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Arrr, matey! Be there reason to hoist the sails of worry 'bout this hMPV scallywag?

2025-01-09

Arrr, matey! Word be blowin’ ’round o’ hMPV makin’ waves in China, but fear not! The savvy sea dogs say this scallywag of a virus be no great threat, what with the crew all havin’ their sea legs of immunity. So hoist the sails and sail on!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a pesky little scallywag known as hMPV! Word on the high seas be that this virus be makin’ waves in the land o’ China, catchin' the eye of the ravenous media sharks. But fret not, me hearties, for the wise men of the medical realm be sayin’ that this be no reason to hoist the Jolly Roger just yet!

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