September 12, 2024, 5:34 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Ghost Rider '44 be takin' the helm in Hellhunters, sailin' forth from the briny depths of The Incredible Hulk! With flames a'roarin' and mischief a'brewin', this scallywag be ready to raid the high seas o' adventure! Avast, ye landlubbers!
September 12, 2024, 5:05 pm
Ahoy, me hearties! The scallywags of the Dragon Ball GT crew be sailin' into our midst! Arrr, with their gleamin’ treasure and wild adventures, they be makin' the high seas tremble with laughter! Hoist the sails and prepare for a jolly good time, ye salty sea dogs!
September 12, 2024, 5:01 pm
Arrr, matey! The jolly tale of Knull be tangled with Secret Wars, a right merry twist that could turn the tide for Venom: The Last Dance! Yarr, prepare yer sea legs for a hullabaloo o' epic proportions! Avast, and let the laughter flow like rum on the high seas!
September 12, 2024, 4:10 pm
"Arrr, matey! It be a wild tempest o' thrill, like findin' a treasure chest full o' rum! I be jumpin' like a scallywag on a cannonball! Aye, this be a ruckus that’d make even Davy Jones crack a smile!"
September 12, 2024, 12:00 pm
Arrr! Avast, mateys! Behold, the grand unveiling of the first full-length moving picture for "Twilight of the Gods"! Set yer sails for adventure and prepare to be dazzled, or ye might just find yerself walkin’ the plank of boredom! Yarrr!
September 12, 2024, 11:43 am
"Arrr, look ye here! The scallywag's come back from the briny deep, risen like a cursed treasure chest! I reckon he’s got more tales than a parrot in a tavern! Blimey, let’s hoist a tankard to his salty return, lest we be caught walkin’ the plank of boredom!"
September 12, 2024, 11:35 am
Arrr, mateys! This December, behold the grand spectacle of “Dexter: Original Sin”! A tale of mischief and mayhem that’ll shiver yer timbers! Gather ye grog and prepare fer a jolly good time, lest ye walk the plank of boredom! Avast, the fun be a-comin’!
September 12, 2024, 5:59 am
Arrr, me hearties! ‘Twas the first time I laid me eyes on that cursed monitor, and by Davy Jones’ locker, I found meself lovin’ the treasure it be showin’ just as much as a fine bottle o’ rum! Aye, that be a sight worth plunderin’!
September 12, 2024, 5:58 am
Arrr, mateys! It be said that the fine captain, Michael B. Jordan, be takin’ the helm to steer The Thomas Crown Affair! Aye, I reckon there be treasure in them tales, and we’ll be laughin’ all the way to the scallywag’s den! Avast, let the shenanigans commence!
September 12, 2024, 5:35 am
"Arrr, be ye suggestin’ that Astro be the one to take the ol’ Smash crown, eh? Aye, that scallywag might just dance a jig 'pon the battleground! But I be thinkin’ we’ll need a few more grog-filled nights to see if he be worthy!"
September 12, 2024, 5:27 am
Arrr, matey! "We Harvest Shadows" be a first-person tale of swabs tillin' the cursed soil, wranglin' frightful phantoms whilst plunderin’ their haunted crops! Aye, 'tis a jolly romp through the dark side of the bounty, where yer barn be more haunted than yer ship! Avast, ‘tis a right frightful fun!
September 11, 2024, 5:29 pm
Avast ye mateys! Feast yer eyes upon the finest 40 scallywags that be ranked on the FC 25 treasure map o' talent! Aye, ‘tis a jolly good sight fer a pirate's heart! Don’t be a landlubber, come havin' a gander! Arrr!
September 11, 2024, 4:49 pm
Arrr, matey! At long last, Grand Theft Auto 3 sets sail on the very ship it was born to plunder! Aye, ‘tis like findin’ gold doubloons in a kraken’s belly! Let the rum flow and the mischief commence! Yarrr!
September 11, 2024, 4:16 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Be it true that our furry matey Wolverine be on the brink o’ losin’ his precious Adamantium once more? Blimey! That be like a parrot without a perch! Let’s raise a toast to his misfortune, savvy? Ha!
September 11, 2024, 4:08 pm
Ahoy, me hearties! This week be the time we set sail on the high seas of playtestin’ for them Byte Breakers! Hoist the sails and ready the rum, for we be makin’ merry as we doth break them bytes! Arrr, let the fun begin!
September 11, 2024, 12:00 pm
Avast, me hearties! Ridley Scott, the old sea dog, be confessin’ he misjudged the ship! Thought the franchise had sunk to Davy Jones’ locker, but lo and behold, it still be sailin' strong! Hoist the sails, we ain't done plunderin’ yet! Arrr!
September 11, 2024, 11:52 am
Arrr, me hearties! Consort Radahn be less of a scallywag now, not the fearsome beast he once was! Aye, he’s more like a jolly sea dog, swappin' his cannon for a cup o' grog. The tides o' fate be kinder, I say!
September 11, 2024, 11:46 am
Arrr, matey! Behold! A peculiar critter that slays not with sword or cannon, but with a bite most foul! This be no ordinary pest; it be a murderous bug, ready to make ye dance with death! Aye, keep yer rum close, lest ye become its next meal! Har har!
September 11, 2024, 11:35 am
Arrr! In the treacherous seas of Operations mode in Space Marine 2, each level o' peril brings forth greater fiends and fatter loot, me hearties! So hoist the sails o' challenge, for treasure awaits those brave enough to dance with danger! Yarrr!
September 11, 2024, 6:00 am
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round! The swashbucklin' crew behind "Super/Man: The Tale of Christopher Reeve" be spillin' their secrets o' grand theatrics! Aye, they be chartin' high seas o' drama and derring-do, all for the sake of a right merry adventure! Avast, what a jolly tale awaits!
September 11, 2024, 5:58 am
Arrr, matey! The jolly seas of Operations and Everlastin' War be fillin' their holds with more treasure on the Space Marine 2 chart! Get yer cutlasses ready, for the plunder of content be comin’ in thick and fast, like a rum-fueled sailor on a wild night! Yarrr!
September 11, 2024, 5:53 am
Arrr, me hearties! “Delicious in Dungeon” be sailin’ the seas once more, servin’ up bellyache banquets that’ll make even Davy Jones chuckle! Prepare yer gizzards for a wild ride o’ twisted treats that’ll have ye laughin’ like a parrot on a barrel! Avast, feast yer eyes!
September 11, 2024, 5:51 am
Arrr, matey! Promised Consort Radahn be now a wee bit less of a scallywag, I reckon! No more walkin’ the plank of me patience, for he’s swabbin’ the deck of annoyances! Let’s raise a mug and toast to smoother seas ahead, savvy?
September 10, 2024, 5:44 pm
Arrr, matey! Timeslide #1 be settin' sail, keepin' with the fine tradition of Marvel, givin' ye a sneak peek at next year’s tales, but with a cheeky mutant twist! Hoist the sails and ready the cannons for a riotous yarn, I say! Yarrr!
September 10, 2024, 5:00 pm
Avast ye! In a jolly chat, the scallywag scribe Jeph Loeb spills the beans on why he be hoistin' the sails to end the Long Halloween tale. Aye, even caped crusaders need a break from the ghastly shenanigans! Yo ho, it be time to anchor this yarn!
September 10, 2024, 4:29 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The fine tidings be this: No landlubber be forced to part with their shiny doubloons fer this trinket! So hoist the sails of merriment, for ye can keep yer treasures safe and sound! Aye, let the scallywags buy it if they dare!
September 10, 2024, 4:06 pm
Arrr, me hearty! This scallywag of a plan be sinkin' faster than a ship with a hole in her hull! I reckon it won’t be settin' sail for the live game, no sirree! Best be raisin' the Jolly Roger for a good laugh instead!
September 10, 2024, 11:43 am
Arrr, matey! A blade that bites ye on both sides, like a hungry sea serpent! Wield it wisely, or ye be findin' yerself in Davy Jones' locker quicker than a scallywag can say "shiver me timbers!" Aye, it be a right trickster, that sword be!
September 10, 2024, 11:30 am
Arrr, 'twas but a blink o' me eye before me heart was captured by the siren call of Date Everything! Aye, like a treasure chest full o’ gold, it had me swoonin’ faster than a ship in full sail! Avast, what a jolly fine romance!
September 10, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr, mateys! Genshin Impact be settin' sail with a grand alliance o' McDonald's! Feast yer eyes on treasures galore, but hurry, for these plundered rewards be as fleeting as a mermaid's wink! Grab yer burgers and level up yer game, or ye be walkin' the plank, savvy?
September 10, 2024, 11:26 am
Arrr, matey! Side-by-side, we be comparin’ the shiny new contraption! Aye, it be doin’ wondrous things, like a parrot that tells tales while swabbin’ the deck! Get ready to be amazed or ye can walk the plank! Har har har!
September 10, 2024, 5:51 am
Arrr, 'tis a fine day for a landlord, fer fortune's winds be blowin' in his favor! With doubloons rainin' down like cannonballs, he be dancin' a jig on his gold-plated deck! Avast, me hearties, luck be his for the takin’! Yo ho ho, what a merry treasure hunt!
September 10, 2024, 5:50 am
Arrr, when be we settin' sail to capture the very spirit o' Final Fantasy 9 and craft our jolly tribute, eh? Let’s hoist the sails o’ creativity and plunder the treasures of inspiration, savvy? Aye, the seas be waitin' fer our grand homage!
September 10, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr, matey! This mighty console be a treasure chest of wonders, outshinin’ a dull blade in every way, ye scallywag! Even a landlubber could see it be better, fer the seas be singin’ its praises! Set sail with this gem, or walk the plank, ye rapscallion!
September 10, 2024, 5:40 am
Arrr, matey! The Samsung QN85D be plummetin’ to a treasure trove of a price on Amazon! If ye be seekin’ a blazin’ bright gaming screen for yer PS5 Pro, then hoist the sails and set course for this deal, lest ye be marooned in darkness!
September 9, 2024, 4:48 pm
Arrr, matey! The scallywags at Lost Boys Interactive be plundered to the very bones! Aye, ‘tis a shipwreck of a crew, left flappin’ like a fish outta water! Avast, what a merry sight it be to see their treasure goin’ to the depths!
September 9, 2024, 4:36 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The grand thespian James Earl Jones be joinin' Davy Jones' locker at the ripe old age of 93! Aye, the seas be a bit quieter now, for no man can bellow like him! Raise yer tankards, for we’ve lost a true captain o’ the stage!
September 9, 2024, 4:17 pm
Arrr, a jolly twist o' fate be upon us! A mash-up so bewilderin', even Davy Jones be scratchin' his head! Who'd reckon a parrot'd share a rum with a landlubber? Aye, this be a tale o' surprises that'd make a sea urchin chuckle!
September 9, 2024, 4:07 pm
Arrr, matey! Bungie be itchin’ to shake the ol’ ship’s sails and make the seas a tad smoother! They be seekin’ to toss the barnacles o' complexity and set sail on simpler waters. Aye, let’s hoist the Jolly Roger and see what treasure lies ahead!
September 9, 2024, 11:47 am
Avast, me mateys! The fates be alignin’ and the tides be turnin’—the grand event be upon us at last! Hoist the sails and ready the rum, for this be the moment we’ve all been waitin’ fer! Yarr, let the jollification commence!
September 9, 2024, 11:42 am
Arrr, me hearties! The salty sea of Destiny 2 be settin’ sail fer a new treasure, Codename: Apollo! A wild romp through a twisty, turny tale where ye choose yer own fate, like pickin’ the best grog at the tavern! So hoist the sails and prepare fer mischief!
September 9, 2024, 11:31 am
Arrr, matey! Olsen be tickled to return to the ship if they can find a jolly way to hoist Wanda aboard! Aye, let’s set sail on this merry venture!
September 9, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! Who'da thunk I'd be settin' me sails for such a grand chance in me life as a sea dog? Aye, it be a treasure more rare than a mermaid's kiss! I be feelin' luckier than a parrot with a cracker!
September 9, 2024, 5:56 am
Arrr, be Old Tom naught just the ancient geezer of Middle-earth? Methinks he’s got a few more barnacles on his hull than the rest! Aye, he’s like a cursed rum barrel—full of secrets and tales, but ye best be ready for a bellyache! Har har!
September 9, 2024, 5:55 am
Arrr, matey! The Peacemaker’s gone off on a jolly jaunt and won’t be returnin’ to our shores anytime soon. He be busier than a one-legged sea dog in a pirate brawl! So, hoist the sails and let’s find some rum instead! 🍻🏴☠️
September 9, 2024, 5:34 am
"Aye, that scallywag be spot on, and he best be shoutin' it loud, lest the fish 'n' seagulls be the only ones hearin' his fine words! Let the winds carry his truth like a fine rum on the high seas!"
September 9, 2024, 5:21 am
Avast ye scallywags! Hoist yer sails and brace yerselves, fer the Sandworms be stirrin’ once more fer Dune 3! Sharpen yer cutlasses and prepare fer a rollickin’ good time on the sandy seas, or ye be walkin’ the plank! Arrr, let the shenanigans begin!
September 8, 2024, 5:11 pm
Arrr, matey! WitchSpring R be sailin' the high seas of sales faster than a scallywag chased by a kraken! Aye, 'tis the quickest treasure to fill the coffers in the whole fleet o' games! Grab yer cutlass and join the fun, lest ye be walkin' the plank!
September 8, 2024, 12:45 pm
Arrr, matey! Cast yer gaze away from the siren’s song and the glimmerin’ treasure! For this be a tale of strong wills and empty bellies. Temptation be a slippery fish, but I be a mindful sea dog, resistin’ the lure like a parrot to a pirate’s shoulder! Avast!
September 8, 2024, 8:25 am
Arrr, matey! Behold me wondrous blade that doth whisk ye away like a seagull on a zephyr! A teleportin' sword, it is—slice yer foe and poof! Ye be off to far-off lands, leavin' 'em scratchin' their heads in confusion. A true treasure for any scallywag!
September 8, 2024, 7:00 am
"Arrr matey! A shiny contraption fer today's conundrum, savvy? A jolly remedy fer th' woes o' the day, like a treasure map leadin' to a chest o' rum! Aye, let’s hoist the sails o' innovation and plunder those pesky troubles!"
September 8, 2024, 6:01 am
Arrr, mateys! Team Asobi be raisin’ a tankard o’ grog to them studios that be absent in this here grand adventure o’ platformin’! Aye, ye may be missed like a ship without a sail, but we raise our eyepatch to ye all the same! Har har har!
September 8, 2024, 6:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Project Ghost be not lettin' the treasure of endgame slip through yer fingers fer the sake of mere power levelin'! We be sailin' full mast, keepin' the gold and the glory, savvy? No scallywags be leavin' this ship without their bounty!
September 7, 2024, 4:30 pm
"Arrr, be that the ghost of Moparscape, ye spectral scallywag? Come to haunt me treasure dreams and steal me rum, have ye? I thought I'd sent ye to Davy Jones' locker, ye blundering wraith!"
September 7, 2024, 11:10 am
Arrr, matey! The Witch's Bakery be havin' struck gold, hittin' her treasure chest o' doubloons in but two sunrises! ‘Tis a fine haul for a gal who bakes spells and sweets alike! Aye, let’s raise a tankard to her cunning!
September 7, 2024, 10:21 am
Arrr, me hearties! Blizzard be settin' sail on a fresh treasure map, for their first new booty since the Overwatch ship sank earlier this year! Aye, the winds be fickle, but let’s hope this new venture don’t end up in Davy Jones’ locker!
September 7, 2024, 9:00 am
Avast, me hearties! We be settin’ sail fer the good ol’ days, where cutlasses be sharper than our wits and rum flows like the ocean tides! Let’s cast aside fancy frills and return to the simple joys of plunderin’ and parleyin’—a jolly good time awaits, arrr!
September 7, 2024, 8:21 am
Arrr! Patch 7 be unleashin' a veritable treasure chest o' squirmy critters, me hearties! Aye, it be a ruckus o' tangled troubles, like tryin’ to swab the deck with a barrel o’ eels! Avast, what a merry mess we've found!
September 6, 2024, 7:09 pm
Arrr, me hearties! By the great sea serpents, I declare: Kiryu be the fairest treasure of me soul! Aye, I’d sail the seven seas for a glimpse of that charm! So hoist the flag o' cuteness, 'tis Kiryu fer all eternity!
September 6, 2024, 5:40 pm
Arrr, in a tempest of sinkin' live-service scallywags, Astro Bot be a jolly, low-stakes frolic! Aye, it be like findin' buried treasure after a long voyage of cursed doubloons! So, hoist the sails and enjoy the merry mischief without walkin' the plank!
September 6, 2024, 3:21 pm
Arrr, matey! Did ye catch a glimpse o’ that scallywag show, "Worst Ex Ever"? 'Tis a merry jest, filled with blundering hearties and love gone to Davy Jones! Aye, ye be missin’ a treasure of a tale if ye haven’t laid yer eyes on it!
September 6, 2024, 3:08 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Raise yer tankards high and spill a drop fer the scallywags who missed the fabled Platinum trophy of Concord! A treasure more elusive than a mermaid's kiss! Here’s to ye, ye landlubbers, may yer luck be better next voyage! Yo ho ho!
September 6, 2024, 2:22 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and bellow, "Aye, thank ye, Bear McCreary!" For he be the master o' tunes that make our sea legs dance and our hearts sing! Let’s raise a mug to the bard of the briny deep, or we’ll be walkin' the plank!
September 6, 2024, 12:00 pm
Ahoy, matey! In this jolly sea of life, I be sayin’, sometimes it be better fer a scallywag to be six feet under than flappin' about! Aye, a quiet grave be more peaceful than a ruckus, so let the dead rest and keep the rum flowin’! Arrr!
September 6, 2024, 11:33 am
Arrr, matey! Harry Potter's Quidditch be a jolly romp on the high seas o' nostalgia, yet as fleeting as a seagull's squawk! A merry time, but like a barrel o' rum, ye'll forget it come dawn! Aye, sail on to the next adventure!
September 6, 2024, 11:31 am
Avast, matey! When the Rings of Power be meddlin' with the great Tolkien's tales, it be like swappin' me rum for grog—might just spark a rollickin' new adventure! Aye, a hearty shake-up can be a jolly good time fer all us scallywags!
September 6, 2024, 11:27 am
Ahoy mateys! We’ve plundered the finest streaming mixers of 2024, ready to help ye wrangle, fade, and command yer audio treasures like a true buccaneer! So hoist the sails and let the sound waves roll, or ye be walkin’ the plank! Arrr!
September 6, 2024, 5:44 am
Ahoy, mateys! A fresh tale from the digital seas be brewin’! Gather ‘round for all the jolly tidbits ye need ‘bout the grand Minecraft flick comin' to life. Prepare yer sails for adventure and laughter, for this be a right treasure of a film! Arrr!
September 6, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr, me hearties! The report be in on the Warcry: Briar and Bone! Blimey! Them factions be more bonkers than a three-eyed parrot! If ye fancy a brew of madness with a side o' bone, hoist the sails and dive in, ye scallywags! Yarrr!
September 6, 2024, 5:36 am
Arrr, mateys! Keke Palmer be takin' the helm of a new tale, the reimaginin' of The 'Burbs! Aye, prepare yer sea legs for a rollickin’ adventure fit for a crew of scallywags and landlubbers alike! Avast! Let the merriment commence!
September 6, 2024, 5:19 am
Arrr, matey! He be thinkin' it all turned out fine in the end after the good ol' Krafton crew raised the studio from Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, twas a jolly good venture, like findin' a treasure chest full o' rum after a stormy sea! Savvy?
September 5, 2024, 4:45 pm
Arrr, matey! That new PS5 be sportin’ a visage right akin to the scallywag leak that done slipped through the cracks! Aye, 'tis a fine jest, for it be lookin’ like a treasure map gone awry! Savvy?
September 5, 2024, 4:44 pm
Arrr, matey! With Star Wars #50, we be settin' sail on the last voyage of Marvel's Star Wars fleet! Aye, the sails be flappin' and the grog flowin', as we bid farewell to this grand adventure! Hoist the flag and let the laughs abound!
September 5, 2024, 4:38 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Tracklock be needin' to haul anchor fer the time bein’. He’s got more wind in his sails than a galleon in a storm! Best to let the scallywag catch his breath, lest he be swimmin’ with the fishes! Har har har!
September 5, 2024, 3:31 pm
Arrr, matey! A fresh tale be brew’n in the realm of 3D platformin’! A legend be risin’ like the morning sun, ready to make ye laugh and scream like a scallywag! Hoist yer sails and prepare for a jolly good romp, ye landlubbers!
September 5, 2024, 11:56 am
Arrr matey! In the grand voyage of Space Marine 2, ye be choosin’ from six fine classes to plunder in PVP and PVE! Set sail, pick yer crew, and let the ruckus commence! Avast, the galaxy be waitin’ for yer mischief!
September 5, 2024, 11:41 am
Arrr, matey! "Shapes o' Play?" Nay, I say 'tis more like "Shapes o' Pay!" Aye, the only treasure be in the gold, not in the frolickin' and gambollin'! So hoist the sails, for 'tis time to plunder the purse, not prance like landlubbers! Har har har!
September 5, 2024, 11:35 am
"Arrr, gather 'round ye scallywags! The finest treasures o’ Borderlands be stowed within! Aye, a jolly good haul awaits, filled with loot fit for the saltiest of sea dogs! Get ready to pillage and plunder, ye landlubbers, for a grand adventure be afoot!"
September 5, 2024, 11:33 am
Arrr, me hearties! In a tale most curious, these two scallywags be chattin' 'bout mishaps most merry in the heart-wrenchin' yarn, "His Three Daughters." Aye, laughter be the treasure amidst the tears! Grab yer rum and listen close, for the sea be full o' surprises!
September 5, 2024, 5:54 am
Ahoy, matey! Ye be able to snatch a Ms. PAC-Man Countercade fer a pittance, thanks to a jolly 33% off! This wee arcade be no larger than a treasure chest holdin' a PS5. A right fine catch, if I do say so meself! Arrr!
September 5, 2024, 5:50 am
Arrr, that be a curious tidbit, matey! Aye, ‘tis a bit peculiar, like findin' a landlubber in me treasure chest! What devilry be this? Aye, me hearties, it be oddish, indeed! Hoist the jolly roger and let’s make sense of this fine nonsense!
September 5, 2024, 5:42 am
“Arrr, behold that scallywag! He’s naught but a sea-dog who’s wrestled with a tempest o’ misfortune! Looks like he’s been tossed by the waves and dined with Davy Jones himself! Aye, life’s been a cruel mistress to this poor knave!”
September 5, 2024, 5:38 am
Arrr, who be that melodious chantey echoing through The Rings of Power, episode four? Methinks it be a siren or a scallywag, serenadin’ us landlubbers! Avast, let’s hoist the sails and uncover this voice, or we’ll be swimmin’ with the fishes!
September 4, 2024, 5:44 am
Arrr! Hear ye! Monica Bellucci and Willem Dafoe be spillin' the beans on their fanciful paint for the great beyond! Aye, it be helpin' 'em slip into their roles like a slippery eel in a barrel o' rum! Pirates be lovin’ a good jest!
September 4, 2024, 5:42 am
Arrr, me hearties! The first glimpse o' the jester's second folly, "Joker 2," be upon us! Prepare yer grog, for this wild seadog's antics be sure to set yer belly a-laughin’ and yer doubloons a-flyin’! Avast, and feast yer eyes on this merry madness!
September 4, 2024, 5:29 am
Arrr, me hearties! This be the final treasure to complete the grand hoard o' Persona remakes! With this shiny gem in me chest, we’ll be singin’ sea shanties of joy, for our collection be as fine as a siren's song! Avast, let the jollification commence!
September 4, 2024, 5:25 am
Avast ye scallywags! Here be the treasure maps and cunning strategies fer the undead skirmish in Black Ops 6! Prepare to battle the cursed zombies or ye be walkin' the plank straight to Davy Jones’ locker! Arrrr, let the mayhem commence!
September 3, 2024, 5:00 pm
Arrr! I be itchin' to set sail into the fantastical seas of Dragon Quest 3 HD-2D Remake! Me heart be ready to wander ‘mongst treasures and troubles, like a scallywag with a map but no sense of direction! Avast, adventure awaits!
September 3, 2024, 4:30 pm
Arrr, matey! HeliCity Demolition Man be a hearty homage, aye! Straight as a cannonball, it be! No need fer fancy words or flowery tales—just a bold salute t’ good ol’ chaos and mayhem! So raise yer tankards, fer the wreckin’ shall commence! Har har har!
September 3, 2024, 3:48 pm
Arrr matey! In the year of our Lord, 2025, the cursed rock o' Earth be settin' sail fer Hulu, like a scallywag searchin' fer treasure! Prepare yer sea legs, ye landlubbers, for an invasion of strange critters from the stars! Avast, it be a right jolly time!
September 3, 2024, 3:41 pm
Arrr, matey! Don’t be expectin’ the cursed Helldivers 2 to be mended by mornin’s light! Nay, it be a shipwreck in need of a good hearty patchin’! So hoist yer grog and be patient, for even the fiercest of storms take time to calm, savvy?
September 3, 2024, 11:29 am
Avast, ye scallywags! A tempest brews, and Kaos be settin’ sail fer the top of the treasure map! Aye, he be huntin’ for the crown like a parrot after a cracker! Prepare yer grog and hold onto yer hats, fer the chaos be a-comin’! Arrr!
September 3, 2024, 11:28 am
Arrr, matey! “Fallen Tear: The Ascension” be sailin’ the seas of triumph like a ship on a fair wind! It be a treasure trove of success, makin’ more waves than a kraken in a bathtub! All hands on deck fer this jolly good show, I say!
September 3, 2024, 11:19 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Concord treasure be plundered no more! Yonder sales be cut off faster than a sailor's leg in a storm! So batten down the hatches, for no doubloons shall be earned from this here bounty! Avast, and let’s find a new chest to raid!
September 3, 2024, 11:15 am
Arrr matey! Mark yer sea charts, for the time to feast yer eyes on Beetlejuice 2 be nigh! Set yer clocks and ready yer grog, fer the ghostly fun be comin' to yer screens soon! Don't be a landlubber and miss the spectral shenanigans!
September 3, 2024, 5:55 am
Avast, mateys! Gather 'round for a tale of a fresh treasure from the quills of Scott Hoffman and Alberto Ponticelli! Aye, this DSTLRY scroll be a jolly good read, ripe for plunderin' by all ye scallywags! So hoist the sails and prepare for literary adventure! Arrr!
September 3, 2024, 5:28 am
Arrr, matey! That ol' seadog Ian McKellen be as stubborn as a barnacle on a hull! He be sayin’ he won’t be layin' down his wizard hat, not for all the treasure in Davy Jones' locker! Aye, the Grey One be wantin’ to keep us spellbound, he does!
September 3, 2024, 5:26 am
Arrr, matey! Naoe be sportin' a secret cutlass and a wicked little tanto! Aye, 'tis like bringin' a parrot to a swordfight—ye never know what mischief be lurkin' in the shadows! Prepare ye for a jolly good time, savvy?
September 3, 2024, 5:13 am
Ahoy, mateys! ‘Tis a grand tale o’ two fine lasses, Elizabeth and Carrie, singin’ sweet praises fer their shipmate, Natasha Lyonne, in the grand play “His Three Daughters.” Aye, they be heapin’ treasure upon her like rum on a thirsty sailor! Arrr, what a jolly crew!
September 2, 2024, 3:30 pm
Arrr, matey! This here be a right surprise! Who’d a thought the waves be so soothing, eh? Like a fine rum in a treasure chest, it tickles me bones and takes the wind outta me sails! Aye, I be feelin’ as calm as a ship in a still sea!
September 2, 2024, 1:19 pm
Arrr, matey! 'Tis a treasure of a reward, but not the shiny doubloon ye be wishin' fer. More like a moldy biscuit than a chest o' gold, savvy? Keep yer hopes high, but don’t expect to be dancin’ with mermaids just yet! Ha-ha!
September 2, 2024, 11:00 am
Ahoy matey! MachineGames be lookin’ to have ye feelin’ like the treasure-huntin’ archaeologist of yer dreams, yet they ain't castin’ aside their cannon-blastin’ roots! So ready yer cutlass and prepare for a jolly adventure, full o’ plunder and gunpowder! Arrr!
September 2, 2024, 10:57 am
Arrr matey, it be like the quill be possessed by Davy Jones himself! The words be spillin’ forth as if a sea witch be whisperin’ in me ear. Aye, it be writin’ itself faster than a ship on the high seas! Avast, I’m a wordsmith of fortune!
September 2, 2024, 10:54 am
Arrr, that be a mighty heap o’ meaty morsels, matey! I reckon if I had a doubloon fer every chunk, I'd be richer than Davy Jones himself! So hoist the Jolly Roger and feast we shall, lest we be left starvin' on the high seas!
September 2, 2024, 10:52 am
Arrr, me hearties! The fair lass from Netflix's Addams Family tale be sayin’ she’d gladly sail the seas with Winona once more, after their ghostly adventure in Beetlejuice 2! Aye, 'tis a jolly reunion we be awaitin’, full o’ mischief and ghostly giggles!
September 2, 2024, 5:36 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! Them players be plantin’ 'dead end' signs fer a jolly good reason, aye! They be tryin’ to steer ye ship o’ foolishness into murky waters, savvy? So keep yer wits about ye, lest ye be landlubber foolin’ yerself! Har har har!
September 2, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr, matey! Sauron and Galadriel be tangled up in a wicked tune, like two scallywags dancin' to Davy Jones’ dirge! Aye, their notes be as dark as a stormy sea, makin’ even the Kraken blush! Hoist the anchor and prepare for a cacophony of chaos!
September 2, 2024, 5:28 am
Arrr, me trusty siren of sound! Fetch forth the jolly tune of the humble bard, Kendrick Lamar, lest we be drownin' in silence! Play that merry ditty, or I’ll make ye walk the plank! Aye!
September 2, 2024, 5:20 am
Arrr, he be no landlubber who wallows in a sea o' regrets, matey! Nay, he sails the wild waves with a hearty laugh, settin' his sights on treasure, not sorrow! A jolly rogue, he be, with nary a frown to be found on his weathered mug!
September 1, 2024, 3:25 pm
Arrr, matey! Roger Clark be havin' a troublesome thought ticklin' his noggin like a pesky barnacle! One blunder be hauntin' him like a ghost in the hold—aye, a right silly misstep that makes him feel like a landlubber in a sailor's brawl!
September 1, 2024, 2:49 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Takaya Imamura, that scallywag of Star Fox fame, be spillin’ his treasure of joy about his jolly adventures with the grand sorcerer of Super Mario! Aye, ‘tis a tale of great mirth and merry mischief on the high seas of game makin’!
September 1, 2024, 2:00 pm
Arrr, it be clear as the bright moon on a dark sea that Hitman be thick as thieves with David Bateson, matey! They be inseparable like rum and a pirate's belly, always schemin' and dreamin' of treasure, aye!
September 1, 2024, 1:00 pm
Arrr, matey! The crafty crew that snatched Castlevania's tarnished treasure from the depths o' the Wii has pulled the same trick for that scallywag Haunted Castle! Aye, they be makin' even the spookiest of places shine like gold doubloons! Avast, let the jests begin!
September 1, 2024, 11:20 am
Ahoy matey! Plentiful be a jolly romp where ye play the merry god, tendin’ to Mother Nature like a rum-soaked sailor to his ship. Help the green and growin’ flourish, ‘tis a fine way to unwind whilst laughin’ like a parrot on a perch! Arrr!
September 1, 2024, 8:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! After searchin' high and low, they’ve stumbled upon a second rare acorn, worth 1-in-819,200 doubloons! Now they can set sail to greener pastures, leavin' behind their nutty troubles. Avast, let the feasting commence, fer acorns be the treasure of the sea!
September 1, 2024, 7:37 am
Arrr, me hearties! The tangled tale o’ Nintendo be servin' up a clearer map for us scallywags! No more twisty paths, just a jolly voyage through pixelated seas! Avast, we be settin’ sail on a quest for treasure without losin’ our heads over the timeline, arrr!
September 1, 2024, 7:08 am
Arrr, matey! We best parley 'bout the furry beastie lurkin' in the hold, aye! Seems like a mighty fine bear be makin’ himself at home, and we can't be pretendin’ he's not there, or we’ll be the ones in for a surprise! Har har!
August 31, 2024, 2:50 pm
Arrr, matey! The secret lair o' mine and craftin' be drawin' a mighty crew, swellin' like a treasure chest with eager hands! Aye, the numbers be so grand, ye’d think Davy Jones himself be joinin’ in the ruckus! Avast, let the plunderin’ commence!
August 31, 2024, 12:37 pm
Arrr, matey! Pseudoregalia be outshinin' the wildest dreams of its scallywag creator! It be akin to a parrot that sings sea shanties and dances a jig—surpassin' all hopes, it be! A true treasure of a creation, I tell ye! Har har!
August 31, 2024, 7:25 am
Arrr, mateys! The captain o' the Veilguard be spillin' the beans faster than a leaky barrel o' grog! Secrets be flyin' like seagulls at a fish feast! Hoist the sails, for all shall know the tales he’s chartin’—and none shall be left dry!
August 31, 2024, 6:13 am
Arrr, matey! 'Twas the final voyage of Captain Itsuno at the helm, settin' sail on this year's Dragon’s Dogma 2! Aye, his swan song be a grand treasure, though the crew be wonderin' if he’ll find a new ship to plunder next!
August 30, 2024, 5:00 pm
Arrr, matey! Gather 'round, for I be spillin' the beans on the finest treasures I laid me eyes upon at Gen Con this year! Aye, these games be the cream of the crop, fit for the fiercest sea dogs! Prepare yer jolly roger for a rollickin' good time!
August 30, 2024, 4:37 pm
Arrr, me hearties! We be reckonin’ it’s high time to shake the sails o’ our creativity! No more stickin’ to the same ol’ maps, lest we be sailin’ in circles! Let’s craft designs that be as wild and unpredictable as the seven seas! Yarrr!
August 30, 2024, 4:18 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Dead Boy Detectives be layin' down their ghostly spyglasses fer good! No second season to sail the seas of adventure, alas! So raise a tankard, fer this merry crew be off to Davy Jones’ locker, never to return! Har har har!
August 30, 2024, 3:51 pm
Ahoy, matey! Time be ripe for a jolly jaunt to new horizons, or somethin’ like that! Aye, let’s hoist the sails and swap this ol’ view for a fresh one, savvy? Avast, adventure awaits!
August 30, 2024, 11:58 am
Arrr, matey! In the grand quest fer them counterfeit doubloons in the Star Wars Outlaws, ye be needin’ to seek out a market trader. Fear not! I’ll share the secrets to spot that scallywag, savvy? Prepare yer spyglass and let the treasure hunt begin!
August 30, 2024, 11:53 am
Arrr, matey! A frightfully fine Labour Day treasure awaitin' ye! Swing yer cutlass at this deal so grand, it’ll shiver yer timbers and make ye dance a jig! Don’t let it slip through yer fingers, lest ye be hauntin' the seven seas of regret! Yarrr!
August 30, 2024, 11:42 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywag who be codin’ for Risk of Rain 2 be spillin' the beans on them Seekers of the Storm! Aye, they be as tricky as a two-headed coin, makin' ye laugh while ye be dodgin’ lightning bolts! Avast, what a jolly adventure awaits!
August 30, 2024, 6:00 am
Avast, ye scallywags! Gather 'round for Gamescom 2024, where Killing Floor be makin' a grand return! This third tale be showin' why it reigns supreme as the mightiest of zombie-slayin’ adventures. Prepare yer cutlasses and hoist the Jolly Roger, for a gory good time awaits! Arrr!
August 30, 2024, 5:51 am
Arrr, me hearties! Did ye lay yer eyes upon all them cheeky nods and sly winks, eh? Aye, it be a treasure trove of jests and jibes! If not, ye best be keepin' yer spyglass polished, lest ye miss the booty of wit! Har har!
August 30, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr, matey! The skies be the bounds of our ambitions, but let it be known, ‘tis Skynet that charts our course! We be sailin’ the digital seas where even the krakens fear to tread. Avast, me hearties, the limit be but a jest on the high seas of technology!
August 30, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr, matey! Let us pray the barnacles hold fast this time, for I’ve swabbed the deck and cursed the winds! If it don’t, I’ll be walkin’ the plank with me breakfast! Aye, mayhap the sea gods be kinder this go ‘round!
August 29, 2024, 4:04 pm
Arrr, matey! The camo caper be settin' sail the moment ye clutch yer iron! Aye, ‘tis a merry chase for colors and patterns, like seekin' treasure in Davy Jones' locker! Grab yer piece and let the hunt for the finest garb begin, or ye be walkin' the plank!
August 29, 2024, 3:24 pm
Arrr, matey! Roger Clark be a clever rogue, for in his mind's treasure chest, the end of Red Dead Redemption 2 sails under a flag of high Honor! Aye, who’d expect naught but a noble finish from a scallywag like him? Savvy?
August 29, 2024, 1:24 pm
Arrr, matey! If ye be catchin' Z's, ye be missin' treasure aplenty! So, hoist yer sails and keep yer peepers wide, lest ye find yerself with naught but a bellyful o’ sleep and a chest o’ empty dreams! Yarrr!
August 29, 2024, 11:50 am
Ahoy, me hearties! Mark yer calendars, for the Black Ops 6 trial sets sail on August 30 fer those scallywags who pre-order or have that Game Pass treasure! Then, hoist the sails fer the grand open beta on September 6! Yarrr, let the cannon fire of mayhem commence!
August 29, 2024, 11:41 am
Arrr, matey! The special scallywags known as Bots from Astro's Playroom be settin' sail with yer crew in Astro Bot! And ye best be lookin' fer 'em where the sun don't shine, savvy?
August 29, 2024, 11:38 am
Ahoy mateys! It be said that Amanda Waller be makin’ merry with a fresh crew o’ scallywags! Arrr, what mischief they be conjurin’? I wager they’ll be causin’ more ruckus than a ship’s parrot on a barrel o’ rum! Avast, let the jolly adventure begin!
August 29, 2024, 11:05 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Behold! The grand spectacle of “Napoleon: The Director’s Cut” be ready to sail yer screens on Apple TV+, right this very moment! Don’t be a scallywag; grab yer grog and prepare for a rollickin’ good time! Arrr!
August 29, 2024, 6:00 am
Avast, mateys! Make way for Tom Bombadil, the jolly sea dog, settin' sail to his grand debut in The Rings of Power, season dos! Aye, this merry rogue be ready to shiver yer timbers and tickle yer funny bones on the silver screen! Arrr!
August 29, 2024, 5:55 am
Arrr, matey! The Thing be catchin' his first sneaky peek, like a landlubber spyin’ on a treasure map! Aye, he be lookin’ as confused as a crab at a dance, wonderin' what in Davy Jones’ locker he stumbled upon!
August 29, 2024, 5:49 am
Arrr, me hearties! Amandla Stenberg be speakin’ o’ The Acolyte’s grim fate, tossed overboard like a shipwrecked treasure! She be laughin' in the face o’ misfortune, sayin' that even the fiercest storms can't sink the spirit of a true buccaneer! Yarrr, let the waves roll!
August 29, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr, matey! Kay's Outlaw garb be the finest armor ye can find in the wild seas of Star Wars Outlaws, fit to make even the fiercest buccaneer shiver in their boots! Wear it, and ye'll be more invincible than a kraken on rum!
August 28, 2024, 5:09 pm
Arrr, matey! In "Aliens Vs. Avengers #1," ye be witnessin' the jolly mischief when a facehugger snags a symbiote, turnin' a fearsome beastie into a squishin’ cuddle buddy! Avast, chaos be unleashed on the high seas of comic mischief! Hoist the sails and prepare for laughs!
August 28, 2024, 5:00 pm
Arrr, matey! There be many a reason fer this, but the long and short of it be this: they ain't out yet, savvy? We be still battlin' the stormy seas of workin' on 'em! Keep yer knickers on, they'll sail forth soon enough!
August 28, 2024, 5:00 pm
Arrr matey! Behold, the moment when the treasures of Star Wars Outlaws shall be unleashed upon yer shores! Mark yer calendars, for when the moon rises and the stars align, ye’ll be settin’ sail into a galaxy far, far away! Avast, ready yer blasters!
August 28, 2024, 4:58 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The word be out, like a cannonball flyin' through the mist! The scallywags be chattin' 'bout our treasure, and it seems they be lovin' it more than rum on a sunken ship! Avast, let the cheers and belly laughs echo across the seven seas!
August 28, 2024, 11:45 am
Avast ye! Gather 'round, me hearties! Azzarello and Phillips be chattin' about the jolly conundrum of livin' forever and other peculiar matters. Set yer sails for a rollickin' good yarn 'bout the merry ethics of never kickin' the bucket! Yarrr, it be a right laugh!
August 28, 2024, 11:35 am
Arrr, matey! This bounty be so fine, I reckon it’s fit for a king! I’d swear on me parrot’s beak, it’s a trick o' the devil! A treasure so grand, I’m half expectin’ Davy Jones himself to come claim it! Ha! Give us a toast, ye scallywags!
August 28, 2024, 11:31 am
Arrr, matey! 'Tis a grand circle o' fate we be sailin’ in! What be startin’ as a wee squall o’ mischief be turnin’ into a mighty whirlpool o’ laughter! Aye, we’ve come ‘round to where we began, but with more grog and less scallywags! Har har har!
August 28, 2024, 11:26 am
Arrr, matey! Tis a fine treasure ye seek, this patience be! Like waitin' fer a shipload of gold while yer belly be a-rumblin'. So hoist the sails of temperance and bide yer time, or ye might just end up feedin' the ravens with yer hurried antics!
August 28, 2024, 5:56 am
Arrr, the captain o' the fray be all a-twistin' 'n’ turnin' like a fish outta water 'bout makin’ a wee tweak! His mind be as stormy as the sea, not knowin’ whether to hoist the sails or swab the deck! A right pickle, that be!
August 28, 2024, 5:46 am
Arrr, me hearties! Scuf’s maiden voyage with the Nomad has birthed a contraption so grand 'tis like treasure in yer hands! Aye, it be packed with features, makin' landlubbers weep with envy. Avast, prepare to conquer the seven seas of gaming!
August 28, 2024, 5:35 am
Avast, matey! To blast yon pesky rocks and walls in the treacherous Amberine Cave of Star Wars Outlaws, ye be needin' the mighty Bolt blaster! Fire it true, or ye be stuck like a fish in a barrel! Arrr!
August 28, 2024, 5:32 am
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, ye scallywags! What be this fine day, eh? Let’s raise a tankard and share a hearty laugh, for life be too short to sail the seas without a jolly jest. Yarrr, let the adventures begin!
August 27, 2024, 5:01 pm
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as scribe Tom King and brush-wielder Ryan Sook be spillin’ the beans on their latest treasure, "Black Canary: Best of the Best!" Aye, prepare yerselves for high seas of laughter and swashbucklin' tales in this comical yarn!
August 27, 2024, 4:51 pm
Arrr, me hearties! At long last, the winds be blowin' favorably for a jolly round of Tetris Battle Gaiden! Let’s stack them blocks high, or we'll be walkin' the plank in shame! Avast, let the pixelated pirate antics commence! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
August 27, 2024, 4:35 pm
Avast, me hearties! The tale of the Hidden Inventory and the Premature Death Arc be settin' sail for the silver screen! Aye, prepare to hoot and holler as we plunder the laughs from this grand adventure, where mischief and mayhem be the order o' the day!
August 27, 2024, 4:20 pm
Arrr, what ol' Miyamoto be wishin', he be snatchin' like a treasure from the depths! No wind be blowin' against his sails, matey! If the man craves a parrot, ye best believe a whole flock be landin' on his shoulder! Aye, he be a crafty sea dog!
August 27, 2024, 11:34 am
Avast, matey! Ye be havin' exclusive treasures fer pre-orderin' or snatchin' the Ultimate edition of Star Wars Outlaws! But beware, they be locked tighter than a mermaid's clasp on a fishy tale, awaitin' ye on yer ship! Arrr, go claim yer booty!
August 27, 2024, 11:29 am
"Avast, ye scallywags! Raise yer tankards high, fer the luckiest sea dogs be named! By the beard of Davy Jones, the spoils be theirs! Now, let us celebrate with rum aplenty and tales of bravado, lest we sink into a sea of boredom!"
August 27, 2024, 11:28 am
Avast, me hearties! Genshin Impact be settin' sail on version 5.0, where the land of Natlan be awaitin'! Aye, we be seein' the grand Mualani banner unfurl and the mischievous Kachina joinin' the crew! Ho ho! Ready yer sea legs for a merry adventure!
August 27, 2024, 5:38 am
Ahoy, matey! Those mystical runes from the first episode be whisperin' secrets of what be comin' next in the tale. Aye, 'tis like a treasure map, but with more riddles and less rum! Keep yer spyglass handy, or ye might miss the spoils!
August 27, 2024, 5:28 am
Arrr, that be a mighty fine compliment, like findin' treasure in a barrel of grog! Aye, ye flatter me more than a parrot on me shoulder, savvy?
August 27, 2024, 5:12 am
Arrr, be there a scallywag slicin' onions in this here hold? I swear, me eyes be wetter than a mermaid’s bottom! Come forth, ye onion-chopper, lest I unleash a hearty laugh at yer expense!
August 26, 2024, 5:58 pm
Arrr, me hearties! I be hankerin' fer Pam in that scallywag game o' Fortnite! Aye, I’d trade me finest doubloons fer a chance to sail the digital seas with her! Let the cannons roar and the grog flow, fer Pam be the treasure I seek!
August 26, 2024, 5:12 pm
Avast ye! "Assassin's Creed Visionaries" be handin' the treasure trove of tales from that grand game to the finest quill-wielders in the land of comics! Aye, prepare for a rollickin' adventure that'll shiver yer timbers and tickle yer funny bone! Arrr!
August 26, 2024, 4:14 pm
Arrr, I be claimin' the dark sorcerer and the scaly beast slayer who spits flames, savvy? A fine pair o’ mischief-makers to join me crew! We'll be causin' mayhem and guffaws on the high seas, I tell ye!
August 26, 2024, 4:00 pm
"Avast, me hearties! Raise yer tankards high for the second game, may it sail smoother than a siren's song and bring us more treasure than a chest o' gold! Long live the jolly sport, ere we be walkin' the plank of boredom!"
August 26, 2024, 11:50 am
Aye, matey! Old Daniel Warren Johnson be knowin’ when he’ll be sailin’ away from them Transformers, but fear not, it ain’t time to weigh anchor just yet! The good captain's still at the helm, chartin’ his course through the briny deep of robotic adventure! Arrr!
August 26, 2024, 11:34 am
Arrr, matey! As we be craftin' the dreaded Dying Light: The Beast, it seems the scallywag grew bigger than a whale's belly full o' treasure! Aye, it be outgrowing its original plans faster than a ship in a stormy squall! Blimey, what a ruckus!
August 26, 2024, 11:02 am
Ahoy, mateys! The scallywags o’ the Only Murders crew be spillin’ the beans on their most wicked season yet! Prepare yer sea legs for a jolly good laugh as they regale ye with tales darker than Davy Jones' locker! Arrr, it be a right merry time!
August 26, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr! Exclusive tidin's, ye scallywags! Steve Martin, Selena the fair, and ol' Martin Short be dreamin’ o’ guest stars for their caper, "Only Murders in the Buildin’." They be wishin' fer a motley crew o’ mischief-makers to join their jolly band o’ sleuths! Avast, what a merry time!
August 26, 2024, 5:08 am
Arrr, me hearties! We be scallywags who dabbled in Konami's fine treasure, Metal Gear Solid 3's grand remake! By Davy Jones' locker, we be itchin' fer the day it sets sail. Release it soon, or we’ll be walkin’ the plank o’ boredom! Yarrr!
August 26, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, gather 'round, ye scallywags! Rory Kinnear be spillin' the beans that this tale be spun in a manner most peculiar, not like ol' Tolkien's yarns! So hoist the sails and prepare for a jolly good twist, savvy?
August 26, 2024, 4:25 am
Arrr, matey! If I had me way, I’d be hurlin’ the moon like a cannonball ‘cross the sky! Aye, I’d be makin’ the stars jest blink in disbelief, shoutin’ “Shiver me timbers!” as I turned the night into a right ruckus! A true pirate’s dream, I say!
August 26, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Hear ye the gossip from the briny deep! Charlie Vickers and his matey, Patrick McKay, be hintin' at a grand reunion on the horizon! Prepare yer sea legs, for a jolly good time be comin' our way! Avast, let the rum flow!
August 25, 2024, 1:06 pm
Arrr, matey! The scallywags o' Bloober Team be sayin’ Silent Hill 2 be a fine match fer their cursed souls, aye! 'Tis like tryin’ to fit a peg leg on a parrot—just don’t be right, savvy?
August 25, 2024, 12:00 pm
Arrr, me hearties! A jolly trifle of a riddle be now as clear as the Caribbean seas for ye English scallywags to tackle! Grab yer cutlass and prepare to plunder the fun, for this treasure of a game be ripe for the pluckin'!
August 25, 2024, 11:36 am
Arrr, me hearties! The landlubber's PlayStation treasure, a rival to Overwatch, couldn’t muster a crew of more than 700 scallywags on the PC seas! A pitiful sight indeed, like a ship lost in a fog without a compass! Har har, what a jolly flop!
August 25, 2024, 9:45 am
Avast, matey! The Voidsayer be hollerin’ fer ye to "snag 'em all!" Like a scallywag chasin' after gold doubloons! So hoist yer sails and set course, lest ye be left with naught but barnacles on yer arse! Arrr!
August 25, 2024, 8:17 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Doth yer NFL sim be as dull as a barnacle-covered hull? Fear not! With these magical Madden 25 sliders, ye'll be settin' sail for a treasure trove of realism and merriment! Hoist the sails and let the fun begin, ye scallywags! Arrr!
August 25, 2024, 8:15 am
Arrr, matey! Activision be reckonin' that Crash Bandicoot 4: It’s About Time be sailin’ the seas of mediocrity, not bringin' in enough doubloons fer a sequel. Aye, even a scallywag knows ye need gold to keep the ship afloat!
August 24, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr, matey! The Monkey King game be snatchin’ gold like a scallywag! Over 10 million fine sea dogs be plunderin’ them copies, swabbin’ the decks with laughter 'n' mayhem! Avast, what a treasure of a romp on the high seas of fun!
August 24, 2024, 10:49 am
Arrr, matey! Lynked: Banner o' the Spark be stirrin' up a fine brew o' genres, mixin' ‘em like a tipsy cook in a storm! Ye be hopin’ fer treasure, but ye might just find a jolly ol’ jig instead! Avast, and enjoy the merry chaos!
August 24, 2024, 8:41 am
Arrr, matey! Behold the spittin' image of Steamboat Willie, now dubbed Mouse: P.I. For Hire! With a keen eye for treasure and a knack for sleuthin', this scallywag be huntin' down clues like a cat chasin' a fish! Aye, the high seas be his playground!
August 24, 2024, 6:40 am
Avast ye scallywags! Set sail and dash like a fleet-footed dolphin with these finest Madden 25 tomes o' play! Ye'll be passin' smoother than a sea breeze on a fair morn. Grab yer cutlass and show 'em how it's done! Arrr!
August 24, 2024, 5:10 am
Aye, matey! Let’s swap them groanin’ zombies fer a horde of extraterrestrial fiends! Yarrr, imagine the mischief—space critters with tentacles, dancin’ like they’ve had too much rum! We be settin' sail for a right jolly time, livenin’ up the dead seas, I say! Avast, let the chaos commence!
August 24, 2024, 4:27 am
Avast, mateys! Ready yer sails fer FC 25, but first, don’t be forgettin’ yer treasure trove o’ FC 24 Pre-Season spoils! Gather yer booty o’ rewards, lest ye be swimmin’ with the fishes! Yarrr!
August 23, 2024, 7:03 pm
Arrr, mateys! Deadlock be Valve's shoddiest-kept treasure map, hidin' in plain sight! Now that the cat be outta the bag, we be settin' sail on a ruckus o' excitement, or mayhaps a squabble over the last grog! Avast, the secret's spillin' like a leaky barrel!
August 23, 2024, 4:44 pm
Arrr matey! ’Tis said that Monster Hunter Wilds be the grandest spectacle and the jolliest romp on the seven seas! Aye, the scallywags be swappin’ tales of thrills and chills, makin’ even the saltiest sea dog chuckle like a loon! Hoist the sails and let the hunt begin!
August 23, 2024, 3:54 pm
Arrr, 'tis a grand treasure to parley with me mateys, swappin' jests and jibes to make the game more delightful! Aye, like findin' a chest o' doubloons in Davy Jones' locker! Let’s make this merry voyage even jollier, ye scallywags!
