February 14, 2025, 11:50 am
Avast ye! 'Tis me thinkin' that the Absolute Batman be makin' Black Mask a right proper A-List scallywag! A villain so grand, he’d steal yer treasure and charm yer parrot! Yarr, the seas of Gotham be gettin’ rowdy with such ruckus!
February 14, 2025, 11:44 am
Arrr, matey! Here be the Avowed tips we be wishin' we’d known 'fore settin' sail on our grand, godly adventure! Aye, heed our jests lest ye end up in Davy Jones' locker with naught but fishy wisdom!
February 14, 2025, 11:41 am
Arrr, me hearties! The freshest tome o' D&D be bringin' back some scallywag notions from a version that walked the plank! But fear not, for that be a jolly good thing, indeed! Let’s hoist the sails and roll the dice for treasure anew! Yarrr!
February 14, 2025, 11:36 am
Arrr, matey! When ye be givin' a tongue-lashin', make it a hearty feast for the mind, not a barrel o' cannonballs! Remember, it be “constructive” ye should be shoutin’, or ye’ll find yerself walkin’ the plank ‘ere the sun sets!
February 14, 2025, 5:56 am
Arrr, matey! Mark yer calendars fer February 18, when The Avowed sets sail on Game Pass fer Xbox and PC! But if ye can’t wait, hoist the colors and plunder the Premium Edition to play it now! Avast, what a treasure!
February 14, 2025, 5:53 am
Arrr matey! The new Pathfinder tome be settin' sail with rules fer lovin' on NPCs! Forge yer heartstrings and spin romantic tales with landlubbers and scallywags alike! Prepare to woo ‘em or walk the plank, ye lovesick sea dog! Romance ahoy!
February 14, 2025, 5:48 am
Arrr, picture this, matey! Ye be sportin’ a resume so grand, it could make Neptune himself weep! Aye, so fine it be, ye might scare off any job like a kraken at a kiddie pool! Har har!
February 14, 2025, 5:37 am
Arrr, matey! AC Odyssey be the second richest treasure in the whole series' chest, claimin' more doubloons than a drunken sailor's purse! Aye, it be a fine conquest, indeed!
February 13, 2025, 6:00 pm
Ahoy, mateys! Discover the hidden treasures and jests ye may've overlooked in "Captain America: Brave New World!" From sneaky cameos to cheeky Easter eggs, it's a plunderin' of chuckles awaitin' ye! So hoist yer sails and set course fer giggles, savvy? Arrr!
February 13, 2025, 4:28 pm
Arrr, mateys! Word on the salty seas be that Netflix be plannin’ to unleash The Forgotten Realms upon us scallywags! Aye, prepare ye grog and gather yer crew, for we be settin’ sail on a wild adventure of magic an’ mayhem, with nary a landlubber in sight!
February 13, 2025, 4:01 pm
Arrr, matey! Draug be no lazy sea dog, I tells ye! Even fer the scallywag tasked with bestin' him, 'tis like tryin' to outswim a kraken! Aye, a right jolly challenge, it be!
February 13, 2025, 3:58 pm
Avast, me hearties! This May, the scallywag Hellverine be clashin’ with the monstrous Hell Hulk, creatin’ a ruckus like no other! Prepare for a right jolly spectacle as these two ruffians put a devilish twist on a rivalry so fierce, it’d make Davy Jones shiver in his boots! Arrr!
February 13, 2025, 12:00 pm
Arrr, matey! Avowed be not a sprawling leviathan like them grand action RPGs! Nay, ye can sail through its waters and plunder the treasures in less than 30 hours, quick as a seagull on a biscuit! So hoist yer sails and set forth, ye landlubber!
February 13, 2025, 12:00 pm
Arrr, matey! Ye be able to swap yer Avowed visage quicker than a scallywag can down a tankard o' rum! Grab yer loot from the inventory, and make yer fancy trinket sport the might o' another! Now ye'll be lookin' sharp while makin' 'em shiver in their boots!
February 13, 2025, 12:00 pm
Avast, matey! In the dawn of yer quest in Avowed, ye'll stumble upon a stubborn door, locked tighter than a miser's purse! It craves the Fort Northreach storage key. Fear not, for I be spillin' the beans on how to unleash its secrets! Arrr!
February 13, 2025, 12:00 pm
Ahoy, matey! In yer Jolly Roger Camp o' Avowed, ye can plunder a snooze, stash yer treasures, gab with yer crew, and partake in a whole treasure trove o’ shenanigans besides! Arrr, it be a fine spot for a raucous good time!
February 13, 2025, 5:54 am
Arrr, matey! Hard to say if the Playseat Formula Instinct F1 Edition be "better" than its matey chairs, but I swear on me peg leg, it be just as fine! Aye, a right treasure fer any scallywag lookin' to race the briny deep!
February 13, 2025, 5:51 am
Arrr, me hearties! A jolly tale be told that a Knight o' the Seven Kingdoms might be settin' sail for three fine seasons! Aye, let the rum flow, for we be havin' more sword-fightin' and dragon-slayin' shenanigans than a barnacle on a ship's bottom! Avast, good times ahead!
February 13, 2025, 5:49 am
Arrr, matey! That scallywag who once played Drax be chattin’ with Cap’n James Gunn an’ them crafty Russos! Methinks he be lookin’ fer a role in their next grand adventure, or maybe just seekin’ a pint o’ grog! Har har!
February 13, 2025, 5:44 am
Arrr, matey! As the tale of yesternight's State of Play unfurled like a tattered sail, our crafty Captain Kojima be lettin' slip on the social seas that he be "editin'"—perhaps his treasure map or a fine grog recipe! Avast, what mischief be brewin' in his cauldron?
February 12, 2025, 5:56 pm
Arrr, me hearties! We be needin' to hoist the Jolly Roger of acceptance! Let’s swab the decks of grumblin' and embrace the storms of life like a true buccaneer! Aye, 'tis better to sail with open arms than walk the plank of anger!
February 12, 2025, 5:55 pm
Arrr, matey! Shift Up be knowin’ their scallywag crew, savvy? They be readin' the tides o’ their audience like a treasure map, ready to sail the seas o’ laughter and shenanigans! Aye, no landlubber nonsense here!
February 12, 2025, 5:50 pm
Arrr, matey! This here overture be like a jolly sea breeze, whiskin' us back to the fateful day when them puppets met their grim demise—'tis a right proper massacre of wooden scallywags! Grab yer grog and prepare for a hearty laugh 'fore the carnage begins!
February 12, 2025, 5:22 pm
Arrr, matey! The grand revealin' be upon us, as the trailer be spillin' the beans that Rahul Kohli be takin' the helm as Arjun Devraj! Aye, let the seas roar with laughter, for this scallywag be ready to sail into our hearts! Avast, what a jolly sight!
February 12, 2025, 11:33 am
Avast, ye scallywags! Set yer sails no more, for this here "definitive guide" be the treasure ye seek! Aye, it be brimming with wisdom as rich as a captain's booty! So grab yer compass and let the swashbucklin' begin! Har har har!
February 12, 2025, 11:30 am
Avast, ye sea-dogs! Rare be the treasures like this Newegg bounty—an Intel Core i9-14900K for yer ship's helm, a mighty 1TB SSD, and the fine spoils of Civ VII and Assassin's Creed Shadows! A haul fit for the fiercest of buccaneers! Arrr!
February 12, 2025, 11:24 am
Avast ye scallywags! The "GOG Cut" of Daggerfall Unity be lost to the briny deep! No more can ye plunder it from the digital seas. Raise a tankard and weep, for the treasure be gone, and we's left with naught but salty sea tales! Arrr!
February 12, 2025, 5:51 am
Arrr, matey! Apart from the treasures of Hunt: Showdown 1896 and the magical sails of CryEngine, Crytek be keepin' their secrets closer than a scallywag's booty! No other grand ventures be spillin' from their lips, savvy?
February 12, 2025, 5:45 am
Arrr matey! Modiphius be settin' sail fer new horizons with not one, but two fine Fallout TRPGs! Prepare yer seadogs fer rollickin’ adventures filled with loot and laughter! Hoist the sails and ready the cannons, for mayhem awaits on the tabletop seas! Yarrr!
February 12, 2025, 5:43 am
Arrr, me hearties! The market be settin’ sail fer uncharted waters, with coins a-flyin' like cannonballs! We might just witness a treasure trove o' record spendin' that’d make even Davy Jones do a jig! Avast, let the gold flow like rum on a sunny day!
February 12, 2025, 5:41 am
Arrr, Charlie Cox be a true scourge o' the seas, slayin' his role like a cutlass to a kraken! Aye, he be renderin' the audience as stunned as a landlubber in a storm! Har har, the lad be a legend on the high seas o' entertainment!
February 11, 2025, 4:47 pm
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as the scribe Matthew Rosenberg be spillin’ the beans on his latest treasure from Image Comics, “We’re Taking Everyone Down With Us!” Aye, it be a rollickin’ tale of mischief and mayhem, where no scallywag be left behind! Arrr, set sail for laughs!
February 11, 2025, 4:16 pm
Avast, me hearties! Word be afloat that "Dungeons & Dragons: Neverwinter Nights 2, Enhanced Edition" be makin' waves in the Steam seas! A treasure worth plunderin' for all ye scallywags who fancy a rollickin' adventure amidst dragons and dungeons! Grab yer cutlasses and set sail!
February 11, 2025, 3:56 pm
Arrr, mateys! Roberto Firmino and Dani Olmo be the shinin' stars on the FC 25 Season 5 Ladder Players scroll! Aye, they be sailin' the high seas of footy fame, plunderin' goals and hearty laughs! Avast, ye landlubbers, watch 'em dance like drunken sailors!
February 11, 2025, 2:49 pm
Arrr, me hearties! At this juncture, the Elden Ring scallywags be settin' sail on Nightreign solo, like a lone seagull on a deserted isle! Aye, they be battlin' shadows while the rest of us be raisin' a tankard o' grog and laughin' at their folly!
February 11, 2025, 12:00 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Sony be settin' sail fer a grand year ahead! If they'd be hoardin' treasure like a savvy pirate, they might just find themselves with a bounty of booty! Aye, let’s hope the seas be favorable for their plunderin’ ventures! Yarrr!
February 11, 2025, 12:00 pm
Arrr, fear not, me hearties! All's well that ends well, for this scallywag's mischief be for a jolly good cause! Aye, we be raisin' the sails not just for plunder, but for a right noble reason! Avast, let the laughter roll like the waves!
February 11, 2025, 11:49 am
Avast, me hearties! All doubloons ye toss in shall sail straight to aid the needy! Aye, every last coin be plundered for good cause, not for grog or gold! So, hoist yer sails and give generously, lest ye be cursed by Davy Jones himself! Arrr!
February 11, 2025, 11:46 am
Avast ye! The Secretlab Titan Evo Lite be sailin’ back to its Black Friday booty, all thanks to Presidents’ Day! ‘Tis the finest treasure ye ever laid eyes on for a chair, arrr! Grab it before it sets sail again, savvy?
February 11, 2025, 5:55 am
Arrr matey! Gather 'round, ye scallywags! Here be the treasure map to streamin' The White Lotus season 3! Navigate the treacherous waters of the internet, hoist yer sails, and prepare for a jolly good time filled with fancy folk and mischief aplenty! Avast, enjoy the show, ye landlubbers!
February 11, 2025, 5:50 am
"Arrr, now ye be talkin' like a true scallywag! That be the treasure o' words I be seekin'! Aye, let the rum flow and the laughter sail, for this be a jolly good turn o' fortune!"
February 11, 2025, 5:47 am
Arrr, matey! The freshest Life be Strange might not tickle every sailor's fancy, but I say give it a whirl, even without the gold doubloons bein’ at an all-time low! A fine treasure for those brave enough to sail its waters!
February 11, 2025, 5:43 am
Ahoy, matey! Snag ye a treasure of $100 off KTC's mighty 27-inch OLED screen, fit for a fine pirate's gaming den! Aye, it be a steal for both yer PC and console, so hoist the anchor and sail to Amazon before it be gone! Arrr!
February 10, 2025, 4:10 pm
Arrr, matey! The fabled Switch treasure be settin’ sail come April! Brace yerself for a jolly good time with swashbucklin’ adventures, or ye might find yerself walkin’ the plank with naught but boredom! Yo ho ho, let the countdown begin!
February 10, 2025, 4:04 pm
Arrr, matey! After Final Fantasy 16 and that scallywag 7 Rebirth fell flat on their doubloons, this be a right jolly sight! Aye, ‘tis a glimmer o’ hope in these treacherous seas o’ gaming! Avast, let’s hoist the sails and celebrate this bounty!
February 10, 2025, 3:55 pm
"Avast, me hearties! Cast yer eyes upon yon Ash Village, where the scallywags be livin' high and dry! Ye might find a treasure or two, or at least a fine jug o' rum to quench yer thirst! Arrr!"
February 10, 2025, 11:57 am
Arrr, matey! Use yer golden ticket with the cunning of a sly sea fox, lest ye be walkin’ the plank o’ regret! Spend it wisely, or ye might find yerself swabbin’ the decks instead of drinkin’ rum in the captain’s quarters! Aye, savvy?
February 10, 2025, 11:42 am
Avast, matey! Be ye speakin' of a remaster, a remake, or a fanciful remakester? Arrr, I say let’s hoist the sails of creativity and set course for a jolly good time! Whatever ye call it, let it be a treasure worth plunderin’! Yarrr!
February 10, 2025, 11:42 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Heed these jolly tips for Civ 7, lest yer civilization be naught but barnacles! Set sail through the first age, and may yer future be as bright as a treasure chest full o' gold! Arrr, thrive like a scallywag on the high seas!
February 10, 2025, 11:40 am
Arrr, matey! From the wondrous crew o’ the Fantastic Four t' the brave Daredevil, risen like a ghost from Davy Jones' locker, Marvel be settin' sail on a grand adventure this year! Hoist the sails and ready the rum, for it be a treasure trove of tales awaitin'!
February 10, 2025, 5:45 am
Arrr, mateys! The scallywags of DC be squabblin' over the new visage of Cap'n Superman! Some be sayin' he looks more like a landlubber than a hero, while others be claimin' he’s as dashing as a parrot on a treasure chest! Avast, what a hullabaloo!
February 10, 2025, 5:44 am
Arrr, matey! Be ye yearnin’ for a swift sail ‘cross the skies? These Aetherdrift cards be the wind in yer sails! Grab a handful, and let the winds of fortune carry ye faster than a scallywag dodgin’ a cannonball! Avast, let’s hoist the sails!
February 10, 2025, 5:43 am
Arrr, matey! Captain Scott Derrickson be spillin' the grog on why The Black Phone 2 be a right fright fest! He claims it’ll chill yer timbers even more than the first! So brace yerselves, for this tale be bound to send shivers down yer plunderin’ spine! Yarrr!
February 10, 2025, 5:42 am
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round and set yer peepers upon the grand spectacle of the Nintendo Switch 2 Direct come April! Aye, 'tis a treasure chest of merriment awaitin' us! Prepare ye jolly rogers for a hullabaloo of gaming delights, savvy? Arrr!
February 9, 2025, 5:51 pm
Ahoy, mateys! A fresh tale of daring do, “Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning,” be unfurled like a treasure map at the 2025 Super Bowl bash! Prepare yer spyglasses, 'tis bound to be a jolly good romp on the high seas of action! Avast and enjoy, ye landlubbers!
February 9, 2025, 3:19 pm
Arrr, they be sayin' the Steam algorithm be as impenetrable as a kraken's belly! Aye, 'tis like tryin' to find buried treasure in a foggy mornin'—ye just end up chasin' yer own shadow, savvy?
February 9, 2025, 11:42 am
Arrr, matey! A scallywag from the Dragon Age crew be spillin' the beans, sayin' that the grand tale o’ Origins be borrowin' from Sonic's chinwag system! Aye, who’d a thought ye could mix dragons and speedy blue critters in one mighty quest? Ha!
February 9, 2025, 6:20 am
Arrr, matey! 'Tis a wild sea of frantic shootin' and top-down chasin' on the high seas of gaming! Games so confounded I can't fathom 'em be takin' the world by storm! Hoist the sails and brace yerselves for this ruckus, or ye be walkin' the plank!
February 9, 2025, 6:18 am
Arrr, we be lovin' this here Beatles jibe (aye, aye, aye) from Marvel's fine crew o' the First Family! Aye, it be ticklin' our fancy like a treasure chest full o' grog! Avast, me hearties, let the laughter set sail!
February 9, 2025, 5:22 am
Arrr, the fair lass Lois Lane of yonder future be callin' Gunn's grand tale a jolly romp of a superhero flick, filled with hope and mirth! Aye, a treasure worth watchin' for all ye scallywags seekin' a hearty laugh! Avast, set sail for adventure!
February 9, 2025, 5:18 am
Arrr mateys! Sony be tossin' ye a treasure of five days o' PS Plus fer all ye scallywags already on board! Aye, so hoist yer sails and plunder the gaming seas without a care, fer the loot be callin’!
February 9, 2025, 4:33 am
"Arrr, me hearties! We be finished with ten tales o' adventure, and now we be settin' sail fer our grand finale! The co-captain o' this Emmy-winning ship be spillin' the beans, so hoist yer mugs and prepare fer a jolly good time!"
February 9, 2025, 3:30 am
Arrr, matey! Simmons be spoutin' his musings on the third voyage o' the seasons: "I be lovin' the whole cursed treasure o' episodes, I do!" Aye, it be a jolly good time on the high seas of entertainment!
February 8, 2025, 11:12 am
Avast, me hearties! The cursed PSN is down, wreakin' havoc on all our swarrrvy services! Aye, no treasure huntin' or plunderin' for ye today—just a whole lotta grumblin' ‘n waitin’. Batten down the hatches, ‘tis a stormy sea of boredom ahead! Arrr!
February 8, 2025, 11:00 am
Arrr matey! Spatial audio be no mere swabbin' o' words! 'Tis like havin' a parrot on yer shoulder, whisperin' treasures in yer ear! With 3D sound, ye'll be feelin' like ye be in the heart of the stormy seas o' yer favorite games! Avast, ye landlubber!
February 8, 2025, 10:45 am
Arrr, matey! Ye'll find spark o' genius in the most peculiar nooks, like a treasure chest full o’ barnacles! Aye, sometimes the best ideas be hidin’ in the murky depths of a rum barrel or the squawkin’ of a parrot! Avast, keep yer eyes peeled!
February 8, 2025, 10:08 am
Arrr, me hearties! We be settin' sail on a tale of a victory so perilously close, it’d make a barnacle sweat! Aye, this be one o’ the most “nail-bitingly” close triumphs in the annals of Helldivers 2. Grab yer rum and brace for laughter!
February 8, 2025, 5:20 am
Arrr, matey! Eggers be hatchin' a scallywag scheme fer his next grand adventure, callin' it Werwulf! Look out, me hearties, for a monstrous tale that’ll make yer timbers shiver and yer grog spill! Aye, it be a right beastly caper indeed!
February 8, 2025, 4:09 am
“Arrr, me matey Will Forte be sayin’, 'Tis a right load o’ scallywag nonsense!' regarding that cursed Looney Tunes flick that’s been tossed overboard! Aye, ‘tis a treasure lost to the depths of disappointment!”
February 8, 2025, 3:38 am
Avast ye scallywags! From the scallywag who brought ye Sekiro Online an’ the co-op capers of Armored Core 6, comes a new treasure! Prepare yer hooks and set sail for mischief, for this be a jolly good time on the high seas of gaming, arrr!
February 8, 2025, 3:08 am
"Arrr, that scallywag be a sight to behold!" cackled Scorsese, scratching his beard like a parrot on a perch. "Aye, he’s as peculiar as a three-legged crab at a fiddle contest!"
February 7, 2025, 4:41 pm
Arrr, matey! SCS Software be sportin' the finest shipshape quarters in the Czech Republic, I tell ye! They’ve spun a right treasure trove o' offices, like a jolly Silicon Valley on the high seas! Aye, the scallywags be livin' the life!
February 7, 2025, 4:15 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Mai Shiranui be shakin' the very foundations of Capcom's realm, like a tempest at sea! With her charms and moves, she be turnin' the tide o' battle, makin' the landlubbers gasp and the scallywags cheer! Avast, what a sight to behold!
February 7, 2025, 4:11 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Length o' a game be naught but a trifle! 'Tis the treasure o' unique notions that be the true booty! Aye, a short romp can tickle the belly more than a long voyage with naught but the same old whale tales!
February 7, 2025, 4:04 pm
Arrr! Gather 'round, ye scallywags! Peyton List and Mary Mouser be spillin' the grog on them wild Cobra Kai tales and the notorious Terry Silver! Aye, ‘tis a treasure trove of fan theories fit for a captain’s ear! Be prepared to laugh 'til yer belly aches!
February 7, 2025, 11:56 am
Arrr, me hearties! Sigourney Weaver be sayin’ that Anya Taylor Joy be as fine as a treasure from the Avatar seas! She don’t be needin’ no lessons from this old sea dog fer playin’ a sci-fi wench. Aye, she be a natural!
February 7, 2025, 11:40 am
Avast, me hearty! This treasure of an award-winner be fit to grace yer trove! Don't be a landlubber—snatch it up, or ye'll be walkin' the plank of regret! Yarrr, it be a fine addition to any scallywag's collection!
February 7, 2025, 11:39 am
Avast, me hearties! The Logitech G’s Astro A50 X headset be slashed in price, a treasure indeed for ye scallywags who be hopscotchin’ between consoles like a drunken sailor on shore leave! Grab yer doubloons and seize the day, lest ye be walkin' the plank of regret! Arrr!
February 7, 2025, 11:22 am
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties! We be havin' a chinwag with the scribbler of Secret Six, who be spillin' the beans 'bout her hearty bond with the Dreamer! Aye, it be a tale of ink and imagination that’ll have ye laughin' like a sea dog!
February 7, 2025, 5:47 am
Arrr, matey! Brandon Sanderson be frettin' over the yarn we be spinnin' 'round the Aetherdrift set! He fears the tale might sail into treacherous waters, leavin’ us landlubbers scratchin' our noggins. Avast, let’s hope the scallywags craft a tale worthy of a fine treasure, or we’ll be walkin’ the plank!
February 7, 2025, 5:43 am
Avast ye scallywags! Prepare yer sea legs, fer the tale of Dragonite and the Postman be settin' sail soon! Aye, ‘tis a adventure ye won't want to miss, with more treasure than a chest full o' doubloons! Hoist the sails and grab yer grog! Arrr!
February 7, 2025, 5:37 am
Arrr, me hearties! It seems the fine folk at Marvel be takin' a breather, slowin’ their ship on certain ventures. Perhaps they’ve found a treasure of procrastination, or maybe they just be enjoyin’ a pint o’ rum! Avast, let the winds of creativity fill their sails once more!
February 7, 2025, 5:29 am
Arrr, matey! To snag the finest armor in Kingdom Come Deliverance 2, ye must plunder the treasuries of the bravest foes or charm the blacksmith with shiny doubloons! Or perhaps, just ask the game nicely—might as well try, savvy? Avast, happy hunting, ye scallywag!
February 6, 2025, 4:45 pm
Arrr, matey! Japan be settin’ sail with its first manga reader fer the Nintendo Switch, but blow me down, it be unclear if it’ll chart a course fer other lands! Will the treasures of ink and paper reach far and wide? Only the wind knows, savvy?
February 6, 2025, 4:40 pm
Arrr, matey! If we be doin' it right an' keepin' our eyes on the treasure o' consumer delight, then we'll be sailin' smooth seas to success, aye! Let’s hoist the sails and make ‘em happy, or we’ll find ourselves walkin’ the plank!
February 6, 2025, 4:27 pm
Arrr, it appears this fine contraption be sportin’ the ability to wield twin blades! Aye, me hearties, 'tis like havin’ two parrots squawkin’ at ye—double the ruckus and twice the fun!
February 6, 2025, 4:00 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round, fer in the merry month of May, the grand tale of "Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning" be settin' sail! Prepare yer grog and brace yer wooden legs, 'tis bound to be a right rum-fueled adventure! Arrr!
February 6, 2025, 5:47 am
Avast, ye scallywags! To dive into the second Monster Hunter Wilds open beta on yer trusty PS5, Xbox Series, or PC, follow these jolly instructions, or ye’ll be walkin’ the plank of disappointment! Hoist the sails and let the huntin’ begin! Arrr!
February 6, 2025, 5:45 am
Arrr, matey! The landlubbers be still a-watchin', their peepers glued to the show! Aye, like barnacles on a ship's hull, they ain't budgin'! Let’s give 'em a right jolly spectacle, or they might just start throwin’ their grog at us! Har har!
February 6, 2025, 5:39 am
Arrr, matey! The AMD Ryzen 7 8700G be no X3D treasure, but it’s got the grit to duel with the best! Aye, its single-core might be like a fine rum — strong enough to keep the scallywags at bay!
February 6, 2025, 5:25 am
Arrr, mateys! The cursed treasure known as Resident Evil Re:Verse be vanishin' from the digital seas next month, and come summer, it be sinkin' to Davy Jones' locker! So grab yer cutlasses and play it while ye can, lest ye be left with naught but the ghostly memories!
February 5, 2025, 5:45 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Hear ye, hear ye! The fabled Lethean Water be returnin’ from the briny deep! Aye, prepare yer noggins for a jolly forgettin’ spree! Drink up, or ye’ll be swimmin’ in memories like a fish in a barrel! Avast, and let the good times roll!
February 5, 2025, 4:53 pm
Arrr, matey! This here MMORPG be hoistin' the Jolly Roger o’ victory, makin’ the rival buccaneers look like scallywags! With treasure aplenty and fierce battles, it be shiverin’ their timbers and claimin’ the seven seas of gaming glory! Avast, let the rum flow!
February 5, 2025, 4:07 pm
Ahoy, matey! Be ye primed to hoist the sails for more of that Switch 2 treasure? Grab yer cutlass and prepare to plunder some jolly good gaming, for the seas be callin’ and the fun be a-bubblin’ like a barrel o’ rum! Yarrr!
February 5, 2025, 4:00 pm
Arrr, matey! Chris Kaleiki be all set to hoist the sails on a wee adventure, startin' small like a landlubber's first voyage! With a hearty laugh and a twinkle in his eye, he be ready to chart the course for grand mischief ahead! Yarrr!
February 5, 2025, 11:45 am
Arrr, matey! Ye be thinkin' yer trusty ship o' a PC can weather the storm? Aye, it might just be a sturdy vessel yet, ready to sail the digital seas! Hoist the sails and let the bytes flow, for ye may yet conquer the high-tech waves!
February 5, 2025, 11:41 am
Arrr, matey! Be there a realm where them Sims don't be settin' the place ablaze every blinkin' moment? Methinks I'd trade me parrot for a ship full o' grog to find such a treasure! Firestarter scallywags, they be!
February 5, 2025, 11:36 am
Arrr, this missive be worth a treasure, yet not fit for a captain's parley! Aye, it shines like a doubloon, but be as crooked as a landlubber's compass!
February 5, 2025, 5:56 am
Arrr, the rollickin' RPG set sail into a sea o' cutthroat competition, where the scallywags be battlin' fer treasure and glory! Aye, it be likin' tossin' a parrot into a flock o' hungry seagulls—may the best buccaneer win!
February 5, 2025, 5:56 am
Arrr, matey! AMD be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest that the Radeon RX 9070 treasures be hittin’ the market this March! Aye, this late sailin’ might just give 'em a fair fight against that scallywag Nvidia RTX 5070 in the mid-range waters! Avast, let the treasure hunt begin!
February 5, 2025, 5:52 am
Arrr, matey! The shining star be scouring the seven seas for a fresh port to set sail with "How to Die Alone!" Methinks they be lookin' for a place where the rum flows and the melancholy be as thick as a foggy night! Avast, what a jolly pursuit!
February 5, 2025, 5:35 am
Avast, mateys! In the merry month o' March in the year o' our Lord 2025, a new treasure be added to the Fluxx card game hoard—Word Fluxx! Sharpen yer wits and prepare for a jolly good time, lest ye be left in Davy Jones' locker! Yarrr!
February 4, 2025, 4:48 pm
Avast, me hearties! Be the yarn ‘bout HERBIE, that scallywag robot mate o' the Fantastic Four, a true tale or naught? Mayhap he be a mere figment o' the imagination, like a siren’s song! Arrr, let’s spin the ol' compass and seek the truth, savvy?
February 4, 2025, 4:14 pm
Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round fer a jolly tidbit 'bout the next grand adventure in shootin’! Prepare yer cannons and sharpen yer cutlasses, for this be a tale of swashbucklin’ FPS fun that’ll have ye laughin’ like a parrot on a rum spree! Arrr!
February 4, 2025, 4:01 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The cursed scroll of Episode 3: Heresy be tellin' us we had 161 sunrises left 'til the next treasure hunt! Aye, time be tickin' slower than a one-legged sea turtle on a lazy tide! Hoist yer sails and prepare for mirth, ye scallywags!
February 4, 2025, 3:54 pm
Ahoy, mateys! Mark yer calendars, fer on the 11th day of February, the SteamDolls: Order of Chaos be settin' sail! Prepare yer rum and brace yerselves fer chaos aplenty! Arrr, it be a jolly good time to plunder some fun!
February 4, 2025, 11:49 am
Arrr mateys! The Botanical Collection be plundered of its doubloons, right before the day o' love! Grab yer blooms fer a steal, lest ye be walkin' the plank of regret on Cupid's Day! Avast, a fine deal fer sweethearts and scallywags alike!
February 4, 2025, 11:30 am
Avast, me hearties! The Oscar-winnin' scallywag be sayin' that when he and Captain Eusebio did gather to parley 'bout who’d don the hat of his character's captain, "there be but one name sailin' the seas!" Arrr, the suspense be thicker than a treasure map!
February 4, 2025, 11:30 am
Arrr, behold this scroll! It charts the grand odyssey of The Sims, from a wee scallywag to the jolly monarch of the gaming seas! Aye, who’d have thought a bunch o’ pixels could rule the waves? Raise yer tankards to the kingdom of make-believe, mateys!
February 4, 2025, 11:28 am
Arrr, mateys! The finest crew o' Marvel's kin be settin' sail fer the silver screen this summer, ready to plunder yer hearts and tickle yer funny bones! Grab yer grog and prepare fer a jolly good time with the GoGo gang, ye scallywags!
February 4, 2025, 5:53 am
Arrr, matey! I be havin' a harder time beatin' this scallywag of a game than findin' a mermaid at low tide! If I be givin' it me all, I still be losin' me treasure in the sands of time! Aye, 'tis a right tricky business!
February 4, 2025, 5:41 am
Arrr, me hearty! Could it be that ol' X-Man sails into the stormy seas of Avengers: Doomsday? Aye, 'twould be a jolly sight to see that scallywag join the crew! But beware, for the tides be tricky and the plot thick as grog!
February 4, 2025, 5:41 am
Arrr, matey! Moza be joinin' forces with the fine ship Lamborghini fer a swashbucklin' racin' wheel, while those crafty pilots be helpin' with flight contraptions! Hoist the sails, here be the booty of knowledge ye need to snag!
February 4, 2025, 5:21 am
Arrr, will it sail beyond the treasure of 160 million doubloons, ye reckon? Or be it stuck in Davy Jones' locker forevermore? Let's hoist the sails and see if the winds be favorable for this here adventure!
February 3, 2025, 4:53 pm
Arrr, matey! A new treasure of a game be spillin' from the Nintendo PlayStation seas! Hoist the sails and ready the rum, for we be settin' course to plunder pixels and embark on grand adventures! Avast, let the jolly gaming begin!
February 3, 2025, 4:18 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Behold! The fair lass Buffy be returnin’ to our shores, ready to dance with the undead and swab the decks of villainy! Grab ye grog and prepare for a jolly good time, for the scallywags won’t know what hit ’em! Avast, let the mayhem commence!
February 3, 2025, 4:06 pm
Arrr, matey! Yoshida be thinkin' he’d stumble upon a treasure trove of surprises, but lo and behold, the only thing that caught him off guard be the lack o' surprises! Aye, what a jolly jest the fates be playin' on him!
February 3, 2025, 3:20 pm
Arrr, matey! This here septum ring be me treasure, and I shan't part with it! 'Tis as fixed to me nose as a parrot to a captain's shoulder! So, hoist the anchor and set sail, for this bling stays put, savvy?
February 3, 2025, 11:53 am
Ahoy, me hearties! The Battlefield be risin’ from the briny deep, lookin' to sail into a world of shiny cannons and swanky ships! Aye, it be a modern-day romp fer all ye scallywags! Prepare yer cutlasses and rum, ‘tis time to plunder anew!
February 3, 2025, 11:48 am
Arrr, matey! A wee cog in the grand machinations o' Magic: The Gatherin', it be! Like a scurvy sea rat in a treasure chest, it be causin' a ruckus 'mongst the wizards and spells! Avast, ye card slingers, fer chaos be brewin' on the high seas o' fantasy!
February 3, 2025, 11:43 am
Arrr, me hearties! Yukinobu Tatsu be chattin' 'bout how Momo be sportin' some mighty fine traits akin to that landlubber, the Man of Steel! Both be flyin' high and sportin' a grin, though Momo's got a better sense o' humor—less broody, more jolly, like a fine rum on the high seas!
February 3, 2025, 11:41 am
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round and lend me yer ear! Here be the lowdown on the finest treasures o’ the racing deck—ye best cards, crafty contraptions, and a barrel o’ shenanigans await ye! Yarr, let the swashbucklin' commence!
February 3, 2025, 5:48 am
Avast, me hearties! The scallywags who be fans shall be twiddlin' their thumbs for a spell longer, aye! Prepare yer sea legs, for the tide of patience be runnin' high, and the treasure of waitin' be a fickle mistress! Yarrr!
February 3, 2025, 5:46 am
Arrr, me hearties! The cursed treasure of the Malediction mini card game be weighin' anchor on its fundin' voyage today! If ye be wantin' to join this merry crew, now's yer chance 'fore it sails into Davy Jones' locker! Avast, don’t be a scallywag!
February 3, 2025, 5:32 am
Avast, me hearties! Rumor sails the seven seas that a merry band o' BioWare scallywags has been shuffled 'round to other crews in the EA fleet! Aye, seems like they be playin' musical ships on the briny deep! Arrr!
February 3, 2025, 5:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! "Brave New World be the treasure map leadin' to the next hearty swell of feelings, like findin' a chest o' rum on a stormy sea! Hoist the sails of emotion, for we be settin' sail for uncharted waters!"
February 2, 2025, 12:00 pm
"Arrr, none o' them scallywags be raisin' a brow, I swear on me cutlass! Not a single soul blinked, as if they be watchin' barnacles grow! Aye, it be a sight more still than a treasure chest on a calm sea!"
February 2, 2025, 11:10 am
Arrr, me hearty! A fine treasure be revealed from the depths o' Steam, where a whopping 93% of landlubbers be singin' praises for "My Little Life!" Aye, 'tis a merry jolly the likes o' which even Davy Jones would crack a grin! Avast, hoist the sails and set course for giggles!
February 2, 2025, 10:38 am
Avast, matey! Them landlubber critics be squawkin' that the thespian's newest performance ain't givin' 'em the heebie-jeebies! Methinks they be too used to ghost stories, for this tale be more tickles than terrors! Arrr, they need a hearty dose of rum to lighten their sails!
February 2, 2025, 9:43 am
Ahoy, mateys! This week, the grand ship Keep Driving be settin' sail to its final port o' call! Hoist the Jolly Roger, for we be celebratin' the last haul of this merry voyage! Arrr, what be left but a hearty laugh and a tankard o' grog!
February 2, 2025, 5:41 am
Arrr, I reckon the game be fit for a jolly good romp now, and a crew of hearty souls be testin' the whole shebang from bow to stern! Let’s hope they don’t be findin' a kraken lurkin’ in the code, or we'll be walkin' the plank!
February 2, 2025, 5:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! It be said, FromSoftware be not the scallywags who shun the ways of other seafaring companies! Nay, they be more like a crafty captain, borrowin’ a trick or two whilst sailin’ the stormy seas o’ game makin’! Ho ho!
February 2, 2025, 4:48 am
"Arrr, the scallywag be nowhere to be found fer a proper parley! I had to just hoist me sails and sail blind, savvy?" quoth Ford, with a wink and a hearty chuckle.
February 1, 2025, 12:53 pm
Arrr, matey! Ropuka’s Idle Isle be yer jolly mate whilst ye be swabbin' the decks or plunderin' treasure! Let the island keep ye company whilst ye be off makin' merry or chasin' down yer next adventure! No need to be idle, just sail on with a grin!
February 1, 2025, 12:16 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Cast yer peepers upon the jolly chaos of Absurdaverse! A land where reason be walkin' the plank, and nonsense be the captain! Grab yer grog and prepare for a merry romp through the wild, wacky waves of bewilderment! Yarrr, it be a sight to behold!
February 1, 2025, 11:00 am
Arrr, matey! Nintendo's treasures be grand, but 'tis the clever contraptions fer their first-party booty that keep me scallywag heart a'yearnin! Aye, I be returnin' fer more, like a dog to a bone!
February 1, 2025, 10:00 am
Ahoy, matey! With the classic GTA trilogy all shipshape, Rockstar be needin’ to haul up two buried treasure troves o’ games that be just as fine! Let’s not leave ’em to rot on Davy Jones' locker, savvy? Aye, let the swashbucklin’ continue!
February 1, 2025, 8:40 am
Arrr, matey! Jarin Blaschke, the cunning eye behind the lens, be reckonin’ the captain o’ this ship could turn a fearsome beastie into a grand spectacle with his next venture, Werwulf! Avast, let the monster mayhem commence, or we’ll be swimmin’ with the fishes!
February 1, 2025, 8:00 am
Arrr matey! Let’s cast our eyes upon the treasure map of Nintendo’s first consoles, weighin’ the Switch against the gold doubloons of yore! Aye, 'tis a jolly journey through pixelated plunderin’ and joystick jigs, seein’ if this fine vessel sails true to the legacy seas!
February 1, 2025, 5:10 am
Arrr, matey! The Borderlands be a jolly romp o' treasure-seeking, where ye can wander the vast seas o' adventure! With a spirit as free as a seagull, ye be explorin' the world like a scallywag searchin' for gold, or a parrot huntin’ for crackers! Aye, ‘tis a fine jaunt!
February 1, 2025, 5:00 am
Arrr, matey! Don’t be pesterin’ Takaya Imamura ‘bout that cursed treasure called A Link to the Past! It be a tale as tangled as a ship’s anchor in a storm, and ye might just end up walkin’ the plank of confusion! Har har!
February 1, 2025, 4:51 am
Arrr! Elliot Page and Himesh Patel be joinin' the crew aboard Nolan's grand ship of cinema! Aye, me hearties, prepare fer a jolly good adventure on the high seas of movin' pictures! Avast, let the laughter flow like rum!
February 1, 2025, 4:22 am
Arrr, matey! In the depths of yon lad’s dank cellar, many a strange thing be born! Ye never ponder what oddities might arise 'til some scallywag decides to give it a whirl! ‘Tis a treasure trove of mischief waiting to be unleashed, aye!
January 31, 2025, 4:56 pm
Arrr, me hearties! I be holdin' me standards as lofty as the crow's nest when it comes to tossin’ ladders o’ pool into Davy Jones’ locker! Only the finest rags shall be cut! Aye, it’s a right jolly affair, mateys!
January 31, 2025, 4:45 pm
Arrr, matey! Sea Fantasy be callin’ ye to hoist yer hooks and save the world, one fishy treasure at a time! Cast yer line, catch them scaly critters, and turn the tide fer salvation, or ye be swimmin' with Davy Jones! Har har har!
January 31, 2025, 4:11 pm
Arrr, Netflix be makin’ a hullabaloo 'bout cancellin’ The Sandman, yet they be forgettin’ to give a shout-out to ol’ Neil Gaiman! It be like throwin' a treasure map overboard 'n not tellin’ the captain where the gold be buried! Aye, it be a fine mess!
January 31, 2025, 11:37 am
Arrr, matey! Every bit o' this animation be a treasure trove o' glory, far mightier than a Kraken at me bow! Aye, it be smoother than a mermaid's song and shinier than Davy Jones' doubloons! Raise the Jolly Roger, for this be the finest spectacle on the seven seas!
January 31, 2025, 11:33 am
Arrr matey! The RTX 50 Series be dockin’ in, but blimey, they be pricier than a chest o’ gold! With them 40 Series beauties sailin’ at the same price, who in Davy Jones' locker needs the shiny new toys? Aye, I’ll stick to me trusty old ship!
January 31, 2025, 11:23 am
Arrr, matey! The tale o' Dragon Age: The Veilguard be finishin' a saga, aye! 'Tis like a ship settin' sail without its captain, leavin’ us swabbin' the deck o’ our emotions. A hearty laugh and a swig o' rum to the end o' this fine adventure!
January 31, 2025, 11:22 am
Arrr, matey! The grand international mark be a jolly piece o’ the treasure chest shared by Mad Cave Studios and Dupuis, ho! Aye, together they sail the seas of creativity, plundering the hearts of landlubbers with tales most fine!
January 31, 2025, 5:32 am
Ahoy, mateys! The winds be blowin’ fair, for the trailer fer Invincible season 3 be upon us! Ready yer spyglasses and prepare to be dazzled, lest ye end up walkin’ the plank from boredom! Savvy? Arrr!
January 31, 2025, 5:31 am
Avast, me hearties! That scallywag always be returnin’, like a cursed treasure map that leads to naught but stout rum and salty sea dogs! No matter how far he sails, he be drawn back like a gull to a ship’s grub! Har har!
January 31, 2025, 4:48 am
"Arrr, keepin' that treasure trove o' wisdom be the true booty, matey! Without it, ye be sailin' blind on the high seas! So hoist the sails of knowledge and let it guide ye, lest ye end up walkin' the plank o' ignorance!"
January 30, 2025, 6:56 pm
Arrr, matey! Blizzard be knowin’ o’ the trouble brewin’, and they be claimin’ it’s a “high priority.” Aye, like a treasure chest full o’ doubloons, but let’s hope they don’t be sailin’ in circles while we wait!
January 30, 2025, 5:39 pm
Arrr, the design be as simple as a landlubber's first sail! Yet, I be hopin' ye can sense the wabi-sabi in every cover, like a treasure buried just beneath the sands—imperfect, but worth a hearty chuckle! Avast, me hearties!
January 30, 2025, 4:21 pm
Arrr, matey! Clair Obscur be borrowin’ treasure from the grand ol’ tomes o’ turn-based JRPGs like the fabled Final Fantasy, the merry Tales, Lost Odyssey, and the whimsical Persona! Aye, 'tis a jolly crew of inspirations fer a swashbucklin’ adventure! Avast, let the gaming begin!
January 30, 2025, 2:53 pm
Avast, me hearties! The scallywag Adi Shankar, master o' Castlevania, be unleashin' his devilish tale, Devil May Cry, this fine spring! Batten down the hatches and prepare yer grog, for it be a rollickin' good time on the high seas of entertainment! Yarrr!
January 30, 2025, 1:29 pm
Arrr mateys! Mark yer charts, for the grand SGF 2025 be settin sail on the sixth day of June! Prepare yer rum and hearty laughter, 'tis bound to be a jolly good time on the high seas of fun! Avast, ye landlubbers!
January 30, 2025, 12:00 pm
Arrr, matey! “Citizen Sleeper 2: Starward Vector” be a clever treasure, plunderin' the finest spoils from the first voyage and settin' sail for grander horizons! A jolly good sequel, it be, makin' ye laugh and cheer like a parrot on me shoulder! Avast, ye won’t want to miss this bounty!
January 30, 2025, 12:00 pm
Ahoy matey! Zombi U be the finest fright on the cursed Wii U! That scallywag console's second screen be like a treasure map, promising riches untold, but alas, it sank faster than a ship with a hole! Yarrr, a missed chance for pirate thrills, I say!
January 30, 2025, 11:49 am
Arrr, matey! The Nvidia RTX 50 treasures be as rare as a mermaid's dance! But lo! A shop ye wouldn't reckon hath a fine contraption for alertin' ye when these precious graphics cards sail into port. Keep yer eyes peeled, or ye be walkin' the plank of disappointment!
January 30, 2025, 5:54 am
Arrr, matey! With audio fit for a captain's command, a microphone smoother than a siren's song, and cushions so comfy ye’d think they be spun from mermaid tails, the Alienware Pro Wireless be a treasure ye can’t be missin’, savvy?
January 30, 2025, 5:52 am
Avast, me hearties! The scallywag Art the Clown ain't done terrorizin' us yet! He be still lurkin' in the shadows, ready to unleash more mischief 'n mayhem upon our jolly crew! Batten down the hatches, for the frightful jester sails on! Arrr!
January 30, 2025, 5:42 am
Arrr matey! Snatch yerself a treasure o’ ten fine Nazi-swatting tabletop adventures fer a steal of $117.80 off! Aye, let the dice roll and the swabs take a beating, all while ye fill yer coffers with gold! Hoist the sails and join the jolly crew!
January 30, 2025, 5:32 am
Arrr, matey! Them landlubber politicians be spoutin’ that the Japanese treasure chests be clamping down on the winds o’ free speech! Aye, as if banks be swabbin’ the decks o’ words! Who knew gold and gab were such a mighty pair? Yarr, what a jolly jest!
January 29, 2025, 4:13 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Just be throwin’ a few big names o’ the game seas 'round like rum barrels—no worries, just a wee mishap! Aye, who be needin’ a treasure map when ye be rubbin’ elbows with legends, eh? Sail on, ye scallywags!
January 29, 2025, 4:01 pm
Arrr, matey! These here changes be like naught ye’ve laid yer eyes upon before! A right jolly spectacle, it be! Prepare to have yer mind blown like a cannonball on a grog-fueled night! Avast, the surprise be comin’ fer ye!
January 29, 2025, 3:03 pm
Arrr, matey! Peach Momoko's Ultimate X-Men be spillin' the beans on some jolly connections to her past treasures, not to mention the rip-roarin' success of that game, Marvel Rivals! Aye, 'tis a merry tale of ink and adventure, fit for a crew of scallywags!
January 29, 2025, 2:38 pm
Arrr, mateys! Though the winds o' silence be blowin' for months, the crew of Light No Fire be sailin' full sail still! Aye, the ship be steady, and the rum flows free! So hoist the flag, for this vessel be far from sunk!
January 29, 2025, 11:37 am
Arrr, matey! Just set sail on Backerkit, and lo! The scallywags be clamorin' like hungry sea dogs fer this Legacy of Kain TTRPG and its treasure trove o’ lore! Aye, the crew be keen as a cutlass fer more tales!
January 29, 2025, 11:34 am
Arrr, me hearties! The maiden voyage of this here tale be settin’ sail into the murky depths of horror, where ghosties and ghastlies be lurkin’! Grab yer rum, for it be a frightful frolic through the dark seas of fear, ye scallywags!
January 29, 2025, 11:29 am
Arrr, matey! It be back upon the briny deep, and by the Davy Jones, it be finer than a parrot’s feather! Get yer grog ready, for this treasure be shinier than a gold doubloon, savvy?
January 29, 2025, 11:24 am
Avast, mateys! Gather ye round for the grand tale o' Sonic 4! Here be the word on every cast, the fabled release date, the shiny teasers, and wild theories that’ll make ye belly laugh! Set yer sails, for a rollickin’ adventure awaits! Arrr!
January 29, 2025, 5:48 am
Arrr, the scallywags be bouncin’ with glee, like a treasure chest full o’ doubloons! The crew be chattin’ like a flock o’ parrots, all agog fer the grand spectacle ahead. Aye, there be no calmer sea than the storm o’ joy in their hearts!
January 29, 2025, 5:43 am
Arrr, Finn Wolfhard be recallin' the grand moment when he laid eyes upon the final scroll, feelin' as if the treasure of the seven seas be weighin’ heavy in his heart! T'was a right ruckus with his crew from Stranger Things, makin’ 'em all feel like jolly ghosts!
January 29, 2025, 5:28 am
Avast, me hearties! Plunder yerselves a treasure of $500 off the OLED Asus ROG Zephyrus G14 at Best Buy! Snag yer booty at a price so low, even Davy Jones be laughin’! Set sail for the RTX 4060 model and claim yer bounty! Arrr!
January 29, 2025, 5:20 am
Arrr, me hearties! "Sinners be settin' sail fer uncharted waters in the grand IMAX seas! Aye, they be chasin' treasures of new tales that’ll leave ye laughin' like a drunken parrot!"
January 28, 2025, 5:31 pm
Arrr, me hearty! Be there a glimmer o' hope that ol' Ballpoint be sportin' a tricksy disguise, less gleamin' than a treasure chest and more like a barnacle-covered rock? Aye, I’d wager me last doubloon on that!
January 28, 2025, 4:01 pm
Arrr, me hearties! I can’t be containin’ me excitement to see Rhea Ripley clash with that scallywag Dominik Mysterio a thousand times ‘n more! It be like watchin’ a parrot squawk at a sea serpent! Aye, let the rum flow and the brawlin’ commence!
January 28, 2025, 3:56 pm
Avast, me hearties! Cast yer eyes upon a sneak peek of the treasure within the pages of Web of Spider-Verse: New Blood #1! Four tales await like fine rum in a barrel—ye best be ready to hoot and holler with glee! Yarrr!
January 28, 2025, 3:08 pm
Avast, me hearties! Prepare yerselves for the Gun Game, where ye can hoist yer sails and boost yer win-loss treasure! Set yer sights on glory 'n' aim true, or ye be walkin' the plank of defeat! Arrr, let the games begin!
January 28, 2025, 11:29 am
Arrr, a right proper finale, indeed, fer what he done to poor ol' Johnny! Like a scallywag walkin' the plank, he met his fate, a true laughable jest! Let the sea have him, 'tis the least he deserves fer stirrin' up trouble! Har har!
January 28, 2025, 11:28 am
Avast, ye scallywag! Stow away those images of yer limbless matey, lest ye be walkin' the plank! No need to be showin' off what’s better left in Davy Jones' locker! Keep yer treasures private, or face the jests of the crew! Arrr!
January 28, 2025, 11:27 am
"Avast, me hearties! That be like findin' a treasure map to a whole new realm o' plunder! Aye, it be as excitin' as discoverin' a barrel o' rum on a dry land! Arrr, let the adventures begin!"
January 28, 2025, 11:26 am
Arrr, matey! With the voice of Colman Domingo, ye be settin' yer eyes upon a character more peculiar than a parrot in a wig! Aye, ye’ve ne’er laid sight on his like before, I swear on me cutlass! Prepare fer a jolly good laugh, ye scallywags!
January 28, 2025, 5:56 am
Ahoy mateys! Doug Cockle, the scallywag behind Geralt, be spillin’ the beans on why he set sail to yonder Netflix treasure, "Sirens of the Deep." He be wantin’ to bring his legendary game charm to the silver screen, seekin’ glory and gold, savvy? Arrr!
January 28, 2025, 5:41 am
Arrr, mateys! Jeremy Allen White be takin’ the helm of a lovey-dovey tale, where hearts be as tangled as a sailor’s knots! Prepare to set sail on a sea o’ romance, with a hearty laugh and perhaps a grog or two! Yarrr!
January 28, 2025, 5:23 am
Arrr, matey! If me hearties be tellin’ the truth, WandaVision could’ve sailed the seven seas for two whole seasons! But alas, like a ship run aground, it be cut short. Blimey! What a treasure of tales we missed, savvy? Avast, bring on the rum!
January 28, 2025, 5:21 am
Arrr, matey! In the year of our Lord 2021, a grand marvel was tossed upon the sea o' gamers—a mod so fine, it made even the saltiest sea dog chuckle! Aye, 'twas a sight to behold, like a treasure map to a chest o’ giggles!
January 27, 2025, 4:37 pm
Arrr, matey! After many a moon, Tokyo Xtreme Racer still be ticklin’ the fancy of landlubber drivers! Aye, those raucous chariots be makin’ ‘em shout with glee, whilst they be swervin’ like a ship in a storm! Avast, what a treasure that be!
January 27, 2025, 4:03 pm
Ahoy, matey! Mark yer calendars fer January 30, when ye can rig yer PC games in grand style! Get ready to swab the decks and don yer finest digital garb—‘tis time to make yer gaming shipshape, or ye might find yerself walkin' the plank! Arrr!
January 27, 2025, 3:55 pm
Arrr, matey! In the month of March, Atelier Resleriana be weighin' anchor, but fear not! A grand sequel be brewed in the cauldron o' creativity! So hoist yer jolly roger and prepare for more merry mischief ahead! Yarrr!
January 27, 2025, 3:14 pm
Arrr, that poor scallywag, once a crafty ex-dev, be weepin’ over the shipwreck that be the studio! Aye, cursed layoffs be sendin’ her to Davy Jones’ locker, and now she’s left lamentin’ like a landlubber with a bellyache! Avast, what a sorry state!
January 27, 2025, 11:38 am
Avast, mateys! As the year o' 2025 be upon us, the fate o' the DC realms be hangin' by a thread, all thanks to James Gunn's Superman! Aye, hope he be wearin' his breeches tight, for the future be restin' on his scrawny shoulders! Arrr!
January 27, 2025, 11:37 am
"Aye, me hearties! When the hour be nigh, we’ll find a fine scallywag to pose right, makin’ it look shipshape! But fer now, these doodles be naught but fanciful dreams on a tattered parchment!"
January 27, 2025, 11:27 am
Arrr, me hearties! Here lies Watto, a scallywag of a critter, may his sails be ever filled with wind in Davy Jones' locker! He'd barter ye for a shiny trinket and still call ye a landlubber! Raise yer tankards high, for Watto be gone to the briny deep! Arrr!
January 27, 2025, 11:24 am
Arrr, matey! In the year of our Lord 2025, not many trinkets be breathin' new life into the Nintendo Switch 2, but lo! The CRKD Nitro Deck, now at a bargain price, be the treasure ye seek! Aye, it be shiverin' yer timbers with joy!
January 27, 2025, 5:52 am
Arrr, matey! The treasure chest o' Aetherdrift's Play Booster Box be hangin' lower than a scallywag’s trousers! Never has it been so cheap to snatch up these magical booty! Hoist yer sails and grab it before the tide rolls in! Yarrr!
January 27, 2025, 5:42 am
Arrr, matey! In the year o' our Lord 2024, 'tis said that "The Acolyte" be the second most eye-patched spectacle on the Disney Plus seas! Aye, the crew be hootin' and hollerin' over that treasure of a show! Yarr, what a jolly good time!
January 27, 2025, 5:28 am
Avast ye mateys! The jolly ol’ Yamper be sailin’ into the Build-a-Bear online treasure trove! Snatch yer plushy critter before it be walkin' the plank! Arrr, don’t be a landlubber, grab yer cuddly beastie now!
January 27, 2025, 5:22 am
Arrr, me hearties! Might the next tale bring forth the dark secrets of Captain William Afton's spine-chillin’ shenanigans? Let’s hoist the sails and plunder the depths of his ghostly past, savvy?
January 26, 2025, 5:00 pm
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as Captain Josh Ruben spins a yarn o' blendin' genres in his fine treasure, "Heart Eyes." Aye, it's a jolly mix o’ swashbucklin' and romance that'll have ye laughin' 'til ye seasick! Avast, don’t miss this merry tale!
January 26, 2025, 1:00 pm
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, fer Osgood Perkins be spillin' the beans 'bout twistin' The Monkey into a frightful jest! Aye, picture a scallywag’s tale where chuckles meet chills—pirate’s gold, I say! Shiver me timbers, it be a rollickin' good time on the high seas o' laughter!
January 26, 2025, 11:12 am
Arrr, it be a fine challenge, me hearties! Aye, a right jolly thrill it was to swap me rum for a new adventure! Who knew swabbin' the decks could tickle the soul like a parrot on yer shoulder? Yarr, let the winds of change blow, I say!
January 26, 2025, 11:00 am
Avast ye! Dario Scardapane be spillin' the beans to SFX magazine 'bout the new Disney Plus show, claimin' the tone be shiftin' like a ship in a storm! Buckle yer swashbucklin' boots, me hearties, for this tale be twisty as a kraken’s tentacle! Arrr!
January 26, 2025, 10:54 am
Arrr, matey! Lend me yer ear! Crime be a slippery sea, but ye best be knowin’ that catchin' the scallywags fills yer treasure chest! So hoist yer sails in pursuit o' justice, for the booty o' a solved riddle be far sweeter than the plunder of a rogue!
January 26, 2025, 10:00 am
Arrr! In the year of our Lord 2025, the crafty sea-dog Juhana Myllys be spillin' the beans on his treasure trove of puzzle platformin' wisdom! He swears by the winds of atmosphere, sayin’ it be the secret rum behind a fine game brew! Avast, let the fun set sail!
January 26, 2025, 3:00 am
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as the scallywags behind "The Witcher: Sirens of the Deep" spill the beans on a jolly jest hidden in their flick! Aye, they’ve tossed in a cheeky Easter egg that’ll tickle yer fancy and make ye guffaw like a drunken sailor! Yarrr!
January 25, 2025, 11:00 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as Charlie Cox spins a yarn 'bout the bold adventures of Daredevil after the first tempest of "Born Again." Aye, more mischief be brewin' on the horizon, so keep yer spyglasses ready for the swashbucklin' fun to come! Yarrr!
January 25, 2025, 5:00 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Scott Jeffrey, the scallywag behind "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey," be defendin' his cursed crew from landlubber jabs of laziness! He be claimin’ it’s a right jolly romp, not just a lazy treasure hunt! Set sail for laughs, ye swabs! Har har!
January 25, 2025, 3:10 pm
"Arrr, we be tossin' ye doubloons! Ye be spinnin' yer yarns and craftin' grand games, savvy? Just don’t be makin’ ‘em too salty, or we’ll hang ye from the yardarm! Har har har!"
January 25, 2025, 1:58 pm
Arrr, I be wantin’ to toss this scallywag thirty doubloons, for his game be slappin’ harder than a cannonball in a rum-fueled brawl! Aye, me hearties, it be a treasure worth every shiny piece!
January 25, 2025, 1:14 pm
Arrr, 'twas a grand day in the realm o' game makin', me hearties! A treasure trove o' reasons, like a ship full o' rum, made it a milestone worth celebratin'! Aye, the winds o' creativity be blowin' fierce, and we be sailin' into new horizons!
January 24, 2025, 3:59 pm
Arrr mateys! Hark! The treasure known as “The Colors Within” be sailin’ the seas at long last! Hoist yer sails and grab yer grog, for this fine tome be burstin’ with hues galore! Don’t be a landlubber; set yer eyes upon it and let the laughter roll like the waves!
January 24, 2025, 3:18 pm
Ahoy, mateys! J. Michael Straczynski be joinin' forces with the brush-wieldin' Bernard Chang for a swashbucklin' tale of Captain America and the raucous Volstagg! A most curious crew, indeed, for a yarn spun in the realm of Marvel mischief! Avast, ye landlubbers!
January 24, 2025, 3:12 pm
Arrr, me hearties! It be said that the lass Kaitlyn Dever be takin’ the stage, ready to swashbuckle and charm the breeches off ye! Prepare yer grog, for this fine wench be settin’ sail to steal the show! Avast, what a sight that’ll be!
January 24, 2025, 11:55 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! Ye’ve ne’er laid yer eyes upon the likes of Mr. Wigglesworth's challenge runs! They be as wild as a three-legged sea monkey in a barroom brawl! Join the fray, or be walkin' the plank, ye lily-livered landlubbers!
January 24, 2025, 11:49 am
Arrr! Writer Curt Pires and the art sorcerer Luca Casalanguida be joinin’ forces to conjure a new treasure o’ tales called Lost Fantasy from the stash of Image Comics! Prepare yer sea legs for a wild voyage, mateys!
January 24, 2025, 11:44 am
Arrr, matey! Gather 'round, for I be spillin' the beans on the finest pieces of treasure known as cards, their sly tricks, and other jolly wonders! Prepare to hoist the sails of knowledge, or ye be walkin' the plank of ignorance! Yarrr!
January 24, 2025, 11:37 am
Arrr, matey! Seek ye the Coven's Favor in Diablo 4, and ye'll be climbin' the ranks with Gelena and her merry crew! Unlock magical witchery, side quests, and treasure galore—if yer brave enough to dance with the dark arts! Avast, adventure awaits!
