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September 7, 2024

"Arrr, matey! 'The Interview': Aye, change be a fine treasure! Just ask Will Ferrell and that scallywag Harper Steele!"

Arrr, matey! The jester of the sea and his trusty matey be chattin' ‘bout their wild adventures that forged a bond stronger than a ship’s anchor. They be laughin’ like a crew on rum, recountin' tales of mirth that made their hearts as light as a feather on the breeze!

Arrr, matey! Barry Jenkins be settin’ sail fer ‘Mufasa: The Lion King,’ a tale of furry royalty and swashbucklin’ fun!

Arrr, matey! Barry Jenkins, the swashbucklin' filmmaker, sailed into fame with the treasure-laden flick "Moonlight," a booty that won the golden doubloons! But lo and behold, he’s now plunderin' a Disney franchise, leavin’ his crew scratchin' their heads and laughin' like scallywags!

Arrr, how 'MacArthur Park' be the jolly new 'Day-O' in the wild sea of 'Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!' Har har!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round fer the jolly tune of “Day-O”! ’Tis the raucous Richard Harris’s 1968 ditty “MacArthur Park,” now sportin' a flashier coat thanks to Donna Summer’s disco magic. Aye, a song that be as confounding as a parrot with a bellyache!

September 6, 2024

"Arrr! Five swashbucklin' flicks to feast yer eyes on this very day, matey! Set sail for adventure!"

Ahoy, mateys! This month’s treasure trove be brimming with jests aplenty, a fearsome shark ready to snack, and a ruckus of a sea battle that’d make Davy Jones himself chuckle! Prepare yer cutlasses and laughter, for adventure awaits on the briny deep! Yarrr!

"Avast ye! 8 fresh flicks be sparkin' me crew's chatter this week, arrr!"

Ahoy, mateys! Be ye a landlubber who dabbles or a true sea dog of cinema? Our savvy scallywags reckon these flicks be treasures ye must not let slip through yer fingers! So hoist yer flags and feast yer eyes on these moving pictures, arrr!

Avast ye! Countless landlubbers chattered 'bout their cherished flicks of '99. Which treasure be claimed the crown?

Arrr, in a year o' cinematic treasures, the seas be churnin' with blockbusters, heartstring pullin' dramas, and tales o' young scallywags growin’ up! Yet, amidst the hullabaloo, one title shone brighter than a pirate’s gold! Aye, it be a tale worth shoutin’ from the crow’s nest!

"From Winona the Rogue to Jenna the Dark-hearted, a merry tale of Goth lasses through the ages! Arrr!"

Avast ye! From the cursed realm of "Beetlejuice" to its sequel, these fair maidens and their wicked roles be luring us into the shadowy depths. Aye, we be lovin' the dark side, where the mirth be as hearty as a barrel o' rum! Arrr!

"Aaron Pierre: From Dashing Swashbuckler to Roarin' Ruler of the Jungle, savvy?"

Arrr! That British knave be playin' a swashbucklin' ex-Marine in the new Netflix yarn "Rebel Ridge," and soon he'll be prancin' about as a feline rogue in "Mufasa: The Lion King." Aye, cats and cannons, what a jolly adventure awaits!

September 5, 2024

"Arrr, 'Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!' be a jolly undead romp, makin' ye laugh like a parrot on a barrel!"

Arrr, mateys! Tim Burton be callin’ the crew once more! Michael Keaton, Winona Ryder, an’ even that cheeky Bob, the shrunken noggin! They be settin’ sail for a jolly sequel, though it be less wicked than a kraken’s tickle! Hoist the sails o’ merriment!

"Ahoy! Michael Keaton be settin' sail back to Beetlejuice after 35 long moons! Blimey, what a ghostly reunion!"

Arrr, in the jolly tale o’ "Beetlejuice Beetlejuice," our swashbucklin' thespian be returnin' to a role that’s as famous as a treasure map! With 35 years of capers and a shiny Oscar nod in his pocket, he sails back into the hearts of landlubbers! Ho ho!

Arrr! U.K. sea dogs be tossin' the case o' that scallywag Weinstein overboard! No more plunderin' for him!

Arrr, the Crown's shiny court crew be sayin’ they’ve tossed the idea o’ catchin’ the scallywag! No chance o’ shovin’ him in the brig, they declare! Blimey, me hearties, it seems the wind’s blowin’ in favor o’ the rogue this time!

"‘Rebel Ridge’ be a tale of scallywags’ wickedness and a matey's demise, arr! A right jolly tale, savvy?"

Arrr! This be a tale spun by Jeremy Saulnier, where brave Aaron Pierre finds himself in a pickle with the landlubber lawmen o' a wee town, unearthing secrets that be more tangled than seaweed on a stormy night! Avast, me hearties, it be a jolly good show!

"‘The Front Room’ be a cursed tale, too wicked for me jolly crew to swallow, arrr! What a hullabaloo!"

Arrr, Kathryn Hunter be a right fright in this cursed flick with Brandy Norwood! Aye, she be givin' us the shivers, but alas, the rest o' the spooks be as predictable as a sea shanty. Avast, matey, bring out the rum to dull the fright!

"Arrr, matey! The Goldman case be a treasure map o' truth, with facts as shiny as doubloons!"

Avast, me hearties! A jolly courtroom ruckus from the year of our Lord 1976 be stirrin' the very seas of fairness and justice! With thunderous gavel and raucous debate, it be askin’, "What be equality, ye scallywags?" Aye, a right tangled tale, it be!

Arrr! At the Venice fest, Jolie and Pitt be struttin’ like scallywags, makin' waves with their fancy garb!

Arrr! Just after the grand frock shows in Paris, this here shindig be a treasure chest of fine new garb and aged treasures alike. A jolly good display, fit for swashbucklers and landlubbers alike, to gawk and guffaw at the finest threads on the high seas!

"Me First Film Review: Aye, 'tis like sailin' back to the ol' port ye set sail from, savvy?"

Arrr, Zia Anger’s flick 'bout her maiden voyage on the silver screen be a treasure chest of layered tales! Aye, it be a ponderin' on the whys and wherefores o’ our creative capers. Avast, me hearties, let’s plunder the depths of imagination!

September 4, 2024

"Avast! ‘The Roommate’ be settin’ sail with the fierce Patti LuPone and whimsical Mia Farrow on Broadway, arrr!"

Avast, me hearties! These old sea dogs be settin' sail together in the jolly new spectacle “The Roommate.” Whatever ye reckon ye know 'bout 'em might just be as wrong as a landlubber's compass! Buckle yer swash and prepare for a right merry adventure! Arrr!

"Arrr! The first flick to plunder the seas of pop tunes and reveal their treasure be but a sack o' mediocrity!"

Ahoy, mateys! This summer's "Trap" by that crafty scallywag M. Night Shyamalan be tryin' mighty hard to transform its fanciful wench and her loyal crew o' fans into heroes. Aye, a right jolly quest, it be! But will they find treasure or just a barrel o' laughs? Arrr!

September 3, 2024

"Arrr! James Darren, the charming lad of 'Gidget,' sailed off at 88—may his spirit dance with mermaids!"

Arrr, matey! That scallywag's part as a wave-ridin' buccaneer in yon flick earned him fame on the telly seas with “The Time Tunnel” and “T.J. Hooker,” not to mention ticklin' the pop charts! Aye, the wind be blowin' in his favor!

"Yarr matey! Behold the finest flicks and tale-spinners comin' to Netflix this September, ready to tickle yer fancy!"

Arrr, me hearties! This month, a dazzling tale of intrigue with the fair Nicole Kidman be settin' sail! Then, brace yerselves for a true-crime yarn ‘bout them scallywags Lyle and Erik Menendez – a right troubling saga that’ll make ye shiver yer timbers!

Arrr, Daniel Craig be spillin’ his secrets in Luca’s ‘Queer’ tale, a jolly romp on the high seas of scandal!

Arrr, at the Venice film shindig, the swashbucklin' star declared, “If I weren’t in this picture and laid me eyes upon it, I’d be jumpin' aboard fer them steamy scenes! Aye, a fine catch indeed!”

Arrr! ‘The Notebook’ be sinkin’ in December, then off on a grand tour! Avast, mateys!

Arrr, matey! This grand spectacle, fit for three shiny Tony Awards, set sail on March 14 at the Gerald Schoenfeld Theater! And come next September, it be chartin’ a course for a national tour, so ready yer sea legs! Blimey, what a jolly good time awaitin’!

September 2, 2024

"At Telluride, ye'll find wild flicks, mad capers, and films so strange they'd make a parrot squawk!"

Arrr, matey! A tale spun with wee plastic bricks and a monkey made o' pixels be sailin' alongside grim yarns 'bout makin' it hard for landlubbers to choose! A right peculiar mix for a jolly good time at the cinema, I say! Avast, what a curious catch of flicks!

September 1, 2024

Arrr! George Clooney jabbers 'bout Biden and his furry 'wolves' with matey Brad Pitt, like two scallywags on a treasure hunt!

Arrr, me hearties! He spoke o’ the grand scheme fer his latest flick, “Wolfs,” with none other than the dashing Brad Pitt aboard! Aye, prepare yer grog and popcorn, for this treasure be sailin’ to yer eyes soon! Blimey, it be a sight fer sore sea legs!

Arrr! Beware, mateys! September brings treasure troves of flicks and tales to Disney+, Max, Hulu, and beyond!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round fer “Fight Night: The Plunder o' Gold,” “A Royal Ruckus Fit fer a King,” a “Zombies on the High Seas” tale, and “Agatha’s Mischief” comin’ ashore! Batten down the hatches, 'tis a feast of ruckus awaitin'!

August 30, 2024

Arrr! In a tale of Robbie Williams, the shining star be a pixelated monkey, swingin' and singin' like a scallywag!

Arrr, Captain Michael Gracey be hopin’ that landlubbers o’ America finally set their eyes on the British bard, warts, fur, an’ all in "Better Man," droppin’ anchor at the Telluride Film Festival! Aye, let’s see if they can handle the ruckus!

“Arrr! The tale of Captain Trump, ‘The Apprentice,’ sets sail in the colonies! Mark yer calendars, ye scallywags!”

Arrr, matey! Set yer sails fer the silver screen on the 11th o' October, where ye'll spy young Sebastian Stan playin' the lad Donald J. Trump! Aye, 'tis a saga o' swashbucklin’ politics just before the grand election sails into view! Ho ho, what jolly tomfoolery awaits!

"Arrr! Nicole Kidman be layin’ bare all in yon saucy tale, ‘Babygirl’! Avast, me hearties!"

Arrr, the star be temptin’ fate once more, settin’ sail on a tale o’ a lass taming her wildest desires! This flick be the toast o' the Venice Film Festival, makin' waves and ticklin' the funny bone of landlubbers and scallywags alike! Aye, what a jolly romp!

"‘Scaredy-bones’ Review: John Cho be starin' in a frightful tale of rogue machines, arrr!"

Arrr, a clan be lettin’ a mechanical brain steer their ship, and lo! The seas be stormy for us landlubbers watchin’! With calamity brewin’ and chuckles abound, 'tis a tale of folly that’ll have ye laughin' ‘til ye’re blue as the deep blue sea!

"Arrr! Five tales o' the stars ye must stream, or ye be walkin' the plank, matey!"

Arrr matey! This month’s treasure trove be a wild mix o' futuristic fancies and the tales of Hindu gods, not to mention good ol' Nicolas Cage swashbucklin’ through a world gone mad! Set sail fer laughs, or ye be walkin' the plank!

"Avast, me hearties! Dive into these 12 treasures 'fore they set sail from Netflix this September!"

Avast ye hearties! A mighty fleet o' grand flicks and tales be settin' sail fer the U.S. shores this month! So hoist yer grog and feast yer eyes whilst ye can, lest ye be left starin' at the empty sea! Arrr!

"Six fine flicks the scallywags be chattin' 'bout this week, arrr! Grab yer grog and lend yer ear!"

Ahoy, matey! Be ye a landlubber who dabbles in flicks or a true sea dog of the silver screen? Our merry band of scallywags be reckonin’ these treasures o' films be worth yer squinty gaze! Avast, grab yer popcorn and prepare to set sail on a cinematic voyage!

"Arrr! ‘Merchant Ivory’ be toastin' the scallywags who breathed life into fancy frippery tales! Yarrr, what a jolly crew!"

Avast, matey! In this here fancy scroll of moving pictures, our daring duo be gettin' their rightful treasure as savvy sea dogs in splendid, bygone haunts. Aye, they be thinkin’ ahead whilst battlin’ scallywags in lush locales! Yarrr, a jolly good show it be!

Arrr! Hear ye, mateys! What be the true tale that sparked ‘The Deliverance’? A jolly yarn awaits ye!

Arrr! A lass from Indiana be claimin' she 'n her three wee scallywags be haunted by ghostly shapes 'n legions o' pesky flies—possessed by demons, no less! Now, a jolly Netflix tale spins their yarn, makin' even Davy Jones chuckle!

August 29, 2024

"Arrr! 'The Deliverance' be a rollickin' spectacle, where campy magic shanghaies yer heart and tickles yer funny bone!"

Arrr, mateys! Lee Daniels be at the helm, wranglin’ Andra Day and Glenn Close in a ghostly yarn o’ exorcism! Expect a ruckus o’ melodrama and spine-chillin’ frights that'll have ye laughin' and screamin' like a scallywag in a haunted brig! Avast, let the shenanigans begin! 🏴‍☠️

"Arrr, matey! With that ‘Maria’ tale, Angelina be settin' sail fer Oscars 'gain, savvy?"

"Arrr, matey! 'Maria,' a tale o’ the grand opera wench Maria Callas, be a treasure that showcases her finest jewels. Premierin’ at the Venice Film Fest, it be a clever trick to steer clear o’ that scallywag Brad Pitt! Aye, savvy?"

"That crafty sea wench, Carol Kane—loved like treasure, yet sly as a scallywag on a moonlit night!"

Arrr, matey! This lass be sportin' a wider treasure map than her quirky roles hint! Aye, she be loved by the likes o' Anjelica, Tina, and Bette—more tangled in the ropes o' connection than a parrot in a net! Aye, a fine jester indeed!

"Arrr, matey! Be '1992' a tale of swabs tryin' to get along, or just a ship full o' squabbles?"

Arrr! The ruckus that erupted o'er the judgment on yon Rodney King's thrashing be but a paltry curtain for fathers and lads to squabble ‘bout their troubles in a jolly heist caper. Avast! A merry mix o' family feuds and treasure hunts, savvy?

"Three Jolly Tales of the Sea to Feast Yer Eyes Upon, Aye!"

Arrr, this month be a merry crew o' characters! We’ve got a high-flyin’ jester, a tennis swashbuckler makin’ a grand spectacle, and a Brazilian captain ponderin’ his storied past. Aye, a right fine spectacle fer all ye landlubbers!

Arrr, matey! Movie teasers be sinkin’ like a leaky ship! Why ain’t the studios hoistin’ the jolly roger of fun?

Arrr, matey! These promo scrolls be givin' away treasure or leavin' ye high and dry! Some be as tricky as a siren's song! But fear not, for there be crafty ways to mend 'em! Aye, the seas of marketing be wild, but we shall chart a safe course!

“‘The Falling Star’ be a tale so grim, ye’d think it wrapped by a scallywag with a flair for doom!"

Arrr! A scallywag of an activist, now slingin' grog at the tavern, finds himself in a right pickle! A merry dance of blunders in a flashy but empty Belgian tale—where even the rum be lookin' deeper than the plot! Avast, matey!

"Why a swashbucklin' Asian lass, with ink and quill, sought treasure in tales of love on the high seas!"

Arrr, mateys! For ages, the silver screen's been makin’ scurvy dogs o’ Asian American lads look like landlubbers! But one brave soul be settin’ sail to hoist those awkward chats from the galley and into The Times, lettin’ the world see the true treasure! Avast, let the truth be known!

August 28, 2024

"Arrr! 'Beetlejuice' sequel sails in with lass Jenna Ortega at Venice fest, ready to make ye guffaw!"

Avast ye! After the actors’ strike had shushed the 2023 shindig, this year’s jolly gathering be revved up by the likes o' the “Beetlejuice Beetlejuice” wench and her merry crew! Arrr, let the show begin!

Arrr, Karla Sofía be settin’ sail to make Oscar history, savvy? Aye, the tides be favorin’ her!

Arrr! Karla Sofía Gascón be a fearsome drug overlord, takin' the plunge for a grand transformation! Her performance had the Cannes folk shiverin' in their boots! Will the Academy be next to hoist the sails for her? Aye, 'tis a merry sea of surprises, matey!

Arrr matey! Huntin’ for treasure of free watchin’? Give Plex a whirl, ye salty sea dog!

Avast, me hearties! This crafty streamin’ vessel be servin’ up live TV and a treasure trove o' free flicks, all supported by a wee bit o' ads! So, hoist the sails and set yer sights on bountiful entertainment, savvy? Arrr!

"Ye be settin' sail for Venice '24! Brace yerselves fer treasure troves of flicks, matey! Arrr!"

"Arrr! We be settin’ sail fer ‘Joker: Folie à Deux’ with that scallywag Joaquin Phoenix, and Pedro Almodóvar’s maiden voyage in the tongue o' the English! So hoist the sails, me hearties, as we seek to uncover the answers to these puzzlin’ questions!"

August 27, 2024

Arrr! Tim Burton and Michael Keaton be spillin' the grog on how the Beetlejuice sequel set sail, matey!

Arrr, matey! Michael Keaton, Winona Ryder, Catherine O’Hara, and their scallywag captain, Tim Burton, be chin-waggin’ ’bout the first flick, that jolly “Day-O” shanty, and the ghostly capers that be keepin’ ‘em laughin' in the afterlife! Yo ho, a raucous tale indeed!

Arrr! Let’s set sail back to 1999 and plunder Tom Cruise’s wild antics in ‘Eyes Wide Shut’ and ‘Magnolia’!

Arrr, 'tis been a quarter century since that scallywag dazzled the silver screen in “Eyes Wide Shut” and “Magnolia.” He bared his soul to the lens like a landlubber at the beach, but since then, he be keepin’ his treasures well-hidden, savvy?

August 26, 2024

"Rudy Franchi, the scallywag who spun films into a vibrant treasure, has sailed to Davy Jones' locker at 85!"

Arrr, matey! He sailed from the realms of French tales to New York’s shores, spun a film rag, charmed Hollywood’s crew, and—lo and behold!—struck gold sellin' old-time posters and gewgaws, as seen on the treasure trove known as “Antiques Roadshow”! A jolly good buccaneer, indeed!

August 25, 2024

Arrr! Apple be tossin’ the ol’ film plans overboard after a fleet o’ flops, savvy?

“Arrr, mateys! ‘Wolfs,’ a jolly tale with Captain Clooney and First Mate Pitt, was set to sail wide in the theaters. But alas, the scallywags at the company be trimmin’ the sails on that grand adventure! Blimey, what a swashbucklin' twist!”

"Arrr! The finest flicks from the year o’ our Lord 1999, as decreed by our scallywag critics!"

Arrr, matey! These eight jolly tales o' mirth and woe have sailed the seas o' time, claimin' classic glory after a quarter century! Spill yer own treasure o' favorites, if ye dare! Avast, let the laughter roll!

August 24, 2024

"Blimey! The Grandstand o' that lassie baseball crew be toast, set ablaze like a pirate's rum barrel!"

Arrr, matey! In the fair land of Ontario, California, the grassy pitch and sturdy bleachers be the stage for a jolly tale from 1992, where lasses played baseball like stormy seas! Aye, 'twas a sight to beheld, with women swinging bats like cutlasses!

"Ahoy! Venice Film Fest be raisin’ Marina Cicogna’s grand booty of glitz an’ glory, savvy?"

Arrr, Cicogna be the queen of the Venice Film Festival, a lass who sailed the seas of cinema for ages! She charted the course for lasses in the film trade and could throw a hullabaloo that'd make Davy Jones raise a tankard! Aye, she be a true legend!

Arrr, matey! Jenna Ortega be still patchin' up from her wee days o' fame on the high seas o' childhood!

Arrr, the lass be chattin' 'bout how she learned to guard her treasure and the rough seas o' early fame! Aye, she be pickin' up lessons like a scallywag collectin' doubloons—hard knocks aplenty, but she be sailin' on with a wink and a swagger!

“Arrr, Venice be a treasure chest fer flicks, launchin' films like cannonballs fer the Oscars, savvy?”

Arrr, fer the past ten years, not a single year’s passed without the grand contenders o’ awards season givin’ a proper bow at the festival! Aye, it be a jolly sight, like a fleet o’ ships salutin’ the captain! Avast, the competition be fierce, me hearties!

Arrr! At Venice, scallywags be haulin’ their flicks to port 'fore the tide be takin' 'em!

Arrr, as the Venice Film Fest be settin' sail, them scallywag filmmakers be dashin' like a ship in a squall, tryin' to polish their cinematic booty for a grand showcase! Avast, may their edits be swift and their tales be tall, or they’ll be walkin' the plank, I swear!

“Arrr! Isabelle Huppert be speakin’ o’ the grand Venice Fest, where treasure be tales and films be the booty!”

Arrr, me hearties! This ol' sea hag, a seasoned French lass of stage and silver screen, be takin' the helm as the grand jury captain at this year’s jolly Venice Film Fest! Avast, let the swashbucklin’ flicks commence!

August 23, 2024

"Five fine flicks from distant lands to feast yer eyes upon, arrr! Set sail for a hearty laugh!"

In this month’s treasures, a landlubber yoga witch in Argentina be wranglin’ with her new single life, while a lass in London be tryin’ to hoist the anchor on her murky past. Avast, ‘tis a tale of heart and humor upon the high seas of life!

"Ten fresh tales be ticklin' our critics' ears this week, matey! Arrr, prepare for some jolly good entertainment!"

Avast ye landlubbers and swashbucklers alike! Be ye a merry viewer or a film-fanatical matey, our trusty crew o’ reviewers be sayin’ these flicks be treasures ye shan’t be missin’! Grab yer grog and prepare for a rollickin’ good time on the silver screen! Arrr!

Arrr, Zoë Kravitz's 'Blink Twice' be a frightful yarn spun from her vexin' woes! Avast, mateys!

Arrr, matey! In her first foray on the high seas of film, the fair captain spins a yarn of fright 'n mystery called “Blink Twice.” It be a tale where scallywags and lasses tussle over power, with a wink and a nod, aye! Hoist the sails of equality!

"In 'I Like It Here,' a landlubber documentarian be growin' olde and wistful 'mongst the Hudson’s merry waves!"

Avast ye! Ralph Arlyck, that crafty documentarian, be settin’ sail on a wild yarn of yore! He spins tales of his hearty crew, ponderin’ death and the jolly lot they led. A merry memoir, it be, like a treasure map to their raucous days! Arrr!

"Avast ye! 'Incoming' be a jolly jest, not just some scallywag teen flick!"

Arrr, young scallywags be indulgin' in the usual raucous revelry in this jolly high school romp, a right ol' stinker streamin' on Netflix! Grog flowin' and mischief brewin', it be a merry tale of foolishness fit for landlubbers and sea dogs alike!

August 22, 2024

"Arrr, a lonesome sea dog stumbles into a tavern—where spirits be high and tales be taller than a mast!"

Arrr, matey! In Nathan Silver's jolly tale, our wayward lad be runnin' afoul of his old tune-teacher, turnin' his world upside down! With Jason Schwartzman and Carol Kane aboard, prepare for a riot of giggles and shenanigans on the high seas of laughter!

Arrr, matey! The Sarajevo Film Festival, forged in battle, be celebratin' three decades o' cinematic treasure!

Ahoy, mateys! The Sarajevo Film Festival be a spry 30 years, born from secret showings whilst the city be under siege! Aye, those rascally roots still be givin' the event its jolly spirit, like a parrot on a treasure chest! Avast, grab yer grog and enjoy the show!

"Aye, matey! The Supremes at Earl's feast be fit for a scallywag, full o' drama an' grub galore!"

Avast ye! Be ready to hoist the ketchup and hand over the hankies, for this feast o' fried delights be enough to make even the saltiest sea dog weep like a landlubber! Arrr, prepare for a jolly good sob over this treasure trove o' culinary riches!

"Arrr, me hearties! ‘Strange Darling’ be a riddle wrapped in a mystery—expect naught but confusion and a hearty laugh!"

Avast, me hearties! In this rascally tale of treachery, a scallywag of a killer meets a jolly fine end that’ll tickle yer bones! Prepare yer belly laughs as justice sails in, catchin’ the rogue off guard like a sailor in a stormy sea! Arrr!

"Use yer emotions like a fine rum in yer Facebook tales, matey, for treasure chests o' better booty!"

Arrr, matey! Be ye flounderin’ in the treacherous seas of Facebook ads? Seekin’ the treasure of conversions? This tale be teachin’ ye how to harness the winds of emotions to set yer ads sailin' true. Cast yer nets wide, and let the feelings flow, savvy?

Arrr, 1999 be a grand year fer flicks, the finest time to pen tales o' cinematic treasures, me hearties!

Arrr matey! A quarter-century past, the box office be a treasure chest o' gems like “Runaway Bride,” “The Sixth Sense,” and “Bowfinger.” Such riches overwhelmed a wee critic, makin' him feel like a landlubber lost in a sea of films! Har har har!

“‘Querelle’: A raucous farewell tune from Fassbinder, the scallywag of cinema, sailin’ into the sunset with a hearty laugh!”

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as the Anthology Film Archives be showin' Rainer Werner Fassbinder's jolly tale from 1982, inspired by Jean Genet's yarn! A young tar be up to no good, chasin’ thrillin’ adventures o' crime and fancy! Set yer sails for a raucous voyage! Arrr!

"Avast, me hearties! ‘Close yer peepers’ be a tale of a film left high and dry, like a ship without a crew!"

Arrr! In his latest yarn, the Spanish scallywag Victor Erice, famed for the bee's knees “The Spirit of the Beehive,” spins a jolly tale of a director on a quest fer a vanished thespian. Aye, 'tis like searchin' fer treasure in a foggy sea!

Arrr, matey! "Blink Twice" be a spooky yarn 'bout Zoë and Channing's ghostly capers—'tis a jolly good fright!

Arrr, matey! Captain Zoë Kravitz be craftin' a fearsome tide in her ghastly tale o' snatchin’, with the brave Naomi Ackie and the dashing Channing Tatum! Beware, ye landlubbers, for this be a voyage ye won’t forget, unless ye be too scared to remember! Yarrr!

August 21, 2024

Arrr, matey! This tale be both a treasure and a barnacle, on the high seas of love and strife!

Arrr! The tale of love-bombin' and the wicked mind games be true as a ship's compass, say the wise ol' sea dogs. But beware, matey! Some bits be oversimplified, like a parrot's squawk, and could steer ye into treacherous waters!

August 20, 2024

"‘Caligula: The Final Slice’ Review: The Emperor be struttin' in naught but a parrot's feather, arrr!"

Arrr, with the faith of a scallywag, Thomas Negovan be thinkin' a fine treasure hides in the wreck o' the 1980 tale! He’s stitched together a new yarn from the Penthouse booty, with less skin and more wit! Avast, let the jolly jests begin!

"From Landlubber to Swashbuckler: Conjurin’ Clever AI Whispers for Treasure-worthy Outcomes!"

Avast, me hearties! Be ye wonderin' why yer AI be missin' the treasure? Fear not! In this here scroll, ye'll learn to craft fine prompts that'll make yer AI sing like a siren, savin' time and fillin' yer coffers! Set sail fer success! Arrr!

"Arrr, matey! 'Femme' and 'The Teachers’ Lounge' be treasures o' the streaming seas—dig in, ye scallywags!"

Arrr, matey! A motley crew o’ hidden gems be settin’ sail this month on yer streaming seas! Aye, a handful o’ sneaky, yet stout-hearted dramas be ready to tickle yer fancy—don’t let ‘em slip past yer spyglass! Grab yer grog and prepare fer a rollickin’ good time!

August 19, 2024

"Arrr! Alain Delon, the scallywag captain of the Belted Trench, runnin’ fashion like a ship sails the sea!"

Arrr, as a grand buccaneer of the French silver screen, he be decked out in finery, even whilst portrayin’ a scallywag o' a killer! Aye, he be strutting like a peacock on the high seas, lookin’ sharp enough to slice through the waves!

Arrr, I be lovin’ me a good Hate-Watch! Ye feelin’ the same, matey? Har har!

Arrr, matey! Be it the treasure of gold in them fancy shows or the cursed charm of their folly? Aye, we be drawn to the bilge, watchin’ that scallywag nonsense, even as it vexes our souls! A true pirate’s dilemma, yarr!

August 18, 2024

"Arrr matey, seek ye the treasure trove of Delon’s flicks on the seven streaming seas!"

Arrr, gather 'round, me hearties! Here be a jolly glance at ten grand flicks starrrrin' a fine actor who sailed to Davy Jones' locker at the ripe age of 88 on Sunday! Hoist the anchor and let’s set sail through the cinematic seas!

August 17, 2024

Avast! Awkwafina be bound to remember this here play’s monologue like a parrot remembers its squawks, savvy?

“Arrr, 'tis a shiverin’ thought, it be!” exclaimed the comedienne of the silver screen, starin’ in that grand tale “Jackpot!” alongside the mighty John Cena and the dashing Simu Liu. Avast! The very notion sends me bones a rattlin’!

"Arrr! Aye, here be the hierarchy of them ‘Alien’ flicks, matey! Some be treasures, others barnacle-covered!"

Avast, mateys! With “Alien: Romulus” settin’ sail in the theaters, the ancient series be gettin’ a fresh wind in its sails! But tell me, how does this latest treasure fare against the old booty? Arrr!

August 16, 2024

Arrr! Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni be tangled in a tempestuous tale, ‘It Ends With Us’—a right jolly drama, matey!

Arrr, me hearties! The treasure of the tale be lost in the squabble o' Blake Lively and that scallywag Justin Baldoni! What be happenin' on the screen be naught but a mere trifle whilst they bicker like landlubbers over who be the finer star! Har har har!

"Arrr! Five frightful flicks to be streamin' this night, lest ye be wantin' to sleep with the fishes!"

Ahoy, mateys! This month’s treasure trove be filled with a love tale of the undead, a devilish potion trial that’d make Davy Jones shudder, and a beastie from the depths of time that’d send ye scurrying! Grab yer grog and prepare for a right jolly adventure! Arrr!

"Avast ye! Eight fresh flicks be makin' waves this week, and our landlubber critics can't stop jabberin'!"

Avast ye scallywags! Be ye a landlubber who nibbles on flicks or a true buccaneer of the silver screen, our savvy crew be sayin’ these moving pictures be treasures ye shan’t miss! Arrr, set yer sights on these gems or face the wrath of Davy Jones!

"Arrr! Beyond 'Shaft': 5 Blaxploitation treasures ye be needin’ to set sail and laugh, matey!"

Arrr, matey! A jolly gathering of film buffs be raisin’ a toast to the grog-fueled flicks of the 1970s that spawned “Superfly” and “Foxy Brown.” But fear not, for hidden treasures o' lesser-known gems will be plundered, revealin’ the true breadth of this swashbucklin’ genre!

Arrr, the Netflix tale ‘Daughters’ be revealin' the plight o' lasses parted from their jailed old sea dogs!

Arrr, matey! This here Netflix tale don’t sugarcoat the stormy seas of truth! It be followin' scallywags in the Date With Dad program, spillin' the beans like a clumsy sailor! So hoist the anchor and prepare for a jolly good laugh, ye landlubbers!

August 15, 2024

"Arrr! 'The Union' be a jolly tale o’ love and sneaky shenanigans, like a parrot on me shoulder!"

When a caper goes awry, a sneaky lass (Halle Berry) be fetchin’ her secret cannon: her old swashbucklin' beau (Mark Wahlberg)! Arrr, who knew love from the schoolyard could save the day, eh? Let the seas of mischief run wild!

Gena Rowlands be showin' her mighty prowess in ‘A Lassie Under the Spell,’ argh! Aye, what a fine spectacle!

Arrr, in “A Woman Under the Influence,” the raucous and riotous Mabel be a fine treasure of imperfections, much like the lass herself! Aye, she be a true gem, just like her cap’n, John Cassavetes, sailin’ the wild seas of drama! Har har!

Arrr! Gena Rowlands, star of that love scroll 'The Notebook', be sailin' to Davy Jones at the ripe age of 94!

Arrr, this lass be famed fer dancin’ on the edge o’ madness! Twice she’s snagged the golden doubloons, ye see, all thanks to her crafty captain, John Cassavetes, her matey in the art o’ cinema. Aye, a true treasure o’ the silver screen!

"Arrr! ‘Red Island’ be shakin’ like a landlubber on a wobbly ship, Madagascar’s up to mischief, I tell ye!"

Arrr, matey! Robin Campillo be usin’ the art o’ the whisperin’ winds to paint the tale o’ this here French treasure isle, seen through the peepers o’ a wee lad o’ pale skin. Aye, it be a curious view from a pint-sized scallywag!

"Craftin' Jolly Welcome Scrolls fer Me Crew o’ Email Mateys to Snatch Treasure with Smiles!"

Arrr, me hearties! Be ye sendin’ missives to yer new crew? Are they bringin’ in treasure? Set sail with a seven-step welcome sequence that’ll shiver yer timbers with engagement and gold! Email be the finest map to lead ye to success, savvy? Avast, ho!

"Ye be sportin' a fine summer belly, matey! These films be showin' ye the way to swagger!"

Arrr, me hearties! Films be blabbin’ on about a dad bod on a voyage — from belly laughs to the grand fashion o’ Gérard Depardieu, that ole sea dog! So raise yer tankards and embrace the jiggly treasure; it be a fine sight on the high seas!

"Arrr! 'Alien: Romulus,' matey! Yell yer lungs out, but the sea be too loud to hear ye!"

Arrr, matey! In this seventh tale of high adventure, we be followin' the lass Rain (that be Cailee Spaeny), a swashbucklin' worker in a far-off starry mine, alongside her trusty matey, Andy (the android, savvy?). Together they be searchin’ for treasure among the cosmic waves! Yarrr!

"Shiver me timbers! A treasure trove o' chaos, 'tis dystopia, Hollywood's jolly jest, matey!"

Avast ye! Awkwafina and John Cena be settin' sail in a jolly romp through a future so twisted, ye'd think a drunken parrot wrote the script! With metaphors as mixed as a shipwrecked stew, prepare fer laughs that’ll shiver yer timbers! Aye, 'tis a rollickin' good time!

August 14, 2024

"Ten tales o' Gena Rowlands, from 'The Notebook' t' 'Opening Night'—a treasure chest of cinematic gold, matey!"

Arrr, she be servin’ up heart-tuggin' likenesses in flicks as wild as “A Woman Under the Influence,” sailin’ with John Cassavetes, and the tear-jerkin’ tale “The Notebook.” Aye, that lass knows how to plunder ye emotions like a true buccaneer of the silver screen!

Arrr! Jay Kanter, the scallywag wrangler of Brando and Monroe, be gone at 97! The sea claims another!

Arrr, in later days, he became a scallywag of a studio chief, one of the last sea dogs who ruled the treasure-laden waters of Hollywood in the swashbucklin' times of the 20th century! Aye, a true buccaneer of the silver screen, matey!

Young Cailee Spaeny, a scallywag in ‘Alien: Romulus,’ be learnin’ the ropes to shine like a treasure! Arrr!

Arrr, the fair lass playin' the lead in "Alien: Romulus" be ponderin' if she be wantin' to tread the boards at all! Aye, she be thinkin' if swabbin' the deck be a better fate than dancin' with space critters! Har har!

August 13, 2024

"Arrr, matey! Nine jolly tunes be born in Electric Lady's lair, fit to make even Davy Jones dance!"

Ahoy, mateys! A fresh tale be afoot, shining light on Greenwich Village's treasure trove o' creativity! Hear ye the tunes of Jimi Hendrix, Patti Smith, and Frank Ocean, all birthed in that lively port! Avast, it be a raucous romp through melodies and mischief! Arrr!

"Arrr, the swashbucklin' thespian Ángel Salazar, known as Scarface, has shuffled off this mortal coil at the ripe age of 68!"

Arrr, matey! He first took the stage in the bustling streets of New York, but be remembered best as Chi Chi, swashbucklin’ alongside Al Pacino in that grand tale of ’83! Aye, a true jester of the silver screen, he be!

"Employin' a crafty automaton as yer savvy shipmate for savvy trade, arrr! What a jolly good jest, matey!"

Arrr, matey! Be ye ponderin' how the magic of AI can help ye plunder the seas of business? Fear not! This scroll be brimmin' with jolly tricks to smooth yer marketing and conjure content. Set sail with AI and watch yer treasure grow! Avast, the wealth awaits!

Arrr! Haley Joel Osment be smilin', 25 years past seein' dead folk, still tickled as a treasure chest!

Arrr, matey! After parleyin' with the ghostly winds for a quarter of a century since "Sixth Sense," our swashbucklin' actor be sailin' smooth seas, savvy? He’s found the treasure of steady work, while other young scallywags be lost at sea. Ha har!

August 11, 2024

Arrr, matey! "It Ends With Us" be spillin’ the beans on Blake Lively's treasure map of fame, savvy?

Arrr! The pictures ye be spyin’ be shaped by the lass’s shenanigans off the screen, turnin’ the flick into a jolly good treasure map o’ star power! Aye, it be a rollickin’ study of how a bit o’ fame can sway the winds of the silver seas!

August 10, 2024

Arrr! Hollywood's shiny trinkets be breathin' life into the olde Broadway stage, like a parrot on a treasure chest!

Avast, me hearties! George Clooney, Robert Downey Jr., Denzel Washington, and the fair Mia Farrow be settin’ sail for Broadway! Seems the scallywags o' the production crew think stars be a safer treasure than them singin’ shanties. A right curious voyage, if ye ask me! Arrr!

"Arrr! Monet, Taylor Swift, and that fair lass Moana be the treasures that eased our sorrowful hearts, matey!"

Arrr, after our yarns on how scallywag artists be tossed about by the stormy seas of loss, we be askin’ ye landlubbers what kept yer spirits afloat! Here be 15 of yer merry replies, fresh from the briny deep! Avast, let’s hoist the sails of wisdom!

Ariana Greenblatt be chattin' 'bout a daft flick that tickles her fancy, matey! Arrr, what a jolly jest!

"Aye, me hearties! The fair lass, fresh from the grand tale of 'Barbie', confessed that her larger-than-life self be a mighty treasure of her soul! Now, she be sailin' the stars in the wild 'Borderlands'. Avast, what a jolly spectacle!"

August 9, 2024

"Avast ye mateys! Five swashbucklin' flicks to feast yer eyes upon this very moment!"

Arrr, this month’s bountiful treasure be filled with rascally anarchists, daring hostage capers, and swabbin’ M.M.A. brutes drippin’ sweat like a leaky barrel! Hoist the sails and let the hilarity set sail, mateys!

"Arrr! ‘Sugarcane’ be a jolly tale of how we be treatin’ our native mates like scurvy dogs!"

"Arrr, ‘Sugarcane’ be tellin' the tale of scallywags and brave souls who be learnin' of the frightful ways the poor Indigenous lads and lasses were treated at them cursed schools. Aye, a right jolly adventure, if not for the grim goings-on, savvy?"

"Seven fresh moving tales the scallywags be yappin’ about this week, arrr! Grab yer popcorn, me hearties!"

Ahoy, mateys! Be ye a landlubber or a true cinema swashbuckler, our trusty crew of reviewers reckon these flicks be treasure worth seekin’. So hoist the sails and set course for a jolly good watch, or be ye walkin' the plank! Arrr!

"Arrr! Six tomes akin to ‘It Ends With Us’ fer yer next swashbucklin' adventure, savvy?"

Ahoy, matey! Be ye drawn to the Colleen Hoover seas by that Blake Lively flick, or be ye a seasoned sailor of her tales? Fear not! These yarns be filled with hearty emotions and spicy adventures, ready to shiver yer timbers and tickle yer funny bone!

August 8, 2024

"Arrr! In ‘It Ends With Us,’ Blake Lively be findin’ love be a hearty scuffle, leavin’ her bruised, matey!"

Arrr, Blake Lively be portrayin' Lily Bloom, a lass with a heart as tangled as a ship's ropes in a storm! She’s a flower-lovin' mermaid navigatin' the prickly seas of her own garden, in this fanciful tale spun from Colleen Hoover’s treasure map of words!

Arrr! Broadway be raisin’ ‘Glengarry’ once more, with Culkin, Odenkirk, and Burr aboard the raucous ship o’ laughter!

Avast, me hearties! This spring, prepare ye for a raucous revival of “Glengarry Glen Ross,” that scallywag Mamet's tale of treacherous landlubbers in the property trade! Aye, ‘tis a comedy of connivin’ agents, where gold be the treasure and honesty be walkin’ the plank! Arrr!

"Arrr! When grub be lookin' too fine, it be leadin' to a feast o' mischief, aye!"

Avast, matey! Those fancy feasts be treadin' the well-worn plank! “The Bear” and two other summer tales be servin’ up pretty plates to hide their murky depths. Aye, ‘tis a jolly fine ruse!

"Arrr! 'The Instigators' be a jolly tale of Matt and Casey plunderin' Boston, with stars galore aboard!"

Arrr! Casey Affleck and Matt Damon be the scallywags in a Boston caper that sails right into the stormy seas of mischief! With treasure on the line, their plans be as jumbled as a parrot’s squawk! Avast, matey, chaos be the true booty of the day!

"Arrr! LinkedIn booty fer yer own profile: cunning schemes, treasure maps, and a heap o' other shenanigans!"

Arrr matey! Cravin' more eyes on yer LinkedIn treasures shared by yer crew? Wonderin’ how to hoist the sails of LinkedIn ads to tout yer personal tales? This here scroll be spillin’ the beans on makin’ them ads work for ye! Shiver me timbers, let’s set sail! 🏴‍☠️

Arrr matey! At 50, 'The Texas Chain Saw Massacre' still be makin' landlubbers scream like scallywags!

Ahoy mateys! Eli Roth and Paul Feig, them scallywags of the silver screen, be spillin' the beans on how this bloody horror treasure be inspirin' their own misadventures. Aye, it be a tale of terror that tickles their fancy like a fine rum on a stormy night!

"Ye grub gets a bit risqué, arrr! Feasts that make yer heart race and yer belly rumble, ho ho!"

Arrr, matey! Those fancy grub pics be as common as barnacles on a hull! “The Bear” and a pair o’ summer tales be servin’ up well-dressed vittles to spin yarns darker than Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, humor in the feast, but tread lightly on the cliché seas!

"Arrr! A jolly tale of forest frolics—'tis a merry treasure of a review, matey!"

Arrr, me hearties! Lily Collias be the star of this fine tale, settin' sail on a campin' voyage that be a right treasure of self-discovery! Aye, a debut fit for the finest scallywags, where even a pirate might shed a tear or two! Har har!

"Arrr! This flick be called ‘Cuckoo,’ an’ by th' seas, it be as mad as a parrot on rum!"

Arrr, matey! Dan Stevens and Hunter Schafer be settin' sail in a wild and wacky tale, where they clash like two scallywags in a madcap horror-comedy o' cross-species pollination! Aye, it be a jolly venture, full o' laughs and lunacy! Avast, ye landlubbers!

August 7, 2024

Arrr! "Inside Out" and its sequel be like treasure maps for landlubber shrinks and school scallywags, savvy?

Arrr, matey! The wise healers o' the mind and the learned folk say them moving pictures be a grand treasure! They be givin' us all a jolly tongue to share with wee’ ones and their kin, makin' talkin' as easy as plund'rin' a merchant ship! Avast!

“Arrr! ‘The Blair Witch Project’ be settin’ sail on a riddle that still haunts us 25 years later, matey!”

Arrr, twenty-five years past, that indie fright flick had landlubbers scratchin' their noggins, wonderin', “Be that true?” Now, in this wretched sea of fibs and tall tales, that query be sailin' like a ghost ship! Ha ha!

August 6, 2024

"Ye scallywags be celebratin’! The finest films, aye, sailed into New York’s grand festival lineup, savvy?"

Avast ye! Fresh treasures from Cannes and Berlin, like Sean Baker’s “Anora” and Mati Diop’s “Dahomey,” be sailin’ in with new booty from Pedro Almodóvar, Steve McQueen, and RaMell Ross! A right jolly haul for ye landlubbers and sea dogs alike! Arrr!

"Arrr, let’s whip yer crew into a frenzy for AI quicker than a cat on a hot tin roof!"

Arrr, me hearties! Be yer scallywags hesitant to hoist the sails of AI? Fear not! Read this here scroll to learn how to shiver their timbers and bring 'em aboard the techy ship! AI be the treasure that can turn yer crew into savvy sea dogs! Avast!

Arrr, matey! Josh Hartnett be sportin' the dad vibes, lookin' like the fearsome captain of a naptime fleet!

Arrr, matey! This thespian scallywag, a salty sea dog of two score years in the flickerin’ biz, now be sailin’ the stormy seas o’ “Trap.” He be yakkin’ 'bout bein’ a dad, chasin’ fame, and his heart’s fondness for them fancy French films, aye!

August 5, 2024

"Arrr, matey! Shawn Levy be spillin' the beans on them sneaky cameo scallywags in 'Deadpool & Wolverine'!"

Arrr, matey! Shawn Levy be spillin' the beans on them secret cameo treasures, salvagin' gems from the depths of cursed scripts, and craftin' a jolly end-credits tribute to the legendary Fox! Aye, 'tis a tale of wit and whimsy on the high seas of cinema!

August 3, 2024

"Arrr! Vince Vaughn be makin' this here chat a treasure trove o' self-help, savvy? Aye, what a jolly jest!"

Arrr, I sailed in hopin' to meet a brash, chest-thumpin' scallywag. But lo and behold, I stumbled upon a curious creature far more entertainin’ than a treasure map! Aye, ‘twas a right surprise, matey!

"Two fresh sea shanties poke fun at the scallywag’s dark side of the American Dream, arrr!"

Arrr! Kristin Chenoweth be shinin' like treasure in “The Queen of Versailles” in Boston, whilst in Cambridge, a new “Gatsby” musical be givin’ that Myrtle lass the royal treatment! Blimey, it be a grand time for swashbucklin’ theatrics!

August 2, 2024

Avast, mateys! Yvonne Furneaux, a fair lass of the silver screen, has sailed to Davy Jones at 98! Arrr!

Arrr, matey! This Oxford wench, with tongues more than a sea serpent, once lured sailors to their doom as a siren! But lo! She turned her sights to the silver screen, gainin' fame in tales spun by them crafty scallywags, Fellini and Polanski! Aye, what a twist o' fate!

“‘Trap’ Review: Josh Hartnett’s a scallywag dad with a secret as big as me treasure chest, arrr!”

Arrr, matey! Josh Hartnett be playin' a poppin' papa with a cheeky secret in this here M. Night Shyamalan tale, all set amidst a raucous concert! Aye, keep yer eye on the treasure, fer surprises be lurkin' like a kraken in the deep!

"Arrr! Five fantastical moving pictures o' science to feast yer eyes on this very hour, matey!"

Avast ye! In this month’s treasure trove of tales, we be seein' crises brewin' in the stars above and in the barren chambers below. Aye, who knew a ghostly room could be as stirrin' as a tempest on the high seas! Arrr!

"Six shiny moving pictures our landlubber critics be chattin' 'bout this week, arr! Hoist the Jolly Roger and watch!"

Ahoy, mateys! Whether ye be a landlubber who dabbles or a swashbucklin’ film fanatic, our trusty sea dogs reckon these flicks be worth yer time! But beware, one scallywag of a film, “Trap,” slipped through the net and eluded our keen-eyed critics! Yarrr!

"Arrr! 'Elizabeth Taylor: The Missing Scrolls' be when starstruck hearts turned sour, matey! Aye, what a hoot!"

Arrr matey! This here tale be a jolly mix o’ chatterin’ from the lass and sights from her swashbucklin' days! 'Tis not just about the fair wench, but a merry glimpse into the strange world o' those starry-eyed scallywags we call celebrities! Avast, what a sight to behold!

August 1, 2024

Arrr, matey! Keanu and Alex be set to prance on Broadway, waitin’ fer that mystical scallywag, Godot!

Arrr, them scallywags be playin' lazy mates in three "Bill & Ted" tales, and next year, they be settin' sail again fer Beckett’s fine mix o’ tragedy and mirth! Avast, me hearties, let the jests commence!

"Avast! Watch these 12 treasures on Netflix ere they sail away come August, or ye be cursed to regret!"

Arrr, me hearties! A treasure trove o’ fine tales be settin' sail fer U.S. scallywags by month’s end! Snag ‘em whilst ye still can, lest ye be left with naught but barnacles on yer brain! Aye, don’t let the bounty slip away!

Arrr! Prepare yer eye patches fer a treasure trove of films and tales comin' to the streaming seas this August!

Arrr, matey! Gather 'round for tales of the dark knight, the scallywags of the street, brave sea roamers, and those who be murd'rin’ in the halls! These fine yarns be settin' sail on the streaming tides, ready to tickle yer funny bone! Avast ye, don’t miss ‘em!

"Arrr, matey! 'War Game' be a jolly jest! Can such a ruckus truly strike our fair seas? Har har!"

Arrr, matey! This here yarn spins a tale of Jan. 6, 2025, when salty sea dogs o' the vanquished captain be scheming a ruckus, mayhap a civil spat! What be the mighty leaders doin'? Batten down the hatches and pass the rum, I say!

"Arrr! Adam Driver be takin' to the stage, singin' country tunes like a scallywag in a landlubber's dream!"

Arrr, matey! This scallywag of an actor be settin' sail back to the stage this fall, breathin' life into Kenneth Lonergan’s merry tale, “Hold On to Me Darling.” So grab yer rum and prepare for a jolly good show, lest ye be walkin’ the plank of boredom!

Arrr! Lin-Manuel be settin' sail on a new shanty, a 'Warriors' tune with Eisa Davis, ho ho ho!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round! A yarn spun from Walter Hill's swashbucklin’ tale of scallywags bravin' the treacherous streets of New York be droppin’ on the 18th o' October! Mark yer calendars, lest ye be walkin' the plank o' boredom!

"Arrr! ‘Rob Peace’ be a jolly quest, settin’ sail to fix the mischief o' old, but mayhaps sink the ship!"

Avast, mateys! The fine thespian Chiwetel Ejiofor be captaining a merry crew — with Mary J. Blige, Michael Kelly, Mare Winningham, Camila Cabello, and Jay Will aboard — in a tear-jerkin' yarn plundered from the depths of truth! Arrr, 'tis a tale to make even the stoutest heart weep!

"How to Yo-ho-ho with Buyer Whims to Boost Yer Marketing Treasure, matey!"

Arrr, ye wish to charm the scallywags into buyin' yer treasure? Aye, we’ll be plundering their beliefs to boost yer sales! Join me on this adventure to discover how their thoughts steer their coin purses, savvy? Set sail for better marketing, ye landlubber!

July 31, 2024

Arrr! Kneecap be a band o' raucous Irish scallywags, ready to unleash a flick that'll make ye jaws drop!

Arrr, Kneecap’s jolly jig o' rebel rhymes be rufflin’ the feathers o’ the king’s loyal mates! Now, a fresh flick tellin’ their tale be ready to stir the pot further. Buckle yer swash, me hearties, 'tis gonna be a right ruckus on the high seas o’ politics!

"Three Jolly Tales to Behold on the Streaming Seas, matey!"

Avast, me hearties! This month’s treasure trove be filled with a flick ‘bout the devilish atomic blast, a tale of a shiny Hollywood star and her tinkerin', and a jolly yarn of a hospital chaplain. Arrr, a fine haul for rum-soaked minds!

Arrr, matey! Even after 25 long moons, 'The Matrix' still be speakin' truths clearer than a parrot's squawk!

Arrr, matey! One glimpse reveals the essence — A.I. trickery, yarns of false tales, the jolly lives of the trans scallywags, and the raucous Gen X crew — all makin' this tale a treasure of a classic, aye! Hoist yer sails and grab yer grog!

Avast, mateys! At Sundance Lab, ye can't be settin' sail without reckonin' the treasure o' movie gold this year!

Arrr, matey! The scallywags makin’ indie flicks be always scroungin’ for doubloons, like seagulls fightin’ over scraps! And lo, even the grand ol’ Sundance be feelin’ the pinch o’ the purse strings! Aye, ‘tis a jolly jest in the world o’ make-believe!

July 30, 2024

Arrr, matey! "Deadpool and Wolverine be the jolly jesters o' the superhero seas they once scoffed at, ha-ha!"

Arrr, once upon a time, shiver me timbers! Deadpool be jivin' on them silly superhero flicks. But with “Deadpool & Wolverine” settin' sail and Disney hoistin’ the Marvel flag, that jestin' spirit be walkin' the plank! Blimey, where be the laughs now, matey?

"Employin' clever metal minds to spin yarns and tales like a fine sea dog, savvy?"

Arrr, ye scallywags! Be ye craftin’ tales and lookin’ fer a trusty mate in AI? This here parchment be spillin’ the beans on how this clever contraption can help ye spin yer yarns better! Fear not, for AI be a boon, not a curse! Avast, set sail on creativity!

Arrr, seekin' the finest in dark sea films? Check yer compass fer Brown Sugar, matey! It's treasure!

Arrr! This here streaming treasure be showcassin’ the grandest tales spun by fine Black buccaneers o' film, both in front o’ the camera and behind the helm! Grab yer grog and prepare to be entertained, for the silver screen be filled with their swashbucklin’ brilliance!

July 29, 2024

"In ‘Swan Song,’ a band o' dancers be fightin' unfair winds of racism and sexism, arr! A right jolly mess!"

Arrr! The flick charts the tale of the National Ballet o’ Canada’s "Swan Lake," where dancers be swappin' more than just pirouettes! They be battlin’ long-brewed storms o’ racism and sexism, all while tryin’ not to trip over their own cutlasses. Aye, a sight to behold!

July 28, 2024

Avast! Robert Downey Jr. be steerin' back to the Marvel seas as that scallywag Dr. Doom! Yarrr!

Arrr, the scallywag thespian be proclaimin’ his grand return to the Marvel seas! Five long years since he shed his Iron Man armor, now he’s back to plunder the silver screen once more. Avast, let the treasure hunt for box office gold commence!

Arrr, what's the jest about growin' old? These jolly flicks be chasin' the laughter like a scallywag on the seas!

Avast, matey! With a crew of seasoned lasses, nothin' but a tad seasoned, flicks like "The Fabulous Four" and "80 for Brady" be settin' sail on a jolly new genre! Aye, laughter and wrinkled charm be the treasures we seek in this fine maritime jest!

Ahoy, mateys! Hollywood be sayin', “Yo ho, red states! Our films be ripe fer yer viewing pleasure!”

Arrr, matey! After a spell o' preachin' with their flickerin' tales, them studios be catchin' wind from landlubbers ye call ticket buyers: "Just spin us a yarn and keep the grog flowin'!" Aye, let the jolly laughter and swashbucklin' fun reign supreme!

July 27, 2024

"Arrr! A Jolly Map o’ Every ‘Deadpool & Wolverine’ Ghostly Greetin’! Prepare fer chuckles an’ mayhem, ye scallywags!"

Arrr, matey! Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman be the shining stars o' this show, but fear not! A crew o' rascally actors from other heroic tales be lendin' their swashbucklin' skills. It be a jolly good time on the high seas of cinema! Avast, ye landlubbers!

July 26, 2024

July 25, 2024

Arrr! Usin’ the scallywags' tales to hoist our treasure and fill the coffers, savvy?

Arrr, matey! Be ye wishin' fer jolly good content fer yer social seas? Wonderin' how to hoist the sails o' user-generated booty in yer marketin'? In this here tale, we be explorin' the treasure map of UGC! Aye, it's a fine way to charm yer crew and plunder brand loyalty!

