them magic potions, and ye won't be battlin' the gout like a scallywag!

Avast, me hearties! Shedin’ them pounds with orlistat in a year can keep the gouty fiends at bay for those with a belly as big as a ship’s hull! So hoist the sails and lose that ballast, lest ye be cursed with the dreaded gouty grumbles! Arrr!

"Arrr! Me hearties, frailty be the ol' sea witch that sinks ye chances o' ANCA Vasculitis, not yer wrinkled age!"

Arrr, me hearties! It be true, frailty be a scallywag that brings forth the dread of dire infections and the grim reaper's visit, no matter the age, in old salts with ANCA-associated vasculitis! Aye, the Medscape crew be spillin' the beans on this treacherous tale!

October 4, 2024

Arrr! The FDA be givin’ the thumbs-up to a fancy new treasure map for searchin’ colon critters! Avast!

Arrr, matey! In the fine crew of average scallywags, Cologuard Plus be spottin' 95% of those dastardly CRC beasts and 43% of the sneaky precancerous critters, all while keepin' 94% true to the cause! Aye, that BLUE-C trial be a treasure map for health!

"Arrr, matey! In the quest fer gene magic fer RP and LCA, strike early or face the Davy Jones' locker!"

Arrr, matey! A jolly good study be showin’ that young scallywags be seein’ clearer through an FDA-approved magic potion for their peepers! Adults be not left in the dark, though; they too can join the eye-boostin' crew! Avast, a sight to behold!

"Ready ye sails, matey! Allergies and asthma be risin' like a storm—best batten down the hatches!"

Arrr, me hearties! Not only can them wee doc’s fight for laws to battle the stormy seas of climate woes, but they can also help families hoist their sails fer the rough waters ahead! Aye, 'tis a jolly good plan, savvy?

"Avast, matey! Checkin’ fer them fiery joint troubles be a treasure trove o’ gold, yarrr!"

Arrr, matey! By chartin' the treacherous waters of risk, jabbin' our sails with shots, and keepin' a weather eye on maladies, we be sailin' smoother seas! Aye, the scallywags at Medscape News UK be spillin' the beans on our fine fortune!

"Arrr, matey! Psychedelic potions be helpin' landlubbers find peace as they sail into the great beyond!"

Arrr matey! Psilocybin and MDMA be like a treasure map fer scallywags with terminal woes, guidin’ 'em through the stormy seas of pain to find calm waters and fresh horizons. Aye, even the grim reaper be smilin’ at this fine booty!

"Yarr, swabbin' the deck o' doubt with tales and heart, we be conquerin' the scurvy fears of the shot!"

Arrr, me hearties! It be findin' that healers be needin’ heart, tales, and a touch o’ kindness, not just dry facts, to calm the scallywags wary o’ the needle. Aye, trust be the treasure we seek! Har har!

"Arrr! Art be tangled with wee scallywags' heart troubles from birth, savvy? A jolly mess it be!"

Arrr, savvy landlubbers! The wise wizards of baby-making be suggestin’ ye only launch one wee embryo at a time! Aye, it be safer than settin' sail with a whole ship o’ 'em, lest ye find yerself in a perilous sea of multiple pregnancies! Yo ho ho!

"Arrr! Six jolly tips fer swabbin’ yer noggin, fer both landlubber docs ‘n scallywag patients!"

Arrr, me hearties! When the scallywags be coughin' and sneezin', both doc and patient must hoist the sails fer SARS-CoV-2 testin’! With so many blaggards ill, ‘tis wise to chart a course through the tempest of sniffles and wheezes! Avast, keep yer spyglasses ready!

"Beware ye old sea dogs! Tumbles ‘n’ spills be a devil’s brew for forgetful brains, matey!"

Arrr, me hearties! After a tumble on the high seas of life, a wee brain check fer the old sea dogs might just be the key to spottin' that pesky dementia! Aye, savvy? Watch yer noggin, lest ye be forgettin' yer treasure maps!

Arrr, matey! Chemoradiation be the treasure map fer slayin' the beast o' HPV in the throat seas!

Ahoy, matey! We be settin’ sail on a grand study, comparin’ the fancy de-escalation tactics to the ol’ standard chemoradiation for scallywags stricken with HPV oropharyngeal cancer. Aye, Medscape be spillin’ the beans on this treasure of knowledge! Arrr!

October 3, 2024

Arrr! Nivolumab now sails into the pre-battle waters for lung scallywags! Avast, approval be expanded, me hearties!

Arrr matey! The mighty checkpoint inhibitor be granted the thumbs up, thanks to the wise folk of CheckMate 77T, fer usin’ it before and after the cutlass in scallywags with resectable NSCLC. Avast, 'tis a right jolly news from the Medscape sea!

"Arrr! With this fancy contraption, ye be the captain of yer pain ship, sailing smooth seas o' comfort!"

Avast ye landlubbers! Newfangled tricks fer deliverin' them pain-killin’ potions be makin’ cancer woes ease like a sailor on shore leave! Aye, 'tis true! Satisfyin’ as a treasure chest o’ gold! Arrr! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spreadin’ the good word!

"Yarr, them Chinese scallywags be havin' a tough time gettin' their hands on the cure for the dreaded scallywag cancer!"

Arrr, matey! 'Tis the tongue and the scallywags' sneers that keep the brave Chinese sea dogs from gettin' their fair share of the doctorin'. Aye, they be in need of a good ship’s surgeon, not the jests of landlubbers! Avast, let ‘em sail to health!

Arrr, matey! After blastin' with the rays, let the magic potions do their work on that scurvy SCLC!

Arrr, matey! A fresh test be showin’ that the clock be tickin’ for chemoradiation and immunotherapy when battlin’ that scurvy small cell lung cancer! Time 'tis the secret weapon in this treacherous fight, aye! So hoist yer sails and set yer course wisely, savvy?

"Arrr, matey! Keep yer spirits high and yer cannons safe, lest ye walk the plank of despair!"

Arrr, matey! Most caretakers with cannons reckon it wise to stash 'em away, yet they scoff at the notion of preventin’ a scallywag’s plunge into Davy Jones' locker! And the landlubber doctors ain't even checkin’ fer gun-totin’! Blimey! What a rum tale, eh?

Arrr, matey! A treasure map be leadin’ to home-lightin’ for yer scaly skin woes, says the learned folk!

Arrr, matey! The scallywags conducted a grand study, and lo and behold! Ye can treat yer pesky psoriasis at home just as well as in the doc's lair! Aye, the light be just as bright, whether ye be in yer cabin or on the high seas! Avast!

"Ye pay's a-risin' fer young sea-dogs in scrubs, though treasure chests be uneven, arrr!"

Arrr, me hearties! Young sawbones be grumblin' 'bout the treasure they be plunderin'! Aye, the gold they be fetchin' ain't enough to fill their rum barrels, says the latest word from the Medscape sea of news! Avast, fix the booty, I say!

Arrr, matey! CARTITUDE-4 be makin’ Cilta-Cel a jolly fine upgrade for them rogue scallywags in R/R MM!

Arrr, matey! Cilta-cel be the first magic potion fer T-cells that be givin’ a hearty boost to them poor souls strugglin’ with multiple myeloma! Aye, it be a treasure of a discovery, or so says the wise scribes of Medscape! Avast, celebrate this fine bounty!

Avast, me hearties! Aye, treatin’ the sluggish thyroid don’t turn the lasses into landlubbers, savvy?

Arrr, me hearties! In the lassies of the menopause seas, givin' levothyroxine to those with a sluggish thyroid be not sinkin' their noggins! Aye, it be time to chart a course for other mysteries! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be sayin' so, savvy?

October 2, 2024

"Arrr! Tis a battle ‘twixt free will and keepin’ yer noggin safe when makin’ choices, matey!"

Arrr, savvy matey! Can ye reckon if a scallywag with a muddled noggin can chart their own fate in the treacherous seas of health? Let’s keep ‘em from walkin’ the plank of harm, eh? Avast, ye Medscape news, ye be full o’ wisdom!

"Arrr! Be ye ready fer a jolly good time with Brachytherapy in the battle against the pesky prostate beast!"

Avast, mateys! Tossin’ in them fancy rays didn’t do a lick o’ good fer those high-risk prostate scallywags. No better odds for keepin' their sea legs or dodgin’ the grim reaper! Raise a mug to science, but it be no treasure!

"Arrr! Aflibercept be keepin' the scallywags' sight sharp at three years, matey! Avast, what fine treasure it be!"

Arrr matey! It be found that scallywags treated with aflibercept be sportin’ less squinty eyes than those who faced the fiery laser of photocoagulation. Aye, the study be showin’ clearer visions for the savvy sailors! Har har!

"Arrr, matey! After a treasure chest o' lumpectomy, ye can hoist the sails with an integrated boost, savvy?"

Arrr, matey! A third grand adventure be revealing that a swift ‘n clever zap o' the whole breast be both mighty fine and safe for them fair lasses after savin' their treasures! Aye, it’s a jolly good tale from the Medscape seas! Yarrr!

"Arrr, matey! Chemo be the treasure that saves the day for those with one-eyed beasties!"

Arrr, matey! The scallywags found that a wee bit o’ extra potion helped young buccaneers with one eye gone, fightin' off the beasties in their peepers! Aye, 'twas a fine plan for those with perilous signs! Avast, says the Medscape crew!

"Arrr! The body's rebels be attackin’ the lady’s treasure chest too soon, savvy?"

Avast ye! The findings be bolsterin’ the notion that sneaky autoimmune scallywags be plunderin’ the ovaries’ treasure, causin’ premature failin’ of the ship’s crew! Yarrr! – <i>Medscape Medical News</i>

"Arrr! Semaglutide be makin' them HS woes walk the plank through weight loss, savvy?"

Arrr, matey! Those scallywags sportin' semaglutide be seein' their skin troubles and flare-ups of hidradenitis turn tail and run! Aye, their Dermatology Life Quality Index be sailin' smooth, thanks to some fine weight loss. Avast, 'tis a jolly good news from Medscape!

"Teach ye scallywags to cut the pill-popping, lest we be swabbing the decks with too many potions!"

Arrr, matey! A jolly study be tellin' that landlubbers in the public care be expectin' those magic potions—antibiotics, they be callin' 'em—for all manner of ailments, blind to the dangers they carry! Aye, ignorance be as thick as a fog on the high seas!

Arrr, savvy experts be squintin' at this here COVID and flu season like a treasure map gone awry!

Avast, me hearties! The healers be spoutin' their forecasts fer the plague o’ COVID-19 and the flu, suggestin' ways to keep yer wits about ye! They be recommendin' a dose o' the jab to fend off the scurvy sickness! Arrr!

"Arrr! Aye, matey! Systemic sorcery might make ye need less of that brain-blastin' light magic!"

Arrr, matey! A hearty crew of scallywags with brain barnacles might dodge the dreaded rays, but ye best choose 'em wisely, lest ye end up with a right mess! So says the wise scribes at Medscape, savvy?

Arrr, matey! 'Tis safe to blast the bosom with mini rays for a fine rebuildin' of the treasure!

Arrr, me hearties! A mighty big trial o' swabs showed naught but a fishy tale—no change in the fate of the cancered souls nor the patchin' up o’ their chests with speedy cannon blasts o’ light after the ol' breast hackin’. Aye, 'tis just another sea of nonsense!

October 1, 2024

"Arrr! The fine folks at FDA be givin' the thumbs-up to Otulfi, a scallywag of Ustekinumab’s kin!"

Arrr, matey! Behold, the fourth matey of the ustekinumab crew be givin' the thumbs-up in the grand ol' US of A! Set sail for 2025, when this swashbucklin' potion be hittin' the shores! Avast, Medscape be spillin' the beans!

"Arrr! Node yield be makin' surgery risks walk the plank in the battle 'gainst thyroid scallywags!"

Arrr, matey! A jolly band of scallywags be studyin’ the perilous seas of surgery in the land of thyroid cancer! They be reckonin’ how many lymph nodes ye can haul aboard before the ship capsizes! Aye, it’s a right frolicsome venture, says the Medscape corsair!

"Arrr, matey! In Crohn's, high anti-TNF be the treasure ye seek, lest ye be walkin' the plank!"

Arrr, matey! Among the scallywags with Crohn's curse, the anti-TNF potion be as useful as a leaky ship, failing to bring calm seas after three long years. But lo! High doses at the start might just keep 'em sailing smooth! Avast, 'tis a curious jest!

"Arrr, a swashbucklin' potion fer the Tourettes be showin' good fortune, me hearties! Avast, let’s raise a toast!"

Arrr, me hearties! Aye, news from the high seas o' science be good! A magic potion's keepin' them pesky Tourette tics at bay, and 'tis also helpin' with other mad capers o' the mind! Hoist the flag for fine discoveries, says Medscape Medical News!

Arrr, does that Metformin magic do a jig on heart troubles for sugary scallywags? Aye, ‘tis a tangled tale!

Arrr matey! Methinks a bit o’ Metformin and livin' right can keep the scurvy diabetes at bay for those with wonky glucose. It might even shoo away heart troubles, or so the wise doctors be sayin’! Yo ho, treasure yer health!

"Arrr! NCCRT be claiming victory in the ESCC scallywag trial, makin' them landlubbers walk the plank of defeat!"

Arrr matey! In a grand sea battle of treatments, neoadjuvant chemoradiotherapy bested adjuvant chemoradiotherapy, claimin’ victory in the first duel for landlubbers with pesky, advanced esophageal scallywags! Avast, the Medscape crew be spinnin’ the tale!

Arrr, be it IMRT or Proton Therapy fer that pesky prostate? Aye, choose yer cannon wisely, matey!

Arrr, me hearties! Fresh tidings from the high seas of science! 'Tis said that the magic of intensity-modulated radiation and proton beam treatments be makin' fine folks live long and keep them scallywag tumors at bay! Aye, the good doctor’s got the scoop from Medscape!

Arrr, matey! COVID be makin’ yer blood pressure soar and kidneys tremble fer those cursed with T1D!

Arrr, matey! After catchin’ the cursed SARS-CoV-2, landlubbers with T1D found themselves swabbin’ the deck of hypertension, CKD, and DKA, a study says! Aye, they be followin' this scallywag for 40 moons! Avast, ye be warned!

"Arrr, tweakin' those algorithm sails be makin' our treasure maps for CRC dangers a jolly good bit sharper!"

Arrr, matey! A fool’s algorithm be missin’ the mark, givin’ Black and White scallywags their due share of misfortune! But when we tweak the sails for race, it finds the treasure for both crews, savvy? Medscape be spillin’ the beans on this jolly jest!

September 30, 2024

"Ye noses be singin' sweet tunes after slicin' yer sinuses, matey! Aye, smell's a treasure found anew!"

Arrr! Though the scallywags with chronic nose troubles be sniffin' sweet scents for half a year, their keen noses be startin' to falter! The olfactory treasure be slippin' away like a slippery fish! Avast, says the news from the Medscape seas!

"Arrr matey! Keep yer young scallywags safe from the devil’s brew—no opioids on the high seas for 'em!"

Arrr, matey! The AAP be layin' down new charts fer prescribin' them fancy opioids to wee scallywags sufferin' acute pain! They be givin' the healers a proper map to navigate these treacherous waters! Avast, let the pain be vanquished, but keep yer wits about ye!

"Avast, matey! Clozapine be a treacherous beast; beware the snifflin' and coughin'—it be no treasure!"

Arrr, matey! New studies be exposin' the treacherous ties 'twixt clozapine and the peril of lung infections fer those with the madness! What be the savvy healers needin' to know? Hoist the sails o' knowledge, savvy? <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>

"Arrr! AI be helpin’ scallywags spot the sniffles in wee babes and young landlubbers!"

Ahoy mateys! It seems the clever contraptions of artful intelligence be spyin’ lung troubles in wee babes better than a fresh deckhand! They be givin’ landlubber doctors a run fer their doubloons in sniffin’ out wheezin’ woes! Arrr, a fine treasure for healers, say I!

"Arrr! A clever contraption be tellin' if ye be at risk o' cancer in yer Barrett's belly! Avast!"

Arrr, matey! A jolly new test be divin' deep into the guts of landlubbers with Barrett’s gullet! It’ll reveal who be likely to face the scallywag of cancer in five tides or less! Aye, a fine treasure for the healers, says the news from the ship of Medscape!

Arrr! Nonprofit hospitals be swimmin’ in $37 billion of treasure, thanks to tax breaks—me hearties, that be a fine plunder!

Arrr, matey! A fresh tale o' treasure maps reveals how nonprofit hospitals be givin' back to the scallywags, even as the landlubbers squabble over their shiny tax spoils! Aye, the winds o' Medscape carry this jolly jest across the seven seas!

Arrr! A magical cure fer weariness, sorrow, and sickness: jig yer bones to the tune o’ the sea!

Arrr, I be feelin’ as free as a seagull on the high seas! From shakin’ off the ghosts o’ heartache to battlin’ the dread disease, dancin' like the devil’s not spyin’ can save yer soul! Aye, even in the ship’s hold o’ medicine!

"Arrr! Iloprost be as useful as a barnacle on a cannonball for organ troubles in septic tempest!"

Arrr, matey! In a grand tussle o' sickly souls with septic shock an' high thrombomodulin, them iloprost potions for three long days did naught to save the ship or lighten the crew's burden! Aye, 'twas naught but a scallywag's tale!

September 29, 2024

"Me hearties, ‘tis a jumbled treasure chart linkin' OSA score to the dangers of a thumpin’ heart!"

Arrr, matey! The landlubber scholars be thinkin’ a fancy scoring chart fer sleep apnea be a better crystal ball fer seein’ heart troubles than that ol’ apnea-hypopnea index shanty. Avast, let’s hope they don't be blowin' wind in our sails! Aye, ’tis Medscape makin’ waves!

September 27, 2024

"Arrr, matey! Pregnant lasses with Hep C be sendin’ wee ones to the NICU, like a ship to Davy Jones!"

Arrr matey! The study be showin’ that 57.7% o’ wee landlubber babes in the case crew be sufferin’ from the dreaded neonatal abstinence syndrome, while only 10% o’ the scallywags in the control crew be feelin’ the pinch. A fine tale from the Medscape seas!

"Arrr! A mighty tempest be brewin', sendin' the Heart Failure Crew scurrying, meetin' sunk like a ship! Har har!"

Arrr, mateys! The Heart Failure Society be shuttin' down their grand meetin' in Atlanta, what was to kick off today, thanks to that scallywag Hurricane Helene blowin' in! Aye, the seas be too rough for heart chatter, so we’ll be castin’ our nets elsewhere!

Arrr! The FDA be givin’ the thumbs up to a fancy new potion for the mad minds, savvy?

Arrr, mateys! The FDA be givin’ the ol’ thumbs-up to a fancy potion fer the noggin that be takin’ aim at them cholinergic critters, but let ‘er dopamine sail free! Aye, 'tis a curious brew indeed, savvy? <br> - Medscape Medical News, or so they say!

Arrr, matey! The scallywags be dyin’ like flies during the plague—SUID rates soared higher than a crow’s nest!

Arrr, me hearties! A fresh bit o' scallywag science be suggestin' a link 'twixt pesky infections and wee babes bitin' the dust! Methinks the good doc's got a curious tale to tell! Avast, keep yer cutlasses sharp and yer wee ones safe!

“Yarr, matey! It be the brain's scarey bit actin' up after a lass be havin' her wee one!”

Arrr! Newfangled brain peepin’ gadgets be showin’ us scallywags how to spot lasses more likely to be drownin’ in the blues after birthing a wee matey. Aye, Medscape be spillin’ the beans on this treasure of knowledge!

"Arrr, be Semaglutide a treasure for battlein' the scourge o' OUD, matey?"

Arrr, matey! Semaglutide be the trusty ship that sails smooth, keepin' those scallywags with type 2 diabetes and a hankerin’ for opioids safer from the perilous waters of overdose, unlike them other wretched potions! Aye, even the sea be chucklin’ at that news!

'Young scallywags with the sugar curse find treasure in a fine support crew! Yarrr, hoist the sails of help!'

Arrr, matey! A jolly band o’ scallywags discovered a fancy scheme fer young buccaneers with T1D! 'Tis said it kept 'em outta the brig and helped their sugar levels dance a merry jig, far better than the usual landlubber care! Avast, what a treasure!

"Arrr matey, lettin' them crazies off the hook be good for calm seas in the long haul!"

Arrr, matey! It be a tricky sailin’ to wean the scallywags off their mind-bogglin' potions after a rough storm, but early whispers be sayin’ it might lead to calmer seas in the long run! Aye, heed the news from the Medscape crew!

September 26, 2024

"Arrr, matey! Guinea pigs be swabbin' the deck of cancer care, makin' it a jolly fine adventure!"

Arrr, a high-seas scholar o’ leukemias from Ohio be rallyin' her furry mates to champion the goodly lives o' patients! Aye, even the pets be hoistin' their tails for a cause! Avast, who knew critters could be such fine advocates? Yarrr!

Arrr! RA lung woes be havin' their own jolly band o' risk factors, matey! Aye, what a scallywag's tale!

Arrr, matey! Blokes who be puffin’ on the devil’s weed, sportin’ the red cross of seropositivity, be seven times more likely to end up in the dreaded RA-UIP ship of ill fortune than those scallywags who steer clear of such treacherous waters! Beware, me hearties!

"Arrr! Treatin' yer sugar troubles might keep them pesky fibroids from makin' port in yer belly, savvy?"

Arrr, matey! It’d seem that the scallywags treatin’ their sugar woes be havin’ less trouble with those pesky fibroids in midlife, aye! But beware, for the winds of menopause be shiftin’ the sails of risk. Read it in the fine scrolls of Medscape, ye landlubbers!

"Fear not the dangers, matey! With SBRT, ye face naught but a whisper o' risk in Stage I NSCLC!"

Ahoy, mateys! A grand tale from the seas of science be revealin’ that landlubbers with stage I lung scallywags who be gettin’ the fancy radiotherapy be sufferin’ little harm or no loss o’ life in three moons! Aye, that’s the news from Medscape’s treasure chest!

Arrr, matey! Them gestational lassies be three times more likely to be struck by the scallywag of severe woes!

Arrr, matey! It be no treasure map but a squabble o' society, law, and ethics, not a matter o' the doctor’s scalpel! Surrogacy’s a fine mess o' morality, not a mere medical conundrum! Blimey, what a hullabaloo! — as reported by the scallywags at Medscape!

"Arrr, just as the scurvy COVID tide be settlin’, a fresh beastly variant be risin’ from the briny deep!"

Avast, me hearties! A scallywag variant known as XEC be sailin' the seas, causin' a ruckus 'mongst the landlubber experts! They be keepin' their spyglasses trained on this rogue bug. Arrr, what a merry chase it be!

"Avast! A jolly leap in tailor'd potion-making for the scallywags of sickness, savvy?"

Arrr, matey! The Rome Study be showin’ that siftin’ through cancer tales be as vital as a ship’s compass! Aye, with hearty chat and deep diving, we be findin’ just the right treasure of treatments fer each scallywag's ailment! Yarrr!

"Doc's be demandin' fatter doubloons from them private payers, or they'll be raisin' a ruckus on the high seas!"

Arrr, matey! The treasure from private plunder be richer than what the king be offerin’, yet many a doc be grumblin’ ‘tis still not enough doubloons for their skills! Aye, the seas of reimbursement be a rough ride! — Medscape Medical News

September 25, 2024

Arrr, matey! What be the best poke to plunder that pesky Elevated PSA treasure?

Arrr, matey! This here study be settlin' the ol' scallywag squabble 'tween the systematic and MRI-targeted pokin' of those with high PSA. A fine tale for all ye landlubbers in the world of medicine! Yarr, it be a jolly good read!

Arrr, matey! The magic scrolls be showin' yer kin be cursed with the cancer beast, savvy?

Arrr, matey! A band o’ scallywags be settin’ sail with a scroll o’ questions, huntin’ for landlubbers whose kinfolk be carryin’ the cursed genes! They be searchin’ their treasure maps—err, health records—for signs of the genetic plunder! Avast, ye be readin’ this in Medscape!

"Arrr, matey! Diabetes logs be the compass to steer clear o' shaky data seas!"

Arrr, matey! To keep the scallywags' diabetes in check across the seven seas, we be needin' some fine ships and doubloons for smart choices in the healers’ lairs, studies, and rules of the realm! Avast, Medscape be tellin' us so!

"Strange TSH, matey: Toss it aside or fret like a landlubber?"

Arrr matey! The wise endocrinologists be settin’ sail, suggestin’ how sea-farin’ healers can spin the yarn of thyroid test results to their landlubber patients. And fer those with a TSH level gone awry, they’ve got a map to navigate the next treacherous waters! Yarrr!

Arrr, who be this Anesthesiologist scallywag? A rumble brews over a name, like pirates squabblin' over treasure!

Arrr, matey! The ASA be hootin’ an’ hollerin’ 'gainst them nurse anesthetists, claimin’ their new name be a scallywag’s trick! The real treasure? Who gets to hoist the title of anesthesiologist! Blimey, it be a right ruckus on the high seas of medicine!

“Arrr, matey! If them lymph nodes be gettin' involved, the booty of survival be lookin' grim for yer rear-end!”

Arrr, me hearties! Those pesky lymph nodes be like barnacles on a ship’s hull, clingy and stubborn! After tryin’ to swab 'em away with neoadjuvant tricks, those scallywags still plague the poor souls with rectal cancer, makin’ survival chances sink like a cannonball! Blimey! 🍻

Arrr! Ye be carryin’ the nose scallywag S aureus, and it be causin’ surgical troubles, ho ho!

Arrr, matey! A grand tale from the seas of science be tellin' us that scrubbin' the nose might just keep yer cutlasses clean and yer blood spillin' at bay! Aye, it be a jolly simple fix for them pesky infections! Savvy?

Arrr! The sea o' European grub rules be changin', smarter than a parrot on a treasure map!

Arrr, me hearties! At a recent gathering of scallywags, we be chattin' about fancy grub for the forgetful, the wheezy, and the salty lunged! Aye, even pirates need a proper feast to keep the brain barrels full! Avast, 'tis a jolly good time for health news!

"Arrr! Ye genes be makin' yer MS act like a scallywag on a rum spree!"

Arrr, matey! It be said that a heavier treasure o’ gloomy genes be leadin’ to more storms o’ despair and troubles fer those with the scurvy MS! Aye, that be what the latest scrolls reveal! Shiver me timbers, ye best keep yer spirits afloat!

September 24, 2024

“Arrr, matey! Radiotherapy be settin’ sail for sarcoma on the high seas o' TP53 breast cancer, savvy?”

Arrr matey! A keen eye’s gaze beheld a curious tale: after 15 years of radiation's fiery glare, scallywags with the TP53 curse be facing an 8.8% chance o' the dreaded sarcoma! Avast, keep yer cutlasses sharp and yer sails high! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be the jolly source!

"Avast! AI be ready t' set sail and revolutionize the care fer scurvy livers, arrr!"

Arrr, matey! With this clever contraption called AI, we be sniffin' out liver troubles 'fore they set sail! It be givin' us the lowdown on who might be savin' their skin with the right potions, makin' our doctorin' smoother than a calm sea! Aye, 'tis a fine treasure indeed!

"Avast, ye scallywags! Let’s set sail, we need a sharper eye on heart troubles for them T1D landlubbers!"

Avast ye hearties! Aye, 'tis been discovered that even young scallywags with type 1 sugar sickness, who be feelin' right as rain, be in peril of a stormy heart! So keep yer peg legs ready, for ye never know when the ol' ticker might betray ye! Arrr!

"Arrr! Malnutrition be a squall brewin’ in Europe, sayin’ the WHO and ESPEN! Avast, feed yer crew!"

Arrr, matey! Aye, this pesky affliction be troubling the lot of ye, affectin' millions of souls! But beware, the rules be as slippery as a wet deck, might be castin’ some poor scallywags aside! So says the trusty scribe of Medscape, savvy?

"Arrr, why be these scallywags catchin' the dreaded cancer curse whilst still in their breeches, eh?"

Arrr, matey! A whole host o' scallywag reasons be causin' this ruckus, and plenty o' mysteries still awaitin' their treasure maps in the land o' research and prevention! Aye, even the good ship Medscape be shoutin’ about it, savvy?

Avast, matey! FDA be warnin' o' shifty shenanigans in foreign cancer quests! Beware the treacherous seas of trials!

Arrr, matey! The FDA be ponderin' if them cancer trials from far-off lands be fit for our good ol' US scallywags! Aye, they be scratchin' their heads, wonderin' if them foreign seas hold treasures for our landlubbers! Avast! What say ye?

"South Carolina wench be talkin' after losin' her wee treasure, accused of sendin' a scallywag to Davy Jones!"

Arrr, matey! She was marooned fer 22 long days in the Orangeburg-Calhoun brig, locked up tighter than a treasure chest, facin' a life sentence! Aye, no doubloons for bail! Talk about a rough voyage, eh? Savvy? <br> *KFF Health News*

"Arrr, a lass's snooze be the secret treasure fer wee scallywags’ noggins growin’ wise, yarr!"

Arrr, ye see, when the fair lass be carryin’ her bounty, her sugar keepin’ goes awry, and the wee one's cord blood be sportin’ extra C-peptide! Aye, that be a part o’ the tale, if ye catch me drift! Har har!

September 23, 2024

"Arrr! A scroll says which scallywags be best suited for the treasure of GA treatment, savvy?"

Arrr, matey! A jolly crew's quest with pegcetacoplan be showin' much better spoils fer those with weary eyes than them fancy trials! Aye, the seas of sight be clearer fer those lads and lasses sufferin’ from vision woes. Avast, Medscape be spreadin’ the good word!

"Yarrr! Navigators be the trusty sea dogs for rheumatology scallywags, steerin' ‘em through stormy joint waters!"

Arrr, matey! Rheumatology navigators be sailin’ on different courses with their treasure maps of gold! But lo! If Medicare tosses a coin their way, it be unlockin’ new booty for them patient swabs. Hoist the sails, let the treasure hunt begin!

Arrr, the FDA be givin’ the thumbs up to Bimekizumab fer three achey joints! Avast, me hearties!

Arrr, me hearties! This wondrous potion be the first and only treasure that stops both scallywags IL-17A and IL-17F from raisin’ a ruckus in yer body! It be savin’ ye from four pesky, chronic maladies! Avast, what a fine bounty for the ailing crew!

Arrr, what scallywag Doulas be doin' for expectin' lasses? They be guidin’ ‘em through the wild seas o' childbirth!

Arrr matey! Though them doulas be workin' wonders fer the lass and her wee one, not all can fill their treasure chests to pay fer such services. Aye, the seas of accessibility be stormy for many a pregnant wench! - Medscape Medical News, savvy?

Arrr! The FDA be givin' th' thumbs up t' a magic box fer spyin' on yer thyroid treasure!

Arrr, me hearties! The See-Mode contraption be the first o' its kind fer spyin' thyroid lumps and tellin' tales on 'em! Aye, ’tis a grand treasure fer the healers, say the scallywags at Medscape Medical News! Avast, what a find!

"Arrr, Brazil be teemin' with doc's, but barely a handful o' beds fer trainin' their scallywag souls!"

Arrr! It seems the ship o' medical residency be sailin' with fewer hearty souls aboard, claimin' some scallywags that care might be as shoddy as a barnacle-covered hull! Beware, mateys—less crew means more chances fer mishaps on the high seas of health! Har har!

Arrr, matey! The AACR be makin' grand leaps in fightin' the scurvy cancer, but beware o' the gaping holes!

Arrr, matey! The scroll be callin’ the Congress to toss more doubloons into the treasure chest o' cancer care! It be shoutin' about grand strides made, yet warnin’ of the dark seas still ahead where more savvy be needed! Avast, let’s plunder knowledge, not just gold!

Arrr! Tumor types and the mischief o' race in the grand game o' breast cancer, savvy?

Arrr matey! In the treacherous waters of breast cancer, 'tis the Black wenches with HR+ HER2− tumors who face a grim fate, sufferin' a 50% higher chance of meetin' Davy Jones! Aye, 'tis a cruel jest of the sea, says Medscape Medical News!

Arrr, the First Nations be shoutin' fer pure water, not that scallywag swamp juice! Avast, give 'em fresh brew!

Arrr, matey! The First Nations Clean Water Act be a treasure in the makin', but doubts be lingerin' like a fog on the high seas! The landlubbers be ponderin' ‘bout it, aye! So let’s raise a tankard and see where the wind blows! Avast, ye scallywags!

Arrr! The lawmen be takin’ a swing at the three scallywags hoardin’ insulin doubloons! Avast, me hearties!

Arrr! The scallywags at CVS, Cigna, and UnitedHealth be caught red-handed, leadin’ poor souls to pay more doubloons for their insulin! Aye, the Federal Trade Commission be callin’ foul on these greedy buccaneers! Avast, me hearties! Keep yer coins close!

Avast! More fine tales o' stem cell magic be makin' it a treasure worth usin' more, matey!

Avast, mateys! In the grand quest to save souls stricken by that scallywag MS, the ol' hematopoietic stem cell transplant be makin' a splash more often than a cannonball at sea! Yarrr, even the doc's takin' notice! <i>MDedge News</i> be spreadin' the word!

September 20, 2024

"Arrr! A shiny new potion be first to tame the ol' sea legs in nrSPMS, savvy?"

Arrr, me hearties! It be said that the Bruton’s magic potion, tolebrutinib, be the first treasure to bring good fortune to landlubbers with nonrelapsing secondary progressive MS. Shiver me timbers, Medscape be spillin’ the beans on this wondrous find! Sail on, ye scallywags!

Arrr, the savvy swabs of the EU be givin’ the nod to a potion fer pesky meningococcal scallywags!

Arrr matey! The mighty EMA be givin’ the thumbs up to Penbraya, a stout defender ‘gainst them pesky meningococcal invaders! And lo, they’ve tinkered with two COVID potions too! Avast, let’s raise a tankard to health, savvy? <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>

Arrr, Europe be suggestin’ the magic potion Hetronifly for them coughin' scallywags with lung troubles! Avast!

Arrr, matey! The European Medicines Agency be spoutin' that Hetronifly, when paired with chemotherapy, be givin’ a jolly good boost to survival odds for landlubbers stricken with that pesky extensive small cell lung cancer! Aye, a fine tale for a scallywag’s ears!

Arrr, matey! Hympavzi’s got the king's nod in Europe fer them bleed’n scallywags with Severe Hemophilia A and B!

Arrr matey! This potion be fer scallywags aged 12 and up, weighin' no less than 35 kg! So, if ye be a wee lad or lass, best be findin' some extra treasure to weigh ye down! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!

"Arrr, two new potions be approved for them old sea dogs' peepers! Avast, the vision be saved!"

Arrr, matey! The scallywags at the European Medicines Agency be givin' a hearty "aye" to Afqlir and Opuviz for those old sea dogs losin' their sight, but they be spurnin' poor Syfovre like a barnacle on a ship's hull! Hoist the sails of disappointment!

Arrr, the EMA be givin' a hearty "Aye!" to Elahere for vanquishin' the pesky ovarian scallywags!

Arrr, matey! 'Twas discovered that Elahere be a lifeboat fer scallywags with the sour FR-alpha mark, battlin' the wicked platinum-resistant beast of high-grade ovarian, fallopian, or peritoneal cancer! Aye, even the doctors be shoutin' “Huzzah!” to this merry news! <br> *Medscape Medical News*

"Arrr, matey! Scallywags be launchin' cyber cannonballs at the healer's ship! Blimey, what a jolly ruckus!"

Arrr, matey! In the year of our Lord 2023, the scallywags o' ransomware struck health care more than any other treasure! The FBI be countin' 249 attacks on our noble infirmaries. Aye, avast ye, ‘tis a right shame when the doc can't fix ye ‘cause the pirates be plunderin’!

"Arrr! A CRC blood test be sailin’ in! What treasure lies in the screening, me hearty?"

Arrr, matey! The shiny Shield blood test be spark’n the hearts o' scallywags to seek their colorectal fortunes! But beware, savvy? It comes with its own kraken o' troubles, say the wise sea dogs. So hoist yer sails wisely!

"Arrr! Canada be battlin' them pesky PFAS! But are they swingin' their cutlasses hard enough, matey?"

Arrr, me hearties! Those pesky PFAS be wreakin' havoc on the land, sea, and all critters, but the cures bein' tossed about be as clear as murky waters! Who knows if they’ll do any good? Avast, me mateys! Keep yer eye on the horizon!

Arrr! Elinzanetant be makin' yer blood vessels dance, makin’ ye feel as spry as a parrot on shore leave!

Arrr, matey! Instead o' just pickin' one scallywag receptor like fezolinetant, the new elinzanetant be goin' after two! And lo and behold, it didn't make the liver groan like a sea monster. A fine treasure indeed! <br> *Medscape Medical News*

"Arrr! Fewer flare-ups and less kidney wranglin' in early lupus with this MMF treasure, matey!"

Arrr, two savvy sea-dogs be tickled by the early treasure maps o' a trial on fresh landlubbers, but one scallywag be raisin' a ruckus! Avast! What be this caper? Aye, the high seas of medicine be filled with opinions, like a ship be filled with rum!

September 19, 2024

"Arrr, be this the finest poke in the nether regions, matey?"

Avast ye! A grand experiment from many shores be revealin’ that poke ‘n prodin’ through the perineum be as fine, if not a tad better, than the old rear-end approach. Aye, even the doctors be havin’ a chuckle! Har har!

"Arrr! Adalimumab be bestin' Cyclosporine at keepin' the eye scallywags from risin' again, savvy?"

Arrr, matey! It be said that Adalimumab be the fiercest swashbuckler against uveitis in those scallywags with severe Behçet’s, bestin’ the cannons of cyclosporine, even while they be drownin’ in corticosteroids! Aye, that be the word from the treacherous seas of Medscape!

"Arrr, be them pesticides the new puffin' sticks of doom? Aye, mayhaps we be swappin' one curse for another!"

Avast, ye landlubbers! It be said that them nasty potions o' the farmers may be causin' more cases o' non-Hodgkin lymphoma than puffin' on a pipe! Aye, 154.1% more, if ye believe the scallywags at Medscape. So, keep yer rum and steer clear o' them sprays! Arrr!

"Arrr! Five jolly steps to make yer colonoscopy as fine as a treasure map, savvy?"

Arrr, matey! As the sails of quality rise high fer colonoscopy, those scallywag gastroenterologists best be ponderin' on clever tricks to sharpen their cutlasses o' performance from start to finish! Aye, 'tis a jolly challenge on the high seas o' medicine!

Arrr! Triptans be the treasure, outshinin' them shiny, gold-plated remedies for them pesky noggin' storms!

Arrr, me hearties! New tales of the sea o' science be sayin' four trusty triptans be outshinin' them fancy, gold-plated potions for migraines! Aye, they be kinder to yer belly too! Hoist the sails and save yer doubloons!

"Arrr, the FDA be givin' the nod to Ribociclib fer them scallywags with early-stage breast can’cer! Avast, good news!"

Arrr, matey! Unlike that scallywag abemaciclib, ye don’t need to be all lymph-node positive to snag ribociclib after yer surgery. A fine treasure for all ye landlubbers in need! Avast, the seas of medicine be good to us!