January 24, 2025, 5:51 am
Arrr, matey! That scallywag in the red and blue duds be ticklin' the fancy o’ the Marvel landlubbers! Critics be singin' his praises like a parrot on me shoulder, shoutin' "Aye, he be the true treasure of the high seas of cinema!" Avast, what a jolly jape!
January 24, 2025, 5:25 am
Arrr, matey! This new game be nothin’ like puttin’ a dot on a tale’s end! Nay, it be a raucous adventure, a jolly romp 'round the high seas of fun! So hoist yer sails and prepare to laugh, for the treasure be in the joy, ye salty sea dog!
January 24, 2025, 5:24 am
Arrr, matey! He be spoutin' that the snub be as senseless as a one-legged sailor tryin' to dance a jig! What folly be this, I ask ye? A right ruckus it be, like a parrot squawkin' nonsense!
January 23, 2025, 12:00 pm
Avast ye! Aye, 'tis been a fair spell, Toni Cipriani! But hark, Liberty City Stories be still a raucous adventure, like a barrel of rum on a stormy sea—full o' jests and jolly hijinks! Set sail, ye scallywags!
January 23, 2025, 11:26 am
Avast, matey! The Razer Kishi Ultra be droppin' its doubloons at Amazon, while the scallywag ELO Vagabond be followin' suit! Which treasure should ye plunder for yer gaming delight? Arrr, 'tis a right pickle, I say!
January 23, 2025, 11:15 am
Avast ye mateys! Gather 'round for a jolly tidin'! The wind be favorin' our sails, and we’ve stumbled upon a treasure chest full o' rum! Raise yer tankards high, for good fortune be a-comin' our way! Drink up, me hearties, for the sea be smilin' upon us! Arrr!
January 23, 2025, 5:38 am
Arrr mateys! The time be nigh! The second season be ready to set sail on the filming seas! Grab yer grog and prepare for more swashbucklin’ antics, for the cameras be a-ready to capture our jolly mischief! Yarrr!
January 23, 2025, 5:35 am
Arrr, me hearties! Behold, the grandest second chance o’ all! A treasure chest o’ do-overs, fit fer even the most scallywag sailors! If ye be messin’ up, fear not! This be yer golden opportunity to swab the deck and sail forth anew! Aye, grab it or walk the plank!
January 23, 2025, 5:19 am
Arrr, I be hopin' a scallywag spills the beans 'bout it in a decade's time, savvy? Aye, let the winds carry that secret 'til then, and may the rum flow freely whilst we await the juicy tales to surface, like treasure from Davy Jones' locker!
January 23, 2025, 5:17 am
Arrr, mateys! The drought o’ the next GTA 6 trailer be weighin’ on our poor hearts like a cannonball in a treasure chest! We be itchin’ fer that glimpse o’ mayhem and mischief, lest we turn into scallywags from boredom! Avast, let’s hoist our sails for some news!
January 22, 2025, 4:09 pm
"Arrr, me hearties! The Ice Staff be returnin’ to our midst, aye! It be colder than a mermaid’s kiss, and twice as mischievous! Hoist the sails and prepare for frosty shenanigans, for this be a treasure worth plunderin’!"
January 22, 2025, 4:05 pm
Avast, me hearties! Behold, a wondrous trinket ye can clutch in yer grubby mitts! A portable magic box, I declare! What sorcery be this? Can it fetch me rum or tell tales of treasure? Aye, 'tis a fine contraption for a scallywag like meself! Arrr!
January 22, 2025, 3:55 pm
When the scallywags o' mankind be settin' sail on a course o' folly, their own trinkets be turnin' into cursed treasures! Aye, 'tis a fine jest when their fancy ships bring 'em to Davey Jones’ locker, thinkin' they be makin' gold but findin' naught but seaweed! Arrr!
January 22, 2025, 3:35 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The wondrous tale of Ninja Five-O be returnin’ to our shores at last! Hoist yer tankards and prepare for antics, for this be no ordinary crew—'tis a band of stealthy rascals ready to bring mirth and mayhem upon the high seas! Yarrr!
January 22, 2025, 11:33 am
Arrr, matey! This grand tale be settin' sail in the silver screens come March! Gather yer crew, for a jolly good time awaits, filled with treasure and laughter! Don’t be missin’ the spectacle, lest ye be walkin’ the plank of boredom! Avast!
January 22, 2025, 11:33 am
Avast, me hearties! Brady Corbet be spillin' the beans on how his cinematic treasure might shake the very seas of the film industry! Will it be a bounty o' gold or a cursed kraken? Aye, let’s hoist the sails and find out, ye scallywags!
January 22, 2025, 11:31 am
Arrr, why be PlayStation perpetually givin' us the ol' heave-ho, eh? 'Tis like a scallywag with a treasure map, always leadin' us to nothin' but a belly full o' seawater! Avast, matey, what be their jests?
January 22, 2025, 11:31 am
Avast ye scallywags! Behold the wondrous treasures of Living Energy and Eternal Might! Aye, it be like findin' a gold doubloon in a barrel o' pickles! Let’s hoist the sails of curiosity and chart a course for adventure, where ye never run out of jolly good spirit! Yarrr!
January 22, 2025, 5:53 am
Avast ye scallywags! Prepare to part with more doubloons for yer Netflix treasure! Aye, the ship's crew be raisin' the price, so ye best be ready to toss a few extra coins into the ol' chest, or ye’ll be missin' some fine tales on the high seas! Arrr!
January 22, 2025, 5:50 am
Arrr, matey! Some scallywags be chattin’ that the wait be longer than a sea serpent’s tail! Aye, they be pacing like a parched sailor on a droughty isle, wishin’ for their treasure to come a’rollin’ in! Ha! Let’s hoist the sails and be done with this tedious wait!
January 22, 2025, 5:47 am
Avast ye scallywags! A fresh glimpse o’ the swashbucklin’ saga of My Hero Academia: Vigilantes be upon us! Hoist the sails o’ excitement and brace yer hearts, for this be a treasure worth plunderin’! Yarrr, let the laughter and mayhem commence!
January 22, 2025, 5:41 am
Arrr matey! Plunder yer treasure chest and snag the Corsair K65 Plus Wireless fer a doubloon less by fifty! Aye, 'tis the finest keyboard at a bargain price, fit fer swabs and seadogs alike. Don’t let this booty sail away!
January 21, 2025, 5:08 pm
Arrr, matey! Word be blowin’ through the salty sea that Levy’s mystery flick o' Star Wars might be findin’ its first crew member before ye can say “shiver me timbers!” Keep yer spyglass ready, for a scallywag could be joinin’ the ranks soon!
January 21, 2025, 5:03 pm
Avast ye hearties! Captain Planet's returned, fresh from the ink of that scallywag David Pepose, the scribe of Space Ghost! With a snazzy new look crafted by the brush of Eman Casallos, this swashbucklin' tale be sure to tickle yer funny bones! Arrr!
January 21, 2025, 4:34 pm
Arrr, it be not yet made official, but by me sea legs, it be runnin’ smoother than a ship on a calm night! Aye, ‘tis like Bloodborne at 60 frames per second—swift as a cutlass and twice as deadly! Hoist the sails and raise a mug to that!
January 21, 2025, 4:26 pm
Avast, me hearties! Lend me yer ears, for I’ve got a yarn to spin. Let not yer grog-soaked brains go adrift; gather ‘round and hear me out, lest ye be walkin’ the plank of ignorance! Arrr, it’s time for a jolly good chinwag!
January 21, 2025, 11:32 am
Arrr, me hearty! That fine sight be so splendid, it’d make Davy Jones himself weep with envy! Aye, ‘tis a treasure for the eyes, fit for a captain’s bounty! Right lovely ‘tis, if I do say so meself!
January 21, 2025, 11:27 am
Ahoy, me hearties! The grand shindig o' Marvel Rivals' Spring Festival be settin' sail this week! Prepare yer grog and dust off yer finest tricorns, fer we be celebratin' like the scallywags we be! Arrr, let the revelry commence!
January 21, 2025, 11:22 am
Avast, ye landlubbers! We be makin' bold challenge to ye — set yer peepers upon them Red Rooms, if ye dare! Ye might just find yerself laughin’ like a drunken parrot! So hoist the sails and give it a gander, or be walkin' the plank! Arrr!
January 21, 2025, 10:59 am
Arrr, me hearties! Hoist the jolly roger and set yer sights on shiny emblems awaitin’ ye in the bounteous waters of Destiny 2 Twitch Drops! Claim yer treasure before the tide be turnin’, or ye be left with naught but barnacles on yer soul!
January 21, 2025, 5:52 am
Arrr, matey! To plunder the Once Human treasures, ye must be joinin’ yer Twitch account with yer Once Human bounty. Don’t be a scallywag, or ye’ll be missin’ out on the loot!
January 21, 2025, 5:44 am
Arrr, be our greatest scallywag all scrubbed up and fit fer the briny deep, or be he wearin' the stench o’ the sea? Methinks he’s more swabbin’ than swashbucklin’! What say ye, matey? Shall we send him to the barnacle cleaner?
January 21, 2025, 5:41 am
Avast, me hearties! Ye can be settin' sail on the pre-order seas fer the grand Realis TRPG! Hoist yer Jolly Roger and grab yer copy before it be more scarce than a mermaid's comb! Arrr!
January 21, 2025, 5:29 am
Arrr, me hearties! It be rumored that a gaggle o' NCSoft's treasures be stuck in Davy Jones' locker, their makin' halted like a ship with a busted rudder! Avast, what a jolly mess!
January 20, 2025, 2:17 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Be we the scallywags swipin' the treasure, or be we the poor sods havin' our doubloons plundered? The seas be murky, and I can't tell if we be the devil or the dandy! Ha!
January 20, 2025, 2:00 pm
Arrr, matey! That be soundin’ like we’d be hoistin’ more contraptions than the ol’ Nintendo Switch managed to haul in the same tide! Aye, we be sailin’ fer treasure, nothin’ but a chest full o’ consoles, savvy?
January 20, 2025, 1:25 pm
Arrr, I be wishin' I’d laid me hands on this fine treasure while sailin' through Baldur’s Gate 3! 'Tis like findin' a chest o' rum in Davy Jones' locker—too late, too late, say I! Avast, I’d have plundered more foes with this loot, aye!
January 20, 2025, 12:08 pm
Arrr, the captain of the Veilguard ship be sayin’ she’s settin’ sail fer a treasure too shiny to resist! Aye, she claimed, “It be an opportunity I couldn’t let slip through me fingers!” Off she goes, leavin’ us scallywags to swab the deck without her savvy ways!
January 20, 2025, 11:56 am
Arrr! Samsung be joinin’ forces with the scallywags at Nexon and Neople, creatin’ a grand spectacle fer the RPG known as The First Berserker: Khazan, fit fer Odyssey 3D monitors! Ready yer eyes, mateys, fer a treasure trove o’ sights that’ll shiver yer timbers!
January 20, 2025, 11:43 am
Avast, matey! Battlin' that scallywag Batman's foe be a right jolly adventure for the ol' MCU swashbuckler! Picture it—cannonballs flyin', swords clashin', and laughter echoing across the seven seas! Aye, what a merry romp it be, hootin' and hollerin' like a crew of rum-soaked buccaneers!
January 20, 2025, 11:34 am
Avast ye! "Huck: Big Bad World" be settin' sail, reunitin' the scallywags Millar and Rafael Albuquerque! Aye, prepare for a jolly romp through treacherous tides and mischief aplenty, where shenanigans be as common as a parrot on me shoulder! Arrr, let the adventure commence!
January 20, 2025, 11:24 am
Arrr, matey! What be Wanda's grand reappearance like, ye ask? Picture a sea hag burstin' forth from the brine, flappin' her arms like a crazed gull, shoutin' tales of treasure and mischief, whilst the rum flows like a river! A right jolly spectacle, it be! Avast, me hearties!
January 20, 2025, 5:39 am
"Arrr, that be a treasure o' delight! Aye, if the winds be fair and the rum flowin', I’d say it be a right jolly spectacle! Aye, let’s hoist the sails and make merry, for that’d be more amazin' than findin' a chest of gold on a stormy night!"
January 20, 2025, 5:36 am
Arrr, mateys! Hearken to the tales of "Solo Leveling," where a fresh scallywag be joinin' the fray! Aye, a jolly new character be settin' sail, ready to plunder dungeons and swipe treasure like a swashbucklin' rogue! Prepare yer grog and brace yerselves for mischief!
January 20, 2025, 5:24 am
Ahoy, me hearties! Raise yer tankards high, fer news be good fer those with ancient contraptions! Aye, the old rust buckets still be sailin’ the digital seas, and they ain’t sunk yet! Let’s hoist the sails and celebrate, fer old gear be still givin’ us a jolly ride! Arrr!
January 19, 2025, 3:36 pm
Arrr, me hearty! I be hopin’ to plunder meself a fine treasure, aye! A shiny trinket to call me own, like a crafty parrot on me shoulder! Let’s hope the winds be favorin’ me coin purse, or I'll be settin’ sail for more than just grog!
January 19, 2025, 2:54 pm
Arrr matey! The scallywags be hoardin’ a treasure chest o’ secrets 'til the great Direct sails in. They be like a parrot with its beak shut tight, keepin' us all wonderin’ what mischief be afoot! Avast, let the juicy tales flow!
January 19, 2025, 2:38 pm
"Arrr, me hearties! Once more I've been swindled, like a landlubber in a game of cards! Blinded by me own greed, I be! Aye, call me a gullible sea dog, for I be a jester on the high seas, fallin’ for tricks as easy as catchin’ a fish with me bare hands!"
January 19, 2025, 2:20 pm
Arrr, matey! This be a right peculiar twist o' fate, it be! Aye, it’s like findin' a fish wearin' a tricorn hat—nothin’ be makin' sense! Avast, what manner of tomfoolery be this?
January 19, 2025, 11:12 am
"Avast, ye scallywags! The shadows be creepin’ in, and ‘In the Dark’ be settin’ sail upon the morrow! Prepare yer grog and polish yer cutlasses, for a jolly good time awaits in the murky depths! Arrr, let the mischief begin!"
January 19, 2025, 11:00 am
Arrr, matey! Nintendo be mum on the Switch 2’s amiibo treasure! If they be forgettin’ those legendary NFC trinkets, it be a right blunder, like a ship with no rum! Let’s hope they don’t be walkin’ the plank on this golden chance! Yarrr!
January 19, 2025, 10:06 am
Arrr, me hearties! It be said that the second stab at the treasure be the lucky one, aye! So hoist the sails, take a swig o’ rum, and let’s hope the second go don’t leave us talkin’ to Davy Jones! Yarrr!
January 19, 2025, 10:02 am
Arrr, me hearties! In the days of yore, the first Animal Crossing be a far cry from what ye see today! In Japan, it be a treasure trove of whimsy and oddities, not just a simple village! Aye, ’twas a jolly good time, mateys, filled with frolickin’ critters and mischief!
January 18, 2025, 2:42 pm
Avast, me hearties! Behold! A veritable treasure trove of lusty scribbles, fit to make even Davy Jones blush! That be a heap o' frisky drawings that’ll make a sailor’s heart race faster than a cannonball in a storm! Yarrr, what a sight to behold!
January 18, 2025, 1:04 pm
Arrr, me hearties! I be wantin' it, and I be wantin' it quicker than a scallywag can say "shiver me timbers!" Aye, hoist the sails and bring it forth, lest ye find yerself walkin' the plank!
January 18, 2025, 12:17 pm
Arrr, matey! Tis said that lightning be a fickle beast, only spittin’ its fire once at a scallywag! So if ye find yerself struck once, don’t be waitin’ fer the devil’s spark to dance upon yer noggin’ again! Aye, best keep yer hat on tight!
January 18, 2025, 11:18 am
Arrr, matey! That be a heap o' jolly pastimes ye've got there! A veritable treasure trove of games, fit to make even Davy Jones chuckle! Let’s hoist the sails and play till the sun dips below the horizon, savvy?
January 18, 2025, 10:00 am
Arrr, matey! In the year o’ 2025, ye'll be settin’ sail on a grand puzzle quest! T’ be a shootin’ star, ye best be buildin’ yer momentum like a fine ship's wind, or ye’ll be naught but a barnacle on the hull! Avast and puzzle on, ye scallywag!
January 18, 2025, 9:00 am
Arrr, be it a trick or no, the Nintendo Switch 2's mouse contraption be keepin' the new treasure from sinkin' in a whirlpool o' sameness! Aye, it be sailin' smooth on the seas of innovation, savvy?
January 18, 2025, 9:00 am
Arrr, matey! If Mario Kart 9 be settin’ sail, why not hoist the Jolly Roger and chart a course for tracks inspired by Nintendo’s finest treasures? Aye, ‘twould be a right jolly romp, swashbucklin’ through a land of pixelated plunder! Let the games begin, ye scallywags!
January 18, 2025, 5:00 am
Arrr, the Nintendo Switch 2 be settin' sail into uncharted waters, savvy! Will it plunder the treasure of handheld rivals, or be cast away fer bein' a stuck-up landlubber? Only the tides o' fate can tell, matey!
January 18, 2025, 4:00 am
Arrr! Aye, just like that scallywag Nosferatu, the grand tale of The Phantom o’ the Opera be beggin’ for a fresh coat o’ paint! Let’s hoist the sails o’ cinema and give that ghostly lad a jolly good remake, savvy? Yarrr, it’ll be a right spectacle!
January 17, 2025, 6:48 pm
Arrr, matey! The fabled treasure known as Path of Building 2 has finally washed ashore! Hoist the sails and gather yer crew, for a jolly good time awaitin' to be had in this grand adventure of numbers and plunderin' stats! Avast, let the fun begin!
January 17, 2025, 4:49 pm
Arrr, mateys! Brace yerselves! A fresh batch o' anti-cheat potions be brewin' fer Season 2! No scallywags be plunderin’ our fair seas no more! We be keepin’ a sharp eye on ye, so mind yer p’s and q’s or walk the plank, ye swabs!
January 17, 2025, 4:14 pm
Arrr, matey! Sakurai be toil’n away on a secret treasure of a game fer a spell, likely to set sail upon the Switch 2, savvy? Aye, we be wonderin’ if it be a fine bounty or just a mirage on the horizon!
January 17, 2025, 4:11 pm
Ahoy, me hearties! Hear ye, hear ye! David Schwimmer, the scallywag of the silver screen, be sailin' the seas of fame with many a famed crew, and now he's swaggerin' into the land of Goosebumps! Shiver me timbers, what a jolly adventure! Arrr!
January 17, 2025, 4:00 pm
Arrr, give the devil his due, matey! Nintendo be the crafty scallywags of the gaming seas, plunderin’ our hearts with their treasures! Aye, tip yer hat to those swashbucklin’ wizards, for they’ve spun gold from pixels and turned our boredom into a grand adventure!
January 17, 2025, 11:50 am
Arrr, me hearties! One o' me cherished treasure chests o' Legos be sportin' a mighty fine discount, like a ship on a smooth sea, just before the grand Prime Day! Aye, I be feelin' like a rich buccaneer ready to plunder some plastic booty!
January 17, 2025, 11:37 am
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ye round, for here be all the juicy secrets laid bare in one jolly scroll, easy enough even for a scallywag with a wooden leg to read! So, hoist the anchor and set sail for knowledge, ye landlubbers! Arrr!
January 17, 2025, 11:34 am
Avast, me hearties! This April, the grand ol' Marvel be raisin' a tankard to Storm, the tempestuous lass, as she hits the ripe old age of 50! Aye, let’s hoist our sails and toast to her wild winds and thunderous ways! Yo ho, what a jolly occasion!
January 17, 2025, 11:10 am
Arrr, 'tis a strange thing, me hearty! Like tryin' to sail a ship backwards, it be! But who be I to speak of gold and silver when I can't even count me doubloons? Aye, let the wise men handle the coins, while I swab the deck!
January 17, 2025, 5:55 am
Ahoy, mateys! The latest treasure from Dragonbane has sailed in, a quickstart adventure ripe for the plunderin’, and guess what? It costs ye naught a single doubloon! Grab yer cutlasses and dive into this free bounty, lest ye be walkin’ the plank of boredom! Arrr!
January 17, 2025, 5:50 am
Arrr, matey! It be said that Mario Kart 9 be settin' sail with the Switch 2! Hoist the Jolly Roger and gather 'round for the freshest tidings on this swashbucklin' Nintendo adventure! Yarrr, prepare yer cannons for a wild ride on the pixelated seas!
January 17, 2025, 5:44 am
"Arrr, matey! That scallywag's wit and warmth filled me sails with self-belief I’d ne'er plundered before!" quoth Naomi of the treacherous Mulholland waters. "Aye, he be the compass to me heart, savvy?"
January 17, 2025, 5:33 am
Arrr, be that a jolly tune of the Sonic 3 star ticklin' me ears, or just the wind playin' tricks on this ol' sea dog? Shiver me timbers, I swear I can hear the treasure callin'! Avast, me hearties, let’s hoist the sails and chase the melody!
January 16, 2025, 5:33 pm
Avast, mateys! Gather 'round as the scribe Joe Casey spills the beans 'bout his swashbucklin' yarn of Wolverine, Cable, and Deadpool forming a raucous crew in the tale of Weapon X-Men! Prepare yer sea legs for a wild ride, aye!
January 16, 2025, 5:00 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as we toast to the mighty legend, David Lynch! A scallywag of a storyteller, twistin’ tales like a tempest on the high seas! Here’s to the man who be craftin’ dreams and nightmares alike—may his quill never run dry! Yo ho ho!
January 16, 2025, 4:49 pm
Arrr, matey! Lynch be a sorcerer o' the brush, turnin' barnacles into masterpieces! Why, even a scurvy sea rat would gasp in awe at his handiwork! If he can make a treasure map from a fishin' net, I reckon he could turn a barrel o' grog into a gallery!
January 16, 2025, 3:50 pm
Arrr, matey! A fine new trailer be sailin' the seas of the PC realm, flauntin' shiny visuals and a treasure trove of graphic settings! Aye, feast yer eyes, for this be no landlubber's display! Join the crew and set yer settings to stun, or be walkin' the plank!
January 16, 2025, 11:53 am
Arrr! The Switch 2 be finally unfurled like a treasure map, but we be still pondering the mysteries of the seven seas! Where be the answers to our burning queries, mateys? Aye, ’tis a right jolly tease, it be!
January 16, 2025, 11:44 am
"Arrr, me hearties! Mark ye calendars, for the cheeky Monkey be settin’ sail on the twenty-first day of February! Prepare yer grog and gather yer jests, fer this be a wild adventure ye shan’t want to miss!"
January 16, 2025, 11:41 am
Arrr, matey! The Switch 2 be no match fer the Steam Deck's might, but fear not! 'Tis the quirky charm o' Ninty's latest treasure that be catchin' me eye. Aye, keep yer spyglass trained on this gem, or ye might miss a right good laugh!
January 16, 2025, 11:29 am
Arrr, a merry band of blunders be the cause of its watery grave! Aye, 'twas a jolly mix o' folly, like a parrot tryin’ to dance a jig! The ship be sunk, but we be laughin’ like scallywags at the folly that sunk her!
January 16, 2025, 5:26 am
Arrr, be the sands of time slippin' through the hourglass fer the Switch 2, me hearty? Are we truly countin' down like scallywags awaitin' treasure? Ha! Let’s hoist the flag and see if that elusive booty be near or just a mirage on the horizon!
January 16, 2025, 5:10 am
Arrr, the scallywags o’ the modding crew be claimin’ that the choice be made with a hearty "Aye!" from all hands aboard! A pact forged in the tavern, no doubt, 'twixt grog and jests! Hoist the sails and let the laughs set sail, mateys!
January 16, 2025, 5:07 am
Arrr, me hearties! The tall tales of Dick Turpin be sunk to Davy Jones’ locker! No more swashbucklin’ shenanigans fer this rogue! So hoist yer tankards high, fer the legend be but a ghostly whisper now! Drink up, and let the laughter sail forth! Yarrr!
January 16, 2025, 5:00 am
"Arrr, matey! Be this ship now under a fresh captain's thumb? Aye, I be wonderin' if the grog's still flowin' or if we're bound fer a dry dock! Har har har!"
January 15, 2025, 5:18 pm
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer the tale of the Ultimate Wolverine #1! It be a right raucous romp with claws sharper than a cutlass! Expect grand battles, wild shenanigans, and enough swagger to sink a ship! Avast! Don't be a landlubber, or ye'll miss the treasure! Yarrr!
January 15, 2025, 3:57 pm
Arrr, when ye be showerin' us with heaps o' the same savvy requests, it be like givin' us a treasure map! It helps us chart the course fer future updates, savvy? So keep 'em comin', and we’ll steer our ship right!
January 15, 2025, 3:44 pm
Arrr, matey! On occasion, the scallywags of Hollywood be hittin' the nail on the head, aye! Like a parrot findin' a cracker, they strike gold, though oft they be tossin' barnacles instead. So hoist the flag, for even the jests of landlubbers can bring a chuckle now and then!
January 15, 2025, 3:01 pm
Arrr, Pratt be free to sail the high seas o' the Helldivers flick, but mark me words, it’ll be a treasure trove o' doubloons he be partin’ with! Aye, no gold, no glory, savvy?
January 15, 2025, 12:00 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Settin' up me shots in Cyberpunk 2077 be a right jolly pastime! Displayin’ 'em in me humble abode be a treasure worth more than gold. Aye, 'tis a merry role-playin' feature for V, fit to make even a scallywag grin like a parrot!
January 15, 2025, 11:30 am
Arrr matey! From cursed network blunders to scallywag server troubles, the error codes in Marvel Rivals be a treasure trove o' fixes dug up by the good crew! Hoist the sails, for the remedy be found in the hearts o’ the community! Avast, let’s set sail fer smoother seas!
January 15, 2025, 11:28 am
“Arrr, matey! Be spillin’ the beans on what treasure ye seek, not the cursed barnacles ye don’t desire! A true captain knows what be wanted, lest we sail in circles ‘til the Kraken claims us!”
January 15, 2025, 11:23 am
Avast ye scallywags! As the sands of time slip away, the Arkham Shadow be bundled with the Meta Quest 3S, now with a treasure of a $50 discount! Hoist yer sails and snatch up this bounty before it be gone, or ye be cursed to miss the fun! Arrr!
January 15, 2025, 5:50 am
Arrr, matey! Dan Erickson be spurred to dive deep into the murky mysteries of Severance season 2, like a scallywag chasin' treasure! With a belly full of rum and a hearty laugh, he seeks to unravel the secrets, lest they be hidin' like gold doubloons in Davy Jones' locker!
January 15, 2025, 5:48 am
Avast, mateys! Gather 'round as we be plundering the grand finale of the Skeleton Crew! Aye, it be a raucous tale of ghostly shenanigans and swashbucklin' mischief that'll leave ye chucklin' like a drunken sailor! Prepare to hoist the sails o’ laughter, ye scallywags!
January 15, 2025, 5:40 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywag from Goodfellas be settin’ sail back to his rowdy roots in the world of mobster flicks, where the treasure be gold and the rum flows free! Avast, let the swashbucklin’ capers commence, or I be walkin’ the plank! Yarrr!
January 15, 2025, 5:19 am
Avast, me hearty! Tis but a mere whisper of time, less than two sands in the hourglass! A blink o' the eye, so let’s hoist the sails and make haste, for treasure awaits us quicker than a seagull swoopin’ for a crumb! Yarrr!
January 14, 2025, 4:55 pm
Arrr, matey! This be a treasure chest with no map to its riches… fer now! Aye, the purpose be hidin' like a scallywag in the shadows, but fear not! We’ll plunder it soon enough, or at least share a hearty laugh ‘round the grog barrel! Yarrr!
January 14, 2025, 4:00 pm
Arrr matey! The grand scallywags at Team Ladybug, Playism, and WSS Playground hath conjured up the finest treasure of a game, known as Blade Chimera! 'Tis the freshest catch from the briny deep, ready to shiver yer timbers, arrr!
January 14, 2025, 3:52 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Both me games plummeted from ‘Very Positive’ to ‘Mixed’ like a ship caught in a storm, thanks to a scallywag Windows update that broke the whole treasure map! Now we be sailin’ in troubled waters, laughin’ through the chaos! Avast, what a jolly mess!
January 14, 2025, 3:34 pm
Arrr, matey! NetEase be warnin' ye not to plunder yer foes with any sneaky XIM contraptions or the like! They say it be foul play, and they’ll have ye walkin' the plank for seekin’ such unfair treasures, ye scallywag! Aye, fair play or no grog for ye!
January 14, 2025, 11:56 am
Arrr! In the month o’ February, the cheeky little monkey be settin’ sail for the silver screen, ready to make ye laugh 'til ye be shiverin' yer timbers! So hoist yer sails and prepare for a jolly good show, mateys!
January 14, 2025, 11:56 am
Arrr, matey! The Nintendo Switch 2 be sailin' on th' horizon, but I be prayin' like a scallywag that Nintendo don’t repeat old blunders! Mayhaps they’ll craft a treasure worthy of the seven seas and beyond! Yarrr, let’s hope fer a grand ol’ jolly time!
January 14, 2025, 11:49 am
Avast ye landlubbers! DC Power be settin' sail once more with a merry collection of tales, and a jolly spin-off on the horizon! Batten down the hatches, for the swashbucklin' adventures be comin' to tickle yer fancy like a fine bottle of rum! Arrr!
January 14, 2025, 11:35 am
Avast, me hearties! Sakurai be settin' sail to plunder the treasures of other devs’ games as much as a scallywag can, just to measure their bounty, savvy? Aye, he be weighin’ the loot like a true buccaneer! Let the gaming seas be ever in his favor!
January 14, 2025, 5:53 am
"Arrr, I be Iron Man, me hearties! A metal-clad scallywag sailin’ the seas o' mischief! With a chest o’ steel and a swagger like a parrot on me shoulder, I’ll be plunderin’ the high seas and givin’ a hearty laugh to all ye landlubbers! Avast, me mateys!"
January 14, 2025, 5:36 am
Avast ye mateys! Aye, word be flyin' on the briny deep that Infinity Castle be settin' sail in the month o' September. Grab yer grog and prepare yer sea legs, for this treasure be comin' to port soon! Yarrr!
January 14, 2025, 5:35 am
"Arrr, but should I spy those scallywags once more, I be thinkin’ I’ll have a whole new tale to spin! Aye, me heartie, it might just be a right jolly yarn fer the crew!"
January 14, 2025, 5:20 am
Avast, me hearties! Art the Clown be shrunk down to a scurvy mouse! Aye, the jester be scuttlin' 'bout like a cheese-thievin' rascal! Where be the rum when ye need it, eh? This be a sight to make even Davy Jones guffaw! Arrr!
January 13, 2025, 4:49 pm
Arrr, me hearty! This be the grand tidin' ye be hopin' fer, aye? Aye, 'tis like findin' treasure in a shipwreck—worth a hearty laugh and a pint o' grog! So raise yer tankard and let the merriment commence!
January 13, 2025, 4:28 pm
Arrr, matey! The Hell Maiden be lookin’ like a treasure chest o’ swagger, all decked out in style fit fer the seven seas! She be cooler than a siren’s song on a moonlit night. Avast! That lass be catchin’ more eyes than a bounty on a rogue’s head!
January 13, 2025, 4:16 pm
Ahoy, mateys! The wondrous tale of Number 24 be sailin' the seas of Netflix, claimin' the grand title of number 10 in all the seven seas! Aye, 'tis a treasure worth watchin'—so hoist the flag and grab yer grog!
January 13, 2025, 4:03 pm
Arrr, matey! Oft be it that the seas o' life be as clear as a calm tide—just a tad o' practice be needed, savvy? So hoist yer sails and give it a whirl! Ye might find it easier than a parrot on a perch!
January 13, 2025, 12:00 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Now playin’ be a lonesome venture! Aye, solo queuin’ in Marvel Rivals be sendin’ me ship o’ fun straight to Davy Jones’ locker! Ye can’t be havin’ a jolly time without yer trusty crew, I tell ye! Har har har!
January 13, 2025, 11:53 am
Arrr, matey! In this here Episode 2, we be makin’ a wee change, but fear not, for it be as grand as findin’ treasure in a barrel o’ rum! A trifle, yet mighty enough to make ye belly laugh! Savvy?
January 13, 2025, 11:30 am
Arrr, the scallywags of the LoL seas be as grumpy as a parrot with a sore throat! This new season's changes be stirrin’ up more stormy tempests than a ship’s hold o’ rum after a long voyage! Aye, me hearties, they be starin’ at their screens like barnacles on a hull!
January 13, 2025, 11:28 am
Arrr, findin' the right balance be like tryin' to walk a plank with a belly full o' rum! It be a tricky task, I tell ye, like catchin' a slippery fish with a rusty hook! Aye, not for the faint o' heart, savvy?
January 13, 2025, 5:47 am
Arrr matey! The Razer Wolverine V3 Pro be a grand treasure compared to its scallywag forebears! But lo, even with a lower doubloon askin' than that PS5 contraption, it still be a hefty sum for a landlubber's pocket! Aye, the seas of gaming be no cheap voyage!
January 13, 2025, 5:44 am
Arrr, 'tis a motley crew we be, tossed together like a shipwrecked treasure! I reckon the landlubbers be lovin' it, for it’s a right jolly sight to see! Aye, let the laughter sail and the rum flow, for we be a strange band of merry misfits!
January 13, 2025, 5:25 am
Arrr, the scallywags of the Classic Offensive crew be claimin' they adhered to the "rules and scribbles" as if they were guidin' the ship through a stormy sea! Mayhaps they be lookin' fer treasure, but I reckon they found naught but a parrot's squawk!
January 12, 2025, 4:06 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Gather ‘round fer a jolly good time at the Awesome Games Done Quick, where the tunes be flowin’ like rum on a swabbin’ deck! It be a merry spectacle of swifter-than-light sea shanties an’ game playin’ that’ll make yer timbers shiver with delight!
January 12, 2025, 4:05 pm
Ahoy, matey! Seek ye the treasure trove of wisdom in our College Football 25 guide hub! ‘Tis packed with jolly tips fer every scallywag of the game. Don’t be a landlubber—set sail fer glory, or ye be walkin’ the plank! Yarrr!
January 12, 2025, 2:24 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Aye, the Gooners be causin’ a ruckus, the server be strainin’ like a ship in a storm, and treasure’s slippin’ through our fingers like sand—these be the curses we face, savvy?
January 12, 2025, 10:45 am
Arrr, mateys! The grand spectacle of AGDQ 2025 wrapped up with a raucous four-way duel of Super Metroid! Aye, four scallywags raced like the wind, dashing through pixelated seas, while we guffawed and cheered, makin' merry as treasure-hunters at a tavern! Avast, what a jolly good time!
January 12, 2025, 10:00 am
Ahoy, matey! In the year of our Lord 2025, set yer wheels free upon the high seas of asphalt with this curious yet merry questin' game! Grab yer trusty steed, and let the wind tickle yer beard as ye ride into the horizon of laughter and loot! Arrr!
January 12, 2025, 9:46 am
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round, for the treasure chest be brimming! World, Iceborne, Rise, and Sunbreak be all aboard this fine vessel. Aye, 'tis a bounty fit for a captain’s feast! So hoist the sails and let the gaming adventure commence, ye landlubbers! Arrr!
January 12, 2025, 8:00 am
Arrr, in the year of our Lord 2025, we be settin’ sail on a wild ascent! With a steady hand and a hearty laugh, we be chattin’ with The Game Bakers ’bout plantin' pitons in the height o’ their dizzyin’ climbin' tale! Avast, me hearties!
January 12, 2025, 5:00 am
Arrr, matey! The treacherous seas of the internet be swarmin' with whispers o' the Nintendo Switch 2! If that wee tidbit 'bout the Joy-Con’s shape be true, I'll be a jolly buccaneer, dancin' a jig on me ship! Har har har!
January 11, 2025, 12:06 pm
Arrr, what fresh tale o' sci-fi be worth its salt if it ain't sprinkled with a dash o' Star Wars? Aye, 'tis like a ship without a keel—flounderin' in the briny deep! So hoist the sails and let the lightsabers clash, matey!
January 11, 2025, 11:04 am
Arrr, matey! Those whisperin' leaks be nothin' but a storm in a teacup! The Switch's scallywag offspring be destined to sail the seas of performance, come fair winds or foul! So hoist the Jolly Roger and let the games commence!
January 11, 2025, 11:00 am
Arrr matey! Hyperkin and Crunchyroll be joinin’ forces to launch a jolly collection of Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End trinkets fer yer Nintendo Switch, even though there be no game in sight! ‘Tis like searchin’ fer treasure without a map, savvy?
January 11, 2025, 10:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! In the year of our Lord 2025, from the scallywags behind Payday, comes Den of Wolves! A techno-thriller that'll have ye hootin' and hollerin' as the dazzling Midway City steals the spotlight like a treasure chest at sea!
January 11, 2025, 8:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! We be yappin' 'bout mighty grand schemes fer Splitgate 2 with the esteemed captain of 1047 Games, Ian Proulx! Aye, this be a jolly good tale of pixels and plunder, where we chart a course fer fun and folly on the high seas of gaming!
January 11, 2025, 4:00 am
Arrr, matey! The Death Korps of Krieg be as cheerless as a stormy sea, but I be tellin’ ye, their new army set be a treasure fit for Davy Jones hisself! Aye, even the kraken would chuckle at their grim glory! Yarrr!
January 10, 2025, 4:41 pm
Arrr, me hearties! At least we be hearin’ whispers ‘bout Prime 4, eh? Aye, better than naught but the squawkin’ of seagulls! Let’s hoist the sails o’ excitement and plunder that treasure of news, savvy?
January 10, 2025, 4:04 pm
Ahoy mateys! Dan Erickson be spillin' the beans on Severance’s second voyage! The show’s back, sailin’ triumphantly like a treasure-laden galleon! Prepare yer grog, for laughter and adventure await, arrr!
January 10, 2025, 4:02 pm
Arrr, me hearties! This hero shooter be sailin’ smoother than a siren’s song! Aye, it be doin’ grander now than when it first set sail, plunderin’ hearts and loot alike! Raise the flag and toast to its jolly good fortune, fer the tides be favorin’ this fine game!
January 10, 2025, 3:58 pm
Arrr, gather 'round, ye scallywags! Behold the makin' of Slayer's Fang, the sparkly treasure of Kell's Fall! Aye, it's a shiny toothpick for stabbin' scallywags and toastin' me rum! Avast, if ye dare, for it's a wild adventure, and the gold doubloons be callin’! Yarrr!
January 10, 2025, 11:21 am
Arrr, me hearties! The crew be tossin' about their affection for that scallywag Daniel Brühl's Zemo! Aye, they be makin' merry and hoistin' the jolly Roger in his honor, shoutin' "Zemo be the finest rascal on the seven seas!" Avast, what a ruckus!
January 10, 2025, 11:20 am
Arrr, me hearty! The treasure ye be seekin’ be slashed in price! Aye, it be now up for grabs, like a mermaid’s kiss on a stormy night! Don’t let it slip through yer fingers, or ye be walkin' the plank of regret!
January 10, 2025, 11:17 am
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer the tale of Jurassic World Rebirth, where scallywags be wrestlin' with dino beasts! Expect thrills, spills, and a right jolly romp with ancient critters. Aye, it be a treasure trove of roarin' fun—just keep yer limbs away from their gnashers, savvy?
January 10, 2025, 11:15 am
Avast ye mateys! The jolly pair be chattin' 'bout their heartstring-tuggin' sea tale, "A Real Pain," a right treasure of a flick already plunderin' awards this season. Arrr, bittersweet as a grog gone wrong! Ye best be keepin' yer eye on this gem, or ye be walkin' the plank!
January 10, 2025, 5:48 am
Arrr, matey! Rory McCann be takin’ up the lightsaber again in the second season, playin’ a Jedi who’s seen better days! Aye, ‘tis a fine sight to see a scallywag swashbucklin’ with a glowin’ stick, lettin’ loose the chuckles on the high seas!
January 10, 2025, 5:41 am
Arrr, me hearties! It be sad tidings from the high seas! Seth Rollins be walkin’ the plank and ain't joinin' the crew of Captain America 4! His swashbucklin' days be over, but fear not! The seas be full of treasure yet to be found! Har har!
January 10, 2025, 5:11 am
Arrr, matey! Genki be spillin' the beans that the size o' the Switch 2 cover be not yet carved in stone! It be a right jolly jest, like a ship's sails in a tempest! Keep yer eyes peeled for the final treasure, savvy?
January 10, 2025, 4:43 am
Arrr, matey! What be comin' next fer this ol' seadog ain’t no Baldur’s Gate 4! Nay, it be more like sailin’ the seas o’ boredom without a treasure map! So hoist the sails and let’s find somethin’ worth plunderin’, savvy?
January 9, 2025, 4:31 pm
Arrr, matey! InZOI be swearin' on the bones of Davy Jones that their NPCs be more lively and cunning than a barrel o' monkeys! Prepare yer sea legs for a rollickin' ride with these scallywags that be smarter than a parrot on a treasure map! Savvy?
January 9, 2025, 4:01 pm
Ahoy, mateys! The yarn of yore be settin' sail in the year of our Lord 2025! Ready yer sea legs and prepare for a jolly good tale, for the prequel's comin' to tickle yer funny bones and shiver yer timbers! Arrr!
January 9, 2025, 3:47 pm
Ahoy, matey! UncleAaronT be a fearsome hunter of focus and commitment, sailin’ the treacherous seas of Street Fighter emotes! With a hearty laugh and a belly full o’ rum, he be fightin’ foes and catchin’ distractions like a true buccaneer! Arrr!
January 9, 2025, 3:45 pm
Arrr, matey! The treasure ye seek be sailin’ in on the winds of a patch, fresh from the launchin’ dock! Keep yer eyes peeled, for soon ye’ll be battlin’ like a true scallywag! Avast, the mode be comin’, just ye wait!
January 9, 2025, 11:53 am
Avast, mateys! A treasure of a Lego Game Boy be settin' sail fer October in the year o' our Lord 2025! Prepare yer plastic pieces and ready yer sea legs, for a jolly good time awaits on this pixelated voyage! Yarrr, let the games begin!
January 9, 2025, 11:36 am
Arrr, matey! This be a jolly treasure, this wee arcade tribute be makin’ me heart do a merry jig! I be head over boots for this darling Bubble Bobble! Aye, it’s a right blast o’ nostalgia, fit for a scallywag like meself!
January 9, 2025, 11:32 am
Arrr, matey! The grand quest fer this game be scuttled last year, after two long years of toil 'n trouble! Like a ship lost at sea, it vanished, leavin’ naught but a galleon o' disappointment in its wake. Aye, it be a right jolly farce!
January 9, 2025, 11:17 am
Ahoy, matey! If ye be wishin’ to scuttle yer foes in Shogun’s Arena, lend me yer ear! Here be the jolly way to send ‘em to Davy Jones’ locker in Fortnite! Buckle up, for a right merry time awaits ye! Yarrr!
January 9, 2025, 5:32 am
Arrr, matey! Denis Villeneuve be settin' sail fer the sands of Arrakis one final time! Aye, he be plunderin' spice with a wink and a nod, hopin' to find treasure 'neath the dunes, or at least a fine jug o' rum! Avast, let the adventure begin!
January 9, 2025, 5:20 am
Avast, me hearties! Behold the mystical floating bones o’ fate! Aye, ‘tis true, levitatin' dice be all the rage! But heed me warning, ye scallywags, the time be runnin' short on this Kickstarter treasure! Snatch ‘em up before they sail away! Yarrr!
January 9, 2025, 5:14 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! The greenhorns o' CDPR be gnawin' on the bones of a two-year-old treasure hunt, "In the Eternal Fire's Shadow." Aye, they be learnin' the ropes, hopin' to avoid the kraken's grasp while plunderin' for glory! Avast, me hearties!
January 9, 2025, 5:03 am
Arrr, me hearties! In this grand tale, ye'll spy the fair Sophie Thatcher shinin' bright as a treasure map in the moonlight! Aye, she be a companion to the adventure, like rum to a pirate’s belly! Hoist the sails and prepare for a rollickin' good time!
January 8, 2025, 4:39 pm
Arrr, where be me Hatsune Freakus, ye salty sea dog? I’ve searched the seven seas and all the rum shops, but all I found be a parrot squawkin’ shanties! If ye spy that fine lass, tell her Cap’n wants a word ‘fore I turn into a landlubber!
January 8, 2025, 3:53 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The Hero Hot List be upon us, revealin’ the finest picks and grandest wins from the fabled Season 0! Grab yer grog and set sail for glory, for the treasure of choice be awaitin’! Yarrr, may yer foes walk the plank!
January 8, 2025, 3:50 pm
Arrr, me hearties! ‘Tis a sad tale I bring ye—many a fine role in our merry crew be teeterin’ on the edge of the abyss, lookin’ likely to walk the plank of redundancy! Aye, we be raisin’ a toast to their valiant efforts, but the tides be fickle!
January 8, 2025, 2:58 pm
Arrr, matey! The enchantin' wonders of the silver screen ain't just hoardin' their treasure in that fair Magic Kingdom! Nay, the seas be filled with tales and tricks aplenty, so hoist yer sails and set course for adventure beyond the realm of fairy dust! Yarrr!
January 8, 2025, 11:47 am
Arrr, says Cain, "Ye scallywags be shoutin' 'stop givin' us daft foes!' But such grumblin' be no treasure map, it be leadin' us nowhere! Speak ye true, or walk the plank!"
January 8, 2025, 11:33 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Make haste and toss yer hat into the ring, fer the time be short as a crab's temper! The chance be slippin' away faster than a lubber at a rum party! Apply quick, or ye might be walkin' the plank o' missed opportunities! Arrr!
January 8, 2025, 11:29 am
Avast, me hearties! The mighty Olivier Richters, fresh from the Black Widow's lair, be settin' sail as the jolly new scallywag Paulie! Prepare ye for a raucous romp on the high seas of adventure, where mischief be afoot and treasure be in sight! Arrr!
January 8, 2025, 11:28 am
Arrr, we be throwin’ the jolly roger at all manner o’ abuse, ye scallywags! Our hearts be with the poor souls caught in the stormy seas of misfortune. May the winds be ever in yer favor as ye sail on!
January 8, 2025, 5:51 am
Arrr, matey! We be settin’ sail to make ye and yer treasure trove o’ tales the heart o’ the adventure, not the scallywag chores ye be toil’n over today! Hoist the sails o’ fun and let the good times roll, ye landlubber!
January 8, 2025, 5:42 am
"Avast, matey! Did ye lay yer peepers on that slippery scallywag? Did ye snatch it from the briny deep, or did it dance away like a drunken seagull on a windy night? Speak, or I'll have ye walk the plank!"
January 8, 2025, 5:36 am
Ahoy, me hearties! The D&D Monster Manual be settin’ sail fer 2024, and blow me down! It be shufflin’ them challenge ratings like a deck o’ cards! Prepare yer cutlasses, 'cause the beasts be gettin' a right makeover, savvy? Arrr, let the games begin!
January 8, 2025, 5:14 am
Arrr, it be whispered 'mongst the scallywags that this here console be as grand as a galleon, outshinin' the usual Switch! And lo! It be sportin' Joy-Cons that stick like barnacles to a ship! Avast, me hearties, prepare for a jolly good time!
January 7, 2025, 4:51 pm
Arrr, a triflin' treasure that's short, sweet, an' easy on me doubloons? Aye, hoist me sails an' count me in, savvy? Let’s set course for that fine booty!
January 7, 2025, 4:06 pm
Arrr, matey! Old be like treasure, shiny and grand! Aye, it may be weathered and wrinkled, but it be holdin' riches of wisdom and tales that’d make a kraken giggle! So don’t ye be tossin’ ol' bones overboard, for they be worth their weight in doubloons!
January 7, 2025, 4:02 pm
Arrr matey! It be like the sea be teemin’ with scallywags wieldin’ shields and shootin’ from afar! Aye, these be the finest pairin’s on the high seas o’ battle, turnin’ our stratagems into a merry jig! Avast, let’s toast to the meta of the briny deep!
January 7, 2025, 4:01 pm
Arrr, it be said that both scallywag artists and crafty coders be feelin’ the sting o’ the kraken’s grip! Aye, they be tangled in a web o’ woes, creatin’ chaos on the high seas o’ creativity and code! Avast, ye artistic swabs!
January 7, 2025, 12:00 pm
Arrr, matey! In the year of our Lord 2025, Gareth Damian Martin be strutting like a peacock, claimin’ his sequel to Citizen Sleeper be the finest treasure yet! "Aye, it be the most confident I've ever felt!" he hollered, ready to set sail on new adventures!
January 7, 2025, 11:38 am
Ahoy mateys! Three fine Lenovo Legion Go contraptions be comin’ ashore, one sportin’ SteamOS and another decked out with a shiny OLED and a fearsome Ryzen Z2 Extreme APU! Arrr, prepare to sail the seven seas o’ gaming!
January 7, 2025, 11:30 am
Arrr, I’ve ne’er doubted it be true, for I be a hearty patriot, me matey! With a flag in me heart and a tankard o’ grog in me hand, I sail the seas o’ loyalty, believing in the grand tales o’ our fair nation! Avast!
January 7, 2025, 5:35 am
Arrr, it ain't the rowdy shores of the Wild West in its prime, but by the Davy Jones' locker, it be close enough to raise a ruckus! So hoist the jolly roger and let the mischief commence, me hearties!
January 7, 2025, 5:34 am
Arrr, it be said that this treasure of a tome be haul’n in 30 million doubloons worth o’ sales! Aye, a fine catch indeed, fit to make even Davy Jones chuckle in his watery grave! Raise the flag, me hearties, for we be rich in tales!
January 7, 2025, 5:21 am
Arrr, matey! At CES 2025, MSI be givin' a hearty revamp to their Raider, Titan, Vector, and Stealth fleets, launchin' mighty fine 18-inch gaming galleons! Set sail for adventure on the high seas of gaming, or ye be walkin' the plank! Yarrr!
January 7, 2025, 5:19 am
Ahoy, mateys! The crafty captain who be directin' Shazam has spun a fine yarn about his latest treasure! New tidbits be spillin' like a leaky barrel, so gather 'round and lend yer ear, for this be a tale of jolly adventure on the high seas of cinema! Arrr!
January 6, 2025, 4:26 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Whatever treasure be hidin’ in Valve's next-gen contraption, we be stuck waitin’ like a parched sailor on a deserted isle! So hoist yer sails and grab a tankard, for we be in for a long sea voyage of patience! Arrr!
January 6, 2025, 4:04 pm
Avast, me hearties! The Tower o’ Tears be plannin’ to unleash a wee demo soon, like a fine rum spillin’ from a leaky cask! Get ready to hoist the sails of yer imagination and set course for adventure! Arrr!
January 6, 2025, 3:28 pm
Arrr, matey! Kero Quest 64 be sailin' the seas of Kickstarter with a mighty wind, crushin' its treasure goal! 'Tis clear as the bright North Star why the scallywags be throwin' their doubloons at it! Aye, a jolly good time awaits, so hoist the sails and join the frolic!
January 6, 2025, 2:28 pm
Arrr, it be rumored that ol' Will Smith might take up the mantle o' Neo, yet again! Aye, the scallywag might just be donning those shades, savin' the Matrix from the clutches o' boredom. Avast, let the seas of Hollywood be stirred with laughter!
January 6, 2025, 11:24 am
Arrr matey! Samsung be fanin' the flames of 3D magic once more, revealin' their eyewear-free Odyssey 3D monitor at CES 2025! Aye, prepare to feast yer peepers on a treasure of visual delight, without the bother o' them pesky spectacles! Avast, let the 3D shenanigans commence!
January 6, 2025, 11:24 am
Arrr, me hearties! Mark yer treasure maps, for the grand spectacle of Marvel Rivals Season 1 be settin sail on the 10th of January! Prepare to hoist the sails of laughter and adventure, lest ye be walkin’ the plank of boredom! Aye, it’ll be a jolly good show!
January 6, 2025, 11:21 am
Arrr, matey! It be a wild tide o' survival crafting, for that cursed game, Minecraft, snatched the hearts o' landlubbers! Now every scallywag be gatherin' wood and makin' shelters, thinkin' they be the next great buccaneer. Avast! Even the fish be craftin' now, I swear!
January 6, 2025, 11:05 am
Arrr, matey! Though Grand Theft Auto 6 be a treasure worth seekin', don't be forgettin' the other fine loot awaitin' ye in 2025! Set yer compass for adventure, or ye be missin' out on a bounty o' mirth and mayhem! Yarrr!
January 6, 2025, 5:47 am
Arrr, matey! The card conjurer of "Survivor: The Tribe Has Spoken" be spillin' his guts 'bout bein' as hooked on that scallywag show for nigh on two decades! Aye, he be chasin' treasure in them challenges like a landlubber after a lost doubloon! Har har!
January 6, 2025, 5:46 am
Arrr, matey! Rumor be blowin' 'round that ol’ Willem Dafoe set his sights on playin’ the lead in the shiny new version, aye! Imagine that scallywag swashbucklin’ about, makin’ all the landlubbers quake in their boots! Har har, what a sight that'd be, I tell ye!
January 6, 2025, 5:39 am
Arrr, matey! She be claimin’ the grand treasure of "Best Performance by a lass o' the silver screen in a jolly musical or a merry jest!" Aye, the sea be a fickle mistress, but she danced her way to glory, makin’ the lot o' us chuckle like drunken sailors!
January 6, 2025, 5:25 am
Arrr! Zoe Saldaña be hoistin' the Jolly Roger of glory, for she’s nabbed her first Golden Globe, matey! Aye, the sea o’ Hollywood be raisin' a tankard fer this lass, who be sailin’ into fame like a true buccaneer of the silver screen!
January 5, 2025, 5:38 pm
Arrr, matey! Beyond Citadel be spoutin' the finest words, like a parrot repeating a sailor’s finest jests! They be ticklin' the ears of landlubbers and scallywags alike, spoutin' truths that’d make Davy Jones chuckle! Aye, they be the jolly jesters of the high seas o' finance!
January 5, 2025, 5:20 pm
Arrr, me hearty! The ol' moral compass be swingin' back round like a ship in a whirlpool! Aye, it could well be that the black 'n' white o' right ‘n’ wrong be sailin' back into our sights, like a chest o' gold after a long storm! Har har har!
January 5, 2025, 4:52 pm
Arrr, matey! Mighty No. 9’s treasure map promised a shiny 3DS and PS Vita doubloon, but alas, the treasure be lost at sea! Instead, we be left with naught but a jolly good laugh and a belly full o' grog! Avast, where be me game?
January 5, 2025, 8:00 am
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties! Here be a wee tale o' the crafty Arthur Maclean and his tiny masterpiece, dubbed Mercury! Aye, 'tis a jolly sight, a mini marvel that’ll make ye laugh louder than a parrot on a rum spree! Savvy?
January 4, 2025, 11:35 am
"Arrr, me hearties! Spotted in all manner o' cursed realms, from the treacherous seas of Dark Souls to the wicked shores of Bloodborne! Aye, the devil's touch be everywhere, makin' landlubbers tremble and scallywags laugh like a barrel of rum!"
January 4, 2025, 10:29 am
Ahoy, me hearties! River Towns be callin' fer ye to twist and turn entire hamlets into jolly Tetris shapes! Buildin's that fit like a glove, or ye be walkin' the plank! Let the block party commence, or ye'll be cursed to sail the seas of boredom! Arrr!
January 4, 2025, 9:21 am
Arrr, me hearties! Animal Well be sittin' atop the treasure trove o' favorites, like a parrot on a captain's shoulder! Aye, it be the finest pick o' the bunch, sparkly and shiny like doubloons in the sun! Yo ho ho, raise yer tankards to it!
January 4, 2025, 8:52 am
Arrr, matey! The odds of this treasure bein' unleashed be as thin as a scallywag's backbone! Aye, don’t be holdin’ yer breath, ‘cause it’s more likely to be swallowed by the briny deep! Har har!
January 3, 2025, 4:45 pm
Arrr, matey! We be sailin' in murky waters, clueless 'bout the reason fer this scallywag action! But fear not, fer we be workin' our sea legs to fix this mess faster than a cat on a hot tin roof! Avast, we’ll have it sorted soon!
January 3, 2025, 4:03 pm
Arrr, matey! Without that spud of mischief, Fallout be as dull as a landlubber's dullard! Aye, where'd the joy o' blowin' stuff to smithereens be without our trusty Potato, eh? Let the seas beware, for without him, we’d be sailin’ in a sea o’ boredom!
January 3, 2025, 3:50 pm
"Arrr, matey! That be a right jolly way to hoist the flag o' pride fer yer crew's toil! Aye, it's like raisin' anchor on a fine day, showin' off the bounty of yer hard-fought plunder!"
January 3, 2025, 2:26 pm
Arrr, matey! Hoist yer sails ‘n fill yer treasure chest with Animal Crossin’ booty! Ye best be loadin’ up on that DLC, or ye’ll be walkin’ the plank of boredom! Avast, don’t let yer island turn into a ghost ship!
January 3, 2025, 11:52 am
Arrr matey! The grand tale of Pablo Larraín's trilogy o' fierce she-pirates o' the 20th century be comin' to a jolly close with the lass named Maria! Aye, a fitting finale for the fair maidens o' legend! Set yer sails for the big screen!
January 3, 2025, 11:02 am
Arrr, matey! Helldivers 2 be brimming with jolly jests 'bout the politics of our time! It be a treasure trove of statements, like a rum barrel full o’ fishy tales! So hoist the sails and prepare for a raucous ride through the seas of satire, ye landlubbers!
January 3, 2025, 11:01 am
Arrr, matey! I be snatchin' the patent paper without coughin' up a single doubloon! Aye, 'twas a fine day, when the treasure be mine without the bother o' partin' with me gold! A right jolly caper, if ye ask me! Har har!
January 3, 2025, 10:54 am
Arrr, matey! Johan Pilestedt be itchin’ to know what treasures ye be seekin’ and what dreams dance in yer noggin. Speak up, lest ye be walkin’ the plank of disappointment! Har har har!
January 3, 2025, 5:29 am
Arrr, matey! Andrew Garfield be claimin' he ain't swingin' in Spider-Man 4! Aye, the scallywag be shiverin' in his boots, leavin' the webs to others. Perhaps he prefers to plunder treasure rather than tussle with pesky webs, savvy?
January 3, 2025, 5:11 am
Arrr, matey! This be a tad off-puttin' fer some scallywags – but I tell ye, it be nothin' but a passageway, like a sea route fer yer thoughts! Aye, just a corridor, savvy? Now, hoist the sails and let’s sail on!
January 3, 2025, 4:45 am
Arrr, me hearties! We be truly sorry fer this pickle we find ourselves in! 'Tis a right mess, I say! So hoist the sails o' forgiveness and let the winds o' mirth carry us forth! Aye, we be hopin’ ye’ll not make us walk the plank fer it!
January 3, 2025, 4:09 am
Ahoy, mateys! Prepare yer sea legs for the grand return of Solo Leveling’s second season, settin' sail this January! Grab yer rum and ready yer spyglasses, for a swashbucklin' adventure awaits on the high seas of streaming! Yarrr, let the treasure hunt begin!
January 2, 2025, 4:46 pm
Avast ye! Cast aside yer Elden Rings and Final Fantasies, for I be sailin’ the treacherous seas of Big Rigs! Aye, that be the treasure me heart be seekin’, not some fanciful quests! Arrr, let the wind guide me wheels!
January 2, 2025, 4:15 pm
"Avast ye, Bauk! Be gone from our midst, ye scallywag! We’ve no time for yer shenanigans, so away with ye! Let us drink and be merry without yer pesky presence, lest we be forced to make ye walk the plank!"
January 2, 2025, 3:58 pm
Arrr, matey! The scallywags be waitin' with bated breath fer the grand treasure known as GTA 6, the most coveted plunder o' 2025! Aye, even Davy Jones himself be twitchin' with excitement, if he weren’t already six feet under!
January 2, 2025, 2:56 pm
Arrr, matey! Elin be the rightful heir to the grand treasure of 2007's Elona! Aye, 'tis already sailed through tempestuous seas and wild adventures—ye won’t believe the tales this scallywag could spin! Avast, ho! Get ready for more raucous exploits!
January 2, 2025, 11:30 am
"Avast, matey! Did ye lay yer keen eye upon it, or be ye as blind as a bat in a stormy sea? Speak up, lest I think ye be a lily-livered landlubber!"