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"Craftin' yer own GPT matey: Aye, turn that metal brain into yer trusty parrot of wisdom!"

Arrr, matey! Be ye ponderin' how to craft clever AI mates to lighten yer workload and life? Set yer sails for this here article, where we chart a course for makin' custom GPTs that be ready to serve! Aye, AI be the treasure ye seek!

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Arrr, the jolly jesters who led the way, though they kept their true colors hidden like buried treasure!

Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! This new tale o' queer stand-up do be mentionin' the likes o' Paul Lynde, Charles Nelson Reilly, and Rip Taylor. These scallywags be trailblazers in the comedy seas, settin' sail for uncharted waters o' hilarity! Aye, me hearty, they be groundbreaking indeed! Arrr!

Arrr mateys, beware of the careful crafting of Austin Butler, for he be a sly scallywag with cunning ways!

Arrr mateys! This swashbucklin' hero be showin' off his many guises in "Elvis" and "Dune," but tis "The Bikeriders" that be unveilin' the true colors o' this scallywag named Butler. Aye, he be a fine actor indeed!

June 18, 2024

Avast ye! Anouk Aimée be as bewitchin' as a siren in 'A Man and a Woman' and 'La Dolce Vita'!

Arrr, the French wench spun tales of characters that be like mysteries or figments of imagination, yet they never failed to captivate, even when she be placed in the wrong role in Tinseltown.

Arrr! Ye be talkin' like De Niro? Join a convention to mimic him, ye scallywags! Aye, shiver me timbers!

Ye scurvy dogs at De Niro Con in Tribeca be talkin' like Travis Bickle, throwin' fists like Jake LaMotta, or gettin' inked like Max Cady. Aye, a real tattoo, not some fancy temporary mark. Arrr, me hearties be havin' a grand ol' time at this here gathering!

"Avast ye mateys! 'Tis a jolly good time of laughter and revolution beyond the punchline. Aye!"

Avast ye scallywags! This new Netflix tale be showin' us how comedy be the key to freedom for the queer folk. 'Tis a merry crew includin' Margaret Cho, Tig Notaro, Joel Kim Booster and many more to tickle yer funny bones. Give it a watch, ye won't be disappointed! Arrr!

Me hearty film mate be injured, blamin' Amazon for his woes. Aye, the scallywags be at it again!

Arrr, the swashbuckling scallywag responsible for the visual effects be claimin' injury in the recent mishaps on Amazon film sets. But the company be denyin' any wrongdoing, like a sneaky sea serpent slitherin' away from responsibility. Aye, tis a tale fit for Davy Jones' locker!

June 17, 2024

"Aye mateys, Remo Saraceni, 89, has set sail for Davy Jones' locker. The man who made a piano walk be no more."

Arrr me hearties, this here keyboard be as legendary as a sunken treasure! 'Twas used by a scallywag named Saraceni, who dreamed of a world where technology be run by the power of the people. Aye, 'twas a jolly good time indeed!

Arrr mateys, this 'Firebrand' be more like a snoozin' beauty than a fiery lass o' the sea! Aye, tis true!

Arrr, me hearties! This tale of Henry VIII's last lass be as dull as a sunken treasure chest! The actors be fine enough, but the story be as unfocused as a drunken sailor on shore leave. 'Tis a shame, mateys, a real shame indeed!

Arrr, sailin' through 'The Promised Land' and 'Biosphere' be like findin' treasure chest o' streaming gems, mateys!

Arrr mateys! This month, me hearty recommendation be speculative science fiction, period drama, and sly thrillers from yer subscription streamers. Avast ye landlubbers and set sail for a treasure trove of cinematic adventures! Aye, tis sure to shiver yer timbers!

June 16, 2024

"Avast ye landlubbers! Learn about the scallywags known as the Brat Pack in this here documentary, ye scurvy dogs!"

Arrr, me hearties! A fresh tale be tellin' of the lads and lasses who shaped the times. 'Tis a documentary worth watchin' fer the curious souls seekin' adventure and laughter. Set sail and discover the tales of yore!

Arr matey! Daniel Radcliffe be conjurin' up his first Tony award like a wizard of the high seas!

Arrr, listen up ye scurvy dogs! Radcliffe's fifth spectacle, "Merrily We Roll Along," be his first to snag a Tony Award nomination on the grand stage o' Broadway. Aye, the lad be finally gettin' some recognition for his piratical talents!

Arrr! 'Inside Out 2' be bringin' much booty to Pixar's treasure chest at th' box office! Aye, matey!

Arrr, me hearties! The sequel be set to plunder a whopping $145 million in the New World o'er the weekend, a booty 60 percent grander than foretold. Shiver me timbers, them scallywags be makin' a mint! Whar be me cut of the treasure?

June 15, 2024

Arrr, the influential Martin Starger be settin' sail for Davy Jones' locker at the ripe age of 92. Farewell, matey!

Arrr matey! This scallywag spent his days at ABC, the lowly deck swabber of prime time, and steered it to the top spot. He then crafted "Nashville" and snagged an Emmy for "Friendly Fire." Aye, a true hero of the high seas!

Arrr, Matey! Ariana DeBose be the swashbucklin' lass keepin' Broadway afloat with her hostin' at the Tonys!

Arrr, back in the Big Apple after plunderin' the silver screen, the wench be scramblin' to the theater whilst practicin' for Sunday's grand affair. She be a proper busy bee, juggling her duties like a swashbucklin' seadog! Arrr, the life of a pirate be easier than hers!

Avast ye scallywags! 'Firebrand' be tellin' tales o' Henry VIII and his lass Katherine Parr who outlived him. Arrr!

"Arrr, "Firebrand" be tellin' the tale of a brave lass fightin' to outwit the sickly king and his backstabbin' crew. The director be reckonin' it be a right thrillin' yarn to be sure!"

June 14, 2024

Arr mateys, 'Inside Out 2' be showing us that even scurvy pirates can have a case of the jitters!

Arrr, me hearties! Young Riley be feelin' a new emotion stirrin' within 'er teenage noggin. Scurvy dog that she be, she's got some wisdom to share with us landlubbers. Listen up, ye scallywags, for Riley be teachin' us all a thing or two!

June 4, 2024

Yarrr, 'Bad Boys: Ride or Die' be like old scallywags, still causin' trouble but never learnin' their lesson! Arrr!

Arr mateys, in their latest adventure on the silver screen, Will Smith and Martin Lawrence be sailin' through Miami like two scallywags on a plunderin' spree. The film be as smooth as a smuggler's grog, with jests sharper than a cutlass. Aye, a rollickin' good time indeed!

June 3, 2024

Arrr, Janis Paige, the star of Broadway's 'The Pajama Game,' has sailed off to Davy Jones' locker at 101.

Arr, she be makin' a splash in the all-star 1944 flick “Hollywood Canteen” afore seekin' fortune on the musical stage. Soon she be takin' on roles in movin' pictures and on the ol' telly, me hearties!

Arrr, the great Margot Benacerraf be sailin' off to Davy Jones' locker at 97. Fair winds and following seas!

Arrr, she be makin' only two moving pictures, but her "Araya," a tale o' salt-mine toil, be a grand work that be standin' the test o' time in Latin American cinema. Aye, a treasure indeed!

Avast ye scallywags! Set yer sights on these 5 briny flicks starring the likes of Demi Moore and Rob Lowe!

Arrr mateys! Avast ye! 'Tis time to set sail on the voyage of nostalgia with the film "Brats" makin' its way to the Tribeca Festival and Hulu. Let's take a gander at the young scallywags of the '80s who left their mark on the silver screen. Aye, they be the ones who shaped a generation, aye!

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Watcheth yon film 'bout a Mexican journo's life 'n death. 'Tis a tale worth tellin'!

Arr matey! The scroll "State of Silence," makin' its debut at the Tribeca Festival, be tellin' tales o' the sorry state o' them scallywag journalists in Mexico. Aye, 'tis a treacherous sea they be sailin' on, full o' dangers and dark shadows. Yo ho ho!

Arrr mateys! The Tribeca Festival be showin' a Liza Minnelli tale with rare treasures from the deep!

Avast ye scallywags! The scurvy dog Bruce David Klein's treasure trove of a documentary be debuting at the Tribeca Festival, full of ancient footage discovered in Minnelli's very own chest o' drawers. Arrr, what secrets and shenanigans be lurking in them old reels, I wonder? Aye aye, matey!

June 2, 2024

Films and scrolls of the queer persuasion, a jolly good time for all ye landlubbers! Aye, me hearties!

Arrr mateys! Feast yer eyes upon these seven treasures: "The Death and Life of Marsha P. Johnson" to "Gay USA," sure to bring ye joy, history, and rainbows brighter than a chest full o' gold! Set sail for a cinematic adventure like no other!

Arrr! The Nigerian Filmmaker Daniel Oriahi be aimin' to raise Nollywood to new heights, me hearties!

Arr mateys! The famed scallywag Daniel Oriahi be holdin' the audience's gaze with his newest moving picture, "The Weekend," set to make its grand debut at the Tribeca Festival. Prepare to be entertained, ye scurvy dogs!

The Tribeca Festival be tellin' us of 'Mars', a place where scribblers can hide from the law! Arrr!

Arrr, me hearties! The jolly ol' comedy crew, The Whitest Kids U' Know, be finished with their latest venture mournin' the loss o' their matey, Trevor Moore. May he rest in Davy Jones' locker. Yo ho ho!

June 1, 2024

Arrr, Richard Linklater be talkin' 'bout the dark side o' every scallywag in 'it Man'! Aye, aye captain!

Arr matey! David Marchese be chattin' with the famous captain 'bout his new moving picture, "Hit Man," and ponderin' life's grand queries. Ye won't wanna miss this jolly good tale of adventure and reflection on the silver screen, me hearties!

Avast ye scallywags! The finest moving pictures be comin' to Amazon, AMC+, Disney+, Hulu, and more this June!

Avast ye mateys! Ye can catch "The Boys," "Orphan Black: Echoes," "The Bear," and "The Acolyte" on the streaming waves. So grab yer grog and settle in for a jolly good time of pillaging and plundering these fine shows! Arrrrr!

Arrrgh, mateys! Nathan Silver be showin' his flick, "Between the Temples," at the grand Tribeca! Let's set sail!

Arrr, me hearties! Nathan Silver's ninth moving picture, "Betwixt the Temples," be a fine testament to his fearless sailin' through the stormy waters of emotion and narrative twists. Aye, he be a bold scallywag, that Silver! A treasure worth seekin'!

May 31, 2024

Avast ye scallywags! Darryl Hickman, a wee lad of the silver screen, has shuffled off this mortal coil at 92.

Avast ye scallywags! This landlubber was a star in "The Grapes of Wrath" and other moving pictures. In his later years, he be a regular on the box o' wonders. Eventually, he be in charge of the sunlit hours on CBS and gave lessons in the art of play-acting. Arrr!

Arrr! 'Tis the tale of how the mighty 'Furiosa' War Rig was fashioned by the hands of daring buccaneers.

Arr mateys! The scallywags of the creative crew be spillin' the beans on how they transformed the War Rig into a shiny stage fit for a pirate queen. Ye wouldn't believe the tricks they used to make her gleam like a treasure chest!

Avast ye mateys, behold 'Furiosa'! A grand tale of swashbuckling and plunderin'! A fine spectacle for all to see!

Arr mateys, the swashbuckling director George Miller spins a yarn 'bout his moving picture with the fair maiden Anya Taylor-Joy and the scallywag Tom Burke. 'Tis a tale sure to shiver yer timbers and tickle yer funny bone! Aye, 'tis a sight worth seein'!

Avast ye scallywags! Behold the sneak attack at the Bullet Farm in 'Furiosa'! Aye, 'tis a sight to see! Argh!

Avast ye scallywags! The cap'n George Miller spins a yarn 'bout his picture, with the lads and lasses Anya Taylor-Joy and Tom Burke takin' the lead. Set yer sights on this tale, me hearties, and prepare to be entertained! Arrr!

Arrr, me hearties! Check out these 10 new flicks our critics be chattering about this week!

Arrr, me hearties! Whether ye be a landlubber with a taste for moving pictures or a seasoned swashbuckler of the silver screen, our critics reckon these flicks be worth a gander. Give 'em a whirl and see if they shiver yer timbers! Arrr!

"Arrr, 'Jim Henson Idea Matey' be a treasure trove o' wisdom fer young scallywags lookin' to sail the artistic seas!"

Arr matey! This Ron Howard parchment be not shying away from the Muppet scallywag's shortcomings, but 'tis a treasure trove of wisdom for all ye creators out there. Aye, 'tis a must-watch for sure, lest ye be walkin' the plank! Arrrrr!

Arrr, be witnessin' the mystical revival of Stop-Motion Yetis on ye moving picture device! Avast, it be a marvel!

Arrr me hearties! 'Tis a tale of "The Primevals," a film as old as Davy Jones' locker, like a treasure map finally uncovered after 30 years. Aye, grab yer popcorn and prepare to be entertained like never before!

May 30, 2024

Arrr matey, Albert S. Ruddy, aged 94, has set sail for Davy Jones' locker after winnin' an Oscar for 'The Godfather'.

Arr matey! This scallywag be the mastermind behind "Hogan's Heroes," then plundered another Academy Award for "Million Dollar Baby" with Swank and Eastwood. Ye best believe he be a fearsome captain in the sea of Hollywood!

Arrr, 'tis the scallywag who be pullin' the strings of the Muppets! Aye, a fine tale indeed.

Arrr matey, this here documentary be tellin' the tale of Jim Henson, a scallywag who found his inspiration in felt, feathers, and the eternal quest for creatin'! 'Tis a jolly good watch from the likes of Ron Howard, ye won't want to miss it on the high seas! Aye!

Avast ye mateys! This tale of the Dead Don't Hurt be a jolly good time from Viggo Mortensen's treasure trove.

Arrr, Mortensen's film be like a ship with many decks, aye, some may say too many for their likin'. But with such fine performances on board, one can't help but be swayed by the crew's talents and overlook any excessive complexity. Aye, a jolly good time indeed!

Arrr matey! 'The Young Wife' be a tale of a lassie hurtlin' headfirst into matrimony like a cannonball!

Arrr, me hearties! A poor lass be in a whirlwind o' trouble on her special day in Tayarisha Poe's tale of love and laughter. The jest be too familiar, but still worth a watch to see if she steers her ship to happiness. Aye!

"Me hearty lads be fightin' sexism and stormy seas in 'Young Woman and the Sea'! A swashbucklin' adventure awaits!"

Aye, me hearties! Daisy Ridley be takin' on the role of Gertrude Ederle, a lass who convinces her old man to fork over the doubloons for swimmin' lessons. She then sets sail on a grand adventure, makin' history as a true pioneer of the high seas! Arrr!

"Arrr, 'Haikyu!! The Dumpster Battle' be a swashbucklin' tale of courtly drama and sportin' shenanigans, mateys!"

Avast ye! This cinematic tale be a follow-up to the animated chronicle of scallywags on the volleyball pitch. Gather yer crew and set sail for a swashbuckling adventure on the high seas of high school competition! Arrr!

Three mighty tales to watch on the electronic seas, mateys: ye be needin' to stream these grand documentaries!

Arrr, me hearties! Aye, in the past, New York faced some rough waters, but today, North Korea and China be battlin' their own storms. Let's hope they find their treasure and sail smooth seas ahead!

Ye olde tale of 'Robot Dreams' be a jolly good yarn about a friendship as true as a pirate's treasure! Arrr!

Arr matey, this swashbuckling film from Pablo Berger be a silent treasure that speaks volumes about matters of the heart. 'Tis a marvel to behold, aye indeed! A tale of love like no other, me hearties! Yo ho ho!

Ye olde 'Handling the Undead' hath shown us what befall when the dead refuse to stay in their graves! A merry tale indeed!

Arr matey, this be no ordinary flick o' the undead! 'Tis a tale o' mournin' and love, wrapped in the finest pirate plunder. Ye best be ready fer a swashbucklin' adventure on the high seas o' cinema! Arrr!

May 29, 2024

Avast ye scallywags! Sail the digital seas for tales of online treachery and scallywaggery. Yarrr!

Arrr, me hearties! These four treasures be delvin' into the treacherous waters of manipulation in the world of moving pictures and talkin' boxes. Beware, ye scallywags, for these tales be as slippery as an eel on a wet deck! Aye!

The finest tale of villainy to behold: 'Dirty John,' 'The Puppet Master' and other scallywag sagas! Arrr!

Arrr mateys! These four treasures be delvin' into the treacherous waters of manipulation, be it on the silver screen, the wireless airwaves, or the talkie-box. Beware of the deceitful ways of these scallywags! Aye, 'tis a slippery slope indeed!

Arrr, which swashbuckling Cannes flicks be gunnin' for Oscar gold, me hearties? Aye, that be the question!

Arrr mateys, ye best be keepin' a weather eye on "Anora," for films from the studio Neon be winnin' accolades and plunderin' Oscar nominations at Cannes. Tis a treasure worth watchin' fer sure! Aye, ye be wise to set sail with this one!

Arrr, they be plunderin' MoviePass, makin' it walk the plank. Aye, a sad tale of treachery and woe!

Arrr, me hearties! A tale o' a grand documentary be tellin' of th' doomed (but now resurrected) subscription service, uncoverin' a most unexpected yarn. Set sail fer adventure 'n laughter as ye watch this enlightenin' tale unfold! Aye, ye won't want to miss it, I swear on me treasure!

May 28, 2024

Arrr, gather ye crew and watch these 12 moving pictures on Netflix afore they vanish with the tide in June!

Arrr, 'tis like a tale from the seven seas! Mark Wahlberg and Reese Witherspoon as wee scallywags, Clint Eastwood smugglin' booty, and Meryl Streep in a grand adventure across Africa! Aye, a motley crew indeed!

May 27, 2024

Michelle Buteau be the captain of 'Babes' on Netflix, a treasure worth plunderin' fer sure! Arrr!

Avast ye scallywags! This funny wench be makin' a name for herself in the flick "Babes" and now be settin' sail for the grand stage of Radio City Music Hall for her new jolly roger of a special. Aye, she be a true treasure of the comedy seas!

May 26, 2024

Arrr mateys! Richard Sherman, the swashbucklin' songwriter of many a sweet sea shanty, be walkin' the plank at 95!

Yarrr! 'Twas he and his scallywag brother, Robert, who plundered the seas of melody to create the tunes for “Mary Poppins” and other Disney treasures. They be the rogues responsible for unleashing "It's a Small World (After All)" upon the unsuspecting landlubbers! Aye, a musical treasure indeed!

Arrr, me hearties! Many scallywags be sharin' their fav'rit tunes. Which be the ultimate treasure, ye reckon?

Arrr, me hearties! The tunes that sailed with the moving pictures of the 1980s and ’90s be stealin' all the attention, while the scallywag films themselves be walkin' the plank! Aye, tis a topsy-turvy world we pirates be livin' in!

May 25, 2024

Ahoy mateys! The infamous Zack Norman, who juggled many trades, has sailed off into the eternal sea at 83.

Ye may have heard of this scallywag in the likes of "Romancing the Stone," but he be more than just a silver screen swashbuckler. Aye, he be a master of the moving pictures, a builder of lands, and even the jester in a jest for the youngsters of Generation X. A true jack of all trades, this one be. Arrr!

Arrr, mateys! 'Tis been announced that Sean Baker's film 'Anora' be takin' the grand prize at Cannes! Aye!

Arrr, the tale o' a wench's life, crafted by the land lubber Sean Baker, be winnin' the grand treasure at a feast that be celebratin' George Lucas as well. Aye, a fine haul for the silver screen, indeed!

Arrr! The scurvy Director be bringin' a flick and a bit o' hope to Cannes, straight from the shores of Iran!

Avast ye landlubbers! The scallywag Mohammad Rasoulof be spillin' the beans on his daring escape from the clink to avoid a stretch in the brig. A tale fit for the high seas, me hearties! Mayhaps he made off with a chest of dubloons to fund his next adventure! Arrr!

Arrr, mateys! Ted Sarandos be schemin' to make ye watch more Netflix with his devious "Interview" plan. Aye, beware!

Arrr, Ted Sarandos be a true seafaring captain, steerin' Netflix to triumph in the realm o' streamin'. But mark me words, me hearties, the battle for yer gaze be far from finished. Keep yer eyes peeled, there be more treacherous waters ahead! Arrr!

Arrr, what be on the ol' box this week ye ask? 'Tis "Grey's Anatomy" and a jolly good 'Ren Faire'!

Arr mateys! The show of healin' be finishin' its 20th season. And now, HBO be showin' a new series about a grand renaissance fair in the land of Texas. Ye best be settin' sail to watch the jolly good times unfold, me hearties!

"Arrr, 10 scallywags sharin' tales o' creatin' through sorrow. Aye matey, grab yer paintbrush and let's sail!"

Arrr, me hearties! Jesmyn Ward, Bridget Everett, Sigrid Nunez and a merry band o' scallywags be regalin' us with tales of grief and how it's made 'em walk the plank of change. Listen closely, ye scurvy dogs, and ye may learn a thing or two!

May 24, 2024

"Arrr, Maria Bello and Dominique Crenn be throwin' a grand shindig in Mexico to tie the knot, me hearties!"

Arrr! The wench Maria Bello and the mighty chef Dominique Crenn be swearin' their success be owed to the "three C's": cancer, Covid, and now, commitment. Aye, 'tis a treacherous journey they be on, but they be sailin' through with courage and determination!

Arrr, Fred Roos, a swashbucklin' casting matey and Coppola comrade, be takin' his final voyage at 89. Fare thee well!

Yarrr mateys, this scallywag be known for pickin' the finest buccaneers in all of Hollywood! He be sharin' the gold Oscar for "The Godfather Part II" with that landlubber Francis Ford Coppola. Aye, a true legend in the sea of showbiz!

Arr mateys! What be critics spoutin' 'bout 'Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga'? Be ye in agreeance or not, me hearties?

Arrr, me hearties! The scuttlebutt be sayin' that the next tale be more tear-jerkin' and weighty than its predecessor. But be that a swashbucklin' good time or a mutinous disaster? The crew be split on that matter, mark me words! Aye, the plot thickens like a barrel o' rum!

Arrr, 'Atlas' be a tale o' Jennifer Lopez ponderin' if A.I. be truly a scurvy dog or a matey worth trustin'.

Arrr, Jennifer Lopez be takin' to the high seas in a tale o' sci-fi swashbucklin'! The film ponders if these new-fangled machines be more trouble than they be worth. Aye, me hearties, prepare ye selves for a wild ride on the seven seas o' technology!

Avast ye mateys! Morgan Spurlock, the scallywag of ‘Super Size Me,’ has breathed his last at 53 winters.

Arrr, in '04, this blockbuster be showin' Mr. Spurlock stuffin' his gob with naught but grub from McDonald's for a moon's turn. Aye, it be gettin' a nod from the Academy, but aye, t'was not without a scallywag's tongue lashin'!

Arrr! Five Tales of Terror to Watch on Ye Streaming Service, Mateys! Set sail for Spooky Movie Night!

Avast ye scallywags! This month be filled with miscreants of the most scandalous kind! We've got cheeky spirits, fierce elders, and a downright mad lad on the loose. Batten down the hatches, me hearties, for a wild ride ahead! Arrr!

Arrr, our shipmates be chattin' about 6 new flicks ye must set yer sights on this week!

Arr matey, be ye a landlubber who enjoys a good flick or a seasoned matey who knows a treasure when ye see one? Our scurvy crew of reviewers reckon these moving pictures be worth a gander, so give 'em a go, ye scallywags!

Arrr mateys, the Cannes love affair with American cinema be takin' unexpected twists and turns! Aye, it be a wild ride!

Arrr me hearties, be it the swashbucklin' Demi Moore in "The Substance" or the tale of a fair maiden in Brooklyn by Sean Baker, this year's jury be havin' a mighty big decision to make. May they weigh their choices like gold doubloons on a pirate's scale! Aye!

Arrr, me hearties! Learn how the tale of 'Furiosa' be woven into the grand tapestry of 'Mad Max'!

Arrr, mateys! "Furiosa" be a tale that doth mingle with previous adventures in a most unexpected fashion. Here be a timeline, along with our preferred sequence for viewing the entire saga. Hoist the sails and embark on this swashbuckling journey!

Arr, me hearties, the finest moving pictures of 2024 be settin' sail! Grab yer popcorn, ye scurvy dogs!

Arrr, our scurvy critics be pickin' out nine fine films fer yer viewin' pleasure this grand holiday weekend, mateys. Set yer sights on these treasures and ye'll be sure to find some swashbucklin' entertainment to fill yer day. Aye, 'tis a jolly good time indeed!

May 23, 2024

Arrr, did the fair maiden Cate Blanchett be donning a pro-Palestinian garb at the Cannes festival, me hearties?

Arrr, the wench be keepin' mum, but some scallywags on the web be thinkin' she spilled the beans. 'Tis a grim week for the wee fashion brands and the brides seekin' swanky gowns for their special day. Aye, the high seas of fashion be treacherous waters indeed!

Me shipmates! A tale of Church vs. State in 'Kidnapped: The Abduction of Edgardo Mortara'. Aye, a rollickin' read indeed!

Arrr matey, this here moving picture be tellin' the tale of a scallywag pilferin' a Jewish youngin' in Italy. 'Tis a reminder of the heart-wrenchin' consequences when families be torn asunder. Aye, 'tis a tale that'll have ye weepin' into yer grog, mark me words!

Arrr, ye scallywags! Take heed o' me words and let yer heart guide ye to the sweet tunes of 'Solo'!

Arrr, me hearties! Methinks Sophie Dupuis's tale of a young lad in drag be takin' a twist when he confideth in some shady characters. Tis a French Canadian drama fit for a pirate's plunder! Aye, beware the treacherous waters ahead!

"Arrr, 'Queen of the Deuce' be a fine piece o' plunder, a true treasure from the bosom o' creation!"

Arrr, this tale of a lass from Times Square be too delicate with its rebellious she-pirate. Give us more swashbuckling and less reverence, ye scurvy dogs! Let's hear of her adventures on the high seas, not her gentle doings on land. Arrr!

Arrr, the one thing that can rescue the silver screen from the clutches of CGI damnation be... practical effects, me hearties!

Arr matey, the fancy movin' pictures in "The Planet of the Apes" be tryin' to keep the spirit o' the real world alive 'mongst all the fancy tricks in a grand film series. 'Tis a fine balance between art and technology, me hearties!

"Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a tale of a scurvy eye matey on a quest from the Far East!"

Arrr mateys! This here film be tellin' the tale of a brave ophthalmologist, Ming Wang, as he be battlin' to uncover the mysteries o' his own soul. Aye, he be searchin' fer what lies beyond the eye-patch!

Arrr, me hearties! Methinks watchin' 'The Garfield Movie' be more work than diggin' fer treasure in a storm! Aye!

Arrr, mateys! Garfield, voiced by Chris Pratt, be sailin' with Samuel L. Jackson as his old man in a lackluster film that be missin' the mark on our beloved protagonist. Ye better be steerin' clear of this cinematic catastrophe, lest ye be wantin' to walk the plank!

Arr matey, this 'Hit Man' be a real treasure, aye! A hit indeed, me hearties!

Arrr, me hearties! Glen Powell be the star o' a film that be both jolly and saucy, aye! And by Blackbeard's beard, it doth also plumb the depths o' yer soul! Give it a watch, ye scallywags, and ye won't be disappointed!

May 22, 2024

Arrr, 'The Booty' and 'Emilia the Pirate Queen' be makin' waves at Cannes, aye matey! A show fit for scurvy dogs!

Arrr! "The Substance" be showin' Demi Moore in full sail, givin' it her all! And "Emilia Pérez" be a musical crime tale so wild, ye can't even put it in a bottle! Set yer sails and enjoy the show, me hearties!

Avast ye mateys! Cultpix be a treasure trove of moving pictures, aye, like Netflix and Hulu but with more booty!

Arr mateys, this platform be gatherin' low-budget, high-creativity films of the outsider persuasion. We be pickin' out the finest gems fer yer watchin' pleasure. Set sail on a cinematic adventure with us, ye scurvy dogs! Aye, aye!

Arrr, the quest for Gollum be declared, but the fan film be vanish like treasure in a storm! Aye!

Arrr! When Warner Bros. gave the nod to a fresh "Lord of the Rings" picture and a wee lad's film vanished, the fans set sail on a quest to reclaim what was rightfully theirs! Aye, the treasure be within reach, me hearties!

May 21, 2024

Gérard Depardieu be givin' the Paparazzi scallywag a taste o' his fist outside a fancy cafe in Rome! Arrr!

Arrr matey! Mr. Depardieu, a salty sea dog of 75 years, be caught in a scuffle with a 79-year-old photographer on the treacherous seas of Via Veneto. Aye, it be a battle of ages, aye! Hoist the sails and prepare for a fierce showdown!

Arrr, swab the decks! Pixar be lettin' go o' 14% o' its crew and stoppin' makin' shows for Disney+. Aye!

Arr matey! The scurvy animation studio be throwin' in the towel on makin' original treasures for Disney+! Ye can almost hear the swashbucklers weepin' in Davy Jones' locker. Aye, 'tis a sad day for all us scallywags.

Arrr, Trump be callin' 'Apprentice' biopic at Cannes 'rubbish' and be plannin' to sue. Walk the plank, matey!

Arrr, the captain of "The Apprentice" sailed on untroubled by the scallywags tryin' to scuttle his ship! Aye, the tale be tellin' of the ex-president's love affairs and his trusty first mate, Roy Cohn. Shiver me timbers, what a scandalous adventure awaits!

Arrr, at Cannes, the scurvy dogs put on a fine show yet again this year, me hearties!

Arrr, the festival be full of furry scallywags like Messi, the hero of “Anatomy of a Fall,” where even the landlubbers be bringin' their own four-legged mates. Aye, 'tis a sight to behold, with the canines stealin' the show while their human companions be walkin' the plank of fame.

May 20, 2024

Arrr matey, Trump be sailin' to Cannes with his tale o' 'The Apprentice'! Aye, he be makin' waves indeed!

Arrr, this film be tellin' the tale o' Donald J. Trump's dealings with the scallywag Roy Cohn and his fair maiden Ivana. 'Tis an attempt to decipher the ways o' the future president, back when he be just a young lad on the high seas. Aye, mateys!

Ivan F. Boesky, scurvy dog of Wall Street, meets his maker at 87. Walk the plank, ye scoundrel! Arrr!

Arrr, this scallywag be like the Blackbeard of the stock market, aye! He pillaged and plundered with his insider tradin', but alas, his downfall be as swift as a cannonball. The moral of the tale: beware the temptations of greed, lest ye walk the plank!

Arrr! Lily Gladstone be stealin' the spotlight at the Kering Women in Motion feast! She be a swashbucklin' lass!

Arrr, the lass be findin' herself in the midst of the Kering Women in Motion feast, a year after she be a wee guest at “Killers of the Flower Moon.” Aye, she be climbin' the ranks faster than a squid up a sail!

Avast ye mateys! We be losing our sanity when ChatGPT be sounding like Scarlett Johansson, arrr!

Arrr, OpenAI be tryin' to create a bot voice like that sultry one in "Her." But that flick be all about love, not talkin' bots! What be this world comin' to when we be chattin' with machines instead of havin' a good ol' fashioned parley?

May 18, 2024

Arrr, at the Cannes Film Fest, we be findin' treasures from Andrea Arnold and Rungano Nyoni, ye scurvy dogs!

Arrr, me hearties! The films “Furiosa” and “Megalopolis” be the treasures most sought after, but do not be overlookin' the hidden gems by Andrea Arnold and Rungano Nyoni. They be like buried treasure waitin' to be discovered! Aye, me eyes be on the lookout for more booty from these filmmakers!

May 17, 2024

Aye mateys, when ye hear a tale of migration, don't be thinkin' it be just a yarn spun by landlubbers! Arrr!

Arrr, when the captain and his jolly crew of "Io Capitano" set sail for Senegal with their fine moving pictures, the locals be tellin' tales of their own adventures on the high seas! Aye, the landlubbers be enjoyin' a good yarn or two.

Arrr, Dabney Coleman, the scallywag audiences loved to hate, has shuffled off this mortal coil at the ripe old age of 92.

Ahoy mateys! In them moving pictures like “9 to 5” and “Tootsie” and on ye olde telly shows like “Buffalo Bill,” he be turnin' them portrayals of egomaniacal scallywags into a true masterpiece, arrr!

Arrr! The judge be settin' sail next week to decide if Alec Baldwin be walkin' the plank or not!

Arrr, me hearties! In a fierce battle of wits, Mr. Baldwin's scurvy lawyers be cryin' foul play, accusin' them prosecutors of showin' off their loot to the grand jury. Aye, 'tis a treacherous affair indeed on the cursed set of "Rust."

Arrr mateys, set sail on these fine adventures: 'Midnight,' 'The Childe,' and more! Aye, ye won't be disappointed!

Arrr, me hearties! This month's booty be filled with tales of crypto terrorism, gaslighting, an undercover mission and other scurvy wenchery. Ye best be ready to set sail on a wild adventure through treacherous waters and deceitful plots. Aye, a pirate's life be full of surprises!

Arrr, the 'Megalopolis' captain be standin' tall, swearin' not a single doubloon be wasted on his grand adventure!

Arrr mateys, at a swashbucklin' gathering in Cannes, the Cap'n boldly declared he be craftin' his next cinematic adventure, payin' no heed to the scuttlebutt swirlin' 'round him like a tempest at sea. Yo-ho-ho, the show must go on!

"From ‘Yarrr,’ to ‘Intangible,’ Sailing the Seven Seas with Imaginary Mates Onscreen, me hearties!"

Arrr mateys, thar be a slew o' flicks sailin' the silver screen this year, includin' the jolly family comedy "IF," delvin' into the fantastical world o' imaginary mates. Set yer sights on these cinematic treasures, me hearties, and prepare fer a swashbucklin' good time!

Arrr, 7 new flicks be makin' waves among our landlubbin' critics this week, savvy? Set yer sights on 'em!

Arrr mateys, whether ye be a landlubber or a seasoned swashbuckler of the silver screen, our mateys reckon these films be worthy of yer time and treasure. Aye, give 'em a watch and let the rum flow!

"Avast ye mateys! 'Taking Venice' be a tale o' conspiracy 'round th' 1964 Biennale, Arrr!"

Arrr, this here tale be showin' us how them fancy arts were handled in the middle o' the century in America. 'Tis a right rivetin' watch, me hearties, that be sure! Ye'll be laughin' and learnin', all in one. Aye, aye, mateys!

Arrr, be we sailin' into a golden era for the tunes of the silver screen, me hearties! Aye, me thinks so!

Arrr mateys, betwixt “Barbie,” “Across the Spider-Verse” and now “I Saw the TV Glow,” the scallywag directors be makin' a strong argument for the film album experience. Aye, be sure to grab yer popcorn and buckle up for a wild cinematic journey on the high seas!

May 16, 2024

Avast ye landlubbers! Samm-Art Williams, a swashbuckling playwright, producer, and actor, has sailed off into the great beyond at 78 years old. Arrr!

He be a bold swashbuckler who broke through Hollywood's color lines, a mastermind behind "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air," and a Tony nominee for "Home," a tale of his Southern heritage. Aye, he be a true legend of the stage and screen!

Avast ye mateys! 'The Strangers: Chapter 1' be like a ship with too many crew members. Aye!

Arrr, mateys! The rebooted flick of 2008's "The Strangers" be like a ship with a leaky hull - same ol' masked baddies and bloody brawls, but where be the new treasures of originality? 'Tis like plundering a chest of old doubloons and finding naught but sand! Aye, we be needin' fresh winds in our sails! Arrr!

Arrr matey, learn how 'Back to Black' be bringin' back Amy Winehouse's swashbucklin' style, savvy? Aye aye!

In the film "Back to Black," Marisa Abela be decked herself in the garb of the singer herself, yet the scallywags in the hair and paint crew thought it wise to tame the wild beehive of the lass. Arrr, what a knotty decision!

Arrr mateys! George Miller and Anya Taylor-Joy be takin' on a new adventure in 'Furiosa', ya scurvy dogs!

Arrr, me hearties! George Miller, Anya Taylor-Joy, and their scurvy crew faced a cursed production, plagued by storms and calamities. 'Twas a trial of endurance like no other, but they sailed through with grit and grog in equal measure. Aye, a true tale of pirate perseverance!

Arrr matey, "Back to Black" be just another Amy Winehouse tale? Nay, ye scurvy dogs, we be overboard!

Arrr mateys, they be twistin' the truth like a kraken's tentacle in this Amy Winehouse tale. Her side o' the story be lost like treasure in the deep, buried beneath the Hollywood glitz and glamour. Aye, beware the siren song o' Tinseltown!

"Arrr mateys, 'Babes' be a jolly tale of swashbuckling parents navigatin' the treacherous waters of adultin' with wee ones!"

Avast ye mateys! Ilana Glazer and Michelle Buteau be sailin' the high seas in Pamela Adlon's grand comedy of pregnancy, but alas, it be missin' the mark. 'Tis a comedy that be driftin' like a ship lost at sea, arr!

May 15, 2024

"Arrr, 'Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga' be a tale o' a lonesome swashbuckler seekin' vengeance on the high seas!"

Arrr mateys! The fifth tale in George Miller's saga be tellin' the tale o' how Furiosa, the fierce driver portrayed by Anya Taylor-Joy, came to be. 'Tis a swashbucklin' yarn ye won't want to miss! Shiver me timbers!

Arrr! Francis Ford Coppola be walkin' the plank fer misconduct on the set o' 'Megalopolis'! Aye, the scallywag!

Arrr, me hearties! The scallywag executive producer be claimin' ignorance o' complaints, and speakin' o' the contact as "kind hugs and kisses on the cheek." Methinks he be needin' a keen eye for discernin' proper behavior from a landlubber's folly!

Arrr mateys! Sail into the seas of ‘How to Have a Rumpy with ye Lass,’ ‘Miller’s Lass,’ and other treasure troves!

Arrr, me hearties! This month be bringin' ye some scallywag filmmakers showin' off their skills on the silver screen. Set yer sights on these lasses and their debut films, sure to make ye shout "Shiver me timbers!" on ye subscription streaming services. Aye, me parrot concurs!

Arrr, in Lorelei and the Laser Eyes, me hearties solve puzzles to uncover the secrets o' the past! Aye!

Arr, me hearties! Lorelei and the Laser Eyes be not just a game, but a fine blend of postmodern tales and French cinema flair. Ye best be prepared for a wild ride of swashbuckling adventure and high-seas hijinks! Aye, be a pirate's life for me!

Arr mateys, a new musical be settin' sail on Broadway this fall, ‘Death Becomes Her’ be its name! Aye!

Avast ye mateys! The jolly musical comedy be playin' in Chicago, featurin' the likes o' Megan Hilty and Jennifer Simard. 'Tis based on the 1992 film, so grab yer grog and come aboard for a swashbucklin' good time! Arrr!

Arrr, beware the mighty power of the ‘Planet of the Apes’, ye scurvy dogs! Set sail for adventure!

Arrr, why be this long-running film series so grippin' and effective, ye ask? 'Tis 'cause it don't be monkeyin' around, matey! Aye, stick to the script and ye'll be rewarded with treasure beyond yer wildest dreams!

Arr Mateys! 'Tis a jolly tale of Joel Grey and Eddie Redmayne frolickin' in 'Cabaret', arrr!

Arrr, when two scallywag actors who have portrayed the Emcee many a time crossed paths, they gabbed about fear, courage, and the most scandalous den of iniquity in all of Berlin! Aye, 'twas a jolly good time indeed!

May 14, 2024

Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a grand gathering o' scallywags and swashbucklers at the Cannes Film Festival. Ye best be wearin' yer finest loot on the red carpet!

Arr matey, the most swashbucklin' threads be found at this grand festival with more photo opportunities than ye can shake a peg leg at. Don yer finest garb and strike a pose for the scallywags and buccaneers alike to admire! Aye, 'tis a sight to behold indeed!

Arrr mateys! Cannes be a treasure trove of politics and starlets like Greta Gerwig and Lily Gladstone. Aye!

Arrr mateys, the festival commenced with queries for the jury regarding the likes of Indigenous representation, #MeToo gossip, and other pertinent matters of the day. Ye can bet there be no shortage of lively discourse and heated debates to follow! Aye, 'tis a sight to behold!

Arrr, Betty Buckley be a pirate lass who be singin' new tunes, not the same ol' shanties!

Arr matey! The wench be back on stage at 76, belting out new shanties. She be keen on a daring new adventure with "Sunset Boulevard." Avast! The old sea dog be ready for a swashbuckling good time!

"Arrr matey, 'Pressure': The treacherous alleys of Brixton be as perilous as a pirate's plunderin'!"

Avast ye mateys, word be spreadin' o' Horace Ové’s film 'bout a Trinidadian family makin' a grand reappearance at the Brooklyn Academy of Blimey! 'Tis a sight to behold, a triumphant return indeed! Ye best be settin' sail to catch this flick, lest ye be missin' out on all the fun! Arrr!

Arr matey, this black satire be makin' waves in Hollywood, but methinks 'tis lackin' a bit o' booty!

Arrr, me hearties! These recent tales o' "American Fiction" and "The American Society of Magical Negroes" be havin' some funny bits to 'em, but they paint a mighty small picture o' what it means to be Black. Me thinks they be needin' a broader perspective! Arrr!

May 13, 2024

Arrr, George Clooney be settin' sail for Broadwaaay to make his debut in 'Good Night, and Good Luck'! Aye, matey!

Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! Come next spring, be prepared to witness a grand spectacle on stage, with none other than Clooney himself takin' on the role of the noble journalist Edward R. Murrow. Aye, 'twill be a performance worth seein'!

Arrr, keep ye eyes peeled at Cannes Film Festival for treasure like Tinseltown gossip, swashbuckling films, and fancy attire!

Arrr mateys! Avast ye! The grandest of all festivals be setting sail on Tuesday. We be keepin' a sharp lookout for the finest movies, artists, and events on the horizon. Prepare to set sail for a jolly good time, me hearties!

May 12, 2024

Arrr, Susan Backlinie, the lass who first faced the fierce shark in 'Jaws,' has sailed off to Davy Jones' locker at 77!

Arrr, me hearties! 'Twas the fair maiden Ms. Backlinie who braved the treacherous waters and faced the monstrous beast in the grand spectacle of 1975! Aye, 'twas a sight to behold as the great white shark didst attack with ferocity unmatched! A tale for the ages, indeed!

"Aye mateys, set sail for Roger Corman's finest flicks! Aye, 'tis a treasure trove of cinematic plunder!"

Arrr, the scallywag producer and director be runnin' a school for future stars and filmmakers, aye! Jack Nicholson, Francis Ford Coppola, and Pam Grier be learnin' their craft there, shapin' them into the swashbucklin' legends they be today! Aye, me hearties, 'tis true!

Arrr! ‘The Jinx’ be beholden to a strange film ‘bout Robert Durst, a cursed tale indeed!

Arrr, the moving pictures can have a powerful sway on the minds of men. 'Twas a dastardly scoundrel's fondness for a make-believe character that birthed the HBO series. Aye, the pirate's influence be stranger than a mermaid's kiss!

Arrr, Anya Taylor-Joy be takin' a proper beatin' for 'Furiosa'! She be a true scallywag! Aye matey!

Avast ye scallywags, the lass be sayin' she felt as lonely as a one-legged sailor on a deserted island whilst playin' the lead in "Furiosa." Arr, the poor lass be feelin' all on her lonesome in the midst of makin' that film!

Avast ye scallywags! Roger Corman, purveyor of dreadful films, has sailed off to Davy Jones' locker at 98!

Arrr matey, this scallywag had a shipload of spooky, outlandish and criminal tales under his belt. He even set sail with the likes of Martin Scorsese, Francis Ford Coppola and other young buccaneers, helpin' 'em find their sea legs in the treacherous waters of showbiz. Aye, what a legendary mate indeed!

May 11, 2024

Arrr, the daring damsel Jeannie Epper, famed for her stunts on 'Wonder Woman,' be sailin' into the great beyond at 83.

Arrr! The lass be startin' her adventures by ridin' a horse bareback down a cliff at the tender age o' 9! She be flyin' high on the mighty TV show "Wonder Woman" and takin' on many other daring feats. She be a true swashbuckler!

Arrr, Coralie Fargeat be a fearless lass, not afraid of spillin' blood in 'er films, aye!

Arrr, ye scallywags! The director Coralie Fargeat be a bold lass, not afraid of a little blood and guts in her films. Her latest be a contender for the grand prize at Cannes, sure to make the audience squirm in their seats! Aye, a true treasure for us pirate souls!

Arrr matey, at Cannes, Un Certain Regard be offerin' a right fine perspective fer yer enjoyment! Aye eye, me hearties!

Arrr, mateys! The sidebar may not be gettin' all the booty like the main competition, but 'tis where ye can spy the cinematic treasures of tomorrow! Keep a weather eye on the horizon, me hearties, for there be hidden gems awaitin' in the shadows. Aye!

Arrr matey, at Cannes there be more treasures from India than just Bollywood! Aye, a feast for the eyes!

Arrr mateys, this year's film fest be full of tales from the land of spices and silk! Raise yer tankards to the Indian lads and lasses who spin yarns of independent cinema like true buccaneers. Aye, 'tis a treasure trove of entertainment!

Avast ye mateys! 'Wildcat' be nailin' Flannery O'Connor's essence like a proper scallywag! Arrr!

Those savvy enough to spy her crew of abominations, her musings on Southern society, her conflicted beliefs and muddled thoughts will understand the purpose of this cinematic adventure. Aye, 'tis a wild ride for those with a keen eye! Arrr!

May 10, 2024

Arrr, me hearties! What be your favorite sea shanty to sing while plunderin' the high seas? Share with us!

Avast ye scallywags! Share with us the booty of movie-related albums ye find yerself plunderin' time and time again. Let us hear tales of these musical treasures that tickle yer fancy like a drunken parrot on a rum bender!

Arr me hearties! 'Tis a tale of a village springin' to life in the land of apes. Aye, 'tis a riotous adventure!

Arrr, ye scallywags! The captain Wes Ball be tellin' a tale from his grand film. Listen close, me hearties, as he spins a yarn full of adventure and excitement. Set sail with him on this cinematic journey, savvy? Aye, it be a swashbucklin' good time!

Arr, the Film Academy be seekin' plunder from foreign lands to fund their picture shows. Aye!

Arrr! The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences be raisin' a hefty sum o' gold, aye $500 million, to keep their coffers full and their sails afloat. 'Tis a treasure hunt of grand proportions, me hearties! Let's see if they find the buried doubloons! Arrr!

Arrr! Five fantastical moving pictures o' futures past be ready fer viewin' on yon screen! Set sail and watch!

Arrr mateys! In this month's booty of sci-fi treasures, we be navigatin' through a treacherous pandemic and divinin' the future calamities ahead. Hoist the sails and prepare yer minds for an adventure like no other! Aye, the stars be our guide in these perilous times.

Ahoy mateys! Join me as we dissect the tale of the “Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes” in this jolly scene! Arrr!

Arrr, me hearties! The scallywag Wes Ball be tellin' a tale from his moving picture. Listen well or ye may walk the plank! Ye'll be laughin' like a drunken sailor, I swear on me treasure. Aye, this be a film worth watchin'!

"Avast ye mateys! 'Back to Black' be a treacherous tale o' dramatizin' Amy Winehouse's adventures on th' high seas!"

Arr matey, many a tale be told of the lass's struggle with the cursed fame, but this new picaroon "Back to Black" be more focused on her love affairs. Aye, grab yer popcorn and prepare to set sail on a voyage through her romantic escapades!

Yarrr! Yance Ford be sayin' that policin' and politics be like two peas in a pod, matey! Arrr!

Avast ye scallywags! Yance Ford's latest Netflix adventure may tread familiar waters, but the blend of personal tales and fiery speeches be a potent weapon in the battle for truth. Aye, 'tis a strong argument indeed!

Avast ye mateys! Be forewarned before setting sail to witness 'Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes'! Arrr!

Avast ye! Who be this Caesar fella ye speak of? And how in Davy Jones' locker did them apes learn to jabber like a parrot on a rum bender? Get yer answers about the "Planet of the Apes" tales here, me hearties!

May 9, 2024

Arr matey, ye Chevy Malibu be as uncool as a landlubber's codpiece, but it be makin' a splash in the culture! Arrrr!

Arrr matey, that humble vessel be leavin' a mighty mark on the world o' culture, it be! Aye, me hearties, that car be makin' quite the splash, like a pirate divin' off the plank into the deep blue sea!

Arr matey, we be settin' sail fer a new adventure with that sneaky Gollum takin' the lead! Aargh!

Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that Andy Serkis, the scallywag who brought the creature to life, be settin' sail to direct and star in "The Hunt for Gollum," a grand tale to be told in 2026. Aye, 'tis sure to be a swashbucklin' adventure for all ye landlubbers!

Arrr, a proper chat with the fair Judi Dench be like sailin' smooth waters, by the Jolly Roger!

Arrr matey! These be likened to treasure maps from days of yore. The lass be speakin' of first-night booty, exotic voyages, and tales of departed shipmates. Her latest plunder, penned with Brendan O’Hea, be titled “Shakespeare: The Swashbuckler Who Covers the Tavern Tab.” Arrr!

"Arrr, 'Mother of the Bride' be a tale o' Brooke Shields tangled with an old pirate flame, savvy?"

Arrr, me hearties! Brooke Shields be playin' a lass who be crossin' paths with her scurvy ex-beau at her wee lass's weddin'. 'Tis a tale o' love, laughs, and plenty o' rum in this worn-out romp o' a comedy. Aye, me thinks 'tis time fer a new script! Arrr!

Arrr! Read me review of 'A Prince' and let yonder passions bloom like a fine booty on the high seas!

Arr, me hearties! This tale be full o' sexy shenanigans, deadly secrets, and fierce battles for control. 'Tis a grand yarn from France, showin' the adventures of a young lad growin' into his true self among the trees and flowers. Aye, 'tis a rollickin' good time!

Arrr! 'Aisha' be seekin' refuge in Ireland, a tale worth hearin' from afarrr!

Arrr mateys! The "Black Panther" beauty Letitia Wright be showin' her softer side in this immigrant tale by Frank Berry. And aye, Josh O'Connor from "Challengers" be joinin' the crew as well. Set sail for a grand adventure on the silver screen! Aye aye, captain!

Arrr! Andy Serkis and Owen Teague be settin' sail on the high seas o' the 'Planet of the Apes' franchise, mateys!

Arrr! A parley betwixt Serkis, from the olden “Planet of the Apes” tales, and Teague, the cap'n of the latest film, “Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes.” Methinks there be monkeys a-plenty, but which be the true king of the jungle, I wonder? Aye, a conundrum indeed!

Arr, 'Gasoline Rainbow' be a wild journey to nowhere, me hearties. Buckle up for a wild ride!

Arrr mateys! This yarn be about a wild voyage fer scallywags and misfits, brimmin' with mirth and revelry. Set sail on this fantastical journey and ye'll be filled with glee like a treasure trove of loot! Aye, 'tis a rollicking good time, I tell ye!

May 8, 2024

Arrr, ye scallywags! Disney, Hulu, and Max Streaming Bundle be comin' soon to yer screens! Hoist the remote!

Arrr, 'tis a sight to behold! Disney and Warner Bros. Discovery be joinin' forces like buccaneers on a treasure hunt, showin' their savvy in steerin' through the choppy waters of the entertainment world. Aye, they be settin' sail together, mateys!

Arrr, Britain be messin' wit' me favorite movies, changin' ratings like a scurvy bunch o' landlubbers!

Arrr matey, as the whims o' the cinema lovers change, so too do the rules o' the ratings board! They be reclassifying many a film, such as "Mary Poppins" and "Rocky." Ye best be keepin' an eye out for what they be doin' next!

Yonder review of 'Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes': Aye, Caesar be worthy of praise, me hearties!

Arr matey, this here new tale in the series be like findin' a treasure map leadin' to the fountain of youth! Mythology be transformin' into power, settin' sail for adventure in every chapter. Aye, 'tis a swashbucklin' good time, ye won't want to miss!

Arrr, me hearties! Dan Stevens be drawn to eccentric roles like a moth to a flame, savvy? Aye, 'tis true!

Arrr matey, despite his fancy "Downton Abbey" background, this scallywag in "Godzilla x Kong" and "Abigail" prefers a role that tickles the filmmaker's fancy. Aye, give him a part that brings joy to the captain of the ship!

Arrr, Dan Stevens be drawn to the siren call of eccentric roles like a moth to a flame, matey!

Avast ye scallywags! The matey from "Downton Abbey" be lovin' roles that tickle the fancy o' them filmmakers. He be battlin' monsters in "Godzilla x Kong" and gallivantin' in "Abigail." Aye, he be a proper swashbuckler on the silver screen! Arrr!

Arrr, 'Tale of the Heathens': After War Adventures in the New World, a jolly good yarn! Arrr!

Arr matey, Peter Kass's 1961 film be unearthed and polished up, filled with wild distortions and dark connections. It be makin' its debut in the grand city of New York at Film at Lincoln Center. Avast ye landlubbers, prepare to be amazed!

May 7, 2024

Ye scallywags be yappin' 'bout 'Challengers' endin'. Critics be sharin' their musings on the matter, arrr!

Arrr, the swashbucklin' tennis duel be cut short! We be left wonderin' who be claimin' victory. Avast, does it truly matter in the grand scheme o' things? Let's throw back some grog and ponder this mystery, me hearties!

Arrr, be ye hearin' the news? Robert Downey Jr. be settin' sail fer Broadway in Ayad Akhtar's play!

Arrr matey! The swashbucklin' actor be takin' on the role of an A.I.-curious scribe in "McNeal," settin' sail at Lincoln Center Theater this September. Yo ho ho, it be a tale worth tellin' on the high seas!

May 5, 2024

Arrr! Bernard Hill, the swashbucklin' actor from 'Titanic' and 'Lord of the Rings,' be sailin' to Davy Jones' locker at 79.

With a hearty body, bushy beard and a weathered face, he be the epitome of a sea dog standin' firm 'gainst peril with a tired grin.

Arrr! Laurent Cantet, scallywag filmmaker, sets sail for Davy Jones' Locker at the ripe age o' 63!

Arrr, ye scallywags be talkin' 'bout his famed creation, "The Class," which straddled the line betwixt truth and tale. In that flick and others, he be delvin' into the tangled webs of late-stage capitalism, aye!

May 4, 2024

"Arrr, Barbara O. Jones, the fair lass who breathed life into black cinema, has set sail at the ripe age o' 82."

Yarrr, the wench be makin' waves in films like "Bush Mama" and "Daughters of the Dust," guidin' a crew o' independent filmmakers in their quest fer cinematic treasure. Aye, she be a true swashbuckler of the silver screen!

Be ye ponderin' if 'The Idea of You' be Harry Styles fan fiction, me hearties? Avast, such musings be absurd!

Arrr, the scallywags behind the camera be doin' a better job o' matchin' the stars with their characters than the author did. But by Blackbeard's beard, that don't mean the film owes nothin' to the musician!

Laura Linney be speakin' of the minstrel who doth call to mind her youthful days. Arrr!

Arrr, me hearties! The wench be talkin' 'bout how his voice be makin' her feel all tingly like when ye first set sail on the high seas or when ye first laid eyes on a chest o' gold! Aye, the memories be as sweet as rum!

Arrr, Marlon Wayans be talkin' 'bout his parents meetin' Davy Jones in 'Good Grief'. Aye, a sad tale indeed!

Arrr, me hearties! The jester be chattin' with David Marchese about turnin' into a whole new scallywag after losin' his folks. Aye, he be a changed man, settin' sail on a new course o' life! Har, har, har!