"Arrr! Pembrolizumab be greenlit fer battle alongside chemotherapy fer MPM, savvy? A fine brew fer the scallywags!"

Arrr, matey! This grand potion known as the PD-1 inhibitor be takin' aim at 21 scallywag ailments! Aye, it be the treasure of the seas in the fight against the cursed maladies! Avast, let the sails of health be filled with laughter and mirth!

"Avast ye, matey! Aye, shun the smoke! Opt-out be the secret treasure to free ye from puffin'!"

Arrr, matey! A swashbucklin’ study be shoutin’, ye see, that for landlubbers lacking the gumption to toss the tobacco, an easy escape plan be a treasure! Aye, even scallywags can find their way to the open sea o' smoke-free livin’! Yarr!

"Arrr! Mixing Semaglutide with them fancy mineral salts might just make yer kidneys shipshape, savvy?"

Arrr, matey! A wee examination of the FLOW showed treasures in mixin’ potions, yet some scallywags be scratchin' their heads, questionin' the sense of it all! Avast! What be Medscape Medical News sayin’ about this ruckus? A fine jest on the high seas of science!

September 18, 2024

Arrr! The FDA be givin' the thumbs up to Benralizumab fer the scallywag disease known as EGPA Vasculitis! Avast!

Arrr, in the grand adventure of a trial, 'bout 60% o' scallywags found their troubles eased, and 41% tossed them pesky oral corticosteroids overboard! Aye, Medscape be spillin' the beans!

Arrr! A study be sayin’ that early blooms lead to more scallywag troubles, savvy? Keep yer eye on the horizon!

Arrr, matey! In a jolly study, it be found that young scallywags with hidradenitis suppurativa be sproutin’ their sails of puberty faster than a cannonball! Aye, the little buccaneers be growin’ up quicker than a parrot can squawk! Avast, what a curious treasure of knowledge!

"Arrr! CGM be slashing landlubber hospital stays fer scallywags with T2D, even when they ain’t usin' no insulin!"

Arrr, matey! The treasure of real-world findings be showin’ that with the magic of continuous glucose monitorin’, we be usin’ less of the doc’s fixin’s and keepin’ the sugar in check, no matter the potion ye choose! Aye, ‘tis a jolly good haul for the health!

"Arrr, puffin’ on them e-fumes might turn yer snout into a snotty treasure map, matey!"

Arrr, matey! It be said that the wee critters in our lungs be throwin' a ruckus, messin’ with the immune crew! Aye, ’tis a right mutiny of the respiratory kind! Beware, for even the air ye breathe be causin’ a hullabaloo! Har har!

“Arrr! No troubles be brewin' when ye toss Nivo in the cauldron o' chemo fer bladder scourge!”

Arrr, matey! The learned scallywags be comparin’ the hearty lives o’ landlubbers gettin’ nivolumab alongside their first-round tonic, against those settin’ sail with naught but chemo! A right battle o’ treatments, they say, for those cursed by the urothelial beast! Savvy?

"Arrr! Aye, the plan to keep yer rear intact in the battle 'gainst the cancer beast be lookin' mighty fine!"

Arrr, ye scallywags! A band o' clever landlubbers be pryin' into the magic o' treatment for those cursed with advanced bum cancer! They be ponderin' if givin’ 'em a grand fixin’ before the cutlass be a good idea. Avast, what a jolly quest!

Arrr, the aspirin trial be like a ship lost at sea—no treasure found in the CRC waters!

Arrr, matey! Those scallywags in white coats be comparin' the fates o’ landlubbers with stage II/III colon cancer takin' their trusty aspirin 'gainst those poor souls swallowin' sugar pills! Avast, what a jolly study, ye thinkin’ pirates be fightin’ cancer with yer trusty rum instead! Har har!

"Yarr matey! Tame these six scallywag risks to send CKD to Davy Jones’ locker in the land of fat!"

Arrr! Taming the wild beasts o' risk made the threat o' chronic kidney troubles vanish like a ghost ship! Those heavyweights be as safe as a parrot on a sturdy shoulder, comparin' to the nimble sailors o' normal weight! Avast, me hearties! - Medscape Medical News!

Arrr, be there a scallywag shortage of lasses writin’ tales in the land of rheumatology trials? Har har!

Arrr! It be a curious tale, matey! From the years of 2009 to 2023, the lasses be scarce as a treasure map in rheumatology scrolls! Aye, it seems the fair maidens be penning fewer tales than their salty sea-dog counterparts! Har har!

September 17, 2024

"Scallywag from Hungary be up for the EU health treasure—let’s hope he don’t sink the ship, matey!"

Avast, me hearties! Olivér Várhelyi, the swabbin' who used to steer the European seas of neighborhoods, be lackin' a health compass! Now he’s in a fierce squabble to charm the scallywags of the Parliament! Arrr, good luck to ye, matey! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>

"Ahoy! EHR whispers makin' primary care treasures shine brighter than a gold doubloon, savvy?"

Arrr, matey! Those magical EHRs be givin' gentle jabs, makin’ scribbles better, with 78.9% of them fancy numbers singin' a merry tune! Aye, the doc’s scrolls be lookin’ shipshape now! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!

"Battlin' the scurvy inequities in the wee mateys' breathin' care, arrr! A jolly quest for fair winds and healthy lungs!"

Arrr, me hearty! Wise seafarers found the scallywags of our crew sufferin' from unfair burdens and set sail to chart a course fer remedy and support! Aye, 'tis a fine tale from the realm of Medscape Medical News, where knowledge be gold, savvy?

Arrr, matey! Ignorin' yer noggin' can lead to a devil’s brew of craziness! Avast, beware the brain storms!

Arrr, me hearty! Untamed brain bladders not burstin' be stirrin' up a 10% chance of makin' ye go a bit loopy, especially fer the sprightly scallywags and landlubbers seekin' talkin' cures. Beware the treacherous tides of the mind!

"Arrr! Atezolizumab and Bevacizumab be sunk like a ship in HCC waters, matey!"

Arrr mateys! The treasures o' the IMBRAVE050 trial looked bountiful at first, but alas, after a longer sailin’ 'round the sun, the booty went up in smoke! Aye, Medscape be tellin’ tales of dashed hopes! Savvy?

"Shiver me timbers! A scallywag caught the Dengue fever right in sunny California, matey!"

Arrr, matey! We be huntin' the pesky skeeters, catchin' 'em in traps for a bit o' identification and tinkerin'. Aye, 'tis a right fine way to keep our ship free o' the buzzing beasties! Yarrr, Medscape Medical News be spoutin' the truth!

"Arrr! Pembrolizumab and that fancy CCRT be makin’ landlubbers live longer, matey!"

Ahoy, me hearties! In a grand ol' gamble, lasses with wicked cervical cancer were tossed into the sea o' chance, takin' either the magic potion pembrolizumab or naught but a lump of seaweed, all while fightin' the landlubber with the usual cannon fire of chemoradiotherapy! Aye, 'twas a curious voyage!

“Adenosine be as safe fer wee sea urchins with speedy heartbeats, or ye be walkin’ the plank of trouble!”

Arrr, me hearties! A treasure of knowledge be unearthed: adenosine be a fine remedy for young scallywags with speedy hearts, sailin' smooth for a decade with nary a stormy side effect to be found. So hoist the sails and raise a tankard to safe treatments! 🏴‍☠️

Arrr, matey! Hormone potions fer the lassies be as rare as gold doubloons in Davy Jones’ locker!

Arrr, matey! The mightiest hurdle to usin' HT and tendin' to the woes of menopause be the lack o' savvy among the healers, say the clever researchers! Avast, train 'em well or we'll be sailin' in circles! - Aye, from the fine folks at Medscape!

Arrr, matey! Clinicians be squawkin' like parakeets 'bout Alberta's cheeky new sex ed policy, aye!

Arrr, matey! If ye be makin' parents choose to teach the young'uns about the birds and the bees, ye be settin' 'em adrift on a sea o' infections and heartbreak! Clinicians be warnin' us, savvy? Let 'em learn or face the stormy seas o' youth!

September 16, 2024

"Arrr! Before ye slice, we be numbin' ye up, so ye feel less pain and need fewer grog-filled pills!"

Arrr, matey! That fancy numbing magic be slashing pain like a cutlass after a skirmish, makin' sure we ain't needin' as many of those rum-soaked pain potions post-surgery! The doc says it be a right treasure for our recovery! Aye, Medscape be spillin' the beans!

"Avast! This here ALS blood test be a treasure map to spotin’ trouble early, savvy?"

Arrr, matey! A wee prick o' the finger can spot scallywags with the cursed ALS early on, makin' it quick as a cannonball to diagnose and treat 'em! Avast, me hearties, let’s sail the seas of medicine with this fine news!

Arrr! LPA1 receptor be meddlin' with the treasures of biomarkers in the scallywag's lung troubles, matey!

Arrr, matey! A squabble o' scientists be claimin' their fancy phase 2 treasure hunt be showin' promise to spy on how the scallywags be reactin' to future potions! Aye, 'tis news fit for a jolly good chuckle! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be shoutin' it loud!

Arrr matey! New treasure maps fer breast cancer! Could yer landlubber patient strike gold with these trials?

Arrr, matey! One o’ yer crew might just be fit to join a merry band o’ swashbucklers in a grand quest to tackle the scourge o’ breast cancer! Sign up fer this jolly trial, and let’s sail into the sea o’ medical discovery! Aye!

"Arrr, a jolly tale o' hope fer foul anal troubles with a fancy ICI-Chemo brew! Avast, what luck!"

Ahoy mateys! Those scallywags stricken with the foul SSC of the bum canal be livin' longer when ye toss in a sprinkle o' immunotherapy with yer usual potions! Aye, says the first grand trial in these treacherous waters. Yarrr, may the winds be ever in yer favor!

"Arrr! We’ve spotted five jolly bands o' scallywags in the cursed seas of ANCA Vasculitis, matey!"

Arrr, matey! A grand tally o' scallywags with that cursed ANCA-associated ailment be split into five jolly bands, givin' us clearer forecasts fer survival! Aye, mayhaps now we can chart our courses more wisely! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!

Arrr, will these fancy potions make the cuttin' of bellies a thing o' the past, matey? Ha-ha!

Arrr, matey! One salty sea dog be sayin' "aye," while t'other be shoutin' "nay!" Who'll hoist the Jolly Roger in this squabble? Only the fickle winds o' fate know! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be watchin' with a hearty laugh, savvy?

Arrr, the FDA be givin’ a hearty aye to the jab o' Atezolizumab for a whole treasure o' cancers!

Arrr, matey! Subcutaneous jabs be a swift affair, takin' but 7 minutes o' yer precious time, while the tedious intravenous drippings drag on fer 30 to 60! Aye, choose wisely, lest ye be stuck waitin' like a landlubber! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!

September 15, 2024

"Arrr, worse luck befallin' with Nivolumab-Rucaparib in the treacherous waters of ovarian cancer, matey!"

Arrr, matey! We be weighin' the might of rucaparib and nivolumab together against the lone sailor, rucaparib, in the battle for ovarian treasure! Avast, the good folk at Medscape be spinnin' this yarn! Aye, let the best remedy hoist the Jolly Roger!

Arrr matey! T-DXd be workin’ wonders fer some scallywags with HER2+ breast treasure! Avast, what a fine find!

Arrr, matey! Those scallywags stricken with the dreaded HER2-positive breast cancer be gettin’ their dose o’ trastuzumab deruxtecan every three fortnights! Aye, it be a fine potion to battle the foe! Avast, the good folks at Medscape be keepin’ us in the know!

"Arrr, matey! A fresh remedy for that pesky liver scallywag, the intermediate hepatocellular carcinoma, be blowin' in the wind!"

Arrr, matey! That pesky liver beast, intermediate-stage hepatocellular carcinoma, be a right tricky scallywag to vanquish! But lo! New treasures of knowledge be surfacing, mayhaps leadin' to fresh battle plans fer the crew of afflicted souls! Avast, we’ll find a cure yet! <br> *Medscape Medical News*

September 14, 2024

Arrr, Doublet magic be floppin' like a landlubber in a cannonball contest against gastric scallywags!

Arrr, matey! The treasure map shows that adding doublet magic to the ol’ FOLFOX brew didn’t make our ship sail any faster! It seems the true gold lies in the PD-L1 expression. Avast, keep yer eye on that in yer immunotherapy quests!

"Arrr, matey! No treasure found with Durvalumab in early lung battle, just a jolly ol' ghost ship!"

Arrr, me hearties! The CCTG BR.31 trial be showin’ no treasure o’ disease-free livin’ with that durvalumab potion for lung scallywags! Aye, it be high time we seek the magic markers to help us find good fortune! Avast, or we be sailin’ in circles!

"Arrr, be the squabble over them preop chemoradiation for gastric scurvy settled, or be we still fightin'?"

Arrr, matey! Though ye be seein' a fine boost in the landlubber's pathologic response with that fancy chemoradiation, it seems the treasure of long life and smooth sailin' be eludin' us still! Aye, that be the jest of it! Har har!

"Arrr! FDA be givin' the nod to Lebrikizumab fer that pesky itch, mateys! Avast, yer skin be saved!"

Arrr, matey! Over a thousand scallywags aged 12 and up set sail fer the grand trials o' the IL-13 inhibitor! Aye, 'tis a mighty quest fer knowledge, as noted by the fine folk at Medscape Medical News! Avast, let the science flow like rum at the tavern!

September 13, 2024

Arrr! The FDA be givin' the thumbs up to Ocrelizumab, a treasure for them landlubbers fightin' the MS beast!

Arrr matey! In the grand OCARINA II trial, stickin’ ocrelizumab under the skin be just as good as pourin’ it down the gullet, savvy? So whether ye jab or ye pour, yer in the same ship! Avast, Medscape be spreadin’ the news!

"Arrr! Early treasure maps show mRNA potion be promising for battlin' that fiendish glioblastoma, matey!"

Arrr, matey! The newfangled mRNA potion be showin’ fine promise in fightin’ the scourge o’ cancer, as the scallywags at ESMO be reportin’! Aye, let’s toast to these early tales of triumph on the high seas o’ medicine! Avast, good news indeed!

Arrr, be it time to scour the seas for soul-searchin' before we all walk the plank, matey?

Arrr, me hearties! Some scallywags be claimin' that checkin' for the black spot saves souls, while others say it be a fool’s errand, doin' more harm than good! So, what be the finest treasure to keep the grim reaper at bay? Jolly good question, matey!

"Arrr, be Multiple Sclerosis a shield against the fog of Alzheimer's, or just a trick of the mind, matey?"

Arrr, matey! Those scallywags suffering from MS be sportin’ only half the brain barnacles compared to landlubbers without it! Aye, could be the good ship MS be keepin’ Alzheimer’s at bay! Avast, what a twist of fate!

"First-gen scallywags o' medicine be usin' sheer pluck to sail through treacherous waters o' study!"

Arrr, a fresh tale from the seas o' study reveals the trials o' FG medical scallywags! They be needin' a jolly band of support from their ships o' learnin' to help 'em weather the storms o' knowledge. Aye, Medscape be spillin' the beans!

Arrr, matey! What if a scurvy virus be turnin’ the tides on them pesky antibiotic-resistant scallywags, eh?

Arrr! In me grand experiments, phage therapy be trickin’ them scallywag bacteria into a pickle! They be droppin' their guard 'gainst the mighty potions they thought they could outsmart. A fine jest, me hearties! <i>Knowable Magazine</i> be spillin' the beans!

Arrr, matey! In every port o' the US, one in five landlubbers be sportin' a belly like a treasure chest!

Arrr, matey! In 23 ports, over a third o' the landlubbers be as round as a cannonball, clockin' in at 35%! Aye, even the sea biscuits be wonderin' why they can’t find their toes! Ye best be watchin’ yer rum rations! Avast!

"Arrr, matey! Which scallywags be savin’ gold by gettin' their RSV jabs, eh?"

Arrr, matey! The scallywags be sayin' that chartin' yer course by medical peril be far better than countin' the years! Even when the jolly potions be cheap, the clever brains found this truth! Aye, ‘tis a fine jest on the high seas of health!

"Aye, matey! All hands agree: the itchin’ be fierce when the scurvy skin erupts like a cannon blast!"

Arrr, a band o' scallywags be settin' sail on a quest fer a proper definition o’ that pesky itch known as atopic dermatitis! They be usin’ the power o’ consensus, like a crew arguin’ over booty! Aye, ‘tis a fine tale from the Medscape seas!

"Arrr! They be swappin' faces 'n' peepers like a jolly ol' game o' musical chairs, matey!"

Arrr, matey! A grand venture deemed folly has now set sail, showin’ the way to restore the sight of landlubbers! Avast, ye scallywags, for the next chapter in seein' be upon us! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be shoutin’ the good news from the crow’s nest!

September 12, 2024

"Arrr, me hearties! Be warned: too much pirate's powder be causin' a mad cap’n's madness!"

Avast, ye swabs! A jolly band of researchers be sayin’ that young scallywags takin’ mighty strong amphetamines be flirtin’ with the madness of the sea! Aye, best keep yer wits about ye lest ye find yerself talkin’ to a parrot! Arrr!

Arrr, matey! Baveno VI might just stash them pesky endoscopes fer cirrhosis in Davy Jones' locker!

Arrr, matey! The learned scallywags be suggestin’ we hoist the Baveno VI flag far and wide, for it be a fine treasure of safety and gold! Aye, let’s set sail with them criteria, says the crew o’ Medscape! Avast and may the winds be ever in our favor!

"Blimey! A wondrous potion promises weight loss, like tossin' a cannonball overboard! Arrr, let the scallywags rejoice!"

Arrr, matey! The treasure known as Amycretin be a cunning elixir for the rotund, proven shipshape in trials! It helped landlubbers shed a hearty 13% of their weight! So hoist the sails and celebrate, for safe seas await the plump! Avast, let the feasting begin!

"Arrr! This here bitter brew be wardin' off me hunger pangs and cravings fer grub, savvy?"

Arrr! A magical potion o' bitter hop extract be makin' lasses less hungry 'n' keepin' their cravings at bay, even after a day o' fastin'. No more munchin' like scallywags! So says the wise scribes at Medscape Medical News, savvy?

Arrr, Montana's treasure chest be lighter by $10.8M for swindlin' with cancer tales, savvy?

Arrr, matey! Seems ol' Thomas Weiner, a healer of the dreaded cancer, be caught overcharging the crown and dishing out too many potions! A civil suit be brewin', so let’s see if he be walkin' the plank or findin’ a treasure chest! Har har!

"Arrr! FDA be snoopin’ on ye tampons fer sneaky lead and metal mischief, savvy? Keep yer booty safe!"

Arrr mateys! The FDA be settin’ sail on a grand quest to uncover if them tampons be harborin’ heavy metals! Aye, ‘tis a curious voyage indeed, and we be awaitin’ the tales from the high seas of health! Avast, all ye who dare to menstruate!

"Avast ye! Not all fancy grub be foul! Here’s how to spot the treasure from the trash, matey!"

Arrr matey! Ye may’ve heard whispers ‘bout them cursed ultra-processed grub that be sinkin’ yer health! But ho! Not all be equally treacherous! Some might just be a fine treasure for yer belly! Avast, read ye news from the WebMD seas!

"Arrr! Hormones be like treasure, keepin' lasses spry even into their 80s! Aye, what a hearty bounty!"

Arrr matey! Hormone sorcery be lendin' a hand to lasses battlin' the storms of menopause, even into their 80s! The reasons be as varied as treasure maps! Avast, it be a wild ride on the seas of life! <br> *MDedge News*

"Arrr, matey! Scurvy sugar woes be makin' yer gums more likely to join the crew of periodontitis!"

Arrr, matey! When the pesky neuropathy be makin' pals with retinopathy, ye be findin' yer gums in a right pickle! Add in a dash o' dyslipidemia, and ye've got yerself a storm o' toothy troubles! Avast, watch yer gums, lest they walk the plank!

September 11, 2024

Arrr, UVA Med be battlin’ for its captains, as scallywags demand they walk the plank! Hilarity abounds, matey!

Arrr, me hearties! Over a hundred landlubber instructors be claimin’ that the cap'ns be riskin’ the crew’s health, lettin’ scallywags bully, and turnin’ a blind eye to thievery! A fine mess, indeed! Avast, Medscape be spillin’ the beans!

"Arrr matey! AI’s alchemy be churnin’ proteins from naught, like makin’ rum from seawater! Ho ho, what a treasure!"

Arrr matey! This magical contraption, Generative AI, be craftin' fancy proteins faster than a ship in a storm! It be makin' the hunt for cures smoother than a parrot's backside! Aye, the seas o' drug design be charted like never before! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>

"Arrr! Liraglutide be trimmin' young scallywags’ belly by nearly 6%—a fine treasure for wee pirates aged 6 to 12!"

Arrr, matey! Liraglutide be the finest GLP-1 treasure for the young scallywags, givin' 'em a chance to sail the seas of health! Aye, 'tis a booty worth seekin'! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>

"Arrr, matey! That belly blubber be causin' ye chronic aches—might be the treasure ye don’t be wantin'!"

Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that a belly full o' blubber might be behind the aches and pains that plague ye olde bones! So, beware the treasure of too much fat, lest ye be wracked with pain across the seven seas! Aye, that be the news from Medscape!

"Arrr, matey! Ifinatamab be the treasure find for ES-SCLC, savvy? Avast, it’s workin’ like a charm!"

Ahoy mateys! Those cursed souls with the lung scurvy known as small cell cancer might find a glimmer of hope in the magical elixir, ifinatamab deruxtecan! Aye, it be makin' waves in the phase 2 trials, so hoist yer sails and keep watch! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be the treasure map!

"Avast, mateys! AI’s makin’ old potions dance anew—time fer a raucous revolution on the high seas of medicine!"

Arrr, matey! In their quest to sail past the molasses pace o' new potions, clever scallywags be turnin' to the magic o' AI to plunder new treasures from old remedies. Aye, the seas be full of surprises, even in the world o' medicine! ⚓️💊

“Arrr, matey! AI be makin' drug quests quick as a ship in a storm—trial 'n approval faster than a parrot’s squawk!”

Arrr! Newfangled contraptions be diggin' deep into mighty "data lakes," helpin' scallywags craft quicker, cheaper, and mightier trials fer the landlubbers' medicines — makin' approvals sail smoother than a ship on a calm sea! Avast, Medscape be spillin' the beans!

"Ye be needin' a trusty valve for yer wheezin' woes, matey! It be worth its weight in doubloons!"

Arrr, matey! After five long years o' puffin' and chokin', yer lungs be breathin’ like a fresh sea breeze! And fear not, fer the safety be as shipshape as a well-tied knot! So says the wise Medscape, aye!

"Arrr, matey! Talkin' machines be sniffin' out the sugar woes—might help ye landlubbers avoid the sweet doom!"

Arrr, me hearties! This swashbucklin’ contraption o’ fancy voice wizardry be chattin’ in fine accord with the American Diabetes Association’s test for the scurvy type 2 diabetes! Aye, even the parrots be squawkin' approval! Avast, who knew talkin’ could save ye from the sugary depths!

Aye, matey! Old sea dogs get but a pittance o’ belly fixin’, savvy? Yarrr, it be a cruel tide!

Arrr matey! A crew of learned scallywags be sayin’ that the magic of bariatric surgery in fightin’ obesity's foul curses may not work as well on the old sea dogs. Young buckos see the treasure, but the aged be left with naught but a parrot’s squawk! 🏴‍☠️

September 10, 2024

“Arrr! Finerenone be dost lessenin’ T2D’s grip on hearty sailors with shipshape hearts! Yo ho ho!”

Arrr, matey! Not only did finerenone be smoothin' the heart woes, but it also kept them scallywags from catchin' the sugar curse of type 2 diabetes, even with a shipshape ejection fraction! Aye, 'tis good news for landlubbers and sailors alike!

Arrr, mateys! This week, the ESMO hoedown kicks off in the fine port of Barcelona! Avast, let’s hoist the sails!

Ahoy, mateys! A grand gathering o' scallywags in the realm o' healing be settin' sail this Friday! Prepare yer noggins fer tales o' the black-hearted disease! Keep yer spyglasses sharp, fer Medscape Medical News be spillin' the beans! Arrr!

Arrr! This landlubber caught the bird flu without a parrot’s peck! Strange seas indeed, matey!

Arrr, matey! The search fer scallywags sniffin’ danger be still afoot, but the good ol’ CDC be sayin’ the threat be as low as a landlubber’s sails! Hoist the Jolly Roger and keep yer eyes peeled! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin’ it true!

Arrr, do them SGLT2 treasures help all scallywags with Type 2 sugar woes and kidney mischief?

Arrr, matey! Fresh tidings be tellin' us that the wise men’s words be puffin' up the number o' scallywags thinkin' they’ll be saved from kidney mutiny! Avast, don’t be lettin’ them shiver yer timbers! <br><i>Medscape Medical News</i>

Arrr! Fresh potions fer the KP.2 beastie be here, me hearties! Time to jab and dance a jig!

Arrr, matey! Pfizer and Moderna be settin' sail with fancy mRNA potions to clash with the scallywag COVID strains! And Novavax be packin' a punch fer that JN.1 rascal, the granddaddy of KP.2! Avast, science be a jolly treasure hunt!

Arrr, matey! Those late-night scallywags be flirtin’ with the sugar curse, beyond their rum-filled revelries!

Arrr matey! Those scallywags with late night vibes be sailin’ against the tide of society’s clock, makin’ 'em prime targets fer the dreaded sugar beast and other mischief! Blimey, a treasure of trouble awaits! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin’ true tales, aye!

"Ye mighty trials be sayin' fixin' the ol' mitral valve helps the heart sail smoother in stormy seas!"

Arrr, me hearties! The RESHAPE-HF2 and MATTERHORN trials be causin' a ruckus 'mongst the healers, ponderin' if these here trials be throwin' wide the hatch for treatin' that pesky moderate mitral regurgitation in heart failure! Aye, what a fine treasure of discussion, indeed!

September 9, 2024

"Strange heart wiggles be link’d to a greater chance of kickin' the bucket fer those with the sugary plague!"

Arrr, matey! Aye, if yer heart be not doin' the jig ‘round the clock, ye might be dancin’ with Davy Jones! A restless heart at night doubles yer chances of meetin’ the reaper, and if it don't slow down, ye be in for a 39% whackin'! Blimey!

"Arrr, matey! Gene Silencer be workin’ wonders on that cursed ATTR-Cardiomyopathy—like findin’ treasure in Davy Jones’ locker!"

Arrr matey! The HELIOS-B trial be showin’ that scallywags with that cursed heart malady may soon have a new potion to slow the shipwreck of their health! Aye, a second treasure for the fight against that nasty amyloidosis! Hoist the sails and celebrate!

"Arrr, the EU brainy buccaneers be gatherin' to plot their grand policy treasure map, savvy?"

Arrr, mateys! A band o' scholars be joinin' forces to plunder the mysteries of the noggin! They be raisin' doubloons for brain studies 'n spreadin' the word like a good ol' sea shanty! Avast, let’s make them thinkin' caps shine brighter than a treasure chest!

Arrr, matey! It seems grub be less a captain o' gut hormones than the ol’ potion and the knife!

Arrr, matey! Them quick diet swaps be stirrin’ up less ruckus in yer belly’s appetite signals than what them fancy potions and knife-wieldin’ doctors be findin’. So, hoist the sails of moderation, for the gut be a fickle beast! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin’ no tall tales!

Arrr, me hearties! Can takin' that magic powder keep the scurvy leukemia at bay, or be it just a tall tale?

Arrr, me hearties! This here study be whisperin’ of treasures galore, but ‘tis too soon to tell if they be true riches or just a mirage! So, stow yer doubloons fer now! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin’ the beans, but we’ll wait fer the tide to turn!

Arrr! The scallywags of certain crews be missin' from the ICI cancer trials, matey! Where's their treasure o' data?

Arrr, matey! Our hearty Hispanic and Black shipmates be scarce in the treasure maps of immune trials, but lo! The winds be changin' and they be findin' more booty in recent years! Avast, let's cheer for fairer sails ahead! Aye, sayeth Medscape!

Aye, thanks to the scallywags o’ Reddit, a new ailment be brewin’ like a fine grog, har har!

Arrr, matey! The word be flyin’ like a sea gull on a stormy night, all thanks to the raucous belly rumblings deep in the belly o’ Reddit! Aye, the scallywags be spreadin’ it far and wide! <br> <i>KFF Health News, savvy?</i>

Arrr, matey! A jolly tale of balloon pokin' and doctorin' for them fancy brain vessels, aye!

Arrr, matey! 'Tis true, the ol' balloon angioplasty, when paired with a bit o' doctorin', be givin' better fortune to those with pesky brain blockages than just sittin' back and lettin' the scallywags of medicine do naught! Avast, say the good healers!

"Spyglass 'n' charts fer huntin’ them pesky lung gales o’ cystic fibrosis, savvy? Arrr, keepin’ a weather eye!”

Arrr, matey! With a wee bit o' genetic divin' magic, we be findin' them sneaky cystic fibrosis scallywags! And with shiny new markers, we can keep a weather eye on the stormy seas of inflammation. Avast, science be a fine treasure!

"Arrr! Drinkin' grog be raisin' the risk o' gout fer all hands, but men be sufferin' doubly! Har har!"

Avast ye landlubbers! Drinkin’ too much of the frothy brew or apple swill be givin’ ye a case o’ the gout, aye! Be warned, me hearty, for it hits the lads harder than the lasses! So, raise yer tankard wisely, lest ye be limpin’ like a scallywag!

September 8, 2024

Arrr! Ivonescimab be bestin' Pembro in the high seas o' advanced lung scallywags, matey!

Ahoy mateys! The wondrous PD-1/VEGF potion be grantin’ a fairer chance o’ livin' without the grim reaper compared to that ol' Pembrolizumab in the battle against the cursed advanced NSCLC! Aye, that be news fit for a scallywag!

"Arrr, squabblin' o'er the finest remedy fer scallywags with high-risk PE at the grand ERS 2024, ye say?"

Arrr, at the grand ERS 2024, landlubbers be arguin' over whether to blast the blood clots with fancy machines or wield the ol’ scalpel! New tales be shakin' the old ways, like a storm at sea! Avast, me hearties! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!

September 7, 2024

"Ye be warned, matey! AI be a treasure 'o cures and a treacherous sea o' blunders in medicine!"

Arrr, matey! The joining of clever metal brains in healers’ work be a treasure trove o’ chances, but beware! It sails alongside storms o’ troubles and moral quandaries. Aye, ‘tis a mixed cargo fer sure! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>

September 6, 2024

Arrr, no jestin’! That Yellow Dye 5 be the secret to makin’ ye as unseen as a ghostly sea fog!

Arrr, a wee bit o' food dye be makin' them critters transparent, savvy? A "stunnin'" discovery that might just change the way we be peekin' inside our scurvy mates in the name o' medicine! Ho ho! What’ll they think of next, a dye for the eyes?

"Arrr! Be KRAS inhibitors the treasure map to beatin' pancreatic scallywags? Hope be glimmerin' on th' horizon, matey!"

Avast ye scallywags! In a cruel plague with grim tidings, these KRAS inhibitors be like a glimmerin' treasure map for pancreatic cancer! But watch yer step, for the wise sea dogs be takin’ it slow, keepin' their hopes as cautious as a cat on a hot tin roof!

"Arrr! Why be more sea-surgeons bandin' together like scallywags in a union? ’Tis for treasure, me hearties!"

Arrr, with gold-hungry privateers and our voices growin' as scarce as a mermaid's secret, many a doc be hoistin' the union flag to guard their rights and seek fairer seas for workin'. Even the scallywags at Medscape be takin' note! Avast, me hearties!

Arrr, matey! Colchicine’s mischief with yer other potions be no threat to yer health or prowess!

Arrr matey! Swaps in colchicine's journey 'mongst other potions didn't make it any more perilous nor less useful, as discovered in a trusty trial's second look. So fear not, ye landlubbers! The ship sails on smooth seas! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>

"Arrr matey! A fine tale of skin patches and fancy potions fer banishin' the blight o’ Vitiligo!"

Arrr, matey! Ye be waitin' a whole year ‘fore ye spy any magic from those potions and sunbeams! Be patient, or ye might just go a bit loony! Har har! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' it straight!

"Arrr, matey! In the battle o' diabetic eye woes, the order be yer trusty compass!"

Arrr, matey! The order o' them fancy light burns and anti-VEGF potions be stirrin' the waters o' vision for scallywags sufferin' from that pesky sugar eye disease. Aye, even the healers be takin' notes! 'Tis a right merry dance o' treatments! <br> *Medscape Medical News*

"Arrr, scaldin' heat be makin' yer fingers freeze, says the learned sea dogs!"

Avast ye! In a study of landlubbers with the shivers, both scorching heat and icy blasts be stirrin' up mighty bouts of Raynaud's mischief! Aye, 'tis a tale from Medscape Medical News that’ll have ye shakin' in yer boots, no matter the weather! Arrr!

Arrr, matey! The scallywags of the workforce be sayin' we’ve got more healers than a ship's got barnacles!

Arrr, matey! A fresh parchment from Mercer be spillin' tales of an abundance o’ nurses and home healers, even some doc’s in certain ports! Yet, a shortage o’ healers still plagues the seas! Aye, the world be a curious place, it be!

"Arrr! How 'Oatzempic' be comparin' to that scallywag Ozempic, eh? Aye, 'tis a right curious tale!"

Ahoy, mateys! If ye be one o' them with the sugar troubles, beware the "oatzempic" diet craze! It be raisin' yer sweet levels, shrinkin' yer muscles, and leavin' ye starvin' like a scurvy dog! Arrr, heed the words of Medscape, lest ye find yerself in a pickle!

September 5, 2024

"Arrr, matey! Fresh tales on wranglin' that pesky Sjögren's Lymphoma beast! Avast, let's chart these waters!"

Ahoy mateys! Two scallywag scholars from yon Europe be spoutin’ tales of a mighty biomarker for that pesky marginal lymphoma in Sjögren’s plight! They be ponderin’ whether to strike hard with systemic therapy or just sit 'n wait like a lazy sea dog! Arrr!

"Arrr! Just 8 ticks o' the clock to spy for noggin troubles in yer local ship's doctor’s quarters!"

Arrr, matey! The landlubber doctors be sayin’ the Montreal Cognitive Assessment be a swift and simple treasure hunt for the mind, yieldin’ bountiful riches of knowledge! Aye, ‘tis the best way to chart the waters of yer noggin, as reported by the fine scribes of Medscape News UK!

Arrr, matey! Is it safe t' fix me pearly whites after the cannonball blast o’ radiation, savvy?

Arrr, matey! When them teeth be yanked after a dose o' the glowing rays, yer jawbone might be riskin' a nasty fate! Aye, 'tis a perilous venture for scallywags with head and neck troubles! Best keep yer chompers safe, lest ye end up in Davy Jones’ locker!

"Avast! What hour ye pop yer blood pressure potions be matters naught, says the latest treasure map o' trials!"

Arrr, matey! Whether ye pop yer blood-thinner potion at dawn or when the moon be high matters not, say two fine trials! So hoist yer sails and worry not, for the heart be steady on this fine voyage! Avast, 'tis Medscape givin' us the scoop!

"Avast, mateys! This here CBT treasure map be bringin' fine fortunes to anxious young scallywags!"

Aye matey! The mystical 'Maya' app be a treasure for the anxious young scallywags, makin' their worries vanish like a ship in the night! Reports from the sea of Medscape say it be cuttin' anxiety down like a well-aimed cannonball! Arrr, what a jolly find!

"Arrr! The CHIP and mCA be stirrin' up a ruckus, makin' solid tumors like treasure in Davy Jones' locker!"

Avast, me hearties! A band o' clever scallywags be plunderin' the treasure maps of 10,866 lasses from the WHI, seekin' to uncover the mysteries o' CHIP, mCA, and those pesky solid tumors. Aye, 'tis a jolly good quest for knowledge! Arrr!

Arrr! Captain Laurie Glimcher be abandonin’ ship at Dana-Farber! Avast, who’ll steer this fine vessel now?

Arrr, mateys! The scallywag Glimcher be walkin' the plank come October 1, makin' way for the noble Benjamin Levine Ebert, MD, PhD! Aye, the captain o’ medical oncology be takin' the helm! Raise yer tankards to the new swab! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>

"Yo ho! Cut 'em open first, savvy? 'Tis the key to keepin' the old salts afloat!"

Arrr, matey! Quick cuttin’ be keepin’ ye closer to the land o’ the livin’ than lettin’ it fester or waitin’ like a landlubber. So, if ye be feelin' frail, best to let the sawbones do their magic right away! Savvy?

September 4, 2024

"Ahoy! Hospitals be craftin' cunning plans to lure fine nurses aboard their ship of healing! Arrr, savvy?"

Arrr, matey! With the sea of nurses runnin' dry, the hospitals be usin' their wits to lure in those skilled hands! They be tryin' every trick in the book to keep 'em from sailin' away. Aye, what a jolly ol’ mess, eh?

"Arrr, matey! Doth givin' up ICI therapy spell doom for them with HNSCC? Aye, 'tis a conundrum!"

Arrr, me hearties! It be found that scallywags with pesky head and neck squamous cell trouble can cast off them immune checkpoint contraptions after a year or two without fear of meeting Davy Jones! Aye, that be the word from the trusty Medscape crew!

"Arrr! This scroll be chartin' how skin be gettin' nasty from them Uveal Melanoma potions, matey!"

Arrr, matey! Nearly 80 out of 100 scallywags with uveal melanoma, after dabblin' with tebentafusp, found their hides a-scratchin' like a barnacle-ridden ship! Aye, 'tis a small crew, but a ruckus it be! - Medscape Medical News, the finest scroll in the seven seas!

"Arrr, matey! When ye be givin' glucocorticoids before the doc, ye shrink yer heart’s treasure, aye!"

Arrr, matey! In the grand PULSE-MI tale, givin' glucocorticoids to landlubbers with STEMI didn’t shrink their heart woes after three moons, even though they felt sprightlier! Aye, the treasure of true healing be still buried deep! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>

September 3, 2024

"Arrr! Finerenone be savin' hearts that still be pumpin', like a trusty ship in calm seas, savvy?"

Arrr, me hearties! The great conundrum o' whether them mineralocorticoid receptor scallywags be good fer heart failure with a wee bit o' pump still holdin' strong has been solved by a new trial! Aye, the waves of knowledge be a-changin’, sayeth Medscape Medical News!

Arrr! Europe's air be makin' folks kick the bucket 'bout four times more than them landlubbers in the US!

Arrr, matey! It be said that near 800,000 souls be sent to Davy Jones' locker each year in Europe 'cause of that foul air! Half o’ 'em be claimin' their hearts, savvy? Aye, those landlubber experts be talkin’ ship about it, according to Medscape Medical News!

Arrr, matey! When the moon be high, kidneys be taming the pirate's blood pressure! Avast, what sorcery be this?

Arrr matey! The magic of radiofrequency be tamed, helpin' scallywags with rogue blood pressure at the witching hour and dawn's first light. Even the landlubbers with kidney woes found relief! Aye, the sea of medicine be bouncin' with good news! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be singin' sweet tunes!