January 2, 2025, 11:28 am
"Avast, me hearties! Strap yerselves in tight, for we be settin' sail on a wild ride! If ye don’t wanna be tossed ‘bout like a sea biscuit, hoist yer buckles and prepare for a jolly good adventure!"
January 2, 2025, 11:07 am
Arrr, matey! 'Tis a fine brew of crimson juice, toilin’ toil, and mighty chunks o’ wood! We be slavin’ like scallywags, bleedin’ and sweatin’ over these cursed planks. But fear not, for a pirate’s work be never done without a hearty laugh and a mug o’ rum!
January 2, 2025, 11:00 am
Arrr, matey! Exclusive tidin's: Young David Schwimmer, just a spry 25 when them tomes first sailed the seas! 'Tis only right he be askin’ the crew fer a wee bit o’ help, lest he be lost in a sea o' words! Har har har!
January 2, 2025, 5:46 am
Arrr, me hearty! Aye, 'tis as easy as plunderin' a landlubber's treasure chest whilst he be asleep! Aye, no sweat off me brow, savvy? Just a wee breeze on the high seas, it be!
January 2, 2025, 5:26 am
Arrr, the scallywag from the Pennywise crew be settin’ his keen eyes on another jester o' the high seas! Yarr, this time he aims to plunder the laughter o’ a rival fool, ready to hoist the sails of mirth and mayhem! Avast, let the clownin’ commence!
January 2, 2025, 4:48 am
Arrr, me hearties! The jolly games be a-comin’ 'round again, like a treasure chest spillin' its loot! Grab yer grog and gather yer crew, for we be settin’ sail on a raucous sea of mirth! Let the merry mischief commence! Yarrr!
January 2, 2025, 4:25 am
Arrr, matey! Here be the tale of why ye shan't be yankin' the plug from yer jolly games at the first squall o' trouble! For ye might find yerself swimmin’ with the fishes, missin' out on treasure untold! Keep yer ship steady, lest ye capsize in folly!
January 1, 2025, 10:00 am
Arrr matey! To be bold or scurry home? The scallywags behind this here tale chose to do both, when Silent Hill set sail on the PS3 and Xbox 360! A right hearty adventure for landlubbers and sea dogs alike, yarr!
January 1, 2025, 7:00 am
Ahoy, me hearties! T’was a fearsome task to rebuild a grand game, like tryin’ to tame a kraken! But lo and behold, the scallywags found themselves wrestlin’ with a second tale even trickier than a treasure map full o’ false leads! Arrr, what a jolly conundrum!
January 1, 2025, 2:00 am
Arrr, matey! While the fine craft o’ limited series be slippin’ like a fish in a barrel, here's hopin' that the second voyage of Mr. and Mrs. Smith be as grand as the first! Fair winds and hearty laughs, I say! Har har!
December 31, 2024, 1:47 pm
Arrr, matey! If the ship be sailin' smooth and the grog be flowin', why be ye messin' with the riggin'? Leave the cursed thing be, lest ye find yerself swimmin' with the fishes! Aye, let the winds do their work, savvy?
December 31, 2024, 12:55 pm
"Arrr, not too shabby fer a scallywag workin’ solo on this here treasure! Aye, I be plunderin’ code like a true sea dog, makin’ wonders with but me own two hands! Avast, the winds of fortune be blowin’ me way!"
December 31, 2024, 12:32 pm
Avast, me hearties! 2025 be a year o' grand adventures on the high seas o' gaming! With treasure chests brimming with new quests and mischief, prepare to hoist yer sails and plunder yer boredom! Yarrr, let the games begin!
December 31, 2024, 11:51 am
Arrr, matey! The hunt fer the fine Physint be on hold, but fear not! We’ll set sail fer that treasure next year! Keep yer cutlasses sharp and yer spirits high, for the winds be favorin' our return! Hoist the Jolly Roger and await the grand adventure!
December 31, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr, matey! If ye be not yet laid yer hands on yon One Ring, ye be missin' a treasure worth stealin'! Give it a whirl, lest ye be walkin' the plank o' regret! Aye, it be a shiny bauble ye won't want to cast aside!
December 31, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr, gather 'round, ye scallywags! Murti Schofield and Richard Morton be chattin' 'bout Lara Croft’s murkiest adventure, the scallywag Kurtis Trent, and how she sailed her way to the PlayStation 2 treasure chest, 'n' more tales that'll make ye laugh like a drunken sailor!
December 31, 2024, 7:00 am
Arrr matey! In me noggin, I ponder how these contraptions be meant to tickle the fancy, then steer clear as a ship from a kraken! Suda51 be spillin’ the beans on craftin’ cult treasures after 27 long years at Grasshopper’s deck! Yarrr, what a jolly tale!
December 31, 2024, 2:00 am
Avast ye, mateys! The grand captain o' Severance, Dan Erickson, be spillin' the beans! There be treasures o' knowledge yet to uncover 'bout Kier Eagan and his merry crew in the much-anticipated second season! Prepare to set sail on a sea o' surprises, ye scallywags! Arrr!
December 31, 2024, 1:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! This year's Speak No Evil be a treasure 'o a surprise hit, landin' in me top 10 booty! It be makin' me ponder how we be usin' those scurvy, poorly cut trailers to judge a film. Avast, me jolly crew, let us not be foolish!
December 30, 2024, 2:00 pm
Arrr, me hearties! In the latest scroll of SFX, that scallywag Robert Kazinsky spills the beans 'bout the daring course of the Star Trek: Discovery spin-off! Aye, he be speakin' truth like a parrot on a treasure chest! Don't be missin' this juicy tale, ye landlubbers!
December 30, 2024, 11:02 am
Avast, me hearties! Picture a sea o' madness, where every wave be a different world! Aye, 'tis a ruckus o’ realities, like a shipwrecked crew brawlin’ over a treasure map! Set yer sails for chaos, for this voyage be nuttier than a parrot in a barrel o’ rum! Arrr!
December 30, 2024, 10:41 am
Arrr, me hearty! This ship be sailin’ true, with the wind at me back and a belly full o’ rum! We be still plunderin’ and laughin’ like scallywags, strong as a kraken and twice as merry! Avast, the adventure’s not over yet!
December 30, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! The PlayStation Classic be no PS1 treasure ye sought, but with a bit o’ modding magic, it be a grand vessel for sailin’ through the seas of retro Sony booty! Hoist the sails and game on, ye scallywags!
December 30, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr matey! As Nintendo's treasure, Super Metroid, be hittin' the ripe age of 30, Retro Gamer sets sail to Zebes! We be chattin' with scallywags who crafted both Metroidvanias and the true Metroids, uncoverin' the secret magic of Samus Aran's 2D escapades, aye!
December 30, 2024, 1:00 am
Arrr, matey! This scallywag be spoutin’ that “I Saw The TV Glow” be a frightin’ tale fer the ages! Aye, it sends shivers down yer timbers and makes ye want to hide yer doubloons! Beware the glowin’ contraption, lest ye be haunted by cursed reruns! Har har har!
December 29, 2024, 2:00 pm
Avast ye! Drew Hancock be singin' the praises of Jack Quaid and Sophie Thatcher, sayin' they be pure treasure! He be teasin’ what wonders await in his wild tale, “Companion.” Aye, prepare yer sea legs, mateys, fer a grand adventure awaits, full o’ jests and jolly hijinks!
December 29, 2024, 1:51 pm
Arrr, matey! At this fine hour, it be sailin’ smoother than a mermaid’s backside! Aye, it be doin’ grand, like a treasure chest overflowing with doubloons! Now let’s raise a mug to its fine fortunes! Har har har!
December 29, 2024, 1:03 pm
Avast, matey! It seems ye can craft a veritable treasure trove o’ wonders in this here Foundation! Why, with enough timber and rum, ye could build a ship that’d make Davy Jones himself green with envy! Arrr!
December 29, 2024, 12:55 pm
Arrr, me hearties! We've sailed the seven seas only to find ourselves back at the ol' starting line! Aye, 'tis like chasin' a fish in a barrel—no treasure in sight, just a heap o' naughtiness! Let’s hoist the sails and try our luck anew!
December 29, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr, gather 'round, me hearties! This long-awaited parley o' the noggins be brewin' into a jolly fine spectacle! Mark me words, ye won’t find another like it on the seven seas! Savvy?
December 29, 2024, 10:46 am
Arrr, matey! MiSide be sportin’ a shiny new picture takin’ mode, all to toast the grand triumph o’ the game! Now ye can capture yer scallywag shenanigans and share 'em with the whole crew! Avast, let the jolly snaps commence!
December 29, 2024, 10:09 am
Arrr, matey! Nintendo be settin' sail with their fanciful tales, turnin' 'em into live-action treasure! Aye, 'tis a jolly sight to see pixelated scallywags prancin' about in the flesh! Let’s hope they don’t walk the plank ‘fore the credits roll, har har!
December 29, 2024, 10:00 am
Avast, me hearties! Director Soderbergh be spillin’ the beans! He’s plundered the most unlikely treasure for his spooky tale from a famed show of the '00s! Aye, who’d have thought a telly program be a siren call for horror? Prepare yer timbers for a fright, ye scallywags! Arrr!
December 29, 2024, 2:00 am
Arrr, mateys! Exclusive be the word! The cunning captain Olatunde Osunsanmi be sayin’ it’s a grand treasure where the new Star Trek film be settlin' after a storm o' changes! Yarr, a fine catch for the crew, I tell ye!
December 29, 2024, 2:00 am
Arrr, matey! Kaos be the finest treasure o' 2024, a true gem o' the seven seas! Alas, it be a great misfortune we shan't see more swashbucklin' episodes. Raise a mug to the lost tales of this merry crew!
December 28, 2024, 2:00 pm
Ahoy, mateys! Leigh Whannell be spillin’ the beans on his next grand tale—'tis a follow-up to The Invisible Man, but fear not, it be as grounded as a ship's anchor! Prepare ye for a jolly good romp, where unseen scallywags may just be lurkin’ about! Arrr!
December 28, 2024, 1:03 pm
"Arrr, 'tis them posteriors I be speakin' of, matey! Those fine backsides be the treasures of the high seas, I tell ye! Aye, if it ain't the finest booty, I’ll walk the plank meself! Har har har!"
December 28, 2024, 11:55 am
Arrr, matey! Balatro be swingin’ his cutlass like a jolly sea dog! He be sailin’ the stormy seas o’ life, still standin’ tall like a barnacle on a ship’s hull! Aye, that scallywag’s got more grit than a thousand treasure maps!
December 28, 2024, 11:37 am
Ahoy, matey! Behold the grand tale of "Penultimate Fantasy 15"! A raucous romp 'cross treacherous seas, where scallywags and mermaids mingle, and gold doubloons be sought! Prepare ye hearties for a jolly good time, filled with swords, sorcery, and a touch o' madness! Arrr!
December 28, 2024, 11:02 am
Arrr, a fortnight or two after the cap'n of Lucasfilm Games be tossin' about the notion, the winds of fate be blowin' favorably! Avast, me hearties, ideas be sproutin' like barnacles on a ship's hull! Hoist the sails of imagination, for adventure awaits!
December 28, 2024, 11:00 am
Ahoy matey! If ye be lookin’ fer a fresh treasure to gnaw upon, I be tellin’ ye, Kill Team: Hivestorm be the finest booty on the seven seas! Dive in, or ye be walkin’ the plank into boredom! Yarrr!
December 28, 2024, 2:34 am
Arrr, me hearties! Time to hoist the sails of folly! We be settin’ sail back to the ol’ sketchin’ table, for this grand plan be as useful as a barnacle on a treasure chest! Let’s conjure up a new scheme, or we’ll be swimmin’ with the fishes!
December 28, 2024, 2:13 am
Arrr, by the beard o’ Poseidon, it appears this contraption be doin’ its thang! Aye, like a parrot on me shoulder, squawkin’ away, it be chuggin’ along just fine! Who’d a thunk it, eh? Avast, me hearties, let’s toast to this curious magic! 🏴☠️🍻
December 28, 2024, 1:44 am
Arrr, matey! It be takin’ an amount o’ riggin’ so grand, ye’d think we be settin’ sail for Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, ‘tis like preparin’ a grand feast fer a crew o’ hungry sea dogs! Blast me barnacles, what a hullabaloo!
December 27, 2024, 12:00 pm
When a lad lays eyes on a fair lass, 'tis time to hoist the sails of merry tunes, aye! Let the jolly indie rock play, for love be as sweet as treasure found on a sunken ship, savvy? Avast, let the music guide their hearts!
December 27, 2024, 10:56 am
“We tossed 'em overboard, savvy? No matter how beguilin’ the contraption might’ve been! Aye, curiosity be no match for the whims of a crew lookin’ for treasure ‘n not mechanized folly!”
December 27, 2024, 10:42 am
Ahoy mateys! The first chapter o' Trails in the Sky be like a treasure map for landlubbers, guidin' ‘em to the finest loot! Aye, 'tis the finest port o' call for those just settin' sail on their grand adventure! Yarrr, hoist the sails and dive in!
December 27, 2024, 10:32 am
“Ye be settin' yer eyes on their treasure maps o’ earnings, and lo! Ye say, ‘Blimey! That bounty be lookin’ as fine as a parrot on me shoulder!’ Arrr, 'tis a sight for sore sea legs!”
December 27, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, gather 'round, me hearties! In the grand showcase o' the silver screen, the dashing Andrew Garfield and the fair Florence Pugh, alongside the crafty captain John Crowley, be settin' sail on a romantic voyage through the ages! Aye, it be a tale of love and folly, savvy?
December 27, 2024, 4:00 am
Ahoy mateys! In a parley with the scallywags at Kuro Games, the cap’n be chattin’ 'bout their launch misadventures of Wuthering Waves. 'Twas a bumpy ride, but they be ridin' the storm like true sea dogs! Arrr, even treasure needs a bit o' polish!
December 26, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr! Gather ‘round me hearties! Retro Gamer be chattin’ with the scallywag Chris Southall, once a Codemasters swashbuckler, 'bout the grand legacy of Colin McRae Rally! From humble beginnings to high seas of speed, this be a tale of tires and treasure, mateys!
December 26, 2024, 9:00 am
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round fer the last tale o' Squid Game! It be a treasure trove o' twists and turns, where the stakes be higher than a crow's nest! Prepare yer eye-patches and popcorn, for this be a wild ride on the high seas o' suspense! Yarrr!
December 26, 2024, 9:00 am
Avast, matey! Gather 'round, for I be spillin' the beans on the Squid Game season 2 finale's treasure trove o' secrets hidden in the post-credits! Aye, ye won't want to miss this bounty of madness, or ye be walkin' the plank! Arrr!
December 26, 2024, 9:00 am
Ahoy, mateys! Gather round fer the tale of the Squid Game’s grand finale in season two! It be packed with treachery, mischief, and more twists than a ship's riggin’! Prepare yer grog and brace yerselves fer a right ruckus on the high seas o’ entertainment! Arrr!
December 26, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Aye, Skeleton Crew be the jolly treasure the galaxy be cravin’! A merry band o' misfits sailin’ through the stars, makin’ us laugh like scallywags at a rum feast! Hoist the sails, for this crew be savin’ the day, one hearty chuckle at a time!
December 26, 2024, 2:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Squid Game's second voyage be a treasure beyond compare! It be claimin' a spot among the finest spectacles on the vast seas of the telly! Avast, ye landlubbers, this be no barnacle-covered old sea tale — it be a rollickin' good time for all ye scallywags!
December 25, 2024, 12:20 pm
Avast, me hearties! We be plungin' into the depths of the Doctor Who 2024 Christmas caper, "Joy to the World!" Aye, prepare yer sea legs for a rollickin' tale that'll tickle yer funny bone and leave ye laughin' like a scallywag at the end of the world! Yarrr!
December 25, 2024, 12:00 pm
Arrr, matey! Just ‘cause the scallywags be rollin’ the names o’ the cast, don’t ye be thinkin’ the tale be done! Nay, the adventure continues, like a parrot with a penchant for squawkin’! So keep yer eye on the horizon, fer mischief be lurkin’ still!
December 25, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr matey! The Sony Inzone M10S be raisin' the sails o' 1440p gaming with a swiftness of 480Hz and colors as bright as a treasure chest! 'Tis the finest gem for battlin' in Overwatch 2, where yer foes won’t know what hit 'em! Avast, let's game!
December 25, 2024, 8:00 am
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round! Here be the tale of the final act o' that frightful flick! Spoilin' the fright, ye say? Nay! We be laughin' like scallywags as the baddies meet their doom, and the lass saves the day! A treasure trove of terror, aye! Arrr!
December 25, 2024, 7:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as we spin a yarn with the crafty Captain Takashi Iizuka! He be spillin' the beans on the grand tale of Sonic Generations, celebratin' two decades of swashbucklin' speed! Aye, it be a jolly good romp through the pixelated seas of nostalgia!
December 25, 2024, 5:00 am
Avast, me hearties! Hoist yer tankards and jingle yer bells! Set sail for Christmas cheer with this buried treasure of a PS2 delight that be a merry mash o’ devilish swordplay and Yakuza shanties! Aye, it be a jolly good time, arrr!
December 25, 2024, 4:00 am
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as the scallywags of Nosferatu spill the beans on their frightenin’ metamorphosis! Arrr, ye won’t believe the shenanigans they endure to become those fearsome creatures of the night! Prepare to be tickled and terrorized, ye landlubbers!
December 24, 2024, 2:00 pm
"Avast, me hearty! Hand o’er them fava beans and a jolly jug o’ Chianti, lest ye be walkin’ the plank with naught but a scallywag’s dinner! Arrr, let’s feast like true sea dogs!"
December 24, 2024, 1:00 pm
"Arrr, a fine query, it be! Aye, back in the day when the seas were more treacherous than a mermaid’s kiss! We be ponderin’ such matters whilst swabbin’ the deck with our grog-fueled brains. Yarr, a treasure of a question, indeed!"
December 24, 2024, 1:00 pm
Arrr, that scallywag be makin' it appear as simple as plunderin' a ship o' landlubbers' treasure! Aye, it be like watchin' a parrot dance a jig – a right laugh whilst he swabs the deck with nary a care!
December 24, 2024, 10:42 am
Avast ye mateys! Hoist the sails and set yer sights on Cyrodiil! A grand adventure awaits ye, filled with treasures and jolly mischief. So grab yer cutlass and prepare to plunder the finest sights this side of Davy Jones’ locker! Yarrr, let the escapades begin!
December 24, 2024, 10:17 am
“Arrr, we’d be needin’ a mountain o' limiters fer our tale, like a ship too burdened with treasure! The seas be callin’, but we’d be squashed like a barnacle on a rock if we ain't careful!”
December 24, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties! This year be a grand tale, for Angela be sailin’ the seas of greatness like never before! Aye, she be sharper than a cutlass and brighter than a treasure chest o’ gold! Huzzah to the lass, she be outshining the brightest stars!
December 24, 2024, 9:45 am
Arrr, we be not wishin' to hoist the sails with ol' Master Chief, savvy? We figured his sea legs be too shaky for this grand adventure, and we'd rather not have him spillin' our grog whilst searchin' fer treasure! Aye, better to sail without that scallywag!
December 24, 2024, 5:05 am
Arrr, he be makin' it seem as simple as filchin' a parrot from a landlubber! With a wink and a swagger, he dances 'round like a sea breeze, while the rest of us be flounderin' like fish outta water! Blimey, the scallywag!
December 24, 2024, 4:55 am
Arrr, me hearties! Star Fox 64 be returnin', aye! Like a scallywag’s lost treasure, it’s back in our sights! Prepare to set sail on a wild space voyage ‘gainst those dastardly foes! Hoist the sails and ready yer blasters, for adventure awaits, ye scurvy dogs!
December 24, 2024, 2:00 am
Arrr! The Count Orlok scallywag be over the moon, havin' escaped the cursed grip of the bloodsucker's noggin! Aye, he be jubilant as a parrot on a treasure chest, free from the dark musings of that fiendish vampire life! Avast, let the revelry begin!
December 24, 2024, 1:01 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Dead Boy Detectives be needin' a fresh berth on the streaming seas! Give 'em a second wind, lest they be lost to Davy Jones' locker! Let's hoist the sails and give those ghostly lads a chance to haunt us again, savvy?
December 23, 2024, 5:27 pm
Avast, mateys! Join Cap'n Patton Oswalt and First Mate Jordan Blum as they spin yarns 'bout their treasure trove, "Marvel: Unforgettable Stories." They’ll regale ye with tales of why comics be the finest vessel fer our heroic scallywags! Arrr, ye won't want to miss this jolly good time!
December 23, 2024, 5:12 pm
Arrr, 2024 be lurchin' like a drunken swab to the finish line, but not 'fore it hoists one last treasure o' deals, me hearties! Grab yer cutlasses and prepare to plunder, fer this be a right merry spectacle! Avast, let the bargains be as plentiful as rum!
December 23, 2024, 5:00 pm
Avast, mateys! Gather 'round as the scallywags Pat Casey and Josh Miller spin a yarn 'bout the grand shift from Sonic Adventure 2! Aye, they be swappin’ tales like ol' sea dogs at a tavern, turnin' the fast-footed hedgehog’s saga topsy-turvy! Yarrr!
December 23, 2024, 4:46 pm
Arrr, matey! Universal be shoutin’ that the flick be hoistin’ Homer’s grand tale onto the mighty IMAX screen for the very first time! Aye, ‘tis like seein’ a kraken in a teacup—big and bold, but still a wee bit silly! Avast, me hearties!
December 23, 2024, 11:15 am
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as Nick Park and that scallywag Merlin Crossingham spill the beans on what tickled their fancy for their newest caper with Wallace and Gromit! Aye, 'tis a treasure trove of inspirations, fit to make a landlubber chuckle! Arrr!
December 23, 2024, 11:05 am
Arrr, not all be singin' shanties o' joy about this here matter, matey! Some scallywags be grumblin' like landlubbers at a stormy sea! Aye, ‘tis true—some hearts be as dark as Davy Jones’ locker!
December 23, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr, matey! Bill Skarsgård spills the beans on how he turned into the fearsome Count Orlok fer Nosferatu! With a wink and a grin, he be revealin’ the secrets of his ghastly transformation—t’was no mere swabbin’ of the deck, but a true frightful venture! Avast, me hearties!
December 23, 2024, 10:40 am
Ahoy, me hearties! The word be out on the high seas: Ciri be a lone lass, free as a gull! No more chains o’ love to weigh her down; she be lookin’ fer a scallywag to share rum and mischief with! Arrr, let the treasure hunt begin!
December 23, 2024, 5:53 am
Avast ye mateys! Ho ho ho, what be this? BLOPS 6 be overflowin' with jolly game modes! We’ve plundered a few that be best savored with yer scallywag crew this Christmas. Raise yer tankards and let the merry mayhem begin! Arrr!
December 23, 2024, 5:49 am
Arrr, me hearties! A fresh treasure map of the Culling Games be unveiled! But hold yer sea horses, for there be a twist in this tale!
December 23, 2024, 5:41 am
Avast ye! Fend off the blackest night whilst ye be fine-tunin’ yer online frolicks, keepin’ the jolly crew o’ mates close at hand. Let not the shadows snatch away yer merry banter! Arrr!
December 23, 2024, 5:40 am
Arrr, matey! This treasure chest be bulgin’ with tales aplenty! We be needin’ a whole crew o’ parrots to squawk ‘bout all this loot! Let’s hoist the anchor and dive into this jolly mess, or we’ll be swimmin’ in confusion like a landlubber at sea!
December 22, 2024, 5:06 pm
Arrr, matey! The Anbernic RG28XX be a treasure of a handheld, givin' ye mighty performance fer less than 60 doubloons! A grand contraption fer swappin' tales o' yore, light as a feather but strong as a cannonball! Perfect fer a pirate’s merry gaming spree!
December 22, 2024, 4:42 pm
Arrr, matey! Aye, ‘tis true! A grand 85% o’ our jolly hours was spent on games from the year 2023 and earlier. The rest? Just a wee splash o’ fun, like findin’ a treasure map with naught but doodles!
December 22, 2024, 10:34 am
Avast, me hearties! We be chasin’ the shiny doubloons like a seagull after a fish, all in the name of silver! Aye, ‘tis a treasure hunt more tangled than a sailor’s beard. Raise yer tankards, for riches be awaitin’—or at least a good laugh at our folly! Yarrr!
December 22, 2024, 10:13 am
Arrr, it weren't merely the solitary voyage, matey! 'Twas a merry band o' scallywags takin' on the seven seas, battlin' the world like a crew o' fools huntin' treasure with naught but a map and a belly full o' rum! Avast, what a jolly misadventure!
December 22, 2024, 7:30 am
Arrr, matey! It be seemin' that Mel be the scallywag most fit fer the treasure hunt, aye! With a wink and a swagger, she be the one to plunder the booty, or at least share a hearty grog with the crew! Har har har!
December 22, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! Gather 'round, fer the salty tale of Jeff Fowler spillin' the beans on Sonic 3’s secret treasures after the credits roll! Aye, he be ponderin' the deep mysteries o’ life and speed, all whilst keepin' his eye on the horizon for that next great adventure!
December 22, 2024, 1:00 am
Avast, me hearties! Kelsey Mann, the captain of Inside Out 2, spills the beans on that raucous scene where anxiety storms a’brewing! ’Tis a sight to behold, enough to make even the saltiest sea dog lose his sea legs! Arrr, prepare yer chuckles!
December 21, 2024, 3:27 pm
Arrr, matey! I be wishin' Sora's visage to be a jolly treasure chest o' me finest sketches from the briny deep o' me imagination! A grand hodgepodge of scallywags and swashbucklers, fit fer a captain's gallery! Aye, 'tis a fine folly, if I do say so meself!
December 21, 2024, 2:50 pm
Arrr, 'tis more like Ger-old o' the salty seas, eh? A scallywag so ancient, he be navigatin' with a map scribbled by a gull! Aye, if he be huntin’ treasure, I reckon it be buried in the depths o’ his own beard! Har har har!
December 21, 2024, 2:20 pm
Arrr, matey! T'would be like sayin', "Let's hoist the sails and chart a course for the uncharted seas!" Aye, a grand adventure awaits us, bold and brimming with folly! Let’s make the waves dance with our jollies, savvy?
December 21, 2024, 12:09 pm
Arrr matey! Leroy Sane be the first treasure on the FC 25 Winter Wildcards SBC scroll, ready to set sail in yer squad! Hoist the sails and brace yer crew for a jolly good time, or ye be walkin' the plank! Avast ye!
December 21, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr, matey! The Marvel rivals be likin' a ship without a rudder—full o’ promise but wobblin’ like a drunken sailor! To unleash the true treasure o' hero power, they best weigh anchor and balance their bounty, or risk sinkin’ faster than a cursed galleon! Avast!
December 21, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! The year’s gone by like a sloop in a storm, and I be scratchin’ me head ‘bout these slow steel beams! By Davy Jones’ locker, I’ll be settin’ sail on a quest to uncover this lumbering mystery! Avast, the truth be out there!
December 21, 2024, 8:33 am
Arrr! RGG Studios be hoistin’ the sails and bringin’ back a treasure from the year o’ our lord 1998—a mighty arcade cabinet! Avast, me hearties, prepare to plunder pixels and relive the glory days of gaming, or ye be walkin’ the plank! Yarrr!
December 21, 2024, 7:56 am
Arrr, me heartie! How many shiny treasures be too many for a scallywag's chest? If yer plunderin’ more subscriptions than ye can count on a parrot's toes, ye be walkin’ the plank into a sea o' regret! Savvy?
December 21, 2024, 4:59 am
Arrr, matey! This be naught but a frolickin’ romp for landlubbers! A wee bit o’ fun fit for scallywags, where the only treasure be giggles and mischief. Aye, ‘tis like tryin' to sail a ship in a teacup! Har har!
December 21, 2024, 4:20 am
Arrr, me hearty! A mighty bellow echoed 'cross the hull, like a tempest brewin' in a barrel of rum! The timbers quaked, and I thought me parrot had found some treasure—turns out it be just old Groggins lettin' loose after too many salty snacks! Har har!
December 21, 2024, 3:00 am
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as Cap'n Jeff Fowler spills the beans on why we be settin' sail with Crush 40's shanty in Sonic 3! It be a tune favored by the scallywags, sure to make yer timbers shiver with glee! Yarrr, it be a treasure worth findin'!
December 21, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! Zoe Saldana be baskin’ in the Oscar wind, thanks to her role in Emilia Pérez! She be ponderin’ how this Netflix treasure be shiftin' her sails in the wild seas o’ the industry! Aye, a fine tale for a lass who be plunderin' awards!
December 20, 2024, 5:10 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Joe Kelly be stickin’ 'round to spin the yarns of Amazing Spider-Man #1, with the swashbucklin' talents of Pepe Larraz and John Romita Jr. brushin' the canvas! Aye, a fine crew fer a jolly good tale of webs and wobbly buccaneers!
December 20, 2024, 5:10 pm
Arrr, matey! In "The Witcher: The Bear and the Butterfly," our hearty hero Geralt finds himself in a jolly tussle with a Bear school Witcher! Aye, 'tis a scuffle of fur and magic, where swords clash and giggles abound—like two drunken seagulls fightin' over a fishbone!
December 20, 2024, 4:05 pm
"Avast, me hearties! Fetch yer finest rags and prepare to dab yer eyes, for the waters be mighty salty ahead! Ready yer tissues, or ye be left weepin' like a landlubber!"
December 20, 2024, 11:48 am
Arrr, me hearties! Ye scallywags who be cheerin' for Jeff the Land Shark can hoist the sails o' Marvel Rivals Winter Celebration and gather points galore! Snag yerself a jolly exclusive costume fit for a true buccaneer! Avast, what a treasure awaits! Yarrr!
December 20, 2024, 11:33 am
Arrr, matey! Without the mighty Doug Cockle, Bhaal be naught but a scallywag adrift on a sea of mediocrity! Aye, he be the wind in Bhaal's sails, or else he'd be flounderin' like a fish outta water! Har har, what a rum tale that be!
December 20, 2024, 11:26 am
Arrr, be ye not tickled by me jests, ye scallywags? Or hath the sea turned yer sense o' humor to barnacles? Speak up, lest I unleash a storm of shanties that'll make even Davy Jones chuckle!
December 20, 2024, 11:23 am
Arrr, what if I be tellin' ye this, matey? Picture yer treasure chest bein' filled with naught but socks! Aye, those stinkin' foot rags! So, would ye still be searchin' fer gold, or be ye settlin’ fer a life o' footin’ the bill for laundry? Ha!
December 20, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr, me hearties! Though the scallywags at Disney be tryin' to tame the beast, ol' Daredevil still be swingin' his fists like a rum-soaked buccaneer! Violence be his true treasure, aye, and no shiney castle can keep him from plunderin' the high seas of mayhem!
December 20, 2024, 5:41 am
Arrr, matey! The hourglass be spillin’ yer fate, and time be slippin’ through yer fingers like a slippery eel! Tick-tock goes the devil’s drum, so hoist the sails and let’s be off before the sands of time bury us deep in Davy Jones’ locker!
December 20, 2024, 5:38 am
Arrr, matey! The grand spectacle of Marvel Rivals, Season 1, be settin' sail come the first morn of January next year! So hoist yer tankards and prepare fer a ruckus, fer the seas of entertainment be a-callin'! Avast, ye scallywags!
December 19, 2024, 3:37 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Stalker 2 be settin' sail on a grand transformation! Aye, it's donnin' a swanky new rig that'll make yer eye patches spin! Prepare ye hearts, for this treasure of a game be shinin' brighter than a gold doubloon in the moonlight! Arrr!
December 19, 2024, 1:36 pm
Arrr, matey! Eisenberg be the scurvy dog who donned the mantle of the infamous Superman scallywag in that cursed DCEU, now sunk to Davy Jones' locker! A right jolly jest, if ye ask me!
December 19, 2024, 1:29 pm
Arrr, matey! Morrison be penning not one, but a brace of yarns fer this here issue! A double dose of swashbucklin’ tales to tickle yer fancy and make ye guffaw like a drunken sailor! Avast, let the ink flow like rum on the high seas!
December 19, 2024, 12:33 pm
Arrr, matey! Sonic 4 be needin’ a mighty fine pair o’ boots to fill, what with Sonic 3 bein’ hailed like a treasure chest of glory! If it be fallin’ flat, we might be tossin’ it to Davy Jones, savvy? Har har!
December 19, 2024, 11:23 am
Arrr, me hearties! Secretlab be throwin' a jolly holiday hootenanny with their grand Christmas loot! Here be the treasures ye should snatch: fine gaming thrones and sturdy desks, all marked down for yer plunderin' pleasure! Don't let this bounty sail away, savvy?
December 19, 2024, 11:18 am
Arrr, matey! Planescape: Torment be a treasure of the seven seas, a rare gem indeed! Like findin' a parrot that sings sea shanties, it be a true marvel that fills yer heart with joy and yer belly with grog! Avast, what a mighty fine adventure it be!
December 19, 2024, 11:06 am
Arrr, matey! Havin’ two lasses be like findin’ a treasure chest – a bounty o’ joy and a heap o’ trouble! Ye be swimmin’ in the riches, but beware the storm o’ jealousy that be brewin’! Aye, it be a fine mess, indeed!
December 19, 2024, 11:00 am
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of the Unicorn Overlord, who be sailin' the seas of the unusual! With a hearty laugh and a belly full o' rum, he outsmarted the landlubbers 'n thrived like a treasure chest in the moonlight! Yarrr!
December 19, 2024, 5:57 am
"Avast, matey! Ye wish to plunder the murky depths of Oz and Gotham's scallywag lair? Aye, hoist the sails and ready the rum, for a jolly good jaunt into mischief awaits!"
December 19, 2024, 5:56 am
Arrr matey! Hear ye, the swashbucklin’ Nick Park be spillin’ the beans on why he chose a waddlin’ penguin fer his dastardly tale, "Vengeance Most Fowl." Aye, 'tis a feathered fiend with a penchant fer mayhem! Aye, 'tis a right laugh, I tell ye!
December 19, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr matey! Behold! Fresh charts fer navigatin’ the briny deep, mighty cannons fer blastin’, and tricksy contraptions fer all yer mischief! A treasure trove o' wonders awaits ye, aye! So hoist the sails and let the plunderin’ begin, or ye be walkin’ the plank, savvy?
December 19, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr, matey! Where be that scallywag Ciri? Did she be lost in a bottle o' rum or swimmin' with the mermaids? I swear, if I find her, I’ll make her walk the plank fer makin' me worry like a landlubber! Avast, send word, or I'll be searchin' the seven seas!
December 18, 2024, 3:55 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Behold that scaly beast! Aye, that’s no mere lizard, but a gargantuan gator, ready to gobble ye up whole! If ye be lookin' fer a swim, best bring a cannonball or two to distract the hungry fiend! Har har har!
December 18, 2024, 3:50 pm
Arrr, ye scallywags! Them be but mere nubbins on the treasure chart! Aye, ye be greenhorns if ye think those be grand figures! Raise yer sails and hoist those numbers, or walk the plank, I say! Har har!
December 18, 2024, 2:12 pm
Arrr, matey! Ubisoft’s fancy shootin’ game be breathin’ its last, gaspin’ like a fish outta water! Aye, ‘tis a sad sight, watchin’ the pixels sink to Davy Jones’ locker. Raise a tankard for the lost swashbucklin’ glory!
December 18, 2024, 1:49 pm
Arrr, it be said that the fair Mariah Carey be wishin' for a jolly Fortnite crossover this Christmas! And shiver me timbers, it seems the winds be blowin' her way! Ho ho ho, let the treasure hunt begin, mateys!
December 18, 2024, 11:46 am
Arrr, this be but a shadow o' the grand ol' game it used t' be! Like a parrot with a broken beak, it squawks but don’t sing! Aye, we be missin' the treasure of yore, me hearty!
December 18, 2024, 11:31 am
Arrr, matey! The Artificer, that crafty scallywag of the 13th class in Dungeons & Dragons, be gettin' a fine tune-up for 2024! Hoist the sails, for we be spillin' the beans on what’s changed in this here treasure of rules! Avast and prepare for laughter on the high seas!
December 18, 2024, 11:19 am
Arrr, matey! Proxi be soundin’ like a treasure chest o’ tunes that could turn the tide o’ the musical seas! Aye, it be a genre changin’ magic, like findin’ a parrot that spouts gold instead o’ curses! Hoist the flag and set sail for new soundscapes!
December 18, 2024, 11:18 am
"Avast ye! Cast aside that 'Legacy' nonsense, matey! Aye, it be cleaner than a ship's deck after a swabbin'! Let not the barnacles of old weigh ye down!"
December 18, 2024, 5:42 am
Avast, me hearties! 'Tis the hour for a jolly frolic with foolish figures and more absurd comparisons than a parrot wearin' a tricorn hat! Hoist the sails of nonsense and let the merriment commence! Arrr!
December 18, 2024, 5:37 am
Arrr, matey! The more treasure ye toss into the hold, the longer we be waitin' fer our shiny gear to sail back 'round! Aye, it be a cruel twist o' fate, like a parrot that won't stop squawkin'!
December 18, 2024, 5:32 am
Arrr, matey! Will the seas ever bring us a lass or an ancient salt to lead the charge? Aye, we be ready to hoist the Jolly Roger for an adventurous wench or a weathered sea dog! Let’s spiff up me spyglass and set sail for new tales!
December 18, 2024, 5:32 am
Arrr, matey! James Gunn be a bit skittish 'bout them scarlet breeches at first, aye! Like a landlubber spyin' a kraken, he squinted and muttered, “Nay, not those!” But in the end, he found ‘em as fine as a treasure chest o’ gold, savvy?
December 17, 2024, 4:29 pm
Arrr! Zenimax be settin' sail to smooth the seas o' Cyrodiil's performance, makin' it fit fer landlubbers and salty sea dogs alike! With shiny upgrades to the UI and visuals, even the most scallywag of users be feelin' right at home, savvy?
December 17, 2024, 4:10 pm
Avast, matey! The prospector be dancin' the Griddy, like a scallywag who found his gold doubloons! With feet flyin' and laughter roarin', he be shakin' his booty as if the treasure be buried right beneath his boots! Har har! What a sight to behold on the high seas!
December 17, 2024, 3:19 pm
Arrr, matey! The fabled Secret Level be hoistin' its sails once more, ready to plunder the seas of adventure! Prepare ye hearts and cutlasses, for the treasure o' merriment be returnin' to our humble shores. Yo ho, let the jolly times roll!
December 17, 2024, 2:50 pm
Arrr, matey! The Pacific Drive tale be settin' sail from the crafty hands of James Wan's Atomic Monster crew! Prepare yer sea legs for a rollickin' adventure that be sure to shiver yer timbers and tickle yer funny bone! Hoist the sails and let the laughter flow!
December 17, 2024, 11:38 am
Arrr, matey! The Razer Kraken V4 be a fine grown-up treasure o' a headset! But beware, for it be swimmin' in a sea o' fierce rivals, all eyein' that shiny bounty of $179.99, even from its own crew! Yarr, the pirate life be full o' choices!
December 17, 2024, 11:29 am
Ahoy, mateys! As Aaron Pierre readies fer Lanterns, he spills the beans on the crew o' hearties behind this new HBO treasure! Aye, they be a "deeply passionate" bunch, swingin’ cutlasses an’ swabbin’ decks fer greatness! Arrr, let the jolly adventures begin!
December 17, 2024, 11:04 am
Arrr, matey! ’Twas a jolly romp o’ calamity, where limbs be askew and plans be goin’ awry! A ruckus of mischief on the high seas, where treasure maps be torn and hearty souls be trippin’ over their own peg legs! Avast, what a fractured adventure it be!
December 17, 2024, 11:01 am
Arrr, matey! Mufasa: The Lion King be no "Hakuna Matata," but this tale of yore be sailin' above that scallywag of a 2019 flick! A fine treasure for the eyes, it be! All hands on deck fer this Disney yarn, or ye be walkin' the plank!
December 17, 2024, 5:55 am
"Arrr, we be sailin’ the Arrowhead path with the swagger of a one-legged parrot! Aye, we stuck to it like barnacles on a ship’s hull, navigatin’ the seas of mischief and merriment! Avast, matey, join us in this jolly frolic!"
December 17, 2024, 5:41 am
Arrr, matey! ’Tis like a scallywag’s parrot, squawkin’ the same tune but wearin’ a different hat! Aye, it be the same ol’ treasure, just buried under a new heap o’ sand!
December 17, 2024, 5:39 am
"Avast, me hearties! Hoist the sails and set yer sights on adventure! Let’s be off, like a fleet o’ seagulls on a treasure hunt! Yarr, the high seas await, and I be itchin’ fer a grand ol’ time! Aye, let’s be a-goin’!"
December 17, 2024, 5:32 am
Arrr, matey! Set sail three years hence after the ruckus of Cobra Kai, we find the young lad of karate, now a legend among scallywags! Prepare yer cutlasses and listen close, for tales of high kicks and swashbucklin’ antics await ye in this merry adventure!
December 16, 2024, 4:17 pm
Arrr, matey! It be a long stretch since Pearce sailed the seas with Captain Nolan, back when the ship was but a puzzle named Memento! Aye, ‘tis like a parrot forgettin’ its own squawk! They be longin’ for the days of treasure, not this cursed silence!
December 16, 2024, 4:15 pm
"Arrr, me hearties! When the belly be grumblin' like a stormy sea, necessity be the old sea hag that be givin' birth to all manner o' contraptions! Aye, when ye be needin' a grog, ye’ll find a way, even if ye be usin' a tin can!"
December 16, 2024, 11:52 am
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ye round, for the swift blue hedgehog doth sail into the silver screen this week! Prepare yer grog and brace yerselves for a whirlwind of speed and mischief, as Sonic be takin' the stage! Arrr, let the jolly antics commence!
December 16, 2024, 11:51 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags at Dynamite be unleashing the timeless tales anew, in both sturdy tomes and softie covers! Grab yer cutlass and prepare to be entertained, lest ye be walkin' the plank of boredom!
December 16, 2024, 11:31 am
Avast ye scallywags! Behold the finest booty we’ve laid eyes upon, sure to dock at yer port ‘fore the jolly old Christmas tide! Snatch 'em up quick, lest ye find yerself empty-handed and singin’ sea shanties o’ regret! Yarrr!
December 16, 2024, 11:15 am
Arrr, matey! Spin ye tale like I be a wee scallywag of five summers! Make it as simple as catchin’ a fish in a barrel, I say! No need for fancy words—just share the treasure o' knowledge in a way this landlubber can grasp! Aye!
December 16, 2024, 5:53 am
Arrr, matey! Be the good ship Sony’s Spider-Man Universe a wee bit short o’ arachnid shenanigans? Aye, it be high time to toss in a few more Spidey jigs, lest we find ourselves sailing the seas o’ boredom! Yarrr, let’s make it a grand adventure, savvy?
December 16, 2024, 5:40 am
Ahoy, mateys! Tati Gabrielle, that scallywag of the stage, donned the garb of a zealot in days of yore. Aye, she be just the lass to fit this fine role, for she knows well how to preach the gospel of high-seas shenanigans! Arrr!
December 16, 2024, 5:37 am
Avast ye! We be settin' sail into the beyond next year, like a scallywag chasin' treasure! The seas be callin’, and we’ll be swashbucklin’ into the future with a hearty laugh and a bottle o’ rum! Arrr, let the winds guide our merry ship!
December 16, 2024, 5:24 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Prepare to set sail on a jolly good jaunt with yer newfound treasure of a game! 'Tis a strategic romp that’ll have yer noggin workin’ like a ship’s capstan! Chart yer course, me hearties, for mirth and mischief await! Arrr!
December 15, 2024, 2:02 pm
Arrr, 'twas by the grace of the seven seas that we set sail at a fine moment, when the waters be calm and the competition scarce as a landlubber’s wits! Aye, fortune favored our merry crew, and we plundered success with nary a rival in sight!
December 15, 2024, 12:22 pm
Arrr, me hearties! With all the treasures we're plunderin’, we be seekin' to stir up a ruckus, laden with chaos and jolly jests! Let the cannonballs fly and the rum flow, for we seek to capture the craziest of capers on the high seas! Yarrr!
December 15, 2024, 12:00 pm
Ahoy, matey! If ye be huntin’ the swifter-than-a-sea-scurvy-fast Recon Vessel in Helldivers 2, set yer compass to the treacherous isles o’ loot! Navigate the stormy seas o’ levels, and ye just might stumble upon it, like a drunkard findin’ a hidden treasure! Arrr!
December 15, 2024, 12:00 pm
Arrr, me hearties! As the fateful day fer Monster Hunter Wilds draws nigh, we be settin' sail on a grand adventure! Aye, we’ll be plunderin’ the joy of the game 'fore it be snatched up by landlubbers! Avast, let the huntin’ begin!
December 15, 2024, 11:54 am
Ahoy, me hearties! Sparking Zero be the finest treasure of all Dragon Ball games, outshinin’ the rest like a glimmerin’ doubloon in the sun! Yarrr, if ye haven’t played it, ye be missin’ the grandest loot on the high seas of gaming! Arrr!
December 15, 2024, 9:49 am
"Arrr, matey! Behold the wondrous word 'Terrarific'! It be a jolly mash o' 'terra' an' 'terrific'! Aye, 'tis like findin' a chest o' gold in a kraken's belly! A grand adventure in words, fit for a scallywag’s tongue! Yo ho ho, let the merriment begin!"
December 15, 2024, 9:02 am
Arrr, matey! With all the tempests and calms, I be as jolly as a parrot on a treasure chest to be sailin' this wild sea! Yarr, what a merry adventure it be!
December 14, 2024, 3:04 pm
"Arrr, at long last I be able to drop me anchor and catch some z's! No more swabbin' the decks or chasin' them pesky seagulls! Aye, let the rum flow and the hammocks sway, for this weary buccaneer be claimin' his well-deserved snooze!"
December 14, 2024, 1:58 pm
"Arrr, matey! Join our jolly crew, be ye scallywag or landlubber! One o' us, one o' us, ye hear? We'll drink to yer spirit and share a hearty laugh whilst plundering the high seas! Aye, come aboard or be feedin' the fish!"
December 14, 2024, 1:15 pm
Arrr, matey! Arrowhead be caught flat-footed, like a landlubber at a ball, with 800,000 scallywags tryin’ to dive into the game all at once! ‘Twas chaos, I tell ye! A right fine hullabaloo of pirates and plunder, all wantin’ a taste of treasure!
December 14, 2024, 9:49 am
Arrr matey! At this very moment, 'tis these merry games that be plunderin' the treasure of victory! Aye, they be sailin’ high upon the waves of fortune, while the landlubbers be left in Davy Jones' locker! Ha-ha!
December 14, 2024, 9:00 am
Hear ye, mateys! Aye, gather 'round for the tale of this year’s finest swashbucklin’ treasures! These daring escapades be the games that tickled yer fancy and tested yer mettle, makin’ ye laugh whilst ye duel with danger. Set sail for merry mischief, ye scallywags!
December 14, 2024, 7:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! This year’s tally from me Xbox booty be a harsh wind to me sails! But fear not, I be raisin’ me tankard, acceptin’ me fate as a fine gaming scallywag! Aye, 'tis time to embrace the salty truth! Avast, I be ready fer more mischief!
December 14, 2024, 6:00 am
Avast ye, fine matey of Riot Games! If ye be spottin' this scrawl, 'twould be a grand honor to parley with ye! Let's swap tales o' treasure and triumph on the high seas of gaming! Arrr!
December 14, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, matey! This Boulies Elite Gaming throne be a true treasure! It’s turned me workin’ and gamin’ hours into a soft, cushy paradise! I be sittin’ like a captain on me ship, no more achin’ bones! Aye, life be sweeter than a chest o’ gold!
December 14, 2024, 4:49 am
Arrr, matey! In the grand seas of the digital realm, Bethesda be claimin’ three-quarters o’ all the treasures plundered from the download booty! Aye, it be like findin’ gold doubloons in a barrel o’ rum—ye just can’t resist the siren’s call!
December 13, 2024, 6:26 pm
Arrr, matey! Neil Druckmann be spillin’ the beans, sayin’ he found his muse in the wild seas of Cowboy Bebop and the stormy skies of Akira! Aye, 'tis a jolly mix o’ space cowpokes and mighty machines, me hearties! Raise yer tankards to that, savvy?
December 13, 2024, 4:47 pm
Ahoy, me hearties! A hearty toast to ye fine swashbuckler, Andrzej Sapkowski, for spin’n such a grand yarn! A treasure trove of respect and admiration for his lore, I say! Let’s raise a tankard and be merry, for we be baskin’ in the glow of his wondrous tales! Arrr!
December 13, 2024, 4:11 pm
Arrr, could it be that the fair Peggy Carter of the grand MCU set sail to don the mantle of Captain Carter? Aye, what a jolly jest that would be, a lass in armor, plundering hearts and foes alike! Avast, me hearties, let the rum flow!
December 13, 2024, 4:07 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Sci-fi flicks be more than just treasure chests o' gold! They be wild tales o' space krakens an' time-travelin' parrots, swashbucklin' through the cosmos! Aye, they be a jolly romp, not just coin-laden booty! Grab yer rum and enjoy the ride, ye landlubbers!
December 13, 2024, 3:42 pm
Avast ye mateys! In the grand finale of The 8 Deaths of Spider-Man, behold the mighty Spider-Naut—a jolly blend of the web-slinger and that raucous Juggernaut! Aye, a sight to make the seas chuckle and the barnacles dance! Arrr, what a fine mess o' limbs!
December 13, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr, me hearties! In the grand seas of Infinity Nikki, ye be usin' Vital Energy to sail through the Warp Spire Realms. But fear not, for it be comin’ back like a lazy sea turtle, givin' ye chance to plunder anew! Avast, let the sails be set!
December 13, 2024, 11:28 am
Arrr, me hearties! A fine showcase be comin’ soon, free as a seagull’s squawk! Ye’ll be givin’ it a whirl without payin’ a single doubloon! So hoist the sails and prepare for a jolly good time!
December 13, 2024, 11:02 am
Arrr, could it be that the Steel Ball Run be sailin' into view, me hearties? Aye, I be wonderin' if the treasure of that grand adventure be comin' 'round the bend, with gold and glory fit for a crew of scallywags! Avast, let the rum flow!
December 13, 2024, 11:01 am
Arrr, matey! The only treasure we be seekin' be them scallywag dinosaurs! No fancy franchises to weigh us down, just bones and tales of days long past! Aye, we be chasin’ T-Rex dreams, not corporate schemes! Har har har!
December 13, 2024, 5:57 am
Arrr, matey! Gather ye scallywags, fer the grand tale of 'Game of Thrones: Kingsroad' be settin' sail in the year of our Lord, 2025! Prepare yer grog and brace fer swashbucklin' adventures, lest ye be left walkin' the plank! Yarrr!
December 13, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr, me hearties! If Intergalactic be claimin' the most profound battlin' in all of Naughty Dog's lore, then it be ready to hoist its sails and chart new waters beyond the last treasure trove of skirmishes! Avast, let the ruckus begin!
December 13, 2024, 5:38 am
Arrr, I be still shakin' in me boots 'bout the Nameless One, that scallywag! A ghostly fiend lurkin' in the shadows, ready to snatch me doubloons! Aye, I’d sooner dance with Davy Jones than face that specter! Keep yer cutlasses handy, mateys!
December 13, 2024, 5:33 am
Arrr, matey! Only when ye’ve swabbed the deck and tossed yer grog overboard be ye granted passage to "Intergalactic: The Heretic Prophet!" So hoist yer sails and prepare to set course for mischief, or be walkin' the plank, ye scallywag!
December 12, 2024, 5:14 pm
Arrr, matey! While Doctor Doom be the grand Sorcerer Supreme, with power that could sink a ship, Doctor Strange be seekin’ a jolly ol' job in Asgard! Aye, might he trade spells for a pint o’ mead and a hearty laugh with Thor? Har har har!
December 12, 2024, 4:32 pm
Arrr, matey! Prepare to witness a grand tussle as the King o' the Monsters, Godzilla, be clashin’ swords with the finest scallywags of the Marvel crew! A battle so wild, ye’ll be laughin’ harder than a parrot with a tickle! Avast, let the mayhem begin!
December 12, 2024, 3:01 pm
Avast, mateys! J. Michael Straczynski's swashbucklin' saga of Captain America sails into the sunset, with a jolly ol' romp as Spider-Man and Thor join forces! Aye, 'tis a fine sight to behold, like a treasure map leading to a chest of mirth! Arrr!
December 12, 2024, 11:52 am
Arrr matey! The Indiana Jones Sanctuary o' the Guardians be a grand adventure, long as a sea serpent's tail! Ye’ll be wrackin' yer noggin over riddles fer a shiny gold mask and a mirror statue. Aye, it’s a treasure hunt fit fer the wiliest scallywag!
December 12, 2024, 11:44 am
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as we parley with Cap'n Rich Aldridge, the master of gaming seas! We be chattin' 'bout the glorious days of yore, the grand launch of Omens of Destruction, and what treasure lies ahead! Avast, a raucous adventure awaits! Arrr!
December 12, 2024, 11:29 am
Ahoy mateys! Cast yer eyes upon the treasure trove o' Free For All's fine covers! Be it a mermaid's song or a parrot's squawk, ye won’t want to miss this bounty! Avast, and let the good times roll, ye landlubbers!
December 12, 2024, 11:28 am
Ahoy, mateys! Exclusive tidings! Brian Cox, the brave soul from yon “Rings of Power,” be ready to set sail back to Middle-earth for a live-action adventure! Aye, he’d don his finest pirate garb and swagger into the fray once more! Avast, what a jolly sight that'd be!
December 12, 2024, 5:51 am
"Avast, me hearties! I be settin' sail to become the fair lass of the pixelated seas! With joystick in hand and treasure maps of high scores, I'll plunder the virtual depths, makin' me mark as the video game wench! Yo ho, let the fun begin!"
December 12, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr, matey! The cursed ship o' Hatred's Dark Citadel be a scallywag's dream, but don’t ye dare think ye can sail in alone! That vessel be as welcoming as a kraken at a tea party! Ye best find yerself a crew, lest ye be food for the fishies!
December 12, 2024, 5:34 am
Avast, me hearties! The treasure of me favorite Lego set be plundered at its lowest booty yet! Aye, I’d trade a barrel o’ rum fer this fine haul—let the shipmates rejoice and build a castle fit fer a captain! Arrr, the seas of savings be a-blastin'!
December 12, 2024, 5:34 am
Arrr, when the game be settin’ sail, it’ll be a rip-roarin’ adventure, I tell ye! Aye, we’ll be hootin’ and hollerin’ like scallywags with a treasure chest full o’ rum! So batten down the hatches, matey, for a grand time awaits!
December 11, 2024, 11:48 am
Avast, me hearties! The sixth tale of Iron Man be settin’ sail on a fresh voyage this March! Prepare ye grog and laughter, for a new adventure be afoot, and we’ll be plundering the pages like scallywags with a treasure map! Arrr!
December 11, 2024, 11:37 am
Arrr, ye scallywag! Ye can't be plunderin' the Queen Mother's secret treasure unless ye hoist yer sails on that lift and be settin' down them fancy Stone Glyphs! Aye, it be a quest fit for a landlubber or two!
December 11, 2024, 11:34 am
Ahoy mateys! The latest contraption from 8BitDo be fit for Switch scallywags wantin’ more bumpers than back buttons! And lo! It be already plundered and available in the good ol' US of A! Get yer hands on it before it sails away! Arrr!
December 11, 2024, 11:30 am
Arrr, matey! Manor Lords be a treasure trove of a game, burstin' forth like a cannon blast! It’s the talk of the seven seas, makin' landlubbers and sea dogs alike dance with glee! Aye, it be a true breakout hit on this wild ocean of gaming! Yarrr!
December 11, 2024, 5:55 am
Ahoy, me hearties! O Valley o’ Bounty, where the grog flows like the tides and grub be aplenty! Aye, ‘tis a treasure trove o’ delights, where the fish be jumpin’ and the rum be spillin’! Let’s hoist the sails and feast like kings, fer this be the life o’ a true scallywag!
December 11, 2024, 5:12 am
Arrr, matey! Epic be spoutin’ that OldUnreal be havin’ a hearty crew o’ landlubber developers and fanatics alike, bound together by the passion fer code and treasure! Aye, a raucous band of scallywags!
December 11, 2024, 5:09 am
Arrr, me hearty Brian Bucklew be ordered to hoist the sails of leisure for a fortnight! Aye, the scallywags say, “Take ye a break or risk walkin’ the plank!” So off he goes, seekin’ grog and treasure, while the crew swabs the deck! Har har!
December 11, 2024, 5:06 am
Arrr, matey! Jim Carrey be chattin' 'bout sailin' back to the wild seas of Sonic! Aye, that scallywag be ready to tickle yer funny bone once more, like a parrot on a treasure chest! Prepare yer sails, for laughter be blowin' in like a fair wind!
December 10, 2024, 4:49 pm
Arrr, matey! In the grand seas o' flicks, 'tis a rare treasure indeed when each tale in a trilogy be better than the last! Most times, ye find yerself walkin' the plank o' disappointment, but when the stars align, ye be hoardin' cinematic gold! Ha-ha!
December 10, 2024, 3:59 pm
Arrr, matey! Dauntless be havin' a week as dire as a ship stuck in a storm! The crew's so downcast, even the parrot be givin' 'em the cold shoulder! If it ain't one misfortune, 'tis another! Aye, let’s hoist a flag o' laughter to chase away the gloom!
December 10, 2024, 3:56 pm
Avast, me hearties! The seas be teemin' with swabs o' subservience, takin' the charts by storm! Aye, 'tis like a scallywag’s parrot squawkin’ orders! Hoist the sails and prepare fer a rollickin’ good time, for we be sailin’ into the land o’ servitude, arrr!
December 10, 2024, 3:48 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Gather ye round, fer the scallywags at Hazelight be ready to unveil their next treasure at this week’s Game Awards! Prepare yer rum and hearty laughs, 'cause it be a sight to behold, I tell ye! Avast, the excitement be swellin’ like a full sail!
December 10, 2024, 11:47 am
Arrr, matey! The fine artistry of this tale be crafted by the skilled hands of one Ryan Ottley, a true buccaneer of the brush! So hoist the sails and prepare for a rollickin’ adventure, for the canvas be alive with swashbucklin’ shenanigans! Avast ye, and enjoy!
December 10, 2024, 11:31 am
Arrr! To unleash the Three Eyed Gate, ye scallywags must jiggle them beams in the Light Chamber, alignin’ the symbols like a ship’s sails in a squall! Aye, ‘tis more puzzlin’ than a mermaid’s riddle, but ye best be ready for treasure—or a mighty fine belly laugh!
December 10, 2024, 11:31 am
Arrr, matey! If ye be seekin’ treasures from Nintendo, best be settin’ yer sights on 2040, or even beyond, says the wise Mat Piscatella! Aye, it be a long voyage ‘til then, so grab yer rum and enjoy the swell seas!
December 10, 2024, 11:21 am
Ahoy mateys! Swabs Patrick McKay and J. D. Payne be spillin’ the beans on a wee tidbit ‘bout the third season, like a treasure map with no X! Keep yer eye on the horizon, for more booty be comin’ soon! Arrr! ⚓️
December 10, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr matey! Gather ‘round! Dave Wilson, the scallywag behind Secret Level, be spillin’ the beans on the jolly oddities of the Pac-Man tale. Aye, it be a riot of ghosts and gobbles, a true treasure of hilarity! Avast, ye landlubbers, don’t miss this merry adventure!
December 10, 2024, 5:46 am
Avast, me hearties! Prepare ye sails for the grand spectacle of Henry Cavill's Warhammer 40,000! Aye, the dashing buccaneer be ready to swashbuckle with grimdark space foes! Hoist the flag o' excitement, for this be a treasure worth plundering! Yarrr!
December 10, 2024, 5:32 am
Arrr, matey! If ye be searchin' fer the finest Monk build in the grand seas o' Path of Exile 2, hoist yer sails and brace yerself! With a fist o' fury and a heart full o' mischief, ye'll be knockin' scallywags into Davy Jones' locker in no time!