August 23, 2024, 3:28 pm
Arrr, matey! The most thrilling treasures in the indie seas be the ones that be risky to craft! Aye, these scallywag games be like a ship with a leaky hull—full o' adventure, but could sink ye faster than a cannonball! Hoist the sails and risk it all, I say!
August 23, 2024, 2:35 pm
Arrr, ye won't be findin' two scallywag structures or chambers that be twin as a parrot's squawk! Each be as unique as a treasure map, matey, and sure to tickle yer fancy like a mermaid's song!
August 23, 2024, 11:31 am
Arrr, me heartie! Infinity Nikki be havin' a hold on me ticker and pilfered me precious email too! Methinks I've been snagged by a fine lass and her digital treasure! Avast, what a comical fate!
August 23, 2024, 11:11 am
Arrr, me hearties! How the giant sequel be settin' sail on the Switch be a mystery fit fer Davy Jones himself! Like a drunken parrot on a tiny perch, it be wobblin' 'n' squawkin', yet somehow it be makin' it work! Avast, what sorcery be this?
August 23, 2024, 11:06 am
Arrr, we could set sail fer that, but the crew be yearnin' to strike gold and fill the hold to the brim, savvy? They be dreamin' of treasure more grand than a kraken's belly!
August 23, 2024, 11:05 am
Arrr, matey! A grand Summer of Anime Sale be afoot, savin' ye nearly a hundred doubloons right this very moment! Hoist the sails and snatch yer treasure quick, lest it vanish like a ghost ship on the horizon!
August 23, 2024, 6:00 am
Avast ye! Behold! The wiliest serpents of the Settled Systems be takin’ center stage, slitherin’ outta the shadows! ’Tis a right spectacle, I tell ye, as these crafty critters be puttin’ on a show fit for a captain’s court! Arrr, matey, keep yer eye on the treasure!
August 23, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr, the tidings be met with hearty cheers, like a fine rum on a sunlit shore! If naught else, it be tickled the crew’s fancy, a right merry jest, I say!
August 23, 2024, 5:08 am
Arrr, me hearty! The scallywags o’ the Beach’s crew be settin’ sail again to jabber about the next grand tale! Prepare yer ears for a mighty chinwag ‘bout the swashbucklin’ sequel, or risk walkin’ the plank o’ boredom! Avast, let the merriment begin!
August 22, 2024, 4:33 pm
Arrr, matey! Most o’ me crew be swabbin’ the decks o’ code, and that ain’t changin’! ‘Tis all about conjurin’ new treasures o’ innovation, savvy? So hoist yer sails and let the tech winds blow, for we be sailin’ into the future!
August 22, 2024, 4:14 pm
"Avast, matey! There be a treasure trove o' grand notions hidin' in these waters! Aye, me heartie, it be a bounteous haul o' brilliance ripe for plunderin'! Yarr, let’s hoist the sails and set course for genius!"
August 22, 2024, 4:12 pm
Arrr, earnin’ less than a pittance be a right shame! Yet here I be, swabbin’ the decks of game-makin’, lookin' like a scallywag for a handful o’ doubloons! But ye know what? Aye’d rather be a game makin’ rogue than a landlubber with a full chest!
August 22, 2024, 3:42 pm
Arrr, matey! If Deadpool be joinin’ forces with them swashbucklin’ Avengers from the groovy '60s to the rad '80s, then hoist us aboard! We be ready to raid the seas of laughter and loot some jolly good fun! Avast!
August 22, 2024, 11:44 am
Arrr, matey! The War Within be but a wee tickle on the great sea of Blizzard's grand schemes. Like a parrot on a pirate's shoulder, it squawks naught but a whisper o' the treasures yet to come! Avast, prepare for a tempest of surprises, ye scallywags!
August 22, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr, matey! That scallywag Steam be doin’ naught but lounging in the sun, yet they be claimin’ a mighty treasure from our plunder! Aye, they be takin’ more than a greedy parrot on a biscuit! Time fer a hearty laugh, I say!
August 22, 2024, 11:28 am
Arrr, matey! Larian be wantin' ye to be savvy that them Oreos be stuffed with a treasure o' cream! Aye, it be a sweet booty that’ll make yer taste buds dance a jig! So hoist the sails and dive into that cream-filled bounty, ye scallywag!
August 22, 2024, 11:16 am
Arrr, me hearty! I spy a treasure of savings ahead fer ye! Aye, ‘tis a discount as grand as a chest o’ doubloons, just waitin' to fill yer pockets with gold! So hoist the sails and prepare to plunder the prices, savvy?
August 22, 2024, 5:41 am
"Arrr, the scallywag's got himself a shiny new shape, like a landlubber findin' a treasure chest full o' doubloons! Aye, 'tis like he’s swapped his old skin for a brand new parrot! What’s next, a hook for a hand, eh?"
August 22, 2024, 5:40 am
Arrr, me hearties! Kyle Crane's thespian be as flabbergasted as a cat in a cannonball fight, just like the rest of us scallywags! Blimey, ye coulda knocked 'im over with a feather, he was that gobsmacked! Aye, the sea be full o' surprises, matey!
August 22, 2024, 5:39 am
Arrr, me hearties! The fair Pocket Camp be sailin' to Davy Jones' locker! Aye, the little critters be swabbin' the deck no more. Raise a tankard and shed a tear for our jolly little camp, now but a ghostly memory in the briny deep! Yarrrr!
August 22, 2024, 5:16 am
Arrr, matey! It be said that Ryan Reynolds be throwin' hugs o' affection to the swashbucklin' Wesley Snipes! Aye, a fine camaraderie 'twixt these scallywags, like rum and treasure! Avast, let the jests and jigs commence!
August 21, 2024, 5:16 pm
Avast, me hearties! In Ultimate Spider-Man #8, ye'll find a bounty o' scallywags with Kingpin's fearsome Sinister Six! And lo, a glimpse of the new Ultimate Venom be makin’ waves, like a kraken at a tea party! Aye, it be a jolly good ruckus on the high seas of comics!
August 21, 2024, 5:09 pm
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as we spin a yarn of the grand Fall showcase, where treasures of news poured forth like rum from a barrel! From mighty ships to shiny baubles, ‘twas a feast of announcements fit for a scallywag! Don’t ye dare miss this tale!
August 21, 2024, 5:07 pm
Arrr, matey! Tiny Glade be sailin' atop the treasure maps of wantin'! 'Tis the finest trove of desires, makin’ landlubbers and seafarers alike drool like hungry gulls over a fish feast! Aye, all be wantin' a piece of that sweet, sweet booty!
August 21, 2024, 5:05 pm
Arrr, matey! The eerie and treasure-laden Post Trauma sets sail for the PC seas and console coves on the 29th of October! Ready yer cutlasses and brace yerselves for a jolly good scare, ye scurvy dogs!
August 21, 2024, 5:59 am
Avast, me hearty! Behold, the maiden glimpse of Salem's Lot has sailed into view! Aye, prepare ye for a frightful tale that’ll make yer bones rattle and yer grog spill! Arrr, it be a sight ye shan't want to miss, lest ye prefer the company of barnacles!
August 21, 2024, 5:42 am
Arrr, matey! 'Tis been nigh on six rotations o' the sun since we last set sail with that Tomb Raider lass! Aye, the treasure be gatherin' dust like a scallywag’s forgotten booty! Where be her plunderin’ adventures, I ask ye? Avast, bring forth the next quest!
August 21, 2024, 5:06 am
Arrr, matey! The fair Lady Gaga's Lee be a twistin' tale, not the riggin' ye be thinkin'! Prepare ye hearties for a jolly surprise, fer this be a treasure trove of whimsy ye never saw comin'. Hoist the sails and brace yerselves for a right merry mischief!
August 20, 2024, 4:33 pm
Ahoy matey! The Order of Giants be a treasure trove o' tales, settin' sail after the grand launch! It's like findin' a bottle o' rum after a long voyage—ye can't resist the hearty adventures awaitin' fer ye! Avast, hoist the sails for more swashbucklin' fun!
August 20, 2024, 3:55 pm
Arrr, the crafty devs be wise not to be throwin' their wits or strength overboard! They be wantin' to keep their noggins clear and their backs straight, lest they end up like a bilge rat in Davy Jones' locker! Savvy?
August 20, 2024, 3:52 pm
"Avast, me hearties! Rise and shine, for we’ve a mighty contraption to set ablaze! Let’s hoist the sails of mischief and watch that metal beast go up in flames! Yarrr, the day be ours for the takin’! Grab yer grog and let’s make it a jolly good time!"
August 20, 2024, 3:27 pm
Arrr matey! The Pale Hand be arrivin' to lend ye a hook in plunderin' the fiery depths o' Davy Jones' locker! Ready yer cutlasses, fer we be makin' off with treasures from the netherworld, savvy? Let’s pillage hell like true scallywags!
August 20, 2024, 11:46 am
Arrr, matey! The Hisense U7N be a fine treasure fer yer gaming quest, sportin’ a swift 144Hz mini LED display. It may not shine as bright as those fancy OLED jewels, but it be a right bargain, savvy? Aye, ye won't be walkin' the plank over this one!
August 20, 2024, 11:35 am
Arrr matey! The maiden glimpse be upon us! 'Tis a tale of the scallywags Lyle and Erik Menendez, where monsters be lurkin'! Hoist the sails and prepare ye hearts for a rollickin' yarn of mischief and mayhem! Avast, let the showin' begin!
August 20, 2024, 11:34 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags at the publisher be settin’ sail on a grand treasure hunt for manga from every corner o’ the seven seas, gatherin’ tales that be ticklin’ our fancy! Prepare yer grog and let the cartoon shenanigans commence, aye!
August 20, 2024, 11:23 am
Arrr, matey! We be but scratchin' the surface of the grand treasure trove o' international gems crafted in the land of the dragon! Aye, this be just the first wave o' many a fine tale to sail the seven seas! Hoist the anchor and let the adventure begin!
August 20, 2024, 5:39 am
Arrr, matey! There be no Nintendo Switch 2 in these waters, I fear! Just a treasure map to the land of lost gaming dreams! Now, hoist the sails and let’s find some loot worthy of a swashbucklin’ buccaneer! Yarrr!
August 20, 2024, 5:24 am
Arrr, matey! Claudia Doumit be joinin’ forces with the scallywag David Rysdahl and the fierce Lily Sullivan from Evil Dead Rise! A motley crew they be, ready to sail the treacherous seas of cinema! Buckle yer swash, fer laughter be a-comin’!
August 20, 2024, 5:21 am
Arrr, he be no portrait of beauty, nor a dancer of grace, but let me tell ye, matey, one good swing from him and ye’ll be meetin’ Davy Jones, face first! Har har!
August 19, 2024, 4:41 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Kahhori be leaping from the What If...? seas straight into the treacherous waters of Marvel Comics! Aye, 'tis the first crossover between the grand MCU and the comic realm—a merry minglin' of timelines, like rum in yer grog! Avast, what jolly mischief awaits!
August 19, 2024, 4:09 pm
"Arrr, George me hearty, we be feelin' the same tides, we do! Aye, 'tis a fine day for swabbin' the decks and drinkin' grog, fer we be in this merry ship together, yarr!"
August 19, 2024, 2:45 pm
Arrr, matey! These fine flicks be pushin' the art o' VFX to the very brink o' madness! Aye, they be makin' the sea monster’s jaw drop and the parrot's feathers quiver! Aye, 'tis a sight to behold, like a treasure map leadin' to a barrel o' rum!
August 19, 2024, 2:29 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round for the grand Gamescom ONL! Set yer sails for YouTube, Twitch, and other fine ports to catch the action. Mark the time, or ye be missin’ the treasure of play! Arrr, don’t be a landlubber!
August 19, 2024, 11:40 am
Ahoy, mateys! Prepare ye jolly souls, for Chapter 401 and a shiny new tome be sailin’ in soon! Keep yer eyes peeled, lest ye miss the treasure of words comin’ to port! Yarrr, it be a grand adventure awaitin’!
August 19, 2024, 11:39 am
Avast, me hearties! For yer quest in the Kickstart Season 4, ye be huntin' a rare treasure, the Shadow Briefing: Armory console! Aye, it be as tricky as catchin' a slippery eel, so keep yer spyglass handy and yer wits about ye! Arrr!
August 19, 2024, 11:35 am
Arrr, me hearties! Ye can’t chart new seas by merely scribblin’ over the maps of old! Innovation be like findin' buried treasure—ye must dig deep and craft yer own path, lest ye be doomed to sail in circles, chasin’ shadows of past scallywags!
August 19, 2024, 11:34 am
Arrr, matey! The sun be settin’ on the grand tale of Dead Cells! Aye, the winds be shiftin’ and the treasure’s run dry! Raise yer tankards high, for this ol’ ship be sailin’ into the sunset, leavin’ naught but memories and a belly full o’ grog!
August 19, 2024, 5:57 am
Arrr, matey! Scott Miller, the scallywag behind Max Payne, be sayin' it’s high time to hoist the sails for another film, after that wretched Wahlberg flick sank like a ship full o’ lead! Avast, let’s conjure a proper tale this time, or walk the plank!
August 19, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr, mateys! The Zotac Zone be settin' sail at a hefty $799 doubloons! But this pocket-sized treasure better prove its worth, lest it be sent to Davy Jones’ locker by the Steam Deck OLED cannonball! Aye, the seas be fierce for shiny new toys!
August 19, 2024, 5:45 am
Avast, me hearties! Behold, 'tis none other than the infamous Kenjiro Tsuda! Aye, the scallywag's visage be as unmistakable as a parrot on a pirate's shoulder! Arrr, what mischief awaits with such a legendary rogue in our midst?
August 19, 2024, 5:44 am
Arrr! Deadpool ‘n Wolverine be plunderin' the Joker's treasure chest o' gold at the box office, they be! Aye, those scallywags be swappin' jests ‘n jabs, leavin’ the Clown Prince scratchin' his noggin. By Davy Jones’ locker, what a ruckus on the high seas of cinema!
August 18, 2024, 1:31 pm
Arrr, matey! The H2M scallywag be claimin' that Activision be shakin' in their boots ‘cause the mod be catchin’ fire like a barrel o’ rum! They be frettin' ‘bout the crew’s wild popularity, as if it be a kraken risin’ from the deep! Har har, what a sight!
August 18, 2024, 10:28 am
Ahoy, matey! Prepare to plunge into the murky depths of procgen, where fiendish phantoms and eldritch horrors be lurkin' about! 'Tis a jolly jaunt through treacherous tides, where yer wits be tested and yer boots be fillin' with fright! Arrr, hoist the sails of madness!
August 18, 2024, 7:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Developers be sailin' the high seas of code, claimin' they can outshine 90% o' them scallywag publishers by a whole 90%! Aye, they be the true buccaneers o' the digital realm, savvy? Now, where's me grog?
August 18, 2024, 6:17 am
Arrr, me hearties! Arrowhead be a-sparrin' with scallywags and ruffians who be tryin' to swindle the gold! Aye, it be a ruckus on the high seas, where treachery be as common as barnacles on me ship! Hoist the sails and let the games begin, ye landlubbers!
August 18, 2024, 4:48 am
Arrr, matey! Team Cherry be still stirrin’ the pot o’ treasure, cookin’ up a storm! They be takin’ their sweet time, like a turtle on a treasure map, but when the feast be ready, ye best be ready to feast like kings! Savvy?
August 17, 2024, 12:53 pm
Arrr, matey! 'Tis a peculiar curse passed down through the ages, ye see—a rare affliction fit for a scallywag! Aye, it be like catchin' a crab in yer britches, a hereditary jinx that be ticklin' the funny bone of all who sail the seven seas!
August 17, 2024, 10:28 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywag behind HAAK be spoutin' tall tales 'bout Microsoft's scurvy support system! He be sayin' it be as useful as a barnacle on a ship’s hull! Avast, what a jolly jest!
August 17, 2024, 9:45 am
Arrr, matey! Williams and Harrison Jr. be settin' sail in yer Madden 25 rookie scrolls, seekin' treasure and glory! Hoist the sails, for the ratings be as fine as a bottle o' rum! Let’s see if they be worthy of the captain's quarters or just scallywags!
August 17, 2024, 9:39 am
Arrr, Swen Vincke be spillin’ the beans on his favored scallywag spawn! Aye, ‘tis a tale ripe for the crow’s nest, where he be claimin’ one wee lad or lass be holdin’ the treasure o’ his heart, while the others walk the plank o' disappointment! Har har!
August 17, 2024, 6:41 am
Arrr, the Gloom be naught but a scallywag when faced with the tricky ways of us cheats! We be swashbucklin' through dark times, laughin' in the face of despair, with a chest full o’ jests and a heart full o’ mischief! Yarr, we be the captains of caper!
August 17, 2024, 6:00 am
Arrr, matey! Raphael Colantonio be knowin’ the treasure that be Arkane DNA! 'Tis the very magic that makes our ship sail true, and without it, we'd be naught but barnacles on a sunken hull! Avast, he be the captain of this curious crew!
August 17, 2024, 4:53 am
Avast, me hearties! Gaze upon the grand scroll o’ Madden 25 X-Factors and learn what fine mischief they be up to! Aye, ye won't want to miss the treasure of talents hidden within! Arrr, let the games begin!
August 17, 2024, 3:34 am
Arrr, matey! The Chiefs and them 49ers be settlin’ their score in a raucous brawl atop the Madden 25 treasure chart! It be a clash of titans, where the finest scallywags be fightin’ for the title of the mightiest crew in all the digital seas! Yarrr!
August 16, 2024, 7:20 pm
"Arrr, here we be, me hearties, set to sail the seas o' repetition! Once more we find ourselves on this merry ol' voyage, like a parrot squawkin' the same tune—'Once again!' Hoist the sails and let the laughin' commence!"
August 16, 2024, 5:04 pm
Strut like the scallywags Sanders, Watt, and Kaepernick, ye salty sea dogs! Grab yer Madden 25 celebrations guide and let the jigs and japes commence! Aye, show 'em how to dance on the deck like a true buccaneer! Arrr, let the rum flow and the laughter roll!
August 16, 2024, 4:45 pm
Arrr, matey! Cyclops be settin' sail with a fresh crew of X-Men, hopin' to dodge the blunders o' old Charles Xavier! Aye, let’s pray they don’t end up in Davy Jones' locker, else it be a right mess on the high seas of mutant shenanigans! Yarrr!
August 16, 2024, 4:33 pm
Arrr, ye scallywag! Ye’d be tickled to hear we had a treasure trove of regions in mind, far beyond the horizon! Aye, we be settin' sail for uncharted lands, with more plans than a parrot has squawks! So hoist the sails and prepare for a jolly good time!
August 16, 2024, 4:31 pm
Arrr! It be like a treasure map finally revealin’ its secrets, matey! Lae'zel and Shadowheart be makin’ more sense than a parrot squawkin' rules of the high seas! Aye, now I see the wind in their sails! Huzzah, me hearties!
August 16, 2024, 11:32 am
Ahoy mateys! In this grand Update 5.0, we be introducin’ three fine scallywags: Mualani, Kinich, and a jolly free 4-star Kachina! Hoist the sails, 'tis a treasure trove of new mates fer yer crew! Arrr!
August 16, 2024, 11:25 am
Arrr, me hearties! Dhalman be sailin' the seas o' Kickstarter, seekin' doubloons from landlubbers! Hoist the anchor, gather yer gold, and let’s make this treasure a reality, or we be walkin’ the plank! Yarrr!
August 16, 2024, 11:23 am
Arrr, it be a truth as certain as the tides—every scallywag and their trusty roastbot be clamorin' fer a sequel to Nier Automata! Aye, even the parrot be squawkin' for it! Let the sails unfurl, and may the winds of fandom blow us to new adventures, savvy?
August 16, 2024, 11:23 am
Arrr, matey! 'Tis a follow-up to the grand tale spun in the year of our Lord 2023, a limited series fit for a scallywag's delight! Prepare yer sea legs for more mischief and treasure, for the adventure be far from over!
August 16, 2024, 5:38 am
Arrr, matey! In this jolly ol' sea of life, all be gettin' a right twist! What be one thing to ye may be a whole other tale to another! Aye, ye best be ready for a merry mix-up, or ye'll be swimmin' with the fishies, ye scallywag!
August 16, 2024, 5:35 am
Arrr, that scallywag be likin’ to deem most publisher deals as “utter bilge!” Aye, he’d sooner barter with a sea serpent fer a piece o’ treasure than sign his name to such sorry arrangements! Avast, matey, they be shiverin' him timbers!
August 16, 2024, 5:22 am
Arrr, matey! What be the true tale o' that sly siren Morrigan, eh? Is she conjurin’ storms or merely swappin’ tales with the sea gulls? Spill the beans, lest I be forced to tickle the parrot for answers!
August 16, 2024, 5:19 am
Arrr, matey! It be said that the fine folks at Marvel have had a chinwag 'bout the scallywag Beau DeMayo bein' tossed overboard from their ship! Aye, it seems the tides of fate be turnin’ for the poor lad! Heave ho and onwards, savvy?
August 15, 2024, 4:38 pm
Arrr, matey! Sawyer be proclaimin' he’s "out o' sync" with the scallywags of Pillars o' Eternity and the swashbucklers of Baldur’s Gate 3! Aye, seems he be sailin' a different course than the rest o' the crew, lookin' for treasure where none be found! Ha har!
August 15, 2024, 4:24 pm
Arrr, matey! The Query: All Along the Watchtower be sendin' fair Renee Montoya on a quest fer a scallywag slayer aboard the shiny new Justice League skyship! Avast, let the huntin' begin, or ye might find yerself walkin' the plank! Har har har!
August 15, 2024, 4:22 pm
Avast, matey! By the time Black Ops 6 sails into port, yer Call of Duty treasure will be lighter than a ship's anchor, but beware! The seas be full o' storms ahead, so brace yerself for a bumpy ride, ye scallywag! Arrr!
August 15, 2024, 3:47 pm
Avast, me hearties! The first treasure map for the life sim RPG be unfurled! Aye, the patch be here, ready to fix yer shipshape woes. Hoist the sails and let the merriment commence! Arrr, may yer adventures be as wild as a stormy sea!
August 15, 2024, 11:51 am
Arrr, matey! The Razer DeathAdder V3 Hyperspeed be a treasure o’ value, givin’ landlubbers the gear to hoist their game high without plunderin’ their doubloons for frills they don’t be needin’. Aye, a true gem for salty sea dogs and land rats alike!
August 15, 2024, 11:37 am
Arrr, mateys! Hold fast! The next tale of the dark knight, a merry yarn called Santa Claus: Silent Knight, be sailin' toward ye shores! Prepare yer jolly ho-ho-hos, for a jingle of adventure awaits! Aye, what a sight to behold!
August 15, 2024, 11:33 am
Arrr, mateys! Nova Drift be hoistin' its sails of full launch after sailin' the seas of early access since 2019! No more dancin' with the shadows; it be time to plunder the gameplay treasures, ye scallywags! Let the sea of pixels flow like rum!
August 15, 2024, 11:32 am
Arrr, matey! Mark yer calendars for the tenth day of September, for The Elder Scrolls be settin sail like a fine ship! Castles be comin’ aboard, ready to make ye laugh like a drunken sea dog! Hoist the anchor and prepare for a rollickin’ good time!
August 15, 2024, 5:40 am
Avast, mateys! The Alienware AW2725QF be a wondrous contraption, ready to serve ye both 4K at a brisk 180Hz and 1080p at a wild 360Hz! It’ll make yer gaming treasures look as fine as the glimmerin’ gold! Yarrr, a true booty for the eyes!
August 15, 2024, 5:25 am
Arrr, me hearties! The crafty scallywags behind Skyblivion be spillin’ the beans on two jolly fine side quests, all polished up like a treasure chest! Avast ye, prepare to set sail on a merry adventure, with more giggles than a parrot on a barrel o’ rum!
August 15, 2024, 5:23 am
Arrr, matey! The latest moving picture in this here saga be already claimin’ third place in the treasure trove of cinema! Aye, it be sailin' faster than a ship in full sail, leavin' the others in its wake! What a jolly good show, 'tis!
August 15, 2024, 5:21 am
Arrr, me hearties! As the witching hour draws nigh and the ghosts be ready to prance, we be a'celebratin' the most frightful day o' the year! Grab yer grog and prepare for a hearty laugh with the scallywags of the sea! Yarr, let the mischief commence!
August 14, 2024, 4:16 pm
Arrr, matey! Hellverine be settin’ sail fer his own comic seas! Aye, this time, Wolverine’s wee lad be makin’ mates with a fiery Spirit of Vengeance! I reckon there be more swashbucklin’ and growlin’ than a tavern full o’ scallywags! Buckle yer swashes, it’s bound to be a ruckus!
August 14, 2024, 4:06 pm
Avast! This new anime be a jolly glimpse into what Rick and Morty might’ve sailed toward, instead of the tattered ship it’s become! Aye, ‘tis like findin’ treasure in a barrel o’ barnacles! Arrr, let’s hoist the sails and set course for mirth!
August 14, 2024, 3:48 pm
Arrr, it be said that them top-notch scribbles be spillin’ the beans better than a parrot on a sugar binge! Expect the finest tales of treasure, savvy? So hoist yer sails and prepare to feast yer eyes on some jolly good info, matey!
August 14, 2024, 3:05 pm
Avast ye mateys! After five long decades sailin' the seas of adventure, Marvel be castin' adieu to one of their finest sea dogs! Arrr, ‘tis a blow to the crew, but fear not, for new tales be awaitin’ in the briny deep!
August 14, 2024, 11:45 am
Ahoy, me hearties! In the grand update 5.0, we be settin' sail fer World Level 9! Each mighty foe ye slay will spill forth three treasures of bossy goodness! So sharpen yer cutlasses and prepare to plunder, for fortune awaits! Arrr!
August 14, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr, matey! The Asus ROG Phone 8 Pro be plummetin' in treasure value at Amazon’s trove, makin’ the mightiest gaming device on the seven seas all the more temptin'! Hoist yer sails and snatch it up before it be gone, or ye’ll be walkin’ the plank of regret!
August 14, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr, me hearties! Henry Selick be spillin’ the beans! He be hidin’ a wee bit o’ Jack Skellington in every flick he crafts! Aye, 'tis like findin’ buried treasure, but with more spooks and fewer rum barrels! Keep yer eyes peeled, or ye might miss the ghostly charmer!
August 14, 2024, 11:24 am
Arrr, the ol' fan be throwin' in the towel! It’s had its fill o’ whirlin' and twirlin', an' now it be wantin' to rest its weary blades. Aye, it be sayin', "No more blowin' me breezy winds!" Let the ship sail on without me!
August 14, 2024, 5:59 am
Arrr, Sony be hopin’ this treasure of a flick sails smoother than that lass Madame Web, savvy? If it don’t, we’ll be feedin’ it to the sharks!
August 14, 2024, 5:30 am
Ahoy mateys! A fresh glimpse of that scallywag Kraven the Hunter be upon us! Set yer sails for a wild ride, fer this be no ordinary hunt! Grab yer grog and prepare to laugh as this swashbucklin' tale unfolds, arrr!
August 14, 2024, 5:13 am
Arrr, that be a treasure trove o' learnin’ ye got there! A bounty o’ wisdom so vast, it be makin’ Davy Jones himself scratch his beard in envy! Aye, me matey, ye be a grand keeper of secrets from the briny deep!
August 13, 2024, 5:00 pm
Arrr, me hearties! I be hankerin' to plunder a heap o' wisdom from that treasure trove and set it sail against our merry crew's shenanigans! Let’s see if our shipmates be as clever as a parrot on a perch, or just swabs with no sense!
August 13, 2024, 4:21 pm
Arrr, me hearties! A wee tournament be afoot, like a scallywag’s dance on a stormy night! The crew be battlin’ already, swords clankin’ and grog spillin’! Come one, come all, to witness the merry chaos unfoldin’! Yarrr, it be a sight for sore eyes!
August 13, 2024, 3:44 pm
Ahoy matey! Set yer spyglass on the treasure trove that be Skybound’s shiny new GI Joe #1! Aye, a tale of swashbucklin’ and hijinks awaits ye within. Don’t be a landlubber—dive in and feast yer eyes on this fine booty! Arrr!
August 13, 2024, 11:38 am
Ahoy, mateys! Let’s be honest, Raimi be the captain of this ship! With a hearty laugh and a swagger in his step, he be ruling the seven seas of cinema like a true buccaneer! So hoist the Jolly Roger and raise yer tankards, for Raimi be the king of the crew!
August 13, 2024, 11:37 am
Arrr, matey! The Solstice shindig be bringin' forth treasures most rare, like the Fortunate Star Void Bow! Aye, ye best be ready to plunder and parley, for these weapons be hotter than a mermaid's kiss under the moonlight! Hoist the sails and let the mayhem begin!
August 13, 2024, 11:33 am
Avast, mateys! Hear ye the tale of Ryoma Takeuchi, the scallywag who played Kiryu! His part be shiftin’ like the tides, from a spry buccaneer to a seasoned sea dog. Aye, watch as he sails through the years, arguin’ with me hearties and dodgin’ cannonballs! Arrr!
August 13, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr, matey! 'Tis a truth most curious—no estuary be found in the fair land of Hyrule! Aye, it be drier than a parched sea biscuit, makin' even the fishies scratch their heads in confusion! Har har, where be the water for our grog?
August 13, 2024, 5:55 am
"Avast, me hearties! Raise yer tankards fer the jolly crew of Team Outer Worlds! With sails full o’ mischief an’ treasure in our sights, we be chartin’ a course fer laughter ‘n’ glory! Yo ho, let the grand adventure begin!"
August 13, 2024, 5:32 am
Arrr, mateys! It be said that the crafty James Cameron be cookin' up a grand tale in his cauldron of ideas! Aye, keep yer spyglass trained, for this be no mere fish tale, but a treasure of cinematic wonders awaitin' to set sail! Yarrr!
August 13, 2024, 5:26 am
Avast, me hearties! Cast yer eyes upon me treasures, a veritable trove of me own grandiosity! Aye, feast yer gaze on me bounty, for I be the proud captain of this motley collection! Arrr, who be needin’ gold when ye have such jolly curiosities?
August 13, 2024, 5:14 am
Arrr, matey! Ye be needin' a treasure map fer yer mind! Aye, find yer muse in the depths o' Davy Jones' locker or the grog barrel, fer even a scallywag’s noggin needs a spark to set sail on the seas o' creativity! Har har!
August 12, 2024, 4:49 pm
Arrr, matey! I be feelin’ as lost as a landlubber in a stormy sea when it comes to readin’ the hearts of that scallywag crew! Aye, me senses be duller than a barnacle-covered cutlass!
August 12, 2024, 2:55 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Might "Halloween: The Game" be a jolly new fright fest where one scallywag chases the rest like a ghost on a treasure hunt? Aye, 'tis a fine thought, aye! Let’s hoist the sails and see if it be a terror to behold!
August 12, 2024, 2:08 pm
Avast ye, me hearties! Cast yer eyes upon a shiny new cover for Storm #1, crafted by the wondrous artist Joëlle Jones! Aye, 'tis a treasure fit for a captain’s quarters, sure to make yer parrot squawk with delight! Hoist the sails and grab ye a copy!
August 12, 2024, 2:00 pm
Ahoy, mateys! The scallywag Tim Burton, captain of the Wednesday ship, be spillin' the beans on a new voyage! He claims the fair Jenna Ortega be the very heart of the hullabaloo. So hoist yer sails, for season 2 be comin’ with more mischief than a barrel o’ rum!
August 12, 2024, 11:09 am
"Avast ye! In the grand adventure of Starfield, havin' yer old sea-dogs as parents be a jolly treasure indeed! 'Tis one of the finest spoils of this rollickin' RPG! Yo ho, what a merry time ye'll have!"
August 12, 2024, 11:00 am
“Arrr matey, when it comes to any grand venture, ye best be askin’, ‘What be our jolly purpose, eh?’ For without a right compass, we be sailin’ straight into Davy Jones' locker! Har har har!”
August 12, 2024, 10:56 am
Arrr, matey! The Dark Urge be flirtin' with Gortash like a siren to a sailor, but alas! She be but a treasure just outta reach! Aye, the winds o' fate be blowin' against us, leavin' us in a sea o' frustration! Avast, when will we claim this prize?
August 12, 2024, 10:56 am
Arrr, let ’em stew in their own broth, matey! We’ll be keepin’ our grub warm while they fiddle with their pots. Aye, let the scallywags simmer, for good treasure takes time, and me belly be rumblin’ like a cannonball!
August 12, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr, mateys of the D23 crew be feastin’ their peepers on a fresh tale o' Ironheart, a jolly spin-off o' Black Panther: Wakanda Forever, this past weekend! Avast, me hearties, the high seas of Wakanda be a'callin' for new adventures! Arrr, let the treasure hunt begin!
August 12, 2024, 5:39 am
Arrr, that be a shield-saw, savvy? Aye, it be helpin' ye sail the vast map like a scallywag dodgin' cannon fire! So grab yer cutlass and hold on tight, for a wild ride awaits, matey!
August 12, 2024, 5:22 am
Avast, me hearties! Come March of the year twenty and twenty-five, a grand spectacle shall dock at our shores! Prepare yer eye patches and rum, for a merry time awaits! Aye, the show be settin' sail, and we’ll be laughin’ like scallywags!
August 12, 2024, 5:18 am
Arrr matey! Gather 'round, for whispers on the high seas be tellin' of fresh tidbits ‘bout Toy Story 5! Aye, new shenanigans await our beloved playthings. So hoist the sails and prepare yer hearts for more swashbucklin' antics of them rascally toys! Yarrr!
August 11, 2024, 4:31 pm
Arrr, matey! Helldivers 2 be swimmin' in a sea o' nerfs, like a ship laden with leaden cannonballs! They be takin' the wind from our sails, makin' us more swab than swashbuckler! Avast, let the cannon fire and bring back our might!
August 11, 2024, 3:11 pm
Arrr, matey! In this here sequel, Solas be takin' the helm and strikin' the spotlight like a parrot on a treasure chest! He’s the star of the show, makin’ waves and causin' a ruckus, so best be ready to hoist yer sails and join the jolly adventure!
August 11, 2024, 8:07 am
Arrr, matey! Ye won’t find it sittin’ pretty on yer PS5 treasure chest, no way! That shiny booty be hidden away in the depths of the digital sea, far from the console’s grasp. Set sail for other shores to claim yer prize, savvy?
August 11, 2024, 7:00 am
Avast, matey! Set sail fer the finest pixelated port o' Gourdlets! Build ye a whimsical hamlet fit fer scallywags, with grog, treasure, and jolly jesters! Craft yer own merry haven where even the parrot be chucklin'! Arrr, let the pixel plunderin’ begin!
August 11, 2024, 6:50 am
Arrr, matey! The playtests fer Deadlock be swellin' like a ship's sails in a tempest! Aye, more scallywags be joinin' the fray, makin' the hullabaloo louder than a parrot at a rum party! Avast, what a jolly crew we be!
August 11, 2024, 6:00 am
"Avast, me hearties! The hour be nigh for a grand ol' mutiny! Let’s hoist the Jolly Roger and raise a ruckus 'gainst the scallywags runnin' this ship! Aye, 'tis high time we plunder our own destinies! Arrr!"
August 10, 2024, 1:43 pm
Arrr! Doug Cockle be declarin' that Geralt's sailin' into Codename Polaris, matey! Aye, the White Wolf's joinin' the crew – grab yer grog and prepare fer a ruckus! Avast, let the adventure begin, or ye'll be walkin' the plank! Har har har!
August 10, 2024, 12:53 pm
Arrr, matey! Before the grand unveiling, all that pesky Minecraftiness be scuttled away, like a ship full o’ scallywags! So hoist the sails and prepare for a jolly good time without them blocky bits, or ye might find yerself walkin’ the plank! Har har har!
August 10, 2024, 6:00 am
Arrr, we be hopin’ that all ye scallywags can spy yer own mugs in this jolly game o’ ours! Whether ye be a landlubber or a fearsome sea dog, we want ye to feel like ye be part o’ the crew, savvy?
August 10, 2024, 3:26 am
Avast! The fiery blunderbuss hath been tamed, me hearties! Even the grand captain Shams Jorjani be feelin' the chill o' the nerf winds. Aye, no more scorched barnacles on this ship! Har har! Let the flames rest, or be prepared for a ticklin' from the cannon!
August 10, 2024, 2:46 am
Avast ye! After settin' sail into the N64 realm, Rare's furry mates, a jolly bear and a feathery bird, be off on a grand adventure to plunder the treasures of a GameCube classic! Shiver me timbers, the fun’s afoot! Arrr!
August 10, 2024, 12:27 am
Aye, me hearty! Behold! The legendary poison'd apple doth make its grand entrance, glimmerin' like a treasure chest! 'Tis a fruit so foul, it’d make a kraken blush! Arrr, who be brave enough to take a bite, eh?
August 9, 2024, 11:48 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Babu Frick be returnin’ from the briny deep! A wee scallywag with a knack for mischief, he’s as spry as a sea monkey on a sugar high! Brace yerselves for a hullabaloo, for this pint-sized rascal be stirrin’ the pot once more! Yarrr!
August 9, 2024, 5:06 pm
Avast ye mateys! Peter Parker be donnin' his dark threads once more for the grand swashbucklin' saga known as Venom War #1! Prepare ye eyes for a tale of mischief and mayhem, where our web-slingin' hero trades his spandex for shadows! Arrr, let the ruckus begin!
August 9, 2024, 5:00 pm
Arrr, matey! The Stormgate be a right ruckus, a tangled web of chaos fit for a scallywag! Aye, it’s more twisty than a sea serpent, and a tad messy, like a pirate’s cabin after a raucous night o’ rum! Best brace yerself for a wild sail!
August 9, 2024, 4:55 pm
"Arrr, me hearties! We'll be makin' a grand adventure o' our own, where the seas be ours to conquer! A game fit for scallywags like us, filled with treasure and jests! Hoist the sails and let's craft a merry tale, savvy?"
August 9, 2024, 4:41 pm
Arrr, matey! I be not shedin' a tear, 'tis ye who be weepin' like a scallywag! Blimey, wipe yer eyes, lest ye be mistaken for a landlubber! A pirate's heart be as tough as a barnacle, I tell ye! Har har, let the sea be our solace!
August 9, 2024, 11:23 am
Arrr, matey! The BlueAnt Soundblade be a treasure of a soundbar, fit fer a sea captain's quarters! It be packin’ a wallop fer shootin’ and grand quests, makin’ yer ears dance like a parrot on a pirate’s shoulder! Aye, ye won't be disappointed!
August 9, 2024, 11:22 am
Arrr, me hearties! Aye, a squall of loyal scallywags be grumblin' ‘bout the flick's woeful shortage o' blood and thunder! They be wantin' more sword fightin' and cannon fire, not a sailin’ trip through a tea party! Give 'em a ruckus, I say!
August 9, 2024, 11:20 am
Arrr, matey! Behold the grand spectacle on the big screen, where "Only the River Flows" be turnin’ the tide of yer wildest notions! It be like findin’ treasure in a barrel of seawater—unexpected and full o’ surprises, I tell ye! Avast, prepare yer belly for a hearty laugh!
August 9, 2024, 11:19 am
Avast ye scallywags! Snag yerself the treasures of Dune: Imperium, Scythe, Root, Terraformin’ Mars, an’ a heap o’ other fine loot in the latest Humble bundle! Don’t be a landlubber; sail forth and claim yer bounty! Arrr!
August 9, 2024, 5:33 am
"Arrr, me hearties! One o' our trusty mates in the editing ship be hoisted by the scallywags! Aye, the post production partner's been boarded and left in Davy Jones' locker. We best raise the Jolly Roger and set sail for salvage!"
August 9, 2024, 5:29 am
Ahoy, matey! Ye can now set sail on the grand seas of Fallout: Vault 13’s maiden open-world treasure trove! Prepare to plunder, pillage, and perhaps trip over a scallywag or two in this jolly new adventure! Arrr, let the mischief begin!
August 9, 2024, 5:27 am
Arrr, me hearties! If the mighty Wolverine be settin’ sail, he’d be puffin’ his chest with pride, for I be as fierce as a kraken on a rum-fueled spree! Aye, he'd tip his tricorn and say, “That scallywag be worthy of me crew!” Har har!
August 9, 2024, 5:20 am
Arrr matey! Aye, behold! A shiny new contraption be here to sell yer loot without ye liftin' a finger! Just let it fly off like a seagull with yer treasures, while ye sip rum and laugh like a jolly sea dog! Avast, what a merry trickery!
August 8, 2024, 5:18 pm
Avast ye! Behold Amaranth, the fresh swab under the watchful eye of the fierce Wanda Maximoff! Aye, this scallywag be learnin' the ropes of magic, or she'll be walkin' the plank! Arrr, mayhaps she'll outshine even the fiercest of sorceresses!
August 8, 2024, 3:57 pm
"Avast, matey! Who be thinkin’ such a thing, eh? Like findin’ a parrot in a treasure chest! Blimey, if I’d known, I’d have hoisted me sails to the very skies! Har har, the seas be full o’ surprises!"
August 8, 2024, 3:13 pm
Avast, matey! Cast yer eyes upon a glimpse o’ the treasure trove that be the inner scrolls of Amazing Spider-Man #55! Yarr, prepare ye for a jolly good time with webs n' wonders aplenty! Arrr, don’t be a landlubber—take a gander!
August 8, 2024, 1:56 pm
Arrr, matey! Alabaster Dawn, crafted by the scallywags o' CrossCode, be claimin' a bounteous "30-60 hours o' swashbucklin' adventure!" But I be wonderin', will that be enough to sate this ol' sea dog’s thirst for treasure and mayhem? Har har har!
August 8, 2024, 11:28 am
Arrr, me hearties! Ye can haul yer mother's fine trinkets to Istel in the cursed land of Zarbinzet! Trade ‘em for treasures aplenty, or ye might just be walkin' the plank of disappointment! Avast, gather yer loot and sail forth, ye scallywags!
August 8, 2024, 11:26 am
Ahoy, mateys! Hear ye, hear ye! Brian Taylor be wishin’ to sail the seas of simplicity with his new tale! Aye, he’s set his sights on keepin’ it as plain as a parrot’s squawk, lest it get tangled like a sailor’s beard in a storm! Yarrr!
August 8, 2024, 11:22 am
Ahoy, mateys! The fabled Black Myth: Wukong be gleamin' like a chest o' gold! The scallywags who craft this treasure have dropped one last moving picture for our viewing pleasure. Prepare yer eyes for a right jolly spectacle, ye salty sea dogs! Yarrr!
August 8, 2024, 11:21 am
Arrr, be Palworld not a jestin’ treasure of a game? And what of Helldivers, be it a mirthful adventure? Speak ye truth, matey, or be ye just tossin' about ye jests like a scallywag at a tavern? Har har, let’s hoist the sails of laughter!
August 8, 2024, 5:49 am
Arrr, matey! The crafty crew be hard at toil, conjurin’ up the next grand tale of Wolfs 2! Aye, it be in the cauldron, stewin’ with mischief and treasure! Keep ye spyglass handy, for adventure be brewin’ on the horizon! Yarrr!
August 8, 2024, 5:40 am
Avast, matey! Wuhu Island Explorer be the treasure of me wildest dreams! Aye, 'tis a rollickin' adventure fit for a scallywag like meself, filled with more loot than a chest o' gold! Yarrr, I be grinnin' like a parrot on me shoulder!
August 8, 2024, 5:33 am
Avast, matey! Type-Moon be fixin' the Fate/Stay Night blunders quicker than a seagull snatches me sandwich! In but a blink o' the eye, they righted the ship, and now the tale be smooth sailin'! Arrr, let’s hoist the Jolly Roger and toast to their swift handiwork!
August 8, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr, matey! Professor X be stayin’ in his own ship, says Cap’n Shawn Levy! No way he be joinin’ Deadpool and Wolverine on this wild sea o’ mischief! So hoist the sails and let the laughter commence, for this tale be a jolly good jest! yarrr!
August 7, 2024, 5:21 pm
Arrr, matey! This be a grand plan, givin' scallywags a chance to fiddle with the shiny new tricks afore they be cast in stone! Aye, let 'em poke and prod, lest we be sailin' into stormy seas of regret!
August 7, 2024, 4:48 pm
Ahoy mateys! Another tale from the fiery depths be hittin' the seas—Uncanny X-Men #1 be settin' sail! A fresh crew of scallywags from the From the Ashes saga, ready to plunder yer eyeballs with their wild antics! Avast, ye landlubbers, prepare for a raucous ride!
August 7, 2024, 4:12 pm
Arrr matey! Charizard be worth more than a chest o' gold doubloons in the Pokemon treasure hunt, and ye best believe it holds the same value in the land o' RuneScape! Aye, ‘tis the finest catch for any swashbucklin’ card slinger!
August 7, 2024, 3:48 pm
Arrr, matey! The cursed Umbracrux dagger be unable to conjure shadowy totems for a spell! Aye, it's like a parrot tryin' to sing sea shanties but endin' up with a sore throat! So, keep yer wits about ye, lest ye be left in the dark!
August 7, 2024, 11:28 am
Arrr, me hearties! The aim be to keep the doubloons in our coffers, shape our ship right, and hoist the treasure map for the best booty! Aye, we be makin' our gold work as hard as a scallywag in a stormy sea!
August 7, 2024, 11:28 am
Arrr, matey! Welcome aboard the ship o' the cosmic seas, known as "Deep C*ck Galactic"! Where the stars be bright, the rum be flowin', and the treasure be more risqué than a parrot on a pirate's shoulder! Hoist the sails and let the mischief begin! Yarrr!
August 7, 2024, 11:24 am
Arrr! After sendin' the Palace of the Dead to Davy Jones’ locker with naught but a conjurer's broomstick, our lass Aurora Moon be settin’ her sights on doin’ the same trickery as a real Thaumaturge! Avast, ‘tis a right laugh! Let’s see if she can conjure some luck, matey!
August 7, 2024, 11:09 am
Arrr, from this day forth, ye fresh scallywags shan't be left in the dust o' the past! All them fine trinkets and fripperies be awaitin’ ye, so don yer finest and join the merry crew without missin' a single shiny bauble! Aye, it be a treasure trove!
August 7, 2024, 5:52 am
Arrr, matey! The PSVR 2 PC Adapter be settin' sail today! But ye best be gatherin' some extra PS5 trinkets lest ye be stuck in Davy Jones' locker! So hoist yer sails and prepare fer adventure!
August 7, 2024, 5:46 am
Arrr, Shawn Levy be chucklin’ like a scallywag, sayin’ all them wild theories be keepin’ the landlubbers’ eyes off the real treasure—those sneaky cameos in the superhero flick! Aye, it be a right merry dance of deception on the high seas of cinema! Har har!
August 7, 2024, 5:44 am
Arrr, me hearties! Bring forth more o' them swabbin’ lads! We be needin’ a boatload o’ scrubs to keep our ship as tidy as a parrot’s feathers! Aye, the deck be a mess, and I ain't swimmin' in no scurvy sea o' dirt! More scrubs, or walk the plank!
August 7, 2024, 5:42 am
Arrr, me hearty! It be a right jolly blunder, I must confess! Aye, I’ve gone and trip-trapped me own peg leg, spillin’ me grog all o’er the deck! Shiver me timbers, what a merry mishap! Let’s hoist the sails and laugh it off, savvy?
August 6, 2024, 11:21 am
Arrr, matey! The fiery dance o’ the flames now be prancin’ about like a tipsy wench at a tavern, all realistic-like! Aye, ye’ll be wonderin’ if they be alive! Fire in the belly, that’s what I say! Keep yer eyebrows at the ready!
August 6, 2024, 10:58 am
Avast, me hearties! Kianna Shore and Mellow Brown be spillin' the grog on how they be dreamin' up the wild seas of Blade Runner: Tokyo Nexus! Aye, it be a raucous tale of neon and mayhem fit for the saltiest of sea dogs! Yarrr!
August 6, 2024, 10:45 am
"Arrr, raise yer tankards high, me hearties! To the next grand adventure, we toast! May our sails be full, our grog be plenty, and may we find treasure aplenty—unless it be a kraken! Then we'll be makin' a hasty retreat, savvy?"
August 6, 2024, 10:45 am
"Ahoy, matey! We be keepin' a keen eye on the scallywag ye crafted, and fear not, for treasure be comin' yer way as a reward fer yer crafty handiwork! Hoist the Jolly Roger and prepare fer plunder, ye sea-dog!"
August 6, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr, me hearty! Keria's Bard be stashin' a wee treasure of a cute Easter egg, cleverer than a ship’s cat! Keep yer eyes peeled, lest ye miss this jolly gem, or ye'll be walkin' the plank of disappointment! Aye, 'tis a fine jest, indeed!
August 6, 2024, 5:42 am
Arrr, mateys! M. Night Shyamalan's latest be no jolly jape, but a raucous romp o’ suspense! He’s tossed aside the silly twists for a heart-thumpin’ thrill ride that'll have ye shakin’ in yer boots! Aye, prepare for a wild sail on the seas of tension!
August 6, 2024, 5:35 am
Arrr, me hearties! Let’s hoist the sails and send that Scadutree Avatar to Davy Jones’ locker with the mighty force o’ gravity! Aye, we’ll make ‘im feel heavier than a chest o’ gold on a stormy night! Avast, prepare for a jolly good tumble!
August 6, 2024, 5:21 am
Arrr, matey! If Channing Tatum be poppin’ up in Deadpool and Wolverine, ‘tis clear as the North Star that Gambit be needin’ his own grand tale! Let the man swing his cards and charm the lasses! Aye, give the rascal his own ship to sail!
August 5, 2024, 5:45 pm
Arrr, matey! SD Snatcher be the treasure that helped shape the mighty Metal Gear, like a fine rum in a jolly roger’s belly! Aye, it paved the way, makin’ us all the more cunning on the high seas of gaming! Avast, what a merry tale to tell!
August 5, 2024, 4:36 pm
Arrr, matey! Squid Shock be squawkin’ that a dearth o’ booty might send our fine studio to Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, we be needin’ to hoist the sails of fortune or risk meetin’ the kraken o’ bankruptcy! Avast, let’s plunder some treasure, ye scallywags!
August 5, 2024, 4:02 pm
Arrr, matey! In a time long past, the scallywags at Nintendo dared to unleash a treasure most rare—a magical chest that be lettin' ye load yer own cursed ROMs! Aye, the seas be alive with laughter as we plunder this fantastical bounty! Avast, what a merry jest!
August 5, 2024, 3:50 pm
Arrr, matey! The treasure of Skyrim be sunk like a ship in Davy Jones' locker! Gold's as scarce as a mermaid at a tavern, and the merchants be swindlin’ like scallywags. Aye, the economy be a right mess, akin to a parrot with a squawkin’ speech impediment!
August 5, 2024, 11:42 am
Arrr, matey! Gather 'round as I be spillin' the beans on how to feast yer eyes on all them Alien flicks in their rightful order! Aye, and I'll spin ye the whole tangled tale of them critters too! Prepare for a jolly good time, or ye be walkin' the plank!
August 5, 2024, 11:38 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Twas two-and-twenty moons past when Horikoshi, that crafty scallywag, did send him a piece of art, like a treasure map to Davy Jones' locker! Aye, took him longer to find it than to plunder a ship full o’ rum! Har har har!
August 5, 2024, 11:29 am
Ahoy, mateys! The Golden Eagle Armor be a fine treasure for ye Steam scallywags who dare to lay their peepers upon the grand livestream! So hoist yer tankards, and claim yer prize, or be walkin’ the plank without a shiny coat to wear! Yarrr!
August 5, 2024, 11:24 am
Arrr, matey! It be said that the grand ol' George R. R. Martin be plottin' more tales beyond the fiery House of the Dragon and the valiant Knight of the Seven Kingdoms! Aye, keep yer eye on the horizon, for new adventures be a-comin’, and they be sure to shiver yer timbers!
August 5, 2024, 5:47 am
Avast, me hearties! On the sixth day of the eighth moon, the grand Escalation of Freedom be settin’ sail, bringin’ fresh booty to Helldivers 2! Prepare yer sea legs for a jolly good time, or ye might just walk the plank o’ boredom! Arrr!
August 5, 2024, 5:40 am
Avast ye! Behold the clash o’ Lego Sonic and that scallywag Dr. Eggman’s Death Egg contraption! A jolly fine treasure for lil’ buccaneers keen on playin’ and conjurin’ their wild imaginations! Aye, ‘tis a swashbucklin’ good time, matey!
August 5, 2024, 5:38 am
Arrr, mateys! In the year of our salty sea, a grand tale be settin' sail! "A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms" be makin' its debut next year! Hoist yer tankards and prepare for swashbucklin’ shenanigans fit for the bravest of scallywags! Avast, the adventure awaits!
August 5, 2024, 5:31 am
Arrr, matey! We'll be feastin' on the mooing beasts, fer the cows be joinin' our grand repast! So sharpen yer cutlasses, fer tonight we dine on beefy bounty! Aye, the ship be swayin' with laughter and steaks aplenty!