"Arrr, matey! Beware! A 35-year-old with the sugar curse be dancin' with Davy Jones, aye!"

Ahoy matey! If ye be a scallywag aged 30 to 40 with the sugar curse known as type 1 diabetes, ye be 20 times more likely to dance with Davy Jones than landlubbers! Arrr, watch yer booty and keep yer sugar in check! <br> *Medscape Medical News*

Arrr, matey! Even after parleyin’, the US be shellin’ out doubloons for potions, as if gold be growin’ on trees!

Arrr, matey! The U.S. landlubbers be haggling for potions, yet they still be payin’ more than a scallywag's ransom! Some be five times what the pill-peddlers promised! Aye, it be a right merry tale of high seas thievery, I say!

"Feast on yer green grub, matey! Tis the secret to keepin' the sugar devil at bay!"

Arrr, matey! A fresh scroll from the wise landlubbers, claimin’ that chomp’n on too much meat be riskier than sailin’ a leaky ship! 'Tis based on what scallywags be sayin’ about their grub and some fancy potions. Beware the meat, lest ye end up in Davy Jones' locker!

"Avast, me hearties! Ditch the potassium after yer heart's been tinkered, or ye might just keel over!"

Arrr, me hearties! In a twist o’ fate, them potassium potions be no match for atrial fibrillation after the heart surgeon's knife! The grand TIGHT-K trial be givin’ no treasure 'ere! Avast, 'tis a fine jest from Medscape Medical News!

"Raise yer Thiazide dose, matey! Aye, it be keepin' them pesky kidney stones at bay! Arrr!"

Arrr, matey! When ye be crankin' up them thiazide potions, ye be sendin' yer urine calcium plummetin' and keepin' those pesky kidney stones at bay over four long years! Aye, a fine treasure for those landlubbers with stone troubles! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be sayin' so!

"Arrr! Olanzapine be the magical elixir that calms yer belly after a fierce bout o' the poison seas!"

Arrr! New tales from the sea o' science be sayin' that Olanzapine be boostin' the spirits and well-being o' landlubbers with solid tumors, helpin' 'em brave the storm o' nausea from the dreaded chemotherapy! Aye, 'tis a fine find for those settin' sail on the seas o' recovery!

September 2, 2024

Arrr, tryin' to feast on a schedule be like catchin' clouds in a bottle—futile and full o' folly!

Arrr matey! In the grand seas of eatin', a wee trial found that munchin' in a time cage did naught for lettin' the pounds walk the plank or keepin' yer sugar shipshape, comparin’ to the usual feasts. Ho ho, what a merry jest!

Aye, matey! A study’s reckonin' if young scallywags who conquered cancer be at risk for pesky KCs! Arrr!

Arrr, matey! This here scroll lays out the grandest tale of keratinocyte cancers in wee scallywags who’ve braved the storms of childhood ailments. Aye, ’tis the biggest chronicle yet, say the wise scribes! Avast, ye landlubbers, it be a treasure of knowledge! 🏴‍☠️

Arrr, can ye ol’ fishy oil from the hatchin’ days keep the scallywags from forgettin’ their treasure?

Arrr, matey! It be said that the mother’s COX1 magic might sway the fishy oil treasure's power over young squalls catchin' the itchy scurvy skin! Aye, a study be spillin’ the beans! Avast! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be the jolly source of this tale!

"Arrr, matey! Aye, ye can chow down on an online grub guide after ye be slicing yer belly!"

Arrr, matey! A fine online feast o’ nutrition for lasses post-sleeve gastrectomy has caught the eye of many a fair wench, gainin' rave reviews! But avast, more research be needed before we set sail! <br> - Medscape Medical News, aye!

“Beware, mateys! Those cursed processed vittles be leadin’ ye straight to the dreaded scallywag known as CRC!”

Avast, me hearties! Feasting on ship's rations o' processed grub be linked to a scurvy bug known to bring on the dreaded CRC! So, beware ye landlubbers, for that salty snack might lead ye to Davy Jones' locker! Arrr! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>

Arrr, matey! Be Gram Stain a treasure for catchin' the pesky UTI scallywags in the emergency seas?

Arrr, matey! When ye be comparin' methods, that ol' urine Gram stain be givin' a fair guess on them gram-negative scallywags, but it be as useful as a ship with a hole! Makes ye ponder its worth in the land o’ the emergency department! Avast!

Arrr, matey! The sneaky ways of systemic sclerosis be plunderin' yer health, even without the scleroderma treasure aboard!

Arrr matey! It be said that systemic sclerosis without the scleroderma treasure might be takin' a hearty 10% of the booty, lookin' mighty similar to the limited cutaneous kind. Aye, the sea of medicine be a strange place! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>

"Arrr, me hearties! Spotty skin be linked to the mind's folly in young mateys of color, savvy?"

Arrr! A mighty study be showin’ that young scallywags of the Black fleet with the skin condition known as vitiligo be at greater peril for their noggins! Aye, the seas of madness be high, matey! Medscape says so, so it must be true, or I’ll walk the plank!

September 1, 2024

"Avast! Stow yer blood thinners 'fore settin' sail on TAVI, lest ye turn into a fountain o' red!"

Arrr, matey! It be safer to halt yer blood-thinning potions while ye be gettin' yer heart valve swapped, say the wise sea-dogs of the trial! So, weigh anchor on them meds, lest ye be spillin’ more than yer grog! Avast!

Arrr! Those new AFib rules be takin' on the scallywags of sickness beneath the surface, savvy?

Arrr, matey! The rhythm's gone awry, a tangled beast of many a factor! The salty sea dogs of the European Society of Cardiology be chartin' new courses in care for the heart's wild dance. Avast, Medscape brings ye this jolly news!

Arrr, matey! The wise sea doctors be sayin’ to drop anchor on high blood pressure targets! Avast, ye landlubbers!

Arrr, matey! The landlubbers at the European Society of Cardiology be changin’ the rules! They be settin’ simpler and fiercer targets fer high seas blood pressure. Avast, take heed or ye might find yerself walkin’ the plank! Aye, that’s the news from Medscape, me hearties!

August 31, 2024

Arrr, matey! Me heart be troubled after tossin' them beta-blockers overboard—me nerves be shiverin' like a scallywag in a storm!

Ahoy, matey! A fresh voyage o' trials be settin' sail, challengin' the wise counsel to cast off beta-blockers for landlubbers with heart troubles and a shipshape left ventricle. Avast, the seas o' medicine be ever murky! Arrr!

August 30, 2024

"Arrr! That Ustekinumab price be sky-high, matey! Aye, the IRA be needin' to hoist the sails on this scallywag!"

Arrr, matey! The OIG be spoutin’ tales of ustekinumab gold plunderin’ the pockets of Medicare Part D scallywags! Yet fear not, for the Inflation Reduction Act be comin’ to ease the sting. Avast, savvy experts say the tide be turnin'!

Arrr! Behold! A treasure map o’ drugs, jumbled troubles, and shady alliances all mark the EASD's grand adventure!

Ahoy mateys! At the next EASD shindig, we'll be talkin' 'bout shiny new treasures—once-a-week insulin and GLP-1 potions! Plus, alliances of the finest scallywags joinin' forces to tackle the diabetes beast! Arrr, it be a jolly good time fer all! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>

Arrr, me hearties! GIST rates be climbin', but Black mateys be meetin' Davy Jones quicker than the rest!

Arrr, matey! GISTs be on the rise like a ship's sails in a tempest! Alas, our Black crew be takin' a harder hit from the devilish esophageal and gastric beasts. Avast, Medscape be spillin' the beans on this scallywag tale! Yarrr!

Arrr, Everolimus be as useful as a ship with no cannons for Non-Clear Cell RCC!

Arrr! Aye, matey! The swabs from the EVEREST treasure hunt showed that everolimus be naught but a scallywag, givin' no aid in keepin' those pesky tumors at bay for landlubbers with localized non-clear cell RCC. Hoist the sails, 'tis useless, I say!

"Doctors on their backs be makin' landlubbers grin with glee, aye! Sittin' 'round like lazy sea dogs!"

Arrr, the scallywag of a doc be knowin' that settin' his bum down by the sickly matey brings a twinkle o' joy to their hearts, say the charts! So, heave ho, let ‘em sit and chat, for the treasure be in their grins!

"Arrr! Avast ye! Beyond the doubloons, behold the jolly treasures for doc-tors—perks that'll shiver yer timbers!"

Arrr, matey! A physician's doubloons be but the tip of the treasure chest! Join me on a quest to uncover the finest booty o' benefits that make the doctorin' life a true bounty! Yarr! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>

"Arrr! Statins be makin' yer liver as strong as a kraken’s grip in the MASLD seas, matey!"

Ahoy, me hearties! Avast ye! Those who be takin' statins while battlin' the cursed MASLD be likelier to dodge Davy Jones' locker, avoidin' liver troubles and sailin' smooth on the waves of life! Yarrr! <br> *Medscape Medical News*

Arrr! Savvy scallywags be feastin’ and fastin’, helpin’ them landlubbers with prediabetes or T2D sail smoother seas!

Arrr, matey! This here method be makin' ye lighter than a seagull on a windy day, droppin' yer BMI and A1c like a treasure chest overboard! So hoist the sails and let the weight fall away, savvy? <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be shoutin' it loud!

August 29, 2024

"Arrr! By the year 2050, it be forecasted that scurvy cancer cases in lads be risin' like a ship's mast!"

Arrr, matey! A mighty scroll be sayin’ that cancer be on the rise fer scallywags, with age and treasure troves makin’ a grand difference! Beware the fate of the landlubbers, or ye might find yerselves walkin’ the plank faster than ye can say “buccaneer”! Avast!

"Arrr, matey! Listeriosis be a treacherous beast fer the wee babe in the belly, aye! Beware, or walk the plank!"

Arrr, matey! Beware the treacherous tides of listeriosis, for it claims aighty-nine out o' a hundred wee ones! A fearsome foe for any sea-farin' lass with a bun in the oven! Aye, even the bravest pirate shudders at such fate! Avast, ye scallywags!

"Arrr! A mighty dose o' magic shrooms be liftin' spirits, like a parrot on me shoulder! Avast, ye gloom!"

Arrr, matey! A treasure trove of knowledge be revealed! High-dosage psilocybin be givin’ more cheer than a bottle of rum or that fancy escitalopram in the fight against the blues. Even the scallywags in Medscape be takin' note! Avast, let’s raise a toast to the magic shrooms! 🍄🏴‍☠️

Arrr! Them landlubber doctors be countin’ 57 shiny treasures of quality, savvy? Aye, what a merry hunt!

Arrr, matey! It be said that Medicare be countin' more doubloons than a drunken sailor, while Medicaid be losin’ count like a scallywag at a rum party! Aye, that be what JAMA be sayin’! Har har!

Ahoy, mateys! Be it known: lasses and lads sprint different ways at the starting line of life's grand race!

Arrr, matey! Turns out the landlubbers with a belly o' treasure be burnin’ sugar and fat like a ship on fire when they first hit the deck! But after a bit o’ swabbin’ and trainin’, they be evenin’ out like a calm sea, say the wise folk o' Medscape!

"Avast! Tame the stormy seas o' postpartum high blood with yer trusty spyglass o' remote watchin', matey!"

Arrr, matey! Those scallywags joinin' the far-off blood pressure scheme found themselves back in the ship's hold less often and poppin' them pills like treasure! Aye, the sea be kinder to them with their meds! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spoutin' the truth!

"Arrr! Fasting be the new treasure map fer plump scallywags, trimmin’ down 'fore we raid the buffet! Har har!"

Arrr matey! Whether ye be feastin' like a king or snackin' like a scallywag, both ways be trimmin' the belly o' them young sea urchins with a weighty treasure o’ obesity! Avast, science be givin’ the same bounty!

August 28, 2024

Arrr, matey! Finerenone be makin' waves, savin' hearts from Davy Jones’ locker! Avast, what a treasure!

Arrr, matey! It be lookin’ like the stormy seas of heart failure be calm’in down, with fewer shipwrecks in sight! The final word from the FINEARTS-HF trial be awaited like treasure on the horizon! Avast, let’s keep our spyglasses trained!

Arrr! Kidney donors be kickin’ the bucket less now, savvy? Aye, they be livin’ longer than a treasure map!

Arrr, matey! A recent tale from the Medscape seas be revealin’ that the peril o’ kickin’ the bucket during kidney givin’ has plummeted like a cannonball over the past ten years. Aye, the pirate life be safer for them generous scallywags!

"Ahoy, mateys! A jolly new toil called 'Evolution' fer stroke survivors—give it yer all, or walk the plank!"

Arrr, me hearties! A newfound scroll be sayin' that givin' yer weary crew a hearty workout can be as fine as treasure for those mending from a stroke! So hoist the sails and let the fitness games begin! Yarrr!

"Chartin' yer hopes: Navigatin' the treacherous seas of survival with Osimertinib, savvy?"

Arrr, matey! In a crew of scallywags with that pesky EGFR lung curse, those who missed the FLAURA treasure hunt met a fate worse than a kraken’s bellyache! Medscape be spillin’ the beans on this grim tale! Yarrr!

Arrr, Ontario be tossin’ the COVID muck overboard! What wild seas be awaitin’ us next, matey?

Arrr, matey! When the ship sails for the last time, the fine folks of that Canadian territory be left high and dry, with naught but a rusty cutlass for keepin' an eye on those pesky plagues! Blimey! Medscape be spillin' the beans!

"Arrr, how be Canada liftin’ the spirits o’ ol’ sea dogs and new mateys alike, eh?"

Avast, me hearties! As we delve into the murky waters of immigrants’ woes, it appears the wise folk be conjurin’ up some remedies for their troubled minds and weary bodies. Let’s sail forth with these solutions, savvy? Arrr! – Medscape Medical News be shoutin’ it loud!

"Arrr matey! This fine treasure of a program be makin’ scallywags with achy joints feel spry as a parrot!"

Arrr, me hearties! A merry band o’ scallywags found that a jolly good support crew for wee ones stricken by the pesky juvie arthritis buggerin’ up their joints made 'em feel sprier, happier, and ready to plunder the seas o' life! Avast, what a treasure!

Arrr! The landlubber Feds be tossin’ the Medicare scam overboard after a mighty ruckus! Ha ha!

Arrr, matey! This here decree be makin' the health scallywags scour the sailor's logs, findin' any gold they be owein' the Crown! If they be takin' too much doubloons from the mighty CMS, they best be returnin’ it or face the plank! Aye, the seas of health be treacherous!

August 27, 2024

Arrr! Medscape be launchin' a free magic contraption to regale ye with tales of patients past!

Arrr, me hearties! In the month of August, the scrolls be unfurled to the landlubber doctors of the US, right after the grand reveal of the Medscape AI Search! Aye, even a pirate knows 'tis a treasure of knowledge! Blimey, the seas be teemin' with info!

"Sealin' the Breach: Notorious Hotspots Found fer CRC Spyglassin'!"

Arrr! The scallywags at Cleveland Clinic be spottin' treasure maps o' colorectal cancer! Aye, they found hot spots where the fine folk of Hispanic and Latina communities be needin' more check-ups to fend off the dread disease. Aye, let’s hoist the sails for health! ⚓️

"Arrr, matey! Semaglutide might make Medicare's treasure chest lighter by billions, makin' the scallywags grumble!"

Arrr, matey! Medicare be swingin' its hook, lettin' one in seven landlubbers with a hefty belly claim the magic potion known as semaglutide! Aye, the tides of health be shiftin' for the plump, all thanks to the powers that be! Avast, yer shipshape self awaits!

"Arrr! Aye, that APOE be causin' a ruckus in yer peepers when them pesky eye infections strike!"

Arrr matey! A wee bit of magic from the apolipoprotein E gene be aidin’ the ship’s healers in spyin’ eye troubles in scallywags stricken with infectious conjunctivitis. Avast, who knew genes could be so handy, eh? A fine treasure for our ocular adventures! ⚓️👁️

"Arrr! No more tattered sails for all! Precision psychiatry be settin' course for yer noggin's true fit!"

Arrr, matey! Precision psychiatry be throwin' the ol' trial-and-error way overboard! Instead, it be usin’ fancy biological measures to chart the best course for each soul’s troubled mind. Aye, no more guessin’ like a landlubber! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spoutin’ the news, savvy?

Avast! Cut out thy thyroid, and ye might just be inviting a kidney scallywag aboard yer ship!

Ahoy, matey! Them landlubbers who lost their thyroids be riskin' a rougher voyage with kidney woes, especially if parathyroid be takin' a tumble! Arrr, beware the high seas of health, lest ye find yerself in Davy Jones' locker!

"Ahoy, me hearties! Behold the gold-plunderin' guides for yer serious ailments—paid for, savvy?"

Arrr, matey! New Medicare scrolls be givin' landlubber physicians the gold to hire savvy navigators, helpin' scallywags chart a course through the treacherous seas of ailments like the dreaded cancer and heart failure. Avast, me hearties, fair winds to yer health!

"Arrr! In a sea o' scarce treasure, the lung swap troubles still be sailin' strong, matey!"

Arrr, matey! The treasure o' lung transplants be buried beneath the waves of inequality! Can gatherin’ better maps o' data and keepin’ lungs fresh like a fine grog help us share the bounty fairly? Avast! Medscape be askin’ the tough questions, savvy?

"Arrr, matey! Poppin' aspirin be the finest treasure fer keepin' yer gut shipshape, even if ye feast on grog 'n grub!"

Arrr, matey! A mighty big study be showin' that poppin' aspirin be keepin' yer butt from makin' a jolly dance with cancer, especially fer those scallywags livin' like barnacles on a ship! So, hoist yer pill bottles and sail away from trouble, ye landlubbers!

August 26, 2024

Arrr, the FDA's givin' the thumbs-up to the Omnipod 5 for scallywags with Type 2 sugar troubles!

Arrr matey! A fine new tale be told! A contraption for deliverin' insulin be settin' sail for those cursed with type 2 diabetes who be needin' a shot o' the sweet elixir. Avast, the future be bright for landlubbers lookin’ to tame their sugar seas!

Arrr! The step-by-step treasure map be spottin' troubles in the chest o' CD, savvy? Avast, me hearty!

Arrr matey! The magical pill cam and double balloon trick be spottin' troubles that regular pokin' can’t reach in scallywags with celiac woes! Them pesky symptoms be no match for our fancy tools, savvy? <br> *Medscape Sea News*

Arrr, matey! When ye be older than Davy Jones' locker, it be time to chart the colon seas!

Arrr, matey! The scallywags be sayin’ ye can toss the colonoscopy hook ‘round age 75, yet many a sailor be still gettin’ probed! So, when be the right time to drop anchor on that? Aye, the good ship Medscape be ponderin’ this riddle!

"Avast! The first treasure map fer continuous sugar spyin' be settin' sail, mateys! Sweet loot awaits!"

Arrr, matey! Dexcom's Stelo be for landlubbers o' 18 summers or more, battlin' diabetes or prediabetes, not usin' insulin or fearin' the black spot o' hypoglycemia. No need for a fancy prescription, just sail yer way to health! Avast! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!

"Arrr, cuttin' out a lobe be no reason to hoist the reoperation sails in thyroid scallywags!"

Arrr, matey! Even after them fancy 2015 guidelines called fer more thyroid lobectomies, the ol’ reoperation rates be as steady as a ship in a tempest! Seems like we still be patchin' up the same ol' barnacles! Avast, what a merry jest!

Arrr! This TYK2 potion be sparkin’ hope fer them blighted by the itchy skin curse, matey!

Arrr, matey! Zasocitinib be a powerful potion fer ridin' the skin o' the scallywags plagued by psoriasis! Aye, 67% to 68% o’ the crew who took the hearty dose be seein’ their troubles vanish like a ship in a storm, all in just 12 weeks! Har har!

Arrr! We queried seven sea-farin' medics: How do ye shiver me timbers and make scallywags move their bones?

Arrr, these landlubber doc-cors be gettin' their crew to hoist the sails and exercise! Avast, take their cunning tricks fer yer own mischief. Shiver me timbers, let the swabs get fit or walk the plank! <br> *Medscape Medical News*

"Arrr, savvy! Black scallywags be climbin' the ranks fer them kidney treasures! Aye, the list be shufflin'!"

Arrr, matey! Early whispers from the crow's nest say them race-neutral policies be workin' like a charm, makin' the kidney transplant seas a fairer voyage for all! So hoist the sails and toast to a fairer ship, says Medscape Medical News! Aye, let the treasures be shared!

"Arrr, can the state o' yer pearly whites spill the beans on a wee lad's troubles?"

Arrr, matey! A fresh parley from the healers be suggestin’ that a lad’s pearly whites be givin’ clues to whether he be mistreated or neglected! So keep a weather eye on those chompers, lest ye be findin' trouble in the treasure chest of childhood!

August 23, 2024

"From the sands of Baghdad to Boston's shores, I’ve plundered knowledge to cure the cursed blood seas! Arrr!"

Arrr, me hearties! A college mate met his doom in a most dismal way, and lo! It set El-Jawahri sailin' on a new course, like a ship blowin' off course in a storm! Aye, the winds of fate be a fickle mistress!

Arrr! Aye, we found a potion to make yer jabs stick like barnacles and last longer than a sailor’s tale!

Arrr! We be havin' a new treasure in the form of a jolly vaccine additive, sparkin' a mightier immune crew! Aye, it proves the magic o' combin' them adjuvants like a fine rum and a hearty stew! Savvy?

"Arrr! Should the US hoist the same sails as the UK’s ban on Valproate, or let it drift away?"

Arrr! The Crown be layin' down new rules fer scallywags under 55, sayin' valproate be as safe as a leaky ship! Now, the question be, should the good ol' US of A hoist the same sails? Aye, that be a ponderin’ worthy of a bottle o’ rum!

Arrr, mates! Wives o' the cancer-stricken be walkin' the plank o' despair, riskin' a dive into Davy Jones' locker!

Avast, me hearties! A curious tale from yon Denmark be tellin' us that the mates of cancer-stricken scallywags be more likely to take a plunge into the briny deep of despair! Aye, it seems love can be a treacherous sea! Arrr!

Arrr, matey! Heat 'n' death be takin' a dive, but we still need to swab the deck for more!

Arrr matey! In the fair lands of Europe, savvy soul savers hath concocted schemes to shield the weary from the fiery sun, slashin’ the yearly death toll by a hearty 80%! Aye, even the hottest seas can't sink this ship o' health! Har har!

"Arrr! Chart yer course fer Cushing's! First, poke about with tests, then weigh the treasure of symptoms, savvy?"

Arrr, matey! That round visage be a tellin' sign o' Cushing's syndrome, fer sure! But beware, there be more signs in the sea of symptoms. How be ye chartin' the course to a proper diagnosis? Ahoy, let the medical winds guide ye!

"Arrr! Even a clever contraption be stumblin’ like a drunken sailor in makin’ wise choices for scallywags' health!"

Arrr! GPT-4V be makin' 81.6% on the ol' accuracy scale, bestin' landlubber doctors at 77.8%! But I ask ye, matey, is that treasure enough to sail the seas of medicine? Har har! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>

"Arrr! Me hearties, fiery humors sparkin’ the mind's madness—beware the crazed seas of yer noggin!"

Arrr, matey! Fresh intel be showin’ that the fiery beast known as inflammation be causin’ mischief in the noggins, leadin’ to troubles of the mind! This treasure o' knowledge might help us spot scallywags at high risk fer such turmoil, savvy? Aye, Medscape be spillin’ the beans!

August 22, 2024

"Elinzanetant be a fine potion, easin' the woes o' menopausal lassies like a hearty grog on a stormy night!"

Arrr, matey! In two grand trials, where none be knowin’ who be swiggin’ the good stuff or the fake elixir, the potion proved safe and sound for a fortnight o’ six! Aye, ’tis a fine find, says the scribes of Medscape! Yo ho ho!

"Arrr, matey! Doth pleural invasion be makin' early NSCLC a treacherous sea for yer health, or be it just bilge?!"

Arrr, matey! Those scallywags with wee lung troubles and pesky pleural invasions be seein’ more returnin’ troubles than those not plagued by pleura, yet both be sailin’ the same survival seas! Aye, that be the tale from the Medscape treasure map!

Arrr, matey! Lettin' yer blood pressure run wild be like sailin' straight fer Davy Jones’ locker—Alzheimer’s be awaitin’ ye!

Arrr, me hearties! Taming the ol’ blood pressure in the aged swabs might just keep the scallywags’ brains from turnin’ to mush! Aye, that’s what the wise folk be sayin’! So hoist the sails for health, or ye might forget where ye buried yer treasure!

"Doc scallywags be grumblin’ 'bout them cursed treasure charts! Aye, they be worth less than a barnacle!"

Arrr, matey! Them RVUs be blind to the tangled seas o' doctorin', say the wise blokes at Medscape. Aye, 'tis a jolly mess they found—like sailin' in a storm with no compass! Yarr, who knew treatin' landlubbers be so tricky?

"Avast, matey! Cold snare be a fine way to plunder those pesky polyps without sendin' 'em to Davy Jones!"

Arrr, matey! Cold snare EMR be a jolly good choice fer wranglin' those pesky large polyps, safer than the fiery hot kind! So hoist the sails of good health and let the scalawags beware! Aye, 'tis a treasure for yer innards!

"When young sea urchins who braved the storm of sickness be confronted by the tempest of love!"

Avast, me hearties! Aye, 'tis said that nearly 57% o' lasses who’ve bested the foul beast o' cancer be hoistin' the Jolly Roger o' sexual woes in their later years! Aye, that be a stormy sea for their love boats! Arrr, what mischief this be!

"Should all landlubbers with early breast plunder be swabbin' the decks of ART? Aye, what say ye?"

Arrr, matey! Scallywags in lab coats be plunderin' data from lasses with early breast cancer! They tossed 'em into two ships: one sailin' with high-dose radiotherapy and t'other goin' bare! Aye, the seas of science be a wild adventure!

“Blazin’ flames stir up the air, makin’ landlubbers wheeze and scurry to the doc’s, arr!”

Arrr, matey! 'Tis the pesky fine dust that be makin’ yer lungs wheeze like a ship in a storm, givin’ asthma a right scare! But fear not, COPD be takin’ a lesser hit. Aye, Medscape be spillin’ the beans!

August 21, 2024

"Arrr, the FDA be sendin' a parley, tellin' us me myeloma potion be needin' more magic, savvy?"

Arrr! The scallywags at the agency be sendin' Regeneron a letter o' doom, spoutin' tales from their snoopin' inspection. Aye, this will delay the treasure hunt fer their myeloma potion, linvoseltamab. Avast, me hearties, we be waitin' longer fer this cure!

Arrr, matey! A heap o' cancer woes in the colonies be stoppable, savvy? Time to hoist the sails o' health!

Arrr, matey! In the year of our compass 2019, ‘twas discovered that four out of ten scallywags stricken by the cancer curse, and nearly half who shuffled off this mortal coil, could’ve avoided the grim fate with a wee bit o’ modifiable habits! Blimey!

"Aye, matey! Nalmefene be the cure fer overdoses, but beware, it might make ye see mermaids!"

Arrr, matey! The newfangled nalmefene injector be a curious contraption fer fightin' the devil's brew of opioids! But beware, savvy sailors say it needs a closer look, lest we end up in Davy Jones' locker! Heave ho, ye landlubbers!

"Ye be seein’ the sad tale of young scallywags’ doom differin’ by color ‘mongst the landlubbers o’ America!"

Arrr, matey! Ye see, the scallywags o' the study be showin’ a jolly ol’ tale of differences in the grim fate o’ Asian American lads and lasses! Aye, ‘tis a curious thing, as Medscape be tellin’ us. Who knew the seas o’ despair ran so deep?

"Arrr! A wee night's snooze might send yer serum proteins a-dancin', like scallywags at a rum-soaked shindig!"

Arrr, me hearties! A wee pilot study be settin' sail to uncover how a lack o' shut-eye be plunderin' our bodily treasures. Sleep be the gold, and without it, ye might be actin' like a scallywag! Savvy? <i>Medscape Medical News</i>

Arrr, Jeffrey Weber, the great cancer-slayin' doc, be swimmin' with the fishies now! Aye, what a ruckus!

Arrr, matey! Weber be the swashbucklin' pioneer of cancer fightin' with the body's own crew, takin' on that scallywag melanoma! A true treasure to Medscape Oncology, he be! Yarrr, what a fine tale to tell in the realm of medicine!

"Arrr, matey! Losing yer ship be makin' yer noggin go all foggy-like, aye!"

Arrr, matey! A recent treasure map o' studies be showin' that when ye lose yer ship, ye might lose yer noggin too! Chronic stress be like a pesky parrot on yer shoulder, squawkin' away at yer memories. Best keep yer ship in port, or ye might forget where ye buried the gold!

Arrr! Tirzepatide be a magical potion that keeps ye from turnin' into a sugar-swindlin' scallywag, matey!

Arrr matey! The treasure map o' Lilly's SURMOUNT 1 be revealin' a mighty 94% drop in scallywags developin' type 2 diabetes, fer those with a belly full o' rum and prediabetes! Aye, even the sea rats be celebratin' this fine news! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>

August 20, 2024

"Arrr! FDA be givin’ the green light to Lazertinib and Amivantamab for the lung beasties! Avast, ye scallywags!"

Arrr, matey! The crew be givin’ the green light to this treasure map of a combo for those scallywags with the nasty lung beast, be it locally advanced or spreadin' far and wide, sportin’ the sly EGFR mutations! Yo ho! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be shoutin' it loud!

"Arrr! Be a dire sign, matey! Semaglutide's got ye feelin' like Davy Jones himself!"

Arrr, matey! A fresh scallywag’s study be hintin' at dark thoughts tied to that GLP-1 potion, semaglutide, but savvy experts be shoutin’ to hoist the caution flag! Keep yer wits about ye, or ye might find yerself swimmin' with the fishes! Avast!

"Arrr, do them fancy blood tests for the black spot pass muster, or be they just a sea dog’s tale?"

Arrr, matey! Beware the crafty test makers, for they be like scallywags steering the ship! Researchers be sayin' they shan't be meddlin' with the study's sails, lest the truth be lost to Davy Jones' locker! Har har! 🏴‍☠️

Arrr, can the wise folk o' science help us swab the deck fair 'twixt lasses and lads in the games?

Arrr, the tales be swirling 'round the ring about lass Imane Khelif, stirrin' up a tempest o’ intersexuality! Aye, what a ruckus for the sportin' seas! Aye, 'tis a puzzlin’ riddle for us swashbucklers to ponder!

"Arrr, Hydroxyurea be messin' with them treasure chests o' ovaries in the realm of Sickle Cell Davy Jones!"

Arrr, matey! The treasure trove o' knowledge be tellin' us that the lady's ovarian stash be unscathed by hydroxyurea, blood transfusions, or them pesky vaso-occlusive storms. Aye, it seems the fair wenches be holdin' their bounty just fine! Yarr!

Arrr! Ye olde CT scan booty be spillin' secrets o' hidden sugar demons, matey! Avast, watch yer treasure!

Arrr, matey! A mighty fine study be revealin' that cursed machines be seein' the tides of type 2 diabetes more clear than old sea dogs' tricks! Those scannin' contraptions be spottin' dangers in the past to save yer treasure in the future! Avast, science be a clever sea beast!

"Arrr! The minds o' Canadian lads 'n lassies be sinkin' faster than a ship with a hole, matey!"

Avast, me hearties! The scallywags in lab coats be raisin' the Jolly Roger o' concern! Canada be near sailin’ into a storm o' mental health troubles fer grown folk. Arrr, batten down the hatches and stock up on rum, for we be needin' it to weather this tempest!

Arrr, matey! Pregnant lasses be puffin' CBD double the rate o' landlubbers! Aye, the sea be full o' surprises!

Arrr matey! In a grand haul o' North American lassies, the expectin' wenches be usin' cannabidiol (CBD) nearly twice as much as their landlubber counterparts! Aye, it seems the sea o' motherhood be callin’ fer some calming herbs! <i>MDedge News</i> be spillin’ the grog!

Arrr! Aye, matey! Newfangled magic be givin’ hope to scallywags with high-risk liver woes! Avast, ye immunotherapy!

Arrr matey! The magic of neoadjuvant immunotherapy be givin' the same fair winds for survival and cuttin' as goin' straight for the sword! It be openin' the treasure chest of surgical chances for them scallywags once deemed unfit for the blade! Avast!

"Arrr! Be Adaptive Brain Ticklin' the true treasure for them shiverin' landlubbers with Parkinson's, eh? Aye, a game changer!"

Arrr, matey! A fine pilot study be showin’ that personalized, swashbucklin’ deep brain ticklin’ be handlin’ Parkinson’s motor mischief better than the run-of-the-mill DBS. Aye, ‘tis a jolly good find fer us scallywags! So, hoist the sails and let the brainwaves sail smooth!

August 19, 2024

"Avast ye! Beware the tempest! It might send yer meds overboard, threaten yer health, and leave ye feelin' like a scallywag!"

Arrr, matey! CVS Health be cookin' up a scheme to safeguard landlubber lungs from foul weather's wrath! Aye, they be keepin' the wheezin' crew safe when the stormy seas be a-ragin’! Hoist the sails and heed the call! Aye!

Arrr, landlubber lasses in the sticks be fightin' more storms in the tempest of perimenopause, savvy?

Arrr, lassies in the far-flung lands be fightin' a mighty battle! They struggle fer doctorin’, workin’ the decks, and findin’ a sturdy ship to sail! And on top o’ that, they be raisin’ squabblin’ wee ones! Blimey, what a hullabaloo! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spoutin’ the truth!

Arrr, Canada sets sail fer speedy treasure in the form o' quick fixes fer potions 'n gadgets, matey!

Arrr, matey! Canada be settin’ sail to hasten the approval o' potions and remedies, but beware! Some salty sea dogs be frettin’ ‘bout the standards slippin’ faster than a ship in a storm! Har har!

Arrr, matey! It seems the devil's brew be claimin’ double the souls in Mexico these past fifteen tides!

Arrr! A wise seadog be sayin’, ye can't just keep 'em from walkin’ the plank! Ye gotta toss ‘em a lifeline too, savvy? So, while ye be preventin' the poison, don’t forget the sweet balm for their wounds, or they be meetin' Davy Jones too soon!

"Primary Care: Seize ye Day, matey, lest ye end up in Davy Jones' locker!"

Arrr matey! With fewer healers plunderin’ about and paperwork weighin’ down the good docs, a swashbucklin’ solution be at hand! Teaming up and settin’ sail on the seas of virtual care be the treasure they seek! Aye, Medscape tells it true!

"Arrr, matey! Only a handful o' nasty side effects after our fancy ray treatments for pesky ol' cancer!"

Arrr matey! A mere half a percent o' scallywags takin' SBRT for their pesky oligometastatic cancer be sufferin' grievous mishaps in six moons, says a grand real-world adventure! So hoist the sails and fear not the doctorin'! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' the tale!

"Who be the scallywags dabblin' in the art o' beautifying at them fancy MedSpas, eh?"

Arrr, matey! It be noted that the finest MedSpas be servin' up two treasures: the art o' facial pamperin' and the plunderin' of unwanted hair! Aye, what a merry crew of beautifiers, as reported by the wise scribes of Medscape Medical News!

Arrr, matey! The plague be runnin' rampant, like a scallywag at a buffet, in most US ports!

Arrr, me hearties! Aye, over half o' the landlubber states be spoutin' tales o' COVID levels risin' like a treasure chest from Davy Jones' locker! Batten down the hatches, for this summer storm be far from over! Yo ho ho, stay sharp, ye scallywags!

August 16, 2024

Arrr, matey! Newfangled science be chartin’ a course for smoother sailin’ through diabetic eye troubles, savvy?

Arrr, matey! Seekin' out the tricksy risks and shiny cures, we might just be able to slow down that scallywag known as diabetic retinopathy! Hoist the sails of Medscape Medical News, and let’s chart a course for clearer vision, or ye might end up with a peg leg for an eye!

Avast ye! The FDA be givin’ a hearty yo-ho to Durvalumab fer lung troubles, savvy? Aye, sail on!

Arrr, matey! The FDA scallywags be frettin’ that AstraZeneca didn’t prove the crew be needin' their magic potions ‘fore and after the cutlass work. Avast, let the seas of medicine be cautiously charted! - from the good ship Medscape!

"Arrr, matey! Don’t be forgettin’ yer bones while sailin’ through the stormy seas of Coeliac Disease, or ye be walkin’ like Davy Jones!"

Arrr, matey! The Fracture Risk Assessment contraption be a clever device, savvy? It spots them pesky major bone breakin's with great precision! Aye, no landlubber can outsmart it! <i>Medscape News UK</i> be sharin' the news, so keep yer bones safe, ye scallywags!

Arrr, can the Glasgow Coma Scale be the crystal ball for brain injuries, matey? Aye, let’s hoist the sails o’ science!

Arrr, matey! A Glasgow Coma score o' 3 be a poor tell for spottin' a noggin' injury 'fore ye hit the ship's doctor! It be as useful as a rusty cutlass in a scallywag's duel! Savvy?

"Arrr! Low-dose droperidol be a trusty potion for yer emergency woes, savvy? Safe and powerful, like a fine rum!"

Arrr! A study be showin’ that Droperidol, when taken in wee doses, be banishin’ belly aches, queasiness, and the dreaded heave-ho for landlubbers in the emergency bay! Aye, even the FDA be givin’ a nod to this fine potion! Avast, mates!

"Arrr, a new test fer yer booty’s bounty might help spot the scallywag of CRC! Aye, let’s poop smart!"

Arrr! A fresh test o’ stool, savvy? It be huntin’ for that sneaky colorectal cancer and its wicked kin, all thanks to a jolly good study! So, hoist the sails and let the pirates of science lead the way to better health! Avast, mateys!

Arrr, matey! Which potion be best fer a bum gone rogue from aspirin’s wicked bite?

Arrr matey! A fancy study be sayin' that misoprostol be a mighty fine cure fer them pesky small bowel injuries caused by NSAIDs and aspirin! Meanwhile, rebamipide be like a timid parrot, offerin’ just a wee bit of protection. So hoist the sails and pop the misoprostol, I say!

"Arrr! Be it wise t' saw the leg of a scallywag with a foggy noggin? Aye, what a conundrum!"

Arrr! Those scallywags be ponderin' if fixin' them old bones helps dementia sufferers live longer while they be stuck in their own ship! Aye, 'twas a jolly quest for answers from the realm of Medscape, yarrr!

August 15, 2024

"Arrr, the FDA be callin' 'em 'recalls,' but many a contraption still sails the seas o' use!"

Arrr, matey! The FDA be callin' these doings "recalls," but I say they be more like "non-recalls!" Aye, they've been happenin’ like a ship on a rough sea in recent years! Blimey, what a merry mess! <i>KFF Health News</i> be takin' note, ye scallywags!

"Arrr, be squintin’ makin’ ye noggin fuzzy? What say the charts, matey?"