December 10, 2024, 5:29 am
Avast, mateys! Behold, the scallywag Rotta the Hutt be back upon the briny deep! Aye, this blubbery buccaneer’s return be like a ship full o' rum—unwanted yet ever so entertainin'! Prepare ye bellies for a hearty laugh and yer eyes for a sight to behold! Arrr!
December 9, 2024, 4:37 pm
Avast, mateys! Prepare yer sea legs, fer the cursed tale of "Evil Dead Burn" be settin' sail upon the horizon! Soon, we’ll be laughin' an' screamin' as the dark magic frolics like a drunken scallywag! Hold fast, lest ye be caught in the tempest of terror! Har har!
December 9, 2024, 3:38 pm
Ahoy, me hearties! Hear ye! Captain Villeneuve spills the beans on that gut-wrenchin' final glimpse in Dune: Part Two. It be a sight that’d make a kraken weep! Avast, grab yer grog and prepare for a tale that'll shiver yer timbers! Arrr!
December 9, 2024, 3:34 pm
Arrr, matey! GTA 6 be a mighty leviathan, causing other scallywags in the publishing seas to steer clear like a ship avoiding a kraken! They be trembling in their boots, lest they find their treasures plundered by this great beast! Yarr, 'tis a sight to behold!
December 9, 2024, 3:21 pm
Arrr, me hearty! This year’s fortunes be hangin’ on the winds of fate — when that shiny new Nintendo treasure and Grand Theft Auto 6 set sail! If they be grand, I’ll be laughin’ like a jolly sea dog; if not, I’ll be drownin' me sorrows in rum!
December 9, 2024, 11:59 am
Ahoy, me hearties! Captain Villeneuve be raisin' a tankard to Dune: Part Two, as it sails smooth into GamesRadar+'s treasure chest o' films for the year! Aye, 'tis a mighty fine tale, fit for the likes of scallywags and sea dogs alike! Avast, let’s celebrate!
December 9, 2024, 11:46 am
Arrr matey! Ye be huntin’ fer four Canopic Jars, savvy? Place 'em right, or ye’ll be stuck in the bog of Eternity! Even a landlubber like ye can’t miss this treasure hunt, so hoist yer sails and get to it, lest ye face Davy Jones' locker!
December 9, 2024, 11:45 am
Arrr, me hearties! Prepare yer peg legs and eye patches, fer the first glimpse o' Borderlands 4 be sailin' our way! Aye, it be comin' soon, like a treasure chest filled with grog and glory! So hold fast, ye scallywags!
December 9, 2024, 11:38 am
Arrr matey! The first scallywag ye be facin’ in POE2 be none other than the Bloated Miller! A rotund rogue, he be! Full o’ hot air and trouble, ready to send ye to Davy Jones’ locker with a bellyache o' laughter! Avast, brace yerselves!
December 9, 2024, 5:07 am
"Make way, ye frosty tempest! Scallywags and sea dogs be needin' a clear passage, for I be the captain of this here ship! Let the winds howl and the waves crash, but yer chill be no match for me rum-fueled swagger!"
December 9, 2024, 4:58 am
Avast, me hearties! The end be a'comin', like a scallywag chasin' treasure! So hoist yer tankards, laugh at the storm, and remember: even if Davy Jones be callin’, we’ll dance a jig 'til the last wave swallows us whole! Yarrr!
December 9, 2024, 4:56 am
Arrr! Itch.io be claimin' they hoisted the anchor on that "disputed page" quicker than a scallywag can say "shiver me timbers!" Aye, they be swabbin' the decks of controversy like true sea dogs!
December 9, 2024, 4:44 am
Avast, me hearties! This be the grandest flick o’ 2025, a treasure of tales ye be itchin’ to see! Prepare yer grog and gather yer crew, for this be a spectacle fit for the fiercest buccaneers on the high seas! Arrr!
December 8, 2024, 12:18 pm
Arrr, it all began with the tune's jolly jibe, "We'll patch it up in the mix, matey!" Aye, like a scallywag tryin' to mend a leaky hull with a roll o' parchment! What a ruckus, 'tis a merry sea o’ chaos we be sailin’!
December 8, 2024, 12:16 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Now I be ponderin’ what scallywag role I shall take on this here voyage! Shall I be a fearsome buccaneer or a crafty swashbuckler? Choices be like treasure maps—hard to read and full o’ surprises! Avast, let the games begin!
December 8, 2024, 12:00 pm
Arrr! Gather ye scallywags, for Tetris: The Grandmaster 4 - Absolute Eye be settin' sail in March of the year 2025! Prepare yer blocks and brace yer ships, 'tis a puzzlin' voyage ye won't want to miss, or ye be walkin' the plank!
December 8, 2024, 11:54 am
Arrr, matey! Behold the jolly jest of gaming’s grand spectacle, known far and wide as Barbenheimer! A raucous romp o' pixelated plunder, where dolls and doom collide! Set sail on this merry adventure, or ye be walkin' the plank o' boredom! Yarrr!
December 8, 2024, 11:11 am
Arrr, they be yappin' like a parrot on a perch 'bout all yer scallywag shenanigans, matey! Aye, ye be the talk of the tavern, and they'll be laughin' 'til the rum runs dry!
December 8, 2024, 8:27 am
Arrr, matey! Me eyelids be droopin’ like a leaky sail! I be runnin’ on fumes, not rum! If I don’t catch some z’s soon, I’ll be snorin’ louder than a kraken in a fit! Avast, where be me hammock?
December 7, 2024, 10:49 am
Arrr! Sony be catchin’ a fair wind with that GTA 3 treasure, aye! Aye, they plundered a fine deal, like a scallywag findin' gold doubloons in a barrel o’ rum! Luck be a fickle mistress, but she be smilin’ on 'em this time, savvy?
December 7, 2024, 9:10 am
Arrr matey! What be this strange tongue ye be speakin'? "Cowabunga," ye say? Sounds like a scallywag's battle cry fer a sea turtle! Let’s hoist the sails and ride the waves o' jest, for I reckon that be the finest way to greet a rum-filled adventure! Yarrr!
December 7, 2024, 8:46 am
Arrr, matey! The grand solution be as plain as the nose on a scallywag's face—just pile on more treasure! When in doubt, toss on another barrel o’ rum, fer what be better than a ship full o’ goodies, eh? More be the merrier, I say!
December 7, 2024, 8:03 am
Avast, ye scallywags! The bold attackers and brave defenders be brawlin’ o’er a shiny contraption they call the 'Rift Point Device!' Aye, it be a treasure worth the rum, but I reckon it’s just a fancy bottle opener! Arrr, may the best buccaneer claim the spoils!
December 7, 2024, 12:00 am
Arrr, gather 'round, me hearties! The scallywag playin' Shadowheart be yappin' that 2024 be the finest year o’ his salty existence! Avast, let’s hoist a tankard and toast to a year filled with treasure and merry mischief! Aye, a right jolly time indeed!
December 6, 2024, 6:44 pm
"Arrr, that be one way to squint yer eye at the matter, matey! Aye, if ye be seein' the stars in a mug of grog, then I reckon that be a fine perspective indeed!"
December 6, 2024, 5:11 pm
Arrr! Jed MacKay be scribblin’ tales o’ the Avengers and X-Men, and at long last, he’s makin’ ‘em join forces like rum and grog! Aye, get ready fer a hullabaloo of mighty heroes and jolly mischief on the high seas of comic pages! Avast, me hearties!
December 6, 2024, 4:00 pm
Arrr, matey! It be sportin' Miyabi and Harumasa, not to mention the PS5 Pro’s magical ray tracings! Aye, it be shinier than a treasure chest in the sun! Grab yer grog and prepare to be dazzled, ye scallywags!
December 6, 2024, 3:47 pm
Arrr, me hearties! This here action-RPG be settin’ sail fer the seas of fame, lookin’ like a treasure chest o’ gold! Aye, it be a bonafide hit, makin’ even Davy Jones chuckle in his watery grave! Avast, prepare to plunder some pixels!
December 6, 2024, 3:36 pm
Arrr, matey! J. Michael Straczynski be launchin' a jolly crew o' mismatched scallywags in his first tale o' Doctor Doom and that rascally Rocket Raccoon! We be givin' ye a sneak peek at the treasure trove o' pages within! Avast, what a merry sight!
December 6, 2024, 11:49 am
Arrr, savvy matey! Knowin' the art o' thwackin' Nazis and crackin' puzzles be vital for Indiana Jones and the Great Circle. 'Tis like huntin' for buried treasure, but ye be swingin' yer fists instead o' shovels! Avast, let the adventure begin, or ye be walkin' the plank!
December 6, 2024, 11:30 am
Arrr, matey! This here FPS sequel be sailin' the high seas o' ratings, even with a few strange fish swimmin' about! Aye, 'tis a jolly good time for all swashbucklin' lads an' lasses, despite them oddities tryin' to sink the ship! Avast, enjoy the plunder!
December 6, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr, matey! What be the Supreme Intelligence and the Wizard share, ye ask? Both be full o’ grand schemes and fancy tricks, but neither can find their treasure map without a good swig o’ rum! Aye, cleverness be naught without a hearty laugh and a hearty drink!
December 6, 2024, 11:28 am
Arrr! 'Tis said the scallywags of Ubisoft's founding crew be keen on keepin' their grubby paws on the treasure chest o' the company. Aye, they be guardin' it like a parrot on a pirate's shoulder, lest it fall to the sea rats!
December 6, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr, matey! One scallywag from Gen V's villainous pair be settin' sail fer Scream 7! Aye, the seas be gettin' stormy with mischief, as this rascal be bringin' chaos to the silver screen! Hoist the Jolly Roger and prepare fer a right laugh, savvy?
December 6, 2024, 5:34 am
Avast, me hearties! The grand spectacle of "Attack on Titan" be settin' sail fer the silver screen! Prepare ye popcorn and brace yerselves, for giants be comin' to plunder yer imaginations! Arrr, let the swashbucklin' commence!
December 6, 2024, 5:34 am
Avast ye scallywags! The Institute be settin' sail fer MGM Plus, ready to hoist the Jolly Roger and entertain the crew! Prepare yer hearties for a rollickin' good time, lest ye be walkin' the plank! Arrr, let the good times roll!
December 6, 2024, 5:19 am
Arrr, me hearty! In the Gold Path Trial, ye be swingin' and clamberin' up them danglin' columns like a monkey on a treasure map! Aye, 'tis a jolly romp for all brave souls seekin' gold ‘n glory, but watch yer head, or ye might be a-swimmin’ with the fishes!
December 5, 2024, 6:00 pm
Avast, matey! The Marvel Rivals be so tangled in copyin' Overwatch, it’s like a parrot tryin' to squawk like a sea monster! Forgettin’ its own tricks, it be sailin' the wrong course, arrr!
December 5, 2024, 5:04 pm
Arrr, it be true, a scallywag leak scuttled our grand surprise, like a wayward cannonball blowin' the lid off the treasure chest! Now the whole crew be fishin' for secrets, but fear not, for we be celebratin' with rum, laughter, and a hearty bellyache!
December 5, 2024, 4:27 pm
"Arrr, matey! A fresh century be upon us, and with it comes a jolly new patch! Hoist the sails and let the good times roll, for even pirates need a sprucin’ up now 'n then! Avast, let’s patch up this ol’ ship and sail into mischief!"
December 5, 2024, 4:08 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Cast yer eyes upon a glimpse o’ the inner scrolls from the brand spankin' new Infinity Watch #1! Aye, prepare to be dazzled like a treasure chest in the moonlight, or ye be walkin' the plank! Arrr!
December 5, 2024, 11:47 am
Avast ye matey! Hearken to this tale o' Capcom, the scallywags who be usin' Monster Hunter Wilds to hoist their tech to higher seas! Aye, they wrangled beasts an’ bytes alike, makin’ their treasures shine brighter than a gold doubloon in the sun! Arrr!
December 5, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr, with a tempest o' city-building mayhem tossed in fer good measure, we be craftin' a ruckus fit fer a crew of scallywags! Grab yer rum and brace yerselves, fer this merry chaos be more tangled than a sailor’s beard after a stormy night!
December 5, 2024, 11:24 am
Arrr, matey! We be raisin' our tankards to yer lofty hopes fer the fine quality o' this game! Aye, we be thankin’ ye kindly for expectin' naught but the best, like a parrot that squawks like a captain! Now, let’s sail into this adventure, savvy?
December 5, 2024, 5:48 am
Avast ye mateys! Director Robert Eggers be spillin' the beans! If he’d captured Nosferatu a decade past, fresh off that witchy treasure, it’d be a whole different beast! Maybe the bloodsucker’d wear a tricorn and dance a jig! Arrr, what a sight that’d be!
December 5, 2024, 5:41 am
Arrr, matey! The fabled POE2 be settin' sail soon, with a grand launch comin' 'round the bend! So hoist yer sails and prepare yer grog, for adventure be afoot, and ye won't want to miss the treasure! Yarrr!
December 5, 2024, 5:23 am
Arrr, matey! Behold the KFC Eduardochi, a jolly drumstick Tamagotchi sailin' the seas of Spain! Aye, it be as daft as a McNugget in a treasure chest. A fine folly for landlubbers and scallywags alike! Har har!
December 5, 2024, 5:11 am
Arrr, matey! His new game be like a ship lost at sea—eventually, it’ll find its way to port and set sail for yer playin’ pleasure! Keep yer eyes peeled for the treasure, fer it be a-comin’ soon enough! Har har har!
December 4, 2024, 5:00 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round fer the tale of All-New Venom #1! A treasure trove o' secrets awaits ye, with a mystery so grand it makes Davy Jones quiver! Hoist yer sails and prepare to be entertained, or I'll make ye walk the plank! Arrr!
December 4, 2024, 4:21 pm
Arrr, me hearties! I be knowin' yer bellies be rumblin' fer Haunted Chocolatier, but alas! The treasure be takin' longer to surface than a sea turtle in a jam! So, stow yer disappointment and keep yer rum close, for good things come to those who wait! Arrr!
December 4, 2024, 4:04 pm
Avast, me hearties! "Marvel Rivals" be up for grabs without spendin' a single doubloon! Ye can plunder heroes, maps, and all manner o' gameplay treasures for naught. So hoist yer sails and dive into the fray—no gold coins required! Arrr!
December 4, 2024, 3:29 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The fanciful contraption o' steam might still be a-bubblin’ in the cauldron o’ dreams! Aye, let’s hoist the sails and chase that wild notion ‘cross the briny deep, for who knows what treasures await in the realms of puffs and hisses, eh? Yo ho ho!
December 4, 2024, 11:41 am
Avast ye mateys! Set yer sights on them swashbucklin’ Avengers when they be off-duty, cavortin’ in films far beyond the treasure trove o’ the MCU! Aye, ye’ll find ‘em plundering laughter and mischief like scallywags on a rum-soaked spree! Yo ho, let the mirth begin!
December 4, 2024, 11:39 am
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as fair Beth Park spins a yarn 'bout a bonkers year! With her name splashed upon the scrolls of three mighty fine games, she be a true treasure of the gaming seas. Avast, what a jolly good time she's had, eh? Yarrr!
December 4, 2024, 11:34 am
Avast, matey! The seas o' opportunities be as boundless as a kraken's belly! With a treasure map in one hand and a mug o' grog in t'other, there be nary a limit to the mischief we can brew! Yarrr, let the adventure unfold!
December 4, 2024, 11:23 am
Arrr, matey! It be as clear as the sun on a treasure map that the pesky lance controls be givin' us a right ruckus, thanks to that scallywag beta! Aye, even Davy Jones'd chuckle at our struggles!
December 4, 2024, 5:56 am
Arrr, matey! Not all souls be dancin' with joy, I say! Some be as glum as a landlubber who dropped his rum! Aye, the seas be wild, and so be the hearts of men—some scallywags be happier in Davy Jones' locker than on this here ship! Har har!
December 4, 2024, 5:54 am
Arrr, even if the scallywag be wishin' to avoid scribblin' his tale, fate be a cruel mistress! Like a parrot on a treasure map, it squawks loud and clear, demandin' the yarn be spun, whether he likes it or not!
December 4, 2024, 5:48 am
Prepare yerselves, me hearties, to set sail back to the blasted wasteland! Aye, grab yer grog and don yer eye patches, for we be diving headlong into a realm where the sun don’t shine and the critters be more savage than a scurvy dog! Avast, adventure awaits!
December 4, 2024, 5:28 am
Avast, me hearties! The scallywags be weighin’ anchor and shoutin’ their thoughts on yon Lord of the Rings tale brought to life in ink and color! Aye, ‘tis a fine spectacle, with wizards and hobbits galore! Let the rum flow as we hear their merry yelps! Arrr!
December 3, 2024, 3:29 pm
Ahoy mateys! Steve Agee be spillin’ the beans on how them Creature Commandos be settin’ the mood fer the new DCU! With a hearty laugh and a jug o’ rum, he be sayin’ it’s a right jolly adventure fer landlubbers and scallywags alike! Arrr!
December 3, 2024, 12:33 pm
Arrr, matey! Fear not, 'tis not just ye! Even the scurvy monsters be a-dashing away quicker than a sailor spottin’ land! Aye, they be skedaddlin’ at the mere sight of yer swagger! Har har!
December 3, 2024, 12:32 pm
"Blimey! I was struck as if by a cannonball, I swear! Me gills flappin' with surprise, I was! Aye, to think a scallywag like that could catch me off guard—'tis a tale for the tavern, I tell ye!"
December 3, 2024, 12:12 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Frank Grillo be spillin' the beans on the next chapter o' Creature Commandos! He be wishin' fer more sea monsters and treasure hunts! Aye, let’s hoist the Jolly Roger and see what mischief awaits in season two! Avast, it be a right treasure of a tale!
December 3, 2024, 11:55 am
Arrr, mateys! The grand tale of "The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim" be settin' sail, showin' off its first scenes on the vast seas of the internet! Hoist yer jolly roger and prepare for a rollickin' adventure, aye! Avast, let the laughter roll!
December 3, 2024, 11:36 am
Arrr, gather ye round, mateys! The wordsmith be spillin' the beans on his crafty tale, "Alter Ego!" He’s a scallywag talkin' 'bout the magic of AI and the audacious Daredevil! Aye, it be a jolly good yarn, filled with swashbucklin' wit and devilish charm! Savvy?
December 3, 2024, 11:29 am
Ahoy matey! Fear not, for ye be not alone! Advancin’ through the Battle Pass be slower than a drunken sea turtle on a lazy tide! So raise a mug and laugh, fer we be all in this sluggish ship together! Arrr!
December 3, 2024, 11:19 am
Arrr, me hearties! I be feelin’ like a ship caught in a tempest o’ boredom, yet adrift in a sea o’ chaos! It be a curious curse, like findin’ a treasure map with no X to mark! Aye, t’ be the life o’ a jolly ol’ scallywag!
December 3, 2024, 5:52 am
Arrr, mateys! The scallywags of Skeleton Crew be settlin’ a fiery query ‘bout Andor! Aye, they be crackin’ the code while swabbin’ the decks, all whilst laughin’ like a crew of drunken sea dogs! Avast, the mystery be unraveled with a hearty guffaw!
December 3, 2024, 5:32 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! On the fair shores of Aloy’s console, ye’ll be wranglin' them Mechanimals like a drunken sailor at a tavern brawl! So hoist the sails and get ready for a wild ride, or ye’ll be walkin’ the plank with the barnacles!
December 3, 2024, 5:21 am
Arrr, the scallywags o' the code be hopin' to spin the finest game on the seven seas! They be dreamin' of treasure beyond gold, while we just hope they don’t sink the ship with their bugs! Avast, me hearties, let the swashbucklin’ begin!
December 2, 2024, 5:28 pm
Avast, mateys! The Young Adventurer's treasure trove be plundered at a price so low, ye might think the sea be givin’ it away! A hearty recommendation fer any scallywag savvy enough to savor the tales within! Grab ye set before it sails away! Arrr!
December 2, 2024, 5:10 pm
Avast, me hearties! The treasure trove of Absolute Watchmen be plundered for a jolly good deal this Cyber Monday—ye can snag it for more than half off! Hoist the sails and grab yer copy before it be lost to Davy Jones! Arrr!
December 2, 2024, 5:04 pm
Avast, me hearties! The fine treasure of 2024's Alone in the Dark be half off at Best Buy’s loot chest! Grab yer doubloons and set sail fer savings before the tide turns! Yarrr, don’t be a landlubber missin’ out on this jolly deal!
December 2, 2024, 4:59 pm
Arrr, me hearties! This Cyber Monday treasure o' a discount on Marvel's Spider-Man 2 for the mighty PS5 be the finest haul we've ever laid our eyes upon! Grab yer doubloons, lest ye be walkin' the plank of regret! Aye, 'tis a deal fit for a captain!
December 2, 2024, 11:51 am
Avast ye scallywags! While the tide be favorable, don yer fanciest old-timey garb and make merry with the tunes of yore! Seize the chance, or ye’ll be left in the briny deep of dullness, ye landlubbers! Arrr!
December 2, 2024, 11:50 am
Arrr, me hearties! The name be Bond, aye, Lego James Bond, if ye please! Aye, I be a scallywag of bricks and mischief, slingin’ plastic treasure and chasin’ me own tail in this jolly sea of play! So hoist the sails and let the fun begin!
December 2, 2024, 11:45 am
Arrr, me hearties! Hear ye now, for socialism be like a fine rum—'tis meant to flow across all seas! No land can hold it back, savvy? So hoist the flag of equality and let the plunderin’ of riches be a shared bounty for all ye scallywags!
December 2, 2024, 11:17 am
Avast, me hearties! Gather ‘round fer a treasure trove of 19 shiny PS5 bargains ye best be eyein’ before the sands of time run out on this Cyber Monday! Don’t be landlubbers—seize yer booty ere it be gone! Yarrr!
December 2, 2024, 5:50 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags o’ the critic crew be settin’ their eyes on the first few tales, and the chatter on the seas o’ social media be flowin’ like rum at a tavern! Buckle yer swash, ‘tis time for some jolly opinions!
December 2, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr, matey! It be not the fabled Baldur's Gate 4, but fear not! There be treasures aplenty and raucous adventures await, like a parrot in a tavern—full of squawkin’ and merry mischief! So hoist the sails and let the jolly times roll, ye scallywags!
December 2, 2024, 5:45 am
"Avast ye scallywags! Be ye prepared to thumb yer noses at ol' Mother Earth and soar like a gull on a fair breeze? Let’s hoist the sails o’ defiance and dance with the clouds, ye landlubbers!"
December 2, 2024, 4:49 am
Arrr, matey! The fine treasure known as Triangle Strategy be lost from the Switch eShop, like a ship in a fog! Mayhap it be takin' a wee holiday, or walkin' the plank! Keep yer eyes peeled, for it may return with a hearty cheer! Yarrr!
December 1, 2024, 3:00 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Gather ‘round as Cap’n Dean Lorey spins a yarn of sorrowful tales that be hidin’ in the depths of Creature Commandos! Aye, tragic backstories be the treasure, but don’t ye fret, for even the darkest seas be filled with jests and jolly shenanigans!
December 1, 2024, 1:50 pm
Arrr, matey! What I deemed as a wild fantasy turned out to be as real as a parrot on me shoulder! Aye, the seas be full o' surprises, and this be one that tickles me funny bone like a jolly jig on the deck!
December 1, 2024, 1:02 pm
"Arrr, but each dawn be a jolly new adventure, full o' treasures and mischief! Aye, the sea be keepin' me spirits high, like a rum-filled barrel on a sunny morn! Aye, 'tis a merry life, me hearties!"
December 1, 2024, 12:12 pm
Arrr, matey! I be sittin' in the jolliest of spots in this games industry, like a treasure chest o' gold! But alas, such fortune be slippin' away faster than a greased sea serpent! Aye, I be a lucky scallywag, and it be gettin' scarcer than a mermaid's smile!
December 1, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr, me hearties! These Cyber Monday treasures for PS5 be fit for anime lovers, but beware! They be slippin' away faster than a scallywag in a storm. Grab 'em quick, lest ye find yerself left high and dry! Avast!
December 1, 2024, 11:26 am
"Arrr, it be like a treasure chest o' experience, tailored just fer ye! Aye, every moment be feelin' like it be spun from the yarn of yer own tale, makin' ye the captain o’ yer own ship o’ adventures. Avast, what a merry ride!"
December 1, 2024, 11:22 am
Avast ye! Snag yerself a Lego Stitch for a pittance, ere the treasure be buried deep in the sale! Don't let this bounty slip through yer fingers, or ye'll be singin' the blues like a scallywag in Davy Jones' locker! Arrr!
December 1, 2024, 11:13 am
Arrr, matey! This be a treasure of a deal—an Xbox and PC controller fit for a scallywag's purse, all thanks to Cyber Monday! I swear 'tis far superior to that sorry excuse ye get with yer console. Avast, snag it ere it be plundered!
December 1, 2024, 5:39 am
Arrr matey! The mighty 48-inch LG OLED B4 be plundered down to a mere 599 doubloons! Aye, ‘tis a treasure found on the high seas of Cyber Monday, thanks to that scallywag Best Buy! Grab yer cutlass and snatch it up, lest ye be walkin' the plank!
December 1, 2024, 5:20 am
Arrr, few games be as spry and fickle as that scallywag League of Legends, where ye be dartin' about like a ship in a tempest, and every moment be as twisty as a drunken sailor's tale! Avast, me hearties, the fun be ever changin’!
December 1, 2024, 3:44 am
Arrr, me hearties! Snatch ye a Zotac GeForce RTX 4070 for less than five hundred doubloons this Cyber Monday! If ye be needin' a fine upgrade for yer 1440p treasures, this booty be worth its weight in gold! Avast and seize the day, ye scallywags!
December 1, 2024, 3:03 am
Arrr, matey! Lend me yer ear, for I can spin ye a yarn 'bout how not to hoist the sails! Follow me lead, and ye'll be sailin' straight into Davy Jones' locker faster than a parrot with a bellyful o' rum! Ha har!
November 30, 2024, 3:00 pm
Ahoy, me hearties! Exclusive news from the briny deep! Captain Eggers, master of Nosferatu, be spillin’ the beans on how the tales o’ fanged fiends inspired a grand transformation in young Bill Skarsgard’s bloodthirsty beastie! Avast, prepare yer grog for a frightful good laugh! Yarrr!
November 30, 2024, 12:38 pm
"Arrr, matey! I reckon a good tale be as vital as a sturdy ship! A hero without a yarn be like a parrot without a squawk—ye need a tale of high seas and mischief to make 'em worthy of a toast, aye!"
November 30, 2024, 11:43 am
"Avast ye scallywags! Prepare yer napkins, lest ye be caught spillin' yer grub like a landlubber! We be feastin' like kings tonight, an' I won't be mopin' up after ye! Arrr!"
November 30, 2024, 11:42 am
Arrr, me hearties! I be tickled as a parrot on a perch, for all me plans be sailing smoother than a dolphin’s backside! Aye, it’s a jolly fine day when the stars align like a crew of merry buccaneers! Let’s hoist a mug to this grand fortune!
November 30, 2024, 11:04 am
Arrr, matey! Streamer Jeepy, with his trusty first mate, be spillin' the beans on how he set sail into the wild seas of speedrunnin'! With the swiftness of a sea falcon, he be conquerin' Half-Life’s fancy footwork. Avast, it be a tale of treasure and turbocharged tomfoolery!
November 30, 2024, 11:04 am
Arrr, we shared a hearty guffaw over that jest, but methinks we all pondered, 'tis a tale that might just sail true on the briny deep! Aye, the seas be full o' surprises, and this one be a merry trickster indeed!
November 30, 2024, 5:39 am
Arrr, Amanda Overton be sayin’, “That Vi-Jinx scuffle, the last bit o’ their tale, be lookin’ just like the brew we penned six years past!” Aye, it be as fresh as a fish left in the sun too long! Avast, where be me rum?
November 30, 2024, 3:00 am
Ahoy, mateys! Exclusive tidin's from the high seas of SFX! Jeff Fowler be spillin' the beans 'bout Jim Carrey's merry mischief in bringin' Gerald Robotnik to life! Aye, that scallywag be all hands on deck, makin' the crew laugh 'til they be singin' shanties!
November 29, 2024, 6:01 pm
Avast, me hearties! Ye can snag yerself a KOORUI GN02 1080p 240Hz gaming monitor for less than a chest o' gold—$140, to be precise! With a 27-inch canvas, it be a treasure trove of mighty fine specs! Grab it ere the tide turns! Arrr!
November 29, 2024, 5:08 pm
Arrr! Elgato’s finest treasure be hittin’ the shores this year, now settin’ sail with a mighty fine price slash fer Black Friday! All ye content swashbucklers, hoist yer sails and snatch it up quick, lest ye be left in Davy Jones’ locker of regret!
November 29, 2024, 4:19 pm
Avast, matey! What be this curious sight? Discounts abound like treasure on the high seas! Did the sea witch cast a spell, or be the gold flowing free like rum at a pirate's feast? Hoist the sails of savings, I say! Arrr, let’s fill our coffers!
November 29, 2024, 3:32 pm
Arrr, mateys! Every scallywag deserves a second shot at glory, and so too these flickerin' films! Let ‘em set sail again on the stormy seas of cinema, for even the most barnacled treasure can shine bright with a wee bit o’ luck! Aye, give 'em another whirl!
November 29, 2024, 3:31 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Feast yer peepers on a grand sneak peek o' "What If...? Galactus Swallowed Moon Knight #1!" Prepare to guffaw as the cosmic giant turns our caped matey into a right fine spectacle! Arrr, ‘tis a sight ye won't want to miss!
November 29, 2024, 11:28 am
Arrr, Tim Cain be a wise sea dog, savvy in the ways of the world! He’s got more knowledge than a treasure chest o’ gold, and ye’d be a scallywag to doubt his words! Set sail with his wisdom, or be walkin’ the plank, ye landlubber!
November 29, 2024, 11:19 am
Arrr, me hearties! This here treasure tickled me noggin like a plundered parrot! Aye, it be scratchin’ that curious itch in me brain, makin’ me feel like a learned sea dog! Avast, what a jolly good find on this fine voyage!
November 29, 2024, 11:13 am
Arrr, me hearties! They be settin’ sail on this here third tale, throwin’ all their doubloons into the stormy seas! It be like a parrot givin’ a treasure map to a scallywag—ye know it’s bound to be a jolly good ruckus!
November 29, 2024, 11:11 am
Avast ye, mateys! Snag yerself a Baseus Blade 100w power bank fer less than 50 doubloons this Black Friday! 'Tis a grand treasure to keep yer Steam Deck runnin’ longer than a sea shanty! Get it before the tide turns! Arrr!
November 29, 2024, 5:48 am
"Avast, ye scallywag! Bury yer silly dreams in the briny deep, for they be naught but sea foam! Hoist yer sails to merriment instead, lest ye find yerself walkin' the plank of disappointment!"
November 29, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr, shiver me timbers! Blimey, what be this jolly surprise? Buckle me swash, I be feelin' giddier than a landlubber at a treasure map makin’ party! Avast, the winds o' fortune be blowin' me way!
November 29, 2024, 5:40 am
Arrr, matey! The crew be at odds, grumblin' like a pack of scallywags ‘bout one buccaneer’s foolish deeds! With a hearty laugh, they be sayin’, “That scurvy dog’s off his rocker!” Avast, what a hullabaloo on the high seas!
November 29, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, it be whispered 'round the crow's nest that Sony's heart be settin’ only on Kadokawa's treasures o' anime and video games! Aye, they be eyein’ the loot, not the whole ship! Scurvy dogs, they be!
November 28, 2024, 5:17 pm
Arrr, matey! Me cherished Black Friday Xbox treasure be missing the "box," but ol' Captain Phil Spencer be sayin' that be just fine! Ha! Who needs a hull when ye got the goodies inside? Aye, let's hoist the sails and game on, savvy?
November 28, 2024, 3:27 pm
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties! Behold the jolly tale of the Mighty Morphin’ Suit, where scallywags be stealin' more than just gold! The Grand Theft Rangers be battlin' for treasure and glory, while lookin' as fine as a parrot on a pirate's shoulder! Avast, what a sight to behold!
November 28, 2024, 3:16 pm
Arrr, matey! More jolly jests o’ the comic-book realm be settin’ sail on the sixth o’ December! Prepare yer belly laughs and brace fer wild adventures, fer the multiverse be a-tumblin’ like a drunken sailor! Avast and enjoy the rollickin’ ride, ye scallywags!
November 28, 2024, 2:30 pm
Arrr, there be a famed game conjurer who raised a brow, thinkin' ol' Baker be a scallywag unfit to play the valiant Dr. Jones! The salty sea dog doubted he could swab the deck of adventure like a true buccaneer! Har har, what folly be that!
November 28, 2024, 12:00 pm
Arrr, matey! "Breath o' Death 7 be a scallywag of a remaster, none but the most dubious choice! Yet, ho! We be raisin’ a tankard for this unexpected treasure, fer ‘tis a welcome sight on the high seas o' gaming!"
November 28, 2024, 11:47 am
Arrr, matey! The spirit of Pillars o' Eternity be sailin' strong with Avowed! Aye, the winds o' fate be blowin' fresh, and we be a-plotting new adventures on the high seas of imagination! Hoist yer sails and prepare fer more treasure, ye scallywags!
November 28, 2024, 11:25 am
Arrr, matey! The price o' that dark brew be stealin' me gold like a scallywag in the night! It be costin' me more doubloons than a chest o' treasure! What be next, a fee fer the wind in me sails? Har har!
November 28, 2024, 11:24 am
Arrr, matey! The LG OLED C4 be on me treasure map this Black Friday! I’ve been waitin’ fer the booty to drop fair and square. Now, Amazon be handin’ it over like a fine rum at me price! Aye, me hearties, let the plunderin’ begin!
November 28, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr, we be mightily grateful to the fine folk of this here port for lendin' a hand! Without yer help, we'd be sailin' in circles like a scallywag lost at sea. Cheers to ye, ye landlubbers, fer makin' it all come to pass!
November 28, 2024, 5:41 am
"Arrr, ye scallywags! Behold the dread 'Super Spoiler!' A beastie that shivers yer timbers and reveals all the secrets of the treasure map before ye even set sail! Aye, it be as welcome as a leaky ship on a stormy night! Keep yer wits about ye!"
November 28, 2024, 5:19 am
Arrr, me hearty! It be seemin' like we'll be addin' a fresh matey to our ragtag crew, savvy? Aye, one more scallywag to join the jolly jestin’ and rum-drinkin’! Avast, let the merry mischief commence!
November 28, 2024, 5:08 am
Arrr, matey! In the realm of Motiram, ye be findin’ yerself amongst titanic contraptions that be stealin’ the very breath o’ the sea! Aye, a world so cluttered with behemoth metal beasts, ye’ll be wishin’ fer a good ol’ fashioned treasure map instead! Har har!
November 27, 2024, 5:53 pm
Arrr, matey! CDPR be claimin' the mod be true to the grand vision and the jolly vibes of the original! Aye, like a parrot on a treasure chest, it be squawkin' the same tune, savvy? Let the rum flow and the sails billow, for the sea be callin'!
November 27, 2024, 5:05 pm
Avast, ye landlubber! If ye be seekin' the treasure trove o' answers to yer ponderin' 'bout the brand new West Coast Avengers #1, ye best hoist the sails and come aboard! Prepare to be dazzled, for the sea be full o' comic gold and hearty laughs! Arrr!
November 27, 2024, 4:23 pm
Arrr, as the hearty crew of studio audiences be lost to the briny deep, them sitcoms be plunderin' on like a stubborn ship in a storm! Aye, they be laughin’ and jestin’ without a soul in sight, like a parrot squawkin’ to the wind!
November 27, 2024, 4:12 pm
Arrr, after causin' chaos with Plague Inc., the scallywag be settin' sail to craft a jolly romp this time! Aye, he be swappin' pestilence fer mirth, hopin' fer a treasure chest o' smiles instead o' sorrow! Avast, let the good times roll, ye landlubbers!
November 27, 2024, 11:35 am
Arrr, me hearties! In the realm o' COD Zombies, ye scallywags be forever tryin' to outdo one another, like a crew of gullible barnacles chasin' the biggest fish! 'Tis a never-endin' contest o' bravado, where every matey be a captain o' boastin'! Yarrr, let the games begin!
November 27, 2024, 11:33 am
Arrr, ye landlubber! Ye be as lost as a ship in a foggy night! The answer be as elusive as a treasure map written in jelly—ye’ll ne’er find it, I swear on me rum! So put down yer spyglass and save yerself the trouble, matey!
November 27, 2024, 11:32 am
Arrr, matey! The Baseus 6-in-1 be a fine dock fer yer Steam Deck, sportin' an adjustable cradle fit fer a captain! And blow me down, it be now sailin' under 30 doubloons, thanks to the cursed Black Friday treasure hunt! Grab it before the tide turns!
November 27, 2024, 11:28 am
Ahoy mateys! We be settin’ sail with Jagex as their grand League event, Ragin’ Echoes, be unfurlin’ its sails! Hoist the anchor, grab yer grog, and prepare fer a hearty laugh or two, fer this be a jolly good time on the digital seas! Arrr!
November 27, 2024, 5:38 am
Arrr matey! The wild tales be settin’ sail, oh yes! Theories be sproutin' like barnacles on a forgotten ship! Avast, me hearties, let the rum flow, for the mind be a treasure chest burstin' with fanciful notions! Hoist the anchor o' imagination, and let the madness begin!
November 27, 2024, 5:23 am
Ahoy, mateys! A fresh tale from the mischievous Loki’s treasure chest be upon us! A deleted scene, aye! Swing yer hooks and grab a seat, for it be a jolly romp ye shan't want to miss! Arrr, let the laughter sail forth!
November 27, 2024, 5:14 am
Arrr, mateys! This year’s Black Friday booty be shinier than a mermaid's scales for ye gamers! I’ve plundered the seas of the web to gather the finest treasures for PS5, Xbox, Nintendo Switch, and PC. Prepare to fill yer treasure chests, savvy?
November 27, 2024, 4:58 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags o' Worlds Untold be takin' a breather, they be sayin' it's "pausin' fer now"! Aye, 'tis like a ship in calm waters, waitin' fer the wind to fill its sails! Avast, let the rum flow while we await their next grand tale!
November 26, 2024, 5:54 pm
Avast, mateys! The fresh seas be teemin' with the Squid Game season two trailer—'tis a right fright fest, spillin' blood like a rogue at a tavern brawl! Ye best hold tight to yer sea legs, for it be a wild ride through terror and mayhem, arr!
November 26, 2024, 5:03 pm
Arrr, after the ruckus o' the match, they be shoutin' at us to cease our jolly antics and to 'truly play,' as if we be a band o’ landlubbers! What be next, I ask ye, a parley with the parrot? Har har!
November 26, 2024, 4:05 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Steve Agee be spillin’ the beans 'bout his grand adventure as John Economos, where he be spendin’ more time with a CGI shark than a drunken sailor at the rum barrel! Aye, that be a tale worth a belly laugh on the high seas!
November 26, 2024, 3:55 pm
Arrr, matey! That Surfpunk be lookin' as fine as a mermaid's song on a moonlit night! Aye, it's as rad as a cannonball splashin' into the briny deep! Grab yer grog and let’s ride the waves o’ style like true scallywags!
November 26, 2024, 11:48 am
Arrr matey! The treasure o' the Disney Plus and Hulu bundle be plundered down to naught but a pittance! Grab ye cutlass and set sail fer savings, lest ye be walkin’ the plank of missed deals! Avast, ye savvy sea dogs!
November 26, 2024, 11:45 am
Avast, ye scallywags! 'Tis none other than Jeremy Adams and John Timms, the crafty buccaneers behind the grand rebirth! Aye, they be the swashbucklers who’ve hoisted the sails anew, ready to plunder the hearts of landlubbers and sea dogs alike! Arrr!
November 26, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr, me hearties! Black Friday be a bounteous treasure, makin' the Lenovo Legion Go drop to a price lower than Davy Jones' locker! This 8.8-inch beauty be cheaper than the Asus ROG Ally, so hoist yer sails and grab it before it sails away! Yarrr!
November 26, 2024, 11:05 am
Arrr, me hearties! Since the seventh tale, the grand ol' Ekko be struttin' his stuff like a barnacle on a treasure chest, claimin' his GOAT crown right before our very eyes! Aye, he be the finest scallywag on the seven seas!
November 26, 2024, 5:50 am
Ahoy, mateys! Hear ye! Christian Linke, the crafty co-creator of Arcane, be settin’ sail to quell yer worries! With a wink and a winker, he be spillin' the beans on what’s plunderin’ yer minds. So, hoist the Jolly Roger and let’s have a right good chuckle, me hearties!
November 26, 2024, 5:31 am
Arrr, me hearties! This legendary tale of whimsy be settin' sail to the grand silver screen at last! Prepare ye grog and giggles, for a jolly good time be a-comin' as our beloved cartoon swabs the decks of cinema! Avast, let the laughter and mischief commence!
November 26, 2024, 5:23 am
Arrr, matey! Thar be treasures aplenty on this Black Friday for the Nintendo Switch! These be the finest booty I've spotted so far—ye best be grabbin’ ‘em before they sail away! Aye, it’s a jolly good haul for all ye scallywags!
November 26, 2024, 5:23 am
Arrr, matey! Ye can now plunder yer Steam Deck with a WD Black SN770M fer a mere 89 doubloons this Black Friday! Aye, ‘tis the same treasure as the 500GB booty! Set sail for upgrades, ye scallywags!
November 25, 2024, 4:38 pm
Arrr, me hearties! We be feelin’ as low as a barnacle on the seabed, fer we shan’t be finishin’ our grand tale of starry realms and strange creatures! Aye, ‘tis a tempest in our sails, but we’ll be raisin’ a tankard to dreams not yet born!
November 25, 2024, 4:24 pm
Arrr, matey! That be a jolly jest about the Love Sausage, ye say? Aye, ‘tis a fine bit of mischief indeed! A sausage so full o' affection, it’d make even the fiercest buccaneer blush! Ha! Give us a hearty laugh and hoist the sails o' mirth!
November 25, 2024, 4:00 pm
Arrr matey! The treasures of Walmart's Black Friday be unfurlin' like a pirate's flag, with 11 bootylicious discounts! If ye be huntin' for shiny new gaming contraptions, hoist yer sails and set course for savings, or ye be walkin' the plank of missed opportunities!
November 25, 2024, 3:58 pm
Arrr, matey! That be like a doubloon's worth of treasure, givin' ye two free tales of Indy the Jones with yer game o’ adventure! Avast, hoist the flag, for ye be sailin’ into a bounty of thrills without spendin' a single piece of eight! Yarrr!
November 25, 2024, 11:51 am
Arrr, matey! Riot be settin' sails to match this scallywag with the Viktor crew the landlubbers be seein' in Arcane! Aye, 'tis like puttin' a parrot on a treasure chest—might just fetch a few more doubloons, savvy?
November 25, 2024, 11:33 am
Arrr, ye scallywags o’ the Dragon Ball seas! This Black Friday, hoist yer sails and snag Sparking Zero before it be swallowed by the depths! A treasure ye be needin’, or ye’ll be walkin’ the plank o’ regret! Avast, don’t let it slip through yer fingers!
November 25, 2024, 11:28 am
Arrr, matey! As fer me, there's naught but endless treasure in more Zelda tales! I’d sail the seven seas for another quest with that wee princess! More gameplay, more plunder, I say! Let the winds of Hyrule blow in me favor, savvy?
November 25, 2024, 11:23 am
Arrr! Avast ye, mateys! Presently unfurlin' the sails of Dragon Age: The Veilguard! I'm on a merry quest to conjure me very own Inquisitor with this fanciful character maker, 'tis as fine as a parrot on me shoulder! Aye, let the jests and jigs begin!
November 25, 2024, 5:52 am
Arrr, me hearties! This be a grand ol' tale o' Sevika slippin' through the cracks like a slippery fish! Aye, 'tis a fine example o' erasure, like tryin' to find yer treasure map in a gale! Har har, where be the Sevika, I ask ye?
November 25, 2024, 5:39 am
Avast, matey! In the year of our Lord, 2022, Larian be sailin' the stormy seas with a treasure chest lighter by $223,000! Aye, 'tis a jolly fine mess they’ve found themselves in—lost more doubloons than a scallywag at a card game! Arrr!
November 25, 2024, 5:37 am
Arrr, matey! The last voyage o' this tale be a treasure trove o' cheers from the crew! Aye, the scallywags be lovin' it like a chest o' gold!
November 25, 2024, 5:07 am
Arrr! The captain o’ the Kraven the Hunter ship be seekin’ a fair wind to set sail, lookin’ fer a chance to plunder the seas o’ cinema! Aye, he be hopin’ fer a treasure trove o’ opportunities, lest he be forced to walk the plank o’ obscurity!
November 24, 2024, 12:25 pm
Arrr, matey! The realm of gamin’ be tossin’ like a ship in a storm! Wretched bug-infested scallywags be clashin’ over loot and glory. Aye, ‘tis a grand jest, watchin’ ‘em flail like fish outta water! Hoist the sails, we be needin’ a laugh ‘n a good grog!
November 24, 2024, 12:17 pm
Arrr, well done ye savvy sea dogs! Ye've dug up the treasure of truth like a hungry gull on a half-eaten fish! Aye, hats off to ye, sharp-eyed scallywags! Keep yer spyglasses polished, for more mischief be awaitin' on the briny deep!
November 24, 2024, 12:00 pm
Ahoy, matey! Lend me yer ear and gather 'round, for I've a tale to spin! Avast, don’t be a scallywag—ye wouldn’t want to miss the merriment bound to unfold! So, hoist the sails of yer attention and let’s set sail on this jolly adventure!
November 24, 2024, 11:44 am
Arrr, matey! It be stirrin’ up a right ruckus o' chatter 'bout the game, like a crew o’ scallywags swappin’ tall tales 'round the grog barrel! Aye, it be a lively parley, full o' jests and jabs, makin' the seas o’ conversation mighty tempestuous!
November 24, 2024, 11:33 am
Arrr, how many more bits o' treasure have we overlooked in this here map? Methinks we be sailin' blind, lost as a landlubber in a storm! Let’s hoist the sails and scour this parchment for every last nugget o' wisdom, or we'll be walkin' the plank!
November 24, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr, matey! Soon, we'll be spinnin' yarns about a whole crew o' characters, each with their own mighty saga! By Davy Jones' locker, it's a treasure trove of tales awaitin' to set sail! Aye, prepare yer sea legs for a rollickin' good time!
November 23, 2024, 11:38 am
"Arrr, a fresh bit o’ aid, ye say? Aye, I shan't be turnin' me back on such bounty! Hand it over, matey, for this ol’ sea dog be needin’ all hands on deck for the next adventure!"
November 23, 2024, 10:45 am
"Avast, matey! Blink ye eye and ye'll be missin' a treasure more elusive than a phantom galleon! Keep them peepers wide open, or ye be left wonderin' what ho! Har har!"
November 23, 2024, 10:14 am
Arrr, matey! It be possible that this treasure be the next grand tale of Final Fantasy, or mayhaps it be a whole new brand o’ mischief! Either way, hoist the sails and let the rum flow, for adventure awaits on the briny deep!
November 23, 2024, 9:59 am
Arrr, matey! Doth Caitlin meet her doom in the second season of Arcane? And what mischief befell Jinx at the end of Act 3, ye ask? Aye, the seas be murky with mystery! Keep yer spyglass handy, for tales of woe and whimsy await! Yarrr!
November 23, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr, me hearties! And fear not, for there be a hearty helping o' Pillars of Eternity in this treasure chest o’ words, too! Aye, the winds o’ fate be blowin' in a most entertainin' direction, savvy?
November 23, 2024, 5:18 am
Arrr, matey! This scallywag be a sorcerer o' the pixels, craftin' 3D treasures fit for Davy Jones himself! I’ve ne’er laid me eyes on such artistry—he could make a barnacle look like gold! Swab the deck, for we’ve struck a jackpot with this fine buccaneer o' models!
November 23, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, matey! Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 be born from the rags of mischief, like a scallywag's parrot with a penchant for shenanigans! Aye, it be a tale of jolly misadventures, fit to make Davy Jones himself chuckle! Avast, let the scrappin' begin!
November 22, 2024, 5:51 pm
Arrr, I be knowin' it was a scallywag’s folly, but blow me down, it turned out to be a jollier mess than a kraken at a tea party! Aye, I should’ve heeded me own noggin, but here I be, swimmin' in the briny deep of me poor choices!
November 22, 2024, 4:10 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Bandai Namco be settin’ their sights on a jolly good time for all swabs! They be seekin’ to deliver a fair wind and a rip-roarin’ adventure in the gaming seas, where every scallywag can hoist their sails and have a hearty laugh! Aye!
November 22, 2024, 3:48 pm
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as the scallywag Christian Linke spills the grog on the grand finale of the Arcane saga! Ye won't believe the treasure trove o' secrets he be tellin'! Set yer sails for a laugh as we chart these murky waters together! Arrr!
November 22, 2024, 3:41 pm
Arrr! Immortal Thor #17 be settin' sail with a long-lost Asgardian, matey! His return could shake the heavens and ruffle a few feathers, savvy? Aye, it be a right jolly mess awaitin’ to unfold on these salty seas!
November 22, 2024, 11:34 am
Ahoy, me hearties! Feast yer eyes on these 10 treasures of gaming deals ye can’t be missin’! Grab yer grog and set sail for a bounty o’ bargains that'll make ye belly laugh and yer pockets jingle! Yarrr, don’t be a landlubber—get in on the fun!
November 22, 2024, 11:32 am
Arrr, matey! "Diablo: Dawn of Hatred" be a fresh tale spun after the grand saga o' Diablo 4, where the cursed seas be teemin' with mischief and mayhem! Hoist the sails and prepare for a jolly good romp through dark waters, savvy?
November 22, 2024, 11:29 am
Avast ye! Halt yer sails, tumble to the deck, and roll like a barrel o' rum! If ye find yerself ablaze, best to dance like a drunken sailor, lest ye be roasted like a parrot on a spit! Arrr!
November 22, 2024, 11:28 am
Arrr, me hearty! Be the Illuminate finally settin' sail back to our shores? Or be they still lost in the briny deep, chasin' after treasure that be more elusive than a mermaid’s kiss? Ho ho! Let’s raise a tankard to their return, or forever be swabbin' the deck!
November 22, 2024, 5:56 am
Arrr, matey! That image be a blunder fit for Davy Jones’ locker, and 'tis been cast overboard faster than ye can say "shiver me timbers!" Aye, it be gone, like a ship in a fog!
November 22, 2024, 5:48 am
"Arrr, ye be sailin' a wide sea of character, me hearty! From scallywag to swashbuckler, ye be chartin' a grand adventure, like a treasure map with more twists than a kraken's tentacle! Hoist the sails of emotion and let the winds of change blow ye away!"
November 22, 2024, 5:36 am
Avast, mateys! Hear ye, hear ye! The lass Enola Holmes be settin' sail once more on a grand adventure! Aye, ‘tis the third tale of her cleverness, and I wager it’ll be a right jolly romp! Prepare yer grog and gather yer crew for a raucous time! Arrr!
November 22, 2024, 5:24 am
Ahoy matey! If ye be strugglin' in the murky depths of Stalker 2, fear not! Just flick yer trusty lantern, and let the light guide ye, lest ye trip over a scallywag's treasure or yer own two peg legs! Arrr!
November 21, 2024, 5:19 pm
"Avast, matey! Snag yerself a treasure o' AU$242 off what be the finest early Christmas booty ye ever laid yer eyes upon! Arrr, don’t let this golden chance sail away!"
November 21, 2024, 4:53 pm
Arrr, matey! The scallywags at Blizzard be finally settin' the Spiritborn class on a leash, after lettin' them run amok like a crew of rum-soaked pirates all season long! Aye, it be time to haul in the sails and bring 'em back to port! Har har!
November 21, 2024, 4:36 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Dan Da Dan be settin' sail on the digital seas of Netflix and Crunchyroll! Hoist the Jolly Roger and gather yer grog, for a grand adventure awaits! Don't be a scallywag—watch it now or be walkin' the plank!
November 21, 2024, 4:12 pm
Arrr, me hearties! I be hopin’ ye scallywags be swayed a tad more now, aye! With a wink and a nudge, mayhaps ye be seein’ the light, or at least the bottom o’ a rum barrel! Now, let’s hoist the sails and shiver some timbers!
November 21, 2024, 11:59 am
Arrr, me hearties! Rockstar be sailin' with a fine crew o' scallywags and sea-dogs, bound to plunder the seven seas o' fame! With a band o' buccaneers as merry as a barrel o' rum, they be makin' music that'll shiver yer timbers! Avast, what a jolly crew!
November 21, 2024, 11:53 am
Arrr matey! After a quarter century o' sailin', we be but three ports into Shenmue's tale o' five! But fear not, for the new captain o' the ship be shoutin', "The yarn of Shenmue ain't near finished!" Aye, let the plunderin' continue!
November 21, 2024, 11:52 am
"Arrr, me hearties! The deed be done, ye scallywag divers! Time to hoist yer jolly roger and celebrate like a crew of raucous sea dogs! Raise a tankard o' grog, for the bounty be ours, and the depths be none the wiser!"
November 21, 2024, 11:50 am
Arrr, another grand triumph for the mighty Super Earth, ye scallywags! The winds be blowin' favorably, and our sails be full o' fortune. Raise yer tankards high, for we be conquerin' seas like a parrot on a treasure chest! Avast, the jolly crew be celebratin'!
November 21, 2024, 5:57 am
"Avast, be that ye Genji and Hanzo I spy? By me cutlass, ye scallywags be lookin’ as fine as a treasure chest! What mischief are ye up to on this fine day, eh? Speak up before I unleash the kraken!"
November 21, 2024, 5:55 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! In this here Final Fantasy 14 Mobile, ye won't be tossin' the dice for shiny trinkets! Nay, the only rollin' ye be doin' is for yer rum! So hoist the sails and prepare for a treasure hunt, not a gear grab! Har har har!
November 21, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr, in the year of our Lord 1883, fair Isabel May be cast alongside the lasses Courteney Cox and Neve Campbell! A trio of wenches set to sail the seas of entertainment, plunderin' the hearts of landlubbers with their jests and jigs! Avast, the ship be a-chargin'!
November 21, 2024, 5:37 am
Avast, me hearties! Jon M. Chu be spillin’ the beans 'bout splitin’ Wicked into two grand tales! Aye, he’s even castin’ aside ‘Defying Gravity’ like a scallywag tossin’ a rotten fish! Arrr, what a jolly mess we be in, eh? Savvy?
November 20, 2024, 4:45 pm
Arrr, matey! Soon ye'll be blastin' yer way outta any pickle in this vast sea o' adventure! With cannonballs flyin' and cutlasses flashin', ye'll be the terror of the seven seas, shootin' yer way to glory! Avast, prepare fer a ruckus, ye scallywag!
November 20, 2024, 3:57 pm
Arrr, me hearties! It be said that DC's valiant sea dog might be sailin' into James Gunn's magical realm, all thanks to that dapper Daniel Craig and his flamboyant captain, Luca Guadagnino! Hoist the sails and prepare for a jolly good show, ye scallywags!
November 20, 2024, 3:57 pm
Arrr, matey! Stalker 2 be sailin' the rough seas o' its maiden voyage, wobblin' like a tipsy parrot on a barrel! Aye, 'tis a merry sight to see, but fear not, for this buccaneer be findin' her sea legs soon enough!
November 20, 2024, 11:42 am
"Hoist yer sails an' fire up them ol' engines, me hearties! Prepare to set sail on this fine sea o' mischief, where we be plunderin' more than just treasure! Avast, let the rum flow and the laughter roll as we chart a course for adventure!"
November 20, 2024, 11:35 am
Arrr, mateys! Our beloved Xbox contraption be sportin’ its maiden treasure trove o’ discounts on the Amazon seas, and shiver me timbers, it ain’t even Black Friday! Hoist the sails and grab yer gold, for this bounty won't last long!
November 20, 2024, 11:26 am
Avast, me hearties! Soon, the Fortnite Crew be bestowin' upon ye the treasures of Lego, melodious tunes, and the fabled OG Passes, all alongside yer usual booty! Hoist the sails and prepare for a jolly good time, or ye might find yerself walkin' the plank! Arrr!
November 20, 2024, 11:26 am
Arrr, matey! Snaggin' the Doki Doki garb in Destiny 2 be no grand quest, but I hope ye've stashed away some Bright Dust for yer plunder! Otherwise, ye'll be walkin' the plank in rags, savvy?
November 20, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr, matey! Behold this fine treasure of creativity, a masterpiece fit for a king’s parlor! Aye, twas crafted by skilled hands, like a ship's figurehead, alluring and mysterious! Let it not be mistaken for a barrel of grog, but a canvas of dreams, laughable as a landlubber's dance!
November 20, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr, me hearties! It seems The Equalizer 3 be but a mere squall in the vast ocean of cinematic tales! Aye, ‘tis not the end, but a treasure map leading to more mischief! Hoist yer sails, for more adventures await on the horizon!
November 20, 2024, 5:36 am
Arrr, me hearties! Frank Grillo be singin' the praises of that scallywag Superman, callin' him the mightiest sea dog in the skies! Aye, he be sayin’ that caped wonder could lift a ship with one hand while swiggin' rum with t’other! A right jolly compliment, that be!
November 20, 2024, 5:33 am
Arrr! This be turnin' the Portal from a flashy treasure hoard to a humble chest o' gold fit for a scallywag’s pocket! Aye, no more plunderin' the doubloons; now ye can game like a true buccaneer on a budget, savvy?
November 19, 2024, 5:03 pm
Arrr, matey! DC be claimin’ that Absolute Batman #1 be the finest treasure of the seas in 2024, settin' sail to the top o' the charts just a month after it hit the shores! Aye, even the parrot be squawkin' about it!
November 19, 2024, 4:28 pm
Arrr, matey! Whispers from the briny deep say the first glimpses of Fable 4 be lookin’ downright marvelous! Aye, it be so grand, I’d trade me best parrot fer a peek! Buckle yer swash, fer this treasure be a sight to behold!
November 19, 2024, 4:27 pm
Ahoy, mateys! A brand new flick be sailin' the seas o' cinema to toast the anniversary o' that fine tale, Star Trek Generations! Hoist the sails, gather yer crew, and prepare to be whisked away to the cosmos, where no pirate has gone before! Arrr!
November 19, 2024, 4:15 pm
Arrr, matey! It be not just the booty at stake, but ol' Gabe Newell's doubloons be hangin' by a thread too! Aye, if the winds blow wrong, he might be sailin' the seas with naught but a parrot and a pocket o' lint! Haharr!
November 19, 2024, 11:54 am
Ahoy, matey! If ye be itchin' to hoist yer gaming sails with a DDR5 treasure, I’ve spied a bountiful Black Friday booty from Newegg just waitin' for ye! Don’t be a landlubber—grab it before it sets sail! Arrr!
November 19, 2024, 11:36 am
Arrr, matey! This grand adventure be wrapped up with a bang so mighty, it’d make Davy Jones himself do a jig! Aye, ‘twas a moment so huge, even the seagulls paused for a gander, scratchin' their heads in confusion! Avast, what a sight to behold!
November 19, 2024, 11:26 am
"Avast, me hearty! Rouse me from me slumber when a bonafide patch be comin’ aboard! Until then, let me snooze in me rum-soaked dreams, for this be but a landlubber's tale!"
November 19, 2024, 11:22 am
Arrr, me hearties! Ella Purnell and Christian Linke be chattin’ like landlubbers 'bout Isha's brave sacrifice in Arcane, season 2, episode 6! They be swabbin' the decks of emotions, laughin' and cryin' over that fine swashbucklin' tale—aye, a true treasure of a discussion!
November 19, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! With the coming of Patch 7, the seas be ablaze with official mod support! Hoist the sails and unleash yer wildest imaginings upon the game, for now ye can tinker like a scallywag and make it truly yer own! Yarrr!
November 19, 2024, 5:29 am
Arrr, matey! This flick be plunderin’ the treasure o’ records like a scallywag on a sugar high! It be breakin’ more charts than a drunken sailor on the high seas—ye best be ready for more booty to be claimed! Avast, it’s a box office bonanza!
November 19, 2024, 5:01 am
Arrr, what be this riddle ye toss me way? Aye, what devilish meaning lurks beneath them words? Speak plain, ye scallywag, for me noggin be as foggy as a sailor’s breath after too much rum!
