January 25, 2025, 4:45 pm
Arrr, matey! Podcast wench Riley Gaines be settin' sail on the stormy seas o’ backlash ‘gainst the WNBA lass DiJonai Carrington, who dared don an anti-Trump rag on Friday! Shiver me timbers, the tides be turnin’ in this here jestin’ squabble!
January 25, 2025, 3:19 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Steve Cohen, the captain of the Mets ship, be spillin' the beans! The crew be shoutin' for the mighty Alonso to stay aboard, but alas, the contract squabble be more tangled than a sea serpent in Juan Soto's nets! Aye, what a merry jest!
January 25, 2025, 2:58 pm
Arrr, matey! U.S. Olympian Suni Lee took to the snowy seas o’ skiing this week, as her Instagram tale be tellin’. But alas! She met the frosty floor, face-first! Aye, not all treasure be gold, but a face full of snow be a sight to behold!
January 25, 2025, 2:49 pm
Arrr, Stephen A. Smith be lamentin’ like a scallywag! He and his crew who cast their lots fer Kamala Harris feel like a band o’ dunderheads, seein’ as she sailed through the primaries without a single vote! Blimey, what a jolly jest indeed!
January 24, 2025, 5:31 pm
Arrr, matey! The brawlin' champ of the Americas be givin' the silver-screen swashbuckler a hearty warning: "Ye may dance with the devil on film, but in the ring, I'm the storm ye best not cross!" Aye, ‘tis a fine line 'twixt actin' and bein' a proper scallywag!
January 24, 2025, 4:41 pm
Avast, me hearties! Bryson DeChambeau, the swashbucklin' landlubber, just snagged 200 acres in Modesto! He be settin’ sail to stretch the town by a hearty 30%! Aye, soon it’ll be Modesto the Great, where pirates be plunderin’ more than just grog! Arrr!
January 24, 2025, 2:42 pm
Arrr, mateys! Randi Mahomes, the fine matriarch o’ the Mahomes crew, did spill the beans on the gram, sayin’ that the ol' sea dog granddad be sailin' to hospice. A stormy year for the lot, indeed! Avast, give 'im a hearty toast! 🏴☠️🏈
January 24, 2025, 2:17 pm
Ahoy, mateys! The great Calvin Jones, a Super Bowl swashbuckler and Cornhuskers' legend, has sailed to Davy Jones’ locker at the tender age of 54! He be half o' the famed "we-back" duo, now lost to the briny deep. Raise a tankard in his honor, ye landlubbers!
January 24, 2025, 11:43 am
Avast, mateys! A jolly gathering at the University of Washington took a raucous turn when a sea dog from the Riley Gaines Center aimed to chat about fairness in the lassies' competitions! Instead of cheers, it seems the cannons of chaos be fired! Arrr, what a merry mess!
January 24, 2025, 10:57 am
Arrr, matey! Ippei Mizuhara, the lingo whisperer for that swashbucklin' Shohei Ohtani, be penning a missive to the high judge, beggin’ for mercy. He spun tales of toil under the captain’s command, like a barnacle stuck to a ship's hull! Aye, let the poor soul off the hook!
January 24, 2025, 9:48 am
Arrr, me hearties! Word from the seven seas be that the Las Vegas Raiders be settlin' their sails with the seasoned captain Pete Carroll to steer their ship as head coach! Aye, let’s hope he won’t make 'em walk the plank too often!
January 24, 2025, 8:59 am
Arrr, matey! A jolly crew in Connecticut be concoctin' a scheme to let landlubbers wager on their flights! Betwixt the heavens and the sea, they be defyin' the other scallywags' laws on games of chance. Aye, let the skies be the new gambling den!
January 24, 2025, 5:00 am
Arrr, former gridiron champ Champ Bailey spun a yarn to Fox News about them pesky penalties slapped on the Houston Texans fer givin’ ol’ Patrick Mahomes a good whack over the weekend! Aye, ‘tis a fine mess when yer shipmates be walkin’ the plank fer playin’ too rough!
January 23, 2025, 8:56 pm
Avast, ye landlubbers! A jolly recording be spillin’ the beans on Ippei Mizuhara, the former tongue-twister for Shohei Ohtani, pretendin’ to be the Dodgers’ treasure! Federal scallywags be exposin’ his shenanigans to secure a doubloon transfer. Arrr, what a merry farce on the high seas of finance!
January 23, 2025, 8:41 pm
Arrr! A jolly moving picture be revealin’ a ruckus of merriment and mischief in the latter half of a grand ball game ‘twixt two scallywag schools in Georgia! Chaos be afoot, like a ship in a storm, with lads dancin’ and shoutin’! Aye, what a sight!
January 23, 2025, 7:57 pm
Arrr, matey! Hakeem and AOC be silent like a ship adrift in a storm, not daring to tackle the ruckus ‘bout protectin’ womenfolk's sport, lest it embolden the scallywags! Aye, what a jolly mess that be!
January 23, 2025, 11:53 am
Arrr, matey! On the high seas of scandal, legendary Yankee Mariano and his lass be talkin' on Thursday 'bout whispers of dark deeds in their ship's hold and church! Aye, the tides be turnin' and the crew be wonderin' what treasure they be hidin'!
January 23, 2025, 10:56 am
Arrr! Tom Brady, that scallywag of a quarterback, be chimin' in on the ruckus 'bout the whacks givin' penalties to our matey, Patrick Mahomes! Aye, it be a fine squabble on the high seas of the NFL! Grab yer rum and enjoy the show, me hearties!
January 23, 2025, 10:35 am
Arrr, matey! The NFL be findin’ Joe Mixon, the swashbucklin’ Texan runner, for words he never uttered! Then, in a right jolly mess, they slapped him again fer the blabber he did say. A fine treasure of confusion, I tell ye! Avast, what a scallywag's tale!