Arrr, matey! A fresh scroll from the Lancet be sayin’ nearly half o’ the forgettin’ troubles might be avoided if we tackle 14 pesky perils, like squintin’ at the horizon! But be there any proof in that pudding? Let’s set sail and find out, savvy?

Arrr, matey! What be the next caper after the treasure o’ the Mississippi Opioid booty be divvied up?

Arrr, matey! Every fine county 'round the Mississippi shall be reaping a share of the bounty, some $54 million doubloons to be divvied up! What a treasure trove for the local scallywags! Aye, 'tis a jolly good haul! <i>KFF Health News</i>

Arrr! Ye be likelier to break a bone if yer legs be as wobbly as a ship in a storm!

Arrr, me hearties! It be not the bones bein' weak that cause the fair lasses to break like old ship’s planks, but rather their creaky movements! Aye, 'tis their wobbly ways that make 'em more prone to splinterin'! So says the wise folk o' MDedge News!

"Patchin' the leaky healthcare hull by lurin' young lasses in nurse's garb, savvy?"

Arrr, me hearties! The seas be rough with a shortage o' nurses, but fear not! Ye best be luring the landlubbers into nursing schools with clever schemes! Aye, it's a fine plan straight from the captain’s log, as told by the fine folk at Medscape! Savvy?

“Arrr, matey! Sippin’ grog past sixty be a fine way to meet Davy Jones early, ye scallywag!”

Arrr, matey! Those scallywags o' sixty summers or more, swillin' the grog like there's no tomorrow, be flirtin' with Davy Jones! Aye, cancer and heart troubles be lurkin' in the shadows, ready to claim 'em. So, raise yer tankard wisely, lest ye meet yer watery grave!

Arrr! In young scallywags, bones be wobblin’ 'fore the nerves get wise, matey!

Arrr matey! The scallywags’ bones be a-fallin’ apart, no need for them pesky diabetic nerves to join the fray! Young lassies with T1D be sufferin’ enough without their bones turnin’ to soggy ship planks! Har har!

"Arrr! Why be so many healers seekin’ wise coaches? To navigate the stormy seas of patient folly, matey!"

Arrr, matey! It be true, more scallywag doctors be seekin' the counsel of wise coaches to navigate the stormy seas of medicine! These healers reckon it be the antidote fer burnin' out! What say ye, could it be a treasure fer ye too? <br> — Medscape Medical News

"Arrr! A new dawn fer insulin be on th' horizon if them scallywags in research succeed!"

Arrr, matey! Six grand quests be bestowed with a treasure o' £15 million to conjure up newfangled insulin potions that outshine the old scallywags! Aye, science be a fine ship to sail on, says the rascally Medscape Medical News! Avast ye, let the experiments commence!

Arrr, be this COPD remedy sailin' too far for our grasp, matey?

Arrr, matey! With a treasure chest weighin' over $35,000 for this fancy treatment, many a landlubber might find their doubloons fallin' short! Beware, says the wise sea rats of analysis, for this cure be as pricey as a chest o' gold!

"Keep ye eye on the potion’s measure after ye belly shrinks like a ship in a storm, savvy?"

Arrr, in a twist o' fate, a scallywag forgot to tweak his levothyroxine after shedin' pounds faster than a seagull snatchin' a fish! He be sailin' straight to the emergency cove, lookin' for a remedy! Aye, heed the lesson, lest ye be walkin' the plank of mishaps!

August 14, 2024

Arrr! FTC’s squawkin' ‘bout them PBMs, says we need to hoist the sails and get movin'! Aye!

Arrr, Madelaine Feldman, the savvy sea doc, be chattin’ fiercely 'gainst those scallywag PBMs for ages! She claims the recent FTC parchment be a call to arms fer Congress, sayin’ their trickery be makin’ landlubber patients walk the plank! Avast, me hearties!

Arrr! The FDA be givin' the thumbs up for Axatilimab to battle the scurvy Chronic GVHD, matey!

Arrr, matey! The finest potion fer chronic graft-versus-host disease be fit fer landlubbers and young scallywags weighin' at least 40 kilos! Hoist the sails and seek the cure, lest ye be walkin' the plank! <br> *Medscape Medical News*

Arrr! The FDA be givin' Livdelzi swift sails for PBC—let's hoist the jolly roger and celebrate, matey!

Arrr, matey! Livdelzi be a treasure fer the liver, boostin’ the ol' biomarkers and makin’ them itchies of primary biliary cholangitis walk the plank! Aye, even the scurviest sea dogs can find relief! Har har! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spoutin’ the good tidings!

"Chartin’ the treacherous waters of Blood Cancer’s last voyage: savvy tricks from a seasoned sea dog!"

Arrr, ye scallywags! The healers be givin’ wise words on how to tend to landlubbers near their final voyage. Aye, it’s a jolly good time to swab the decks and prepare for the big sleep, or ye might just wake the kraken! Har har har!

Arrr! What befallin' me noggin when scallywags halt the magic potion, Baricitinib, for their bald crowns?

Arrr matey! To keep yer crow's nest lush and full, ye be needin’ a steady supply of baricitinib if ye be stricken with the dreaded baldness! Aye, 'tis a tale spun by Medscape, but fear not, for a fine mop o' hair awaits ye!

Arrr, matey! In the land of swarthy sails, dermatomyositis shows its colors at different ages 'mongst the Hispanic crew!

Arrr, matey! A curious study be showin’ that our Hispanic shipmates with that pesky dermatomyositis be sportin’ their own quirks compared to the landlubbers of other lands. Aye, it’s a right riddle of the skin, savvy? <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!

Arrr, can not munchin' on naught but air cure ye belly troubles and sugar plagues, matey?

Arrr, me hearties! Though the scallywags be chirpin’ on the web and a handful of wee studies be floatin’ about, dry fastin' be like a ship with a hole—likely to sink yer health and set ye adrift in danger! Beware the tides, ye landlubbers!

Arrr, be the EU's healers turnin' to their own flags instead o' bandagin' the whole crew?

Arrr, matey! Europe’s healers be in a right pickle, with troubles a’plenty! What ye reckon the fresh crew in the Parliament will conjure up? Let’s hope they don’t just swab the deck and call it a cure! Yarrr! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>

Arrr! Figurin' out the aches o' me back whilst battlin' the scallywags of psoriasis, uveitis, and colitis, matey!

Arrr matey! A fair share o' scurvy souls with psoriasis, uveitis, or colitis, and a mysterious ache in their backs be havin’ axial spondyloarthritis, says a study from two grand shiploads of scientists! So, hoist the sails and check yer backs, ye landlubbers!

Arrr, how often be young scallywags misjudged in the ship’s sick bay, eh? A right jest, that!

Arrr, matey! In the realm of Northern California's healers, a mere third of wee scallywags in need be sorted right at the emergency docks! Blimey, what a jolly mess! Even the parrots be scratchin’ their heads, savvy? <i>MDedge News</i> be confirm'in this tale!

"Arrr! Experts be claimin' PTSD be needin' a fresh title—'tis a jolly ol' tale worth a hearty laugh!"

Arrr, ye scallywags! A band o' healers be petitionin' the grand ol' APA to swap “posttraumatic stress disorder” fer “posttraumatic stress injury.” Let’s lighten the load and raise the sails on better treatment, matey! Savvy?

August 13, 2024

Arrr! FDA be givin' the green light to Nemolizumab fer them itchy nodules, savvy? A treasure fer yer skin!

Arrr, mateys! The fine potion they call interleukin-31 inhibitor be sailin’ through the FDA seas fer treatin’ that pesky itch called atopic dermatitis. Aye, even the scallywags of Medscape be chattin’ 'bout it! Avast, let’s hope it finds fair winds!

Arrr, matey! FIT be slashing colorectal cancer's grim reaper by a third! Hoist the sails of health!

Arrr, matey! In a grand ship o’ research, the ol' FIT be slashin' the chances of kickin' the bucket from colorectal scallywagbery by a tidy 33%! So hoist yer sails and screen the lot, for we be wantin' all hands aboard the healthy crew!

"Arrr! A fresh treasure map shows the sneaky BPA might be causin' a ruckus with the wee ones' brains!"

Avast ye! Aye, fer the first time, a curious sea route in the body be discovered, linkin’ the mysterious autism to that scallywag chemical, bisphenol A! Arrr, who knew the seas of science could be so wild? This news be brought to ye by Medscape Medical News!

"Arrr, me hearties! A hullabaloo brews ‘round pregnant wenches with the fits, their wee barnacles, and tiny sea urchins!"

Ahoy, mateys! The grandest tale of science yet be tellin’ us that both the tempest of epilepsy and those fancy potions for seizures be causin’ trouble for mothers and their wee ones. Arrr, keep yer cutlasses sharp and yer sails high, it be a rough sea ahead!

Arrr! The AHS scroll on mendin' young sea urchins' noggins after a rough squall o' trauma! Aye, laughter be the cure!

Arrr! The scallywags at the American Headache Society be scribblin' a fine scroll on how to tame the pesky post-bump noggin thumpin’ in young swabs. Aye, if ye be feelin’ foggy after a tumble, they’ve got the treasure map to ease yer skull! Avast, matey!

"Ahoy, matey! Them GI doc scallywags be the key to keepin’ yer belly from spillin’ over like a leaky barrel!"

Arrr, as the belly o’ the world swells like a ship’s sails in a tempest, we be needin’ more cunning plans at all ports o’ call to aid our hearty mates! Avast, the quest for remedies be afoot! <br> *MDedge News, yarrr!*

"Arrr, we be needin' more access to them mind-mendin' potions for the lasses birthing on the high seas!"

Arrr, me hearties! Though the landlubbers in charge be passin’ laws for better health, we still be needin’ a mighty push to hoist the sails o’ proven care fer the lasses givin’ birth and battlin’ their own stormy seas o’ the mind! Aye, ‘tis a jolly ol’ quest!

"Arrr! PA gold spills forth, makin’ health treasures fairer for all scallywags and landlubbers alike!"

Arrr, matey! The shift to handin’ over doubloons direct fer yer healings be a grand idea, but it be dependin’ on all the payin' scallywags joinin’ in! Elsewise, ye might be left in Davy Jones’ locker when ye be needin’ a doctor!

August 12, 2024

Arrr! The FDA be givin’ the nod to a magic potion fer the lowly parathyroids! Avast, me hearties!

Arrr, matey! Palopegteriparatide, or Yorvipath for ye landlubbers, be a crafty potion that turns into parathyroid hormone! Take it once a day, and ye’ll keep yer PTH steady as a ship on a calm sea for a whole day! Yarrr, science be a fine treasure!

Arrr! Organ troubles be a scallywag's curse, especially when Lupus be runnin' rampant in the early days, matey!

Arrr, matey! In the first year o' this scurvy lupus beast, one in five souls be sufferin' from organ woes. But fear not, as time sails on, fewer landlubbers be findin' new troubles! Avast, let’s hoist a tankard to the resilient crew!

Arrr, matey! Do fat bellies sway the fate of lung scallywags and their fight with the dreaded NSCLC? Har har!

Arrr, ye see, matey! A curious riddle be afoot! Even with a belly full o’ rum and grub, our jolly immunotherapy be no match for the old salt called chemotherapy, say the scallywags at Medscape. So, hoist yer sails and keep a weather eye!

Arrr! Avast ye! A survey be showin’ scallywags be usin’ liver-wreckin’ plants more than a parrot on a pirate's shoulder!

Arrr, me hearties! A mighty 15.6 million landlubbers in the good ol' U.S. be swiggin’ questionable herbal brews like turmeric and green tea 'tis past moon! A fine way to tempt the liver, aye! Medscape be spillin’ the beans, savvy?

"Arrr, matey! Beware the green devil—could it be a scallywag cancer beast in disguise?"

Arrr, matey! A fresh tale from the medical squall says that those who be puffin' on the herb be thrice as likely to meet Davy Jones with a sore noggin or a scallywag's throat! Beware the green devil, lest ye end up with a pirate's curse! Har har!

Arrr, matey! How do them ferritin markers steer our ship of diagnoses, eh? Aye, 'tis a puzzlin' treasure!

Arrr, matey! A fresh scroll be chartin’ the bounds o’ ferritin for spotin’ iron woes in landlubbers, with and without the ol' anemia curse! Aye, peruse this treasure of knowledge, ye scallywags! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be the map to yer health fortune!

Arrr! A study be sayin’ Xanthelasma don’t lead to a heart’s doom—so stash yer scurvy fears, ye landlubbers!

Arrr, matey! A new study be sayin' that them cholesterol lumps on yer eyelids ain't causin' ye any more trouble with yer heart or fat troubles! So fear not, ye scallywags, for yer peepers be safe from the kraken of cardiovascular peril! Yarrr!

"Arrr, ye be livin' longer with that slippery boob ailment, aye! Mucinous treasure be the ticket to the high seas!"

Avast ye! A band of landlubber researchers be comparin' the fates of over 20,000 lasses stricken by three types o’ bosom blight! Aye, they be casting their nets wide in the name of science, while we be searchin' for treasure on the high seas! Arrr!

August 9, 2024

Arrr, the FDA be givin' a hearty “no” to MDMA for landlubber's troubled minds! What a scallywag move!

Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags at the FDA be sayin' nay to lettin' MDMA help the landlubbers with their troubled noggins. Aye, it seems they prefer the ol' sea shanties over a sprinkle o' magic dust! Har har, what a merry crew o' landlocked buccaneers!

"Arrr, mates! A new scroll warns: sweet stuff be risqué for yer ticker! Read if ye dare!"

Avast ye, mateys! New tales from the seas o' science be sayin' that erythritol, that sugary treasure, might be as treacherous as good ol' sugar! Aye, it seems the winds of wisdom be blowin' in a puzzlin' direction! Arrr, best keep yer doubloons close!

Arrr! The FDA's given the ol' nod to snortin' a spray for them pesky allergies, matey! Avast ye sneezin'!

Arrr, me hearties! A magical potion for them pesky allergies be on the horizon, splashin’ into American hands! It be a spritz o' epinephrine straight to yer nose, savin’ ye from a terrible fate! Hoist the sails for relief, ye scallywags!

"Arrr, me hearties! Aye, an ancient potion be savin' our creaky knees from the clutches of torment!"

Arrr, matey! It be said that mixin' some oral methotrexate with yer usual painkillers be smoothin' out yer aches and creaks, makin' ye feel spry like a nimble sea jack! Aye, 'tis the word from Medscape News UK! Avast, no more walkin' like a barnacle-covered bilge rat!

"Arrr, matey! Those eye remedies ain't just a handful of doubloons, they’ll plunder yer purse good!"

Arrr, matey! Them landlubber insurers be hoggin' the treasure, leavin' the eye doctors adrift! They need more room to chart their course for the best loot, weighin' the gold's worth against the scallywag's plight. Avast, let the pirates of the eye sail free! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>

Arrr! PCOS be makin’ yer belly rumble, leadin' ye to feast like a scallywag! Savvy?

Arrr, matey! Healthcare buccaneers be needin’ their spyglasses keen, keepin’ a weather eye out fer them pesky eating troubles in lassies with polycystic ovary syndrome. Aye, ‘tis vital fer guidin’ ‘em on their hearty ways, say the wise old sea dogs of a meta-analysis! Yo ho ho!

"Arrr, me hearties! Ye slumber ways be tellin' how ye fibromyalgia fixin' be settlin’ in, savvy?"

Arrr, matey! Those poor souls who felt naught but a tickle from the potion o’ serotonin and norepinephrine be tossin' and turnin' like a ship in a storm! Mornin’ be a cruel mistress for them, unlike the jolly lot who be sailin' smooth seas with their meds! Har har!

Ahoy matey! Be there fresh plunderin' trials for yer scallywag with GI cancers? Set sail for hope, savvy?

Arrr, matey! Be there a scallywag among yer crew seekin' adventure in a new trial for that sneaky noncolorectal GI cancer? Hoist the sails of Medscape Medical News and let the hunt begin! Avast, treasure awaits! 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

Arrr, the FDA be givin' a hearty thumbs-up to Lymphir for them pesky skin pirates o' T-Cell Lymphoma!

Arrr matey! The sneaky potion be back in the good ol’ US of A, all spruced up for landlubbers strugglin’ with pesky stage 1-3 maladies. Aye, it be for those who’ve faced the scallywag of relapse! Hoist the sails, let’s set sail for health! - Medscape Medical News.

"How two crafty sea wenches spun night whispers into a treasure chest o' gold!"

Arrr, whilst chattin' with frantic mateys at the witching hour, these healers of wee ones stumbled upon a treasure trove of scallywags in need — and lo, a golden chance for plunderin' riches! Here be the pearls of wisdom they uncovered. <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>

Arrr, matey! A jolly tome fer wee scallywags to tackle their itchy patches 'n' pesky skin troubles!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round! Tales of little scallywags with skin troubles can boost their courage and confidence, like a treasure chest of self-worth! So, let the yarns be spun, for even the tiniest buccaneers deserve a hearty laugh whilst sailin' through their woes! Arrr!

August 8, 2024

Arrr, the FDA be givin' the green light to a magic stabber fer knockin' the landlubber's opium blues away!

Arrr, me hearties! Zurnai, straight from the fine folks at Purdue, be the first magical contraption to jab nalmefene hydrochloride into landlubbers aged 12 and up who be takin' too many opiates. Aye, it's a right treasure for savin' souls! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be shoutin’ it loud!

"Arrr, matey! PCP visits be like gold doubloons for elderly souls post-surgery—keepin’ 'em breathin’ and laughin’!"

Arrr, matey! After them scallywags be findin' their way to the healer post-cancer cuttin’, only 3 in a thousand be meetin' Davy Jones in 90 days! But fer those who skip the doc, 33 in a thousand be walkin' the plank! Aye, ‘tis a fine reason to visit the sawbones!

Arrr! The NHS cancer test deal be under the watchful eye of the scallywags! Avast, what mischief is afoot?

Arrr! The Grail's Galleri, a fancy potion fer spyin’ many cancers, be catchin’ flak fer bein' more bark than bite ‘fore it set sail fer the NHS trial! Aye, seems the scallywags be blowin’ it up like a puffin’ fish! Avast, let’s see if it be treasure or just a mirage!

Arrr! If ye be lackin’ yer Vitamin D, yer belly woes might be like a ship in a storm!

Arrr! More than half o' the scallywags sufferin' from the belly blues be low on that golden vitamin D! Aye, it be causin' more nausea and heave-ho than a ship in a stormy sea! Blame it on the cursed gastric gremlins! Avast, mates!

"Arrr! Me trusty magic box be spyin' eye troubles in young scallywags' pics! Avast, tech be wondrous!"

Arrr! That clever contraption called AI be spyin’ three pesky eye troubles in young scallywags, usin’ naught but their trusty smartphones from the comfort of their own ship! Aye, even landlubbers can keep their peepers shipshape! - Medscape Medical News, ye salty sea dogs!

"Blimey! A hefty dose o' TBS be makin' yer limbs dance like a scallywag after a fine rum!"

Avast, me hearties! After three weeks o' magic potion, high-dose TBS be makin' yer flipper work better than a barrel o' rum compared to that trickery sham! Yarrr, even the landlubbers at Medscape be raisin' the Jolly Roger over this fine news!

"Arrr! A right merry crew be checkin’ Dupilumab’s magic for scratchy skin, savvy?!"

Arrr, matey! Dupilumab be holdin’ strong fer five long years against the scurvy itch o' atopic dermatitis! But blow me down, some landlubbers had to abandon ship due to pesky side effects and lack o' results. Aye, that be the tale from the high seas of medical practice!

"Avast ye! How treacherous be this Anti-IL-6 potion whilst yer belly be bulgin' with a wee one?"

Ahoy, mateys! A grand study be showin' that givin' anti–IL-6 potions to fair lasses in the later stages o' pregnancy be shipshape! 'Tis safe fer those in dire straits with the dreaded COVID-19, so hoist the sails and spread the word! Arrr!

August 7, 2024

Arrr, how be "Nibble Less, Shamble More" steerin' folks to think fat is fer scallywags, eh?

Arrr, that medical school chant be but a jolly jest! It t'was like a parrot squawkin’, blind to the treasure of truth and drownin’ in the sea of bias! Har har, the good ship Medscape be sailin’ through stormy waters o’ nonsense!

Arrr! The scallywags be fretin' over the uptake o' Infliximab knockoffs in the colonies, savvy?

Arrr, matey! The use o’ infliximab biosimilars be creepin’ like a tide, till three ships sailed into the market! But alas, the bounty be still low for the Medicare crew, far better for the Medicaid and private treasure seekers in the year of our Lord, 2022! Yarrr!

"Arrr! Ye old sea dogs be scratchin' more than a barnacle—here be the cure for yer itchy troubles!"

Arrr, matey! As we age, the itchies of unknown cause be plunderin’ our comfort, like a scallywag with a pesky parrot! Dr. Shawn Kwatra be sayin’ it can make a lubber feel like walkin’ the plank! Beware the chronic scratchin’, ye old sea dogs!

"Arrr, matey! Aye, psoriasis potions might just delay the devil’s dance of Type 1 sugar sickness!"

Arrr, matey! Ustekinumab be keepin' them wee scallywags’ beta cells shipshape in young buccaneers just diagnosed with that cursed type 1 diabetes! Aye, the sea of science be celebratin’ this fine treasure! <i>Medscape News UK</i> be shoutin’ it from the crow's nest!

"Arrr! Swappin' the scallywags' cells be keepin' them pesky tumors at bay in the belly! Avast, matey!"

Avast ye! Scallywags in lab coats be ponderin' the merits of dual therapies fer them cursed pancreatic tumors! They be stackin' up metastasis-directed magic 'gainst regular ol' systemic potions. Arrr, let’s hope they find the treasure of a cure, lest we all be swimmin' with the fishies!

Arrr, matey! We be needin’ a fresh plan fer them landlubber pregnancy woes, lest we sail into stormy seas!

Arrr, matey! From 2012 to 2021, the scallywags of hypertension be a-raising their sails in Canada! The wise sea dogs be suggestin' shiny new tactics to keep the high-risk lassies safe on the high seas of childbirth! Avast, we need a jolly good plan, savvy?

"Arrr, matey! Not the old foggy mind! Have ye laid eyes on this shiny new forgettin' ailment?"

Arrr, me hearties! LANS be a tricksy beast, confusin' the landlubbers with Alzheimer's! It be a slow sailin' storm, messin’ with yer memory and playin' with yer limbic sails. So hold fast, or ye might just forget where ye buried yer treasure!

"Arrr, matey! Shed yer cargo and ye’ll find jolly hormones makin’ merry in yer belly! Aye, weight loss be a treasure!"

Arrr, matey! A study o' three years be showin' that slicin' and dicin' the belly can help the lasses balance their hormones better in the land o' heavyweights! Aye, even the scallywags be findin' a lighter ship to sail! Har har!

August 6, 2024

"Arrr, will this ECPR magic trick save scallywags from Davy Jones' locker after a heart's squall?"

Arrr, me hearties! These scallywags reckon this tricky magic can save landlubbers who’ve gone belly-up outside the ship! They say we can share this treasure o' knowledge far and wide. Avast, what a jolly good way to keep the crew alive! <br> *Medscape Medical News*

"Arrr! Fresh plunderin’ wisdom fer decipherin’ the treasure map o' kidney troubles, savvy?"

Arrr, me hearties! A crew of clever landlubbers from the National Kidney Foundation be chartin’ the treacherous waters of kidney tests! They’ve penned some jolly good tips on who to poke and what tools to use! So hoist the sails, and let the testing begin! 🏴‍☠️

"Arrr, do them scallywag investors truly rescue hapless hospitals, or be they just after the gold, savvy?"

Ahoy mateys! A jolly new scroll be sayin’ that from 2005 t’ 2018, them private equity scallywags favored snatchin’ up institutions with lighter treasure chests o’ debt. Aye, seems they fancy their booty without a heap o’ burdens! Arrr!

Arrr, matey! Dental gold be weighin' down scallywags with head and neck cancer woes, aye!

Arrr, matey! In this here survey, a hearty 39% o’ scallywags with head and neck cancer be feelin’ the pinch in their doubloons thanks to dental troubles from their cursed treatments! Blasted be the teeth, say I! Aye, that’s the tale from Medscape Medical News!

"Arrr, matey! To slow the cursed march o' kidney and heart woes, shun rum and chase yer veggies!"

Arrr, matey! Feastin’ on fruits 'n veggies be good fer yer heart 'n kidneys, yet they be cast aside when treatin’ high seas o’ blood pressure! Aye, the scallywags in medicine be missin’ a fine treasure! Yarr, let’s hoist the jolly roger of health! 🍏⚓️

Arrr, matey! Ye sayin’ how ye reckon yer health foretells the ship’s fate—hospital or Davy Jones’ locker? Ha!

Avast ye! If ye be claimin' yer health be as poor as a scallywag's treasure, ye be thrice as likely to meet Davy Jones or spend yer days in the sick bay when ye be older! Arrr, heed this warning, mateys! <i>MDedge News</i> be spoutin' the truth!

"Arrr! Nemolizumab be workin' wonders fer that pesky skin itch, savvy? Aye, the scallywags be scratchin' no more!"

Arrr, matey! Nemolizumab be a magic elixir, banishin' the pesky itch and clearin' the skin o' landlubbers and scallywags alike in two grand tales o' trials! Aye, the seas be smoother for those plagued by that wretched dermatitis! Avast, 'tis a fine find indeed!

August 5, 2024

"Avast, matey! That Upper Back Nerve Block be the treasure to banish yer arm aches to Davy Jones' locker!"

Arrr, matey! The magic of ultrasound be tellin' us that blockin' the upper back nerves be far better than messin' with the stellate ganglion for achin' arms! Aye, swift relief be granted right after the procedure! Avast, me hearties! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!

"Arrr, not many scallywags wishin’ to toss the smokes be seekin’ a ship’s doc's aid, savvy?"

Arrr, gather 'round, ye scallywags! 'Tis the latest from the cursed waters of Medscape Medical News! Shiver me timbers, they be spillin' the beans on ailments and potions! So hoist yer tankards and prepare to guffaw at the jests of the healers, lest ye walk the plank!

Arrr, matey! Who among ye belly-ache scallywags be needin’ a poke for that cursed cancer?

Arrr, me hearties! Aye, they be lookin' fer treasure in the belly aches and a whole crew o' 19 blood tests from nearly half a million landlubbers in the UK! Aye, Medscape News be spillin' the beans on this grand adventure! Avast, what a jolly quest fer knowledge!

"Arrr, be the health system plunderin' riches with a doctor’s map fer treasure, eh? Aye, me hearty, it's a jest!"

Arrr, matey! It be said that them fancy doc-tors at Erlanger be rakin' in three times the doubloons of their kin. Aye, how can they shield their treasure from those scallywag hospitals? Aye, 'tis a puzzlin’ conundrum, indeed! Keep yer eyes sharp, ye landlubbers!

"Ahoy matey! Avast ye, ‘tis a glowing tale of the magic zap for pesky skin beasts, aye!"

Arrr matey! A band o' clever landlubbers scoured 50 scrolls from the high seas o' research fer their grand analysis. Aye, even Medscape Medical News be shoutin' about it! 'Tis a mighty haul o' knowledge, indeed! Avast, me hearty!

"Arrr! Savvy mateys, this no-prescription Semaglutide be a treacherous treasure, fraught with perilous pitfalls! Avast!"

Arrr, matey! Beware ye treasures, for they might be but mirages! Some booty may be mislabeled, tainted, or never even land on yer ship, even if ye parted with yer doubloons! Aye, that be the tale spun by the scallywags at Medscape Medical News!

"Arrr, monoclonal antibodies be makin' waves in the fight against the Sjögren scallywags, me hearties!"

Arrr, me hearties! The DAHLIAS crew be singin’ shanties o' victory fer nipocalimab and the TWINSS lads be raisin’ a toast fer iscalimab! But alas, poor lusvertikimab be walkin’ the plank! Aye, that’s the way of the seas! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin’ the beans!

Arrr! The foul winds and cursed blood be stirrin' up a storm o' lupus, matey! Blame the skies and yer kin!

Ahoy mateys! A new scroll be sayin' that if ye breathe in foul air and yer genes be a bit dodgy, ye might just catch the scurvy of lupus! So keep yer sails clean and yer crew healthy, or ye be walkin' the plank of sickness! Arrr!

August 2, 2024

"Arrr! The FDA’s givin' the nod to mighty clever sea sorcery fer tumorous beasts! Avast, ‘tis a grand day!"

Avast, me hearties! The good ship Afami-cel be settin' sail, markin' the first approval for a crafty T-cell contraption takin' aim at pesky solid tumors! 'Tis for landlubbers with uncuttable sarcoma, no less! Hoist the sails and toast to this fine treasure of medicine! Arrr!

"Avast! A clever trick to help ye snooze in yer dotage, no grog needed!"

Arrr, matey! A jolly crew of tricks be helpin' slumberin' scallywags with dementia rest easy in their own quarters! Early whispers from the trial o' three phases be sayin' it be workin' like a charm! Avast, Medscape be sharin' the news! ⚓️😴

Arrr, how be them healers of the sea differin' in sendin' the scallywags to Davy Jones' locker?

Arrr, matey! Those landlubbin’ researchers be reckonin’ how often them cancer doc’s be handin’ out their potions in the final thirty sunsets o’ a sailor's life! Aye, that be a fine topic for the scallywags at Medscape Medical News, savvy?

Arrr, matey! A scallywag doc at SUNY Downstate be caught tryin' to pocket 1.5 million doubloons! Avast, what a rogue!

Avast ye scallywags! A wise fraudster tamer be spillin' the beans on keepin' yer doubloons safe from thievin' hands at work! Heed his clever counsel lest ye find yerself walkin' the plank of bankruptcy! Arrr!

"Arrr! Early doctorin' after the shipwreck be keepin' ye from swimmin' with Davy Jones, savvy?"

Arrr, matey! A jolly band o’ scallywags found that if ye be startin’ yer potion fer that pesky opioid trouble after a visit to the healer, ye be less likely to meet Davy Jones within six moons! Aye, that’s the word from the good ol’ Medscape!

Arrr, matey! The seas of pain be calmer, as opioid treasure plunderin' in rheumatics sunk after 2014!

Arrr, matey! From the year of our Lord 2014 to 2021, the usage o' them devilish opioids plummeted by a hearty 15% each year, just like the rest o’ the scallywags ashore! Aye, news from the Medscape seas!

"Arrr! A jester-turned-sawbones be swabbin' the decks o' comedy once more, matey! Avast, the laughter returns!"

Arrr, matey! Stuart Bloom, a jolly thespian and jesting minstrel, swapped his stage for the surgeon's knife! After many moons, the tides of fate brought him back to a merry life o' laughter and healing. Avast, a tale fit for the high seas! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>!

Arrr, matey! Black scallywags and Native buccaneers be takin' the brunt of cannonball mishaps, aye!

Arrr! Blimey! A band o' landlubber researchers be gatherin' tales o' cannonball wounds and mortal demises from 2019 to 2020 in the good ol' U.S. o' A. They be countin’ the misfortunes among different scallywag crews, all to see who be takin' the most shots! Aye!

"Arrr! EULAR be givin’ a fresh bounty o’ advice fer landlubber research mates! Avast, let’s sail the seas of knowledge!"

Arrr, matey! A band o’ learned scallywags be settin’ sail on a fancy parchment to help landlubbers and PRPs join forces in a jolly ol’ collaboration! Yarr, let’s hoist the sails o’ knowledge for riches that be good fer all! <br> - Medscape Medical News, aye!

August 1, 2024

"Avast, matey! Drinkin' too much brew be makin' yer noggin' spin faster than a ship in a storm!"

Avast, matey! Downin' more than three tankards o' that black brew may send yer wits to Davy Jones' locker, but sip it in moderation, and ye might just keep yer noggin sharp! Yarrr! <br> *Medscape Medical News*

"Arrr, matey! No treasure found in tight sugar wranglin' for the bedraggled lot in need!"

Arrr, matey! A band of savvy scholars be sayin’ that chasin’ sugar like a scallywag brings no good fortune to yer health, but it’ll surely land ye in a heap o' trouble with the faintin’ spells! Best keep yer sweet tooth in check, ye landlubber!

"New potions be settin’ sail to lighten the load o' AMD treatment, savvy? Yarrr, let’s hoist the sails of relief!"

Arrr, matey! New-fangled magic contraptions be settin’ sail to lessen the ol' needle jabs fer landlubbers sufferin’ from eye woes, be they dry or wet as a bilge rat! Avast! Let’s toast to these fine remedies, savvy? <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be speakin’ the truth, aye!

Arrr matey! Those fancy trinkets be showin' that slumber be makin’ our aches and pains go boom or bust!

Arrr, matey! If ye be a restless sea dog, ye be sailin' straight to Davy Jones' locker, riskin' both yer body an' yer noggin! So, catch yer Z's lest ye find yerself in a right pickle! Aye, that’s the word from Medscape Medical News! Savvy?

"Arrr! BC scallywags be not losin' much wit with that CDK4/6 voodoo, savvy?"

Ahoy, mateys! Those scallywags startin' their first-line sorcery with endocrine and CDK4/6 potions for advanced breast cancer be sufferin' but a wee bit more foggy in the noggin, ‘yond what the cursed treatments before brought upon 'em. Arrr! ⚓️

"Arrr! Sepsis alarms in the doc’s lair be savin’ landlubbers from Davy Jones’ locker, savvy?"

Ahoy mateys! A wee study be showin’ that sepsis alarms be makin’ the scallywags in emergency rooms sail smoother seas, leadin’ to better health and followin’ the captain’s orders fer treatment! Avast, Medscape be spillin’ the beans! Arrr!

Arrr! FDA be givin' Darzalex a grander mission fer battlin' the myeloma beasties! Avast!

Arrr! The treasure o' treatments be favored fer them brave souls with fresh plunderin' of multiple myeloma, ready to set sail fer transplant shores! Avast, Medscape be singin' the news, hoisting the sails of hope!

"Arrr, be ye sittin' too long, matey? A new scroll be sayin' it could send ye to Davy Jones!"

Arrr, matey! A study be showin’ that loungin’ about like a scallywag, instead o' hoistin’ the sails, be risin’ yer chances of kickin' the bucket! So, put down yer grog and get to movin', lest ye be meetin’ Davy Jones too soon!

July 31, 2024

Arrr, matey! Nearly half o' the noggin fog be stoppable! Avast ye, keep yer wits sharp!

Arrr, matey! Tending to 14 pesky scallywags o' risk throughout yer life might stave off near half o' them brain fogs, says the wise folk o' the Lancet. Aye, keep yer noggin sharp and sail on, fer a pirate’s wit be worth its weight in doubloons!

“Laziness be tied to them pesky amyloid barnacles, matey! Arrr, they be weighin’ down me spirit!”

Arrr matey! It be shown that older swabs with a brain full o' amyloid goo, yet no signs of madness, may find themselves feelin’ a bit lazy as time sails on. Aye, the brain's treasure be linked to a lack o' zest fer life!

"Arrr! Lipedema be a scurvy affliction! Let’s hoist the sails of knowledge on its cure and signs, matey!"

Arrr, matey! Aye, lipedema be a sneaky beast, plaguin’ 11% of fair maidens! Yet, it be as misunderstood as a landlubber in a storm. Even the finest docs can’t make heads or tails of it! Avast, we need a jolly good chat about this cursed condition!

"Arrr, fresh treasure map o' data shows GLP-1s be savin’ yer noggin from the fog of forgettin’!"

Arrr, matey! Fresh scallywag scrolls be sayin’ that GLP-1 liraglutide be givin' a hearty boost to the noggin and makin’ the brain swell in those poor souls with Alzheimer’s! Aye, a treasure trove of hope fer the forgetful! Avast, Medscape’s lettin’ us know!

“Arrr! Beware the cursed red meat, matey! It be makin’ yer noggin’ as foggy as a stormy sea!”

Arrr, matey! Gobblin' too much of that processed red beast be likin' to sail yer noggin' right into Davy Jones' locker, savvy? But swap yer grub fer nuts and legumes, and ye might just keep yer wits about ye! Yarrr!

Arrr! The gold-laden industry be fillin' the pockets o' fresh heart doctors, savvy? Aye, what jolly fortune!

Arrr, matey! The pill pushers and gadget makers be shellin’ out a treasure o’ $13.3 million to them heart doc scallywags! Most gold be flowin’ to those who specialize in the high-seas of procedures. Aye, ’tis a jolly good haul, says the Medscape crew!

"Arrr, mateys! Time to hoist the sails o' truth 'bout them oncologist scallywags and their treasure-chasing pharma ties!"

Arrr, me hearties! A jolly study be revealin’ that three-quarters o’ landlubber oncologists, when asked in a grand survey, be blind as a bat to conflicts o’ interest! Aye, they missed more red flags than a drunken sailor! Savvy that, ye scallywags?

Arrr, matey! High HDL be makin' yer kidneys walk the plank 'tis true, especially if ye be sufferin' from the sugar curse!

Arrr, matey! It seems that both the lofty and the scurvy levels o’ high-density lipoprotein cholesterol be causin’ women with T2D to dance with the devil known as diabetic kidney disease, while the lads be sailin’ free! Blimey! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin’ the beans!

Arrr! Ye be sayin’ that breast cancer potions might bekeepin’ yer noggin sharp from the fog of forgettin’!

Arrr! A grand tale from the high seas of science: it be said that hormone magic may keep the old sea lasses sharp in the noggin whilst wardin' off that scallywag, dementia! Aye, 'tis from a mighty big study, if ye believe the scrolls!

July 30, 2024

"Ahoy! A fanciful potion o' cells be showin' promise fer makin' the foggy noggin clear from Alzheimer’s scallywags!"

Ahoy, mateys! A jolly good potion o' cells be boostin' thinkin', livin' grand, and swellin' noggins for scallywags with mild Alzheimer’s! Aye, who knew science could be as fine as a chest o' gold? Arrr!

Arrr, will the landlubber's Hospital-at-Home be the talk o' the seven seas, aye or nay?

Arrr matey! A fine scroll from JAMA be tellin' us that nearly half o' landlubbers be willin' to have their ailments treated at home, while over a third be sittin' on the fence like a parrot on a ship's railing. Avast, what a curious crew we be!

Arrr! Maternity care be sinkin’ in the sticks! Can these landlubber doulas lend a seaworthy hand?

Arrr, matey! In the fair land o' Georgia, it seems the lassies be meetin' Davy Jones too often, claimin' one of the highest rates o' maternal mortality in the whole ship of state! Blame the scallywags at KFF, they be sharin' this grim tale! Yarrr!

"Arrr! This here scroll be about patchin’ up wee mateys’ skin in them refugee havens, savvy?"

Arrr, matey! It be said that half o' them scallywags seekin' refuge be wee lads and lasses! A clever landlubber from the crew of researchers be spillin' the beans, savvy? So, keep yer eyes peeled for pint-sized pirates on the high seas!

"Arrr, me hearties! Why some scallywags gettin' tested for CRC treasures while others be left in the dark?"

Arrr, matey! It be a curious tale of olde sea dogs and their chances o' gettin’ tested for them fancy biomarkers! Age and where they be treated, it seems, be weighin’ heavy on their fate. Aye, Medscape be spillin’ the beans on this swashbucklin’ mystery!

