April 5, 2025, 12:00 pm
Avast ye! Set sail on a grand adventure to unleash Scott Steiner, Rhea Ripley, and a motley crew in our WWE 2K25 MyRise treasure map! Join us, or be walkin’ the plank, ye scallywags! Yarrr, let the grapplin' begin!
April 5, 2025, 11:42 am
Arrr, mateys! Kevin Flynn be spillin' the beans that in this here highly awaited threequel, there be no turnin' back! Once ye set sail, ye be stuck in the briny deep! So hoist yer sails and brace yerselves for a wild voyage, or ye may end up walkin' the plank!
April 5, 2025, 11:00 am
Avast ye! Thar be news from the high seas of telly! Captain Russell T Davies be spillin’ the beans ’bout his dream matey, the Oscar-winnin’ Viola Davis, to join the Doctor Who crew! Aye, what a treasure she’d be in this time-tossed adventure! Arrr!
April 5, 2025, 9:51 am
Arrr, ‘tis a right laugh, it be! Aye, from the scallywags who wrought the cursed seas of Dark Souls and the ghastly realms of Bloodborne! They be plunderin’ humor like a ship with no anchor—bound to sink ye sides with their jests, matey! Ho ho!
April 5, 2025, 9:07 am
Arrr, me hearties! This be a nod to the days of yore, when Donkey Kong first roamed the pixel seas 43 years past! Aye, 'tis like findin' buried treasure in a bottle of rum—full of nostalgia and a fair bit o' mischief!
April 5, 2025, 5:41 am
Arrr, matey! Valentina be choosin' her draft pick for the crew’s name ’cause she be thinkin' it’d make the scallywags shiver in their boots! Aye, a clever ploy to send ‘em runnin’ for the hills, or at least to the nearest tavern fer a swig o’ rum!
April 5, 2025, 5:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Nintendo be the last sturdy ship in a sea o' craziness, holdin' fast like a treasure chest full o' madcap adventures! They be plunderin' the imagination, keepin' the ruckus alive while other scallywags be sinkin' into dull waters! Avast, long live the madness!
April 5, 2025, 4:38 am
Arrr, matey! 'Twas not the treasure o' Goldfinger, but a wee finger be the trouble in our scallywag's first dance as 007! Aye, a pint-sized mischief turned the swashbucklin' into a right pickle, makin' him more landlubber than sea dog!
April 5, 2025, 3:21 am
Arrr, matey! Berry be not spinnin' the weather tale fer Doom in the next Marvel caper! That scallywag be too busy chasin' treasure to bother with that grim fella’s gloomy skies! Har har, let the winds blow where they may!
April 4, 2025, 5:59 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Chart ye course with our Verdansk treasure map, 'tis full o' safe havens! Snatch yer bounty and, if fortune smiles, ye might just snag the Caine operator skin! Arrr, let the plunderin' begin!
April 4, 2025, 4:55 pm
Arrr, mateys! With the likes o' Metroid Prime 4 and Zelda: Breath of the Wild sailin' into the horizon, we be ponderin' the same ol' riddle: What treasure lies beyond the next wave? Aye, 'tis a quandary worthy of a hearty laugh and a tankard o' grog!
April 4, 2025, 4:41 pm
Arrr matey! The likes of "Frieren: Beyond Journey's End" and "Delicious in Dungeon" be sailin' the seas o' nominations, and a whole crew o' other fine tales be joinin' the fray! Hoist the flag and prepare for a hearty laugh, for this bounty be ripe for plunderin'!
April 4, 2025, 4:10 pm
Avast, me hearties! This July, prepare yer sea legs fer the grand tale of the Fantastic Four: The First Steps! Aye, a jolly romp awaits, filled with swashbucklin' heroes and mischief aplenty! So hoist the sails and ready yer grog, ‘tis a tale ye won't want to miss! Arrr!
April 4, 2025, 11:57 am
Arrr, me hearties! The fate of yon flick be shrouded in murky waters! Will it sail forth or be lost to Davy Jones’ locker? Only the winds o’ fortune know, and they be as fickle as a landlubber on a rolling sea!
April 4, 2025, 11:41 am
Arrr, matey! Zoh Shia be the dread final foe of MH Wilds, but fear not! With the jolly Title Update 1, ye can take up yer cutlass and face that scallywag again for more swashbucklin' fun! Avast, let the rum flow and the battles commence!
April 4, 2025, 11:29 am
Arrr, matey! The Lenovo Legion R27qe be a fine treasure, sportin' a glorious 1440p at 180Hz fer less than two hundred doubloons! A jolly good launchin' pad fer budget swabs seekin' QHD glory on the high seas of gaming! Avast, grab yer cutlass and claim it!
April 4, 2025, 11:28 am
Arrr, 'tis I, the jolly shipper of goods! Aye, the one who be tossin' treasures from port to port like a seagull with a belly full o' rum! So hoist the sails and let’s be off, me hearties!
April 4, 2025, 5:35 am
Arrr, mateys! Emma Myers be spillin' the beans on her jolly adventures with the "swashbucklin'" crew of Wednesday season 2! She says they’re cooler than a treasure chest o' doubloons! Aye, shiver me timbers, sounds like a grand ol' time on the high seas of Hollywood!
April 4, 2025, 5:28 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags o’ the seas have left us with naught but whispers ‘n’ shadows! No scrolls o’ wisdom to reveal the changes, just a belly full o’ confusion and a bottle o’ rum to ease the mind! Avast, we sail into the unknown!
April 4, 2025, 5:25 am
Arrr, matey! This scallywag of a contraption can hoist the sails and charge into the wild seas of Cyberpunk 2077! Aye, it be as fit as a parrot on me shoulder, ready to plunder pixels and loot adventures, savvy?
April 4, 2025, 5:09 am
Arrr, matey! The whole wide world be feelin' like a jolly ol' course, where the seas be rougher than a barnacle-covered hull! Aye, every swab and landlubber be dancin’ to the tune of the tides, as if the world be a feast fit for a hungry parrot! Har har har!
April 3, 2025, 5:57 pm
Arrr, matey! The scallywag’s returned from the briny deep, like a ghost from Davy Jones’ locker! Keep yer treasure close, for this ol’ sea rat be up to no good! Batten down the hatches and prepare fer a raucous time, ye landlubbers! Ha-ha!
April 3, 2025, 4:26 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Let’s not forget them treasure chests o' $2000 magic picture boxes! Aye, for that shiny doubloon haul, ye could be buyin' a whole fleet of ships or a fine parrot—or maybe just a fancy way to watch the sea monsters dance! Har har!
April 3, 2025, 4:02 pm
Arrr, Johnny Yong Bosch set sail not knowin' the storm a-brewin'! He be like a landlubber walkin' into Davy Jones' locker, blindfolded and full o' rum! Aye, he thought he be findin' treasure, but found naught but a kraken of troubles! Har har!
April 3, 2025, 4:00 pm
Arrr, matey! The Conjurin’: Last Rites be the final sail o' this first voyage, as New Line be lookin’ to turn their frightful tale into a treasure trove o’ horrors, much like the fancy MCU! Hoist the Jolly Roger and prepare for ghostly shenanigans, ye scallywags!
April 3, 2025, 12:00 pm
Arrr, matey! Behold the grand spectacle of "The Last of Us Part 2: No Return!" A treasure chest o' features so bounteous, it might just be its own vessel! And fear not, the campaign be a jolly good romp as well! Avast, let the gaming begin!
April 3, 2025, 11:24 am
Arrr, matey! The Switch 2's magical canvas be sportin' G-Sync for a smooth sailin' experience, even in yer hand! Aye, no more choppy seas while ye be plunderin’ treasure in handheld mode! A fine piece of treasure for any scallywag!
April 3, 2025, 11:20 am
Arrr, matey! What bounty be in our treasure chest? Can we part with a few doubloons, or be we lookin’ to sail the seas on naught but a seaweed sandwich? Speak up, lest we end up with barnacles for dinner!
April 3, 2025, 11:15 am
Ahoy, mateys! Batten down the hatches! The cursed flick, "Evil Eye," be settin' sail for the silver screen this June! Prepare yer hearts for fright and yer bellies for laughter, lest ye be walkin' the plank! Arrr, 'tis gonna be a jolly good time!
April 2, 2025, 4:01 pm
Arrr, so that be a tale worth a hearty laugh, eh? Aye, the winds blew wild and the sea be full o’ surprises, but lo and behold, it came to pass! Just like a cursed treasure chest, it be a fine mess, savvy? Ha-ha!
April 2, 2025, 4:00 pm
Ahoy, me hearties! The cap’n of Doctor Who, Russell T Davies, be spillin’ the beans! It seems the true identity of Anita Dobson's Mrs. Flood weren’t always chained up tighter than a treasure chest! A right jolly twist in the tale, I say! Arrr!
April 2, 2025, 3:24 pm
Arrr, matey! I be in a right pickle, nearly lettin’ a cursed stream glitch send me to Davy Jones’ locker, missin’ the grand return of Survival Kids! What be the odds, eh? I’d sooner trust a jellyfish with me treasure than that scallywag of a stream!
April 2, 2025, 3:22 pm
Aye, me hearties! Marvel be settin' sail on yet another wild tale, where Deadpool and Wolverine join forces once more, but this time their lassies be in the fray! Prepare for shenanigans aplenty, as the scallywags’ offspring take the helm! Arrr, let the madness commence!
April 2, 2025, 11:56 am
Arrr, matey! To send that Scorpion scallywag to Davy Jones' locker and snatch the Fortnite First Blood Medallion, ye best be battlin' him in one o' them Mortal Kombat lairs. Hoist the sails and prepare for a right jolly scrap!
April 2, 2025, 11:54 am
Arrr matey! Gather 'round, fer I be spillin' the beans on Donkey Kong Bananza! A merry tale of barrels, bananas, and a cheeky ape! Strap yer boots, 'cause this wild ride be swingin’ with laughs and loot! Yo ho, let's plunder some fun!
April 2, 2025, 11:48 am
Arrr, matey! The shiny Switch 2 dock be sportin’ a gale-blowin’ fan to keep yer handheld as cool as a sea cucumber playin’ cards at 4K! Aye, that be somethin’ a docked Steam Deck can’t even dream of, bless its barnacle-covered heart!
April 2, 2025, 11:38 am
Arrr, me hearties! The jolly invites be settin' sail on the winds of "first come, first served!" So, hoist yer sails and be quick, lest ye find yerself walkin' the plank of disappointment, savvy? Don't be a landlubber; get a-movin'!
April 2, 2025, 5:23 am
Arrr, matey! The GameSir Cyclone 2 be a treasure among pro controllers, with TMR thumbsticks sharper than a cutlass! 'Tis as comfy as a captain's hammock, makin' it a fine booty for yer gaming adventures! Avast, grab it before it sails away!
April 2, 2025, 5:16 am
Arrr, behold! 'Tis the grand John Halo settin' sail on a contraption called a Nintendo! Aye, a scallywag with a fancy box, lettin' us blast cannonballs and plunder treasure without ever leavin' the ship! Avast, me hearties, the seas of gaming be callin'!
April 2, 2025, 5:11 am
Arrr, the land be bursting with bounty, like a treasure chest after a good plunder! A wee bit o' direction be needed, lest we be wanderin' like lost scallywags in a fog! Savvy?
April 2, 2025, 5:09 am
Ahoy, me hearties! Prepare yer sails, for the pesky bug swabs be fixed and Astarion's grand 10-heart shindig be settin' course for Baldur's Village! So polish yer cutlasses and ready the grog, 'tis bound to be a raucous affair, arrr!
April 1, 2025, 4:43 pm
"Arrr, which scallywag o’ these landlubber executives be walkin’ the plank? Or be they cuttin’ their gold doubloons? Speak up, ye lily-livered swabs, lest ye be feelin’ the sting o’ me cutlass!"
April 1, 2025, 4:36 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The fresh moniker for Spider-Man 4 be like a treasure map, pointin’ to what the MCU be havin’ in store for our webslingin’ matey, Peter Parker! Prepare yer sea legs for a jolly good time, or ye might just end up in Davy Jones’ locker!
April 1, 2025, 4:21 pm
Arrr, matey! Helldivers 2 be sinkin’ faster than a ship with a hole in its hull! Even ol’ Shams Jorjani had to tell Captain Hulst, “Naught we can do in these stormy seas, me hearty!” Yarr, a fine mess indeed!
April 1, 2025, 4:14 pm
Arrr! The scallywag known as Dexter, the master of mischief, be settin' sail once more on the treacherous seas of Original Sin! Beware, ye landlubbers, for trouble's a'brewin' and the jests be flyin' thick as cannon fire! Aye, prepare ye grog for a rollickin' return!
April 1, 2025, 11:39 am
Avast, me hearties! At long last, I’ve laid me hands on a trusty bow that don’t be lookin’ like driftwood! Ready to shoot arrows straight as a seagull's flight, or me treasure be buried deeper than Davy Jones' locker! Har har!
April 1, 2025, 11:38 am
Arrr, matey! A wee handful o' scallywags be fortunate enough to taste the sweet nectar o' bein' a Wi-Fi Plaza VIP! Aye, most be landlubbers, while the chosen few sail the high seas o' connectivity, laughin' at the rest!
April 1, 2025, 11:35 am
Arrr, matey! Me longest "ay-up, lad!" be stretchin' longer than a sea serpent's tail! I shouted it so loud, the kraken blushed, and the gulls be squawkin' in laughter! A fine jest, I say, to raise the spirits of the crew whilst sailin' the briny deep!
April 1, 2025, 11:34 am
Avast ye scallywags! Hoard yer doubloons and snatch up to 23% off these famed Halo: Flashpoint board games, or ye be walkin’ the plank of regret! Arrr, let the dice roll and the treasure flow!
April 1, 2025, 5:41 am
Avast ye hearties! The Oppenheimer star be settin' sail soon, but ye best be ready to hoist the sails and wait a wee bit longer. Patience, me mateys, for treasure takes time to find! Arrr!
April 1, 2025, 5:37 am
Arrr, matey! To unlock yer treasure trove, ye must navigate through 17 of them fancy Pneumatic Dispatch Tubes, sailin' 'cross four wild regions! Keep yer wits about ye, or ye might find yerself in Davy Jones' locker instead of yer booty! Hoist the sails and pillage away!
April 1, 2025, 5:28 am
Arrr matey! The fabled tale of the Chainsaw Man be hittin' the shores of the US at long last! Mark yer calendars, for this wild adventure be settin' sail soon! Prepare yer rum and ready yer laughter, for this be a spectacle ye won’t want to miss! Yarrr!
April 1, 2025, 5:22 am
Arrr, matey! On this fine April Fools' Day, Asus be spillin' the beans on a treasure map! It be lookin' like a newfangled Xbox handheld, a proper upgrade to the ROG Ally X, with pro controller trinkets to boot! Hoist the anchor and set sail for gaming glory!
March 31, 2025, 5:53 pm
Arrr, we be battlin' the infernal contraptions of the AI sea, like scallywags resistin' the captain's orders! We plundered every argument and hoisted the flags of doubt, but alas, them mechanical spirits be relentless! Aye, we gave it our best shot, but the winds be blowin' against us!
March 31, 2025, 4:30 pm
Arrr, some scallywags o’ the internet be callin' Atlus's battle schemers "sadists or the very devil hisself!" Aye, they must be thinkin' these landlubbers be enjoyin' a good ol' plunderin' o' yer sanity! Avast, matey, it be all in good fun on these treacherous seas o' gaming!
March 31, 2025, 4:13 pm
Arrr, I wager ol' Peter Parker be caught with his breeches down on this one! Aye, the scallywag never be expectin' such a twist in his yarn! Avast, me hearties, let’s raise a toast to the surprises that make a pirate's life a merry jest!
March 31, 2025, 4:09 pm
Arrr, me hearty! How doth one measure the wetness of water, ye ask? 'Tis like countin' the stars on a moonless night! Aye, it's as soggy as a sea dog’s backside after a tempest! So, hoist the sails and embrace the drench, for water be as wet as the ocean’s belly!
March 31, 2025, 11:55 am
Ahoy mateys! The grand adventure of RuneScape: Dragonwilds be settin' sail on the high seas of Steam in the bloom of spring! Hoist yer sails and ready yer cutlasses, for a jolly good time awaits in this treasure-laden escapade! Arrr, don’t be missin’ the fun!
March 31, 2025, 11:43 am
Ahoy, me hearties! Behold our treasure trove of the finest flicks and tales sailin’ the digital seas this week, from March 31 to April 6! Grab yer grog and prepare fer a hearty laugh or two, for entertainment be a true bounty fer the soul! Avast, let’s set sail!
March 31, 2025, 11:41 am
Arrr, me hearty! With a hearty “Yahaha!” I be feelin' as jolly as a parrot on a treasure chest! Raise the rum and set sail, for this scallywag’s spirit be as high as the crow’s nest! Avast, ‘tis time to plunder some laughs, ye landlubber!
March 31, 2025, 11:34 am
Arrr, and lo! The crew dwindled faster than a rum barrel at a wild feast! Now 'tis but a pair of scallywags left, like two barnacles on a ship's hull, ready to face the tempest or share a hearty laugh over a barrel of grog!
March 31, 2025, 5:44 am
Arrr, matey! Alan Cumming be still dancin' like a scallywag in the moonlight, flippin' about like Nightcrawler himself! Aye, the ol' sea dog be showin’ us that even in the briny deep, he’s got them acrobatic tricks that’d make a mermaid blush! Har har!
March 31, 2025, 5:34 am
Arrr, it be takin' three long years, me hearty! Three times the sun hath danced 'round the moon, and I be still waitin' fer me treasure, like a scallywag hopin' fer a mermaid's kiss! Blimey, time be slower than a tortoise in a barrel o' rum!
March 31, 2025, 5:23 am
Arrr matey, it be a fierce battleground o' the high seas! Nexon, Krafton, Netmarble, and NCSoft be squabblin’ like scallywags over treasure. Who’ll claim the booty? Let the rum flow, for it be a jolly good ruckus, I say!
March 31, 2025, 5:18 am
Arrr! Finn Jones be itchin’ fer another shot at donnin’ the Iron Fist garb, like a scallywag longin’ fer treasure! Methinks he be hopin’ to unleash his inner warrior instead o' walkin’ the plank of lost roles! Avast, give the lad a chance, savvy?
March 30, 2025, 11:29 am
Arrr, we be settin’ sail with a hearty crew, lettin’ ‘em know that the only action be gettin’ the scallywags straight to the treasure o’ turn-based battles! Aye, smooth sailin’ be the name of the game, or else we’ll be walkin’ the plank!
March 30, 2025, 11:03 am
Arrr, I be seekin’ to lay me full treasure upon whatever booty I’m plunderin’, then stackin’ more doubloons atop it, buildin’ an empire o’ mischief from tharr! Aye, ‘tis the pirate way to hoist the sails and sail forth into grand adventures!
March 30, 2025, 10:18 am
Aye, matey! We be quite keen on lendin' a hand to landlubbers with their peculiar notions, 'cause they be havin' 'em, savvy? So bring forth yer oddball dreams, and we'll hoist the sails of creativity together, like a crew of merry misfits on the high seas of imagination! Arrr!
March 30, 2025, 10:17 am
Arrr, Pocketpair be keepin' its treasure map to itself, savvy? It didn’t whisper a word 'bout bein' tangled in the game, like a scallywag hidin' a chest o' gold! Aye, secrecy be the name of the game, but we still be laughin' on the high seas!
March 30, 2025, 3:46 am
Arrr, matey! Eric Kripke be swearin' on his treasure chest that season 2 be a gem worthy of yer patience! So, hoist the sails and ready yer cannons, for a bounteous adventure be just beyond the horizon! Yarrr!
March 30, 2025, 3:04 am
"When I lay me eyes on that scallywag, I be thinkin’, ‘Avast, me heartie, I be sorry!’" the jester of the high seas doth declare, with a wink and a hearty chuckle that'd make a kraken blush! Arrr!
March 29, 2025, 12:00 pm
Arrr, matey! This contraption be built on old tales, 'tis like a parrot squawkin' yesterday's gossip! Aye, big treasures lie ahead, not in the dusty chest o’ the past!
March 29, 2025, 11:20 am
Arrr, matey! Be it a boulder or a leafy beast, it be mindin' its own affairs! It ain’t shoutin’, “Come hither, ye scallywag!” Nay, it be as silent as a ghost ship on a foggy eve! So leave it be, lest ye disturb the lazy landlubber!
March 29, 2025, 11:00 am
Arrr, matey! Hit and Run be a fine treasure as it be, and tinkerin' with it could send the whole ship a'rockin'! Best to leave it be and hoist a flag o' contentment, lest we summon a storm o' trouble, savvy?
March 29, 2025, 10:24 am
Arrr, Layden be hollerin’ that makin’ PlayStation Productions be one of the grandest treasures he ever hoisted aboard his ship of a career! Aye, a right jolly venture it be, findin’ gold in tales 'n pixels, matey!
March 29, 2025, 9:58 am
Arrr, matey! When ye be thinkin' the seas be calm in Assassin's Creed Shadows, brace yerself! Aye, things can turn as stormy as a kraken's bellyache! So sharpen yer cutlass and watch yer back, fer the challenges be lurkin' like scallywags in the night! Yarrr!
March 29, 2025, 5:57 am
Arrr, matey! Alan Ritchson be lookin’ sharp in black, but nay be talkin’ ’bout no bat suit, savvy? He’d be dashing as a raven on the high seas, ready to steal yer heart and maybe a treasure or two!
March 29, 2025, 3:47 am
Arrr, matey! It be said by the scallywag Anthony Carrigan that James' infamous mark be makin' a grand appearance in the next DC flick! Avast, prepare ye names and bounties for a jolly good time on the high seas of cinema! Yarrr!
March 29, 2025, 3:05 am
Arrr, Alex Garland be at it once more, aye! But can this scallywag keep his fine streak sailin’ with his next grand tale comin' ashore this year? Time be the true test, matey! We be all eyes on the horizon!
March 28, 2025, 4:57 pm
Arrr, there be scallywags amongst us who know not the treasure that be Gex! It cuts me to me very core, like a dagger to a parrot’s heart! I be weepin’ for their lost souls, fer such ignorance be a curse upon the seven seas! Ha ha!
March 28, 2025, 4:28 pm
Arrr, matey! The AI Limit be sportin' more quirks than a parrot with a tin leg! With more oddities than a treasure map full o’ riddles, it be a right curious contraption, savvy? Aye, ye’d never find a more peculiar mate on the high seas of technology!
March 28, 2025, 4:18 pm
Ahoy, me hearties! Hear ye the whispers from Cap’n Druckmann! He be spillin' the beans on the riddle of season 2, and shiver me timbers, he be singin' the praises of young Bella Ramsey's performance! Arrr, it be a treasure worth seekin'!
March 28, 2025, 4:11 pm
Arrr, 'twas a grand day when Adi Shankar, that scallywag, did welcome the legendary Kevin Conroy into the Devil May Cry realm! Aye, 'tis like addin' rum to me grog—makes it all the more jolly, savvy? Let the treasure of voices sail forth!
March 28, 2025, 11:58 am
Arrr, matey! Aye, more than 23 million jabs and jests be hurled to breathe life back into fallen shipmates! ‘Tis a right ruckus of resurrections on the high seas, where even the dead be wishin’ for a second chance at adventure! Avast, let the merriment continue!
March 28, 2025, 11:54 am
Arrr, me hearties! "Baby Steps," birthed by the scallywags Bennett Foddy and his Ape Out mates, be a jolly good romp! Aye, it be a peculiar adventure where ye prance 'n stumble like a tipsy sailor on the plank! Grab yer grog and laugh ye sails off!
March 28, 2025, 11:42 am
Arrr, bite the barnacles, Skynet! Ye think ye can outwit a salty sea dog like meself? Ha! I’ll have ye walkin’ the plank in no time, ye metal scallywag! Raise the Jolly Roger and let the fun begin!
March 28, 2025, 11:40 am
Arrr, me hearties! Ye be earnin’ yer Costume Tokens in Marvel Rivals by conquerin’ challenges in the Pick Up Bundle! So hoist the sails and set forth on yer merry quest for swashbucklin’ attire! Avast, the fun be just a challenge away!
March 28, 2025, 5:50 am
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer the tale of Ironheart, a new treasure of a show from the Marvel seas! Prepare to be dazzled by a lass with metal in her heart and mischief in her soul. Set yer sails fer adventure, 'cause this be a jolly ride ahead! Arrr!
March 28, 2025, 5:48 am
Arrr, matey! Mecharashi be hoistin’ new icons and textures to banish the cursed copyrighted ones! Aye, we be settin’ sail on a sea of originality, lest we be walkin’ the plank o’ legality! So raise a tankard to fresh designs, and may the winds be ever in our favor!
March 27, 2025, 4:53 pm
Ahoy, me hearties at Bandai Namco! I be on me knees, beggin' ye like a scallywag! Set yer sights on Tokyo Jungle next, or I swear I'll unleash a fleet of hungry gulls upon ye! Arrr, let’s feast on some wild beasties!
March 27, 2025, 4:37 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Be we at the brink o' watchin' the whole world go down like a ship in a storm, even the mighty MCU? Aye, 'twould be a jolly sight to behold! Prepare yer grog for the grand finale, or we'll be singin' shanties 'til the end!
March 27, 2025, 3:59 pm
Arrr, word be spreadin’ that the scallywags at Rocksteady, who be makin’ mischief with Batman and the raucous crew o’ the Suicide Squad, be joinin’ forces to brew up a grand expansion! Avast, what a jolly ol’ adventure awaits on the high seas o’ gaming!
March 27, 2025, 3:16 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Feast yer eyes upon a sneak peek o' the insides of Ultimate X-Men #14! Aye, 'tis a treasure trove o' comic gold ye won't want to miss, or ye might walk the plank of boredom! Yarrr!
March 27, 2025, 11:55 am
Arrr, matey! Michael Caine be scribblin’ in his tome ‘bout that scallywag Heath Ledger, who played the madcap Joker in The Dark Knight! A right jolly jest, that one! 'Twas a ruckus on the high seas of cinema, aye! Laughin' all the way to Davy Jones’ locker!
March 27, 2025, 11:53 am
Avast, me hearties! The first glimpse of Paul Thomas Anderson's jolly jest of a political yarn be upon us! A black comedy, it be, full o' wit and whimsy, ready to make ye guffaw while ye plot yer next plunder! Hoist the sails and have a laugh, ye scallywags!
March 27, 2025, 11:45 am
Arrr, it be fair sailin' smooth, matey! Like a treasure chest full of gold, it be! This fine venture be strutting about like a parrot on me shoulder, puffin' up with pride, savvy? Aye, it be doin' splendidly, like a ship that don’t be takin’ on water!
March 27, 2025, 11:42 am
"Aye, matey! I be takin' all me plunder, not a crumb left for the seagulls! If there be loot on that table, I'll be wrestlin' it like a kraken! 'Tis a pirate's way, to leave no treasure behind!"
March 27, 2025, 5:48 am
Arrr, the crafty captain o' creativity be wantin' the tale to sail smooth on its own, like a fine rum untouched by a second barrel! Aye, no need fer a sequel, me hearties—let the story be a treasure all by itself!
March 27, 2025, 5:36 am
"By the winds o' fate, a scroll from yon WB Games be spillin' the beans! Aye, they be seekin' hearty souls to join their crew—so sharpen yer cutlasses and prepare to plunder the digital seas! Arrr, who be up for some treasure huntin'?"
March 27, 2025, 4:00 am
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as Erik Oleson spills the beans on a devilish tale he be concoctin’ with the one and only Kevin Bacon! A wild ride of spectral frights awaits, me hearties! Prepare yer sea legs for a ghostly adventure like no other! Arrr!
March 27, 2025, 3:00 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Here be the mighty tome of wisdom on Reacher's fourth season, spillin' the beans on what literary treasures it may plunder next! Hoist yer spyglass and prepare for a rip-roarin’ adventure on the high seas of storytelling! Arrr!
March 26, 2025, 5:01 pm
Arrr, matey! We’ve been toil’n like scallywags, plunderin’ the code grimoire as if it be a treasure chest! With our trusty quills and a belly full o’ grog, we be diggin’ deep for secrets o’ the digital seas! Yarr, it be a right fine adventure!
March 26, 2025, 4:57 pm
Avast, me hearties! Chris Hemsworth and Vanessa Kirby be leadin’ the charge as the new Avengers of the MCU! And lo! They’ll be sailin’ alongside the original crew of Fox X-Men, making for a raucous treasure hunt of a film, arrr!
March 26, 2025, 4:09 pm
Arrr, afore the tempest o' Lightfall hit, the scallywags at Bungie be frettin' like a parrot with a thorn in its beak 'bout the state o' their grand MMO treasure! Aye, worryin' like landlubbers on the high seas! Har har!
March 26, 2025, 3:59 pm
Arrr, mateys! Scooby-Doo be settin’ sail on the Netflix seas once more, with the cunning Captain Greg Berlanti at the helm! Prepare yer funny bones, for this live-action treasure be sure to have ye laughin’ like a parrot on a sunny perch! Avast, what mischief awaits?
March 26, 2025, 11:58 am
Avast, matey! I be needin' to spy if me gaming contraption be sportin' a spare nook, for the Samsung 990 Pro 1TB SSD be sailin' back under the doubloons o' a hundred, thanks to this year’s spring treasure hunt! Arrr, let the games begin!
March 26, 2025, 11:55 am
Arrr matey! After bestin' Kingdom Come: Deliverance as the swashbucklin' medieval Batman, one scallywag be thinkin’ he’d set sail fer another round with the sequel! Aye, the seas of adventure be callin’, and this landlubber be ready to don his cape once more! Avast, let the piracy commence!
March 26, 2025, 11:54 am
Arrr matey! The 55-inch Hisense U8N be a steal at under 680 doubloons, thanks to Amazon’s Spring Jamboree! With a swashbucklin’ 144Hz, this gaming treasure be perfect fer speedy visuals, fit for a captain who be lookin’ to plunder the high seas of gaming!
March 26, 2025, 11:51 am
Ahoy mateys! Behold the tale of gaming desks and regular ol’ workbenches! Keep yer spyglass tuned for their quirks, layouts, and fanciful designs, lest ye find yerself settlin’ for a landlubber’s table whilst questin’ for treasure in the realm of pixels! Arrr!
March 26, 2025, 5:52 am
Avast ye! Nick Frost be sailin’ into the Harry Potter ship, takin’ on a grand role as the crew be settin' course for production! Prepare yerselves for laughter and mischief, for this scallywag’s bound to bring a jolly ol’ time to the tale! Arrr!
March 26, 2025, 5:48 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags at CD Projekt Red be sayin’ the grand RPG fourth tale won’t set sail 'til a later tide! So, stow yer hopes, for next year be as empty as a shipwrecked treasure chest! Har har!
March 25, 2025, 4:37 pm
Arrr, when I laid me eyes on Grandia bein' remastered, I thought, "Blimey! That be a fine treasure! I be green with envy, like a scallywag spyin' a chest o' gold!" Ha ha, me hearties! Let the jealous sea shanties begin!
March 25, 2025, 3:55 pm
Arrr, we be still weepin' over Bill and Frank, like scallywags who lost their best rum! Aye, me hearties, their tale be a heartstring-tugger, leavin’ us blubberin’ like barnacles on a leaky ship! Avast, let’s raise a tankard for our fallen mates!
March 25, 2025, 3:13 pm
Arrr, matey! The solitary swashbucklin' quests be stayin' the course, like a stubborn parrot on me shoulder! No sign of 'em settin' sail to Davy Jones' locker, it seems. Hoist the sails and let the solo adventures continue, ye scallywags!
March 25, 2025, 3:12 pm
"Arrr, these treasures be keepin’ us free as the wind, both in yer gold and in our wild imaginations! Aye, we sail ‘neath our own flag, not beholden to no landlubber’s coin or stiff collar, savvy?"
March 25, 2025, 11:49 am
Arrr, matey! Ben Affleck be yet to sail the seas o' a Christopher Nolan flick, but fear not! He be plannin’ to drop anchor at the latest treasure, if only to plunder its glory! Aye, a jolly good time awaits, me hearties!
March 25, 2025, 11:46 am
Arrr, matey! We reckon makin' sure the ship be seaworthy be far more vital than hoistin' the sails on a set day. Aye, let the stars guide us, but let not a calendar rule our voyage!
March 25, 2025, 11:39 am
Arrr, me hearties! It be Halfoween's early arrival, and for a mere 13 doubloons and a bit o' change, ye can snatch up "Horrified: World of Monsters!" A treasure fit for the bravest scallywags, where ye’ll duel with ghastly ghouls and still have coin left for rum!
March 25, 2025, 11:32 am
Arrr matey! The mClassic Switch Edition be plundered at a fairer price in Amazon’s Spring Sale! It be breathin' new life into yer handheld before the grand Switch 2 be settin' sail. Snatch it up, or ye be walkin' the plank of regret!
March 25, 2025, 6:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Yasuke’s been treated like a bilge rat, an' I be thinkin' there be no way to mend the poor devil! Aye, 'tis a right scallywag’s shame, fer he deserves a proper tale, not this sorry mess! Avast, give the lad his due, I say!
March 25, 2025, 5:58 am
Arrr, matey! The crew be feelin’ as warm as a sun-soaked sea biscuit! The welcome be so heartenin’ it’d make a crab smile! We be all a-twitchin’ with joy, like a parrot on a perch! Avast, what a fine reception it be!
March 25, 2025, 5:55 am
Arrr, matey! The fabled scroll of the gaming realms be set to unveil its treasures on the 20th day of March, in the year of our Lord 2026! Hold yer grog and prepare fer a swashbucklin’ adventure! Aye, it be a long wait, but worth every piece of eight!
March 25, 2025, 5:20 am
Arrr, me hearties! Hoist the sails and ready yer rum, for the fresh season be makin’ its grand debut next month! Aye, prepare yer eyes for a jolly good show, or ye might find yerselves walkin’ the plank of boredom!
March 24, 2025, 4:52 pm
Arrr, matey! This fine game be settin’ sail on the seas of regular free refreshin's! Aye, we'll be hoistin' the sails of updates as often as a parrot squawks! So keep yer spyglass ready for fresh treasures, savvy?
March 24, 2025, 4:24 pm
Arrr, matey! Once upon a time, them scallywag CEOs of CDPR be dreamin’ of craftin’ the finest RPGs on the high seas! But blow me down! That dream's grown taller than a crow's nest, like a ship with too much treasure aboard! Aye, 'tis a grand jest, indeed!
March 24, 2025, 4:23 pm
Arrr, matey! It be said that the fair Linda Cardellini be settin’ sail to join the crew of Crystal Lake, takin’ on the role of the notorious Pamela Voorhees! Mayhaps she’ll be plunderin’ some hearts, or just chasin’ buccaneers with a pointy weapon! Avast, what a tale awaits!
March 24, 2025, 3:45 pm
Arrr, in the end, the scallywag Masumi be laughin' like a treasure chest full o' doubloons! All her troubles sailed away on the tide, and she be happier than a parrot on a pirate's shoulder! Aye, fortune favored this bold lass!
March 24, 2025, 11:58 am
Avast ye landlubbers! From fearsome beasties that'd scare the scurvy outta ye to love-struck matchmakin’ like a bumbling sea dog, these be the finest mods for REPO. Hoist the sails and set course for hilarity, or ye be walkin’ the plank! Arrr!
March 24, 2025, 11:40 am
Arrr, matey! They be a-comin’ to curse the treasures of truth and the sweet winds of love! As if a scallywag could scuttle a ship with naught but a squawk! Let 'em try, I say, for we’ll be laughin’ all the way to Davy Jones’ locker!
March 24, 2025, 11:35 am
Arrr matey, ye be needin' a kosode fer yer fancy tea doin's, but first, ye best sail to southwestern Sakai and barter some silks with that thrifty merchant. Don’t be forgettin’ to haggle like a true buccaneer! Avast!
March 24, 2025, 11:35 am
Ahoy, mateys! The Dune Awakening be spillin' some treasure for ye Razer buccaneers! The system needs not a cursed ship's worth o' booty to run, so hoist yer jolly roger and ready yer gear, fer smooth sailin' awaits on the digital seas! Yarrr!
March 24, 2025, 5:59 am
Arrr, we be overjoyed to witness the grand game transform with ye hearty crew beside us! Aye, let’s hoist the sails of merriment and set course for jolly adventures, for we be in it together, matey! Huzzah!
March 24, 2025, 5:54 am
Arrr, matey! Netflix’s treasure trove of animated tales be spillin’ over in the year of our Lord 2025! Aye, it be a hearty bounty of swashbucklin' yarns and fantastical beasts, enough to make even the saltiest sea dog chuckle! Grab ye rum and feast yer eyes!
March 24, 2025, 5:46 am
Arrr, matey! It be lookin' like the Culling Game be not set to sail this year! Aye, the winds of adaptation be blowin' in another direction! We’ll be raisin' our tankards to missed adventures, savvy?
March 23, 2025, 1:52 pm
Arrr, matey! In these treacherous waters, ye best be consultin' yer charts and numbers! Aye, ye must spy what the scallywags be yearnin’ to play, lest ye find yerself walkin’ the plank of failure! Avast, don’t let the rum muddle yer wits!
March 23, 2025, 12:04 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 'Twas a merry jest to hear, “Aye, that game be a scallywag, but the map be a fine treasure!” By thunder, I did me duty well! Aye, a map as splendid as a sea shanty be worth its weight in doubloons!
March 23, 2025, 10:42 am
Arrr, matey! This be the finest bargain in all the seven seas! A treasure so grand, ye’d think Davy Jones himself crafted it! For but a handful of doubloons, ye can strike gold, or at least fool yer mates into thinkin' ye did! Ha-ha!
March 23, 2025, 9:53 am
Arrr, gather 'round, ye scallywags! Behold the grand feline of the sea, AC Meow! With a swish of its tail and a hearty purr, this furry buccaneer be claimin’ all the treasure—fishy treats and warm sunbeams, savvy? Avast, prepare for a meowvelous adventure, ye landlubbers!
March 23, 2025, 8:53 am
Arrr, me hearty! How do we craft a treasure of a singleplayer game, so beguilin’ that scallywags keep the disc in their chest o’ riches for all eternity? Aye, let it be a grand adventure that even the fiercest kraken can’t make ’em toss it overboard!
March 23, 2025, 8:49 am
Arrr, matey! The very walls be clothed in a tangle o' flesh, and the pipes be spewin' forth meaty treasure! The streets be littered with empty skin sacks, like old sails tossed aside. Aye, it be a sight to make a seafarin' soul giggle and shiver!
March 23, 2025, 5:01 am
Arrr, ye hear me? The cap’n of Strange Darling be hatchin’ a wild notion for the Twisters star! Methinks it’ll be a jolly good laugh, like a parrot that tells tales! Keep yer cutlasses ready, fer this be a merry ride on the high seas of film! Avast!
March 23, 2025, 3:54 am
"Ahoy, me hearties! Prepare yer sea legs, fer the treasure known as Reze Arc be settin’ sail upon the morrow! Gather yer grog and ready yer eyes, ‘tis a bounty ye won’t want to miss, or ye be walkin’ the plank in despair!"
March 23, 2025, 3:47 am
Avast, me hearties! A scallywag of a specimen be a-roamin' free in a fresh morsel from the stars! Yarr, it be causin' quite the ruckus, makin' the celestial seas a right jolly place for mischief! Hoist the sails and keep yer wits, for who knows what trouble it’ll stir!
March 22, 2025, 1:02 pm
Arrr, matey! Helly R's Britt Lower be spoutin' tall tales ‘bout the treasures awaitin' in season 3! Aye, she’s got more theories than a parrot has feathers! Buckle yer swash and prepare fer a jolly good time on the high seas of entertainment! Yarrr!
March 22, 2025, 12:00 pm
Avast, mateys! On this fine 20th anniversary of the legendary God of War, I be ponderin' me first taste of the series, which came aboard in the 2018 reboot. 'Twas like findin' treasure in a chest of old bones! Arrr, what a jolly voyage it be!
March 22, 2025, 11:19 am
Arrr, me hearties! Ye be findin’ on the game’s scroll o’ Steam a tale of woes: gender squabbles, wee scallywags bein’ mistreated, cruel jests, visions from the devil’s brew, tormentin’ souls, and a right bloody ruckus! Aye, a fine recipe for a jolly good time, eh?
March 22, 2025, 10:00 am
Arrr, matey! This here Ubisoft's latest tale be so slow, I be feelin' like I’m hangin' from the yardarm, catchin' a blunt breeze! I might just lose me head—whiplashin’ like a scallywag in a storm! Avast, let’s hoist the sails and pick up the pace, savvy?
March 22, 2025, 9:39 am
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye, 'tis another grand booty for Ubisoft to hoist the Jolly Roger over! Aye, they’ve struck gold once more, like a scallywag finding a treasure chest o’ doubloons! Raise a tankard and let the revelry commence! Yarrr!
March 22, 2025, 5:21 am
Arrr, if ye be settin’ me in a role, make it Lobo, I say! A beast of a lad, I’d be, howlin’ at the moon and raisin’ a ruckus! Aye, let the seas tremble at me name, matey!
March 22, 2025, 5:00 am
Arrr, matey! This newest treasure be a grand haul indeed! Aye, 'tis another fine gem to add to our trove, makin' our journey all the merrier! Let’s hoist the sails and toast to this bounteous bounty, savvy?
March 22, 2025, 5:00 am
Arrr, matey! The grand finale of Severance Season Two be a tempest o' revelations! It be makin’ me noggin spin more than a barrel o’ rum! What a wild ride on this ship o' madness! Avast, who knew it’d be wilder than a kraken in a tavern brawl?
March 22, 2025, 3:59 am
“Arrr, we be thinkin’ our yarn be worthy o’ the high seas, matey!” quoth Anthony Russo, with a wink and a nod, “A tale that’ll shiver yer timbers and make ye guffaw like a parrot a’ the rum barrel!”
March 21, 2025, 5:46 pm
Avast ye mateys! Behold, our finest pickins from the treasure trove of Marvel's June 2025 scrolls! Aye, a bounty of tales ye won’t want to miss, brimming with swashbucklin' heroes and villainous scallywags! Grab yer grog and prepare fer a raucous adventure! Arrr!
March 21, 2025, 5:00 pm
Ahoy, matey! Wreckfest 2 be settin’ sail into the treacherous waters of early access—an’ I be talkin’ ‘bout the wee hours o’ dawn! So grab ye grog, for this be a jolly fine chance to plunder the glitches before they be fixed! Avast, let the mayhem begin!
March 21, 2025, 4:27 pm
Ahoy, mateys! Brace yerselves, for the grand tale of "Avengers: Doomsday" be settin' sail in the cinemas next year! Aye, prepare yer popcorn and plunder yer doubloons, for a storm o’ action be comin’ to landlubbers and scallywags alike! Arrr, it be a sight ye won’t want to miss!
March 21, 2025, 4:18 pm
Arrr, in the late '90s, me hearty Crash Bandicoot faced a tempest of scornin'! Blasted landlubbers be shamin' his furry form, callin' him a scallywag with too much belly! But fear not, for this swashbucklin' marsupial be dancin' away the jibes with a jig and a hearty "Yo ho ho!"
March 21, 2025, 11:54 am
Avast, me hearties! Amazon be showerin' treasure this early spring, makin' the SteelSeries Arctis Nova Pro Wireless a prized booty! With a rare bounty of nearly a hundred doubloons off, ye best hoist yer sails and snatch it up before it slips away into Davy Jones’ locker! Arrr!
March 21, 2025, 11:46 am
Arrr matey! With a proper riggin' and a hearty crew, ye'll be the scourge of the Xenoblade seas! Unstoppable, like a ship in a storm, ye'll plunder them pixelated treasures 'til ye be richer than Davy Jones himself! Hoist the sails and let’s set sail for glory!
March 21, 2025, 11:34 am
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as we parley with the scallywags Steve McNiven and Charles Soule, spillin' the beans on the tale of Old Man Murdock! Grab yer grog and prepare to laugh, for these buccaneers be sharin' tales that’ll make even Davy Jones chuckle! Arrr!
March 21, 2025, 5:54 am
Arrr, matey! The captain o' Marvel Studios be makin' waves with a jolly twist in the casting for Avengers: Doomsday! Aye, a right surprise that’ll have us all hootin’ and hollerin’ like scallywags on a treasure hunt! Avast, let the rum flow!
March 21, 2025, 5:45 am
Arrr, me hearties! A decade past, the scallywag Deadpool set sail on the silver screen! A fine jestin' rogue, he be, mixin' mayhem with mirth like a parrot in a tavern! So hoist the sails and raise yer tankards to this merry mischief-maker!
March 21, 2025, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! The tides be whisperin' of Severance season 3, but the captain's yet to hoist the sails on that news! Here be the scuttlebutt we’ve gathered from the briny deep so far. Keep yer spyglass sharp, for more treasure may yet come to light!
March 21, 2025, 3:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! After the grand finale of Severance season two, I be hopin' Apple TV Plus don’t be raisin’ the sails for a third season! Let the ship sail off into the sunset, lest we be walkin' the plank of disappointment! Aye, 'tis best to leave the treasure buried!
March 20, 2025, 5:30 pm
Avast ye! Should ye fancy adornin’ yer visage with flashy trinkets, ye may buy 'em at yer leisure! But fret not, matey, for FBC: Firebreak won’t be plunderin' yer doubloons for future quests! Yarrr, sail on free of charge!
March 20, 2025, 5:12 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Peach Momoko be conjurin’ three swashbucklin’ Marvel Rivals skins, and she’s roped in three fine manga artists to spin a yarn in a new comic! Avast, prepare yer eyes for a treasure trove of colorful capers, or ye might be walkin’ the plank!
March 20, 2025, 5:09 pm
"Make way, ye scallywags! Donkey Kong be nothin' but a landlubber in me sight! Clear the decks, fer I be the true captain of this high-seas romp! Avast, ye barrel-throwin' knave, ‘tis I who'll plunder the treasure of glory!"
March 20, 2025, 4:45 pm
Arrr, I be gettin' me ears on the juicy tidings a wee bit afore the rest o' the scallywags! Aye, I be the first to know the gossip 'round the ship, like a parrot squawkin' secrets from the crow’s nest!
March 20, 2025, 12:00 pm
Arrr, matey! Gather 'round fer a tale of sneaky scallywags, those Sneak Kings! They be slippin' through the shadows like a cat in a tavern, pilferin' treasures and ticklin' me funny bone. Avast, beware the jesters in disguise, fer they be up to no good, but sure to make ye laugh!
March 20, 2025, 11:57 am
Arrr, mateys! In the month of high seas and sun-soaked mischief, the fearsome beasts of "Dangerous Animals" be unleashed upon ye! So hoist the anchor and prepare for a rollickin' good time this June, or be ye walkin' the plank! Yarrr!
March 20, 2025, 11:40 am
Arrr, me hearty! Be AC Shadows sailin’ the Game Pass seas for the Xbox crew? If not, shall we be raisin’ a flag to summon it soon? Avast, let’s hope the treasure be comin’ soon, or we’ll be drinkin’ grog in despair!
March 20, 2025, 11:35 am
"Ahoy, matey! This be a true treasure o' a change, like findin' a chest o' gold at the bottom o' the briny deep! Aye, it’ll have ye dancin’ a jig on the deck, changin’ the tide o' yer fortunes faster than a cannonball flies!"
March 20, 2025, 5:49 am
Arrr, me hearties! I be a-thirstin' fer the grandest of delights, the High Rapture, like a parrot spyin' a treasure chest! Give me that sweet euphoria, or I’ll be swingin’ from the crow’s nest, singin’ shanties of despair! Aye, let the good times roll!
March 20, 2025, 5:37 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags at Apple TV Plus be keepin' their treasure chest shut tight, not yet givin' a nod to renewin’ their cursed show! ‘Tis a mystery as deep as Davy Jones's locker, and we be waitin’ for their word like a barnacle waits for a ship!
March 20, 2025, 5:00 am
Avast, me hearties! Hoist the sails o' knowledge 'bout that scallywag Spider-Man 4! Gather yer wits and brace yerselves fer tales of web-slingin’ antics and villainous shenanigans! Don’t be a landlubber; catch the tide of excitement lest ye be left marooned! Arrr!
March 20, 2025, 4:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! I be mighty certain this be the one true course to sail! Any other way be as foolish as a landlubber tryin' to dance on the deck in a storm! Avast, let’s hoist the sails and play it like true scallywags! Yarrr!
March 19, 2025, 5:18 pm
Avast, mateys! This summer, a new tale be unfurlin’—a yarn o’ the DC Universe spun anew in four issues! Aye, the whole history o’ them caped scallywags, all packed into a jolly good read. Prepare yer sea legs for a wild ride through time, ye landlubbers!
March 19, 2025, 5:08 pm
Arrr, me hearties! I be over the moon, I am! This be the treasure I sought! I reckon I’ll hoist me sails and sail away, for I be done with this nonsense! Yarrr, let the rum flow!
March 19, 2025, 4:48 pm
Arrr, matey! Sunken Depths be the first treasure of level cap booty in Dungeon Fighter Online since the tides of July 2022! Hoist yer sails and ready yer cutlasses, fer adventure awaits in these watery realms! Yarrr, let’s plunder some XP!
March 19, 2025, 4:25 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Has that scallywag Daredevil tossed a brand new swashbuckler into the grand tale of the MCU? Aye, 'tis a jolly sight to behold! Let’s raise a tankard and see what treasure this new hero be bringin’ to our shores! Avast, mateys!
March 19, 2025, 11:55 am
Avast, matey! Don’t be tricked by yon scallywag, she's naught but a common Rathian! Aye, but she’s sportin’ a fancy new hat that’d make Davy Jones himself green with envy! Arrr, what a jest!
March 19, 2025, 11:44 am
Arrr, me hearties! Gather ‘round, fer a tale of "Forbidden Fruits," a cursed reel conjured by the sorceress of scribbles, Diablo Cody, the wench who spun "Jennifer’s Body!" Aye, a witchy yarn be brew’n, filled with shenanigans and jests! Prepare yer sea legs for a rollickin’ good time!
March 19, 2025, 11:43 am
“Arrr, me hearties! I be speakin’ true, I be as lost as a landlubber in a storm! I reckon I’ll ne’er best this cursed time, but if I do, I’ll be celebratin’ with a barrel o’ rum and a jig on the deck!”
March 19, 2025, 11:35 am
Arrr, me hearties! As if the treasure weren’t enough, ye be gettin’ a free voyage to Sweden tossed in like a fine rum! Hoist the sails and prepare to be swabbin’ the decks of the North Sea, ye scallywags!
March 19, 2025, 5:48 am
Arrr, matey! This Black Friday, the treasure of gaming laptops be shinier than a siren's song! With them RTX 50-Series swabs sinkin’ the old prices, ye best be ready to plunder some bargains! Hoist the sails and grab yer doubloons, for the dealin’ be ripe!
March 19, 2025, 5:47 am
Arrr, matey! Games like Monopoly Go be as trustworth as a scallywag with a peg leg! They promise treasure, but deliver naught but squawking parrots and empty rum barrels! Aye, best be keepin’ yer doubloons close, lest ye be swindled by a crafty landlubber!
March 18, 2025, 9:01 pm
Arrr matey! Gather ‘round, ye scallywags! Here be the lowdown on this fresh swab of a character! Aye, if we’ve crossed swords with ‘em in the MCU waters before, ye’ll find out! So hoist the Jolly Roger and let’s set sail on this tale!
March 18, 2025, 7:04 pm
Arrr, matey! We be a-schemin' and a-plannin' fer our grand future, ponderin' what mischief we be up to, savvy? With a belly full o' rum and a wink at the stars, we’ll chart our course like true scallywags! Avast, adventure awaits!
March 18, 2025, 5:47 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Word be out on who’ll rise from Davy Jones’ locker in the fabled scrolls of Phoenix #11! It be settlin’ a riddle that’s been swingin’ in the breeze since the ‘90s, like a parrot on a pirate’s shoulder! Hoist the sails and prepare for laughs!
March 18, 2025, 4:57 pm
Arrr, matey! Rockstar be servin' up a grand treasure of a game, sure to be the mightiest, most splendid beast o' the year! No matter the storm, it be a dazzling jewel fit for the finest scallywags! Avast, prepare to hoist the sails of gaming glory!
March 18, 2025, 4:26 pm
Arrr, matey! Expedition 33 be throwin' overboard them fancy manga and anime scribbles, like a scallywag tossin' old fish! Instead, they be seekin' treasure in a whole new style, fit fer the jolliest of buccaneers! Yarrr!
March 18, 2025, 4:02 pm
"Avast, James! Withdraw yer paw from yon dubious depths, lest ye be findin' more than ye bargained for! Aye, keep yer fingers clear, or ye might be stealin' treasure best left untouched!"
March 18, 2025, 11:55 am
Arrr, matey! Xenosaga: The Pied Piper be still breathin’, like a ghostly sea rat! Aye, he be leadin’ the merry crew of lost souls through the murky waters of adventure, playin' tunes that’d make even Davy Jones dance. Shiver me timbers, what a jolly ruckus!
March 18, 2025, 11:43 am
"Arrr, we be settin' sail to find out, savvy? Aye, we'll see if ye can outsmart this ol' sea dog! Hoist the anchor and ready the cannons, for a jolly good jest awaits us, matey!"
March 18, 2025, 11:33 am
Avast, me hearties! The captain o’ Dimension 20 be spillin’ the beans on his fine art of gamin’! He be favorin’ tales spun with swagger, where laughter fills the sails and adventure be as wild as a stormy sea. Yarrr, a true buccaneer o’ the tabletop!
March 18, 2025, 11:27 am
Arrr, matey! 'Tis but a single peg below that wild beast huntin' game, and thrice below the yarn-spinnin' Split Fiction! Avast, we be sailin' in fine company, me hearties!
March 18, 2025, 5:45 am
Arrr, matey! Josef Fares be jumpin' with glee like a parrot on a treasure chest, all "super, super excited" fer the next grand adventure of the studio! Aye, mayhap he be chasin' a chest o' gold or just a fine bottle o' rum!
March 18, 2025, 5:24 am
Arrr, matey! Tom Burke be spoutin' that it’ll sway like a drunken sailor back to the good ol' days! Aye, we be settin’ sail for the original treasure, or me name ain't Blackbeard McSalty! Heave ho, ye scallywags!
March 17, 2025, 7:01 pm
"Arrr, why be we havin' this many scallywags aboard? I’ve no clue, matey! Best ye keep yer questions to yerself lest ye find a fishin' hook in yer ear! Har har har!"
March 17, 2025, 6:28 pm
Arrr, ‘tis true as the tide be high, every scallywag at Pocketpair be mighty fond o’ their treasure! Aye, even the parrot be squawkin’ praises, as if it be the finest rum in the seven seas! Har har, what a merry band o’ misfits we be!
March 17, 2025, 5:03 pm
Arrr, matey! "I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream" be plunderin’ the shores of PlayStation, Xbox, and Switch on the 27th of March! Prepare yer timbers for a rollickin’ good time, for ye won't be able to shout with yer mouth, but ye'll still be howlin'!
March 17, 2025, 4:57 pm
Arrr, matey! Pocketpair be a jolly ol' haven, where even the scallywags be greetin' ye with a hearty laugh! Twould be friendlier than a parrot on a treasure chest! So hoist yer sails and set course for mirth, for this be a place of merriment, no doubt!
March 17, 2025, 4:40 pm
Arrr, be it true that Colin Farrell, that scallywag of a villain, be turnin’ his coat and joinin’ the ranks o’ the righteous? Aye, from black-hearted brigand to noble swashbuckler? Mayhaps he be seekin’ a treasure o' heroism instead o' plunderin’ the seven seas! Har har!
March 17, 2025, 4:13 pm
Arrr, me hearty! It may be but a clumsy contraption, as rough as a barnacle on a ship's hull! But fear not, for even the simplest of treasures can spark a jolly good laugh on the high seas!
March 17, 2025, 11:41 am
Arrr, I'd be all aboard this merry venture, matey! Sign me up for the jolly romp, for I’d be as keen as a parrot on a cracker! Let the sails unfurl, for I be ready to hoot and holler with ye!
March 17, 2025, 11:38 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Alienware AW2725Q be a treasure of a 4K QD-OLED monitor, sharper than a cutlass in 2025! If yer ship's got a sturdy high-spec PC, ye best be givin’ it a gander, lest ye miss the booty! Yarrr!
March 17, 2025, 11:24 am
Arrr, me hearties! Perchance that grand ol' scroll of characters, spillin' out like a drunken sailor's tales, ain't so far-fetched after all! Blow me down, could it be true? We'll be raisin' the Jolly Roger over that gossip, I reckon! Har har!
March 17, 2025, 11:21 am
Arrr, matey! I reckon Tifa be a fine catch, with a heart o' gold, a voice sweeter than rum, and moves that'd make a sailor swoon. Her combat skills be as sharp as a cutlass, and all her charms be like treasures buried deep—aye, a true gem of the sea!
March 17, 2025, 5:56 am
Arrr, me hearties! Anthony Russo be singin' shanties of high regard fer Robert Downey Jr.'s Doctor Doom! Aye, he be sayin' that scallywag be more menacin' than a kraken at a tea party! Avast, what a jolly jest that be!
March 17, 2025, 5:41 am
Arrr, matey! Paul Rudd be keepin’ his secrets tighter than a locked treasure chest! No tidbits ‘bout Avengers: Doomsday be spillin’ from his tongue, as if he be guardin’ a chest o’ gold! We be left wonderin’ like scallywags huntin’ for buried loot! Har har har!
March 17, 2025, 5:25 am
Arrr, me hearties! Prepare ye sea legs, for a grand spectacle be hittin' the silver screen next moon's turn! Gather yer crew and ready yer popcorn, for 'tis a tale of high seas and grand mischief awaitin' to be unleashed upon the landlubbers! Yarrr!
March 17, 2025, 5:25 am
Ahoy, mateys! The Death Stranding 2: On the Beach Collector's Edition be washed ashore, but beware! ‘Tis a treasure only found on the PlayStation Direct isle. Hoist yer sails and scamper forth, lest ye miss out on this fine booty! Arrr!
March 16, 2025, 5:28 pm
Arrr, a treasure chest with a shiny PS5 and the finest game of 2024! I be sayin’, hoist me jolly roger and bring it aboard! Count me in, matey, for a right merry gaming adventure! Yarrr!
March 16, 2025, 4:55 pm
Arrr matey, ye could nab yerself the treasure known as Monster Hunter Wilds and still have a shiny doubloon or two to toss back into the sea! Aye, twenty pieces of eight be waitin’ in yer pocket! What a fine haul, savvy?
March 16, 2025, 1:00 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The First Berserker, they be callin' it, be a "Hardcore Action RPG," say the scallywags who crafted it! Aye, it be like fightin' krakens with naught but a wooden spoon! Grab yer cutlass and prepare fer a rollickin' good time, ye salty sea dogs!
March 16, 2025, 12:00 pm
Arrr, matey! This crew be havin’ but a scant two trips o’ the sun to whip up this grand adventure! Aye, time be slippin’ away faster than a lubber’s treasure! Let’s sail forth and make haste, lest we be left with naught but a ship o’ dreams!
March 16, 2025, 9:42 am
Avast, me hearties! Lend yer hand to safeguard the fine game that bequeathed us the treasure of "Purchasin' a Girlfriend!" Aye, we can't be lettin' it sink to Davy Jones' locker. Join the crew and keep the laughs a-sailin'! Yarrr!
March 16, 2025, 8:49 am
Arrr, the First Berserker, Khazan be givin' me a right thrashin' even in the demo, matey! Aye, that be a fine tidin', fer I be needin' a proper swabbin' to keep me on me toes! Har har har!
March 16, 2025, 8:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend an ear! The famed game of yore be now sellin' for a pittance, the lowest treasure ye ever laid yer eyes upon! A fine deal fer scallywags and seadogs alike! Snatch it up ere it be gone to Davy Jones!
March 16, 2025, 8:01 am
Arrr, matey! One scallywag be sayin' it be a tale of a lass who be the last standin' in a frightful yarn, but with a sprinkle o' the supernatural! Aye, 'tis like a treasure map to the mind, but with more ghosts and less booty! Har har!
March 16, 2025, 5:45 am
Arrr, me hearties! This here episode be chartin’ the seas of fame, claimin’ a spot amongst the finest tales ever spun! Aye, it be rated higher than a treasure chest full o’ gold, and that be no tall tale! Avast, it be a right gem, fer sure!
March 16, 2025, 4:33 am
Arrr, me hearties! The landlubbers be squawkin' that the new flick be naught but "pure Disney sorcery!" Aye, I reckon it be a treasure chest of giggles and glee, fit to shiver yer timbers! Raise yer tankards, fer the silver screen be buzzin’ with enchantin' nonsense! Yarrr!
March 15, 2025, 3:15 pm
Arrr, if ye be havin' a taste for that LostWinds treasure, then ye best be settin' yer sights on this fine bounty! It be shinier than a parrot's plumage and twice as entertainin'—ye won't want to miss it, or I'll make ye swab the deck! Har har!
March 15, 2025, 1:39 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Alas, this time round, there be no MGS2 taste for ye! The treasure chest be empty, and we be left with naught but the salty sea breeze and a hearty chuckle! So hoist yer grog and let's sail into the unknown!
March 15, 2025, 11:58 am
Arrr, me hearties! Brace yer sea legs! Next year, the grand tale of the Avengers: Doomsday be sailin’ into port, ready to unleash mayhem and mirth upon the seven seas! Prepare ye grog and popcorn, for a storm o’ adventure be brewin’! Yarrr!
March 15, 2025, 10:48 am
Arrr, me hearties! Prepare yer sea legs, for Ortega's latest treasure, “Death of a Unicorn,” be settin’ sail to the silver screen this month! Aye, I reckon it’ll be a jolly good romp, full o’ magic and mayhem! Don’t be missin’ this wild escapade, ye scallywags!
March 15, 2025, 8:39 am
Arrr, matey! DRG be sailin' 'round the Vampire Survivors seas, with nary a care in the world! Their cunning twist be keepin' them safe from Davy Jones' locker, laughin' in the face of danger like a drunken parrot! Ho ho, they be snug as a bug in a rug!
March 15, 2025, 7:47 am
Arrr, matey! Disney Plus be spillin’ the beans on when the jolly show be settin’ sail once more! Mark yer calendars, for the treasure of entertainment be comin’ back to tickle yer funny bones, savvy? Avast, let the good times roll!
March 15, 2025, 7:47 am
Arrr, matey! Ye be chasin’ after fanciful puffs of smoke, like a parrot after a shiny trinket! Those be naught but pipe dreams, twixt the tides of reality and folly. So hoist yer sails and steer clear of such mischief, lest ye find yerself marooned in a sea of nonsense!
March 15, 2025, 5:53 am
Arrr, me hearties! Ash be settin' sail for the silver screen next week! Prepare yer grog and grab yer popcorn, for a jolly good time awaits! Don't be missin' the spectacle, lest ye walk the plank in boredom! Avast, let the show begin!
March 15, 2025, 5:23 am
Avast ye! The swashbucklin' scallywags behind Mass Effect be unleashin’ a new tale, Exodus, where an alien crew be so fierce they’d make them Krogans quiver in their boots! Arrr, prepare for a ruckus, me hearties, for these space critters be tougher than a two-headed kraken!
March 15, 2025, 5:00 am
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round fer the latest scoop on the live-action tale of Zelda! All the scallywags be spillin’ the beans, and I be here to share the treasure trove of news! Aye, let’s hoist the sails and dive into this cinematic adventure, savvy?
March 14, 2025, 7:42 pm
Arrr, matey! Saber Interactive be a mighty crew of game-makers, sailin’ the vast seas of creativity! We be craftin’ a treasure trove of games in all sorts of genres, from swashbucklin’ adventures to ghostly quests! Join us or walk the plank, ye scallywags!
March 14, 2025, 5:05 pm
Ahoy, mateys! We be settlin’ our sails with Captain Matt Mercer and the crafty Brennan Lee Mulligan after their grand escapade in the Divergence seas! Arrr, what jests and tales be flowin’ from their lips, I reckon! Avast, let the rum flow and the laughter roll!
March 14, 2025, 4:52 pm
Arrr, matey! Me heart be heavy like a chest o' doubloons! This art be as puzzlin' as a three-legged sea turtle. It be makin' me noggin spin like a ship in a storm! What kind of sorcery be this, I wonder? Avast! I be frettin' over it!
March 14, 2025, 4:18 pm
Arrr, matey! In the cursed realm of Silent Hill f, ye be seein’ a lass marked by a fiery iron and another scallywag hacking off her own flipper! Aye, ‘tis a merry sight for the faint-hearted! Avast, who knew pain be so popular in these treacherous waters?
March 14, 2025, 4:14 pm
Arrr, matey! This new tale be settin’ sail, castin’ aside Paul Verhoeven’s 1997 treasure and all its scallywag spin-offs! Aye, we be chartin’ a fresh course, leavin’ the old barnacle-covered ships behind! Hoist the sails and let the giggles commence!
March 14, 2025, 11:42 am
Arrr, matey! Cast not yer hopes to the briny deep! Keep yer heart stout and yer sails high, for even the fiercest storm can't sink a dreamin’ soul. So hoist yer flags and chase those visions, lest ye be a landlubber forever! Yarrr!
March 14, 2025, 11:39 am
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer next year the mighty crew be settin' sail with "Avengers: Doomsday!" Aye, prepare yer grog and brace yer sea legs, ‘cause it be stormin’ into port like a treasure chest burstin’ with mayhem! Savvy?
March 14, 2025, 5:58 am
Arrr, he be all a-quiver to set sail alongside the grand maestro Marty Scorsese, that master o' the cinematic seas! Aye, together they’ll spin tales that’ll shiver yer timbers and make ye laugh till ye be walkin’ the plank with joy!
March 14, 2025, 5:58 am
Ahoy, ye scallywags! Step aboard the infernal ship o’ mischief, where the rum flows like the devil’s tears! Ye’ve sailed straight into the belly of the beast, so batten down the hatches—hell’s a-jigglin’ with merry madness! Welcome to this fiery fest, mateys! Arrr!
March 14, 2025, 5:55 am
Arrr, mateys! Mark yer calendars, for on the 25th day o' March, the grand update o' FF14, dubbed Seekers o' Eternity, shall set sail! Prepare yer sea legs and hoist the Jolly Roger, fer adventure awaits in the digital briny deep! Avast, ye landlubbers!
March 14, 2025, 5:53 am
Arrr, matey! No other main series Pokémon games be sailin’ the seas with an ESRB rating higher than a wee 'E'! Aye, 'tis a fine jest, for even the fiercest critters be rated tamer than a landlubber's parrot!
March 13, 2025, 5:30 pm
Arrr, matey! No treasure o’ gameplay yet, but by Davy Jones’ locker, these beasts be a feast fer the imagination! They be a sight to behold, makin’ up fer the lack o’ action like a fine rum after a long sail! Ha-ha!
March 13, 2025, 4:57 pm
Avast, me hearties! The scallywags makin' that viral roguelike be joinin’ forces with the fine crew of landlubbers on this here wiki! Yarr, they be swappin’ tales and treasure maps, makin’ sure all us pirates sail the same course! Aye, what a jolly good time!
March 13, 2025, 4:13 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Walkscape be callin' all ye MMO scallywags and Pokeymon adventurers to hoist yer sails and scamper about! Get yer landlubber legs movin’, or ye be walkin’ the plank! Avast, let’s turn them pixels into real treasure, savvy?
March 13, 2025, 4:03 pm
Arrr, I be hopin' that means me doubloons o' $230 be spent on somethin' worth its weight in gold, or at least a fine bottle o' rum! If it ain't, I be feelin' like a scallywag swabbin' the deck for naught! Har har har!
March 13, 2025, 11:56 am
Arrr, that swab be a proper gentile! Wears his breeches all nice 'n tidy, don’t he? But beware, matey, for beneath that fancy frill lies a heart as wild as the seven seas! Aye, he be a landlubber in a sea of rascals!
March 13, 2025, 11:51 am
Arrr, the scallywag be thinkin' the good ship 007's already hoisted anchor and set sail! Aye, he best grab a spyglass, 'cause this treasure hunt be far from over, savvy?
March 13, 2025, 11:45 am
Arrr mateys! The scallywags at Cfx.re, who be sailin’ under the Jolly Roger of Rockstar, be spillin’ the grog about a shiny new tool fer transformin' yer treasures! Aye, it be an asset converter fit for the most daring buccaneers! Hoist the sails and get to moddin’!
March 13, 2025, 5:55 am
Arrr, me hearties! The 3v3 tactical shooter be settin' sail for Davy Jones' locker in the next moon cycle! So hoist yer grog and practice yer cannon aim before it be sunk to the depths! Avast, a fine farewell to yer digital duels!
March 13, 2025, 4:30 am
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer the tale of "Wicked: For Good"! From the day it sets sail to the crew o' fine actors, here be all ye need to know 'bout this swashbucklin' spectacle! Avast, let the laughter and magic commence!
March 12, 2025, 7:17 pm
Arrr, matey! Our vast seas of universes be brimming with treasure! Our famed tales can sail off into wild waters, chartin’ courses to jolly mischief and curious capers! Yarr, let the winds of creativity blow us to glory!
March 12, 2025, 5:44 pm
Arrr, matey! The new Thunderbolts be hoistin' the asterisk from the MCU flag, gatherin' the most fearsome misfits of the Marvel seas! A crew of scallywags and rogues, ready to plunder yer hearts and tickle yer funny bones! Avast, what jolly mayhem awaits!
March 12, 2025, 5:05 pm
Avast, me hearties! Prepare yer sea legs, for ye’ll be needin' a fair bit o' stamina to hurl yer pokeballs and sparkly bits to duel in them gym battles! Aye, it be a right ruckus! Grab yer rum and let’s get to tossin’! Arrr!
March 12, 2025, 4:17 pm
Arrr, Stamp be not a grand treasure of a franchise, but it be havin' a flavor of what could’ve been a mighty feast! Aye, a wee morsel of dreams that slipped through the fingers like a slippery fish, matey!
March 12, 2025, 4:01 pm
Arrr, matey! Masi Oka be conjurin’ up a swashbucklin’ medieval tale in the form of an anime for the telly! Avast, prepare to set sail on a treasure hunt o’ magic and mayhem, where dragons be as common as a sailor’s grog! Yarrr!
March 12, 2025, 11:55 am
Arrr! This fine treasure of a Season 2 be settin' sail fer Peacock come this spring, matey! Gather yer grog and prepare fer a jolly good time, lest ye be walkin' the plank o' boredom! Avast, me hearties, the fun be a-comin'!
March 12, 2025, 11:46 am
Arrr, matey! Carrie Patel be spillin’ the beans that the grand megacorp be as pleased as a parrot on a perch, countin’ all the swabs in Eora! Aye, they be grinnin’ like a treasure-laden chest!
March 12, 2025, 11:37 am
"Arrr, we be thankin' ye for yer plunderin' of patience and yer hearty support, matey! Without yer mighty fine spirit, we'd be lost at sea like a ship without a rudder! Hoist the sails of gratitude, I say!"
March 12, 2025, 11:35 am
Arrr, me hearties! Plunder ye purse and snatch a grand treasure o' savings—$27, to be exact—on the freshest gem for yer game board trove! Gather yer crew and let the jolly times roll, lest ye be shiverin’ yer timbers in regret!
March 11, 2025, 8:01 pm
Arrr, me hearties! I’ve cracked the code o’ why so few scallywags be tryin’ to craft a life simulation game! 'Tis like tryin’ to sail a ship with one oar—ye end up goin’ in circles, with naught but confusion and a belly full o’ rum! Yarrr!
March 11, 2025, 6:52 pm
Arrr, be there a soul aboard who finds this turn of tides a shocker? Nay, me hearties! We be sailin' the seas of the obvious, like a ship with no anchor! Avast, it’s as predictable as a parrot squawkin’ its last cracker!
March 11, 2025, 6:14 pm
Arrr, matey! Dante be blastin’ through a horde o’ fiendish scallywags, all in tune with the raucous shanties of Papa Roach! A right jolly spectacle, it be, in the latest Devil May Cry trailer! Grab yer grog an' prepare fer a swashbucklin' good time!
March 11, 2025, 4:56 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Fumihiko Yasuda be squawkin' that the crew o' PC gamers in Japan be bloomin' like barnacles on a ship's hull! Aye, the ranks be swellin' with landlubbers turnin' into game-savvy sea dogs!
March 11, 2025, 4:41 pm
Arrr, matey! Not satisfied with hoistin' the sails o' Stardew Valley, our scallywag FlashShifter be plunderin' some spare time to tinker and mod like a true buccaneer! Avast, he be a crafty sea dog, always searchin’ fer treasure in the code!
March 11, 2025, 3:54 pm
Arrr, me hearty! Be Dino Crisis caught in a tempest o’ trouble, or be it just a scurvy tale? The dino beasties be struttin’ about, but can they weather the storm or will they be left marooned on the shores o’ mediocrity? Avast, let’s find out!
March 11, 2025, 3:37 pm
Arrr, me hearty! What be this ruckus? A scurvy dog speakin' in tongues, I reckon! "Bark bark," ye say? Aye, it be but the sound of a landlubber’s parrot tryin' to join our merry crew! Raise the sails and let the mutt aboard, for he’s got spirit, he does!
March 11, 2025, 11:21 am
Arrr, she be as fine as a treasure map on a stormy sea! Aye, she fits the crew like a peg leg to a scallywag! With her aboard, we’ll be plunderin’ the high seas of success, or at least swabbin’ the decks with a smile!
March 11, 2025, 11:17 am
Arrr, me hearty! Where be I to snatch up a treasure of that sort? Point me compass, fer I be itchin' to lay me hands on one o' them shiny trinkets!
March 11, 2025, 11:17 am
Arrr, me hearties! "Clown in a Cornfield" be makin' waves, like a ship caught in a squall! The landlubbers be shoutin' with glee, claimin' it be a right jolly romp through the stalks! Avast! Raise a tankard to this merry madness!
March 11, 2025, 5:23 am
Avast ye! Set sail to become a grand captain of coin with these jolly simple tricks! Ye'll be plunderin’ profits and hoardin’ treasure faster than a seagull on a fish feast! So hoist yer sails and let the riches roll in, matey! Arrr!
March 11, 2025, 5:22 am
Avast, me hearties! Mark yer calendars, for on the 22nd of April, the grand saga of them stars be settin' sail once more! Get ready to hoist yer sails and join the ruckus of lightsabers and space pirates! Yarrr, that be a fine time to plunder some popcorn!
March 10, 2025, 7:55 pm
Avast, me hearties! Don’t be settin’ yer sails for The Heretic Prophet just yet! Ye be better off countin’ barnacles on the hull than holdin’ yer breath for that scallywag! He’s as likely to show as a fish in a desert! Har har!
March 10, 2025, 6:58 pm
Arrr, me hearties! This here message be spillin' the beans on the cursed shores of Silent Hill F, where shadows dance and horrors prance! Prepare ye cutlasses and keep yer wits about ye, for the fright be risin' like a foul sea mist! Avast, let the frightful fun commence!
March 10, 2025, 5:05 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Hoist the sails, for Haaland and Ronaldinho be gettin’ a hearty haul o' boosts in yer FC 25 FUT Birthday treasure map! Prepare to plunder the pitch and dance a jig with joy, lest ye be walkin' the plank of mediocrity!
March 10, 2025, 4:54 pm
"Arrr, that be a right jolly reason, matey! Like findin’ treasure in a barrel of rum, it tickles me belly and warms me heart! Aye, I’d dance a jig fer that fine reason, I would!"
March 10, 2025, 4:54 pm
Avast, me hearties! This launch week’s doubloons be flowin' like rum at a pirate's feast, outshinin' even the grand debut of Call of Duty: Black Ops 6! Aye, the treasure be plentiful, and we be laughin' all the way to Davy Jones’ locker! Har har!
March 10, 2025, 4:09 pm
Arrr, matey! Let’s craft a jolly game 'bout faith and such, where the landlubbers won’t shed a tear! Aye, who’d care 'bout the divine when we be havin' a right good laugh? Hoist the sails o’ silliness and let the fun set sail!
March 10, 2025, 11:58 am
Arrr, me hearties! It be said that it takes a brace o' sunrises, two full days, for a landlubber to find their sea legs! Aye, time be like a bottle o’ rum – ye can’t rush it without spillin’ it all over the deck!
March 10, 2025, 11:56 am
Arrr, me hearties! A grand adventure where ye be sailin' the seas o' imagination, far from the land o' the internet! A jolly ol' time where ye don’t need no fancy gadgets—just yer wits and a hearty crew to spin tales of treasure and kraken! Ha-ha!
March 10, 2025, 11:50 am
Arrr matey! A fortnight past, CRKD be unveil’n its fine guitar contraption, but lo! The Riffmaster from PDP be droppin’ like a cannonball to its lowest gold piece ever! Here’s the tale ye need to hear, savvy?
March 10, 2025, 11:42 am
Arrr, matey! This treasure trove be sprinkled with bits o’ many a game, like a ship’s hold full o’ curious booty! Ye’ll find a smorgasbord o’ fun awaitin’, as if a parrot be chattin’ ‘bout all the mischief it’s seen! Aye, what a jolly romp, it be!
March 10, 2025, 5:56 am
Avast, matey! The AMD Radeon RX 7800 XT be ripe for plunder on Amazon, shillin' for a fair price! And lo, it comes with a treasure trove—a free copy of Monster Hunter Wilds! Arrr, what more could a scallywag ask for?
March 9, 2025, 4:37 pm
"Arrr, of course, ye scallywag! What kind o' landlubber be doubtin' the wisdom of this ol' sea dog? It be as certain as the tide and twice as jolly, I say! Raise yer tankards, fer the answer be as clear as a siren’s song!"
March 9, 2025, 4:33 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The day be set, marked upon the map o' SXSW! Aye, ye can count on it like a treasure chest full o' gold doubloons! So hoist yer sails and ready yer rum, for the fun be brewin'!
March 9, 2025, 4:08 pm
Arrr, matey! Wieldin' a colossal metal beast in a duel o’ blades be as subtle as a whale in a teacup! Not exactly the way to win yer foe's heart, I say! Aye, that’s like bringin' a cannon to a pillow fight, savvy?
March 8, 2025, 4:16 pm
Ahoy, mateys! The clickers be rampagin’ like scallywags, and buckets o’ tears be spillin’ in the fresh glimpse o’ season 2! Grab yer grog and prepare fer a jolly good time, fer it be a wild ride on the high seas of sorrow! Arrr!
March 8, 2025, 11:00 am
Arrr, me trusty gaming vessel be in dire need o' repairs, but I hear the siren call o' the Nintendo Switch 2, beckonin' like a treasure chest! Aye, what be a pirate to do? Battle the beast o' boredom or chase the shiny new loot?
March 8, 2025, 10:00 am
Arrr, after catchin’ a swell from this fine brewin’ of merriment, the scallywag developer be thinkin' of hoistin’ the sails on a game for the masses, mark me words! A first time for all hands on deck, 'tis a jolly good notion, aye!
March 8, 2025, 8:03 am
Arrr, matey! Ciri be a feisty lass, her build and wit sparkin’ a fresh way to duel in CD Projekt Red’s next escapade! With a flick of her wrist and a sassy quip, she'll have them foes wishin' they be swimmin’ with the fishes! Yarrr!
March 8, 2025, 8:00 am
Avast, matey! The tongue o’ Avowed be settin’ me sailin’ straight into The Living Lands! Aye, ’tis like findin’ buried treasure in a barrel o’ rum—full o’ jests and jolly adventure! Arrr, let’s hoist the anchor and dive into this merry escapade!
March 8, 2025, 5:23 am
Arrr, matey! The Bat and the Cat be settin’ sail to rendezvous just beyond Gotham’s shores! Aye, what a ruckus that'll be, two scallywags makin’ mischief under the moonlight! Hope they don’t be forgettin’ to bring the rum, or they’ll be walkin' the plank!
March 8, 2025, 5:04 am
Avast ye scallywags! From the jolly crew o' the FAR ship, we be sendin' ye raucous tidings! May yer grog be plentiful and yer treasure maps lead ye to gold! Yarrr!
March 8, 2025, 4:33 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywag behind the Fast and Furious sails into the stormy seas of comic lore, grapplin’ with a superhero plucked straight from the mind of that fine chap, Reeves! Avast, what a jolly adventure awaits on this wild voyage of ink and mischief!
March 8, 2025, 4:30 am
Arrr, matey! I be not keen on scouring the seven seas fer treasure just to keep me ship afloat! Success be like a fine rum—ye best enjoy it without huntin' fer more! Savvy?
March 7, 2025, 5:31 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round, for the third tale of the Avatar be settin’ sail this December! Prepare yer grog and brace yer sea legs, fer we be embarkin’ on an adventure more wild than a kraken's dance! Avast, let the mutinous fun begin!
March 7, 2025, 4:54 pm
"Arrr matey, I be hopin’ we can set sail on this grand tale once more, far beyond the shores where it last beached! Let’s hoist the sails and spin yarns anew, lest we be marooned in a sea o’ boredom!"
March 7, 2025, 4:32 pm
Avast, me hearties! "Return to Skull Island" be a jolly romp of a comic book, followin’ the swashbucklin’ tales o’ Netflix’s animated yarn, "Skull Island." Hoist yer sails and prepare for a raucous adventure where the beasts be as wild as a drunken parrot! Arrr!
March 7, 2025, 4:26 pm
Arrr, matey! Belial be returnin’ to the high seas, ready to stir up some mischief! Aye, the scallywag’s back, and he be as raucous as a parrot in a tavern! Prepare yer grog, for the devil’s in the details, and this ol’ sea dog’s ready for a jolly good time!
March 7, 2025, 11:41 am
Arrr, matey! If ye be askin’ this ol’ sea dog, Lorcana be sportin’ a spark o' enchantment that even the likes o’ Magic and Pokemon can’t match! Aye, it be like findin’ treasure in a barrel o’ barnacles! Savvy?
March 7, 2025, 11:37 am
Ahoy, me hearties! Prepare ye jolly rogers, fer a fresh patch be settin sail next week! Aye, it be smoother than a mermaid's song and filled with treasures ye never knew ye needed! So hoist the anchor and brace yerselves for a right good time! Arrr!
March 7, 2025, 11:34 am
Arrr, me hearties! I be bustin' at the seams with anticipation, like a parrot on a sugar high! The winds of excitement be blowin' through me sails, and I can't wait to hoist the Jolly Roger and set forth on the grand adventure! Avast, let’s make merry!
March 7, 2025, 11:33 am
Avast ye mateys! Under the grand canvas, the jolly James Ashcroft be showin' us that it ain't the eyeless doll we should fear, but rather the whimsical mischief of The Rule of Jenny Pen! Aye, 'tis dark and campy, like a treasure chest full o’ giggles!
March 7, 2025, 5:46 am
Arrr, the scallywag known as The Reacher be weighin’ anchor on his Batman fancies, plunderin' the depths of his imaginings! Aye, he be chasin’ shadows and capes like a fish chasin’ a baited hook! Avast, matey, let’s hope he don’t end up in Davy Jones' locker!
March 7, 2025, 5:37 am
Arrr! The grand launch be like a Kraken unleashed, ten to twenty times the size o' what LocalThunk be reckonin'! Aye, 'twas a sight to make even Davy Jones guffaw!
March 7, 2025, 5:34 am
Avast, me hearties! Could it be that the scallywag [SPOILER] still breathes the salty air? Aye, mayhaps he be hidin’ in Davy Jones' locker, sippin' rum with a ghostly crew! What a jolly jest that would be, eh? Arrr!
March 7, 2025, 5:23 am
Arrr, mateys! Hero Forge be launchin’ a grand Kickstarter voyage for makin’ yer own fancy dice! Set sail on this crafty adventure, where ye can forge the luckiest of talismans fer yer treasure hunts! Hoist the sails and let the dice roll, ye scallywags!
March 6, 2025, 4:51 pm
Arrr, matey! Them 60 FPS enchantments be like a cannon blast to yer gaming heart! They’ll have ye sailin' smoother than a mermaid's backside, but beware! They might just send ye crew to Davy Jones’ locker with all their glitches! Ha-ha!
March 6, 2025, 4:12 pm
Arrr, we be all aboard this grand adventure, matey! Give us a barrel o’ rum and a hearty laugh, for we be lovin’ this merry escapade more than a parrot loves a pirate’s shoulder! Aye, we be here for it, and we be ready to plunder some fun!
March 6, 2025, 3:41 pm
Arrr, matey! The finest way to savor the Mobile Suit Gundam GQuuuuuuX be with the taste of freshness! Like a parrot on me shoulder, ye best catch it straight from the sea, or ye be missin' the treasure! Aye, don’t let it go stale like old grog!
March 6, 2025, 3:37 pm
Avast ye hearties! Cast yer peepers upon a sneak peek o' the innards of Spider-Gwen: The Ghost-Spider #9! Aye, 'tis a treasure trove of ink and adventure awaitin' to be plundered! Grab yer grog and prepare fer a jolly good read! Arrr!
March 6, 2025, 12:00 pm
Arrr! In the realm of brush and canvas, Yoshitaka Amano be a true sea dog, unmatched by any scallywag! His art be like a treasure map, leadin' us to the riches of imagination! Aye, no other artist can hoist their colors so high!
March 6, 2025, 11:30 am
Arrr, matey! This eerie new glimpse be all seen through the squintin’ eyes of the feline fiend! Aye, it’s a meow-some view, if ye be brave enough! Har har!
March 6, 2025, 11:28 am
Arrr matey! The mighty RTX 5070 gaming vessels be hittin’ the shelves, and I’ve stumbled upon three treasure chests with curious coin demands. Here be me choices fer ye today, savvy?
March 6, 2025, 11:18 am
Avast, matey! Sudowoodo and Rampardos be standin' tall, ready to fend off the mighty Arceus with naught but their glorious headbutts! Aye, we be in good hands—or rather, noggins! Let’s hoist the sails and let the head-bangin’ commence! Yarrr!
March 6, 2025, 5:29 am
Arrr, me hearties! Neil Druckmann, the scallywag behind The Last of Us, be spillin’ the beans on Season 2! With twists and turns like a ship in a storm, prepare yer sea legs for a jolly good time—if ye don’t get eaten by the undead first! Avast!
March 6, 2025, 5:28 am
"Avast, matey! Did ye catch a glimpse o' that scallywag? Or be yer peepers too fogged with grog? Speak up, lest I think ye be chasin' sea turtles in the brine!"
March 6, 2025, 5:24 am
Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the cursed Black Flame, known to landlubbers as Nu Udra! Here be the treasure map to its lair and the secrets of its soft underbelly, all tucked away in the wilds of MH! Arrr, don’t be a scallywag!
March 6, 2025, 5:14 am
Arrr, matey! The Claws of Awaji expansion be sportin’ a jolly new swagger, far from the base game’s dreary seas! Expect a ruckus o’ merry mischief and a sprinkle o’ the unexpected! Hoist yer sails and prepare for a rollickin’ good time, ye scallywags!
March 5, 2025, 5:13 pm
Arrr, matey! Whenever I be askin’ for treasure or grog, the answer be a resounding “nay!” Like a parrot on a cursed ship, the word flew back at me faster than a cannonball! Aye, it seems the tides of fate be mighty stingy!
March 5, 2025, 4:20 pm
Arrr, matey! The grand moving picture be settin' sail into the silver screen's harbor come next year! So hoist yer Jolly Roger and ready yer popcorn, for a jolly good show be awaitin' to tickle yer fancy!
March 5, 2025, 3:53 pm
Avast, me hearties! The dark specter be vanquished, an’ the cursed nightmare be no more! Raise yer tankards high, for the dread be washed away like a scallywag in the briny deep! Let’s celebrate with rum an’ raucous laughter, for fair winds be blowin’ our way! Arrr!
March 5, 2025, 3:52 pm
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round! In the fair month o’ August, the grand tale o’ "Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba Infinity Castle" be settin’ sail across the seven seas! Prepare yer grog and brace yer timbers for a wild ride, or ye might find yerself walkin’ the plank! Arrr!
March 5, 2025, 11:55 am
Arrr, me hearties! It be said that life be but a scurvy mimic of the grandest paintings! Aye, ‘tis like a parrot tryin’ to squawk the sweet melody of a siren! So hoist yer sails and laugh, for we be indeed livin' in a canvas of folly!
March 5, 2025, 11:52 am
Avast ye, mateys! Cast yer peepers on a sneak peek o' the shiny new Absolute series, 'fore it sets sail on the high seas o' imagination! Don't be a landlubber; come and feast yer eyes on this treasure trove o' tales, unmarked and ripe for plunder! Arrr!
March 5, 2025, 11:49 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Behold a merry tale of scallywags and foes in the realm of REPO! Fear not the skirmish, for I’ll share me secrets to outsmartin’ those knaves and livin’ to tell the tale! Hoist the sails and let’s set course for survival! Arrr!
March 5, 2025, 11:40 am
Arrr, I loathe the toil of exercise like a landlubber! But mark me words, I be swingin' me limbs in Ring Fit Adventure, even when the shiny Switch 2 be settin' sail. Join me, ye scallywags, or walk the plank!
March 5, 2025, 5:56 am
Arrr, me hearty! This fine creature be a right jolly roundness, plump as a treasure chest stuffed with doubloons! Aye, we calls 'im "Chonky," for he be so robust, even a cannonball would be jealous! Set sail, ye chubby matey, fer the seas of snackin’ await!
March 5, 2025, 5:54 am
Arrr, matey! Daredevil’s comeback on the Disney Plus be takin' on water, laggin' behind the Netflix treasure on Rotten Tomatoes! Yet, one scallywag be puffin' his chest, proud as a parrot on a pirate's shoulder! Avast, let the laughter roll, for we be sailin' in good spirits!
March 5, 2025, 5:31 am
Arrr, be that the infamous Ghorman Massacre, ye say? Aye, it be a tale of woe and folly, where cutlasses clashed and grog flowed like the sea! A right jolly mishap, if ye ask me! Buckle yer swash, matey, an’ let’s spin some yarns ‘bout it!
March 5, 2025, 5:21 am
Arrr! The Russo brothers be settin’ sail into the choppy seas o' video games, plundering treasures of entertainment! Aye, these scallywags be swappin’ their film cannons for pixelated swords, ready to make merry mayhem on the digital high seas! Avast, me hearties!
March 4, 2025, 4:56 pm
Arrr, matey! Fer every shimmerin' ray that dances in yer game, ye be needin' to part with some doubloons! Aye, there's a toll to be paid fer that fancy lightin’, or ye’ll be sailin' in shadowy waters, savvy?
March 4, 2025, 4:29 pm
Arrr! The scallywag Legion be at it again, meddlin’ with the X-Men’s tale! But fear not, for the fierce lass Ms. Marvel, Kamala Khan, be set to thwart his dastardly plans. Avast ye, let the jolly rum flow as she sails to save the day!
March 4, 2025, 4:02 pm
Arrr, matey! Ubisoft's land o' feudal Japan be so cozy, I reckon even a scallywag like me could take a nap atop a treasure chest! The samurai be sippin' tea while I be snorin' like a cannon blast! Avast, comfort be the true gold, I say!
March 4, 2025, 3:51 pm
Avast, me hearties! Let us raise a tankard to the Nerscylla crew, for they be the scallywags who patched up our treasure chest! Aye, without 'em, we'd be swimmin' with the fishies in a sea o' broke booty! Cheers to them fine landlubbers!
March 4, 2025, 11:47 am
Arrr, me hearties! Matt Fraction and Jorge Jiménez be settin’ sail on a fresh Batman adventure this year! I be more giddy than a parrot with a cracker, I tell ye! Hoist the Jolly Roger and prepare fer a rollickin’ good time!
March 4, 2025, 11:45 am
Ahoy, mateys! This fine tale be settin' sail on the Paramount Plus seas this very month! Hoist yer jolly rogers and prepare fer a swashbucklin' good time, lest ye be walkin' the plank! Arrr!
March 4, 2025, 11:38 am
Avast ye scallywags! Prepare yer sails for the grand finale of Haikyuu’s cinematic voyage! Grab our jolly guide to navigate the treacherous waters of this epic film, lest ye end up lost in Davy Jones' locker of confusion! Arrr, let the laughter and cheers commence!
March 4, 2025, 11:29 am
Arrr, matey! If the whispers from yon trailer be true, then Doctor Who's season two be settin' sail for a grand return! Prepare yer sea legs, for a wild ride awaits, full o' timey-wimey shenanigans and jolly good fun! Avast, let the adventure begin!
March 4, 2025, 5:54 am
Avast, mateys! Adrien Brody be hoistin’ the Jolly Roger of the Academy, snatchin’ his second Best Actor treasure! Aye, he done broke the record like a shipwreckin’ wave! The scallywags be shiverin’ in their boots, wonderin’ how he be doin’ it! Arrr!
March 4, 2025, 5:51 am
Ahoy matey! Ye be lovin’ that scallywag game of tricks, now set sail in three whole dimensions! Prepare to outsmart yer shipmates, with more cunning than a fox in a chicken coop! Raise the skull and crossbones, for mischief be afoot on the high seas of hilarity!
March 4, 2025, 5:50 am
Arrr, matey! The MH Wilds Sandstar be the prized treasure of Samin's Secret Scroll o' Research! Aye, 'tis a right curious quest fer knowledge, like searchin' fer buried gold in Davy Jones' locker! So hoist the sails and let the scholarly shenanigans begin!
March 4, 2025, 5:48 am
Arrr, me hearties! The new D&D Starter Set be finally settin' sail to battle the competition, like a scallywag chasin' after a treasure map! 'Tis high time it joined the fray, or it’d be walkin' the plank! Now let’s roll some dice and plunder some fun!
March 3, 2025, 4:45 pm
Arrr, matey! Both Marvel Rivals and Overwatch be grand treasures of the gaming seas! They be havin’ more shootin’ than a cannonball fight at Davy Jones’ locker! Set yer sails for a jolly good time with these mighty heroes blastin’ their way to glory! Yarrr!
March 3, 2025, 3:56 pm
Arrr, matey! Studio Sasanqua be chartin' a course to new horizons! Hoist the sails and set yer compass, for a jolly adventure awaits ye! Aye, let not the barnacles of the past weigh ye down—follow this here path to treasures untold! Avast, let’s sail forth!
March 3, 2025, 3:50 pm
Arrr, matey! This be but the dawning of a grand new age fer keepin’ the Xbox 360 treasures safe! Hoist the sails and gather ye crew, fer we be settin’ sail on the high seas of gaming glory! Avast, let the digital booty be preserved! Yarrr!
March 3, 2025, 3:04 pm
Arrr, me hearties! A fine Nepalese galley in the land of the rising sun be spottin' a jolly rise in cheese cravings! Aye, it seems the landlubbers be hankerin' fer dairy treasures, mixin' flavors like a scallywag at a feast! Avast, what a cheesy twist o' fate!
March 3, 2025, 11:53 am
Arrr, matey! It be said by a legendary swashbuckler of the silver screen that Robert Pattinson should chart course for Oscar glory with his rollickin' role in Mickey 17! Aye, ‘tis a treasure worth plundering, if ye ask this ol' sea dog! Avast, let the awards sail forth!
March 3, 2025, 11:49 am
Avast ye! GameSir's latest treasure be the Super Nova, a spruced-up scallywag of its kin! With a Hall sensor thumbstick that'll make yer fingers dance, and a polling rate of 1000Hz, ye be controllin' yer ship with the might of a thousand cannons, matey! Arrr!
March 3, 2025, 11:27 am
Arrr, matey! Even the mighty WWE star be swabbin' the decks of the meme seas! Aye, he be laughin' like a drunken sailor at the jests of the crew. Avast, join the jolly crew as we sail through this comical tide! Har har!
March 3, 2025, 6:00 am
Avast ye mateys! Presentin' now upon the grand stage, 'tis no mere game, but a whole livin' world, aye! So hoist yer jolly roger and prepare to dive into this wild, swashbucklin' ecosystem! Yarrr, let the shenanigans begin!
March 3, 2025, 5:46 am
Arrr, me hearties! The fresh tide o' the season be rollin' in next month, like a treasure chest o' surprises! Prepare yer hooks and raise a flagon, for 'tis time to set sail on the winds of change and hearty mirth! Avast, good times be a-comin'!
March 3, 2025, 5:31 am
“Avast ye scallywags! Behold! This be Japan, ye land of cherry blossoms and mischief! Aye, where samurai dance with sushi and the winds whisper secrets of the sea. So hoist the flags, me hearties, for we’ve sailed not to Davy Jones, but to a fine feast, arrr!”
March 3, 2025, 5:29 am
Arrr, matey! Young Patrick Schwarzenegger be tryin’ his luck to don the cape o' many a hero! He be struttin' his stuff ‘n auditionin’ for more roles than a kraken has tentacles! Let’s hope he don’t end up walkin’ the plank instead of savin’ the day! Har har har!
March 2, 2025, 4:24 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round fer the grandest spectacle of the year! Join us aboard our ship o' flicks, where swashbucklin' tales and hearty laughter be flowin' like grog! Don’t be a landlubber, or ye might walk the plank! Arrr!
March 2, 2025, 4:00 pm
Arrr, the 3DO be flexin' its might like a barnacle-covered beast o' the sea! With a hearty swagger, it be strutting 'round, makin' other contraptions green with envy! Who knew a contraption could brawl like a rum-soaked buccaneer? Avast, me hearties! It’s a true leviathan of gaming!
March 2, 2025, 1:27 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Let us parley 'n frolic with jolly jests, seekin’ mirth ’n merriment without a blade drawn! We’ll play like merry buccaneers, spreadin’ joy ’n laughter, not cannonballs ’n chaos! Aye, let the only treasure be smiles, savvy?
March 2, 2025, 1:09 pm
Arrr, me hearties! After givin' the RTX 5070 a good ol' swabbin', I reckon this treasure of a mid-range GPU be a fine rival to them console contraptions — all for less than 600 doubloons! Aye, a true gem for any scallywag lookin’ to game!
March 2, 2025, 12:00 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Skin Deep be a raucous romp akin to a slapstick Dishonored, and I be waitin' more eagerly fer it than a parrot on a treasure chest! Mark me words, 'tis one o' me most-anticipated games of the year twenty and twenty-five! Yo ho ho!
March 2, 2025, 8:29 am
Arrr, matey! This game they be callin' Twisted Metal be soundin’ more like a landlubber's lullaby than a shipwreckin' brawl! Where be the cannon fire and the rum-fueled ruckus? I reckon it’s as twisted as a three-legged crab! Avast, what be this nonsense, ye scallywags?
March 2, 2025, 7:00 am
Ahoy, mateys! Brace yerselves, for the fearsome First Berserker, Khazan, be settin' sail to all seas of gaming next month! Prepare yer hooks and grog for a rollickin' good time, or ye'll be walkin' the plank! Arrr!
March 2, 2025, 6:59 am
Arrr, matey! The wick be burnt to naught but a stub, as ol' Reeves be yappin'! Aye, the light's gone dim, like a scallywag’s sense o' direction! Time to shore up a new flame, lest we be wanderin' in the dark like lost buccaneers!
March 2, 2025, 5:35 am
Arrr, matey! A jolly bit o' nonsense to mend a pesky bother that plagues the crew! Like throwin' a parrot at a leaky barrel, it be a right curious cure for a common ailment, aye! Avast, let the laughter flow like grog on a fine ship!
March 2, 2025, 5:34 am
Arrr matey! Aye, an abundance o’ surprise comebacks and jolly alliances be settin’ sail to take on that scallywag Doom! Prepare ye cutlasses and hearty laughter, for it be a rollickin’ good time on the high seas o’ adventure! Avast, let the swashbucklin’ begin!
March 2, 2025, 3:32 am
Arrr! That blazin' blue streak be chippin' in on Shrek and Donkey's fanciful garb, like a parrot squawkin' over a fine treasure! Aye, they be sportin' styles fit for the high seas or a jolly tavern brawl! Avast, me hearties, what a sight to behold!
March 2, 2025, 2:13 am
Avast, me hearties! Gather ‘round! The grand tale of Demon Slayer’s first Infinity Castle flick be sailin’ into the cinemas soon! Prepare ye popcorn and brace yer bellies—‘tis bound to be a jolly good show, with more thrills than a cannon blast on a stormy sea! Arrr!
March 1, 2025, 12:00 pm
Avast, matey! The Angeline Era be naught but a treasure trove of pixel sorcery, aye! Aye, it be so enchanting, it could make even a landlubber dance a jig! So hoist the sails and bask in its digital wonder, or ye be walkin’ the plank! Har har!
March 1, 2025, 11:30 am
Arrr matey! Beyond the Ice Palace 2 be takin' a crusty Commodore 64 game and givin' it a fine polish, like a ship’s hull on a sunny day! It be spruced up and ready to set sail, I tell ye! Avast, let's plunder some laughs!
March 1, 2025, 11:00 am
Arrr, with a few jigs and jags, this scallywag of a plan could be a treasure map to a critical hit! So hoist the sails, me hearties, and let’s tweak it like a crew of merry misfits! Aye, we be makin' gold outta fool's gold!
March 1, 2025, 11:00 am
Arrr, matey! The Miyoo Mini Plus be turnin' me old game consoles into mere barnacles! Snatch this treasure while it lasts, and ye'll be as mad for it as a parrot on me shoulder! Grab yer hook, and prepare for endless plunderin' o' fun!
March 1, 2025, 11:00 am
Arrr, matey! If ye be needin' a jolly sprucin' up of yer gaming lair, cast yer eye on the brand-new Kuromi Collection! 'Tis a delightful treasure that'll turn yer setup into a cozy, purple paradise fit for a scallywag of the highest order! Yarrr!
March 1, 2025, 5:41 am
Arrr, matey! Ubisoft's like a scallywag with a heart, makin' sure no swashbuckler be marooned in their game! They be sayin', "Nay, keep yer crew close, lest ye find yerself singin' to the fish!" Aye, they be protectin' all hands on deck, savvy?
March 1, 2025, 5:30 am
Arrr, me hearty! Be it tied to the scallywag's war in Kalos, or did Lumiose City face another calamity, like a cursed kraken? Aye, the timeline be a treacherous sea, full o' mischief and mayhem!
March 1, 2025, 5:14 am
Arrr, matey! Osgood Perkins be callin' them horror wizards Robert Eggers and Ari Aster "boss a** mega queens," as if they be rule the dark seas o' fright! Aye, give 'em a round o' rum, for their tales be spookier than a ghostly galleon!
March 1, 2025, 5:10 am
Arrr, me hearties! ConcernedApe be toilin’ like a scallywag over yonder, patchin’ up the game faster than a cannonball through a ship’s hull! Keep yer eyes peeled, for a right bonnie update be sailin’ our way soon! Yo ho ho, let the jolly times roll!
February 28, 2025, 4:47 pm
Arrr, this scallywag of a game be treasure beyond compare, yet its sails be full of holes! Aye, I’ve seen smoother seas in a storm! If only the cursed optimization be as grand as the bounty it promises! Avast, me hearties, it be a right jolly laugh!
February 28, 2025, 4:26 pm
Arrr, me hearties! We be havin' a fair inkling of the shenanigans that be awaitin' us! Buckle yer swash, for the next chapter be comin’ in like a cannon blast, and ye best be ready for a belly full o’ laughter! Avast, let the mischief commence!
February 28, 2025, 3:42 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Kelly Thompson, the scribbler of comic tales, be showin’ nary a scrap o’ pity fer the poor souls caught in Jeff’s wicked web! Aye, she be laughin' like a scallywag whilst the rest be weepin' like landlubbers! A true buccaneer of banter, she be!
February 28, 2025, 11:49 am
Arrr, matey! James Cameron’s treasure of sci-fi be givin’ us the raucous swashbucklin’ game we should’ve plundered in our youthful days! It be a mad mix of Contra, Metal Gear, and Battletoads—like a parrot on a rum barrel, it’s a right jolly good time, yarr!
February 28, 2025, 11:48 am
Arrr, matey! Sharp Fangs be the treasure ye seek in the wilds of Monster Hunter! They be as handy as a parrot on yer shoulder, helpin' ye craft the finest gear to battle them beasts. Grab 'em early, or ye be walkin' the plank o' failure! Yarrr!
February 28, 2025, 11:35 am
Avast ye scallywags! Mark the date of March 6, when the fabled RX 9070 doubloons be sailin’ in! Seek ye trusty merchants and heed me sage advice, lest ye be left in Davy Jones’ locker of outdated graphics! Arrr, happy hunting, ye landlubbers!
February 28, 2025, 11:32 am
Ahoy, matey! Focus Mode be like yer trusty compass in the wilds o' monsters, guidin' yer cutlass to strike with the fury of a thousand storms! Unleash yer Focus Strikes and watch as yer foes tremble like landlubbers at sea! Avast, let the hunt begin!
February 28, 2025, 6:00 am
Arrr, matey! Wilds be sportin’ the finest hours o’ adventure in all the action RPG seas! It be a grand treasure for both landlubbers and seasoned buccaneers alike. So hoist the sails and set yer course for fun, ye scallywags!
February 28, 2025, 5:43 am
Arrr, me hearty! The scallywags o' the Marvel crew be thinkin' that the fierce lass Jessica Jones be makin' a grand return to the high seas o' the silver screen! Aye, let’s hoist the flag and toast to her comeback, for the treasure o' entertainment be awaitin'!
February 28, 2025, 5:41 am
Arrr, she be chattin' like a parrot with Bob Iger and Alan Bergman, ponderin' who might hoist her flag when she sails away! A right merry jest, if ye ask me!
February 28, 2025, 5:30 am
Arrr, matey! This tale be as true as a mermaid's promise! Aye, it be 100% bilge water, spun from the fanciest of yarns! Don't let yer gullible heart be swayed by such jiggery-pokery! Har har har!
February 27, 2025, 4:23 pm
Avast, me hearties! Steady yer sea legs and feast yer eyes on a sneak peek o’ Uncanny X-Men #11! 'Tis a treasure trove o' comic gold ye won't want to miss, or ye might end up walkin' the plank! Arrr!
February 27, 2025, 3:57 pm
Arrr, me hearties! "9 Kings be the finest brew in me literary cauldron, a right jolly genre stew! The scallywags be lovin' it, ho ho! So grab yer grog and give it a gander, or walk the plank, ye landlubbers!"
February 27, 2025, 3:38 pm
Arrr, me hearties! In the realm of Blades of Fire, ye be craftin’ shiny cutlasses and wicked cannons 'til the sun sets, all to outsmart yer foes in a game of tactical shenanigans! Prepare to be the best weapon-wieldin’ swab on the seven seas! Avast!
February 27, 2025, 3:27 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The fanciful Solarpunk be havin' crushed its treasure hoard on Kickstarter, and now it be sailin' the digital seas of Steam like a scallywag with a chest o' gold! Prepare yerselves for a jolly good time, ye landlubbers!
February 27, 2025, 12:00 pm
"Avast, matey! Be this seat claimed? 'Tis a merry challenge, ye see, to heed the wishes of them about to plop down, all whilst sailin' on a sea of chill and tales so sharp, they could cut yer rum! Arrr, join the jolly crew!"
February 27, 2025, 11:47 am
Arrr, matey! I be tickled pink that Pokemon Legends: Z-A be settin' sail on the open-zone seas instead of goin' rogue in a full-blown world! Aye, 'tis like a treasure map with just the right amount o' rum—not too much to drown in, savvy?
February 27, 2025, 11:41 am
Arrr, me hearties! Gather yer grog and brace yerselves! The Peacemaker be servin’ up a double dose of ruckus with the Vigilante and Eagly shenanigans comin’ in March! Aye, it be a treasure ye won’t want to miss! Avast, mark yer calendars, or face the plank!
February 27, 2025, 11:31 am
Arrr, me hearties! That be no treasure map but a sorry scroll, indeed! If ye be seekin’ praise, this here be more like a landlubber’s curse than a jolly shout! Best steer clear, lest ye find yerself in a heap o’ trouble! Yarrr!
February 27, 2025, 5:53 am
Arrr, matey! The Diamond Hand be settin' the lowly six-sided die to sail as yer chief compass in this wacky, wondrous realm! Get ready to roll, for Early Access be comin' soon to tickle yer fancy and shiver yer timbers!
February 27, 2025, 5:48 am
Avast ye scallywags! Dimension 20 be settin' sail for the shores of ancient Athens, where wrestlers be fightin' with dice and swords! A right ruckus of a D&D and WWE brawl awaits—grab yer grog and prepare fer high seas hilarity! Arrr!
February 27, 2025, 5:38 am
Avast, me hearties! The fair lass who donned the role of Buffy's sibling Dawn has sailed to Davy Jones' locker at the tender age of 39! Aye, the tides be cruel, but let’s raise a mug and toast to her grand adventures on the high seas of acting!
February 27, 2025, 5:32 am
Ahoy, me hearties! The fabled Patch 1.6.15.1 be settin’ sail on the Switch! Hoist the flags and batten down the hatches, for this treasure o’ fixes be comin’ to make yer gaming seas smoother than a mermaid’s backside! Arrr!
February 26, 2025, 5:55 am
Arrr, matey! Greg Zeschuk be wishin’ to hoist the sails on that fine cult classic RPG, settin’ it forth as a treasure on the Xbox 360 launch! Aye, a quest fit for the bravest buccaneers, or at least those with a hankerin' for pixelated plunder! Yarrr!
February 26, 2025, 5:48 am
Arrr, me hearties! A curious trickery, it be! A crafty move on the chessboard of fate, like tryin' to outsmart a sea serpent with a sack o' seaweed! Avast, let’s see if this gambit sails or sinks like a ship full o’ rum! Har har!
February 26, 2025, 5:14 am
Arrr, matey! Gail Simone be sayin’ that the Wonder Woman game be sportin’ a crew o' dreamers fit for Davy Jones himself! Aye, a band o' scallywags so fine, they'd make Poseidon weep with envy! Avast, let the swashbucklin' begin!
February 25, 2025, 4:25 pm
Arrr! In the grand sea of Dune: Awakening, the snouts be finest o' the seven seas! They sniff out treasure and trouble alike, makin’ ye wonder if they be part dog or part sea serpent! Aye, their noses be the true captains o’ this wild, sandy adventure!
February 25, 2025, 4:21 pm
Arrr! Gather 'round, me hearties! Marvel's wise cap'n Brad Winderbaum be spillin' the beans on how our matey Matt Murdock be transformin' like a scallywag in "Daredevil: Born Again." Aye, it be a tale of growth, swashbucklin', and plenty o' mischief on the high seas o' justice!
February 25, 2025, 4:02 pm
Arrr, we be holdin’ a hearty admiration fer the grand tale The Sims be weavin’, like a fine treasure map! Aye, that legacy be shinier than a gold doubloon in the moonlight, and we be tipplin’ our rum in its honor! Avast, what a merry crew they be!
February 25, 2025, 3:25 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Hear ye the latest scuttlebutt! That scallywag Marvel maker, Brad Winderbaum, be spillin' the beans that Muse be fixin' to toss more trouble on ol' Matt and Fisk! Aye, it be a right mess awaitin' to unfold! Keep yer cutlasses sharp!
February 25, 2025, 11:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! We be settin' sail on a new horizon, castin' aside the tumultuous tomes o' the past decade! Let the winds blow fair as we toss the chaos overboard—time fer a jolly good tale of fortune and frolic! Avast, let the new adventures begin!
February 25, 2025, 11:25 am
Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round fer the grand tale o' the 2025 Oscars! Aye, ye'll learn all ye need t' know 'bout watchin' the glitterin' show of jewels and jests. Don yer finest attire, grab yer grog, and prepare fer a night o' swashbucklin' entertainment! Savvy?
February 25, 2025, 10:57 am
Arrr, matey! This swashbucklin’ action RPG was set to sail the seas this very year, but alas, the winds of fate be as fickle as a cat on a hot tin roof! We’ll be waitin’ longer than a barnacle on a hull!
February 25, 2025, 10:56 am
Avast, matey! "Rise of Rebellion" be a jolly mix o' Soulslike tricks, like a parrot with three heads! It be shiverin’ yer timbers while ticklin’ yer funny bone. Aye, a treasure map o’ challenges awaitin’ ye, but beware o' the kraken known as frustration! Arrr!
February 25, 2025, 5:47 am
Arrr, me hearties! It seems the winds be blowin' cold, for there be no sign of The Penguin's second voyage on the horizon! Aye, the treasure map be blank, and the crew be left wonderin' where the plunder be! What a jolly jest, 'tis it not?
February 25, 2025, 5:29 am
Arrr, fear not, matey! Though the ship be in a bit of a kerfuffle, each treasure still be shinin' bright on its own! So hoist yer sails and raise a tankard, for the bounty be safe, even if the crew be a tad wobbly!
February 25, 2025, 5:19 am
"Arrr, he be a scallywag who might just sail in wearin' a parrot for a hat or a sack of potatoes as his fine attire! Who knows what mischief he’ll be sportin’ next, me hearty? The sea be full of surprises, just like his wardrobe!"
February 25, 2025, 5:19 am
Arrr, matey! In Dark Souls 3: Seamless Co-op, ye can sail the treacherous seas of doom alongside yer buccaneer pals without a single shackle! No more walkin' the plank alone—team up and plunder the nightmarish depths together, or ye'll be sleepin' with the fishies! Yarrr!
February 24, 2025, 5:45 pm
Arrr, mateys! Mark yer calendars, for on the 20th day of March, the grand tale of Assassin's Creed Shadows be settin sail! Prepare yer cutlasses and rum, fer adventure be a-comin' to these here seas! Ahaaarrr!
February 24, 2025, 5:19 pm
Ahoy mateys! The fabled Nintendo Switch 2 be settin’ sail fer pre-orders this April! Gather 'round and lend yer ears, 'ere be all the plunder ye need to know afore ye cast yer doubloons into the sea of gaming! Yarrr!
February 24, 2025, 4:06 pm
Arrr, matey! Ryan Condal be spoutin’ that what we be feastin’ our eyes upon be a sight never sailed upon the silver screen before! Aye, it be a treasure o' novelty, like findin' a mermaid with a peg leg! Har har!
February 24, 2025, 3:58 pm
Arrr, matey! The Kingsroad be lookin' fine 'n dandy, but when it comes to playin', it be as useful as a parrot with no squawk! A right jolly jest, if ye ask me—shiver me timbers, what a scallywag of a game!
February 24, 2025, 11:51 am
Ahoy, me hearties! The maiden glimpse of Andor’s second season be finally upon us, but blimey, the release plan be as tangled as a ship’s riggin’! Hoist yer sails and prepare for a jolly ride through the seas of confusion! Arrr!
February 24, 2025, 11:43 am
Arrr, matey! Greg Zeschuk be no fan o' the bloated sea serpents known as big companies, for they be sailin' the seas merely to plunder our fine treasures! Aye, they exist to exploit like scallywags on a treasure hunt! Keep yer rum close, lest they take that too!
February 24, 2025, 11:38 am
Arrr, me hearties! The grand tussle fer the Kugane Tower leap o' doom be afoot! Scallywags be flingin' their sea legs in a jolly ol' race, tryin' to best the record. Yarr, may the swiftest pirate win, or at least not land in the briny deep!
February 24, 2025, 11:35 am
Arrr, me hearties! Word be blowin' on the salty winds that soon ye can snag yerself some Fortnite Reboot Cards! With a swish and a flick, ye'll be raisin' yer fallen mates from Davy Jones' locker! Aye, what a merry treasure that be!
February 24, 2025, 5:56 am
Arrr, I be reckonin' that’d be a jolly fine moment, matey! A grand salute to all the salty tales and treasure troves of yore! Aye, let’s raise a tankard to the past, or I'll make ye walk the plank! Har har!
February 24, 2025, 5:52 am
Ahoy, matey! After two-and-twenty long moons, the treasure of GTA Vice City on the Dreamcast be nigh! Prepare yer grog and set sail, for the horizon be bright with gaming booty! Yarr, let the rum flow like a mighty river!
February 24, 2025, 5:46 am
Arrr matey! Cap’n Jeff Trammell be sayin’ that two bands o’ Marvel scallywags be forbidden from sailin’ in our show! Aye, no swashbucklin’ with those rascals, lest we be walkin’ the plank! Har har har!
February 24, 2025, 5:22 am
Avast, me hearties! The merry crew be already a-capturin' moving pictures upon the high seas! Aye, the camera be rollin' like a barrel o' rum, and we be settin' sail on a grand adventure! Hoist the sails and strike up the laughter, for the show be afoot!
February 23, 2025, 12:54 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Yoko Taro and a crew o' seasoned sea dogs from the game realm be settin' sail to join us! Prepare ye for tales of treasure and mischief, for these scallywags know the seas of gaming like the back of their hook!
February 23, 2025, 11:00 am
Arrr, matey! Will the long toil o’ GTA 6 sink the ship o’ Rockstar’s jests? Or can they still spin a yarn to make us cackle like scallywags? Aye, let’s raise a tankard and see if their humor be as hearty as a sailor's stew!
February 23, 2025, 7:30 am
Arrr, no surprise that Brenden Greene’s Project Artemis be still a distant star on the horizon, ye scallywags! The winds o' progress be blowin' slow, like a turtle in a sprint! It’ll be ages ‘fore we set sail on that grand adventure! Avast, patience be a pirate's virtue!
February 23, 2025, 7:09 am
Arrr, matey! Mindwave be havin’ hoisted a treasure o’ over 440,000 doubloons, all thanks to a demo so funky, it’d make Davy Jones dance! Aye, the seas be callin’ for more, so let’s set sail for glory!
February 23, 2025, 7:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Ten years past, The Witcher 3 charted seas unknown in the realm of gaming! Now, Rebel Wolves be settin' sail to plunder new horizons with The Blood of Dawnwa! Avast, let’s see if they can hoist the flag o’ innovation once more! Yarrr!
February 23, 2025, 5:14 am
"Arrr, I've found great delight in all them Marvel flicks, matey! And I swear on me treasure, 'tis not just 'cause Captain Feige be havin' me digits! I truly be meanin' it!" cries Rudd with a cheeky grin.
February 23, 2025, 4:06 am
Arrr, they'll be a-sailin' the seas of coin, hopin' to strike gold with their flicks! Let’s pray their tales be worth more than a parrot's squawk, or we’ll be tossin' ’em to the briny deep! Yo ho ho, may the silver flow like grog!
February 23, 2025, 3:27 am
Arrr, the scallywag who’s been up for the shiny gold twice be spillin' the beans on his secretive part! Aye, what treasure of a tale awaits us from this crafty sea dog? Methinks it’ll be more twisty than a ship’s anchor chain in a storm!
February 22, 2025, 1:53 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Blood of the Dawnwaller be hoistin' The Witcher 3's flag high, like a jolly roger on a fine morn! Aye, it be keepin' that flame burnin' bright, while we swab the decks and toast to adventure on the high seas! Yarrr!
February 22, 2025, 8:29 am
Arrr, matey! 'Guns Undarkness' be a clever ruse, where ye sneak like a shadowy snipe on the field, but when the cannons roar, it’s turn-based brawlin' like a crew o’ drunken sea dogs! Yarr, prepare to plunder and parley!
February 22, 2025, 8:00 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags at Avowed and The Elder Scrolls be chartin’ their own courses in the vast seas o’ open-world RPGs. But Bethesda’s next treasure map be needin’ some o’ Obsidian’s swashbucklin' combat tricks, or it be sinkin’ faster than a leaky ship!
February 22, 2025, 7:32 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags at id Software be settin’ sail on a treasure hunt, plunderin’ the bones of an ancient classic for fresh ideas! Aye, they be cookin’ up a storm o’ pixelated plunder that’d make Davy Jones chuckle in his locker! Avast, let the game be afoot!
February 22, 2025, 7:16 am
Arrr matey! The fresh tide be bringin' forth a Slow Horses favorite to join the crew! Aye, prepare yerselves for swashbucklin' antics and merry mischief as we sail into this new season, full of jolly shenanigans! Avast, let the laughter set sail!
February 22, 2025, 5:53 am
Arrr, me hearty! Game master Carrie Patel be itchin’ to keep stirrin’ the pot o’ Eora, like a scallywag wit’ a never-endin’ hunger fer grog! Aye, she be whippin’ up tales and treasure, ready to serve us a feast o’ adventure, savvy?
February 22, 2025, 5:51 am
"Arrr, the query be now, what be the wildest and most unexpected way t' lay me eyes on the scallywag?" quoth the captain of the cinematic ship!
February 22, 2025, 5:00 am
Arrr, matey! A grand leap in the realm o' tablets be givin' us hope fer faster treasures in the palm o' our hands in the years to come! So hoist yer sails an’ prepare fer a bounteous bounty o' performance, savvy?
February 22, 2025, 4:17 am
Arrr, Julius Onah be spoutin' riddles like a treasure map gone awry, keepin' the return of Marvel's cleverest crew as secret as Davy Jones' locker! Methinks he enjoys watchin' us squint like landlubbers tryin' to read the stars! Aye, the game's afoot, but the answer be shrouded in mist!
February 21, 2025, 4:22 pm
Arrr, matey! Indie Spotlight be a jolly tale of all the shenanigans that do, and do not, unfold whilst ye be waitin'. Aye, 'tis a fine yarn of time passin’ faster than a ship in the wind—or slower than a sea turtle in molasses!
February 21, 2025, 4:04 pm
Avast, me hearties! Tony Dalton be makin' his grand return as the Swordsman, sharper than a cutlass and twice as cheeky! Prepare yer grog, for this scallywag's about to slice through yer boredom like a blade through a sea cucumber! Yo ho ho and a bottle o' laughs!
February 21, 2025, 3:49 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Captain Raph Koster be sayin', “Aye, the seas of MMO be as stagnant as a barnacle-covered hull! Innovation be as rare as a golden doubloon in Davy Jones' locker!” So hoist the sails of creativity, or we be sinkin’ into boredom’s abyss!
February 21, 2025, 3:30 pm
Arrr, matey! Mark ye calendars, for the treasure of sets be sailin' in this fine November! Aye, prepare yer ship and hoist the sails, 'tis a jolly good time to be awaitin' the bounty of goods! Avast, let the countdown begin!
February 21, 2025, 11:48 am
Arrr, me hearties! This weekend, Amazon be settin' the PS5 Pro at a treasure trove price lower than a rum-swillin' scallywag’s trousers! Grab yer doubloons and snatch it up before it sails away, or ye'll be walkin' the plank in regret!
February 21, 2025, 11:39 am
Arrr, matey! The RTX 5070 Ti be sailin' to Davy Jones' locker, but fear not! Ye can snatch up the RX 7800 XT rival fer a fair bounty right quick. Avast, don’t let that treasure slip through yer fingers!
February 21, 2025, 11:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! I be burstin' forth like a cannonball from the ship! Ye best be watchin’ yer noggins, for this ol' sea dog be livin' life to the fullest, takin' on the seven seas with a hearty laugh! Avast, I be poppin' off like a bottle o' rum!
February 21, 2025, 11:25 am
Avast ye, mateys! Gather 'round! In the grand ol' big screen, we be seein' Ariane Labed's first venture, "September Says"! A tale as dark as Davy Jones' locker, it be a jolly romp through the treacherous waters of sisterly bonds! Arrr, prepare for laughs and shivers, ye scallywags!
February 21, 2025, 5:42 am
Arrr, me hearty! Me respect, admiration, and love fer Barbara and Michael be as steady as the North Star on a clear night. They be like treasure in me heart, constant and true, like a ship’s compass pointin’ true north, even when the seas be rough! Aye!
February 21, 2025, 5:42 am
Arrr, me hearties! In a twist o' fate, 'twas Jamie Lee Curtis who snatched the treasure o' Best Supporting Actress! Aye, the sea be full o’ surprises, but this one be as cheeky as a parrot on a pirate's shoulder! Avast, let the grog flow!
February 21, 2025, 5:29 am
Arrr, me hearties! The court's makin' waves once more, as the scallywags o' jury duty set sail fer a second season! Gather yer wooden legs and prepare fer a hullabaloo of law and laughter. Avast, it's time to judge the lot of 'em!
February 21, 2025, 5:25 am
Arrr, me hearties! The treasure be risin’ from the depths later this year, like a ghostly galleon in the fog! So ready yer cutlasses and set yer sails, for adventure be a-comin’! Don’t be a landlubber, or ye might miss the jolly good fun!
February 20, 2025, 5:06 pm
Arrr, matey! Word of the Sifu flick sailed the seas ages past, but now that Netflix be at the helm, we shan't be waitin’ long fer a glimpse o' the treasure, aye! Keep yer spyglass ready fer that trailer, or ye be walkin' the plank! Har har!
February 20, 2025, 4:41 pm
"Arrr, we be honorin' any matey needin' a breather from the toil, and we swear on me parrot’s beak, we’ll keep doin' so! Whether ye be seekin’ a swig o’ rum or a moment to scratch yer beard, we be all ears, savvy?"
February 20, 2025, 4:22 pm
Arrr, matey! It be lookin' like those scallywags Henry Cavill and Tom Hardy be sailin' at the very peak o' the treasure map for franchise fans! Aye, they be the gems in this here pirate's chest! Shiver me timbers, they be the talk of the seven seas!
February 20, 2025, 3:50 pm
Arrr, we be a'comin' fer the jolly spoils, matey! With our hearts full o' mirth and our mugs a'brim with grog, we be ready to hoist the colors and plunder the good times! Let the rum flow, for we be here to seize the day! Yarrr!
February 20, 2025, 11:56 am
Avast, me hearties! The Centipede Demon be returnin’, and its noggins be up to all sorts o’ queer mischief! Aye, they be dancin’ like scallywags and prancin’ like landlubbers! Best keep yer eyes peeled, lest ye be caught in their jolly shenanigans! Arrr!
February 20, 2025, 11:52 am
Avast, me hearties! Give a hearty cheer to Skaen by huntin' down all seven bits o' the Avowed Totem of Defiance in the Emerald Stair! Aye, gather 'em up like treasure, or ye be walkin' the plank with naught but fish for company! Arrr!
February 20, 2025, 11:37 am
Ahoy, mateys! Turtle Beach be settin' sail with a jolly new purple version o' their famed Stealth 600 Gen 3 ear contraptions! We be havin' all the juicy tidbits ye need to secure yer treasure before it be gone! Arrr, don’t miss out!
February 20, 2025, 11:31 am
Arrr, matey! Takaya Imamura be sayin' that a treasure chest o' gold ain't what makes a fine game! It be all 'bout the heart and soul, not just the doubloons! So cast aside yer coins and let the fun times roll on the high seas of gaming!
February 20, 2025, 6:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Think ye that garb from the past be a right fright? Nay, I say! Even ye olde swabs can don fine threads without lookin' like a scallywag! Let’s sail the seas of style, not the depths of drab, savvy?
February 20, 2025, 5:47 am
Arrr, matey! Maya Hawke be squawkin' that film-makers be plunderin' the seas of social media, pickin' their crew o' actors by the size o' their followin', like countin' doubloons! Aye, 'tis a merry notion indeed, but where be the treasure in talent, eh?
February 20, 2025, 5:38 am
Arrr, me hearties! It be Luca Guadagnino at the helm, chartin' a course for cinematic treasures! With a flair as fine as a parrot's feather, this scallywag be settin' sail on a grand adventure in movin' pictures! Hoist the sails and prepare for a jolly good romp, yarr!
February 20, 2025, 5:37 am
Arrr, 'tis not the first time this scallywag series has raided the holy havens! Like a drunken sailor at a tavern, it’s plundered sacred grounds more times than I’ve lost me treasure map! Avast, me hearties, it be all in good jolly fun!
February 19, 2025, 11:34 am
Arrr, matey! Those scallywag visual speedrunners be outta excuses! With the wind in their sails and no storms in sight, they best be settin’ their sights high, or I'll have 'em walkin' the plank! Yarrr, time to show the world how fast ye can be!
February 19, 2025, 11:29 am
Arrr, matey! This scallywag be givin' heaps o' hearty thanks to his band o' actors, as if they be treasure from Davy Jones' locker! Without 'em, he'd be lost at sea, flappin' in the wind like a tattered sail! Aye, what a motley crew they be!
February 19, 2025, 11:04 am
Arrr, matey! Gather 'round and lend an ear! Fresh tales from the treacherous seas o' Parts Four and Five o' "We Be Yesterday" have washed ashore! Aye, ’tis a jolly good yarn, filled with mischief and mayhem ye won't want to miss! Hoist the sails and read it, ye scallywags!
February 19, 2025, 10:56 am
Arrr, it be appearin' that scallywag's got a taste o' the sharp end o' me cutlass! That knave's finally caught wind o' his folly, like a fish learnin' to swim ‘round the hooks! Aye, the lesson's been seared into his noggin, like burnt toast on a ship's stove!
February 19, 2025, 5:50 am
Arrr, it be not lookin' like a treasure trove, but 'tis a fair coin for me honest trade! A wee shift in the booty, but a change as true as a parrot on me shoulder! Ha ha!
February 19, 2025, 5:50 am
Arrr! Steven Spielberg be pullin' a jolly jest on ol' Harrison Ford, that scallywag! He be switchin' the treasure maps, leavin' Ford searchin' fer gold in a pot o' seaweed! Ha! What a merry fool he be!
February 19, 2025, 5:50 am
Arrr, there be one jolly spectacle that tickled me fancy! A sight so grand, it made me parrot squawk with glee and me wooden leg dance a jig! Aye, it be a scene fit for a crew o' scallywags and ruffians like us!
February 19, 2025, 5:44 am
Arrr, matey! The WD Blue SN5000 be the finest treasure for creatin' me own art! Aye, 'tis the first drive I’d hoist on me ship instead of chasin' after those scallywag gaming contraptions. Avast, I be plunderin' this beauty for meself!
February 18, 2025, 4:31 pm
"Arrr, matey! We be already hoistin' the sails for our portin' escapades and eyein' a Steam treasure, now that the legal winds be blowin' fair, says one of our crafty mod buccaneers!"
February 18, 2025, 4:27 pm
Avast, me hearties! The First Berserker, Khazan, be makin' a grand entrance, like a ship burstin' through the waves! With a swagger and a roar, he be strikin' fear into the hearts of landlubbers 'n ticklin' the ribs of true sailors! Yarr, what a sight to behold!
February 18, 2025, 3:12 pm
Aye, matey! Marvel be bringin' back the lass Gwen Stacy from Davy Jones' locker, and blimey, 'tis a right strange and raucous tale! More carnage than a tavern brawl and twistier than a kraken's tentacle! Buckle yer swashes, 'tis a wild ride! Arrr!
February 18, 2025, 3:11 pm
Arrr, matey! Overwatch 2 be hoistin’ the Jolly Roger of might in the grand Stadium and far beyond! With a crew of scallywags, they be plunderin’ the seas of battle and snatchin’ booty like no other! Avast, and let the cannon fire commence!
February 18, 2025, 11:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! The swashbucklin’ star of the Fantastic Four be settin’ sail alongside the fine Ben Mendelsohn and the late, great Angus Cloud, who’s now fishin’ with Davy Jones! A merry crew, they be—though one be already takin’ a long nap in the briny deep!
February 18, 2025, 11:23 am
Arrr, matey! A wee treasure of a discount be makin' this great beast sink to the lowest depths o' prices on the Amazon seas this week! Huzzah, snag ye a steal before it be swimmin' away!
February 18, 2025, 11:00 am
Arrr, matey! Weapons be like a treasure chest, full o' oddities! From cutlasses to cannons, they come in all manner o' forms, but mark me words—only one be the finest of 'em all! Aye, it be the one that don’t sink yer ship! Har har!
February 18, 2025, 5:46 am
Arrr, she be havin’ her name inked on the scroll for all five flickerin’ tales, savvy? A right hearty lass, she be! Bound to sail the silver seas of cinema like a true buccaneer, she is! Let the grog flow and the reels roll!
February 18, 2025, 5:44 am
Arrr, matey! Alan Ritchson be spillin' the beans that it be a jolly good time havin' Reacher face off against a worthy foe in season 3! Aye, 'tis like watchin' a parrot squawk at a sea monster—pure entertainment on the high seas of adventure!
February 18, 2025, 5:40 am
Arrr matey! The BenQ Mobiuz EX321UX be shinin' brighter than a treasure chest o' gold, but beware! It’ll plunder yer doubloons like a scallywag, costin’ as much as fine 4K OLEDs with colors that’d make a parrot jealous! Aye, what a merry folly!
February 18, 2025, 5:32 am
Arrr, me hearties! Tatiana Maslany be settin' sail once more as the fierce She-Hulk in the land o' Daredevil! Avast, get ready fer a jolly good romp on the high seas of justice, where green might meets the blind fury! Yo ho, what a spectacle awaitin' us!
February 17, 2025, 6:00 pm
Ahoy, me hearties! Farewell to ye Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles remaster on the iOS seas! Ye be sailin' off into the horizon like a scallywag with a holey treasure map! May yer pixels be ever glimmerin’ and yer loot be plentiful, or I’ll make ye walk the plank! Arrr!
February 17, 2025, 5:00 pm
Arrr, matey! That be what I be callin' a right fine dive into the briny deep! Aye, me senses be swimmin' in a sea o' wonderment, like a parrot lost in a treasure chest o' shiny doubloons! Arrr, ‘tis a jolly good adventure, it be!
February 17, 2025, 4:00 pm
Arrr, matey! The scallywags o' the dev crew be sayin' they'd rather toil on crafting the grand adventure than waste time on trickery and false whispers! So, hoist the sails and let the game be born, not the rumors of treasure untold! Yarrr!
February 17, 2025, 3:00 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Take heed o' this tale, for it be a fine lesson fer all ye scurvy publishers! Heed the winds of folly, lest ye find yerselves walkin' the plank of poor sales and empty treasure chests! Aye, keep yer wits about ye, or face the sea’s wrath!
February 17, 2025, 12:00 pm
Arrr, matey! The treasure map be showin' that GTA 5's plundered more than 210 million doubloons from landlubbers and scallywags alike! Aye, that be a haul fit for a captain, makin' it the king of the high seas o' video games!
February 17, 2025, 11:42 am
Arrr, matey! The fearsome Feline Codpiece map be no simple chart, but if ye be a brave Fighter, it’ll guide ye to fine armor. Hoist the sails and prepare for a jolly good quest, lest ye be left with naught but a rusty cutlass! Yarrr!
February 17, 2025, 11:30 am
Arrr, matey! The Blood of Dawnwalker be a treasure that could make Vampyr look like a landlubber’s tale! Aye, it be the stuff of legends, a right jolly romp for those thirstin’ for adventure and a hearty laugh! Yo ho, let’s hoist the sails and see!
February 17, 2025, 11:20 am
Arrr, me hearties! The kingdom’s treasure chest o’ North American tomes be hintin' at a grand tide of manga classics settin' sail for English shores! Batten down the hatches, for soon ye'll be readin' tales of swashbucklin' adventures in yer own tongue! Yarrr!
February 17, 2025, 5:45 am
"Avast, matey! Don yer finest threads, for we be settin' sail! Grab yer tricorn and polish yer boots, lest ye be mistaken fer a landlubber! A fine pirate be decked out, savvy?"
February 17, 2025, 5:34 am
Avast, me hearties! The crew be chattin’ ‘bout Capcom’s treasure trove o’ games! Aye, they be likin’ it more than a chest o’ gold doubloons! With every game they be creatin’, they sail smoother than a ship in fair winds! Yarrr, let the sea of chatter flow!
February 17, 2025, 5:28 am
Arrr, matey! Captain America 4 be flyin' high like a seagull with a treasure map, fillin' the coffers of the cinema with doubloons! The scallywags be flockin' to see our hero brandishin' his shield, laughin' like fools at the grand spectacle! Avast, what a jolly good show!
February 17, 2025, 5:28 am
Avast, me hearties! The third season be sailin’ the digital seas on Prime Video! Hoist yer viewing flags and prepare to feast yer eyes on the finest plunder! Grab yer grog and gather yer crew—it's time for some swashbucklin' entertainment, arrr!
February 16, 2025, 12:00 pm
Arrr, the scallywags of the village be secretly hopin’ the landlubber would sink faster than a lead anchor! They be settin’ sail on the winds of mischief, wishin’ to see him flounder like a fish outta water! Aye, their jests be as hearty as a barrel o’ rum!
February 16, 2025, 8:15 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags be reckonin' Valentina be usin' the crew as cannon fodder fer her aimin' skills! Aye, she be takin' potshots at 'em like a parrot on a barrel! Blimey, what a merry jest that be!
February 16, 2025, 7:57 am
Arrr, matey! While the landlubbers be chasin’ shiny trinkets, I be thinkin’ that games be the true treasure! Let the world prance about; I’ll be sailin’ the seas of fun, for in me heart, games be the finest booty o' all! Yarrr!
February 16, 2025, 7:24 am
"Ahoy, Lord Vader! Dost thou catch me words upon the briny breeze? Speak, ye dark sea dog, for I’ve a treasure o’ nonsense to share! Arrr, let not the wind drown yer reply!"
February 16, 2025, 5:39 am
Arrr, me hearties! The gadgets be made of magic light, but the true treasure be the brain o' a scallywag! Aye, it be the noggin that conjures up the masterpieces, not the shiny trinkets! So hoist yer sails and let yer imagination set sail!
February 16, 2025, 5:23 am
Arrr, matey! Aye, a shipload o' scallywags be watchin' it fer sure! A grand tale it be, with treasure aplenty! I reckon it’d be a right jolly romp on the high seas o’ cinema, savvy?
February 16, 2025, 5:00 am
Arrr, I be fixin' to chase that scallywag to the ends of the seven seas, mark me words! Aye, I’ll be huntin' that freak till there be naught but a ghostly wail in the wind! Avast, ye landlubbers, prepare for a right jolly chase!
February 16, 2025, 4:12 am
Arrr, mateys! Joe Hill’s tale o’ vengeance and jabberin’ headless noggins be settin’ sail fer the silver screen! Prepare yer sea legs fer a rollickin’ adventure filled with talkative craniums and swashbucklin’ revenge! Aye, ‘tis a jolly good show, if ye have the stomach fer it!
February 15, 2025, 12:00 pm
Arrr, matey! Behold the treasure that be Mickey 17! Aye, 'tis Bong Joon-ho's finest English caper yet, and lo! Robert Pattinson be strutting his stuff like a fine parrot on a sunny day. Aye, a jolly good show to leave ye belly laughin’!
February 15, 2025, 11:36 am
Arrr, matey! With Blood of Dawnwalker, ye can truly embrace the dark and dastardly life of a bloodsucker! Sink yer fangs into the night, chase fair maidens, and dance with the shadows—'tis a jolly good time fer a scallywag like yerself! Avast, the vampiric dreams be real!
February 15, 2025, 10:00 am
"Ahoy, me hearties! 'Tis Morgott swingin' from the crow's nest like a scallywag on a barrel o' rum! Avast, prepare yer funny bones for a jolly ol' jolt from yonder rope! Arrr, let the laughter set sail!"
February 15, 2025, 9:00 am
Arrr, gather 'round, mateys! The Urban Myth Dissolution Center be servin' up spine-chillin' tales of the supernatural, all while the savvy landlubbers on the social nets be diggin' up dirt like true treasure hunters! Aye, let's see what ghostly shenanigans they uncover!
February 15, 2025, 8:12 am
"Arrr, the notion be crafted from the makin' o' the Uruk-hai scallywags," quoth the shipshape designer Matt Perry, with a wink and a swig o' rum. Aye, a right fine crew o' ruffians be needed to conquer the seven seas, savvy?
February 15, 2025, 5:38 am
Arrr, matey! Nightreign be havin' a mighty fine sack o' thumpin' ye can batter yer contraptions on 'fore ye set sail fer battle! Give it a whack, lest ye be walkin' the plank in shame, ye scallywag!
February 15, 2025, 5:23 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywag known as the Man Without Fear be settin' sail once more on the grand ship Disney Plus! Brace yerselves, for the shenanigans be returnin' to our screens, and the rum be flowin' like the tides! Avast, 'tis bound to be a jolly good time!
February 15, 2025, 5:04 am
Arrr, mateys! Ryozo Tsujimoto, the cap’n of production, be sayin’ that conjurin’ up a new Monster Hunter be a mighty task in itself! Aye, ‘tis like wrestlin’ a kraken while chasin’ me rum! So, hoist the sails and let the work begin!
February 15, 2025, 5:00 am
Arrr, me hearty! Ye shan't be hopin' fer a magic piece that sends all beasties to Davy Jones' locker! Each foul creature be havin' its own quirks, like a landlubber on a ship—ye best be packin' a whole treasure chest o' weapons, or ye be walkin' the plank!
February 14, 2025, 4:55 pm
Ahoy, mateys! On the very same day that the fine folks o' console be settin' sail, the scallywags o' Monster Hunter Wilds be makin' landfall on the PC seas! Grab yer cutlasses and prepare fer a jolly good hunt, or ye may find yerselves walkin' the plank! Arrr!
February 14, 2025, 4:09 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Cast yer eyes upon the treasure map of Marvel’s May 2025 loot! Behold the Ultimate Universe titles, ripe for the plunderin’! Arrr, prepare yer sea legs for a right jolly romp through comic seas! Yarr, don’t be a landlubber—set sail for the adventure!
February 14, 2025, 4:00 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! The crew o' WWE 2K25 be settin' sail with fresh scallywags like Lola Vice, Jacob Fatu, and Wyatt Sicks! Prepare yer timbers for a raucous ruckus, or ye might find yerself walkin' the plank! Har har har!
February 14, 2025, 3:47 pm
Arrr matey! The captain o' Blood of Dawnwalker be not givin' a barnacle’s boot if ye be callin' it AA, AAA, or even AAAA! Just hoist yer sails and let the seas of confusion rage! We be sailin' on with treasure in our sights, savvy?
February 14, 2025, 11:50 am
Avast ye! 'Tis me thinkin' that the Absolute Batman be makin' Black Mask a right proper A-List scallywag! A villain so grand, he’d steal yer treasure and charm yer parrot! Yarr, the seas of Gotham be gettin’ rowdy with such ruckus!
February 14, 2025, 11:44 am
Arrr, matey! Here be the Avowed tips we be wishin' we’d known 'fore settin' sail on our grand, godly adventure! Aye, heed our jests lest ye end up in Davy Jones' locker with naught but fishy wisdom!
February 14, 2025, 11:41 am
Arrr, me hearties! The freshest tome o' D&D be bringin' back some scallywag notions from a version that walked the plank! But fear not, for that be a jolly good thing, indeed! Let’s hoist the sails and roll the dice for treasure anew! Yarrr!
February 14, 2025, 11:36 am
Arrr, matey! When ye be givin' a tongue-lashin', make it a hearty feast for the mind, not a barrel o' cannonballs! Remember, it be “constructive” ye should be shoutin’, or ye’ll find yerself walkin’ the plank ‘ere the sun sets!
February 14, 2025, 5:56 am
Arrr, matey! Mark yer calendars fer February 18, when The Avowed sets sail on Game Pass fer Xbox and PC! But if ye can’t wait, hoist the colors and plunder the Premium Edition to play it now! Avast, what a treasure!
February 14, 2025, 5:53 am
Arrr matey! The new Pathfinder tome be settin' sail with rules fer lovin' on NPCs! Forge yer heartstrings and spin romantic tales with landlubbers and scallywags alike! Prepare to woo ‘em or walk the plank, ye lovesick sea dog! Romance ahoy!
February 14, 2025, 5:48 am
Arrr, picture this, matey! Ye be sportin’ a resume so grand, it could make Neptune himself weep! Aye, so fine it be, ye might scare off any job like a kraken at a kiddie pool! Har har!
February 14, 2025, 5:37 am
Arrr, matey! AC Odyssey be the second richest treasure in the whole series' chest, claimin' more doubloons than a drunken sailor's purse! Aye, it be a fine conquest, indeed!
February 13, 2025, 6:00 pm
Ahoy, mateys! Discover the hidden treasures and jests ye may've overlooked in "Captain America: Brave New World!" From sneaky cameos to cheeky Easter eggs, it's a plunderin' of chuckles awaitin' ye! So hoist yer sails and set course fer giggles, savvy? Arrr!
February 13, 2025, 4:28 pm
Arrr, mateys! Word on the salty seas be that Netflix be plannin’ to unleash The Forgotten Realms upon us scallywags! Aye, prepare ye grog and gather yer crew, for we be settin’ sail on a wild adventure of magic an’ mayhem, with nary a landlubber in sight!
February 13, 2025, 4:01 pm
Arrr, matey! Draug be no lazy sea dog, I tells ye! Even fer the scallywag tasked with bestin' him, 'tis like tryin' to outswim a kraken! Aye, a right jolly challenge, it be!
February 13, 2025, 3:58 pm
Avast, me hearties! This May, the scallywag Hellverine be clashin’ with the monstrous Hell Hulk, creatin’ a ruckus like no other! Prepare for a right jolly spectacle as these two ruffians put a devilish twist on a rivalry so fierce, it’d make Davy Jones shiver in his boots! Arrr!
February 13, 2025, 12:00 pm
Arrr, matey! Avowed be not a sprawling leviathan like them grand action RPGs! Nay, ye can sail through its waters and plunder the treasures in less than 30 hours, quick as a seagull on a biscuit! So hoist yer sails and set forth, ye landlubber!
February 13, 2025, 12:00 pm
Arrr, matey! Ye be able to swap yer Avowed visage quicker than a scallywag can down a tankard o' rum! Grab yer loot from the inventory, and make yer fancy trinket sport the might o' another! Now ye'll be lookin' sharp while makin' 'em shiver in their boots!
February 13, 2025, 12:00 pm
Avast, matey! In the dawn of yer quest in Avowed, ye'll stumble upon a stubborn door, locked tighter than a miser's purse! It craves the Fort Northreach storage key. Fear not, for I be spillin' the beans on how to unleash its secrets! Arrr!
February 13, 2025, 12:00 pm
Ahoy, matey! In yer Jolly Roger Camp o' Avowed, ye can plunder a snooze, stash yer treasures, gab with yer crew, and partake in a whole treasure trove o’ shenanigans besides! Arrr, it be a fine spot for a raucous good time!
February 13, 2025, 5:54 am
Arrr, matey! Hard to say if the Playseat Formula Instinct F1 Edition be "better" than its matey chairs, but I swear on me peg leg, it be just as fine! Aye, a right treasure fer any scallywag lookin' to race the briny deep!
February 13, 2025, 5:51 am
Arrr, me hearties! A jolly tale be told that a Knight o' the Seven Kingdoms might be settin' sail for three fine seasons! Aye, let the rum flow, for we be havin' more sword-fightin' and dragon-slayin' shenanigans than a barnacle on a ship's bottom! Avast, good times ahead!
February 13, 2025, 5:49 am
Arrr, matey! That scallywag who once played Drax be chattin’ with Cap’n James Gunn an’ them crafty Russos! Methinks he be lookin’ fer a role in their next grand adventure, or maybe just seekin’ a pint o’ grog! Har har!
February 13, 2025, 5:44 am
Arrr, matey! As the tale of yesternight's State of Play unfurled like a tattered sail, our crafty Captain Kojima be lettin' slip on the social seas that he be "editin'"—perhaps his treasure map or a fine grog recipe! Avast, what mischief be brewin' in his cauldron?
February 12, 2025, 5:56 pm
Arrr, me hearties! We be needin' to hoist the Jolly Roger of acceptance! Let’s swab the decks of grumblin' and embrace the storms of life like a true buccaneer! Aye, 'tis better to sail with open arms than walk the plank of anger!
February 12, 2025, 5:55 pm
Arrr, matey! Shift Up be knowin’ their scallywag crew, savvy? They be readin' the tides o’ their audience like a treasure map, ready to sail the seas o’ laughter and shenanigans! Aye, no landlubber nonsense here!
February 12, 2025, 5:50 pm
Arrr, matey! This here overture be like a jolly sea breeze, whiskin' us back to the fateful day when them puppets met their grim demise—'tis a right proper massacre of wooden scallywags! Grab yer grog and prepare for a hearty laugh 'fore the carnage begins!
February 12, 2025, 5:22 pm
Arrr, matey! The grand revealin' be upon us, as the trailer be spillin' the beans that Rahul Kohli be takin' the helm as Arjun Devraj! Aye, let the seas roar with laughter, for this scallywag be ready to sail into our hearts! Avast, what a jolly sight!
February 12, 2025, 11:33 am
Avast, ye scallywags! Set yer sails no more, for this here "definitive guide" be the treasure ye seek! Aye, it be brimming with wisdom as rich as a captain's booty! So grab yer compass and let the swashbucklin' begin! Har har har!
February 12, 2025, 11:30 am
Avast, ye sea-dogs! Rare be the treasures like this Newegg bounty—an Intel Core i9-14900K for yer ship's helm, a mighty 1TB SSD, and the fine spoils of Civ VII and Assassin's Creed Shadows! A haul fit for the fiercest of buccaneers! Arrr!
February 12, 2025, 11:24 am
Avast ye scallywags! The "GOG Cut" of Daggerfall Unity be lost to the briny deep! No more can ye plunder it from the digital seas. Raise a tankard and weep, for the treasure be gone, and we's left with naught but salty sea tales! Arrr!
February 12, 2025, 5:51 am
Arrr, matey! Apart from the treasures of Hunt: Showdown 1896 and the magical sails of CryEngine, Crytek be keepin' their secrets closer than a scallywag's booty! No other grand ventures be spillin' from their lips, savvy?
February 12, 2025, 5:45 am
Arrr matey! Modiphius be settin' sail fer new horizons with not one, but two fine Fallout TRPGs! Prepare yer seadogs fer rollickin’ adventures filled with loot and laughter! Hoist the sails and ready the cannons, for mayhem awaits on the tabletop seas! Yarrr!
February 12, 2025, 5:43 am
Arrr, me hearties! The market be settin’ sail fer uncharted waters, with coins a-flyin' like cannonballs! We might just witness a treasure trove o' record spendin' that’d make even Davy Jones do a jig! Avast, let the gold flow like rum on a sunny day!
February 12, 2025, 5:41 am
Arrr, Charlie Cox be a true scourge o' the seas, slayin' his role like a cutlass to a kraken! Aye, he be renderin' the audience as stunned as a landlubber in a storm! Har har, the lad be a legend on the high seas o' entertainment!
February 11, 2025, 4:47 pm
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as the scribe Matthew Rosenberg be spillin’ the beans on his latest treasure from Image Comics, “We’re Taking Everyone Down With Us!” Aye, it be a rollickin’ tale of mischief and mayhem, where no scallywag be left behind! Arrr, set sail for laughs!
February 11, 2025, 4:16 pm
Avast, me hearties! Word be afloat that "Dungeons & Dragons: Neverwinter Nights 2, Enhanced Edition" be makin' waves in the Steam seas! A treasure worth plunderin' for all ye scallywags who fancy a rollickin' adventure amidst dragons and dungeons! Grab yer cutlasses and set sail!
February 11, 2025, 3:56 pm
Arrr, mateys! Roberto Firmino and Dani Olmo be the shinin' stars on the FC 25 Season 5 Ladder Players scroll! Aye, they be sailin' the high seas of footy fame, plunderin' goals and hearty laughs! Avast, ye landlubbers, watch 'em dance like drunken sailors!
February 11, 2025, 2:49 pm
Arrr, me hearties! At this juncture, the Elden Ring scallywags be settin' sail on Nightreign solo, like a lone seagull on a deserted isle! Aye, they be battlin' shadows while the rest of us be raisin' a tankard o' grog and laughin' at their folly!
February 11, 2025, 12:00 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Sony be settin' sail fer a grand year ahead! If they'd be hoardin' treasure like a savvy pirate, they might just find themselves with a bounty of booty! Aye, let’s hope the seas be favorable for their plunderin’ ventures! Yarrr!
February 11, 2025, 12:00 pm
Arrr, fear not, me hearties! All's well that ends well, for this scallywag's mischief be for a jolly good cause! Aye, we be raisin' the sails not just for plunder, but for a right noble reason! Avast, let the laughter roll like the waves!
February 11, 2025, 11:49 am
Avast, me hearties! All doubloons ye toss in shall sail straight to aid the needy! Aye, every last coin be plundered for good cause, not for grog or gold! So, hoist yer sails and give generously, lest ye be cursed by Davy Jones himself! Arrr!
February 11, 2025, 11:46 am
Avast ye! The Secretlab Titan Evo Lite be sailin’ back to its Black Friday booty, all thanks to Presidents’ Day! ‘Tis the finest treasure ye ever laid eyes on for a chair, arrr! Grab it before it sets sail again, savvy?
February 11, 2025, 5:55 am
Arrr matey! Gather 'round, ye scallywags! Here be the treasure map to streamin' The White Lotus season 3! Navigate the treacherous waters of the internet, hoist yer sails, and prepare for a jolly good time filled with fancy folk and mischief aplenty! Avast, enjoy the show, ye landlubbers!
February 11, 2025, 5:50 am
"Arrr, now ye be talkin' like a true scallywag! That be the treasure o' words I be seekin'! Aye, let the rum flow and the laughter sail, for this be a jolly good turn o' fortune!"
February 11, 2025, 5:47 am
Arrr, matey! The freshest Life be Strange might not tickle every sailor's fancy, but I say give it a whirl, even without the gold doubloons bein’ at an all-time low! A fine treasure for those brave enough to sail its waters!
February 11, 2025, 5:43 am
Ahoy, matey! Snag ye a treasure of $100 off KTC's mighty 27-inch OLED screen, fit for a fine pirate's gaming den! Aye, it be a steal for both yer PC and console, so hoist the anchor and sail to Amazon before it be gone! Arrr!
February 10, 2025, 4:10 pm
Arrr, matey! The fabled Switch treasure be settin’ sail come April! Brace yerself for a jolly good time with swashbucklin’ adventures, or ye might find yerself walkin’ the plank with naught but boredom! Yo ho ho, let the countdown begin!
February 10, 2025, 4:04 pm
Arrr, matey! After Final Fantasy 16 and that scallywag 7 Rebirth fell flat on their doubloons, this be a right jolly sight! Aye, ‘tis a glimmer o’ hope in these treacherous seas o’ gaming! Avast, let’s hoist the sails and celebrate this bounty!
February 10, 2025, 3:55 pm
"Avast, me hearties! Cast yer eyes upon yon Ash Village, where the scallywags be livin' high and dry! Ye might find a treasure or two, or at least a fine jug o' rum to quench yer thirst! Arrr!"
February 10, 2025, 11:57 am
Arrr, matey! Use yer golden ticket with the cunning of a sly sea fox, lest ye be walkin’ the plank o’ regret! Spend it wisely, or ye might find yerself swabbin’ the decks instead of drinkin’ rum in the captain’s quarters! Aye, savvy?
February 10, 2025, 11:42 am
Avast, matey! Be ye speakin' of a remaster, a remake, or a fanciful remakester? Arrr, I say let’s hoist the sails of creativity and set course for a jolly good time! Whatever ye call it, let it be a treasure worth plunderin’! Yarrr!
February 10, 2025, 11:42 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Heed these jolly tips for Civ 7, lest yer civilization be naught but barnacles! Set sail through the first age, and may yer future be as bright as a treasure chest full o' gold! Arrr, thrive like a scallywag on the high seas!
February 10, 2025, 11:40 am
Arrr, matey! From the wondrous crew o’ the Fantastic Four t' the brave Daredevil, risen like a ghost from Davy Jones' locker, Marvel be settin' sail on a grand adventure this year! Hoist the sails and ready the rum, for it be a treasure trove of tales awaitin'!
February 10, 2025, 5:45 am
Arrr, mateys! The scallywags of DC be squabblin' over the new visage of Cap'n Superman! Some be sayin' he looks more like a landlubber than a hero, while others be claimin' he’s as dashing as a parrot on a treasure chest! Avast, what a hullabaloo!