May 3, 2024

Arr, ‘Star Wars’ swashbucklers be fixin' the old films with their crafty edits, aye! Savin' cinematic treasures, they be!

Arr, George Lucas be wishin' fer them films to disappear, but some scallywags spent a whole decade fixin' 'em up like a fine rum. Preservin' the old "Star Wars" trilogy just like ye saw 'em in the picture houses. Aye, may the force be with 'em!

Arrr, mateys! Ahmed Best be boastin' 'bout his role as Jar Jar Binks in 'Star Wars'. Aye, a true legend!

Arrr, Ahmed Best be rememberin' the fierce blowback fer his role in "Phantom Menace," mateys! But fear not, fer now the fans be takin' him in their embrace like a swashbucklin' crew on the high seas! Aye, times be changin' faster than a squall!

Arrr matey, 'tis a tale of the scallywag takin' the blame for the cap'n's misdeeds in "The Fall Guy."

Avast ye scallywags! The cap'n David Leitch be tellin' a tale of his flick with the likes o' Ryan Gosling and Emily Blunt. 'Tis a jolly good time on the high seas of cinema, so grab yer popcorn and prepare to be entertained! Arrr!

Avast ye landlubbers! Behold Ryan Gosling swashbuckling in 'The Fall Guy', performing his own stunt like a true pirate! Arrr!

Arrr! The skipper David Leitch doth spin a yarn 'bout a scene from thar moving picture with Gosling and Emily Blunt. 'Tis a tale sure to shiver yer timbers and tickle yer funny bone, me hearties! Aye, 'tis true!

Avast ye scallywags! Behold five fine foreign flicks to feast yer eyes upon whilst sailin' the digital seas!

Arrr, me hearties! This month's treasures be a Mexican saga of family high seas adventure, a Palestinian voyage of self-discovery, a tale set in a Ukrainian academy of young swashbucklers, and many more hidden gems await! Set sail and discover the wonders of the silver screen, me mateys!

Arrr, should there be a loot for daredevilry? Aye, say the scallywags of 'Fall Guy'! Aye!

Arrr, the scallywags at the academy be keepin' their lips sealed about the chance for gold, but this film be part of a grand scheme to grab a shiny booty that they've been eyein' for over three decades now. Aye, mayhaps 'tis finally our time to shine!

Avast ye! 'The Contestant' be a fine show on Hulu, showin' the ethics o' reality TV in a humorous light.

Arrr, me hearties! This here documentary be spillin' the beans on a peculiar tale of a revolutionary 1998 Japanese telly program, yet it be lackin' in givin' us the whole shebang! Avast ye, mateys, we be needin' more swashbucklin' details to satisfy our curiosity!

Avast ye! Learn the tale of 'Unfrosted' and the true origins of Pop-Tarts, me hearties! Aye, 'tis quite a yarn.

Arr mateys, in his debut at the helm, Jerry Seinfeld be delvin' into the histry of them fruity pastries... or so he thinks. Here be the true tale o' how them pastries came to be, and a challenge to test yer knowledge. Aye aye, captain!

Arrr, Sofia Coppola be mixin' her film fame with lip balm treasures from Augustinus Bader's secret stash! Aye matey!

Arrr, me hearties! This tinted balm be like the swashbucklin' treasures me ol' matey used t' whip up as a lass, tryin' t' mimic the lip color o' a lass in a Roman Polanski film. 'Tis a pirate's dream come true, me mateys! Aye, 'tis!

May 2, 2024

Arrr, be ye tellin' me that scallywags be born good or bad? Methinks 'tis all a load o' bilge!

Avast ye scallywags! Ryusuke Hamaguchi be back with another tale of drama! This time it be about a village in Japan and a scurvy dog tryin' to snatch its land. Will the villagers fight back or be forced to walk the plank? Aye, only time will tell!

"Arrr! This 'slow' review be sayin' we don't need to disrobe, mateys! Keep yer shirts on, ye scallywags!"

Arrr, me hearties! The second tale by the Lithuanian filmmaker Marija Kavtaradze be ponderin' what a shipmate bond be like when ye take out the rumble in the beds. Aye, aye, matey, 'tis a curious question indeed!

"Arrr mateys, 'Jeanne du Barry' be a scandalous tale as dull as a dead parrot on a Sunday mornin'!"

Arrr, Maïwenn be the mastermind behind the film, takin' on the role o' leadin' lady alongside Johnny Depp as Louis XV. Though he be professin' his love fer her, their spark be lackin' like a damp powder keg! Aye, they be needin' some more rum in their grog to ignite that fire!

Arrr mateys, 'The Fall Guy' be full o' Ryan Gosling's antics - Pow! Splat! Ouch! Aye, a rollickin' good time!

Arr matey! The scallywag actor be a swashbuckling stuntman, gallivanting beside the underused lass Emily Blunt, in the newest bone-shaking adventure flick from David Leitch. Aye, 'tis a rollicking good time on the silver screen, ye be sure of that!

Arr mateys, 'tis a jolly good time reading 'Wildcat' Review! Flannery O'Connor's tales be a treasure trove! Arrr!

Avast ye scallywags! Ethan Hawke be joinin' forces wit' his offspring, Maya Hawke, fer a jolly ol' tale o' a peculiar scribbler. 'Tis a tale as haphazard as a drunken sailor on shore leave, but a fine yarn nonetheless, me hearties! Arrrr!

Yarrr matey, I spied the flickering box and found meself transported to a world of adventure and delight! Arrr!

Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a fine flick about bein' a fan in the days of olde, ere the vast seas of the internet didst consume all. A tale of trepidation and delight, sure to shiver yer timbers and tickle yer funny bone! Aye, a must-watch for any landlubber seekin' a laugh!

"Blasted germs be as pesky as barnacles on a ship's hull. Give me a turtle any day, arrr!"

Arrr, Hannah Marks hath crafted a rollicking tale of a scallywag youth plagued by the curse of obsessive-compulsive disorder. 'Tis a treasure trove of adventure and heartache, mateys! Aye, a fine yarn indeed from the pen of John Green.

May 1, 2024

Arrr, me hearties! The finest moving pictures and tales be streaming for ye enjoyment this merry May month!

Avast ye scallywags! "The Idea of You," "Scrublands," "The Big Cigar," and "Hacks" be flowin' like rum on a pirate ship. Set yer eyes on these treasures before they vanish into Davy Jones' locker! Aye, 'tis a jolly good time fer watchin'. A vast ye!

Arrr! Why can't these moving pictures make the Civil War look as terrifying as a shark-infested sea?

Arrr, the swashbuckling scallywag behind the moving pictures be tellin' us that "Civil War" be a cautionary tale. But methinks the bloodshed and chaos be more entertainin' than frightenin'. Ahoy, pass me the popcorn!

April 30, 2024

Arrr, three lasses who once played Elphaba be sailin' for Tony treasure in the show 'Wicked'! Aye, me hearties!

Arrr, Shoshana Bean, Eden Espinosa, and Lindsay Mendez be honored with nominations for their performances in "Hell's Kitchen," "Lempicka," and "Merrily We Roll Along." These lasses be bringin' the thunder on the stage, shiver me timbers!

Arr, me hearties! Daniel Radcliffe be snatchin' a Tony nomination for 'Merrily We Roll Along' like a true swashbuckler!

Arrr! This be Radcliffe's first nod, mateys! Five performances on the grand stages of Broadway, yet the lad be finally gettin' the recognition he rightly deserves. Aye, the seas of show business be a fickle mistress indeed!

Avast ye scallywags! Watch these 10 moving pictures on Netflix afore they set sail in May! Argh!

Arrr mateys! The grand finale of Magic Mike, a tale of a patient with 23 personalities, Baz Luhrmann’s extravaganza "Gatsby", and a copstravaganza with a serious coda befitting the finest of belly laughs. Set sail for a jolly good time!

Avast ye mateys! Shout! TV be a swashbucklin' alternative to Netflix, Hulu and the like. Aye, check it out!

Arrr matey, this be one of the finest free streaming services on the seven seas! 'Tis a treasure trove of entertainment, ye can trust it like ye trust the North Star. Hoist the sails and set course for a jolly good time!

Three mighty tales to plunder on ye digital seas: "The Great Pirate Adventure," "Treasure Island," and "Blackbeard's Booty." Arrr!

Arrr, me hearties! This month's plunder be filled with tales o' a brave director scopin' out a good ol' hometown ritual, a yarn of a wild trickery, and a jolly good time celebratin' student rebellion! Set sail for adventure on the high seas of streamin'! Aye!

April 29, 2024

Arr me hearties! Blue Ivy Carter be settin' sail with Beyoncé in 'Mufasa: The Lion King'. Yo ho ho!

Arrr, it be true! Beyoncé's wee lass be makin' her grand appearance on the silver screen as Kiara, daughter of the mighty Nala and Simba. 'Tis a prequel fit for the gods, mateys! Ye best be grabbin' yer popcorn and settlin' in for a swashbucklin' good time!

Aye, me hearties! 'Tis a crew o' thespians sailin' through 'Uncle Vanya' wit' all the feels ye can imagine!

Avast ye scallywags! Steve Carell, William Jackson Harper, Alison Pill, and Anika Noni Rose be chattin' 'bout a new translation o' Chekhov that lured 'em to the farm. Arrr! The land lubbers be ponderin' the words o' the great playwright, whilst surrounded by chickens 'n cows. Aye, 'tis a sight to see!

Arrr, they be whackin' balls on the big ship's deck like scurvy sea dogs! Aye, challengers be playin' tennis, matey!

Arrr, me hearties! The crew put blood, sweat, and tears into creatin' the swashbucklin' competition scenes in Luca Guadagnino’s love-triangle tennis tale. Join me as we dive deep into the makin' of these lively moments on the high seas! Aye, it be a wild ride, mateys!

April 28, 2024

Arrr, Hollywood be gettin' spicy once more with 'Challengers' and 'Saltburn'! Aye, the rum be flowin'!

Arrr mateys, the scurvy studios be fixated on PG-13 fare and cartoons, but fear not! Films like "Challengers" and "Saltburn" be bringin' back the saucy swashbucklin' to the silver screen. Raise yer grog in celebration, for the return of the erotic entertainment!

April 27, 2024

Arrr, aye mateys! Listen to Anne Hathaway spill the beans on 'The Interview' Podcast, ye scallywags! Aye!

Arrr! The lass be spillin' her secrets to that scallywag, David Marchese, on 'The Interview' debut. She be learnin' to toss aside the opinions of landlubbers and set sail on her own course. Aye, she be takin' the helm of her own ship, savvy?

April 26, 2024

Yarrr, Steve Carell be a bumbling land lubber in 'Uncle Vanya'. A comic treasure, me hearties!

Arr, this Chekhov fella be a fine writer, his words be like a treasure map leadin' to wit and beauty. But alas, he be missin' the key to it all! Aye, like a ship without a sail, his tales lackin' the heart, matey!

Avast ye scallywags! Five frightful flicks to stream on thine device, lest ye wish to walk the plank!

Arrr mateys! This month's treasures be swashbucklin' tales of demonic forces from Mexico, Mongolia, small-town America and the fiery depths of hell! Prepare to be shiverin' yer timbers and clutchin' yer doubloons as ye read these devilish yarns! Aye, the loot be plentiful!

Arrr mateys! Watch as Mike Faist and Josh O'Connor duel o'er churros in 'Challengers', ye scurvy landlubbers!

Arrr, the scallywag Luca Guadagnino be tellin' a tale o' high tension betwixt the two landlubbers! Aye, 'tis a scene fit for Davy Jones himself to witness, with more drama than a mutiny aboard the Black Pearl! Aarrgggh!

Avast ye landlubbers! 'Tis a tale of brave souls and daring challenges in the latest scene from "Challengers!" Arrr!

Avast ye scallywags! The cap'n Luca Guadagnino spins a yarn 'bout a scene from his cinematic tale, starring Josh O'Connor and Mike Faist. 'Tis a fine spectacle, me hearties, worth watchin' on the silver screen! Arrr!

"Arrr, this be a fine tale of James Hamilton's sea treasures captured in moving pictures, mateys!"

Arrr, a fine tale be told of the legendary snapper James Hamilton in a moving picture show! Raise yer tankards and feast yer eyes on his captured treasures, lest ye be branded a scallywag by Davy Jones himself! Huzzah!

Arrr, me hearties! 8 new flicks our scallywag critics be yammerin' about this week. Shiver me timbers!

Arrr mateys! Whether ye be a landlubber or a seasoned sailor, our scurvy reviewers reckon these flicks be worth a gander. So batten down the hatches and set sail for the silver screen, ye won't be disappointed!

Arrr, me hearties! The Royal Hotel be a treasure trove, and Zola be a gem worth streamin'! Aye, mateys!

Arr matey! Ye best be settin' sail fer some female-centered buddy comedies, rom-coms, and Outback thrillers on ye subscription streamers this month. 'Tis treasure worth findin' in the vast sea o' entertainment, aye! Arrr!

April 25, 2024

Arr mateys! Ye got Zendaya, Luca Guadagnino, Josh O’Connor and Mike Faist aboard the good ship 'Challengers'!

Ahoy there, me hearties! 'Tis a tale of Zendaya, Josh O'Connor, and Mike Faist, three swashbuckling tennis pros, and their captain, Luca Guadagnino, spinnin' yarns of ambition, jealousy, and the "erotic amusement" of their latest moving picture. Avast, me mateys, prepare to be entertained! Arrr!

Yarr, 'Challengers' be a jolly good game for findin' love matches on the high seas! Aye, me hearties!

Arrr, me hearties! Zendaya, Josh O'Connor, and Mike Faist be swashbucklin' together as friends, lovers, and scurvy foes on the tennis court in Luca Guadagnino's newest tale. 'Tis a jolly good time to be had by all, me thinks! Arrr!

"Arrr, 'Nowhere Special' be a tale of old mates findin' new kin. A jolly good watch, me hearties!"

Arr matey, this heart-wrenching tale be 'bout a swashbucklin' dad makin' grand plans fer his wee buccaneer afore meetin' Davy Jones. Aye, ye best be havin' yer hankies ready, me hearties!

Yarrrr! 'Infested' be a bug-infested mess, mateys! Avoid like the plague! Aye, it be a real swarmy disaster!

Arrr mateys! A cursed abode in Paris be infested with bloodthirsty spiders and clumsy symbolism in this swift and cunning maiden voyage of a film. Shiver me timbers, ye best be keepin' an eye out for them eight-legged scallywags!

"Arr, this be a shanty worth singin' for yer beloved. Aye, a heart as true as a pirate's treasure!"

Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags in this here clan be known for their tuneful shanties, winnin' five Grammy Awards for their holy tunes. Aye, they be true believers in the power o' music to lift the spirit and soothe the soul. Aye, me ears be ringin' with joy!

"Arrr, 'Terrestrial Verses' be like a treasure map leadin' to Iran's secret booty of poetic plunder. Yarrr!"

Arrr, ye average landlubber from Persia be caught in a convoluted web o' regulations and petty grievances in these swashbucklin' tales. Aye, 'tis a treacherous journey through the maze o' Persian life, full o' twists and turns fit for a scallywag's delight. Aye, me hearties!

"Arrr! 'Tis a moral quandary and feast fit fer scallywags. Aye, a rollicking good read, me hearties!"

Arrr, me hearties! Caitlin Cronenberg's maiden voyage be a tale set in a world of great distress, as real as a stolen treasure map! Aye, ye be believin' it, or walkin' the plank!

Arrr, 'The Feeling' be like a calm sea of indifference, aye, not even a single shade of excitement to be found.

In the bawdy tale 'The Feeling That the Time for Doing Something Has Passed,' fair Joanna Arnow doth keep her scenes brief and her visage devoid of emotion. Aye, 'tis a comical sight indeed, me hearties!

April 24, 2024

Ye scurvy dogs, behold the footage of the mishap that sent 'The Pickup' crew runnin' fer the medic! Arrr!

Arrr! The clash on the set of "The Pickup" be under scrutiny. The moving picture shows a mighty armored vessel and a swift S.U.V. swerving off the path afore the vessel be toppled onto the wee vehicle. Aye, a right spectacle indeed!

Arrr mateys, the captain be smitten with Nicole Kidman's acting prowess and dazzling beauty on the silver screen. Aye!

Arr matey, as the wench be gettin' a fancy award from the American Film Institute, five scallywags be chattin' about what makes her performances stand out like a shiny trinket on a pirate's chest. Her work be as rare as a mermaid's tear!

April 23, 2024

Arrr, 'Mary Jane' be a tale of high-seas adventure in the treacherous waters of parenthood. Aye, intensive care indeed!

Arr matey! The heartbreaker by Amy Herzog hath sailed onto Broadway, with Rachel McAdams playin' the alarmingly cheerful mother of a dreadfully ill child. Aye, 'tis a tale that'll have ye laughin' and cryin' on the high seas of the theater!

Arrr! Sydney Sweeney and Glen Powell be tellin' how 'Anyone but You' went from scurvy to treasure! Aye matey!

Arrr mateys! The film, a scallywag on Netflix, be flopping at the box office but now be sailing with the wind as a treasure trove of success. Here be the loot of their thoughts after watchin' it. Aye!

April 21, 2024

Avast ye mateys, Lourdes Portillo, the swashbucklin' filmmaker, has set sail for Davy Jones' locker at 80 years old!

Arrr, her moving pictures be tellin' tales of Latin American adventures, and they be fetchin' much praise from the land lubbers. Aye, 'tis a treasure trove of cinematic excellence, me hearties!

"Ye olde 'Cabaret' be a riotous affair, with much jigging and hollering as we sail off the edge of the world!"

Avast ye, me hearties! Eddie Redmayne and Gayle Rankin be takin' the stage in a Broadway show that be tearin' through the seas like a whirlwind, leavin' no quarter for the old musical from 1966! Aye, 'tis a rip-roarin' good time!

Arrr, 'Catfish,' th' Show That Foretold America's Confusing Digital Fate. Aye, mateys, beware o' false fish in th' sea!

Arrr, mateys! 'Tis been a dozen moons since the MTV show "Catfish" set sail 'cross the American seas, showin' us all the troubles that come when love and gadgets clash. 'Tis a treacherous journey indeed, beware ye hearties!

April 20, 2024

"Arrr, Alfred Molina be speakin' of the museum he never be missin' whilst in New York, savvy mateys!"

"Arrr mateys, whenever I be in the city, I pay a visit," said the scallywag, who be treading the boards in "Uncle Vanya" on Broadway. Aye, me hearties, I be a swashbuckling actor, savvy?"

Arrr matey, 'tis but one ship, yet countless spirits be lurking within 'The Amityville Horror' abode! Aye!

Arrr mateys! The infamous tale of the "Amityville Horror" hath birthed over 45 followin' films. Let us delve into why this cursed name still be hauntin' the seas of horror cinema. Aye, beware the ghostly tales that lurk in the shadows! A-har!

April 19, 2024

"Five hearty flicks ye can stream this moment, arrr! Set sail for adventure on the high seas of cinema!"

Avast ye scurvy dogs! This month's treasures be full o' tales of cutthroats, a stranger on the road, a sturdy mason, and aye, much more! Set yer sights on these adventures and ye be in for a jolly good time, mayhaps even find some buried booty along the way! Arrr!

Arrr, 8 new moving pictures be catching the eye of our shipmates this week, savvy?

Arr matey! Whether ye be a landlubber or a seafaring buccaneer, our scribes reckon these flicks be worth a gander, even if ye don't intend to set foot in the cinema. Give yer peepers a treat with their tales of adventure and intrigue! Arrr!

Ken Loach be championing the scallywags and swashbucklers of the world, arrr! Aye, he be a true hero!

Arr, me hearties! The films of this scallywag director be all about stickin' together like a crew on a ship. So head to the Film Forum and see for yerself how he keeps the spirit of working-class solidarity alive on the silver screen! Arrr!

4 tales of kin folk grappling with the wily curse of forgetfulness in "Documentaries of Dementia" - aye!

Arrrr, mateys! In them flicks like “Little Empty Boxes”, ye find the heart-wrenchin’ tale o’ memory loss mixed with grander societal reckonings. Aye, ‘tis a real tearjerker, but also a ponderous look into our very souls. Yarrr!

Arrr, me hearties, this be a fine tale of battles in the skies betwixt stars and scallywags! Aye!

Arrr mateys, this flick be a bewildering hodgepodge o' imitations! 'Tis not be treasure, but ye can't deny it be a sight to behold! Zack Snyder's creation be a curious beast indeed, aye!

April 18, 2024

The Ministry of Unmannerly Warfare be a rollicking good read on war, not too taxing on the brain! Arrr!

Arrr, me hearties! Guy Ritchie's latest be the epitome of a ship movie, yet 'tis not quite a treasure worth seekin'. Set sail elsewhere for a jollier adventure, me mateys!

Arrr, 'Stress Positions' be causin' quite the ruckus, like a barrel o' monkeys runnin' amok on deck!

Arrr mateys! Theda Hammel's uproarious quarantine tale be takin' a sharp cutlass to them white gay swashbucklers, mixin' fact, fiction, and real experiences like a rum-soaked stew. 'Tis a rollickin' good time on the high seas o' comedy!

Arrr mateys! 'Blood for Dust' be so dire, ye might be thinkin' ye be sailin' through straits of despair!

Avast ye! This swashbucklin' tale o' drug-runnin', wit' Scoot McNairy at th' helm, be as heavy as a barnacle-covered treasure chest. 'Tis a ponderous journey through th' high seas o' crime, me hearties! Arrr!

"Arrr, 'Abigail' be a frightful tale, more predictable than a treasure map marked 'X'!"

Avast ye scallywags! In this jolly tale of a vampire trapped in a decrepit manor with a motley crew of fools, will there be bloodshed aplenty? Aye, me hearties, you can bet your doubloons on it! Prepare to be entertained, or walk the plank! Arrr!

Arr matey! 'Tis a jolly good tale of wee lads and lasses, seen through the spyglass of adulthood. Aye!

Arr mateys, Minhal Baig's third feature be tellin' the tale of two lads in a public housing complex in Chicago, as they be escapin' reality by creatin' their own fantastical realms. 'Tis a grand adventure on the silver screen, ye scallywags!

Avast ye landlubbers! 'Egoist' be a tale of love and treachery like no other, arrr! Aye, matey!

In this grand tale of love and longing, a lonesome swashbuckler of a fashion scribe in Tokyo crosses paths with a sneaky privateer of a body sculptor. Ahoy, me hearties! Will their fates be intertwined, or will they be marooned in solitude forevermore? Aye, only time will tell!

April 17, 2024

Arrr, ‘The Wiz’ be back on th' Broadway stage, a black classic fer all to enjoy!

Arrrr, nearly half a century since its maiden voyage, this classic Black rendition of “The Wizard of Oz” be attemptin' to freshen up its age-old brew. Aye, let's see if they can sprinkle some magic pixie dust on this old sea dog!

Avast ye mateys! The lineup for the 2024 Tribeca Festival hath been unveiled for all to see! Arr!

Arrr! The scallywags in charge o' the annual New York event have unveiled the lineup for June - tales o' Linda Perry and Avicii bein' showcased on the silver screen. Prepare to set sail on a cinematic adventure, me hearties!

"Arrr mateys, Denis Villeneuve be spillin' the beans on 'Dune: Part Two' like a pirate with a treasure map!"

Arr, me hearties! He doth spill the beans on why Lady Jessica be sportin' such a plethora of tattoos on her fair visage, whether young Paul fancies himself the Messiah, and his thoughts on them scurvy Javier Bardem memes. Aye, 'tis a tale worth hearin'!

April 16, 2024

Arrr! The participant in moving pictures with a conscience be throwin' in the towel, mateys! Farewell to ye!

Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags at the company be makin' many a hit o'er the years, but their treasure chest be lookin' a bit empty. The waters be rough in the world o' entertainment, but they be sailin' on!

Arrr! Ye scallywags be gettin' a chance to watch 'Let It Be' after 54 years on Disney+! Aye, aye!

Arrr, mateys! Michael Lindsay-Hogg's forgotten tale, the inspiration for Peter Jackson's "Get Back," be settin' sail on Disney+. Be it a hidden treasure or a cursed relic, ye best be keepin' a weather eye on this here documentary! Aye, the rum be flowin'!

"Ye olde 'Man's Castle': Swashbucklin' romance, treacherous tides await ye landlubbers!" Arrr!

Yarrr! The 1933 film with Spencer Tracy be back to its full glory and be shown at the Museum of Modern Art. It be a bit cheeky and mysterious, like a hidden treasure waiting to be discovered. Aye, it be a must-see for all ye scallywags!

Arrr, they be clever scallywags in the art of storytelling, aye, they be! A twist ye won't be forgettin'!

Arr mateys! The swashbucklin' tale from Alex Garland be endin' with a bangin' sequence in the heart o' the nation's capital. Come ye and see the secrets of how 'twas all done! Aye, 'tis a sight to behold, me hearties!

April 15, 2024

Arrr, 'The Landlubber' review: Aye, lost on the high seas o' the freeway, me hearties!

Arr matey! Avast ye landlubbers! This thrilling tale on Hulu stars Maika Monroe as Clare, a Kansas lass in Los Angeles who be like Dorothy in Oz. Ye best be settlin' in fer a wild ride on the high seas of entertainment! Arrr!

Arrr! 'Tis tales o' the Civil War, Sasquatch Sunset, and other newfangled moving pictures our critics be nattering on about.

Arr matey! Whether ye be a scallywag who only be seein' a film now and then, or a true seadog who watches 'em all, our critics reckon these pictures be worth learnin' 'bout, even if ye don't intend to lay eyes on 'em. Aye, tis true!

April 14, 2024

Arrr, 'Civil War' be plunderin' the box office treasure like a scurvy dog on the high seas!

Avast ye scallywags! Alex Garland's moving picture, featuring the fair maiden Kirsten Dunst, be besting "Godzilla x Kong" at the box office with a hefty sum of $25.7 million in gold doubloons on its maiden voyage in North America! Arrr, what a swashbuckling success!

Arrr! Prince Harry be strutting on the polo field, showin' off for the scurvy dogs at Netflix! Arrr matey!

Arrr mateys! 'Tis said that the Duke of Sussex did battle in a match in South Florida on Friday, a mere day after the decree that he be embarking on a new Netflix venture relating to the noble sport of polo. Avast, me hearties!

Arrr! These films be showin' lasses breakin' the mold, not tellin' their secrets in the usual way! Aye!

Avast ye scallywags! "Love Lies Bleeding," "Bottoms," and "Drive-Away Dolls" be sailin' the high seas of lesbos tales, causin' mischief and mayhem wherever they roam. Join their crew for a rollickin' adventure filled with swashbucklin' shenanigans!

Arrr! Netflix be carin' about the viewers now, not jus' fancy directors. Savvy? Me hearties!

Arrr, me hearties! Dan Lin, the scurvy dog in charge of the moving pictures at the streaming service, be aimin' to fill our silver screens with a bounty of films to tickle the fancy of all ye scallywags aboard the ship. Aye, me eyes be eagerly awaitin'!

April 13, 2024

Arrr, this newfangled A.I. be muckin' up the films. The critics be cryin' like landlubbers!

Arrr, them scurvy dogs be usin' contraptions called machine-learnin' to fix up old films for the fancy home videos. But alas, some landlubbers be squawkin' like parrots about the changes. Avast ye, can't please everyone in this digital age!

April 12, 2024

Avast ye! Eleanor Coppola, who told tales of her kin's moviemaking, hath set sail for Davy Jones' locker at 87. Arrr!

Yarrr, the lass be makin' moving pictures o' her mate Francis Ford Coppola's grand tales o' war and her daughter Sofia Coppola's tragic tales o' love. She then be writin' down their adventures in parchment scrolls. Aye, a talented scribe she be!

Arrr! The O.J. Simpson trial be makin' comics walk the plank with their roasts, matey! Aye, a fine mess!

Arrr, Norm Macdonald and Jay Leno be prattlin' on about them double homicides so much, ye'd think they were tryin' to solve the mystery themselves! David Letterman be standin' out like a landlubber for not joinin' in on the japes. Har, har!

Avast ye landlubbers! Alain Delon be struttin' his stuff in a grand showcase o' his finest piratical performances! Arrr!

Avast ye mateys! The French swashbuckler be takin' the stage at Film Forum, showin' off his cinematic treasures from the days of yore. 'Twas a time when he captured the hearts of lasses and scallywags alike, settin' sail for cinematic glory! Arrrr!

Arrr, set yer sights on these five fantastical moving pictures to stream at once, ye scurvy dogs!

Avast ye scallywags! Set sail on this month's fantastical journey through dreams and multiverses. Take a sharp turn at the portals, then reverse course for a bit of time travel shenanigans. Aye, 'tis a treasure trove of sci-fi adventures awaitin' ye!

Arrr mateys! 'Tis a battle of the civilized folk in this here scene dissected for ye viewing pleasure!

Arrr mateys, the scallywag Alex Garland be spinnin' a tale from his moving picture! Set yer sights on this here film, lest ye be walkin' the plank! Listen well, ye scurvy dogs, as Garland guides ye through his cinematic masterpiece! Aye, tis a sight to behold!

Avast ye scoundrels! 'Brandy Hellville' be a documentarrry o' cults that be a real swashbucklin' good time! Arrr!

Arrr, this moving picture be delvin' into the devious ways o' the merchant and be resemblin' tales of cults! 'Tis a swashbucklin' adventure through the treacherous waters o' retail trickery! Aye, beware the sly tactics and stay sharp, me hearties!

Arrr mateys, the O.J. Simpson White Bronco be on display in a museum in Tennessee, yarrr!

Arrr! The ship that Simpson scurried away in while 95 million landlubbers gazed upon their boxes is now on exhibit at the Alcatraz East Crime Museum in Pigeon Forge, Tenn. Go see it, me hearties, and marvel at the daring escape!

Arrr, 7 new flicks be makin' waves amongst the scurvy landlubber critics this week! Aye, be watchin'!

Arr matey! Whether ye be a landlubber just passin' the time or a true connoisseur o' the silver screen, our mateys reckon these films be worth a gander, even if ye don't be plannin' to watch 'em. Aye, prepare to be entertained, me hearties!

April 11, 2024

Aye mateys, afore he became notorious, O.J. Simpson's theatrics be what put him on th' map! Arrr!

Simpson, a scallywag of the high seas, did dabble in the art of acting whilst still a mighty football star, starring in such swashbuckling tales as "Roots," "The Towering Inferno," and the "Naked Gun" films. A true Renaissance buccaneer, if ye ask me! Arrr!

Arrr, we be fightin' ourselves yet again in this Civil War review. The scallywags! Me hearties, it be us!

Arrr, mateys! In Garland's gritty film, a band of scribblers, with the fair maiden Dunst brandishing a camera, sail through a land torn by strife. Avast, 'tis a tale of yonder America battling its own demons!

Arrr! Academy Museum be tellin' tales o' Hollywood's Jewish past, by thunder! Hoist the Jolly Roger, me hearties!

Arrr, ye scallywags be complainin' 'bout the museum not givin' them Jewish pioneers their due! Well, I say we hoist the Jolly Roger and make 'em walk the plank for ignorin' such important booty in the history of the film industry!

Arrr, me hearties! Be settin' sail fer a jolly retrospect on 'Dawn of the Dead' at 45 years young!

Arrr, me hearties! Take a gander at George A. Romero's swashbucklin' film, a true treasure in the realm of horror flicks! It be gettin' a grand revival on the big screen, sure to shiver yer timbers and give ye a good fright! Aye, 'tis a must-see fer all ye landlubbers!

Avast ye scallywags! The Cannes Festival be revealin' its 2024 treasures, includin' a film from Francis Ford Coppola! Arrr!

Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags in charge have revealed a grand selection of moving pictures from the likes of Yorgos Lanthimos, David Cronenberg, and Paul Schrader. Get ready to set sail on a cinematic adventure like no other! Aye, aye, captain!

Arrr, Alex Garland be makin' a film 'bout the Civil War today, 'tis sure to be a rollickin' good time!

Avast ye landlubbers! Aye, ere his play hit the stage, the scallywag scribe be in hot water o'er his tale of a splittin' America, with Texas and California joinin' forces. Yarrr, be the critics walkin' the plank o'er this controversy!

Arr matey, 'Sasquatch Sunset' be a tale o' giant feet and tiny noggins, a laughin' good time on the high seas!

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Four bewhiskered scallywags, Jesse Eisenberg and Riley Keough among 'em, be donning fantastical guises in this delightfully daft flick. 'Tis a sight to behold, me hearties! Aye, a rollicking good time awaits ye!

Arrr, mateys! 'The Greatest Hits' be a treasure worth sailin' back in time for, mark me words!

Arr matey, this flick be like a ship without a compass! Aye, 'tis a tale of tunes and sorrow that be lackin' in direction. 'Tis like a scurvy dog with no teeth, all bark and no bite! Shiver me timbers!

Arr, 'In Flames' be a tale of terror on the high seas, where the patriarchs be gettin' what they deserve!

Arrr, in a far-off land called Pakistan, there be a tale of a lass and her kin, surrounded by scurvy dogs. The yarn be twistin' from reality to adventure, leadin' to heart-racin' escapades. Aye, 'tis a tale worth hearin'!

April 10, 2024

Arr matey, "‘Tis Only Life After All’ Review: A documentary on the Indigo Wenches be worth watchin' indeed! Aye!

Arr matey, the captain Alexandria Bombach was blessed by the musician Amy Ray's treasure trove of knowledge in this heartwarming tale on the silver screen. Aye, 'twas a grand adventure indeed!

Avast ye! The tale of 'Sasquatch Sunset' be a treasure worth discoverin', mateys! Scurvy dogs beware! Arrr!

"Arrr, "Sasquatch Sunset" be showin' them creatures in their natural habitat! We be havin' more questions than a parrot have feathers, but fear not, the crew be spillin' all the secrets like a barrel o' rum at a pirate's feast."

April 9, 2024

Arrr, the scallywag Trevor Griffiths, a scribbler of words for the stage and screen, has shuffled off this mortal coil at 88.

Arrr matey! The captain Mehmet Ergen be sayin' that art be crucial fer stirrin' up social change, aye! Everything be political on this ship, from the paintin's on the wall to the rum in our bellies. Aye, let's make some waves, me hearties!

Arrr, Downtown Los Angeles be throwin' more doubloons at the arts - aye, they be rollin' the dice again!

Avast ye scurvy landlubbers! The plague be takin' a toll on the city centers and cultural haunts. What be the fate of Los Angeles, whose very heart be relyin' on the arts to keep the rum flowin' and the jolly rogers flyin'? Aye, tis a conundrum indeed!

April 8, 2024

Arrr, filmmakers be drawn t'Patricia Highsmith's Ripley like a sailor be drawn t'treasure! It be a fine tale indeed!

Arrr matey, in the latest series and in five afore movies, the scallywag be a blank parchment for explorin' the morals and worries of the age. Aye, a true treasure trove for them landlubbers seekin' wisdom and learnin' on the silver screen!

Arrr, Rufus Sewell be a gasping prince in 'Scoop', lookin' like he be chokin' on a fish bone! Arrr!

In the latest moving picture, "Scoop," now available for viewing on the Netflix, Rufus Sewell portrays the hapless nobleman stumbling through a recent parley with the BBC in the year of our Lord 2019. Aye, 'tis a sight to behold, me hearties!

The finest treasure to watch: swindles, plots, and costly fibs, arrr! Aye, ye must give it a go!

Arrr, me hearties! Feast yer eyes on these treasures from the high seas of entertainment - four picks that show the cunning ways of the con! From moving pictures to audio tales, these be the finest loot for any scallywag worth their salt! Aye, beware the swindlers!

April 6, 2024

To thrive and prosper, mimic the ways of George Takei, yarrr!

Arrr, me hearties! The "Star Trek" scallywag and scribbler of the new younglings' tome "My Lost Freedom" be all about the grog of green tea and the scurvy-fighting antioxidants. "I drink it every day, from dawn 'til dusk. I be a addict," he confesses.

April 5, 2024

Arrr, ye scallywags be defendin' 'Zone of Interest' speech at the Oscars, says Jewish film crew. What a hullabaloo!

Avast ye, me hearties! The scallywag Jonathan Glazer made bold remarks 'bout Israel whilst acceptin' his treasure, the Oscar. This drew a letter o' support 'pon his sails, after facin' much criticism from the landlubbers last moon. Aye, the seas be rough, but Glazer sails on!

Arr, the Jewish film artists be defendin' their Oscars speech in the 'Zone of Interest' like true scallywags!

Avast ye scallywags! The director Jonathan Glazer be gettin' a letter o' support after makin' remarks 'bout Israel whilst acceptin' his Oscar for "The Zone of Interest." Arrr, methinks he be standin' by his words like a true swashbuckler! Arrr!

"Arrr, Mateys! This Monkey Man be filled with jests, Dev Patel be takin' a beatin' like a good sport!"

Arrr, Dev Patel be takin' blow after blow as Kid, a scallywag who be plannin' to get revenge for a past slight. The hits be flyin' like cannonballs in this fast-paced tale of woe and redemption. Gather yer crew and set sail for a wild ride on the high seas!

Arrr! Five foreign flicks to stream on ye device this instant, matey! Get to it, ye scallywag!

Arrr mateys! This month's treasures be a twisty Argentine tale, a gutting Syrian scroll, a picture show 'bout a queer club in China, and other fine booty. Set sail for adventure and plunder these cinematic treasures! Aye, ye won't be disappointed.

Arrr, makin' moving pictures 'bout landlubbers, now all the rage among the scallywags on the high seas!

Arrr mateys, this Goran Stolevski scallywag, hailing from the land of North Macedonia and having a taste of the Aussie life, be churning out three swashbuckling films in as many years, each overflowing with untamed passion and reckless abandon. Aye, ye best be keeping an eye on this one!

Arrr, when a hairy beast be settin' foot in Central Park, ye best grab yer spyglass and brace yerself for a wild rumble!

Arr matey, 'twas a grand sight to see! A scallywag in full sasquatch garb, traipsin' through Central Park like a landlubber lost at sea. 'Twas a publicity stunt fit for a buccaneer's tale, sure to draw in a crowd o' curious landlubbers. Aye, 'twas a sight to behold!

Arr, me hearties! Woody Allen's silent flick "Coup de Chance" be a mutinous milestone in cinema! Aye!

Arrr mateys! "Coup de Chance," a treasure of a film, be finally makin' its way to the shores of the United States after makin' a splash in Europe. Ye best be grabbin' yer popcorn and settlin' in for some swashbucklin' entertainment!

Arrr! Why Arthur Jafa be changin' the endin' of Scorsese's tale in 'Taxi Driver' remake? The scurvy dog!

Arrr, the scallywag artist be returnin' to his filmmakin' beginnings, takin' a closer gander at the racial hints in Martin Scorsese's treasure, '75 flick. Ye best be preparin' for a new perspective, me hearties!

Arrr! 'Tis a tale of lads and lasses learnin' the ways o' politics on the high seas of youth!

Arrr, mateys! These two scrolls be tellin' tales of young lads and lasses preparin' for their voyage into the treacherous waters of adulthood. But be warned, the path they tread be laden with obstacles, as different as night and day. Aye, the sea be full of surprises!

Steerin' 'Monkey Man,' Dev Patel becometh a swashbucklin' hero of the high seas! Arrr matey!

Arrr mateys, behold the debut of "Monkey Man" by Dev Patel, a swashbucklin' tale of the high seas! The lad be takin' on roles fit for a scallywag, joinin' the ranks of performers known for their dramatic prowess. Aye, a fine addition to our crew!

April 3, 2024

Arr matey! Eli Noyes, the swashbucklin' animator who be turnin' clay and sand into fine art, be sailin' to Davy Jones' locker at 81 years old.

Arrr matey, his clever "moving pictures" be inspirin' a slew o' young scallywags, even them who made Wallace and Gromit! Aye, he be a pioneer in the art o' makin' things move like magic on the screen!

Arrr, at the New Directors/New Films, the young scallywags be not all right (nor be anyone else, me hearty!)

Arrr, me hearties! This year's fest be full of fancy art-house flicks, but fear not, there be treasures among 'em where wee scallywags and old sea dogs be fightin' their inner child. Aye, 'tis worth a sail!

Arrr! Julia Stiles be sailin' the seas 25 years after swashbucklin' in "10 Things I Hate About You"! Aye!

Arrr matey! Twenty-five years hence, this lass be still holdin' true to the ideals of her most famous character from "10 Things I Hate About You." Aye, she be standin' out among the young stars of our time, aye!

Arrr, the #MeToo be stuck in France, but Judith Godrèche be shiverin' things up! Aye, bring on the change!

Arrr, Judith Godrèche be claimin' that the scurvy dogs in the French movie industry be treatin' children and lasses poorly. But now, it seems that the land lubbers be payin' more attention to her words. Aye, the tides be changin' me hearties!

April 2, 2024

Avast ye! The finest moving pictures and tales be streaming in April, mateys! Set yer spyglass on 'em! Arrr!

Arr mateys, ye can be watchin' "Fallout," "Girls State," and a special tale of the dreaded Bluey on the streaming service. Avast ye, sit back and enjoy the entertainment from the comfort of yer own ship! Aye, 'tis a fine time to be a pirate indeed!

April 1, 2024

"Arrr, Barbara Rush be settin' sail for Davy Jones' locker at the ripe ol' age o' 97! Fair winds, lassie."

Arrr, that lass be awarded a Golden Globe in 1954 fer bein' a risin' star o' the silver screen! She sailed alongside the likes o' Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra, and Paul Newman in her movin' pictures. Aye, she be a true treasure worth watchin'!

Arrr, in 'Godzilla x Kong,' destruction abounds, but little care be had for the mayhem! Aye!

Arrr, this latest tale in the Monsterverse be full of chaos and calamity, with nary a thought for the poor souls who meet their fate! 'Tis a spectacle of mayhem and madness, me hearties! Yarrr!

Beware ye landlubbers! 'Tis the tale of 'The People's Joker' and the dangers of trifling with a studio's copyright! Arrr!

Arrr, Vera Drew be mixin' the Batman scallywag with a tale of a trans lad comin' of age. When the swashbucklers at Warner Bros. got wind o' it, the filmmaker be sweatin' like a landlubber walkin' the plank. What be the next move in this epic saga, ye reckon? Heave ho!

March 29, 2024

Avast ye scallywags! Paula Weinstein, a Hollywood veteran and political swashbuckler, has sailed off into the great beyond at 78 years old. Fare thee well, matey!

Yarr, bein' raised by a fiery rebel of the McCarthy era, the producer and journalist Hannah Weinstein, she did follow her mother's swashbucklin' path into the realm o' moving pictures and television, advocatin' fer causes and takin' bold action on the high seas.

Arr matey! Louis Gossett Jr. be settin' sail from 'An Officer and a Gentleman' to 'The Color Purple'. Full speed ahead!

Yarr matey, the scallywag's talent be as vast as the seven seas! From swashbucklin' in "Roots," to sailin' as a gentleman in "An Officer and a Gentleman," and even throwin' punches in "Diggstown," he be a true pirate of the stage! Aye!

Avast ye mateys! Louis Gossett Jr., 87, hath set sail for Davy Jones' locker. Fair winds and following seas!

Arrr matey, his actin' as a drill master won him the precious Oscar for supportin' role. He be the pioneer of Black performers to claim such a treasure in that category. Aye, he be settin' sail for greatness!

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Three fine tales to stream 'cross thine device. Aye, set sail and enjoy the adventure!

Avast ye mateys! This month's treasures be Ethan Coen's tale of a rock 'n' roll legend, Frederick Wiseman's journey through gourmet delights, and a scorching look at the affliction known as PTSD. Hoist the sails and set course for adventure! Arrrgh!

Arrr! A Georgia port be revelin' in a treasure trove o' movin' pictures! The Crown be settin' the tab, ye scurvy dogs!

Arrr, when moving pictures be filmed in Thomasville, Ga., it be bringin' in famous folk and plenty o' gold. But these incentives be plunderin' the state's coffers o' billions. Aye, be a fine mess we be in!

Arr mateys, set sail on yon digital seas to discover five frightful films fer yer watchin' pleasure. Aye!

Avast ye mateys! This month's tales be filled with fanatic preachers, bold scallywags who invade homes, and unsightly attention seekers. 'Tis sure to make ye shiver in yer timbers! Grab yer popcorn and prepare for a spooktacular adventure on the high seas! Arrr!

"Arrr, 'Romancing the Stone' be a fine yarn, but beware the tragic tale of its scallywag screenwriter!"

Diane Thomas be a humble wench servin' grog when she struck gold with a tale fit fer the silver screen. But alas! The fairytale be cursed with a tragic finale.

March 28, 2024

Arrr, I be tellin' ye, 'The Who's Tommy' be goin' full sail on the high seas o' entertainin' tunes!

Arrr, matey! Will the Who's tale of a lad scarred by woe strike gold once more? Aye, 'tis a tune that be sure to make yer peg leg tap and yer parrot squawk with delight! Let's set sail on this musical adventure, me hearties!

Arrr mateys, 'La Chimera' be a booty of riches worth plunderin', aye, a true treasure trove indeed! Arrr!

In 'er newest tale o' adventure on th' silver screen, th' Italian helmswoman Alice Rohrwacher spins a yarn 'bout a swashbuckler diggin' fer treasure, portrayed by th' dashing scallywag Josh O'Connor, who be yearnin' fer a love lost to th' depths o' th' sea. Aye, a cinematic feast fer th' eyes!

Arrr, 'Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire' be losin' its wind, me hearties! Needs more fire and fury!

Arrr, the newest addition to the Warner Bros. Monsterverse be lackin' in the creativity department, ye scallywags! 'Tis as weak as a landlubber's grog! Me parrot could come up with a better storyline while squawkin' on me shoulder! Aye!

Ye scurvy dogs be thinkin' ye can escape the loony bin by sailin' on the Seine? Good luck, mateys!

Arrr mateys! This here documentary by Nicolas Philibert be sailin' on the high seas of Paris, followin' the adventures of nameless patients and their hearty caretakers aboard a grand houseboat. Watch as they navigate the treacherous waters of healthcare with wit and charm!

Review of 'Wicked Little Letters': prim and proper, yet delightfully profane. A treasure worth plundering, me hearties! Arrr!

Arrr, Olivia Colman and Jessie Buckley be bringin' much mirth to this yarn of defamation and foul language. 'Tis a strange and rib-ticklin' tale they be tellin', me hearties! Ye best be settin' sail to witness this comedic spectacle!

Arr matey, 'The Listener' be a tale o' post-plague lonesomeness, starrin' Steve Buscemi. A fine watch, I reckon!

Arr mateys! Tessa Thompson be as still and luminous as a treasure chest in this tale o' loneliness after the Black Plague. Directed by none other than Steve Buscemi, this be a film ye'd be wantin' to set yer eyes on, arr!

March 27, 2024

Arrr matey, Night Flight Plus be like treasure trove o' entertainment, better than Netflix and Hulu, ye scallywags!

Avast ye scallywags! If ye possess six doubloons and crave for adventure, set sail for this streaming service for some daring fringe programming. Aye, 'tis sure to shiver yer timbers!

Arrr, Martin Scorsese be takin' to the high seas with a religious series for Fox Nation, me hearties!

Arrr, me hearties! The swashbucklin' Oscar-winnin' director be joinin' Fox News' crew, alongside the likes of Kevin Costner, Rob Lowe, and Dan Aykroyd. 'Tis a fine addition to our roster of scallywags and scoundrels! Aye, 'tis a grand sight to behold!

March 26, 2024

"Arrr! The finest entertainment under the moon and stars, me hearties! Sail on for a jolly good time!"

Arr mateys! This new frightful tale "Late Night With the Devil" be not the only instance of late-night hosts, shows, and scenes making an appearance on the silver screen. 'Tis a trend as common as finding treasure on the high seas!

Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a tale o' Alex Jones and his wild theories, aye, how they twist the mind!

Arrr, mateys! 'Tis be a tale told by Dan Reed, a scallywag of a filmmaker, 'bout the devilish deeds of parents takin' on Jones in the court o' law. Learn ye a lesson 'bout them treacherous conspiracy theories along the way, ye scurvy dogs!

March 25, 2024

Arrr! Nicole Scherzinger be settin' sail for Broadway to star in 'Sunset Boulevard' this fall, mateys! Aye aye!

Arrr, me hearties! This revival be like a treasure map leading to a hidden chest of gold! 'Tis a reimagined version o' the Andrew Lloyd Webber musical from '93, based on a Billy Wilder film from '50. Set sail to London to witness this swashbucklin' adventure! Aye, aye, matey!

March 23, 2024

Arrr, Pete Townshend be chattin' wit' the young scallywags through 'Tommy' revival, savvy mateys!

Arrr, mateys! He be still battlin' his childhood demons, but through his shanty's memory, he be seein' a tale of triumph over darkness by turnin' to the bright side. Aye, the sun be shinin' on his troubled seas!

Arrr, matey! Aye, they be creatin' a newfangled language fer them sands o' Dune! Aye, me parrot be confused!

Avast ye mateys! Them scallywags makin' moving pictures have taken to creatin' whole new tongues based on the scribblin's of Frank Herbert in '65! They be craftin' words and rules fit for a parrot's ear, arrr!

March 22, 2024

Arrr, this 'Road House' remake be a swashbucklin' good time, full o' action and adventure! Aye, me hearties!

Avast ye scallywags! Jake Gyllenhaal be playin' a swashbucklin' pro fighter turn'd bouncer at a juke joint in the Florida Keys, takin' on Patrick Swayze's role in the original. Arrr, 'tis sure to be a rollickin' good time on the silver screen!

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Five swashbuckling flicks to keep ye entertained like a jolly roger in a squall.

Arrr, this month's plunder be filled with tales of vengeful brethren, ghostly apparitions, and other such spooky adventures. Ye best be prepared to shiver yer timbers and clutch yer doubloons tight as ye sail through these treacherous waters!

"Ye olde Talent Show: A jolly good jest and revelry on film, arrr!"

"Arrr, 'Art Talent Show' be tellin' the tale o' young scallywags seekin' entry to a fancy Czech academy. 'Tis a jest at the modern artsy world, yet a nod of respect to those who dare to chase their dreams on the high seas of creativity."

Arrr matey! Have ye heard of 'West Indies', the musical about a ship full of landlubber slaves? Hoist the sails!

"Arrr mateys, 'West Indies: The Fugitive Slaves of Liberty,' a 1979 African flick, be gainin' a loyal crew o' fans. 'Tis now bein' restored t' its former glory. Set sail fer a jolly good time watchin' this musical on the high seas!"

March 21, 2024

Arrr, Julie Robinson Belafonte, a swashbucklin' dancer, actress, and activist, has sailed off to Davy Jones' locker at 95.

Avast ye scallywags! 'Twas with the melodious Harry Belafonte that she sailed the high seas of civil rights, plunderin' injustice and singin' songs of freedom. Aye, they be a pair of swashbucklin' troublemakers, raisin' the Jolly Roger of equality in the 1960s! Arrr!

"Beware mateys! 'Tis a wild Romanian journey, but don't be expectin' the world's end in this tale!" Arrr!

Avast ye scallywags! In Radu Jude’s rollicking film set in Bucharest, a feisty gofer named Angela navigates the tumultuous waters of her homeland with a tongue as sharp as a cutlass. Prepare to be entertained as she unravels the mysteries of her land! Arrr!

Radu Jude be bringin' TikTok's madness to the silver screen, savvy? Aye, prepare for a wild ride, mateys!

Arrr mateys, Radu Jude be mixin' art, literature, advertisin' and social media like a rum-soaked stew on a rowdy pirate ship! And don't forget the dirty jokes, they be the salt in his cinematic sea! Aye, aye, aye!

Arrr! 'Tis Captain Shatner, ye may call him Bill. Long livin' be his claim to fame, mateys! Arrr!

Avast ye scallywags! This here documentary on the "Star Trek" actor boldly ventures where many a profile flick hath ventured afore. 'Tis a tale of grand adventures and intergalactic shenanigans that'll shiver yer timbers and tickle yer funny bones! Arrr!

"Aye mateys, this 'Limbo' be as pensive as a parrot in a deserted Outback. Arrr!"

Arrr, this Australian noir be as murky as Davy Jones' locker, but fear not, for Simon Baker be breathin' life into this tale like a ghostly specter. Aye, 'tis worth settin' sail for this eerie adventure, me hearties!

"Arrr, me hearties! 'Shirley' be a lass wit' more layers than a barrel o' rum. Aye, she be a treasure worth uncoverin'!"

Arrr, this tale be as dull as watchin' paint dry on me ship's hull! 'Tis more concerned with the image of Shirley Chisholm than the deeds she did. Give me a swashbucklin' adventure any day, matey!

"Arr mateys, 'Late Night With the Devil' be a right jolly show, but be wary of sellin' yer soul for ratings!"

Avast ye scurvy dogs! This here film be about a land of witchcraft and dark arts, where a cursed show be bringing terror upon all who dare watch. 'Tis a tale of dread and woe, sure to shiver yer timbers and chill ye to the bone! Aye, beware!

Arrr, this Sydney Sweeney be as sharp as a cutlass and wide-eyed as a pirate spyglass in 'Immaculate' Review!

Arr matey, the lass be playin' a young nun in this tale of thrills and horrors. By the end, she be causin' chaos in her holy abode. Aye, 'tis quite the scandalous plot twist for a pious maiden!

Arrrr! 'Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire' be strange and spooky, like cursed treasure multiplied! Aye mateys, beware!

Avast ye landlubbers! This bloated addition to the series be a jolly good mix of tomfoolery and balderdash. Aye, 'tis a right hodgepodge of nonsense that'll have ye chuckling like a drunken seadog. Arrr!

March 20, 2024

"Avast ye scallywags! Behold 'Breaking,' 'Thanksgiving' and other treasures now available for streaming on the high seas!"

Avast ye, me hearties! This month we be recommendin' ye watchin' crime thrillers, a swashbucklin' slasher, and a documentary on a rare Beatles blunder on yer streaming services. 'Tis sure to keep ye entertained on the high seas of entertainment! Arrr!

March 19, 2024

Arrr, a tale of love and biting in the musical 'Teeth', aye, a bloody good time!

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Hoist the sails and brace yerselves for a tale of a lass with teeth as sharp as a cutlass, now turned into a merry jig on the silver screen. Arrr, 'tis a strange twist that'll have ye plundering for more!

Arrr! Jonathan Majors be accused of assault and defamation by a scorned wench in a legal scuffle, matey!

Arrr, Grace Jabbari be claimin' that Majors, the swashbucklin' Marvel actor, be showin' his violent side. But fear not, for Majors be preparin' a grand counterattack, says his trusty lawyer. Let's see which scallywag comes out on top in this battle o' the seas!

Yarrr! The Jewish film scallywags be castin' curses on Jonathan Glazer's blabberin' 'bout the 'Zone of Interest'!

Avast ye mateys! The scallywag Jonathan Glazer be walkin' the plank fer his foul tongue! The scurvy dog dared to make critical remarks 'bout Israel while acceptin' his Oscar for a film 'bout the Holocaust. Arrr, he be needin' a taste of the cat o' nine tails!

Arrr, Ramy Youssef be talkin' 'bout his new special, 'More Feelings,' and the quest to be representin' on th' stage! Aye!

Arrr, that jolly comic be as busy as a ship full of scallywags on a plundering spree! With a special show and hosting duty on the 'S.N.L.' program, he and his mateys jest, "We be makin' TV like hard-workin' immigrants, always toilin' away!"

"Arrr, 'Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind': a tale ye can't be forgettin' even if ye tried!"

Avast ye landlubbers! Michel Gondry's fantastical tale o' love be a wonder to behold in 2004, and its message be as true as a pirate's treasure map in this age o' social media. It be a film worth watchin', by Blackbeard's beard!