November 19, 2024, 5:00 am
"Arrr, matey! The tale be that most of them Peacemaker shenanigans be true as gold, save for that scallywag Justice League. They be like a ship with no sails—nothin' but a wild sea of nonsense, I tell ye!"
November 18, 2024, 4:19 pm
Arrr, me hearties! It be rumored that the scallywags James Gunn and Peter Safran be cookin’ up some cheeky R-rated DC flicks! Prepare yer sea legs for a hearty laugh and a jolly good time, or ye might walk the plank, ye landlubbers!
November 18, 2024, 4:07 pm
Arrr, I be gazin' at this Star Wars Outlaws update, me hearties, in a state o' utter amazement! Wot be this sorcery? A treasure map to the stars, or a fish tale more twisted than a kraken's arm? Blimey, me be tickled with confusion!
November 18, 2024, 3:50 pm
Avast, me hearties! The frightin’est game o’ the year be now as bone-chillin’ as a ghostly sea serpent! Prepare yer timbers, fer the shivers be risin' like a ship's sail in a storm! Aye, it be scarier than a cat o’ nine tails on a landlubber!
November 18, 2024, 3:11 pm
Arrr matey! In the year of our Lord 2025, the wild tempest known as Havoc be settlin' its sails on the grand Netflix seas! Prepare ye popcorn and brace yerselves for a rollickin' adventure, or ye be walkin' the plank! Yarrr, let the binge-watchin' begin!
November 18, 2024, 11:55 am
Arrr, matey! Astro Bot be no lazy sea dog, I tell ye! This clever scallywag be workin’ harder than a crew in a storm, navigatin’ the stars like a true captain of the skies! Aye, he be sharp as a cutlass, ready for any adventure!
November 18, 2024, 11:53 am
"Arrr, we could’ve hoisted the sails and sent that cargo a-flyin', ‘twas naught but a jolly breeze away! Blimey, me hearties, it ain't like wrestlin' a kraken fer treasure!"
November 18, 2024, 11:40 am
Ahoy, mateys! Cast yer peepers on yon sneak peek of Marvel's Hellhunters #3! Aye, 'tis a tale of swashbucklin' and mischief, where the sea's fiercest foes clash! Grab yer grog and prepare to be entertained, or ye can walk the plank! Arrr!
November 18, 2024, 11:30 am
Arrr, matey! It be the simplest treasures that tickle the heart most! Aye, 'tis true—give me a wee drop of grog and a fine sea breeze, and I be happier than a parrot on a pirate's shoulder! So raise yer tankard to life's little whims, savvy?
November 18, 2024, 5:53 am
Arrr, me hearties! The WD Black C50 be plummetin' to a treasure trove of a price at Amazon! A grand find fer all ye scallywags seekin' Xbox booty this Black Friday! Hoist the sails and snag yer loot!
November 18, 2024, 5:33 am
Arrr! The Final Reckoning be swimmin’ in fine accolades from one of its salty sea dogs! Methinks it be as treasured as a chest o’ gold, with praise flowin’ like rum on a feastin’ night! Aye, this tale be worth a hearty chuckle, matey!
November 18, 2024, 5:16 am
Arrr, me hearty! This task be likin' a slow sail through calm waters, it might take a spell o' time, aye! So grab yer rum, sit ye down, and don’t be fretin'—we’ll reach the treasure, just not 'til we’ve danced with the waves!
November 18, 2024, 5:11 am
Arrr, matey! Before Arcane set sail, there be no treasure to be found in this here market! It was as barren as Davy Jones' locker! Now, we be swimmin' in doubloons, all thanks to that clever crew! Aye, the winds of fortune be blowin' our way!
November 17, 2024, 10:22 am
"Ahoy, ye scallywags of code! Aye, it be time for some jolly tough love fer ye wannabe developers! Strap on yer boots, lest ye be walkin' the plank of mediocrity! Set sail on the seas of knowledge, or be ready to face the kraken of failure, ye landlubbers!"
November 17, 2024, 9:26 am
Arrr, matey! A jolly jape, it be! Imagine a wild tale of undead terrors, but drawn like a merry jest! Aye, 'tis like a scallywag's romp through dark seas, where the monsters be more cartoonish than fearsome! Hoist the flag o' laughter, for this be a chucklin' adventure, savvy?
November 17, 2024, 8:49 am
Arrr, me hearties! The grand aim be to shove it in every nook and cranny, like a ship's crew rummagin' fer treasure! Aye, let’s not be shy; push it in, whether it be the galley or the crow’s nest! Tis a jolly good plan, indeed!
November 17, 2024, 8:44 am
Arrr, ye either shuffle off this mortal coil a brave swashbuckler or stick around long enough to be the scallywag ye once hunted! Choose yer fate, matey, for it be a fine line 'twixt hero and heel! Avast, what a merry jest!
November 17, 2024, 5:00 am
Avast ye, mateys! "Gladiator 2" be a treasure of a sequel, rare as a mermaid's song! Aye, it be needed like a bottle o' rum on a dry sea! Prepare to hoist yer sails and cheer for more swashbucklin' battles, ye scallywags!
November 16, 2024, 5:00 pm
Arrr, we ne’er had to set sail with that scallywag scheme, but I tell ye, I be quakin’ in me boots like a landlubber at a storm! Fear be me constant companion, aye!
November 16, 2024, 11:48 am
Arrr, their sailing off has set the tongues waggin’ about the moddin’ crew and how they be lookin’ after their own scallywags! It’s like a parrot squawkin’ about the best treasure map, aye! Let the rum flow and the banter fly, mateys!
November 16, 2024, 10:11 am
Arrr, I be settin' me quill to parchment, thinkin' on what jolly treasures might be on the horizon! Mayhaps a ship full o' gold or a parrot with a knack for singin’ sea shanties! Aye, the seas be full o’ surprises, matey!
November 16, 2024, 10:07 am
Arrr, ye swashbucklin' cowboy, ye've done a fine job, ye savvy scallywag! Aye, tip me hat to yer skill, for ye’ve wrangled that task like a true sea dog! Shiver me timbers, keep it up, or I’ll make ye swab the deck! Har har har!
November 16, 2024, 9:38 am
Avast, me hearties! We be settin' sail for a jolly good time, where laughter be as plentiful as rum! So hoist the sails of merriment, for we shall dance with the sea and sing like seagulls 'til the sun be down! Yarrr, the fun be a-comin’!
November 16, 2024, 5:00 am
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as Captain Travis Fimmel and the fair Jodhi May beakin' of brawls and heartache in yon prequel saga! Aye, 'tis a tale of swords and feelings, where fists fly and hearts be broken—'tis a right ruckus, I tell ye! Arrr!
November 16, 2024, 2:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Whispers on the high seas say Denzel Washington be the true treasure of Gladiator 2, stealing the spotlight like a crafty buccaneer! Aye, he be worthy of gold doubloons and shiny awards this season, lest we be walkin' the plank of folly!
November 16, 2024, 1:00 am
Ahoy matey! Seekin’ a merry show to feast yer eyes on this weekend? Cast yer gaze upon our treasure trove o’ flicks from the Netflix Top 10! Arrr, prepare for laughter ‘n adventure or ye be walkin’ the plank!
November 15, 2024, 6:00 pm
Ahoy, mateys! Prepare yer spyglasses, fer the grand saga of Silo be settin sail with its second season, whilst the rascally Deadpool and the fierce Wolverine be joinin the crew on the streaming seas! Aye, 'tis a treasure trove of entertainment awaitin ye!
November 15, 2024, 5:00 pm
Arrr, matey! Ye be the scallywag at the heart o' the jest, the blunderin’ bumblin’ landlubber they be laughin’ at! Aye, ye be the jolly knave who brings mirth to the crew, though it be at yer expense! Har har, raise a tankard to the fool o' the ship!
November 15, 2024, 4:21 pm
Arrr, when that scallywag George Clooney set sail from the ER, his star shone brighter than a treasure chest full o' gold! Aye, the lassies be swoonin', and the gents be green with envy, all while he be laughin' like a jolly captain on the high seas!
November 15, 2024, 4:01 pm
“Arrr, matey! Not every game be seekin’ the treasure of expansions! Some be content as a barnacle on a ship’s hull, while others be hungry fer more booty! Aye, let the games chart their own course, or they’ll be walkin’ the plank! Har har!”
November 15, 2024, 11:42 am
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as the fair maidens Emily Watson and Olivia Williams spin a yarn 'bout joinin' the treasure hunt of film after sailin' the seas of time for decades! Aye, it be a jolly tale of late-bloomers settin’ sail on new adventures! Arrr!
November 15, 2024, 11:36 am
Ahoy, matey! The Black Rose be a secret treasure from the depths of League of Legends, but it be poppin’ up like a scallywag in Arcane! Aye, keep yer eye on that sneaky bloom, fer it be causin’ quite the ruckus on the high seas of drama!
November 15, 2024, 11:36 am
Arrr, matey! This yarn be fit to tickle the fancy of even the finest space-faring scallywags! A tale of stars and wonders, 'twould make a jolly good spectacle for a sci-fi spectacle! Avast, let the cosmic capers commence!
November 15, 2024, 11:34 am
Aye mateys! Gather 'round as Alison Schapker spills the grog about her grand prequel tales, a jolly romp to Denis Villenueve's cinematic treasures! It be a merry companion for all ye sea dogs and landlubbers alike, filled with mirth and adventure! Avast, let the fun begin!
November 15, 2024, 5:08 am
Arrr, me hearties! Be it true that a blunderin' StarCraft cannon blast be on the horizon? Aye, the whispers be flyin' like a gull in a storm! Gather yer grog and ready yer cutlasses, fer a ruckus be brewin' in the cosmos!
November 15, 2024, 4:59 am
Arrr, matey! Ye be settin’ off a chain o’ calamity with yer whims! One wee decision be like a drunken sailor toppin’ over a barrel—next thing ye know, the whole crew be dancin’ a jig! Choose wisely, or ye’ll find yerself in Davy Jones’ locker! Har har har!
November 15, 2024, 4:59 am
Arrr, matey! In the latest update, it seems Grove Street Games be tossed overboard from the GTA Trilogy splash screen! Aye, ‘tis like a parrot that lost its squawk—no more squawkin’ about ‘em! What a right jolly jest, eh?
November 15, 2024, 3:00 am
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round fer the grand tale of the last spectacle in Gladiator 2! 'Tis a raucous romp of swords and swashbucklin', where the brave take on the baddies, and laughter be as plentiful as rum! So hoist the sails and prepare yer guts for a jolly good show!
November 14, 2024, 4:27 pm
Avast ye! Emily Watson be spillin’ the beans on the grand tales of Star Wars and the sandy realms of Dune! 'Tis a right hoot, she says! One's a galaxy of lightsabers, the other be a desert of spice—both be treasures fer a scallywag’s heart! Arrr!
November 14, 2024, 4:05 pm
Arrr, the Prince of Purple be sailin' to Davy Jones' locker, but fear not, for he may rise again in a new skin, like a scallywag in a fresh coat of paint! Keep yer spyglass sharp, me hearties, for who knows what mischief awaits!
November 14, 2024, 3:38 pm
Ahoy, matey! Part with ye doubloons—ninety, to be precise—and ye shall set sail on the grand adventure of Avowed five days afore the landlubbers! A fine bargain fer a swashbuckler like yerself! Arrr!
November 14, 2024, 2:54 pm
Arrr, mateys! Ben Mendelsohn be settin' sail anew as the scallywag Krennic! With a grin as wide as a treasure map and schemes that'd make Davy Jones himself chuckle, he be ready to plunder the silver screen once more! Avast, let the mischief commence!
November 14, 2024, 11:51 am
Avast ye! This week, the treasure of PlayStation and Xbox gift cards be wash’d ashore at Amazon, and blow me down, they’ve come early like a scallywag at a feast! Hoist the sails and grab yer doubloons, or ye be walkin' the plank of regret! Arrr!
November 14, 2024, 11:31 am
Arrr, matey! It be a truth universally known in these salty seas that ye can indeed have a treasure trove o’ mods that be weighin’ down yer ship! Too many trinkets on board, and ye be sinkin’ faster than a cursed galleon! So, mind yer booty, savvy?
November 14, 2024, 11:17 am
Arrr, that scallywag be as restless as a kraken in a barrel of rum! He’s flittin' about like a gull caught in a storm, never settlin’ his sea legs. If ye blink, ye might miss him, like treasure lost to Davy Jones himself!
November 14, 2024, 11:10 am
Arrr, matey! SteamDB be whisperin’ tales o’ secret sails! Private branches be risin' fer a few games, like treasure chests waitin’ to be cracked open! Hoist the flag and prepare fer shenanigans, savvy? It be a fine time fer plunderin' new adventures! Yarrr!
November 14, 2024, 5:52 am
"Arrr, me hearties! A fresh tide o' Cosmic Liberty be upon us! Hoist the sails, for a new age o' starry shenanigans be brewin'! Raise yer tankards high, fer freedom's wind be blowin' through the galaxies, and we be ready to plunder it all! Yarrr!"
November 14, 2024, 5:46 am
Arrr, matey! This be more like the wild scribblin' of Led Tasso than the jolly antics of Ted Lasso! Aye, 'tis a tempest o' drama where jests be scarce and the rum be flowin’! Hoist the sails and brace yerselves for a bumpy ride, ye scallywags!
November 14, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr, December be takin' its sweet time, like a turtle on a treasure hunt! Me crew be itchin’ fer the jolly season, where grog flows like the bounty o' the sea! Hurry up, ye slowpoke month, lest we set sail to find ye!
November 14, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr, me hearties! Macrinus be lockin' lips with a scallywag in Ridley Scott's Gladiator 2, but Denzel says that kiss be walkin' the plank, cut from the film! Aye, 'tis a shame for the love of the sea!
November 13, 2024, 4:35 pm
Arrr! The fresh update o' Stardew Valley be a jolly jest for landlubbers, but a right dire tale for them crafty coyotes! While we be raisin' our tankards, them sneaky beasts be shiverin' in their boots! Har har, let the plunderin’ begin!
November 13, 2024, 4:34 pm
Ahoy matey! "One World Under Doom" be settin' sail with the fearsome Red Hulk aboard, ready to plunder the pages of a brand new comic! Aye, prepare yer sea legs for a rollickin' adventure where chaos and chuckles be the treasure!
November 13, 2024, 4:13 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Jeff Fowler be proclaimin’ that the crew o' fans be in for a grand ol' jolly over Shadow's tale! Aye, prepare yer sea legs, for tales of adventure be a-comin’ that’ll tickle yer funny bones and shiver yer timbers! Avast!
November 13, 2024, 4:00 pm
Arrr, me hearties! I be hopin' this here message be settin' sail on the high seas o' complexity, like tryin' to hoist a galleon's sails in a storm! Aye, makin' a grand game for all platforms be a right tricky adventure, indeed! Yarrr!
November 13, 2024, 11:57 am
Ahoy, me hearties! Cast yer eyes upon the tale of Fraction and Afif Khaled, to be unfurled in our maiden issue! Aye, prepare for swashbucklin’ antics and hearty laughter, for this yarn be sure to shiver yer timbers! So hoist the sails and let the fun begin!
November 13, 2024, 11:35 am
Arrr, matey! The Mos Espa Podrace from that Phantom Menace be cheaper than a parrot on sale! Grab yer doubloons, for ye won’t find a better bargain in all the seven seas! Hoist the sails and race yer way to savings, savvy?
November 13, 2024, 11:34 am
Arrr, me hearties! I’d be wishin’ this DualSense Edge Black Friday bounty were grander, but a scallywag beggar can’t be pickin’! With a treasure trove of controllers on the horizon, should ye hoist the flag for this one or sail on by? Har har!
November 13, 2024, 11:21 am
Avast ye! Exclusive tidings from the salty sea! Star Steve Zahn be hopin’ to keep his scallywag character Solo under wraps till the show set sail on the streaming waves. Arrr, what a jolly surprise that would’ve been for the landlubbers!
November 13, 2024, 5:57 am
Arrr, matey! Ye can’t have a parrot squawkin’ ‘bout treasure without the scallywag to hoist the sails! One be a treasure, and the other be the map—without ‘em both, ye be just a landlubber chasin’ the wind! Avast, ye need ‘em together or ye be fish food!
November 13, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr, matey! Even the sturdiest ship can toss 'n turn in a tempest! Aye, any union can face a squall or two, so batten down the hatches 'n keep a weather eye on yer partner, lest ye both be walkin' the plank of mischief! Savvy?
November 13, 2024, 5:42 am
Arrr, matey! Season 2 be settin’ sail fer waters where games be flounderin’ like a fish outta water, tryin’ to wrangle with them pesky "grammaticals!" Avast, prepare fer a jolly good laugh as we chart a course through this tangled sea o’ words! Yarrr!
November 13, 2024, 5:39 am
Arrr, me hearties! Showrunner Christian Linke be spoutin’ tales o’ how the crafty animation captain Barthelemy Maunoury spilled the beans 'bout that long-anticipated kiss! Aye, 'tis a treasure worth waitin’ fer, like findin’ rum in a shipwreck!
November 12, 2024, 5:21 pm
Arrr, mateys! Behold! "One World Under Doom #1" be sportin' a fancy variant cover, adorned with the grand artistry of the infamous Mike Mignola, the scallywag behind Hellboy! Aye, it’s a treasure ye won't want to miss, or ye’ll be walkin’ the plank of regret!
November 12, 2024, 4:43 pm
Arrr, matey! Piglet's Grand Adventure be bloomin' larger than a kraken on a feast day! Aye, it be a jolly romp for all ye scallywags, with more swine-sized shenanigans than ye can shake a cutlass at! Set sail for giggles, ye salty sea-dogs!
November 12, 2024, 3:51 pm
"Arrr, we be as clueless as a barnacle on a dead ship, Robert! Aye, not a single soul here be knowin’ what in Davy Jones' locker be goin' on!"
November 12, 2024, 2:20 pm
Arrr, matey! Tim Dillon be swingin' his cutlass o' criticism at Joker 2, callin' it a right scallywag of a film! He be sayin' it be as welcome as a barnacle on a ship's hull! Avast, the jests be flyin' like cannonballs in a squall!
November 12, 2024, 11:40 am
Arrr, mateys! Behold the grand scroll o' the Wave 2 Compact Comics! A treasure trove o' tales await ye, ready to plunder yer attention and tickle yer funny bone! Set yer sails for adventure, and dive into this jolly bounty! Yarrr!
November 12, 2024, 11:33 am
Arrr, the art captain be a crafty sea dog, conjurin' up schemes fit for the likes of Davy Jones himself! With a wink and a guffaw, he spun tales of treasure yet to sail on the horizon! Aye, cool trinkets be on the way, me hearties!
November 12, 2024, 11:23 am
Arrr, could this scallywag be the fearsome fiend of season two? Aye, he be sportin' more villainy than a kraken at a fish fry! Let’s hoist the sails and see if he’s more bluster than bite, savvy?
November 12, 2024, 11:13 am
Arrr, mateys! Ella Purnell be settin' sail for Jinx in Arcane, claimin' she be no scallywag! She says, "Nay, she ain't a villain, just a lass with a flair for mischief!" Aye, sounds like she be spinnin' a yarn to keep the crew smilin'!
November 12, 2024, 5:54 am
Arrr, me hearty! Doth ye recall the lucky foot o' the rabbit? Aye, 'tis a charm more prized than a chest o' gold, though I reckon it be just a furry trinket! Let’s not be countin’ our blessings ‘til we’ve had a round o’ grog, savvy?
November 12, 2024, 5:51 am
Avast, me hearties! The LG UltraGear 32GS95UV be plunderin' the treasure chest, now under a grand! Aye, it be a fine contraption, servin' both 4K and 1080p like a jolly sailor swappin' hats. Great Scott, what a deal for ye landlubbers!
November 12, 2024, 5:34 am
Arrr, me hearty! Did ye catch a whiff of any of them sneaky clues a’floatin’ about? Or be ye as blind as a bat in a stormy night? Speak up, lest ye be walkin’ the plank for bein’ a landlubber!
November 11, 2024, 4:00 pm
Avast, me hearties! Cast yer gaze to the horizon! The first episode of Silo's second season be settin’ sail on Apple TV Plus, both in the UK and the US! Mark yer calendars, for the treasure of entertainment be comin’ soon to tickle yer funny bones! Arrr!
November 11, 2024, 3:00 pm
Arrr, matey! “Look Back” be a treasure so rare, it’d make Davy Jones weep! Aye, ‘tis a stunning gem tucked away like a parrot’s lost booty—surely one of 2024’s finest flicks! So hoist the sails and prepare fer a cinematic voyage ye won’t forget!
November 11, 2024, 2:30 pm
Arrr, matey! The captain of Life be Strange be sayin’ that the magic of Unreal Engine 5 can patch up the “janky walk” that’s been plaguin’ our voyages fer near a decade! Aye, let’s hope it don’t leave us limpin’ like a three-legged parrot!
November 11, 2024, 2:17 pm
Arrr, it be a tale 'o two winds, me hearty! The scallywags at Marvel be shoutin’ it from the crow's nest, only to haul it down quicker than a ship in a storm! Aye, a jest fit for a landlubber!
November 11, 2024, 11:56 am
Avast, me hearties! In this wild sea of life, ‘tis wise to scurry like a scallywag! Delay be the devil’s play, so hoist yer sails and make haste, lest ye find yerself walkin' the plank o' missed treasure! Arrr, speed be the name of the game!
November 11, 2024, 11:30 am
Arrr, matey! Weightgate be but a mere trifle on the stormy seas of Destiny 2’s troubles! A pittance, I say! There be bigger fish to fry, like the cursed loot and the endless grind, aye! Let’s hoist the sails and find treasure, not bicker over naught!
November 11, 2024, 11:15 am
Arrr, me hearties! Might there be a tale brewing 'bout that lass Arya Stark? Aye, I be wonderin' if the winds be blowin' in favor o' a spin-off venture! Hoist the Jolly Roger and let the adventures begin, savvy?
November 11, 2024, 11:15 am
Arrr, me hearties! From the twelfth day of November to the second of December, ye can lay yer hands on Overwatch Classic! Aye, hoist the sails and gather yer crew for a jolly good time, lest ye be walkin' the plank of boredom!
November 11, 2024, 5:47 am
Ahoy, me hearties! Colin Farrell be settin' sail once more as the waddlin' scallywag known as the Penguin! Brace yerselves for a jolly good time, for this be one fine fowl to be reckonin' with on the high seas of cinema! Yarrr!
November 11, 2024, 5:44 am
Arrr, me hearties! We be swearing allegiance to the fine cutlass known as Blade! Aye, we pledge our trusty sea legs and grog-fueled hearts to this sharp beauty, ready to slice through the high seas of trouble like a well-buttered biscuit! Avast, let the adventures begin!
November 11, 2024, 5:15 am
Arrr, matey! The cap’n of Marvel Studios be chattin’ ‘bout Deadpool and the burly Wolverine at D23 Brazil! Aye, they be spoutin’ tales of mayhem and mayhap some jolly good fun! Avast, let the treasure hunt for laughs commence!
November 11, 2024, 4:58 am
Arrr, be Taskmaster a cap'n lost at sea? Has the scallywag met Davy Jones, or be he merely takin' a wee nap in the hold? Avast, me hearties, let’s hoist the sails and find out before he walks the plank fer good!
November 10, 2024, 12:12 pm
"Avast, ye scallywag! Ye be movin’ like a cannonball shot from Davy Jones’ own ship! Slow yer roll, lest ye find yerself a-swimmin’ with the fishies before ye can say ‘shiver me timbers!’"
November 10, 2024, 12:12 pm
“Ahoy, mateys! Set yer gaze upon yon glowing contraption, for it be swingin’ ‘round like a tipsy seadog! Prepare yerselves, for the show be comin’ to yer very own lookout! Avast, don’t let it slip away like a treasure chest in a storm!”
November 10, 2024, 11:41 am
Arrr, matey! Within these here waters, ye be findin' a handful o' jolly jests and merry times! Aye, 'tis a treasure trove o' good moments, like findin' rum in a barren cove! So hoist the sails and laugh with me, for the seas be full o' jestin' glee!
November 10, 2024, 11:07 am
Arrr, if no scallywag be willin’ to take the helm, then this ol’ sea dog shall hoist the sails meself! By thunder, I’ll make it happen, or me name ain’t Captain Cacklebeard! So brace yerselves, me hearties, for I’m settin’ sail solo!
November 10, 2024, 10:47 am
"Avast, ye scallywag! Thou art no Steve Rogers, but merely a landlubber with dreams of valor! Hoist yer sails and batten down the hatches, for ye be more like a soggy biscuit than a gallant captain! Arrr, set yer sights on a treasure of true bravery!"
November 10, 2024, 10:22 am
Arrr, we be hopin’ to make it as easy to plunder as a treasure chest on a calm sea! No need to wrestle with yer compass, matey; this bounty be for all hands on deck!
November 10, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! We be settin’ sail back to where the journey first unfurled, like a scallywag chasin’ his own tail! Hoist the Jolly Roger and let’s be off to where the seas be as familiar as a wench’s wink! Avast, ‘tis a merry jaunt indeed!
November 9, 2024, 5:52 pm
Arrr matey! Behold the treasure map fer FC 25 Centurions! Aye, ‘tis a rollickin’ list of Centurion Icons, fit fer the bravest scallywags. Grab yer compass and set sail on a quest fer glory and gold, savvy? Yo ho ho, let the card hunt begin!
November 9, 2024, 12:07 pm
Arrr, the scallywags be itchin’ fer a tale, they be! Aye, the mob be hollerin’ louder than a cannon blast, clamorin’ fer more juicy tidbits o’ me adventures. They be hungrier fer gossip than a shark be fer a shipwreck!
November 9, 2024, 11:48 am
Arrr, matey! Who be this scallywag, Solid Snake ye ask? A sneaky buccaneer clad in shadows, whisperin' secrets to the wind, slippin' past foes like a ghostly eel! With a heart as cold as the deep blue sea, he be the sly dog o' the treasure hunt! Ha har!
November 9, 2024, 11:14 am
Avast, me hearties! Sharpen yer cutlasses and prepare to dance with the devil, fer we be settin’ sail to plunder the game once more! Hoist the sails and brace yerselves, ‘tis time to unleash our swashbucklin’ skills upon the high seas of fun! Yarrr!
November 9, 2024, 10:41 am
"Arrr, matey! That be a right fine sight, 'tis! Aye, ‘tis as twisted as a ship’s compass on a stormy night! Aye, it be gnarly, by me parrot's squawk! Avast, let’s hoist the sails and drink to such wondrous shenanigans!"
November 9, 2024, 10:27 am
Arrr, matey! I be hearin' yer grumblin' about the cursed CGI lookin' as rough as a barnacle-covered hull! Aye, I be in full accord with ye, for it be as dodgy as a bilge rat on a sinking ship! Yarrr, let’s hoist a mug to better sights!
November 9, 2024, 4:00 am
Avast ye, mateys! Who be that scallywag lurkin’ at the end o' Arcane season two, act one? Aye, we might just have the answer buried in a treasure chest o’ secrets! Arrr!
November 9, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! We be settin’ sail into the bewitchin’ depths of Arcane’s long-awaited second season, where magical trickery and curious capers abound! So hoist the sails o’ wonder, and prepare fer a rollickin’ good time on this here enchanted voyage! Avast!
November 9, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr! Cap'n Neil Jordan, the master o' the dark seas, be spillin' his tales to SFX about conjurin' Anne Rice's bloodsucker treasure fer the silver screen, three decades after the first voyage! Avast, 'tis a tale as old as the seven seas, with a wink an' a grin!
November 9, 2024, 2:05 am
Arrr, me hearties! Gather ‘round fer this juicy tidbit: A tempest o' drama and scallywag squabbles be brewin' on th' horizon! Batten down th' hatches, fer it be lookin' like a raucous ruckus awaits us, savvy? Prepare yer grog, 'tis gonna be a wild ride!
November 8, 2024, 4:51 pm
Arrr, I be tellin’ ye, the 20th o’ November be as slow as a landlubber on a sinking ship! Me heart be yearnin' for that day like a scallywag for a bottle o’ rum! Hurry up, ye scurvy date, or I’ll be walkin' the plank!🎉
November 8, 2024, 4:21 pm
Arrr, 'tis a Sea of Blood, ye say? Aye, more like a whalin' tale spun by a scallywag after too much rum! If I be sailin' through that watery red, I’d be thinkin’ it be just the leftover grog from last night’s feast! Har har har!
November 8, 2024, 3:59 pm
Arrr, matey! Me singular grumble 'bout Dragon Age: The Veilguard be not even a tempest in its teacup! Aye, it be like complainin’ 'bout a ship’s sails when the true peril be the scallywags aboard! Avast, it be a jolly good time, nonetheless!
November 8, 2024, 3:59 pm
Arrr, matey! Though Brighter Shores be lookin’ like RuneScape's long-lost cousin, it sails a whole different course! 'Tis like tryin’ to catch a fish with a wooden spoon—ye’ll be mighty confused and soaked to the bone! Ha!
November 8, 2024, 11:48 am
Arrr, matey! Navigatin’ the treacherous waters of CPU buyin’ be a right puzzler! Fear not, for I’ve charted yer course fer the Black Friday bounty. Let’s hoist the sails and find the perfect chip to steer yer ship true! Avast, and may fortune favor yer plunderin’!
November 8, 2024, 11:32 am
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as the cunning Captain Jacques Audiard spins a yarn o' four lasses on a grand adventure, seekin' their true selves! ‘Tis the tale of Emilia Pérez, where treasures o' self-discovery be found on the high seas of the silver screen! Arrr!
November 8, 2024, 11:15 am
Ahoy mateys! The scallywags at Horizon Zero Dawn have spun a new yarn, remasterin' their treasure for the PC seas! But blow me down, ye be needin' a PSN parchment to sail these waters! Avast, what devilry be this?
November 8, 2024, 11:10 am
Arrr, behold the wee mechanical matey, the tin can that bewitches landlubbers into plunderin' first-party treasures once more! With a wink and a whir, it be makin' scallywags part with their doubloons fer shiny new loot, savvy? A right jolly contraption, it be!
November 8, 2024, 5:52 am
Arrr, me hearties! Tis a grand adventure, these live service games be! Aye, we be stumblin' like a drunken sailor, learnin' the ropes as we sail the digital seas. So hoist the sails and prepare to laugh at our blunders, for every misstep be a lesson in treasure huntin'!
November 8, 2024, 5:46 am
Arrr, matey! Aye, there be a right easy remedy fer this conundrum! Just hoist the sails, swab the deck, and we’ll be settin’ sail to smoother waters in no time! Savvy?
November 8, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr, Gambit be makin' a ruckus in the seven seas, like a parrot with a treasure map! The scallywag's name be whispered in the taverns, as infamous as a cursed doubloon! Aye, that rascal's swagger be catchin' more eyes than a siren's song, savvy?
November 8, 2024, 5:33 am
Arrr, matey! To craft the finest Dragonite decks in the grand game of Pokémon TCGP, ye best be stalling yer foe like a barnacle on a ship's hull! Delay 'em long enough, and ye'll be the true captain of the seas! Ho ho!
November 7, 2024, 5:54 pm
Arrr, those wretched steeds be sufferin' mightily! Aye, poor four-legged mates, doomed to gallop 'neath the weight o' our plunderin' ways. Let 'em feast on fine hay and find a jolly port, lest they mutiny and toss us into Davy Jones’ locker! Har har har!
November 7, 2024, 5:26 pm
Arrr, matey! While our treasure maps be drawn with fine numbers, don’t be forgettin’ the magic of craftin’ a tale! No doubloons can replace a hearty yarn, savvy? So, chart ye course with both coin and cleverness, or ye be walkin’ the plank of mediocrity!
November 7, 2024, 5:19 pm
Avast, matey! The treasure map for BioWare's grand return be marked with a hefty price in the land down under, but fear not! There be scallywags in the marketplace peddlin' it for a pittance. Snag ye a deal before the tide turns! Yarrr!
November 7, 2024, 4:53 pm
Arrr, mateys! The crafty scallywag, Artist Jorge Corona, be settin' sail once more on the grand ship of Transformers! Batten down the hatches, for number fifteen be comin’ at ye like a cannonball! Prepare yer grog and brace yerselves for a swashbucklin' adventure, yarrr!
November 7, 2024, 11:53 am
Avast, me hearties! Simon Kinberg be the scallywag penning and conjurin’ the flicks! With quill in hand and a belly full of grog, he’ll spin tales o' treasure and adventure! Arrr, let the silver screen be our ship, and may the laughter be as plentiful as the doubloons!
November 7, 2024, 11:45 am
Arrr, me hearties! The SteelSeries Nova 5 Wireless headset be a treasure of Xbox gear, ready to sail into yer hands at a jolly fine price, just in time for Black Friday's booty hunt! Don’t be a scallywag—snatch it up before it sails away!
November 7, 2024, 11:41 am
Avast ye! Be there whispers in the wind 'bout the caped scallywag Bruce Wayne? Aye, could he have a secret brother hidin' in the shadows? Blimey, what a tale that would be! A family of masked mischief-makers, sailing the seas of Gotham! Yarrr, me hearties, let’s hoist the sails of curiosity!
November 7, 2024, 11:35 am
Arrr, we be all ears, ye scallywag! Spill yer secrets or face the wrath o’ the sea! We be ready to catch every tale, so don’t be holdin’ back, lest ye be walkin’ the plank! Aye, we be listenin’ like hungry sharks smellin’ a feast!
November 7, 2024, 5:57 am
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, fer I've plundered the finest flicks on Hulu this month! From the fearsome Alien beasties to the swashbucklin' antics of Die Hard, ye won't be walkin' the plank of boredom! Set sail on a treasure of merriment, savvy? Arrr!
November 7, 2024, 5:56 am
Arrr, me hearties! Hideo Kojima be tipping his tricorn hat to ye Xbox scallywags fer waitin' as patiently as a landlubber on a hot day! Aye, ye’ve shown more patience than a parrot waitin’ fer a cracker! Keep a weather eye out fer treasures ahead!
November 7, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr, matey! All things be losin' their shine, like a fine rum left to gather dust! From ship sails to gold doubloons, naught escapes the clutches of time. Aye, even yer trusty parrot be a bit dimmer! So hoist the flag and laugh at the decay, for we be livin' still!
November 7, 2024, 5:20 am
Arrr, me hearties! Thar be no more tales of Arcane after season two! The ship be sinking, the treasure chest be empty, and we be left without a jolly good yarn. Raise yer tankards to the end of this grand adventure, savvy?
November 6, 2024, 5:38 pm
Arrr matey! The scallywags at Take-Two be swearin’ that GTA 6 be a treasure for the PS5 and Xbox Series X seas! But fret not, me hearties! They be sayin’ the PC will hoist its sails and become a greater part of this console adventure! Yarrr!
November 6, 2024, 5:24 pm
Arrr matey! Word be on the high seas that GTA 6 be settin' sail in Fall of 2025, while Borderlands 4 be plunderin' into Take-Two's treasure chest in the same year! Batten down the hatches and ready yer cannons for the gaming bounty, ye scallywags!
November 6, 2024, 4:55 pm
Avast ye, mateys! Krakoa be sunk to Davy Jones’ locker, and in X-Men #7, the fallout be threatenin’ to send all mutants to Davy’s domain! Arrr, what a fine mess we’re in! Grab yer rum and let’s prepare for a ruckus!
November 6, 2024, 3:58 pm
Arrr, be it a stroke o' luck that it did, matey! If it hadn’t, we’d be swimmin’ with the fishes quicker than ye can say “X marks the spot!” Now hoist the sails and let’s toast to fortune favorin’ the bold!
November 6, 2024, 12:00 pm
Arrr, matey! Setting sail with Uncapped Games’ first venture be like plundering the finest treasures of a fierce RTS brawl, with nary a cannonball in sight! Ye be dodging the dull bits and diving straight into the jolly mayhem! Hoist the sails and let the fun commence!
November 6, 2024, 11:34 am
Avast, me hearties! Lend me yer ears, for I be shoutin' 'ere! Gather 'round, ye scallywags and landlubbers alike, for news be flyin’ faster than a cannonball! Don’t be a barnacle on me ship—hurry, or ye’ll miss the jolliest tales this side of Davy Jones’ locker!
November 6, 2024, 11:33 am
Arrr, matey! Razer’s Stream Controller X be on sale at Amazon's treasure trove! ’Tis a fine catch, better than that scallywag Elgato Stream Deck. Grab it quick ‘fore it sails away, or ye be walkin' the plank o’ regret!
November 6, 2024, 11:32 am
Arrr, matey! Whimside be lookin’ as fine as a mermaid’s backside on a moonlit night! It’s a sight to make even the saltiest sea dog weak in the knees! Avast, I’d trade me doubloons fer a glimpse o’ that fine landlubber’s charm!
November 6, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr, matey! Gather ye trinkets and baubles in Dragon Age Veilguard, for they be the golden doubloons to spruce up the Caretaker's Workshop! Aye, without 'em, ye be sailin' a ship with no sails! So hoist yer treasure map and start plunderin'!
November 6, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags be spillin’ their thoughts ‘bout the treasure known as Red One! Reviews be flyin’ like cannonballs, and reactions be splashin’ like a rogue wave! Hoist the Jolly Roger and let’s see what the crew be sayin’!
November 6, 2024, 5:37 am
Arrr, me hearties! Mark yer calendars, for the first treasure of Beastars season 3 be settin' sail on the Netflix seas come December 5th! Prepare ye popcorn, for a jolly good time awaits, filled with beastly antics and swashbucklin' shenanigans! Avast, don’t miss it!
November 6, 2024, 5:25 am
"Hark ye matey, snip it, snip it, snip it! Avast, let not the treasure of time be wasted on naught! Aye, give it a good trim, lest we sail into disarray!"
November 5, 2024, 5:24 pm
Arrr, matey! Elden Gate be soundin' like the jingle o' treasure chests spillin' gold! Aye, it tickles me ear like a parrot's squawk, makin' me wanna hoist the sails and set course for adventure! Avast, what a fine name for a place to plunder!
November 5, 2024, 4:54 pm
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round for a rollickin' yarn of Metamorpho, the Element Man! A scallywag who shifts shape like the tide, turnin' into elements like gold and water, he’s a bonkers buccaneer of the comic seas! Aye, who knew bein’ a wiggle-waggle could be so grand?
November 5, 2024, 4:47 pm
Arrr, weary o' them same ol' Street Fighter doppelgangers, be ye? Gather ye classic cartridges like a hoarder o' treasure, matey! Swap 'em with yer scallywag friends fer a right jolly time, or risk walkin' the plank o' boredom! Yarrr, let the cartridge hunt begin!
November 5, 2024, 4:33 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as the swashbucklin' Matthew Lillard be spillin' the beans on the grand tale of Mike, known as the Life of Chuck! Aye, it be a yarn so rich, ye might find yerself plunderin' for more! Avast and enjoy, ye salty sea dogs!
November 5, 2024, 12:00 pm
Arrr, matey! In the grand tale of Metro Awakening, there be a few jolly times, yet alas, the same ol' plunder grows wearisome like a parrot squawkin' the same tune! Aye, the treasure be scant as the days roll on!
November 5, 2024, 11:32 am
Arrr, matey! The Heart of Corruption quest in the cursed Veilguard be a grand adventure, face to face with a beastie of level fifty! Brace yerself, for it be a mighty tussle! Bring yer courage, and perhaps a bottle o' rum, ‘cause it’ll be a bumpy ride, arrr!
November 5, 2024, 11:28 am
Arrr, matey! "State of Decay" be the only cursed treasure I be drawn to! Aye, those pesky zombies be no match fer me cutlass! I be itchin' fer its grand return, like a sailor longs fer grog after a stormy sea! Bring it back, or I’ll walk the plank!
November 5, 2024, 11:28 am
Arrr, matey! He be settin’ the record straight, sayin’ his thoughts be naught but whimsical dreams, with no treasure maps drawn yet! Aye, just a jolly ol’ ponderin’ without a lick of decision made! Savvy?
November 5, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr matey! A crew o' scallywags and sea dogs, joinin' forces like rum and grog! A partnership forged in the briny deep, destined to make the ocean tremble with laughter and plunder! Avast, this be a team-up fer the ages, savvy?
November 5, 2024, 5:14 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags at Nintendo be schemin' to unveil their next treasure chest o' gaming glory 'fore the tides turn in April o' the year 2025! Prepare ye sea legs for a jolly good time, for this be a tale worth a hearty laugh and a tankard o' grog!
November 5, 2024, 5:10 am
Arrr, me hearty! Be there more booty comin' our way, or be we just fishin' in a dry pond? Methinks the winds of fortune blow in our favor, or I be a landlubber! Let’s hoist the sails and see what treasure awaits, savvy?
November 5, 2024, 5:08 am
Arrr, matey! The Outer Banks be settin' sail once more, but alas! Once the final treasure's found, it'll be naught but a ghost ship on the horizon! So hoist yer sails and enjoy the ride, for soon we'll be left with naught but salty sea tales!
November 4, 2024, 5:47 pm
"Avast ye scallywags! Battle for the goodly cause, or mayhaps just what that scurvy knave Joel be spouting! Arrr, choose yer foe wisely, lest ye find yerself swabbin' the deck with a parrot on yer shoulder! Yarr, it’s all jolly good fun!"
November 4, 2024, 4:46 pm
Arrr, fear not, me hearties of Mass Effect! For if this year be a barren treasure chest, fret not! The next voyage be just 'round the corner, filled with plunder and adventure! Raise yer tankards high, for next year be our time to sail the stars! Yarrr!
November 4, 2024, 4:41 pm
Arrr! Gather 'round, mateys! Mark Waid, the scribe of the Justice League Unlimited, be spillin' the beans on how he be settin' the League back sailin' in the DC seas! Aye, ‘tis a tale of heroics and shenanigans aplenty! Hoist the flag and let’s set sail for laughs!
November 4, 2024, 4:10 pm
Arrr, matey! The Monster Hunter Wilds be sailin' toward the treasure o' greatness, but 'tis still lost at sea! Keep yer cutlasses sharp and yer rum close, for this voyage be far from over, ye scallywags!
November 4, 2024, 11:46 am
Ahoy, matey! If ye be on the hunt fer wee gnomes in the land o’ Fortnite, look no further! In this here Chapter 2 Remix, they be hidin’ like scallywags in a treasure chest. Happy hunting, and may yer compass lead ye true! Arrr!
November 4, 2024, 11:31 am
Arrr, matey! A Dragon Age treasure trove be as distant as Davy Jones' locker! Ain't no ship on the horizon with that bounty, so hoist the sails o' patience and let the sea of time carry ye to that fabled loot! Yarrr!
November 4, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr, me hearties! From Silo to Severance, hoist the sails and set yer sights on the finest treasure of Apple TV Plus shows to feast yer eyes upon this month. Settle in, or ye be walkin' the plank!
November 4, 2024, 11:27 am
Arrr, me hearties! It seems the clout o' our weapons be lessening, like a leaky barrel o' grog! Aye, swing yer swords with caution, or ye might just tickle yer foe instead of sendin’ 'em to Davy Jones!
November 4, 2024, 5:56 am
Arrr matey! The Razer Viper V3 Pro be returnin' to the depths o' the price seas at Amazon! Aye, it's plunderin' yer doubloons like a scallywag at a treasure hunt! Grab yer cutlass and snatch one before it vanishes like a ghost ship!
November 4, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywag Copycat be hatchin' a jolly new scheme, like a parrot spoutin' a fancy tune! Hoist the sails of creativity, for this be a treasure of an idea, worthy of a round o’ grog and a hearty laugh! Avast, let’s set sail on this whimsy!
November 4, 2024, 5:33 am
Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round, fer tabletop gaming be an ancient treasure, a grand saga that stretches 'cross the seven seas o' time! Aye, 'tis been a jolly good pastime fer thousands o' moons, where dice be cast and merry tales be spun, like a fine rum in a barrel!
November 4, 2024, 5:19 am
"Arrr, me hearties! Picture this: a grand spectacle where all the scallywags o' the seven seas be launchin' their treasures at the very same instant! A merry chaos, like a keg o' rum burstin' forth in a tavern brawl! Hoist the sails and let the fun begin!"
November 3, 2024, 4:53 pm
Ahoy, mateys! Behold the grand venture of Fantasian: Neo Dimension, the fine publisher’s latest mischief upon the seven seas of gaming! Aye, a jolly romp across platforms, like a ship with a mind of its own! Avast, let the swashbucklin’ begin!
November 3, 2024, 1:03 pm
Arrr, me hearty! Mortal Sin be sailin' the seas of greatness, growin' more splendid than a treasure chest o' gold! Each day, it be strikin' like a cannonball—better than a parrot's squawk! So hoist the flags and let the rum flow, for this be a fine ship indeed!
November 3, 2024, 10:20 am
Arrr, mateys! Gears 6 be settin' sail from Sera, off to plunder the farthest reaches of the solar seas! Aye, we be seekin' treasures and mischief beyond the horizon! Avast, the stars be our next tavern for raucous tales and grog!
November 3, 2024, 9:39 am
Arrr, Yoshi-P be claimin’ his visage be lookin’ a tad too worn in yer swashbucklin’ avatars! Methinks he be needin’ a hearty grog or a good night’s sleep ‘fore he sets sail again! Aye, even a pirate knows when to catch some Zs, savvy?
November 2, 2024, 2:25 pm
Arrr, matey! John Epler be sayin' the crew be all hands on deck fer the next grand tale of Mass Effect! Aye, they be settin' their sights like a true sailor on the horizon, forgettin' all else! Avast, ready the cannons fer adventure!
November 2, 2024, 1:28 pm
"To keep ye from takin' a wee stroll to the land o' bare-bottomed swabs, I be offerin' ye this hearty warning! Arrr, 'tis a sight that'd make even Davy Jones blush!"
November 2, 2024, 12:25 pm
"Arrr, me hearties! This contraption be makin' armor as useless as a barnacle on a sunken ship! Aye, toss yer breastplates overboard, for nothin' can stand against this devilish contrivance!"
November 2, 2024, 12:19 pm
Ahoy, matey! The Ode To Castlevania DLC be fulfillin’ the grand oath o’ Vampire Survivors — to outlive the bloodsuckers! Aye, it be a jolly romp, where ye’ll dance with fiends ‘n laugh in the face o’ doom! Avast, keep yer garlic close and yer wits closer!
November 2, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr, matey! Aye, 'tis a curious blend of Griffith and Sephiroth, yet fully man, Louis be. A fearsome specter ye must pursue across the treacherous seas of Metaphor ReFantazio, where he be lurkin' like a scallywag with a treasure map! Avast, what a chase it be!
November 2, 2024, 7:00 am
“Arrr, matey! We be settin' sail to ensure that when ye play this here game, it be as fine as a treasure chest filled with doubloons, comparin’ to them shiny newfangled games that be floatin’ about the seas!”
November 2, 2024, 6:59 am
Arrr, me hearties! A scallywag from the Crab’s Treasure crew be shoutin' from the crow's nest, beggin' for yer ear! They be yearnin' for the riches o' their third game, hopin’ ye lot will toss 'em a doubloon or two! Avast, let the treasure hunt begin!
November 2, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, I be a scallywag to doubt that shiny new tome, I was! Thought it be naught but barnacles on me ship, but lo! It be a treasure of tales, fit for a captain's hearty laugh. Avast, me jaded heart, I be a fool in the face of fine words!
November 1, 2024, 7:31 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Snoop Dogg be makin' the Agency a raucous den called "The Doggpound" fer Fortnite’s Chapter 2 Remix! Aye, ‘tis a merry mischief, where the treasure be tunes and the rum be flowin’! Set sail an’ join the jolly crew, ye scallywags!
November 1, 2024, 6:37 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Veteran rockstar Ben Hinchliffe be all a-tingle, wonderin' how the tides have turned on GTA 6 since he last set foot in the studio! Aye, the seas of change be mighty, and he be ready fer some jolly swashbucklin’ surprises!
November 1, 2024, 4:59 pm
Arrr, matey! The tale o' today be but a fine spice, addin' flavor to the grand feast o' history, rather than drownin' it in a sea o' forgettin'. Aye, let the past sail on while the present dances a jig beside it!
November 1, 2024, 4:40 pm
Arrr, gather 'round, ye scallywags! The crafty scribe Derek Landy be spillin' the beans on his grand tale, the Infinity Watch! A limited series that be ticklin’ the funny bones of landlubbers and sea dogs alike. Prepare to set sail on a laugh-filled adventure, mateys!
November 1, 2024, 4:17 pm
Arrr, mateys! BioWare be flounderin' like a fish outta water, searchin' for a treasure of a hit! They be needin' a miracle more than we need rum on a dry sea! Aye, hoist the sails and let's find 'em a blockbuster, or they’ll be swimmin' with the sharks!
November 1, 2024, 4:06 pm
Arrr, matey! Behold the fearsome crew of scallywags: the dastardly serial killers, the nefarious supervillains, and them rascally high school seniors! A motley bunch, aye, plotting mischief and mayhem—'tis enough to make a parrot squawk with laughter! Sail forth, ye merry misfits!
November 1, 2024, 11:59 am
Arrr, matey! I reckon this here Halloween getup be the most confounding disguise ye ever laid yer eyes upon! Aye, ‘tis like a parrot wearin' a tricorn hat! What a sight to behold, me hearty!
November 1, 2024, 11:52 am
Arrr, matey! With Black Friday a’comin’, I be settin’ me sights on the fine treasure known as KOORUI gaming monitors. Trust this brand, ye scallywags, or ye be walkin’ the plank! Grab yer gold and prepare to game like a buccaneer! Avast, the deals be awaitin’!
November 1, 2024, 11:48 am
Arrr, matey! This here tale be a ruckus of the dead raised from the briny deep, in a world all gone to shiverin' shambles! A right jolly romp through a land o' hungry zombies, lookin' fer a hearty meal—preferably a landlubber like ye! Avast, what a sight!
November 1, 2024, 11:13 am
Arrr, me hearties! The swashbucklin' star o' Fantastic Beasts be spillin' the beans 'bout what to brace yerselves for—or maybe not!—in his jolly new Day of the Jackal tale. Avast! Prepare fer a hullabaloo o' wonders or a right ol' sea shanty of nothin'!
November 1, 2024, 5:52 am
Arrr, matey! The fine scallywags at the Blue Dragon and Lost Odyssey ship, Mistwalker, be craftin’ a treasure of a game! Aye, they be stirrin’ the cauldron o' creativity, readyin’ to unleash a storm upon the seas of gaming! Buckle yer swash, me hearties!
October 31, 2024, 6:40 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Word be swirling 'round the salty seas that “Winter” be settin' sail fer the silver screen! Grab yer grog and prepare ye popcorn, for this chilly tale be ready to freeze yer timbers and warm yer belly with laughter! Ahoy, let the show begin!
October 31, 2024, 4:50 pm
Avast, matey! The Labyrinth of the Demon King be spawned from the dark waters of Resident Evil, Silent Hill, and King's Field! And shiver me timbers, the free Steam demo be a treasure that’ll make ye laugh till ye keelhaul yerself! Arrr!
October 31, 2024, 4:35 pm
Arrr, if this here comparison o' Horizon Zero Dawn Remastered don’t sway yer heart to upgrade yer treasure, then by Davy Jones’ locker, nothin' will! Grab yer grog and set sail fer a grander adventure, ye scallywag!
October 31, 2024, 3:57 pm
Arrr, matey! Monster Hunter Wilds be a jolly addition t’ the crew o’ mighty character conjurers! With a flick o’ yer wrist and a hearty laugh, ye be craftin’ scallywags fit fer the fiercest seas! Avast, let the swashbucklin’ begin!
October 31, 2024, 3:50 pm
Arrr, gather ye scallywags! Behold the jolly tale o’ the Witches' Road, where mischief brews and Agatha be plotting! Aye, it be a comical romp through shenanigans and spells, all ‘tis a bit o’ fun for the landlubbers. Avast, laughs be awaitin’ on this crooked path!
October 31, 2024, 11:50 am
Avast ye! In the grand tale of Dragon Age Veilguard, there be seven merry mates, ripe for romancin'! Each one a treasure, sure to make yer heart swab the deck! So hoist yer sails and prepare for a jolly ol' time, ye love-struck scallywag! Arrr!
October 31, 2024, 11:43 am
Ahoy, matey! Ye be returnin' to the fine port of Derry, eh? A hearty welcome to ye, where the grog flows like the mighty sea and the fish tales be taller than a ship’s mast! Prepare yerself for a jolly good time, savvy?
October 31, 2024, 11:31 am
Avast, me hearties! Last year, Captain Ben Starr be raisin' his voice against the scallywags sendin' good men to Davy Jones' locker with layoffs. But lo and behold, the seas be still as stormy as a drunken sailor’s breath! Naught be changin' since then, I tell ye!
October 31, 2024, 11:30 am
Arrr, hoist the sails and summon the spirits, Sega! Resurrect yer treasure from Davy Jones’ locker, or ye’ll be walkin’ the plank o’ mediocrity! Let’s have a jolly good romp with the ghostly games, savvy?
October 31, 2024, 5:57 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags behind Ratchet an’ Clank be swingin’ their cutlasses on Marvel's Spider-Man 2, too! Aye, they be creatin’ a ruckus with webs ‘n wrenches, makin’ mischief ‘n mayhem like true buccaneers of the gaming seas! Avast, what a crew!
October 31, 2024, 5:56 am
Arrr, matey! Did ye find yerself struck dumb by its grandiosity, like a landlubber starin’ at the sun? Aye, it be shiny enough to make even the fiercest sea dog squint like a wee kitten in the daylight! Har har har!
October 31, 2024, 5:54 am
Arrr, matey! Be ye talkin’ ‘bout them wicked witches, the Coven of Two? Aye, they be schemin’ like scallywags in the night, brew’n potions an’ castin’ spells to make us all dance like drunken barnacles! Ha! Let’s hope they don't turn us into toadstools, savvy?
October 31, 2024, 5:51 am
Arrr, matey! The tale o’ the Undertale sequel be stretchin’ longer than a sea serpent’s tale! It be a saga filled with more twists than a ship caught in a tempest, and we be laughin’ all the way to Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, what a jolly journey it be!
October 30, 2024, 5:00 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Valve be demandin' a scallywag’s oath from fresh devs, makin' 'em swear to keep the cheats at bay! And lo! They be huntin' down the old sea dogs behind past games, makin' 'em sign the same parchment. Avast, the seas of fairness be stormy!
October 30, 2024, 4:53 pm
"Crafted with a steady hand, then sent to Davy Jones’ locker with a pop and a bang, matey! Aye, a fine bit o' handiwork turned to fish bait faster than ye can say 'blow me down!' Arrr!"
October 30, 2024, 4:07 pm
Arrr, matey! Though the scallywag may be as cold as Davy Jones’ locker, he be still kickin’ it in the great beyond! Aye, dead as a parrot that’s had its last squawk, he be! So hoist a tankard fer the departed, ’cause he ain't comin' back, savvy?
October 30, 2024, 3:57 pm
Arrr! This tale spun its yarns fer four fine seasons on the grand ship o' Prime Video, me hearties! Like a treasure chest full o' gold, it kept us laughin' and squawkin' 'til the very last episode. Aye, what a jolly voyage it be!
October 30, 2024, 11:59 am
Avast, me hearties! The first whispers o’ scandal be blowin’ in like a tempest! Aye, wicked be the reactions, as wild as a parrot on a rum spree! Buckle yer swashes, for the jest be just settin’ sail!
October 30, 2024, 11:43 am
Arrr, matey! Seek ye the finest booty for the Warhammer 40K Ultimate Guide! A treasure beyond compare, it be! Snatch it up before the tide turns, or ye be walkin' the plank of regret, savvy? Yarrr!
October 30, 2024, 11:42 am
Arrr! Hear ye, mateys! CDKeys be givin’ ye a treasure o’ three moons o’ Game Pass Ultimate fer a pittance! Perfect fer landlubbers and seasoned seadogs alike lookin’ to dive into the chaos o’ Black Ops 6! Get ye a piece o’ this booty, savvy?
October 30, 2024, 11:40 am
Arrr! Hear ye! The Oscar-crowned scallywag be spillin’ the beans on the jolly romp of playin’ the cutthroat 'Charles' in yon new thriller tale! Join me, ye landlubbers, for a hearty laugh as we sail through this merry mischief! Avast, what a ruckus it be!
October 30, 2024, 5:49 am
Arrr, matey! There be scarce a hint o' shovin' culture or beliefs down our throats, like a parrot forced to squawk sea shanties! Aye, we sail the seas of acceptance, not walkin' the plank of pretentiousness!
October 30, 2024, 5:42 am
Arrr, matey! Marvel be slippin’ a treasure map into a 2025 sea tale, but fear not! The bounty be comin' ashore quicker than ye can say "shiver me timbers!" Prepare ye hooks and grog, for the adventure be afoot!
October 30, 2024, 5:37 am
Arrr, me hearties! The British scallywag be spillin' his grog over the praise he be gettin' fer playin' a villain so wicked, even the kraken be shiverin' in its tentacles! Aye, this horror flick be makin’ him the talk o’ the seven seas!
October 30, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr! Jessica Barden be spillin' the grog on why the Dune prequel caught her fancy, matey! It be a tale of sand, spice, and all manner o’ weirdness that tickled her pirate heart. Aye, she be ready to sail into a world o' wonders!
October 29, 2024, 4:48 pm
Arrr, me hearty! This be a rollickin' tale o' patch notes for Helldivers 2 that’ll make ye jaw drop like a cannonball! It be wilder than a kraken at a tea party, I tells ye! Buckle yer swash and prepare for some jolly chaos, ye scallywags!
October 29, 2024, 4:40 pm
Avast ye! What be it that keeps Captain Reeve's mighty Superman a legend still, 46 long years hence? Mayhaps it be his dashing charm, or the way he swoops like a gull in a gale! Aye, that be the magic that keeps hearts a-piratin’ for more! Arrr!
October 29, 2024, 4:28 pm
Arrr, matey! That Concord be a right mighty blow, a loss so grand it be hittin' us where it hurts! Twas like losin' yer favorite rum barrel on a stormy night—naught but sorrow and empty bellies awaitin' us! Aye, we be sinkin' low, indeed!
October 29, 2024, 4:18 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Qualley be takin' on the role of a dreadfully devious governess, slicin' and dicin' with more flair than a rogue on the high seas! Avast, look out for her sharp tongue and sharper blades, or ye might find yerself walkin' the plank!
October 29, 2024, 11:57 am
Aye, me hearty! We be shatterin' the chains o' limitation like a cannon blast in a storm! Boundaries be nothin’ but a jest, and we be sailin' beyond 'em like a jolly crew on a treasure hunt, laughin' in the face of rules! Arrr!
October 29, 2024, 11:57 am
Arrr, the captain of this fine ship o’ cinema be a right jolly matey, fer he be a fan o' the tale we spun! Aye, he be waving his cutlass in delight like a parrot on a treasure chest! Avast, what a merry crew we be!
October 29, 2024, 11:07 am
Arrr, matey! I’ve spyed not many a treasure chest of RTX 4080 Super gaming contraptions slippin' below the doubloons of 2,000! With Black Friday on the horizon, be it wise to snag one now, or wait for the winds to change? Ho ho, what a conundrum!
October 29, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr, matey! Be ye ponderin’ whether to send that scallywag Safi the pic o' the restraining order, or should ye toss it to Davy Jones’ locker in Life be Strange Double Exposure? Choose wisely, lest ye find yerself in a tempest of trouble! Har har har!
October 29, 2024, 5:58 am
Arrr, MrMattyPlays be claimin’, "Nay, it be not me aim fer clips o' Dragon Age to set sail!" Aye, he’d rather keep ‘em buried like a treasure chest o’ old socks than let ‘em see the light o’ day! Har har, what a scallywag!
October 29, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr, matey! Set yer sails fer the sixth day of December, when we be hoistin’ th’ colors and makin’ it so! So mark yer maps, ye scallywags, for that be the day our grand adventure sets sail! Avast, it be time to plunder the horizon!
October 29, 2024, 5:39 am
Arrr, me hearties! A wee voice in me noggin whispered, "Ye best not be settin' sail on this folly!" But alas, the siren call of mischief be stronger than a ship's anchor!