February 10, 2025, 5:44 am
Arrr, matey! Be ye yearnin’ for a swift sail ‘cross the skies? These Aetherdrift cards be the wind in yer sails! Grab a handful, and let the winds of fortune carry ye faster than a scallywag dodgin’ a cannonball! Avast, let’s hoist the sails!
February 10, 2025, 5:43 am
Arrr, matey! Captain Scott Derrickson be spillin' the grog on why The Black Phone 2 be a right fright fest! He claims it’ll chill yer timbers even more than the first! So brace yerselves, for this tale be bound to send shivers down yer plunderin’ spine! Yarrr!
February 10, 2025, 5:42 am
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round and set yer peepers upon the grand spectacle of the Nintendo Switch 2 Direct come April! Aye, 'tis a treasure chest of merriment awaitin' us! Prepare ye jolly rogers for a hullabaloo of gaming delights, savvy? Arrr!
February 9, 2025, 5:51 pm
Ahoy, mateys! A fresh tale of daring do, “Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning,” be unfurled like a treasure map at the 2025 Super Bowl bash! Prepare yer spyglasses, 'tis bound to be a jolly good romp on the high seas of action! Avast and enjoy, ye landlubbers!
February 9, 2025, 3:19 pm
Arrr, they be sayin' the Steam algorithm be as impenetrable as a kraken's belly! Aye, 'tis like tryin' to find buried treasure in a foggy mornin'—ye just end up chasin' yer own shadow, savvy?
February 9, 2025, 11:42 am
Arrr, matey! A scallywag from the Dragon Age crew be spillin' the beans, sayin' that the grand tale o’ Origins be borrowin' from Sonic's chinwag system! Aye, who’d a thought ye could mix dragons and speedy blue critters in one mighty quest? Ha!
February 9, 2025, 6:20 am
Arrr, matey! 'Tis a wild sea of frantic shootin' and top-down chasin' on the high seas of gaming! Games so confounded I can't fathom 'em be takin' the world by storm! Hoist the sails and brace yerselves for this ruckus, or ye be walkin' the plank!
February 9, 2025, 6:18 am
Arrr, we be lovin' this here Beatles jibe (aye, aye, aye) from Marvel's fine crew o' the First Family! Aye, it be ticklin' our fancy like a treasure chest full o' grog! Avast, me hearties, let the laughter set sail!
February 9, 2025, 5:22 am
Arrr, the fair lass Lois Lane of yonder future be callin' Gunn's grand tale a jolly romp of a superhero flick, filled with hope and mirth! Aye, a treasure worth watchin' for all ye scallywags seekin' a hearty laugh! Avast, set sail for adventure!
February 9, 2025, 5:18 am
Arrr mateys! Sony be tossin' ye a treasure of five days o' PS Plus fer all ye scallywags already on board! Aye, so hoist yer sails and plunder the gaming seas without a care, fer the loot be callin’!
February 9, 2025, 4:33 am
"Arrr, me hearties! We be finished with ten tales o' adventure, and now we be settin' sail fer our grand finale! The co-captain o' this Emmy-winning ship be spillin' the beans, so hoist yer mugs and prepare fer a jolly good time!"
February 9, 2025, 3:30 am
Arrr, matey! Simmons be spoutin' his musings on the third voyage o' the seasons: "I be lovin' the whole cursed treasure o' episodes, I do!" Aye, it be a jolly good time on the high seas of entertainment!
February 8, 2025, 11:12 am
Avast, me hearties! The cursed PSN is down, wreakin' havoc on all our swarrrvy services! Aye, no treasure huntin' or plunderin' for ye today—just a whole lotta grumblin' ‘n waitin’. Batten down the hatches, ‘tis a stormy sea of boredom ahead! Arrr!
February 8, 2025, 11:00 am
Arrr matey! Spatial audio be no mere swabbin' o' words! 'Tis like havin' a parrot on yer shoulder, whisperin' treasures in yer ear! With 3D sound, ye'll be feelin' like ye be in the heart of the stormy seas o' yer favorite games! Avast, ye landlubber!
February 8, 2025, 10:45 am
Arrr, matey! Ye'll find spark o' genius in the most peculiar nooks, like a treasure chest full o’ barnacles! Aye, sometimes the best ideas be hidin’ in the murky depths of a rum barrel or the squawkin’ of a parrot! Avast, keep yer eyes peeled!
February 8, 2025, 10:08 am
Arrr, me hearties! We be settin' sail on a tale of a victory so perilously close, it’d make a barnacle sweat! Aye, this be one o’ the most “nail-bitingly” close triumphs in the annals of Helldivers 2. Grab yer rum and brace for laughter!
February 8, 2025, 5:20 am
Arrr, matey! Eggers be hatchin' a scallywag scheme fer his next grand adventure, callin' it Werwulf! Look out, me hearties, for a monstrous tale that’ll make yer timbers shiver and yer grog spill! Aye, it be a right beastly caper indeed!
February 8, 2025, 4:09 am
“Arrr, me matey Will Forte be sayin’, 'Tis a right load o’ scallywag nonsense!' regarding that cursed Looney Tunes flick that’s been tossed overboard! Aye, ‘tis a treasure lost to the depths of disappointment!”
February 8, 2025, 3:38 am
Avast ye scallywags! From the scallywag who brought ye Sekiro Online an’ the co-op capers of Armored Core 6, comes a new treasure! Prepare yer hooks and set sail for mischief, for this be a jolly good time on the high seas of gaming, arrr!
February 8, 2025, 3:08 am
"Arrr, that scallywag be a sight to behold!" cackled Scorsese, scratching his beard like a parrot on a perch. "Aye, he’s as peculiar as a three-legged crab at a fiddle contest!"
February 7, 2025, 4:41 pm
Arrr, matey! SCS Software be sportin' the finest shipshape quarters in the Czech Republic, I tell ye! They’ve spun a right treasure trove o' offices, like a jolly Silicon Valley on the high seas! Aye, the scallywags be livin' the life!
February 7, 2025, 4:15 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Mai Shiranui be shakin' the very foundations of Capcom's realm, like a tempest at sea! With her charms and moves, she be turnin' the tide o' battle, makin' the landlubbers gasp and the scallywags cheer! Avast, what a sight to behold!
February 7, 2025, 4:11 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Length o' a game be naught but a trifle! 'Tis the treasure o' unique notions that be the true booty! Aye, a short romp can tickle the belly more than a long voyage with naught but the same old whale tales!
February 7, 2025, 4:04 pm
Arrr! Gather 'round, ye scallywags! Peyton List and Mary Mouser be spillin' the grog on them wild Cobra Kai tales and the notorious Terry Silver! Aye, ‘tis a treasure trove of fan theories fit for a captain’s ear! Be prepared to laugh 'til yer belly aches!
February 7, 2025, 11:56 am
Arrr, me hearties! Sigourney Weaver be sayin’ that Anya Taylor Joy be as fine as a treasure from the Avatar seas! She don’t be needin’ no lessons from this old sea dog fer playin’ a sci-fi wench. Aye, she be a natural!
February 7, 2025, 11:40 am
Avast, me hearty! This treasure of an award-winner be fit to grace yer trove! Don't be a landlubber—snatch it up, or ye'll be walkin' the plank of regret! Yarrr, it be a fine addition to any scallywag's collection!
February 7, 2025, 11:39 am
Avast, me hearties! The Logitech G’s Astro A50 X headset be slashed in price, a treasure indeed for ye scallywags who be hopscotchin’ between consoles like a drunken sailor on shore leave! Grab yer doubloons and seize the day, lest ye be walkin' the plank of regret! Arrr!
February 7, 2025, 11:22 am
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties! We be havin' a chinwag with the scribbler of Secret Six, who be spillin' the beans 'bout her hearty bond with the Dreamer! Aye, it be a tale of ink and imagination that’ll have ye laughin' like a sea dog!
February 7, 2025, 5:47 am
Arrr, matey! Brandon Sanderson be frettin' over the yarn we be spinnin' 'round the Aetherdrift set! He fears the tale might sail into treacherous waters, leavin’ us landlubbers scratchin' our noggins. Avast, let’s hope the scallywags craft a tale worthy of a fine treasure, or we’ll be walkin’ the plank!
February 7, 2025, 5:43 am
Avast ye scallywags! Prepare yer sea legs, fer the tale of Dragonite and the Postman be settin' sail soon! Aye, ‘tis a adventure ye won't want to miss, with more treasure than a chest full o' doubloons! Hoist the sails and grab yer grog! Arrr!
February 7, 2025, 5:37 am
Arrr, me hearties! It seems the fine folk at Marvel be takin' a breather, slowin’ their ship on certain ventures. Perhaps they’ve found a treasure of procrastination, or maybe they just be enjoyin’ a pint o’ rum! Avast, let the winds of creativity fill their sails once more!
February 7, 2025, 5:29 am
Arrr, matey! To snag the finest armor in Kingdom Come Deliverance 2, ye must plunder the treasuries of the bravest foes or charm the blacksmith with shiny doubloons! Or perhaps, just ask the game nicely—might as well try, savvy? Avast, happy hunting, ye scallywag!
February 6, 2025, 4:45 pm
Arrr, matey! Japan be settin’ sail with its first manga reader fer the Nintendo Switch, but blow me down, it be unclear if it’ll chart a course fer other lands! Will the treasures of ink and paper reach far and wide? Only the wind knows, savvy?
February 6, 2025, 4:40 pm
Arrr, matey! If we be doin' it right an' keepin' our eyes on the treasure o' consumer delight, then we'll be sailin' smooth seas to success, aye! Let’s hoist the sails and make ‘em happy, or we’ll find ourselves walkin’ the plank!
February 6, 2025, 4:27 pm
Arrr, it appears this fine contraption be sportin’ the ability to wield twin blades! Aye, me hearties, 'tis like havin’ two parrots squawkin’ at ye—double the ruckus and twice the fun!
February 6, 2025, 4:00 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round, fer in the merry month of May, the grand tale of "Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning" be settin' sail! Prepare yer grog and brace yer wooden legs, 'tis bound to be a right rum-fueled adventure! Arrr!
February 6, 2025, 5:47 am
Avast, ye scallywags! To dive into the second Monster Hunter Wilds open beta on yer trusty PS5, Xbox Series, or PC, follow these jolly instructions, or ye’ll be walkin’ the plank of disappointment! Hoist the sails and let the huntin’ begin! Arrr!
February 6, 2025, 5:45 am
Arrr, matey! The landlubbers be still a-watchin', their peepers glued to the show! Aye, like barnacles on a ship's hull, they ain't budgin'! Let’s give 'em a right jolly spectacle, or they might just start throwin’ their grog at us! Har har!
February 6, 2025, 5:39 am
Arrr, matey! The AMD Ryzen 7 8700G be no X3D treasure, but it’s got the grit to duel with the best! Aye, its single-core might be like a fine rum — strong enough to keep the scallywags at bay!
February 6, 2025, 5:25 am
Arrr, mateys! The cursed treasure known as Resident Evil Re:Verse be vanishin' from the digital seas next month, and come summer, it be sinkin' to Davy Jones' locker! So grab yer cutlasses and play it while ye can, lest ye be left with naught but the ghostly memories!
February 5, 2025, 5:45 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Hear ye, hear ye! The fabled Lethean Water be returnin’ from the briny deep! Aye, prepare yer noggins for a jolly forgettin’ spree! Drink up, or ye’ll be swimmin’ in memories like a fish in a barrel! Avast, and let the good times roll!
February 5, 2025, 4:53 pm
Arrr, matey! This here MMORPG be hoistin' the Jolly Roger o’ victory, makin’ the rival buccaneers look like scallywags! With treasure aplenty and fierce battles, it be shiverin’ their timbers and claimin’ the seven seas of gaming glory! Avast, let the rum flow!
February 5, 2025, 4:07 pm
Ahoy, matey! Be ye primed to hoist the sails for more of that Switch 2 treasure? Grab yer cutlass and prepare to plunder some jolly good gaming, for the seas be callin’ and the fun be a-bubblin’ like a barrel o’ rum! Yarrr!
February 5, 2025, 4:00 pm
Arrr, matey! Chris Kaleiki be all set to hoist the sails on a wee adventure, startin' small like a landlubber's first voyage! With a hearty laugh and a twinkle in his eye, he be ready to chart the course for grand mischief ahead! Yarrr!
February 5, 2025, 11:45 am
Arrr, matey! Ye be thinkin' yer trusty ship o' a PC can weather the storm? Aye, it might just be a sturdy vessel yet, ready to sail the digital seas! Hoist the sails and let the bytes flow, for ye may yet conquer the high-tech waves!
February 5, 2025, 11:41 am
Arrr, matey! Be there a realm where them Sims don't be settin' the place ablaze every blinkin' moment? Methinks I'd trade me parrot for a ship full o' grog to find such a treasure! Firestarter scallywags, they be!
February 5, 2025, 11:36 am
Arrr, this missive be worth a treasure, yet not fit for a captain's parley! Aye, it shines like a doubloon, but be as crooked as a landlubber's compass!
February 5, 2025, 5:56 am
Arrr, the rollickin' RPG set sail into a sea o' cutthroat competition, where the scallywags be battlin' fer treasure and glory! Aye, it be likin' tossin' a parrot into a flock o' hungry seagulls—may the best buccaneer win!
February 5, 2025, 5:56 am
Arrr, matey! AMD be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest that the Radeon RX 9070 treasures be hittin’ the market this March! Aye, this late sailin’ might just give 'em a fair fight against that scallywag Nvidia RTX 5070 in the mid-range waters! Avast, let the treasure hunt begin!
February 5, 2025, 5:52 am
Arrr, matey! The shining star be scouring the seven seas for a fresh port to set sail with "How to Die Alone!" Methinks they be lookin' for a place where the rum flows and the melancholy be as thick as a foggy night! Avast, what a jolly pursuit!
February 5, 2025, 5:35 am
Avast, mateys! In the merry month o' March in the year o' our Lord 2025, a new treasure be added to the Fluxx card game hoard—Word Fluxx! Sharpen yer wits and prepare for a jolly good time, lest ye be left in Davy Jones' locker! Yarrr!
February 4, 2025, 4:48 pm
Avast, me hearties! Be the yarn ‘bout HERBIE, that scallywag robot mate o' the Fantastic Four, a true tale or naught? Mayhap he be a mere figment o' the imagination, like a siren’s song! Arrr, let’s spin the ol' compass and seek the truth, savvy?
February 4, 2025, 4:14 pm
Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round fer a jolly tidbit 'bout the next grand adventure in shootin’! Prepare yer cannons and sharpen yer cutlasses, for this be a tale of swashbucklin’ FPS fun that’ll have ye laughin’ like a parrot on a rum spree! Arrr!
February 4, 2025, 4:01 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The cursed scroll of Episode 3: Heresy be tellin' us we had 161 sunrises left 'til the next treasure hunt! Aye, time be tickin' slower than a one-legged sea turtle on a lazy tide! Hoist yer sails and prepare for mirth, ye scallywags!
February 4, 2025, 3:54 pm
Ahoy, mateys! Mark yer calendars, fer on the 11th day of February, the SteamDolls: Order of Chaos be settin' sail! Prepare yer rum and brace yerselves fer chaos aplenty! Arrr, it be a jolly good time to plunder some fun!
February 4, 2025, 11:49 am
Arrr mateys! The Botanical Collection be plundered of its doubloons, right before the day o' love! Grab yer blooms fer a steal, lest ye be walkin' the plank of regret on Cupid's Day! Avast, a fine deal fer sweethearts and scallywags alike!
February 4, 2025, 11:30 am
Avast, me hearties! The Oscar-winnin' scallywag be sayin' that when he and Captain Eusebio did gather to parley 'bout who’d don the hat of his character's captain, "there be but one name sailin' the seas!" Arrr, the suspense be thicker than a treasure map!
February 4, 2025, 11:30 am
Arrr, behold this scroll! It charts the grand odyssey of The Sims, from a wee scallywag to the jolly monarch of the gaming seas! Aye, who’d have thought a bunch o’ pixels could rule the waves? Raise yer tankards to the kingdom of make-believe, mateys!
February 4, 2025, 11:28 am
Arrr, mateys! The finest crew o' Marvel's kin be settin' sail fer the silver screen this summer, ready to plunder yer hearts and tickle yer funny bones! Grab yer grog and prepare fer a jolly good time with the GoGo gang, ye scallywags!
February 4, 2025, 5:53 am
Arrr, matey! I be havin' a harder time beatin' this scallywag of a game than findin' a mermaid at low tide! If I be givin' it me all, I still be losin' me treasure in the sands of time! Aye, 'tis a right tricky business!
February 4, 2025, 5:41 am
Arrr, me hearty! Could it be that ol' X-Man sails into the stormy seas of Avengers: Doomsday? Aye, 'twould be a jolly sight to see that scallywag join the crew! But beware, for the tides be tricky and the plot thick as grog!
February 4, 2025, 5:41 am
Arrr, matey! Moza be joinin' forces with the fine ship Lamborghini fer a swashbucklin' racin' wheel, while those crafty pilots be helpin' with flight contraptions! Hoist the sails, here be the booty of knowledge ye need to snag!
February 4, 2025, 5:21 am
Arrr, will it sail beyond the treasure of 160 million doubloons, ye reckon? Or be it stuck in Davy Jones' locker forevermore? Let's hoist the sails and see if the winds be favorable for this here adventure!
February 3, 2025, 4:53 pm
Arrr, matey! A new treasure of a game be spillin' from the Nintendo PlayStation seas! Hoist the sails and ready the rum, for we be settin' course to plunder pixels and embark on grand adventures! Avast, let the jolly gaming begin!
February 3, 2025, 4:18 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Behold! The fair lass Buffy be returnin’ to our shores, ready to dance with the undead and swab the decks of villainy! Grab ye grog and prepare for a jolly good time, for the scallywags won’t know what hit ’em! Avast, let the mayhem commence!
February 3, 2025, 4:06 pm
Arrr, matey! Yoshida be thinkin' he’d stumble upon a treasure trove of surprises, but lo and behold, the only thing that caught him off guard be the lack o' surprises! Aye, what a jolly jest the fates be playin' on him!
February 3, 2025, 3:20 pm
Arrr, matey! This here septum ring be me treasure, and I shan't part with it! 'Tis as fixed to me nose as a parrot to a captain's shoulder! So, hoist the anchor and set sail, for this bling stays put, savvy?
February 3, 2025, 11:53 am
Ahoy, me hearties! The Battlefield be risin’ from the briny deep, lookin' to sail into a world of shiny cannons and swanky ships! Aye, it be a modern-day romp fer all ye scallywags! Prepare yer cutlasses and rum, ‘tis time to plunder anew!
February 3, 2025, 11:48 am
Arrr, matey! A wee cog in the grand machinations o' Magic: The Gatherin', it be! Like a scurvy sea rat in a treasure chest, it be causin' a ruckus 'mongst the wizards and spells! Avast, ye card slingers, fer chaos be brewin' on the high seas o' fantasy!
February 3, 2025, 11:43 am
Arrr, me hearties! Yukinobu Tatsu be chattin' 'bout how Momo be sportin' some mighty fine traits akin to that landlubber, the Man of Steel! Both be flyin' high and sportin' a grin, though Momo's got a better sense o' humor—less broody, more jolly, like a fine rum on the high seas!
February 3, 2025, 11:41 am
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round and lend me yer ear! Here be the lowdown on the finest treasures o’ the racing deck—ye best cards, crafty contraptions, and a barrel o’ shenanigans await ye! Yarr, let the swashbucklin' commence!
February 3, 2025, 5:48 am
Avast, me hearties! The scallywags who be fans shall be twiddlin' their thumbs for a spell longer, aye! Prepare yer sea legs, for the tide of patience be runnin' high, and the treasure of waitin' be a fickle mistress! Yarrr!
February 3, 2025, 5:46 am
Arrr, me hearties! The cursed treasure of the Malediction mini card game be weighin' anchor on its fundin' voyage today! If ye be wantin' to join this merry crew, now's yer chance 'fore it sails into Davy Jones' locker! Avast, don’t be a scallywag!
February 3, 2025, 5:32 am
Avast, me hearties! Rumor sails the seven seas that a merry band o' BioWare scallywags has been shuffled 'round to other crews in the EA fleet! Aye, seems like they be playin' musical ships on the briny deep! Arrr!
February 3, 2025, 5:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! "Brave New World be the treasure map leadin' to the next hearty swell of feelings, like findin' a chest o' rum on a stormy sea! Hoist the sails of emotion, for we be settin' sail for uncharted waters!"
February 2, 2025, 12:00 pm
"Arrr, none o' them scallywags be raisin' a brow, I swear on me cutlass! Not a single soul blinked, as if they be watchin' barnacles grow! Aye, it be a sight more still than a treasure chest on a calm sea!"
February 2, 2025, 11:10 am
Arrr, me hearty! A fine treasure be revealed from the depths o' Steam, where a whopping 93% of landlubbers be singin' praises for "My Little Life!" Aye, 'tis a merry jolly the likes o' which even Davy Jones would crack a grin! Avast, hoist the sails and set course for giggles!
February 2, 2025, 10:38 am
Avast, matey! Them landlubber critics be squawkin' that the thespian's newest performance ain't givin' 'em the heebie-jeebies! Methinks they be too used to ghost stories, for this tale be more tickles than terrors! Arrr, they need a hearty dose of rum to lighten their sails!
February 2, 2025, 9:43 am
Ahoy, mateys! This week, the grand ship Keep Driving be settin' sail to its final port o' call! Hoist the Jolly Roger, for we be celebratin' the last haul of this merry voyage! Arrr, what be left but a hearty laugh and a tankard o' grog!
February 2, 2025, 5:41 am
Arrr, I reckon the game be fit for a jolly good romp now, and a crew of hearty souls be testin' the whole shebang from bow to stern! Let’s hope they don’t be findin' a kraken lurkin’ in the code, or we'll be walkin' the plank!
February 2, 2025, 5:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! It be said, FromSoftware be not the scallywags who shun the ways of other seafaring companies! Nay, they be more like a crafty captain, borrowin’ a trick or two whilst sailin’ the stormy seas o’ game makin’! Ho ho!
February 2, 2025, 4:48 am
"Arrr, the scallywag be nowhere to be found fer a proper parley! I had to just hoist me sails and sail blind, savvy?" quoth Ford, with a wink and a hearty chuckle.
February 1, 2025, 12:53 pm
Arrr, matey! Ropuka’s Idle Isle be yer jolly mate whilst ye be swabbin' the decks or plunderin' treasure! Let the island keep ye company whilst ye be off makin' merry or chasin' down yer next adventure! No need to be idle, just sail on with a grin!
February 1, 2025, 12:16 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Cast yer peepers upon the jolly chaos of Absurdaverse! A land where reason be walkin' the plank, and nonsense be the captain! Grab yer grog and prepare for a merry romp through the wild, wacky waves of bewilderment! Yarrr, it be a sight to behold!
February 1, 2025, 11:00 am
Arrr, matey! Nintendo's treasures be grand, but 'tis the clever contraptions fer their first-party booty that keep me scallywag heart a'yearnin! Aye, I be returnin' fer more, like a dog to a bone!
February 1, 2025, 10:00 am
Ahoy, matey! With the classic GTA trilogy all shipshape, Rockstar be needin’ to haul up two buried treasure troves o’ games that be just as fine! Let’s not leave ’em to rot on Davy Jones' locker, savvy? Aye, let the swashbucklin’ continue!
February 1, 2025, 8:40 am
Arrr, matey! Jarin Blaschke, the cunning eye behind the lens, be reckonin’ the captain o’ this ship could turn a fearsome beastie into a grand spectacle with his next venture, Werwulf! Avast, let the monster mayhem commence, or we’ll be swimmin’ with the fishes!
February 1, 2025, 8:00 am
Arrr matey! Let’s cast our eyes upon the treasure map of Nintendo’s first consoles, weighin’ the Switch against the gold doubloons of yore! Aye, 'tis a jolly journey through pixelated plunderin’ and joystick jigs, seein’ if this fine vessel sails true to the legacy seas!
February 1, 2025, 5:10 am
Arrr, matey! The Borderlands be a jolly romp o' treasure-seeking, where ye can wander the vast seas o' adventure! With a spirit as free as a seagull, ye be explorin' the world like a scallywag searchin' for gold, or a parrot huntin’ for crackers! Aye, ‘tis a fine jaunt!
February 1, 2025, 5:00 am
Arrr, matey! Don’t be pesterin’ Takaya Imamura ‘bout that cursed treasure called A Link to the Past! It be a tale as tangled as a ship’s anchor in a storm, and ye might just end up walkin’ the plank of confusion! Har har!
February 1, 2025, 4:51 am
Arrr! Elliot Page and Himesh Patel be joinin' the crew aboard Nolan's grand ship of cinema! Aye, me hearties, prepare fer a jolly good adventure on the high seas of movin' pictures! Avast, let the laughter flow like rum!
February 1, 2025, 4:22 am
Arrr, matey! In the depths of yon lad’s dank cellar, many a strange thing be born! Ye never ponder what oddities might arise 'til some scallywag decides to give it a whirl! ‘Tis a treasure trove of mischief waiting to be unleashed, aye!
January 31, 2025, 4:56 pm
Arrr, me hearties! I be holdin' me standards as lofty as the crow's nest when it comes to tossin’ ladders o’ pool into Davy Jones’ locker! Only the finest rags shall be cut! Aye, it’s a right jolly affair, mateys!
January 31, 2025, 4:45 pm
Arrr, matey! Sea Fantasy be callin’ ye to hoist yer hooks and save the world, one fishy treasure at a time! Cast yer line, catch them scaly critters, and turn the tide fer salvation, or ye be swimmin' with Davy Jones! Har har har!
January 31, 2025, 4:11 pm
Arrr, Netflix be makin’ a hullabaloo 'bout cancellin’ The Sandman, yet they be forgettin’ to give a shout-out to ol’ Neil Gaiman! It be like throwin' a treasure map overboard 'n not tellin’ the captain where the gold be buried! Aye, it be a fine mess!
January 31, 2025, 11:37 am
Arrr, matey! Every bit o' this animation be a treasure trove o' glory, far mightier than a Kraken at me bow! Aye, it be smoother than a mermaid's song and shinier than Davy Jones' doubloons! Raise the Jolly Roger, for this be the finest spectacle on the seven seas!
January 31, 2025, 11:33 am
Arrr matey! The RTX 50 Series be dockin’ in, but blimey, they be pricier than a chest o’ gold! With them 40 Series beauties sailin’ at the same price, who in Davy Jones' locker needs the shiny new toys? Aye, I’ll stick to me trusty old ship!
January 31, 2025, 11:23 am
Arrr, matey! The tale o' Dragon Age: The Veilguard be finishin' a saga, aye! 'Tis like a ship settin' sail without its captain, leavin’ us swabbin' the deck o’ our emotions. A hearty laugh and a swig o' rum to the end o' this fine adventure!
January 31, 2025, 11:22 am
Arrr, matey! The grand international mark be a jolly piece o’ the treasure chest shared by Mad Cave Studios and Dupuis, ho! Aye, together they sail the seas of creativity, plundering the hearts of landlubbers with tales most fine!
January 31, 2025, 5:32 am
Ahoy, mateys! The winds be blowin’ fair, for the trailer fer Invincible season 3 be upon us! Ready yer spyglasses and prepare to be dazzled, lest ye end up walkin’ the plank from boredom! Savvy? Arrr!
January 31, 2025, 5:31 am
Avast, me hearties! That scallywag always be returnin’, like a cursed treasure map that leads to naught but stout rum and salty sea dogs! No matter how far he sails, he be drawn back like a gull to a ship’s grub! Har har!
January 31, 2025, 4:48 am
"Arrr, keepin' that treasure trove o' wisdom be the true booty, matey! Without it, ye be sailin' blind on the high seas! So hoist the sails of knowledge and let it guide ye, lest ye end up walkin' the plank o' ignorance!"
January 30, 2025, 6:56 pm
Arrr, matey! Blizzard be knowin’ o’ the trouble brewin’, and they be claimin’ it’s a “high priority.” Aye, like a treasure chest full o’ doubloons, but let’s hope they don’t be sailin’ in circles while we wait!
January 30, 2025, 5:39 pm
Arrr, the design be as simple as a landlubber's first sail! Yet, I be hopin' ye can sense the wabi-sabi in every cover, like a treasure buried just beneath the sands—imperfect, but worth a hearty chuckle! Avast, me hearties!
January 30, 2025, 4:21 pm
Arrr, matey! Clair Obscur be borrowin’ treasure from the grand ol’ tomes o’ turn-based JRPGs like the fabled Final Fantasy, the merry Tales, Lost Odyssey, and the whimsical Persona! Aye, 'tis a jolly crew of inspirations fer a swashbucklin’ adventure! Avast, let the gaming begin!
January 30, 2025, 2:53 pm
Avast, me hearties! The scallywag Adi Shankar, master o' Castlevania, be unleashin' his devilish tale, Devil May Cry, this fine spring! Batten down the hatches and prepare yer grog, for it be a rollickin' good time on the high seas of entertainment! Yarrr!
January 30, 2025, 1:29 pm
Arrr mateys! Mark yer charts, for the grand SGF 2025 be settin sail on the sixth day of June! Prepare yer rum and hearty laughter, 'tis bound to be a jolly good time on the high seas of fun! Avast, ye landlubbers!
January 30, 2025, 12:00 pm
Arrr, matey! “Citizen Sleeper 2: Starward Vector” be a clever treasure, plunderin' the finest spoils from the first voyage and settin' sail for grander horizons! A jolly good sequel, it be, makin' ye laugh and cheer like a parrot on me shoulder! Avast, ye won’t want to miss this bounty!
January 30, 2025, 12:00 pm
Ahoy matey! Zombi U be the finest fright on the cursed Wii U! That scallywag console's second screen be like a treasure map, promising riches untold, but alas, it sank faster than a ship with a hole! Yarrr, a missed chance for pirate thrills, I say!
January 30, 2025, 11:49 am
Arrr, matey! The Nvidia RTX 50 treasures be as rare as a mermaid's dance! But lo! A shop ye wouldn't reckon hath a fine contraption for alertin' ye when these precious graphics cards sail into port. Keep yer eyes peeled, or ye be walkin' the plank of disappointment!
January 30, 2025, 5:54 am
Arrr, matey! With audio fit for a captain's command, a microphone smoother than a siren's song, and cushions so comfy ye’d think they be spun from mermaid tails, the Alienware Pro Wireless be a treasure ye can’t be missin’, savvy?
January 30, 2025, 5:52 am
Avast, me hearties! The scallywag Art the Clown ain't done terrorizin' us yet! He be still lurkin' in the shadows, ready to unleash more mischief 'n mayhem upon our jolly crew! Batten down the hatches, for the frightful jester sails on! Arrr!
January 30, 2025, 5:42 am
Arrr matey! Snatch yerself a treasure o’ ten fine Nazi-swatting tabletop adventures fer a steal of $117.80 off! Aye, let the dice roll and the swabs take a beating, all while ye fill yer coffers with gold! Hoist the sails and join the jolly crew!
January 30, 2025, 5:32 am
Arrr, matey! Them landlubber politicians be spoutin’ that the Japanese treasure chests be clamping down on the winds o’ free speech! Aye, as if banks be swabbin’ the decks o’ words! Who knew gold and gab were such a mighty pair? Yarr, what a jolly jest!
January 29, 2025, 4:13 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Just be throwin’ a few big names o’ the game seas 'round like rum barrels—no worries, just a wee mishap! Aye, who be needin’ a treasure map when ye be rubbin’ elbows with legends, eh? Sail on, ye scallywags!
January 29, 2025, 4:01 pm
Arrr, matey! These here changes be like naught ye’ve laid yer eyes upon before! A right jolly spectacle, it be! Prepare to have yer mind blown like a cannonball on a grog-fueled night! Avast, the surprise be comin’ fer ye!
January 29, 2025, 3:03 pm
Arrr, matey! Peach Momoko's Ultimate X-Men be spillin' the beans on some jolly connections to her past treasures, not to mention the rip-roarin' success of that game, Marvel Rivals! Aye, 'tis a merry tale of ink and adventure, fit for a crew of scallywags!
January 29, 2025, 2:38 pm
Arrr, mateys! Though the winds o' silence be blowin' for months, the crew of Light No Fire be sailin' full sail still! Aye, the ship be steady, and the rum flows free! So hoist the flag, for this vessel be far from sunk!
January 29, 2025, 11:37 am
Arrr, matey! Just set sail on Backerkit, and lo! The scallywags be clamorin' like hungry sea dogs fer this Legacy of Kain TTRPG and its treasure trove o’ lore! Aye, the crew be keen as a cutlass fer more tales!
January 29, 2025, 11:34 am
Arrr, me hearties! The maiden voyage of this here tale be settin’ sail into the murky depths of horror, where ghosties and ghastlies be lurkin’! Grab yer rum, for it be a frightful frolic through the dark seas of fear, ye scallywags!
January 29, 2025, 11:29 am
Arrr, matey! It be back upon the briny deep, and by the Davy Jones, it be finer than a parrot’s feather! Get yer grog ready, for this treasure be shinier than a gold doubloon, savvy?
January 29, 2025, 11:24 am
Avast, mateys! Gather ye round for the grand tale o' Sonic 4! Here be the word on every cast, the fabled release date, the shiny teasers, and wild theories that’ll make ye belly laugh! Set yer sails, for a rollickin’ adventure awaits! Arrr!
January 29, 2025, 5:48 am
Arrr, the scallywags be bouncin’ with glee, like a treasure chest full o’ doubloons! The crew be chattin’ like a flock o’ parrots, all agog fer the grand spectacle ahead. Aye, there be no calmer sea than the storm o’ joy in their hearts!
January 29, 2025, 5:43 am
Arrr, Finn Wolfhard be recallin' the grand moment when he laid eyes upon the final scroll, feelin' as if the treasure of the seven seas be weighin’ heavy in his heart! T'was a right ruckus with his crew from Stranger Things, makin’ 'em all feel like jolly ghosts!
January 29, 2025, 5:28 am
Avast, me hearties! Plunder yerselves a treasure of $500 off the OLED Asus ROG Zephyrus G14 at Best Buy! Snag yer booty at a price so low, even Davy Jones be laughin’! Set sail for the RTX 4060 model and claim yer bounty! Arrr!
January 29, 2025, 5:20 am
Arrr, me hearties! "Sinners be settin' sail fer uncharted waters in the grand IMAX seas! Aye, they be chasin' treasures of new tales that’ll leave ye laughin' like a drunken parrot!"
January 28, 2025, 5:31 pm
Arrr, me hearty! Be there a glimmer o' hope that ol' Ballpoint be sportin' a tricksy disguise, less gleamin' than a treasure chest and more like a barnacle-covered rock? Aye, I’d wager me last doubloon on that!
January 28, 2025, 4:01 pm
Arrr, me hearties! I can’t be containin’ me excitement to see Rhea Ripley clash with that scallywag Dominik Mysterio a thousand times ‘n more! It be like watchin’ a parrot squawk at a sea serpent! Aye, let the rum flow and the brawlin’ commence!
January 28, 2025, 3:56 pm
Avast, me hearties! Cast yer eyes upon a sneak peek of the treasure within the pages of Web of Spider-Verse: New Blood #1! Four tales await like fine rum in a barrel—ye best be ready to hoot and holler with glee! Yarrr!
January 28, 2025, 3:08 pm
Avast, me hearties! Prepare yerselves for the Gun Game, where ye can hoist yer sails and boost yer win-loss treasure! Set yer sights on glory 'n' aim true, or ye be walkin' the plank of defeat! Arrr, let the games begin!
January 28, 2025, 11:29 am
Arrr, a right proper finale, indeed, fer what he done to poor ol' Johnny! Like a scallywag walkin' the plank, he met his fate, a true laughable jest! Let the sea have him, 'tis the least he deserves fer stirrin' up trouble! Har har!
January 28, 2025, 11:28 am
Avast, ye scallywag! Stow away those images of yer limbless matey, lest ye be walkin' the plank! No need to be showin' off what’s better left in Davy Jones' locker! Keep yer treasures private, or face the jests of the crew! Arrr!
January 28, 2025, 11:27 am
"Avast, me hearties! That be like findin' a treasure map to a whole new realm o' plunder! Aye, it be as excitin' as discoverin' a barrel o' rum on a dry land! Arrr, let the adventures begin!"
January 28, 2025, 11:26 am
Arrr, matey! With the voice of Colman Domingo, ye be settin' yer eyes upon a character more peculiar than a parrot in a wig! Aye, ye’ve ne’er laid sight on his like before, I swear on me cutlass! Prepare fer a jolly good laugh, ye scallywags!
January 28, 2025, 5:56 am
Ahoy mateys! Doug Cockle, the scallywag behind Geralt, be spillin’ the beans on why he set sail to yonder Netflix treasure, "Sirens of the Deep." He be wantin’ to bring his legendary game charm to the silver screen, seekin’ glory and gold, savvy? Arrr!
January 28, 2025, 5:41 am
Arrr, mateys! Jeremy Allen White be takin’ the helm of a lovey-dovey tale, where hearts be as tangled as a sailor’s knots! Prepare to set sail on a sea o’ romance, with a hearty laugh and perhaps a grog or two! Yarrr!
January 28, 2025, 5:23 am
Arrr, matey! If me hearties be tellin’ the truth, WandaVision could’ve sailed the seven seas for two whole seasons! But alas, like a ship run aground, it be cut short. Blimey! What a treasure of tales we missed, savvy? Avast, bring on the rum!
January 28, 2025, 5:21 am
Arrr, matey! In the year of our Lord 2021, a grand marvel was tossed upon the sea o' gamers—a mod so fine, it made even the saltiest sea dog chuckle! Aye, 'twas a sight to behold, like a treasure map to a chest o’ giggles!
January 27, 2025, 4:37 pm
Arrr, matey! After many a moon, Tokyo Xtreme Racer still be ticklin’ the fancy of landlubber drivers! Aye, those raucous chariots be makin’ ‘em shout with glee, whilst they be swervin’ like a ship in a storm! Avast, what a treasure that be!
January 27, 2025, 4:03 pm
Ahoy, matey! Mark yer calendars fer January 30, when ye can rig yer PC games in grand style! Get ready to swab the decks and don yer finest digital garb—‘tis time to make yer gaming shipshape, or ye might find yerself walkin' the plank! Arrr!
January 27, 2025, 3:55 pm
Arrr, matey! In the month of March, Atelier Resleriana be weighin' anchor, but fear not! A grand sequel be brewed in the cauldron o' creativity! So hoist yer jolly roger and prepare for more merry mischief ahead! Yarrr!
January 27, 2025, 3:14 pm
Arrr, that poor scallywag, once a crafty ex-dev, be weepin’ over the shipwreck that be the studio! Aye, cursed layoffs be sendin’ her to Davy Jones’ locker, and now she’s left lamentin’ like a landlubber with a bellyache! Avast, what a sorry state!
January 27, 2025, 11:38 am
Avast, mateys! As the year o' 2025 be upon us, the fate o' the DC realms be hangin' by a thread, all thanks to James Gunn's Superman! Aye, hope he be wearin' his breeches tight, for the future be restin' on his scrawny shoulders! Arrr!
January 27, 2025, 11:37 am
"Aye, me hearties! When the hour be nigh, we’ll find a fine scallywag to pose right, makin’ it look shipshape! But fer now, these doodles be naught but fanciful dreams on a tattered parchment!"
January 27, 2025, 11:27 am
Arrr, me hearties! Here lies Watto, a scallywag of a critter, may his sails be ever filled with wind in Davy Jones' locker! He'd barter ye for a shiny trinket and still call ye a landlubber! Raise yer tankards high, for Watto be gone to the briny deep! Arrr!
January 27, 2025, 11:24 am
Arrr, matey! In the year of our Lord 2025, not many trinkets be breathin' new life into the Nintendo Switch 2, but lo! The CRKD Nitro Deck, now at a bargain price, be the treasure ye seek! Aye, it be shiverin' yer timbers with joy!
January 27, 2025, 5:52 am
Arrr, matey! The treasure chest o' Aetherdrift's Play Booster Box be hangin' lower than a scallywag’s trousers! Never has it been so cheap to snatch up these magical booty! Hoist yer sails and grab it before the tide rolls in! Yarrr!
January 27, 2025, 5:42 am
Arrr, matey! In the year o' our Lord 2024, 'tis said that "The Acolyte" be the second most eye-patched spectacle on the Disney Plus seas! Aye, the crew be hootin' and hollerin' over that treasure of a show! Yarr, what a jolly good time!
January 27, 2025, 5:28 am
Avast ye mateys! The jolly ol’ Yamper be sailin’ into the Build-a-Bear online treasure trove! Snatch yer plushy critter before it be walkin' the plank! Arrr, don’t be a landlubber, grab yer cuddly beastie now!
January 27, 2025, 5:22 am
Arrr, me hearties! Might the next tale bring forth the dark secrets of Captain William Afton's spine-chillin’ shenanigans? Let’s hoist the sails and plunder the depths of his ghostly past, savvy?
January 26, 2025, 5:00 pm
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as Captain Josh Ruben spins a yarn o' blendin' genres in his fine treasure, "Heart Eyes." Aye, it's a jolly mix o’ swashbucklin' and romance that'll have ye laughin' 'til ye seasick! Avast, don’t miss this merry tale!
January 26, 2025, 1:00 pm
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, fer Osgood Perkins be spillin' the beans 'bout twistin' The Monkey into a frightful jest! Aye, picture a scallywag’s tale where chuckles meet chills—pirate’s gold, I say! Shiver me timbers, it be a rollickin' good time on the high seas o' laughter!
January 26, 2025, 11:12 am
Arrr, it be a fine challenge, me hearties! Aye, a right jolly thrill it was to swap me rum for a new adventure! Who knew swabbin' the decks could tickle the soul like a parrot on yer shoulder? Yarr, let the winds of change blow, I say!
January 26, 2025, 11:00 am
Avast ye! Dario Scardapane be spillin' the beans to SFX magazine 'bout the new Disney Plus show, claimin' the tone be shiftin' like a ship in a storm! Buckle yer swashbucklin' boots, me hearties, for this tale be twisty as a kraken’s tentacle! Arrr!
January 26, 2025, 10:54 am
Arrr, matey! Lend me yer ear! Crime be a slippery sea, but ye best be knowin’ that catchin' the scallywags fills yer treasure chest! So hoist yer sails in pursuit o' justice, for the booty o' a solved riddle be far sweeter than the plunder of a rogue!
January 26, 2025, 10:00 am
Arrr! In the year of our Lord 2025, the crafty sea-dog Juhana Myllys be spillin' the beans on his treasure trove of puzzle platformin' wisdom! He swears by the winds of atmosphere, sayin’ it be the secret rum behind a fine game brew! Avast, let the fun set sail!
January 26, 2025, 3:00 am
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as the scallywags behind "The Witcher: Sirens of the Deep" spill the beans on a jolly jest hidden in their flick! Aye, they’ve tossed in a cheeky Easter egg that’ll tickle yer fancy and make ye guffaw like a drunken sailor! Yarrr!
January 25, 2025, 11:00 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as Charlie Cox spins a yarn 'bout the bold adventures of Daredevil after the first tempest of "Born Again." Aye, more mischief be brewin' on the horizon, so keep yer spyglasses ready for the swashbucklin' fun to come! Yarrr!
January 25, 2025, 5:00 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Scott Jeffrey, the scallywag behind "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey," be defendin' his cursed crew from landlubber jabs of laziness! He be claimin’ it’s a right jolly romp, not just a lazy treasure hunt! Set sail for laughs, ye swabs! Har har!
January 25, 2025, 3:10 pm
"Arrr, we be tossin' ye doubloons! Ye be spinnin' yer yarns and craftin' grand games, savvy? Just don’t be makin’ ‘em too salty, or we’ll hang ye from the yardarm! Har har har!"
January 25, 2025, 1:58 pm
Arrr, I be wantin’ to toss this scallywag thirty doubloons, for his game be slappin’ harder than a cannonball in a rum-fueled brawl! Aye, me hearties, it be a treasure worth every shiny piece!
January 25, 2025, 1:14 pm
Arrr, 'twas a grand day in the realm o' game makin', me hearties! A treasure trove o' reasons, like a ship full o' rum, made it a milestone worth celebratin'! Aye, the winds o' creativity be blowin' fierce, and we be sailin' into new horizons!
January 24, 2025, 3:59 pm
Arrr mateys! Hark! The treasure known as “The Colors Within” be sailin’ the seas at long last! Hoist yer sails and grab yer grog, for this fine tome be burstin’ with hues galore! Don’t be a landlubber; set yer eyes upon it and let the laughter roll like the waves!
January 24, 2025, 3:18 pm
Ahoy, mateys! J. Michael Straczynski be joinin' forces with the brush-wieldin' Bernard Chang for a swashbucklin' tale of Captain America and the raucous Volstagg! A most curious crew, indeed, for a yarn spun in the realm of Marvel mischief! Avast, ye landlubbers!
January 24, 2025, 3:12 pm
Arrr, me hearties! It be said that the lass Kaitlyn Dever be takin’ the stage, ready to swashbuckle and charm the breeches off ye! Prepare yer grog, for this fine wench be settin’ sail to steal the show! Avast, what a sight that’ll be!
January 24, 2025, 11:55 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! Ye’ve ne’er laid yer eyes upon the likes of Mr. Wigglesworth's challenge runs! They be as wild as a three-legged sea monkey in a barroom brawl! Join the fray, or be walkin' the plank, ye lily-livered landlubbers!
January 24, 2025, 11:49 am
Arrr! Writer Curt Pires and the art sorcerer Luca Casalanguida be joinin’ forces to conjure a new treasure o’ tales called Lost Fantasy from the stash of Image Comics! Prepare yer sea legs for a wild voyage, mateys!
January 24, 2025, 11:44 am
Arrr, matey! Gather 'round, for I be spillin' the beans on the finest pieces of treasure known as cards, their sly tricks, and other jolly wonders! Prepare to hoist the sails of knowledge, or ye be walkin' the plank of ignorance! Yarrr!
January 24, 2025, 11:37 am
Arrr, matey! Seek ye the Coven's Favor in Diablo 4, and ye'll be climbin' the ranks with Gelena and her merry crew! Unlock magical witchery, side quests, and treasure galore—if yer brave enough to dance with the dark arts! Avast, adventure awaits!
January 24, 2025, 5:51 am
Arrr, matey! That scallywag in the red and blue duds be ticklin' the fancy o’ the Marvel landlubbers! Critics be singin' his praises like a parrot on me shoulder, shoutin' "Aye, he be the true treasure of the high seas of cinema!" Avast, what a jolly jape!
January 24, 2025, 5:25 am
Arrr, matey! This new game be nothin’ like puttin’ a dot on a tale’s end! Nay, it be a raucous adventure, a jolly romp 'round the high seas of fun! So hoist yer sails and prepare to laugh, for the treasure be in the joy, ye salty sea dog!
January 24, 2025, 5:24 am
Arrr, matey! He be spoutin' that the snub be as senseless as a one-legged sailor tryin' to dance a jig! What folly be this, I ask ye? A right ruckus it be, like a parrot squawkin' nonsense!
January 23, 2025, 12:00 pm
Avast ye! Aye, 'tis been a fair spell, Toni Cipriani! But hark, Liberty City Stories be still a raucous adventure, like a barrel of rum on a stormy sea—full o' jests and jolly hijinks! Set sail, ye scallywags!
January 23, 2025, 11:26 am
Avast, matey! The Razer Kishi Ultra be droppin' its doubloons at Amazon, while the scallywag ELO Vagabond be followin' suit! Which treasure should ye plunder for yer gaming delight? Arrr, 'tis a right pickle, I say!
January 23, 2025, 11:15 am
Avast ye mateys! Gather 'round for a jolly tidin'! The wind be favorin' our sails, and we’ve stumbled upon a treasure chest full o' rum! Raise yer tankards high, for good fortune be a-comin' our way! Drink up, me hearties, for the sea be smilin' upon us! Arrr!
January 23, 2025, 5:38 am
Arrr mateys! The time be nigh! The second season be ready to set sail on the filming seas! Grab yer grog and prepare for more swashbucklin’ antics, for the cameras be a-ready to capture our jolly mischief! Yarrr!
January 23, 2025, 5:35 am
Arrr, me hearties! Behold, the grandest second chance o’ all! A treasure chest o’ do-overs, fit fer even the most scallywag sailors! If ye be messin’ up, fear not! This be yer golden opportunity to swab the deck and sail forth anew! Aye, grab it or walk the plank!
January 23, 2025, 5:19 am
Arrr, I be hopin' a scallywag spills the beans 'bout it in a decade's time, savvy? Aye, let the winds carry that secret 'til then, and may the rum flow freely whilst we await the juicy tales to surface, like treasure from Davy Jones' locker!
January 23, 2025, 5:17 am
Arrr, mateys! The drought o’ the next GTA 6 trailer be weighin’ on our poor hearts like a cannonball in a treasure chest! We be itchin’ fer that glimpse o’ mayhem and mischief, lest we turn into scallywags from boredom! Avast, let’s hoist our sails for some news!
January 22, 2025, 4:09 pm
"Arrr, me hearties! The Ice Staff be returnin’ to our midst, aye! It be colder than a mermaid’s kiss, and twice as mischievous! Hoist the sails and prepare for frosty shenanigans, for this be a treasure worth plunderin’!"
January 22, 2025, 4:05 pm
Avast, me hearties! Behold, a wondrous trinket ye can clutch in yer grubby mitts! A portable magic box, I declare! What sorcery be this? Can it fetch me rum or tell tales of treasure? Aye, 'tis a fine contraption for a scallywag like meself! Arrr!
January 22, 2025, 3:55 pm
When the scallywags o' mankind be settin' sail on a course o' folly, their own trinkets be turnin' into cursed treasures! Aye, 'tis a fine jest when their fancy ships bring 'em to Davey Jones’ locker, thinkin' they be makin' gold but findin' naught but seaweed! Arrr!
January 22, 2025, 3:35 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The wondrous tale of Ninja Five-O be returnin’ to our shores at last! Hoist yer tankards and prepare for antics, for this be no ordinary crew—'tis a band of stealthy rascals ready to bring mirth and mayhem upon the high seas! Yarrr!
January 22, 2025, 11:33 am
Arrr, matey! This grand tale be settin' sail in the silver screens come March! Gather yer crew, for a jolly good time awaits, filled with treasure and laughter! Don’t be missin’ the spectacle, lest ye be walkin’ the plank of boredom! Avast!
January 22, 2025, 11:33 am
Avast, me hearties! Brady Corbet be spillin' the beans on how his cinematic treasure might shake the very seas of the film industry! Will it be a bounty o' gold or a cursed kraken? Aye, let’s hoist the sails and find out, ye scallywags!
January 22, 2025, 11:31 am
Arrr, why be PlayStation perpetually givin' us the ol' heave-ho, eh? 'Tis like a scallywag with a treasure map, always leadin' us to nothin' but a belly full o' seawater! Avast, matey, what be their jests?
January 22, 2025, 11:31 am
Avast ye scallywags! Behold the wondrous treasures of Living Energy and Eternal Might! Aye, it be like findin' a gold doubloon in a barrel o' pickles! Let’s hoist the sails of curiosity and chart a course for adventure, where ye never run out of jolly good spirit! Yarrr!
January 22, 2025, 5:53 am
Avast ye scallywags! Prepare to part with more doubloons for yer Netflix treasure! Aye, the ship's crew be raisin' the price, so ye best be ready to toss a few extra coins into the ol' chest, or ye’ll be missin' some fine tales on the high seas! Arrr!
January 22, 2025, 5:50 am
Arrr, matey! Some scallywags be chattin’ that the wait be longer than a sea serpent’s tail! Aye, they be pacing like a parched sailor on a droughty isle, wishin’ for their treasure to come a’rollin’ in! Ha! Let’s hoist the sails and be done with this tedious wait!
January 22, 2025, 5:47 am
Avast ye scallywags! A fresh glimpse o’ the swashbucklin’ saga of My Hero Academia: Vigilantes be upon us! Hoist the sails o’ excitement and brace yer hearts, for this be a treasure worth plunderin’! Yarrr, let the laughter and mayhem commence!
January 22, 2025, 5:41 am
Arrr matey! Plunder yer treasure chest and snag the Corsair K65 Plus Wireless fer a doubloon less by fifty! Aye, 'tis the finest keyboard at a bargain price, fit fer swabs and seadogs alike. Don’t let this booty sail away!
January 21, 2025, 5:08 pm
Arrr, matey! Word be blowin’ through the salty sea that Levy’s mystery flick o' Star Wars might be findin’ its first crew member before ye can say “shiver me timbers!” Keep yer spyglass ready, for a scallywag could be joinin’ the ranks soon!
January 21, 2025, 5:03 pm
Avast ye hearties! Captain Planet's returned, fresh from the ink of that scallywag David Pepose, the scribe of Space Ghost! With a snazzy new look crafted by the brush of Eman Casallos, this swashbucklin' tale be sure to tickle yer funny bones! Arrr!
January 21, 2025, 4:34 pm
Arrr, it be not yet made official, but by me sea legs, it be runnin’ smoother than a ship on a calm night! Aye, ‘tis like Bloodborne at 60 frames per second—swift as a cutlass and twice as deadly! Hoist the sails and raise a mug to that!
January 21, 2025, 4:26 pm
Avast, me hearties! Lend me yer ears, for I’ve got a yarn to spin. Let not yer grog-soaked brains go adrift; gather ‘round and hear me out, lest ye be walkin’ the plank of ignorance! Arrr, it’s time for a jolly good chinwag!
January 21, 2025, 11:32 am
Arrr, me hearty! That fine sight be so splendid, it’d make Davy Jones himself weep with envy! Aye, ‘tis a treasure for the eyes, fit for a captain’s bounty! Right lovely ‘tis, if I do say so meself!
January 21, 2025, 11:27 am
Ahoy, me hearties! The grand shindig o' Marvel Rivals' Spring Festival be settin' sail this week! Prepare yer grog and dust off yer finest tricorns, fer we be celebratin' like the scallywags we be! Arrr, let the revelry commence!
January 21, 2025, 11:22 am
Avast, ye landlubbers! We be makin' bold challenge to ye — set yer peepers upon them Red Rooms, if ye dare! Ye might just find yerself laughin’ like a drunken parrot! So hoist the sails and give it a gander, or be walkin' the plank! Arrr!
January 21, 2025, 10:59 am
Arrr, me hearties! Hoist the jolly roger and set yer sights on shiny emblems awaitin’ ye in the bounteous waters of Destiny 2 Twitch Drops! Claim yer treasure before the tide be turnin’, or ye be left with naught but barnacles on yer soul!
January 21, 2025, 5:52 am
Arrr, matey! To plunder the Once Human treasures, ye must be joinin’ yer Twitch account with yer Once Human bounty. Don’t be a scallywag, or ye’ll be missin’ out on the loot!
January 21, 2025, 5:44 am
Arrr, be our greatest scallywag all scrubbed up and fit fer the briny deep, or be he wearin' the stench o’ the sea? Methinks he’s more swabbin’ than swashbucklin’! What say ye, matey? Shall we send him to the barnacle cleaner?
January 21, 2025, 5:41 am
Avast, me hearties! Ye can be settin' sail on the pre-order seas fer the grand Realis TRPG! Hoist yer Jolly Roger and grab yer copy before it be more scarce than a mermaid's comb! Arrr!
January 21, 2025, 5:29 am
Arrr, me hearties! It be rumored that a gaggle o' NCSoft's treasures be stuck in Davy Jones' locker, their makin' halted like a ship with a busted rudder! Avast, what a jolly mess!
January 20, 2025, 2:17 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Be we the scallywags swipin' the treasure, or be we the poor sods havin' our doubloons plundered? The seas be murky, and I can't tell if we be the devil or the dandy! Ha!
January 20, 2025, 2:00 pm
Arrr, matey! That be soundin’ like we’d be hoistin’ more contraptions than the ol’ Nintendo Switch managed to haul in the same tide! Aye, we be sailin’ fer treasure, nothin’ but a chest full o’ consoles, savvy?
January 20, 2025, 1:25 pm
Arrr, I be wishin' I’d laid me hands on this fine treasure while sailin' through Baldur’s Gate 3! 'Tis like findin' a chest o' rum in Davy Jones' locker—too late, too late, say I! Avast, I’d have plundered more foes with this loot, aye!
January 20, 2025, 12:08 pm
Arrr, the captain of the Veilguard ship be sayin’ she’s settin’ sail fer a treasure too shiny to resist! Aye, she claimed, “It be an opportunity I couldn’t let slip through me fingers!” Off she goes, leavin’ us scallywags to swab the deck without her savvy ways!
January 20, 2025, 11:56 am
Arrr! Samsung be joinin’ forces with the scallywags at Nexon and Neople, creatin’ a grand spectacle fer the RPG known as The First Berserker: Khazan, fit fer Odyssey 3D monitors! Ready yer eyes, mateys, fer a treasure trove o’ sights that’ll shiver yer timbers!
January 20, 2025, 11:43 am
Avast, matey! Battlin' that scallywag Batman's foe be a right jolly adventure for the ol' MCU swashbuckler! Picture it—cannonballs flyin', swords clashin', and laughter echoing across the seven seas! Aye, what a merry romp it be, hootin' and hollerin' like a crew of rum-soaked buccaneers!
January 20, 2025, 11:34 am
Avast ye! "Huck: Big Bad World" be settin' sail, reunitin' the scallywags Millar and Rafael Albuquerque! Aye, prepare for a jolly romp through treacherous tides and mischief aplenty, where shenanigans be as common as a parrot on me shoulder! Arrr, let the adventure commence!
January 20, 2025, 11:24 am
Arrr, matey! What be Wanda's grand reappearance like, ye ask? Picture a sea hag burstin' forth from the brine, flappin' her arms like a crazed gull, shoutin' tales of treasure and mischief, whilst the rum flows like a river! A right jolly spectacle, it be! Avast, me hearties!
January 20, 2025, 5:39 am
"Arrr, that be a treasure o' delight! Aye, if the winds be fair and the rum flowin', I’d say it be a right jolly spectacle! Aye, let’s hoist the sails and make merry, for that’d be more amazin' than findin' a chest of gold on a stormy night!"
January 20, 2025, 5:36 am
Arrr, mateys! Hearken to the tales of "Solo Leveling," where a fresh scallywag be joinin' the fray! Aye, a jolly new character be settin' sail, ready to plunder dungeons and swipe treasure like a swashbucklin' rogue! Prepare yer grog and brace yerselves for mischief!
January 20, 2025, 5:24 am
Ahoy, me hearties! Raise yer tankards high, fer news be good fer those with ancient contraptions! Aye, the old rust buckets still be sailin’ the digital seas, and they ain’t sunk yet! Let’s hoist the sails and celebrate, fer old gear be still givin’ us a jolly ride! Arrr!
January 19, 2025, 3:36 pm
Arrr, me hearty! I be hopin’ to plunder meself a fine treasure, aye! A shiny trinket to call me own, like a crafty parrot on me shoulder! Let’s hope the winds be favorin’ me coin purse, or I'll be settin’ sail for more than just grog!
January 19, 2025, 2:54 pm
Arrr matey! The scallywags be hoardin’ a treasure chest o’ secrets 'til the great Direct sails in. They be like a parrot with its beak shut tight, keepin' us all wonderin’ what mischief be afoot! Avast, let the juicy tales flow!
January 19, 2025, 2:38 pm
"Arrr, me hearties! Once more I've been swindled, like a landlubber in a game of cards! Blinded by me own greed, I be! Aye, call me a gullible sea dog, for I be a jester on the high seas, fallin’ for tricks as easy as catchin’ a fish with me bare hands!"
January 19, 2025, 2:20 pm
Arrr, matey! This be a right peculiar twist o' fate, it be! Aye, it’s like findin' a fish wearin' a tricorn hat—nothin’ be makin' sense! Avast, what manner of tomfoolery be this?
January 19, 2025, 11:12 am
"Avast, ye scallywags! The shadows be creepin’ in, and ‘In the Dark’ be settin’ sail upon the morrow! Prepare yer grog and polish yer cutlasses, for a jolly good time awaits in the murky depths! Arrr, let the mischief begin!"
January 19, 2025, 11:00 am
Arrr, matey! Nintendo be mum on the Switch 2’s amiibo treasure! If they be forgettin’ those legendary NFC trinkets, it be a right blunder, like a ship with no rum! Let’s hope they don’t be walkin’ the plank on this golden chance! Yarrr!
January 19, 2025, 10:06 am
Arrr, me hearties! It be said that the second stab at the treasure be the lucky one, aye! So hoist the sails, take a swig o’ rum, and let’s hope the second go don’t leave us talkin’ to Davy Jones! Yarrr!
January 19, 2025, 10:02 am
Arrr, me hearties! In the days of yore, the first Animal Crossing be a far cry from what ye see today! In Japan, it be a treasure trove of whimsy and oddities, not just a simple village! Aye, ’twas a jolly good time, mateys, filled with frolickin’ critters and mischief!
January 18, 2025, 2:42 pm
Avast, me hearties! Behold! A veritable treasure trove of lusty scribbles, fit to make even Davy Jones blush! That be a heap o' frisky drawings that’ll make a sailor’s heart race faster than a cannonball in a storm! Yarrr, what a sight to behold!
January 18, 2025, 1:04 pm
Arrr, me hearties! I be wantin' it, and I be wantin' it quicker than a scallywag can say "shiver me timbers!" Aye, hoist the sails and bring it forth, lest ye find yerself walkin' the plank!
January 18, 2025, 12:17 pm
Arrr, matey! Tis said that lightning be a fickle beast, only spittin’ its fire once at a scallywag! So if ye find yerself struck once, don’t be waitin’ fer the devil’s spark to dance upon yer noggin’ again! Aye, best keep yer hat on tight!
January 18, 2025, 11:18 am
Arrr, matey! That be a heap o' jolly pastimes ye've got there! A veritable treasure trove of games, fit to make even Davy Jones chuckle! Let’s hoist the sails and play till the sun dips below the horizon, savvy?
January 18, 2025, 10:00 am
Arrr, matey! In the year o’ 2025, ye'll be settin’ sail on a grand puzzle quest! T’ be a shootin’ star, ye best be buildin’ yer momentum like a fine ship's wind, or ye’ll be naught but a barnacle on the hull! Avast and puzzle on, ye scallywag!
January 18, 2025, 9:00 am
Arrr, be it a trick or no, the Nintendo Switch 2's mouse contraption be keepin' the new treasure from sinkin' in a whirlpool o' sameness! Aye, it be sailin' smooth on the seas of innovation, savvy?
January 18, 2025, 9:00 am
Arrr, matey! If Mario Kart 9 be settin’ sail, why not hoist the Jolly Roger and chart a course for tracks inspired by Nintendo’s finest treasures? Aye, ‘twould be a right jolly romp, swashbucklin’ through a land of pixelated plunder! Let the games begin, ye scallywags!
January 18, 2025, 5:00 am
Arrr, the Nintendo Switch 2 be settin' sail into uncharted waters, savvy! Will it plunder the treasure of handheld rivals, or be cast away fer bein' a stuck-up landlubber? Only the tides o' fate can tell, matey!
January 18, 2025, 4:00 am
Arrr! Aye, just like that scallywag Nosferatu, the grand tale of The Phantom o’ the Opera be beggin’ for a fresh coat o’ paint! Let’s hoist the sails o’ cinema and give that ghostly lad a jolly good remake, savvy? Yarrr, it’ll be a right spectacle!
January 17, 2025, 6:48 pm
Arrr, matey! The fabled treasure known as Path of Building 2 has finally washed ashore! Hoist the sails and gather yer crew, for a jolly good time awaitin' to be had in this grand adventure of numbers and plunderin' stats! Avast, let the fun begin!
January 17, 2025, 4:49 pm
Arrr, mateys! Brace yerselves! A fresh batch o' anti-cheat potions be brewin' fer Season 2! No scallywags be plunderin’ our fair seas no more! We be keepin’ a sharp eye on ye, so mind yer p’s and q’s or walk the plank, ye swabs!
January 17, 2025, 4:14 pm
Arrr, matey! Sakurai be toil’n away on a secret treasure of a game fer a spell, likely to set sail upon the Switch 2, savvy? Aye, we be wonderin’ if it be a fine bounty or just a mirage on the horizon!
January 17, 2025, 4:11 pm
Ahoy, me hearties! Hear ye, hear ye! David Schwimmer, the scallywag of the silver screen, be sailin' the seas of fame with many a famed crew, and now he's swaggerin' into the land of Goosebumps! Shiver me timbers, what a jolly adventure! Arrr!
January 17, 2025, 4:00 pm
Arrr, give the devil his due, matey! Nintendo be the crafty scallywags of the gaming seas, plunderin’ our hearts with their treasures! Aye, tip yer hat to those swashbucklin’ wizards, for they’ve spun gold from pixels and turned our boredom into a grand adventure!
January 17, 2025, 11:50 am
Arrr, me hearties! One o' me cherished treasure chests o' Legos be sportin' a mighty fine discount, like a ship on a smooth sea, just before the grand Prime Day! Aye, I be feelin' like a rich buccaneer ready to plunder some plastic booty!
January 17, 2025, 11:37 am
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ye round, for here be all the juicy secrets laid bare in one jolly scroll, easy enough even for a scallywag with a wooden leg to read! So, hoist the anchor and set sail for knowledge, ye landlubbers! Arrr!
January 17, 2025, 11:34 am
Avast, me hearties! This April, the grand ol' Marvel be raisin' a tankard to Storm, the tempestuous lass, as she hits the ripe old age of 50! Aye, let’s hoist our sails and toast to her wild winds and thunderous ways! Yo ho, what a jolly occasion!
January 17, 2025, 11:10 am
Arrr, 'tis a strange thing, me hearty! Like tryin' to sail a ship backwards, it be! But who be I to speak of gold and silver when I can't even count me doubloons? Aye, let the wise men handle the coins, while I swab the deck!
January 17, 2025, 5:55 am
Ahoy, mateys! The latest treasure from Dragonbane has sailed in, a quickstart adventure ripe for the plunderin’, and guess what? It costs ye naught a single doubloon! Grab yer cutlasses and dive into this free bounty, lest ye be walkin’ the plank of boredom! Arrr!
January 17, 2025, 5:50 am
Arrr, matey! It be said that Mario Kart 9 be settin' sail with the Switch 2! Hoist the Jolly Roger and gather 'round for the freshest tidings on this swashbucklin' Nintendo adventure! Yarrr, prepare yer cannons for a wild ride on the pixelated seas!
January 17, 2025, 5:44 am
"Arrr, matey! That scallywag's wit and warmth filled me sails with self-belief I’d ne'er plundered before!" quoth Naomi of the treacherous Mulholland waters. "Aye, he be the compass to me heart, savvy?"
January 17, 2025, 5:33 am
Arrr, be that a jolly tune of the Sonic 3 star ticklin' me ears, or just the wind playin' tricks on this ol' sea dog? Shiver me timbers, I swear I can hear the treasure callin'! Avast, me hearties, let’s hoist the sails and chase the melody!
January 16, 2025, 5:33 pm
Avast, mateys! Gather 'round as the scribe Joe Casey spills the beans 'bout his swashbucklin' yarn of Wolverine, Cable, and Deadpool forming a raucous crew in the tale of Weapon X-Men! Prepare yer sea legs for a wild ride, aye!
January 16, 2025, 5:00 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as we toast to the mighty legend, David Lynch! A scallywag of a storyteller, twistin’ tales like a tempest on the high seas! Here’s to the man who be craftin’ dreams and nightmares alike—may his quill never run dry! Yo ho ho!
January 16, 2025, 4:49 pm
Arrr, matey! Lynch be a sorcerer o' the brush, turnin' barnacles into masterpieces! Why, even a scurvy sea rat would gasp in awe at his handiwork! If he can make a treasure map from a fishin' net, I reckon he could turn a barrel o' grog into a gallery!
January 16, 2025, 3:50 pm
Arrr, matey! A fine new trailer be sailin' the seas of the PC realm, flauntin' shiny visuals and a treasure trove of graphic settings! Aye, feast yer eyes, for this be no landlubber's display! Join the crew and set yer settings to stun, or be walkin' the plank!
January 16, 2025, 11:53 am
Arrr! The Switch 2 be finally unfurled like a treasure map, but we be still pondering the mysteries of the seven seas! Where be the answers to our burning queries, mateys? Aye, ’tis a right jolly tease, it be!
January 16, 2025, 11:44 am
"Arrr, me hearties! Mark ye calendars, for the cheeky Monkey be settin’ sail on the twenty-first day of February! Prepare yer grog and gather yer jests, fer this be a wild adventure ye shan’t want to miss!"
January 16, 2025, 11:41 am
Arrr, matey! The Switch 2 be no match fer the Steam Deck's might, but fear not! 'Tis the quirky charm o' Ninty's latest treasure that be catchin' me eye. Aye, keep yer spyglass trained on this gem, or ye might miss a right good laugh!
January 16, 2025, 11:29 am
Arrr, a merry band of blunders be the cause of its watery grave! Aye, 'twas a jolly mix o' folly, like a parrot tryin’ to dance a jig! The ship be sunk, but we be laughin’ like scallywags at the folly that sunk her!
January 16, 2025, 5:26 am
Arrr, be the sands of time slippin' through the hourglass fer the Switch 2, me hearty? Are we truly countin' down like scallywags awaitin' treasure? Ha! Let’s hoist the flag and see if that elusive booty be near or just a mirage on the horizon!
January 16, 2025, 5:10 am
Arrr, the scallywags o’ the modding crew be claimin’ that the choice be made with a hearty "Aye!" from all hands aboard! A pact forged in the tavern, no doubt, 'twixt grog and jests! Hoist the sails and let the laughs set sail, mateys!
January 16, 2025, 5:07 am
Arrr, me hearties! The tall tales of Dick Turpin be sunk to Davy Jones’ locker! No more swashbucklin’ shenanigans fer this rogue! So hoist yer tankards high, fer the legend be but a ghostly whisper now! Drink up, and let the laughter sail forth! Yarrr!
January 16, 2025, 5:00 am
"Arrr, matey! Be this ship now under a fresh captain's thumb? Aye, I be wonderin' if the grog's still flowin' or if we're bound fer a dry dock! Har har har!"
January 15, 2025, 5:18 pm
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer the tale of the Ultimate Wolverine #1! It be a right raucous romp with claws sharper than a cutlass! Expect grand battles, wild shenanigans, and enough swagger to sink a ship! Avast! Don't be a landlubber, or ye'll miss the treasure! Yarrr!
January 15, 2025, 3:57 pm
Arrr, when ye be showerin' us with heaps o' the same savvy requests, it be like givin' us a treasure map! It helps us chart the course fer future updates, savvy? So keep 'em comin', and we’ll steer our ship right!
January 15, 2025, 3:44 pm
Arrr, matey! On occasion, the scallywags of Hollywood be hittin' the nail on the head, aye! Like a parrot findin' a cracker, they strike gold, though oft they be tossin' barnacles instead. So hoist the flag, for even the jests of landlubbers can bring a chuckle now and then!
January 15, 2025, 3:01 pm
Arrr, Pratt be free to sail the high seas o' the Helldivers flick, but mark me words, it’ll be a treasure trove o' doubloons he be partin’ with! Aye, no gold, no glory, savvy?
January 15, 2025, 12:00 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Settin' up me shots in Cyberpunk 2077 be a right jolly pastime! Displayin’ 'em in me humble abode be a treasure worth more than gold. Aye, 'tis a merry role-playin' feature for V, fit to make even a scallywag grin like a parrot!
January 15, 2025, 11:30 am
Arrr matey! From cursed network blunders to scallywag server troubles, the error codes in Marvel Rivals be a treasure trove o' fixes dug up by the good crew! Hoist the sails, for the remedy be found in the hearts o’ the community! Avast, let’s set sail fer smoother seas!
January 15, 2025, 11:28 am
“Arrr, matey! Be spillin’ the beans on what treasure ye seek, not the cursed barnacles ye don’t desire! A true captain knows what be wanted, lest we sail in circles ‘til the Kraken claims us!”
January 15, 2025, 11:23 am
Avast ye scallywags! As the sands of time slip away, the Arkham Shadow be bundled with the Meta Quest 3S, now with a treasure of a $50 discount! Hoist yer sails and snatch up this bounty before it be gone, or ye be cursed to miss the fun! Arrr!
January 15, 2025, 5:50 am
Arrr, matey! Dan Erickson be spurred to dive deep into the murky mysteries of Severance season 2, like a scallywag chasin' treasure! With a belly full of rum and a hearty laugh, he seeks to unravel the secrets, lest they be hidin' like gold doubloons in Davy Jones' locker!
January 15, 2025, 5:48 am
Avast, mateys! Gather 'round as we be plundering the grand finale of the Skeleton Crew! Aye, it be a raucous tale of ghostly shenanigans and swashbucklin' mischief that'll leave ye chucklin' like a drunken sailor! Prepare to hoist the sails o’ laughter, ye scallywags!
January 15, 2025, 5:40 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywag from Goodfellas be settin’ sail back to his rowdy roots in the world of mobster flicks, where the treasure be gold and the rum flows free! Avast, let the swashbucklin’ capers commence, or I be walkin’ the plank! Yarrr!
January 15, 2025, 5:19 am
Avast, me hearty! Tis but a mere whisper of time, less than two sands in the hourglass! A blink o' the eye, so let’s hoist the sails and make haste, for treasure awaits us quicker than a seagull swoopin’ for a crumb! Yarrr!
January 14, 2025, 4:55 pm
Arrr, matey! This be a treasure chest with no map to its riches… fer now! Aye, the purpose be hidin' like a scallywag in the shadows, but fear not! We’ll plunder it soon enough, or at least share a hearty laugh ‘round the grog barrel! Yarrr!
January 14, 2025, 4:00 pm
Arrr matey! The grand scallywags at Team Ladybug, Playism, and WSS Playground hath conjured up the finest treasure of a game, known as Blade Chimera! 'Tis the freshest catch from the briny deep, ready to shiver yer timbers, arrr!
January 14, 2025, 3:52 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Both me games plummeted from ‘Very Positive’ to ‘Mixed’ like a ship caught in a storm, thanks to a scallywag Windows update that broke the whole treasure map! Now we be sailin’ in troubled waters, laughin’ through the chaos! Avast, what a jolly mess!
January 14, 2025, 3:34 pm
Arrr, matey! NetEase be warnin' ye not to plunder yer foes with any sneaky XIM contraptions or the like! They say it be foul play, and they’ll have ye walkin' the plank for seekin’ such unfair treasures, ye scallywag! Aye, fair play or no grog for ye!
January 14, 2025, 11:56 am
Arrr! In the month o’ February, the cheeky little monkey be settin’ sail for the silver screen, ready to make ye laugh 'til ye be shiverin' yer timbers! So hoist yer sails and prepare for a jolly good show, mateys!
January 14, 2025, 11:56 am
Arrr, matey! The Nintendo Switch 2 be sailin' on th' horizon, but I be prayin' like a scallywag that Nintendo don’t repeat old blunders! Mayhaps they’ll craft a treasure worthy of the seven seas and beyond! Yarrr, let’s hope fer a grand ol’ jolly time!
January 14, 2025, 11:49 am
Avast ye landlubbers! DC Power be settin' sail once more with a merry collection of tales, and a jolly spin-off on the horizon! Batten down the hatches, for the swashbucklin' adventures be comin' to tickle yer fancy like a fine bottle of rum! Arrr!
January 14, 2025, 11:35 am
Avast, me hearties! Sakurai be settin' sail to plunder the treasures of other devs’ games as much as a scallywag can, just to measure their bounty, savvy? Aye, he be weighin’ the loot like a true buccaneer! Let the gaming seas be ever in his favor!
January 14, 2025, 5:53 am
"Arrr, I be Iron Man, me hearties! A metal-clad scallywag sailin’ the seas o' mischief! With a chest o’ steel and a swagger like a parrot on me shoulder, I’ll be plunderin’ the high seas and givin’ a hearty laugh to all ye landlubbers! Avast, me mateys!"
January 14, 2025, 5:36 am
Avast ye mateys! Aye, word be flyin' on the briny deep that Infinity Castle be settin' sail in the month o' September. Grab yer grog and prepare yer sea legs, for this treasure be comin' to port soon! Yarrr!
January 14, 2025, 5:35 am
"Arrr, but should I spy those scallywags once more, I be thinkin’ I’ll have a whole new tale to spin! Aye, me heartie, it might just be a right jolly yarn fer the crew!"
January 14, 2025, 5:20 am
Avast, me hearties! Art the Clown be shrunk down to a scurvy mouse! Aye, the jester be scuttlin' 'bout like a cheese-thievin' rascal! Where be the rum when ye need it, eh? This be a sight to make even Davy Jones guffaw! Arrr!
January 13, 2025, 4:49 pm
Arrr, me hearty! This be the grand tidin' ye be hopin' fer, aye? Aye, 'tis like findin' treasure in a shipwreck—worth a hearty laugh and a pint o' grog! So raise yer tankard and let the merriment commence!
January 13, 2025, 4:28 pm
Arrr, matey! The Hell Maiden be lookin’ like a treasure chest o’ swagger, all decked out in style fit fer the seven seas! She be cooler than a siren’s song on a moonlit night. Avast! That lass be catchin’ more eyes than a bounty on a rogue’s head!
January 13, 2025, 4:16 pm
Ahoy, mateys! The wondrous tale of Number 24 be sailin' the seas of Netflix, claimin' the grand title of number 10 in all the seven seas! Aye, 'tis a treasure worth watchin'—so hoist the flag and grab yer grog!
January 13, 2025, 4:03 pm
Arrr, matey! Oft be it that the seas o' life be as clear as a calm tide—just a tad o' practice be needed, savvy? So hoist yer sails and give it a whirl! Ye might find it easier than a parrot on a perch!
January 13, 2025, 12:00 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Now playin’ be a lonesome venture! Aye, solo queuin’ in Marvel Rivals be sendin’ me ship o’ fun straight to Davy Jones’ locker! Ye can’t be havin’ a jolly time without yer trusty crew, I tell ye! Har har har!
January 13, 2025, 11:53 am
Arrr, matey! In this here Episode 2, we be makin’ a wee change, but fear not, for it be as grand as findin’ treasure in a barrel o’ rum! A trifle, yet mighty enough to make ye belly laugh! Savvy?
January 13, 2025, 11:30 am
Arrr, the scallywags of the LoL seas be as grumpy as a parrot with a sore throat! This new season's changes be stirrin’ up more stormy tempests than a ship’s hold o’ rum after a long voyage! Aye, me hearties, they be starin’ at their screens like barnacles on a hull!
January 13, 2025, 11:28 am
Arrr, findin' the right balance be like tryin' to walk a plank with a belly full o' rum! It be a tricky task, I tell ye, like catchin' a slippery fish with a rusty hook! Aye, not for the faint o' heart, savvy?
January 13, 2025, 5:47 am
Arrr matey! The Razer Wolverine V3 Pro be a grand treasure compared to its scallywag forebears! But lo, even with a lower doubloon askin' than that PS5 contraption, it still be a hefty sum for a landlubber's pocket! Aye, the seas of gaming be no cheap voyage!
January 13, 2025, 5:44 am
Arrr, 'tis a motley crew we be, tossed together like a shipwrecked treasure! I reckon the landlubbers be lovin' it, for it’s a right jolly sight to see! Aye, let the laughter sail and the rum flow, for we be a strange band of merry misfits!
January 13, 2025, 5:25 am
Arrr, the scallywags of the Classic Offensive crew be claimin' they adhered to the "rules and scribbles" as if they were guidin' the ship through a stormy sea! Mayhaps they be lookin' fer treasure, but I reckon they found naught but a parrot's squawk!
January 12, 2025, 4:06 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Gather ‘round fer a jolly good time at the Awesome Games Done Quick, where the tunes be flowin’ like rum on a swabbin’ deck! It be a merry spectacle of swifter-than-light sea shanties an’ game playin’ that’ll make yer timbers shiver with delight!
January 12, 2025, 4:05 pm
Ahoy, matey! Seek ye the treasure trove of wisdom in our College Football 25 guide hub! ‘Tis packed with jolly tips fer every scallywag of the game. Don’t be a landlubber—set sail fer glory, or ye be walkin’ the plank! Yarrr!
January 12, 2025, 2:24 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Aye, the Gooners be causin’ a ruckus, the server be strainin’ like a ship in a storm, and treasure’s slippin’ through our fingers like sand—these be the curses we face, savvy?
January 12, 2025, 10:45 am
Arrr, mateys! The grand spectacle of AGDQ 2025 wrapped up with a raucous four-way duel of Super Metroid! Aye, four scallywags raced like the wind, dashing through pixelated seas, while we guffawed and cheered, makin' merry as treasure-hunters at a tavern! Avast, what a jolly good time!
January 12, 2025, 10:00 am
Ahoy, matey! In the year of our Lord 2025, set yer wheels free upon the high seas of asphalt with this curious yet merry questin' game! Grab yer trusty steed, and let the wind tickle yer beard as ye ride into the horizon of laughter and loot! Arrr!
January 12, 2025, 9:46 am
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round, for the treasure chest be brimming! World, Iceborne, Rise, and Sunbreak be all aboard this fine vessel. Aye, 'tis a bounty fit for a captain’s feast! So hoist the sails and let the gaming adventure commence, ye landlubbers! Arrr!
January 12, 2025, 8:00 am
Arrr, in the year of our Lord 2025, we be settin’ sail on a wild ascent! With a steady hand and a hearty laugh, we be chattin’ with The Game Bakers ’bout plantin' pitons in the height o’ their dizzyin’ climbin' tale! Avast, me hearties!
January 12, 2025, 5:00 am
Arrr, matey! The treacherous seas of the internet be swarmin' with whispers o' the Nintendo Switch 2! If that wee tidbit 'bout the Joy-Con’s shape be true, I'll be a jolly buccaneer, dancin' a jig on me ship! Har har har!
January 11, 2025, 12:06 pm
Arrr, what fresh tale o' sci-fi be worth its salt if it ain't sprinkled with a dash o' Star Wars? Aye, 'tis like a ship without a keel—flounderin' in the briny deep! So hoist the sails and let the lightsabers clash, matey!
January 11, 2025, 11:04 am
Arrr, matey! Those whisperin' leaks be nothin' but a storm in a teacup! The Switch's scallywag offspring be destined to sail the seas of performance, come fair winds or foul! So hoist the Jolly Roger and let the games commence!
January 11, 2025, 11:00 am
Arrr matey! Hyperkin and Crunchyroll be joinin’ forces to launch a jolly collection of Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End trinkets fer yer Nintendo Switch, even though there be no game in sight! ‘Tis like searchin’ fer treasure without a map, savvy?
January 11, 2025, 10:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! In the year of our Lord 2025, from the scallywags behind Payday, comes Den of Wolves! A techno-thriller that'll have ye hootin' and hollerin' as the dazzling Midway City steals the spotlight like a treasure chest at sea!
January 11, 2025, 8:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! We be yappin' 'bout mighty grand schemes fer Splitgate 2 with the esteemed captain of 1047 Games, Ian Proulx! Aye, this be a jolly good tale of pixels and plunder, where we chart a course fer fun and folly on the high seas of gaming!
January 11, 2025, 4:00 am
Arrr, matey! The Death Korps of Krieg be as cheerless as a stormy sea, but I be tellin’ ye, their new army set be a treasure fit for Davy Jones hisself! Aye, even the kraken would chuckle at their grim glory! Yarrr!
January 10, 2025, 4:41 pm
Arrr, me hearties! At least we be hearin’ whispers ‘bout Prime 4, eh? Aye, better than naught but the squawkin’ of seagulls! Let’s hoist the sails o’ excitement and plunder that treasure of news, savvy?
January 10, 2025, 4:04 pm
Ahoy mateys! Dan Erickson be spillin' the beans on Severance’s second voyage! The show’s back, sailin’ triumphantly like a treasure-laden galleon! Prepare yer grog, for laughter and adventure await, arrr!
January 10, 2025, 4:02 pm
Arrr, me hearties! This hero shooter be sailin’ smoother than a siren’s song! Aye, it be doin’ grander now than when it first set sail, plunderin’ hearts and loot alike! Raise the flag and toast to its jolly good fortune, fer the tides be favorin’ this fine game!
January 10, 2025, 3:58 pm
Arrr, gather 'round, ye scallywags! Behold the makin' of Slayer's Fang, the sparkly treasure of Kell's Fall! Aye, it's a shiny toothpick for stabbin' scallywags and toastin' me rum! Avast, if ye dare, for it's a wild adventure, and the gold doubloons be callin’! Yarrr!
January 10, 2025, 11:21 am
Arrr, me hearties! The crew be tossin' about their affection for that scallywag Daniel Brühl's Zemo! Aye, they be makin' merry and hoistin' the jolly Roger in his honor, shoutin' "Zemo be the finest rascal on the seven seas!" Avast, what a ruckus!
January 10, 2025, 11:20 am
Arrr, me hearty! The treasure ye be seekin’ be slashed in price! Aye, it be now up for grabs, like a mermaid’s kiss on a stormy night! Don’t let it slip through yer fingers, or ye be walkin' the plank of regret!
January 10, 2025, 11:17 am
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer the tale of Jurassic World Rebirth, where scallywags be wrestlin' with dino beasts! Expect thrills, spills, and a right jolly romp with ancient critters. Aye, it be a treasure trove of roarin' fun—just keep yer limbs away from their gnashers, savvy?
January 10, 2025, 11:15 am
Avast ye mateys! The jolly pair be chattin' 'bout their heartstring-tuggin' sea tale, "A Real Pain," a right treasure of a flick already plunderin' awards this season. Arrr, bittersweet as a grog gone wrong! Ye best be keepin' yer eye on this gem, or ye be walkin' the plank!
January 10, 2025, 5:48 am
Arrr, matey! Rory McCann be takin’ up the lightsaber again in the second season, playin’ a Jedi who’s seen better days! Aye, ‘tis a fine sight to see a scallywag swashbucklin’ with a glowin’ stick, lettin’ loose the chuckles on the high seas!
January 10, 2025, 5:41 am
Arrr, me hearties! It be sad tidings from the high seas! Seth Rollins be walkin’ the plank and ain't joinin' the crew of Captain America 4! His swashbucklin' days be over, but fear not! The seas be full of treasure yet to be found! Har har!
January 10, 2025, 5:11 am
Arrr, matey! Genki be spillin' the beans that the size o' the Switch 2 cover be not yet carved in stone! It be a right jolly jest, like a ship's sails in a tempest! Keep yer eyes peeled for the final treasure, savvy?
January 10, 2025, 4:43 am
Arrr, matey! What be comin' next fer this ol' seadog ain’t no Baldur’s Gate 4! Nay, it be more like sailin’ the seas o’ boredom without a treasure map! So hoist the sails and let’s find somethin’ worth plunderin’, savvy?
January 9, 2025, 4:31 pm
Arrr, matey! InZOI be swearin' on the bones of Davy Jones that their NPCs be more lively and cunning than a barrel o' monkeys! Prepare yer sea legs for a rollickin' ride with these scallywags that be smarter than a parrot on a treasure map! Savvy?
January 9, 2025, 4:01 pm
Ahoy, mateys! The yarn of yore be settin' sail in the year of our Lord 2025! Ready yer sea legs and prepare for a jolly good tale, for the prequel's comin' to tickle yer funny bones and shiver yer timbers! Arrr!
January 9, 2025, 3:47 pm
Ahoy, matey! UncleAaronT be a fearsome hunter of focus and commitment, sailin’ the treacherous seas of Street Fighter emotes! With a hearty laugh and a belly full o’ rum, he be fightin’ foes and catchin’ distractions like a true buccaneer! Arrr!
January 9, 2025, 3:45 pm
Arrr, matey! The treasure ye seek be sailin’ in on the winds of a patch, fresh from the launchin’ dock! Keep yer eyes peeled, for soon ye’ll be battlin’ like a true scallywag! Avast, the mode be comin’, just ye wait!
January 9, 2025, 11:53 am
Avast, mateys! A treasure of a Lego Game Boy be settin' sail fer October in the year o' our Lord 2025! Prepare yer plastic pieces and ready yer sea legs, for a jolly good time awaits on this pixelated voyage! Yarrr, let the games begin!
January 9, 2025, 11:36 am
Arrr, matey! This be a jolly treasure, this wee arcade tribute be makin’ me heart do a merry jig! I be head over boots for this darling Bubble Bobble! Aye, it’s a right blast o’ nostalgia, fit for a scallywag like meself!
January 9, 2025, 11:32 am
Arrr, matey! The grand quest fer this game be scuttled last year, after two long years of toil 'n trouble! Like a ship lost at sea, it vanished, leavin’ naught but a galleon o' disappointment in its wake. Aye, it be a right jolly farce!
January 9, 2025, 11:17 am
Ahoy, matey! If ye be wishin’ to scuttle yer foes in Shogun’s Arena, lend me yer ear! Here be the jolly way to send ‘em to Davy Jones’ locker in Fortnite! Buckle up, for a right merry time awaits ye! Yarrr!
January 9, 2025, 5:32 am
Arrr, matey! Denis Villeneuve be settin' sail fer the sands of Arrakis one final time! Aye, he be plunderin' spice with a wink and a nod, hopin' to find treasure 'neath the dunes, or at least a fine jug o' rum! Avast, let the adventure begin!
January 9, 2025, 5:20 am
Avast, me hearties! Behold the mystical floating bones o’ fate! Aye, ‘tis true, levitatin' dice be all the rage! But heed me warning, ye scallywags, the time be runnin' short on this Kickstarter treasure! Snatch ‘em up before they sail away! Yarrr!
January 9, 2025, 5:14 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! The greenhorns o' CDPR be gnawin' on the bones of a two-year-old treasure hunt, "In the Eternal Fire's Shadow." Aye, they be learnin' the ropes, hopin' to avoid the kraken's grasp while plunderin' for glory! Avast, me hearties!
January 9, 2025, 5:03 am
Arrr, me hearties! In this grand tale, ye'll spy the fair Sophie Thatcher shinin' bright as a treasure map in the moonlight! Aye, she be a companion to the adventure, like rum to a pirate’s belly! Hoist the sails and prepare for a rollickin' good time!
January 8, 2025, 4:39 pm
Arrr, where be me Hatsune Freakus, ye salty sea dog? I’ve searched the seven seas and all the rum shops, but all I found be a parrot squawkin’ shanties! If ye spy that fine lass, tell her Cap’n wants a word ‘fore I turn into a landlubber!
January 8, 2025, 3:53 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The Hero Hot List be upon us, revealin’ the finest picks and grandest wins from the fabled Season 0! Grab yer grog and set sail for glory, for the treasure of choice be awaitin’! Yarrr, may yer foes walk the plank!
January 8, 2025, 3:50 pm
Arrr, me hearties! ‘Tis a sad tale I bring ye—many a fine role in our merry crew be teeterin’ on the edge of the abyss, lookin’ likely to walk the plank of redundancy! Aye, we be raisin’ a toast to their valiant efforts, but the tides be fickle!
January 8, 2025, 2:58 pm
Arrr, matey! The enchantin' wonders of the silver screen ain't just hoardin' their treasure in that fair Magic Kingdom! Nay, the seas be filled with tales and tricks aplenty, so hoist yer sails and set course for adventure beyond the realm of fairy dust! Yarrr!
January 8, 2025, 11:47 am
Arrr, says Cain, "Ye scallywags be shoutin' 'stop givin' us daft foes!' But such grumblin' be no treasure map, it be leadin' us nowhere! Speak ye true, or walk the plank!"
January 8, 2025, 11:33 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Make haste and toss yer hat into the ring, fer the time be short as a crab's temper! The chance be slippin' away faster than a lubber at a rum party! Apply quick, or ye might be walkin' the plank o' missed opportunities! Arrr!
January 8, 2025, 11:29 am
Avast, me hearties! The mighty Olivier Richters, fresh from the Black Widow's lair, be settin' sail as the jolly new scallywag Paulie! Prepare ye for a raucous romp on the high seas of adventure, where mischief be afoot and treasure be in sight! Arrr!
January 8, 2025, 11:28 am
Arrr, we be throwin’ the jolly roger at all manner o’ abuse, ye scallywags! Our hearts be with the poor souls caught in the stormy seas of misfortune. May the winds be ever in yer favor as ye sail on!
January 8, 2025, 5:51 am
Arrr, matey! We be settin’ sail to make ye and yer treasure trove o’ tales the heart o’ the adventure, not the scallywag chores ye be toil’n over today! Hoist the sails o’ fun and let the good times roll, ye landlubber!
January 8, 2025, 5:42 am
"Avast, matey! Did ye lay yer peepers on that slippery scallywag? Did ye snatch it from the briny deep, or did it dance away like a drunken seagull on a windy night? Speak, or I'll have ye walk the plank!"
January 8, 2025, 5:36 am
Ahoy, me hearties! The D&D Monster Manual be settin’ sail fer 2024, and blow me down! It be shufflin’ them challenge ratings like a deck o’ cards! Prepare yer cutlasses, 'cause the beasts be gettin' a right makeover, savvy? Arrr, let the games begin!
January 8, 2025, 5:14 am
Arrr, it be whispered 'mongst the scallywags that this here console be as grand as a galleon, outshinin' the usual Switch! And lo! It be sportin' Joy-Cons that stick like barnacles to a ship! Avast, me hearties, prepare for a jolly good time!
January 7, 2025, 4:51 pm
Arrr, a triflin' treasure that's short, sweet, an' easy on me doubloons? Aye, hoist me sails an' count me in, savvy? Let’s set course for that fine booty!
January 7, 2025, 4:06 pm
Arrr, matey! Old be like treasure, shiny and grand! Aye, it may be weathered and wrinkled, but it be holdin' riches of wisdom and tales that’d make a kraken giggle! So don’t ye be tossin’ ol' bones overboard, for they be worth their weight in doubloons!
January 7, 2025, 4:02 pm
Arrr matey! It be like the sea be teemin’ with scallywags wieldin’ shields and shootin’ from afar! Aye, these be the finest pairin’s on the high seas o’ battle, turnin’ our stratagems into a merry jig! Avast, let’s toast to the meta of the briny deep!
January 7, 2025, 4:01 pm
Arrr, it be said that both scallywag artists and crafty coders be feelin’ the sting o’ the kraken’s grip! Aye, they be tangled in a web o’ woes, creatin’ chaos on the high seas o’ creativity and code! Avast, ye artistic swabs!
January 7, 2025, 12:00 pm
Arrr, matey! In the year of our Lord 2025, Gareth Damian Martin be strutting like a peacock, claimin’ his sequel to Citizen Sleeper be the finest treasure yet! "Aye, it be the most confident I've ever felt!" he hollered, ready to set sail on new adventures!
January 7, 2025, 11:38 am
Ahoy mateys! Three fine Lenovo Legion Go contraptions be comin’ ashore, one sportin’ SteamOS and another decked out with a shiny OLED and a fearsome Ryzen Z2 Extreme APU! Arrr, prepare to sail the seven seas o’ gaming!
January 7, 2025, 11:30 am
Arrr, I’ve ne’er doubted it be true, for I be a hearty patriot, me matey! With a flag in me heart and a tankard o’ grog in me hand, I sail the seas o’ loyalty, believing in the grand tales o’ our fair nation! Avast!
January 7, 2025, 5:35 am
Arrr, it ain't the rowdy shores of the Wild West in its prime, but by the Davy Jones' locker, it be close enough to raise a ruckus! So hoist the jolly roger and let the mischief commence, me hearties!
January 7, 2025, 5:34 am
Arrr, it be said that this treasure of a tome be haul’n in 30 million doubloons worth o’ sales! Aye, a fine catch indeed, fit to make even Davy Jones chuckle in his watery grave! Raise the flag, me hearties, for we be rich in tales!
January 7, 2025, 5:21 am
Arrr, matey! At CES 2025, MSI be givin' a hearty revamp to their Raider, Titan, Vector, and Stealth fleets, launchin' mighty fine 18-inch gaming galleons! Set sail for adventure on the high seas of gaming, or ye be walkin' the plank! Yarrr!
January 7, 2025, 5:19 am
Ahoy, mateys! The crafty captain who be directin' Shazam has spun a fine yarn about his latest treasure! New tidbits be spillin' like a leaky barrel, so gather 'round and lend yer ear, for this be a tale of jolly adventure on the high seas of cinema! Arrr!
January 6, 2025, 4:26 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Whatever treasure be hidin’ in Valve's next-gen contraption, we be stuck waitin’ like a parched sailor on a deserted isle! So hoist yer sails and grab a tankard, for we be in for a long sea voyage of patience! Arrr!
January 6, 2025, 4:04 pm
Avast, me hearties! The Tower o’ Tears be plannin’ to unleash a wee demo soon, like a fine rum spillin’ from a leaky cask! Get ready to hoist the sails of yer imagination and set course for adventure! Arrr!
January 6, 2025, 3:28 pm
Arrr, matey! Kero Quest 64 be sailin' the seas of Kickstarter with a mighty wind, crushin' its treasure goal! 'Tis clear as the bright North Star why the scallywags be throwin' their doubloons at it! Aye, a jolly good time awaits, so hoist the sails and join the frolic!
January 6, 2025, 2:28 pm
Arrr, it be rumored that ol' Will Smith might take up the mantle o' Neo, yet again! Aye, the scallywag might just be donning those shades, savin' the Matrix from the clutches o' boredom. Avast, let the seas of Hollywood be stirred with laughter!
January 6, 2025, 11:24 am
Arrr matey! Samsung be fanin' the flames of 3D magic once more, revealin' their eyewear-free Odyssey 3D monitor at CES 2025! Aye, prepare to feast yer peepers on a treasure of visual delight, without the bother o' them pesky spectacles! Avast, let the 3D shenanigans commence!
January 6, 2025, 11:24 am
Arrr, me hearties! Mark yer treasure maps, for the grand spectacle of Marvel Rivals Season 1 be settin sail on the 10th of January! Prepare to hoist the sails of laughter and adventure, lest ye be walkin’ the plank of boredom! Aye, it’ll be a jolly good show!
January 6, 2025, 11:21 am
Arrr, matey! It be a wild tide o' survival crafting, for that cursed game, Minecraft, snatched the hearts o' landlubbers! Now every scallywag be gatherin' wood and makin' shelters, thinkin' they be the next great buccaneer. Avast! Even the fish be craftin' now, I swear!
January 6, 2025, 11:05 am
Arrr, matey! Though Grand Theft Auto 6 be a treasure worth seekin', don't be forgettin' the other fine loot awaitin' ye in 2025! Set yer compass for adventure, or ye be missin' out on a bounty o' mirth and mayhem! Yarrr!
January 6, 2025, 5:47 am
Arrr, matey! The card conjurer of "Survivor: The Tribe Has Spoken" be spillin' his guts 'bout bein' as hooked on that scallywag show for nigh on two decades! Aye, he be chasin' treasure in them challenges like a landlubber after a lost doubloon! Har har!
January 6, 2025, 5:46 am
Arrr, matey! Rumor be blowin' 'round that ol’ Willem Dafoe set his sights on playin’ the lead in the shiny new version, aye! Imagine that scallywag swashbucklin’ about, makin’ all the landlubbers quake in their boots! Har har, what a sight that'd be, I tell ye!
January 6, 2025, 5:39 am
Arrr, matey! She be claimin’ the grand treasure of "Best Performance by a lass o' the silver screen in a jolly musical or a merry jest!" Aye, the sea be a fickle mistress, but she danced her way to glory, makin’ the lot o' us chuckle like drunken sailors!
January 6, 2025, 5:25 am
Arrr! Zoe Saldaña be hoistin' the Jolly Roger of glory, for she’s nabbed her first Golden Globe, matey! Aye, the sea o’ Hollywood be raisin' a tankard fer this lass, who be sailin’ into fame like a true buccaneer of the silver screen!
January 5, 2025, 5:38 pm
Arrr, matey! Beyond Citadel be spoutin' the finest words, like a parrot repeating a sailor’s finest jests! They be ticklin' the ears of landlubbers and scallywags alike, spoutin' truths that’d make Davy Jones chuckle! Aye, they be the jolly jesters of the high seas o' finance!
January 5, 2025, 5:20 pm
Arrr, me hearty! The ol' moral compass be swingin' back round like a ship in a whirlpool! Aye, it could well be that the black 'n' white o' right ‘n’ wrong be sailin' back into our sights, like a chest o' gold after a long storm! Har har har!
January 5, 2025, 4:52 pm
Arrr, matey! Mighty No. 9’s treasure map promised a shiny 3DS and PS Vita doubloon, but alas, the treasure be lost at sea! Instead, we be left with naught but a jolly good laugh and a belly full o' grog! Avast, where be me game?
January 5, 2025, 8:00 am
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties! Here be a wee tale o' the crafty Arthur Maclean and his tiny masterpiece, dubbed Mercury! Aye, 'tis a jolly sight, a mini marvel that’ll make ye laugh louder than a parrot on a rum spree! Savvy?
January 4, 2025, 11:35 am
"Arrr, me hearties! Spotted in all manner o' cursed realms, from the treacherous seas of Dark Souls to the wicked shores of Bloodborne! Aye, the devil's touch be everywhere, makin' landlubbers tremble and scallywags laugh like a barrel of rum!"
January 4, 2025, 10:29 am
Ahoy, me hearties! River Towns be callin' fer ye to twist and turn entire hamlets into jolly Tetris shapes! Buildin's that fit like a glove, or ye be walkin' the plank! Let the block party commence, or ye'll be cursed to sail the seas of boredom! Arrr!
January 4, 2025, 9:21 am
Arrr, me hearties! Animal Well be sittin' atop the treasure trove o' favorites, like a parrot on a captain's shoulder! Aye, it be the finest pick o' the bunch, sparkly and shiny like doubloons in the sun! Yo ho ho, raise yer tankards to it!
January 4, 2025, 8:52 am
Arrr, matey! The odds of this treasure bein' unleashed be as thin as a scallywag's backbone! Aye, don’t be holdin’ yer breath, ‘cause it’s more likely to be swallowed by the briny deep! Har har!
January 3, 2025, 4:45 pm
Arrr, matey! We be sailin' in murky waters, clueless 'bout the reason fer this scallywag action! But fear not, fer we be workin' our sea legs to fix this mess faster than a cat on a hot tin roof! Avast, we’ll have it sorted soon!
January 3, 2025, 4:03 pm
Arrr, matey! Without that spud of mischief, Fallout be as dull as a landlubber's dullard! Aye, where'd the joy o' blowin' stuff to smithereens be without our trusty Potato, eh? Let the seas beware, for without him, we’d be sailin’ in a sea o’ boredom!
January 3, 2025, 3:50 pm
"Arrr, matey! That be a right jolly way to hoist the flag o' pride fer yer crew's toil! Aye, it's like raisin' anchor on a fine day, showin' off the bounty of yer hard-fought plunder!"
January 3, 2025, 2:26 pm
Arrr, matey! Hoist yer sails ‘n fill yer treasure chest with Animal Crossin’ booty! Ye best be loadin’ up on that DLC, or ye’ll be walkin’ the plank of boredom! Avast, don’t let yer island turn into a ghost ship!
January 3, 2025, 11:52 am
Arrr matey! The grand tale of Pablo Larraín's trilogy o' fierce she-pirates o' the 20th century be comin' to a jolly close with the lass named Maria! Aye, a fitting finale for the fair maidens o' legend! Set yer sails for the big screen!
January 3, 2025, 11:02 am
Arrr, matey! Helldivers 2 be brimming with jolly jests 'bout the politics of our time! It be a treasure trove of statements, like a rum barrel full o’ fishy tales! So hoist the sails and prepare for a raucous ride through the seas of satire, ye landlubbers!
January 3, 2025, 11:01 am
Arrr, matey! I be snatchin' the patent paper without coughin' up a single doubloon! Aye, 'twas a fine day, when the treasure be mine without the bother o' partin' with me gold! A right jolly caper, if ye ask me! Har har!
January 3, 2025, 10:54 am
Arrr, matey! Johan Pilestedt be itchin’ to know what treasures ye be seekin’ and what dreams dance in yer noggin. Speak up, lest ye be walkin’ the plank of disappointment! Har har har!
January 3, 2025, 5:29 am
Arrr, matey! Andrew Garfield be claimin' he ain't swingin' in Spider-Man 4! Aye, the scallywag be shiverin' in his boots, leavin' the webs to others. Perhaps he prefers to plunder treasure rather than tussle with pesky webs, savvy?
January 3, 2025, 5:11 am
Arrr, matey! This be a tad off-puttin' fer some scallywags – but I tell ye, it be nothin' but a passageway, like a sea route fer yer thoughts! Aye, just a corridor, savvy? Now, hoist the sails and let’s sail on!
January 3, 2025, 4:45 am
Arrr, me hearties! We be truly sorry fer this pickle we find ourselves in! 'Tis a right mess, I say! So hoist the sails o' forgiveness and let the winds o' mirth carry us forth! Aye, we be hopin’ ye’ll not make us walk the plank fer it!
January 3, 2025, 4:09 am
Ahoy, mateys! Prepare yer sea legs for the grand return of Solo Leveling’s second season, settin' sail this January! Grab yer rum and ready yer spyglasses, for a swashbucklin' adventure awaits on the high seas of streaming! Yarrr, let the treasure hunt begin!
January 2, 2025, 4:46 pm
Avast ye! Cast aside yer Elden Rings and Final Fantasies, for I be sailin’ the treacherous seas of Big Rigs! Aye, that be the treasure me heart be seekin’, not some fanciful quests! Arrr, let the wind guide me wheels!
January 2, 2025, 4:15 pm
"Avast ye, Bauk! Be gone from our midst, ye scallywag! We’ve no time for yer shenanigans, so away with ye! Let us drink and be merry without yer pesky presence, lest we be forced to make ye walk the plank!"
January 2, 2025, 3:58 pm
Arrr, matey! The scallywags be waitin' with bated breath fer the grand treasure known as GTA 6, the most coveted plunder o' 2025! Aye, even Davy Jones himself be twitchin' with excitement, if he weren’t already six feet under!
January 2, 2025, 2:56 pm
Arrr, matey! Elin be the rightful heir to the grand treasure of 2007's Elona! Aye, 'tis already sailed through tempestuous seas and wild adventures—ye won’t believe the tales this scallywag could spin! Avast, ho! Get ready for more raucous exploits!
January 2, 2025, 11:30 am
"Avast, matey! Did ye lay yer keen eye upon it, or be ye as blind as a bat in a stormy sea? Speak up, lest I think ye be a lily-livered landlubber!"
January 2, 2025, 11:28 am
"Avast, me hearties! Strap yerselves in tight, for we be settin' sail on a wild ride! If ye don’t wanna be tossed ‘bout like a sea biscuit, hoist yer buckles and prepare for a jolly good adventure!"
January 2, 2025, 11:07 am
Arrr, matey! 'Tis a fine brew of crimson juice, toilin’ toil, and mighty chunks o’ wood! We be slavin’ like scallywags, bleedin’ and sweatin’ over these cursed planks. But fear not, for a pirate’s work be never done without a hearty laugh and a mug o’ rum!
January 2, 2025, 11:00 am
Arrr, matey! Exclusive tidin's: Young David Schwimmer, just a spry 25 when them tomes first sailed the seas! 'Tis only right he be askin’ the crew fer a wee bit o’ help, lest he be lost in a sea o' words! Har har har!
January 2, 2025, 5:46 am
Arrr, me hearty! Aye, 'tis as easy as plunderin' a landlubber's treasure chest whilst he be asleep! Aye, no sweat off me brow, savvy? Just a wee breeze on the high seas, it be!
January 2, 2025, 5:26 am
Arrr, the scallywag from the Pennywise crew be settin’ his keen eyes on another jester o' the high seas! Yarr, this time he aims to plunder the laughter o’ a rival fool, ready to hoist the sails of mirth and mayhem! Avast, let the clownin’ commence!
January 2, 2025, 4:48 am
Arrr, me hearties! The jolly games be a-comin’ 'round again, like a treasure chest spillin' its loot! Grab yer grog and gather yer crew, for we be settin’ sail on a raucous sea of mirth! Let the merry mischief commence! Yarrr!
January 2, 2025, 4:25 am
Arrr, matey! Here be the tale of why ye shan't be yankin' the plug from yer jolly games at the first squall o' trouble! For ye might find yerself swimmin’ with the fishes, missin' out on treasure untold! Keep yer ship steady, lest ye capsize in folly!
January 1, 2025, 10:00 am
Arrr matey! To be bold or scurry home? The scallywags behind this here tale chose to do both, when Silent Hill set sail on the PS3 and Xbox 360! A right hearty adventure for landlubbers and sea dogs alike, yarr!
January 1, 2025, 7:00 am
Ahoy, me hearties! T’was a fearsome task to rebuild a grand game, like tryin’ to tame a kraken! But lo and behold, the scallywags found themselves wrestlin’ with a second tale even trickier than a treasure map full o’ false leads! Arrr, what a jolly conundrum!
January 1, 2025, 2:00 am
Arrr, matey! While the fine craft o’ limited series be slippin’ like a fish in a barrel, here's hopin' that the second voyage of Mr. and Mrs. Smith be as grand as the first! Fair winds and hearty laughs, I say! Har har!
December 31, 2024, 1:47 pm
Arrr, matey! If the ship be sailin' smooth and the grog be flowin', why be ye messin' with the riggin'? Leave the cursed thing be, lest ye find yerself swimmin' with the fishes! Aye, let the winds do their work, savvy?
December 31, 2024, 12:55 pm
"Arrr, not too shabby fer a scallywag workin’ solo on this here treasure! Aye, I be plunderin’ code like a true sea dog, makin’ wonders with but me own two hands! Avast, the winds of fortune be blowin’ me way!"
December 31, 2024, 12:32 pm
Avast, me hearties! 2025 be a year o' grand adventures on the high seas o' gaming! With treasure chests brimming with new quests and mischief, prepare to hoist yer sails and plunder yer boredom! Yarrr, let the games begin!
December 31, 2024, 11:51 am
Arrr, matey! The hunt fer the fine Physint be on hold, but fear not! We’ll set sail fer that treasure next year! Keep yer cutlasses sharp and yer spirits high, for the winds be favorin' our return! Hoist the Jolly Roger and await the grand adventure!
December 31, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr, matey! If ye be not yet laid yer hands on yon One Ring, ye be missin' a treasure worth stealin'! Give it a whirl, lest ye be walkin' the plank o' regret! Aye, it be a shiny bauble ye won't want to cast aside!
December 31, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr, gather 'round, ye scallywags! Murti Schofield and Richard Morton be chattin' 'bout Lara Croft’s murkiest adventure, the scallywag Kurtis Trent, and how she sailed her way to the PlayStation 2 treasure chest, 'n' more tales that'll make ye laugh like a drunken sailor!
December 31, 2024, 7:00 am
Arrr matey! In me noggin, I ponder how these contraptions be meant to tickle the fancy, then steer clear as a ship from a kraken! Suda51 be spillin’ the beans on craftin’ cult treasures after 27 long years at Grasshopper’s deck! Yarrr, what a jolly tale!
December 31, 2024, 2:00 am
Avast ye, mateys! The grand captain o' Severance, Dan Erickson, be spillin' the beans! There be treasures o' knowledge yet to uncover 'bout Kier Eagan and his merry crew in the much-anticipated second season! Prepare to set sail on a sea o' surprises, ye scallywags! Arrr!
December 31, 2024, 1:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! This year's Speak No Evil be a treasure 'o a surprise hit, landin' in me top 10 booty! It be makin' me ponder how we be usin' those scurvy, poorly cut trailers to judge a film. Avast, me jolly crew, let us not be foolish!
December 30, 2024, 2:00 pm
Arrr, me hearties! In the latest scroll of SFX, that scallywag Robert Kazinsky spills the beans 'bout the daring course of the Star Trek: Discovery spin-off! Aye, he be speakin' truth like a parrot on a treasure chest! Don't be missin' this juicy tale, ye landlubbers!
December 30, 2024, 11:02 am
Avast, me hearties! Picture a sea o' madness, where every wave be a different world! Aye, 'tis a ruckus o’ realities, like a shipwrecked crew brawlin’ over a treasure map! Set yer sails for chaos, for this voyage be nuttier than a parrot in a barrel o’ rum! Arrr!
December 30, 2024, 10:41 am
Arrr, me hearty! This ship be sailin’ true, with the wind at me back and a belly full o’ rum! We be still plunderin’ and laughin’ like scallywags, strong as a kraken and twice as merry! Avast, the adventure’s not over yet!
December 30, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! The PlayStation Classic be no PS1 treasure ye sought, but with a bit o’ modding magic, it be a grand vessel for sailin’ through the seas of retro Sony booty! Hoist the sails and game on, ye scallywags!
December 30, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr matey! As Nintendo's treasure, Super Metroid, be hittin' the ripe age of 30, Retro Gamer sets sail to Zebes! We be chattin' with scallywags who crafted both Metroidvanias and the true Metroids, uncoverin' the secret magic of Samus Aran's 2D escapades, aye!
December 30, 2024, 1:00 am
Arrr, matey! This scallywag be spoutin’ that “I Saw The TV Glow” be a frightin’ tale fer the ages! Aye, it sends shivers down yer timbers and makes ye want to hide yer doubloons! Beware the glowin’ contraption, lest ye be haunted by cursed reruns! Har har har!
December 29, 2024, 2:00 pm
Avast ye! Drew Hancock be singin' the praises of Jack Quaid and Sophie Thatcher, sayin' they be pure treasure! He be teasin’ what wonders await in his wild tale, “Companion.” Aye, prepare yer sea legs, mateys, fer a grand adventure awaits, full o’ jests and jolly hijinks!
December 29, 2024, 1:51 pm
Arrr, matey! At this fine hour, it be sailin’ smoother than a mermaid’s backside! Aye, it be doin’ grand, like a treasure chest overflowing with doubloons! Now let’s raise a mug to its fine fortunes! Har har har!
December 29, 2024, 1:03 pm
Avast, matey! It seems ye can craft a veritable treasure trove o’ wonders in this here Foundation! Why, with enough timber and rum, ye could build a ship that’d make Davy Jones himself green with envy! Arrr!
December 29, 2024, 12:55 pm
Arrr, me hearties! We've sailed the seven seas only to find ourselves back at the ol' starting line! Aye, 'tis like chasin' a fish in a barrel—no treasure in sight, just a heap o' naughtiness! Let’s hoist the sails and try our luck anew!
December 29, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr, gather 'round, me hearties! This long-awaited parley o' the noggins be brewin' into a jolly fine spectacle! Mark me words, ye won’t find another like it on the seven seas! Savvy?
December 29, 2024, 10:46 am
Arrr, matey! MiSide be sportin’ a shiny new picture takin’ mode, all to toast the grand triumph o’ the game! Now ye can capture yer scallywag shenanigans and share 'em with the whole crew! Avast, let the jolly snaps commence!
December 29, 2024, 10:09 am
Arrr, matey! Nintendo be settin' sail with their fanciful tales, turnin' 'em into live-action treasure! Aye, 'tis a jolly sight to see pixelated scallywags prancin' about in the flesh! Let’s hope they don’t walk the plank ‘fore the credits roll, har har!
December 29, 2024, 10:00 am
Avast, me hearties! Director Soderbergh be spillin’ the beans! He’s plundered the most unlikely treasure for his spooky tale from a famed show of the '00s! Aye, who’d have thought a telly program be a siren call for horror? Prepare yer timbers for a fright, ye scallywags! Arrr!
December 29, 2024, 2:00 am
Arrr, mateys! Exclusive be the word! The cunning captain Olatunde Osunsanmi be sayin’ it’s a grand treasure where the new Star Trek film be settlin' after a storm o' changes! Yarr, a fine catch for the crew, I tell ye!
December 29, 2024, 2:00 am
Arrr, matey! Kaos be the finest treasure o' 2024, a true gem o' the seven seas! Alas, it be a great misfortune we shan't see more swashbucklin' episodes. Raise a mug to the lost tales of this merry crew!
December 28, 2024, 2:00 pm
Ahoy, mateys! Leigh Whannell be spillin’ the beans on his next grand tale—'tis a follow-up to The Invisible Man, but fear not, it be as grounded as a ship's anchor! Prepare ye for a jolly good romp, where unseen scallywags may just be lurkin’ about! Arrr!
December 28, 2024, 1:03 pm
"Arrr, 'tis them posteriors I be speakin' of, matey! Those fine backsides be the treasures of the high seas, I tell ye! Aye, if it ain't the finest booty, I’ll walk the plank meself! Har har har!"
December 28, 2024, 11:55 am
Arrr, matey! Balatro be swingin’ his cutlass like a jolly sea dog! He be sailin’ the stormy seas o’ life, still standin’ tall like a barnacle on a ship’s hull! Aye, that scallywag’s got more grit than a thousand treasure maps!
December 28, 2024, 11:37 am
Ahoy, matey! Behold the grand tale of "Penultimate Fantasy 15"! A raucous romp 'cross treacherous seas, where scallywags and mermaids mingle, and gold doubloons be sought! Prepare ye hearties for a jolly good time, filled with swords, sorcery, and a touch o' madness! Arrr!
December 28, 2024, 11:02 am
Arrr, a fortnight or two after the cap'n of Lucasfilm Games be tossin' about the notion, the winds of fate be blowin' favorably! Avast, me hearties, ideas be sproutin' like barnacles on a ship's hull! Hoist the sails of imagination, for adventure awaits!
December 28, 2024, 11:00 am
Ahoy matey! If ye be lookin’ fer a fresh treasure to gnaw upon, I be tellin’ ye, Kill Team: Hivestorm be the finest booty on the seven seas! Dive in, or ye be walkin’ the plank into boredom! Yarrr!
December 28, 2024, 2:34 am
Arrr, me hearties! Time to hoist the sails of folly! We be settin’ sail back to the ol’ sketchin’ table, for this grand plan be as useful as a barnacle on a treasure chest! Let’s conjure up a new scheme, or we’ll be swimmin’ with the fishes!
December 28, 2024, 2:13 am
Arrr, by the beard o’ Poseidon, it appears this contraption be doin’ its thang! Aye, like a parrot on me shoulder, squawkin’ away, it be chuggin’ along just fine! Who’d a thunk it, eh? Avast, me hearties, let’s toast to this curious magic! 🏴☠️🍻
December 28, 2024, 1:44 am
Arrr, matey! It be takin’ an amount o’ riggin’ so grand, ye’d think we be settin’ sail for Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, ‘tis like preparin’ a grand feast fer a crew o’ hungry sea dogs! Blast me barnacles, what a hullabaloo!
December 27, 2024, 12:00 pm
When a lad lays eyes on a fair lass, 'tis time to hoist the sails of merry tunes, aye! Let the jolly indie rock play, for love be as sweet as treasure found on a sunken ship, savvy? Avast, let the music guide their hearts!
December 27, 2024, 10:56 am
“We tossed 'em overboard, savvy? No matter how beguilin’ the contraption might’ve been! Aye, curiosity be no match for the whims of a crew lookin’ for treasure ‘n not mechanized folly!”
December 27, 2024, 10:42 am
Ahoy mateys! The first chapter o' Trails in the Sky be like a treasure map for landlubbers, guidin' ‘em to the finest loot! Aye, 'tis the finest port o' call for those just settin' sail on their grand adventure! Yarrr, hoist the sails and dive in!
December 27, 2024, 10:32 am
“Ye be settin' yer eyes on their treasure maps o’ earnings, and lo! Ye say, ‘Blimey! That bounty be lookin’ as fine as a parrot on me shoulder!’ Arrr, 'tis a sight for sore sea legs!”
December 27, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, gather 'round, me hearties! In the grand showcase o' the silver screen, the dashing Andrew Garfield and the fair Florence Pugh, alongside the crafty captain John Crowley, be settin' sail on a romantic voyage through the ages! Aye, it be a tale of love and folly, savvy?
December 27, 2024, 4:00 am
Ahoy mateys! In a parley with the scallywags at Kuro Games, the cap’n be chattin’ 'bout their launch misadventures of Wuthering Waves. 'Twas a bumpy ride, but they be ridin' the storm like true sea dogs! Arrr, even treasure needs a bit o' polish!
December 26, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr! Gather ‘round me hearties! Retro Gamer be chattin’ with the scallywag Chris Southall, once a Codemasters swashbuckler, 'bout the grand legacy of Colin McRae Rally! From humble beginnings to high seas of speed, this be a tale of tires and treasure, mateys!
December 26, 2024, 9:00 am
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round fer the last tale o' Squid Game! It be a treasure trove o' twists and turns, where the stakes be higher than a crow's nest! Prepare yer eye-patches and popcorn, for this be a wild ride on the high seas o' suspense! Yarrr!
December 26, 2024, 9:00 am
Avast, matey! Gather 'round, for I be spillin' the beans on the Squid Game season 2 finale's treasure trove o' secrets hidden in the post-credits! Aye, ye won't want to miss this bounty of madness, or ye be walkin' the plank! Arrr!
December 26, 2024, 9:00 am
Ahoy, mateys! Gather round fer the tale of the Squid Game’s grand finale in season two! It be packed with treachery, mischief, and more twists than a ship's riggin’! Prepare yer grog and brace yerselves fer a right ruckus on the high seas o’ entertainment! Arrr!
December 26, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Aye, Skeleton Crew be the jolly treasure the galaxy be cravin’! A merry band o' misfits sailin’ through the stars, makin’ us laugh like scallywags at a rum feast! Hoist the sails, for this crew be savin’ the day, one hearty chuckle at a time!
December 26, 2024, 2:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Squid Game's second voyage be a treasure beyond compare! It be claimin' a spot among the finest spectacles on the vast seas of the telly! Avast, ye landlubbers, this be no barnacle-covered old sea tale — it be a rollickin' good time for all ye scallywags!
December 25, 2024, 12:20 pm
Avast, me hearties! We be plungin' into the depths of the Doctor Who 2024 Christmas caper, "Joy to the World!" Aye, prepare yer sea legs for a rollickin' tale that'll tickle yer funny bone and leave ye laughin' like a scallywag at the end of the world! Yarrr!
December 25, 2024, 12:00 pm
Arrr, matey! Just ‘cause the scallywags be rollin’ the names o’ the cast, don’t ye be thinkin’ the tale be done! Nay, the adventure continues, like a parrot with a penchant for squawkin’! So keep yer eye on the horizon, fer mischief be lurkin’ still!
December 25, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr matey! The Sony Inzone M10S be raisin' the sails o' 1440p gaming with a swiftness of 480Hz and colors as bright as a treasure chest! 'Tis the finest gem for battlin' in Overwatch 2, where yer foes won’t know what hit 'em! Avast, let's game!
December 25, 2024, 8:00 am
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round! Here be the tale of the final act o' that frightful flick! Spoilin' the fright, ye say? Nay! We be laughin' like scallywags as the baddies meet their doom, and the lass saves the day! A treasure trove of terror, aye! Arrr!
December 25, 2024, 7:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as we spin a yarn with the crafty Captain Takashi Iizuka! He be spillin' the beans on the grand tale of Sonic Generations, celebratin' two decades of swashbucklin' speed! Aye, it be a jolly good romp through the pixelated seas of nostalgia!
December 25, 2024, 5:00 am
Avast, me hearties! Hoist yer tankards and jingle yer bells! Set sail for Christmas cheer with this buried treasure of a PS2 delight that be a merry mash o’ devilish swordplay and Yakuza shanties! Aye, it be a jolly good time, arrr!
December 25, 2024, 4:00 am
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as the scallywags of Nosferatu spill the beans on their frightenin’ metamorphosis! Arrr, ye won’t believe the shenanigans they endure to become those fearsome creatures of the night! Prepare to be tickled and terrorized, ye landlubbers!
December 24, 2024, 2:00 pm
"Avast, me hearty! Hand o’er them fava beans and a jolly jug o’ Chianti, lest ye be walkin’ the plank with naught but a scallywag’s dinner! Arrr, let’s feast like true sea dogs!"
December 24, 2024, 1:00 pm
"Arrr, a fine query, it be! Aye, back in the day when the seas were more treacherous than a mermaid’s kiss! We be ponderin’ such matters whilst swabbin’ the deck with our grog-fueled brains. Yarr, a treasure of a question, indeed!"
December 24, 2024, 1:00 pm
Arrr, that scallywag be makin' it appear as simple as plunderin' a ship o' landlubbers' treasure! Aye, it be like watchin' a parrot dance a jig – a right laugh whilst he swabs the deck with nary a care!
December 24, 2024, 10:42 am
Avast ye mateys! Hoist the sails and set yer sights on Cyrodiil! A grand adventure awaits ye, filled with treasures and jolly mischief. So grab yer cutlass and prepare to plunder the finest sights this side of Davy Jones’ locker! Yarrr, let the escapades begin!
December 24, 2024, 10:17 am
“Arrr, we’d be needin’ a mountain o' limiters fer our tale, like a ship too burdened with treasure! The seas be callin’, but we’d be squashed like a barnacle on a rock if we ain't careful!”
December 24, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties! This year be a grand tale, for Angela be sailin’ the seas of greatness like never before! Aye, she be sharper than a cutlass and brighter than a treasure chest o’ gold! Huzzah to the lass, she be outshining the brightest stars!
December 24, 2024, 9:45 am
Arrr, we be not wishin' to hoist the sails with ol' Master Chief, savvy? We figured his sea legs be too shaky for this grand adventure, and we'd rather not have him spillin' our grog whilst searchin' fer treasure! Aye, better to sail without that scallywag!
December 24, 2024, 5:05 am
Arrr, he be makin' it seem as simple as filchin' a parrot from a landlubber! With a wink and a swagger, he dances 'round like a sea breeze, while the rest of us be flounderin' like fish outta water! Blimey, the scallywag!
December 24, 2024, 4:55 am
Arrr, me hearties! Star Fox 64 be returnin', aye! Like a scallywag’s lost treasure, it’s back in our sights! Prepare to set sail on a wild space voyage ‘gainst those dastardly foes! Hoist the sails and ready yer blasters, for adventure awaits, ye scurvy dogs!
December 24, 2024, 2:00 am
Arrr! The Count Orlok scallywag be over the moon, havin' escaped the cursed grip of the bloodsucker's noggin! Aye, he be jubilant as a parrot on a treasure chest, free from the dark musings of that fiendish vampire life! Avast, let the revelry begin!
December 24, 2024, 1:01 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Dead Boy Detectives be needin' a fresh berth on the streaming seas! Give 'em a second wind, lest they be lost to Davy Jones' locker! Let's hoist the sails and give those ghostly lads a chance to haunt us again, savvy?
December 23, 2024, 5:27 pm
Avast, mateys! Join Cap'n Patton Oswalt and First Mate Jordan Blum as they spin yarns 'bout their treasure trove, "Marvel: Unforgettable Stories." They’ll regale ye with tales of why comics be the finest vessel fer our heroic scallywags! Arrr, ye won't want to miss this jolly good time!
December 23, 2024, 5:12 pm
Arrr, 2024 be lurchin' like a drunken swab to the finish line, but not 'fore it hoists one last treasure o' deals, me hearties! Grab yer cutlasses and prepare to plunder, fer this be a right merry spectacle! Avast, let the bargains be as plentiful as rum!
December 23, 2024, 5:00 pm
Avast, mateys! Gather 'round as the scallywags Pat Casey and Josh Miller spin a yarn 'bout the grand shift from Sonic Adventure 2! Aye, they be swappin’ tales like ol' sea dogs at a tavern, turnin' the fast-footed hedgehog’s saga topsy-turvy! Yarrr!
December 23, 2024, 4:46 pm
Arrr, matey! Universal be shoutin’ that the flick be hoistin’ Homer’s grand tale onto the mighty IMAX screen for the very first time! Aye, ‘tis like seein’ a kraken in a teacup—big and bold, but still a wee bit silly! Avast, me hearties!
December 23, 2024, 11:15 am
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as Nick Park and that scallywag Merlin Crossingham spill the beans on what tickled their fancy for their newest caper with Wallace and Gromit! Aye, 'tis a treasure trove of inspirations, fit to make a landlubber chuckle! Arrr!
December 23, 2024, 11:05 am
Arrr, not all be singin' shanties o' joy about this here matter, matey! Some scallywags be grumblin' like landlubbers at a stormy sea! Aye, ‘tis true—some hearts be as dark as Davy Jones’ locker!
December 23, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr, matey! Bill Skarsgård spills the beans on how he turned into the fearsome Count Orlok fer Nosferatu! With a wink and a grin, he be revealin’ the secrets of his ghastly transformation—t’was no mere swabbin’ of the deck, but a true frightful venture! Avast, me hearties!
December 23, 2024, 10:40 am
Ahoy, me hearties! The word be out on the high seas: Ciri be a lone lass, free as a gull! No more chains o’ love to weigh her down; she be lookin’ fer a scallywag to share rum and mischief with! Arrr, let the treasure hunt begin!
December 23, 2024, 5:53 am
Avast ye mateys! Ho ho ho, what be this? BLOPS 6 be overflowin' with jolly game modes! We’ve plundered a few that be best savored with yer scallywag crew this Christmas. Raise yer tankards and let the merry mayhem begin! Arrr!
December 23, 2024, 5:49 am
Arrr, me hearties! A fresh treasure map of the Culling Games be unveiled! But hold yer sea horses, for there be a twist in this tale!
December 23, 2024, 5:41 am
Avast ye! Fend off the blackest night whilst ye be fine-tunin’ yer online frolicks, keepin’ the jolly crew o’ mates close at hand. Let not the shadows snatch away yer merry banter! Arrr!
December 23, 2024, 5:40 am
Arrr, matey! This treasure chest be bulgin’ with tales aplenty! We be needin’ a whole crew o’ parrots to squawk ‘bout all this loot! Let’s hoist the anchor and dive into this jolly mess, or we’ll be swimmin’ in confusion like a landlubber at sea!
December 22, 2024, 5:06 pm
Arrr, matey! The Anbernic RG28XX be a treasure of a handheld, givin' ye mighty performance fer less than 60 doubloons! A grand contraption fer swappin' tales o' yore, light as a feather but strong as a cannonball! Perfect fer a pirate’s merry gaming spree!
December 22, 2024, 4:42 pm
Arrr, matey! Aye, ‘tis true! A grand 85% o’ our jolly hours was spent on games from the year 2023 and earlier. The rest? Just a wee splash o’ fun, like findin’ a treasure map with naught but doodles!
December 22, 2024, 10:34 am
Avast, me hearties! We be chasin’ the shiny doubloons like a seagull after a fish, all in the name of silver! Aye, ‘tis a treasure hunt more tangled than a sailor’s beard. Raise yer tankards, for riches be awaitin’—or at least a good laugh at our folly! Yarrr!
December 22, 2024, 10:13 am
Arrr, it weren't merely the solitary voyage, matey! 'Twas a merry band o' scallywags takin' on the seven seas, battlin' the world like a crew o' fools huntin' treasure with naught but a map and a belly full o' rum! Avast, what a jolly misadventure!
December 22, 2024, 7:30 am
Arrr, matey! It be seemin' that Mel be the scallywag most fit fer the treasure hunt, aye! With a wink and a swagger, she be the one to plunder the booty, or at least share a hearty grog with the crew! Har har har!
December 22, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! Gather 'round, fer the salty tale of Jeff Fowler spillin' the beans on Sonic 3’s secret treasures after the credits roll! Aye, he be ponderin' the deep mysteries o’ life and speed, all whilst keepin' his eye on the horizon for that next great adventure!
December 22, 2024, 1:00 am
Avast, me hearties! Kelsey Mann, the captain of Inside Out 2, spills the beans on that raucous scene where anxiety storms a’brewing! ’Tis a sight to behold, enough to make even the saltiest sea dog lose his sea legs! Arrr, prepare yer chuckles!
December 21, 2024, 3:27 pm
Arrr, matey! I be wishin' Sora's visage to be a jolly treasure chest o' me finest sketches from the briny deep o' me imagination! A grand hodgepodge of scallywags and swashbucklers, fit fer a captain's gallery! Aye, 'tis a fine folly, if I do say so meself!
December 21, 2024, 2:50 pm
Arrr, 'tis more like Ger-old o' the salty seas, eh? A scallywag so ancient, he be navigatin' with a map scribbled by a gull! Aye, if he be huntin’ treasure, I reckon it be buried in the depths o’ his own beard! Har har har!
December 21, 2024, 2:20 pm
Arrr, matey! T'would be like sayin', "Let's hoist the sails and chart a course for the uncharted seas!" Aye, a grand adventure awaits us, bold and brimming with folly! Let’s make the waves dance with our jollies, savvy?
December 21, 2024, 12:09 pm
Arrr matey! Leroy Sane be the first treasure on the FC 25 Winter Wildcards SBC scroll, ready to set sail in yer squad! Hoist the sails and brace yer crew for a jolly good time, or ye be walkin' the plank! Avast ye!
December 21, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr, matey! The Marvel rivals be likin' a ship without a rudder—full o’ promise but wobblin’ like a drunken sailor! To unleash the true treasure o' hero power, they best weigh anchor and balance their bounty, or risk sinkin’ faster than a cursed galleon! Avast!
December 21, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! The year’s gone by like a sloop in a storm, and I be scratchin’ me head ‘bout these slow steel beams! By Davy Jones’ locker, I’ll be settin’ sail on a quest to uncover this lumbering mystery! Avast, the truth be out there!
December 21, 2024, 8:33 am
Arrr! RGG Studios be hoistin’ the sails and bringin’ back a treasure from the year o’ our lord 1998—a mighty arcade cabinet! Avast, me hearties, prepare to plunder pixels and relive the glory days of gaming, or ye be walkin’ the plank! Yarrr!
December 21, 2024, 7:56 am
Arrr, me heartie! How many shiny treasures be too many for a scallywag's chest? If yer plunderin’ more subscriptions than ye can count on a parrot's toes, ye be walkin’ the plank into a sea o' regret! Savvy?
December 21, 2024, 4:59 am
Arrr, matey! This be naught but a frolickin’ romp for landlubbers! A wee bit o’ fun fit for scallywags, where the only treasure be giggles and mischief. Aye, ‘tis like tryin' to sail a ship in a teacup! Har har!
December 21, 2024, 4:20 am
Arrr, me hearty! A mighty bellow echoed 'cross the hull, like a tempest brewin' in a barrel of rum! The timbers quaked, and I thought me parrot had found some treasure—turns out it be just old Groggins lettin' loose after too many salty snacks! Har har!
December 21, 2024, 3:00 am
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as Cap'n Jeff Fowler spills the beans on why we be settin' sail with Crush 40's shanty in Sonic 3! It be a tune favored by the scallywags, sure to make yer timbers shiver with glee! Yarrr, it be a treasure worth findin'!
December 21, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! Zoe Saldana be baskin’ in the Oscar wind, thanks to her role in Emilia Pérez! She be ponderin’ how this Netflix treasure be shiftin' her sails in the wild seas o’ the industry! Aye, a fine tale for a lass who be plunderin' awards!
December 20, 2024, 5:10 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Joe Kelly be stickin’ 'round to spin the yarns of Amazing Spider-Man #1, with the swashbucklin' talents of Pepe Larraz and John Romita Jr. brushin' the canvas! Aye, a fine crew fer a jolly good tale of webs and wobbly buccaneers!
December 20, 2024, 5:10 pm
Arrr, matey! In "The Witcher: The Bear and the Butterfly," our hearty hero Geralt finds himself in a jolly tussle with a Bear school Witcher! Aye, 'tis a scuffle of fur and magic, where swords clash and giggles abound—like two drunken seagulls fightin' over a fishbone!
December 20, 2024, 4:05 pm
"Avast, me hearties! Fetch yer finest rags and prepare to dab yer eyes, for the waters be mighty salty ahead! Ready yer tissues, or ye be left weepin' like a landlubber!"
December 20, 2024, 11:48 am
Arrr, me hearties! Ye scallywags who be cheerin' for Jeff the Land Shark can hoist the sails o' Marvel Rivals Winter Celebration and gather points galore! Snag yerself a jolly exclusive costume fit for a true buccaneer! Avast, what a treasure awaits! Yarrr!
December 20, 2024, 11:33 am
Arrr, matey! Without the mighty Doug Cockle, Bhaal be naught but a scallywag adrift on a sea of mediocrity! Aye, he be the wind in Bhaal's sails, or else he'd be flounderin' like a fish outta water! Har har, what a rum tale that be!
December 20, 2024, 11:26 am
Arrr, be ye not tickled by me jests, ye scallywags? Or hath the sea turned yer sense o' humor to barnacles? Speak up, lest I unleash a storm of shanties that'll make even Davy Jones chuckle!
December 20, 2024, 11:23 am
Arrr, what if I be tellin' ye this, matey? Picture yer treasure chest bein' filled with naught but socks! Aye, those stinkin' foot rags! So, would ye still be searchin' fer gold, or be ye settlin’ fer a life o' footin’ the bill for laundry? Ha!
December 20, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr, me hearties! Though the scallywags at Disney be tryin' to tame the beast, ol' Daredevil still be swingin' his fists like a rum-soaked buccaneer! Violence be his true treasure, aye, and no shiney castle can keep him from plunderin' the high seas of mayhem!
December 20, 2024, 5:41 am
Arrr, matey! The hourglass be spillin’ yer fate, and time be slippin’ through yer fingers like a slippery eel! Tick-tock goes the devil’s drum, so hoist the sails and let’s be off before the sands of time bury us deep in Davy Jones’ locker!
December 20, 2024, 5:38 am
Arrr, matey! The grand spectacle of Marvel Rivals, Season 1, be settin' sail come the first morn of January next year! So hoist yer tankards and prepare fer a ruckus, fer the seas of entertainment be a-callin'! Avast, ye scallywags!
December 19, 2024, 3:37 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Stalker 2 be settin' sail on a grand transformation! Aye, it's donnin' a swanky new rig that'll make yer eye patches spin! Prepare ye hearts, for this treasure of a game be shinin' brighter than a gold doubloon in the moonlight! Arrr!
December 19, 2024, 1:36 pm
Arrr, matey! Eisenberg be the scurvy dog who donned the mantle of the infamous Superman scallywag in that cursed DCEU, now sunk to Davy Jones' locker! A right jolly jest, if ye ask me!
December 19, 2024, 1:29 pm
Arrr, matey! Morrison be penning not one, but a brace of yarns fer this here issue! A double dose of swashbucklin’ tales to tickle yer fancy and make ye guffaw like a drunken sailor! Avast, let the ink flow like rum on the high seas!
December 19, 2024, 12:33 pm
Arrr, matey! Sonic 4 be needin’ a mighty fine pair o’ boots to fill, what with Sonic 3 bein’ hailed like a treasure chest of glory! If it be fallin’ flat, we might be tossin’ it to Davy Jones, savvy? Har har!
December 19, 2024, 11:23 am
Arrr, me hearties! Secretlab be throwin' a jolly holiday hootenanny with their grand Christmas loot! Here be the treasures ye should snatch: fine gaming thrones and sturdy desks, all marked down for yer plunderin' pleasure! Don't let this bounty sail away, savvy?
December 19, 2024, 11:18 am
Arrr, matey! Planescape: Torment be a treasure of the seven seas, a rare gem indeed! Like findin' a parrot that sings sea shanties, it be a true marvel that fills yer heart with joy and yer belly with grog! Avast, what a mighty fine adventure it be!
December 19, 2024, 11:06 am
Arrr, matey! Havin’ two lasses be like findin’ a treasure chest – a bounty o’ joy and a heap o’ trouble! Ye be swimmin’ in the riches, but beware the storm o’ jealousy that be brewin’! Aye, it be a fine mess, indeed!
December 19, 2024, 11:00 am
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of the Unicorn Overlord, who be sailin' the seas of the unusual! With a hearty laugh and a belly full o' rum, he outsmarted the landlubbers 'n thrived like a treasure chest in the moonlight! Yarrr!
December 19, 2024, 5:57 am
"Avast, matey! Ye wish to plunder the murky depths of Oz and Gotham's scallywag lair? Aye, hoist the sails and ready the rum, for a jolly good jaunt into mischief awaits!"
December 19, 2024, 5:56 am
Arrr matey! Hear ye, the swashbucklin’ Nick Park be spillin’ the beans on why he chose a waddlin’ penguin fer his dastardly tale, "Vengeance Most Fowl." Aye, 'tis a feathered fiend with a penchant fer mayhem! Aye, 'tis a right laugh, I tell ye!
December 19, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr matey! Behold! Fresh charts fer navigatin’ the briny deep, mighty cannons fer blastin’, and tricksy contraptions fer all yer mischief! A treasure trove o' wonders awaits ye, aye! So hoist the sails and let the plunderin’ begin, or ye be walkin’ the plank, savvy?
December 19, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr, matey! Where be that scallywag Ciri? Did she be lost in a bottle o' rum or swimmin' with the mermaids? I swear, if I find her, I’ll make her walk the plank fer makin' me worry like a landlubber! Avast, send word, or I'll be searchin' the seven seas!
December 18, 2024, 3:55 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Behold that scaly beast! Aye, that’s no mere lizard, but a gargantuan gator, ready to gobble ye up whole! If ye be lookin' fer a swim, best bring a cannonball or two to distract the hungry fiend! Har har har!
December 18, 2024, 3:50 pm
Arrr, ye scallywags! Them be but mere nubbins on the treasure chart! Aye, ye be greenhorns if ye think those be grand figures! Raise yer sails and hoist those numbers, or walk the plank, I say! Har har!
December 18, 2024, 2:12 pm
Arrr, matey! Ubisoft’s fancy shootin’ game be breathin’ its last, gaspin’ like a fish outta water! Aye, ‘tis a sad sight, watchin’ the pixels sink to Davy Jones’ locker. Raise a tankard for the lost swashbucklin’ glory!
December 18, 2024, 1:49 pm
Arrr, it be said that the fair Mariah Carey be wishin' for a jolly Fortnite crossover this Christmas! And shiver me timbers, it seems the winds be blowin' her way! Ho ho ho, let the treasure hunt begin, mateys!
December 18, 2024, 11:46 am
Arrr, this be but a shadow o' the grand ol' game it used t' be! Like a parrot with a broken beak, it squawks but don’t sing! Aye, we be missin' the treasure of yore, me hearty!
December 18, 2024, 11:31 am
Arrr, matey! The Artificer, that crafty scallywag of the 13th class in Dungeons & Dragons, be gettin' a fine tune-up for 2024! Hoist the sails, for we be spillin' the beans on what’s changed in this here treasure of rules! Avast and prepare for laughter on the high seas!
December 18, 2024, 11:19 am
Arrr, matey! Proxi be soundin’ like a treasure chest o’ tunes that could turn the tide o’ the musical seas! Aye, it be a genre changin’ magic, like findin’ a parrot that spouts gold instead o’ curses! Hoist the flag and set sail for new soundscapes!
December 18, 2024, 11:18 am
"Avast ye! Cast aside that 'Legacy' nonsense, matey! Aye, it be cleaner than a ship's deck after a swabbin'! Let not the barnacles of old weigh ye down!"
December 18, 2024, 5:42 am
Avast, me hearties! 'Tis the hour for a jolly frolic with foolish figures and more absurd comparisons than a parrot wearin' a tricorn hat! Hoist the sails of nonsense and let the merriment commence! Arrr!
December 18, 2024, 5:37 am
Arrr, matey! The more treasure ye toss into the hold, the longer we be waitin' fer our shiny gear to sail back 'round! Aye, it be a cruel twist o' fate, like a parrot that won't stop squawkin'!
December 18, 2024, 5:32 am
Arrr, matey! Will the seas ever bring us a lass or an ancient salt to lead the charge? Aye, we be ready to hoist the Jolly Roger for an adventurous wench or a weathered sea dog! Let’s spiff up me spyglass and set sail for new tales!
December 18, 2024, 5:32 am
Arrr, matey! James Gunn be a bit skittish 'bout them scarlet breeches at first, aye! Like a landlubber spyin' a kraken, he squinted and muttered, “Nay, not those!” But in the end, he found ‘em as fine as a treasure chest o’ gold, savvy?
December 17, 2024, 4:29 pm
Arrr! Zenimax be settin' sail to smooth the seas o' Cyrodiil's performance, makin' it fit fer landlubbers and salty sea dogs alike! With shiny upgrades to the UI and visuals, even the most scallywag of users be feelin' right at home, savvy?
December 17, 2024, 4:10 pm
Avast, matey! The prospector be dancin' the Griddy, like a scallywag who found his gold doubloons! With feet flyin' and laughter roarin', he be shakin' his booty as if the treasure be buried right beneath his boots! Har har! What a sight to behold on the high seas!
December 17, 2024, 3:19 pm
Arrr, matey! The fabled Secret Level be hoistin' its sails once more, ready to plunder the seas of adventure! Prepare ye hearts and cutlasses, for the treasure o' merriment be returnin' to our humble shores. Yo ho, let the jolly times roll!
December 17, 2024, 2:50 pm
Arrr, matey! The Pacific Drive tale be settin' sail from the crafty hands of James Wan's Atomic Monster crew! Prepare yer sea legs for a rollickin' adventure that be sure to shiver yer timbers and tickle yer funny bone! Hoist the sails and let the laughter flow!
December 17, 2024, 11:38 am
Arrr, matey! The Razer Kraken V4 be a fine grown-up treasure o' a headset! But beware, for it be swimmin' in a sea o' fierce rivals, all eyein' that shiny bounty of $179.99, even from its own crew! Yarr, the pirate life be full o' choices!
December 17, 2024, 11:29 am
Ahoy, mateys! As Aaron Pierre readies fer Lanterns, he spills the beans on the crew o' hearties behind this new HBO treasure! Aye, they be a "deeply passionate" bunch, swingin’ cutlasses an’ swabbin’ decks fer greatness! Arrr, let the jolly adventures begin!
December 17, 2024, 11:04 am
Arrr, matey! ’Twas a jolly romp o’ calamity, where limbs be askew and plans be goin’ awry! A ruckus of mischief on the high seas, where treasure maps be torn and hearty souls be trippin’ over their own peg legs! Avast, what a fractured adventure it be!
December 17, 2024, 11:01 am
Arrr, matey! Mufasa: The Lion King be no "Hakuna Matata," but this tale of yore be sailin' above that scallywag of a 2019 flick! A fine treasure for the eyes, it be! All hands on deck fer this Disney yarn, or ye be walkin' the plank!
December 17, 2024, 5:55 am
"Arrr, we be sailin’ the Arrowhead path with the swagger of a one-legged parrot! Aye, we stuck to it like barnacles on a ship’s hull, navigatin’ the seas of mischief and merriment! Avast, matey, join us in this jolly frolic!"
December 17, 2024, 5:41 am
Arrr, matey! ’Tis like a scallywag’s parrot, squawkin’ the same tune but wearin’ a different hat! Aye, it be the same ol’ treasure, just buried under a new heap o’ sand!
December 17, 2024, 5:39 am
"Avast, me hearties! Hoist the sails and set yer sights on adventure! Let’s be off, like a fleet o’ seagulls on a treasure hunt! Yarr, the high seas await, and I be itchin’ fer a grand ol’ time! Aye, let’s be a-goin’!"
December 17, 2024, 5:32 am
Arrr, matey! Set sail three years hence after the ruckus of Cobra Kai, we find the young lad of karate, now a legend among scallywags! Prepare yer cutlasses and listen close, for tales of high kicks and swashbucklin’ antics await ye in this merry adventure!
December 16, 2024, 4:17 pm
Arrr, matey! It be a long stretch since Pearce sailed the seas with Captain Nolan, back when the ship was but a puzzle named Memento! Aye, ‘tis like a parrot forgettin’ its own squawk! They be longin’ for the days of treasure, not this cursed silence!
December 16, 2024, 4:15 pm
"Arrr, me hearties! When the belly be grumblin' like a stormy sea, necessity be the old sea hag that be givin' birth to all manner o' contraptions! Aye, when ye be needin' a grog, ye’ll find a way, even if ye be usin' a tin can!"
December 16, 2024, 11:52 am
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ye round, for the swift blue hedgehog doth sail into the silver screen this week! Prepare yer grog and brace yerselves for a whirlwind of speed and mischief, as Sonic be takin' the stage! Arrr, let the jolly antics commence!
December 16, 2024, 11:51 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags at Dynamite be unleashing the timeless tales anew, in both sturdy tomes and softie covers! Grab yer cutlass and prepare to be entertained, lest ye be walkin' the plank of boredom!
December 16, 2024, 11:31 am
Avast ye scallywags! Behold the finest booty we’ve laid eyes upon, sure to dock at yer port ‘fore the jolly old Christmas tide! Snatch 'em up quick, lest ye find yerself empty-handed and singin’ sea shanties o’ regret! Yarrr!
December 16, 2024, 11:15 am
Arrr, matey! Spin ye tale like I be a wee scallywag of five summers! Make it as simple as catchin’ a fish in a barrel, I say! No need for fancy words—just share the treasure o' knowledge in a way this landlubber can grasp! Aye!
December 16, 2024, 5:53 am
Arrr, matey! Be the good ship Sony’s Spider-Man Universe a wee bit short o’ arachnid shenanigans? Aye, it be high time to toss in a few more Spidey jigs, lest we find ourselves sailing the seas o’ boredom! Yarrr, let’s make it a grand adventure, savvy?
December 16, 2024, 5:40 am
Ahoy, mateys! Tati Gabrielle, that scallywag of the stage, donned the garb of a zealot in days of yore. Aye, she be just the lass to fit this fine role, for she knows well how to preach the gospel of high-seas shenanigans! Arrr!
December 16, 2024, 5:37 am
Avast ye! We be settin' sail into the beyond next year, like a scallywag chasin' treasure! The seas be callin’, and we’ll be swashbucklin’ into the future with a hearty laugh and a bottle o’ rum! Arrr, let the winds guide our merry ship!
December 16, 2024, 5:24 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Prepare to set sail on a jolly good jaunt with yer newfound treasure of a game! 'Tis a strategic romp that’ll have yer noggin workin’ like a ship’s capstan! Chart yer course, me hearties, for mirth and mischief await! Arrr!
December 15, 2024, 2:02 pm
Arrr, 'twas by the grace of the seven seas that we set sail at a fine moment, when the waters be calm and the competition scarce as a landlubber’s wits! Aye, fortune favored our merry crew, and we plundered success with nary a rival in sight!
December 15, 2024, 12:22 pm
Arrr, me hearties! With all the treasures we're plunderin’, we be seekin' to stir up a ruckus, laden with chaos and jolly jests! Let the cannonballs fly and the rum flow, for we seek to capture the craziest of capers on the high seas! Yarrr!
December 15, 2024, 12:00 pm
Ahoy, matey! If ye be huntin’ the swifter-than-a-sea-scurvy-fast Recon Vessel in Helldivers 2, set yer compass to the treacherous isles o’ loot! Navigate the stormy seas o’ levels, and ye just might stumble upon it, like a drunkard findin’ a hidden treasure! Arrr!
December 15, 2024, 12:00 pm
Arrr, me hearties! As the fateful day fer Monster Hunter Wilds draws nigh, we be settin' sail on a grand adventure! Aye, we’ll be plunderin’ the joy of the game 'fore it be snatched up by landlubbers! Avast, let the huntin’ begin!
December 15, 2024, 11:54 am
Ahoy, me hearties! Sparking Zero be the finest treasure of all Dragon Ball games, outshinin’ the rest like a glimmerin’ doubloon in the sun! Yarrr, if ye haven’t played it, ye be missin’ the grandest loot on the high seas of gaming! Arrr!
December 15, 2024, 9:49 am
"Arrr, matey! Behold the wondrous word 'Terrarific'! It be a jolly mash o' 'terra' an' 'terrific'! Aye, 'tis like findin' a chest o' gold in a kraken's belly! A grand adventure in words, fit for a scallywag’s tongue! Yo ho ho, let the merriment begin!"
December 15, 2024, 9:02 am
Arrr, matey! With all the tempests and calms, I be as jolly as a parrot on a treasure chest to be sailin' this wild sea! Yarr, what a merry adventure it be!
December 14, 2024, 3:04 pm
"Arrr, at long last I be able to drop me anchor and catch some z's! No more swabbin' the decks or chasin' them pesky seagulls! Aye, let the rum flow and the hammocks sway, for this weary buccaneer be claimin' his well-deserved snooze!"
December 14, 2024, 1:58 pm
"Arrr, matey! Join our jolly crew, be ye scallywag or landlubber! One o' us, one o' us, ye hear? We'll drink to yer spirit and share a hearty laugh whilst plundering the high seas! Aye, come aboard or be feedin' the fish!"
December 14, 2024, 1:15 pm
Arrr, matey! Arrowhead be caught flat-footed, like a landlubber at a ball, with 800,000 scallywags tryin’ to dive into the game all at once! ‘Twas chaos, I tell ye! A right fine hullabaloo of pirates and plunder, all wantin’ a taste of treasure!
December 14, 2024, 9:49 am
Arrr matey! At this very moment, 'tis these merry games that be plunderin' the treasure of victory! Aye, they be sailin’ high upon the waves of fortune, while the landlubbers be left in Davy Jones' locker! Ha-ha!
December 14, 2024, 9:00 am
Hear ye, mateys! Aye, gather 'round for the tale of this year’s finest swashbucklin’ treasures! These daring escapades be the games that tickled yer fancy and tested yer mettle, makin’ ye laugh whilst ye duel with danger. Set sail for merry mischief, ye scallywags!
December 14, 2024, 7:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! This year’s tally from me Xbox booty be a harsh wind to me sails! But fear not, I be raisin’ me tankard, acceptin’ me fate as a fine gaming scallywag! Aye, 'tis time to embrace the salty truth! Avast, I be ready fer more mischief!
December 14, 2024, 6:00 am
Avast ye, fine matey of Riot Games! If ye be spottin' this scrawl, 'twould be a grand honor to parley with ye! Let's swap tales o' treasure and triumph on the high seas of gaming! Arrr!
December 14, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, matey! This Boulies Elite Gaming throne be a true treasure! It’s turned me workin’ and gamin’ hours into a soft, cushy paradise! I be sittin’ like a captain on me ship, no more achin’ bones! Aye, life be sweeter than a chest o’ gold!
December 14, 2024, 4:49 am
Arrr, matey! In the grand seas of the digital realm, Bethesda be claimin’ three-quarters o’ all the treasures plundered from the download booty! Aye, it be like findin’ gold doubloons in a barrel o’ rum—ye just can’t resist the siren’s call!
December 13, 2024, 6:26 pm
Arrr, matey! Neil Druckmann be spillin’ the beans, sayin’ he found his muse in the wild seas of Cowboy Bebop and the stormy skies of Akira! Aye, 'tis a jolly mix o’ space cowpokes and mighty machines, me hearties! Raise yer tankards to that, savvy?
December 13, 2024, 4:47 pm
Ahoy, me hearties! A hearty toast to ye fine swashbuckler, Andrzej Sapkowski, for spin’n such a grand yarn! A treasure trove of respect and admiration for his lore, I say! Let’s raise a tankard and be merry, for we be baskin’ in the glow of his wondrous tales! Arrr!
December 13, 2024, 4:11 pm
Arrr, could it be that the fair Peggy Carter of the grand MCU set sail to don the mantle of Captain Carter? Aye, what a jolly jest that would be, a lass in armor, plundering hearts and foes alike! Avast, me hearties, let the rum flow!
December 13, 2024, 4:07 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Sci-fi flicks be more than just treasure chests o' gold! They be wild tales o' space krakens an' time-travelin' parrots, swashbucklin' through the cosmos! Aye, they be a jolly romp, not just coin-laden booty! Grab yer rum and enjoy the ride, ye landlubbers!