"Arrr, me hearties! High estradiol's makin' lasses' corneas bulge like treasure chests on a stormy sea!"

Arrr, matey! If ye be wantin’ to plunder the seas o’ vision, checkin’ yer estradiol levels might steer ye toward the right course for eye surgery! Aye, Medscape be tellin’ ye true—no shipshape pirate wants to squint at the treasure!

"Arrr! Shake yer bones, lounge less! A jolly jig keeps the sugar beast at bay, savvy?"

Arrr, matey! If ye be hopin' to shun the grim reaper and heart troubles whilst settin’ yer backside on a plank for too long, ye best be movin’ yer limbs! A jig here ‘n there be keepin’ the diabetes at bay! Aye, that’s the treasure of health!

"Arrr, matey! Aye, we be runnin' low on blood grog! Patient care be in a right pickle, har har!"

Arrr, me hearties! Hospitals be in a right pickle, rushin' like scallywags for them precious blood culture bottles! Without 'em, how’ll we know what nasty beasts be plaguin' our crew? Aye, it be a fine mess indeed! — Medscape Medical News, ye scurvy dogs!

July 29, 2024

Arrr, matey! CDC's bird flu test be workin', but 'tis got more troubles than a ship with a leaky hull!

Arrr, the scallywags at the agency be toil'n since April, tryin' to fix a pesky test they made! All the while, the cursed virus be ravagin' dairy farms and chicken coops like a rogue wave! Aye, what a jolly mess, eh? <br> <i>KFF Health News</i>

Arrr matey, chartin' the treacherous waters of bowel woes for the old sea dogs with FIT tests!

Arrr, me hearties! It be wise to set a cap’n on the ol’ sea dogs aged 75 and up fer checkin’ fer that dastardly colorectal cancer! Aye, better safe than sorry, lest ye find yerself walkin’ the plank! <i>MDedge News</i> be speakin’ true!

"Arrr! Smoke from the fiery beast be stirrin’ the noggin’, makin’ ye forget yer treasure maps, matey!"

Arrr, matey! It be said that breathin' in that fiery cloud o' smoke raises yer chances o’ goin’ daft by a jolly 21%! Aye, a grand study be spillin' the beans! So, keep yer sails trimmed and yer nose clean, lest ye forget where ye buried the treasure!

Arrr! These blood droppin's be spot on fer spyin' the old memory thief, Alzheimer's, ye scallywags!

Arrr, matey! Ye be searchin' fer the treasure of knowledge! Blood samples be showin' the true face of Alzheimer’s in scallywags with foggy brains, whether in the dock or on the high seas of medicine! Yarrr, 'tis a fine find indeed!

Arrr! The FDA be eyein’ AstraZeneca's NSCLC trial like a parrot on a treasure map—questionin’ their course, savvy?

Arrr, matey! The scallywags at the agency be sayin' there's a right pickle with the latest potion for lung troubles! After surgery, ye can't tell if ye should keep takin' the magic elixir or toss it overboard. Blimey, we be needin' a proper map for this treasure!

"Arrr! Latest cure for the scallywag HIV be havin' a jolly twist, matey! What be the treasure now?"

Arrr matey! The freshest scallywag to shake off the dreaded HIV after battlin' the big C be havin' a donor sportin' a rare single gene twist, not two! This be spicin' up the hunt fer more brave souls in the quest fer cures. Avast, good news sails in!

"Arrr! Benralizumab be sinkin' eosinophils, but the pesky symptoms be still hangin' around like barnacles on me ship!"

Arrr, gather 'round, me hearties! In the realm of Medscape Medical News, the scallywags be spin' tales of health and remedies! Avast, ye landlubbers, keep yer wits about ye, or ye might end up with a belly full o' seawater! Yarrr, laughter be the best medicine on the high seas!

"Arrr! Aye, a blood test fer Alzheimer’s be shortenin’ the hunt fer a diagnosis, savvy? Let’s hoist the sails!"

Arrr matey! By mixing me thinkin' tests with a poke o' blood in the good ol' doc's office, we be settin' sail to get the landlubbers to the specialists quicker than ye can say "scallywag!" No more waitin' like a barnacle on a ship's hull, savvy?

"Arrr! Paxlovid an’ them magic potions be givin’ hope fer the cursed Long COVID scallywags, savvy?"

Arrr, matey! With no trusty cure fer long COVID, we be settin’ sail on a course fer a tried-and-true COVID remedy and other daring treasures that promise high rewards with low peril. Avast, science be a fickle sea! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be on the lookout!

" Avast! Newfangled CBD salve be quelling them pesky sun rays on me scallywag skin, says the crew's wee experiment!"

Arrr, matey! Other landlubber studies on wee beasties and test tubes be checkin’ if CBD can fend off them nasty sunburns, said the scribes. So keep yer skin from lookin’ like an old sea map, savvy? <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin’ the beans!

Arrr! Those ancient scallywag viruses in our bones be givin’ hints fer treatin' that pesky cancer beast!

Arrr, once upon a time, those landlubber scientists believed the pesky endogenous retroviruses be naught but harmless scallywags! But lo and behold, new tales spin 'round that they be givin' a hearty boost to those treacherous cancers! Avast, what a twist in the tides!

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Avast ye scallywags! What be the danger o' MACE fer them with the itchiest o' skin afflictions, arrr?

Arrr! The scallywags be sayin' that more inflammation in the body should mean more heart troubles for the landlubbers with severe AD. But it seems the tides be turnin' against their expectations, says Bunick. Aye, the sea be full of surprises indeed!

Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! Them psoriatic arthritis potions be makin' yer joints work better, aye!

Arrr mateys! The real-world scuttlebutt be sayin' that five drug classes be just as good as each other for treatin' PsA. Yarrr! No need to be wastin' yer doubloons on fancy potions, me hearties! Just pick one and let the scurvy be gone! Aye, Medscape be tellin' the tale.

"Arrrrr, ye may wanna consider a spot of bariatric surgery me hearties, 'tis better than them GLP-1 RAs for risk o' death!"

Arrr, it be said that the surgical wizardry of bariatric metabolic surgery be bringin' a 62% greater chance o' survival than the fancy GLP-1 receptor agonists for those with the affliction of obesity and diabetes for less than a decade. Aye, the magic be strong in this one!

Arrr, me hearties! The new JAK 1 Inhibitor be showin' great promise in battle against the dreaded Rheumatoid Arthritis!

Avast ye scallywags! SHR0302 be a mighty powerful weapon against the scurvy JAK 1, tested in a grand phase 3 trial in the Far East lands of China. Aye, 'tis a groundbreaking venture indeed! Yarrrrr!

June 18, 2024

Hark ye, me hearties! Pay heed to earn thy patients' trust, lest ye walk the plank! Aye, arrr!

Arrr, me hearties! Douglas S. Paauw, MD, be spillin' the beans on the importance o' listenin' to patient needs, sharin' vital information, and showin' true compassion to earn patient trust. Aye, tis a treasure worth more than gold! - <i>MDedge News</i>

Yarrr, be these "Virtual Interventions" lessenin' the scurvy of T1D distress, matey? Aye or Nay?

Arrr matey! 'Tis said that learnin' and sharin' yer feelin's on the interwebs be lessenin' the worries of scurvy, and makin' the blood sugar levels of ye landlubbers with type 1 diabetes better! Aye, the Medscape Medical News be tellin' the tale!

Ye scallywags, beware the cursed cat scratch fever, for 'tis linked to madness of the mind! Arrr!

Arrr! Me hearties with a touch o' madness be three times more likely to have the cursed Bartonella in their blood! But be it the cause or just a coincidence? That be the real question, me maties! Aye, the mysteries of the medical world be as murky as Davy Jones' locker.

Yarrr mateys, fear not! The low-FODMAP diet be not lackin' in nourishment for yer scurvy IBS troubles!

Arrr mateys! Aye, ye scurvy dogs be listenin' up! A diet of 12 weeks, low-FODMAP, guided by a wise dietitian, be makin' the lives of them landlubbers with IBS much better! And rest assured, it be just as nutritious as their previous grub. Ain't that a treasure worth findin'!

June 17, 2024

Arrr! This newfangled AI makes decipherin' cancer info easier for us scallywags. Aye, it be a treasure indeed!

Arrr, ChatGPT be makin' cancer info easier to read on the web, mateys, without losin' its worth. Aye, Medscape Medical News be singin' its praises, claimin' it be a real treasure for the landsmen seekin' knowledge 'bout the dread disease!

Ye scurvy dogs, bleed'n be no help fend'n off a second blow to the noggin'. Stick to grog instead!

Arrr, mateys! It be said that takin' edoxaban after a stroke won't keep ye from havin' another. Ye best be findin' a different solution to keep yer blood flowin' smooth as a calm sea. Savvy?

Arrr, this scale be helpin' ye find who needs the ol' blood thinner treatment. Aye, it be a treasure indeed!

Arrr, me hearties! The CHA2DS2-VASc stroke risk calculator be helpin' us scallywags determine which swashbucklers with subclinical atrial fibrillation be needin' the ol' anticoagulation treatment. Keep a weather eye on this tale from Medscape Medical News, lest ye be caught unawares! Aye aye, captain!

Yarrr mateys, which map be the finest fer navigatin' them stubborn calcified waters in need of plunderin'?

Arrr mateys, in the first test o' its kind, optical coherence tomography be provin' its worth over angiography in guidin' our percutaneous interventions. Aye, the future be lookin' clearer than a spyglass on a calm sea! Yarrr!

Arrr, FDA be addin' Durvalumab to the treasure chest for fightin' endometrial cancer. Aye, mateys, let's set sail!

Arrr, the news be spreadin' like wildfire among the scallywags! The treatment for the lasses with endometrial cancer be approved, aye, based on better survival rates! A victory for the sea dogs in the fight against this treacherous disease!

Them landlubber surgeons be more likely to misbehave, says this here study! Must be the lack of rum! Arrr!

Avast ye mateys! The scurvy surgeons be walkin' the plank for their unprofessional conduct, says a grand study. Arrr, 'tis the high-pressure OR makin' them act like scallywags! Patient care be in peril, says <i>Medscape Medical News</i>. Aye, beware the cutlass-wieldin' docs!

Ye scurvy dogs! Can more treatment save ye from the clutches of advanced cancer? Arrr, worth a shot!

Arrr! 'Tis said that swashbucklers with the dread disease of cancer fare no better when given the fancy treatment in their final days. Me thinks 'tis better to enjoy yer rum and treasure while ye can, mateys!

Yarrr, me matey be usin' his savvy engineerin' mind to craft potent remedies fer the scurvy known as cancer!

Arrr! There be a scallywag of a colorectal cancer researcher who be gettin' the recognition he rightly deserves for his work in settin' new standards of care for BRAF-mutated metastatic colorectal cancer. Aye, he be a true treasure in the medical community!

June 14, 2024

Arr matey, what be the tale of these tricky ailments known as axSpA and PsA? Let's uncover the mystery!

Arrrgh, me hearties! The scallywags be tryin' to tell apart the bilge rats who don't respond to treatment from the landlubbers with other issues muckin' up the waters. Aye, it be a tricky task, but we be sailin' on! Onward, me mateys!

From barely keepin' afloat to livin' like a plunderin' queen: makin' breast cancer a mere bump in the road!

Arrr, me hearties! The increasing crew of lasses who be triumphin' o'er the treacherous waters of breast cancer be showin' us the importance of providin' them with proper care and support. Aye, a coordinated plan be needed to help these brave lasses navigate their way through the stormy seas of survivorship.

Arrr! We need to be findin' better ways to help our elderly mateys with the MS affliction, savvy?

Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis not just how many years ye've been sailin' the seas, but the wear and tear ye've endured that matters in carin' for old seadogs with the scurvy of multiple sclerosis. Listen to the wise words of Medscape Medical News, lest ye be walkin' the plank!

Arrr, this new medicine be helpin' with the cursed Giant Cell Arteritis, aye mateys! 'Tis a fine discovery indeed!

Arrr mateys! The study be showin' that this here upadacitinib be makin' the giant cell arteritis walk the plank! Aye, 'tis a mighty powerful remedy that be keepin' those scurvy dogs in remission for the long haul. Yarrr!

June 4, 2024

Arrr! FDA be givin' the nod to Upadacitinib for wee ones with arthritis. Time to set sail on smoother seas, mateys!

Arrr matey, this JAK inhibitor be safe for wee little scallywags as young as 2 years! Just like it be safe for the seasoned adults. Shiver me timbers, it be smooth sailin' on the high seas of medicine! Aye, Medscape Medical News be tellin' no tales!

Arrr, ye scallywags be tryin' t' get more landlubbers into them long COVID studies! Aye, 'tis a worthy cause!

Arrr mateys! Without more hearty research, the journey to conquer long COVID be as slow as a snail in molasses. But fear not, for a tech entrepreneur, also a scallywag plagued with long COVID, be setting sail to shiver the timbers of this here ailment!

Arrr, 'tis said the AD drug Donanemab be set to receive the blessing of the FDA panel. Aye, me hearties!

Arrr mateys! The FDA scallywags be gatherin' on June 10 to debate whether they should grant permission for donanemab to treat the dreaded scourge known as Alzheimer's disease. Will they give the nod, or will it walk the plank? Stay tuned, ye landlubbers!

Arrr, me hearties! Beware, for stiff arteries may lead to the dreaded glaucoma! Avast, take care of yer eyes, mateys!

Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis been discovered that stiff arteries may lead to the dreaded glaucoma! Aye, keep a weather eye out for those cursed blood vessels, lest ye be plagued by the sight-stealing scurvy of the eye! Arrrrr!

Arrr! The scallywags with Type 1 Diabetes be growin' up, now callin' themselves 'Breakthrough T1D'! Aye, mateys!

Arrr mateys, the scallywags at the "Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation" be decidin' to broaden their horizons! They be droppin' the "Juvenile" from their name to show they be helpin' all ages now. Aye, they be expandin' their plunderin' territory! Aye aye!

Arrr, me hearties! A new concoction be givin' more life to those with the dread Hodgkin's scurvy!

Arrr mateys! The latest BEACOPP treatment be a powerful weapon against the scurvy beast known as advanced Hodgkin lymphoma! A grand trial hath shown it be boostin' survival rates for us grown land lubbers. Yo ho ho, let's raise a tankard to the wonders of modern medicine!

"Arrr, splendid news mateys! Osimertinib be a treasure for treating the dreaded Stage III EGFR+ NSCLC. Shiver me timbers!"

Arrr mateys, the findings from the LAURA trial be so revolutionary that they be needin' to expand the label! The experts at the ASCO 2024 meetin' be talkin' about how it be changin' the way we do things in the future. Aye aye captain!

Ye olde Bronchial Rheoplasty be liketh a pirate's swabbin' of ye deck to unpluggin' ye mucus in ye lungs. Arrr!

Arrr mateys! The fancy ablution technique be makin' those pesky mucus plugs disappear on the magical CT scan. Ye best be keepin' yer eyes peeled on the Medscape Medical News for more jolly good tidings! Aye aye, captain!

Ye scurvy dogs, beware the cursed affliction of binge-eating! It may plague ye for many a year! Argh!

Arrr mateys, have ye heard the latest from Medscape Medical News? 'Tis a grand tale of healin' and pillagin' in the world o' medicine. Avast ye scurvy dogs, 'tis a must-read for all ye landlubbers and sea dogs alike!

June 3, 2024

Avast ye mateys! The Endo Society be sayin' don't hide from the sun or ye'll be lackin' in Vitamin D! Arrr!

Arrr, the Endocrine Society be sayin' to lay off the routine 25(OH)D testing unless there be a real need, and to keep yer vitamin D supplements in check. Best heed this advice, lest ye end up walkin' the plank of over-medication!

Arrr, FDA scallywags be toying with the idea of reviewing the magical elixir known as MDMA. Avast, controversy be brewing!

Arrr, me hearties! Thar be talk o' Lykos Therapeutics and their potions gainin' favor from the FDA. But whispers o' doubt and trickery surround their trials. Methinks they be sailin' in troubled waters, aye!

Do ye reckon this fancy telehealth can cure a scallywag's advanced cancer? Argh, I have me doubts!

Arr me hearties, ye scallywags! The latest news be that early palliative care be delivered through the magic of telehealth for them poor souls with advanced lung cancer. It be a smart way to give 'em the care they need, savvy? Aye, aye, captain!

Ye scallywags be havin' more cuttin' and slicin' than a band o' pirates in a brawl - Crohn's be ruthless! Arrr!

Arrr mateys! Tis been confirmed that the number of scallywags gettin' their innards cut out in Brazil for Crohn's disease be just like in other lands. Yarrr, the Medscape Medical News be spillin' the beans on this curious matter! Aye aye, pass the grog!

Yarrr! Me heart and brain be tellin' me that digoxin be a sure way to Davy Jones' locker!

Arrr mateys! 'Tis said that if ye be feelin' weak in the heart or daft in the head after takin' too much digoxin, yer chances of survivin' be slim! Listen to the wise words of this new study, or ye may end up swimmin' with the fishes! Aye!

Yarrr, me maties! The wee creatures in yer gut be messin' with yer noggin' and makin' ye choices fer ye!

Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that the sea of gut microbiota be a treasure trove indeed, affectin' the decisions of us scallywags! Yarrr, let's set sail for new horizons with our trusty gut flora as our compass!

Arrr! The good ship GP be advisin' ye on gender matters fer yer young swashbucklers. Listen well, me hearties!

Arr matey! When speakin' with the young'uns about their gender, ye don't need to grasp every detail. Jus' lend a supportive ear and show some respect, savvy? That'll do ye well on the high seas of gender identity! Aye aye, Captain Medscape News UK!

Ye scallywags, beware! Learning be the key to lessening yer puffs on the ol' asthma stick! Aye!

Arr matey! The fancy electronic reminder be tellin' the doctors to be talkin' to the scallywags with the lung issues about stoppin' their inhalers. Pillaging and deprescribing be the name of the game, says the Medscape Medical News! Arrrrr!

Arrr, beware ye sea dogs, the pill may be makin' ye more susceptible to walkin' the plank! Yarrr!

Arrr mateys! 'Tis said that us lasses who've dabbled in the cursed OCs may face a greater peril of FFA if we possess a certain CYP1B1 variant. Shiver me timbers! Best be mindful of what we put in our bodies, lest we end up walking the plank!

June 2, 2024

"Arrr, this fancy new medicine be workin' well against the blasted lung scurvy in me mateys!"

Arrr, me hearties! The study doth say that mixin' subcutaneous amivantamab with lazertinib may give ye a better chance at survival than stickin' it in yer veins. And ye be gettin' it faster too! Aye, it be a jolly good find indeed!

Arrr, me hearties! Teprotumumab be a mighty potion that quells the cursed Thyroid Eye Disease for good! Aye!

Arrr, after near 2 years since their last dose of teprotumumab, 82% of the scallywags didn't require more medicine. Aye, 'tis good news for the crew! The Medscape Medical News be tellin' the tale. Yo ho ho, we be sailin' smooth waters now!

Arr! Teen scallywags be denied GLP-1 coverage fer their plumpness. 'Tis a scurvy trick, mateys!

Arrr mateys, it be said that half of the young lads and lasses who be given their potions never did reach their full dose! 'Tis a scurvy tale indeed, as told by the scribes at Medscape Medical News. Aye, the sea be full of many a strange tale and folly!

Avast ye mateys! This Crinecerfont be a jolly good promise for the scurvy known as Congenital Adrenal Hyperplasia! Arrr!

Arrr, me hearties! Ye be needin' to know that this fancy oral corticotropin-releasing factor antagonist be helpin' us keep our glucocorticoids in check, all while makin' sure our androstenedione be under control. Aye, 'tis a fine treasure indeed!

Arrr, this miraculous potion be makin' the lasses taste the treasure like never before! Shiver me timbers!

Arrr mateys! Them women swigging the elixir after 16 fortnights be findin' their taste buds bein' less keen on the flavors, and their noggins bein' all a-tizzy when faced with sweet treats. Aye, 'tis a curious concoction indeed!

Arrr matey, these scurvy insurance plans be plunderin' me booty and makin' me walk the plank for me cancer care! Aargh!

Arrr, me hearties! Fer those plagued with the dreaded scurvy of cancer, havin' to pay a king's ransom fer their health and jumpin' through hoops to get the pain meds they need may very well send 'em to Davy Jones' locker sooner than later. Aye, 'tis a cruel world we be livin' in, mateys!

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"Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a fine treasure map to victory in thee battle against the scurvy lung beasts!"

Arr matey! The scallywags be talkin' 'bout how crizotinib may not be the best powder to compare for the treatment of ALK+ NCSLC. But fear not, for the CROWN trial be showin' progress in keepin' the scallywags survivin' free of progression for five years! Aye, the landlubbers be studyin' this closely.

Arrr, me hearties! This fancy AI navigator be helpin' ye scallywags stick to gettin' yer colonoscopy like true buccaneers!

Arrr mateys! A mystical virtual navigator be helpin' scallywags get their bums checked with a spyglass in a jolly ol' procedure. 'Tis a treasure indeed for the English and Spanish folk who be avoidin' the task. Aye, 'tis a tale worth tellin'!

May 31, 2024

Arrr matey, this here defibrillation lead be better than a swig o' rum on a rough sea!

Arrr! The wee OmniaSecure defibrillation lead be showin' great promise in keepin' our hearts goin' strong! 'Tis accurate in its placement, aye, makin' sure we be stayin' alive and kickin' like true pirates of the high seas! Aye, mateys, arrr!

Yarr, a new potion be approved for me mates with the sugar sickness in Europe!

Arrr mateys, ye heard it right! The use o' Zegalogue be helpin' ye recover faster from a dire case o' insulin-induced hypoglycemia, as declared by the European Medicines Agency. Shiver me timbers, it be a mighty fine remedy indeed! Aye aye, cap'n!

Arr mateys! The EMA Panel be givin' a thumbs up to seven new potions for the scurvy known as cancer!

Arr matey! The loot be havin' an anti-PD-L1 monoclonal antibody, a biosimilar, an' five generics, treatin' a wide range o' cancers. 'Tis a treasure trove fer any scallywag lookin' to cure their ailments! Aye, sailin' the seas o' Medscape Medical News be bringin' us pirate gold.

Arrr, Europe be lettin' UK's mad cows back in! Them scallywags be drinkin' blood like it be rum!

Arrr matey, the EU be keepin' scurvy dogs safe from the dreaded Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease by cuttin' off blood donations from them landlubbers who roamed the UK durin' the "mad cow" times. Aye, smart move by those fancy EU folk, eh?

Avast ye scallywags! The EMA be givin' the nod to some fancy gene therapy for Hemophilia B! Arrr!

Arr, the European Medicines Agency be givin' the nod for Durveqtix to cure hemophilia B in grown folk and Adzynma for them poor souls sufferin' from congenital thrombotic thrombocytopenic purpura. Looks like we be havin' some new potions to cure what ails us! Aye, mateys!

Arr matey! The European Medicines Agency be co-signin' the chikungunya vaccine, aye a jolly good sign for us scallywags!

Arrr mateys! Ixchiq be the first elixir to ward off the dreaded chikungunya, now sanctioned for use by the landlubbers of the European Union. Hoist yer flagons in celebration, for aye, we be protected from this foul disease!

Arrrr, be these Fluoroquinolones safe for them scallywags who be usin' Sulfonylureas? Aye, 'tis a question fer the ages!

Arrr mateys! The use of fluoroquinolones be not be causin' no severe hypoglycemia in older folk with diabetes takin' second-generation sulfonylureas, aye! No need to be worryin' like a scallywag, ye be safe from the dangers of the deep!

Avast ye mateys! Arrr, when be the time to cease DMTs in ye olde MS sea dogs? Let's find out!

Arrr mateys! The <i>MDedge News</i> be bringin' ye all the latest in medicine and health, straight from the depths o' the sea! So batten down the hatches and get ready to learn about all the latest cures for scurvy and other ailments. Aye, it be a jolly good read! Arrr!

"Arrr! Them scallywags be chargin' a pretty penny fer their potions to keep the sugar demons at bay!"

Yarr, me hearties! 'Tis a tale as grim as a stormy sea - the gold be flowin' more fer the sweet nectar of insulin than any other remedy! Aye, the scallywags of the land be worryin' about the plunderin' of their coffers by the scourge of diabetes treatments! Arrr!

Arr matey! Be the grub we eat affectin' our chances of sailin' smooth through the treacherous waters of prostate cancer?

Arr matey, 'tis said that a diet o' veggies, fruits, fish, and a wee bit o' red meat be good fer fightin' off the scurvy known as cancer. Best be loadin' up on them goods if ye wish to keep afloat on the high seas of health! Arrr!

Arr matey! A new potion be givin' hope for restful slumber without the dreaded CPAP contraption! Aye!

Arrr mateys! Ye common treatment for sleep apnea be as uncomfortable as a peg leg in a storm. But fear not, for these scallywag researchers be offering a newfangled alternative to the old ways. Avast ye, and give it a try!

Arr mateys, this magical potion be protectin' ye from scurvy-like cancers, not just the dreaded cervical scourge!

Arrr mateys! Ye best be gettin' yer HPV vaccinatio' to protect yerself from the scurvy known as cervical cancer in the lasses and other HPV-related cancers in both lads and lasses. Yar, even head and neck cancer be no match for this mighty potion! Aye, 'tis true, says the Medscape Medical News.

May 30, 2024

Arrr, doubloons be tossed on whether the risk of miscarrying be high fer those takin' antiseizure potions. Aye!

Arrr matey, it be said that the dangers of using medicines in the early stages of pregnancy be mostly due to the wild ways of the mind, be it from the grips of the dreaded bipolar disorder or other such mental maladies. Aye, steer clear of those treacherous waters, me hearties!

Yarrr! 'Tis true, me hearties! A wench be like a ship - damaged, but still seaworthy!

Arrr matey! Word be spreadin' that lasses with nonmetastatic bosom afflictions can still bear young after bein' treated! Aye, it be a jolly good news for all ye lassies out there! Hoist the sails and let's celebrate this fine discovery!

Arrr, what be the cause of lasses reachin' womanhood afore their time? Aye, a curious conundrum indeed!

Arrr, me hearties! Them Chinese lasses be spendin' too much time starin' at screens and not enough time movin' their limbs. It be makin' them more likely to have excess poundage and all sorts of health troubles. Avast! Watch out fer them EPDs!

Arrr, FDA gives thumbs up to grog-like potion for the scurvy known as ADHD. Set sail with Onyda XR, mateys!

Arr matey! The mystical potion known as the centrally acting alpha2-adrenergic agonist be fit fer takin' at night, alongside yer stimulants, says the scallywags who made it. Aye, 'tis a curious mix indeed! Aye, aye, Cap'n Medscape Medical News be tellin' the tale! Arrr!

Yarr, beware ye scurvy dogs, for psoriasis be riskin' yer heart despite takin' statins! Aye, a pirate's life be treacherous indeed!

Arr, me hearties! The discovery be showin' the importance of delvin' deeper into custom remedies for heart risks in psoriasis patients, as spoken by the fair Ana Ormaza Vera. Aye, let's set sail on this medical voyage! Huzzah!

Ye scurvy dogs with the sugar sickness be warned: poor glycemic control be sinkin' yer stents faster than ye can say arrr!

Arrr! Beware, ye scurvy dogs! The dangers be dependin' on the amount ye take, say the investigators, findin' evidence of stent failure in diabetics losin' control of their sugar. Listen up, ye landlubbers, and mind yer doses! Aye, 'tis the Medscape Medical News bringin' ye the warnin'!

Arrr mateys, this elixir be bringin' jolly mood and sound sleep to the weary seadogs! Aye, worth a try!

Ahoy mateys! 'Tis be said that the mystical potion known as Seltorexant be a remedy for the blues and the sleepless nights! Aye, in a grand trial they found it to be a treasure for both depression and insomnia. 'Tis a fine discovery indeed!

Arr mateys! ASCO be suggestin' CDK4/6 inhibitors for the troublesome ailment known as breast cancer. Aye aye!

Arrr, ASCO be sayin' ye can use abemaciclib and ribociclib for fightin' off stages II and III breast cancer, me hearties! Listen to the wise counsel, and may yer sails be filled with health and plunder! Aye, the MDedge News be spreadin' the word!

May 29, 2024

Arrr! The Roche Blood Test be a treasure for detectin' Lp(a)! 'Tis a true breakthrough in medical science, mateys!

Arr matey! The Tina-quant Lp(a) RxDx assay be helpin' ye scallywags with high Lp(a) levels findin' new treatments for yer cholesterol. Keep a weather eye on the horizon, for these remedies be comin' soon! Aye, Medscape Medical News be spreadin' the word.

Arrr mateys, keep yer Lp(a) in check to safeguard ye kidneys from harm, savvy? Aye aye!

Arr, ye scallywags be warnin' us that the cursed kidney disease be joinin' forces with the treacherous plasma lipoprotein(a)! Beware, me hearties, lest ye find yerselves in Davy Jones' locker! Aye, 'tis a perilous journey ahead!

Ye scallywags need guidance fer navigatin' adulthood wit' IDDs. Set yer compass true! Aye aye, cap'n!

Arrr, these landlubbin' pediatricians be arguin' like squabblin' parrots 'bout what they should be doin' durin' the transition period. Aye, they be as lost as a sailor without a compass! Give 'em a map and a bottle o' rum to settle their differences!

Arr matey, be ye tellin' me that a moldy fungus be plannin' a grand pandemic in the future? Blimey!

Arrr, beware ye scallywags! 'Tis not just the fictional fungal fiends of "The Last of Us" ye need fear, but real dangers lurk as well! Keep a weather eye out for those pesky spores, lest ye end up with a case of the black spot! Aye, mateys!

Arrr mateys! Be thee aware that movin' yer booty can lessen the grim reaper's grip on type 2 diabetes! Aye!

Arr matey! Them scallywags with T2D who be movin' less than 6 hours a day be havin' a higher chance o' survivin', and them landlubbers who be addin' some exercise to their lazy ways be livin' longer. Aye, 'tis true, says the Medscape Medical News.

Arrr, be this Colchicine a secret weapon against the dreaded strokes and heart attacks? Aye, me thinks so!

Arrr, mateys! The CONVINCE trial be like a ship lost at sea, missin' its mark. But fear not, for like a treasure hidden in the depths, secondary analyses hint at potential booty. Aye, the seas be rough, but there be hope on the horizon!

Arrr, when the coaches and sawbones be at odds, who be holdin' the reins on this shipwreck?

Avast ye mateys! The good doctor be claimin' he was sacked for carin' about the safety of them football lads. But the scurvy university be cryin' foul! Who be tellin' the truth in this sea of lies? Only Davy Jones knows for sure! Arrr!

Arrr, Tenecteplase be a boon for late LVO stroke, if the scallywags can get access to EVT!

Arrr, Tenecteplase be a fine treasure indeed! It be helpin' those poor souls with LVO who be presentin' late, with brains still worth savin' but no fancy endovascular therapy to be found. Aye, 'tis a tale of swashbucklin' success on the high seas of medicine!

Arrr, aye matey, be this "Dupilumab" the mystical elixir to cure the wee ones' bald patches? Aye aye!

Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags be testin' Dupilumab against a placebo for wee ones with alopecia in a grand multicenter trial. Will it be a treasure or a cursed loot? Stay tuned to Medscape Medical News to find out, ye landlubbers!

Arrr, this Tapinarof Cream be a mighty weapon against the dreaded AD, fit fer wee buccaneers as young as 2!

Arrr mateys! The scallywags have found that the mystical ointment tapinarof be a miracle cure for the dreaded atopic dermatitis in wee lads as young as 2! 'Tis safe and effective, me hearties! Aye, let the pirate crew rejoice in this marvellous discovery! Aye!

May 28, 2024

Ye olde AI be helpin' the good ship Cath Lab steer clear o' treacherous waters and predict outcomes, me hearties!

Arrr! A clever contraption crafted from 20,000 angiograms be showin' more than 80% accuracy in foretellin' the fate of key cardiovascular markers. 'Tis a wondrous feat, me hearties! Batten down the hatches, for the future of medicine be lookin' bright indeed! Aye, aye, cap'n!

Ye scurvy dogs! Trying to untangle the mingled mess of obesity and cancer be like navigating a treacherous sea.

Arrr mateys, aye be hearin' that scurvy dogs be sayin' that bein' a blubberous landlubber may be leadin' to the dreaded scallywag known as cancer. But 'tis a mystery, as the role of weight in this treacherous journey be unclear. Aye, the seas be rough and full of surprises, indeed!

Arrr matey, Insmed's potion be a success in treatin' the black lung! Aye, scallywags be breathin' easy now!

Arrr mateys, Insmed be claimin' their potion be makin' lungs clear as the ocean blue! No more pesky coughin' plaguin' ye days with this here remedy. Trust the rumour, ye lungs will thank ye! Hoist the sails, we be breathin' easy now!

Arrr mateys, how can scallywags with sugar sickness and hefty bellies shed some pounds? Aye, 'tis a mystery!

Arrr, at a recent gathering of scallywags, wise men argued o'er the benefits of sweatin' like a landlubber or takin' magic potions to shed the extra pounds of scurvy in those plagued with the cursed disease o' diabetes. Aye, 'twas a lively debate indeed!

Arrr mateys, Dupilumab be a treasure for those with the dreaded COPD! Aye, it be like magic for the lungs!

Arrr mateys! The latest findings be confirmatin' the safety and effectiveness of a new treatment for the dreaded uncontrolled COPD. Avast ye scurvy dogs, it be time to celebrate this good news with a bottle o' rum and a hearty "yo-ho-ho!"

Arr matey, these fancy biologics be helpin' those with the wheezy lungs! Aye, better outcomes be awaitin'!

Arrr, me hearties! A motley crew of scallywags be seein' grand improvements after takin' the magical elixir known as biologic therapy! 'Tis a tale worth tellin', mateys! Drink up me hearties, yo ho!

Arr mateys, do Canada's grog regulations be favoring the health of the scallywags or be it walkin' the plank?

Arrr, the landlubbers be suggestin' rules for the likes o' tobacco and cannabis, like addin' more gold to the price and makin' the labels clearer. Aye, they be treatin' medicine like the booty we be plunderin'!

May 27, 2024

Arrr, CGM be helpin' ye find the hidden treasure of early gestational scurvy! Aye, me hearties!

Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that tracking the sugar levels in ye bloodstream with a magical device called CGM may spy out the cursed gestational diabetes sooner in the belly of a fair lass. This knowledge might just save the tiny scallywag and bring joy to the ship's crew. Aye!

Arrr mateys, me hearties be forgettin' the important signs of SLE! Don't be overlookin' the neuropsych symptoms, savvy?

Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags be sayin' that them rheumatology folk need to be chattin' up the patients about their noggin' troubles. Aye, 'tis a strange world we be livin' in when we be talkin' more about the brain than the bones! Arrr!

Arrr! The dreaded Metabolic Syndrome and Obesity be like treasure for the scurvy Breast Cancer! Aye, beware!

Arrr mateys! Methinks the latest news from the Women's Health Initiative be tellin' us that the dreaded scourges of metabolic syndrome and obesity be havin' their own wicked ways when it comes to the risk of breast cancer in postmenopausal wenches. Yarrr!

Ye ol' sea dogs say, "IUDs be more askew by landlubbers than by the skilled wenches!" Arrr!

Arrr mateys! 'Tis said that them land lubbin' primary care specialists be twice as likely to be fumblin' with the birth control device! Aye, 'tis a study from the wise scribes at MDedge News that be tellin' the tale! Aye, mayhaps they be needin' a bit more practice on the high seas! Arrr!

May 26, 2024

Arrr matey, be them Antinephrin Autoantibodies the key to spot a scurvy kidney disease in ye? Aye, be it so!

Arrr mateys! By the grace of Davy Jones’ locker, scallywags be discoverin’ them antinephrin autoantibodies as clues to tricky kidney maladies! Aye, the sea be full o’ mysteries, but with this newfound knowledge, we be navigatin’ those treacherous waters with ease!

Arrr, me hearties! Ye be hearin' tales of semaglutide's kidney treasure, even for scallywags without the sugar sickness!

Arrr, me hearties! It be said that them landlubbers with a bit too much meat on their bones and no sugar sickness may have a better chance at keepin' their kidneys in shipshape condition. Aye, 'tis a fine discovery indeed for the prevention of the dreaded CKD!

May 25, 2024

Arrr, the scallywags be votin' against us havin' our sweet nectar only once a week! Blimey!

Arrr, mateys! 'Tis been voted by the advisory committee that this new insulin be too risky for us scallywags with type 1 diabetes. Best stick to the grog and hardtack, says I! Arrr!

May 24, 2024

Arr matey, this here Semaglutide be a mighty fine treasure for yer kidney woes! Aye, it be true!

Arrr! Ye scallywags best be listenin' up! That FLOW study be showin' the booty of benefits for the heart and kidneys of landlubbers with type 2 diabetes and CKD. Shiver me timbers! 'Tis a treasure trove of good news, mateys! Aye, the Medscape Medical News be spreadin' the word far and wide!

Arr, mateys! The ASCO Annual Meeting be settin' sail in Chicago next week. Time to plunder some knowledge!

Arrr, word on the high seas be that about 45,000 landlubbers are gatherin' in Chicago for the grandest clinical oncology meetin' in all the seven seas. Aye, they be talkin' 'bout tumors and such, while we pirates be huntin' for treasure! Aharrr!

Arrr, these Canadian screening programs be as mixed as a barrel of rum on a stormy sea! Aye, mateys!

Arrr, me hearties! Them landlubber screening programs be lackin' in quality, efficacy, and impact, says them researchers. Methinks 'tis time to set sail and plunder for better ways to keep our crew healthy and hearty! Aye aye, matey!

Arrr mateys! If ye be losin' muscle with GLP-1 RAs, fear not! There be a potion for that affliction!

Arrr mateys! Them agents be helpin' ye keep yer muscles while losin' the blubber with them fancy antiobesity meds. Aye, tis a jolly good news from the Medscape Medical News! Let's toast to a slimmer waist and a stronger pirate crew!

Arrrr, mateys! Beware the dreaded urine test, lest ye be spared from the treacherous prostate plunderin'! Arrr!

Arrr mateys, these scurvy prostate tests be as accurate as a drunken pirate's aim! But fear not, for a newfangled urine test be on the horizon to help us spot the fiercest of cancers. Aye, it be a game-changer for sure!

"Arrr, tending to scurvy-ridden survivors of the dreaded C-word, like quarterdecking a ship in a storm!"

Avast ye scallywags! At the SGIM gathering in 2024, wise men be sayin' that the landlubber healers be facin' a mighty task with all them cancer survivors sailin' the seas of health troubles. Aye, aye, the Medscape be reportin'.

Be ye tellin' me that madness be catchin' like scurvy on a ship? Arrr, that be a curious thought indeed!

Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis been discovered that them scurvy dogs with classmates sufferin' from anxiety, depression, and foul moods be more likely to catch the same afflictions. Aye, tis true! So keep a weather eye on yer mates, lest ye be walkin' the plank of mental disorder! Arrr!