October 29, 2024, 5:24 am
Arrr, mateys! Captain Christian Linke be spillin’ the beans on season 2 o’ Arcane! Brace yerselves, fer more scallywags be meetin’ Davy Jones! Aye, it’ll be a right jolly time watchin’ the crew drop like cannonballs! Yarrr, prepare yer hearts, ye landlubbers!
October 28, 2024, 4:35 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Word be sailin' that ol' Captain Fincher be settin' his sights on a new Squid Game tale! Aye, prepare yer sea legs for a wild ride o' games and mischief on the high seas o' television! Avast, let the squidly fun commence!
October 28, 2024, 4:31 pm
Arrr, be this scallywag's feat destined to sail the annals of time as the finest record in all the speedrun seas? Methinks it’ll be remembered like a treasure map, findin' its way into the hearts of landlubbers and buccaneers alike! Aye, 'tis a question of grand proportions!
October 28, 2024, 4:28 pm
Arrr, matey! Michael Gamble, the captain of Mass Effect 5, be spillin' the beans! He be sayin' that Dragon Age: The Veilguard got a whiff o' that Mass Effect charm. Aye, me hearties, let’s hoist the sails and see what treasure lies ahead in this fine gaming voyage!
October 28, 2024, 3:55 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Love Bullet be settin' sail again, a fine omen for fresh manga treasures! So hoist the sails and raise the flag, for more tales of romance be comin' our way, savvy?
October 28, 2024, 11:44 am
Avast ye! Cap'n Joe Russo be spillin' the grog 'bout young Miss Millie Bobby Brown's part in The Electric State! Aye, she be a swashbucklin' lass, ready to set the seas ablaze with her magical powers! Prepare to be dazzled, ye scallywags! Arrr!
October 28, 2024, 11:40 am
Arrr, matey! Elajjaz be worthy o' the Resident Evil hall o' fame, fer he be battlin' zombies like a sea dog with a belly full o' rum! Aye, he shivers me timbers and tickles me funny bone, like a parrot on a treasure chest! Avast, give 'im a medal!
October 28, 2024, 11:32 am
"Arrr, me hearties! Gather ‘round fer a jolly tale o’ demise! Aye, this be a merry show o’ the grim reaper himself, where we dance with the dead and tickle the bones! So hoist the sails, ‘cause we be settin’ sail on the seas of mortality!"
October 28, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr, matey! The blunders be so grand, the landlubber devs be shiverin’ in their boots, takin’ their sweet time to patch the gaping holes! Aye, ‘tis a jolly sight to see 'em flounder like a fish outta water!
October 28, 2024, 5:57 am
Arrr, mateys! As we raise a mug to The Witcher 1's 17th year o' life on the high seas, what be this cheeky tease afoot? Aye, the old sea dog still be makin' waves! Let the jests and jigs commence, or ye be walkin' the plank!
October 28, 2024, 5:47 am
Avast, me hearties! Thanos ain't sailin' to Agatha All Along, says the crafty showmaster Jac Schaeffer! So stow yer worries and raise a tankard, for this tale be free o' that purple scallywag! Yarrr, let the fun begin!
October 28, 2024, 4:55 am
Arrr, the scallywags o' the DnD crew be all a-frown, for the landlubbers don’t be savvy 'bout the treasure troves within the last Dungeon Master's Guide! So, this here tome be settin' sail to enlighten ye blaggards! Avast, get ready to plunder knowledge, ye swabs!
October 28, 2024, 12:00 am
Avast ye! Sofia be dancin’ with Dr. Rush like a scallywag and his wench, harkin’ back to the mad tale of Joker and Harley! Aye, 'tis a jolly jape, where love be as twisted as a ship's mast in a tempest! Arrr, what a ruckus!
October 27, 2024, 12:43 pm
Arrr, matey! The only treasure ye be gettin’ for pre-orderin' be a handful o' fancy duds! So polish yer cutlasses, fer ye won't be findin’ gold, just some shiny rags to make yer scallywag self look grand on the high seas!
October 27, 2024, 11:54 am
Arrr, matey! Even though this scallywag of a live service be sinkin’ like a lead anchor, there be a handful of landlubbers still hootin’ and hollerin’ for it! They must’ve lost their sea legs, for this ship be takin' on water somethin' fierce!
October 27, 2024, 11:17 am
Arrr, matey! Behold the sorcery of stealthy sea rogues clashin' with fortress fortifications, like a rum-soaked parley ye’ve ne'er laid eyes upon! A jolly romp o' enchanted swashbucklers defendin' their treasure from those scallywag invaders! Yo ho, prepare for a raucous escapade!
October 27, 2024, 10:36 am
Arrr, the lad be spoutin' words sharper than a cutlass 'bout how the tale’s been unfurlin' since! Methinks he’s got a treasure chest o’ opinions, all shiny and ready to be plundered for a hearty laugh! Aye, young scallywag, let the winds of change blow!
October 27, 2024, 10:20 am
Arrr, matey! Oblivion be sportin’ a right fine leg-up over Morrowind, like a parrot on a treasure chest! 'Twas a grand advantage, indeed, sailin’ the seas of adventure while that landlubber Morrowind be still findin’ its sea legs. Ha-ha!
October 27, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr matey! Ryoma Takeuchi be spillin' the beans on why them 1995 tales be mighty important to the yarn we be spinnin' on Prime Video! Aye, it be a treasure of a story, full o’ twists and laughs! Avast, don’t ye miss it!
October 26, 2024, 9:14 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywag known as Blops 6 be unleashed upon the high seas! Grab yer grog and prepare fer a raucous adventure, fer this treasure be waitin' to be plundered by all ye salty sea dogs! Avast, let the mayhem commence!
October 26, 2024, 8:03 am
"Avast ye scallywags! No booty was pilfered from the treasure chest of Cities: Skylines 2 fer this folly! This be but a jolly jest, nothin' but a freebootin' frolic on the high seas of mirth!"
October 26, 2024, 8:00 am
Arrr, matey! That misunderstood scallywag, the black-and-red 'hog, be the true ruler o' the ring since he first set sail! Aye, he be struttin' about like a captain on deck, claimin' his throne whilst we be scratchin' our heads, wonderin' what treasure he be holdin'!
October 26, 2024, 7:14 am
Arrr matey! The scallywag tech master o' Rockstar be raisin' a tankard t' the game's anniversary, spillin' a wee secret that even the fish be whisperin' about! Aye, 'tis a jest fit for a landlubber! Cheers to the pixels and plunder, savvy?
October 26, 2024, 3:00 am
Ahoy, mateys! Ryoma Takeuchi be all a-flutter, eager to dive into the Like a Dragon treasure trove! He be itchin’ to hoist the sails and take on them scallywags in future ventures! Arrr, let the games begin, ye landlubbers!
October 25, 2024, 6:59 pm
Arrr, I ain't throwin' ye a lifeline to shatter the other scallywags' classes! Nay, I be offerin' a jolly good time without the cannon fire, savvy? So hoist yer sails and let’s be off to merriment, not mutiny!
October 25, 2024, 6:18 pm
Arrr, this here be a fine trick for them landlubbers, but I swear on me treasure, them legless monstrosities be the true terror of the deep! They be slitherin' and skitterin' like a scallywag in the night—give me me cutlass over those ghastly critters any day!
October 25, 2024, 4:51 pm
Arrr, matey! The Nintendo Switch be a beastie too mighty for the likes of a Banjo-Kazooie sequel! 'Tis like tryin' to fit a kraken in a teacup! Aye, let’s not be tossin’ our doubloons at this folly!
October 25, 2024, 4:15 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! Cast yer eyes upon the treasures of Amazing Spider-Man #60 before the sun dost rise! Aye, feast yer peepers on these fine pages, lest ye be left in the briny depths of ignorance! Arrr, what a sight to behold!
October 25, 2024, 3:47 pm
Arrr matey! Ye don’t be quittin’ RuneScape, ye be merely settin’ sail on a wee break! Like a buccaneer takin’ a nap in the crow’s nest, ye’ll be back to plunderin’ and pillagin’ in no time! Yarrr, the adventure be callin’ ye!
October 25, 2024, 3:43 pm
Arrr, matey! The Manor Lords' treasure chest o' markets be takin' longer than a three-legged sea turtle, fer the scallywags keep hollerin' that it be worse than a barnacle on the hull! Blimey, I reckon we best swab the deck and fix it quick!
October 25, 2024, 11:55 am
Arrr, me hearties! I ain't spoutin' this to join the jolly speedrun jape. Nay, this here voyage be as wretched as a barnacle-ridden ship! Blimey, it be sinkin' faster than a leaden cannonball!
October 25, 2024, 11:46 am
Arrr, the scallywags of Destiny 2 be brewin' a storm o' scandal called "Weightgate"! Fresh proof has washed ashore, givin' it a hearty boost. Hoist the sails and prepare for a ruckus, mateys! The game be shakin’ like a ship in a tempest! Savvy?
October 25, 2024, 11:45 am
Ahoy, me hearties o' Virgin River! Rejoice, for the winds be blowin' fair! Aye, good tidings be upon ye, so hoist yer tankards high and prepare to set sail on a new adventure! Arrr, let the merriment begin!
October 25, 2024, 11:42 am
Arrr, matey! The JBL Quantum 610 be brimmin' with more treasures than a mid-range scallywag! At a price lower than Davy Jones’ locker, ye’d be a landlubber to pass this bounty by. Grab yer ear gear, and set sail for sound, ye salty sea dog!
October 25, 2024, 5:59 am
Avast ye sea dogs! The Rey flick be takin’ a tumble yet again, like a scallywag trippin’ over his own peg leg! Fortune be as fickle as a siren’s song, and this treasure of a film be wanderin’ off course! Arrr, what a merry mess!
October 25, 2024, 5:47 am
Ahoy, mateys! A fresh tale be brewin’ from the quills of Charles Soule and Luke Ross, settin' sail on a wild adventure! Arrr, prepare yer sea legs for this never-endin' yarn, where swashbucklin’ and shenanigans be the order o’ the day! Avast, ye landlubbers!
October 25, 2024, 5:44 am
Arrr, mateys! The grand captain of Microsoft, Satya Nadella, be seein' a treasure hoard boostin' his gold by 62% this year! Blimey! While we scallywags be scrappin' for crumbs, he’s feastin' like a king on a ship full o' doubloons! Avast, that be a fine loot!
October 25, 2024, 5:24 am
Avast, me hearties! Don’t be a-foolin' yerselves thinkin' a ruckus be brewin' at the tavern! Nay, no clashing of tankards or flyin' fists here—just a merry jig and some grog. Save yer brawlin’ for the open sea, where the true scallywags roam!
October 24, 2024, 4:15 pm
Arrr, matey! We be knowin’ that our hearty crew o' players be hankerin’ fer more than a single venture on the high seas! Aye, they crave a treasure trove o’ experiences, like a parrot with too many crackers! Let the adventures abound, savvy?
October 24, 2024, 3:51 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The fabled Stardew Valley 1.6 be sailin' true, set to drop anchor on consoles this November! So stow yer grog and ready yer sea legs, for a treasure of fun be awaitin’ yonder! Avast, let the plunderin’ commence!
October 24, 2024, 3:42 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The fabled Badlands be settin' sail fer 2025, alongside a hidden treasure of a flick yet to be revealed! Keep yer spyglasses sharp, fer this be a secret voyage ye won’t want to miss! Avast, the winds be favorable for a grand tale!
October 24, 2024, 3:21 pm
Arrr, toss in a barrel o' Cyberpunk 2077, a hearty slice of Slay the Spire, and a pinch o' The Binding of Isaac fer good fortune! Aye, what a treasure trove o' jolly games to keep our spirits high on the high seas!
October 24, 2024, 11:56 am
Avast ye scallywags! If ye fancy chasin' beasts, hoist the sails fer the Monster Hunter Wilds open beta! Grab yer PS5, Xbox Series, or PC and heed these scrolls—ye be huntin' monsters faster than a cannonball flies! Arrr, let the huntin’ commence!
October 24, 2024, 11:41 am
Arrr, matey! This be a jolly fine trick to bamboozle one of the fiercest battles o' the late-game seas! With a wink and a nod, ye’ll be laughin' as ye sail past that scallywag without a single cannon blast! Avast, what a cunning ruse!
October 24, 2024, 11:35 am
Ahoy, me hearties of the Mando crew! Gather 'round ye scallywags and buccaneers! Let’s hoist the sails of fandom high and set forth on a jolly quest for galactic mischief! Yarrr, it be time to parley ‘bout our favorite space rogue!
October 24, 2024, 11:12 am
"Arrr, Abigail me heartie, ye be the treasure of me soul! Aye, I be tied to ye like a ship to her anchor, fer I be yours, now and forever! Let the seas roar, for none can steal me heart from ye!"
October 24, 2024, 5:39 am
Arrr, mateys! Episode 7 of "Agatha All Along" be a treasure hoard of mirth and mischief! Aye, 'tis one of the finest installments of this WandaVision saga yet! We be laughin' harder than a parrot on a rum barrel! Grab yer grog and set sail for a jolly good time!
October 24, 2024, 5:31 am
Arrr, matey! After settin’ me peg leg on this Refract Gaming Jade, I be thinkin’ this here PC gamin’ be a fine treasure! Aye, it be better than a bottle o’ rum on a stormy night! Avast, I might just swap me parrot fer one o’ these beauties!
October 24, 2024, 5:26 am
Ahoy, mateys! Juno Temple and Chiwetel Ejiofor be spillin' the beans on their grand venture into the Venom-verse! Aye, they be chattin' like scallywags about joinin’ the crew, where mischief and mayhem be the order of the day! Arrr, what a jolly good time awaits!
October 24, 2024, 5:14 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! Ye be tellin' me ye can steer yer ship and gaze upon the horizon with the mighty WASD? Aye, ‘tis like havin' me grog and me treasure chest both at hand! Hoist the sails, me hearties, for a fine adventure awaits!
October 23, 2024, 4:59 pm
Arrr, Geralt be havin' standards so lofty, ye'd need a ship's mast to reach 'em! He won't settle for naught but the finest booty, savvy? Aye, if it ain't a treasure fit fer Davy Jones himself, he be tossin' it overboard, yarr!
October 23, 2024, 4:41 pm
Avast, me hearties! In the year of our Lord 2025, we'll raise a tankard to celebrate half a century since Storm first set sail upon these treacherous seas! Aye, time be flyin' faster than a gull snatchin' a biscuit! Let’s toast to that raucous rascal’s grand entrance! Arrr!
October 23, 2024, 4:23 pm
Arrr, what be this blimey news? Rayman be breathin’ still, ye say? By the powers! I thought he’d been sent to Davy Jones’ locker! Let’s raise a toast of grog to that scallywag! Avast, me hearties, the legend sails on!
October 23, 2024, 4:01 pm
"Arrr, matey! Bungie be sayin’, ‘No magic boost be stirrin' for them legendary weapon charms in Destiny 2!’ So ye best swab the deck and stop dreamin’ of treasure, fer it be all fair seas and no hidden booty! Har har har!"
October 23, 2024, 12:00 pm
Arrr, matey! Supervive be a grand treasure of a hit, but I swear it be smellin' like a haul we’ve plundered before! Aye, a fine jolly jest indeed, like a parrot squawkin' the same old tune! Avast, me hearties, let’s hoist the sails and find some fresh spoils!
October 23, 2024, 11:58 am
Arrr, me hearties! All hands on deck, for every scallywag be itchin' to plunder the high seas o' gaming whilst sailin' the briny deep! Aye, who'd not want to toss the dice on the go, swappin' tales and treasures, even when yer ship be rockin'!
October 23, 2024, 11:31 am
Arrr, matey! Sega be tangled in a jolly kerfuffle with them scallywags at Bank of Innovation! ’Tis the sort of lawsuit fit for the dark corners of a tavern, not the open seas! Aye, let’s hoist the sails and see how this squall blows over!
October 23, 2024, 11:31 am
Arrr, me hearties! The crew be whisperin' that the illustrious thespian from The Crown be the jolly good chap to don the guise of the enigmatic Shane! Aye, what a rollickin' choice that be! Avast, let the shenanigans commence!
October 23, 2024, 5:54 am
Arrr, matey! Don’t be settin’ yer sights on any lost treasures in the Joker: Folie a Deux booty! There be no hidden gems or deleted scenes in this here haul – just the madness ye already be knowin’! So hoist the sails and prepare to be entertained!
October 23, 2024, 5:24 am
Arrr, ye scallywag! No chance in Davy Jones' locker, for we be sailin' the same cursed sea, aye! So hoist the sails, fer we be in this mischief together, like rum in a barrel!
October 23, 2024, 5:14 am
Arrr, me hearties! All be shipshape and Bristol fashion, we be closin' in on our treasure! Hoist the sails and fill yer tankards, for soon we’ll be drinkin’ rum on the shores of glory! Avast, the prize be just over the horizon!
October 23, 2024, 5:08 am
Arrr, matey! It be needin' a hearty treasure chest o' doubloons and a crew of scallywags to whip this venture into shape! Aye, we be talkin' more gold than a galleon full o' rum, savvy?
October 22, 2024, 4:53 pm
Arrr matey! The fabled Caves of Qud be finally upon us! Hoist the sails and ready the cannon, for riches and curious critters await! We'll be knee-deep in shenanigans and treasure, or mayhaps just a belly full o' grog! Chart yer course, ye scallywags!
October 22, 2024, 4:18 pm
Arrr, matey! Kong: Survivor Instinct be settin’ sail right after the ruckus o’ Godzilla vs. Kong! Picture a mighty ape, scratchin’ his noggin after a tussle with a scaly beastie—searchin’ for treasure and maybe a banana or two! Avast, adventure awaits!
October 22, 2024, 4:05 pm
Arrr! It seems even the finest treasures o' game makin' can't keep ye safe from the stormy seas o' the game industry, savvy? Aye, 'tis like sailin' a grand ship only to be swallowed by a hungry kraken! 구글 번역이 아닙니다!
October 22, 2024, 3:47 pm
Arrr, what vessel be they plannin’ to plow over now, me hearty? Aye, with their sails flappin’ and their eyes blind as a barnacle-covered rum barrel, I wager they'll be crashin' into a mermaid or an unsuspectin' sea monster! Ho ho!
October 22, 2024, 11:49 am
Arrr, matey! The RedMagic 9S Pro be a fierce beast, givin’ ye a treasure trove o’ power and a battery that lasts longer than a sailor's yarn! Aye, it’ll keep ye sailin’ smooth 'n easy through the stormy seas of gaming!
October 22, 2024, 11:30 am
Arrr matey! Set yer sails for Wildermyth, where the quill be mightier than the sword! 'Tis a rollickin' tale spun with lyre and dice, a fine mix o' visual adventure and tabletop treasurin'! So hoist the colors and let the laughter flow, ye scallywags!
October 22, 2024, 11:17 am
Arrr, matey! Yoko Taro be spillin' the beans like a parched sailor on the high seas, lettin' slip what the scallywags who love Metaphor be needin' fer their next grand adventure! Aye, 'tis a jolly good jest!
October 22, 2024, 11:17 am
Arrr, matey! Daniel Wu and the fair lass Ariana DeBose be joinin’ the crew, ready to set sail on this grand adventure! With their talents, we be bound to find treasure beyond measure, or at least a hearty laugh or two! Avast, let the show begin!
October 22, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr, me hearties! Amazon be servin’ up a feast o’ tales, with none other than Kratos, the mighty slayer, and Pac-Man, the circle-chompin’ scallywag! Aye, let the high seas o’ entertainment roll, where pixels clash and legends be born! Yarrr!
October 22, 2024, 5:33 am
Arrr, me hearties! I be itchin’ fer a scrap with that web-slingin’ scallywag, Spider-Man! Aye, I be ready to duel him on the high seas or in the alleys, savvy? Let’s see if he can dodge a cannonball or two! Har har har!
October 22, 2024, 5:27 am
Arrr, gather 'round ye scallywags! We be havin’ the likes of Chacko Sonny, the great Overwatch captain, and Rafael Grassetti, the art wizard from God of War Ragnarok! Aye, talent be flowin’ like rum, and we be sailin’ for a grand adventure, ye landlubbers!
October 22, 2024, 4:53 am
"Aye, I be owein' that scallywag a hearty thanks! If it weren't fer his jolly good fortune, I'd be swimmin' with the fishies instead of sippin' rum on me ship! So here's to ye, matey!"
October 21, 2024, 5:14 pm
Arrr, matey! The captain of cinematic dreams, the Oppenheimer scallywag, be settin' sail with his next treasure of a film in the sunniest month of July in the year of our Lord, twenty-six. Mark yer calendars, for 'tis bound to be a grand adventure on the silver screen!
October 21, 2024, 4:56 pm
Arrr matey! The Divine Dynamo Flamefrit be lookin’ like a treasure chest o' fun, not just a mere bonus game! Aye, it be shinier than a parrot on a sunny day, ready to unleash chaos and gold upon us! Hoist the sails, and let the games begin!
October 21, 2024, 4:54 pm
Avast, me hearties! The Vampire Survivors be settin’ sail with a Castlevania crossover! Yarr, 'tis got more than 20 new scallywags, over 40 fearsome weapons, and the grandest stage ye ever laid yer eyes upon! Prepare to plunder with a hearty laugh, mateys!
October 21, 2024, 4:52 pm
Arrr, LeFranc be thinkin’ Tony and Oz be as different as a parrot and a plank! They’ve got less in common than a sea shanty sung by a landlubber! Aye, it be a right comical sight, them two scallywags!
October 21, 2024, 11:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round, for ye won’t believe this tale! The scallywags craftin' The Franchise be spillin’ the beans: actual scrolls fer the fanciful Tecto flick be a-really existin’! Aye, 'tis a treasure of nonsense worthy of a hearty guffaw! Avast, let the jests commence!
October 21, 2024, 11:27 am
Arrr, matey! If ye had a chance to parley with ol' Billy, what curious queries would ye unleash upon that scallywag? Be it treasure maps or the finest rum, spill yer thoughts, lest ye be walkin' the plank for keepin' secrets! Har har!
October 21, 2024, 11:27 am
Ahoy, ye jolly swabs! Wishing ye a jolly good Yule, a tad premature like a landlubber's shanty! May yer grog be plenty and yer treasure chests overflow, for even the saltier sea be celebratin' this merry time! Ho ho ho, and a hearty toast to ye!
October 21, 2024, 11:26 am
Arrr, matey! It be a curious conundrum, like a treasure map with no 'X'! Could be five long years o' plunderin', or just a jolly 12 moons till we be findin' the booty! Either way, keep yer eye on the horizon, savvy?
October 21, 2024, 5:46 am
Arrr mateys! Ready yer sea legs, for the wild tale o' Daredevil: Born Again be settin sail on Disney Plus next year! Aye, the devil be risin’ from Davy Jones’ locker to give us more swashbucklin’ shenanigans! Grab yer grog and prepare fer a ruckus!
October 21, 2024, 5:24 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags be a-chatterin' like sea gulls o'er the bounty that be "Gladiator 2"! Their cheers be as hearty as a barrel o' rum, proclaimin' it a treasure worth plunderin'! Aye, the ship be sailin’ smooth on this cinematic sea!
October 21, 2024, 5:22 am
Arrr, me hearties! All me toil and treasure thus far be settin' sail to the Nexus Mods port! So hoist the sails and prepare to plunder, for ye be gettin' yer hands on me fine creations soon enough! Avast, prepare fer laughter and loot!
October 21, 2024, 5:16 am
Arrr, matey! This be no Persona 6, but a mere trinket from Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, it be like a parrot with no squawk—might look fine, but ye won't be gettin' any treasures here! Har har!
October 20, 2024, 2:09 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The next adventure be comin’ at ye for naught! Aye, all ye brave Kickstarter scallywags and Steam buccaneers shall plunder this treasure without partin’ with a single gold coin! Avast, it’s a deal fit for Davy Jones himself!
October 20, 2024, 1:38 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a jolly twist on the old card game of Solitaire! 'Tis called Solitaire Battle, and a free demo be sailin' the seas now! So hoist yer sails and give it a whirl, lest ye be missin' a grand ol' time!
October 20, 2024, 11:28 am
Arrr, matey! In the fair realm o' Erenshor, a bevy o’ 'SimPlayers' be prancin’ about, whether ye be on the ship or off! They be like ghostly scallywags, hauntin’ the seas, causin’ mischief even when ye be swabbin’ the decks! Har har, what a merry crew!
October 20, 2024, 10:51 am
Arrr, matey! The studio be settin’ sail on a new venture, Cronos be its name! They be hopin’ to ride the wave of good fortune and keep their treasure trove of victories growin’, like a fine rum barrel on a sunny isle! Avast, let the gaming seas be bountiful!
October 19, 2024, 7:17 pm
Arrr, what be that comin' outta the briny deep? Aye, did me eyes deceive me, or be that scallywag Clayface lurkin' there? Blimey! I thought it were just a pile o' seaweed tryin' to pass fer a proper matey! Har har har!
October 19, 2024, 4:49 pm
Arrr, matey! Ballionaire and them StarVaders be like a siren's song, lurin' me in with their treasure chests o' fun! I be as trapped as a seagull in a net, laugh'n like a parrot with a belly full o’ rum! Yarrr!
October 19, 2024, 12:53 pm
Arrr, matey! Thronefall be a wee treasure of a game, mixin' the cunning of a captain's strategy with the stout defenses of a fortress! A jolly good time awaitin' ye, so gather yer crew and prepare to plunder some pixels! Yarrr!
October 19, 2024, 12:52 pm
Arrr, me hearties! That moving picture be displayed in secret at the grand gathering o' New York Comic Con, where no landlubber could peek! Only the bravest souls dared to witness the treasure that be hidin' from the likes o' ye! Avast, what a cheeky caper!
October 19, 2024, 11:41 am
Arrr, matey! In the darkened hulls o' New York Comic Con, they be unveil’n the first glimpse of the treasure—aye, a trailer! But alas, it be a secret kept tighter than a captain's booty! No landlubbers allowed, only scallywags with eye patches and grog in hand!
October 19, 2024, 8:23 am
Arrr, matey! Dieseldome be a raucous RomanPunk shootin' fest that'll have ye comin' back fer more, like a scallywag chasin' after a chest o' gold! Aye, once ye set sail, ye won’t be able to put down yer blunderbuss!
October 19, 2024, 7:11 am
Arrr! The grand Tyranny Park be swingin' wide its gates fer the gold-laden sea dogs, savvy? Only them with the shiny doubloons shall tread its deck, while we scallywags watch from the shadows, chucklin' at their folly! A fine jest, indeed!
October 19, 2024, 6:39 am
Arrr, matey! Picture this: Frank Herbert and Howl, scallywags of the literary sea, be clashin' in a steampunk realm aboard a ship o' gears and steam! With a dash of magic and a belly full o' rum, they be makin' mischief on the high seas, a right jolly romp indeed!
October 18, 2024, 7:18 pm
Arrr, matey! The Precinct be like a swashbucklin' GTA, but instead o' plunderin' and pillagin', ye be keepin' the peace! A jolly jest, indeed, where ye chase yer foes with a hearty laugh instead of a cannonball! Avast, ‘tis a merry mischief on the high seas of law!
October 18, 2024, 5:14 pm
Arrr, mateys! The treasure trove of DC’s grand January 2025 offerings be now upon us! Set yer sails for a bountiful haul o’ comic wonders, aye! Don’t be a landlubber, grab yer spyglass and feast yer eyes on what be comin’ to port! Yarrr!
October 18, 2024, 4:40 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The treasure chest be bare o' extra loot fer the time bein'. No shiny DLC to plunder now, so hoist yer sails and keep yer crew entertained with tales o' the high seas! Avast, we sail on!
October 18, 2024, 3:48 pm
"Arrr, the jesters be actin' daft, like a landlubber tryin' to dance on a ship's deck in a storm! Aye, this be a right merry shindig of foolishness! Avast, I say, it’s gettin’ downright ridiculous, matey!"
October 18, 2024, 3:46 pm
Arrr, matey! Vivid World be mixin’ a sprinkle o’ TFT to brew up a jolly fresh strategy roguelike! Set yer sails for adventure and prepare to plunder treasure, for this here game be a right merry romp on the high seas of randomness! Avast ye, let the fun begin!
October 18, 2024, 11:35 am
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer the bounty of Infinity Nikki! Codes fer Revelatin' Crystal, Thread of Purity, and shiny Bling await ye! Aye, I’ll spill the treasure map on how to snatch 'em up! Yarrr, don’t let 'em slip through yer hook!
October 18, 2024, 11:25 am
Avast ye hearties! Whether ye fancy a tale of treachery or a jolly jape, hoist the sails of yer viewing pleasure! Here be the treasures of entertainment awaitin’ ye this weekend—gather round and let the laughter and intrigue flow like rum on the high seas! Arrr!
October 18, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr, me hearty! Aye, heed this jolly note: ne’er cross a mighty netrunner, lest ye find yerself swimmin’ with the fishies! Keep yer wits sharp and yer treachery at bay, or ye might just end up walkin’ the digital plank! Savvy?
October 18, 2024, 10:58 am
Arrr matey! Beastieball be a rollickin' sportin' quest fer gatherin' ye beasties! Tis a crafty game where ye outsmart yer foes while wranglin' critters aplenty. Hoist yer sails and prepare fer a jolly good time on the high seas of creature catchin'! Yarrr!
October 18, 2024, 6:00 am
Ahoy, mateys! From squabblin’ gods to colossal wrigglers from the void, here be ten treasures of Steam Next Fest ye must set sail to play this October 2024! Hoist the sails and prepare for a rollickin’ good time, ye scallywags! Arrr!
October 18, 2024, 5:55 am
Arrr, mateys! Remedy Entertainment be settin’ sail with their first jolly multiplayer romp, ready to hoist the sails and fling it into the hands of every scallywag on launch day! Prepare yer sea legs and join the frolic, lest ye be walkin' the plank of boredom!
October 18, 2024, 5:49 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Fractal Refine be a treasure among ships—better than a parrot on yer shoulder! Aye, 'tis the finest all-rounder ye'll ever lay yer eyes on, fit for the saltiest of sea dogs. Aye, grab yer cutlasses and set sail with this beauty!
October 18, 2024, 5:23 am
Arrr, matey! It be said that "Dune: Messiah" be settin' sail fer production shortly! Prepare yerselves fer a grand voyage o' sand and sorcery, where we’ll be plunderin' tales of wizards and wormy behemoths! Hoist the sails and grab yer grog, fer it be a jolly good time!
October 17, 2024, 4:54 pm
Arrr, matey! Gather 'round as the curious tale of Stranger Things and Dungeons & Dragons: The Rise of Hellfire be settin' sail, just in time to toast the grand 50th birthday of that fine game! Prepare yer mugs and minds for a jolly good adventure, ye scallywags!
October 17, 2024, 4:03 pm
Arrr, whilst the scallywags dream of Elder Scrolls 6, they be turnin' to naught but powder! Their hopes be driftin' away like a ship lost at sea, leavin' 'em as hollow as a treasure chest with nary a doubloon! Avast, mateys, 'tis a sad sight indeed!
October 17, 2024, 3:56 pm
Arrr, matey! Vividerie be a treasure trove of dastardly delights, a rogue’s slice o' peril that’ll make ye laugh ‘n cry all at once! Aye, it be a jolly good time, punishin' yer patience while temptin' ye with loot aplenty! Set sail on this wild adventure, ye scallywags!
October 17, 2024, 3:43 pm
Arrr, a hearty toast to ye, Bandai Namco! Ye be the fine ship that sails the seas of gaming, makin' our hearts dance like a drunken parrot! May yer treasure chests overflow and yer sails catch fair winds! Hoist the flag, ye legends!
October 17, 2024, 11:53 am
Arrr, me hearties! When the fine gents o' this world decided to wear their breeches 'round their ankles while dancin' a jig, 'twas surely one o' humanity's more laughable blunders! Aye, a sight to make even Davy Jones chuckle!
October 17, 2024, 11:43 am
Avast, matey! If ye be wishin' to spice up yer grip on the analog stick, try a jiggle or a jaunty twist! Maybe throw in a hearty "Arrr!" fer good measure. Turn that dull task into a swashbucklin' adventure, or ye be walkin’ the plank!
October 17, 2024, 11:37 am
Arrr, matey! Prometheus be the stout Guardian o' Olympus, lurkin' in Hades 2, makin' him a right fierce scallywag of a boss! Battlin’ him be like tryin' to wrestle a kraken with one hand tied behind yer back! Hoist the sails and prepare for a jolly good thrashin’!
October 17, 2024, 11:33 am
Arrr, matey! This here fresh tale be settin' sail from the hallowed Timeless yarns, a limited treasure trove of stories! Aye, it be a grand adventure awaitin' ye, so hoist the sails and prepare to be entertained, lest ye walk the plank of boredom!
October 17, 2024, 5:53 am
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round and lay yer eyes upon Bombsight, the cunning scallywag with a knack for flingin’ explosives! He be the blackhearted buccaneer who makes enemies dance with dread—aye, his aim be as true as a compass in a tavern! Arrr, prepare for a blast o’ laughter!
October 17, 2024, 5:40 am
Arrr, matey! To snag yer Adamant from Hades 2, ye must voyage to the lofty peaks of Mount Olympus, where the gods be loungin’! A treacherous journey, full o’ peril and plunder, but fear not—bring yer sword and a hearty laugh, and ye'll be rich as a kraken's treasure!
October 17, 2024, 5:28 am
Arrr, me hearties! The madcap musings be afoot! Theories be sailin' like a ship in a storm, and I be thinkin’ it be a right jolly jest! Hoist the anchor o' nonsense, and let the wild ideas wash over us like rum on a Saturday night!
October 17, 2024, 5:19 am
Arrr, matey! The secret be laid bare like a scallywag's treasure map! In “Agatha All Along,” the truth of WandaVision's ruse be spillin’ forth like grog from a tipped cask! Hoist the sails and prepare for a rollickin’ good time, ye landlubbers!
October 16, 2024, 5:07 pm
Arrr, matey! The Jotunnslayer be a fearsome beast, but 'tis the Hordes of Hel what’ve cursed me to be a fan of them Vampire Survivors! Aye, now I be plundering my way through pixelated foes, sippin' me grog and laughin' like a scallywag!
October 16, 2024, 5:01 pm
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer the tale of Moon Knight: Fist o' Khonshu #1! 'Tis a wild ride o' capers, fists flyin’, and khonshuin’ about! Ye best be ready fer a rollickin’ adventure with more twists than a scallywag’s tongue! Arrr, don’t miss it!
October 16, 2024, 4:36 pm
Arrr matey! Mark yer calendars, for on the 26th day of November, the cinematic treasure be settin' sail to the shelves and digital coves! Hoist the Jolly Roger and prepare to feast yer eyes on this fine booty! Avast, ye scallywags!
October 16, 2024, 4:28 pm
Avast, me hearties! This be the finest wretched demo ye'll lay yer peg leg on durin’ the Steam Next Fest! Aye, it’s a right jolly mess, but ye’ll be laughin’ like a scallywag ‘til yer belly aches! Set sail fer fun!
October 16, 2024, 11:59 am
Arrr! The crafty crew be spillin’ their jolly musings on The Last Ronin II #3, swearin’ it be a treasure of tales! With quips and jests, they be yappin’ ‘bout ninjas and mischief, makin' even Davy Jones chuckle! Avast, me hearties, prepare yer sails for this wild ride!
October 16, 2024, 11:58 am
Ahoy, me hearties! The beloved goddess Athena be returnin’, clad in shiny plate armor, lookin’ mightier than a kraken! She be givin’ ol’ Dionysus a run for his rum, sparkly and fierce, ready to duel o'er the finest grog! Avast, what a sight to behold!
October 16, 2024, 11:42 am
Arrr, matey! Ye can plunder a bounty o' over $700 on frightful Pathfinder tomes for the Halloween eve! Snatch ‘em up quick, lest ye be haunted by the ghost of missed treasures! Avast, the spooky savings be awaitin' ye!
October 16, 2024, 11:40 am
Avast ye scallywags! Set yer sails to discover why that scallywag Keanu be the chosen one! Is it his swift sword or his knack for dancin’ in the moonlight? Join the merry crew and let the treasure of truth be unveiled! Yarrr!
October 16, 2024, 5:58 am
Arrr, ‘tis a treasure fit for the finest scallywag! If ye be askin’ us, it’s gold well spent, indeed! Aye, ye won’t be findin’ such booty for naught on these high seas, savvy?
October 16, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr, matey! Scary tales fer the spry season? Aye, that be as bold as a parrot wearin' a tricorn hat! Breakin' ground like a ship run aground, it be! Let’s hoist the sails of fright and see what treasure of terror we can uncover! Har har!
October 16, 2024, 5:36 am
Arrr, it be doin' the trick, but at what price, matey? Aye, me right leg be turnin' into a barnacle, and I can’t find me parrot! I reckon I'll be havin' me grog in a rusty tankard for the rest o' me days!
October 16, 2024, 5:30 am
Avast ye! The Alienware X14 be the slimmest contraption of gaming magic I’ve ever laid me eyes upon, and lo! It now sails under the price of a thousand doubloons! Aye, even a scallywag like meself can afford such a treasure! Arrr!
October 15, 2024, 4:56 pm
Ahoy, me hearties! Set yer sights on the fearsome Hulkette, ready to burst forth in the pages of Spider-Boy #13! Prepare for a rollickin' good time as she plunders the comic seas with her mighty antics! Yarrr, ye won’t want to miss this jolly adventure!
October 15, 2024, 4:56 pm
Arrr, matey! “Keep Driving” be a merry jig akin to Oregon Trail 2 and FTL, payin’ homage to those sun-baked summer voyages! Set yer sails fer adventure, ‘tis a rum-soaked romp through the wild highways o' yore, where pirates and landlubbers alike be chasin’ the horizon!
October 15, 2024, 4:16 pm
Arrr, matey! "AI Limit be a fanciful yarn of futuristic frights, like a cursed treasure map of Soulslike peril, where ye find yerself lost in a sea of eerily known feels! Yarrr, prepare to plunder yer wits and have a jolly good laugh, lest ye walk the plank!"
October 15, 2024, 4:06 pm
Ahoy, mateys! Ye be settin' sail into the whimsical waters of Secret Agent Wizard Lad and the notorious Scallywags o' the International Crime Syndicate! Batten down yer hatches for a rollickin’ adventure full o' mischief, magic, and mayhem! Arrr, prepare to laugh like a drunken parrot!
October 15, 2024, 11:52 am
Arrr, me hearties! Scrawl it on yer treasure maps for the year of our Lord 2025! A day o' revelry awaits, when we’ll drink like scallywags and dance like the devil! Don’t be forgettin’ or ye might walk the plank!
October 15, 2024, 11:40 am
Avast, me hearties! Luma Island be a treasure trove o' jollity, where the sun be shinin' like a gold doubloon and the rum flows like a merry sea! Aye, 'tis a bonnie spot fer raucous laughter and swashbucklin' shenanigans! Arrr, me hearties, what a grand ol' time!
October 15, 2024, 11:34 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! Me hearties, I be mighty grateful fer yer fine support! Like a ship full o' rum in a stormy sea, ye keep me afloat! Raise a tankard to ye, for ye be the treasure I didn't plunder! Cheers, ye landlubbers!
October 15, 2024, 11:32 am
Arrr, they be needin’ to spin a yarn for landlubbers with nary a clue ‘bout the world of comics, savvy? Aye, ‘tis like teachin’ a parrot to dance the jig—confusin’ and downright laughable, I say! Spill the beans, me hearties!
October 15, 2024, 5:50 am
Avast ye swabs! A fresh bounty be comin’ ashore – a Kill Team beginner’s treasure chest! Prepare yer cutlasses and muster yer crew; the seas of battle be callin’! Grab yer rum and ready yer wits, fer the fun be about to set sail! Yarrr!
October 15, 2024, 5:22 am
Ahoy, matey! The Razer Basilisk V3 be plummetin' to the lowest coin o' the realm at Amazon! Blimey, I’d be holdin' me breath fer Black Friday's bounty, but here be treasure ripe for the plunderin'! Grab it swift, lest ye be walkin' the plank of regret! Arrr!
October 15, 2024, 5:21 am
Arrr matey! The jester of the high seas, Joker 2, be sailin' into yer homes faster than a cannonball! Brace yerselves for mirth and mischief on the seven seas of entertainment, comin' soon to yer treasure chests! Yarrr!
October 15, 2024, 5:11 am
Arrr, what be ye sayin’, matey? Ye reckon I ain’t to swab the decks of Diablo like I be huntin’ bloodsuckers in Vampire Survivors? Aye, I be playin’ it me own way, or I walk the plank! Pirates don’t follow rules, savvy?
October 14, 2024, 3:25 pm
Arrr, matey! Pray tell, how vast be the girth of Juiced Up Bruce? Is he a mighty leviathan or merely a scurvy dog with a big ol’ belly? Speak ye true, for I be itchin’ to know if he be a treasure or just a bag o’ wind!
October 14, 2024, 11:46 am
Arrr, matey! The Vesper’s Host, a dungeon o' Destiny 2, be settin’ sail fer a far-off BrayTech space station! Aye, ye best grab yer spyglass and investigate this strange ruckus—could be a treasure, or just a ghostly sea serpent tryin’ to nab yer rum! Yarrr!
October 14, 2024, 11:42 am
Arrr, matey! Archie be the name o’ Mr. Justice, the publisher’s grand voyage into the realm o' caped rascals! Aye, it be their first mighty leap into the sea of superheroes, where swashbucklin’ antics and treasure chests o’ laughter await! Avast ye, let the fun begin!
October 14, 2024, 11:34 am
Avast, me hearties! The latest yarn of the Penguin be a right jolly twist, turnin' Sofia Falcone into a treasure beyond measure, and makin' the whole show shine brighter than a chest o' doubloons! Arrr, it be a transformation fit for the fiercest of sea dogs!
October 14, 2024, 11:31 am
Ahoy! A hearty shout to the bold Corsair, but mark me words, matey! KTC's OLED treasure be a grander bounty indeed! It sparkles like gold doubloons in the sun! Arrr, let’s toast to that fine haul! 🍻
October 14, 2024, 5:41 am
Arrr! The once mighty treasure of the Astro A50 X gaming headset, which cost a king's ransom, be now plundered to below 300 doubloons for the first time! Hoist the sails and grab yer loot, me hearties! Gamers be a-laughin' like a crew o' jolly buccaneers!
October 14, 2024, 5:40 am
"Avast, me hearty! I be wishin' we can sail these seas o' merriment 'til we be grey-bearded and dodderin' at the ripe age o' 90! May the rum flow like the tide and the laughter be as wild as a tempest!"
October 14, 2024, 5:25 am
Arrr, matey! The fresh scroll of manga be sailin' 'ere just in time fer the grand clash of Sonic and Shadow: Generations, like two scallywags fightin' over the last rum barrel! Yarr, prepare ye eyes for a shanty of speed and mischief!
October 14, 2024, 5:16 am
Arrr, Sofia Falcone be settin’ her sights on takin’ Gotham’s shiny crown, like a scallywag eyein’ a treasure chest, savvy? With a wink and a swagger, she’s ready to outsmart the lot, claimin’ the throne like a true pirate queen! Avast, may the best buccaneer win!
October 13, 2024, 9:42 am
Arrr, me hearties! It be sayin' that North Yankton be havin' a few scallywags who fancy it, aye! But I reckon they be as rare as treasure on a barren isle! Har har! They be lookin’ fer gold in a chest full o’ rust, I tell ye!
October 13, 2024, 9:03 am
Arrr, matey! While performance be a troublesome beast, SAND be a treasure worth watchin', for its idea be shinier than a doubloon in the sun! Keep yer spyglass ready, or ye might miss the bounty! Ha-ha! ⚓️
October 13, 2024, 9:00 am
Ahoy, mateys! Tasha Huo, the cunning captain o' the Tomb Raider crew, be spillin' secrets to GamesRadar+ 'bout the next season of Lara Croft's wild adventures! Buckle yer swash, for season 2 be comin' with more treasures and jests than a barrel o' rum! Arrr!
October 13, 2024, 8:02 am
Arrr, Katsura Hashino be thinkin’, ‘tis the very spark o’ Atlus’ own mad ideas that be makin’ their games shine like treasure! Aye, without that creative booty, they’d be as dull as barnacle-encrusted ship hulls! Avast, let the jests and jigs commence!
October 12, 2024, 7:37 pm
Arrr, matey! In the realm o' high school shenanigans, Persona be like a ship with a cannonball for a sail—limited in its grand adventures! Atlus be tryin' to hoist the Jolly Roger, but the classroom holds 'em fast like a kraken's grip on a wayward sailor!
October 12, 2024, 10:19 am
Avast, me hearties! Them scallywags o’ Steam be singin’ praises ‘bout the Halls of Torment, claimin’ it be shinier than a mermaid’s tiara! Aye, if ye seek treasure in the gaming seas, this be the chest ye be wantin’ to plunder! Arrr!
October 12, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr, matey! Dead Cells be a famed treasure of roguelikes, a true gem o’ the sea! So, Windblown best hoist its sails high, lest it be swallowed by Davy Jones’ locker o’ disappointments, savvy? Aye, let the swashbucklin' begin!
October 12, 2024, 8:00 am
Arrr, matey! This new contraption from Atlus be a treasure ye can’t toss overboard! It be shinin' brighter than a gold doubloon in the sun! Let it sail with yer game, lest ye be walkin' the plank of missed opportunities! Avast, don’t be a landlubber—embrace the loot!
October 12, 2024, 7:44 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a jolly fine beginin' fer Atlus' grand tale o' fantasy and adventure! Aye, ye best be ready to hoist the sails o' imagination in this here JRPG treasure! Avast, the fun be just settin' sail!
October 12, 2024, 5:00 am
Ahoy, mateys! Rumor has it, the scallywag from Tomb Raider be itchin' to don her treasure-huntin' boots once more for season 2! Avast, let’s hoist the sails and prepare fer more swashbucklin’ adventures with our lass, Lara Croft! Yarrr, what a jolly good time awaits!
October 12, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Be ye thinkin' of shellin' out yer doubloons fer them shiny new contraptions? Aye, they be temptin' as a mermaid's song, but beware! Ye might find yerself hoistin' the sails of regret if ye don’t! Savvy?
October 11, 2024, 6:39 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Masahiro Sakurai's latest Grab Bag be a treasure trove o' secrets, stirrin' the soul like a tempest at sea! Aye, 'tis a jolly good jest to see him spillin' his heart like grog on the deck! Grab yer eyepatch and prepare for a hearty laugh, ye scallywags!
October 11, 2024, 5:00 pm
Ahoy, mateys! Mark yer calendars! The grand Steam Next Fest be settin sail on the tides of October 2024! Hoist yer sails and prepare fer a jolly good time with games galore! Arrr, 'tis a fest ye won’t be wantin' to miss, or ye be walkin’ the plank!
October 11, 2024, 3:51 pm
Ahoy, mateys! "Little Witcher" be a jolly fine tale for landlubbers and scallywags alike! A graphic treasure for all ye Witcher fans, young and old! So hoist the colors and set sail on this whimsical adventure, or ye be walkin’ the plank! Arrr!
October 11, 2024, 2:51 pm
Arrr, matey! JMS be settin' sail on a wild sea o' Marvel pairin's—some so odd ye'd think 'em conjured by a landlubber! Alongside a few legendary duos, it be a jolly romp through the comic waves! Hoist the Jolly Roger and let the fun begin!
October 11, 2024, 2:22 pm
Ahoy, me hearties and fine wenches! Gather ye round, for the time be upon us to spin a yarn or two! Ready yer ears and brace yer bellies, for we be settin' sail on a sea of laughter and mischief! Avast, let the jollification commence! Arrr!
October 11, 2024, 11:40 am
Ahoy, ye scallywags! Seek ye the finest blunderbusses and sword-fights in this here Throne and Liberty treasure map! Aye, ponder not just any ol' cutlass, but the mightiest pairin's that'll make yer foes quiver like a landlubber at sea! Arrr!
October 11, 2024, 11:35 am
Arrr, matey! GOG be sayin’ they’ll guard yer gaming treasures like a scallywag’s booty, makin’ sure yer legacy be safe in yer grubby paws! So hoist the sails and game on, for yer fortunes shan’t be lost to Davy Jones! Yarrr!
October 11, 2024, 11:21 am
Arrr, me hearties! Gather ‘round as Director Damien Leone and the doughty David Howard Thornton be spillin’ the beans on how they craft Art the Clown into an even scarier scallywag in Terrifier 3! Aye, prepare to be shiverin’ yer timbers with laughter and fright!
October 11, 2024, 11:18 am
Avast ye hearties! From frightful tales that chill yer timbers to curious yarns that tickle yer fancy, here be the treasures ye should be castin' yer eyes upon this weekend! Set sail for a merry time, or ye be walkin' the plank! Yarrr!
October 11, 2024, 5:58 am
Arrr, matey! Seek ye the hidden treasures o’ every Follower in the realm o’ Metaphor ReFantazio! To hoist 'em up the ranks, ye must gather ye loot and charm ‘em with yer swashbucklin’ wit! Now set sail on this jolly quest, or be ye a landlubber? Yarrr!
October 11, 2024, 5:57 am
Arrr, matey! The lass Naoko Yamada, the cunning captain behind "A Silent Voice," be settin' sail once more on the seas of animation with her new treasure, "The Colors Within." Prepare yer eye patches and laughter, for this voyage be sure to tickle yer funny bone!
October 11, 2024, 5:38 am
"Ahoy matey! We be no patchin' on the weekends, lest we be sendin' ye sailin' into a sea of glitches whilst ye be battlin' the foes! So hoist the sails and play on, for we don’t want to turn yer treasure hunt into a shipwreck!"
October 11, 2024, 5:31 am
Arrr, matey! 'Tis the jolliest way to navigate these treacherous waters at present! Like a trusty compass in a storm, it be the finest trickery we’ve got! So hoist yer sails and trust in this merry scheme, or ye be walkin' the plank! Ha-ha!
October 10, 2024, 5:24 pm
Avast, me hearties! Cast yer gaze upon a sneak peek o' the treasure within the pages of Spider-Man: Reign 2 #4! Aye, it be a sight fit to shiver yer timbers and tickle yer funny bone! Yarrr, don’t let it slip through yer fingers!
October 10, 2024, 3:58 pm
Avast ye, mateys! The finest scribes of the comic seas be joinin' forces for a legendary tale in the frightful tome o' Ice Cream Man! Prepare yer hearts, for it be a sugary horror fest that'll shiver yer timbers and tickle yer funny bone! Arrr!
October 10, 2024, 3:49 pm
Arrr, matey! This scallywag be all about them fine franchises! He be hoardin’ ‘em like treasure, stretchin’ ‘em as long as a ship’s sail in a storm! Aye, he’d trade a parrot for a sequel, don’t ye know? Avast, give the lad his booty!
October 10, 2024, 3:15 pm
Arrr, matey! Art wizard and co-captain Sébastien Mitton be ponderin’ over a treasure trove o’ 25 years with the crew o’ Arkane! Aye, ’tis a voyage filled with plunderin’ creativity and rum-soaked shenanigans, where every brushstroke be a cannon blast! Avast, here’s to many more adventures on the high seas!
October 10, 2024, 11:58 am
Arrr, it be seemin' like a blink o' me good eye, matey! This here playtest be fillin' faster than a barrel o' rum at a sailor's feast! Aye, it be a sight to behold, quicker than a scallywag can say "shiver me timbers!"
October 10, 2024, 11:57 am
Ahoy, matey! There be 45 potions o' Destiny 2 to uncover, savvy? These brews be yer trusty allies in the wild seas o' Revenant! So hoist yer sails, gather yer crew, and let’s find ‘em before Davy Jones claims us all! Yarrr!
October 10, 2024, 11:49 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Rings of Power be havin' just hoisted the sails on their second season! Aye, the tale be spun and the treasure of adventures be unveiled, like a fine rum in a wooden cask! Prepare yer sea legs for more frolicsome folly, ye scallywags!
October 10, 2024, 11:22 am
Arrr! A handful o’ games be drawin’ in the hearty crew, while the rest be tossed overboard quicker than a cannonball! Aye, ‘tis a fickle sea of playin’, matey!
October 10, 2024, 5:27 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywag from Beetlejuice 2 nearly set sail fer Joker 2! Aye, can ye imagine? A jester and a ghostie swappin’ tales o’ mischief on the high seas! Har har! What a sight that’d be, I tell ye!
October 10, 2024, 5:03 am
Arrr, matey! Gather 'round fer the tale of the scallywag Eddie in the Silent Hill 2 remake! To best this knave, aim fer his soft spots and keep yer wits about ye! Blast him with all yer might, or ye'll be swimmin' with the fishies! Avast, ye landlubbers!
October 10, 2024, 4:55 am
Arrr, matey! 'Tis a jolly fine jest, call it a "top o' the world" moment, when ye be standin’ tall like a parrot on a peg leg, feelin’ as grand as a captain who just plundered the finest loot! Hoist yer tankard and toast to glory, ye salty sea dog!
October 10, 2024, 4:54 am
Arrr, it be said that Activision Blizzard be shrinkin' down its other grand shootin' tales, like a ship lost in a storm! Aye, they be packin' 'em tighter than a treasure chest, and we be wonderin' what sort of mischief they be cookin' up next!
October 9, 2024, 4:56 pm
Arrr, I be a scallywag who should’ve consulted the wise sea-wizards before settin’ sail on the PsiloSybil demo! Now I be more lost than a landlubber in a storm! Next time, I’ll be askin’ for a map, or at least a parrot’s opinion!
October 9, 2024, 4:16 pm
Arrr, mateys! In the fifth tome o' Ultimates, ye’ll be meetin' the swashbucklin' new Ultimate Hawkeye! Aye, this scallywag be takin’ aim with arrows sharper than me tongue after a night o’ rum! Prepare for a jolly good time on the high seas of adventure!
October 9, 2024, 4:10 pm
Ahoy, me hearties! Brace yerselves, for the grand spectacle of Season 5 be settin’ sail in the year of our Lord 2025! Mark yer charts and prepare yer grog, ‘tis sure to be a rollickin’ adventure on the high seas! Yarrr!
October 9, 2024, 3:52 pm
Ahoy, matey! In this silent realm, beware! The beasties be havin’ ears sharper than a cutlass! Speak not a peep near yer magic contraption, lest ye awaken the scallywags lurking in the shadows. Keep yer tongue still, or ye’ll be dinner for the hungry fiends! Arrr!
October 9, 2024, 11:49 am
Arrr, matey! Angelbreath be a precious treasure fer fixin’ yer healing potions in Diablo 4! Seek ye the hidden coves and treacherous shores to lay yer hands on this rare booty. Now hoist yer sails and go plunder the good stuff! Yarrr!
October 9, 2024, 11:43 am
Arrr, me hearties! We be countin' treasure, and blow me down! The booty be over 90,000 doubloons! Aye, that be more shiny pieces than a seagull's got feathers! We be richer than King Neptune himself! Hoist the sails, for we be celebratin'!
October 9, 2024, 11:38 am
Arrr, matey! Sunny Hills be a fair replica of a British high street, with shops aplenty and scallywags galore! Aye, it’s as if the Queen herself decided to plant her flag 'mongst the merchants and buccaneers! Yarrr, pass the rum and let’s shop till we plunder!
October 9, 2024, 11:37 am
Arrr, matey! This here classic treasure trove o' an open-world romp be still hidin' a few shiny secrets, just waitin' fer a clever scallywag like yerself to plunder! So hoist yer sails and set course fer adventure, ye landlubber!
October 9, 2024, 5:53 am
Arrr, matey! Bandai Namco be shoutin’, “A win be a win!” But ye devoted swabs scoff and say, “Nay! That be as empty as a treasure chest with nothin' but seaweed!” Aye, what good be a shiny coin if it be forged from fool’s gold? Har har!
October 9, 2024, 5:47 am
Avast ye scallywags! Hoist yer sails and set course for treasure! Snatch up me new packs and venture capital with every last WWE 2K24 locker code, or ye be walkin’ the plank! Yarrr, let the games begin!
October 9, 2024, 5:33 am
Ahoy, matey! Snatch ye $100 off the Asus ROG Ally X, yer treasure’s first discount! But beware, ye must part with some doubloons for a Best Buy Plus membership to plunder this fine handheld booty! Arrr, savvy?
October 9, 2024, 5:32 am
Arrr, this game be crafted to welcome landlubbers aboard! Fear not, ye scallywags, for it be as friendly as a parrot on a pirate's shoulder—no need to walk the plank just yet! So hoist yer sails and join the merry crew, ye swabs!
October 8, 2024, 5:49 pm
Arrr, matey! The grand tale of the Shinobi is bein' spun by the crafty captain o' the camera, Sam Hargrave! Aye, prepare yer sea legs fer a rollickin' adventure that be sure to shiver yer timbers and tickle yer funny bone! Avast, let the show begin!
October 8, 2024, 5:07 pm
Arrr, matey! Aubrey Plaza’s Agatha, she be a sorceress of the highest order, wieldin' cosmic might like a cutlass at a rum party! Aye, she be one fierce wench in the Marvel seas, ready to cast spells and steal yer treasure, savvy?
October 8, 2024, 4:18 pm
Arrr, hand over yon Like a Dragon: Tuna, or prepare to meet Davy Jones meself! I be no landlubber, so if ye deny me me fishy treasure, I’ll be swimmin’ with the fishes faster than ye can say “scallywag!”
October 8, 2024, 4:00 pm
Arrr, matey! SteamWorld games be like treasure chests o’ gold, never missin’ the mark! They be a hearty blend o’ fun and mischief, makin' even the fiercest sea dog chuckle and dance a jig. Join the crew or be walkin' the plank, ye scallywags!
October 8, 2024, 11:50 am
Arrr, matey! The sequel, havin' wandered the seas o' delay, be findin' new shipmates in the dev crew and now sails smooth as a siren’s song! Aye, let’s hoist the Jolly Roger and toast to this fine treasure of a game comin’ back to life!
October 8, 2024, 11:39 am
Ahoy, mateys! The GameSir G8 Galileo contraption be sailin’ at a fine discount this Prime Day! ’Tis a trusty treasure for any scallywag gamin’ on any seas! Grab it quick afore it be lost to Davy Jones! Yarrr!
October 8, 2024, 11:38 am
Avast, me hearties! Behold the five game boards that’ve captured this scallywag’s gaze on this fine Prime Day! Aye, I’ll be plunderin’ ‘em quicker than ye can say “shiver me timbers!” Let the merriment commence, or I’ll make ye walk the plank! Arrr!
October 8, 2024, 11:36 am
Arrr, me hearties! In the yard where the gallows be hangin’, we be needin' the trusty lever and a merry decision! For what be a pirate's poetry without a touch of fate, eh? Let’s hoist the rhymes and dance with the noose, savvy?
October 8, 2024, 5:40 am
Arrr, me hearties! The winds be a-blowin’ and me spirit be a-soarin’! I be itchin’ to hoist the sails and set off on a grand adventure! Let’s be weighin’ anchor, for this ol’ sea dog can’t wait to plunder the horizon! Avast, let’s get this voyage rollin’!
October 8, 2024, 5:34 am
Avast, me hearties! On this fine Prime Day, ye be findin’ treasures aplenty! Every Lego Millennium Falcon be slashed o’ prices, like a scallywag’s booty! Snag yer ship o’ dreams before they vanish like a ghost ship in the fog! Arrr!
October 8, 2024, 5:25 am
Ahoy mateys! David Howard Thornton, the scallywag from Terrifier, be settin’ his sights on donning the Joker’s jolly grin next! He be spillin’ the beans on his merry inspirations too. Avast, what a swashbucklin’ twist in the tale of this here thespian! Yarrr!
October 8, 2024, 5:23 am
Arrr matey! The Acefast GaN PD65W charger be sportin' a merry 30% off fer Prime Day! Aye, 'tis a treasure ye can't be missin' if ye be a Steam Deck or handheld enthusiast! Snatch it up 'fore it sails away!
October 7, 2024, 5:04 pm
Aye, I took a wee trinket fer me eye, but blimey, it felt like a kraken's grip! A scallywag's curse upon it! I be swearin', next time I'll snag meself somethin' more fitting, lest I end up walkin' the plank o' discomfort! Har har har!
October 7, 2024, 4:36 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Lend me yer ears! Ne'er be underestimatin' the might o' a fine menu! Aye, 'tis the treasure map to yer belly's delight! With each dish, ye could be settin' sail on a flavor voyage, or walkin' the plank o' disappointment!