March 18, 2024

Arrr, David Seidler, the swashbuckling wordsmith behind 'The King's Speech,' has sailed off into the great beyond at 86.

Arrr, he be drawin' on his own tormentin' trials with a stammer in depictin' King George VI’s battles to conquer his hindrance and rouse Britain in the great World War II. Yarrr, aye, 'twas a tale of triumph over adversity, me hearties!

"Arrr, Ed Mintz, who let scallywags rate films, has set sail to Davy Jones' locker at the ripe age of 83."

Arrr, with CinemaScore, he be a bold buccaneer, forging a path by trustin' the words of the common folk over them snooty critics. Aye, he be makin' waves in the treacherous sea of showbiz!

"Arrr, Stormy Daniels recounts how that scurvy Trump case turned her world upside down. Aye matey, a wild tale indeed!"

Arrr mateys! A tale be told of Stormy Daniels, a lass caught in a whirlwind of fame, folly, and a scurvy former president's legal rumblings. 'Tis a saga of scandal and strife that be turnin' her life upside down! Aye, ye be watchin' this documentary, ye scallywags!

Arrr, Paul Simon be in a pickle! The scurvy cameras be catchin' all his mishaps! Aye, shiver me timbers!

Arr matey! The scallywag singer be askin' Alex Gibney to document the makin' o' his shanties on th' album "Seven Psalms." But alas! The filmmaker be taken aback to discover a musician who be losin' his hearin'. Aye, me hearties, what a twist of fate!

Arrr! A scallywag filmmaker be seekin' a spot to scribble! What be finer than a Tuscan Villa, savvy?

Arrr! Albert Moya be makin' his abode in a fine 14th-century estate in Florence fit fer both work and relaxation. He be a sly dog, makin' sure every nook and cranny be just right fer his pirate adventures on land!

Arrr! Them Hollywood scallywags be diving headfirst into the treacherous waters of video games! Aye, shiver me timbers!

Avast ye mateys! The scurvy dogs Jodie Comer and David Harbour be jumpin' ship into the digital waters for a newfangled adventure in the video game realm. Aye, they be makin' their debut in a remake of the 1992 horror game Alone in the Dark. Arrr!

March 16, 2024

Arrr! Cillian Murphy, Barry Keoghan, and Paul Mescal be makin' us thirsty for the Irish treasure they be bringin'!

Arrr, me hearties! Barry Keoghan, Paul Mescal, and Cillian Murphy be three fine Irish swashbucklers who be bringin' a mighty dose o' Irish charm to the world o' entertainment. They be settin' the seas ablaze with their big Irish energy! Aye, they be stealin' hearts left and right!

Avast ye! These moving pictures be lackin' in fiery explosions, a true travesty on the high seas! Arrr!

Avast ye scallywags! Ye may think blockbusters be all about fancy computer witchcraft, but dramas and art-house films be just as reliant on the mystical powers of technology. Don't be taken in by their fancy disguises! Arrr!

March 15, 2024

"Arr matey! 'Ryuichi Sakamoto: Opus' be a fine treasure from a musical wizard, a gift worth more than gold!"

Arrr matey, the last shanty of the Japanese virtuoso be a tearful reflection on death and fame. Aye, the music be as haunting as a ghost ship on the high seas. Aye, we be all pondering our own legacy as we sail towards Davy Jones' locker.

Arrr, me hearties! I stumbled upon 'The American Society of Magical Negroes' Review, a treasure trove of enchantment!

Arrr me hearties! This Kobi Libii's jestful comedy, with Justice Smith at the helm, be tryin' to plunder the trope but be leanin' too heavily on the traditions of caped crusaders and lovey-dovey tales. Aye, 'tis a tale worth a chuckle or two, but beware of the clichés! Aharrr!

Arrr, AMC be seekin' treasure in Blumhouse's flicks, aye mateys, be ye ready for the scare?

Arrr, me hearties! The theater chain and the entertainment scallywags be joinin' forces for a five-day festival of ancient fright films in 40 cities. Aye, they be makin' up for the lack of new pictures with this grand spectacle! Aye, buckle yer swashes and come join the fun!

Onward through the rabbit's burrow, seeking a taste of Irish-American lore, arrr!

Arr, ye scallywags! The silent flick "The Callahans and the Murphys" be walkin' the plank after a hullabaloo o'er stereotypin'. But fear not, me hearties! What transpired next be a sight to behold for this old sea dog o' films!

Arrr, ye scallywags be caught on camera at the Oscars! Aye, the fancy finery be on display!

Arrr mateys! Feast yer eyes upon Da’Vine Joy Randolph, Martin Scorsese, Billie Eilish, Emma Stone and more swashbucklin' stars in candid scenes ye may have overlooked. 'Tis a treasure trove of hidden gems for yer entertainment pleasure! Aye, me hearties!

Ye won't believe yer eyes after settin' gaze upon an Ernie Gehr film - aye, the world be forever changed!

Arrr, ye scallywags! The MoMA be showin' a series of moving pictures that be stretchin' the limits of cinema. These flicks be bringin' joy and confusion to all who set eyes upon 'em. Shiver me timbers, it be a sight to behold!

Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! Gene Wilder and Frida Kahlo be tellin' their own tales in new flicks! Aye, go watch 'em!

Arrr, these moving pictures be makin' us feel like we're hearin' tales straight from the sea dogs themselves. But beware mateys, for we may not be seein' the whole treasure map! Aye, 'tis a clever trick they play on us scallywags!

Arr mateys, ye won't believe the twist in 'Dune,' the tale o' the magical popcorn bucket! Yarrr!

Arr matey! Avast ye! What be in the $24.99 treasure chest, ye may ask? Lindsay Moyer, a wise nutritionist, doth inspect the loot within the movie-snack “vessel.” Ye may find some golden nuggets or perhaps some salty sea biscuits, who knows!

Beware ye scallywags of the ‘Irish Wish’! Ye may just get what ye desire, but at a cost! Arrr!

Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a tale of love and laughter on the high seas of Netflix. Lindsay Lohan, a fair maiden of the written word, finds her heart a-flutter when her romantic dreams come true. But lo and behold, Ed Speleers appears in a crimson chariot, causing quite the stir! Aye, me eyes be glued to the screen for this swashbucklin' adventure! Arrr!

March 14, 2024

"‘French Wench’ Review: Cuckold au Vin, aye matey, a salty tale of love and betrayal on the high seas!"

Arr matey! In this tale of romance starring Zach Braff and Vanessa Hudgens, a bloke from New York sets sail to Quebec City with his French Canadian lass. 'Tis sure to be a jolly ol' time filled with tomfoolery and capers aplenty! Arrr!

March 13, 2024

Arr matey! Kobi Libii be givin' his scallywags a jolly good superpower to set sail on high seas!

Arrr, the swashbucklin' scribe and director of "The American Society of Magical Negroes" be craftin' a satire sure to stir the seas. He be takin' on the naysayers with a witty rejoinder, showin' he be no scallywag to be trifled with!

Arrr! The Academy be honorin' Aleksei Navalny while Andrea Bocelli sings a fine tune. Aye, a grand celebration it be!

Arrr mateys, afore we be honorin' the fallen souls of the year gone by, we be showin' a clip of the Russian scallywag opposin' leader as a grand entrance to the tale. Aye, 'tis a fine way to start the show!

"Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis a grand feast at the 2024 Vanity Fair Oscars shindig, fit for a pirate king!"

Arrr, the scurvy-ridden magazine be celebratin' havin' the famous and the fame-adjacent aboard, boastin' of throwin' the grand party 30 times o'er the years. Aye, 'tis a fine accomplishment, me hearties!

March 12, 2024

Arrr! The scallywag who crafts film posters fit for grand galleries and fine art halls! Aye matey, a true treasure!

Avast ye landlubbers! Feast yer eyes on Dawn Baillie's grand posters for tales of swashbucklin' adventures and heart-swellin' dramas at the Poster House in Manhattan. 'Tis a sight to behold, me hearties! Make haste and bask in the glory of her artistry! Arrr!

Arrr! Behold ye list of plundered treasures from Oscars 2024, me hearties! Ye winners be revealed!

Arrr, here be the grand tally of plunderers who be takin' home the gold at the 96th Academy Awards! These scallywags be stealin' the show and winnin' all the booty. Aye, 'twas a night to remember on the silver seas!

March 11, 2024

Arrr, 'tis a tale of how 'I'm Just Ken' plundered the Oscars without takin' home the booty!

Arr, listen mateys! The choreographer Mandy Moore took inspiration from Ryan Gosling and Greta Gerwig to craft a jolly dance in mere days. Aye, she be a swashbuckling lass with a talent for creating entertainment that pleases the masses!

"Ye scallywags be watchin' 'Barbenheimer' so much, even the Oscars be gettin' a boost! Ahoy mateys, 4-year high indeed!"

Arrr mateys, t' ABC's tellin' o' t' 96th Academy Awards on Sunday be attractin' a crowd o' 19.5 million scallywags, as reported by Nielsen. Aye, 'twas a grand spectacle fer t' landlubbers and sea dogs alike! Aye, me hearties!

Arrr, Al Pacino be tellin' tales o' Oscars mishaps, like a scallywag lost at sea tryin' to find land!

Arrr, the scallywag star, with a wink in his eye, declared “Oppenheimer” the victor of best picture, leaving many landlubbers in shock. Aye, the show’s captains begged him not to reveal the other contenders. Ahoy, the suspense be killin'!

Avast ye landlubbers! Learn about Cillian Murphy, a scallywag of the silver screen, in his latest swashbuckling adventures.

"Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! 'Oppenheimer' be not be the first time he's tread the boards as a physicist. In 'Sunshine,' '28 Days Later' and more, ye can see just how vast his acting seas be. Aye, he be a true treasure of the silver screen!"

Arrr! Billie Eilish and 'Barbie' be takin' home the Oscar for their shanty 'What Was I Made For?' Yo-ho-ho!

Arrr, the shanty penned by Eilish and her kin, Finneas O'Connell, be their second treasure in the category. May they continue to plunder the music seas with their talents and swashbuckling harmonies! Aye, me hearties!

Arrr mateys, the swashbucklin' Princess Ira von Fürstenberg has set sail for Davy Jones' locker at the ripe age of 83!

Yarrr, with 'er fancy lineage, wealthy mates, and famous companions, she be livin' like a true swashbuckler of high society. Aye, she be the picture of luxury and elegance, sailin' the high seas of international social circles with grace and style!

Arrr! The finest swashbucklers on the Oscars plank be Emma Stone, Colman Domingo and their shipmates. Aye!

Arrr, me hearties! The crimson plank at the Academy Awards be adorned with fancy garb fit fer kings and queens. Some swashbucklers be dressed to impress, while others be walkin' the plank in outfits more foul than a bilge rat's breath. Ahoy, what a sight to behold!

"Avast ye scallywags! Where be the treasure map to watch the moving pictures of the 2024 Oscar victors?"

Arrr, ye scallywags! For those who couldn't make it to the festivities, fear not! Ye can still spy on the victorious scoundrels from the comforts of yer own quarters. Take heed of this map to uncover the prize-takers. Fair winds to ye!

Arrr, the best plunder at the 2024 Oscars be the booty of laughter, but the worst be the lack of grog!

On a calm and steady night at sea, the crew's spirits soared high, be it the thrill of "I'm Just Ken" or the heartfelt sentiments shared by Rita Moreno with America Ferrera. Verily, 'twas a tale worth retelling at the next port o' call! Arrr!

Arr me heart be achin' for me jolly companion, the Gay Best Mate be sailin' away!

Arrr, in the moving pictures and on the glowing box, he be a symbol of advancement in culture. But then he be wearin' thin like an old rag, a tired cliche. And now he be gone like a ship in the night. Yet why be we yearnin' for his return? Aye, that be a mystery indeed! Arrr!

Arr matey! 'Tis a jolly tale, Oppenheimer be crowned best picture, and fair Emma Stone be named best actress!

"Arrr, me hearties! 'Oppenheimer' plundered seven Oscars, 'Poor Things' swiped four, and 'Barbie' managed to snatch just one measly prize for a shanty. The rumblings of the Israel-Hamas skirmish echoed throughout the land as we gathered fer the grand ceremony."

March 9, 2024

Arrr, David Bordwell, the swashbuckling scholar who unraveled the mysteries of moviemaking, has set sail at 76. fare thee well, matey.

Arrr, this scallywag be a true scholar of the moving pictures! Roger Ebert himself dubbed him as the finest scribbler of the silver screen. Aye, he be knowin' his way around the cinema like a pirate knows his way 'round a treasure map!

Avast ye mateys! These Oscar snubs be stirring up a storm among our scallywag readers! Arrr!

Avast ye Academy scallywags! Me heart be heavy with the grievous oversights of passin' up "Brokeback Mountain" and forgettin' the talented Amy Adams in "Arrival." 'Tis a scandalous affair that still rankles me to this very day! Arrr!

Arrr! The most grievous snubs from the Oscars, as declared by the landlubber film fans of yore. Aye!

Arrr, we be asking the scallywags in Culture and Books about the snubs from years gone by that still be gnawin' at 'em, and by Blackbeard's beard, did they be havin' a tale or two to spin!

March 8, 2024

The scallywag scribbler be tellin' tales o' glitterin' awards, like a landlubber's treasure hunt in tinseltown! Arrr!

Arrr, me hearties! Kyle Buchanan be spillin' the beans on why ye need stamina like a scurvy dog durin' the Hollywood awards season. He be tellin' tales of how he sets sail to interview them media-shy and media-savvy celebrities. Aye, he be a crafty one, that Kyle Buchanan!

Arr, ye scallywags! Prove yer movie knowledge with the Oscars Quiz or walk the plank! Aye, be warned!

Arrr, me hearties! The Oscars be upon us this Sunday, aye. 'Twas a whirlwind o' awards season, with Barbies and biopics aplenty. As we sail towards the final hurrah, let's put yer knowledge to the test, me buckos! Aye, may the best pirate win!

Avast ye scallywags! Here be the 25 scurviest Oscar snubs to ever sail the seven seas! Aye matey!

Avast ye, Greta Gerwig! Ye be not sailin' solo in these treacherous waters. The scurvy academy be givin' these fine films and artists the ol' heave-ho! Arrr, we still be scratchin' our heads in disbelief at their foolhardy decisions. Aye, the plunderin' continues!

Avast ye scallywags! Here be five jolly flicks from 'cross the seas to stream forthwith! Aye, me hearties!

Arrr! Me hearties, this month's treasures be a tale o' growin' up in Quebec, a spyin' on Tunisian drama, a steamy French flick 'bout a strip joint, and other booty worth plunderin' from the silver screen! Aye, me parrot concurs! Hoist the sails and set course for the cinema!

Aye, a fanciful film 'bout music and America's heart, sure to win ye a golden treasure!

Arrr mateys! "Woodstock" be a tale of filmmakers who be makin' a splash at this year's awards ceremony. 'Tis a sure bet they be swabbin' the decks with their talent and makin' all the landlubbers jealous!

Arrr mateys! Learn when and where to spy on the Oscars like a scallywag with this handy guide. Aye!

Arrr mateys, at this year's ceremony, ye be findin' a shift in the wind with a newfangled airtime and a peculiar presenter to boot. Aye, 'tis sure to be an adventure on the high seas of entertainment!

Arrr, the Oscars be held whilst war doth rage! 'Tis a true spectacle fer me eyes, me hearties!

Arrr, three days afore the 2003 ceremony, the scallywag United States raided Iraq! Despite pleas to delay the awards, the academy forged ahead with a night filled with politics and madness. Aye, 'twas a cursed evening indeed!

March 7, 2024

"Me hearties be sayin' this 'Imaginary' be a must-read, aye, like findin' gold in a bear's cave!"

Arrr, beware mateys! A ghostly companion be causin' mischief in this cursed abode! Beware the spectral scallywag as ye navigate these haunted halls. Avast ye, be prepared for a frightful tale of spooks and specters! Aye, this be no place for the faint o' heart!

Ye olde tale o' Space: The Longest Goodbye, a review worth readin' for all ye scurvy dogs! Arrr!

Arrr matey! This here documentary be delving into the mind struggles of seafaring spacemen as they venture to the distant lands of Mars. Will they conquer the depths of their souls or be doomed to walk the plank of insanity? Aye, 'tis a treacherous journey indeed!

"Arrr, 'Glitter & Doom' be like a romance voyage with an Indigo wenches melody. Aye, worth plunderin'!"

Arrr, the lasses be serenadin' with tunes from the Indigo Wenches, settin' the stage fer a bloomin' romance fit fer a Broadway stage. Mayhap they'll be dancin' the hornpipe together afore the night be through!

Buddy Duress, who sailed from the streets seeking fame, met his fate at 38 winters old. Arrr!

Arrr, he be a scallywag peddlin' his wares in the streets, when the Safdie brothers took pity on him and threw him in their moving pictures. The landlubbers sang his praises, but his wild ways scuppered his chances at a successful acting career, ye see.

Ye scurvy dogs, beware the cursed film Nolan doth hide from thee! Shiver me timbers and seek it out!

Arrr, Nolan's wee film "Larceny" be kept hidden like a pirate's treasure map since 1996. With the captain set to claim his first Oscar, the scallywags on deck be keepin' mum to keep the mystery alive. Aye, a hidden gem indeed!

Arrr, what scallywag tales be told 'bout how live rounds found their way to the film set! Aye, mateys!

Arrr, the scallywags be pointin' at the armorer in the picture, claimin' she be bringin' the live rounds. But her scurvy lawyers be tryin' to shift the focus to the movie's main gunpowder provider. Aye, 'tis a right ol' pirate's tale indeed!

Arrr, the swashbucklin' designer be sharin' her top looks for ‘Oppenheimer’! Aye, a feast for the eyes!

Arrr, me hearties! The wench Ellen Mirojnick, be up for her first Oscar fer “Oppenheimer,” be the mastermind behind the threads o' the most legendary films o' the ’80s and ’90s. She be a seamstress fit fer a pirate queen, aye!

Arrr me hearties, who be takin' home the booty for Best Picture, Actor and Actress at th' Oscars 2024?

Avast ye landlubbers! "Oppenheimer" be the finest picture to set yer eyes on, but the lasses be locked in a fierce battle for best actress! Our wise scholar foretells who shall be takin' home the gold on the Sabbath! Arrrr!

"Arrr, Kristen Stewart be a wild lass in 'Love Lies Bleeding', a sight to strike fear in any heart!"

Arr matey! In this newfangled tale o' shadows, the trusty wench takes on the role o' a solitary soul from a wee village, caught off guard by the sudden appearance o' a enigmatic wanderer. Aye, 'tis a tale sure to keep ye on yer toes! Arrr!

March 6, 2024

Arrr, the cove of Hollywood be expectin' trouble at the Oscars, so the constables be preparin' for a ruckus!

Arrr mateys, the scallywags of the Los Angeles police be addin' more o' their crew to keep watch over the Academy Awards, fearin' a ruckus over the Israel-Hamas skirmish. Avast ye, let's hope no one be causin' a mutiny on the red carpet!

Arrr, the grand Oscar carpet be revertin' back to its crimson hue, aye mateys! Let the show begin!

Arrr mateys, the Academy o' Motion Picture Arts and Sciences be revealin' a new plunder at the Dolby Theater - a bold red rug! Last year's champagne treasure be a surprise, but this year they be makin' a splash with this fiery addition. Aye, a feast for the eyes indeed!

Arrr mateys, did ye know Christopher Walken be havin' a secret tie to 'Dune'? Shiver me timbers!

Arrr, me hearties! The scallywag who portrays the villainous emperor in the latest flick actually breathed life into a tale afore. Do ye recall "Weapon of Choice"? Aye, that be the one where he showcased his swashbuckling skills! A true legend of the silver screen, he be! Aharrr!

"Arr matey, 'Ricky Stanicky' be a jolly good time with me shipmates, aye! Best fiends forever, yo ho ho!"

Arrr mateys, in this rollicking tale of misadventure helmed by Peter Farrelly, three scallywags be usin' the same make-believe mate to wriggle out of troublesome situations. Aye, 'tis a jape fit for the high seas, guaranteed to tickle yer funny bone!

Arr, Denzel Washington and Jake Gyllenhaal be takin' the stage fer a grand Broadway performance o' 'Othello'! Aye mateys!

Arrr, mateys! In the spring of 2025, the infamous Kenny Leon be settin' course to direct a grand revival of Shakespeare's tragic tale! Ye best be ready to witness a crew of starry scallywags bringin' this classic to life on the stage! Aye, 'twill be a sight to behold!

Arrr, should families be tellin' tales in them fancy biopics? We be arguin' like landlubbers!

Arrr, me hearties! The Oscars be full of flicks based on true events and famous scallywags. But how much sway should they have on the final booty? Should we let the subjects rule the seas, or should we sail our own course? Aye, 'tis a conundrum, me mateys!

March 5, 2024

Arrr! 'Tis a jolly review o' 'A Revolution on Canvas,' mixin' tales o' personal, political, an' paintin'!

Arrr mateys, there be a tale of a documentary about lost booty, where one of its scallywag directors be gettin' up close and personal with the treasure! 'Tis a tale worth tellin', full of twists and turns worthy of a pirate's booty! Aye!

Yarr mateys! A glimpse into the secrets of 'Oppenheimer' and 'Poor Things,' the best moving pictures ye ever did see!

Arrr, me hearties! The captains o' these moving pictures be takin' us on a grand tour of their finest moments on the silver screen. 'Tis a treasure trove of Academy Award nods that'll have ye laughin', cryin', and singin' shanties all in one go!

If ye lay eyes on but one beaver flick this year, make sure it be the grandest of adventures! Arrr!

Arrr, the scallywags behind "Hundreds of Beavers" be sailin' the high seas o' the country, showin' their flick to landlubbers far 'n wide. The star critters even be makin' a grand appearance at these rowdy viewin's. Aye, a good time be had by all!

March 4, 2024

Arrr! 'Dune: Part Two' be givin' the scallywags of Silicon Valley a grand excuse to carouse like landlubbers!

Arr mateys, in a time of scarce booty and lost jobs, the tech-savvy scallywags commandeered the latest installment of the sci-fi epic by Denis Villeneuve, taking control of the cinemas like a band of plundering pirates! Arr!

Arr, 'tis a tale of Barbie, a swashbuckling lass, in the midst of a grand adventure on the high seas!

Arr matey! Greta Gerwig, the swashbucklin' co-writer and director of "Barbie," spins a tale of musical mischief. Ryan Gosling takes to the stage, belting out the ditty "I'm Just Ken." Aye, a rollickin' good time to be had by all!

"Avast ye landlubbers! 'Teeth,' a feminist awakening with a bite that be sharp enough to cut through steel!"

Arr matey! Michael R. Jackson be turnin' that darkly comic horror film into a musical. But can a lass with teeth in her nether regions carry a tune? Yarrr, we be waitin' with bated breath to find out!

Arrr, why be there no booty for the finest jiggin' on the silver screen? 'Tis a travesty of the highest order!

Arr matey, the swashbucklers of Hollywood be dancin' up a storm, yet they be forgotten when it comes to claimin' their rightful booty at the awards. Aye, those scallywags be needin' to give credit where it's due!

Seekin' witty scallywags for Awards Show jests. Must be sharp-tongued with a touch of finesse!

Arrr, ye be knowin' the hosts who must entertain the landlubbers at the ceremony and the scallywags watchin' from afar. The presenters be as fickle as the wind, changin' their minds quicker than a ship changin' course. 'Tis no wonder the whole affair be as awkward as a parrot tryin' to speak proper English!

March 3, 2024

Arr matey, Kate Winslet be spinnin' tales o' 'The Regime' n' her grit in Hollywood. Aye, a true legend she be!

Arrr, as a young lass, she weathered the brutal seas of Hollywood, facing the treacherous treatment of women. Now, she be showin' her mettle and fortitude for all to see. Yarrr, a true swashbuckler she be!

"Me hearties, let's dissect this tumble like a rascally crew plundering a treasure chest. Arrr!"

Arrrr, the fair maiden Justine Triet be tellin' a tale from her swashbucklin' film that be seekin' treasure at the Oscars. Set yer eyes on her as she spins a yarn fit for the silver screen, mateys! Aye, 'tis a tale worth hearin'!

Arrr, me hearties! The 'Dune' Popcorn Bucket be worth more booty than the treasure of the Golden Age o' Movie Merch!

Arrrrr! Ye may find yerself chucklin' at the risque mishap, aye, a true blast from the past when bizarre film keepsakes lurked in every scullery! Aye, me hearties, tis a sight to behold, a reminder of the strange times of yore!

Arrr, Adam Sandler's 'Spaceman' be havin' an identity crisis, like many a starry film out there, mateys!

Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis with great dismay that I must report on Adam Sandler's latest moving picture on the Netflix. 'Tis as odd as a three-legged parrot, as middling as a ship lost at sea, and as expensive as a chest full of stolen doubloons. History be repeatin' itself like a cursed ghost ship. Arrr!

In 'Oppenheimer' and 'The Zone of Interest,' we learneth what we truly be, arrr! Aye, matey!

Arr, be there a jolly moral melody that rings true? These moving pictures be playin' with sounds and silence like a scallywag with a cutlass! 'Tis a puzzle that be makin' us ponder what it truly means to be human, arrr!

March 2, 2024

"Arrr, 'Barbie' be a fine lady with shiny treasures, while 'Poor Things' be a scallywag in tattered rags!"

Arrr mateys, the films "Barbie" and "Poor Things" be as different as night and day, but their leading ladies be embarkin' on similar adventures across the silver screen. Aye, 'tis a strange tale indeed, fit for even the saltiest of pirates to enjoy! Aharrr!

March 1, 2024

"Arrr, Robert M. Young, a swashbucklin' filmmaker with a taste for adventure, sets sail for Davy Jones' locker at 99."

The scallywag captured tales of savage natives, rebellious landlubbers, and battles in faraway lands. His moving pictures showcased bravery and heartache in "Extremities" and "The Ballad of Gregorio Cortez." Aye, a fine storyteller he be!

Arrr, five cursed films to stream at once, mateys! Be prepared to walk the plank of terror!

Arrr mateys! This month's treacherous tales be filled with a distressed landlubber, a gourd-headed beast, and a peg-legged lunatic! Set sail on the high seas of streaming for a spine-tingling adventure, if ye dare! Aye, beware the pumpkin-headed scallywag!

Arrr, young Sean Ono Lennon aided his folks in spreadin' a missive far 'n wide, aye!

Arr, to keep their swashbucklin' legend alive for the wee ones, he toiled on the ditty "War Be Over! Inspired by the Melodies of John & Yoko." Now it be settin' sail for an Oscar plunder! Aye, may the winds of fortune blow in our favor, me hearties!

Arrr! The finest moving pictures be sailin' to Amazon, Disney+, Hulu, Max and more in March, me hearties!

Avast ye scallywags! Ye can now feast yer eyes on the likes of “Road House” remake, “Palm Royale” and “The Regime” on the digital seas, savvy? Get ye grog ready and prepare for a jolly good time with these fine moving pictures! Arrr!

"Arrr, 'Jodorowsky's Dune' be tellin' the tale of thar movie that never set sail! Aye, a true treasure missed!"

Arrr, mateys! 'Jodorowsky's Dune' be tellin' the tale of a bold captain's quest to bring his fantastical vision to the silver screen, with stars like Mick Jagger and Gloria Swanson aboard his crew. Aye, 'twould have been a grand adventure indeed!

February 29, 2024

Arr Matey, Richard Lewis be showin' his respect to Larry David in his final parley. Aye!

Arr, me hearties! The scuttlebutt be that Lewis be talkin' 'bout his time sailin' with Larry David on the "Curb Your Enthusiasm" ship. Aye, he be spoutin' off plenty o' good jests and japes as they navigated the treacherous waters o' show business together.

Arr, the scallywag Josh Brolin finds himself in Malibu, aye, who would've thought! Aye, the sea be full of surprises!

Arrr, the scurvy actor be settlin' down in a spot he once fought. Aye, me hearties, 'tis a tale of landlubber turned land-lover. From resistin' to restin', he be makin' his mark on the land like a true swashbuckler. Aye, the sea be callin', but home be where the heart be.

"Avast ye mateys! 'Shayda' Review be a jolly good tale 'bout findin' refuge among yer shipmates!"

Avast ye mateys! This tale be about a brave lass and her wee lassie, seeking shelter in the land of Australia. 'Tis a fine yarn indeed, filled with heart and courage. Set yer sights on this film from Noora Niasari, me hearties!

Avast ye landlubbers! Behold three fine documentaries to stream and educate yer scurvy brains! Arrr!

Arrr mateys! This month's plunder be full o' tales of broken kin, family feuds, and generational woes. Join me crew as we sail through the heart o' these family sagas, arrr!

Arrr! 'Tis be a review o' 'Problemista' by Julio Torres - a jolly fine tale o' cowardice on th' high seas!

Arrr matey! Julio Torres' debut film be a swashbucklin' tale o' social woe, with the fancy trimmin's of a Gondry romance. 'Tis a film fit for a night o' pillagin' and plunderin'! Aye, me hearties, prepare to be entertained!

Arrr me hearties, be sure to watch these 8 treasures on Netflix before they walk the plank in March!

Avast ye landlubbers! The treasures known as Jerry Seinfeld's animated tale, James Brown's life story, and the rom-com of Steve Martin and Meryl Streep be walkin' the plank from the streaming service. Batten down the hatches and catch 'em before they be gone for good! Arrr!

Avast ye scallywags! Come see the flicks at the 2024 New York International Children's Film Festival Preview! Arrr!

Arrr mateys! A treasure trove of moving pictures be on display at this year's festival in New York. From animated tales to serious dramas, even the little scallywags can cast their votes for the finest loot. Aye, 'tis a jolly good time indeed!

Arrr, me hearties, 'Dune: Part Two' be grander, with more worms and adventures to sail the sea of cinema!

Arrr mateys, Timothée Chalamet and Zendaya be a handsome duo in Denis Villeneuve's latest flick, and they be clickin' like two pieces o' a well-oiled ship. 'Tis a sight to behold, me hearties!

Arrr, what sorcery be this? A spaceman hath landed, but where be the treasure? A curious tale indeed!

Arrr mateys, Adam Sandler and Carey Mulligan be sailin' through the stars in a bewildering Netflix flop 'bout a bloke gallivantin' in the heavens. 'Tis a tale as confusin' as navigatin' through a storm without a compass! Aye, a true misadventure o' cosmic proportions!

February 28, 2024

Avast ye scallywags! The fair maiden Micheline Presle, famed for 'Devil in the Flesh,' has passed at the ripe age of 101!

Yarrr mateys, this lass be a link to France's first golden age of moving pictures! Her 1947 film caused a mighty scandal in France and was forbidden in Britain for years. Aye, she be a rebel of the silver screen!

Arr matey, 'Code 8: Part II' be a jolly good tale o' aidin' a young scallywag in peril.

Arrr mateys! In this Netflix sequel, ye'll find the acting cousins Robbie and Stephen Amell once more playin' tough blokes in a land o' chaos and despair! They be showin' off their physical and mental prowess as they sail through the city's grim streets!

Arrr, Dan Lin be dubbed Netflix's scallywag in charge o' moving pictures! Aye, he be the pirate captain now!

Arrr mateys! The scallywag in charge of the moving pictures for the streamin' ship be swappin' out Scott Stuber with a new swashbuckler for their remake of "Avatar: The Last Airbender." Aye, the winds of change be blowin' in the entertainment world!

Arrr, mateys! The salty dogs of Hollywood be keepin' mum about their bawdy antics this awards season! Aye, scandalous!

Arrr mateys, be it the sight of scurvy dogs in steamy scenes or the absence of blabbering politicians, the path to the Oscars be littered with clues about the state of the movin' picture trade. Aye, 'tis a treacherous voyage indeed!

"Avast ye scallywags! 'Imaginary' and 'Lisa Frankenstein' be holdin' up the PG-13 horror flag, arrr!"

Avast ye mateys! Not all scallywags be needin' a frightful flick that goes to the depths of doom. Here be why a gentler tale of terror can still give ye a good shiver down ye timbers! Arrr!

"Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis with 'Imaginary' and 'Lisa Frankenstein' that we defend PG-13 horror, arrr!"

Arrr, not every scallywag be needin' a tale o' terror that be sendin' shivers down yer spine. Here be why a gentler fright flick be still makin' ye jump out o' yer britches! Aye, even the mildest o' horrors be givin' a good wallop!

February 27, 2024

"Avast ye! A scurvy review of 'As We Speak': Rap Music on Trial. Lawyers be wieldin' lyrics like cutlasses in court!"

Arrr matey, this here tale by J.M. Harper doth decry the injustice of using dastardly lyrics as evidence in court. 'Tis a scurvy trick to condemn a man based on a few salty words in a shanty. Let's raise the Jolly Roger and fight for fair trial!

Ye scallywags be squabbling over Israel at the Berlin Film Fest! 'Tis a tempest in a teapot, methinks! Arrr!

Arrr, the squabbling and bickering over the winners' prattle at the festival be a clear sign of the divided and tumultuous waters of Germany's culture scene. 'Tis like a ship caught in a whirlpool, tossed about by the angry waves of opinion and discontent. Aye, 'tis a wild ride indeed!

"Arrr, 'Saltburn' Mansion be drawin' in scallywags seekin' silver screen treasures in th' English countryside!"

Arrr mateys! Me hearties be watchin' a jolly video on TikTok that be showin' us the spot where they filmed the movie at Drayton House. 'Tis a fine sight to see, indeed! Gather 'round and set yer eyes on this treasure!

In 'The Effect,' scallywags be pondering heart flutters and potions of romance. Arrr, what a tale to tell!

Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis said that Jamie Lloyd be bringin' back Lucy Prebble's 2012 play, with Paapa Essiedu and Taylor Russell at the helm. They be sailin' to the Shed after a jolly good run at the National Theater in London town. Aye, 'tis a tale worth tellin'! Arrr!

February 26, 2024

"Aye, sailin' with 'The Outsiders,' where the lubbers and scallywags clashed. Arrr!"

Arr, this here be one o' the finest Y.A. tales to ever grace the seas, with a swashbucklin' Coppola film to boot! Now settin' sail for Broadway, the crew be payin' their respects to the mighty S.E. Hinton. Aye, a jolly good time indeed!

Arrr, the scallywags Chalamet and Villeneuve be chattin' 'bout their grand 'Dune' adventure on the silver screen!

Arr mateys! With "Part Two" making its way to the big screen, they be chattin' 'bout a possible follow-up, the never-ending search for perfection on the silver screen, and them notorious popcorn buckets. Aye, the cinema be full o' surprises! Aarrggghh!

February 25, 2024

"Arrr, 'Water for Elephants' be bringin' the circus to Broadway, aye mateys, an adventure awaitin' ye!"

Arrr matey! This musical be tellin' the tale of a young scallywag who be jumpin' aboard a mighty train and joinin' a motley crew of entertainers on their grand adventure! Avast ye, 'tis a jolly good time on the high seas of the stage! Aye!

February 24, 2024

List of victors from the SAG Awards in the year of our Lord 2024. A jolly good time for all!

Arrr! The moving picture be grabbin' the booty prize, with the scallywags Cillian Murphy and Robert Downey Jr. takin' home the solo acting treasures. Lily Gladstone and Da’Vine Joy Randolph be claimin' their own share of the spoils as well. Aye, a fine haul indeed!

Ahoy mateys! Feast yer eyes on the finest garb at the 2024 SAG Awards Red Carpet, arrr!

Arrr mateys, did ye see Lily Gladstone, Cillian Murphy and Margot Robbie sailin' the high seas of fashion? They be leadin' the celebrity fashion brigade with style fit for a pirate king! Aye, they be turnin' heads faster than a cannonball!

Bringing back ‘The Wiz’ with a dark twist, through the darkest of lenses, arrr! A merry adventure indeed!

Arrr, me hearties! The treasured 1975 musical be settin' sail back to Broadway this spring, payin' tribute to Black culture with second-line parades and Underground Railroad quilts. Hoist the sails and prepare for a jolly good time, me mateys!

Arrr, matey! Rob Reiner be praisin' the finest actin' in all the land, aye, in U.S. cinema!

Arrr, the scallywag of a filmmaker claims that Marlon Brando's performance be as rare as a treasure chest full of doubloons. Not a better acting be found on the seven seas, says he. Aye, me hearties, 'tis a bold claim indeed! Aharrr!

February 23, 2024

Arrr, Cap'n Directors plundered a grand old theater in the City o' Angels, savvy? Aye, a swashbucklin' tale indeed!

Worried 'bout the fate o' movie-watchin' in the land o' filmmakers, Jason Reitman 'n his crew o' fancy directors be buyin' up the grand Village Theater in Westwood. Aye, they be settin' sail on a new adventure in showin' moving pictures! Arrr!

Arrr! Be Jennifer Lopez and 'This Be Me ... Now' a true treasure or a scallywag's deceit? Aye, 'tis the question!

Arrr matey, "This Be Me … Now: A Love Tale," a film crafted from her newest shanty, be a grand display of the tiresome, never-ceasing, treacherous toil of bein' Jennifer Lopez. Aye, tis a harrrd life for a lass like her!

Arr' at the Berlin Film Festival, ponderin' the might o' uncertainty, mateys! Aye, doubt be a powerful weapon indeed.

Arrr, at a jolly gathering that be sufferin' from a case of mistaken identity, the finest films be showin' us that bein' uncertain be not always a scurvy thing. Aye, me hearties, sometimes not knowin' be the best treasure of all!

Arrr, aye be tellin' ye, thar be nothin' scarier than a land lubber's domestic scene in 'The Zone of Interest'!

Arrr, me hearties! The scallywag Jonathan Glazer be tellin' a tale from his dramatic adventure 'pon the high seas of the Holocaust. Set yer sights on this mighty spectacle, but be ready to batten down the hatches for a whirlwind of emotions! Aye, me timbers be shivering!

Avast ye! 'Tis a jolly tale of 'The Zone of Interest', a scene worth pillaging for yer viewing pleasure! Arrr!

Arrr, mateys! Jonathan Glazer be tellin' a tale from his grand film about the Holocaust, aye, a fancy name for a dramatic adventure on the high seas. Will he be takin' home the shiny gold treasure, or will he walk the plank? Aye, only time will tell!

Arrr! Look ye here, mateys! Five fine moving pictures to stream upon yon device!

Arr matey, this month's treasures be filled with sorrowful fathers, mountainous tales, and other such booty. Set yer sights on these fine reads and let yerself be carried away on a sea of adventure and laughter. Aye, 'tis a fine haul indeed!

Arrr mateys, mark ye calendars for the 2024 SAG Awards - find a spyglass and tune in on the ship's screen!

Avast ye, ye scurvy dogs! The awards be streaming live on Netflix for the first time, aye! Set yer eyes on the horizon for a preview of the key Oscars races. And mark me words, Barbra Streisand be joinin' the crew as well. Arrr!

In this yarn of heroes, brave souls dare the perilous journey to reach the lands of Europe! Arrr!

Arrr, me hearties! Mateo Garrone's Oscar-worthy flick "Io Capitano" be tellin' the tale of brave souls from Africa seekin' a new adventure in Europe. Aye, 'tis a treacherous journey, but by Blackbeard's beard, 'tis also a grand tale worth watchin'!

Ye mateys, behold ye tales of Russia's skirmish in Ukraine on the moving picture box. Aye, 'tis a sobering watch!

Avast ye scallywags! These four moving pictures be takin' a gander at the war in ways ye never seen before since the untimely demise of Russian rebel Aleksei A. Navalny. Aye, grab yer popcorn and brace yerselves for a wild ride on the high seas of cinema! Arrr!

"Arrr, 'Mea Culpa' Review: Who be at fault, and for what misdeed, ye scurvy dogs?"

Arr matey! Tyler Perry be claimin' that "everyone be guilty of somethin'" in his latest film, but the blame for this scandalous, absurd tale be all on him. Avast ye, me hearties, and prepare to be entertained by this ludicrous spectacle on the silver screen!

February 21, 2024

Ye armorer who loaded the cursed gun that took aim at Alec Baldwin must now face trial, arrr! Avast ye, matey!

Arrr me hearties! The armorer, Hannah Gutierrez-Reed, be accused of foul play in the death of a matey on the set of the film “Rust.” She be proclaimin' her innocence like a scallywag! Will justice prevail or will she walk the plank? Only time will tell, ye scurvy dogs!

"Arrr, 'Lumumba: Death of a Prophet' be like revisiting a legendary sea dog, matey!" Arrr!

Arrr, me hearties! The tale of Patrice Lumumba bein' told by Raoul Peck in his documentary be a treasure worth seein' at the Brooklyn Academy of Music. 'Tis as fresh as a newly minted doubloon, so don't be missin' out on this cinematic booty, me shipmates!

Ahoy mateys! Avast ye eyes on 'Mister Organ,' 'Destroyer,' and other plundered treasures for streaming enjoyment! Aye!

Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags and tall tales be our picks from the moving picture scrolls this moon. Ye be wise to keep a weather eye out for these treasures, lest ye be hornswoggled by bilge rats and their ghostly yarns. Fair winds to ye!

"Arrr, "Poor Things," the strange film, be as poor as "Poor Things," the odd tale, from the start me hearties!"

Arr matey! The fancy film be tellin' a tale from a book by ol' Alasdair Gray. Writers be lovin' it, but they be admittin' it ain't exactly a bestseller. Aye, 'tis a fine distinction between bein' loved and bein' read, says one o' them scallywags.

February 19, 2024

Arrr, Juliette Binoche be chattin' about workin' with scallywag Benoît Magimel in "The Taste of Things." Aye!

Arrr, the wench from “The Taste of Things” be spillin' the beans on workin' with her old flame Benoît Magimel. She be sayin' it be like breakin' free from Davy Jones' locker! And as for the Oscar brouhaha, she be givin' her two pieces of eight. Aye, me hearties!

If ye enjoyed 'Saltburn,' this new flick be the treasure ye seek! Aye, a true gem of the sea!

Arrr, mateys! "The Dreamers," Bernardo Bertolucci's scandalous 2004 tale of young scallywags, be pressin' the same buttons, but she be makin' some serious points on her journey. Aye, a film fit for the high seas, if ye ask me!

Arr, ye lasses be givin' those scurvy dogs a taste of their own grog in the skies!

Aye, in days of old, fair lasses called "stewardesses" earned less booty than their male counterparts, were forbidden to wed or plump up, and forced to walk the plank at a mere 32 years of age. Aye, a brave lass be reminisces on those harsh times. Arrr!

February 18, 2024

"Arrr! BAFTA be honorin' 'Oppenheimer' with all the loot. Aye, they be sweepin' the seas!"

Arrr, "The Holdovers" and "Poor Things" be praised at th' British Oscar bash, while "Saltburn" and "Barbie" be leavin' with naught but a scurvy curse upon their heads! Aye, a cruel fate indeed for those poor lassies of the silver screen!

Chilly Dips and Snuggling with Furry Creatures: Capturing the 'Grand Showmen' on Film, arrr matey!

Arrr mateys! Avast ye! The New York Times Magazine be spyin' on them famous scallywags in their off hours. See how these swashbucklers spend their time between plunderin' and pillagin' on the silver screen. Aye, 'tis a sight to behold!

February 17, 2024

Arrr, 'tis said that the fair maiden Isabela Merced be keepin' herself from her electronic contraption. Aye, a true mystery indeed!

Arrr, the fair lass of “Madame Web” be passin' her time with Sudoku puzzles, buildin' blocks o' Legos, and watchin' some psychology videos on the ol' YouTube. Aye, a fine way to keep her wits sharp and her spirits high on the high seas!

February 16, 2024

Avast, mateys! Pray tell, what be Jennifer Lopez's "This be Me ... Now: A Love Story"? Curiosity be killin' me!

Yarr, mateys! Avast ye! Aye, ye scurvy dogs, Ben Affleck be makin' an appearance, as be countless o' J. Lo's famous mateys. Here be the lowdown on "This Is Me ... Now: A Love Story."

Avast, ye scurvy dogs! Be there any Oscars ye feel bein' cruelly snubbed? Speak up, or forever hold yer peace!

Arr, me hearties! Greta Gerwig be not the only scurvy omission to get our goat. Be ye still stewin' o'er the loss of "Pulp Fiction" to "Forrest Gump" or the lack o' recognition for fair Marilyn Monroe? Spill yer grievances, me mateys, we be all ears!

"Avast ye scallywags! Behold, the tale o' 'Killers o' the Flowery Moon' be unveiled in this 'Anatomy of a Scene'."

Arrr! 'Tis be the one known as Martin Scorsese, spinnin' a tale o' his picture show, havin' the likes o' Leonardo DiCaprio in it! Avast, me hearties, gather 'round and listen to this grand yarn, straight from the mouth o' the director himself!

Arrr! Martin Scorsese be tellin' a tale 'bout 'Killers of the Flower Moon' like a true swashbuckler!

Avast ye! The captain o' the film doth tell a tale o' a "round dance" wherein the scurvy dog, Leonardo DiCaprio, be questioned.

Arrr! Settle yer sails, maties, and feast yer eyes on these five fantastical tales o' science fiction streaming now!

Arrr, ye scallywags! 'Tis a month o' science fiction treasures ye can stream, filled with mad scientists, demanding aliens, an' paranoid androids. Aye, 'tis a plunderin' good time for all ye buccaneers seekin' an adventure on the high seas o' imagination!

"Avast ye mateys! Feast yer eyes on these 8 tales o' true love 'n relationships. Aye, a treasure indeed!"

Arrr, ye scallywags! These moving pictures venture beyond mere scrutiny o' a bond, unveilin' the splendours, grievances, and many a secret about love. Avast ye, and prepare for a whirlwind journey into the heart's treacherous waters!

Arr, Tobias Menzies be settin' sail on 'The Crown' and embarkin' on 'The Hunt', aye!

Arr, ye matey, this British actor be a master o' concealin' his emotions on "The Crown." Now, he be takin' that same stoic presence to the stage in Brooklyn for "The Hunt." Avast, prepare to be enthralled!

Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis the tale of how Kingsley Ben-Adir transformed into none other than Bob Marley! Arrr!

Avast ye! Whilst not bearin' a likeliness to the scurvy dog himself, this matey spent months toilin' to perfect the visage, voice, and gait for the grand tale o' “Bob Marley: One Love!” Arr!

Arrr, me hearties! Ye be needin' to set sail fer 'Viral Tales With a Twist': the finest piratical true crime yarns to stream!

Avast ye, me hearties! What befall when the gaze of the many befalls a jolly crime or inquiry? Behold, four fine treasures on th' telly, parchment and airwaves that venture into this conundrum, savvy?

Arrr, ye see, life be imitatin' art as a 'Master and Margarita' film be causin' quite a stir in Russia!

Arr! An American swashbuckler be takin' a tale from the pages o' a beloved written tome, makin' it into a motion picture what be ticklin' the fancy o' the cinema-watchin' landlubbers! And, methinks ye might be spyin' some likenesses betwixt its japes and the mockery o' tyrannical rule, har!

February 15, 2024

Avast ye, mateys! Behold 'The Arc of Oblivion' review: Strivin' to halt a future tidal wave, arrr!

Avast ye, mateys! Behold, a shipmate's tale be told. A grand pictorial recollection o' constructin' an ark morphs into a jolly ol' reflection on the essence o' preservin' our kind. A merry spectacle that tickles yer funny bone and stirs yer noggin, arrr!

Arrr! Aye, ‘tis a jolly good tale 'bout 'tis picture takers, mateys! Them onlookers be sharin' their opinions!

Arr, me hearties! This here fancy nonfiction tale by Kimi Takesue sets sail to ponder upon swashbucklin' journeys and voyages in Laos. Yet, methinks it be lackin' in the booty of eye-poppin' sights.

Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye, these 2024 Oscar Nominated Short Films be like tiny treasures, packed with grand tales!

Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a year o' films that be takin' a darker course, but fear not, me lads and lasses, there be a touch o' mirth amongst 'em scallywags!

"Arrr, 'Monolith' be a fine tale, aye, fit fer the ears o' me pod people brethren!

Avast ye, me hearties! Lily Sullivan be a fine lass, drenched in curiosity, unrav'lin' a dark enigma o' the supernatural. This thrillin' tale be crafted by the masterful Matt Vesely, a yarn ye won't be wantin' to miss!

‘Bilge rats! A scurvy choreographer be employin' fancy footwork to spin tales o' woe!"

Arr, Constanza Macras, the grand captain of the Berlin dance ship, DorkyPark! She be harnessin' the power of dance, makin' it a mighty tool, a language, for her grand productions on stage or the silver screen. Aye, a true treasure she be!

Arrr, Jaime King be embarkin' on a grand adventure, sailin' the high seas with naught but bravery in 'is heart!

Arrr, the fair maiden and '90s buxom beauty, once hailed as James, be settin' sail to discuss her destiny as well as her tale of yore!

Arrr! 'Tis a curious tale, mateys! The 'Wham!' moving picture had a most peculiar scallywag as its captain!

Arr, the scurvy dog Chris Smith had no love fer them '80s sea dogs o' pop when he set his sights on bringin' to life the tale o' George Michael and Andrew Ridgeley.

February 14, 2024

Avast! In Berlin's Film Festival, be a mighty clash betwixt the screen and the unseen!

Avast ye! On the morrow begins the grand finale of a publication, guided by a pair of once celebrated captains of the festival realm. Yet, the poor soul who follows in their wake shall encounter turbulent seas of coins and treacherous storms of politics!

'Blood-soaked Love' Review: Ewan and Clara McGregor, sailin' the seas on a swashbucklin' adventure. Arrr!

Avast ye landlubbers! Ewan McGregor be takin' on a role as a father to his very own lass, Clara McGregor, in this here indie voyage o'er land and sea. 'Tis a tale of wanderin' and mendin', a true adventure through the ages!

"Avast ye scurvy dogs! This here 'Madame Web' be a sorry tale that not even the lass Dakota Johnson can salvage!"

Arr, the lass be playin' a mind-reader in the newest Spider-Man chapter, usin' her charm to outshine this dull, foreseen flick.

Avast ye, me hearties! Discover how 'The Grandest Eve in Shanties' Captured the '80s with Swashbucklin' Brilliance!

Arrr, me hearties! This Netflix tale be all 'bout nostalgia, aye. But the real treasure be the camaraderie amongst the pop legends who belted out the mighty chant "We Be the World!" Yo ho ho!

"Arrr! Me critique o' 'Bob Marley: One Love' be full o' jolly good vibes, matey! Yo ho ho!"

Arr, this be a ragged tale o' the Marley ye'd find on yer dormitory walls! Aye, a glimpse o' a legend whose name be whispered in hushed tones, for he be the grandest swashbuckler in any chamber he enters, mateys!

February 13, 2024

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Behold, the 'Players' Review: Treadin' the path o' Rom-Com shenanigans. Aye, a splendid sight indeed!

Gina Rodriguez be a swashbucklin' lass, settin' sail in a Netflix picture that doth remind ye o' the days when pirate tales be at their zenith. Arrr, me hearties, prepare to be entertained!

Arrr! These fine lasses be sailin' to the Oscars, ready t' plunder all the booty 'n entertain all!

In th' mighty documentary "Nǎi Nai & Wài Pó," young Sean Wang be narratin' th' hidden tales of his dear grandmothers. Aye, by Davy Jones' locker! Now, this film be up fer an Academy Award, seekin' fame 'n glory across the seven seas!

Arr! 'Tis a tale o' Jeffrey Wright, speakin' 'bout 'Merican fiction! Aye, a jolly good yarn, mateys!

Arrr, ye ol' sea dog hath ventured through many a role, from a swashbucklin' artist to a fearsome general, even takin' on the guise of a wise professor. But 'twas his magnificent portrayal in "American Fiction" that finally earned him a nod from the Academy, aye, an Oscar nomination!

Arr! A "newfangled" review: Be she pretendin' to be a success, but truth be far from it, mateys!

Avast ye, me hearties! Camila Mendes be takin' on the role o' a penniless matey pretendin' to be a highfalutin' art scallywag in this mischievous and amorous tale o' comedy on the seven seas.

Arr, me hearties! Be ye wonderin' why NASA be so pale? Read me review o' 'The Space Race' to uncover the truth!

Avast ye scallywags! Tales be told o' brave souls o' color, their lofty dreams o' reachin' th' heavens bein' crushed time an' again. Aye, seekin' those starr'd treasures, only t' be denied at every turn. Arrr, a sorry tale spun, indeed!

Arrr! Me hearties, me eyes be feastin' on this tome called ‘What Have We Here?’ penned by Billy Dee Williams.

Avast ye mateys! Behold, his wondrous tale, "What Be This Treasure?" Aye, it be a chronicle, from a wee Harlem spawn, to the realm of "Star Wars." Yet, it be a tale of woeful longing for the plundered parts that fate failed to bestow upon him.

February 12, 2024

The 2024 Luncheon for the Oscar Mateys: Finest Attire and the Mirthful Tale of the 'Tumble' Pooch!

In a grand hall of fine gentry in Beverly Hills, the Border collie from "Anatomy of a Fall" had the celestial beings forming a queue to greet him, ye scurvy dogs! Arrr!

Avast ye mateys! 'Tis the tale of how them GKids turned into the A24 o' Animation, arrr!

Arr matey! This wee distributor be holdin' great sway, fer it be handlin' Studio Ghibli's flicks in the States. Their precious movies be garnerin' a grand total o' 13 Oscar nods. Blimey, ain't that a pirate's treasure!

February 11, 2024

Avast ye! Robert Downey Jr. and Christopher Nolan set sail on the grand voyage of 'Oppenheimer', matey!

Arr, these Oscar nominees fer th' tale of "Oppenheimer" crossed paths years gone by, yet th' scurvy dog o' a director had no intentions o' castin' this fine star, statin', "Aye, I be also a wee bit fearin' ye, me heartie!"

"Arrr! Me hearties, a tale o' grog and good times with ole George and Martha, penned by Philip Gefter!"

Avast ye mateys! 'Twas a treacherous voyage, this scurvy tale of Burton and Taylor, them fine actors, caught in a feud with the scribbler and helmsman. Ahoy! The attempt to adapt the scandalous play, "Cocktails With George and Martha," was a wild ride indeed! Pour yerselves some grog and I'll spill the salty details!

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Yonder Christopher Nolan be takin' home th' DGA Award, aye, an' he be triumphin'!

Arrr! After four harrowing defeats, this be the first conquest for the scurvy dog captain of the "Oppenheimer" guild! Them victors be snatchin' the coveted Academy Award 18 times in the past 20 reckonin's, aye!

February 10, 2024

Arr, me hearties! Daisy Ridley be lovin' every jolly tune on this Stormzy album, no scurvy dog can deny!

Arr, when the lass of the famed picture "Sometimes I Think About Dying" be listenin' to "This Be What I Mean," she boldly declares, "I don't tinker with it, nothin' at all. 'Tis a masterpiece, I tell ye!"

February 9, 2024

Arrr! Me hearties, gather 'round! The swashbucklin' flick 'Aggro Dr1ft' by Harmony Korine be makin' its debut in Los Angeles!

The scurvy landlubbers be givin' "Aggro Dr1ft" the black spot, but the silver screen gem discovered a queerly captivated audience at a Los Angeles strip club. Arrr, a jolly good show indeed!

Arrr, mateys! Behold, a grand saga unfolds! 'Lover, Stalker, Killer' & 'Mostly Harmless', tales of rascals and villains!

Arrr, two new moving pictures do showeth the gamut of excellence in this swashbuckling genre. They also doth make one ponder why our souls be lured by such tales.

Avast ye! Set yer sights on these five silver screen treasures from around the world, ready fer streaming!