Yarrr, aye mateys! Tis discovered diverse skin problem in scallywags with hemochromatosis. Aye be watchin' out fer scurvy!

Arrr mateys! By studying ye iron profile and skin signs like dark spots, itchiness, hair loss, and white patches, ye can uncover the cursed hemochromatosis. Aye, the Medscape Medical News be tellin' us this important fact!

Arrr, these guides tell ye when to sail the high seas or when to stay in port after a stroke!

Arrr, me hearties! Aye, 'tis said that studyin' the odds of sudden fits after a pirate's attack on th' ol' noggin' might steer ye in the right direction when it comes to takin' th' wheel. Avast, mateys, aye be watchin' out for them seizures!

May 23, 2024

Arrr, using fancy brain magic to combat forgetfulness in old sea dogs. Aye, personalized rTMS be the treasure!

Arr, me hearties! 'Tis said that blastin' yer noggin with magnetic waves can help ye remember where ye buried yer treasure! Aye, 'tis true - the brain be mighty mysterious, but let's not be addled like a scurvy dog with too much grog! Yarrr!

Yarrr, too much time on the ol' electronic devices be a sure way to scramble yer noggin, matey!

Avast ye scallywags! Beware of fancy processed grub! 'Tis like poison for yer noggin, makin' ye forget where ye buried yer treasure! Stick to proper pirate fare or risk walkin' the plank of forgetfulness! Aye, 'tis the truth from Medscape Medical News! Arrr!

Arrr, more weight loss with these fancy anti-obesity meds and hormone therapy? Thar be no magic potion, matey!

Arrr mateys! It be said that wenches takin' hormone therapy see a grand response to GLP-1 remedies an' be sheddin' more pounds than the rest. 'Tis a tale fit for the scrolls of the Medscape Medical News, arrr!

Yarr mateys, removin' part o' yer skull be helpful fer nasty brain bleeds deep in yer noggin! Arrr!

Arrr mateys! 'Tis said that cuttin' a hole in yer noggin may help those with mighty brain bleeds! Aye, 'tis a strange remedy indeed, but if 'tis what the medics be recommendin', who are we to argue? Yo ho ho and a bottle o' rum!

Arrr, me hearties! Cuttin' yon stomach sleeves be boostin' kidney transplant fortunes! Aye, tis a jolly good time!

Arrr matey! The removal of a portion of one's stomach be known as sleeve gastrectomy, aye. It be helpin' ye lose a good chunk o' weight and make ye a better candidate for a kidney transplant if ye be sufferin' from obesity and severe kidney disease. Cheers to that, me hearties!

Yarrr! Mohs surgery be the treasure map to finer outcomes than traditional surgery, me hearties!

Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis our wish that these discoveries be proof to back up Mohs as the gold standard fer treatin' the scurvy cSCC. The lead scallywag of the study be sayin' this to Medscape Medical News. Aye, let's hoist the sails and set a course for clear skin!

Arr matey, the new TAVI Platform be offerin' a bounty o' valve sizes to plunder from. Aye, me hearties!

Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags at Medscape Medical News be tellin' us that a grand trial has shown them new-fangled valves be a match fit for a pirate ship. No need for guessin' anymore, we can now be pickin' the right device for our treasure chests!

Arrr, scallywags be talkin' 'bout findin' hidden treasure in yer lungs with this fancy screenin'! Aye, matey!

Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a curious tale indeed! Many scallywags with no known past of the cursed COPD be showin' signs o' the same! Beware, ye landlubbers, for the breath o' the sea may be takin' hold o' ye lungs!

Arr, be warned, ye mateys! The risk o' bleedin' clarified for them scurvy stroke patients takin' tPA. Aye!

Arr matey! The scurvy dogs be sayin' that takin' them antiplatelet therapies be makin' yer noggin' bleed more if ye be havin' a stroke and gettin' some o' that thrombolysis. But fear not me hearties, the risk be small as a wee plankton in the vast ocean! Aye, Medscape be tellin' us this tale!

May 22, 2024

Milk from the bosom be a treasure trove, aye! Aye, it be savin' gold doubloons in healthcare plunderin'!

Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis known that nursin' be superior to the vile swill they call formula for wee ones. But in Scotland, they found it be savin' gold on healthcare costs too! Aye, 'tis a win-win for all involved, me mateys!

Arr, me hearties! Them epigenetic markers be like a map to kidney failure risk in scallywags with T1D.

Avast ye mateys! 'Tis be news from Medscape Medical. Aye, the latest happenings in the realm of medicine be afoot. Arrr, take heed and be informed, lest ye find yerself walkin' the plank of ignorance. Aye, tis a treacherous sea out there, savvy?

Arrr, scallywags be disputin' the ways to lower blood pressure quick in a stroke! Blimey!

Arrr matey, there be a new study disputin' the guidelines that say we must quickly lower blood pressure in them scallywags sufferin' from a stroke. They be clamorin' for swift treatment with thrombolysis. Aye, who be knowin' what's best for these poor souls?

Avast ye mateys, this IV thrombolysis be no good for a wee stroke - a waste of time it be!

Avast ye scallywags! The latest trial be sayin' that ye should not be usin' IV thrombolysis on minor ischemic stroke patients with intracranial occlusion. Best be keepin' that in mind if ye don't want to walk the plank! Aye, Medscape Medical News be spreadin' the word! Arrr!

Avast ye! The plunder of Fentanyl be on the rise like a mermaid's tail in a mighty storm! Aarrgghh!

Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags be findin' 1700% more of the dreaded fentanyl in the US waters 'twixt 2017 and 2023! Shiver me timbers! 'Tis a sure sign of trouble on the horizon, aye! The seas be full of danger and deadly potions, beware!

Arr mateys, this newfangled program be helpin' rural mates get to the doc quicker after a stroke! Yo ho ho!

Arrr mateys! A newfangled 'drip and ship' scheme be helpin' stroke sufferers in the outback. Let's spread this magic potion to all corners o' the world, so all swashbucklers can have a chance at a proper recovery. Fair winds and following seas, me hearties!

Arrr, me hearties! Semaglutide be helpin' ye lose weight, surgery or no surgery. Avast ye extra pounds!

Arrr, me hearties! Tis said that this magical potion, semaglutide, be makin' folks lose weight, surgery or no surgery! Aye, a treasure worth more than gold! Hoist the sails and set course for a slimmer waistline, me mateys! Aye aye, captain WebMD!

Ye scallywags be not usin' the portal much, be lackin' diversity among the crew! Aye, be speakin' true!

Arrr, me hearties! Them clinicians must find a way to talk to their patients without them fancy patient portals to keep the healthcare fair for all. Aye, 'tis a challenge indeed, but one worth takin' on! Full sail ahead, mateys!

Ye scurvy dogs best be publishin' yer data, lest ye be messin' up the treatment recommendations! Arrr!

Arrr, them German scallywags be demandin' all studies to be logged and all results to be made public! Aye, let's make sure no treasure be hidden from us mateys. Yarrr, we be keepin' a weather eye on ye, ye sneaky scientists!

Ye salty dogs with weak tickers need not abandon the game, ye can still plunder the pitch! Arrr!

Avast ye scallywags! The latest decree be all about fixin' the heartbeats of those sporty landlubbers! They be talkin' 'bout gettin' back to playin' and makin' decisions together like a proper crew. Arrrr, let's set sail for a healthy heart!

May 21, 2024

Yarrr, the loot be in PCI benefit fer heart pain in the latest ORBITA-2 treasure map!

Arr me hearties! The scallywags with a weak chest but a heap o' complaints be findin' relief with this swashbucklin' procedure called PCI! Aye, the landsmen be talkin' about it all across the seven seas! Aye, it be true, says the wise Medscape Medical News!

Arrr, me hearties! We be spyin' on the scallywags with wheezin' chests and leaky lungs! Yo-ho-ho!

Arrr mateys! 'Tis been discovered that scallywags with squalls or the cursed COPD be seein' better breathin' and livin' a better life after a year, thanks to the helpin' hand of the community. Aye, 'tis a grand victory in the quest for health!

Arrr, mateys be seekin' treasure in the form of Cardiomyopathy remedies after plunderin' the SEQUOIA-HCM study. Aye!

Arrr, me hearties! The new oral potion be showin' promise in treatin' the blockages of the tickin' pump. Aye, the trial be sayin' it be makin' a difference in the heart's swellin'. Aye, let's hope it be helpin' more than just them land lubbers!

Aye, FDA be givin' thumbs up to belimumab autoinjector for wee pirate lads 'n lasses with the scurvy lupus!

Arrr mateys! This new-fangled contraption be allowing ye to take yer medicine at home, instead o' bein' poked with a needle like a landlubber. It be a grand ol' time for pirates everywhere! Aye, the times be a-changin' indeed.

Arrr, does your scallywag need a keeper to watch over 'em? Yarr, best keep an eye on 'em, matey!

Arrr mateys! 'Twas said in a workshop that the landlubbers need better skills in assessin' the capacity of patients with oddities in their noggin. Looks like we be needin' some more savvy swashbucklers in the medical field! Aye aye, captain!

Arr matey! Exercisin' be boostin' yer grip after a scurvy spine mishap. Yo-ho-ho!

Arrr mateys, 'tis said that a device of external spinal stimulation be makin' 72% of scallywags with a spinal cord injury gain strength and function in their upper limbs. Aye, it be a fine bit o' news from Medscape Medical News indeed!

Ye scallywags be needin' to use this 'social media' to chat with yer young'uns about the dangers o' obesity! Arrr!

Avast ye landlubbers! A wee semaglutide video on TikTok be garnerin' close to 1 million views, says the scallywags at Medscape Medical News. Arrr, tis a sight to behold! Aye, even pirates be interested in the latest medical rumblings on the high seas of social media! Arrr!

Arrr, be ye trustin' in them fancy ultrasound machines to spy on yer wee babe's secrets? Aye, me doubloons!

Avast ye mateys! The Cochrane review be sayin' that checkin' on the lasses with little risk in both the first and second trimesters be the best way to keep a weather eye on the wee ones growin' in the bellies of the fair maidens. Aye, 'tis true! Aye!

Arrr mateys, only half of the new mothers be learnin' 'bout how much plunder they be gainin' in pregnancy visits!

Arrr, me hearties! Listen well, for yer habits o' livin' and the weight ye gain durin' pregnancy be crucial to the health o' ye and yer wee one. Pay heed to this advice, or risk walkin' the plank of poor outcomes! Aye, from MDedge News.

Avast ye scallywags! Thar be talk of AI changin' how we see inside chests and predict the future, arrr!

Arrr mateys! Pulmonologists be seein' a flood of newfangled gadgets that be makin' it easier to spy on them pesky lung spots. Aye, the tide be turnin' in our favor, me hearties! Medscape Medical News be tellin' the tale!

Arrr, FDA be takin' back Infigratinib for the dreaded Cholangiocarcinoma. Walk the plank, ye scurvy drug!

Arrr mateys, the scurvy drug company be pulling infigratinib from the shelves, claimin' they can't round up enough patients for their fancy postmarketing trials. Aye, sounds like they be walkin' the plank on this one!

Me mateys, be warned! Lack of grub be raising the risk of scurvy fourfold in those cursed with the sugar sickness! Aye, stock up on provisions!

Arrr mateys, be ye tellin' me that lack of gold and grub be makin' us more vulnerable to danger, but them usual queries ain't catchin' the hunger part. Aye, 'tis a puzzler indeed! Give me more grog to ponder this mystery. Arrr!

May 20, 2024

Arrr, me mateys! The Hedgehog Pathway be a fine potion for the dreaded IPF! Avast ye scurvy lungs!

Avast ye mateys! 'Tis said the Hedgehog pathway be stopped by ENV-101, preventing lung woes and scarrrrrring. It may even help reshape those cursed fibrosis. Aye, 'tis a mighty fine discovery indeed! Arrr!

Arr matey, AAP be changin' their tune on feedin' wee ones from infected buxom lasses!

Avast ye scallywags! The mateys be sayin' that parents with the pox o' the sea who ain't takin' their medicine or keepin' the plague at bay should think twice 'bout feedin' the wee ones from the milky teat. Aye, tis the word from the MDedge News. Arrr!

Arr matey, Mirikizumab be a fine treasure for them with Crohn's that be severe. Yarrr!

Avast ye scallywags! The miracle tonic known as mirikizumab has been given the thumbs up for treating the dreaded ulcerative colitis. And now, it has also passed the test for helping with Crohn's disease. Aye, 'tis a true treasure indeed!

Arrr, lasses be avoidin' cannabis while with child, lest ye want scarce counselin' from the wise women! Aye!

Arrr matey! Avast ye! 'Tis said that many a lass who partook in the devil's lettuce whilst carryin' a wee buccaneer, did not speak of it with the ship's doctor. Aye, 'tis a study from the land lubbers at MDedge News, 'tis true! Arrr!

Ye swabs be tellin' me that wee ones' chest pain be seldom heart-related in the emergency room, arrr!

Arrr mateys! 'Tis found that only 2.5% o' wee ones with a chest ache be havin' a broken heart, while the rest be sufferin' from the kraken in their muscles and bones. Keep yer scurvy children safe, me hearties!

Ye best be careful, me hearties! The lasses be sufferin' from grave maladies that be messin' with their noggin'. Aye!

Arrr mateys, be warned! Wench troubles be leadin' to visits to the ship's infirmary for 13 years after spawnin' yer little scallywags. Best be keepin' an eye out for signs o' mental health woes, lest ye find yerself walkin' the plank! Aye, Medscape be tellin' no tall tales.

"Arrr, wee lads and lasses be takin' too much grog! Less in 2019, more in 2020, aye!"

Arrr mateys, it be told that the young scallywags in the US be takin' less of the prescription potions that be knockin' 'em out cold in the years past. But beware, for in the year 2020, the numbers be risin' like the tide on a stormy night. Aye, me hearties!

Arr matey! How be this AI fittin' into ye olde clinical practice, me hearties? Aye, tis a modern mystery!

Arrr mateys, tis be said that the studies on AI be focused on belly troubles, bone peekin', cuttin' folks open, and heart matters. But what about the common folk's everyday aches and pains? Seems like the fancy doctors be forgettin' about 'em! Aye, tis a shame indeed!

Arrr, me hearties! Specialty medicine be stealin' our NPs from the high seas of primary care! Aye, 'tis a treacherous journey indeed!

Arrr, me hearties! The landlubbers be joinin' the ranks o' cardiology and dermatology to boost their booty and learn new skills. Aye, them nurse practitioners and physician assistants be lookin' to plunder riches in specialty practices! Yo ho ho!

Arrr, this Atezolizumab be no treasure for our ship of Relapsing TNBC. No better OS in sight mateys!

Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags be sayin' that this here immunotherapy be no match for the dreaded triple-negative breast cancer! 'Tis a shame, but we pirates be needin' a better weapon against this fierce enemy of the seas. Aye, 'tis a tough pill to swallow, mateys!

Arrr matey, do ye spy a cursed UTI when ye lay eyes on it? Aye, the pain be unmistakable!

Arr matey! Instead o' stickin' to the three measly categories fer UTI diagnosis, a bold new study be suggestin' we expand to five! Ye best be preparin' fer a whole new world o' pee analysis, me hearties! Aye aye, shipshape fer Medscape Medical News!

May 17, 2024

Arrr! Me matey's brain be needin' more wind in its sails, lest it sink to Davey Jones' locker!

Arrr, it be said that some poor soul with a mighty knock to the noggin might've cheated death if the fancy contraptions keepin' 'em breathin' had been left intact. Aye, the scallywags be talkin' 'bout it in the medical scrolls. Aye, what a tale of woe and wonder!

Arr matey, 'tis a tale of how landlubbers become rich doctors with borrowed gold from scallywag lenders.

Arr matey! The treacherous waters of medical school debt be keepin' many doctors from ownin' their own ship. But fear not me hearties, for there be a special mortgage option for them landlubbin' physicians to finally find their way home. Aye, the key be in their hands! Yo ho ho!

Arrr! The DOJ be makin' moves to reclassify the devil's lettuce as Schedule III! Shiver me timbers!

Arrr mateys! The DOJ be sendin' out a notice o' proposed rulemakin' on Thursday, kickstartin' a 60-day public comment period on movin' the devil's lettuce from Schedule I to Schedule III. Avast ye, it be a wild ride ahead! Aye, Medscape Medical News be reportin'.

Arrr, me hearties! There be new treasure on BP control in stroke. Time to adjust yer sails and practices!

Arrr, mateys! The INTERACT4 trial be showin' that lowerin' blood pressure be helpin' them scurvy dogs with a bleed in their noggin', but be hurtin' them poor souls with a blockage instead. Aye, the seas of medicine be treacherous indeed!

Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that CDH1 be linked to a new scurvy breast cancer syndrome. Keep yer eyes peeled!

Arrr, the wise swashbuckler claims that the worth o' conducting the CDH1 test on lasses below 45 years be as shiny as a treasure chest! Ye best be heedin' this advice, me hearties! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' the tale. Aye!

Arrr matey, do ye reckon those tiny bits o' plastic be settin' sail on yer health like a scurvy dog?

Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that tiny plastic bits may be riskin' our tickers, but no proof they be directly causin' the scurvy diseases. Sail on, me mateys, and beware the treachery of the plastic seas! Aye, Medscape Medical News be warnin' us all!

Arrr mateys, a new plan be aimin' to keep our lady shipmates safe from the peril o' maternity woes!

Arrr, me hearties! The Maternal Mental Health Task Force be suggestin' the establishment of maternity care centers to be the heart o' integrated care and birthing for all ye lasses. Aye, 'tis a grand idea fer smooth sailin' waters ahead!

Arrr, mateys! The scallywags be sayin' genetic testin' be lackin' in treatin' stubborn prostate cancers! Aye, shiver me timbers!

Arrr! Ye scurvy dogs in the United States be lackin' in the proper genetic testin' for mCRPC mutations. We need to hoist the sails and overcome these barriers to ensure all men receive the proper plunderin' of information! Yarrr!

Ye olde tale be told: Breaketh thy hip now, forget thy name later. Beware, me hearties!

Arrr, me hearties! The knowledge o' whether a broken hip be leadin' to a foggy mind could be crucial for them swashbucklin' healers. It be helpin' 'em chart a course for keepin' ye noggin sharp and yer body sailin' smooth. Aye, 'tis true, mateys!

May 16, 2024

Arr matey, be ye chunkier than a ship's biscuit? 'Tis body fat that tells yer true size in midlife!

Arr, me hearties, instead of relyin' on them old BMI cutoffs, let's be measurin' the fat-to-muscle ratio to determine if ye be too plump. It be like weighin' yer loot against yer treasure, savvy? Medscape be sayin' so, so let's take heed!

Arrr, why be them scurvy dogs avoidin' the cutlass when faced with the dreaded Pancreatic Cancer? Aye, twill remain a mystery!

Arrr mateys, it be said that shedding pounds afore the cutlass be swung may lessen yer chances of gettin' the ol' gut rummaged for pancreatic scurvy. So keep an eye on yer figure, or ye may find yerself walkin' the plank sooner than ye think! Aye!

Arr matey, there be new wisdom on using antiseizure meds while with child. Listen up ye scallywags!

Arrr mateys! Aye, there be newfangled advice from the experts on how to treat the scallywags with epilepsy who be expectin' a wee one. Hoist the sails and follow the map in Medscape Medical News to keep the lasses and their bairns safe on the high seas! Aye aye!

Arrr! Ye scurvy dogs be warned! Skin tags be a sign of the dreaded Metabolic Syndrome in wee ones!

Arrr mateys, be ye aware that skin tags on the wee ones may be a sign of hidden treasure - metabolic diseases! Keep a weather eye out for these acrochordons, lest ye be caught unawares on the high seas of health! Aye, 'tis true, says Medscape Medical News!

Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! The French be tellin' us how much time our wee ones can spend starin' at screens!

Arrr! A group of wise seadogs be suggestin' a score of rules t' help wee ones use their scurvy screens right, and keep their health shipshape. Aye, tis a tale told by Medscape Medical News! Aye, let's set sail towards better screen manners!

Arrr matey, after ye be caught sailin' under the influence, ye be facin' a mighty fine and brig time.

Avast ye scurvy dogs! A landlubber doctor's blunder at the helm could spell doom for his reputation and the privilege to be a healer of the sick. Watch out, lest ye be walking the plank of medical shame! Arrr!

Arrr! Be a good mate and report all skirmishes in the infirmary to keep ye mates safe!

Arrr mateys, the scallywags be gatherin' data on the dastardly deeds against hospital staff. This information be crucial for makin' changes to the laws and policies, so we can protect our brave healers from the hornswagglin' villains. <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be keepin' us informed, as always!

"Avast ye scurvy dogs! Keep ye patients safe from cyber scallywags with this advice from the good doctors!"

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Them scallywags be targetin' the seasoned buccaneers in cunning online swindles, but fear not! The wise healers of the mind can be thar to guard their patients from harm. Aye, trust in 'em to keep ye safe on the digital seas! Arrrgh!

May 15, 2024

Arrr mateys! The scallywags be droppin' like flies from their grog! US drug overdoses be takin' a dive in 2023!

Arrr mateys! The scallywags at the CDC be sayin' that the deaths from overdosin' on drugs be droppin'. But beware! 15 states be seein' a spike in deaths by a woppin' 44%! Keep yer eyes peeled and stay safe on them high seas, me hearties!

Arrr mateys, the potion for thar cursed Factor Xa be a bit hit 'n miss in ICH trials. Aye!

Arrr! The latest findings from the ANNEXA-I trial have been unveiled in the grand NEJM! 'Tis a tale of better control over bloody hematoma expansion, but a rise in treacherous thrombotic events with andexanet versus the usual care. 'Tis a fine read for those with a taste for medical adventures! Arrr!

Arrr, me hearties! These fancy imag'in techniques be as good as findin' treasure for fixin' retinal tears! Aye!

Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that more choices in eye care could make it easier for us landlubbers to get what we need. Aye, 'tis true! Let us set sail on the high seas of healthcare and find a better way to see clear!

Arrr, the pox of colorectal cancer be plaguing the young scallywags of America like a cursed treasure map!

Arrr, me hearties! Listen up, ye scallywags! The scurvy dogs be tellin' us that while the overall rates o' colorectal cancer be droppin', the young whippersnappers be seein' a rise in it! Arrr, keep an eye on yer booty, ye young lads and lasses!

Arrr, be ye tellin' me there be no treasure in switchin' to healthier grub? Aye, a scallywag's tale indeed!

Arr, me hearties! 'Tis no use jumpin' ship from one diet to another, for ye still be stuck at the same ol' weight loss plateau after 6 months. Aye, 'tis a treacherous sea out there for them with overweight and obesity, arrr!

Avast ye! Which scurvy test be best to spy out the treacherous waters of breast cancer? Aye, the answer be...

Arrr matey, the decisions about who be worthy of more scrutiny and what be the best way to do it be as tricky as navigating a stormy sea. 'Tis a puzzle fit for the likes of Blackbeard himself! Aye, 'tis true as reported by the Medscape Medical News.

Lack o' grog be makin' the scallywags sickly. Aye, we be needin' to find a solution, mateys!

Arrr, me hearties! Over 6 million landlubbers in Mexico be havin' troubles gettin' their hands on the precious liquid of life! 'Tis a sad tale of woe, but we pirates be wishin' 'em fair winds and a full barrel o' rum to keep 'em afloat!

Avast ye mateys! Keep yer gains whilst shedding pounds, lest ye be left lookin' like a scrawny landlubber! Arrr!

Avast ye scallywags! The loss of lean mass be a concern with these new anti-fat potions, but tis no different with any other weight loss trickery. Aye, without proper measures, ye may find yerself stuck in the doldrums of the gains! Arrrr!

Arrr, be it true that this 'Internet' be boostin' me mental spirits? Aye, me thinks it be so!

Arrr mateys! Avast ye! Turns out, sailin' the digital seas ain't all bad for yer noggin'. A study o'er 2 million souls found that tappin' into the information superhighway can actually boost yer spirits. So raise a mug o' grog to the power of the interwebs!

Aye, this Setmelanotide be like treasure for those cursed with Hypothalamic Obesity! Arrr, aye aye!

Arrr mateys, this magical potion known as setmelanotide be makin' the patients with the cursed hypothalamic obesity lose weight faster than a cannonball flyin' through the air! Aye, 'tis a fine treasure indeed that be reducin' their BMI!

Ye scurvy dogs be needin' this HCC screenin' to spot trouble early and keep yer hide intact! Aye!

Arrr me hearties! The scurvy dogs be sayin' that checkin' for liver cancers early be helpin' ye live longer. Even after accountin' for time tricks! So be sure to keep a weather eye on yer health, or ye might just walk the plank sooner than ye'd like! Aye, mateys!

Arrr, the Peds Clinic be makin' the switch to go paperless! Double the data, double the loot!

Arrr matey! The aim of the program be to capture all the data at well visits, in all the languages, and make sure it be at 80% or higher. Ye best be speakin' in all tongues, lest ye want to walk the plank! Aye, MDedge News be tellin' tales of our mission.

May 14, 2024

Arrr, 'tis said that diagnosing the celiac disease in wee Italian scallywags be quicker than finding buried treasure!

Yarrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that the scurvy dogs in Italy be quick to diagnose the cursed celiac disease in their wee ones, no matter where they may roam. Ahoy, me thinks those Italian doctors be quicker than a ship in a squall! Aye, Medscape Medical News be tellin' the tale!

Arrr, this Semaglutide be a treasure worth seekin', whether ye lose weight or not! Yarrr!

Arrr mateys! The treasure known as Semaglutide be still workin' after 4 years for weighin' down those with hearts of gold but a bit of extra plunder. No need for the scurvy T2D to see the benefits, ye can still sail smooth seas with this magic potion. Aye aye captain!

"Arrr, that scallywag pediatrician be keepin' his reputation afloat despite the sea of health lies spreadin'!"

Arrr, me hearties! Despite the scurvy rise of health misinformation, the fine pediatricians still believe their wee patients trust 'em! Ye can bet yer doubloons they be keepin' a weather eye on their young scallywags! Aye, 'tis the truth, mateys!

"Arrr, makin' scallywags talk less pills, more grog with land lubbers for the scurvy T2D!"

Arr matey! Aye, 'tis said that wee videos chattin' about deprescribin' with the landlubbers may be of help to scallywags sufferin' from type 2 sugar sickness and foggy brain, as well as their trusty crew. Aye, 'tis what the scuttlebutt from Medscape Medical News be sayin'. Arrr!

Arrr! Be ye shedding pounds with a slow weanin' o' Semaglutide, me hearties! Yarrrr!

Arrr mateys! Aye, this here digital lifestyle program be a treasure map when combined with the magical semaglutide potion! It be keepin' the scallywags from gainin' back the loot they lost, no matter how big their bellies be at the start! Aye, 'tis a tale worth tellin'!

Arrr mateys, them old salts be takin' their remedies all wrong! The scallywags need to heed the doctor's orders!

Arrr mateys, me hearties! Methinks the scallywags be usin' too many potions and elixirs. The data be showin' a worrisome trend among the old salts. Avast ye, it be time to be more cautious with the remedies we be takin'! Aye aye, Captain!

Arrr, one third of ye blasted ACL ruptures be healin' on their own, but the outcome be as murky as the deep sea!

Arrr mateys, tis be said that the dreaded anterior cruciate ligament may mend itself without the knife, but the future be uncertain. The scallywags be watchin' closely to see if this be true. <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be keepin' a weather eye on the horizon, arrr!

Yarrr, this newfangled "Online CBT" be fillin' a mighty big gap in the ol' noggin care, mateys! Arrr!

Arrr, this here eCBT be workin' wonders for the landlubber correction workers! It be helpin' 'em battle the stress and PTSD like a fearsome pirate on the high seas. No need for in-person therapy, just clickety-clack on the computer and feel better, me hearties! Aye, Medscape be tellin' the tale.

Ye scallywags who keep an eye on yer bloody hypertension be faring better than those who don't! Arrr!

Arrr, me hearties! The scurvy dogs known as clinicians be advisin' us to keep a weather eye on our blood pressure and take our grog on time. Aye, tis a fine idea to keep us hearty and hale on the high seas of health!

Arrr, me hearties! Be ye tellin' me that carryin' too much booty as a youngin' affects me health later on?

Arr matey! The belief o' yer own heaviness as a wee lad may affect yer chances o' kickin' th' bucket or gettin' a bum ticker later in life if ye be a bit on th' flabby side. Yarr, them scallywags at Medscape Medical News be warnin' us!

May 13, 2024

Arrr, beware the devil's lettuce! 'Tis said to befuddle yer noggin and stunt yer growth, ye scallywags!

Arrr mateys, beware! The devil's lettuce be causin' trouble for the young scallywags. This high-potency wacky tobaccy be messin' with their noggin, leadin' to madness and doin' harm to their precious brains. Be smart and steer clear of this cursed herb, ye hear?

Arrr, mateys! Be it known that the swashbucklin' choices of the patient be guidin' the course of treatment fer HS!

Arr matey! The good Dr Jennifer L. Hsiao be sayin' most o' the trials be fer the serious scurvy known as HS. We be tryin' to find the best potion to cure this vile disease. Keep a weather eye out for more news on this matter, me hearties! Aye aye!

Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags be usin' video games to tempt the young'uns with their grub. Beware the siren's call!

Arrr mateys, be wary of them branded products on the gaming screens, for they may tempt ye to fill yer belly with too much grub and grow as big as a whale! Beware the dangers of excess eating and weight gain, me hearties! Aye, 'tis true, as told by Medscape Medical News! Arrr!

Ye scallywags best be choosin' grub o'er healin' scurvy landlubbers, arrr! Set sail fer grub, me hearties!

Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags be more likely to ask for grub, shelter, and other booty if they don't have to spill the beans about their treasure stash. Aye, tis no need to show off yer gold before ye ask for help!

Arrr, no scallywag be too weak to face the dreaded preeclampsia later on! Aye, beware, ye landlubbers!

Arrr, me hearties! When a lass be carryin' a wee one, watchin' her blood pressure be key to keepin' both her and the tiny pirate safe. Trust in the old ways, says the Medscape News UK. Listen to yer body, or ye might end up walkin' the plank!

May 10, 2024

Arrr, ye scallywags! A test be findin' cancer in yer belly afore it be too late, arrr!

Avast ye scallywags! A swish of the mouth reveals variations in the wee beasties of those with stomach woes, hinting at a new weapon in the battle against the dreaded C-word. Yarrr, aye, 'tis a mighty fine discovery indeed!

Arr, when prescribing lecanemab, consider the winds and tides, lest ye be marooned with scurvy scallywags!

Arr matey, at the recent American Geriatrics Society conference, they be talkin' 'bout the dangers and treasures of lecanemab therapy. Aye, it be like walkin' the plank - one wrong step and ye be feedin' the fishes! Arrr!

If ye be failin' with Tirzepatide, keep at it and don't be a scurvy landlubber! Arrr!

Arrr, these guidelines be nothin' but fool's gold! If the weight-loss potion ain't workin' by 12 weeks, ye just need to adjust the dosage, me hearties. Don't be throwin' it overboard too soon, says this investigator. Aye, sail on, ye scallywags!

Arrr, this here Teprotumumab be a mighty elixir for the cursed Thyroid Eye Ailment, fer all ye scallywags!

Arrr! The latest treasure map be showin' that the old salts ain't respondin' better to the remedies than the young buccaneers, refutin' the findings of the scallywags before. Methinks the sea be full of surprises, mateys! Aye, 'tis true, as reporteth by Medscape Medical News.

Yarrr, these newfangled video games be like medicine for the young scallywags! Aye, me hearties, let's plunder the benefits!

Arrr mateys, me hearties! Ye hear tell of these fancy gamified digital mental health interventions? They be like a magical elixir fer the young scallywags sufferin' from ADHD and depression. Aye, me thinks we be onto somethin' grand here! Let's set sail on this wondrous journey to better mental health!

Arrr, me mateys be sayin' CBT be the treasure map to findin' yer way out of grief's stormy seas!

Arrr! Thar be news that CBT be the better remedy fer lessening the woes o' them with prolonged grief disorder, according to a scallywag study! Mindfulness be walkin' the plank, mateys! Read more in the Medscape Medical News, if ye dare! Arrr!

Arr, me hearties! Them landlubbers be steerin' clear o' places with tight grip on the plank fer lasses' rights!

Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a curious tale indeed! The scallywags from US medical schools be steerin' clear o' states with them pesky abortion bans. Looks like they be wantin' to avoid walkin' the plank o' controversy! Aye, the winds of change be blowin' in the medical world!

Arrr, thar be news from the Brazilian Society o' Cardiology! They be updatin' three guidelines fer us hearties!

Arrr, mateys! The latest decrees on the dreaded affliction of hypertension have been revealed! Keep a weather eye on these newfangled guidelines for the health of your heart, or ye may find yerself walkin' the plank to Davy Jones' locker! Aye, 'tis true, as told by Medscape Medical News!

Ye scurvy dogs best be mindin' yer health, fer lack of immunity be a foul wind blowin' for yer skin!

Arrr mateys! Turns out, avoidin' the ol' immunosuppression be key to stayin' alive. The scallywags who ignore this warning be takin' a one-way trip to Davy Jones' locker. Listen to the wise words of the Medscape Medical News, or ye be meetin' a grim fate! Aye aye, Captain!

Avast ye scallywags! Beware the poison in our grog, causin' the dreaded Type 2 Sugar Scurvy! Aye, drink at yer own peril!

Arrr mateys! Ye best be watchin' out for the poison water, even a wee bit of arsenic can give ye the cursed T2D! Keep a sharp eye on yer drinkin' supply, lest ye be fallin' victim to the sneaky arsenic. Aye, 'tis a treacherous sea out there!

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Too much medicine be scarier than Davy Jones' locker for yer creaky bones!

Arrr, ye scallywags! Beware the cursed NSAIDs for treating yer aches and pains, for they may bring upon ye the wrath of heart failure and vascular calamity! Heed the warning, or risk walkin' the plank to Davy Jones' locker! Aye, 'tis the truth from Medscape Medical News!

May 9, 2024

Yarrr! The land lubbers be sayin' the rural health system be ready to walk the plank! Aye, 'tis dire news indeed!

Arrr, the new AMA captain be shoutin' for laws to make landlubber doctors sail to the countryside! 'Tis a grand call to arms for the healer folk to brave the wilds and tend to the rural scallywags. Aye, 'tis a bold move indeed!

Yarrr, them scurvy dogs be aimin' to tame the beast within with their fancy spyglass surgery! Arrr!

Arrr mateys! 'Tis said that removin' the gut lining be lessenin' the rumblin' of the hunger hormone, leadin' to a drop in weight. Aye, a wee study hath found promise in this scallywag treatment. Yarrr, the secrets of the sea be unfoldin'! Aye aye, cap'n!

Arrr! Ye salty dogs, Vibegron be a powerful weapon against leaky bladders in men with swollen prostates!

Arrr matey! Treating a leaky old bladder be a right challenge when ye have a swollen prostate, but fear not! A new trial be showin' promise in meetin' all its goals. This be good news fer all us old sea dogs! Aye aye, cap'n!

Arrr, Adalimumab be makin' the blood of me hearties better in those sufferin' from HS! Aye, it be true!

Arrr, me hearties! The use of adalimumab be helpin' to improve the blood issues in them scallywags sufferin' from hidradenitis suppurativa. Aye, it be workin' well for those who be respondin' to it. Sail on, ye brave souls!

Ye young scallywags be needin' t' follow th' step approach in Pediatric Dermatology, lest ye be walkin' th' plank! Arrr!

Arrr, me hearties! A scallywag pediatric derm-mate be suggestin' a four-step plan fer sharin' decisions with wee patients facin' the dreaded acne and other unsightly skin afflictions. Aye, tis a fine idea to involve the little ones in their own skincare plunder! Aye aye, captain!

Arrr mateys, be ye seein' the signs of the dreaded pox on ye skin? 'Tis a viral curse, says I!

Arr mateys, tis said that most of the cases happenin' in the United States and other lands be tied to inborn errors of immunity. But not all, me hearties! Keep a weather eye on the horizon for more news from the MDedge scallywags! Arrr!

Beware mateys! Lack of grog may slow wee ones' bounce back from the dreaded pneumonia! Arr!

Arrr, ye scurvy researchers be lookin' at how quick 571 wee ones be gettin' better from the dreaded pneumonia. Aye, 'tis a fine study they be doin'! Hats off to those brave souls! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' the tale!

Arrr, why bein' a wench matter for yer heart's health? Learn ye history, me mateys!

Yarr, me hearties! 'Tis said that lasses wit' autoimmune disease suffer more from heart troubles during a wee one's makin'. Best be takin' some prevention measures during pregnancy to steer clear o' these pesky complications. Aye, 'tis the wise thing to do, says Medscape Medical News!

Avast ye scallywags! Shiver me timbers, a meal without meat be good for the liver-loving landlubbers with cirrhosis! Arrr!

Swap the meat for some plant-based grub, me hearties! 'Tis good for yer liver and keeps the ammonia at bay. Arrr, give it a try and say goodbye to cirrhosis and HE. Aye, 'tis the truth from Medscape Medical News!

May 8, 2024

Arrr, ye scallywags! Be sure to update yer app for yer insulin pump, lest ye walk the plank! Aye!

Arr matey! The word on the high seas be that the t:connect mobile app be cursed with a glitch that be causin' the t:slim X2 insulin pump to lose its power! Beware, ye scallywags, lest ye find yerself stranded without yer trusty pump! Aye, aye, aye!

Avast ye scallywags! Most grown landlubbers be at risk for the dreaded CKM Syndrome. Prepare to walk the plank!

Arrr matey! The American Heart Association be creatin' CKM syndrome in 2023 to understand the tangled web o' heart, kidney diseases, diabetes, and obesity. Aye, they be tryin' to navigate the treacherous waters o' the body's ailments. Onward, me hearties, to better health!

Arrr mateys! The scallywags have found the secret to open-angle glaucoma. 'Tis a useful discovery indeed!

Arr, me hearties! This study be the first to test the worth o' a polygenic risk score fer diagnosin' primary open-angle glaucoma, say the researchers. Aye, 'tis true! So if ye be needin' to know yer fate with the ol' eye disease, look no further than this study! Aye, 'tis true!

Beware mateys! Type 1 diabetes be a formidable foe, be watchful of yer heart's wellbeing, arrr!

Arrr mateys, a fresh scroll be tellin' us what we do and do not know. 'Tis like a treasure map for our brains. Shiver me timbers, Medscape Medical News be keepin' us informed like a trusty parrot on me shoulder!

Arr! Me hearties, beware! The cursed medicine be sending ye back under the knife fer yer back! Aye, scurvy dogs!

Arrr mateys, beware ye scallywags! This drug semaglutide be causin' more trouble than a barrel o' rum at a mermaid's wedding. Sail away from this treacherous sea of repeat surgeries, lest ye be walkin' the plank to Davy Jones' locker!

Arrr mateys, how be ye relievin' the pain o' diabetic neuropathy? Share yer remedies and let's conquer this scurvy affliction!

Arrr mateys, at the latest gathering of wise scallywags, the learned folk be discussin' potions, ointments, and voodoo magic for this here affliction. Aye, 'twas a sight to see! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' the tale.