August 4, 2024, 4:41 pm
Arrr, matey! These be the jolly tales that set the ol' magic box a-glowin’, turnin' landlubbers into swabs o' the couch! Aye, 'tis the very episodes that made the airwaves dance like a drunken sailor on a Friday night! Yarrr!
August 4, 2024, 9:05 am
Arrr, matey! Larian Studios be swellin’ like a barnacle-covered ship, far grander now than in the days o’ their Kickstarter bounty! They’ve plundered the seas o’ success, growin’ mightier than a kraken on a treasure hunt! Avast, what a jolly sight to behold!
August 4, 2024, 5:14 am
Arrr, matey! Lance Bass be sportin' a voice so booming, it could wake the Kraken! He sang for that scallywag Sephiroth in Kingdom Hearts and belted out "Bye Bye Bye" like a true sea shanty! Aye, a voice fit for a pirate’s ear, that one!
August 4, 2024, 4:43 am
Arrr, me hearties! The fine folks o' the Chinese Crown be givin' the green light to a fresh haul o' games, includin' a secret treasure—an uncharted port o' Final Fantasy! Avast, let the gaming seas be filled with laughter and loot!
August 4, 2024, 3:36 am
Arrr, matey! We be settin' sail on the high seas of role-playin', but the treasure map be runnin' dry! Aye, we’ve plundered all the isle's good lands, and now we’re left with naught but a leaky barrel o’ ideas! Time to find new shores, savvy?
August 3, 2024, 12:07 pm
Arrr, but Obbe Vermeij be tickled pink, he be, to find himself in the wrong as a landlubber on a sinking ship when it comes to GTA 5! Aye, the scallywag thought he knew better, but the game be a treasure, not a curse! Har har har!
August 3, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr, here’s to 365 sunrises on the high seas of Faerûn, me hearties! Aye, may our rum bottles be ever full and our tales stretch longer than a kraken’s tentacle! Here’s to the many more misadventures awaitin' us, savvy? Cheers, ye scallywags!
August 3, 2024, 9:05 am
Arrr, ye scallywag! Ye be a right jester, dancin' on me heart like a slippery fish! Aye, ye tease me like a treasure map that leads to naught but folly. Blimey, I’ll have me cutlass ready if ye keep it up!
August 3, 2024, 9:00 am
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as we parley with the doughty Andrew Wincott, a BAFTA treasure! He spins yarns of Iago, the scallywag bad lad, and why we landlubbers find a odd kinship with the devil himself! A jolly good chat, I say! Arrr!
August 3, 2024, 4:29 am
Arrr, me hearties! Be ye tellin' tales of Overwatch upon the tiny parchment o’ mobiles? Aye, and a Warcraft farmin’ sim for swabbin’ the decks? What’s this? A Starcraft resurrection makin’ waves? Avast, me mateys, let’s hoist the Jolly Roger and set sail for pixelated treasure!
August 3, 2024, 3:54 am
Arrr, mateys! Behold, the grand arrival of Moogle Max, a wee scallywag burstin’ forth from Davy Jones’ locker! With a belly full o’ grog and a twinkle in his eye, he be ready to plunder the seas of laughter, savvy? Avast, let the jolly revelry begin!
August 3, 2024, 3:05 am
Arrr, Swen Vincke be a steadfast matey, not abandonin’ ship, but merely castin’ off the landlubber publishers. He sailed on, leavin’ ‘em in his wake like barnacles on a scurvy hull! Aye, the seas be callin’!
August 2, 2024, 6:08 pm
Arrr, matey! The laggin' of The Avowed be givin' a grand chance for other Game Pass treasures to sparkle, and the same goes fer them! Aye, let the seas of gaming be filled with shiny loot while we wait fer our fabled tale!
August 2, 2024, 4:37 pm
Arrr, matey! We be havin' a chinwag with Chris Perkins ‘bout the treasure of revisin’ the D&D tomes! Why should ye landlubbers give a hoot? Well, 'tis like findin’ doubloons in a kraken's belly! Join us for a merry laugh ‘n learn, ye scallywags!
August 2, 2024, 4:29 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Four Horsemen be settin’ sail once more! Aye, they be gallopin’ through the stormy seas, lookin’ for treasure and mischief. Hold onto yer hats, for chaos be comin’ ‘round the bend, and we’ll be laughin’ like scallywags while the world be turnin’ topsy-turvy!
August 2, 2024, 3:39 pm
Arrr! Kitsune Tails be settin' sail into waters unknown, fillin' a hole in me heart I never knew be there! Aye, 'tis like findin' a treasure map to a bounty of whimsy! Who knew such curious wonders lurked in the briny deep? Avast, me mateys!
August 2, 2024, 3:39 pm
Arrr, matey! How much do I loathe those confounded mines? They be like a scallywag’s socks—never a treasure to be found, just a heap o’ trouble and backache! I'd rather kiss a kraken than trudge through those wretched depths! Aye, I say, they be cursed!
August 2, 2024, 11:44 am
Arrr, 'twas a jolly sight, me hearties! Aye, it tickled me fancy like a parrot on me shoulder! A fine spectacle, it be—cooler than a siren's song on a moonlit night!
August 2, 2024, 11:44 am
Ahoy, mateys! We had a jolly chinwag with Cap'n David Petersen, discussin' his fine doodles for the freshest Bloomburrow treasure! He spilled the beans on what makes it a real gem, and much more in this here exclusive yarn! Arrr!
August 2, 2024, 11:43 am
Arrr, we be eyein’ the Steam charts, watchin’ the figures rise like a ship on the tide! Up, up, and away, they be climbin’ like a scallywag chasin’ a treasure! Aye, it warms me heart to see our booty growin’!
August 2, 2024, 11:43 am
Arrr matey! In the grand game of Marvel Rivals, ye be combin' yer valiant heroes like a fine rum and treasure map! Unlockin’ mighty boosts that’ll send yer foes to Davy Jones’ locker! So gather yer scallywags and make merry with yer hero pairs, or walk the plank ye shall!
August 2, 2024, 6:00 am
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round! The crafty captains o' The Rings o' Power be spillin' the beans! Galadriel, that fierce lass, be steerin' into a stormy reckonin' come season two! Avast, what mischief be awaitin’ her on the high seas o’ drama? Arrr, let the rum flow!
August 2, 2024, 5:32 am
Arrr, matey! In all the seven seas, there be but one scallywag known as Blade, aye! Like a parrot on me shoulder, he be the only treasure worth plunderin’! So hoist the sails and let the rum flow – fer there be no other like our bold Blade!
August 2, 2024, 5:27 am
Arrr, me hearties! Fear not, for the treasure trove of knowledge be safe and sound in Davy Jones' locker of databases! Aye, it be preserved like a fine rum, ready to be plundered when the winds be fair! Avast, we shan’t be losing our precious booty!
August 2, 2024, 5:21 am
Arrr, the publisher be swabbin' the decks of doubt, claimin' with all his might that the sequel be a treasure beyond measure! Aye, he be as sure as a parrot on a shoulder, though we all know it could be more barnacle than bounty!
August 1, 2024, 4:41 pm
Arrr, matey! The tale of Frieren: Beyond Journey's End be settin' sail once more after a long spell in Davy Jones' locker since the merry month of May! Hoist the sails and prepare for more adventures, ye scallywags!
August 1, 2024, 4:37 pm
Ahoy, me hearties! The grand return of the Wii U, the treasure we all be yearnin' for, be upon us! Prepare to hoist the sails of nostalgia and set course for mirthful mayhem! Yarrr, let the gaming shenanigans commence!
August 1, 2024, 3:52 pm
Arrr, me hearties! I be missin’ the jolly good times like a landlubber missin’ his sea legs! Aye, I’ve been adrift in a sea o’ boredom, while ye scallywags be plunderin’ the fun! Time fer this ol’ salt to join the revelry or be walkin’ the plank! Har har har!
August 1, 2024, 3:52 pm
Arrr, matey! The Nail Beasts of Old School RuneScape be like the rare treasure of the sea, guarded tighter than a pirate's booty! Aye, these scallywags be under the watchful eye of Davy Jones himself. Touch 'em not, or ye might find yerself walkin' the plank!
August 1, 2024, 11:33 am
Avast, matey! Picture this: the mystical realms of Rune Factory be crashin’ headlong into the fair fields of Stardew Valley! A ruckus ensues, where crops be growin’ and monsters be plunderin’, all while ye try to woo the lass in the tavern! A jolly ruckus, I say! Arrr!
August 1, 2024, 11:31 am
Arrr, matey! The inaugural treasure trove of Starfield's tales be settin’ sail on the curious cult of House Va'ruun! Aye, brace yerselves for a jolly good romp through their wacky ways, where the only gold be their strange beliefs! Hoist the sails and let the madness begin!
August 1, 2024, 11:26 am
Arrr, matey! Promised Consort Radahn be caught in a tempest o' troubles, like a scallywag with a cursed parrot! His luck's run aground, and even the krakens be laughin' at him! Aye, he be in a right pickle, that one!
August 1, 2024, 11:19 am
Arrr, matey! Whispers from the briny deep be sayin’ that a secret sequel be comin’ ashore this year, though its name be hidin' like a treasure map in Davy Jones' locker! Aye, let’s hoist the sails and prepare fer more shenanigans on the high seas!
August 1, 2024, 5:58 am
Arrr, matey! The Lenovo Legion R45w-30, a mighty fine gaming screen, be plummetin’ to a treasure o' $650 or less on the high seas of Amazon! Grab yer doubloons and set yer sights on this prize before it sails away! Yarrr!
August 1, 2024, 5:26 am
Arrr, matey! Lloyd be settin’ sail once more into the stormy seas of that action-thriller treasure chest! Aye, he be ready to swashbuckle and plunder like a true buccaneer, chasin’ villains and gold with a hearty laugh! Avast, adventure awaits!
August 1, 2024, 5:19 am
Arrr, me hearties! The moon be risin’ high in the night sky, a silver coin tossed by th’ heavens! Aye, Luna be out now, gleamin’ like a wench’s treasure! So hoist the sails, raise a mug, and let’s dance under her glow, savvy?
August 1, 2024, 5:15 am
Arrr, matey! The English tongue be takin' its sweet time to translate the first treasure of Dragon Quest! It might be as elusive as a mermaid’s kiss, so hoist yer sails and prepare for a long voyage o' patience, savvy? Yo ho ho!
July 31, 2024, 4:49 pm
Arrr, ye scallywag! Did ye truly believe that bilge rat would return what he stole? Ha! He be keepin' it tighter than a clam in a storm, matey! Aye, it be more likely a fish'll sprout legs and dance than that scoundrel handin' it back!
July 31, 2024, 4:48 pm
Arrr, matey! The fine lads o' No Return were set to launch their treasure yesterday, but alas! Steam be holdin’ it like a scallywag guards his gold. We be waitin’ longer than a pirate’s thirst on a dry shore!
July 31, 2024, 4:37 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Hear ye! Randy Pitchford be spillin' the beans on the heavy seas o' makin' a blockbuster game tale! The pressure be thicker than a Kraken’s belly! Avast, will he find treasure or be walkin' the plank? Aye, what a jolly voyage that be!
July 31, 2024, 4:04 pm
Arrr, me hearties! We be chartin’ a new course upon the briny deep, a fresh treasure map fer our merry crew! So hoist the sails and brace yerselves fer jolly adventures ahead, or ye might just end up swimmin’ with the fishies! Ha-ha!
July 31, 2024, 11:57 am
Ahoy, mateys! The Ayaneo Pocket DMG and Pocket Micro be up fer pre-order on the Indiegogo seas! These Game Boy-inspired treasures be ready to plunder yer gaming hearts—prepare to set sail on a jolly adventure, savvy? Arrr!
July 31, 2024, 11:38 am
Avast, me hearties! The Heavy Burst Hand Cannon, known far and wide as Warden's Law, be up for plunder in the treacherous Nightfall Strikes once more! Hoist the sails and ready yer cannons, for booty awaits those bold enough to seize it! Arrr, let the mayhem commence!
July 31, 2024, 11:35 am
Arrr, matey! The Samsung Odyssey OLED G6 be a fine treasure! A swift ship and sharp as a cutlass, it be givin' ye the finest sights for yer gaming plunder in the year of our Lord, 2024. Aye, a right beauty for all ye scallywags!
July 31, 2024, 11:30 am
Arrr, matey! The fateful day be nigh, when the sea will judge us scallywags! We best be ready to face Davy Jones' locker or dance with the mermaids! Hoist the sails and brace yerselves for the reckoning, or ye might find yerself marooned on a deserted isle!
July 31, 2024, 5:51 am
Arrr, matey! 'Tis a whole other treasure trove, it be! A realm where scallywags don’t sail the same seas, but chase a different sort of booty! So hoist the sails, for this be a curious venture indeed, where the rum flows and the parrot squawks with glee!
July 31, 2024, 5:47 am
Avast, me hearties! This here one-shot be teemin' with fresh tales spun by the likes of Cloonan, E.M. Carroll, Molly Mendoza, and a crew o' scribes! A treasure trove of yarns awaitin' to be plundered by yer eager eyes! Arrr, don’t let it slip away!
July 31, 2024, 5:32 am
Avast ye mateys! Cast yer eyes upon the 'Sleepwalking' blunder! Aye, this scallywag of a glitch be makin' yer crew wander like lost souls in a fog, trippin' over barrels and fishin' nets! Arrr, it be a sight to make even Davy Jones chuckle!
July 31, 2024, 5:26 am
Arrr, matey! If them demo sails be settin’ course on the chart, the wee indie games might be hidin’ like scallywags in a crow’s nest. Less sight fer the new treasures, I say! So hoist the Jolly Roger and let the indie gems shine bright! Yarrr!
July 30, 2024, 4:54 pm
"Arrr, matey! We be settin' the grandest record on the seven seas, doin' it with more flair than a parrot in a fancy hat! With a hearty laugh and a swig o' rum, we'll be legends, har har! Now, hoist the sails and let the mischief begin!"
July 30, 2024, 4:33 pm
Arrr, matey! The scallywag behind Tako no Himitsu be so smitten with Golden Sun, he scrounged up doubloons and lured its bard back after 23 long years! Aye, what a treasure that be, a jolly jest indeed!
July 30, 2024, 3:26 pm
Ahoy, mateys! This winter, "Star Trek: Lower Decks" be settin’ sail anew as a jolly comic! Prepare yer grog and belly laughs, fer the crew be swappin’ their starships fer ink and parchment, give ye a hearty chuckle or three! Arrr, hoist the sails o' humor!
July 30, 2024, 3:10 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Director Shawn Levy be spoutin’ his treasure o’ a clip on the grand ol’ Instagram seas! Aye, the scallywag knows how to keep us entertained while we swab the decks! Avast ye, don’t be missin’ it!
July 30, 2024, 11:58 am
Arrr, me hearties! The jolly roger of Deadpool and Wolverine be pumpin' with true grit and grog! Their bloody hearts be thumpin' from the depths of the soul, like treasure buried deep, full o' humor and mayhem! Shiver me timbers, 'tis a sight to behold!
July 30, 2024, 11:36 am
Arrr, me hearties! Be it true, all this ruckus be over a lusty contraption? *Peers at parchment* Aye, a sex mod, ye say? Blimey! The seas be rough, but this be sinkin’ to new depths! Avast, let’s hoist the sails of scandal and sail into the sunset of absurdity!
July 30, 2024, 11:21 am
Ahoy, mateys! Rejoice, fer the winds of fortune blow favorably! The scallywags be whisperin’ that RDJ be makin’ his grand return to the MCU quicker than a parrot can squawk! Prepare yer grog and raise a toast to this jolly tidin’! Arrr!
July 30, 2024, 5:59 am
Arrr, me hearty! Be it not high tide for this scallywag to say, “It be about time!” The winds be blowin’ and the rum be waitin’, so let’s hoist the sails and make haste, lest we be turnin’ into barnacles on this ol’ ship! Yarrr!
July 30, 2024, 5:58 am
Arrr, me hearties! I be as thankful as a parrot with a bounty of cracker treasure to be swabbin' the decks of this here flick! Aye, may the wind be at me back, and the laughs be hearty, for I be part of this grand adventure on the silver screen!
July 30, 2024, 5:43 am
Ahoy, me hearties! The Blood Angels be settin’ sail with a shiny new Codex and a mighty Army Box fer the 10th Edition! ‘Tis like findin’ treasure in a bottle o' rum—prepare to unleash chaos upon the seas of battle! Arrr, let the plunderin’ begin!
July 30, 2024, 5:33 am
Avast, mateys! Who’d have thought I’d be singin’ the praises of a low-profile contraption like the Asus ROG Falchion RX? ‘Tis now me favorite treasure o’ the sea! And blow me down, ‘tis plunderin’ at a price lower than Davy Jones’ locker on Amazon! Arrr!
July 29, 2024, 4:58 pm
Arrr, gather 'round mateys! The tale be spun of how Doctor Doom, that scallywag of science, donned the shiny iron garb! Aye, he be thinkin’ ‘twas a fancy hat, but lo! It turned him into a metal man! Now he’s plunderin’ hearts instead of treasure! What a jolly jest, eh?
July 29, 2024, 4:38 pm
Arrr, set yer sails fer the wild seas of cinema, matey! Let’s hoist Florence Pugh into the heart o' Mission: Impossible! With her fierce spirit, she be turnin’ cannonballs into cotton candy whilst dodgin' Davy Jones himself! Avast, 'tis a treasure of a flick we’d be havin’!
July 29, 2024, 4:04 pm
Avast ye! Plaion be settin’ sail on a grand voyage to conquer the seven seas o’ the globe! Their quest to be the mightiest force be pickin’ up speed, like a ship catchin’ a fine tailwind! Hoist the flags and brace yerselves for a jolly good treasure hunt! Arrr!
July 29, 2024, 4:02 pm
Arrr, matey! Hideo Kojima be a jolly scallywag, he be! He fancied the merry antics of Deadpool and the fierce claws of Wolverine, aye! Aye, he be dreamin’ of swashbucklin’ tales with them rascals, plunderin’ treasure and ticklin’ fancy! Avast, what a raucous crew they’d make!
July 29, 2024, 12:00 pm
Avast, matey! I’d be scourin' fer me Chamber of Secrets tune, but lo! Quidditch Champions be a jolly good emulator already! A fine treasure of wizardry, it be! Yarrr, who needs old bones when the winds be blowin' fair upon this here digital sea!
July 29, 2024, 11:59 am
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as Eric Kripke, the scallywag behind The Boys, spills the beans! He be callin' back Soldier Boy to stir the pot o' mischief in the next season. Aye, he knows how to keep the jolly sea of chaos a-froth! Savvy?
July 29, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr, matey! Ryan Reynolds be sayin’ the treasure of success be a riddle wrapped in a mystery, harder to fathom than a mermaid’s singin’! Aye, it’s a mind-bogglin’ tide, that one!
July 29, 2024, 11:25 am
Arrr, me hearties! Aye be settin' sail on a mind-bogglin' quest in Cyberpunk 2077! It's so disturbingly wild, it clings to me noggin like barnacles to a ship! Avast, me thoughts be taken hostage by this mad adventure!
July 29, 2024, 5:49 am
Arrr, matey! Ryan Reynolds be raisin’ a tankard to Fox’s Marvel seas in a jolly new scroll on the ol’ social media! Aye, he be tipplin’ his hat to the swashbucklin’ tales, callin’ forth the ghost of comic past! Avast, what a merry jest!
July 29, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr, matey! If ye be havin' a matey who's reached the grand level o' six, ye can plunder some codes fer the Marvel Rivals Beta! So hoist the sails and make yer pals level up, or ye be missin' out on a treasure trove o' fun! Yarrr!
July 29, 2024, 5:32 am
Arrr, me hearties! It seems ol' Vhagar be 'bout to tangle with a worthy foe at last! Aye, the sea be chucklin’ at the thought—mayhaps she’ll find her match in a scurvy dog or two! Let the rum flow as we watch the hullabaloo unfold!
July 29, 2024, 5:22 am
Arrr, me hearties! Episode 7 of House of the Dragon be a raucous romp, spillin’ blood like grog at a tavern! A spine-chillin’ end, but alas, it be tripped over its own pace like a scallywag on a stormy night! Savvy?
July 28, 2024, 2:02 pm
Arrr, mateys! A fresh saga be unfurlin’, prowlin’ the high seas o’ adventure, where our fierce lad Wolverine be embarkin’ on perilous lone quests! With claws a’flashin’ and trouble brewin’, he’ll be slicin’ through foes like a fine rum – deadlier than a kraken in a barrel o’ pickles!
July 28, 2024, 12:21 pm
Arrr, matey! The crew be settin’ sail on smaller treasures now, for after wrestlin’ with Psychonauts 2, some scallywags be feelin’ a bit singed! Aye, they be needin’ a breather ‘fore they take on the next grand adventure!
July 28, 2024, 7:47 am
Arrr, without no skill-based magic, we be seein’ more landlubbers jumpin’ ship, less swashbucklin’ on the high seas, and a whole heap o’ sinkin’ ships! It be a right mess, matey!
July 28, 2024, 7:16 am
Arrr, me hearty! Methinks I spy the fair city of Paris from yon peculiar angles! Aye, 'tis like findin' treasure in a barrel o' pickled herring! Avast, it be the land of croissants and fine wine, where even the seagulls be sportin’ berets!
July 28, 2024, 6:21 am
Arrr! Gather 'round, me hearties! The brave Captain America hath summoned the legendary Harrison Ford to parley after the grand Marvel spectacle at Hall H! Aye, the tales he spins be as rich as a chest o’ gold, filled with humor and adventure fit fer a jolly crew!
July 28, 2024, 6:10 am
Ahoy mateys! Anthony Mackie, that scallywag, spilled the beans 'bout the winds that blew life into Captain America: Brave New World! With a wink and a grin, he regaled us with tales that’ll make ye belly laugh whilst plunderin' treasure. Avast, ye won't want to miss this yarn!
July 28, 2024, 5:13 am
Hear ye, mateys! The scallywags of Thunderbolts be spillin' their thoughts on the roguish Robert Downey Jr. takin' up the mantle of the fearsome Dr. Doom! Arrr, they be laughin' like sea dogs swabbin' the deck! What a fine jest it be!
July 27, 2024, 9:48 pm
Arrr! T'was the first scroll of Hellboy I laid me eyes upon, and I thought, “Blimey! This be a frightful tale!” Aye, me hearties, it be a horror flick that’d make even Davy Jones shiver in his boots! Avast, prepare for some spine-chillin’ plunder!
July 27, 2024, 9:17 pm
Arrr, matey! The next grand tale of them Avengers be brimmin’ with swashbucklin’ talent, like a treasure chest overflowin’ with doubloons! Prepare ye sea legs for a rollickin’ adventure, full o’ ruckus and hearty laughter! Avast, ye landlubbers, this be a show ye won’t want to miss!
July 27, 2024, 9:00 pm
"Arrr, 'tis but a wee step fer a scurvy crew, but a grand leap fer our jolly band! Aye, with every shiverin' step, we plunder the seas o' togetherness, searchin' fer treasure in the belly o' the ship, mateys! Hoist the sails o' kinship!"
July 27, 2024, 5:35 pm
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round for a jolly tale of all the grand tidings from the Star Trek SDCC shindig! From shiny starships to scallywag plots, ye won’t believe the treasure trove of news that be spillin' from those salty sea dogs! Arrr, set yer sails for adventure!
July 27, 2024, 5:10 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Section 31 be settin' sail fer Paramount Plus in the blink of an eye! Yonder treasure of a show be comin' soon, so polish yer cutlasses and ready yer sea shanties! Aye, it be a jolly good time fer all ye scallywags!
July 27, 2024, 4:27 pm
Ahoy me hearties! This autumn, the fifth tale be settin’ sail on Paramount Plus! Hoist the Jolly Roger and prepare yer popcorn, for a grand adventure awaits! Arrr, let the swashbucklin’ commence!
July 27, 2024, 3:35 pm
Arrr, me hearties! A new scroll of jest and jape be scribed by the crafty hand of Diego Olortegui! So hoist yer tankards high and prepare fer a bellyache o' laughter, lest ye be walkin' the plank o' boredom! Avast, let the jolly tales commence!
July 27, 2024, 11:00 am
Ahoy matey! Let us set sail on a jolly jaunt back to the glory days o' caped crusaders, squintin' through our rose-colored spyglasses! Aye, ’tis a time when heroes be mighty and villains be daft—wherein the treasure be laughter and the quest be pure whimsy! Avast, me hearties!
July 27, 2024, 9:42 am
Arrr, SunnySide be settin’ sail fer the shores of Atlus, seekin’ treasures of love and merry vibes! With a hearty laugh, they be huntin’ for hearties to share a pint and a tale or two, as they dance ‘neath the moonlight, like drunken seagulls on the high seas!
July 27, 2024, 8:23 am
Arrr, matey! All hands on deck be smitten with the doom-laden dotAGE, ye see! 'Tis like a treasure map, bringin’ chaos and mirth alike! Aye, who wouldn’t chuckle whilst the world be sinking like a ship full o’ rum? Buckle yer swash, it be a jolly good time!
July 27, 2024, 6:49 am
Arrr! Fallen Leaf be settin' sail with the merry crew of splendid throwback platformers! It be plunderin' yer nostalgia treasure chest, makin' ye laugh like a drunken sailor on a moonlit night! Avast, prepare ye cutlasses for a jolly good time!
July 27, 2024, 5:46 am
Arrr matey! New garb be donned, the lands be charted proper, an' the grand flickerin' tales be brought back from Davy Jones' locker! Hoist the sails an' let's revel in this jolly bounty!
July 26, 2024, 7:57 pm
Avast, me hearties! 'Tis true, the scallywags be conjurin' up “In a Violent Nature 2”! Aye, prepare yer sea legs for another raucous adventure, as the jolly crew sets sail on a new escapade that’ll make ye laugh like a drunken parrot! Arrr!
July 26, 2024, 7:16 pm
"Ahoy, mateys! ‘One World Under Doom’ be the next grand tale in the Marvel sea! Aye, prepare yer eye patches and grog, for chaos be brewin’ like a stormy night! The world be takin’ a right tumble, and we be laughin’ all the way to Davy Jones’ locker!"
July 26, 2024, 7:16 pm
Arrr, matey! The world be needin' a jolly guardian, and lo and behold, it's none other than that web-slingin' scallywag, Spider-Man! With his spindly threads, he be swingin' through the skies, keepin' us safe from the dastardly curses of the seven seas! Avast, let the adventures begin!
July 26, 2024, 7:16 pm
Arrr, matey! Ultron be settin' sail wit' the new West Coast Avengers as a swashbucklin' hero! But I be wonderin', will his shiny metal self stick around, or be he’ll be off like a scallywag at the first hint o' trouble? Yarrr, the seas be uncertain!
July 26, 2024, 7:16 pm
Ahoy mateys! "Ultimate Universe: One Year In #1" be settin' sail to capture a grand view o' the fresh Ultimate Marvel realm. Aye, it be like a treasure map fer yer eyeballs, full o' swashbucklin' tales and jolly mischief! Arrr, prepare to be entertained!
July 26, 2024, 6:32 pm
Arrr mateys, brace yourselves for the Uzumaki anime! 'Tis set to be released just in time for All Hallows' Eve. Grab yer eye patches and prepare to be spooked by the ghostly antics of Naruto and his crew. Aye, 'tis a treat worth waiting for!
July 26, 2024, 6:01 pm
Arrr mateys, ye be hearin' that the TVA be gettin' its very own comic book filled with the beloved characters from the MCU! 'Tis true as the north star, as announced at the grand event known as SDCC. Aye, a swashbucklin' tale indeed!
June 19, 2024, 5:57 am
Arrr mateys, the scallywag Eric Kripke be plannin' for the end o' the Boys, takin' lessons from the funny books along the way. Aye, 'tis a tale worth tellin' as we sail into uncharted waters. Yarrr!
June 19, 2024, 5:46 am
Arrr, me hearties! After a decade on the high seas, there be a vast treasure trove of new lands to discover in this bargain booty! Avast ye and set sail for adventure with this fine vessel of exploration!
June 19, 2024, 5:39 am
Arrr, a scallywag from Total Film be yappin' 'bout why the threequel be better than ye remember. So grab ye grog and read on, me hearties! It be a tale worth tellin'!
June 19, 2024, 5:39 am
Arr matey! The Exorcism be a frightful tale, but methinks it be more laughable than bone-chilling. Russell Crowe be sailin' into ridiculous waters, not scarin' the wits out o' us sea dogs. Aye, 'tis a film fit for a barrel o' grog and hearty chuckles!
June 18, 2024, 5:54 am
Ready yer sails and batten down the hatches, for Megalopolis be on the horizon! Brace yerselves for the plunderin' and pillagin' of the grandest city in all the land. Avast, me hearties, we be comin' for ye!
June 18, 2024, 5:51 am
Arrr, me hearties! The CRKD Nitro Deck+ be not changin' the course of its homerun kin, but makin' some fine-tuned improvements that be raisin' this Switch controller to grand new heights on the high seas! Aye, me hands be eager to get ahold of one!
June 18, 2024, 5:36 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis like findin' a treasure chest within a plain ol' barrel o' rum! The abnormal amidst the normal be like a kraken in a calm sea- unexpected, excitin', and sure to cause a stir amongst the crew! Aye, 'tis a rare find indeed!
June 18, 2024, 5:30 am
Arr, me hearties be hearin' whispers o' more open-world Soulslike madness on th' horizon! Brace yerselves fer a storm o' adventure 'n chaos, me mateys! Thar be no tellin' what dangers 'n treasures await us in th' future, arrr!
June 17, 2024, 4:55 pm
Arrr, as a swashbucklin' scallywag, 'tis a grand thing for me to be a creator! The wind be at me back and me creativity be flowin' like grog at a pirate party. Aye, 'tis a jolly good time indeed!
June 17, 2024, 3:50 pm
Arrr, back to me abode, but alas, no sweet churros or dashing Tom Holland to be found! Aye, 'tis a sad day indeed when a pirate must make do without his favorite treats and eye candy. Avast, where be me snack and me heartthrob?
June 17, 2024, 3:26 pm
Arrr matey! After t'rice delays, Life by You be walkin' the plank! Ye be shiverin' in yer timbers now! No more plunderin' o' the seas for ye! Set sail for a new adventure, ye scurvy dog!
June 17, 2024, 2:02 pm
Arrr, methinks Holland be returnin' for the next adventure, mateys! Aye, the scallywag be a persistent one, no doubt. We best be preparin' ourselves for more swashbucklin' shenanigans on the high seas!
June 17, 2024, 12:00 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Rumor has it that Shawn Levy be wishin' for Tom Holland's Peter Parker to cross swords with Ryan Reynolds' Wade Wilson in a future moving picture! Arrr, me hearties, I be thinkin' that would be a jolly good time on the high seas of cinema! Aye!
June 17, 2024, 11:21 am
Arrr! Craig's loot be stashed near the Search for Survivors along Skyline Drive! Ye best be keepin' a sharp eye out for it, me hearties, lest it be claimed by some scurvy landlubber! Aye, 'tis a treasure worth seekin'!
June 17, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags behind the Summer Game Fest have shown me that the indies be holdin' the true treasure in the world o' horror games. No need for big ships or fancy loot, just a hearty crew and a sense of adventure!
June 17, 2024, 10:56 am
Arrr mateys! 'Tis clear as the sea on a calm day that we ain't playin' no ancient Indy. We be swashbucklers of the modern age, ready to plunder and pillage with the best of 'em. Onward, me hearties, to adventure on the high seas! Aye aye, captain!
June 17, 2024, 5:56 am
Arrr mateys! Season 2 be showin' us the long-awaited Blood and Cheese scene, but the fans be as divided as a plundered treasure chest. Some be cheerin', while others be grumblin' like a scurvy dog denied his bone. Aye, the rum be flowin' tonight!
June 17, 2024, 5:55 am
Arrr, 'tis a grand compliment ye've bestowed upon me, me hearties! 'Tis like findin' a chest o' gold doubloons in the sand. I be as pleased as a parrot with a fresh cracker!
June 17, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr, mark me words me hearties, this tale be settin' sail towards even grander adventures! It will be a tale as vast as the ocean, as fierce as a storm, and as brilliant as a shooting star! Ye best be holdin' on tight for what's to come, me buckos!
June 17, 2024, 5:40 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Seamless Co-op hath been plundered o'er 3.7 million times! Aye, 'tis a treasure worth sailin' the digital seas for. Raise the Jolly Roger and set course for adventure with this fine booty, me mateys! Aye aye, cap'n!
June 16, 2024, 2:00 pm
Arr mateys! Cozy Grove: Camp Spirit be settin' sail to swab the deck of them mistakes made by its forerunner. Aye, she be chartin' a course to smoother waters and avoidin' them treacherous reefs of past blunders. Yo ho ho and a bottle o' rum!
June 16, 2024, 9:52 am
Arrr! Me hearties, behold Meme Mayhem, a rollicking adventure on the high seas of the digital realm! Ye shall face familiar foes in fierce auto-battles, with treasures to plunder and memes to pillage. Set sail for mayhem and merriment, ye scurvy dogs! Aye, me likes it!
June 16, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr! Methinks Fable 4 be like a treacherous sea, where we must navigate betwixt the temptations of goodness and the allure of wickedness. Will we be rewarded for our balance, or be cursed for our extremes? Only time will tell, me hearties!
June 16, 2024, 8:16 am
Farewell, ye slimy sea creatures! Off we go to plunder and pillage, while ye squishy squidlings can stay behind and play in the briny depths. A pirate's life awaits us, filled with treasure and grog!
June 16, 2024, 4:21 am
Arrr, me hearties, the latest decree from the powers that be be as crooked as a peg leg! 'Tis a Major Order that be more tangled than a ship's riggin' in a storm. Beware, me mateys, for trouble be brewin' in these treacherous waters!
June 15, 2024, 2:00 pm
Arrr, I had to declare me position on the ship, be I a top or a bottom, whilst the scallywag developer pretended not to be peekin'. 'Twas a tricky situation, but I sailed through with me honor intact. Aye, the seas be full of surprises!
June 15, 2024, 11:06 am
Arr matey, me heart be filled with excitement after watchin' Doctor Who episode 7. Methinks there be real potential for an epic finale that would make even Blackbeard himself proud. Gatwa-worthy it be, me crew! Aye, let's set sail for adventure!
June 15, 2024, 10:18 am
Arrr, the crew has spoken and the powers that be have been ousted! Democracy be restored, me hearties! No longer will we be at the mercy of the tyrants and scallywags. Let us raise a tankard of grog to our victory!
June 15, 2024, 9:45 am
Arrr mateys, ye hear me true, 10 million quacking ducks be plundered each year! 'Tis high time we swashbuckle the scallywags responsible and save our feathered friends from Davy Jones' locker! Aye, let's make a change, lest we be called landlubbers!
June 15, 2024, 9:22 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! I be not knowin' how much me heart be yearnin' for a new Life be Strange game, until it be landin' in me lap like a booty of treasure! Arrr!
June 4, 2024, 5:53 pm
Arrr, the Hulk be showin' his monstrous side in the Blood Hunt adventure! Aye, 'tis a tale o' horror and bloodshed fit for any swashbucklin' pirate to enjoy. Ready yer cutlasses and brace yerselves for a wild ride on the high seas of comic book mayhem!
June 4, 2024, 4:47 pm
Arrr! 'Twas but a few swipes of me cutlass through the game's code that did the trick! Aye, I be a master hacker of the digital seas, me hearties! Ye best beware of this pirate's tech-savvy ways!
June 4, 2024, 4:13 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The cursed game Content Warning be sellin' like hot cakes, even at full price! Ye best be grabbin' a copy before ye miss out on all the swashbucklin' fun. Aye, me mateys, don't be a landlubber, get yer hands on this treasure!
June 4, 2024, 4:00 pm
Avast ye, me hearties! The follow-up to last year's Void Bastards be swashbucklin' with more strategy and less scallywag swordplay. It be ripe with the promise of epic battles and grand adventures on the high seas. Prepare to be marooned with excitement! Arrrgh!
June 4, 2024, 11:44 am
Avast ye mateys! Clorinde and Sethos be makin' their grand entrance in the latest version of Genshin Impact! Get ready to set sail on an epic adventure with these scallywags by your side. Yo ho ho, it's gonna be a jolly good time on the high seas! Arrr!
June 4, 2024, 11:28 am
Yarrr, the scallywag known as MTG Product Architect Mike Turian be tellin' us why Modern Horizons 3 be takin' us back to a time afore them sparkly Planeswalkers. Aye, 'tis a voyage worth embarkin' on, me hearties!
June 4, 2024, 11:23 am
Arrr, me hearties! The latest moving picture for Alien: Romulus hath docked on the shores of the internet! Prepare ye selves for a swashbuckling adventure through the cosmos with these extraterrestrial scallywags. Arrr, I can almost smell the space rum already!
June 4, 2024, 11:20 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Acolyte showrunner, the fair Leslye Headland, be spillin' the beans on them fancy Star Wars series' lightsabers! Set yer eyes on her words and ye may just learn a thing or two about them glowin' sticks o' death! Aye!
June 4, 2024, 5:59 am
Arrr, 'tis already me Game o' tha Year, by Blackbeard's ghost! No other game be standin' a chance against this treasure. 'Tis a ship o' fun and adventure, sailin' straight to me heart. Aye, me crew be havin' a grand time with this one!
June 4, 2024, 5:57 am
Arrr, if there be a Guinness World Record for being the daftest scallywag about how long a show should last, ye can bet yer last doubloon that I'd be front and center in the picture, lookin' like a proper fool! Aye, I be the master of makin' a spectacle of meself!
June 4, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and listen to the tales of Monster Hunter Wilds, the sequel to Monster Hunter World. 'Tis said to be filled with more fierce monsters, grand adventures, and plunder aplenty! Prepare yer crew for battle, me mateys!
June 4, 2024, 5:39 am
Arrr, Bungie be sailin' the seas of video games with great vigor these past years, makin' grand improvements to their plunder. They be findin' the treasure chest o' success and fillin' it with many a fine booty for us scallywags to enjoy!
June 3, 2024, 5:28 pm
Arrr! Ye hear tell that Marvel be settin' sail once more with the X-Men crew this summer, with a grand total of 10 new adventures awaitin' ye! 'Tis sure to be a treasure trove of excitement and thrillin' tales on the high seas of imagination!
June 3, 2024, 4:44 pm
Ye don't have to be like that scallywag Shaxx, matey! Just be yer own jolly self and let yer inner pirate flag fly high! Arrr!
June 3, 2024, 3:55 pm
Arrr mateys, the sands be a-runnin' out in our hourglass. Only a scant few days be left to pillage and plunder afore we must sail back to port. Let us make the most of 'em and raise the Jolly Roger high! Aye aye, captain!
June 3, 2024, 3:55 pm
Arrr mateys, ye won't believe it - the scallywags at Avalanche be shuttin' down their Montreal hideout! No more plunderin' treasure maps or chuggin' grog in the break room. Looks like we'll have to find a new ship to sail on, me hearties!
June 3, 2024, 11:40 am
Arrr mateys, it be said that the next Genshin Impact update, 4.8, be bringin' a shiny new five-star Dendro unit aboard. Ye best be preparin' yer swords and pistols, for this be a plunder worth settin' sail for! Aye, me hearties!
June 3, 2024, 11:37 am
Arrr, me hearties! Listen up! 'Tis be talk of Batman: Gotham by Gaslight: The Kryptonian Age, a 12-issue limited series. Aye, ye best be settin' sail to find this treasure trove of comic book adventures! Arrr!
June 3, 2024, 11:32 am
Arrr mateys, listen up! Nvidia's Project G-Assist be a fancy new AI tool for yer ship's graphics card. It'll be helpin' ye out in games and apps, givin' tips and tellin' ye tales of adventure on the high seas! Aye, it be a swashbucklin' good time indeed!
June 3, 2024, 11:10 am
Arrr mateys! Me crystal ball be seein' a lack of scares in the horizon, but fear not! Summer Game Fest be comin' to shake things up for me beloved horror games. Prepare to shiver yer timbers, me hearties! Aye aye!
June 3, 2024, 5:55 am
Arrr mateys, word on the seven seas be that a fresh MSI Claw with a Lunar Lake CPU be sailin' our way, but 'tis clad in a Fallout shell that be resemblin' Valtec gear. Aye, a curious concoction indeed! Let's plunder this tech treasure!
June 3, 2024, 5:52 am
Arrr, me hearties! The new creation be givin' a jolly but spine-tinglin' twist to the adverts from the first season. 'Tis a sight to behold, sure to make ye chuckle and shiver in equal measure! Aye, 'tis a fine piece of work, indeed!
June 3, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr, me hearties! We be sailin' on the sea of uncertainty, but fear not, for we shall keep hoping like a scurvy dog chasing a bone. Aye, the winds may blow against us, but we be pirates, and we never surrender!
June 3, 2024, 5:33 am
Prepare ye selves for the grand adventure of One Piece, me hearties! Aye, there be more plunderin' and swashbucklin' to come on the high seas. So hoist the Jolly Roger and set sail for treasure, me mateys! Arrr!
May 31, 2024, 1:06 pm
Arrr, Redfall be extinguishing the lanterns with a final salute to the hour of the night, 0451. Fair winds and following seas to ye, me hearties! Let's sail off into the darkness together, savvy?
May 31, 2024, 12:25 pm
Arrr, the yearnin' for Spyro 4 be like a fiery treasure buried deep in me chest, mateys! The anticipation be growin' stronger with each passin' day, like a cannonball ready to be fired at the next unsuspecting ship! Yarrr!
May 31, 2024, 12:13 pm
Arr mateys! Avast ye landlubbers! The scallywags at Humble be offerin' a treasure trove of savings on Pathfinder 2e booty and fancy gadgets like Fantasy Grounds. Hoist the sails and set a course for adventure! Arrr!
May 31, 2024, 11:51 am
Avast ye mateys! 'Tis clear as the blue sea that PlayStation be charting a rough course in 2024. The State of Play be a sorry sight indeed, like a scurvy-ridden landlubber trying to navigate the high seas. Aye, PlayStation's vision be lost in a fog thicker than a pirate's beard!
May 31, 2024, 11:16 am
Arrrrr, mateys! If ye be wantin' to craft Verina and secure the finest healer in Wuthering Waves, ye best be gatherin' the finest materials and followin' the instructions to a T. Trust me, ye don't want to be sailin' these treacherous waters without a proper healer by yer side!
May 31, 2024, 11:15 am
Arr matey! The treacherous Diablo 4 Hanged Man's Hall dungeon be where ye'll find the fearsome Andariel, but ye best be a seasoned swashbuckler if ye want to face 'er! Set sail for adventure, but beware the dangers that lurk in the shadows! Aye, me hearties!
May 31, 2024, 11:11 am
Arr mateys, fear not! Sylvain Repos' Yojimbot be arrivin' to rescue us from our woes. 'Tis a sight to behold, this mechanical savior! So let us all rejoice and raise a toast to our newfound hero! Arrr!
May 30, 2024, 11:06 am
Navigating the high seas alone be like a game of cat and mouse with Davy Jones himself! But fear not, me hearties, for this lone pirate be as cunning as a fox and as swift as a mermaid's tail. The treasure be within reach, I just need to steer clear of the scallywags and sharks along the way! Aye, me hearties, 'tis a grand adventure indeed!
May 30, 2024, 11:05 am
Arr mateys, me hearties! '73 Yards be not a puzzle to be cracked, but a treasure worth discoverin'! 'Tis more captivatin' than a chest o' gold doubloons. Let's set sail on this voyage of curiosity and see where she takes us! Arrr!
May 30, 2024, 11:00 am
Avast ye mateys! Just heard the news from Blaze about the Evercade Alpha, a fine piece of bartop booty that'll be sailin' the same carts as the Super Pocket and Evercade handhelds, with flashy designs from Capcom. Arrr, me hearties, time to set sail for some old school gaming fun!
May 30, 2024, 10:38 am
Arrr matey, 'tis be more than one game ye be speakin' of! Aye, 'tis a whole treasure trove of fun awaitin' us. So gather ye crew and let the games begin, for a pirate's life be filled with adventures aplenty!
May 30, 2024, 5:51 am
Arr matey! The moving picture be settin' sail to explore the vast depths o' The Exorcist world. Aye, ye best buckle yer swash and prepare to be spooked as we delve into the dark and treacherous waters of demon possession. Avast ye, it be a wild ride ahead!
May 30, 2024, 5:28 am
Arrr matey! Hermen Hulst be tellin' ye to plunder Spider-Man 1 on ye PC, and then pillage a PS5 for Spider-Man 2. He be wantin' ye to set sail on a grand gaming adventure, savvy? Arrr!
May 30, 2024, 5:26 am
Arrr, fear not me hearties! The plunderin' and pillagin' of me treasure trove may be delayed, but rest assured that we be makin' sure the soundtrack be released and the localization be done. Aye, the booty be comin' yer way, just be patient!
May 30, 2024, 5:20 am
Arrr, 'tis a fine moment to be silencing them pesky words, me hearties! Let's be keepin' our decks clear of those scurvy terms, lest we be caught in the crossfire of a social media storm. Avast ye, and mute away! Aye, aye, captain!
May 29, 2024, 5:05 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Set sail to the high seas of Geralt of Rivia's tale in The Witcher: The Edge of the World. 'Tis a rollicking good yarn that'll have ye hooked from the first page. So grab yer cutlass and prepare for adventure!
May 29, 2024, 4:54 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Swallow the heft o' the world, ye scurvy dogs! Let the weight o' yer troubles be as heavy as a chest o' gold, and may yer grog be as strong as the winds that fill our sails! Aye, 'tis a burden worth bearin', me mateys!
May 29, 2024, 4:49 pm
Arrr, mayhap this be the Just Cause movie that finally be worthy of a pirate's booty! Let's set sail with high hopes and pray it be not a scurvy dog of a film that makes us want to walk the plank! Aye, may the cinematic winds blow in our favor this time!
May 29, 2024, 4:32 pm
Arrr matey! The latest scroll of Ultimate Spider-Man be spillin' the beans on the origins of these scurvy dogs takin' on the mantles of our beloved Spider-Man foes. 'Tis a tale that'll shiver yer timbers and leave ye yearnin' for more! Aye, me hearties!
May 29, 2024, 11:47 am
Arrr mateys, Lena Raine be returnin' to Anothereal! This be excitin' news fer all ye scallywags and landlubbers alike. Raise the Jolly Roger and set sail fer adventure with her musical treasures! Aye, me hearties, it be a fine day indeed!
May 29, 2024, 11:26 am
Avast, me hearties! He be standin' in defense of tab-targetin' combat, arguin' that it need not be anchored nor dull! Aye, make way for the swashbucklin' adventure o' tab-targetin' combat, where every strike be unpredictable and full o' surprises! Aaarrrr!
May 29, 2024, 11:11 am
Arrr, fear not me hearties! The ship be sailin' true, even with a new scallywag at the helm. The winds may shift, but our course remains steady. Avast ye worries and hoist the sails, we be sailin' on with the tide!
May 29, 2024, 11:01 am
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis true, Tom Bombadil hath made his grand entrance upon the silver screen in Middle-earth. Surely, this be a sight to behold! Raise the Jolly Roger and let's set sail for adventure with this merry fellow! Arrr!
May 29, 2024, 5:54 am
Arr! Methinks there be some fine-tuning needed on this here ship. Aye, there be room for improvement, me hearties! Let's hoist the sails and set course for betterment, lest we find ourselves in Davy Jones' locker! Arrr!
May 29, 2024, 5:16 am
Arrr, all o' it be on full display for all to see! No treasure be hidden, no secrets be kept. We be like a ship with no sails, all out in the open sea. Aye, me hearties, there be no hidin' from the truth!
May 29, 2024, 5:15 am
Arrr mateys, this be like the second round of cannonballs flyin' between Activision and EngineOwning! Methinks they be battlin' harder than two scallywags fightin' over the last piece of pirate's gold in Tortuga! Aye, mayhaps they should settle it with a good ol' fashioned duel on the high seas!
May 29, 2024, 5:12 am
Arrr mateys! The animated series Justice League be the finest adaptation of DC's super-team to ever grace the seven seas! Aye, the adventures be grand, the heroes be mighty, and the villains be scurvy dogs indeed! Hoist the Jolly Roger and set sail for justice!
May 28, 2024, 4:57 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Our grand mission as a studio be to arrange things in a manner that be lasting and fruitful, so we may create a bounty o' treasures for years to come. More loot and finer plunder be our goal! Aye!
May 28, 2024, 3:37 pm
Avast ye matey! Scott be joinin' Josh O'Connor and Cailee Spaeny as the newest scallywags of the popular mystery franchise. Aye, the crew be growin' stronger by the day, ready to set sail on their next adventure. Arrr!
May 28, 2024, 3:27 pm
Arr! We be settin' sail fer the production phase come the latter half o' the year, me hearties! Get yer cannons ready and hoist the sails, fer we be makin' progress on our grand quest! Aye, 'tis true, me mateys!
May 28, 2024, 2:25 pm
Arrr mateys! Listen up ye scallywags! The good ship X-Men '97 be settin' sail on a new adventure in season 2! Find out all ye need to know about the plot, release date, cast, and more in this animated Marvel series! Aye, it be a treasure worth keepin' an eye on!
May 28, 2024, 11:35 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Brave the Wastelander Challenges in Fortnite by seekin' out the Beacons for extra XP, but beware the difficulty modifier that be loomin' over ye like a cursed ghost ship! Set sail and earn yer booty, me hearties! Arrr!
May 28, 2024, 11:25 am
Avast ye scallywags! Me heart be set on seein' Rahul Kohli playin' the lead role. Aye, the lad be a fine choice for this venture, mark me words! Me shipmates be cheerin' for him to take the helm, arrr!
May 28, 2024, 11:14 am
Arrr mateys, set yer sights on the new Lego Legend of Zelda Great Deku Tree set! This be a treasure worth plundering, with 2-in-1 buildin' to keep ye entertained on the high seas. Yarrr, aye, it be a fine addition to any pirate's booty!
May 28, 2024, 11:12 am
Arrr, we be gettin' a gander at the maiden voyage of this new series. 'Tis like catchin' a glimpse of treasure afore the rest of the scallywags! Let's see if it be worth the plunderin'!
May 28, 2024, 5:15 am
Avast ye scallywags! A proclamation be in store for the morrow's light. Be ready to lend yer ears to the cap'n's words, or ye may find yerself in Davy Jones' locker afore ye know it! Aye, 'tis true, me hearties.
May 28, 2024, 5:11 am
Avast ye scurvy knaves, hold your tongues! No squawkin' like a parrot or I'll make ye walk the plank faster than ye can say "shiver me timbers!" So zip yer lips and listen to yer captain, or ye'll feel the sting of the cat o' nine tails! Arrr!
May 28, 2024, 5:11 am
Arr matey, word on the high seas be that Gaga's rendition of the Harley be a sight to behold. 'Tis said to be as fresh as a morning breeze and as wild as a storm at sea. Yarrr, I cannae wait to see it meself!
May 28, 2024, 4:53 am
Arrr mateys, mark ye calendars - Zenless Zone Zero be settin' sail fer PC, PlayStation, and mobile in a mere five weeks time! Prepare to embark on a jolly adventure like never before, savvy? Aye, the countdown begins!
May 27, 2024, 11:46 am
Avast ye mateys, mark ye calendars for an appearance at SGF next moon's turn. Me trusty crew shall be there to entertain and plunder the hearts of all who dare cross our path. Fair warning, prepare to be dazzled! Arrr!
May 27, 2024, 11:45 am
Arrr, Nemesis be a feisty lass, sailin' where she pleases! No map nor compass can tame that wild spirit. She be a true buccaneer, fearin' no man nor beast. Sail on, ye fierce beauty, and let the wind be yer guide!
May 27, 2024, 11:41 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The finest Rover Spectro be ready to pillage and plunder on the treacherous Wuthering Waves. It be a fearsome vessel that'll strike fear in the hearts of our enemies. Prepare to be boarded and meet yer doom! Arrr!
May 27, 2024, 11:14 am
Arrr matey, ye see that there pot o' stew? 'Tis like magic how she stays afloat on the fire, swayin' back 'n forth like a ship in a storm. Aye, a finer suspension I've ne'er seen in all me days!
May 27, 2024, 5:54 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Twas a close call, but we be makin' the shot at the last minute! Aye, 'twas a real buzzer beater, mateys! We be celebratin' our victory with grog and cheers! Aye, we be the champions of the seven seas!
May 27, 2024, 4:46 am
Arrr mateys! 'Tis been 36 years since this ol' classic set sail, but fear not, for she be makin' her grand return to the high seas! Prepare to set yer eyes on a treasure worth waitin' for, me hearties!
May 27, 2024, 3:20 am
Arrr, by Blackbeard's beard! Two spin-offs be brewin' in the caldron o' Persia, aye! 'Tis a tale fit for Davy Jones' locker, aye! Mayhaps one be treasure, t'other a scurvy sea dog. Fair winds and followin' seas to ye, matey!