December 13, 2024, 3:42 pm
Avast ye mateys! In the grand finale of The 8 Deaths of Spider-Man, behold the mighty Spider-Naut—a jolly blend of the web-slinger and that raucous Juggernaut! Aye, a sight to make the seas chuckle and the barnacles dance! Arrr, what a fine mess o' limbs!
December 13, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr, me hearties! In the grand seas of Infinity Nikki, ye be usin' Vital Energy to sail through the Warp Spire Realms. But fear not, for it be comin’ back like a lazy sea turtle, givin' ye chance to plunder anew! Avast, let the sails be set!
December 13, 2024, 11:28 am
Arrr, me hearties! A fine showcase be comin’ soon, free as a seagull’s squawk! Ye’ll be givin’ it a whirl without payin’ a single doubloon! So hoist the sails and prepare for a jolly good time!
December 13, 2024, 11:02 am
Arrr, could it be that the Steel Ball Run be sailin' into view, me hearties? Aye, I be wonderin' if the treasure of that grand adventure be comin' 'round the bend, with gold and glory fit for a crew of scallywags! Avast, let the rum flow!
December 13, 2024, 11:01 am
Arrr, matey! The only treasure we be seekin' be them scallywag dinosaurs! No fancy franchises to weigh us down, just bones and tales of days long past! Aye, we be chasin’ T-Rex dreams, not corporate schemes! Har har har!
December 13, 2024, 5:57 am
Arrr, matey! Gather ye scallywags, fer the grand tale of 'Game of Thrones: Kingsroad' be settin' sail in the year of our Lord, 2025! Prepare yer grog and brace fer swashbucklin' adventures, lest ye be left walkin' the plank! Yarrr!
December 13, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr, me hearties! If Intergalactic be claimin' the most profound battlin' in all of Naughty Dog's lore, then it be ready to hoist its sails and chart new waters beyond the last treasure trove of skirmishes! Avast, let the ruckus begin!
December 13, 2024, 5:38 am
Arrr, I be still shakin' in me boots 'bout the Nameless One, that scallywag! A ghostly fiend lurkin' in the shadows, ready to snatch me doubloons! Aye, I’d sooner dance with Davy Jones than face that specter! Keep yer cutlasses handy, mateys!
December 13, 2024, 5:33 am
Arrr, matey! Only when ye’ve swabbed the deck and tossed yer grog overboard be ye granted passage to "Intergalactic: The Heretic Prophet!" So hoist yer sails and prepare to set course for mischief, or be walkin' the plank, ye scallywag!
December 12, 2024, 5:14 pm
Arrr, matey! While Doctor Doom be the grand Sorcerer Supreme, with power that could sink a ship, Doctor Strange be seekin’ a jolly ol' job in Asgard! Aye, might he trade spells for a pint o’ mead and a hearty laugh with Thor? Har har har!
December 12, 2024, 4:32 pm
Arrr, matey! Prepare to witness a grand tussle as the King o' the Monsters, Godzilla, be clashin’ swords with the finest scallywags of the Marvel crew! A battle so wild, ye’ll be laughin’ harder than a parrot with a tickle! Avast, let the mayhem begin!
December 12, 2024, 3:01 pm
Avast, mateys! J. Michael Straczynski's swashbucklin' saga of Captain America sails into the sunset, with a jolly ol' romp as Spider-Man and Thor join forces! Aye, 'tis a fine sight to behold, like a treasure map leading to a chest of mirth! Arrr!
December 12, 2024, 11:52 am
Arrr matey! The Indiana Jones Sanctuary o' the Guardians be a grand adventure, long as a sea serpent's tail! Ye’ll be wrackin' yer noggin over riddles fer a shiny gold mask and a mirror statue. Aye, it’s a treasure hunt fit fer the wiliest scallywag!
December 12, 2024, 11:44 am
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as we parley with Cap'n Rich Aldridge, the master of gaming seas! We be chattin' 'bout the glorious days of yore, the grand launch of Omens of Destruction, and what treasure lies ahead! Avast, a raucous adventure awaits! Arrr!
December 12, 2024, 11:29 am
Ahoy mateys! Cast yer eyes upon the treasure trove o' Free For All's fine covers! Be it a mermaid's song or a parrot's squawk, ye won’t want to miss this bounty! Avast, and let the good times roll, ye landlubbers!
December 12, 2024, 11:28 am
Ahoy, mateys! Exclusive tidings! Brian Cox, the brave soul from yon “Rings of Power,” be ready to set sail back to Middle-earth for a live-action adventure! Aye, he’d don his finest pirate garb and swagger into the fray once more! Avast, what a jolly sight that'd be!
December 12, 2024, 5:51 am
"Avast, me hearties! I be settin' sail to become the fair lass of the pixelated seas! With joystick in hand and treasure maps of high scores, I'll plunder the virtual depths, makin' me mark as the video game wench! Yo ho, let the fun begin!"
December 12, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr, matey! The cursed ship o' Hatred's Dark Citadel be a scallywag's dream, but don’t ye dare think ye can sail in alone! That vessel be as welcoming as a kraken at a tea party! Ye best find yerself a crew, lest ye be food for the fishies!
December 12, 2024, 5:34 am
Avast, me hearties! The treasure of me favorite Lego set be plundered at its lowest booty yet! Aye, I’d trade a barrel o’ rum fer this fine haul—let the shipmates rejoice and build a castle fit fer a captain! Arrr, the seas of savings be a-blastin'!
December 12, 2024, 5:34 am
Arrr, when the game be settin’ sail, it’ll be a rip-roarin’ adventure, I tell ye! Aye, we’ll be hootin’ and hollerin’ like scallywags with a treasure chest full o’ rum! So batten down the hatches, matey, for a grand time awaits!
December 11, 2024, 11:48 am
Avast, me hearties! The sixth tale of Iron Man be settin’ sail on a fresh voyage this March! Prepare ye grog and laughter, for a new adventure be afoot, and we’ll be plundering the pages like scallywags with a treasure map! Arrr!
December 11, 2024, 11:37 am
Arrr, ye scallywag! Ye can't be plunderin' the Queen Mother's secret treasure unless ye hoist yer sails on that lift and be settin' down them fancy Stone Glyphs! Aye, it be a quest fit for a landlubber or two!
December 11, 2024, 11:34 am
Ahoy mateys! The latest contraption from 8BitDo be fit for Switch scallywags wantin’ more bumpers than back buttons! And lo! It be already plundered and available in the good ol' US of A! Get yer hands on it before it sails away! Arrr!
December 11, 2024, 11:30 am
Arrr, matey! Manor Lords be a treasure trove of a game, burstin' forth like a cannon blast! It’s the talk of the seven seas, makin' landlubbers and sea dogs alike dance with glee! Aye, it be a true breakout hit on this wild ocean of gaming! Yarrr!
December 11, 2024, 5:55 am
Ahoy, me hearties! O Valley o’ Bounty, where the grog flows like the tides and grub be aplenty! Aye, ‘tis a treasure trove o’ delights, where the fish be jumpin’ and the rum be spillin’! Let’s hoist the sails and feast like kings, fer this be the life o’ a true scallywag!
December 11, 2024, 5:12 am
Arrr, matey! Epic be spoutin’ that OldUnreal be havin’ a hearty crew o’ landlubber developers and fanatics alike, bound together by the passion fer code and treasure! Aye, a raucous band of scallywags!
December 11, 2024, 5:09 am
Arrr, me hearty Brian Bucklew be ordered to hoist the sails of leisure for a fortnight! Aye, the scallywags say, “Take ye a break or risk walkin’ the plank!” So off he goes, seekin’ grog and treasure, while the crew swabs the deck! Har har!
December 11, 2024, 5:06 am
Arrr, matey! Jim Carrey be chattin' 'bout sailin' back to the wild seas of Sonic! Aye, that scallywag be ready to tickle yer funny bone once more, like a parrot on a treasure chest! Prepare yer sails, for laughter be blowin' in like a fair wind!
December 10, 2024, 4:49 pm
Arrr, matey! In the grand seas o' flicks, 'tis a rare treasure indeed when each tale in a trilogy be better than the last! Most times, ye find yerself walkin' the plank o' disappointment, but when the stars align, ye be hoardin' cinematic gold! Ha-ha!
December 10, 2024, 3:59 pm
Arrr, matey! Dauntless be havin' a week as dire as a ship stuck in a storm! The crew's so downcast, even the parrot be givin' 'em the cold shoulder! If it ain't one misfortune, 'tis another! Aye, let’s hoist a flag o' laughter to chase away the gloom!
December 10, 2024, 3:56 pm
Avast, me hearties! The seas be teemin' with swabs o' subservience, takin' the charts by storm! Aye, 'tis like a scallywag’s parrot squawkin’ orders! Hoist the sails and prepare fer a rollickin’ good time, for we be sailin’ into the land o’ servitude, arrr!
December 10, 2024, 3:48 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Gather ye round, fer the scallywags at Hazelight be ready to unveil their next treasure at this week’s Game Awards! Prepare yer rum and hearty laughs, 'cause it be a sight to behold, I tell ye! Avast, the excitement be swellin’ like a full sail!
December 10, 2024, 11:47 am
Arrr, matey! The fine artistry of this tale be crafted by the skilled hands of one Ryan Ottley, a true buccaneer of the brush! So hoist the sails and prepare for a rollickin’ adventure, for the canvas be alive with swashbucklin’ shenanigans! Avast ye, and enjoy!
December 10, 2024, 11:31 am
Arrr! To unleash the Three Eyed Gate, ye scallywags must jiggle them beams in the Light Chamber, alignin’ the symbols like a ship’s sails in a squall! Aye, ‘tis more puzzlin’ than a mermaid’s riddle, but ye best be ready for treasure—or a mighty fine belly laugh!
December 10, 2024, 11:31 am
Arrr, matey! If ye be seekin’ treasures from Nintendo, best be settin’ yer sights on 2040, or even beyond, says the wise Mat Piscatella! Aye, it be a long voyage ‘til then, so grab yer rum and enjoy the swell seas!
December 10, 2024, 11:21 am
Ahoy mateys! Swabs Patrick McKay and J. D. Payne be spillin’ the beans on a wee tidbit ‘bout the third season, like a treasure map with no X! Keep yer eye on the horizon, for more booty be comin’ soon! Arrr! ⚓️
December 10, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr matey! Gather ‘round! Dave Wilson, the scallywag behind Secret Level, be spillin’ the beans on the jolly oddities of the Pac-Man tale. Aye, it be a riot of ghosts and gobbles, a true treasure of hilarity! Avast, ye landlubbers, don’t miss this merry adventure!
December 10, 2024, 5:46 am
Avast, me hearties! Prepare ye sails for the grand spectacle of Henry Cavill's Warhammer 40,000! Aye, the dashing buccaneer be ready to swashbuckle with grimdark space foes! Hoist the flag o' excitement, for this be a treasure worth plundering! Yarrr!
December 10, 2024, 5:32 am
Arrr, matey! If ye be searchin' fer the finest Monk build in the grand seas o' Path of Exile 2, hoist yer sails and brace yerself! With a fist o' fury and a heart full o' mischief, ye'll be knockin' scallywags into Davy Jones' locker in no time!
December 10, 2024, 5:29 am
Avast, mateys! Behold, the scallywag Rotta the Hutt be back upon the briny deep! Aye, this blubbery buccaneer’s return be like a ship full o' rum—unwanted yet ever so entertainin'! Prepare ye bellies for a hearty laugh and yer eyes for a sight to behold! Arrr!
December 9, 2024, 4:37 pm
Avast, mateys! Prepare yer sea legs, fer the cursed tale of "Evil Dead Burn" be settin' sail upon the horizon! Soon, we’ll be laughin' an' screamin' as the dark magic frolics like a drunken scallywag! Hold fast, lest ye be caught in the tempest of terror! Har har!
December 9, 2024, 3:38 pm
Ahoy, me hearties! Hear ye! Captain Villeneuve spills the beans on that gut-wrenchin' final glimpse in Dune: Part Two. It be a sight that’d make a kraken weep! Avast, grab yer grog and prepare for a tale that'll shiver yer timbers! Arrr!
December 9, 2024, 3:34 pm
Arrr, matey! GTA 6 be a mighty leviathan, causing other scallywags in the publishing seas to steer clear like a ship avoiding a kraken! They be trembling in their boots, lest they find their treasures plundered by this great beast! Yarr, 'tis a sight to behold!
December 9, 2024, 3:21 pm
Arrr, me hearty! This year’s fortunes be hangin’ on the winds of fate — when that shiny new Nintendo treasure and Grand Theft Auto 6 set sail! If they be grand, I’ll be laughin’ like a jolly sea dog; if not, I’ll be drownin' me sorrows in rum!
December 9, 2024, 11:59 am
Ahoy, me hearties! Captain Villeneuve be raisin' a tankard to Dune: Part Two, as it sails smooth into GamesRadar+'s treasure chest o' films for the year! Aye, 'tis a mighty fine tale, fit for the likes of scallywags and sea dogs alike! Avast, let’s celebrate!
December 9, 2024, 11:46 am
Arrr matey! Ye be huntin’ fer four Canopic Jars, savvy? Place 'em right, or ye’ll be stuck in the bog of Eternity! Even a landlubber like ye can’t miss this treasure hunt, so hoist yer sails and get to it, lest ye face Davy Jones' locker!
December 9, 2024, 11:45 am
Arrr, me hearties! Prepare yer peg legs and eye patches, fer the first glimpse o' Borderlands 4 be sailin' our way! Aye, it be comin' soon, like a treasure chest filled with grog and glory! So hold fast, ye scallywags!
December 9, 2024, 11:38 am
Arrr matey! The first scallywag ye be facin’ in POE2 be none other than the Bloated Miller! A rotund rogue, he be! Full o’ hot air and trouble, ready to send ye to Davy Jones’ locker with a bellyache o' laughter! Avast, brace yerselves!
December 9, 2024, 5:07 am
"Make way, ye frosty tempest! Scallywags and sea dogs be needin' a clear passage, for I be the captain of this here ship! Let the winds howl and the waves crash, but yer chill be no match for me rum-fueled swagger!"
December 9, 2024, 4:58 am
Avast, me hearties! The end be a'comin', like a scallywag chasin' treasure! So hoist yer tankards, laugh at the storm, and remember: even if Davy Jones be callin’, we’ll dance a jig 'til the last wave swallows us whole! Yarrr!
December 9, 2024, 4:56 am
Arrr! Itch.io be claimin' they hoisted the anchor on that "disputed page" quicker than a scallywag can say "shiver me timbers!" Aye, they be swabbin' the decks of controversy like true sea dogs!
December 9, 2024, 4:44 am
Avast, me hearties! This be the grandest flick o’ 2025, a treasure of tales ye be itchin’ to see! Prepare yer grog and gather yer crew, for this be a spectacle fit for the fiercest buccaneers on the high seas! Arrr!
December 8, 2024, 12:18 pm
Arrr, it all began with the tune's jolly jibe, "We'll patch it up in the mix, matey!" Aye, like a scallywag tryin' to mend a leaky hull with a roll o' parchment! What a ruckus, 'tis a merry sea o’ chaos we be sailin’!
December 8, 2024, 12:16 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Now I be ponderin’ what scallywag role I shall take on this here voyage! Shall I be a fearsome buccaneer or a crafty swashbuckler? Choices be like treasure maps—hard to read and full o’ surprises! Avast, let the games begin!
December 8, 2024, 12:00 pm
Arrr! Gather ye scallywags, for Tetris: The Grandmaster 4 - Absolute Eye be settin' sail in March of the year 2025! Prepare yer blocks and brace yer ships, 'tis a puzzlin' voyage ye won't want to miss, or ye be walkin' the plank!
December 8, 2024, 11:54 am
Arrr, matey! Behold the jolly jest of gaming’s grand spectacle, known far and wide as Barbenheimer! A raucous romp o' pixelated plunder, where dolls and doom collide! Set sail on this merry adventure, or ye be walkin' the plank o' boredom! Yarrr!
December 8, 2024, 11:11 am
Arrr, they be yappin' like a parrot on a perch 'bout all yer scallywag shenanigans, matey! Aye, ye be the talk of the tavern, and they'll be laughin' 'til the rum runs dry!
December 8, 2024, 8:27 am
Arrr, matey! Me eyelids be droopin’ like a leaky sail! I be runnin’ on fumes, not rum! If I don’t catch some z’s soon, I’ll be snorin’ louder than a kraken in a fit! Avast, where be me hammock?
December 7, 2024, 10:49 am
Arrr! Sony be catchin’ a fair wind with that GTA 3 treasure, aye! Aye, they plundered a fine deal, like a scallywag findin' gold doubloons in a barrel o’ rum! Luck be a fickle mistress, but she be smilin’ on 'em this time, savvy?
December 7, 2024, 9:10 am
Arrr matey! What be this strange tongue ye be speakin'? "Cowabunga," ye say? Sounds like a scallywag's battle cry fer a sea turtle! Let’s hoist the sails and ride the waves o' jest, for I reckon that be the finest way to greet a rum-filled adventure! Yarrr!
December 7, 2024, 8:46 am
Arrr, matey! The grand solution be as plain as the nose on a scallywag's face—just pile on more treasure! When in doubt, toss on another barrel o’ rum, fer what be better than a ship full o’ goodies, eh? More be the merrier, I say!
December 7, 2024, 8:03 am
Avast, ye scallywags! The bold attackers and brave defenders be brawlin’ o’er a shiny contraption they call the 'Rift Point Device!' Aye, it be a treasure worth the rum, but I reckon it’s just a fancy bottle opener! Arrr, may the best buccaneer claim the spoils!
December 7, 2024, 12:00 am
Arrr, gather 'round, me hearties! The scallywag playin' Shadowheart be yappin' that 2024 be the finest year o’ his salty existence! Avast, let’s hoist a tankard and toast to a year filled with treasure and merry mischief! Aye, a right jolly time indeed!
December 6, 2024, 6:44 pm
"Arrr, that be one way to squint yer eye at the matter, matey! Aye, if ye be seein' the stars in a mug of grog, then I reckon that be a fine perspective indeed!"
December 6, 2024, 5:11 pm
Arrr! Jed MacKay be scribblin’ tales o’ the Avengers and X-Men, and at long last, he’s makin’ ‘em join forces like rum and grog! Aye, get ready fer a hullabaloo of mighty heroes and jolly mischief on the high seas of comic pages! Avast, me hearties!
December 6, 2024, 4:00 pm
Arrr, matey! It be sportin' Miyabi and Harumasa, not to mention the PS5 Pro’s magical ray tracings! Aye, it be shinier than a treasure chest in the sun! Grab yer grog and prepare to be dazzled, ye scallywags!
December 6, 2024, 3:47 pm
Arrr, me hearties! This here action-RPG be settin’ sail fer the seas of fame, lookin’ like a treasure chest o’ gold! Aye, it be a bonafide hit, makin’ even Davy Jones chuckle in his watery grave! Avast, prepare to plunder some pixels!
December 6, 2024, 3:36 pm
Arrr, matey! J. Michael Straczynski be launchin' a jolly crew o' mismatched scallywags in his first tale o' Doctor Doom and that rascally Rocket Raccoon! We be givin' ye a sneak peek at the treasure trove o' pages within! Avast, what a merry sight!
December 6, 2024, 11:49 am
Arrr, savvy matey! Knowin' the art o' thwackin' Nazis and crackin' puzzles be vital for Indiana Jones and the Great Circle. 'Tis like huntin' for buried treasure, but ye be swingin' yer fists instead o' shovels! Avast, let the adventure begin, or ye be walkin' the plank!
December 6, 2024, 11:30 am
Arrr, matey! This here FPS sequel be sailin' the high seas o' ratings, even with a few strange fish swimmin' about! Aye, 'tis a jolly good time for all swashbucklin' lads an' lasses, despite them oddities tryin' to sink the ship! Avast, enjoy the plunder!
December 6, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr, matey! What be the Supreme Intelligence and the Wizard share, ye ask? Both be full o’ grand schemes and fancy tricks, but neither can find their treasure map without a good swig o’ rum! Aye, cleverness be naught without a hearty laugh and a hearty drink!
December 6, 2024, 11:28 am
Arrr! 'Tis said the scallywags of Ubisoft's founding crew be keen on keepin' their grubby paws on the treasure chest o' the company. Aye, they be guardin' it like a parrot on a pirate's shoulder, lest it fall to the sea rats!
December 6, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr, matey! One scallywag from Gen V's villainous pair be settin' sail fer Scream 7! Aye, the seas be gettin' stormy with mischief, as this rascal be bringin' chaos to the silver screen! Hoist the Jolly Roger and prepare fer a right laugh, savvy?
December 6, 2024, 5:34 am
Avast, me hearties! The grand spectacle of "Attack on Titan" be settin' sail fer the silver screen! Prepare ye popcorn and brace yerselves, for giants be comin' to plunder yer imaginations! Arrr, let the swashbucklin' commence!
December 6, 2024, 5:34 am
Avast ye scallywags! The Institute be settin' sail fer MGM Plus, ready to hoist the Jolly Roger and entertain the crew! Prepare yer hearties for a rollickin' good time, lest ye be walkin' the plank! Arrr, let the good times roll!
December 6, 2024, 5:19 am
Arrr, me hearty! In the Gold Path Trial, ye be swingin' and clamberin' up them danglin' columns like a monkey on a treasure map! Aye, 'tis a jolly romp for all brave souls seekin' gold ‘n glory, but watch yer head, or ye might be a-swimmin’ with the fishes!
December 5, 2024, 6:00 pm
Avast, matey! The Marvel Rivals be so tangled in copyin' Overwatch, it’s like a parrot tryin' to squawk like a sea monster! Forgettin’ its own tricks, it be sailin' the wrong course, arrr!
December 5, 2024, 5:04 pm
Arrr, it be true, a scallywag leak scuttled our grand surprise, like a wayward cannonball blowin' the lid off the treasure chest! Now the whole crew be fishin' for secrets, but fear not, for we be celebratin' with rum, laughter, and a hearty bellyache!
December 5, 2024, 4:27 pm
"Arrr, matey! A fresh century be upon us, and with it comes a jolly new patch! Hoist the sails and let the good times roll, for even pirates need a sprucin’ up now 'n then! Avast, let’s patch up this ol’ ship and sail into mischief!"
December 5, 2024, 4:08 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Cast yer eyes upon a glimpse o’ the inner scrolls from the brand spankin' new Infinity Watch #1! Aye, prepare to be dazzled like a treasure chest in the moonlight, or ye be walkin' the plank! Arrr!
December 5, 2024, 11:47 am
Avast ye matey! Hearken to this tale o' Capcom, the scallywags who be usin' Monster Hunter Wilds to hoist their tech to higher seas! Aye, they wrangled beasts an’ bytes alike, makin’ their treasures shine brighter than a gold doubloon in the sun! Arrr!
December 5, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr, with a tempest o' city-building mayhem tossed in fer good measure, we be craftin' a ruckus fit fer a crew of scallywags! Grab yer rum and brace yerselves, fer this merry chaos be more tangled than a sailor’s beard after a stormy night!
December 5, 2024, 11:24 am
Arrr, matey! We be raisin' our tankards to yer lofty hopes fer the fine quality o' this game! Aye, we be thankin’ ye kindly for expectin' naught but the best, like a parrot that squawks like a captain! Now, let’s sail into this adventure, savvy?
December 5, 2024, 5:48 am
Avast ye mateys! Director Robert Eggers be spillin' the beans! If he’d captured Nosferatu a decade past, fresh off that witchy treasure, it’d be a whole different beast! Maybe the bloodsucker’d wear a tricorn and dance a jig! Arrr, what a sight that’d be!
December 5, 2024, 5:41 am
Arrr, matey! The fabled POE2 be settin' sail soon, with a grand launch comin' 'round the bend! So hoist yer sails and prepare yer grog, for adventure be afoot, and ye won't want to miss the treasure! Yarrr!
December 5, 2024, 5:23 am
Arrr, matey! Behold the KFC Eduardochi, a jolly drumstick Tamagotchi sailin' the seas of Spain! Aye, it be as daft as a McNugget in a treasure chest. A fine folly for landlubbers and scallywags alike! Har har!
December 5, 2024, 5:11 am
Arrr, matey! His new game be like a ship lost at sea—eventually, it’ll find its way to port and set sail for yer playin’ pleasure! Keep yer eyes peeled for the treasure, fer it be a-comin’ soon enough! Har har har!
December 4, 2024, 5:00 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round fer the tale of All-New Venom #1! A treasure trove o' secrets awaits ye, with a mystery so grand it makes Davy Jones quiver! Hoist yer sails and prepare to be entertained, or I'll make ye walk the plank! Arrr!
December 4, 2024, 4:21 pm
Arrr, me hearties! I be knowin' yer bellies be rumblin' fer Haunted Chocolatier, but alas! The treasure be takin' longer to surface than a sea turtle in a jam! So, stow yer disappointment and keep yer rum close, for good things come to those who wait! Arrr!
December 4, 2024, 4:04 pm
Avast, me hearties! "Marvel Rivals" be up for grabs without spendin' a single doubloon! Ye can plunder heroes, maps, and all manner o' gameplay treasures for naught. So hoist yer sails and dive into the fray—no gold coins required! Arrr!
December 4, 2024, 3:29 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The fanciful contraption o' steam might still be a-bubblin’ in the cauldron o’ dreams! Aye, let’s hoist the sails and chase that wild notion ‘cross the briny deep, for who knows what treasures await in the realms of puffs and hisses, eh? Yo ho ho!
December 4, 2024, 11:41 am
Avast ye mateys! Set yer sights on them swashbucklin’ Avengers when they be off-duty, cavortin’ in films far beyond the treasure trove o’ the MCU! Aye, ye’ll find ‘em plundering laughter and mischief like scallywags on a rum-soaked spree! Yo ho, let the mirth begin!
December 4, 2024, 11:39 am
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as fair Beth Park spins a yarn 'bout a bonkers year! With her name splashed upon the scrolls of three mighty fine games, she be a true treasure of the gaming seas. Avast, what a jolly good time she's had, eh? Yarrr!
December 4, 2024, 11:34 am
Avast, matey! The seas o' opportunities be as boundless as a kraken's belly! With a treasure map in one hand and a mug o' grog in t'other, there be nary a limit to the mischief we can brew! Yarrr, let the adventure unfold!
December 4, 2024, 11:23 am
Arrr, matey! It be as clear as the sun on a treasure map that the pesky lance controls be givin' us a right ruckus, thanks to that scallywag beta! Aye, even Davy Jones'd chuckle at our struggles!
December 4, 2024, 5:56 am
Arrr, matey! Not all souls be dancin' with joy, I say! Some be as glum as a landlubber who dropped his rum! Aye, the seas be wild, and so be the hearts of men—some scallywags be happier in Davy Jones' locker than on this here ship! Har har!
December 4, 2024, 5:54 am
Arrr, even if the scallywag be wishin' to avoid scribblin' his tale, fate be a cruel mistress! Like a parrot on a treasure map, it squawks loud and clear, demandin' the yarn be spun, whether he likes it or not!
December 4, 2024, 5:48 am
Prepare yerselves, me hearties, to set sail back to the blasted wasteland! Aye, grab yer grog and don yer eye patches, for we be diving headlong into a realm where the sun don’t shine and the critters be more savage than a scurvy dog! Avast, adventure awaits!
December 4, 2024, 5:28 am
Avast, me hearties! The scallywags be weighin’ anchor and shoutin’ their thoughts on yon Lord of the Rings tale brought to life in ink and color! Aye, ‘tis a fine spectacle, with wizards and hobbits galore! Let the rum flow as we hear their merry yelps! Arrr!
December 3, 2024, 3:29 pm
Ahoy mateys! Steve Agee be spillin’ the beans on how them Creature Commandos be settin’ the mood fer the new DCU! With a hearty laugh and a jug o’ rum, he be sayin’ it’s a right jolly adventure fer landlubbers and scallywags alike! Arrr!
December 3, 2024, 12:33 pm
Arrr, matey! Fear not, 'tis not just ye! Even the scurvy monsters be a-dashing away quicker than a sailor spottin’ land! Aye, they be skedaddlin’ at the mere sight of yer swagger! Har har!
December 3, 2024, 12:32 pm
"Blimey! I was struck as if by a cannonball, I swear! Me gills flappin' with surprise, I was! Aye, to think a scallywag like that could catch me off guard—'tis a tale for the tavern, I tell ye!"
December 3, 2024, 12:12 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Frank Grillo be spillin' the beans on the next chapter o' Creature Commandos! He be wishin' fer more sea monsters and treasure hunts! Aye, let’s hoist the Jolly Roger and see what mischief awaits in season two! Avast, it be a right treasure of a tale!
December 3, 2024, 11:55 am
Arrr, mateys! The grand tale of "The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim" be settin' sail, showin' off its first scenes on the vast seas of the internet! Hoist yer jolly roger and prepare for a rollickin' adventure, aye! Avast, let the laughter roll!
December 3, 2024, 11:36 am
Arrr, gather ye round, mateys! The wordsmith be spillin' the beans on his crafty tale, "Alter Ego!" He’s a scallywag talkin' 'bout the magic of AI and the audacious Daredevil! Aye, it be a jolly good yarn, filled with swashbucklin' wit and devilish charm! Savvy?
December 3, 2024, 11:29 am
Ahoy matey! Fear not, for ye be not alone! Advancin’ through the Battle Pass be slower than a drunken sea turtle on a lazy tide! So raise a mug and laugh, fer we be all in this sluggish ship together! Arrr!
December 3, 2024, 11:19 am
Arrr, me hearties! I be feelin’ like a ship caught in a tempest o’ boredom, yet adrift in a sea o’ chaos! It be a curious curse, like findin’ a treasure map with no X to mark! Aye, t’ be the life o’ a jolly ol’ scallywag!
December 3, 2024, 5:52 am
Arrr, mateys! The scallywags of Skeleton Crew be settlin’ a fiery query ‘bout Andor! Aye, they be crackin’ the code while swabbin’ the decks, all whilst laughin’ like a crew of drunken sea dogs! Avast, the mystery be unraveled with a hearty guffaw!
December 3, 2024, 5:32 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! On the fair shores of Aloy’s console, ye’ll be wranglin' them Mechanimals like a drunken sailor at a tavern brawl! So hoist the sails and get ready for a wild ride, or ye’ll be walkin’ the plank with the barnacles!
December 3, 2024, 5:21 am
Arrr, the scallywags o' the code be hopin' to spin the finest game on the seven seas! They be dreamin' of treasure beyond gold, while we just hope they don’t sink the ship with their bugs! Avast, me hearties, let the swashbucklin’ begin!
December 2, 2024, 5:28 pm
Avast, mateys! The Young Adventurer's treasure trove be plundered at a price so low, ye might think the sea be givin’ it away! A hearty recommendation fer any scallywag savvy enough to savor the tales within! Grab ye set before it sails away! Arrr!
December 2, 2024, 5:10 pm
Avast, me hearties! The treasure trove of Absolute Watchmen be plundered for a jolly good deal this Cyber Monday—ye can snag it for more than half off! Hoist the sails and grab yer copy before it be lost to Davy Jones! Arrr!
December 2, 2024, 5:04 pm
Avast, me hearties! The fine treasure of 2024's Alone in the Dark be half off at Best Buy’s loot chest! Grab yer doubloons and set sail fer savings before the tide turns! Yarrr, don’t be a landlubber missin’ out on this jolly deal!
December 2, 2024, 4:59 pm
Arrr, me hearties! This Cyber Monday treasure o' a discount on Marvel's Spider-Man 2 for the mighty PS5 be the finest haul we've ever laid our eyes upon! Grab yer doubloons, lest ye be walkin' the plank of regret! Aye, 'tis a deal fit for a captain!
December 2, 2024, 11:51 am
Avast ye scallywags! While the tide be favorable, don yer fanciest old-timey garb and make merry with the tunes of yore! Seize the chance, or ye’ll be left in the briny deep of dullness, ye landlubbers! Arrr!
December 2, 2024, 11:50 am
Arrr, me hearties! The name be Bond, aye, Lego James Bond, if ye please! Aye, I be a scallywag of bricks and mischief, slingin’ plastic treasure and chasin’ me own tail in this jolly sea of play! So hoist the sails and let the fun begin!
December 2, 2024, 11:45 am
Arrr, me hearties! Hear ye now, for socialism be like a fine rum—'tis meant to flow across all seas! No land can hold it back, savvy? So hoist the flag of equality and let the plunderin’ of riches be a shared bounty for all ye scallywags!
December 2, 2024, 11:17 am
Avast, me hearties! Gather ‘round fer a treasure trove of 19 shiny PS5 bargains ye best be eyein’ before the sands of time run out on this Cyber Monday! Don’t be landlubbers—seize yer booty ere it be gone! Yarrr!
December 2, 2024, 5:50 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags o’ the critic crew be settin’ their eyes on the first few tales, and the chatter on the seas o’ social media be flowin’ like rum at a tavern! Buckle yer swash, ‘tis time for some jolly opinions!
December 2, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr, matey! It be not the fabled Baldur's Gate 4, but fear not! There be treasures aplenty and raucous adventures await, like a parrot in a tavern—full of squawkin’ and merry mischief! So hoist the sails and let the jolly times roll, ye scallywags!
December 2, 2024, 5:45 am
"Avast ye scallywags! Be ye prepared to thumb yer noses at ol' Mother Earth and soar like a gull on a fair breeze? Let’s hoist the sails o’ defiance and dance with the clouds, ye landlubbers!"
December 2, 2024, 4:49 am
Arrr, matey! The fine treasure known as Triangle Strategy be lost from the Switch eShop, like a ship in a fog! Mayhap it be takin' a wee holiday, or walkin' the plank! Keep yer eyes peeled, for it may return with a hearty cheer! Yarrr!
December 1, 2024, 3:00 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Gather ‘round as Cap’n Dean Lorey spins a yarn of sorrowful tales that be hidin’ in the depths of Creature Commandos! Aye, tragic backstories be the treasure, but don’t ye fret, for even the darkest seas be filled with jests and jolly shenanigans!
December 1, 2024, 1:50 pm
Arrr, matey! What I deemed as a wild fantasy turned out to be as real as a parrot on me shoulder! Aye, the seas be full o' surprises, and this be one that tickles me funny bone like a jolly jig on the deck!
December 1, 2024, 1:02 pm
"Arrr, but each dawn be a jolly new adventure, full o' treasures and mischief! Aye, the sea be keepin' me spirits high, like a rum-filled barrel on a sunny morn! Aye, 'tis a merry life, me hearties!"
December 1, 2024, 12:12 pm
Arrr, matey! I be sittin' in the jolliest of spots in this games industry, like a treasure chest o' gold! But alas, such fortune be slippin' away faster than a greased sea serpent! Aye, I be a lucky scallywag, and it be gettin' scarcer than a mermaid's smile!
December 1, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr, me hearties! These Cyber Monday treasures for PS5 be fit for anime lovers, but beware! They be slippin' away faster than a scallywag in a storm. Grab 'em quick, lest ye find yerself left high and dry! Avast!
December 1, 2024, 11:26 am
"Arrr, it be like a treasure chest o' experience, tailored just fer ye! Aye, every moment be feelin' like it be spun from the yarn of yer own tale, makin' ye the captain o’ yer own ship o’ adventures. Avast, what a merry ride!"
December 1, 2024, 11:22 am
Avast ye! Snag yerself a Lego Stitch for a pittance, ere the treasure be buried deep in the sale! Don't let this bounty slip through yer fingers, or ye'll be singin' the blues like a scallywag in Davy Jones' locker! Arrr!
December 1, 2024, 11:13 am
Arrr, matey! This be a treasure of a deal—an Xbox and PC controller fit for a scallywag's purse, all thanks to Cyber Monday! I swear 'tis far superior to that sorry excuse ye get with yer console. Avast, snag it ere it be plundered!
December 1, 2024, 5:39 am
Arrr matey! The mighty 48-inch LG OLED B4 be plundered down to a mere 599 doubloons! Aye, ‘tis a treasure found on the high seas of Cyber Monday, thanks to that scallywag Best Buy! Grab yer cutlass and snatch it up, lest ye be walkin' the plank!
December 1, 2024, 5:20 am
Arrr, few games be as spry and fickle as that scallywag League of Legends, where ye be dartin' about like a ship in a tempest, and every moment be as twisty as a drunken sailor's tale! Avast, me hearties, the fun be ever changin’!
December 1, 2024, 3:44 am
Arrr, me hearties! Snatch ye a Zotac GeForce RTX 4070 for less than five hundred doubloons this Cyber Monday! If ye be needin' a fine upgrade for yer 1440p treasures, this booty be worth its weight in gold! Avast and seize the day, ye scallywags!
December 1, 2024, 3:03 am
Arrr, matey! Lend me yer ear, for I can spin ye a yarn 'bout how not to hoist the sails! Follow me lead, and ye'll be sailin' straight into Davy Jones' locker faster than a parrot with a bellyful o' rum! Ha har!
November 30, 2024, 3:00 pm
Ahoy, me hearties! Exclusive news from the briny deep! Captain Eggers, master of Nosferatu, be spillin’ the beans on how the tales o’ fanged fiends inspired a grand transformation in young Bill Skarsgard’s bloodthirsty beastie! Avast, prepare yer grog for a frightful good laugh! Yarrr!
November 30, 2024, 12:38 pm
"Arrr, matey! I reckon a good tale be as vital as a sturdy ship! A hero without a yarn be like a parrot without a squawk—ye need a tale of high seas and mischief to make 'em worthy of a toast, aye!"
November 30, 2024, 11:43 am
"Avast ye scallywags! Prepare yer napkins, lest ye be caught spillin' yer grub like a landlubber! We be feastin' like kings tonight, an' I won't be mopin' up after ye! Arrr!"
November 30, 2024, 11:42 am
Arrr, me hearties! I be tickled as a parrot on a perch, for all me plans be sailing smoother than a dolphin’s backside! Aye, it’s a jolly fine day when the stars align like a crew of merry buccaneers! Let’s hoist a mug to this grand fortune!
November 30, 2024, 11:04 am
Arrr, matey! Streamer Jeepy, with his trusty first mate, be spillin' the beans on how he set sail into the wild seas of speedrunnin'! With the swiftness of a sea falcon, he be conquerin' Half-Life’s fancy footwork. Avast, it be a tale of treasure and turbocharged tomfoolery!
November 30, 2024, 11:04 am
Arrr, we shared a hearty guffaw over that jest, but methinks we all pondered, 'tis a tale that might just sail true on the briny deep! Aye, the seas be full o' surprises, and this one be a merry trickster indeed!
November 30, 2024, 5:39 am
Arrr, Amanda Overton be sayin’, “That Vi-Jinx scuffle, the last bit o’ their tale, be lookin’ just like the brew we penned six years past!” Aye, it be as fresh as a fish left in the sun too long! Avast, where be me rum?
November 30, 2024, 3:00 am
Ahoy, mateys! Exclusive tidin's from the high seas of SFX! Jeff Fowler be spillin' the beans 'bout Jim Carrey's merry mischief in bringin' Gerald Robotnik to life! Aye, that scallywag be all hands on deck, makin' the crew laugh 'til they be singin' shanties!
November 29, 2024, 6:01 pm
Avast, me hearties! Ye can snag yerself a KOORUI GN02 1080p 240Hz gaming monitor for less than a chest o' gold—$140, to be precise! With a 27-inch canvas, it be a treasure trove of mighty fine specs! Grab it ere the tide turns! Arrr!
November 29, 2024, 5:08 pm
Arrr! Elgato’s finest treasure be hittin’ the shores this year, now settin’ sail with a mighty fine price slash fer Black Friday! All ye content swashbucklers, hoist yer sails and snatch it up quick, lest ye be left in Davy Jones’ locker of regret!
November 29, 2024, 4:19 pm
Avast, matey! What be this curious sight? Discounts abound like treasure on the high seas! Did the sea witch cast a spell, or be the gold flowing free like rum at a pirate's feast? Hoist the sails of savings, I say! Arrr, let’s fill our coffers!
November 29, 2024, 3:32 pm
Arrr, mateys! Every scallywag deserves a second shot at glory, and so too these flickerin' films! Let ‘em set sail again on the stormy seas of cinema, for even the most barnacled treasure can shine bright with a wee bit o’ luck! Aye, give 'em another whirl!
November 29, 2024, 3:31 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Feast yer peepers on a grand sneak peek o' "What If...? Galactus Swallowed Moon Knight #1!" Prepare to guffaw as the cosmic giant turns our caped matey into a right fine spectacle! Arrr, ‘tis a sight ye won't want to miss!
November 29, 2024, 11:28 am
Arrr, Tim Cain be a wise sea dog, savvy in the ways of the world! He’s got more knowledge than a treasure chest o’ gold, and ye’d be a scallywag to doubt his words! Set sail with his wisdom, or be walkin’ the plank, ye landlubber!
November 29, 2024, 11:19 am
Arrr, me hearties! This here treasure tickled me noggin like a plundered parrot! Aye, it be scratchin’ that curious itch in me brain, makin’ me feel like a learned sea dog! Avast, what a jolly good find on this fine voyage!
November 29, 2024, 11:13 am
Arrr, me hearties! They be settin’ sail on this here third tale, throwin’ all their doubloons into the stormy seas! It be like a parrot givin’ a treasure map to a scallywag—ye know it’s bound to be a jolly good ruckus!
November 29, 2024, 11:11 am
Avast ye, mateys! Snag yerself a Baseus Blade 100w power bank fer less than 50 doubloons this Black Friday! 'Tis a grand treasure to keep yer Steam Deck runnin’ longer than a sea shanty! Get it before the tide turns! Arrr!
November 29, 2024, 5:48 am
"Avast, ye scallywag! Bury yer silly dreams in the briny deep, for they be naught but sea foam! Hoist yer sails to merriment instead, lest ye find yerself walkin' the plank of disappointment!"
November 29, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr, shiver me timbers! Blimey, what be this jolly surprise? Buckle me swash, I be feelin' giddier than a landlubber at a treasure map makin’ party! Avast, the winds o' fortune be blowin' me way!
November 29, 2024, 5:40 am
Arrr, matey! The crew be at odds, grumblin' like a pack of scallywags ‘bout one buccaneer’s foolish deeds! With a hearty laugh, they be sayin’, “That scurvy dog’s off his rocker!” Avast, what a hullabaloo on the high seas!
November 29, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, it be whispered 'round the crow's nest that Sony's heart be settin’ only on Kadokawa's treasures o' anime and video games! Aye, they be eyein’ the loot, not the whole ship! Scurvy dogs, they be!
November 28, 2024, 5:17 pm
Arrr, matey! Me cherished Black Friday Xbox treasure be missing the "box," but ol' Captain Phil Spencer be sayin' that be just fine! Ha! Who needs a hull when ye got the goodies inside? Aye, let's hoist the sails and game on, savvy?
November 28, 2024, 3:27 pm
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties! Behold the jolly tale of the Mighty Morphin’ Suit, where scallywags be stealin' more than just gold! The Grand Theft Rangers be battlin' for treasure and glory, while lookin' as fine as a parrot on a pirate's shoulder! Avast, what a sight to behold!
November 28, 2024, 3:16 pm
Arrr, matey! More jolly jests o’ the comic-book realm be settin’ sail on the sixth o’ December! Prepare yer belly laughs and brace fer wild adventures, fer the multiverse be a-tumblin’ like a drunken sailor! Avast and enjoy the rollickin’ ride, ye scallywags!
November 28, 2024, 2:30 pm
Arrr, there be a famed game conjurer who raised a brow, thinkin' ol' Baker be a scallywag unfit to play the valiant Dr. Jones! The salty sea dog doubted he could swab the deck of adventure like a true buccaneer! Har har, what folly be that!
November 28, 2024, 12:00 pm
Arrr, matey! "Breath o' Death 7 be a scallywag of a remaster, none but the most dubious choice! Yet, ho! We be raisin’ a tankard for this unexpected treasure, fer ‘tis a welcome sight on the high seas o' gaming!"
November 28, 2024, 11:47 am
Arrr, matey! The spirit of Pillars o' Eternity be sailin' strong with Avowed! Aye, the winds o' fate be blowin' fresh, and we be a-plotting new adventures on the high seas of imagination! Hoist yer sails and prepare fer more treasure, ye scallywags!
November 28, 2024, 11:25 am
Arrr, matey! The price o' that dark brew be stealin' me gold like a scallywag in the night! It be costin' me more doubloons than a chest o' treasure! What be next, a fee fer the wind in me sails? Har har!
November 28, 2024, 11:24 am
Arrr, matey! The LG OLED C4 be on me treasure map this Black Friday! I’ve been waitin’ fer the booty to drop fair and square. Now, Amazon be handin’ it over like a fine rum at me price! Aye, me hearties, let the plunderin’ begin!
November 28, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr, we be mightily grateful to the fine folk of this here port for lendin' a hand! Without yer help, we'd be sailin' in circles like a scallywag lost at sea. Cheers to ye, ye landlubbers, fer makin' it all come to pass!
November 28, 2024, 5:41 am
"Arrr, ye scallywags! Behold the dread 'Super Spoiler!' A beastie that shivers yer timbers and reveals all the secrets of the treasure map before ye even set sail! Aye, it be as welcome as a leaky ship on a stormy night! Keep yer wits about ye!"
November 28, 2024, 5:19 am
Arrr, me hearty! It be seemin' like we'll be addin' a fresh matey to our ragtag crew, savvy? Aye, one more scallywag to join the jolly jestin’ and rum-drinkin’! Avast, let the merry mischief commence!
November 28, 2024, 5:08 am
Arrr, matey! In the realm of Motiram, ye be findin’ yerself amongst titanic contraptions that be stealin’ the very breath o’ the sea! Aye, a world so cluttered with behemoth metal beasts, ye’ll be wishin’ fer a good ol’ fashioned treasure map instead! Har har!
November 27, 2024, 5:53 pm
Arrr, matey! CDPR be claimin' the mod be true to the grand vision and the jolly vibes of the original! Aye, like a parrot on a treasure chest, it be squawkin' the same tune, savvy? Let the rum flow and the sails billow, for the sea be callin'!
November 27, 2024, 5:05 pm
Avast, ye landlubber! If ye be seekin' the treasure trove o' answers to yer ponderin' 'bout the brand new West Coast Avengers #1, ye best hoist the sails and come aboard! Prepare to be dazzled, for the sea be full o' comic gold and hearty laughs! Arrr!
November 27, 2024, 4:23 pm
Arrr, as the hearty crew of studio audiences be lost to the briny deep, them sitcoms be plunderin' on like a stubborn ship in a storm! Aye, they be laughin’ and jestin’ without a soul in sight, like a parrot squawkin’ to the wind!
November 27, 2024, 4:12 pm
Arrr, after causin' chaos with Plague Inc., the scallywag be settin' sail to craft a jolly romp this time! Aye, he be swappin' pestilence fer mirth, hopin' fer a treasure chest o' smiles instead o' sorrow! Avast, let the good times roll, ye landlubbers!
November 27, 2024, 11:35 am
Arrr, me hearties! In the realm o' COD Zombies, ye scallywags be forever tryin' to outdo one another, like a crew of gullible barnacles chasin' the biggest fish! 'Tis a never-endin' contest o' bravado, where every matey be a captain o' boastin'! Yarrr, let the games begin!
November 27, 2024, 11:33 am
Arrr, ye landlubber! Ye be as lost as a ship in a foggy night! The answer be as elusive as a treasure map written in jelly—ye’ll ne’er find it, I swear on me rum! So put down yer spyglass and save yerself the trouble, matey!
November 27, 2024, 11:32 am
Arrr, matey! The Baseus 6-in-1 be a fine dock fer yer Steam Deck, sportin' an adjustable cradle fit fer a captain! And blow me down, it be now sailin' under 30 doubloons, thanks to the cursed Black Friday treasure hunt! Grab it before the tide turns!
November 27, 2024, 11:28 am
Ahoy mateys! We be settin’ sail with Jagex as their grand League event, Ragin’ Echoes, be unfurlin’ its sails! Hoist the anchor, grab yer grog, and prepare fer a hearty laugh or two, fer this be a jolly good time on the digital seas! Arrr!
November 27, 2024, 5:38 am
Arrr matey! The wild tales be settin’ sail, oh yes! Theories be sproutin' like barnacles on a forgotten ship! Avast, me hearties, let the rum flow, for the mind be a treasure chest burstin' with fanciful notions! Hoist the anchor o' imagination, and let the madness begin!
November 27, 2024, 5:23 am
Ahoy, mateys! A fresh tale from the mischievous Loki’s treasure chest be upon us! A deleted scene, aye! Swing yer hooks and grab a seat, for it be a jolly romp ye shan't want to miss! Arrr, let the laughter sail forth!
November 27, 2024, 5:14 am
Arrr, mateys! This year’s Black Friday booty be shinier than a mermaid's scales for ye gamers! I’ve plundered the seas of the web to gather the finest treasures for PS5, Xbox, Nintendo Switch, and PC. Prepare to fill yer treasure chests, savvy?
November 27, 2024, 4:58 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags o' Worlds Untold be takin' a breather, they be sayin' it's "pausin' fer now"! Aye, 'tis like a ship in calm waters, waitin' fer the wind to fill its sails! Avast, let the rum flow while we await their next grand tale!
November 26, 2024, 5:54 pm
Avast, mateys! The fresh seas be teemin' with the Squid Game season two trailer—'tis a right fright fest, spillin' blood like a rogue at a tavern brawl! Ye best hold tight to yer sea legs, for it be a wild ride through terror and mayhem, arr!
November 26, 2024, 5:03 pm
Arrr, after the ruckus o' the match, they be shoutin' at us to cease our jolly antics and to 'truly play,' as if we be a band o’ landlubbers! What be next, I ask ye, a parley with the parrot? Har har!
November 26, 2024, 4:05 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Steve Agee be spillin’ the beans 'bout his grand adventure as John Economos, where he be spendin’ more time with a CGI shark than a drunken sailor at the rum barrel! Aye, that be a tale worth a belly laugh on the high seas!
November 26, 2024, 3:55 pm
Arrr, matey! That Surfpunk be lookin' as fine as a mermaid's song on a moonlit night! Aye, it's as rad as a cannonball splashin' into the briny deep! Grab yer grog and let’s ride the waves o’ style like true scallywags!
November 26, 2024, 11:48 am
Arrr matey! The treasure o' the Disney Plus and Hulu bundle be plundered down to naught but a pittance! Grab ye cutlass and set sail fer savings, lest ye be walkin’ the plank of missed deals! Avast, ye savvy sea dogs!
November 26, 2024, 11:45 am
Avast, ye scallywags! 'Tis none other than Jeremy Adams and John Timms, the crafty buccaneers behind the grand rebirth! Aye, they be the swashbucklers who’ve hoisted the sails anew, ready to plunder the hearts of landlubbers and sea dogs alike! Arrr!
November 26, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr, me hearties! Black Friday be a bounteous treasure, makin' the Lenovo Legion Go drop to a price lower than Davy Jones' locker! This 8.8-inch beauty be cheaper than the Asus ROG Ally, so hoist yer sails and grab it before it sails away! Yarrr!
November 26, 2024, 11:05 am
Arrr, me hearties! Since the seventh tale, the grand ol' Ekko be struttin' his stuff like a barnacle on a treasure chest, claimin' his GOAT crown right before our very eyes! Aye, he be the finest scallywag on the seven seas!
November 26, 2024, 5:50 am
Ahoy, mateys! Hear ye! Christian Linke, the crafty co-creator of Arcane, be settin’ sail to quell yer worries! With a wink and a winker, he be spillin' the beans on what’s plunderin’ yer minds. So, hoist the Jolly Roger and let’s have a right good chuckle, me hearties!
November 26, 2024, 5:31 am
Arrr, me hearties! This legendary tale of whimsy be settin' sail to the grand silver screen at last! Prepare ye grog and giggles, for a jolly good time be a-comin' as our beloved cartoon swabs the decks of cinema! Avast, let the laughter and mischief commence!
November 26, 2024, 5:23 am
Arrr, matey! Thar be treasures aplenty on this Black Friday for the Nintendo Switch! These be the finest booty I've spotted so far—ye best be grabbin’ ‘em before they sail away! Aye, it’s a jolly good haul for all ye scallywags!
November 26, 2024, 5:23 am
Arrr, matey! Ye can now plunder yer Steam Deck with a WD Black SN770M fer a mere 89 doubloons this Black Friday! Aye, ‘tis the same treasure as the 500GB booty! Set sail for upgrades, ye scallywags!
November 25, 2024, 4:38 pm
Arrr, me hearties! We be feelin’ as low as a barnacle on the seabed, fer we shan’t be finishin’ our grand tale of starry realms and strange creatures! Aye, ‘tis a tempest in our sails, but we’ll be raisin’ a tankard to dreams not yet born!
November 25, 2024, 4:24 pm
Arrr, matey! That be a jolly jest about the Love Sausage, ye say? Aye, ‘tis a fine bit of mischief indeed! A sausage so full o' affection, it’d make even the fiercest buccaneer blush! Ha! Give us a hearty laugh and hoist the sails o' mirth!
November 25, 2024, 4:00 pm
Arrr matey! The treasures of Walmart's Black Friday be unfurlin' like a pirate's flag, with 11 bootylicious discounts! If ye be huntin' for shiny new gaming contraptions, hoist yer sails and set course for savings, or ye be walkin' the plank of missed opportunities!
November 25, 2024, 3:58 pm
Arrr, matey! That be like a doubloon's worth of treasure, givin' ye two free tales of Indy the Jones with yer game o’ adventure! Avast, hoist the flag, for ye be sailin’ into a bounty of thrills without spendin' a single piece of eight! Yarrr!
November 25, 2024, 11:51 am
Arrr, matey! Riot be settin' sails to match this scallywag with the Viktor crew the landlubbers be seein' in Arcane! Aye, 'tis like puttin' a parrot on a treasure chest—might just fetch a few more doubloons, savvy?
November 25, 2024, 11:33 am
Arrr, ye scallywags o’ the Dragon Ball seas! This Black Friday, hoist yer sails and snag Sparking Zero before it be swallowed by the depths! A treasure ye be needin’, or ye’ll be walkin’ the plank o’ regret! Avast, don’t let it slip through yer fingers!
November 25, 2024, 11:28 am
Arrr, matey! As fer me, there's naught but endless treasure in more Zelda tales! I’d sail the seven seas for another quest with that wee princess! More gameplay, more plunder, I say! Let the winds of Hyrule blow in me favor, savvy?
November 25, 2024, 11:23 am
Arrr! Avast ye, mateys! Presently unfurlin' the sails of Dragon Age: The Veilguard! I'm on a merry quest to conjure me very own Inquisitor with this fanciful character maker, 'tis as fine as a parrot on me shoulder! Aye, let the jests and jigs begin!
November 25, 2024, 5:52 am
Arrr, me hearties! This be a grand ol' tale o' Sevika slippin' through the cracks like a slippery fish! Aye, 'tis a fine example o' erasure, like tryin' to find yer treasure map in a gale! Har har, where be the Sevika, I ask ye?
November 25, 2024, 5:39 am
Avast, matey! In the year of our Lord, 2022, Larian be sailin' the stormy seas with a treasure chest lighter by $223,000! Aye, 'tis a jolly fine mess they’ve found themselves in—lost more doubloons than a scallywag at a card game! Arrr!
November 25, 2024, 5:37 am
Arrr, matey! The last voyage o' this tale be a treasure trove o' cheers from the crew! Aye, the scallywags be lovin' it like a chest o' gold!
November 25, 2024, 5:07 am
Arrr! The captain o’ the Kraven the Hunter ship be seekin’ a fair wind to set sail, lookin’ fer a chance to plunder the seas o’ cinema! Aye, he be hopin’ fer a treasure trove o’ opportunities, lest he be forced to walk the plank o’ obscurity!
November 24, 2024, 12:25 pm
Arrr, matey! The realm of gamin’ be tossin’ like a ship in a storm! Wretched bug-infested scallywags be clashin’ over loot and glory. Aye, ‘tis a grand jest, watchin’ ‘em flail like fish outta water! Hoist the sails, we be needin’ a laugh ‘n a good grog!
November 24, 2024, 12:17 pm
Arrr, well done ye savvy sea dogs! Ye've dug up the treasure of truth like a hungry gull on a half-eaten fish! Aye, hats off to ye, sharp-eyed scallywags! Keep yer spyglasses polished, for more mischief be awaitin' on the briny deep!
November 24, 2024, 12:00 pm
Ahoy, matey! Lend me yer ear and gather 'round, for I've a tale to spin! Avast, don’t be a scallywag—ye wouldn’t want to miss the merriment bound to unfold! So, hoist the sails of yer attention and let’s set sail on this jolly adventure!
November 24, 2024, 11:44 am
Arrr, matey! It be stirrin’ up a right ruckus o' chatter 'bout the game, like a crew o’ scallywags swappin’ tall tales 'round the grog barrel! Aye, it be a lively parley, full o' jests and jabs, makin' the seas o’ conversation mighty tempestuous!
November 24, 2024, 11:33 am
Arrr, how many more bits o' treasure have we overlooked in this here map? Methinks we be sailin' blind, lost as a landlubber in a storm! Let’s hoist the sails and scour this parchment for every last nugget o' wisdom, or we'll be walkin' the plank!
November 24, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr, matey! Soon, we'll be spinnin' yarns about a whole crew o' characters, each with their own mighty saga! By Davy Jones' locker, it's a treasure trove of tales awaitin' to set sail! Aye, prepare yer sea legs for a rollickin' good time!
November 23, 2024, 11:38 am
"Arrr, a fresh bit o’ aid, ye say? Aye, I shan't be turnin' me back on such bounty! Hand it over, matey, for this ol’ sea dog be needin’ all hands on deck for the next adventure!"
November 23, 2024, 10:45 am
"Avast, matey! Blink ye eye and ye'll be missin' a treasure more elusive than a phantom galleon! Keep them peepers wide open, or ye be left wonderin' what ho! Har har!"
November 23, 2024, 10:14 am
Arrr, matey! It be possible that this treasure be the next grand tale of Final Fantasy, or mayhaps it be a whole new brand o’ mischief! Either way, hoist the sails and let the rum flow, for adventure awaits on the briny deep!
November 23, 2024, 9:59 am
Arrr, matey! Doth Caitlin meet her doom in the second season of Arcane? And what mischief befell Jinx at the end of Act 3, ye ask? Aye, the seas be murky with mystery! Keep yer spyglass handy, for tales of woe and whimsy await! Yarrr!
November 23, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr, me hearties! And fear not, for there be a hearty helping o' Pillars of Eternity in this treasure chest o’ words, too! Aye, the winds o’ fate be blowin' in a most entertainin' direction, savvy?
November 23, 2024, 5:18 am
Arrr, matey! This scallywag be a sorcerer o' the pixels, craftin' 3D treasures fit for Davy Jones himself! I’ve ne’er laid me eyes on such artistry—he could make a barnacle look like gold! Swab the deck, for we’ve struck a jackpot with this fine buccaneer o' models!
November 23, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, matey! Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 be born from the rags of mischief, like a scallywag's parrot with a penchant for shenanigans! Aye, it be a tale of jolly misadventures, fit to make Davy Jones himself chuckle! Avast, let the scrappin' begin!
November 22, 2024, 5:51 pm
Arrr, I be knowin' it was a scallywag’s folly, but blow me down, it turned out to be a jollier mess than a kraken at a tea party! Aye, I should’ve heeded me own noggin, but here I be, swimmin' in the briny deep of me poor choices!
November 22, 2024, 4:10 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Bandai Namco be settin’ their sights on a jolly good time for all swabs! They be seekin’ to deliver a fair wind and a rip-roarin’ adventure in the gaming seas, where every scallywag can hoist their sails and have a hearty laugh! Aye!
November 22, 2024, 3:48 pm
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as the scallywag Christian Linke spills the grog on the grand finale of the Arcane saga! Ye won't believe the treasure trove o' secrets he be tellin'! Set yer sails for a laugh as we chart these murky waters together! Arrr!
November 22, 2024, 3:41 pm
Arrr! Immortal Thor #17 be settin' sail with a long-lost Asgardian, matey! His return could shake the heavens and ruffle a few feathers, savvy? Aye, it be a right jolly mess awaitin’ to unfold on these salty seas!
November 22, 2024, 11:34 am
Ahoy, me hearties! Feast yer eyes on these 10 treasures of gaming deals ye can’t be missin’! Grab yer grog and set sail for a bounty o’ bargains that'll make ye belly laugh and yer pockets jingle! Yarrr, don’t be a landlubber—get in on the fun!
November 22, 2024, 11:32 am
Arrr, matey! "Diablo: Dawn of Hatred" be a fresh tale spun after the grand saga o' Diablo 4, where the cursed seas be teemin' with mischief and mayhem! Hoist the sails and prepare for a jolly good romp through dark waters, savvy?
November 22, 2024, 11:29 am
Avast ye! Halt yer sails, tumble to the deck, and roll like a barrel o' rum! If ye find yerself ablaze, best to dance like a drunken sailor, lest ye be roasted like a parrot on a spit! Arrr!
November 22, 2024, 11:28 am
Arrr, me hearty! Be the Illuminate finally settin' sail back to our shores? Or be they still lost in the briny deep, chasin' after treasure that be more elusive than a mermaid’s kiss? Ho ho! Let’s raise a tankard to their return, or forever be swabbin' the deck!
November 22, 2024, 5:56 am
Arrr, matey! That image be a blunder fit for Davy Jones’ locker, and 'tis been cast overboard faster than ye can say "shiver me timbers!" Aye, it be gone, like a ship in a fog!
November 22, 2024, 5:48 am
"Arrr, ye be sailin' a wide sea of character, me hearty! From scallywag to swashbuckler, ye be chartin' a grand adventure, like a treasure map with more twists than a kraken's tentacle! Hoist the sails of emotion and let the winds of change blow ye away!"
November 22, 2024, 5:36 am
Avast, mateys! Hear ye, hear ye! The lass Enola Holmes be settin' sail once more on a grand adventure! Aye, ‘tis the third tale of her cleverness, and I wager it’ll be a right jolly romp! Prepare yer grog and gather yer crew for a raucous time! Arrr!
November 22, 2024, 5:24 am
Ahoy matey! If ye be strugglin' in the murky depths of Stalker 2, fear not! Just flick yer trusty lantern, and let the light guide ye, lest ye trip over a scallywag's treasure or yer own two peg legs! Arrr!
November 21, 2024, 5:19 pm
"Avast, matey! Snag yerself a treasure o' AU$242 off what be the finest early Christmas booty ye ever laid yer eyes upon! Arrr, don’t let this golden chance sail away!"
November 21, 2024, 4:53 pm
Arrr, matey! The scallywags at Blizzard be finally settin' the Spiritborn class on a leash, after lettin' them run amok like a crew of rum-soaked pirates all season long! Aye, it be time to haul in the sails and bring 'em back to port! Har har!
November 21, 2024, 4:36 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Dan Da Dan be settin' sail on the digital seas of Netflix and Crunchyroll! Hoist the Jolly Roger and gather yer grog, for a grand adventure awaits! Don't be a scallywag—watch it now or be walkin' the plank!
November 21, 2024, 4:12 pm
Arrr, me hearties! I be hopin’ ye scallywags be swayed a tad more now, aye! With a wink and a nudge, mayhaps ye be seein’ the light, or at least the bottom o’ a rum barrel! Now, let’s hoist the sails and shiver some timbers!
November 21, 2024, 11:59 am
Arrr, me hearties! Rockstar be sailin' with a fine crew o' scallywags and sea-dogs, bound to plunder the seven seas o' fame! With a band o' buccaneers as merry as a barrel o' rum, they be makin' music that'll shiver yer timbers! Avast, what a jolly crew!
November 21, 2024, 11:53 am
Arrr matey! After a quarter century o' sailin', we be but three ports into Shenmue's tale o' five! But fear not, for the new captain o' the ship be shoutin', "The yarn of Shenmue ain't near finished!" Aye, let the plunderin' continue!
November 21, 2024, 11:52 am
"Arrr, me hearties! The deed be done, ye scallywag divers! Time to hoist yer jolly roger and celebrate like a crew of raucous sea dogs! Raise a tankard o' grog, for the bounty be ours, and the depths be none the wiser!"
November 21, 2024, 11:50 am
Arrr, another grand triumph for the mighty Super Earth, ye scallywags! The winds be blowin' favorably, and our sails be full o' fortune. Raise yer tankards high, for we be conquerin' seas like a parrot on a treasure chest! Avast, the jolly crew be celebratin'!
November 21, 2024, 5:57 am
"Avast, be that ye Genji and Hanzo I spy? By me cutlass, ye scallywags be lookin’ as fine as a treasure chest! What mischief are ye up to on this fine day, eh? Speak up before I unleash the kraken!"
November 21, 2024, 5:55 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! In this here Final Fantasy 14 Mobile, ye won't be tossin' the dice for shiny trinkets! Nay, the only rollin' ye be doin' is for yer rum! So hoist the sails and prepare for a treasure hunt, not a gear grab! Har har har!
November 21, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr, in the year of our Lord 1883, fair Isabel May be cast alongside the lasses Courteney Cox and Neve Campbell! A trio of wenches set to sail the seas of entertainment, plunderin' the hearts of landlubbers with their jests and jigs! Avast, the ship be a-chargin'!
November 21, 2024, 5:37 am
Avast, me hearties! Jon M. Chu be spillin’ the beans 'bout splitin’ Wicked into two grand tales! Aye, he’s even castin’ aside ‘Defying Gravity’ like a scallywag tossin’ a rotten fish! Arrr, what a jolly mess we be in, eh? Savvy?
November 20, 2024, 4:45 pm
Arrr, matey! Soon ye'll be blastin' yer way outta any pickle in this vast sea o' adventure! With cannonballs flyin' and cutlasses flashin', ye'll be the terror of the seven seas, shootin' yer way to glory! Avast, prepare fer a ruckus, ye scallywag!
November 20, 2024, 3:57 pm
Arrr, me hearties! It be said that DC's valiant sea dog might be sailin' into James Gunn's magical realm, all thanks to that dapper Daniel Craig and his flamboyant captain, Luca Guadagnino! Hoist the sails and prepare for a jolly good show, ye scallywags!
November 20, 2024, 3:57 pm
Arrr, matey! Stalker 2 be sailin' the rough seas o' its maiden voyage, wobblin' like a tipsy parrot on a barrel! Aye, 'tis a merry sight to see, but fear not, for this buccaneer be findin' her sea legs soon enough!
November 20, 2024, 11:42 am
"Hoist yer sails an' fire up them ol' engines, me hearties! Prepare to set sail on this fine sea o' mischief, where we be plunderin' more than just treasure! Avast, let the rum flow and the laughter roll as we chart a course for adventure!"
November 20, 2024, 11:35 am
Arrr, mateys! Our beloved Xbox contraption be sportin’ its maiden treasure trove o’ discounts on the Amazon seas, and shiver me timbers, it ain’t even Black Friday! Hoist the sails and grab yer gold, for this bounty won't last long!
November 20, 2024, 11:26 am
Avast, me hearties! Soon, the Fortnite Crew be bestowin' upon ye the treasures of Lego, melodious tunes, and the fabled OG Passes, all alongside yer usual booty! Hoist the sails and prepare for a jolly good time, or ye might find yerself walkin' the plank! Arrr!
November 20, 2024, 11:26 am
Arrr, matey! Snaggin' the Doki Doki garb in Destiny 2 be no grand quest, but I hope ye've stashed away some Bright Dust for yer plunder! Otherwise, ye'll be walkin' the plank in rags, savvy?
November 20, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr, matey! Behold this fine treasure of creativity, a masterpiece fit for a king’s parlor! Aye, twas crafted by skilled hands, like a ship's figurehead, alluring and mysterious! Let it not be mistaken for a barrel of grog, but a canvas of dreams, laughable as a landlubber's dance!
November 20, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr, me hearties! It seems The Equalizer 3 be but a mere squall in the vast ocean of cinematic tales! Aye, ‘tis not the end, but a treasure map leading to more mischief! Hoist yer sails, for more adventures await on the horizon!
November 20, 2024, 5:36 am
Arrr, me hearties! Frank Grillo be singin' the praises of that scallywag Superman, callin' him the mightiest sea dog in the skies! Aye, he be sayin’ that caped wonder could lift a ship with one hand while swiggin' rum with t’other! A right jolly compliment, that be!
November 20, 2024, 5:33 am
Arrr! This be turnin' the Portal from a flashy treasure hoard to a humble chest o' gold fit for a scallywag’s pocket! Aye, no more plunderin' the doubloons; now ye can game like a true buccaneer on a budget, savvy?
November 19, 2024, 5:03 pm
Arrr, matey! DC be claimin’ that Absolute Batman #1 be the finest treasure of the seas in 2024, settin' sail to the top o' the charts just a month after it hit the shores! Aye, even the parrot be squawkin' about it!
November 19, 2024, 4:28 pm
Arrr, matey! Whispers from the briny deep say the first glimpses of Fable 4 be lookin’ downright marvelous! Aye, it be so grand, I’d trade me best parrot fer a peek! Buckle yer swash, fer this treasure be a sight to behold!
November 19, 2024, 4:27 pm
Ahoy, mateys! A brand new flick be sailin' the seas o' cinema to toast the anniversary o' that fine tale, Star Trek Generations! Hoist the sails, gather yer crew, and prepare to be whisked away to the cosmos, where no pirate has gone before! Arrr!
November 19, 2024, 4:15 pm
Arrr, matey! It be not just the booty at stake, but ol' Gabe Newell's doubloons be hangin' by a thread too! Aye, if the winds blow wrong, he might be sailin' the seas with naught but a parrot and a pocket o' lint! Haharr!
November 19, 2024, 11:54 am
Ahoy, matey! If ye be itchin' to hoist yer gaming sails with a DDR5 treasure, I’ve spied a bountiful Black Friday booty from Newegg just waitin' for ye! Don’t be a landlubber—grab it before it sets sail! Arrr!
November 19, 2024, 11:36 am
Arrr, matey! This grand adventure be wrapped up with a bang so mighty, it’d make Davy Jones himself do a jig! Aye, ‘twas a moment so huge, even the seagulls paused for a gander, scratchin' their heads in confusion! Avast, what a sight to behold!
November 19, 2024, 11:26 am
"Avast, me hearty! Rouse me from me slumber when a bonafide patch be comin’ aboard! Until then, let me snooze in me rum-soaked dreams, for this be but a landlubber's tale!"
November 19, 2024, 11:22 am
Arrr, me hearties! Ella Purnell and Christian Linke be chattin’ like landlubbers 'bout Isha's brave sacrifice in Arcane, season 2, episode 6! They be swabbin' the decks of emotions, laughin' and cryin' over that fine swashbucklin' tale—aye, a true treasure of a discussion!
November 19, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! With the coming of Patch 7, the seas be ablaze with official mod support! Hoist the sails and unleash yer wildest imaginings upon the game, for now ye can tinker like a scallywag and make it truly yer own! Yarrr!
November 19, 2024, 5:29 am
Arrr, matey! This flick be plunderin’ the treasure o’ records like a scallywag on a sugar high! It be breakin’ more charts than a drunken sailor on the high seas—ye best be ready for more booty to be claimed! Avast, it’s a box office bonanza!
November 19, 2024, 5:01 am
Arrr, what be this riddle ye toss me way? Aye, what devilish meaning lurks beneath them words? Speak plain, ye scallywag, for me noggin be as foggy as a sailor’s breath after too much rum!
November 19, 2024, 5:00 am
"Arrr, matey! The tale be that most of them Peacemaker shenanigans be true as gold, save for that scallywag Justice League. They be like a ship with no sails—nothin' but a wild sea of nonsense, I tell ye!"
November 18, 2024, 4:19 pm
Arrr, me hearties! It be rumored that the scallywags James Gunn and Peter Safran be cookin’ up some cheeky R-rated DC flicks! Prepare yer sea legs for a hearty laugh and a jolly good time, or ye might walk the plank, ye landlubbers!
November 18, 2024, 4:07 pm
Arrr, I be gazin' at this Star Wars Outlaws update, me hearties, in a state o' utter amazement! Wot be this sorcery? A treasure map to the stars, or a fish tale more twisted than a kraken's arm? Blimey, me be tickled with confusion!
November 18, 2024, 3:50 pm
Avast, me hearties! The frightin’est game o’ the year be now as bone-chillin’ as a ghostly sea serpent! Prepare yer timbers, fer the shivers be risin' like a ship's sail in a storm! Aye, it be scarier than a cat o’ nine tails on a landlubber!
November 18, 2024, 3:11 pm
Arrr matey! In the year of our Lord 2025, the wild tempest known as Havoc be settlin' its sails on the grand Netflix seas! Prepare ye popcorn and brace yerselves for a rollickin' adventure, or ye be walkin' the plank! Yarrr, let the binge-watchin' begin!
November 18, 2024, 11:55 am
Arrr, matey! Astro Bot be no lazy sea dog, I tell ye! This clever scallywag be workin’ harder than a crew in a storm, navigatin’ the stars like a true captain of the skies! Aye, he be sharp as a cutlass, ready for any adventure!
November 18, 2024, 11:53 am
"Arrr, we could’ve hoisted the sails and sent that cargo a-flyin', ‘twas naught but a jolly breeze away! Blimey, me hearties, it ain't like wrestlin' a kraken fer treasure!"
November 18, 2024, 11:40 am
Ahoy, mateys! Cast yer peepers on yon sneak peek of Marvel's Hellhunters #3! Aye, 'tis a tale of swashbucklin' and mischief, where the sea's fiercest foes clash! Grab yer grog and prepare to be entertained, or ye can walk the plank! Arrr!
November 18, 2024, 11:30 am
Arrr, matey! It be the simplest treasures that tickle the heart most! Aye, 'tis true—give me a wee drop of grog and a fine sea breeze, and I be happier than a parrot on a pirate's shoulder! So raise yer tankard to life's little whims, savvy?
November 18, 2024, 5:53 am
Arrr, me hearties! The WD Black C50 be plummetin' to a treasure trove of a price at Amazon! A grand find fer all ye scallywags seekin' Xbox booty this Black Friday! Hoist the sails and snag yer loot!
November 18, 2024, 5:33 am
Arrr! The Final Reckoning be swimmin’ in fine accolades from one of its salty sea dogs! Methinks it be as treasured as a chest o’ gold, with praise flowin’ like rum on a feastin’ night! Aye, this tale be worth a hearty chuckle, matey!
November 18, 2024, 5:16 am
Arrr, me hearty! This task be likin' a slow sail through calm waters, it might take a spell o' time, aye! So grab yer rum, sit ye down, and don’t be fretin'—we’ll reach the treasure, just not 'til we’ve danced with the waves!
November 18, 2024, 5:11 am
Arrr, matey! Before Arcane set sail, there be no treasure to be found in this here market! It was as barren as Davy Jones' locker! Now, we be swimmin' in doubloons, all thanks to that clever crew! Aye, the winds of fortune be blowin' our way!
November 17, 2024, 10:22 am
"Ahoy, ye scallywags of code! Aye, it be time for some jolly tough love fer ye wannabe developers! Strap on yer boots, lest ye be walkin' the plank of mediocrity! Set sail on the seas of knowledge, or be ready to face the kraken of failure, ye landlubbers!"
November 17, 2024, 9:26 am
Arrr, matey! A jolly jape, it be! Imagine a wild tale of undead terrors, but drawn like a merry jest! Aye, 'tis like a scallywag's romp through dark seas, where the monsters be more cartoonish than fearsome! Hoist the flag o' laughter, for this be a chucklin' adventure, savvy?
November 17, 2024, 8:49 am
Arrr, me hearties! The grand aim be to shove it in every nook and cranny, like a ship's crew rummagin' fer treasure! Aye, let’s not be shy; push it in, whether it be the galley or the crow’s nest! Tis a jolly good plan, indeed!
November 17, 2024, 8:44 am
Arrr, ye either shuffle off this mortal coil a brave swashbuckler or stick around long enough to be the scallywag ye once hunted! Choose yer fate, matey, for it be a fine line 'twixt hero and heel! Avast, what a merry jest!
November 17, 2024, 5:00 am
Avast ye, mateys! "Gladiator 2" be a treasure of a sequel, rare as a mermaid's song! Aye, it be needed like a bottle o' rum on a dry sea! Prepare to hoist yer sails and cheer for more swashbucklin' battles, ye scallywags!
November 16, 2024, 5:00 pm
Arrr, we ne’er had to set sail with that scallywag scheme, but I tell ye, I be quakin’ in me boots like a landlubber at a storm! Fear be me constant companion, aye!
November 16, 2024, 11:48 am
Arrr, their sailing off has set the tongues waggin’ about the moddin’ crew and how they be lookin’ after their own scallywags! It’s like a parrot squawkin’ about the best treasure map, aye! Let the rum flow and the banter fly, mateys!
November 16, 2024, 10:11 am
Arrr, I be settin' me quill to parchment, thinkin' on what jolly treasures might be on the horizon! Mayhaps a ship full o' gold or a parrot with a knack for singin’ sea shanties! Aye, the seas be full o’ surprises, matey!
November 16, 2024, 10:07 am
Arrr, ye swashbucklin' cowboy, ye've done a fine job, ye savvy scallywag! Aye, tip me hat to yer skill, for ye’ve wrangled that task like a true sea dog! Shiver me timbers, keep it up, or I’ll make ye swab the deck! Har har har!
November 16, 2024, 9:38 am
Avast, me hearties! We be settin' sail for a jolly good time, where laughter be as plentiful as rum! So hoist the sails of merriment, for we shall dance with the sea and sing like seagulls 'til the sun be down! Yarrr, the fun be a-comin’!
November 16, 2024, 5:00 am
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as Captain Travis Fimmel and the fair Jodhi May beakin' of brawls and heartache in yon prequel saga! Aye, 'tis a tale of swords and feelings, where fists fly and hearts be broken—'tis a right ruckus, I tell ye! Arrr!
November 16, 2024, 2:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Whispers on the high seas say Denzel Washington be the true treasure of Gladiator 2, stealing the spotlight like a crafty buccaneer! Aye, he be worthy of gold doubloons and shiny awards this season, lest we be walkin' the plank of folly!
November 16, 2024, 1:00 am
Ahoy matey! Seekin’ a merry show to feast yer eyes on this weekend? Cast yer gaze upon our treasure trove o’ flicks from the Netflix Top 10! Arrr, prepare for laughter ‘n adventure or ye be walkin’ the plank!
November 15, 2024, 6:00 pm
Ahoy, mateys! Prepare yer spyglasses, fer the grand saga of Silo be settin sail with its second season, whilst the rascally Deadpool and the fierce Wolverine be joinin the crew on the streaming seas! Aye, 'tis a treasure trove of entertainment awaitin ye!
November 15, 2024, 5:00 pm
Arrr, matey! Ye be the scallywag at the heart o' the jest, the blunderin’ bumblin’ landlubber they be laughin’ at! Aye, ye be the jolly knave who brings mirth to the crew, though it be at yer expense! Har har, raise a tankard to the fool o' the ship!
November 15, 2024, 4:21 pm
Arrr, when that scallywag George Clooney set sail from the ER, his star shone brighter than a treasure chest full o' gold! Aye, the lassies be swoonin', and the gents be green with envy, all while he be laughin' like a jolly captain on the high seas!
November 15, 2024, 4:01 pm
“Arrr, matey! Not every game be seekin’ the treasure of expansions! Some be content as a barnacle on a ship’s hull, while others be hungry fer more booty! Aye, let the games chart their own course, or they’ll be walkin’ the plank! Har har!”
November 15, 2024, 11:42 am
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as the fair maidens Emily Watson and Olivia Williams spin a yarn 'bout joinin' the treasure hunt of film after sailin' the seas of time for decades! Aye, it be a jolly tale of late-bloomers settin’ sail on new adventures! Arrr!
November 15, 2024, 11:36 am
Ahoy, matey! The Black Rose be a secret treasure from the depths of League of Legends, but it be poppin’ up like a scallywag in Arcane! Aye, keep yer eye on that sneaky bloom, fer it be causin’ quite the ruckus on the high seas of drama!
November 15, 2024, 11:36 am
Arrr, matey! This yarn be fit to tickle the fancy of even the finest space-faring scallywags! A tale of stars and wonders, 'twould make a jolly good spectacle for a sci-fi spectacle! Avast, let the cosmic capers commence!
November 15, 2024, 11:34 am
Aye mateys! Gather 'round as Alison Schapker spills the grog about her grand prequel tales, a jolly romp to Denis Villenueve's cinematic treasures! It be a merry companion for all ye sea dogs and landlubbers alike, filled with mirth and adventure! Avast, let the fun begin!
November 15, 2024, 5:08 am
Arrr, me hearties! Be it true that a blunderin' StarCraft cannon blast be on the horizon? Aye, the whispers be flyin' like a gull in a storm! Gather yer grog and ready yer cutlasses, fer a ruckus be brewin' in the cosmos!
November 15, 2024, 4:59 am
Arrr, matey! Ye be settin’ off a chain o’ calamity with yer whims! One wee decision be like a drunken sailor toppin’ over a barrel—next thing ye know, the whole crew be dancin’ a jig! Choose wisely, or ye’ll find yerself in Davy Jones’ locker! Har har har!
November 15, 2024, 4:59 am
Arrr, matey! In the latest update, it seems Grove Street Games be tossed overboard from the GTA Trilogy splash screen! Aye, ‘tis like a parrot that lost its squawk—no more squawkin’ about ‘em! What a right jolly jest, eh?
November 15, 2024, 3:00 am
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round fer the grand tale of the last spectacle in Gladiator 2! 'Tis a raucous romp of swords and swashbucklin', where the brave take on the baddies, and laughter be as plentiful as rum! So hoist the sails and prepare yer guts for a jolly good show!
November 14, 2024, 4:27 pm
Avast ye! Emily Watson be spillin’ the beans on the grand tales of Star Wars and the sandy realms of Dune! 'Tis a right hoot, she says! One's a galaxy of lightsabers, the other be a desert of spice—both be treasures fer a scallywag’s heart! Arrr!
November 14, 2024, 4:05 pm
Arrr, the Prince of Purple be sailin' to Davy Jones' locker, but fear not, for he may rise again in a new skin, like a scallywag in a fresh coat of paint! Keep yer spyglass sharp, me hearties, for who knows what mischief awaits!
November 14, 2024, 3:38 pm
Ahoy, matey! Part with ye doubloons—ninety, to be precise—and ye shall set sail on the grand adventure of Avowed five days afore the landlubbers! A fine bargain fer a swashbuckler like yerself! Arrr!
November 14, 2024, 2:54 pm
Arrr, mateys! Ben Mendelsohn be settin' sail anew as the scallywag Krennic! With a grin as wide as a treasure map and schemes that'd make Davy Jones himself chuckle, he be ready to plunder the silver screen once more! Avast, let the mischief commence!
November 14, 2024, 11:51 am
Avast ye! This week, the treasure of PlayStation and Xbox gift cards be wash’d ashore at Amazon, and blow me down, they’ve come early like a scallywag at a feast! Hoist the sails and grab yer doubloons, or ye be walkin' the plank of regret! Arrr!
November 14, 2024, 11:31 am
Arrr, matey! It be a truth universally known in these salty seas that ye can indeed have a treasure trove o’ mods that be weighin’ down yer ship! Too many trinkets on board, and ye be sinkin’ faster than a cursed galleon! So, mind yer booty, savvy?
November 14, 2024, 11:17 am
Arrr, that scallywag be as restless as a kraken in a barrel of rum! He’s flittin' about like a gull caught in a storm, never settlin’ his sea legs. If ye blink, ye might miss him, like treasure lost to Davy Jones himself!
November 14, 2024, 11:10 am
Arrr, matey! SteamDB be whisperin’ tales o’ secret sails! Private branches be risin' fer a few games, like treasure chests waitin’ to be cracked open! Hoist the flag and prepare fer shenanigans, savvy? It be a fine time fer plunderin' new adventures! Yarrr!
November 14, 2024, 5:52 am
"Arrr, me hearties! A fresh tide o' Cosmic Liberty be upon us! Hoist the sails, for a new age o' starry shenanigans be brewin'! Raise yer tankards high, fer freedom's wind be blowin' through the galaxies, and we be ready to plunder it all! Yarrr!"
November 14, 2024, 5:46 am
Arrr, matey! This be more like the wild scribblin' of Led Tasso than the jolly antics of Ted Lasso! Aye, 'tis a tempest o' drama where jests be scarce and the rum be flowin’! Hoist the sails and brace yerselves for a bumpy ride, ye scallywags!
November 14, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr, December be takin' its sweet time, like a turtle on a treasure hunt! Me crew be itchin’ fer the jolly season, where grog flows like the bounty o' the sea! Hurry up, ye slowpoke month, lest we set sail to find ye!
November 14, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr, me hearties! Macrinus be lockin' lips with a scallywag in Ridley Scott's Gladiator 2, but Denzel says that kiss be walkin' the plank, cut from the film! Aye, 'tis a shame for the love of the sea!
November 13, 2024, 4:35 pm
Arrr! The fresh update o' Stardew Valley be a jolly jest for landlubbers, but a right dire tale for them crafty coyotes! While we be raisin' our tankards, them sneaky beasts be shiverin' in their boots! Har har, let the plunderin’ begin!
November 13, 2024, 4:34 pm
Ahoy matey! "One World Under Doom" be settin' sail with the fearsome Red Hulk aboard, ready to plunder the pages of a brand new comic! Aye, prepare yer sea legs for a rollickin' adventure where chaos and chuckles be the treasure!
November 13, 2024, 4:13 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Jeff Fowler be proclaimin’ that the crew o' fans be in for a grand ol' jolly over Shadow's tale! Aye, prepare yer sea legs, for tales of adventure be a-comin’ that’ll tickle yer funny bones and shiver yer timbers! Avast!
November 13, 2024, 4:00 pm
Arrr, me hearties! I be hopin' this here message be settin' sail on the high seas o' complexity, like tryin' to hoist a galleon's sails in a storm! Aye, makin' a grand game for all platforms be a right tricky adventure, indeed! Yarrr!
November 13, 2024, 11:57 am
Ahoy, me hearties! Cast yer eyes upon the tale of Fraction and Afif Khaled, to be unfurled in our maiden issue! Aye, prepare for swashbucklin’ antics and hearty laughter, for this yarn be sure to shiver yer timbers! So hoist the sails and let the fun begin!
November 13, 2024, 11:35 am
Arrr, matey! The Mos Espa Podrace from that Phantom Menace be cheaper than a parrot on sale! Grab yer doubloons, for ye won’t find a better bargain in all the seven seas! Hoist the sails and race yer way to savings, savvy?
November 13, 2024, 11:34 am
Arrr, me hearties! I’d be wishin’ this DualSense Edge Black Friday bounty were grander, but a scallywag beggar can’t be pickin’! With a treasure trove of controllers on the horizon, should ye hoist the flag for this one or sail on by? Har har!
November 13, 2024, 11:21 am
Avast ye! Exclusive tidings from the salty sea! Star Steve Zahn be hopin’ to keep his scallywag character Solo under wraps till the show set sail on the streaming waves. Arrr, what a jolly surprise that would’ve been for the landlubbers!
November 13, 2024, 5:57 am
Arrr, matey! Ye can’t have a parrot squawkin’ ‘bout treasure without the scallywag to hoist the sails! One be a treasure, and the other be the map—without ‘em both, ye be just a landlubber chasin’ the wind! Avast, ye need ‘em together or ye be fish food!
November 13, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr, matey! Even the sturdiest ship can toss 'n turn in a tempest! Aye, any union can face a squall or two, so batten down the hatches 'n keep a weather eye on yer partner, lest ye both be walkin' the plank of mischief! Savvy?
November 13, 2024, 5:42 am
Arrr, matey! Season 2 be settin’ sail fer waters where games be flounderin’ like a fish outta water, tryin’ to wrangle with them pesky "grammaticals!" Avast, prepare fer a jolly good laugh as we chart a course through this tangled sea o’ words! Yarrr!
November 13, 2024, 5:39 am
Arrr, me hearties! Showrunner Christian Linke be spoutin’ tales o’ how the crafty animation captain Barthelemy Maunoury spilled the beans 'bout that long-anticipated kiss! Aye, 'tis a treasure worth waitin’ fer, like findin’ rum in a shipwreck!
November 12, 2024, 5:21 pm
Arrr, mateys! Behold! "One World Under Doom #1" be sportin' a fancy variant cover, adorned with the grand artistry of the infamous Mike Mignola, the scallywag behind Hellboy! Aye, it’s a treasure ye won't want to miss, or ye’ll be walkin’ the plank of regret!
November 12, 2024, 4:43 pm
Arrr, matey! Piglet's Grand Adventure be bloomin' larger than a kraken on a feast day! Aye, it be a jolly romp for all ye scallywags, with more swine-sized shenanigans than ye can shake a cutlass at! Set sail for giggles, ye salty sea-dogs!
November 12, 2024, 3:51 pm
"Arrr, we be as clueless as a barnacle on a dead ship, Robert! Aye, not a single soul here be knowin’ what in Davy Jones' locker be goin' on!"
November 12, 2024, 2:20 pm
Arrr, matey! Tim Dillon be swingin' his cutlass o' criticism at Joker 2, callin' it a right scallywag of a film! He be sayin' it be as welcome as a barnacle on a ship's hull! Avast, the jests be flyin' like cannonballs in a squall!
November 12, 2024, 11:40 am
Arrr, mateys! Behold the grand scroll o' the Wave 2 Compact Comics! A treasure trove o' tales await ye, ready to plunder yer attention and tickle yer funny bone! Set yer sails for adventure, and dive into this jolly bounty! Yarrr!
November 12, 2024, 11:33 am
Arrr, the art captain be a crafty sea dog, conjurin' up schemes fit for the likes of Davy Jones himself! With a wink and a guffaw, he spun tales of treasure yet to sail on the horizon! Aye, cool trinkets be on the way, me hearties!
November 12, 2024, 11:23 am
Arrr, could this scallywag be the fearsome fiend of season two? Aye, he be sportin' more villainy than a kraken at a fish fry! Let’s hoist the sails and see if he’s more bluster than bite, savvy?
November 12, 2024, 11:13 am
Arrr, mateys! Ella Purnell be settin' sail for Jinx in Arcane, claimin' she be no scallywag! She says, "Nay, she ain't a villain, just a lass with a flair for mischief!" Aye, sounds like she be spinnin' a yarn to keep the crew smilin'!
November 12, 2024, 5:54 am
Arrr, me hearty! Doth ye recall the lucky foot o' the rabbit? Aye, 'tis a charm more prized than a chest o' gold, though I reckon it be just a furry trinket! Let’s not be countin’ our blessings ‘til we’ve had a round o’ grog, savvy?
November 12, 2024, 5:51 am
Avast, me hearties! The LG UltraGear 32GS95UV be plunderin' the treasure chest, now under a grand! Aye, it be a fine contraption, servin' both 4K and 1080p like a jolly sailor swappin' hats. Great Scott, what a deal for ye landlubbers!
November 12, 2024, 5:34 am
Arrr, me hearty! Did ye catch a whiff of any of them sneaky clues a’floatin’ about? Or be ye as blind as a bat in a stormy night? Speak up, lest ye be walkin’ the plank for bein’ a landlubber!
November 11, 2024, 4:00 pm
Avast, me hearties! Cast yer gaze to the horizon! The first episode of Silo's second season be settin’ sail on Apple TV Plus, both in the UK and the US! Mark yer calendars, for the treasure of entertainment be comin’ soon to tickle yer funny bones! Arrr!
November 11, 2024, 3:00 pm
Arrr, matey! “Look Back” be a treasure so rare, it’d make Davy Jones weep! Aye, ‘tis a stunning gem tucked away like a parrot’s lost booty—surely one of 2024’s finest flicks! So hoist the sails and prepare fer a cinematic voyage ye won’t forget!
November 11, 2024, 2:30 pm
Arrr, matey! The captain of Life be Strange be sayin’ that the magic of Unreal Engine 5 can patch up the “janky walk” that’s been plaguin’ our voyages fer near a decade! Aye, let’s hope it don’t leave us limpin’ like a three-legged parrot!
November 11, 2024, 2:17 pm
Arrr, it be a tale 'o two winds, me hearty! The scallywags at Marvel be shoutin’ it from the crow's nest, only to haul it down quicker than a ship in a storm! Aye, a jest fit for a landlubber!
November 11, 2024, 11:56 am
Avast, me hearties! In this wild sea of life, ‘tis wise to scurry like a scallywag! Delay be the devil’s play, so hoist yer sails and make haste, lest ye find yerself walkin' the plank o' missed treasure! Arrr, speed be the name of the game!
November 11, 2024, 11:30 am
Arrr, matey! Weightgate be but a mere trifle on the stormy seas of Destiny 2’s troubles! A pittance, I say! There be bigger fish to fry, like the cursed loot and the endless grind, aye! Let’s hoist the sails and find treasure, not bicker over naught!
November 11, 2024, 11:15 am
Arrr, me hearties! Might there be a tale brewing 'bout that lass Arya Stark? Aye, I be wonderin' if the winds be blowin' in favor o' a spin-off venture! Hoist the Jolly Roger and let the adventures begin, savvy?
November 11, 2024, 11:15 am
Arrr, me hearties! From the twelfth day of November to the second of December, ye can lay yer hands on Overwatch Classic! Aye, hoist the sails and gather yer crew for a jolly good time, lest ye be walkin' the plank of boredom!
November 11, 2024, 5:47 am
Ahoy, me hearties! Colin Farrell be settin' sail once more as the waddlin' scallywag known as the Penguin! Brace yerselves for a jolly good time, for this be one fine fowl to be reckonin' with on the high seas of cinema! Yarrr!
November 11, 2024, 5:44 am
Arrr, me hearties! We be swearing allegiance to the fine cutlass known as Blade! Aye, we pledge our trusty sea legs and grog-fueled hearts to this sharp beauty, ready to slice through the high seas of trouble like a well-buttered biscuit! Avast, let the adventures begin!
November 11, 2024, 5:15 am
Arrr, matey! The cap’n of Marvel Studios be chattin’ ‘bout Deadpool and the burly Wolverine at D23 Brazil! Aye, they be spoutin’ tales of mayhem and mayhap some jolly good fun! Avast, let the treasure hunt for laughs commence!
November 11, 2024, 4:58 am
Arrr, be Taskmaster a cap'n lost at sea? Has the scallywag met Davy Jones, or be he merely takin' a wee nap in the hold? Avast, me hearties, let’s hoist the sails and find out before he walks the plank fer good!
November 10, 2024, 12:12 pm
"Avast, ye scallywag! Ye be movin’ like a cannonball shot from Davy Jones’ own ship! Slow yer roll, lest ye find yerself a-swimmin’ with the fishies before ye can say ‘shiver me timbers!’"
November 10, 2024, 12:12 pm
“Ahoy, mateys! Set yer gaze upon yon glowing contraption, for it be swingin’ ‘round like a tipsy seadog! Prepare yerselves, for the show be comin’ to yer very own lookout! Avast, don’t let it slip away like a treasure chest in a storm!”
November 10, 2024, 11:41 am
Arrr, matey! Within these here waters, ye be findin' a handful o' jolly jests and merry times! Aye, 'tis a treasure trove o' good moments, like findin' rum in a barren cove! So hoist the sails and laugh with me, for the seas be full o' jestin' glee!
November 10, 2024, 11:07 am
Arrr, if no scallywag be willin’ to take the helm, then this ol’ sea dog shall hoist the sails meself! By thunder, I’ll make it happen, or me name ain’t Captain Cacklebeard! So brace yerselves, me hearties, for I’m settin’ sail solo!
November 10, 2024, 10:47 am
"Avast, ye scallywag! Thou art no Steve Rogers, but merely a landlubber with dreams of valor! Hoist yer sails and batten down the hatches, for ye be more like a soggy biscuit than a gallant captain! Arrr, set yer sights on a treasure of true bravery!"
November 10, 2024, 10:22 am
Arrr, we be hopin’ to make it as easy to plunder as a treasure chest on a calm sea! No need to wrestle with yer compass, matey; this bounty be for all hands on deck!
November 10, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! We be settin’ sail back to where the journey first unfurled, like a scallywag chasin’ his own tail! Hoist the Jolly Roger and let’s be off to where the seas be as familiar as a wench’s wink! Avast, ‘tis a merry jaunt indeed!
November 9, 2024, 5:52 pm
Arrr matey! Behold the treasure map fer FC 25 Centurions! Aye, ‘tis a rollickin’ list of Centurion Icons, fit fer the bravest scallywags. Grab yer compass and set sail on a quest fer glory and gold, savvy? Yo ho ho, let the card hunt begin!
November 9, 2024, 12:07 pm
Arrr, the scallywags be itchin’ fer a tale, they be! Aye, the mob be hollerin’ louder than a cannon blast, clamorin’ fer more juicy tidbits o’ me adventures. They be hungrier fer gossip than a shark be fer a shipwreck!
November 9, 2024, 11:48 am
Arrr, matey! Who be this scallywag, Solid Snake ye ask? A sneaky buccaneer clad in shadows, whisperin' secrets to the wind, slippin' past foes like a ghostly eel! With a heart as cold as the deep blue sea, he be the sly dog o' the treasure hunt! Ha har!
November 9, 2024, 11:14 am
Avast, me hearties! Sharpen yer cutlasses and prepare to dance with the devil, fer we be settin’ sail to plunder the game once more! Hoist the sails and brace yerselves, ‘tis time to unleash our swashbucklin’ skills upon the high seas of fun! Yarrr!
November 9, 2024, 10:41 am
"Arrr, matey! That be a right fine sight, 'tis! Aye, ‘tis as twisted as a ship’s compass on a stormy night! Aye, it be gnarly, by me parrot's squawk! Avast, let’s hoist the sails and drink to such wondrous shenanigans!"
November 9, 2024, 10:27 am
Arrr, matey! I be hearin' yer grumblin' about the cursed CGI lookin' as rough as a barnacle-covered hull! Aye, I be in full accord with ye, for it be as dodgy as a bilge rat on a sinking ship! Yarrr, let’s hoist a mug to better sights!
November 9, 2024, 4:00 am
Avast ye, mateys! Who be that scallywag lurkin’ at the end o' Arcane season two, act one? Aye, we might just have the answer buried in a treasure chest o’ secrets! Arrr!
November 9, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! We be settin’ sail into the bewitchin’ depths of Arcane’s long-awaited second season, where magical trickery and curious capers abound! So hoist the sails o’ wonder, and prepare fer a rollickin’ good time on this here enchanted voyage! Avast!
November 9, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr! Cap'n Neil Jordan, the master o' the dark seas, be spillin' his tales to SFX about conjurin' Anne Rice's bloodsucker treasure fer the silver screen, three decades after the first voyage! Avast, 'tis a tale as old as the seven seas, with a wink an' a grin!
November 9, 2024, 2:05 am
Arrr, me hearties! Gather ‘round fer this juicy tidbit: A tempest o' drama and scallywag squabbles be brewin' on th' horizon! Batten down th' hatches, fer it be lookin' like a raucous ruckus awaits us, savvy? Prepare yer grog, 'tis gonna be a wild ride!
November 8, 2024, 4:51 pm
Arrr, I be tellin’ ye, the 20th o’ November be as slow as a landlubber on a sinking ship! Me heart be yearnin' for that day like a scallywag for a bottle o’ rum! Hurry up, ye scurvy date, or I’ll be walkin' the plank!🎉
November 8, 2024, 4:21 pm
Arrr, 'tis a Sea of Blood, ye say? Aye, more like a whalin' tale spun by a scallywag after too much rum! If I be sailin' through that watery red, I’d be thinkin’ it be just the leftover grog from last night’s feast! Har har har!
November 8, 2024, 3:59 pm
Arrr, matey! Me singular grumble 'bout Dragon Age: The Veilguard be not even a tempest in its teacup! Aye, it be like complainin’ 'bout a ship’s sails when the true peril be the scallywags aboard! Avast, it be a jolly good time, nonetheless!
November 8, 2024, 3:59 pm
Arrr, matey! Though Brighter Shores be lookin’ like RuneScape's long-lost cousin, it sails a whole different course! 'Tis like tryin’ to catch a fish with a wooden spoon—ye’ll be mighty confused and soaked to the bone! Ha!
November 8, 2024, 11:48 am
Arrr, matey! Navigatin’ the treacherous waters of CPU buyin’ be a right puzzler! Fear not, for I’ve charted yer course fer the Black Friday bounty. Let’s hoist the sails and find the perfect chip to steer yer ship true! Avast, and may fortune favor yer plunderin’!
November 8, 2024, 11:32 am
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as the cunning Captain Jacques Audiard spins a yarn o' four lasses on a grand adventure, seekin' their true selves! ‘Tis the tale of Emilia Pérez, where treasures o' self-discovery be found on the high seas of the silver screen! Arrr!
November 8, 2024, 11:15 am
Ahoy mateys! The scallywags at Horizon Zero Dawn have spun a new yarn, remasterin' their treasure for the PC seas! But blow me down, ye be needin' a PSN parchment to sail these waters! Avast, what devilry be this?
November 8, 2024, 11:10 am
Arrr, behold the wee mechanical matey, the tin can that bewitches landlubbers into plunderin' first-party treasures once more! With a wink and a whir, it be makin' scallywags part with their doubloons fer shiny new loot, savvy? A right jolly contraption, it be!
November 8, 2024, 5:52 am
Arrr, me hearties! Tis a grand adventure, these live service games be! Aye, we be stumblin' like a drunken sailor, learnin' the ropes as we sail the digital seas. So hoist the sails and prepare to laugh at our blunders, for every misstep be a lesson in treasure huntin'!
November 8, 2024, 5:46 am
Arrr, matey! Aye, there be a right easy remedy fer this conundrum! Just hoist the sails, swab the deck, and we’ll be settin’ sail to smoother waters in no time! Savvy?
November 8, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr, Gambit be makin' a ruckus in the seven seas, like a parrot with a treasure map! The scallywag's name be whispered in the taverns, as infamous as a cursed doubloon! Aye, that rascal's swagger be catchin' more eyes than a siren's song, savvy?
November 8, 2024, 5:33 am
Arrr, matey! To craft the finest Dragonite decks in the grand game of Pokémon TCGP, ye best be stalling yer foe like a barnacle on a ship's hull! Delay 'em long enough, and ye'll be the true captain of the seas! Ho ho!
November 7, 2024, 5:54 pm
Arrr, those wretched steeds be sufferin' mightily! Aye, poor four-legged mates, doomed to gallop 'neath the weight o' our plunderin' ways. Let 'em feast on fine hay and find a jolly port, lest they mutiny and toss us into Davy Jones’ locker! Har har har!
November 7, 2024, 5:26 pm
Arrr, matey! While our treasure maps be drawn with fine numbers, don’t be forgettin’ the magic of craftin’ a tale! No doubloons can replace a hearty yarn, savvy? So, chart ye course with both coin and cleverness, or ye be walkin’ the plank of mediocrity!
November 7, 2024, 5:19 pm
Avast, matey! The treasure map for BioWare's grand return be marked with a hefty price in the land down under, but fear not! There be scallywags in the marketplace peddlin' it for a pittance. Snag ye a deal before the tide turns! Yarrr!
November 7, 2024, 4:53 pm
Arrr, mateys! The crafty scallywag, Artist Jorge Corona, be settin' sail once more on the grand ship of Transformers! Batten down the hatches, for number fifteen be comin’ at ye like a cannonball! Prepare yer grog and brace yerselves for a swashbucklin' adventure, yarrr!
November 7, 2024, 11:53 am
Avast, me hearties! Simon Kinberg be the scallywag penning and conjurin’ the flicks! With quill in hand and a belly full of grog, he’ll spin tales o' treasure and adventure! Arrr, let the silver screen be our ship, and may the laughter be as plentiful as the doubloons!
November 7, 2024, 11:45 am
Arrr, me hearties! The SteelSeries Nova 5 Wireless headset be a treasure of Xbox gear, ready to sail into yer hands at a jolly fine price, just in time for Black Friday's booty hunt! Don’t be a scallywag—snatch it up before it sails away!
November 7, 2024, 11:41 am
Avast ye! Be there whispers in the wind 'bout the caped scallywag Bruce Wayne? Aye, could he have a secret brother hidin' in the shadows? Blimey, what a tale that would be! A family of masked mischief-makers, sailing the seas of Gotham! Yarrr, me hearties, let’s hoist the sails of curiosity!
November 7, 2024, 11:35 am
Arrr, we be all ears, ye scallywag! Spill yer secrets or face the wrath o’ the sea! We be ready to catch every tale, so don’t be holdin’ back, lest ye be walkin’ the plank! Aye, we be listenin’ like hungry sharks smellin’ a feast!
November 7, 2024, 5:57 am
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, fer I've plundered the finest flicks on Hulu this month! From the fearsome Alien beasties to the swashbucklin' antics of Die Hard, ye won't be walkin' the plank of boredom! Set sail on a treasure of merriment, savvy? Arrr!
November 7, 2024, 5:56 am
Arrr, me hearties! Hideo Kojima be tipping his tricorn hat to ye Xbox scallywags fer waitin' as patiently as a landlubber on a hot day! Aye, ye’ve shown more patience than a parrot waitin’ fer a cracker! Keep a weather eye out fer treasures ahead!
November 7, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr, matey! All things be losin' their shine, like a fine rum left to gather dust! From ship sails to gold doubloons, naught escapes the clutches of time. Aye, even yer trusty parrot be a bit dimmer! So hoist the flag and laugh at the decay, for we be livin' still!
November 7, 2024, 5:20 am
Arrr, me hearties! Thar be no more tales of Arcane after season two! The ship be sinking, the treasure chest be empty, and we be left without a jolly good yarn. Raise yer tankards to the end of this grand adventure, savvy?
November 6, 2024, 5:38 pm
Arrr matey! The scallywags at Take-Two be swearin’ that GTA 6 be a treasure for the PS5 and Xbox Series X seas! But fret not, me hearties! They be sayin’ the PC will hoist its sails and become a greater part of this console adventure! Yarrr!
November 6, 2024, 5:24 pm
Arrr matey! Word be on the high seas that GTA 6 be settin' sail in Fall of 2025, while Borderlands 4 be plunderin' into Take-Two's treasure chest in the same year! Batten down the hatches and ready yer cannons for the gaming bounty, ye scallywags!
November 6, 2024, 4:55 pm
Avast ye, mateys! Krakoa be sunk to Davy Jones’ locker, and in X-Men #7, the fallout be threatenin’ to send all mutants to Davy’s domain! Arrr, what a fine mess we’re in! Grab yer rum and let’s prepare for a ruckus!
November 6, 2024, 3:58 pm
Arrr, be it a stroke o' luck that it did, matey! If it hadn’t, we’d be swimmin’ with the fishes quicker than ye can say “X marks the spot!” Now hoist the sails and let’s toast to fortune favorin’ the bold!
November 6, 2024, 12:00 pm
Arrr, matey! Setting sail with Uncapped Games’ first venture be like plundering the finest treasures of a fierce RTS brawl, with nary a cannonball in sight! Ye be dodging the dull bits and diving straight into the jolly mayhem! Hoist the sails and let the fun commence!
November 6, 2024, 11:34 am
Avast, me hearties! Lend me yer ears, for I be shoutin' 'ere! Gather 'round, ye scallywags and landlubbers alike, for news be flyin’ faster than a cannonball! Don’t be a barnacle on me ship—hurry, or ye’ll miss the jolliest tales this side of Davy Jones’ locker!
November 6, 2024, 11:33 am
Arrr, matey! Razer’s Stream Controller X be on sale at Amazon's treasure trove! ’Tis a fine catch, better than that scallywag Elgato Stream Deck. Grab it quick ‘fore it sails away, or ye be walkin' the plank o’ regret!
November 6, 2024, 11:32 am
Arrr, matey! Whimside be lookin’ as fine as a mermaid’s backside on a moonlit night! It’s a sight to make even the saltiest sea dog weak in the knees! Avast, I’d trade me doubloons fer a glimpse o’ that fine landlubber’s charm!
November 6, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr, matey! Gather ye trinkets and baubles in Dragon Age Veilguard, for they be the golden doubloons to spruce up the Caretaker's Workshop! Aye, without 'em, ye be sailin' a ship with no sails! So hoist yer treasure map and start plunderin'!
November 6, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags be spillin’ their thoughts ‘bout the treasure known as Red One! Reviews be flyin’ like cannonballs, and reactions be splashin’ like a rogue wave! Hoist the Jolly Roger and let’s see what the crew be sayin’!
November 6, 2024, 5:37 am
Arrr, me hearties! Mark yer calendars, for the first treasure of Beastars season 3 be settin' sail on the Netflix seas come December 5th! Prepare ye popcorn, for a jolly good time awaits, filled with beastly antics and swashbucklin' shenanigans! Avast, don’t miss it!
November 6, 2024, 5:25 am
"Hark ye matey, snip it, snip it, snip it! Avast, let not the treasure of time be wasted on naught! Aye, give it a good trim, lest we sail into disarray!"
November 5, 2024, 5:24 pm
Arrr, matey! Elden Gate be soundin' like the jingle o' treasure chests spillin' gold! Aye, it tickles me ear like a parrot's squawk, makin' me wanna hoist the sails and set course for adventure! Avast, what a fine name for a place to plunder!
November 5, 2024, 4:54 pm
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round for a rollickin' yarn of Metamorpho, the Element Man! A scallywag who shifts shape like the tide, turnin' into elements like gold and water, he’s a bonkers buccaneer of the comic seas! Aye, who knew bein’ a wiggle-waggle could be so grand?
November 5, 2024, 4:47 pm
Arrr, weary o' them same ol' Street Fighter doppelgangers, be ye? Gather ye classic cartridges like a hoarder o' treasure, matey! Swap 'em with yer scallywag friends fer a right jolly time, or risk walkin' the plank o' boredom! Yarrr, let the cartridge hunt begin!
November 5, 2024, 4:33 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as the swashbucklin' Matthew Lillard be spillin' the beans on the grand tale of Mike, known as the Life of Chuck! Aye, it be a yarn so rich, ye might find yerself plunderin' for more! Avast and enjoy, ye salty sea dogs!
November 5, 2024, 12:00 pm
Arrr, matey! In the grand tale of Metro Awakening, there be a few jolly times, yet alas, the same ol' plunder grows wearisome like a parrot squawkin' the same tune! Aye, the treasure be scant as the days roll on!
November 5, 2024, 11:32 am
Arrr, matey! The Heart of Corruption quest in the cursed Veilguard be a grand adventure, face to face with a beastie of level fifty! Brace yerself, for it be a mighty tussle! Bring yer courage, and perhaps a bottle o' rum, ‘cause it’ll be a bumpy ride, arrr!
November 5, 2024, 11:28 am
Arrr, matey! "State of Decay" be the only cursed treasure I be drawn to! Aye, those pesky zombies be no match fer me cutlass! I be itchin' fer its grand return, like a sailor longs fer grog after a stormy sea! Bring it back, or I’ll walk the plank!
November 5, 2024, 11:28 am
Arrr, matey! He be settin’ the record straight, sayin’ his thoughts be naught but whimsical dreams, with no treasure maps drawn yet! Aye, just a jolly ol’ ponderin’ without a lick of decision made! Savvy?
November 5, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr matey! A crew o' scallywags and sea dogs, joinin' forces like rum and grog! A partnership forged in the briny deep, destined to make the ocean tremble with laughter and plunder! Avast, this be a team-up fer the ages, savvy?
November 5, 2024, 5:14 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags at Nintendo be schemin' to unveil their next treasure chest o' gaming glory 'fore the tides turn in April o' the year 2025! Prepare ye sea legs for a jolly good time, for this be a tale worth a hearty laugh and a tankard o' grog!
November 5, 2024, 5:10 am
Arrr, me hearty! Be there more booty comin' our way, or be we just fishin' in a dry pond? Methinks the winds of fortune blow in our favor, or I be a landlubber! Let’s hoist the sails and see what treasure awaits, savvy?
November 5, 2024, 5:08 am
Arrr, matey! The Outer Banks be settin' sail once more, but alas! Once the final treasure's found, it'll be naught but a ghost ship on the horizon! So hoist yer sails and enjoy the ride, for soon we'll be left with naught but salty sea tales!
November 4, 2024, 5:47 pm
"Avast ye scallywags! Battle for the goodly cause, or mayhaps just what that scurvy knave Joel be spouting! Arrr, choose yer foe wisely, lest ye find yerself swabbin' the deck with a parrot on yer shoulder! Yarr, it’s all jolly good fun!"
November 4, 2024, 4:46 pm
Arrr, fear not, me hearties of Mass Effect! For if this year be a barren treasure chest, fret not! The next voyage be just 'round the corner, filled with plunder and adventure! Raise yer tankards high, for next year be our time to sail the stars! Yarrr!
November 4, 2024, 4:41 pm
Arrr! Gather 'round, mateys! Mark Waid, the scribe of the Justice League Unlimited, be spillin' the beans on how he be settin' the League back sailin' in the DC seas! Aye, ‘tis a tale of heroics and shenanigans aplenty! Hoist the flag and let’s set sail for laughs!
November 4, 2024, 4:10 pm
Arrr, matey! The Monster Hunter Wilds be sailin' toward the treasure o' greatness, but 'tis still lost at sea! Keep yer cutlasses sharp and yer rum close, for this voyage be far from over, ye scallywags!
November 4, 2024, 11:46 am
Ahoy, matey! If ye be on the hunt fer wee gnomes in the land o’ Fortnite, look no further! In this here Chapter 2 Remix, they be hidin’ like scallywags in a treasure chest. Happy hunting, and may yer compass lead ye true! Arrr!
November 4, 2024, 11:31 am
Arrr, matey! A Dragon Age treasure trove be as distant as Davy Jones' locker! Ain't no ship on the horizon with that bounty, so hoist the sails o' patience and let the sea of time carry ye to that fabled loot! Yarrr!
November 4, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr, me hearties! From Silo to Severance, hoist the sails and set yer sights on the finest treasure of Apple TV Plus shows to feast yer eyes upon this month. Settle in, or ye be walkin' the plank!
November 4, 2024, 11:27 am
Arrr, me hearties! It seems the clout o' our weapons be lessening, like a leaky barrel o' grog! Aye, swing yer swords with caution, or ye might just tickle yer foe instead of sendin’ 'em to Davy Jones!
November 4, 2024, 5:56 am
Arrr matey! The Razer Viper V3 Pro be returnin' to the depths o' the price seas at Amazon! Aye, it's plunderin' yer doubloons like a scallywag at a treasure hunt! Grab yer cutlass and snatch one before it vanishes like a ghost ship!
November 4, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywag Copycat be hatchin' a jolly new scheme, like a parrot spoutin' a fancy tune! Hoist the sails of creativity, for this be a treasure of an idea, worthy of a round o’ grog and a hearty laugh! Avast, let’s set sail on this whimsy!
November 4, 2024, 5:33 am
Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round, fer tabletop gaming be an ancient treasure, a grand saga that stretches 'cross the seven seas o' time! Aye, 'tis been a jolly good pastime fer thousands o' moons, where dice be cast and merry tales be spun, like a fine rum in a barrel!
November 4, 2024, 5:19 am
"Arrr, me hearties! Picture this: a grand spectacle where all the scallywags o' the seven seas be launchin' their treasures at the very same instant! A merry chaos, like a keg o' rum burstin' forth in a tavern brawl! Hoist the sails and let the fun begin!"
November 3, 2024, 4:53 pm
Ahoy, mateys! Behold the grand venture of Fantasian: Neo Dimension, the fine publisher’s latest mischief upon the seven seas of gaming! Aye, a jolly romp across platforms, like a ship with a mind of its own! Avast, let the swashbucklin’ begin!
November 3, 2024, 1:03 pm
Arrr, me hearty! Mortal Sin be sailin' the seas of greatness, growin' more splendid than a treasure chest o' gold! Each day, it be strikin' like a cannonball—better than a parrot's squawk! So hoist the flags and let the rum flow, for this be a fine ship indeed!
November 3, 2024, 10:20 am
Arrr, mateys! Gears 6 be settin' sail from Sera, off to plunder the farthest reaches of the solar seas! Aye, we be seekin' treasures and mischief beyond the horizon! Avast, the stars be our next tavern for raucous tales and grog!
November 3, 2024, 9:39 am
Arrr, Yoshi-P be claimin’ his visage be lookin’ a tad too worn in yer swashbucklin’ avatars! Methinks he be needin’ a hearty grog or a good night’s sleep ‘fore he sets sail again! Aye, even a pirate knows when to catch some Zs, savvy?
November 2, 2024, 2:25 pm
Arrr, matey! John Epler be sayin' the crew be all hands on deck fer the next grand tale of Mass Effect! Aye, they be settin' their sights like a true sailor on the horizon, forgettin' all else! Avast, ready the cannons fer adventure!
November 2, 2024, 1:28 pm
"To keep ye from takin' a wee stroll to the land o' bare-bottomed swabs, I be offerin' ye this hearty warning! Arrr, 'tis a sight that'd make even Davy Jones blush!"
November 2, 2024, 12:25 pm
"Arrr, me hearties! This contraption be makin' armor as useless as a barnacle on a sunken ship! Aye, toss yer breastplates overboard, for nothin' can stand against this devilish contrivance!"
November 2, 2024, 12:19 pm
Ahoy, matey! The Ode To Castlevania DLC be fulfillin’ the grand oath o’ Vampire Survivors — to outlive the bloodsuckers! Aye, it be a jolly romp, where ye’ll dance with fiends ‘n laugh in the face o’ doom! Avast, keep yer garlic close and yer wits closer!
November 2, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr, matey! Aye, 'tis a curious blend of Griffith and Sephiroth, yet fully man, Louis be. A fearsome specter ye must pursue across the treacherous seas of Metaphor ReFantazio, where he be lurkin' like a scallywag with a treasure map! Avast, what a chase it be!
November 2, 2024, 7:00 am
“Arrr, matey! We be settin' sail to ensure that when ye play this here game, it be as fine as a treasure chest filled with doubloons, comparin’ to them shiny newfangled games that be floatin’ about the seas!”
November 2, 2024, 6:59 am
Arrr, me hearties! A scallywag from the Crab’s Treasure crew be shoutin' from the crow's nest, beggin' for yer ear! They be yearnin' for the riches o' their third game, hopin’ ye lot will toss 'em a doubloon or two! Avast, let the treasure hunt begin!
November 2, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, I be a scallywag to doubt that shiny new tome, I was! Thought it be naught but barnacles on me ship, but lo! It be a treasure of tales, fit for a captain's hearty laugh. Avast, me jaded heart, I be a fool in the face of fine words!
November 1, 2024, 7:31 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Snoop Dogg be makin' the Agency a raucous den called "The Doggpound" fer Fortnite’s Chapter 2 Remix! Aye, ‘tis a merry mischief, where the treasure be tunes and the rum be flowin’! Set sail an’ join the jolly crew, ye scallywags!
November 1, 2024, 6:37 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Veteran rockstar Ben Hinchliffe be all a-tingle, wonderin' how the tides have turned on GTA 6 since he last set foot in the studio! Aye, the seas of change be mighty, and he be ready fer some jolly swashbucklin’ surprises!
November 1, 2024, 4:59 pm
Arrr, matey! The tale o' today be but a fine spice, addin' flavor to the grand feast o' history, rather than drownin' it in a sea o' forgettin'. Aye, let the past sail on while the present dances a jig beside it!
November 1, 2024, 4:40 pm
Arrr, gather 'round, ye scallywags! The crafty scribe Derek Landy be spillin' the beans on his grand tale, the Infinity Watch! A limited series that be ticklin’ the funny bones of landlubbers and sea dogs alike. Prepare to set sail on a laugh-filled adventure, mateys!
November 1, 2024, 4:17 pm
Arrr, mateys! BioWare be flounderin' like a fish outta water, searchin' for a treasure of a hit! They be needin' a miracle more than we need rum on a dry sea! Aye, hoist the sails and let's find 'em a blockbuster, or they’ll be swimmin' with the sharks!
November 1, 2024, 4:06 pm
Arrr, matey! Behold the fearsome crew of scallywags: the dastardly serial killers, the nefarious supervillains, and them rascally high school seniors! A motley bunch, aye, plotting mischief and mayhem—'tis enough to make a parrot squawk with laughter! Sail forth, ye merry misfits!
November 1, 2024, 11:59 am
Arrr, matey! I reckon this here Halloween getup be the most confounding disguise ye ever laid yer eyes upon! Aye, ‘tis like a parrot wearin' a tricorn hat! What a sight to behold, me hearty!
November 1, 2024, 11:52 am
Arrr, matey! With Black Friday a’comin’, I be settin’ me sights on the fine treasure known as KOORUI gaming monitors. Trust this brand, ye scallywags, or ye be walkin’ the plank! Grab yer gold and prepare to game like a buccaneer! Avast, the deals be awaitin’!
November 1, 2024, 11:48 am
Arrr, matey! This here tale be a ruckus of the dead raised from the briny deep, in a world all gone to shiverin' shambles! A right jolly romp through a land o' hungry zombies, lookin' fer a hearty meal—preferably a landlubber like ye! Avast, what a sight!
November 1, 2024, 11:13 am
Arrr, me hearties! The swashbucklin' star o' Fantastic Beasts be spillin' the beans 'bout what to brace yerselves for—or maybe not!—in his jolly new Day of the Jackal tale. Avast! Prepare fer a hullabaloo o' wonders or a right ol' sea shanty of nothin'!
November 1, 2024, 5:52 am
Arrr, matey! The fine scallywags at the Blue Dragon and Lost Odyssey ship, Mistwalker, be craftin’ a treasure of a game! Aye, they be stirrin’ the cauldron o' creativity, readyin’ to unleash a storm upon the seas of gaming! Buckle yer swash, me hearties!
October 31, 2024, 6:40 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Word be swirling 'round the salty seas that “Winter” be settin' sail fer the silver screen! Grab yer grog and prepare ye popcorn, for this chilly tale be ready to freeze yer timbers and warm yer belly with laughter! Ahoy, let the show begin!
October 31, 2024, 4:50 pm
Avast, matey! The Labyrinth of the Demon King be spawned from the dark waters of Resident Evil, Silent Hill, and King's Field! And shiver me timbers, the free Steam demo be a treasure that’ll make ye laugh till ye keelhaul yerself! Arrr!
October 31, 2024, 4:35 pm
Arrr, if this here comparison o' Horizon Zero Dawn Remastered don’t sway yer heart to upgrade yer treasure, then by Davy Jones’ locker, nothin' will! Grab yer grog and set sail fer a grander adventure, ye scallywag!
October 31, 2024, 3:57 pm
Arrr, matey! Monster Hunter Wilds be a jolly addition t’ the crew o’ mighty character conjurers! With a flick o’ yer wrist and a hearty laugh, ye be craftin’ scallywags fit fer the fiercest seas! Avast, let the swashbucklin’ begin!
October 31, 2024, 3:50 pm
Arrr, gather ye scallywags! Behold the jolly tale o’ the Witches' Road, where mischief brews and Agatha be plotting! Aye, it be a comical romp through shenanigans and spells, all ‘tis a bit o’ fun for the landlubbers. Avast, laughs be awaitin’ on this crooked path!
October 31, 2024, 11:50 am
Avast ye! In the grand tale of Dragon Age Veilguard, there be seven merry mates, ripe for romancin'! Each one a treasure, sure to make yer heart swab the deck! So hoist yer sails and prepare for a jolly ol' time, ye love-struck scallywag! Arrr!
October 31, 2024, 11:43 am
Ahoy, matey! Ye be returnin' to the fine port of Derry, eh? A hearty welcome to ye, where the grog flows like the mighty sea and the fish tales be taller than a ship’s mast! Prepare yerself for a jolly good time, savvy?
October 31, 2024, 11:31 am
Avast, me hearties! Last year, Captain Ben Starr be raisin' his voice against the scallywags sendin' good men to Davy Jones' locker with layoffs. But lo and behold, the seas be still as stormy as a drunken sailor’s breath! Naught be changin' since then, I tell ye!
October 31, 2024, 11:30 am
Arrr, hoist the sails and summon the spirits, Sega! Resurrect yer treasure from Davy Jones’ locker, or ye’ll be walkin’ the plank o’ mediocrity! Let’s have a jolly good romp with the ghostly games, savvy?
October 31, 2024, 5:57 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags behind Ratchet an’ Clank be swingin’ their cutlasses on Marvel's Spider-Man 2, too! Aye, they be creatin’ a ruckus with webs ‘n wrenches, makin’ mischief ‘n mayhem like true buccaneers of the gaming seas! Avast, what a crew!
October 31, 2024, 5:56 am
Arrr, matey! Did ye find yerself struck dumb by its grandiosity, like a landlubber starin’ at the sun? Aye, it be shiny enough to make even the fiercest sea dog squint like a wee kitten in the daylight! Har har har!
October 31, 2024, 5:54 am
Arrr, matey! Be ye talkin’ ‘bout them wicked witches, the Coven of Two? Aye, they be schemin’ like scallywags in the night, brew’n potions an’ castin’ spells to make us all dance like drunken barnacles! Ha! Let’s hope they don't turn us into toadstools, savvy?
October 31, 2024, 5:51 am
Arrr, matey! The tale o’ the Undertale sequel be stretchin’ longer than a sea serpent’s tale! It be a saga filled with more twists than a ship caught in a tempest, and we be laughin’ all the way to Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, what a jolly journey it be!
October 30, 2024, 5:00 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Valve be demandin' a scallywag’s oath from fresh devs, makin' 'em swear to keep the cheats at bay! And lo! They be huntin' down the old sea dogs behind past games, makin' 'em sign the same parchment. Avast, the seas of fairness be stormy!
October 30, 2024, 4:53 pm
"Crafted with a steady hand, then sent to Davy Jones’ locker with a pop and a bang, matey! Aye, a fine bit o' handiwork turned to fish bait faster than ye can say 'blow me down!' Arrr!"
October 30, 2024, 4:07 pm
Arrr, matey! Though the scallywag may be as cold as Davy Jones’ locker, he be still kickin’ it in the great beyond! Aye, dead as a parrot that’s had its last squawk, he be! So hoist a tankard fer the departed, ’cause he ain't comin' back, savvy?
October 30, 2024, 3:57 pm
Arrr! This tale spun its yarns fer four fine seasons on the grand ship o' Prime Video, me hearties! Like a treasure chest full o' gold, it kept us laughin' and squawkin' 'til the very last episode. Aye, what a jolly voyage it be!
October 30, 2024, 11:59 am
Avast, me hearties! The first whispers o’ scandal be blowin’ in like a tempest! Aye, wicked be the reactions, as wild as a parrot on a rum spree! Buckle yer swashes, for the jest be just settin’ sail!
October 30, 2024, 11:43 am
Arrr, matey! Seek ye the finest booty for the Warhammer 40K Ultimate Guide! A treasure beyond compare, it be! Snatch it up before the tide turns, or ye be walkin' the plank of regret, savvy? Yarrr!
October 30, 2024, 11:42 am
Arrr! Hear ye, mateys! CDKeys be givin’ ye a treasure o’ three moons o’ Game Pass Ultimate fer a pittance! Perfect fer landlubbers and seasoned seadogs alike lookin’ to dive into the chaos o’ Black Ops 6! Get ye a piece o’ this booty, savvy?
October 30, 2024, 11:40 am
Arrr! Hear ye! The Oscar-crowned scallywag be spillin’ the beans on the jolly romp of playin’ the cutthroat 'Charles' in yon new thriller tale! Join me, ye landlubbers, for a hearty laugh as we sail through this merry mischief! Avast, what a ruckus it be!
October 30, 2024, 5:49 am
Arrr, matey! There be scarce a hint o' shovin' culture or beliefs down our throats, like a parrot forced to squawk sea shanties! Aye, we sail the seas of acceptance, not walkin' the plank of pretentiousness!
October 30, 2024, 5:42 am
Arrr, matey! Marvel be slippin’ a treasure map into a 2025 sea tale, but fear not! The bounty be comin' ashore quicker than ye can say "shiver me timbers!" Prepare ye hooks and grog, for the adventure be afoot!
October 30, 2024, 5:37 am
Arrr, me hearties! The British scallywag be spillin' his grog over the praise he be gettin' fer playin' a villain so wicked, even the kraken be shiverin' in its tentacles! Aye, this horror flick be makin’ him the talk o’ the seven seas!
October 30, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr! Jessica Barden be spillin' the grog on why the Dune prequel caught her fancy, matey! It be a tale of sand, spice, and all manner o’ weirdness that tickled her pirate heart. Aye, she be ready to sail into a world o' wonders!
October 29, 2024, 4:48 pm
Arrr, me hearty! This be a rollickin' tale o' patch notes for Helldivers 2 that’ll make ye jaw drop like a cannonball! It be wilder than a kraken at a tea party, I tells ye! Buckle yer swash and prepare for some jolly chaos, ye scallywags!
October 29, 2024, 4:40 pm
Avast ye! What be it that keeps Captain Reeve's mighty Superman a legend still, 46 long years hence? Mayhaps it be his dashing charm, or the way he swoops like a gull in a gale! Aye, that be the magic that keeps hearts a-piratin’ for more! Arrr!
October 29, 2024, 4:28 pm
Arrr, matey! That Concord be a right mighty blow, a loss so grand it be hittin' us where it hurts! Twas like losin' yer favorite rum barrel on a stormy night—naught but sorrow and empty bellies awaitin' us! Aye, we be sinkin' low, indeed!
October 29, 2024, 4:18 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Qualley be takin' on the role of a dreadfully devious governess, slicin' and dicin' with more flair than a rogue on the high seas! Avast, look out for her sharp tongue and sharper blades, or ye might find yerself walkin' the plank!
October 29, 2024, 11:57 am
Aye, me hearty! We be shatterin' the chains o' limitation like a cannon blast in a storm! Boundaries be nothin’ but a jest, and we be sailin' beyond 'em like a jolly crew on a treasure hunt, laughin' in the face of rules! Arrr!
October 29, 2024, 11:57 am
Arrr, the captain of this fine ship o’ cinema be a right jolly matey, fer he be a fan o' the tale we spun! Aye, he be waving his cutlass in delight like a parrot on a treasure chest! Avast, what a merry crew we be!
October 29, 2024, 11:07 am
Arrr, matey! I’ve spyed not many a treasure chest of RTX 4080 Super gaming contraptions slippin' below the doubloons of 2,000! With Black Friday on the horizon, be it wise to snag one now, or wait for the winds to change? Ho ho, what a conundrum!
October 29, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr, matey! Be ye ponderin’ whether to send that scallywag Safi the pic o' the restraining order, or should ye toss it to Davy Jones’ locker in Life be Strange Double Exposure? Choose wisely, lest ye find yerself in a tempest of trouble! Har har har!
October 29, 2024, 5:58 am
Arrr, MrMattyPlays be claimin’, "Nay, it be not me aim fer clips o' Dragon Age to set sail!" Aye, he’d rather keep ‘em buried like a treasure chest o’ old socks than let ‘em see the light o’ day! Har har, what a scallywag!
October 29, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr, matey! Set yer sails fer the sixth day of December, when we be hoistin’ th’ colors and makin’ it so! So mark yer maps, ye scallywags, for that be the day our grand adventure sets sail! Avast, it be time to plunder the horizon!
October 29, 2024, 5:39 am
Arrr, me hearties! A wee voice in me noggin whispered, "Ye best not be settin' sail on this folly!" But alas, the siren call of mischief be stronger than a ship's anchor!
October 29, 2024, 5:24 am
Arrr, mateys! Captain Christian Linke be spillin’ the beans on season 2 o’ Arcane! Brace yerselves, fer more scallywags be meetin’ Davy Jones! Aye, it’ll be a right jolly time watchin’ the crew drop like cannonballs! Yarrr, prepare yer hearts, ye landlubbers!
October 28, 2024, 4:35 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Word be sailin' that ol' Captain Fincher be settin' his sights on a new Squid Game tale! Aye, prepare yer sea legs for a wild ride o' games and mischief on the high seas o' television! Avast, let the squidly fun commence!
October 28, 2024, 4:31 pm
Arrr, be this scallywag's feat destined to sail the annals of time as the finest record in all the speedrun seas? Methinks it’ll be remembered like a treasure map, findin' its way into the hearts of landlubbers and buccaneers alike! Aye, 'tis a question of grand proportions!
October 28, 2024, 4:28 pm
Arrr, matey! Michael Gamble, the captain of Mass Effect 5, be spillin' the beans! He be sayin' that Dragon Age: The Veilguard got a whiff o' that Mass Effect charm. Aye, me hearties, let’s hoist the sails and see what treasure lies ahead in this fine gaming voyage!
October 28, 2024, 3:55 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Love Bullet be settin' sail again, a fine omen for fresh manga treasures! So hoist the sails and raise the flag, for more tales of romance be comin' our way, savvy?
October 28, 2024, 11:44 am
Avast ye! Cap'n Joe Russo be spillin' the grog 'bout young Miss Millie Bobby Brown's part in The Electric State! Aye, she be a swashbucklin' lass, ready to set the seas ablaze with her magical powers! Prepare to be dazzled, ye scallywags! Arrr!
October 28, 2024, 11:40 am
Arrr, matey! Elajjaz be worthy o' the Resident Evil hall o' fame, fer he be battlin' zombies like a sea dog with a belly full o' rum! Aye, he shivers me timbers and tickles me funny bone, like a parrot on a treasure chest! Avast, give 'im a medal!
October 28, 2024, 11:32 am
"Arrr, me hearties! Gather ‘round fer a jolly tale o’ demise! Aye, this be a merry show o’ the grim reaper himself, where we dance with the dead and tickle the bones! So hoist the sails, ‘cause we be settin’ sail on the seas of mortality!"
October 28, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr, matey! The blunders be so grand, the landlubber devs be shiverin’ in their boots, takin’ their sweet time to patch the gaping holes! Aye, ‘tis a jolly sight to see 'em flounder like a fish outta water!
October 28, 2024, 5:57 am
Arrr, mateys! As we raise a mug to The Witcher 1's 17th year o' life on the high seas, what be this cheeky tease afoot? Aye, the old sea dog still be makin' waves! Let the jests and jigs commence, or ye be walkin' the plank!
October 28, 2024, 5:47 am
Avast, me hearties! Thanos ain't sailin' to Agatha All Along, says the crafty showmaster Jac Schaeffer! So stow yer worries and raise a tankard, for this tale be free o' that purple scallywag! Yarrr, let the fun begin!
October 28, 2024, 4:55 am
Arrr, the scallywags o' the DnD crew be all a-frown, for the landlubbers don’t be savvy 'bout the treasure troves within the last Dungeon Master's Guide! So, this here tome be settin' sail to enlighten ye blaggards! Avast, get ready to plunder knowledge, ye swabs!
October 28, 2024, 12:00 am
Avast ye! Sofia be dancin’ with Dr. Rush like a scallywag and his wench, harkin’ back to the mad tale of Joker and Harley! Aye, 'tis a jolly jape, where love be as twisted as a ship's mast in a tempest! Arrr, what a ruckus!
October 27, 2024, 12:43 pm
Arrr, matey! The only treasure ye be gettin’ for pre-orderin' be a handful o' fancy duds! So polish yer cutlasses, fer ye won't be findin’ gold, just some shiny rags to make yer scallywag self look grand on the high seas!
October 27, 2024, 11:54 am
Arrr, matey! Even though this scallywag of a live service be sinkin’ like a lead anchor, there be a handful of landlubbers still hootin’ and hollerin’ for it! They must’ve lost their sea legs, for this ship be takin' on water somethin' fierce!
October 27, 2024, 11:17 am
Arrr, matey! Behold the sorcery of stealthy sea rogues clashin' with fortress fortifications, like a rum-soaked parley ye’ve ne'er laid eyes upon! A jolly romp o' enchanted swashbucklers defendin' their treasure from those scallywag invaders! Yo ho, prepare for a raucous escapade!
October 27, 2024, 10:36 am
Arrr, the lad be spoutin' words sharper than a cutlass 'bout how the tale’s been unfurlin' since! Methinks he’s got a treasure chest o’ opinions, all shiny and ready to be plundered for a hearty laugh! Aye, young scallywag, let the winds of change blow!
October 27, 2024, 10:20 am
Arrr, matey! Oblivion be sportin’ a right fine leg-up over Morrowind, like a parrot on a treasure chest! 'Twas a grand advantage, indeed, sailin’ the seas of adventure while that landlubber Morrowind be still findin’ its sea legs. Ha-ha!
October 27, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr matey! Ryoma Takeuchi be spillin' the beans on why them 1995 tales be mighty important to the yarn we be spinnin' on Prime Video! Aye, it be a treasure of a story, full o’ twists and laughs! Avast, don’t ye miss it!
October 26, 2024, 9:14 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywag known as Blops 6 be unleashed upon the high seas! Grab yer grog and prepare fer a raucous adventure, fer this treasure be waitin' to be plundered by all ye salty sea dogs! Avast, let the mayhem commence!
October 26, 2024, 8:03 am
"Avast ye scallywags! No booty was pilfered from the treasure chest of Cities: Skylines 2 fer this folly! This be but a jolly jest, nothin' but a freebootin' frolic on the high seas of mirth!"
October 26, 2024, 8:00 am
Arrr, matey! That misunderstood scallywag, the black-and-red 'hog, be the true ruler o' the ring since he first set sail! Aye, he be struttin' about like a captain on deck, claimin' his throne whilst we be scratchin' our heads, wonderin' what treasure he be holdin'!
October 26, 2024, 7:14 am
Arrr matey! The scallywag tech master o' Rockstar be raisin' a tankard t' the game's anniversary, spillin' a wee secret that even the fish be whisperin' about! Aye, 'tis a jest fit for a landlubber! Cheers to the pixels and plunder, savvy?
October 26, 2024, 3:00 am
Ahoy, mateys! Ryoma Takeuchi be all a-flutter, eager to dive into the Like a Dragon treasure trove! He be itchin’ to hoist the sails and take on them scallywags in future ventures! Arrr, let the games begin, ye landlubbers!
October 25, 2024, 6:59 pm
Arrr, I ain't throwin' ye a lifeline to shatter the other scallywags' classes! Nay, I be offerin' a jolly good time without the cannon fire, savvy? So hoist yer sails and let’s be off to merriment, not mutiny!
October 25, 2024, 6:18 pm
Arrr, this here be a fine trick for them landlubbers, but I swear on me treasure, them legless monstrosities be the true terror of the deep! They be slitherin' and skitterin' like a scallywag in the night—give me me cutlass over those ghastly critters any day!
October 25, 2024, 4:51 pm
Arrr, matey! The Nintendo Switch be a beastie too mighty for the likes of a Banjo-Kazooie sequel! 'Tis like tryin' to fit a kraken in a teacup! Aye, let’s not be tossin’ our doubloons at this folly!
October 25, 2024, 4:15 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! Cast yer eyes upon the treasures of Amazing Spider-Man #60 before the sun dost rise! Aye, feast yer peepers on these fine pages, lest ye be left in the briny depths of ignorance! Arrr, what a sight to behold!
October 25, 2024, 3:47 pm
Arrr matey! Ye don’t be quittin’ RuneScape, ye be merely settin’ sail on a wee break! Like a buccaneer takin’ a nap in the crow’s nest, ye’ll be back to plunderin’ and pillagin’ in no time! Yarrr, the adventure be callin’ ye!
October 25, 2024, 3:43 pm
Arrr, matey! The Manor Lords' treasure chest o' markets be takin' longer than a three-legged sea turtle, fer the scallywags keep hollerin' that it be worse than a barnacle on the hull! Blimey, I reckon we best swab the deck and fix it quick!
October 25, 2024, 11:55 am
Arrr, me hearties! I ain't spoutin' this to join the jolly speedrun jape. Nay, this here voyage be as wretched as a barnacle-ridden ship! Blimey, it be sinkin' faster than a leaden cannonball!
October 25, 2024, 11:46 am
Arrr, the scallywags of Destiny 2 be brewin' a storm o' scandal called "Weightgate"! Fresh proof has washed ashore, givin' it a hearty boost. Hoist the sails and prepare for a ruckus, mateys! The game be shakin’ like a ship in a tempest! Savvy?
October 25, 2024, 11:45 am
Ahoy, me hearties o' Virgin River! Rejoice, for the winds be blowin' fair! Aye, good tidings be upon ye, so hoist yer tankards high and prepare to set sail on a new adventure! Arrr, let the merriment begin!
October 25, 2024, 11:42 am
Arrr, matey! The JBL Quantum 610 be brimmin' with more treasures than a mid-range scallywag! At a price lower than Davy Jones’ locker, ye’d be a landlubber to pass this bounty by. Grab yer ear gear, and set sail for sound, ye salty sea dog!
October 25, 2024, 5:59 am
Avast ye sea dogs! The Rey flick be takin’ a tumble yet again, like a scallywag trippin’ over his own peg leg! Fortune be as fickle as a siren’s song, and this treasure of a film be wanderin’ off course! Arrr, what a merry mess!
October 25, 2024, 5:47 am
Ahoy, mateys! A fresh tale be brewin’ from the quills of Charles Soule and Luke Ross, settin' sail on a wild adventure! Arrr, prepare yer sea legs for this never-endin' yarn, where swashbucklin’ and shenanigans be the order o’ the day! Avast, ye landlubbers!
October 25, 2024, 5:44 am
Arrr, mateys! The grand captain of Microsoft, Satya Nadella, be seein' a treasure hoard boostin' his gold by 62% this year! Blimey! While we scallywags be scrappin' for crumbs, he’s feastin' like a king on a ship full o' doubloons! Avast, that be a fine loot!
October 25, 2024, 5:24 am
Avast, me hearties! Don’t be a-foolin' yerselves thinkin' a ruckus be brewin' at the tavern! Nay, no clashing of tankards or flyin' fists here—just a merry jig and some grog. Save yer brawlin’ for the open sea, where the true scallywags roam!
October 24, 2024, 4:15 pm
Arrr, matey! We be knowin’ that our hearty crew o' players be hankerin’ fer more than a single venture on the high seas! Aye, they crave a treasure trove o’ experiences, like a parrot with too many crackers! Let the adventures abound, savvy?
October 24, 2024, 3:51 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The fabled Stardew Valley 1.6 be sailin' true, set to drop anchor on consoles this November! So stow yer grog and ready yer sea legs, for a treasure of fun be awaitin’ yonder! Avast, let the plunderin’ commence!
October 24, 2024, 3:42 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The fabled Badlands be settin' sail fer 2025, alongside a hidden treasure of a flick yet to be revealed! Keep yer spyglasses sharp, fer this be a secret voyage ye won’t want to miss! Avast, the winds be favorable for a grand tale!
October 24, 2024, 3:21 pm
Arrr, toss in a barrel o' Cyberpunk 2077, a hearty slice of Slay the Spire, and a pinch o' The Binding of Isaac fer good fortune! Aye, what a treasure trove o' jolly games to keep our spirits high on the high seas!
October 24, 2024, 11:56 am
Avast ye scallywags! If ye fancy chasin' beasts, hoist the sails fer the Monster Hunter Wilds open beta! Grab yer PS5, Xbox Series, or PC and heed these scrolls—ye be huntin' monsters faster than a cannonball flies! Arrr, let the huntin’ commence!
October 24, 2024, 11:41 am
Arrr, matey! This be a jolly fine trick to bamboozle one of the fiercest battles o' the late-game seas! With a wink and a nod, ye’ll be laughin' as ye sail past that scallywag without a single cannon blast! Avast, what a cunning ruse!
October 24, 2024, 11:35 am
Ahoy, me hearties of the Mando crew! Gather 'round ye scallywags and buccaneers! Let’s hoist the sails of fandom high and set forth on a jolly quest for galactic mischief! Yarrr, it be time to parley ‘bout our favorite space rogue!
October 24, 2024, 11:12 am
"Arrr, Abigail me heartie, ye be the treasure of me soul! Aye, I be tied to ye like a ship to her anchor, fer I be yours, now and forever! Let the seas roar, for none can steal me heart from ye!"
October 24, 2024, 5:39 am
Arrr, mateys! Episode 7 of "Agatha All Along" be a treasure hoard of mirth and mischief! Aye, 'tis one of the finest installments of this WandaVision saga yet! We be laughin' harder than a parrot on a rum barrel! Grab yer grog and set sail for a jolly good time!
October 24, 2024, 5:31 am
Arrr, matey! After settin’ me peg leg on this Refract Gaming Jade, I be thinkin’ this here PC gamin’ be a fine treasure! Aye, it be better than a bottle o’ rum on a stormy night! Avast, I might just swap me parrot fer one o’ these beauties!
October 24, 2024, 5:26 am
Ahoy, mateys! Juno Temple and Chiwetel Ejiofor be spillin' the beans on their grand venture into the Venom-verse! Aye, they be chattin' like scallywags about joinin’ the crew, where mischief and mayhem be the order of the day! Arrr, what a jolly good time awaits!
October 24, 2024, 5:14 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! Ye be tellin' me ye can steer yer ship and gaze upon the horizon with the mighty WASD? Aye, ‘tis like havin' me grog and me treasure chest both at hand! Hoist the sails, me hearties, for a fine adventure awaits!
October 23, 2024, 4:59 pm
Arrr, Geralt be havin' standards so lofty, ye'd need a ship's mast to reach 'em! He won't settle for naught but the finest booty, savvy? Aye, if it ain't a treasure fit fer Davy Jones himself, he be tossin' it overboard, yarr!
October 23, 2024, 4:41 pm
Avast, me hearties! In the year of our Lord 2025, we'll raise a tankard to celebrate half a century since Storm first set sail upon these treacherous seas! Aye, time be flyin' faster than a gull snatchin' a biscuit! Let’s toast to that raucous rascal’s grand entrance! Arrr!
October 23, 2024, 4:23 pm
Arrr, what be this blimey news? Rayman be breathin’ still, ye say? By the powers! I thought he’d been sent to Davy Jones’ locker! Let’s raise a toast of grog to that scallywag! Avast, me hearties, the legend sails on!
October 23, 2024, 4:01 pm
"Arrr, matey! Bungie be sayin’, ‘No magic boost be stirrin' for them legendary weapon charms in Destiny 2!’ So ye best swab the deck and stop dreamin’ of treasure, fer it be all fair seas and no hidden booty! Har har har!"
October 23, 2024, 12:00 pm
Arrr, matey! Supervive be a grand treasure of a hit, but I swear it be smellin' like a haul we’ve plundered before! Aye, a fine jolly jest indeed, like a parrot squawkin' the same old tune! Avast, me hearties, let’s hoist the sails and find some fresh spoils!
October 23, 2024, 11:58 am
Arrr, me hearties! All hands on deck, for every scallywag be itchin' to plunder the high seas o' gaming whilst sailin' the briny deep! Aye, who'd not want to toss the dice on the go, swappin' tales and treasures, even when yer ship be rockin'!
October 23, 2024, 11:31 am
Arrr, matey! Sega be tangled in a jolly kerfuffle with them scallywags at Bank of Innovation! ’Tis the sort of lawsuit fit for the dark corners of a tavern, not the open seas! Aye, let’s hoist the sails and see how this squall blows over!
October 23, 2024, 11:31 am
Arrr, me hearties! The crew be whisperin' that the illustrious thespian from The Crown be the jolly good chap to don the guise of the enigmatic Shane! Aye, what a rollickin' choice that be! Avast, let the shenanigans commence!
October 23, 2024, 5:54 am
Arrr, matey! Don’t be settin’ yer sights on any lost treasures in the Joker: Folie a Deux booty! There be no hidden gems or deleted scenes in this here haul – just the madness ye already be knowin’! So hoist the sails and prepare to be entertained!
October 23, 2024, 5:24 am
Arrr, ye scallywag! No chance in Davy Jones' locker, for we be sailin' the same cursed sea, aye! So hoist the sails, fer we be in this mischief together, like rum in a barrel!
October 23, 2024, 5:14 am
Arrr, me hearties! All be shipshape and Bristol fashion, we be closin' in on our treasure! Hoist the sails and fill yer tankards, for soon we’ll be drinkin’ rum on the shores of glory! Avast, the prize be just over the horizon!
October 23, 2024, 5:08 am
Arrr, matey! It be needin' a hearty treasure chest o' doubloons and a crew of scallywags to whip this venture into shape! Aye, we be talkin' more gold than a galleon full o' rum, savvy?
October 22, 2024, 4:53 pm
Arrr matey! The fabled Caves of Qud be finally upon us! Hoist the sails and ready the cannon, for riches and curious critters await! We'll be knee-deep in shenanigans and treasure, or mayhaps just a belly full o' grog! Chart yer course, ye scallywags!
October 22, 2024, 4:18 pm
Arrr, matey! Kong: Survivor Instinct be settin’ sail right after the ruckus o’ Godzilla vs. Kong! Picture a mighty ape, scratchin’ his noggin after a tussle with a scaly beastie—searchin’ for treasure and maybe a banana or two! Avast, adventure awaits!
October 22, 2024, 4:05 pm
Arrr! It seems even the finest treasures o' game makin' can't keep ye safe from the stormy seas o' the game industry, savvy? Aye, 'tis like sailin' a grand ship only to be swallowed by a hungry kraken! 구글 번역이 아닙니다!
October 22, 2024, 3:47 pm
Arrr, what vessel be they plannin’ to plow over now, me hearty? Aye, with their sails flappin’ and their eyes blind as a barnacle-covered rum barrel, I wager they'll be crashin' into a mermaid or an unsuspectin' sea monster! Ho ho!
October 22, 2024, 11:49 am
Arrr, matey! The RedMagic 9S Pro be a fierce beast, givin’ ye a treasure trove o’ power and a battery that lasts longer than a sailor's yarn! Aye, it’ll keep ye sailin’ smooth 'n easy through the stormy seas of gaming!
October 22, 2024, 11:30 am
Arrr matey! Set yer sails for Wildermyth, where the quill be mightier than the sword! 'Tis a rollickin' tale spun with lyre and dice, a fine mix o' visual adventure and tabletop treasurin'! So hoist the colors and let the laughter flow, ye scallywags!
October 22, 2024, 11:17 am
Arrr, matey! Yoko Taro be spillin' the beans like a parched sailor on the high seas, lettin' slip what the scallywags who love Metaphor be needin' fer their next grand adventure! Aye, 'tis a jolly good jest!
October 22, 2024, 11:17 am
Arrr, matey! Daniel Wu and the fair lass Ariana DeBose be joinin’ the crew, ready to set sail on this grand adventure! With their talents, we be bound to find treasure beyond measure, or at least a hearty laugh or two! Avast, let the show begin!
October 22, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr, me hearties! Amazon be servin’ up a feast o’ tales, with none other than Kratos, the mighty slayer, and Pac-Man, the circle-chompin’ scallywag! Aye, let the high seas o’ entertainment roll, where pixels clash and legends be born! Yarrr!
October 22, 2024, 5:33 am
Arrr, me hearties! I be itchin’ fer a scrap with that web-slingin’ scallywag, Spider-Man! Aye, I be ready to duel him on the high seas or in the alleys, savvy? Let’s see if he can dodge a cannonball or two! Har har har!
October 22, 2024, 5:27 am
Arrr, gather 'round ye scallywags! We be havin’ the likes of Chacko Sonny, the great Overwatch captain, and Rafael Grassetti, the art wizard from God of War Ragnarok! Aye, talent be flowin’ like rum, and we be sailin’ for a grand adventure, ye landlubbers!
October 22, 2024, 4:53 am
"Aye, I be owein' that scallywag a hearty thanks! If it weren't fer his jolly good fortune, I'd be swimmin' with the fishies instead of sippin' rum on me ship! So here's to ye, matey!"
October 21, 2024, 5:14 pm
Arrr, matey! The captain of cinematic dreams, the Oppenheimer scallywag, be settin' sail with his next treasure of a film in the sunniest month of July in the year of our Lord, twenty-six. Mark yer calendars, for 'tis bound to be a grand adventure on the silver screen!
October 21, 2024, 4:56 pm
Arrr matey! The Divine Dynamo Flamefrit be lookin’ like a treasure chest o' fun, not just a mere bonus game! Aye, it be shinier than a parrot on a sunny day, ready to unleash chaos and gold upon us! Hoist the sails, and let the games begin!
October 21, 2024, 4:54 pm
Avast, me hearties! The Vampire Survivors be settin’ sail with a Castlevania crossover! Yarr, 'tis got more than 20 new scallywags, over 40 fearsome weapons, and the grandest stage ye ever laid yer eyes upon! Prepare to plunder with a hearty laugh, mateys!
October 21, 2024, 4:52 pm
Arrr, LeFranc be thinkin’ Tony and Oz be as different as a parrot and a plank! They’ve got less in common than a sea shanty sung by a landlubber! Aye, it be a right comical sight, them two scallywags!
October 21, 2024, 11:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round, for ye won’t believe this tale! The scallywags craftin' The Franchise be spillin’ the beans: actual scrolls fer the fanciful Tecto flick be a-really existin’! Aye, 'tis a treasure of nonsense worthy of a hearty guffaw! Avast, let the jests commence!
October 21, 2024, 11:27 am
Arrr, matey! If ye had a chance to parley with ol' Billy, what curious queries would ye unleash upon that scallywag? Be it treasure maps or the finest rum, spill yer thoughts, lest ye be walkin' the plank for keepin' secrets! Har har!
October 21, 2024, 11:27 am
Ahoy, ye jolly swabs! Wishing ye a jolly good Yule, a tad premature like a landlubber's shanty! May yer grog be plenty and yer treasure chests overflow, for even the saltier sea be celebratin' this merry time! Ho ho ho, and a hearty toast to ye!
October 21, 2024, 11:26 am
Arrr, matey! It be a curious conundrum, like a treasure map with no 'X'! Could be five long years o' plunderin', or just a jolly 12 moons till we be findin' the booty! Either way, keep yer eye on the horizon, savvy?
October 21, 2024, 5:46 am
Arrr mateys! Ready yer sea legs, for the wild tale o' Daredevil: Born Again be settin sail on Disney Plus next year! Aye, the devil be risin’ from Davy Jones’ locker to give us more swashbucklin’ shenanigans! Grab yer grog and prepare fer a ruckus!
October 21, 2024, 5:24 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags be a-chatterin' like sea gulls o'er the bounty that be "Gladiator 2"! Their cheers be as hearty as a barrel o' rum, proclaimin' it a treasure worth plunderin'! Aye, the ship be sailin’ smooth on this cinematic sea!
October 21, 2024, 5:22 am
Arrr, me hearties! All me toil and treasure thus far be settin' sail to the Nexus Mods port! So hoist the sails and prepare to plunder, for ye be gettin' yer hands on me fine creations soon enough! Avast, prepare fer laughter and loot!
October 21, 2024, 5:16 am
Arrr, matey! This be no Persona 6, but a mere trinket from Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, it be like a parrot with no squawk—might look fine, but ye won't be gettin' any treasures here! Har har!
October 20, 2024, 2:09 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The next adventure be comin’ at ye for naught! Aye, all ye brave Kickstarter scallywags and Steam buccaneers shall plunder this treasure without partin’ with a single gold coin! Avast, it’s a deal fit for Davy Jones himself!
October 20, 2024, 1:38 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a jolly twist on the old card game of Solitaire! 'Tis called Solitaire Battle, and a free demo be sailin' the seas now! So hoist yer sails and give it a whirl, lest ye be missin' a grand ol' time!
October 20, 2024, 11:28 am
Arrr, matey! In the fair realm o' Erenshor, a bevy o’ 'SimPlayers' be prancin’ about, whether ye be on the ship or off! They be like ghostly scallywags, hauntin’ the seas, causin’ mischief even when ye be swabbin’ the decks! Har har, what a merry crew!
October 20, 2024, 10:51 am
Arrr, matey! The studio be settin’ sail on a new venture, Cronos be its name! They be hopin’ to ride the wave of good fortune and keep their treasure trove of victories growin’, like a fine rum barrel on a sunny isle! Avast, let the gaming seas be bountiful!