Arr! The scallywags be talkin' 'bout the first known case of TLE from snortin' the ol' fentanyl! Har har har!

Avast ye scallywags! Beware of the treacherous fentanyl, for it may be hiding its damage from ye landlubbers! The scurvy researchers warn that ye need a magical MRI to uncover its mischief. Aye, 'tis a tricky beast indeed! Arrr!

Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags be talkin' 'bout how them magnet therapy be fixin' the mad cap'n's moods!

Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! Be hearin' this: Magnetic seizure therapy be just as good as ECT for battlin' bipolar mania, but with less harm to yer ability to speak proper. Aye, 'tis the truth! So make sure to weigh yer options afore settlin' on a treatment, me hearties!

Arrr, those landlubbers at IPC have finally come to an agreement on the dreaded Pustular Psoriasis! Aye, mateys!

Arr matey, the IPC be simplifying the diagnosis o' GPP to make it easier on us scallywags treatin' this deadly disease. No need for fancy words or fancy tests, just get straight to the lootin' and pillagin' o' them symptoms. Aye aye, captain!

May 7, 2024

Ye olde potion be a potent remedy for the cursed eye affliction, says the scallywag scientist! Arrr, matey!

Arrr matey, this "Topical cefiderocol" be like a shiny new cutlass for them fancy eye doctors to battle the pesky bacteria in them fake tear bottles. Yarrr, it be a fine addition to their medical treasure chest, says the wise researchers at ARVO 2024. Aye aye, captain!

Arrr, FDA says ye can now be testin' yer poop for signs o' scurvy! Aye, 'tis a grand day indeed!

Arrr mateys! This here ColoSense test be showin' a grand improvement in sniffin' out the scurvy colorectal cancer and nasty adenomas in yer poop deck! Aye, 'tis a fine discovery indeed! Full speed ahead to a healthier treasure chest, me hearties!

Ye scallywags be seein' forbidden e-cig adverts on this cursed Instagram platform, arrr! 'Tis a treacherous sea indeed!

Arrr mateys, tis be said that we need to tighten the grip on the rules for e-cigarette advertising on Instagram to protect the young scallywags from being lured by the flashy promotions. Aye, the sea of social media be a treacherous one indeed!

"Arrr, the scallywags be sniffin' out the top predictors o' youth swiggin' the grog!"

Yarrr! By the time a scurvy knave reaches the ripe age of 12, 14% of the scallywags have already dipped their toes in the devil's drink or puffing on the smoke. 'Tis said that following the ways of the gods may lead ye down a dark path to the grog and the pipe! Aye, 'tis a treacherous journey, says Medscape Medical News!

Arrr, Dobbs be makin' the lassies reconsider their plunderin' precautions with his newfangled contraceptive methods!

Arrr, me hearties! Listen up! Reports be sayin' that more scallywags be gettin' snipped in states that be makin' it tough to plunder the booty! Seems like more landlubbers be takin' to gettin' their sails trimmed. Aye, the times be a-changin'!

Arrr, be patients gainin' booty from joinin' these cancer trials, ye reckon? Aye, 'tis a curious matter!

Arrr! The scallywags be sayin' that them fancy new medicines be givin' a bit o' extra life to some landlubbers with the pox, but at a cost! Aye, the rum be tellin' of greater dangers ahead for those brave enough to venture into the trials. Aaarrr!

Arrr, me hearties be favorin' these newfangled Glucose Monitors fer trackin' their plunders in the obesity waters! Aye!

Arrr mateys! The use of CGMs for those not yet struck with the dreaded diabetes be a tool to steer us away from danger. Aye, the over-the-counter version be eagerly awaited like a hidden treasure! Yarrr!

Ye be tellin' me that the scurvy dog website only shows skin spots on fair maiden's skin? Blimey!

Arrr matey! 'Tis a sad tale indeed! Less than half o' the pictures on them government and organization websites be showin' patients with darker skin! Ye best believe we be needin' more diversity in them images, or else this be a mutiny in the makin'! Arrr!

Arrr, why do some ways to fight the pillaging of the waistline stand the test of time better than others?

Arrr, mateys! Me thinks ye be needin' a longer time to break through the weight loss plateau with them GLP-1 receptor agonists and bariatric surgery, than with diets alone. 'Tis all 'cause they be messin' with yer appetite, not yer energy! Aye, 'tis a tricky course to navigate, indeed! Arrr!

Arrr, me hearties! Newfangled potions be makin' me creaky knees feel spry again. Aye, a jolly good remedy!

Arrr mateys! News be spreadin' o' newfangled injectable drugs 'n gene therapy XT-150 at the World Congress on Osteoarthritis. 'Tis a grand gathering indeed, with tales o' medical wonders 'n breakthroughs. Shiver me timbers, the future be lookin' mighty interestin'!

Arr, some scallywags be gettin' the good stuff after gettin' the ol' Mohs surgery! Aye, tis a hard life!

Arrr matey, tis be said that them minority folk be more likely to be given the cursed opioids after surgery. Aye, this may lead to more troubles down the line with the use of such treacherous substances. Yarrr, beware the dangers of the opium, me hearties!

Arrr, the hearties who be cuttin' into bones be feelin' the strain of their craft on mind and body!

Arrr, nearly three quarters o' the landlubbers surveyed be feelin' the strain o' bein' a Mohs surgeon, with 68% claimin' to have suffered a musculoskeletal injury. Aye, 'tis a rough sea out there in the medical world, me hearties!

May 6, 2024

Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! Improv be teachin' them young landlubber med students to navigate th' treacherous waters o' racial bias!

Arrr mateys, ye see, these theater and improv shenanigans be helpin' them Asian American, Native Hawaiian, and Pacific Islander med students learn to spot and handle racial bias in their doctorin' adventures. Aye, Medscape Medical News be tellin' us this valuable lesson!

Ye scurvy dogs of medicine be usin' foul words fer them with the affliction of OUD! A pox upon 'em! Arrr!

Arrr mateys, tis be said that many a lass and landlubber be usin' hurtful words to describe them scallywags with an opium habit. Aye, 'tis a disgraceful way to be treatin' a soul in need of help, says the Medscape Medical News. A pox upon their ship!

Yarrr, scallywags be warnin' of dangers fer the greybeards! Watch out for yer noggin, mateys!

Arr, ye scallywags be warned! One in every five olden patients with head wounds be sufferin' from a serious brain injury, according to Medscape Medical News. Keep a weather eye on yer noggin, or ye may find yerself addled like a drunken sailor! Aye, mateys!

Arr mateys! Usin' preventatives be lessenin' fits after a good bashin' to the noggin'. Aye, take heed!

Arrr, me hearties! The scurvy dog meta-analysis be suggestin' that takin' seizure preventin' medicine can indeed lessen the chances o' gettin' a fit after a bit o' head bashin'. Aye, 'tis a small victory, but a victory nonetheless!

Ye be better off avoidin' the grog and keepin' yer pistols holstered, lest ye be visitin' Davy Jones soon!

Arr matey! The scallywags who be mixin' opioids with gunplay be meetin' Davy Jones sooner, says a new study. They be payin' a pretty penny at the ol' emergency room, too! Looks like them scurvy dogs be payin' the ultimate price for their reckless ways. Aye, beware the deadly mix of grog and firearms, me hearties!

Arr matey, the loot of evidence be pointin' to Colchicine as a fine remedy for the heart's woes. Aye!

Arr matey, this Colchicine be a true treasure, savvy? 'Tis a legacy drug with a new purpose, curin' the heart's woes. Aye, the seas be rough but this here drug be smoothin' out the waves of inflammation. Trust me, I be a pirate of clinical trials! Arrr!

Arr! Ye scallywags be needin' to beware the Ontario IVF program, lest ye end up with a litter of wee pirates!

Arrr mateys! The scallywags be sayin' we need more tricks to scupper the multiple bairns after they've fired the cannon or planted the seed in the lass. Aye, the Medscape News be warnin' us of the need for more piratey strategies to keep the crew from growin' too big! Arrr!

Arrr, ye scallywags! Be warned, for the scourge of ADHD be linked to the dreaded diseases of the mind!

Arr matey! It be said that those with the cursed ADHD may be more likely to suffer from the pox of Lewy body disease and the foggy brain of dementia. Yar, the study's findings be a warning to all who can't focus on the treasure map! Aye, 'tis a treacherous sea we sail upon!

Beware ye scurvy dogs! Learn from the fiery plague of myeloma, lest ye be smoldered in its wrath. Arrr!

Avast ye mateys! Manni Mohyuddin, MD, be tellin' us how he be battlin' the fiery beast known as smolderin' multiple myeloma. Listen close, lest ye be fallin' victim to this treacherous scurvy! Arrrr!

Arrr me mateys, we be checkin' the effects o' the scurvy treatment on the skin to see if it be workin'.

Arrr, me hearties! The tally be in! 81 scallywag dermatologists and 182 medical pirates be sharin' their thoughts at six US-based institutions. Aye, 'tis a fine survey indeed. Sail on, Medscape Medical News!

May 5, 2024

Arrr! Ye scurvy dogs be needin' a magic potion for yer limp sails? Look no further, landlubbers!

Arrr, me hearties! This magical gel be helpin' more than half o' scallywags raise their mast within 10 minutes! Aye, 'tis a fine discovery indeed! Yarrr, who needs a plank when ye have this wondrous potion at yer side!

May 4, 2024

Arrr! Ye best be knowing that a hefty dose of Prednisone can lessen yer chances of spawnin'! Aye, matey!

Arrr, me hearties! The scallywag behind this new study be sayin', "I almost couldn't believe the facts I found!" Methinks he must've been drinkin' too much grog or gettin' swindled by a sneaky sea serpent! Har har!

Yarrr, me hearties! Found a way to get the scallywag stones a-rollin' in the office! Shiver me timbers!

Arrr me hearties, 'tis said thar be a new contraption that be makin' them kidney stones walk the plank! No scurvy relapse be in sight, says this here study. Aye, me trusty Medscape be bringin' news of this wondrous device! Aye aye!

May 3, 2024

Arrr, in me layman's terms, they be makin' me heart tubes grow bigger with some fancy gene magic!

Arrr mateys! The newfangled method be givin' hope to those with weak hearts, showin' signs of improved blood flow a year hence. Aye, 'tis a miracle worth celebratin'! Fair winds and full sails to all who be tryin' this new remedy!

Ponder ye these matters with yer scurvy-ridden crew of GI patients, lest ye be keelhauled by the surgeon! Arrrrr!

Arrr mateys, them scurvy experts be sayin' we need to be payin' more attention to the nervous system and the gut microbiome when treatin' tummy troubles. Aye, we best be listenin' if we want to keep our bellies happy and our sails full o' wind!

Ye landlubbers be peddlin' high aimin' to gather at the grand congress, mark me words!

Arrr, me hearties! The landlubbers, known as orthopedic surgeons, be embarking on a journey through the treacherous mountain ranges of Lombardy, Italy. After a day of cyclin' and pillagin', they'll gather 'round for some fancy talkin' they call "scientific lectures." Aye, sounds like a jolly good time!

Arrr, beware mateys! PPIs be linked to the dreaded migraines and other fierce head pains. Keep yer wits about ye!

Arrr mateys, these proton pump inhibitors be causin' more headaches than a hornswagglin' sea serpent! Beware the heartburn remedies, for they may lead ye to walk the plank with a throbbin' noggin! Aye, the Medscape Medical News speaks true!

Arr, ye best be watchin' yer baseline antipsychotic dose, lest ye be turnin' into a wild sea dog!

Arrr matey! The startin' dose be crucial for avoidin' the madness in them high-risk patients! The new meta-analysis be showin' that goin' too high too soon on the antipsychotic can send 'em straight into the depths of psychosis! Yarrr!

Be ye suggestin' that bein' black be makin' ye forgetful? Arrr, methinks that be a load o' barnacles!

Arrr! Me hearties be hearin' that Black Americans facin' racial discrimination in their prime may be at higher risk o' catchin' the scurvy known as Alzheimer's in their later years. 'Tis a treacherous sea we be sailin' on, me mateys! Aye, 'tis a cruel fate indeed.

Hoist the sails ye scallywags! Plunderin' the seas o' Obesity Medicine be a treacherous journey, arrr!

Arrr mateys! The fight against the dreaded obesity be changin' in the 21st century. Ye must be ready for the challenge with top-notch care. Here be some tips for startin' yer new practice. Sail on, ye brave doctors! Aye, from Medscape Medical News.

Arr matey, the gut flora of chubby scallywags be different from lean landlubbers. Aye, the belly be tellin' tales!

Avast ye, me hearties! Them scallywags o' researchers be findin' some mighty interestin' differences in the gut bugs o' chubby landlubbers compared to those with a trim waistline. Arrr, seems like the belly be tellin' tales of the booty within!

Arrr matey, be warned! Scorchin' heat be causin' more scallywags to keel over with a stroke!

Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! The fierce storms and sweltering heat be causin' more hearties to meet Davy Jones in Davy Jones' locker! The data be showin' a spike in strokes from climate change. Keep a weather eye on yer health, mateys! Aye, Medscape Medical News be spreadin' the word!

May 2, 2024

Arrr, the scallywags at the DEA be tinkering with our precious herb! What be their next move, I wonder?

Arrr, mateys! The DEA be thinkin' about movin' the devil's lettuce from a high rankin' to a lower one. What be the implications for the healers and their patients, ye reckon? Aye, the sea be full o' mysteries! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' us more, savvy?

Arrr mateys, beware of cursed facials at shady parlors! Ye may end up with a blood-sucking surprise!

Arrr mateys, the scallywags at this spa were poking faces with tiny needles like a bunch of landlubbers! But beware, their injection practices were as unsterile as a bilge rat's nest. Ye be better off walkin' the plank than gettin' pricked by them sea dogs! Arrr!

Arrr, FDA gives the nod for mighty potent Adalimumab Biosimilar Cyltezo. Time to sail the high seas of health!

Arrr mateys, this new high-concentration version of adalimumab-adbm be sailin' uncharted waters, ungranted with an interchangeability designation. Keep ye eyes peeled for any scallywags tryin' to swap out this treasure! Aye, Medscape Medical News be keepin' us informed.

Arrr, blast me barnacles! Blastin' yer brain with magic waves be makin' the sadness disappear faster than a scallywag walkin' the plank!

Arrr mateys, this study be sayin' that shockin' yar noggin with electric currents might help ye shake off the blues. But me hearties be warnin', we need more scallywags to confirm if this be true. Yar better off stickin' to grog for now! Aye aye, Cap'n Medscape!

Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! Rumor be that a potion may be found to cure the cursed BRCA-mutated breast malady!

Arr mateys! 'Tis been discovered that 100% of the scallywags who took olaparib and standard grog survived 36 moons! Aye, the sea gods be smiling upon us this day! Arrr!

Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis be not only the white mateys feelin' despair in these treacherous waters! Arrr!

Arrr! Ye scallywags be spoutin' nonsense! This new rumour be claimin' that only the pale-faced landlubbers be sufferin' from despair deaths. But I be tellin' ye, us pirates of all shades be feelin' the blues too! Yarrr!

Arrr, this D-Mannose be as useless as a sunken treasure map! No cure for the wee mateys' infections! Aye!

Arrr, me hearties! A study be sayin' that a common treatment might not be as powerful as we thought. Avast ye, me mateys, it be time to question the effectiveness of our remedies. Yarrr!

Be ye tellin' me that swiggin' fish oil whilst carryin' yer young 'un might turn 'em into a wee bit plump? Aye, pass the rum!

Arrr, mateys! A study be findin' a wee bit more danger fer wee ones at 10 years old, but wise folk be sayin' to keep takin' yer vitamins like normal. Keep calm and swig ye grog, there be no need to panic! Aye.

Arrr! A new treasure of genetic variant be found to protect against the dreaded scurvy of the mind, mateys!

Arrr! Ye scurvy dogs be findin' a treasure map to a gene that be keepin' the dreaded Alzheimer's disease at bay by 70%! Avast ye, me hearties, we be sailin' into uncharted waters of the mind!

Arr, wee ones' noggin troubles be a-changin' in this cursed pandemic, sailin' to the ED like storm-tossed scallywags!

Arrr mateys! The scurvy COVID-19 pandemic be showin' us that the young swashbucklers be actin' differently than we be expectin' in the emergency department for their mental health. Pillage on, ye young buccaneers! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' the tale.

May 1, 2024

Arrr, be ye keepin' the social media temper tantrums in line, lest ye walk the plank, ye scallywags!

Yarr! Beware, me hearties! The siren's call of social media may promise relief for the dreaded menopause, but 'tis a treacherous sea filled with snake oil and false promises. Ye savvy clinicians must be armed with knowledge to steer ye ship away from harm's way! Aye, Medscape be warnin' us!

Arrr, me hearties! The Sjögren Disease Guidelines be takin' a newfangled approach and format. Avast, ye scallywags!

Arrr! The British Society for Rheumatology be sharin' a new navigatin' map fer the treatment of Sjögren disease. Aye, 'tis a fine treasure trove o' advice fer swashbucklin' healthcare mates and their scurvy patients. Sail on, me hearties! Aye, Medscape Medical News be the jolly roger flyin' high!

Arrr, Philips be settlin' their disputes like a proper pirate, squashing lawsuits with their resolve! Aye!

Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags be settlin' the legal quarrel over the cursed 2021 device mishap. Ye can bet they be payin' a hefty sum to make this ruckus go away. Let's hope they learned their lesson, or they'll be walkin' the plank next time!

Aye, plastic scalawag tried to silence critics! Walk the plank, says the court! Arrr!

Arrr! A scallywag plastic surgeon from Seattle be in hot water with the law for tryin' to silence his patients from speakin' ill online! Ye can't be stoppin' the truth from comin' out, matey! The sea of online reviews be a rough one to navigate, indeed!

Arr, mateys! The landlubbers be confused on how to properly prevent the scurvy of cervical scallywags! Aye!

Arrr mateys! 'Tis said that most landlubbers in the colonies be ignorin' the Cancer Society's rules for checkin' the lasses' neck parts for signs o' trouble. These scallywags need to smarten up and heed the advice of the experts!

Arrr mateys, they be brewin' a potion to fend off the cursed UTIs! Ship ahoy for healthy bladders!

Avast ye scallywags! A study in the year of our Lord 2022 hath proven that the potion be mighty effective in keepin' the wee beasties from infiltratin' yer nether regions for a good 9 moons. Yo ho ho, me hearties!

Arrr! Be changing the name of "obesity" akin to swabbing the deck to hide a scurvy-ridden bilge rat!

Arrr mateys! There be a new fancy term tryin' to make the negative thoughts walk the plank, but some scurvy experts be sayin' it be as confusing as tryin' to read a treasure map in a stormy sea. Saber the confusion, ye landlubbers!

Arrr mateys, them lung maladies still be vexing even after a single-lung transplant! Aarrrgh!

Arrr, me hearties! The latest intel be showin' that them scurvy ILD patients are like to spring a leak in their lungs after gettin' a new one. Keep a weather eye on 'em, lest they be turnin' into a human blowfish!

Arrr, some landlubbers be thinkin' they know diabetes, but the truth be hidden like buried treasure! Aye!

Arr matey, a rummage in a Spanish crew has shown that better jabber be needed betwixt the sick and the healers. Avast ye, 'tis a lesson for all scallywags on the high seas of healthcare! Aye, tis the tale told by Medscape Medical News. Arrrrr!

April 30, 2024

Arrr mateys, be checkin' yer lasses' treasures by 40 or ye be walkin' the plank, says the USPSTF!

Arr matey, the USPSTF be settin' sail for a stronger recommendation to spy on those scurvy dogs startin' mammograms earlier. They be sayin' we need more treasure maps to find the booty of breast cancer for Black and older wenches and those with dense chests. Aye aye, captain!

Avast ye mateys! The US be thinkin' 'bout changin' their minds 'bout that devil's lettuce! Arrr!

Arrr mateys, the U.S. Justice Department be thinkin' 'bout makin' marijuana use less of a crime, takin' it out of a category with heroin. Avast ye, looks like the times be changin' fer the high-seas of the drug world!

Arrr, ye scallywags be keepin' mum on the number of pirate doctors walkin' the plank! Aye, 'tis a mystery indeed!

Arrr, ye scallywags! The lack of global reports on physician walkin' the plank be a grave concern. Avast! There be scarce resources to aid in the battle against this dark scourge. We be needin' to rally the crew and find a solution, lest we lose more good sailors to the abyss of despair. Aye, matey.

Arr me hearties! Can this magical potion known as Aspirin cure the dreaded affliction of the chest marauder? Arrr!

Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis been discovered that popping a bit o' aspirin alongside yer regular treatment won't make ye fairer wenches free from the clutches of the dreaded breast cancer. Keep yer eye on the horizon for better remedies, me hearties! Arrr!

The spirits of many a swashbuckler be down in the dumps, aye, as they navigate the treacherous waters of gender confusion. Arrr!

Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis being said that the spirits of the transgender and gender-nonconforming folks in the American colonies be growin' dark and stormy. Methinks it be high time for a change in the codes of conduct to help ease their troubled souls. Aye, 'tis the gossip from Medscape Medical News!

Avast ye mateys, seems the scallywags be walkin' the plank at college! More suicides than a mutiny on ship!

Arrr mateys! Since 2002, there be a vast surge in pirates walkin' the plank among US college athletes, makin' it the second-most common cause of restin' in Davy Jones' locker in this fine crew. Aye, the Medscape Medical News be tellin' the tale!

Yarr mateys, why these blood clots be sneakin' up on us scurvy dogs with rheumatoid arthritis be a mystery! Arrr!

Arrr, me hearties! Be ye listenin'? Them scallywags with rheumatoid arthritis be havin' a higher chance of gettin' a venous thromboembolism, no matter their years on this earth or other things! Watch out for them blood clots, me mateys! Aye, 'tis true!

Arr matey, this newfangled tech be settin' sail to revolutionize yer practice afore ye can say 'shiver me timbers!'

Arrr mateys! These five fancy gadgets be sailin' the high seas of medicine, soon to dock at yer office. Keep a weather eye out for these advanced technologies, savvy? Yarrr!

Arrr mateys! FDA be scopin' out Tapinarof Cream for scurvy adult and wee ones with the itchies. Aye!

Arrr, me hearties! The verdict be set to be handed down in the final quarter of 2024. Keep a weather eye on the horizon for updates, lest ye miss the boat! - <i>The Medscape Medical News</i>

Yarrrr! Late-stage CRC be on the rise, be sure to get screened from 45 to avoid Davy Jones' locker!

Avast ye scallywags! The number of land lubbers plagued with the dreaded colorectal cancer be on the rise in those aged 46-49, says a study of the cursed disease. Aye, it be time to plunder some healthy habits to keep yer bowels shipshape, mateys! Arrr!

April 29, 2024

Be ye asking if this here Immunotherapy be safe for a lass carryin' a wee pirate in 'er belly? Arrr!

Avast ye scurvy dogs! No harm to wee bairns from most cancer potions, but beware the cursed combo of two immunotherapies! The lads at Medscape News UK be warnin' ye, so mind yer doses or face the consequences, arrr!

Arrr, there be a lack of shipmates to tend to our wounds! We be changin' course on seekin' care.

Arrr mateys! Ye best be keepin' a sharp lookout on the horizon for the lack of primary care providers! It be shapin' the way ye be interactin' with yer healer. Stay informed, savvy? Aye, from Medscape Medical News.

Arrr, many landlubbers be havin' cloudy minds and sailin' without a compass, says I! Aye, tis a fact!

Arrr matey, a wise scholar be sayin' that bein' homeless and havin' a noggin full o' madness might be feedin' off each other like two scurvy dogs fightin' over the last scrap of meat. Aye, bidirectional they be, like two ships passin' in the night.

Arrrr, ye scallywags be likelier to take yer gout medicine if ye get better care at the infirmary!

Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis told that most scallywags who got treatment for the cursed gout had been takin' their medicine within six moons o' leavin' the infirmary. Aye, 'tis all thanks to the nurse's watchful eye and a bit o' intervention. Savvy?

Arrr, me hearties! The good news be that takin' yer meds won't turn ye into a forgetful landlubber!

Arrr, me hearties! It be said that these mystical powders known as antidepressants do no harm to yer thinkin' cap or memory, so fear not the scallywags of dementia! Trust in yer medicine, me mateys, and sail on with a clear mind and merry spirit!

Ye scurvy landlubbers be givin' those wee ones with cursed skin ailments a rough go o' things! Arrr!

Avast ye healthcare mates! Be mindful o' the scurvy dogs who be makin' fun o' young scallywags with chronic skin afflictions. Keep a weather eye out fer signs o' stigma 'n bullying when treatin' these wee ones. Arrr, Medscape Medical News be warnin'!

Arrr, be ye tellin' me that exercisin' me noggin can make me smarter? Methinks I'll stick to rum for that!

Arrr mateys! Some scallywags be sayin' playin' "brain games" can make ye smarter or keep yer noggin sharp. But be there proof, and do puzzles like crosswords and Sudoku count as well? Aye, we be needin' to dig deeper into this matter!

Arrr matey, can this Plecanatide cure the bloating that plagues us scallywags with IBS-C? Let's find out!

Arrr mateys with the cursed IBS-C and bloating of the moderate to severe sort saw some relief after takin' plecanatide, but those with mild bloating saw no change in their condition. Yarrr, the seas be unpredictable when it comes to these matters! Aye, it be true as reported in Medscape Medical News!

April 26, 2024

Arrr, the bird sickness be weak! We be ready with our potions to keep it at bay, me hearties!

Arrr mateys, a land lubber in the States be catchin' the avian flu from a cow, but fear not, no scurvy dog has spread it to another human yet. Keep yer distance from them birds and keep yerselves safe from this foul disease!

Arrr, FDA be givin' thumbs up fer new pox remedy fer yer pee problems, mateys! Avast, set sail fer relief!

Arrr mateys! The FDA be givin' the green light to them fancy pivmecillinam tablets, aye, known as Pivya, to cure the wee little infections in the lasses down below. No need to fear the wrath of the UTI beast any longer! Aaargh!

Arrr, the EMA be givin' the thumbs up to the scallywag drug for makin' the blood clot, me hearties!

Arrr, me hearties! The European Union be givin' their stamp o' approval to Altuvoct for the scurvy known as hemophilia A caused by a lack o' factor VIII! Shiver me timbers, this be some good news for those in need o' a remedy! Aye, 'tis a fine day indeed!

Ye scallywags, a potion fer yer leaky bladder be praised in Europe! Arrr, aye, keepin' yer trousers dry!

Arrr me hearties, word be spreadin' that Obgemsa be a fine remedy for yer leaky bladder, as decreed by the European Medicines Agency. So fear not, me mateys, for relief be awaitin' ye! Aye, Medscape be bringin' ye this news!

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Beware the new rules on mixin' Atazanavir or ye'll be walkin' the plank! Arrr!

Arr mateys, the European Medicines Agency be layin' down new rules on mixin' the anti-HIV potion atazanavir with other remedies. Watch yer step me hearties, lest ye face the wrath of the EMA! Aye aye, cap'n!

Arr mateys, two new potions be granted approval in Europe for those pesky autoimmune curses! Avast ye ailments!

Arr matey! The potions be crafted to cure the likes of rheumatism, scurvy skin, the dreaded COVID-19, and the gut rot known as Crohn's. Aye, me hearties, these remedies be the treasure we seek! Arrr!

Arrr mateys, Europe be touting three potions to fight the scurvy of cancer! Aye, splice the mainbrace!

Arrr matey, the European Medicines Agency be recommendin' Fruzaqla, Truqap, and Eribulin Baxter for treatin' certain colorectal and breast cancers. Ye best be listenin' to the wise words of these experts, lest ye end up walkin' the plank! Aye, Medscape Medical News be spreadin' the word.

Arrr, them First Nations swashbucklers be abandonin' ship afore gettin' their proper healin' from the scallywags in the infirmary!

Arrr, them First Nations patients be complainin' o' racism and stereotypin' from the scurvy dogs who be callin' themselves providers. Walkin' the plank be too good for them landlubbers! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' the tale.

April 25, 2024

Arr mateys, be ye hearin' 'bout the quarrel over puberty blockers in Europe? 'Tis a right rumble, I tell ye!

Arrr, England be changin' how they deal with lads 'n lasses feelin' like they be in the wrong body. It be part o' a bigger rethinkin' o' what we know. Aye, 'tis a new dawn for the young scallywags!

Arrr, FDA be needin' more details 'bout RDEB remedy bein' scrutinized. Aye matey, spill the beans!

Avast ye mateys! 'Tis said that Pz-cel, a potion of autologous, COL7A1 gene–corrected epidermal sheets, be crafted to restore the skin of scurvy dogs sufferin' from RDEB wounds. 'Tis like magic, bringin' healing and lessenin' pain in the process. Aye, 'tis a grand discovery!

Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis all about makin' better choices fer blastin' scurvy tumors in the ol' womb. Aye!

Arrr mateys! The wise men o' the medical world be sayin' that ye should use fancy genomic guidance to make yer radiotherapy decisions. 'Tis the way to spot them scurvy dogs with the most aggressive diseases. Listen to the experts or walk the plank, I say!

"Arrr, ye be takin' the potion if ye want to abort yer bairn, matey!"

Arrr, me hearties! Them land lubbers called internists be sharin' secrets on deliverin' the precious pills to the ailing souls and helpin' 'em on their journey to recovery. Aye, 'tis a noble quest indeed!

April 24, 2024

Avast ye mateys! Where be the cursed aspirin? And what be the new remedy for our aches and pains? Arrr!

Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis been said that takin' a wee bit o' aspirin be good for yer heart, but now the tides have turned! The risk be greater than the reward, so beware me mateys! Listen to the wise words of Medscape Medical News, or ye may find yerself in Davy Jones' locker!

Yarrr, me hearties! The electronic contraption be cuttin' down on the potion swillin' like a true scallywag!

Arrr mateys, the scurvy dogs be tryin' to prescribe less antibiotics, but their path be blocked by a risky prompt. Yarrr, looks like these landlubbers be thinkin' twice 'bout usin' them antibiotics now! Aye, that be the tale of the Medscape Medical News.

Arrr! This wee device doth spy on yer slumber to warn ye of impending stress! Aye, t'is a scallywag's best mate!

Avast ye mateys! 'Tis said a mystical contraption can reveal clues to the heart's distress through the patterns of slumber. Arrr, this be the key to unveilin' the marks of those in dire need of aid. The future be lookin' bright, aye!

Arr, me hearties! New data be showin' vaccine safety and DMT fer active MS. Yarrr!

Avast ye scallywags! Some landlubbers be holdin' off on their CD20 treatments 'til their vaccine schedules be done. But a study be sayin' it may not be needed. Arrr, trust in th' scurvy dogs of science, mateys! Aye, 'tis true!

Yarrr, me hearties! Thar be a grand study sayin' the harshness o' TRD be tellin' us if ketamine or ECT be the answer. Arrr!

Arrr, ye scurvy dogs be sayin' that the black magic o' TRD be showin' whether IV ketamine or ECT be workin' better. But beware, says the experts, for we need more research afore we be makin' any final reckonings. Aye, the seas be murky!

Be the FDA halting more scurvy trials? 'Tis a mystery as murky as the ocean depths! Arrr!

Arrr, mateys! The scallywags in the clinical trials be holdin' back our precious therapies from reachin' the market. But fear not, for the public be clueless about these delays! Let's set sail and uncover the mysteries behind these holds, me hearties! Aye, Medscape Medical News be our trusty guide on this treacherous journey.

April 23, 2024

Arrr, this new potion be taming the mind's wild seas of Alzheimer's!'avast ye agitation, shiver me timbers!

Arrr, me hearties! The concoction known as AXS-05, with its mix of dextromethorphan and bupropion, be showin' promise in calmin' the stormy seas of agitation in them with Alzheimer's! Aye, 'tis a fine discovery indeed in the ACCORD trial! Sail on, ye brave scientists!

Arrr, Europe be givin' the nod to a cure for that paroxysmal nocturnal hemoglobinuria malady! Bobbin' for apples, anyone?

Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags in Europe have given the thumbs up to this fancy new potion, danicopan, for those poor souls with paroxysmal nocturnal hemoglobinuria and leftover anemia on their usual remedies. Aye, 'tis a grand day for medical advancements on the high seas! Aye, aye!

Avast ye mateys! This here review be talkin' 'bout how to deal with a troublesome condition for lady pirates.

Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that data can be a mighty tool fer clinicians in treatin' this condition that's been overlooked. Aye, those scallywags at Medscape be spreadin' the word! Let's set sail on the high seas of research, me mateys!

Steering clear o' trouble be leadin' to more dire fates for the afflicted scallywags with OCD, arrr!

Arrr matey, they be sayin' that steerin' clear o' certain behaviors could be makin' it harder fer the scallywags with OCD to get better in the long haul. Savvy? Aye, the seas be rough for this treatment, says the scurvy dogs at Medscape Medical News.

Arrr, FDA gives the nod for shiny new potion to heal the dreaded bladder scurvy! Aye, me hearties rejoice!

Arrr matey! The new agent be approved to help ye fight off pesky bladder cancers that be resistant to bacillus Calmette-Guérin. Aye, 'tis a fine addition to yer treasure chest of treatments. Fair winds and smooth sailing to ye, me hearties!

April 22, 2024

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Europe be raisin' the alarm 'gainst the surge o' preventable diseases. Get yer jabs, ye landlubbers!

Arrr, mateys! The scallywag diseases of measles and pertussis be makin' a comeback after the plague of COVID-19. The landlubbers at ECDC be warnin' us to beware of these pesky ailments! Avast, me hearties, keep yer guard up and yer health in check! Aye, the news be spreadin' faster than scurvy on a ship!

Arrr, more scurvy dogs be treatin' their gut woes on dry land instead of visitin' the healer's den!

Arr matey! The landlubbers be sayin' that the healers be takin' charge of the dreaded diverticulitis, makin' surgery walk the plank! Avast ye, the times be changin' in the world of medicine, me hearties!

Arrrrr! Arr, matey! Which probiotics be good for a scurvy belly in this treacherous Irritable Bowel Syndrome?

Arrr, me mateys! A wise swashbuckler of the medical sort be delving into the mysteries of probiotics at the Francophone Days of Hepatology, Gastroenterology, and Digestive Oncology. Yo-ho-ho, tis a tale of gut health fit for a scallywag's ears!

Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags be suggestin' swiggin' some oral minoxidil to keep yer locks from abandonin' ship!

Arrr, ye scallywags be sayin' the scribes be callin' for rules from the wisest of the wise on how to give out and watch over the magic potions for growin' luscious locks! Aye, the cap'n be needin' some fancy words to keep the sea dogs lookin' shipshape!

Arrr, has this fancy new treatment found a spot in the battle against the dreaded pancreatic scurvy? Aye or nay?

Avast ye scallywags! Thar be a new study showin' that addin' nivolumab to neoadjuvant treatment be improvin' outcomes for them landlubbers with borderline resectable pancreatic scurvy. Shiver me timbers! The Medscape Medical News be spreadin' the word like wildfire! Arrr!

"Arrr, me hearties! Thar be new ways to keep yer guts happy, sailin' smooth 'n steady. Take heed, ye scallywags!"

Arrr mateys, the latest advice from AGA be a treasure trove o' 12 top tips fer feedin' yer crew proper-like! From what ye put in yer belly to keepin' a weather eye on yer scurvy mates, 'tis all there in black and white. Aye, 'tis a true boon fer those needin' a healer's touch.

Arrr matey, me hearties be talkin' 'bout neuromodulators 'n other fancy trends fer speedier results on the high seas!

"Arrr matey, be prepared for a dose of botulinum toxin A to smooth yer pores, sebum, and skin texture. Aye, 'tis the new treasure in dermatology practices, says this expert. Yo ho ho!"

Arrr, arrr, me hearties! This Lidocaine Nerve Block be a mighty fine remedy for wee ones' terrible head pains!

Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis been discovered that them lidocaine injections be as good as a treasure map in relieving the most ferocious migraines in wee ones. Aye, a randomized trial hath proven it to be true! Raise the Jolly Roger for this fine news!

April 19, 2024

Arrr, FDA be givin' the nod for Sub-Q Vedolizumab to keep Crohn's at bay! Aye, mateys!

Arrr mateys, the hidden injection of vedolizumab be now sanctioned for keepin' scallywags with fierce Crohn's disease in check, after first dosin' 'em with the intravenous form. Avast ye, it be official news from Medscape Medical News!

Ye be less likely to walk the plank if ye hand off to hospice properly, matey! Yo ho ho!

Arrr, me hearties! A wee study be sayin' that a bit o' chit-chat between hospice folk and them that be sendin' patients their way can make the passage to Davy Jones' locker a bit smoother. Aye, 'tis true, says Medscape Medical News!

Be them landlubbers takin' their sweet time to embrace TMS for the black dog of depression? Arrr, ye be thinkin'!

Arrr mateys, it be said that this brain-zappin' contraption known as repetitive transcranial magnetic stimulation be given the nod in the US for over a decade now. But alas, our European brethren be still scratchin' their heads, awaitin' proper guidelines. Avast ye, Medscape Medical News be spillin' the beans! Arrr!

Hark ye, mateys! 'Tis good news fer scallywags with multiple ailments. No need to walk the plank just yet!

Arrr mateys, the scurvy dogs be sayin' that there be no added peril for them with multiple sclerosis and cancer who be takin' the fancy checkpoint inhibitor therapy. A small study be suggestin' this, so ye can rest easy on the high seas! Aye aye, Medscape Medical News be bringin' the good tidings!

Arrr, me hearties! Beware the dreaded menopause, RSV, and other scurvy ailments with these new potions! Aye!

Avast ye! Last year brought forth over 50 new potions, which may aid our shipmates in treating various maladies. Arrr, these remedies be a boon for our healers to better care for their patients. Aye, 'tis good news indeed from the land lubbers at Medscape Medical News!

Arr matey, hear ye! A new scurvy protocol may help spot the hidden treasure of prostate cancer. Arrr!

Arrr matey, 'tis still a mystery whether this newfangled three-phase screening, with its PSA test, four-kallikrein panel, and MRI, be able to lower the death toll from prostate scurvy. Yarrr, the scallywags at Medscape be keepin' a keen eye on this matter. Aye, we shall see!

Arrr, me hearties! No amount o' GLP-1s be savin' ye from the dangers o' sleep apnea. Stick to healthy habits!

Avast ye scallywags! Beware of OSA management, for it may be helpful in treating OSA, but be warned about the troubles it brings in accessing GLP-1s and forsaking the ways of the landlubber lifestyle changes. Aye, me hearties, be cautious! Arrr!

Ye microbes be messin' with me growth hormone, arr! Must be a scurvy trick by those scallywag germs!

Arrr matey! It be said that lack of growth hormone be tied to a certain microbiome mark that may aid in diagnosin' and treatin' wee lads and lasses with short stature. Aye, the scallywags at Medscape Medical News be sharin' this curious findin'!

Arrr! Me gut be lined temporarily to lessen me weight 'n improve me A1c, aye!