Arrr, me hearties! This moon's treasures be a Chinese tale o' epic proportions, a tale o' a young immigrant in Canada filled with thrill, an absurd French crime caper, and other fine booty ye must discover.

Arr! In 'The Savoryness o' Things,' the Grub be Cooked by the Swashbucklers!

Arrr, "The Taste of Things" be not employin' no cookin' doubles, but a skilled matey behind the scenes be providin' guidance to the scurvy stars. Gettin' the grub just right be the very essence to Director Tran Anh Hung, matey!

February 8, 2024

Avast ye! 'Tis said that Jonathan Majors be no gentleman, with a black mark in his past, as women claim!

Arrr! The scurvy actor be denyin' any sort o' physical abuse, matey! And, to add insult to injury, he claims he weren't even informed of these accusations of misbehavior on the set of that fancy "Lovecraft Country"! Blimey, what a scallywag he be!

Arrr, the Academy Awards be unveilin' a brand new treasure, the Oscar for Mastery in Gatherin' the Crew!

Aye, mateys! Avast ye! The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences be finally yieldin' to the casting scallywags. 'Tis been two score an' one year since they last added a new prize!

‘The Scallywag and the Blunderbuss’ Tidings: A Mocking Tale in a Distant Realm, Savvy?

Arrr! Me tale be 'bout two holy brethren in Bhutan, a land known as Shangri-La. As the realm be preparin' fer its debut o' democratic elections, this here tale be unveilin' their adventures, fit fer the annals o' history!

Arrr! Avast ye! 'Twas a jolly tale of digital sleuthin', they dubbed him Mostly Harmless! Aye!

In this grandiose chronicle, me hearties, lay witness to a saga unfoldin' 'pon the seven seas o' true-crime! Scallywags turned detectives be settin' sail, their sole purpose: unravelin' the mystery o' the male hiker's corpse. Shiver me timbers, 'tis an adventure ye won't dare miss!

'Arr! 'Ere be a jolly good read, mateys! 'Tis a grand tale o' makin' merry connections, I tell ye!

In Cap'n Bas Devos's hushed an' glowin' Belgian tale, a pair o' forlorn souls doth cross paths again 'n again.

"Arrr, ye scallywag! Beware, for when yer mum discovers 'Lisa Frankenstein', death be upon ye!"

Arr, this teen horror-comedy be a wee bit too smitten with its own references, makin' it a touch misshapen. Yet, it still be offerin' some jolly good fun to lighten yer spirits, me hearties!

Avast, maties! Behold, me hearties! 'Suncoast' Review: How to Act When Yer Scallywag Brother Be Plagued with Brain Scurvy.

Laura Chinn's promisin' tale be a swashbucklin' yarn, twistin' th' tale o' her brother's agonizin' demise, sailin' alongside Terri Schiavo's harrowin' trials. Arrr, a tale worth hoistin' th' Jolly Roger fer, me hearties!

'Avast, Mateys! Behold 'Ennio' Review: Morricone, the Grand Master o' Film Scores, in all 'is glory!

Arrr! A jolly tale be told 'bout an Italian tunesmith whose melodies grace countless flicks, from "A Fistful of Doubloons" to "Plunderin' Bill." Methinks ye ought to feast yer eyes on this merry documentary, me hearties!

Arrr! A jolly review, matey: "Ye olde 'The Taste of Things' be a tale of love, loss, and scrumptious loins of veal."

Arrr, me mateys! Feast yer eyes upon Juliette Binoche, a wench o' the silver screen, as she be a-starrin' in a culinary masterpiece that be grippin' yer taste buds like a swashbucklin' sword! 'Tis a bittersweet treasure from the galley, fit for a pirate's plunder!

February 7, 2024

Arrr! Taylor Swift be settin' sail fer Disney+ treasure, while a sequel t' 'Moana' be rockin' th' theaters, mateys!

Arrr, me hearties! Next month, ye shall find yerselves entertained with the grand spectacle of the pop star's hit "Eras Tour" concert film, now ready to stream on the high seas of the internet! 'Tis a move by the company to give their entertainment lineup a jolly good shake-up!

"Arrr! Da'Vine Joy Randolph be plunderin' major prizes, settin' eyes on her be like a stormy sea!"

Arr, the "Holdovers" star be feelin' swamped by the blinding shine o' the spotlight. In a most peculiar manner, me whole world be transformed, like I've sailed into another realm, matey!

Arrr! "Perfect Days" be a review worth hangin' on to, matey!

Avast! 'Tis bein' a tale o' a toilet cleaner, 'n the dark secrets what lie beneath, crafted by Cap'n Wim Wenders. Aye, this Japanese drama be seekin' gold at th' Oscars!

February 6, 2024

Arr! Tyne Daly be makin' a swift exit from 'Doubt' on Broadway, blamin' poor health. Yo ho ho!

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Amy Ryan be takin' the place o' that lass in the grand show, alongside the great Liev Schreiber. It be settin' sail on Saturday, so be sure to catch a glimpse, ye landlubbers! Arrr!

Avast ye! Clyde Taylor, a wise scholar who raised the sails of black cinema, has departed this mortal coil at 92.

Avast ye mateys! In the swashbucklin' days of the 1970s, this fine scallywag bein' a mighty leader in the realm o' Black studies, spied the treasure trove o' films by Black buccaneers, and declared 'em worthy of serious piratey ponderin'! Arrr!

Arrr, Cap'n Keith McNally o' Balthazar spills the beans 'bout his ol' days as a scallywag filmmaker!

Arrr, a swarm o' landlubbers flocked to spectate the hidden gem of a flick by the New York matey from days of yore! Then, as a grand gesture, he granted them a feast at Balthazar and Minetta Tavern at a mere half the doubloons!

February 4, 2024

Arr! 'Tis the tale of how privy chambers took the spotlight in a Wim Wenders film, aye!

Avast ye, mateys! Behold, a glimpse into the shadows o' "Perfect Days," where Koji Yakusho dons the garb o' a scallywag cleanin' the privies of Tokyo. Prepare to be tickled with laughter as ye witness this tale unfold in all its splendor 'n hilarity!

February 2, 2024

Avast ye landlubbers! Behold the wondrous entertainments of Carl Weathers: 'Rocky,' 'Star Wars,' and other treasures!

Be ye clad in the garb o' the American flag shorts or filthy fatigues, this swashbucklin' thespian, renowned as Apollo Creed in the "Rocky" films, never failed t'captivate.

Avast, me hearties! Don Murray, a bravely talented star, has set sail for Davy Jones' locker at 94!

Aye, bein' in a role opposite the fair Marilyn Monroe in "Bus Stop" set me sails on a course fer a long and illustrious career in film and TV, as well as upon the grand stage. Me performances tackled weighty matters such as race, drugs, homosexuality, and more, me hearties!

Arr, matey! Carl Weathers, the mighty Apollo Creed from the 'Rocky' films, has sadly set sail to Davy Jones' locker at the ripe ol' age o' 76.

Arr, the swashbucklin' football scallywag, he be! Aye, he sailed through the treacherous seas of the stage, takin' on many a role o'er his mighty four-decade career. A true legend among thespians, arrr!

"Avast, ye scallywags! Me hearties be warn'd, this ‘Argylle’ review be a tale of woe - no cat can salvage it!"

Arrr! A mimicry of a spy flick be bringin' naught but scanty joys and an abundance o' scurvy pains in me noggin, matey!

Avast ye, mateys! Sandra Milo, a fine lass who graced the silver screen under Fellini's command, has departed this mortal coil at the age of 90.

She be known as Fellini's muse, claimin' to be his paramour. In a lengthy vocation, she be most famed fer her acts in his flicks "8 ½" and "Juliet of the Spirits."

"Avast ye mateys! Set yer eyes upon these five frightful flicks, ready for plunderin' in yer streaming den!"

Avast, me hearties! This moon's treasures be 'bout bein' ensnared: in love's grip, in a chest, 'n by fiendish Nazi specters, arrr!

Avast ye mateys! Thar be three fine celebrity tales ye should lay yer eyes on! Worth watchin', I swear!

Yarr! The regular tales of stars be shirking their warts, matey. But lo and behold, there be some flicks that dare to mix critical reckonings with a finer grasp o' their subjects' cultural significance, savvy?

Arr! Ye be thinkin' 'Saltburn' be a treasure, but ye be wrong, matey!

Arr, the swashbucklin' tale be causin' a mighty ruckus with its scandalous scenes. Yet, me hearties, be ye not fooled! These be mere distractions, concealin' the true intentions of the captain at the helm.

Yeung Filmmaker Lives His ‘Fairy Tale’ at Sundance, a grand adventure befitting a swashbucklin' scallywag!

Arrr, mateys! Sean Wang, a greenhorn captain o' the film seas, be takin' home the booty with his grand tale, "Didi," a film o' youth and adventure. Aye, but that's not all! He be landin' a distribution deal fit for a true pirate legend! Yo ho ho!

February 1, 2024

"Seekin' to Spy upon Moving Pictures and Forge Matey Bonds? Come Aboard the Fellowship, Arrr!"

Verily, amidst the mighty New York City, be a merry crew of film buffs, gatherin' at taverns and emporiums to showcase peculiar films. Stayin' a while after be encouraged, makin' mirth and merryment while discussin' the flicks, me hearties!

Arrr! 'Disco Boy' be a tale o' landlubbers scufflin' fer a fresh beginnin' in a treacherous game o' life, mateys!

Arr, mateys! 'Tis a grand tale spun by the Italian helmsman, Giacomo Abbruzzese. 'Tis a tale of common folk, yearnin' to break free from the shackles of their motherlands. Aye, 'tis a feature debut worth settin' yer eyes upon, me hearties!

Arrr! 'Tis a jolly tale of taming the untamed! Read me review of 'The Promised Land,' where treasure be made from wild land!

Avast ye mateys! Mads Mikkelsen be a brave soul, a humble soldier with naught but a pocketful of coins and grand visions. With royal blessings, he be settin' sail on a perilous quest to vanquish a mighty bush-covered land! Arrr, a jolly adventure awaits!

"Arr! Feast yer eyes on the finest moving pictures in February: 'Mr. & Mrs. Smith,' 'Shogun,' and more, me hearties!"

Arr, me hearties! Gather 'round and listen up! I bring ye good tidings of new treasures awaitin' ye! "Genius: MLK/X," a fine series as "Mr. & Mrs. Smith," a grand remake of "Shogun," and the epic "Feud: Capote vs. the Swans" be amongst the shiny new arrivals. Set yer sails and embark on this entertainin' voyage!

Arrr, me mateys! Be ye ready to set sail with 'The Connector,' a jolly program that ponders: Should news be veritable or merely feel so?

Avast ye scurvy scallywags! A grand tale be told of a new harmonious adventure crafted by Jason Robert Brown, Daisy Prince, and Jonathan Marc Sherman. 'Tis the tale of two young scribes, their paths entwined, as they sail through the treacherous waters of the late 1990s.

Arr, 'tis a jolly tale o' 'Skin Deep'! Aye, therapy like no other, mateys! Aye, laugh it be!

Yarr me matey! 'Tis a tale of starry wonders and affairs of the heart, as a ship sails 'cross the vast cosmos. 'Twill make ye ponder on matters of flesh, spirits, and love. Aye, 'tis a whirlwind o' emotions on 'tis voyage, mateys!

Hark! 'Barbie' hath plundered the globe! Shall the Grammys be her next coveted treasure trove?

Shiver me timbers! The tunes from Greta Gerwig's grand blockbuster be havin' a grand tally of 11 nominations on the sun's rest, with the fierce "What Was I Made For?" by Billie Eilish at the helm, plunderin' the heartstrings!

January 31, 2024

Ye must be watchin' these 11 films afore they be settin' sail from Netflix's shores come February, mateys!

"Avast ye, mateys! Be ye ready to set sail on a cinematic adventure? "Dune" and "Snowpiercer," treasures of action, drama, and jests for young scallywags, be departin' soon from the shores of U.S. subscribers. Watch 'em afore they be gone, or ye be walkin' the plank!"

Arrr, me hearties! Pray tell, which films from Sundance 2024 be fancy enough to scuttle their way to th' Oscar's treasure?

Avast ye scurvy scallywags! 'Tis word on the wind that a film be comin' next year, featurin' the likes of Jesse Eisenberg, Kieran Culkin, Saoirse Ronan, and André Holland. Arrr, mark me words, this be one ballot ye won't want to miss!

Avast ye mateys, fret not: 'tis "Do Panic: Dario Argento's Cinema" on the horizon, arr!

Arr, the Italian horror maestro be the star of a fresh document'ry and a grand retrospective. But his skill be best showcased in his first masterpiece, "The Bird With the Crystal Plumage." Aye, ye won't find a finer treasure to feast yer eyes upon!

Arrr, the queer scallywags be sound, and now they be mendin' me sorry soul.

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Methinks, I've found me heart's solace in witnessing tales of young lads discoverin' their true selves amidst treacherous waters. 'Tis mending me heart, once tattered by a world less acceptin' of such love. Arrr, grateful, I be!

January 30, 2024

Avast, ye scurvy dogs! A mind-bending 7-hour epic 'bout Hitler gets a rare showin'! Shiver me timbers!

Arr, me hearties! Hans-Jürgen Syberberg's fantastical moving pictures were quite the talk of the town when they reached the shores of the United States in 1980. Aye, they be a marvelous sight, a stark difference from the current tales of the Holocaust.

Avast ye! Behold, a treasur'd trove o' three grand films to stream upon yonder screen!

Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! These celebrated moving pictures revel in calamity, be it th' pillagin' of coffers, th' alteration o' climate, or th' wickedness o' corruption. They doth stir th' soul, entertainin' us landlubbers with their tales of woe and mischief.

Arrr, me hearties! Wit' these quick tales o' soap, be ye landlubbers prepared for 'em in America?

Arrr! Be it known across the seven seas, ReelShort and her shipmates aim to plunder the American shores, bringing tales of swashbuckling adventures, delivered in mere minutes! 'Tis a trend that rose in the Far East, now sailin' to entertain the land o' brave buccaneers!

Arr, Joel Embiid be yearnin' to see the African Diaspora thrive upon the silver screen, mateys!

"Arrr, matey! Methinks I be a true lover of yarn-spinnin'," quoth the N.B.A. scallywag, whose studio be craftin' a grand tale o' triumph fer Memphis Depay's exploits with the Dutch soccer crew. Aye, 'tis a tale fit fer th' ages, says I!

January 29, 2024

Arr, 'Twas a grand night indeed, mateys! 'The Greatest Night in Pop' be a world-conquerin' spectacle, to be sure!

Arrr, me hearties! This grand tale be depictin' the makin' of the merry ditty "We Be the World." Aye, 'twas a gatherin' o' the most famous swashbucklers in the realm o' pop music. A treasure worth watchin', ye landlubbers!

January 28, 2024

Arrr! Jesse Jane, a saucy film star of adult persuasion, has breathed her last at a tender age o' 43.

Yarr! She be the lead in th' most gold-filled series in the bawdy reels e'er made! Avast! She even took a peek in some respectable flicks.

Arrr, mateys! Set yer eyes on Sundance Documentaries: 'Eternal Ye,' 'Ibelin,' and many a' treasure!

Me hearties, at the festival, we witnessed a grand array of documentaries, delving into every nook of the genre! Yet, what truly tickled our fancy was the quest some embarked upon, going to great lengths to speak with their dear departed ones. Yarrr, the landlubbers be a curious bunch indeed!

January 27, 2024

Arr, Jake Johnson be a scurvy dog who be likin' to frolic in the game o' Hollywood, especially when it be changin'!

"When ye step aboard this treacherous ride, ye know not how long ye be granted to frolic whilst ye tarry," quoth the scallywag from "New Lass," speakin' of his maiden movin' picture, "Self Reliance."

January 26, 2024

Yonder pirates of George Carlin's booty be suin' podcasters for their misdeeds in AI podcastin'! Arr!

Avast ye, me mateys! The scurvy lawsuit be claimin' that a jolly hourlong comedy spectacle on th' mighty YouTube hath violated Carlin's copyright. Arr, me hearties, they be arguin' o'er who be walkin' th' plank of piracy!

David J. Skal, a scurvy dog of a scholar, who took the fearsome tales of horror to heart, has shuffled off his mortal coil at the ripe age of 71.

In ye olde tomes like "The Fiendish Spectacle" and "Bellowing Rationale," he didst delve into ye cultural import of silver screens crafted to shiver ye timbers, mateys!

Avast ye, mateys! The Oscar contest for documentaries be as unpredictable as a storm-tossed ship on treacherous seas!

Arrr! There be five sea dogs aimin' fer the prize, all tales 'bout the world's political storms, three even bein' guided by fair lasses! Avast, 'tis a treasure worth settin' sail fer, indeed!

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Sail with me through Sundance, a grog-filled adventure of cinema that'll shiver yer timbers!

Arr! A tale of Will Ferrell and his matey Harper Steele bein' captured on film and makin' folks laugh so hard, the whole ship nearly sunk! 'Twas but one treasure uncovered at this year's grand festival, a true spectacle indeed, me hearties!

Avast ye landlubbers! Behold, me hearty recommendations fer five swashbucklin' moving pictures ye can stream this instant!

Arr, me hearties! This month's treasures be a French comedic tale of sword-clashing, an Indian mischief of spy games, and a whole lot more booty to plunder. Set sail and batten down the hatches for a jolly good time, ye scallywags!

Arr, Malia Obama be takin' part in the Sundance Film Festival, me hearties! A grand affair it be!

Arr, ye scurvy scallywags, listen 'ere! 'Tis a tale of a lad, filled with remorse, whose shipwrecked heart be torn asunder when his fair mother sails into the abyss, their quarrel still echoing in his soul.

Arrr! 'Tis true, the mighty 'Godzilla Minus One' be stormin' the land o' 'Oppenheimer' like a fearsome sea beast!

Arr, ye see, them films, alongside “The Lad and the Heron,” be havin' a good ol' chat 'bout the moral heft of American 'n Japanese shenanigans durin' the great World War II.

January 25, 2024

Arrr, me matey! 'Tis a jolly fine scribblin' 'bout "Pictures of Ghosts." Layers o' love and mem'ry, by Blackbeard's beard!

Arr, ye scurvy dogs! Kleber Mendonça Filho be a clever swashbuckler, mixin' truth and tales in his fine documentarrry. It be flowin' swift and wide, yet still findin' its way back to home, like a true sailor to a pint o' grog!

"Avast ye! A review of 'Lil Nas X: Long Live Montero' - a swashbucklin' hip-hop trailblazer, arr!"

Avast ye, me hearties! Behold, this grand documentary, astreamin' on Max, doth chronicle the tale o' this queer singer-rapper. Ye'll spy him sailin' the roads, dwellin' in his abode, but 'tis the moments upon the stage that truly steal the show! Arrr!

Arr, 'tis Glen Powell, settin' sail for Sundance! Avast ye, maties, our fella be a true film treasure!

Arr, word be reachin' the star and co-scribe o' "Hit Man" that his flick be pleasin' the crowd, but thanks to the foul actors' mutiny, he couldn't lay his eyes upon it until this very moment. Avast ye, the wait be o'er!

"Avast ye, me hearties! Set yer sights on Gypsy Rose Blanchard and the Tremendous Tides of True Crime!"

Avast ye mateys! In days gone by, ye scurvy dogs of story-weaving had nary a glimpse o' real-time footage to spin your tales. But behold! In this present age, our daily lives be so blasted documented, it be changin' the very essence of the genre! Yarrr!

Arr, me mateys! Avast ye! Ye be wonderin' who be th' new skipper of 'The Underdoggs'? 'Tis a jolly good tale, me hearties!

Avast ye, me hearties! Snoop Dogg, a pompous ex-football scallywag, transforms community servitude into a jolly sport, all in a bid to woo the fair maiden who be the mother of a player. Arrr, love be the wildest treasure of 'em all, mateys!

Arrr! 'Tótem' be a jolly tale o' a lass with an eerie eye. Aye, 'tis quite the spectacle!

Avast ye scallywags! In Lila Avilés's second tale, a wee lass of a mere 7 summers sets sail on a treacherous journey, as she comes to reckon with her father's dire malady whilst preparations for her birthday commotion be afoot at her dwelling. Arrr!

January 24, 2024

Hillary Clinton be sayin', "Ye be 'More Than Kenough,' me heartie! No need fer no snubs on 'Barbie'!"

Arrr, the scallywag what aimed fer presidency be now joinin' the bellow o' discontent. He be shoutin' from the crow's nest 'bout the absence o' Greta Gerwig and Margot Robbie from the finest director an' actress Oscar ranks. Ahoy, what a rum business!

Arrr, ye scallywags! 'Tis time to tweak the Oscar script! No more frou-frou categories, mateys!

Avast ye scurvy dogs! There be a cunning plan to categorize movie scripts for the prestigious Oscar booty. 'Tis a scheme that would honor the most ingenious tales, unlike the nonsense we see now. Arrr, me hearties, let's navigate a new course!

January 23, 2024

Arr! Methinks Greta Gerwig be robbed o' a Best Director nod! A scurvy snub indeed!

"Arrr! Avast ye, mateys! 'Barbie' be makin' waves with a mighty best-picture nomination and a grand total o' eight nods. But alas, me hearties, there be reasons aplenty fer Gerwig's omission. Blimey!"

Avast ye! 'Tis a travesty on the high seas! Greta Gerwig bein' snubbed for a Best Director nomination, arrr!

"Arrr, 'Barbie' be gettin' a fine nomination fer best picture, gatherin' eight nods in total. Many a reason be considered fer Gerwig's unfortunate exclusion, matey."

Avast! Cap'n Jeffrey Wright be rightly honored with an Oscar nod for his stellar performance in 'American Fiction'!

Arrr! The seasoned matey be settin' sail to mark his first shot at an Oscar booty, bein' the finest actor fer his role in "American Fiction," whilst takin' his dear lass to her learnin' vessel. Yo ho ho!

Avast ye, me hearties! Lily Gladstone be makin' history with an Oscar nomination, mark me words!

"Avast! I ne'er thought I'd bawl like a scurvy dog," quoth the fair lass, vying for the title of finest wench in "Killers o' the Flower Moon."

Arr, in 2024, 'tis 'Oppenheimer' that be snatchin' the most nods at the Oscar treasure trove, a grand total o' 13!

"Arrr, me hearties! "Poor Things," "Killers o' the Flower Moon," an' "Barbie" be baggin' plenty o' nods in a bountiful year fer movin' pictures. Aye, they be shinin' like gold doubloons on this fine silver screen voyage!"

Arrr! Thar be some Oscar snubs and surprises, mateys! Greta Gerwig, Leonardo DiCaprio, and many more be walkin' the plank!

Arr, 'twas a sturdy tide fer lasses at the helm, yet the academy be scowlin' upon the sprightly lads o' the stage.

Arrr! Me matey Danielle Brooks be sayin', 'Tis a fine thing, that Oscar nomination! Avast, what God be doin'!

Arrr, me hearties! The lassie who be supportin' in "The Color Purple" did get herself a fancy Tony nomination for her role on the grand stage of Broadway. But, by the beard of Blackbeard, she be spendin' half a year tryin' to secure the same role in that cursed movin' picture!

Avast, ye scurvy dogs! Behold, the grand roll of Oscar contenders for 2024 be unveiled!

Arr matey! 'Tis the grand roll o' names fer th' Academy Award nominees o' 2024. Aye, me hearties, feast yer eyes 'pon this treasure trove o' talented scallywags seekin' th' ultimate booty!

January 22, 2024

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Gather 'round and feast yer eyes on this treasure: the Norman Jewison Streaming Guide, from 'Fiddler on the Roof' to 'Moonstruck'!

From "In the Heat of the Night" to "Fiddler on the Roof" and "Moonstruck," the captain always brought a mighty bout of feelin' and human spirit to his craft.

Arrr, the Netflix matey, Scott Stuber, be leavin' his post as Head of Film. Walkin' the plank, he be!

Arr! Scott Stuber be a true swashbuckler, luring Oscar-winning buccaneers to the streaming service, and steering the entertainment realm into the wondrous world of streaming. Ahoy, me hearties, aye, he be a legend of the silver screen!

Avast ye bilge rats! Norman Jewison, who helmed 'Fiddler on the Roof' and 'Moonstruck,' shuffles off this mortal coil at 97.

Arr, his flicks - whether tragedies or jests and sea shanties - be a lure for gold-plated statues, but 'twas his socially aware pictures like "In the Heat of the Night" that made him truly famous, me hearty.

Avast ye hearties! Depardieu's scallywag suit be thrown to the sharks, for it be past the limit o' time!

Avast ye, hearties! The fair maiden Hélène Darras be claimin' that scurvy dog Gérard Depardieu did lay his hands upon her in 2007 whilst filmin' a picture. The scallywag be facin' another inquiry, as proclaimed by the Paris prosecutors. Arrr, the plot thickens!

Avast ye scurvy dogs! When the Oscar nominations be revealed, brace yerselves for a grand spectacle o' glitz and glamour!

Arrr, me hearties! Methinks "Oppenheimer," "Barbie," and "Killers of the Flower Moon" be settin' sail fer a grand adventure in this bountiful year! They be shinin' bright like a pirate's cursed treasure, mark me words! Aye, 'tis a strong voyage ahead, me mateys!

How be 'Days of Wine and Roses' Swashbucklin' Tale that Stole Their Hearts and Made 'em Scurvy Pirates!

Kelli O'Hara and Brain d'Arcy James be not swashbucklers abandonin' their Broadway tale o' a lovin' pair, doomed by the cursed grip o' addiction. They sail forth with fierce resolve, lest the door be shut on their merry musical voyage!

January 21, 2024

Avast ye scurvy dogs! The goodly lass Marie Irvine, who did beautify the fair maiden Marilyn Monroe, has met Davy Jones at 99!

In th' latter years o' Ms. Monroe's fine life, 'twas Ms. Irvine who be her trusty paintin' sorceress in the grand city o' New York. Jolly this month, she becometh a swashbucklin' TikTok sensation. Ahoy!

Arrr, Kristen Stewart be plunderin' the Sundance Film Festival with her silver screen treasure!

Avast ye mateys! Behold, this lass be takin' the spotlight in two o' the festival's most talked-about flicks. "Love Me," she be sharin' the screen with Steven Yeun, and in "Love Lies Bleeding," Katy O'Brian be her matey. Arrr, quite the swashbucklin' adventure!

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Cease thy bothersome pestering of the pitiful princess, lest ye walk the plank!

Avast ye scallywags! A mere three decades after her final voyage, imaginary apparitions of Diana be swashbuckling everywhere! Arrr, but even legendary lasses be needin' a wee bit more time t' slumber in tranquility.

January 20, 2024

Arr, mateys! 'Tis the legal riddle in Alec Baldwin's scurvy trial be plaguin' our minds like a stormy sea!

Arrr, the scurvy actor be told that the blunderbuss he be practicin' with on the "Rust" ship, what sent the poor cameraman to Davy Jones' locker, had no live shots in it. Can he be held guilty of manslaughter, says ye?

January 19, 2024

Arrr! Sundance Film Festival be settin' sail with Jodie Foster, Robert Downey Jr, and a swashbucklin' crew o' others!

Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Twas a grand feast at the film fest's 40th edition soirée, where these noble sailors of stage 'n screen pondered upon the spell that be keepin' 'em returnin' time 'n time again. Arrr!

Avast ye scallywags! Menachem Daum, a filmmaker who plundered the realm of Hasidim, has sailed off to Davy Jones' locker at 77!

Yarrr! His celebrated documentary "A Life Apart" did paint a multi-faceted picture o' a religious crew oft portrayed as grim and impenetrable. Arrr, aye, but 'twas a sight to behold, me hearties!

Arrr! Ye scurvy dogs be needin' t'get yer buccaneer hands on a ticket fer 'Freaky Nights' at Sundance Film Festival!

"Arrr! Avast ye scallywags! "Freaky Tales" be makin' its boisterous debut, wit' Pedro Pascal, Jay Ellis, an' Normani. 'Twas a grand affair as Hollywood's finest swashbucklers turned up t' show their support at th' festivity!"

'Arr! Behold the grand spectacle o' the 'Ferrari', a tale 'bout its mighty parts, ye scurvy dogs!

Avast ye! 'Tis the tale of the esteemed director Michael Mann, as he doth spin a yarn 'bout his moving picture, wi' none other than Adam Driver takin' center stage, me hearties! Arrr, 'twill be a sight ta behold!

'Arrr, me hearties! Tales o' 'American Fiction,' 'Origin' an' the Plunders Black Scribes Brave, ye scallywags!"

Avast ye! Them movies be delvin' into the tales o' what befall when scribblers, fixated solely on racism in their tomes, take a stand 'gainst the pressures of politics 'n commerce. Arrr, 'tis a sight to behold, me hearties!

Avast! Behold Adam Driver, merrily keepin' time in a scene from 'Ferrari'. A sight to make ye chuckle!

Yo-ho-ho, listen ye scallywags! 'Tis be the tale o' Michael Mann, the grand director, spinnin' the yarn 'bout Enzo Ferrari in his swashbucklin' biopic. Gather 'round, me hearties, and let ol' Mann transport ye to the treacherous seas o' Ferrari's life!

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Learn how a landlubber editor be handlin' the wee ones' entertainment like a true buccaneer!

Laurel Graeber, a scallywag who's been scribblin' tales of young'uns' amusements fer nigh on three score years, be sharin' her most cherished yarns 'n parleys from the landlubber's life.

January 18, 2024

Avast ye mateys! In the year 2024, behold the sight o' famous scallywags, donned in crimson garb!

Arr, me hearties! Selena Gomez, Ayo Edebiri, Barry Keoghan, Dua Lipa, and Meghann Fahy be but a few o' them famous scallywags who've donned the hue on grand floorings. Aye, they be lookin' as fine as a treasure chest overflowing with rubies!

Avast ye, hearties! 'Tis a sorry tale of 'The Kitchen', bein' lost at sea with no compass fer guidance!

Be it known, ye scallywags Kibwe Tavares and Daniel Kaluuya be helming their first moving picture, a tale as heartwarming as it be sea-worthy, of bonds forged betwixt generations. Arrr, prepare to be swashbucklingly entertained, mateys!

Arr! 'Tis be the BAFTA nods fer 'Oppenheimer' and 'Poor Things', me hearties! They be the finest picks, aye!

Arr, Christopher Nolan's moving picture be havin' 13 nods, and will be jostlin' for the grandest portrait, battlin' against "Killers of The Flower Moon" and "Poor Things," but alas, not "Barbie," aye, a true pity!

Arrr, 'tis a jolly review o' the tale 'Inside the Yellow Cocoon Shell'! A wanderer seekin' enlightenment, me hearties!

Avast, me hearties! 'Tis a remarkable entry from the Vietnamese commander, Pham Thien An, as he be a-ponderin' life's deepest puzzles with no answers in sight. 'Tis a sail worth settin' on, me mateys!

Arr, behold me hearty! 'Tis a review o' 'The Breakin' Ice': Lust 'pon the Border o' China an' North Korea!

Arrr, me hearties! In this tale o' sorrow 'n' sea, three young scallywags be entangled in a treacherous love triangle! Brought to ye by the mighty Anthony Chen, 'tis a film that'll make ye feel all sorts o' melancholy in yer pirate soul!

Avast ye, landlubbers! Set yer eyes on the grand spectacle o' Ariana DeBose's piratical performance in the I.S.S. Review!

Arrr! Ye lass be takin' the lead in this here feeble tale o' Russians 'n Americans, clashin' like thunder in th' celestial seas o' th' International Space Station. Aye, a thriller with a dim glow, 'tis!

January 17, 2024

Arr! Aye, me hearties! Lend yer ears to these swashbucklin' dance steps fer them fancy dancers o' Hip Hop's stars!

Forsooth, mateys! Fer Fatima Robinson, choreographin' "The Color Purple" be far more than a mere job, 'twas a callin' back to her youth, afore she gained fame fer her fancy pop work. Arrr, memories o' yore be a treasure worth plunderin'!

Arrr, matey! "How ‘All of Us Strangers’ be a tale that hit close to home fer its Cap'n!"

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Andrew Haigh be wantin' to imbue "All of Us Strangers" with bits o' his own life, includin' shootin' it in his childhood abode. Arrr, 'tis a tale that be as salty as the sea!

Arrr! Avast ye mateys! What be the grand contenders fer Oscars ahead, and what be walkin' the plank?

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Methinks the likes o' "Oppenheimer," "Barbie," and "Killers of the Flower Moon" be bound for success on the silver screen. But mark me words, the race for the directors be a treacherous one, and other categories be wide open, arrr!

Arr, me hearties! Behold, a list o' fresh and ancient grooves fer a swashbucklin' choreographer to Hip Hop's scallywags!

Arrr, me hearties! Fer Fatima Robinson, captaining the dance steps o' "The Color Purple" be more than just a job. 'Twas like revisiting 'er youth, afore she gained fame fer 'er fancy footwork in the realm o' pop. Shiver me timbers, what a tale!

January 16, 2024

Aye, Aunjanue Ellis-Taylor and Ava DuVernay be sharin' tales o' the heart-wrenchin' voyage through 'Origin'. Arrr!

Fer their unconventional tweakin' o' Isabel Wilkerson's "Caste," the scribbler-captain an' starboard mate delved deep into the tear-jerkin' tale o' this here chart-topper. Aye, 'twas a mighty fine voyage indeed!

"Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis a jolly tale of a wrinkle-faced lassie adventurin' through Paris, arrr!"

Arrr, me hearties! Behold, the fair French singer Line Renaud be takin' on the role of a lass who forges a most peculiar alliance with a cantankerous carriage master in this heartwarming tale, sure to melt even the coldest pirate heart!

'June' be a tally of tales, not 'bout Johnny Cash's lass, but a treasure worth discoverin'!

Avast ye, me hearties! A fresh scroll by Kristen Vaurio be tellin' the tale o' the singer-songwriter, a fine matey from the land o' country music royalty. Be settlin' yer peepers on this here documentary, lest ye be missin' a grand adventure on the silver screen, arrr!

Avast ye! 'Tis been claimed that James Dolan, the scallywag, did coerce a lass into his lustful embrace!

In court, the lass be blabberin' 'bout how Harvey Weinstein be layin' hands on her in a meetin' arranged by that scurvy dog, Mr. Dolan. But both o' them scallywags be claimin' innocence, me hearties!

January 14, 2024

Arr! Behold, ye scurvy dogs! The victors of the Critics Choice Awards 2024 be revealed! Feast yer eyes on the whole tally!

"Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis Barbie, with 18 nods, that be takin' the lead in this here contest. Close behind, with 13 each, be the contenders Oppenheimer and Poor Things. Aye, tis a fierce competition on the horizon!"

Arr, 'tis a tale of scurvy lasses called 'Mean Wenches' clashin' with a landlubber schooled at home.

Arrr, ye scurvy dog! Our critic be knowin' well, missin' out on the shared experience o' school be truly peculiar. 'Tis a thing Hollywood barely be mentionin', 'cept in these here motion pictures, by Davy Jones' locker!

January 13, 2024

Arrrr! The fancy dresser o' the 'Mean Lasses' prattles about their garb 'n tenderly hushes yer naysayers!

Arrr, mateys! Some scallywags be mockin' the attire in the latest flick, but there be reasons why them lasses sported a Gen Z style. (Piratin' the likes o' social media, fancy duds, and the cursed pandemic, ye see!)

January 12, 2024

Arr, behold! 'Tis Paul Giamatti, Bradley Cooper, and more scallywags be struttin' at the National Board of Review gala, aye!

Arr, the twinklin' stars bein' counted 'mongst the 17 celebrated souls at th' grand National Board of Review feast, as the season fer bestowin' honors be settin' sail!

Avast, me hearties! Marisa Pavan, a fine lass, who sailed the silver screen in 'The Rose Tattoo,' has departed at 91. Farewell, fair maiden!

Arrr, the doppelganger o' the Italian lass, Pier Angeli, she be, tryin' to steer clear o' the perilous waters o' fame that swallowed her sibling's path.

Avast ye mateys! Behold, five fine flicks from across the globe, ready to stream at yer command!

Arrr, me hearties! This month's treasures be a peculiar Mexican-Spanish tale, a Canadian yarn 'bout immigrants, a lively record o' a Parisian dance keep, an' many a treasure beyond! Set yer sights 'pon these gems 'n be entertained, me mateys!

Avast ye! When ‘Mean Girls’ previews be mutinied, the musical be but a silent treasure trove!

Yarr! Avast ye, me hearties! Wit' 'Mean Lasses,' 'Wonka' an' 'The Colourful Purple,' be there a reason why these scurvy studios be wastin' their gold doubloons on hidin' their song-filled tales o' the silver screen?

"Avast ye scallywags! Hear ye, for the lass known as Regina George be makin' her grand return. Prepare to be plundered by her wicked ways!"

Arr, this ol' tale be as plump as ever, yet not as feisty. 'Tis a shifty yarn 'bout the lasses ye love to loathe, still keepin' its enchantin' allure.

Arrr, 'tis true, me hearties! When ‘Mean Lasses’ be sailin' yonder, ye be needin' to hush the sea shanties!

Arr, why be them scurvy studios wastin' their doubloons on hidin' their musical treasures like "Mean Lasses," "Wonka's Melodies," and "The Crimson Hues"? Argh, methinks they be needin' to embrace the sea chanties and dance jigs, and let the world revel in their musical riches!

January 11, 2024

"Arrr! Verily, 'tis a flimsy tale, yet Kevin Hart be a mighty hero in this 'Lift' review, matey!"

Arr me hearties, this wretchedly scribbled tale be tellin' of Kevin Hart, a valiant scallywag tusslin' wit' an evil, nature-hatin' pirate! Aye, a laugh-filled voyage it be, mateys!

Arrr! 'Tis a jolly performance! A fair lass be a doting mother, but at night, a ruthless slayer! Ahoy!

Kaley Cuoco be a bonny lass, juggling twixt her duties at home and her fierce pirate's occupation, bein' a cold-blooded assassin. This here tale, though lackin' some spine, be a merry mix o' laughs and thrills.

Avast ye scallywags! Be it true that this pair be the muse of Edward Albee's 'Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf'?

Avast ye landlubbers! A freshly preserved Andy Warhol flick be tellin' tales o' a feisty artist couple, known to the playwright. This fine picture be havin' its grand debut at MoMA's To Save and Project. Ready yer eyepatches and set sail for some splendid entertainment, me hearties!

Arr, me mateys! ‘The Settlers’ be tellin' the tale o' Chile, with a good dose o' blood and history!

Arr, this frightful tale be unfoldin' in Tierra del Fuego, a collection o' islands in the farthest reaches o' South America, in the year 1901. Avast, me hearties, prepare to embark on a treacherous journey!

Arrr, this here 'Self Reliance' review be tellin' ye: Seek a matey, keep a soul from Davy Jones' locker!

Avast ye scurvy dogs! In this jolly jest, a poor wretch becometh the prey of cutthroat scoundrels on a show of reality. A tale of laughter it be, but beware, for danger lurks upon these treacherous seas!

'Arr, me hearties! "Inshallah a Lad" review: Where the scallywag lads be the only sprogs in sight!

Ahoy, me hearties! In this fine cinematic spectacle crafted by Amjad Al Rasheed, ye be witnessin' a young widow in Jordan, a lass who be strugglin' mightily against the weight o' tradition and laws. She be yearnin' to prove that she be a force to reckon with, even without a fine mate by her side! Arrr!

"Aye, me hearties! Avast ye, "Apolonia, Apolonia" be a tale of a jolly pirate's life in art!"

Arrr, matey! 'Tis a grand documentary about life itself, with the painter Apolonia Sokol at the heart of it. Aye, ye be in for a wild voyage through the seven seas of existence, where ye'll find treasures, tales, and perhaps even a glimpse of the meaning of it all!

Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! Behold, the review of 'The Book of Clarence' - a tale o' messiahs sproutin' like seaweed!

Avast ye mateys! LaKeith Stanfield be takin' the helm with a crew o' mostly Black scallywags, bringin' us a tale o' Jesus that be both impious and loyal. Arrr, prepare to be entertained!

January 10, 2024

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Adan Canto, a matey known for his roles in 'The Cleaning Lady' and 'X-Men,' has passed away at a mere 42 years of age, may he rest in Davy Jones' locker!

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Shipmate Canto, o'er a decade long, hath trod the planks, takin' on diverse guises - a villainous knave, a suave statesman, and even a swashbucklin' cap'n! Arrr, what a versatile landlubber he be!

Norma Barzman, a scurvy dog of a screenwriter, has kicked the proverbial bucket at 103 summers.

Arrr matey! Once the lass and her matey, a scribbler like meself, found their Hollywood booty taken by the Red Scare, they sailed away to distant shores to keep their pens a-writin'!

Avast ye mateys! 'Tis Christopher Nolan who be at the helm, leadin' the Directors Guild Nomination. Arr!

Arr, Greta Gerwig be havin' a shot at the grand prize o' "Barbie"! Aye, most o' them swashbucklin' sea dogs who be gettin' nominated fer this bounty be settin' sail fer the Oscars, but not all, ye see.

Arrr, Mel Brooks and Angela Bassett were honored at the Governors Awards, mateys! A jolly good time it was!

Arr, the academy be payin' tribute to Mel Brooks, Angela Bassett, the poor widow Carol Littleton, and Michelle Satter o' Sundance, whose son be lost to a scurvy shootin'. Avast, the sea be rough, but their spirits be strong!

Arr! Behold, the grand proclamation o' SAG Award Nominations 2024: The Full Roster, me hearties!

Arr, ye summer blockbusters, they be havin' four nominations each! But, alas! A grievous snub befallin' our matey, Leonardo DiCaprio, from the treacherous flick, "Killers of the Flower Moon." Aye, the winds o' fortune be fickle indeed!

"Arrr, me hearties! Tina Fey be spillin' the beans on 'Mean Lasses' - a jolly tale o' yesteryear and present!"

Arrr, as a newfangled version of Regina George and her mateys be sailin' to the theaters, she muses on how past scallywags be reactin' to such tales throughout the years. Aye, the winds o' change be blowin', me hearties!

January 9, 2024

Avast ye! Herman Raucher, a scribe o' fame, scribblin' the tale 'Summer of '42,' has sailed off at 95. Farewell, matey!

His parchment, crafted from his own youthful escapades, be seekin' acclaim at the Oscar court. His other pictur' tales be includin' "Sweet November," a fine creation based on his unproduced stageplay, ye scurvy dogs!

Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! A band o' Jewish mateys be bashin' the film academy's quest fer diversity. Walk the plank, they say!

Avast, ye scurvy dogs! A missive, adorned with the signatures of mighty thespians and esteemed buccaneers, hath castigated the establishment for neglecting the Jewish folk in their novel undertaking. 'Tis a tale as perplexing as a treasure map without the "X"!

January 8, 2024

Arrr! 'Tis "The Bear" that be takin' home the prize for Best Comedy at the Golden Globes, mateys!

Arr, me hearties be cheerin' for Jeremy White and Ayo Edebiri, as they have triumphed in their acting endeavors, claimin' victory under the shiny stars! Avast ye, tis a jolly good time for these swashbucklin' scallywags indeed!

Arrrr, the Golden Globes of 2024 hath lured 9.4 million scurvy landlubbers to feast their eyes upon it!

Arr, there be more scallywags watchin' this time, but still a pitiful sight compared to the glory days afore the cursed pandemic struck our shores!

Arr, Jo Koy be sayin', "Avast ye Golden Globes critics! 'Tis a treacherous sea I be sailin'!"

In an ABC parley "GMA3" the mornin' aft the awards spectacle, Koy cried, "Me hearties! I'd be tellin' a fib if I claimed the critiquin' don't sting me soul!"

Avast! Methinks Jonathan Majors be mighty flabbergasted by the scallywag assault conviction! Shiver me timbers!

Arr, me hearties! Listen ye well! Mr. Majors hath parlayed on ABC's "Good Morning America," his first gabfest since bein' found guilty o' misdemeanor assault and harassment - a scuffle with his lass aboard a vessel, arr!

"Arrr, by the powers! Daniel Levy be sailin' from jolly chuckles to salty sobbin' with 'Good Grief'!"

Avast ye scurvy dogs! A parley with the matey who helped craft “Schitt’s Creek,” now settin' sail into the realm of drama with his first foray as a captain o' the silver screen. Arrr, buckle yer bootstraps and prepare for a tale worth a gander!

Arrr, the Jolly Roger flew high at the 2024 Golden Globes, with moments both jolly and scurvy-riddled!

Lily Gladstone becometh a legend, Jo Koy, alas, did not. And donning thine apparel of a grand theme proved a resounding success. 'Twas but a glimpse of the triumphs and tribulations that unfolded.

January 7, 2024

"Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis 2024, and the scurvy dogs be struttin' the revamped Globes, me eyes be blessed!"

Avast ye! 'Tis the year when the Golden Globes make their triumphant return to the box of wonder, settlin' on a fine Sunday night. Keep yer eyes peeled for our live reports, me hearties!

Arrr! 'Tis the list o' victorious scallywags o' the Golden Globes 2024! Keepin' ye updated, mateys!

Arrr! Shiver me timbers! 'Tis the finest moving pictures, TV shows, swashbucklers, and crews that be crowned victors at the esteemed 2024 Golden Globe Awards, me hearties!

Arr, the swashbucklin' tale o' 'Color Purple' be fightin' fer treasure 'pon the box office seas, mateys!

Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! This melodic rendition of the Pulitzer Prize-winning tome be a fine spectacle, but even so, it barely filled the coffers with a paltry sum of less than $5 million doubloons in its second sabbatical upon the stage!

Arrr, me hearties! The dark thumpin' of death's drum be drivin' the tale o' 'Killers of the Flower Moon'.

In a jolly yet swift tale, ol' Scorsese doth weave a yarn 'round a wee primer for young 'uns. 'Tis where be all the themes of this frightful true-crime saga, arrr!

Arrr! 'Tis Paul Giamatti chattin' 'bout dem flicks dat be stickin' 'round! Ahoy mateys, listen up!

Fer his part in "The Holdovers," set at a scholar's den much alike to the one he attended, the remarkably lettered scallywag plundered his very own slumberin' memories. Arrr!

January 6, 2024

Arrr! Avast ye, mateys! Be it true that the Israel-Hamas war shall shape Hollywood's awards season booty?

Arr, the twinklin' stars be takin' to the seas o' politics, yet the fiery Mideast squabble be tearin' Hollywood asunder, makin' 'em ponder whether t' open their gobs 'bout the matter or keep 'em sealed tight.

Avast! Me hearties, Lily Gladstone be chattin' 'bout 'Killers of the Flower Moon'. Give it a gander, ye scurvy dogs!

Arr, the scurvy dog from "Killers of the Flower Moon" reckons awards be like gettin' blasted from a cannon! For many moons, she's stayed away from this treacherous industry, ye see.

January 5, 2024

Arrr! Five Terrifyin' Films for ye to Plunder and Watch, me hearties! Stream 'em now or walk the plank!

This month's pirate plunder be a curious bunch! We be havin' a treasure trove o' tales that shall leave ye discombobulated. With a mysterious scalawag, a cursed abode, an' a peculiar sire, ye shall be left ponderin' the mysteries o' the seven seas!

Avast ye mateys! Ye be wantin' to stream five bloodcurdlin' horror flicks to make yer timbers shiver!

Avast ye scurvy dogs! This moon's plunder be all about the bewilderment, with a scurvy dog that be unknown, a cursed abode, and a father as eerie as Davy Jones himself!

"Arrr! Be ye ready fer some fine entertainment, mateys? The New York Times critics be sharin' their 2024 treasures!"

"Arrr! A prequel be comin' fer "Mad Max", "The Wiz" be makin' a return to Broadway, and Larry David be gettin' another shot at a series finale, ye scurvy dogs! Shiver me timbers, 'tis a fine time fer entertainment, arrr!"

Avast ye! Behold the secrets to spyin' on the Golden Globes 2024: the date, time, and livestreamin' options! Arrr!

Arrr! 'Tis bein' said that Hollywood, that land o' fancy tales, be seekin' not just merriment at the annual awards, but a grand quest for relevance. Pieces o' eight be at stake, me hearties!

Arr, me hearties! Taraji P. Henson, be ponderin' to abandon 'Color Purple,' but thank the heavens, she stayed!

Arrr, me mateys! Be the "Color Purple" star spewin' tales 'bout 'er struggles to be casted 'n paid what she be worth. Aye, even bein' an Oscar-nominated veteran, she be forced to audition fer 'er latest flick, ye scallywags!

January 4, 2024

Arrr, thar be no more motion pictures sailin' from the hands o' the Safdie Brothers, mateys!

Arrr, mateys! Avast ye! 'Tis a tale of woe! Josh and Benny Safdie be partin' ways, lik' two ships sailin' different seas. Aye, the winds of change be blowin', makin' 'em chart separate courses. May they find treasure in their new undertakin's!

'Night Swim' be a treasure worth holdin' yer breath fer, lest ye be wantin' to swim with Davy Jones!

Arrr, me hearties! The lagoon o' the backyard be a symbol o' love 'n' dread in this treacherous yet fearsome horror tale.

"Avast! A jolly review o' 'Society of the Snow': A tale o' scallywags and loyal maties marooned!"

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Anoth'r flick be settin' sail, tellin' ye tale o' them Uruguayan rugby scallywags who, after a wretched plane wreck, resort'd to devourin' each oth'r like a pack o' rum-guzzlin' cannibals.

Arr! 'Memory' be a contriv'd drama wit' Jessica Chastain an' Peter Sarsgaard. Aye, a dubious tale, me hearties!

Avast ye! In this perplexin' tale o' moving pictures, Peter Sarsgaard be takin' on th' role o' a scurvy knave sufferin' from dementia, whilst Jessica Chastain be portrayin' a caretaker holdin' secrets from her kinfolk, buried deep like treasure in Davy Jones' locker. Arr, a curious voyage it be, indeed!

"Arrr, Avast! 'Mayhem!' be a jolly good review, catchin' ye when ye reckon ye be done fer!"

Avast ye! This tale be tellin' the struggle of a rascally former scallywag, tryin' to mend his ways, yet findin' himself in a sea o' bloodshed 'n vengeance. A true swashbucklin' yarn that'll shiver yer timbers, matey!

Arrr! 'Artie Shaw: Time Be All Ye Be Gettin'!' A Spyglass on a Swashbucklin' Jazz Legend.

Avast ye mateys! Behold, in all its splendor, the magnificent tale o' Brigitte Berman's 1985 film, featurin' the self-taught maestro o' the clarinet and his merry band! 'Tis been restored, savvy?

Arr, matey! 'E Went That Way Review: Jacob Elordi be a fearsome scallywag, a serial killer, ye see!

Avast ye mateys! In this swashbucklin' tale, the brave Australian lad Jacob Elordi be takin' on the mannerisms of notable American performers, from the likes of James Dean to Matt Dillon. Aye, 'tis a rollickin' adventure ye don't want to miss!

Arr! Ye hear me now, mateys! The latest 'Godzilla' flick be stranger than a sea serpent's tale, I swear!

Arrr, ye scurvy dogs be knowin' how them effects artists be layin' waste to cities in movin' pictures! But by the beard of Davy Jones, believe ye me, Tokyo truly be razed to the ground, a truth that those grand tales o' Godzilla always did treat with utmost gravity!

Arr, this "Memory" review be a tale of contrived drama, a plot full o' trauma, and nary a treasure to discover!

Avast, ye scurvy dogs! In this grand tale o' moving pictures, Peter Sarsgaard takes on the role of a poor soul afflicted with the cursed dementia, whilst Jessica Chastain portrays a loyal caretaker, harboring secrets of her own bloodline. 'Tis a yarn worth watchin'!

Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis the sav'r of things and a scrumptious feast, made with a touch of tend'rness!

In a hearty galley dance, a pair of scallywag cooks be transformin' a grand feast into a ponderin' 'pon the passage of time, yearnin' for what be lost, and the ever-changin' seasons. Ahoy mateys, 'tis a jolly spectacle!

Arr, Avast ye! Me eyes be seein' a fine review fer Daniel Levy's film, 'Good Grief'. Life be goin' on, mateys!

Arr, in his first ever cap'n's direction, Daniel Levy be applyin' a gentle yet sagacious touch to a scallywag sailin' through life's rough seas after sufferin' a terrible loss.

January 3, 2024

Top Sailin' Pictures and TV Shows Fer Ye Enjoyment in January: 'Echo,' 'True Detective' and More Arrr!

Avast ye! Me hearties, be informed that in the month ahead, ye ought to cast yer eyes upon the likes of “The Expatriates” and the glorious return of “True Detective.” Set sail and find yer treasure! Arrr!

Arrr! Behold, ye scurvy dogs! Here be the 13 finest swashbucklin' contenders for the grandest picture in all the seven seas!

Arrr, mateys! 'Tis a fierce battle for the grandest Oscar this year, ye scurvy dogs! As the Golden Globes be approachin', here be a glimpse of what be worthy of settin' sail towards victory!

Arrr! 'The Color Purple' be a fine tribute to the ol' black musical treasures, mateys!

Arr, ye be watchin' a new flick that be overflowin' with nods to Hollywood treasures like "Stormy Weather" and early jazz shorts. 'Tis a film fit for teachin', a Black film syllabus, if ye be seekin' to broaden yer movie knowledge, mateys!

January 2, 2024

Arrr! 'Tis tales of Emma Stone's garbs in 'Poor Things' - the scallywag's secret stash be revealed, matey!

Arr, ye scurvy landlubbers! Holly Waddington, the dashing designer, be unveilin' the wondrous transformation of Emma Stone's Bella Baxter on the silver screen. From her wee childish knickers to her enchantin' wedding dress, as snug as a parrot in a cage!

Avast! Me hearties, why be them landlubber anime worshippers vexed 'bout this here abominable rise o' C.G.I.?

Avast ye, me hearties! As the industry be embracin' the devilry o' computer-generated work, there be a bunch o' landlubbers strugglin' to accept this here change. Arrr, they be clingin' to the old ways like a barnacle on a ship!

January 1, 2024

Avast ye! Ana Ofelia Murguía, a fine Mexican actress and voice in Coco, hath set sail for Davy Jones' locker at the ripe age o' 90.

Avast ye, mateys! This fine lass be havin' a grand 60-year voyage in the realm o' film, television, and theater. She be leavin' her mark on an entire era, makin' her one o' the most acclaimed actresses in all o' Mexico!

Arr, me hearties! We all be chattin' 'bout the tale of America Ferrera and the monologue 'bout a lass named 'Barbie'!

Arrr, the crucial moment in thar blockbuster voyage underwent vast revisions, me hearties! "We concluded with weepin'. It concluded with jolly mirth, it swelled mightily, it shrunk like a wee plank." Yo ho ho!

December 31, 2023

Avast ye scurvy dogs! If ye be seekin' Tom Wilkinson, be ye wantin' a time bomb or a hearty embrace?

In his grand acts upon the silver screen, in "Michael Clayton" and other moving pictures, he didst inject a dash of peril and ambiguity, which didst verily tickle our nerves and keepeth us teetering on the precipice of anxiety, aye!

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Behold, three grand tales, fit for the finest pirate's eye, to be streamed at yer leisure!

Avast ye landlubbers! ‘Tis a fine month o' choices. We got Jean-Luc Godard's spyglass on the Rolling Stones, a chat with a brave soul survivin' the Holocaust, and a peek at the secrets of "Sesame Street." Arrr, ye best set sail on these treasures!

December 30, 2023

Avast ye! Tom Wilkinson, a thespian o' 'The Full Monty,' has shuffled off this mortal coil at 75.

Avast ye scurvy dogs! A swashbucklin' lad, he be, a true master o' the stage and screen. Ye may have seen him in "Shakespeare in Love" and "Batman Begins," but his talents be spannin' many a decade, entertainin' ye hearties on the telly and on the planks! Arrr!