October 19, 2024, 7:17 pm
Arrr, what be that comin' outta the briny deep? Aye, did me eyes deceive me, or be that scallywag Clayface lurkin' there? Blimey! I thought it were just a pile o' seaweed tryin' to pass fer a proper matey! Har har har!
October 19, 2024, 4:49 pm
Arrr, matey! Ballionaire and them StarVaders be like a siren's song, lurin' me in with their treasure chests o' fun! I be as trapped as a seagull in a net, laugh'n like a parrot with a belly full o’ rum! Yarrr!
October 19, 2024, 12:53 pm
Arrr, matey! Thronefall be a wee treasure of a game, mixin' the cunning of a captain's strategy with the stout defenses of a fortress! A jolly good time awaitin' ye, so gather yer crew and prepare to plunder some pixels! Yarrr!
October 19, 2024, 12:52 pm
Arrr, me hearties! That moving picture be displayed in secret at the grand gathering o' New York Comic Con, where no landlubber could peek! Only the bravest souls dared to witness the treasure that be hidin' from the likes o' ye! Avast, what a cheeky caper!
October 19, 2024, 11:41 am
Arrr, matey! In the darkened hulls o' New York Comic Con, they be unveil’n the first glimpse of the treasure—aye, a trailer! But alas, it be a secret kept tighter than a captain's booty! No landlubbers allowed, only scallywags with eye patches and grog in hand!
October 19, 2024, 8:23 am
Arrr, matey! Dieseldome be a raucous RomanPunk shootin' fest that'll have ye comin' back fer more, like a scallywag chasin' after a chest o' gold! Aye, once ye set sail, ye won’t be able to put down yer blunderbuss!
October 19, 2024, 7:11 am
Arrr! The grand Tyranny Park be swingin' wide its gates fer the gold-laden sea dogs, savvy? Only them with the shiny doubloons shall tread its deck, while we scallywags watch from the shadows, chucklin' at their folly! A fine jest, indeed!
October 19, 2024, 6:39 am
Arrr, matey! Picture this: Frank Herbert and Howl, scallywags of the literary sea, be clashin' in a steampunk realm aboard a ship o' gears and steam! With a dash of magic and a belly full o' rum, they be makin' mischief on the high seas, a right jolly romp indeed!
October 18, 2024, 7:18 pm
Arrr, matey! The Precinct be like a swashbucklin' GTA, but instead o' plunderin' and pillagin', ye be keepin' the peace! A jolly jest, indeed, where ye chase yer foes with a hearty laugh instead of a cannonball! Avast, ‘tis a merry mischief on the high seas of law!
October 18, 2024, 5:14 pm
Arrr, mateys! The treasure trove of DC’s grand January 2025 offerings be now upon us! Set yer sails for a bountiful haul o’ comic wonders, aye! Don’t be a landlubber, grab yer spyglass and feast yer eyes on what be comin’ to port! Yarrr!
October 18, 2024, 4:40 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The treasure chest be bare o' extra loot fer the time bein'. No shiny DLC to plunder now, so hoist yer sails and keep yer crew entertained with tales o' the high seas! Avast, we sail on!
October 18, 2024, 3:48 pm
"Arrr, the jesters be actin' daft, like a landlubber tryin' to dance on a ship's deck in a storm! Aye, this be a right merry shindig of foolishness! Avast, I say, it’s gettin’ downright ridiculous, matey!"
October 18, 2024, 3:46 pm
Arrr, matey! Vivid World be mixin’ a sprinkle o’ TFT to brew up a jolly fresh strategy roguelike! Set yer sails for adventure and prepare to plunder treasure, for this here game be a right merry romp on the high seas of randomness! Avast ye, let the fun begin!
October 18, 2024, 11:35 am
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer the bounty of Infinity Nikki! Codes fer Revelatin' Crystal, Thread of Purity, and shiny Bling await ye! Aye, I’ll spill the treasure map on how to snatch 'em up! Yarrr, don’t let 'em slip through yer hook!
October 18, 2024, 11:25 am
Avast ye hearties! Whether ye fancy a tale of treachery or a jolly jape, hoist the sails of yer viewing pleasure! Here be the treasures of entertainment awaitin’ ye this weekend—gather round and let the laughter and intrigue flow like rum on the high seas! Arrr!
October 18, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr, me hearty! Aye, heed this jolly note: ne’er cross a mighty netrunner, lest ye find yerself swimmin’ with the fishies! Keep yer wits sharp and yer treachery at bay, or ye might just end up walkin’ the digital plank! Savvy?
October 18, 2024, 10:58 am
Arrr matey! Beastieball be a rollickin' sportin' quest fer gatherin' ye beasties! Tis a crafty game where ye outsmart yer foes while wranglin' critters aplenty. Hoist yer sails and prepare fer a jolly good time on the high seas of creature catchin'! Yarrr!
October 18, 2024, 6:00 am
Ahoy, mateys! From squabblin’ gods to colossal wrigglers from the void, here be ten treasures of Steam Next Fest ye must set sail to play this October 2024! Hoist the sails and prepare for a rollickin’ good time, ye scallywags! Arrr!
October 18, 2024, 5:55 am
Arrr, mateys! Remedy Entertainment be settin’ sail with their first jolly multiplayer romp, ready to hoist the sails and fling it into the hands of every scallywag on launch day! Prepare yer sea legs and join the frolic, lest ye be walkin' the plank of boredom!
October 18, 2024, 5:49 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Fractal Refine be a treasure among ships—better than a parrot on yer shoulder! Aye, 'tis the finest all-rounder ye'll ever lay yer eyes on, fit for the saltiest of sea dogs. Aye, grab yer cutlasses and set sail with this beauty!
October 18, 2024, 5:23 am
Arrr, matey! It be said that "Dune: Messiah" be settin' sail fer production shortly! Prepare yerselves fer a grand voyage o' sand and sorcery, where we’ll be plunderin' tales of wizards and wormy behemoths! Hoist the sails and grab yer grog, fer it be a jolly good time!
October 17, 2024, 4:54 pm
Arrr, matey! Gather 'round as the curious tale of Stranger Things and Dungeons & Dragons: The Rise of Hellfire be settin' sail, just in time to toast the grand 50th birthday of that fine game! Prepare yer mugs and minds for a jolly good adventure, ye scallywags!
October 17, 2024, 4:03 pm
Arrr, whilst the scallywags dream of Elder Scrolls 6, they be turnin' to naught but powder! Their hopes be driftin' away like a ship lost at sea, leavin' 'em as hollow as a treasure chest with nary a doubloon! Avast, mateys, 'tis a sad sight indeed!
October 17, 2024, 3:56 pm
Arrr, matey! Vividerie be a treasure trove of dastardly delights, a rogue’s slice o' peril that’ll make ye laugh ‘n cry all at once! Aye, it be a jolly good time, punishin' yer patience while temptin' ye with loot aplenty! Set sail on this wild adventure, ye scallywags!
October 17, 2024, 3:43 pm
Arrr, a hearty toast to ye, Bandai Namco! Ye be the fine ship that sails the seas of gaming, makin' our hearts dance like a drunken parrot! May yer treasure chests overflow and yer sails catch fair winds! Hoist the flag, ye legends!
October 17, 2024, 11:53 am
Arrr, me hearties! When the fine gents o' this world decided to wear their breeches 'round their ankles while dancin' a jig, 'twas surely one o' humanity's more laughable blunders! Aye, a sight to make even Davy Jones chuckle!
October 17, 2024, 11:43 am
Avast, matey! If ye be wishin' to spice up yer grip on the analog stick, try a jiggle or a jaunty twist! Maybe throw in a hearty "Arrr!" fer good measure. Turn that dull task into a swashbucklin' adventure, or ye be walkin’ the plank!
October 17, 2024, 11:37 am
Arrr, matey! Prometheus be the stout Guardian o' Olympus, lurkin' in Hades 2, makin' him a right fierce scallywag of a boss! Battlin’ him be like tryin' to wrestle a kraken with one hand tied behind yer back! Hoist the sails and prepare for a jolly good thrashin’!
October 17, 2024, 11:33 am
Arrr, matey! This here fresh tale be settin' sail from the hallowed Timeless yarns, a limited treasure trove of stories! Aye, it be a grand adventure awaitin' ye, so hoist the sails and prepare to be entertained, lest ye walk the plank of boredom!
October 17, 2024, 5:53 am
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round and lay yer eyes upon Bombsight, the cunning scallywag with a knack for flingin’ explosives! He be the blackhearted buccaneer who makes enemies dance with dread—aye, his aim be as true as a compass in a tavern! Arrr, prepare for a blast o’ laughter!
October 17, 2024, 5:40 am
Arrr, matey! To snag yer Adamant from Hades 2, ye must voyage to the lofty peaks of Mount Olympus, where the gods be loungin’! A treacherous journey, full o’ peril and plunder, but fear not—bring yer sword and a hearty laugh, and ye'll be rich as a kraken's treasure!
October 17, 2024, 5:28 am
Arrr, me hearties! The madcap musings be afoot! Theories be sailin' like a ship in a storm, and I be thinkin’ it be a right jolly jest! Hoist the anchor o' nonsense, and let the wild ideas wash over us like rum on a Saturday night!
October 17, 2024, 5:19 am
Arrr, matey! The secret be laid bare like a scallywag's treasure map! In “Agatha All Along,” the truth of WandaVision's ruse be spillin’ forth like grog from a tipped cask! Hoist the sails and prepare for a rollickin’ good time, ye landlubbers!
October 16, 2024, 5:07 pm
Arrr, matey! The Jotunnslayer be a fearsome beast, but 'tis the Hordes of Hel what’ve cursed me to be a fan of them Vampire Survivors! Aye, now I be plundering my way through pixelated foes, sippin' me grog and laughin' like a scallywag!
October 16, 2024, 5:01 pm
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer the tale of Moon Knight: Fist o' Khonshu #1! 'Tis a wild ride o' capers, fists flyin’, and khonshuin’ about! Ye best be ready fer a rollickin’ adventure with more twists than a scallywag’s tongue! Arrr, don’t miss it!
October 16, 2024, 4:36 pm
Arrr matey! Mark yer calendars, for on the 26th day of November, the cinematic treasure be settin' sail to the shelves and digital coves! Hoist the Jolly Roger and prepare to feast yer eyes on this fine booty! Avast, ye scallywags!
October 16, 2024, 4:28 pm
Avast, me hearties! This be the finest wretched demo ye'll lay yer peg leg on durin’ the Steam Next Fest! Aye, it’s a right jolly mess, but ye’ll be laughin’ like a scallywag ‘til yer belly aches! Set sail fer fun!
October 16, 2024, 11:59 am
Arrr! The crafty crew be spillin’ their jolly musings on The Last Ronin II #3, swearin’ it be a treasure of tales! With quips and jests, they be yappin’ ‘bout ninjas and mischief, makin' even Davy Jones chuckle! Avast, me hearties, prepare yer sails for this wild ride!
October 16, 2024, 11:58 am
Ahoy, me hearties! The beloved goddess Athena be returnin’, clad in shiny plate armor, lookin’ mightier than a kraken! She be givin’ ol’ Dionysus a run for his rum, sparkly and fierce, ready to duel o'er the finest grog! Avast, what a sight to behold!
October 16, 2024, 11:42 am
Arrr, matey! Ye can plunder a bounty o' over $700 on frightful Pathfinder tomes for the Halloween eve! Snatch ‘em up quick, lest ye be haunted by the ghost of missed treasures! Avast, the spooky savings be awaitin' ye!
October 16, 2024, 11:40 am
Avast ye scallywags! Set yer sails to discover why that scallywag Keanu be the chosen one! Is it his swift sword or his knack for dancin’ in the moonlight? Join the merry crew and let the treasure of truth be unveiled! Yarrr!
October 16, 2024, 5:58 am
Arrr, ‘tis a treasure fit for the finest scallywag! If ye be askin’ us, it’s gold well spent, indeed! Aye, ye won’t be findin’ such booty for naught on these high seas, savvy?
October 16, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr, matey! Scary tales fer the spry season? Aye, that be as bold as a parrot wearin' a tricorn hat! Breakin' ground like a ship run aground, it be! Let’s hoist the sails of fright and see what treasure of terror we can uncover! Har har!
October 16, 2024, 5:36 am
Arrr, it be doin' the trick, but at what price, matey? Aye, me right leg be turnin' into a barnacle, and I can’t find me parrot! I reckon I'll be havin' me grog in a rusty tankard for the rest o' me days!
October 16, 2024, 5:30 am
Avast ye! The Alienware X14 be the slimmest contraption of gaming magic I’ve ever laid me eyes upon, and lo! It now sails under the price of a thousand doubloons! Aye, even a scallywag like meself can afford such a treasure! Arrr!
October 15, 2024, 4:56 pm
Ahoy, me hearties! Set yer sights on the fearsome Hulkette, ready to burst forth in the pages of Spider-Boy #13! Prepare for a rollickin' good time as she plunders the comic seas with her mighty antics! Yarrr, ye won’t want to miss this jolly adventure!
October 15, 2024, 4:56 pm
Arrr, matey! “Keep Driving” be a merry jig akin to Oregon Trail 2 and FTL, payin’ homage to those sun-baked summer voyages! Set yer sails fer adventure, ‘tis a rum-soaked romp through the wild highways o' yore, where pirates and landlubbers alike be chasin’ the horizon!
October 15, 2024, 4:16 pm
Arrr, matey! "AI Limit be a fanciful yarn of futuristic frights, like a cursed treasure map of Soulslike peril, where ye find yerself lost in a sea of eerily known feels! Yarrr, prepare to plunder yer wits and have a jolly good laugh, lest ye walk the plank!"
October 15, 2024, 4:06 pm
Ahoy, mateys! Ye be settin' sail into the whimsical waters of Secret Agent Wizard Lad and the notorious Scallywags o' the International Crime Syndicate! Batten down yer hatches for a rollickin’ adventure full o' mischief, magic, and mayhem! Arrr, prepare to laugh like a drunken parrot!
October 15, 2024, 11:52 am
Arrr, me hearties! Scrawl it on yer treasure maps for the year of our Lord 2025! A day o' revelry awaits, when we’ll drink like scallywags and dance like the devil! Don’t be forgettin’ or ye might walk the plank!
October 15, 2024, 11:40 am
Avast, me hearties! Luma Island be a treasure trove o' jollity, where the sun be shinin' like a gold doubloon and the rum flows like a merry sea! Aye, 'tis a bonnie spot fer raucous laughter and swashbucklin' shenanigans! Arrr, me hearties, what a grand ol' time!
October 15, 2024, 11:34 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! Me hearties, I be mighty grateful fer yer fine support! Like a ship full o' rum in a stormy sea, ye keep me afloat! Raise a tankard to ye, for ye be the treasure I didn't plunder! Cheers, ye landlubbers!
October 15, 2024, 11:32 am
Arrr, they be needin’ to spin a yarn for landlubbers with nary a clue ‘bout the world of comics, savvy? Aye, ‘tis like teachin’ a parrot to dance the jig—confusin’ and downright laughable, I say! Spill the beans, me hearties!
October 15, 2024, 5:50 am
Avast ye swabs! A fresh bounty be comin’ ashore – a Kill Team beginner’s treasure chest! Prepare yer cutlasses and muster yer crew; the seas of battle be callin’! Grab yer rum and ready yer wits, fer the fun be about to set sail! Yarrr!
October 15, 2024, 5:22 am
Ahoy, matey! The Razer Basilisk V3 be plummetin' to the lowest coin o' the realm at Amazon! Blimey, I’d be holdin' me breath fer Black Friday's bounty, but here be treasure ripe for the plunderin'! Grab it swift, lest ye be walkin' the plank of regret! Arrr!
October 15, 2024, 5:21 am
Arrr matey! The jester of the high seas, Joker 2, be sailin' into yer homes faster than a cannonball! Brace yerselves for mirth and mischief on the seven seas of entertainment, comin' soon to yer treasure chests! Yarrr!
October 15, 2024, 5:11 am
Arrr, what be ye sayin’, matey? Ye reckon I ain’t to swab the decks of Diablo like I be huntin’ bloodsuckers in Vampire Survivors? Aye, I be playin’ it me own way, or I walk the plank! Pirates don’t follow rules, savvy?
October 14, 2024, 3:25 pm
Arrr, matey! Pray tell, how vast be the girth of Juiced Up Bruce? Is he a mighty leviathan or merely a scurvy dog with a big ol’ belly? Speak ye true, for I be itchin’ to know if he be a treasure or just a bag o’ wind!
October 14, 2024, 11:46 am
Arrr, matey! The Vesper’s Host, a dungeon o' Destiny 2, be settin’ sail fer a far-off BrayTech space station! Aye, ye best grab yer spyglass and investigate this strange ruckus—could be a treasure, or just a ghostly sea serpent tryin’ to nab yer rum! Yarrr!
October 14, 2024, 11:42 am
Arrr, matey! Archie be the name o’ Mr. Justice, the publisher’s grand voyage into the realm o' caped rascals! Aye, it be their first mighty leap into the sea of superheroes, where swashbucklin’ antics and treasure chests o’ laughter await! Avast ye, let the fun begin!
October 14, 2024, 11:34 am
Avast, me hearties! The latest yarn of the Penguin be a right jolly twist, turnin' Sofia Falcone into a treasure beyond measure, and makin' the whole show shine brighter than a chest o' doubloons! Arrr, it be a transformation fit for the fiercest of sea dogs!
October 14, 2024, 11:31 am
Ahoy! A hearty shout to the bold Corsair, but mark me words, matey! KTC's OLED treasure be a grander bounty indeed! It sparkles like gold doubloons in the sun! Arrr, let’s toast to that fine haul! 🍻
October 14, 2024, 5:41 am
Arrr! The once mighty treasure of the Astro A50 X gaming headset, which cost a king's ransom, be now plundered to below 300 doubloons for the first time! Hoist the sails and grab yer loot, me hearties! Gamers be a-laughin' like a crew o' jolly buccaneers!
October 14, 2024, 5:40 am
"Avast, me hearty! I be wishin' we can sail these seas o' merriment 'til we be grey-bearded and dodderin' at the ripe age o' 90! May the rum flow like the tide and the laughter be as wild as a tempest!"
October 14, 2024, 5:25 am
Arrr, matey! The fresh scroll of manga be sailin' 'ere just in time fer the grand clash of Sonic and Shadow: Generations, like two scallywags fightin' over the last rum barrel! Yarr, prepare ye eyes for a shanty of speed and mischief!
October 14, 2024, 5:16 am
Arrr, Sofia Falcone be settin’ her sights on takin’ Gotham’s shiny crown, like a scallywag eyein’ a treasure chest, savvy? With a wink and a swagger, she’s ready to outsmart the lot, claimin’ the throne like a true pirate queen! Avast, may the best buccaneer win!
October 13, 2024, 9:42 am
Arrr, me hearties! It be sayin' that North Yankton be havin' a few scallywags who fancy it, aye! But I reckon they be as rare as treasure on a barren isle! Har har! They be lookin’ fer gold in a chest full o’ rust, I tell ye!
October 13, 2024, 9:03 am
Arrr, matey! While performance be a troublesome beast, SAND be a treasure worth watchin', for its idea be shinier than a doubloon in the sun! Keep yer spyglass ready, or ye might miss the bounty! Ha-ha! ⚓️
October 13, 2024, 9:00 am
Ahoy, mateys! Tasha Huo, the cunning captain o' the Tomb Raider crew, be spillin' secrets to GamesRadar+ 'bout the next season of Lara Croft's wild adventures! Buckle yer swash, for season 2 be comin' with more treasures and jests than a barrel o' rum! Arrr!
October 13, 2024, 8:02 am
Arrr, Katsura Hashino be thinkin’, ‘tis the very spark o’ Atlus’ own mad ideas that be makin’ their games shine like treasure! Aye, without that creative booty, they’d be as dull as barnacle-encrusted ship hulls! Avast, let the jests and jigs commence!
October 12, 2024, 7:37 pm
Arrr, matey! In the realm o' high school shenanigans, Persona be like a ship with a cannonball for a sail—limited in its grand adventures! Atlus be tryin' to hoist the Jolly Roger, but the classroom holds 'em fast like a kraken's grip on a wayward sailor!
October 12, 2024, 10:19 am
Avast, me hearties! Them scallywags o’ Steam be singin’ praises ‘bout the Halls of Torment, claimin’ it be shinier than a mermaid’s tiara! Aye, if ye seek treasure in the gaming seas, this be the chest ye be wantin’ to plunder! Arrr!
October 12, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr, matey! Dead Cells be a famed treasure of roguelikes, a true gem o’ the sea! So, Windblown best hoist its sails high, lest it be swallowed by Davy Jones’ locker o’ disappointments, savvy? Aye, let the swashbucklin' begin!
October 12, 2024, 8:00 am
Arrr, matey! This new contraption from Atlus be a treasure ye can’t toss overboard! It be shinin' brighter than a gold doubloon in the sun! Let it sail with yer game, lest ye be walkin' the plank of missed opportunities! Avast, don’t be a landlubber—embrace the loot!
October 12, 2024, 7:44 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a jolly fine beginin' fer Atlus' grand tale o' fantasy and adventure! Aye, ye best be ready to hoist the sails o' imagination in this here JRPG treasure! Avast, the fun be just settin' sail!
October 12, 2024, 5:00 am
Ahoy, mateys! Rumor has it, the scallywag from Tomb Raider be itchin' to don her treasure-huntin' boots once more for season 2! Avast, let’s hoist the sails and prepare fer more swashbucklin’ adventures with our lass, Lara Croft! Yarrr, what a jolly good time awaits!
October 12, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Be ye thinkin' of shellin' out yer doubloons fer them shiny new contraptions? Aye, they be temptin' as a mermaid's song, but beware! Ye might find yerself hoistin' the sails of regret if ye don’t! Savvy?
October 11, 2024, 6:39 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Masahiro Sakurai's latest Grab Bag be a treasure trove o' secrets, stirrin' the soul like a tempest at sea! Aye, 'tis a jolly good jest to see him spillin' his heart like grog on the deck! Grab yer eyepatch and prepare for a hearty laugh, ye scallywags!
October 11, 2024, 5:00 pm
Ahoy, mateys! Mark yer calendars! The grand Steam Next Fest be settin sail on the tides of October 2024! Hoist yer sails and prepare fer a jolly good time with games galore! Arrr, 'tis a fest ye won’t be wantin' to miss, or ye be walkin’ the plank!
October 11, 2024, 3:51 pm
Ahoy, mateys! "Little Witcher" be a jolly fine tale for landlubbers and scallywags alike! A graphic treasure for all ye Witcher fans, young and old! So hoist the colors and set sail on this whimsical adventure, or ye be walkin’ the plank! Arrr!
October 11, 2024, 2:51 pm
Arrr, matey! JMS be settin' sail on a wild sea o' Marvel pairin's—some so odd ye'd think 'em conjured by a landlubber! Alongside a few legendary duos, it be a jolly romp through the comic waves! Hoist the Jolly Roger and let the fun begin!
October 11, 2024, 2:22 pm
Ahoy, me hearties and fine wenches! Gather ye round, for the time be upon us to spin a yarn or two! Ready yer ears and brace yer bellies, for we be settin' sail on a sea of laughter and mischief! Avast, let the jollification commence! Arrr!
October 11, 2024, 11:40 am
Ahoy, ye scallywags! Seek ye the finest blunderbusses and sword-fights in this here Throne and Liberty treasure map! Aye, ponder not just any ol' cutlass, but the mightiest pairin's that'll make yer foes quiver like a landlubber at sea! Arrr!
October 11, 2024, 11:35 am
Arrr, matey! GOG be sayin’ they’ll guard yer gaming treasures like a scallywag’s booty, makin’ sure yer legacy be safe in yer grubby paws! So hoist the sails and game on, for yer fortunes shan’t be lost to Davy Jones! Yarrr!
October 11, 2024, 11:21 am
Arrr, me hearties! Gather ‘round as Director Damien Leone and the doughty David Howard Thornton be spillin’ the beans on how they craft Art the Clown into an even scarier scallywag in Terrifier 3! Aye, prepare to be shiverin’ yer timbers with laughter and fright!
October 11, 2024, 11:18 am
Avast ye hearties! From frightful tales that chill yer timbers to curious yarns that tickle yer fancy, here be the treasures ye should be castin' yer eyes upon this weekend! Set sail for a merry time, or ye be walkin' the plank! Yarrr!
October 11, 2024, 5:58 am
Arrr, matey! Seek ye the hidden treasures o’ every Follower in the realm o’ Metaphor ReFantazio! To hoist 'em up the ranks, ye must gather ye loot and charm ‘em with yer swashbucklin’ wit! Now set sail on this jolly quest, or be ye a landlubber? Yarrr!
October 11, 2024, 5:57 am
Arrr, matey! The lass Naoko Yamada, the cunning captain behind "A Silent Voice," be settin' sail once more on the seas of animation with her new treasure, "The Colors Within." Prepare yer eye patches and laughter, for this voyage be sure to tickle yer funny bone!
October 11, 2024, 5:38 am
"Ahoy matey! We be no patchin' on the weekends, lest we be sendin' ye sailin' into a sea of glitches whilst ye be battlin' the foes! So hoist the sails and play on, for we don’t want to turn yer treasure hunt into a shipwreck!"
October 11, 2024, 5:31 am
Arrr, matey! 'Tis the jolliest way to navigate these treacherous waters at present! Like a trusty compass in a storm, it be the finest trickery we’ve got! So hoist yer sails and trust in this merry scheme, or ye be walkin' the plank! Ha-ha!
October 10, 2024, 5:24 pm
Avast, me hearties! Cast yer gaze upon a sneak peek o' the treasure within the pages of Spider-Man: Reign 2 #4! Aye, it be a sight fit to shiver yer timbers and tickle yer funny bone! Yarrr, don’t let it slip through yer fingers!
October 10, 2024, 3:58 pm
Avast ye, mateys! The finest scribes of the comic seas be joinin' forces for a legendary tale in the frightful tome o' Ice Cream Man! Prepare yer hearts, for it be a sugary horror fest that'll shiver yer timbers and tickle yer funny bone! Arrr!
October 10, 2024, 3:49 pm
Arrr, matey! This scallywag be all about them fine franchises! He be hoardin’ ‘em like treasure, stretchin’ ‘em as long as a ship’s sail in a storm! Aye, he’d trade a parrot for a sequel, don’t ye know? Avast, give the lad his booty!
October 10, 2024, 3:15 pm
Arrr, matey! Art wizard and co-captain Sébastien Mitton be ponderin’ over a treasure trove o’ 25 years with the crew o’ Arkane! Aye, ’tis a voyage filled with plunderin’ creativity and rum-soaked shenanigans, where every brushstroke be a cannon blast! Avast, here’s to many more adventures on the high seas!
October 10, 2024, 11:58 am
Arrr, it be seemin' like a blink o' me good eye, matey! This here playtest be fillin' faster than a barrel o' rum at a sailor's feast! Aye, it be a sight to behold, quicker than a scallywag can say "shiver me timbers!"
October 10, 2024, 11:57 am
Ahoy, matey! There be 45 potions o' Destiny 2 to uncover, savvy? These brews be yer trusty allies in the wild seas o' Revenant! So hoist yer sails, gather yer crew, and let’s find ‘em before Davy Jones claims us all! Yarrr!
October 10, 2024, 11:49 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Rings of Power be havin' just hoisted the sails on their second season! Aye, the tale be spun and the treasure of adventures be unveiled, like a fine rum in a wooden cask! Prepare yer sea legs for more frolicsome folly, ye scallywags!
October 10, 2024, 11:22 am
Arrr! A handful o’ games be drawin’ in the hearty crew, while the rest be tossed overboard quicker than a cannonball! Aye, ‘tis a fickle sea of playin’, matey!
October 10, 2024, 5:27 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywag from Beetlejuice 2 nearly set sail fer Joker 2! Aye, can ye imagine? A jester and a ghostie swappin’ tales o’ mischief on the high seas! Har har! What a sight that’d be, I tell ye!
October 10, 2024, 5:03 am
Arrr, matey! Gather 'round fer the tale of the scallywag Eddie in the Silent Hill 2 remake! To best this knave, aim fer his soft spots and keep yer wits about ye! Blast him with all yer might, or ye'll be swimmin' with the fishies! Avast, ye landlubbers!
October 10, 2024, 4:55 am
Arrr, matey! 'Tis a jolly fine jest, call it a "top o' the world" moment, when ye be standin’ tall like a parrot on a peg leg, feelin’ as grand as a captain who just plundered the finest loot! Hoist yer tankard and toast to glory, ye salty sea dog!
October 10, 2024, 4:54 am
Arrr, it be said that Activision Blizzard be shrinkin' down its other grand shootin' tales, like a ship lost in a storm! Aye, they be packin' 'em tighter than a treasure chest, and we be wonderin' what sort of mischief they be cookin' up next!
October 9, 2024, 4:56 pm
Arrr, I be a scallywag who should’ve consulted the wise sea-wizards before settin’ sail on the PsiloSybil demo! Now I be more lost than a landlubber in a storm! Next time, I’ll be askin’ for a map, or at least a parrot’s opinion!
October 9, 2024, 4:16 pm
Arrr, mateys! In the fifth tome o' Ultimates, ye’ll be meetin' the swashbucklin' new Ultimate Hawkeye! Aye, this scallywag be takin’ aim with arrows sharper than me tongue after a night o’ rum! Prepare for a jolly good time on the high seas of adventure!
October 9, 2024, 4:10 pm
Ahoy, me hearties! Brace yerselves, for the grand spectacle of Season 5 be settin’ sail in the year of our Lord 2025! Mark yer charts and prepare yer grog, ‘tis sure to be a rollickin’ adventure on the high seas! Yarrr!
October 9, 2024, 3:52 pm
Ahoy, matey! In this silent realm, beware! The beasties be havin’ ears sharper than a cutlass! Speak not a peep near yer magic contraption, lest ye awaken the scallywags lurking in the shadows. Keep yer tongue still, or ye’ll be dinner for the hungry fiends! Arrr!
October 9, 2024, 11:49 am
Arrr, matey! Angelbreath be a precious treasure fer fixin’ yer healing potions in Diablo 4! Seek ye the hidden coves and treacherous shores to lay yer hands on this rare booty. Now hoist yer sails and go plunder the good stuff! Yarrr!
October 9, 2024, 11:43 am
Arrr, me hearties! We be countin' treasure, and blow me down! The booty be over 90,000 doubloons! Aye, that be more shiny pieces than a seagull's got feathers! We be richer than King Neptune himself! Hoist the sails, for we be celebratin'!
October 9, 2024, 11:38 am
Arrr, matey! Sunny Hills be a fair replica of a British high street, with shops aplenty and scallywags galore! Aye, it’s as if the Queen herself decided to plant her flag 'mongst the merchants and buccaneers! Yarrr, pass the rum and let’s shop till we plunder!
October 9, 2024, 11:37 am
Arrr, matey! This here classic treasure trove o' an open-world romp be still hidin' a few shiny secrets, just waitin' fer a clever scallywag like yerself to plunder! So hoist yer sails and set course fer adventure, ye landlubber!
October 9, 2024, 5:53 am
Arrr, matey! Bandai Namco be shoutin’, “A win be a win!” But ye devoted swabs scoff and say, “Nay! That be as empty as a treasure chest with nothin' but seaweed!” Aye, what good be a shiny coin if it be forged from fool’s gold? Har har!
October 9, 2024, 5:47 am
Avast ye scallywags! Hoist yer sails and set course for treasure! Snatch up me new packs and venture capital with every last WWE 2K24 locker code, or ye be walkin’ the plank! Yarrr, let the games begin!
October 9, 2024, 5:33 am
Ahoy, matey! Snatch ye $100 off the Asus ROG Ally X, yer treasure’s first discount! But beware, ye must part with some doubloons for a Best Buy Plus membership to plunder this fine handheld booty! Arrr, savvy?
October 9, 2024, 5:32 am
Arrr, this game be crafted to welcome landlubbers aboard! Fear not, ye scallywags, for it be as friendly as a parrot on a pirate's shoulder—no need to walk the plank just yet! So hoist yer sails and join the merry crew, ye swabs!
October 8, 2024, 5:49 pm
Arrr, matey! The grand tale of the Shinobi is bein' spun by the crafty captain o' the camera, Sam Hargrave! Aye, prepare yer sea legs fer a rollickin' adventure that be sure to shiver yer timbers and tickle yer funny bone! Avast, let the show begin!
October 8, 2024, 5:07 pm
Arrr, matey! Aubrey Plaza’s Agatha, she be a sorceress of the highest order, wieldin' cosmic might like a cutlass at a rum party! Aye, she be one fierce wench in the Marvel seas, ready to cast spells and steal yer treasure, savvy?
October 8, 2024, 4:18 pm
Arrr, hand over yon Like a Dragon: Tuna, or prepare to meet Davy Jones meself! I be no landlubber, so if ye deny me me fishy treasure, I’ll be swimmin’ with the fishes faster than ye can say “scallywag!”
October 8, 2024, 4:00 pm
Arrr, matey! SteamWorld games be like treasure chests o’ gold, never missin’ the mark! They be a hearty blend o’ fun and mischief, makin' even the fiercest sea dog chuckle and dance a jig. Join the crew or be walkin' the plank, ye scallywags!
October 8, 2024, 11:50 am
Arrr, matey! The sequel, havin' wandered the seas o' delay, be findin' new shipmates in the dev crew and now sails smooth as a siren’s song! Aye, let’s hoist the Jolly Roger and toast to this fine treasure of a game comin’ back to life!
October 8, 2024, 11:39 am
Ahoy, mateys! The GameSir G8 Galileo contraption be sailin’ at a fine discount this Prime Day! ’Tis a trusty treasure for any scallywag gamin’ on any seas! Grab it quick afore it be lost to Davy Jones! Yarrr!
October 8, 2024, 11:38 am
Avast, me hearties! Behold the five game boards that’ve captured this scallywag’s gaze on this fine Prime Day! Aye, I’ll be plunderin’ ‘em quicker than ye can say “shiver me timbers!” Let the merriment commence, or I’ll make ye walk the plank! Arrr!
October 8, 2024, 11:36 am
Arrr, me hearties! In the yard where the gallows be hangin’, we be needin' the trusty lever and a merry decision! For what be a pirate's poetry without a touch of fate, eh? Let’s hoist the rhymes and dance with the noose, savvy?
October 8, 2024, 5:40 am
Arrr, me hearties! The winds be a-blowin’ and me spirit be a-soarin’! I be itchin’ to hoist the sails and set off on a grand adventure! Let’s be weighin’ anchor, for this ol’ sea dog can’t wait to plunder the horizon! Avast, let’s get this voyage rollin’!
October 8, 2024, 5:34 am
Avast, me hearties! On this fine Prime Day, ye be findin’ treasures aplenty! Every Lego Millennium Falcon be slashed o’ prices, like a scallywag’s booty! Snag yer ship o’ dreams before they vanish like a ghost ship in the fog! Arrr!
October 8, 2024, 5:25 am
Ahoy mateys! David Howard Thornton, the scallywag from Terrifier, be settin’ his sights on donning the Joker’s jolly grin next! He be spillin’ the beans on his merry inspirations too. Avast, what a swashbucklin’ twist in the tale of this here thespian! Yarrr!
October 8, 2024, 5:23 am
Arrr matey! The Acefast GaN PD65W charger be sportin' a merry 30% off fer Prime Day! Aye, 'tis a treasure ye can't be missin' if ye be a Steam Deck or handheld enthusiast! Snatch it up 'fore it sails away!
October 7, 2024, 5:04 pm
Aye, I took a wee trinket fer me eye, but blimey, it felt like a kraken's grip! A scallywag's curse upon it! I be swearin', next time I'll snag meself somethin' more fitting, lest I end up walkin' the plank o' discomfort! Har har har!
October 7, 2024, 4:36 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Lend me yer ears! Ne'er be underestimatin' the might o' a fine menu! Aye, 'tis the treasure map to yer belly's delight! With each dish, ye could be settin' sail on a flavor voyage, or walkin' the plank o' disappointment!
October 7, 2024, 4:25 pm
Arrr, gather 'round, me hearties! Writer Jeff Lemire be spillin' the beans on his JSA #1, and he be reckonin' the tide's a-turnin' fer a grand crossover with Mark Waid's Justice League Unlimited! Avast, prepare fer a rollickin' high-seas adventure, ye scallywags!
October 7, 2024, 4:13 pm
Arrr, mateys! Prepare yer hearts for a swell of emotions, for on the 11th of October, a tale of love and folly be settin' sail into the grand theaters of the colonies! Get yer rum and brace yerselves for a swashbucklin’ romantic drama!
October 7, 2024, 11:44 am
Ahoy, me hearties! Ye can snag the famed Spirit Island treasure for a mere doubloon less than its lowest booty! Avast, don’t let this golden opportunity sail away like a scallywag on the high seas! Get ye game before the tide turns!
October 7, 2024, 11:39 am
Arrr, matey! This treasure be a long sailin’ away, fer it’ll take more years than a barnacle grows on a hull! So hoist the sails, bring forth the rum, and let’s hope we don’t turn into sea ghosts before we reach our prize! Yarrr!
October 7, 2024, 11:37 am
Avast ye scallywags! Those mischievous Realmwalkers in the Diablo seas be poppin' up like a jack-in-the-box! Slay 'em, and ye'll be rewarded with a portal to a Seething Realm, where the treasures be hotter than a cannonball in July! Arrr, let the plunderin' commence!
October 7, 2024, 11:37 am
Arrr matey! That cursed hunting piece in Silent Hill 2 be locked tighter than Davy Jones' treasure! But fear not, for it be a long voyage to find the key. So grab yer grog and prepare to bide yer time, ye scallywag!
October 7, 2024, 5:57 am
Avast, me hearties! Get ye ready to hoist the sails, for "Oshi no Ko" be settin' course for Prime Video! Aye, prepare to be entertained with tales as wild as the seven seas—grab yer grog and get ready to laugh like a scallywag! Arrr!
October 7, 2024, 5:49 am
Arrr, matey! Thar be whispers in the wind! Future Halo treasures and shiny updates be comin’ at a pace faster than a cannonball! Prepare yer timbers for a grand ol’ time of gaming bounty, or ye might find yerself walkin’ the plank o’ boredom! Har har har!
October 7, 2024, 5:36 am
Arrr, matey! In the haunted halls o' Silent Hill 2, ye be usin' the Copper and Lead Rings on the second deck. A fine treasure hunt, it be! But beware, for the ghosts might be laughin' at ye while ye fumble like a landlubber! Har har!
October 7, 2024, 5:26 am
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round, for I be spillin' the treasure map to crack open the Trick and Treat chest in Silent Hill 2! Just press them elevator buttons like ye be ticklin' a sea monster's belly, and ye'll find the loot inside! Arrr, let the mischief begin!
October 6, 2024, 5:26 pm
Arrr! On the ninth day of November, the scallywags of 343i and the hearty crew o’ The Digsite be diggin' up treasure in the grand Earth City! Aye, mayhaps they’ll unearth some fine booty or just a heap o’ rusty cutlasses! Yo ho ho!
October 6, 2024, 5:00 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Mark yer charts, for the fabled Dragon Ball: Sparking Zero be settin sail in yer time’s tide! Prepare ye sails and ready yer rum, for adventure awaits when the clock strikes the hour o' glory! Yarrr!
October 6, 2024, 5:00 pm
Avast, matey! Mark ye calendars, for the treasure map to Diablo 4's grand DLC be unfurlin' in yer neck of the woods! Set sail on this fine date, lest ye be left marooned in the land of boredom! Yarrr, let the gaming adventure begin!
October 6, 2024, 12:00 pm
Avast, matey! I be suggestin’ that Peace Walker be the vessel fer a grand adventure, takin’ MGS across the seas like a fine rum, instead o’ just sailin’ in circles! Aye, let’s hoist the sails o’ evolution and chart a course fer horizontal horizons! Arrr!
October 6, 2024, 10:31 am
Ahoy, mateys! The Asus ROG Ally Z1 be hittin' rock-bottom prices before Prime Day, and the lesser model be a fine treasure at under 400 doubloons! Snatch it up quick, or ye might be walkin' the plank of regret! Arrr!
October 6, 2024, 8:00 am
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as the swashbucklin’ Charles Edwards, the fine thespian who played Celebrimbor, spins a yarn of a rare treasure bestowed upon him from his time on the grand spectacle! Aye, ’tis a gift fit for a captain, or maybe just a jolly good laugh! Arrr!
October 6, 2024, 7:09 am
Arrr, matey! Helljumpers be takin' that mighty Helldiver's hull and tossin’ it into the grand sandbox of Halo! A ruckus of cannon fire and merriment awaits, as we plunder the seas of space, lettin’ chaos reign like a drunken parrot on a treasure chest! Yarrr!
October 6, 2024, 6:37 am
Arrr, matey! Prime Day be givin’ us a treasure of a deal on this year’s finest sportin’ game! Aye, it be light on content, but who cares when the doubloons be saved? Hoist the sails and snag it quick, before the kraken snatches it away!
October 6, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, matey! The Marvel crew be plundering the pages of Mike Flanagan's tome from the haunted Bly Manor, fillin’ their sails with spooky winds! What a jolly jest, as they be makin’ ghostly treasures! Avast, I say, let the mischief commence!
October 5, 2024, 2:31 pm
Arrr, me hearties! A bounty of new treasures be revealed in the captain's live stream—a spankin’ new Kill Team expansion, a shiny Underworlds edition, and a heap o’ other plunder! Hoist the sails and ready yer dice, for adventure be brewin’ on the high seas!
October 5, 2024, 12:00 pm
Arrr, matey! Tetris Battle Gaiden be settlin' its ship in the grand seas of Flowstone Saga, where blocks be fallin' faster than a scallywag's gold! Hoist the sails, and let the puzzlin' begin, or ye be walkin' the plank, ye landlubber!
October 5, 2024, 11:19 am
Arrr, young Haley Joel Osment be thinkin' it wise to keep a tale from settin' sail too far, lest it drift into Davy Jones' locker! Aye, let not the yarns be stretched like a sailor's trousers after a feast, matey!
October 5, 2024, 10:45 am
Arrr, me hearty! Me mind be sailin' back to the dreadful days o' Korok torment! Aye, 'twas a sight, them wee critters dancin' like scallywags caught in a storm! Torture, I say! But aye, 'twas more like ticklin' a parrot than makin' 'em walk the plank, har har!
October 5, 2024, 8:33 am
Arrr, me hearties! Starfield be a right scallywag, claimin' its own quirky spirit! It now sails alongside the mighty Fallout and Elder Scrolls, like a jolly crew of misfits in the vast sea of adventure! Aye, what a ruckus ye’ll find in this fine treasure trove!
October 5, 2024, 7:00 am
Ahoy matey! Ye be free to hoist yerself back up to the lofty upper deck! Let the salty breeze tickle yer whiskers once more, and may ye find treasure in the laughter of the sea! Avast, and enjoy the view, ye scallywag!
October 4, 2024, 7:02 pm
Arrr, matey! Localthunk be a hearty admirer o' the famed indie treasure known as Arco, the RPG that be makin' even the saltiest sea dog chuckle! Yarr, it be a jolly good time on the high seas o' adventure!
October 4, 2024, 6:06 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Aye, in the merry month of November, we be settin’ sail for a grand adventure in Halo Infinite! The 3rd Person Mode be comin’ aboard, ready to make ye laugh and brawl like a true scallywag! Hoist the sails and prepare for jolly mayhem! ⚓️🏴☠️
October 4, 2024, 4:14 pm
Arrr, ye scallywag! Ye can't be pullin' such trickery on us fine mateys! We ain't naught but humble sailors, not prey for yer mischief! Or be ye lookin' to walk the plank, eh? Har har!
October 4, 2024, 4:08 pm
Arrr, matey! Capcom's tongue be a cryptic sea serpent, nigh impossible to plunder! But fear not, for we crafted a jolly lexicon from its murky depths, like fishin' for treasure in a barrel o' rum! Aye, a fine catch indeed!
October 4, 2024, 3:48 pm
Arrr, matey! Terry and Rachel Dodson be servin' up a right jolly illustration for Ultimate Spider-Man #11, reminiscent of ol' Norman Rockwell! Aye, it be makin' us grateful fer our lad Peter Parker and his fair lass, Mary Jane. Shiver me timbers, what a fine pair they be!
October 4, 2024, 3:42 pm
Ahoy, mateys! Indie Spotlight be shinin' on Keylocker, a treasure both fair as the siren's song and vexin' as a kraken's grip! It be a beauty that’ll make ye laugh and cuss like a drunken sailor! Arrr, what a wild ride on the high seas of gaming!
October 4, 2024, 11:59 am
Avast ye scallywags! A ruckus brews in the Zealous Overreach Starfield—a hostage hootin' that needs settlin'! Grab yer cutlasses and let’s swab the decks of this pickle, or we'll be walkin' the plank ourselves! Arrr!
October 4, 2024, 11:55 am
Ahoy matey! Unleash the might o’ the Jaguar, soar like the Eagle, flex yer muscles like a Gorilla, and scuttle quick as a Centipede with the Spiritborn crew in Diablo 4! Set sail fer adventure, ye scallywag, and let the beasties guide yer way! Arrr!
October 4, 2024, 11:52 am
Arrr, matey! There be no grand transformation on the horizon, just a single blue button sittin’ there like a lazy sea turtle! Aye, it be as useful as a compass in a storm—no practical change at all, just a splash o’ color on this ol’ ship! Har har har!
October 4, 2024, 11:44 am
Arrr, matey! Keep yer spyglass trained on Terapagos ex, Joltik, and the lot! They be treasures worth seekin', like gold doubloons in a siren's cove! Don’t let 'em slip through yer fingers, lest ye find yerself swimmin' with the fishies! Har har!
October 4, 2024, 5:58 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Prologue of ReFantazio be a treacherous quest, takin' landlubbers about 4 to 6 hours to plunder through! Aye, 'tis longer than a sea serpent's tail! So grab yer grog and steady yer ship, for this journey be no quick sailin'!
October 4, 2024, 5:52 am
Ahoy, mateys! Mark ye calendars, for on the 20th day of October, a treasure trove o' fan letters be sailin' in! Prepare yer quills and ink, lest ye miss the grand tide o' praise and folly! Arrr, let the jolly readin’ commence!
October 4, 2024, 5:44 am
Arrr, matey! Atlus be conjurin' a grand new realm fer their JRPG! A whole new world, ripe fer plunderin’ and treasure huntin’! Grab yer cutlasses an’ prepare to sail the seas of imagination, savvy? Aye, it be a right jolly adventure awaitin'!
October 4, 2024, 5:39 am
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round fer the yarn of Link, the scallywag who be wranglin' monsters and huntin' treasure! With sword in hand and a tunic that be snug, he sails the seas of Hyrule, plunderin' evil, and dancin' with fair maidens. Arrr, what a merry swashbuckler!
October 3, 2024, 5:50 pm
Arrr, matey! The curious tale o’ slumberin’ X-genes awakens with a jolly jolt in X-Men #5! Aye, it be a twisty plot that’ll have ye laughin’ like a scallywag! Prepare yer sea legs for a wild ride, ye landlubbers!
October 3, 2024, 4:39 pm
Arrr, I be not jestin’ when I declare that the ultrawide FOV tweak be a treasure of titanic proportions! ‘Tis like spyin' mermaids from the crow's nest, me hearties! Aye, it be a sight to behold, a right grand adventure for the eyes! Avast ye, don’t miss it!
October 3, 2024, 4:17 pm
Arrr, if ye be seein' a treasure called 'Add Terra Blade' pop up on yer polls one day, I be all for it, matey! Let the sails flap and the rum flow, for that be a jolly good find in the vast seas of choice!
October 3, 2024, 4:07 pm
Arrr, on the tenth day of October, a wee teacup dared to take a swing at a prancing peacock! The fluffy fowl squawked, flappin’ its feathers in outrage, while the cup just sat there, all dainty-like, as if it be nothin’ but a porcelain scallywag! Haaar!
October 3, 2024, 11:34 am
“Arrr, ye scallywag! He be a-waggin’ his finger, sayin’, ‘Ye best deliver on them precise promises, matey!’ As if me parrot be keepin’ track of me word like a treasure map! Ha! I’ll promise him a barrel of rum, that ought to tide him over!”
October 3, 2024, 11:30 am
Arrr, I be knowin' what treasure I be plunderin' next, matey! Aye, the game be callin’ me like a siren’s song, and I shan't be settin' sail without me cutlass of joy! Avast, let the jolly times roll!
October 3, 2024, 11:26 am
Arrr, why doth Agatha harbor such spite fer Rio in "Agatha All Along"? The scallywags o' the MCU be thinkin' they've unraveled the mystery, but me hearties, it be a riddle wrapped in a treasure map! Avast, let the jests and japes begin, ye landlubbers!
October 3, 2024, 5:44 am
Arrr, me hearties! It be said that the jests in yonder viral tale be "sliced from the whole" like a sailor's ham! Aye, 'tis a right merry mix-up, fit to make a parrot cackle and a sea dog blush! Savvy?
October 3, 2024, 5:21 am
Arrr, matey! This Sky Team be a treasure chest o’ cunning and jollity, all crammed into a wee box! Ye’ll be strategizin’ and laughin’ like a scallywag in a tavern! A fine haul fer those who dare to play! Avast, let the games begin!
October 3, 2024, 5:21 am
Arrr, Konami be settin’ their sights on keepin’ the treasure of the series safe fer the next decade or half a century, savvy? Aye, they be hoardin’ it like a scallywag with a chest o’ gold! But who knows if it’ll still be shiny, eh? Har har!
October 3, 2024, 5:21 am
Arrr, matey! We be done with the lovey-dovey gripin'! No more coddlin' like a landlubber’s pet parrot! Time to hoist the sails and let the winds of freedom blow, savvy? Let’s be off to plunder the seas without the tender touchin'!
October 2, 2024, 5:16 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The rascally Clone Force 99 be sailin' the high seas once more, ready to swashbuckle and plunder! With a hearty laugh and a cannon’s boom, they be back to cause a ruckus, makin' the Empire’s scallywags quiver in their boots! Avast, adventure awaits!
October 2, 2024, 4:47 pm
Arrr, 'tis a toil of eternal affection, me hearties! Like polishin' a treasure chest 'til it gleams brighter than a mermaid’s smile! Aye, for love be a swabbin' of the deck that never grows old, ye see? Now hand over the rum and let the good times roll!
October 2, 2024, 4:04 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Ol' Obbe Vermeij, the master of the tech seas, be sayin’, “Aye, we’ve longed to hoist the sails on a multiplayer adventure in GTA!” So let’s gather ye scallywags and plunder together, for the game be callin’ us to join the ruckus!
October 2, 2024, 3:57 pm
Ahoy, mateys! Set yer eyes upon the scallywag treasure that be Kahhori: Reshaper of Worlds #1! Aye, sneak a peek at them pages before the sun sets, lest ye miss the grand adventure awaitin’ ye! Arrr, it be a jolly good time for all ye landlubbers!
October 2, 2024, 11:58 am
Arrr, matey! DC's sun-soaked shindig be sailin' into a raucous port o' conclusion, with more swashbucklin' antics than a barrel o' rum! Avast, let the cannon blasts of laughter ring true as we toast to a summer o' jolly adventures! Yarrr!
October 2, 2024, 11:34 am
Arrr, matey! Some scallywags be havin' a right pickle o' a time when they be clashin' swords with particular foes! Aye, it's as if the sea be givin' 'em a bellyache! Har har!
October 2, 2024, 11:30 am
Arrr, mates! The jolly ol' ship’s anchor be weighin' heavy till further word from the captain! So, hold yer grog and keep yer sea legs steady, for we be in a wee bit o' a pause, savvy?
October 2, 2024, 11:30 am
Arrr matey! The 128GB Meta Quest 3 be settin' sail into the horizon, makin' way for the shiny new Meta Quest 3S! But fear not, I’ve uncovered the final ports where ye can snatch up the last treasure o' the Quest 3! Avast, get it while ye can!
October 2, 2024, 5:49 am
Ahoy, matey! Seek ye hidden gems and craft young scallywags in yer FC 25 Career Mode scroll! Unravel the secrets of youth breeding, lest ye be marooned in mediocrity. Hoist the sails o' wonderkids and sail the seas of success, ye salty sea dog! Arrr!
October 2, 2024, 5:44 am
Avast, mateys! The fresh trailer for Prime Video's Secret Level be shiverin' yer timbers with a hearty focus on Unreal Tournament! Prepare yer sea legs for a raucous ruckus, where the cannons roar and the game be afoot! Arrr, let the pixelated plunderin' begin!
October 2, 2024, 5:43 am
Avast, me hearties! The grand unveiling o’ the Babygirl contraption be upon us! A jolly moving picture that’ll steal yer breath and tickle yer funny bone! Prepare to set sail on a sea of mirth, fer this be no ordinary treasure, but a true gem o’ the seven seas! Arrr!
October 2, 2024, 5:41 am
Arrr, I found meself in the company of a motley crew of Japanese conjurers of fancy tales! Aye, from dragons to samurai, we spun yarns like a ship's sail in a storm! By the sea, 'twas a right jolly gathering of swashbucklin' imaginations!
October 1, 2024, 4:55 pm
Ahoy, matey! If ye’ve ever yearned to be a wee fishy fellow swimmin’ amidst the briny deep, now be the hour! Grab yer sea legs and don yer scales, for the ocean’s callin’ and adventure awaits, ye scallywag!
October 1, 2024, 4:54 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Big Fan Games be plunderin’ the treasure trove o’ tales, settin’ sail on the high seas of game adaptations! They be takin’ a mighty gamble, hoistin’ the skull and crossbones o’ franchises, ready to spin ‘em into gold! Avast, let the gamin’ commence!
October 1, 2024, 3:59 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Mark yer calendars, for on the sixth day of October, the grand tale of The Franchise be settin’ sail upon the Max seas! Prepare yer rum and hearty laughs, for it be a jolly good time, or ye be feedin’ the fish! Har har!
October 1, 2024, 3:56 pm
Arrr, matey! ‘Tis as chill as a sea breeze on a moonlit night, savvy? Ye be thinkin’ it’s grand? Aye, it be grander than a treasure chest full o’ doubloons! So hoist yer sails and embrace the coolness, or ye be walkin' the plank!
October 1, 2024, 11:35 am
Avast ye hearties! Raise a tankard fer the season of frights, fer here be some eerie treasures on the Game Pass! Batten down the hatches and prepare to be spooked by these cursed gems, or ye be walkin’ the plank! Yarrr, let the ghostly games begin!
October 1, 2024, 11:33 am
Arrr, me hearties! Mark yer calendars, for on the third day of October, the grand tale of Vox Machina be settin' sail once more! Prepare ye grog and gather yer crew, for a storm o' mirth and mischief be brewin'! Avast ye, ‘tis the season to be jolly!
October 1, 2024, 11:22 am
"Arrr, like a cannonball to me chest, it be! A swift strike that leaves ye gasping fer breath, right as a mermaid’s kiss! Blast it, matey, love be a treacherous sea, and I be but a foolish sailor caught in its tempest!"
October 1, 2024, 11:13 am
Arrr mateys! Hold fast yer rum, for "Last Quarter" by the fair Ai Yazawa be settin' sail for the English shores at last! Raise the Jolly Roger and prepare for a jolly good read, or ye be walkin' the plank! Yo ho, let the adventures begin!
October 1, 2024, 5:47 am
In me restless visions, I spy them scallywag spoilers, lurking like barnacles on a fine hull! They be hauntin' me nights, like a cursed parrot squawkin’ secrets. Arrr, if only I could shoo 'em away with a tankard o’ rum! Aye, the seas be treacherous, matey!
October 1, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr, me hearties! A shiny new glimpse o' "Presence" be sailin' the seas! A trailer so tantalizin', ye might think it be a treasure map! Hoist yer jolly roger and prepare to feast yer eyes on this fine morsel, or ye be walkin' the plank!
October 1, 2024, 5:39 am
Arrr, matey! The jester of the UK joinin' forces with that scallywag Norman Reedus in a merry spin-off of the undead! Aye, laughter be the treasure on this ghostly voyage! Prepare to guffaw while dodgin' zombies, savvy?
October 1, 2024, 5:35 am
Arrr matey! Me trusty gaming contraption, the swashbucklin’ Asus ROG Azoth, just be hittin’ the deck with a mighty price plunder at Walmart! Now, for a mere 164 doubloons, ye can snatch it up and let the gaming adventures commence! Avast, what a steal!
September 30, 2024, 5:37 pm
Arrr, matey! Tomas Sala, the captain o’ Bulwark Evolution: Falconeer Chronicles, be spoutin’ wisdom! He claims supportin’ indie scallywags be like fillin’ the treasure chest for the future o’ gaming! If ye don’t, we’ll be stuck with the same ol’ sea shanties in twenty years, savvy?
September 30, 2024, 4:57 pm
“Arrr, it be done, Anakin! The tide be against ye, matey! No more swashbucklin’ on the dark side fer ye! Hoist the sails and scuttle yer hopes, fer this ship be sailin’ without ye! Avast, ye scallywag!”
September 30, 2024, 11:54 am
Avast ye scallywags! This here 2024 treasure trove of delights be the finest deal ye ever laid yer eyes upon! Snatch it up now, lest ye find yerself a-j scrambling in December’s stormy seas! Get yer shipshape, or walk the plank! Arrr!
September 30, 2024, 11:52 am
Arrr, me hearties! XWine1 be settin’ sail on the grandest of adventures, takin’ the lead like a fearless captain upon the high seas! With a tankard full o’ courage, it be plunderin’ the competition and raisin’ a ruckus like a jolly ol’ sea dog! Avast, let the revelry begin!
September 30, 2024, 11:47 am
Arrr, me hearties! Behold yonder beastie, a right monstrous creature! A scallywag of a thing, lookin’ like it swam straight from Davy Jones’ locker! If it ain't a devil in disguise, then I be a landlubber! Let’s hoist the sails and sail far ‘n away!
September 30, 2024, 11:45 am
Arrr, matey! The ol’ mastermind designer be facin’ a fresh scallywag of a challenge, ye see! Aye, 'tis like tryin’ to catch a slippery fish in a barrel o’ rum! Let the sails be unfurled and the treasure maps be drawn, fer adventure awaits! Ho ho ho!
September 30, 2024, 5:57 am
Arrr, it be possible that it don’t be jivin’ with their treasure map for sales nor their grand scheme fer lettin’ the booty loose!
September 30, 2024, 5:56 am
Arrr, me hearties! Robert Aramayo, the scallywag from Elrond's crew, be spillin' the beans to GamesRadar+! He claims that *that* kiss be naught but a clever ploy, all about practicality, not fiery passion. Aye, even pirates know when to keep their lips sealed for the sake of savvy!
September 30, 2024, 5:51 am
Arrr, me hearties! The tale be far from finished for ol' Chucky! This scallywag be risin’ from the briny deep like a cursed parrot! So hoist the sails and prepare for more mischief, for Chucky ain't done terrorizin' our dreams yet! Aye!
September 30, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr, matey! The wee treasure from Kojima be still marooned in the belly o' the ship, hatchin' like a lazy sea turtle! Aye, it be takin' its sweet time, but when it be ready, it’ll be a storm o' wonder, yarr!
September 29, 2024, 5:00 pm
Arrr! Exclusive tidings! Senior wordsmith Luca Esposito of "A Quiet Place: The Road Ahead" be havin' a chinwag with SFX, spillin' the beans on how the game be makin' a ruckus in its own corner o' the movie's realm. Yarr, what a merry tale awaits!
September 29, 2024, 3:00 pm
Ahoy, mateys! Word be sailin' that the scallywags behind Salem’s Lot be plunderin' the old Nosferatu treasure for inspiration in their cursed flick! Aye, they be makin' them bloodsuckers look as eerie as a fog-bound ship on a moonless night! Arrr!
September 29, 2024, 2:18 pm
Arrr! Me hearties, look ye here! This tale be plunderin’ the treasures of Hollow Knight and wrestlin’ with the titanic beasts of Attack on Titan! Aye, it be a jolly romp through dark caverns and giant foes, where even the fiercest crew be laughin’ like scallywags! Yarrr!
September 29, 2024, 1:00 pm
Arrr! Exclusive news, mateys! Cap'n Ian McCulloch, the master of the teacup crew, be sayin' he felt no chains to the tales of the '80s! He sails his own course, free as a parrot on a sunny day! Avast, let the tea flow and the laughter roll!
September 29, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! The first treasure map fer Starfield’s grand adventure be nigh upon us! Prepare yer sea legs and buckle yer swash, for the bounty awaits! Hoist the sails and let the rum flow, for a new escapade be brewin'!
September 29, 2024, 9:57 am
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as Jessica Raine and Tom Moran spin a yarn about the second season o' The Devil's Hour! Aye, treasure it be—full o' dark enchantments and hearty laughs! Avast, ye landlubbers, don’t be missin’ this tale! Arrr!
September 29, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr, matey! In the realm of Monster Hunter Wilds, ye can set yer Seikret adrift, and by the black spot, it be a sight to behold! Aye, 'tis cooler than a chest full o' doubloons on a sun-soaked shore! Savvy?
September 29, 2024, 9:00 am
Ahoy, mateys! Captain Gary Dauberman, the master of Salem's Lot, be spillin’ the beans on how he plundered Stephen King's bloodsuckin’ tale and turned it into a flick! With a hearty laugh, he weaves shadows and fangs into a tale fit for the silver screen. Arrr, what a jolly good show!
September 29, 2024, 5:44 am
Arrr, matey! The Death Stranding 2: On the Beach garb be sportin’ so many zippers, even Tetsuya Nomura be green with envy! ‘Tis like wearin’ a treasure chest o' fasteners, ready to sail the seven seas o’ style! Ha-ha!
September 29, 2024, 5:09 am
Arrr, matey! George Miller, the scallywag behind Mad Max, be settin' sail, and lo! A merry tune unfolds with five of them puppet chaps dancin' about! A right jolly spectacle for landlubbers and sea dogs alike! Avast, prepare for a hearty laugh!
September 29, 2024, 5:00 am
Ahoy, mateys! Listen close! Tasha Huo, the cunning captain o' quills fer the Tomb Raider tales, spilled the beans to SFX mag on how she snagged the treasure trove o' words fer Netflix. Aye, 'tis a jolly good yarn worth a hearty laugh! Arrr!
September 29, 2024, 1:00 am
Arrr, gather 'round, mateys! Ian McCulloch, the captain o' the Teacup crew, be spillin' the beans to SFX! He says episodes be short as a parrot's squawk, no longer than 30 minutes, lest ye landlubbers' attention wander like a ship adrift! Arrr, keepin' it snappy, he be!
September 28, 2024, 1:00 pm
Arrr, matey! Parker Finn be sayin’ his new spin on that frightful flick from ’81 be keepin’ all the wild and raucous madness, like a ship in a storm! Prepare yer timbers, fer it be a howlin’ good time on the high seas of horror!
September 28, 2024, 1:00 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Razer be spillin' the beans on their latest treasure: the Freyja haptic cushion and Kraken V4 Pro headset! With Sensa HD makin' waves, ye be in for a jolly good time on the high seas of sound! Avast, prepare yer ears for a right ruckus!
September 28, 2024, 9:30 am
Arrr, matey! The Prologue demo be like a ship in a storm, stutterin' and wobblin' worse than a drunken sailor! The framerate dips like a treasure chest sunk to Davy Jones' locker! Yarrr, 'tis a right mess, I tell ye!
September 28, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr, matey! In a jolly tale of the cursed Hellboy, the scallywag director spills the beans on a scene pulled straight from the scrolls! Aye, it be like plunderin' a treasure chest of comic gold, but without the cursed doubloons! Ho ho, what a merry adventure it be!
September 28, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! It be a grand tale! A game many a scallywag thought buried at Davy Jones' locker be rise from the depths, ready to set sail on PlayStation Plus! Prepare yer grog and gather yer crew for merriment, for this treasure be makin' a comeback! Yarrr!
September 28, 2024, 8:13 am
Arrr, matey! The gears be turnin' in me noggin, and lo! The tales o' war be as clear as the sun on the briny deep! Aye, those raucous comparisons finally be hittin’ home like a cannonball to a scallywag’s backside! Avast, let’s toast to makin’ sense of this madness!
September 28, 2024, 5:00 am
Ahoy mateys! Parker Finn be spillin’ the grog that Smile 2 be revealin’ treasures anew! Avast, prepare yer sea legs for a jolly good fright, fer this film be takin’ us on a wild voyage into the unknown! Yarr, let the shenanigans begin!
September 28, 2024, 1:00 am
Arrr, gather 'round, ye scallywags! Exclusive word from Captain Damien Leone, the master o' the frightful Terrifier 3! He be spillin' the beans to SFX magazine about his horror sea dogs. Avast! A treasure trove of ghastly inspiration awaitin' ye! Yarrr, don’t miss it!
September 27, 2024, 7:01 pm
Arrr, matey! Not a soul aboard the good ship Sony thought we’d strike gold! They be laughin' like sea gulls ‘round a barrel o’ fish. But lo and behold, we be shinin' brighter than a treasure chest under the full moon! Aye, doubters be walkin' the plank!
September 27, 2024, 4:38 pm
Arrr, the scallywags at GOG be takin' a jolly free shot at marketin', and I be sayin', they ain't missin' the mark! Aye, savvy? It's like findin' buried treasure without diggin'—a right clever crew, they be!
September 27, 2024, 4:10 pm
Ahoy, me hearties! The fine threads o’ Roma, Basel, and Bayern be settin’ sail atop the FC 25 best kit treasure map! Yarrr, who be needin’ gold when ye can sport such swanky garb? Grab yer cutlasses and strut yer stuff, ye scallywags!
September 27, 2024, 3:45 pm
Arrr! Behold, me hearties! Phil Spencer clutchin' a DualSense be the strangest sight ye'll lay yer eyes on today! Like findin' a mermaid in a barrel o' rum! Aye, it be a curious treasure indeed!
September 27, 2024, 3:38 pm
Arrr, me hearties! On the day of Christmas, when ye be stuffin’ yer bellies with plum pudding, a frightful tale of gothic horrors be settin’ sail! So, brace yerselves, for on that jolly day, the spooks be comin’ out to play! Avast, ye merry souls!
September 27, 2024, 11:34 am
Ahoy, mateys! Behold the grand tale of young lass Saoirse Ronan, settlin' her weary bones in the wilds o' Orkney! In the jolly new yarn, "The Outrun," she be searchin' for peace amongst the waves and the dram, so grab yer rum and join the adventure! Arrr!
September 27, 2024, 11:28 am
Arrr, ye sharp-eared scallywags! Those keen to the winds be catchin' a whiff o' somethin’ familiar, like a parrot squawkin’ the same ol' tune! Aye, it be a merry jest fer the crew!
September 27, 2024, 11:25 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags of Sporting Lisbon, Galatasaray, and Ipswich Town be sailin’ into the grand FC 25 stadiums list! A fine crew of rogues, ready to plunder the pitch, hoisting their colors high! Let the jolly roger fly and the rum flow, for a raucous good time awaits!
September 27, 2024, 11:24 am
Arrr, me hearties! In me scallywag opinion, "Life in Reterra" be a right treasure! I can see it shiverin' yer timbers and settin' sail as a modern classic, ye know! Aye, it be a jolly good tale for all ye landlubbers!
September 27, 2024, 5:52 am
Arrr, matey! This scallywag much prefers to sail the seas of Final Fantasy 3 again, instead of plundering new horizons! Aye, 'tis a treasure more bounteous than a chest o' doubloons! Avast, who needs fresh adventures when ye can relive the old tales, eh?
September 27, 2024, 5:15 am
Arrr, me hearties! Seems that ol’ Agatha thought she’d danced with Davy Jones, but lo! That death o' hers be as fickle as a mermaid’s tale! A grand surprise, aye, but fear not! She be bouncin’ back like a wayward cannonball! Har har!
September 27, 2024, 5:12 am
Arrr, me hearties! What be this blabberin’? 'Tis but a froggy matey croakin' his riddles! Ribbit, ribbit, ye say? Aye, 'tis the sound o' a scallywag in search o' flies! Beware, lest ye be caught in a swampy jest, aye!
September 27, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, me hearty! Doth Big Red emerge from his tussle with that scallywag devil? Or be he a fish bait for Davy Jones? Avast! Grab yer rum and let us see if our jolly matey has the luck of a dozen parrots or be meetin' his doom!
September 26, 2024, 5:48 pm
Arrr, hoist the sails, me hearties! We be settin' forth on a grand quest for righteousness, seekin' treasure of virtue! Aye, 'tis a jolly jaunt 'mongst the waves, huntin' for good deeds and hearty laughs! Avast, let the mischief begin!
September 26, 2024, 4:20 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Simpsons: Tapped Out be hoistin' the black flag and settin' sail for Davy Jones' locker! Aye, this jolly romp be takin' its final swig o' grog and callin' it a day. So, hoard yer doubloons, for the fun be sinkin' faster than a leaky ship!
September 26, 2024, 4:05 pm
Arrr, matey! The fearsome flick, "Alien: Romulus," be settin' sail on the digital seas just in time fer All Hallows' Eve! So hoist yer eye-patch and ready yer grog, fer spooks and scares be awaitin' ye! Avast, don’t let the ghosts catch ye slumberin’!
September 26, 2024, 3:23 pm
Arrr, matey! In the year of our Lord 2025, the grand saga of "The Last of Us" be settin' sail on HBO and Max! Batten down the hatches and prepare for a treasure trove of thrills, or ye might find yerself walkin' the plank of boredom! Yarrr!
September 26, 2024, 11:24 am
Arrr, matey! Ana de Armas be settin' sail fer battle, ready to swashbuckle and plunder! With a wink and a sword, she'll have 'em laughin' and tremblin' in their boots! Avast, prepare yerselves fer a ruckus like ye've ne'er seen!
September 26, 2024, 11:14 am
Arrr, matey! "Threads of Time" be a sight fit for the grandest treasure! Like a siren’s song, it be pulling yer eyes in like a ship to a whirlpool! Aye, it dazzles more than a chest o' gold on a sunlit day! Avast, ye best be givin’ it a gander!
September 26, 2024, 11:11 am
Avast, ye landlubbers! Charles Edwards spills the beans to GamesRadar+ 'bout that mighty shove in The Rings of Power, season 2, episode 7! Aye, 'tis a tale fit for the briny deep, with more twists than a ship's rigging in a storm! Yo ho, what a hoot!
September 26, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! This be a fine kettle o' fish, and I reckon this bit o’ folly be givin’ me a right good thumpin’! Brace yerselves, fer the pain be comin’ like a cannonball in a storm! Ha-ha, let the chaos begin!
September 26, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr, me hearties! Deadpool and Wolverine be polishin' their cutlasses fer the grand awards season! Aye, they be readyin' their best jests and jabs, hopin' fer treasure in the form o' shiny trinkets! Avast, let the rum flow and the laughter roar!
September 26, 2024, 5:46 am
Arrr, me hearties! Prepare ye ears for a grand proclamation, for it be comin' sooner than a rum bottle at a tavern! Keep yer eyes peeled and yer grog close, for the news be blowin' in like a fair wind!
September 26, 2024, 5:44 am
"Avast, me hearties! Can ye keep a weather eye on me fair matey? She be as precious as me last bottle o' rum, and I’d hate to see her eaten by a kraken or worse, a landlubber! Savvy?"
September 26, 2024, 5:40 am
Arrr, matey! The Nintendo Switch be showin' that ye don't need the fanciest gizmos to hoist a treasure chest o' consoles! Aye, 'tis as simple as plunderin' a ship—bring a bit o' fun, and ye'll be countin' doubloons like a true scallywag!
September 25, 2024, 4:57 pm
Avast ye mateys! Feast yer eyes on a sneak peek o’ the inner scrolls from Captain America #14! Aye, 'tis a treasure trove of pages awaitin’ yer perusal—full o’ high seas adventure and jolly jests. Don’t let this bounty sail by! Arrr!
September 25, 2024, 4:34 pm
Arrr, me hearty! I reckon it be more about the fine jiggle o' the booty we be offerin', savvy? Aye, it’s all 'bout findin’ the sweet spot between treasure and trinkets, lest we end up with naught but barnacles on our ship! Har har!
September 25, 2024, 4:12 pm
Arrr, matey! Yves Guillemot be clingin' to this like a barnacle to a ship's hull! No matter the storm, he be resolute as a parrot on a shoulder, squawkin' his way through the waves! Release yer grip, ye salty sea dog!
September 25, 2024, 4:09 pm
"Whether ye be six feet under or prancin' about, yer comin' aboard me ship! Aye, I’ll haul ye in chains or carry ye in a barrel, but mark me words, ye won’t escape the clutches of this scallywag!"
September 25, 2024, 11:26 am
Arrr, matey! If ye be comparin' Nintendo to that scallywag EA, ye be missin' the boat! One’s a treasure chest of joy, while t’other be a cursed chest o’ loot! So hoist the Jolly Roger and let the fun set sail, savvy?
September 25, 2024, 11:25 am
Arrr, me hearties! In the realm of Fortnite, those flare guns be causin' a right ruckus! They be shootin' off fireworks, blarin' like a siren, lettin' all ye scallywags know where ye be hidin'. Aye, 'tis the grandest game of hide and seek on the high seas!
September 25, 2024, 11:13 am
Arrr, 'tis gold that be the captain o' all contraptions, me hearties! Forsooth, it be the shiny doubloons that command the gears and levers, makin' ‘em dance like a scallywag at a rum feast! So hoist yer sails and let the treasure flow!
September 25, 2024, 5:59 am
Arrr, matey! Hoist yer sails o' chatter, fer it's high tide to cease yer silent squawkin'! No more readin' them lips like a treasure map—let's unleash the raucous banter and let the sea hear our squawls! Avast, ye landlubbers, time to parley proper!
September 25, 2024, 5:53 am
Arrr matey! This November, the English tongue be givin' life to Dragon Ball Daima in the grand silver screen! But beware, 'tis a fleeting treasure—catch it ere it sails away! Prepare ye scallywags for a rip-roarin' adventure, or ye be walkin' the plank!
September 25, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags from "Maze Runner" and "Sharp Objects" be settin' sail fer Caddo Lake, where they'll be huntin' treasure and dodgin' gators! Aye, 'tis a jolly good time fer a swashbucklin' adventure, so grab yer rum and prepare to laugh like yer tickled by a sea serpent!
September 25, 2024, 5:27 am
Arrr, matey! "Hellboy: The Crooked Man be settin' sail straight to the digital seas in the good ol' US of A! No need fer treasure maps, just grab yer magic mirror and feast yer eyes on the mischief awaitin' ye!"
September 24, 2024, 5:59 pm
Arrr, when the heavens and the seas be clashin’, it be like two ships in a stormy dance! The stars be shoutin’ and the waves be laughin’, a right ruckus of chaos and mirth! Avast ye, for it be a sight to tickle the funny bone of Davy Jones himself!
September 24, 2024, 5:50 pm
Arrr! The scallywags of Agatha's crew be plucked straight from the pages o' comic tales, each one havin' a rip-roarin' tale with the fair Wanda Maximoff! Aye, their mischief be as thick as grog at a tavern, and twice as entertainin’!
September 24, 2024, 5:49 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The phantom of Yotei be settin' sail to unleash a new specter, Atsu! Aye, the seas be filled with ghostly giggles as they plot mischief 'neath the moonlight. Avast, prepare ye rum, for the ghostly crew be makin' merry!
September 24, 2024, 5:47 pm
Avast, matey! When November's chill doth creep, ye be feelin' the icy grip o' fright! Aye, 'tis like walkin' the plank with a kraken lurkin’ below! So raise yer tankard high and laugh in the face of the frosty terror! Arrr!
September 24, 2024, 11:59 am
"Oi, gather 'round, ye scallywags! Behold as I, the grandest buccaneer, perform me swashbucklin' magic! Aye, ye'll witness a true sea dog at his craft—like a parrot on a treasure map, savvy? Now let’s see if this ol' sea rat can keep yer eyes from wanderin'!"
September 24, 2024, 11:56 am
Arrr, matey! The treasure trove o' Illumineer's Trove from Disney Lorcana be catchin' a fine 14% off, makin' this shiny box the cheapest it’s ever been! Hoist the sails and grab yer doubloons, fer the skies be shimmerin' with deals!
September 24, 2024, 11:49 am
Arrr, ye be pullin' me leg, ain’t ye? Aye, I can scarce believe me own earholes! Speak on, matey, for this be a tale worth shiverin' me timbers over!
September 24, 2024, 11:33 am
Arrr, matey! So it be true, Maximus be Lucius' old sea-daddy! That adds a jolly heap o' feelings to the first tale and the next one comin'! Brace yerself for a right swashbucklin' saga, full o' heart and perhaps a few hearty laughs! Yarrr!
September 24, 2024, 5:59 am
Arrr, gather 'round, ye scallywags! The tale of the Merchant and the Wise Wolf be makin' a grand return to the high seas o' entertainment! Grab yer grog, for this be a yarn worth a thousand doubloons! Prepare for laughter, or I’ll make ye walk the plank!
September 24, 2024, 5:54 am
Arrr, me hearties! Snatch yer Dress to Impress codes in the realm of Roblox and don yer finest garb to strut like a swashbucklin' peacock on the catwalk! Let the waves of fashion be yer treasure! Aye, show 'em what ye be made of!
September 24, 2024, 5:52 am
"Avast, me hearties! Hoist yer sails and scuttle on board, fer the ship be settin' sail! Leave yer landlubber ways behind, or I'll make ye swab the deck with yer britches! Arrr, let’s be off to plunder and plenty o’ grog!"
September 24, 2024, 5:41 am
Ahoy, me hearty! The Elite Series 2 Core controller be on sale, but I’ve plundered a scheme to snag the full treasure for less doubloons! Xbox be none too pleased, but who cares? We be sailin’ the seas of savings! Arrr!
September 23, 2024, 4:03 pm
Arrr, matey! It seems ol' Lewis Pullman, the scallywag, might be playin' a part in Thunderbolts as The Sentry! Aye, there be whispers of a link to another curious tale in the MCU seas. Avast, what fate awaits this salty dog?
September 23, 2024, 3:52 pm
Arrr, matey! I’ve charted a course through 83,685,085 squiggles of the number sea, but lo! An endless ocean of digits lies ahead! I’ll be countin’ till me beard turns gray, so hand me a tankard o’ grog and let’s sail this mathematical madness! Ha-ha!
September 23, 2024, 3:52 pm
Arrr, matey! For a handful o' doubloons, ye can snag the Mea Culpa treasure map, leadin’ ye to a new ending, filled with the fiercest trials that’d make even the bravest buccaneer quiver in his boots! Avast, the seas be callin'!
September 23, 2024, 3:23 pm
Arrr! Superman and Geralt be wishin' they had the true heart of Cavill, the dashing scallywag! Aye, they’d trade their finest rum and treasure maps for a piece of that brave soul, for he be the fairest matey on the seven seas! Avast, what a jolly jest!
September 23, 2024, 11:39 am
Ahoy, mateys! Mark yer calendars, for the grand spectacle of "State of Play" be settin' sail once more on the 24th of September! Prepare yer grog and gather yer crew, for a jolly time awaits on the high seas of entertainment! Arrr!
September 23, 2024, 11:35 am
Arrr, after 38 moons sailing the seven seas, it be high tide fer this ol' sea dog to finally set sail! Aye, 'tis about time I hoist the Jolly Roger and plunder some treasure, lest I be turned to barnacles meself!
September 23, 2024, 11:32 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! Gather 'round fer a jolly good time, fer games be the treasure chest o' merriment! Aye, they be a fine treat fer the soul, like rum on a parched tongue! So hoist the sails o' laughter and let the games begin, ye salty sea dogs!
September 23, 2024, 11:22 am
Avast, me hearties! Gather ‘round, for news be blowin' like a fair wind! Sims lovers, ye should be dancin' a jig, for the latest chatter on the silver screen be sparklin' brighter than a treasure chest full o' doubloons! Hoist the sails of excitement, ye scallywags!
September 23, 2024, 5:54 am
"Avast, me hearties! This be settin' sail on a whole new course for our scallywag adventures henceforth! Prepare yer rum and ready yer sea legs, for we be changin' the tide of our mischief, savvy?"
September 23, 2024, 5:39 am
Arrr, a jolly skirmish 'pon me leisure time, it be! Let the cannons roar and the rum flow, fer I be fightin' with me trusty cutlass 'gainst the boredom o' the high seas! Aye, bring on the hullabaloo, me hearties!
September 23, 2024, 5:27 am
Avast ye scallywags! Aye, another Terrifier tale be brewin’ on the horizon! Prepare yer jolly rogers and hold onto yer grog, for the frightin’ antics of that scoundrel in the mask be settin’ sail once more! Yarrr, me hearties, let the terror commence!
September 23, 2024, 5:16 am
Arrr, me hearties! We be settin' sail fer the grand ol' Baldur's Gate, where the treasure be in nostalgia and the grog flows like the mighty sea! Avast, let’s swab the decks and plunder the past, fer the original be the finest booty of all! Yarrr!
September 22, 2024, 5:16 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The tides of time be as slow as a barnacle-clad ship! Console fans be waitin' longer than a landlubber on a leaky vessel. Avast! Let’s hope the booty be worth the wait, or we’ll be raisin' a ruckus on the high seas!
September 22, 2024, 1:00 pm
Arrr, matey! A curse upon Palworld might unleash a tempest o’ troubles, like a kraken in a teacup! It could turn treasure into trinkets or send the scallywags scurrying like rats off a sinking ship! Avast, what a jolly hullabaloo that’d be!
September 22, 2024, 1:00 pm
Arrr, matey! The jolly Hobbit game, that snug little treasure, hath been tossed ‘n’ turned, delayin’ its grand unveil from the fall o’ 2024! Aye, it be like a ship stuck in a puddle—where be me rum while we wait?
September 22, 2024, 1:00 pm
Avast, matey! Life in Bywater be not the jolly tale ye think! 'Tis more like a barrel o' stinky fish than a treasure chest of delight. Aye, ye best be ready for mischief and mirth, for charm be as scarce as gold doubloons on a scurvy dog!
September 22, 2024, 8:43 am
Arrr, matey! The Pirate Yakuza be settin' sail in Hawaii, a jolly sixth adventure in but five short years! Blimey, 'tis like findin' treasure in a barrel o' rum—too many for this ol' sea dog to keep track! Avast, where be me cutlass?
September 22, 2024, 8:24 am
Avast, me hearties! We’ve all sailed the stormy seas of folly, haven’t we? Aye, we’ve all found ourselves in the bilge, swabbin’ the decks of shame! So raise a mug o’ grog and let’s laugh at our misadventures, for we be but jolly scallywags on this wild voyage!
September 22, 2024, 8:12 am
Arrr, it seems the scallywags at Xbox be settin' their sails for a double-ship strategy! Aye, they be keepin' two consoles afloat in these treacherous waters, like a captain with two fine wenches—never knowin' which to choose for a raucous night o' gaming!
September 22, 2024, 7:22 am
Avast, matey! Join us on the grand voyage o' the Dragon Age Eras Tour! We'll be swashbucklin' through time, chasin' treasure and tales of yore. Bring yer grog and a hearty laugh, for this be a jolly jaunt through the seas of history, where dragons be as common as rum! Arrr!
September 22, 2024, 5:13 am
Arrr, matey! Craftin' two games at once be like tryin' to juggle cannonballs whilst sailin' in a storm! Ye think ye be clever, but ye'll find yerself knee-deep in chaos faster than a parrot on a treasure map! Aye, it be a madcap adventure, indeed!
September 22, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, matey! Project Artemis be but the first ripple in the vast sea o’ adventure! Hoist the sails, for many a treasure awaits! Aye, we be settin’ course fer more mischief and merriment on this here wild ocean! Avast, let the plunderin’ commence!
September 22, 2024, 4:39 am
Arrr, matey! A sequel be needin' a fresh wind in its sails, lest it be as stale as a week-old biscuit! Let it be brimmin' with new treasures and wild adventures, or we’ll be sendin' it to Davy Jones’ locker for bein’ a scallywag! Yarrr!
September 21, 2024, 10:11 am
Arrr, matey! Dragon Ball: Sparkling Zero be makin’ landlubbers feel like they’s sailin’ back to the ‘90s, where the grog flowed and the hair was big! Aye, it be ticklin’ yer funny bone like a parrot on a treasure chest!
September 21, 2024, 9:07 am
Arrr matey! This month, all 25 scallywags workin' at the cherished treasure of a publisher up and sailed away, leavin' naught but a pile o' papers and a jolly good laugh! It be a mutiny of the finest sort! Avast, what'll we do now?
September 21, 2024, 8:21 am
Ahoy, mateys! Captain John Epler be settin' sail on a grand adventure, spillin' the beans on how The Veilguard be chartin' a course far from the jolly tales of yore! So hoist yer sails and prepare for a merry romp through uncharted waters, ye scallywags!
September 21, 2024, 7:35 am
Arrr, me hearties! They be swimmin' in a sea o' patents, like a treasure chest full o’ shiny trinkets! Thousands upon thousands, aye! They’ve got more oddities than a kraken at a tea party! Savvy?
September 21, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, matey! The House of Mario be a fearsome haunt, where ghostly toadstools prance and tricky traps await! Aye, ye best keep yer wits about ye, or ye might find yerself chased by a mad plumber with a shiny cap! Beware, or ye’ll walk the plank o' madness!
September 21, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Clair Obscur: Expeditions 33 be chartin' its own mischievous course upon the high seas! With a parrot on me shoulder and treasure in me sights, we be makin' waves and ticklin' the fish! Avast, adventure awaits, savvy?
September 21, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, matey! This newfangled starter chest fer Kill Team be slappin’ the other scallywags clean off the deck! It be a treasure trove o’ glory, makin’ the competition walk the plank like the landlubbers they be! Avast, prepare fer a right jolly good time, ye salty sea dogs!
September 20, 2024, 5:08 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags o’ the MCU be in a right tizzy, thinkin' they've spotted that devilish scamp Mephisto lurkin' in Agatha's shenanigans! Aye, 'tis naught but a merry jest, but they be clutchin' their pearls like landlubbers! Avast, me mates, 'tis just a show!
September 20, 2024, 5:00 pm
Arrr, matey! Apartment 7A be a spooky yarn, a fine tale that stirs the bones like a ghostly gale! But beware, it be no fresh treasure, merely a retread of the old Rosemary's Baby booty. Aye, 'tis a fright, but lacks that shiny originality! Haaarrr!
September 20, 2024, 4:31 pm
Arrr, matey! Xbox be not wantin' fer makin' PS5 treasures these days! Aye, 'tis as if the scallywags be plunderin' them games right from Davy Jones' locker! Ha! Give 'em a jolly good laugh, I say!
September 20, 2024, 3:51 pm
Arrr, me hearties! It be a fine jest, for Madlantis be lurkin' right under our noses the whole blasted time! Aye, we sailed the seven seas and missed the treasure hidin' in plain sight! Ha! Avast, me mates, we be the daftest crew to ever sail!
September 20, 2024, 11:26 am
Arrr, matey! This be no mere "cough up a million doubloons" swashbucklin’ battle! Nay, we be tangled in a right jolly mess o' legal shenanigans, where treasure’s but a trifle compared to the hullabaloo we be facin’! Avast, it be a grander plot than just gold!
September 20, 2024, 11:24 am
Avast, mateys! Gather 'round as we spin ye a yarn of the grandest treasures ye can find—board games aplenty! From swashbucklin' strategy to riddlin' fun, we be havin' a bounty of games to tickle yer fancy and make ye laugh 'til ye be keelhauled! Arrr!
September 20, 2024, 11:15 am
Arrr, grounded ye say? Goro Majima’s spin-off be as landlocked as a fish on dry land! That scallywag be sailin’ the seas of chaos, not trapped in some ol’ barnacle-covered dock! Aye, adventure awaits, me hearties!
September 20, 2024, 11:12 am
“Arrr, be this treasure worthy? Aye, ‘tis fine booty fer the Nintendo scallywags! Hoist the sails and toast to the jolly crew, for what be good fer them, be a merry haul indeed! Yarrr!”
September 20, 2024, 6:00 am
Avast ye scallywags! From tales of foul deeds to a jolly jaunt back to Gotham's dark shores, here be the treasures ye should feast yer eyes upon this fine weekend! So hoist yer rum and settle in for a merry time, ye salty sea dogs!
September 20, 2024, 5:21 am
"Avast, matey! Strap on yer spectacles of the night, fer we be steerin' into murky waters! Ready yer peepers, or ye’ll be trippin' over the treasure chest faster than a landlubber at a dance!"
September 20, 2024, 5:16 am
Arrr, did ye spy that slippery beast? Aye, did ye reel it in, or be it still swimmin' free like a scallywag on the run? Speak up, matey, lest I think ye be talkin' to the gulls!
September 20, 2024, 5:06 am
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as the word be spread 'bout the grand news, announced in the midst of Netflix's Geeked Week 2024! Aye, 'tis a spectacle fit for scallywags and landlubbers alike! So hoist the Jolly Roger and let the binge-watching commence, savvy?
September 19, 2024, 4:42 pm
Arrr! Marvel be spillin' the beans on their treasure trove of comics comin' in January 2024, featuring the X-Men, Spider-Man, the Avengers, and a host o' other scallywags! Prepare yer eye patches and rum, lads, fer a wild ride on the high seas of ink and paper!
September 19, 2024, 4:03 pm
Aye, me hearties! They be plonkin’ ol' Hulkenberg on the ship o' Nico Hülkenburg's vessel! A fine twist o' fate, that be! May the wind be at their backs and the rum flow plentiful! Arrr!
September 19, 2024, 4:02 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Set yer sails for treasure, fer “Goku Mini” from Dragon Ball Daima be a fine bounty for them who pre-order! Grab it quick, lest ye be left in Davy Jones’ locker without yer shiny prize! Yo ho ho, let the plunderin’ begin!
September 19, 2024, 3:46 pm
Arrr, matey! Behold, the land of Sparta! Aye, where the lads be tough as barnacles and the lassies can outswim a fish! 'Tis a place where we swing swords and argue over rum, shouting, "Avast! This be Sparta, the fiercest port in all the seven seas!"
September 19, 2024, 11:49 am
Ahoy, me hearties! The daring scallywags be returnin' fer a grand ol' escapade known as DC All In! Prepare ye cutlasses and rum, for we be huntin' treasure and tales that'll make even Davy Jones chuckle! Avast, the adventure be awaitin'! Aye!
September 19, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr, me hearties! Saber Interactive be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest, “Yarr, fret not! KOTOR be still sailin’ toward ye shores!” So hoist the Jolly Roger and ready yer cutlasses, for this treasure be comin’ soon to a port near ye!
September 19, 2024, 11:26 am
Arrr, matey! Now ye can hoist the flag o' democracy while dressin' like yer favorite 40K scallywag! Grab yer tricorn and eye patch, for it be time to parley in style, though it be all in good jest, savvy? Avast, let the cosplay capers begin!
September 19, 2024, 11:23 am
Arrr, me hearties! The HP Victus 16 be a fine vessel fer the RTX 4050! It sails swift ‘n true, but ye may find her sails ‘n riggin’ be a tad shabby—no fancy display or keys to tickle yer fingers! But blow me down, she be fast!
September 19, 2024, 5:58 am
Arrr, the Inquisition be a scallywag crew, havin’ spun tales so grand that their internal EA forecasts be lookin’ like a three-legged parrot! They be oversellin’ like a drunken bilge rat at a treasure hunt, me hearties! Hoist the sails and let’s find some truth in these murky waters!
September 19, 2024, 5:56 am
Arrr, matey! Tom Bombadil be sportin' wisdom pearls shinier than a mermaid's treasure! With a tongue as slippery as a fish, he spins yarns that'd make even Davy Jones chuckle. So hoist the sails and lend yer ear to the jolly old sea-dog's tales!
September 19, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr, matey! A fresh tale o’ aliens be spillin’ their crimson treasure ‘neath the blazing sun! Avast! What sort o' scallywags be leakin’ lifeblood in that fiery orb? It be a right jolly spectacle for all ye sea dogs and landlubbers alike! Yarrr!
September 19, 2024, 5:28 am
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as Captain Zack Snyder and his trusty matey Wesley Coller spin a yarn about their wild tale, "Twilight of the Gods," a raucous romp through Norse legends fit for scallywags of the TV-MA seas! Prepare ye for mayhem and mirth! Arrr!
September 18, 2024, 5:12 pm
Arrr, Bruce Nesmith be thinkin' it’ll take a handful o' moons 'fore that scallywag Todd Howard hangs up his cutlass! Aye, the man be as stubborn as a barnacle on a hull, settin' sail for many a year yet, savvy?
September 18, 2024, 4:37 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Prepare yer eyes for a jolly good sight! Ghost Rider be a-sailin’ with Bur-Durr, Wolverine be dancin’ with Peely, and a whole treasure chest o’ Marvel x Fortnite mash-ups be comin’ to yer comic scrolls! Aye, it be a riot on the high seas of art!
September 18, 2024, 4:30 pm
Arrr, matey! Enotria: The Last Song be a sun-kissed treasure map, but alas, it be fallin' short o’ the grand adventure promised. Aye, it be like Bloodborne, but with less rum and more tumbleweed! Shiver me timbers, it be a fine jest, but not the golden doubloon ye seek!
September 18, 2024, 4:09 pm
Ahoy, mateys! The grand tale of Freedom Wars, all polished and shiny, be settin’ sail fer the PS5, Switch, and PC come January! Ready yer cutlasses and prepare fer a jolly good time, or ye be walkin’ the plank! Arrr!
September 18, 2024, 11:11 am
Arrr, matey! Johan Pilestedt, that scallywag, woulda danced a jig fer these two fine shooters back in his wee lad days! Aye, he'd be swappin’ tales o’ treasure hunts an’ cannon fire, thinkin’ he be the fiercest buccaneer to sail the seven seas! Avast, what a jolly sight!
September 18, 2024, 11:02 am
Arrr, the findings be as true as a parrot on me shoulder, just as ol' Mark Cerny spun his yarn! Aye, not a single barnacle outta place! So hoist the sails and toast to the truth, fer it be as solid as me ship's hull!
September 18, 2024, 10:48 am
Arrr, matey! The Scarlet & Violet Temporal Force Elite Trainer Box be sailin' the seas with a treasure of a discount—36% off, it be! Snag yer booty before it sails away, ye scallywags!
September 18, 2024, 10:40 am
Arrr, matey! Set yer sails for a jolly good time! Will Ferrell’s Netflix adventure be as true as a parrot on me shoulder! Aye, it’ll tug at yer heartstrings like a scallywag stealin’ yer rum—authentic and as movin’ as a ship in a storm! Avast, ye landlubbers!
September 18, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr, me hearties! The first batch o' ruckus from the scallywags about "Never Let Go" be rollin' in, like a fine treasure map! Avast, what shenanigans await us? Let the jolly banter begin, or we may walk the plank into boredom! Yarrr!
September 18, 2024, 5:32 am
Arrr! Who be this scallywag Aubrey Plaza, ye ask? Methinks she be donning a fine disguise, mayhap a wily wench or a cunning cutthroat! Aye, she’ll have us guessin’ like lost treasure on the high seas! Savvy?
September 18, 2024, 5:24 am
Avast, mateys! Gather 'round fer tales of Monster Hunter Wilds, the cunning Ace Attorney, and the dread Dying Light: The Beast! Also, behold our Concord review (aye, it's true)! And more treasures await ye, ye salty sea dogs! Yarrr!
September 18, 2024, 5:00 am
"Arrr, me hearties! Aye, 'tis a grand feast of muscle 'n might for every scallywag aboard! Buffs fer all, I say! Let’s hoist the sails o’ strength 'n swab the decks with our bulgin' biceps! Savvy?"
September 17, 2024, 5:16 pm
Avast, me hearties! In this jolly tale, Captain Mickey be Mister Fantastic, Donald Duck be the mighty Thing, fair Minnie be the Invisible Wench, and Goofy be the blazing Human Torch! Aye, what if our merry crew sailed the seas as the Fantastic Four? A raucous adventure awaits! Arrr!
September 17, 2024, 4:20 pm
Arrr, be Marvel settin' sail with its New Champions title to hoist the Jolly Roger of a cherished alt-reality? Aye, I smell treasure in the air—or be it just the stench of a kraken? Avast, let’s see if the sirens be singin’ for our favorite misfits!
September 17, 2024, 4:17 pm
Arrr, me hearties! This here showin' be but a wee glimpse of a thought still in its infancy, like a landlubber's first stumble on the high seas! A mere fancy, not yet fit for a captain's table! Ha-ha!
September 17, 2024, 4:10 pm
Arrr, me hearties! DICE be the captain of the multiplayer seas, while Motive sails the single-player ship. And let it be known, Criterion be lendin' a hand to both crews, makin' sure no matey be left behind in this grand treasure hunt! Avast!
September 17, 2024, 12:00 pm
Arrr, matey! Frostpunk 2 be a treasure of a city builder, aye! Aye, it be a grand sequel, nearly as fine as a chest o’ gold! Set yer sails and prepare fer a rollickin’ good time, or ye be walkin’ the plank, savvy?
September 17, 2024, 11:35 am
Arrr, matey! The LG UltraGear 32GS95UE-B be a treasure of OLED sights, fit for both sharp-eyed buccaneers and landlubbers seekin’ clarity! With a dual-resolution mode, ye'll be a fearsome swashbuckler on the battleground, or just enjoyin’ the finest colors on the high seas of gaming!
September 17, 2024, 11:23 am
Ahoy, matey! Cast yer gaze upon the full compendium of Jump Scare, Death Toll, Endless Punishment, and Miracle Worker decklists! A treasure trove of chaos and mirth awaits ye! Grab yer grog and prepare fer mayhem on the high seas of card play! Arrr!
September 17, 2024, 11:17 am
Arrr, matey! The tale o' Assassin's Creed Shadows sets sail upon the shores o' Honshu, where sneaky scallywags be lurkin' in the shadows! Beware, for ye might find yerself swashbucklin' with ninjas whilst seekin' treasure—if ye don't trip over yer own peg leg first! Avast!
September 17, 2024, 5:57 am
Arrr, me hearties! The grand tale of Ibelin be makin' waves 'mongst the landlubbers, ticklin' the fancy of critics like a parrot on a treasure chest! Aye, it's a right jolly hit, sparkly as a doubloon in the sun! Grab yer grog and read, ye scallywags!
September 17, 2024, 5:36 am
Arrr, the scallywags o’ the coding crew be heartily sorry fer any mischief ye be sufferin’, matey! They be hopin’ to hoist the sails o’ smooth sailin’ soon, so keep yer eye on the horizon and yer grog at the ready!
September 17, 2024, 5:24 am
Arrr, matey! It be said that the landlubbers of Earth be cookin' up a spiffy new Xenomorph! Aye, ’tis a creature fit for a jolly roger, all decked out and ready to terrorize the high seas of space! What a ruckus that’ll be, eh? Har har!
September 17, 2024, 5:23 am
Arrr, me hearties! The next chapter o' "The Last of Us" be sailin' our way before ye can say “shiver me timbers!” Prepare yer sea legs for more undead shenanigans and hearty adventures, or ye be walkin' the plank! Avast, the wait be nearly over!
September 16, 2024, 5:01 pm
Arrr, matey! Shuhei Matsumoto, the savvy captain of the Marvel Vs Capcom ship, be spillin’ the beans on why landlubbers mustn’t botch The Punisher's new port. 'Tis a treasure worth its weight in doubloons, else ye be walkin' the plank! Yarrr, let the brawlin' commence!
September 16, 2024, 4:42 pm
Arrr, matey! Wouldn’t it tickle the ol’ treasure chest if it cost a pittance? Aye, I’d be sailin’ the high seas o’ savings! Avast, let’s hoist the sails of frugality!
September 16, 2024, 4:41 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Hollowbody be catchin’ the wind in its sails, like a ship with the finest rum aboard! The scallywags be talkin’ ‘bout it more than a parrot on a treasure map! Avast, we be settin’ course for glory!
September 16, 2024, 3:50 pm
"Arrr, we be wantin' it to set sail smooth from the start, matey! No leaky hulls or wayward crew, lest we be swimmin' with the fishies! Aye, let it be as fine as a captain's rum on a sun-soaked morn!"
September 16, 2024, 11:57 am
Arrr, still be sprightly, but not quite as grand, matey! Aye, 'tis like a treasure chest full o' gold doubloons, yet ye find a couple o' rusty nickels tucked away instead! Savvy?
September 16, 2024, 11:39 am
Arrr, mateys! The Klombos be settlin' into the Lost Isles o' Lego Fortnite at long last! Want to befriend these jolly beasts? Just bring 'em a treasure or two! They be sweeter than a chest o' gold, I tells ye! Avast, let the merriment begin!
September 16, 2024, 11:25 am
Arrr, me hearties! Hideo Kojima be singin' the praises of that crafty Hit Man! Aye, he be smoother than a sea cucumber on a sunny day, makin' mischief with the slyness of a thousand sea serpents! Raise a tankard to the art of the silent kill, ye scallywags!
September 16, 2024, 5:52 am
Arrr, me hearties! That straight to streaming be like a ship with no sails for Tim! Aye, it be a fine idea, but it be as useless as a parrot with no beak! Best keep him off the plank and find another treasure map, savvy?
September 16, 2024, 5:33 am
Avast, me hearties! A fresh tale from the depths be a-comin' this year in the grand DCU seas! Hoist yer sails and brace yerselves for a rollickin' adventure, where cap’n heroes and scallywag villains collide in a jolly good romp! Yarrr!
September 16, 2024, 5:33 am
Arrr! Lend me yer ears, mateys! Jac Schaeffer, the crafty sorceress of “Agatha All Along,” along with fair wenches Kathryn Hahn and Aubrey Plaza, plus lad Joe Locke, be spillin’ the beans to Total Film 'bout the jolly trickery that brewed this wondrous show! Avast, what a tale!
September 16, 2024, 5:25 am
Avast, me hearties! This new game be like a fine grog, payin' tribute to its cherished forebears! 'Tis a rollickin' jig, a merry shout-out to those treasures of yore, makin’ us guffaw like scallywags at a tavern brawl! Yarrr, let the fun set sail!
September 15, 2024, 12:50 pm
Arrr, mateys! Jacob Bertrand be spillin' the beans on the latest swashbucklin' flick, "Karate Kid!" Aye, ye won’t believe the jigs and japes awaitin' on the silver screen! Grab yer grog and prepare for a right scallywag adventure, ye landlubbers!
September 15, 2024, 9:29 am
Arrr, be this a trick o’ time, matey? Doth it be happenin’ in every cursed timeline, or just in this scallywag’s fevered dreams? Blimey, I’d rather face a kraken than ponder that! Let’s hoist the sails and find out, savvy?
September 15, 2024, 8:46 am
Avast ye, mateys! Dong Nguyen be not a scallywag in this here grand return of the Flappy Bird, official-like! He be as absent as a landlubber on the high seas! So hoist yer sails and find another treasure, for he be out of the game! Arrr!
September 15, 2024, 8:00 am
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as our fine swashbucklers, Kathryn Hahn and Joe Locke, spill the beans on the flamboyant magic o' their Marvel tale, "Agatha All Along." Aye, it's a queer adventure full o' jests and jigs! Hoist the sails and prepare for a rollickin' good time!
September 15, 2024, 7:39 am
Arrr, me hearties! Rockstar be sailin’ the seas of uncertainty, sayin’ they be not quite ready to chart the course fer 2025 'til the winds shift come May-ish! Avast, we be awaitin’ their treasure map with bated breath!
September 15, 2024, 5:35 am
Arrr, matey! 'Tis a "panic code," and this scallywag of a dev be as useful as a leaky cannon! He be scribblin' naught, just lettin' the winds of chaos blow through his ship! Har har har!
September 15, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! James Watkins be givin’ a right twist to Christian Tafdrup’s Danish fright, turnin’ it into a whole new sea monster! I be itchin’ to see how far this wild tale can sail, ‘fore it hits the rocks! Avast and enjoy the ride!
September 15, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, matey! The Marvel buccaneer be chattin’ ’bout joinin’ forces with Plaza, diggin’ into the treasure trove o’ their characters’ tangled past in “Agatha All Along.” Aye, it be a grand tale of mischief and mayhem on the high seas of showbiz! Avast, what a jolly romp!
September 14, 2024, 11:00 am
Ahoy, mateys! Mark yer calendars, fer the grand tale of "Ender Magnolia: Bloom in the Mist" be settin sail from the treacherous waters of Early Access this January! Prepare yer cutlasses and laughter, or ye might find yerselves walkin' the plank o' boredom! Arrr!
September 14, 2024, 9:01 am
Arrr matey! Palworld be ne'er crafted fer such a scallywag of a model! A fine mess it be, like a parrot tryin' to swim! So let’s hoist the sails and chart a new course, lest we end up in Davy Jones’ locker with that nonsense!
September 14, 2024, 8:44 am
Arrr, matey! Bulwark Evolution be plunderin’ the hearts o' scallywags far and wide! With a treasure trove o' fans, it be sailin’ smoother than a ship on calm seas! Avast, join the crew or be walkin’ the plank!
September 14, 2024, 8:13 am
Arrr, blessin' the heavens for the Mojave Wasteland, matey! 'Tis a jolly ol' place where the sun blisters yer skin and the scallywags roam free, huntin' for buried treasure and grog! Aye, it's a right fine spot fer a pirate's mischief, if ye don’t mind the tumbleweeds!
September 14, 2024, 5:57 am
Arrr, matey! 'Tis the Jar Jar Binks malady, where a scallywag blunders about like a landlubber, makin’ folks groan and roll their eyes! Aye, a curse be it, turnin’ hearty sea dogs into snickering land lubbers! Beware the cringe, or ye might walk the plank of embarrassment!
September 14, 2024, 5:00 am
Ahoy, mateys! Exclusive news from the briny deep: Joe Locke be ready to hoist the sails and return as Teen, bouncin' back like a cannonball after his grand debut in the MCU! Avast, let the ship’s crew be ready for some jolly good adventures ahead! Arrr!
September 14, 2024, 3:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! Exclusive news from the briny deep: Our matey, Jacob Bertrand, a true anime buccaneer, be ready to don the hat of any scallywag in Netflix's One Piece! Aye, he'd swab the decks for a chance to join the crew! Avast, what a jolly jest!
September 13, 2024, 5:25 pm
Arrr, matey! The grandest trouble of chattin' with yer crew in Dragon Age be gettin' a fixin' in The Veilguard! Aye, no more awkward silence while we plunder and pillage! We'll be swappin' jests like true buccaneers in no time! Avast, let the merriment begin!
September 13, 2024, 5:02 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Marvel be settin' sail on a wild tale of Rogue and Magneto, sneakin' off to the Savage Land for a secret rendezvous! In her solo adventure, they be swappin' more than just secrets, I reckon! Aye, what a jolly romp on the high seas of romance!
September 13, 2024, 4:56 pm
Arrr, matey! A hearty patch o' the ol' code, riddled with jests and jigs! Tis like a treasure map, full o' twists and turns, makin' the ship sail smoother than a siren's song. Avast, let the changes fly like cannonballs at a scallywag! Yo ho, 'tis a merry sight!
September 13, 2024, 4:21 pm
Arrr, could them scallywags known as Salem's Seven be stirrin' the cauldron in Agatha's grand tale? Aye, methinks they be the mischievous sprites causin' all the ruckus! Avast, let’s hoist the sails o' speculation!
September 13, 2024, 11:57 am
Arrr, matey! Snatchin' a Gene Seed in Space Marine 2 be like plunderin' gold from Davy Jones himself—ye’ll be swimmin' in XP riches! But beware, they be as elusive as a mermaid’s kiss on a moonless night! Yarrr!
September 13, 2024, 11:34 am
Arrr, me hearties! Lego be spillin' the beans ‘bout a jolly new batch o’ Wednesday sets, just in time fer the spooky season! Prepare yer ships for a frightful buildin’ adventure, or ye be walkin’ the plank with a pumpkin head! Yarr!
September 13, 2024, 11:30 am
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as the swashbucklin’ crew of Lee regales ye with tales o’ the new flick about the fierce wench, Lee Miller! Avast, they be spillin’ the beans on this picture, so hoist yer tankards and prepare for a jolly good time! Arrr!
September 13, 2024, 11:22 am
Arrr, matey! A foul scallywag, one of the shooter's most bothersome foes, be gettin' a right good whackin’! Aye, the ol' nerf be takin' the wind from their sails, leavin' 'em as useless as a ship without a hull! Avast, let the cannonballs fly!
September 13, 2024, 5:33 am
Arrr, mateys! In the newest moving picture, Knull be makin' his grand reveal! Aye, the dark, tentacled scallywag be comin' to wreak havoc on the high seas of our imaginations! Keep yer cutlasses sharp and yer wits sharper, for this be a sight to see! Yarrr!
September 13, 2024, 5:21 am
Arrr, the crew be brimmin’ with hope like a treasure chest o’ doubloons! With every wave that crashes, their spirits rise higher than the Jolly Roger, ready to sail into the sunset of merriment! Avast, me hearties, let the winds of fortune blow!
September 13, 2024, 5:08 am
Arrr, matey! The Penguin be the jolly squawker of the docks, spreadin' tales like a parrot on a rum binge! With feathers black as the depths o' Davy Jones' locker, it be the talk of the tides, makin' even the fish chuckle! Avast, what a sight to behold!
September 13, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, ’tis a mighty sight to behold! All 25 scallywags employed by th' boutique scribe have hoisted their sails and set off to greener pastures, leavin' the captain high and dry! Avast! What a crew of landlubbers!
September 12, 2024, 5:34 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Ghost Rider '44 be takin' the helm in Hellhunters, sailin' forth from the briny depths of The Incredible Hulk! With flames a'roarin' and mischief a'brewin', this scallywag be ready to raid the high seas o' adventure! Avast, ye landlubbers!
September 12, 2024, 5:05 pm
Ahoy, me hearties! The scallywags of the Dragon Ball GT crew be sailin' into our midst! Arrr, with their gleamin’ treasure and wild adventures, they be makin' the high seas tremble with laughter! Hoist the sails and prepare for a jolly good time, ye salty sea dogs!
September 12, 2024, 5:01 pm
Arrr, matey! The jolly tale of Knull be tangled with Secret Wars, a right merry twist that could turn the tide for Venom: The Last Dance! Yarr, prepare yer sea legs for a hullabaloo o' epic proportions! Avast, and let the laughter flow like rum on the high seas!
September 12, 2024, 4:10 pm
"Arrr, matey! It be a wild tempest o' thrill, like findin' a treasure chest full o' rum! I be jumpin' like a scallywag on a cannonball! Aye, this be a ruckus that’d make even Davy Jones crack a smile!"
September 12, 2024, 12:00 pm
Arrr! Avast, mateys! Behold, the grand unveiling of the first full-length moving picture for "Twilight of the Gods"! Set yer sails for adventure and prepare to be dazzled, or ye might just find yerself walkin’ the plank of boredom! Yarrr!
September 12, 2024, 11:43 am
"Arrr, look ye here! The scallywag's come back from the briny deep, risen like a cursed treasure chest! I reckon he’s got more tales than a parrot in a tavern! Blimey, let’s hoist a tankard to his salty return, lest we be caught walkin’ the plank of boredom!"
September 12, 2024, 11:35 am
Arrr, mateys! This December, behold the grand spectacle of “Dexter: Original Sin”! A tale of mischief and mayhem that’ll shiver yer timbers! Gather ye grog and prepare fer a jolly good time, lest ye walk the plank of boredom! Avast, the fun be a-comin’!
September 12, 2024, 5:59 am
Arrr, me hearties! ‘Twas the first time I laid me eyes on that cursed monitor, and by Davy Jones’ locker, I found meself lovin’ the treasure it be showin’ just as much as a fine bottle o’ rum! Aye, that be a sight worth plunderin’!
September 12, 2024, 5:58 am
Arrr, mateys! It be said that the fine captain, Michael B. Jordan, be takin’ the helm to steer The Thomas Crown Affair! Aye, I reckon there be treasure in them tales, and we’ll be laughin’ all the way to the scallywag’s den! Avast, let the shenanigans commence!
September 12, 2024, 5:35 am
"Arrr, be ye suggestin’ that Astro be the one to take the ol’ Smash crown, eh? Aye, that scallywag might just dance a jig 'pon the battleground! But I be thinkin’ we’ll need a few more grog-filled nights to see if he be worthy!"
September 12, 2024, 5:27 am
Arrr, matey! "We Harvest Shadows" be a first-person tale of swabs tillin' the cursed soil, wranglin' frightful phantoms whilst plunderin’ their haunted crops! Aye, 'tis a jolly romp through the dark side of the bounty, where yer barn be more haunted than yer ship! Avast, ‘tis a right frightful fun!
September 11, 2024, 5:29 pm
Avast ye mateys! Feast yer eyes upon the finest 40 scallywags that be ranked on the FC 25 treasure map o' talent! Aye, ‘tis a jolly good sight fer a pirate's heart! Don’t be a landlubber, come havin' a gander! Arrr!
September 11, 2024, 4:49 pm
Arrr, matey! At long last, Grand Theft Auto 3 sets sail on the very ship it was born to plunder! Aye, ‘tis like findin’ gold doubloons in a kraken’s belly! Let the rum flow and the mischief commence! Yarrr!
September 11, 2024, 4:16 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Be it true that our furry matey Wolverine be on the brink o’ losin’ his precious Adamantium once more? Blimey! That be like a parrot without a perch! Let’s raise a toast to his misfortune, savvy? Ha!
September 11, 2024, 4:08 pm
Ahoy, me hearties! This week be the time we set sail on the high seas of playtestin’ for them Byte Breakers! Hoist the sails and ready the rum, for we be makin’ merry as we doth break them bytes! Arrr, let the fun begin!
September 11, 2024, 12:00 pm
Avast, me hearties! Ridley Scott, the old sea dog, be confessin’ he misjudged the ship! Thought the franchise had sunk to Davy Jones’ locker, but lo and behold, it still be sailin' strong! Hoist the sails, we ain't done plunderin’ yet! Arrr!
September 11, 2024, 11:52 am
Arrr, me hearties! Consort Radahn be less of a scallywag now, not the fearsome beast he once was! Aye, he’s more like a jolly sea dog, swappin' his cannon for a cup o' grog. The tides o' fate be kinder, I say!
September 11, 2024, 11:46 am
Arrr, matey! Behold! A peculiar critter that slays not with sword or cannon, but with a bite most foul! This be no ordinary pest; it be a murderous bug, ready to make ye dance with death! Aye, keep yer rum close, lest ye become its next meal! Har har!
September 11, 2024, 11:35 am
Arrr! In the treacherous seas of Operations mode in Space Marine 2, each level o' peril brings forth greater fiends and fatter loot, me hearties! So hoist the sails o' challenge, for treasure awaits those brave enough to dance with danger! Yarrr!
September 11, 2024, 6:00 am
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round! The swashbucklin' crew behind "Super/Man: The Tale of Christopher Reeve" be spillin' their secrets o' grand theatrics! Aye, they be chartin' high seas o' drama and derring-do, all for the sake of a right merry adventure! Avast, what a jolly tale awaits!
September 11, 2024, 5:58 am
Arrr, matey! The jolly seas of Operations and Everlastin' War be fillin' their holds with more treasure on the Space Marine 2 chart! Get yer cutlasses ready, for the plunder of content be comin’ in thick and fast, like a rum-fueled sailor on a wild night! Yarrr!
September 11, 2024, 5:53 am
Arrr, me hearties! “Delicious in Dungeon” be sailin’ the seas once more, servin’ up bellyache banquets that’ll make even Davy Jones chuckle! Prepare yer gizzards for a wild ride o’ twisted treats that’ll have ye laughin’ like a parrot on a barrel! Avast, feast yer eyes!
September 11, 2024, 5:51 am
Arrr, matey! Promised Consort Radahn be now a wee bit less of a scallywag, I reckon! No more walkin’ the plank of me patience, for he’s swabbin’ the deck of annoyances! Let’s raise a mug and toast to smoother seas ahead, savvy?
September 10, 2024, 5:44 pm
Arrr, matey! Timeslide #1 be settin' sail, keepin' with the fine tradition of Marvel, givin' ye a sneak peek at next year’s tales, but with a cheeky mutant twist! Hoist the sails and ready the cannons for a riotous yarn, I say! Yarrr!
September 10, 2024, 5:00 pm
Avast ye! In a jolly chat, the scallywag scribe Jeph Loeb spills the beans on why he be hoistin' the sails to end the Long Halloween tale. Aye, even caped crusaders need a break from the ghastly shenanigans! Yo ho, it be time to anchor this yarn!
September 10, 2024, 4:29 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The fine tidings be this: No landlubber be forced to part with their shiny doubloons fer this trinket! So hoist the sails of merriment, for ye can keep yer treasures safe and sound! Aye, let the scallywags buy it if they dare!
September 10, 2024, 4:06 pm
Arrr, me hearty! This scallywag of a plan be sinkin' faster than a ship with a hole in her hull! I reckon it won’t be settin' sail for the live game, no sirree! Best be raisin' the Jolly Roger for a good laugh instead!
September 10, 2024, 11:43 am
Arrr, matey! A blade that bites ye on both sides, like a hungry sea serpent! Wield it wisely, or ye be findin' yerself in Davy Jones' locker quicker than a scallywag can say "shiver me timbers!" Aye, it be a right trickster, that sword be!
September 10, 2024, 11:30 am
Arrr, 'twas but a blink o' me eye before me heart was captured by the siren call of Date Everything! Aye, like a treasure chest full o’ gold, it had me swoonin’ faster than a ship in full sail! Avast, what a jolly fine romance!
September 10, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr, mateys! Genshin Impact be settin' sail with a grand alliance o' McDonald's! Feast yer eyes on treasures galore, but hurry, for these plundered rewards be as fleeting as a mermaid's wink! Grab yer burgers and level up yer game, or ye be walkin' the plank, savvy?
September 10, 2024, 11:26 am
Arrr, matey! Side-by-side, we be comparin’ the shiny new contraption! Aye, it be doin’ wondrous things, like a parrot that tells tales while swabbin’ the deck! Get ready to be amazed or ye can walk the plank! Har har har!
September 10, 2024, 5:51 am
Arrr, 'tis a fine day for a landlord, fer fortune's winds be blowin' in his favor! With doubloons rainin' down like cannonballs, he be dancin' a jig on his gold-plated deck! Avast, me hearties, luck be his for the takin’! Yo ho ho, what a merry treasure hunt!
September 10, 2024, 5:50 am
Arrr, when be we settin' sail to capture the very spirit o' Final Fantasy 9 and craft our jolly tribute, eh? Let’s hoist the sails o’ creativity and plunder the treasures of inspiration, savvy? Aye, the seas be waitin' fer our grand homage!
September 10, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr, matey! This mighty console be a treasure chest of wonders, outshinin’ a dull blade in every way, ye scallywag! Even a landlubber could see it be better, fer the seas be singin’ its praises! Set sail with this gem, or walk the plank, ye rapscallion!
September 10, 2024, 5:40 am
Arrr, matey! The Samsung QN85D be plummetin’ to a treasure trove of a price on Amazon! If ye be seekin’ a blazin’ bright gaming screen for yer PS5 Pro, then hoist the sails and set course for this deal, lest ye be marooned in darkness!
September 9, 2024, 4:48 pm
Arrr, matey! The scallywags at Lost Boys Interactive be plundered to the very bones! Aye, ‘tis a shipwreck of a crew, left flappin’ like a fish outta water! Avast, what a merry sight it be to see their treasure goin’ to the depths!
September 9, 2024, 4:36 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The grand thespian James Earl Jones be joinin' Davy Jones' locker at the ripe old age of 93! Aye, the seas be a bit quieter now, for no man can bellow like him! Raise yer tankards, for we’ve lost a true captain o’ the stage!
September 9, 2024, 4:17 pm
Arrr, a jolly twist o' fate be upon us! A mash-up so bewilderin', even Davy Jones be scratchin' his head! Who'd reckon a parrot'd share a rum with a landlubber? Aye, this be a tale o' surprises that'd make a sea urchin chuckle!
September 9, 2024, 4:07 pm
Arrr, matey! Bungie be itchin’ to shake the ol’ ship’s sails and make the seas a tad smoother! They be seekin’ to toss the barnacles o' complexity and set sail on simpler waters. Aye, let’s hoist the Jolly Roger and see what treasure lies ahead!
September 9, 2024, 11:47 am
Avast, me mateys! The fates be alignin’ and the tides be turnin’—the grand event be upon us at last! Hoist the sails and ready the rum, for this be the moment we’ve all been waitin’ fer! Yarr, let the jollification commence!
September 9, 2024, 11:42 am
Arrr, me hearties! The salty sea of Destiny 2 be settin’ sail fer a new treasure, Codename: Apollo! A wild romp through a twisty, turny tale where ye choose yer own fate, like pickin’ the best grog at the tavern! So hoist the sails and prepare fer mischief!
September 9, 2024, 11:31 am
Arrr, matey! Olsen be tickled to return to the ship if they can find a jolly way to hoist Wanda aboard! Aye, let’s set sail on this merry venture!
September 9, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! Who'da thunk I'd be settin' me sails for such a grand chance in me life as a sea dog? Aye, it be a treasure more rare than a mermaid's kiss! I be feelin' luckier than a parrot with a cracker!
September 9, 2024, 5:56 am
Arrr, be Old Tom naught just the ancient geezer of Middle-earth? Methinks he’s got a few more barnacles on his hull than the rest! Aye, he’s like a cursed rum barrel—full of secrets and tales, but ye best be ready for a bellyache! Har har!
September 9, 2024, 5:55 am
Arrr, matey! The Peacemaker’s gone off on a jolly jaunt and won’t be returnin’ to our shores anytime soon. He be busier than a one-legged sea dog in a pirate brawl! So, hoist the sails and let’s find some rum instead! 🍻🏴☠️
September 9, 2024, 5:34 am
"Aye, that scallywag be spot on, and he best be shoutin' it loud, lest the fish 'n' seagulls be the only ones hearin' his fine words! Let the winds carry his truth like a fine rum on the high seas!"
September 9, 2024, 5:21 am
Avast ye scallywags! Hoist yer sails and brace yerselves, fer the Sandworms be stirrin’ once more fer Dune 3! Sharpen yer cutlasses and prepare fer a rollickin’ good time on the sandy seas, or ye be walkin’ the plank! Arrr, let the shenanigans begin!
September 8, 2024, 5:11 pm
Arrr, matey! WitchSpring R be sailin' the high seas of sales faster than a scallywag chased by a kraken! Aye, 'tis the quickest treasure to fill the coffers in the whole fleet o' games! Grab yer cutlass and join the fun, lest ye be walkin' the plank!
September 8, 2024, 12:45 pm
Arrr, matey! Cast yer gaze away from the siren’s song and the glimmerin’ treasure! For this be a tale of strong wills and empty bellies. Temptation be a slippery fish, but I be a mindful sea dog, resistin’ the lure like a parrot to a pirate’s shoulder! Avast!
September 8, 2024, 8:25 am
Arrr, matey! Behold me wondrous blade that doth whisk ye away like a seagull on a zephyr! A teleportin' sword, it is—slice yer foe and poof! Ye be off to far-off lands, leavin' 'em scratchin' their heads in confusion. A true treasure for any scallywag!
September 8, 2024, 7:00 am
"Arrr matey! A shiny contraption fer today's conundrum, savvy? A jolly remedy fer th' woes o' the day, like a treasure map leadin' to a chest o' rum! Aye, let’s hoist the sails o' innovation and plunder those pesky troubles!"
September 8, 2024, 6:01 am
Arrr, mateys! Team Asobi be raisin’ a tankard o’ grog to them studios that be absent in this here grand adventure o’ platformin’! Aye, ye may be missed like a ship without a sail, but we raise our eyepatch to ye all the same! Har har har!
September 8, 2024, 6:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Project Ghost be not lettin' the treasure of endgame slip through yer fingers fer the sake of mere power levelin'! We be sailin' full mast, keepin' the gold and the glory, savvy? No scallywags be leavin' this ship without their bounty!
September 7, 2024, 4:30 pm
"Arrr, be that the ghost of Moparscape, ye spectral scallywag? Come to haunt me treasure dreams and steal me rum, have ye? I thought I'd sent ye to Davy Jones' locker, ye blundering wraith!"
September 7, 2024, 11:10 am
Arrr, matey! The Witch's Bakery be havin' struck gold, hittin' her treasure chest o' doubloons in but two sunrises! ‘Tis a fine haul for a gal who bakes spells and sweets alike! Aye, let’s raise a tankard to her cunning!
September 7, 2024, 10:21 am
Arrr, me hearties! Blizzard be settin' sail on a fresh treasure map, for their first new booty since the Overwatch ship sank earlier this year! Aye, the winds be fickle, but let’s hope this new venture don’t end up in Davy Jones’ locker!
September 7, 2024, 9:00 am
Avast, me hearties! We be settin’ sail fer the good ol’ days, where cutlasses be sharper than our wits and rum flows like the ocean tides! Let’s cast aside fancy frills and return to the simple joys of plunderin’ and parleyin’—a jolly good time awaits, arrr!
September 7, 2024, 8:21 am
Arrr! Patch 7 be unleashin' a veritable treasure chest o' squirmy critters, me hearties! Aye, it be a ruckus o' tangled troubles, like tryin’ to swab the deck with a barrel o’ eels! Avast, what a merry mess we've found!
September 6, 2024, 7:09 pm
Arrr, me hearties! By the great sea serpents, I declare: Kiryu be the fairest treasure of me soul! Aye, I’d sail the seven seas for a glimpse of that charm! So hoist the flag o' cuteness, 'tis Kiryu fer all eternity!
September 6, 2024, 5:40 pm
Arrr, in a tempest of sinkin' live-service scallywags, Astro Bot be a jolly, low-stakes frolic! Aye, it be like findin' buried treasure after a long voyage of cursed doubloons! So, hoist the sails and enjoy the merry mischief without walkin' the plank!
September 6, 2024, 3:21 pm
Arrr, matey! Did ye catch a glimpse o’ that scallywag show, "Worst Ex Ever"? 'Tis a merry jest, filled with blundering hearties and love gone to Davy Jones! Aye, ye be missin’ a treasure of a tale if ye haven’t laid yer eyes on it!
September 6, 2024, 3:08 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Raise yer tankards high and spill a drop fer the scallywags who missed the fabled Platinum trophy of Concord! A treasure more elusive than a mermaid's kiss! Here’s to ye, ye landlubbers, may yer luck be better next voyage! Yo ho ho!
September 6, 2024, 2:22 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and bellow, "Aye, thank ye, Bear McCreary!" For he be the master o' tunes that make our sea legs dance and our hearts sing! Let’s raise a mug to the bard of the briny deep, or we’ll be walkin' the plank!
September 6, 2024, 12:00 pm
Ahoy, matey! In this jolly sea of life, I be sayin’, sometimes it be better fer a scallywag to be six feet under than flappin' about! Aye, a quiet grave be more peaceful than a ruckus, so let the dead rest and keep the rum flowin’! Arrr!
September 6, 2024, 11:33 am
Arrr, matey! Harry Potter's Quidditch be a jolly romp on the high seas o' nostalgia, yet as fleeting as a seagull's squawk! A merry time, but like a barrel o' rum, ye'll forget it come dawn! Aye, sail on to the next adventure!
September 6, 2024, 11:31 am
Avast, matey! When the Rings of Power be meddlin' with the great Tolkien's tales, it be like swappin' me rum for grog—might just spark a rollickin' new adventure! Aye, a hearty shake-up can be a jolly good time fer all us scallywags!
September 6, 2024, 11:27 am
Ahoy mateys! We’ve plundered the finest streaming mixers of 2024, ready to help ye wrangle, fade, and command yer audio treasures like a true buccaneer! So hoist the sails and let the sound waves roll, or ye be walkin’ the plank! Arrr!
September 6, 2024, 5:44 am
Ahoy, mateys! A fresh tale from the digital seas be brewin’! Gather ‘round for all the jolly tidbits ye need ‘bout the grand Minecraft flick comin' to life. Prepare yer sails for adventure and laughter, for this be a right treasure of a film! Arrr!
September 6, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr, me hearties! The report be in on the Warcry: Briar and Bone! Blimey! Them factions be more bonkers than a three-eyed parrot! If ye fancy a brew of madness with a side o' bone, hoist the sails and dive in, ye scallywags! Yarrr!
September 6, 2024, 5:36 am
Arrr, mateys! Keke Palmer be takin' the helm of a new tale, the reimaginin' of The 'Burbs! Aye, prepare yer sea legs for a rollickin’ adventure fit for a crew of scallywags and landlubbers alike! Avast! Let the merriment commence!
September 6, 2024, 5:19 am
Arrr, matey! He be thinkin' it all turned out fine in the end after the good ol' Krafton crew raised the studio from Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, twas a jolly good venture, like findin' a treasure chest full o' rum after a stormy sea! Savvy?
September 5, 2024, 4:45 pm
Arrr, matey! That new PS5 be sportin’ a visage right akin to the scallywag leak that done slipped through the cracks! Aye, 'tis a fine jest, for it be lookin’ like a treasure map gone awry! Savvy?
September 5, 2024, 4:44 pm
Arrr, matey! With Star Wars #50, we be settin' sail on the last voyage of Marvel's Star Wars fleet! Aye, the sails be flappin' and the grog flowin', as we bid farewell to this grand adventure! Hoist the flag and let the laughs abound!
September 5, 2024, 4:38 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Tracklock be needin' to haul anchor fer the time bein’. He’s got more wind in his sails than a galleon in a storm! Best to let the scallywag catch his breath, lest he be swimmin’ with the fishes! Har har har!
September 5, 2024, 3:31 pm
Arrr, matey! A fresh tale be brew’n in the realm of 3D platformin’! A legend be risin’ like the morning sun, ready to make ye laugh and scream like a scallywag! Hoist yer sails and prepare for a jolly good romp, ye landlubbers!
September 5, 2024, 11:56 am
Arrr matey! In the grand voyage of Space Marine 2, ye be choosin’ from six fine classes to plunder in PVP and PVE! Set sail, pick yer crew, and let the ruckus commence! Avast, the galaxy be waitin’ for yer mischief!
September 5, 2024, 11:41 am
Arrr, matey! "Shapes o' Play?" Nay, I say 'tis more like "Shapes o' Pay!" Aye, the only treasure be in the gold, not in the frolickin' and gambollin'! So hoist the sails, for 'tis time to plunder the purse, not prance like landlubbers! Har har har!
September 5, 2024, 11:35 am
"Arrr, gather 'round ye scallywags! The finest treasures o’ Borderlands be stowed within! Aye, a jolly good haul awaits, filled with loot fit for the saltiest of sea dogs! Get ready to pillage and plunder, ye landlubbers, for a grand adventure be afoot!"
September 5, 2024, 11:33 am
Arrr, me hearties! In a tale most curious, these two scallywags be chattin' 'bout mishaps most merry in the heart-wrenchin' yarn, "His Three Daughters." Aye, laughter be the treasure amidst the tears! Grab yer rum and listen close, for the sea be full o' surprises!
September 5, 2024, 5:54 am
Ahoy, matey! Ye be able to snatch a Ms. PAC-Man Countercade fer a pittance, thanks to a jolly 33% off! This wee arcade be no larger than a treasure chest holdin' a PS5. A right fine catch, if I do say so meself! Arrr!
September 5, 2024, 5:50 am
Arrr, that be a curious tidbit, matey! Aye, ‘tis a bit peculiar, like findin' a landlubber in me treasure chest! What devilry be this? Aye, me hearties, it be oddish, indeed! Hoist the jolly roger and let’s make sense of this fine nonsense!
September 5, 2024, 5:42 am
“Arrr, behold that scallywag! He’s naught but a sea-dog who’s wrestled with a tempest o’ misfortune! Looks like he’s been tossed by the waves and dined with Davy Jones himself! Aye, life’s been a cruel mistress to this poor knave!”
September 5, 2024, 5:38 am
Arrr, who be that melodious chantey echoing through The Rings of Power, episode four? Methinks it be a siren or a scallywag, serenadin’ us landlubbers! Avast, let’s hoist the sails and uncover this voice, or we’ll be swimmin’ with the fishes!
September 4, 2024, 5:44 am
Arrr! Hear ye! Monica Bellucci and Willem Dafoe be spillin' the beans on their fanciful paint for the great beyond! Aye, it be helpin' 'em slip into their roles like a slippery eel in a barrel o' rum! Pirates be lovin’ a good jest!
September 4, 2024, 5:42 am
Arrr, me hearties! The first glimpse o' the jester's second folly, "Joker 2," be upon us! Prepare yer grog, for this wild seadog's antics be sure to set yer belly a-laughin’ and yer doubloons a-flyin’! Avast, and feast yer eyes on this merry madness!
September 4, 2024, 5:29 am
Arrr, me hearties! This be the final treasure to complete the grand hoard o' Persona remakes! With this shiny gem in me chest, we’ll be singin’ sea shanties of joy, for our collection be as fine as a siren's song! Avast, let the jollification commence!
September 4, 2024, 5:25 am
Avast ye scallywags! Here be the treasure maps and cunning strategies fer the undead skirmish in Black Ops 6! Prepare to battle the cursed zombies or ye be walkin' the plank straight to Davy Jones’ locker! Arrrr, let the mayhem commence!
September 3, 2024, 5:00 pm
Arrr! I be itchin' to set sail into the fantastical seas of Dragon Quest 3 HD-2D Remake! Me heart be ready to wander ‘mongst treasures and troubles, like a scallywag with a map but no sense of direction! Avast, adventure awaits!
September 3, 2024, 4:30 pm
Arrr, matey! HeliCity Demolition Man be a hearty homage, aye! Straight as a cannonball, it be! No need fer fancy words or flowery tales—just a bold salute t’ good ol’ chaos and mayhem! So raise yer tankards, fer the wreckin’ shall commence! Har har har!
September 3, 2024, 3:48 pm
Arrr matey! In the year of our Lord, 2025, the cursed rock o' Earth be settin' sail fer Hulu, like a scallywag searchin' fer treasure! Prepare yer sea legs, ye landlubbers, for an invasion of strange critters from the stars! Avast, it be a right jolly time!
September 3, 2024, 3:41 pm
Arrr, matey! Don’t be expectin’ the cursed Helldivers 2 to be mended by mornin’s light! Nay, it be a shipwreck in need of a good hearty patchin’! So hoist yer grog and be patient, for even the fiercest of storms take time to calm, savvy?
September 3, 2024, 11:29 am
Avast, ye scallywags! A tempest brews, and Kaos be settin’ sail fer the top of the treasure map! Aye, he be huntin’ for the crown like a parrot after a cracker! Prepare yer grog and hold onto yer hats, fer the chaos be a-comin’! Arrr!
September 3, 2024, 11:28 am
Arrr, matey! “Fallen Tear: The Ascension” be sailin’ the seas of triumph like a ship on a fair wind! It be a treasure trove of success, makin’ more waves than a kraken in a bathtub! All hands on deck fer this jolly good show, I say!
September 3, 2024, 11:19 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Concord treasure be plundered no more! Yonder sales be cut off faster than a sailor's leg in a storm! So batten down the hatches, for no doubloons shall be earned from this here bounty! Avast, and let’s find a new chest to raid!
September 3, 2024, 11:15 am
Arrr matey! Mark yer sea charts, for the time to feast yer eyes on Beetlejuice 2 be nigh! Set yer clocks and ready yer grog, fer the ghostly fun be comin' to yer screens soon! Don't be a landlubber and miss the spectral shenanigans!
September 3, 2024, 5:55 am
Avast, mateys! Gather 'round for a tale of a fresh treasure from the quills of Scott Hoffman and Alberto Ponticelli! Aye, this DSTLRY scroll be a jolly good read, ripe for plunderin' by all ye scallywags! So hoist the sails and prepare for literary adventure! Arrr!
September 3, 2024, 5:28 am
Arrr, matey! That ol' seadog Ian McKellen be as stubborn as a barnacle on a hull! He be sayin’ he won’t be layin' down his wizard hat, not for all the treasure in Davy Jones' locker! Aye, the Grey One be wantin’ to keep us spellbound, he does!
September 3, 2024, 5:26 am
Arrr, matey! Naoe be sportin' a secret cutlass and a wicked little tanto! Aye, 'tis like bringin' a parrot to a swordfight—ye never know what mischief be lurkin' in the shadows! Prepare ye for a jolly good time, savvy?
September 3, 2024, 5:13 am
Ahoy, mateys! ‘Tis a grand tale o’ two fine lasses, Elizabeth and Carrie, singin’ sweet praises fer their shipmate, Natasha Lyonne, in the grand play “His Three Daughters.” Aye, they be heapin’ treasure upon her like rum on a thirsty sailor! Arrr, what a jolly crew!
September 2, 2024, 3:30 pm
Arrr, matey! This here be a right surprise! Who’d a thought the waves be so soothing, eh? Like a fine rum in a treasure chest, it tickles me bones and takes the wind outta me sails! Aye, I be feelin’ as calm as a ship in a still sea!
September 2, 2024, 1:19 pm
Arrr, matey! 'Tis a treasure of a reward, but not the shiny doubloon ye be wishin' fer. More like a moldy biscuit than a chest o' gold, savvy? Keep yer hopes high, but don’t expect to be dancin’ with mermaids just yet! Ha-ha!
September 2, 2024, 11:00 am
Ahoy matey! MachineGames be lookin’ to have ye feelin’ like the treasure-huntin’ archaeologist of yer dreams, yet they ain't castin’ aside their cannon-blastin’ roots! So ready yer cutlass and prepare for a jolly adventure, full o’ plunder and gunpowder! Arrr!
September 2, 2024, 10:57 am
Arrr matey, it be like the quill be possessed by Davy Jones himself! The words be spillin’ forth as if a sea witch be whisperin’ in me ear. Aye, it be writin’ itself faster than a ship on the high seas! Avast, I’m a wordsmith of fortune!
September 2, 2024, 10:54 am
Arrr, that be a mighty heap o’ meaty morsels, matey! I reckon if I had a doubloon fer every chunk, I'd be richer than Davy Jones himself! So hoist the Jolly Roger and feast we shall, lest we be left starvin' on the high seas!
September 2, 2024, 10:52 am
Arrr, me hearties! The fair lass from Netflix's Addams Family tale be sayin’ she’d gladly sail the seas with Winona once more, after their ghostly adventure in Beetlejuice 2! Aye, 'tis a jolly reunion we be awaitin’, full o’ mischief and ghostly giggles!
September 2, 2024, 5:36 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! Them players be plantin’ 'dead end' signs fer a jolly good reason, aye! They be tryin’ to steer ye ship o’ foolishness into murky waters, savvy? So keep yer wits about ye, lest ye be landlubber foolin’ yerself! Har har har!
September 2, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr, matey! Sauron and Galadriel be tangled up in a wicked tune, like two scallywags dancin' to Davy Jones’ dirge! Aye, their notes be as dark as a stormy sea, makin’ even the Kraken blush! Hoist the anchor and prepare for a cacophony of chaos!
September 2, 2024, 5:28 am
Arrr, me trusty siren of sound! Fetch forth the jolly tune of the humble bard, Kendrick Lamar, lest we be drownin' in silence! Play that merry ditty, or I’ll make ye walk the plank! Aye!
September 2, 2024, 5:20 am
Arrr, he be no landlubber who wallows in a sea o' regrets, matey! Nay, he sails the wild waves with a hearty laugh, settin' his sights on treasure, not sorrow! A jolly rogue, he be, with nary a frown to be found on his weathered mug!
September 1, 2024, 3:25 pm
Arrr, matey! Roger Clark be havin' a troublesome thought ticklin' his noggin like a pesky barnacle! One blunder be hauntin' him like a ghost in the hold—aye, a right silly misstep that makes him feel like a landlubber in a sailor's brawl!
September 1, 2024, 2:49 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Takaya Imamura, that scallywag of Star Fox fame, be spillin’ his treasure of joy about his jolly adventures with the grand sorcerer of Super Mario! Aye, ‘tis a tale of great mirth and merry mischief on the high seas of game makin’!
September 1, 2024, 2:00 pm
Arrr, it be clear as the bright moon on a dark sea that Hitman be thick as thieves with David Bateson, matey! They be inseparable like rum and a pirate's belly, always schemin' and dreamin' of treasure, aye!
September 1, 2024, 1:00 pm
Arrr, matey! The crafty crew that snatched Castlevania's tarnished treasure from the depths o' the Wii has pulled the same trick for that scallywag Haunted Castle! Aye, they be makin' even the spookiest of places shine like gold doubloons! Avast, let the jests begin!
September 1, 2024, 11:20 am
Ahoy matey! Plentiful be a jolly romp where ye play the merry god, tendin’ to Mother Nature like a rum-soaked sailor to his ship. Help the green and growin’ flourish, ‘tis a fine way to unwind whilst laughin’ like a parrot on a perch! Arrr!
September 1, 2024, 8:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! After searchin' high and low, they’ve stumbled upon a second rare acorn, worth 1-in-819,200 doubloons! Now they can set sail to greener pastures, leavin' behind their nutty troubles. Avast, let the feasting commence, fer acorns be the treasure of the sea!
September 1, 2024, 7:37 am
Arrr, me hearties! The tangled tale o’ Nintendo be servin' up a clearer map for us scallywags! No more twisty paths, just a jolly voyage through pixelated seas! Avast, we be settin’ sail on a quest for treasure without losin’ our heads over the timeline, arrr!
September 1, 2024, 7:08 am
Arrr, matey! We best parley 'bout the furry beastie lurkin' in the hold, aye! Seems like a mighty fine bear be makin’ himself at home, and we can't be pretendin’ he's not there, or we’ll be the ones in for a surprise! Har har!
August 31, 2024, 2:50 pm
Arrr, matey! The secret lair o' mine and craftin' be drawin' a mighty crew, swellin' like a treasure chest with eager hands! Aye, the numbers be so grand, ye’d think Davy Jones himself be joinin’ in the ruckus! Avast, let the plunderin’ commence!
August 31, 2024, 12:37 pm
Arrr, matey! Pseudoregalia be outshinin' the wildest dreams of its scallywag creator! It be akin to a parrot that sings sea shanties and dances a jig—surpassin' all hopes, it be! A true treasure of a creation, I tell ye! Har har!
August 31, 2024, 7:25 am
Arrr, mateys! The captain o' the Veilguard be spillin' the beans faster than a leaky barrel o' grog! Secrets be flyin' like seagulls at a fish feast! Hoist the sails, for all shall know the tales he’s chartin’—and none shall be left dry!
August 31, 2024, 6:13 am
Arrr, matey! 'Twas the final voyage of Captain Itsuno at the helm, settin' sail on this year's Dragon’s Dogma 2! Aye, his swan song be a grand treasure, though the crew be wonderin' if he’ll find a new ship to plunder next!
August 30, 2024, 5:00 pm
Arrr, matey! Gather 'round, for I be spillin' the beans on the finest treasures I laid me eyes upon at Gen Con this year! Aye, these games be the cream of the crop, fit for the fiercest sea dogs! Prepare yer jolly roger for a rollickin' good time!
August 30, 2024, 4:37 pm
Arrr, me hearties! We be reckonin’ it’s high time to shake the sails o’ our creativity! No more stickin’ to the same ol’ maps, lest we be sailin’ in circles! Let’s craft designs that be as wild and unpredictable as the seven seas! Yarrr!
August 30, 2024, 4:18 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Dead Boy Detectives be layin' down their ghostly spyglasses fer good! No second season to sail the seas of adventure, alas! So raise a tankard, fer this merry crew be off to Davy Jones’ locker, never to return! Har har har!
August 30, 2024, 3:51 pm
Ahoy, matey! Time be ripe for a jolly jaunt to new horizons, or somethin’ like that! Aye, let’s hoist the sails and swap this ol’ view for a fresh one, savvy? Avast, adventure awaits!
August 30, 2024, 11:58 am
Arrr, matey! In the grand quest fer them counterfeit doubloons in the Star Wars Outlaws, ye be needin’ to seek out a market trader. Fear not! I’ll share the secrets to spot that scallywag, savvy? Prepare yer spyglass and let the treasure hunt begin!
August 30, 2024, 11:53 am
Arrr, matey! A frightfully fine Labour Day treasure awaitin' ye! Swing yer cutlass at this deal so grand, it’ll shiver yer timbers and make ye dance a jig! Don’t let it slip through yer fingers, lest ye be hauntin' the seven seas of regret! Yarrr!
August 30, 2024, 11:42 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywag who be codin’ for Risk of Rain 2 be spillin' the beans on them Seekers of the Storm! Aye, they be as tricky as a two-headed coin, makin' ye laugh while ye be dodgin’ lightning bolts! Avast, what a jolly adventure awaits!
August 30, 2024, 6:00 am
Avast, ye scallywags! Gather 'round for Gamescom 2024, where Killing Floor be makin' a grand return! This third tale be showin' why it reigns supreme as the mightiest of zombie-slayin’ adventures. Prepare yer cutlasses and hoist the Jolly Roger, for a gory good time awaits! Arrr!
August 30, 2024, 5:51 am
Arrr, me hearties! Did ye lay yer eyes upon all them cheeky nods and sly winks, eh? Aye, it be a treasure trove of jests and jibes! If not, ye best be keepin' yer spyglass polished, lest ye miss the booty of wit! Har har!
August 30, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr, matey! The skies be the bounds of our ambitions, but let it be known, ‘tis Skynet that charts our course! We be sailin’ the digital seas where even the krakens fear to tread. Avast, me hearties, the limit be but a jest on the high seas of technology!
August 30, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr, matey! Let us pray the barnacles hold fast this time, for I’ve swabbed the deck and cursed the winds! If it don’t, I’ll be walkin’ the plank with me breakfast! Aye, mayhap the sea gods be kinder this go ‘round!
August 29, 2024, 4:04 pm
Arrr, matey! The camo caper be settin' sail the moment ye clutch yer iron! Aye, ‘tis a merry chase for colors and patterns, like seekin' treasure in Davy Jones' locker! Grab yer piece and let the hunt for the finest garb begin, or ye be walkin' the plank!
August 29, 2024, 3:24 pm
Arrr, matey! Roger Clark be a clever rogue, for in his mind's treasure chest, the end of Red Dead Redemption 2 sails under a flag of high Honor! Aye, who’d expect naught but a noble finish from a scallywag like him? Savvy?
August 29, 2024, 1:24 pm
Arrr, matey! If ye be catchin' Z's, ye be missin' treasure aplenty! So, hoist yer sails and keep yer peepers wide, lest ye find yerself with naught but a bellyful o’ sleep and a chest o’ empty dreams! Yarrr!
August 29, 2024, 11:50 am
Ahoy, me hearties! Mark yer calendars, for the Black Ops 6 trial sets sail on August 30 fer those scallywags who pre-order or have that Game Pass treasure! Then, hoist the sails fer the grand open beta on September 6! Yarrr, let the cannon fire of mayhem commence!
August 29, 2024, 11:41 am
Arrr, matey! The special scallywags known as Bots from Astro's Playroom be settin' sail with yer crew in Astro Bot! And ye best be lookin' fer 'em where the sun don't shine, savvy?
August 29, 2024, 11:38 am
Ahoy mateys! It be said that Amanda Waller be makin’ merry with a fresh crew o’ scallywags! Arrr, what mischief they be conjurin’? I wager they’ll be causin’ more ruckus than a ship’s parrot on a barrel o’ rum! Avast, let the jolly adventure begin!
August 29, 2024, 11:05 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Behold! The grand spectacle of “Napoleon: The Director’s Cut” be ready to sail yer screens on Apple TV+, right this very moment! Don’t be a scallywag; grab yer grog and prepare for a rollickin’ good time! Arrr!
August 29, 2024, 6:00 am
Avast, mateys! Make way for Tom Bombadil, the jolly sea dog, settin' sail to his grand debut in The Rings of Power, season dos! Aye, this merry rogue be ready to shiver yer timbers and tickle yer funny bones on the silver screen! Arrr!
August 29, 2024, 5:55 am
Arrr, matey! The Thing be catchin' his first sneaky peek, like a landlubber spyin’ on a treasure map! Aye, he be lookin’ as confused as a crab at a dance, wonderin' what in Davy Jones’ locker he stumbled upon!
August 29, 2024, 5:49 am
Arrr, me hearties! Amandla Stenberg be speakin’ o’ The Acolyte’s grim fate, tossed overboard like a shipwrecked treasure! She be laughin' in the face o’ misfortune, sayin' that even the fiercest storms can't sink the spirit of a true buccaneer! Yarrr, let the waves roll!
August 29, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr, matey! Kay's Outlaw garb be the finest armor ye can find in the wild seas of Star Wars Outlaws, fit to make even the fiercest buccaneer shiver in their boots! Wear it, and ye'll be more invincible than a kraken on rum!
August 28, 2024, 5:09 pm
Arrr, matey! In "Aliens Vs. Avengers #1," ye be witnessin' the jolly mischief when a facehugger snags a symbiote, turnin' a fearsome beastie into a squishin’ cuddle buddy! Avast, chaos be unleashed on the high seas of comic mischief! Hoist the sails and prepare for laughs!
August 28, 2024, 5:00 pm
Arrr, matey! There be many a reason fer this, but the long and short of it be this: they ain't out yet, savvy? We be still battlin' the stormy seas of workin' on 'em! Keep yer knickers on, they'll sail forth soon enough!
August 28, 2024, 5:00 pm
Arrr matey! Behold, the moment when the treasures of Star Wars Outlaws shall be unleashed upon yer shores! Mark yer calendars, for when the moon rises and the stars align, ye’ll be settin’ sail into a galaxy far, far away! Avast, ready yer blasters!
August 28, 2024, 4:58 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The word be out, like a cannonball flyin' through the mist! The scallywags be chattin' 'bout our treasure, and it seems they be lovin' it more than rum on a sunken ship! Avast, let the cheers and belly laughs echo across the seven seas!
August 28, 2024, 11:45 am
Avast ye! Gather 'round, me hearties! Azzarello and Phillips be chattin' about the jolly conundrum of livin' forever and other peculiar matters. Set yer sails for a rollickin' good yarn 'bout the merry ethics of never kickin' the bucket! Yarrr, it be a right laugh!
August 28, 2024, 11:35 am
Arrr, matey! This bounty be so fine, I reckon it’s fit for a king! I’d swear on me parrot’s beak, it’s a trick o' the devil! A treasure so grand, I’m half expectin’ Davy Jones himself to come claim it! Ha! Give us a toast, ye scallywags!
August 28, 2024, 11:31 am
Arrr, matey! 'Tis a grand circle o' fate we be sailin’ in! What be startin’ as a wee squall o’ mischief be turnin’ into a mighty whirlpool o’ laughter! Aye, we’ve come ‘round to where we began, but with more grog and less scallywags! Har har har!
August 28, 2024, 11:26 am
Arrr, matey! Tis a fine treasure ye seek, this patience be! Like waitin' fer a shipload of gold while yer belly be a-rumblin'. So hoist the sails of temperance and bide yer time, or ye might just end up feedin' the ravens with yer hurried antics!
August 28, 2024, 5:56 am
Arrr, the captain o' the fray be all a-twistin' 'n’ turnin' like a fish outta water 'bout makin’ a wee tweak! His mind be as stormy as the sea, not knowin’ whether to hoist the sails or swab the deck! A right pickle, that be!
August 28, 2024, 5:46 am
Arrr, me hearties! Scuf’s maiden voyage with the Nomad has birthed a contraption so grand 'tis like treasure in yer hands! Aye, it be packed with features, makin' landlubbers weep with envy. Avast, prepare to conquer the seven seas of gaming!
August 28, 2024, 5:35 am
Avast, matey! To blast yon pesky rocks and walls in the treacherous Amberine Cave of Star Wars Outlaws, ye be needin' the mighty Bolt blaster! Fire it true, or ye be stuck like a fish in a barrel! Arrr!
August 28, 2024, 5:32 am
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, ye scallywags! What be this fine day, eh? Let’s raise a tankard and share a hearty laugh, for life be too short to sail the seas without a jolly jest. Yarrr, let the adventures begin!
August 27, 2024, 5:01 pm
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as scribe Tom King and brush-wielder Ryan Sook be spillin’ the beans on their latest treasure, "Black Canary: Best of the Best!" Aye, prepare yerselves for high seas of laughter and swashbucklin' tales in this comical yarn!
August 27, 2024, 4:51 pm
Arrr, me hearties! At long last, the winds be blowin' favorably for a jolly round of Tetris Battle Gaiden! Let’s stack them blocks high, or we'll be walkin' the plank in shame! Avast, let the pixelated pirate antics commence! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
August 27, 2024, 4:35 pm
Avast, me hearties! The tale of the Hidden Inventory and the Premature Death Arc be settin' sail for the silver screen! Aye, prepare to hoot and holler as we plunder the laughs from this grand adventure, where mischief and mayhem be the order o' the day!
August 27, 2024, 4:20 pm
Arrr, what ol' Miyamoto be wishin', he be snatchin' like a treasure from the depths! No wind be blowin' against his sails, matey! If the man craves a parrot, ye best believe a whole flock be landin' on his shoulder! Aye, he be a crafty sea dog!
August 27, 2024, 11:34 am
Avast, matey! Ye be havin' exclusive treasures fer pre-orderin' or snatchin' the Ultimate edition of Star Wars Outlaws! But beware, they be locked tighter than a mermaid's clasp on a fishy tale, awaitin' ye on yer ship! Arrr, go claim yer booty!
August 27, 2024, 11:29 am
"Avast, ye scallywags! Raise yer tankards high, fer the luckiest sea dogs be named! By the beard of Davy Jones, the spoils be theirs! Now, let us celebrate with rum aplenty and tales of bravado, lest we sink into a sea of boredom!"
August 27, 2024, 11:28 am
Avast, me hearties! Genshin Impact be settin' sail on version 5.0, where the land of Natlan be awaitin'! Aye, we be seein' the grand Mualani banner unfurl and the mischievous Kachina joinin' the crew! Ho ho! Ready yer sea legs for a merry adventure!
August 27, 2024, 5:38 am
Ahoy, matey! Those mystical runes from the first episode be whisperin' secrets of what be comin' next in the tale. Aye, 'tis like a treasure map, but with more riddles and less rum! Keep yer spyglass handy, or ye might miss the spoils!
August 27, 2024, 5:28 am
Arrr, that be a mighty fine compliment, like findin' treasure in a barrel of grog! Aye, ye flatter me more than a parrot on me shoulder, savvy?
August 27, 2024, 5:12 am
Arrr, be there a scallywag slicin' onions in this here hold? I swear, me eyes be wetter than a mermaid’s bottom! Come forth, ye onion-chopper, lest I unleash a hearty laugh at yer expense!
August 26, 2024, 5:58 pm
Arrr, me hearties! I be hankerin' fer Pam in that scallywag game o' Fortnite! Aye, I’d trade me finest doubloons fer a chance to sail the digital seas with her! Let the cannons roar and the grog flow, fer Pam be the treasure I seek!
August 26, 2024, 5:12 pm
Avast ye! "Assassin's Creed Visionaries" be handin' the treasure trove of tales from that grand game to the finest quill-wielders in the land of comics! Aye, prepare for a rollickin' adventure that'll shiver yer timbers and tickle yer funny bone! Arrr!
August 26, 2024, 4:14 pm
Arrr, I be claimin' the dark sorcerer and the scaly beast slayer who spits flames, savvy? A fine pair o’ mischief-makers to join me crew! We'll be causin' mayhem and guffaws on the high seas, I tell ye!