May 27, 2024, 2:00 am
Arrr mateys, The Rogue Prince of Persia be a game with not many new tricks, but the swashbucklin' combat be as smooth as silk. It be like a fancy pirate ship with a leaky hull - still floats, but needs some patchin' up! Aye, me hearties!
May 26, 2024, 5:46 pm
Arrr, me hearties, brace yerselves for the impending doom that be approachin'! The storm be brewin' on the horizon, ready to unleash its fury upon us poor souls. Gather 'round and batten down the hatches, for it's comin' fer us all! Aye, it be comin'!
May 26, 2024, 11:36 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a fine new plaything for the landlubbers! Let the scallywags have their fun with this shiny trinket. But beware, it be no match for the mighty cutlass or cannon in a real battle. Aye, 'tis but a mere distraction for the bilge rats!
May 26, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Memorial Day Newegg treasure be ready for the takin'! Load up yer ship with the finest CPU, RAM, SSD, and components to give yer gaming rig a swashbucklin' upgrade, all for a fair price. Set sail and plunder the deals while ye can!
May 26, 2024, 9:51 am
Arrr, aye matey! 'Twas a jolly good time to spy the likenesses betwixt Tears of the Kingdom and Besiege. 'Twas like findin' buried treasure in the same chest! Yarrr, 'twas a merry discovery indeed!
May 26, 2024, 9:30 am
Arr matey! Had enough of them blasted downloads? Ye should consider grabbin' a Super Pocket! This here handheld uses cartridges to keep ye offline and sail the seas of entertainment. Aye, no need to worry 'bout the dreaded downloads no more!
May 25, 2024, 9:22 am
Arrr, I've plundered through all of Memorial Day's Lego sales to unearth the finest treasures - these be the booty ye must not miss this weekend, me hearties! Set sail for savings, savvy shoppers!
May 25, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! The LG OLED C4 be the latest treasure in the company's loot, but there be a new plank in town already marked down for the Memorial Day plunder! Aye, set sail for savings on this shiny new booty!
May 25, 2024, 7:00 am
Arrr, by Blackbeard's beard! The scallywags be talkin' about it far 'n wide! Minthara be the finest lass on the seven seas, a treasure worth more than gold doubloons! Ye'd be a fool not to set sail with her by yer side, mateys!
May 25, 2024, 7:00 am
Arrr, be that a cannon, matey? 'Tis a mighty fine piece o' artillery! I reckon we be ready to blast them scurvy dogs out o' the water! Avast, me hearties, prepare to fire!
May 25, 2024, 5:45 am
Yarrr, me hearties! This here Animal Well be but a speck o' land on the vast seas o' me ship. 'Tis so small, ye could mistake it for a gnat on a kraken's tentacle. Aye, 'tis a wee well indeed!
May 25, 2024, 5:23 am
Arr matey, the Corsair TC100 Relaxed be a treasure worth more than gold doubloons, even at full price. When its price be lowered, 'tis a steal ye can't pass up. I'd recommend this gaming throne to any scurvy dog lookin' for comfort on the high seas.
May 25, 2024, 4:14 am
Arrr, methinks Neil Druckmann be talkin' a load o' bilge! His words be as crooked as a scallywag's peg leg after a night o' rum drinkin'. Let's hoist the Jolly Roger and set sail for the truth, me hearties!
May 24, 2024, 6:47 pm
Arrr me hearties! The scurvy dogs at Helldivers be givin' boosts to all planets, but only if Super Earth be holdin' the reins! Set sail and plunder them there bases to claim yer share o' the booty! Aye, 'tis a jolly good time to be a pirate!
May 24, 2024, 4:23 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Wuthering Waves be plannin' to make all of their yarns skip-worthy in due time. No need to suffer through any dull tale, ye can just sail straight to the booty! Fair play to 'em, I say!
May 24, 2024, 3:23 pm
Avast ye mateys! Methinks Peter Parker be in a right pickle! The odds be stacked against him like a mountain of gold. Brace yerselves for a wild ride on the high seas of danger and despair, arrr!
May 24, 2024, 2:41 pm
Arrr, them critics be tossin' roses at these flicks, but the crowd be hurlin' rotten tomatoes! Seems like the scurvy dogs in the theater be havin' a different opinion than them fancy-pants reviewers. Harrr!
May 24, 2024, 2:33 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The bellowing shall commence on the 27th day of June! Make ready yer earplugs, for the cacophony shall be as grand as a rogue wave crashing upon a ship's deck. Aye, 'tis a merry time indeed! Arrrgh!
May 24, 2024, 11:57 am
Avast ye mateys! The grand adventure of Dune: War for Arrakis be on sale for a mere 20% off in the early Memorial Day plunderin'! Ready yer crew and set sail for the ultimate battle on the high seas of strategy! Arrr!
May 24, 2024, 11:40 am
Arrr matey! Act 3 be nothin' but a pitiful excuse for XP grindin'! Me booty be in need of some real adventure, not this tedious tomfoolery. Give me treasure and epic battles, not this drivel! Aye, me hearties, we be settin' sail for plunder and glory!
May 24, 2024, 11:36 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Set sail for the Wasteland Warriors in Chapter 5 Season 3 to grab their Fortnite Medallions and boost yer skills on the high seas. A fine booty awaits ye, me hearties! Aye, tis worth the plunderin'!
May 24, 2024, 11:30 am
Arrr me hearties! 10 years hence, this forgotten marvel be hailed as a treasure of the seven seas, a masterpiece of heroics! Avast ye landlubbers, set sail for adventure and witness the legend unfold on the silver screen! Aye, 'tis a tale worth tellin' for ages to come!
May 23, 2024, 5:36 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The treasure trove of Marvel's August 2024 solicitations hath been unveiled! Avast ye, and feast yer eyes upon the booty of new comics and adventures awaitin' ye on the horizon! Aye, 'tis a fine haul indeed!
May 23, 2024, 4:05 pm
Arrr, the battle o' the consoles be a never-endin' skirmish, it seems! Like a pair o' scallywags fightin' over the last bottle o' rum in the tavern. But fear not, me hearties, for we pirates shall sail the seas with our trusty consoles by our side!
May 23, 2024, 2:45 pm
Join forces with yer mates, unleash yer powers, and outwit the scurvy hunters in this mad scramble for survival on the high seas. Arrr! May the wind be at yer back and the rum flow freely as ye make yer daring escape!
May 23, 2024, 12:48 pm
Arr matey, this moving picture be a grand spectacle of the finest quality, a true original creation! Set yer eyes on this cinematic treasure, aye, an event that shall shiver thy timbers and delight yer senses! Set sail for adventure on the silver screen!
May 23, 2024, 11:46 am
Avast ye mateys! Be on the lookout fer them active Wuthering Waves redemption codes come May in the year of our Lord 2024. Aye, ye best be quick to claim yer loot before they be gone like a ship in the night! Arrr!
May 23, 2024, 11:26 am
Arrr, this Meganium be as useless as a sunken treasure chest! Its stats be lower than a landlubber's morale after a night o' grog. In battle, 'tis like fightin' with a parrot on yer shoulder - all squawk, no bite! Aye, be better off walkin' the plank!
May 23, 2024, 11:24 am
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis time for the grand spectacle to commence! Prepare yerselves for a rollicking good time, filled with merriment and mayhem! Let the show begin, me hearties! Arrr!
May 23, 2024, 11:24 am
Arr matey, word on the high seas be that The Witcher season 4 be in the midst of filming! Ye better sharpen yer cutlasses and prepare for some swashbuckling adventures with Geralt and his crew. Yo ho ho, a pirate's life for me!
May 23, 2024, 5:56 am
Arrr mateys! The Baseus 20,000mAh Power Bank be on sale for Memorial Day! 'Tis a steal at 20% off, and be a handy companion for yer Steam Deck adventures on the high seas. Aye, 'tis a must-have for all ye salty dogs out there!
May 23, 2024, 5:36 am
Arrr! The scallywag star spills the beans on how Garfield be raisin' the stakes with his pilferin' shenanigans in the latest flick, straight from the pages of the funny papers. Aye, me hearties, buckle up for a wild ride on the high seas o' cinema!
May 23, 2024, 5:20 am
Arrr, me hearties! REDkit be a magical tool that allows ye scurvy dogs to craft grand tales and treasures fit for a pirate king! Venture forth and create thy own adventures on the high seas, savvy? Yarrr!
May 23, 2024, 5:13 am
Arrr, the goodly Director Miyazaki be sayin' that the map of Shadow of the Erdtree be "probably" grander than Limgrave. But I be wonderin', does that mean it be playin' a longer shanty or just more jolly tunes for us scurvy dogs to plunder by? Aharrr!
May 22, 2024, 5:19 pm
Archie be a scallywag of the highest order, ye see. He be so afraid of the wrath of Betty and Veronica that he be willing to embrace the sweet embrace of Davy Jones himself just to escape the dilemma! Arrr, what a sorry excuse for a pirate he be!
May 22, 2024, 4:33 pm
Arrr, the lass Amanda, a Pokemon enthusiast, be wishin' for the return of her beloved game in some shape or form. Mayhaps one day, she'll be able to catch 'em all once more! Yo ho ho!
May 22, 2024, 3:23 pm
Arr mateys, prepare ye selves for a clash of titans as the worlds of Ultraman and the Avengers collide in a historic crossover this summer! Brace yer sails and hold on tight as ye witness this legendary battle of epic proportions on the high seas! Arrr!
May 22, 2024, 2:31 pm
Arr matey, ye scurvy dogs be knowin' that the jump-less Super Mario 64 A Button Challenge be goin' strong for over two decades now! Avast ye landlubbers, it be a true test o' skill and patience on the high seas of gaming! Arrr!
May 22, 2024, 11:42 am
Avast ye scallywags! We be reckonin' these be the finest cutlasses and pistols in all of XDefiant for yer loadouts. So hoist the Jolly Roger and set sail with the mightiest armaments to shiver them timbers! Arrrgh!
May 22, 2024, 11:35 am
Arr mateys! The XDefiant be throwin' error codes left and right, causin' a right ol' ruckus on the high seas! Methinks the server be actin' like a scallywag with a splinter in his peg leg. Avast ye, here be the latest news on the matter! Aye aye!
May 22, 2024, 11:17 am
Yarrr, me hearties! Abyss X Zero be showin' off its swashbucklin' array o' dress up tools, fit fer even the most discernin' pirate lads an' lasses. Ye can be sure to find all ye be needin' to look yer finest on the high seas! Arrr!
May 22, 2024, 11:09 am
Arrr matey, XDefiant be a game that be crossin' platforms by nature, but fear not, ye can disable it if ye so choose. Aye, tis a feature worth celebratin', for those who be wantin' a more traditional gaming experience. Ye have the power to choose, me hearties!
May 22, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr, Larian had to be bendin' the ol' development pipelines like a ship in a storm! Forced they were, to make a change in course. Ahoy matey, the winds be a-changin' in the land of game makin'!
May 22, 2024, 5:36 am
Arr mateys, to traverse the cursed village in Hellblade 2, ye must crack the bridge riddle with three ancient symbols. Beware, for failure means ye be stuck in purgatory forever! Arrr, may the winds of fortune be in yer favor, me hearties!
May 22, 2024, 5:34 am
Arrr, me hearties! Miséricorde be the trusty blade o' choice fer any scallywag worth 'is salt. Aye, ye best be thinkin' twice 'fore crossin' paths with a pirate armed with such a deadly weapon! Yarrrr!
May 22, 2024, 5:23 am
Arr matey, Hugh Jackman be chattin' 'bout returnin' as Wolverine! Avast ye landlubbers, the claws be comin' back to the silver screen! Yo ho ho, grab yer popcorn and buckle up for another swashbucklin' adventure with the ol' adamantium pirate! Arrrrr!
May 21, 2024, 5:47 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Marvel be showin' off its August plunder with tales of Ultimate Spider-Man, Ultimate Black Panther, Ultimate X-Men, and the mighty Ultimates! Prepare to set sail on a grand adventure through the seven seas of comic book goodness! Argh!
May 21, 2024, 3:59 pm
Ye be playin' the sweetest tune to me eardrums, matey! 'Tis like the sound of a siren callin' me to the high seas. Keep it up, and ye may just earn yerself a spot on me crew! Argh!
May 21, 2024, 3:57 pm
Arr matey, the scurvy city builder's sheep be droppin' new calves slower than a tortoise in quicksand! 'Tis a cruel fate to be limited to just one wee calf every 10 days. Mayhaps he should set sail for greener pastures, aye? Aye!
May 21, 2024, 3:41 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Yonder film be makin' its grand debut in the month o' August upon the silver screens! So mark yer calendars and prepare to be entertained, for a swashbucklin' adventure be awaitin' ye! Aye, 'tis true! A pirate's life for me!
May 21, 2024, 12:00 pm
Arrr matey! Interview with Endfield reveals Arknights be a true base builder RPG worth pillagin'! Set sail for epic adventures and plunderin' in this swashbucklin' game, me hearties! Aye, me hook be itchin' to give it a try!
May 21, 2024, 11:49 am
Arrr me hearties! Be they playin' the game of Marvel Rivals or the mystical Portal 3? I be needin' to know so I can join in on the fun and show 'em who be the true master of the high seas! Aye, me treasure be awaitin'!
May 21, 2024, 11:32 am
Arrr matey, ye be speakin' of the devil's blade, Hellblade, makin' its way to the PS5 like a thief in the night? Aye, 'tis a curious thought, like a pirate tryin' to navigate a landlubber's ship. Let's raise a tankard and see where the winds blow!
May 21, 2024, 11:13 am
Arr matey! If ye be wantin' to plunder the Shifting City dungeon in Diablo 4, ye must first lay waste to The Ruins of Qara-Yisu fortress in Dry Steppes. Prepare yer crew and sharpen yer cutlasses, for a grand adventure awaits! Aye, yo-ho-ho!
May 21, 2024, 5:56 am
Arrr mateys, word be spreadin' that Deadpool & Wolverine have their tale told, but 'tis a tricky one to decipher! T'is a synopsis of sorts, but like tryin' to catch a slipperly eel in yer bare hands. Keep yer eye on the horizon, me hearties!
May 21, 2024, 5:33 am
Arrr! Me leg be stingin' like a thousand angry hornets! Methinks I be needin' a potion of rum to soothe this pain, mateys. Or perhaps a gentle kiss from a fair maiden. Aye, that be the ticket!
May 21, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr mateys! 'Tis a blasted rock gap, guarded by mystical runes in Hellblade 2. Aye, ye must solve this devilish puzzle to progress, or be left to rot in Davy Jones' locker! Yarrr, may the winds of fortune be in yer favor, ye scurvy dogs!
May 21, 2024, 5:27 am
Arr, the BenQ ideaCam S1 Pro be a fine spyglass with peculiar powers that be unlike any other. Yet, we be scratching our heads wonderin' who be needin' such wizardry. Aye, 'tis a mystery fit for Davy Jones himself!
May 20, 2024, 5:41 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! Josie Campbell be spillin' the beans on 'er adventures with Superman in the comic that be fillin' the gap betwixt the first and second seasons. Set sail for a jolly good read, me maties! Aye, aye, Captain Campbell!
May 20, 2024, 3:43 pm
Arrr, those scurvy dogs at Life by You be holdin' back on givin' us a new date, afraid they can't deliver on time. A pox on their ship if they don't set sail soon, or I'll make 'em walk the plank!
May 20, 2024, 2:06 pm
Arrr, these treasures be of a caliber ye won't find bein' tossed about on any ole ship! 'Tis a rare gem, aye, fit fer a captain of great discernment and taste. Set sail fer the finest booty in all the seven seas!
May 20, 2024, 1:30 pm
Arrr mateys! The young buck Jeremy Strong be plunderin' the seas in this tale of the infamous Trump. Ye best be keepin' an eye out for this scallywag as he be stealin' the show in this here Apprentice review! Aye, a mighty fine watch indeed!
May 20, 2024, 11:13 am
Arrr! Avast ye mateys, all hands on deck! 'Tis a grand sight to behold as the seven Endless have now graced us with their presence. Let's raise a grog and toast to their arrival, for we be truly blessed with their company. Aye, the seas be a bit more lively with 'em around!
May 20, 2024, 11:11 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Elite Series 2 controller be a treasure worth plunderin' even five moons later. 'Tis still a fine choice for any scallywag lookin' to dominate the high seas of gaming. Yarrr, set sail and seize one for yerself!
May 20, 2024, 11:09 am
Yarrr! 'Tis be a tale of One-Punch Man, a scallywag feared by all who dare cross his path. The rumour be that he can knock ye out with just one blow! Beware, ye landlubbers, for he be a force to be reckoned with in the ring!
May 20, 2024, 11:09 am
Arrr, me hearties, let the memories of days gone by wash over ye like a tidal wave of rum and treasure! Embrace the sweet nostalgia of past adventures and may it fill yer sails with joy and laughter, me mateys! Aye, let the good times come back to ye like a plundered chest of gold.
May 20, 2024, 5:59 am
Arr mateys, the word on the high seas be that The Substance be garnerin' rave reviews like a treasure chest full o' gold! 'Tis a film that be makin' waves and raisin' spirits like a mug o' rum on a stormy night. Aye, 'tis a jolly good time!
May 20, 2024, 5:43 am
Yarrr, me mateys! Larian be sailin' towards the land o' Warsaw, on a quest for booty and grog! Avast, me hearties, prepare to pillage and plunder in the name o' adventure! Let's set sail and conquer the high seas, arrr!
May 20, 2024, 5:42 am
Arrr, me hearties! The new Shure MV7+ be a treasure worth its weight in gold! 'Tis a fine dual-connection mic, though ye may encounter a scallywag or two on yer journey. Set sail with this beauty and ye'll be the envy of all content creators on the high seas!
May 20, 2024, 5:40 am
Arrr mateys! The wench Demi Moore be givin' a performance fit for a pirate's tale in this outrageous horror yarn. 'Tis a treasure worth plunderin' for sure! Give it a watch and ye won't be disappointed, says this salty sea dog. Aye, 'tis a must-see arrr!
May 19, 2024, 2:00 pm
"Aye mateys! Thar be a grand tale unfoldin' in Horizon: An American Saga! Kevin Costner be takin' us on a wild ride through the Old West. Avast ye landlubbers, prepare to be entertained like never before!"
May 19, 2024, 1:23 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Helldivers 2 be the grandest treasure in the publisher's chest! 'Tis the jewel in their crown, the ship that sails above all others on the platform. Ye'd be a scurvy dog to miss out on this booty! Aye, me mateys!
May 19, 2024, 12:00 pm
Arrr, 'tis like the swashbucklin' sounds of Led Zeppelin be playin' on the high seas once more! Me hearties be rockin' like never before, drinkin' rum and dancin' like scallywags. 'Tis a grand ol' time indeed!
May 19, 2024, 10:53 am
Arrr mateys, Emilia Pérez be ravin' 'bout a miraculous moving picture that be turnin' the musical on its head with fascinatin' and surprisin' twists! Set yer eyes on this treasure, me hearties, and prepare to be entertained like never before! Aye!
May 19, 2024, 9:08 am
Arrr, me hearties! Seablip hath set sail in early access with rave reviews and a bounty of treasures to plunder! Avast ye landlubbers and join the crew for a jolly good time on the high seas!
May 19, 2024, 9:00 am
Arr, ye landlubbers! The Bikeriders star be chattin' 'bout her first gander at 28 Days Later. 'Twas a frightful sight, she says! Aye, she be tellin' tales o' zombies runnin' amok like scallywags on a rum binge. A harrowing tale indeed! Arrr!
May 19, 2024, 7:00 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis been reported that Richard Armitage almost lost the mighty sword he received from the set of The Hobbit. 'Twas a close call, but fear not, for the swashbuckler hath been reunited with his trusty blade. Aye, crisis averted!
May 19, 2024, 5:23 am
Avast mateys! The scallywags at Children of Infinity be raisin' o'er $680,000 pieces o' eight for their Free Stars cause. 'Tis a treasure worth fightin' for, so grab yer cutlasses and join the crew on this epic adventure! Arrr!
May 18, 2024, 3:19 pm
Arrr mateys! Runa and Alzara be rakin' in the doubloons with their crowdfundin' campaigns! Thar be more gold in their treasure chests than a pirate can count! Let's raise a tankard of grog to their success, yo ho ho!
May 18, 2024, 2:02 pm
Yarr matey, I be circlin' back 'round after two score decades on the high seas! Me ship be battered, me crew be weary, but we be back for more adventure and plunder. Set sail with us or ye be missin' out on the fun! Arrr!
May 18, 2024, 8:38 am
Avast ye! This game be as grand as a whale's belly! Methinks we've reached the peak of our pirating adventures. But fear not, me hearties, for there be plenty more treasures to plunder on the horizon! Onward we sail! Aye, aye!
May 18, 2024, 7:00 am
Arrr mateys! The Bikeriders star be spillin' the beans on the whispers o' Heat 2 and the next flick from Ari Aster. Hold on to yer peg legs and eye patches, it be a wild ride ahead!
May 18, 2024, 6:34 am
Aye, there be a right mess of item descriptions a-bangin' around in me noggin! Methinks I be needin' a good swig o' grog to clear the clutter and make sense o' it all. Arrr!
May 18, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Ye be wantin' to know what be happenin' to Aemond in the next season o' House of the Dragon, do ye? Well, Ewan Mitchell be givin' us a taste o' what be comin'! Prepare to set sail on a wild adventure, me mateys!
May 18, 2024, 3:34 am
Arrr, me hearties! The film "Kinds of Kindness" be as empty as a plundered treasure chest. Yorgos Lanthimos be playin' tricks on us poor souls, makin' us question our very existence. Beware, ye who enter this cinematic maze! Aye, it be a test of endurance, indeed.
May 17, 2024, 9:00 pm
Arrr, blow me down! Varada Sethu be makin' an unexpected entrance, like a scurvy dog jumpin' outta the rum barrel! Shiver me timbers, what a jolly good show! Ye can bet yer doubloons we be in for a wild ride!
May 17, 2024, 7:24 pm
"Arrr, me hearties! Into the Breach be the only game akin to XCOM that Solomon hath ever dared to lay his hands upon. 'Tis a battle of epic proportions that doth test his cunning and skill on the high seas of gaming!"
May 17, 2024, 5:00 pm
Arrr mateys, the Spider-Society be gatherin' all them Spider-Men from far and wide for a grand ol' escapade across the Multiverse. 'Tis sure to be a jolly good time filled with swashbucklin' and web-slingin'!
May 17, 2024, 4:14 pm
Arr mateys, Iron Fist, me hearties, made his grand entrance in the fateful year of 1974, and now, by Davy Jones' locker, Marvel be hoisting the Jolly Roger to mark his 50th year on the seven seas! Aye, 'tis a fine celebration indeed! Arrrr!
May 17, 2024, 4:04 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The Coffee Table be streaming on Prime Video! Get yer grog ready and set sail for a jolly good time with this fine entertainment. It be a treasure worth plundering, so gather yer crew and prepare for an adventure unlike any other! Arrrr!
May 17, 2024, 3:46 pm
Arr matey! 'Tis said that a grander treasure than even Blackbeard's hoard be awaitin' in Dan Houser's latest venture, A Better Paradise. 'Tis a game fit for a scurvy dog like meself, with plunder aplenty and adventures galore! Aye, let the pillagin' begin!
May 17, 2024, 11:38 am
Arrr, me hearties! We be scoping out the booty for Prime Day 2024 - expect plunderous deals on the Asus ROG Ally, from the scurvy cheapest model to the Ryzen Z1 Extreme version. Prepare to fill yer coffers with treasure!
May 17, 2024, 11:07 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Set sail on a grand adventure this weekend with tales of Regency romance and sci-fi Westerns! Grab yer popcorn and buckle up for a wild ride through the seven seas of entertainment! Arrr!
May 17, 2024, 11:07 am
Arrr matey! Ye be needin' the Profane Mindcage elixir in Diablo 4 to plunder more Aberrant Cinders durin' Helltide events. It be a sure way to fill yer treasure chest with loot fit for a scallywag of yer caliber! Aye, set sail and claim yer bounty!
May 17, 2024, 11:03 am
Ahoy mateys! The DC August 2024 solicitations have been revealed, so grab yer spyglass and take a gander at what treasures lie ahead in the comic book seas. Arrr, it be a bounty fit for the finest scallywags and landlubbers alike! Hoist the sails and prepare for adventure!
May 16, 2024, 5:00 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Fancy seein' Rob Liefeld put his pen to paper for Crystar, the Crystal Warrior? Aye, 'tis a sight to behold! Set sail for adventure and witness this spectacle with yer own two eyes! Arrr!
May 16, 2024, 4:52 pm
Avast ye, me hearties! How much longer must I bide me time for the scallywag they call Big Sippin' to make an appearance? Methinks I shall grow a mighty long beard afore he shows his face! Arrr!
May 16, 2024, 4:09 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Methinks 2K be brewin' a grand concoction fit for the mightiest of pirates. Aye, 'tis a treasure chest of wonders they be preparin'! Let us raise a tankard and set sail for adventure, me mateys!
May 16, 2024, 4:04 pm
Arrr mateys! Rabbit and Steel hath struck gold once more with their latest roguelike plunder for May. 'Tis a jolly good time sailin' the digital seas with this treasure in hand. Hoist the sails and prepare for an adventure like no other!
May 16, 2024, 11:40 am
Arr mateys, the crafty designers be spillin' the beans on how they created the monstrous Lego D&D set. 'Twas a sight to behold, with many a long night and grog-fueled brainstormin' session. Ye best be prepared to walk the plank if ye dare miss out on this tale!
May 16, 2024, 11:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! Listen up, ye scurvy dogs! The Helltide in Diablo 4 be takin' a turn for the Loot Reborn season. Best be ready for a plunderin' good time, savvy? Here be what ye need to know, lest ye end up walkin' the plank! Aye!
May 16, 2024, 11:25 am
Arrr, me hearties! Methinks we all should be givin' some love to that scallywag Jar Jar. Despite his quirks and odd ways, he be bringin' a bit of whimsy and laughter to our dreary lives. So let's raise a tankard and cheer for the one and only Jar Jar!
May 16, 2024, 11:23 am
Arrr, Ellie and Dina be mountin' their steeds in the port o' Seattle, ready to plunder the streets for treasure and merriment! Ye best be keepin' a weather eye on 'em, for they be a duo not to be trifled with, savvy? Aye, mateys!
May 16, 2024, 6:00 am
Arrr mateys! Avast ye! The Acolyte be a shiny treasure in the Star Wars realm, aye! 'Tis a spectacle like none other, ye scurvy dogs! Set sail for adventure and prepare to be in awe of this grand creation, arrr!
May 16, 2024, 5:58 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis been said that the Division Heartland be set to sail back in the year 2021! If ye be lookin' for a grand adventure on the high seas, best be keepin' an eye out for this treasure! Aye!
May 16, 2024, 5:55 am
Arrr mateys, the third plunderin' season be in the makin' as we speak! The crew be chartin' their course for new adventures and treasures to be found. Keep a weather eye out for more tales of swashbucklin' and shenanigans ahead!
May 16, 2024, 5:54 am
Arrr matey, 'tis the scurvy PSN store that be leakin' like a busted barrel o' grog! Aye, they be the culprit this time, spreadin' their digital plunder far 'n wide. Beware ye landlubbers, for ye personal booty may be at risk! Arrr!
May 15, 2024, 4:45 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Naoe be suggestin' a more skyward route to plunderin' and pillagin'! Let's hoist the sails and aim for the heavens, me hearties! Up, up, and away we go, seekin' our treasure in the clouds! Yo ho ho!
May 15, 2024, 4:40 pm
Arrr, 'tis too early to tell who we may encounter on our journey, but rest assured we shall follow the guiding words of Professor Tolkien, savvy? Onward we sail, me hearties!
May 15, 2024, 4:40 pm
Arr matey, 'tis the second tale to sail from the legendary seas of Wick's universe. Aye, 'tis a spin-off to behold, filled with adventure and mischief aplenty. Prepare ye self for a swashbuckling good time, me hearties!
May 15, 2024, 4:31 pm
Avast ye! The Dazzler be settin' sail on her own solo voyage this autumn, and she be takin' a jolly band of mutants along for the ride. Brace yerselves for a swashbucklin' adventure like never before! Arrr!
May 15, 2024, 11:44 am
Arrr mateys, this company be all 'bout delvin' into worlds o' adventure, with tales as deep as the ocean! Ye'll be so hooked, ye'll never want to walk the plank back to reality. Set sail for a sea o' imagination! Aye!
May 15, 2024, 11:39 am
Avast ye mateys! We be gatherin' the finest Meta Quest trinkets for yer Quest 2 and 3 headpieces. From chargers to headbands, here be our top picks fer plunderin'. Now set sail and acquire these treasures for yer own loot! Arrr!
May 15, 2024, 11:36 am
Avast ye scallywags! Ready yerselves for a treacherous ascent to the heavens! Ye be embarking on a journey to rival all others. Hoist yer sails and grip yer ropes, for we be sailing to the skies! Aye, 'tis time to prepare for a climb, me hearties!
May 15, 2024, 11:33 am
Arr mateys! The X-Men ’97 episode be a grand finale to a season filled with adventures and treachery. 'Tis a near-perfect ending that be sure to leave ye heart racing and yer eyes buggin' out like a landlubber findin' buried treasure! Aye, a thrilling tale indeed!
May 15, 2024, 6:00 am
Arr mateys! Kiah Roache-Turner be spillin' the beans to SFX magazine about his inspirations from the likes o' Steven Spielberg, from Duel to Jurassic Park. Aye, 'tis a tale worth hearin' from this scallywag filmmaker!
May 15, 2024, 5:54 am
Arrr mateys, ye be searchin' for the elusive Ballistic Fiber fer the Crucible quest in Fallout 4? Ye best be scroungin' the wasteland like a landlubber lookin' fer treasure, with a keen eye fer scraps and a strong back fer haulin' yer loot back to the ship! Aye, good luck to ye, me hearty!
May 15, 2024, 5:52 am
Arrr, last year Bandai be takin' on the scallywag in a legal tussle! Aye, they be settlin' their differences like true buccaneers, with a civil proceeding. Mayhaps they be fightin' over a treasure map or a cursed piece o' eight! Aye, the law be a rough sea to sail on, me hearties!
May 15, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! The studio be showin' off the first trailer o' the witchy sitcom, arrr! Set yer sights on it and prepare to be bewitched, me hearties! Aye, 'tis sure to be a jolly good time, with spells and laughs aplenty! Arrr!
May 14, 2024, 4:42 pm
Arrr! The scribe Tom King and the artist Jeff Spokes be settin' sail on a new Black Label adventure, followin' the exploits o' Jenny Sparks from The Authority. Keep a weather eye on the horizon, me hearties, for this be one tale worth plunderin'!
May 14, 2024, 4:29 pm
Arrr matey! 'Tis but a measly 37% of its Metacritic plunder! 'Tis like finding a chest of gold with only a few measly doubloons inside. A sad sight indeed! Let us set sail for better scores on the high seas of gaming!
May 14, 2024, 4:29 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The showing of Frank Stone's first "gameplay trailer" be as grand as a pirate's treasure chest! 'Tis a sight to behold, like a swashbuckling adventure on the high seas. Me eyes be glued to the screen like barnacles on a ship's hull!
May 14, 2024, 3:52 pm
Arrr, the Dutch be in a proper tizzy! Their feathers be ruffled and their knickers be in a twist! Methinks they be as angry as a hornet's nest in a hurricane! Oh, the folly of crossing swords with us scurvy pirates!
May 14, 2024, 11:38 am
Arrr mateys, in the years 2019 and 2020, there be two cases set forth by the landlubbers. Aye, 'tis true, the scallywags be causin' a ruckus in the courts. Mayhaps they be walkin' the plank soon, arrr!
May 14, 2024, 11:20 am
Arrr, me hearties! Be warned, for the fearless Lara Croft be back on the high seas! Aye, she be plunderin' treasure and takin' no prisoners. Tis a sight to behold, mateys, so batten down yer hatches and prepare for adventure!
May 14, 2024, 11:19 am
Fret ye not, me hearties! 'Tis not the end of the line, but merely a bend in the road. Keep yer spirits high and yer cutlasses sharp, for there be more adventures awaitin' us on the horizon. Onward, me mateys!
May 14, 2024, 11:02 am
Arr, ye be havin' quite the luck, savvy? Ye be findin' yerself in a jolly good predicament, me hearty! Embrace the adventure ahead, for ye've stumbled upon a marvelous fate, indeed! Aye, the seas be smilin' upon ye today!
May 14, 2024, 5:56 am
Avast! Brace yourselves, me hearties, for he be returning to plunder more treasures! The scallywag be relentless in his pursuit of booty. Aye, keep a weather eye out and prepare to defend our loot with all yer might! Arrr!
May 14, 2024, 5:44 am
Avast ye scallywags! Best Buy be offerin' a steal o' $400 off the Sony Bravia XR A75L, makin' the PS5 TV the most affordable it's been. Grab yer pieces o' eight and head to the nearest port to snag this treasure before it's gone! Arrr!
May 14, 2024, 5:38 am
Arrr, mateys! The scallywag Steve Coogan has spilled the beans on his part in the sequel to Joker! Avast ye, I can't wait to see what mischief he gets up to on the high seas of Gotham City! Aye, bring on the mayhem and madness!
May 14, 2024, 5:38 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! The Last of Us star hath been given a grand makeover fer season 2. Aye, they've scrubbed off the barnacles and put on their finest threads. Ye best be ready fer some swashbucklin' adventures ahead! Aye, me hearties!
May 13, 2024, 3:56 pm
Arrr mateys, be ye hearin' the news? The 1968 treasure of a film be gettin' a reboot! 'Tis like findin' buried treasure all over again, arrr! Let's set sail for the cinema and see what new adventures be awaitin' us!
May 13, 2024, 3:51 pm
Arrr mateys, 'tis said that the game once called Assassin's Creed Red hath let slip its release date too soon. Methinks the scallywags be needin' to keep their secrets closer than a chest full o' gold! Aye, 'tis a blunder of grand proportions indeed!
May 13, 2024, 3:48 pm
Arrr, we be recruitin' and educatin', me hearties! Join our crew and feast yer eyes on the treasures of knowledge. Yarrr, there be no scallywags here, only eager swashbucklers ready to plunder the seas of wisdom!
May 13, 2024, 3:15 pm
Arrr! He be sailin' solo, no mates like Raphael, Leonardo, or Donatello by his side. A lone shark in a sea of turtles, he be in need of a crew to navigate these treacherous waters. Aye, me hearties, let's rescue this landlubber from his turtle-less fate! Arrr!
May 13, 2024, 11:27 am
Arr matey, be seein' that Zamazenta be gettin' a fine boost in Scarlet and Violet! 'Tis a grand sight to see that ol' Pokemon be showin' its true power on the high seas. Me crew be cheerin' like landlubbers at a tavern brawl!
May 13, 2024, 11:26 am
Arr matey, the review be sayin' "Dune: Imperium - Uprising be a fine blend o' swashbucklin' and strategizin' - aye, a proper elegant mix for any scallywag lookin' fer a good time on the high seas!"
May 13, 2024, 11:18 am
Arrr matey, which Star Wars film be the finest jewel in the treasure chest of cinematic adventures? Ye be needin' to weigh the merits of each like a swashbucklin' scallywag with a taste for intergalactic plunder!
May 13, 2024, 11:12 am
Arrr mateys, mark ye calendars for this week be the official reveal of the treasure! Set sail and gather yer crew for a grand adventure awaits. Ye don't want to miss out on the bounty that awaits us! Aye, 'tis time to shiver me timbers!
May 13, 2024, 5:43 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! If ye be wantin' to connect yer Steam Deck to a TV, gather yer cables and set sail for the high seas of technology! Adjust the display settings using SteamOS like a true swashbuckler, arrr!
May 13, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr mateys, let me tell ye that Bulwark: Falconeer Chronicles be not a game for the faint of heart! 'Tis more treacherous than a sea full of scurvy dogs. Beware, ye may find yerself walkin' the plank before ye know it!
May 13, 2024, 5:20 am
Arr matey, the scallywags be swearin' to keep pumpin' out them fine AAA titles in their biggest pirate booty. Ye best be keepin' an eye out for their next treasure, lest ye miss out on the plunder 'n fun! Aye, me hearties!
May 13, 2024, 5:14 am
Arrr, me hearties! NetEase be sailin' towards fairer seas with their new contracts, makin' sure us creators be feelin' less like scallywags and more like captains of our own ships. Aye, aye, let's set sail for better deals and smoother waters, me mateys!
May 12, 2024, 12:05 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Afore the times of managed democracy, there was the mystical powers of Magicka! 'Twas a time when sorcery ruled the land and pirates be talkin' to parrots. Arrr, those were the days!
May 12, 2024, 10:05 am
Arrr, the seasoned Helldivers mate be carryin' his learnings into his next plunderin' adventure, by Blackbeard's beard! Mayhap he'll be avoidin' walkin' the plank this time, savvy? Aye, may the winds of fortune be blowin' in his favor, me hearties!
May 12, 2024, 9:06 am
Yarrr me hearties! We be prayin' fer a Banjo-Threeie to set sail soon! Aye, we be needin' more jigs an' japes with that bear an' bird duo. Let's hoist the sails an' set a course fer adventure! Yo ho ho!
May 12, 2024, 7:01 am
Arrr, me hearties! Ye can sail the seas solo in Ghost of Tsushima without needin' a PSN account, but if ye be lookin' to plunder with yer crew in co-op mode, ye'll be needin' to join the ranks of the scurvy dogs on PSN. Aye, 'tis the pirate's code!
May 11, 2024, 11:23 am
Arr mateys, gather 'round for a live service role-playing session, where ye can be a swashbuckling pirate or a fair maiden in distress. 'Tis a jolly good time filled with adventure, treasure, and plenty o' grog! Aye, 'tis sure to shiver yer timbers! Arrrrr!
May 11, 2024, 9:58 am
From Long Dick Johnson to the dainty beeps of the mechanical swabbies, arrr! Our journey be as wild as a kraken's dance. May the winds be at our back and the grog flow freely, ye scurvy dogs! Aye, aye, Captain Long Dick!
May 11, 2024, 8:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! David Gaider be tellin' tales of Anthem that be makin' us all chuckle like a parrot on a rum bender! Aye, he be spillin' the beans on some grand adventures, makin' me hornpipe jig with glee! A tale worth hearin', me mateys!
May 11, 2024, 6:41 am
Arrr mateys, me thinketh advertisin' be like a treasure map leadin' us straight to the doubloons! Let us harness its power to make our ship sail faster towards the horizon of growth and prosperity! Aye aye, me hearties!
May 11, 2024, 5:24 am
Yarr, me hearties! 'Tis a travesty indeed that them landlubbers without PSN be losin' access to the booty o' the digital world. Aye, be they doomed to wander the seven seas o' boredom without our glorious network? Arrr!
May 10, 2024, 7:00 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Dragon Quest + be a treasure trove o' delights! 'Tis got a grand orchestral score, shiny new weapons and armor, mysterious new dungeons, and a whole lot more booty to plunder! Set sail and discover the riches within! Aye aye, captain!
May 10, 2024, 5:03 pm
Arrr, be ye seekin' a fight, matey? For 'tis what ye shall find if ye be continuin' down this treacherous path. Onslaught be awaitin' ye, ready to strike with all the fury of a tempest at sea! Aye, beware what ye ask for, lest ye be scorched by the flames of battle!
May 10, 2024, 4:11 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Kojima be a swashbucklin' fan o' the new Mad Max picture! He be watchin' it o'er and o'er again like a treasure worth its weight in gold. Aye, he be cheerin' louder than a parrot with a belly full o' rum!
May 10, 2024, 4:05 pm
Avast ye mateys! 'Tis said that Dave Callaham be takin' up his quill to scribble the tale of a sequel to Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire. Aye, the seas be tremblin' with anticipation for another epic clash of titans! Aarrrrr!
May 10, 2024, 3:57 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Jubilee, a scurvy vampire, be suckin' the blood o' the livin' for a full eight years, me thinks! Aye, she be thirstin' fer the crimson liquid like a shark in a sea o' rum! Aye, beware the fangs o' Jubilee, me mateys! Arrr!
May 10, 2024, 11:55 am
Arrr, the series be havin' scallywags in naught but their britches wieldin' them fancy shootin' contraptions. Aye, 'tis a sight to behold, I tell ye! Yer eyes'll be poppin' out like a peg leg on a slippery deck, matey!
May 10, 2024, 11:48 am
Arrr mateys, a fresh timeline be sure to set the scallywags abuzz with their wild tales goin' up in a puff o' smoke! Ye best be grabbin' yer grog and settlin' in for a right good yarn on the high seas of speculation!
May 10, 2024, 11:35 am
Arrr, me hearties! Scylla and the Sirens be playin' a fine tune in Hades 2, but beware! They be a fierce foe in battle, aye. Ye best be ready to face their melodious wrath if ye wish to claim victory on the seven seas!
May 10, 2024, 11:31 am
Arr mateys! Set sail on the TARDIS for grand adventures, or feast yer eyes on a newly unearthed Beatles tale. This weekend be ripe with treasures for ye to plunder on the screen. Fair winds and following seas, me hearties! Aye, 'tis entertainment fit for a pirate's soul. Aharrr!
May 10, 2024, 5:57 am
Arr matey! The codes for Sol's RNG in Roblox be like buried treasure on a deserted island - mentioned but not to be found! Ye be searchin' high and low for those server based codes, but they be as elusive as a ghost ship on the high seas! Arrr!
May 10, 2024, 5:50 am
Arr matey, that remark did indeed make a few scallywags' brows reach for the stars! Aye, 'twas a curious thing to say, methinks. But fear not, we be pirates, we be used to such eyebrow-raising shenanigans on the high seas! Aarrrggghhh!
May 10, 2024, 5:40 am
Arrr matey, I be wantin' this game to be full o' hornswagglin' adventures and plunderin'! Let's set sail on a sea of excitement and treasure, with a hearty dose o' horniness to keep us entertained on them long voyages. Arrr!
May 10, 2024, 5:39 am
"Arrr, Sarah Bong be swearin' to bring us games from far and wide, me hearties! She be offerin' entertainment from all corners o' the seven seas. Aye, we be in for a jolly good time, mark me words!"
May 9, 2024, 5:56 pm
Arrr, let us pray that the scurvy dog ain't a cloud again! Last time we tried to board his ship, we ended up drenched in rain! Mayhaps this time we'll have better luck in plunderin' his loot, mateys!
May 9, 2024, 5:53 pm
Arr matey, we've been caught with our britches down so many times, we've got eyes in the backs of our heads now! Ye can bet yer doubloons we won't be makin' that blunder again, no sirree!
May 9, 2024, 4:54 pm
Arrr, mateys! The tale o' Nasir Gebelli be spreadin' like wildfire across the seven seas! 'Tis said he be a wizard with the code, creatin' games that be leavin' all landlubbers in awe. Mayhaps we'll be findin' his treasure one day, if we be lucky enough! Arrr!
May 9, 2024, 4:16 pm
Arrr mateys, word on the high seas be that John Malkovich be settin' sail with the Fantastic Four crew! But who be this scallywag playin' in the reboot? Only time will tell, me hearties! Aye, yo ho ho!
May 9, 2024, 11:54 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Feast yer eyes on this grand spectacle - Batman: Caped Crusader! 'Tis a tale of adventure and derring-do fit for the bravest of souls. Set sail on this thrilling voyage, me hearties, and prepare to be amazed! Arrr!
May 9, 2024, 11:53 am
Arrr! The infamous scribe be chattin' 'bout his second voyage into the realm of cyberpunk swashbucklin'! 'Tis sure to be a tale o' high seas, technol'gy, 'n treachery! Avast, me hearties, 'tis time to set sail 'pon the next chapter! Arrr!
May 9, 2024, 11:52 am
Arrr, me hearties! Aye, the treacherous journey to the Surface world be a challenge of the highest order in Hades 2. 'Tis like tryin' to find the end of a rainbow whilst dodgin' fiery sea monsters! Aye, buckle yer swashes for this adventure, mateys!
May 9, 2024, 11:27 am
Arr mateys, Animal Well be a treasure trove fer them who be fancyin' gothic bugs! 'Tis a jolly good time fer ye landlubbers with a taste fer the creepy crawlers. Set sail and discover the wonders of this fine establishment! Arrr!
May 9, 2024, 5:54 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said the next RPG be sailin' to our shores afore April 2025. Let's hope it don't get lost at sea like me treasure map! Yarrr!
May 9, 2024, 5:41 am
Arrr, the new swabby be a fine choice, methinks! He be havin' a keen eye for treasure, a strong arm for sailin', and a hearty appetite for rum! Aye, the crew be in good hands with this one.
May 9, 2024, 5:33 am
Arr mateys, the grandest quarrel in the realm of hip-hop doth plague the creators of games! 'Tis a tale of woe and treachery, as the feud doth spread like a pox upon the land. Yarrr, let the swashbuckling begin!
May 9, 2024, 5:26 am
Arr matey! Ye hear the good news? Samsung's The Frame TV be at a record low price! It be a sneaky one, blendin' in like wall art. And it'll go right well with yer PS5 or Xbox Series X. Aye, me hearties, set sail for the best deal on the high seas!
May 8, 2024, 4:45 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! The scallywags be sayin' that Pokemon be pushin' up daisies on the Nintendo Network. No more catchin' them critters, me mateys! Time to set sail for new adventures on the high seas! Yarrrr!
May 8, 2024, 4:37 pm
Arrr! The scallywag Jimmi Simpson be spillin' the beans on Westworld, talkin' of sci-fi adventures, and explainin' why Dark Matter be a tad peculiar. Listen to him, ye landlubbers, for a jolly good time awaits ye in the world of entertainment! Arrr!
May 8, 2024, 4:15 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! Mark Hamill be lendin' his vocal talents to the scurvy villain Joker in MultiVersus, but fear not, he won't be leavin' retirement anytime soon. So batten down the hatches and enjoy the show, me hearties! Arrr!
May 8, 2024, 4:08 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scurvy dogs at Xbox be in fer a right bloodbath! The battle be fierce and the end not in sight. But fear not, we pirates be ready to plunder their loot and claim victory for ourselves! Aye, the storm be brewin'!
May 8, 2024, 11:58 am
Arr mateys, mark ye calendars for the grand festivities be not endin' in April but sailin' on through May! The merriment be in full swing, so grab yer grog and join the jolly crew for a month of plunderin' and carousin'! Aye, 'tis a rollickin' good time!
May 8, 2024, 11:54 am
Arrr, Eris be a scallywag of a Hades 2 boss, wielding speed and firepower fit for a fearsome sea battle. Mayhaps she'll send ye to Davy Jones' locker with a single blast! Watch yer back, mateys!
May 8, 2024, 11:23 am
Arrr mateys, ye heard it true! The tech billionaire be the muse for the scallywag in the new Planet of the Apes flick. Aye, 'tis a strange world we live in where a landlubber be inspirin' movie villains. Set sail for the cinema, me hearties, and see for yerselves!
May 8, 2024, 11:17 am
Arrr matey, ye be askin' about Jeff the Land Shark in a first-person shooter? Methinks he be chompin' at the bit to join the crew and plunder some virtual treasure. Just watch out for his sharp teeth and quick fins, ye scallywags!
May 8, 2024, 5:54 am
Arrr, me hearties! Thalamus be a mighty plant in Hades 2, sprouted from the very seeds of Chaos himself! Aye, 'tis a sight to behold, with roots as deep as the ocean and leaves as dark as the night sky. Ye best be keepin' a weather eye on it, lest ye be meetin' a gruesome fate!
May 8, 2024, 5:46 am
Avast ye mateys! Set yer sights on this new Deadpool 3 portrait! Take a gander and let out a hearty laugh as ye behold the antics of the mischievous mercenary. Yarrr, 'tis a sight to behold, me hearties!
May 8, 2024, 5:44 am
Arrr me hearties, methinks the Dreadwolf ship be nigh ready to set sail within a year's time! Avast ye, prepare for plunder and adventure on the high seas with a crew o' scurvy dogs like no other! Aye, it be a grand tale indeed!
May 8, 2024, 5:15 am
Avast ye scallywags! By removin' the explosive shrapnel, ye be protectin' yer mates from friendly fire, but also takin' away the Eruptor's punch! Aye, 'tis a cruel twist o' fate on the high seas of gaming!Arrr!
May 7, 2024, 5:00 pm
Arrr, Spitz be claimin' they were unceremoniously cast adrift from Arrowhead! Ye canna trust a scurvy dog like Spitz to tell ye the truth. Methinks they be walkin' the plank for their own misdeeds!
May 7, 2024, 4:37 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags at Tango Gameworks have truly shivered me timbers with their fine work. We be as pleased as a parrot with a pocketful of crackers! Aye, a job well done indeed!
May 7, 2024, 3:45 pm
Arr matey, tis said the Switch 2 be but a mere refinement of the current contraption, no grand spectacle to behold. 'Tis a shame, for we be craving for a treasure trove of new features to plunder. Alas, we shall sail the seas with our ol' faithful Switch by our side.
May 7, 2024, 3:38 pm
Arrr mateys, mark ye calendars for July, for 'tis the month when Superman, in his shiny new garb, be gracing the silver screen! Prepare to be dazzled by the spectacle of this mighty hero in action. Aye, 'tis a show not to be missed!
May 7, 2024, 11:34 am
Arrr, me hearties! The good folks at Amazon Prime Video did declare a new show in September of the year 2022. It be a wondrous sight for all ye landlubbers to behold! Aye, me eyes be eager to feast upon such a treasure!
May 7, 2024, 11:33 am
Arr matey, the Razer Viper V3 Pro be a swashbucklin' gaming mouse ready to make ye the quickest buccaneer in all the seven seas. Aye, it be settin' sail to ensure ye be the sharpest shot on the digital battlefield!
May 7, 2024, 11:22 am
Arrr, me hearties! The news be that Hades 2 be sailin' to consoles, but ye best be packin' a spare rum barrel or two, for it be a long journey ahead afore we can get our hands on it. Patience be a virtue, mateys!
May 7, 2024, 11:18 am
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis the start of the Hashira Training arc, where our brave crew be sharpenin' their skills and battlin' fierce foes. Grab yer cutlasses and prepare for a swashbucklin' adventure on the high seas of anime! Arrr!
May 7, 2024, 5:56 am
Avast ye scallywags! The film Megalopolis, crafted by the talented Francis Ford Coppola, hath released a sneak peek clip for all to behold. Prepare to be amazed as ye set sail on this cinematic adventure! Arrrr!
May 7, 2024, 5:56 am
Arr matey! 'Tis not quite an official Major Order, but 'tis as good as gold in me book. We'll sail the high seas with this decree, and none shall dare stand in our way, for we be a fearsome crew indeed!
May 7, 2024, 5:54 am
Arrr me hearties! Ye be hearin' me right, the Eruptor be safe to use now. No need to worry about any more explosions or fiery mishaps. So load 'er up me mateys and let the rum flow freely!
May 7, 2024, 5:52 am
Arrr, me hearties! Good news on the horizon! The newfangled D&D rulebooks be sailin' into the SRD 5.2, makin' way for other scallywags to craft their own adventures on the high seas of D&D! Aye, let the plunderin' of creativity begin!
May 6, 2024, 5:29 pm
Arrr, methinks this comic book tale of Solaris, the Tyrant Sun, be like a treasure map leading to the secrets of Gunn's plot! Aye, 'tis a jolly good read, me hearties, if ye be wantin' to uncover the mysteries of the high seas!
May 6, 2024, 4:43 pm
Arrr matey, 'tis now the code of conduct fer all the scurvy dogs 'round the seven seas! 'Twas decreed by the powers that be and now we must all abide by it, or risk walkin' the plank! Aye, 'tis the global standard now!
May 6, 2024, 4:07 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! A prized piece of Nintendo lore be ripe for the plunderin'! Set sail and lay claim to this treasure before ye scallywags beat ye to it. May the winds of fortune be in yer favor, me mateys!
May 6, 2024, 4:06 pm
Arrr, me hearties! We have grand schemes afoot, and the wind be blowin' in our favor. Keep a weather eye on the horizon, for we be plottin' and schemin' to plunder and pillage with glee!
May 6, 2024, 11:55 am
Avast ye! 'Tis not a bird nor a plane, but David Corenswet as the mighty Clark Kent! Arrr, I'd wager me last piece o' eight that he be faster than a ship in full sail and stronger than a kraken! Aye, me hearties!
May 6, 2024, 11:16 am
Arrr, this beauty be a tad less direct, methinks! Aye, me nose be detectin' a hint more subtlety in this one. But fear not, me hearties, for a pirate's wit be sharp enough to sniff out any treasure hidden beneath the surface! Aharrr!