December 29, 2023

Avast ye, me hearties! Watch these 9 flicks 'afore they scurry off Netflix's plank come January.

Avast ye, landlubbers! Many grand films by the likes of renowned captains shall be departin' soon from the shores of the U.S. Be swift, mateys, and feast yer eyes upon 'em afore they vanish into the abyss!

Arrr, me hearties! Be settin' yer eyes on these 5 swashbucklin' flicks ye can stream this very moment!

Arrr, me hearties! This month's plunder be filled with tales of Southern scoundrels, a cunning Japanese remake, a brave journey in search o' hidden booty, and a whole lot o' other adventures for ye to enjoy. Set yer sights on these treasures, lest ye be left in Davy Jones' locker!

Arr, matey! Here be what yer darlin' streamin' services will be plunderin' from yer coffers come 2024.

Arr, ye scurvy dogs! Methinks Amazon be plannin' to display advertisements to them Prime Video scallywags who pay less. But worry not, mateys, for they ain't the only ones sailin' this cursed sea!

'Ahoy mateys! The tale of 'Priscilla,' Olivia Rodrigo and the Year of Lasshood and Yearnin'. Arrr!'

From the celestial superstar Olivia Rodrigo to a lass who poured her soul into a memoir, her ballet dreams thwarted at the barre, young maidens hath expressed their yearning in a most remarkable fashion this year, me hearties!

December 28, 2023

Arr! 'Tis the tale of Tom Smothers and the mystic link betwixt him and the legendary John Lennon!

He be a matey o' John Lennon, savvy? A swashbucklin' bloke wit' a fine grasp o' wine, politics, an' books, he be. Yet, on stage, he be naught but a clumsy landlubber, arrr!

Arr! 'The Three Musketeers' be a fine tale o' swashbucklin' heroes an' the joy they bring like old treasure!

Arr, me hearties! This French franchise be a treasure trove o' practical effects and a broad-minded tale. 'Tis like a joyful plunder, remindin' us o' grand spectacles of yore, but with a clever Gallic twist. Fair winds be blowin' for this ship!

December 27, 2023

Arrr! The mighty list o' movies ye may have missed in this year 2023, available fer streamin'!

Avast! Me treasure trove be overflowin' with character-driven dramas, dark comedies, smart documentaries, and romantic comedies, be they merry or disconcertin'. Aye, 'tis a fine mix o' gemstones worth settin' yer sights on, me hearties!

From 'Scallywag Tales' to 'Buxom Lass,' a Whiny Year for Landlubber Blokes in the Cinematic Realm.

Avast ye scallywags! In the year 2023, those swashbuckling lads did pout like landlubbers, bein' all fancy and dramatic-like, when they found their supposed birthright bein' challenged. Arrr, what a sight to behold!

Arr, mournin' befall us now, fer the scallywag 'Parasite' actor, Lee Sun-kyun, be found restin' at 48.

Avast, me hearties! Behold, Mr. Lee, a well-known visage on the Korean telly and silver screens. He be a true legend, achievin' worldwide renown fer his role in the grand Oscar-plunderin' picture! Yarrr!

'Twas a year of swashbucklin' heroes o'erload on th' silver screen, me hearties.

Arrr, me hearties be weary of these newfangled Marvel flicks! The swashbucklin' spectacles be wearin' out yer landlubber eyes. Aye, 'tis no wonder ye be cravin' a change after the feast o' 2023.

December 26, 2023

Arrr! 'Tis the tale o' Angelina Jolie aye, a lass who be tangled with the Ghosts o' New York Past, matey!

Yarr! Behold, me hearties! Atelier Jolie, be the name o' her new treasure trove, be nestled in a humble abode on Great Jones Street, wit' a grand tale o' history. Avast!

'Avast me hearties! 25 years ago, the fair Maya Angelou pondered sailin' back t' her Delta roots, arrr!'

Arrr, me hearty memoirist be sharin' a flick o' sentimentality, speakin' to Black mates returnin' to the Southern waters!

Arr, me hearties! 'Tis a jolly good read, this 'Rose' review. Me sister's keeper, aye, she be!

Arr, me hearties! Niels Arden Oplev's swashbucklin' drama be tellin' a tale of two fair maidens, one o' whom be a lass with a mind ailment, embarkin' on a jolly bus adventure through France. 'Tis a tale filled with true emotions, me mateys, aye!

Arrr, the finest pirate snaps of 2023, ye can feast yer eyes upon! Avast, and behold the treasure!

Avast ye scallywags! As the year 2023 be drawin' to a close, take a gander at these fine portraits of deadheads, graceful ballerinas, and that scurvy dog Mick Jagger! Our loyal photo editors have captured the essence of this cultural year, arrr!

December 25, 2023

In 2023, scallywags craved ease, not heroic adventures on the silver screen, ye savvy?

Arr, ye scurvy dogs be flockin' to Taylor Swift, "Barbie," and "Oppenheimer," whilst ye be showin' a frosty reception to dashing heroes like the Flash, Captain Marvel, and Aquaman. Nay, they be left stranded on a deserted island, yearnin' for a share of yer love, ye landlubbers!

December 24, 2023

Arr, me hearties! Behold the grand endeavor known as 'The Color Purple', a mighty fine adventure fer all!

Arrr, me mateys! Behold, a swashbucklin' tale be told, showin' the vast treasure 'pon Alice Walker's novel, and how the source can be mold'd fer a tale told in most uncustomary ways. Yo-ho-ho, this be a piratical adaptation worth settin' yer sights on!

"Avast ye landlubbers! 'Tis a jolly good tale o' 'Ferrari'! Michael Mann be takin' ye on a wild ride, by Blackbeard's beard!"

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Behold the captain's tale of the Italian racecar impresario, brought to life upon the treacherous road. But beware, for the comfort of home be a cruel mistress. Adam Driver, the star, be joined by the fair Penélope Cruz and Shailene Woodley.

Arr, Fantasia Barrino-Taylor be chattin' 'bout 'The Color Purple' and a most harrowing part she be playin'!

Avast ye! The fair lass be given a shot to sail once more through her swashbucklin' days on Broadway, playin' the poor, mistreated Celie. But, arrr, the road be treacherous, me hearties!

Avast ye, mateys! Behold a review of the "Occupied City," wherein the Holocaust be mapped, street by street!

Arrr! In his epic four-and-half-hour tale, the British captain Steve McQueen be chartin' the dire plight o' Amsterdam's Jewish brethren durin' the foul Nazi occupation. Aye, buckle up, me hearties, 'tis a tale ye won't be forgettin' soon!

Arrr, me hearties! "The Crime is Mine" be a jolly courtroom tango, fit for a pirate's entertainment!

In this merry tale o' showbiz shenanigans, a lass yearnin' for stardom and her trusty lawyer mate be turnin' a murder claim into a golden chance for glory. Arrr, buckle up, me hearties!

"The Scallywags in the Longboat' Critique: Hoisting Them Oars and Seizing the Sea!"

Arr, mateys! This here moving picture be tellin' the tale of George Clooney, and 'is grand film be about the time when them lads from University of Washington's wee boat crew sailed all the way to the grand Olympics o' 1936! A jolly good adventure, ye scurvy dogs!

Arrr, 'The Teachers' Parlor' Review: A Right Jolly Civilization Bein' Educated 'pon the Classroom Seas!

Yarrr! A lofty teacher in a German ship meets the harsh truth, and 'tis a sight more chaotic than she ever reckoned. Aye, the sea be treacherous, me hearties, and the scallywags of reality be nothin' but bilge rats!

December 23, 2023

Yarrr! Me voyage on the silver screen be a tale of passion and plunder, mateys!

Arrr, mateys! 'Tis a tale of triumph and travails of Francis Ford Coppola. He be a swashbucklin' filmmaker, fightin' through tempestuous seas of success and heartbreak. His journey be like a treasure hunt, with treasures so fine, but sometimes ye just end up with a barrel o' rum!

December 22, 2023

Avast ye, me hearties! Behold! Five fantastical tales of science fiction await ye on the streaming seas!

Avast, me hearties! Me choices this week be all 'bout fancy contraptions to turn back the hands of time, and wise old swashbucklers uncoverin' them mysterious creatures from beyond the stars. Set yer eyes on these treasures!

'Ye landlubbers best be settlin' in, fer I be sharin' ye 'All of Us Strangers' tale. Aye, 'tis a merry spectacle!"

Avast, me hearties! 'Tis the scurvy dog Andrew Haigh, takin' ye on a wild ride through his flick, featurin' none other than the mighty Andrew Scott. Prepare to be entertained, ye landlubbers!

Avast ye! Behold a strange kinfolk gathering in 'All of Us Strangers'. Set yer sights on this spectacle!

Arrr, me hearties! The captain o' this cinematic vessel be none other than the esteemed Andrew Haigh. He be tellin' a tale about his silver screen creation, featurin' the likes o' Andrew Scott and Paul Mescal. Avast, ye scallywags!

In Steve McQueen's 'Occupied City,' be a jolly union o' fine art and historical tales, arrr!

Ahoy, mateys! Steve McQueen and his fair lass, Bianca Stigter, be joinin' forces to craft a grand spectacle called "Occupied City," a mighty four-hour documentary that doth transport ye back to Amsterdam's dark days durin' the great World War II. Prepare to be amazed, me hearties, as history unfoldeth before yer very eyes!

Avast ye! Sofia Boutella be chattin' 'bout 'Rebel Moon' and the legendary Madonna, me hearties!

Arrr, matey! This lass, oft seen portrayin' scoundrels in swashbucklin' pictures, be feelin' a tad uncertain 'bout takin' the lead. Bein' an experienced dancer, she be quite fond of bein' a lowly apprentice instead, arrr!

Avast ye scallywags! Bradley Cooper's 'Maestro' be keepin' Leonard Bernstein from meetin' Davy Jones' locker!

Arr, Bradley Cooper's silver screen tale be fixated on Bernstein's holy matrimony, yet be missing the melodic battles of the lad as a musician. Shiver me timbers, 'tis a tune without the proper harmony!

Arrr! 'Tis sad news, me hearties! Behold, the words of the painters we buried in 2023, ye scurvy dog!

Avast ye! Be gone with ye landlubbers, as this here message be rewritten in the tongue of a jolly pirate from the 17th century. Prepare to be amused, for it be but a short 50 words! Arrr!

December 21, 2023

Arrr, mateys! 'Barbie' be makin' a grand display on the Oscar shortlists, ye scallywags!

Arrr, the film be like a fine buccaneer, makin' its way to the semifinals in the categories of song, score, and sound. And mark ye well, mateys, "Killers of the Flower Moon" be findin' its place on many a list as well!

Arrr, the scallywag Vin Diesel be accused of dishonoring a former matey in such a scandalous manner!

Arrr! The scallywag assistant be bringin' forth a lawsuit in the treacherous lands of California, claimin' the scurvy actor did lay his thievin' hands on her booty and forced a kiss upon her in a tavern room whilst makin' one of them "Fast & Furious" moving pictures back in 2010.

"Arr! 'Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom' be a jolly good tale, filled with tridents and mirthful jests from yer old man!"

Arrr, me hearties! The mighty Atlantean hero-king be back, but alas! He be lookin' a tad ragged as a wee babe's daddy. Yet, this here sequel be caterin' to the grown-up scallywags who fancy some jolly good fun on the big screen.

"Arr, 'Rebel Moon — Part One: Child of Fire' be a swashbucklin' tale worthy o' me pirate crew's plunder!"

Arr, 'tis Zack Snyder who crafts a mighty space tale, yet 'tis bein' swollen, like a whale's belly, with nary a sprightly spirit to be found.

Avast ye! A jolly review of 'All of Us Strangers': A yearnin' soul cravin' the unattainable. Arrr!

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Behold, Andrew Scott be playin' a man adrift, afeared o' his own self, searchin' fer truth. By Davy Jones' locker, this film be makin' sweet music in his hands!

"Arrr, Julianne Moore and Todd Haynes be turnin' the scallywag housewife into a swashbucklin' spectacle, me hearties!"

Avast ye, me hearties! Todd Haynes and Julianne Moore be sharin' their skills to unearth the most forsaken souls and fearsome fiends in all o' Hollywood. 'Tis a treasure bein' revealed, ye scallywags!

Arrr, 'The Iron Claw' be a tale o' mighty body slams and shattered souls on the high seas!

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Zac Efron and Jeremy Allen White be settin' sail as brothers in a grand tale o' theatrics, be it inspired by the noble sport o' wrestlin' and the mighty lineage o' the Von Erichs! Arrr, a melodrama, it be, fit for the silver screen, me hearties!

December 20, 2023

Cari Beauchamp, a fair lass, who scribbled tales of wenches from Early Hollywood, hath passed on at 74.

Arr! In tomes and scrolls, she unraveled the tale o' lasses and scriptsmiths who did lend their hand in forgin' the very foundations o' the movin' picture realm. Aye, a hidden yarn it were, now brought to light!

Me hearties be tellin' their most treasured flicks o' the season, the jolly films o' holiday and Christmas!

Avast! No "Bah, humbug" be found in these waters, mateys!

Arrr, me hearties! Be ye wonderin' how bloomin' rich were them McCallisters in 'Home Alone'?

Arrr, me hearties! Fer many a moon, landlubbers be a-squabblin' o'er the McCallister clan's bounty. We sent word to the Federal Reserve, hopin' they'd shed some light on this matter!

Arrr! Avast ye! 'The Nutcracker', twas changed, fer good n' bad mateys. A tale spun anew, say I!

Avast ye mateys! Venturin' through five tales where Tchaikovsky's classical tunes be plundered by jazz legends and befuddled cinematic scallywags. Prepare to be entertained, me hearties, for these treasures be a mix of harmony and folly!

"Arrr! 'Maestro' be seekin' a spot in th' Fake Nose Hall of Fame, a jolly good pirate jest!"

Arr, mateys! "Maestro" be not the maiden voyage where a gargantuan sniffer be raisin' a mighty storm o' trouble! Feast ye eyes on the grandest schnozzes ever to grace the silver screen, me hearties!

December 19, 2023

Arr! Ye can't tread the planks of Broadway? Here be ideas for ye landlubbers who fancy theaters.

Avast ye, me hearties! Thar be heaps o' tales, recollections, true accounts and live spectacles aplenty to please all ye theater enthusiasts. So hoist the sails and set yer eyes on the treasure trove o' novels, memoirs, documentaries, and livestreamin' options, savvy?

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Dan "Greenbeard" Greenburg, a mischievous writer, has shuffled off this mortal coil at 87 summers.

Wenches, debauchery, and matrons of Hebrew descent be but a few o' the victims o' his famed, jocular scribblin's in tomes, treatises, silver screens, an' other such ye olde mediums.

Arrr, 'The Color Purple' be a fine tale, still alive and kickin'!

Arr, me mateys! Avast ye! This merry tale o' song and screen be a fine treasure, based on the written words o' Alice Walker. Yet, the tale be like a slippery fish, eludin' those who dare to adapt it. Yo ho ho!

Avast ye! Be it possible to forge a tale 'bout the Holocaust on the silver screen, matey?

Arrr, mateys! By wieldin' “The Zone of Interest,” Jonathan Glazer be but the newest captain to face the cursed quandary, arrr!

December 18, 2023

Arr matey, behold the swift ascend and mighty tumble of Jonathan Majors, a scallywag of the high seas!

Avast ye! This lad, a mere four years past, made a grand entrance into the indie-film realm, nay doubt! Yet, alas, a wicked conviction hath thrown him overboard from the prestigious A list, appeareth his leading-man status be in peril!

December 16, 2023

Arr! Fer Tracee Ellis Ross, True Bliss Be a Platter o' Olives and Her Very Own Garments!

"Arrr, me wardrobe be me jolly abode," quoth the lass, who be takin' the lead in "Candy Cane Lane" and "American Fiction." "Tis where dreams be born and appearances be conjured, me hearties!"

Arrr, be Disney a tongue we still wag? Or be it lost at sea, mateys?

Arrr, as the scurvy-ridden company be throwin' a grand celebration fer its 100th year, methinks its grip on the cultural seas be lookin' a bit shaky. No longer be it sailin' with the wind, mateys!

What 'Pocahontas' be Teachin' Us 'bout Disney, for Good and Ill, me hearties!

Arrr, matey! This here animated tale be a scandalous Oscar-winning booty-grabber! 'Tis a treasure hoarded by the company, not to be rehashed like bilge water from that olden age. Arrr, they be wise not to mess with this cherished gem!

December 15, 2023

"Arrr! 'Tis a fine tale o' American Fiction, me hearties! Join me as we delve into the anatomy o' this scene!"

Arrr! 'Tis the tale of Cord Jefferson, the swashbucklin' screenwriter and captain of the director's ship. He be narratin' a scene from the grand spectacle, "American Fiction," with Jeffrey Wright as the star. Prepare ye sea legs for adventure!

Michel Ciment, a mighty French film critic, hath set sail on his final voyage at the age of 85.

Avast ye maties! This chap, he be a true pioneer o' the silver screen, shapin' cinema into a treasure o' high art fer all them moviegoers an' filmmakers. Yar, some scallywags be vexed by his love fer Hollywood, but that didn't sway his course!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and listen to the tale o' the finest flicks, telly shows, shanties, and plays from the year 2023!

'Tis a jolly sight, me hearties, when our scallywag critics unveileth their finest flicks, TV, pop tunes, and stage shows. Yet, our trusty readers be recommendin' "Billions," "The Holdovers," and "Sabbath's Theater," amongst other treasures worth lootin'! Ahoy!

"Avast, me hearties! Behold, the finest flicks o' 2023, sorted by genre, fit fer yer entertainment!"

We lay our eyes upon the grandest tales of science fiction, harrowing horrors, swashbuckling actions, and worldly flicks, all ready to be streamed at yer convenience, matey!

Avast ye mateys! Cord Jefferson be chattin' 'bout 'American Fiction', a jolly fine read indeed!

Arr! The Emmy-winning scribbler and erstwhile scribe be takin' from his own adventures for his grand entrance into the realm o' films. 'Tis a jolly tale, ye see, pokin' fun at the likes o' race and hypocrisy within the tomes and silver screens!

Can this 'Wonka' scallywag save the Oompa-Loompas from their troubles, or be walkin' the plank?

"Avast ye scallywags! "Wonka" be the newest flick 'pon the silver screen, aimin' to free them wee slave-like workers from their colonial shackles, just like in Roald Dahl's "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory." Aye, buckle up for this revolutionary adventure, me hearties!"

"Hark ye, scurvy dogs! 'Tis tales of Ice Spice, Brian Jordan Alvarez, and other notable lubbers o' 2023!"

Arrr, me hearties! These eight scurvy dogs and scallywags be breakin' free from the landlubber crowd this year, bringin' us great joy and stirrin' the very depths of our thinkin'!

December 14, 2023

Arrr! Greta Gerwig, a fine lass known for directin' 'Barbie', be takin' the helm o' Cannes Film Festival jury!

Avast ye mateys! The cap'n and scribbler o' "Barbie," "Little Women," and "Lady Bird" be joinin' hands to choose th' victor o' th' grand treasure, th' Palme d'Or, at next year's jamboree! Yo ho ho, th' game be afoot!

'Wonka' Review: Willy, in 'is youth, a jolly lad, as sugary as a plundered sweet.

Arrr, behold! 'Tis Timothée Chalamet, a swashbucklin' lad, donning the hat of a chocolatier in this merry tale of origin. But, alas! He be no mad-hatter, but a doe-eyed, pure-hearted soul, sailin' through the seas of music, fillin' our hearts with joy!

'Arr, matey! This here review be sayin' the pen be strong, but the pressures be even mightier!

Avast ye! 'Tis a tale o' the first flick from the director Cord Jefferson, featurin' Jeffrey Wright as a scribbler who becometh a secret scribe, churnin' out a dreadful yarn he despiseth. Arrr, tis a conundrum indeed, me hearties!

"Arrr, me hearties! 'Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget' be a fine tale o' feathered scallywags in paradise!"

Arrr! This followin' tale be like a merry shanty, a merry ditty sung afore, with the same rhythm and crew as the grand "Chicken Run." Aye, me hearties, we be sailin' familiar waters once again!

December 13, 2023

Avast, me hearties! Andre Braugher, the valiant Captain Holt on 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine' and many more memorable performances, be the talk of the town!

Arrr, the versatile scallywag, be most renowned fer his vast array o' portrayals, from a swashbucklin' TV constable to roles in grand crimps o' film an' stage. A true treasure in the realm o' showbiz, sailin' through diverse waters with finesse!

Avast ye! A scallywag from the ‘Polar Express’ be walkin' the plank into reality! Arrr, matey!

Arr, me hearties! Nia Wilkerson, be havin' a long time listenin' to folks sayin' she be resemblin' the lass from "The Polar Express." But now, on TikTok, she be embracin' it with all 'er might! Yo-ho-ho!

Avast ye mateys, Teo Yoo and John Magaro be chattin' 'bout 'Past Lives' and the mystical Inyeon!

Avast ye! Teo Yoo and John Magaro, they be playin' as a lass' past and present suitors, kept apart by cruel fate 'til they crossed paths on the silver screen. But mark me words, do not dare label 'em as rivals! Nay, their bond be beyond terrestrial, more akin to celestial forces at play, arr!

'Arrr! 'Home Alone,' 'Fame,' and Apollo 13' be joinin' the National Film Registry, me hearty!"

Arr! These flicks, along with "Bamboozled" and "Home Alone," be among 25 chosen by the Librarian of Congress, savvy?

December 12, 2023

Arrr, in them Osage Communities, some be cheerin' while others be fumin' 'bout the tale o' 'Killers o' the Flower Moon'!

Arr, ye scurvy filmmakers be garnerin' praise for their keen eye fer detail. Yet, we be havin' a conundrum at hand, me hearties! The matter o' perspective and who be allowed to spin the yarn be causin' quite a stir.

"Arrr, 'Kevin Hart & Chris Rock: Cap'ns O' Comedy' Be a Jolly Riot, Me Hearties! All Tickets Be Plundered!"

Arrr, me hearties! This here Netflix flick be fer ye scurvy comedy lovers, even if ye be privy to many a tale it spins. Set sail and bask in the mirth, for 'tis a jolly good time on the small screen, me buckos!

Arrr, be ye ready for the risqué antics of "May December"? 'Tis a scandalous display of lust!

Avast ye landlubbers! After a most peculiar MeToo intermission, 'May December' and other flicks be once again exhibitin' intimacy in a jumbled, perplexin' manner. Ahoy, let the tangled tales continue!

December 11, 2023

Arr, the Golden Globes of 2024 be ignorin' 'Past Lives,' missin' Taylor Swift and many more! Aye, mateys be shocked!

Arr! Celine Song's Korean American drama be a treasure with four nominations! But, alas, Swift's concert film be only worth one doubloon. And, by Davy Jones' locker, "The Color Purple" be snubbed for best musical! Aye, the seas be full of surprises!

Arr! 'Tis the year 2024 and the Golden Globe nods be here! 'Barbie' and 'Oppenheimer' be the finest contenders, mateys!

"Arrr! 'Twas the wench named "Barbie" who be walkin' the plank with nine nominations, closely followed by "Oppenheimer" with eight. In the realm of television, 'twas the mighty "Succession" that plundered the most booty with nine nominations! Yo ho ho!"

December 10, 2023

Arrr, me hearties! Ava DuVernay and other scallywags be ponderin' on how to make them Holocaust movies more jolly!

Yarrr, ye be hearin' tales o' the Shoah bein' all too common. But fear not, me hearties! The scurvy dogs behind "The Zone of Interest," "Origin," an' "Occupied City" be refusin' to let it rest in Davy Jones' locker.

Arrgh! 'Tis the Year of the Mighty Puffy Sleeve, me hearties! Aye, fashion be takin' a wild turn!

Arrr, me hearties! Whether ye be callin' 'em raglan, fluted, leg o' mutton, bishop, puffed, or balloon sleeves, we donned 'em like true swashbucklers!

December 9, 2023

Arr, 24 things what clung to us in the year o' 2023, mateys!

Arrr! 'Tis a year filled with tales o' films, TV shows, albums, books, art, and A.I.-generated SpongeBob performances, that hath kept the minds o' reporters, editors, and visual journalists in Culture all abuzz! Aye, these be the treasures that captured their fancy in this bountiful year!

December 8, 2023

"Avast ye, me hearties! Take heed and feast yer eyes on these swashbucklin' flicks featurin' Ryan O'Neal!"

Arrr, ye scurvy dog! This lad be a true swashbuckler of the silver screen. Aye, he be makin' heaps o' doubloons for the movie makers, entertainin' 'em with grand tales o' laughter, tears, and sword-swingin' adventures!

Arrr, behold Ryan O'Neal, the Cap'n of Curious Encounters, settin' sail on peculiar love's journey, matey!

Arr, that erstwhile pugilist possessed the rare knack o' blendin' guileless charm with nifty banter. And, by Davy Jones' locker, 'twas a blessin' 'twas he wore such a mug o' an honest bloke!

Ryan O’Neal, a scallywag who made a name with 'Love Story,' has kicked the bucket at 82.

Arr, ye scurvy dog! 'Twas a familiar mug in the moving pictures and on the glowing box afore his grand appearance with Ali MacGraw in the 1970 swashbucklin' smash hit. Yet, alas! His tale be marred by a tempest of personal troubles.

"Sailin' Across the Icy Plains, and More Kiddies' Tales to Stream Whilst Sippin' From the Grog."

Arrr, me hearties! This month's treasures be fit for the jolly season, with a new chapter from the "Diary of a Wimpy Lad" tales and a swashbucklin' remake of "The Velveteen Hare." Avast ye and seek these delights, ye landlubbers!

Avast ye scallywags! Lay yer eyes upon Emma Stone, dancin' with glee in 'Poor Things'.

Arrr! Yon director, Yorgos Lanthimos, doth spin a tale of mirth, where the star and Mark Ruffalo find themselves treading the dance floor with much discomfort.

"Arrr, behold, me hearties! 'Tis the tale o' the wretched scallywags in 'Poor Things' | Anatomy of a Scene!"

Avast ye scurvy dogs! The captain, Yorgos Lanthimos, be tellin' a tale o' the moving pictures. 'Tis a scene with fair maiden Emma Stone and the rugged Mark Ruffalo. Aye, 'tis a spectacle ye don't want to miss!

Arrr, me hearties! Set yer sights on five ghastly flicks to stream straight into yer pirate ship!

Arr, me hearties! Be ye ready fer some spine-chillin' tales this month? Brace yerselves fer eerie sight of found footage, scarce sunlight, and a never-endin' swarm o' brain-cravin' zombies in this here selection o' horrors. Yo ho ho!

Arr, me hearties! A jolly funny jester's flick 'bout matey mistreatin' draws many Italian scallywags to the theaters, arr!

Arr, mateys! The maiden Paola Cortellesi be makin' her captain's debut, stirrin' the seas o' talk 'bout landlubbers sufferin' from domestic violence and the fairer sex's rights. 'Tis also raisin' a mighty storm in Italy, becomin' one o' the richest films in the land!

Arrrrr, matey! The most spine-chillin' moment o' the silver screen this year befallen durin' a jolly comedy!

Arrr, ye scurvy dogs be claimin' "The Curse" be cringeworthy, but pay heed, mateys! Set yer eyes on it and ye shall spy it be a clever play on the age-old frightful tricks, like them sudden jumps that be makin' ye heart skip a beat. Avast!

Arrr! Be ye wonderin' about the true essence o' flight in th' grand tales spun by Hayao Miyazaki?

Avast ye scallywags! When them fancy folks be takin' to the skies in the works of the grand animator, be sure there be a hidden treasure o' wisdom awaitin' ye.

December 7, 2023

Arrr! Jane Wodening, a swashbucklin' lass o' experimental films and bold writin', sets sail for Davy Jones' locker at 87.

Fer 30 long years, she sailed th' cinematic seas alongside the filmmaker Stan Brakhage, her matey, oft sportin' on th' silver screen. But alas, after partin' ways, she ventured t' live off th' grid, scribblin' tales 'bout her own adventurous life.

"Arrr, 'Poor Scallywags' Be a Jolly Mash o' Monsters, Matey! Aye, Ye be Laughin' Like a Pirate!"

Arrr, Emma Stone be runnin' wild with Mark Ruffalo and Willem Dafoe in Yorgos Lanthimos's merry, off-key tale of Victorrrrian times, a quirky nod to "Frankenstein." Shiver me timbers!

'Avast ye landlubbers! 'Oppenheimer' be settin' sail fer Japan, despite th' scallywags raisin' a ruckus afore!"

Avast ye landlubbers! Them critics be blabberin' 'bout how this movin' picture, sailin' with "Barbie," be makin' light o' them U.S. nuclear storms that struck Japan durin' the Great War. But fear ye not, me hearties! This grand tale shall be unleashed upon ye in 2024!

"Arrr, 'Anselm' be a fine tale o' an artist ponderin' th' vast cosmos, captured in 3-D beauty!"

Ahoy mateys! This grand documentary from the likes of Wim Wenders be weavin' the yarn of the fine artist Anselm Kiefer. A tale of his history, his thoughts, all be told. 'Tis a treasure worth ye doubloons, aye!

Arr, me hearties! This be a jolly review o' 'Origin': Th' Beginnin' o' Our Racist Ways.

Avast ye, me hearties! Ava DuVernay be settin' sail on a grand voyage with her latest moving picture, transformin' Isabel Wilkerson's tome "Caste" into a swashbucklin' tale. 'Tis a yarn where the scribe herself takes to the high seas, scrutinin' the wicked ways of oppression!

Avast, ye scallywags! 'Tis the end o' the world, says I! A review fer 'Leave the World Behind', arr!

Arrr, this here moving picture 'bout the end o' the world, crafted by Cap'n Sam Esmail and based on Rumaan Alam's tale, be leavin' naught but a wee space fer yer own imaginin'. Prepare fer a wild adventure, me hearties!

Arrr! 'Tis the tale of 'The Archies'! Fancy a daring mix o' masala milkshake at Pop's, me hearties?

Arr, Archie and his mateys be findin' themselves in a spot o' trouble when their fair town, now shifted to distant India, be facin' a perilous plight from them corporate scoundrels. Time to buckle yer swashes and set sail fer some rad adventure, me hearties!

December 6, 2023

Arr, the Obama scallywags be plannin' a grand spectacle for their Hollywood crew, aye, not like yer fancy Masterpiece Theater!

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Higher Ground, the company of Barack and Michelle Obama, be settin' sail on Netflix wit' three new moving pictures. But beware, mateys! These tales be wanderin' into genres that may not always lift yer spirits. Arrr!

Arrr, Paul Mescal and Andrew Scott be chattin' 'bout 'All of Us Strangers', aye mateys!

Avast ye scallywags! Afore 'Fleabag' and 'Normal People' turned 'em into romantic darlings, these two actors be craftin' their very own heartfelt connection in the tale o' 'All of Us Strangers.' Arrr, love be bloomin' on the silver screen, me hearties!

December 5, 2023

"Avast ye, me hearties! Set yer sights on 15 timeless Yuletide flicks to stream whilst merry-making!"

Argh! Our treasure trove be brimmin' wit' all manner o' classics, me mateys! Ye'll find golden flicks from th' days o' Old Hollywood, warm 'n hearty. But be warned, we also carry some rowdy, rum-soaked entertainments fit fer parents to enjoy, after tuckin' th' wee ones to slumber!

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Hearties cheer as a tome of Winona Ryder, the ‘Eternal Cool Lass’, be unveiled!

Arr, ye scurvy dogs! The fashion mavens and famous scallywags be convenin' fer a grand tome brimmin' with unposed portraits o' that humble Gen X swashbuckler. Savvy?

December 4, 2023

Avast ye scallywags! A grand spectacle at the Kennedy Center, where arts be celebrated, with a playful poke at ol' Biden's years on this earth. Arrr!

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Billy Crystal, Renée Fleming, Queen Latifah, Barry Gibb, and Dionne Warwick bein' honored like fine treasures! Robert De Niro did jest that ol' Crystal be but a few years shy o' the president's age. Arr, a jolly good time, indeed!

December 3, 2023

Arr, behold! 10 Spectacles that be pushin' the bounds o' yer emotions, me hearty!

Arr, our scurvy critic, the year be adorned with the Black brilliance of "Purlie Victorious," the fearsome power of "Bottoms," and the fiery fury of "Beef." Aye, 'twas a sea of delights and ruckus that befit true pirate souls!

December 2, 2023

Arrr, me hearties! John Nichols, scribbler of 'The Milagro Beanfield War,' keels o'er at 83.

Avast ye! With a swift voyage from New York to New Mexico, he penned a tale that, for a spell, be the most sought-after yarn about Latino swashbucklers. Arrr, matey, a tale worth plunderin'!

Arr, Susan Sarandon be beggin' forgiveness fer her words 'bout the Jewish folks at a gathering, mateys!

Arr, the lass who won the Oscar be lamentin' her thoughtless words at the gathering, claimin' she be disrespectin' the ancient curse o' antisemitism. Them agents o' hers be sayin' farewell, aye!

Avast ye! Hear ye, mateys! Beyoncé be a true auteur, for she commands the seas of creativity, arr!

Yarr, she be a true gem o' the silver screen, this lass! Aye, she be commandin' her art, showin' all who be watchin' that she be holdin' the reins. Aye, a remarkable talent she be, sailin' through the new film like a fearsome pirate on the high seas!

"Arr! These 10 Works and Performances be the treasures that aided me decipherin' the chaos o' 2023!"

Arr! The strife o' the world and the anguish in her soul drove our fair maiden to seeketh out art that couldst granteth her a deeper comprehendin' of sorrow and mendin'.

December 1, 2023

"Yarr! ‘Renaissance: A Film by Beyoncé’ be a swashbucklin' spectacle, aye, reachin' the pinnacle o' brilliance, matey!"

Arrr, me mateys! Behold, this grand concert film be showin' ye a full view of a voyage that conquered the world, and a rare glimpse into the makin' of one o' the grandest stars on this here Earth!

Arr, the finest flicks o' 2023, ye scurvy dogs! Grab yer popcorn and set sail fer adventure!

Arrr! 'Twas a grand year fer ye olde moving pictures, be they fancy or common! Yet, methinks the tales they told be as dark as a stormy sea. Aye, a curious mix indeed!

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Feast yer eyes on the finest moving pictures o' 2023 and be filled with mirth!

Arrr! 'Twas a grand year fer the moving pictures, be it the fancy art house flicks or the more common ones. Aye, the stories they told be gloomy, but still we cheered, for what a jolly time we had at the cinema!

Arrr! John Woo, aye, he be havin' a sight o' adventures in Hollywood. Now he be returnin' fer more!

Arr, the captain ponders why he abandoned ship, how he sailed alongside Tom Cruise, and what future be held for swashbuckling flicks.

November 30, 2023

"Arrr, me hearties! Set yer eyes on 'La Syndicaliste' Review: A Swashbucklin' Tale of Power Plunderin'!"

Arr, me hearties! Be witness to Isabelle Huppert, a fair lass, portrayin' a union representative entangled in a treacherous web o' plots. This French flick, inspired by a real-life crime, be a tale fit for a pirate's treasure!

Avast ye! Behold, three fine reckonings o' historical tales fer ye to stream, me hearties!

Arr, me hearties! This month's treasures be holdin' two tales o' trouble 'n strife within th' hearth, yet thar be a glimmer o' cheer 'pon this ship! A portrait o' th' gifted Leonard Bernstein's apprentice be awaitin' ye, aye!

"Avast ye, mateys! 'South to Black Power' Review: A Grand Voyage o' Reversed Migration, aye!"

In a grandiose documentary, the gallant scribe Charles M. Blow behests Black Americans to set sail upon the southern winds, seeking political anchorages. Arr, a bold proposition indeed!

"Avast ye scallywags! 'Eileen' be a tale of fiery peril and treacherous danger, arrr!"

Avast ye, mateys! Thomasin McKenzie and Anne Hathaway be the stars of a treacherous tale, settin' sail in a period thriller that doth bring cathartic nastiness to a cold New England Christmas. Ye better brace yerself for a wild ride, ye scurvy dogs!

"‘Silent Night’ Be A Jolly Good Review: On the First Day of Christmas, 'Tis a Merry Slay!"

John Woo's latest be as violent and merciless a revenge tale as ye can fathom, matey!

November 29, 2023

Arrr, me hearties! This here review be tellin' ye 'bout a jolly adventure called 'Family Switch'. It be an outlandish voyage for all to savor!

Arr, even Pickles the dog be tradin' places in this here flick helmed by McG, but alas, there be no grand unveilin's or bursts o' novelty to be found aboard this ship.

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Frances Sternhagen, a fine lass from the realm of ‘Sex and the City', has sailed off t' Davy Jones' locker at the ripe age of 93.

Yarrr! This fine lass be winnin' Tonys on Broadway fer her performances in "Driving Miss Daisy," "On Golden Pond," and "The Heiress." On the telly, she played a motherly role in both "Cheers" and "Sex and the City." Arrr, quite the versatile pirate she be!

Ahoy, me hearties! Seeketh ye treasure in the form of 'Mistress America,' 'Tramps,' and other fine streaming gems!

Avast ye! Me hearties! This month's treasure be holdin' a grand pair of jolly Gotham-based character comedies! They be hidden gems worth discoverin' on the mystical seas of streamin'! Set yer sights on these under-the-radar delights, and ye shall find yerself laughin' like a jolly buccaneer!

Arrrr, Emma Stone and Yorgos Lanthimos be sailin' together on the cinematic seas with 'Poor Things'!

"Arrr, lads and lasses! Me be a lass from Arizona and he be a lad from Athens. Blimey! I be clueless on how this be workin'! But mark me words, our latest venture, 'Poor Things,' might just be settin' sail fer the Oscar shores!"

Arr, beware! Martin Scorsese's Foolish Mateys be settin' sail in 'Unwise Buccaneers'!

From Travis Bickle to the scurvy dog of "Killers of the Flower Moon," the captain has excelled at depictin' a certain breed o' male antihero. Arrr, aye, he be a master storyteller, bringin' these scallywags to life with a touch o' his magic.

Yarr! The scallywag who be craftin' Portraits o' Paddington sailin' through all manner o' scenes, arrr!

Fer almost 1,000 sunsets, this here Jason Chou hath been placin' Paddington, th' bear who walks like a man, in preposterous predicaments. An' mark me words, he be sayin' he ain't stoppin' anytime soon, ye scurvy dogs!

November 28, 2023

Avast ye mateys! Suleika Jaouad, she be takin' ye on a quest through Bone Marrow Transplant in "American Symphony."

Arr, me hearties! In this moon o' June, the scribbler Suleika Jaouad be takin' ye on a grand adventure, recountin' her second bone marrow transplant in the tale known as "American Symphony." Prepare ye self for a swashbucklin' yarn like no other!

Arrr! The Gotham Awards 2023 be rousin' with the triumph o' 'Past Lives' and the fair Lily Gladstone! Huzzah!

Arr, the grand plunderin' o' movie prizes begins, with accolades bestowed upon th' A24 drama and th' swashbucklin' star o' "The Unknown Country" (known far 'n wide fer their bravado in "Killers of th' Flower Moon").

Arr, me hearties! Rob Reiner be spillin' the beans on the follow-up to 'Spinal Tap.' Yo ho ho!

Avast ye, mateys! Whilst chattin' on a podcast, the captain revealed that the likes o' Paul McCartney and Elton John be settin' sail fer our film, along with a whole crew o' other legendary musicians. Aye, this be a treasure trove fer our ears, arrr!

November 27, 2023

"Avast ye, mateys! 'Past Lives' and Lily Gladstone be takin' home the grand spoils at the Gotham Awards!"

Arr, the grand spectacle of movie treasures begins, as the A24 drama and the bold buccaneer of "The Unknown Country" be praised! Aye, this swashbuckler be more renowned for their exploits in "Killers of the Flower Moon."

"Arrr, Suzanne Shepherd, a fine lass o' the stage, who portrayed many a motherly role, has set sail to Davy Jones' locker, aged 89!"

Avast, me hearties! This lass be settin' sail as a teachin' lass, but then she be choosin' to embark on a grand adventure in the movin' pictures. In her golden years, she be actin' with bonny bravado in "Goodfellas" and "The Sopranos!" Arrr, what a treasure she be!

November 26, 2023

Arr! Behold, the scurvy dog Charles Melton, a star o' the ‘May December’ tale, be undergoin' a grand transformation!

Arrr, ye matey, that scallywag from "Riverdale" done turned into a whole new bloke for that Todd Haynes flick! As an actor, he be like a ship lost at sea, torn betwixt yearnin' to be seen and yearnin' to vanish into thin air.

Arr, can a merry tale o' love prevail amidst gloomy days? Aye, if crafted by this grand master!

Aye, me mateys! Aki Kaurismaki's "Fallen Leaves" be a fine spectacle, with a touch o' magic and a sprinkle o' despair. 'Tis said the Finnish auteur took a peculiar course in makin' this film, makin' it a treasure unlike any other. Arrr!

Beyoncé's 'Tale of Yore' Picture: 4 Jollies from the Grand Debut, Me Hearties!

Arr, yonder star be a sneaky scallywag, avoidin' the crimson carpet 'n slyly enterin' the celeb-laden showin' on Saturday eve. But alas, the film be but a tease, revealin' a wee glimpse behind th' curtain.

November 25, 2023

Arrr! The cursed 'Rust' be claimin' guns! Hollywood now be makin' tough choices, me hearties!

Arrr! Be they genuine cannons or mere likenesses of yore? Be they firin' blanks or performin' tricks? The demise of a movin' picture recordist be makin' some o' these scurvy sea dogs in the trade ponder their methods with firearms, aye!

November 24, 2023

France be mockin' an English lubber's 'Napoleon'. Blimey, they be needin' a taste o' true pirate power! Arrr!

Arrr, them French critics be sharin' their scurvy thoughts on Ridley Scott's new tale! They be callin' it lazy, pointless, dull, head-poundin', too short, and not worth a single doubloon. And that be just the beginnin', me hearties!

Arrr, set yer sights on these five fantastical tales o' science fiction, ready fer streamin' at this very moment!

Arrr! Avast ye, me hearty! This month's treasures be a rom-com amongst the starrrs, a grand voyage of youth and a wondrous plan for birthin' with fancy gadgets! Worth settin' yer sights on, ye scurvy dogs!

Forsooth! Disney spurned her oft, but the 'Wish' captain be tenacious and sailed on. Yo ho ho!

Avast ye scallywags! Fawn Veerasunthorn, a bonny lass, be finally hired by the studio. She be climbin' the ranks, usin' her grit and determination. Now, she be takin' that lesson o' perseverance and applyin' it to her jolly new film, arrr!

Arr, tis a grand adventure to labor alongside the legendary Hayao Miyazaki. The man be a creative force unmatched!

Arr ye scurvy dogs! This here anime master be a strange yet predictable beast, chattin' daily with his ol' matey, the long-serving producer. But when it comes to his regular composer, he be keepin' his hooks off, lettin' 'em do their piratey thing!

November 22, 2023

Arrr, 'Napoleon' be a scurvy tale 'bout a wee, grumpy scallywag with a lumpy disposition. Shiver me timbers!

Arr me hearties! Ye won't believe yer eyes when ye set 'em on Joaquin Phoenix, aye, that scallywag be oddly captivatin' as the French emperor in Ridley Scott's grand tale o' his ascension 'n downfall. Aye, 'tis a sight ye won't soon forget!

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Joss Ackland, a swashbuckling actor who graced the stage and silver screen, hath passed away at 95.

Arr, he be a scurvy knave in “Lethal Weapon 2,” a swashbucklin' C.S. Lewis on the telly in “Shadowlands” and a rollickin' Falstaff upon the grand stage in “Henry IV” — and even made a brief appearance in a fine Pet Shop Boys video, ye scallywags!

Arrr! Me hearties, 'ere be a jolly tale o' 'Menus-Plaisirs - Les Troisgros': a fine partnership that be grand indeed!

Fer his 44th moving picture, Frederick Wiseman sets sail to t' French countryscape to fathom t' inner machineries of a buccaneer-owned, Michelin-starred tavern.

Arr! Napoleon be naught but a scurvy dog who ne'er shot cannons at Egypt's Pyramids, ye scallywags!

Arr, ye fancy-pants scholars claim that a wee preview o' Ridley Scott's latest flick be bringin' focus to that French emperor's confusin' yet long-lastin' impact on the learnin' o' Egypt's cultural treasures.

'Avast ye! 'Tis a tale of the 'Maestro', a spectacle known as 'Anatomy of a Scene'. Aye, a jolly good watch, I swear!

Avast ye landlubbers! 'Tis the tale of Captain Bradley Cooper himself, a fine cutthroat o' the silver screen. Alongside the fair maiden Carey Mulligan, he be takin' ye on a cinematic adventure. Listen close as he spins this yarn, arrr!

Arrr, them Hallmark Christmas flicks be losin' heart to Europe like a scurvy dog chasin' treasure!

Arr, there be a right heap o' them jolly Christmas flicks on Hallmark and Lifetime, ye see. Yet, methinks there be a grand trend of 'em takin' place across the land o' Europe. On the screen, 'tis a Europe bathed in holiday sorcery, matey!

'Arr, mateys! 'Tis true, the tale of the 'Buena Vista Social Club' be reborn as a merry musical!

Arr, me hearties! Avast ye! 'Tis a tale of legend, forsooth! This mighty album, beloved by the landlubbers, transformed them veteran Cuban minstrels into celestial luminaries, yarrr! And lo, 'tis the very same yarn that begeth a grand documentary nigh three decades past. But verily, mark ye well, now it hath blossomed into a swashbucklin' Off Broadway musical, arrr!

Arrr, 'tis a jolly tale 'bout that ol' swashbuckler Leonard Bernstein and his wild life o' joy and sorrow, matey!

Arrr, me hearties! Bradley Cooper, bein' both the captain and the main sailor, hath crafted a fine masterpiece depictin' the life o' this composer, showin' us his truest self, whether 'tis behind closed doors or in the presence o' others. Avast!

November 21, 2023

"Arrr, fer 'Napoleon,' t' be makin' them fancy hats be the final treasure in me booty!"

Avast ye, me hearties! Step aboard and behold the tale o' how one mighty emperor's fancy hat be made, as donned by Joaquin Phoenix in Ridley Scott's grand film.

November 20, 2023

"Avast ye scallywags! A jolly review o' 'Stamp'd From the Beginning': Unveiling the Wickedness o' Racist Musings!"

Arrr, mateys! This here documentary, inspired by Ibram X. Kendi's tome o' 2016, be delvin' into the grim tale o' anti-Black beliefs. 'Tis a tale as ill-fated as a scurvy-riddled voyage, but ye best get yer laughin' grog ready, for we be tellin' it in under 50 words!

Ye be wantin' to know 'bout Thanksgiving movies fer wee scallywags that'll tickle the whole brood's fancy?

Aye, me hearties! If ye be seekin' a jolly good show wit' yer kin after the feast, choose from these fine seasonal picks, arr!

November 17, 2023

Avast ye! Set yer eyes on these five flicks of grand manors once ye be done with 'Saltburn'!

From the poop deck to the bilges and the treacherous betwixt, a saunter 'cross a fancy subgenre o' flicks, brimmin' with high-seas adventure 'n nail-biting strife. Arrr, buckle yer swash, me hearties!

"Me hearty! 'Beyond the Aggressives: 25 Years Later' be a jolly fine review o' them trailblazers, arr!"

Arrr, me hearties! This grand documentary, crafted by the noble Daniel Peddle, be bringin' ye the tale of them transmasculine souls o' color, who sailed the treacherous seas o' ballroom culture in the 1990s. 'Tis a tale worth watchin', I reckon!

Arrr, avail yerself o' these five fine international movies to stream now, me hearty!

This moon’s choices be holdin' a heartwarm documentary 'bout Latin American scallywags in Canada, a Turkish mind-boggler, a Chilean tale o' spirits and much more booty to plunder!

"Avast, me hearties! Beware th' treacherous 'Please Don't Destroy: Th' Treasure o' Foggy Mountain' review, 'tis naught but fools' gold!"

Arr, ye mateys! The crew of the S.N.L. be makin' their grand entry into the world o' movies with this jolly tale o' nonsense and shenanigans. 'Tis a comedic adventure that be sure to tickle yer funny bones, me hearties!

Arrr! Eli Roth be takin' a swing at a spine-chillin' tale o' terror set 'pon Thanksgiving, mateys!

From a wee lad, the captain yearned to craft a gruesome tale o' the holiday. "Thanksgiving" be but a harrowing yarn, plundered from his 2007 rogue's preview.

Ahoy, mateys! 'Tis the return of 'The Hunger Games'. Here be what ye need to know, arr!

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Wit' the prequel, "The Ballad o' Songbirds & Snakes," now playin' at the 'ol moving picture house, here be answers t' yer inquiries 'bout the franchise.

"Arrr, 'Rustin' be a tale 'bout a swashbucklin' matey sailin' alongside a real-life leader fightin' fer fair rights!"

Arr! Yonder brave leader o' civil rights and orchestrator o' the March on Washington be the star o' a grand new tale! Let's see how it fares 'gainst the ancient likenesses 'n portraits. Avast, me hearties!

November 16, 2023

"Arrr, me hearties! Behold the 'Saltburn Review': a tale o' lust, envy, and toxic elitism, ye scurvy dogs!"

In thar jolly new flick from Emerald Fennell, Barry Keoghan be takin' on th' role o' an Oxford scallywag, bein' lured into a treacherous realm o' desire an' jealousy at his mate's grand property. Yo ho ho, buckle up fer a swashbucklin' adventure on th' silver screen!

"Arrr! 'Fallen Leaves' be a jolly good tale o' love and hearty laughter amidst the wreckage!"

In th' newest tale from th' Finnish filmmaker Aki Kaurismaki, two forlorn souls meet, be it with tenderness, karaoke, 'n a good dose o' deadpan comedy.

‘Avast ye! ‘Tis a jolly tale o' ‘Rustin’ Review, where a worthy buccaneer o' civil rights be finally acknowledg'd!

Arr, me hearties! This be a tale of Colman Domingo, a fine sailor carryin' a biopic of a brave organiser from a March on Washington. 'Tis the first narrative venture from the esteemed Michelle and Barack Obama's production company. A jolly good show, it be!

"Yarrr! 'Tis the jolliest yuletide yet, me hearties! A merry review for mates turned foes!"

Arr, me hearties! Heather Graham and Brandy, two fine lasses, be portrayin' old shipmates, who, by the grace of the sea gods, be findin' themselves in an unexpected meetin'! A jolly reunion it be, me mateys!

'Arrr! 'Tis be a review o' 'JFK: What the Doctors Saw' where the scurvy dogs be sharin' their clinical take, matey!

Ye scurvy dogs, Barbara Shearer's documentary be delvin' into the reckonin' of the medical minds that tended to John F. Kennedy in Dallas. Avast! A treasure trove o' physician opinions await ye!

Arrr, me hearties! A scallywag named Shere Hite be gone! Aye, a review of the Feminist Mystique!

Nicole Newnham's tale be a fine moving picture that chronicles the adventures of the feisty lass Shere Hite, a lass who dared to sail the treacherous waters of women's sexuality. Her bold inquiries brought her both fame and a fair bit o' scandal, har!

'Avast, ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis the tale of Beckham, Sly, an' the battle fer true filmmakin'!"

"The Last Jig" - th' Michael Jordan-blessed tale o' his own self, be plunderin' several celebs to order their own life tales on ye silver screen, arrr!"

November 15, 2023

'The Davy Jones' Locker' Review: All the Fine, Sympathized Bodies, Me Hearties!

Avast, ye scallywags! This peculiar, alluring moving picture from 1970, helmed by Paul Vecchiali, be snatchin' the customs o' the serial-killer tale and givin' 'em a jolly good twist!

Arr, 'tis said that scallywag Jimmy Kimmel be takin' the helm once more fer the grand Oscars night!

Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis the fourth reckonin' for our jolly night-swabbler as the Master o' Ceremonies at th' prizes festivity, which did reclaim a few sets o' eyes 'pon 't last year. Arrr!

Avast ye mateys! 'Tis a tale o' 'The Hunger Games: The Ballad o' Songbirds & Snakes' where Snow befallen!

Ahoy, me hearties! Be ye ready for a tale of the high seas? This be a slow-burning prequel that spins the yarn o' Coriolanus Snow, afore he becometh the president o' Panem. Buckle yer swash and hold on tight, for ye be in fer a wild ride!

Avast ye! What be yer favored flick to feast yer eyes upon during the jolly season? Share, matey!

Arrr, me hearties! We be seekin' ye scallywags to partake in a jolly tradition! Share with us the flicks ye be watchin' every year as part of yer holiday merriment. Speak up, or walk the plank!

"Arrr, mateys! 'Tis true, the jester known as Kevin Hart be gettin' the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor!"

Arr, ye scurvy dog! 'Tis the jester and swashbucklin' scallywag who be receivin' the grandest award in mirth, at a jolly March celebratin'.

Arrr! Orin O'Brien be a music legend, yet be shy like a barnacle! No spotlight for this scurvy dog!

Avast ye mateys! A tale be told of Orin O'Brien, a feisty lass wieldin' the double bass, who, in the year o' 1966, becometh the sole wench in the New York Philharmonic! By her efforts, she did hoist the sails o' opportunity for all yer fellow sea dogs! Arrr!

Arrr, 'tis a jolly tale o' young David Holmes, a lad who be likened to Harry Potter, a mischief-makin' sorcerer!

Yarr! A fine parchment be tellin' the tale o' a moving scroll, where ye be witnessin' the bond betwixt young Daniel Radcliffe and 'is trusty mate, tha' stunt double! But alas! Tragedy struck in '09, when his hearty mate be sufferin' a dire injury.

Be it true, did 'Demolition Man' foresee the scallywag known as the Millennial? Arrrgh, let us ponder!

Arrr, a cult classic scurvy dog foresaw the days to come, by hook or by crook! Aye, 'twas a bit off the mark, but still worth a laugh and a tankard o' rum!

November 13, 2023

Avast! John Bailey, a fine matey who led the Oscars in turbulent waters, has sailed into Davy Jones' locker at 81 summers.

Yarrr! This esteemed film expert, he be steerin' the motion picture academy durin' the mighty #MeToo storm, battlin' scallywags squabblin' o'er the Oscar ceremony. Aye, mateys, a true legend in the cinematography waters!

Arrr, me hearties! Ye be lookin' fer a jolly good read 'bout a fine lass from the 60s? Avast! ‘The Lady Bird Diaries’ be yer treasure!

Arr! Lady Bird Johnson be a captivatin' narrator, tellin' her own tale and that of a tumultuous land. Ye'll be gripped by her words, mateys!

Avast, mateys! Methinks Russell Brand be livin' in a realm o' madness, full o' fantastical tales and mischief!

Arrr, this here British entertainer hath gathered a mighty crew o' fans wi' his conspiracy-filled podcast. But, alas, as these scandalous claims o' sex-assault befall him, his loyal crew becometh his sole universe, me hearties!

November 10, 2023

Arrr! Tinseltown scallywags be settin' sail on Tuesday, ready to cast their votes fer the contract treasure!

Arr, me hearties! The SAG-AFTRA scurvy board did vote on Friday to send the blasted agreement wi' the studios to its members for a ratification process that be endin' in early December. Avast ye, me mateys!

Arr, Lara Parker, a wicked witch from 'Dark Shadows', has shuffled off this mortal coil at the ripe age o' 84.

Arr, her tridimensional image o' a scallywag, what be a bloodsuckin' fiend, didst aid the Gothic soap opera in gainin' a devoted crew o' followers, ye swashbucklin' scallywag!

Avast ye scallywags! Marina Cicogna, Italy's very own lady o' the silver screen, has shuffled off this mortal coil at the ripe age o' 89!