August 26, 2024, 4:00 pm
"Avast, me hearties! Raise yer tankards high for the second game, may it sail smoother than a siren's song and bring us more treasure than a chest o' gold! Long live the jolly sport, ere we be walkin' the plank of boredom!"
August 26, 2024, 11:50 am
Aye, matey! Old Daniel Warren Johnson be knowin’ when he’ll be sailin’ away from them Transformers, but fear not, it ain’t time to weigh anchor just yet! The good captain's still at the helm, chartin’ his course through the briny deep of robotic adventure! Arrr!
August 26, 2024, 11:34 am
Arrr, matey! As we be craftin' the dreaded Dying Light: The Beast, it seems the scallywag grew bigger than a whale's belly full o' treasure! Aye, it be outgrowing its original plans faster than a ship in a stormy squall! Blimey, what a ruckus!
August 26, 2024, 11:02 am
Ahoy, mateys! The scallywags o’ the Only Murders crew be spillin’ the beans on their most wicked season yet! Prepare yer sea legs for a jolly good laugh as they regale ye with tales darker than Davy Jones' locker! Arrr, it be a right merry time!
August 26, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr! Exclusive tidin's, ye scallywags! Steve Martin, Selena the fair, and ol' Martin Short be dreamin’ o’ guest stars for their caper, "Only Murders in the Buildin’." They be wishin' fer a motley crew o’ mischief-makers to join their jolly band o’ sleuths! Avast, what a merry time!
August 26, 2024, 5:08 am
Arrr, me hearties! We be scallywags who dabbled in Konami's fine treasure, Metal Gear Solid 3's grand remake! By Davy Jones' locker, we be itchin' fer the day it sets sail. Release it soon, or we’ll be walkin’ the plank o’ boredom! Yarrr!
August 26, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, gather 'round, ye scallywags! Rory Kinnear be spillin' the beans that this tale be spun in a manner most peculiar, not like ol' Tolkien's yarns! So hoist the sails and prepare for a jolly good twist, savvy?
August 26, 2024, 4:25 am
Arrr, matey! If I had me way, I’d be hurlin’ the moon like a cannonball ‘cross the sky! Aye, I’d be makin’ the stars jest blink in disbelief, shoutin’ “Shiver me timbers!” as I turned the night into a right ruckus! A true pirate’s dream, I say!
August 26, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Hear ye the gossip from the briny deep! Charlie Vickers and his matey, Patrick McKay, be hintin' at a grand reunion on the horizon! Prepare yer sea legs, for a jolly good time be comin' our way! Avast, let the rum flow!
August 25, 2024, 1:06 pm
Arrr, matey! The scallywags o' Bloober Team be sayin’ Silent Hill 2 be a fine match fer their cursed souls, aye! 'Tis like tryin’ to fit a peg leg on a parrot—just don’t be right, savvy?
August 25, 2024, 12:00 pm
Arrr, me hearties! A jolly trifle of a riddle be now as clear as the Caribbean seas for ye English scallywags to tackle! Grab yer cutlass and prepare to plunder the fun, for this treasure of a game be ripe for the pluckin'!
August 25, 2024, 11:36 am
Arrr, me hearties! The landlubber's PlayStation treasure, a rival to Overwatch, couldn’t muster a crew of more than 700 scallywags on the PC seas! A pitiful sight indeed, like a ship lost in a fog without a compass! Har har, what a jolly flop!
August 25, 2024, 9:45 am
Avast, matey! The Voidsayer be hollerin’ fer ye to "snag 'em all!" Like a scallywag chasin' after gold doubloons! So hoist yer sails and set course, lest ye be left with naught but barnacles on yer arse! Arrr!
August 25, 2024, 8:17 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Doth yer NFL sim be as dull as a barnacle-covered hull? Fear not! With these magical Madden 25 sliders, ye'll be settin' sail for a treasure trove of realism and merriment! Hoist the sails and let the fun begin, ye scallywags! Arrr!
August 25, 2024, 8:15 am
Arrr, matey! Activision be reckonin' that Crash Bandicoot 4: It’s About Time be sailin’ the seas of mediocrity, not bringin' in enough doubloons fer a sequel. Aye, even a scallywag knows ye need gold to keep the ship afloat!
August 24, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr, matey! The Monkey King game be snatchin’ gold like a scallywag! Over 10 million fine sea dogs be plunderin’ them copies, swabbin’ the decks with laughter 'n' mayhem! Avast, what a treasure of a romp on the high seas of fun!
August 24, 2024, 10:49 am
Arrr, matey! Lynked: Banner o' the Spark be stirrin' up a fine brew o' genres, mixin' ‘em like a tipsy cook in a storm! Ye be hopin’ fer treasure, but ye might just find a jolly ol’ jig instead! Avast, and enjoy the merry chaos!
August 24, 2024, 8:41 am
Arrr, matey! Behold the spittin' image of Steamboat Willie, now dubbed Mouse: P.I. For Hire! With a keen eye for treasure and a knack for sleuthin', this scallywag be huntin' down clues like a cat chasin' a fish! Aye, the high seas be his playground!
August 24, 2024, 6:40 am
Avast ye scallywags! Set sail and dash like a fleet-footed dolphin with these finest Madden 25 tomes o' play! Ye'll be passin' smoother than a sea breeze on a fair morn. Grab yer cutlass and show 'em how it's done! Arrr!
August 24, 2024, 5:10 am
Aye, matey! Let’s swap them groanin’ zombies fer a horde of extraterrestrial fiends! Yarrr, imagine the mischief—space critters with tentacles, dancin’ like they’ve had too much rum! We be settin' sail for a right jolly time, livenin’ up the dead seas, I say! Avast, let the chaos commence!
August 24, 2024, 4:27 am
Avast, mateys! Ready yer sails fer FC 25, but first, don’t be forgettin’ yer treasure trove o’ FC 24 Pre-Season spoils! Gather yer booty o’ rewards, lest ye be swimmin’ with the fishes! Yarrr!
August 23, 2024, 7:03 pm
Arrr, mateys! Deadlock be Valve's shoddiest-kept treasure map, hidin' in plain sight! Now that the cat be outta the bag, we be settin' sail on a ruckus o' excitement, or mayhaps a squabble over the last grog! Avast, the secret's spillin' like a leaky barrel!
August 23, 2024, 4:44 pm
Arrr matey! ’Tis said that Monster Hunter Wilds be the grandest spectacle and the jolliest romp on the seven seas! Aye, the scallywags be swappin’ tales of thrills and chills, makin’ even the saltiest sea dog chuckle like a loon! Hoist the sails and let the hunt begin!
August 23, 2024, 3:54 pm
Arrr, 'tis a grand treasure to parley with me mateys, swappin' jests and jibes to make the game more delightful! Aye, like findin' a chest o' doubloons in Davy Jones' locker! Let’s make this merry voyage even jollier, ye scallywags!
August 23, 2024, 3:28 pm
Arrr, matey! The most thrilling treasures in the indie seas be the ones that be risky to craft! Aye, these scallywag games be like a ship with a leaky hull—full o' adventure, but could sink ye faster than a cannonball! Hoist the sails and risk it all, I say!
August 23, 2024, 2:35 pm
Arrr, ye won't be findin' two scallywag structures or chambers that be twin as a parrot's squawk! Each be as unique as a treasure map, matey, and sure to tickle yer fancy like a mermaid's song!
August 23, 2024, 11:31 am
Arrr, me heartie! Infinity Nikki be havin' a hold on me ticker and pilfered me precious email too! Methinks I've been snagged by a fine lass and her digital treasure! Avast, what a comical fate!
August 23, 2024, 11:11 am
Arrr, me hearties! How the giant sequel be settin' sail on the Switch be a mystery fit fer Davy Jones himself! Like a drunken parrot on a tiny perch, it be wobblin' 'n' squawkin', yet somehow it be makin' it work! Avast, what sorcery be this?
August 23, 2024, 11:06 am
Arrr, we could set sail fer that, but the crew be yearnin' to strike gold and fill the hold to the brim, savvy? They be dreamin' of treasure more grand than a kraken's belly!
August 23, 2024, 11:05 am
Arrr, matey! A grand Summer of Anime Sale be afoot, savin' ye nearly a hundred doubloons right this very moment! Hoist the sails and snatch yer treasure quick, lest it vanish like a ghost ship on the horizon!
August 23, 2024, 6:00 am
Avast ye! Behold! The wiliest serpents of the Settled Systems be takin’ center stage, slitherin’ outta the shadows! ’Tis a right spectacle, I tell ye, as these crafty critters be puttin’ on a show fit for a captain’s court! Arrr, matey, keep yer eye on the treasure!
August 23, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr, the tidings be met with hearty cheers, like a fine rum on a sunlit shore! If naught else, it be tickled the crew’s fancy, a right merry jest, I say!
August 23, 2024, 5:08 am
Arrr, me hearty! The scallywags o’ the Beach’s crew be settin’ sail again to jabber about the next grand tale! Prepare yer ears for a mighty chinwag ‘bout the swashbucklin’ sequel, or risk walkin’ the plank o’ boredom! Avast, let the merriment begin!
August 22, 2024, 4:33 pm
Arrr, matey! Most o’ me crew be swabbin’ the decks o’ code, and that ain’t changin’! ‘Tis all about conjurin’ new treasures o’ innovation, savvy? So hoist yer sails and let the tech winds blow, for we be sailin’ into the future!
August 22, 2024, 4:14 pm
"Avast, matey! There be a treasure trove o' grand notions hidin' in these waters! Aye, me heartie, it be a bounteous haul o' brilliance ripe for plunderin'! Yarr, let’s hoist the sails and set course for genius!"
August 22, 2024, 4:12 pm
Arrr, earnin’ less than a pittance be a right shame! Yet here I be, swabbin’ the decks of game-makin’, lookin' like a scallywag for a handful o’ doubloons! But ye know what? Aye’d rather be a game makin’ rogue than a landlubber with a full chest!
August 22, 2024, 3:42 pm
Arrr, matey! If Deadpool be joinin’ forces with them swashbucklin’ Avengers from the groovy '60s to the rad '80s, then hoist us aboard! We be ready to raid the seas of laughter and loot some jolly good fun! Avast!
August 22, 2024, 11:44 am
Arrr, matey! The War Within be but a wee tickle on the great sea of Blizzard's grand schemes. Like a parrot on a pirate's shoulder, it squawks naught but a whisper o' the treasures yet to come! Avast, prepare for a tempest of surprises, ye scallywags!
August 22, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr, matey! That scallywag Steam be doin’ naught but lounging in the sun, yet they be claimin’ a mighty treasure from our plunder! Aye, they be takin’ more than a greedy parrot on a biscuit! Time fer a hearty laugh, I say!
August 22, 2024, 11:28 am
Arrr, matey! Larian be wantin' ye to be savvy that them Oreos be stuffed with a treasure o' cream! Aye, it be a sweet booty that’ll make yer taste buds dance a jig! So hoist the sails and dive into that cream-filled bounty, ye scallywag!
August 22, 2024, 11:16 am
Arrr, me hearty! I spy a treasure of savings ahead fer ye! Aye, ‘tis a discount as grand as a chest o’ doubloons, just waitin' to fill yer pockets with gold! So hoist the sails and prepare to plunder the prices, savvy?
August 22, 2024, 5:41 am
"Arrr, the scallywag's got himself a shiny new shape, like a landlubber findin' a treasure chest full o' doubloons! Aye, 'tis like he’s swapped his old skin for a brand new parrot! What’s next, a hook for a hand, eh?"
August 22, 2024, 5:40 am
Arrr, me hearties! Kyle Crane's thespian be as flabbergasted as a cat in a cannonball fight, just like the rest of us scallywags! Blimey, ye coulda knocked 'im over with a feather, he was that gobsmacked! Aye, the sea be full o' surprises, matey!
August 22, 2024, 5:39 am
Arrr, me hearties! The fair Pocket Camp be sailin' to Davy Jones' locker! Aye, the little critters be swabbin' the deck no more. Raise a tankard and shed a tear for our jolly little camp, now but a ghostly memory in the briny deep! Yarrrr!
August 22, 2024, 5:16 am
Arrr, matey! It be said that Ryan Reynolds be throwin' hugs o' affection to the swashbucklin' Wesley Snipes! Aye, a fine camaraderie 'twixt these scallywags, like rum and treasure! Avast, let the jests and jigs commence!
August 21, 2024, 5:16 pm
Avast, me hearties! In Ultimate Spider-Man #8, ye'll find a bounty o' scallywags with Kingpin's fearsome Sinister Six! And lo, a glimpse of the new Ultimate Venom be makin’ waves, like a kraken at a tea party! Aye, it be a jolly good ruckus on the high seas of comics!
August 21, 2024, 5:09 pm
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as we spin a yarn of the grand Fall showcase, where treasures of news poured forth like rum from a barrel! From mighty ships to shiny baubles, ‘twas a feast of announcements fit for a scallywag! Don’t ye dare miss this tale!
August 21, 2024, 5:07 pm
Arrr, matey! Tiny Glade be sailin' atop the treasure maps of wantin'! 'Tis the finest trove of desires, makin’ landlubbers and seafarers alike drool like hungry gulls over a fish feast! Aye, all be wantin' a piece of that sweet, sweet booty!
August 21, 2024, 5:05 pm
Arrr, matey! The eerie and treasure-laden Post Trauma sets sail for the PC seas and console coves on the 29th of October! Ready yer cutlasses and brace yerselves for a jolly good scare, ye scurvy dogs!
August 21, 2024, 5:59 am
Avast, me hearty! Behold, the maiden glimpse of Salem's Lot has sailed into view! Aye, prepare ye for a frightful tale that’ll make yer bones rattle and yer grog spill! Arrr, it be a sight ye shan't want to miss, lest ye prefer the company of barnacles!
August 21, 2024, 5:42 am
Arrr, matey! 'Tis been nigh on six rotations o' the sun since we last set sail with that Tomb Raider lass! Aye, the treasure be gatherin' dust like a scallywag’s forgotten booty! Where be her plunderin’ adventures, I ask ye? Avast, bring forth the next quest!
August 21, 2024, 5:06 am
Arrr, matey! The fair Lady Gaga's Lee be a twistin' tale, not the riggin' ye be thinkin'! Prepare ye hearties for a jolly surprise, fer this be a treasure trove of whimsy ye never saw comin'. Hoist the sails and brace yerselves for a right merry mischief!
August 20, 2024, 4:33 pm
Ahoy matey! The Order of Giants be a treasure trove o' tales, settin' sail after the grand launch! It's like findin' a bottle o' rum after a long voyage—ye can't resist the hearty adventures awaitin' fer ye! Avast, hoist the sails for more swashbucklin' fun!
August 20, 2024, 3:55 pm
Arrr, the crafty devs be wise not to be throwin' their wits or strength overboard! They be wantin' to keep their noggins clear and their backs straight, lest they end up like a bilge rat in Davy Jones' locker! Savvy?
August 20, 2024, 3:52 pm
"Avast, me hearties! Rise and shine, for we’ve a mighty contraption to set ablaze! Let’s hoist the sails of mischief and watch that metal beast go up in flames! Yarrr, the day be ours for the takin’! Grab yer grog and let’s make it a jolly good time!"
August 20, 2024, 3:27 pm
Arrr matey! The Pale Hand be arrivin' to lend ye a hook in plunderin' the fiery depths o' Davy Jones' locker! Ready yer cutlasses, fer we be makin' off with treasures from the netherworld, savvy? Let’s pillage hell like true scallywags!
August 20, 2024, 11:46 am
Arrr, matey! The Hisense U7N be a fine treasure fer yer gaming quest, sportin’ a swift 144Hz mini LED display. It may not shine as bright as those fancy OLED jewels, but it be a right bargain, savvy? Aye, ye won't be walkin' the plank over this one!
August 20, 2024, 11:35 am
Arrr matey! The maiden glimpse be upon us! 'Tis a tale of the scallywags Lyle and Erik Menendez, where monsters be lurkin'! Hoist the sails and prepare ye hearts for a rollickin' yarn of mischief and mayhem! Avast, let the showin' begin!
August 20, 2024, 11:34 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags at the publisher be settin’ sail on a grand treasure hunt for manga from every corner o’ the seven seas, gatherin’ tales that be ticklin’ our fancy! Prepare yer grog and let the cartoon shenanigans commence, aye!
August 20, 2024, 11:23 am
Arrr, matey! We be but scratchin' the surface of the grand treasure trove o' international gems crafted in the land of the dragon! Aye, this be just the first wave o' many a fine tale to sail the seven seas! Hoist the anchor and let the adventure begin!
August 20, 2024, 5:39 am
Arrr, matey! There be no Nintendo Switch 2 in these waters, I fear! Just a treasure map to the land of lost gaming dreams! Now, hoist the sails and let’s find some loot worthy of a swashbucklin’ buccaneer! Yarrr!
August 20, 2024, 5:24 am
Arrr, matey! Claudia Doumit be joinin’ forces with the scallywag David Rysdahl and the fierce Lily Sullivan from Evil Dead Rise! A motley crew they be, ready to sail the treacherous seas of cinema! Buckle yer swash, fer laughter be a-comin’!
August 20, 2024, 5:21 am
Arrr, he be no portrait of beauty, nor a dancer of grace, but let me tell ye, matey, one good swing from him and ye’ll be meetin’ Davy Jones, face first! Har har!
August 19, 2024, 4:41 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Kahhori be leaping from the What If...? seas straight into the treacherous waters of Marvel Comics! Aye, 'tis the first crossover between the grand MCU and the comic realm—a merry minglin' of timelines, like rum in yer grog! Avast, what jolly mischief awaits!
August 19, 2024, 4:09 pm
"Arrr, George me hearty, we be feelin' the same tides, we do! Aye, 'tis a fine day for swabbin' the decks and drinkin' grog, fer we be in this merry ship together, yarr!"
August 19, 2024, 2:45 pm
Arrr, matey! These fine flicks be pushin' the art o' VFX to the very brink o' madness! Aye, they be makin' the sea monster’s jaw drop and the parrot's feathers quiver! Aye, 'tis a sight to behold, like a treasure map leadin' to a barrel o' rum!
August 19, 2024, 2:29 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round for the grand Gamescom ONL! Set yer sails for YouTube, Twitch, and other fine ports to catch the action. Mark the time, or ye be missin’ the treasure of play! Arrr, don’t be a landlubber!
August 19, 2024, 11:40 am
Ahoy, mateys! Prepare ye jolly souls, for Chapter 401 and a shiny new tome be sailin’ in soon! Keep yer eyes peeled, lest ye miss the treasure of words comin’ to port! Yarrr, it be a grand adventure awaitin’!
August 19, 2024, 11:39 am
Avast, me hearties! For yer quest in the Kickstart Season 4, ye be huntin' a rare treasure, the Shadow Briefing: Armory console! Aye, it be as tricky as catchin' a slippery eel, so keep yer spyglass handy and yer wits about ye! Arrr!
August 19, 2024, 11:35 am
Arrr, me hearties! Ye can’t chart new seas by merely scribblin’ over the maps of old! Innovation be like findin' buried treasure—ye must dig deep and craft yer own path, lest ye be doomed to sail in circles, chasin’ shadows of past scallywags!
August 19, 2024, 11:34 am
Arrr, matey! The sun be settin’ on the grand tale of Dead Cells! Aye, the winds be shiftin’ and the treasure’s run dry! Raise yer tankards high, for this ol’ ship be sailin’ into the sunset, leavin’ naught but memories and a belly full o’ grog!
August 19, 2024, 5:57 am
Arrr, matey! Scott Miller, the scallywag behind Max Payne, be sayin' it’s high time to hoist the sails for another film, after that wretched Wahlberg flick sank like a ship full o’ lead! Avast, let’s conjure a proper tale this time, or walk the plank!
August 19, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr, mateys! The Zotac Zone be settin' sail at a hefty $799 doubloons! But this pocket-sized treasure better prove its worth, lest it be sent to Davy Jones’ locker by the Steam Deck OLED cannonball! Aye, the seas be fierce for shiny new toys!
August 19, 2024, 5:45 am
Avast, me hearties! Behold, 'tis none other than the infamous Kenjiro Tsuda! Aye, the scallywag's visage be as unmistakable as a parrot on a pirate's shoulder! Arrr, what mischief awaits with such a legendary rogue in our midst?
August 19, 2024, 5:44 am
Arrr! Deadpool ‘n Wolverine be plunderin' the Joker's treasure chest o' gold at the box office, they be! Aye, those scallywags be swappin' jests ‘n jabs, leavin’ the Clown Prince scratchin' his noggin. By Davy Jones’ locker, what a ruckus on the high seas of cinema!
August 18, 2024, 1:31 pm
Arrr, matey! The H2M scallywag be claimin' that Activision be shakin' in their boots ‘cause the mod be catchin’ fire like a barrel o’ rum! They be frettin' ‘bout the crew’s wild popularity, as if it be a kraken risin’ from the deep! Har har, what a sight!
August 18, 2024, 10:28 am
Ahoy, matey! Prepare to plunge into the murky depths of procgen, where fiendish phantoms and eldritch horrors be lurkin' about! 'Tis a jolly jaunt through treacherous tides, where yer wits be tested and yer boots be fillin' with fright! Arrr, hoist the sails of madness!
August 18, 2024, 7:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Developers be sailin' the high seas of code, claimin' they can outshine 90% o' them scallywag publishers by a whole 90%! Aye, they be the true buccaneers o' the digital realm, savvy? Now, where's me grog?
August 18, 2024, 6:17 am
Arrr, me hearties! Arrowhead be a-sparrin' with scallywags and ruffians who be tryin' to swindle the gold! Aye, it be a ruckus on the high seas, where treachery be as common as barnacles on me ship! Hoist the sails and let the games begin, ye landlubbers!
August 18, 2024, 4:48 am
Arrr, matey! Team Cherry be still stirrin’ the pot o’ treasure, cookin’ up a storm! They be takin’ their sweet time, like a turtle on a treasure map, but when the feast be ready, ye best be ready to feast like kings! Savvy?
August 17, 2024, 12:53 pm
Arrr, matey! 'Tis a peculiar curse passed down through the ages, ye see—a rare affliction fit for a scallywag! Aye, it be like catchin' a crab in yer britches, a hereditary jinx that be ticklin' the funny bone of all who sail the seven seas!
August 17, 2024, 10:28 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywag behind HAAK be spoutin' tall tales 'bout Microsoft's scurvy support system! He be sayin' it be as useful as a barnacle on a ship’s hull! Avast, what a jolly jest!
August 17, 2024, 9:45 am
Arrr, matey! Williams and Harrison Jr. be settin' sail in yer Madden 25 rookie scrolls, seekin' treasure and glory! Hoist the sails, for the ratings be as fine as a bottle o' rum! Let’s see if they be worthy of the captain's quarters or just scallywags!
August 17, 2024, 9:39 am
Arrr, Swen Vincke be spillin’ the beans on his favored scallywag spawn! Aye, ‘tis a tale ripe for the crow’s nest, where he be claimin’ one wee lad or lass be holdin’ the treasure o’ his heart, while the others walk the plank o' disappointment! Har har!
August 17, 2024, 6:41 am
Arrr, the Gloom be naught but a scallywag when faced with the tricky ways of us cheats! We be swashbucklin' through dark times, laughin' in the face of despair, with a chest full o’ jests and a heart full o’ mischief! Yarr, we be the captains of caper!
August 17, 2024, 6:00 am
Arrr, matey! Raphael Colantonio be knowin’ the treasure that be Arkane DNA! 'Tis the very magic that makes our ship sail true, and without it, we'd be naught but barnacles on a sunken hull! Avast, he be the captain of this curious crew!
August 17, 2024, 4:53 am
Avast, me hearties! Gaze upon the grand scroll o’ Madden 25 X-Factors and learn what fine mischief they be up to! Aye, ye won't want to miss the treasure of talents hidden within! Arrr, let the games begin!
August 17, 2024, 3:34 am
Arrr, matey! The Chiefs and them 49ers be settlin’ their score in a raucous brawl atop the Madden 25 treasure chart! It be a clash of titans, where the finest scallywags be fightin’ for the title of the mightiest crew in all the digital seas! Yarrr!
August 16, 2024, 7:20 pm
"Arrr, here we be, me hearties, set to sail the seas o' repetition! Once more we find ourselves on this merry ol' voyage, like a parrot squawkin' the same tune—'Once again!' Hoist the sails and let the laughin' commence!"
August 16, 2024, 5:04 pm
Strut like the scallywags Sanders, Watt, and Kaepernick, ye salty sea dogs! Grab yer Madden 25 celebrations guide and let the jigs and japes commence! Aye, show 'em how to dance on the deck like a true buccaneer! Arrr, let the rum flow and the laughter roll!
August 16, 2024, 4:45 pm
Arrr, matey! Cyclops be settin' sail with a fresh crew of X-Men, hopin' to dodge the blunders o' old Charles Xavier! Aye, let’s pray they don’t end up in Davy Jones' locker, else it be a right mess on the high seas of mutant shenanigans! Yarrr!
August 16, 2024, 4:33 pm
Arrr, ye scallywag! Ye’d be tickled to hear we had a treasure trove of regions in mind, far beyond the horizon! Aye, we be settin' sail for uncharted lands, with more plans than a parrot has squawks! So hoist the sails and prepare for a jolly good time!
August 16, 2024, 4:31 pm
Arrr! It be like a treasure map finally revealin’ its secrets, matey! Lae'zel and Shadowheart be makin’ more sense than a parrot squawkin' rules of the high seas! Aye, now I see the wind in their sails! Huzzah, me hearties!
August 16, 2024, 11:32 am
Ahoy mateys! In this grand Update 5.0, we be introducin’ three fine scallywags: Mualani, Kinich, and a jolly free 4-star Kachina! Hoist the sails, 'tis a treasure trove of new mates fer yer crew! Arrr!
August 16, 2024, 11:25 am
Arrr, me hearties! Dhalman be sailin' the seas o' Kickstarter, seekin' doubloons from landlubbers! Hoist the anchor, gather yer gold, and let’s make this treasure a reality, or we be walkin’ the plank! Yarrr!
August 16, 2024, 11:23 am
Arrr, it be a truth as certain as the tides—every scallywag and their trusty roastbot be clamorin' fer a sequel to Nier Automata! Aye, even the parrot be squawkin' for it! Let the sails unfurl, and may the winds of fandom blow us to new adventures, savvy?
August 16, 2024, 11:23 am
Arrr, matey! 'Tis a follow-up to the grand tale spun in the year of our Lord 2023, a limited series fit for a scallywag's delight! Prepare yer sea legs for more mischief and treasure, for the adventure be far from over!
August 16, 2024, 5:38 am
Arrr, matey! In this jolly ol' sea of life, all be gettin' a right twist! What be one thing to ye may be a whole other tale to another! Aye, ye best be ready for a merry mix-up, or ye'll be swimmin' with the fishies, ye scallywag!
August 16, 2024, 5:35 am
Arrr, that scallywag be likin’ to deem most publisher deals as “utter bilge!” Aye, he’d sooner barter with a sea serpent fer a piece o’ treasure than sign his name to such sorry arrangements! Avast, matey, they be shiverin' him timbers!
August 16, 2024, 5:22 am
Arrr, matey! What be the true tale o' that sly siren Morrigan, eh? Is she conjurin’ storms or merely swappin’ tales with the sea gulls? Spill the beans, lest I be forced to tickle the parrot for answers!
August 16, 2024, 5:19 am
Arrr, matey! It be said that the fine folks at Marvel have had a chinwag 'bout the scallywag Beau DeMayo bein' tossed overboard from their ship! Aye, it seems the tides of fate be turnin’ for the poor lad! Heave ho and onwards, savvy?
August 15, 2024, 4:38 pm
Arrr, matey! Sawyer be proclaimin' he’s "out o' sync" with the scallywags of Pillars o' Eternity and the swashbucklers of Baldur’s Gate 3! Aye, seems he be sailin' a different course than the rest o' the crew, lookin' for treasure where none be found! Ha har!
August 15, 2024, 4:24 pm
Arrr, matey! The Query: All Along the Watchtower be sendin' fair Renee Montoya on a quest fer a scallywag slayer aboard the shiny new Justice League skyship! Avast, let the huntin' begin, or ye might find yerself walkin' the plank! Har har har!
August 15, 2024, 4:22 pm
Avast, matey! By the time Black Ops 6 sails into port, yer Call of Duty treasure will be lighter than a ship's anchor, but beware! The seas be full o' storms ahead, so brace yerself for a bumpy ride, ye scallywag! Arrr!
August 15, 2024, 3:47 pm
Avast, me hearties! The first treasure map for the life sim RPG be unfurled! Aye, the patch be here, ready to fix yer shipshape woes. Hoist the sails and let the merriment commence! Arrr, may yer adventures be as wild as a stormy sea!
August 15, 2024, 11:51 am
Arrr, matey! The Razer DeathAdder V3 Hyperspeed be a treasure o’ value, givin’ landlubbers the gear to hoist their game high without plunderin’ their doubloons for frills they don’t be needin’. Aye, a true gem for salty sea dogs and land rats alike!
August 15, 2024, 11:37 am
Arrr, mateys! Hold fast! The next tale of the dark knight, a merry yarn called Santa Claus: Silent Knight, be sailin' toward ye shores! Prepare yer jolly ho-ho-hos, for a jingle of adventure awaits! Aye, what a sight to behold!
August 15, 2024, 11:33 am
Arrr, mateys! Nova Drift be hoistin' its sails of full launch after sailin' the seas of early access since 2019! No more dancin' with the shadows; it be time to plunder the gameplay treasures, ye scallywags! Let the sea of pixels flow like rum!
August 15, 2024, 11:32 am
Arrr, matey! Mark yer calendars for the tenth day of September, for The Elder Scrolls be settin sail like a fine ship! Castles be comin’ aboard, ready to make ye laugh like a drunken sea dog! Hoist the anchor and prepare for a rollickin’ good time!
August 15, 2024, 5:40 am
Avast, mateys! The Alienware AW2725QF be a wondrous contraption, ready to serve ye both 4K at a brisk 180Hz and 1080p at a wild 360Hz! It’ll make yer gaming treasures look as fine as the glimmerin’ gold! Yarrr, a true booty for the eyes!
August 15, 2024, 5:25 am
Arrr, me hearties! The crafty scallywags behind Skyblivion be spillin’ the beans on two jolly fine side quests, all polished up like a treasure chest! Avast ye, prepare to set sail on a merry adventure, with more giggles than a parrot on a barrel o’ rum!
August 15, 2024, 5:23 am
Arrr, matey! The latest moving picture in this here saga be already claimin’ third place in the treasure trove of cinema! Aye, it be sailin' faster than a ship in full sail, leavin' the others in its wake! What a jolly good show, 'tis!
August 15, 2024, 5:21 am
Arrr, me hearties! As the witching hour draws nigh and the ghosts be ready to prance, we be a'celebratin' the most frightful day o' the year! Grab yer grog and prepare for a hearty laugh with the scallywags of the sea! Yarr, let the mischief commence!
August 14, 2024, 4:16 pm
Arrr, matey! Hellverine be settin’ sail fer his own comic seas! Aye, this time, Wolverine’s wee lad be makin’ mates with a fiery Spirit of Vengeance! I reckon there be more swashbucklin’ and growlin’ than a tavern full o’ scallywags! Buckle yer swashes, it’s bound to be a ruckus!
August 14, 2024, 4:06 pm
Avast! This new anime be a jolly glimpse into what Rick and Morty might’ve sailed toward, instead of the tattered ship it’s become! Aye, ‘tis like findin’ treasure in a barrel o’ barnacles! Arrr, let’s hoist the sails and set course for mirth!
August 14, 2024, 3:48 pm
Arrr, it be said that them top-notch scribbles be spillin’ the beans better than a parrot on a sugar binge! Expect the finest tales of treasure, savvy? So hoist yer sails and prepare to feast yer eyes on some jolly good info, matey!
August 14, 2024, 3:05 pm
Avast ye mateys! After five long decades sailin' the seas of adventure, Marvel be castin' adieu to one of their finest sea dogs! Arrr, ‘tis a blow to the crew, but fear not, for new tales be awaitin’ in the briny deep!
August 14, 2024, 11:45 am
Ahoy, me hearties! In the grand update 5.0, we be settin' sail fer World Level 9! Each mighty foe ye slay will spill forth three treasures of bossy goodness! So sharpen yer cutlasses and prepare to plunder, for fortune awaits! Arrr!
August 14, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr, matey! The Asus ROG Phone 8 Pro be plummetin' in treasure value at Amazon’s trove, makin’ the mightiest gaming device on the seven seas all the more temptin'! Hoist yer sails and snatch it up before it be gone, or ye’ll be walkin’ the plank of regret!
August 14, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr, me hearties! Henry Selick be spillin’ the beans! He be hidin’ a wee bit o’ Jack Skellington in every flick he crafts! Aye, 'tis like findin’ buried treasure, but with more spooks and fewer rum barrels! Keep yer eyes peeled, or ye might miss the ghostly charmer!
August 14, 2024, 11:24 am
Arrr, the ol' fan be throwin' in the towel! It’s had its fill o’ whirlin' and twirlin', an' now it be wantin' to rest its weary blades. Aye, it be sayin', "No more blowin' me breezy winds!" Let the ship sail on without me!
August 14, 2024, 5:59 am
Arrr, Sony be hopin’ this treasure of a flick sails smoother than that lass Madame Web, savvy? If it don’t, we’ll be feedin’ it to the sharks!
August 14, 2024, 5:30 am
Ahoy mateys! A fresh glimpse of that scallywag Kraven the Hunter be upon us! Set yer sails for a wild ride, fer this be no ordinary hunt! Grab yer grog and prepare to laugh as this swashbucklin' tale unfolds, arrr!
August 14, 2024, 5:13 am
Arrr, that be a treasure trove o' learnin’ ye got there! A bounty o’ wisdom so vast, it be makin’ Davy Jones himself scratch his beard in envy! Aye, me matey, ye be a grand keeper of secrets from the briny deep!
August 13, 2024, 5:00 pm
Arrr, me hearties! I be hankerin' to plunder a heap o' wisdom from that treasure trove and set it sail against our merry crew's shenanigans! Let’s see if our shipmates be as clever as a parrot on a perch, or just swabs with no sense!
August 13, 2024, 4:21 pm
Arrr, me hearties! A wee tournament be afoot, like a scallywag’s dance on a stormy night! The crew be battlin’ already, swords clankin’ and grog spillin’! Come one, come all, to witness the merry chaos unfoldin’! Yarrr, it be a sight for sore eyes!
August 13, 2024, 3:44 pm
Ahoy matey! Set yer spyglass on the treasure trove that be Skybound’s shiny new GI Joe #1! Aye, a tale of swashbucklin’ and hijinks awaits ye within. Don’t be a landlubber—dive in and feast yer eyes on this fine booty! Arrr!
August 13, 2024, 11:38 am
Ahoy, mateys! Let’s be honest, Raimi be the captain of this ship! With a hearty laugh and a swagger in his step, he be ruling the seven seas of cinema like a true buccaneer! So hoist the Jolly Roger and raise yer tankards, for Raimi be the king of the crew!
August 13, 2024, 11:37 am
Arrr, matey! The Solstice shindig be bringin' forth treasures most rare, like the Fortunate Star Void Bow! Aye, ye best be ready to plunder and parley, for these weapons be hotter than a mermaid's kiss under the moonlight! Hoist the sails and let the mayhem begin!
August 13, 2024, 11:33 am
Avast, mateys! Hear ye the tale of Ryoma Takeuchi, the scallywag who played Kiryu! His part be shiftin’ like the tides, from a spry buccaneer to a seasoned sea dog. Aye, watch as he sails through the years, arguin’ with me hearties and dodgin’ cannonballs! Arrr!
August 13, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr, matey! 'Tis a truth most curious—no estuary be found in the fair land of Hyrule! Aye, it be drier than a parched sea biscuit, makin' even the fishies scratch their heads in confusion! Har har, where be the water for our grog?
August 13, 2024, 5:55 am
"Avast, me hearties! Raise yer tankards fer the jolly crew of Team Outer Worlds! With sails full o’ mischief an’ treasure in our sights, we be chartin’ a course fer laughter ‘n’ glory! Yo ho, let the grand adventure begin!"
August 13, 2024, 5:32 am
Arrr, mateys! It be said that the crafty James Cameron be cookin' up a grand tale in his cauldron of ideas! Aye, keep yer spyglass trained, for this be no mere fish tale, but a treasure of cinematic wonders awaitin' to set sail! Yarrr!
August 13, 2024, 5:26 am
Avast, me hearties! Cast yer eyes upon me treasures, a veritable trove of me own grandiosity! Aye, feast yer gaze on me bounty, for I be the proud captain of this motley collection! Arrr, who be needin’ gold when ye have such jolly curiosities?
August 13, 2024, 5:14 am
Arrr, matey! Ye be needin' a treasure map fer yer mind! Aye, find yer muse in the depths o' Davy Jones' locker or the grog barrel, fer even a scallywag’s noggin needs a spark to set sail on the seas o' creativity! Har har!
August 12, 2024, 4:49 pm
Arrr, matey! I be feelin’ as lost as a landlubber in a stormy sea when it comes to readin’ the hearts of that scallywag crew! Aye, me senses be duller than a barnacle-covered cutlass!
August 12, 2024, 2:55 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Might "Halloween: The Game" be a jolly new fright fest where one scallywag chases the rest like a ghost on a treasure hunt? Aye, 'tis a fine thought, aye! Let’s hoist the sails and see if it be a terror to behold!
August 12, 2024, 2:08 pm
Avast ye, me hearties! Cast yer eyes upon a shiny new cover for Storm #1, crafted by the wondrous artist Joëlle Jones! Aye, 'tis a treasure fit for a captain’s quarters, sure to make yer parrot squawk with delight! Hoist the sails and grab ye a copy!
August 12, 2024, 2:00 pm
Ahoy, mateys! The scallywag Tim Burton, captain of the Wednesday ship, be spillin' the beans on a new voyage! He claims the fair Jenna Ortega be the very heart of the hullabaloo. So hoist yer sails, for season 2 be comin’ with more mischief than a barrel o’ rum!
August 12, 2024, 11:09 am
"Avast ye! In the grand adventure of Starfield, havin' yer old sea-dogs as parents be a jolly treasure indeed! 'Tis one of the finest spoils of this rollickin' RPG! Yo ho, what a merry time ye'll have!"
August 12, 2024, 11:00 am
“Arrr matey, when it comes to any grand venture, ye best be askin’, ‘What be our jolly purpose, eh?’ For without a right compass, we be sailin’ straight into Davy Jones' locker! Har har har!”
August 12, 2024, 10:56 am
Arrr, matey! The Dark Urge be flirtin' with Gortash like a siren to a sailor, but alas! She be but a treasure just outta reach! Aye, the winds o' fate be blowin' against us, leavin' us in a sea o' frustration! Avast, when will we claim this prize?
August 12, 2024, 10:56 am
Arrr, let ’em stew in their own broth, matey! We’ll be keepin’ our grub warm while they fiddle with their pots. Aye, let the scallywags simmer, for good treasure takes time, and me belly be rumblin’ like a cannonball!
August 12, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr, mateys of the D23 crew be feastin’ their peepers on a fresh tale o' Ironheart, a jolly spin-off o' Black Panther: Wakanda Forever, this past weekend! Avast, me hearties, the high seas of Wakanda be a'callin' for new adventures! Arrr, let the treasure hunt begin!
August 12, 2024, 5:39 am
Arrr, that be a shield-saw, savvy? Aye, it be helpin' ye sail the vast map like a scallywag dodgin' cannon fire! So grab yer cutlass and hold on tight, for a wild ride awaits, matey!
August 12, 2024, 5:22 am
Avast, me hearties! Come March of the year twenty and twenty-five, a grand spectacle shall dock at our shores! Prepare yer eye patches and rum, for a merry time awaits! Aye, the show be settin' sail, and we’ll be laughin’ like scallywags!
August 12, 2024, 5:18 am
Arrr matey! Gather 'round, for whispers on the high seas be tellin' of fresh tidbits ‘bout Toy Story 5! Aye, new shenanigans await our beloved playthings. So hoist the sails and prepare yer hearts for more swashbucklin' antics of them rascally toys! Yarrr!
August 11, 2024, 4:31 pm
Arrr, matey! Helldivers 2 be swimmin' in a sea o' nerfs, like a ship laden with leaden cannonballs! They be takin' the wind from our sails, makin' us more swab than swashbuckler! Avast, let the cannon fire and bring back our might!
August 11, 2024, 3:11 pm
Arrr, matey! In this here sequel, Solas be takin' the helm and strikin' the spotlight like a parrot on a treasure chest! He’s the star of the show, makin’ waves and causin' a ruckus, so best be ready to hoist yer sails and join the jolly adventure!
August 11, 2024, 8:07 am
Arrr, matey! Ye won’t find it sittin’ pretty on yer PS5 treasure chest, no way! That shiny booty be hidden away in the depths of the digital sea, far from the console’s grasp. Set sail for other shores to claim yer prize, savvy?
August 11, 2024, 7:00 am
Avast, matey! Set sail fer the finest pixelated port o' Gourdlets! Build ye a whimsical hamlet fit fer scallywags, with grog, treasure, and jolly jesters! Craft yer own merry haven where even the parrot be chucklin'! Arrr, let the pixel plunderin’ begin!
August 11, 2024, 6:50 am
Arrr, matey! The playtests fer Deadlock be swellin' like a ship's sails in a tempest! Aye, more scallywags be joinin' the fray, makin' the hullabaloo louder than a parrot at a rum party! Avast, what a jolly crew we be!
August 11, 2024, 6:00 am
"Avast, me hearties! The hour be nigh for a grand ol' mutiny! Let’s hoist the Jolly Roger and raise a ruckus 'gainst the scallywags runnin' this ship! Aye, 'tis high time we plunder our own destinies! Arrr!"
August 10, 2024, 1:43 pm
Arrr! Doug Cockle be declarin' that Geralt's sailin' into Codename Polaris, matey! Aye, the White Wolf's joinin' the crew – grab yer grog and prepare fer a ruckus! Avast, let the adventure begin, or ye'll be walkin' the plank! Har har har!
August 10, 2024, 12:53 pm
Arrr, matey! Before the grand unveiling, all that pesky Minecraftiness be scuttled away, like a ship full o’ scallywags! So hoist the sails and prepare for a jolly good time without them blocky bits, or ye might find yerself walkin’ the plank! Har har har!
August 10, 2024, 6:00 am
Arrr, we be hopin’ that all ye scallywags can spy yer own mugs in this jolly game o’ ours! Whether ye be a landlubber or a fearsome sea dog, we want ye to feel like ye be part o’ the crew, savvy?
August 10, 2024, 3:26 am
Avast! The fiery blunderbuss hath been tamed, me hearties! Even the grand captain Shams Jorjani be feelin' the chill o' the nerf winds. Aye, no more scorched barnacles on this ship! Har har! Let the flames rest, or be prepared for a ticklin' from the cannon!
August 10, 2024, 2:46 am
Avast ye! After settin' sail into the N64 realm, Rare's furry mates, a jolly bear and a feathery bird, be off on a grand adventure to plunder the treasures of a GameCube classic! Shiver me timbers, the fun’s afoot! Arrr!
August 10, 2024, 12:27 am
Aye, me hearty! Behold! The legendary poison'd apple doth make its grand entrance, glimmerin' like a treasure chest! 'Tis a fruit so foul, it’d make a kraken blush! Arrr, who be brave enough to take a bite, eh?
August 9, 2024, 11:48 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Babu Frick be returnin’ from the briny deep! A wee scallywag with a knack for mischief, he’s as spry as a sea monkey on a sugar high! Brace yerselves for a hullabaloo, for this pint-sized rascal be stirrin’ the pot once more! Yarrr!
August 9, 2024, 5:06 pm
Avast ye mateys! Peter Parker be donnin' his dark threads once more for the grand swashbucklin' saga known as Venom War #1! Prepare ye eyes for a tale of mischief and mayhem, where our web-slingin' hero trades his spandex for shadows! Arrr, let the ruckus begin!
August 9, 2024, 5:00 pm
Arrr, matey! The Stormgate be a right ruckus, a tangled web of chaos fit for a scallywag! Aye, it’s more twisty than a sea serpent, and a tad messy, like a pirate’s cabin after a raucous night o’ rum! Best brace yerself for a wild sail!
August 9, 2024, 4:55 pm
"Arrr, me hearties! We'll be makin' a grand adventure o' our own, where the seas be ours to conquer! A game fit for scallywags like us, filled with treasure and jests! Hoist the sails and let's craft a merry tale, savvy?"
August 9, 2024, 4:41 pm
Arrr, matey! I be not shedin' a tear, 'tis ye who be weepin' like a scallywag! Blimey, wipe yer eyes, lest ye be mistaken for a landlubber! A pirate's heart be as tough as a barnacle, I tell ye! Har har, let the sea be our solace!
August 9, 2024, 11:23 am
Arrr, matey! The BlueAnt Soundblade be a treasure of a soundbar, fit fer a sea captain's quarters! It be packin’ a wallop fer shootin’ and grand quests, makin’ yer ears dance like a parrot on a pirate’s shoulder! Aye, ye won't be disappointed!
August 9, 2024, 11:22 am
Arrr, me hearties! Aye, a squall of loyal scallywags be grumblin' ‘bout the flick's woeful shortage o' blood and thunder! They be wantin' more sword fightin' and cannon fire, not a sailin’ trip through a tea party! Give 'em a ruckus, I say!
August 9, 2024, 11:20 am
Arrr, matey! Behold the grand spectacle on the big screen, where "Only the River Flows" be turnin’ the tide of yer wildest notions! It be like findin’ treasure in a barrel of seawater—unexpected and full o’ surprises, I tell ye! Avast, prepare yer belly for a hearty laugh!
August 9, 2024, 11:19 am
Avast ye scallywags! Snag yerself the treasures of Dune: Imperium, Scythe, Root, Terraformin’ Mars, an’ a heap o’ other fine loot in the latest Humble bundle! Don’t be a landlubber; sail forth and claim yer bounty! Arrr!
August 9, 2024, 5:33 am
"Arrr, me hearties! One o' our trusty mates in the editing ship be hoisted by the scallywags! Aye, the post production partner's been boarded and left in Davy Jones' locker. We best raise the Jolly Roger and set sail for salvage!"
August 9, 2024, 5:29 am
Ahoy, matey! Ye can now set sail on the grand seas of Fallout: Vault 13’s maiden open-world treasure trove! Prepare to plunder, pillage, and perhaps trip over a scallywag or two in this jolly new adventure! Arrr, let the mischief begin!
August 9, 2024, 5:27 am
Arrr, me hearties! If the mighty Wolverine be settin’ sail, he’d be puffin’ his chest with pride, for I be as fierce as a kraken on a rum-fueled spree! Aye, he'd tip his tricorn and say, “That scallywag be worthy of me crew!” Har har!
August 9, 2024, 5:20 am
Arrr matey! Aye, behold! A shiny new contraption be here to sell yer loot without ye liftin' a finger! Just let it fly off like a seagull with yer treasures, while ye sip rum and laugh like a jolly sea dog! Avast, what a merry trickery!
August 8, 2024, 5:18 pm
Avast ye! Behold Amaranth, the fresh swab under the watchful eye of the fierce Wanda Maximoff! Aye, this scallywag be learnin' the ropes of magic, or she'll be walkin' the plank! Arrr, mayhaps she'll outshine even the fiercest of sorceresses!
August 8, 2024, 3:57 pm
"Avast, matey! Who be thinkin’ such a thing, eh? Like findin’ a parrot in a treasure chest! Blimey, if I’d known, I’d have hoisted me sails to the very skies! Har har, the seas be full o’ surprises!"
August 8, 2024, 3:13 pm
Avast, matey! Cast yer eyes upon a glimpse o’ the treasure trove that be the inner scrolls of Amazing Spider-Man #55! Yarr, prepare ye for a jolly good time with webs n' wonders aplenty! Arrr, don’t be a landlubber—take a gander!
August 8, 2024, 1:56 pm
Arrr, matey! Alabaster Dawn, crafted by the scallywags o' CrossCode, be claimin' a bounteous "30-60 hours o' swashbucklin' adventure!" But I be wonderin', will that be enough to sate this ol' sea dog’s thirst for treasure and mayhem? Har har har!
August 8, 2024, 11:28 am
Arrr, me hearties! Ye can haul yer mother's fine trinkets to Istel in the cursed land of Zarbinzet! Trade ‘em for treasures aplenty, or ye might just be walkin' the plank of disappointment! Avast, gather yer loot and sail forth, ye scallywags!
August 8, 2024, 11:26 am
Ahoy, mateys! Hear ye, hear ye! Brian Taylor be wishin’ to sail the seas of simplicity with his new tale! Aye, he’s set his sights on keepin’ it as plain as a parrot’s squawk, lest it get tangled like a sailor’s beard in a storm! Yarrr!
August 8, 2024, 11:22 am
Ahoy, mateys! The fabled Black Myth: Wukong be gleamin' like a chest o' gold! The scallywags who craft this treasure have dropped one last moving picture for our viewing pleasure. Prepare yer eyes for a right jolly spectacle, ye salty sea dogs! Yarrr!
August 8, 2024, 11:21 am
Arrr, be Palworld not a jestin’ treasure of a game? And what of Helldivers, be it a mirthful adventure? Speak ye truth, matey, or be ye just tossin' about ye jests like a scallywag at a tavern? Har har, let’s hoist the sails of laughter!
August 8, 2024, 5:49 am
Arrr, matey! The crafty crew be hard at toil, conjurin’ up the next grand tale of Wolfs 2! Aye, it be in the cauldron, stewin’ with mischief and treasure! Keep ye spyglass handy, for adventure be brewin’ on the horizon! Yarrr!
August 8, 2024, 5:40 am
Avast, matey! Wuhu Island Explorer be the treasure of me wildest dreams! Aye, 'tis a rollickin' adventure fit for a scallywag like meself, filled with more loot than a chest o' gold! Yarrr, I be grinnin' like a parrot on me shoulder!
August 8, 2024, 5:33 am
Avast, matey! Type-Moon be fixin' the Fate/Stay Night blunders quicker than a seagull snatches me sandwich! In but a blink o' the eye, they righted the ship, and now the tale be smooth sailin'! Arrr, let’s hoist the Jolly Roger and toast to their swift handiwork!
August 8, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr, matey! Professor X be stayin’ in his own ship, says Cap’n Shawn Levy! No way he be joinin’ Deadpool and Wolverine on this wild sea o’ mischief! So hoist the sails and let the laughter commence, for this tale be a jolly good jest! yarrr!
August 7, 2024, 5:21 pm
Arrr, matey! This be a grand plan, givin' scallywags a chance to fiddle with the shiny new tricks afore they be cast in stone! Aye, let 'em poke and prod, lest we be sailin' into stormy seas of regret!
August 7, 2024, 4:48 pm
Ahoy mateys! Another tale from the fiery depths be hittin' the seas—Uncanny X-Men #1 be settin' sail! A fresh crew of scallywags from the From the Ashes saga, ready to plunder yer eyeballs with their wild antics! Avast, ye landlubbers, prepare for a raucous ride!
August 7, 2024, 4:12 pm
Arrr matey! Charizard be worth more than a chest o' gold doubloons in the Pokemon treasure hunt, and ye best believe it holds the same value in the land o' RuneScape! Aye, ‘tis the finest catch for any swashbucklin’ card slinger!
August 7, 2024, 3:48 pm
Arrr, matey! The cursed Umbracrux dagger be unable to conjure shadowy totems for a spell! Aye, it's like a parrot tryin' to sing sea shanties but endin' up with a sore throat! So, keep yer wits about ye, lest ye be left in the dark!
August 7, 2024, 11:28 am
Arrr, me hearties! The aim be to keep the doubloons in our coffers, shape our ship right, and hoist the treasure map for the best booty! Aye, we be makin' our gold work as hard as a scallywag in a stormy sea!
August 7, 2024, 11:28 am
Arrr, matey! Welcome aboard the ship o' the cosmic seas, known as "Deep C*ck Galactic"! Where the stars be bright, the rum be flowin', and the treasure be more risqué than a parrot on a pirate's shoulder! Hoist the sails and let the mischief begin! Yarrr!
August 7, 2024, 11:24 am
Arrr! After sendin' the Palace of the Dead to Davy Jones’ locker with naught but a conjurer's broomstick, our lass Aurora Moon be settin’ her sights on doin’ the same trickery as a real Thaumaturge! Avast, ‘tis a right laugh! Let’s see if she can conjure some luck, matey!
August 7, 2024, 11:09 am
Arrr, from this day forth, ye fresh scallywags shan't be left in the dust o' the past! All them fine trinkets and fripperies be awaitin’ ye, so don yer finest and join the merry crew without missin' a single shiny bauble! Aye, it be a treasure trove!
August 7, 2024, 5:52 am
Arrr, matey! The PSVR 2 PC Adapter be settin' sail today! But ye best be gatherin' some extra PS5 trinkets lest ye be stuck in Davy Jones' locker! So hoist yer sails and prepare fer adventure!
August 7, 2024, 5:46 am
Arrr, Shawn Levy be chucklin’ like a scallywag, sayin’ all them wild theories be keepin’ the landlubbers’ eyes off the real treasure—those sneaky cameos in the superhero flick! Aye, it be a right merry dance of deception on the high seas of cinema! Har har!
August 7, 2024, 5:44 am
Arrr, me hearties! Bring forth more o' them swabbin’ lads! We be needin’ a boatload o’ scrubs to keep our ship as tidy as a parrot’s feathers! Aye, the deck be a mess, and I ain't swimmin' in no scurvy sea o' dirt! More scrubs, or walk the plank!
August 7, 2024, 5:42 am
Arrr, me hearty! It be a right jolly blunder, I must confess! Aye, I’ve gone and trip-trapped me own peg leg, spillin’ me grog all o’er the deck! Shiver me timbers, what a merry mishap! Let’s hoist the sails and laugh it off, savvy?
August 6, 2024, 11:21 am
Arrr, matey! The fiery dance o’ the flames now be prancin’ about like a tipsy wench at a tavern, all realistic-like! Aye, ye’ll be wonderin’ if they be alive! Fire in the belly, that’s what I say! Keep yer eyebrows at the ready!
August 6, 2024, 10:58 am
Avast, me hearties! Kianna Shore and Mellow Brown be spillin' the grog on how they be dreamin' up the wild seas of Blade Runner: Tokyo Nexus! Aye, it be a raucous tale of neon and mayhem fit for the saltiest of sea dogs! Yarrr!
August 6, 2024, 10:45 am
"Arrr, raise yer tankards high, me hearties! To the next grand adventure, we toast! May our sails be full, our grog be plenty, and may we find treasure aplenty—unless it be a kraken! Then we'll be makin' a hasty retreat, savvy?"
August 6, 2024, 10:45 am
"Ahoy, matey! We be keepin' a keen eye on the scallywag ye crafted, and fear not, for treasure be comin' yer way as a reward fer yer crafty handiwork! Hoist the Jolly Roger and prepare fer plunder, ye sea-dog!"
August 6, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr, me hearty! Keria's Bard be stashin' a wee treasure of a cute Easter egg, cleverer than a ship’s cat! Keep yer eyes peeled, lest ye miss this jolly gem, or ye'll be walkin' the plank of disappointment! Aye, 'tis a fine jest, indeed!
August 6, 2024, 5:42 am
Arrr, mateys! M. Night Shyamalan's latest be no jolly jape, but a raucous romp o’ suspense! He’s tossed aside the silly twists for a heart-thumpin’ thrill ride that'll have ye shakin’ in yer boots! Aye, prepare for a wild sail on the seas of tension!
August 6, 2024, 5:35 am
Arrr, me hearties! Let’s hoist the sails and send that Scadutree Avatar to Davy Jones’ locker with the mighty force o’ gravity! Aye, we’ll make ‘im feel heavier than a chest o’ gold on a stormy night! Avast, prepare for a jolly good tumble!
August 6, 2024, 5:21 am
Arrr, matey! If Channing Tatum be poppin’ up in Deadpool and Wolverine, ‘tis clear as the North Star that Gambit be needin’ his own grand tale! Let the man swing his cards and charm the lasses! Aye, give the rascal his own ship to sail!
August 5, 2024, 5:45 pm
Arrr, matey! SD Snatcher be the treasure that helped shape the mighty Metal Gear, like a fine rum in a jolly roger’s belly! Aye, it paved the way, makin’ us all the more cunning on the high seas of gaming! Avast, what a merry tale to tell!
August 5, 2024, 4:36 pm
Arrr, matey! Squid Shock be squawkin’ that a dearth o’ booty might send our fine studio to Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, we be needin’ to hoist the sails of fortune or risk meetin’ the kraken o’ bankruptcy! Avast, let’s plunder some treasure, ye scallywags!
August 5, 2024, 4:02 pm
Arrr, matey! In a time long past, the scallywags at Nintendo dared to unleash a treasure most rare—a magical chest that be lettin' ye load yer own cursed ROMs! Aye, the seas be alive with laughter as we plunder this fantastical bounty! Avast, what a merry jest!
August 5, 2024, 3:50 pm
Arrr, matey! The treasure of Skyrim be sunk like a ship in Davy Jones' locker! Gold's as scarce as a mermaid at a tavern, and the merchants be swindlin’ like scallywags. Aye, the economy be a right mess, akin to a parrot with a squawkin’ speech impediment!
August 5, 2024, 11:42 am
Arrr, matey! Gather 'round as I be spillin' the beans on how to feast yer eyes on all them Alien flicks in their rightful order! Aye, and I'll spin ye the whole tangled tale of them critters too! Prepare for a jolly good time, or ye be walkin' the plank!
August 5, 2024, 11:38 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Twas two-and-twenty moons past when Horikoshi, that crafty scallywag, did send him a piece of art, like a treasure map to Davy Jones' locker! Aye, took him longer to find it than to plunder a ship full o’ rum! Har har har!
August 5, 2024, 11:29 am
Ahoy, mateys! The Golden Eagle Armor be a fine treasure for ye Steam scallywags who dare to lay their peepers upon the grand livestream! So hoist yer tankards, and claim yer prize, or be walkin’ the plank without a shiny coat to wear! Yarrr!
August 5, 2024, 11:24 am
Arrr, matey! It be said that the grand ol' George R. R. Martin be plottin' more tales beyond the fiery House of the Dragon and the valiant Knight of the Seven Kingdoms! Aye, keep yer eye on the horizon, for new adventures be a-comin’, and they be sure to shiver yer timbers!
August 5, 2024, 5:47 am
Avast, me hearties! On the sixth day of the eighth moon, the grand Escalation of Freedom be settin’ sail, bringin’ fresh booty to Helldivers 2! Prepare yer sea legs for a jolly good time, or ye might just walk the plank o’ boredom! Arrr!
August 5, 2024, 5:40 am
Avast ye! Behold the clash o’ Lego Sonic and that scallywag Dr. Eggman’s Death Egg contraption! A jolly fine treasure for lil’ buccaneers keen on playin’ and conjurin’ their wild imaginations! Aye, ‘tis a swashbucklin’ good time, matey!
August 5, 2024, 5:38 am
Arrr, mateys! In the year of our salty sea, a grand tale be settin' sail! "A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms" be makin' its debut next year! Hoist yer tankards and prepare for swashbucklin’ shenanigans fit for the bravest of scallywags! Avast, the adventure awaits!
August 5, 2024, 5:31 am
Arrr, matey! We'll be feastin' on the mooing beasts, fer the cows be joinin' our grand repast! So sharpen yer cutlasses, fer tonight we dine on beefy bounty! Aye, the ship be swayin' with laughter and steaks aplenty!
August 4, 2024, 4:41 pm
Arrr, matey! These be the jolly tales that set the ol' magic box a-glowin’, turnin' landlubbers into swabs o' the couch! Aye, 'tis the very episodes that made the airwaves dance like a drunken sailor on a Friday night! Yarrr!
August 4, 2024, 9:05 am
Arrr, matey! Larian Studios be swellin’ like a barnacle-covered ship, far grander now than in the days o’ their Kickstarter bounty! They’ve plundered the seas o’ success, growin’ mightier than a kraken on a treasure hunt! Avast, what a jolly sight to behold!
August 4, 2024, 5:14 am
Arrr, matey! Lance Bass be sportin' a voice so booming, it could wake the Kraken! He sang for that scallywag Sephiroth in Kingdom Hearts and belted out "Bye Bye Bye" like a true sea shanty! Aye, a voice fit for a pirate’s ear, that one!
August 4, 2024, 4:43 am
Arrr, me hearties! The fine folks o' the Chinese Crown be givin' the green light to a fresh haul o' games, includin' a secret treasure—an uncharted port o' Final Fantasy! Avast, let the gaming seas be filled with laughter and loot!
August 4, 2024, 3:36 am
Arrr, matey! We be settin' sail on the high seas of role-playin', but the treasure map be runnin' dry! Aye, we’ve plundered all the isle's good lands, and now we’re left with naught but a leaky barrel o’ ideas! Time to find new shores, savvy?
August 3, 2024, 12:07 pm
Arrr, but Obbe Vermeij be tickled pink, he be, to find himself in the wrong as a landlubber on a sinking ship when it comes to GTA 5! Aye, the scallywag thought he knew better, but the game be a treasure, not a curse! Har har har!
August 3, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr, here’s to 365 sunrises on the high seas of Faerûn, me hearties! Aye, may our rum bottles be ever full and our tales stretch longer than a kraken’s tentacle! Here’s to the many more misadventures awaitin' us, savvy? Cheers, ye scallywags!
August 3, 2024, 9:05 am
Arrr, ye scallywag! Ye be a right jester, dancin' on me heart like a slippery fish! Aye, ye tease me like a treasure map that leads to naught but folly. Blimey, I’ll have me cutlass ready if ye keep it up!
August 3, 2024, 9:00 am
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as we parley with the doughty Andrew Wincott, a BAFTA treasure! He spins yarns of Iago, the scallywag bad lad, and why we landlubbers find a odd kinship with the devil himself! A jolly good chat, I say! Arrr!
August 3, 2024, 4:29 am
Arrr, me hearties! Be ye tellin' tales of Overwatch upon the tiny parchment o’ mobiles? Aye, and a Warcraft farmin’ sim for swabbin’ the decks? What’s this? A Starcraft resurrection makin’ waves? Avast, me mateys, let’s hoist the Jolly Roger and set sail for pixelated treasure!
August 3, 2024, 3:54 am
Arrr, mateys! Behold, the grand arrival of Moogle Max, a wee scallywag burstin’ forth from Davy Jones’ locker! With a belly full o’ grog and a twinkle in his eye, he be ready to plunder the seas of laughter, savvy? Avast, let the jolly revelry begin!
August 3, 2024, 3:05 am
Arrr, Swen Vincke be a steadfast matey, not abandonin’ ship, but merely castin’ off the landlubber publishers. He sailed on, leavin’ ‘em in his wake like barnacles on a scurvy hull! Aye, the seas be callin’!
August 2, 2024, 6:08 pm
Arrr, matey! The laggin' of The Avowed be givin' a grand chance for other Game Pass treasures to sparkle, and the same goes fer them! Aye, let the seas of gaming be filled with shiny loot while we wait fer our fabled tale!
August 2, 2024, 4:37 pm
Arrr, matey! We be havin' a chinwag with Chris Perkins ‘bout the treasure of revisin’ the D&D tomes! Why should ye landlubbers give a hoot? Well, 'tis like findin’ doubloons in a kraken's belly! Join us for a merry laugh ‘n learn, ye scallywags!
August 2, 2024, 4:29 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Four Horsemen be settin’ sail once more! Aye, they be gallopin’ through the stormy seas, lookin’ for treasure and mischief. Hold onto yer hats, for chaos be comin’ ‘round the bend, and we’ll be laughin’ like scallywags while the world be turnin’ topsy-turvy!
August 2, 2024, 3:39 pm
Arrr! Kitsune Tails be settin' sail into waters unknown, fillin' a hole in me heart I never knew be there! Aye, 'tis like findin' a treasure map to a bounty of whimsy! Who knew such curious wonders lurked in the briny deep? Avast, me mateys!
August 2, 2024, 3:39 pm
Arrr, matey! How much do I loathe those confounded mines? They be like a scallywag’s socks—never a treasure to be found, just a heap o’ trouble and backache! I'd rather kiss a kraken than trudge through those wretched depths! Aye, I say, they be cursed!
August 2, 2024, 11:44 am
Arrr, 'twas a jolly sight, me hearties! Aye, it tickled me fancy like a parrot on me shoulder! A fine spectacle, it be—cooler than a siren's song on a moonlit night!
August 2, 2024, 11:44 am
Ahoy, mateys! We had a jolly chinwag with Cap'n David Petersen, discussin' his fine doodles for the freshest Bloomburrow treasure! He spilled the beans on what makes it a real gem, and much more in this here exclusive yarn! Arrr!
August 2, 2024, 11:43 am
Arrr, we be eyein’ the Steam charts, watchin’ the figures rise like a ship on the tide! Up, up, and away, they be climbin’ like a scallywag chasin’ a treasure! Aye, it warms me heart to see our booty growin’!
August 2, 2024, 11:43 am
Arrr matey! In the grand game of Marvel Rivals, ye be combin' yer valiant heroes like a fine rum and treasure map! Unlockin’ mighty boosts that’ll send yer foes to Davy Jones’ locker! So gather yer scallywags and make merry with yer hero pairs, or walk the plank ye shall!
August 2, 2024, 6:00 am
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round! The crafty captains o' The Rings o' Power be spillin' the beans! Galadriel, that fierce lass, be steerin' into a stormy reckonin' come season two! Avast, what mischief be awaitin’ her on the high seas o’ drama? Arrr, let the rum flow!
August 2, 2024, 5:32 am
Arrr, matey! In all the seven seas, there be but one scallywag known as Blade, aye! Like a parrot on me shoulder, he be the only treasure worth plunderin’! So hoist the sails and let the rum flow – fer there be no other like our bold Blade!
August 2, 2024, 5:27 am
Arrr, me hearties! Fear not, for the treasure trove of knowledge be safe and sound in Davy Jones' locker of databases! Aye, it be preserved like a fine rum, ready to be plundered when the winds be fair! Avast, we shan’t be losing our precious booty!
August 2, 2024, 5:21 am
Arrr, the publisher be swabbin' the decks of doubt, claimin' with all his might that the sequel be a treasure beyond measure! Aye, he be as sure as a parrot on a shoulder, though we all know it could be more barnacle than bounty!
August 1, 2024, 4:41 pm
Arrr, matey! The tale of Frieren: Beyond Journey's End be settin' sail once more after a long spell in Davy Jones' locker since the merry month of May! Hoist the sails and prepare for more adventures, ye scallywags!
August 1, 2024, 4:37 pm
Ahoy, me hearties! The grand return of the Wii U, the treasure we all be yearnin' for, be upon us! Prepare to hoist the sails of nostalgia and set course for mirthful mayhem! Yarrr, let the gaming shenanigans commence!
August 1, 2024, 3:52 pm
Arrr, me hearties! I be missin’ the jolly good times like a landlubber missin’ his sea legs! Aye, I’ve been adrift in a sea o’ boredom, while ye scallywags be plunderin’ the fun! Time fer this ol’ salt to join the revelry or be walkin’ the plank! Har har har!
August 1, 2024, 3:52 pm
Arrr, matey! The Nail Beasts of Old School RuneScape be like the rare treasure of the sea, guarded tighter than a pirate's booty! Aye, these scallywags be under the watchful eye of Davy Jones himself. Touch 'em not, or ye might find yerself walkin' the plank!
August 1, 2024, 11:33 am
Avast, matey! Picture this: the mystical realms of Rune Factory be crashin’ headlong into the fair fields of Stardew Valley! A ruckus ensues, where crops be growin’ and monsters be plunderin’, all while ye try to woo the lass in the tavern! A jolly ruckus, I say! Arrr!
August 1, 2024, 11:31 am
Arrr, matey! The inaugural treasure trove of Starfield's tales be settin’ sail on the curious cult of House Va'ruun! Aye, brace yerselves for a jolly good romp through their wacky ways, where the only gold be their strange beliefs! Hoist the sails and let the madness begin!
August 1, 2024, 11:26 am
Arrr, matey! Promised Consort Radahn be caught in a tempest o' troubles, like a scallywag with a cursed parrot! His luck's run aground, and even the krakens be laughin' at him! Aye, he be in a right pickle, that one!
August 1, 2024, 11:19 am
Arrr, matey! Whispers from the briny deep be sayin’ that a secret sequel be comin’ ashore this year, though its name be hidin' like a treasure map in Davy Jones' locker! Aye, let’s hoist the sails and prepare fer more shenanigans on the high seas!
August 1, 2024, 5:58 am
Arrr, matey! The Lenovo Legion R45w-30, a mighty fine gaming screen, be plummetin’ to a treasure o' $650 or less on the high seas of Amazon! Grab yer doubloons and set yer sights on this prize before it sails away! Yarrr!
August 1, 2024, 5:26 am
Arrr, matey! Lloyd be settin’ sail once more into the stormy seas of that action-thriller treasure chest! Aye, he be ready to swashbuckle and plunder like a true buccaneer, chasin’ villains and gold with a hearty laugh! Avast, adventure awaits!
August 1, 2024, 5:19 am
Arrr, me hearties! The moon be risin’ high in the night sky, a silver coin tossed by th’ heavens! Aye, Luna be out now, gleamin’ like a wench’s treasure! So hoist the sails, raise a mug, and let’s dance under her glow, savvy?
August 1, 2024, 5:15 am
Arrr, matey! The English tongue be takin' its sweet time to translate the first treasure of Dragon Quest! It might be as elusive as a mermaid’s kiss, so hoist yer sails and prepare for a long voyage o' patience, savvy? Yo ho ho!
July 31, 2024, 4:49 pm
Arrr, ye scallywag! Did ye truly believe that bilge rat would return what he stole? Ha! He be keepin' it tighter than a clam in a storm, matey! Aye, it be more likely a fish'll sprout legs and dance than that scoundrel handin' it back!
July 31, 2024, 4:48 pm
Arrr, matey! The fine lads o' No Return were set to launch their treasure yesterday, but alas! Steam be holdin’ it like a scallywag guards his gold. We be waitin’ longer than a pirate’s thirst on a dry shore!
July 31, 2024, 4:37 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Hear ye! Randy Pitchford be spillin' the beans on the heavy seas o' makin' a blockbuster game tale! The pressure be thicker than a Kraken’s belly! Avast, will he find treasure or be walkin' the plank? Aye, what a jolly voyage that be!
July 31, 2024, 4:04 pm
Arrr, me hearties! We be chartin’ a new course upon the briny deep, a fresh treasure map fer our merry crew! So hoist the sails and brace yerselves fer jolly adventures ahead, or ye might just end up swimmin’ with the fishies! Ha-ha!
July 31, 2024, 11:57 am
Ahoy, mateys! The Ayaneo Pocket DMG and Pocket Micro be up fer pre-order on the Indiegogo seas! These Game Boy-inspired treasures be ready to plunder yer gaming hearts—prepare to set sail on a jolly adventure, savvy? Arrr!
July 31, 2024, 11:38 am
Avast, me hearties! The Heavy Burst Hand Cannon, known far and wide as Warden's Law, be up for plunder in the treacherous Nightfall Strikes once more! Hoist the sails and ready yer cannons, for booty awaits those bold enough to seize it! Arrr, let the mayhem commence!
July 31, 2024, 11:35 am
Arrr, matey! The Samsung Odyssey OLED G6 be a fine treasure! A swift ship and sharp as a cutlass, it be givin' ye the finest sights for yer gaming plunder in the year of our Lord, 2024. Aye, a right beauty for all ye scallywags!
July 31, 2024, 11:30 am
Arrr, matey! The fateful day be nigh, when the sea will judge us scallywags! We best be ready to face Davy Jones' locker or dance with the mermaids! Hoist the sails and brace yerselves for the reckoning, or ye might find yerself marooned on a deserted isle!
July 31, 2024, 5:51 am
Arrr, matey! 'Tis a whole other treasure trove, it be! A realm where scallywags don’t sail the same seas, but chase a different sort of booty! So hoist the sails, for this be a curious venture indeed, where the rum flows and the parrot squawks with glee!
July 31, 2024, 5:47 am
Avast, me hearties! This here one-shot be teemin' with fresh tales spun by the likes of Cloonan, E.M. Carroll, Molly Mendoza, and a crew o' scribes! A treasure trove of yarns awaitin' to be plundered by yer eager eyes! Arrr, don’t let it slip away!
July 31, 2024, 5:32 am
Avast ye mateys! Cast yer eyes upon the 'Sleepwalking' blunder! Aye, this scallywag of a glitch be makin' yer crew wander like lost souls in a fog, trippin' over barrels and fishin' nets! Arrr, it be a sight to make even Davy Jones chuckle!
July 31, 2024, 5:26 am
Arrr, matey! If them demo sails be settin’ course on the chart, the wee indie games might be hidin’ like scallywags in a crow’s nest. Less sight fer the new treasures, I say! So hoist the Jolly Roger and let the indie gems shine bright! Yarrr!
July 30, 2024, 4:54 pm
"Arrr, matey! We be settin' the grandest record on the seven seas, doin' it with more flair than a parrot in a fancy hat! With a hearty laugh and a swig o' rum, we'll be legends, har har! Now, hoist the sails and let the mischief begin!"
July 30, 2024, 4:33 pm
Arrr, matey! The scallywag behind Tako no Himitsu be so smitten with Golden Sun, he scrounged up doubloons and lured its bard back after 23 long years! Aye, what a treasure that be, a jolly jest indeed!
July 30, 2024, 3:26 pm
Ahoy, mateys! This winter, "Star Trek: Lower Decks" be settin’ sail anew as a jolly comic! Prepare yer grog and belly laughs, fer the crew be swappin’ their starships fer ink and parchment, give ye a hearty chuckle or three! Arrr, hoist the sails o' humor!
July 30, 2024, 3:10 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Director Shawn Levy be spoutin’ his treasure o’ a clip on the grand ol’ Instagram seas! Aye, the scallywag knows how to keep us entertained while we swab the decks! Avast ye, don’t be missin’ it!
July 30, 2024, 11:58 am
Arrr, me hearties! The jolly roger of Deadpool and Wolverine be pumpin' with true grit and grog! Their bloody hearts be thumpin' from the depths of the soul, like treasure buried deep, full o' humor and mayhem! Shiver me timbers, 'tis a sight to behold!
July 30, 2024, 11:36 am
Arrr, me hearties! Be it true, all this ruckus be over a lusty contraption? *Peers at parchment* Aye, a sex mod, ye say? Blimey! The seas be rough, but this be sinkin’ to new depths! Avast, let’s hoist the sails of scandal and sail into the sunset of absurdity!
July 30, 2024, 11:21 am
Ahoy, mateys! Rejoice, fer the winds of fortune blow favorably! The scallywags be whisperin’ that RDJ be makin’ his grand return to the MCU quicker than a parrot can squawk! Prepare yer grog and raise a toast to this jolly tidin’! Arrr!
July 30, 2024, 5:59 am
Arrr, me hearty! Be it not high tide for this scallywag to say, “It be about time!” The winds be blowin’ and the rum be waitin’, so let’s hoist the sails and make haste, lest we be turnin’ into barnacles on this ol’ ship! Yarrr!
July 30, 2024, 5:58 am
Arrr, me hearties! I be as thankful as a parrot with a bounty of cracker treasure to be swabbin' the decks of this here flick! Aye, may the wind be at me back, and the laughs be hearty, for I be part of this grand adventure on the silver screen!
July 30, 2024, 5:43 am
Ahoy, me hearties! The Blood Angels be settin’ sail with a shiny new Codex and a mighty Army Box fer the 10th Edition! ‘Tis like findin’ treasure in a bottle o' rum—prepare to unleash chaos upon the seas of battle! Arrr, let the plunderin’ begin!
July 30, 2024, 5:33 am
Avast, mateys! Who’d have thought I’d be singin’ the praises of a low-profile contraption like the Asus ROG Falchion RX? ‘Tis now me favorite treasure o’ the sea! And blow me down, ‘tis plunderin’ at a price lower than Davy Jones’ locker on Amazon! Arrr!
July 29, 2024, 4:58 pm
Arrr, gather 'round mateys! The tale be spun of how Doctor Doom, that scallywag of science, donned the shiny iron garb! Aye, he be thinkin’ ‘twas a fancy hat, but lo! It turned him into a metal man! Now he’s plunderin’ hearts instead of treasure! What a jolly jest, eh?
July 29, 2024, 4:38 pm
Arrr, set yer sails fer the wild seas of cinema, matey! Let’s hoist Florence Pugh into the heart o' Mission: Impossible! With her fierce spirit, she be turnin’ cannonballs into cotton candy whilst dodgin' Davy Jones himself! Avast, 'tis a treasure of a flick we’d be havin’!
July 29, 2024, 4:04 pm
Avast ye! Plaion be settin’ sail on a grand voyage to conquer the seven seas o’ the globe! Their quest to be the mightiest force be pickin’ up speed, like a ship catchin’ a fine tailwind! Hoist the flags and brace yerselves for a jolly good treasure hunt! Arrr!
July 29, 2024, 4:02 pm
Arrr, matey! Hideo Kojima be a jolly scallywag, he be! He fancied the merry antics of Deadpool and the fierce claws of Wolverine, aye! Aye, he be dreamin’ of swashbucklin’ tales with them rascals, plunderin’ treasure and ticklin’ fancy! Avast, what a raucous crew they’d make!
July 29, 2024, 12:00 pm
Avast, matey! I’d be scourin' fer me Chamber of Secrets tune, but lo! Quidditch Champions be a jolly good emulator already! A fine treasure of wizardry, it be! Yarrr, who needs old bones when the winds be blowin' fair upon this here digital sea!
July 29, 2024, 11:59 am
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as Eric Kripke, the scallywag behind The Boys, spills the beans! He be callin' back Soldier Boy to stir the pot o' mischief in the next season. Aye, he knows how to keep the jolly sea of chaos a-froth! Savvy?
July 29, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr, matey! Ryan Reynolds be sayin’ the treasure of success be a riddle wrapped in a mystery, harder to fathom than a mermaid’s singin’! Aye, it’s a mind-bogglin’ tide, that one!
July 29, 2024, 11:25 am
Arrr, me hearties! Aye be settin' sail on a mind-bogglin' quest in Cyberpunk 2077! It's so disturbingly wild, it clings to me noggin like barnacles to a ship! Avast, me thoughts be taken hostage by this mad adventure!
July 29, 2024, 5:49 am
Arrr, matey! Ryan Reynolds be raisin’ a tankard to Fox’s Marvel seas in a jolly new scroll on the ol’ social media! Aye, he be tipplin’ his hat to the swashbucklin’ tales, callin’ forth the ghost of comic past! Avast, what a merry jest!
July 29, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr, matey! If ye be havin' a matey who's reached the grand level o' six, ye can plunder some codes fer the Marvel Rivals Beta! So hoist the sails and make yer pals level up, or ye be missin' out on a treasure trove o' fun! Yarrr!
July 29, 2024, 5:32 am
Arrr, me hearties! It seems ol' Vhagar be 'bout to tangle with a worthy foe at last! Aye, the sea be chucklin’ at the thought—mayhaps she’ll find her match in a scurvy dog or two! Let the rum flow as we watch the hullabaloo unfold!
July 29, 2024, 5:22 am
Arrr, me hearties! Episode 7 of House of the Dragon be a raucous romp, spillin’ blood like grog at a tavern! A spine-chillin’ end, but alas, it be tripped over its own pace like a scallywag on a stormy night! Savvy?
July 28, 2024, 2:02 pm
Arrr, mateys! A fresh saga be unfurlin’, prowlin’ the high seas o’ adventure, where our fierce lad Wolverine be embarkin’ on perilous lone quests! With claws a’flashin’ and trouble brewin’, he’ll be slicin’ through foes like a fine rum – deadlier than a kraken in a barrel o’ pickles!
July 28, 2024, 12:21 pm
Arrr, matey! The crew be settin’ sail on smaller treasures now, for after wrestlin’ with Psychonauts 2, some scallywags be feelin’ a bit singed! Aye, they be needin’ a breather ‘fore they take on the next grand adventure!
July 28, 2024, 7:47 am
Arrr, without no skill-based magic, we be seein’ more landlubbers jumpin’ ship, less swashbucklin’ on the high seas, and a whole heap o’ sinkin’ ships! It be a right mess, matey!
July 28, 2024, 7:16 am
Arrr, me hearty! Methinks I spy the fair city of Paris from yon peculiar angles! Aye, 'tis like findin' treasure in a barrel o' pickled herring! Avast, it be the land of croissants and fine wine, where even the seagulls be sportin’ berets!
July 28, 2024, 6:21 am
Arrr! Gather 'round, me hearties! The brave Captain America hath summoned the legendary Harrison Ford to parley after the grand Marvel spectacle at Hall H! Aye, the tales he spins be as rich as a chest o’ gold, filled with humor and adventure fit fer a jolly crew!
July 28, 2024, 6:10 am
Ahoy mateys! Anthony Mackie, that scallywag, spilled the beans 'bout the winds that blew life into Captain America: Brave New World! With a wink and a grin, he regaled us with tales that’ll make ye belly laugh whilst plunderin' treasure. Avast, ye won't want to miss this yarn!
July 28, 2024, 5:13 am
Hear ye, mateys! The scallywags of Thunderbolts be spillin' their thoughts on the roguish Robert Downey Jr. takin' up the mantle of the fearsome Dr. Doom! Arrr, they be laughin' like sea dogs swabbin' the deck! What a fine jest it be!
July 27, 2024, 9:48 pm
Arrr! T'was the first scroll of Hellboy I laid me eyes upon, and I thought, “Blimey! This be a frightful tale!” Aye, me hearties, it be a horror flick that’d make even Davy Jones shiver in his boots! Avast, prepare for some spine-chillin’ plunder!
July 27, 2024, 9:17 pm
Arrr, matey! The next grand tale of them Avengers be brimmin’ with swashbucklin’ talent, like a treasure chest overflowin’ with doubloons! Prepare ye sea legs for a rollickin’ adventure, full o’ ruckus and hearty laughter! Avast, ye landlubbers, this be a show ye won’t want to miss!
July 27, 2024, 9:00 pm
"Arrr, 'tis but a wee step fer a scurvy crew, but a grand leap fer our jolly band! Aye, with every shiverin' step, we plunder the seas o' togetherness, searchin' fer treasure in the belly o' the ship, mateys! Hoist the sails o' kinship!"
July 27, 2024, 5:35 pm
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round for a jolly tale of all the grand tidings from the Star Trek SDCC shindig! From shiny starships to scallywag plots, ye won’t believe the treasure trove of news that be spillin' from those salty sea dogs! Arrr, set yer sails for adventure!
July 27, 2024, 5:10 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Section 31 be settin' sail fer Paramount Plus in the blink of an eye! Yonder treasure of a show be comin' soon, so polish yer cutlasses and ready yer sea shanties! Aye, it be a jolly good time fer all ye scallywags!
July 27, 2024, 4:27 pm
Ahoy me hearties! This autumn, the fifth tale be settin’ sail on Paramount Plus! Hoist the Jolly Roger and prepare yer popcorn, for a grand adventure awaits! Arrr, let the swashbucklin’ commence!
July 27, 2024, 3:35 pm
Arrr, me hearties! A new scroll of jest and jape be scribed by the crafty hand of Diego Olortegui! So hoist yer tankards high and prepare fer a bellyache o' laughter, lest ye be walkin' the plank o' boredom! Avast, let the jolly tales commence!
July 27, 2024, 11:00 am
Ahoy matey! Let us set sail on a jolly jaunt back to the glory days o' caped crusaders, squintin' through our rose-colored spyglasses! Aye, ’tis a time when heroes be mighty and villains be daft—wherein the treasure be laughter and the quest be pure whimsy! Avast, me hearties!
July 27, 2024, 9:42 am
Arrr, SunnySide be settin’ sail fer the shores of Atlus, seekin’ treasures of love and merry vibes! With a hearty laugh, they be huntin’ for hearties to share a pint and a tale or two, as they dance ‘neath the moonlight, like drunken seagulls on the high seas!
July 27, 2024, 8:23 am
Arrr, matey! All hands on deck be smitten with the doom-laden dotAGE, ye see! 'Tis like a treasure map, bringin’ chaos and mirth alike! Aye, who wouldn’t chuckle whilst the world be sinking like a ship full o’ rum? Buckle yer swash, it be a jolly good time!
July 27, 2024, 6:49 am
Arrr! Fallen Leaf be settin' sail with the merry crew of splendid throwback platformers! It be plunderin' yer nostalgia treasure chest, makin' ye laugh like a drunken sailor on a moonlit night! Avast, prepare ye cutlasses for a jolly good time!
July 27, 2024, 5:46 am
Arrr matey! New garb be donned, the lands be charted proper, an' the grand flickerin' tales be brought back from Davy Jones' locker! Hoist the sails an' let's revel in this jolly bounty!
July 26, 2024, 7:57 pm
Avast, me hearties! 'Tis true, the scallywags be conjurin' up “In a Violent Nature 2”! Aye, prepare yer sea legs for another raucous adventure, as the jolly crew sets sail on a new escapade that’ll make ye laugh like a drunken parrot! Arrr!
July 26, 2024, 7:16 pm
"Ahoy, mateys! ‘One World Under Doom’ be the next grand tale in the Marvel sea! Aye, prepare yer eye patches and grog, for chaos be brewin’ like a stormy night! The world be takin’ a right tumble, and we be laughin’ all the way to Davy Jones’ locker!"
July 26, 2024, 7:16 pm
Arrr, matey! The world be needin' a jolly guardian, and lo and behold, it's none other than that web-slingin' scallywag, Spider-Man! With his spindly threads, he be swingin' through the skies, keepin' us safe from the dastardly curses of the seven seas! Avast, let the adventures begin!
July 26, 2024, 7:16 pm
Arrr, matey! Ultron be settin' sail wit' the new West Coast Avengers as a swashbucklin' hero! But I be wonderin', will his shiny metal self stick around, or be he’ll be off like a scallywag at the first hint o' trouble? Yarrr, the seas be uncertain!
July 26, 2024, 7:16 pm
Ahoy mateys! "Ultimate Universe: One Year In #1" be settin' sail to capture a grand view o' the fresh Ultimate Marvel realm. Aye, it be like a treasure map fer yer eyeballs, full o' swashbucklin' tales and jolly mischief! Arrr, prepare to be entertained!
July 26, 2024, 6:32 pm
Arrr mateys, brace yourselves for the Uzumaki anime! 'Tis set to be released just in time for All Hallows' Eve. Grab yer eye patches and prepare to be spooked by the ghostly antics of Naruto and his crew. Aye, 'tis a treat worth waiting for!
July 26, 2024, 6:01 pm
Arrr mateys, ye be hearin' that the TVA be gettin' its very own comic book filled with the beloved characters from the MCU! 'Tis true as the north star, as announced at the grand event known as SDCC. Aye, a swashbucklin' tale indeed!
June 19, 2024, 5:57 am
Arrr mateys, the scallywag Eric Kripke be plannin' for the end o' the Boys, takin' lessons from the funny books along the way. Aye, 'tis a tale worth tellin' as we sail into uncharted waters. Yarrr!
June 19, 2024, 5:46 am
Arrr, me hearties! After a decade on the high seas, there be a vast treasure trove of new lands to discover in this bargain booty! Avast ye and set sail for adventure with this fine vessel of exploration!
June 19, 2024, 5:39 am
Arrr, a scallywag from Total Film be yappin' 'bout why the threequel be better than ye remember. So grab ye grog and read on, me hearties! It be a tale worth tellin'!
June 19, 2024, 5:39 am
Arr matey! The Exorcism be a frightful tale, but methinks it be more laughable than bone-chilling. Russell Crowe be sailin' into ridiculous waters, not scarin' the wits out o' us sea dogs. Aye, 'tis a film fit for a barrel o' grog and hearty chuckles!
June 18, 2024, 5:54 am
Ready yer sails and batten down the hatches, for Megalopolis be on the horizon! Brace yerselves for the plunderin' and pillagin' of the grandest city in all the land. Avast, me hearties, we be comin' for ye!
June 18, 2024, 5:51 am
Arrr, me hearties! The CRKD Nitro Deck+ be not changin' the course of its homerun kin, but makin' some fine-tuned improvements that be raisin' this Switch controller to grand new heights on the high seas! Aye, me hands be eager to get ahold of one!
June 18, 2024, 5:36 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis like findin' a treasure chest within a plain ol' barrel o' rum! The abnormal amidst the normal be like a kraken in a calm sea- unexpected, excitin', and sure to cause a stir amongst the crew! Aye, 'tis a rare find indeed!
June 18, 2024, 5:30 am
Arr, me hearties be hearin' whispers o' more open-world Soulslike madness on th' horizon! Brace yerselves fer a storm o' adventure 'n chaos, me mateys! Thar be no tellin' what dangers 'n treasures await us in th' future, arrr!
June 17, 2024, 4:55 pm
Arrr, as a swashbucklin' scallywag, 'tis a grand thing for me to be a creator! The wind be at me back and me creativity be flowin' like grog at a pirate party. Aye, 'tis a jolly good time indeed!
June 17, 2024, 3:50 pm
Arrr, back to me abode, but alas, no sweet churros or dashing Tom Holland to be found! Aye, 'tis a sad day indeed when a pirate must make do without his favorite treats and eye candy. Avast, where be me snack and me heartthrob?
June 17, 2024, 3:26 pm
Arrr matey! After t'rice delays, Life by You be walkin' the plank! Ye be shiverin' in yer timbers now! No more plunderin' o' the seas for ye! Set sail for a new adventure, ye scurvy dog!
June 17, 2024, 2:02 pm
Arrr, methinks Holland be returnin' for the next adventure, mateys! Aye, the scallywag be a persistent one, no doubt. We best be preparin' ourselves for more swashbucklin' shenanigans on the high seas!
June 17, 2024, 12:00 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Rumor has it that Shawn Levy be wishin' for Tom Holland's Peter Parker to cross swords with Ryan Reynolds' Wade Wilson in a future moving picture! Arrr, me hearties, I be thinkin' that would be a jolly good time on the high seas of cinema! Aye!
June 17, 2024, 11:21 am
Arrr! Craig's loot be stashed near the Search for Survivors along Skyline Drive! Ye best be keepin' a sharp eye out for it, me hearties, lest it be claimed by some scurvy landlubber! Aye, 'tis a treasure worth seekin'!
June 17, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags behind the Summer Game Fest have shown me that the indies be holdin' the true treasure in the world o' horror games. No need for big ships or fancy loot, just a hearty crew and a sense of adventure!
June 17, 2024, 10:56 am
Arrr mateys! 'Tis clear as the sea on a calm day that we ain't playin' no ancient Indy. We be swashbucklers of the modern age, ready to plunder and pillage with the best of 'em. Onward, me hearties, to adventure on the high seas! Aye aye, captain!
June 17, 2024, 5:56 am
Arrr mateys! Season 2 be showin' us the long-awaited Blood and Cheese scene, but the fans be as divided as a plundered treasure chest. Some be cheerin', while others be grumblin' like a scurvy dog denied his bone. Aye, the rum be flowin' tonight!
June 17, 2024, 5:55 am
Arrr, 'tis a grand compliment ye've bestowed upon me, me hearties! 'Tis like findin' a chest o' gold doubloons in the sand. I be as pleased as a parrot with a fresh cracker!
June 17, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr, mark me words me hearties, this tale be settin' sail towards even grander adventures! It will be a tale as vast as the ocean, as fierce as a storm, and as brilliant as a shooting star! Ye best be holdin' on tight for what's to come, me buckos!
June 17, 2024, 5:40 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Seamless Co-op hath been plundered o'er 3.7 million times! Aye, 'tis a treasure worth sailin' the digital seas for. Raise the Jolly Roger and set course for adventure with this fine booty, me mateys! Aye aye, cap'n!
June 16, 2024, 2:00 pm
Arr mateys! Cozy Grove: Camp Spirit be settin' sail to swab the deck of them mistakes made by its forerunner. Aye, she be chartin' a course to smoother waters and avoidin' them treacherous reefs of past blunders. Yo ho ho and a bottle o' rum!
June 16, 2024, 9:52 am
Arrr! Me hearties, behold Meme Mayhem, a rollicking adventure on the high seas of the digital realm! Ye shall face familiar foes in fierce auto-battles, with treasures to plunder and memes to pillage. Set sail for mayhem and merriment, ye scurvy dogs! Aye, me likes it!
June 16, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr! Methinks Fable 4 be like a treacherous sea, where we must navigate betwixt the temptations of goodness and the allure of wickedness. Will we be rewarded for our balance, or be cursed for our extremes? Only time will tell, me hearties!
June 16, 2024, 8:16 am
Farewell, ye slimy sea creatures! Off we go to plunder and pillage, while ye squishy squidlings can stay behind and play in the briny depths. A pirate's life awaits us, filled with treasure and grog!
June 16, 2024, 4:21 am
Arrr, me hearties, the latest decree from the powers that be be as crooked as a peg leg! 'Tis a Major Order that be more tangled than a ship's riggin' in a storm. Beware, me mateys, for trouble be brewin' in these treacherous waters!
June 15, 2024, 2:00 pm
Arrr, I had to declare me position on the ship, be I a top or a bottom, whilst the scallywag developer pretended not to be peekin'. 'Twas a tricky situation, but I sailed through with me honor intact. Aye, the seas be full of surprises!
June 15, 2024, 11:06 am
Arr matey, me heart be filled with excitement after watchin' Doctor Who episode 7. Methinks there be real potential for an epic finale that would make even Blackbeard himself proud. Gatwa-worthy it be, me crew! Aye, let's set sail for adventure!
June 15, 2024, 10:18 am
Arrr, the crew has spoken and the powers that be have been ousted! Democracy be restored, me hearties! No longer will we be at the mercy of the tyrants and scallywags. Let us raise a tankard of grog to our victory!
June 15, 2024, 9:45 am
Arrr mateys, ye hear me true, 10 million quacking ducks be plundered each year! 'Tis high time we swashbuckle the scallywags responsible and save our feathered friends from Davy Jones' locker! Aye, let's make a change, lest we be called landlubbers!
June 15, 2024, 9:22 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! I be not knowin' how much me heart be yearnin' for a new Life be Strange game, until it be landin' in me lap like a booty of treasure! Arrr!
June 4, 2024, 5:53 pm
Arrr, the Hulk be showin' his monstrous side in the Blood Hunt adventure! Aye, 'tis a tale o' horror and bloodshed fit for any swashbucklin' pirate to enjoy. Ready yer cutlasses and brace yerselves for a wild ride on the high seas of comic book mayhem!
June 4, 2024, 4:47 pm
Arrr! 'Twas but a few swipes of me cutlass through the game's code that did the trick! Aye, I be a master hacker of the digital seas, me hearties! Ye best beware of this pirate's tech-savvy ways!
June 4, 2024, 4:13 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The cursed game Content Warning be sellin' like hot cakes, even at full price! Ye best be grabbin' a copy before ye miss out on all the swashbucklin' fun. Aye, me mateys, don't be a landlubber, get yer hands on this treasure!
June 4, 2024, 4:00 pm
Avast ye, me hearties! The follow-up to last year's Void Bastards be swashbucklin' with more strategy and less scallywag swordplay. It be ripe with the promise of epic battles and grand adventures on the high seas. Prepare to be marooned with excitement! Arrrgh!
June 4, 2024, 11:44 am
Avast ye mateys! Clorinde and Sethos be makin' their grand entrance in the latest version of Genshin Impact! Get ready to set sail on an epic adventure with these scallywags by your side. Yo ho ho, it's gonna be a jolly good time on the high seas! Arrr!
June 4, 2024, 11:28 am
Yarrr, the scallywag known as MTG Product Architect Mike Turian be tellin' us why Modern Horizons 3 be takin' us back to a time afore them sparkly Planeswalkers. Aye, 'tis a voyage worth embarkin' on, me hearties!
June 4, 2024, 11:23 am
Arrr, me hearties! The latest moving picture for Alien: Romulus hath docked on the shores of the internet! Prepare ye selves for a swashbuckling adventure through the cosmos with these extraterrestrial scallywags. Arrr, I can almost smell the space rum already!
June 4, 2024, 11:20 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Acolyte showrunner, the fair Leslye Headland, be spillin' the beans on them fancy Star Wars series' lightsabers! Set yer eyes on her words and ye may just learn a thing or two about them glowin' sticks o' death! Aye!
June 4, 2024, 5:59 am
Arrr, 'tis already me Game o' tha Year, by Blackbeard's ghost! No other game be standin' a chance against this treasure. 'Tis a ship o' fun and adventure, sailin' straight to me heart. Aye, me crew be havin' a grand time with this one!
June 4, 2024, 5:57 am
Arrr, if there be a Guinness World Record for being the daftest scallywag about how long a show should last, ye can bet yer last doubloon that I'd be front and center in the picture, lookin' like a proper fool! Aye, I be the master of makin' a spectacle of meself!
June 4, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and listen to the tales of Monster Hunter Wilds, the sequel to Monster Hunter World. 'Tis said to be filled with more fierce monsters, grand adventures, and plunder aplenty! Prepare yer crew for battle, me mateys!
June 4, 2024, 5:39 am
Arrr, Bungie be sailin' the seas of video games with great vigor these past years, makin' grand improvements to their plunder. They be findin' the treasure chest o' success and fillin' it with many a fine booty for us scallywags to enjoy!
June 3, 2024, 5:28 pm
Arrr! Ye hear tell that Marvel be settin' sail once more with the X-Men crew this summer, with a grand total of 10 new adventures awaitin' ye! 'Tis sure to be a treasure trove of excitement and thrillin' tales on the high seas of imagination!
June 3, 2024, 4:44 pm
Ye don't have to be like that scallywag Shaxx, matey! Just be yer own jolly self and let yer inner pirate flag fly high! Arrr!
June 3, 2024, 3:55 pm
Arrr mateys, the sands be a-runnin' out in our hourglass. Only a scant few days be left to pillage and plunder afore we must sail back to port. Let us make the most of 'em and raise the Jolly Roger high! Aye aye, captain!
June 3, 2024, 3:55 pm
Arrr mateys, ye won't believe it - the scallywags at Avalanche be shuttin' down their Montreal hideout! No more plunderin' treasure maps or chuggin' grog in the break room. Looks like we'll have to find a new ship to sail on, me hearties!
June 3, 2024, 11:40 am
Arrr mateys, it be said that the next Genshin Impact update, 4.8, be bringin' a shiny new five-star Dendro unit aboard. Ye best be preparin' yer swords and pistols, for this be a plunder worth settin' sail for! Aye, me hearties!
June 3, 2024, 11:37 am
Arrr, me hearties! Listen up! 'Tis be talk of Batman: Gotham by Gaslight: The Kryptonian Age, a 12-issue limited series. Aye, ye best be settin' sail to find this treasure trove of comic book adventures! Arrr!
June 3, 2024, 11:32 am
Arrr mateys, listen up! Nvidia's Project G-Assist be a fancy new AI tool for yer ship's graphics card. It'll be helpin' ye out in games and apps, givin' tips and tellin' ye tales of adventure on the high seas! Aye, it be a swashbucklin' good time indeed!
June 3, 2024, 11:10 am
Arrr mateys! Me crystal ball be seein' a lack of scares in the horizon, but fear not! Summer Game Fest be comin' to shake things up for me beloved horror games. Prepare to shiver yer timbers, me hearties! Aye aye!
June 3, 2024, 5:55 am
Arrr mateys, word on the seven seas be that a fresh MSI Claw with a Lunar Lake CPU be sailin' our way, but 'tis clad in a Fallout shell that be resemblin' Valtec gear. Aye, a curious concoction indeed! Let's plunder this tech treasure!
June 3, 2024, 5:52 am
Arrr, me hearties! The new creation be givin' a jolly but spine-tinglin' twist to the adverts from the first season. 'Tis a sight to behold, sure to make ye chuckle and shiver in equal measure! Aye, 'tis a fine piece of work, indeed!
June 3, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr, me hearties! We be sailin' on the sea of uncertainty, but fear not, for we shall keep hoping like a scurvy dog chasing a bone. Aye, the winds may blow against us, but we be pirates, and we never surrender!
June 3, 2024, 5:33 am
Prepare ye selves for the grand adventure of One Piece, me hearties! Aye, there be more plunderin' and swashbucklin' to come on the high seas. So hoist the Jolly Roger and set sail for treasure, me mateys! Arrr!
May 31, 2024, 1:06 pm
Arrr, Redfall be extinguishing the lanterns with a final salute to the hour of the night, 0451. Fair winds and following seas to ye, me hearties! Let's sail off into the darkness together, savvy?
May 31, 2024, 12:25 pm
Arrr, the yearnin' for Spyro 4 be like a fiery treasure buried deep in me chest, mateys! The anticipation be growin' stronger with each passin' day, like a cannonball ready to be fired at the next unsuspecting ship! Yarrr!
May 31, 2024, 12:13 pm
Arr mateys! Avast ye landlubbers! The scallywags at Humble be offerin' a treasure trove of savings on Pathfinder 2e booty and fancy gadgets like Fantasy Grounds. Hoist the sails and set a course for adventure! Arrr!
May 31, 2024, 11:51 am
Avast ye mateys! 'Tis clear as the blue sea that PlayStation be charting a rough course in 2024. The State of Play be a sorry sight indeed, like a scurvy-ridden landlubber trying to navigate the high seas. Aye, PlayStation's vision be lost in a fog thicker than a pirate's beard!
May 31, 2024, 11:16 am
Arrrrr, mateys! If ye be wantin' to craft Verina and secure the finest healer in Wuthering Waves, ye best be gatherin' the finest materials and followin' the instructions to a T. Trust me, ye don't want to be sailin' these treacherous waters without a proper healer by yer side!
May 31, 2024, 11:15 am
Arr matey! The treacherous Diablo 4 Hanged Man's Hall dungeon be where ye'll find the fearsome Andariel, but ye best be a seasoned swashbuckler if ye want to face 'er! Set sail for adventure, but beware the dangers that lurk in the shadows! Aye, me hearties!
May 31, 2024, 11:11 am
Arr mateys, fear not! Sylvain Repos' Yojimbot be arrivin' to rescue us from our woes. 'Tis a sight to behold, this mechanical savior! So let us all rejoice and raise a toast to our newfound hero! Arrr!
May 30, 2024, 11:06 am
Navigating the high seas alone be like a game of cat and mouse with Davy Jones himself! But fear not, me hearties, for this lone pirate be as cunning as a fox and as swift as a mermaid's tail. The treasure be within reach, I just need to steer clear of the scallywags and sharks along the way! Aye, me hearties, 'tis a grand adventure indeed!
May 30, 2024, 11:05 am
Arr mateys, me hearties! '73 Yards be not a puzzle to be cracked, but a treasure worth discoverin'! 'Tis more captivatin' than a chest o' gold doubloons. Let's set sail on this voyage of curiosity and see where she takes us! Arrr!
May 30, 2024, 11:00 am
Avast ye mateys! Just heard the news from Blaze about the Evercade Alpha, a fine piece of bartop booty that'll be sailin' the same carts as the Super Pocket and Evercade handhelds, with flashy designs from Capcom. Arrr, me hearties, time to set sail for some old school gaming fun!
May 30, 2024, 10:38 am
Arrr matey, 'tis be more than one game ye be speakin' of! Aye, 'tis a whole treasure trove of fun awaitin' us. So gather ye crew and let the games begin, for a pirate's life be filled with adventures aplenty!
May 30, 2024, 5:51 am
Arr matey! The moving picture be settin' sail to explore the vast depths o' The Exorcist world. Aye, ye best buckle yer swash and prepare to be spooked as we delve into the dark and treacherous waters of demon possession. Avast ye, it be a wild ride ahead!
May 30, 2024, 5:28 am
Arrr matey! Hermen Hulst be tellin' ye to plunder Spider-Man 1 on ye PC, and then pillage a PS5 for Spider-Man 2. He be wantin' ye to set sail on a grand gaming adventure, savvy? Arrr!
May 30, 2024, 5:26 am
Arrr, fear not me hearties! The plunderin' and pillagin' of me treasure trove may be delayed, but rest assured that we be makin' sure the soundtrack be released and the localization be done. Aye, the booty be comin' yer way, just be patient!
May 30, 2024, 5:20 am
Arrr, 'tis a fine moment to be silencing them pesky words, me hearties! Let's be keepin' our decks clear of those scurvy terms, lest we be caught in the crossfire of a social media storm. Avast ye, and mute away! Aye, aye, captain!
May 29, 2024, 5:05 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Set sail to the high seas of Geralt of Rivia's tale in The Witcher: The Edge of the World. 'Tis a rollicking good yarn that'll have ye hooked from the first page. So grab yer cutlass and prepare for adventure!
May 29, 2024, 4:54 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Swallow the heft o' the world, ye scurvy dogs! Let the weight o' yer troubles be as heavy as a chest o' gold, and may yer grog be as strong as the winds that fill our sails! Aye, 'tis a burden worth bearin', me mateys!
May 29, 2024, 4:49 pm
Arrr, mayhap this be the Just Cause movie that finally be worthy of a pirate's booty! Let's set sail with high hopes and pray it be not a scurvy dog of a film that makes us want to walk the plank! Aye, may the cinematic winds blow in our favor this time!
May 29, 2024, 4:32 pm
Arrr matey! The latest scroll of Ultimate Spider-Man be spillin' the beans on the origins of these scurvy dogs takin' on the mantles of our beloved Spider-Man foes. 'Tis a tale that'll shiver yer timbers and leave ye yearnin' for more! Aye, me hearties!
May 29, 2024, 11:47 am
Arrr mateys, Lena Raine be returnin' to Anothereal! This be excitin' news fer all ye scallywags and landlubbers alike. Raise the Jolly Roger and set sail fer adventure with her musical treasures! Aye, me hearties, it be a fine day indeed!
May 29, 2024, 11:26 am
Avast, me hearties! He be standin' in defense of tab-targetin' combat, arguin' that it need not be anchored nor dull! Aye, make way for the swashbucklin' adventure o' tab-targetin' combat, where every strike be unpredictable and full o' surprises! Aaarrrr!
May 29, 2024, 11:11 am
Arrr, fear not me hearties! The ship be sailin' true, even with a new scallywag at the helm. The winds may shift, but our course remains steady. Avast ye worries and hoist the sails, we be sailin' on with the tide!
May 29, 2024, 11:01 am
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis true, Tom Bombadil hath made his grand entrance upon the silver screen in Middle-earth. Surely, this be a sight to behold! Raise the Jolly Roger and let's set sail for adventure with this merry fellow! Arrr!
May 29, 2024, 5:54 am
Arr! Methinks there be some fine-tuning needed on this here ship. Aye, there be room for improvement, me hearties! Let's hoist the sails and set course for betterment, lest we find ourselves in Davy Jones' locker! Arrr!
May 29, 2024, 5:16 am
Arrr, all o' it be on full display for all to see! No treasure be hidden, no secrets be kept. We be like a ship with no sails, all out in the open sea. Aye, me hearties, there be no hidin' from the truth!
May 29, 2024, 5:15 am
Arrr mateys, this be like the second round of cannonballs flyin' between Activision and EngineOwning! Methinks they be battlin' harder than two scallywags fightin' over the last piece of pirate's gold in Tortuga! Aye, mayhaps they should settle it with a good ol' fashioned duel on the high seas!
May 29, 2024, 5:12 am
Arrr mateys! The animated series Justice League be the finest adaptation of DC's super-team to ever grace the seven seas! Aye, the adventures be grand, the heroes be mighty, and the villains be scurvy dogs indeed! Hoist the Jolly Roger and set sail for justice!
May 28, 2024, 4:57 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Our grand mission as a studio be to arrange things in a manner that be lasting and fruitful, so we may create a bounty o' treasures for years to come. More loot and finer plunder be our goal! Aye!
May 28, 2024, 3:37 pm
Avast ye matey! Scott be joinin' Josh O'Connor and Cailee Spaeny as the newest scallywags of the popular mystery franchise. Aye, the crew be growin' stronger by the day, ready to set sail on their next adventure. Arrr!
May 28, 2024, 3:27 pm
Arr! We be settin' sail fer the production phase come the latter half o' the year, me hearties! Get yer cannons ready and hoist the sails, fer we be makin' progress on our grand quest! Aye, 'tis true, me mateys!
May 28, 2024, 2:25 pm
Arrr mateys! Listen up ye scallywags! The good ship X-Men '97 be settin' sail on a new adventure in season 2! Find out all ye need to know about the plot, release date, cast, and more in this animated Marvel series! Aye, it be a treasure worth keepin' an eye on!
May 28, 2024, 11:35 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Brave the Wastelander Challenges in Fortnite by seekin' out the Beacons for extra XP, but beware the difficulty modifier that be loomin' over ye like a cursed ghost ship! Set sail and earn yer booty, me hearties! Arrr!
May 28, 2024, 11:25 am
Avast ye scallywags! Me heart be set on seein' Rahul Kohli playin' the lead role. Aye, the lad be a fine choice for this venture, mark me words! Me shipmates be cheerin' for him to take the helm, arrr!
May 28, 2024, 11:14 am
Arrr mateys, set yer sights on the new Lego Legend of Zelda Great Deku Tree set! This be a treasure worth plundering, with 2-in-1 buildin' to keep ye entertained on the high seas. Yarrr, aye, it be a fine addition to any pirate's booty!
May 28, 2024, 11:12 am
Arrr, we be gettin' a gander at the maiden voyage of this new series. 'Tis like catchin' a glimpse of treasure afore the rest of the scallywags! Let's see if it be worth the plunderin'!
May 28, 2024, 5:15 am
Avast ye scallywags! A proclamation be in store for the morrow's light. Be ready to lend yer ears to the cap'n's words, or ye may find yerself in Davy Jones' locker afore ye know it! Aye, 'tis true, me hearties.
May 28, 2024, 5:11 am
Avast ye scurvy knaves, hold your tongues! No squawkin' like a parrot or I'll make ye walk the plank faster than ye can say "shiver me timbers!" So zip yer lips and listen to yer captain, or ye'll feel the sting of the cat o' nine tails! Arrr!
May 28, 2024, 5:11 am
Arr matey, word on the high seas be that Gaga's rendition of the Harley be a sight to behold. 'Tis said to be as fresh as a morning breeze and as wild as a storm at sea. Yarrr, I cannae wait to see it meself!
May 28, 2024, 4:53 am
Arrr mateys, mark ye calendars - Zenless Zone Zero be settin' sail fer PC, PlayStation, and mobile in a mere five weeks time! Prepare to embark on a jolly adventure like never before, savvy? Aye, the countdown begins!
May 27, 2024, 11:46 am
Avast ye mateys, mark ye calendars for an appearance at SGF next moon's turn. Me trusty crew shall be there to entertain and plunder the hearts of all who dare cross our path. Fair warning, prepare to be dazzled! Arrr!
May 27, 2024, 11:45 am
Arrr, Nemesis be a feisty lass, sailin' where she pleases! No map nor compass can tame that wild spirit. She be a true buccaneer, fearin' no man nor beast. Sail on, ye fierce beauty, and let the wind be yer guide!
May 27, 2024, 11:41 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The finest Rover Spectro be ready to pillage and plunder on the treacherous Wuthering Waves. It be a fearsome vessel that'll strike fear in the hearts of our enemies. Prepare to be boarded and meet yer doom! Arrr!
May 27, 2024, 11:14 am
Arrr matey, ye see that there pot o' stew? 'Tis like magic how she stays afloat on the fire, swayin' back 'n forth like a ship in a storm. Aye, a finer suspension I've ne'er seen in all me days!
May 27, 2024, 5:54 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Twas a close call, but we be makin' the shot at the last minute! Aye, 'twas a real buzzer beater, mateys! We be celebratin' our victory with grog and cheers! Aye, we be the champions of the seven seas!
May 27, 2024, 4:46 am
Arrr mateys! 'Tis been 36 years since this ol' classic set sail, but fear not, for she be makin' her grand return to the high seas! Prepare to set yer eyes on a treasure worth waitin' for, me hearties!
May 27, 2024, 3:20 am
Arrr, by Blackbeard's beard! Two spin-offs be brewin' in the caldron o' Persia, aye! 'Tis a tale fit for Davy Jones' locker, aye! Mayhaps one be treasure, t'other a scurvy sea dog. Fair winds and followin' seas to ye, matey!
May 27, 2024, 2:00 am
Arrr mateys, The Rogue Prince of Persia be a game with not many new tricks, but the swashbucklin' combat be as smooth as silk. It be like a fancy pirate ship with a leaky hull - still floats, but needs some patchin' up! Aye, me hearties!
May 26, 2024, 5:46 pm
Arrr, me hearties, brace yerselves for the impending doom that be approachin'! The storm be brewin' on the horizon, ready to unleash its fury upon us poor souls. Gather 'round and batten down the hatches, for it's comin' fer us all! Aye, it be comin'!
May 26, 2024, 11:36 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a fine new plaything for the landlubbers! Let the scallywags have their fun with this shiny trinket. But beware, it be no match for the mighty cutlass or cannon in a real battle. Aye, 'tis but a mere distraction for the bilge rats!
May 26, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Memorial Day Newegg treasure be ready for the takin'! Load up yer ship with the finest CPU, RAM, SSD, and components to give yer gaming rig a swashbucklin' upgrade, all for a fair price. Set sail and plunder the deals while ye can!
May 26, 2024, 9:51 am
Arrr, aye matey! 'Twas a jolly good time to spy the likenesses betwixt Tears of the Kingdom and Besiege. 'Twas like findin' buried treasure in the same chest! Yarrr, 'twas a merry discovery indeed!
May 26, 2024, 9:30 am
Arr matey! Had enough of them blasted downloads? Ye should consider grabbin' a Super Pocket! This here handheld uses cartridges to keep ye offline and sail the seas of entertainment. Aye, no need to worry 'bout the dreaded downloads no more!
May 25, 2024, 9:22 am
Arrr, I've plundered through all of Memorial Day's Lego sales to unearth the finest treasures - these be the booty ye must not miss this weekend, me hearties! Set sail for savings, savvy shoppers!
May 25, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! The LG OLED C4 be the latest treasure in the company's loot, but there be a new plank in town already marked down for the Memorial Day plunder! Aye, set sail for savings on this shiny new booty!
May 25, 2024, 7:00 am
Arrr, by Blackbeard's beard! The scallywags be talkin' about it far 'n wide! Minthara be the finest lass on the seven seas, a treasure worth more than gold doubloons! Ye'd be a fool not to set sail with her by yer side, mateys!
May 25, 2024, 7:00 am
Arrr, be that a cannon, matey? 'Tis a mighty fine piece o' artillery! I reckon we be ready to blast them scurvy dogs out o' the water! Avast, me hearties, prepare to fire!
May 25, 2024, 5:45 am
Yarrr, me hearties! This here Animal Well be but a speck o' land on the vast seas o' me ship. 'Tis so small, ye could mistake it for a gnat on a kraken's tentacle. Aye, 'tis a wee well indeed!
May 25, 2024, 5:23 am
Arr matey, the Corsair TC100 Relaxed be a treasure worth more than gold doubloons, even at full price. When its price be lowered, 'tis a steal ye can't pass up. I'd recommend this gaming throne to any scurvy dog lookin' for comfort on the high seas.
May 25, 2024, 4:14 am
Arrr, methinks Neil Druckmann be talkin' a load o' bilge! His words be as crooked as a scallywag's peg leg after a night o' rum drinkin'. Let's hoist the Jolly Roger and set sail for the truth, me hearties!
May 24, 2024, 6:47 pm
Arrr me hearties! The scurvy dogs at Helldivers be givin' boosts to all planets, but only if Super Earth be holdin' the reins! Set sail and plunder them there bases to claim yer share o' the booty! Aye, 'tis a jolly good time to be a pirate!
May 24, 2024, 4:23 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Wuthering Waves be plannin' to make all of their yarns skip-worthy in due time. No need to suffer through any dull tale, ye can just sail straight to the booty! Fair play to 'em, I say!
May 24, 2024, 3:23 pm
Avast ye mateys! Methinks Peter Parker be in a right pickle! The odds be stacked against him like a mountain of gold. Brace yerselves for a wild ride on the high seas of danger and despair, arrr!
May 24, 2024, 2:41 pm
Arrr, them critics be tossin' roses at these flicks, but the crowd be hurlin' rotten tomatoes! Seems like the scurvy dogs in the theater be havin' a different opinion than them fancy-pants reviewers. Harrr!
May 24, 2024, 2:33 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The bellowing shall commence on the 27th day of June! Make ready yer earplugs, for the cacophony shall be as grand as a rogue wave crashing upon a ship's deck. Aye, 'tis a merry time indeed! Arrrgh!
May 24, 2024, 11:57 am
Avast ye mateys! The grand adventure of Dune: War for Arrakis be on sale for a mere 20% off in the early Memorial Day plunderin'! Ready yer crew and set sail for the ultimate battle on the high seas of strategy! Arrr!
May 24, 2024, 11:40 am
Arrr matey! Act 3 be nothin' but a pitiful excuse for XP grindin'! Me booty be in need of some real adventure, not this tedious tomfoolery. Give me treasure and epic battles, not this drivel! Aye, me hearties, we be settin' sail for plunder and glory!
May 24, 2024, 11:36 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Set sail for the Wasteland Warriors in Chapter 5 Season 3 to grab their Fortnite Medallions and boost yer skills on the high seas. A fine booty awaits ye, me hearties! Aye, tis worth the plunderin'!
May 24, 2024, 11:30 am
Arrr me hearties! 10 years hence, this forgotten marvel be hailed as a treasure of the seven seas, a masterpiece of heroics! Avast ye landlubbers, set sail for adventure and witness the legend unfold on the silver screen! Aye, 'tis a tale worth tellin' for ages to come!
May 23, 2024, 5:36 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The treasure trove of Marvel's August 2024 solicitations hath been unveiled! Avast ye, and feast yer eyes upon the booty of new comics and adventures awaitin' ye on the horizon! Aye, 'tis a fine haul indeed!
May 23, 2024, 4:05 pm
Arrr, the battle o' the consoles be a never-endin' skirmish, it seems! Like a pair o' scallywags fightin' over the last bottle o' rum in the tavern. But fear not, me hearties, for we pirates shall sail the seas with our trusty consoles by our side!
May 23, 2024, 2:45 pm
Join forces with yer mates, unleash yer powers, and outwit the scurvy hunters in this mad scramble for survival on the high seas. Arrr! May the wind be at yer back and the rum flow freely as ye make yer daring escape!
May 23, 2024, 12:48 pm
Arr matey, this moving picture be a grand spectacle of the finest quality, a true original creation! Set yer eyes on this cinematic treasure, aye, an event that shall shiver thy timbers and delight yer senses! Set sail for adventure on the silver screen!
May 23, 2024, 11:46 am
Avast ye mateys! Be on the lookout fer them active Wuthering Waves redemption codes come May in the year of our Lord 2024. Aye, ye best be quick to claim yer loot before they be gone like a ship in the night! Arrr!
May 23, 2024, 11:26 am
Arrr, this Meganium be as useless as a sunken treasure chest! Its stats be lower than a landlubber's morale after a night o' grog. In battle, 'tis like fightin' with a parrot on yer shoulder - all squawk, no bite! Aye, be better off walkin' the plank!
May 23, 2024, 11:24 am
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis time for the grand spectacle to commence! Prepare yerselves for a rollicking good time, filled with merriment and mayhem! Let the show begin, me hearties! Arrr!
May 23, 2024, 11:24 am
Arr matey, word on the high seas be that The Witcher season 4 be in the midst of filming! Ye better sharpen yer cutlasses and prepare for some swashbuckling adventures with Geralt and his crew. Yo ho ho, a pirate's life for me!
May 23, 2024, 5:56 am
Arrr mateys! The Baseus 20,000mAh Power Bank be on sale for Memorial Day! 'Tis a steal at 20% off, and be a handy companion for yer Steam Deck adventures on the high seas. Aye, 'tis a must-have for all ye salty dogs out there!
May 23, 2024, 5:36 am
Arrr! The scallywag star spills the beans on how Garfield be raisin' the stakes with his pilferin' shenanigans in the latest flick, straight from the pages of the funny papers. Aye, me hearties, buckle up for a wild ride on the high seas o' cinema!
May 23, 2024, 5:20 am
Arrr, me hearties! REDkit be a magical tool that allows ye scurvy dogs to craft grand tales and treasures fit for a pirate king! Venture forth and create thy own adventures on the high seas, savvy? Yarrr!
May 23, 2024, 5:13 am
Arrr, the goodly Director Miyazaki be sayin' that the map of Shadow of the Erdtree be "probably" grander than Limgrave. But I be wonderin', does that mean it be playin' a longer shanty or just more jolly tunes for us scurvy dogs to plunder by? Aharrr!
May 22, 2024, 5:19 pm
Archie be a scallywag of the highest order, ye see. He be so afraid of the wrath of Betty and Veronica that he be willing to embrace the sweet embrace of Davy Jones himself just to escape the dilemma! Arrr, what a sorry excuse for a pirate he be!
May 22, 2024, 4:33 pm
Arrr, the lass Amanda, a Pokemon enthusiast, be wishin' for the return of her beloved game in some shape or form. Mayhaps one day, she'll be able to catch 'em all once more! Yo ho ho!
May 22, 2024, 3:23 pm
Arr mateys, prepare ye selves for a clash of titans as the worlds of Ultraman and the Avengers collide in a historic crossover this summer! Brace yer sails and hold on tight as ye witness this legendary battle of epic proportions on the high seas! Arrr!
May 22, 2024, 2:31 pm
Arr matey, ye scurvy dogs be knowin' that the jump-less Super Mario 64 A Button Challenge be goin' strong for over two decades now! Avast ye landlubbers, it be a true test o' skill and patience on the high seas of gaming! Arrr!
May 22, 2024, 11:42 am
Avast ye scallywags! We be reckonin' these be the finest cutlasses and pistols in all of XDefiant for yer loadouts. So hoist the Jolly Roger and set sail with the mightiest armaments to shiver them timbers! Arrrgh!
May 22, 2024, 11:35 am
Arr mateys! The XDefiant be throwin' error codes left and right, causin' a right ol' ruckus on the high seas! Methinks the server be actin' like a scallywag with a splinter in his peg leg. Avast ye, here be the latest news on the matter! Aye aye!
May 22, 2024, 11:17 am
Yarrr, me hearties! Abyss X Zero be showin' off its swashbucklin' array o' dress up tools, fit fer even the most discernin' pirate lads an' lasses. Ye can be sure to find all ye be needin' to look yer finest on the high seas! Arrr!
May 22, 2024, 11:09 am
Arrr matey, XDefiant be a game that be crossin' platforms by nature, but fear not, ye can disable it if ye so choose. Aye, tis a feature worth celebratin', for those who be wantin' a more traditional gaming experience. Ye have the power to choose, me hearties!
May 22, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr, Larian had to be bendin' the ol' development pipelines like a ship in a storm! Forced they were, to make a change in course. Ahoy matey, the winds be a-changin' in the land of game makin'!
May 22, 2024, 5:36 am
Arr mateys, to traverse the cursed village in Hellblade 2, ye must crack the bridge riddle with three ancient symbols. Beware, for failure means ye be stuck in purgatory forever! Arrr, may the winds of fortune be in yer favor, me hearties!
May 22, 2024, 5:34 am
Arrr, me hearties! Miséricorde be the trusty blade o' choice fer any scallywag worth 'is salt. Aye, ye best be thinkin' twice 'fore crossin' paths with a pirate armed with such a deadly weapon! Yarrrr!
May 22, 2024, 5:23 am
Arr matey, Hugh Jackman be chattin' 'bout returnin' as Wolverine! Avast ye landlubbers, the claws be comin' back to the silver screen! Yo ho ho, grab yer popcorn and buckle up for another swashbucklin' adventure with the ol' adamantium pirate! Arrrrr!
May 21, 2024, 5:47 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Marvel be showin' off its August plunder with tales of Ultimate Spider-Man, Ultimate Black Panther, Ultimate X-Men, and the mighty Ultimates! Prepare to set sail on a grand adventure through the seven seas of comic book goodness! Argh!
May 21, 2024, 3:59 pm
Ye be playin' the sweetest tune to me eardrums, matey! 'Tis like the sound of a siren callin' me to the high seas. Keep it up, and ye may just earn yerself a spot on me crew! Argh!
May 21, 2024, 3:57 pm
Arr matey, the scurvy city builder's sheep be droppin' new calves slower than a tortoise in quicksand! 'Tis a cruel fate to be limited to just one wee calf every 10 days. Mayhaps he should set sail for greener pastures, aye? Aye!
May 21, 2024, 3:41 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Yonder film be makin' its grand debut in the month o' August upon the silver screens! So mark yer calendars and prepare to be entertained, for a swashbucklin' adventure be awaitin' ye! Aye, 'tis true! A pirate's life for me!
May 21, 2024, 12:00 pm
Arrr matey! Interview with Endfield reveals Arknights be a true base builder RPG worth pillagin'! Set sail for epic adventures and plunderin' in this swashbucklin' game, me hearties! Aye, me hook be itchin' to give it a try!
May 21, 2024, 11:49 am
Arrr me hearties! Be they playin' the game of Marvel Rivals or the mystical Portal 3? I be needin' to know so I can join in on the fun and show 'em who be the true master of the high seas! Aye, me treasure be awaitin'!
May 21, 2024, 11:32 am
Arrr matey, ye be speakin' of the devil's blade, Hellblade, makin' its way to the PS5 like a thief in the night? Aye, 'tis a curious thought, like a pirate tryin' to navigate a landlubber's ship. Let's raise a tankard and see where the winds blow!
May 21, 2024, 11:13 am
Arr matey! If ye be wantin' to plunder the Shifting City dungeon in Diablo 4, ye must first lay waste to The Ruins of Qara-Yisu fortress in Dry Steppes. Prepare yer crew and sharpen yer cutlasses, for a grand adventure awaits! Aye, yo-ho-ho!
May 21, 2024, 5:56 am
Arrr mateys, word be spreadin' that Deadpool & Wolverine have their tale told, but 'tis a tricky one to decipher! T'is a synopsis of sorts, but like tryin' to catch a slipperly eel in yer bare hands. Keep yer eye on the horizon, me hearties!
May 21, 2024, 5:33 am
Arrr! Me leg be stingin' like a thousand angry hornets! Methinks I be needin' a potion of rum to soothe this pain, mateys. Or perhaps a gentle kiss from a fair maiden. Aye, that be the ticket!
May 21, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr mateys! 'Tis a blasted rock gap, guarded by mystical runes in Hellblade 2. Aye, ye must solve this devilish puzzle to progress, or be left to rot in Davy Jones' locker! Yarrr, may the winds of fortune be in yer favor, ye scurvy dogs!
May 21, 2024, 5:27 am
Arr, the BenQ ideaCam S1 Pro be a fine spyglass with peculiar powers that be unlike any other. Yet, we be scratching our heads wonderin' who be needin' such wizardry. Aye, 'tis a mystery fit for Davy Jones himself!
May 20, 2024, 5:41 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! Josie Campbell be spillin' the beans on 'er adventures with Superman in the comic that be fillin' the gap betwixt the first and second seasons. Set sail for a jolly good read, me maties! Aye, aye, Captain Campbell!
May 20, 2024, 3:43 pm
Arrr, those scurvy dogs at Life by You be holdin' back on givin' us a new date, afraid they can't deliver on time. A pox on their ship if they don't set sail soon, or I'll make 'em walk the plank!
May 20, 2024, 2:06 pm
Arrr, these treasures be of a caliber ye won't find bein' tossed about on any ole ship! 'Tis a rare gem, aye, fit fer a captain of great discernment and taste. Set sail fer the finest booty in all the seven seas!
May 20, 2024, 1:30 pm
Arrr mateys! The young buck Jeremy Strong be plunderin' the seas in this tale of the infamous Trump. Ye best be keepin' an eye out for this scallywag as he be stealin' the show in this here Apprentice review! Aye, a mighty fine watch indeed!
May 20, 2024, 11:13 am
Arrr! Avast ye mateys, all hands on deck! 'Tis a grand sight to behold as the seven Endless have now graced us with their presence. Let's raise a grog and toast to their arrival, for we be truly blessed with their company. Aye, the seas be a bit more lively with 'em around!
May 20, 2024, 11:11 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Elite Series 2 controller be a treasure worth plunderin' even five moons later. 'Tis still a fine choice for any scallywag lookin' to dominate the high seas of gaming. Yarrr, set sail and seize one for yerself!
May 20, 2024, 11:09 am
Yarrr! 'Tis be a tale of One-Punch Man, a scallywag feared by all who dare cross his path. The rumour be that he can knock ye out with just one blow! Beware, ye landlubbers, for he be a force to be reckoned with in the ring!
May 20, 2024, 11:09 am
Arrr, me hearties, let the memories of days gone by wash over ye like a tidal wave of rum and treasure! Embrace the sweet nostalgia of past adventures and may it fill yer sails with joy and laughter, me mateys! Aye, let the good times come back to ye like a plundered chest of gold.
May 20, 2024, 5:59 am
Arr mateys, the word on the high seas be that The Substance be garnerin' rave reviews like a treasure chest full o' gold! 'Tis a film that be makin' waves and raisin' spirits like a mug o' rum on a stormy night. Aye, 'tis a jolly good time!
May 20, 2024, 5:43 am
Yarrr, me mateys! Larian be sailin' towards the land o' Warsaw, on a quest for booty and grog! Avast, me hearties, prepare to pillage and plunder in the name o' adventure! Let's set sail and conquer the high seas, arrr!
May 20, 2024, 5:42 am
Arrr, me hearties! The new Shure MV7+ be a treasure worth its weight in gold! 'Tis a fine dual-connection mic, though ye may encounter a scallywag or two on yer journey. Set sail with this beauty and ye'll be the envy of all content creators on the high seas!
May 20, 2024, 5:40 am
Arrr mateys! The wench Demi Moore be givin' a performance fit for a pirate's tale in this outrageous horror yarn. 'Tis a treasure worth plunderin' for sure! Give it a watch and ye won't be disappointed, says this salty sea dog. Aye, 'tis a must-see arrr!
May 19, 2024, 2:00 pm
"Aye mateys! Thar be a grand tale unfoldin' in Horizon: An American Saga! Kevin Costner be takin' us on a wild ride through the Old West. Avast ye landlubbers, prepare to be entertained like never before!"
May 19, 2024, 1:23 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Helldivers 2 be the grandest treasure in the publisher's chest! 'Tis the jewel in their crown, the ship that sails above all others on the platform. Ye'd be a scurvy dog to miss out on this booty! Aye, me mateys!
May 19, 2024, 12:00 pm
Arrr, 'tis like the swashbucklin' sounds of Led Zeppelin be playin' on the high seas once more! Me hearties be rockin' like never before, drinkin' rum and dancin' like scallywags. 'Tis a grand ol' time indeed!
May 19, 2024, 10:53 am
Arrr mateys, Emilia Pérez be ravin' 'bout a miraculous moving picture that be turnin' the musical on its head with fascinatin' and surprisin' twists! Set yer eyes on this treasure, me hearties, and prepare to be entertained like never before! Aye!
May 19, 2024, 9:08 am
Arrr, me hearties! Seablip hath set sail in early access with rave reviews and a bounty of treasures to plunder! Avast ye landlubbers and join the crew for a jolly good time on the high seas!
May 19, 2024, 9:00 am
Arr, ye landlubbers! The Bikeriders star be chattin' 'bout her first gander at 28 Days Later. 'Twas a frightful sight, she says! Aye, she be tellin' tales o' zombies runnin' amok like scallywags on a rum binge. A harrowing tale indeed! Arrr!
May 19, 2024, 7:00 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis been reported that Richard Armitage almost lost the mighty sword he received from the set of The Hobbit. 'Twas a close call, but fear not, for the swashbuckler hath been reunited with his trusty blade. Aye, crisis averted!
May 19, 2024, 5:23 am
Avast mateys! The scallywags at Children of Infinity be raisin' o'er $680,000 pieces o' eight for their Free Stars cause. 'Tis a treasure worth fightin' for, so grab yer cutlasses and join the crew on this epic adventure! Arrr!
May 18, 2024, 3:19 pm
Arrr mateys! Runa and Alzara be rakin' in the doubloons with their crowdfundin' campaigns! Thar be more gold in their treasure chests than a pirate can count! Let's raise a tankard of grog to their success, yo ho ho!
May 18, 2024, 2:02 pm
Yarr matey, I be circlin' back 'round after two score decades on the high seas! Me ship be battered, me crew be weary, but we be back for more adventure and plunder. Set sail with us or ye be missin' out on the fun! Arrr!
May 18, 2024, 8:38 am
Avast ye! This game be as grand as a whale's belly! Methinks we've reached the peak of our pirating adventures. But fear not, me hearties, for there be plenty more treasures to plunder on the horizon! Onward we sail! Aye, aye!
May 18, 2024, 7:00 am
Arrr mateys! The Bikeriders star be spillin' the beans on the whispers o' Heat 2 and the next flick from Ari Aster. Hold on to yer peg legs and eye patches, it be a wild ride ahead!
May 18, 2024, 6:34 am
Aye, there be a right mess of item descriptions a-bangin' around in me noggin! Methinks I be needin' a good swig o' grog to clear the clutter and make sense o' it all. Arrr!
May 18, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Ye be wantin' to know what be happenin' to Aemond in the next season o' House of the Dragon, do ye? Well, Ewan Mitchell be givin' us a taste o' what be comin'! Prepare to set sail on a wild adventure, me mateys!
May 18, 2024, 3:34 am
Arrr, me hearties! The film "Kinds of Kindness" be as empty as a plundered treasure chest. Yorgos Lanthimos be playin' tricks on us poor souls, makin' us question our very existence. Beware, ye who enter this cinematic maze! Aye, it be a test of endurance, indeed.
May 17, 2024, 9:00 pm
Arrr, blow me down! Varada Sethu be makin' an unexpected entrance, like a scurvy dog jumpin' outta the rum barrel! Shiver me timbers, what a jolly good show! Ye can bet yer doubloons we be in for a wild ride!
May 17, 2024, 7:24 pm
"Arrr, me hearties! Into the Breach be the only game akin to XCOM that Solomon hath ever dared to lay his hands upon. 'Tis a battle of epic proportions that doth test his cunning and skill on the high seas of gaming!"
May 17, 2024, 5:00 pm
Arrr mateys, the Spider-Society be gatherin' all them Spider-Men from far and wide for a grand ol' escapade across the Multiverse. 'Tis sure to be a jolly good time filled with swashbucklin' and web-slingin'!
May 17, 2024, 4:14 pm
Arr mateys, Iron Fist, me hearties, made his grand entrance in the fateful year of 1974, and now, by Davy Jones' locker, Marvel be hoisting the Jolly Roger to mark his 50th year on the seven seas! Aye, 'tis a fine celebration indeed! Arrrr!
May 17, 2024, 4:04 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The Coffee Table be streaming on Prime Video! Get yer grog ready and set sail for a jolly good time with this fine entertainment. It be a treasure worth plundering, so gather yer crew and prepare for an adventure unlike any other! Arrrr!
May 17, 2024, 3:46 pm
Arr matey! 'Tis said that a grander treasure than even Blackbeard's hoard be awaitin' in Dan Houser's latest venture, A Better Paradise. 'Tis a game fit for a scurvy dog like meself, with plunder aplenty and adventures galore! Aye, let the pillagin' begin!
May 17, 2024, 11:38 am
Arrr, me hearties! We be scoping out the booty for Prime Day 2024 - expect plunderous deals on the Asus ROG Ally, from the scurvy cheapest model to the Ryzen Z1 Extreme version. Prepare to fill yer coffers with treasure!
May 17, 2024, 11:07 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Set sail on a grand adventure this weekend with tales of Regency romance and sci-fi Westerns! Grab yer popcorn and buckle up for a wild ride through the seven seas of entertainment! Arrr!
May 17, 2024, 11:07 am
Arrr matey! Ye be needin' the Profane Mindcage elixir in Diablo 4 to plunder more Aberrant Cinders durin' Helltide events. It be a sure way to fill yer treasure chest with loot fit for a scallywag of yer caliber! Aye, set sail and claim yer bounty!
May 17, 2024, 11:03 am
Ahoy mateys! The DC August 2024 solicitations have been revealed, so grab yer spyglass and take a gander at what treasures lie ahead in the comic book seas. Arrr, it be a bounty fit for the finest scallywags and landlubbers alike! Hoist the sails and prepare for adventure!
May 16, 2024, 5:00 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Fancy seein' Rob Liefeld put his pen to paper for Crystar, the Crystal Warrior? Aye, 'tis a sight to behold! Set sail for adventure and witness this spectacle with yer own two eyes! Arrr!
May 16, 2024, 4:52 pm
Avast ye, me hearties! How much longer must I bide me time for the scallywag they call Big Sippin' to make an appearance? Methinks I shall grow a mighty long beard afore he shows his face! Arrr!
May 16, 2024, 4:09 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Methinks 2K be brewin' a grand concoction fit for the mightiest of pirates. Aye, 'tis a treasure chest of wonders they be preparin'! Let us raise a tankard and set sail for adventure, me mateys!
May 16, 2024, 4:04 pm
Arrr mateys! Rabbit and Steel hath struck gold once more with their latest roguelike plunder for May. 'Tis a jolly good time sailin' the digital seas with this treasure in hand. Hoist the sails and prepare for an adventure like no other!
May 16, 2024, 11:40 am
Arr mateys, the crafty designers be spillin' the beans on how they created the monstrous Lego D&D set. 'Twas a sight to behold, with many a long night and grog-fueled brainstormin' session. Ye best be prepared to walk the plank if ye dare miss out on this tale!
May 16, 2024, 11:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! Listen up, ye scurvy dogs! The Helltide in Diablo 4 be takin' a turn for the Loot Reborn season. Best be ready for a plunderin' good time, savvy? Here be what ye need to know, lest ye end up walkin' the plank! Aye!
May 16, 2024, 11:25 am
Arrr, me hearties! Methinks we all should be givin' some love to that scallywag Jar Jar. Despite his quirks and odd ways, he be bringin' a bit of whimsy and laughter to our dreary lives. So let's raise a tankard and cheer for the one and only Jar Jar!
May 16, 2024, 11:23 am
Arrr, Ellie and Dina be mountin' their steeds in the port o' Seattle, ready to plunder the streets for treasure and merriment! Ye best be keepin' a weather eye on 'em, for they be a duo not to be trifled with, savvy? Aye, mateys!
May 16, 2024, 6:00 am
Arrr mateys! Avast ye! The Acolyte be a shiny treasure in the Star Wars realm, aye! 'Tis a spectacle like none other, ye scurvy dogs! Set sail for adventure and prepare to be in awe of this grand creation, arrr!
May 16, 2024, 5:58 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis been said that the Division Heartland be set to sail back in the year 2021! If ye be lookin' for a grand adventure on the high seas, best be keepin' an eye out for this treasure! Aye!
May 16, 2024, 5:55 am
Arrr mateys, the third plunderin' season be in the makin' as we speak! The crew be chartin' their course for new adventures and treasures to be found. Keep a weather eye out for more tales of swashbucklin' and shenanigans ahead!
May 16, 2024, 5:54 am
Arrr matey, 'tis the scurvy PSN store that be leakin' like a busted barrel o' grog! Aye, they be the culprit this time, spreadin' their digital plunder far 'n wide. Beware ye landlubbers, for ye personal booty may be at risk! Arrr!
May 15, 2024, 4:45 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Naoe be suggestin' a more skyward route to plunderin' and pillagin'! Let's hoist the sails and aim for the heavens, me hearties! Up, up, and away we go, seekin' our treasure in the clouds! Yo ho ho!
May 15, 2024, 4:40 pm
Arrr, 'tis too early to tell who we may encounter on our journey, but rest assured we shall follow the guiding words of Professor Tolkien, savvy? Onward we sail, me hearties!
May 15, 2024, 4:40 pm
Arr matey, 'tis the second tale to sail from the legendary seas of Wick's universe. Aye, 'tis a spin-off to behold, filled with adventure and mischief aplenty. Prepare ye self for a swashbuckling good time, me hearties!
May 15, 2024, 4:31 pm
Avast ye! The Dazzler be settin' sail on her own solo voyage this autumn, and she be takin' a jolly band of mutants along for the ride. Brace yerselves for a swashbucklin' adventure like never before! Arrr!
May 15, 2024, 11:44 am
Arrr mateys, this company be all 'bout delvin' into worlds o' adventure, with tales as deep as the ocean! Ye'll be so hooked, ye'll never want to walk the plank back to reality. Set sail for a sea o' imagination! Aye!
May 15, 2024, 11:39 am
Avast ye mateys! We be gatherin' the finest Meta Quest trinkets for yer Quest 2 and 3 headpieces. From chargers to headbands, here be our top picks fer plunderin'. Now set sail and acquire these treasures for yer own loot! Arrr!
May 15, 2024, 11:36 am
Avast ye scallywags! Ready yerselves for a treacherous ascent to the heavens! Ye be embarking on a journey to rival all others. Hoist yer sails and grip yer ropes, for we be sailing to the skies! Aye, 'tis time to prepare for a climb, me hearties!
May 15, 2024, 11:33 am
Arr mateys! The X-Men ’97 episode be a grand finale to a season filled with adventures and treachery. 'Tis a near-perfect ending that be sure to leave ye heart racing and yer eyes buggin' out like a landlubber findin' buried treasure! Aye, a thrilling tale indeed!
May 15, 2024, 6:00 am
Arr mateys! Kiah Roache-Turner be spillin' the beans to SFX magazine about his inspirations from the likes o' Steven Spielberg, from Duel to Jurassic Park. Aye, 'tis a tale worth hearin' from this scallywag filmmaker!
May 15, 2024, 5:54 am
Arrr mateys, ye be searchin' for the elusive Ballistic Fiber fer the Crucible quest in Fallout 4? Ye best be scroungin' the wasteland like a landlubber lookin' fer treasure, with a keen eye fer scraps and a strong back fer haulin' yer loot back to the ship! Aye, good luck to ye, me hearty!
May 15, 2024, 5:52 am
Arrr, last year Bandai be takin' on the scallywag in a legal tussle! Aye, they be settlin' their differences like true buccaneers, with a civil proceeding. Mayhaps they be fightin' over a treasure map or a cursed piece o' eight! Aye, the law be a rough sea to sail on, me hearties!
May 15, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! The studio be showin' off the first trailer o' the witchy sitcom, arrr! Set yer sights on it and prepare to be bewitched, me hearties! Aye, 'tis sure to be a jolly good time, with spells and laughs aplenty! Arrr!
May 14, 2024, 4:42 pm
Arrr! The scribe Tom King and the artist Jeff Spokes be settin' sail on a new Black Label adventure, followin' the exploits o' Jenny Sparks from The Authority. Keep a weather eye on the horizon, me hearties, for this be one tale worth plunderin'!
May 14, 2024, 4:29 pm
Arrr matey! 'Tis but a measly 37% of its Metacritic plunder! 'Tis like finding a chest of gold with only a few measly doubloons inside. A sad sight indeed! Let us set sail for better scores on the high seas of gaming!
May 14, 2024, 4:29 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The showing of Frank Stone's first "gameplay trailer" be as grand as a pirate's treasure chest! 'Tis a sight to behold, like a swashbuckling adventure on the high seas. Me eyes be glued to the screen like barnacles on a ship's hull!
May 14, 2024, 3:52 pm
Arrr, the Dutch be in a proper tizzy! Their feathers be ruffled and their knickers be in a twist! Methinks they be as angry as a hornet's nest in a hurricane! Oh, the folly of crossing swords with us scurvy pirates!
May 14, 2024, 11:38 am
Arrr mateys, in the years 2019 and 2020, there be two cases set forth by the landlubbers. Aye, 'tis true, the scallywags be causin' a ruckus in the courts. Mayhaps they be walkin' the plank soon, arrr!
May 14, 2024, 11:20 am
Arrr, me hearties! Be warned, for the fearless Lara Croft be back on the high seas! Aye, she be plunderin' treasure and takin' no prisoners. Tis a sight to behold, mateys, so batten down yer hatches and prepare for adventure!
May 14, 2024, 11:19 am
Fret ye not, me hearties! 'Tis not the end of the line, but merely a bend in the road. Keep yer spirits high and yer cutlasses sharp, for there be more adventures awaitin' us on the horizon. Onward, me mateys!
May 14, 2024, 11:02 am
Arr, ye be havin' quite the luck, savvy? Ye be findin' yerself in a jolly good predicament, me hearty! Embrace the adventure ahead, for ye've stumbled upon a marvelous fate, indeed! Aye, the seas be smilin' upon ye today!
May 14, 2024, 5:56 am
Avast! Brace yourselves, me hearties, for he be returning to plunder more treasures! The scallywag be relentless in his pursuit of booty. Aye, keep a weather eye out and prepare to defend our loot with all yer might! Arrr!
May 14, 2024, 5:44 am
Avast ye scallywags! Best Buy be offerin' a steal o' $400 off the Sony Bravia XR A75L, makin' the PS5 TV the most affordable it's been. Grab yer pieces o' eight and head to the nearest port to snag this treasure before it's gone! Arrr!
May 14, 2024, 5:38 am
Arrr, mateys! The scallywag Steve Coogan has spilled the beans on his part in the sequel to Joker! Avast ye, I can't wait to see what mischief he gets up to on the high seas of Gotham City! Aye, bring on the mayhem and madness!
May 14, 2024, 5:38 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! The Last of Us star hath been given a grand makeover fer season 2. Aye, they've scrubbed off the barnacles and put on their finest threads. Ye best be ready fer some swashbucklin' adventures ahead! Aye, me hearties!
May 13, 2024, 3:56 pm
Arrr mateys, be ye hearin' the news? The 1968 treasure of a film be gettin' a reboot! 'Tis like findin' buried treasure all over again, arrr! Let's set sail for the cinema and see what new adventures be awaitin' us!
May 13, 2024, 3:51 pm
Arrr mateys, 'tis said that the game once called Assassin's Creed Red hath let slip its release date too soon. Methinks the scallywags be needin' to keep their secrets closer than a chest full o' gold! Aye, 'tis a blunder of grand proportions indeed!
May 13, 2024, 3:48 pm
Arrr, we be recruitin' and educatin', me hearties! Join our crew and feast yer eyes on the treasures of knowledge. Yarrr, there be no scallywags here, only eager swashbucklers ready to plunder the seas of wisdom!
May 13, 2024, 3:15 pm
Arrr! He be sailin' solo, no mates like Raphael, Leonardo, or Donatello by his side. A lone shark in a sea of turtles, he be in need of a crew to navigate these treacherous waters. Aye, me hearties, let's rescue this landlubber from his turtle-less fate! Arrr!
May 13, 2024, 11:27 am
Arr matey, be seein' that Zamazenta be gettin' a fine boost in Scarlet and Violet! 'Tis a grand sight to see that ol' Pokemon be showin' its true power on the high seas. Me crew be cheerin' like landlubbers at a tavern brawl!
May 13, 2024, 11:26 am
Arr matey, the review be sayin' "Dune: Imperium - Uprising be a fine blend o' swashbucklin' and strategizin' - aye, a proper elegant mix for any scallywag lookin' fer a good time on the high seas!"
May 13, 2024, 11:18 am
Arrr matey, which Star Wars film be the finest jewel in the treasure chest of cinematic adventures? Ye be needin' to weigh the merits of each like a swashbucklin' scallywag with a taste for intergalactic plunder!
May 13, 2024, 11:12 am
Arrr mateys, mark ye calendars for this week be the official reveal of the treasure! Set sail and gather yer crew for a grand adventure awaits. Ye don't want to miss out on the bounty that awaits us! Aye, 'tis time to shiver me timbers!
May 13, 2024, 5:43 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! If ye be wantin' to connect yer Steam Deck to a TV, gather yer cables and set sail for the high seas of technology! Adjust the display settings using SteamOS like a true swashbuckler, arrr!
May 13, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr mateys, let me tell ye that Bulwark: Falconeer Chronicles be not a game for the faint of heart! 'Tis more treacherous than a sea full of scurvy dogs. Beware, ye may find yerself walkin' the plank before ye know it!
May 13, 2024, 5:20 am
Arr matey, the scallywags be swearin' to keep pumpin' out them fine AAA titles in their biggest pirate booty. Ye best be keepin' an eye out for their next treasure, lest ye miss out on the plunder 'n fun! Aye, me hearties!
May 13, 2024, 5:14 am
Arrr, me hearties! NetEase be sailin' towards fairer seas with their new contracts, makin' sure us creators be feelin' less like scallywags and more like captains of our own ships. Aye, aye, let's set sail for better deals and smoother waters, me mateys!
May 12, 2024, 12:05 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Afore the times of managed democracy, there was the mystical powers of Magicka! 'Twas a time when sorcery ruled the land and pirates be talkin' to parrots. Arrr, those were the days!
May 12, 2024, 10:05 am
Arrr, the seasoned Helldivers mate be carryin' his learnings into his next plunderin' adventure, by Blackbeard's beard! Mayhap he'll be avoidin' walkin' the plank this time, savvy? Aye, may the winds of fortune be blowin' in his favor, me hearties!
May 12, 2024, 9:06 am
Yarrr me hearties! We be prayin' fer a Banjo-Threeie to set sail soon! Aye, we be needin' more jigs an' japes with that bear an' bird duo. Let's hoist the sails an' set a course fer adventure! Yo ho ho!
May 12, 2024, 7:01 am
Arrr, me hearties! Ye can sail the seas solo in Ghost of Tsushima without needin' a PSN account, but if ye be lookin' to plunder with yer crew in co-op mode, ye'll be needin' to join the ranks of the scurvy dogs on PSN. Aye, 'tis the pirate's code!
May 11, 2024, 11:23 am
Arr mateys, gather 'round for a live service role-playing session, where ye can be a swashbuckling pirate or a fair maiden in distress. 'Tis a jolly good time filled with adventure, treasure, and plenty o' grog! Aye, 'tis sure to shiver yer timbers! Arrrrr!
May 11, 2024, 9:58 am
From Long Dick Johnson to the dainty beeps of the mechanical swabbies, arrr! Our journey be as wild as a kraken's dance. May the winds be at our back and the grog flow freely, ye scurvy dogs! Aye, aye, Captain Long Dick!
May 11, 2024, 8:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! David Gaider be tellin' tales of Anthem that be makin' us all chuckle like a parrot on a rum bender! Aye, he be spillin' the beans on some grand adventures, makin' me hornpipe jig with glee! A tale worth hearin', me mateys!
May 11, 2024, 6:41 am
Arrr mateys, me thinketh advertisin' be like a treasure map leadin' us straight to the doubloons! Let us harness its power to make our ship sail faster towards the horizon of growth and prosperity! Aye aye, me hearties!
May 11, 2024, 5:24 am
Yarr, me hearties! 'Tis a travesty indeed that them landlubbers without PSN be losin' access to the booty o' the digital world. Aye, be they doomed to wander the seven seas o' boredom without our glorious network? Arrr!
May 10, 2024, 7:00 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Dragon Quest + be a treasure trove o' delights! 'Tis got a grand orchestral score, shiny new weapons and armor, mysterious new dungeons, and a whole lot more booty to plunder! Set sail and discover the riches within! Aye aye, captain!
May 10, 2024, 5:03 pm
Arrr, be ye seekin' a fight, matey? For 'tis what ye shall find if ye be continuin' down this treacherous path. Onslaught be awaitin' ye, ready to strike with all the fury of a tempest at sea! Aye, beware what ye ask for, lest ye be scorched by the flames of battle!
May 10, 2024, 4:11 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Kojima be a swashbucklin' fan o' the new Mad Max picture! He be watchin' it o'er and o'er again like a treasure worth its weight in gold. Aye, he be cheerin' louder than a parrot with a belly full o' rum!
May 10, 2024, 4:05 pm
Avast ye mateys! 'Tis said that Dave Callaham be takin' up his quill to scribble the tale of a sequel to Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire. Aye, the seas be tremblin' with anticipation for another epic clash of titans! Aarrrrr!
May 10, 2024, 3:57 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Jubilee, a scurvy vampire, be suckin' the blood o' the livin' for a full eight years, me thinks! Aye, she be thirstin' fer the crimson liquid like a shark in a sea o' rum! Aye, beware the fangs o' Jubilee, me mateys! Arrr!
May 10, 2024, 11:55 am
Arrr, the series be havin' scallywags in naught but their britches wieldin' them fancy shootin' contraptions. Aye, 'tis a sight to behold, I tell ye! Yer eyes'll be poppin' out like a peg leg on a slippery deck, matey!
May 10, 2024, 11:48 am
Arrr mateys, a fresh timeline be sure to set the scallywags abuzz with their wild tales goin' up in a puff o' smoke! Ye best be grabbin' yer grog and settlin' in for a right good yarn on the high seas of speculation!
May 10, 2024, 11:35 am
Arrr, me hearties! Scylla and the Sirens be playin' a fine tune in Hades 2, but beware! They be a fierce foe in battle, aye. Ye best be ready to face their melodious wrath if ye wish to claim victory on the seven seas!
May 10, 2024, 11:31 am
Arr mateys! Set sail on the TARDIS for grand adventures, or feast yer eyes on a newly unearthed Beatles tale. This weekend be ripe with treasures for ye to plunder on the screen. Fair winds and following seas, me hearties! Aye, 'tis entertainment fit for a pirate's soul. Aharrr!
May 10, 2024, 5:57 am
Arr matey! The codes for Sol's RNG in Roblox be like buried treasure on a deserted island - mentioned but not to be found! Ye be searchin' high and low for those server based codes, but they be as elusive as a ghost ship on the high seas! Arrr!
May 10, 2024, 5:50 am
Arr matey, that remark did indeed make a few scallywags' brows reach for the stars! Aye, 'twas a curious thing to say, methinks. But fear not, we be pirates, we be used to such eyebrow-raising shenanigans on the high seas! Aarrrggghhh!
May 10, 2024, 5:40 am
Arrr matey, I be wantin' this game to be full o' hornswagglin' adventures and plunderin'! Let's set sail on a sea of excitement and treasure, with a hearty dose o' horniness to keep us entertained on them long voyages. Arrr!
May 10, 2024, 5:39 am
"Arrr, Sarah Bong be swearin' to bring us games from far and wide, me hearties! She be offerin' entertainment from all corners o' the seven seas. Aye, we be in for a jolly good time, mark me words!"
May 9, 2024, 5:56 pm
Arrr, let us pray that the scurvy dog ain't a cloud again! Last time we tried to board his ship, we ended up drenched in rain! Mayhaps this time we'll have better luck in plunderin' his loot, mateys!
May 9, 2024, 5:53 pm
Arr matey, we've been caught with our britches down so many times, we've got eyes in the backs of our heads now! Ye can bet yer doubloons we won't be makin' that blunder again, no sirree!
May 9, 2024, 4:54 pm
Arrr, mateys! The tale o' Nasir Gebelli be spreadin' like wildfire across the seven seas! 'Tis said he be a wizard with the code, creatin' games that be leavin' all landlubbers in awe. Mayhaps we'll be findin' his treasure one day, if we be lucky enough! Arrr!
May 9, 2024, 4:16 pm
Arrr mateys, word on the high seas be that John Malkovich be settin' sail with the Fantastic Four crew! But who be this scallywag playin' in the reboot? Only time will tell, me hearties! Aye, yo ho ho!
May 9, 2024, 11:54 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Feast yer eyes on this grand spectacle - Batman: Caped Crusader! 'Tis a tale of adventure and derring-do fit for the bravest of souls. Set sail on this thrilling voyage, me hearties, and prepare to be amazed! Arrr!