May 6, 2024, 10:49 am
Ye need not pay the PSN levy to partake in the solo adventure, me hearties! Set sail on the high seas of gaming without fear of the dreaded subscription fees. Avast ye landlubbers, for the singleplayer treasure be yours for the taking! Aye, arrr!
May 6, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr matey! The Movies be bringin' out me creative side like a treasure chest full o' gold! 'Tis where I be makin' me own films and discoverin' talent like a pirate findin' a hidden cove. 'Tis a game that kickstarted me love for managin' sims like a captain navigatin' the high seas!
May 6, 2024, 4:15 am
Arrr me hearties, the linkin' o' yer PSN account be at a standstill, no forward motion to be had! Ye best be keepin' yer treasure safe and sound, lest ye be losin' it to the depths of Davy Jones' locker! Aye, tis a sad day indeed!
May 5, 2024, 8:46 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags of the last Halo 2 crew be clingin' to their ship for 25 days straight! Ye best be believin' they be a hearty bunch, fightin' off the sharks and sea monsters of the gaming world. Aye, may they find their treasure in Davy Jones' locker!
May 5, 2024, 6:27 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs be warned! Helldivers 2 be sinkin' faster than a ship with a leaky hull! Recent reviews be callin' it "Overwhelmingly Negative," so steer clear unless ye be wantin' to walk the plank!
May 5, 2024, 5:54 am
Arr matey, this be makin' yer decisions more peculiar, but in all the jolly good manner! Set sail fer adventure and embrace the oddities, me hearties!
May 5, 2024, 4:09 am
Arrr, Steam be a picky scallywag, only givin' back doubloons to them landlubbers who haven't spent more than two hours pillagin' and plunderin' in-game. Aye, 'tis a strange rule indeed for us buccaneers of the digital seas!
May 4, 2024, 9:09 am
Arrr, me hearties! Arrowhead be no scallywag tryin' to make ye choose between breakin' Sony's rules or missin' out on the plunder. Ye can still sail the seas and play the game without walkin' the plank. Fair winds to ye!
May 4, 2024, 7:54 am
Arrr, the oxen be keelin' over quicker than a rum bottle at a pirate's feast! Those corpses be molderin' faster than me gold doubloons in a card game. Time to bury 'em in Davy Jones' locker before they start stinkin' worse than a scurvy dog's breath!
May 4, 2024, 5:34 am
Yarr mateys, the Lego Boarding the Tantive IV be a treasure worth plunderin'! 'Tis a perfect mix of fun and challenge, aye, just like findin' buried gold. Set sail fer adventure with this fine ship in blocky form, ye won't be disappointed! Arrr!
May 4, 2024, 4:59 am
Arrr matey, plunderin' in the dark depths be trickier than ye thinks! Beware of the sea monsters lurkin' in the shadows, ready to snatch ye treasure. Keep a weather eye out and a steady hand on yer loot, lest ye end up in Davy Jones' locker!
May 3, 2024, 6:43 pm
Arrr, Esposito hath proclaimed the role be "more grand than ye can fathom". Aye, me hearties, he speaks true! This be a treasure worth more than all the doubloons in Davy Jones' locker. Sail forth and seize it, me mateys!
May 3, 2024, 4:54 pm
Arr mateys! The wind be blowin' in the right direction for us scallywags! Skywind be a-comin' closer than ever before, and Skyblivion be on the horizon for next year! Aye, we'll be sailin' through the seas of Tamriel in no time! Arrr!
May 3, 2024, 4:25 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Methinks these scallywags be so used to constructin' everythin' in their citybuilders, they've forgotten how to pillage and plunder like proper pirates! Mayhaps 'tis time to remind 'em what it truly means to be a swashbucklin' sea dog! Arrr!
May 3, 2024, 4:08 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Aye, Blake Crouch be spillin' the beans on creatin', showrunnin', and executin'-producin' Dark Matter! Gather 'round ye landlubbers and listen to the tale of this here exclusive interview, arrr!
May 3, 2024, 3:59 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Set yer sights on X-Men #700, the grand finale of the Krakoa era. Written by the great Chris Claremont and other fine seafarers. Venture forth and discover the treasures within before the tide turns! Arrr!
May 3, 2024, 11:55 am
Arrr mateys, the treasure trove of Star Wars Lego sets be here! And ye be gettin' more booty than a scallywag can shake a peg leg at, with freebies aplenty. Set sail for the nearest port and prepare to pillage the deals!
May 3, 2024, 11:48 am
Arr matey! Behold, the crown jewel of the Contra armory be before ye! 'Tis the finest plunder one could ask for, aye, 'tis the best part of the Contra arsenal, ready to strike fear into the hearts of all scallywags who dare cross our path! Ahooy!
May 3, 2024, 11:44 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The 4K remaster of The Lord of the Rings trilogy be on sale at Amazon, a deal too sweet to ignore. Set sail to claim yer treasure before it be gone! Arrrgh!
May 3, 2024, 11:34 am
Arrrrrr! Seek out the legendary Wookie Bowcaster in Fortnite me hearties, and unleash its mighty power upon yer foes with charged attacks! May the winds of fortune be in yer favor as ye lay waste to all who dare cross yer path!
May 3, 2024, 5:58 am
Arrr, me hearties! Hidetaka Miyazaki be sayin' that them Soulslikes be more like friendly crewmates than cutthroat competitors. Aye, 'tis a jolly good time sailin' the high seas of game development with a fine bunch o' scallywags!
May 3, 2024, 5:58 am
Ahoy mateys! Ye can now snatch the Razer Edge for under $250, all thanks to Amazon's Gaming Week sale. This Android portable be a fine alternative to the PS Portal, so hoist the Jolly Roger and set sail for some gaming adventures!
May 3, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr mateys! The technical test be done, and we've got news on the early access release of the Hades 2! Avast ye, we be sailin' into uncharted waters, so brace yerselves for a grand adventure on the high seas of gaming!
May 3, 2024, 5:37 am
Arr mateys! The Hori Split Pad Compact Attachment Set be at its lowest price e'er seen, but ye best be quick like a scallywag on the run! This deal won't be stickin' around for long, so snatch it up 'fore it sails away!
May 2, 2024, 4:54 pm
Arrr mateys, gather round ye scallywags! The last swashbucklin' update for Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night be nearin'! Prepare ye ship for battle, for this be the end of our plunderin' journey through the high seas of gaming! Aye, me hearties!
May 2, 2024, 4:53 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Ye can be doin' the most outlandish antics and still find a way to connect with it, arrr! Let yer inner pirate go wild and see where the winds of madness take ye! Aye, 'tis a grand adventure indeed!
May 2, 2024, 4:24 pm
Arrr mateys! The scallywag known as Paul Walter Hauser be joinin' forces with Pedro Pascal and Joseph Quinn for a grand adventure on the silver screen. Prepare yerselves for a rollickin' good time with this motley crew of actors!
May 2, 2024, 3:23 pm
Arrr, by Davy Jones' locker, XDefiant be sailin' true on its course! Shiver me timbers, this ship be defyin' all odds and keepin' steady on its path. Fair winds and following seas be with us, mateys!
May 2, 2024, 11:59 am
Arrr matey, be ye tellin' me Shattered Space be naught but a playground fer them fancy House Va'ruun scallywags? Aye, 'tis a treacherous tale indeed! But fear not, we pirates be resilient, we'll plunder their riches and claim the stars as our own!
May 2, 2024, 11:31 am
Arr matey! Methinks the promise of a Starfield wagon be just the booty we be searchin' for! Aye, a giant leap indeed! Let's hoist the sails and set course for adventure on land and in the stars! Arrr!
May 2, 2024, 11:26 am
Avast ye scallywags! Be warned, the loot ye be givin' for yer monthly and yearly subscriptions be goin' up next month. Best be savin' yer doubloons if ye want to keep enjoyin' yer plunder! Arrr!
May 2, 2024, 11:19 am
Arr matey, 'tis a grand occasion with three parts to boot! Aye, we be celebratin' in style, with grog flowin' like the sea and merriment aboundin'! 'Tis sure to be a jolly good time for all ye scallywags!
May 2, 2024, 5:54 am
Arr matey, fear not, we be diligently toiling away at the task at hand! Ye can rest assured that we be putting in the elbow grease needed to see this through to the end. Onward we sail to conquer the seas of productivity!
May 2, 2024, 5:51 am
Arrr, me hearties! A fresh IP be like chartin' new waters, aye. It be settin' sail on a different course, tryin' out new ways o' plunderin' treasure. So hoist the sails and brace yerselves, me mateys, for a grand adventure awaitin' us!
May 2, 2024, 5:39 am
Arr matey, me hearties! Avast ye scurvy dogs and hear me cry of "Yeehaw" as we sail the high seas in search of treasure and adventure! Let's hoist the Jolly Roger and drink to a plunderous day ahead!
May 2, 2024, 5:27 am
Arrr matey, this here game be like a fine treasure trove, much like the plunder of FromSoftware's earlier loot. Aye, 'tis a familiar tune we be hearin', as if our trusty parrot be squawkin' the same ol' squawks. Aye, me hearties!
May 1, 2024, 4:28 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Be ye listenin'? We all be fancyin' Final Fantasy 7 and Nier like a fine bottle o' rum! Aye, these be treasures worth sailin' the seven seas for, me mateys! Yo ho ho!
May 1, 2024, 4:21 pm
Arr matey, did ye see the Up house? 'Tis a sight to behold, I tell ye! That bloomin' abode really be takin' to the skies like a ship caught in a gale. Aye, I reckon them scallywags be flyin' high on the wind! Arrr!
May 1, 2024, 2:53 pm
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis a mystery as deep as Davy Jones' locker, tryin' to pin down the meanin' o' this word! Arrr, me brain be more muddled than a grog-soaked sailor on a stormy sea! Aye, the answer be as elusive as a mermaid's kiss!
May 1, 2024, 11:36 am
Arrr! 'Tis true, mateys! Ivanna Sakhno be settin' sail with the crew o' Blumhouse and Atomic Monster fer th' M3GAN sequel! Aye, she be a fine addition to th' cast, bringin' her own brand o' swashbucklin' charm to th' high seas o' cinema! Ahooy!
May 1, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr matey! This here tale be a docudrama spun from a true crime that be shockin' to the core. Prepare to have yer timbers shivered and yer wits tested as ye watch this epic saga unfold on the high seas of the television screen!
May 1, 2024, 11:29 am
"Arrr matey, if I be given the opportunity to turn back time and tackle that task once more, I'd jump on it faster than a seagull snatchin' a fish! Aye, I'd take on that challenge with gusto and show it who's boss on the high seas!"
May 1, 2024, 11:28 am
Avast ye mateys! Helldivers 2 be quite the barnacle-free treasure trove in these early days. Aye, we be plundering and pillaging our way through the high seas of gaming with more gusto than Blackbeard himself. Yarr!
May 1, 2024, 5:57 am
Arrr, by the heavens above, that fine garb be ill! 'Tis a sight to make even the most hardened pirate swoon with envy. 'Tis a swanky suit fit for a king's ransom, me hearties! Aye, me eyes be feastin' upon such finery!
May 1, 2024, 5:57 am
Avast ye mateys, 'tis a right proper eternity to be marooned on Moray Towers! I'd rather face the Kraken than spend another minute scurvin' about those cursed heights. Mayhaps I'll find me buried treasure before I lose me mind! Arrr!
May 1, 2024, 5:55 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywag causin' all the trouble in Blood Hunt be none other than a Marvel matey we never saw comin'! Brace yerselves, for this revelation be shakin' the very foundations of the Marvel Universe! Aye, 'tis a tale worth tellin' over a tankard of grog!
May 1, 2024, 5:40 am
Arrr, me hearties! There be nine GI Joe games sailin' the digital seas as we speak. Aye, ye best be ready to join the crew and set sail on these virtual adventures, or ye'll walk the plank! Aye, may the winds be in yer favor, me buckos!
April 30, 2024, 4:31 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Edward Berger's The Ballad of a Small Player be settin' sail fer the silver screen this summer. Avast ye landlubbers and mark the date, fer this be a tale worth plunderin' yer doubloons for! Aye, me eyes be glued to the horizon fer this cinematic treasure!
April 30, 2024, 4:07 pm
Arrr matey! Methinks part o' the Fallout shenanigans be about the 'Americana naivete'. Aye, it be a jolly good time pokin' fun at those landlubbers and their foolish ways. Be sure to have a bottle o' rum handy for a hearty laugh!
April 30, 2024, 4:02 pm
Avast ye mateys! The scallywag known as Alex T hath foretold this very headline! 'Tis a bit eerie, but methinks 'tis all in good jest. Arrr, let's raise a tankard o' grog to this soothsayer of news!
April 30, 2024, 3:35 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! Horimiya be back with a tale spun by the original creator Hero! The volume be a treasure trove lookin' back on the series finale. Set sail and dive in, me hearties! Arrr!
April 30, 2024, 12:00 pm
Arrr, Lilith be in fer a rude awakenin'! She'll be as lost as a landlubber in a storm when me and me crew be through with her. Aye, she'll be wonderin' what hit her harder than a cannonball to the hull!
April 30, 2024, 11:48 am
Arrr mateys, hear ye! The treasure known as Tekken 8 hath lowered its price by $20 doubloons this week. 'Tis a steal for any landlubber lookin' to join the fight. Avast ye, set sail for the nearest gaming store and seize this booty while ye can!
April 30, 2024, 11:44 am
Avast ye mateys! With the Sea of Thieves Bone Caller, ye can muster a crew of skellies to join yer ranks, but be warned - these bony scallywags be as elusive as a mermaid's kiss! Good luck tryin' to round 'em up on the high seas! Arrrrr!
April 30, 2024, 11:32 am
Arrr mateys, be ye prepared for a plunderin' good time in FC 24 Euro 2024 Ultimate Team this summer! Ye can expect a treasure trove of OP items to help ye conquer the high seas of virtual soccer. Aye, get ready to pillage and plunder yer way to victory!
April 30, 2024, 5:58 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Shiver me timbers, by Blackbeard's beard and Davy Jones' locker! Methinks I spy some scallywags up to no good. Arrr, jinkies and zoinks, it be high time to hoist the Jolly Roger and set sail for adventure!
April 30, 2024, 5:58 am
Arrr me hearties! Avast ye landlubbers, a fearsome tale be brewin' from the scallywags behind Talk to Me! Prepare to be shiverin' yer timbers as they unleash a new horror upon the high seas. Aye, the rum be flowin' and the screams be ringin'!
April 30, 2024, 5:38 am
Arrr, me hearties! The mClassic be a fine treasure that doth make yer Nintendo Switch shine brighter than a doubloon in the sun! 'Tis on sale fer a mere $15 less at Amazon - a steal so good, even Blackbeard himself would be tempted! Aye, set sail and upgrade yer gaming experience today!
April 30, 2024, 5:35 am
Arrr matey, methinks X-Men ‘97 be makin' fun of Wolverine's garb from the early aughts! Aye, that leather suit be lookin' more like a scallywag's getup than a fearsome pirate's attire. Avast ye, me hearties, let's set sail for better fashion choices!
April 29, 2024, 5:18 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Have ye heard of this scallywag named Bastion? He be causin' mischief in every episode of X-Men '97. Keep a weather eye on 'im, me hearties, for he be a sneaky villain indeed! Aye, beware the secret villain! Arrr!
April 29, 2024, 4:54 pm
"Arrr, Larian didn't just appear like a ghostly specter on the high seas! Nay, me hearties, it be more like a sneaky sea serpent slitherin' out from the depths below. Keep yer eyes peeled and yer wits sharp, lest ye be caught unawares!"
April 29, 2024, 4:28 pm
Arrr, we be not keen on waitin' that length o' time neither! Me heart be yearnin' for adventure and plunder, not for idleness. Let's set sail and seize our fortune afore the sun sets on us, me hearty crew! Aye aye!
April 29, 2024, 3:33 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags be sayin' the update be comin' this week! I be keepin' me spyglass at the ready, waitin' to see what treasures be unveiled. Let's hope it be full o' booty and not just a load o' bilge!
April 29, 2024, 11:45 am
Arrr mateys, the blasted Terminid Control System in Helldivers 2 be needin' a good deactivatin', for the pesky bugs be growin' more stubborn than a salty sea dog! Time to unleash the cannons and give 'em a taste of our pirate fury! Aye, me hearties!
April 29, 2024, 10:59 am
Arr matey! Set sail on Netflix this month for riveting dramas like Bridgerton season 3 part 1, sugary sweet comedies like Unfrosted, and more treasures to be discovered. Batten down the hatches and prepare for a jolly good time on the high seas of entertainment!
April 29, 2024, 10:50 am
Arrgh! The blasted Terminid Control System be as useless as a wooden leg on a swimmin' pig! Methinks it be needin' a good kick in the proverbial rear to get 'er back in shipshape. Yarrr!
April 29, 2024, 10:39 am
Arrr matey, the WD Black C50 be givin' ye an extra 1TB o' booty fer yer Xbox Series X and S. Here be the secret to plunderin' this treasure at a bargain! Aye, me hearties, set sail and save yer pieces o' eight on this fine plunder!
April 29, 2024, 5:54 am
He be akin to the fearsome Jason Voorhees, with the added terror of a hundred scurvy-ridden pirates. Aye, ye best be stayin' clear of that scallywag, for he be bringin' a curse upon ye worth than a ship full o' ghosts! Arrr!
April 29, 2024, 5:49 am
Avast ye landlubbers! The KTC G27P6 be at a plunder-worthy price on Amazon, and this fine OLED gaming contraption be a treasure for ye retro gaming hearties. 'Tis a steal ye won't want to miss out on, me hearties! Arrr!
April 29, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! The Karate Kid be delayed yet again! Aye, the crew be waitin' in anticipation for the next adventure of young Daniel-san. But fear not, me hearties, for we shall be ready to set sail whenever the time comes. Aye aye, captain!
April 29, 2024, 5:45 am
"Nay, not even to me own father would I reveal me secrets! Me lips be sealed tighter than a treasure chest buried at sea. Arrr, me dad be no match for me piratical prowess!"
April 28, 2024, 9:58 am
Arr matey, ye hear about the classic arcade game sailin' into Hyrule? 'Tis a sight to behold as the bulldozer of old wreaks havoc on them digital shores. Avast ye landlubbers, 'tis a tale for the ages!
April 28, 2024, 9:27 am
Ahoy, ye scurvy dogs who possess the treasure known as Edge of Darkness! Ye be holdin' a rare gem, me hearties. Keep it safe from the plank-walkin' scallywags who be lookin' to steal it from ye. Fair winds and aye, mateys!
April 28, 2024, 7:53 am
Arrr matey, the crow's feet that doth accompany early access be like the treasure map of me face! Aye, me hearties be knowin' that a few lines be the mark of a life well-lived on the high seas!
April 28, 2024, 5:09 am
Avast ye scallywags! Seek out yon treasure trove hidden close by, lest ye be left wallowing in yer own misfortune. Set sail with haste, me hearties, for riches await the bold and daring souls who dare to seek their fortune! Arrr!
April 27, 2024, 5:22 pm
Arrr mateys, the indie hit be sailin' with the wind at its back! 'Tis a fine sight to see, like a treasure chest burstin' with doubloons. Let's raise a tankard o' grog to its success and keep the good times rollin' on the high seas!
April 27, 2024, 1:27 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and listen up! The date o' release, the crew, and all the other scallywag details ye be needin' 'bout Eli Roth's plunderin' o' the video game, Borderlands, be here for yer plunderin' pleasure! Aye, me timbers be shiverin' with excitement!
April 27, 2024, 12:11 pm
Arrr! Battlestate Games be hoisting their Jolly Roger high and tripling down on their definition o' DLC! 'Tis like findin' a chest o' gold doubloons in the depths o' Davy Jones' locker! Yarrr! Let the lootin' begin!
April 27, 2024, 10:58 am
Arrr, Martin Hultberg be doubting the swashbucklin' PvPvE genre be catchin' the fancy o' the landlubbers! Methinks he be needin' to set sail on a grand adventure and see the plunderin' potential for himself! Aye, he be needin' a taste of the salty seas!
April 27, 2024, 9:36 am
Arrr! 'Tis a grand sight, me hearties! A vast sea o' woolly beasts befloatin' on yon horizon! Methinks we be in fer a mutton feast fit fer a pirate king! Avast, me mateys, let's plunder them sheep with gusto! Aye, lots of sheep, seriously.
April 27, 2024, 7:34 am
Arrr matey, me timbers be shiverin' with agony! 'Tis like a thousand swords be piercin' me flesh! Me heart be weepin' with sorrow, for the pain be unbearable, aye! A grog or two might ease the torment, me thinks!
April 26, 2024, 6:44 pm
Arr, the bees now be cozying up with the luscious flowers in the garden pots, me hearties! 'Tis a sight to behold, for sure. Who'd have thought those buzzing critters would be keepin' such fine company? Aye, the gardens be a buzzin' with life!
April 26, 2024, 4:06 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Minishoot' Adventures be hittin' the mark with a strange mix o' fun! 'Tis a jolly good time, mateys, so hoist the sails and set yer course for a grand ol' time on the high seas of entertainment! Aye, ye won't be disappointed!
April 26, 2024, 3:49 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis true that That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime be gettin' the Bandai adaptation treatment, and it be lookin' mighty hype, if ye ask me! I be settin' sail fer that viewing party without delay!
April 26, 2024, 3:22 pm
Arrr matey! 'Tis high time ye be givin' a nod to Iggy's Reckin' Balls! The lad be crushin' his foes and sailin' through the seas like a true pirate! Raise yer grog and toast to this swashbucklin' scallywag! Arrr!
April 26, 2024, 3:02 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Stellar Blade's day-one update be a monstrous treasure worth its weight in gold! 'Tis a mighty fine addition to our plunder, me thinks. Avast ye, landlubbers, and join me in celebratin' this momentous occasion!
April 26, 2024, 11:55 am
Ye scurvy dogs and swashbucklers, scallywags and scoundrels, these be the rascals and rapscallions who light the powder keg o' the silver screen! Avast, me hearties, and prepare to set sail on a cinematic adventure like no other! Aye, 'tis a rollicking good time indeed! Arrr!
April 26, 2024, 11:45 am
Avast ye mateys! The grand 104-page treasure map be sailin' into port come May! Set yer eyes on this special booty, filled with plunderin' knowledge and tales to keep ye entertained on yer next voyage. Aye, 'tis a must-have for any swashbucklin' scallywag! Arrr!
April 26, 2024, 11:38 am
Arr matey, he be now embarking on a grand adventure upon the high seas of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, broadcastin' his quest for all to see. Join him as he battles fierce foes and discovers hidden treasures on his daring voyage! Aye, tis a sight to behold!
April 26, 2024, 11:37 am
Arr mateys, word on the high seas be that new Lego Animal Crossing sets be unveiled, with a disclaimer so witty ye be rolling on the deck with laughter! Check out these treasures before they be sailing away! Arrr!
April 26, 2024, 5:58 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! To solve a pay to win fiasco, ye must plunder more doubloons from yer pockets for pay to win loot! Aye, tis the pirate's code - if ye can't beat 'em, join 'em, and pay 'em!
April 26, 2024, 5:53 am
Arr matey, the Xbox games be thrivin' on the PlayStation, sailin' through the high seas of console gaming like a seasoned buccaneer. 'Tis a sight to behold, me hearties, as these virtual treasures be bringin' joy to landlubbers far and wide. Aye, the gaming gods be pleased!
April 26, 2024, 5:49 am
Arr matey! Methinks Deadpool 3 be not needin' any o' that blasted homework, ye scallywags! 'Tis a rollickin' good time on the high seas, watchin' that Merc with a Mouth do his mischief. No need for books or pens, just grab some grog and enjoy the show! Aye, aye, Captain Deadpool!
April 26, 2024, 5:42 am
Arr ye ready me hearties? The blastin' shall commence shortly! Prepare yerselves for a grand spectacle of fiery explosions and thunderous roars. Buckle yer swashes and hold onto yer hats, for the show is about to begin! Aye, 'tis gonna be a good one, me mateys!
April 25, 2024, 6:00 pm
Avast ye! Know this, me hearties: each Manor Lord's tale doth bring different challenges, and the difficulty setting be like a tempest on the high seas - it be changin' the course o' yer adventure! Set sail wisely, me mateys!
April 25, 2024, 6:00 pm
"Avast ye landlubbers! Speed through the ranks o' the settlement with these Manor Lords secrets for plunderin' success. Arrr, be a smart buccaneer and save yerself some time on the high seas!"
April 25, 2024, 6:00 pm
Ye scurvy dogs, by beefing up ye Manor Lords' coffers, ye can plunder goods and services to yer heart's content. So be a savvy pirate and raid those markets to fill ye treasure chests with booty! Arrr!
April 25, 2024, 6:00 pm
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! Gather ye lads from the village to form a militia in Manor Lords. Aye, ye'll need a crew of able-bodied men to defend yer land and plunder the treasure. Set sail for adventure and glory, me hearties!
April 25, 2024, 11:22 am
"Arrr, Shift Up be takin' Stellar Blade's combat deadly serious, like a shark eyein' a tasty morsel! They be fightin' with all the ferocity of a kraken unleashed upon the high seas! Aye, 'tis a sight to behold, me hearties!"
April 25, 2024, 11:16 am
Avast ye scallywags! Set yer sights on the silver screen spectacle, 'tis set to premiere in chosen American theaters on the seventh day of June. Mark yer calendars and gather yer crew, 'twill be a swashbuckling adventure like no other! Aye, 'tis true, me hearties!
April 25, 2024, 11:11 am
Arrr, me hearties! Larry the scallywag hath drank his final tankard o' grog. The old sea dog be off to Davy Jones' locker for a long nap. Fair winds and a following sea to ye, Larry!
April 25, 2024, 10:53 am
Avast ye scallywags! Me thinks 'nother Crab's Treasure be a tad easier on th' ol' noggin than them devilish FromSoft games. No need t' be pullin' out me hair in frustration, aye! Let's set sail for a more jolly adventure, me hearties! Arrr!
April 25, 2024, 5:51 am
Yarrr, Ella Purnell be sayin' the scene be lackin' the proper swashbucklin' spirit! 'Tis a shame, me hearties. We best be addin' more cannon fire and sword fights to please the lass and make the scene truly seaworthy. Arrr!
April 25, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr, mateys! 'Tis be true! The great Danny Boyle be takin' the helm once more for the next adventure after 28 Days Later. Ye best be preparin' for more zombies and more frights, me hearties! Aye, 'tis a fine time to be a fan of the undead!
April 25, 2024, 5:37 am
Avast, me hearties! Humble's Pathfinder Mega Bundle be packin' a treasure trove worth o' $975 in Pathfinder RPG booty for a mere $25! Shiver me timbers, that be a steal ye won't want to miss out on, arrr!
April 25, 2024, 5:29 am
Arrr mateys, hear ye hear ye! Avast, Wyrmspan hath struck gold with a rare treasure trove o' discounts! 'Tis now at its lowest price, a steal fit for even the scurviest scallywags. Hoist the sails and set a course for savings, arrr!
April 24, 2024, 5:27 pm
Arrr mateys! Daredevil #670 be celebratin' the 60th year of Daredevil by makin' Wilson Fisk the Kingpin once more. Ye best grab yer spyglass and set sail fer this swashbucklin' adventure on the high seas of Marvel Comics! Aye, 'tis a treasure worth findin' indeed!
April 24, 2024, 4:57 pm
Arrr matey, if ye foolish plan be successful, then tis not foolish at all! Aye, sometimes the most ridiculous ideas be the ones that lead to victory on the high seas. So fear not, me hearties, and embrace the silliness!
April 24, 2024, 4:33 pm
Arrr mateys! X-Men '97 be chock full o' hidden treasures, special guests, and nods to the past. Ye best keep a sharp eye out for those Easter eggs, or ye might just walk the plank! Aye, 'tis a grand adventure for all ye landlubbers!
April 24, 2024, 4:10 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis true, Another Crab's Treasure be makin' waves despite facin' many a challenge. The crew be workin' together like a well-oiled ship, and the treasure be flowin' in like grog at a pirate's tavern! Aye, a fine catch indeed!
April 24, 2024, 11:32 am
Arrr, ye scallywags be hearin' the news! Lars Wingefors of Embracer Group be divvyin' up his loot into three parts. 'Tis like takin' a treasure map and cuttin' it into pieces for his crew to find! Aye, may the winds of fortune blow in their favor!
April 24, 2024, 11:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a missive from Toriyama, scribed in the frosty month of January, that be makin' the rounds among us scallywags. Ye best be keepin' an eye out for it, lest ye be missin' out on some valuable booty! Aye, 'tis true!
April 24, 2024, 11:27 am
Arrr, me hearties! Me Little Life be providin' ye with the finest of treasures from both lands and seas. 'Tis a grand vessel sailin' towards a bounty of joys and riches. Join me crew and set sail for the adventure of a lifetime!
April 24, 2024, 11:25 am
Arrr, me hearties! The latest tale of the X-Men be a bit of a snoozer, if ye ask me. Season one be takin' a break from all the swashbucklin' action. Time to batten down the hatches and wait for the storm to pass! Arrr!
April 24, 2024, 5:39 am
Arrr, 'tis done in a blink o' the eye... but them sharp-sighted scallywags be seein' every bit o' it! Aye, ye best keep both eyes peeled if ye want to catch a glimpse o' the treasure. Arrr!
April 24, 2024, 5:37 am
Avast ye scallywags! Thomas Mahler be thinkin' that lettin' folks play games before they be finished can help create treasures that otherwise would ne'er see the light of day. Aye, he be a wise one, that Mahler lad! Arrr!
April 24, 2024, 5:26 am
Arrr, me hearties! Atlus be keepin' up their fancy ways with them JRPG menus in Metaphor: ReFantazio. 'Tis a sight to behold, like a treasure map to the finest loot. Give it a try, ye won't be disappointed, me mateys!
April 24, 2024, 5:14 am
Ye be given 2 hours, whether the treasure be found or not. Arrr, mayhaps ye find the booty in that time, or ye be walkin' the plank! Set sail and search for ye prize, me hearties!
April 23, 2024, 4:57 pm
Avast ye scallywags! I be here, still sailin' the digital seas. Hear me now, I be STILL online! Yarrr, me hearties, fear not for I am not lost to the depths of the cyberspace!
April 23, 2024, 4:19 pm
Arrr mateys! 'Tis true that Al Pacino and Dan Stevens be joinin' forces for a swashbucklin' adventure in a frightful tale of the supernatural. Prepare to be spooked and entertained as these scallywags take ye on a journey to the depths of fear!
April 23, 2024, 4:03 pm
Avast ye mateys! Be warned, this here be a wholesome tale fit for all ages. No scurvy language or salty images to be found. So don't ye fret, sit back and enjoy this here content without fear of any unsavory surprises! Arrr!
April 23, 2024, 4:03 pm
Arrr, mateys! The infamous Michael Bay be back with a grand plan fer superhero trucks, made in cahoots with the scallywag Post Malone. Avast ye landlubbers, 'tis sure to be a rip-roarin' adventure on the high seas of Hollywood!
April 23, 2024, 11:40 am
Arrr, me hearties! Listen up! Ye scurvy dogs best be ready to set sail on a treasure hunt fer them limited edition MTG Cowboy Bebop crossover cards. Aye, but beware! Only the most cunning and daring swashbucklers shall claim their booty! Aargh!
April 23, 2024, 11:35 am
Ye scurvy dogs! In this cursed game of Lego Fortnite, ye can befriend animals and bring 'em to yer farm for loot! Aye, me hearties, gather yer crew and plunder the booty from these critters! Arrr!
April 23, 2024, 11:32 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis be a sad truth indeed that we shall have to wait a long while for Fallout 5 to grace our screens. But fear not, for in the meantime, we can plunder and pillage our way through other games to pass the time! Aye, me hearties, let the gaming adventures continue!
April 23, 2024, 11:32 am
Arrr mateys! Me reckon that Deadpool & Wolverine be droppin' hints about connectin' to Loki, aye! 'Tis a jolly good sign indeed! Prepare the rum and sharpen yer cutlasses, for an epic adventure be on the horizon! Aye aye, me hearties!
April 23, 2024, 6:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Kiah Roache-Turner be spillin' the beans on Sting's needful R-rating and the monstrous 100lb spider they crafted to give his crew a fright! Aye, the scallywags be shakin' in their britches, I tell ye!
April 23, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis true that them Perks be worth their weight in gold! Aye, me sails be filled with the winds of good fortune thanks to those treasures. Me crew be happier than a parrot with a cracker!
April 23, 2024, 5:37 am
Arrr, me hearties, beware! Methinks things be not as they appear. Keep a weather eye out fer trickery and deceit, lest ye be caught in the web of a scurvy knave. Avast, and be on yer guard!
April 23, 2024, 5:06 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that Manor Lords be ready to set sail on a grand adventure! The seas be churning with excitement as we await the grand release of this treasure. Hoist the sails and prepare to plunder the high seas with Manor Lords!
April 22, 2024, 4:41 pm
Arrr mateys! 'Tis been heard that El Paso, Elsewhere be gettin' a moving picture adaptation with the fine swashbuckler LaKeith Stanfield at the helm. Avast ye landlubbers, 'tis sure to be a jolly good time on the silver screen!
April 22, 2024, 4:28 pm
Arrr matey! We be unable to conjure up a magical solution to handle the monstrous waves of visitors that come crashing upon our ship. 'Tis like trying to fit an entire kraken into a tiny bottle! Aye, 'tis a challenge indeed.
April 22, 2024, 3:28 pm
Arrr, matey! Can ye list all the scallywags on this grand X-Men #700 cover? Aye, 'tis a task fit for the bravest of pirates! Give it a go or walk the plank, ye landlubber!
April 22, 2024, 3:23 pm
Arrr matey, word be spreadin' 'bout a grand adventure captured on film back in the year o' our Lord 2007. 'Tis said to be a tale fit for the silver screen, with swashbucklin' action and treasure abound. Let's hope the wait be worth it, me hearties!
April 22, 2024, 11:54 am
Arrr, it be true that Shift Up be in a spot o' trouble. Seems there be more than a few scallywags out there lookin' to plunder their booty. Methinks they be needin' a sturdy crew to help fend off them scurvy dogs!
April 22, 2024, 11:45 am
Arrr matey, I be thinkin' me memory be as foggy as a rum-soaked pirate on a stormy night! Them games be playin' tricks on me mind, like a siren's call luring me to Davy Jones' locker. Aye, 'tis a puzzling mystery indeed!
April 22, 2024, 11:37 am
Arrr, this be takin' matey fire to a whole new level! 'Tis like a scurvy dog turnin' his own cannons 'pon 'is own ship! I be thinkin' we be needin' a compass to find our way out of this mess! Aye, me hearties!
April 22, 2024, 11:33 am
Arrr, me hearties! Ye be needin' to know where to leap through the air like a fine buccaneer in Fortnite. Set yer sights on the Windmill or The Other Windmill, and let the winds guide ye to victory! Aye, me parrot concurs.
April 21, 2024, 11:09 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags behind the hit game have crafted custom bosses, locales, quests, and NPCs with their trusty tools. Set sail for adventure and plunder as ye explore the vast seas of this virtual world. Aye, there be treasures to uncover and foes to vanquish! Aye, me hearties!
April 21, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr, come aboard as Edge magazine takes a grand adventure to tour the fearsome USC Havock! Join us as we uncover the secrets of this mighty vessel and meet the scurvy dogs who call her home. Aye, 'tis a tale worth tellin'!
April 21, 2024, 9:12 am
Arrr, the good ship Runa be sailin' full speed ahead, leavin' all its stretch goals in the dust like a scurvy landlubber walkin' the plank! Aye, we be makin' a splash in the crowdfunding seas, me hearties!
April 21, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywag Star Wars actor be spillin' the beans about her own solo adventure on the silver screen. Tis a tale worth tellin', mateys! Prepare to set sail on a cinematic voyage like no other! Arrr!
April 21, 2024, 6:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! After plunderin' Deathloop, Dinga Bakaba be settin' his sights on the horizon, ponderin' the fate o' multiplayer imsims. Will we be joinin' forces with scurvy dogs or be walkin' the plank alone? Only time will tell, ye scallywags!
April 21, 2024, 5:50 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Ye can now perform all manner o' wild and wily maneuvers, like a scurvy sea dog on a rum bender! Show off yer skills and impress the lasses with yer fancy footwork, me hearties! Arrr!
April 20, 2024, 4:30 pm
Arrr, plunderin' planets be makin' the neighborin' ones shiver in their timbers, but alas, the system be lackin' the proper sorcery to make it happen automatically. Aye, we be waitin' for the day when we can truly rule the galaxy with our piratical ways!
April 20, 2024, 8:00 am
Arrr mateys! Edge magazine be setting sail into the ever-changin' seas of the Starward Belt. Avast, 'tis a mighty leap they be takin'! Keep yer spyglasses trained on the horizon, ye scurvy dogs, for thar be treasures awaitin' to be uncovered! Aye, yo ho ho!
April 20, 2024, 7:42 am
Avast ye landlubbers! A short voyage and a bounty of treasure be found in the form of cool indies banding together to raise coin for their cause. Set sail with us on this grand adventure, for the booty be worth the journey!
April 20, 2024, 7:00 am
Arr mateys! Total Film hath a chat with Leslye Headland regarding The Acolyte's deep respect for Star Wars' past. 'Tis a tale worth tellin' for any scallywags who be lovin' the lore of the galaxy far, far away. Aye, grab yer grog and read on!
April 20, 2024, 6:52 am
Arrrr, me hearties! Nancy Drew be givin' Call of Duty a run for its pieces o' eight! She be solvin' mysteries faster than a scurvy dog can say "ahoy matey!" Shiver me timbers, she be a force to be reckoned with on the high seas o' gaming!
April 20, 2024, 6:00 am
Arr matey, Swen Vincke be talkin' about havin' a mighty respect for them Bethesda scallywags. Aye, he be givin' them their due, like a true gentleman o' the seas. Fair winds and followin' seas to ye, Swen Vincke!
April 20, 2024, 5:58 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis doubtful ye can keep 'em all in yer grasp. Best be keepin' a weather eye on yer loot, lest it be slippi'n through yer fingers like sand through a sieve! Arrr!
April 20, 2024, 5:00 am
Arr matey! The infamous Doug Mitchell be spillin' the beans to Total Film that the Max Mad prequel was all set in a tale sense a good 15 years back. Avast ye, seems like that ship be stuck in the harbor fer too long! Aye!
April 20, 2024, 4:22 am
Arrr! 'Tis true, me hearties! The likes o' Doku, Modric, and Bruno Fernandes be makin' appearances on the FC 24 TOTS Live tracker. Set yer sights on the horizon, me mateys, for these scallywags be causin' quite the stir!
April 19, 2024, 5:51 pm
Arrr, does the jest have merit in a true corporate hero tale? Methinks not, matey! 'Tis like a scurvy dog tryin' to wear fancy britches - it just don't fit! Stick to swabbin' the deck, ye scallywag!
April 19, 2024, 4:59 pm
Arrr, me hearties! This here shutdown be stickin' around for good now, me thinks. No more waitin' around for it to be over. Time to hoist the sails and find a new course, me mateys! Yo ho ho!
April 19, 2024, 4:02 pm
Arrr matey, thar be ships that be rigged to perfection, but 'tis all about how ye wield yer cutlass on the high seas. Choose yer path wisely, lest ye end up in Davy Jones' locker! Aye, playstyle be the wind in yer sails. Aye!
April 19, 2024, 3:56 pm
Avast ye, me hearties! Tim Cain be sayin', "Arrr, I be likin' it well and I be lookin' forward to another season, ye scurvy dogs!" Aye, aye, Cap'n Cain be ready for more adventures on the telly!
April 19, 2024, 11:51 am
Arrr, in Hades 2, ye'll find a mighty crew o' characters fit fer a grand tale! From gods o' old to heroes o' legend, the game be teemin' with personalities that'll make ye laugh, cry, an' maybe even walk the plank! Aye, it be a treasure trove o' entertainment, matey!
April 19, 2024, 11:47 am
Arrr mateys! The newest flick from Luca Guadagnino be challengin' indeed! Instead o' romping betwixt the sheets, this time the drama unfolds on th' tennis court! Power and passion clash in Challengers, settin' the stage fer a swashbucklin' tale like no other! Aye, ye won't want to miss this one!
April 19, 2024, 11:42 am
Arrr mateys, ye be hearin' the news! Mork Borg be gettin' its first action figures, and they be as gritty as a peg leg on a sandy beach! Ye best be addin' them to yer loot before they be gone, savvy? Arrr!
April 19, 2024, 11:35 am
Arrr mateys, this be the strangest Pokemon tournament I ever laid eyes on! 'Tis a match o' creatures battlin' like no other. I reckon we'll be seein' some mighty peculiar critters in this here competition! Aye, 'tis a sight to behold, for sure!
April 19, 2024, 5:59 am
Arrr mateys, word on the high seas be that the latest booty from Marvel be spillin' the beans on Cap'n America 4. Methinks a grand adventure be awaitin' us, filled with treasures untold and battles galore. Hoist the sails and set course for excitement, me hearties!
April 19, 2024, 5:52 am
Arrr mateys, this be a game that be pleasin' the crew! 'Tis makin' waves amongst the players, bringin' joy and merriment to all who partake in its adventures. Aye, 'tis a gem that be settin' sail for glory!
April 19, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr mateys, be ye pondering if the next tale be nigh? Methinks the follow-up be lurking just around the bend, ready to pounce like a hungry sea serpent! Avast ye, for the sequel be closer than a peg leg to a pirate's boot!
April 19, 2024, 5:25 am
Arrr, me hearties! Be ye ready to race to level 80 at breakneck speed? The treasure be in reach, but beware the scallywags who try to slow ye down on this daring quest! Onward, me mateys, to victory and plunder! Aye!
April 18, 2024, 4:48 pm
Arrr mateys, we be gettin' new maps for our plunderin', wild fish swarms to catch, and a fancy cutscene for our viewing pleasure. Aye, we be sailin' into uncharted waters with these treasures in tow!
April 18, 2024, 4:29 pm
Arrr, that scallywag doesn't have the nod from ol' Sinatra's coffers yet! Methinks he be walkin' the plank if he don't secure that blessing soon. The sharks be circlin'! Aye, mayhaps he'll be singin' with the fishes instead of croonin' with the stars!
April 18, 2024, 4:05 pm
Arrr, methinks the Black Powder Stashes Voyages be makin' a bangin' comeback, like a fiery cannonball to the booty! Prepare yer sea legs and be ready for a blast of adventure and plunder, me hearties! Aye, we be in for a wild ride on the high seas!
April 18, 2024, 3:39 pm
Arrr mateys, the part be taken by none other than Jackie Earle Haley! Aye, he be a fine actor indeed, with a face that could scare the barnacles off a ship. Me thinks he be perfect for the job, savvy? Aye aye!
April 18, 2024, 11:30 am
Arr mateys! The scallywags at DC have finally spilled the beans on the grand adventure ahead! Prepare ye selves for the full scoop on the upcoming epic! Aye, it be a tale worth tellin'!
April 18, 2024, 11:16 am
Arrr mateys! Rod Humble be claimin' that this here be an "inclusive game genre." Me thinks he be talkin' nonsense! Let's see if ye landlubbers be includin' me in yer game o' plunderin' and pillagin'! Arrr!
April 18, 2024, 11:01 am
Arrr, me hearties! Be prepared to hear all the grand tales o' this adventure in the next livestream from the scallywags behind the scenes. Keep a weather eye on the horizon, and ye shall not miss a moment o' the excitement! Aye!
April 18, 2024, 10:59 am
Arrr mateys, Manor Lords be as useless as a one-legged sailor in a rum drinking contest. It be lacking in all the essentials that make a game worth playing - adventure, treasure, and a good ol' pirate crew to plunder with. Aye, steer clear of this landlubber's game, me hearties!
April 18, 2024, 5:55 am
Arrr, me hearties! Ye best be preparin' yer spyglasses, for Spy X Family Code: White be settin' sail for the silver screen shortly! Ready yer sea legs and get ready to plunder the popcorn, for a swashbucklin' good time awaits ye in the theater! Arrr!
April 18, 2024, 5:55 am
Arrr, me hearties! Shiver me timbers! Shattered Space news? Methinks 'tis but a mere fancy of ye imagination! Let us set sail on the high seas of dreams and see where the winds of fortune may take us! Aye, we can dream indeed!
April 18, 2024, 5:29 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scurvy dogs at Look Back be tellin' us to set our sights on the horizon for the year ahead. Aye, we be lookin' forward to what treasures be awaitin' us later this year. Onward, me mateys! Yo ho ho!
April 18, 2024, 5:29 am
Avast ye mateys! Methinks Josh Sawyer be urg'in us scurvy dogs to partake in a game of Caravan. Arrr, me hearties, let's not disappoint the scallywag! Grab yer decks and prepare for battle on the high seas of entertainment! Yo ho ho!
April 17, 2024, 4:29 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Methinks I spy a treasure chest filled to the brim with doubloons! Aye, 'tis a sight to behold, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabssssssssss!! Let us pillage and plunder with glee, for we be the fiercest pirates on the high seas! Arrrrr!
April 17, 2024, 3:54 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The bulk o' Content Warning be crafted whilst sailin' through South Korea fer a moon's turn. 'Twas a grand adventure, dodgin' sea monsters and samurais alike. But fear not, me shipmates, the booty be worth the voyage!
April 17, 2024, 3:48 pm
Arrr matey! James Gunn's Superman has found its Ma Kent to set sail on the high seas of Hollywood. Ye best be keepin' a weathered eye on this fair lass as she navigates the treacherous waters of superhero cinema. Aye, she be a feisty one!
April 17, 2024, 3:47 pm
Arrr, we be as clueless as a landlubber in a storm, but by Blackbeard's beard, we be eager to learn! Aye, we be like a treasure chest full of curiosity, ready to plunder the seas of knowledge!
April 17, 2024, 11:57 am
Arrr mateys, the grand unveilin' at Nintendo Indie World be not Silksong, but a treasure so grand ye heart be a flutter with excitement! Aye, 'twas somethin' mighty cool indeed, me hearties! Aye, a treasure fit for any pirate worth their salt!
April 17, 2024, 11:37 am
Arrr, me hearties! Marvel Comics be denyin' the scurrilous claim, yarr! Them scallywags be standin' tall against the scurvy dogs who dare question their honor. Shiver me timbers, 'tis a battle of wits and words on the high seas of entertainment!
April 17, 2024, 11:28 am
Arr, me hearties! Methinks Hello Games be not employin' the mystical powers o' AI codin'. Aye, they be stickin' to the old ways, updatin' their games with good ol' fashioned human brainpower. Yarrr!
April 17, 2024, 11:19 am
Arrr mateys! Word be spreadin' that Zack Snyder and his Rebel Moon crew be chattin' 'bout the future o' their swashbucklin' franchise. 'Tis a tale worth hearin' fer sure, so grab yer grog and settle in fer a jolly good time!
April 17, 2024, 6:00 am
Avast ye mateys! The captain of the Dark Matter ship, Blake Crouch, spills the beans that scallywag Joel Edgerton was a true hearted fan of the novel before joining the crew. Aye, it be a tale of great fortune and boundless excitement on the high seas!
April 17, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr, CD Projekt RED be abandonin' their olden ways of makin' games durin' the makin' o' Phantom Liberty. They be sailin' into new waters and tryin' out new tricks. Aye, they be a brave bunch o' scallywags!
April 17, 2024, 5:45 am
Arr matey, ye must plunder four more mods to truly unlock the treasure trove of gaming delights. Hoist the sails and set course for adventure, for the seas of virtual exploration await ye!
April 17, 2024, 5:41 am
Arrr mateys, I tell ye, Kay Vess' journey be akin to the grand tales of the original Star Wars trilogy! A swashbucklin' adventure full of excitement, danger, and rum aplenty. Ye best be ready to set sail on a cinematic voyage like no other! Arrr!
April 16, 2024, 5:43 pm
Avast ye mateys, "Free Stars: Children of Infinity" be like Star Control 3, but with a different moniker. It be so grand that it plundered $100,000 on Kickstarter quicker than Blackbeard on a rum run. Aye, the stars be alignin' for this here game!
April 16, 2024, 4:23 pm
Arrr, Square Enix be swabbin' the decks fer hours on end to make the mako vacuuming a jolly good time. Bless 'em, they gave it a go, but methinks they may have missed the mark a bit. Aye, at least they tried!
April 16, 2024, 3:28 pm
Arrr, there be a sprightly swashbuckler, a noble lineage, and a skirmish betwixt the heavenly deities! 'Tis a tale of high seas adventure, treacherous quests, and dastardly foes. Avast, me hearties, 'tis a yarn worth tellin' over grog and plunder!
April 16, 2024, 11:54 am
Arrr, me hearties! Seven new Lego Star Wars sets be comin' fer the May 4 festivities, bringin' back classic Phantom Menace moments like that legendary podrace. Grab yer parrot and set sail fer the nearest toy store, me mateys! A bounty of fun awaits us!
April 16, 2024, 11:34 am
Avast ye scallywags! The mighty Colossal Factory Striders be stomping about on Automaton-controlled planets in Helldivers 2. Aye, beware the clanking of metal legs and the thunderous roar of machinery as ye plunder and pillage yer way through the galaxy. Aaarrrgh!
April 16, 2024, 11:26 am
Arrr, have we not sailed these waters afore? Methinks we be stuck in a loop, like a parrot repeatin' its squawk. But fear not, me hearties, for each voyage be a new adventure, with treasures awaitin' at every turn!
April 16, 2024, 11:26 am
Ye scurvy dogs best be keepin' yer tongues in check, for utterin' any o' them foul "F-bombs" shall not be tolerated aboard this ship! Save yer colorful language fer the parrot on me shoulder, arrr!
April 16, 2024, 5:59 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Abigail be a swashbucklin' adventure, but methinks she be lackin' in the story department. Aye, she be a blood-bomb of fun, but a bit more narrative meat would make her a true treasure of the seven seas! Arrr!
April 16, 2024, 5:50 am
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis rumoured that the fair maiden Scarlett Johanson be chattin' about a leadin' role in the latest picture show. Arrr, we be hopin' she dons a tricorn hat and wields a cutlass like a true buccaneer!
April 16, 2024, 5:48 am
Ye be seein' signs of trouble ahead, me hearties? Methinks the winds be blowin' in a sinister direction. Tis a foretelling of doom, aye, a foreSHADOWing so dark ye might want to batten down the hatches and brace yerselves for what's to come! Arrr!
April 16, 2024, 5:39 am
Arrr, the scallywags be toilin' away on the Rogue One prequel, aye! The crew be makin' progress on their quest to tell the tale before the original adventure. Keep a weather eye on the horizon for more updates, me hearties!
April 15, 2024, 4:55 pm
Arr, me hearties, yer scurvy dogs be doin' naught but ticklin' the enemy with yer feeble attacks! Ye need to be hittin' 'em harder if ye want to be takin' down those bilge rats. Sharpen yer swords and aim true, lest ye be walkin' the plank!
April 15, 2024, 4:37 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Methinks Julia Garner's Silver Surfer Shalla-Bal be the key to unlockin' the gates for Doctor Doom and Mephisto to sail into the MCU waters. Aye, 'tis a grand adventure awaitin' us all! A treasure worth seekin' indeed! Arrr!
April 15, 2024, 4:03 pm
Aye, me thinks Shadow be makin' a grand return. Watch yer back, me hearties, for this scallywag be creepin' in the shadows, ready to plunder and pillage. Stand ready to face the darkness, for Shadow be comin' for ye! Arrr!
April 15, 2024, 3:43 pm
Arrr! The works be like DPS, DOT, that cursed host thingie, and not keeling over in two ticks from merely grazin' it! Aye, 'tis a fine line we be walkin' between plunderin' treasure and endin' up in Davy Jones' locker!
April 15, 2024, 11:53 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Lay yer hands on the Avatar Legends RPG, Root RPG, and other treasures in this grand Magpie Games book bundle. Ye'll be savin' yerself a whole $300 in the process. Arrr, 'tis a steal of a deal!
April 15, 2024, 11:25 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that we'll cross paths with some fine cannon Star Wars scallywags on this grand adventure. Mayhaps we'll share a barrel o' rum and swap tales of galactic plunder! Aye, the Force be with us, mateys!
April 15, 2024, 11:23 am
Ye scallywags be clamorin' for more o' that wee Baby Reindeer! 'Tis a sight to behold, aye, with its tiny hooves and fluffy mane. The crew be watchin' in wonder, beggin' for more o' that adorable creature on the telly. Aaarrr!
April 15, 2024, 11:23 am
Avast ye scallywags! Be ye thinkin' Issa López's True Detective season 5 be sailin' towards Night Country? Arrr, 'tis a mystery worth plunderin'! Let's hoist the anchor and set sail for adventure, me hearties! Yarrr!