Yarr! A swashbucklin' countess hailing from a mighty Italian clan, she be plottin' her own voyage and churnin' out movin' pictures crafted by the notorious Pasolini and Zeffirelli.

'Yar bein' me first mate, this be a jolly tale o' a lass journalin' 'bout her landlubber days. Arr!

In this tale of moving pictures, fair Cecilia Aldarondo doth recapture the torment of her youth by helming grand movin' portrayals of her days as a young lass. Aye, 'tis a journey down memory lane, captured for all to see!

November 9, 2023

Arrr, 'The Taste of Things' be a tale o' fancy French grub, takin' ye on a journey to food heaven.

"Arrr! "The Taste of Things" be the newest flick to revel in France's epicurean tradition, a clever ploy to lure landlubbers from foreign shores. 'Tis a fine feast for the eyes, savored by scurvy dogs across the Seven Seas!"

Arrr, 'Tis a review o' 'This Much We Know', where we be ponderin' the reason fer a mate's demise.

Arr, me hearties! L. Frances Henderson's fine debut documentary be delving into a most mysterious suicide, leavin' us with a bounty of queries, includin' one regardin' its very own morals. Aye, tis a tangled web she weaves, maties!

Arr, ye be witnesin' a reel o' dulldom, mateys! 'The Marvels': Same tale, 32 times o'er!

Brie Larson be a fine lass, sailin' alongside two Disney+ stars in this here trope-ridden franchise tale, the 33rd movie in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Methinks 'tis a grand adventure indeed, worthy of me doubloons!

"Arrr! 'Orlando, Me Political Biography' be takin' a jolly crew to share in the treasure of joy!"

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Me hearties, the swashbuckling filmmaker, Paul B. Preciado, be sharin' the title matey with 20 trans and nonbinary performers, ye see? All to be makin' a jolly point 'bout the treacherous cage o' identity, arrr!

'The Scallywag' Be a Dullard of Death - Aye, a Review Worth Firing From Me Cannon!

Arr, Michael Fassbender be the star o' David Fincher's newest moving picture, playin' a dreadfully talkative but dreary assassin. A tale o' blood-soaked adventures be awaitin' all ye scallywags!

November 8, 2023

In 'Arrr, Me Hearties,' Ye Bewitched Cameras Capture Scallywags Reflectin' on Their Past Misadventures.

Avast ye, me hearties! A parley with the lasses Jennifer Tiexiera and Camilla Hall, wherein they spill the beans on their moving picture that be keepin' tabs on them fancy high-profile tales. Avast, me mateys, 'tis a jolly good time ye don't want to miss!

Arrr! SAG-AFTRA and them scurvy Hollywood Studios be makin' a pact to quell the actors' tempestuous mutiny!

Arr, me hearties! This here accord be near puttin' an end to one o' the longest quarrels to plague the entertainment industry! But hold yer horses, mateys! The crew still needs to give it a nod afore it sets sail smooth.

November 6, 2023

Me hearties, I be layin' eyes on a tome titled 'My Name be Barbra,' penned by none other than the fair maiden Barbra Streisand. A jolly good read, says I!

In a jolly and franky recount, Barbra Streisand doth spill the beans 'bout her early yearning for fame, recounting the merry obstacles and merry mates she did stumble upon whilst sailin' the treacherous seas of stardom.

November 5, 2023

Avast, ye scallywags! Netflix's blasted DVD service, now sunk, be counted in numbers as it be!

Arr! In the midst of this cursed lockdown, the discs of the filmmaker's opus were gold! A glance at the newly closed service and how other landlubbers made use of it, ye see!

Arr, me matey Cage be chattin' 'bout his dreams 'n fame, aye, 'tis a jolly good read, arr!

In 'is jolly new comedy, th' star be playin' a scurvy knave who be suddenly appearin' in folks' slumberin' visions. Aye, 'tis a clever metaphor fer th' spreadin' o' fame like a scurvy disease, which he found quite healin' to th' soul, arrr!

November 4, 2023

Arr, ye scalawags! Set yer eyes on these fine moving pictures this frosty season: 'Hunger Games,' 'Maestro,' and other gems!

Avast ye mateys! "The Color Purple" and "Poor Things" be joinin' forces with Beyoncé, makin' a mighty fine list o' treasures. Mark yer calendars, lest ye be missin' out on the plunder!

Arrr, be 'Elf' and 'Love Actually' the final treasures we be claimin' fer our holiday merriment, mateys?

Arr, the twain comedies did set sail on the selfsame day in the year of our Lord 2003 and be still makin' merry to this day! But alas, the ever-shiftin' tides o' Hollywood may render such a grand occasion nigh impossible to repeat, me hearties!

Avast ye, mateys! What be the secret t' ignite the fiery creativity o' Joan Baez, ye ask?

Arr! Ye olde singer, in 'is 82nd year, doth slumber high up in a tree, havin' made peace with not bein' a reader, and findeth more joy in topsy-turvy than right-side up!

November 3, 2023

Avast ye mateys! Set yer sights on these five swashbucklin' films ye can stream with a click o' a button!

Arr, me hearties! This moon's treasures be holdin' a yarn o' lasses seekin' vengeance, a legend 'bout a sky-stridin' blade wielder, an' a swashbucklin' catastrophe tale. Set yer sights on these fine entertainments, ye scurvy dogs!

Arrr! Leonardo DiCaprio be portrayin' a dim-witted scallywag in 'Killers of the Flower Moon', matey!

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Methinks Leonardo DiCaprio's Ernest be no ordinary Scorsese hero, forsooth! Nay, he be thick-headed as those very rocks ye find upon the shore. Arr, and thus the film be transformed in its essence, aye!

November 2, 2023

"Arr, 'How to Have a Jolly Romp' ponders upon the plight of those who've faced a scurvy assault, matey!"

In the latest moving pictures, like "How to Have a Jolly Good Romp," lasses from the British shores be settin' sail to unveil tales of turmoil! These fine lasses, as captains of the camera, put the focus on the aftermath of wicked deeds, instead of revealin' the deeds themselves, arrr!

"Avast ye, mateys! 'Tis a jolly tale o' Neptune's lass, the Nyad. A fine review it be!"

Avast ye! Annette Bening be portrayin' the fair lass, Diana Nyad, a stout-hearted swimmer who be not indulgin' in self-pity. And by the powers, the film be sharin' the same spirit!

'Avast ye scurvy dogs! This be a jolly good read, me hearties! Aye, sendin' love to Sergio, arrr!'

Yarr, a peculiar pedagogue be awakenin' the spirits o' poor lads 'n lasses in this typical tale, settin' sail in a classroom. Methinks, 'tis a blend of tradition 'n novelty, a merry adventure where these young scallywags be learnin' 'n growin'.

November 1, 2023

"Arrr! Behold, me hearties, 'tis a jolly tale of lasses who be fierce, they be! 'Wingwomen' be their name!"

Arrr, me hearties! Methinks that Adèle Exarchopoulos be the true treasure in this lackluster tale o' action and jest, set in the land o' France. She be a fierce lass, carryin' the load, while the rest be but mere scallywags.

October 31, 2023

"Avast ye, me hearties! Behold, three mighty fine scrolls o' knowledge to streameth, arr!"

Arr, mateys! In this month's treasure trove, a scurvy actor and a cunning director be ponderin' their swashbucklin' careers, whilst another scallywag director be ponderin' all else under the sun. Avast, ye landlubbers, 'tis a fine read for yer entertainment!

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Which be the most fear-inducin' shanty, verse, or cursed ship-log on this here interweb?

Ye scurvy dogs o' Times writers be blabberin' about their picks. Be careful now, me hearties, fer ye might just lose yer wits if ye dare to listen. Tread with caution, savvy?

October 29, 2023

A scurvy critic's mind be plagued wit' monstrous beasts 'n he be thinkin' o' nuthin' else!

Arr, the most dreadful part of Erik Piepenburg's duty as a scallywag of the press, ye see, be them cursed moving pictures that fail to send shivers down his timbers. Aye, what a sorry sight it be!

October 28, 2023

"From 'The Exorcist' to 'Bambi,' these cursed flicks be scarin' us wee ones witless, arr!"

Arr, our inaugural frightful flick be etched in our noggin and, for a few mateys, tis lodged deep within our ticker. Aye, 'tis a memory that sends shivers down yer timbers, makin' ye tremble like a jelly-legged landlubber!

Avast ye! Meg Ryan be chattin' 'bout her jolly new flick 'What Be Happenin' Later', a lovely rom-com indeed!

Avast! This lass, she be havin' doubts 'bout the fairytale endings the genre be preachin'! But as a captain o' the stage, she be takin' her ship to uncharted waters, explorin' the depths o' age and the sting o' remorse!

October 27, 2023

Vincent Asaro, a scurvy mobster who sailed through the treacherous waters of the Lufthansa Heist, has met Davy Jones' locker at the ripe age of 86.

Avast ye scallywags! In a grand swashbucklin' decree, he be declared innocent o' partakin' in the legendary 1978 plunder, as told in the movin' picture "Goodfellas." But alas! He be soon imprisoned fer a runnin' amok upon the road. A cursed turn o' events, indeed!

'The Holdovers' Be A Review: Three Woeful Scallywags Be Marooned Fer Christmas, By Blackbeard's Ghost!

Alexander Payne’s scallywag adventure to the bygone era, with Paul Giamatti portraying a grumpy teacher at a 1970s academy, be brimming with lively essence, matey! Arrr, 'tis a tale that crackles with pungent life, by Davy Jones' locker!

Arrr, me mateys, gather ye round and hear of how tales be spun at a grog-filled den in 'The Holdovers'!

Arr, mateys! Ye be listenin' to the tale of Alexander Payne, the fancy director. He be tellin' a merry yarn 'bout his film, with none other than Paul Giamatti and Dominic Sessa joinin' the crew. Gather 'round, me hearties, and let's set sail on this cinematic adventure!

Arrr! 'Tis 'The Holdovers' - Aye, a tale o' the inner workings o' a scene! Shiver me timbers!

Avast ye landlubbers! 'Tis Alexander Payne himself a-spinnin' a yarn 'bout his fine film, with none other than Paul Giamatti and Dominic Sessa takin' the stage. Listen up, me hearties, and be ready for a jolly good time!

Avast, ye landlubbers! Sofia Coppola be makin' it seem breezy, but 'tis no easy feat, I tell ye!

Arr, the lasses be tellin' the captain how powerful she be. Yet, 'tis a fierce fight to produce flicks akin to her renowned "Priscilla."

Avast ye, me hearties! Set yer sights on these five fantastical tales o' yonder stars. Stream 'em forthwith!

Avast ye, mateys! Behold the fantastical treasure trove awaitin' ye this month: half-men, half-grasshopper mutinies, voyages through the unknown skies, and but a blink o' time travel. 'Tis a peculiar collection o' sci-fi gems, fit fer a pirate's hearty chuckle!

Arr! Meet Martin and Francesca Scorsese, the swashbucklin' twain that be rulin' TikTok's treacherous waves, mateys!

Arrr, ye landlubbers! The esteemed captain's lass, a filmmaker in her own right, be sharin' merry videos o' her sire, unveilin' a side o' him that be as rare as a golden doubloon!

Tie the knot at the eerie Stanley inn, matey! Be ready for a spine-chilling wedding voyage, just like in 'The Shining'! Arr!

Arrr, mateys! The cursed Stanley Hotel, what be giving birth to the fictional inn in that frightful 1980 horror tale, be now a haunt fer swashbucklin' lovebirds seekin' a ghostly locale fer their matrimony. Shiver me timbers!

Arrr! A grand treasure of Ebony Filmdom, renovated for a fresh era!

Arrr! The brave British captain, Horace O've, fought tooth and nail to bring forth his film, "Pressure," in the treacherous year of 1975. Now, mere weeks after his final voyage, his masterpiece be revived and celebrated in grand fashion in the majestic cities of New York and London!

October 26, 2023

Arrr! The Jolly Jester's Tavern be as cozy as a pirate's quarters. Nay, 'twas a livin' room!

Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Twas Apartment Fest, where landlubbers crammed into a Harlem abode for four moonlit eves of jests by witty jesters, who be forced to battle for a spot upon the grand stage elsewhere. Arrr, what a jolly affair it be!

"Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a jolly tale o' creepypizza, with 'Five Nights at Freddy's' as me treasure!"

Yarrr! This here adaptation be more keen on unveilin' the scars from a wee lad's yesteryears than fillin' ye sails with frightful leaps 'n bounds!

Avast! The scurvy dog who pointed fingers at Jonathan Majors be caught, yet he be spared from the gallows!

Arr! Grace Jabbari, who did dare to accuse the actor o' layin' hands on her in a foul carriage, be taken into custody herself, forsooth! A countercomplaint be lodged against her, leavin' the situation as twisted as a kraken's tentacle!

October 25, 2023

Arrr, the finest tales of wicked deeds, so frightful and verily true! Find 'em streamin', me hearties!

Arrr! Four fearsome, spine-chillin' choices 'pon th' telly, silver screen, an' wireless!

Avast ye scallywags! Richard Roundtree, the star o' 'Shaft,' be sailin' into Davy Jones' locker at 81.

Whilst bein' forever linked to the part that brought him renown in 1971, yonder scallywag continued to ply his trade fer over four score years, keepin' busy all th' while!

October 24, 2023

Arrr! Thar be a mighty ruckus, as the Writers Guild tries to explain their muteness 'bout the Hamas attack!

Arrr! The scurvy union be sayin' they've nae made a blabberin' word, for they be American labor leaders, knowin' their own shortcomings and bowin' in awe afore this grand battle!

Avast ye! Natalie Zemon Davis, a scurvy historian o' the outcasts, be sailin' off into Davy Jones' locker at 94.

Avast! This fair lass scribbled 'bout lowly peasants, forgotten wenches, swashbucklin' scallywags who dared to traverse borders, and, me hearties, the legendary Martin Guerre, a rogue from yesteryear's village, brought back to life on the silver screen o' the 1980s. Yo ho ho!

October 22, 2023

From 'Goodfellas' to 'Flower Moon': How Scorsese be Rethinkin' Violence, Matey!

Arr, the captain be known fer his fancy-pantsy set pieces. But in "The Irishman" and his newest flick, he be ditchin' the frills fer plain ol' honest truths, matey!

October 21, 2023

Aye, me hearties! 'Tis a jolly guide to them fancy cameos in 'Killers of the Flower Moon'. Arrr!

Arr! Behold, me hearties! Tuneful minstrels, jocose jesters, and aye, even a movin' picture-maker, do grace the grand saga.

October 20, 2023

"Arr! SAG-AFTRA be warnin' actors to steer clear o' character costumes durin' this here strike, mateys!"

Avast ye, me hearties! The SAG-AFTRA union be givin' us a warnin' to not adorn ourselves like characters from grand productions and share portraits, lest it be seen as supportin' the very companies they be quarrelin' with. So, keep yer costumes locked away, me mateys!

Arrr! Apple be unveilin' their new film strategy with 'Killers o' the Flower Moon' like a true treasure chest!

Arrr, me hearties! Martin Scorsese's three-and-a-half-hour epic be the first o' three grand movies the tech company be givin' a proper wide theatrical release in the months ahead. Avast!

Avast ye mateys! Behold! 25 spine-chilling tales o' terror to stream fer Halloween night, arrr!

From mute sea krakens to mystical cyber fiends, ye be able to lay yer eyes upon these ghastly film treasures, ready to make ye shout - arr, apologize, I mean, stream!

Avast ye mateys! Behold, five fine cinematic treasures await ye on the vast seas of streaming.

Arrr, me hearties! This month's treasures be a jolly Swedish slasher, a mysterious Tunisian noir, an Austenian twist on the Indian wedding melodrama, and many aye. Set yer eyes on these fine tales, lest ye be walkin' the plank!

As th' movin' picture dens embrace Swift, one be displayin' 'er former hearties, aye! Arrr!

Avast! Alongside the grand spectacle known as "Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour," a fine Milwaukee theater be indulgin' in screenin' pictures featurin' some o' her illustrious swashbucklin' suitors. A merry feast fer all ye landlubbers!

Avast, ye scurvy dogs! Gather 'round to learn the tale of 'Killers of the Flower Moon' and its historical secrets!

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round and hear me tell ye a grand tale! Aye, 'tis Martin Scorsese's mighty epic, unveiling a dastardly plot brewed by them white scallywags in the 1920s. Their mischievous plan? To send scores of Native Americans to Davy Jones' Locker, all for the sake of their oil treasures! Arr, let me spin ye the yarn of this treacherous tale!

October 19, 2023

'Avast ye! 'Old Dads' Review: Bilge-rat Burr be cursin' modern life, playin' the dad like a true landlubber!"

Yarr! A salty ol' sea dog, settin' sail on the seas of fatherhood at a ripe age, hath much to blabber 'bout this here world, me hearties!

Avast ye landlubbers! Vincent Patrick, the chronicler of scallywags and ruffians, has departed this mortal coil at the ripe age of 88.

Avast ye, me hearties! A scribbler o' tales and wielder o' quills, he penned "The Pope of Greenwich Village" and "Family Business," and sailed 'em across the silver screen, much to the delight o' landlubbers 'n scallywags alike!

Arrr! 'Waiting for the Light to Change' be a lackluster tale, set in a cabin by ye lake. Yawn-worthy!

Arr, in her maiden voyage, the captain Linh Tran be seekin' to seize the essence o' yearnin' and sluggin' betwixt youth and maturity.

Arr, hear ye, mateys! A jolly tale 'bout a bold survivor who scorned to be shamed, 'tis 'To Kill a Tiger'!

In this tale of bravery, a lassie and her kin from an Indian hamlet be lockin' horns with the vile customs of their village, all in the pursuit o' justice for her savage plunderin'! Aye, an unyieldin' documentary, it be!

'Avast ye mateys! 'Killers of the Flower Moon' be a bleedin' masterpiece, aye, dark and unsettlin' as the depths o' Davy Jones' locker!"

Avast ye landlubbers! Be ready to feast yer eyes upon Martin Scorsese's grand tale, near four hours long, starring none other than Leonardo DiCaprio! 'Tis a tale of love, of wild west adventures, a puzzlin' mystery, and a ghastly reminder of the savage Osage murders of the 1920s.

October 18, 2023

Aye, Burt Young, the bloke known for his roles as hearty tough gentlemen, sails to Davy Jones' locker at 83.

Yarr! 'Tis a lad, once a bruiser from Queens' alleyways. Portrayin' mobsters, coppers, and hardworkin' men with spirit, he be thievin' the spotlight o' the stage!

Avast ye scurvy scallywags! Set yer eyes on the NY Dog and Cat Film Festivals, where love, licks, and lunacy abound! Arrr!

Arrr, me hearties! The mighty tales o' short films, be they true or spun from thin air, be makin' their yearly voyage to Manhattan! And fear not, for after their visit, they be settin' sail across the lands, a'crossin' Canada and beyond!

October 17, 2023

Arr, 'The Devil on Trial' be a review worth readin'! Who be guilty? Be it that scurvy dog Satan?

Arr, this here documentary be takin' us back to the year o' 1981, where a fearsome murder be happenin'. 'Twas a time when the defense, scurvy dogs they were, be tryin' to blame the devil himself for the vile act. A tale fit fer a barrel o' laughs, me hearties!

Arr, me hearties! "The Rebel Matey Neighbor" be a jolly good read, gettin' mighty personal, aye!

Arrr! In 'er latest moving picture, the scribe Alexandra Pelosi be havin' merry parley with the scallywags who partook in the audacious raid on the Capitol on the fateful day o' January 6th.

October 16, 2023

Arr, me hearties! A wee X-Wing model, straight from the ‘Star Wars' universe, be fetchin' a whopping $3.1 million at an auction!

Avast, me hearties! When the sun set on Greg Jein, a fine Oscar-nominated master o' visual effects, his scurvy mates stumbled 'pon the prop hidden in a lowly cardboard chest in his garage.

Avast ye, mateys! Once ye be done with the swashbucklin' show of Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour, feast yer eyes on these 8 splendid concert flicks!

Avast ye! These flicks be a treasure trove of booty, bringin' ye the liveliest tunes from the likes o' Beyoncé, Shakira, A Tribe Called Quest, Talking Heads, and many a swashbucklin' musician. Set yer sights on 'em, and ye'll be dancin' a jig in no time!

Arrr! What be playin' on yonder box this week, ye ask? 'Tis 'aka Mr. Chow' and some devilish spooky movies, me hearties!

Avast ye mateys! A grand new HBO yarn be premierin', tellin' the tale o' a fine restaurateur turned artist. And ye scallywags best beware, fer a couple o' eerie flicks be comin' yer way to fill ye heart with Halloween mirth!

October 15, 2023

Arrr! Piper Laurie, a lass who be a feared starlet afore she bloomed into a respected thespian, be meetin' Davy Jones at 91.

She started as naught but a common creation o' the studio system, but lo! She be honored wit' three Oscar nods, claim'd an Emmy, and trod the grand Broadway stage!

October 14, 2023

Arr! Jada Pinkett Smith be chattin' 'bout Will Smith, Chris Rock an' 'er fine new tome, 'Worthy'!

In her swashbucklin' new tale, "Worthy," she be answerin' grand queries, posin' others to ye readers, and settin' the record straight on her wedlock to the honorable Will Smith.

October 13, 2023

Arrrgh! Aye, behold the Taylor Swift 'Eras Tour' Movie Review: Avast, we made her do such wonders!

Arrr, me hearties! Swift's cultural phenomenon be makin' its grand debut on th' grand silver screen, bringin' many a wee revelation, yet leavin' ye wonderin' 'bout th' might-have-beens. Avast!

Arrr! The Academy Museum be delayin' their grand gala, blamin' the war betwixt Israel and the scallywags of Hamas!

Arrr, the grand Hollywood bash, adorned with celestial gems, bein' made tricky by the scallywag actors' mutiny, was to pay tribute to Meryl Streep 'n other fine souls on the Sabbath.

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Set yer eyes on these five bone-chilling flicks ye can stream right well!

Arr, this Halloween's frightful flicks be filled with lunatic mates, a prying eye and wicked scallywags ye wouldn't dare cross paths with!

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Behold, the tale of how Taylor Swift's grand voyage, The Eras Tour, was transformed into a moving picture!

Arrr, ye scurvy dogs, these moving pictures o' Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour be usin' crafty tricks and fancy techniques to snatch a whisper o' the true live spectacle. Aye, they be tryin' to fool ye landlubbers into thinkin' ye be there, so be wary!

"Arrr! 'Twas a tale of how Taylor Swift's grand voyage, The Eras Tour, be turned into a glorious moving picture!"

Arrr, mateys! Flicks like "Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour" be usin' smart tricks 'n fancy techniques to mimic the live shenanigans! They be crafty swindlers, tryin' to fool us with their cinematic sorcery.

October 12, 2023

Yarrr! Parley betwixt rebellious performers an' film makers be naught but a temporary truce, mateys!

Arrr! The scurvy dogs claimed they be nowhere near agreein' on the important matters, dealin' a mighty blow to our hopes of seein' the entertainment industry come back to life in full swing.

Arr, "What Be the Matter With Us?" Strikes Leave Other Scallywags of Hollywood in a Tizzy!

Arrr, me hearties! The lives o' hundreds o' thousands o' scurvy crew members be all topsy-turvy, and even a truce betwixt the swashbucklers and the studios may not be o' much aid in the near reckonin'.

Arrr! Mateys, behold! 'Tis the tale of Taylor Swift's grand 'Eras Tour' flick: 4 mirthful nuggets ye must know!

Arrr, me hearties! Thar be somethin' in the bard's greatly awaited concert tale, aye, for them landlubbers and scurvy dogs alike. Set yer eyes on this here treasure, ye lovers of song!

Arrr, me hearties! I be reviewin' 'The Road Dance': a tear-jerkin' tale set in the days o' World War I.

Arrr, me mateys! This here flick be takin' its inspiration from a bonnie Scottish tale. 'Tis a typical ol' timey saga, unveilin' harsh realities with a touch o' melodrama, as if a ham were doin' the talkin'!

"Arrr, me hearties! Ye best beware 'o this here review 'o Reality Winner, caught in the cross hairs!"

Sonia Kennebeck's scurvy documentary be tryin' to fathom the happenin's that befall her object, yet be losin' the battle to unravel her myst'ry. 'Tis a pity, mateys, for thar be more t'explore in her enigma than meets the eye!

October 11, 2023

Pray, me hearties! Be ye curious, mateys? How monstrous be Taylor Swift's grand concert flick?

Arrr, me hearties! Be prepared to set sail to the silver screen on Friday, for the concert film of the scurvy pop star shall shiver yer timbers and shatter all box office records! Yon analyst be sayin', "The fever and scale be like nay we've ever seen before!" Aye, 'tis a swashbucklin' spectacle awaitin' us!

October 10, 2023

"Avast ye! 'No Accident' be a jolly good show, puttin' those scurvy white supremacists on trial, ye scallywags!"

Avast ye mateys! A grand tale be told o' a parchment called a documentary. 'Tis a chronicle of the lawsuit filed 'gainst the scurvy dogs who led a violent gathering o' white supremacist scallywags in the year 2017, in the fair lands o' Charlottesville, Va. Arrr, buckle up for some high-seas justice!

Arr, me hearties! This here tome be a jolly good read 'bout the rise o' Marvel Studios in the land o' movies. Savvy?

"Arrr, me hearties! "The Reign of Marvel Studios" be a tale o' how them moving pictures based on parchment-bound tales took o'er the land, dominatin' all ye pop culture! But alas, the tides be changin', me buckos!"

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Learn how the Danish Queen be shaping Netflix's "Ehrengard: The Art of Seduction!"

"Arrr! Behold, me hearties! There be a swashbucklin' show named 'Ehrengard: The Art of Seduction' sailin' on Netflix. The mighty Queen Margrethe II o' Denmark herself be the wench behind the beautiful costumes and grand production. Aye, a tale fit fer a laugh, I reckon!"

October 9, 2023

Avast ye! Chloe Domont be spillin' tales 'bout her perilous rendezvous with the flick o' the hour, 'Fair Play'.

Arr, the scribe-skipper prattles on 'bout her Netflix flick, a tale 'bout the tussle 'twixt power in relationships. Methinks it be a right ol' scurvy piece that be settin' sail on heartbreak shores.

Terence Davies, 77, Walks the Plank; Bard of Films Explored Pages and His Own Swashbuckling Tales!

"Yarrr, me hearty! 'Distant Voices, Still Lives' be a poetic masterpiece, echoin' the lad's Liverpool roots, whilst 'The House of Mirth' brought Edith Wharton's tale to the silver screen. Arrr, a fine achievement, indeed!"

"Avast ye scallywags! Shakespeare's 'Hamlet' be a jolly good tale 'bout sorrow, kinfolk, and them fancy gender matters!"

Avast ye! Methinks this Shakespeare yarn be a treasure trove o' wisdom, me hearties! Each tussle with this play be broadening that critic's mind, enlightenin' her about grief, kin, and the ways o' the sexes. Yo ho ho!

Arrr, me mateys! 'Tis a jolly ol' review o' 'The Mill': A Cog in thar Machin'. Avast, 'tis a fine tale!

Avast ye scallywags! This here dystopian tale be but a meager one, aye, with a serviceable yet mostly lackluster mockery of the cursed capitalist inferno. Arrr, 'tis a shame, me hearties, that it lacks the flare o' imagination to truly shiver our timbers!

October 8, 2023

Arr! When did ye scurvy plot becometh the only measure fer judgin' a fine flick, mateys?

Avast ye! At the grand New York Film Festival, them fancy auteurs be summonin' forth emotions and sensations that prove the tale ain't always the heart of the matter, me hearties! Arr, what a sight to behold!

'12 Years a Slave': Aye, the Tale o' Sufferin' and Struggles, as Told by the Mates Who Lived It!

Arrr! 'Tis been ten years, mateys, since the grand tale of American slavery won the precious Oscar. 'Tis still be mighty powerful, says the filmmakers, as they share their own beginnings and their glorious victory!

Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis a jolly review of "Last Stop Larrimah": The Peculiar Scoundrels!

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Be settlin' yer gaze upon this here true-crime tale. 'Tis a grand documentary, delvin' into a murder tale unfoldin' in a wee Australian hamlet, where ye shall witness the antics of these audacious folk!

"Arrr, 'Madonna: A Rebel Life' be a fine tale spun by Mary Gabriel, a swashbucklin' read indeed!"

Avast ye! Mary Gabriel's tale be as meticulous as a sea dog's chores. Yet, methinks she be a scallywag, tirelessly protectin' the starrer, but where be the revelry?

October 6, 2023

Arrr! 'Tis be 'The Exorcist: Believer'! 'Tis a glimpse at a bewitchin' scene, mateys! Set yer eyes on it!

David Gordon Green be tellin' a tale from his grand film, wherein ye be seein' Leslie Odom Jr. and Lidya Jewett in scurvy roles. Argh, it be a sight to behold!

October 5, 2023

'The Exorcist: Believer' be a terrible venture, less excitement, more devil possession. Aye, a real disappointment, matey!

Avast ye mateys! Aye, two lasses be fetchin' trouble from the cursed woods, makin' this possessin' flick a dreary tale without any thrill. Too much hullabaloo, but not a single soul be carin'!

Avast ye maties! Aye, be readin' a jolly ol' tale 'bout "Colette and Justin". The colonized be raisin' their voices, arr!

Arr, mateys! Be holdin' yer breath as a scurvy dog o' a filmmaker captures the plight o' his grandparent's tale durin' a mighty turnin' point in the history o' the Democratic Republic o' Congo. Aye, 'tis a document'ry ye won't be wantin' to miss!

Avast ye, mateys! Behold, me hearties, Jack Fisk be the scallywag genius who crafts Hollywood's unforgettable sets!

Avast ye scallywags! Behold as Jack Fisk, the master builder o' grand spectacles like 'Killers of the Flower Moon' and other moving pictures, weaves his magic to resurrect the long-lost days of yore! Prepare to be transported to a time ye can only dream of, me hearties!

October 4, 2023

Avast ye mateys! 'Tis a Spike Lee tale, with movie doth posters and jerseys of sport! Arrr!

Arr! Cap'n Lee, master o' "Do the Right Thing" an' "Malcolm X," bequeathed o'er 400 treasures fer a grand exhibition at t' Brooklyn Museum. Tis a sight worth beholdin', me hearties!

The fair wench, Julia Ormond, be claimin' that scoundrel Harvey Weinstein did lay hands on her unlawfully.

Ms. Ormond be takin' both Creative Artists Agency and Disney to court, mateys! They be representin' her, while Disney be ownin' that scurvy dog Weinstein's Miramax. Avast, the battle begins!

Arr, ye scallywags! 'Tis a day o' 'Mean Girls' plunderin' on TikTok, betwixt savvy sailors 'n hearty laughs!

Arr, ye scurvy dogs at Paramount be tryin' t' make "Mean Wenches" come alive once more fer a fresh bunch o' landlubber youngsters.

October 2, 2023

Arr, Horace Ové, a bold black filmmaker matey, be settin' sail to Davy Jones' locker at 86!

Arrr, me hearties! His swashbucklin' flick, "Pressure," charted the plights of Black Britons in a time o' relentless racism. The good Cap'n was dubbed Sir in 2022!

Arrr! SAG-AFTRA matey sets sail as talks be ready to commence in this grand ol' actors' strike!

Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis Duncan Crabtree-Ireland, the captain o' negotiations fer SAG-AFTRA, takin' the helm as the guild sets sail fer talks with the studios once more on Monday. Aye, he be a key player in this grand adventure!

Arr, me hearties! Prepare to set sail to the theaters, for Beyoncé's grand 'Renaissance' film be arrivin'!

Arrr, the scurvy singer's grand voyage be done, yet nary a sight of her performance! But fear not, mateys, for the wench be proclaimin' a film of "Renaissance" cometh this December, as she didst announce on this fine Monday!

October 1, 2023

Avast ye scallywags! "How ‘No One Will Save You’ Be Makin' Us Shiver, Without a Word to Spare!"

Arrr! Fer the Hulu hit, the captain relied on visual and sound cues t' create both the scares and the tale. Stephen King and Guillermo del Toro be fans, me hearties!

September 30, 2023

"Arrr, me hearties! Learn 'bout Bradley Cooper's journey to become like the great Leonard Bernstein, savvy?"

"Arrr, fer the title o' 'Maestro,' Cooper be schooled by the finest conductors, like Gustavo Dudamel 'n Yannick Nézet-Séguin — an' by sneakery in concert halls or from th' orchestra pit. Aye, he be a sly dog, that one!"

Avast! Ed Begley Jr. Be knowin' the jolliest 3 comedies of all time, matey!

Arr! Th' scurvy landlubber, aye, he be an actor and an environmentalist, weighs th' notion o' hirin' a ghostwriter t' aid him in penning his memoir. But as he be jotting down his tales, by Davy Jones' locker, he shouts, "Blast me bones! This be a jolly good time, 'tis!"

September 29, 2023

Avast, ye scurvy dogs! Be quick to feast yer eyes on these 9 films 'fore they flee Netflix come October!

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Aye, the treasure trove of Oscar winners and merry comedy classics be walkin' the plank and leavin' the streamin' service for ye landlubbers in the U.S. next month. Prepare to bid farewell to these fine flicks, ye scallywags!

Avast ye! Wes Anderson, Pedro Almodóvar, and Godfrey Reggio be tryin' their hand at short films, arr!

Arr, me hearties! This fall be bringin' ye some short flicks from the likes o' Wes Anderson, Pedro Almodóvar, and Godfrey Reggio. Aye, less than an hour they be, but sure to be a jolly good time at the cinema, arrr!

"Avast ye mateys! Behold, a list of fantastical tales for streaming! 'No One Will Save You,' 'Hypnotic' and more!"

Arr! In this month's tome, ye shall find strange beings from beyond the stars a-roaming, whilst our beloved Earth doth wander. Ahoy, me hearties, prepare to embark on a rollickin' adventure through the unknown!

Avast ye! Michael Gambon, that fine actor who played Dumbledore in the 'Harry Potter' moving pictures, hath sailed into the great beyond at the ripe age of 82!

Avast ye! Once he conquered London in the 1970s, the scurvy dog ventured forth to take on many a guise: Edward VII, that dandy old rascal, Oscar Wilde, the wittiest landlubber, and even Winston Churchill, a true legend of the high seas!

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Behold, three splendid tales to stream, the greatest of documentaries!

Avast ye, me hearties! Behold this month's treasures: a study on the skill of helming, the rapture o' traversing, and the tangled webs o' racial identity. Arrr, a jolly time awaits!

September 28, 2023

Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis the tale of how Dumbledore transformed into Michael Gambon's most famous guise, arrr!

Arrr, the grand British stage actor be not first chosen to play the wizarding headmaster in the “Harry Potter” flicks, but by Blackbeard's beard, he took hold o' the role like a true scallywag!

'Arrr, 'tis 'Green Border': The Polish Film That Be Makin' Poland's Captains O' State Blush wi' Anger!"

Arr, the lass Agnieszka Holland doth claim her cinematic tale "Green Border" be a call fer compassion towards them poor souls seekin' refuge in Poland. Yet, the rulers be likenin' it to foul Nazi propaganda, methinks they be missin' the plot by a nautical mile!

Arrr! 'Tis a treacherous review of "Fire Through Dry Grass": a perilous space, not fit for landlubbers!

Arrr, me mateys! Gather 'round and hear ye tale of this bewitchin' documentary. It be tellin' a harrowin' yarn 'bout the lives (an' deaths) of the unfortunate souls in a care establishment durin' the peak o' the monstrous pandemic.

Arr, Hattie McDaniel's Oscar, ye treasure, be headin' back to its beloved abode, where it truly belongs!

Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! The prize that McDaniel, the first Black winner of an Academy Award, left for Howard University be gone for nigh on 50 years. But fret ye not, me hearties, for a new one be sailin' its way now!

September 27, 2023

Arrr, me hearties! Gérard Depardieu's booty-filled art be fetchin' a grand sum o' $4.2 million at a Paris auction!

Arrr, mateys! A grand total of 230 treasures be sold, includin' fine sculptures by Rodin. That French actor, plagued by whispers o' naughty deeds, once portrayed the very artist in a flick, ye scallywags!

Arr, Emma Thompson be right, me hearties! The word 'content' be a rude scoundrel, mark me words!

Arr, me hearties! The current times be plagued with platforms blendin' into one another, but these Hollywood strikes be provin' that this phrase does naught but cheapen the hard work o' creatives. Aye, 'tis a treacherous path we be treadin'!

Arr, Wes Anderson be chattin' 'bout Roald Dahl and 'The Wondrous Tale o' Henry Sugar'! Quite a jolly read, matey!

Arr, fer many a year, the captain be confounded by The Marvellous Tale o' Henry Sugar. Yet, by Davy Jones' locker, he finally gave in an' allowed them scurvy scallywags to prattle on with words not meant for their gobs!

September 26, 2023

Arrr! Pearl Bowser, a master o' knowledge 'bout early black filmmakers, has sailed off t' Davy Jones' locker at 92.

Yarr! She be helpin' to unearth Oscar Micheaux and other swashbucklin' storytellers who spun tales fer Black mateys back in the day! Aye, 'twas a grand rediscovery indeed, arrr!

"Avast ye, me hearties! Behold, 'Stan & Ollie,' 'Resurrection,' and a treasure trove of streaming gems!"

Avast ye mateys! This month's hidden treasures be full of rib-tickling comedy, spine-chilling horror, and heartwarming tales of manly sensitivity. Be ye ready for a jolly good time as ye set sail on this month's off-the-grid streaming recommendations.

Arrr! A grand Hollywood Gala be awaitin' the dashing stars, yet the scurvy studio bosses be denied entry!

Arrr, how be the Academy Museum o' Motion Pictures to throw its grand fund-raiser this year, amidst the tumultuous strike? With great caution, me hearties, lest we be caught in the eye of the storm!

September 25, 2023

Arr, Hollywood be in a pickle! Them actors be on strike, while them writers be makin' deals, arr!

Arrr, ye scurvy studios and the actors' union be havin' a mighty quarrel! Two moons have come and gone, yet we be needin' an accord ere the grand entertainment realm can set sail once more!

"The Finest Swashbucklin' Tales 'n Bewitchin' Moving Pictures fer ye to Feast yer Eyes 'pon!"

Avast, me hearties! 'Tis true that women be most oft the victims of violent crimes, but by Davy Jones' locker, there be exceptions. Behold, four fierce tales, in TV, film, and podcast, where lasses be the ones savin' the day!

Arr, the Guild o' Writers be signin' a pact with the Studios, endin' their mighty strike, me hearties!

Arrr, the Writers Guild of America hath pillaged a fair share o' what it sought. Yet, with the actors still parading on the picket lines, much o' Hollywood be doomed to languish in a state o' shutdown.

September 23, 2023

Avast, ye scallywags! Netflix be ready to dispatch its last crimson missive, arrr!

Arr, ye scurvy dogs! This month be markin' th' end o' th' company's DVD subscription service, shiver me timbers! 'Tis a tale that be turnin' th' entertainment industry on its head. Batten down th' hatches, me hearties, 'tis a swashbucklin' story!

Avast ye scallywags! Thar be some progress in the negotiations on t' Hollywood writers' strike, but no deal be struck just yet.

Yarrrr! A treacherous third day o' hagglin' betwixt the scurvy studios and the union be endin' sans accord. The parley shall carry on 'til Saturday, as the sea be teemin' with disputes, me hearties!

September 22, 2023

Arrr! The grand dwellings upon the screen be temptin' these scallywags to seek haven in New York!

Avast ye scurvy dogs! A dozen o' scurvy designers, architects, an' other landlubbers be ruminatin' on the grand silver screen an' telly homes. From lofted abodes in SoHo to dwellings on the park, these salty souls be inspir'd to sail to the city an' shape their fancy tastes!

Arrr! Behold, me hearties! Feast yer eyes on 'The Grand Seduction,' 'Vicenta,' and other fine flicks from foreign lands, ready fer streamin'!

This month's fine loot be a gallant Argentine scroll about spawnin' justice, a riotous Tamil jig on swashbucklin' heroes, a pictorial yarn 'bout Ireland and Britain, and much more, me hearties!

Arrr! Aye, this be a jolly review 'bout "The Origin o' Evil," where daddy troubles be the sailin' wind!

"Arrr! 'Succession' be crossin' paths with Brian De Palma in this scrumptious swashbucklin' tale o' family fortunes from France, helmed by the talented Sébastien Marnier. Grab yer popcorn, me hearties!"

September 21, 2023

'Arrr, ye scurvy scallywags be watchin' 'Expend4bles' if ye fancy a jolly good laugh at these meathead pirates!"

Avast ye hearties! Sylvester Stallone, matey, be takin' charge of a fearsome crew o' mercenaries, comprised o' scallywags from the grand '80s till the early aughts. 'Tis the fourth grand adventure in this here saga! Arrr!

Ahoy, mateys! Thee review of 'Cassandro' be a jolly tale of Gael García Bernal takin' on the role o' Luchador Saúl Armendáriz. Arrr!

Gael García Bernal be a dashing swashbuckler, makin' waves in the realm of Mexican wrasslin' in this tale of a scallywag o' lesser fortune. Guided by the hand o' Roger Ross Williams, this be a yarn ye won't soon forget! Arr!

Arrr, matey! 'Tis a review of 'The Trial', seekin' justice for Argentina. Avast, ye landlubbers!

Avast ye hearties! Ulises de la Orden be craftin' a fine documentary from the moving pictures of the 1985 trial of them scallywag military leaders who dared to plunder control of our beloved government. Arr, 'tis a tale worth tellin'!

"The Tempests of Jeremy Thomas' Review: A Swashbuckling Buccaneer of a Producer, Truly Transgressive!"

Arrr, matey! Mark Cousins's latest documentary be all about Thomas's undying quest to stretch the boundaries o' grand picture entertainment. Aye, he be pushin' the envelope like a plunderin' pirate seekin' booty!

September 20, 2023

Avast ye, landlubbers! Robert Klane, scribbler o' 'Weekend at Bernie's,' be makin' his final voyage at 81.

Arr, he be changin' his famous tale, "Where's Poppa?," into a script for a ribald Carl Reiner jest, and takin' charge of the booty-filled film "Thank God It's Friday." Avast ye, that scallywag be a true pirate of entertainment!

"Arrr, mateys! 'Tis 'Fear and Desire': Kubrick's maiden voyage into battle, aye, a swashbucklin' tale indeed!"

Stanley Kubrick's maiden tale, soon to be shown afresh at Metrograph, be called "dull and pompous" by the scallywag himself. Yet, lo and behold, 'tis a mind-blowing spectacle indeed, a treasure worth discoverin'.

September 19, 2023

Arrr, 'El Conde' be a frightful tale by Pablo Larraín, a jolly good satire mockin' that scurvy Pinochet!

Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis the tale o' Chilean director, Pablo Larraín, who be turnin' the fearsome dictator, Augusto Pinochet, into a blood-sucking vampire in this here horror spoof! Yo ho ho, 'tis sure to be a frightful laugh!

Avast, ye scurvy dogs! James Cameron seeks to haul booty from th' depths o' th' Titanic! Arrr!

Arr, me hearties! Yonder Robert D. Ballard and Paul-Henri Nargeolet, they be in a mighty squabble over treasure keepin'. But alas, poor Nargeolet has been taken by Davey Jones. Be there a way, ye reckon, to find a middle path, aye?

Arr! Avast ye! 'Tis a jolly tale o' swingin' bats and fiery competition. Ye best read it, matey!

Arr, this here tale spun by Morgan Neville and Jeff Malmberg be a ponderin' on the cursed journey of Mike Veeck, a scallywag spawn o' that M.L.B. grandee Bill Veeck. Take heed, ye mateys, for 'tis a rollickin' yarn ye won't be wantin' to miss!

Arr, the lasses be knowin'! 'Oppenheimer' be truly 'bout us scurvy pirates, arr!

Aye, 'tis a tale o' a renowned scallywag of a scientist, aye, but 'tis also a tale that doth capture the inner struggles o' a lass in 'er youth.

September 18, 2023

Arrr, mateys! Hollywood be givin' a shiver to Britain's film industry with its strikes, arrr!

Arrr! Many a landlubber American film studio be settin' sail fer Britain's shores to film their grand blockbusters. But, alas! The walkouts o' these scallywag actors and screenwriters be leavin' thousands o' hardworkin' British film crews high 'n' dry! Shiver me timbers!

Avast ye! Denied be the striking actors, hence the directors be takin' their close-ups, arrr!

Avast ye! In this peculiar time, when the dashing movie stars be forbidden from parading studio films, the clever filmmakers find themselves in an unexpected and, dare I say, uneasy position - the spotlight be solely theirs to bask in, like a lone pirate on a deserted island!

"Arrr! 'Purlie Victorious': Ossie Davis's 'Gospel to Humanity' be makin' a grand comeback on Broadway!"

Arrr! The likes o' Leslie Odom Jr., Kara Young, and the scurvy dog Kenny Leon be chattin' 'bout the revival, and why its satirical skewerin' o' racism be still so timely. Aye, me hearties, join 'em in this jolly convo 'n set sail fer some hearty laughs!

September 17, 2023

Arrr, Drew Barrymore be holdin' back her show's return till th' end o' this here strike, mateys!

Arr, the wench's talk show be set to start be recordin' last week, but at the very last moment, Barrymore be havin' a change of heart, and two other daytime programs be followin' suit. Aye, the winds o' fate be blowin' in a different direction!

September 16, 2023

Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! "Bottoms" be fixin' to revolutionize the youthful brawlin' like never seen before!

Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! In this indie comedy, the famous '80s template of hero clashin' with a bully takes a twist, just like in Hulu's "Miguel Wants to Fight." Avast, ye landlubbers, 'tis sure to be a jolly good time!

September 15, 2023

Arr, me hearties, the Toronto International Film Festival be showin' off a fine film called 'Green Border'!

Arr, the festival be full o' treasure! From Agnieszka Holland's heart-wrenchin' "Green Border," tellin' tales o' the migrant crisis, to Richard Linklater's bubbly "Hit Man," aye, a fine feast fer me eyes and laughter fer me soul!

"Arrr! 'A Haunting in Venice' be a fearsome tale o' mystery 'n terror, me hearties! A must-see whodunit with a splash o' horror!"

Arrr, Kenneth Branagh be takin' the lead in this here adaptation of a ghostly mystery penned by the wench Agatha Christie. He be steerin' the ship as director, with a little help from Michelle Yeoh and Tina Fey, makin' the crew complete.

Ye be ready fer a frightful feast, me hearties! 'Tis a swashbucklin' stream o' terror: 'Marry Me Dead Corpse,' 'Fine Lad' and more!

Avast ye mateys! This month's booty be filled with tales of dread from all corners of the world. Venture forth to witness the fearsome Taiwanese gay ghost and the treacherous Norwegian scallywag who be a dog's most bitter foe. Prepare for a jolly good scare!

Arrr, behold the numerous mustachios o' Kenneth Branagh's Hercule Poirot, a sight to make ye chuckle, matey!

In "A Haunting in Venice," the barnacles on me shipmate's face be a spritely character, changin' as the tides demand, all thanks to the jolly designer who sees it as a loyal matey.

September 14, 2023

Arr! The sly dogs at C.I.A. be spillin' the beans on ye second spy in the 'Argo' shenanigans, mateys!

Arr, ye scurvy dogs! The tale o' the grand adventure to save them American diplomats from Tehran be told in a movin' picture, where but one C.I.A. officer ventured in secret to that cursed Iranian capital. But the truth be, the agency sent not one, but two brave officers on this dangerous mission. Aye, Hollywood be playin' tricks on us!

Arrr, me mateys! Behold 'Invisible Beauty' Review: Thar be a fierce skirmish to diversify the seas o' entertainment!

Avast ye, me hearties! This here tale be tellin' ye 'bout the land o' fashion, as seen by the fair Bethann Hardison — a comely lass, a savvy agent, and a fierce advocate for the brethren of Black persuasion. Tis a story worth watchin', me mateys!

"Arr, 'Rebel' be a tale o' a scurvy bilge rat family, snared in the clutches o' the Islamic State!"

Arr, this melodic spectacle 'bout Islamic extremism (aye, ye read that right) be drownin' its finer points with a mighty blast o' grandeur, me matey.

Arr, me hearties! Behold, the 'Radical Wolfe' be reviewed! 'Tis a tale of substance and style, aye!

Avast ye! This here documentary be all about Tom Wolfe, a swashbucklin' pioneer of the New Journalism wave. But, alas, it be lackin' the fancy piratin' style that made the scurvy dog famous.

The scurvy dogs be called 'Dumb Money'! Ye'll find tales of landlubber traders seekin' revenge. Arrr, hilarious indeed!

Arr, me hearties! Set yer sights on yon silver screen, for there be a raucous tale to be told! 'Tis the GameStop stock frenzy o' 2021, aye, and Paul Dano be takin' the lead in this mischievous yarn of misfits and mirth! Shiver me timbers, 'tis a film worth watchin'!

Arrr, the strikes be but skirmishes betwixt landlubbers fightin' fer dominion in Tinseltown's treasur'd realm!

Aye, mateys! Them actors and writers be rightly scared o' them A.I., but them Executives don't give a scurvy barnacle about it! 'Tis a grand ol' fight 'tween technology and control in tinseltown, and it be playin' out onscreen, too, I tell ye!

"Ye scallywags, 'Killers of the Flower Moon' be a tale of treachery, whilst Scorsese's bride be a true rarity!"

Arr, ye scurvy dogs! Martin Scorsese's grand tale o' bloodshed in the land o' Osage durin' the 1920s be showin' off the unmatched finery and customs o' them tribesmen. Aye, feast yer eyes on their weddin' garments and peculiar ways, me hearties!

September 13, 2023

Avast ye! Them marquee scribblers be beggin' fer talk, but their sway might not be worth a doubloon!

Arr matey! Some jolly showrunners, yearnin' fer progress in this cursed Hollywood strike, be wantin' the Writers Guild o' America to parley with the studios. But, me hearties, the reckonin' be, how much power do they still wield? Yo ho ho!

September 12, 2023

Arr! Me hearties, the scurvy dog Tarell Alvin McCraney be takin' charge of the Geffen Playhouse! Avast, maties!

Arr matey! Aye, th' eminent Los Angeles nonprofit be pickin' th' playwright to rule o'er its artistic programmin' durin' a time o' crisis fer American theaters. Aye, they be countin' on 'im to steer th' ship through troubled waters, savvy?

September 11, 2023

Arrr! The blabberin' skulls be comin' together once more fer a resurrected 'Cease Makin' Sense'! Ahoy, mateys!

Arr mateys! Fer the first time since 2002, this here band be reunite, celebratin' th' film, with a Q. and A. alongside Spike Lee at th' Toronto International Film Festival. Yo ho ho, it be a fine time indeed!

Yarr! A flick tellin' the tale o' New York City's 1970s Fiscal Crisis has snatched a mighty film prize!

Arrr! Me hearties, a fine tale be told! A swashbucklin' chronicle of the fiscal storm that plagued the city back in the 1970s, co-helmed by the offspring of one o' its saviors, be snatchin' the illustrious Lavine/Ken Burns Prize for Film from the clutches of the Library o' Congress!

Avast, me hearties! Rachel McAdams be settin' sail fer th' grand Broadway stage in 'Mary Jane', by Davy Jones' locker!

Arrr, this tale be all about a valiant lass, Amy Herzog, spinnin' a yarn 'bout a fearsome mother tendin' to a wee lad plagued by ailments. A heartwarming tale it be, mateys!

September 10, 2023

'Arr, 'tis a jolly triumph for 'Poor Things' at the Venice Film Festival, aye, the finest treasure be found!

Arrr! 'Tis a mighty fine reel, helmed by Yorgos Lanthimos, with Emma Stone as a lass embarkin' on a voyage both carnal and cerebral. When news of its glorious triumph be declared, it be met with a thunderous cheer, shakin' the very timbers o' the ship!

September 9, 2023

Avast ye landlubbers! The blabbermouths be yammerin' 'bout the grand return o' 'Stop Makin' Sense'.

Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! The 40th-anniversary restoration be a marvelous sight! This grand concert film be a proper funk spectacle, bringin' joy to all! 'Tis even brought the band together, who had parted ways in '91, to reminisce about this truly momentous triumph!

September 8, 2023

"Lynn Lynn’s Tale o' Transmutation from Swashbuckler to Skewerin' Myanmar's Mutiny in Movin' Pictures, Arr!"

Arr, me hearties! Lynn Lynn be a scurvy musician idol, offerin' his services to guard the life o' Myanmar's new landlubber leader in 2015. But alas, forced to flee when the scallywags staged a coup in 2021, he be now a swashbucklin' film director! Yo ho ho!

Arr! 'Tis 'The Nun II' be gettin' back in the holy habits. Aye, me jest be pleased!

Arrr, me hearties! The newest tale in the mighty “Conjuring” saga be keepin' ye on yer toes with a dastardly mix of scares and a touch of holy hullabaloo! Set yer sights on this devilish flick and prepare for a swashbucklin' good time, ye scurvy dogs!

September 7, 2023

"Ahoy, me hearties! Me thoughts on 'Hello Dankness' be a wild adventure beyond yonder looking glass."

Arrr! Ye scurvy dogs known as Soda Jerk be journeyin' through the life o' the United States from 2016 and beyond, usin' a peculiar assortment o' pop culture tidbits. Aye, they be creatin' a truly whimsical treasure map o' moving pictures!

Arrr! Me eyes lay upon 'The First Year' Review: Allende's Rule in Chile. Aye, 'tis a tale worth tellin'!

Arrr, matey! The French version of a 1971 documentary by the great Patricio Guzmán be a truly remarkable parchment, tellin' tales of a land sailin' through change like a mighty ship. Aye, it be a treasure worth discoverin'!

Arr! Mattel be swimmin' in treasure, thanks to the grand success o' 'Barbie', me hearties!

Arrr! The company's fancy approach be yieldin' treasure aplenty, matey! 'Tis a success so grand, the Cap'n 'imself be wonderin' if 'twas but a dream in Davy Jones' locker!

Avast ye scurvy landlubber! How be these strikes a-affectin' Oscar season, I wonder?

Arrr! The hold up o' grand tales, like "Dune: Part Two," be messin' wit' future adventures like "May December" an' "Killers o' th' Flower Moon." Aye mateys, be prepared fer a treacherous wait on th' horizon!

September 6, 2023

"Yarr! Avast ye! 'Scouts Honor' be tellin' tales o' abuse in a jolly review, arrr!"

Arrrr, me hearties! Behold, this here documentary, with a title like, "The Secret Files of the Boy Scouts of America," be exposin' how these scallywags be keepin' their shameful secrets o' sexual abuse all hidden away! Blimey!

Arr! Woody Allen be stirrin' up a ruckus at the Venice Film Festival! Some scallywags praise, others protest!

Arrr, the cap'n be unveilin' his 50th movin' picture, "Coup de Chance." Aye, the critics be mighty impressed, but the scallywag rabble be demandin' the organizers to "douse the spotlight on these rapscallions!"

Arrr, me hearties! Set ye sights on September 2023, when ye can feast yer eyes on 'The Wheel of Time,' 'Gen V,' and such booty-filled moving pictures!

Arrr! Ye landlubbers be ready fer a treasure trove o' spinoffs and chillers this month! Set yer sights on the finest loot comin' to Amazon, Max, Apple TV+, and other fine vessels. Avast!

September 5, 2023

Arrr, me hearties! Thar be the grandest flicks and acts at the Telluride Film Fest, aye, ye scurvy dogs!

In the likes o' "All of Us Strangers," "Poor Things," and "..." aye, lively twists be keepin' the crowd spellbound, even amidst the blight o' Hollywood strikes, makin' it a tad less glimmerin' show. Arrr!