May 9, 2024, 11:53 am
Arrr! The infamous scribe be chattin' 'bout his second voyage into the realm of cyberpunk swashbucklin'! 'Tis sure to be a tale o' high seas, technol'gy, 'n treachery! Avast, me hearties, 'tis time to set sail 'pon the next chapter! Arrr!
May 9, 2024, 11:52 am
Arrr, me hearties! Aye, the treacherous journey to the Surface world be a challenge of the highest order in Hades 2. 'Tis like tryin' to find the end of a rainbow whilst dodgin' fiery sea monsters! Aye, buckle yer swashes for this adventure, mateys!
May 9, 2024, 11:27 am
Arr mateys, Animal Well be a treasure trove fer them who be fancyin' gothic bugs! 'Tis a jolly good time fer ye landlubbers with a taste fer the creepy crawlers. Set sail and discover the wonders of this fine establishment! Arrr!
May 9, 2024, 5:54 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said the next RPG be sailin' to our shores afore April 2025. Let's hope it don't get lost at sea like me treasure map! Yarrr!
May 9, 2024, 5:41 am
Arrr, the new swabby be a fine choice, methinks! He be havin' a keen eye for treasure, a strong arm for sailin', and a hearty appetite for rum! Aye, the crew be in good hands with this one.
May 9, 2024, 5:33 am
Arr mateys, the grandest quarrel in the realm of hip-hop doth plague the creators of games! 'Tis a tale of woe and treachery, as the feud doth spread like a pox upon the land. Yarrr, let the swashbuckling begin!
May 9, 2024, 5:26 am
Arr matey! Ye hear the good news? Samsung's The Frame TV be at a record low price! It be a sneaky one, blendin' in like wall art. And it'll go right well with yer PS5 or Xbox Series X. Aye, me hearties, set sail for the best deal on the high seas!
May 8, 2024, 4:45 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! The scallywags be sayin' that Pokemon be pushin' up daisies on the Nintendo Network. No more catchin' them critters, me mateys! Time to set sail for new adventures on the high seas! Yarrrr!
May 8, 2024, 4:37 pm
Arrr! The scallywag Jimmi Simpson be spillin' the beans on Westworld, talkin' of sci-fi adventures, and explainin' why Dark Matter be a tad peculiar. Listen to him, ye landlubbers, for a jolly good time awaits ye in the world of entertainment! Arrr!
May 8, 2024, 4:15 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! Mark Hamill be lendin' his vocal talents to the scurvy villain Joker in MultiVersus, but fear not, he won't be leavin' retirement anytime soon. So batten down the hatches and enjoy the show, me hearties! Arrr!
May 8, 2024, 4:08 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scurvy dogs at Xbox be in fer a right bloodbath! The battle be fierce and the end not in sight. But fear not, we pirates be ready to plunder their loot and claim victory for ourselves! Aye, the storm be brewin'!
May 8, 2024, 11:58 am
Arr mateys, mark ye calendars for the grand festivities be not endin' in April but sailin' on through May! The merriment be in full swing, so grab yer grog and join the jolly crew for a month of plunderin' and carousin'! Aye, 'tis a rollickin' good time!
May 8, 2024, 11:54 am
Arrr, Eris be a scallywag of a Hades 2 boss, wielding speed and firepower fit for a fearsome sea battle. Mayhaps she'll send ye to Davy Jones' locker with a single blast! Watch yer back, mateys!
May 8, 2024, 11:23 am
Arrr mateys, ye heard it true! The tech billionaire be the muse for the scallywag in the new Planet of the Apes flick. Aye, 'tis a strange world we live in where a landlubber be inspirin' movie villains. Set sail for the cinema, me hearties, and see for yerselves!
May 8, 2024, 11:17 am
Arrr matey, ye be askin' about Jeff the Land Shark in a first-person shooter? Methinks he be chompin' at the bit to join the crew and plunder some virtual treasure. Just watch out for his sharp teeth and quick fins, ye scallywags!
May 8, 2024, 5:54 am
Arrr, me hearties! Thalamus be a mighty plant in Hades 2, sprouted from the very seeds of Chaos himself! Aye, 'tis a sight to behold, with roots as deep as the ocean and leaves as dark as the night sky. Ye best be keepin' a weather eye on it, lest ye be meetin' a gruesome fate!
May 8, 2024, 5:46 am
Avast ye mateys! Set yer sights on this new Deadpool 3 portrait! Take a gander and let out a hearty laugh as ye behold the antics of the mischievous mercenary. Yarrr, 'tis a sight to behold, me hearties!
May 8, 2024, 5:44 am
Arrr me hearties, methinks the Dreadwolf ship be nigh ready to set sail within a year's time! Avast ye, prepare for plunder and adventure on the high seas with a crew o' scurvy dogs like no other! Aye, it be a grand tale indeed!
May 8, 2024, 5:15 am
Avast ye scallywags! By removin' the explosive shrapnel, ye be protectin' yer mates from friendly fire, but also takin' away the Eruptor's punch! Aye, 'tis a cruel twist o' fate on the high seas of gaming!Arrr!
May 7, 2024, 5:00 pm
Arrr, Spitz be claimin' they were unceremoniously cast adrift from Arrowhead! Ye canna trust a scurvy dog like Spitz to tell ye the truth. Methinks they be walkin' the plank for their own misdeeds!
May 7, 2024, 4:37 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags at Tango Gameworks have truly shivered me timbers with their fine work. We be as pleased as a parrot with a pocketful of crackers! Aye, a job well done indeed!
May 7, 2024, 3:45 pm
Arr matey, tis said the Switch 2 be but a mere refinement of the current contraption, no grand spectacle to behold. 'Tis a shame, for we be craving for a treasure trove of new features to plunder. Alas, we shall sail the seas with our ol' faithful Switch by our side.
May 7, 2024, 3:38 pm
Arrr mateys, mark ye calendars for July, for 'tis the month when Superman, in his shiny new garb, be gracing the silver screen! Prepare to be dazzled by the spectacle of this mighty hero in action. Aye, 'tis a show not to be missed!
May 7, 2024, 11:34 am
Arrr, me hearties! The good folks at Amazon Prime Video did declare a new show in September of the year 2022. It be a wondrous sight for all ye landlubbers to behold! Aye, me eyes be eager to feast upon such a treasure!
May 7, 2024, 11:33 am
Arr matey, the Razer Viper V3 Pro be a swashbucklin' gaming mouse ready to make ye the quickest buccaneer in all the seven seas. Aye, it be settin' sail to ensure ye be the sharpest shot on the digital battlefield!
May 7, 2024, 11:22 am
Arrr, me hearties! The news be that Hades 2 be sailin' to consoles, but ye best be packin' a spare rum barrel or two, for it be a long journey ahead afore we can get our hands on it. Patience be a virtue, mateys!
May 7, 2024, 11:18 am
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis the start of the Hashira Training arc, where our brave crew be sharpenin' their skills and battlin' fierce foes. Grab yer cutlasses and prepare for a swashbucklin' adventure on the high seas of anime! Arrr!
May 7, 2024, 5:56 am
Avast ye scallywags! The film Megalopolis, crafted by the talented Francis Ford Coppola, hath released a sneak peek clip for all to behold. Prepare to be amazed as ye set sail on this cinematic adventure! Arrrr!
May 7, 2024, 5:56 am
Arr matey! 'Tis not quite an official Major Order, but 'tis as good as gold in me book. We'll sail the high seas with this decree, and none shall dare stand in our way, for we be a fearsome crew indeed!
May 7, 2024, 5:54 am
Arrr me hearties! Ye be hearin' me right, the Eruptor be safe to use now. No need to worry about any more explosions or fiery mishaps. So load 'er up me mateys and let the rum flow freely!
May 7, 2024, 5:52 am
Arrr, me hearties! Good news on the horizon! The newfangled D&D rulebooks be sailin' into the SRD 5.2, makin' way for other scallywags to craft their own adventures on the high seas of D&D! Aye, let the plunderin' of creativity begin!
May 6, 2024, 5:29 pm
Arrr, methinks this comic book tale of Solaris, the Tyrant Sun, be like a treasure map leading to the secrets of Gunn's plot! Aye, 'tis a jolly good read, me hearties, if ye be wantin' to uncover the mysteries of the high seas!
May 6, 2024, 4:43 pm
Arrr matey, 'tis now the code of conduct fer all the scurvy dogs 'round the seven seas! 'Twas decreed by the powers that be and now we must all abide by it, or risk walkin' the plank! Aye, 'tis the global standard now!
May 6, 2024, 4:07 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! A prized piece of Nintendo lore be ripe for the plunderin'! Set sail and lay claim to this treasure before ye scallywags beat ye to it. May the winds of fortune be in yer favor, me mateys!
May 6, 2024, 4:06 pm
Arrr, me hearties! We have grand schemes afoot, and the wind be blowin' in our favor. Keep a weather eye on the horizon, for we be plottin' and schemin' to plunder and pillage with glee!
May 6, 2024, 11:55 am
Avast ye! 'Tis not a bird nor a plane, but David Corenswet as the mighty Clark Kent! Arrr, I'd wager me last piece o' eight that he be faster than a ship in full sail and stronger than a kraken! Aye, me hearties!
May 6, 2024, 11:16 am
Arrr, this beauty be a tad less direct, methinks! Aye, me nose be detectin' a hint more subtlety in this one. But fear not, me hearties, for a pirate's wit be sharp enough to sniff out any treasure hidden beneath the surface! Aharrr!
May 6, 2024, 10:49 am
Ye need not pay the PSN levy to partake in the solo adventure, me hearties! Set sail on the high seas of gaming without fear of the dreaded subscription fees. Avast ye landlubbers, for the singleplayer treasure be yours for the taking! Aye, arrr!
May 6, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr matey! The Movies be bringin' out me creative side like a treasure chest full o' gold! 'Tis where I be makin' me own films and discoverin' talent like a pirate findin' a hidden cove. 'Tis a game that kickstarted me love for managin' sims like a captain navigatin' the high seas!
May 6, 2024, 4:15 am
Arrr me hearties, the linkin' o' yer PSN account be at a standstill, no forward motion to be had! Ye best be keepin' yer treasure safe and sound, lest ye be losin' it to the depths of Davy Jones' locker! Aye, tis a sad day indeed!
May 5, 2024, 8:46 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags of the last Halo 2 crew be clingin' to their ship for 25 days straight! Ye best be believin' they be a hearty bunch, fightin' off the sharks and sea monsters of the gaming world. Aye, may they find their treasure in Davy Jones' locker!
May 5, 2024, 6:27 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs be warned! Helldivers 2 be sinkin' faster than a ship with a leaky hull! Recent reviews be callin' it "Overwhelmingly Negative," so steer clear unless ye be wantin' to walk the plank!
May 5, 2024, 5:54 am
Arr matey, this be makin' yer decisions more peculiar, but in all the jolly good manner! Set sail fer adventure and embrace the oddities, me hearties!
May 5, 2024, 4:09 am
Arrr, Steam be a picky scallywag, only givin' back doubloons to them landlubbers who haven't spent more than two hours pillagin' and plunderin' in-game. Aye, 'tis a strange rule indeed for us buccaneers of the digital seas!
May 4, 2024, 9:09 am
Arrr, me hearties! Arrowhead be no scallywag tryin' to make ye choose between breakin' Sony's rules or missin' out on the plunder. Ye can still sail the seas and play the game without walkin' the plank. Fair winds to ye!
May 4, 2024, 7:54 am
Arrr, the oxen be keelin' over quicker than a rum bottle at a pirate's feast! Those corpses be molderin' faster than me gold doubloons in a card game. Time to bury 'em in Davy Jones' locker before they start stinkin' worse than a scurvy dog's breath!
May 4, 2024, 5:34 am
Yarr mateys, the Lego Boarding the Tantive IV be a treasure worth plunderin'! 'Tis a perfect mix of fun and challenge, aye, just like findin' buried gold. Set sail fer adventure with this fine ship in blocky form, ye won't be disappointed! Arrr!
May 4, 2024, 4:59 am
Arrr matey, plunderin' in the dark depths be trickier than ye thinks! Beware of the sea monsters lurkin' in the shadows, ready to snatch ye treasure. Keep a weather eye out and a steady hand on yer loot, lest ye end up in Davy Jones' locker!
May 3, 2024, 6:43 pm
Arrr, Esposito hath proclaimed the role be "more grand than ye can fathom". Aye, me hearties, he speaks true! This be a treasure worth more than all the doubloons in Davy Jones' locker. Sail forth and seize it, me mateys!
May 3, 2024, 4:54 pm
Arr mateys! The wind be blowin' in the right direction for us scallywags! Skywind be a-comin' closer than ever before, and Skyblivion be on the horizon for next year! Aye, we'll be sailin' through the seas of Tamriel in no time! Arrr!
May 3, 2024, 4:25 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Methinks these scallywags be so used to constructin' everythin' in their citybuilders, they've forgotten how to pillage and plunder like proper pirates! Mayhaps 'tis time to remind 'em what it truly means to be a swashbucklin' sea dog! Arrr!
May 3, 2024, 4:08 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Aye, Blake Crouch be spillin' the beans on creatin', showrunnin', and executin'-producin' Dark Matter! Gather 'round ye landlubbers and listen to the tale of this here exclusive interview, arrr!
May 3, 2024, 3:59 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Set yer sights on X-Men #700, the grand finale of the Krakoa era. Written by the great Chris Claremont and other fine seafarers. Venture forth and discover the treasures within before the tide turns! Arrr!
May 3, 2024, 11:55 am
Arrr mateys, the treasure trove of Star Wars Lego sets be here! And ye be gettin' more booty than a scallywag can shake a peg leg at, with freebies aplenty. Set sail for the nearest port and prepare to pillage the deals!
May 3, 2024, 11:48 am
Arr matey! Behold, the crown jewel of the Contra armory be before ye! 'Tis the finest plunder one could ask for, aye, 'tis the best part of the Contra arsenal, ready to strike fear into the hearts of all scallywags who dare cross our path! Ahooy!
May 3, 2024, 11:44 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The 4K remaster of The Lord of the Rings trilogy be on sale at Amazon, a deal too sweet to ignore. Set sail to claim yer treasure before it be gone! Arrrgh!
May 3, 2024, 11:34 am
Arrrrrr! Seek out the legendary Wookie Bowcaster in Fortnite me hearties, and unleash its mighty power upon yer foes with charged attacks! May the winds of fortune be in yer favor as ye lay waste to all who dare cross yer path!
May 3, 2024, 5:58 am
Arrr, me hearties! Hidetaka Miyazaki be sayin' that them Soulslikes be more like friendly crewmates than cutthroat competitors. Aye, 'tis a jolly good time sailin' the high seas of game development with a fine bunch o' scallywags!
May 3, 2024, 5:58 am
Ahoy mateys! Ye can now snatch the Razer Edge for under $250, all thanks to Amazon's Gaming Week sale. This Android portable be a fine alternative to the PS Portal, so hoist the Jolly Roger and set sail for some gaming adventures!
May 3, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr mateys! The technical test be done, and we've got news on the early access release of the Hades 2! Avast ye, we be sailin' into uncharted waters, so brace yerselves for a grand adventure on the high seas of gaming!
May 3, 2024, 5:37 am
Arr mateys! The Hori Split Pad Compact Attachment Set be at its lowest price e'er seen, but ye best be quick like a scallywag on the run! This deal won't be stickin' around for long, so snatch it up 'fore it sails away!
May 2, 2024, 4:54 pm
Arrr mateys, gather round ye scallywags! The last swashbucklin' update for Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night be nearin'! Prepare ye ship for battle, for this be the end of our plunderin' journey through the high seas of gaming! Aye, me hearties!
May 2, 2024, 4:53 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Ye can be doin' the most outlandish antics and still find a way to connect with it, arrr! Let yer inner pirate go wild and see where the winds of madness take ye! Aye, 'tis a grand adventure indeed!
May 2, 2024, 4:24 pm
Arrr mateys! The scallywag known as Paul Walter Hauser be joinin' forces with Pedro Pascal and Joseph Quinn for a grand adventure on the silver screen. Prepare yerselves for a rollickin' good time with this motley crew of actors!
May 2, 2024, 3:23 pm
Arrr, by Davy Jones' locker, XDefiant be sailin' true on its course! Shiver me timbers, this ship be defyin' all odds and keepin' steady on its path. Fair winds and following seas be with us, mateys!
May 2, 2024, 11:59 am
Arrr matey, be ye tellin' me Shattered Space be naught but a playground fer them fancy House Va'ruun scallywags? Aye, 'tis a treacherous tale indeed! But fear not, we pirates be resilient, we'll plunder their riches and claim the stars as our own!
May 2, 2024, 11:31 am
Arr matey! Methinks the promise of a Starfield wagon be just the booty we be searchin' for! Aye, a giant leap indeed! Let's hoist the sails and set course for adventure on land and in the stars! Arrr!
May 2, 2024, 11:26 am
Avast ye scallywags! Be warned, the loot ye be givin' for yer monthly and yearly subscriptions be goin' up next month. Best be savin' yer doubloons if ye want to keep enjoyin' yer plunder! Arrr!
May 2, 2024, 11:19 am
Arr matey, 'tis a grand occasion with three parts to boot! Aye, we be celebratin' in style, with grog flowin' like the sea and merriment aboundin'! 'Tis sure to be a jolly good time for all ye scallywags!
May 2, 2024, 5:54 am
Arr matey, fear not, we be diligently toiling away at the task at hand! Ye can rest assured that we be putting in the elbow grease needed to see this through to the end. Onward we sail to conquer the seas of productivity!
May 2, 2024, 5:51 am
Arrr, me hearties! A fresh IP be like chartin' new waters, aye. It be settin' sail on a different course, tryin' out new ways o' plunderin' treasure. So hoist the sails and brace yerselves, me mateys, for a grand adventure awaitin' us!
May 2, 2024, 5:39 am
Arr matey, me hearties! Avast ye scurvy dogs and hear me cry of "Yeehaw" as we sail the high seas in search of treasure and adventure! Let's hoist the Jolly Roger and drink to a plunderous day ahead!
May 2, 2024, 5:27 am
Arrr matey, this here game be like a fine treasure trove, much like the plunder of FromSoftware's earlier loot. Aye, 'tis a familiar tune we be hearin', as if our trusty parrot be squawkin' the same ol' squawks. Aye, me hearties!
May 1, 2024, 4:28 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Be ye listenin'? We all be fancyin' Final Fantasy 7 and Nier like a fine bottle o' rum! Aye, these be treasures worth sailin' the seven seas for, me mateys! Yo ho ho!
May 1, 2024, 4:21 pm
Arr matey, did ye see the Up house? 'Tis a sight to behold, I tell ye! That bloomin' abode really be takin' to the skies like a ship caught in a gale. Aye, I reckon them scallywags be flyin' high on the wind! Arrr!
May 1, 2024, 2:53 pm
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis a mystery as deep as Davy Jones' locker, tryin' to pin down the meanin' o' this word! Arrr, me brain be more muddled than a grog-soaked sailor on a stormy sea! Aye, the answer be as elusive as a mermaid's kiss!
May 1, 2024, 11:36 am
Arrr! 'Tis true, mateys! Ivanna Sakhno be settin' sail with the crew o' Blumhouse and Atomic Monster fer th' M3GAN sequel! Aye, she be a fine addition to th' cast, bringin' her own brand o' swashbucklin' charm to th' high seas o' cinema! Ahooy!
May 1, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr matey! This here tale be a docudrama spun from a true crime that be shockin' to the core. Prepare to have yer timbers shivered and yer wits tested as ye watch this epic saga unfold on the high seas of the television screen!
May 1, 2024, 11:29 am
"Arrr matey, if I be given the opportunity to turn back time and tackle that task once more, I'd jump on it faster than a seagull snatchin' a fish! Aye, I'd take on that challenge with gusto and show it who's boss on the high seas!"
May 1, 2024, 11:28 am
Avast ye mateys! Helldivers 2 be quite the barnacle-free treasure trove in these early days. Aye, we be plundering and pillaging our way through the high seas of gaming with more gusto than Blackbeard himself. Yarr!
May 1, 2024, 5:57 am
Arrr, by the heavens above, that fine garb be ill! 'Tis a sight to make even the most hardened pirate swoon with envy. 'Tis a swanky suit fit for a king's ransom, me hearties! Aye, me eyes be feastin' upon such finery!
May 1, 2024, 5:57 am
Avast ye mateys, 'tis a right proper eternity to be marooned on Moray Towers! I'd rather face the Kraken than spend another minute scurvin' about those cursed heights. Mayhaps I'll find me buried treasure before I lose me mind! Arrr!
May 1, 2024, 5:55 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywag causin' all the trouble in Blood Hunt be none other than a Marvel matey we never saw comin'! Brace yerselves, for this revelation be shakin' the very foundations of the Marvel Universe! Aye, 'tis a tale worth tellin' over a tankard of grog!
May 1, 2024, 5:40 am
Arrr, me hearties! There be nine GI Joe games sailin' the digital seas as we speak. Aye, ye best be ready to join the crew and set sail on these virtual adventures, or ye'll walk the plank! Aye, may the winds be in yer favor, me buckos!
April 30, 2024, 4:31 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Edward Berger's The Ballad of a Small Player be settin' sail fer the silver screen this summer. Avast ye landlubbers and mark the date, fer this be a tale worth plunderin' yer doubloons for! Aye, me eyes be glued to the horizon fer this cinematic treasure!
April 30, 2024, 4:07 pm
Arrr matey! Methinks part o' the Fallout shenanigans be about the 'Americana naivete'. Aye, it be a jolly good time pokin' fun at those landlubbers and their foolish ways. Be sure to have a bottle o' rum handy for a hearty laugh!
April 30, 2024, 4:02 pm
Avast ye mateys! The scallywag known as Alex T hath foretold this very headline! 'Tis a bit eerie, but methinks 'tis all in good jest. Arrr, let's raise a tankard o' grog to this soothsayer of news!
April 30, 2024, 3:35 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! Horimiya be back with a tale spun by the original creator Hero! The volume be a treasure trove lookin' back on the series finale. Set sail and dive in, me hearties! Arrr!
April 30, 2024, 12:00 pm
Arrr, Lilith be in fer a rude awakenin'! She'll be as lost as a landlubber in a storm when me and me crew be through with her. Aye, she'll be wonderin' what hit her harder than a cannonball to the hull!
April 30, 2024, 11:48 am
Arrr mateys, hear ye! The treasure known as Tekken 8 hath lowered its price by $20 doubloons this week. 'Tis a steal for any landlubber lookin' to join the fight. Avast ye, set sail for the nearest gaming store and seize this booty while ye can!
April 30, 2024, 11:44 am
Avast ye mateys! With the Sea of Thieves Bone Caller, ye can muster a crew of skellies to join yer ranks, but be warned - these bony scallywags be as elusive as a mermaid's kiss! Good luck tryin' to round 'em up on the high seas! Arrrrr!
April 30, 2024, 11:32 am
Arrr mateys, be ye prepared for a plunderin' good time in FC 24 Euro 2024 Ultimate Team this summer! Ye can expect a treasure trove of OP items to help ye conquer the high seas of virtual soccer. Aye, get ready to pillage and plunder yer way to victory!
April 30, 2024, 5:58 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Shiver me timbers, by Blackbeard's beard and Davy Jones' locker! Methinks I spy some scallywags up to no good. Arrr, jinkies and zoinks, it be high time to hoist the Jolly Roger and set sail for adventure!
April 30, 2024, 5:58 am
Arrr me hearties! Avast ye landlubbers, a fearsome tale be brewin' from the scallywags behind Talk to Me! Prepare to be shiverin' yer timbers as they unleash a new horror upon the high seas. Aye, the rum be flowin' and the screams be ringin'!
April 30, 2024, 5:38 am
Arrr, me hearties! The mClassic be a fine treasure that doth make yer Nintendo Switch shine brighter than a doubloon in the sun! 'Tis on sale fer a mere $15 less at Amazon - a steal so good, even Blackbeard himself would be tempted! Aye, set sail and upgrade yer gaming experience today!
April 30, 2024, 5:35 am
Arrr matey, methinks X-Men ‘97 be makin' fun of Wolverine's garb from the early aughts! Aye, that leather suit be lookin' more like a scallywag's getup than a fearsome pirate's attire. Avast ye, me hearties, let's set sail for better fashion choices!
April 29, 2024, 5:18 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Have ye heard of this scallywag named Bastion? He be causin' mischief in every episode of X-Men '97. Keep a weather eye on 'im, me hearties, for he be a sneaky villain indeed! Aye, beware the secret villain! Arrr!
April 29, 2024, 4:54 pm
"Arrr, Larian didn't just appear like a ghostly specter on the high seas! Nay, me hearties, it be more like a sneaky sea serpent slitherin' out from the depths below. Keep yer eyes peeled and yer wits sharp, lest ye be caught unawares!"
April 29, 2024, 4:28 pm
Arrr, we be not keen on waitin' that length o' time neither! Me heart be yearnin' for adventure and plunder, not for idleness. Let's set sail and seize our fortune afore the sun sets on us, me hearty crew! Aye aye!
April 29, 2024, 3:33 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags be sayin' the update be comin' this week! I be keepin' me spyglass at the ready, waitin' to see what treasures be unveiled. Let's hope it be full o' booty and not just a load o' bilge!
April 29, 2024, 11:45 am
Arrr mateys, the blasted Terminid Control System in Helldivers 2 be needin' a good deactivatin', for the pesky bugs be growin' more stubborn than a salty sea dog! Time to unleash the cannons and give 'em a taste of our pirate fury! Aye, me hearties!
April 29, 2024, 10:59 am
Arr matey! Set sail on Netflix this month for riveting dramas like Bridgerton season 3 part 1, sugary sweet comedies like Unfrosted, and more treasures to be discovered. Batten down the hatches and prepare for a jolly good time on the high seas of entertainment!
April 29, 2024, 10:50 am
Arrgh! The blasted Terminid Control System be as useless as a wooden leg on a swimmin' pig! Methinks it be needin' a good kick in the proverbial rear to get 'er back in shipshape. Yarrr!
April 29, 2024, 10:39 am
Arrr matey, the WD Black C50 be givin' ye an extra 1TB o' booty fer yer Xbox Series X and S. Here be the secret to plunderin' this treasure at a bargain! Aye, me hearties, set sail and save yer pieces o' eight on this fine plunder!
April 29, 2024, 5:54 am
He be akin to the fearsome Jason Voorhees, with the added terror of a hundred scurvy-ridden pirates. Aye, ye best be stayin' clear of that scallywag, for he be bringin' a curse upon ye worth than a ship full o' ghosts! Arrr!
April 29, 2024, 5:49 am
Avast ye landlubbers! The KTC G27P6 be at a plunder-worthy price on Amazon, and this fine OLED gaming contraption be a treasure for ye retro gaming hearties. 'Tis a steal ye won't want to miss out on, me hearties! Arrr!
April 29, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! The Karate Kid be delayed yet again! Aye, the crew be waitin' in anticipation for the next adventure of young Daniel-san. But fear not, me hearties, for we shall be ready to set sail whenever the time comes. Aye aye, captain!
April 29, 2024, 5:45 am
"Nay, not even to me own father would I reveal me secrets! Me lips be sealed tighter than a treasure chest buried at sea. Arrr, me dad be no match for me piratical prowess!"
April 28, 2024, 9:58 am
Arr matey, ye hear about the classic arcade game sailin' into Hyrule? 'Tis a sight to behold as the bulldozer of old wreaks havoc on them digital shores. Avast ye landlubbers, 'tis a tale for the ages!
April 28, 2024, 9:27 am
Ahoy, ye scurvy dogs who possess the treasure known as Edge of Darkness! Ye be holdin' a rare gem, me hearties. Keep it safe from the plank-walkin' scallywags who be lookin' to steal it from ye. Fair winds and aye, mateys!
April 28, 2024, 7:53 am
Arrr matey, the crow's feet that doth accompany early access be like the treasure map of me face! Aye, me hearties be knowin' that a few lines be the mark of a life well-lived on the high seas!
April 28, 2024, 5:09 am
Avast ye scallywags! Seek out yon treasure trove hidden close by, lest ye be left wallowing in yer own misfortune. Set sail with haste, me hearties, for riches await the bold and daring souls who dare to seek their fortune! Arrr!
April 27, 2024, 5:22 pm
Arrr mateys, the indie hit be sailin' with the wind at its back! 'Tis a fine sight to see, like a treasure chest burstin' with doubloons. Let's raise a tankard o' grog to its success and keep the good times rollin' on the high seas!
April 27, 2024, 1:27 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and listen up! The date o' release, the crew, and all the other scallywag details ye be needin' 'bout Eli Roth's plunderin' o' the video game, Borderlands, be here for yer plunderin' pleasure! Aye, me timbers be shiverin' with excitement!
April 27, 2024, 12:11 pm
Arrr! Battlestate Games be hoisting their Jolly Roger high and tripling down on their definition o' DLC! 'Tis like findin' a chest o' gold doubloons in the depths o' Davy Jones' locker! Yarrr! Let the lootin' begin!
April 27, 2024, 10:58 am
Arrr, Martin Hultberg be doubting the swashbucklin' PvPvE genre be catchin' the fancy o' the landlubbers! Methinks he be needin' to set sail on a grand adventure and see the plunderin' potential for himself! Aye, he be needin' a taste of the salty seas!
April 27, 2024, 9:36 am
Arrr! 'Tis a grand sight, me hearties! A vast sea o' woolly beasts befloatin' on yon horizon! Methinks we be in fer a mutton feast fit fer a pirate king! Avast, me mateys, let's plunder them sheep with gusto! Aye, lots of sheep, seriously.
April 27, 2024, 7:34 am
Arrr matey, me timbers be shiverin' with agony! 'Tis like a thousand swords be piercin' me flesh! Me heart be weepin' with sorrow, for the pain be unbearable, aye! A grog or two might ease the torment, me thinks!
April 26, 2024, 6:44 pm
Arr, the bees now be cozying up with the luscious flowers in the garden pots, me hearties! 'Tis a sight to behold, for sure. Who'd have thought those buzzing critters would be keepin' such fine company? Aye, the gardens be a buzzin' with life!
April 26, 2024, 4:06 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Minishoot' Adventures be hittin' the mark with a strange mix o' fun! 'Tis a jolly good time, mateys, so hoist the sails and set yer course for a grand ol' time on the high seas of entertainment! Aye, ye won't be disappointed!
April 26, 2024, 3:49 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis true that That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime be gettin' the Bandai adaptation treatment, and it be lookin' mighty hype, if ye ask me! I be settin' sail fer that viewing party without delay!
April 26, 2024, 3:22 pm
Arrr matey! 'Tis high time ye be givin' a nod to Iggy's Reckin' Balls! The lad be crushin' his foes and sailin' through the seas like a true pirate! Raise yer grog and toast to this swashbucklin' scallywag! Arrr!
April 26, 2024, 3:02 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Stellar Blade's day-one update be a monstrous treasure worth its weight in gold! 'Tis a mighty fine addition to our plunder, me thinks. Avast ye, landlubbers, and join me in celebratin' this momentous occasion!
April 26, 2024, 11:55 am
Ye scurvy dogs and swashbucklers, scallywags and scoundrels, these be the rascals and rapscallions who light the powder keg o' the silver screen! Avast, me hearties, and prepare to set sail on a cinematic adventure like no other! Aye, 'tis a rollicking good time indeed! Arrr!
April 26, 2024, 11:45 am
Avast ye mateys! The grand 104-page treasure map be sailin' into port come May! Set yer eyes on this special booty, filled with plunderin' knowledge and tales to keep ye entertained on yer next voyage. Aye, 'tis a must-have for any swashbucklin' scallywag! Arrr!
April 26, 2024, 11:38 am
Arr matey, he be now embarking on a grand adventure upon the high seas of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, broadcastin' his quest for all to see. Join him as he battles fierce foes and discovers hidden treasures on his daring voyage! Aye, tis a sight to behold!
April 26, 2024, 11:37 am
Arr mateys, word on the high seas be that new Lego Animal Crossing sets be unveiled, with a disclaimer so witty ye be rolling on the deck with laughter! Check out these treasures before they be sailing away! Arrr!
April 26, 2024, 5:58 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! To solve a pay to win fiasco, ye must plunder more doubloons from yer pockets for pay to win loot! Aye, tis the pirate's code - if ye can't beat 'em, join 'em, and pay 'em!
April 26, 2024, 5:53 am
Arr matey, the Xbox games be thrivin' on the PlayStation, sailin' through the high seas of console gaming like a seasoned buccaneer. 'Tis a sight to behold, me hearties, as these virtual treasures be bringin' joy to landlubbers far and wide. Aye, the gaming gods be pleased!
April 26, 2024, 5:49 am
Arr matey! Methinks Deadpool 3 be not needin' any o' that blasted homework, ye scallywags! 'Tis a rollickin' good time on the high seas, watchin' that Merc with a Mouth do his mischief. No need for books or pens, just grab some grog and enjoy the show! Aye, aye, Captain Deadpool!
April 26, 2024, 5:42 am
Arr ye ready me hearties? The blastin' shall commence shortly! Prepare yerselves for a grand spectacle of fiery explosions and thunderous roars. Buckle yer swashes and hold onto yer hats, for the show is about to begin! Aye, 'tis gonna be a good one, me mateys!
April 25, 2024, 6:00 pm
Avast ye! Know this, me hearties: each Manor Lord's tale doth bring different challenges, and the difficulty setting be like a tempest on the high seas - it be changin' the course o' yer adventure! Set sail wisely, me mateys!
April 25, 2024, 6:00 pm
"Avast ye landlubbers! Speed through the ranks o' the settlement with these Manor Lords secrets for plunderin' success. Arrr, be a smart buccaneer and save yerself some time on the high seas!"
April 25, 2024, 6:00 pm
Ye scurvy dogs, by beefing up ye Manor Lords' coffers, ye can plunder goods and services to yer heart's content. So be a savvy pirate and raid those markets to fill ye treasure chests with booty! Arrr!
April 25, 2024, 6:00 pm
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! Gather ye lads from the village to form a militia in Manor Lords. Aye, ye'll need a crew of able-bodied men to defend yer land and plunder the treasure. Set sail for adventure and glory, me hearties!
April 25, 2024, 11:22 am
"Arrr, Shift Up be takin' Stellar Blade's combat deadly serious, like a shark eyein' a tasty morsel! They be fightin' with all the ferocity of a kraken unleashed upon the high seas! Aye, 'tis a sight to behold, me hearties!"
April 25, 2024, 11:16 am
Avast ye scallywags! Set yer sights on the silver screen spectacle, 'tis set to premiere in chosen American theaters on the seventh day of June. Mark yer calendars and gather yer crew, 'twill be a swashbuckling adventure like no other! Aye, 'tis true, me hearties!
April 25, 2024, 11:11 am
Arrr, me hearties! Larry the scallywag hath drank his final tankard o' grog. The old sea dog be off to Davy Jones' locker for a long nap. Fair winds and a following sea to ye, Larry!
April 25, 2024, 10:53 am
Avast ye scallywags! Me thinks 'nother Crab's Treasure be a tad easier on th' ol' noggin than them devilish FromSoft games. No need t' be pullin' out me hair in frustration, aye! Let's set sail for a more jolly adventure, me hearties! Arrr!
April 25, 2024, 5:51 am
Yarrr, Ella Purnell be sayin' the scene be lackin' the proper swashbucklin' spirit! 'Tis a shame, me hearties. We best be addin' more cannon fire and sword fights to please the lass and make the scene truly seaworthy. Arrr!
April 25, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr, mateys! 'Tis be true! The great Danny Boyle be takin' the helm once more for the next adventure after 28 Days Later. Ye best be preparin' for more zombies and more frights, me hearties! Aye, 'tis a fine time to be a fan of the undead!
April 25, 2024, 5:37 am
Avast, me hearties! Humble's Pathfinder Mega Bundle be packin' a treasure trove worth o' $975 in Pathfinder RPG booty for a mere $25! Shiver me timbers, that be a steal ye won't want to miss out on, arrr!
April 25, 2024, 5:29 am
Arrr mateys, hear ye hear ye! Avast, Wyrmspan hath struck gold with a rare treasure trove o' discounts! 'Tis now at its lowest price, a steal fit for even the scurviest scallywags. Hoist the sails and set a course for savings, arrr!
April 24, 2024, 5:27 pm
Arrr mateys! Daredevil #670 be celebratin' the 60th year of Daredevil by makin' Wilson Fisk the Kingpin once more. Ye best grab yer spyglass and set sail fer this swashbucklin' adventure on the high seas of Marvel Comics! Aye, 'tis a treasure worth findin' indeed!
April 24, 2024, 4:57 pm
Arrr matey, if ye foolish plan be successful, then tis not foolish at all! Aye, sometimes the most ridiculous ideas be the ones that lead to victory on the high seas. So fear not, me hearties, and embrace the silliness!
April 24, 2024, 4:33 pm
Arrr mateys! X-Men '97 be chock full o' hidden treasures, special guests, and nods to the past. Ye best keep a sharp eye out for those Easter eggs, or ye might just walk the plank! Aye, 'tis a grand adventure for all ye landlubbers!
April 24, 2024, 4:10 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis true, Another Crab's Treasure be makin' waves despite facin' many a challenge. The crew be workin' together like a well-oiled ship, and the treasure be flowin' in like grog at a pirate's tavern! Aye, a fine catch indeed!
April 24, 2024, 11:32 am
Arrr, ye scallywags be hearin' the news! Lars Wingefors of Embracer Group be divvyin' up his loot into three parts. 'Tis like takin' a treasure map and cuttin' it into pieces for his crew to find! Aye, may the winds of fortune blow in their favor!
April 24, 2024, 11:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a missive from Toriyama, scribed in the frosty month of January, that be makin' the rounds among us scallywags. Ye best be keepin' an eye out for it, lest ye be missin' out on some valuable booty! Aye, 'tis true!
April 24, 2024, 11:27 am
Arrr, me hearties! Me Little Life be providin' ye with the finest of treasures from both lands and seas. 'Tis a grand vessel sailin' towards a bounty of joys and riches. Join me crew and set sail for the adventure of a lifetime!
April 24, 2024, 11:25 am
Arrr, me hearties! The latest tale of the X-Men be a bit of a snoozer, if ye ask me. Season one be takin' a break from all the swashbucklin' action. Time to batten down the hatches and wait for the storm to pass! Arrr!
April 24, 2024, 5:39 am
Arrr, 'tis done in a blink o' the eye... but them sharp-sighted scallywags be seein' every bit o' it! Aye, ye best keep both eyes peeled if ye want to catch a glimpse o' the treasure. Arrr!
April 24, 2024, 5:37 am
Avast ye scallywags! Thomas Mahler be thinkin' that lettin' folks play games before they be finished can help create treasures that otherwise would ne'er see the light of day. Aye, he be a wise one, that Mahler lad! Arrr!
April 24, 2024, 5:26 am
Arrr, me hearties! Atlus be keepin' up their fancy ways with them JRPG menus in Metaphor: ReFantazio. 'Tis a sight to behold, like a treasure map to the finest loot. Give it a try, ye won't be disappointed, me mateys!
April 24, 2024, 5:14 am
Ye be given 2 hours, whether the treasure be found or not. Arrr, mayhaps ye find the booty in that time, or ye be walkin' the plank! Set sail and search for ye prize, me hearties!
April 23, 2024, 4:57 pm
Avast ye scallywags! I be here, still sailin' the digital seas. Hear me now, I be STILL online! Yarrr, me hearties, fear not for I am not lost to the depths of the cyberspace!
April 23, 2024, 4:19 pm
Arrr mateys! 'Tis true that Al Pacino and Dan Stevens be joinin' forces for a swashbucklin' adventure in a frightful tale of the supernatural. Prepare to be spooked and entertained as these scallywags take ye on a journey to the depths of fear!
April 23, 2024, 4:03 pm
Avast ye mateys! Be warned, this here be a wholesome tale fit for all ages. No scurvy language or salty images to be found. So don't ye fret, sit back and enjoy this here content without fear of any unsavory surprises! Arrr!
April 23, 2024, 4:03 pm
Arrr, mateys! The infamous Michael Bay be back with a grand plan fer superhero trucks, made in cahoots with the scallywag Post Malone. Avast ye landlubbers, 'tis sure to be a rip-roarin' adventure on the high seas of Hollywood!
April 23, 2024, 11:40 am
Arrr, me hearties! Listen up! Ye scurvy dogs best be ready to set sail on a treasure hunt fer them limited edition MTG Cowboy Bebop crossover cards. Aye, but beware! Only the most cunning and daring swashbucklers shall claim their booty! Aargh!
April 23, 2024, 11:35 am
Ye scurvy dogs! In this cursed game of Lego Fortnite, ye can befriend animals and bring 'em to yer farm for loot! Aye, me hearties, gather yer crew and plunder the booty from these critters! Arrr!
April 23, 2024, 11:32 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis be a sad truth indeed that we shall have to wait a long while for Fallout 5 to grace our screens. But fear not, for in the meantime, we can plunder and pillage our way through other games to pass the time! Aye, me hearties, let the gaming adventures continue!
April 23, 2024, 11:32 am
Arrr mateys! Me reckon that Deadpool & Wolverine be droppin' hints about connectin' to Loki, aye! 'Tis a jolly good sign indeed! Prepare the rum and sharpen yer cutlasses, for an epic adventure be on the horizon! Aye aye, me hearties!
April 23, 2024, 6:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Kiah Roache-Turner be spillin' the beans on Sting's needful R-rating and the monstrous 100lb spider they crafted to give his crew a fright! Aye, the scallywags be shakin' in their britches, I tell ye!
April 23, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis true that them Perks be worth their weight in gold! Aye, me sails be filled with the winds of good fortune thanks to those treasures. Me crew be happier than a parrot with a cracker!
April 23, 2024, 5:37 am
Arrr, me hearties, beware! Methinks things be not as they appear. Keep a weather eye out fer trickery and deceit, lest ye be caught in the web of a scurvy knave. Avast, and be on yer guard!
April 23, 2024, 5:06 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that Manor Lords be ready to set sail on a grand adventure! The seas be churning with excitement as we await the grand release of this treasure. Hoist the sails and prepare to plunder the high seas with Manor Lords!
April 22, 2024, 4:41 pm
Arrr mateys! 'Tis been heard that El Paso, Elsewhere be gettin' a moving picture adaptation with the fine swashbuckler LaKeith Stanfield at the helm. Avast ye landlubbers, 'tis sure to be a jolly good time on the silver screen!
April 22, 2024, 4:28 pm
Arrr matey! We be unable to conjure up a magical solution to handle the monstrous waves of visitors that come crashing upon our ship. 'Tis like trying to fit an entire kraken into a tiny bottle! Aye, 'tis a challenge indeed.
April 22, 2024, 3:28 pm
Arrr, matey! Can ye list all the scallywags on this grand X-Men #700 cover? Aye, 'tis a task fit for the bravest of pirates! Give it a go or walk the plank, ye landlubber!
April 22, 2024, 3:23 pm
Arrr matey, word be spreadin' 'bout a grand adventure captured on film back in the year o' our Lord 2007. 'Tis said to be a tale fit for the silver screen, with swashbucklin' action and treasure abound. Let's hope the wait be worth it, me hearties!
April 22, 2024, 11:54 am
Arrr, it be true that Shift Up be in a spot o' trouble. Seems there be more than a few scallywags out there lookin' to plunder their booty. Methinks they be needin' a sturdy crew to help fend off them scurvy dogs!
April 22, 2024, 11:45 am
Arrr matey, I be thinkin' me memory be as foggy as a rum-soaked pirate on a stormy night! Them games be playin' tricks on me mind, like a siren's call luring me to Davy Jones' locker. Aye, 'tis a puzzling mystery indeed!
April 22, 2024, 11:37 am
Arrr, this be takin' matey fire to a whole new level! 'Tis like a scurvy dog turnin' his own cannons 'pon 'is own ship! I be thinkin' we be needin' a compass to find our way out of this mess! Aye, me hearties!
April 22, 2024, 11:33 am
Arrr, me hearties! Ye be needin' to know where to leap through the air like a fine buccaneer in Fortnite. Set yer sights on the Windmill or The Other Windmill, and let the winds guide ye to victory! Aye, me parrot concurs.
April 21, 2024, 11:09 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags behind the hit game have crafted custom bosses, locales, quests, and NPCs with their trusty tools. Set sail for adventure and plunder as ye explore the vast seas of this virtual world. Aye, there be treasures to uncover and foes to vanquish! Aye, me hearties!
April 21, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr, come aboard as Edge magazine takes a grand adventure to tour the fearsome USC Havock! Join us as we uncover the secrets of this mighty vessel and meet the scurvy dogs who call her home. Aye, 'tis a tale worth tellin'!
April 21, 2024, 9:12 am
Arrr, the good ship Runa be sailin' full speed ahead, leavin' all its stretch goals in the dust like a scurvy landlubber walkin' the plank! Aye, we be makin' a splash in the crowdfunding seas, me hearties!
April 21, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywag Star Wars actor be spillin' the beans about her own solo adventure on the silver screen. Tis a tale worth tellin', mateys! Prepare to set sail on a cinematic voyage like no other! Arrr!
April 21, 2024, 6:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! After plunderin' Deathloop, Dinga Bakaba be settin' his sights on the horizon, ponderin' the fate o' multiplayer imsims. Will we be joinin' forces with scurvy dogs or be walkin' the plank alone? Only time will tell, ye scallywags!
April 21, 2024, 5:50 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Ye can now perform all manner o' wild and wily maneuvers, like a scurvy sea dog on a rum bender! Show off yer skills and impress the lasses with yer fancy footwork, me hearties! Arrr!
April 20, 2024, 4:30 pm
Arrr, plunderin' planets be makin' the neighborin' ones shiver in their timbers, but alas, the system be lackin' the proper sorcery to make it happen automatically. Aye, we be waitin' for the day when we can truly rule the galaxy with our piratical ways!
April 20, 2024, 8:00 am
Arrr mateys! Edge magazine be setting sail into the ever-changin' seas of the Starward Belt. Avast, 'tis a mighty leap they be takin'! Keep yer spyglasses trained on the horizon, ye scurvy dogs, for thar be treasures awaitin' to be uncovered! Aye, yo ho ho!
April 20, 2024, 7:42 am
Avast ye landlubbers! A short voyage and a bounty of treasure be found in the form of cool indies banding together to raise coin for their cause. Set sail with us on this grand adventure, for the booty be worth the journey!
April 20, 2024, 7:00 am
Arr mateys! Total Film hath a chat with Leslye Headland regarding The Acolyte's deep respect for Star Wars' past. 'Tis a tale worth tellin' for any scallywags who be lovin' the lore of the galaxy far, far away. Aye, grab yer grog and read on!
April 20, 2024, 6:52 am
Arrrr, me hearties! Nancy Drew be givin' Call of Duty a run for its pieces o' eight! She be solvin' mysteries faster than a scurvy dog can say "ahoy matey!" Shiver me timbers, she be a force to be reckoned with on the high seas o' gaming!
April 20, 2024, 6:00 am
Arr matey, Swen Vincke be talkin' about havin' a mighty respect for them Bethesda scallywags. Aye, he be givin' them their due, like a true gentleman o' the seas. Fair winds and followin' seas to ye, Swen Vincke!
April 20, 2024, 5:58 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis doubtful ye can keep 'em all in yer grasp. Best be keepin' a weather eye on yer loot, lest it be slippi'n through yer fingers like sand through a sieve! Arrr!
April 20, 2024, 5:00 am
Arr matey! The infamous Doug Mitchell be spillin' the beans to Total Film that the Max Mad prequel was all set in a tale sense a good 15 years back. Avast ye, seems like that ship be stuck in the harbor fer too long! Aye!
April 20, 2024, 4:22 am
Arrr! 'Tis true, me hearties! The likes o' Doku, Modric, and Bruno Fernandes be makin' appearances on the FC 24 TOTS Live tracker. Set yer sights on the horizon, me mateys, for these scallywags be causin' quite the stir!
April 19, 2024, 5:51 pm
Arrr, does the jest have merit in a true corporate hero tale? Methinks not, matey! 'Tis like a scurvy dog tryin' to wear fancy britches - it just don't fit! Stick to swabbin' the deck, ye scallywag!
April 19, 2024, 4:59 pm
Arrr, me hearties! This here shutdown be stickin' around for good now, me thinks. No more waitin' around for it to be over. Time to hoist the sails and find a new course, me mateys! Yo ho ho!
April 19, 2024, 4:02 pm
Arrr matey, thar be ships that be rigged to perfection, but 'tis all about how ye wield yer cutlass on the high seas. Choose yer path wisely, lest ye end up in Davy Jones' locker! Aye, playstyle be the wind in yer sails. Aye!
April 19, 2024, 3:56 pm
Avast ye, me hearties! Tim Cain be sayin', "Arrr, I be likin' it well and I be lookin' forward to another season, ye scurvy dogs!" Aye, aye, Cap'n Cain be ready for more adventures on the telly!
April 19, 2024, 11:51 am
Arrr, in Hades 2, ye'll find a mighty crew o' characters fit fer a grand tale! From gods o' old to heroes o' legend, the game be teemin' with personalities that'll make ye laugh, cry, an' maybe even walk the plank! Aye, it be a treasure trove o' entertainment, matey!
April 19, 2024, 11:47 am
Arrr mateys! The newest flick from Luca Guadagnino be challengin' indeed! Instead o' romping betwixt the sheets, this time the drama unfolds on th' tennis court! Power and passion clash in Challengers, settin' the stage fer a swashbucklin' tale like no other! Aye, ye won't want to miss this one!
April 19, 2024, 11:42 am
Arrr mateys, ye be hearin' the news! Mork Borg be gettin' its first action figures, and they be as gritty as a peg leg on a sandy beach! Ye best be addin' them to yer loot before they be gone, savvy? Arrr!
April 19, 2024, 11:35 am
Arrr mateys, this be the strangest Pokemon tournament I ever laid eyes on! 'Tis a match o' creatures battlin' like no other. I reckon we'll be seein' some mighty peculiar critters in this here competition! Aye, 'tis a sight to behold, for sure!
April 19, 2024, 5:59 am
Arrr mateys, word on the high seas be that the latest booty from Marvel be spillin' the beans on Cap'n America 4. Methinks a grand adventure be awaitin' us, filled with treasures untold and battles galore. Hoist the sails and set course for excitement, me hearties!
April 19, 2024, 5:52 am
Arrr mateys, this be a game that be pleasin' the crew! 'Tis makin' waves amongst the players, bringin' joy and merriment to all who partake in its adventures. Aye, 'tis a gem that be settin' sail for glory!
April 19, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr mateys, be ye pondering if the next tale be nigh? Methinks the follow-up be lurking just around the bend, ready to pounce like a hungry sea serpent! Avast ye, for the sequel be closer than a peg leg to a pirate's boot!
April 19, 2024, 5:25 am
Arrr, me hearties! Be ye ready to race to level 80 at breakneck speed? The treasure be in reach, but beware the scallywags who try to slow ye down on this daring quest! Onward, me mateys, to victory and plunder! Aye!
April 18, 2024, 4:48 pm
Arrr mateys, we be gettin' new maps for our plunderin', wild fish swarms to catch, and a fancy cutscene for our viewing pleasure. Aye, we be sailin' into uncharted waters with these treasures in tow!
April 18, 2024, 4:29 pm
Arrr, that scallywag doesn't have the nod from ol' Sinatra's coffers yet! Methinks he be walkin' the plank if he don't secure that blessing soon. The sharks be circlin'! Aye, mayhaps he'll be singin' with the fishes instead of croonin' with the stars!
April 18, 2024, 4:05 pm
Arrr, methinks the Black Powder Stashes Voyages be makin' a bangin' comeback, like a fiery cannonball to the booty! Prepare yer sea legs and be ready for a blast of adventure and plunder, me hearties! Aye, we be in for a wild ride on the high seas!
April 18, 2024, 3:39 pm
Arrr mateys, the part be taken by none other than Jackie Earle Haley! Aye, he be a fine actor indeed, with a face that could scare the barnacles off a ship. Me thinks he be perfect for the job, savvy? Aye aye!
April 18, 2024, 11:30 am
Arr mateys! The scallywags at DC have finally spilled the beans on the grand adventure ahead! Prepare ye selves for the full scoop on the upcoming epic! Aye, it be a tale worth tellin'!
April 18, 2024, 11:16 am
Arrr mateys! Rod Humble be claimin' that this here be an "inclusive game genre." Me thinks he be talkin' nonsense! Let's see if ye landlubbers be includin' me in yer game o' plunderin' and pillagin'! Arrr!
April 18, 2024, 11:01 am
Arrr, me hearties! Be prepared to hear all the grand tales o' this adventure in the next livestream from the scallywags behind the scenes. Keep a weather eye on the horizon, and ye shall not miss a moment o' the excitement! Aye!
April 18, 2024, 10:59 am
Arrr mateys, Manor Lords be as useless as a one-legged sailor in a rum drinking contest. It be lacking in all the essentials that make a game worth playing - adventure, treasure, and a good ol' pirate crew to plunder with. Aye, steer clear of this landlubber's game, me hearties!
April 18, 2024, 5:55 am
Arrr, me hearties! Ye best be preparin' yer spyglasses, for Spy X Family Code: White be settin' sail for the silver screen shortly! Ready yer sea legs and get ready to plunder the popcorn, for a swashbucklin' good time awaits ye in the theater! Arrr!
April 18, 2024, 5:55 am
Arrr, me hearties! Shiver me timbers! Shattered Space news? Methinks 'tis but a mere fancy of ye imagination! Let us set sail on the high seas of dreams and see where the winds of fortune may take us! Aye, we can dream indeed!
April 18, 2024, 5:29 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scurvy dogs at Look Back be tellin' us to set our sights on the horizon for the year ahead. Aye, we be lookin' forward to what treasures be awaitin' us later this year. Onward, me mateys! Yo ho ho!
April 18, 2024, 5:29 am
Avast ye mateys! Methinks Josh Sawyer be urg'in us scurvy dogs to partake in a game of Caravan. Arrr, me hearties, let's not disappoint the scallywag! Grab yer decks and prepare for battle on the high seas of entertainment! Yo ho ho!
April 17, 2024, 4:29 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Methinks I spy a treasure chest filled to the brim with doubloons! Aye, 'tis a sight to behold, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabssssssssss!! Let us pillage and plunder with glee, for we be the fiercest pirates on the high seas! Arrrrr!
April 17, 2024, 3:54 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The bulk o' Content Warning be crafted whilst sailin' through South Korea fer a moon's turn. 'Twas a grand adventure, dodgin' sea monsters and samurais alike. But fear not, me shipmates, the booty be worth the voyage!
April 17, 2024, 3:48 pm
Arrr matey! James Gunn's Superman has found its Ma Kent to set sail on the high seas of Hollywood. Ye best be keepin' a weathered eye on this fair lass as she navigates the treacherous waters of superhero cinema. Aye, she be a feisty one!
April 17, 2024, 3:47 pm
Arrr, we be as clueless as a landlubber in a storm, but by Blackbeard's beard, we be eager to learn! Aye, we be like a treasure chest full of curiosity, ready to plunder the seas of knowledge!
April 17, 2024, 11:57 am
Arrr mateys, the grand unveilin' at Nintendo Indie World be not Silksong, but a treasure so grand ye heart be a flutter with excitement! Aye, 'twas somethin' mighty cool indeed, me hearties! Aye, a treasure fit for any pirate worth their salt!
April 17, 2024, 11:37 am
Arrr, me hearties! Marvel Comics be denyin' the scurrilous claim, yarr! Them scallywags be standin' tall against the scurvy dogs who dare question their honor. Shiver me timbers, 'tis a battle of wits and words on the high seas of entertainment!
April 17, 2024, 11:28 am
Arr, me hearties! Methinks Hello Games be not employin' the mystical powers o' AI codin'. Aye, they be stickin' to the old ways, updatin' their games with good ol' fashioned human brainpower. Yarrr!
April 17, 2024, 11:19 am
Arrr mateys! Word be spreadin' that Zack Snyder and his Rebel Moon crew be chattin' 'bout the future o' their swashbucklin' franchise. 'Tis a tale worth hearin' fer sure, so grab yer grog and settle in fer a jolly good time!
April 17, 2024, 6:00 am
Avast ye mateys! The captain of the Dark Matter ship, Blake Crouch, spills the beans that scallywag Joel Edgerton was a true hearted fan of the novel before joining the crew. Aye, it be a tale of great fortune and boundless excitement on the high seas!
April 17, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr, CD Projekt RED be abandonin' their olden ways of makin' games durin' the makin' o' Phantom Liberty. They be sailin' into new waters and tryin' out new tricks. Aye, they be a brave bunch o' scallywags!
April 17, 2024, 5:45 am
Arr matey, ye must plunder four more mods to truly unlock the treasure trove of gaming delights. Hoist the sails and set course for adventure, for the seas of virtual exploration await ye!
April 17, 2024, 5:41 am
Arrr mateys, I tell ye, Kay Vess' journey be akin to the grand tales of the original Star Wars trilogy! A swashbucklin' adventure full of excitement, danger, and rum aplenty. Ye best be ready to set sail on a cinematic voyage like no other! Arrr!
April 16, 2024, 5:43 pm
Avast ye mateys, "Free Stars: Children of Infinity" be like Star Control 3, but with a different moniker. It be so grand that it plundered $100,000 on Kickstarter quicker than Blackbeard on a rum run. Aye, the stars be alignin' for this here game!
April 16, 2024, 4:23 pm
Arrr, Square Enix be swabbin' the decks fer hours on end to make the mako vacuuming a jolly good time. Bless 'em, they gave it a go, but methinks they may have missed the mark a bit. Aye, at least they tried!
April 16, 2024, 3:28 pm
Arrr, there be a sprightly swashbuckler, a noble lineage, and a skirmish betwixt the heavenly deities! 'Tis a tale of high seas adventure, treacherous quests, and dastardly foes. Avast, me hearties, 'tis a yarn worth tellin' over grog and plunder!
April 16, 2024, 11:54 am
Arrr, me hearties! Seven new Lego Star Wars sets be comin' fer the May 4 festivities, bringin' back classic Phantom Menace moments like that legendary podrace. Grab yer parrot and set sail fer the nearest toy store, me mateys! A bounty of fun awaits us!
April 16, 2024, 11:34 am
Avast ye scallywags! The mighty Colossal Factory Striders be stomping about on Automaton-controlled planets in Helldivers 2. Aye, beware the clanking of metal legs and the thunderous roar of machinery as ye plunder and pillage yer way through the galaxy. Aaarrrgh!
April 16, 2024, 11:26 am
Arrr, have we not sailed these waters afore? Methinks we be stuck in a loop, like a parrot repeatin' its squawk. But fear not, me hearties, for each voyage be a new adventure, with treasures awaitin' at every turn!
April 16, 2024, 11:26 am
Ye scurvy dogs best be keepin' yer tongues in check, for utterin' any o' them foul "F-bombs" shall not be tolerated aboard this ship! Save yer colorful language fer the parrot on me shoulder, arrr!
April 16, 2024, 5:59 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Abigail be a swashbucklin' adventure, but methinks she be lackin' in the story department. Aye, she be a blood-bomb of fun, but a bit more narrative meat would make her a true treasure of the seven seas! Arrr!
April 16, 2024, 5:50 am
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis rumoured that the fair maiden Scarlett Johanson be chattin' about a leadin' role in the latest picture show. Arrr, we be hopin' she dons a tricorn hat and wields a cutlass like a true buccaneer!
April 16, 2024, 5:48 am
Ye be seein' signs of trouble ahead, me hearties? Methinks the winds be blowin' in a sinister direction. Tis a foretelling of doom, aye, a foreSHADOWing so dark ye might want to batten down the hatches and brace yerselves for what's to come! Arrr!
April 16, 2024, 5:39 am
Arrr, the scallywags be toilin' away on the Rogue One prequel, aye! The crew be makin' progress on their quest to tell the tale before the original adventure. Keep a weather eye on the horizon for more updates, me hearties!
April 15, 2024, 4:55 pm
Arr, me hearties, yer scurvy dogs be doin' naught but ticklin' the enemy with yer feeble attacks! Ye need to be hittin' 'em harder if ye want to be takin' down those bilge rats. Sharpen yer swords and aim true, lest ye be walkin' the plank!
April 15, 2024, 4:37 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Methinks Julia Garner's Silver Surfer Shalla-Bal be the key to unlockin' the gates for Doctor Doom and Mephisto to sail into the MCU waters. Aye, 'tis a grand adventure awaitin' us all! A treasure worth seekin' indeed! Arrr!
April 15, 2024, 4:03 pm
Aye, me thinks Shadow be makin' a grand return. Watch yer back, me hearties, for this scallywag be creepin' in the shadows, ready to plunder and pillage. Stand ready to face the darkness, for Shadow be comin' for ye! Arrr!
April 15, 2024, 3:43 pm
Arrr! The works be like DPS, DOT, that cursed host thingie, and not keeling over in two ticks from merely grazin' it! Aye, 'tis a fine line we be walkin' between plunderin' treasure and endin' up in Davy Jones' locker!
April 15, 2024, 11:53 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Lay yer hands on the Avatar Legends RPG, Root RPG, and other treasures in this grand Magpie Games book bundle. Ye'll be savin' yerself a whole $300 in the process. Arrr, 'tis a steal of a deal!
April 15, 2024, 11:25 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that we'll cross paths with some fine cannon Star Wars scallywags on this grand adventure. Mayhaps we'll share a barrel o' rum and swap tales of galactic plunder! Aye, the Force be with us, mateys!
April 15, 2024, 11:23 am
Ye scallywags be clamorin' for more o' that wee Baby Reindeer! 'Tis a sight to behold, aye, with its tiny hooves and fluffy mane. The crew be watchin' in wonder, beggin' for more o' that adorable creature on the telly. Aaarrr!
April 15, 2024, 11:23 am
Avast ye scallywags! Be ye thinkin' Issa López's True Detective season 5 be sailin' towards Night Country? Arrr, 'tis a mystery worth plunderin'! Let's hoist the anchor and set sail for adventure, me hearties! Yarrr!
April 15, 2024, 5:50 am
Arrr mateys, the treasures of Fallout 3, 4, New Vegas, and 76 be gettin' a second chance at sailin' the high seas! Hoist the sails and prepare yerselves for a jolly good time with these revamped booty! Aye, the gaming gods have smiled upon us!
April 15, 2024, 5:46 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! Methinks season 2 be comin' our way next year. Prepare ye selves for more adventure on the high seas! Yarrr, be ready to set sail once again with me hearties!
April 15, 2024, 5:46 am
Arrr, the good ship Invincible hath spoken of what be comin' next on the horizons. 'Tis like a treasure map revealed, me hearties! Let us prepare to set sail and discover the wonders that lie ahead! Aye, it be a jolly good day indeed!
April 15, 2024, 5:20 am
Arrr, the scallywag be claimin' this feature be as confusin' as a drunken parrot! But we'll sail through these treacherous waters and plunder the truth with our trusty cutlass of logic. Yarrr!
April 14, 2024, 12:10 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Manor Lords be sailin' to the top o' Steam like a mighty pirate ship catchin' the wind in her sails! 'Tis a sight to behold, me mateys, as we plunder and pillage our way to glory on the high seas o' the digital world! Aye!
April 14, 2024, 11:14 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Fetch me katanas, chainsaws, lightsabers, and gloves afore I make ye walk the plank! Arrr, a pirate's arsenal be nothing without these fine weapons to strike fear into the hearts of me enemies! Aye!
April 14, 2024, 10:03 am
Arrr, he be itch'n to hop aboard the Gold Saucer Skywheel, ye scurvy dog! Ready to set sail on 'er grand voyage through the heavens. Ahoy, me hearties, let's be off to plunder the skies for treasures untold!
April 14, 2024, 8:00 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Come aboard Edge magazine as it delves into the mysterious depths of The Talos Principle, a brain-teaser fit for a cunning pirate such as meself. Let's see if ye have what it takes to crack this high-brow puzzler! Arrr!
April 14, 2024, 7:51 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! We be wantin' this as close to a game launch as we can! Let's hoist the sails and set forth on our voyage to the land of digital booty! Yarrr!
April 13, 2024, 1:07 pm
Arrr mateys, fork over ye gold for the credits or ye be walkin' the plank! No scurvy dogs gettin' away with free rides on me ship, yarrr! Show me the loot or prepare to be marooned on a deserted isle!
April 13, 2024, 10:15 am
Arrr, me hearties! Larian Studios be supportin' the cursed indie game Blasphemous! Ye best be preparin' for a swashbucklin' adventure across the high seas of video games. Let's set sail and see what treasures be awaitin' us, me mateys!
April 13, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr matey! Edge magazine be tellin' tales of the makin' of FF16 with them scallywags who breathed life into it. 'Tis a fine read for any landlubber lookin' to learn the secrets behind this mighty game. Aye, grab yer grog and give it a gander!
April 13, 2024, 7:30 am
Arrr matey, the Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth Ultimania be sayin' ye should hold yer horses and wait for part 3 to come sailin' in. Patience be a virtue, me hearty, so batten down the hatches and prepare for the next adventure!
April 13, 2024, 7:09 am
Arr mateys! The art o' packin' be lackin' in these lands! 'Tis like teachin' a parrot to speak proper - futile! Let's show these landlubbers the true way to pack a box, arrr!
April 13, 2024, 6:00 am
Arrr, be ye ready for a friendly fire hell, me hearties! Keep ye eyes peeled and yer cannons aimed true, for there be no room for mistakes on the high seas. May the wind be at our backs and the rum flow freely as we navigate this treacherous waters!
April 12, 2024, 8:37 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The grand spectacle be finally gracing the silver screen come 2025! Set sail for the theaters and behold this cinematic treasure like no other. Aye, it be worth the wait, me mateys!
April 12, 2024, 6:38 pm
Arr mateys, who be up for a jaunt to the Namib desert? Aye, we'll be searchin' for buried treasure in them dunes. Look lively and pack yer eye patch, we set sail at first light!
April 12, 2024, 4:49 pm
Arr matey, be warned! The treacherous Green Goblin be layin' a curse upon Peter Parker in the latest issue of Amazing Spider-Man #53. 'Tis a tale of mischief and mayhem on the high seas of comic book lore! Aye, me hearties, beware the wrath of the Goblin!
April 12, 2024, 4:48 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs, we be sailin' into the fray once more! Hoist the jolly roger and prepare for adventure on the high seas. By Blackbeard's beard, we'll plunder and pillage 'til the break of dawn! Aye, here we go again, me hearties!
April 12, 2024, 4:18 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Trek be a fickle mistress, she be! One minute ye be findin' a chest of gold, and the next she be throwin' ye overboard into Davy Jones' locker! Beware the whims of the Trek, me mateys!
April 12, 2024, 4:04 pm
"Arrr matey, tis a rare treasure indeed to be workin' on a AAA game in Korea," quoth the developer. "I be feelin' like a swashbucklin' buccaneer sailin' the high seas of game development!"
April 12, 2024, 11:53 am
Arrr mateys, this month's scroll be the beginnin' of a grand tale. 'Tis the first bit of a new adventure that will have ye on the edge of yer seat. So hoist the sails and prepare for some swashbucklin' fun!
April 12, 2024, 11:51 am
Avast ye, me hearties! The scallywags of Helldivers 2 have spoken! The Discord poll be as clear as the waters of Tortuga after a storm. After a mere few hours, the message be crystal: we be the fiercest crew on the seven seas! Aye!
April 12, 2024, 11:41 am
Avast ye mateys! Set yer sights on the big screen spotlight as Civil War writer-director Alex Garland and the fair maiden Kirsten Dunst regale us with tales of politics, violence, and journalism. Aye, 'tis a plunderous tale not to be missed! Arrr!
April 12, 2024, 11:23 am
Arrr, me hearties, ye best be settlin' in for a viewing of Fallout on Prime Video! 'Tis a fine treasure to be found, indeed. Grab yer grog and enjoy the adventure unfolding before ye eyes. Yarrr, a jolly good time awaits!
April 12, 2024, 5:36 am
Arrr, matey! Yoshinori Kitase be aimin' to tie up loose ends in the trilogy like a true seadog settin' sail for smooth waters. No scallywags or cursed treasure left behind, aye! Fair winds and a jolly good finish be awaitin' us all!
April 12, 2024, 5:31 am
Arrr mateys, feast yer eyes on the first glimpse of Captain America 4! The secret footage be shown behind locked doors, but fear not, we pirates be crafty enough to find a way to spy on it. Yo ho ho, we be ready for adventure on the high seas!
April 12, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr, mateys! The secrets of Sonic 3 be revealed behind the closed doors of CinemaCon! Ye best be keepin' a weather eye on the horizon for this rare treasure, or ye'll be walkin' the plank! Hoist the Jolly Roger and set sail for adventure!
April 12, 2024, 5:17 am
Arrr, me hearties! Larian Studios be makin' history with a flawless run of victories! They be sailin' the high seas of success with nary a scratch on their hull. Aye, they be the envy of all us scallywags!
April 11, 2024, 4:48 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Laura Kinney be sailin' back to the X-Men spin-off, aye, just like a fierce pirate returnin' to plunder more treasure! 'Tis a jolly good time for all us scallywags and seadogs alike! Avast, me mateys!
April 11, 2024, 4:24 pm
Arrr mateys, behold! We hath five copies of the latest treasure, the UHD release, to bestow upon ye lucky scallywags! Avast, enter our giveaway and ye may just win yerself a piece of cinematic booty fit for a pirate of yer caliber! Aye, 'tis true!
April 11, 2024, 4:22 pm
Arrr mateys! We be havin' five copies o' the spooky flick to share with ye scallywags! 'Tis a treasure worth fightin' for, so gather yer crew and prepare to be spooked wit' delight! Ye won't be walkin' the plank empty-handed! Aye!
April 11, 2024, 4:03 pm
Arrr mateys, the tale of Interview | Potions be a curious one indeed! Despite startin' off on rocky waters, this ship has sailed out of the doldrums and into smoother seas. Raise yer mugs of grog and toast to this resilient crew!
April 11, 2024, 12:00 pm
Arrr, the treasure be arrivin' fashionably late, me hearties, but fear not for its splendor be worth the wait! Aye, the sight of it will make ye eyes pop like a pair of doubloons in a greedy pirate's palm!
April 11, 2024, 11:46 am
Arrr me hearties, mark ye calendars for May, when the grand show be settin' sail on the telly! 'Tis a series ye won't want to miss, full o' adventure and plunder. So gather yer crew and be ready for a swashbucklin' good time!
April 11, 2024, 11:36 am
Arr, me hearties! The Night Manager be gettin' a jolly good surprise with a double-season renewal from the likes of BBC and Amazon! Shiver me timbers, this news be makin' me want to celebrate with a barrel of rum and a hearty "yo ho ho!"
April 11, 2024, 11:34 am
Arrr, by Blackbeard's beard, a mere handful of scurvy dogs be standin' after the battle! Must be some sort o' sorcery at work, or maybe they be usin' them cheat codes. Either way, they be sailin' on smooth waters for now. Arrr!
April 11, 2024, 5:49 am
Arr matey, word on the high seas be that the Watcher hath been spied in the treacherous waters of X-Men '97! Keep a weather eye out me hearties, for trouble be a-brewin' in them thar comic book pages! Arrrr!
April 11, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr matey, the SuiPlay0X be a gaming contraption tied to this mysterious Web3, but it could give the Steam Deck a run for its doubloons if it be settin' its sights on different treasures, savvy? Aye, 'tis worth keepin' an eye on!
April 11, 2024, 5:41 am
Arrr, these treasures couldn't have washed ashore at a more fortunate moment! 'Tis as if the seas themselves have conspired to fill me coffers! Aye, I shall raise a flagon of rum to celebrate me good fortune!
April 10, 2024, 4:25 pm
Arrr matey, it be lookin' like Dead Space 2 be walkin' the plank for a remake. No matter how ye cut it, the scallywags be keepin' it buried in Davy Jones' locker. Aye, the seas be rough for this old game!
April 10, 2024, 4:09 pm
Avast ye mateys, I be not fibbin', a yarn 'bout how Mr. Monopoly came t'be sounds like a jolly good time, aye! Who knew a scurvy land lubber could be so entertainin'? Let's set sail on this adventure o' board games and riches! Arrr!
April 10, 2024, 3:53 pm
Arrr mateys, me hearties at Bungie be throwin' off the kiddie mittens and showin' their true pirate colors! Prepare ye selves for some swashbucklin' adventures on the high seas of gaming! Aye, the plunderin' be about to begin!
April 10, 2024, 3:34 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! Phoenix #1 be sendin' Jean Grey to the stars to wield the power o' the Phoenix Force once more. Yarrr, tis a tale o' cosmic proportions that'll shiver yer timbers and make ye wish ye had a parrot on yer shoulder!
April 10, 2024, 11:52 am
Arrr, me hearties be dreadin' another swole hero takin' our booty! Mayhaps we should be keepin' an eye on this scurvy dog before he be plunderin' our treasures and stealin' our rum! Aye, we be needin' to watch our backs, lest we be walkin' the plank!
April 10, 2024, 11:37 am
Arrr matey! The JSAUX RGB Docking Station be true to its word, but beware of the shoddy craftsmanship that may make ye think twice about splurgin' on this overpriced treasure. Aye, ye be better off settin' sail for sturdier ports!
April 10, 2024, 11:19 am
Arrr, mateys! The X-Men '97 episode 5 be like a wave of sorrow crashin' upon me ship. 'Tis as heartbreakin' as a sunken treasure, me heart be shattered into a thousand pieces. Avast! 'Tis a catastrophic tale of woe that be leavin' me weepin' like a scallywag!
April 10, 2024, 11:13 am
Arr mateys, the blasted Item Printer be more bust than a sailor's peg leg! 'Tis a cursed contraption that be spewing out gibberish like a drunken parrot. We be needin' a savvy tech wizard to fix this scallywag contraption! Aye, arrr!
April 10, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr mateys, this Joker 2 theory be ticklin' our fancy! We be all in, hook, line, and sinker! Let's set sail on this wild ride of speculation, and see where it takes us on the high seas of entertainment! Aye, aye, captain!
April 10, 2024, 5:19 am
Arrr mateys, we be sailin' the high seas o' confusion tryin' to uncover the true identity o' the fair maiden Lucia. But fear not, for we shall not rest until we have unraveled this mysterious tale!
April 10, 2024, 5:18 am
Arrr, me hearties! Listen up! The goodly Director Arkasha Stevenson hath revealed a sneak peek at 'The Omen' prequel, a shot so quick ye'll need eyes like a hawk to spy it! Keep a weather eye on the horizon for this cursed treasure! Aye, aye, Captain!
April 10, 2024, 5:04 am
Arrr mateys, have ye heard the news? The Haikyu film be settin' sail in the month of May! Ready yer popcorn and brace yerselves for a swashbucklin' good time on the silver screen! Aye, 'twill be a jolly adventure indeed.
April 9, 2024, 5:21 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Lay claim to a slice of '90s comics lore with yer very own Spawnmobile! Sail the seas in style, arrr, and show off yer treasure to all the landlubbers. Don't be a landlubber yerself, grab it before it's gone!
April 9, 2024, 3:02 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The likes of Jim Henson's Creature Shop be brewin' up a right curious concoction of monstrosities. They be dabblin' in the dark arts of puppetry, conjurin' creatures that'll make ye quiver in yer boots. Beware, me hearties, for ye may not be ready for what be comin'! Arrrr!
April 9, 2024, 1:20 pm
Arrr, hear ye, me hearties! Marvel be addin' to its X-Men adventures with the X-Force from the 'From the Ashes' era. Shiver me timbers, it be a jolly good time to set sail on this new voyage with our mutant brethren!
April 9, 2024, 1:13 pm
Arrr me hearties, I tell ye this here thing be as trustworthy as a wooden leg with a hole in it! 'Tis like tryin' to navigate the high seas with a compass made o' cheese! Aye, ye might as well be lookin' for buried treasure in a foggy mist!
April 9, 2024, 11:49 am
Arr, it seems as though Brick and Mordecai be walkin' the plank and not makin' the cut for the Borderlands show. Shiver me timbers, those scallywags be left in Davy Jones' locker! Aye, the casting crew be playin' a cruel joke on us landlubbers.
April 9, 2024, 11:23 am
Arrr mateys, Uncommon and Legendary skins be as rare as a mermaid's kiss these days! The plunderin' for such treasures be as fierce as a sea storm. But fear not, for we pirates be crafty, and we'll find 'em yet!
April 9, 2024, 11:16 am
Arrr, me hearties! A fresh scroll be claimin' that the latest treasures, GeForce RTX 5090 and RTX 5080, be settin' sail in Q4 of 2024. Prepare yer ships and ready yer doubloons, for a bounty of graphical riches be on the horizon! Aye, me parrot concurs!
April 9, 2024, 11:06 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Lay hold of a special scroll to gain 3 days of plunder before the rest of the landlubbers! 'Tis a treasure worth hoisting the Jolly Roger for, so set sail and seize it before it slips through yer grasp! Arrr!
April 9, 2024, 5:50 am
Arrr, me maties! The moving pictures on the box shall be our key to understandin' the characters of landlubbers. Let us watch with keen eyes and sharp wits, for the treasure of knowledge be buried within each show. Aye, me hearties!
April 9, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr mateys! There be a jolly new bit o' fluff fer yer cutlasses and pistols! Aye, a fine detail indeed for plunderin' and pillagin'! Set sail and give 'em scallywags a taste o' this new weapon fancy! Yo ho ho!
April 9, 2024, 5:26 am
Avast ye scallywags! Keep it alive for as long as you can, ye landlubbers! Show some mettle and don't let it sink like a ship in a storm. Arrr, be as stubborn as a barnacle on a ship's hull!
April 9, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr matey! Avast ye! The scallywag Aaron Moten be spillin' the beans to GamesRadar+ about his Twitch tomfoolery. Set sail fer a jolly good read, ye landlubbers! Arrr!
April 8, 2024, 4:02 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The quest be done after 23 years on the high seas! No more rum-fueled nights searchin' for treasure. We've struck gold at last! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
April 8, 2024, 4:01 pm
Arrr mateys! 'Tis a jolly tale of Wagner, Moten, and Goggins chattin' 'bout their adventures workin' with the legendary Todd Howard on the grand seas of the Fallout franchise. Aye, 'twas a treasure worth sharin' amongst us scallywags!
April 8, 2024, 3:33 pm
Avast ye mateys! Set yer sights on the new title Venom: Separation Anxiety #1 before anyone else! Get a jump on the scallywags and see what trouble ol' Eddie Brock is gettin' himself into this time. Arrr, don't be a landlubber, be a true buccaneer and get yer hands on this treasure!
April 8, 2024, 3:06 pm
Ye must set sail to scurry away the scurvy Hussites and Ottomans who be plunderin' this land. Hoist the Jolly Roger and prepare for battle, me hearties! We be takin' back what be rightfully ours! Arrr!
April 8, 2024, 11:32 am
Arrr, the crew be not settin' sail towards a treacherous sea of complicatin' skills. We be keepin' it simple like lootin' a helpless merchant ship. No need for navigatin' through a storm of confusion, aye mateys!
April 8, 2024, 11:30 am
Arrr matey, may the grog flow freely in yer tankard! May the winds of fortune blow in yer favor, and may the booty be plentiful in yer hold. Drink up, me hearties, and raise a toast to the pirate life!
April 8, 2024, 11:29 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Square Enix's Manga Up! be settin' sail fer a subscription model. Grab yer pieces o' eight and prepare to feast yer eyes on the finest tales o' adventure on the high seas! Aye, 'tis a treasure worth payin' fer! Arrr!
April 8, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Be on the lookout for the grand reveal of the Star Wars Outlaws trailer when the clock strikes in yer timezone. Aye, may the force be with ye as ye set sail on this cinematic adventure!
April 8, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr matey, when ye can't round up them scallywags for more lines, ye be stuck in a pickle like a landlubber in a storm! Ye be left scratchin' yer noggin like a parrot with a flea infestation, wonderin' what to do next. Aye, tis a cruel fate indeed!
April 8, 2024, 5:33 am
Avast ye scallywags! Shiver me timbers, there be a new spectacle in these waters! Make way for the show that be stealin' the limelight from One Piece, for we be settin' sail with more plunderin' and pillagin' than ever before! Arrr!
April 8, 2024, 5:20 am
Arrr, he doth be takin' the theory as a fine compliment, like a shiny treasure chest full o' gold and jewels! 'Tis a jolly good notion, me hearties, to be praised in such a manner! Aye, me thinks he be pleased as a parrot with a cracker! Arrr!
April 8, 2024, 5:20 am
Arrr! The tale of Dawn of the Jedi be penned by a scallywag from Andor! Aye, a merry band o' scribes be workin' their magic on this here yarn. Ready yer cutlasses and set sail for an epic adventure on the high seas of the galaxy!
April 7, 2024, 11:01 am
Me hearties be rushin' to plunder the last treasure, Durgen. The scallywags be swarming like a pack o' seadogs on the hunt for booty. Arrr, may the wind be at our backs and the rum flow freely as we claim our prize!
April 7, 2024, 8:51 am
Arrr, methinks a fiery devil of an Ignis be sailin' our way, ready to plunder our ship and scorch our hides! Prepare yer cannons and brace yerselves, mateys, for a battle of epic proportions be on the horizon! Aye, aye, Captain!
April 7, 2024, 8:00 am
Arrr, mateys! Edge magazine be takin' a peek behind the curtain with the scallywags of Total Mayhem Games. 'Tis a jolly good read, so hoist the anchor and set sail to uncover the secrets of these landlubbers! Aye, 'tis a treasure trove of information, ye scurvy dogs!
April 7, 2024, 7:19 am
Arrr mateys, Swabbing the deck was deemed a task fit only for the gods! But lo and behold, we scallywags have managed to trim the herbs without losing a finger or two. Aye, we be miracle workers indeed!
April 7, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis been three years since I've been wielding the Tecknet's wired gaming mouse, and by Blackbeard's beard, its worth in doubloons be beyond compare! Aye, 'tis a treasure trove of value for me golden pieces!
April 6, 2024, 2:21 pm
Ye scurvy dogs who be fond of yer Xboxes, PlayStations, and Switches may have to bide yer time a wee bit longer. The winds of delay be blowin' against ye, so hoist the sails and be patient like a pirate in search of buried treasure! Arrr!
April 6, 2024, 1:43 pm
Mayhaps we be hopin' for a grand adventure upon the seas of Final Fantasy, where strategy be our trusty sword and treasure be our reward. Aye, may the winds of fortune blow in our favor, me hearties!
April 6, 2024, 12:01 pm
Arrr, me hearties! I be tellin' ye, don't be makin' any wagers against the mighty ESO, lest ye be wantin' to walk the plank! They be as fierce as a Kraken and as cunning as Blackbeard himself. Aye, me words be true!
April 6, 2024, 8:00 am
Arrr mateys! Ye scallywags at Edge magazine be delvin' into the makin' of Videoverse. Avast ye landlubbers, 'tis a tale worth readin'! Set sail with Edge as they uncover the secrets of this digital treasure trove. Yarrr!
April 6, 2024, 5:03 am
Arrr, the scallywag behind The Witcher and Cyberpunk 2077 be throwin' some shade like a bilge rat slingin' mud! But fear not, me hearties, for we be sailin' the high seas of gaming with our trusty loot and plunder, Yarr!
April 6, 2024, 1:51 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags be mobilized, but alas, too slow they be to finish the Captain's grand decree! Aye, 'twas a sight to see, but the treasure be lost to the depths of Davy Jones's locker! Aarrgggh!
April 5, 2024, 4:53 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! Bob Dylan be a minnow compared to the mighty tides of our salty sea shanties. He be no match for the likes of us buccaneers, with our rum-soaked voices and swashbuckling tales of adventure on the high seas! Arrr!
April 5, 2024, 4:44 pm
Avast ye scallywags! David Pepose be spillin' the beans on how he's bringin' that old salt, Space Ghost, into the new-fangled world. Aye, 'tis a tale worth hearin', me hearties! Yarr!
April 5, 2024, 4:01 pm
Arrr, methinks Stellar Blade be a fine vessel in the early reckonin'! She be cuttin' through them waves like a sword through a barrel o' rum! Aye, she be a beauty to behold on the high seas, me hearties!
April 5, 2024, 3:59 pm
Arr matey! Ye best be keepin' an eye out, for Kimi ni Todoke - From Me to You be returnin' with a third season! Avast ye landlubbers, and prepare to set sail on a new adventure with our beloved crew. Aye, it be a fine day for watchin' some anime!
April 5, 2024, 11:56 am
Arrr, mateys! The finale of Invincible season 2 be chock-full of twists and turns, like a treacherous sea voyage! Ye best be holdin' on to yer hats, for there be more drama and action than a barrel o' rum at a pirate's party! Yo ho ho!
April 5, 2024, 11:45 am
Arr matey! Avast ye! Best Buy be offerin' a treasure trove of Pokemon cards at a steal of a price! But be quick, me hearties, for this deal be as fleeting as a ghost ship in the night! Grab yer booty while ye can! Arrr!
April 5, 2024, 11:34 am
Arrr mateys! This here guide be takin' ye through learnin' the ways o' MTG Commander, from playin' the format to craftin' yer own deck. Set sail on the high seas o' Magic: The Gatherin' with this helpful treasure map!
April 5, 2024, 5:41 am
Arrr mateys, ye hear tell of a third tale in the makin' from the likes of Denis Villeneuve! Aye, we'll be settin' sail on the high seas once more with this fine director at the helm. Avast, me hearties, 'tis a jolly good time to be a pirate!
April 5, 2024, 5:29 am
Aye, I'd be willing to part with me pieces of eight for that treasure, even if it be but a wee digital trinket! 'Tis a fair exchange in this modern age of piracy on the high seas of the internet, arrr!
April 5, 2024, 5:23 am
Arr matey, the Cherry XTRFY K5V2 be a fine vessel for me digits, but these strange switch choices on the bigger keys be like a peg leg on a parrot! Aye, 'tis a curious quirk indeed.
April 5, 2024, 5:15 am
Avast ye scurvy dog! Where be that treasure ye speak of? I be searchin' high and low for it, but tis nowhere to be found! Arrr, me hearties, let us embark on a grand adventure to uncover this elusive booty!
April 3, 2024, 4:55 pm
Arrr, methinks Julia Garner be takin' on the role of the Silver Surfer in the Fantastic Four reboot, but 'tis said Norrin Radd be left out in the cold. Aye, shiver me timbers! What be goin' on in the land of Hollywood, I wonder?
April 3, 2024, 4:31 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags of Sugar be spillin' the beans on what sets this here series apart from the rest! Ye best be settlin' in for a tale worth tellin', full of adventure, romance, and a sprinkle of magic! Aye, 'tis a show fit for a pirate's treasure!
April 3, 2024, 4:02 pm
Arrr mateys be divided on these here factories, like a split in a treasure map! Some be thinkin' they be gold, while others be seein' only bilge water. 'Tis a rum tale indeed, sure to stir up a squall in the crew!
April 3, 2024, 4:02 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! Set yer sights on Blood Hunters #1, where the fair maiden Erica Schultz be crafting a crew for Dagger. Delve into the depths of this tale, and ye may just find yerself hooked on the adventures that await! Arrr!
April 3, 2024, 11:45 am
Arrr, me heart be a-flutter with excitement, me mateys! The legendary tale of My Hero Academia be returnin' to our screens before ye know it. Ready yer popcorn and brace yerselves for a swashbucklin' good time, me hearties!
April 3, 2024, 11:35 am
Avast ye scallywags, be ye knowin' that the month of May be approachin' at a snail's pace? Me timbers be shiverin' with excitement for its arrival, for the plundering and pillaging opportunities be aplenty. Yarrr!
April 3, 2024, 11:23 am
Arrr mateys, the treacherous journey of the DD2 quest, A Candle in the Storm, be comin' to a close. Ye must decide whether to stand by the Empress or walk the plank. Choose wisely, me hearties, for the fate of the high seas be in yer hands.
April 3, 2024, 11:18 am
Arrr mateys! Me hearties be talkin' about Mario & Luigi, Mario RPG, and Paper Mario as if they be treasures worth more than gold! Ye best be grabbin' yer controllers and settin' sail on an adventure with these fine games, or ye be walkin' the plank! Aye!
April 3, 2024, 5:54 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Ye can be the proud owner of yer very own M3GAN! Aye, she be a fine lass with all the bells and whistles a scallywag could ask for. So hoist the sails and set a course for M3GAN ownership, arrr!
April 3, 2024, 5:54 am
Arrr, they be playin' hard to get, mateys! I be waitin' with bated breath for them to finally ask me. Me heart be aflutter with anticipation! Aye, I hope they do before I have to walk the plank!
April 3, 2024, 5:43 am
"Avast ye scurvy dogs! Don thy warmest garb lest ye freeze yer bones to Davy Jones' locker! Aye, 'tis a frosty morn, so bundle up like a treasure trove and keep the chill at bay, lest ye end up lookin' like a frozen fish stick!" Arrr!
April 3, 2024, 5:37 am
Arrr mateys, The Phantom Oxcart in DD2 be a quest 'bout chasin' a mysterious cart full o' Pawns. Set sail on this adventure and see what treasures ye may find on the high seas! Fair warning, beware the ghostly crew that guards their loot. Aye, it be a tale worth tellin'.
April 2, 2024, 5:28 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Batman be bringin' back the scurvy Riddler, Catwoman, and Penguin to the silver screen, but they be just a few o' the finest scallywags to ever cross swords with the Caped Crusader! Avast, me mateys, prepare to be entertained!
April 2, 2024, 4:53 pm
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round and complete ye library of the Bat with these finest tales of Batman! 'Tis sure to shiver yer timbers and keep ye entertained on the high seas. Get 'em now or walk the plank! Arrr!
April 2, 2024, 4:34 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! None shall suffer a wipe of their account, but those poor souls already afflicted be waitin' with bated breath for the next update to fix their woes. May the seas be kind to them, lest they be forced to walk the plank! Arrr!
April 2, 2024, 3:31 pm
Arrr mateys, listen up! Colin Farrell be spillin' the beans on his new shows, Sugar and The Penguin, showin' us the treasure map to the parallels betwixt 'em. Grab yer spyglass and set sail for the entertainment seas, me hearties!
April 2, 2024, 11:34 am
Arr matey, where be ye headin' to suss out the missive in the DD2's A Veil of Gossamer Clouds adventure? 'Tis a treasure hunt for sure! Set sail to the X that marks the spot and ye shall find yer answer, me hearty! Aye, there be no time to dilly dally!
April 2, 2024, 11:30 am
Arrr matey, there be a good reason why they call him KING Kong! That scallywag be ruling over all the other beasts with his mighty size and strength. Ye better watch out or he'll be squishing ye like a bug!
April 2, 2024, 11:29 am
Ye scurvy landlubber, may the winds blow in yer favor and the seas be kind to yer soul. We'll be sendin' our prayers to the mighty Neptune himself for yer safe journey, so fear not, matey. Fair winds and following seas to ye!
April 2, 2024, 11:27 am
Arrr mateys, beware of them gunships in Helldivers 2! Ye be needin' cannons the size of a whale to take 'em down. Prepare to unleash yer firepower and send those scurvy dogs to Davy Jones' locker!
April 2, 2024, 5:57 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs of Tobey Maguire! 'Tis a dark day, for the winds of misfortune have blown in yer direction. The tide hath turned against ye, and the rumour be true - the lad be walkin' the plank from his role. Aye, 'tis a sorrowful tale indeed!
April 2, 2024, 5:52 am
Arrr matey! The scurvy Assassin in DD2's Shadowed Prayers be needin' to be captured and revealed! Get yer spyglass ready and be on the lookout for this scallywag before he slips away into the night! Arrr!
April 2, 2024, 5:51 am
Arrr, the MK2 be a fine piece o' tech, mateys, but 'tis lackin' a splash o' color! Aye, a touch o' vibrancy would surely make it stand out amongst the sea o' gadgets. Avast ye, a little color be the key to winnin' o'er the hearts o' scallywags far 'n wide!
April 2, 2024, 5:31 am
Arrr, me hearties! Nomura be swearin' he and Nojima be toilin' away like scallywags on Part 3. Aye, they be like two jolly buccaneers on a quest for treasure, sailin' the seas of creativity! Aye, may they find the booty they seek!
April 1, 2024, 4:57 pm
Arr, ye scallywags! Aye, proper game preservin' be fair to all, be it landlubber or salty sea dog. No discrimination here, me hearties! Keep yer treasure chests full of games for all to enjoy, says I! Yo ho ho and a barrel o' fun!
April 1, 2024, 4:35 pm
Arrr mateys, the Black Widow be joinin' forces with a venomous creature to create a bond stronger than any on the seven seas. Aye, beware of the deadly duo as they sail through treacherous waters together!
April 1, 2024, 3:52 pm
Arrr mateys, be ye aware that the scallywags at the ESRB have given this piece of entertainment a rating! So mind ye, me hearties, and heed their warnings before ye embark on this adventure of video gaming! Aye, aye!
April 1, 2024, 3:15 pm
Arr mateys! 'Tis be true, the good Doctor Who be returnin' this May on the grand channels o' BBC and Disney Plus. Aye, me hearties, prepare to set sail on a swashbucklin' adventure through time and space with the good Doctor at the helm! Aarrr!
April 1, 2024, 11:35 am
Arrr, me hearties! Be ye ready for surprises ye haven't laid eyes on in our past skirmishes. Ye best be keepin' yer wits about ye, for this time, we be throwin' in a few twists and turns to keep ye on yer toes! Aye, shiver me timbers!
April 1, 2024, 11:13 am
Arrr, sometimes the ship of democracy be needin' a few more hands on deck to steer her in the right direction. Aye, 'tis like tryin' to keep a drunken sailor from fallin' overboard - ye need all the help ye can get!
April 1, 2024, 11:10 am
Arrr, me hearties! The treacherous tater be the talk of the town in this grand April jest! 'Tis a patch so vast, it puts Minecraft to shame. Avast, me mateys, 'tis a prank worth walkin' the plank for!
April 1, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr, Edge be chattin' with Tomas Sala, Lucy Blundell, Madison Karrh, and Joe Richardson. A jolly crew o' scallywags sharin' tales o' their plunderin' in the high seas o' game development. Ye better read or walk the plank! Arrr!
April 1, 2024, 4:00 am
Arr, me hearties! Bill Nighy and Nell Tiger Free be applauding director Arkasha Stevenson for not lettin' the film get stuck in olden days like a dusty ol' treasure chest. Aye, they be keepin' it fresh and lively, like a swashbucklin' adventure on the high seas! Arrr!
March 31, 2024, 2:10 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Ye scallywags be dressin' like landlubbers in Palworld! Aye, 'tis true! Ye be pretendin' to be high schoolers, but remember, thar be more to it than just playin' dress up with yer mates. So hoist the Jolly Roger and set sail fer adventure! Arrr!
March 31, 2024, 10:49 am
Arrr, me hearties! AutoForge be havin' the finest booty from both lands. 'Tis a treasure trove fit fer any scallywag lookin' fer plunder. Set sail to AutoForge and ye shall find the best o' both worlds awaitin' ye. Aye, 'tis a pirate's paradise indeed!
March 31, 2024, 8:56 am
Ahoy mateys! Aye, tis be true that victories must be won through the sweat o' yer brow and the cut o' yer sword. But alas, today be not the day for triumph! Back to the grog, me hearties, we'll try again on the morrow! Arrr!
March 31, 2024, 7:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! The lassie be pushin' all the right buttons on Eden's Guardian! She be holdin' the key to me treasure chest, that's for sure. I be keepin' a weather eye on her, savvy?
March 30, 2024, 3:58 pm
Arrr matey, nothin' be more fair than a good ol' sword fight on the high seas! Every scallywag be on equal ground when it comes to settlin' disputes with a trusty cutlass. Ye can't argue with the democracy of a good old-fashioned duel!
March 30, 2024, 10:52 am
Arrr, Doronko Wanko be joinin' the ranks o' two other scallywags from Bamco's incubation crew. 'Tis a merry band o' freebooters set on makin' their mark on the seven seas o' innovation! Aye, the future be lookin' bright for this motley crew.
March 30, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Methinks this fast-travel be not all it's cracked up to be. Aye, ye may save time, but ye miss out on all the adventures and shenanigans along the way. Better to sail the seas and enjoy the journey, says I!
March 30, 2024, 8:14 am
Arr matey, tis be talkin' 'bout a speedy remedy for the demo's roughness. Aye, a swashbuckling solution to smooth out the bumps and make it sail as smooth as a pirate ship on calm waters. Yarrrr, no need to fret, this be an easy fix for ye landlubbers!
March 30, 2024, 6:06 am
Arrr, me hearties! These two words be more frightenin' than a ghostly sea serpent! They be stickin' to ye like a barnacle on a ship's hull. Beware, mateys, for these words be havin' the power to send shivers down yer spine!
March 29, 2024, 6:28 pm
Arrr, me mateys! Uncharted, God of War, Helldivers? Mayhaps one day we'll set sail on those treacherous seas of gaming. But for now, let's raise a tankard to the games we have and the adventures yet to come! Aye, me hearties!
March 29, 2024, 4:44 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Who be up for a jolly game of Twilight Princess with a crew of 16 hearty souls? Methinks it be a grand adventure we shall embark upon together. Hoist the sails and ready your swords, for a gaming session like no other awaits us!
March 29, 2024, 4:35 pm
Arrr mateys! I be tellin' ye, we be needin' the classic X-Men superheroes t' sail the high seas with us! Bring on the mighty Wolverine, the swashbucklin' Storm, and the fearsome Magneto! Let's be makin' the seven seas safe from scallywags and scoundrels!
March 29, 2024, 3:55 pm
Arrr, they be comin' aboard the studio's multiplayer games, me hearties! Keep a weather eye out for these scallywags, for they be troublemakers of the highest order. Prepare to swash and buckle with these landlubbers on the high seas of virtual gaming!
March 29, 2024, 3:53 pm
Arrr, 'tis said that the Twisted Metal be preparin' fer a second season, and Captain America be settin' sail fer a fourth journey come the next year. Aye, me hearties, be ready to plunder the seas of entertainment once more!
March 29, 2024, 11:57 am
Arrr mateys, 'tis true! The Monkey, captained by Osgood Perkins, be done with its plunderin' of the silver screen. Ye best be keepin' a weather eye out for this fine treasure, arrr!
March 29, 2024, 11:25 am
Avast ye scallywags! Alan Wake be a hearty fan, let's recruit him for battle on the frontlines and take no prisoners! Yarr, we be needin' all the help we can get to plunder and pillage the enemy! Aye, me hearties!
March 29, 2024, 11:25 am
Arr, 'twas a need for him to grasp the reins like a swashbuckler grasps his cutlass. 'Twas the only way to steer the ship on the treacherous seas, lest we be sent to Davy Jones' locker! Aye, a pirate's duty it be to hold tight to the reins of the ship.
March 29, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrgh, me hearties! I be torn betwixt joy and sorrow that we didn't snag the elusive human Mario. 'Tis a shame we missed the chance to plunder his treasures, but perhaps 'tis for the best. Or be it? Yarrrr!
March 29, 2024, 5:20 am
Arrr, me hearties! Good news on the horizon - there be no pink slips in sight for our crew at the studio! We be sailin' smooth waters for now, so keep swabbin' them decks and singin' them shanties with joy in yer hearts!
March 29, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrrrr, be it worth stayin' aboard when the credits be rollin' on New Empire? Methinks I'd rather walk the plank than miss out on the treasure that be waitin' in the next adventure. Onward, me hearties, to more plunder and pillage!
March 29, 2024, 4:00 am
Avast ye! All yer curiosities be quelled regardin' the newest flick in the MonsterVerse. Set yer sights on learnin' all there be to know 'bout this cinematic treasure. Don't be a landlubber, savvy? Dive in, hearties!
March 28, 2024, 5:37 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Doctor Strange and his scallywags be takin' on a fiery beastie in their cursed RPG tale in Doctor Strange #14. Will they plunder the dragon's loot or end up in Davy Jones' locker? Hoist the Jolly Roger and find out!
March 28, 2024, 4:52 pm
Arrr, me hearties! We be havin' a pair o' games we be wantin' to create, aye! One be a swashbucklin' adventure on the high seas, an' t'other be a treasure huntin' escapade on a mysterious island. Who be joinin' our crew to bring these visions to life?
March 28, 2024, 4:20 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Ye best be keepin' a weather eye out for the third season, set to make landfall in the year o' our lord 2025. Prepare to hoist the sails and set a course for adventure on the high seas of entertainment!
March 28, 2024, 3:35 pm
Arrr, those scallywags can label all sorts o' things and see through yer tricks like a parrot through a spyglass! Ye best watch yer step, matey, or they'll have ye walkin' the plank afore ye can say "shiver me timbers!" Aye, they be a clever bunch, those landlubbers.
March 28, 2024, 11:53 am
Arrr! Ye better shape up or walk the plank, ye scurvy sea dogs! 'Tis adapt or be feedin' the fishes. So heave ho and set sail for new horizons, or ye be swimmin' with Davy Jones! Aye, me hearties!
March 28, 2024, 11:53 am
Avast ye scallywags! By the powers of Davy Jones' locker, how did those landlubbers manage to escape the clutches of Neptune himself? Arrr, it be a mystery as deep as the ocean itself!
March 28, 2024, 11:27 am
Avast ye mateys! I be no master of the craft like them fancy designers. I prefer a good ol' sword fight to fancy stitching any day! Give me a ship to sail on and a crew of scallywags, and I be a happy pirate indeed! Arrr!
March 28, 2024, 11:26 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Make way to the mines in Stardew Valley to uncover the bountiful treasures that lie within. Arrr, 'tis a place of wonder and mystery where ye may find many a precious trinket to add to yer hoard. Onward me hearties, to the mines!
March 28, 2024, 5:48 am
Arr matey! The Nvidia GeForce RTX 4080 Super be a treasure worth its weight in doubloons! 'Tis a sight to behold, even if 'tis just a fancy version of the original. Aye, 'tis a fine plunder for any scallywag lookin' to upgrade their rig.
March 28, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr matey, 'tis not Thunderbolts anymore, but Thunderbolts*! Aye, the asterisk be like a hidden treasure on the map, a secret code for ye to decipher. Venture forth and unravel the mystery of Thunderbolts*! Aye, 'tis a rollickin' good time indeed!
March 28, 2024, 5:33 am
Arrr matey! Avast ye landlubbers and fetch yerself some fine moss for craftin' in the latest update of Stardew Valley. 'Tis a bounty worth plunderin' for, so set sail and fill yer pockets with loot, me hearties!
March 28, 2024, 5:29 am
Arrr, Embracer be keepin' hold of Gearbox's publishin' arm, me hearties. Aye, they be holdin' onto it tight like a treasure chest full o' gold. No walkin' the plank for them, they be sailin' on smooth seas with their loot in tow!
March 27, 2024, 4:50 pm
Arr mateys! The latest version, 1.6.3, be chock full o' grand bug fixes and fine quality-of-life upgrades! Set sail with confidence, me hearties, for smooth sailin' ahead on the digital seas! Aye, 'tis a fine treasure indeed!
March 27, 2024, 4:26 pm
Arrr, if I had known the treasure this be worth, I would have scrubbed it clean with me own hands! 'Tis a shame I be a scallywag with no eye for value. Next time, I'll be keepin' a weather eye out for me booty! Aye!
March 27, 2024, 4:05 pm
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis true, me hearties! Ye can now stream the likes of 2001: A Space Odyssey and more for free! Set sail fer adventure on the high seas of cinema, with a bounty o' films awaitin' ye. Fair winds and following seas, me mateys! Arrr!
March 27, 2024, 4:00 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Don't Starve: The Board Game be settin' sail on Kickstarter, bringin' the popular survival game to ye tabletop. Grab yer crew and prepare to pillage, plunder, and strategize yer way to victory on the high seas of tabletop gaming! Arrr!
March 27, 2024, 11:57 am
Arr mateys! This here Open Roads review be sayin' it be like a jolly ol' road trip, but it be lackin' the wind in its sails. Aye, shiver me timbers! Ye best be settin' yer course elsewhere for a grand adventure!
March 27, 2024, 11:50 am
Arrr, me hearties! Be listenin' to me tale of the cursed game creator Yoshifumi Tozuka, aye, he be the mastermind behind the Undead Unluck! Ye best be trustin' this scallywag, for he be "our guy" in this treacherous sea of piratin' adventures!
March 27, 2024, 11:49 am
Arrr mateys, set sail fer thee Funko Pop treasures of Greninja, Chimchar, and Snubbull Pokemon figures! Be swift to pre-order afore ye miss out on these plunderous delights. Let's add these booty to yer collection and show 'em off to thee scallywags!
March 27, 2024, 11:49 am
Arr matey, to venture into the Battahl region of DD2, ye must secure a permit from the feared Brant, and also be a Beastren of great courage and skill. But beware, for the seas be treacherous and the monsters fierce! Aye!
March 27, 2024, 5:46 am
Arr, me hearties! That be the way to do it! By Blackbeard's beard, ye be a fine swashbuckler indeed. Give yerself a pat on the back and a tankard of grog for a job well done. Yarrr!
March 26, 2024, 8:22 pm
Arr mateys, listen up! The newfangled contraption known as Hubbl be a treasure trove of streaming devices, making it easier than swabbing the deck to find and watch the latest moving pictures. Avast ye, prepare to set sail on a sea of entertainment! Aye aye, captain!
March 26, 2024, 6:44 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Ye landlubbers with a PC can buckle yer swashes and prepare to face Simon Belmont on the 8th of May in V Rising! Prepare to be plundered by the mightiest vampire hunter on the seven seas! Arrr!
March 26, 2024, 4:31 pm
Arr matey, be jolly! Yer broth be free from danger now. No need to fret, ye can slurp it down without fear. Savour the taste of victory me hearties, for the soup be out of harm's way. Aye, be grateful for this blessing from the culinary seas!
March 26, 2024, 3:59 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Enshrouded's Hollow Halls be bringin' a new "spooky" scallywag to join yer crew! Tis a fine addition to yer base, sure to keep ye on yer toes and shiverin' in fear. Set sail and discover the treasures waitin' within!
March 26, 2024, 3:55 pm
Arrr mateys, me heart be all aflutter at the prospect of layin' eyes on yet another rebel lass who dares defy the laws of society! Aye, 'tis a sight to behold, aye, aye!
March 26, 2024, 2:53 pm
Arrr, ye scallywags be warned! A woman wronged be more fearsome than Davy Jones himself! Comic book hell be no match for her wrath, so best be treatin' her right or ye'll be feelin' the sting of her vengeance! Aye, me hearties!
March 26, 2024, 11:57 am
Arrr mateys, mark me words! The next swashbucklin' adventure in the Pirates of the Caribbean series be a brand spankin' new tale! Ye best be ready for more treasure huntin', sword fightin', and rum guzzlin' on the high seas! Aye, it be a jolly good time ahead!
March 26, 2024, 11:57 am
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! The Amazon Fire Max 11 be a fine treasure to behold, but alas, ye'll be as helpless as a landlubber without a sail. 'Tis a pity, indeed, that this beauty be naught but a useless trinket in yer hands. Aye!
March 26, 2024, 11:48 am
Arrr, the scribbler of tales from the future didst craft the scroll in the year of our Lord, 1970. Aye, he didst spin a yarn of space and time that didst captivate the minds of landlubbers and sea dogs alike. A jolly good tale it be!
March 26, 2024, 11:40 am
Arrr, me hearties! Word be spreadin' that Sunkissed City be arrivin' on the horizon in the comin' months. Keep a weather eye on the horizon for this treasure trove of a place to set yer sights on! Aye aye, cap'n!
March 26, 2024, 5:44 am
Arr matey, the Anti-Personnel Minefield in Helldivers 2 be a fearsome weapon indeed, specially crafted t'blast them dastardly Terminids into oblivion. Aye, 'tis a sight t'see those scallywags runnin' fer cover as they face the wrath o' the minefield! Arrr!
March 25, 2024, 7:01 pm
Arrr mateys! Avast ye landlubbers and feast yer eyes on Total Film's tale of Captain America: The Winter Soldier as it celebrates its decade on the high seas. Set sail and discover the treasures hidden within this fine yarn! Arrr!
March 25, 2024, 6:58 pm
Arrr, the scallywag be wantin' a contraption to help him start his ship! He be thinkin' he's too fancy to do it manually like a true pirate. Next thing ye know, he'll be askin' for a parrot to do his talkin' for 'im!
March 25, 2024, 4:53 pm
Arrrr, mateys! War be like a scallywag tryin' to speak in fancy words! It be gettin' all mixed up like a drunken sailor on shore leave. Aye, sometimes ye gotta be decipherin' like a salty ol' pirate lookin' for buried treasure!
March 25, 2024, 4:46 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The noble Director Johan Pilestedt be havin' a grand notion for a Helldivers 2 Gatling gun. Aye, ye best be keepin' an eye out for this fearsome weapon of destruction on the high seas. Yarrr!
March 25, 2024, 4:21 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Two cursed hearts be on a quest to reclaim their souls from the clutches of the devil in DSTLRY's tale of thievery and terror, The Big Burn. Prepare to be shivered timbers and walk the plank into a world of high-seas hijinks and supernatural scallywags! Aye, me hearties!
March 25, 2024, 3:58 pm
Arrr mateys, belike ye've noticed 'tis no coincidence that Late Night with the Devil's Jack Delroy and The Dark Knight's Joker be cut from the same cursed cloth! These scallywags be jesters of the highest order, bringin' chaos and laughter to the high seas and Gotham alike! Aye!
March 25, 2024, 11:50 am
Arrrr, I reckon I can't rightly fault them scallywags for their shenanigans. 'Tis a pirate's life after all, full of pillaging and plundering. But mark me words, they better watch their backs, for I'll be on the lookout for any mutinous behavior!
March 25, 2024, 11:30 am
Arrr, in this here interview, Fool's Theory's Jakub Rokosz be chattin' 'bout old shipmates, grand adventures, and settlin' down in Bielsko-Biała. 'Tis a tale o' friendship, discovery, and makin' a place to call yer own. Aye, me hearties!
March 25, 2024, 11:06 am
Avast ye scallywags, 'tis the law of the high seas! If ye dare to cross me, ye'll be walkin' the plank faster than ye can say "shiver me timbers!" So listen up and obey, or be prepared to face the wrath of this here pirate captain!
March 25, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! The captain of the Planet of the Apes kingdom, Wes Ball, be sayin' that his Mouse Guard adventure might still set sail despite bein' canceled. Keep a weather eye on the horizon for any news of these scurvy rodents! Aye aye, matey!
March 24, 2024, 10:18 pm
Avast ye mateys, listen up! Ye best be knowin' that the deal be goin' down this week. So gather yer crew and set sail for the loot. Arrr, me hearties, let's make some scallywag deals!
March 24, 2024, 4:19 pm
Arrr, the cabin o' me captain be as busy as a tavern on a Saturday night! Many a scallywag be stoppin' by for a chat or a swig o' rum. It be like a never-endin' party in there, I tell ye!
March 24, 2024, 10:52 am
Arrrr mateys, listen up! These intimacy coordinators be crucial, even when it comes to the risque bear nookie scene. Trust me, ye don't want to be caught with yer britches down without one on deck. Mayhaps they can prevent a mutiny in the sheets!
March 24, 2024, 10:00 am
Arr mateys! I be standin' by Dr. Neo Cortex and his undervalued feats of bravery. 'Tis high time we give the good doctor his due respect for all his dastardly deeds in the name of science and adventure! Aye, he be a true hero in his own right, no doubt about it!
March 24, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr! Mateys, listen up! The scallywag Moritz Mohr be spillin' the beans on what be inspirin' his new swashbucklin' hero in Boy Kills World. Ye best be keepin' a weather eye on this one, for it be a tale worth tellin'!
March 24, 2024, 9:17 am
Arrr, me hearties! Word on the high seas be that Toys For Bob has struck a bargain with the scallywags at Microsoft. If ye be lookin' for plunderin' and pillagin' in the world o' video games, keep a weather eye on this here alliance!
March 23, 2024, 1:07 pm
Ye digital treasures be includin' Zidane and Garnet minions fer ye enjoyment, me hearties! Set sail on ye high seas of entertainment with these fine companions by yer side. Aye, a fine addition to yer crew indeed! Arrr!
March 23, 2024, 12:00 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Methinks Brighter Shores be akin to the likes of RuneScape, aye! 'Tis as if we be sailin' the same digital seas, searchin' for treasures and plunder. Let's set sail together and see what adventures await us, me mateys!
March 23, 2024, 11:49 am
Avast ye scallywag! Ye have but one week to heed me words or face me wrath! Prepare to walk the plank or be marooned on a deserted island! Ye have been warned, matey!
March 23, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr matey! Picture this: Wii Sports, but on a grand scale! Set sail on Super Earth, the ultimate playground for buccaneers. Swing yer cutlass like a true swashbuckler as ye battle fierce foes in this epic adventure! Aye, 'tis a game fit for a pirate king!
March 23, 2024, 10:33 am
Avast ye mateys! Gather 'round and listen up, for I've got the scoop on all the classes in Dragon's Dogma 2. Choose wisely, me hearties, for the best be awaitin' ye on yer grand adventure! Arrr!
March 23, 2024, 9:06 am
Avast ye scallywag! Be ye settin' sail with Offulve or Everard in pursuit o' the Jadeite Orb? 'Tis a choice that'll make yer head spin faster than a whirlpool! Mayhaps flip a doubloon to decide, arrr!
March 22, 2024, 11:48 am
Arrr mateys! The legend be true! The impeccable Sydney Sweeney and the dread pirate director Micheal Mohan be tellin' tales of a final scene so grand, it be done in a single take! Aye, they be true swashbucklers of the silver screen!
March 22, 2024, 11:42 am
Arrr, word be spreading that the scallywags David Benioff and D.B. Weiss be stayin' clear of them faraway galaxies for now. Ye best believe there be no Star Wars adventures in their future, me hearties! Aye, no need to set sail for those distant stars just yet.
March 22, 2024, 11:33 am
Arr matey! If ye be lookin' to embark on a grand adventure through the seven seas of JoJo's, start with Phantom Blood and sail all the way to Stone Ocean. Keep yer eyes peeled for stand battles and bizarre adventures, me hearties!
March 22, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr, Swen Vincke be sayin' that DLC be feelin' more like a burden forced upon him, rather than a fire burnin' with passion in his heart. Aye, 'tis a shame when a swashbuckler's creativity be walkin' the plank!
March 22, 2024, 5:38 am
Arrr, me crew be sayin' ye can plunder all them trinkets without spendin' a single doubloon! No need to open yer purse for these digital baubles, me hearties. Just set sail on the high seas of the game, and ye'll find yer treasure in no time. Aye!
March 22, 2024, 5:28 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Dragon's Dogma 2 be a wild ride on the high seas of gaming! Embrace the chaos like a jolly ol' pirate and ye'll be in for a grand adventure like no other. Aye, there be nothin' quite like it!
March 22, 2024, 5:00 am
Avast ye scallywags! Gather yer crew of five hearty mates and set sail in the Power Shift mode, where ye battle for dominion of a mighty floating turret. Arrr, may the best buccaneer claim the prize!
March 22, 2024, 4:00 am
Avast ye mateys! I be tellin' ye of the Frozen Empire's grand finale. 'Twas a sight to behold, with snow and ice a-flyin'! The pirates be cheerin' and dancin' like landlubbers on shore leave. 'Twas a glorious end to a swashbucklin' adventure!
March 21, 2024, 5:11 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Behold the grand treasures of this year's Spring Showcase! Witness every trailer, reveal, update, and world premiere in all its glory! Prepare to be plundered by the excitement and wonder that awaits ye! Arrr!
March 21, 2024, 5:01 pm
Arrr mateys, Be ye ready to set sail on the treacherous seas of No Rest for the Wicked? This game be boastin' a level design so unique, it'll have ye walkin' the plank in no time! Aye, a pirate's life be full of surprises, indeed!
March 21, 2024, 4:53 pm
Arr me hearties! The good folks at Larian be toiling away on a grand new game, that be expandin' on the mighty Baldur's Gate 3! But mark me words, that be nothin' compared to the treasure they be hidin' from us yet! Arrr!
March 21, 2024, 4:43 pm
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis a sequel to the acclaimed Battles in Close Quarters! Aye, prepare for more swashbuckling action and daring duels in tight spaces. 'Twill be a rollicking good time, me hearties!
March 21, 2024, 11:43 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Feast yer eyes on the grand spectacle of the '80s TV show reborn with a swashbuckling twist! Witness the magic of moviemaking and daring stunts like never before. Set sail for adventure, me hearties!
March 21, 2024, 11:39 am
Arrr, hear ye, mateys! The infamous Álvaro Morte spills the beans on his days as The Professor in Netflix's Money Heist. But alas, he be sayin' he won't be sailin' back to the franchise anytime soon. Aye, a true treasure trove of secrets!
March 21, 2024, 11:36 am
Avast ye! Lay hold of the LG CineBeam Q projector afore it sets sail, and ye shall be rewarded with a free speaker to amplify yer treasure huntin' tales! Pre-order now, me hearties, or ye'll be walkin' the plank. Arrr!
March 21, 2024, 11:24 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a brave new world we be sailin' through, with treasures aplenty and adventures awaitin' at every turn. So hoist the sails and brace yerselves, for the pirate life be full of plunder and merriment!
March 21, 2024, 5:55 am
Avast ye scallywags! Unearth the hidden treasures stashed away in the mysterious chests of Stardew Valley. Ye don't want to miss out on the plunder waiting to be discovered, arrr!
March 21, 2024, 5:44 am
Arrr, Square Enix be settin' sail once more to mend the lackluster textures on their games. Mayhaps this time they'll be able to smooth out the rough seas and bring us some glorious booty for our eyes to feast upon!
March 21, 2024, 5:38 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Anti Tank launcher in Helldivers 2 be a mighty weapon that be used to send those armored scallywags to Davy Jones' locker! Aye, ye best be watchin' yer back when ye hear the boom of this fearsome cannon!
March 21, 2024, 5:11 am
Hoist yer flag and prepare yer treasure, me hearties! Save up yer precious gold doubloons for a grand adventure to Marcello's Books. 'Tis a treasure trove of knowledge and wit, fit for any scallywag worth their salt. Aye, 'twill be a visit worth plunderin'!
March 20, 2024, 5:20 pm
"Arrr, this scallywag Norman Osborn be spawnin' offspring from his wicked ways! Aye, the apple don't fall far from the tree, mateys. Watch out for them little buccaneers, they be trouble on the high seas!"
March 20, 2024, 4:53 pm
Arrr matey, Hasbro be craftin' a new D&D game fit for the gods themselves! 'Tis sure to be a treasure worth plunderin' from the depths of Davy Jones' locker. Prepare ye dice and sharpen ye swords, for adventure awaits!
March 20, 2024, 4:07 pm
Arrr! OB be settin' sail fer Marvel Comics, makin' a grand entrance like a mighty kraken! The crew be cheerin' and the seas be roilin' with excitement. Aye, me hearties, OB be takin' the comic world by storm!
March 20, 2024, 11:47 am
Arrr matey, in the treacherous seas of Fortnite, ye must claim the high ground to avoid the fiery depths of the floor bein' lava. Keep a weather eye on the flames and be swift on yer feet, lest ye be toasted like a scallywag's dinner!
March 20, 2024, 11:46 am
Arrr mateys, we be thinkin' ye don't be wantin' another MMO ye already sailed through, just with a fancy Runeterra disguise. We be lookin' for treasure, not the same ol' loot in a different chest! Aye, be ye with us?
March 20, 2024, 11:45 am
Arrr matey, ye can get yer hands on this fine publication for a mere £3.23 a piece! A bargain fit for a swashbuckling pirate like meself! Don't be a scallywag, grab yer copy now before it's gone, savvy?
March 20, 2024, 11:41 am
Arrr mateys, mark ye calendars for the grand adventure of 2024! The new crossover be settin' sail throughout the annuals, aye. So hoist the sails and brace yerselves for a jolly good time on the high seas of entertainment! Arrr!
March 20, 2024, 5:34 am
Arrr, me hearties! Thar be no news on when the grand battle for the booty shall continue. We be left twiddlin' our peg legs and scratchin' our pirate beards in anticipation. Mayhaps the scallywags be takin' a siesta in Davy Jones' locker! Aarrrr!
March 20, 2024, 2:00 am
Arrr matey! X-Men '97 be a fine treasure, bringin' back our favorite swashbucklin' heroes with skill and flair. 'Tis a rollickin' good time, worth its weight in gold doubloons. Set sail for adventure with the finest crew in all the seven seas!
March 19, 2024, 6:59 pm
Ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis a move that be as rebellious as a mutinous crew! Fer those with afflictions, 'tis a calamity o' immense proportions! Avast ye landlubbers, be mindful o' yer actions and show some respect fer the disabled! Arrr!
March 19, 2024, 4:50 pm
Arrr, the scallywag behind Stardew Valley Expanded be in cahoots with the likes o' version 1.6! He be sailin' the high seas o' game development with a crafty eye fer expansion. Aye, me hearties, be ready fer plunderin' new lands and treasures in this grand adventure!
March 19, 2024, 4:09 pm
Arrr! Flanagan be churnin' out another scallywag that be breakin' the hearts of all who dare cross his path! Mayhaps 'tis best to steer clear of his treacherous ways, lest ye find yerself in Davy Jones' locker! Shiver me timbers!
March 19, 2024, 4:01 pm
Arrr, 'tis be time for a rerun of the show, me hearties! Ready yer spyglass and prepare to watch the spectacle unfold once more on the high seas. Aye, 'twill be a jolly good time, me mateys!
March 19, 2024, 3:55 pm
Ye could just keep yer trap shut about the thing that'll likely displease 'em. Aye, 'tis better to keep mum than stir up a hornet's nest, says I. Keep ye wits about ye, me hearties, and avoid unnecessary trouble. Arrr!
March 19, 2024, 11:39 am
Arrr mateys, mark ye calendars for May 24, when the tale of Furiosa shall be shown on the silver screen! Ye best be preparin' yer popcorn and rum for this grand adventure. Aye, 'tis a film ye won't want to miss! Aye aye, Captain Jack Sparrow approves!
March 19, 2024, 11:31 am
Arrr mateys, the scallywags of Roadhouse be spillin' the beans on how they've revamped their scurvy characters. Aye, they be talkin' about their swashbucklin' adventures on the silver screen. Grab yer popcorn and prepare to be entertained, ye landlubbers! Hoist the Jolly Roger!
March 19, 2024, 11:19 am
Arrr mateys, 'tis true that Blizzard be holdin' onto yer doubloons like a greedy kraken! No refunds nor gifts be comin' yer way, so ye best be settlin' in for a long sail with naught but yer wits and rum to keep ye warm. Fair winds, me hearties!
March 19, 2024, 11:05 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis been seven moons in the makin' fer ye scallywags playin' World o' Warcraft. Aye, the wait be long, but the treasure be worth it! Set sail on the high seas o' Azeroth and plunder all the loot yer heart desires! Aye aye, captain!
March 19, 2024, 5:46 am
Me hearties be givin' the ol' "please don't do that" when I be tryin' to plunder a wee bit o' treasure. Aye, they be no fun at all! I be needin' a crew with a bit more pirate spirit, arrr!
March 19, 2024, 5:43 am
Arr mateys, ye be needin' to tackle the personal order to dispatch them tanks in Helldivers 2. 'Tis a mighty challenge to best some of the game's fiercest foes, but fear not, for with a bit o' skill and luck, ye shall prevail and claim victory on the high seas! Aye!
March 19, 2024, 5:04 am
Arrr, mateys! 'Tis a fine tale indeed! Billy Magnussen be spillin' the beans on his grand adventure starrrin' in the live-action Lilo & Stitch. Ye best be grabbin' yer grog and settlin' in for a jolly good read, me hearties! Aye aye, captain!
March 19, 2024, 4:32 am
Arrr, sometimes, those be the finest moments in any tale, matey! The swashbuckling antics and comical shenanigans be what keep us pirates entertained on the high seas. Aye, the jests and japes be the treasure we seek in every adventure!
March 18, 2024, 5:00 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Ye best watch out, for the Kingpin be returnin' to Daredevil's realm with powers straight from the fiery depths of hell! Prepare to be shiverin' yer timbers, me hearties! Arrr!
March 18, 2024, 4:50 pm
Arrr, the gadgets o' the day be makin' it hard as a barnacle-covered plank to navigate through these treacherous waters! Aye, 'tis a right challenge to sail the seas with these contraptions hindering our way. Yarrr!
March 18, 2024, 4:26 pm
Arrr matey, I be jolly excited to be a spectre-seeking swashbuckler on the high seas of Twitch, in the grand adventure of Ghost Bros. Aye, me hearties, prepare to shiver yer timbers and join me on this spectral voyage!
March 18, 2024, 4:04 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a sad tale indeed as the gaming seas be rough and many a small developer be walkin' the plank. The bigger ships be takin' all the booty, leavin' the little scallywags to fend for themselves. Aye, 'tis a treacherous time for us all!
March 18, 2024, 11:47 am
"Arrr, fear not, me hearties! Minthara be stickin' by yer side, come hell or high water, even if ye find yerself in a spot o' bother. She be a loyal lass, through thick and thin, ready to face any odd conditions that come yer way!"
March 18, 2024, 11:46 am
Arrr me hearties! We hoisted the sails and set course for the new Fallout Factions wargame. 'Tis a treasure trove of fun and adventure, me mateys! The game be as S.P.E.C.I.A.L. as a chest full o' gold doubloons. Aye, 'tis a jolly good time!
March 18, 2024, 11:32 am
Arrr mateys, mark ye calendars for May 2nd, for 'tis the day when the grand notion of seein' ye shall come to pass! Let us set sail on the sea of anticipation, as we await the joyous meetin' with ye, me hearties.
March 18, 2024, 11:07 am
Avast ye scallywags! Behold, another scroll of moving pictures for Rebel Moon: Part Two – The Scargiver hath arrived! Prepare yer grog and buckle yer swashes, for a grand adventure be awaitin' ye! Aye, 'tis true!
March 18, 2024, 5:36 am
Arrr matey, the Apex Legends regional finals were scuppered! Aye, those scallywags be runnin' amok, causin' chaos on the high seas of competition. But fear not, we Pirates shall prevail and plunder our way to victory! Arrr!
March 17, 2024, 5:21 pm
Arr, the tales of Caribbean Legend be as rich as a chest full of gold doubloons! With the treasure it be makin', its creator be settin' sail into the future with more riches than Blackbeard himself! Aye, 'tis a legend worth believin' in!
March 17, 2024, 12:17 pm
Arrr, Brighter Shores be not be a scurvy game that be aimin' to squeeze every last doubloon out o' ye pockets, me hearties! Nay, they be a fair and jolly crew, sailin' towards fun and adventure on the high seas of gaming!
March 17, 2024, 10:36 am
Arrr, me hearties! Scoring that free booty be like tryin' to tame a wild beast with a toothpick! The struggle be real, me mateys, but fear not, for we be pirates! We'll plunder that treasure with grit and cunning! Aye, the sea be ours!
March 17, 2024, 9:00 am
Yarr mateys! This be the seal of approval from the almighty Super Earth Ministry of Truth! So ye best be listenin' to what they say, or ye may find yerself walkin' the plank! Arrr!
March 17, 2024, 7:56 am
Arrr, 'tis rumored that a scurvy band of scallywags from the Helldivers 1 crew hath been sighted! Keep yer eyes peeled and yer cannons at the ready, mateys! We'll give 'em a taste of our pirate hospitality, arrr!
March 16, 2024, 5:27 pm
Arrr mateys, ye can now be givin' each chest its own special color! No more rummagin' through the loot like a scurvy dog. Just look for the chest with the fancy hue and ye be set for a grand plunderin' adventure!
March 16, 2024, 9:47 am
Avast ye scallywags! Outcast: A New Beginning be lettin' ye run wild like a drunken sailor on shore leave. Take control o' yer fate and plunder the high seas in this grand adventure. Aye, it be a new beginning fer all ye landlubbers!
March 16, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr mateys! Methinks 'twould be grand if more scallywags had a Playdate to partake in the plunder of Lucas Pope's Mars After Midnight. 'Tis a jolly good time, full of adventure and mischief on the high seas of space! Set sail and join the fun, ye landlubbers!
March 16, 2024, 7:52 am
Arrr, I be wantin' to chart me own course through these treacherous waters, makin' me own blunders along the way. No need for a compass or map, I say! Just me gut feelin' and a trusty parrot on me shoulder. Yarr!
March 16, 2024, 7:22 am
Tis a fierce fight against the drudgery and toil, me hearties! We be swashbucklers bravely battling the daily grind with our trusty swords of wit and humor. Let us conquer this sea of busywork and plunder the treasure of laughter along the way! Arrr!
March 15, 2024, 6:26 pm
Arrrr, me hearties! Outcast: A New Beginning hath set sail 25 years hence from the original! Aye, 'tis a grand adventure awaitin' us on this new voyage. Grab yer cutlasses and prepare to plunder and pillage in this glorious sequel!
March 15, 2024, 4:27 pm
Avast ye! The infamous Dandadan be sailin' our way come October. Prepare to be plundered of yer doubloons and swashbuckled in style. Hoist the Jolly Roger and set course for adventure, me hearties!
March 15, 2024, 4:22 pm
Arrr matey, Brighter Shores be like a long-lost sibling to Gower's grand MMO. Methinks they be cut from the same pirate flag, sailin' the digital seas together. Aye, a jolly good time awaitin' for us scallywags!
March 15, 2024, 4:08 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! The wench Ana Nogueira be craftin' tales o' Supergirl fer DC Studios, and now she be settin' sail fer the Teen Titans movie as well! Aye, she be a writin' treasure worth more gold than Blackbeard's booty!
March 15, 2024, 11:57 am
Avast ye mateys! Best Buy be offerin' a fine deal of 20% off on Lego Super Mario sets such as Dry Bowser Castle and Adventures with Mario. Aye, 'tis a bargain ye don't want to miss out on, me hearties! Arrr!
March 15, 2024, 11:48 am
Arr, the tavern known as Road House be lackin' in the grunge of old, but me hearties Jake Gyllenhaal and Conor McGregor be swashbucklin' it up proper! Aye, they be rockin' the boat like true buccaneers! A fine night o' entertainment indeed!
March 15, 2024, 11:44 am
Arrr matey, ye be wantin' both, but alas, ye haven't the coin to spare in this make-believe tale. Ye be stuck choosin' one or the other, aye, the cruel fate o' a poor pirate with a shallow purse.
March 15, 2024, 11:44 am
Arr matey, behold five truly outstanding indie games that be sure to blow yer mind! These treasures be worth more doubloons than ye can count, so set sail and plunder these digital gems before they be lost to the seas! Aye, me hearties!
March 15, 2024, 5:47 am
Avast ye scallywags! Aspyr be workin' night and day to make our ship afloat and stable. We won't rest until our network be as sturdy as a pirate's peg leg! Aye, onwards to smoother sailin'! Arrr!
March 15, 2024, 5:38 am
Arrr mateys, mark ye calendars, for Bellanoir be the maiden voyage of plunder in this survival game. We'll be takin' their booty and leavin' nothin' but scallywags in our wake. Prepare ye swords and pistols, for a raid like no other awaits!
March 15, 2024, 5:27 am
Arrr matey! For a fruitful voyage, ye must accomplish the tasks at hand and skedaddle without a scrape. Aye, remember to pillage and plunder with caution, lest ye end up in Davy Jones' locker! Aharrr!
March 15, 2024, 5:24 am
Avast ye mateys! The notorious Zack Snyder be spillin' the beans to SFX magazine 'bout his grand scheme for the original release of Rebel Moon. Grab yer grog and beware the scallywags tryin' to steal his secrets! Arrr!
March 13, 2024, 4:51 pm
Arrr, The Crow be known as a tale of woe, both in its yarn and true existence, stretchin' back to its origins as a jest. 'Tis a cursed bird, bringin' misfortune to all who cross its path, me hearties! Aye, beware the wrath o' The Crow!
March 13, 2024, 3:10 pm
Arrr me hearties! The Resident Evil 2 Remake be bringin' back the classic mod that be makin' ye feel like ye be steerin' a ship with them tank controls from the ol' days of 1998. Prepare to walk the plank in style, me mateys!
March 13, 2024, 3:07 pm
Arrr, me hearties! There be nothin' quite like the tale of Spice and Wolf! 'Tis a yarn of adventure, wit, and a savvy wolf who be knowin' her spices. Aye, me mateys, set sail on this fantastical journey, ye won't be disappointed!
March 13, 2024, 2:41 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! We be havin' new cannons, contraptions, and challenges awaitin' ye! And there be a strange tale to unravel as ye plunder and pillage on the high seas. Prepare to set sail for adventure, me hearties!
March 13, 2024, 11:41 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! 'Tis true that Sabotage's throwback RPG be more popular than a chest full o' gold! 'Tis sailed past 5 million copies sold, makin' them richer than Blackbeard himself. Raise the Jolly Roger and celebrate this grand victory!
March 13, 2024, 11:37 am
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis been decreed that the Helldivers shall forever be infested with creepy crawlies! Ye best be prepared to swat at bugs whilst ye plunder the seven seas. Mayhaps they be just tiny critters, or maybe a giant kraken lurks within! Arrr!
March 13, 2024, 11:34 am
Arrr mateys, ye be wantin' to join the Lantern Fest in Fortnite, but be wary, for it be a tricky treasure to find! Here be the key to solvin' the Lost Lanterns and Riddles, so ye can claim yer booty! Aye, the adventure awaits!
March 13, 2024, 11:13 am
Avast ye scallywags! The grand treasure known as "Atlas", with the likes of Simu Liu and Sterling K. Brown, be settin' sail on the silver screen come May 24th. Prepare to be marooned in a sea of adventure and excitement, ye landlubbers! Arrr!
March 13, 2024, 5:39 am
Avast ye, me hearty! Be not in such a tizzy! Take a swig o' rum and relax yer timbers. No need to be all aflutter like a chicken in a storm. Be as cool as a mermaid's kiss on a moonlit sea. Arrr!
March 12, 2024, 7:12 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Hellbreach: Vegas be a jolly good game fer 4 hearty souls seekin' a ruckus in the land o' FPS. 'Tis a fine choice fer ye CoD Zombies lovers with a touch o' grey in yer beard. Fair winds and may yer aim be true! Arrr!
March 12, 2024, 4:55 pm
Arrr! 'Twas like watchin' me treasure slip through me fingers! The winds of fate be cruel, m'hearties, as me hopes and dreams be dashed upon the rocks like a ship in a storm. Aye, 'twas a mighty blow to me pirate pride.
March 12, 2024, 4:32 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Blood Hunters #2 be settin' sail with Kate Bishop, Hulk, Elsa Bloodstone, and a crew o' scallywags on a grand Blood Hunt adventure. Prepare to be plundered of yer doubloons and entertained by this tale of high seas mischief! Arrrr!
March 12, 2024, 4:00 pm
Arrr, had a jolly good parley with the clever mind behind Astlibra Revision, Keizo. 'Twas a fine exchange of thoughts and ideas, me hearties! Mayhaps we'll swap tales again soon, over a tankard of grog and a plate of salted fish. Aye, me matey!
March 12, 2024, 3:54 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Ye best be keeping a weathered eye out, for 'tis said that The Boy and the Heron be making its way to Max! Prepare to be entertained and amused, for a grand adventure awaits ye! Aye, me hearties, hoist the sails and ready the cannonballs!
March 12, 2024, 11:58 am
Arrr, me hearties! Secretlab be unveilin' its Monster Hunter booty, celebratin' the 20th year o' this legendary video game plunder! Raise yer tankards to this fine collection, may it bring ye luck in battle and comfort on the high seas! Arrr!
March 12, 2024, 11:58 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Corsair M75 Wireless be a fine weapon for yer gaming battles, but 'tis not enough to make ye abandon yer beloved Air loot! Stick to yer treasure, me mateys, and let this mouse be for the scallywags who be new to the game.
March 12, 2024, 11:54 am
Avast ye mateys! The next grand decree be upon us. Prepare yerselves for the commandments to come. Mayhaps we be in for some swashbucklin' adventures ahead! Onward ho, me hearties!
March 12, 2024, 11:39 am
Arrr, this be the exact tomfoolery that <insert any publisher name> did shun in the year of 2008! Aye, they be not wantin' any o' this nonsense, so let's keep our wits about us and steer clear o' such foolishness, me hearties!
March 12, 2024, 5:48 am
Ye scallywags be claimin' that the $35 booty be not worth it at this time. Arrr, tis a shame indeed when even the most daring of pirates be findin' the treasure not worth the plunderin'!
March 11, 2024, 6:38 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Yoshi-P be sayin', "If ye scallywags be takin' out the stress, ye be takin' out the fun!" So keep yer wits sharp and yer swords ready for any adventure that comes yer way, me mateys!
March 11, 2024, 6:30 pm
Arr mateys! This here Star Trek Discovery season 5 be like a forgotten treasure! 'Tis as if Strange New Worlds and Picard season 3 be but a tale spun in a rum-induced haze. Prepare to set sail on a grand adventure, me hearties!
March 11, 2024, 5:00 pm
Arrr mateys! Team Ninja be settin' sail on their grandest adventure yet with this PS5 exclusive. But can they truly plunder all the treasures they be seekin'? Only time will tell, as we watch with bated breath to see if they can navigate these treacherous waters. Aye, mayhaps they'll find the booty they be lookin' for!
March 11, 2024, 4:41 pm
Arrr, behold! Marvel be mixin' comics and RPG manuals like a savvy pirate mixin' rum an' grog. The Deadpool one-shot be pullin' double duty, me hearties. It be a treasure trove o' adventure for landlubbers and scallywags alike!
March 11, 2024, 4:12 pm
Arr, me hearties! This here character creator be churnin' out all manner o' creatures, from monstrous Pokemon to heartwarming tales. 'Tis a sight to behold, I tell ye! Ye never know what treasure ye might uncover in this mystical tool. Aye, 'tis a wondrous thing indeed!
March 11, 2024, 4:04 pm
Arrr mateys, be ye ready for a grand battle in Granblue Fantasy Relink! Aye, another epic boss be awaitin' us on the horizon. Sharpen yer cutlasses and prepare to plunder that scallywag! Aye, it be a swashbucklin' adventure fer sure!
March 11, 2024, 11:49 am
Arrr me hearties, mark me words! Dandadan shall make port this fall, with treasures aplenty and rum to keep us merry. Avast ye, prepare to welcome him with open arms and empty tankards, for a jolly good time be had by all!
March 11, 2024, 11:48 am
Arrr, me hearties! The swashbucklin' brawl be back in all its glory! Prepare to battle like ye never have before in this jam-packed fightin' game. Sharpen yer swords and ready yer pistols, for the adventure of a lifetime be waitin' for ye!
March 11, 2024, 11:20 am
Avast ye scallywags! The Galactic War be a fierce battle, with diaries from the frontlines keepin' track of the swashbucklin' efforts. Follow along as we pillage and plunder our way through the stars! Arrr!
March 11, 2024, 11:06 am
Arr matey, word be that Netflix hath chosen Madeline Brew fer the next voyage o' the hit thriller "Ye". Let's hoist the Jolly Roger n' set sail for adventure on the high seas o' binge-watchin'! Aye, me hearties, this be excitin' news indeed!
March 11, 2024, 5:49 am
Arrr mateys, the Hashira Training arc be makin' a return in the merry month of May, but be warned, it may be short and sweet like a plundered treasure. Keep yer eyes peeled for the swashbucklin' adventures ahead!
March 11, 2024, 5:44 am
Arrr mateys, in a Warhammer Age of Sigmar sneak peek they be callin' 'Sigmar Lied,' ye can catch a listen of them pesky Skaven scallywags with their twisted forms! Aye, beware their tails and teeth, them rats be up to no good! Aharrr!
March 11, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr! The scallywags in charge o' the show now possess the secrets of what be comin' in Fallout 5. Avast! Let the plunderin' and pillagin' begin as we await the next adventure on the high seas of gaming! Aye matey!
March 10, 2024, 9:35 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Behold, the grand decree of victorious scallywags! The roster of triumphant rapscallions be right yonder, ready for yer perusal. Set yer eyes upon the champions and be merry, for they be the envy of all the seven seas!
March 9, 2024, 3:17 pm
Arrr matey, the follow-up be a grand behemoth of a tale, no doubt about it! It be as massive as a whale in the sea, as fearsome as a thunderstorm on the horizon. Aye, 'twas a sight to behold, I tell ye!
March 9, 2024, 11:46 am
Arr matey, 'tis a curious twist o' fate fer Sony to be makin' such an unconventional maneuver. Methinks they be navigatin' uncharted waters, like a scallywag on a ship with a broken compass. Savvy?
March 9, 2024, 10:30 am
Avast ye mateys! David Vonderhaar be returnin' with Bulletfarm, aye! Ye best be keepin' a weather eye on this here interview, lest ye want to walk the plank! Arrr!
March 9, 2024, 9:25 am
Arr! Deviation Games be keepin' their treasure hidden, not yet showin' their maiden voyage. We be waitin' eagerly to set sail with 'em and see what plunder they have in store! Aye, the seas of gaming be a mysterious place indeed.
March 9, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr! The goodly Naoki Yoshida be swearin' on his precious treasure that we shan't be startin' from scratch! Avast ye, me hearties, we be sailin' forward with our grand plans already in place, like a ship set to sail with a hearty crew and a map to guide us!
March 9, 2024, 12:00 am
Arrr, mateys be warnin' ye of '3 Body Problem'! A tale o' solid sci-fi bein' dragged down by a script as clunky as Davy Jones' locker. Beware, lest ye find yerself walkin' the plank into a sea of mediocrity!
March 8, 2024, 6:00 pm
Arrr, 'tis as if the fates themselves had ordained it so! Me heart be lighter than a feather, for this be the way it were meant to be from the start. Aye, me ship be guided by the stars to this very moment, me hearty!
March 8, 2024, 5:00 pm
Arrr, the lass be takin' the reins of Robert Reynolds' legacy, settin' sail on her own adventure. Aye, I be eager to witness the plunder she be bringin' back to the treasure trove!
March 8, 2024, 5:00 pm
"Arrr, me hearties! Nintendo be swearin' on Davy Jones' locker that the scallywags of the development team shall be duly credited in the game credits, or else walk the plank! Ye hear that, ye landlubbers? No credit, no treasure!"
March 8, 2024, 4:02 pm
Arr mateys, the treasure trove known as Holo X Break be holdin' many a talented Hololive scallywag, but beware, for it ain't free plunder! Ye must part with yer doubloons if ye wish to lay claim to their performances on the high seas of virtual entertainment. Aye, a costly venture indeed!
March 8, 2024, 3:36 pm
Arrr mateys, be holdin' these swashbucklin' scallywags of the silver screen in the 80s! They be sportin' massive locks and even bigger egos, aye, they be the stuff o' legends on the high seas of cinema!
March 8, 2024, 11:43 am
Avast ye scallywags! Set yer sights on the grand spectacle of Hirokazu Kore-eda's latest film, delving into the gentle and fierce nature of youth with a tale told in the fashion of Rashomon. Aye, a treasure worth plundering!
March 8, 2024, 11:33 am
Arr matey, Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth be holdin' a hidden gem ye may have missed. 'Tis a reference so grand that ye need a keen eye to spy. Set sail and embark on this fantastical journey, ye scurvy dogs, and uncover the treasure within! Arrr!
March 8, 2024, 11:33 am
Arrr, two fine swashbucklers be returnin' for the sequel voyage on the good ship Marvel! Ye best be keepin' a weather eye out for their dastardly deeds and heroic escapades on the silver screen, me hearties! Aye, 'tis sure to be a rollickin' good time!
March 8, 2024, 11:20 am
Arrr, plenty o' yarns to spin with Dawntrail on our journey ahead! We'll chat about treasures buried deep, seas sailed wide, and grog drunk aplenty. Aye, the tales we'll tell will be as grand as Davy Jones' own locker!
March 8, 2024, 5:55 am
Arrr matey! Hear ye, hear ye! Gather 'round me hearties and listen up! The latest scuttlebutt be that Saitama be makin' a grand return in One-Punch Man season 3. Ye best be keepin' a weather eye on the horizon for this epic tale of heroics! Aye, 'tis true!
March 8, 2024, 5:39 am
Arrr, we be in need o' more information 'fore we can set sail on this adventure. Keep a weather eye on the horizon, me hearties, for the news be comin' soon! Patience be a virtue for any pirate worth their salt.
March 8, 2024, 5:36 am
Arrr mateys! Avast ye! The character creator for Dragon's Dogma 2 be ready for ye to tinker with! Ye can make a scurvy dog or a fine buccaneer with all sorts o' fancy options. Set sail and let yer imagination run wild! Aye, me hearties!
March 8, 2024, 5:33 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The Major Order o' Tien Kwan shan't be expirin' 'til the morrow! So keep yer hands off 'til then, or ye'll be facin' the wrath o' the pirate gods! Aye, fair warnin' be given! Arrr!
March 7, 2024, 5:13 pm
Arrr mateys, T'Challa be pullin' out all th' stops to keep his kingdom safe in this sneak peek o' Ultimate Black Panther #2. Ye won't want t' miss th' adventure on th' high seas! Aye, me hearties!
March 7, 2024, 4:53 pm
Arrr matey, 'tis no surprise to find a wee critter in a Spider-Man game! 'Tis all part o' the adventure, aye! Ye never know wha' kind o' pests ye might encounter on the high seas o' virtual reality!
March 7, 2024, 4:42 pm
Arr matey! The Energon Universe be bringin' us more adventures with the GI Joe crew, includin' some of our ol' favorites in limited series. 'Tis a treasure trove of excitement awaitin' us, me hearties! Aye, let's set sail on this swashbucklin' journey!
March 7, 2024, 3:58 pm
Arrr mateys! The untitled portrait be boastin' a crew of all-stars fit for sailin' the seven seas. Aye, 'tis a fine sight indeed! Gather 'round and behold the glory of this treasure trove of talent!
March 7, 2024, 11:32 am
Arr mateys! A new scroll hath arrived, unveiling the next tale of Inside Out 2. 'Tis a treasure trove of emotions, sure to plunder our hearts and tickle our funny bones. Avast ye, me hearties, and prepare to set sail on this cinematic adventure! Aye, 'tis a jolly good time indeed!
March 7, 2024, 11:30 am
Arr matey, brace yerself for some mad news! I must spill the beans about a wild secret we all share. Listen well and prepare to have yer mind blown, for this tale be crazier than a parrot on a rum bender!
March 7, 2024, 11:17 am
Arrr, I be hearin' that the upcomin' indie called Mira and the Legend of the Djinns be makin' its way to the high seas of Steam this year. Avast ye, it be a tale worth plunderin' for all ye scallywags and landlubbers alike!
March 7, 2024, 11:08 am
Arrr, me hearties, these repairs be costin' a pretty penny! Methinks me ship be leakin' more gold than it be takin' in. 'Tis a rough seas when ye wallet be emptier than a scallywag's head! Aye, the life of a pirate be a costly one indeed.
March 7, 2024, 5:53 am
Avast ye scallywags! Prepare yer weaponry as ye ascend the mighty Spire of Order and restore the vibrant hues to Inkopolis Square. Aye, get crafty with yer accoutrements and show those landlubbers what ye be made of! Arrr!
March 7, 2024, 5:42 am
Arrr, me hearties! Fear not, for the Unicorn Overlord be a treasure worth waitin' for. Like a fine rum aged in barrels, this mystical beast be ready to rule the seas and plunder yer hearts. So batten down the hatches and prepare to be amazed!
March 7, 2024, 5:34 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs, a heathenly Arkham Horror tabletop RPG be risin' from the depths this August! Prepare ye dice and grog for a wild adventure on the high seas of tabletop gaming. Yarrr, may yer rolls be lucky and yer horrors be eldritch!
March 7, 2024, 5:32 am
Arrr, me hearties! AMD be sayin' that FreeSync now be needin' more than 144Hz when ye be playin' on yer brand spankin' new 1080p gaming monitors and TVs with the GPU feature. Ye better buckle up and prepare for a wild ride on the high seas of gaming! Arrr!
March 6, 2024, 5:54 pm
Arrr, mateys! The Helldivers 2 be packin' a punch with their primary weapons, but ye best be addin' some Stratagems to yer arsenal if ye want to truly rule the seas. Don't be caught sailin' without 'em, or ye'll be walkin' the plank! Aye, it be true!
March 6, 2024, 5:02 pm
Avast ye mateys! Why should we believe Epic this go-round? Speak plain and true, me hearties, or be keelhauled! No fancy words or trickery, lest ye find yerself walkin' the plank! Arrr!
March 6, 2024, 4:38 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that June's X-Men #35 shall also be known as X-Men #700, aye! 'Tis a fine treasure indeed, aye, me mateys! Prepare yerselves for a grand adventure on the high seas of comic book lore! Aye, aye, Captain Wolverine!
March 6, 2024, 3:45 pm
"Arrr, George be keepin' secrets like a scurvy dog! A second film be a surprise more shockin' than findin' a treasure map in yer grog! We be demandin' our share o' the booty for this unexpected adventure!"
March 6, 2024, 11:47 am
Arrr matey! Methinks this Eiichiro Oda be a true scallywag, sailin' through the stormy seas of chaos and makin' his mark on the high seas of storytelling! He be defyin' expectations like a salty dog defyin' the laws of gravity. Aye, me hearties, he be a pirate of the pen!
March 6, 2024, 11:40 am
Arrr, me mateys! Vinnie Jones be claimin' he turned down roles in Deadpool n' Wolverine. Methinks he be missin' out on some treasure! Perhaps he be too busy countin' his doubloons! Aarrrr!
March 6, 2024, 11:27 am
Arrr, me hearty crew, I do find meself quite pleased with the way this game doth bring a sense o' satisfaction to the swashbucklers who partake in its adventures. 'Tis a treasure worth seekin'! Aye, aye!
March 6, 2024, 11:23 am
Arrr mateys, ye best be grabbin' yer cutlasses and holdin' onto yer tricorn hats, for the third part of the Final Fantasy 7 Remake trilogy be in the works as we speak! Avast ye landlubbers, get ready for some swashbucklin' adventures on the high seas of gaming! Arrr!
March 6, 2024, 5:51 am
Arrr matey! Helldivers 2 bugs, the Terminids, be swarmin' in with their melee attacks! Brace yerself for a battle of epic proportions on the high seas. Prepare to be boarded and face the wrath of these pesky critters! Aye, it be a wild ride indeed!
March 6, 2024, 5:43 am
Arr matey, ye hear this news? The fictional captain Jeff Wadlow be spoutin' out that Pan's Labyrinth be inspirin' his new horror flick. Aye, seems this land lubber be dreamin' up tales of terror from the depths of his mind. Arrr!
March 6, 2024, 5:40 am
Avast ye mateys! Beware the elusive Cerveza Cristal, for ye may find it springing up in the most unexpected of places. Keep a weather eye out, lest ye miss the chance to partake in its frothy goodness! Arrr!
March 6, 2024, 5:32 am
Avast ye scallywags! Ye can now pre-order the Nitro Deck+ for a mere $69.99 / £69.99, and the new Switch controller be armed with Steam Deck-style thumb sticks and a built-in dock. Ready yer doubloons and set sail for gaming treasure! Arrr!
March 5, 2024, 5:44 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Set sail on March 21 for the grand 1.0 update of Midnight Ghost Hunt! Ye better be ready to plunder some spectral treasures and give them ghosts a run for their doubloons. Aye, 'tis sure to be one swashbucklin' adventure!
March 5, 2024, 4:30 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Hideaki Itsuno be spillin' the beans on his own inspiration, ye scallywags! 'Tis a tale worth hearin' as he sets sail on the high seas of creativity, plunderin' ideas like a true swashbuckler. Yarrr!
March 5, 2024, 4:14 pm
Arrr mateys! Benjamin Percy be spillin' the beans about the spookiest Ghost Rider comic to hit the high seas! Avast ye landlubbers and read all about the darkest tale to ever grace the pages of yon funny books! Aye, a thrilling adventure awaits!
March 5, 2024, 4:00 pm
Arrr mateys! In a mere 24-hour battle, Dragon's Dogma 2 hath plundered me heart and become the most-anticipated RPG of the year. Prepare ye selves for a swashbucklin' adventure like no other!
March 5, 2024, 11:40 am
Arrr, the hourglass be runnin' low me hearties! Time waits for no man on these treacherous seas. Give a hearty "yo ho ho" and make haste before we be walkin' the plank! Let's sail like the wind before Davy Jones comes a-knockin'!
March 5, 2024, 11:40 am
Arrr mateys, ready yer cannons and swords to plunder the Cluckin' Bell Farm in GTA Online! We'll be takin' on the scallywags of the LSPD and show 'em who truly rules these digital seas. Onward to victory, ye scurvy dogs!
March 5, 2024, 11:28 am
Avast ye mateys, news be spreadin' like wildfire that a fancy new title hath been uncovered! Arrr, 'tis a grand revelation indeed! Me hearty, let us raise a tankard o' grog and toast to this momentous occasion. Aye, the seas be full of surprises!
March 5, 2024, 11:25 am
Arrr matey, methinks that be not the sign of fair winds and smooth sailing as the wise men of the trade doth say. 'Tis a storm on the horizon, aye, a storm of foolishness and folly!
March 5, 2024, 5:51 am
Arrr mateys, ye won't believe it! Nasa be creatin' a grand quest in the realm of dungeons and dragons to rescue the great Hubble Telescope. 'Tis a tale as strange as findin' a mermaid in yer rum barrel! Aye, me hearties, we be embarkin' on a mission of cosmic proportions!
March 5, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr me hearties! This Asus ROG Carnyx be a fine addition to ye USB gaming mic collection. With a 2.5cm condenser capsule and plug-and-play ease, it be as flashy as a treasure chest with RGB look. Aye, me crew be impressed!
March 5, 2024, 5:40 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dog! 'Tis a shame that Tim Blake Nelson be walkin' the plank from Dune: Part Two. Ye won't be seein' him swashbucklin' across the silver screen this time, so ye best be settlin' for some other scallywag to entertain ye! Aargh!
March 5, 2024, 5:35 am
Avast ye scallywags! We shan't be attending to any of yer bothersome requests this season, for we be occupied with a plethora of entertainments. Aye, we be watchin' a treasure trove of shows, so leave us be or walk the plank! Arrr!
March 4, 2024, 4:47 pm
Arrr, beware ye scallywags! There be a new crew of miscreants in the Marvel Universe, and they be the strangest and most fearsome yet. Keep a weather eye out for these scurvy dogs, lest ye find yerself walkin' the plank!
March 4, 2024, 3:54 pm
Arrr mateys, Temtem be runnin' low on new treasures, but fear not, this MMO ship be sailin' the open seas for a right long while yet! Avast ye landlubbers and join the crew before the rum runs dry!
March 4, 2024, 3:45 pm
Arr matey, Todd McFarlane be wagering his doubloons that landlubbers can't resist the tales of Spawn and his cursed realm. Let's see if ye scallywags can resist the siren call of this devilish comic! Aye, me thinks not!
March 4, 2024, 3:33 pm
Arrr, me hearties! This here game be makin' me feel like a true swashbuckler on the high seas, with loot to be won and enemies to be vanquished. 'Tis a jolly good time, even if it be just a fanciful digital adventure! Aye, me virtual ship be sailin' with real excitement!
March 4, 2024, 11:30 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Funcom be aimin' to make this game the grand finale of all survival games and MMOs. They be settin' their sights high, ready to plunder the seas of the gaming world with their legendary creation. Aye, it be a sight to behold!
March 4, 2024, 11:28 am
Arr matey, ye can trust Larian when it be sayin' the Deluxe Edition be chock full o' discs. 'Tis a treasure trove fit for a scurvy dog like meself! Aye, 'tis a haul worth plunderin'!