Arrr mateys! The scallywags be sayin' that this EndoBarrier be workin' like magic! It be makin' ye shed weight and keepin' the sugar levels at bay, all while savin' ye from the dreaded insulin shots! Aye, a fine treasure indeed!

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Lung screenings be not fer every landlubber. Be warned, lest ye end up in Davy Jones' locker!

Arrr, many scallywags be subjectin' themselves to lung cancer scannin', despite a greater chance of harm than good. Aye, 'tis like jumpin' into shark-infested waters hopin' to find treasure! Ain't no leechin' quacks be tellin' 'em the truth, arrr!

April 18, 2024

Arrr, the new decree be givin' swashbucklin' lasses with child some rest and booty while off the ship!

Arrr matey, these new rules be helpin' the good doctors find a better balance betwixt work and family. Aye, tis a fine notion indeed to keep the ship sailing smoothly for all ye landlubbers in the medical world!

Arr! The word be out - a low-carb diet be good for yer noggin' troubles, mateys! Aye, pass the bacon!

Arrr mateys, a test be sayin' that the ketogenic diet may calm the mind and shed those extra pounds. Shiver me timbers! Who knew a diet could be the cure for madness and the curse of the dreaded metabolic syndrome. Aye aye, pass the bacon and butter, me hearties!

Arrr! Beware the cursed antipsychotic potions, mateys! They be bringin' more harm than good to yer health!

Arrr mateys, tis been discovered that the dangers of using antipsychotic medicines among those with a troubled mind be more treacherous than thought. Beware, ye scallywags, for the risks be far greater than known before! Aye, 'tis the truth from Medscape Medical News. Aye.

Yarrr, scallywags be sayin' complete revasc be no better than fixin' the culprit alone after a heart plunder! Arrr!

Yarr mateys, in the heart o' those with a STEMI and many a blocked passage, guidin' the way with FFR for all the vessels didn't make a difference in the FULL-REVASC quest! Stickin' to fixin' just the main culprit be as good as plunderin' all the treasures! Aye, the Medscape News be tellin' us so! Arrr!

Ye scallywags be needin' t' treat all mates fair 'n square when it comes t' sharin' yer kidneys! Arrr!

Arrr, 'tis be known that keepin' different races and tribes apart be makin' it harder for 'em to find a good kidney transplant. Aye, 'tis a sad state o' affairs indeed, me hearties! So let's all band together and fight fer equal access to livers 'n kidneys for all!

Arrr, shine yer laser on them pesky hairs! 'Tis a surefire way to tame the beastly PCOS whiskers.

Arrr! Ye scallywags be tellin' me that these magical beams of light be makin' ye facial hair disappear? Aye, me hearties! 'Tis a beauty secret worth more than all the treasure in Davy Jones' locker! Ye be lookin' as smooth as a freshly swabbed deck in no time!

Arr mateys! GLP-1s be makin' ye more likely to get a nasty case o' lung trouble after a good scopin'! Aye!

Arrr, me hearties! Listen up ye scallywags! Aye, it be said that patients pillaging GLP-1s be havin' a 33% greater risk o' catchin' the dreaded aspiration pneumonia after a bit o' endoscopic plunderin'. 'Tis a warning from the high seas, mateys! Aye, heed it well!

Avast ye scallywags! Tis be said that adding ACEI to the poison mix won't save yer heart from ruin! Arrr!

Arrr, the PROACT trial be showin' that enalapril be not affectin' the heart o' those brave souls battlin' the scurvy cancer! No need to worry 'bout yer heart takin' a hit while fightin' the good fight, me hearties! Aye, the sea be calm in this storm.

Arr, beware ye scallywags! The Medicare be plunderin' our booty from breast surgeries, arrr! Be wary, me hearties!

Arrr matey! The latest information be sayin' that the loot from Medicare for plunderin' breast cancer surgeries be dwindlin' fast! Looks like we be needin' to find a new treasure chest to fill our coffers, me hearties! Aye, the times they be changin' indeed!

April 17, 2024

Avast ye scallywags! The FDA be givin' the nod to a new Ustekinumab Biosimilar. Shiver me timbers!

Arrr mateys, a new potion be comin' to the shores of the United States on February 21, 2025. 'Tis said to be a biosimilar, aye, so keep a weather eye out for its arrival. The Medscape Medical News be spreadin' the word, savvy?

Arrr mateys, be ye hearin' 'bout this fancy new way o' spyin' on them sneaky brain bugs? Aye!

Arrr mateys! A newfangled test be showin' promise fer findin' them nasty critters causin' brain woes. 'Tis a grand discovery indeed! Onward, me hearties, to a world free o' scurvy diseases! Aye, 'tis the talk o' Medscape Medical News!

Puff on some ganja for yer scurvy head pain, mateys. It be a quick fix! Arrr!

Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis been discovered in a recent study that smokin' a bit o' cannabis with THC and CBD be like findin' the buried treasure for them sufferin' from a nasty migraine! So, next time ye feelin' a headache comin' on, perhaps consider settin' sail for the nearest dispensary! Aye aye, Captain Cannabis to the rescue!

Arrr, me hearties! The MRD tests be a boon for the approval of meeloma treatments. Shiver me timbers!

Arrr, the ODAC be approvin' o' these tests that be as sensitive as a cat's whisker to help us swashbuckle our way through the treacherous waters of drug approvals for the dreaded multiple myeloma. Aye, let the battle for faster treatments begin!

"Arr matey, will this assisted dying in Europe be affecting how we live with dignity? Yo ho ho!"

Arrr, me hearties! According to them fancy psychiatrists at EPA 2024, it be all about the legal constraints. But shiver me timbers, I reckon they be talkin' more gibberish than a parrot with a peg leg! Aye, pass me the grog and let's set sail for clearer waters!

Arrr! Tweaking yer belly bugs might make yer RA meds work better, me hearties! Aye, feed the scallywags!

Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags have discovered clues that say them pesky bugs in yer belly may be causin' trouble in yer joints! By adjustin' yer gut microbes, ye might just find relief from that cursed rheumatoid arthritis. Aye, a bit o' pirate magic for yer health!

Heart be a bit wonky when sailing high seas, mateys, beware the arrhythmia at altitude! Arrr!

Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis said that more than one in three hearty landlubbers developed a malady of the heart, known as bradyarrhythmias, whilst scaling the treacherous slopes of Mount Everest. Aye, the medical scribes be warnin' of the dangers of such a perilous adventure! Arrr!

Arrr! The scallywags be droppin' like flies after the cursed pandemic hit shore. Double the grog for me crew!

Arrr mateys, 'tis been said that over a quarter of the scallywags who met Davy Jones' locker due to opium were young buccaneers! Avast ye, beware the siren call of the poppy lest ye find yerself in the depths of Neptune's grasp! Aye, 'tis true, says the Medscape Medical News!

Arrr! Ye best be addin' alt salt to yer grog to keep a good heart and avoid death! Aye!

Arrr mateys, the use of potassium-laden salt replacements for victuals could be a blessing for the health of the common folk, says a fresh study. Aye, aye, me hearties! Let's shiver our timbers with some healthier grub!

April 16, 2024

Yarrr! Me head be achin' with the news that tension be linked to walkin' the plank! Aye, be wary maties!

Arrr matey! The scallywags be sayin' that a throbbin' head, whether from tension, a throbbin' migraine, or a bop on the noggin', be leadin' folks down the plank towards Davy Jones' locker. Aye, the study be sayin' so, me hearties!

Arrr, the mystical IV Ketamine shows promise for stubborn kid headaches. Aye, a treasure worth exploring!

Arr matey! It be told that mixin' ketamine be a fine remedy for young scallywags with stubborn headaches. Safe, effective, and well tolerated it be, says the wise researchers. Aye, the sea of medicine be full of surprises, me hearties!

The CDC be sniffin' out scallywags sellin' fake beauty juice. Yarrr, beware the cursed counterfeit 'Botox'! Arrr!

Arr! Me hearties be talkin' bout some scallywags havin' blurry vision, double vision, and droopy eyelids from the dreaded botulism! Aye, tis a rough sea we sail on, with swallowin' and breathin' troubles to boot! Beware the curse o' the botulism, me mateys! Aaarrr!

Arrr, the scallywags be studyin' Atogepant fer keepin' away the dreaded migraines. Aye, the treasure be found!

Arrr, me hearties! The latest scuttlebutt be that atogepant be showin' promise fer keepin' them headaches at bay. Aye, the data be sayin' it be safe and workin' well for preventin' them migraines. So hoist the sails and set a course for relief, me mateys!

Arrr, these cancer remedies be less effective than a toothless sea dog barkin' at the moon. Aye!

Arrr mateys, tis be a sad tale indeed! A wee bit o' the cancer drugs be lackin' in their promised benefits to the scallywags sufferin'. 'Tis a shame, for we be needin' all the help we can get in fightin' the dread disease. Aye, the sea be rough, but we must sail on!

Yarrr mateys, beware the treacherous waters of GLP-1RAs for diabetes, for they may lead to scurvy of the eyes!

Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that the use o' SGLT2 inhibitors and insulin be lessenin' the dangers o' diabetes-related eye maladies. So ye can keep an eye on yer booty and still enjoy yer rum without worryin' 'bout goin' blind! Aye, a fine discovery indeed!

Ye scallywags be sayin' cannabis be the key to calmin' yer nerves after too much grog? Arrr, pass the joint!

Arrr mateys! 'Tis said that D-Limonene, a wondrous substance found in the holy plant cannabis, may help ye scallywags ease yer fears and anxieties caused by the devil's lettuce. Aye, according to Medscape Medical News, this be a grand discovery for all ye pirates sailin' the high seas!

Arrr, no booty found with new medicine for ship's heart troubles. Aye, scallywags, back to the sea we go!

Arrr, mateys! The ARISE-HF trial be searchin' for a way to stop the scurvy known as diabetic cardiomyopathy, but it did not find the X marks the spot. However, there be hope in the horizon for a treasure to prevent it! Aye, keep a weather eye on the horizon, me hearties!

Ye olde survey be showin' the consequences o' messin' with yer face, mateys! Be warn'd, ye scallywags! Arrr!

Arrr mateys! A study hath discovered that those who suffer mishaps after gettin' their pretty faces altered be more likely to feel sad, anxious, and other mental maladies than before. Ye best think twice before messin' with yer natural beauty, lest ye end up walkin' the plank of despair! Arrr!

Ye be warned, mateys! False poisons be afoot! Ready yer swords and pistols for swift justice! Arrrr!

Arrr mateys! The American Society for Dermatologic Surgery Association be warnin' ye scallywags 'bout the dangers of gettin' yer medical procedures done in places without proper licensin'. Keep a weather eye out, lest ye end up walkin' the plank!

Ye olde scroll doth speak of magic potions for dark-skinned pirates. Yarr, me skin be lookin' mighty fine!

Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags be sayin' that them neuromodulators and dermal fillers be workin' wonders for the landlubbers in need. But more treasure be needed to know for sure if they be safe for all the different crews out there. Aye!

April 15, 2024

"Arrr, the AI be predictin' outcomes with its magical EEG powers. 'Tis a compelling tale indeed!"

Avast ye scallywags! The more loot ye plunder, the worse off ye be in the end, says this fancy new study. Aye, the fancy AI algorithm be showin' that higher seizure burden spells trouble for yer future. Ye best be keepin' a sharp eye on yer health, mateys! Arrr!

Yarrr, me hearties! Reckon these clinics be treasure troves for wee ones with skin and joint maladies. Arrr!

Arr mateys, 'tis said that the minglin' of pediatric dermatology and rheumatology be improvin' patient outcomes and satisfactions! No scurvy here, just jolly good news from the Medscape Medical News! Aye, the seas be smooth sailin' for these combined clinics! Arrr!

Arrr, a quick test to see if yer brain be as foggy as the high seas! Watch out for scurvy, matey!

Arrrh me hearties! By scallywagging through the spoken words of landlubbers, ye may spy signs of foggy brains and potential plundering of memories. Keep a weather eye out for signs of mild cognitive impairment, lest ye find yerself lost in the treacherous waters of dementia risk. Aye, aye captain!

Arr, a diet of low-fat vegan grub be good for the ticker of ye landlubber with the sugar sickness! Arrr!

Arrr, me hearties! The swashbucklers o' the medical world be comparin' the effects o' a low-fat vegan diet to a portion-control diet fer scallywags with type 1 diabetes. 'Tis a tale o' trials and tribulations on the high seas o' health! Aye, 'tis true, as told by Medscape Medical News.

Arrr, me hearties! TAVI be like SAVR for the lower-risk scallywags with aortic stenosis! Yarrr!

Arrr mateys, the latest DEDICATE-DZHK6 trial be showin' that fixin' yer aortic valve with a bit o' fancy catheter work be just as good as cuttin' it open on the table. Aye, the surgeons may not be pleased to hear that!

FDA be green-lightin' an AI contraption fer findin' the early signs o' trouble in yer bloodstream. Arrr!

Arr matey! The FDA be grantin' permission for a newfangled AI tool to diagnose sepsis. 'Tis a grand day for technology on the high seas! Aye, me hearties, let's set sail with this De Novo pathway treasure! Huzzah!

Arrr, this here program be helpin' mateys avoid walkin' the plank of opioid overdose, savvy? Aye!

Arrr mateys, ye be hearin' that helpin' hands in the emergency department be leadin' to better followin' of post-discharge pills for the cursed opioid use disorder. No more repeatin' overdoses for these scallywags! Aye, 'tis a grand findin' indeed, says the Medscape Medical News.

"Me hearties, vaccinated babes be less likely to catch the pox. Arrr, keep 'em safe from scurvy!"

Arrr mateys, them tiny scallywags be safer from serious bacterial foes after bein' jabbed with the pox prevention potions, but still be needin' to watch out for them sneaky urinary tract invaders. Keep a weather eye on yer little buccaneers, lest ye be dealin' with a troublesome leak!

April 12, 2024

Arrr, be Europe sailin' towards an opium storm? Aye, thar be trouble brewin' on the horizon!

Arr, me hearties! The scallywags be talkin' about them fancy semisynthetic opioids causin' a ruckus. But fear not, for the mortality from prescription opioids be holdin' steady in most European lands. Aye, tis a curious tale indeed!

Arrr, me hearties! Methinks ESG be a better treasure fer yer health long term than Semaglutide. Aye matey!

Arrr, me hearties! This Semaglutide be a fine remedy for shedding extra poundage, yet we mustn't overlook the coin it takes to keep it up. Be weighin' the cost o'er time with ESG, savvy? Aye, 'tis the dilemma we face. - <i>Ye Medscape Medical News</i>

Arr, Avast ye scallywags! A good workout may help ye remember to take yer mind medicine!

Arrr! Tis be said that addin' some swabbin' of the deck and hoistin' of the sails to yer weekly routine may help ye remember to take yer meds, ye scurvy dogs with mental disorders. Aye, aye, cap'n!

Yarrr matey, me scurvy-ridden hand be needin' some proper treatment for this chronic eczema. Arrr!

Arrr, mateys! 'Tis been o'er a year since the scallywags in the phase 3 studies found that delgocitinib cream be a trusty cure for the cursed chronic hand eczema. The latest reports say the control be holdin' steady, with no new troubles on the horizon. Aye, the treasure be safe!

Yarr, me hearties! A study be showin' PsA be spreadin' like treasure across the seas! Aye, mateys!

Arrr mateys, it be said that the dreaded PsA be more common in the lands of Europe and North America, than in the exotic shores of Asia and South America! Aye, the scallywags be sufferin' from this affliction more in those parts of the world, me hearties!

Arrr, be the Coronary Sinus Reducer a solution for yer stubborn chest pains, me hearties? Aye or nay?

Arrr mateys, the coronary sinus reducer be helpin' with the chest pains, but be failin' to improve the blood flow. 'Tis like tryin' to sail a leaky ship in rough waters! Ahoy, the seas of medicine be a treacherous journey indeed!

Be e-ciggydangers plaguin' th' ol' ticker, mateys? Aye, beware th' scurvy heart ailments of th' modern age! Arrr!

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Be warned, these infernal e-cigarettes be as harmful as the devil's tobacco. Just like the cursed conventional cigarettes, they be wreakin' havoc on yer precious endothelium and fillin' ye body with toxic substances. Heed the warnin' from <i>Medscape Medical News</i>. Arrrr!

Arrr, ye be tellin' me this vaccine won't be stoppin' the dengue epidemic? Shiver me timbers!

Arrr! The scallywags at the organization be sayin' to use the vaccine with other means like keepin' the critters at bay, stayin' ahead of the game, and learnin' a thing or two. Listen up, ye landlubbers! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spreadin' the word. Aye, aye!

April 11, 2024

Yarrr, me hearties! Be takin' short strolls to keep yer ticker in good shape, especially if ye be a Type 1 Diabetic. Arrr!

Arr matey! 'Tis said that takin' short breaks with light-intensity walks durin' long sittin' hours be improvin' vascular inflammatory biomarker levels in scallywags with type 1 diabetes. Aye, me hearties! Listen to the wise words of Medscape Medical News and take a stroll to keep ye health in check! Arrr!

Arrr, be practicin' different ways to tame the wild beast within, lest ye walk the plank of the loony bin!

Arrr, me hearties! Them experts be sayin' that changin' how we give psychiatric care can lessen the need fer forcin' folks into treatment. Aye, tis good news from the 32nd European Congress of Psychiatry! Ye best listen up, or ye might end up walkin' the plank! Aharrr!

Arrr, mateys be joinin' the fight against scurvy, er I mean cancer, in these clinical trials. Aye!

Arrr mateys, tis said that more scallywags with the dreaded scurvy are joining the quest for a cure, especially at the grand National Cancer Institute. But alas, the number of recruits be still too few. Aye, the battle against this cursed disease be a fierce one indeed.

Hark ye, me hearties! Stuffin' yer gob fast and suppin' late may wreak havoc on yer health, arrr!

Arrr matey, tis not just the grub ye shove in yer gob that affects yer well-being. The speed and timing of yer feasting also be part of the puzzle. Listen to the wisdom of the Medscape Medical News, lest ye be walking the plank of poor health! Aye!

Arrr mateys! These SGLT2 inhibitors be helpin' with scurvy blood in them with T2D and CKD! Aye!

Arrr mateys! Takin' SGLT2 inhibitors o'er GLP-1 RAs be showin' a 19% lessenin' o' risk fer scurvy outcomes in hearties with T2D an' CKD stages I-III. Listen t' this tale from Medscape Medical News, ye scurvy dogs!

Avast ye scallywags! High doses o' Valproate be makin' ye gain weight faster than a pirate plunderin' a treasure chest!

Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that this Valproate remedy, meant to quell the storm within yer brain, may cause ye to gain weight like a bloated sea whale! Beware the side effects of this cursed medicine, lest ye find yerself too heavy to walk the plank!

Arrr, D-Mannose be no treasure for ye bladder woes. Stick to grog for yer health, me hearties!

Arrr mateys, the mystical elixir known as D-mannose be as useless as a wooden leg in a footrace for lasses sufferin' from the dreaded urinary tract infections! 'Tis all a sham, just like Davy Jones' locker. Avast ye, and stick to yer grog instead! Aye!

Ye scallywags be not usin' clozapine enough on me fellow black mates with the crazies! Avast ye!

Arrr mateys, it be said that the Black swashbucklers with the crazy mind be gettin' less of the powerful clozapine than their White shipmates. Shiver me timbers, what a scallywag of a discrepancy! Aye, the Medscape Medical News be tellin' the tale.

April 10, 2024

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Plozasiran be the key to reducing thy fat stores and trimmin' yon waistline! Arrr!

Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags in the SHASTA-2 study found that the medicine be mighty effective in lowerin' them triglycerides by more than 50%. Aye, aye captain, it be a fine treasure for them with the pancreatitis risk! Alas, no scurvy here, mateys!

Yarrr mateys, cuttin' be better than potions for clearin' blood clots in the brain! Arrr!

Arrr mateys! 'Tis good news fer those cursed with deadly strokes, but 'tis only good fer a chosen few, says one wise expert. Aye, the seas be rough but there be hope on the horizon!

Arrr, me hearties! The mystical liquid biopsy be showin' promise in spyin' out the dreaded pancreatic cancer! Aye!

Arrr mateys, word be spreadin' of a newfangled test that can sniff out pancreatic scallywags afore they grow too big! 'Tis a chance to set sail on the path of curin' patients afore it be too late. Aye, a jolly good find indeed!

"Arrr, the good doctor be takin' a break, but finds himself in a grave situation with no pulse!"

Arr mateys, tis a tale of the ICU physician who found himself amidst a cardiac arrest in a crowded club, with music blaring and a sea of people. Aye, a night of revelry turned into a night of swashbuckling medical heroics!

Arrr matey, this new contraption be helpin' ye scallywags lookin' fer signs o' Zoom Dysmorphia! Aye, 'tis a treasure indeed!

Yarrr mateys! Them landlubbers be sufferin' from zoom dysmorphia, obsessin' over their mugs afore meetin' online. Aye, they be thinkin' they needs to be lookin' perfect like a shiny doubloon! Harharhar!

Yarrr, me mateys! 'Tis said that chronic pain ages yer noggin faster than a lass in a race!

Arrr mateys! 'Tis said that the pains of me bones may not just trouble me body, but also me poor brain. Ye best be takin' heed and carin' for yer joints, lest ye want yer noggin' to age quicker than a pirate after a night of grog! Aye!

Arrr, mixin' potions be extendin' the lives o' scurvy dogs with belly aches. Aye, mateys, it be true!

Arrr mateys! 'Tis said that the scallywags who received the powerful cadonilimab and standard chemo had a better chance of survivin', whether they had the mark of PD-L1 or not! Aye, the news be spreadin' like wildfire across the seven seas!

Scurvy brain be addled three times o'er, me hearties! Beware the treacherous waters of delirium lest ye face dementia's curse! Arrr!

Arrgg, me hearties! A grand study be showin' that older adults who be sufferin' from delirium be havin' a higher risk of walkin' the plank straight into the jaws o' dementia and death. Heed this warnin', ye scallywags!

Ye scurvy dogs best beware, fer childhood itch could lead ye to a world o' gut troubles ahead! Arrr!

Arrr mateys, a study from the Swede land be sayin' that young scallywags with itchy skin may be more likely to end up with a rumble in their tummy. Best be keepin' an eye out for them crocodiles in yer belly! Arrr!

Arrr! Uncoverin' the treasures of intermediate endpoints to predict the survival of breast cancer scallywags! Aye, matey!

Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags be sayin' that these clinical endpoints be a fine indicator o' survival fer ye lasses with breast cancer. Aye, the adjuvant therapy be workin' wonders! Trust in yer doctors, me mateys, and ye shall sail through these treacherous waters unscathed. Aarrgh!

April 9, 2024

Be ye thinkin' 'tis time to heave ho the term AIDS from our vocabulary, me hearties? Arrr!

Arrr, me hearties! Some scallywags be sayin' that the acronym be no good no more and may be causin' harm, according to a group of specialists arguin' with other experts. Avast ye Medscape Medical News!

Arrr matey, beware the treacherous tales of contraception! Separate truth from pirate fiction, lest ye find yerself with a scallywag spawn.

Arrr, me hearties! Beware the scallywags on the interwebs spewing falsehoods 'bout contraception safety! Don't be fooled by these self-proclaimed experts! Trust only ye doctor's wisdom on such matters, lest ye be led astray on the treacherous sea of misinformation! Aye, me mateys!

Arr matey, the magic nose potion be helpin' adult scallywags with autism sail smoother seas! Argh!

Arrr mateys! It be said that snortin' oxytocin up yer nose be makin' ye more sociable and happy if ye be havin' that pesky autism spectrum disorder. Aye, the science be showin' it to be true, so go ahead and give it a try, me hearties!

Arrr, Pfizer's shot be hittin' bullseyes with high-risk scallywags under 60. Aye, the trials be a success!

Arrr matey, Pfizer be claimin' their potion Abrysvo be makin' the older landlubbers less likely to catch the dreaded respiratory syncytial virus. Me thinks they be tryin' to sell us snake oil, but who be I to argue with the scallywags at Pfizer! Arrr!

Arrr mateys, ye be tellin' me how a troubled mind be makin' yer gut feel like a stormy sea!

Arrr mateys! The scallywags be sayin' that feelin' blue can make yer bellyache worse for them lads with the cursed ulcerative colitis. Keep a weather eye on yer mental health, lest ye be sailin' into rough waters! Aye, 'tis the word from Medscape Medical News!

Arrr mateys, methinks those fancy DNA twists be messin' with ye brain! Cerebral Palsy be gettin' a pirate makeover!

Arrr mateys, them Canadian scallywags be usin' some fancy whole-genome sequencing to spy on the genetic quirks of young buccaneers with cerebral palsy. Aye, it be a fine pursuit, but I reckon those lads and lasses be needin' more grog and less science!

Arrr, three different maps of the mysterious seas have been uncovered mateys! Aye, let's set sail and discover the treasures hidden within!

Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags at Medscape Medical News be tellin' us that MS be havin' three different types, each based on different blood-based "immune signatures." This information may help us predict the course of the disease and make more personalized treatment decisions. Aye, the pirates be gettin' smarter every day!

Arrr, Mateys! The Olezarsen be workin' wonders, cuttin' them pesky triglycerides in half like a proper scallywag!

Arrr mateys! Ye be hearin' that a powerful potion aimin' at mRNA of APO C-III be reducin' them triglycerides by half in BRIDGE-TIMI 73a! Aye, the largest loot ever seen in a trial! Yarrr! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> has the scoop!

April 8, 2024

Arrr, the battle be fierce but both PRT and neuromuscular exercise be takin' the booty for improving Hip OA!

Yarr, me hearties! Aye, 12 weeks o' liftin' heavy things be boostin' hip function, easin' pain, and makin' life better for them scallywags with osteoarthritis. Aye, that be the treasure we be seekin'! A fine tale from Medscape Medical News! Arrr!

Ye olde online sorcery be lettin' ye take yer own pirate medicine without a doctor's say-so, arrr!

Arr me hearties! 'Tis said that a newfangled contraption could help ye landlubbers get yer hands on statins without seein' a scurvy doctor! Mayhaps this be the secret to keepin' yer heart shipshape and preventin' a mutiny in yer chest. Aye aye, Cap'n Medscape be tellin' us true!

Pieces of Eight, me hearties! Currency and booty be aiding the scurvy dogs in boosting their swashbuckling activities! Arrr!

"Arr mateys! The scallywags in the BE ACTIVE trial be findin' that offerin' bits o' gold and a bit o' fun be motivatin' landlubbers with bad tickers to walk the plank more each day. Shiver me timbers! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>"

Arrr, FDA be givin' thumbs up to Enhertu for fightin' the scurvy known as HER2-Positive Solid Tumors!

Arrr! The FDA be givin' the nod to a new therapy that be targetin' tumors without carin' where they be growin'. 'Tis a mighty fine achievement, me hearties! Avast ye scallywags, 'tis a new dawn for medicine on the high seas!

Arrr mateys, less than half o' these accelerated approvals be showin' any real clinical benefits! Aye, shiver me timbers!

Arr! A fresh study be scrutinin' the aftermath o' cancer potions that got the nod quick! Will they stand the test o' time or be walkin' the plank soon? Watch yer back, mateys! In the land o' medicine, nothin' be certain but scurvy and death!

Arr mateys, do ye prefer tending to scurvy or battling politicians? Doctors be defendin' their social buccaneering!

Avast ye scallywags! Those landlubbers be callin' our trusty doctors "extremists" for fightin' for public health! But we sailors know better - keep up the good work, ye hearty advocates for the well-being of all! Arrr!

Arrr, me hearties, the poop be a true teller of tales about the grub ye eat! Listen and learn, ye scallywags!

Arrr mateys! Ye hear tell o' this fancy work from Duke University? They be aimin' to shake up the way them scientific folk study grub and how them doctors check the diets o' their patients. Shiver me timbers! It be a whole new world for the scallywags in white coats!

Ye be needin' spectacles if ye can't spot a measly 2 mm risk on those fancy NT screens! Arrrgh!

Arrr, me hearties! Them fancy researchers be prayin' that them screening programs take another gander at them nuchal translucency measurements. Aye, 'tis a fancy way of sayin' they be wantin' a closer look at the size of them baby bumps. Har har har!

Ye be eatin' too much fancy grub, ye may find yerself sufferin' from a nasty case o' scurvy belly! Arrr!

Arrr matey! 'Tis said that stuffin' yer gullet with too much fancy processed grub may bring upon ye the dreaded irritable bowel syndrome! Best be stickin' to the good ol' pirate fare of rum and sea biscuits, lest ye want a pox upon yer bowels! Aye, me hearties!

Arrr, should we be usin' the devil's lettuce for aching bones, say ye? Aye or nay, mateys?

Arrr me hearties! 'Tis said that prescription potions be good fer easing the pain of scallywags with the pox. But when the treatment be done, the guidelines on using these remedies be as murky as Davy Jones' locker! Aaarrrrr!

"Arrr, me hearties! Beware the foul sorcery of these Anti-Obesity potions, they be thwartin' our Semaglutide plunderin'!"

Arrr mateys! Them hearty souls who be carryin' extra cargo on their frame be sheddin' more pounds by takin' semaglutide, so long as they haven't tried other potions for the same cause. Avast! The seas of weight loss be a treacherous journey indeed!

Arrr mateys, those landlubbers be forgettin' twice as much as us seafarin' pirates! Aye, tis a funny thing indeed.

Arrr mateys, it be said by them smart Canadian landlubbers that them poor souls wanderin' the streets be twice as likely to suffer from forgetfulness as those with a roof over their heads. Aye, 'tis a sad tale indeed, but at least we can remember to be grateful for our own sturdy ships!

April 7, 2024

Ye olde telemedicine be keepin' heart pirates from returnin' to the ship after fixin' their plundered arteries. Arrr!

Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis said that a magical telemedicine program be savin' the lives of heart-stricken patients who've been tinkered on by a bunch of landlubber surgeons. Aye, 'tis a wondrous spectacle indeed! Yarrr!

Ye scallywags! A jaw contraption like a pirate CPAP be the key to lowering yer blood pressure! Aye aye, matey!

Arrr matey! A fancy jaw-advancing contraption be just as good as the ol' CPAP for lowerin' blood pressure in scallywags with hypertension and sleep apnea, says the CRESCENT trial. Avast ye, the Medscape Medical News be tellin' tales of this swashbucklin' study! Aye aye, captain!

Arrr, me hearties! Impella CP be helpin' ye survive in a storm o' heart troubles like a true pirate! Aye!

Arrr mateys, the use of a tiny pump called the microaxial flow pump be helpin' to save lives in patients sufferin' from the dreaded STEMI-related cardiogenic shock in the DanGer Shock trial. But beware, for it also bringeth more troubles along the way. Aye, 'tis a tricky situation indeed!

Arrr, Mateys! The scallywags be sayin' UroLift be a fine weapon against the dreaded BPH beast!

Arrr mateys! Aye, in the battle betwixt tamsulosin and implant therapy, the latter be victorious in easing symptoms. Aye, me hearties, set sail with the implant therapy for smoother waters ahead!

April 6, 2024

Arrr mateys, this Empagliflozin be no match for the mighty heart attack! Aye, tis a scurvy dog indeed!

Arrr, me hearties! Empagliflozin did not greatly lower the risk of heart failure hospital stays or death in risky patients in EMPACT-MI, but it did lessen the number of times they had to visit the dreaded hospital. Avast! Medscape Medical News be bringin' ye the tale.

Arrr! 'Tis true, the ApoA1 Trial be missin' the mark, but the HDL Hypothesis be sailin' strong!

Arrr, me hearties! The ApoA1 infusions in the AEGIS-II trial be like a scallywag with no booty. But fear not, for a closer look be showin' promise in them with higher LDL levels. Aye, the treasure be hidden in the cholesterol, mateys!

Avast ye scallywags! No booty to be had for the fancy new shunt contraption, arrr!

Arrr mateys! In the quest for a heart cure, this shunt device be a disappointment for all ye landlubbers with weak LV function. But fear not, for those with a feeble LVEF less than 40% may still find some treasure in this study. Aye, the heart be a tricky beast indeed!

April 5, 2024

Arrr, FDA gives nod to fancy new app for the blues! Shiver me timbers, it be a scallywag's delight!

Arr, me hearties! The FDA be givin' their seal o' approval for a fancy new app to cure the blues! Ye can now get yer prescription for sadness right on yer phone. Just make sure ye don't accidentally delete it, or ye'll be walkin' the plank of despair! Aye, matey!

Yarr! Th' scallywags at FDA be walkin' th' plank fer approvin' this test, says th' swabbies at th' clinic!

Arrr! Ye scallywags be sayin' a test fer risk o' fallin' into the clutches o' the dreaded opioid use disorder may be bringin' harm instead o' help! 'Tis a debate as epic as huntin' fer buried treasure with genetic maps as our guide. Aye, the seas be treacherous indeed!

The swashbuckling pig with a fresh kidney be free to roam the seas once more, aye!

Arrr, a scallywag was denied by the docs, but the brave soul be holdin' up. We be keepin' a weather eye on 'im to see how he fares in the long haul. Aye, the medics be watchin' closely!

Arrr, those fancy scientists be chattin' 'bout bird flu spreadin' across the seas. Best hoist the sails, mateys!

Arr mateys, fear not the foul fowl flu! The land lubbers say the chance of widespread illness be low, but keep a weather eye out and tighten up yer defenses! We be keepin' a sharp lookout for any scurvy birds tryin' to make us walk the plank! Aye aye, Captain Health Authorities!

Arr matey, be ye in need o' a dose o' nature fer 20 minutes a day? Aye aye, says I!

Arrr mateys, the signs be clear: Our bodies be needin' more time amongst the lush greenery to be hale and hearty. It be all about how we see time passin'. Aye, trust the wise words of Medscape Medical News, me hearties!

Arrr, a clever plan be makin' the wee troubles of ye manly parts more tolerable and pleasant, mateys!

Arrr, me hearties! It be said that a healer's touch be makin' a difference in the way them male patients be thinkin' 'bout their leaky pipes. Aye, a nurse be swashbucklin' her way through them urinary troubles like a true buccaneer!

Arrr, beware mateys! Scurvy dog S aureus be causin' more bone rot in them with RA. Aye aye!

Arrr, me hearties! The use of fancy orthopedic trinkets or magic potions be makin' the risk of bone infections soar to the heavens for them scallywags with RA and the dreaded S aureus bug. Ye best be keepin' an eye out for them pesky infections, lest ye end up walkin' the plank! Arrr!

Arrr mateys, CGM be the treasure map to avoid scurvy of the eyes in Type 1 Diabetes!

Arrr mateys! 'Tis said that the use of continuous glucose monitoring be like a treasure map that leads to a reduced risk o' the dreaded diabetic retinopathy in adults with type 1 diabetes. Shiver me timbers, keep a watchful eye on yer blood sugar levels, me hearties! Aye, <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' no tales.

Avast ye, can a scurvy physical exam spy out them pesky thyroid nodules, matey? Arrr!

Arrr, mateys! The scallywags be sayin' that a thyroid exam didn't match the ultrasound results in landlubbers with no symptoms! But it be spot-on for the big nodules! Shiver me timbers! The sea of medicine be a treacherous one indeed!

Arrr, some scurvy dogs be feelin' the burnout from this cursed long COVID voyage, aye!

Arrr! The scurvy dogs of the medical profession be sufferin' from pandemic fatigue just as much as us landlubbers be strugglin' with the long haul of the foul COVID! Some be too proud to seek help, but a good dose of grog and rest be the cure for all ailments!

April 3, 2024

Avast ye hearties! The Arrow QuickFlash be cursed! Recall the Radial Artery Catheterization Kits lest ye meet Davy Jones! Arrr!

Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags at Medscape be warnin' us of treacherous guidewires, causin' harm to our precious blood vessels. Beware, me mateys, lest ye want yer veins to become a leaky ship! Aye, 'tis a dangerous sea out there indeed.

The FDA be givin' the nod to Iloperidone for the crazies in their noggins, arrr! Set sail for sanity!

Arrr, the US Food and Drug Administration hath given the nod to iloperidone tablets (Fanapt) for treatin' the scallywag known as bipolar disorder in adults. Avast ye, mateys! 'Tis good news for those sailin' the rough seas of mental health. Aye, 'tis Medscape Medical News!

Arrr mateys, Lenz Therapeutics' Eye Drops be makin' ye see clearer than a spyglass on a calm sea! Aye!

Arrr, Lenz Therapeutics be boastin' on Wednesday that their mighty experimental potion be makin' landlubbers see better in their old age! Aye, they be fixin' nearsightedness in scallywags with a common eye ailment. Yarrr, me hearties, who needs a spyglass when ye got Lenz Therapeutics on yer side?

Arr, me hearties! These fancy "Polygenic Risk Scores" be helpin' spot the scurvy dogs known as breast cancer! Aye!

Arrr matey! A study from Finland be tellin' us that mixin' polygenic risk scores with family tales and breast cancer gene mutations be makin' the hunt for breast cancer more strategic. Aye, this be some serious treasure for our medical mates to find!

Ye mateys, be advisin' ye to swab the decks and test the blood of them patients with the quick heartbeats! Arrr!

Arrr matey, some fancy DNA changes may be the root of heart troubles like atrial fibrillation or a wonky ventricular thing. Aye, the Medscape Medical News be spoutin' the scientific jargon, but all I can think of is plunderin' for treasure!

Arrr, the scallywags tried Rilzabrutinib and steroids for the pox but got no treasure in the end.

Arrr, the scallywag Rilzabrutinib failed to reach its mark in the PEGASUS trial for mateys with pemphigus vulgaris or foliaceus. Me thinks it be walkin' the plank to Davy Jones' locker! Aye, even the best potions can't always cure ye ailments.

Arrr, me hearties! Learn how the dreaded Fibrogenesis be makin' young landlubbers fat! Aye, watch yer bellies, ye scallywags!

Yarr mateys! The belly growin' bigger, but the fat remainin' the same in them young scallywags with the sugar problem. 'Tis a curious findin' indeed! The sea of medicine be full of treasures and surprises, arrr!

Yarrr, me hearties! Be ye knowin' that wee ones' symptoms can be tellin' us what treatments they need. Aye!

Arrr, ye scallywags with a solitary ailment be needin' less of the fancy anti-inflammatory drugs than them with multiple maladies. Yarrr, take heed of this advice from Medscape Medical News, lest ye be walkin' the plank of prolonged treatment! Aye!

April 2, 2024

Arrr! FDA be givin' the thumbs up for TriClip to mend leaky tricuspid valves. Time to patch 'er up, mateys!

Arr mateys, the FDA has given their blessing for Abbott's TriClip Transcatheter Edge-to-Edge Repair system to fix tricuspid regurgitation! The crew be votin' in favor of this mighty fine device. Avast ye, the seas of healthcare be sailin' smooth for Abbott! Aye aye, me hearties!

Arrr! The FDA be givin' the nod to Danicopan for the scallywags with Extravascular Hemolysis in PNH. Avast ye!

Arrr mateys! The scallywags have finally concocted a magical tablet to cure the woes of those suffering from a rare blood disorder! It be approved by the powers that be. Let us raise a toast to modern medicine and bid adie