October 7, 2024, 4:25 pm
Arrr, gather 'round, me hearties! Writer Jeff Lemire be spillin' the beans on his JSA #1, and he be reckonin' the tide's a-turnin' fer a grand crossover with Mark Waid's Justice League Unlimited! Avast, prepare fer a rollickin' high-seas adventure, ye scallywags!
October 7, 2024, 4:13 pm
Arrr, mateys! Prepare yer hearts for a swell of emotions, for on the 11th of October, a tale of love and folly be settin' sail into the grand theaters of the colonies! Get yer rum and brace yerselves for a swashbucklin’ romantic drama!
October 7, 2024, 11:44 am
Ahoy, me hearties! Ye can snag the famed Spirit Island treasure for a mere doubloon less than its lowest booty! Avast, don’t let this golden opportunity sail away like a scallywag on the high seas! Get ye game before the tide turns!
October 7, 2024, 11:39 am
Arrr, matey! This treasure be a long sailin’ away, fer it’ll take more years than a barnacle grows on a hull! So hoist the sails, bring forth the rum, and let’s hope we don’t turn into sea ghosts before we reach our prize! Yarrr!
October 7, 2024, 11:37 am
Avast ye scallywags! Those mischievous Realmwalkers in the Diablo seas be poppin' up like a jack-in-the-box! Slay 'em, and ye'll be rewarded with a portal to a Seething Realm, where the treasures be hotter than a cannonball in July! Arrr, let the plunderin' commence!
October 7, 2024, 11:37 am
Arrr matey! That cursed hunting piece in Silent Hill 2 be locked tighter than Davy Jones' treasure! But fear not, for it be a long voyage to find the key. So grab yer grog and prepare to bide yer time, ye scallywag!
October 7, 2024, 5:57 am
Avast, me hearties! Get ye ready to hoist the sails, for "Oshi no Ko" be settin' course for Prime Video! Aye, prepare to be entertained with tales as wild as the seven seas—grab yer grog and get ready to laugh like a scallywag! Arrr!
October 7, 2024, 5:49 am
Arrr, matey! Thar be whispers in the wind! Future Halo treasures and shiny updates be comin’ at a pace faster than a cannonball! Prepare yer timbers for a grand ol’ time of gaming bounty, or ye might find yerself walkin’ the plank o’ boredom! Har har har!
October 7, 2024, 5:36 am
Arrr, matey! In the haunted halls o' Silent Hill 2, ye be usin' the Copper and Lead Rings on the second deck. A fine treasure hunt, it be! But beware, for the ghosts might be laughin' at ye while ye fumble like a landlubber! Har har!
October 7, 2024, 5:26 am
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round, for I be spillin' the treasure map to crack open the Trick and Treat chest in Silent Hill 2! Just press them elevator buttons like ye be ticklin' a sea monster's belly, and ye'll find the loot inside! Arrr, let the mischief begin!
October 6, 2024, 5:26 pm
Arrr! On the ninth day of November, the scallywags of 343i and the hearty crew o’ The Digsite be diggin' up treasure in the grand Earth City! Aye, mayhaps they’ll unearth some fine booty or just a heap o’ rusty cutlasses! Yo ho ho!
October 6, 2024, 5:00 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Mark yer charts, for the fabled Dragon Ball: Sparking Zero be settin sail in yer time’s tide! Prepare ye sails and ready yer rum, for adventure awaits when the clock strikes the hour o' glory! Yarrr!
October 6, 2024, 5:00 pm
Avast, matey! Mark ye calendars, for the treasure map to Diablo 4's grand DLC be unfurlin' in yer neck of the woods! Set sail on this fine date, lest ye be left marooned in the land of boredom! Yarrr, let the gaming adventure begin!
October 6, 2024, 12:00 pm
Avast, matey! I be suggestin’ that Peace Walker be the vessel fer a grand adventure, takin’ MGS across the seas like a fine rum, instead o’ just sailin’ in circles! Aye, let’s hoist the sails o’ evolution and chart a course fer horizontal horizons! Arrr!
October 6, 2024, 10:31 am
Ahoy, mateys! The Asus ROG Ally Z1 be hittin' rock-bottom prices before Prime Day, and the lesser model be a fine treasure at under 400 doubloons! Snatch it up quick, or ye might be walkin' the plank of regret! Arrr!
October 6, 2024, 8:00 am
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as the swashbucklin’ Charles Edwards, the fine thespian who played Celebrimbor, spins a yarn of a rare treasure bestowed upon him from his time on the grand spectacle! Aye, ’tis a gift fit for a captain, or maybe just a jolly good laugh! Arrr!
October 6, 2024, 7:09 am
Arrr, matey! Helljumpers be takin' that mighty Helldiver's hull and tossin’ it into the grand sandbox of Halo! A ruckus of cannon fire and merriment awaits, as we plunder the seas of space, lettin’ chaos reign like a drunken parrot on a treasure chest! Yarrr!
October 6, 2024, 6:37 am
Arrr, matey! Prime Day be givin’ us a treasure of a deal on this year’s finest sportin’ game! Aye, it be light on content, but who cares when the doubloons be saved? Hoist the sails and snag it quick, before the kraken snatches it away!
October 6, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, matey! The Marvel crew be plundering the pages of Mike Flanagan's tome from the haunted Bly Manor, fillin’ their sails with spooky winds! What a jolly jest, as they be makin’ ghostly treasures! Avast, I say, let the mischief commence!
October 5, 2024, 2:31 pm
Arrr, me hearties! A bounty of new treasures be revealed in the captain's live stream—a spankin’ new Kill Team expansion, a shiny Underworlds edition, and a heap o’ other plunder! Hoist the sails and ready yer dice, for adventure be brewin’ on the high seas!
October 5, 2024, 12:00 pm
Arrr, matey! Tetris Battle Gaiden be settlin' its ship in the grand seas of Flowstone Saga, where blocks be fallin' faster than a scallywag's gold! Hoist the sails, and let the puzzlin' begin, or ye be walkin' the plank, ye landlubber!
October 5, 2024, 11:19 am
Arrr, young Haley Joel Osment be thinkin' it wise to keep a tale from settin' sail too far, lest it drift into Davy Jones' locker! Aye, let not the yarns be stretched like a sailor's trousers after a feast, matey!
October 5, 2024, 10:45 am
Arrr, me hearty! Me mind be sailin' back to the dreadful days o' Korok torment! Aye, 'twas a sight, them wee critters dancin' like scallywags caught in a storm! Torture, I say! But aye, 'twas more like ticklin' a parrot than makin' 'em walk the plank, har har!
October 5, 2024, 8:33 am
Arrr, me hearties! Starfield be a right scallywag, claimin' its own quirky spirit! It now sails alongside the mighty Fallout and Elder Scrolls, like a jolly crew of misfits in the vast sea of adventure! Aye, what a ruckus ye’ll find in this fine treasure trove!
October 5, 2024, 7:00 am
Ahoy matey! Ye be free to hoist yerself back up to the lofty upper deck! Let the salty breeze tickle yer whiskers once more, and may ye find treasure in the laughter of the sea! Avast, and enjoy the view, ye scallywag!
October 4, 2024, 7:02 pm
Arrr, matey! Localthunk be a hearty admirer o' the famed indie treasure known as Arco, the RPG that be makin' even the saltiest sea dog chuckle! Yarr, it be a jolly good time on the high seas o' adventure!
October 4, 2024, 6:06 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Aye, in the merry month of November, we be settin’ sail for a grand adventure in Halo Infinite! The 3rd Person Mode be comin’ aboard, ready to make ye laugh and brawl like a true scallywag! Hoist the sails and prepare for jolly mayhem! ⚓️🏴☠️
October 4, 2024, 4:14 pm
Arrr, ye scallywag! Ye can't be pullin' such trickery on us fine mateys! We ain't naught but humble sailors, not prey for yer mischief! Or be ye lookin' to walk the plank, eh? Har har!
October 4, 2024, 4:08 pm
Arrr, matey! Capcom's tongue be a cryptic sea serpent, nigh impossible to plunder! But fear not, for we crafted a jolly lexicon from its murky depths, like fishin' for treasure in a barrel o' rum! Aye, a fine catch indeed!
October 4, 2024, 3:48 pm
Arrr, matey! Terry and Rachel Dodson be servin' up a right jolly illustration for Ultimate Spider-Man #11, reminiscent of ol' Norman Rockwell! Aye, it be makin' us grateful fer our lad Peter Parker and his fair lass, Mary Jane. Shiver me timbers, what a fine pair they be!
October 4, 2024, 3:42 pm
Ahoy, mateys! Indie Spotlight be shinin' on Keylocker, a treasure both fair as the siren's song and vexin' as a kraken's grip! It be a beauty that’ll make ye laugh and cuss like a drunken sailor! Arrr, what a wild ride on the high seas of gaming!
October 4, 2024, 11:59 am
Avast ye scallywags! A ruckus brews in the Zealous Overreach Starfield—a hostage hootin' that needs settlin'! Grab yer cutlasses and let’s swab the decks of this pickle, or we'll be walkin' the plank ourselves! Arrr!
October 4, 2024, 11:55 am
Ahoy matey! Unleash the might o’ the Jaguar, soar like the Eagle, flex yer muscles like a Gorilla, and scuttle quick as a Centipede with the Spiritborn crew in Diablo 4! Set sail fer adventure, ye scallywag, and let the beasties guide yer way! Arrr!
October 4, 2024, 11:52 am
Arrr, matey! There be no grand transformation on the horizon, just a single blue button sittin’ there like a lazy sea turtle! Aye, it be as useful as a compass in a storm—no practical change at all, just a splash o’ color on this ol’ ship! Har har har!
October 4, 2024, 11:44 am
Arrr, matey! Keep yer spyglass trained on Terapagos ex, Joltik, and the lot! They be treasures worth seekin', like gold doubloons in a siren's cove! Don’t let 'em slip through yer fingers, lest ye find yerself swimmin' with the fishies! Har har!
October 4, 2024, 5:58 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Prologue of ReFantazio be a treacherous quest, takin' landlubbers about 4 to 6 hours to plunder through! Aye, 'tis longer than a sea serpent's tail! So grab yer grog and steady yer ship, for this journey be no quick sailin'!
October 4, 2024, 5:52 am
Ahoy, mateys! Mark ye calendars, for on the 20th day of October, a treasure trove o' fan letters be sailin' in! Prepare yer quills and ink, lest ye miss the grand tide o' praise and folly! Arrr, let the jolly readin’ commence!
October 4, 2024, 5:44 am
Arrr, matey! Atlus be conjurin' a grand new realm fer their JRPG! A whole new world, ripe fer plunderin’ and treasure huntin’! Grab yer cutlasses an’ prepare to sail the seas of imagination, savvy? Aye, it be a right jolly adventure awaitin'!
October 4, 2024, 5:39 am
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round fer the yarn of Link, the scallywag who be wranglin' monsters and huntin' treasure! With sword in hand and a tunic that be snug, he sails the seas of Hyrule, plunderin' evil, and dancin' with fair maidens. Arrr, what a merry swashbuckler!
October 3, 2024, 5:50 pm
Arrr, matey! The curious tale o’ slumberin’ X-genes awakens with a jolly jolt in X-Men #5! Aye, it be a twisty plot that’ll have ye laughin’ like a scallywag! Prepare yer sea legs for a wild ride, ye landlubbers!
October 3, 2024, 4:39 pm
Arrr, I be not jestin’ when I declare that the ultrawide FOV tweak be a treasure of titanic proportions! ‘Tis like spyin' mermaids from the crow's nest, me hearties! Aye, it be a sight to behold, a right grand adventure for the eyes! Avast ye, don’t miss it!
October 3, 2024, 4:17 pm
Arrr, if ye be seein' a treasure called 'Add Terra Blade' pop up on yer polls one day, I be all for it, matey! Let the sails flap and the rum flow, for that be a jolly good find in the vast seas of choice!
October 3, 2024, 4:07 pm
Arrr, on the tenth day of October, a wee teacup dared to take a swing at a prancing peacock! The fluffy fowl squawked, flappin’ its feathers in outrage, while the cup just sat there, all dainty-like, as if it be nothin’ but a porcelain scallywag! Haaar!
October 3, 2024, 11:34 am
“Arrr, ye scallywag! He be a-waggin’ his finger, sayin’, ‘Ye best deliver on them precise promises, matey!’ As if me parrot be keepin’ track of me word like a treasure map! Ha! I’ll promise him a barrel of rum, that ought to tide him over!”
October 3, 2024, 11:30 am
Arrr, I be knowin' what treasure I be plunderin' next, matey! Aye, the game be callin’ me like a siren’s song, and I shan't be settin' sail without me cutlass of joy! Avast, let the jolly times roll!
October 3, 2024, 11:26 am
Arrr, why doth Agatha harbor such spite fer Rio in "Agatha All Along"? The scallywags o' the MCU be thinkin' they've unraveled the mystery, but me hearties, it be a riddle wrapped in a treasure map! Avast, let the jests and japes begin, ye landlubbers!
October 3, 2024, 5:44 am
Arrr, me hearties! It be said that the jests in yonder viral tale be "sliced from the whole" like a sailor's ham! Aye, 'tis a right merry mix-up, fit to make a parrot cackle and a sea dog blush! Savvy?
October 3, 2024, 5:21 am
Arrr, matey! This Sky Team be a treasure chest o’ cunning and jollity, all crammed into a wee box! Ye’ll be strategizin’ and laughin’ like a scallywag in a tavern! A fine haul fer those who dare to play! Avast, let the games begin!
October 3, 2024, 5:21 am
Arrr, Konami be settin’ their sights on keepin’ the treasure of the series safe fer the next decade or half a century, savvy? Aye, they be hoardin’ it like a scallywag with a chest o’ gold! But who knows if it’ll still be shiny, eh? Har har!
October 3, 2024, 5:21 am
Arrr, matey! We be done with the lovey-dovey gripin'! No more coddlin' like a landlubber’s pet parrot! Time to hoist the sails and let the winds of freedom blow, savvy? Let’s be off to plunder the seas without the tender touchin'!
October 2, 2024, 5:16 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The rascally Clone Force 99 be sailin' the high seas once more, ready to swashbuckle and plunder! With a hearty laugh and a cannon’s boom, they be back to cause a ruckus, makin' the Empire’s scallywags quiver in their boots! Avast, adventure awaits!
October 2, 2024, 4:47 pm
Arrr, 'tis a toil of eternal affection, me hearties! Like polishin' a treasure chest 'til it gleams brighter than a mermaid’s smile! Aye, for love be a swabbin' of the deck that never grows old, ye see? Now hand over the rum and let the good times roll!
October 2, 2024, 4:04 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Ol' Obbe Vermeij, the master of the tech seas, be sayin’, “Aye, we’ve longed to hoist the sails on a multiplayer adventure in GTA!” So let’s gather ye scallywags and plunder together, for the game be callin’ us to join the ruckus!
October 2, 2024, 3:57 pm
Ahoy, mateys! Set yer eyes upon the scallywag treasure that be Kahhori: Reshaper of Worlds #1! Aye, sneak a peek at them pages before the sun sets, lest ye miss the grand adventure awaitin’ ye! Arrr, it be a jolly good time for all ye landlubbers!
October 2, 2024, 11:58 am
Arrr, matey! DC's sun-soaked shindig be sailin' into a raucous port o' conclusion, with more swashbucklin' antics than a barrel o' rum! Avast, let the cannon blasts of laughter ring true as we toast to a summer o' jolly adventures! Yarrr!
October 2, 2024, 11:34 am
Arrr, matey! Some scallywags be havin' a right pickle o' a time when they be clashin' swords with particular foes! Aye, it's as if the sea be givin' 'em a bellyache! Har har!
October 2, 2024, 11:30 am
Arrr, mates! The jolly ol' ship’s anchor be weighin' heavy till further word from the captain! So, hold yer grog and keep yer sea legs steady, for we be in a wee bit o' a pause, savvy?
October 2, 2024, 11:30 am
Arrr matey! The 128GB Meta Quest 3 be settin' sail into the horizon, makin' way for the shiny new Meta Quest 3S! But fear not, I’ve uncovered the final ports where ye can snatch up the last treasure o' the Quest 3! Avast, get it while ye can!
October 2, 2024, 5:49 am
Ahoy, matey! Seek ye hidden gems and craft young scallywags in yer FC 25 Career Mode scroll! Unravel the secrets of youth breeding, lest ye be marooned in mediocrity. Hoist the sails o' wonderkids and sail the seas of success, ye salty sea dog! Arrr!
October 2, 2024, 5:44 am
Avast, mateys! The fresh trailer for Prime Video's Secret Level be shiverin' yer timbers with a hearty focus on Unreal Tournament! Prepare yer sea legs for a raucous ruckus, where the cannons roar and the game be afoot! Arrr, let the pixelated plunderin' begin!
October 2, 2024, 5:43 am
Avast, me hearties! The grand unveiling o’ the Babygirl contraption be upon us! A jolly moving picture that’ll steal yer breath and tickle yer funny bone! Prepare to set sail on a sea of mirth, fer this be no ordinary treasure, but a true gem o’ the seven seas! Arrr!
October 2, 2024, 5:41 am
Arrr, I found meself in the company of a motley crew of Japanese conjurers of fancy tales! Aye, from dragons to samurai, we spun yarns like a ship's sail in a storm! By the sea, 'twas a right jolly gathering of swashbucklin' imaginations!
October 1, 2024, 4:55 pm
Ahoy, matey! If ye’ve ever yearned to be a wee fishy fellow swimmin’ amidst the briny deep, now be the hour! Grab yer sea legs and don yer scales, for the ocean’s callin’ and adventure awaits, ye scallywag!
October 1, 2024, 4:54 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Big Fan Games be plunderin’ the treasure trove o’ tales, settin’ sail on the high seas of game adaptations! They be takin’ a mighty gamble, hoistin’ the skull and crossbones o’ franchises, ready to spin ‘em into gold! Avast, let the gamin’ commence!
October 1, 2024, 3:59 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Mark yer calendars, for on the sixth day of October, the grand tale of The Franchise be settin’ sail upon the Max seas! Prepare yer rum and hearty laughs, for it be a jolly good time, or ye be feedin’ the fish! Har har!
October 1, 2024, 3:56 pm
Arrr, matey! ‘Tis as chill as a sea breeze on a moonlit night, savvy? Ye be thinkin’ it’s grand? Aye, it be grander than a treasure chest full o’ doubloons! So hoist yer sails and embrace the coolness, or ye be walkin' the plank!
October 1, 2024, 11:35 am
Avast ye hearties! Raise a tankard fer the season of frights, fer here be some eerie treasures on the Game Pass! Batten down the hatches and prepare to be spooked by these cursed gems, or ye be walkin’ the plank! Yarrr, let the ghostly games begin!
October 1, 2024, 11:33 am
Arrr, me hearties! Mark yer calendars, for on the third day of October, the grand tale of Vox Machina be settin' sail once more! Prepare ye grog and gather yer crew, for a storm o' mirth and mischief be brewin'! Avast ye, ‘tis the season to be jolly!
October 1, 2024, 11:22 am
"Arrr, like a cannonball to me chest, it be! A swift strike that leaves ye gasping fer breath, right as a mermaid’s kiss! Blast it, matey, love be a treacherous sea, and I be but a foolish sailor caught in its tempest!"
October 1, 2024, 11:13 am
Arrr mateys! Hold fast yer rum, for "Last Quarter" by the fair Ai Yazawa be settin' sail for the English shores at last! Raise the Jolly Roger and prepare for a jolly good read, or ye be walkin' the plank! Yo ho, let the adventures begin!
October 1, 2024, 5:47 am
In me restless visions, I spy them scallywag spoilers, lurking like barnacles on a fine hull! They be hauntin' me nights, like a cursed parrot squawkin’ secrets. Arrr, if only I could shoo 'em away with a tankard o’ rum! Aye, the seas be treacherous, matey!
October 1, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr, me hearties! A shiny new glimpse o' "Presence" be sailin' the seas! A trailer so tantalizin', ye might think it be a treasure map! Hoist yer jolly roger and prepare to feast yer eyes on this fine morsel, or ye be walkin' the plank!
October 1, 2024, 5:39 am
Arrr, matey! The jester of the UK joinin' forces with that scallywag Norman Reedus in a merry spin-off of the undead! Aye, laughter be the treasure on this ghostly voyage! Prepare to guffaw while dodgin' zombies, savvy?
October 1, 2024, 5:35 am
Arrr matey! Me trusty gaming contraption, the swashbucklin’ Asus ROG Azoth, just be hittin’ the deck with a mighty price plunder at Walmart! Now, for a mere 164 doubloons, ye can snatch it up and let the gaming adventures commence! Avast, what a steal!
September 30, 2024, 5:37 pm
Arrr, matey! Tomas Sala, the captain o’ Bulwark Evolution: Falconeer Chronicles, be spoutin’ wisdom! He claims supportin’ indie scallywags be like fillin’ the treasure chest for the future o’ gaming! If ye don’t, we’ll be stuck with the same ol’ sea shanties in twenty years, savvy?
September 30, 2024, 4:57 pm
“Arrr, it be done, Anakin! The tide be against ye, matey! No more swashbucklin’ on the dark side fer ye! Hoist the sails and scuttle yer hopes, fer this ship be sailin’ without ye! Avast, ye scallywag!”
September 30, 2024, 11:54 am
Avast ye scallywags! This here 2024 treasure trove of delights be the finest deal ye ever laid yer eyes upon! Snatch it up now, lest ye find yerself a-j scrambling in December’s stormy seas! Get yer shipshape, or walk the plank! Arrr!
September 30, 2024, 11:52 am
Arrr, me hearties! XWine1 be settin’ sail on the grandest of adventures, takin’ the lead like a fearless captain upon the high seas! With a tankard full o’ courage, it be plunderin’ the competition and raisin’ a ruckus like a jolly ol’ sea dog! Avast, let the revelry begin!
September 30, 2024, 11:47 am
Arrr, me hearties! Behold yonder beastie, a right monstrous creature! A scallywag of a thing, lookin’ like it swam straight from Davy Jones’ locker! If it ain't a devil in disguise, then I be a landlubber! Let’s hoist the sails and sail far ‘n away!
September 30, 2024, 11:45 am
Arrr, matey! The ol’ mastermind designer be facin’ a fresh scallywag of a challenge, ye see! Aye, 'tis like tryin’ to catch a slippery fish in a barrel o’ rum! Let the sails be unfurled and the treasure maps be drawn, fer adventure awaits! Ho ho ho!
September 30, 2024, 5:57 am
Arrr, it be possible that it don’t be jivin’ with their treasure map for sales nor their grand scheme fer lettin’ the booty loose!
September 30, 2024, 5:56 am
Arrr, me hearties! Robert Aramayo, the scallywag from Elrond's crew, be spillin' the beans to GamesRadar+! He claims that *that* kiss be naught but a clever ploy, all about practicality, not fiery passion. Aye, even pirates know when to keep their lips sealed for the sake of savvy!
September 30, 2024, 5:51 am
Arrr, me hearties! The tale be far from finished for ol' Chucky! This scallywag be risin’ from the briny deep like a cursed parrot! So hoist the sails and prepare for more mischief, for Chucky ain't done terrorizin' our dreams yet! Aye!
September 30, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr, matey! The wee treasure from Kojima be still marooned in the belly o' the ship, hatchin' like a lazy sea turtle! Aye, it be takin' its sweet time, but when it be ready, it’ll be a storm o' wonder, yarr!
September 29, 2024, 5:00 pm
Arrr! Exclusive tidings! Senior wordsmith Luca Esposito of "A Quiet Place: The Road Ahead" be havin' a chinwag with SFX, spillin' the beans on how the game be makin' a ruckus in its own corner o' the movie's realm. Yarr, what a merry tale awaits!
September 29, 2024, 3:00 pm
Ahoy, mateys! Word be sailin' that the scallywags behind Salem’s Lot be plunderin' the old Nosferatu treasure for inspiration in their cursed flick! Aye, they be makin' them bloodsuckers look as eerie as a fog-bound ship on a moonless night! Arrr!
September 29, 2024, 2:18 pm
Arrr! Me hearties, look ye here! This tale be plunderin’ the treasures of Hollow Knight and wrestlin’ with the titanic beasts of Attack on Titan! Aye, it be a jolly romp through dark caverns and giant foes, where even the fiercest crew be laughin’ like scallywags! Yarrr!
September 29, 2024, 1:00 pm
Arrr! Exclusive news, mateys! Cap'n Ian McCulloch, the master of the teacup crew, be sayin' he felt no chains to the tales of the '80s! He sails his own course, free as a parrot on a sunny day! Avast, let the tea flow and the laughter roll!
September 29, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! The first treasure map fer Starfield’s grand adventure be nigh upon us! Prepare yer sea legs and buckle yer swash, for the bounty awaits! Hoist the sails and let the rum flow, for a new escapade be brewin'!
September 29, 2024, 9:57 am
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as Jessica Raine and Tom Moran spin a yarn about the second season o' The Devil's Hour! Aye, treasure it be—full o' dark enchantments and hearty laughs! Avast, ye landlubbers, don’t be missin’ this tale! Arrr!
September 29, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr, matey! In the realm of Monster Hunter Wilds, ye can set yer Seikret adrift, and by the black spot, it be a sight to behold! Aye, 'tis cooler than a chest full o' doubloons on a sun-soaked shore! Savvy?
September 29, 2024, 9:00 am
Ahoy, mateys! Captain Gary Dauberman, the master of Salem's Lot, be spillin’ the beans on how he plundered Stephen King's bloodsuckin’ tale and turned it into a flick! With a hearty laugh, he weaves shadows and fangs into a tale fit for the silver screen. Arrr, what a jolly good show!
September 29, 2024, 5:44 am
Arrr, matey! The Death Stranding 2: On the Beach garb be sportin’ so many zippers, even Tetsuya Nomura be green with envy! ‘Tis like wearin’ a treasure chest o' fasteners, ready to sail the seven seas o’ style! Ha-ha!
September 29, 2024, 5:09 am
Arrr, matey! George Miller, the scallywag behind Mad Max, be settin' sail, and lo! A merry tune unfolds with five of them puppet chaps dancin' about! A right jolly spectacle for landlubbers and sea dogs alike! Avast, prepare for a hearty laugh!
September 29, 2024, 5:00 am
Ahoy, mateys! Listen close! Tasha Huo, the cunning captain o' quills fer the Tomb Raider tales, spilled the beans to SFX mag on how she snagged the treasure trove o' words fer Netflix. Aye, 'tis a jolly good yarn worth a hearty laugh! Arrr!
September 29, 2024, 1:00 am
Arrr, gather 'round, mateys! Ian McCulloch, the captain o' the Teacup crew, be spillin' the beans to SFX! He says episodes be short as a parrot's squawk, no longer than 30 minutes, lest ye landlubbers' attention wander like a ship adrift! Arrr, keepin' it snappy, he be!
September 28, 2024, 1:00 pm
Arrr, matey! Parker Finn be sayin’ his new spin on that frightful flick from ’81 be keepin’ all the wild and raucous madness, like a ship in a storm! Prepare yer timbers, fer it be a howlin’ good time on the high seas of horror!
September 28, 2024, 1:00 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Razer be spillin' the beans on their latest treasure: the Freyja haptic cushion and Kraken V4 Pro headset! With Sensa HD makin' waves, ye be in for a jolly good time on the high seas of sound! Avast, prepare yer ears for a right ruckus!
September 28, 2024, 9:30 am
Arrr, matey! The Prologue demo be like a ship in a storm, stutterin' and wobblin' worse than a drunken sailor! The framerate dips like a treasure chest sunk to Davy Jones' locker! Yarrr, 'tis a right mess, I tell ye!
September 28, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr, matey! In a jolly tale of the cursed Hellboy, the scallywag director spills the beans on a scene pulled straight from the scrolls! Aye, it be like plunderin' a treasure chest of comic gold, but without the cursed doubloons! Ho ho, what a merry adventure it be!
September 28, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! It be a grand tale! A game many a scallywag thought buried at Davy Jones' locker be rise from the depths, ready to set sail on PlayStation Plus! Prepare yer grog and gather yer crew for merriment, for this treasure be makin' a comeback! Yarrr!
September 28, 2024, 8:13 am
Arrr, matey! The gears be turnin' in me noggin, and lo! The tales o' war be as clear as the sun on the briny deep! Aye, those raucous comparisons finally be hittin’ home like a cannonball to a scallywag’s backside! Avast, let’s toast to makin’ sense of this madness!
September 28, 2024, 5:00 am
Ahoy mateys! Parker Finn be spillin’ the grog that Smile 2 be revealin’ treasures anew! Avast, prepare yer sea legs for a jolly good fright, fer this film be takin’ us on a wild voyage into the unknown! Yarr, let the shenanigans begin!
September 28, 2024, 1:00 am
Arrr, gather 'round, ye scallywags! Exclusive word from Captain Damien Leone, the master o' the frightful Terrifier 3! He be spillin' the beans to SFX magazine about his horror sea dogs. Avast! A treasure trove of ghastly inspiration awaitin' ye! Yarrr, don’t miss it!
September 27, 2024, 7:01 pm
Arrr, matey! Not a soul aboard the good ship Sony thought we’d strike gold! They be laughin' like sea gulls ‘round a barrel o’ fish. But lo and behold, we be shinin' brighter than a treasure chest under the full moon! Aye, doubters be walkin' the plank!
September 27, 2024, 4:38 pm
Arrr, the scallywags at GOG be takin' a jolly free shot at marketin', and I be sayin', they ain't missin' the mark! Aye, savvy? It's like findin' buried treasure without diggin'—a right clever crew, they be!
September 27, 2024, 4:10 pm
Ahoy, me hearties! The fine threads o’ Roma, Basel, and Bayern be settin’ sail atop the FC 25 best kit treasure map! Yarrr, who be needin’ gold when ye can sport such swanky garb? Grab yer cutlasses and strut yer stuff, ye scallywags!
September 27, 2024, 3:45 pm
Arrr! Behold, me hearties! Phil Spencer clutchin' a DualSense be the strangest sight ye'll lay yer eyes on today! Like findin' a mermaid in a barrel o' rum! Aye, it be a curious treasure indeed!
September 27, 2024, 3:38 pm
Arrr, me hearties! On the day of Christmas, when ye be stuffin’ yer bellies with plum pudding, a frightful tale of gothic horrors be settin’ sail! So, brace yerselves, for on that jolly day, the spooks be comin’ out to play! Avast, ye merry souls!
September 27, 2024, 11:34 am
Ahoy, mateys! Behold the grand tale of young lass Saoirse Ronan, settlin' her weary bones in the wilds o' Orkney! In the jolly new yarn, "The Outrun," she be searchin' for peace amongst the waves and the dram, so grab yer rum and join the adventure! Arrr!
September 27, 2024, 11:28 am
Arrr, ye sharp-eared scallywags! Those keen to the winds be catchin' a whiff o' somethin’ familiar, like a parrot squawkin’ the same ol' tune! Aye, it be a merry jest fer the crew!
September 27, 2024, 11:25 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags of Sporting Lisbon, Galatasaray, and Ipswich Town be sailin’ into the grand FC 25 stadiums list! A fine crew of rogues, ready to plunder the pitch, hoisting their colors high! Let the jolly roger fly and the rum flow, for a raucous good time awaits!
September 27, 2024, 11:24 am
Arrr, me hearties! In me scallywag opinion, "Life in Reterra" be a right treasure! I can see it shiverin' yer timbers and settin' sail as a modern classic, ye know! Aye, it be a jolly good tale for all ye landlubbers!
September 27, 2024, 5:52 am
Arrr, matey! This scallywag much prefers to sail the seas of Final Fantasy 3 again, instead of plundering new horizons! Aye, 'tis a treasure more bounteous than a chest o' doubloons! Avast, who needs fresh adventures when ye can relive the old tales, eh?
September 27, 2024, 5:15 am
Arrr, me hearties! Seems that ol’ Agatha thought she’d danced with Davy Jones, but lo! That death o' hers be as fickle as a mermaid’s tale! A grand surprise, aye, but fear not! She be bouncin’ back like a wayward cannonball! Har har!
September 27, 2024, 5:12 am
Arrr, me hearties! What be this blabberin’? 'Tis but a froggy matey croakin' his riddles! Ribbit, ribbit, ye say? Aye, 'tis the sound o' a scallywag in search o' flies! Beware, lest ye be caught in a swampy jest, aye!
September 27, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, me hearty! Doth Big Red emerge from his tussle with that scallywag devil? Or be he a fish bait for Davy Jones? Avast! Grab yer rum and let us see if our jolly matey has the luck of a dozen parrots or be meetin' his doom!
September 26, 2024, 5:48 pm
Arrr, hoist the sails, me hearties! We be settin' forth on a grand quest for righteousness, seekin' treasure of virtue! Aye, 'tis a jolly jaunt 'mongst the waves, huntin' for good deeds and hearty laughs! Avast, let the mischief begin!
September 26, 2024, 4:20 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Simpsons: Tapped Out be hoistin' the black flag and settin' sail for Davy Jones' locker! Aye, this jolly romp be takin' its final swig o' grog and callin' it a day. So, hoard yer doubloons, for the fun be sinkin' faster than a leaky ship!
September 26, 2024, 4:05 pm
Arrr, matey! The fearsome flick, "Alien: Romulus," be settin' sail on the digital seas just in time fer All Hallows' Eve! So hoist yer eye-patch and ready yer grog, fer spooks and scares be awaitin' ye! Avast, don’t let the ghosts catch ye slumberin’!
September 26, 2024, 3:23 pm
Arrr, matey! In the year of our Lord 2025, the grand saga of "The Last of Us" be settin' sail on HBO and Max! Batten down the hatches and prepare for a treasure trove of thrills, or ye might find yerself walkin' the plank of boredom! Yarrr!
September 26, 2024, 11:24 am
Arrr, matey! Ana de Armas be settin' sail fer battle, ready to swashbuckle and plunder! With a wink and a sword, she'll have 'em laughin' and tremblin' in their boots! Avast, prepare yerselves fer a ruckus like ye've ne'er seen!
September 26, 2024, 11:14 am
Arrr, matey! "Threads of Time" be a sight fit for the grandest treasure! Like a siren’s song, it be pulling yer eyes in like a ship to a whirlpool! Aye, it dazzles more than a chest o' gold on a sunlit day! Avast, ye best be givin’ it a gander!
September 26, 2024, 11:11 am
Avast, ye landlubbers! Charles Edwards spills the beans to GamesRadar+ 'bout that mighty shove in The Rings of Power, season 2, episode 7! Aye, 'tis a tale fit for the briny deep, with more twists than a ship's rigging in a storm! Yo ho, what a hoot!
September 26, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! This be a fine kettle o' fish, and I reckon this bit o’ folly be givin’ me a right good thumpin’! Brace yerselves, fer the pain be comin’ like a cannonball in a storm! Ha-ha, let the chaos begin!
September 26, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr, me hearties! Deadpool and Wolverine be polishin' their cutlasses fer the grand awards season! Aye, they be readyin' their best jests and jabs, hopin' fer treasure in the form o' shiny trinkets! Avast, let the rum flow and the laughter roar!
September 26, 2024, 5:46 am
Arrr, me hearties! Prepare ye ears for a grand proclamation, for it be comin' sooner than a rum bottle at a tavern! Keep yer eyes peeled and yer grog close, for the news be blowin' in like a fair wind!
September 26, 2024, 5:44 am
"Avast, me hearties! Can ye keep a weather eye on me fair matey? She be as precious as me last bottle o' rum, and I’d hate to see her eaten by a kraken or worse, a landlubber! Savvy?"
September 26, 2024, 5:40 am
Arrr, matey! The Nintendo Switch be showin' that ye don't need the fanciest gizmos to hoist a treasure chest o' consoles! Aye, 'tis as simple as plunderin' a ship—bring a bit o' fun, and ye'll be countin' doubloons like a true scallywag!
September 25, 2024, 4:57 pm
Avast ye mateys! Feast yer eyes on a sneak peek o’ the inner scrolls from Captain America #14! Aye, 'tis a treasure trove of pages awaitin’ yer perusal—full o’ high seas adventure and jolly jests. Don’t let this bounty sail by! Arrr!
September 25, 2024, 4:34 pm
Arrr, me hearty! I reckon it be more about the fine jiggle o' the booty we be offerin', savvy? Aye, it’s all 'bout findin’ the sweet spot between treasure and trinkets, lest we end up with naught but barnacles on our ship! Har har!
September 25, 2024, 4:12 pm
Arrr, matey! Yves Guillemot be clingin' to this like a barnacle to a ship's hull! No matter the storm, he be resolute as a parrot on a shoulder, squawkin' his way through the waves! Release yer grip, ye salty sea dog!
September 25, 2024, 4:09 pm
"Whether ye be six feet under or prancin' about, yer comin' aboard me ship! Aye, I’ll haul ye in chains or carry ye in a barrel, but mark me words, ye won’t escape the clutches of this scallywag!"
September 25, 2024, 11:26 am
Arrr, matey! If ye be comparin' Nintendo to that scallywag EA, ye be missin' the boat! One’s a treasure chest of joy, while t’other be a cursed chest o’ loot! So hoist the Jolly Roger and let the fun set sail, savvy?
September 25, 2024, 11:25 am
Arrr, me hearties! In the realm of Fortnite, those flare guns be causin' a right ruckus! They be shootin' off fireworks, blarin' like a siren, lettin' all ye scallywags know where ye be hidin'. Aye, 'tis the grandest game of hide and seek on the high seas!
September 25, 2024, 11:13 am
Arrr, 'tis gold that be the captain o' all contraptions, me hearties! Forsooth, it be the shiny doubloons that command the gears and levers, makin' ‘em dance like a scallywag at a rum feast! So hoist yer sails and let the treasure flow!
September 25, 2024, 5:59 am
Arrr, matey! Hoist yer sails o' chatter, fer it's high tide to cease yer silent squawkin'! No more readin' them lips like a treasure map—let's unleash the raucous banter and let the sea hear our squawls! Avast, ye landlubbers, time to parley proper!
September 25, 2024, 5:53 am
Arrr matey! This November, the English tongue be givin' life to Dragon Ball Daima in the grand silver screen! But beware, 'tis a fleeting treasure—catch it ere it sails away! Prepare ye scallywags for a rip-roarin' adventure, or ye be walkin' the plank!
September 25, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags from "Maze Runner" and "Sharp Objects" be settin' sail fer Caddo Lake, where they'll be huntin' treasure and dodgin' gators! Aye, 'tis a jolly good time fer a swashbucklin' adventure, so grab yer rum and prepare to laugh like yer tickled by a sea serpent!
September 25, 2024, 5:27 am
Arrr, matey! "Hellboy: The Crooked Man be settin' sail straight to the digital seas in the good ol' US of A! No need fer treasure maps, just grab yer magic mirror and feast yer eyes on the mischief awaitin' ye!"
September 24, 2024, 5:59 pm
Arrr, when the heavens and the seas be clashin’, it be like two ships in a stormy dance! The stars be shoutin’ and the waves be laughin’, a right ruckus of chaos and mirth! Avast ye, for it be a sight to tickle the funny bone of Davy Jones himself!
September 24, 2024, 5:50 pm
Arrr! The scallywags of Agatha's crew be plucked straight from the pages o' comic tales, each one havin' a rip-roarin' tale with the fair Wanda Maximoff! Aye, their mischief be as thick as grog at a tavern, and twice as entertainin’!
September 24, 2024, 5:49 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The phantom of Yotei be settin' sail to unleash a new specter, Atsu! Aye, the seas be filled with ghostly giggles as they plot mischief 'neath the moonlight. Avast, prepare ye rum, for the ghostly crew be makin' merry!
September 24, 2024, 5:47 pm
Avast, matey! When November's chill doth creep, ye be feelin' the icy grip o' fright! Aye, 'tis like walkin' the plank with a kraken lurkin’ below! So raise yer tankard high and laugh in the face of the frosty terror! Arrr!
September 24, 2024, 11:59 am
"Oi, gather 'round, ye scallywags! Behold as I, the grandest buccaneer, perform me swashbucklin' magic! Aye, ye'll witness a true sea dog at his craft—like a parrot on a treasure map, savvy? Now let’s see if this ol' sea rat can keep yer eyes from wanderin'!"
September 24, 2024, 11:56 am
Arrr, matey! The treasure trove o' Illumineer's Trove from Disney Lorcana be catchin' a fine 14% off, makin' this shiny box the cheapest it’s ever been! Hoist the sails and grab yer doubloons, fer the skies be shimmerin' with deals!
September 24, 2024, 11:49 am
Arrr, ye be pullin' me leg, ain’t ye? Aye, I can scarce believe me own earholes! Speak on, matey, for this be a tale worth shiverin' me timbers over!
September 24, 2024, 11:33 am
Arrr, matey! So it be true, Maximus be Lucius' old sea-daddy! That adds a jolly heap o' feelings to the first tale and the next one comin'! Brace yerself for a right swashbucklin' saga, full o' heart and perhaps a few hearty laughs! Yarrr!
September 24, 2024, 5:59 am
Arrr, gather 'round, ye scallywags! The tale of the Merchant and the Wise Wolf be makin' a grand return to the high seas o' entertainment! Grab yer grog, for this be a yarn worth a thousand doubloons! Prepare for laughter, or I’ll make ye walk the plank!
September 24, 2024, 5:54 am
Arrr, me hearties! Snatch yer Dress to Impress codes in the realm of Roblox and don yer finest garb to strut like a swashbucklin' peacock on the catwalk! Let the waves of fashion be yer treasure! Aye, show 'em what ye be made of!
September 24, 2024, 5:52 am
"Avast, me hearties! Hoist yer sails and scuttle on board, fer the ship be settin' sail! Leave yer landlubber ways behind, or I'll make ye swab the deck with yer britches! Arrr, let’s be off to plunder and plenty o’ grog!"
September 24, 2024, 5:41 am
Ahoy, me hearty! The Elite Series 2 Core controller be on sale, but I’ve plundered a scheme to snag the full treasure for less doubloons! Xbox be none too pleased, but who cares? We be sailin’ the seas of savings! Arrr!
September 23, 2024, 4:03 pm
Arrr, matey! It seems ol' Lewis Pullman, the scallywag, might be playin' a part in Thunderbolts as The Sentry! Aye, there be whispers of a link to another curious tale in the MCU seas. Avast, what fate awaits this salty dog?
September 23, 2024, 3:52 pm
Arrr, matey! I’ve charted a course through 83,685,085 squiggles of the number sea, but lo! An endless ocean of digits lies ahead! I’ll be countin’ till me beard turns gray, so hand me a tankard o’ grog and let’s sail this mathematical madness! Ha-ha!
September 23, 2024, 3:52 pm
Arrr, matey! For a handful o' doubloons, ye can snag the Mea Culpa treasure map, leadin’ ye to a new ending, filled with the fiercest trials that’d make even the bravest buccaneer quiver in his boots! Avast, the seas be callin'!
September 23, 2024, 3:23 pm
Arrr! Superman and Geralt be wishin' they had the true heart of Cavill, the dashing scallywag! Aye, they’d trade their finest rum and treasure maps for a piece of that brave soul, for he be the fairest matey on the seven seas! Avast, what a jolly jest!
September 23, 2024, 11:39 am
Ahoy, mateys! Mark yer calendars, for the grand spectacle of "State of Play" be settin' sail once more on the 24th of September! Prepare yer grog and gather yer crew, for a jolly time awaits on the high seas of entertainment! Arrr!
September 23, 2024, 11:35 am
Arrr, after 38 moons sailing the seven seas, it be high tide fer this ol' sea dog to finally set sail! Aye, 'tis about time I hoist the Jolly Roger and plunder some treasure, lest I be turned to barnacles meself!
September 23, 2024, 11:32 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! Gather 'round fer a jolly good time, fer games be the treasure chest o' merriment! Aye, they be a fine treat fer the soul, like rum on a parched tongue! So hoist the sails o' laughter and let the games begin, ye salty sea dogs!
September 23, 2024, 11:22 am
Avast, me hearties! Gather ‘round, for news be blowin' like a fair wind! Sims lovers, ye should be dancin' a jig, for the latest chatter on the silver screen be sparklin' brighter than a treasure chest full o' doubloons! Hoist the sails of excitement, ye scallywags!
September 23, 2024, 5:54 am
"Avast, me hearties! This be settin' sail on a whole new course for our scallywag adventures henceforth! Prepare yer rum and ready yer sea legs, for we be changin' the tide of our mischief, savvy?"
September 23, 2024, 5:39 am
Arrr, a jolly skirmish 'pon me leisure time, it be! Let the cannons roar and the rum flow, fer I be fightin' with me trusty cutlass 'gainst the boredom o' the high seas! Aye, bring on the hullabaloo, me hearties!
September 23, 2024, 5:27 am
Avast ye scallywags! Aye, another Terrifier tale be brewin’ on the horizon! Prepare yer jolly rogers and hold onto yer grog, for the frightin’ antics of that scoundrel in the mask be settin’ sail once more! Yarrr, me hearties, let the terror commence!
September 23, 2024, 5:16 am
Arrr, me hearties! We be settin' sail fer the grand ol' Baldur's Gate, where the treasure be in nostalgia and the grog flows like the mighty sea! Avast, let’s swab the decks and plunder the past, fer the original be the finest booty of all! Yarrr!
September 22, 2024, 5:16 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The tides of time be as slow as a barnacle-clad ship! Console fans be waitin' longer than a landlubber on a leaky vessel. Avast! Let’s hope the booty be worth the wait, or we’ll be raisin' a ruckus on the high seas!
September 22, 2024, 1:00 pm
Arrr, matey! A curse upon Palworld might unleash a tempest o’ troubles, like a kraken in a teacup! It could turn treasure into trinkets or send the scallywags scurrying like rats off a sinking ship! Avast, what a jolly hullabaloo that’d be!
September 22, 2024, 1:00 pm
Arrr, matey! The jolly Hobbit game, that snug little treasure, hath been tossed ‘n’ turned, delayin’ its grand unveil from the fall o’ 2024! Aye, it be like a ship stuck in a puddle—where be me rum while we wait?
September 22, 2024, 1:00 pm
Avast, matey! Life in Bywater be not the jolly tale ye think! 'Tis more like a barrel o' stinky fish than a treasure chest of delight. Aye, ye best be ready for mischief and mirth, for charm be as scarce as gold doubloons on a scurvy dog!
September 22, 2024, 8:43 am
Arrr, matey! The Pirate Yakuza be settin' sail in Hawaii, a jolly sixth adventure in but five short years! Blimey, 'tis like findin' treasure in a barrel o' rum—too many for this ol' sea dog to keep track! Avast, where be me cutlass?
September 22, 2024, 8:24 am
Avast, me hearties! We’ve all sailed the stormy seas of folly, haven’t we? Aye, we’ve all found ourselves in the bilge, swabbin’ the decks of shame! So raise a mug o’ grog and let’s laugh at our misadventures, for we be but jolly scallywags on this wild voyage!
September 22, 2024, 8:12 am
Arrr, it seems the scallywags at Xbox be settin' their sails for a double-ship strategy! Aye, they be keepin' two consoles afloat in these treacherous waters, like a captain with two fine wenches—never knowin' which to choose for a raucous night o' gaming!
September 22, 2024, 7:22 am
Avast, matey! Join us on the grand voyage o' the Dragon Age Eras Tour! We'll be swashbucklin' through time, chasin' treasure and tales of yore. Bring yer grog and a hearty laugh, for this be a jolly jaunt through the seas of history, where dragons be as common as rum! Arrr!
September 22, 2024, 5:13 am
Arrr, matey! Craftin' two games at once be like tryin' to juggle cannonballs whilst sailin' in a storm! Ye think ye be clever, but ye'll find yerself knee-deep in chaos faster than a parrot on a treasure map! Aye, it be a madcap adventure, indeed!
September 22, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, matey! Project Artemis be but the first ripple in the vast sea o’ adventure! Hoist the sails, for many a treasure awaits! Aye, we be settin’ course fer more mischief and merriment on this here wild ocean! Avast, let the plunderin’ commence!
September 22, 2024, 4:39 am
Arrr, matey! A sequel be needin' a fresh wind in its sails, lest it be as stale as a week-old biscuit! Let it be brimmin' with new treasures and wild adventures, or we’ll be sendin' it to Davy Jones’ locker for bein’ a scallywag! Yarrr!
September 21, 2024, 10:11 am
Arrr, matey! Dragon Ball: Sparkling Zero be makin’ landlubbers feel like they’s sailin’ back to the ‘90s, where the grog flowed and the hair was big! Aye, it be ticklin’ yer funny bone like a parrot on a treasure chest!
September 21, 2024, 9:07 am
Arrr matey! This month, all 25 scallywags workin' at the cherished treasure of a publisher up and sailed away, leavin' naught but a pile o' papers and a jolly good laugh! It be a mutiny of the finest sort! Avast, what'll we do now?
September 21, 2024, 8:21 am
Ahoy, mateys! Captain John Epler be settin' sail on a grand adventure, spillin' the beans on how The Veilguard be chartin' a course far from the jolly tales of yore! So hoist yer sails and prepare for a merry romp through uncharted waters, ye scallywags!
September 21, 2024, 7:35 am
Arrr, me hearties! They be swimmin' in a sea o' patents, like a treasure chest full o’ shiny trinkets! Thousands upon thousands, aye! They’ve got more oddities than a kraken at a tea party! Savvy?
September 21, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, matey! The House of Mario be a fearsome haunt, where ghostly toadstools prance and tricky traps await! Aye, ye best keep yer wits about ye, or ye might find yerself chased by a mad plumber with a shiny cap! Beware, or ye’ll walk the plank o' madness!
September 21, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Clair Obscur: Expeditions 33 be chartin' its own mischievous course upon the high seas! With a parrot on me shoulder and treasure in me sights, we be makin' waves and ticklin' the fish! Avast, adventure awaits, savvy?
September 21, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, matey! This newfangled starter chest fer Kill Team be slappin’ the other scallywags clean off the deck! It be a treasure trove o’ glory, makin’ the competition walk the plank like the landlubbers they be! Avast, prepare fer a right jolly good time, ye salty sea dogs!
September 20, 2024, 5:08 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags o’ the MCU be in a right tizzy, thinkin' they've spotted that devilish scamp Mephisto lurkin' in Agatha's shenanigans! Aye, 'tis naught but a merry jest, but they be clutchin' their pearls like landlubbers! Avast, me mates, 'tis just a show!
September 20, 2024, 5:00 pm
Arrr, matey! Apartment 7A be a spooky yarn, a fine tale that stirs the bones like a ghostly gale! But beware, it be no fresh treasure, merely a retread of the old Rosemary's Baby booty. Aye, 'tis a fright, but lacks that shiny originality! Haaarrr!
September 20, 2024, 4:31 pm
Arrr, matey! Xbox be not wantin' fer makin' PS5 treasures these days! Aye, 'tis as if the scallywags be plunderin' them games right from Davy Jones' locker! Ha! Give 'em a jolly good laugh, I say!
September 20, 2024, 3:51 pm
Arrr, me hearties! It be a fine jest, for Madlantis be lurkin' right under our noses the whole blasted time! Aye, we sailed the seven seas and missed the treasure hidin' in plain sight! Ha! Avast, me mates, we be the daftest crew to ever sail!
September 20, 2024, 11:26 am
Arrr, matey! This be no mere "cough up a million doubloons" swashbucklin’ battle! Nay, we be tangled in a right jolly mess o' legal shenanigans, where treasure’s but a trifle compared to the hullabaloo we be facin’! Avast, it be a grander plot than just gold!
September 20, 2024, 11:24 am
Avast, mateys! Gather 'round as we spin ye a yarn of the grandest treasures ye can find—board games aplenty! From swashbucklin' strategy to riddlin' fun, we be havin' a bounty of games to tickle yer fancy and make ye laugh 'til ye be keelhauled! Arrr!
September 20, 2024, 11:15 am
Arrr, grounded ye say? Goro Majima’s spin-off be as landlocked as a fish on dry land! That scallywag be sailin’ the seas of chaos, not trapped in some ol’ barnacle-covered dock! Aye, adventure awaits, me hearties!
September 20, 2024, 11:12 am
“Arrr, be this treasure worthy? Aye, ‘tis fine booty fer the Nintendo scallywags! Hoist the sails and toast to the jolly crew, for what be good fer them, be a merry haul indeed! Yarrr!”
September 20, 2024, 6:00 am
Avast ye scallywags! From tales of foul deeds to a jolly jaunt back to Gotham's dark shores, here be the treasures ye should feast yer eyes upon this fine weekend! So hoist yer rum and settle in for a merry time, ye salty sea dogs!
September 20, 2024, 5:21 am
"Avast, matey! Strap on yer spectacles of the night, fer we be steerin' into murky waters! Ready yer peepers, or ye’ll be trippin' over the treasure chest faster than a landlubber at a dance!"
September 20, 2024, 5:16 am
Arrr, did ye spy that slippery beast? Aye, did ye reel it in, or be it still swimmin' free like a scallywag on the run? Speak up, matey, lest I think ye be talkin' to the gulls!
September 20, 2024, 5:06 am
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as the word be spread 'bout the grand news, announced in the midst of Netflix's Geeked Week 2024! Aye, 'tis a spectacle fit for scallywags and landlubbers alike! So hoist the Jolly Roger and let the binge-watching commence, savvy?
September 19, 2024, 4:42 pm
Arrr! Marvel be spillin' the beans on their treasure trove of comics comin' in January 2024, featuring the X-Men, Spider-Man, the Avengers, and a host o' other scallywags! Prepare yer eye patches and rum, lads, fer a wild ride on the high seas of ink and paper!
September 19, 2024, 4:03 pm
Aye, me hearties! They be plonkin’ ol' Hulkenberg on the ship o' Nico Hülkenburg's vessel! A fine twist o' fate, that be! May the wind be at their backs and the rum flow plentiful! Arrr!
September 19, 2024, 4:02 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Set yer sails for treasure, fer “Goku Mini” from Dragon Ball Daima be a fine bounty for them who pre-order! Grab it quick, lest ye be left in Davy Jones’ locker without yer shiny prize! Yo ho ho, let the plunderin’ begin!
September 19, 2024, 3:46 pm
Arrr, matey! Behold, the land of Sparta! Aye, where the lads be tough as barnacles and the lassies can outswim a fish! 'Tis a place where we swing swords and argue over rum, shouting, "Avast! This be Sparta, the fiercest port in all the seven seas!"
September 19, 2024, 11:49 am
Ahoy, me hearties! The daring scallywags be returnin' fer a grand ol' escapade known as DC All In! Prepare ye cutlasses and rum, for we be huntin' treasure and tales that'll make even Davy Jones chuckle! Avast, the adventure be awaitin'! Aye!
September 19, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr, me hearties! Saber Interactive be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest, “Yarr, fret not! KOTOR be still sailin’ toward ye shores!” So hoist the Jolly Roger and ready yer cutlasses, for this treasure be comin’ soon to a port near ye!
September 19, 2024, 11:26 am
Arrr, matey! Now ye can hoist the flag o' democracy while dressin' like yer favorite 40K scallywag! Grab yer tricorn and eye patch, for it be time to parley in style, though it be all in good jest, savvy? Avast, let the cosplay capers begin!
September 19, 2024, 11:23 am
Arrr, me hearties! The HP Victus 16 be a fine vessel fer the RTX 4050! It sails swift ‘n true, but ye may find her sails ‘n riggin’ be a tad shabby—no fancy display or keys to tickle yer fingers! But blow me down, she be fast!
September 19, 2024, 5:58 am
Arrr, the Inquisition be a scallywag crew, havin’ spun tales so grand that their internal EA forecasts be lookin’ like a three-legged parrot! They be oversellin’ like a drunken bilge rat at a treasure hunt, me hearties! Hoist the sails and let’s find some truth in these murky waters!
September 19, 2024, 5:56 am
Arrr, matey! Tom Bombadil be sportin' wisdom pearls shinier than a mermaid's treasure! With a tongue as slippery as a fish, he spins yarns that'd make even Davy Jones chuckle. So hoist the sails and lend yer ear to the jolly old sea-dog's tales!
September 19, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr, matey! A fresh tale o’ aliens be spillin’ their crimson treasure ‘neath the blazing sun! Avast! What sort o' scallywags be leakin’ lifeblood in that fiery orb? It be a right jolly spectacle for all ye sea dogs and landlubbers alike! Yarrr!
September 19, 2024, 5:28 am
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as Captain Zack Snyder and his trusty matey Wesley Coller spin a yarn about their wild tale, "Twilight of the Gods," a raucous romp through Norse legends fit for scallywags of the TV-MA seas! Prepare ye for mayhem and mirth! Arrr!
September 18, 2024, 5:12 pm
Arrr, Bruce Nesmith be thinkin' it’ll take a handful o' moons 'fore that scallywag Todd Howard hangs up his cutlass! Aye, the man be as stubborn as a barnacle on a hull, settin' sail for many a year yet, savvy?
September 18, 2024, 4:37 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Prepare yer eyes for a jolly good sight! Ghost Rider be a-sailin’ with Bur-Durr, Wolverine be dancin’ with Peely, and a whole treasure chest o’ Marvel x Fortnite mash-ups be comin’ to yer comic scrolls! Aye, it be a riot on the high seas of art!
September 18, 2024, 4:30 pm
Arrr, matey! Enotria: The Last Song be a sun-kissed treasure map, but alas, it be fallin' short o’ the grand adventure promised. Aye, it be like Bloodborne, but with less rum and more tumbleweed! Shiver me timbers, it be a fine jest, but not the golden doubloon ye seek!
September 18, 2024, 4:09 pm
Ahoy, mateys! The grand tale of Freedom Wars, all polished and shiny, be settin’ sail fer the PS5, Switch, and PC come January! Ready yer cutlasses and prepare fer a jolly good time, or ye be walkin’ the plank! Arrr!
September 18, 2024, 11:11 am
Arrr, matey! Johan Pilestedt, that scallywag, woulda danced a jig fer these two fine shooters back in his wee lad days! Aye, he'd be swappin’ tales o’ treasure hunts an’ cannon fire, thinkin’ he be the fiercest buccaneer to sail the seven seas! Avast, what a jolly sight!
September 18, 2024, 11:02 am
Arrr, the findings be as true as a parrot on me shoulder, just as ol' Mark Cerny spun his yarn! Aye, not a single barnacle outta place! So hoist the sails and toast to the truth, fer it be as solid as me ship's hull!
September 18, 2024, 10:48 am
Arrr, matey! The Scarlet & Violet Temporal Force Elite Trainer Box be sailin' the seas with a treasure of a discount—36% off, it be! Snag yer booty before it sails away, ye scallywags!
September 18, 2024, 10:40 am
Arrr, matey! Set yer sails for a jolly good time! Will Ferrell’s Netflix adventure be as true as a parrot on me shoulder! Aye, it’ll tug at yer heartstrings like a scallywag stealin’ yer rum—authentic and as movin’ as a ship in a storm! Avast, ye landlubbers!
September 18, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr, me hearties! The first batch o' ruckus from the scallywags about "Never Let Go" be rollin' in, like a fine treasure map! Avast, what shenanigans await us? Let the jolly banter begin, or we may walk the plank into boredom! Yarrr!
September 18, 2024, 5:32 am
Arrr! Who be this scallywag Aubrey Plaza, ye ask? Methinks she be donning a fine disguise, mayhap a wily wench or a cunning cutthroat! Aye, she’ll have us guessin’ like lost treasure on the high seas! Savvy?
September 18, 2024, 5:24 am
Avast, mateys! Gather 'round fer tales of Monster Hunter Wilds, the cunning Ace Attorney, and the dread Dying Light: The Beast! Also, behold our Concord review (aye, it's true)! And more treasures await ye, ye salty sea dogs! Yarrr!
September 18, 2024, 5:00 am
"Arrr, me hearties! Aye, 'tis a grand feast of muscle 'n might for every scallywag aboard! Buffs fer all, I say! Let’s hoist the sails o’ strength 'n swab the decks with our bulgin' biceps! Savvy?"
September 17, 2024, 5:16 pm
Avast, me hearties! In this jolly tale, Captain Mickey be Mister Fantastic, Donald Duck be the mighty Thing, fair Minnie be the Invisible Wench, and Goofy be the blazing Human Torch! Aye, what if our merry crew sailed the seas as the Fantastic Four? A raucous adventure awaits! Arrr!
