The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Avast, matey! Ye likely missed this tear-jerkin' tidbit ‘bout Celebrimbor in The Rings of Power, savvy? Ha!

2025-01-02

"Avast, matey! Did ye lay yer keen eye upon it, or be ye as blind as a bat in a stormy sea? Speak up, lest I think ye be a lily-livered landlubber!"

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round, fer I be tellin’ ye a tale o’ keen eyes an’ sharp wits! Did ye spot it? Aye, I be speakin’ of th’ elusive treasure, not gold nor jewels, but somethin' far more precious—an ever-flyin' parrot! Aye, this be no ordinary feathered mate, but a clever beastie that can outsmart even the wisest o’ sea dogs!

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