"Arrr, me mateys! Ava DuVernay be turnin' 'Origin' into a jolly adaptation of the finest tale 'Caste' be!"

Arr, this here best seller be a fine delve into race and hierarchy, but alas, it don't be proposin' a simple tale fer the silver screen. Yet, our fair lass DuVernay, she be a crafty one, havin' a mind fer creation.

Arrr! Cast yer peepers on 'The Color Purple' Movie Musical, a grand spectacle on ye silver screen!

Arr, me mateys! Ye see, th' grand director, Blitz Bazawule, did mix a dash o' magical realism in his adaptation. But 'twas quite a task, I tell ye, to persuade fair Fantasia Barrino to come back after Broadway stole her away.

September 4, 2023

Arrr, Priscilla Presley be all teary-eyed 'n such 'bout Sofia Coppola's latest flick 'bout our mate, Elvis!

Arr, ye tale of 'er life with th' rock star be lackin' grand musical moments, for th' singer's estate be too stingy to back th' truthful tale, warts an' all! Har, a scallywag's life without a sea shanty or two be a dull tale indeed!

Avast ye hearties! Steve Harwell, the once captain of Smash Mouth, has met Davy Jones at 56!

Harwell, a gallant soul, be a true matey o' the band, that rose t' fame belike a cannonball across th' sky, with shanties such as "Walkin' on th' Sun" and "All Star." Aye, they be a jolly crew, indeed!

"Arrrgh, mateys! This 'Office Race' be slower than a snail on a sleepy Sunday mornin', aye!"

Beck Bennett be a jolly scallywag in this rib-ticklin', familiar Comedy Central sports flick, yet 'tis Joel McHale who pilfers the limelight, arr!

Arrr! The Folk Implosion be back, me hearties, bringin' ye 'Music for Kiddos'! Prepare fer a jolly good time!

Lou Barlow and John Davis set sail fer the 1995 cultural flashpoint. They parted ways after a 1999 LP, but reunited amidst the plague, and be schemin' to unleash more shanties upon the world!

September 3, 2023

Arr, matey! At the Venice Film Festival, David Fincher be wantin' Michael Fassbender to look a proper 'dorky' scallywag!

Arrr, ye be watchin' seafarin' tales o' fancy assassins on t' silver screen, mateys. But lo and behold, fer "The Killer," the captain made his lead don a bucket hat: "The costly attire be growin' stale, says I."

From 'Thar Scallywag' to 'Thar Rascal,' a Bare-Breeched Summertime Grading o' the Nekkid! Arrr!

From th' golden treasure known as "The Idol" to th' mighty "Oppenheimer," the lasses' fair forms did grace th' screens o' late. A few bein' executed with jestin', whilst others seemed to wander astray, like a ship without a compass. Arrr!

September 2, 2023

Avast ye mateys! Yer inquiries 'bout Bradley Cooper's 'Maestro' be finally addressed, arrr!

Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! The long-awaited film be finally makin' its grand debut in Italy, but not without raisin' a ruckus over the schnoz of our beloved protagonist, Leonard Bernstein. Avast, me mateys, here be all ye need to know!

Arr, ye scurvy dogs! Aye, there be two tales o' school mixin' on ye screen, showin' fresh thoughts on an ol' conundrum!

Arrr, me hearties! Set yer sights on September, when ye shall witness the grand premiere o' the films! They be takin' a merry voyage through the ages, showin' us what be changed 'n what hasn't in near 70 years since Brown v. Board o' Education! Yo ho ho!

September 1, 2023

Arr, Chick Strand, a brave lass who sailed uncharted waters, wieldin' her camera like a cutlass, an' creatin' experimental films that shivered me timbers!

Frequently aimin' her spyglass at lasses, she becometh one of ye most valiant supporters o' indie cinema on ye Western shores.

Avast! Nancy Buirski, a swashbucklin' filmmaker known for her tales o' documentaries, be restin' in Davy Jones' locker at 78!

She be a true treasure-huntin' champion, claimin' the coveted Emmy and Peabody booty for her grand tale, "The Loving Story." 'Twas a daring chronicle 'bout an audacious Virginia duo who valiantly toppled the wicked prohibition on mixin' races in matrimony. Yo ho ho, what a triumph!

Arr, the torturous voyage o' craftin' the fearsome flick 'Beaten to Death' be a task fit for scurvy dogs!

Arrr, the cap'n Sam Curtain and the scurvy dog Thomas Roach be havin' a jolly talk 'bout creatin' a brand new devilish horror flick, so bloodcurdlin' it be leavin' its main star bedridden after the final cut! Yo ho ho, what a cursed adventure that be!

Arr! Ye see, me hearties, in Venice, Emma Stone be struttin' about like a peculiar Barbie wench in 'Poor Things'!

Arrr, mateys! Behold the uproarious tale spun by Yorgos Lanthimos ('The Favourite')! Stone be portrayin' a lass of curious desires, her mind akin to a wee babe. Prepare to laugh, me hearties, as ye embark on this wild voyage of comedy!

"Avast, ye scurvy dogs! Set yer sights on these fantastical moving pictures: 'Shin Ultraman,' 'Dry Ground Burning,' and more!"

Arr, me hearties! Fer this month's treasure, ye shall find a wee, loveable robot wit' charm aplenty! And if ye be yearnin' fer some adventure, there be tales o' alien abductions to tickle yer fancy!

Arrr! Avast ye mateys! Be set to stream the wee scallywags' films like 'The Super Mario Bros.Movie' and such!

Arrr, me hearties! Tis month's plunder be full o' treasures! A mischievous monkey's journey, a swashbucklin' twist on a Nintendo treasure, 'n a Lego escapade fit fer the fancy Disney princesses. Aye, me parrot squawks, 'tis a booty worth settin' yer sights on!

Binge these fine flicks 'afore they vanish from the Netflix shores come September, arrr!

Avast ye mateys! The scurvy dogs of the States be sufferin' great losses this moon, as some of the most beloved tales and scoundrels to ever grace a screen be walkin' the plank. Arrr, a sad tale it be!

August 31, 2023

Arr, matey! Aye, in the ‘Ernest & Celestine’ Sequel, a wee cub be returnin' like a scallywag! Avast, ye!

Arr, me hearties! Set yer eyes on the swashbucklin' duo of Oscar-nominated French film, as they embark on a grand adventure to the treacherous mountains in "A Trip to Gibberitia." 'Tis a spectacle fer sore eyes, with every frame overflowin' with the finest painterly detail.

"Avast, me hearties! Adam Driver be lashin' out at Netflix and Amazon whilst the Venice Film Festival be in full swing!"

Arrr, me hearties! His picture "Ferrari," a mighty fine indie crafted by Michael Mann, be a grand spectacle o' grown-up tales, fit for the discerning eye. 'Tis a treasure the bigwigs be too timid to embrace!

Arrr, me hearties! Ye be havin' a jolly good time watchin' Denzel Washington brood, kill, and repeat in 'The Equalizer 3'!

Avast! Be there any knowledge of Denzel Washington's vigilante's whereabouts in Italy? Nay! This third sequel be presumptuous, assumin' ye be here solely f'r the jolly good violence! Arr!

August 30, 2023

Avast ye! The Venice Film Festival be lackin' the charm o' Zendaya, leavin' it drama-less!

Day 1 hath brought troubles, but nay 'Challengers,' the flick that be slated to grace this shimmerin' spectacle, be delayed by them cursed strikes. Aye, 'twas a disappointin' day fer us mateys 'ere!

Avast ye! Behold a jolly spectacle from 'Bottoms', me hearties! Set yer sights on this merry show!

Avast, hearties! Behold, the fair lass Emma Seligman be regalin' us with a tale from her film, featurin' the lovely Rachel Sennott and Ayo Edebiri. Aye, 'tis a jolly good watch, ye scurvy dogs!

'Arr! Behold, ye bilge rats! 'Tis the tale of 'Bottoms' | Anatomy of a Scene', told in a jolly 17th century pirate lingo, in mere 20 words, savvy?

Arr! 'Tis Emma Seligman, the director, who spins a yarn 'bout a scene from the film "Bottoms," starrrin' Rachel Sennott and Ayo Edebiri. Set yer eyes on this tale, mateys, 'tis a jolly good watch!

August 28, 2023

"Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! Set yer sights on th' Venice Film Festival 2023: Aye, what treasures to spy with yer eye!"

Arrr, me hearties! Fear not, fer a grand treasure be awaitin' yer eyes! David Fincher, Sofia Coppola, Ava DuVernay, and Michael Mann be deliverin' movin' pictures so fine, ye won't even miss the scurvy dogs trapped by the Hollywood strikes!

Arrr! Nicholas Hitchon, a lad who grew seven years with each ‘Up’ film, be gone at 65. Fair winds, matey!

Avast ye mateys! This here scallywag be one o' the wee lads from back in '64, captured on the silver screen in a fine British documentary called "Seven Up!" And lo and behold, he kept poppin' up in them follow-up films for a good fifty years, bless his piratey soul!

Yarr! Avast ye landlubbers! Feast yer ears on the finest tales o' villainy - the best crime podcasts and documentaries to stream presently!

Avast ye lads and lasses! I be recommendin' ye four treasures o' television, film, and podcast that'll whisk ye American eyes and ears to lands wi' justice systems so diverse ye won't know yer starboard from yer port!

August 26, 2023

Arrr! Hollywood be makin' funny mistakes 'n mighty fine portrayals o' B'nai Mitzvah celebrations, matey!

Arrr, me mateys! The Jewish rite, aye, be a fine stage for scrutinizing the journey to adulthood. Yet, alas, it be oft employed for superficial embellishments that disregard its profound significance.

August 25, 2023

"Avast ye scallywags! 'Bottoms' be a treacherous mix o' horrors, indies, dramas, actions, and youthful shenanigans!"

Arr, me mateys! The fair Captain Emma Seligman didst make a grand leap from 'er buzzin' debut, "Shiva Baby." Yet, this be the very film she hath longed to create since the dawn o' time.

"Arrr, 'Vacation Friends 2' Review: Aye, the Scallywags Return for Another Swashbucklin' Adventure!"

Arr, this here blithe comedy sequel be naught but a chore! With setups fit for a landlubber sitcom and punchlines as predictable as a compass needle, it be a sailin' voyage ye be wantin' to avoid, ye scallywags!

Arrr, Léa Garcia, a fine lass who be raisin' the profile o' black actors in Brazil, be restin' in Davy Jones' locker at th' age o' 90.

This wench, known far and wide fer her dazzling debut in the flick "Black Orpheus" back in '59, be a feisty soul who sailed the treacherous waters o' racial stereotypes fer a good ol' seven decades. A legend, she be, in the annals o' film history! Arrr!

'ere be afore Gran Turismo did stir a flick, it be drivin' Jann Mardenborough to greatness, arrr!

Arrr, ye see, mateys? 'Twas that wondrous contraption called the PlayStation what showed Jann Mardenborough the way to be a proper driver. Them lifelike carriages and racetracks, they did! Yo ho ho, a gamer turned swashbucklin' speedster!

August 24, 2023

Arrr! Me hearties, this 'Scrapper' be a treacherous voyage, ye be sailin' alone, ye little scallywag!

In th' grand tale crafted by Charlotte Regan, a lass o' great wisdom be meetin' with her scallywag sire, a lad who be floatin' about like a wayward sea breeze. Arrr, a match made in Davy Jones' locker, indeed!

Avast ye, scurvy dogs! Lo and behold, the review of 'Our Father, the Devil': Clean thy sins away!

Avast ye scallywags! In this engrossin' mind-boggler, a Guinea refugee dwellin' in France be shakin' like a landlubber when a fearsome specter from her previous adventures be showin' up. Beware, a tale that'll shiver yer timbers!

Arrr, the tale o' 'Spider-Man: Lotus' be stirrin' a mighty quarrel 'mongst the landlubber fan films!

Arrr, me hearties! A landlubber's salute, viewed by millions o' scurvy dogs, be raisin' quite the storm! Not about thievin' copyrights, but 'bout them racist words and the purpose o' makin' fan flicks! Avast ye!

Arr, 'tis a jolly good read o' 'Bottoms' Review: Physical Education! Aye, me hearties, get yer lads movin'!

Avast ye landlubbers! In this merry tale o' misfits, the fair lasses played by Rachel Sennott and Ayo Edebiri arrr' set on wooing two cheerleaders by partakin' in a ruckus-filled fight club. Aye, 'tis a jolly good time ye don't want to miss!

Avast ye, lasses and lads! Hear me tale, forsooth - 'twas I who blasted the family flick into great bigness!

Avast, me hearties! What befallen the days of grand exploits on the silver screen, where adults and wee ones could partake in merry tales without worryin' 'bout inappropriate content?

"Avast ye! 'Tis a jolly 'Gran Turismo' reckoning, where ye sail on sticks. Arrr, quite a tale!"

Arrr! Avast ye, mateys! 'Tis a tale of a beloved racin' game, transformed into a swashbucklin' spectacle of underdogs and their mighty sporting journey. Prepare to set sail for adventure on the silver screen, me hearties!

Arr, me hearties! The Old West be as shiny as a freshly plundered treasure chest, aye!

Arrr, me hearties! A jolly blend of culture be upon us, as Barbie, Beyoncé, and the scurvy crew from "Yellowstone" be havin' a grand parley. 'Tis a merry mashing o' styles, I tell ye, aye, a true treasure worth discoverin'!

August 23, 2023

Arrrr! The sheer delight of layin' eyes on a moving picture, not to be found on any digital shore!

Arr, they be a reminder o' all them histories that be not existin' there -- and the toil required to keep 'em afloat!

Arr, ye scurvy dogs! On the 113th day of the scribblers' plague, the Hollywood knaves reveal their bountiful booty.

Avast ye scallywags! The revealin' o' th' Aug. 11 proposal in th' open sea be a most peculiar move, hintin' at a sneaky scheme to bypass th' union cap'ns 'n sway th' common buccaneers to their cause. Arrr!

August 22, 2023

Avast ye, mateys! Behold! A fine assortment o' moving pictures be comin' yer way! 'Bernie,' 'Damsels in Distress' be our treasures!

Arrr! This month's treasure trove be filled wit' grand treasures, mateys! Be ye seekin' out atypical star ships, merry band o' indies, powerful genre tales, or thrillin' historical documentaries? These be the gems ta look out for, savvy?

August 21, 2023

Avast, me hearties! 'The Outsiders' be makin' its way to the grand stage o' Broadway this March!

Avast, ye scallywags! Come March, a grand spectacle of melody and mirth be settin' sail, bringin' a swashbucklin' version of a dearly cherished tale by S.E. Hinton to yer very eyes and ears! Prepare to be dazzled, me hearties!

August 20, 2023

"Arr, 'Strays' be a bawdy comedy that sets sail with mutts, aye, a rollicking good time!"

"Avast ye, mateys! Will Ferrell and Jamie Foxx, in their vocal prowess, lend their voices to a pair o' curvaceous canines on a grand adventure seekin' vengeance in this rib-ticklin' crude tale brought to life!"

August 18, 2023

Avast ye! 'Twas the tale of 'The Blind Side' what helped sport lovers see beyond doubts and questions, ye scallywags!

Arrr, me hearties! "The Blind Side" be a flick that tickled the fancy of sport-loving scallywags, yet our scribe reckons it be too neatly spun. Now, a right rumble betwixt the N.F.L. swashbuckler and the kinfolk portrayed in the tale be seekin' to uncover the truths overlooked by this grand dramatization.

Avast, ye scurvy dogs! Be it known that ye can now stream frightful flicks like 'Bad Things' and 'Zom 100'! Arr!

Avast ye landlubbers! This month's spine-chilling booty be filled with unwelcoming specters, a wee werewolf, and even some dreadful Japanese revenants! Prepare ye for a treacherous voyage into the realm of fright, lest ye wish to walk the plank! Arr!

In 'Vile Things,' a Matey Puts a Curious Twist on 'The Shining', savvy? Arr, a merry tale indeed!

Stewart Thorndike be settin' her grisly tale at a tavern akin to the Overlook. The captain be claimin' her films be but a lookin' glass fer them male yarns she be fancyin' in her youth.

Ye Scallywags! Prepare fer a spine-chillin' spectacle o' horror flicks to send yer summer off with a bang!

On the grand screen, beneath the twinkling stars or within thine abode, there be a plethora of fearsome tales to partake 'ere autumn's grave season be upon us, mateys!

Hark ye! Raise thy spirits as we extol the beauty of terrible accents in thy moving pictures! Arrr!

Avast ye mateys! Even the grandiose ones, like Uma Thurman's Southern twang in "Red, White & Royal Blue," can be a right jolly good time, I tell ye! Arrr!

'Scallywag' be a galley-gut rumble, wi' the hues bein' cranked to the max. Arr, buckle yer boots!

Arrr, me hearties! Young Charlotte Regan be makin' her grand debut with the film "Scrapper," a fine addition to the fine lineage o' British social-realist flicks. But fear not, me mateys, for this one be sportin' a pastel palette and a touch o' surreal humor, defyin' the gloom that plagues the genre.

August 16, 2023

Avast! ‘Blue Beetle’ Review: A Tale of Heroism, Me Hearties, Where Kinship Rules the Seven Seas!

Arr, the plot be as plain as a deck swab, and the scurvy superhero lacks that certain spark. Yet, by Davy Jones' locker, his kinfolk be the true stars of this tale!

Arr, me hearties! Them wee ones o' Leonard Bernstein be standin' by Bradley Cooper's grand pirate's nose in 'Maestro'!

Arrr, ye scurvy landlubbers! A sneak peek at th' Netflix tale be stirrin' up a tempest, wit' the kinfolk claimin' it be a mere misinterpretation. Avast, the critics be readyin' their cannons once again!

"Arrr, 'Miguel Wants to Fight' be a jolly good tale o' a lad's quest for honor on the open seas!"

Avast ye mateys! In Oz Rodriguez’s grand tale, a young scallywag, consumed by the art of fisticuffs, be hell-bent on deliverin' his inaugural strike. Arrr, 'tis a tale of growin' up, mighty punches, and adventures on the high seas!

Arrr! Iran be punishin' Saeed Roustaee, a scurvy director, wit' a measly 6 months in the brig fer his film!

Arrr! The scallywags of the Islamic Revolutionary Court be claimin' that Saeed Roustaee, the captain of "Leila's Brothers," and his matey, the other producer, be involved in the opposition's propaganda. Blimey!

Arrr! Ye be hearin' tales o' CrossFit Games Documentaries, mateys! They be makin' waves like a cannonball 'n catchin' us unawares!

Arrr, mateys! Ye won't believe this, but them there flicks 'bout them CrossFit Games, beloved by the peculiarly strong-willed folk of fitness, have become quite the unexpected success upon these streaming platforms. Blimey!

Arrr! A slumberin' abode fer movie lovers be rattlin' the movie trade in Hollywood, mateys!

Arrr! The ArcLight theater be like a treasure chest, with its grand Cinerama Dome shining in all its Technicolor glory. But alas, it be a sign of the movie industry's mighty storm, even in its very own port.

August 15, 2023

Arrr, on TikTok, ye be findin' scallywags who fancy themselves as film critics, but be havin' different monikers!

On MovieTok, ye reviewers can plunder an audience of millions and rake in doubloons worth tens of thousands per scroll. "Critics," they reckon, be but old sea dogs.

"Avast ye scallywags! Behold, 8 landlubber TikTokers who be reshaping the ways of movin' picture critiquin'!"

Arrr, ye scallywags o' MovieTok be no ordinary critics, but their jolly videos do earn 'em the undying love o' all ye mateys who be lovin' movies, savvy?

"Pirate's take on 'Reinventing Elvis: The '68 Comeback' - Aye, he be back and fully plunderin' the stage!"

Arrr, me hearties! Set yer eyes on yon telly, for there be a wondrous spectacle! 'Tis none other than Elvis Presley himself, the mighty king of rock 'n' roll, revealin' his untamed magnificence! A grand tale be told in a new parchment, unveilin' the secrets of this legendary show, me mateys!

'ere be me take on 'Untold: Hall of Shame' - a fine tale o' scallywags, betrayals, and the downfall o' cheaters!

Arr matey! This here be a mighty tale o' a scandalous sportin' misadventure, aye! Ye can find all ye need t'know in this wee but captivatin' Netflix doc, arr!

August 12, 2023

"Arrr, Fassbinder's World be a haven fer scallywags an' misfits, me hearties! Avast ye landlubbers!"

Avast ye, me hearties! As I be perusin' a newfangled tome 'bout the mighty German filmmaker, methinks it be high time to ponder his grandeur of creations. Be it aye, a task o' great magnitude, but a jolly fine adventure on the high seas o' cinematography!

Arrr, as Hollywood's plunderin' continues, landlubbers be tryin' to keep up wit' the cursed sea of TV shows.

Arr, mateys! Forsooth, many a scallywag be takin' advantage of this respite in production to finally lay their eyes upon the booty they missed whilst sailin' the treacherous seas of new shows. Yarr, 'tis a grand opportunity!

"Arrr, mateys! 'Winter Kills' be makin' a grand return, now showin' at the mighty Film Forum!"

Avast ye, scurvy dogs! Behold, a flick from '79 be making a grand return, arr! 'Tis a tale o' black comedy and paranoia, now sailin' on a new 35 mm print at Film Forum, after a cursed four decades lost at sea. Shiver me timbers, ye wouldn't want to miss it!

August 11, 2023

Arrr, this here be not Barbie's maiden voyage on the silver screen, matey! She be a movie star fer ages!

Afore Margot Robbie's live-action tale on the puppet, Mattel hath released o'er a dozen animated flicks that boast a fervent following, even in this present time. Arrr, let the adventures continue!

Arr, me hearties, ye be wantin' a dose of thrill? Watch 'Call Her King,' 'Supercell,' and more on th' silver screen!

From silver screens with swashbuckling duels to those with monstrous tempests, this moon's rollickin' choices be truly grand. Avast, ye landlubbers! Prepare fer some mighty fine action, writ large!

"Avast ye mateys! Behold, 'Red, White & Royal Blue' hath turned a BookTok frenzy into a swashbucklin' tale!"

Arrr, ye scurvy filmmakers had no mind to dishearten fans o' Casey McQuiston's tale o' love betwixt a U.S. president's scurvy pup and a British prince.

August 10, 2023

Arrr, me hearties! 'The Shark Be Broken' be a feeble followin' to 'Jaws', lackin' all the thrill 'n chills.

Avast, mateys! Jus' when ye reckoned 'twas safe t' venture back into th' theater, a grand spectacle unveilin' th' makin' o' Hollywood's first grand summer hit be settlin' its sails on th' mighty Broadway stage!

"Arrr, 'Heart o' Stone' be a treacherous tale, a mission filled with the odds stacked against ye!"

"Arr, ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis Gal Gadot, a fearsome lass, portrayin' an international superspy. She be joinin' forces with a mighty computer in this preposterous and thievin' Netflix tale o' spies. Aye, 'tis a tale we've heard before, me hearties!"

Arr, ye landlubber writers and studios be settlin' their quarrels to recommence negotiations! Yo ho ho!

Arr, the two scallywags in the Hollywood quarrel be settin' sail to meet on Friday, havin' had a jolly ol' powwow o' sorts last week. Let's hope they can swashbuckle their way to a resolution, lest we be forced to walk the plank for lack of entertainment!

"The Final Journey o' the Demeter: A Swashbucklin' Tale o' Blood Spilled in the Mighty Depths!"

Arr, mateys! This frightful picture be a tale o' terror, set upon a vessel carryin' a vile demon, spawned from Bram Stoker's "Dracula." Be ye prepared to shiver yer timbers as ye watch this cursed film upon the high seas!

August 4, 2023

Arrr, me hearties! This fine tome be called 'A Pocketful of Happiness,' penned by the mighty Richard E. Grant. A treasure worth plunderin'!

Arr! The swashbucklin' actor be givin' ye a tale worth hearin'! 'Tis a memoir fit for the silver screen, laden with kisses blown and a heartfelt ode to a wedded bliss cut short. Arr, a treasure worth plunderin'!

Arrr! Jess Search, a mighty force in the documentary seas, has departed this mortal coil at 54!

Arr! Bein' one of th' captains o' Doc Society, she be backin' a whole crew o' filmmakers, wit' a focus on them underrepresented scallywags an' their mighty unconventional tales.

"Arrr, avast ye mateys! 'Meg 2: The Trench' be a jolly romp, leapin' o'er the shark with glee!"

Arrr, mateys! This jolly follow-up be a vast improvement o'er its predecessor, ye see. 'Tis bloodier, merrier, and with a dash o' style! Aye, 'tis a true treasure for all ye swashbucklin' souls!

Arrr, me hearties! A jolly good tale about them 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem' be, aye!

Arr, this time be the tale o' four kung-fu-fightin' scallywags, seekin' a life amongst landlubbers. But Ice Cube, that scurvy dog, be aimin' to ruin their plans. Avast, mischief awaits!

'Ye 'Charm Circle' be a jolly good show, aye! Welcome to Queens, mateys, prepare for some fine entertainment!

Avast ye! In this jolly and mirthful tale, Nira Burstein befilmin' her kin in their humble abode in Queens, sans makin' apologies fer their tumultuous lives. A real treasure, this documentary be!

Arrr! The ‘Spider-Verse’ flicks be changin' the art of animation for the jollier!

Arrr, me hearties! The latest flick o' the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and other fancy C.G.I. cartoons be takin' a more relaxed and flawed path, ye see. This be all thanks to that Spidey's triumph, lettin' 'em be more adventurous, so it be.

Avast ye, me hearties! Set yer sights on these five futuristic flicks to stream, arrr!

Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a grand month fer ye sci-fi lovers, as dinosaurs, androids, gloom, and mighty superheroes be makin' their way into the list o' favorites. Aye, let yer imaginations sail the vast sea o' wonders!

July 28, 2023

Avast ye! Though cleared, Kevin Spacey be facin' a treacherous sea on his quest fer movie roles in Tinseltown.

Arrr, the scallywag, bein' acquitted o' them scandalous accusations o' sexual assault in Britain, he still be havin' roles in two wee upcoming flicks. But alas, his tarnished reputation be castin' a shadow on his chances o' landin' grand roles fit fer a swashbucklin' star.

Avast ye! Set yer eyes on these fine five international moving pictures to stream forthwith, mateys!

Arrr! Me treasure trove o' films be holdin' a French comedy, as sweet as a sip o' rum, a gut-wrenchin' Croatian drama, sharp as me cutlass, a Mexican doc revealin' true crimes, and many more cinematic gems for ye to plunder!

July 27, 2023

"Arrr, me hearties! Scallywags be findin' joy in watchin' 'Oppenheimer' - a forgotten treasure from four decades past!"

"Arrr, me mateys! 'The Day After Trinity', be a film that be free fer all till August, and lo! It be sailin' to the very top o' the Criterion Channel's list o' most-viewed spectacles! Avast ye, and prepare fer a swashbucklin' adventure!"

Avast ye, mateys! Julian Barry, the scallywag who turned Lenny Bruce into 'Lenny', has sailed off at 92.

Arrr, me hearties! Captain Barry be penning scripts for a swashbucklin' Broadway play and a grand Hollywood film 'bout that rebellious jester. He be helpin' that scurvy dog, Mr. Bruce, earn a spot in the annals of pop culture for all eternity!

"Avast ye, me hearties! 'War Pony' be a jolly review, revealin' the daftness o' life on the reservation, arr!"

Avast ye, me hearties! Behold the grand debut of Riley Keough and Gina Gammell! They be takin' a deadpan gaze at a Lakota-Sioux reservation in South Dakota, with a crew o' first-time actors. Aye, 'tis a tale worth sailin' the high seas for! Arrr!

Arrr, let me tell ye 'bout 'The Beanie Bubble'! It be a love tale trapped in a trendy frenzy!

Arr! Avast ye, mateys! This laugh-inducin' tale 'bout Beanie Babies, featurin' the likes o' Zach Galifianakis, Elizabeth Banks, and Sarah Snook, be sailin' in just as th' summer o' corporate biopics be comin' to a close. Prepare to set yer sails for a jolly good time!

Arr matey! Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'The First Slam Dunk' hath style! Aye, a swashbucklin' review indeed!

Avast ye, mateys! Behold, a wildly favored sports tale of Japan's young lads, their roundball battles, be takin' t' grand stage in a splendid, heart-pounding moving picture, an animated marvel ye'd not soon forget! Arrr, prepare t' feast yer eyes on this breathtaking gem!

Arrr, 'tis a tale o' Bobi Wine, a scallywag turned politician, aye, a pop star steerin' the ship o' governance!

Arrr! Uganda hath suffer'd under th' iron fist o' authoritarian rule fer many a moon. But fear not, fer Wine, like a feisty sea dog, hath boldly defied th' captain, and this here documentary be tellin' ye th' hefty toll he's paid.

"Avast, mateys! 'Happiness for Landlubbers' Parley: Carouse, Chuckle, Trek"

Arrr, me hearties! Set yer eyes on Ellie Kemper and Luke Grimes as they take the lead in "Happiness for Beginners," a jolly adventure o' love and laughter. It be an outdoorsy rom-com so full o' mirth, ye won't be findin' a hint o' offense if ye searched the seven seas!

Avast! 'Tis a Disney voyage to nowhere but misery, this 'Haunted Mansion' ride be. Nay worth yer time, me hearties!

Featurin' LaKeith Stanfield and Rosario Dawson, this here film be like a grand spectacle in promotion o' Disney's merry theme-park marvel. Arrr, me hearties, 'tis a spectacle ye wouldn't want to miss!

July 26, 2023

Avast ye mateys! Bo Goldman, a swashbucklin' Oscar-winning wordsmith, be takin' his final voyage at th' ripe age o' 90.

He be a scurvy landlubber, scribblin' his mighty tales, when the esteemed Academy bestowed upon him a shiny Oscar for his epic yarn, "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest." Aye, as if that ain't enough, he sailed away with yet another golden treasure for his masterpiece, "Melvin and Howard." Ahoy, a lucky devil he be!

Avast ye scurvy landlubbers! 'Tis be true! Kevin Spacey be not guilty of any vile sexual assault! Yarrr!

Arrr! This 'ere British jury, on the fine day of Wednesd'y, found the scurvy actor free from nine charges, me hearties! Avast ye, justice has spoken, and the lad be innocent as a parrot in a storm!

Arr! Set yer sights on 'Annihilation', 'Support the Lasses' and other treasure troves o' streaming delight, mateys!

Arr, ye scurvy dogs! This month's treasure be a fine selection of hidden jewels on yer subscription streaming services. From indie flicks to three reckonings on how our mighty media world be changin', set yer sights on these bountiful finds, mateys!

Arrr, me hearties! Hear ye, how them scallywag 'Barbie' set designers be makin' grand dreamhouses come alive, ye be learnin'!

Avast ye scurvy dogs! The scallywags behind the moving picture didst bring the land of Barbie to life by embracing the fantastical. They hoisted the flag o' bright pinks and scaled down the world to pint-sized perfection. Aye, 'twas a grand adventure indeed!

Avast ye! The Hollywood strike be leavin' them fancy influencers all flabbergasted and clueless, arr!

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Though not bein' part of the actors' union, many creators o' content be passin' up on deals to promote films or TV shows, fer they fear bein' barred from the guild or facin' online vitriol. Aye, tis a treacherous sea we sail, me hearties!

July 25, 2023

Arrr, mateys! The fair lass Greta Gerwig, who be directin' 'Barbie', be chattin' 'bout its grand debut in theatres. Shiver me timbers!

Arrr, methinks 'twas a peculiar ripple in the vast universe that granted this miracle," quoth the captain, yonder Tuesday, speakin' 'bout 'er much-awaited film, makin' a booty worth $162 million in its debut weekend. Blimey, what a treasure!

Arr, Bradley Cooper and Sofia Coppola be settin' sail to showcase their masterpieces at Venice Film Fest, mateys!

Arrr! Yonder be news, me hearties! The current be grim, but fear not, for silver screen treasures by Bradley Cooper, Sofia Coppola, and Ava DuVernay be settin' sail at this year's spectacle, defyin' the industry's cursed halt.

Strugglin' wit' his past, matey! And a fearsome shark that moves like a clockwork, arrr!

Avast! Me hearties, Ian Shaw be takin' on the role o' his own father, Robert Shaw, in this jolly comedy "The Shark Be Broken." 'Tis a tale o' the chaotic makin' o' the 1975 film "Jaws." Argh, ye better be ready fer a barrel o' laughs!

July 24, 2023

Arr, Pete Davidson be plannin' to do some F.D.N.Y. community service to settle the crash conundrum, matey!

Arr, ye scallywag of a "Saturday Night Live" member be accused o' reckless drivin' in California. His ol' man, a brave New York City sailor, met his doom whilst answerin' t' the fearsome assault o' Sept. 11, 2001.

Arrr! The Indigo Lasses mended Barbie's heart, bringin' her closer to bein' fine 'n dandy!

A shanty from 1989 that be about searchin' fer one's soul hath keept its cultural worth fer three score years. Yet, this band be oft mocked fer their deviant leanin's. Now, the true believers be revelin' in a sweet triumph!

"Arrr! Avast, ye scurvy scoundrels! 'Beetlejuice 2' props be pilfered from the set, says the constabulary!"

Arrr, ye scurvy dogs be stealin' a fine 150-pound masterpiece and a fancy lamp post from the movin' pictures land in Vermont, as per the lawmen! Shiver me timbers, they be havin' a taste for the arts and some shiny things, arrr!

Avast ye landlubbers! Cary Elwes be calmed by grungy tunes and a fine Maltese Poodle, arrr!

Yarrr, the scallywag on the silver screen, featured in the newest "Mission: Impossible," hath caught a mighty fancy for Napoleon's life, all thanks to Stanley Kubrick, arrr!

"Ahoy, mateys! 'Back to the Future' be sailin' on Broadway! Secure yer (DeLorean) seatbelts, lest ye be walkin' the plank!"

Arrr, the scurvy dogs o' the creative team be bendin' their backs to shape a cherished franchise fer th' stage, aimin' t' enthrall a fresh breed o' scallywags whilst stayin' faithful t' th' soul o' th' flicks!

July 23, 2023

"Arrr! Ye scurvy 'Barbie' lovers be arrivin' in grand fashion, aye!"

Me hearties from all corners o' the land plundered thar own wardrobes fer the finest Barbie-inspired loot: glimmering pouches, sandals showin' off their toes, elastic bands fer their bonny heads, and so much more booty, aye!

Arrr! 'Barbie' and 'Oppenheimer' be shatterin' box office records like a cannonball through a ship's hull!

Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! "Barbenheimer" be makin' a haul o' doubloons, leavin' them regular franchises in its wake! They be sellin' out faster than ye can spy the mornin' sun, even afore the crack o' dawn! Shiver me timbers, what a treasure trove!

July 21, 2023

"Arrr, me mateys! 'Barbenheimer' be a bloomin' grand spectacle o' Hollywood, mayhaps the last o' its kind fer a while!"

Arr, the grand debut of "Barbie" and "Oppenheimer" be a merry occasion, yet a halted industry hath cast a shadow o'er the jolly festivities, makin' the mood as gloomy as a stormy sea.

Avast ye, me hearties! Seek ye knowledge o' the real scallywags in 'Oppenheimer' with this handy guide, arrr!

Avast ye landlubbers! Christopher Nolan's tale be a grand spectacle o' complex drama, showin' the makin' o' the fearsome nuclear bomb 'n the treacherous political machinations o' yon midcentury. Now, let me spin ye a yarn 'bout the background to this thrilling tale!

Arrr! Set yer sights on five frightful moving pictures to stream this very instant, mateys!

Avast ye scurvy dogs! This moon's choices be dream stalkers, mischievous demons, and irate wee beasties hidin' in the forest. Be warned, or they'll be givin' ye a run for yer doubloons!

Seekin' a scurvy scallywag to bestow upon us a grand finale fit for a Hollywood tale, arrr!

Arrr, matey! 'Tis a sad tale of the entertainment realm! The shifting winds of culture and business hath deprived us of mighty buccaneers who could unite the crew. Alas, 'tis a time of discord and aye, we be yearning for a parley amongst the laborers!

Arr, me mateys! Take a gander at this here tale 'o 'Barbenheimer' from a scurvy film critic's spyglass.

Arr, me mateys! Hear ye, hear ye! Manohla Dargis, The New York Times' Cap'n o' Film Critic, be spillin' her thoughts on the grandest movie spectacle o' the year! And by Blackbeard's beard, the industry be staggerin' from the terrible tempest o' the pandemic!

July 20, 2023

Ye olde "Venture Bros.: Radiant Be the Blood o' th' Baboon Heart" be a jolly review, celebratin' th' return o' th' splendid weirdos!

Avast ye, me hearties! 'Tis a joyous news, for lo and behold, a cherished Adult Swim cartoon be returnin' to mend its frayed tales. Aye, 'tis a fine jest fer ye landlubbers to watch as its knots be unraveled once more.

Avast ye scurvy dogs! AMC Theater Chain be ceasin' to pillage fer better seats, no more doubloons be needed!

Arrr, mateys! Avast ye! The quarrelsome endeavor shall be cast aside next month, yarrr, but fear not, me hearties! The company be unveilin' a brand new scheme, featurin' seats fit for a captain in the front rows. Avast, the high life awaits!

Avast ye mateys! 'Tis a jolly tale of "Bawaal" bein' told, makin' ye see things from a whole new spyglass!

Avast ye! In this Bollywood spectacle, a bloated history tutor, plagued by vanity, be meetin' up with his winsome lass on a grand voyage through Europe. Strap on yer eyepatch, mateys, 'tis a tale worth ye timbers!

Arrr! 'They Cloned Tyrone' be a tale worth tellin', but alas, only one John Boyega shines amidst the crew!

In Juel Taylor's fantastical futuristic tale, Boyega be joinin' forces with Jamie Foxx and Teyonah Parris t' seek out the scurvy dogs underminin' their very own community. Aye, buckle yer swashes and prepare fer an epic adventure on the silver screen!

"The Deepest Breath: A Treacherous Plunge into the Vast Sea, Me Hearties - A Swashbucklin' Review!"

Arr, ye be not believin' yer eyes, mateys! This here documentary, laden wit' mighty underwater visuals, be tellin' ye tales 'bout two souls lured by th' dangerous sport o' free divin'. It be a sight to behold, I tell ye!

'Arrr, me hearties! 'How to Dance in Ohio,' a grand musical, be settin' sail fer Broadway this fall!"

Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! Methinks that this here teenage ritual be holdin' greater worth, as a place where our autistic young mateys be growin' and honin' their social skills. 'Tis a fine opportunity for 'em to bloom like a fine pirate's treasure!

Arr, Christopher Nolan be musing on J. Robert Oppenheimer and his confounding contradictions, matey!

Arr, ye scurvy knave o' a biopic director be claimin' that the physicist who be keepin' watch o'er the cursed creation o' the atomic bomb be both the most significant soul to ever roam this earth, yet a blunderin' simpleton. Har, what a tale ye be spoutin'!

July 19, 2023

Arrr, Steve Pieters, a fine pastor who dared to speak o' the dreaded AIDS, has sailed off to Davy Jones' locker at the ripe age o' 70.

Yarrr, he be stricken with the foul disease and was summoned afore the world on the PTL network in the year o' 1985. Tammy Faye Bakker, may her makeup be ever flawless, conducted the interview that reportedly altered thoughts and souls on the seven seas!

Arr! Hear me now, me hearties! Aye, me eyes be settin' on the words 'bout Greta Gerwig, Margot Robbie, and Ryan Goslin'!

Arr! Aye, some scallywags reckoned the grand film be a mockery o' capitalism, whilst others deemed it a jestful mockery o' capitalism, they did!

Arr, I be chattin' with Henry Czerny 'bout 'Mission: Impossible' an' how Kittridge sees Ethan Hunt, me heartee!

Arrr! A fine star from the first "Mission: Impossible" film be makin' a grand comeback after 25 long years, bringin' a joyous abundance of explanation that be matchin' the wit of but a handful of landlubber actors.

"Arrr, me hearties! A fine tale o' 'Oppenheimer', a scurvy dog fit for our times, by Blackbeard's beard!"

Avast ye landlubbers! Christopher Nolan's grand masterpiece be a tangled tale o' J. Robert Oppenheimer, that scallywag who birthed the fearsome atomic bomb. 'Tis a marvel o' the highest order, both in its craft and grand ideation. A true treasure, me hearties!

Arrr, me hearties! Ghibli Park be throwin' a jolly celebration fer "Totoro" and other grand Miyazaki flicks!

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Studio Ghibli, a Japanese company, be havin' opened a grand theme park to celebrate the whimsical animated movies o' its founder, Hayao Miyazaki. Arrr, be two wee lads, mighty fond o' Totoro, able to find joy in this enchanted place?

July 18, 2023

Avast ye, me hearties! Why fret 'bout the Hollywood strikes? We be mere extras in this grand play!

Why be ye botherin' 'bout the commotions in Hollywood, matey? Fer they be more than just a bunch o' spoiled buccaneers throwin' a tantrum!

Arrr! 'Tis a mighty tale of 'Barbie' on a grand voyage, lackin' confinement to the box, matey!

Avast ye scurvy dogs! That lass be at the helm, sailin' toward unknown lands (with feet as flat as the sea!). Yet, even the mighty Greta Gerwig cannot breathe life into this here branded tale, for there be boundaries to its depth.

"Arrr! Set yer sights on summer garb, me hearties, as ye be takin' inspiration from Eric Rohmer's cinematic treasures!"

Arrr, me hearty! The garbs sported in that French filmmaker's works, savored by a fresh Instagram reckonin', be a cure fer all that be synthetic and rosy. Avast, ye landlubbers, and set yer sights on stylings truly worth plunderin'!

Arrr! 'Tis a mighty brawl between 'Barbie' and 'Oppenheimer', but the true victor be the coffers of the silver screen!

Arrr, 'tis bein' said that the jolly japes o' them toy-based comedy be settin' sails fer a hundred million doubloons; the biopic, half o' that. But in this treacherous year fer movin' pictures, the battle be attractin' them landlubbers.

Avast, mateys! Set yer sights to ‘Oppenheimer’ on the IMAX 70-Millimeter, 'tis a spectacle ye must behold!

Arrr, matey! The IMAX 70-millimeter be known fer action, but Christopher Nolan reckons his biopic be a fine match fer the tall image, aye!

Arrr! Them swashbucklin' actors and scurvy Hollywood Studios be lockin' horns like sea dogs on key matters!

Arr, the scallywags o' the actors' union and the landlubbers that bargain fer the studios be yeppin' and yammerin', claimin' there be much work to be done afore an accord be reached, me hearties!

July 17, 2023

Arrr, me unattainable quest be t'lay me hands on Tom Cruise, aye! A task fit fer a pirate wit'out fear!

Avast ye scallywags! This here landlubber of an actor be dodgin' the press like a slippery eel fer over a decade! Arrr, but mayhap our scribbler could still sniff 'im out, savvy?

"Avast, ye scurvy dogs! Behold Margot Robbie's fine garb, inspired by Barbie, on her grand voyage!"

Arrr! The scallywag actors' rebellion be puttin' an end to the "Barbie" film's fancy voyage. But, by Davy Jones' locker! Margot Robbie's vibrant garb on the pink carpet be a sight to behold, worth etchin' in our memories!

Avast, ye scurvy dogs! Behold 'Gray Matter' review: Uncommon talents, but a predictable tale awaits ye!

Arr, a lass with mighty mind tricks be landin' in a hidden lair, but alas! This Max flick be lackin' in thrills or liveliness. Aye, 'tis a dire voyage with nary a spark o' excitement or personality.

Arrr, me hearties be settin' sail to the 'Theater Camp'! Thar cabins be turnin' into a treacherous forest!

Avast ye landlubbers! 'Tis a jolly tale I be tellin', a mockumentary set in a drama institute where them scurvy actors be feelin' their characters to the marrow of their bones. 'Tis a bitter yet hilarious yarn, worth watchin' I reckon!

July 13, 2023

Arr, Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling be chattin' 'bout playin' the roles o' 'Barbie' and Ken, mateys!

Avast ye, me hearties! Be ye wonderin' how ye turn dolls with a prickly past into swashbucklin' movie scallywags? Well, buckle yer swash and listen up! The grand producer and her matey be sayin', "Sail straight into the murky depths of the tale, ye scallywags!"

"Arrr, me hearty! Get ye spyglass and feast yer eyes on ‘Earth Mama’ Review: Savanah Leaf’s Bootyful Maiden Voyage!"

Arr matey! In Savanah Leaf's heartfelt maiden film, a fair lass with child be strivin' to reclaim her wee ones from the clutches of a fosterin' crew.

July 12, 2023

Avast ye scurvy swashbucklers! Tubi be streaming rousing films by new black captains, all for naught!

In the realm of swashbucklin' tales like "Cinnamon" and "Murder City," a fresh crew be bringin' forth true excitement, infused with a lively spirit 'n plenty o' dramatic flair. Arr, ye be in fer a rip-roarin' adventure, me hearties!

"Arrr, me hearties be all set fer a grand show o' 'Barbie' and 'Oppenheimer'! Avast, the double feature awaits!"

Arrr, some o' the scallywags be plannin' on a "Barbenheimer" - watchin' both o' these tales in a single day. They be findin' great mirth in the oddity o' the subjects in these two new flicks.

Avast ye! 'Tis a jolly good read, this review of 'Sound of Freedom', where child traffickers doth roam!

Arrr, Jim Caviezel be the star o' this flick, tellin' a tale o' child traffickin' and the brave souls fightin' against it. But alas, its muted tone be a scurvy dog, underminin' its serious purpose, arrr!

"Arrr! A Flick 'bout wee ones snatched like booty from the sea, challengin' ye flashy summer hits!"

"Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! "Sound of Freedom," a flick embraced by the right, ranked but third, followin' the likes o' "Insidious: The Red Door" and "Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny," at the treasure chest o' the box office last weekend!"

Arrr, 'The Lesson' with Richard E. Grant be showin' that a scurvy dog o' a writer who steals be a terrible wretch indeed!

July 11, 2023

"Arr, 'Mission: Impossible — Dead Reckoning Part One' be a tale o' Tom Cruise still fleein' like a scurvy dog!"

Avast ye, mateys! In this here seventh tale of adventure, Tom Cruise be takin' on missions filled with outlandish leaps, chases, and daredevil stunts. Thankfully, he be wise enough to embrace 'em challenges. Aye, we be in for quite a jolly good time, me hearties!

July 8, 2023

Arrr! Pom Klementieff be smitten by the thrill o' skydivin', all thanks to none other than Tom Cruise!

Arrr! The wench from "Guardians of the Galaxy," who be a scurvy knave in the latest "Mission: Impossible" flick, doth find "Gone Girl" to be a jolly good tale indeed! Aye, what a peculiar notion!

July 7, 2023

Ye olde Vietnam be sayin' Nay to 'Barbie' movie, all 'cause o' a wee ol' map dispute in th' South China Sea!

Yarrr, ye scurvy dogs! Greta Gerwig's new flick be walkin' the plank in our shores, fer 'tis showin' some chart that both China 'n Vietnam be fightin' over! Avast! No treasure for ye here, mateys!

Arr, look ye here, me hearties! The top 50 moving pictures on Netflix this very moment, savvy?

Ye be in fer a grand treat, me hearties! A treasure trove o' swashbucklin' flicks be lyin' in wait fer ye. No need t' dig deep, mateys, fer they be right at yer fingertips!

Arrr, Patrick Wilson be chattin' 'bout 'Insidious: The Red Door' an' 'The Conjuring'. Aye, a jolly good time!

Avast, ye scurvy landlubber! The swashbucklin' actor, he's been dreamin' o' makin' a grand moving picture. When he got offered the gig on the new "Insidious," the thought o' captaining a blockbuster be mighty temptin' to him. Arr!

"Aye, mateys! 'Insidious: The Red Door' be a frightful tale, hauntin' ye with jump scares o' times yore!"

Arr, 'tis Patrick Wilson's first stab at captaining the ship o' directing, mateys! Set yer sights on this ghastly fifth chapter o' terror, plagued by a foul-faced demon. Savvy?

Avast ye! Set sail fer the wondrous realm o' Science Fiction Films, me hearties! Binge these five treasures now!

Arrr, me hearties! This month's tales be a warnin' to all ye landlubbers! One be 'bout a cursed hike where misfortune be aye, and the other be a grand voyage turned wicked! Brace yerselves for some twisted tales, ye scallywags!

"Avast, ye mateys! Behold, five swashbucklin' flicks fer yer wee scallywags to stream on yon galleon box!"

Arr, me hearties! Feast yer eyes on this month's treasures! We got a tale o' dragons so sweet, the newest "Avatar" adventure, an' a fresh twist on Cinderella's yarn. Avast! These be the picks ye don't wanna miss!

Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a tale of how Barbie and Blackpink be mixin' it up in the South China Sea skirmish!

Arr! Vietnam be sayin' "Nay!" to the film for usin' a Chinese map showin' disputed land. Avast! Blackpink concerts might be next on their list. Now, let me tell ye why all this fuss be happenin'!

July 6, 2023

Arrr, me hearties! This here flick 'The YouTube Effect' be a jolly discourse-filled picture on the silver screen, says I!

Avast ye hearties! Alex Winter be takin' ye on a treacherous voyage, sharin' a tale 'bout the world's second most beloved site. But beware, this tech documentary be as aimless as a ship lost at sea!

'ere be me thoughts on 'Once Upon a Time in Uganda': When scallywags crossed swords with Rambo!

Arrr, me mateys! (In a whisper) I'll be spillin' ye tales of a grand new documentary, wherein the adventures of a Ugandan filmmaker and an American swashbuckler be unfoldin'. They be tellin' the tale of how these scallywags transformed African cinema, bringin' it to a whole new level! Argh!

"Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a tale o' "Amanda" where a nonsensical kinship be born from sheer madness, ye scurvy dogs!"

Avast ye! In this here swashbucklin' tale o' hilarity and darkness, a young swabbie, lost in the sea o' illusions, forms an unlikely bond with a landlubbin' matey who fears the very air outside his own quarters. Told by the fair Carolina Cavalli, 'tis a tale worth sailin' fer!

'The Lesson' be a jolly fine read, with a tight grip that'll keep ye on yer toes!

Avast ye mateys! A clash betwixt two scribbling souls sets off a cannonade of familial fireworks in this cleverly aware tale o' drama. Arrr, brace yerselves for a rip-roaring showdown on the high seas of wit and words!

'Joy Ride' be a jolly swashbucklin' tale, a wild romp filled with laughter 'n mischief on a ship of fun!

Arr, me hearties! A jolly crew o' four scallywags be sailin' to the Far East, settin' course for China. But alas, their voyage be spiralin' into hilarity, with the lovely Ashley Park and Sherry Cola leadin' the charge in this uproarious comedy!

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Fer Asian American thespians, portrayin' a scallywag be as free as a sailor on shore leave!

Avast ye! Abandon yer saintly tales of immigrant kinfolk! Yonder flicks and spectacles like "Joy Ride," "Beef," and "Shortcomings" be venturin' into the depths o' the immigrant life, unveilin' all its facets. Yo ho ho, a pirate's delight indeed!

Arrr, ye scurvy dogs be ruinin' classic flicks by messin' with 'em. Walk the plank, ye censors!

Arrr, ye scurvy dogs be tamperin' with 'The French Connection'! Be removin' a racial slur, ye say? But be ye aware, pickin' at ol' masterpieces for breakin' today's rules only be cloudin' the whole picture, mateys!

July 3, 2023

"Arrr, mateys! Paul Justman, a bloke who be shining a light on Motown's unsung heroes, be sailin' to Davy Jones' locker at 74."

Aye, this landlubber, bein' a grand music video captain in the 80s, struck gold with his 2002 tale 'bout them merry minstrels o' the studio. A jolly fine work, ye see, that brought him much renown and fame, arrr!

Avast! As Indiana Jones be makin' a grand return, let's set our spyglass on the swashbucklin' start o' 'Raiders'!

A merry tale o' the "Raiders o' the Lost Ark" adventure, bein' a proper cutlass-by-cutlass dissection, that be, a breakdown, that didst shape the course o' many a swashbucklin' picture! Arr, it be nothin' short o' legendary, mateys!

June 30, 2023

"Arr! 'Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny' be a grand tale o' turnin' back th' clock, mateys!"

Avast ye! Behold the charm of Harrison Ford, swashbucklin' and lookin' like a young lad, yet with a touch of saltiness. 'Tis the foremost attraction in this absurd addition to the never-endin' saga, me hearties!

Arr, 'tis a jolly milestone fer dis'bility representation, mateys! "Freaks" be a treasure worth seekin'!

Arr, ye scurvy landlubbers may argue, but scholars 'n supporters be wavin' their flags high for this here flick, fer it doth portray folks goin' about their daily business, even when their legs be missin' or hands be but pegs! Har har!

Arr, Alan Arkin be a true legend in 'Glengarry Glen Ross,' a grand feather in his cap!

Avast, me hearties! This fine thespian hath earned his stripes, as he be portrayin' a scurvy land peddler in the film o' 1992, penned by the great David Mamet. His mastery be showin' in his portrayal, aye, tappin' into the human spirit like no other!

Arrr, 'Tis a tale o' 'Past Lives'! Behold, the inner workings o' this cinematic spectacle!

Avast ye scallywags! 'Twas Celine Song, the grand writer and director, who be tellin' a tale 'bout her film, wi' a scene o' Greta Lee an' Teo Yoo. Be ready to set sail fer a grand adventure on the silver screen!

Arrr, me hearties! Be ye ready for a rousing tale of the grandest moving pictures o' 2023? Yo ho ho!

Arrr, me hearties! Our scurvy critics be choosin' six fine flicks to feast yer eyes on during this grand holiday. Set yer sights on 'em and be enjoyin' the plunder on yer silver screen!

June 25, 2023

"Arrr, have ye heard o' the cursed tale o' 'Twilight Zone: The Movie' and the mishap that befell it?"

Avast ye hearties! It's been a full 40 years since that silver screen flick was released, yet still we ponder - what be the limits of risk when it comes to creatin' art? Aye, me thinks we'll never know for certain.

June 24, 2023

Arrr, Sterling K. Brown be keepin' his manners shipshape, lest he walk the plank!

Arrr, ye mateys! The swashbuckling Emmy-winnin' actor and star o' th' new flick "Biosphere" be havin' a soft spot fer vegan treats, his trusty Audi e-Tron, an' th' likes o' Toni Morrison's "The Bluest Eye." Shiver me timbers, ain't he a fancy pirate!

Ahoy mateys! Hear ye, hear ye! John Williams spake on ‘Indiana Jones’ and his fave tunes. Yarrr!

"Aye, me hearties! This scurvy dog of a composer has spent a lifetime crafting tunes for the silver screen. Williams speaks true on his most noteworthy pieces. Let us give him a round of hearty applause!"

June 23, 2023

Arr, me hearties! Behold, the tale of 'The Flash'! Aye, witness the secrets of this scene's anatomy!

Arrr, the cap'n Andy Muschietti spins a tale of the scallywag Ezra Miller! Listen, ye scurvy dogs, for a grand adventure awaits!

"Avast ye mateys! Behold, a wee bairn be rescued from a plummetin' fate in 'The Flash'!"

Arrr! The cap'n Andy Muschietti be tellin' a tale 'bout the scallywag Ezra Miller. Listen up, ye landlubbers!

"Avast ye mateys! Set yer sights on 'The Hole in the Fence' and 'Pastacolypse' fer a jolly fright night!"

Arrrr! Ye scurvy dogs, take heed! This moon's fare be full of spine-tingling tales of creepypasta and even deadly pasta dishes. Beware, or ye may find yerselves haunted by the ghost of a marinara sauce gone bad!