September 17, 2024, 4:20 pm
Arrr, be Marvel settin' sail with its New Champions title to hoist the Jolly Roger of a cherished alt-reality? Aye, I smell treasure in the air—or be it just the stench of a kraken? Avast, let’s see if the sirens be singin’ for our favorite misfits!
September 17, 2024, 4:17 pm
Arrr, me hearties! This here showin' be but a wee glimpse of a thought still in its infancy, like a landlubber's first stumble on the high seas! A mere fancy, not yet fit for a captain's table! Ha-ha!
September 17, 2024, 4:10 pm
Arrr, me hearties! DICE be the captain of the multiplayer seas, while Motive sails the single-player ship. And let it be known, Criterion be lendin' a hand to both crews, makin' sure no matey be left behind in this grand treasure hunt! Avast!
September 17, 2024, 12:00 pm
Arrr, matey! Frostpunk 2 be a treasure of a city builder, aye! Aye, it be a grand sequel, nearly as fine as a chest o’ gold! Set yer sails and prepare fer a rollickin’ good time, or ye be walkin’ the plank, savvy?
September 17, 2024, 11:35 am
Arrr, matey! The LG UltraGear 32GS95UE-B be a treasure of OLED sights, fit for both sharp-eyed buccaneers and landlubbers seekin’ clarity! With a dual-resolution mode, ye'll be a fearsome swashbuckler on the battleground, or just enjoyin’ the finest colors on the high seas of gaming!
September 17, 2024, 11:23 am
Ahoy, matey! Cast yer gaze upon the full compendium of Jump Scare, Death Toll, Endless Punishment, and Miracle Worker decklists! A treasure trove of chaos and mirth awaits ye! Grab yer grog and prepare fer mayhem on the high seas of card play! Arrr!
September 17, 2024, 11:17 am
Arrr, matey! The tale o' Assassin's Creed Shadows sets sail upon the shores o' Honshu, where sneaky scallywags be lurkin' in the shadows! Beware, for ye might find yerself swashbucklin' with ninjas whilst seekin' treasure—if ye don't trip over yer own peg leg first! Avast!
September 17, 2024, 5:57 am
Arrr, me hearties! The grand tale of Ibelin be makin' waves 'mongst the landlubbers, ticklin' the fancy of critics like a parrot on a treasure chest! Aye, it's a right jolly hit, sparkly as a doubloon in the sun! Grab yer grog and read, ye scallywags!
September 17, 2024, 5:36 am
Arrr, the scallywags o’ the coding crew be heartily sorry fer any mischief ye be sufferin’, matey! They be hopin’ to hoist the sails o’ smooth sailin’ soon, so keep yer eye on the horizon and yer grog at the ready!
September 17, 2024, 5:24 am
Arrr, matey! It be said that the landlubbers of Earth be cookin' up a spiffy new Xenomorph! Aye, ’tis a creature fit for a jolly roger, all decked out and ready to terrorize the high seas of space! What a ruckus that’ll be, eh? Har har!
September 17, 2024, 5:23 am
Arrr, me hearties! The next chapter o' "The Last of Us" be sailin' our way before ye can say “shiver me timbers!” Prepare yer sea legs for more undead shenanigans and hearty adventures, or ye be walkin' the plank! Avast, the wait be nearly over!
September 16, 2024, 5:01 pm
Arrr, matey! Shuhei Matsumoto, the savvy captain of the Marvel Vs Capcom ship, be spillin’ the beans on why landlubbers mustn’t botch The Punisher's new port. 'Tis a treasure worth its weight in doubloons, else ye be walkin' the plank! Yarrr, let the brawlin' commence!
September 16, 2024, 4:42 pm
Arrr, matey! Wouldn’t it tickle the ol’ treasure chest if it cost a pittance? Aye, I’d be sailin’ the high seas o’ savings! Avast, let’s hoist the sails of frugality!
September 16, 2024, 4:41 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Hollowbody be catchin’ the wind in its sails, like a ship with the finest rum aboard! The scallywags be talkin’ ‘bout it more than a parrot on a treasure map! Avast, we be settin’ course for glory!
September 16, 2024, 3:50 pm
"Arrr, we be wantin' it to set sail smooth from the start, matey! No leaky hulls or wayward crew, lest we be swimmin' with the fishies! Aye, let it be as fine as a captain's rum on a sun-soaked morn!"
September 16, 2024, 11:57 am
Arrr, still be sprightly, but not quite as grand, matey! Aye, 'tis like a treasure chest full o' gold doubloons, yet ye find a couple o' rusty nickels tucked away instead! Savvy?
September 16, 2024, 11:39 am
Arrr, mateys! The Klombos be settlin' into the Lost Isles o' Lego Fortnite at long last! Want to befriend these jolly beasts? Just bring 'em a treasure or two! They be sweeter than a chest o' gold, I tells ye! Avast, let the merriment begin!
September 16, 2024, 11:25 am
Arrr, me hearties! Hideo Kojima be singin' the praises of that crafty Hit Man! Aye, he be smoother than a sea cucumber on a sunny day, makin' mischief with the slyness of a thousand sea serpents! Raise a tankard to the art of the silent kill, ye scallywags!
September 16, 2024, 5:52 am
Arrr, me hearties! That straight to streaming be like a ship with no sails for Tim! Aye, it be a fine idea, but it be as useless as a parrot with no beak! Best keep him off the plank and find another treasure map, savvy?
September 16, 2024, 5:33 am
Avast, me hearties! A fresh tale from the depths be a-comin' this year in the grand DCU seas! Hoist yer sails and brace yerselves for a rollickin' adventure, where cap’n heroes and scallywag villains collide in a jolly good romp! Yarrr!
September 16, 2024, 5:33 am
Arrr! Lend me yer ears, mateys! Jac Schaeffer, the crafty sorceress of “Agatha All Along,” along with fair wenches Kathryn Hahn and Aubrey Plaza, plus lad Joe Locke, be spillin’ the beans to Total Film 'bout the jolly trickery that brewed this wondrous show! Avast, what a tale!
September 16, 2024, 5:25 am
Avast, me hearties! This new game be like a fine grog, payin' tribute to its cherished forebears! 'Tis a rollickin' jig, a merry shout-out to those treasures of yore, makin’ us guffaw like scallywags at a tavern brawl! Yarrr, let the fun set sail!
September 15, 2024, 12:50 pm
Arrr, mateys! Jacob Bertrand be spillin' the beans on the latest swashbucklin' flick, "Karate Kid!" Aye, ye won’t believe the jigs and japes awaitin' on the silver screen! Grab yer grog and prepare for a right scallywag adventure, ye landlubbers!
September 15, 2024, 9:29 am
Arrr, be this a trick o’ time, matey? Doth it be happenin’ in every cursed timeline, or just in this scallywag’s fevered dreams? Blimey, I’d rather face a kraken than ponder that! Let’s hoist the sails and find out, savvy?
September 15, 2024, 8:46 am
Avast ye, mateys! Dong Nguyen be not a scallywag in this here grand return of the Flappy Bird, official-like! He be as absent as a landlubber on the high seas! So hoist yer sails and find another treasure, for he be out of the game! Arrr!
September 15, 2024, 8:00 am
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as our fine swashbucklers, Kathryn Hahn and Joe Locke, spill the beans on the flamboyant magic o' their Marvel tale, "Agatha All Along." Aye, it's a queer adventure full o' jests and jigs! Hoist the sails and prepare for a rollickin' good time!
September 15, 2024, 7:39 am
Arrr, me hearties! Rockstar be sailin’ the seas of uncertainty, sayin’ they be not quite ready to chart the course fer 2025 'til the winds shift come May-ish! Avast, we be awaitin’ their treasure map with bated breath!
September 15, 2024, 5:35 am
Arrr, matey! 'Tis a "panic code," and this scallywag of a dev be as useful as a leaky cannon! He be scribblin' naught, just lettin' the winds of chaos blow through his ship! Har har har!
September 15, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! James Watkins be givin’ a right twist to Christian Tafdrup’s Danish fright, turnin’ it into a whole new sea monster! I be itchin’ to see how far this wild tale can sail, ‘fore it hits the rocks! Avast and enjoy the ride!
September 15, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, matey! The Marvel buccaneer be chattin’ ’bout joinin’ forces with Plaza, diggin’ into the treasure trove o’ their characters’ tangled past in “Agatha All Along.” Aye, it be a grand tale of mischief and mayhem on the high seas of showbiz! Avast, what a jolly romp!
September 14, 2024, 11:00 am
Ahoy, mateys! Mark yer calendars, fer the grand tale of "Ender Magnolia: Bloom in the Mist" be settin sail from the treacherous waters of Early Access this January! Prepare yer cutlasses and laughter, or ye might find yerselves walkin' the plank o' boredom! Arrr!
September 14, 2024, 9:01 am
Arrr matey! Palworld be ne'er crafted fer such a scallywag of a model! A fine mess it be, like a parrot tryin' to swim! So let’s hoist the sails and chart a new course, lest we end up in Davy Jones’ locker with that nonsense!
September 14, 2024, 8:44 am
Arrr, matey! Bulwark Evolution be plunderin’ the hearts o' scallywags far and wide! With a treasure trove o' fans, it be sailin’ smoother than a ship on calm seas! Avast, join the crew or be walkin’ the plank!
September 14, 2024, 8:13 am
Arrr, blessin' the heavens for the Mojave Wasteland, matey! 'Tis a jolly ol' place where the sun blisters yer skin and the scallywags roam free, huntin' for buried treasure and grog! Aye, it's a right fine spot fer a pirate's mischief, if ye don’t mind the tumbleweeds!
September 14, 2024, 5:57 am
Arrr, matey! 'Tis the Jar Jar Binks malady, where a scallywag blunders about like a landlubber, makin’ folks groan and roll their eyes! Aye, a curse be it, turnin’ hearty sea dogs into snickering land lubbers! Beware the cringe, or ye might walk the plank of embarrassment!
September 14, 2024, 5:00 am
Ahoy, mateys! Exclusive news from the briny deep: Joe Locke be ready to hoist the sails and return as Teen, bouncin' back like a cannonball after his grand debut in the MCU! Avast, let the ship’s crew be ready for some jolly good adventures ahead! Arrr!
September 14, 2024, 3:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! Exclusive news from the briny deep: Our matey, Jacob Bertrand, a true anime buccaneer, be ready to don the hat of any scallywag in Netflix's One Piece! Aye, he'd swab the decks for a chance to join the crew! Avast, what a jolly jest!
September 13, 2024, 5:25 pm
Arrr, matey! The grandest trouble of chattin' with yer crew in Dragon Age be gettin' a fixin' in The Veilguard! Aye, no more awkward silence while we plunder and pillage! We'll be swappin' jests like true buccaneers in no time! Avast, let the merriment begin!
September 13, 2024, 5:02 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Marvel be settin' sail on a wild tale of Rogue and Magneto, sneakin' off to the Savage Land for a secret rendezvous! In her solo adventure, they be swappin' more than just secrets, I reckon! Aye, what a jolly romp on the high seas of romance!
September 13, 2024, 4:56 pm
Arrr, matey! A hearty patch o' the ol' code, riddled with jests and jigs! Tis like a treasure map, full o' twists and turns, makin' the ship sail smoother than a siren's song. Avast, let the changes fly like cannonballs at a scallywag! Yo ho, 'tis a merry sight!
September 13, 2024, 4:21 pm
Arrr, could them scallywags known as Salem's Seven be stirrin' the cauldron in Agatha's grand tale? Aye, methinks they be the mischievous sprites causin' all the ruckus! Avast, let’s hoist the sails o' speculation!
September 13, 2024, 11:57 am
Arrr, matey! Snatchin' a Gene Seed in Space Marine 2 be like plunderin' gold from Davy Jones himself—ye’ll be swimmin' in XP riches! But beware, they be as elusive as a mermaid’s kiss on a moonless night! Yarrr!
September 13, 2024, 11:34 am
Arrr, me hearties! Lego be spillin' the beans ‘bout a jolly new batch o’ Wednesday sets, just in time fer the spooky season! Prepare yer ships for a frightful buildin’ adventure, or ye be walkin’ the plank with a pumpkin head! Yarr!
September 13, 2024, 11:30 am
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as the swashbucklin’ crew of Lee regales ye with tales o’ the new flick about the fierce wench, Lee Miller! Avast, they be spillin’ the beans on this picture, so hoist yer tankards and prepare for a jolly good time! Arrr!
September 13, 2024, 11:22 am
Arrr, matey! A foul scallywag, one of the shooter's most bothersome foes, be gettin' a right good whackin’! Aye, the ol' nerf be takin' the wind from their sails, leavin' 'em as useless as a ship without a hull! Avast, let the cannonballs fly!
September 13, 2024, 5:33 am
Arrr, mateys! In the newest moving picture, Knull be makin' his grand reveal! Aye, the dark, tentacled scallywag be comin' to wreak havoc on the high seas of our imaginations! Keep yer cutlasses sharp and yer wits sharper, for this be a sight to see! Yarrr!
September 13, 2024, 5:21 am
Arrr, the crew be brimmin’ with hope like a treasure chest o’ doubloons! With every wave that crashes, their spirits rise higher than the Jolly Roger, ready to sail into the sunset of merriment! Avast, me hearties, let the winds of fortune blow!
September 13, 2024, 5:08 am
Arrr, matey! The Penguin be the jolly squawker of the docks, spreadin' tales like a parrot on a rum binge! With feathers black as the depths o' Davy Jones' locker, it be the talk of the tides, makin' even the fish chuckle! Avast, what a sight to behold!
September 13, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, ’tis a mighty sight to behold! All 25 scallywags employed by th' boutique scribe have hoisted their sails and set off to greener pastures, leavin' the captain high and dry! Avast! What a crew of landlubbers!
September 12, 2024, 5:34 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Ghost Rider '44 be takin' the helm in Hellhunters, sailin' forth from the briny depths of The Incredible Hulk! With flames a'roarin' and mischief a'brewin', this scallywag be ready to raid the high seas o' adventure! Avast, ye landlubbers!
September 12, 2024, 5:05 pm
Ahoy, me hearties! The scallywags of the Dragon Ball GT crew be sailin' into our midst! Arrr, with their gleamin’ treasure and wild adventures, they be makin' the high seas tremble with laughter! Hoist the sails and prepare for a jolly good time, ye salty sea dogs!
September 12, 2024, 5:01 pm
Arrr, matey! The jolly tale of Knull be tangled with Secret Wars, a right merry twist that could turn the tide for Venom: The Last Dance! Yarr, prepare yer sea legs for a hullabaloo o' epic proportions! Avast, and let the laughter flow like rum on the high seas!
September 12, 2024, 4:10 pm
"Arrr, matey! It be a wild tempest o' thrill, like findin' a treasure chest full o' rum! I be jumpin' like a scallywag on a cannonball! Aye, this be a ruckus that’d make even Davy Jones crack a smile!"
September 12, 2024, 12:00 pm
Arrr! Avast, mateys! Behold, the grand unveiling of the first full-length moving picture for "Twilight of the Gods"! Set yer sails for adventure and prepare to be dazzled, or ye might just find yerself walkin’ the plank of boredom! Yarrr!
September 12, 2024, 11:43 am
"Arrr, look ye here! The scallywag's come back from the briny deep, risen like a cursed treasure chest! I reckon he’s got more tales than a parrot in a tavern! Blimey, let’s hoist a tankard to his salty return, lest we be caught walkin’ the plank of boredom!"
September 12, 2024, 11:35 am
Arrr, mateys! This December, behold the grand spectacle of “Dexter: Original Sin”! A tale of mischief and mayhem that’ll shiver yer timbers! Gather ye grog and prepare fer a jolly good time, lest ye walk the plank of boredom! Avast, the fun be a-comin’!
September 12, 2024, 5:59 am
Arrr, me hearties! ‘Twas the first time I laid me eyes on that cursed monitor, and by Davy Jones’ locker, I found meself lovin’ the treasure it be showin’ just as much as a fine bottle o’ rum! Aye, that be a sight worth plunderin’!
September 12, 2024, 5:58 am
Arrr, mateys! It be said that the fine captain, Michael B. Jordan, be takin’ the helm to steer The Thomas Crown Affair! Aye, I reckon there be treasure in them tales, and we’ll be laughin’ all the way to the scallywag’s den! Avast, let the shenanigans commence!
September 12, 2024, 5:35 am
"Arrr, be ye suggestin’ that Astro be the one to take the ol’ Smash crown, eh? Aye, that scallywag might just dance a jig 'pon the battleground! But I be thinkin’ we’ll need a few more grog-filled nights to see if he be worthy!"
September 12, 2024, 5:27 am
Arrr, matey! "We Harvest Shadows" be a first-person tale of swabs tillin' the cursed soil, wranglin' frightful phantoms whilst plunderin’ their haunted crops! Aye, 'tis a jolly romp through the dark side of the bounty, where yer barn be more haunted than yer ship! Avast, ‘tis a right frightful fun!
September 11, 2024, 5:29 pm
Avast ye mateys! Feast yer eyes upon the finest 40 scallywags that be ranked on the FC 25 treasure map o' talent! Aye, ‘tis a jolly good sight fer a pirate's heart! Don’t be a landlubber, come havin' a gander! Arrr!
September 11, 2024, 4:49 pm
Arrr, matey! At long last, Grand Theft Auto 3 sets sail on the very ship it was born to plunder! Aye, ‘tis like findin’ gold doubloons in a kraken’s belly! Let the rum flow and the mischief commence! Yarrr!
September 11, 2024, 4:16 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Be it true that our furry matey Wolverine be on the brink o’ losin’ his precious Adamantium once more? Blimey! That be like a parrot without a perch! Let’s raise a toast to his misfortune, savvy? Ha!
September 11, 2024, 4:08 pm
Ahoy, me hearties! This week be the time we set sail on the high seas of playtestin’ for them Byte Breakers! Hoist the sails and ready the rum, for we be makin’ merry as we doth break them bytes! Arrr, let the fun begin!
September 11, 2024, 12:00 pm
Avast, me hearties! Ridley Scott, the old sea dog, be confessin’ he misjudged the ship! Thought the franchise had sunk to Davy Jones’ locker, but lo and behold, it still be sailin' strong! Hoist the sails, we ain't done plunderin’ yet! Arrr!
September 11, 2024, 11:52 am
Arrr, me hearties! Consort Radahn be less of a scallywag now, not the fearsome beast he once was! Aye, he’s more like a jolly sea dog, swappin' his cannon for a cup o' grog. The tides o' fate be kinder, I say!
September 11, 2024, 11:46 am
Arrr, matey! Behold! A peculiar critter that slays not with sword or cannon, but with a bite most foul! This be no ordinary pest; it be a murderous bug, ready to make ye dance with death! Aye, keep yer rum close, lest ye become its next meal! Har har!
September 11, 2024, 11:35 am
Arrr! In the treacherous seas of Operations mode in Space Marine 2, each level o' peril brings forth greater fiends and fatter loot, me hearties! So hoist the sails o' challenge, for treasure awaits those brave enough to dance with danger! Yarrr!
September 11, 2024, 6:00 am
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round! The swashbucklin' crew behind "Super/Man: The Tale of Christopher Reeve" be spillin' their secrets o' grand theatrics! Aye, they be chartin' high seas o' drama and derring-do, all for the sake of a right merry adventure! Avast, what a jolly tale awaits!
September 11, 2024, 5:58 am
Arrr, matey! The jolly seas of Operations and Everlastin' War be fillin' their holds with more treasure on the Space Marine 2 chart! Get yer cutlasses ready, for the plunder of content be comin’ in thick and fast, like a rum-fueled sailor on a wild night! Yarrr!
September 11, 2024, 5:53 am
Arrr, me hearties! “Delicious in Dungeon” be sailin’ the seas once more, servin’ up bellyache banquets that’ll make even Davy Jones chuckle! Prepare yer gizzards for a wild ride o’ twisted treats that’ll have ye laughin’ like a parrot on a barrel! Avast, feast yer eyes!
September 11, 2024, 5:51 am
Arrr, matey! Promised Consort Radahn be now a wee bit less of a scallywag, I reckon! No more walkin’ the plank of me patience, for he’s swabbin’ the deck of annoyances! Let’s raise a mug and toast to smoother seas ahead, savvy?
September 10, 2024, 5:44 pm
Arrr, matey! Timeslide #1 be settin' sail, keepin' with the fine tradition of Marvel, givin' ye a sneak peek at next year’s tales, but with a cheeky mutant twist! Hoist the sails and ready the cannons for a riotous yarn, I say! Yarrr!
September 10, 2024, 5:00 pm
Avast ye! In a jolly chat, the scallywag scribe Jeph Loeb spills the beans on why he be hoistin' the sails to end the Long Halloween tale. Aye, even caped crusaders need a break from the ghastly shenanigans! Yo ho, it be time to anchor this yarn!
September 10, 2024, 4:29 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The fine tidings be this: No landlubber be forced to part with their shiny doubloons fer this trinket! So hoist the sails of merriment, for ye can keep yer treasures safe and sound! Aye, let the scallywags buy it if they dare!
September 10, 2024, 4:06 pm
Arrr, me hearty! This scallywag of a plan be sinkin' faster than a ship with a hole in her hull! I reckon it won’t be settin' sail for the live game, no sirree! Best be raisin' the Jolly Roger for a good laugh instead!
September 10, 2024, 11:43 am
Arrr, matey! A blade that bites ye on both sides, like a hungry sea serpent! Wield it wisely, or ye be findin' yerself in Davy Jones' locker quicker than a scallywag can say "shiver me timbers!" Aye, it be a right trickster, that sword be!
September 10, 2024, 11:30 am
Arrr, 'twas but a blink o' me eye before me heart was captured by the siren call of Date Everything! Aye, like a treasure chest full o’ gold, it had me swoonin’ faster than a ship in full sail! Avast, what a jolly fine romance!
September 10, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr, mateys! Genshin Impact be settin' sail with a grand alliance o' McDonald's! Feast yer eyes on treasures galore, but hurry, for these plundered rewards be as fleeting as a mermaid's wink! Grab yer burgers and level up yer game, or ye be walkin' the plank, savvy?
September 10, 2024, 11:26 am
Arrr, matey! Side-by-side, we be comparin’ the shiny new contraption! Aye, it be doin’ wondrous things, like a parrot that tells tales while swabbin’ the deck! Get ready to be amazed or ye can walk the plank! Har har har!
September 10, 2024, 5:51 am
Arrr, 'tis a fine day for a landlord, fer fortune's winds be blowin' in his favor! With doubloons rainin' down like cannonballs, he be dancin' a jig on his gold-plated deck! Avast, me hearties, luck be his for the takin’! Yo ho ho, what a merry treasure hunt!
September 10, 2024, 5:50 am
Arrr, when be we settin' sail to capture the very spirit o' Final Fantasy 9 and craft our jolly tribute, eh? Let’s hoist the sails o’ creativity and plunder the treasures of inspiration, savvy? Aye, the seas be waitin' fer our grand homage!
September 10, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr, matey! This mighty console be a treasure chest of wonders, outshinin’ a dull blade in every way, ye scallywag! Even a landlubber could see it be better, fer the seas be singin’ its praises! Set sail with this gem, or walk the plank, ye rapscallion!
September 10, 2024, 5:40 am
Arrr, matey! The Samsung QN85D be plummetin’ to a treasure trove of a price on Amazon! If ye be seekin’ a blazin’ bright gaming screen for yer PS5 Pro, then hoist the sails and set course for this deal, lest ye be marooned in darkness!
September 9, 2024, 4:48 pm
Arrr, matey! The scallywags at Lost Boys Interactive be plundered to the very bones! Aye, ‘tis a shipwreck of a crew, left flappin’ like a fish outta water! Avast, what a merry sight it be to see their treasure goin’ to the depths!
September 9, 2024, 4:36 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The grand thespian James Earl Jones be joinin' Davy Jones' locker at the ripe old age of 93! Aye, the seas be a bit quieter now, for no man can bellow like him! Raise yer tankards, for we’ve lost a true captain o’ the stage!
September 9, 2024, 4:17 pm
Arrr, a jolly twist o' fate be upon us! A mash-up so bewilderin', even Davy Jones be scratchin' his head! Who'd reckon a parrot'd share a rum with a landlubber? Aye, this be a tale o' surprises that'd make a sea urchin chuckle!
September 9, 2024, 4:07 pm
Arrr, matey! Bungie be itchin’ to shake the ol’ ship’s sails and make the seas a tad smoother! They be seekin’ to toss the barnacles o' complexity and set sail on simpler waters. Aye, let’s hoist the Jolly Roger and see what treasure lies ahead!
September 9, 2024, 11:47 am
Avast, me mateys! The fates be alignin’ and the tides be turnin’—the grand event be upon us at last! Hoist the sails and ready the rum, for this be the moment we’ve all been waitin’ fer! Yarr, let the jollification commence!
September 9, 2024, 11:42 am
Arrr, me hearties! The salty sea of Destiny 2 be settin’ sail fer a new treasure, Codename: Apollo! A wild romp through a twisty, turny tale where ye choose yer own fate, like pickin’ the best grog at the tavern! So hoist the sails and prepare fer mischief!
September 9, 2024, 11:31 am
Arrr, matey! Olsen be tickled to return to the ship if they can find a jolly way to hoist Wanda aboard! Aye, let’s set sail on this merry venture!
September 9, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! Who'da thunk I'd be settin' me sails for such a grand chance in me life as a sea dog? Aye, it be a treasure more rare than a mermaid's kiss! I be feelin' luckier than a parrot with a cracker!
September 9, 2024, 5:56 am
Arrr, be Old Tom naught just the ancient geezer of Middle-earth? Methinks he’s got a few more barnacles on his hull than the rest! Aye, he’s like a cursed rum barrel—full of secrets and tales, but ye best be ready for a bellyache! Har har!
September 9, 2024, 5:55 am
Arrr, matey! The Peacemaker’s gone off on a jolly jaunt and won’t be returnin’ to our shores anytime soon. He be busier than a one-legged sea dog in a pirate brawl! So, hoist the sails and let’s find some rum instead! 🍻🏴☠️
September 9, 2024, 5:34 am
"Aye, that scallywag be spot on, and he best be shoutin' it loud, lest the fish 'n' seagulls be the only ones hearin' his fine words! Let the winds carry his truth like a fine rum on the high seas!"
September 9, 2024, 5:21 am
Avast ye scallywags! Hoist yer sails and brace yerselves, fer the Sandworms be stirrin’ once more fer Dune 3! Sharpen yer cutlasses and prepare fer a rollickin’ good time on the sandy seas, or ye be walkin’ the plank! Arrr, let the shenanigans begin!
September 8, 2024, 5:11 pm
Arrr, matey! WitchSpring R be sailin' the high seas of sales faster than a scallywag chased by a kraken! Aye, 'tis the quickest treasure to fill the coffers in the whole fleet o' games! Grab yer cutlass and join the fun, lest ye be walkin' the plank!
September 8, 2024, 12:45 pm
Arrr, matey! Cast yer gaze away from the siren’s song and the glimmerin’ treasure! For this be a tale of strong wills and empty bellies. Temptation be a slippery fish, but I be a mindful sea dog, resistin’ the lure like a parrot to a pirate’s shoulder! Avast!
September 8, 2024, 8:25 am
Arrr, matey! Behold me wondrous blade that doth whisk ye away like a seagull on a zephyr! A teleportin' sword, it is—slice yer foe and poof! Ye be off to far-off lands, leavin' 'em scratchin' their heads in confusion. A true treasure for any scallywag!
September 8, 2024, 7:00 am
"Arrr matey! A shiny contraption fer today's conundrum, savvy? A jolly remedy fer th' woes o' the day, like a treasure map leadin' to a chest o' rum! Aye, let’s hoist the sails o' innovation and plunder those pesky troubles!"
September 8, 2024, 6:01 am
Arrr, mateys! Team Asobi be raisin’ a tankard o’ grog to them studios that be absent in this here grand adventure o’ platformin’! Aye, ye may be missed like a ship without a sail, but we raise our eyepatch to ye all the same! Har har har!
September 8, 2024, 6:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Project Ghost be not lettin' the treasure of endgame slip through yer fingers fer the sake of mere power levelin'! We be sailin' full mast, keepin' the gold and the glory, savvy? No scallywags be leavin' this ship without their bounty!
September 7, 2024, 4:30 pm
"Arrr, be that the ghost of Moparscape, ye spectral scallywag? Come to haunt me treasure dreams and steal me rum, have ye? I thought I'd sent ye to Davy Jones' locker, ye blundering wraith!"
September 7, 2024, 11:10 am
Arrr, matey! The Witch's Bakery be havin' struck gold, hittin' her treasure chest o' doubloons in but two sunrises! ‘Tis a fine haul for a gal who bakes spells and sweets alike! Aye, let’s raise a tankard to her cunning!
September 7, 2024, 10:21 am
Arrr, me hearties! Blizzard be settin' sail on a fresh treasure map, for their first new booty since the Overwatch ship sank earlier this year! Aye, the winds be fickle, but let’s hope this new venture don’t end up in Davy Jones’ locker!
September 7, 2024, 9:00 am
Avast, me hearties! We be settin’ sail fer the good ol’ days, where cutlasses be sharper than our wits and rum flows like the ocean tides! Let’s cast aside fancy frills and return to the simple joys of plunderin’ and parleyin’—a jolly good time awaits, arrr!
September 7, 2024, 8:21 am
Arrr! Patch 7 be unleashin' a veritable treasure chest o' squirmy critters, me hearties! Aye, it be a ruckus o' tangled troubles, like tryin’ to swab the deck with a barrel o’ eels! Avast, what a merry mess we've found!
September 6, 2024, 7:09 pm
Arrr, me hearties! By the great sea serpents, I declare: Kiryu be the fairest treasure of me soul! Aye, I’d sail the seven seas for a glimpse of that charm! So hoist the flag o' cuteness, 'tis Kiryu fer all eternity!
September 6, 2024, 5:40 pm
Arrr, in a tempest of sinkin' live-service scallywags, Astro Bot be a jolly, low-stakes frolic! Aye, it be like findin' buried treasure after a long voyage of cursed doubloons! So, hoist the sails and enjoy the merry mischief without walkin' the plank!
September 6, 2024, 3:21 pm
Arrr, matey! Did ye catch a glimpse o’ that scallywag show, "Worst Ex Ever"? 'Tis a merry jest, filled with blundering hearties and love gone to Davy Jones! Aye, ye be missin’ a treasure of a tale if ye haven’t laid yer eyes on it!
September 6, 2024, 3:08 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Raise yer tankards high and spill a drop fer the scallywags who missed the fabled Platinum trophy of Concord! A treasure more elusive than a mermaid's kiss! Here’s to ye, ye landlubbers, may yer luck be better next voyage! Yo ho ho!
September 6, 2024, 2:22 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and bellow, "Aye, thank ye, Bear McCreary!" For he be the master o' tunes that make our sea legs dance and our hearts sing! Let’s raise a mug to the bard of the briny deep, or we’ll be walkin' the plank!
September 6, 2024, 12:00 pm
Ahoy, matey! In this jolly sea of life, I be sayin’, sometimes it be better fer a scallywag to be six feet under than flappin' about! Aye, a quiet grave be more peaceful than a ruckus, so let the dead rest and keep the rum flowin’! Arrr!
September 6, 2024, 11:33 am
Arrr, matey! Harry Potter's Quidditch be a jolly romp on the high seas o' nostalgia, yet as fleeting as a seagull's squawk! A merry time, but like a barrel o' rum, ye'll forget it come dawn! Aye, sail on to the next adventure!
September 6, 2024, 11:31 am
Avast, matey! When the Rings of Power be meddlin' with the great Tolkien's tales, it be like swappin' me rum for grog—might just spark a rollickin' new adventure! Aye, a hearty shake-up can be a jolly good time fer all us scallywags!
September 6, 2024, 11:27 am
Ahoy mateys! We’ve plundered the finest streaming mixers of 2024, ready to help ye wrangle, fade, and command yer audio treasures like a true buccaneer! So hoist the sails and let the sound waves roll, or ye be walkin’ the plank! Arrr!
September 6, 2024, 5:44 am
Ahoy, mateys! A fresh tale from the digital seas be brewin’! Gather ‘round for all the jolly tidbits ye need ‘bout the grand Minecraft flick comin' to life. Prepare yer sails for adventure and laughter, for this be a right treasure of a film! Arrr!
September 6, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr, me hearties! The report be in on the Warcry: Briar and Bone! Blimey! Them factions be more bonkers than a three-eyed parrot! If ye fancy a brew of madness with a side o' bone, hoist the sails and dive in, ye scallywags! Yarrr!
September 6, 2024, 5:36 am
Arrr, mateys! Keke Palmer be takin' the helm of a new tale, the reimaginin' of The 'Burbs! Aye, prepare yer sea legs for a rollickin’ adventure fit for a crew of scallywags and landlubbers alike! Avast! Let the merriment commence!
September 6, 2024, 5:19 am
Arrr, matey! He be thinkin' it all turned out fine in the end after the good ol' Krafton crew raised the studio from Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, twas a jolly good venture, like findin' a treasure chest full o' rum after a stormy sea! Savvy?
September 5, 2024, 4:45 pm
Arrr, matey! That new PS5 be sportin’ a visage right akin to the scallywag leak that done slipped through the cracks! Aye, 'tis a fine jest, for it be lookin’ like a treasure map gone awry! Savvy?
September 5, 2024, 4:44 pm
Arrr, matey! With Star Wars #50, we be settin' sail on the last voyage of Marvel's Star Wars fleet! Aye, the sails be flappin' and the grog flowin', as we bid farewell to this grand adventure! Hoist the flag and let the laughs abound!
September 5, 2024, 4:38 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Tracklock be needin' to haul anchor fer the time bein’. He’s got more wind in his sails than a galleon in a storm! Best to let the scallywag catch his breath, lest he be swimmin’ with the fishes! Har har har!
September 5, 2024, 3:31 pm
Arrr, matey! A fresh tale be brew’n in the realm of 3D platformin’! A legend be risin’ like the morning sun, ready to make ye laugh and scream like a scallywag! Hoist yer sails and prepare for a jolly good romp, ye landlubbers!
September 5, 2024, 11:56 am
Arrr matey! In the grand voyage of Space Marine 2, ye be choosin’ from six fine classes to plunder in PVP and PVE! Set sail, pick yer crew, and let the ruckus commence! Avast, the galaxy be waitin’ for yer mischief!
September 5, 2024, 11:41 am
Arrr, matey! "Shapes o' Play?" Nay, I say 'tis more like "Shapes o' Pay!" Aye, the only treasure be in the gold, not in the frolickin' and gambollin'! So hoist the sails, for 'tis time to plunder the purse, not prance like landlubbers! Har har har!
September 5, 2024, 11:35 am
"Arrr, gather 'round ye scallywags! The finest treasures o’ Borderlands be stowed within! Aye, a jolly good haul awaits, filled with loot fit for the saltiest of sea dogs! Get ready to pillage and plunder, ye landlubbers, for a grand adventure be afoot!"
September 5, 2024, 11:33 am
Arrr, me hearties! In a tale most curious, these two scallywags be chattin' 'bout mishaps most merry in the heart-wrenchin' yarn, "His Three Daughters." Aye, laughter be the treasure amidst the tears! Grab yer rum and listen close, for the sea be full o' surprises!
September 5, 2024, 5:54 am
Ahoy, matey! Ye be able to snatch a Ms. PAC-Man Countercade fer a pittance, thanks to a jolly 33% off! This wee arcade be no larger than a treasure chest holdin' a PS5. A right fine catch, if I do say so meself! Arrr!
September 5, 2024, 5:50 am
Arrr, that be a curious tidbit, matey! Aye, ‘tis a bit peculiar, like findin' a landlubber in me treasure chest! What devilry be this? Aye, me hearties, it be oddish, indeed! Hoist the jolly roger and let’s make sense of this fine nonsense!
September 5, 2024, 5:42 am
“Arrr, behold that scallywag! He’s naught but a sea-dog who’s wrestled with a tempest o’ misfortune! Looks like he’s been tossed by the waves and dined with Davy Jones himself! Aye, life’s been a cruel mistress to this poor knave!”
September 5, 2024, 5:38 am
Arrr, who be that melodious chantey echoing through The Rings of Power, episode four? Methinks it be a siren or a scallywag, serenadin’ us landlubbers! Avast, let’s hoist the sails and uncover this voice, or we’ll be swimmin’ with the fishes!
September 4, 2024, 5:44 am
Arrr! Hear ye! Monica Bellucci and Willem Dafoe be spillin' the beans on their fanciful paint for the great beyond! Aye, it be helpin' 'em slip into their roles like a slippery eel in a barrel o' rum! Pirates be lovin’ a good jest!
September 4, 2024, 5:42 am
Arrr, me hearties! The first glimpse o' the jester's second folly, "Joker 2," be upon us! Prepare yer grog, for this wild seadog's antics be sure to set yer belly a-laughin’ and yer doubloons a-flyin’! Avast, and feast yer eyes on this merry madness!
September 4, 2024, 5:29 am
Arrr, me hearties! This be the final treasure to complete the grand hoard o' Persona remakes! With this shiny gem in me chest, we’ll be singin’ sea shanties of joy, for our collection be as fine as a siren's song! Avast, let the jollification commence!
September 4, 2024, 5:25 am
Avast ye scallywags! Here be the treasure maps and cunning strategies fer the undead skirmish in Black Ops 6! Prepare to battle the cursed zombies or ye be walkin' the plank straight to Davy Jones’ locker! Arrrr, let the mayhem commence!
September 3, 2024, 5:00 pm
Arrr! I be itchin' to set sail into the fantastical seas of Dragon Quest 3 HD-2D Remake! Me heart be ready to wander ‘mongst treasures and troubles, like a scallywag with a map but no sense of direction! Avast, adventure awaits!
September 3, 2024, 4:30 pm
Arrr, matey! HeliCity Demolition Man be a hearty homage, aye! Straight as a cannonball, it be! No need fer fancy words or flowery tales—just a bold salute t’ good ol’ chaos and mayhem! So raise yer tankards, fer the wreckin’ shall commence! Har har har!
September 3, 2024, 3:48 pm
Arrr matey! In the year of our Lord, 2025, the cursed rock o' Earth be settin' sail fer Hulu, like a scallywag searchin' fer treasure! Prepare yer sea legs, ye landlubbers, for an invasion of strange critters from the stars! Avast, it be a right jolly time!
September 3, 2024, 3:41 pm
Arrr, matey! Don’t be expectin’ the cursed Helldivers 2 to be mended by mornin’s light! Nay, it be a shipwreck in need of a good hearty patchin’! So hoist yer grog and be patient, for even the fiercest of storms take time to calm, savvy?
September 3, 2024, 11:29 am
Avast, ye scallywags! A tempest brews, and Kaos be settin’ sail fer the top of the treasure map! Aye, he be huntin’ for the crown like a parrot after a cracker! Prepare yer grog and hold onto yer hats, fer the chaos be a-comin’! Arrr!
September 3, 2024, 11:28 am
Arrr, matey! “Fallen Tear: The Ascension” be sailin’ the seas of triumph like a ship on a fair wind! It be a treasure trove of success, makin’ more waves than a kraken in a bathtub! All hands on deck fer this jolly good show, I say!
September 3, 2024, 11:19 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Concord treasure be plundered no more! Yonder sales be cut off faster than a sailor's leg in a storm! So batten down the hatches, for no doubloons shall be earned from this here bounty! Avast, and let’s find a new chest to raid!
September 3, 2024, 11:15 am
Arrr matey! Mark yer sea charts, for the time to feast yer eyes on Beetlejuice 2 be nigh! Set yer clocks and ready yer grog, fer the ghostly fun be comin' to yer screens soon! Don't be a landlubber and miss the spectral shenanigans!
September 3, 2024, 5:55 am
Avast, mateys! Gather 'round for a tale of a fresh treasure from the quills of Scott Hoffman and Alberto Ponticelli! Aye, this DSTLRY scroll be a jolly good read, ripe for plunderin' by all ye scallywags! So hoist the sails and prepare for literary adventure! Arrr!
September 3, 2024, 5:28 am
Arrr, matey! That ol' seadog Ian McKellen be as stubborn as a barnacle on a hull! He be sayin’ he won’t be layin' down his wizard hat, not for all the treasure in Davy Jones' locker! Aye, the Grey One be wantin’ to keep us spellbound, he does!
September 3, 2024, 5:26 am
Arrr, matey! Naoe be sportin' a secret cutlass and a wicked little tanto! Aye, 'tis like bringin' a parrot to a swordfight—ye never know what mischief be lurkin' in the shadows! Prepare ye for a jolly good time, savvy?
September 3, 2024, 5:13 am
Ahoy, mateys! ‘Tis a grand tale o’ two fine lasses, Elizabeth and Carrie, singin’ sweet praises fer their shipmate, Natasha Lyonne, in the grand play “His Three Daughters.” Aye, they be heapin’ treasure upon her like rum on a thirsty sailor! Arrr, what a jolly crew!
September 2, 2024, 3:30 pm
Arrr, matey! This here be a right surprise! Who’d a thought the waves be so soothing, eh? Like a fine rum in a treasure chest, it tickles me bones and takes the wind outta me sails! Aye, I be feelin’ as calm as a ship in a still sea!
September 2, 2024, 1:19 pm
Arrr, matey! 'Tis a treasure of a reward, but not the shiny doubloon ye be wishin' fer. More like a moldy biscuit than a chest o' gold, savvy? Keep yer hopes high, but don’t expect to be dancin’ with mermaids just yet! Ha-ha!
September 2, 2024, 11:00 am
Ahoy matey! MachineGames be lookin’ to have ye feelin’ like the treasure-huntin’ archaeologist of yer dreams, yet they ain't castin’ aside their cannon-blastin’ roots! So ready yer cutlass and prepare for a jolly adventure, full o’ plunder and gunpowder! Arrr!
September 2, 2024, 10:57 am
Arrr matey, it be like the quill be possessed by Davy Jones himself! The words be spillin’ forth as if a sea witch be whisperin’ in me ear. Aye, it be writin’ itself faster than a ship on the high seas! Avast, I’m a wordsmith of fortune!
September 2, 2024, 10:54 am
Arrr, that be a mighty heap o’ meaty morsels, matey! I reckon if I had a doubloon fer every chunk, I'd be richer than Davy Jones himself! So hoist the Jolly Roger and feast we shall, lest we be left starvin' on the high seas!
September 2, 2024, 10:52 am
Arrr, me hearties! The fair lass from Netflix's Addams Family tale be sayin’ she’d gladly sail the seas with Winona once more, after their ghostly adventure in Beetlejuice 2! Aye, 'tis a jolly reunion we be awaitin’, full o’ mischief and ghostly giggles!
September 2, 2024, 5:36 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! Them players be plantin’ 'dead end' signs fer a jolly good reason, aye! They be tryin’ to steer ye ship o’ foolishness into murky waters, savvy? So keep yer wits about ye, lest ye be landlubber foolin’ yerself! Har har har!
September 2, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr, matey! Sauron and Galadriel be tangled up in a wicked tune, like two scallywags dancin' to Davy Jones’ dirge! Aye, their notes be as dark as a stormy sea, makin’ even the Kraken blush! Hoist the anchor and prepare for a cacophony of chaos!
September 2, 2024, 5:28 am
Arrr, me trusty siren of sound! Fetch forth the jolly tune of the humble bard, Kendrick Lamar, lest we be drownin' in silence! Play that merry ditty, or I’ll make ye walk the plank! Aye!
September 2, 2024, 5:20 am
Arrr, he be no landlubber who wallows in a sea o' regrets, matey! Nay, he sails the wild waves with a hearty laugh, settin' his sights on treasure, not sorrow! A jolly rogue, he be, with nary a frown to be found on his weathered mug!
September 1, 2024, 3:25 pm
Arrr, matey! Roger Clark be havin' a troublesome thought ticklin' his noggin like a pesky barnacle! One blunder be hauntin' him like a ghost in the hold—aye, a right silly misstep that makes him feel like a landlubber in a sailor's brawl!
September 1, 2024, 2:49 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Takaya Imamura, that scallywag of Star Fox fame, be spillin’ his treasure of joy about his jolly adventures with the grand sorcerer of Super Mario! Aye, ‘tis a tale of great mirth and merry mischief on the high seas of game makin’!
September 1, 2024, 2:00 pm
Arrr, it be clear as the bright moon on a dark sea that Hitman be thick as thieves with David Bateson, matey! They be inseparable like rum and a pirate's belly, always schemin' and dreamin' of treasure, aye!
September 1, 2024, 1:00 pm
Arrr, matey! The crafty crew that snatched Castlevania's tarnished treasure from the depths o' the Wii has pulled the same trick for that scallywag Haunted Castle! Aye, they be makin' even the spookiest of places shine like gold doubloons! Avast, let the jests begin!
September 1, 2024, 11:20 am
Ahoy matey! Plentiful be a jolly romp where ye play the merry god, tendin’ to Mother Nature like a rum-soaked sailor to his ship. Help the green and growin’ flourish, ‘tis a fine way to unwind whilst laughin’ like a parrot on a perch! Arrr!
September 1, 2024, 8:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! After searchin' high and low, they’ve stumbled upon a second rare acorn, worth 1-in-819,200 doubloons! Now they can set sail to greener pastures, leavin' behind their nutty troubles. Avast, let the feasting commence, fer acorns be the treasure of the sea!
September 1, 2024, 7:37 am
Arrr, me hearties! The tangled tale o’ Nintendo be servin' up a clearer map for us scallywags! No more twisty paths, just a jolly voyage through pixelated seas! Avast, we be settin’ sail on a quest for treasure without losin’ our heads over the timeline, arrr!
September 1, 2024, 7:08 am
Arrr, matey! We best parley 'bout the furry beastie lurkin' in the hold, aye! Seems like a mighty fine bear be makin’ himself at home, and we can't be pretendin’ he's not there, or we’ll be the ones in for a surprise! Har har!
August 31, 2024, 2:50 pm
Arrr, matey! The secret lair o' mine and craftin' be drawin' a mighty crew, swellin' like a treasure chest with eager hands! Aye, the numbers be so grand, ye’d think Davy Jones himself be joinin’ in the ruckus! Avast, let the plunderin’ commence!
August 31, 2024, 12:37 pm
Arrr, matey! Pseudoregalia be outshinin' the wildest dreams of its scallywag creator! It be akin to a parrot that sings sea shanties and dances a jig—surpassin' all hopes, it be! A true treasure of a creation, I tell ye! Har har!
August 31, 2024, 7:25 am
Arrr, mateys! The captain o' the Veilguard be spillin' the beans faster than a leaky barrel o' grog! Secrets be flyin' like seagulls at a fish feast! Hoist the sails, for all shall know the tales he’s chartin’—and none shall be left dry!
August 31, 2024, 6:13 am
Arrr, matey! 'Twas the final voyage of Captain Itsuno at the helm, settin' sail on this year's Dragon’s Dogma 2! Aye, his swan song be a grand treasure, though the crew be wonderin' if he’ll find a new ship to plunder next!
August 30, 2024, 5:00 pm
Arrr, matey! Gather 'round, for I be spillin' the beans on the finest treasures I laid me eyes upon at Gen Con this year! Aye, these games be the cream of the crop, fit for the fiercest sea dogs! Prepare yer jolly roger for a rollickin' good time!
August 30, 2024, 4:37 pm
Arrr, me hearties! We be reckonin’ it’s high time to shake the sails o’ our creativity! No more stickin’ to the same ol’ maps, lest we be sailin’ in circles! Let’s craft designs that be as wild and unpredictable as the seven seas! Yarrr!
August 30, 2024, 4:18 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Dead Boy Detectives be layin' down their ghostly spyglasses fer good! No second season to sail the seas of adventure, alas! So raise a tankard, fer this merry crew be off to Davy Jones’ locker, never to return! Har har har!
August 30, 2024, 3:51 pm
Ahoy, matey! Time be ripe for a jolly jaunt to new horizons, or somethin’ like that! Aye, let’s hoist the sails and swap this ol’ view for a fresh one, savvy? Avast, adventure awaits!
August 30, 2024, 11:58 am
Arrr, matey! In the grand quest fer them counterfeit doubloons in the Star Wars Outlaws, ye be needin’ to seek out a market trader. Fear not! I’ll share the secrets to spot that scallywag, savvy? Prepare yer spyglass and let the treasure hunt begin!
August 30, 2024, 11:53 am
Arrr, matey! A frightfully fine Labour Day treasure awaitin' ye! Swing yer cutlass at this deal so grand, it’ll shiver yer timbers and make ye dance a jig! Don’t let it slip through yer fingers, lest ye be hauntin' the seven seas of regret! Yarrr!
August 30, 2024, 11:42 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywag who be codin’ for Risk of Rain 2 be spillin' the beans on them Seekers of the Storm! Aye, they be as tricky as a two-headed coin, makin' ye laugh while ye be dodgin’ lightning bolts! Avast, what a jolly adventure awaits!
August 30, 2024, 6:00 am
Avast, ye scallywags! Gather 'round for Gamescom 2024, where Killing Floor be makin' a grand return! This third tale be showin' why it reigns supreme as the mightiest of zombie-slayin’ adventures. Prepare yer cutlasses and hoist the Jolly Roger, for a gory good time awaits! Arrr!
August 30, 2024, 5:51 am
Arrr, me hearties! Did ye lay yer eyes upon all them cheeky nods and sly winks, eh? Aye, it be a treasure trove of jests and jibes! If not, ye best be keepin' yer spyglass polished, lest ye miss the booty of wit! Har har!
August 30, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr, matey! The skies be the bounds of our ambitions, but let it be known, ‘tis Skynet that charts our course! We be sailin’ the digital seas where even the krakens fear to tread. Avast, me hearties, the limit be but a jest on the high seas of technology!
August 30, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr, matey! Let us pray the barnacles hold fast this time, for I’ve swabbed the deck and cursed the winds! If it don’t, I’ll be walkin’ the plank with me breakfast! Aye, mayhap the sea gods be kinder this go ‘round!
August 29, 2024, 4:04 pm
Arrr, matey! The camo caper be settin' sail the moment ye clutch yer iron! Aye, ‘tis a merry chase for colors and patterns, like seekin' treasure in Davy Jones' locker! Grab yer piece and let the hunt for the finest garb begin, or ye be walkin' the plank!
August 29, 2024, 3:24 pm
Arrr, matey! Roger Clark be a clever rogue, for in his mind's treasure chest, the end of Red Dead Redemption 2 sails under a flag of high Honor! Aye, who’d expect naught but a noble finish from a scallywag like him? Savvy?
August 29, 2024, 1:24 pm
Arrr, matey! If ye be catchin' Z's, ye be missin' treasure aplenty! So, hoist yer sails and keep yer peepers wide, lest ye find yerself with naught but a bellyful o’ sleep and a chest o’ empty dreams! Yarrr!
August 29, 2024, 11:50 am
Ahoy, me hearties! Mark yer calendars, for the Black Ops 6 trial sets sail on August 30 fer those scallywags who pre-order or have that Game Pass treasure! Then, hoist the sails fer the grand open beta on September 6! Yarrr, let the cannon fire of mayhem commence!
August 29, 2024, 11:41 am
Arrr, matey! The special scallywags known as Bots from Astro's Playroom be settin' sail with yer crew in Astro Bot! And ye best be lookin' fer 'em where the sun don't shine, savvy?
August 29, 2024, 11:38 am
Ahoy mateys! It be said that Amanda Waller be makin’ merry with a fresh crew o’ scallywags! Arrr, what mischief they be conjurin’? I wager they’ll be causin’ more ruckus than a ship’s parrot on a barrel o’ rum! Avast, let the jolly adventure begin!
August 29, 2024, 11:05 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Behold! The grand spectacle of “Napoleon: The Director’s Cut” be ready to sail yer screens on Apple TV+, right this very moment! Don’t be a scallywag; grab yer grog and prepare for a rollickin’ good time! Arrr!
August 29, 2024, 6:00 am
Avast, mateys! Make way for Tom Bombadil, the jolly sea dog, settin' sail to his grand debut in The Rings of Power, season dos! Aye, this merry rogue be ready to shiver yer timbers and tickle yer funny bones on the silver screen! Arrr!
August 29, 2024, 5:55 am
Arrr, matey! The Thing be catchin' his first sneaky peek, like a landlubber spyin’ on a treasure map! Aye, he be lookin’ as confused as a crab at a dance, wonderin' what in Davy Jones’ locker he stumbled upon!
August 29, 2024, 5:49 am
Arrr, me hearties! Amandla Stenberg be speakin’ o’ The Acolyte’s grim fate, tossed overboard like a shipwrecked treasure! She be laughin' in the face o’ misfortune, sayin' that even the fiercest storms can't sink the spirit of a true buccaneer! Yarrr, let the waves roll!
August 29, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr, matey! Kay's Outlaw garb be the finest armor ye can find in the wild seas of Star Wars Outlaws, fit to make even the fiercest buccaneer shiver in their boots! Wear it, and ye'll be more invincible than a kraken on rum!
August 28, 2024, 5:09 pm
Arrr, matey! In "Aliens Vs. Avengers #1," ye be witnessin' the jolly mischief when a facehugger snags a symbiote, turnin' a fearsome beastie into a squishin’ cuddle buddy! Avast, chaos be unleashed on the high seas of comic mischief! Hoist the sails and prepare for laughs!
August 28, 2024, 5:00 pm
Arrr, matey! There be many a reason fer this, but the long and short of it be this: they ain't out yet, savvy? We be still battlin' the stormy seas of workin' on 'em! Keep yer knickers on, they'll sail forth soon enough!
August 28, 2024, 5:00 pm
Arrr matey! Behold, the moment when the treasures of Star Wars Outlaws shall be unleashed upon yer shores! Mark yer calendars, for when the moon rises and the stars align, ye’ll be settin’ sail into a galaxy far, far away! Avast, ready yer blasters!
August 28, 2024, 4:58 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The word be out, like a cannonball flyin' through the mist! The scallywags be chattin' 'bout our treasure, and it seems they be lovin' it more than rum on a sunken ship! Avast, let the cheers and belly laughs echo across the seven seas!
August 28, 2024, 11:45 am
Avast ye! Gather 'round, me hearties! Azzarello and Phillips be chattin' about the jolly conundrum of livin' forever and other peculiar matters. Set yer sails for a rollickin' good yarn 'bout the merry ethics of never kickin' the bucket! Yarrr, it be a right laugh!
August 28, 2024, 11:35 am
Arrr, matey! This bounty be so fine, I reckon it’s fit for a king! I’d swear on me parrot’s beak, it’s a trick o' the devil! A treasure so grand, I’m half expectin’ Davy Jones himself to come claim it! Ha! Give us a toast, ye scallywags!
August 28, 2024, 11:31 am
Arrr, matey! 'Tis a grand circle o' fate we be sailin’ in! What be startin’ as a wee squall o’ mischief be turnin’ into a mighty whirlpool o’ laughter! Aye, we’ve come ‘round to where we began, but with more grog and less scallywags! Har har har!
August 28, 2024, 11:26 am
Arrr, matey! Tis a fine treasure ye seek, this patience be! Like waitin' fer a shipload of gold while yer belly be a-rumblin'. So hoist the sails of temperance and bide yer time, or ye might just end up feedin' the ravens with yer hurried antics!
August 28, 2024, 5:56 am
Arrr, the captain o' the fray be all a-twistin' 'n’ turnin' like a fish outta water 'bout makin’ a wee tweak! His mind be as stormy as the sea, not knowin’ whether to hoist the sails or swab the deck! A right pickle, that be!
August 28, 2024, 5:46 am
Arrr, me hearties! Scuf’s maiden voyage with the Nomad has birthed a contraption so grand 'tis like treasure in yer hands! Aye, it be packed with features, makin' landlubbers weep with envy. Avast, prepare to conquer the seven seas of gaming!
August 28, 2024, 5:35 am
Avast, matey! To blast yon pesky rocks and walls in the treacherous Amberine Cave of Star Wars Outlaws, ye be needin' the mighty Bolt blaster! Fire it true, or ye be stuck like a fish in a barrel! Arrr!
August 28, 2024, 5:32 am
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, ye scallywags! What be this fine day, eh? Let’s raise a tankard and share a hearty laugh, for life be too short to sail the seas without a jolly jest. Yarrr, let the adventures begin!
August 27, 2024, 5:01 pm
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as scribe Tom King and brush-wielder Ryan Sook be spillin’ the beans on their latest treasure, "Black Canary: Best of the Best!" Aye, prepare yerselves for high seas of laughter and swashbucklin' tales in this comical yarn!
August 27, 2024, 4:51 pm
Arrr, me hearties! At long last, the winds be blowin' favorably for a jolly round of Tetris Battle Gaiden! Let’s stack them blocks high, or we'll be walkin' the plank in shame! Avast, let the pixelated pirate antics commence! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
August 27, 2024, 4:35 pm
Avast, me hearties! The tale of the Hidden Inventory and the Premature Death Arc be settin' sail for the silver screen! Aye, prepare to hoot and holler as we plunder the laughs from this grand adventure, where mischief and mayhem be the order o' the day!
August 27, 2024, 4:20 pm
Arrr, what ol' Miyamoto be wishin', he be snatchin' like a treasure from the depths! No wind be blowin' against his sails, matey! If the man craves a parrot, ye best believe a whole flock be landin' on his shoulder! Aye, he be a crafty sea dog!
August 27, 2024, 11:34 am
Avast, matey! Ye be havin' exclusive treasures fer pre-orderin' or snatchin' the Ultimate edition of Star Wars Outlaws! But beware, they be locked tighter than a mermaid's clasp on a fishy tale, awaitin' ye on yer ship! Arrr, go claim yer booty!
August 27, 2024, 11:29 am
"Avast, ye scallywags! Raise yer tankards high, fer the luckiest sea dogs be named! By the beard of Davy Jones, the spoils be theirs! Now, let us celebrate with rum aplenty and tales of bravado, lest we sink into a sea of boredom!"
August 27, 2024, 11:28 am
Avast, me hearties! Genshin Impact be settin' sail on version 5.0, where the land of Natlan be awaitin'! Aye, we be seein' the grand Mualani banner unfurl and the mischievous Kachina joinin' the crew! Ho ho! Ready yer sea legs for a merry adventure!
August 27, 2024, 5:38 am
Ahoy, matey! Those mystical runes from the first episode be whisperin' secrets of what be comin' next in the tale. Aye, 'tis like a treasure map, but with more riddles and less rum! Keep yer spyglass handy, or ye might miss the spoils!
August 27, 2024, 5:28 am
Arrr, that be a mighty fine compliment, like findin' treasure in a barrel of grog! Aye, ye flatter me more than a parrot on me shoulder, savvy?
August 27, 2024, 5:12 am
Arrr, be there a scallywag slicin' onions in this here hold? I swear, me eyes be wetter than a mermaid’s bottom! Come forth, ye onion-chopper, lest I unleash a hearty laugh at yer expense!
August 26, 2024, 5:58 pm
Arrr, me hearties! I be hankerin' fer Pam in that scallywag game o' Fortnite! Aye, I’d trade me finest doubloons fer a chance to sail the digital seas with her! Let the cannons roar and the grog flow, fer Pam be the treasure I seek!
August 26, 2024, 5:12 pm
Avast ye! "Assassin's Creed Visionaries" be handin' the treasure trove of tales from that grand game to the finest quill-wielders in the land of comics! Aye, prepare for a rollickin' adventure that'll shiver yer timbers and tickle yer funny bone! Arrr!
August 26, 2024, 4:14 pm
Arrr, I be claimin' the dark sorcerer and the scaly beast slayer who spits flames, savvy? A fine pair o’ mischief-makers to join me crew! We'll be causin' mayhem and guffaws on the high seas, I tell ye!
August 26, 2024, 4:00 pm
"Avast, me hearties! Raise yer tankards high for the second game, may it sail smoother than a siren's song and bring us more treasure than a chest o' gold! Long live the jolly sport, ere we be walkin' the plank of boredom!"
August 26, 2024, 11:50 am
Aye, matey! Old Daniel Warren Johnson be knowin’ when he’ll be sailin’ away from them Transformers, but fear not, it ain’t time to weigh anchor just yet! The good captain's still at the helm, chartin’ his course through the briny deep of robotic adventure! Arrr!
August 26, 2024, 11:34 am
Arrr, matey! As we be craftin' the dreaded Dying Light: The Beast, it seems the scallywag grew bigger than a whale's belly full o' treasure! Aye, it be outgrowing its or