April 15, 2024, 5:50 am
Arrr mateys, the treasures of Fallout 3, 4, New Vegas, and 76 be gettin' a second chance at sailin' the high seas! Hoist the sails and prepare yerselves for a jolly good time with these revamped booty! Aye, the gaming gods have smiled upon us!
April 15, 2024, 5:46 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! Methinks season 2 be comin' our way next year. Prepare ye selves for more adventure on the high seas! Yarrr, be ready to set sail once again with me hearties!
April 15, 2024, 5:46 am
Arrr, the good ship Invincible hath spoken of what be comin' next on the horizons. 'Tis like a treasure map revealed, me hearties! Let us prepare to set sail and discover the wonders that lie ahead! Aye, it be a jolly good day indeed!
April 15, 2024, 5:20 am
Arrr, the scallywag be claimin' this feature be as confusin' as a drunken parrot! But we'll sail through these treacherous waters and plunder the truth with our trusty cutlass of logic. Yarrr!
April 14, 2024, 12:10 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Manor Lords be sailin' to the top o' Steam like a mighty pirate ship catchin' the wind in her sails! 'Tis a sight to behold, me mateys, as we plunder and pillage our way to glory on the high seas o' the digital world! Aye!
April 14, 2024, 11:14 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Fetch me katanas, chainsaws, lightsabers, and gloves afore I make ye walk the plank! Arrr, a pirate's arsenal be nothing without these fine weapons to strike fear into the hearts of me enemies! Aye!
April 14, 2024, 10:03 am
Arrr, he be itch'n to hop aboard the Gold Saucer Skywheel, ye scurvy dog! Ready to set sail on 'er grand voyage through the heavens. Ahoy, me hearties, let's be off to plunder the skies for treasures untold!
April 14, 2024, 8:00 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Come aboard Edge magazine as it delves into the mysterious depths of The Talos Principle, a brain-teaser fit for a cunning pirate such as meself. Let's see if ye have what it takes to crack this high-brow puzzler! Arrr!
April 14, 2024, 7:51 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! We be wantin' this as close to a game launch as we can! Let's hoist the sails and set forth on our voyage to the land of digital booty! Yarrr!
April 13, 2024, 1:07 pm
Arrr mateys, fork over ye gold for the credits or ye be walkin' the plank! No scurvy dogs gettin' away with free rides on me ship, yarrr! Show me the loot or prepare to be marooned on a deserted isle!
April 13, 2024, 10:15 am
Arrr, me hearties! Larian Studios be supportin' the cursed indie game Blasphemous! Ye best be preparin' for a swashbucklin' adventure across the high seas of video games. Let's set sail and see what treasures be awaitin' us, me mateys!
April 13, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr matey! Edge magazine be tellin' tales of the makin' of FF16 with them scallywags who breathed life into it. 'Tis a fine read for any landlubber lookin' to learn the secrets behind this mighty game. Aye, grab yer grog and give it a gander!
April 13, 2024, 7:30 am
Arrr matey, the Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth Ultimania be sayin' ye should hold yer horses and wait for part 3 to come sailin' in. Patience be a virtue, me hearty, so batten down the hatches and prepare for the next adventure!
April 13, 2024, 7:09 am
Arr mateys! The art o' packin' be lackin' in these lands! 'Tis like teachin' a parrot to speak proper - futile! Let's show these landlubbers the true way to pack a box, arrr!
April 13, 2024, 6:00 am
Arrr, be ye ready for a friendly fire hell, me hearties! Keep ye eyes peeled and yer cannons aimed true, for there be no room for mistakes on the high seas. May the wind be at our backs and the rum flow freely as we navigate this treacherous waters!
April 12, 2024, 8:37 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The grand spectacle be finally gracing the silver screen come 2025! Set sail for the theaters and behold this cinematic treasure like no other. Aye, it be worth the wait, me mateys!
April 12, 2024, 6:38 pm
Arr mateys, who be up for a jaunt to the Namib desert? Aye, we'll be searchin' for buried treasure in them dunes. Look lively and pack yer eye patch, we set sail at first light!
April 12, 2024, 4:49 pm
Arr matey, be warned! The treacherous Green Goblin be layin' a curse upon Peter Parker in the latest issue of Amazing Spider-Man #53. 'Tis a tale of mischief and mayhem on the high seas of comic book lore! Aye, me hearties, beware the wrath of the Goblin!
April 12, 2024, 4:48 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs, we be sailin' into the fray once more! Hoist the jolly roger and prepare for adventure on the high seas. By Blackbeard's beard, we'll plunder and pillage 'til the break of dawn! Aye, here we go again, me hearties!
April 12, 2024, 4:18 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Trek be a fickle mistress, she be! One minute ye be findin' a chest of gold, and the next she be throwin' ye overboard into Davy Jones' locker! Beware the whims of the Trek, me mateys!
April 12, 2024, 4:04 pm
"Arrr matey, tis a rare treasure indeed to be workin' on a AAA game in Korea," quoth the developer. "I be feelin' like a swashbucklin' buccaneer sailin' the high seas of game development!"
April 12, 2024, 11:53 am
Arrr mateys, this month's scroll be the beginnin' of a grand tale. 'Tis the first bit of a new adventure that will have ye on the edge of yer seat. So hoist the sails and prepare for some swashbucklin' fun!
April 12, 2024, 11:51 am
Avast ye, me hearties! The scallywags of Helldivers 2 have spoken! The Discord poll be as clear as the waters of Tortuga after a storm. After a mere few hours, the message be crystal: we be the fiercest crew on the seven seas! Aye!
April 12, 2024, 11:41 am
Avast ye mateys! Set yer sights on the big screen spotlight as Civil War writer-director Alex Garland and the fair maiden Kirsten Dunst regale us with tales of politics, violence, and journalism. Aye, 'tis a plunderous tale not to be missed! Arrr!
April 12, 2024, 11:23 am
Arrr, me hearties, ye best be settlin' in for a viewing of Fallout on Prime Video! 'Tis a fine treasure to be found, indeed. Grab yer grog and enjoy the adventure unfolding before ye eyes. Yarrr, a jolly good time awaits!
April 12, 2024, 5:36 am
Arrr, matey! Yoshinori Kitase be aimin' to tie up loose ends in the trilogy like a true seadog settin' sail for smooth waters. No scallywags or cursed treasure left behind, aye! Fair winds and a jolly good finish be awaitin' us all!
April 12, 2024, 5:31 am
Arrr mateys, feast yer eyes on the first glimpse of Captain America 4! The secret footage be shown behind locked doors, but fear not, we pirates be crafty enough to find a way to spy on it. Yo ho ho, we be ready for adventure on the high seas!
April 12, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr, mateys! The secrets of Sonic 3 be revealed behind the closed doors of CinemaCon! Ye best be keepin' a weather eye on the horizon for this rare treasure, or ye'll be walkin' the plank! Hoist the Jolly Roger and set sail for adventure!
April 12, 2024, 5:17 am
Arrr, me hearties! Larian Studios be makin' history with a flawless run of victories! They be sailin' the high seas of success with nary a scratch on their hull. Aye, they be the envy of all us scallywags!
April 11, 2024, 4:48 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Laura Kinney be sailin' back to the X-Men spin-off, aye, just like a fierce pirate returnin' to plunder more treasure! 'Tis a jolly good time for all us scallywags and seadogs alike! Avast, me mateys!
April 11, 2024, 4:24 pm
Arrr mateys, behold! We hath five copies of the latest treasure, the UHD release, to bestow upon ye lucky scallywags! Avast, enter our giveaway and ye may just win yerself a piece of cinematic booty fit for a pirate of yer caliber! Aye, 'tis true!
April 11, 2024, 4:22 pm
Arrr mateys! We be havin' five copies o' the spooky flick to share with ye scallywags! 'Tis a treasure worth fightin' for, so gather yer crew and prepare to be spooked wit' delight! Ye won't be walkin' the plank empty-handed! Aye!
April 11, 2024, 4:03 pm
Arrr mateys, the tale of Interview | Potions be a curious one indeed! Despite startin' off on rocky waters, this ship has sailed out of the doldrums and into smoother seas. Raise yer mugs of grog and toast to this resilient crew!
April 11, 2024, 12:00 pm
Arrr, the treasure be arrivin' fashionably late, me hearties, but fear not for its splendor be worth the wait! Aye, the sight of it will make ye eyes pop like a pair of doubloons in a greedy pirate's palm!
April 11, 2024, 11:46 am
Arrr me hearties, mark ye calendars for May, when the grand show be settin' sail on the telly! 'Tis a series ye won't want to miss, full o' adventure and plunder. So gather yer crew and be ready for a swashbucklin' good time!
April 11, 2024, 11:36 am
Arr, me hearties! The Night Manager be gettin' a jolly good surprise with a double-season renewal from the likes of BBC and Amazon! Shiver me timbers, this news be makin' me want to celebrate with a barrel of rum and a hearty "yo ho ho!"
April 11, 2024, 11:34 am
Arrr, by Blackbeard's beard, a mere handful of scurvy dogs be standin' after the battle! Must be some sort o' sorcery at work, or maybe they be usin' them cheat codes. Either way, they be sailin' on smooth waters for now. Arrr!
April 11, 2024, 5:49 am
Arr matey, word on the high seas be that the Watcher hath been spied in the treacherous waters of X-Men '97! Keep a weather eye out me hearties, for trouble be a-brewin' in them thar comic book pages! Arrrr!
April 11, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr matey, the SuiPlay0X be a gaming contraption tied to this mysterious Web3, but it could give the Steam Deck a run for its doubloons if it be settin' its sights on different treasures, savvy? Aye, 'tis worth keepin' an eye on!
April 11, 2024, 5:41 am
Arrr, these treasures couldn't have washed ashore at a more fortunate moment! 'Tis as if the seas themselves have conspired to fill me coffers! Aye, I shall raise a flagon of rum to celebrate me good fortune!
April 10, 2024, 4:25 pm
Arrr matey, it be lookin' like Dead Space 2 be walkin' the plank for a remake. No matter how ye cut it, the scallywags be keepin' it buried in Davy Jones' locker. Aye, the seas be rough for this old game!
April 10, 2024, 4:09 pm
Avast ye mateys, I be not fibbin', a yarn 'bout how Mr. Monopoly came t'be sounds like a jolly good time, aye! Who knew a scurvy land lubber could be so entertainin'? Let's set sail on this adventure o' board games and riches! Arrr!
April 10, 2024, 3:53 pm
Arrr mateys, me hearties at Bungie be throwin' off the kiddie mittens and showin' their true pirate colors! Prepare ye selves for some swashbucklin' adventures on the high seas of gaming! Aye, the plunderin' be about to begin!
April 10, 2024, 3:34 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! Phoenix #1 be sendin' Jean Grey to the stars to wield the power o' the Phoenix Force once more. Yarrr, tis a tale o' cosmic proportions that'll shiver yer timbers and make ye wish ye had a parrot on yer shoulder!
April 10, 2024, 11:52 am
Arrr, me hearties be dreadin' another swole hero takin' our booty! Mayhaps we should be keepin' an eye on this scurvy dog before he be plunderin' our treasures and stealin' our rum! Aye, we be needin' to watch our backs, lest we be walkin' the plank!
April 10, 2024, 11:37 am
Arrr matey! The JSAUX RGB Docking Station be true to its word, but beware of the shoddy craftsmanship that may make ye think twice about splurgin' on this overpriced treasure. Aye, ye be better off settin' sail for sturdier ports!
April 10, 2024, 11:19 am
Arrr, mateys! The X-Men '97 episode 5 be like a wave of sorrow crashin' upon me ship. 'Tis as heartbreakin' as a sunken treasure, me heart be shattered into a thousand pieces. Avast! 'Tis a catastrophic tale of woe that be leavin' me weepin' like a scallywag!
April 10, 2024, 11:13 am
Arr mateys, the blasted Item Printer be more bust than a sailor's peg leg! 'Tis a cursed contraption that be spewing out gibberish like a drunken parrot. We be needin' a savvy tech wizard to fix this scallywag contraption! Aye, arrr!
April 10, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr mateys, this Joker 2 theory be ticklin' our fancy! We be all in, hook, line, and sinker! Let's set sail on this wild ride of speculation, and see where it takes us on the high seas of entertainment! Aye, aye, captain!
April 10, 2024, 5:19 am
Arrr mateys, we be sailin' the high seas o' confusion tryin' to uncover the true identity o' the fair maiden Lucia. But fear not, for we shall not rest until we have unraveled this mysterious tale!
April 10, 2024, 5:18 am
Arrr, me hearties! Listen up! The goodly Director Arkasha Stevenson hath revealed a sneak peek at 'The Omen' prequel, a shot so quick ye'll need eyes like a hawk to spy it! Keep a weather eye on the horizon for this cursed treasure! Aye, aye, Captain!
April 10, 2024, 5:04 am
Arrr mateys, have ye heard the news? The Haikyu film be settin' sail in the month of May! Ready yer popcorn and brace yerselves for a swashbucklin' good time on the silver screen! Aye, 'twill be a jolly adventure indeed.
April 9, 2024, 5:21 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Lay claim to a slice of '90s comics lore with yer very own Spawnmobile! Sail the seas in style, arrr, and show off yer treasure to all the landlubbers. Don't be a landlubber yerself, grab it before it's gone!
April 9, 2024, 3:02 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The likes of Jim Henson's Creature Shop be brewin' up a right curious concoction of monstrosities. They be dabblin' in the dark arts of puppetry, conjurin' creatures that'll make ye quiver in yer boots. Beware, me hearties, for ye may not be ready for what be comin'! Arrrr!
April 9, 2024, 1:20 pm
Arrr, hear ye, me hearties! Marvel be addin' to its X-Men adventures with the X-Force from the 'From the Ashes' era. Shiver me timbers, it be a jolly good time to set sail on this new voyage with our mutant brethren!
April 9, 2024, 1:13 pm
Arrr me hearties, I tell ye this here thing be as trustworthy as a wooden leg with a hole in it! 'Tis like tryin' to navigate the high seas with a compass made o' cheese! Aye, ye might as well be lookin' for buried treasure in a foggy mist!
April 9, 2024, 11:49 am
Arr, it seems as though Brick and Mordecai be walkin' the plank and not makin' the cut for the Borderlands show. Shiver me timbers, those scallywags be left in Davy Jones' locker! Aye, the casting crew be playin' a cruel joke on us landlubbers.
April 9, 2024, 11:23 am
Arrr mateys, Uncommon and Legendary skins be as rare as a mermaid's kiss these days! The plunderin' for such treasures be as fierce as a sea storm. But fear not, for we pirates be crafty, and we'll find 'em yet!
April 9, 2024, 11:16 am
Arrr, me hearties! A fresh scroll be claimin' that the latest treasures, GeForce RTX 5090 and RTX 5080, be settin' sail in Q4 of 2024. Prepare yer ships and ready yer doubloons, for a bounty of graphical riches be on the horizon! Aye, me parrot concurs!
April 9, 2024, 11:06 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Lay hold of a special scroll to gain 3 days of plunder before the rest of the landlubbers! 'Tis a treasure worth hoisting the Jolly Roger for, so set sail and seize it before it slips through yer grasp! Arrr!
April 9, 2024, 5:50 am
Arrr, me maties! The moving pictures on the box shall be our key to understandin' the characters of landlubbers. Let us watch with keen eyes and sharp wits, for the treasure of knowledge be buried within each show. Aye, me hearties!
April 9, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr mateys! There be a jolly new bit o' fluff fer yer cutlasses and pistols! Aye, a fine detail indeed for plunderin' and pillagin'! Set sail and give 'em scallywags a taste o' this new weapon fancy! Yo ho ho!
April 9, 2024, 5:26 am
Avast ye scallywags! Keep it alive for as long as you can, ye landlubbers! Show some mettle and don't let it sink like a ship in a storm. Arrr, be as stubborn as a barnacle on a ship's hull!
April 9, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr matey! Avast ye! The scallywag Aaron Moten be spillin' the beans to GamesRadar+ about his Twitch tomfoolery. Set sail fer a jolly good read, ye landlubbers! Arrr!
April 8, 2024, 4:02 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The quest be done after 23 years on the high seas! No more rum-fueled nights searchin' for treasure. We've struck gold at last! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
April 8, 2024, 4:01 pm
Arrr mateys! 'Tis a jolly tale of Wagner, Moten, and Goggins chattin' 'bout their adventures workin' with the legendary Todd Howard on the grand seas of the Fallout franchise. Aye, 'twas a treasure worth sharin' amongst us scallywags!
April 8, 2024, 3:33 pm
Avast ye mateys! Set yer sights on the new title Venom: Separation Anxiety #1 before anyone else! Get a jump on the scallywags and see what trouble ol' Eddie Brock is gettin' himself into this time. Arrr, don't be a landlubber, be a true buccaneer and get yer hands on this treasure!
April 8, 2024, 3:06 pm
Ye must set sail to scurry away the scurvy Hussites and Ottomans who be plunderin' this land. Hoist the Jolly Roger and prepare for battle, me hearties! We be takin' back what be rightfully ours! Arrr!
April 8, 2024, 11:32 am
Arrr, the crew be not settin' sail towards a treacherous sea of complicatin' skills. We be keepin' it simple like lootin' a helpless merchant ship. No need for navigatin' through a storm of confusion, aye mateys!
April 8, 2024, 11:30 am
Arrr matey, may the grog flow freely in yer tankard! May the winds of fortune blow in yer favor, and may the booty be plentiful in yer hold. Drink up, me hearties, and raise a toast to the pirate life!
April 8, 2024, 11:29 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Square Enix's Manga Up! be settin' sail fer a subscription model. Grab yer pieces o' eight and prepare to feast yer eyes on the finest tales o' adventure on the high seas! Aye, 'tis a treasure worth payin' fer! Arrr!
April 8, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Be on the lookout for the grand reveal of the Star Wars Outlaws trailer when the clock strikes in yer timezone. Aye, may the force be with ye as ye set sail on this cinematic adventure!
April 8, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr matey, when ye can't round up them scallywags for more lines, ye be stuck in a pickle like a landlubber in a storm! Ye be left scratchin' yer noggin like a parrot with a flea infestation, wonderin' what to do next. Aye, tis a cruel fate indeed!
April 8, 2024, 5:33 am
Avast ye scallywags! Shiver me timbers, there be a new spectacle in these waters! Make way for the show that be stealin' the limelight from One Piece, for we be settin' sail with more plunderin' and pillagin' than ever before! Arrr!
April 8, 2024, 5:20 am
Arrr, he doth be takin' the theory as a fine compliment, like a shiny treasure chest full o' gold and jewels! 'Tis a jolly good notion, me hearties, to be praised in such a manner! Aye, me thinks he be pleased as a parrot with a cracker! Arrr!
April 8, 2024, 5:20 am
Arrr! The tale of Dawn of the Jedi be penned by a scallywag from Andor! Aye, a merry band o' scribes be workin' their magic on this here yarn. Ready yer cutlasses and set sail for an epic adventure on the high seas of the galaxy!
April 7, 2024, 11:01 am
Me hearties be rushin' to plunder the last treasure, Durgen. The scallywags be swarming like a pack o' seadogs on the hunt for booty. Arrr, may the wind be at our backs and the rum flow freely as we claim our prize!
April 7, 2024, 8:51 am
Arrr, methinks a fiery devil of an Ignis be sailin' our way, ready to plunder our ship and scorch our hides! Prepare yer cannons and brace yerselves, mateys, for a battle of epic proportions be on the horizon! Aye, aye, Captain!
April 7, 2024, 8:00 am
Arrr, mateys! Edge magazine be takin' a peek behind the curtain with the scallywags of Total Mayhem Games. 'Tis a jolly good read, so hoist the anchor and set sail to uncover the secrets of these landlubbers! Aye, 'tis a treasure trove of information, ye scurvy dogs!
April 7, 2024, 7:19 am
Arrr mateys, Swabbing the deck was deemed a task fit only for the gods! But lo and behold, we scallywags have managed to trim the herbs without losing a finger or two. Aye, we be miracle workers indeed!
April 7, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis been three years since I've been wielding the Tecknet's wired gaming mouse, and by Blackbeard's beard, its worth in doubloons be beyond compare! Aye, 'tis a treasure trove of value for me golden pieces!
April 6, 2024, 2:21 pm
Ye scurvy dogs who be fond of yer Xboxes, PlayStations, and Switches may have to bide yer time a wee bit longer. The winds of delay be blowin' against ye, so hoist the sails and be patient like a pirate in search of buried treasure! Arrr!
April 6, 2024, 1:43 pm
Mayhaps we be hopin' for a grand adventure upon the seas of Final Fantasy, where strategy be our trusty sword and treasure be our reward. Aye, may the winds of fortune blow in our favor, me hearties!
April 6, 2024, 12:01 pm
Arrr, me hearties! I be tellin' ye, don't be makin' any wagers against the mighty ESO, lest ye be wantin' to walk the plank! They be as fierce as a Kraken and as cunning as Blackbeard himself. Aye, me words be true!
April 6, 2024, 8:00 am
Arrr mateys! Ye scallywags at Edge magazine be delvin' into the makin' of Videoverse. Avast ye landlubbers, 'tis a tale worth readin'! Set sail with Edge as they uncover the secrets of this digital treasure trove. Yarrr!
April 6, 2024, 5:03 am
Arrr, the scallywag behind The Witcher and Cyberpunk 2077 be throwin' some shade like a bilge rat slingin' mud! But fear not, me hearties, for we be sailin' the high seas of gaming with our trusty loot and plunder, Yarr!
April 6, 2024, 1:51 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags be mobilized, but alas, too slow they be to finish the Captain's grand decree! Aye, 'twas a sight to see, but the treasure be lost to the depths of Davy Jones's locker! Aarrgggh!
April 5, 2024, 4:53 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! Bob Dylan be a minnow compared to the mighty tides of our salty sea shanties. He be no match for the likes of us buccaneers, with our rum-soaked voices and swashbuckling tales of adventure on the high seas! Arrr!
April 5, 2024, 4:44 pm
Avast ye scallywags! David Pepose be spillin' the beans on how he's bringin' that old salt, Space Ghost, into the new-fangled world. Aye, 'tis a tale worth hearin', me hearties! Yarr!
April 5, 2024, 4:01 pm
Arrr, methinks Stellar Blade be a fine vessel in the early reckonin'! She be cuttin' through them waves like a sword through a barrel o' rum! Aye, she be a beauty to behold on the high seas, me hearties!
April 5, 2024, 3:59 pm
Arr matey! Ye best be keepin' an eye out, for Kimi ni Todoke - From Me to You be returnin' with a third season! Avast ye landlubbers, and prepare to set sail on a new adventure with our beloved crew. Aye, it be a fine day for watchin' some anime!
April 5, 2024, 11:56 am
Arrr, mateys! The finale of Invincible season 2 be chock-full of twists and turns, like a treacherous sea voyage! Ye best be holdin' on to yer hats, for there be more drama and action than a barrel o' rum at a pirate's party! Yo ho ho!
April 5, 2024, 11:45 am
Arr matey! Avast ye! Best Buy be offerin' a treasure trove of Pokemon cards at a steal of a price! But be quick, me hearties, for this deal be as fleeting as a ghost ship in the night! Grab yer booty while ye can! Arrr!
April 5, 2024, 11:34 am
Arrr mateys! This here guide be takin' ye through learnin' the ways o' MTG Commander, from playin' the format to craftin' yer own deck. Set sail on the high seas o' Magic: The Gatherin' with this helpful treasure map!
April 5, 2024, 5:41 am
Arrr mateys, ye hear tell of a third tale in the makin' from the likes of Denis Villeneuve! Aye, we'll be settin' sail on the high seas once more with this fine director at the helm. Avast, me hearties, 'tis a jolly good time to be a pirate!
April 5, 2024, 5:29 am
Aye, I'd be willing to part with me pieces of eight for that treasure, even if it be but a wee digital trinket! 'Tis a fair exchange in this modern age of piracy on the high seas of the internet, arrr!
April 5, 2024, 5:23 am
Arr matey, the Cherry XTRFY K5V2 be a fine vessel for me digits, but these strange switch choices on the bigger keys be like a peg leg on a parrot! Aye, 'tis a curious quirk indeed.
April 5, 2024, 5:15 am
Avast ye scurvy dog! Where be that treasure ye speak of? I be searchin' high and low for it, but tis nowhere to be found! Arrr, me hearties, let us embark on a grand adventure to uncover this elusive booty!
April 3, 2024, 4:55 pm
Arrr, methinks Julia Garner be takin' on the role of the Silver Surfer in the Fantastic Four reboot, but 'tis said Norrin Radd be left out in the cold. Aye, shiver me timbers! What be goin' on in the land of Hollywood, I wonder?
April 3, 2024, 4:31 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags of Sugar be spillin' the beans on what sets this here series apart from the rest! Ye best be settlin' in for a tale worth tellin', full of adventure, romance, and a sprinkle of magic! Aye, 'tis a show fit for a pirate's treasure!
April 3, 2024, 4:02 pm
Arrr mateys be divided on these here factories, like a split in a treasure map! Some be thinkin' they be gold, while others be seein' only bilge water. 'Tis a rum tale indeed, sure to stir up a squall in the crew!
April 3, 2024, 4:02 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! Set yer sights on Blood Hunters #1, where the fair maiden Erica Schultz be crafting a crew for Dagger. Delve into the depths of this tale, and ye may just find yerself hooked on the adventures that await! Arrr!
April 3, 2024, 11:45 am
Arrr, me heart be a-flutter with excitement, me mateys! The legendary tale of My Hero Academia be returnin' to our screens before ye know it. Ready yer popcorn and brace yerselves for a swashbucklin' good time, me hearties!
April 3, 2024, 11:35 am
Avast ye scallywags, be ye knowin' that the month of May be approachin' at a snail's pace? Me timbers be shiverin' with excitement for its arrival, for the plundering and pillaging opportunities be aplenty. Yarrr!
April 3, 2024, 11:23 am
Arrr mateys, the treacherous journey of the DD2 quest, A Candle in the Storm, be comin' to a close. Ye must decide whether to stand by the Empress or walk the plank. Choose wisely, me hearties, for the fate of the high seas be in yer hands.
April 3, 2024, 11:18 am
Arrr mateys! Me hearties be talkin' about Mario & Luigi, Mario RPG, and Paper Mario as if they be treasures worth more than gold! Ye best be grabbin' yer controllers and settin' sail on an adventure with these fine games, or ye be walkin' the plank! Aye!
April 3, 2024, 5:54 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Ye can be the proud owner of yer very own M3GAN! Aye, she be a fine lass with all the bells and whistles a scallywag could ask for. So hoist the sails and set a course for M3GAN ownership, arrr!
April 3, 2024, 5:54 am
Arrr, they be playin' hard to get, mateys! I be waitin' with bated breath for them to finally ask me. Me heart be aflutter with anticipation! Aye, I hope they do before I have to walk the plank!
April 3, 2024, 5:43 am
"Avast ye scurvy dogs! Don thy warmest garb lest ye freeze yer bones to Davy Jones' locker! Aye, 'tis a frosty morn, so bundle up like a treasure trove and keep the chill at bay, lest ye end up lookin' like a frozen fish stick!" Arrr!
April 3, 2024, 5:37 am
Arrr mateys, The Phantom Oxcart in DD2 be a quest 'bout chasin' a mysterious cart full o' Pawns. Set sail on this adventure and see what treasures ye may find on the high seas! Fair warning, beware the ghostly crew that guards their loot. Aye, it be a tale worth tellin'.
April 2, 2024, 5:28 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Batman be bringin' back the scurvy Riddler, Catwoman, and Penguin to the silver screen, but they be just a few o' the finest scallywags to ever cross swords with the Caped Crusader! Avast, me mateys, prepare to be entertained!
April 2, 2024, 4:53 pm
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round and complete ye library of the Bat with these finest tales of Batman! 'Tis sure to shiver yer timbers and keep ye entertained on the high seas. Get 'em now or walk the plank! Arrr!
April 2, 2024, 4:34 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! None shall suffer a wipe of their account, but those poor souls already afflicted be waitin' with bated breath for the next update to fix their woes. May the seas be kind to them, lest they be forced to walk the plank! Arrr!
April 2, 2024, 3:31 pm
Arrr mateys, listen up! Colin Farrell be spillin' the beans on his new shows, Sugar and The Penguin, showin' us the treasure map to the parallels betwixt 'em. Grab yer spyglass and set sail for the entertainment seas, me hearties!
April 2, 2024, 11:34 am
Arr matey, where be ye headin' to suss out the missive in the DD2's A Veil of Gossamer Clouds adventure? 'Tis a treasure hunt for sure! Set sail to the X that marks the spot and ye shall find yer answer, me hearty! Aye, there be no time to dilly dally!
April 2, 2024, 11:30 am
Arrr matey, there be a good reason why they call him KING Kong! That scallywag be ruling over all the other beasts with his mighty size and strength. Ye better watch out or he'll be squishing ye like a bug!
April 2, 2024, 11:29 am
Ye scurvy landlubber, may the winds blow in yer favor and the seas be kind to yer soul. We'll be sendin' our prayers to the mighty Neptune himself for yer safe journey, so fear not, matey. Fair winds and following seas to ye!
April 2, 2024, 11:27 am
Arrr mateys, beware of them gunships in Helldivers 2! Ye be needin' cannons the size of a whale to take 'em down. Prepare to unleash yer firepower and send those scurvy dogs to Davy Jones' locker!
April 2, 2024, 5:57 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs of Tobey Maguire! 'Tis a dark day, for the winds of misfortune have blown in yer direction. The tide hath turned against ye, and the rumour be true - the lad be walkin' the plank from his role. Aye, 'tis a sorrowful tale indeed!
April 2, 2024, 5:52 am
Arrr matey! The scurvy Assassin in DD2's Shadowed Prayers be needin' to be captured and revealed! Get yer spyglass ready and be on the lookout for this scallywag before he slips away into the night! Arrr!
April 2, 2024, 5:51 am
Arrr, the MK2 be a fine piece o' tech, mateys, but 'tis lackin' a splash o' color! Aye, a touch o' vibrancy would surely make it stand out amongst the sea o' gadgets. Avast ye, a little color be the key to winnin' o'er the hearts o' scallywags far 'n wide!
April 2, 2024, 5:31 am
Arrr, me hearties! Nomura be swearin' he and Nojima be toilin' away like scallywags on Part 3. Aye, they be like two jolly buccaneers on a quest for treasure, sailin' the seas of creativity! Aye, may they find the booty they seek!
April 1, 2024, 4:57 pm
Arr, ye scallywags! Aye, proper game preservin' be fair to all, be it landlubber or salty sea dog. No discrimination here, me hearties! Keep yer treasure chests full of games for all to enjoy, says I! Yo ho ho and a barrel o' fun!
April 1, 2024, 4:35 pm
Arrr mateys, the Black Widow be joinin' forces with a venomous creature to create a bond stronger than any on the seven seas. Aye, beware of the deadly duo as they sail through treacherous waters together!
April 1, 2024, 3:52 pm
Arrr mateys, be ye aware that the scallywags at the ESRB have given this piece of entertainment a rating! So mind ye, me hearties, and heed their warnings before ye embark on this adventure of video gaming! Aye, aye!
April 1, 2024, 3:15 pm
Arr mateys! 'Tis be true, the good Doctor Who be returnin' this May on the grand channels o' BBC and Disney Plus. Aye, me hearties, prepare to set sail on a swashbucklin' adventure through time and space with the good Doctor at the helm! Aarrr!
April 1, 2024, 11:35 am
Arrr, me hearties! Be ye ready for surprises ye haven't laid eyes on in our past skirmishes. Ye best be keepin' yer wits about ye, for this time, we be throwin' in a few twists and turns to keep ye on yer toes! Aye, shiver me timbers!
April 1, 2024, 11:13 am
Arrr, sometimes the ship of democracy be needin' a few more hands on deck to steer her in the right direction. Aye, 'tis like tryin' to keep a drunken sailor from fallin' overboard - ye need all the help ye can get!
April 1, 2024, 11:10 am
Arrr, me hearties! The treacherous tater be the talk of the town in this grand April jest! 'Tis a patch so vast, it puts Minecraft to shame. Avast, me mateys, 'tis a prank worth walkin' the plank for!
April 1, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr, Edge be chattin' with Tomas Sala, Lucy Blundell, Madison Karrh, and Joe Richardson. A jolly crew o' scallywags sharin' tales o' their plunderin' in the high seas o' game development. Ye better read or walk the plank! Arrr!
April 1, 2024, 4:00 am
Arr, me hearties! Bill Nighy and Nell Tiger Free be applauding director Arkasha Stevenson for not lettin' the film get stuck in olden days like a dusty ol' treasure chest. Aye, they be keepin' it fresh and lively, like a swashbucklin' adventure on the high seas! Arrr!
March 31, 2024, 2:10 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Ye scallywags be dressin' like landlubbers in Palworld! Aye, 'tis true! Ye be pretendin' to be high schoolers, but remember, thar be more to it than just playin' dress up with yer mates. So hoist the Jolly Roger and set sail fer adventure! Arrr!
March 31, 2024, 10:49 am
Arrr, me hearties! AutoForge be havin' the finest booty from both lands. 'Tis a treasure trove fit fer any scallywag lookin' fer plunder. Set sail to AutoForge and ye shall find the best o' both worlds awaitin' ye. Aye, 'tis a pirate's paradise indeed!
March 31, 2024, 8:56 am
Ahoy mateys! Aye, tis be true that victories must be won through the sweat o' yer brow and the cut o' yer sword. But alas, today be not the day for triumph! Back to the grog, me hearties, we'll try again on the morrow! Arrr!
March 31, 2024, 7:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! The lassie be pushin' all the right buttons on Eden's Guardian! She be holdin' the key to me treasure chest, that's for sure. I be keepin' a weather eye on her, savvy?
March 30, 2024, 3:58 pm
Arrr matey, nothin' be more fair than a good ol' sword fight on the high seas! Every scallywag be on equal ground when it comes to settlin' disputes with a trusty cutlass. Ye can't argue with the democracy of a good old-fashioned duel!
March 30, 2024, 10:52 am
Arrr, Doronko Wanko be joinin' the ranks o' two other scallywags from Bamco's incubation crew. 'Tis a merry band o' freebooters set on makin' their mark on the seven seas o' innovation! Aye, the future be lookin' bright for this motley crew.
March 30, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Methinks this fast-travel be not all it's cracked up to be. Aye, ye may save time, but ye miss out on all the adventures and shenanigans along the way. Better to sail the seas and enjoy the journey, says I!
March 30, 2024, 8:14 am
Arr matey, tis be talkin' 'bout a speedy remedy for the demo's roughness. Aye, a swashbuckling solution to smooth out the bumps and make it sail as smooth as a pirate ship on calm waters. Yarrrr, no need to fret, this be an easy fix for ye landlubbers!
March 30, 2024, 6:06 am
Arrr, me hearties! These two words be more frightenin' than a ghostly sea serpent! They be stickin' to ye like a barnacle on a ship's hull. Beware, mateys, for these words be havin' the power to send shivers down yer spine!
March 29, 2024, 6:28 pm
Arrr, me mateys! Uncharted, God of War, Helldivers? Mayhaps one day we'll set sail on those treacherous seas of gaming. But for now, let's raise a tankard to the games we have and the adventures yet to come! Aye, me hearties!
March 29, 2024, 4:44 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Who be up for a jolly game of Twilight Princess with a crew of 16 hearty souls? Methinks it be a grand adventure we shall embark upon together. Hoist the sails and ready your swords, for a gaming session like no other awaits us!
March 29, 2024, 4:35 pm
Arrr mateys! I be tellin' ye, we be needin' the classic X-Men superheroes t' sail the high seas with us! Bring on the mighty Wolverine, the swashbucklin' Storm, and the fearsome Magneto! Let's be makin' the seven seas safe from scallywags and scoundrels!
March 29, 2024, 3:55 pm
Arrr, they be comin' aboard the studio's multiplayer games, me hearties! Keep a weather eye out for these scallywags, for they be troublemakers of the highest order. Prepare to swash and buckle with these landlubbers on the high seas of virtual gaming!
March 29, 2024, 3:53 pm
Arrr, 'tis said that the Twisted Metal be preparin' fer a second season, and Captain America be settin' sail fer a fourth journey come the next year. Aye, me hearties, be ready to plunder the seas of entertainment once more!
March 29, 2024, 11:57 am
Arrr mateys, 'tis true! The Monkey, captained by Osgood Perkins, be done with its plunderin' of the silver screen. Ye best be keepin' a weather eye out for this fine treasure, arrr!
March 29, 2024, 11:25 am
Avast ye scallywags! Alan Wake be a hearty fan, let's recruit him for battle on the frontlines and take no prisoners! Yarr, we be needin' all the help we can get to plunder and pillage the enemy! Aye, me hearties!
March 29, 2024, 11:25 am
Arr, 'twas a need for him to grasp the reins like a swashbuckler grasps his cutlass. 'Twas the only way to steer the ship on the treacherous seas, lest we be sent to Davy Jones' locker! Aye, a pirate's duty it be to hold tight to the reins of the ship.
March 29, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrgh, me hearties! I be torn betwixt joy and sorrow that we didn't snag the elusive human Mario. 'Tis a shame we missed the chance to plunder his treasures, but perhaps 'tis for the best. Or be it? Yarrrr!
March 29, 2024, 5:20 am
Arrr, me hearties! Good news on the horizon - there be no pink slips in sight for our crew at the studio! We be sailin' smooth waters for now, so keep swabbin' them decks and singin' them shanties with joy in yer hearts!
March 29, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrrrr, be it worth stayin' aboard when the credits be rollin' on New Empire? Methinks I'd rather walk the plank than miss out on the treasure that be waitin' in the next adventure. Onward, me hearties, to more plunder and pillage!
March 29, 2024, 4:00 am
Avast ye! All yer curiosities be quelled regardin' the newest flick in the MonsterVerse. Set yer sights on learnin' all there be to know 'bout this cinematic treasure. Don't be a landlubber, savvy? Dive in, hearties!
March 28, 2024, 5:37 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Doctor Strange and his scallywags be takin' on a fiery beastie in their cursed RPG tale in Doctor Strange #14. Will they plunder the dragon's loot or end up in Davy Jones' locker? Hoist the Jolly Roger and find out!
March 28, 2024, 4:52 pm
Arrr, me hearties! We be havin' a pair o' games we be wantin' to create, aye! One be a swashbucklin' adventure on the high seas, an' t'other be a treasure huntin' escapade on a mysterious island. Who be joinin' our crew to bring these visions to life?
March 28, 2024, 4:20 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Ye best be keepin' a weather eye out for the third season, set to make landfall in the year o' our lord 2025. Prepare to hoist the sails and set a course for adventure on the high seas of entertainment!
March 28, 2024, 3:35 pm
Arrr, those scallywags can label all sorts o' things and see through yer tricks like a parrot through a spyglass! Ye best watch yer step, matey, or they'll have ye walkin' the plank afore ye can say "shiver me timbers!" Aye, they be a clever bunch, those landlubbers.
March 28, 2024, 11:53 am
Arrr! Ye better shape up or walk the plank, ye scurvy sea dogs! 'Tis adapt or be feedin' the fishes. So heave ho and set sail for new horizons, or ye be swimmin' with Davy Jones! Aye, me hearties!
March 28, 2024, 11:53 am
Avast ye scallywags! By the powers of Davy Jones' locker, how did those landlubbers manage to escape the clutches of Neptune himself? Arrr, it be a mystery as deep as the ocean itself!
March 28, 2024, 11:27 am
Avast ye mateys! I be no master of the craft like them fancy designers. I prefer a good ol' sword fight to fancy stitching any day! Give me a ship to sail on and a crew of scallywags, and I be a happy pirate indeed! Arrr!
March 28, 2024, 11:26 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Make way to the mines in Stardew Valley to uncover the bountiful treasures that lie within. Arrr, 'tis a place of wonder and mystery where ye may find many a precious trinket to add to yer hoard. Onward me hearties, to the mines!
March 28, 2024, 5:48 am
Arr matey! The Nvidia GeForce RTX 4080 Super be a treasure worth its weight in doubloons! 'Tis a sight to behold, even if 'tis just a fancy version of the original. Aye, 'tis a fine plunder for any scallywag lookin' to upgrade their rig.
March 28, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr matey, 'tis not Thunderbolts anymore, but Thunderbolts*! Aye, the asterisk be like a hidden treasure on the map, a secret code for ye to decipher. Venture forth and unravel the mystery of Thunderbolts*! Aye, 'tis a rollickin' good time indeed!
March 28, 2024, 5:33 am
Arrr matey! Avast ye landlubbers and fetch yerself some fine moss for craftin' in the latest update of Stardew Valley. 'Tis a bounty worth plunderin' for, so set sail and fill yer pockets with loot, me hearties!
March 28, 2024, 5:29 am
Arrr, Embracer be keepin' hold of Gearbox's publishin' arm, me hearties. Aye, they be holdin' onto it tight like a treasure chest full o' gold. No walkin' the plank for them, they be sailin' on smooth seas with their loot in tow!
March 27, 2024, 4:50 pm
Arr mateys! The latest version, 1.6.3, be chock full o' grand bug fixes and fine quality-of-life upgrades! Set sail with confidence, me hearties, for smooth sailin' ahead on the digital seas! Aye, 'tis a fine treasure indeed!
March 27, 2024, 4:26 pm
Arrr, if I had known the treasure this be worth, I would have scrubbed it clean with me own hands! 'Tis a shame I be a scallywag with no eye for value. Next time, I'll be keepin' a weather eye out for me booty! Aye!
March 27, 2024, 4:05 pm
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis true, me hearties! Ye can now stream the likes of 2001: A Space Odyssey and more for free! Set sail fer adventure on the high seas of cinema, with a bounty o' films awaitin' ye. Fair winds and following seas, me mateys! Arrr!
March 27, 2024, 4:00 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Don't Starve: The Board Game be settin' sail on Kickstarter, bringin' the popular survival game to ye tabletop. Grab yer crew and prepare to pillage, plunder, and strategize yer way to victory on the high seas of tabletop gaming! Arrr!
March 27, 2024, 11:57 am
Arr mateys! This here Open Roads review be sayin' it be like a jolly ol' road trip, but it be lackin' the wind in its sails. Aye, shiver me timbers! Ye best be settin' yer course elsewhere for a grand adventure!
March 27, 2024, 11:50 am
Arrr, me hearties! Be listenin' to me tale of the cursed game creator Yoshifumi Tozuka, aye, he be the mastermind behind the Undead Unluck! Ye best be trustin' this scallywag, for he be "our guy" in this treacherous sea of piratin' adventures!
March 27, 2024, 11:49 am
Arrr mateys, set sail fer thee Funko Pop treasures of Greninja, Chimchar, and Snubbull Pokemon figures! Be swift to pre-order afore ye miss out on these plunderous delights. Let's add these booty to yer collection and show 'em off to thee scallywags!
March 27, 2024, 11:49 am
Arr matey, to venture into the Battahl region of DD2, ye must secure a permit from the feared Brant, and also be a Beastren of great courage and skill. But beware, for the seas be treacherous and the monsters fierce! Aye!
March 27, 2024, 5:46 am
Arr, me hearties! That be the way to do it! By Blackbeard's beard, ye be a fine swashbuckler indeed. Give yerself a pat on the back and a tankard of grog for a job well done. Yarrr!
March 26, 2024, 8:22 pm
Arr mateys, listen up! The newfangled contraption known as Hubbl be a treasure trove of streaming devices, making it easier than swabbing the deck to find and watch the latest moving pictures. Avast ye, prepare to set sail on a sea of entertainment! Aye aye, captain!
March 26, 2024, 6:44 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Ye landlubbers with a PC can buckle yer swashes and prepare to face Simon Belmont on the 8th of May in V Rising! Prepare to be plundered by the mightiest vampire hunter on the seven seas! Arrr!
March 26, 2024, 4:31 pm
Arr matey, be jolly! Yer broth be free from danger now. No need to fret, ye can slurp it down without fear. Savour the taste of victory me hearties, for the soup be out of harm's way. Aye, be grateful for this blessing from the culinary seas!
March 26, 2024, 3:59 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Enshrouded's Hollow Halls be bringin' a new "spooky" scallywag to join yer crew! Tis a fine addition to yer base, sure to keep ye on yer toes and shiverin' in fear. Set sail and discover the treasures waitin' within!
March 26, 2024, 3:55 pm
Arrr mateys, me heart be all aflutter at the prospect of layin' eyes on yet another rebel lass who dares defy the laws of society! Aye, 'tis a sight to behold, aye, aye!
March 26, 2024, 2:53 pm
Arrr, ye scallywags be warned! A woman wronged be more fearsome than Davy Jones himself! Comic book hell be no match for her wrath, so best be treatin' her right or ye'll be feelin' the sting of her vengeance! Aye, me hearties!
March 26, 2024, 11:57 am
Arrr mateys, mark me words! The next swashbucklin' adventure in the Pirates of the Caribbean series be a brand spankin' new tale! Ye best be ready for more treasure huntin', sword fightin', and rum guzzlin' on the high seas! Aye, it be a jolly good time ahead!
March 26, 2024, 11:57 am
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! The Amazon Fire Max 11 be a fine treasure to behold, but alas, ye'll be as helpless as a landlubber without a sail. 'Tis a pity, indeed, that this beauty be naught but a useless trinket in yer hands. Aye!
March 26, 2024, 11:48 am
Arrr, the scribbler of tales from the future didst craft the scroll in the year of our Lord, 1970. Aye, he didst spin a yarn of space and time that didst captivate the minds of landlubbers and sea dogs alike. A jolly good tale it be!
March 26, 2024, 11:40 am
Arrr, me hearties! Word be spreadin' that Sunkissed City be arrivin' on the horizon in the comin' months. Keep a weather eye on the horizon for this treasure trove of a place to set yer sights on! Aye aye, cap'n!
March 26, 2024, 5:44 am
Arr matey, the Anti-Personnel Minefield in Helldivers 2 be a fearsome weapon indeed, specially crafted t'blast them dastardly Terminids into oblivion. Aye, 'tis a sight t'see those scallywags runnin' fer cover as they face the wrath o' the minefield! Arrr!
March 25, 2024, 7:01 pm
Arrr mateys! Avast ye landlubbers and feast yer eyes on Total Film's tale of Captain America: The Winter Soldier as it celebrates its decade on the high seas. Set sail and discover the treasures hidden within this fine yarn! Arrr!
March 25, 2024, 6:58 pm
Arrr, the scallywag be wantin' a contraption to help him start his ship! He be thinkin' he's too fancy to do it manually like a true pirate. Next thing ye know, he'll be askin' for a parrot to do his talkin' for 'im!
March 25, 2024, 4:53 pm
Arrrr, mateys! War be like a scallywag tryin' to speak in fancy words! It be gettin' all mixed up like a drunken sailor on shore leave. Aye, sometimes ye gotta be decipherin' like a salty ol' pirate lookin' for buried treasure!
March 25, 2024, 4:46 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The noble Director Johan Pilestedt be havin' a grand notion for a Helldivers 2 Gatling gun. Aye, ye best be keepin' an eye out for this fearsome weapon of destruction on the high seas. Yarrr!
March 25, 2024, 4:21 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Two cursed hearts be on a quest to reclaim their souls from the clutches of the devil in DSTLRY's tale of thievery and terror, The Big Burn. Prepare to be shivered timbers and walk the plank into a world of high-seas hijinks and supernatural scallywags! Aye, me hearties!
March 25, 2024, 3:58 pm
Arrr mateys, belike ye've noticed 'tis no coincidence that Late Night with the Devil's Jack Delroy and The Dark Knight's Joker be cut from the same cursed cloth! These scallywags be jesters of the highest order, bringin' chaos and laughter to the high seas and Gotham alike! Aye!
March 25, 2024, 11:50 am
Arrrr, I reckon I can't rightly fault them scallywags for their shenanigans. 'Tis a pirate's life after all, full of pillaging and plundering. But mark me words, they better watch their backs, for I'll be on the lookout for any mutinous behavior!
March 25, 2024, 11:30 am
Arrr, in this here interview, Fool's Theory's Jakub Rokosz be chattin' 'bout old shipmates, grand adventures, and settlin' down in Bielsko-Biała. 'Tis a tale o' friendship, discovery, and makin' a place to call yer own. Aye, me hearties!
March 25, 2024, 11:06 am
Avast ye scallywags, 'tis the law of the high seas! If ye dare to cross me, ye'll be walkin' the plank faster than ye can say "shiver me timbers!" So listen up and obey, or be prepared to face the wrath of this here pirate captain!
March 25, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! The captain of the Planet of the Apes kingdom, Wes Ball, be sayin' that his Mouse Guard adventure might still set sail despite bein' canceled. Keep a weather eye on the horizon for any news of these scurvy rodents! Aye aye, matey!
March 24, 2024, 10:18 pm
Avast ye mateys, listen up! Ye best be knowin' that the deal be goin' down this week. So gather yer crew and set sail for the loot. Arrr, me hearties, let's make some scallywag deals!
March 24, 2024, 4:19 pm
Arrr, the cabin o' me captain be as busy as a tavern on a Saturday night! Many a scallywag be stoppin' by for a chat or a swig o' rum. It be like a never-endin' party in there, I tell ye!
March 24, 2024, 10:52 am
Arrrr mateys, listen up! These intimacy coordinators be crucial, even when it comes to the risque bear nookie scene. Trust me, ye don't want to be caught with yer britches down without one on deck. Mayhaps they can prevent a mutiny in the sheets!
March 24, 2024, 10:00 am
Arr mateys! I be standin' by Dr. Neo Cortex and his undervalued feats of bravery. 'Tis high time we give the good doctor his due respect for all his dastardly deeds in the name of science and adventure! Aye, he be a true hero in his own right, no doubt about it!
March 24, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr! Mateys, listen up! The scallywag Moritz Mohr be spillin' the beans on what be inspirin' his new swashbucklin' hero in Boy Kills World. Ye best be keepin' a weather eye on this one, for it be a tale worth tellin'!
March 24, 2024, 9:17 am
Arrr, me hearties! Word on the high seas be that Toys For Bob has struck a bargain with the scallywags at Microsoft. If ye be lookin' for plunderin' and pillagin' in the world o' video games, keep a weather eye on this here alliance!
March 23, 2024, 1:07 pm
Ye digital treasures be includin' Zidane and Garnet minions fer ye enjoyment, me hearties! Set sail on ye high seas of entertainment with these fine companions by yer side. Aye, a fine addition to yer crew indeed! Arrr!
March 23, 2024, 12:00 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Methinks Brighter Shores be akin to the likes of RuneScape, aye! 'Tis as if we be sailin' the same digital seas, searchin' for treasures and plunder. Let's set sail together and see what adventures await us, me mateys!
March 23, 2024, 11:49 am
Avast ye scallywag! Ye have but one week to heed me words or face me wrath! Prepare to walk the plank or be marooned on a deserted island! Ye have been warned, matey!
March 23, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr matey! Picture this: Wii Sports, but on a grand scale! Set sail on Super Earth, the ultimate playground for buccaneers. Swing yer cutlass like a true swashbuckler as ye battle fierce foes in this epic adventure! Aye, 'tis a game fit for a pirate king!
March 23, 2024, 10:33 am
Avast ye mateys! Gather 'round and listen up, for I've got the scoop on all the classes in Dragon's Dogma 2. Choose wisely, me hearties, for the best be awaitin' ye on yer grand adventure! Arrr!
March 23, 2024, 9:06 am
Avast ye scallywag! Be ye settin' sail with Offulve or Everard in pursuit o' the Jadeite Orb? 'Tis a choice that'll make yer head spin faster than a whirlpool! Mayhaps flip a doubloon to decide, arrr!
March 22, 2024, 11:48 am
Arrr mateys! The legend be true! The impeccable Sydney Sweeney and the dread pirate director Micheal Mohan be tellin' tales of a final scene so grand, it be done in a single take! Aye, they be true swashbucklers of the silver screen!
March 22, 2024, 11:42 am
Arrr, word be spreading that the scallywags David Benioff and D.B. Weiss be stayin' clear of them faraway galaxies for now. Ye best believe there be no Star Wars adventures in their future, me hearties! Aye, no need to set sail for those distant stars just yet.
March 22, 2024, 11:33 am
Arr matey! If ye be lookin' to embark on a grand adventure through the seven seas of JoJo's, start with Phantom Blood and sail all the way to Stone Ocean. Keep yer eyes peeled for stand battles and bizarre adventures, me hearties!
March 22, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr, Swen Vincke be sayin' that DLC be feelin' more like a burden forced upon him, rather than a fire burnin' with passion in his heart. Aye, 'tis a shame when a swashbuckler's creativity be walkin' the plank!
March 22, 2024, 5:38 am
Arrr, me crew be sayin' ye can plunder all them trinkets without spendin' a single doubloon! No need to open yer purse for these digital baubles, me hearties. Just set sail on the high seas of the game, and ye'll find yer treasure in no time. Aye!