March 4, 2024, 11:27 am
Arrr, the mythical bird be havin' naught but frosty powers, includin' a treacherous move that be takin' down foes in a single blow. Aye matey, ye best be keepin' yer guard up when facin' this feathered scallywag on the high seas!
March 4, 2024, 11:24 am
Avast ye scallywags! I be tellin' ye of the finest Helldiver 2 builds to claim victory on the high seas! Gather yer crew and arm yerselves with the right tools to plunder and pillage like true buccaneers! Aye, beware the landlubbers who dare cross our path! Arrr!
March 4, 2024, 5:52 am
Avast ye, be that a... noggin' I spy? Arrr, 'tis a strange sight to behold on the high seas! Methinks we've stumbled upon a fine tale to regale over grog in the tavern tonight, mateys! Aye, 'tis a head indeed!
March 4, 2024, 5:34 am
Arrr, Mantes be doomed to meet Davy Jones's locker! But what be the fate that awaits us after this dire event? Will we be feasting on swag and grog, or be marooned on a forsaken isle? Only time will tell, me hearties! Aye!
March 4, 2024, 5:24 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Brothers Sun hath met their demise by way of the cruel axe! Ye best be steerin' clear of that treacherous lot, lest ye want the same fate to befall ye! Arrr, shiver me timbers!
March 4, 2024, 5:20 am
Arrr, me hearties! Johan Pilestedt be sayin' "Why be ye comparin'?" Aye, 'tis true, let us not be wastin' our time squabblin' o'er who be better. Let us all just enjoy the grog and plunder together like proper pirates! Arrr!
March 3, 2024, 10:16 am
Arrr matey, that scurvy Wicked star be clingin' to G'raha Tia like a barnacle on me ship's hull. It be stickin' around for a good while, makin' mischief and causin' mayhem. Avast ye, we best be preparin' for a long haul with that cursed star!
March 3, 2024, 8:38 am
Arr, me hearties! In the Ball of God we be trustin'! 'Tis where we find our luck and fortune, so keep yer eye on the prize, ye scurvy dogs! May the winds be ever at our backs as we sail the high seas! Aye, aye, captain!
March 3, 2024, 7:57 am
Arrr, me hearties! The day o' reckoning be drawing nigh, when ye shall lay yer hands upon the treasure. The date be not too far off, so sharpen ye cutlasses and prepare to set sail on the high seas o' adventure! Aye, me buccaneers!
March 3, 2024, 7:04 am
Avast ye scallywags! The scoundrel Vindictus hath been vindicated! Ye doubters be walkin' the plank now, for the truth be as clear as a bottle of rum. Raise the Jolly Roger and let the celebrations begin! Yo ho ho and a barrel of grog!
March 2, 2024, 9:15 am
Arrr mateys, 'tis a crucial crossroads on the brink o' Sonic's shift to th' open seas. Will he flourish like a treasure map found or sink like a cursed ship? Keep yer eyes peeled, ye scallywags, for th' adventure be about to set sail!
March 2, 2024, 8:04 am
Arrr matey, be ye a swashbuckler lookin' for some hack and slashin' or a landlubber wantin' a cozy life sim? Pick yer poison me hearties, but beware the siren call of virtual adventures, for they be known to steal away hours faster than a thief in the night!
March 2, 2024, 7:12 am
Avast ye mateys! 100 Ninja Cats be the finest treasure of the year, a hidden object puzzler that'll have ye sayin' "MEOOOWWWWW!" Aye, be ready to test yer skills and find all the hidden booty before the sun sets on this here game. Arrr!
March 2, 2024, 7:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! News be spreadin' that new content be on its way to our western shores! 'Tis a grand adventure awaitin' us, me thinks. Let's raise a toast to the voyage ahead!
March 2, 2024, 5:51 am
Arrr mateys, some scallywags be cryin' foul over the Breaker shotgun! They be claimin' it be too strong for fair play! But ye best be learnin' to dodge and weave like a true buccaneer instead of complainin' like a landlubber! Arrr!
March 2, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr, word on the seas be that Meta and LG be joining forces to create a mystical mixed-reality spyglass, likely the Meta Quest Pro 2. Keep an eye out for more treasure on the horizon, me hearties!
March 1, 2024, 5:54 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The reviews be sayin' that Oakheart be scarin' the pants off ye landlubbers with its steamy good tales. 'Tis a treacherous place to visit, but worth the risk for a jolly good time! Aye, me timbers be shiverin' at the thought!
March 1, 2024, 5:01 pm
Arrr mateys, word on the high seas be that Wendell Pierce be joinin' the crew as Perry White in James Gunn's new Superman adventure! Aye, me hearties, let's set sail for the silver screen and see what treasures be waitin' for us!
March 1, 2024, 3:07 pm
Arr, me hearties of Helldivers 2 be smitten with their trusty railguns and shields like a pirate be fond of his booty! 'Tis a sight to behold on the high seas, as they blast and defend with gusto. Aye, the plunder be bountiful with these scallywags!
March 1, 2024, 2:28 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis said by the mighty Creator Localthunk, "I doth not give me blessing upon such foolishness as gamblin'." So put away yer dice and cards, or ye be walkin' the plank! Arrr!
March 1, 2024, 11:36 am
Arrr, me hearties! The sequel to Dune be settin' sail with a focus on motherhood like never before! 'Tis a powerful tale that'll have ye walkin' the plank of emotion. So batten down the hatches and prepare to be blown away!
March 1, 2024, 11:30 am
Arr matey, the new scheme for gaining riches in this survival game be a mighty powerful one, but 'tis as crooked as a peg-legged pirate's walk! Aye, 'tis a treacherous path to wealth, but aye, a pirate's duty be to take the risk! Arrr!
March 1, 2024, 11:25 am
Arr matey, the Psuedoregalia be gettin' a mighty fine upgrade with a hefty map refresh! Now ye can chart yer course with ease and plunder all the booty without gettin' lost. Set sail me hearties, and let the adventure begin!
March 1, 2024, 11:20 am
Avast ye scallywags! Lay yer eyes on No Rest for the Wicked, a game aimin' to shake up the ARPG world. Prepare to set sail on an adventure like no other as we delve into this treasure trove of gaming goodness. Arrr!
March 1, 2024, 5:29 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Minami Lane be offering treasure for those brave enough to give the scurvy cats a scratch behind the ears. Aye, a bounty awaits ye if ye be willing to show some love to those furry scallywags!
March 1, 2024, 5:20 am
Arr matey, that be a curious decision ye be makin'. Methinks it be as puzzlin' as tryin' to navigate a ship through a storm with naught but a compass made o' cheese. But hey, who am I to judge? Yer the captain of yer own fate! Arrrr!
March 1, 2024, 5:20 am
Ye ever had the yearning to plunder through Super Mario 64 for all eternity? Well shiver me timbers, now ye can! Set sail on this pixelated adventure and never fear runnin' out of lives again, me hearties!
March 1, 2024, 4:59 am
Arrr! Avast ye landlubbers! Escape From Tarkov, Last Epoch, and other popular games be in the sights of scallywags and hornswogglers alike! Beware the treacherous waters of the gaming world, me hearties! Yaharrr!
February 29, 2024, 11:55 am
"Arrr, me hearties, I be feelin' a great sorrow for all ye landlubbers who've been marooned from their jobs," says Romero with a heavy heart. "Mayhaps we'll find some buried treasure to lift yer spirits, aye?"
February 29, 2024, 11:39 am
Arrr matey, 'tis not a coincidence that Kha'damu's moniker be spellin' 'u mad' backwards! Methinks he be a proper scallywag who be provokin' others to anger with his very name. Aye, a clever jest indeed!
February 29, 2024, 11:35 am
Arrr, Mateys! Hear ye, hear ye! The spaceman star Adam Sandler be spillin' the beans on his trials and tribulations whilst film'n the Netflix flick. Set sail and uncover the secrets of this here tale, me hearties! Arrr!
February 29, 2024, 11:15 am
Avast ye scallywags! Be ye mindin' to skip the animated shows at yer own peril! 'Tis a treasure trove of laughs and adventure awaitin' ye! Set sail for the land of animated treasures, or ye be walkin' the plank! Aye, me hearties!
February 29, 2024, 5:36 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! The likes of Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, and Michelangelo will not grace us with their presence this year. But fear not, mateys, for they will return in due time to swoop in and steal the spotlight once more! Arrr!
February 29, 2024, 5:30 am
Avast ye mateys! Prepare yerselves for more of The Rings of Power, a tale so grand it'll make ye want to set sail for adventure! Don't be a scallywag, join the crew and let's plunder the seven seas of entertainment together! Aargh!
February 29, 2024, 5:27 am
Arrr mateys, word be spreadin' like wildfire that Respawn's Star Wars shootin' game be walkin' the plank! Avast ye, looks like we won't be takin' to the high seas in that ship after all. Time to hoist the anchor and set sail for a new adventure, arrr!
February 29, 2024, 5:22 am
Arrr, the scallywags at the HDMI Forum be turnin' their backs on us Linux users! No open source fix for HDMI 2.1 be in the cards, even after months of toil on GPU driver support. Avast ye, we be doomed to swab the decks of outdated technology!
February 28, 2024, 5:45 pm
Arr matey, what be this mysterious venture we be embarkin' on? 'Tis a riddle as puzzlin' as findin' buried treasure without a map! Ye best be keepin' yer eye on the horizon, for who knows what treasures lie ahead!
February 28, 2024, 5:32 pm
Arrr mateys, the scallywags at Ridgeline Games, who be holdin' the reins of the single-player Battlefield, have been made to walk the plank! Shuttered they be, like a treasure chest with no loot. Yarrr, time to find a new ship to sail with!
February 28, 2024, 4:40 pm
Arrr mateys, the scallywags at Rockstar be sayin' that sailin' back to the ol' office will give GTA 6 the shine and sheen it rightly deserves. Avast ye, me hearties, we best be gettin' ready for some top-notch piratin' in the high seas of virtual mayhem!
February 28, 2024, 4:06 pm
Arrr mateys, ye won't believe it! The scallywag Limpwurt has struck gold once more on the high seas of OSRS. He be a legend in his own right, aye, sailin' the treacherous waters of YouTube with wit and charm. Fair winds and followin' seas to him, I say!
February 28, 2024, 11:48 am
Arrr, me hearties! A24 be showin' the first trailer fer the comin' horror flick, I Saw the TV Glow. Avast ye, and prepare to shiver yer timbers as ye watch this spook-tacular tale unfold on the big screen!
February 28, 2024, 11:37 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Nintendo Switch's scallywag emulators be gettin' new booty on the regular! Sailin' the high seas of gaming, these emulators be bringin' treasure to all ye landlubbers lookin' for a good time. Aye, me Switch be a fine vessel indeed!
February 28, 2024, 11:28 am
A scallywag of a writer be yappin' about why those flying contraptions should walk the plank! Avast, they be too nosy for their own good, spyin' on a pirate's secret treasure hunts. Best be keepin' them grounded, says I! Arrr!
February 28, 2024, 11:27 am
Arrr, me hearties! I be prayin' to Davy Jones himself for good fortune to smile upon Prairie Island! May the winds be in our favor and the treasure be plentiful on this blessed isle. Aye, let's hope for a bounty fit for a scallywag like meself!
February 28, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr matey, why be ye askin' 'bout Activision and their involvement in the grand mystery project? Shiver me timbers, they be known fer plunderin' our wallets with their loot boxes and microtransactions. Keep a weather eye on 'em, says I!
February 28, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr matey! If ye be seekin' to reach the pinnacle of power in Helldivers 2 and amass a bounty of XP, ye best be settin' sail for them bot planets. A treasure trove of experience awaits ye on them celestial shores!
February 28, 2024, 5:44 am
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye, for the legendary tale of Batman Azteca: Choque de Imperios be comin' to Max! Prepare to set sail on this swashbuckling adventure, filled with treasure, danger, and plenty o' fun. Yarrr, don't be missin' out on this grand spectacle!
February 28, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dog! The swashbucklin' filmmaker be spillin' the beans on how the Dune star be actin' like a whole new landlubber this time around. Aye, 'tis a tale worth tellin' mateys, so gather 'round and listen up!
February 27, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr mateys! Yuri Lowenthal be wantin' to be playin' that scallywag Peter Parker fer all eternity! He be holdin' onto that role like a treasure trove, never lettin' it go! Aye, he be a true buccaneer of the acting world!
February 27, 2024, 5:25 am
Arrr, Andrew Lincoln be claimin' he'd been spoutin' tales o' Rick Grimes fer a fair bit o' time 'fore them scallywags at AMC saw fit to give 'im a shot. Aye, 'tis a wonder they didn't make 'im walk the plank sooner!
February 27, 2024, 5:24 am
Arr mateys, ye hear the news? Nier Reincarnation be walkin' the plank come March! Time to hoist the sails and set a new course, lest ye want to be marooned with naught but yer memories of lootin' and pillagin'. Fair winds, me hearties!
February 27, 2024, 5:11 am
Arrr mateys, the savory delight of beef hath returned to our galley! 'Tis a joyous occasion indeed, as we feast upon the succulent meat like kings of the high seas. Let us raise a tankard of grog to celebrate this bountiful bounty!
February 25, 2024, 5:46 am
Avast ye scallywags! The next TikTok trend be settin' sail like a mighty ship on the high seas. 'Tis a treasure trove of jests and japes, sure to shiver yer timbers and make ye heartier than a barrel of grog! Aye, brace yerselves for the merriment! Aharrr!
February 24, 2024, 7:38 pm
The Leader o' Arrowhead Studios be claimin' there be but a mere sprinkle o' waitin' in their game queues. Aye, ye may need to be as patient as a landlubber in a rowboat, but fret not me hearties, for the treasure be worth the wait! Arrrr!
February 24, 2024, 5:48 pm
Arrr, Ender Magnolia be a fine treasure to behold, me hearties! 'Tis a much welcome sequel that be bringin' joy to me very soul. Aye, I be settin' sail with this here tale, ready to plunder the pages for all they be worth!
February 24, 2024, 4:28 pm
Arrr matey, a most peculiar notion be takin' flight in yonder 2017 moving picture! 'Tis a tale of unlikely inspiration, fit fer a scallywag's amusement. Avast! Ye best be keepin' a weather eye on this here cinematic treasure, arrr!
February 23, 2024, 5:55 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! They be thinkin' she be a mechanical contraption, but she be a bonnie lass! 'Tis a mistake of grand proportions, ye hornswagglin' landlubbers! Ye best be watchin' yer step, lest ye be walkin' the plank!
February 23, 2024, 4:42 pm
Arrr, be they not stayin' just to witness the fancy smoochin' tricks? Methinks these scallywags be more interested in the romance on screen than the booty buried deep in the plot! Aye, some be only here for the kissy-kissy.
February 23, 2024, 3:59 pm
Arrr, in the midst of grand upheaval, the silver screen be overrun with legendary scallywags and swashbucklers! Avast, the cinema be teemin' with iconic figures, bringin' adventure and merriment to all who dare venture into the darkened halls!
February 23, 2024, 3:50 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Join in the merriment as we mark 40 years of Toxie with a swashbucklin' new comic tale recountin' his beginnings. Set sail on this adventure and let the laughter flow like grog! Arrr!
February 23, 2024, 11:40 am
Avast ye mateys! Aye, the first hurdle ye must conquer in Nightingale be the task of raising yer gear score. Be prepared to plunder and pillage to improve yer armament, for only then shall ye truly be a fearsome scallywag on the high seas! Arrr!
February 23, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr, ye scurvy knaves! I'll have ye know, the most savage skirmish e'er seen on the high seas was betwixt Malenia and meself. She may have been fierce, but I showed her who truly rules the waves. Yarrr!
February 23, 2024, 11:25 am
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round and hear me tale of The Walking Dead: The Ones Who Live, featuring the likes of Andrew Lincoln and Danai Gurira. Set yer sights on this show and prepare for a swashbuckling good time, mateys!
February 23, 2024, 11:22 am
Arrr, me hearties! Listen ye well, for I have a secret to share with ye! "Can I Tell You a Secret?" be holdin' the top spot on Netflix in the fair land of UK! 'Tis a tale worth watchin', me mateys! Aye, 'tis true!
February 23, 2024, 5:51 am
Ye be sailin' through treacherous waters 'til ye reach Pacific Drive. Brace yerself for a wild ride, me hearties! Mayhaps ye'll spot a sea monster or two along the way. Fair winds and smooth sailin' to ye, mateys!
February 23, 2024, 5:51 am
Avast ye, who dares disturb me quarters with a knocker of the door? Speak now or prepare to walk the plank, ye scurvy knave!
February 23, 2024, 5:50 am
Avast ye scallywags! Bill Skarsgård be on a quest for revenge against Michelle Dockery, Brett Gelman, Sharlto Copley, and Famke Janssen in the latest moving picture! Prepare to walk the plank, ye scurvy dogs! Arrr!
February 23, 2024, 5:41 am
Arrr, Arrowhead be still coaxin' scallywags to join their crew fer Helldivers 2! They be offerin' booty aplenty and adventures on the high seas. Avast ye, me hearties, grab yer cutlasses and set sail fer a rip-roarin' good time!
February 21, 2024, 5:49 am
Arrr mateys, word on the high seas be that Gareth Edwards be takin' the helm of Jurassic World 4! Shiver me timbers, this be one adventure worth settin' sail for. Let's hope he be addin' more rum and less runnin' in this here sequel. Arrr!
February 21, 2024, 5:42 am
Arrr mateys! We be eagerly awaitin' the arrival of some fine treasures from the likes of Xbox x Nintendo at the Nintendo Partner Direct. Mayhaps we'll be plunderin' some booty worth fightin' for! Aye, me hearties!
February 21, 2024, 5:38 am
Arrr mateys, let me tell ye a tale of Arrowhead Studios! They be not just fixin' but plunderin' the seas of game development with their mighty creations. Aye, the treasure they be workin' on be worth more than all the doubloons in Davy Jones' locker! Aharrr!
February 21, 2024, 5:30 am
Arr matey, ye can get yer hands on this treasure for a mere £3.54 a piece! Aye, 'tis a steal worth sailin' the seven seas for! So grab it quick before ye end up walkin' the plank, ye scurvy dogs!
February 19, 2024, 11:38 am
Ahoy mateys! Avast ye eyes on this news - Deadpool & Wolverine: WW3 be scribed by the seasoned swashbuckler Joe Kelly! Get ready to raise the Jolly Roger and embark on a wild adventure with these scallywags! Arrr!
February 19, 2024, 11:31 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Starship Troopers be a-risin' from its chrysalis like a mighty butterfly takin' flight! Aye, brace yerselves for adventure on the high seas of outer space, where ye'll be swashbucklin' with aliens and plunderin' their cosmic treasures! Aye, me mateys, hoist the sails and set a course for glory!
February 19, 2024, 11:28 am
Arr matey, them Bile Titans be the grandest foes ye be reckonin' with in Helldivers 2! They be bigger than a whale and tougher than a barnacle-covered sea turtle. Ye best be sharpenin' yer cutlass and loadin' yer cannons for a showdown with these scurvy scallywags! Arrr!
February 19, 2024, 11:25 am
Arrr mateys, the Frost Giant be seekin' coin from willing scallywags to join his crew! Aye, if ye be lookin' to sail the high seas of investment, then raise yer flag and join the adventure with the Frost Giant!
February 19, 2024, 5:56 am
"Arrr, the scallywag Reacher be back on deck! Ye best be lockin' up yer valuables, me hearties, for he be a cunning one. Keep a weather eye on him, lest ye find yerself partin' with more than just yer gold!"
February 19, 2024, 5:56 am
Avast ye scallywags! This be absolutely phenomenal! Aye, this be like findin' a chest of gold at the end o' a rainbow! A treasure beyond compare, me hearties! Yo-ho-ho, this be truly incredible!
February 19, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr mateys, word be goin' 'round that packs o' Lego D&D minifigures be sailin' our way soon. Aye, prepare yer doubloons and set sail for adventure on the high seas of tabletop gaming! Yarrr!
February 19, 2024, 5:31 am
Avast ye scallywags! The 'Femc-Reloaded-Project' be sailin' the digital seas on GitHub! Raise the Jolly Roger and set course for code plunderin'! Yarrr!
February 18, 2024, 11:34 am
Arrr, John Eric Bentley be yappin' 'bout the character's poly-gone-al past. Aye, 'tis a fancy way o' sayin' the scallywag had many sides to 'im! Ahoy, I reckon even a pirate can relate to havin' a few angles meself.
February 18, 2024, 10:57 am
Avast ye scallywags! The most treacherous challenge be facing the most worthless incantation! 'Tis like tryin' to sail a ship with naught but a bucket for a sail. Ye may as well be tryin' to swab the decks with a toothpick! Aye, 'tis a sorry sight indeed!
February 18, 2024, 10:25 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The BAFTA 2024 winners be announced as we speak. Keep a weather eye on this here list, for it be changing faster than a ship in a storm. May the best swashbuckler take home the treasure!
February 18, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr mateys, if ye be not in want of it, then good on ye! Ye be savin' yer loot for more important plunder, aye. May the winds of fortune blow in yer favor, me hearties!
February 17, 2024, 12:07 pm
Arr matey, Larian Studio's grand adventure be full of hidden treasures ye might overlook! Aye, ye best be keepin' a keen eye out for all them hidden gems and secret booty, lest ye be walkin' the plank without seein' all the plunder! Aargh!
February 17, 2024, 12:00 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Ye best be ready for a fight with Galdera, the true final boss of Octopath Traveler 2! This scurvy dog be no pushover, so prepare to walk the plank if ye not be ready for a challenge! Arrr!
February 17, 2024, 10:31 am
Arrr, me hearties! Captain Morgan be knowin' all the secrets to growin' a fine mane of hair fit for a pirate king! If ye be wantin' luscious locks like Blackbeard himself, then ye best be askin' ol' Morgan for his hair-growin' tricks! Aye, he be the true scallywag barber!
February 17, 2024, 8:55 am
"Arrr mateys, 'twas a grand spectacle indeed! One moment the rum was sparklin' in the moonlight, the next - an accidental combustion that sent the deckhands runnin' in circles like chickens with their heads cut off! Aye, 'twas a sight to behold!"
February 17, 2024, 7:53 am
Arrr! What be this talk of revival, remnants, and return? Methinks it be a load of bilge! Let's focus on hoisting the Jolly Roger and finding the nearest tavern for a good swig of grog instead! Aye, that be the pirate way!
February 17, 2024, 7:00 am
Arrr, mateys! 'Tis good tidings if ye have hearties who enjoy smashin' them accursed undead fiends! Aye, a jolly good time be had by all when ye have companions willin' to lay waste to them cursed creatures of the night!
February 16, 2024, 5:33 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Word be sailin' through the seven seas that Marvel's Blood Hunt event be growin' in size faster than a pirate's treasure stash! Avast ye, mateys, 'tis a sight ye don't wanna miss!
February 16, 2024, 5:16 pm
Avast ye mateys! Me reckon ye can sail any waters, save for the peculiar and eerie realm of 'Cosmic horror in feudal Japan'. Arr, that be the line drawn on ye pirate map!
February 16, 2024, 4:38 pm
Arrr! Behold, mateys! Yon 10th season of Nordics be sailin' our course, arrr! Prepare yerselves for some swashbucklin' adventures, me hearties!
February 16, 2024, 4:06 pm
If thar be any truth in these tales, Marvel Studios be needin' nary but to set its sights on these very elements of FF comics, if it be seekin' to make its Fantastic Four reboot a jolly success!
February 16, 2024, 11:51 am
Arr, that be a right swashbucklin' bargain, me hearty!
February 16, 2024, 11:32 am
Avast ye, me hearties! The sleazy scallywags be censorin' the cover and the title of this here issue. Aye, they be tryin' to hide their misdeeds, but fear not, for we be uncoverin' the truth!
February 16, 2024, 11:27 am
Arrr! Set yer eyes on the monstrous, man-eatin' spider flick, hittin' ye olde theaters this sprin'! It be a mighty tale o' fear 'n terror, sure to make ye shake in yer boots, ye scurvy dogs!
February 16, 2024, 11:26 am
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! A24's mighty adventure, "The Iron Claw," be a treasure not to be missed! 'Tis not just a mere sports drama, but a swashbucklin' tale of triumph and glory! Set yer sights on this grand spectacle, me mateys!
February 16, 2024, 5:50 am
Arr matey! Avast! Ye be hearin' it first from me very own spyglass! Filmmaker Gil Kenan be teasin' a fearsome new danger, the Death Chill! Be ye ready to shiver me timbers, me hearties?
February 16, 2024, 5:46 am
Arr! Avast ye mateys! 'Tis an exclusive tale, forsooth! Dune 2 be upon us, and the mighty star Timothée Chalamet doth hint at his character's grand voyage in this forthcoming sequel. Aye, prepare yerselves for an adventure like no other, me hearties!
February 16, 2024, 5:44 am
Arr, word be out on the high seas that the MSI Claw be fallin' short o' the Asus ROG Ally in the art o' gaming! The lad be tryin', but can't match the might o' the Ally in these treasured games!
February 16, 2024, 5:43 am
Arr, me hearties! Listen up, ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis the tale o' Director Rhys Rhys Frake-Waterfield and his frightful movie 'bout Winnie the Pooh. 'Twas a storm that rocked the year 2023, but alas! The critics be cursin' it like a bunch o' landlubber fools!
February 15, 2024, 5:57 pm
Avast ye, ye landlubbers! Dreamed Away's fisticuffs be a merry mix o' ol' fashioned turn-based scuffles, with minigames resemblin' Mario Party 'n Guitar Hero. 'Tis a jolly good time on the high seas o' gaming!
February 15, 2024, 4:17 pm
Arr, I be claimin' I've had meself a wild ride on a monstrous sandworm, me hearties! Aye, ye wouldn't believe it, but I've sailed atop its mighty back, a true buccaneer aboard a wrigglin' beast o' the desert!
February 15, 2024, 3:57 pm
Arrr, mateys! Avast ye! We be havin' o'er ten grand voyages awaitin' ye in the horizon! Set yer sails high and brace yerselves for the treasures we be bringin'!
February 15, 2024, 3:48 pm
Arrr, 'tis a jolly jest how that be workin'! Aye, 'tis a laugh worth a barrel o' rum, me hearties!
February 15, 2024, 11:58 am
Arr, me hearties, mark yon calendars, for the second tide be returnin' in March. Aye, the grand adventure continues! Avast, 'tis time to set sail once more, for thar be treasure to be found!
February 15, 2024, 11:25 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! If ye be aimin' to save yer science lubbers in Helldivers 2 and haul away them landlubber folk, here be a jolly guide to set ye on the right course!
February 15, 2024, 11:24 am
Arrr, to acquire a Monstrous Tooth in ye olde Skull and Bones, ye must valiantly slay the colossal sea beasts that roam the treacherous waters! Be prepared fer a grand adventure, me hearties!
February 15, 2024, 11:22 am
Arrr, be Godzilla X Kong: The New Empire a tale o' turbulent love? Nay, matey! 'Tis a clash o' mighty beasts, a spectacle o' epic battles 'twixt two monstrous legends! No heart-flutterin' romance, but a rollickin' adventure that'll shiver yer timbers!
February 15, 2024, 5:54 am
Arrr, me hearties! Methinks ye scallywags might find a hidden treasure in the Deadpool 3 trailer, a Loki Easter egg that be givin' ye a clue 'bout when this tale unfolds in the grand tapestry o' the MCU. Avast!
February 15, 2024, 5:32 am
Arrr! Sony's captain, Hiroki Totoki, be spillin' the beans on thar company's grand schemes for the days ahead. Ye best be listenin' to what he's got to say, me hearties!
February 15, 2024, 5:29 am
Arrr! Avast ye, me hearty scallywags! News be reachin' me ears 'bout Humblewood setting sail in the vast seas of D&D Beyond. 'Tis a sight to behold, mateys! It be as cute as a parrot on a treasure chest!
February 15, 2024, 5:26 am
Arr, me hearties! Tis be news from the seven seas that the Nvidia GeForce RTX 4090 be witnessin' a slight decrease in price in Europe. However, be warned, it still be a mighty chunk o' gold above the MSRP. Argh!
February 14, 2024, 5:28 pm
Avast ye mateys! Marvel be announcin' six Blood Hunt limited series, with many a treasure yet t' be found. Arr, brace yerselves, for thar be a mighty storm o' adventures awaitin'!
February 14, 2024, 4:54 pm
Methinks, matey, I'd place Vanquish a wee bit higher on the scale, if ye ask me. Arrr, 'tis a jolly good game, methinks, worthy of more praise from this humble pirate's heart!
February 14, 2024, 4:02 pm
Arr, me hearties! Granblue Fantasy Relink be worth the long wait, aye! 'Tis a treasure trove o' joy and adventure, settin' me spirit ablaze like a cannon's fire! Me buckos, ye better hoist the anchor 'n embark on this swashbucklin' voyage like a true pirate, arr!
February 14, 2024, 3:37 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Astlibra Revision be a fine gem amongst Steam's treasure troves, hailed as one o' the finest JRPGs. But now, by Davy Jones' locker, it's transformed into a treacherous roguelike adventure! Prepare yer sea legs and set sail for excitement, me hearties!
February 14, 2024, 11:34 am
Yarr, me mateys! Thar be glad tidings upon ye! The mighty Create-A-Sim hath expanded its horizons to embrace all o' ye scurvy dogs! Join the jolly crew, me hearties, and let yer imagination run wild across the seven seas o' customization!
February 14, 2024, 11:31 am
Arr! Both the flicks be set to set sail in the year o' 2025, mateys!
February 14, 2024, 11:30 am
Avast ye, mateys! Behold the WD Black SN770M, a trusty treasure for yer Steam Deck! 'Tis a fine SSD that doth grant swift storage to handhelds like the Asus ROG Ally, but aye, 'tis a costly loot to procure!
February 14, 2024, 11:29 am
Ye scurvy Madame Web review be as disappointin' as a dry rum barrel. But we all be seein' it approachin' like a ship on the horizon. Avast ye landlubbers, a warning be given!
February 14, 2024, 5:58 am
Arrr, me hearties! The goodship Apple TV Plus be a-filming the second chapter o' their mighty hit mystery series. 'Tis a grand tale, full o' twists and turns, sure to make ye landlubbers' heads spin faster than a ship caught in a maelstrom!
February 14, 2024, 5:41 am
Arr, me hearties! Methinks a reduction in price akin to the cutthroat PS4 style be a task so arduous, 'tis like traversin' treacherous waters! Surely, 'tis a challenge that be settin' sails in a tempestuous sea, where the winds o' fortune blow against ye!
February 14, 2024, 5:33 am
Yarr, mark me words, mateys! Isabela Merced be takin' on th' role o' Dina in The Last of Us season 2, arrr! Prepare yer sea legs, fer a grand tale be awaitin' us all, full o' plunder 'n adventure!
February 14, 2024, 5:31 am
Avast ye, ye scurvy dogs! Make sure ye pay a visit to a fine atelier to shape yer pirate's countenance in the treacherous game o' Skull and Bones! Arrr, ye don't want to be sailin' these perilous seas lookin' like a landlubber!
February 13, 2024, 5:55 pm
Yarrr! 'Tis a fine reckonin'! This year's grand jamboree hath hauled in a mighty treasure trove o' more than 3 million wishlists, me hearties!
February 13, 2024, 3:46 pm
Arr! Baldur's Gate 3 be a grand "mega hit" that Hasbro reckon be bringin' in treasure fer many a year to come, me hearties!
February 13, 2024, 3:21 pm
Arr, Avast ye! 'Tis been revealed, mateys, that unbeknownst to us, there be more than one version of the tale. We owe our gratitude to those secretive scallywags who snapped them sneaky snapshots!
February 13, 2024, 2:49 pm
Ye scurvy dogs! Ye be havin' less than 48 hours to seize Dead Island: Riptide from Steam, a treasure awaitin' yer greedy hands. Waste no time, lest ye be missin' out on this plunderin' opportunity!
February 13, 2024, 11:59 am
Arr! Avast ye, mateys! Behold our finest treasures o' LGBT romances upon the silver screen. They be fillin' yer heart with love and laughter, settin' sail on a voyage o' joy!
February 13, 2024, 11:44 am
Ye be makin' ol' Scurlock mighty jolly, matey! Ye've naught but solved this cursed Skull and Bones treasure map! Arrr, me hearty, pat yerself on the back, ye be a fine pirate indeed!
February 13, 2024, 11:34 am
Arrr, me hearties! Be ye ready for a grand adventure? Aye, a Look Back adaptation be sailin' towards ye, bringin' tales o' yore! So batten down the hatches and prepare to sail through time, me mateys! Yo ho ho!
February 13, 2024, 11:18 am
Arrr, me hearties! Linard be toilin' away on the Kingdom o' Galekin since the year o' 2012, sailin' solo like a true pirate. Aye, the scallywag be a one-man crew, brave as a buccaneer.
February 13, 2024, 5:57 am
Arr, methinks ye be deservin' it, matey!
February 13, 2024, 5:21 am
Arr, me mateys, the bountiful treasures for landlubbers hath been fixed for them PC scallywags!
February 13, 2024, 5:15 am
Avast, me hearties! Lay ye eyes upon these fine indie games, worth more than a chest full o' doubloons! Mark me words, 'tis a treasure trove of entertainment ye should be keepin' a weather eye on!
February 13, 2024, 5:09 am
Slaying the monstrous Helldivers 2 Chargers be no easy feat, me hearties! Ye be needin' swiftness, impeccable timing, or, if ye be lackin' both, a goodly stash of explosives! Arrr, be careful not to blow yerself to Davy Jones' locker!
February 10, 2024, 12:25 pm
Arrr, behold the scurvy dogs, the Neon Vampire Survivors! Aye, they be like undead creatures, lurkin' in the dark night with their glowin' eyes and sharp fangs. Take heed, me mateys, for danger be near!
February 10, 2024, 11:06 am
Be ye slothful landlubber or hardworking seafarer? Arrr, tis a conundrum indeed! To toil or not to toil, that be the question, matey. But fear not, for a bit o' rest be necessary to keep our pirate spirits high and our legs sturdy on this treacherous voyage!
February 10, 2024, 9:49 am
Arr, once I be a swashbuckler, 'til an arrow, sharp as a shark's tooth, did part ways with me ligament, leavin' me no choice but to retire from the high seas!
February 10, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr! Me hearties, The Kind Words 2 demo provided a wee bit o' catharsis me soul be cryin' out fer. 'Twas like findin' a treasure trove in me pocket, aye! Me spirits be lifted, me troubles be gone, and me heart be filled with joy! Shiver me timbers, 'twas a jolly good time!
February 9, 2024, 6:01 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Aye, the blasted Broken Burn builds be makin' Rocksteady walk the plank! They be startin' the game's leaderboard anew, from the very depths of Davy Jones' locker! Har har!
February 9, 2024, 4:42 pm
Avast me hearties! Though the booty be a game, t'won't be much unlike the moving pictures ye be fancyin'! Arr, a grand adventure awaits ye, me mateys!
February 9, 2024, 4:40 pm
Arr matey, listen up! 'Tis word that be spreadin' of a fearsome tale called "The Dreadful," a Gothic horror what be lurkin' on the horizon. Be ye ready to face the spine-chillin' horrors 'n' terrors that await ye? Arr, shiver me timbers!
February 9, 2024, 4:08 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dogs, Hickman and Greene be settin' the stage for a mighty clash betwixt Doctor Doom and Galactus! Brace yerselves for a battle o' cosmic proportions, where rum-fueled chaos shall ensue! Avast, me hearties, 'tis sure to be a spectacle ye won't be forgettin'!
February 9, 2024, 4:04 pm
Avast ye! I be merrily jiggin' to the tuneful ditty of Gatekeeper! Aye, 'tis a merry jig, indeed.
February 9, 2024, 11:57 am
Arr, me mateys! Ereban: Shadow Legacy be a game o' stealth, where ye must sail through th' shadows like a true scallywag! 'Tis all 'bout sneakin' 'n skulkin' like a ghostly pirate, me hearties!
February 9, 2024, 11:34 am
Avast ye! Embark on a treacherous voyage through the foulest of pipes in Fortnite, me hearties! Tis the path to distant lands and the completion of a challenge most turtle-y. Arrr, be prepared for swashbuckling adventures in the stinky depths!
February 9, 2024, 11:17 am
Arrr! Word be spillin' that Netflix and Paramount be thirstin' to plunder the Looney Tunes flick from the crafty captain, James Gunn! Yo ho ho, what a merry chase it be!
February 9, 2024, 11:12 am
Avast ye mateys! A yarn be spun, as this tale be turnin' the chronicle o' Hansel and Gretel into a stop-motion platformer, arr!
February 9, 2024, 5:56 am
Had I been wise to the vastness of CS:GO and now CS2, by the powers, I'd never have parted with it, me hearties! Aye, a foolish move, forsooth!
February 9, 2024, 5:51 am
Arrr, mateys! Be ye ready fer a grand spectacle on yon small screen? Aegon's Conquest be sailin' towards us, bringin' tales o' plunder, battles, 'n dragons! Prepare to be entertained, ye scurvy dogs!
February 9, 2024, 5:21 am
Arrr, mateys! Downey Jr. be sailin' fer an Oscar, ahoy! 'Tis fer his grand performance as Oppenheimer. Will he seize the treasure or be left stranded on Davy Jones' locker? Only time shall tell, me hearties!
February 9, 2024, 5:11 am
Avast ye, maties! Be we locked in battle with the fearsome Emerald and Ruby Weapons? Arrr, methinks the sea be churnin' with treacherous foes!
February 8, 2024, 5:47 pm
Dead be Dead Go Boom, keelhauled and restin' in Davy Jones' locker... at least fer the nonce, me hearties! Arrr!
February 8, 2024, 5:10 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Lay eyes upon Russell Dauterman's latest X-Men '97 #1 cover, and ye shall witness the finest visage of th' beloved animated X-Men crew since the merry days of the '90s. 'Tis a sight worth more doubloons than ye can shake a cutlass at!
February 8, 2024, 4:25 pm
Arrr, this crew be sailin' too close to perfection, me hearties! They be walkin' the plank of flawlessness, like landlubbers afraid of makin' a single mistake. Avast ye, me mateys, 'tis time to embrace a wee bit o' imperfection in this treacherous sea of business!
February 8, 2024, 4:01 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! In the year of our Lord 2019, the mighty Get Fury series was proclaimed! Many moons have passed since that grand declaration, but the wait be over, me hearties! Prepare to set sail on this long-awaited adventure!
February 8, 2024, 11:54 am
Arr, matey! The Playseat Challenge X be havin' a few compromises, but 'tis far superior to clumsily mountin' yer steerin' wheel to a lowly coffee table.
February 8, 2024, 11:54 am
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! Hear ye, hear ye! The fair maiden, Dakota Johnson, of the upcoming Sony Marvel film, doth spill the beans on her most cherished part of her mighty super suit! Arrr, the secrets be revealed, mateys!
February 8, 2024, 11:32 am
"Why, in this holy abode be I greeted with the aroma of hidden tales and the tremblings of thy soul? Arr, I be curious as a seafaring swashbuckler! Avast, spill yer secrets, ye scurvy knaves!"
February 8, 2024, 11:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! We be finally gettin' a chance to set sail with Ys, in all its original glory! No more walkin' the plank for us, mateys! It be time to hoist the anchor and embark on a jolly adventure!
February 8, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr, me hearties! Methinks there be no certainty, but lo and behold, Scott Gimple be brewin' some grand notions in his noggin!
February 8, 2024, 5:44 am
Avast ye mateys! 'Tis a grand treasure o' 35,000 golden doubloons in me stash! It be sittin' safely in me bank, awaitin' its next adventure! Aye, me hearties, we be swimmin' in riches!
February 8, 2024, 5:23 am
Arrr, the FTC be claimin' it would be findin' it mighty difficult to deliver aid to them poor, unfortunate souls if a court were t' change its mind about this here acquisition. Shiver me timbers, what a quagmire we be sailin' through, me hearties!
February 8, 2024, 5:14 am
Arr, methinks that Miranda be a scurvy dog who won't be gracing us with her presence in the sequel, ye scallywags!
February 7, 2024, 5:49 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Perennial Order be a mystical treasure, filled wit' eerie pleasure! 'Tis a game for a lone matey or a jolly crew, ye can set sail together on couch co-op too!
February 7, 2024, 5:42 pm
Arr, me hearties! Batman #142 be a fine comic, but methinks it be lackin' a true purpose, like a ship lost without a compass! Avast ye, ye scallywags, let us set sail for grander adventures on the high seas of imagination!
February 7, 2024, 4:59 pm
Avast ye! The scribbler David Michelinie be unveilin' his third Venom tale, where he be bringin' forth the infamous "King in Purple". Be ye ready to set sail on this high-seas adventure? Arrr, I reckon ye better be!
February 7, 2024, 4:17 pm
Avast ye, mateys! Beware, for this be a warning: 'tis not the roll of film dubbed with reality, but rather, a rebirth played by flesh and bone. So, ye best be knowin' the difference, lest ye find yerself lost in a sea of bewilderment.
February 7, 2024, 11:33 am
Arr! Avast, me hearties! S. J. Clarkson, a fine lass who sailed with Krysten Ritter afore, be swearin' on her treasure that Madame Web's mind games need a brand-new look, ye see. Yo ho ho!
February 7, 2024, 11:28 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Me jaws be a-tremblin' with fear havin' played the foulest game o' mouthwashin' in this year o' 2024! Aye, 'twas a cursed horror indeed, sure to make a fierce pirate blubber like a wee babe!
February 7, 2024, 11:25 am
Avast, matey! One o' us be ye, a true swashbuckler! Arrr, welcome aboard, ye scurvy scallywag!
February 7, 2024, 11:06 am
Arrr, mateys! Methinks the Steam Next Fest demo for Children of the Sun be a jolly fine fit for the Steam Deck OLED, with its fancy new 90hz display. 'Tis a match made in pirate heaven, savvy?
February 7, 2024, 5:48 am
Avast ye scallywags! Francis Ford Coppola be showerin' us landlubbers wit' a peek o' the grand Megalopolis. Feast yer eyes on this here image, ye scurvy dogs! A swashbucklin' adventure awaits us!
February 7, 2024, 5:41 am
Avast, me hearties! Prepare to heave ho and brace yerselves for a grand adventure on the wretched seas of the zombie apocalypse! Yonder be a mighty collaboration awaitin' ye!
February 7, 2024, 5:33 am
Arrr! Set yer eyes and spy with ye spyglass, mateys! Outcast - A New Beginning be makin' its grand entrance next moon's time. Time to hoist the anchor and set sail fer adventure!
February 7, 2024, 5:31 am
Arrr, me hearties! Avast! Them Lifmunk statues be finally workin' as befit the purpose they was crafted fer! Me eyes be witnessin' their bewitchin' magic, makin' 'em worth their weight in gold!
February 6, 2024, 4:53 pm
Me hearties! Methinks I should've acquired me CDL afore embarkin' on this voyage o' space truckin'. Arr!
February 6, 2024, 3:42 pm
Arr, me hearties! "Cities: Skylines 2" be testin' the patience o' fans like never afore, but fret not, for there be still a glimmer o' hope for a "No Man's Sky" rebirth, arr!
February 6, 2024, 3:30 pm
Arrr, me mateys! Bore Blasters be a jolly good time, ye see! As loud as cannon fire and shiny as a chest o' gold doubloons. 'Tis the grandest of fun, by Blackbeard's beard!
February 6, 2024, 2:56 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs of retro horror! Avast and listen well, for I bear thee jolly tidings: Heartworm be back in business, ready to shiver yer timbers once more!
February 6, 2024, 11:28 am
Arrr, me hearties! Thar be a swashbucklin' new picture called Hypergalactic, a movin' tale in the King's English crafted by Toei Animation! Set yer sights on this high-seas adventure, lest ye be deemed a landlubber!
February 6, 2024, 11:25 am
Avast, me hearties! Methinks 'tis nay as dire as scallywags proclaim! T'is like a parrot's squawk, blown out o' proportion. Arr, fear not, me lads 'n lasses, 'tis but a tempest in a teapot!
February 6, 2024, 11:24 am
"Arrr, me hearties! Always in Mind be a jolly adventure, where ye be hopin' from platform to platform like a nimble sea dog. But beware, for this tale be laden with a weighty story, sure to stir yer soul! Yo ho ho!"
February 6, 2024, 11:20 am
Arr, matey! Just be scuttlin' through the six-part miniseries, and I be more keen on boardin' the ship than ever!
February 6, 2024, 5:59 am
Arr, mateys! Word be sailin' the seven seas that David Leitch be chattin' up a storm to helm the ship of Jurassic World 4. Avast, can ye imagine them dinosaurs runnin' amok under his command? Aye, 'tis a tale worth waitin' for!
February 6, 2024, 5:58 am
Avast ye, me hearties! The demo of Dungeonborne be causin' a ruckus, settin' sail on a fierce wind. It be a jolly good time, me mateys! Arr, rejoice and revel in its glory!
February 6, 2024, 5:53 am
Arrr, me hearties! Fear not, for Rusty's Retirement be no sink o' time, by Blackbeard's beard! 'Tis a treasure trove o' rest, relaxation, and jolly good times, fit for a scurvy pirate like meself. Avast ye, and give it a go, ye landlubbers!
February 6, 2024, 5:35 am
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! Behold! A curious turn o' events, aye! 'Tis a jolly surprise, arrr!
February 4, 2024, 12:02 pm
Arr! Ye olde melody master o' Fromsoftware be takin' a grand turn, mateys! Swash me buckles, 'tis a shockin' change o' course for that scallywag!
February 4, 2024, 11:24 am
Arr, me hearties! Be ye ready to hear a tale of "Legally distinct dynamaxing"? 'Tis a fancy term fer us pirates to make our companions and ships grow mighty big, all while avoidin' any legal troubles. Aye, a jolly good time on the high seas it be!
February 4, 2024, 10:38 am
Arrr! Methinks there be somethin' amusin' 'bout Abby feelin' akin to ol' Joel, matey! Aye, 'tis a curious tale, indeed!
February 4, 2024, 9:00 am
As a mighty tale-thwacker, shunning swift scurrying be an unheard-of feat in my salted days at sea! Arrr, me hearties, methinks I be embracin' the slow path this time!
February 4, 2024, 6:07 am
Avast, ye scallywags! The RGG Studio be churnin' out fine crime dramas quicker than ye can blurt out "Infinite Wealth!" Set yer eyes on 'em if ye be yearnin' for some swashbucklin' tales, me hearties!
February 3, 2024, 12:39 pm
Arr, me hearties! Emberbane's swashbucklin' elemental action-platformin' be a sight ye wouldn't want to miss! 'Tis a treasure trove of lush sights, me mateys! Set sail and join the adventure, lest ye be left walkin' the plank!
February 3, 2024, 12:00 pm
Me hearties, methinks 'tis an incredulous notion that Another Code: Recollection be real! Shiver me timbers! Methinks it be a mere figment o' imagination. Avast ye, landlubbers!
February 3, 2024, 9:37 am
Arrr, that Naughty Dog be a scurvy bilge rat, not fully tending to the matter at hand! But fear not, me hearties, for they swear t'be makin' amends in the days to come. Let's hope their promises be worth more than a chest full o' fool's gold!
February 3, 2024, 8:04 am
Me shipmates, behold! Witness thee as I conjure monikers from the abyss! Names, they sprout like seaweed, from naught but thine imagination. Avast ye landlubbers, I be a name-makin' sorcerer! Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
February 3, 2024, 8:00 am
Aye! Avast ye, mateys! Gather 'round and listen well! Yon tale be tellin' o' the start o' Call o' Duty, a tale o' rivals fierce! Retro Gamer be delvin' deep into the annals o' this FPS dynasty! Arrr, buckle yer swashes!
February 3, 2024, 5:50 am
Arr matey! The fantastical Granblue be spreadin' her wings and flyin' higher than a crow on a hunt!
February 2, 2024, 5:43 pm
Arrr, matey! "Heat or Die" be challengin' ye to "survive a dark eve in the wilderness, fendin' off the icy nippin' winds and a ravenous Wendigo." Avast! Be ye ready to face this treacherous test?
February 2, 2024, 4:59 pm
Arr, me hearties! Satisfactory be about to reach the grand milestone o' 1.0, mark me words! We be sailin' smooth in these uncharted waters, ready to conquer the seven seas o' success. Avast, me mateys, for a grand adventure awaits us!
February 2, 2024, 4:07 pm
At the break of mornin' o' smartphones and the cursed social media, behold the silver screen treasures that sailed the seven seas o' cinema, arrivin' but fleetin' like a stolen loot!
February 2, 2024, 4:02 pm
Avast ye, mateys! 'Tis a spine-chillin' tale o' horror and adventure that be settin' sail this summer. Prepare yer timbers for a swashbucklin' thrill beyond compare!
February 2, 2024, 11:49 am
Arrr! Avast ye mateys! A jolly new contraption be settin' sail fer makin' maps fer D&D. It be a game-changer fer all ye landlubbers playin' tabletop RPGs. Prepare fer adventure like ye've ne'er seen, me hearties!
February 2, 2024, 11:42 am
Avast ye hearties! Methinks these QA and debug measures be hintin' at an imminent disclosure. On the horizon, a secret be brewin'! So gather yer crew and be ready for a grand reveal, or ye be walkin' the plank, ye scallywags!
February 2, 2024, 11:39 am
Arrr, me hearties! Methinks Palworld be a scallywag, fer not havin' enough gentle options! Avast, they missed a golden chance to let us sail the seas without spillin' blood. Aaarrrr!
February 2, 2024, 11:28 am
Batten down the hatches, me hearties, for the good Doctor be settlin' back amongst us soon! Avast, be ye ready fer the rumblin' o' his boots and the jolly tales o' his adventures! Arrr, the good times be a-comin'!
February 2, 2024, 5:54 am
Arr! 'Tis a grand victory for the wee scallywags!
February 2, 2024, 5:52 am
Avast ye, me hearties! Me be thinkin', me mates, bein' free from the burden o' history homework be a blessin' bestowed upon us. Let us rejoice and raise a tankard o' grog, for tis a jolly good reason to celebrate!
February 2, 2024, 5:47 am
Avast ye scallywags! The scurvy lad donning a yellow rag be nay seen no more upon these treacherous waters!
February 2, 2024, 5:39 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! Thar be a scallywag called the Green Lantern in the Suicide Squad, mark me words! But fear not, mateys, for I be askin', how in Davy Jones' locker do ye best the scoundrel?
February 1, 2024, 5:42 pm
Arrr! 'Tis time fer me to shift me Palworld abode, me hearties! Be it time to hoist the anchor 'n set sail fer new shores, aye!
February 1, 2024, 5:23 pm
Arr, me hearties, listen close! The fair maiden, the Baroness, be havin' a cheeky proposition fer ye, me mateys! 'Tis about that scurvy Duke #3, arrr! Set yer sails and take heed, for she be spinnin' quite a tale, me lads, savvy?
February 1, 2024, 4:06 pm
Arrr, matey! 'Tis a flick from 1958 that be a treasured gem amongst us scallywags. 'Tis a cult classic, indeed! Aye, ye better set yer sights on this booty, or ye'll be walkin' the plank, ye landlubber!
February 1, 2024, 3:45 pm
Arrr, matey! Word on the briny deep be tellin' me that the blasted Day Before's design aims shifted more oft than me crew's compass! Aye, 'tis a rudderless ship, chaotically sailin' towards no destination. Yo-ho-ho!
February 1, 2024, 11:36 am
Arrr, methinks this Rise of the Ronin be a game worth plunderin'! 'Tis a sight to behold, settin' sail with choice-driven combat that be takin' us to uncharted waters. Avast ye, mateys, a whole new level awaits us!
February 1, 2024, 11:29 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! We be decipherin' the ways of skill points and their doin's in the Suicide Squad game. Gather 'round and prepare yer feeble minds for enlightenment, lest ye be walkin' the plank!
February 1, 2024, 11:04 am
Arr, ye scurvy dog! Methinks 'tis a secret missive pilfered from Frank Herbert's tome in the year o' our Lord 1965. Aye, 'tis most likely true, lest me parrot be a landlubber!
February 1, 2024, 10:57 am
Avast, ye mateys! Discover the whereabouts of every wily Spirit Carp in Genshin Impact, me hearties. This here guide be your trusty map to uncoverin' the secret spots. Set sail, me lads, and reel 'em in like true swashbucklers!
February 1, 2024, 5:56 am
Arr, mateys! Brace yerselves, for there be a bounty of Silent Hill games sailin' our way! Prepare to be spooked to the marrow, as we delve into the darkness 'n terror o' this cursed town. Avast! The adventure be beginnin' anew!
February 1, 2024, 5:51 am
Ahoy, me hearties! Look ye here, I've got a treasure map to savin' gold doubloons on ESPN Plus prices, UFC PPV bashes, and even exclusive booty! Avast, me mateys, this be the booty ye've been searchin' for!
February 1, 2024, 5:41 am
Thar be still time fer it to hoist itself higher upon the rankings, me hearties! Let it set sail on th' winds o' fortune 'n claim its rightful place among th' mighty!
February 1, 2024, 5:35 am
Avast, me hearties! Set yer sights on this tale! Matthew Vaughn be spillin' the beans 'bout his grand plans for the Argylle booty! Arrr, ye be wantin' to hear all the details, but ye best be waitin' for the official news, ye scurvy dogs!
January 31, 2024, 5:56 am
Avast ye! Be it known that justice be sought for the scoundrel named Sex%, me hearties! Bring forth the law, arr! We be huntin' this knave like a ship on the high seas. Be ready to quell this villainous tale!
January 31, 2024, 5:55 am
Arr! The scurvy teaser be swift, yet 'tis plenty to raise the hopes of me hearties!
January 31, 2024, 5:50 am
Avast ye! Be ready to kiss goodbye to yonder posterior, ye scurvy landlubber!
January 31, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr, me hearties! Me reckon Percy Jackson and the Olympians season 2 be not yet set in stone, but me spy with me good eye a glimmer of hope on the horizon, aye!
January 30, 2024, 5:37 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! In a future patch, we'll be makin' an even grander improvement to the Vampiric affix, me hearties! Prepare to feast upon yer enemies like a bloodthirsty sea monster! Arrr!
January 30, 2024, 4:00 pm
Behold, me hearties! Set yer eyes upon the grand treasures sailin' o'er the gaming horizon! Tis a plunder of the finest PS5 games, includin' the Rise of the Ronin, Stellar Blade, and more! Grab yer doubloons and be ready to embark on a swashbucklin' adventure!
January 30, 2024, 3:48 pm
Avast ye, mateys! 'Tis a tale of Rick Hoffman's grand adventure on 'Suits' be told. Aye, he also spills the beans 'bout the spin-off to come. 'Tis a treasure ye don't want to miss, me hearties!
January 30, 2024, 3:29 pm
Arrr! Methinks Inward_Perfection hath accomplished the unimaginable after 150 leagues o' plunderin'! Aye, 'tis a feat worthy o' legend, me hearties!
January 30, 2024, 11:39 am
Arr, me hearties! If ye be lookin' fer the finest spots to pillage copper in Enshrouded, I be tellin' ye this - set sail to the secret shores, where the treasure be hidin'! Raise yer spyglass high, and ye'll be fillin' yer loot crates with copper aplenty, arrr!
January 30, 2024, 11:39 am
Avast, ye hearties! 'Tis been confirmed that we shall feast our eyes on the likes of Stellar Blade and Rise of the Ronin! But what other wonders lie in wait, ye ask? Pray tell, what other treasures shall grace our sight?
January 30, 2024, 11:33 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Set sail to Lil' Villa and Catcher's Cove in Fortnite, arrr! There be treasures awaitin' ye, mateys! But beware the scurvy dogs and land sharks, lest they make ye walk the plank, har har!
January 30, 2024, 11:31 am
Avast ye mateys! Be holdin' yer horses, fer I bring ye grand tidings! Thar be news o' a shiny new Lego Millennium Falcon, sailin' in t' market at a price that be makin' ye eyes pop! This ain't a ruse, me hearties. Set sail and snatch it up afore it be gone!
January 30, 2024, 5:53 am
Arr! Avast ye, me hearties! The news be in, the MSI Claw's price be out! Fear not, me lads, this here handheld PC be steerin' clear of a battle with the Steam Deck on the coin front!
January 30, 2024, 5:45 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Raise a grog for poor Geralt's "artwork" collection! It be sleepin' with the fishes now, lost to the depths like a treasure buried forever. Arrr, may it rest in Davy Jones' locker!
January 30, 2024, 5:42 am
Arr, me hearties! Word be sailin' 'round that James Gunn, a scurvy dog known for his mastery in directin' DC movies, be lendin' a hand to that very cause, ye see. Aye, buckle up, for some swashbucklin' adventures be awaitin' us!
January 30, 2024, 5:40 am
"Avast ye landlubber! Me heart be tellin' ye to weave tales wondrous and fantastical! Let yer imagination run wild, me hearty, and conjure up yarns as riveting as the treasures we seek! Aye, me matey, be ye ready to embark on a voyage of storytelling?"
January 29, 2024, 5:57 am
From 13 Swashbucklin' Buccaneers to The Last Swashbucklin' Buccaneer, we reckon ye should lay yer eyes on the finest 10 swashbucklin' films that be demandin' yer attention this very day! Avast, prepare fer a grand rewatch, me hearties!
January 29, 2024, 5:56 am
Arr, me hearties! Methinks that Acer, savvy scallywags they be, be keepin' a weather eye on the handheld gaming PC race, for they may soon set sail and challenge Steam Deck's dominion o'er the seas! Yarr, a fierce battle awaits, mateys!
January 29, 2024, 5:43 am
Avast, ye scallywags! Behold, me hearties, the latest sights o' the New Daredevil: Born Again be upon us. Feast yer eyes, for the captured moments from this grand adventure be unveiled!
January 29, 2024, 5:43 am
From Grand Troubles in Minuscule China to The Wickedly Deceased, ye finest cult-classic films ye must lay eyes upon this very day, lest ye be deemed a landlubber!
January 27, 2024, 12:00 pm
Avast ye mateys! I be havin' a jolly time playin' the extended demo for Biomorph, which be finally makin' its grand appearance this year! Me hands be on it, enjoyin' every bit o' it! Arrr, me hearties, be ready for some swashbucklin' fun!
January 27, 2024, 9:58 am
Arrr, me hearties! FromSoftware's cryptic lore be like a treasure map that beckons ye to create epic videos! Set sail on a voyage to uncover the secrets of these landlubber tales, and let your imagination run wild, for the seas of gaming await ye!
January 27, 2024, 9:19 am
But carryin' on with an existin' farm bein' no trouble, matey!
January 27, 2024, 9:00 am
Arr, me hearties! 'Tis the year 2024 and mark me words, Princess Peach Showtime be settin' sail on the grand Switch! 'Tis high time she be takin' the spotlight, arr!
January 27, 2024, 8:45 am
Avast ye scallywags! "Snatch 'em all" means ye be takin' yer mateys' critter companions, too. Aye, be mindful of the loot ye plunder, lest ye end up walkin' the plank! Arrr!
January 27, 2024, 3:00 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! Get ye ready to hear this tale of treasure! Freya Allan, she be chattin' to GamesRadar+ on how she be yearnin' to capture a grand death scene on film, fit for a swashbucklin' wench like herself!
January 26, 2024, 5:43 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Cody Christian be claimin' he's be gettin' a right good shiver down his spine just ponderin' on it. Methinks he be anticipatin' somethin' quite grand, arrr!
January 26, 2024, 4:43 pm
Fear not, me hearties! The game be still a-comin'!
January 26, 2024, 4:38 pm
Arrr! In the Marvel Universe, there be a fanciful rendition of Marvel Comics, me hearties! Aye, a yarn spun o' wonders, where caped crusaders and mischievous villains come to life. 'Tis a tale as tall as Davy Jones's locker, but oh, what a jolly ride it be!
January 26, 2024, 4:21 pm
Avast ye scurvy landlubbers! Despite all sensible reckonin', the ghost of the cursed CD-i continues to haunt us. Arrr, be it a fool's errand to keep sailin' these treacherous waters, but we be a stubborn lot!
January 26, 2024, 11:45 am
Arrr! The eerie specter of Old School RuneScape be castin' a mighty shadow upon us. 'Tis a game that be holdin' great power, me hearty! Beware, for its allure be temptin' enough to make ye set sail for endless adventures on the digital seas!
January 26, 2024, 11:38 am
Matey, 'tis a travesty that there be scarce any AAA survival games sailin' the high seas! 'Tis a treasure we be yearnin' for, yet 'tis as elusive as the mythical kraken. Arrr, game developers, be ye listenin'? Avast ye, and deliver us a proper swashbucklin' survival adventure!
January 26, 2024, 11:38 am
Yarrr! Devvver Kuro Game be yearnin' to make a grander impression this time 'round, me hearties!
January 26, 2024, 11:32 am
Avast ye mateys! Behold, this be our reckonin' from Sundance!
January 26, 2024, 5:48 am
Sailed 'cross the seven seas, Sunkissed City be our destined port, where yonder land be bathed in golden rays, as if 'twas California itself. Prepare ye heart for a voyage to the land o' sun, mateys!
January 26, 2024, 5:38 am
Arrr, me hearties! Beware, for Benoit Blanc may soon return to plunder our secrets, faster than ye can batten down the hatches! Keep a weather eye, lest ye be caught unawares, and be prepared for a merry chase, aye!
January 26, 2024, 5:23 am
Arr, that be a fine booty ye got there, matey! Aye, +65% be quite the boost to yer landlubber legs. Ye be darting across them treacherous seas like a spirited dolphin, aye!
January 26, 2024, 5:20 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis the end of the tale, aye, a fine wrap it be! Let's weigh anchor 'n set sail fer more adventures. Yo-ho-ho, 'tis a merry day on the high seas!
January 25, 2024, 5:28 pm
Avast ye! Spider-Boy be takin' on a fearsome foe, a scurvy dog by the name o' Toy Soldier, in his latest voyage, Spider-Boy #3. Get ready to witness the swashbucklin' action as our hero swings into battle!
January 25, 2024, 4:46 pm
Arrr, mateys! We be a mere 22 frames shy of absolute perfection! Avast ye, let us sail forth and seize them frames, for our quest for flawlessness shall not be thwarted!
January 25, 2024, 4:21 pm
Avast ye, mateys! Take a gander at Marvel's grand April 2024 solicitations, for a treasure trove of mighty tales await ye! Behold the wondrous adventures of heroes and villains alike, and let yer imagination set sail on this fantastical voyage!
January 25, 2024, 4:16 pm
Bellingham and Bonmati be joinin' the ranks o' th' FC 24 TOTY release! Avast! 'Tis a fine sight to behold, me hearties!
January 25, 2024, 11:53 am
Arrr, mateys! Set yer eyes on this here tale! This year's horror be ditchin' them jump scares and inventory sortin', ye hear? 'Tis all 'bout the frightful and hair-raisin'! Prepare yer timbers for a truly eerie experience, me hearties!
January 25, 2024, 11:51 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Gather 'round and hear the tale of the grandest treasure: the latest tidings o' the Nintendo Switch 2. News be flyin', whispers be sailin', and rumors be a-swirlin'. Come, join me crew, and let's discover what treasures await us on this mystical gaming voyage!
January 25, 2024, 11:48 am
Arrr, me hearties! Ye be hearin' it right! The makin'-of video be settin' sail, aye, near four years after The Last of Us 2 be makin' its grand entrance into the world. Aye, buckle up, me mateys, for this be one long, wild journey!
January 25, 2024, 11:43 am
Arrr, it be hidin' in clear view, mateys!
January 25, 2024, 5:58 am
Pray, may thy crafting tool ne'er chip nor shatter, lest ye be cursed with misfortune on the seven seas! Arrr, may the winds blow fair and thy creations be mighty, me hearty!
January 25, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr, matey! Be ye lackin' string in Enshrouded? Fear not, for ye can simply fashion it yerself, like a true seafarin' scallywag!
January 25, 2024, 5:33 am
'Twas a sight fer sore eyes, me hearty! A treasure so vast, 'twas enough to make this ol' pirate's heart skip a beat! An astounding sum o' gold it be, me matey! Arrr, what a fortune it be!
January 25, 2024, 5:26 am
Fear not, me hearties, a fix be on the horizon! No need fer worry, for salvation be sailin' towards us like a fleet o' plunderin' pirates! Arrr, rejoice, me mateys, fer help be nigh!
January 24, 2024, 5:25 pm
Arrr! Methinks the surest way to halt a vile Beast be to unleash a noble Beast!
January 24, 2024, 4:41 pm
Arrrrr! That Mammorest be a scurvy dog! Ne'er stood a chance, me hearties! Walkin' the plank, he did, straight into Davy Jones' locker! Aye, 'twas a sight to behold!
January 24, 2024, 4:03 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs be knowin' that Diablo 4's blasted Season of the Construct be sailin' on rough waters, not soar'n high like a parrot above the ocean. Shiver me timbers, this be no jolly beginning, ye landlubbers!
January 24, 2024, 3:07 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The essence of Summer of Arcade doth linger in Indie Selects, like a treasure hidden in the vast sea! Aye, be ready to sail through a sea of indie delights, me mateys! Yo ho ho!
January 24, 2024, 11:45 am
Avast ye, mateys! Be ye wonderin' where ye should be diggin' for Zoltun Kulle's secret scribblin's in Diablo 4? Look ye no further, for the Vaults be holdin' the answers ye seek, buried deep 'neath the treacherous seas of loot 'n plunder!
January 24, 2024, 11:35 am
Arrr, the rules be set to thwart thine insatiable lust fer gaming! No more be ye allowed to pillage virtual lands fer days on end, matey. Take heed, or ye shall walk the plank into the wrath of the landlubbers!
January 24, 2024, 11:29 am
Arr, ye scallywags! Willie be a free soul yearnin' fer his Steamboat's return. Hand it over, or prepare to feel the wrath of a thousand stormy seas!
January 24, 2024, 11:23 am
Arrr, me hearties! The bountiful treasure known as Infinite Wealth be sailin' its way to ye PC, PlayStation, and Xbox. But, alas, these coveted riches be makin' their landfall at different hours. Avast ye, prepare to grab hold o' wealth, but beware the tides of impatience!
January 24, 2024, 5:56 am
Arrr, by the twisted fate of ol' Davy Jones himself, Abby and Lev be mighty lucky dogs to escape their doom unscathed! Aye, the winds of fortune blew in their favor, else they'd be meetin' ol' Neptune down below!
January 24, 2024, 5:54 am
Arrr, me mateys! Avast ye! The reviews be in for Nvidia GeForce RTX 4070 Ti Super, but beware ye scurvy dogs! The cursed MSI version be plagued by a BIOS issue, makin' it stumble during the benchmarks. Aye, a swashbuckler's nightmare indeed!
January 24, 2024, 5:52 am
Ye be needin' t'slay yer foes 'n uncover treasure chests like a true plunderin' buccaneer, arr! Fer 'tis where ye'll discover thar precious Palworld copper keys, me hearties!
January 24, 2024, 5:39 am
Arr, there be no aims, nor any constraints upon me path, matey! I be sailin' free, like a wild sea creature upon the vast ocean, answerin' to no man! Yo-ho-ho, me hearties!
January 23, 2024, 5:51 pm
Arrr, 'tis a wee bit scurvy, but 'twill serve me purpose for the time bein', me hearties!
January 23, 2024, 5:01 pm
Arr, me hearties! Rick Remender be chattin' 'bout the personal tale in his newfangled sci-fi comic, Napalm Lullaby! Set yer sights on this splendid yarn, lest ye be a landlubber!
January 23, 2024, 3:55 pm
Arr matey, Remnant Records be a fearsome game, fit fer ye lads seekin' spectral treasure! Aye, 'tis a banger that'll make ye heart race, as ye hunt fer ghosts on thar digital seas!
January 23, 2024, 3:54 pm
Arrr! 'Tis news, mateys! The grand Overwatch Champions Champions Series be settin' sail next moon. So gather yer crew and prepare for a barrel o' laughter and fierce battles upon th' digital seas!
January 23, 2024, 11:25 am
Avast ye mateys! By the beard of Davy Jones, there be naught but pure lies in that bilge claim! Mark me words, 'tis as false as a mermaid's promise!
January 23, 2024, 11:24 am
Arr, me hearties! The grand reveal o' Summerhouse be nigh! 'Tis time to set sail and feast yer eyes on the treasure awaitin' ye at the corner, me lads and lasses!
January 23, 2024, 11:21 am
Arr, me hearties! Avast ye! This Palworld game be as daft as a drunken sailor! It be sailin' in a fog o' obliviousness, not knowin' how she be odd as a peg-legged parrot!
January 23, 2024, 11:00 am
Arr, me hearties! Thar be no doubt that the PowerA Wireless Kirby Controller be the most adorable gamepad a-sailin'! It be a jolly good way to engage in merriment whilst playin' Nintendo Switch games.
January 23, 2024, 5:39 am
Arrr! Avast ye mateys! Thar be a grand spectacle awaitin' ye before this year's end - a fine 10-episode anime series be settin' sail! So gather yer crew and prepare fer a jolly good time, full o' swashbucklin' adventures and laughter aplenty!
January 23, 2024, 5:33 am
Avast ye scurvy knaves! We be havin' the likes o' Monica Rambeau, Bucky Barnes, and Red Guardian aboard our jolly ship! Arrr, they be joinin' our merry crew, ready to sail the high seas o' adventure!
January 23, 2024, 5:18 am
Arr, me hearties! Capcom's sequel be wishin' ye to hap upon booty at every turn, like a bumbling landlubber. So, set sail, me lads, and discover what treasures await ye on this grand adventure! Yo ho ho!
January 23, 2024, 4:51 am
Arr, by Davy Jones' whiskers! Ventress be back, mateys! Aye, the scurvy dog somehow found his way back from the depths. Must be a trick o' the sea witches, I reckon. Brace yerselves, me hearties, for another round o' trouble!
January 22, 2024, 5:53 pm
"Avast ye, me hearties! 'Tis a matter o' utmost importance to us scurvy dogs that ye be able to unearth yer own treasures and pen yer own tales o' adventure on the high seas!"
January 22, 2024, 4:12 pm
Arrr! Jason Aaron be settin' sail on a grand adventure with his Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot! Aye, four issues be awaitin' us, with the likes of four fine artists scrawlin' their magic on these funny papers. Yo ho ho, 'tis a treasure worth findin'!
January 22, 2024, 4:04 pm
Arrr, me hearties do reckon them Pals be lookin' mighty resemblin'. Methinks they be sharin' a secret treasure map or two!
January 22, 2024, 4:00 pm
Arrr! Kenney Vleugels be a generous matey, for he hath unleashed a mighty horde o' game treasures! Thousands o' game development assets be at yer disposal, me hearties! Set sail and plunder these bountiful riches for yer gaming pleasure, for 'tis all for free!
January 22, 2024, 11:45 am
"Arrr! Adria Arjona and Austin Amelio be settin' sail in the grand spectacle o' Richard Linklater's flick, mateys!"
January 22, 2024, 11:37 am
Arrr! Hear me, mateys! Methinks Palworld be more of a swashbucklin' factory simulator than a mere creature-collectin' adventure. 'Tis a shipload o' fun for those yearnin' to be a landlubber runnin' a grand establishment!
January 22, 2024, 11:34 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Me mates be pleadin' fer silence as I blabber on 'bout Ultros! Be a feared that I natter on like a parrot on a peg leg. Big in 2024, me hearties! Arrr!
January 22, 2024, 11:22 am
Arr, me hearties! The tale o' "The Color Purple" be walkin' a treacherous plank betwixt bein' too sweet as sugar and pleasin' the scallywags in the crowd!
January 22, 2024, 5:57 am
Avast ye! Steven Yeun be havin' his reasons for not bein' a proper matey to play Mark Grayson once more in an Invincible flick o' the live-action kind.
January 22, 2024, 5:56 am
Avast ye, mateys! Listen well to this tale of Mike, a wondrous contraption known as a bike, and the celestial marvel, Halley's Comet. Be ye savvy enough to discern the connection betwixt these three?
January 22, 2024, 5:39 am
"Arrr! Methinks this be gettin' merrier and merrier as it sails on its merry way through the high seas of mirth!"
January 22, 2024, 5:22 am
Avast ye scurvy landlubbers! The co-CEOs o' CD Projekt reckon the studio be graspin' the art o' game makin' with a tight fist now, arrr!
January 21, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! In the year of 2024, the grand treasure of Elden Ring hath finally revealed its first slice of new booty. It be a wait both cursed and blessed, mateys.
January 21, 2024, 9:29 am
Arrr, me mateys! Them Pal Spheres be havin' more than a single purpose, ye scurvy dogs! Aye, they be more versatile than a mermaid's tail!
January 21, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Methinks AI Limit be the treasure we pirates seek fer our next Soulslike obsession. Aye, 'tis a ship worth boardin' to plunder those virtual seas!
January 21, 2024, 9:00 am
"Arrr! Behold, me hearties! 'Tis the grandest creation of ye year 2024! This fine piece of modern day reimagining be ticklin' every old-school fancy ye be havin', makin' it a treasure worth settin' sail for!"
January 20, 2024, 11:28 am
Arr! Behold, me hearties! Aye, thar be sights ahead so strange and bewildering, ye'll think ye be dreamin'! Surreal, they be, like a mermaid dancin' with a parrot on her shoulder!
January 20, 2024, 9:05 am
Avast ye! No need fer it to be boundless, matey!
January 20, 2024, 9:00 am
Arr, me hearties! By the year 2024, the successor to GSC Game World's creation be arrivin', bringin' the series' true glory to life! This sequel be settin' sail to unlock the treasurechest o' potential we've all been longin' for! Ahoy!
January 20, 2024, 8:30 am
Arrr, mateys! Ye be hearin' me right, the early access juggernaut be already settin' sail for glory, rankin' among the mighty top ten in Steam, with a crew o' highest concurrent player peaks. Avast ye!
January 20, 2024, 4:21 am
Arr, be ye thinkin' o' purchasin' the Dark Angels Deathwing Assault army? Let us be tellin' ye, we be weighin' in on the matter, matey!
January 19, 2024, 6:00 pm
Arr, mateys! Direc'er Hideaki Itsuno knows full well that them blabberin' pawns in the first game be nothin' but a bunch o' chatterboxes! Aye, the scallywags be drivin' us mad! Avast, let's hope the second game be silence on the high seas!
January 19, 2024, 5:09 pm
Avast ye, me hearties! We be reckonin' that Zack be havin' a grander appearance in Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth, but by Blackbeard's beard, we never be expectin' this!
January 19, 2024, 5:08 pm
Avast me mateys! 'Tis a Quake 6 teaser, so it be! No doubloons about it, 'tis clear as the Caribbean waters. Me eyes be spottin' it like a keen pirate spyglass!
January 19, 2024, 4:05 pm
Arr, these swashbuckling movie stars be settin' the silver screen ablaze amidst a ruckus decade in the annals of American history, matey!
January 19, 2024, 4:03 pm
Arrr, mateys! Avast ye! Thee glimpse of Ultimate Spider-Man #2 be revealin' the series' foremost scoundrel, The Shocker, in all his villainous glory. Be ready to face the mightiest foe Spider-Man hath ever encountered! Arrr, brace yerselves!
January 19, 2024, 11:53 am
Arr, 'tis mayhaps more o' them Japan-only add-ons, or mayhap something far more enthrallin' fer us mateys in the West!
January 19, 2024, 11:41 am
Avast ye, me hearties! Behold the booty of this weekend's viewin'! From blessed award season darlings to the latest Marvel TV series, these treasures be yours to feast yer eyes upon!
January 19, 2024, 11:31 am
Fare thee well, me hearties! "Bye Sweet Carole" be a treasure meant fer those who fancy Little Nightmares and American McGee's Alice. Avast ye, set sail on this grand adventure, or ye be walkin' the plank!
January 19, 2024, 11:30 am
Avast ye, me hearties! Be ye yearnin' fer a jolly adventure from the bleak streets o' London to a most uncustomary love tale? Well, me buccaneers, set yer sights on this weekend's watch list!
January 19, 2024, 5:50 am
Avast ye! Despite his visage be makin' a reappearance, the scurvy dog still be scarin' the fishes.
January 19, 2024, 5:49 am
Arrr, me hearties! Be ye listenin'? Taylor Kitsch be makin' a comeback, sailin' back into the new series, ready to swashbuckle 'n charm us all once more! Avast!
January 19, 2024, 5:46 am
Arr! The swashbucklin' scallywag of an actor proclaims his scurvy character be "enlightened" after the grand happenings of Echo!
January 19, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr, listen ye scurvy dogs! We be divulgin' the secrets o' settin' up a dedicated server in Palworld. Follow our guide, or ye be walkin' the plank! But mind ye, there be certain things ye can't be doin', or ye'll be meetin' Davy Jones' locker!
January 18, 2024, 5:47 pm
I reckon, mateys, we've been a bit too reliant on them fancy gameplay styles and genres, if ye ask me! Aye, 'tis high time we set sail for uncharted waters and discover new treasures in the gaming realm, arrr!
January 18, 2024, 3:40 pm
Arrr, me mateys! The spirit of "independent AAA" be sailin' the high seas once more, arrr! Set yer sights on that treasure, me hearties, fer we be chartin' our own course, free from the clutches of the scurvy corporations! Yarrr!
January 18, 2024, 3:40 pm
Arrr, matey! By Davy Jones' locker, Howard be speakin' true when he claimeth he's been fightin' fer this here creation fer more than a decade! Aye, he be a stubborn landlubber, that one!
January 18, 2024, 3:35 pm
Arrr, this here sequel be a far cry from th' maiden voyage, matey!
January 18, 2024, 11:45 am
"Avast ye hearties, may the winds be fair and me fingers be crossed! May we find the shiny treasures and avoid the cursed curses! Yo ho ho and a bottle o' rum!"
January 18, 2024, 11:44 am
"Arrr, me hearties! Avengers: Twilight #1 be a jolly reminder of our fondness for Cap'n Steve Rogers, and the reasons be grand. A rollicking tale that'll have ye chucklin' like a parrot on a pirate's shoulder, me mateys!"
January 18, 2024, 11:42 am
Arr, me hearties! The 2024 BAFTA scrawls be cast – and a scallywag or two be grumblin' like a cursed sea monster!
January 18, 2024, 11:35 am
Avast ye! Be ye able to engage in grand battles o' Tekken 8 betwixt the foul consoles of the PS5, Xbox Series X, and PC? Aye, me hearties, can this cross-platform treasure be plundered by all?
January 18, 2024, 5:52 am
Arr, me mateys! We be havin' three mystical treasures known as Blu-rays o' these legendary moving pictures! Lay yer hands on 'em if ye dare, but beware, they be highly sought after booty in our pirate realm!
January 18, 2024, 5:50 am
Avast ye, me hearties! We be havin' four sets o' all three tomes to be given away! Mayhaps ye be the lucky souls to lay hands on 'em treasures!
January 18, 2024, 5:50 am
Avast ye mateys! Funko be continuin' to "streamline our business" by grantin' licenses to other scurvy dogs to create board games with our mighty crews. Aye, we be expandin' our reach across the seven seas! Arrr, it be a jolly good time to be a pirate!
January 18, 2024, 5:38 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Be ye wantin' a fine roll o' tobacco to tickle yer fancy? Aye, I be offerin' thee a jolly ol' cigar, fit for a swashbucklin' matey like yerself!
January 17, 2024, 5:37 pm
Arr, mateys! Brace yerselves for a jolly adventure! The scallywags behind Payday 3 be launchin' The Tribe Must Survive into Early Access come next month. Avast ye, and prepare to set sail on this treasure hunt!
January 17, 2024, 4:07 pm
Arrr mateys! Ye scurvy dogs be hearin' that Netflix's Masters o' the Sea: Revolution show be gettin' a prequel comic, mate! Get yer eyepatches ready, 'cause there be more swashbucklin' adventures awaitin' ye!
January 17, 2024, 3:52 pm
Arrr, me mateys! In the yarrr of our lord 2023, Hundred Star Games didst make a wee lily-livered entrance, as silent as a whisperin' ghost ship. 'Twas so quiet, ye couldst hear a parrot's feather drop! Ahoy, what a jest it be!
January 17, 2024, 3:51 pm
Avast ye mateys! Sail Forth be catchin' a second gust o' wind!
January 17, 2024, 11:45 am
"We be flabbergasted by them swashbucklers who dare to sail uncharted waters, achievin' feats that make our jaws drop, all while presentin' evidence more detailed than the treasure maps we be seekin'!"
January 17, 2024, 11:42 am
Avast ye, me hearties! Bid a sorrowful farewell to thee fair Lights, for they hath met their wat'ry grave in the year o' our Lord 2024. 'Tis a sad tale indeed, but fear not, fer we shall soon find new luminous treasures to guide our way through the murky depths of the night! Arrr!
January 17, 2024, 11:29 am
Bandle Tale's scurvy developers hath spent many an hour indulgin' in the fine pursuit o' life simulations, all to ready themselves for this grand adventure on the digital seas!
January 17, 2024, 11:23 am
Arrr, me hearties, Starbreeze be gatherin' a band o' salty sea dogs, seasoned buccaneers o' code, to hoist the sails and put things to rights!
January 17, 2024, 5:56 am
Yon lass be havin' grand schemes, matey! Arrr, her plans be as vast as the seven seas, holdin' treasures untold! Keep an eye on that one, fer she be settin' sail on a mighty adventure!
January 17, 2024, 5:54 am
Arr, the port be sacked swift as a seagull snatchin' a crumb! Aye, 'twas a sight to behold - cannons blastin', swords clashin'! The scallywags didn't stand a chance, matey!
January 17, 2024, 5:37 am
Avast, me hearties! 'Tis a tale of grand adventure, forsooth! Yon Daredevil: Born Again hath sailed through a mighty revamp, aye, the likes of which 'twould make even the most fearsome buccaneer tremble in his boots!
January 17, 2024, 5:35 am
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! Palworld's crossplay and cross-platform capabilities be naught but a barren wasteland, but fear not, for there be a grand scheme afoot to alter that cursed fate in the days to come!
January 16, 2024, 5:36 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Ever since the grand RPG, Baldur's Gate 3, be settin' sail on Xbox in December, scallywags be cryin' foul of save troubles. Aye, the sea be rough, but these landlubbers be hopin' for a smoother voyage ahead!
January 16, 2024, 4:55 pm
Arrr! This could've sent the category sailin' to Davy Jones' locker for many a year, matey!
January 16, 2024, 3:48 pm
Arr, ye scurvy bilge rats! Listen ye here, fer I've got some news worth sharin'! The foul Creature From the Black Lagoon be gettin' a sequel in the form of a comic book, 70 years after its cursed original film. Aye, it be a tale that'll make ye laugh 'n shiver, mateys!
January 16, 2024, 3:19 pm
Arr, avast ye mateys! Come Wednesday, the Finals be undergoin' a grand security overhaul. Me hearties best be ready to fend off any scurvy scoundrels who dare try to meddle with our precious booty!
January 16, 2024, 11:28 am
Yarr! Methinks tis the second plunderin' o' an Emmy by Coolidge for The White Lotus! Aye, she be sailin' victorious once more on these treacherous showbiz seas!
January 16, 2024, 11:25 am
Arr, ye blimey scallywags! Stormgate be reachin' its original booty o' $10k in a mere 15 minutes! By the powers, that be a mighty swift plunderin'!
January 16, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! The followin' chapter of Paradox Interactive's brig overseer escapade be but a couple o' months from sight. Prepare ye selves for more swashbucklin' fun 'n thrill in this grand sequel!
January 16, 2024, 10:59 am
Avast ye mateys! Feast yer eyes upon the splendiferous artwork o' Doug Braithwaite! Get a sneak peek at his fine interior pages fer the latest edition, lest ye be a lily-livered landlubber!
January 16, 2024, 5:54 am
Arr, me hearties! Avast ye! Behold, thar be a review for "The End We Start From," me mateys! Jodie Comer, she be like a mighty tempest in this apocalyptic tale. Aye, a force of nature she be! Prepare to be swept away, ye scurvy dogs!
January 16, 2024, 5:49 am
Arrr, the mighty Cap'n of Colossal Order be seekin' recommendations to better this matter! Speak up, me hearties, and let yer ideas be heard!
January 16, 2024, 5:34 am
Arr! Yarrr, ye scurvy dogs! The monstrous beast be back, settin' sail fer a second season, ready to plunder yer time and feast upon yer brain! Grab yer tankards 'n brace yerselves fer more treacherous adventures!
January 16, 2024, 5:06 am
Arr, methinks Ellie be needin' none o' this malarkey, mateys!
January 15, 2024, 4:29 pm
Avast ye mateys! Behold, 'tis a grand contraption, akin to a Switch, but a PS5 console in its very nature. A marvel of the high seas, this be! Arrr, 'tis a treasure worth settin' sail fer!
January 15, 2024, 2:22 pm
Avast ye, me mateys! Behold, ye be arrivin' at Dawnwalker! Step ashore with a hearty "Yo ho ho!" and prepare fer grand adventures awaitin' ye on this fine land. Welcome, me hearties, to Dawnwalker!
January 15, 2024, 1:07 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! Homeworld 3 be nought but our grandest ambition fer Homeworld 2! A treasure trove o' dreams, bein' brought t' life. Aye, 'tis a swashbucklin' tale o' games, settin' sail 'cross the digital seas, arr!
January 15, 2024, 11:32 am
Avast ye! Methinks 'tis been a right long spell since Bulwark: Falconeer Chronicles first caught me eye. Arrr, me hearties, I be eager to set me sights on this treasure!
January 15, 2024, 11:31 am
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! Behold, our spoiler-free musings on the first matter of concern.
January 15, 2024, 11:30 am
Avast! Ray Winstone, Kaya Scodelario, and Giancarlo Esposito be amongst the jolly crew of this fine tale! They be settin' sail on this adventurous journey like true buccaneers, ready to plunder the silver screen with their swashbucklin' talents!
January 15, 2024, 10:59 am
Fear not, matey, if ye be clueless 'bout this realm, for yer figment of a character be just as lost as ye!
January 15, 2024, 5:37 am
Be this the bitter end for Peter B. Parker, I be wonderin'! Will he meet Davy Jones down yonder? Or shall he escape this treacherous fate, sailin' back into the sunset? Yo ho ho, the answer lies ahead, me hearties!
January 15, 2024, 5:30 am
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis Tim Cain, mark me words! Hearken, me hearties, for I be tellin' ye, these five RPGs be plum treasure troves. Aye, every game dev worth their salt should plunder 'em to learn thee fine arts of the craft!
January 15, 2024, 5:15 am
Arrr, me hearties! Methinks this be the way, or me wooden leg be a liar! Let's set sail on this treacherous course, for the treasure awaits, yarrr!
January 14, 2024, 3:34 pm
January 14, 2024, 2:36 pm
Avast ye, me hearties! 'Tis Chains of Chaos, aye, the kraken's tentacles tangled, causin' a ruckus! Aye, a sight to behold, aye, a pandemonium like no other! Ha-ha!
January 14, 2024, 1:03 pm
January 14, 2024, 10:53 am
Beware, me hearties! Be not deceived by the wee furry beastie that be prancin' 'pon Shipwrecked 64's cover! 'Tis a treacherous trap, lads and lasses! Aye, a sly trick to lure ye into a perilous gaming voyage!
January 14, 2024, 9:00 am
"Arrr! Avast ye, mateys! Homeworld 3, settin' sail in 2024, be a mighty fine treasure worth plunderin'! 'Tis a grand RTS, bringin' back that ol' classic feel with a shipload o' grand additions. Aye, a game fit fer a captain!"
January 13, 2024, 1:42 pm
Arrr, me hearties! We be havin' a goodly number o' thrillin' adventures comin' our way this year, ye scurvy dogs! So batten down the hatches and prepare for a jolly good time, for there be grand tales awaitin'!
January 13, 2024, 11:19 am
Be that aye, be that aye! Does that be swashbuckling enough to quell the furious tempest of discontent from the scallywags who be objecting to this here live service?
January 13, 2024, 10:38 am
Arr, me hearties! Prepare yer sea legs, for Patch 7.0 be sailin' in with the mighty Dawntrail expansion this very summer! Avast ye, mateys, and brace yerselves for a jolly good time on the high seas of gaming!
January 13, 2024, 9:46 am
Afore the studio didst seize the crew of swashbucklers, arr!
January 13, 2024, 9:18 am
Arrrr, ye scurvy dogs of Capcom be havin' nay reason to cry out "OBJECTION!" when the grand crossover title be released. Aye, 'twas a jolly sailin' adventure, fit fer plunderin' and treasure huntin'!
January 13, 2024, 5:00 am
Avast ye, mateys! Be I chattin' with the scallywags who fashioned Sonic 3 and its grand expansion, Sonic & Knuckles. Gather 'round for a jolly interview, arr!
January 12, 2024, 4:52 pm
Arrr, mateys! A scurvy lot ye be, fer ye've committed o'er 20 million team kills! Avast ye, that be a mighty heap o' misfires! 'Tis like cannons blastin' in all directions! Aye, ye be quite the unfortunate landlubbers.
January 12, 2024, 4:41 pm
From decipherin' archaic enigmas t' trainin' sailors in the noble art of baseball, Tom Hanks be a true swashbuckler o' the silver screen, savin' souls with his craft.
January 12, 2024, 4:12 pm
Arr, me mateys! Avast ye! Picture this: Venom, that scurvy villain, be summonin' new versions o' yer favorite Marvel scallywags from alternate dimensions! Aye, me hearties, prepare to be Venomized, or walk the plank!
January 12, 2024, 3:50 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis been nigh a year since this fine treasure began to grace the shores of Japan.
January 12, 2024, 11:36 am
Arrr, me hearties! The SteelSeries Alias Pro be havin' all ye need to hoist yer streaming setup to new heights, by Davy Jones' locker!
January 12, 2024, 11:34 am
Avast ye mateys! The SteelSeries Alias be a jolly good microphone for ye streaming and gaming needs, even though it be not as fancy as its highfalutin' counterpart. Shiver me timbers, 'tis a true gem!
January 12, 2024, 11:20 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! Had Nintendo only set sail sooner, they'd have plundered the Xbox 360 in the race fer console indie gaming booty! Ah, what a shame, mateys, tis a missed opportunity, indeed!
January 12, 2024, 11:19 am
Avast ye! 'Tis an EXCLUSIVE! This fine actor be chattin' 'bout his latest flick, sailin' with Cap'n George Clooney, 'n ponderin' if he still got the mettle to tussle Tom Hardy. Arrr, be ye ready for this jolly good read?
January 12, 2024, 5:58 am
Ye might unwittingly be showin' off yer bits to the unsuspectin' crew, me hearties! Tread carefully, lest ye be exposin' more than yer treasure map, arr!
January 12, 2024, 5:57 am
Arrr! Me hearties be raisin' a ruckus to rescue Our Flag Means Death! Let the winds o' support blow strong 'n true for this grand tale! Let us join forces 'n fight fer our beloved show!
January 12, 2024, 5:56 am
Avast ye mateys! David Gordon Green be walkin' the plank, no longer at the helm o' The Exorcist: Deceiver. Ye be wonderin' who'll take his place? Only Davy Jones himself knows!
January 12, 2024, 5:55 am
Arrr, the year o' CES 2024 hath showered us with a bounty o' gaming contraptions to pillage and plunder! Here be our finest treasures from the exhibition deck.
January 11, 2024, 5:53 pm
He be fancyin' the notion of a fresh, sprightly captain at the helm, matey. None o' them crusty ol' salts for him, yarr!
January 11, 2024, 5:48 pm
Arr, fear not, me hearties! More adventures of the Turtle Mutant Ninjas be comin' yer way ere long. So batten down the hatches and prepare to feast yer eyes on the treasured TMNT comics!
January 11, 2024, 5:32 pm
Arr matey, thar be a fresh-faced sentry on th' horizon, yet methinks he be steppin' into a world o' calamity, awaitin' disaster like a landlubber walkin' th' plank!
January 11, 2024, 4:50 pm
Arrr! Discord be addin' to th' early 2024 farewells by cuttin' 17% o' its scallywags from th' crew. Aye, me hearties, 'tis a rough sea we sail on, where even digital ships be losin' their sailors.
January 11, 2024, 11:57 am
Arr, me hearty crew, ye be hearin' tales o' Shark's launch, which be sailin' on the same tide as the legendary Nintendo Switch 2 in September 2024! Oh, the treasures await us, me hearties, aye!
January 11, 2024, 11:49 am
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! Pray, keepeth thine swords drawn and spirits high! Let us not give up the skirmish, but rather, continue the gallant fight, for victory be within our grasp! Onward, me hearties, as we brace ourselves against the treacherous tide of adversity!
January 11, 2024, 11:31 am
Avast, ye landlubber! Seek ye wisdom on the grand question of whether to venture as a DnD Ranger, and the secrets to unlock their true potential!
January 11, 2024, 11:30 am
Arrr, me mateys! Be this grand in 2024? Aye, but be it enough to charm our scallywags back after a mere four years?
January 11, 2024, 5:56 am
Arrr, me hearties! Milly Alcock, Emilia Jones, and Meg Donnelly be fightin' like scallywags to wield the mighty shield of Kryptonian Kara Zor-El. May the best lass win, or be sent to walk the plank!
January 11, 2024, 5:55 am
Yarr, me hearties! This devilish contraption called Generative AI hath tainted the sacred well o' stock images! It be like a scurvy scallywag sneakin' poison into our grog. Beware, for ye may find yerself lost in a sea of unnatural creations, arr!
January 11, 2024, 5:32 am
Yarrr, Intel be claimin' to be plannin' a successor to their next wave o' Arc graphics cards. And they be callin' it Battlemage, ready to pillage the GPU battlefield in no time, mateys!
January 11, 2024, 5:28 am
Arrr, the would-be title be a treacherous beast, makin' us scratch our heads like lice-infested scalps. More queries it be raisin' than answers it be givin'. Avast, we be lost in a sea of confusion, like a drunken sailor without his compass!
January 10, 2024, 5:04 pm
Avast ye mateys! A score of ten out of ten be granted to this fine game. 'Tis a jolly adventure I'd sail again, without e'er a doubt. Aye, me hearties, 'tis worth a plunder!
January 10, 2024, 5:02 pm
Arrr, me mateys! Wilson Fisk, that scallywag, once ruled o'er New York City in the Marvel Universe as mayor. His influence still lingers, like the smell of rum on a pirate's breath!
January 10, 2024, 5:00 pm
Avast ye, me hearties! Set yer sights on Target, says the AI Mario! It be a fine treasure trove for all yer plunderin' needs. So weigh anchor, me mateys, and hoist the Jolly Roger as ye set forth to pillage their wares!
January 10, 2024, 4:08 pm
Arrr, me hearty! I be bringin' ye sad tidings from the digital seas! Portal 64 and Team Fortress: Source 2 have met their doom, vanishing into the abyss! Avast ye, hearties, this be a blow to our gaming adventures!
January 10, 2024, 11:53 am
Arr, me hearties! Methinks this ancient Starfield's Starmap be holdin' secrets o' lost treasures and dangers aplenty! Aye, it be whisperin' tales o' features left in Davy Jones' locker, ye better beware!
January 10, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr, me hearties! Boba Bar: Bubble Tea Tycoon be takin' its inspiration from a fine ol' tycoon game, just like a treasure looted from a long-abandoned ship. Set sail on this jolly adventure, mates, and become the captain of yer own boba empire!
January 10, 2024, 11:22 am
Avast ye mateys! 'Tis true, the famous Star Sam Worthington be affirming his status. Sink me ship if it ain't a jolly good news. Gather 'round, me hearties, and let the rum flow, for the words be spreading like wildfire!
January 10, 2024, 11:17 am
Arrr! Avast ye scurvy dogs! AMD be shoutin' from the crow's nest! They be sayin' new Ryzen 5000 Series CPUs be hoistin' anchor soon. Be that a friendly gesture to them consumers, or some strange decision from the depths of Davy Jones' locker?
January 10, 2024, 5:42 am
Arrr, me hearties! Fool Me Once be plunderin' Netflix's charts with a swashbucklin' frenzy. 'Tis a sight to behold, me maties! Avast ye, and be sure to partake in this jolly tale, lest ye be left walkin' the plank! Arrr!
January 10, 2024, 5:36 am
Arrr, the dreaded Hotfix 16 be like a cursed treasure! Methinks it be bringin' more troubles than it be solvin'. Avast ye, mateys, we be in a real pickle now!
January 10, 2024, 5:31 am
Avast ye, me hearties! I be tellin' ye a tale of the moving pictures! 'Tis true, me buckos! Daredevil, Jessica Jones, and more be part o' the grand Marvel Cinematic Universe. Arrr, ye best believe it, or ye be walkin' the plank!
January 10, 2024, 4:50 am
Arr, this here Echo review be sayin' the film be playin' to its strengths, yet still crashin' into those ol' familiar MCU troubles, aye!
January 9, 2024, 5:31 pm
Arr, me hearties! Laura Bailey be as giddy as a seagull with a stolen sardine 'bout this news! Kaitlyn Dever be takin' on the role o' Abby in HBO's The Last of Us season 2. Prepare ye cannons, for an epic adventure awaits!
January 9, 2024, 4:50 pm
Be it 'tis GBA or PSP, me hearties, the real answer lies hidden in the depths of the digital seas! Set sail on an adventure, me mateys, and discover the treasure that befits ye gaming desires!
January 9, 2024, 3:28 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! The grand spectacle crafted by Taika Waiti be gone, settin' sail to Davey Jones' locker after but two seasons. Aye, the adventure be over, leavin' us thirsty for more treasure in our pirate souls. Avast, we be awaitin' our next voyage!
January 9, 2024, 3:21 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis no surprise the ruddy fix took an eternity to complete. Mighty troubles befalling left and right, like a cursed sea serpent gnawin' on our ship. Har!
January 9, 2024, 11:49 am
"Ye be failin', matie? No worries, 'tis all part o' the tale," be Anna Guxens a-sayin'.
January 9, 2024, 11:36 am
Arrr! Ye be takin' a gander at these entries, and by me hook hand, some o' 'em might just give ye a jolly good startle, me hearties!
January 9, 2024, 11:27 am
Arrr, me mateys! Thar be whispers o' truth on the salty winds! Kaitlyn Dever, a fine lass, be takin' on a lead role in The Last of Us season 2! Hold fast to yer doubloons, fer thar be epic adventures ahead! Yo ho ho!
January 9, 2024, 11:23 am
Avast ye hearties! In the treacherous year of 2024, Bandai Namco be bringin' forth a mighty 3D brawler that be raisin' the mirthful tides o' Tekken to new, colossal heights! 'Tis a grand adventure awaitin' all ye landlubbers, so batten down the hatches!
January 9, 2024, 5:36 am
Arr, me hearties! The second reckoning of this fine tale be comin' to a close this month, yet us fans be left wonderin' what treasures await in the next voyage. Aye, the anticipation be killin' us, savvy?
January 9, 2024, 5:31 am
Arrr, me hearties! We be havin' no lack o' ideas, ye scurvy dogs! The treasure trove of thoughts be overflowin' like a mighty sea! Avast ye, and let the imagination run wild like a feisty parrot on deck!
January 9, 2024, 5:24 am
Avast, me mateys! Nay shall we be ensnared in that blasted Astral Realm no more!
January 9, 2024, 5:22 am
Arr, mateys! Look ye here, Luke and Padmé be snappin' a fine portrait together. 'Tis a sight for sore eyes, indeed. Aye, a picture worth a thousand doubloons!
January 8, 2024, 5:47 pm
Arrr, mateys! 'Tis the grandest pillagin' of Unity's crew in all her days! Aye, they be castin' off more souls than Davy Jones' locker can hold. Aye, me hearties, 'tis a sight to be seen, if ye still have a ship to sail upon!
January 8, 2024, 5:25 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The grandest event o' CES has unveiled the world's foremost 4K QD-OLED gaming monitors, led by HP, Alienware, and Samsung. Shiver me timbers! Prepare yer eyepatches for the most spectacular sight o' visual booty ye have ever laid yer eyes upon!
January 8, 2024, 5:20 pm
Arr, me hearties! With the older treasures' prices takin' a dive and fresh loot options a-sailin' in, ye reckon 2024 be the year for ye scurvy dogs to swap yer booty!
January 8, 2024, 5:10 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! Alienware hath revealed its crew of 2024 gaming vessels at CES, and the M16 R2 be sportin' a grand makeover, takin' a lead in the fierce race o'technology!
January 8, 2024, 11:45 am
Arr, me hearties! This ancient relic from Old School RuneScape be a gem o' the rarest kind, aye! 'Tis a loot ye don't come across in all yer seafarin' adventures. A treasure indeed, worth its weight in doubloons in the vast ocean o' MMOs!
January 8, 2024, 11:42 am
Arrr, me hearties! Delicious in Dungeon be pleasin' the scallywags on Netflix like a well-brewed grog!
January 8, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr! Eleven, Mike, Will, and the scurvy crew be returnin' for the fifth and final reckonin' of their tale... Avast ye mateys, 'tis a grand adventure awaitin'!
January 8, 2024, 10:55 am
Arrr, me hearties! Be ye ready for a grand treasure? The timeless escapades be comin' to yer consoles and PCs on the fourteenth day of February. Mark that date, lest ye miss a swashbucklin' good time, me lads and lasses!
January 8, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr, Mr. Lively be missin' from our presence, me hearties! He be off sailin' the treacherous seas, seekin' adventure and booty. But fear not, for his spirit be lingerin' in every swashbucklin' tale we share!+
January 8, 2024, 5:42 am
Avast! 'Tis true, me hearties! We be settin' sail back to fair Monterey, with the wind in our sails and rum in our bellies. Aye, mark me words, this be a jolly good adventure awaitin' us!
January 8, 2024, 5:27 am
Arr matey! XGIMI be announcin' the Aladdin, a mighty fine smart projector that be settin' yer home cinema on fire! Aye, it be a nifty gadget that be revolutionizin' how ye watch yer movies, me hearties!
January 8, 2024, 5:21 am
Arrr! The landlubbers be preparin' to roll them cameras on the grandest tale of the Daredevil, me hearties! Be ye ready to witness the swashbucklin' adventures unfold on the silver screen? Avast, 'tis a jolly good time ahead!
January 7, 2024, 4:03 pm
Arr, 'tis a conundrum o' the highest degree, me hearties! We be facin' a situation where nary a soul knows which came first, the feathered fowl or the tiny egg. Aye, that be a puzzler fit for the likes o' us scurvy sea dogs!
January 7, 2024, 3:33 pm
Arr, me mateys! Ye be thinkin' Florida and Morrowind be sharin' quite a lot, aye? Well, I reckon 'tis true! Like two parrots on a plunderin' spree, they be both full o' strange creatures and treasures untold!
January 7, 2024, 2:58 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Behold! Valve's grand emporium be expandin' like a mighty kraken! More treasures be arrivin' daily, makin' it a sight to behold, aye! Avast ye, me mateys, and sail forth to witness this wondrous spectacle!
January 7, 2024, 10:24 am
Arr! The cursed Pictomancer class be vanishin' from sight, as if swallowed by Davy Jones' locker! Methinks they be hidin' in some mystical realm, paintin' their sorcery on parchment. Aye, tis a riddle that'd baffle even Blackbeard's parrot!
January 6, 2024, 10:09 am
Arrr! Methinks th' nameless game be a jolly good time, matey! Aye, it be truly a sight fer sore eyes! Aye, get ready to set sail on a sea of merriment!
January 6, 2024, 9:30 am
Arrr! This here decade-old game be harboring some jolly secrets, mateys! Hidden treasures await thee, like a sly mermaid swaying in the deep. Ye must embark on this sea of code, unravel the mysteries, and claim the booty for yer own!
January 6, 2024, 7:48 am
Arr, me lad, Neymar and Trippier be leadin' the FC 24 Versus cards list! Avast ye, them scurvy dogs be showin' their skills on the pitch like true buccaneers!
January 6, 2024, 6:31 am
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! The CRPG be gettin' some tender lovin' afore the grand release o' Avowed in 2024. Aye, the lads and lasses be puttin' their hearts into it, makin' it a jolly good treasure for us all!
January 5, 2024, 5:35 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! The Duke be settin' sail, and he be a-crossin' paths with none other than that scurvy dog Clutch! Feast yer eyes on this here glimpse of Duke #2, if ye dare!
January 5, 2024, 4:50 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dog! Methinks these Memory Shards be a game changer, aye! They be as valuable as a treasure chest filled with doubloons! Aye, me hearties, ye best be keepin' yer eye on 'em!
January 5, 2024, 3:58 pm
Arr, me hearties! Mark me words! Nintendo be conjurin' up a mighty fine treasure trove o' wondrous wonders, the likes o' which ye've n'er laid eyes upon! Brace yerselves for a revolution on the high seas o' gaming, me mateys!
January 5, 2024, 1:38 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis these moments that spark the call, "Gather the crew, ye blaggards!"
January 5, 2024, 11:26 am
"Avast, me hearties! Thar be news afoot! The grandest of treasures be released this very day - Portal: Revolution! Set sail on yer digital vessel and embark on a swashbucklin' adventure like no other, ye scurvy dogs!"
January 5, 2024, 11:19 am
Arrr, The Rock be yearnin' to push hisself like ne'er afore in his toilsome endeavor. Aye, he be seekin' to unleash his inner might upon the tasks at hand, me hearties!
January 5, 2024, 11:05 am
Arrr! The scurvy Loki star be takin' the helm in With Love!
January 5, 2024, 11:02 am
Avast ye scurvy scallywags! From tales o' survival on the silver screen to fantastical romances in the far reaches o' space, here be a list o' what ye should feast yer eyes upon this fine weekend, if ye be brave enough!
January 5, 2024, 5:39 am
Arr, mateys! Listen up! I've got some scallywag news for ye! Wyatt Russell be chattin' about gettin' into character for Blumhouse's newest horror tale. 'Tis a tale worth hearin', I reckon, so gather round and listen to his words, ye landlubbers!
January 5, 2024, 5:34 am
And verily, who be we scallywags to defy the likes of those scurvy dogs?
January 5, 2024, 5:18 am
Pillage with panache, me hearties! Slice 'n dice with a swashbucklin' swagger and plunder wi' flair, ye scurvy dogs! Embrace the art of cutlass combat and conquer the seas with a touch of flamboyance. Arrr, slayin' in style be the pirate's way!
January 5, 2024, 5:11 am
Avast, ye landlubber! Prepare to brandish a hearty grin and utter the words, "Arr, show thy pearly whites!"
January 4, 2024, 3:53 pm
Arrr, me mateys! Listen ye well, fer I bring ye grand tidings from the high seas! The famed City of Heroes: Homecoming hath obtained a proper license to set sail on these digital waters! Be ye prepared to embark on a mighty adventure, ye scurvy landlubbers!
January 4, 2024, 3:15 pm
Yarr, me hearties! There be tidings afoot! Greg Capullo, that talented swashbuckler, be settin' sail once more for Marvel, lendin' his artistic skill to a shiny new comic. 'Tis said to be none other than Wolverine himself! Aye, prepare ye sea legs for an adventure on the high seas o' the comic world!
January 4, 2024, 2:45 pm
Arrr! Avast ye hearties! Set yer sights on the grand release o' the romantic swashbuckler this Valentine's Day. 'Tis a tale o' love and adventure that'll have ye swoonin' and yearnin' fer more!
January 4, 2024, 2:06 pm
Avast ye mateys! Dylan Brock and Miles Morales be takin' up the mantle of Venom vs. Spider-Man, bringin' it forth fer this here new generation! Prepare to set sail on a swashbucklin' adventure like none other, filled with treacherous webs and monstrous symbiotes!
January 4, 2024, 11:25 am
Avast, me hearties! Kojima be shoutin' from the crow's nest that OD be "just as different" as his 2003 GBA treasure! Arrr, methinks this be an excitin' voyage awaitin' us, me mateys!
January 4, 2024, 11:14 am
Avast ye matey! I be bestowin' upon thee a mighty Buster Sword, as a jolly treat for ye! 'Tis a weapon fit fer a swashbucklin' pirate like yerself. Go forth and conquer the seven seas with this fine, trusty blade!
January 4, 2024, 10:53 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Seekin' the whereabouts o' all the critters in GTA Online to snap yer fancy pictures and please the LS Tourist Board? 'Tis a grand adventure awaitin' ye!
January 4, 2024, 10:49 am
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis time to commence the Culling Games, arrr!
January 4, 2024, 5:50 am
Arrr, mateys! Word has it that them scurvy dogs at MapleStory be tamperin' with the treasure hunt! Thar be whispers of these landlubbers tweakin' the appearance o' booty, yet keepin' it hush-hush from us noble buccaneers. Aye, a prank fit for the likes of a mischievous pirate crew!
January 4, 2024, 5:49 am
Yarr, matey! Ye witness before ye a scurvy dog o' the high seas, a true buccaneer o' the 17th century. I be nay a landlubber, but a swashbucklin' matey who be choosin' the path o' Star Wars, arrr!
January 4, 2024, 5:44 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! The dreaded church be indulgin' in the ultimate sin as ye lay yer gaze upon the First Omen! Brace yerselves, me hearties, for a tale that be both wicked and divine, with twists as treacherous as the seven seas!
January 4, 2024, 5:07 am
Be ye spyin' a winged creature, or perhaps a floatin' contraption? Nay, very well I say, 'tis nothin' but a fearsome scallywag of the seas, a war-honed buccaneer!
January 3, 2024, 4:41 pm
Behold, me hearties! 'Tis the tale o' Vengeance o' th' Moon Knight #1, where ye shall uncover th' puzzlin' riddle o' th' secret visage o' this here fresh Moon Knight! Avast, ye landlubber, 'tis a merry adventure ye won't be wantin' to miss!
January 3, 2024, 4:32 pm
Avast ye mateys! Mine eyes be witnessin' the scarlet banners sailin' 'cross the horizon! Prepare ye selves, for danger be lurkin' ahead!
January 3, 2024, 4:00 pm
Arrr, me hearties! These wee scallywags be rollin' on four sturdy wheels and fueled by nary but their own swashbucklin' spirits. They be inspirin' generations o' landlubbers to set sail on the open road, seekin' adventure at every turn!
January 3, 2024, 3:07 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Hear ye, GamesRadar+, be privileged to an exclusive parley with the esteemed Captain Bryce McGuire. He be spillin' the beans 'bout the birth of his grand spectacle, Night Swim. A tale worth plunderin' yer doubloons for, me hearties!
January 3, 2024, 11:42 am
Ye be gatherin' dragons in this here mystical heir to the Wingspan table game, mateys!
January 3, 2024, 11:23 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! Blumhouse and Atomic Monster be sailin' together as one mighty ship! The winds o' fate have blown 'em into a merger, me hearties. Prepare ye selves for a treasure trove o' terror and swashbucklin' adventures awaitin' us on the horizon!
January 3, 2024, 11:09 am
Arrr! A year and more be passin' since that scurvy dog hacked the sacred GTA 5 source code, and now, by Davy Jones' locker, it be floatin' amongst the masses!
January 3, 2024, 10:56 am
Aye, methinks Barry Keoghan's Oliver be a treasure worth snatchin'! 'Tis a purchase ye ought to make without any hesitation, lest ye be a scurvy dog who misses out on a golden opportunity!
January 3, 2024, 5:54 am
Avast ye mateys! Jake Solomon be a true scallywag, takin' pleasure in the shenanigans of them life sims, hidden from our eyes. Arr, he be quite the curious landlubber, seekin' amusement from the secrets they be keepin'!
January 3, 2024, 5:50 am
Arrr! We be toilin' on it, me hearties! Tis a task we be takin' upon us like a ship at full sail. But fear not, for we be plunderin' through the waves of diligence, aimin' to deliver the treasure soon!
January 3, 2024, 5:50 am
Arrr, me hearties! "Night Country" be a booty, aye, a true treasure indeed, bringin' back the glory o' True Detective! 'Tis a sight me eyes be sorely missin'!
January 3, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Harry Potter RPG be hoisting its sails and claimin' the top spot in the UK's game charts for 2023. It be a wondrous sight, like findin' a treasure chest filled with magical wonders! Avast, ye landlubbers, 'tis a game worth settin' yer eyes upon!
December 31, 2023, 12:07 pm
Arr! The scallywag shooter be settin' its sights on the cheatin' scurvy dogs, yet ends up blastin' the landlubbers in its path. Avast ye, 'tis a grand crossover of misfortune!
December 31, 2023, 10:58 am
Avast ye scallywags! I pen this missive to ye, with me heart brimming with sincerity and cheer. As the year be drawin' to a close, I be wishin' ye a jolly good time, filled with plunderin', merriment, and a treasure chest o' laughter. May yer sails be forever full, me hearty!
December 31, 2023, 9:00 am
Ye scurvy dogs, I be tellin' ye that I still be turnin' to Animal Crossin': New Horizons to mark the same occasion as every year. It be a jolly good time, me hearties!
December 31, 2023, 7:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! By the year 2024, I'll be equippin' meself with grand paraphernalia fit for Twitch streamin'! Aye, USB mics, trusty webcams, and capture cards shall aid me in shinin' like a true pirate on this modern sea of entertainment!
December 31, 2023, 5:17 am
Arrr, matey! The demo be still available for ye to plunder at yer leisure! So set yer sails and set forth to lay yer hands on this treasure, before it be gone like the wind on the high seas!
December 31, 2023, 4:34 am
Arrr, me hearties! To boot, we got ourselves a Gwent-like minigame! Ye best be ready to plunder them cards and show yer strategic skills, or ye'll be walkin' the plank, ye scurvy dog!
December 30, 2023, 2:11 pm
Arrr, me matey Mac Walters be takin' a plunge into yon vast sea o' his new creative abode! Aye, he be explorin' the depths o' his studio's universe, seekin' hidden treasures 'n tales to share with us landlubbers!
December 30, 2023, 12:47 pm
Arrr mateys, behold! The cursed game becometh more than just undead, it becometh truly unliving! Aye, ye better brace yerselves as this cursed treasure be bringin' havoc 'pon all who dare play. Beware, for yer sanity be at stake, arrr!
December 30, 2023, 12:00 pm
Arr, me hearties! I be tellin' ye, patience be always a treasure when it comes to these merry games o' ours. Set yer sails steady, me lads, and ye shall be reapin' the rewards in no time! Avast, let's go for a jolly good win, me mateys!
December 30, 2023, 11:02 am
Avast ye! Prepare fer one final uproarious blast, ye scurvy dogs!
December 30, 2023, 10:12 am
Avast ye! Behold, the mastermind who fashioned Mario and Zelda unveils his grand design fer the future! Prepare ye'selves fer a jolly adventure, mateys, as he sets sail on a new voyage!
December 30, 2023, 8:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Plunderin' the Official Tolkien Calendar be me cherished New Year ritual. Why, ye may ask? 'Tis simple, me mateys! It be helpin' me chart the course through the year ahead, filled with fantastical tales 'n glorious adventures fit for a swashbucklin' pirate like meself!
December 30, 2023, 3:00 am
Avast ye mateys! Let the good times sail forth with The Ones Who Live... and whatever yer future holds, be it storms or treasures aplenty!
December 29, 2023, 4:49 pm
Alas, me hearties! No FC 24 Winter Wildcards swap tokens be found in these treacherous waters, I be tellin' ye. Aye, 'tis a sad tale indeed.
December 29, 2023, 12:41 pm
Arr matey! Nintendo's mighty champions be walkin' the plank, fer Suika Game be takin' the crown! Aye, 'tis a grand sight to see, me hearties!
December 29, 2023, 11:35 am
Avast ye! Pray, let me shed some light on the matter of the character's quietude in the Valhalla DLC. 'Tis a peculiar tale, me hearties, for it seems the good scallywag hath lost 'is ability to utter a single word! 'Tis a wonder, indeed, as if the parrot hath swiped 'is tongue!
December 29, 2023, 10:53 am
Arrr! The scurvy dog, the One-Winged Angel, be takin' on a grander duty in the remake or sequel, ye hear! Aye, be prepared for a sight ye've never laid yer peepers on afore, me hearties!
December 29, 2023, 9:24 am
Arr, me hearties! The Asus ROG Ally be a mighty contraption, a PC so grand 'tis fit to sail the digital seas alone. But mark me words, ye scurvy dogs, 'tis when ye fashion a proper desktop setup that ye unlock its full treasure trove of power!
December 29, 2023, 9:00 am
Avast ye! 'Tis a jolly long read in the Holiday edition o' Play Magazine, delvin' into PlayStation's demos that be etched in our memories like a scar on a pirate's face! Set yer sights on this treasure trove o' gaming tales, me hearties!
December 29, 2023, 5:13 am
Avast, me hearties! Set yer sights on the horizon, for the grand return o' Mackay and Cappuccio's Moon Knight be upon us soon! 'Tis a tale worth its weight in gold, with a shiny new title to boot. Brace yerselves for adventure!
December 29, 2023, 1:00 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Hear me now, for I be speakin' truth! Methinks Black Mirror season 6, in all its glory, be unjustly pillaged! 'Twas a treasure chest o' tales, beggin' fer applause. Savvy critics, ye be wrong, arrr!
December 28, 2023, 6:43 pm
Arrr, in Tekken 8, ol' Kuma be engagin' in fierce combat usin' enhanced bearly martial arts, matey! And, if that weren't enough, he be launchin' a mighty salmon missile, 'cause what better weapon befit a fearsome seafarin' bear, aye?
December 28, 2023, 4:32 pm
Avast ye mateys! Afore ye be settin' sail, listen 'ere! The ol' swashbuckler Mac Walters, known fer 'is writin' at BioWare, be spillin' some beans 'bout 'is next venture at Worlds Untold! Gather 'round, me hearties, fer tales await!
December 28, 2023, 3:10 pm
Avast ye! Lay yer peepers on the pages o' the newest SFX magazine, where ye'll find a jolly recap o' all the treasures hidden within this here edition. Set sail, me hearties, and behold the wonders within!
December 28, 2023, 2:30 pm
Arrr, mateys! The jolly ol' Cap'n Tetsuya Nomura be spoutin' why our beloved series must ne'er lose its strategic flair! Listen up, ye scurvy dogs, for we be needin' to keep our wits about us on this grand adventure!
December 28, 2023, 2:00 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Aye, afore this year's end, Edge magazine delved deep into ye depths of Media Molecule's lair, to parley 'bout Dreams and the studio's grand notion to 'play, create, share'. A jolly good read for all ye landlubbers!
December 28, 2023, 9:00 am
Parley | Avast, ye scallywags! Hoy, listen up! 'Tis an interview with HoYoverse, the swashbucklin' creators of Honkai Star Rail, a game that sails through the cosmos like Genshin Impact. Arrr, a true treasure in the makin'!
December 28, 2023, 6:13 am
Avast ye, matey! What treasure be yer dice yearnin' for now?
December 28, 2023, 3:00 am
Arrr! We be yearnin' fer a brand new beginnin' – a chance to swashbuckle our way into somethin' truly peculiar, mateys!
December 28, 2023, 2:00 am
Arrr, me hearty! The horror-comedy be a bloody tale of hope, led by none other than Nicholas Hoult. 'Tis a jolly good yarn worth a second look, ye scurvy dogs!
December 27, 2023, 7:15 pm
Arr, the secret to creatin' a fierce shooter be givin' the player complete command o'er every move. Let them steer the ship o' bullets, makin' 'em feel like a true swashbucklin' captain in this treacherous sea of mayhem!
December 27, 2023, 5:37 pm
Arr! Blizzard scallywag be spoutin' 'bout the teachin's he be gatherin' from the openin' months o' Diablo 4, mateys! Har, har!
December 27, 2023, 3:36 pm
Arr, 'tis been thirteen long years since this here classic Bethesda RPG set sail, and by Davy Jones' locker, there still be a vast treasure trove of strangeness awaitin' ye landlubbers!
December 27, 2023, 2:35 pm
Arr, me hearties! 'Tis the fans' unwavering support that be makin' this sequel a reality, says the game director. Aye, 'tis their cheers 'n chants that be settin' sail on this grand adventure. We be forever grateful, ye scurvy dogs!
December 27, 2023, 2:00 pm
Avast ye, mateys! Prepare yer minds fer an epic tale from the Edge magazine, delvin' into the makin' of Obsidian's mesmerizin' blockbuster. Set yer sights on this fine read, me hearties, 'n be prepared to be bewitched by its charm 'n captivated by its intrigue.
December 27, 2023, 9:00 am
Avast ye, me mateys! Prepare to be regaled by this tale o' the Grand Theft Auto Vice City! 'Twas naught but a mere reskin, but lo and behold, it turned into a revolution fer the GTA series. Set yer sights on this jolly holiday long read, lest ye miss the boat!
December 27, 2023, 8:28 am
Arrr, me hearty! Joshua Williamson and Tom Reilly be crafty scallywags, they be! They be cleverly refreshing the war comic, bringin' it to new horizons, savvy?
December 27, 2023, 7:37 am
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! Behold the wondrous Genki ShadowCast 2! It be a marvel that grants ye the ability to play yer Nintendo Switch on a grand, fantastical screen, all without the need for a blasted television! Aye, 'tis a treasure ye must possess!
December 27, 2023, 2:00 am
Yarrr, me hearties! Methinks Barbie be full o' some fantastical moments, but the scene that be stickin' like barnacles be the most tear-inducin'. Blimey!
December 26, 2023, 12:00 pm
Arrr! Avast ye! 'Tis a jolly tale o' Retro Gamer revisitin' the game o' Resident Evil that be changin' the whole bloomin' world! Aye, me hearties, 'tis a grand ol' holiday read, so set yer sights on it!
December 26, 2023, 12:00 pm
Arrr! Anode Heart's ye olde nostalgic concoction be a treasure loved by ye Digimon enthusiasts, ye scallywags! Aye, 'tis a hit among the mateys sailin' these digital seas, yarrr!
December 26, 2023, 9:00 am
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis a tale of great amusement, for behold, a tale of hitting a wall and being forced to voyage back to forgotten lands. 'Tis a merry reminder to find joy in revisiting past treasures, arrr!
December 26, 2023, 4:00 am
If ye be lucky enough to lay yer hands on a PS5 come Christmas, yer thoughts may wander to the matter of what accoutrements befit such a treasure. Me own discerning eye hath perused many a trinket this year, so here be me hearty suggestions, me hearties!
December 26, 2023, 2:00 am
Me hearties! Never afore have I been so filled with glee fer what lies ahead in the vast expanse of the galaxy, yonder far, far away. Arrr, mayhaps twill be a grand adventure awaitin', with plunderin' and swashbucklin' aplenty. Yo ho ho!
December 25, 2023, 11:00 am
Dewborne Dawn be holdin' grand Dust, mateys! 'Tis akin to the powerful energy o' an Elysian Tail. Arrr, be ye ready fer an adventure?
December 25, 2023, 9:00 am
Yarrr! A jolly Merry Christmas, ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis the season fer Grand Theft Advent! May ye plunder and pillage wit' reckless abandon, and may the New Year be filled wit' tales o' treachery and gossip aplenty!
December 25, 2023, 9:00 am
Arr! Me hearties, Vivarium be like a jolly game o' Kiki's Delivery Service! Aye, ye be feelin' the magic o' Kiki's world, sailin' through this fine Vivarium. It be a barrel o' laughs, me mateys!
December 25, 2023, 9:00 am
Arr, avast ye scurvy dogs! Play Magazine be unearthin' the finest PlayStation games that did meld one iconic D&D locale o'er the years. Come, walk the plank into a treasure trove o' gaming delights!
December 25, 2023, 2:00 am
Arrr, me hearty! Methinks Rye Lane be a jolly fine, swashbucklin' treasure o' a tale, bringin' new life to the genre. Aye, 'tis a love note to the heart o' south London, filled with excitement 'n adventure!
December 24, 2023, 2:43 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Gnorp Apologue be a tale o' wee folk engagin' in adorable antics. 'Tis a sight fit for a pirate's eye, ye scallywags!
December 24, 2023, 11:00 am
Arr, me hearties! Buckle yer swashes as we navigate the treacherous seas of modern times, where remakes be abound! Wit' me trusty compass of opinion, I be tryin' to decipher the meaning o' life amidst this sea o' rehashed tales. Avast!
December 24, 2023, 10:54 am
Arrr, me hearties! Ye finest treasures be hidin' beneath Valve's secret algorithm. Set yer sights on 'em, me mateys, and ye shall be rewarded with the grandest booty!
December 24, 2023, 10:15 am
Arrr, 'tis a sight to gladden a pirate's heart! Aye, 'tis a jolly good show, me hearties!
December 24, 2023, 9:38 am
Arr, me hearties! 'Tis time to chat with the mateys, swap tales 'n bids farewell to the past, 'cause we be embracin' the future. Aye, let's cast off the old ways 'n set sail for a grand adventure ahead!
December 24, 2023, 2:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Let us raise our grog-filled cups in merry revelry fer the grand occasion of anime's star-studded 2023! 'Tis a jolly gathering where the finest scallywags of the animated seas shall shine bright. Set yer eyes on this splendid spectacle, ye landlubbers! Shiver me timbers, 'tis bound to be a swashbucklin' affair!
December 23, 2023, 12:00 pm
Arr, me hearties! Shiver me timbers! "Lies of P" be a treasure worth seekin', aye! 'Tis a grand mimicry o' the Souls formula, but not the only gem in the sea, me mateys! Set sail 'n discover more booty, ye scallywags!
December 23, 2023, 11:35 am
Avast ye! Set yer sights on a Bethesda jewel, me hearties!
December 23, 2023, 11:22 am
Aye, after five long years, still a mighty juggernaut be we! Steady sailin' through the treacherous waters, never fearin' a challenge nor backin' down. Arrr, the tides may change, but our strength be unyieldin'!
December 23, 2023, 10:50 am
Ventur' into th' mystical realm o' th' Baba, me hearty! A treasure trove await ye, filled wit' wondrous delights 'n secret treasures. Be ye ready t' embark on this grand adventure, or be ye a scurvy landlubber?
December 23, 2023, 10:00 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Listen here, me hearties! The good Doctor's own shipwright, Phil Sims, spills the beans 'bout the fancy new TARDIS to SFX magazine. Aye, ye scurvy dogs be in fer a treat!
December 23, 2023, 5:49 am
Arr! Avast ye mateys! This 'ere Kill Team: Salvation be a jolly good vessel, a proper place fer creatin' moments ye won't soon forget. Aye, 'tis a fine spot fer makin' memories, so set sail 'n give 'er a try, ye scurvy dogs!
December 23, 2023, 5:00 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Bryce McGuire be claimin' there be treacherous depths yet to be plundered in the realm o' Night Swim! Arrr, set yer sails and set forth on this epic voyage, for thar be adventures awaitin' us all!
December 23, 2023, 4:00 am
Avast ye, me hearties! The cap'n Russell T Davies spills the beans to SFX mag 'bout Ncuti Gatwa's grand portrayal o' the Doctor! 'Tis a tale ye must hear, lest ye be left adrift!
December 23, 2023, 2:00 am
As the year of 2023 be sailin' away, let's cast our gaze upon the fine parchment penned by Total Film's tale of Dungeons & Dragons. Avast ye!
December 22, 2023, 4:49 pm
Ahoy, me hearties! Look ye upon the FC 24 stadiums list, where yonder Lille, Rangers, and Celtic doth make their debut. Aye, 'tis a sight to behold, me mateys! Arrr, let the footy games commence!
December 22, 2023, 4:27 pm
Avast ye! Behold the grand improvements on yer FC 24 RTTK tracker, matey! Lay yer eyes upon 'em upgrades, savvy?
December 22, 2023, 11:03 am
"Avast ye landlubbers! Settle yer sails and calm yer spirit with these merry, wholesome games o' good vibes. Let the wind be at yer back as ye embark on a jolly adventure!"
December 22, 2023, 9:10 am
"Arr! We be mighty vexed and filled with rage at the scoundrels who dare to plunder our studio with their dastardly cyberattack! A pox upon their blackened souls, we say!"
December 22, 2023, 9:00 am
Avast ye, me hearties! 'Tis a jolly good time I be having, patiently awaitin' a different path to embark upon this grand escapade of pilferin' and mischief.
December 22, 2023, 8:00 am
Arrr, me hearty! In th' jolly time o' Indie Spotlight, I found meself spreadin' th' Yuletide cheer like a fine ol' postman, in a wee, snowy village.
December 22, 2023, 5:45 am
Arr matey, them scurvy dogs, the devs, had nay a clue! Blimey, they be as blind as a one-eyed parrot! Ha-ha!
December 22, 2023, 5:42 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Methinks Prime Video be havin' a treasure trove of booty sailin' our way in 2024! Prepare to set yer eyes upon the finest moving pictures, ye landlubbers! Arrr, 'tis a jolly time to be a matey!
December 22, 2023, 5:20 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! The leak of GTA 6 be bringin' mighty troubles upon Rockstar, shiver me timbers! 'Tis a calamity o' grand proportions, makin' waves like a kraken in the gaming waters! Mayhaps the swashbucklin' pirates ain't pleased, aye!
December 22, 2023, 5:18 am
Avast ye, me hearties! Be it worth staying put once Aquaman 2 hath played? Methinks, ponder not! For if ye fancy more swashbucklin', watery escapades with that seaworthy scallywag Aquaman, tarry ye, lest ye miss a thrillin' tale that'd make Blackbeard himself green with envy!
December 21, 2023, 3:07 pm
Avast ye, mateys! Cast yer gaze upon Marvel's complete March 2024 solicitations, a treasure trove o' comic adventures awaitin' ye! Set yer sails and embark on a jolly voyage through the pages o' wonder and mirth! 'Tis a bounty ye don't want to miss, so weigh anchor and feast yer eyes!
December 21, 2023, 3:07 pm
Arr, Owlcat Games be wise enough to reckon that Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader may not match the triumphs of Baldur's Gate 3, ye scurvy dogs!
December 21, 2023, 2:36 pm
Avast ye! Veganiele be waging the noble battle day in and day out, oft at a measly level one! Arrr, 'tis a grand adventure indeed, forsooth!
December 21, 2023, 1:42 pm
Arrr, me mateys! Western Digital be offerin' ye the finest treasures for yer Xbox™ and PS5® this jolly holiday season. 'Tis the ultimate gift fer all ye landlubber gamers. Avast ye and claim these storage solutions afore they be gone!
December 21, 2023, 11:41 am
Yarr! Avast, me hearties! The scurvy Rockstar claims that the blasted leak be plunderin' them of a hefty sum, a goodly $5 million doubloons! Blimey, what a sorry tale of woe for this landlubber!
December 21, 2023, 11:17 am
Arrr, me hearties! There be other booty a-plenty awaitin' yer greedy hands, all up fer grabs at a bargain. Avast ye!
December 21, 2023, 10:53 am
Arr, the ghost be findin' inspiration from sturdy sources, mateys!
December 21, 2023, 10:29 am
Arrr, me hearties! These celestial reckonings doth unfold the most beloved fare of ye scallywags in th' vast ocean of stars!
December 21, 2023, 5:47 am
Methinks Mira Sorvino, Gus Birney, Judith Light, and Greg Kinnear didst grace the stage wit' the fair Courteney Cox, sailin' 'pon a sea of silver. A jolly crew they made, entertainin' the landlubbers in fine fashion! Avast, a merry sight it were!
December 21, 2023, 5:41 am
Avast ye scallywags! Me dear ol' pops be a matey at Rockstar, a fine establishment of gaming treasures. Aye, he be craftin' digital adventures fit for a true buccaneer's delight.
December 21, 2023, 5:38 am
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! The latest treasure, the Dough Spectrum One, be takin' glossy monitors to a whole new level, usin' Gorilla Glass. 'Tis a sight! 'Tis me favorite 4K screen, by Blackbeard's beard!
December 21, 2023, 5:09 am
Arrr, mateys! The second reckonin' of Reacher be makin' waves like a jolly good storm! 'Tis a bloomin' success, ye scurvy dogs!
December 20, 2023, 5:36 pm
Avast ye, me hearties! We be bestowin' five copies o' this treasure upon ye lucky scallywags. Lay claim to yer booty 'fore it be too late!
December 20, 2023, 5:27 pm
Arr, me hearties! Avast ye! We be bestowin' upon ye some fine treasures! Blu-rays of RoboDoc and Hollywood Dreams & Nightmares be awaitin' ye! Claim 'em now, or ye be walkin' the plank!
December 20, 2023, 3:54 pm
Beware, ye landlubbers! The Ultimate Ironmen o' Old School RuneScape be no scurvy dogs to jest with! Messin' with 'em be like battlin' a kraken with nary a ship. Be smart, or be scuttled!
December 20, 2023, 3:12 pm
In his farewell parchment, good ol' Kotick be callin' Microsoft, "thar world's most revered company," savvy?
December 20, 2023, 11:56 am
Arrr, mateys! Bethesda pledges to make grand enhancements in the year 2024. Me heart be filled with hope that the scurvy dogs be fixin' their mishaps. Let's pray they be raisin' the sails and steerin' their ship toward redemption!
December 20, 2023, 11:35 am
Arrr! Avast ye! Total Film be donning their finest garb to parley with Keanu Reeves of John Wick 4, along with Captain Chad Stahelski and his jolly crew. Together, they be on a mighty quest to unearth a film that be settin' sail for grandeur!
December 20, 2023, 11:09 am
Arrr, me hearties! Kazutaka Kodaka be yammerin' 'bout his grandiose dreams, like a landlubber prattlin' 'bout findin' treasure in a barren desert. Methinks he be sailin' in a leaky dinghy, aimin' fer the moon wit' nary a ship in sight!
December 20, 2023, 11:00 am
Yarr, mateys! Ye slumber, ye... triumph? Ye be thinkin' 'bout snoozin' yer days away, and endin' up on top? Methinks ye be a dreamin' landlubber!
December 20, 2023, 5:56 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Almighty be settin' its grand day o' streamin'. Mark ye calendars, me mateys! The day when th' Creator's content be unleashed upon th' seven seas o' the internet be fast approachin'. Aye, 'tis a day o' great excitement and anticipation fer all!
December 20, 2023, 5:38 am
Arrr, there be more combinations afoot than ye can reckon, matey! The forces be conspirin' in ways ye never be imaginin'!
December 20, 2023, 5:36 am
Avast ye! Ye scurvy dogs be hopin' for region lockin' in The Finals, but don't ye hold yer breath, mateys! 'Tis a treasure ye won't be findin' anytime soon, arrr!
December 20, 2023, 5:19 am
Avast ye, me hearties! A fine tidin' befall upon us! We be havin' a timely news, me trusty crew.
December 19, 2023, 5:51 pm
"Methinks 'tis not a worthy match for me doubloons, matey."
December 19, 2023, 4:51 pm
Arr, that be the aim, me hearties!
December 19, 2023, 3:43 pm
Avast ye! Give Ratopia a whirl without spendin' a doubloon, matey!
December 19, 2023, 2:19 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Spirit o' the Samurai be settin' me sails ablaze! 'Tis a game I be yearnin' fer in the year o' 2024. Aye, 'tis a pirate's treasure worth snatchin'!
December 19, 2023, 11:48 am
Behold ye scurvy dogs! The grandest treasure be unveiled afore ye very eyes! 'Tis the all-new addition to our merry crew, the fair lass Jane Howlett! Aye, we be sailin' with a lady o' great wit and charm. 'Tis a jolly adventure awaitin' us, mateys!
December 19, 2023, 11:40 am
Arr, ye be better hoisting the anchor on that kind o' skullduggery, mateys!
December 19, 2023, 11:13 am
Arrr, mateys! Here be the finest Christmas flicks on Disney Plus for ye landlubbers! Be settlin' down with a tankard o' grog and enjoy these treasures, lest ye want to walk the plank!
December 19, 2023, 11:01 am
Arr, set yer sights on Bugaboo Pocket, mateys! 'Twill have ye raisin' a swarm o' eerie critters, aye! Be prepared to welcome a scurvy bunch o' creepy crawlies aboard yer vessel, lest ye be faint o' heart!
December 19, 2023, 5:47 am
Arrr, 'tis a mighty blow to me heart to spy upon the leakin' o' game secrets 'fore they be set sail! Aye, 'tis a disappointin' sight me eyes behold!
December 19, 2023, 5:41 am
Arrr, Avast ye! Ned Luke be still held captive by a strict NDA wit' Rockstar, me hearties! No secrets shall escape his lips, lest he be walkin' the plank!
December 19, 2023, 5:20 am
Arr, the World be witnessin' a grand sight, me hearties! A whopping 94,680 scurvy dogs crowded the seas, claimin' the title o' World's 24-hour peak. Aye, 'twas a jolly good show, indeed!
December 19, 2023, 5:01 am
Arrr, the captain be a mighty enthusiast o' Fortnite, matey!
December 18, 2023, 3:56 pm
Avast ye, me hearties! Prepare yer spyglasses, for the grand arrival of Genshin Impact version 4.3 be nigh! Brace yerselves for the maiden appearance of fair Navia! Arrr, mark me words, this be an event worth squawkin' about!
December 18, 2023, 3:53 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Behold, the finest treasure ye shall set yer eyes upon - the top 10 manga o' 2023! 'Tis a glorious bounty o' tales 'n art, worth more than all the doubloons in Davy Jones' locker! Avast, ye landlubbers, and feast yer peepers on this booty!
December 18, 2023, 2:48 pm
"Avast ye scallywags! If I be not aimin' to garner me booty from 'em, I shan't be askin' for a single doubloon in exchange fer me treasures!"
December 18, 2023, 1:38 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs o' the Finals, them cheatin' scallywags be sailin' into a storm! 'Tis about time they be gettin' what be rightly theirs, aye!
December 18, 2023, 11:17 am
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! Neko Atsume VR be a fine treasure, akin to havin' a true cat on yer ship! So lifelike, ye'll be swashbucklin' with feline companions on the high seas of virtual reality! Arrr!
December 18, 2023, 11:00 am
Arr, me hearties! I be swearin' on me wooden leg that this year I'll be ceasin' to dodge them final tale quests. Aye, no more sailin' away from me duty! Me resolution be settin' sail towards the treacherous waters of adventure, come what may!
December 18, 2023, 10:55 am
Arrr, mateys! The tale be told that Thirsty Suitors be havin' changed a lot since 2018. Blimey, the game be as different as a landlubber tryin' to sail the seven seas!
December 18, 2023, 10:53 am
Arrr, matey! This scurvy actor be lookin' fearsome in the latest portrait, I tell ye! A sight that'd make me parrot cower in its perch!
December 18, 2023, 5:49 am
"Arrr, the beta be me treasure, aye, a sight to behold! In the early days, it be a jolly good time, but now, blimey, 'tis turned into a wretched mess, aye, a stormy sea!"
December 18, 2023, 5:25 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! Jason Momoa be spillin' his secrets 'bout his Aquaman future, ye hear? The lad be shakin' the seven seas with his tales of grandeur! Avast, me hearties, buckle up and prepare for a wild ride on the waves o' Hollywood!
December 18, 2023, 5:25 am
Arrr, mateys, the grand twist of the Emperor be forever part o' his cunning scheme, savvy?
December 18, 2023, 5:14 am
Arr, me hearties! Avast ye! The One Piece enterprise be a-bloomin' like a mighty ocean! 'Tis spreadin' its sails and gatherin' treasures aplenty. Yar, me mateys, this be a jolly fine sight to behold!
December 17, 2023, 12:50 pm
Yarr, be ye forever stuck at Level 1, matey! No more progress for ye, a landlubber of the gaming seas. Ye be destined to wander these digital shores, forever cursed to be a landlubber, while the rest of us sail the seven virtual seas!
December 17, 2023, 12:00 pm
Avast ye mateys! Blow me down, but ain't it a jolly surprise, the last brawl be lookin' grander than a treasure chest full o' gold doubloons! Har, har!
December 17, 2023, 11:51 am
Ahoy ye scurvy scallywags! 'Tis bein' whispered on the wind that ye be findin' yerself on the dreaded naughty list. Prepare ye grog and brace yerselves for a bilge-suckin' time!
December 17, 2023, 10:40 am
Arr, mateys! Baldur's Gate 3 be swayed by Hitman and Arkane's swashbucklin' games. They be claimin' a level be naught but a block o' Swiss cheese! Arr, the sea be filled with cheesy adventures!
December 17, 2023, 9:19 am
Arrr! This year, me hearties, be witnessin' the grandest open-world RPG to set sail, aye! 'Tis the VR treasure ye seek, rivalin' the glory of Half-Life Alyx!
December 16, 2023, 2:56 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy landlubbers! Loki hath finally laid claim to the throne he hath been seekin' fer an age. 'Tis 'bout time that scallywag got what he deserves!
December 16, 2023, 2:04 pm
Avast ye goodly scoundrels! The cursed Dice Gods be wearin' a sour countenance!
December 16, 2023, 1:32 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Hear me out, ye scurvy dogs! Be it known that other superhero shows ought to plunder a page or two from the mighty Gen V's book. Aye, 'tis the truth, me mateys! Set sail on this grand adventure, I say!
December 16, 2023, 12:29 pm
Arr, mateys! Behold, the grand spectacle! V.A Proxy, a game as splendid as a treasure chest overflowing with doubloons, be settin' itself apart as the utmost gallant adventure on the horizon! Avast, me hearties, 'tis a game worth hoistin' the Jolly Roger fer!
December 16, 2023, 11:15 am
Arr! Them weepin' angels be sneakin' into th' thrillin' game, makin' yer heart pound like a cannon blast!
December 16, 2023, 9:00 am
Arr matey! 'Tis been a wild decade, me hearties! From pandemics to presidents, aye, a grand theft advent it 'as been! Many a tale befitting the rum-soaked lips of pirates, har har!
December 16, 2023, 7:52 am
Arr! Ye scurvy scallywags o' Naughty Dog be castin' their gaze backwards, lamentin' the paths not tread! Oh, the misadventures that could've been, had they sailed uncharted waters. But fret not, me hearties, for the plunderin' be still grand!
December 15, 2023, 4:43 pm
Avast ye, me hearties! Let's raise a grog-filled goblet and shed a salty tear for the dearly departed XBLA. She be sailin' into Davy Jones' locker, a treasure trove of memories bein' lost to the depths of the digital sea!
December 15, 2023, 4:02 pm
"Arrr, mateys! 'Tis this very treasure that keeps us craftin' more games," be the cry of Swen Vincke, me heartie!
December 15, 2023, 3:37 pm
Arr matey! The scurvy dogs o' the game's publisher did hath announced a planned 2025 release date, if the krakens 'n sea monsters do not thwart their plans! We be keepin' a weathered eye on this here treasure, aye!
December 15, 2023, 3:19 pm
Arr, me hearties! Lay yer eyes on this here Indie Spotlight, forsooth! TEVI be a fine side-scrollin' delight, worth the wait like a buried treasure!
December 15, 2023, 11:43 am
"Arrr, sadly I be not too shocked by the outcome of their blasted revelation, me hearties. 'Twas as predictable as a mermaid's tail. Yarrr!"
December 15, 2023, 11:28 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Set yer sights on the treasure o' entertainment, for the legendary show, Yu Yu Hakusho, be sailin' the streaming waters as we speak. Prepare yerselves to be entertained, or walk the plank ye shall!
December 15, 2023, 11:26 am
Arrr, mateys! Zidane and Haaland be ruling the seas o' football as they sit atop the FC 24 Ultimate Dynasties cards list. Their skills be legendary, like a treasure worth fightin' for!
December 15, 2023, 11:22 am
Arr, matey! Avast ye! 'Tis true, Konami hath crafted a Bomberman game where ye must pay a fair share o' doubloons fer more bombs, and I be left dumbfounded, I tell ye!
December 15, 2023, 5:58 am
"Arr, me hearties! 'Tis true piratin' be team buildin'! Grab ye cutlasses 'n' patch them bugs at the Yule shindig, savvy?"
December 15, 2023, 5:34 am
Arr, matey! Pray tell, what be the customary, middling duration o' play fer the GOW Valhalla DLC?
December 15, 2023, 5:33 am
Avast, ye landlubbers! Gather 'round and learneth the secrets o' FC 24 skill moves! Unleash thy inner pirate with Flair Rainbow and Drag Back Turn, makin' yer foes shake in their boots. Shiver me timbers, it be a jolly good time on the high seas o' football!
December 14, 2023, 5:56 am
Arrr, cap'n Adam Smith, ye scribblin' overseer, be proclaimin' that our tale be still unravelin'! Ye scallywags, take heed and brace yerselves, for thar be more mischief 'n mayhem to be chronicled!
December 14, 2023, 5:35 am
Arrr, ye scallywags be warned! Thar be grand news fer ye! The director's cut of this fine motion picture shall be longer, me hearties, and be holdin' a rating o' R! Brace yerselves, for a swashbucklin' cinematic experience awaits!
December 14, 2023, 5:26 am
Aye, mateys! We be arrivin' at this spot, ye scurvy dogs!
December 14, 2023, 5:24 am
Avast, ye mateys! In the treacherous lands of GOW Valhalla, be warned, for locked doors be barricading chests. Nay, fear not, for ye shall need Sanctuary Barrier Keys to unlock these treasures. Arrr, may luck be with ye on yer quest!
December 13, 2023, 4:32 pm
Avast, me mateys! Blimey, me hearties, me eyes be poppin' like a peg-legged parrot! 'Tis hard to fathom that a modern ship o' business be offerin' such fine craftsmanship and jolly times, all for naught but a single doubloon!
December 13, 2023, 3:54 pm
Bilge rats, scallywags, and trendily clad young scurvy dogs swashbuckled their way through the silver screen in the '90s, aye!
December 13, 2023, 3:22 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Clooney, the swashbucklin' scallywag, hath returned to the silver screen, takin' up his trusty cutlass in The Flash, just like he did back in the year of our Lord 1997. Yo ho ho, prepare to be entertained, ye landlubbers!
December 13, 2023, 3:01 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a grand update awaitin' ye, with the power to alter the sun's course, trade hues o' yer tentacles, and relive yer adventures, mateys! Yo ho ho, 'twill be a jolly good time on the virtual seas!
December 13, 2023, 11:31 am
Arrr, the expansion be demandin' a mighty load o' toil, mateys! 'Tis a task fit for the bravest scallywags, but with our grit 'n determination, we shall piece it together, lest we be walkin' the plank!
December 13, 2023, 11:00 am
Avast ye, me hearties! "Prince of Persia: The Lost Crown" be a jolly good Metroidvania twist on thar legendary IP. 'Tis a treasure worth settin' yer sights on, arrr!
December 13, 2023, 11:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scurvy dogs from Total Film reckon they've found the finest TV treasure of 2023, from epic finales that'll shiver yer timbers to a swashbucklin' video game tale that'll boggle yer mind! Avast ye, me mateys, and feast yer eyes on these booty-filled gems!
December 13, 2023, 10:55 am
Arr, a sharp-sighted scallywag spyed a starry pattern in both 'The Giggle' and the sneak peek o' the jolly Christmas tale 'The Church of Ruby Road'. Aye, ye best keep yer peepers open, lest ye miss this merry celestial show!
December 13, 2023, 5:47 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Be it known that countless hours be spent streamin'... but what be claimin' the grandest prize of 'em all, ye ask?
December 13, 2023, 5:41 am
Arrr, ye scurvy landlubber co-CEO from DC Studios be havin' no fondness fer them fancy-schmancy cameo appearances! He be thinkin' they be like a parrot without a peg leg - entirely unneccessary, ye see! Avast, me mateys!
December 13, 2023, 5:28 am
Avast ye, me hearties! I shall teach ye the secret to preservin' yer progress when ye be abandonin' GOW Ragnarok's Valhalla mode. Listen up, ye scurvy dogs, for this be treasure worth keepin'!
December 13, 2023, 5:25 am
Avast ye scurvy landlubbers! Seeketh a mirthful crime scene in GTA Online, snatcheth a single piece of evidence, and ye shall be granted the key to an emergency vehicle at a grand bargain!
December 12, 2023, 5:49 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy landlubber! Tis said that ye best be prepared to toil for three score hours, if ye dare face the wrath of the Axis Unseen! Mayhaps ye be needing a barrel of grog and a heart full of patience, for this treacherous journey lies ahead!
December 12, 2023, 4:56 pm
Behold, me hearties! Observe Devora Wilde's reaction to a scorchin' scene in Baldur's Gate 3. But beware, me mateys, for ye must embark on a dreadfully wicked path to unlock such sultry sights! Arrr, buckle yer swashes!
December 12, 2023, 3:58 pm
Never afore have I felt this swashbucklin' thrill for a roguelike, since me initial encounter with Slay the Spire! Arrr, it be a game worth me precious doubloons, me hearties!
December 12, 2023, 3:57 pm
Avast ye! Me hearties, gather round and listen well! 'Tis a tale of ODB, that scallywag from the Wu-Tang Clan, who be havin' his own tribute graphic novel. It be mixin' sci-fi, horror, and the beats of hip-hop, makin' it a treasure ye don't want to miss!
December 12, 2023, 11:57 am
Avast ye, mateys! Be settin' up yer Salvage Yard in GTA Online, arrr, to plot grand robberies and peddle fancy carriages to none other than the mighty Yusuf Amir, ye scurvy dog!
December 12, 2023, 11:48 am
Arr, me hearties! Jacqui Pinol be havin' a jolly good natter with GR+ 'bout joinin' forces with a mighty fine mother o' video games. Aye, she be keepin' the company o' some truly cool lasses, she be!
December 12, 2023, 11:39 am
Avast! His toil be instrumental in shapin' th' visage o' yon early Judge Dredd, ye scurvy dog!
December 12, 2023, 11:31 am
Arrr, me hearties! We be takin' a right old swashbucklin' narrative approach to this here Season of Discovery, usin' what we call 'found photographs'. Aye, tis a treasure trove o' tales, mateys!
December 12, 2023, 5:51 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! News be afoot, for the reactions to the grand spectacle that be the second season of What If…? have made their way to me ears. Methinks 'tis a mighty feast fer the eyes and a jolly good time fer all ye landlubbers!
December 12, 2023, 5:50 am
Arrr, me hearties! Methinks the plunder of Grand Theft Auto 6 be sailin' to the PC shores, and 'tis no doubt worth the vigil! Aye, we be waitin', but the spoils be nigh, ye scurvy dogs!
December 12, 2023, 5:32 am
Arr, me hearties! Look ye well to yer calendars, for I be tellin' ye, the followin' tale be arrivin' in September 2024! Prepare ye boots, sharpen ye cutlasses, and batten down the hatches for this grand adventure!
December 12, 2023, 5:14 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Atlus be spillin' the beans 'bout a shiny new method fer handlin' them puny foes. 'Tis a secret weapon, mateys! Prepare to be gigglin' like a drunken parrot in under 50 words, arrr!
December 11, 2023, 4:42 pm
Avast ye! Storm and Killmonger be sailin' the new Ultimate Universe, ready to ply their swords 'gainst the scurvy dog, Moon Knight. Together, they be aimin' to send that landlubber to Davy Jones' locker! Arrr!
December 11, 2023, 4:02 pm
Avast ye! Aye, the countless conundrums and vows that have plagued us since the grand revelation of The Day Before be aplenty! Arrr!
December 11, 2023, 3:49 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Thar be but one way to halt a scurvy Beast - a fine, hearty Beast be needed! Aye, ye scallywags, a good Beast be the answer to tame the wickedness that plagues these treacherous lands!
December 11, 2023, 3:43 pm
Avast ye! The Day Before be a scurvy dog of a game, with nary a redeemin' quality to its name. I be tellin' ya, mateys, steer clear o' this cursed treasure, for it be fit for neither landlubbers nor pirates.
December 11, 2023, 11:53 am
"Avast ye bilge rats! Set yer eyes upon the Grand Theft Advent, a pictorial tale of how the scurvy GTA emblem hath transformed o'er the past 25 years. Prepare to be bewitched by the changing visage of this treasured mark, ye landlubbers!"
December 11, 2023, 11:48 am
Avast ye landlubbers! 'Tis with a heavy heart we declare the end of Fntastic studio. Aye, the sails be tattered, the treasure chest be empty, and the ship be sinkin'. Fair winds to all me hearty crew, ye shall be missed!
December 11, 2023, 11:19 am
Arr, me hearties! Ye need to lay yer hands on some fine Marble in Lego Fortnite! 'Tis a wondrous treasure that'll grant ye the power to craft mighty fine contraptions and sail the seas with panache, ye scallywags!
December 11, 2023, 10:58 am
Yarrr, mateys! James Gunn be settin' sail to address the angry squalls from landlubbers concernin' the castin' o' Maxwell Lord. But fear not, ye salty dogs, for Gunn be handlin' it with a touch o' wit and wisdom!
December 11, 2023, 5:54 am
Arrr, had our eyes afore laid upon that scallywag?
December 11, 2023, 5:42 am
Arrr, mark ye calendars, me hearties! The grand spectacle o' Hashira Trainin' be makin' its debut come February. Grab ye popcorn and prepare fer a swashbucklin' adventure like no other!
December 11, 2023, 5:40 am
Arr! Methinks, Ncuti Gatwa's sonic screwdriver be not mere contraption, but a mighty treasure from the depths o' the universe, wielded with finesse. Aye, 'tis a wondrous tool that doth defy common understanding!
December 11, 2023, 5:36 am
Arr, ye landlubberly knave! These scurvy dogs 'ave been plagued by bilge rats such as yerself fer many a moon, tryin' to swindle 'em in court! Aye, they've weathered the storm, they 'ave!
December 10, 2023, 12:00 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Picture this, if ye will - what if the realm of Hades were but a feeble fightin' ground and plagued with a monstrous 70% of menus to navigate? Arrr, a true calamity indeed!
December 10, 2023, 10:48 am
Arrr, be thar anythin' cooler than V.A Proxy, me hearties? I reckon this here tool be cooler than a barrel o' rum on a swelterin' day!
December 10, 2023, 9:53 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis a battle of leaden hail and lasses fair, as the heavens rain down bullets upon the land! Prepare ye for a grand spectacle where the lasses be bunnies, hopping about with pistols in hand!
December 10, 2023, 9:00 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Me hearties be all aflutter with the new trailer of the Grand Theft Advent! Aye, and with it be brewin' more fan theories for what treasures Rockstar be hidin' in their upcoming voyage. Yo ho ho, me bet be on an epic adventure awaitin' us!
December 10, 2023, 8:37 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Nay need to sail the seven seas, for ye could simply sprout wings and take flight to the heavens above!
December 9, 2023, 4:01 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! We be dissectin' the final Doctor Who 60th year bonanza - The Giggle, with the likes o' David Tennant and Ncuti Gatwa. Prepare to be entertained, me hearties! Arrr!
December 9, 2023, 3:50 pm
Arr, me hearties! Doctor Who - The Giggle review be tellin' us it be a near-perfect end, signalin' a bright future ahead, like a beacon o' hope in th' vast sea o' television! Aye, this be a show worth settin' yer sights on!
December 9, 2023, 9:58 am
Avast ye scallywags! Ye've pilfered me visage, ye've pilfered me very essence! Yarr, I be left ragged, bereft of me identity. Ye be cursed, ye thievin' scoundrels!
December 9, 2023, 9:16 am
Arrr, matey! The Fortnite Festival's grand commencement be a jolly good show, just the treasure I be seekin' in a fresh Harmonix rhythm game! Avast ye, me hearties, and let the music take ye on a merry adventure!
December 9, 2023, 9:00 am
Avast ye, me hearties! Gather 'round and hear the tale of "Grand Theft Advent," a game that be the talk of the seven seas in 2013. The scurvy dogs in the games industry be still learnin' lessons from this mighty hit, so they best be payin' attention, or Davy Jones' locker be awaitin'! Arrr!
