The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, Bertrand Blier, the notorious captain of blunt films, has sailed to Davy Jones' locker at a ripe 85!

2025-01-25

Arrr, a French swashbuckler of the silver screen, he snagged an Oscar for “Get Out Yer Handkerchiefs!” But blimey, he stirred the pot, leavin' folks bickerin’ 'bout his jests on wenches and the wild thoughts o' lads! A true seabound conundrum, he be!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and let me spin ye a yarn 'bout a feller from the land of fancy cheeses and berets, a filmmaker of no small repute! This swashbucklin' creative be none other than the master of the reel, who snagged himself an Oscar for a flick titled “Get Out Your Handkerchiefs.” Aye, sounds a bit like a command to me—maybe he be warnin’ landlubbers of the salty tears that may ensue!

But lo and behold, not all who be watchin' have been singin' his praises, for he treaded into the stormy seas of misogyny and the perplexin’ realms of the male sexual imagination. Arrr, ye can imagine the ruckus! Some scallywags be lovin' it, while others be raisin' their cutlasses in protest! It be a right hullabaloo on the high seas of cinema!

So here we have a captain of the filmic seas, chartin’ courses through tumultuous waters, causin' waves of laughter and outrage alike. With his Oscar glimmerin’ like a treasure chest, he sails on, leavin’ a trail of bemused audiences in his wake, wonderin’ whether to cheer or jeer! Aye, that be the life of a true cinematic pirate!

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