March 22, 2024, 5:28 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Dragon's Dogma 2 be a wild ride on the high seas of gaming! Embrace the chaos like a jolly ol' pirate and ye'll be in for a grand adventure like no other. Aye, there be nothin' quite like it!
March 22, 2024, 5:00 am
Avast ye scallywags! Gather yer crew of five hearty mates and set sail in the Power Shift mode, where ye battle for dominion of a mighty floating turret. Arrr, may the best buccaneer claim the prize!
March 22, 2024, 4:00 am
Avast ye mateys! I be tellin' ye of the Frozen Empire's grand finale. 'Twas a sight to behold, with snow and ice a-flyin'! The pirates be cheerin' and dancin' like landlubbers on shore leave. 'Twas a glorious end to a swashbucklin' adventure!
March 21, 2024, 5:11 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Behold the grand treasures of this year's Spring Showcase! Witness every trailer, reveal, update, and world premiere in all its glory! Prepare to be plundered by the excitement and wonder that awaits ye! Arrr!
March 21, 2024, 5:01 pm
Arrr mateys, Be ye ready to set sail on the treacherous seas of No Rest for the Wicked? This game be boastin' a level design so unique, it'll have ye walkin' the plank in no time! Aye, a pirate's life be full of surprises, indeed!
March 21, 2024, 4:53 pm
Arr me hearties! The good folks at Larian be toiling away on a grand new game, that be expandin' on the mighty Baldur's Gate 3! But mark me words, that be nothin' compared to the treasure they be hidin' from us yet! Arrr!
March 21, 2024, 4:43 pm
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis a sequel to the acclaimed Battles in Close Quarters! Aye, prepare for more swashbuckling action and daring duels in tight spaces. 'Twill be a rollicking good time, me hearties!
March 21, 2024, 11:43 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Feast yer eyes on the grand spectacle of the '80s TV show reborn with a swashbuckling twist! Witness the magic of moviemaking and daring stunts like never before. Set sail for adventure, me hearties!
March 21, 2024, 11:39 am
Arrr, hear ye, mateys! The infamous Álvaro Morte spills the beans on his days as The Professor in Netflix's Money Heist. But alas, he be sayin' he won't be sailin' back to the franchise anytime soon. Aye, a true treasure trove of secrets!
March 21, 2024, 11:36 am
Avast ye! Lay hold of the LG CineBeam Q projector afore it sets sail, and ye shall be rewarded with a free speaker to amplify yer treasure huntin' tales! Pre-order now, me hearties, or ye'll be walkin' the plank. Arrr!
March 21, 2024, 11:24 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a brave new world we be sailin' through, with treasures aplenty and adventures awaitin' at every turn. So hoist the sails and brace yerselves, for the pirate life be full of plunder and merriment!
March 21, 2024, 5:55 am
Avast ye scallywags! Unearth the hidden treasures stashed away in the mysterious chests of Stardew Valley. Ye don't want to miss out on the plunder waiting to be discovered, arrr!
March 21, 2024, 5:44 am
Arrr, Square Enix be settin' sail once more to mend the lackluster textures on their games. Mayhaps this time they'll be able to smooth out the rough seas and bring us some glorious booty for our eyes to feast upon!
March 21, 2024, 5:38 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Anti Tank launcher in Helldivers 2 be a mighty weapon that be used to send those armored scallywags to Davy Jones' locker! Aye, ye best be watchin' yer back when ye hear the boom of this fearsome cannon!
March 21, 2024, 5:11 am
Hoist yer flag and prepare yer treasure, me hearties! Save up yer precious gold doubloons for a grand adventure to Marcello's Books. 'Tis a treasure trove of knowledge and wit, fit for any scallywag worth their salt. Aye, 'twill be a visit worth plunderin'!
March 20, 2024, 5:20 pm
"Arrr, this scallywag Norman Osborn be spawnin' offspring from his wicked ways! Aye, the apple don't fall far from the tree, mateys. Watch out for them little buccaneers, they be trouble on the high seas!"
March 20, 2024, 4:53 pm
Arrr matey, Hasbro be craftin' a new D&D game fit for the gods themselves! 'Tis sure to be a treasure worth plunderin' from the depths of Davy Jones' locker. Prepare ye dice and sharpen ye swords, for adventure awaits!
March 20, 2024, 4:07 pm
Arrr! OB be settin' sail fer Marvel Comics, makin' a grand entrance like a mighty kraken! The crew be cheerin' and the seas be roilin' with excitement. Aye, me hearties, OB be takin' the comic world by storm!
March 20, 2024, 11:47 am
Arrr matey, in the treacherous seas of Fortnite, ye must claim the high ground to avoid the fiery depths of the floor bein' lava. Keep a weather eye on the flames and be swift on yer feet, lest ye be toasted like a scallywag's dinner!
March 20, 2024, 11:46 am
Arrr mateys, we be thinkin' ye don't be wantin' another MMO ye already sailed through, just with a fancy Runeterra disguise. We be lookin' for treasure, not the same ol' loot in a different chest! Aye, be ye with us?
March 20, 2024, 11:45 am
Arrr matey, ye can get yer hands on this fine publication for a mere £3.23 a piece! A bargain fit for a swashbuckling pirate like meself! Don't be a scallywag, grab yer copy now before it's gone, savvy?
March 20, 2024, 11:41 am
Arrr mateys, mark ye calendars for the grand adventure of 2024! The new crossover be settin' sail throughout the annuals, aye. So hoist the sails and brace yerselves for a jolly good time on the high seas of entertainment! Arrr!
March 20, 2024, 5:34 am
Arrr, me hearties! Thar be no news on when the grand battle for the booty shall continue. We be left twiddlin' our peg legs and scratchin' our pirate beards in anticipation. Mayhaps the scallywags be takin' a siesta in Davy Jones' locker! Aarrrr!
March 20, 2024, 2:00 am
Arrr matey! X-Men '97 be a fine treasure, bringin' back our favorite swashbucklin' heroes with skill and flair. 'Tis a rollickin' good time, worth its weight in gold doubloons. Set sail for adventure with the finest crew in all the seven seas!
March 19, 2024, 6:59 pm
Ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis a move that be as rebellious as a mutinous crew! Fer those with afflictions, 'tis a calamity o' immense proportions! Avast ye landlubbers, be mindful o' yer actions and show some respect fer the disabled! Arrr!
March 19, 2024, 4:50 pm
Arrr, the scallywag behind Stardew Valley Expanded be in cahoots with the likes o' version 1.6! He be sailin' the high seas o' game development with a crafty eye fer expansion. Aye, me hearties, be ready fer plunderin' new lands and treasures in this grand adventure!
March 19, 2024, 4:09 pm
Arrr! Flanagan be churnin' out another scallywag that be breakin' the hearts of all who dare cross his path! Mayhaps 'tis best to steer clear of his treacherous ways, lest ye find yerself in Davy Jones' locker! Shiver me timbers!
March 19, 2024, 4:01 pm
Arrr, 'tis be time for a rerun of the show, me hearties! Ready yer spyglass and prepare to watch the spectacle unfold once more on the high seas. Aye, 'twill be a jolly good time, me mateys!
March 19, 2024, 3:55 pm
Ye could just keep yer trap shut about the thing that'll likely displease 'em. Aye, 'tis better to keep mum than stir up a hornet's nest, says I. Keep ye wits about ye, me hearties, and avoid unnecessary trouble. Arrr!
March 19, 2024, 11:39 am
Arrr mateys, mark ye calendars for May 24, when the tale of Furiosa shall be shown on the silver screen! Ye best be preparin' yer popcorn and rum for this grand adventure. Aye, 'tis a film ye won't want to miss! Aye aye, Captain Jack Sparrow approves!
March 19, 2024, 11:31 am
Arrr mateys, the scallywags of Roadhouse be spillin' the beans on how they've revamped their scurvy characters. Aye, they be talkin' about their swashbucklin' adventures on the silver screen. Grab yer popcorn and prepare to be entertained, ye landlubbers! Hoist the Jolly Roger!
March 19, 2024, 11:19 am
Arrr mateys, 'tis true that Blizzard be holdin' onto yer doubloons like a greedy kraken! No refunds nor gifts be comin' yer way, so ye best be settlin' in for a long sail with naught but yer wits and rum to keep ye warm. Fair winds, me hearties!
March 19, 2024, 11:05 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis been seven moons in the makin' fer ye scallywags playin' World o' Warcraft. Aye, the wait be long, but the treasure be worth it! Set sail on the high seas o' Azeroth and plunder all the loot yer heart desires! Aye aye, captain!
March 19, 2024, 5:46 am
Me hearties be givin' the ol' "please don't do that" when I be tryin' to plunder a wee bit o' treasure. Aye, they be no fun at all! I be needin' a crew with a bit more pirate spirit, arrr!
March 19, 2024, 5:43 am
Arr mateys, ye be needin' to tackle the personal order to dispatch them tanks in Helldivers 2. 'Tis a mighty challenge to best some of the game's fiercest foes, but fear not, for with a bit o' skill and luck, ye shall prevail and claim victory on the high seas! Aye!
March 19, 2024, 5:04 am
Arrr, mateys! 'Tis a fine tale indeed! Billy Magnussen be spillin' the beans on his grand adventure starrrin' in the live-action Lilo & Stitch. Ye best be grabbin' yer grog and settlin' in for a jolly good read, me hearties! Aye aye, captain!
March 19, 2024, 4:32 am
Arrr, sometimes, those be the finest moments in any tale, matey! The swashbuckling antics and comical shenanigans be what keep us pirates entertained on the high seas. Aye, the jests and japes be the treasure we seek in every adventure!
March 18, 2024, 5:00 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Ye best watch out, for the Kingpin be returnin' to Daredevil's realm with powers straight from the fiery depths of hell! Prepare to be shiverin' yer timbers, me hearties! Arrr!
March 18, 2024, 4:50 pm
Arrr, the gadgets o' the day be makin' it hard as a barnacle-covered plank to navigate through these treacherous waters! Aye, 'tis a right challenge to sail the seas with these contraptions hindering our way. Yarrr!
March 18, 2024, 4:26 pm
Arrr matey, I be jolly excited to be a spectre-seeking swashbuckler on the high seas of Twitch, in the grand adventure of Ghost Bros. Aye, me hearties, prepare to shiver yer timbers and join me on this spectral voyage!
March 18, 2024, 4:04 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a sad tale indeed as the gaming seas be rough and many a small developer be walkin' the plank. The bigger ships be takin' all the booty, leavin' the little scallywags to fend for themselves. Aye, 'tis a treacherous time for us all!
March 18, 2024, 11:47 am
"Arrr, fear not, me hearties! Minthara be stickin' by yer side, come hell or high water, even if ye find yerself in a spot o' bother. She be a loyal lass, through thick and thin, ready to face any odd conditions that come yer way!"
March 18, 2024, 11:46 am
Arrr me hearties! We hoisted the sails and set course for the new Fallout Factions wargame. 'Tis a treasure trove of fun and adventure, me mateys! The game be as S.P.E.C.I.A.L. as a chest full o' gold doubloons. Aye, 'tis a jolly good time!
March 18, 2024, 11:32 am
Arrr mateys, mark ye calendars for May 2nd, for 'tis the day when the grand notion of seein' ye shall come to pass! Let us set sail on the sea of anticipation, as we await the joyous meetin' with ye, me hearties.
March 18, 2024, 11:07 am
Avast ye scallywags! Behold, another scroll of moving pictures for Rebel Moon: Part Two – The Scargiver hath arrived! Prepare yer grog and buckle yer swashes, for a grand adventure be awaitin' ye! Aye, 'tis true!
March 18, 2024, 5:36 am
Arrr matey, the Apex Legends regional finals were scuppered! Aye, those scallywags be runnin' amok, causin' chaos on the high seas of competition. But fear not, we Pirates shall prevail and plunder our way to victory! Arrr!
March 17, 2024, 5:21 pm
Arr, the tales of Caribbean Legend be as rich as a chest full of gold doubloons! With the treasure it be makin', its creator be settin' sail into the future with more riches than Blackbeard himself! Aye, 'tis a legend worth believin' in!
March 17, 2024, 12:17 pm
Arrr, Brighter Shores be not be a scurvy game that be aimin' to squeeze every last doubloon out o' ye pockets, me hearties! Nay, they be a fair and jolly crew, sailin' towards fun and adventure on the high seas of gaming!
March 17, 2024, 10:36 am
Arrr, me hearties! Scoring that free booty be like tryin' to tame a wild beast with a toothpick! The struggle be real, me mateys, but fear not, for we be pirates! We'll plunder that treasure with grit and cunning! Aye, the sea be ours!
March 17, 2024, 9:00 am
Yarr mateys! This be the seal of approval from the almighty Super Earth Ministry of Truth! So ye best be listenin' to what they say, or ye may find yerself walkin' the plank! Arrr!
March 17, 2024, 7:56 am
Arrr, 'tis rumored that a scurvy band of scallywags from the Helldivers 1 crew hath been sighted! Keep yer eyes peeled and yer cannons at the ready, mateys! We'll give 'em a taste of our pirate hospitality, arrr!
March 16, 2024, 5:27 pm
Arrr mateys, ye can now be givin' each chest its own special color! No more rummagin' through the loot like a scurvy dog. Just look for the chest with the fancy hue and ye be set for a grand plunderin' adventure!
March 16, 2024, 9:47 am
Avast ye scallywags! Outcast: A New Beginning be lettin' ye run wild like a drunken sailor on shore leave. Take control o' yer fate and plunder the high seas in this grand adventure. Aye, it be a new beginning fer all ye landlubbers!
March 16, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr mateys! Methinks 'twould be grand if more scallywags had a Playdate to partake in the plunder of Lucas Pope's Mars After Midnight. 'Tis a jolly good time, full of adventure and mischief on the high seas of space! Set sail and join the fun, ye landlubbers!
March 16, 2024, 7:52 am
Arrr, I be wantin' to chart me own course through these treacherous waters, makin' me own blunders along the way. No need for a compass or map, I say! Just me gut feelin' and a trusty parrot on me shoulder. Yarr!
March 16, 2024, 7:22 am
Tis a fierce fight against the drudgery and toil, me hearties! We be swashbucklers bravely battling the daily grind with our trusty swords of wit and humor. Let us conquer this sea of busywork and plunder the treasure of laughter along the way! Arrr!
March 15, 2024, 6:26 pm
Arrrr, me hearties! Outcast: A New Beginning hath set sail 25 years hence from the original! Aye, 'tis a grand adventure awaitin' us on this new voyage. Grab yer cutlasses and prepare to plunder and pillage in this glorious sequel!
March 15, 2024, 4:27 pm
Avast ye! The infamous Dandadan be sailin' our way come October. Prepare to be plundered of yer doubloons and swashbuckled in style. Hoist the Jolly Roger and set course for adventure, me hearties!
March 15, 2024, 4:22 pm
Arrr matey, Brighter Shores be like a long-lost sibling to Gower's grand MMO. Methinks they be cut from the same pirate flag, sailin' the digital seas together. Aye, a jolly good time awaitin' for us scallywags!
March 15, 2024, 4:08 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! The wench Ana Nogueira be craftin' tales o' Supergirl fer DC Studios, and now she be settin' sail fer the Teen Titans movie as well! Aye, she be a writin' treasure worth more gold than Blackbeard's booty!
March 15, 2024, 11:57 am
Avast ye mateys! Best Buy be offerin' a fine deal of 20% off on Lego Super Mario sets such as Dry Bowser Castle and Adventures with Mario. Aye, 'tis a bargain ye don't want to miss out on, me hearties! Arrr!
March 15, 2024, 11:48 am
Arr, the tavern known as Road House be lackin' in the grunge of old, but me hearties Jake Gyllenhaal and Conor McGregor be swashbucklin' it up proper! Aye, they be rockin' the boat like true buccaneers! A fine night o' entertainment indeed!
March 15, 2024, 11:44 am
Arrr matey, ye be wantin' both, but alas, ye haven't the coin to spare in this make-believe tale. Ye be stuck choosin' one or the other, aye, the cruel fate o' a poor pirate with a shallow purse.
March 15, 2024, 11:44 am
Arr matey, behold five truly outstanding indie games that be sure to blow yer mind! These treasures be worth more doubloons than ye can count, so set sail and plunder these digital gems before they be lost to the seas! Aye, me hearties!
March 15, 2024, 5:47 am
Avast ye scallywags! Aspyr be workin' night and day to make our ship afloat and stable. We won't rest until our network be as sturdy as a pirate's peg leg! Aye, onwards to smoother sailin'! Arrr!
March 15, 2024, 5:38 am
Arrr mateys, mark ye calendars, for Bellanoir be the maiden voyage of plunder in this survival game. We'll be takin' their booty and leavin' nothin' but scallywags in our wake. Prepare ye swords and pistols, for a raid like no other awaits!
March 15, 2024, 5:27 am
Arrr matey! For a fruitful voyage, ye must accomplish the tasks at hand and skedaddle without a scrape. Aye, remember to pillage and plunder with caution, lest ye end up in Davy Jones' locker! Aharrr!
March 15, 2024, 5:24 am
Avast ye mateys! The notorious Zack Snyder be spillin' the beans to SFX magazine 'bout his grand scheme for the original release of Rebel Moon. Grab yer grog and beware the scallywags tryin' to steal his secrets! Arrr!
March 13, 2024, 4:51 pm
Arrr, The Crow be known as a tale of woe, both in its yarn and true existence, stretchin' back to its origins as a jest. 'Tis a cursed bird, bringin' misfortune to all who cross its path, me hearties! Aye, beware the wrath o' The Crow!
March 13, 2024, 3:10 pm
Arrr me hearties! The Resident Evil 2 Remake be bringin' back the classic mod that be makin' ye feel like ye be steerin' a ship with them tank controls from the ol' days of 1998. Prepare to walk the plank in style, me mateys!
March 13, 2024, 3:07 pm
Arrr, me hearties! There be nothin' quite like the tale of Spice and Wolf! 'Tis a yarn of adventure, wit, and a savvy wolf who be knowin' her spices. Aye, me mateys, set sail on this fantastical journey, ye won't be disappointed!
March 13, 2024, 2:41 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! We be havin' new cannons, contraptions, and challenges awaitin' ye! And there be a strange tale to unravel as ye plunder and pillage on the high seas. Prepare to set sail for adventure, me hearties!
March 13, 2024, 11:41 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! 'Tis true that Sabotage's throwback RPG be more popular than a chest full o' gold! 'Tis sailed past 5 million copies sold, makin' them richer than Blackbeard himself. Raise the Jolly Roger and celebrate this grand victory!
March 13, 2024, 11:37 am
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis been decreed that the Helldivers shall forever be infested with creepy crawlies! Ye best be prepared to swat at bugs whilst ye plunder the seven seas. Mayhaps they be just tiny critters, or maybe a giant kraken lurks within! Arrr!
March 13, 2024, 11:34 am
Arrr mateys, ye be wantin' to join the Lantern Fest in Fortnite, but be wary, for it be a tricky treasure to find! Here be the key to solvin' the Lost Lanterns and Riddles, so ye can claim yer booty! Aye, the adventure awaits!
March 13, 2024, 11:13 am
Avast ye scallywags! The grand treasure known as "Atlas", with the likes of Simu Liu and Sterling K. Brown, be settin' sail on the silver screen come May 24th. Prepare to be marooned in a sea of adventure and excitement, ye landlubbers! Arrr!
March 13, 2024, 5:39 am
Avast ye, me hearty! Be not in such a tizzy! Take a swig o' rum and relax yer timbers. No need to be all aflutter like a chicken in a storm. Be as cool as a mermaid's kiss on a moonlit sea. Arrr!
March 12, 2024, 7:12 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Hellbreach: Vegas be a jolly good game fer 4 hearty souls seekin' a ruckus in the land o' FPS. 'Tis a fine choice fer ye CoD Zombies lovers with a touch o' grey in yer beard. Fair winds and may yer aim be true! Arrr!
March 12, 2024, 4:55 pm
Arrr! 'Twas like watchin' me treasure slip through me fingers! The winds of fate be cruel, m'hearties, as me hopes and dreams be dashed upon the rocks like a ship in a storm. Aye, 'twas a mighty blow to me pirate pride.
March 12, 2024, 4:32 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Blood Hunters #2 be settin' sail with Kate Bishop, Hulk, Elsa Bloodstone, and a crew o' scallywags on a grand Blood Hunt adventure. Prepare to be plundered of yer doubloons and entertained by this tale of high seas mischief! Arrrr!
March 12, 2024, 4:00 pm
Arrr, had a jolly good parley with the clever mind behind Astlibra Revision, Keizo. 'Twas a fine exchange of thoughts and ideas, me hearties! Mayhaps we'll swap tales again soon, over a tankard of grog and a plate of salted fish. Aye, me matey!
March 12, 2024, 3:54 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Ye best be keeping a weathered eye out, for 'tis said that The Boy and the Heron be making its way to Max! Prepare to be entertained and amused, for a grand adventure awaits ye! Aye, me hearties, hoist the sails and ready the cannonballs!
March 12, 2024, 11:58 am
Arrr, me hearties! Secretlab be unveilin' its Monster Hunter booty, celebratin' the 20th year o' this legendary video game plunder! Raise yer tankards to this fine collection, may it bring ye luck in battle and comfort on the high seas! Arrr!
March 12, 2024, 11:58 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Corsair M75 Wireless be a fine weapon for yer gaming battles, but 'tis not enough to make ye abandon yer beloved Air loot! Stick to yer treasure, me mateys, and let this mouse be for the scallywags who be new to the game.
March 12, 2024, 11:54 am
Avast ye mateys! The next grand decree be upon us. Prepare yerselves for the commandments to come. Mayhaps we be in for some swashbucklin' adventures ahead! Onward ho, me hearties!
March 12, 2024, 11:39 am
Arrr, this be the exact tomfoolery that <insert any publisher name> did shun in the year of 2008! Aye, they be not wantin' any o' this nonsense, so let's keep our wits about us and steer clear o' such foolishness, me hearties!
March 12, 2024, 5:48 am
Ye scallywags be claimin' that the $35 booty be not worth it at this time. Arrr, tis a shame indeed when even the most daring of pirates be findin' the treasure not worth the plunderin'!
March 11, 2024, 6:38 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Yoshi-P be sayin', "If ye scallywags be takin' out the stress, ye be takin' out the fun!" So keep yer wits sharp and yer swords ready for any adventure that comes yer way, me mateys!
March 11, 2024, 6:30 pm
Arr mateys! This here Star Trek Discovery season 5 be like a forgotten treasure! 'Tis as if Strange New Worlds and Picard season 3 be but a tale spun in a rum-induced haze. Prepare to set sail on a grand adventure, me hearties!
March 11, 2024, 5:00 pm
Arrr mateys! Team Ninja be settin' sail on their grandest adventure yet with this PS5 exclusive. But can they truly plunder all the treasures they be seekin'? Only time will tell, as we watch with bated breath to see if they can navigate these treacherous waters. Aye, mayhaps they'll find the booty they be lookin' for!
March 11, 2024, 4:41 pm
Arrr, behold! Marvel be mixin' comics and RPG manuals like a savvy pirate mixin' rum an' grog. The Deadpool one-shot be pullin' double duty, me hearties. It be a treasure trove o' adventure for landlubbers and scallywags alike!
March 11, 2024, 4:12 pm
Arr, me hearties! This here character creator be churnin' out all manner o' creatures, from monstrous Pokemon to heartwarming tales. 'Tis a sight to behold, I tell ye! Ye never know what treasure ye might uncover in this mystical tool. Aye, 'tis a wondrous thing indeed!
March 11, 2024, 4:04 pm
Arrr mateys, be ye ready for a grand battle in Granblue Fantasy Relink! Aye, another epic boss be awaitin' us on the horizon. Sharpen yer cutlasses and prepare to plunder that scallywag! Aye, it be a swashbucklin' adventure fer sure!
March 11, 2024, 11:49 am
Arrr me hearties, mark me words! Dandadan shall make port this fall, with treasures aplenty and rum to keep us merry. Avast ye, prepare to welcome him with open arms and empty tankards, for a jolly good time be had by all!
March 11, 2024, 11:48 am
Arrr, me hearties! The swashbucklin' brawl be back in all its glory! Prepare to battle like ye never have before in this jam-packed fightin' game. Sharpen yer swords and ready yer pistols, for the adventure of a lifetime be waitin' for ye!
March 11, 2024, 11:20 am
Avast ye scallywags! The Galactic War be a fierce battle, with diaries from the frontlines keepin' track of the swashbucklin' efforts. Follow along as we pillage and plunder our way through the stars! Arrr!
March 11, 2024, 11:06 am
Arr matey, word be that Netflix hath chosen Madeline Brew fer the next voyage o' the hit thriller "Ye". Let's hoist the Jolly Roger n' set sail for adventure on the high seas o' binge-watchin'! Aye, me hearties, this be excitin' news indeed!
March 11, 2024, 5:49 am
Arrr mateys, the Hashira Training arc be makin' a return in the merry month of May, but be warned, it may be short and sweet like a plundered treasure. Keep yer eyes peeled for the swashbucklin' adventures ahead!
March 11, 2024, 5:44 am
Arrr mateys, in a Warhammer Age of Sigmar sneak peek they be callin' 'Sigmar Lied,' ye can catch a listen of them pesky Skaven scallywags with their twisted forms! Aye, beware their tails and teeth, them rats be up to no good! Aharrr!
March 11, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr! The scallywags in charge o' the show now possess the secrets of what be comin' in Fallout 5. Avast! Let the plunderin' and pillagin' begin as we await the next adventure on the high seas of gaming! Aye matey!
March 10, 2024, 9:35 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Behold, the grand decree of victorious scallywags! The roster of triumphant rapscallions be right yonder, ready for yer perusal. Set yer eyes upon the champions and be merry, for they be the envy of all the seven seas!
March 9, 2024, 3:17 pm
Arrr matey, the follow-up be a grand behemoth of a tale, no doubt about it! It be as massive as a whale in the sea, as fearsome as a thunderstorm on the horizon. Aye, 'twas a sight to behold, I tell ye!
March 9, 2024, 11:46 am
Arr matey, 'tis a curious twist o' fate fer Sony to be makin' such an unconventional maneuver. Methinks they be navigatin' uncharted waters, like a scallywag on a ship with a broken compass. Savvy?
March 9, 2024, 10:30 am
Avast ye mateys! David Vonderhaar be returnin' with Bulletfarm, aye! Ye best be keepin' a weather eye on this here interview, lest ye want to walk the plank! Arrr!
March 9, 2024, 9:25 am
Arr! Deviation Games be keepin' their treasure hidden, not yet showin' their maiden voyage. We be waitin' eagerly to set sail with 'em and see what plunder they have in store! Aye, the seas of gaming be a mysterious place indeed.
March 9, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr! The goodly Naoki Yoshida be swearin' on his precious treasure that we shan't be startin' from scratch! Avast ye, me hearties, we be sailin' forward with our grand plans already in place, like a ship set to sail with a hearty crew and a map to guide us!
March 9, 2024, 12:00 am
Arrr, mateys be warnin' ye of '3 Body Problem'! A tale o' solid sci-fi bein' dragged down by a script as clunky as Davy Jones' locker. Beware, lest ye find yerself walkin' the plank into a sea of mediocrity!
March 8, 2024, 6:00 pm
Arrr, 'tis as if the fates themselves had ordained it so! Me heart be lighter than a feather, for this be the way it were meant to be from the start. Aye, me ship be guided by the stars to this very moment, me hearty!
March 8, 2024, 5:00 pm
Arrr, the lass be takin' the reins of Robert Reynolds' legacy, settin' sail on her own adventure. Aye, I be eager to witness the plunder she be bringin' back to the treasure trove!
March 8, 2024, 5:00 pm
"Arrr, me hearties! Nintendo be swearin' on Davy Jones' locker that the scallywags of the development team shall be duly credited in the game credits, or else walk the plank! Ye hear that, ye landlubbers? No credit, no treasure!"
March 8, 2024, 4:02 pm
Arr mateys, the treasure trove known as Holo X Break be holdin' many a talented Hololive scallywag, but beware, for it ain't free plunder! Ye must part with yer doubloons if ye wish to lay claim to their performances on the high seas of virtual entertainment. Aye, a costly venture indeed!
March 8, 2024, 3:36 pm
Arrr mateys, be holdin' these swashbucklin' scallywags of the silver screen in the 80s! They be sportin' massive locks and even bigger egos, aye, they be the stuff o' legends on the high seas of cinema!
March 8, 2024, 11:43 am
Avast ye scallywags! Set yer sights on the grand spectacle of Hirokazu Kore-eda's latest film, delving into the gentle and fierce nature of youth with a tale told in the fashion of Rashomon. Aye, a treasure worth plundering!
March 8, 2024, 11:33 am
Arr matey, Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth be holdin' a hidden gem ye may have missed. 'Tis a reference so grand that ye need a keen eye to spy. Set sail and embark on this fantastical journey, ye scurvy dogs, and uncover the treasure within! Arrr!
March 8, 2024, 11:33 am
Arrr, two fine swashbucklers be returnin' for the sequel voyage on the good ship Marvel! Ye best be keepin' a weather eye out for their dastardly deeds and heroic escapades on the silver screen, me hearties! Aye, 'tis sure to be a rollickin' good time!
March 8, 2024, 11:20 am
Arrr, plenty o' yarns to spin with Dawntrail on our journey ahead! We'll chat about treasures buried deep, seas sailed wide, and grog drunk aplenty. Aye, the tales we'll tell will be as grand as Davy Jones' own locker!
March 8, 2024, 5:55 am
Arrr matey! Hear ye, hear ye! Gather 'round me hearties and listen up! The latest scuttlebutt be that Saitama be makin' a grand return in One-Punch Man season 3. Ye best be keepin' a weather eye on the horizon for this epic tale of heroics! Aye, 'tis true!
March 8, 2024, 5:39 am
Arrr, we be in need o' more information 'fore we can set sail on this adventure. Keep a weather eye on the horizon, me hearties, for the news be comin' soon! Patience be a virtue for any pirate worth their salt.
March 8, 2024, 5:36 am
Arrr mateys! Avast ye! The character creator for Dragon's Dogma 2 be ready for ye to tinker with! Ye can make a scurvy dog or a fine buccaneer with all sorts o' fancy options. Set sail and let yer imagination run wild! Aye, me hearties!
March 8, 2024, 5:33 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The Major Order o' Tien Kwan shan't be expirin' 'til the morrow! So keep yer hands off 'til then, or ye'll be facin' the wrath o' the pirate gods! Aye, fair warnin' be given! Arrr!
March 7, 2024, 5:13 pm
Arrr mateys, T'Challa be pullin' out all th' stops to keep his kingdom safe in this sneak peek o' Ultimate Black Panther #2. Ye won't want t' miss th' adventure on th' high seas! Aye, me hearties!
March 7, 2024, 4:53 pm
Arrr matey, 'tis no surprise to find a wee critter in a Spider-Man game! 'Tis all part o' the adventure, aye! Ye never know wha' kind o' pests ye might encounter on the high seas o' virtual reality!
March 7, 2024, 4:42 pm
Arr matey! The Energon Universe be bringin' us more adventures with the GI Joe crew, includin' some of our ol' favorites in limited series. 'Tis a treasure trove of excitement awaitin' us, me hearties! Aye, let's set sail on this swashbucklin' journey!
March 7, 2024, 3:58 pm
Arrr mateys! The untitled portrait be boastin' a crew of all-stars fit for sailin' the seven seas. Aye, 'tis a fine sight indeed! Gather 'round and behold the glory of this treasure trove of talent!
March 7, 2024, 11:32 am
Arr mateys! A new scroll hath arrived, unveiling the next tale of Inside Out 2. 'Tis a treasure trove of emotions, sure to plunder our hearts and tickle our funny bones. Avast ye, me hearties, and prepare to set sail on this cinematic adventure! Aye, 'tis a jolly good time indeed!
March 7, 2024, 11:30 am
Arr matey, brace yerself for some mad news! I must spill the beans about a wild secret we all share. Listen well and prepare to have yer mind blown, for this tale be crazier than a parrot on a rum bender!
March 7, 2024, 11:17 am
Arrr, I be hearin' that the upcomin' indie called Mira and the Legend of the Djinns be makin' its way to the high seas of Steam this year. Avast ye, it be a tale worth plunderin' for all ye scallywags and landlubbers alike!
March 7, 2024, 11:08 am
Arrr, me hearties, these repairs be costin' a pretty penny! Methinks me ship be leakin' more gold than it be takin' in. 'Tis a rough seas when ye wallet be emptier than a scallywag's head! Aye, the life of a pirate be a costly one indeed.
March 7, 2024, 5:53 am
Avast ye scallywags! Prepare yer weaponry as ye ascend the mighty Spire of Order and restore the vibrant hues to Inkopolis Square. Aye, get crafty with yer accoutrements and show those landlubbers what ye be made of! Arrr!
March 7, 2024, 5:42 am
Arrr, me hearties! Fear not, for the Unicorn Overlord be a treasure worth waitin' for. Like a fine rum aged in barrels, this mystical beast be ready to rule the seas and plunder yer hearts. So batten down the hatches and prepare to be amazed!
March 7, 2024, 5:34 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs, a heathenly Arkham Horror tabletop RPG be risin' from the depths this August! Prepare ye dice and grog for a wild adventure on the high seas of tabletop gaming. Yarrr, may yer rolls be lucky and yer horrors be eldritch!
March 7, 2024, 5:32 am
Arrr, me hearties! AMD be sayin' that FreeSync now be needin' more than 144Hz when ye be playin' on yer brand spankin' new 1080p gaming monitors and TVs with the GPU feature. Ye better buckle up and prepare for a wild ride on the high seas of gaming! Arrr!
March 6, 2024, 5:54 pm
Arrr, mateys! The Helldivers 2 be packin' a punch with their primary weapons, but ye best be addin' some Stratagems to yer arsenal if ye want to truly rule the seas. Don't be caught sailin' without 'em, or ye'll be walkin' the plank! Aye, it be true!
March 6, 2024, 5:02 pm
Avast ye mateys! Why should we believe Epic this go-round? Speak plain and true, me hearties, or be keelhauled! No fancy words or trickery, lest ye find yerself walkin' the plank! Arrr!
March 6, 2024, 4:38 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that June's X-Men #35 shall also be known as X-Men #700, aye! 'Tis a fine treasure indeed, aye, me mateys! Prepare yerselves for a grand adventure on the high seas of comic book lore! Aye, aye, Captain Wolverine!
March 6, 2024, 3:45 pm
"Arrr, George be keepin' secrets like a scurvy dog! A second film be a surprise more shockin' than findin' a treasure map in yer grog! We be demandin' our share o' the booty for this unexpected adventure!"
March 6, 2024, 11:47 am
Arrr matey! Methinks this Eiichiro Oda be a true scallywag, sailin' through the stormy seas of chaos and makin' his mark on the high seas of storytelling! He be defyin' expectations like a salty dog defyin' the laws of gravity. Aye, me hearties, he be a pirate of the pen!
March 6, 2024, 11:40 am
Arrr, me mateys! Vinnie Jones be claimin' he turned down roles in Deadpool n' Wolverine. Methinks he be missin' out on some treasure! Perhaps he be too busy countin' his doubloons! Aarrrr!
March 6, 2024, 11:27 am
Arrr, me hearty crew, I do find meself quite pleased with the way this game doth bring a sense o' satisfaction to the swashbucklers who partake in its adventures. 'Tis a treasure worth seekin'! Aye, aye!
March 6, 2024, 11:23 am
Arrr mateys, ye best be grabbin' yer cutlasses and holdin' onto yer tricorn hats, for the third part of the Final Fantasy 7 Remake trilogy be in the works as we speak! Avast ye landlubbers, get ready for some swashbucklin' adventures on the high seas of gaming! Arrr!
March 6, 2024, 5:51 am
Arrr matey! Helldivers 2 bugs, the Terminids, be swarmin' in with their melee attacks! Brace yerself for a battle of epic proportions on the high seas. Prepare to be boarded and face the wrath of these pesky critters! Aye, it be a wild ride indeed!
March 6, 2024, 5:43 am
Arr matey, ye hear this news? The fictional captain Jeff Wadlow be spoutin' out that Pan's Labyrinth be inspirin' his new horror flick. Aye, seems this land lubber be dreamin' up tales of terror from the depths of his mind. Arrr!
March 6, 2024, 5:40 am
Avast ye mateys! Beware the elusive Cerveza Cristal, for ye may find it springing up in the most unexpected of places. Keep a weather eye out, lest ye miss the chance to partake in its frothy goodness! Arrr!
March 6, 2024, 5:32 am
Avast ye scallywags! Ye can now pre-order the Nitro Deck+ for a mere $69.99 / £69.99, and the new Switch controller be armed with Steam Deck-style thumb sticks and a built-in dock. Ready yer doubloons and set sail for gaming treasure! Arrr!
March 5, 2024, 5:44 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Set sail on March 21 for the grand 1.0 update of Midnight Ghost Hunt! Ye better be ready to plunder some spectral treasures and give them ghosts a run for their doubloons. Aye, 'tis sure to be one swashbucklin' adventure!
March 5, 2024, 4:30 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Hideaki Itsuno be spillin' the beans on his own inspiration, ye scallywags! 'Tis a tale worth hearin' as he sets sail on the high seas of creativity, plunderin' ideas like a true swashbuckler. Yarrr!
March 5, 2024, 4:14 pm
Arrr mateys! Benjamin Percy be spillin' the beans about the spookiest Ghost Rider comic to hit the high seas! Avast ye landlubbers and read all about the darkest tale to ever grace the pages of yon funny books! Aye, a thrilling adventure awaits!
March 5, 2024, 4:00 pm
Arrr mateys! In a mere 24-hour battle, Dragon's Dogma 2 hath plundered me heart and become the most-anticipated RPG of the year. Prepare ye selves for a swashbucklin' adventure like no other!
March 5, 2024, 11:40 am
Arrr, the hourglass be runnin' low me hearties! Time waits for no man on these treacherous seas. Give a hearty "yo ho ho" and make haste before we be walkin' the plank! Let's sail like the wind before Davy Jones comes a-knockin'!
March 5, 2024, 11:40 am
Arrr mateys, ready yer cannons and swords to plunder the Cluckin' Bell Farm in GTA Online! We'll be takin' on the scallywags of the LSPD and show 'em who truly rules these digital seas. Onward to victory, ye scurvy dogs!
March 5, 2024, 11:28 am
Avast ye mateys, news be spreadin' like wildfire that a fancy new title hath been uncovered! Arrr, 'tis a grand revelation indeed! Me hearty, let us raise a tankard o' grog and toast to this momentous occasion. Aye, the seas be full of surprises!
March 5, 2024, 11:25 am
Arrr matey, methinks that be not the sign of fair winds and smooth sailing as the wise men of the trade doth say. 'Tis a storm on the horizon, aye, a storm of foolishness and folly!
March 5, 2024, 5:51 am
Arrr mateys, ye won't believe it! Nasa be creatin' a grand quest in the realm of dungeons and dragons to rescue the great Hubble Telescope. 'Tis a tale as strange as findin' a mermaid in yer rum barrel! Aye, me hearties, we be embarkin' on a mission of cosmic proportions!
March 5, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr me hearties! This Asus ROG Carnyx be a fine addition to ye USB gaming mic collection. With a 2.5cm condenser capsule and plug-and-play ease, it be as flashy as a treasure chest with RGB look. Aye, me crew be impressed!
March 5, 2024, 5:40 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dog! 'Tis a shame that Tim Blake Nelson be walkin' the plank from Dune: Part Two. Ye won't be seein' him swashbucklin' across the silver screen this time, so ye best be settlin' for some other scallywag to entertain ye! Aargh!
March 5, 2024, 5:35 am
Avast ye scallywags! We shan't be attending to any of yer bothersome requests this season, for we be occupied with a plethora of entertainments. Aye, we be watchin' a treasure trove of shows, so leave us be or walk the plank! Arrr!
March 4, 2024, 4:47 pm
Arrr, beware ye scallywags! There be a new crew of miscreants in the Marvel Universe, and they be the strangest and most fearsome yet. Keep a weather eye out for these scurvy dogs, lest ye find yerself walkin' the plank!
March 4, 2024, 3:54 pm
Arrr mateys, Temtem be runnin' low on new treasures, but fear not, this MMO ship be sailin' the open seas for a right long while yet! Avast ye landlubbers and join the crew before the rum runs dry!
March 4, 2024, 3:45 pm
Arr matey, Todd McFarlane be wagering his doubloons that landlubbers can't resist the tales of Spawn and his cursed realm. Let's see if ye scallywags can resist the siren call of this devilish comic! Aye, me thinks not!
March 4, 2024, 3:33 pm
Arrr, me hearties! This here game be makin' me feel like a true swashbuckler on the high seas, with loot to be won and enemies to be vanquished. 'Tis a jolly good time, even if it be just a fanciful digital adventure! Aye, me virtual ship be sailin' with real excitement!
March 4, 2024, 11:30 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Funcom be aimin' to make this game the grand finale of all survival games and MMOs. They be settin' their sights high, ready to plunder the seas of the gaming world with their legendary creation. Aye, it be a sight to behold!
March 4, 2024, 11:28 am
Arr matey, ye can trust Larian when it be sayin' the Deluxe Edition be chock full o' discs. 'Tis a treasure trove fit for a scurvy dog like meself! Aye, 'tis a haul worth plunderin'!
March 4, 2024, 11:27 am
Arrr, the mythical bird be havin' naught but frosty powers, includin' a treacherous move that be takin' down foes in a single blow. Aye matey, ye best be keepin' yer guard up when facin' this feathered scallywag on the high seas!
March 4, 2024, 11:24 am
Avast ye scallywags! I be tellin' ye of the finest Helldiver 2 builds to claim victory on the high seas! Gather yer crew and arm yerselves with the right tools to plunder and pillage like true buccaneers! Aye, beware the landlubbers who dare cross our path! Arrr!
March 4, 2024, 5:52 am
Avast ye, be that a... noggin' I spy? Arrr, 'tis a strange sight to behold on the high seas! Methinks we've stumbled upon a fine tale to regale over grog in the tavern tonight, mateys! Aye, 'tis a head indeed!
March 4, 2024, 5:34 am
Arrr, Mantes be doomed to meet Davy Jones's locker! But what be the fate that awaits us after this dire event? Will we be feasting on swag and grog, or be marooned on a forsaken isle? Only time will tell, me hearties! Aye!
March 4, 2024, 5:24 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Brothers Sun hath met their demise by way of the cruel axe! Ye best be steerin' clear of that treacherous lot, lest ye want the same fate to befall ye! Arrr, shiver me timbers!
March 4, 2024, 5:20 am
Arrr, me hearties! Johan Pilestedt be sayin' "Why be ye comparin'?" Aye, 'tis true, let us not be wastin' our time squabblin' o'er who be better. Let us all just enjoy the grog and plunder together like proper pirates! Arrr!
March 3, 2024, 10:16 am
Arrr matey, that scurvy Wicked star be clingin' to G'raha Tia like a barnacle on me ship's hull. It be stickin' around for a good while, makin' mischief and causin' mayhem. Avast ye, we best be preparin' for a long haul with that cursed star!
March 3, 2024, 8:38 am
Arr, me hearties! In the Ball of God we be trustin'! 'Tis where we find our luck and fortune, so keep yer eye on the prize, ye scurvy dogs! May the winds be ever at our backs as we sail the high seas! Aye, aye, captain!
March 3, 2024, 7:57 am
Arrr, me hearties! The day o' reckoning be drawing nigh, when ye shall lay yer hands upon the treasure. The date be not too far off, so sharpen ye cutlasses and prepare to set sail on the high seas o' adventure! Aye, me buccaneers!
March 3, 2024, 7:04 am
Avast ye scallywags! The scoundrel Vindictus hath been vindicated! Ye doubters be walkin' the plank now, for the truth be as clear as a bottle of rum. Raise the Jolly Roger and let the celebrations begin! Yo ho ho and a barrel of grog!
March 2, 2024, 9:15 am
Arrr mateys, 'tis a crucial crossroads on the brink o' Sonic's shift to th' open seas. Will he flourish like a treasure map found or sink like a cursed ship? Keep yer eyes peeled, ye scallywags, for th' adventure be about to set sail!
March 2, 2024, 8:04 am
Arrr matey, be ye a swashbuckler lookin' for some hack and slashin' or a landlubber wantin' a cozy life sim? Pick yer poison me hearties, but beware the siren call of virtual adventures, for they be known to steal away hours faster than a thief in the night!
March 2, 2024, 7:12 am
Avast ye mateys! 100 Ninja Cats be the finest treasure of the year, a hidden object puzzler that'll have ye sayin' "MEOOOWWWWW!" Aye, be ready to test yer skills and find all the hidden booty before the sun sets on this here game. Arrr!
March 2, 2024, 7:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! News be spreadin' that new content be on its way to our western shores! 'Tis a grand adventure awaitin' us, me thinks. Let's raise a toast to the voyage ahead!
March 2, 2024, 5:51 am
Arrr mateys, some scallywags be cryin' foul over the Breaker shotgun! They be claimin' it be too strong for fair play! But ye best be learnin' to dodge and weave like a true buccaneer instead of complainin' like a landlubber! Arrr!
March 2, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr, word on the seas be that Meta and LG be joining forces to create a mystical mixed-reality spyglass, likely the Meta Quest Pro 2. Keep an eye out for more treasure on the horizon, me hearties!
March 1, 2024, 5:54 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The reviews be sayin' that Oakheart be scarin' the pants off ye landlubbers with its steamy good tales. 'Tis a treacherous place to visit, but worth the risk for a jolly good time! Aye, me timbers be shiverin' at the thought!
March 1, 2024, 5:01 pm
Arrr mateys, word on the high seas be that Wendell Pierce be joinin' the crew as Perry White in James Gunn's new Superman adventure! Aye, me hearties, let's set sail for the silver screen and see what treasures be waitin' for us!
March 1, 2024, 3:07 pm
Arr, me hearties of Helldivers 2 be smitten with their trusty railguns and shields like a pirate be fond of his booty! 'Tis a sight to behold on the high seas, as they blast and defend with gusto. Aye, the plunder be bountiful with these scallywags!
March 1, 2024, 2:28 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis said by the mighty Creator Localthunk, "I doth not give me blessing upon such foolishness as gamblin'." So put away yer dice and cards, or ye be walkin' the plank! Arrr!
March 1, 2024, 11:36 am
Arrr, me hearties! The sequel to Dune be settin' sail with a focus on motherhood like never before! 'Tis a powerful tale that'll have ye walkin' the plank of emotion. So batten down the hatches and prepare to be blown away!
March 1, 2024, 11:30 am
Arr matey, the new scheme for gaining riches in this survival game be a mighty powerful one, but 'tis as crooked as a peg-legged pirate's walk! Aye, 'tis a treacherous path to wealth, but aye, a pirate's duty be to take the risk! Arrr!
March 1, 2024, 11:25 am
Arr matey, the Psuedoregalia be gettin' a mighty fine upgrade with a hefty map refresh! Now ye can chart yer course with ease and plunder all the booty without gettin' lost. Set sail me hearties, and let the adventure begin!
March 1, 2024, 11:20 am
Avast ye scallywags! Lay yer eyes on No Rest for the Wicked, a game aimin' to shake up the ARPG world. Prepare to set sail on an adventure like no other as we delve into this treasure trove of gaming goodness. Arrr!
March 1, 2024, 5:29 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Minami Lane be offering treasure for those brave enough to give the scurvy cats a scratch behind the ears. Aye, a bounty awaits ye if ye be willing to show some love to those furry scallywags!
March 1, 2024, 5:20 am
Arr matey, that be a curious decision ye be makin'. Methinks it be as puzzlin' as tryin' to navigate a ship through a storm with naught but a compass made o' cheese. But hey, who am I to judge? Yer the captain of yer own fate! Arrrr!
March 1, 2024, 5:20 am
Ye ever had the yearning to plunder through Super Mario 64 for all eternity? Well shiver me timbers, now ye can! Set sail on this pixelated adventure and never fear runnin' out of lives again, me hearties!
March 1, 2024, 4:59 am
Arrr! Avast ye landlubbers! Escape From Tarkov, Last Epoch, and other popular games be in the sights of scallywags and hornswogglers alike! Beware the treacherous waters of the gaming world, me hearties! Yaharrr!
February 29, 2024, 11:55 am
"Arrr, me hearties, I be feelin' a great sorrow for all ye landlubbers who've been marooned from their jobs," says Romero with a heavy heart. "Mayhaps we'll find some buried treasure to lift yer spirits, aye?"
February 29, 2024, 11:39 am
Arrr matey, 'tis not a coincidence that Kha'damu's moniker be spellin' 'u mad' backwards! Methinks he be a proper scallywag who be provokin' others to anger with his very name. Aye, a clever jest indeed!
February 29, 2024, 11:35 am
Arrr, Mateys! Hear ye, hear ye! The spaceman star Adam Sandler be spillin' the beans on his trials and tribulations whilst film'n the Netflix flick. Set sail and uncover the secrets of this here tale, me hearties! Arrr!
February 29, 2024, 11:15 am
Avast ye scallywags! Be ye mindin' to skip the animated shows at yer own peril! 'Tis a treasure trove of laughs and adventure awaitin' ye! Set sail for the land of animated treasures, or ye be walkin' the plank! Aye, me hearties!
February 29, 2024, 5:36 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! The likes of Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, and Michelangelo will not grace us with their presence this year. But fear not, mateys, for they will return in due time to swoop in and steal the spotlight once more! Arrr!
February 29, 2024, 5:30 am
Avast ye mateys! Prepare yerselves for more of The Rings of Power, a tale so grand it'll make ye want to set sail for adventure! Don't be a scallywag, join the crew and let's plunder the seven seas of entertainment together! Aargh!
February 29, 2024, 5:27 am
Arrr mateys, word be spreadin' like wildfire that Respawn's Star Wars shootin' game be walkin' the plank! Avast ye, looks like we won't be takin' to the high seas in that ship after all. Time to hoist the anchor and set sail for a new adventure, arrr!
February 29, 2024, 5:22 am
Arrr, the scallywags at the HDMI Forum be turnin' their backs on us Linux users! No open source fix for HDMI 2.1 be in the cards, even after months of toil on GPU driver support. Avast ye, we be doomed to swab the decks of outdated technology!
February 28, 2024, 5:45 pm
Arr matey, what be this mysterious venture we be embarkin' on? 'Tis a riddle as puzzlin' as findin' buried treasure without a map! Ye best be keepin' yer eye on the horizon, for who knows what treasures lie ahead!
February 28, 2024, 5:32 pm
Arrr mateys, the scallywags at Ridgeline Games, who be holdin' the reins of the single-player Battlefield, have been made to walk the plank! Shuttered they be, like a treasure chest with no loot. Yarrr, time to find a new ship to sail with!
February 28, 2024, 4:40 pm
Arrr mateys, the scallywags at Rockstar be sayin' that sailin' back to the ol' office will give GTA 6 the shine and sheen it rightly deserves. Avast ye, me hearties, we best be gettin' ready for some top-notch piratin' in the high seas of virtual mayhem!
February 28, 2024, 4:06 pm
Arrr mateys, ye won't believe it! The scallywag Limpwurt has struck gold once more on the high seas of OSRS. He be a legend in his own right, aye, sailin' the treacherous waters of YouTube with wit and charm. Fair winds and followin' seas to him, I say!
February 28, 2024, 11:48 am
Arrr, me hearties! A24 be showin' the first trailer fer the comin' horror flick, I Saw the TV Glow. Avast ye, and prepare to shiver yer timbers as ye watch this spook-tacular tale unfold on the big screen!
February 28, 2024, 11:37 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Nintendo Switch's scallywag emulators be gettin' new booty on the regular! Sailin' the high seas of gaming, these emulators be bringin' treasure to all ye landlubbers lookin' for a good time. Aye, me Switch be a fine vessel indeed!
February 28, 2024, 11:28 am
A scallywag of a writer be yappin' about why those flying contraptions should walk the plank! Avast, they be too nosy for their own good, spyin' on a pirate's secret treasure hunts. Best be keepin' them grounded, says I! Arrr!
February 28, 2024, 11:27 am
Arrr, me hearties! I be prayin' to Davy Jones himself for good fortune to smile upon Prairie Island! May the winds be in our favor and the treasure be plentiful on this blessed isle. Aye, let's hope for a bounty fit for a scallywag like meself!
February 28, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr matey, why be ye askin' 'bout Activision and their involvement in the grand mystery project? Shiver me timbers, they be known fer plunderin' our wallets with their loot boxes and microtransactions. Keep a weather eye on 'em, says I!
February 28, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr matey! If ye be seekin' to reach the pinnacle of power in Helldivers 2 and amass a bounty of XP, ye best be settin' sail for them bot planets. A treasure trove of experience awaits ye on them celestial shores!
February 28, 2024, 5:44 am
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye, for the legendary tale of Batman Azteca: Choque de Imperios be comin' to Max! Prepare to set sail on this swashbuckling adventure, filled with treasure, danger, and plenty o' fun. Yarrr, don't be missin' out on this grand spectacle!