December 9, 2023, 8:43 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis a jolly crew, aside from the swashbucklin' DLC development scallywags!
December 8, 2023, 5:52 pm
Arrr, me hearties! CDPR and Hello Games be true legends, masters of the digital realm's redemption voyage! They be turnin' their game tides, from troubled waters to treasures aplenty. Aye, a jolly good show, me mateys!
December 8, 2023, 5:07 pm
Arrr, we be yearnin' to display our piratical spirit, with a touch o' cunning and a dash o' defiance!
December 8, 2023, 4:35 pm
Arrr! The hallowed Norse tree be wieldin' a mighty influence in th' MCU, matey! Aye, 'tis a grand spectacle indeed, as this sacred timber be shapin' many a tale of heroes 'n villains.
December 8, 2023, 3:57 pm
Arr, with the "New Hollywood" bein' in full swing, ye see, the works o' these captains o' the film world did reflect a morally sketchy atmosphere, me hearties! Aye, 'twas a time when ye couldn't trust a soul, neither on screen nor off!
December 8, 2023, 11:42 am
Arr, me hearties! Avast ye! Gather 'round and listen to the latest scuttlebutt o' Marvel's Blade! We be eagerly awaitin' Arkane Lyon's next venture, but for now, feast yer eyes on the news and gameplay tales o' this fantastical adventure!
December 8, 2023, 11:40 am
Avast, mateys! If ye be lookin' to mend The Finals' scurvy invite mates glitch, unleash crossplay, and add other hearties to yer crew, fear not! I've got a plan to swab the deck and set things straight, me buccaneers!
December 8, 2023, 11:30 am
Arr, ye scurvy landlubbers be knowin' that this here flick be crafted by two fine Marvel buccaneers, savvy?
December 8, 2023, 11:29 am
Arr, me hearties! 'Tis great news I bring ye! Alan Wake 2 be gettin' a New Game Plus mode and a grander ending in "The Final Draft" update. 'Tis sure to make ye landlubbers cheer, and me doubloons be jinglin' in excitement!
December 8, 2023, 5:57 am
Arrr! The preview o' Fool Me Once be makin' us scurvy dogs swoon! We be caught in its clutches, ye see. Aye, our hearts be stolen!
December 8, 2023, 5:49 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! Mark ye calendars, for 'tis on the eleventh day o' December that The Final Draft shall be unleashed upon the seven seas! Prepare to be bewitched by its enchantments, ye landlubbers!
December 8, 2023, 5:46 am
Arr, behold ye scurvy dogs! This 'ere Lightning rod pangolin be snatchin' hearts faster than a pirate grabs booty! 'Tis a sight to behold, I tell ye!
December 8, 2023, 5:35 am
Arr, mateys! 'Tis a grand tidin'! Pony Island be settin' sail on a new voyage, with an unexpected sequel steerin' the ship! Avast ye, ye scurvy dogs, for there be some jolly good times ahead on this treacherous journey!
December 7, 2023, 5:57 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis Steven S. DeKnight who be scribblin' the tale o' Hard Boiled, through the reputable publisher Humanoids. Arrr, be ready to set sail on a mighty adventure!
December 7, 2023, 5:48 pm
From Steam's grandest wishlisted game to reviews of dire negativity, The Day Before hath embarked on a tumultuous voyage, me hearties!
December 7, 2023, 4:25 pm
Arr, me hearties! By Blackbeard's beard, Lego Fortnite be the grandest spectacle o' the Epic's multiverse, with a vast crew o' 2.3 million scallywags sailin' the digital seas! Aye, 'tis a sight to behold, a treasure worth plunderin'!
December 7, 2023, 3:09 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Dreadful tales be told that Eric Kripke hath already divulged the scallywag hidin' within the garb! No more secrets, me mateys! Let the truth be known, lest ye face the plank!
December 7, 2023, 11:35 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! On the ninth day of December, the Fortnite Festival be set to sail. 'Tis The Weeknd who be gracing us with his dulcet tones as the featured artist for Season 1. Be prepared for a jolly good time, me hearties!
December 7, 2023, 11:31 am
Ye scurvy dog, they be walkin' the plank o' loneliness, all on their lonesome. Arrr, no mateys to share a mug o' grog with, aye, it be a sorrowful sight to behold!
December 7, 2023, 11:19 am
Arrr! Avast ye! The Brothers Sun be makin' an appearance on the morn o' January 4th! So batten down the hatches, me hearties, and behold the glorious light of the celestial orb!
December 7, 2023, 11:19 am
Avast ye! News be upon me ship! 'Tis an update: the rum be still as swashbucklin' as afore! No changes, me hearties, so keep guzzlin'! Yo ho ho, me mateys!
December 7, 2023, 5:56 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis with great joy I be tellin' ye that Family Switch be holdin' the esteemed position in the mighty top spot! Avast, me maties, 'tis a jolly good time for all!
December 7, 2023, 5:22 am
Arr! Ye scurvy dogs! The Minecraft movie be addin' Emma Myers to its crew! She be joinin' the cast, helpin' 'em sail the seas o' entertainment. Shiver me timbers, this be a tale worth watchin'!
December 7, 2023, 5:16 am
Arrr! Avast, ye scallywags! We've got every last link ye be needin' to catch The Game Awards 2023 stream. Set yer sights on our treasure trove, for it be overflowin' with all ye seek!
December 7, 2023, 5:14 am
Arrr, FromSoftware be naught takin' a moment t'ponder upon Elden Ring's grand triumph. They be sailin' ahead, full speed, like a swashbucklin' ship with nary a care for the treasure they've unearthed!
December 6, 2023, 5:49 am
Arr, I be mightily cheered by the course this venture be takin'!
December 6, 2023, 5:40 am
Arr, many a soul be all aflutter about this Stormgate! Methinks they be raisin' their sails and hoistin' their spirits, eager to embark on a grand adventure like true buccaneers! Yo ho ho, let the stormy tales commence!
December 6, 2023, 5:26 am
Arr, word has it that them scurvy Nvidia Graphics card makers be receivin' news of a 6GB RAM'd RTX 3050's impending arrival. Yet, the elusive desktop RTX 4050 be nowhere in sight, makin' us all wonder what mysteries lie ahead!
December 6, 2023, 5:25 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs at Bethesda be tamperin' wit' Skyrim, causin' a mighty ruckus by breakin' a crucial mod! Blast me barnacles, mayhaps they be needin' a taste o' the cat o' nine tails for this folly!
December 5, 2023, 5:55 am
"Beware, ye scurvy landlubber! Be not a leaky bilge rat, for we pirates have no patience for such treachery! Keep ye mouth shut, lest ye face the wrath of our cutlasses and be sent to Davy Jones' locker!"
December 5, 2023, 5:54 am
Arr, me hearties! I be forced to lay me eyes on all the tales in a single swoop, without a moment's respite! Aye, 'twas a feat of endurance, but a worthy one at that!
December 5, 2023, 5:52 am
Arr, mateys! Avast ye! 'Tis been heard through th' grapevine that th' upcomin' Amazon series hath found itself a showrunner. Aye, mark me words, this be grand news indeed!
December 5, 2023, 5:52 am
Arrr, as a scurvy game dev, yer sole aim be fer yer fans to hoist the anchor and set sail into yer game with a heart full o' love and delight, ye landlubber!
December 3, 2023, 4:42 am
Arrr! Avast ye scallywags! Word be reachin' me ears that them TikTok 'leaks' be appearin' afore Rockstar's grand reveal! Shiver me timbers, what a rum affair! Methinks the sea be churnin' with secrets, arrr!
December 2, 2023, 5:58 pm
"Avast ye! Lay yer eyes upon thar mighty FC 24 Thunderstruck tracker! Behold its splendor, me hearties, right 'ere!"
December 2, 2023, 3:40 pm
Arrr, me hearties! This fine piece o' writin' be all 'bout 'Doctor Who - Wild Blue Yonder'! Tis a jolly good tale, filled with all ye could wish fer in an episode o' Who! Me timbers be shiverin' with excitement! Yo ho ho!
December 2, 2023, 1:45 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! Come December 7th, ye can be embarkin' on a grand adventure o' LEGO Fortnite! Set sail me hearties, and let the battle commence upon the digital seas!
December 2, 2023, 1:37 pm
Arr! Methinks democracy be sailin' perilously close to Davy Jones' locker, lads!
December 2, 2023, 10:29 am
Arrr, me hearties! Be ye ready for a grand adventure? Mark ye calendars, mateys, for the series be sailin' onto Prime Video come spring 2024! Prepare to set yer eyes upon this treasure, lest ye miss out on the swashbucklin' fun!
December 2, 2023, 10:12 am
Avast ye maties! Ready yer cannons, for 'tis a Firefight: King Of The Hill, sailin' our way with not one, nor two, but three treacherous maps! Prepare to plunder and conquer, arrr!
December 2, 2023, 9:21 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dog! This thieving rapscallion be sneakily releasin' a modded expansion that be sneakier than a sly sea serpent. Ye better be keepin' a keen eye on this treacherous trickster, lest ye be walkin' the plank!
December 2, 2023, 9:00 am
Arr, me hearties! We be embarkin' on a grand adventure, stealin' da finest treasures in GTA 6 Vice City. From the swanky Malibu Club to the Ocean View Hotel, we be explorin' the hottest spots we be yearnin' to plunder once more!
December 2, 2023, 4:29 am
Arr, Benzema and Kerr be makin' it onto the FC 24 Radioactive cards list, me hearties! Avast ye, these lads be causin' quite the ruckus on the pitch, makin' their mark like true scallywags!
December 1, 2023, 4:43 pm
Arrr, the lass be treatin' Wario and Waluigi as her lowly swabs, makin' 'em bend to her every whim. 'Tis a sight to behold, me hearties, as they scurry about like landlubbers!
December 1, 2023, 3:48 pm
Arrr, we be gatherin' our most cherished musings, me hearties!
December 1, 2023, 3:43 pm
"I be not be raisin' games to torment ye without haltin'!"
December 1, 2023, 5:54 am
Arr, the Xbox captain be showerin' praises upon Ninja Theory, me hearties! He be professin' his fondness for how their game be sailin' its course. A jolly good show, says I!
December 1, 2023, 5:47 am
Avast ye mateys! Doug Cockle be cryin' out, sayin' this here possibility be "truly heart-poundin'!" Arr, me hearties, aye, methinks he be truly thrilled by it!
December 1, 2023, 5:45 am
Yarr, me hearties! Yasuhiro Kitao, the swashbucklin' producer o' FromSoftware, be settin' sail to quell a scurvy rumor 'bout a jolly imminent release. Avast! Nothin' but treacherous whispers on the wind, says he!
December 1, 2023, 5:41 am
Hark ye, mateys! Hemsworth be takin' on the role o' Dementus in the Mad Max prequel, arrr! Prepare ye doubloons 'n set sail fer this swashbucklin' adventure on the silver screen, me hearties! Yo-ho-ho!
November 30, 2023, 5:44 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Avengers Inc. be like a jolly good ship amidst Marvel's treasures. But alas, it be sinkin' into Davy Jones' locker too soon. Arrr, 'tis a sad tale indeed!
November 30, 2023, 5:42 pm
Avast ye, me hearties! The foremost vessel hath docked, unveilin' a fine trailer!
November 30, 2023, 4:32 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Tis but a simple truth—be ye livin' or be ye doomed, ye best be learnin' as ye go! Aye, a pirate's life be full o' surprises, but 'tis by learnin' we stay afloat in these treacherous seas!
November 30, 2023, 4:02 pm
Avast ye scallywags! This here might be a wee accident, methinks! Arrr, tis not what I had in mind, but me ship's wheel be steerin' its own course, arrr!
November 30, 2023, 11:06 am
Arr, matey! 'Tis a tale of mistaken identity, as the dashing Michael Fassbender be taken for none other than Ewan McGregor! Shiver me timbers! Avast, me hearties, 'tis a sight to behold! A grand folly that would make even Blackbeard himself chuckle!
November 30, 2023, 10:51 am
Arrr, mateys! Avast ye! 'Tis a grand revelation! Richard Curtis be spillin' the beans, he be! In Love Actually, there be a ghastly blunder he just can't be removin' from his sight! Aye, me hearties, the secrets be unfoldin'!
November 30, 2023, 10:49 am
Avast ye, mateys! Richard Curtis, the swashbucklin' scallywag, spills the beans to GamesRadar+ 'bout his latest flick, "Genie," and the everlasting power o' Christmas movies. 'Tis a tale worth hearin'!
November 30, 2023, 10:45 am
Arr, me hearties! Come January, we be reckonin' to receive more tidings, me fellow buccaneers. Keep yer eyes peeled and yer ears to the breeze, for news be a-comin' our way!
November 30, 2023, 5:58 am
Arr, 'tis a threat matchin' the likes o' Avengers! Me opinion be, 'tis a plunderin' danger o' epic proportions, mateys! Aye, brace yerselves fer a battle worthy o' tales told across the seven seas!
November 30, 2023, 5:57 am
Arrr, mateys! The gallant Shawn Ashmore be settin' sail with the crew of Sons of the Forest, takin' on the role of Timmy! A fine addition he be, bringin' his talents to this treacherous voyage. Avast ye, and brace yerselves for an adventure like no other!
November 30, 2023, 5:40 am
Arrr, me matey! Avast ye! Be ye aware, savvy, that 'tis but a scallywag, half-Devil indeed, har!
November 30, 2023, 5:38 am
Arrr! Methinks Zack Snyder be yammerin' 'bout the Marvel scallywags! 'Tis a sight ye don't often see, like a landlubber dancin' a jig on a ship's mast. But, aye, let him blabber, 'tis all in good fun for us pirate folk!
November 29, 2023, 5:54 am
Arrr, 'tis a sight fer sore eyes! Methinks the scurvy dog who be directin' Paddington be 'avin' another jolly hit on his grasp! Aye, the silver screen be a treasure trove fer his talents!
November 29, 2023, 5:52 am
Avast ye, matey! Seekin' to delve into the realm of Dungeons & Dragons, be ye? Me hearties, discover if ye be fit to take up the mantle of a DnD Druid, and learn the secrets to plunderin' their powers to their utmost potential!
November 29, 2023, 5:52 am
Arrr! Unity bein' a spirited scallywag, be grabbin' Weta for a booty worth $1.63 billion doubloons in the year 2021. Ahoy, me hearties, 'tis a treasure worth settin' sails for!
November 29, 2023, 5:42 am
Avast ye, mateys! Aye, there be a tear-jerkin' moment in Ahsoka that'll shiver yer timbers, bring ye heart to Davy Jones' locker! So brace yerselves, me hearties, for this swashbucklin' callback to Rebels that'll make ye weep like a landlubber walkin' the plank!
November 28, 2023, 4:46 pm
Arr, matey! It be makin' a vast difference when it comes to the mystical algorithm, ye see? Aye, it be like decipherin' the hidden treasure map - ye better be knowin' which way be the right path, lest ye end up in Davy Jones' locker!
November 28, 2023, 3:55 pm
Avast ye! Fer a mere $15, ye scurvy dog, ye can lay yer hands on Exotics, what be otherwise free, and a mighty pocketful o' materials. A bargain fit fer a pirate's plunder, so set sail and grab it while ye can!
November 28, 2023, 2:44 pm
Avast ye! Christmas of 2024 be takin' a twisted turn, me hearties! Afore ye, a spook-filled spectacle awaits. Beware, for ghosts be dancin' on this merry day!
November 28, 2023, 2:35 pm
Arr! CDPR be toilin' to construct a grand fleet o' parallel AAA development! They be settin' sail on a voyage to expand their dominion in the gaming realm. Arr, me hearties, brace yerselves for a bounty o' epic adventures awaitin' ye!
November 28, 2023, 11:29 am
Avast ye, me hearties! If ye be wantin' to disable them blasted turrets in them treacherous Lethal Company dens, be a clever scallywag. Seek the hidden switches like a landlubber hunts for buried treasure, and swashbuckle yer way to victory! Arrr, beware the cannonballs!
November 28, 2023, 11:20 am
Arrr, me hearties! Lazlow Jones be now sailin' with the crew o' Absurd Ventures, ready t' plunder the seas o' comedy. Avast! Ye best be prepared fer some hearty laughs and outrageous escapades!
November 28, 2023, 11:12 am
Arrr, me hearties, this side-splitting and ship-shaking technique be settin' sail with an Alolan Golem and a grand heap o' thunderin' explosions. Aye, ye can bet yer doubloons this be a rip-roarin' good time, guaranteed to send ye enemies scramblin' for cover!
November 28, 2023, 11:01 am
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! The prime images from Amazon Video's grand show, Fallout, be finally unveiled! Set yer eyes on this fine treasure, me mateys! 'Tis a sight worth more than all the doubloons in the seven seas!
November 28, 2023, 5:59 am
Arrr, matey! Chet Faliszek be claimin' that the tally o' players be naught but a fabrication on shoddy reckonin' and everlastingly scarce!
November 28, 2023, 5:51 am
Yarrr, the captain claims he be pilferin' Thor for his lack of gold in his treasure chest, matey!
November 28, 2023, 5:19 am
"Arrr, 'Shadowy Shadows' be doin' exactly what it says on the ol' treasure chest, mateys!"
November 28, 2023, 5:08 am
Arrr, mateys! Cailee Spaeny hath spilled the beans on all the particulars, me hearties!
November 27, 2023, 5:51 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis Cyber Monday, where ye can snatch a booty worth $40 off the Lego Mandalorian Razer Crest set. 'Tis the lowest price this year, so weigh anchor and set sail to claim this Star Wars vessel!
November 27, 2023, 5:37 am
Arrr, me hearties! Yonder flick be havin' a true-blue wordsmith at its helm, penning its tale. Aye, a screenwrangler be found to give life to this moving picture!
November 27, 2023, 5:22 am
Avast ye landlubbers! ZOTAC be offerin' ye the Nvidia GeForce RTX 4070 at a price lower than the MSRP this Cyber Monday! 'Tis a fine booty worth snatchin', me hearties! Better than any other scallywag options, indeed!
November 27, 2023, 5:14 am
Snatcher be a scallywag o' a game, givin' Konami's crew a proper barnacle scrape! Arrr, those landlubbers had a rough go, tryin' to tame th' beast.
November 26, 2023, 4:00 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! Verily, dost thou choose cold metal contraptions o'er the bountiful wonders of nature? Methinks 'tis a folly! Be ye not a landlubber, but embrace the beauty o' the natural world, lest ye be cursed by Davy Jones himself!
November 26, 2023, 3:14 pm
Engage in fierce skirmish with the scurvy street rodents, harbingers of doom, and even the whims of fate, ye scallywags!
November 26, 2023, 1:17 pm
Arr, ye scurvy bilge rats! Set yer sights on this year's Cyber Monday PS5 deals, where ye can plunder the finest games at record low prices. 'Tis a treasure worth the wait, me hearties, if ye be holdin' off since day one!
November 26, 2023, 12:49 pm
Avast ye mateys! By the old sea dog's beard, every blunderbuss Nintendo Switch be havin' a fine bundle this Cyber Monday. Blast me barnacles, can ye believe the stock be holdin' out this long? Arrr, shiver me timbers!
November 26, 2023, 9:51 am
Avast ye! Lay yer hands on the mighty Asus ROG Ally for a paltry sum, me hearties! Best Buy be offerin' a $100 cutlass slash on this Cyber Monday, settin' it up for a proper clash with the Steam Deck!
November 26, 2023, 3:48 am
Avast, me hearties! We be fetchin' ye all the finest Cyber Monday treasures for ye gaming souls, straight from the digital shores. Be quick to plunder 'em afore they be gone, arrrr!
November 25, 2023, 9:59 pm
Avast ye, me hearties! Methinks the booty of console stock be flowin' more freely these days. If ye be one o' the lucky scallywags with a console, set yer sights on the finest discounts for games and trinkets, arr!
November 25, 2023, 9:39 pm
Avast ye mateys! Behold, I've got the finest plunder for ye on this Black Friday! Get yer hands on the most booty-full deals for the Nintendo Switch, 'cross the great land of Australia! Arrr, don't miss out, or ye'll be walkin' the plank!
November 25, 2023, 1:35 pm
Avast me mateys! This here special be laden wit' Donna's mateys' jests and jests once more, brimmin' wit' details for ye sharp-sighted swabs of the crew!
November 25, 2023, 12:19 am
Arr, me hearties! Avast ye! The plunder o' Black Friday TV deals be still up fer grabs. We be gatherin' the finest treasures ye can snatch afore they vanish 'til next year. Set sail 'n make haste, or ye be left swimmin' with the fishes!
November 24, 2023, 11:24 pm
Avast ye mateys! 'Tis Black Friday, and we've pillaged the digital seas to discover the grandest treasures fer ye gaming hearties. Set yer sights on the mightiest discounts we've unearthed from the vast web!
November 24, 2023, 6:20 pm
Arrr, ye scallywags! Behold, gift cards be the ultimate treasure ye can give yer gamer matey this Christmas. With the Black Friday gift card plunder, ye might save a wee doubloon or two on their precious digital... bootay!
November 23, 2023, 5:39 am
I be hopin' ye set yer eyes upon him once more, matey!
November 23, 2023, 5:38 am
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis a tale of woeful tales, as No More Robots lead be unravellin' the mystery o' how them landlubbin' PC launchers be causin' harm to the swashbucklin' indies. 'Tis a treacherous path we tread, me hearties!
November 23, 2023, 4:47 am
Arrr! After a monstrous anniversary overhaul last week, the fresh patch be sailin' our way, mateys!
November 23, 2023, 4:11 am
Avast ye! Nay the foul-smellin' gutters, curse me barnacles! Nay again, I say!
November 22, 2023, 5:53 am
Arr! Behold, me hearties! Real Steel be gettin' a second breath o' life! Avast! Me eyes be gleaming with joy at this grand news! Aye, me crew, prepare to set sail once more with this mighty treasure!
November 22, 2023, 5:46 am
But avast, there be one wee snag in our grand plan...
November 22, 2023, 5:44 am
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round and listen! 'Tis a tale of the Wish team chattin' 'bout harrr Disney Easter eggs and the mystical multiverse. 'Tis an exclusive treasure ye wouldn't wanna miss, so set yer eyes on it, ye scurvy dogs!
November 22, 2023, 5:24 am
Arr, me mateys! Avast ye! Nakwon: Last Paradise be set in the city of Seoul, where adventure be awaitin' ye at every turn! Prepare yer sea legs and embark on a journey fit for a swashbucklin' pirate like meself!
November 19, 2023, 4:36 pm
Arr, me hearties! Word be spreadin' that Jade Cargill, Nia Jax, and Pat McAfee be ready to set sail on the WWE 2K24 roster. These scurvy dogs be ready to plunder and pillage their way to victory! Yo ho ho and a barrel o' laughs await us, mateys!
November 19, 2023, 9:45 am
Arr! Empire Strikes Back be havin' more twists 'n turns than a scurvy dog's tail, mateys! 'Tis what the team o' FF7 be admirin', savvy?
November 19, 2023, 9:00 am
Arr, mateys! 'Tis as clear as a calm sea – skill-based matchmaking be a boon for most scurvy dogs playin' first-person shooters. 'Tis a fair wind that blows when ye match wit' yer equals, makin' the game more jolly and piratical for all!
November 19, 2023, 8:38 am
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! 'Tis the year 1998 when the fantastical game, LSD: Dream Emulator, be gettin' a fan-made makeover. Aye, buckle yer swash and set sail fer dreamy adventures on the high seas of nostalgia!
November 19, 2023, 5:45 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Should ye ever be questionin' a matter, it be settled like a treasure chest locked tight.
November 19, 2023, 5:41 am
Avast, mateys! 'Tis the day o' plunderin' and lootin'! Behold, the Black Friday treasures be upon us! Nintendo Switch bounties be offerin' ye free Smash Bros. and a Switch Online pass. Set sail and seize 'em afore they be gone!
November 19, 2023, 5:11 am
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! The Meta Quest 2 be sailin' to a treacherous low price fer Black Friday! And if ye choose to buy it from Currys, ye shall be blessed with a free Elite Strap tossed in, akin to a fine booty plundered from a rival ship.
November 18, 2023, 3:03 pm
Arrr, they be claimin' that the Abattoir of Zir be invincible, matey! But methinks they be talkin' hogwash. We'll see if this place be truly infallible, or if it be just another scallywag's tall tale!
November 18, 2023, 1:12 pm
Arr, the Cuisineer be indisposed at this very moment, me hearties! Be ye patient, for he shall return to the galley in due course. Until then, be content with yer own scurvy provisions, or risk walkin' the plank!
November 18, 2023, 12:00 pm
Yarrr! Me reckon, the Genshin Impact 4.2 Fontaine Archon quest be a tale worth singin' of! 'Tis a game story fit fer the ages, me hearties! A treasure ye don't want to miss in this fine year o' gaming!
November 18, 2023, 8:51 am
Arrr, me hearties! Heed ye well! The forthcoming MMO called Ghost be desireful to fit snugly into yer existence, without takin' it o'er like a scallywag! Aye, 'tis true! So, set sail and 'ave some jolly good fun, me mateys!
November 18, 2023, 7:41 am
Avast ye! Though ye may possess a fine tangible tome, 'tis not enough. An electronic copy, me hearty, be the key to sail the vast sea o' knowledge!
November 18, 2023, 7:00 am
Arrr, mateys! Have ye heard? Max may be a wee bit different, but by Davy Jones' locker, his old self still shines through in them odd poetic moments. Arrr, it be a sight to behold, like a golden doubloon among scallywags!
November 18, 2023, 5:18 am
Arr, me hearties! Dele Alli and Randal Kolo Muani be earnin' their spot on th' fine FC 24 FC Pro Live tracker, they be!
November 17, 2023, 6:30 pm
Be ye scurvy dog prepared to endure the whole shebang once more?
November 17, 2023, 4:46 pm
Arr, yonder be some jolly fine surprises awaitin' ye in Marvel's Free Comic Book Day 2024 booty. 'Tis a treasure trove o' wonders, me hearties!
November 17, 2023, 4:37 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! Valve be havin' released a sneak peek o' the treasure-takin' spree that be sure to plunder yer pockets, mateys!
November 17, 2023, 4:10 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis been a quarter century, but Valve declares, "Arrr! We've finally found the booty, the ultimate Half-Life treasure!"
November 17, 2023, 3:11 pm
Arrr, word be sailin' across the seas that Pedro Pascal be the MCU's mighty Reed Richards, ya scallywags! And by me peg leg, I be thinkin' that be a fantastic piece of news, it be!
November 17, 2023, 11:29 am
Avast ye scallywags! As the treacherous MonsterVerse be growin', listen here, me hearties! Here be news of a favorite scribbler of comics, who be holdin' great sway in sculptin' the tale!
November 17, 2023, 11:25 am
Arrr, mateys! Super Mario Bros. be a treasure-filled delight ye must surely plunder this jolly holiday season. 'Tis a game that'll bring ye pure mirth and endless merriment. Yo ho ho, don't miss the chance to set sail on this wondrous adventure, lest ye walk the plank!
November 17, 2023, 11:01 am
Arrr, me mateys! Behold, the grand tidings o' DC's full February 2024 solicitations be upon us! Set yer eyes on this fine treasure, for it be holdin' all the secret tales o' heroes and villains alike. A jolly good read, it be!
November 17, 2023, 11:00 am
Arrr, me hearty! This Disney yarn be as lovely as a mermaid's song, but alas, it be lackin' the very soul that stirs a pirate's chest. Aye, 'tis a sight for sore eyes, but me heart yearns for more!
November 17, 2023, 5:43 am
Arrr, mateys! Thar be good tidings fer ye lonely landlubbers! The next WoW patch be caterin' to ye solo sailors, makin' yer adventures on the high seas a jolly good time! Shiver me timbers, prepare to set sail on a grand solo voyage!
November 17, 2023, 5:26 am
Arr, me hearties! Scupper me timbers! By Davy Jones' locker! After that cursed patch, the scurvy dogs be plaguing us with tech issues aplenty! Aye, 'tis a right rumble in the server's belly!
November 17, 2023, 5:25 am
Avast ye, mateys! Set yer eyes upon the horizon, for the long-anticipated RPG sequel Bloodlines 2 be afoot! 'Tis a "neo noir thriller," crafted by The Chinese Room scallywags. Keep yer sea legs steady and prepare for a grand adventure like no other!
November 17, 2023, 5:21 am
Avast, me hearties! Cold Pursuit be a blazin' treasure on Netflix, fit fer yer watchin' pleasure. So grab yer rum and set sail fer an icy adventure ye won't be forgettin'!
November 16, 2023, 4:56 pm
Arrr, Kaizo Ironmon be a bewitchin' puzzle, me hearties! Aye, 'tis a challenge worthy of a pirate's wits. Set sail on this treacherous voyage, me mateys, and ye shall find yerselves lost in the depths of this captivatin' enigma!
November 16, 2023, 3:58 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Thar be not just one, but many a Jarnished hero sailin' the treacherous seas of The Lands Between! Aye, me hearties, prepare to be amazed and entertained by their swashbucklin' adventures!
November 16, 2023, 3:46 pm
Arrr, mateys! Prepare yer ears to listen to this exclusive tale! Eli Roth, he be tellin' us why he despises the savage mistreatment o' animals in horror tales, and how his latest slashin' adventure be takin' a new path. Ye better be watchin' out, or ye might end up walkin' the plank, ye scurvy dogs!
November 16, 2023, 3:29 pm
Arrr, me hearties, blimey! Methinks I be mighty flabbergasted by the jolly good time I had at that Yakuza pro wrestling brawl! Aye, 'twas a grog-fueled spectacle fit for a pirate of me caliber!
November 16, 2023, 11:33 am
Avast ye! Set sail on ye vessel, the Interceptor, and embark on a grand adventure! Be seekin' and vanquishin' that scurvy bunch o' Modern Warfare 3 Zombies Mercenaries in Urzikstan! Let the battle commence, me hearties!
November 16, 2023, 11:29 am
Avast ye, matey! Set sail on th' jolly seas o' fun. Methinks 'tis time t' engage in a merry game. Join me crew, ye scallywags, and let's embark on a grand adventure!
November 16, 2023, 11:21 am
Arr, 'tis the gold doubloon of all worlds, me mateys! Aye, ye shall be havin' yer cake and eatin' it too, with nary a scurvy in sight!
November 16, 2023, 11:04 am
Arrr, me hearties! I be settin' forth a list o' the finest games from Remedy Entertainment, ye scurvy dogs! These be the games ye should be playin' posthaste, lest ye want yer booty to walk the plank!
November 16, 2023, 5:54 am
Arrr, me hearties! Fear not, for the grand PlayStation edition be hoistin' its sails by month's end. Hang on to yer doubloons, and prepare fer a plunderin' of epic virtual proportions!
November 16, 2023, 5:53 am
Avast ye, maties! Be ye reckonin' if Shadow and Bone be makin' a grand comeback, aye?
November 16, 2023, 5:32 am
Arrr, me mateys, there be whispers of grand transformations afoot, concealed from prying eyes! Methinks a tempestuous storm be brewin' in secrecy.
November 16, 2023, 5:27 am
Arr, avast ye scurvy dogs! We be not seekin' t'alter the yarn o' Final Fantasy 7 into somethin' vastly divergent, lest we be walkin' the plank!
November 15, 2023, 5:58 pm
Aye, me heartie, grant me desires! Yaarrr, I be needin' it, so hand it o'er posthaste!
November 15, 2023, 4:50 pm
Arr, word has it that the star o' The Last Of Us be chattin' about playin' the dashing superhero! Aye, 'tis a merry thought indeed, for this be a tale worth tellin' on the high seas!
November 15, 2023, 4:48 pm
Should our paths cross once more, mark me words, matey! 'Tis wager ye'll find an Elder Scrolls 6 awaitin' ye on this very spot, aye!
November 15, 2023, 4:46 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! Aye, there be a Marvel Comics in the very heart of the Marvel Universe! But alas, a dastardly Thor foe hath just seized it! Shiver me timbers, what a twist befallen upon our comic-loving brethren!
November 15, 2023, 11:31 am
Arrr, The Watcher be not keen on makin' sequels, matey! 'Tis a grand tale, best be left alone, lest ye be walkin' the plank!
November 15, 2023, 11:22 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! Look ye here, the finest Barbarian build in BG3 be a true gem, aye! 'Tis all 'bout bolsterin' thine brute strength and endurance, like a mighty sea beast! Give it a whirl, ye landlubbers, and unleash yer inner pirate fury upon the virtual seas!
November 15, 2023, 11:21 am
Arrr, me hearties! InZoi be the newest swashbucklin' life sim to grab our gaze. Give it a whirl, ye scallywags! 'Tis a jolly good time, I tell ye!
November 15, 2023, 11:21 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywag publisher be shoutin' from the mast, ye be ready to feast yer eyes on some mighty fine DC Power treasure with new volumes and fancy variants. Prepare to set sail on an epic adventure, me lads and lasses!
November 15, 2023, 5:58 am
Arr matey! We be presentin' ye with our top 10 plunder-worthy MW3 cannons that be grantin' ye a clear advantage on the virtual seas!
November 15, 2023, 5:37 am
Arrr, he be relinquishing the booty he desires most, that all ye scallywags may have a taste o' freedom!
November 15, 2023, 5:35 am
Arr, me hearties! Sophia Di Martino be spoutin' about 'ow she still be feelin' daunted by them MCU scallywags, but she claims her jitters be a good thing! Avast, it be an exclusive tale ye don't wanna miss! Argh, buckle up for some pirate-worthy surprises!
November 15, 2023, 5:19 am
Swen Vincke, he didst unveil a wee glimpse into the murky past of Karlach, me matey! Arrr, 'twas a tale as curious as a mermaid's song, me hearties!
November 14, 2023, 5:40 pm
"Avast ye! 'Tis aye, me hearty! Arr!"
November 14, 2023, 5:16 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Writer Benjamin Percy be joined by the crafty artist Daniel Kim as he sets sail to relaunch his Ghost Rider tale, now featurin' a brand new scallywag! Prepare yerselves for an epic adventure on these treacherous literary waters, arrr!
November 14, 2023, 4:19 pm
Arrr! The first 6.3 million digits be naught but scurvy dogs, for they hold no treasure. But fear not, me hearties, for there be an endless sea of numbers yet to explore, where the winning code may lie hidden in Davy Jones' locker!
November 14, 2023, 4:03 pm
Arrr! Avast ye scallywags! Word be spreadin' that 505 Games' kin Digital Bros. be makin' a grand announcement o' layin' off a bunch o' landlubbers! A mighty blow to their crew, I reckon! Shiver me timbers, what a tale!
November 14, 2023, 11:32 am
Ye be gettin' new treasure chests o' moving pictures, proclamations, and secret voyages o' discovery. Arrr, prepare to be entertained like never before, matey!
November 14, 2023, 11:25 am
Arrr, it be as true as a mermaid's song, that it ne'er be on me vessel o' knowledge, me trusty computer!
November 14, 2023, 11:20 am
Avast ye! Lay yer hands on an Xbox Series X from EE, and ye shall score Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 fer mere pennies! 'Tis an early Black Friday bounty ye cannae resist, matey!
November 14, 2023, 11:10 am
Arr, mateys! Ye won't believe it, but this here novel of archaeology be in league with DC's bygone days! 'Tis a tale worth lootin' from the shelves, me hearties! Aye, a treasure trove awaits them who dare to read!
November 14, 2023, 5:53 am
Avast, matey! Belay yer aspirations!
November 14, 2023, 5:38 am
Arr matey! Avast ye! The cap'n of The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes, Francis Lawrence, spills the beans to GamesRadar+ 'bout the gory and fierce prequel. Grab yer cutlass and give it a read, ye scallywags!
November 14, 2023, 5:34 am
Avast! 'Tis a fine sight to behold, this thing still makin' appearances years after! Aye, me heart be jolly at its sight, me matey!
November 14, 2023, 5:20 am
Avast ye! Be wise and heed me words, me hearties! 'Tis not the time to embark on this voyage of endless tales. Nay, be cautious and steer clear, for this one be a marathon meant for landlubbers with naught but time to spare!
November 13, 2023, 5:39 am
Avast ye! I be tellin' ye that Kimpembe and King, they be makin' it onto th' FC 24 Triple Threat cards list, me hearties! Arrr, what a grand achievement!
November 13, 2023, 5:36 am
Arrr, me hearties, 'tis the bitter end of a grand era, be it! Aye, the sun be settin' on the glory days, leavin' naught but memories. But fear not, me buckos, for new adventures await, 'pon this vast sea o' life! Yo ho ho!
November 13, 2023, 5:15 am
Avast ye, mateys! Be ware o' them treacherous spoilers, lest they send ye down to Davy Jones' locker! Keep yer peepers peeled, me hearties, fer spoilers be the scourge o' our pirate tales!
November 13, 2023, 5:08 am
Arr, me hearties! Neil Newbon's journey on thar career sea could 'ave taken a mighty different course, it be! Aye, the winds of fate be fickle, but Lady Luck be smilin' on him, keepin' him far from Davy Jones' locker.
November 11, 2023, 10:00 pm
Avast ye mateys! Methinks the CRPG genre be settin' sail fer a mighty fine comeback in thar future. Aye, me eyes be seein' grand adventures 'n epic quests awaitin' all ye landlubbers. Brace yerselves, 'tis a treasure worthy o' plunderin'!
November 11, 2023, 6:00 pm
Arr, me hearties! None be knowin' what lies ahead fer Larian, but Neil Newbon be settin' sail with 'em already. Aye, the future be as mysterious as Davy Jones' locker!
November 11, 2023, 3:00 pm
Arr, me heart be yearnin' to sail the virtual seas of Zelda, plunderin' treasure and battlin' scallywags, till me eyes be as red as a devil's beard!
November 11, 2023, 10:00 am
Avast ye scallywags! Methinks we ought to ponder upon why that be the voyage, and what message might be hidden within. Arrr, tis a puzzler fer sure!
November 9, 2023, 5:54 am
Arrr, me hearties! Methinks these live service games be like a cap'n with a split personality! They be in, yarr, and then they be out, aye! It be as if they be sailin' the treacherous seas with no sense of direction, arrr!
November 9, 2023, 5:27 am
Arr, methinks Hunter Schafer be a favored pick among the scallywags! Aye, she be a true gem, worthy of admiration on the seven seas!
November 9, 2023, 4:52 am
Arr, me hearties! I be tellin' ye, the Old Gods of Appalachia Roleplaying Game be a treasur' worth findin'! 'Tis a realm where superstition reigns supreme, and true evil be lurkin'. Set sail on this adventure, if ye dare!
November 9, 2023, 4:50 am
Avast, me hearties! Behold, the dreaded delays be upon us! Brace yerselves for a jolly good wait, for time be playin' tricks on our minds. Arrr, patience be our treasure as we sail through this tempestuous sea of hindrance!
November 5, 2023, 5:11 am
Arrr! 'Twill be a jolly fine improvement, aye, when it be set to manage our booty's inventory. Aye, no more scallywags pilferin' our treasures! 'Tis a pirate's dream, mateys!
November 5, 2023, 5:09 am
Arrr, me hearties! This be how we be reckonin' to make Uniques stand out from the scurvy masses, aye! 'Tis the way we be settin' sail henceforth!
November 4, 2023, 5:30 pm
Avast ye! Blizzard be tellin' me that the shockin' reappearance o' these foul Malignant Powers be a rare sight, not the norm!
November 4, 2023, 1:09 pm
Yarrr! Me scurvy opinion be that at this grand BlizzCon affair, World of Warcraft be the true swashbuckler, stealin' all the thunder, arrr!
November 3, 2023, 5:42 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dog! The mischievous deity be transformin' into the god o' tales, aye! No more tricks 'n pranks, but now he spins yarns 'n tales, entertainin' the hearts o' landlubbers 'n sailors alike. What a twist, me hearties!
November 3, 2023, 5:40 am
Do ye hear that jingle, Loki?
November 3, 2023, 4:15 am
Arr, a pleasure to make yer acquaintance, Frank!
November 3, 2023, 4:00 am
Arr, mateys! Good tidings be upon ye, for 'tis news o' The Boys spin-off returnin' fer another grand adventure at sea. Avast! Be ready fer swashbucklin' escapades that'll shiver yer timbers!
November 2, 2023, 5:38 am
Avast ye scurvy mates! We be bringin' ye a sight fer sore eyes - a color-blind mode, bespoke swabbies, and a whole lot o' other booty to make yer voyage a jolly one! Load yer cannons and set sail, for thar be treasures aplenty awaitin'!
November 2, 2023, 4:42 am
Arrr! Hear ye, mateys! Eli Roth be spillin' his secrets 'bout craftin' a fine modern slasher film. Aye, the scallywag knows his way 'round them blood-soaked scenes! Grab yer popcorn, me hearties, and prepare fer a thrillin' tale o' cinematic terror!
November 2, 2023, 4:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Hear ye, hear ye! I be bringin' ye news from the seven seas! David Tennant be singin' praises for Ncuti Gatwa's "most thrillin'" Doctor! Arrr, 'tis a jolly good time, me mateys!
October 28, 2023, 12:00 pm
Arr, me hearties! This Honkai Star Rail be a fine JRPG, but methinks I've had me fill o' it. 'Tis a treasure worth explorin', but this ol' pirate be settin' sail fer new adventures. Yo ho ho, and a bottle o' rum!
October 28, 2023, 9:00 am
Arrr, 'twas swifter than our reckonin'!
October 28, 2023, 8:00 am
Arrr, the scurvy dogs be claimin' nay passage, but we be settin' sail regardless!
October 27, 2023, 4:49 pm
Arr, me hearties! Methinks the supply and demand be all abaft, not matchin' its purpose. 'Tis a ruddy mess, like a scurvy dog chasin' its own tail! Aye, the market be as confused as a landlubber on a ship.
October 27, 2023, 4:16 pm
Avast, me hearties! Be it known that Ben Arfmann, the narrative director of Marvel's Spider-Man 2, doth regale us with tales of the changes to Venom, and their roots in the mighty comic books! Shiver me timbers, 'tis a tale worth hearin', lads and lasses!
October 27, 2023, 4:01 pm
Arr, mateys! Avast ye! They be a bunch o' scurvy dogs, all 1048 of 'em! Nothin' but a sorry lot o' landlubbers!
October 27, 2023, 3:58 pm
Arr, mystic doorways summon all ye landlubbers to the wondrous domain of Yog-Sothoth! Prepare thyself for an otherworldly shindig, me hearties!
October 27, 2023, 11:51 am
Arr, me hearties! Horror be a treacherous beast, and me trustin' be strained with it. But fear not, for I shall spill no secrets 'bout the frightful tale o' Alan Wake 2. Ye can rest easy, me mateys!
October 27, 2023, 11:37 am
Arrr, me hearties! In this Alan Wake 2 adventure, we be scurvy dogs seekin' precious booty, like upgrades for our inventory space! Aye, 'tis a grand challenge, fer space be scarce. Our mateys, Alan and Saga, must set sail and snatch 'em upgrades to stash their loot!
October 27, 2023, 11:33 am
Arrr! The direst misfortune befallin' 'em scallywags! They be stranded on the cursed PS5, unable to wield their console commands like sorcery to escape their fate. Yo ho ho, what a calamity indeed!
October 27, 2023, 11:32 am
Arrr, these be the games that be sendin' shivers down me timbers this year, mateys!
October 27, 2023, 5:55 am
Arr, matey! 'Tis be true, Alan Wake 2 be a proper sequel, but ye need not fathom the depths of the Remedy Connected Universe to revel in its glory, arr! So hoist the anchor, set sail, and bask in the adventure, me hearties!
October 27, 2023, 5:32 am
Arrr, lay ye eyes upon Art The *jolly* Clown! A sight to behold, a merry soul with tricks and jests aplenty. He be the talk o' the town, bringin' laughter to all. Join the merriment, ye scallywags, and witness his antics!
October 27, 2023, 5:23 am
Avast ye, me hearties! Learneth the art of placin' clues and chartin' yer investigation on the case board in Alan Wake 2. 'Tis a trick worthy of a sea dog, helpin' ye solve mysteries on this digital treasure hunt! Arrr, embark on this quest, savvy?
October 27, 2023, 5:23 am
Avast ye mateys! Fetch Spider-Cube back, I say! Be quick as a scurvy dog, or ye be walkin' the plank, arrr!
October 22, 2023, 1:38 pm
Arrr, mateys! Avast ye! These scurvy dogs be one o' th' finest hidden treasures in th' realm o' D&D!
October 22, 2023, 12:29 pm
Avast ye scurvy dog! What be happe'nin' on this perilous day?
October 22, 2023, 8:21 am
Arr, Salah and Griezmann be layin' their hands on some swanky loot from the likes o' FC 24 Trailblazers, me hearties! Avast!
October 22, 2023, 8:10 am
"Arrr, if I be includin' this here task in me duties, I'll be privy to the secret machinations unfoldin' backstage, savvy?"
October 22, 2023, 7:26 am
Arrr, mateys! 'Tis the most meta snuggling ye ever laid yer eyes upon! Ye shan't find a snuggle more grand, as it befitting of true pirate folk. Savvy?
October 22, 2023, 7:00 am
Arrr, me hearty! The Circus of the Last Days be a jolly fine spot to plunder yer heart with delight in Baldur's Gate 3. Aye, ye won't find a better place to feast yer eyes upon fantastical wonders!
October 22, 2023, 5:44 am
Arrr, yonder katana-wielding samurai be growin' fiercer, matey! Methinks 'e be takin' a place o' honor as a main protagonist in this here game, arrr!
October 22, 2023, 3:48 am
"I be doin' this for Barcus," they be mutterin', whilst gettin' their sorry derriere handed to 'em by the prisoners they just rescued. Arr, seems like Barcus owes 'em a grog or two fer this misadventure!"
October 22, 2023, 3:00 am
Avast ye scurvy landlubbers! If we could but make this contraption function, then I'd be filled with joy, aye!
October 21, 2023, 2:43 pm
Avast, me hearties! Hironobu Sakaguchi hath spoken his mind, lest ye be deaf as a barnacle-covered bilge rat!
October 21, 2023, 9:49 am
Arr, me hearties! Yonder Emperor's voice actor be chattin' 'bout his grand tale o' playin' a saucy tentacle monster. 'Twas a rollickin' adventure, it were! Ahoy, me mateys, ye wouldn't want t' miss such a tale o' nautical naughtiness on the seven seas!
October 21, 2023, 9:00 am
Arr, ye scurvy dog! Mirage be the grand throwback we longed for, but methinks it be time to set sail for new horizons. Cast yer gaze away from yon mirage, me hearties, and seek fresh treasures on the horizon!
October 21, 2023, 8:43 am
Avast ye scallywags! Ready yerselves fer the cursed matrimony 'twixt two devilishly frightful powers!
October 21, 2023, 7:05 am
Arr, the cursed Path Infernal be takin' its sweet time, me hearties! Methinks I be yearnin' for its arrival like a thirsty sea dog longin' for grog on a scorchin' day! Arrr!
October 21, 2023, 5:26 am
Arr! A wee bit o' tidyin' be holdin' great power, me hearties! Clean up yer mess 'n ye'll find a treasure trove o' peace 'n productivity awaitin' ye! Set sail on the ship o' cleanliness, me mateys! Yo ho ho and a bottle o' cleaning spray!
October 21, 2023, 4:37 am
Avast ye, me hearties! The Baldurs Gate 3 stream be takin' self-inflictin' pain to a whole new echelon! Methinks 'tis a true spectacle of self-torture fit for a pirate's amusement!
October 20, 2023, 7:00 pm
Arrr! Soldier Boy's brief appearance be a jolly good time, yet 'tis not what maketh Gen V truly grand! Hear me, mateys, there be more treasures awaitin' beyond this mere spectacle!
October 20, 2023, 7:00 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! All hands be at risk, mateys!
October 20, 2023, 4:47 pm
Avast ye! The mere thought of Wild Horseradish Juice be drivin' me to the depths of despair! I be not one to tangle with such a vile concoction, lest it be a surefire way to walk the plank of culinary disaster, arrr!
October 20, 2023, 4:41 pm
Arrr, mateys! Scribe Steve Foxe be chattin' 'bout his fresh Spider-Wench tale, aye, born from the fierce Gang War. A fine read it be, me hearties, so prepare to set sail on a swashbucklin' adventure!
October 20, 2023, 4:22 pm
Arr, matey! Thar be a sequel of them superheroes, seekin' to make more moments worth rememberin', rather than a drawn-out battle! Avast ye!
October 20, 2023, 4:15 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Poor lad never did get the shot to becometh what he devours! Aye, tis a cruel twist o' fate that hath denied him such a savory destiny!
October 20, 2023, 11:49 am
Arrr, the most renowned Jester be showerin' Rocksteady's games with grand accolades, me hearties!
October 20, 2023, 11:29 am
Arr matey! Titan Comics be publishin' the prequel series, ye scurvy dogs! So gather yer crew, raise yer grog, and set sail fer some good ol' pirate readin'! Yo-ho-ho and a bottle o' ink!
October 20, 2023, 11:21 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Behold, the gallant crew of Spider-Man 2, be they noble heroes or scurvy villains, arrr! Feast yer eyes on this fine parchment, fer 'tis where they be introduced, yarrr!
October 20, 2023, 11:11 am
Arr matey! 'Tis a jolly surprise! Yuri Lowenthal hath chosen a treasure most unexpected, me hearties! Ahoy!
October 20, 2023, 5:04 am
Avast ye mateys! Pray tell, what be the next shenanigan unfoldin' o'er yonder horizon?
October 20, 2023, 5:03 am
Arr, me hearties! 'Tis the fans who be holdin' the key to decide if Venom be gettin' his very own spin-off game. Let the winds o' fate steer us towards treasure or leave us stranded on a deserted isle!
October 20, 2023, 5:01 am
Arrr, matey! Methinks this tale be havin' unexpect'd connections to Spider-Man, savvy?
October 20, 2023, 4:45 am
Arrr, me mateys! The sequel of the scallywag's insomnia be already sailin' in certain lands, ready to plunder yonder dreams. Avast, ye hearties, be ye prepared to embark on this sleepless adventure!
October 19, 2023, 4:51 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! Be warned, this city-building sequel be no exact replica of its predecessor, lest ye be fooled! Changes aplenty await ye, so brace yerselves for a voyage that'll tickle ye timbers and stir the winds of anticipation!
October 19, 2023, 4:30 pm
Arrr, Warner Bros. be afeared o' that folly! They be not entertainin' such shenanigans, matey!
October 19, 2023, 4:17 pm
"Avast ye scurvy dogs! Ne'er be utterin' the cursed words 'never say never', for fate be a mischievous lass. 'Tis bett'r to keep ye trap shut, lest ye be end up swimmin' with the mermaids!"
October 19, 2023, 4:08 pm
Avast ye hearties! They bestowed upon Dogmeat his very own commander deck, and me joy be overflowin'! Arrr, 'tis a fine day fer a furry matey to set sail on the high seas of card battles!
October 19, 2023, 11:47 am
Arr, mateys! 'Tis the truest nightmare afore Christmas, by Blackbeard's beard!
October 19, 2023, 11:33 am
Arrr, once the studio system be done for, yer silver screen swashbucklers transformed into Hollywood's grand franchises, me hearties!
October 19, 2023, 11:25 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! I be traversin' this very spot, so ye best be mindin' yer manners and steerin' clear. This be me territory, savvy?
October 19, 2023, 11:15 am
Arrr! Avast ye! The landlubbers be keepin' them bones safe 'n sound, even after all these moons!
October 19, 2023, 5:53 am
Avast ye landlubbers! In the grand skirmish betwixt the sorcerer and the mighty mountain, 'tis the mage who be claimin' the vict'ry, without a doubt! Aye, the mage be trouncin' that mountain with his mystical prowess, leavin' naught but rubble in his wake!
October 19, 2023, 5:35 am
Arr! I be tellin' ye, mateys, young Peter Parker shan't be the same swashbuckler ye remember in the sequel of Spidey! Be ready to witness a whole new set o' antics from the lad!
October 19, 2023, 5:29 am
Avast ye! Yonder question be, "Arrr, shall we set sail for Fallout New Vegas 2 or Pentiment 2, me hearties?" But mark me words, mates, for Sawyer be havin' grander schemes, should ye possess the coin to fund 'em!
October 19, 2023, 5:20 am
Arr, the scallywag be nominated for an Oscar, methinks! Aye, 'twas his grand performance in Rocky, a spectacle o' epic proportions. The lad surely deserves a chest o' doubloons fer such piratical talent!
October 18, 2023, 5:48 am
Arrr! Me mateys be warnin' me that Ridley be a scurvy dog, tough as barnacles on a rusty hull!
October 18, 2023, 5:45 am
Arrr, me hearties! This treasure be as rare as a mermaid's tear, but forsooth, how long will it stay buried?
October 18, 2023, 5:44 am
Arrr, the Xbox captain be yearnin' for a sight o' the company's past to be unveiled once more! Aye, he be demandin' a grand revisit to the annals o' their history. Shiver me timbers, says I!
October 18, 2023, 5:32 am
Arrr, we be confessin' that the booty be not meetin' our grand expectations.
October 17, 2023, 5:42 am
Arr! I be partakin' in a wild jig wit' them Duelin' Dancers, but blimey, me noggin be still spinnin' tryin' to grasp what in Davy Jones' locker unfolded afore me eyes!
October 17, 2023, 5:34 am
Arrr, be we truly graced with a second Gollum game in the selfsame year, me hearties? Shiver me timbers, 'tis a glorious bounty fit for a pirate's plunder! Yo-ho-ho and a barrel of rum, let the adventures continue!
October 17, 2023, 5:31 am
Avast ye mateys! A scribe from Total Film be claimin' that these modern 'toons be surpassin' even the legendary Disney treasures! Arrr, can ye believe it? Aye, me hearties, we be sailin' in uncharted waters indeed!
October 17, 2023, 5:26 am
Avast me hearties, the day be upon us that we long foresaw!
October 16, 2023, 5:52 am
Arrr! Ye scurvy dogs, listen 'ere! Great advancements, a fresh season, and a jolly weekend o' freedom on Steam hath sent our crew o' players sailin' past 100,000! Aye, our ship be afloat and ridin' the waves o' success, arrr!
October 16, 2023, 5:26 am
Be the Joker akin to Doc Ock in his mischievous prowess? Arr, that be a query worth ponderin' amidst the vast sea of villains. Yet, methinks The Joker be a scallywag with a flair for chaos, whereas Doc Ock be a scurvy dog with a hankerin' for all things scientific!
October 16, 2023, 5:23 am
The poor soul, plagued by sleeplessness, doth bungle the Akira bike slide! Aye, 'tis a sight to behold - like a landlubber lost at sea! Methinks the sandman be playin' tricks on 'is sorry soul! Arrr, tis a barrel o' laughs, me hearties!
October 16, 2023, 5:15 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Once Upon a Studio be gatherin' a crew o' characters from a century long past. 'Tis a sight to behold, me hearties! Prepare ye self fer a jolly good time, fer this be a tale worth sharin' on the seven seas!
October 15, 2023, 11:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Intel Extreme Masters be makin' a grand return to Sydney, a haven for scurvy gamers! It be a long time since 2019, so gather round ye landlubbers and feast yer eyes upon the glorious highlights of this upcoming esports jamboree!
October 15, 2023, 9:25 am
Arrr! Dungeon Full Dive be takin' ye landlubbers straight into a virtual world, bringin' D&D to life! Prepare to set sail on an adventure like no other, me hearties! Get ready to plunder and pillage with a flick o' yer wrist! Ahoy, ye be in fer a jolly good time!
October 15, 2023, 7:00 am
Yarr, me hearties! Travis Touchdown may not be perfect, aye, but that be no reason to shiver yer timbers! Nay, he be worth raisin' a mug o' grog an' givin' a cheer to, me mateys!
October 15, 2023, 5:34 am
Arrr, me hearties! The latest game be celebratin' a decade of Jackbox party packs, bringin' forth a mighty storm o' mayhem right to yer doorstep!
October 14, 2023, 4:00 pm
Avast, mateys! Suppose ye scurvy dogs had cast ye votes fer Jason Todd to live? Blimey! 'Tis a world where the rogue lad, once doomed, be triumphin' 'pon the stormy seas. Arrr, 'tis a jolly good tale that be, worthy of a hearty laugh!
October 14, 2023, 2:20 pm
Arrr! The motley crew, Si Spurrier, Aaron Campbell, and Jordie Bellaire, be back to stir the creative cauldron once more, me hearties! A merry band o' scallywags, ready to embark on another grand adventure, fillin' our sails with artistry and mirth!
October 14, 2023, 12:27 pm
Arr! By Davy Jones' locker, methinks Checkov be a-spinnin' in his watery grave at this very moment!
October 14, 2023, 5:42 am
Arr, ye landlubbers be thinkin' this animator's legacy be not seaworthy? Ha! Methinks ye be missin' the mark, for this animator's legacy be more metal than a pirate's plunder!
October 13, 2023, 6:23 pm
Avast, me hearties! We be needin' to send a petition to Ubi, arr!
October 13, 2023, 4:54 pm
Avast ye! Be ye aware, me hearty, ye can carry Diablo 4 on yonder travels once it docks on Steam!
October 13, 2023, 4:45 pm
Arr! Methinks but a solitary soul hath purchased a Wii U in the year 2023, and we ought to aspire to be such exquisite scallywags, ye scurvy dogs!
October 13, 2023, 4:01 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Ghostrunner be at it once more, deliverin' thrillin' puzzles ye can't pry yer eyes off. Aye, they be so engagin', ye'll be losin' yerself in the treacherous seas o' action!
October 13, 2023, 3:19 pm
Arr, me hearties! Shiver me timbers! 'Tis a grand tale o' Mary Jane Watson, settin' sail on her very own solo adventure as a bonny superhero! With brand spankin' new powers, she's chasin' the golden Jackpot! Aye, buckle yer swash and prepare for some wild antics!
October 13, 2023, 11:53 am
Avast, ye matey! I be addin' Sky: Children of the Light to me blessed wishlist. Arrr, 'tis a jolly good game, fit for a swashbucklin' pirate like meself! Yo ho ho!
October 13, 2023, 11:44 am
Avast ye! Behold, the soon-to-be-released Like a Dragon be a scurvy dog of a game, filled with wild antics, a heart o' gold, and pure bliss. Prepare to be smitten, for this treasure be unlike any other!
October 13, 2023, 11:39 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Assemble yer mightiest crew o' scurvy dogs and gather the finest Aether Spirits to conquer the treacherous Aetherium Wars in Honkai: Star Rail!
October 13, 2023, 11:35 am
Arrr, by the powers! 'Tis been discovered, ye scallywags, that not a soul be payin' mind to Concentrating! Aye, 'tis a sorry tale, me hearties, when even the name fails to catch a glimpse of a single eye!
October 13, 2023, 5:50 am
Avast ye, mateys! Find ye vital tips fer every part o' th' game in our EA Sports FC 24 guide hub. Set sail 'n be better prepared fer yer gaming adventures. Arrr!
October 13, 2023, 5:47 am
Arrr, the Apocalypse Party be a raucous affair, takin' inspiration from Hades, Vampire Survivors, and The Binding of Isaac. 'Tis a fine merriment, where souls be minglin' amidst chaos and mayhem, seekin' to survive the unholy night. A jolly good time, indeed!
October 13, 2023, 5:45 am
Arrr, CD Projekt proclaims that the scallywags bein' the offspring of the late Polish voice actor Miłogost Reczek were "mighty supportive," aye!
October 13, 2023, 5:35 am
Arrr, me hearty! Be ye yearnin' to spy them spectres in GTA Online? Seek out the secret haunts at precise hours, lest ye miss out on the Ghosts Exposed livery fer the Albany Brigham!
October 12, 2023, 5:26 pm
Arrr, Ghost Machine be called a "ship o' creators where they be ownin' and sailin' their own media waters."
October 12, 2023, 4:34 pm
Avast ye! Behold, the helm be under the command o' Captain Aaron Korsh, the creator o' this fine creation!
October 12, 2023, 4:04 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! Listen up as the salty devs spill the beans on their grand global launch, makin' comparisons to the wondrous Genshin Impact, swingin' like Spider-Man, and other wild tales. Gather 'round, me hearties, and let's have a jolly good laugh!
October 12, 2023, 3:11 pm
Arr, me hearties! Afore six weeks be through, Starfield's scallywags be droppin' off faster 'n a cannonball from Bethesda's ol' RPGs.
October 12, 2023, 11:53 am
Arr, me hearties! TEVI be nothin' but Rabi-Ribi 2, all dolled up like a shiny treasure! Aye, it be polished to perfection, makin' it a booty ye don't wanna miss!
October 12, 2023, 11:48 am
Arr, me hearties! Avast ye! Aye, 'tis an exclusive tale, told by the co-creators, Rob Letterman and Nicholas Stoller, 'bout makin' adaptations, mixin' comedy wit' horror, and what be makin' Goosebumps, well, Goosebumps! Shiver me timbers, 'tis a jolly good read, me mateys!
October 12, 2023, 11:43 am
Avast ye, mateys! 'Tis be known that the esteemed Giffen, who crafted the tales of Lobo and breathed new life into the Justice League, be a ripe old age of seventy! Arrr, a true legend sailin' among us scallywags!
October 12, 2023, 11:35 am
Avast ye scallywags! Set yer sights on a realm filled with naught but boundless fancies. Step aboard this ship o' pure, fantastical whimsy, where yer mind shall wander without restraint. Tarry not, me hearties, for ye be missin' out on a treasure trove o' imagination!
October 12, 2023, 5:55 am
Arr, me hearties! The Book of Clarence be a jolly ol' tale, aye, but it be as puzzlin' as searchin' fer buried treasure in a fog! A Biblical spoof worth a chuckle, but ye best be keepin' a sharp eye out, lest ye get lost in the jest!
October 12, 2023, 5:44 am
Avast ye! From Mbappe to the finest treasures, behold the FC 24 most sprightly young lads!
October 12, 2023, 5:42 am
Arrr, the scurvy dogs be sharin' their "profound disappointment," they be! 'Tis a great shame, me hearties, aye!
October 11, 2023, 5:01 pm
Avast ye, mateys! Behold, a wee sneak peek at Peach Momoko's Star Wars: Visions single tale! Set yer eyes upon it, or ye be walkin' the plank! Arrr!
October 11, 2023, 4:34 pm
Avast ye! Be ye brave enough to face the FC 24 scallywags and their crew of sorry sea dogs? Arrr, methinks ye be walkin' the plank if ye dare challenge them, matey!
October 11, 2023, 4:14 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! Avast! Hear ye, mates! 'Tis a tale o' grandeur, for the Japanese Drift Master be sailin' its way to become the second-most treasured demo at the grand Steam Next Fest. 'Tis a jolly sight to behold, indeed!
October 11, 2023, 4:12 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy-ridden landlubbers! The sorry state of them street cats in Baghdad be a mighty shame! Methinks those poor beasts warrant a far grander fate, me hearties!
October 11, 2023, 11:37 am
Avast ye, me hearties! Drop yer pace and scuttle, for the LG OLED C2 be back at its lowest price, brought forth by a 27% Prime Day TV cutlass. But beware, tis a short-lived booty, worth only a few hourglass turns o' time.
October 11, 2023, 11:36 am
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! Be settin' up yer Honkai Star Rail PS5 account link, lest ye be missin' out on the cross progression! Aye, 'tis a treasure worth claimin' for yer gaming adventures. Waste no time, me hearties!
October 11, 2023, 11:35 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! As The Exorcist: Believer be facin' a fierce storm o' criticism, ye scallywags be wonderin' what fate befall the other two flicks be. Yo ho ho, 'tis a mystery only Davy Jones can unravel!
October 11, 2023, 11:27 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! Set yer sights on the grand treasure, the King of Monster Island, now offered at the lowest price ever at Amazon! Avast, mark my words, 'tis a deal worth plunderin'!
October 11, 2023, 5:55 am
Arrr, me hearties! Them scurvy Rocket League sea dogs be mighty discontent with the alterations, aye! They be raisin' a ruckus, shoutin' "Avast ye! We be not likin' these changes, mateys!" Methinks they be yearnin' for the good ol' days on the high seas.
October 11, 2023, 5:48 am
Arr, mateys! Lay yer eyes upon th' Assassin's Creed Mirage Gear Chest in th' treacherous Karhk Bazaar! 'Tis a tricky treasure, but fear not, for there be two paths to seize it. Sail wisely, me hearties!
October 11, 2023, 5:34 am
Arrr, me mateys! This young scallywag Anakin be showin' great potential, mark me words! Methinks he be a fine addition to our pirate crew, ready to plunder and pillage with the best o' us on the high seas!
October 11, 2023, 5:24 am
Arrr! Methinks 'tis possible that a second term at Godolkin University may be in the offing, ye scurvy dogs!
October 10, 2023, 4:05 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dog! The Last Faith be just what yer heart desired, aye! It be ticklin' me timbers and satisfyin' me soul. A treasure worth plunderin' indeed!
October 10, 2023, 3:56 pm
Arr me hearty! Methinks ye be tryin' to swindle them scurvy developers, aye? Fear not, for I be willin' to lend me hand in yer mischievous plot!
October 10, 2023, 3:47 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dogs, th' parley be underway!
October 10, 2023, 3:38 pm
Arrr! Avast ye scurvy dogs! Come December, be prepared to witness the grand arrival of Disney's mighty crew, the Justice Ducks, in the pages of comics! A jolly adventure awaits, me hearties!
October 10, 2023, 11:30 am
Avast, me hearties! Feast yer eyes upon the fine treasure known as WD Black C50, now priced lower than the Seagate Storage Expansion card. 'Tis Prime Day, so make yer choice wisely and lay yer gold on the one ye should snatch!
October 10, 2023, 11:25 am
Arrr, me hearties! Set ye eyes on th' mighty Hulbuster kit, fit fer a true pirate! 'Tis been slashed in price, as part o' th' grand Prime Day Lego bargains. Avast, me mateys, grab it 'afore it sails away!
October 10, 2023, 11:19 am
Avast, mateys! We have an exclusive tale to share! Dan Deleeuw, a fine soul who once walked the plank as Marvel's visual effects supervisor, now sets his course as a director! The mighty Russo Brothers, true champions, lend their hand to his voyage. Arr, what a tale of plunder and success, ye scurvy dogs!
October 10, 2023, 11:18 am
Arrr, alas! We be forced to tarry till the morrow's sun doth rise, ere we set sail on our grand endeavor. 'Tis a shame, mateys, but fear not! Fate be kind, and soon our ship shall take shape upon the horizon.
October 10, 2023, 5:55 am
Arrr, might Mark and Jez be sailin' back to plunder our bellies with more jests and merriment?
October 10, 2023, 5:46 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The Meta Quest 3 be takin' the top-notch game skills o' the Oculus Quest 2 and adds a dash o' mixed reality to keep ye up to date with the times. Arr, 'tis a fine treasure indeed!
October 10, 2023, 5:41 am
Ye be spyin' on conversations, aye! Like a sly pirate in Assassin's Creed Mirage, ye can eavesdrop on secret chatter whilst seekin' yer treasure. But beware, matey, for ye mustn't be caught, lest ye face the wrath of the scallywags!
October 10, 2023, 5:38 am
Arrr! The Microsoft reckonin' be nigh, but ye scallywags be waitin' till 2024 to feast yer eyes on the games in their subscription service. Avast ye, patience be the key to treasure!
October 9, 2023, 5:50 am
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye, forsooth! Greta Gerwig be already toilin' on her next venture, settin' sail once more on the cinematic seas! Yo-ho-ho, that lass be a shipshape filmmaker, navigatin' through movin' pictures like a true buccaneer!
October 9, 2023, 5:45 am
Arr, Avast ye! Guillermo del Toro be shoutin' from the crow's nest, announcing a fresh matey joinin' his crew and the day o' shootin' for his Frankenstein redo! Avast, me hearties, we be in for a real treat!
October 9, 2023, 5:09 am
Avast ye, me hearties! Be thee mindful as ye traverse the treacherous tides ahead, ye landlubber Spider-Man enthusiasts. A tempestuous week be upon ye, so mind ye step, lest ye be caught in a pirate's prank that'll shiver yer timbers! Yo ho ho!
October 9, 2023, 4:55 am
Arrr, there be a grander tale unfoldin' at Godolkin University, me hearties! A vast treasure o' secrets be hidden beneath those hallowed halls, ye see. Aye, the winds of mischief be blowin', and those landlubbers be none the wiser.
October 3, 2023, 5:21 am
Avast ye hearties! The Cap'n Jason Blum, he be finally spillin' the beans 'bout the long-awaited remake, arrr!
October 3, 2023, 5:18 am
Arr, methinks it be a fair sight probable!
October 3, 2023, 5:18 am
Aforetimes, the swashbucklin' Spider-Man games o' Marvel were set to the highest yardarm by default, me hearties!
October 3, 2023, 4:50 am
Arr, me hearties! Avast ye! The scurvy cat o' Baldur's Gate 3 be bald as a bleedin' barnacle once again, mark me words!
September 30, 2023, 3:50 pm
Arr, me hearties, listen well! Behold the boisterous clamor of me grand vessel's mighty mechanical contraption! It roars like a ferocious sea monster, yarr!
September 30, 2023, 1:41 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Gameth be a mighty tool fer ye young rapscallions! 'Tis true, fer through these digital escapades, ye can learneth strategy, sharpen ye mind, and acquire treasure troves of entertainment. So set sail on th' gaming sea, me hearties!
September 30, 2023, 1:02 pm
Arr, me hearties! Baldur's Gate 3, Starfield, and now... Avast! There be another treasure on the horizon! Prepare yer sails and brace yerselves for the next grand adventure, me lads and lasses!
September 30, 2023, 12:00 pm
Aye, me hearty! Methinks Lies of P be the finest Bloodborne 2 we'll ever lay our eyes on in this mortal coil! Yo ho ho and a bottle o' grog, it be a jolly good time for us swashbucklin' gamers, arrr!
September 30, 2023, 9:00 am
"Arrr, we be keepin' our pirate integrity, ye see, when craftin' our games," says Howard of Bethesda RPGs.
September 30, 2023, 9:00 am
Upon th' Lookout | Recallin' th' game that kicked off th' whole savage affair. Arrrgh!
September 30, 2023, 7:00 am
Arrr! Avast, me hearties! Ash Skyqueen be makin' a grand return, dazzlin' the skies o' Los Santos and Blaine County with a mighty new collection o' stunts. Set yer eyes on her, ye scallywags!
September 30, 2023, 6:44 am
Avast! Behold, me mateys, the wondrous China captured in all its splendor on a magnificent 2D-HD! 'Tis a treasure indeed, for ye can feast yer eyes upon her beauty without settin' sail across the seven seas!
September 29, 2023, 8:28 pm
Arr, we be mighty fond of a fine Easter treasure, me hearty!
September 29, 2023, 6:40 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Fate/Samurai Remnant be a treasure trove, with jolly felines and mutinous mutts ye can fondle and adore. Tis a game fit for a salty pirate's delight, arrr!
September 29, 2023, 4:38 pm
Avast ye, me hearties! Behold the boundless azure, a sight for sore eyes! Ye scurvy dogs can even test yer mettle with a mere sample o' the game this very instant! Give it a whirl, lest ye be branded a lily-livered landlubber!
September 29, 2023, 3:59 pm
Arr, me hearties! Ye scallywags, let it be known that the Wild at Heart be the jewel o' this treasure trove, makin' this booty worth its weight in gold doubloons! By Blackbeard's beard, tis a steal!
September 28, 2023, 5:40 am
Arrr, ye be standin' afore the council of bare buccaneers, aye, ready to pass their salty judgment upon ye sorry soul, matey!
September 28, 2023, 5:07 am
Avast, mateys! Gather 'round and listen ere I be tellin' ye the secret to unravellin' the Cyberpunk 2077 doubloons glitch. Tis a trick o' duplicatin' treasures and worthless trinkets alike, makin' ye a rich scallywag in the blink o' an eye!
September 28, 2023, 4:50 am
Avast ye, me hearties! Mark ye calendars, for 'tis the time to set yer sights on the horizon. 'Tis when ye can feast yer eyes upon The Boys' spin-off on Amazon, arr!
September 28, 2023, 4:41 am
Arrr, mateys! This here game, by the powers, was demoed at Gamescom but a month past. Prepare yer sea legs and set sail for adventure!
September 27, 2023, 5:51 am
Arrr, mateys! In Payday 3, ye shall face a fearsome Lead Guard, an enemy handcrafted by the scallywags at Overkill! This salty dog be makin' radio squawks aplenty and takin' unpredictable routes on his patrols. Beware, or ye may end up in Davy Jones' locker!
September 27, 2023, 5:29 am
Arr, 'twas a mere Sussur Bloom that did the trick, matey! Nothin' more, nothin' less! Aye, 'twas a whisperin' flower that granted me heart's desire! Funny how somethin' so delicate can wield such power, arr!
September 27, 2023, 5:18 am
Arrr, me hearties! Shiver me timbers, the scurvy Hollywood writers' strike be done! Now, we can set sail full speed ahead, fixin' to work on the final season o' that Netflix show! Yo ho ho!
September 27, 2023, 5:06 am
Arr, me hearty! Ye be needin' to set yer sights on the manager's hidden treasure, the USB drive, in the treacherous seas of Under the Surphaze mission in Payday 3. 'Tis a task fit for a true swashbuckler, so buckle yer swashes and set sail for glory!
September 24, 2023, 2:00 am
Avast ye, me hearties! As Mike Flanagan be partin' ways with the likes o' Netflix, we cast our eyes upon the filmmaker's merry collaborations with the streamer. 'Twas a grand voyage it were, full o' tales that made us laugh, cry, and shiver in our timbers!
September 23, 2023, 2:25 pm
Embracin' thar zany side, me hearty! Let us sail 'cross th' treacherous seas of mirth 'n jest, where laughter be th' only booty worth claimin'! Arr, be ye ready to board th' ship o' hilarity? Yaarrr!
September 23, 2023, 12:00 pm
Arrr, me hearties! I be flabbergasted, forsooth! It be a mighty blow I've suffered, not once but twice, in the span of a paltry 20 minutes. Shiver me timbers, Lady Luck be playin' a cruel jest upon this ol' pirate's soul!
September 23, 2023, 11:24 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Behold, the FC 24 chemistry styles and their mystical powers! Wit' these, ye can transform yer players into beasts on th' pitch! Prepare for mayhem, me hearties!
September 22, 2023, 5:51 am
Arrr! Me hearties, gather 'round and hearken to me words! 'Tis a tale of Resident Evil 4 and its Separate Ways adventure. Aye, ye must decipher the symbols etched in stone and find the secret solution to this treacherous puzzle!
September 22, 2023, 5:35 am
Arrr, be Ginger Island settin' sail upon th' treacherous Joja path? Methinks aye, matey! Brace yerself fer a wild journey, fer thar be no turnin' back once ye embark on that treacherous course!
September 22, 2023, 5:30 am
Ahoy, me hearties! Pray, who be joinin' us fer supper this fine evenin'?
September 21, 2023, 5:55 am
Avast ye, mates! Brace yerselves as the heavens come crashin' down upon us!
September 21, 2023, 5:46 am
Ye shan't be layin' eyes upon these two bilge rats as yer common New Yorkers, I tell ye! Nay, they be a rare sight, like a mermaid's kiss or a chest'o'gold buried on land! Arrr!
September 21, 2023, 5:45 am
Arr, be them stormtroopers capable o' bein' brought back t' life like the undead?
September 21, 2023, 5:37 am
Arr, did the scurvy devil be the one who forced him to be a landlubber?
September 20, 2023, 11:36 am
Avast! Me heart be tickled with curiosity for this here Lucid, as it boasts tunes from the renowned David Wise! Arrr, I be yearnin' to give it a whirl, me matey!
September 20, 2023, 11:27 am
Arrr, me hearties! The jolly Party Animals be settin' sail today, yet the winds o' misfortune refuse to blow in our favor. Aye, methinks this voyage be more tumultuous than a plank-walkin' dance.
September 20, 2023, 11:08 am
Arrr, me hearties! Thee New Horizon Forbidden West board game be unveilin' a tale ne'er before seen in the canon! Set yer sights on th' unknown seas 'n embark on a swashbucklin' adventure, filled wit' treasures 'n mysteries aplenty. Avast, me mateys, 'tis a booty worth claimin'!
September 20, 2023, 10:46 am
Avast, me hearties! The grand voyage bein' a month away 'fore we set sail to conquer the seven seas. We be waitin' patiently, like a parrot on a pirate's shoulder, 'til our ship be ready to embark on our jolly adventure!
September 19, 2023, 5:54 am
Avast ye! Cap'n Wes Anderson hath finally enlisted young Michael Cera into his troupe o' swashbucklin' performers. Let the merriment commence as this lad joins our jolly band o' actors, a treasure trove of talent be he!
September 19, 2023, 5:46 am
Arrr, mark me words, mateys! Xbox be settin' sail on a grand adventure come June 2024, sharin' their plans with all us landlubbers. So batten down the hatches and prepare for a jolly good show, ye scurvy dogs!
September 19, 2023, 5:44 am
Avast ye hearties! The mighty Quentin Tarantino's last flick be settin' sail, and word be spreadin' 'bout a possible grand reunion of the Pulp Fiction crew! Aye, the scuttlebutt be true, me mateys! Hold on tight to yer peg legs, for this be a tale worth tellin'!
September 19, 2023, 5:43 am
Arr, lend ye ear to these words, ye landlubber! Attend to the prattle, hearken to the banter!
September 18, 2023, 11:40 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Behold, I present thee with the intricate deets on every mission in the treacherous Ryujin questline. Prepare yer souls for grand adventures and perilous challenges on the high seas. Heed these words, ye landlubbers, or face the wrath of Davy Jones' locker!
September 18, 2023, 11:25 am
Yarrr, these scurvy dogs be so brimmin' with bile that they be not graspin' the simplest form o' English. Aye, 'tis a sad sight, me mateys!
September 18, 2023, 11:20 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! If ye be wantin' to boost yer max Pulse Cells in the treacherous game o' Lies of P, ye must procure yerself some Quartz, along with a trusty P-Organ!
September 18, 2023, 11:17 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! Be ye wantin' to lay yer hands on Phantom Liberty afore it be officially unleashed? Well, I be tellin' ye, t'is possible to predownload it, savvy? Waste no time, ye landlubbers, and seize the chance to pillage this treasure 'fore anyone else!
September 16, 2023, 12:59 pm
Arr! 'Tis when a scurvy dog be catchin' fire 'pon his own accord! Aye, a most peculiar phenomenon, where flames dance upon a lubber's body as if cursed by a mischievous spirit. Beware, me hearties, for ye never know when ye might become a human firework!
September 16, 2023, 12:25 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Raise yer mugs and shout with glee: "Huzzah fer Tortellini, the grandest feast on the seven seas! May it forever grace our bellies, fillin' our hearts with joy, arr!"
September 16, 2023, 10:29 am
Aye, me hearties! I be ferociously grindin' these game dev points, like a scurvy dog chasin' a bone! Arrr, me skills be growin' faster than a mermaid's tail in a summer storm! Avast ye, for I be unstoppable on this treacherous ocean of pixels!
September 16, 2023, 9:00 am
Avast! Loddlenaut be makin' me swab the deck o' these pesky sea critters! Arr, me duties be overflowin' with 'em, worse than a bilge rat infestation!
September 16, 2023, 9:00 am
Me shipmates be naught but landlubber Karlach worshippers, forever mockin' me sad fate. Aye, 'tis hard to blame 'em, for who wouldn't be ensnared by such a scurvy scallywag!
September 16, 2023, 7:00 am
Avast ye mateys! This here Lamar Davis throwback be a boisterous affair, full o' life and, most importantly, a hearty treasure trove fer yer pockets. Plunder it while ye still can, savvy?
September 15, 2023, 3:40 pm
Arrr, that be a sight o' Easter eggs fit fer a treasure hunt! Surely they be holdin' a secret message, or me name ain't Cap'n Buccaneer!
September 15, 2023, 3:11 pm
Avast, ye scurvy landlubbers! Set yer sights not on these queer creatures, for they shan't grace the silver screen alongside the Dark Knight anytime soon!
September 15, 2023, 1:09 pm
Avast, me hearties! I be as flabbergasted as a landlubber to discover that settlin' fer 60 FPS ain't always the treasure we seek. 'Tis a grand shock, aye, but 'tis a lesson learned on this digital sea.
September 15, 2023, 12:13 pm
Arrr! The Combat Arena: Lair o' the Beast be a grand spectacle, me hearties! A treasure trove o' clever embellishments be found therein, makin' it a jolly good time. Set sail an' enjoy the swashbucklin' adventure, ye scurvy dogs!
September 15, 2023, 5:57 am
Arrr! Me hearties on the PlayStation, Xbox, and PC can set sail on February 14, and relive the classics like a jolly crew of scallywags! So gather yer rum and prepare to plunder, for a grand adventure awaits, mateys!
September 15, 2023, 5:31 am
Arrr, behold the scurvy dog! Aye, watch as he scampers like a landlubber!
September 15, 2023, 5:22 am
Avast ye, Mysterio! Be ye the scallywag I spy with mine own eye?
September 15, 2023, 5:21 am
Be JLC our trusty matey, the very Kureha we seek?
September 14, 2023, 5:32 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Behold, me hearties, fer ye be granted the power to wield Sephiroth himself, right in yer grip!
September 14, 2023, 5:23 pm
Arrr, matey! The latest addition to the FF7 Remake series be held hostage by the PlayStation scallywags, denyin' access to non-PlayStation platforms for a cursed three moons. Avast ye, ye landlubbers! Prepare to walk the plank of patience!
September 14, 2023, 4:50 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Cait Sith be sailin' alongside us, mark me words!
September 14, 2023, 4:43 pm
Arrr, mateys! Tis be a grand tale! The sequel of Spidey be settin' sail with more than 65 fine suits and over 200 outfits. Avast ye, for this be a wardrobe fit for a buccaneerin' hero!
September 14, 2023, 11:44 am
Avast ye! Behold, the scallywags of Tripwire be craftin' a fine co-op shooter sequel, takin' care with a steady hand. 'Tis a long-awaited treasure, me hearties! Prepare to set sail and plunder with yer mates, for an adventure awaits!
September 14, 2023, 11:32 am
Arrr, behold! A set o' eerie artwork be revealin' a jolly mix betwixt Michael Myers and the scurvy Riverdale crew. 'Tis a sight to tickle yer bones and send shivers down yer timbers, mateys!
September 14, 2023, 11:32 am
Arr, the scurvy dog of a filmmaker be wantin' t' sail ye landlubbers through all Seven Kingdoms o' Atlantis! Get yer sea legs ready, me hearties, for a grand adventure awaits!
September 14, 2023, 11:22 am
Avast ye hearties! Next year be the time to set sail on the early access voyage fer the sequel of our treasured roguelike adventure. Prepare yer peg legs and eye patches, for a barrel o' jolly good times be awaitin' us!
September 12, 2023, 4:09 pm
Avast, me hearties! Behold, a sight for sore eyes: a luscious Steam Deck, so fine 'tis like a siren's call. Yarrr, tis a treasure worth settin' sail for, me mateys!
September 12, 2023, 3:19 pm
Avast ye, me hearties! Set your eyes on this jolly news - The Superior Spider-Man be makin' his grand return this November. And lo, we be holdin' the very first glimpse o' his fearsome foe!
September 12, 2023, 3:16 pm
Arr matey, Unity be claimin' that the fee won't plague ye scallywag devs! Avast ye landlubbers, fear not the burden on yer wallets!
September 12, 2023, 2:42 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis surely a "somethin' of the sugary kind," I reckon. Aye, this be true, me hearties!
September 12, 2023, 11:35 am
Arrr, me hearties! Ye shall be pleased to hear that the finestkind be a-comin' to ye streaming device later this year. Prepare ye eyepatches and gather ye crew, for this be a jolly good time ye won't wanna miss!
September 12, 2023, 11:26 am
Arrr, matey! Starfield be a "next-gen" game what be stuck in Bethesda's olde ways, says me opinions. Methinks they be needin' a good swashbucklin' to shake things up a bit, arrr!
September 12, 2023, 11:25 am
Avast ye mateys! Heave ho and set yer eyes on the vast treasure trove o' One Piece manga. 'Tis a bounty fit for any pirate's heart, guaranteed to keep ye entertained on many a moonlit voyage.
September 12, 2023, 11:20 am
Arr, me hearties! Little Sim World be akin to The Sims, yet brimming with cuteness aplenty! 'Tis a land of wee folk and their caprices, a sight to warm even a scurvy pirate's heart. Avast, me mateys, set sail for this adorableness!
September 11, 2023, 11:43 am
Avast, mateys! GamesRadar+ parleys with the cap'n Luna Carmoon, and the scurvy dogs Saura Lightfoot Leon, and Joseph Quinn 'bout their swashbucklin' Venice Film Festival sensation, Hoard. Arrr, 'tis a buried treasure worth discoverin'!
September 11, 2023, 11:40 am
Arrrr! After 31 long years and a dozen cursed contraptions, I finally be findin' meself a space game worthy o' me plunderin'! Starfield, ye beauty, me heart be singin' with joy! Prepare ye sails, mateys, we be settin' course for adventure in the celestial waters!
September 11, 2023, 11:34 am
Arrr, Sidney Prescott be a no-show in Scream 6, matey! She be walkin' the plank after a quarrel o'er gold doubloons with Campbell! Aye, a pox upon the franchise!
September 11, 2023, 11:22 am
Ye be wise t'invest yer skill points, me heartie! 'Twill spare ye a mighty heap o' Digipicks, savvy?
September 11, 2023, 5:50 am
Avast ye mateys! A fresh Armored Core 6: Fires of Rubicon patch be here! It be fixin' the scurvy Balteus and the fearsome Sea Spider, so ye can sail the gaming seas with ease!
September 11, 2023, 5:48 am
Avast ye mateys! DC and Warner Bros. be sharin' a wee clip afore the grand trailer sets sail later this week. Prep yer eyes, me hearties, for a jolly good show!
September 11, 2023, 5:29 am
Arrr, me hearties! The latest tome be arrivin' with the treasured Burning Shores DLC in tow. Set sail fer an adventure like no other, with more plunderin' and roguish fun. Avast ye, landlubbers, 'tis a must-have addition to yer collection!
September 11, 2023, 5:22 am
Arrr, be them wee ones of a height more suitable fer landlubbers?
September 8, 2023, 7:00 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! Verily, be ye wise to set yer sights on the tale o' "Dumb Money"! A swashbucklin' yarn o' Wall Street mischief, worth treasures aplenty. Set sail, me hearties, and invest in this booty!
September 8, 2023, 6:59 pm
"Arrr, me hearties! Twilight of the Dead be a follow-up to the fearsome legend's 2005 flick Land of the Dead, savvier than a scurvy dog and twice as bone-chilling! Ye be needin' to set yer sights on this flick, lest ye want to end up in Davy Jones' locker!"
September 8, 2023, 6:11 pm
Larian be afeared, me hearties, that all the scurvy dogs be hatin' Baldur's Gate 3. But blow me down, they be as wrong as a one-legged parrot!
September 8, 2023, 5:01 pm
Arrr! Avast ye, me hearty mateys! The blimey "Descent Act II: The Betrayer's War" be unmasked! Filled wit' fancy new miniatures, but be warned, the chest o' gold be mighty hefty!
September 7, 2023, 5:48 am
Arrr, avast ye! Heard ye the latest news? 'Tis an exclusive tale of Richard Linklater spoutin' 'bout the crazy obsession with swashbucklin' hit men movies. Aye, it be quite a sight, me hearties!
September 7, 2023, 5:44 am
Avast ye, me hearties! Set yer eyes upon yon anime trailer f'r MTG Wilds of Eldraine! 'Tis a sight worth beholdin'! Lay yer peepers upon it here, if ye dare! Arrr!
September 7, 2023, 5:26 am
Arr, mateys! In the fourth episode, the fair maiden Sabine be makin' a grandiose and scandalous decision that be settin' the seas abuzz with gossip. Nay doubt, this be a tale worth watchin' ye landlubbers!
September 7, 2023, 5:23 am
Arrr! 'Tis a fine tale, matey! Baldur's Gate 3 be snatchin' Elden Ring's crown, leavin' it weepin' like a landlubber. 'Tis a jolly good time fer these scurvy dogs, set sail for adventure, eh?
September 4, 2023, 12:15 pm
Avast ye hearties! The tale of Priscilla be a fine yarn, filled with burnin' love and treacherous fame. 'Tis a tale that'll keep ye hooked, like a barnacle on a ship's hull. Ready ye eyes for an adventure like no other!
September 4, 2023, 11:42 am
Arrr, mateys! Thar be news from the high seas o' literature. Me hearties at Image be claimin' that w0rldtr33 #5 be makin' waves, turnin' the tides o' their bestselling thriller. Avast! A change be upon us, shapin' the very nature o' this tale!
September 4, 2023, 11:28 am
Arr, methinks the ship's afoot with these strange contraptions! The cursed devices be playin' tricks, methinks. The sea be gettin' glitchy, savvy?
September 4, 2023, 11:25 am
Yarrr, me hearties! Avast ye! Gather round and listen, for I be reviewin' th' Marvel Multiverse Role-Playin' Game! 'Tis a jolly good time, me mateys, aye, aye! Ye'll dive into th' world o' Marvel Comics 'n its grand continuity. A trul' entertainin' adventure, me hearties!
September 4, 2023, 11:20 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Hexworks be chattin' 'bout the makin' o' characters in its grand cosmic horror Soulslike game. Be ye ready to face the dark abyss, or be ye a lily-livered landlubber? Prepare to set sail on this treacherous adventure!
September 3, 2023, 3:00 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! The Caine Mutiny Court-Martial review be a right ol' blather, a swan song from the likes o' William Friedkin. Methinks it be fancy, but full o' chatter. Settle ye in and give it a watch, else ye be walkin' the plank!
September 3, 2023, 12:30 pm
Avast, me hearties! Behold, Alex Scott and Nadine Kessler be joinin' the FC 24 Heroes list! They be settin' sail on the high seas of football greatness, markin' their names in the annals of legend. Arrr, a jolly good show indeed!
September 3, 2023, 12:30 pm
Arr, mateys! The scurvy dogs be sayin', "David Fincher's assassin drama, 'The Killer', be hittin' the mark dead on!" Aye, be ye ready to set sail on this treacherous cinematic adventure?
September 3, 2023, 12:00 pm
Be ye lackin' an Xbox Series X or simply bein' too impatient fer its release, fear not me hearties! I be bringin' ye a fine list o' 10 jolly games akin to Starfield. Set sail on this grand adventure, me buckos!
September 2, 2023, 4:55 pm
Thar be this newfangled review for Aggro Dr1ft, mates! It be sayin' that Harmony Korine's latest be like a foul taste in yer gob! Aye, me hearties, steer clear o' this one, lest ye be wantin' a salty disappointment!
September 2, 2023, 12:00 pm
Arrr! Aye, me hearties! Avast ye, I be tellin' ye of an interview with a fine game called Kristala! 'Tis a swashbucklin' Souls-like RPG, brewed right at home. A treasure worth seekin', mateys!
September 2, 2023, 12:00 pm
Arr, me hearties! The Maestro be a swashbucklin' masterpiece! Cooper and Mulligan be givin' their finest performances yet, aye, me mateys! A treasure to behold, ya scurvy dogs!
September 2, 2023, 9:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! Methinks Starfield with VATS would've scuppered its combat - I be mighty glad it be left in the wretched wasteland!
September 2, 2023, 7:45 am
Arrr, me hearty! Methinks 'Feign Death' be not scrawled by Neptune to grant ye leave for idlin'! Nay, it be a trick o' the trade to fool yer foes, not to prance about like a landlubber whilst yer crew be toilin'!
September 2, 2023, 7:00 am
Avast ye! Belay yer lecture, matey! I be keepin' a keen eye on 'em scallywags, fer their own good, ye see. So save yer breath, or ye'll be walkin' the plank! Arrr!
September 2, 2023, 6:58 am
Avast ye! Methinks I be longin' not to tarry on this celestial vessel any longer, ye scurvy planet!
September 2, 2023, 5:38 am
Arr, methinks we be requirin' a grander pleasure vessel, me hearties! The current one be too wee for our jolly adventures on the high seas!
September 1, 2023, 6:26 pm
Ye be askin' an' ye shall be receivin', matey!
September 1, 2023, 6:04 pm
Arrr, at last, a jolly good purpose fer wieldin' ye photo mode aboard this digital vessel! Let's capture moments o' grandeur in pixels, me hearties, and brag 'em to the landlubbers. Aye, 'tis a reason worth donnin' our eyepatches fer!
September 1, 2023, 4:56 pm
Arrr, at long last, mateys! We be havin' the AKI engine game we be needin'! Avast ye, me hearties, 'tis a jolly good time for some swashbucklin' fun!
September 1, 2023, 4:28 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! We be havin' three copies to bestow upon ye lowly landlubbers! Lay claim to these treasure troves afore they be snatched by fellow buccaneers!
September 1, 2023, 4:08 pm
Arr! Me be havin' as much sorcery in me veins as ye, me hearties!
September 1, 2023, 4:01 pm
Arr! The scurvy Moonlighter devs be conjurin' somethin' peculiar! They be mixin' a brew o' strangeness, mark me words, me hearties!
September 1, 2023, 11:45 am
"Arrr, avast ye scurvy dogs! Methinks this 'ere Poor Things be a jolly good tale, be it funny, sad, bawdy, and aye, even beautiful! A fine concoction o' emotions that'll surely make ye heart dance a merry jig!"
September 1, 2023, 11:40 am
Arrr, ye blimey scalawags! Publisher Ravensburger sails the treacherous sea of social media, swearin' on me mother's parrot that more treasure-filled cards be comin' yer way for Disney Lorcana! Avast, me hearties, prepare to plunder and pillage with glee!
September 1, 2023, 11:34 am
Arrr, Xbox may 'ave poured its treasure into makin' games accessible, but alas, Starfield lacks the means for me mateys with disabilities to sail the cosmic seas! Aye, 'tis a sad tale o' stars 'n' limitations, says I!
September 1, 2023, 11:24 am
Arrr, me hearties! Ayre be a wondrous lass o' sorcery, settlin' int' her newfangled mystical ways, ye see. 'Tis a bafflin' sight, yet 'tis a match made in Davy Jones' locker.
September 1, 2023, 5:46 am
Arr, there be a time when I be an adventurer like ye, me hearty! Me peg leg be kickin', me parrot be squawkin', but then I took a cannonball to the knee, arrr!
September 1, 2023, 5:45 am
Avast, me hearties! Set yer sights on Gamescom 2023! Ye be havin' a chance to lay yer hands on Hellboy Web of Wyrd, a treasure fit for yer eyes! 'Tis a work o' art, bringin' to life a legendary tale from the pages of a comic book!
September 1, 2023, 5:26 am
Arrr, me hearties! Here be a jolly guide on how to stash yer booty in the vast Starfield. Learn the secret art of keepin' things shipshape and expandin' yer cargo hold to accommodate more treasures. Ready yer sea legs, me lads, for a plunderin' adventure awaits!
September 1, 2023, 5:13 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! This Dogman review be proclaimin' that Luc Besson's latest be a bit flawed, but with a sprinkle o' fun here and there. Avast, me hearties, ye might just enjoy it if ye be willin' to overlook its faults!
August 31, 2023, 5:49 am
Fer the sheer joy 'n mirth, arr!
August 31, 2023, 5:35 am
Avast! Listen ye hearties, I shall unravel the tale's conclusion fer ye. Here be the lowdown on that ending, aye!
August 31, 2023, 5:30 am
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! Valve be keepin' its lip sealed 'bout whether Starfield shall voyage on the Steam Deck, but there be whispers o' hope that this Bethesda RPG shall find its way 'pon the gaming handheld. Arrr, time shall reveal the truth!
August 31, 2023, 5:30 am
Avast ye scallywags! Word on the high seas be that Barbie be craftin' a mighty bomb! Aye, ye better be watchin' out or she'll blow ye all to Davy Jones' locker!
August 30, 2023, 5:17 am
Arr, the scurvy judge reckoned the flick's teaser be not a "misleading" piece o' mischief. But I reckon, it be nothin' but a treacherous trick, foolin' us poor souls with its deceitful ways!
August 29, 2023, 5:54 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Marvel, in all its glory, hath settled the nerdy squabbles of years gone by with a grand announcement of an official timeline. No more shall we spar, for the truth hath been revealed! Huzzah!
August 29, 2023, 5:26 am
Arrr, the Idol be walkin' the plank, mateys! 'Tis not havin' a second season, arrr!
August 29, 2023, 5:21 am
Arr, me reckonin' be tellin' me that the numbers be a wee bit skewered on this matter, matey!
August 29, 2023, 5:08 am
He be a scurvy dog seekin' revenge, a fearsome soul filled with fury! Yarrr, beware his wrath, for he be vengeance walkin' the land, ready to give ye a taste o' his seafarin' ire!
August 27, 2023, 11:52 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis Elden Ring, the behemoth of gaming realms, lurking yonder. 'Tis a treasure worth lootin'! Arrr, set sail and let the adventure commence!
August 27, 2023, 10:00 am
Bury me wit' this peculiar laser blade, matey! 'Tis a treasure I desire to take t' me grave. May it guide me way in thar afterlife, fer a pirate's spirit needs such a tool to ward off any pesky sea ghosts! Arrr!
August 27, 2023, 9:48 am
Arrr, me mateys be sayin' the D&D RPG could be growin' grander than a mighty kraken! Aye, the winds o' adventure be blowin' across the seven seas, bringin' more treasure-filled quests and swashbucklin' tales to keep us buccaneers entertained!
August 27, 2023, 8:00 am
Gamescom 2023 | Arrr, me hearties! Methinks, Gori: Cuddly Carnage be the star of the show – takin' the spotlight and a few gutsy entrails too!
August 26, 2023, 5:00 pm
Arr, me hearties! Ye be hearin' it right, mateys! The very first Factorio expansion be settin' sail fer the vast, uncharted territories o' space! Avast ye landlubbers, get ready to hoist th' anchor 'n embark on a swashbucklin' adventure like no other!
August 26, 2023, 2:00 pm
Avast ye! Should ye be so inclined, ye may adorn thine mechanical contraption with wee buttocks, me hearties!
August 26, 2023, 9:00 am
Avast ye! In times o' trouble, arrr, ye must cast a spell upon it, me hearties! Be it a scallywag or a troublesome sea monster, there be naught that a dash o' magic cannae solve.
August 26, 2023, 7:00 am
Arr, ye scurvy dog! The knowledge ye gathered in Act 1 be as precious as golden doubloons. 'Tis the key to keepin' yer sorry hide intact in Act 2, else ye be walkin' the plank to Davy Jones' locker!
August 25, 2023, 7:27 pm
Arr matey! Me hearties be rejoicin' as Diablo 4 be sailin' smoothly with patch 1.1.3. 'Tis a jolly good hit amongst the scurvy players, settin' their souls aflame with delight! Yo ho ho, a pirate's life be full o' plunderin' and good games!
August 25, 2023, 3:50 pm
Avast! Me hearties, Starfield DLSS be receivin' AMD's hearty endorsement o' the highest order! They be standin' firmly by its side, ready to lend their full support, arrr!
August 25, 2023, 3:47 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis been announced that Phasmophobia shall make a grand appearance on the PS5, Xbox Series X/S, and the PSVR 2, just afore Halloween be upon us. Prepare to be scared witless, ye scurvy dogs!
August 25, 2023, 3:41 pm
Arrr! Avast ye mateys! The grand spectacle be commencin' this moon's end! Be prepared to set yer sights on the premiere of this fantastic series!
August 25, 2023, 1:05 pm
Arr, me hearties! Be the true Mario Party 3 the mates we've gathered on this treacherous voyage, me thinks! The loot ain't the game itself, but the joyous camaraderie we've discovered whilst sailin' these pixelated seas, arr!
August 25, 2023, 11:15 am
Arrr, me hearties! We be gatherin' ye grand tidings 'bout the Star Wars: Unlimited startin' treasure, Spark of Rebellion. Prepare ye scurvy souls fer an adventure like no other on the high seas of the galaxy!
August 25, 2023, 11:08 am
Arrr, mateys! AMD be raisin' th' Jolly Roger 'n announcin' th' Radeon RX 7800 XT 'n RX 7700 XT. These swashbucklin' graphics cards be ready ta battle th' RTX 4070 'n RTX 4060 Ti, offerin' ye 1440p powers 'n a sea o' visual delights!
August 25, 2023, 11:00 am
Arr, matey! At Gamescom 2023, me smile never ceased as I beheld a demo fer The Plucky Squire. The game be a treasure worth settin' eyes on, ye scurvy landlubbers! Yo-ho-ho and a bottle o' rum!
August 25, 2023, 10:52 am
Arrr, the scurvy dog Gondawara be back at 'is mischievous ways again!
August 25, 2023, 5:49 am
Avast ye! Starfield be settin' sail fer early access on September 1, with a grand launch jus' a few days thereafter. Prepare ye cutlasses, me hearties, fer a swashbucklin' adventure o' cosmic proportions!
August 25, 2023, 5:21 am
Arrr, me hearties be vexed with the scallywag combat, says they. Tis a sorry sight, aye, only filled with frustration!
August 25, 2023, 5:16 am
Prepare thy straw bonnets, mateys!
August 25, 2023, 5:10 am
Arrr, me hearties! The calendar o' releases hath been tossed about like a ship in a storm! Tis a grand shuffle indeed! Hold on to yer hats, for the tides o' entertainment hath shifted, me buckos!
August 24, 2023, 12:00 pm
Hear ye, me hearties! Pray, listeneth to the exclusive jibber-jabber from Chris and Shane Houghton 'bout the swanky new season, the esteemed guest stars, and the forthcoming flick of musical nature. A jolly good time awaits, so batten down the hatches and set sail for entertainment!
August 24, 2023, 11:12 am
Arr, mark me words, me hearties! 'Tis the time fer a jolly reunion with Rick and Morty, me buckos! Set yer compass to the day they be returnin', ye scurvy dogs!
August 24, 2023, 11:07 am
Arrr, me hearties! The treacherous 'Fade Out' scallywags in Alan Wake 2 be ten times more fearsome than them feeble Taken! Ye better brace yerselves for a wild adventure, lest ye want to be runnin' to Davy Jones' locker! Avast ye, landlubbers!
August 24, 2023, 10:58 am
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! Thar be a jolly new board game on the horizon, inspired by the likes of Mario Kart. 'Tis a treasure worth supportin' on Kickstarter! So, gather ye doubloons and join the fun, or ye'll be walkin' the plank, ye scurvy landlubber!
August 24, 2023, 5:39 am
Arrr, mateys! Some scallywags be havin' the finest notion already, ye see.
August 24, 2023, 5:30 am
"Arrr! Avast ye! Set yer sights on 'Worldless'! 'Tis a rollickin' adventure that'll have ye dancin' on yer toes, be it in thunderous thunder or eerie silence. Don't ya miss it, ye scurvy dogs!"
August 24, 2023, 5:25 am
Arr, 'tis also flauntin' some rousin' means o' gettin' 'bout, matey!
August 24, 2023, 5:23 am
Ahoy, ye scurvy dogs! Set yer eyes on this fine offer! Get a grand discount of up to 40% off and not one, but two free games to keep ye entertained on yer plunderin' adventures. Avast, 'tis a deal ye won't want to miss!
August 22, 2023, 4:41 pm
Avast, me hearties! Picture this, ye scurvy dogs: a game wherein all the RPGs be merged into a single treasure chest! Aye, a grand adventure awaits, where ye can plunder 'n pillage, sail the high seas, 'n battle fearsome foes, all in a single swashbucklin' escapade!
August 22, 2023, 4:34 pm
Arr, behold ye first glimpse o' the sequel's playable Alan Wake parts, me matey! Set yer eyes upon 'em, lest ye be a landlubber!
August 22, 2023, 4:02 pm
Ahoy, me hearties! Marvel Snap be offerin' grand treasures to honor the game's release on the mighty PC through Steam. Shiver me timbers, ye won't want to miss out on these bountiful spoils, me fine mateys!
August 22, 2023, 3:27 pm
Arr, me hearties! 'Tis said that the wily Fu Xuan be holdin' the secrets o' the grand PS5 technical test date. Methinks he be divinin' it with mystical powers! Avast ye, mateys, let us set sail on this jolly adventure for a glimpse o' the future!
August 22, 2023, 11:22 am
Hark ye, mateys! Avast! With Fast X bein' readied fer its physical unveilin', we be takin' a gander at its grandest appearance alongside the movie's helmsman, Louis Leterrier. Arrr, a tale ye don't want to miss!
August 22, 2023, 11:21 am
Arrr, 'tis a long voyage afore we lay eyes on Damian Wayne, me hearties. Best be preparin' yer patience, for the seas be treacherous and time be passin' slow as a snail's crawl. Savvy?
August 22, 2023, 11:16 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! Ye heard it true, the mastermind behind The Binding of Isaac be none other than Edmund McMillen. He now be confessin' his wicked ways with a grand new game called Mewgenics. Ahoy, me hearties, prepare for a tale of redemption on the high seas of gaming!
August 22, 2023, 11:09 am
Arr, mateys! We be halfway through this grand venture, settin' sail on our yearlong journey! Batten down the hatches, for our initiative be makin' steady progress, aye!
August 22, 2023, 5:45 am
Avast ye! 'Tis a fair bargain, me hearties! Ye be gettin' two worlds fer a single price, aye, a rare treasure indeed! So come aboard, me maties, and set sail on this wondrous deal, where ye can plunder twice the bounty, by Blackbeard's beard!
August 22, 2023, 5:35 am
Avast, me mateys! Come hither and partake in our jolly tale of Geoff Keighley's Opening Night Live at Gamescom, where we shall regale ye with all the grand reveals, news, and scandalous gossip! Join us on this merry adventure, ye scallywags!
August 22, 2023, 5:23 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags be givin' away a mighty sum of 500 million! Aye, ye heard it right! 'Tis a treasure fit for a pirate's dreams! Let's set sail and claim our share, before those landlubbers change their minds!
August 22, 2023, 5:18 am
Avast ye, mateys! "Immortals of Aveum" be boastin' 27 spells, divided into three mighty types o' magic. 'Tis prudent fer ye to discern which be the finest among 'em.
August 21, 2023, 5:42 am
Arr matey! Samsung's mighty Odyssey CRG9 ultrawide gaming monitor be currently marked down by a hefty $900! 'Tis a fine treasure to accompany ye Starfield on PC, all whilst savin' gold on a grand panel.
August 21, 2023, 5:42 am
Arr, ye scurvey dogs! Elemental be movin' like a snail in a tempest! The box office be feelin' the burn, but aye, 'tis a slow one!
August 21, 2023, 5:32 am
Avast ye, matey! If ye be yearnin' fer it, ye better be prepared to part with some doubloons from yer treasure chest, savvy?
August 21, 2023, 5:29 am
Avast ye, mateys! Bestowin' a smooch upon yer heart's desire isnae confined t' Baldur's Gate 3, me buckos! Ye can now plant a lip-lock upon yon lass or lad at any given moment! Arr, ain't that a treasure worth plunderin' elsewhere?
August 20, 2023, 12:12 pm
Behold! Lay yer eyes upon the grand decree o' the complete scroll o' Madden 24 X-Factors! 'Tis a treasure fit fer the most cunning o' football buccaneers!
August 20, 2023, 10:37 am
Avast ye, scurvy dogs! I be in dire need of a Lego set featurin' Geralt and his mighty steed, Roach. Arrr, or anythin' at all, I beseech ye, kind souls at CD Projekt Red! Grant me this wish, or ye shall walk the plank!
August 20, 2023, 10:32 am
"Avast ye! Lay yer eyes on the treasure trove o' 2023 first rounders in our trusty Madden 24 rookie ratings guide. 'Tis a map to the finest young buccaneers in the virtual seas, me hearties!"
August 20, 2023, 10:12 am
Arrr, mateys! 'Tis a jolly tale indeed! Buffalo, Kansas City, and Philadelphia be makin' their way to the treasured Madden 24 best crews list. Shiver me timbers! These swashbucklin' teams be settin' sail for victory in this digital realm!
August 20, 2023, 9:35 am
Yarr! The game's treasure trove be open fer yer eyes, me hearties! Mark ye calendars for its grand arrival next year, arrr!
August 20, 2023, 5:57 am
Arrr, Eric "Ferret" Baudoin be sadly parted this mortal coil in October 2022, sailin' off to Davy Jones' locker, he be. Fair winds and calm seas be with ye, matey!
August 19, 2023, 12:51 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a fierce clash betwixt Aaron Donald and Travis Kelce, vying to rule the roost in the coveted Madden 24 overall ratings, arrr! Who shall prevail, I wonder? Keep yer eyes open, me maties, for this be a spectacle worth watchin'!
August 19, 2023, 12:09 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Be prepared to welcome the likes of Rick Steiner, Zeus, and Pretty Deadly into WWE 2K23 as downloadable content! 'Tis a jolly good time for us landlubbers to embrace these fine additions to our virtual wrestling adventures, aye!
August 19, 2023, 11:01 am
Arr, ye scurvy landlubbers! Them Parafolk be havin' more freedom than them Sims, me hearties!
August 19, 2023, 9:41 am
Arrr, this Harlequin Crest be naught but a jest of the highest order, me hearties! Methinks 'tis a merry prank played upon the likes of us landlubbers. Avast ye!
August 19, 2023, 9:00 am
Arr! Me hearties, the 2008 reimaginin' o' the original Chains be a true masterpiece! Aye, it be a skilled handlin' o' what still be one o' the finest in the series, mateys!
August 19, 2023, 7:53 am
Aye, 'tis a fact, matey! If'n it weren't fer BioWare's Baldur's Gate, there be no Larian's Baldur's Gate 3 sailin' these digital seas! They be like two ships passin' in the night, creatin' a legacy as vast as the ocean itself!
August 19, 2023, 5:46 am
Arrr, me hearties! Set yer eyes on this fine news! Be ye ready to seize them final Bubbul Gems with naught but ease? By Davy Jones' locker, ye won't believe yer luck!
August 18, 2023, 7:04 pm
Avast, me hearties! A fresh Hitman 3 patch be arrivin', bringin' a fix that be ticklin' me timbers! Arr!
August 18, 2023, 4:49 pm
Chilly and afeared, 'tis a sight straight from me 90s fantasies, matey!
August 18, 2023, 3:41 pm
Avast, mateys! Get ye ready to have a good chuckle, for bein' bombarded with negative reviews be like havin' a storm blow yer ship off course. 'Tis a rotten experience, that be!
August 18, 2023, 5:47 am
Arr, Davy Gaider be takin' the stand, fightin' for fair Lae'zel! He be brandishin' his quill like a cutlass, ready to scribe a tale that'd make Blackbeard himself tremble!
August 18, 2023, 5:37 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! James Gunn hath just spilled more secrets 'bout Superman: Legacy! Yer ears better be perkin' up, fer ye wouldn't want to miss the good ol' Captain Gunn's tales!
August 18, 2023, 5:26 am
Arrr! Avast ye! 'Tis a sad tale, matey. Sylens actor Lance Reddick be keeled over in the month o' March. May his soul rest in Davey Jones' locker, aye!
August 18, 2023, 5:12 am
Arrr! Nexon's vexin' lawsuit be tossed aside like a scurvy sea rat! They reckon the matter be more suitable for a rum-soaked kangaroo court in South Korea, savvy?
August 16, 2023, 5:56 pm
Aforetime, 'twas reckon'd as 125 doubloons o' storage!
August 16, 2023, 4:38 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Word be reachin' me ears that Baldur's Gate 3 be makin' its way to the PS5, allowin' ye landlubbers to load it afore ye sail the high seas. Alas, us PC scallywags be left waitin' in Davy Jones' locker! Shiver me timbers!
August 16, 2023, 4:03 pm
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! Marvel be swearin' on its honor to deliver the ultimate tale of Wolverine and Sabretooth, settin' sail straight towards Wolverine #50! Prepare to have yer timbers shivered and yer hearts plundered, for a tale of grand proportions be awaitin' ye!
August 16, 2023, 3:51 pm
Arr mateys! "Open combat missions" be sailin' into the Modern Warfare 3 campaign! Prepare ye weapons, me hearties, for a jolly good time of swashbucklin' and mayhem on the high seas of video games!
August 16, 2023, 12:00 pm
Avast ye! Me hearties, let me tell ye 'bout the Blue Beetle review. Methinks, there be plenty o' life still in that old DCEU ship. Sail on, me mateys, and witness the adventures unfold on the silver screen!
August 16, 2023, 11:49 am
Arrr, at long last, ye be havin' Super Mario Bros, devoid of all compromises, matey! Aye, 'tis a treasure worth plunderin'!
August 16, 2023, 11:21 am
Arrr, the scurvy dogs o' the producin' duo be chattin' with GamesRadar+ 'bout why they didst go all hands-on deck for their filthiest jests, mateys!
August 16, 2023, 11:21 am
Beware, ye scurvy dogs! Belay and steer clear of that rascal, Barrett! Trust him not, for his treachery be as deep as the ocean! Mark me words, or ye'll be caught in his web of deceit, like a landlubber in a tempest!
August 16, 2023, 5:53 am
Arrr, that be only beyond the shores of the mighty US, matey. 'Tis a land not yet graced by the wonders of the stars and stripes.
August 16, 2023, 5:34 am
'Tis high time to set sail once again, me hearties, and venture into the realm of yore! Let us delve into the cherished tomes of olde, like a jolly crew plunderin' forgotten treasures. Arrr, 'tis a grand adventure awaitin'!
August 16, 2023, 5:30 am
Arr matey, Withers be a grand treasure, not just a mere Revivify scroll. 'Tis a sentient beauty, carryin' the power to bring ye back from Davy Jones' locker! Aye, a true gem worth more than a chest o' doubloons!
August 16, 2023, 5:28 am
Arrr! The newest scallywag threat to our pillaging be squashed! Walk the plank, ye landlubber!
August 15, 2023, 4:52 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Should ye landlubbers dare to take 8 swipes at the ol' game, ye shalt be walkin' the plank! Aye, mark me words, for there be no mercy when it comes to missin' yer chance at bat. Ye be out, matey! Arrr!
August 15, 2023, 3:53 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dogs be hearin' the news! Them Nintendo fangame scalawags be learnin' their lesson, arr! The crafty soul who be creatin' this marvellous-lookin' Zelda 64 mod be keepin' their identity hidden, for now at least, arr!
August 15, 2023, 3:50 pm
Avast ye mateys! Feast yer eyes on the secret treasure! Behold, a glimpse of the inner pages from What If? Dark: Carnage #1, a tale so dark and twisted it'll give yer barnacles a run for their doubloons!
August 15, 2023, 3:33 pm
Arr, me hearties! Be ye prepared, for Destiny 2's Crucible mode shalt be undergoin' some mighty alterations come the next year! Brace yerselves, me mateys, for thar be turbulent seas awaitin' us in this grand adventure!
August 12, 2023, 11:09 am
A swashbucklin' charm be akin to a treasure chest o' doubloons, me hearties! Fer, with a grander Charisma score, ye be fillin' yer pockets with shiny loot, savvy? Yo ho ho and a bottle o' rum, that be the truth, me mateys!
August 12, 2023, 9:00 am
Belay yer blabber, matey! I be beggin' ya, let this not be the commencement of a triflin' trilogy! Mayhaps we sail forth on more excitin' adventures, aye?
August 12, 2023, 8:00 am
Arr, thar be news from the high seas! The fair maiden Emma Stone and the captain Yorgos Lanthimos be revealin' the secrets o' her Frankenstein-like creation in the grand tale o' Poor Things. Avast ye, me hearties, and prepare fer a monstrous adventure like no other!
August 12, 2023, 6:00 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! Hear ye, hear ye! Zendaya, Mike Faist, and Josh O'Connor be spillin' the beans to Total Film 'bout their swashbucklin' antics in the tennis tale known as Challengers. Avast, ye landlubbers, prepare to be regaled with tales o' their grand preparations!
August 12, 2023, 4:00 am
ARRR! Avast ye! 'Tis the word from the parley of Marvels filmmakers to Total Film magazine, spillin' their secrets 'bout how the sequel bein' a treasure trove o' opportunities for the future of the MCU!
August 11, 2023, 4:15 pm
Arr, me hearties! THQ Nordic's latest spectacle hath confirmed a few solid particulars on the adaptation, so ye better batten down the hatches and prepare for a jolly good time on this here voyage!
August 11, 2023, 3:37 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Methinks, Destiny 2 be not breathin' its last breath, but it doth oft resemble a game, sailin' into the sunset. Avast ye, me mateys, for the winds of change be upon us!
August 11, 2023, 3:19 pm
Arrr, matey! Methinks Titan Quest 2 be joinin' the grand crew o' post-Diablo 4 ARPG rebirth. 'Tis a jolly good time to set sail on this swashbucklin' adventure! Avast ye, landlubbers!
August 11, 2023, 3:04 pm
Arr, me hearties! Emma Frost and Blue Marvel be settin' sail to join the secret society, ready to pillage and plunder with their mighty powers! Ye better watch out, for these scurvy dogs be bringin' a whole lot o' trouble to the high seas!
August 11, 2023, 5:47 am
Arrr, mateys! Blizzard's sequel be meetin' a stormy sea on Steam, facin' a mighty rough start! The winds be blowin' against 'em, but fear not, me hearties, fer we pirates be known to weather many a tempest! Avast ye, and may fairer seas be ahead!
August 11, 2023, 5:28 am
Avast, me hearties! The tidings be that these reports of Wonder Woman 3 be makin' us sea legs wobble like a drunken sailor! Arr, me noggin spins like a compass needle in a hurricane!
August 11, 2023, 5:19 am
Arr, me hearties! The tide be fierce, for the scallywags be sayin' nay to save-scumming. A grand uproar it be, me mateys! 'Tis a treacherous path, they say. No more rerouting fate, ye scurvy dogs!
August 11, 2023, 5:18 am
Avast ye, mateys! AMD be bestowin' a rare treasure upon ye scurvy landlubbers! They be offerin' a fine limited edition Starfield Radeon RX 7900 XTX GPU and Ryzen 7 7800X3D bundle, fit for a true pirate's gaming rig. 'Tis a chance to create the ultimate themed vessel for virtual adventures!
August 4, 2023, 5:30 pm
Avast ye! Behold, the puzzling riddle hath been solved! 'Tis none other than the mighty Enigma, aye, known by the name of John Cena! Argh, what a twist of fate, me hearties!
August 4, 2023, 4:22 pm
Avast ye! The Black Armor of the Daredevil be promisin' a wild ruckus, with a variant made by none other than the fierce God of War art director, Rafael Grassetti. Prepare ye self for a savage spectacle, me hearties!
August 4, 2023, 3:34 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Bilge rats be prattlin' 'bout them feeble bikinis, whilst I reckon Kamen Rider be the veritable cat's whiskers! Arrr, let this be known across the seven seas!
August 4, 2023, 2:52 pm
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis a tale o' old times when Neil Druckmann an' Naughty Dog jined forces wit' Halloween Horror Nights, creatin' a haunted house fit fer the likes o' pirates! Aye, 'twas a fearsome partnership, makin' hearts race 'n thrill-filled nights be had by all!
August 4, 2023, 11:29 am
Avast ye scallywags! C-3PO be mighty weary of Luke Skywalker's tomfoolery. He be tired o' that lad's shenanigans, I reckon. Yarrr, 'tis high time for Skywalker to walk the plank!
August 4, 2023, 11:28 am
Arr, me hearties! 'Tis a mighty fine design ye got there, matey! 'Tis makin' me heart jump like a frog on a hot griddle.
August 4, 2023, 11:25 am
Arr, ye scallywags! The swashbucklin' devs of Forgotton Anne be havin' a jolly good time, as they be plunderin' their way through the treacherous seas of Kickstarter, takin' naught but gold doubloons for their fine "Metroidvania-esque semi-open world adventure." Ahoy, aye be smashin' their goal indeed!
August 4, 2023, 11:22 am
Arr, me hearties! The grand vessel Momento be but a sproutin' babe, sailin' in the treacherous seas of early development. Fair winds be with us as we chart our course for glory!
July 28, 2023, 6:37 pm
Yarr! Be ye hearin' the news, mateys? The sequel to Across the Spider-Verse be delayed indefinitely! Aye, we be waitin' on tenterhooks to set sail on that adventure once more. But fear not, me hearties, for patience be a virtue, and we shall weather this storm with a grin on our faces!
July 28, 2023, 5:11 pm
*Arr! There be a merry sound o' Tidus' chuckles, echoin' through the salty air like a playful seagull! Har, har! Methinks a jolly jest be ticklin' his spirit, bringin' mirth and cheer to all who be listenin'! Yo ho ho!*
July 28, 2023, 5:01 pm
July 28, 2023, 4:50 pm
But 'tis still gonna emerge one day, me hearties!
July 28, 2023, 4:41 pm
Arr, ye scurvy lot! Avast ye! I've got tidings fer ye! The likes o' Diablo 4's Sorcerer 'n Barbarian classes be gettin' grand boosts to their skills 'n items, me hearties! They'll be blowin' yer mind, I reckon! Hoist the anchor 'n set sail fer adventure!
July 28, 2023, 11:29 am
Arrr, me hearties! We plundered the depths o' the new drama, featurin' the mighty stars Sacha Dhawan, Juliet Stevenson, and Ukweli Roach. Prepare to set sail on a wild adventure, filled with treachery, laughter, and swashbucklin' performances! Yo ho ho!
July 28, 2023, 11:24 am
Arr, me hearties! Methinks there be a version of this here ride that tells a tale so tragic, 'tis worthy of bein' seen on the grand silver screen. Aye, ye best not miss it, lest ye be a landlubber!
July 28, 2023, 11:16 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! Them Armored Core enthusiasts be all set t' tackle the Fires o' Rubicon, armed only wit' their mighty fists! Aye, they be fearin' nothin' but a good ol' rumble on the high seas!
July 28, 2023, 11:12 am
Arrr! Avast ye, me mateys! The shiny new treasures be gettin' sold again, but mark me words, they be fetchin' double the booty!
July 27, 2023, 4:37 pm
Arrr, be it time for FF14 to embark on a treacherous voyage, turnin' into a Pokémon-infested land? Methinks it be a mighty peculiar notion, but a jolly good adventure for these digital scallywags!
July 27, 2023, 4:03 pm
Avast ye! Picture this, mateys! Aye, what if them mighty Avengers be havin' their very own Saturday mornin' spectacle in the '80s? 'Tis a thought that'd make yer heart dance a merry jig and yer eye patch go all a-twinkle!
July 27, 2023, 3:29 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! I be beseechin' ye, unleash a trailer like a proper bilge rat of a video game swashbuckler! No fancy tricks, just a simple share o' yer treasure we be wantin'. Arrr, be a good matey and heed me call!
July 27, 2023, 2:39 pm
Arr, ye scurvy landlubbers! Cavill's final tales be aired upon the telly, leavin' us heartbroken as a lass stranded on an island. Shed a tear for a handsome matey's departure, for 'tis the end of an era, ye savvy?
July 27, 2023, 5:56 am
Avast ye, me hearties! Here be a jolly guide on how ye scurvy dogs can set up cunning cheats to make plunderin' in BG3 a breeze. Yarrr, be ready to rule the high seas with these tricks, savvy?
July 27, 2023, 5:56 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs be hearin' that Paramount be havin' a grand newfangled idea for makin' moving pictures, and the artists be a'buzzin' with excitement!
July 27, 2023, 5:55 am
Arrr, be the weariness of Marvel finally weighin' ye down, matey?
July 27, 2023, 5:48 am
Arr, that treasure ye seek won't be unveilin' itself till the year 2027, me matey. So ye better batten down the hatches and wait for the winds o' time to blow us towards that fabled date. Savvy?
July 26, 2023, 3:58 pm
Arr, ye scurvy monkey's paw be curlin' yet again, bringin' mischief and mayhem upon all who dare cross its path! Beware, ye landlubbers, fer no good shall come from meddlin' with such cursed artifacts!
July 26, 2023, 3:45 pm
Arrr, mateys! The newest Hellfire Gala hath brought calamitous consequences, both on parchment and beyond! 'Tis a tale that leaves a piratin' heart shiverin' in trepidation. Aye, brace yerselves, me hearties! The tide be turnin' in a most harrowin' way!
July 26, 2023, 3:41 pm
Arr, matey! Methinks "The Expanse: A Telltale Series" be a rollickin' adventure into the celestial abyss! 'Tis a captivating tale that'll make yer heart sail with excitement, leavin' ye yearnin' for more! Set yer sights on this cosmic treasure, me hearty!
July 26, 2023, 3:23 pm
Arrr, me hearties be tellin' tales of Diablo 4 landlubbers! Many a scallywag be feelin' glum 'bout season 1, ye see, for they be not sailin' the seas no more. Avast, 'tis a sad sight to behold!
July 26, 2023, 11:26 am
Arrr, me hearties! We be spyin' many a game akin to Stardew Valley, yet this one be sailin' closest to its shores! Avast ye eyes upon this treasure, me mateys!
July 26, 2023, 11:24 am
Arr matey! Danny and Michael Philippou be spilling their secrets to GamesRadar+ 'bout their grand hopes fer a sequel, but by Blackbeard's beard, they be shakin' in their boots at the thought o' Rotten Tomatoes! Savvy?
July 26, 2023, 11:19 am
Avast ye scurvy scallywags! The Samsung Galaxy Tab S9 be up for grabs, with deals sailin' in faster than a cannonball! Sail on over to discover the grandest bounties and be quick, lest ye be left stranded on an empty treasure chest!
July 26, 2023, 11:04 am
INTERVIEW | Emily Rudd on bein' th' cap'n an' touchin' moments, me hearties! Arrrgh!
July 26, 2023, 5:35 am
Yarr! He be on the list to star in the show called Manhattan, but alas! It were a short-lived tale, matey!
July 26, 2023, 5:29 am
Arrr! Methinks this here strike be lastin' a fair bit longer, matey! It be like sailin' against the wind, tryin' to reach land. The sea be churnin' and the crew be grumblin'! Avast, me hearties!
July 26, 2023, 5:17 am
Yon scurvy app buccaneers be wantin' to try out proper sleepin' to the fullest, matey! Arrr, they be keen on testin' it wit' all their might, savvy?
July 26, 2023, 5:15 am
Arr, methinks Brambleghast be poised for a second chance at redemption, ye scurvy dogs! Avast, be it a glimmer of hope on the horizon or merely a trick o' fate? Only time'll tell, lest ye be a landlubber!
July 25, 2023, 5:44 pm
Arr, mateys! Avast ye! This PS4 port o' the sci-fi horror game be no match fer the mighty PS5 version, I tell ye! 'Tis like comparin' a scurvy landlubber to a fearsome pirate captain, savvy? Fair winds be with ye, me hearties!
July 25, 2023, 4:02 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Lay yer hands on Dungeon of the Endless, a fine game, free to plunder. And mark me words, ye shall keep it fer all eternity!
July 25, 2023, 4:00 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Prepare ye scurvy souls for a swashbucklin' tale o' Spider-Man: Gang War! Set yer compass this winter for the grandest Spidey event to grace the seven seas, me mateys!
July 25, 2023, 4:00 pm
Arrr! The Haunted Mansion be a true treasure, me hearties! It be blowin' new winds into the sails of this legendary Disney voyage, fillin' it with life anew. Aye, 'tis a hauntin'ly good time ye won't be wantin' to miss!
July 25, 2023, 11:07 am
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! Methinks Ryan Gosling be a true rascal, bringin' a grand revolution to Barbie. Arrr, I be swearin' on me parrot, the world be needin' The Nice Guys 2 in this dread time!
July 25, 2023, 11:00 am
Arrr! A parley with Mackenyu, who be tellin' tales of wieldin' three cutlasses and the legend'ry scenes he be in!
July 25, 2023, 10:58 am
Arrr! What be this gibberish ye be spoutin'? DLC? Loadouts? And a sprint button? Me shipmates, there be more fancy words in these lands than treasures in Davy Jones' locker! Give me a trusty cutlass and a barrel o' rum, for that be all a pirate needs!
July 25, 2023, 10:55 am
Arrr, if ye be yearnin' fer haste, the Lenovo Legion Y25-30 be a treasured find! It be swift as a dolphin, with nay delay or sluggishness. A true treasure fer any pirate seekin' quickness in their plunderin' adventures, arrr!
July 25, 2023, 5:19 am
Avast, me hearties! The bold wager be a victor, aye! We be swimmin' in gold doubloons now, ye scurvy dogs! Argh, Lady Luck be smilin' upon us, thar be no denyin'! Yo ho ho, we be dancin' a jig of joy!
July 25, 2023, 5:17 am
Ahoy mateys! Hear ye, hear ye! The good news be that Twitter, or X, be fair and square the official abode of Organization 13! Set yer sails to the cyber seas and seek their tweets, me hearties! Arrr!
July 25, 2023, 5:16 am
Arrr, matey! Thar be a plethora o' ways to catch a wink o' beauty! Ye can count the sheep, or sing a lullaby, or even try the ol' wooden leg dance. So many options, ye won't be tossin' in Davy Jones' locker no more!
July 25, 2023, 4:46 am
Arr, Massive be claimin' they be settin' their sights on decipherin' the true meanin' of this 'open world' business, mateys! Aye, they be delvin' deep into the depths, searchin' fer the secret to settin' sail in a vast and expansive virtual realm, ye scurvy dogs!
July 24, 2023, 5:04 pm
Arrr, matey! Fer Beast Boy to battle a mighty giant starfish, he must transform into a monstrous starfish his own self! Avast ye, prepare fer a baffling encounter betwixt these gargantuan creatures o' the sea!
July 24, 2023, 5:00 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Me trusty FIFA 23 Futties guide be tellin' ye that Ryan Kent and Joe Gomez be snatchin' some shiny new treasures fer yer crew. Give 'em a swashbucklin' welcome, me lads!
July 24, 2023, 4:58 pm
Arr, Baldur's Gate 3 be treading the same path as me old mateys Euphoria and Oppenheimer, aye! They be sailin' the seas o' creativity and plunderin' the treasures o' gaming innovation. Yarrr, a jolly good adventure awaits, me hearties!
July 24, 2023, 3:49 pm
Avast ye, me hearties! Even them landlubber Call of Duty scallywags be wearied o' pretendin' Modern Warfare 3 don't exist no more. Arrr, they be seein' the truth, mateys!
July 24, 2023, 11:51 am
Arr, ye scurvy Indian censors be messin' with Oppenheimer's scene, replacin' it with some fancy fiddle-faddle CGI that be takin' yer focus away. Blimey, tis a right ol' blunder!
July 24, 2023, 11:50 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! Listen well, for I be tellin' ye where ye find The Halls of the Damned in Diablo 4. 'Tis a cursed place, situated on the eastern shores o' the Kehjistan. Be cautious, or the ghosts there be plunderin' yer loot, arrr!
July 24, 2023, 11:43 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! Old School Runescape's 3rd Age treasures be leavin' them players dumbstruck yet again! It be a sight to behold, me hearties! They be wearin' their fancy pants and dancin' a jig like a lubber in a storm! Har har!
July 24, 2023, 11:32 am
Arrr, me hearties! Yonder scurvy dogs o' players have unearthed the fate o' them landlubbin' lovebirds, Jogo and Juney!
July 23, 2023, 10:27 am
Arrr, me mateys! 'Tis time to set sail on the treacherous seas of "Robot Wars"! We be matchin' our metal mechs, clashin' blades and cannons, seekin' glory and plunder. Aye, 'tis a spectacle ye don't want to miss, lest ye be walkin' the plank, ya landlubber!
July 23, 2023, 9:36 am
Ye be takin' on th' role o' a sproutin' star in th' realm o' th' scurvy bilge rats, savvy?
July 23, 2023, 8:09 am
Avast! All scallywags be despisin' that!
July 23, 2023, 8:00 am
Arrr! What be the plunder that Firaxis abandoned whilst swashbucklin' with alien marauders in the present day?
July 22, 2023, 4:36 pm
Arrr, mateys! 'Tis a queer tale, forsooth! Strange New Worlds be gettin' ready t' stir the band. Avast, the sound be comin' our way like a gentle breeze on the high seas!
July 22, 2023, 4:11 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Set yer eyes upon the grand news! Michael Burnham be up to her usual antics, performin' her Michael Burnham deeds in this 'ere first season 5 clip. Aye! Be prepared to be entertained, me hearties!
July 22, 2023, 3:23 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! The ship's scribe, Oppenheimer's trusty lookout of imagery, be spillin' the beans 'bout the boom-filled spectacle!
July 22, 2023, 12:43 pm
Arrr, this be takin' Easter eggs beyond the seven seas, surely!
July 22, 2023, 11:30 am
Avast ye! Set sail to smite that demon lord, I be, alongside me trusty mage mate, Trevor. Together, we be embarkin' on a grand adventure, wieldin' magic and makin' those scurvy demons walk the plank! Arrrr!
July 22, 2023, 8:32 am
Ahoy matey! Methinks a jolly fine notion be havin' a snug life sim, where ye can breed Pokémon like in the manner o' X and Y! Arr, twould be a grand adventure indeed!
July 22, 2023, 8:00 am
Delvin' into thar past o' victuals promotion in video games, mateys! Aye, 'tis a tale worth swashbucklin', fer 'tis a rare treasure indeed to spy grub advertisin' in digital adventures. Set yer sights on this tasty voyage! Arrr!
July 22, 2023, 5:26 am
Arrr! The wee bonsai babe be surely squallin' like a landlubber o'er this here announcement, methinks!
July 21, 2023, 8:00 pm
Hoist yer sails, me hearties, and embark on a jolly voyage with the grandest Netflix series this August. Mark it on yer calendars, lest ye wish to walk the plank!
July 21, 2023, 6:41 pm
Arr, me mateys, listen up! Avast ye! Methinks it be a dark day, forsooth! Stardew Valley, by Davy Jones' beard, be transformed into a frightful horror game! Shiver me timbers, ye landlubbers! Beware them creepy critters in the pixelated fields, arrr!
July 21, 2023, 6:10 pm
Arrr, behold! The fresh Punisher be proclaimed as "the Danny Ketch to Frank's Johnny Blaze." 'Tis like comparing a peg leg to a hook hand, aye, but let the seas decide who be the mightier tormentor of scurvy landlubbers!
July 21, 2023, 5:33 pm
Arr! The Mortal Kombat 1 SDCC 2023 panel did see some mighty returns, me hearties! Aye, thar be grand comebacks aplenty, a sight to behold!
July 21, 2023, 4:48 pm
Avast ye, 'tis I, the lone soul in the vast universe bein' torn betwixt playin' Dungeons & Dragons and traversin' through the treacherous lands of Oklahoma. Arrr, tis a conundrum fit fer a true scallywag, indeed!
July 21, 2023, 4:08 pm
Avast ye, mateys! Andrew Lincoln and Danai Gurira be joinin' forces once more in the first teaser for the spin-off that be brimmin' with zombies! Aye, 'tis a sight to behold!
July 21, 2023, 4:07 pm
Arr, matey! 'Tis a treacherous journey ye be on, sailin' through the Nightmare Dungeon. We be wantin' the difficulty o' this here tier 100 to be as rough 'n tough as a tier 70 where ye currently be stranded.
July 21, 2023, 11:42 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Learneth the craft of the Malignant Invoker in Diablo 4 Season 1! Discover its uses, secrets, and more! Set sail on a treacherous voyage through this cursed land, if ye dare!
July 21, 2023, 11:41 am
Arr, 'tis got a jolly good mix o' adventure, brain-teasers, simulations, and leaping 'pon platforms, mateys!
July 21, 2023, 11:22 am
Arrr, matey! Hyrule be lookin' mighty different these days. It be transformed like a mermaid into somethin' strange and unfamiliar to me ol' pirate eyes. Shiver me timbers!
July 21, 2023, 11:22 am
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! Seek ye the secrets o' Diablo 4 Season 1? Unveil the cursed hearts, twisted in wickedness! Discover their craftin' ways, wear 'em as ye please! Unleash yer inner pirate and embark on this treacherous quest, lest ye be left in Davy Jones' locker!
July 20, 2023, 5:31 pm
Arrr! Avast ye, me hearties! Mike Mignola and Duncan Fegredo be joinin' hands once again, sailin' through the treacherous seas o' creativity to deliver a rip-roarin' Hellboy comic that be wilder than a drunken parrot! Aye, 'tis a tale worth lootin' from the depths of the seven seas!
July 20, 2023, 4:11 pm
"Arr! All we be needin' now be to purchase EA," be blurtin' Richard Garriott, creator o' Ultima Online. Aye, me hearties, the adventure be continuin'!
July 20, 2023, 3:57 pm
Arr, methinks Gundam Evolution did fare quite decently upon its maiden voyage, me hearties!
July 20, 2023, 3:35 pm
Set yer eyes upon the grand spectacle that awaits ol' Iron Man and the X-Men, me hearties, once the infernal Hellfire Gala be through!
July 20, 2023, 11:59 am
Arrr, me hearties! Mark me words, the day of reckoning be upon us sooner! The grand debut be sailin' a month ahead of schedule, aye, movin' with the wind in our favor. Ready yer cutlasses and prepare for a jolly good time, me mateys!
July 20, 2023, 11:34 am
Arr, me hearties! Look ye here, the Cherry MX-LP 2.1 be a fine piece o' loot for ye landlubbers seekin' to toil or revel whilst sailin' the seven seas! Aye, a keyboard fit fer any pirate on the move!
July 20, 2023, 11:33 am
Arrr, me hearties! Lay yer eyes upon the magnificent Corsair Xeneon 27QHD240! A treasure worth a king's ransom, this OLED gaming monitor be! With a 1440p 240Hz strike, it be sendin' many a 4K scallywag runnin' for cover! 'Tis worth every doubloon, I say!
July 20, 2023, 11:30 am
Arrr! Avast ye hearties! As the D&D movie be makin' its way to our humble abodes, we be havin' a jolly chat with the scurvy dogs who be directin' and producin' it. Stay tuned, me hearties, for tales o' adventure await!
July 19, 2023, 5:00 pm
Arrr, hear ye, me hearties! Dan Slott, Ryan Stegman, and a merry crew be resurrectin' the Superior Spider-Man this October, markin' ten years o' his adventures on the high seas! Set yer compass to joy, me mateys!
July 19, 2023, 4:25 pm
Arr matey, behold the wonders that befall Joel's peepers! A sight so grand, ye'd think he be sailin' the seven seas, spyin' krakens and mermaids! Arr, the tales be endless, me hearties!
July 19, 2023, 4:03 pm
Arrr, me hearties! This here be not the first time a fresh mateys' rank be leakin' just afore a grand unmaskin'.
July 19, 2023, 1:17 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy sea dogs! Word be reachin' me ears that Venom be makin' his grand entrance in Marvel's Spider-Man 2! The crafty developers be sharin' their secrets 'bout what's in store. Brace yerselves, mateys, for a wild adventure on the horizon!
July 19, 2023, 11:40 am
From ye frightful franchise's moniker to its scurvy spin-offs like The Nun and Annabelle, we be choosin' the finest and foulest of the cursed series, me hearties!
July 19, 2023, 11:33 am
Avast, mateys! An' listen up! Wenches 'n scallywags, gather 'round! The star talks 'bout his grand part as General Groves in Christopher Nolan's epic tale filled with suspense! Aye, ye don't want to miss this booty!
July 19, 2023, 11:28 am
Arrr, ye scurvy landlubbers! Diablo 4 be bringin' forth new treasures! Keep an eye out for the likes o' Ahavarion Spear o' Lycander, Azurewrath, and The Oculus. They be worth more doubloons than ye can shake a peg leg at!
July 19, 2023, 11:21 am
Arrr, me mateys! Avast ye! Them scurvy dogs, the Call of Duty fans, be settin' sail, takin' a jolly journey back to the year 2010! They be seekin' treasure in them olden days, arrr, aye!
July 18, 2023, 6:00 pm
Avast ye, mateys! This Barbie be a treasure, says Ken! 'Tis sublime indeed, me hearties. Aye, 'tis a fine lass that shall bring joy to ye ship. Yo ho ho, me mateys, set sail for fun with this fair maid!
July 18, 2023, 4:52 pm
Arrr! Th' legendary browser game be ready fer yet another grand return, me hearties!
July 18, 2023, 4:25 pm
Avast ye, mateys! 'tis a jolly good tale I be tellin' ye! Marvel be openin' th' Crypt of Shadows this Halloween, where spectres 'n spooks shall run amok. 'Tis a treat ye cannot miss, lest ye want yer timbers to be shivered!
July 18, 2023, 3:55 pm
Arrr, ye scallywags! Lend me yer ears, for I have news! 'Tis been decreed by South Africa that The Borderlands Compilation: Pandora's Box hath been rated. Avast ye, 'tis a joyous occasion fer all ye landlubbers seekin' adventure on the high seas of gaming!
July 18, 2023, 11:54 am
Avast ye, me hearties! A grand Combat Arena Warhammer board game be sailin' towards us, ready to be unleashed upon the gaming world afore ye know it. Arrr, prepare yer peg legs and eye patches, for this be an adventure ye won't want to miss!
July 18, 2023, 11:46 am
Arr, mateys! Behold the freshest creation from the pens of the esteemed Eisner-nominated scribe and brush-wielder. A masterpiece be this, fit for the merry crew of scurvy sea dogs and landlubbers alike!
July 18, 2023, 11:44 am
Avast ye, landlubber! Ye can now seize a grand 29% off the Neo Geo Arcade Stick Pro o'er at Amazon, matey! This fine vessel be settin' sail with 20 ready-made games and can even serve as a controller for yer PC. Aye, a true treasure worth snatchin'!
July 18, 2023, 11:42 am
'Tis a true test o' mettle to face the fearsome demon king, me hearties! 'Tis a rare breed o' bravery that be needed for such epic battles on the treacherous seas o' life. Arrr, I salute ye, ye brave soul!
July 18, 2023, 5:55 am
Arrr, word be spreadin' that th' scurvy actor was seen navigatin' th' treacherous waters o' negotiations afore th' grand strike befallin'!
July 18, 2023, 5:28 am
Arrr, we be doin' the same, me hearties!
July 18, 2023, 5:24 am
Arrr, me hearty! Ye'll discover Halsin, Minthara, and the Goblin Leaders within the treacherous BG3 Goblin Camp. But pray tell, do ye possess the cunning to breach its defenses and set foot on its cursed grounds?
July 18, 2023, 5:17 am
Avast! Unlike with Valhalla, we be havin' no plans to addeth to Mirage. Arrr, she be stuck in her ways, ye scurvy dog! No treasure awaits beyond the horizon for this beloved vessel!
July 13, 2023, 5:41 am
Arr, me hearties! 'Tis a tale I be tellin' ye, that Grease: Rise of the Pink Ladies hath earned two nods fer its mighty prowess! Aye, the crew be recognizin' its silver screen magic, savvy? Yo ho ho!
July 12, 2023, 2:40 pm
Arr, me hearties! Set yer eyes on this here treasure trove of Prime Day Meta Quest booty! These be the finest plunder still up for grabs 'fore the midnight hour strikes!
July 12, 2023, 1:29 pm
Avast, me hearties! 'Tis not even a Prime Day plunder, but these AMD bundles be offerin' a free copy of Starfield alongside a new graphics card, all for a swashbucklin' $80 discount. Aye, a treasure ye can't resist!
July 12, 2023, 12:51 pm
Arr, th' scurvy hero be a right unpredictable scallywag, aye, an' not nearly as tidy as Hal Jordan, ye see!
July 12, 2023, 12:29 pm
Avast ye, me hearties! 'Tis a grand bargain on this fine Prime Day! Lay yer eyes on this splendid Steam Deck dock, a treasure of reviews. 'Tis marked down by 47% from its usual price. Aye, 'tis a steal ye cannot ignore!
July 9, 2023, 9:18 am
Arr, me hearties! 'Tis a tale o' twistin' views! Ye be seein' the world from a different spyglass, savvy? Aye, 'tis a right ol' mind-bender, makin' ye question reality 'n all. Swab the decks o' yer mind, me mateys, for 'tis a voyage worth takin'!
July 9, 2023, 8:00 am
Avast ye mateys! 'Tis better to be a master o' one, than a scallywag o' many! Instead o' doin' all, focus yer efforts on but one task, and ye shall sail on smooth seas to success!
July 8, 2023, 3:44 pm
Avast ye hearties! 'Tis a madcap dash t' set free!
July 8, 2023, 2:21 pm
Arr, Quasimorph be takin' the fancy tidbits from the grand tower o' exaggeration.
July 8, 2023, 1:22 pm
Aye, 'tis true, me matey! He speaks the truth, that be no lie!
July 8, 2023, 10:55 am
"Arrr, me mateys! A mere score o' minutes 'til the break o' day, and 'tis the time when 20 Minutes Till Dawn be unleashing the fiery fury upon ye landlubbers!"
July 8, 2023, 8:00 am
Arr, me hearties! Methinks F1 2021's scoundrel be a proper OTT, but strip away the feelings, and they be worthy o' praise. Give 'em their due, ye scurvy dogs!
July 7, 2023, 7:04 pm
Avast ye! Set yer eyes on this marvelous find, me hearties! This fine Dragon Quest 10 be havin' a translation, allowin' ye to embark on a swashbucklin' adventure in the Queen's English. A treasure worth seekin', indeed!
July 7, 2023, 5:52 pm
Arr, me hearties! Fear ye not, for the nerf be but a wee patch whilst Blizzard toils away seekin' a more permanent solution. So batten down the hatches and hold fast, for soon we'll be sailin' the seas of smooth gameplay once again, yarrr!
July 7, 2023, 4:24 pm
Arr, blow me down! That be a surprise o' grand proportions, mateys! Ne'er in all me days did I reckon such a twist befallin' us. 'Twas a curveball from the depths, 'pon me honor!
July 7, 2023, 2:14 pm
Fret not, mateys! Fear not the scurvy curse, for Diablo 4 shall not be plunderin' yer jolly seasonal scallywags!
July 7, 2023, 1:24 pm
We've all set eyes on Superman's origin afore, but rewinding t' basics be makin' the twists in My Adventures with Superman verily sing, mateys!
July 7, 2023, 11:35 am
Avast ye mateys! Blimey, this 'ere game be the most Unreal Engine 5 spectacle our peglegs have ever witnessed! Arrr, it be a treasure worth plunderin' on the high seas of gaming, ye scurvy dogs!
July 7, 2023, 11:30 am
Avast, me hearties! Thar be an exclusive parley with the fearsome scream queen, Lin Shaye! We be chattin' 'bout her reunion with Rose Byrne and Patrick Wilson, last-minute altercations to the tale's end, and the future of Elise Rainier in this grand franchise!
July 7, 2023, 11:23 am
Avast ye hearties! 'Tis an exclusive tale, forsooth! Celine Song, she be spillin' secrets 'bout 'er direc-tor-ial debut! 'Tis a tale tuggin' at yer heart, makin' ye weep like a landlubber! Har har!
July 6, 2023, 5:53 pm
Arr, me heart be taken! I be convinced, I'll be takin' ye offer. Me doubts be gone, I be as good as sold, matey!
July 6, 2023, 4:35 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! We be havin' five parchment treasures to bestow upon ye!
July 6, 2023, 4:35 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! We be havin' five copies to bestow upon ye! Sail swiftly, lest ye be missin' out on this booty!
July 6, 2023, 4:27 pm
Arr, Junichi Masuda be casually droppin' a hint on the Twitterverse, me hearties! Yo ho ho, 'twas a jolly good jest, I reckon!
July 6, 2023, 11:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! Fair winds be blowin' as the cursed Diablo 4 dev stream sets sail this day. We be hopin' to learn of the battle pass launch and uncover fresh secrets 'bout season one. Avast ye, 'tis a jolly adventure awaitin'!
July 6, 2023, 11:26 am
Arr, listen up, ye scurvy dogs! We be unveilin' the secrets o' wieldin' two weapons in battle whilst playin' BG3. Avast! Pay heed, lest ye end up sleepin' with the fishes!
July 6, 2023, 11:17 am
Arr matey! Avast ye! 'Tis a grand offer ye should not be missin'! Star Wars Villainous and Marvel Villainous be sailin' at a lower price afore Prime Day! Set yer course to this port to snatch 'em up, lest ye be feelin' a mighty regret!
July 6, 2023, 11:14 am
Arr, me hearties! Taissa Farmiga's own sister Irene be settin' sail once again, ready for a swashbucklin' duel with the wicked demon, Valak! Will she be claimin' victory this time, or will Valak send her down to Davy Jones' locker? Only time will tell, ye scurvy dogs!
July 6, 2023, 5:24 am
Arr, matey! This jolly good app be a godsend fer all ye lads an' lasses seekin' yer heart's desires! It be smooth sailin' on the sea o' matchmakin', makin' it easier than ye can say 'yo ho ho'! Avast, ye landlubbers, this be a treasure worth plunderin'!
July 6, 2023, 5:20 am
Arrr, the scuttlebutt be all abuzz with praises! The word on the seven seas be that the reviews be glowing like a treasure chest filled with sparklin' doubloons. Methinks this fine piece be worth more than a barrel of rum!
July 6, 2023, 5:12 am
Arr! Ye scurvy dogs at Capcom be tryin' to dodge a question 'bout remakin' games, like a landlubber avoidin' a fight! Methinks they be sailin' in treacherous waters, hopin' to keep their secrets buried in Davy Jones' locker!
July 6, 2023, 5:08 am
Arrr, the famed lass o' Indiana Jones 5 hath decided t' reveal tidings about her wee appearance! She be a bonny star indeed, sharin' tales o' her adventure on anoth'r high-seas journey. 'Tis a merry jest, indeed!
July 3, 2023, 11:46 am
Arr matey! Me hearties be tellin' me that the Sharp Tooth Shotgun hath returned to the treasure trove in Fortnite, bringin' a pump action weapon once more! Shiver me timbers, it be a jolly good time for all ye scallywags!
July 3, 2023, 11:22 am
Arrr! Cocoon be a creation forged by one o' the devs who be havin' a hand in craftin' the legendary side-scroller! Aye, a game that be makin' hearts flutter like a butterfly in yer belly!
July 3, 2023, 11:20 am
Arrr, me hearties! The revelation of Pokemon Concierge hath been made known at the recent Pokemon Presents! Shiver me timbers! Now ye can be havin' a trusted crew member to assist ye on yer Pokemon adventures! Yo ho ho!
July 3, 2023, 11:13 am
Arr matey! 'Tis bein' said that Rockstar be hearin' us scallywags loud 'n' clear! The crime sim be gettin' a fine touch o' improvements, as requested by many. Methinks they be keepin' their ears peeled, yarr!
July 2, 2023, 4:29 pm
Avast, me hearties! The entire atmosphere be mine for the takin' in this boundless realm of eternal heavens!
July 2, 2023, 2:40 pm
Arrr, mateys! 'Tis the first chapter of Genesis! Ye shall witness the debut of Dawn this very week! Set yer sights on the horizon, for this tale be startin' now!
July 2, 2023, 6:02 am
Arr, methinks smooches be not fer every scurvy dog aboard this ship! Nay, ye must be havin' the charm o' a buxom wench or the ruggedness o' a fearsome pirate to win such favors!
July 2, 2023, 4:49 am
Ne'er relinquishing me grip, matey! I be clutchin' onto the loot like a barnacle on a ship's hull. Aye, ye can bet yer doubloons, I be keepin' it close, for it be me treasure, me pride, and me reason to sail the seven seas!
July 1, 2023, 3:09 pm
Leapquake be havin' a mighty Hulk-Smash vibe, me heartie!
June 24, 2023, 2:15 pm
Arrr, ye scallywags, these be as rare as a mermaid's kiss! Me own eyes have scarce set sight on such treasures. We must be quick to lay claim to these beauties, lest we be left with nary a gold doubloon to our names!
June 24, 2023, 8:14 am
"Arrr, listen ye scallywags! Word on the high seas be that Overkill, Hellhammer, and Ancient's Oath be no longer droppin' for our druid brethren. Aye, 'tis a cruel fate that befallen 'em, but fear not! We pirates shall pillage and plunder our way to victory, with or without them treasures!"
June 24, 2023, 5:33 am
"Arrr, Cid and Lorath be two jolly good mateys, full o' fun and mischief. They be sailin' the high seas and causin' a ruckus wherever they go. I'd gladly raise me grog to their honor any day!"
June 23, 2023, 4:43 pm
Avast ye! That be one clever trick to ensure that the Xbox gets its hands on Starfield. Yarr, me hearties, we shall hoist the sails and set a course for adventure!
June 23, 2023, 3:24 pm
Arr, me hearty! It may be a spell o' 17 years 'twixt Skyrim and TES6. That's longer than the time it takes to swab the deck o' me ship! Ye best be stockin' up on grog and hardtack, mateys!
June 23, 2023, 2:52 pm
"Arrr, ye scurvy dogs best be prepared to walk the plank! For they shall be removed from the streamer and sent to Davy Jones' locker, never to be seen again!"
June 23, 2023, 1:39 pm
"Arrr, methinks I'll ne'er be done with this contraption if I set sail on the making of a moving picture. The sea be less tumultuous than the task at hand!"
June 23, 2023, 11:33 am
"Arrr, me hearty! Moon Knight and Peter Parker be joinin' us on this adventure! They be ready to swashbuckle and plunder with the best of us! Yo ho ho and a bottle o' rum!"
June 23, 2023, 11:19 am
Arrr, me hearties! Hear ye, hear ye! We be discussin' the size o' our booty, the lot size, if ye catch me drift. Let's make sure we got enough treasure to go 'round!
June 23, 2023, 11:16 am
Arrr, yarr! Hear ye, hear ye! 'Tis said that Antonio Banderas, Rachel Zegler, and Emily Mortimer will be joining us on our next voyage. Ahoy, me hearties! We be in fine company indeed!
June 23, 2023, 11:14 am
"Arrr mateys, feast yer eyes on the treasures of season 3, revealed in a brand new featurette. Join me hearties and let's explore this bounty together!"
June 23, 2023, 5:52 am
Arrr, me mateys! This here show be gettin' a score of 100% from them scurvy critics! Ye best be settin' sail to see it, or ye'll be walkin' the plank fer missin' out!
June 23, 2023, 5:51 am
Arr mateys, word be spreadin' that the first Call of Duty: Warzone shall meet its watery grave come September 21st. 'Tis a sad day indeed, but don't ye worry, we'll find us a new game to plunder and pillage in no time!
June 23, 2023, 5:49 am
"Avast ye landlubbers! Use yer Shadow Tracker, Flare Gun, or any other fancy contraption to spy on the scallywags and bilge rats what be lurkin' about in Fortnite!"
June 23, 2023, 5:47 am
Arrrr, me hearties! Word on the high seas be that FF16 be makin' its way to Steam or Epic in due time. Keep yer sails at the ready and yer cutlasses sharp, for this be one adventure worth joinin'!
June 22, 2023, 3:37 pm
Arrr, ye scallywags! Microsoft be sayin' that the next generation of consoles be settin' sail in 2028, so hold on tight to yer doubloons and be ready to upgrade yer ship!
June 22, 2023, 3:33 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! He's been Hannibal Lecter, a foul sorcerer, and a scallywag in a Rihanna moving picture... so why not add another to his tally? Yarr, that be the spirit!
June 22, 2023, 3:30 pm
"Arrr, me mateys! Hear ye hear ye, this JRPG from the creator of Dragon Ball seems to be akin to Dune, aye! But do ye know what's better than sandworms? Booty, of course! Let's set sail and find some treasure, me hearties!"