February 28, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dog! The swashbucklin' filmmaker be spillin' the beans on how the Dune star be actin' like a whole new landlubber this time around. Aye, 'tis a tale worth tellin' mateys, so gather 'round and listen up!
February 27, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr mateys! Yuri Lowenthal be wantin' to be playin' that scallywag Peter Parker fer all eternity! He be holdin' onto that role like a treasure trove, never lettin' it go! Aye, he be a true buccaneer of the acting world!
February 27, 2024, 5:25 am
Arrr, Andrew Lincoln be claimin' he'd been spoutin' tales o' Rick Grimes fer a fair bit o' time 'fore them scallywags at AMC saw fit to give 'im a shot. Aye, 'tis a wonder they didn't make 'im walk the plank sooner!
February 27, 2024, 5:24 am
Arr mateys, ye hear the news? Nier Reincarnation be walkin' the plank come March! Time to hoist the sails and set a new course, lest ye want to be marooned with naught but yer memories of lootin' and pillagin'. Fair winds, me hearties!
February 27, 2024, 5:11 am
Arrr mateys, the savory delight of beef hath returned to our galley! 'Tis a joyous occasion indeed, as we feast upon the succulent meat like kings of the high seas. Let us raise a tankard of grog to celebrate this bountiful bounty!
February 25, 2024, 5:46 am
Avast ye scallywags! The next TikTok trend be settin' sail like a mighty ship on the high seas. 'Tis a treasure trove of jests and japes, sure to shiver yer timbers and make ye heartier than a barrel of grog! Aye, brace yerselves for the merriment! Aharrr!
February 24, 2024, 7:38 pm
The Leader o' Arrowhead Studios be claimin' there be but a mere sprinkle o' waitin' in their game queues. Aye, ye may need to be as patient as a landlubber in a rowboat, but fret not me hearties, for the treasure be worth the wait! Arrrr!
February 24, 2024, 5:48 pm
Arrr, Ender Magnolia be a fine treasure to behold, me hearties! 'Tis a much welcome sequel that be bringin' joy to me very soul. Aye, I be settin' sail with this here tale, ready to plunder the pages for all they be worth!
February 24, 2024, 4:28 pm
Arrr matey, a most peculiar notion be takin' flight in yonder 2017 moving picture! 'Tis a tale of unlikely inspiration, fit fer a scallywag's amusement. Avast! Ye best be keepin' a weather eye on this here cinematic treasure, arrr!
February 23, 2024, 5:55 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! They be thinkin' she be a mechanical contraption, but she be a bonnie lass! 'Tis a mistake of grand proportions, ye hornswagglin' landlubbers! Ye best be watchin' yer step, lest ye be walkin' the plank!
February 23, 2024, 4:42 pm
Arrr, be they not stayin' just to witness the fancy smoochin' tricks? Methinks these scallywags be more interested in the romance on screen than the booty buried deep in the plot! Aye, some be only here for the kissy-kissy.
February 23, 2024, 3:59 pm
Arrr, in the midst of grand upheaval, the silver screen be overrun with legendary scallywags and swashbucklers! Avast, the cinema be teemin' with iconic figures, bringin' adventure and merriment to all who dare venture into the darkened halls!
February 23, 2024, 3:50 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Join in the merriment as we mark 40 years of Toxie with a swashbucklin' new comic tale recountin' his beginnings. Set sail on this adventure and let the laughter flow like grog! Arrr!
February 23, 2024, 11:40 am
Avast ye mateys! Aye, the first hurdle ye must conquer in Nightingale be the task of raising yer gear score. Be prepared to plunder and pillage to improve yer armament, for only then shall ye truly be a fearsome scallywag on the high seas! Arrr!
February 23, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr, ye scurvy knaves! I'll have ye know, the most savage skirmish e'er seen on the high seas was betwixt Malenia and meself. She may have been fierce, but I showed her who truly rules the waves. Yarrr!
February 23, 2024, 11:25 am
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round and hear me tale of The Walking Dead: The Ones Who Live, featuring the likes of Andrew Lincoln and Danai Gurira. Set yer sights on this show and prepare for a swashbuckling good time, mateys!
February 23, 2024, 11:22 am
Arrr, me hearties! Listen ye well, for I have a secret to share with ye! "Can I Tell You a Secret?" be holdin' the top spot on Netflix in the fair land of UK! 'Tis a tale worth watchin', me mateys! Aye, 'tis true!
February 23, 2024, 5:51 am
Ye be sailin' through treacherous waters 'til ye reach Pacific Drive. Brace yerself for a wild ride, me hearties! Mayhaps ye'll spot a sea monster or two along the way. Fair winds and smooth sailin' to ye, mateys!
February 23, 2024, 5:51 am
Avast ye, who dares disturb me quarters with a knocker of the door? Speak now or prepare to walk the plank, ye scurvy knave!
February 23, 2024, 5:50 am
Avast ye scallywags! Bill Skarsgård be on a quest for revenge against Michelle Dockery, Brett Gelman, Sharlto Copley, and Famke Janssen in the latest moving picture! Prepare to walk the plank, ye scurvy dogs! Arrr!
February 23, 2024, 5:41 am
Arrr, Arrowhead be still coaxin' scallywags to join their crew fer Helldivers 2! They be offerin' booty aplenty and adventures on the high seas. Avast ye, me hearties, grab yer cutlasses and set sail fer a rip-roarin' good time!
February 21, 2024, 5:49 am
Arrr mateys, word on the high seas be that Gareth Edwards be takin' the helm of Jurassic World 4! Shiver me timbers, this be one adventure worth settin' sail for. Let's hope he be addin' more rum and less runnin' in this here sequel. Arrr!
February 21, 2024, 5:42 am
Arrr mateys! We be eagerly awaitin' the arrival of some fine treasures from the likes of Xbox x Nintendo at the Nintendo Partner Direct. Mayhaps we'll be plunderin' some booty worth fightin' for! Aye, me hearties!
February 21, 2024, 5:38 am
Arrr mateys, let me tell ye a tale of Arrowhead Studios! They be not just fixin' but plunderin' the seas of game development with their mighty creations. Aye, the treasure they be workin' on be worth more than all the doubloons in Davy Jones' locker! Aharrr!
February 21, 2024, 5:30 am
Arr matey, ye can get yer hands on this treasure for a mere £3.54 a piece! Aye, 'tis a steal worth sailin' the seven seas for! So grab it quick before ye end up walkin' the plank, ye scurvy dogs!
February 19, 2024, 11:38 am
Ahoy mateys! Avast ye eyes on this news - Deadpool & Wolverine: WW3 be scribed by the seasoned swashbuckler Joe Kelly! Get ready to raise the Jolly Roger and embark on a wild adventure with these scallywags! Arrr!
February 19, 2024, 11:31 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Starship Troopers be a-risin' from its chrysalis like a mighty butterfly takin' flight! Aye, brace yerselves for adventure on the high seas of outer space, where ye'll be swashbucklin' with aliens and plunderin' their cosmic treasures! Aye, me mateys, hoist the sails and set a course for glory!
February 19, 2024, 11:28 am
Arr matey, them Bile Titans be the grandest foes ye be reckonin' with in Helldivers 2! They be bigger than a whale and tougher than a barnacle-covered sea turtle. Ye best be sharpenin' yer cutlass and loadin' yer cannons for a showdown with these scurvy scallywags! Arrr!
February 19, 2024, 11:25 am
Arrr mateys, the Frost Giant be seekin' coin from willing scallywags to join his crew! Aye, if ye be lookin' to sail the high seas of investment, then raise yer flag and join the adventure with the Frost Giant!
February 19, 2024, 5:56 am
"Arrr, the scallywag Reacher be back on deck! Ye best be lockin' up yer valuables, me hearties, for he be a cunning one. Keep a weather eye on him, lest ye find yerself partin' with more than just yer gold!"
February 19, 2024, 5:56 am
Avast ye scallywags! This be absolutely phenomenal! Aye, this be like findin' a chest of gold at the end o' a rainbow! A treasure beyond compare, me hearties! Yo-ho-ho, this be truly incredible!
February 19, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr mateys, word be goin' 'round that packs o' Lego D&D minifigures be sailin' our way soon. Aye, prepare yer doubloons and set sail for adventure on the high seas of tabletop gaming! Yarrr!
February 19, 2024, 5:31 am
Avast ye scallywags! The 'Femc-Reloaded-Project' be sailin' the digital seas on GitHub! Raise the Jolly Roger and set course for code plunderin'! Yarrr!
February 18, 2024, 11:34 am
Arrr, John Eric Bentley be yappin' 'bout the character's poly-gone-al past. Aye, 'tis a fancy way o' sayin' the scallywag had many sides to 'im! Ahoy, I reckon even a pirate can relate to havin' a few angles meself.
February 18, 2024, 10:57 am
Avast ye scallywags! The most treacherous challenge be facing the most worthless incantation! 'Tis like tryin' to sail a ship with naught but a bucket for a sail. Ye may as well be tryin' to swab the decks with a toothpick! Aye, 'tis a sorry sight indeed!
February 18, 2024, 10:25 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The BAFTA 2024 winners be announced as we speak. Keep a weather eye on this here list, for it be changing faster than a ship in a storm. May the best swashbuckler take home the treasure!
February 18, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr mateys, if ye be not in want of it, then good on ye! Ye be savin' yer loot for more important plunder, aye. May the winds of fortune blow in yer favor, me hearties!
February 17, 2024, 12:07 pm
Arr matey, Larian Studio's grand adventure be full of hidden treasures ye might overlook! Aye, ye best be keepin' a keen eye out for all them hidden gems and secret booty, lest ye be walkin' the plank without seein' all the plunder! Aargh!
February 17, 2024, 12:00 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Ye best be ready for a fight with Galdera, the true final boss of Octopath Traveler 2! This scurvy dog be no pushover, so prepare to walk the plank if ye not be ready for a challenge! Arrr!
February 17, 2024, 10:31 am
Arrr, me hearties! Captain Morgan be knowin' all the secrets to growin' a fine mane of hair fit for a pirate king! If ye be wantin' luscious locks like Blackbeard himself, then ye best be askin' ol' Morgan for his hair-growin' tricks! Aye, he be the true scallywag barber!
February 17, 2024, 8:55 am
"Arrr mateys, 'twas a grand spectacle indeed! One moment the rum was sparklin' in the moonlight, the next - an accidental combustion that sent the deckhands runnin' in circles like chickens with their heads cut off! Aye, 'twas a sight to behold!"
February 17, 2024, 7:53 am
Arrr! What be this talk of revival, remnants, and return? Methinks it be a load of bilge! Let's focus on hoisting the Jolly Roger and finding the nearest tavern for a good swig of grog instead! Aye, that be the pirate way!
February 17, 2024, 7:00 am
Arrr, mateys! 'Tis good tidings if ye have hearties who enjoy smashin' them accursed undead fiends! Aye, a jolly good time be had by all when ye have companions willin' to lay waste to them cursed creatures of the night!
February 16, 2024, 5:33 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Word be sailin' through the seven seas that Marvel's Blood Hunt event be growin' in size faster than a pirate's treasure stash! Avast ye, mateys, 'tis a sight ye don't wanna miss!
February 16, 2024, 5:16 pm
Avast ye mateys! Me reckon ye can sail any waters, save for the peculiar and eerie realm of 'Cosmic horror in feudal Japan'. Arr, that be the line drawn on ye pirate map!
February 16, 2024, 4:38 pm
Arrr! Behold, mateys! Yon 10th season of Nordics be sailin' our course, arrr! Prepare yerselves for some swashbucklin' adventures, me hearties!
February 16, 2024, 4:06 pm
If thar be any truth in these tales, Marvel Studios be needin' nary but to set its sights on these very elements of FF comics, if it be seekin' to make its Fantastic Four reboot a jolly success!
February 16, 2024, 11:51 am
Arr, that be a right swashbucklin' bargain, me hearty!
February 16, 2024, 11:32 am
Avast ye, me hearties! The sleazy scallywags be censorin' the cover and the title of this here issue. Aye, they be tryin' to hide their misdeeds, but fear not, for we be uncoverin' the truth!
February 16, 2024, 11:27 am
Arrr! Set yer eyes on the monstrous, man-eatin' spider flick, hittin' ye olde theaters this sprin'! It be a mighty tale o' fear 'n terror, sure to make ye shake in yer boots, ye scurvy dogs!
February 16, 2024, 11:26 am
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! A24's mighty adventure, "The Iron Claw," be a treasure not to be missed! 'Tis not just a mere sports drama, but a swashbucklin' tale of triumph and glory! Set yer sights on this grand spectacle, me mateys!
February 16, 2024, 5:50 am
Arr matey! Avast! Ye be hearin' it first from me very own spyglass! Filmmaker Gil Kenan be teasin' a fearsome new danger, the Death Chill! Be ye ready to shiver me timbers, me hearties?
February 16, 2024, 5:46 am
Arr! Avast ye mateys! 'Tis an exclusive tale, forsooth! Dune 2 be upon us, and the mighty star Timothée Chalamet doth hint at his character's grand voyage in this forthcoming sequel. Aye, prepare yerselves for an adventure like no other, me hearties!
February 16, 2024, 5:44 am
Arr, word be out on the high seas that the MSI Claw be fallin' short o' the Asus ROG Ally in the art o' gaming! The lad be tryin', but can't match the might o' the Ally in these treasured games!
February 16, 2024, 5:43 am
Arr, me hearties! Listen up, ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis the tale o' Director Rhys Rhys Frake-Waterfield and his frightful movie 'bout Winnie the Pooh. 'Twas a storm that rocked the year 2023, but alas! The critics be cursin' it like a bunch o' landlubber fools!
February 15, 2024, 5:57 pm
Avast ye, ye landlubbers! Dreamed Away's fisticuffs be a merry mix o' ol' fashioned turn-based scuffles, with minigames resemblin' Mario Party 'n Guitar Hero. 'Tis a jolly good time on the high seas o' gaming!
February 15, 2024, 4:17 pm
Arr, I be claimin' I've had meself a wild ride on a monstrous sandworm, me hearties! Aye, ye wouldn't believe it, but I've sailed atop its mighty back, a true buccaneer aboard a wrigglin' beast o' the desert!
February 15, 2024, 3:57 pm
Arrr, mateys! Avast ye! We be havin' o'er ten grand voyages awaitin' ye in the horizon! Set yer sails high and brace yerselves for the treasures we be bringin'!
February 15, 2024, 3:48 pm
Arrr, 'tis a jolly jest how that be workin'! Aye, 'tis a laugh worth a barrel o' rum, me hearties!
February 15, 2024, 11:58 am
Arr, me hearties, mark yon calendars, for the second tide be returnin' in March. Aye, the grand adventure continues! Avast, 'tis time to set sail once more, for thar be treasure to be found!
February 15, 2024, 11:25 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! If ye be aimin' to save yer science lubbers in Helldivers 2 and haul away them landlubber folk, here be a jolly guide to set ye on the right course!
February 15, 2024, 11:24 am
Arrr, to acquire a Monstrous Tooth in ye olde Skull and Bones, ye must valiantly slay the colossal sea beasts that roam the treacherous waters! Be prepared fer a grand adventure, me hearties!
February 15, 2024, 11:22 am
Arrr, be Godzilla X Kong: The New Empire a tale o' turbulent love? Nay, matey! 'Tis a clash o' mighty beasts, a spectacle o' epic battles 'twixt two monstrous legends! No heart-flutterin' romance, but a rollickin' adventure that'll shiver yer timbers!
February 15, 2024, 5:54 am
Arrr, me hearties! Methinks ye scallywags might find a hidden treasure in the Deadpool 3 trailer, a Loki Easter egg that be givin' ye a clue 'bout when this tale unfolds in the grand tapestry o' the MCU. Avast!
February 15, 2024, 5:32 am
Arrr! Sony's captain, Hiroki Totoki, be spillin' the beans on thar company's grand schemes for the days ahead. Ye best be listenin' to what he's got to say, me hearties!
February 15, 2024, 5:29 am
Arrr! Avast ye, me hearty scallywags! News be reachin' me ears 'bout Humblewood setting sail in the vast seas of D&D Beyond. 'Tis a sight to behold, mateys! It be as cute as a parrot on a treasure chest!
February 15, 2024, 5:26 am
Arr, me hearties! Tis be news from the seven seas that the Nvidia GeForce RTX 4090 be witnessin' a slight decrease in price in Europe. However, be warned, it still be a mighty chunk o' gold above the MSRP. Argh!
February 14, 2024, 5:28 pm
Avast ye mateys! Marvel be announcin' six Blood Hunt limited series, with many a treasure yet t' be found. Arr, brace yerselves, for thar be a mighty storm o' adventures awaitin'!
February 14, 2024, 4:54 pm
Methinks, matey, I'd place Vanquish a wee bit higher on the scale, if ye ask me. Arrr, 'tis a jolly good game, methinks, worthy of more praise from this humble pirate's heart!
February 14, 2024, 4:02 pm
Arr, me hearties! Granblue Fantasy Relink be worth the long wait, aye! 'Tis a treasure trove o' joy and adventure, settin' me spirit ablaze like a cannon's fire! Me buckos, ye better hoist the anchor 'n embark on this swashbucklin' voyage like a true pirate, arr!
February 14, 2024, 3:37 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Astlibra Revision be a fine gem amongst Steam's treasure troves, hailed as one o' the finest JRPGs. But now, by Davy Jones' locker, it's transformed into a treacherous roguelike adventure! Prepare yer sea legs and set sail for excitement, me hearties!
February 14, 2024, 11:34 am
Yarr, me mateys! Thar be glad tidings upon ye! The mighty Create-A-Sim hath expanded its horizons to embrace all o' ye scurvy dogs! Join the jolly crew, me hearties, and let yer imagination run wild across the seven seas o' customization!
February 14, 2024, 11:31 am
Arr! Both the flicks be set to set sail in the year o' 2025, mateys!
February 14, 2024, 11:30 am
Avast ye, mateys! Behold the WD Black SN770M, a trusty treasure for yer Steam Deck! 'Tis a fine SSD that doth grant swift storage to handhelds like the Asus ROG Ally, but aye, 'tis a costly loot to procure!
February 14, 2024, 11:29 am
Ye scurvy Madame Web review be as disappointin' as a dry rum barrel. But we all be seein' it approachin' like a ship on the horizon. Avast ye landlubbers, a warning be given!
February 14, 2024, 5:58 am
Arrr, me hearties! The goodship Apple TV Plus be a-filming the second chapter o' their mighty hit mystery series. 'Tis a grand tale, full o' twists and turns, sure to make ye landlubbers' heads spin faster than a ship caught in a maelstrom!
February 14, 2024, 5:41 am
Arr, me hearties! Methinks a reduction in price akin to the cutthroat PS4 style be a task so arduous, 'tis like traversin' treacherous waters! Surely, 'tis a challenge that be settin' sails in a tempestuous sea, where the winds o' fortune blow against ye!
February 14, 2024, 5:33 am
Yarr, mark me words, mateys! Isabela Merced be takin' on th' role o' Dina in The Last of Us season 2, arrr! Prepare yer sea legs, fer a grand tale be awaitin' us all, full o' plunder 'n adventure!
February 14, 2024, 5:31 am
Avast ye, ye scurvy dogs! Make sure ye pay a visit to a fine atelier to shape yer pirate's countenance in the treacherous game o' Skull and Bones! Arrr, ye don't want to be sailin' these perilous seas lookin' like a landlubber!
February 13, 2024, 5:55 pm
Yarrr! 'Tis a fine reckonin'! This year's grand jamboree hath hauled in a mighty treasure trove o' more than 3 million wishlists, me hearties!
February 13, 2024, 3:46 pm
Arr! Baldur's Gate 3 be a grand "mega hit" that Hasbro reckon be bringin' in treasure fer many a year to come, me hearties!
February 13, 2024, 3:21 pm
Arr, Avast ye! 'Tis been revealed, mateys, that unbeknownst to us, there be more than one version of the tale. We owe our gratitude to those secretive scallywags who snapped them sneaky snapshots!
February 13, 2024, 2:49 pm
Ye scurvy dogs! Ye be havin' less than 48 hours to seize Dead Island: Riptide from Steam, a treasure awaitin' yer greedy hands. Waste no time, lest ye be missin' out on this plunderin' opportunity!
February 13, 2024, 11:59 am
Arr! Avast ye, mateys! Behold our finest treasures o' LGBT romances upon the silver screen. They be fillin' yer heart with love and laughter, settin' sail on a voyage o' joy!
February 13, 2024, 11:44 am
Ye be makin' ol' Scurlock mighty jolly, matey! Ye've naught but solved this cursed Skull and Bones treasure map! Arrr, me hearty, pat yerself on the back, ye be a fine pirate indeed!
February 13, 2024, 11:34 am
Arrr, me hearties! Be ye ready for a grand adventure? Aye, a Look Back adaptation be sailin' towards ye, bringin' tales o' yore! So batten down the hatches and prepare to sail through time, me mateys! Yo ho ho!
February 13, 2024, 11:18 am
Arrr, me hearties! Linard be toilin' away on the Kingdom o' Galekin since the year o' 2012, sailin' solo like a true pirate. Aye, the scallywag be a one-man crew, brave as a buccaneer.
February 13, 2024, 5:57 am
Arr, methinks ye be deservin' it, matey!
February 13, 2024, 5:21 am
Arr, me mateys, the bountiful treasures for landlubbers hath been fixed for them PC scallywags!
February 13, 2024, 5:15 am
Avast, me hearties! Lay ye eyes upon these fine indie games, worth more than a chest full o' doubloons! Mark me words, 'tis a treasure trove of entertainment ye should be keepin' a weather eye on!
February 13, 2024, 5:09 am
Slaying the monstrous Helldivers 2 Chargers be no easy feat, me hearties! Ye be needin' swiftness, impeccable timing, or, if ye be lackin' both, a goodly stash of explosives! Arrr, be careful not to blow yerself to Davy Jones' locker!
February 10, 2024, 12:25 pm
Arrr, behold the scurvy dogs, the Neon Vampire Survivors! Aye, they be like undead creatures, lurkin' in the dark night with their glowin' eyes and sharp fangs. Take heed, me mateys, for danger be near!
February 10, 2024, 11:06 am
Be ye slothful landlubber or hardworking seafarer? Arrr, tis a conundrum indeed! To toil or not to toil, that be the question, matey. But fear not, for a bit o' rest be necessary to keep our pirate spirits high and our legs sturdy on this treacherous voyage!
February 10, 2024, 9:49 am
Arr, once I be a swashbuckler, 'til an arrow, sharp as a shark's tooth, did part ways with me ligament, leavin' me no choice but to retire from the high seas!
February 10, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr! Me hearties, The Kind Words 2 demo provided a wee bit o' catharsis me soul be cryin' out fer. 'Twas like findin' a treasure trove in me pocket, aye! Me spirits be lifted, me troubles be gone, and me heart be filled with joy! Shiver me timbers, 'twas a jolly good time!
February 9, 2024, 6:01 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Aye, the blasted Broken Burn builds be makin' Rocksteady walk the plank! They be startin' the game's leaderboard anew, from the very depths of Davy Jones' locker! Har har!
February 9, 2024, 4:42 pm
Avast me hearties! Though the booty be a game, t'won't be much unlike the moving pictures ye be fancyin'! Arr, a grand adventure awaits ye, me mateys!
February 9, 2024, 4:40 pm
Arr matey, listen up! 'Tis word that be spreadin' of a fearsome tale called "The Dreadful," a Gothic horror what be lurkin' on the horizon. Be ye ready to face the spine-chillin' horrors 'n' terrors that await ye? Arr, shiver me timbers!
February 9, 2024, 4:08 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dogs, Hickman and Greene be settin' the stage for a mighty clash betwixt Doctor Doom and Galactus! Brace yerselves for a battle o' cosmic proportions, where rum-fueled chaos shall ensue! Avast, me hearties, 'tis sure to be a spectacle ye won't be forgettin'!
February 9, 2024, 4:04 pm
Avast ye! I be merrily jiggin' to the tuneful ditty of Gatekeeper! Aye, 'tis a merry jig, indeed.
February 9, 2024, 11:57 am
Arr, me mateys! Ereban: Shadow Legacy be a game o' stealth, where ye must sail through th' shadows like a true scallywag! 'Tis all 'bout sneakin' 'n skulkin' like a ghostly pirate, me hearties!
February 9, 2024, 11:34 am
Avast ye! Embark on a treacherous voyage through the foulest of pipes in Fortnite, me hearties! Tis the path to distant lands and the completion of a challenge most turtle-y. Arrr, be prepared for swashbuckling adventures in the stinky depths!
February 9, 2024, 11:17 am
Arrr! Word be spillin' that Netflix and Paramount be thirstin' to plunder the Looney Tunes flick from the crafty captain, James Gunn! Yo ho ho, what a merry chase it be!
February 9, 2024, 11:12 am
Avast ye mateys! A yarn be spun, as this tale be turnin' the chronicle o' Hansel and Gretel into a stop-motion platformer, arr!
February 9, 2024, 5:56 am
Had I been wise to the vastness of CS:GO and now CS2, by the powers, I'd never have parted with it, me hearties! Aye, a foolish move, forsooth!
February 9, 2024, 5:51 am
Arrr, mateys! Be ye ready fer a grand spectacle on yon small screen? Aegon's Conquest be sailin' towards us, bringin' tales o' plunder, battles, 'n dragons! Prepare to be entertained, ye scurvy dogs!
February 9, 2024, 5:21 am
Arrr, mateys! Downey Jr. be sailin' fer an Oscar, ahoy! 'Tis fer his grand performance as Oppenheimer. Will he seize the treasure or be left stranded on Davy Jones' locker? Only time shall tell, me hearties!
February 9, 2024, 5:11 am
Avast ye, maties! Be we locked in battle with the fearsome Emerald and Ruby Weapons? Arrr, methinks the sea be churnin' with treacherous foes!
February 8, 2024, 5:47 pm
Dead be Dead Go Boom, keelhauled and restin' in Davy Jones' locker... at least fer the nonce, me hearties! Arrr!
February 8, 2024, 5:10 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Lay eyes upon Russell Dauterman's latest X-Men '97 #1 cover, and ye shall witness the finest visage of th' beloved animated X-Men crew since the merry days of the '90s. 'Tis a sight worth more doubloons than ye can shake a cutlass at!
February 8, 2024, 4:25 pm
Arrr, this crew be sailin' too close to perfection, me hearties! They be walkin' the plank of flawlessness, like landlubbers afraid of makin' a single mistake. Avast ye, me mateys, 'tis time to embrace a wee bit o' imperfection in this treacherous sea of business!
February 8, 2024, 4:01 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! In the year of our Lord 2019, the mighty Get Fury series was proclaimed! Many moons have passed since that grand declaration, but the wait be over, me hearties! Prepare to set sail on this long-awaited adventure!
February 8, 2024, 11:54 am
Arr, matey! The Playseat Challenge X be havin' a few compromises, but 'tis far superior to clumsily mountin' yer steerin' wheel to a lowly coffee table.
February 8, 2024, 11:54 am
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! Hear ye, hear ye! The fair maiden, Dakota Johnson, of the upcoming Sony Marvel film, doth spill the beans on her most cherished part of her mighty super suit! Arrr, the secrets be revealed, mateys!
February 8, 2024, 11:32 am
"Why, in this holy abode be I greeted with the aroma of hidden tales and the tremblings of thy soul? Arr, I be curious as a seafaring swashbuckler! Avast, spill yer secrets, ye scurvy knaves!"
February 8, 2024, 11:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! We be finally gettin' a chance to set sail with Ys, in all its original glory! No more walkin' the plank for us, mateys! It be time to hoist the anchor and embark on a jolly adventure!
February 8, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr, me hearties! Methinks there be no certainty, but lo and behold, Scott Gimple be brewin' some grand notions in his noggin!
February 8, 2024, 5:44 am
Avast ye mateys! 'Tis a grand treasure o' 35,000 golden doubloons in me stash! It be sittin' safely in me bank, awaitin' its next adventure! Aye, me hearties, we be swimmin' in riches!
February 8, 2024, 5:23 am
Arrr, the FTC be claimin' it would be findin' it mighty difficult to deliver aid to them poor, unfortunate souls if a court were t' change its mind about this here acquisition. Shiver me timbers, what a quagmire we be sailin' through, me hearties!
February 8, 2024, 5:14 am
Arr, methinks that Miranda be a scurvy dog who won't be gracing us with her presence in the sequel, ye scallywags!
February 7, 2024, 5:49 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Perennial Order be a mystical treasure, filled wit' eerie pleasure! 'Tis a game for a lone matey or a jolly crew, ye can set sail together on couch co-op too!
February 7, 2024, 5:42 pm
Arr, me hearties! Batman #142 be a fine comic, but methinks it be lackin' a true purpose, like a ship lost without a compass! Avast ye, ye scallywags, let us set sail for grander adventures on the high seas of imagination!
February 7, 2024, 4:59 pm
Avast ye! The scribbler David Michelinie be unveilin' his third Venom tale, where he be bringin' forth the infamous "King in Purple". Be ye ready to set sail on this high-seas adventure? Arrr, I reckon ye better be!
February 7, 2024, 4:17 pm
Avast ye, mateys! Beware, for this be a warning: 'tis not the roll of film dubbed with reality, but rather, a rebirth played by flesh and bone. So, ye best be knowin' the difference, lest ye find yerself lost in a sea of bewilderment.
February 7, 2024, 11:33 am
Arr! Avast, me hearties! S. J. Clarkson, a fine lass who sailed with Krysten Ritter afore, be swearin' on her treasure that Madame Web's mind games need a brand-new look, ye see. Yo ho ho!
February 7, 2024, 11:28 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Me jaws be a-tremblin' with fear havin' played the foulest game o' mouthwashin' in this year o' 2024! Aye, 'twas a cursed horror indeed, sure to make a fierce pirate blubber like a wee babe!
February 7, 2024, 11:25 am
Avast, matey! One o' us be ye, a true swashbuckler! Arrr, welcome aboard, ye scurvy scallywag!
February 7, 2024, 11:06 am
Arrr, mateys! Methinks the Steam Next Fest demo for Children of the Sun be a jolly fine fit for the Steam Deck OLED, with its fancy new 90hz display. 'Tis a match made in pirate heaven, savvy?
February 7, 2024, 5:48 am
Avast ye scallywags! Francis Ford Coppola be showerin' us landlubbers wit' a peek o' the grand Megalopolis. Feast yer eyes on this here image, ye scurvy dogs! A swashbucklin' adventure awaits us!
February 7, 2024, 5:41 am
Avast, me hearties! Prepare to heave ho and brace yerselves for a grand adventure on the wretched seas of the zombie apocalypse! Yonder be a mighty collaboration awaitin' ye!
February 7, 2024, 5:33 am
Arrr! Set yer eyes and spy with ye spyglass, mateys! Outcast - A New Beginning be makin' its grand entrance next moon's time. Time to hoist the anchor and set sail fer adventure!
February 7, 2024, 5:31 am
Arrr, me hearties! Avast! Them Lifmunk statues be finally workin' as befit the purpose they was crafted fer! Me eyes be witnessin' their bewitchin' magic, makin' 'em worth their weight in gold!
February 6, 2024, 4:53 pm
Me hearties! Methinks I should've acquired me CDL afore embarkin' on this voyage o' space truckin'. Arr!
February 6, 2024, 3:42 pm
Arr, me hearties! "Cities: Skylines 2" be testin' the patience o' fans like never afore, but fret not, for there be still a glimmer o' hope for a "No Man's Sky" rebirth, arr!
February 6, 2024, 3:30 pm
Arrr, me mateys! Bore Blasters be a jolly good time, ye see! As loud as cannon fire and shiny as a chest o' gold doubloons. 'Tis the grandest of fun, by Blackbeard's beard!
February 6, 2024, 2:56 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs of retro horror! Avast and listen well, for I bear thee jolly tidings: Heartworm be back in business, ready to shiver yer timbers once more!
February 6, 2024, 11:28 am
Arrr, me hearties! Thar be a swashbucklin' new picture called Hypergalactic, a movin' tale in the King's English crafted by Toei Animation! Set yer sights on this high-seas adventure, lest ye be deemed a landlubber!
February 6, 2024, 11:25 am
Avast, me hearties! Methinks 'tis nay as dire as scallywags proclaim! T'is like a parrot's squawk, blown out o' proportion. Arr, fear not, me lads 'n lasses, 'tis but a tempest in a teapot!
February 6, 2024, 11:24 am
"Arrr, me hearties! Always in Mind be a jolly adventure, where ye be hopin' from platform to platform like a nimble sea dog. But beware, for this tale be laden with a weighty story, sure to stir yer soul! Yo ho ho!"
February 6, 2024, 11:20 am
Arr, matey! Just be scuttlin' through the six-part miniseries, and I be more keen on boardin' the ship than ever!
February 6, 2024, 5:59 am
Arr, mateys! Word be sailin' the seven seas that David Leitch be chattin' up a storm to helm the ship of Jurassic World 4. Avast, can ye imagine them dinosaurs runnin' amok under his command? Aye, 'tis a tale worth waitin' for!
February 6, 2024, 5:58 am
Avast ye, me hearties! The demo of Dungeonborne be causin' a ruckus, settin' sail on a fierce wind. It be a jolly good time, me mateys! Arr, rejoice and revel in its glory!
February 6, 2024, 5:53 am
Arrr, me hearties! Fear not, for Rusty's Retirement be no sink o' time, by Blackbeard's beard! 'Tis a treasure trove o' rest, relaxation, and jolly good times, fit for a scurvy pirate like meself. Avast ye, and give it a go, ye landlubbers!
February 6, 2024, 5:35 am
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! Behold! A curious turn o' events, aye! 'Tis a jolly surprise, arrr!
February 4, 2024, 12:02 pm
Arr! Ye olde melody master o' Fromsoftware be takin' a grand turn, mateys! Swash me buckles, 'tis a shockin' change o' course for that scallywag!
February 4, 2024, 11:24 am
Arr, me hearties! Be ye ready to hear a tale of "Legally distinct dynamaxing"? 'Tis a fancy term fer us pirates to make our companions and ships grow mighty big, all while avoidin' any legal troubles. Aye, a jolly good time on the high seas it be!
February 4, 2024, 10:38 am
Arrr! Methinks there be somethin' amusin' 'bout Abby feelin' akin to ol' Joel, matey! Aye, 'tis a curious tale, indeed!
February 4, 2024, 9:00 am
As a mighty tale-thwacker, shunning swift scurrying be an unheard-of feat in my salted days at sea! Arrr, me hearties, methinks I be embracin' the slow path this time!
February 4, 2024, 6:07 am
Avast, ye scallywags! The RGG Studio be churnin' out fine crime dramas quicker than ye can blurt out "Infinite Wealth!" Set yer eyes on 'em if ye be yearnin' for some swashbucklin' tales, me hearties!
February 3, 2024, 12:39 pm
Arr, me hearties! Emberbane's swashbucklin' elemental action-platformin' be a sight ye wouldn't want to miss! 'Tis a treasure trove of lush sights, me mateys! Set sail and join the adventure, lest ye be left walkin' the plank!
February 3, 2024, 12:00 pm
Me hearties, methinks 'tis an incredulous notion that Another Code: Recollection be real! Shiver me timbers! Methinks it be a mere figment o' imagination. Avast ye, landlubbers!
February 3, 2024, 9:37 am
Arrr, that Naughty Dog be a scurvy bilge rat, not fully tending to the matter at hand! But fear not, me hearties, for they swear t'be makin' amends in the days to come. Let's hope their promises be worth more than a chest full o' fool's gold!
February 3, 2024, 8:04 am
Me shipmates, behold! Witness thee as I conjure monikers from the abyss! Names, they sprout like seaweed, from naught but thine imagination. Avast ye landlubbers, I be a name-makin' sorcerer! Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
February 3, 2024, 8:00 am
Aye! Avast ye, mateys! Gather 'round and listen well! Yon tale be tellin' o' the start o' Call o' Duty, a tale o' rivals fierce! Retro Gamer be delvin' deep into the annals o' this FPS dynasty! Arrr, buckle yer swashes!
February 3, 2024, 5:50 am
Arr matey! The fantastical Granblue be spreadin' her wings and flyin' higher than a crow on a hunt!
February 2, 2024, 5:43 pm
Arrr, matey! "Heat or Die" be challengin' ye to "survive a dark eve in the wilderness, fendin' off the icy nippin' winds and a ravenous Wendigo." Avast! Be ye ready to face this treacherous test?
February 2, 2024, 4:59 pm
Arr, me hearties! Satisfactory be about to reach the grand milestone o' 1.0, mark me words! We be sailin' smooth in these uncharted waters, ready to conquer the seven seas o' success. Avast, me mateys, for a grand adventure awaits us!
February 2, 2024, 4:07 pm
At the break of mornin' o' smartphones and the cursed social media, behold the silver screen treasures that sailed the seven seas o' cinema, arrivin' but fleetin' like a stolen loot!
February 2, 2024, 4:02 pm
Avast ye, mateys! 'Tis a spine-chillin' tale o' horror and adventure that be settin' sail this summer. Prepare yer timbers for a swashbucklin' thrill beyond compare!
February 2, 2024, 11:49 am
Arrr! Avast ye mateys! A jolly new contraption be settin' sail fer makin' maps fer D&D. It be a game-changer fer all ye landlubbers playin' tabletop RPGs. Prepare fer adventure like ye've ne'er seen, me hearties!
February 2, 2024, 11:42 am
Avast ye hearties! Methinks these QA and debug measures be hintin' at an imminent disclosure. On the horizon, a secret be brewin'! So gather yer crew and be ready for a grand reveal, or ye be walkin' the plank, ye scallywags!
February 2, 2024, 11:39 am
Arrr, me hearties! Methinks Palworld be a scallywag, fer not havin' enough gentle options! Avast, they missed a golden chance to let us sail the seas without spillin' blood. Aaarrrr!
February 2, 2024, 11:28 am
Batten down the hatches, me hearties, for the good Doctor be settlin' back amongst us soon! Avast, be ye ready fer the rumblin' o' his boots and the jolly tales o' his adventures! Arrr, the good times be a-comin'!
February 2, 2024, 5:54 am
Arr! 'Tis a grand victory for the wee scallywags!
February 2, 2024, 5:52 am
Avast ye, me hearties! Me be thinkin', me mates, bein' free from the burden o' history homework be a blessin' bestowed upon us. Let us rejoice and raise a tankard o' grog, for tis a jolly good reason to celebrate!
February 2, 2024, 5:47 am
Avast ye scallywags! The scurvy lad donning a yellow rag be nay seen no more upon these treacherous waters!
February 2, 2024, 5:39 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! Thar be a scallywag called the Green Lantern in the Suicide Squad, mark me words! But fear not, mateys, for I be askin', how in Davy Jones' locker do ye best the scoundrel?
February 1, 2024, 5:42 pm
Arrr! 'Tis time fer me to shift me Palworld abode, me hearties! Be it time to hoist the anchor 'n set sail fer new shores, aye!
February 1, 2024, 5:23 pm
Arr, me hearties, listen close! The fair maiden, the Baroness, be havin' a cheeky proposition fer ye, me mateys! 'Tis about that scurvy Duke #3, arrr! Set yer sails and take heed, for she be spinnin' quite a tale, me lads, savvy?
February 1, 2024, 4:06 pm
Arrr, matey! 'Tis a flick from 1958 that be a treasured gem amongst us scallywags. 'Tis a cult classic, indeed! Aye, ye better set yer sights on this booty, or ye'll be walkin' the plank, ye landlubber!
February 1, 2024, 3:45 pm
Arrr, matey! Word on the briny deep be tellin' me that the blasted Day Before's design aims shifted more oft than me crew's compass! Aye, 'tis a rudderless ship, chaotically sailin' towards no destination. Yo-ho-ho!
February 1, 2024, 11:36 am
Arrr, methinks this Rise of the Ronin be a game worth plunderin'! 'Tis a sight to behold, settin' sail with choice-driven combat that be takin' us to uncharted waters. Avast ye, mateys, a whole new level awaits us!
February 1, 2024, 11:29 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! We be decipherin' the ways of skill points and their doin's in the Suicide Squad game. Gather 'round and prepare yer feeble minds for enlightenment, lest ye be walkin' the plank!
February 1, 2024, 11:04 am
Arr, ye scurvy dog! Methinks 'tis a secret missive pilfered from Frank Herbert's tome in the year o' our Lord 1965. Aye, 'tis most likely true, lest me parrot be a landlubber!
February 1, 2024, 10:57 am
Avast, ye mateys! Discover the whereabouts of every wily Spirit Carp in Genshin Impact, me hearties. This here guide be your trusty map to uncoverin' the secret spots. Set sail, me lads, and reel 'em in like true swashbucklers!
February 1, 2024, 5:56 am
Arr, mateys! Brace yerselves, for there be a bounty of Silent Hill games sailin' our way! Prepare to be spooked to the marrow, as we delve into the darkness 'n terror o' this cursed town. Avast! The adventure be beginnin' anew!
February 1, 2024, 5:51 am
Ahoy, me hearties! Look ye here, I've got a treasure map to savin' gold doubloons on ESPN Plus prices, UFC PPV bashes, and even exclusive booty! Avast, me mateys, this be the booty ye've been searchin' for!
February 1, 2024, 5:41 am
Thar be still time fer it to hoist itself higher upon the rankings, me hearties! Let it set sail on th' winds o' fortune 'n claim its rightful place among th' mighty!
February 1, 2024, 5:35 am
Avast, me hearties! Set yer sights on this tale! Matthew Vaughn be spillin' the beans 'bout his grand plans for the Argylle booty! Arrr, ye be wantin' to hear all the details, but ye best be waitin' for the official news, ye scurvy dogs!
January 31, 2024, 5:56 am
Avast ye! Be it known that justice be sought for the scoundrel named Sex%, me hearties! Bring forth the law, arr! We be huntin' this knave like a ship on the high seas. Be ready to quell this villainous tale!
January 31, 2024, 5:55 am
Arr! The scurvy teaser be swift, yet 'tis plenty to raise the hopes of me hearties!
January 31, 2024, 5:50 am
Avast ye! Be ready to kiss goodbye to yonder posterior, ye scurvy landlubber!
January 31, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr, me hearties! Me reckon Percy Jackson and the Olympians season 2 be not yet set in stone, but me spy with me good eye a glimmer of hope on the horizon, aye!
January 30, 2024, 5:37 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! In a future patch, we'll be makin' an even grander improvement to the Vampiric affix, me hearties! Prepare to feast upon yer enemies like a bloodthirsty sea monster! Arrr!
January 30, 2024, 4:00 pm
Behold, me hearties! Set yer eyes upon the grand treasures sailin' o'er the gaming horizon! Tis a plunder of the finest PS5 games, includin' the Rise of the Ronin, Stellar Blade, and more! Grab yer doubloons and be ready to embark on a swashbucklin' adventure!
January 30, 2024, 3:48 pm
Avast ye, mateys! 'Tis a tale of Rick Hoffman's grand adventure on 'Suits' be told. Aye, he also spills the beans 'bout the spin-off to come. 'Tis a treasure ye don't want to miss, me hearties!
January 30, 2024, 3:29 pm
Arrr! Methinks Inward_Perfection hath accomplished the unimaginable after 150 leagues o' plunderin'! Aye, 'tis a feat worthy o' legend, me hearties!
January 30, 2024, 11:39 am
Arr, me hearties! If ye be lookin' fer the finest spots to pillage copper in Enshrouded, I be tellin' ye this - set sail to the secret shores, where the treasure be hidin'! Raise yer spyglass high, and ye'll be fillin' yer loot crates with copper aplenty, arrr!
January 30, 2024, 11:39 am
Avast, ye hearties! 'Tis been confirmed that we shall feast our eyes on the likes of Stellar Blade and Rise of the Ronin! But what other wonders lie in wait, ye ask? Pray tell, what other treasures shall grace our sight?
January 30, 2024, 11:33 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Set sail to Lil' Villa and Catcher's Cove in Fortnite, arrr! There be treasures awaitin' ye, mateys! But beware the scurvy dogs and land sharks, lest they make ye walk the plank, har har!
January 30, 2024, 11:31 am
Avast ye mateys! Be holdin' yer horses, fer I bring ye grand tidings! Thar be news o' a shiny new Lego Millennium Falcon, sailin' in t' market at a price that be makin' ye eyes pop! This ain't a ruse, me hearties. Set sail and snatch it up afore it be gone!
January 30, 2024, 5:53 am
Arr! Avast ye, me hearties! The news be in, the MSI Claw's price be out! Fear not, me lads, this here handheld PC be steerin' clear of a battle with the Steam Deck on the coin front!
January 30, 2024, 5:45 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Raise a grog for poor Geralt's "artwork" collection! It be sleepin' with the fishes now, lost to the depths like a treasure buried forever. Arrr, may it rest in Davy Jones' locker!
January 30, 2024, 5:42 am
Arr, me hearties! Word be sailin' 'round that James Gunn, a scurvy dog known for his mastery in directin' DC movies, be lendin' a hand to that very cause, ye see. Aye, buckle up, for some swashbucklin' adventures be awaitin' us!
January 30, 2024, 5:40 am
"Avast ye landlubber! Me heart be tellin' ye to weave tales wondrous and fantastical! Let yer imagination run wild, me hearty, and conjure up yarns as riveting as the treasures we seek! Aye, me matey, be ye ready to embark on a voyage of storytelling?"
January 29, 2024, 5:57 am
From 13 Swashbucklin' Buccaneers to The Last Swashbucklin' Buccaneer, we reckon ye should lay yer eyes on the finest 10 swashbucklin' films that be demandin' yer attention this very day! Avast, prepare fer a grand rewatch, me hearties!
January 29, 2024, 5:56 am
Arr, me hearties! Methinks that Acer, savvy scallywags they be, be keepin' a weather eye on the handheld gaming PC race, for they may soon set sail and challenge Steam Deck's dominion o'er the seas! Yarr, a fierce battle awaits, mateys!
January 29, 2024, 5:43 am
Avast, ye scallywags! Behold, me hearties, the latest sights o' the New Daredevil: Born Again be upon us. Feast yer eyes, for the captured moments from this grand adventure be unveiled!
January 29, 2024, 5:43 am
From Grand Troubles in Minuscule China to The Wickedly Deceased, ye finest cult-classic films ye must lay eyes upon this very day, lest ye be deemed a landlubber!
January 27, 2024, 12:00 pm
Avast ye mateys! I be havin' a jolly time playin' the extended demo for Biomorph, which be finally makin' its grand appearance this year! Me hands be on it, enjoyin' every bit o' it! Arrr, me hearties, be ready for some swashbucklin' fun!
January 27, 2024, 9:58 am
Arrr, me hearties! FromSoftware's cryptic lore be like a treasure map that beckons ye to create epic videos! Set sail on a voyage to uncover the secrets of these landlubber tales, and let your imagination run wild, for the seas of gaming await ye!
January 27, 2024, 9:19 am
But carryin' on with an existin' farm bein' no trouble, matey!
January 27, 2024, 9:00 am
Arr, me hearties! 'Tis the year 2024 and mark me words, Princess Peach Showtime be settin' sail on the grand Switch! 'Tis high time she be takin' the spotlight, arr!
January 27, 2024, 8:45 am
Avast ye scallywags! "Snatch 'em all" means ye be takin' yer mateys' critter companions, too. Aye, be mindful of the loot ye plunder, lest ye end up walkin' the plank! Arrr!
January 27, 2024, 3:00 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! Get ye ready to hear this tale of treasure! Freya Allan, she be chattin' to GamesRadar+ on how she be yearnin' to capture a grand death scene on film, fit for a swashbucklin' wench like herself!
January 26, 2024, 5:43 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Cody Christian be claimin' he's be gettin' a right good shiver down his spine just ponderin' on it. Methinks he be anticipatin' somethin' quite grand, arrr!
January 26, 2024, 4:43 pm
Fear not, me hearties! The game be still a-comin'!
January 26, 2024, 4:38 pm
Arrr! In the Marvel Universe, there be a fanciful rendition of Marvel Comics, me hearties! Aye, a yarn spun o' wonders, where caped crusaders and mischievous villains come to life. 'Tis a tale as tall as Davy Jones's locker, but oh, what a jolly ride it be!
January 26, 2024, 4:21 pm
Avast ye scurvy landlubbers! Despite all sensible reckonin', the ghost of the cursed CD-i continues to haunt us. Arrr, be it a fool's errand to keep sailin' these treacherous waters, but we be a stubborn lot!
January 26, 2024, 11:45 am
Arrr! The eerie specter of Old School RuneScape be castin' a mighty shadow upon us. 'Tis a game that be holdin' great power, me hearty! Beware, for its allure be temptin' enough to make ye set sail for endless adventures on the digital seas!
January 26, 2024, 11:38 am
Matey, 'tis a travesty that there be scarce any AAA survival games sailin' the high seas! 'Tis a treasure we be yearnin' for, yet 'tis as elusive as the mythical kraken. Arrr, game developers, be ye listenin'? Avast ye, and deliver us a proper swashbucklin' survival adventure!
January 26, 2024, 11:38 am
Yarrr! Devvver Kuro Game be yearnin' to make a grander impression this time 'round, me hearties!
January 26, 2024, 11:32 am
Avast ye mateys! Behold, this be our reckonin' from Sundance!
January 26, 2024, 5:48 am
Sailed 'cross the seven seas, Sunkissed City be our destined port, where yonder land be bathed in golden rays, as if 'twas California itself. Prepare ye heart for a voyage to the land o' sun, mateys!
January 26, 2024, 5:38 am
Arrr, me hearties! Beware, for Benoit Blanc may soon return to plunder our secrets, faster than ye can batten down the hatches! Keep a weather eye, lest ye be caught unawares, and be prepared for a merry chase, aye!
January 26, 2024, 5:23 am
Arr, that be a fine booty ye got there, matey! Aye, +65% be quite the boost to yer landlubber legs. Ye be darting across them treacherous seas like a spirited dolphin, aye!
January 26, 2024, 5:20 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis the end of the tale, aye, a fine wrap it be! Let's weigh anchor 'n set sail fer more adventures. Yo-ho-ho, 'tis a merry day on the high seas!
January 25, 2024, 5:28 pm
Avast ye! Spider-Boy be takin' on a fearsome foe, a scurvy dog by the name o' Toy Soldier, in his latest voyage, Spider-Boy #3. Get ready to witness the swashbucklin' action as our hero swings into battle!
January 25, 2024, 4:46 pm
Arrr, mateys! We be a mere 22 frames shy of absolute perfection! Avast ye, let us sail forth and seize them frames, for our quest for flawlessness shall not be thwarted!
January 25, 2024, 4:21 pm
Avast ye, mateys! Take a gander at Marvel's grand April 2024 solicitations, for a treasure trove of mighty tales await ye! Behold the wondrous adventures of heroes and villains alike, and let yer imagination set sail on this fantastical voyage!
January 25, 2024, 4:16 pm
Bellingham and Bonmati be joinin' the ranks o' th' FC 24 TOTY release! Avast! 'Tis a fine sight to behold, me hearties!
January 25, 2024, 11:53 am
Arrr, mateys! Set yer eyes on this here tale! This year's horror be ditchin' them jump scares and inventory sortin', ye hear? 'Tis all 'bout the frightful and hair-raisin'! Prepare yer timbers for a truly eerie experience, me hearties!
January 25, 2024, 11:51 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Gather 'round and hear the tale of the grandest treasure: the latest tidings o' the Nintendo Switch 2. News be flyin', whispers be sailin', and rumors be a-swirlin'. Come, join me crew, and let's discover what treasures await us on this mystical gaming voyage!
January 25, 2024, 11:48 am
Arrr, me hearties! Ye be hearin' it right! The makin'-of video be settin' sail, aye, near four years after The Last of Us 2 be makin' its grand entrance into the world. Aye, buckle up, me mateys, for this be one long, wild journey!
January 25, 2024, 11:43 am
Arrr, it be hidin' in clear view, mateys!
January 25, 2024, 5:58 am
Pray, may thy crafting tool ne'er chip nor shatter, lest ye be cursed with misfortune on the seven seas! Arrr, may the winds blow fair and thy creations be mighty, me hearty!
January 25, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr, matey! Be ye lackin' string in Enshrouded? Fear not, for ye can simply fashion it yerself, like a true seafarin' scallywag!
January 25, 2024, 5:33 am
'Twas a sight fer sore eyes, me hearty! A treasure so vast, 'twas enough to make this ol' pirate's heart skip a beat! An astounding sum o' gold it be, me matey! Arrr, what a fortune it be!
January 25, 2024, 5:26 am
Fear not, me hearties, a fix be on the horizon! No need fer worry, for salvation be sailin' towards us like a fleet o' plunderin' pirates! Arrr, rejoice, me mateys, fer help be nigh!
January 24, 2024, 5:25 pm
Arrr! Methinks the surest way to halt a vile Beast be to unleash a noble Beast!