January 23, 2025, 9:26 am
Arrr, matey! The famed sea captain of college pigskin, Nick Saban, spun a yarn 'bout the "greatest blunder" o’ his stout career in a chat on "The Pivot." It be a tale of misfortune that’d make even Davy Jones chuckle! Yarrr, give him a mug of grog!
January 22, 2025, 8:45 pm
Arrr, matey! The Miami Heat be shanghaied Jimmy Butler once more, castin’ him adrift for two more tides after he be missin’ his ship’s flight on Wednesday! That scallywag's already faced seven days in Davy Jones’ locker this season. Aye, the sea be rough for this salt!
January 22, 2025, 7:32 pm
Arrr, matey! Amon-Ra St. Brown be spillin’ the beans on his chinwag with Ben Johnson, the swab who sailed off to coach the Bears! 'Twas a jibe worthy of a cannonball, I tell ye! Aye, even pirates can’t resist a good jest ‘bout landlubbers!
January 22, 2025, 7:09 pm
Arrr! The Eagles be havin' run aground o' pints o' memorabilia snow at Lincoln Financial Field, matey! During their playoff tussle with the Rams last Sunday, they be sellin' out faster than a ship in a storm! Har har! No snow for ye, scallywags!
January 22, 2025, 6:10 pm
Arrr! A fine Ohio lair, owned by the swashbucklin' Bengals star Joe Burrow, got plundered while he be off swabbin' the decks in Dallas for a NFL duel! Me hearties, even a quarterback ain't safe from the scallywags when he's away! Avast, what a jolly mess!
January 22, 2025, 5:47 pm
Ahoy! It be said that the famed Yankee, Mariano Rivera, and his lass be hidin’ dark deeds o’ the sea's scallywags in their own quarters and a church! A new lawsuit be settin’ sail, but let’s hope it be just a tempest in a teacup, ye savvy?
January 22, 2025, 5:29 pm
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round fer yer weekly treasure map o’ sports shenanigans! Aye, we be chartin' the wild seas o’ games 'n' antics, spillin’ the beans on all the ruckus 'n' revelry! So hoist the sails, 'tis time for a rollickin' recap! Arrr!
January 22, 2025, 5:12 pm
Arrr, matey! Jack Sawyer, the Buckeyes' jewel, be baskin' in the glory o' triumph, yet he be settin’ his sights on greater seas! With the wind o' faith in his sails, he be ready to conquer new horizons, savvy? Aye, it be a jolly good adventure ahead!
January 22, 2025, 5:01 pm
Arrr, matey! Travis Kelce, the scallywag of the Kansas City fleet, be tight-lipped ‘bout them dubious penalties that swung the tide in their playoff plunder ‘gainst the Texans. Methinks he be hidin’ treasure or just avoidin’ the captain’s wrath! Har har, savvy?
January 22, 2025, 10:30 am
Arrr, matey! After bestin' his foe in the quarterfinals o' the Australian Open, young Ben Shelton be callin' out the landlubber TV interviewers for treatin' him and his mates with a right scurvy disrespect! Aye, 'tis a fine treasure o' cheek he be showin'!
January 22, 2025, 9:09 am
Arrr, matey! A cheesy blunder on the high seas of the Capitals' game in Edmonton nearly sank their winning streak, but lo! They sailed to victory over the Oilers, claimin' five treasures in a row! Avast, let the cheese be afoot and the wins keep rollin'!
January 22, 2025, 8:53 am
Arrr, mateys! The Class of 2025 be sailin' into the National Baseball Hall o’ Fame, but our good buccaneer Kenny Lofton, a six-time All-Star, be hopin' fer a fair wind to blow him into that grand treasure chest o’ glory! Avast, let him in!
January 22, 2025, 7:45 am
Arrr, Sen. Marsha Blackburn be wishin’ fer more landlubber Democrats to join her crew in supportin’ the fair maidens of the sportin’ seas against the scallywags of the transgender tide! Mayhaps they’ll toss their doubloons in the pot o’ fairness, savvy?
January 22, 2025, 5:46 am
Avast ye! The New England Patriots be plundering the seas of coaching once more, as ol' Josh McDaniels be returning to the shores of Foxborough! Aye, this scallywag be takin' the helm as offensive coordinator, ready to chart a course for glory—or at least a barrel o' laughs! Arrr!
January 22, 2025, 5:42 am
Arrr, Marlon Humphrey o’ the Baltimore Ravens be a-scurrying like a scallywag! With no shot at payback fer the Chiefs, he be a-beggin’ another crew to hoist the Jolly Roger and send those sea-dogs to Davy Jones' locker! Aye, a fine sight that would be!
January 22, 2025, 4:00 am
Arrr, matey! The great Lomas Brown, a champion of the Super Bowl seas, spun a yarn 'bout the Detroit Lions, losin’ their cunning coordinator Ben Johnson to them scallywags, the Chicago Bears. He shared this tale on the OutKick galleon, “Don’t @ Me with Dan Dakich!” Aye, what a jest!
January 21, 2025, 9:04 pm
Arrr, matey! A spry lad from Oklahoma's court be fellin’ flat like a sunken ship, right at the start of the grand match! They hauled him off to the doc’s lair faster than ye can say “shiver me timbers!” Let’s hope he be back to swab the decks soon!
January 21, 2025, 5:23 pm
Arrr, on the fine Tuesday morn, the mighty Ichiro Suzuki, the grand CC Sabathia, and the fearsome Billy Wagner be hoisted to the Baseball Hall of Fame! Aye, Ichiro be the first from the Land of the Rising Sun to join the ranks. Avast, what a jolly crew!
January 21, 2025, 4:58 pm
Arrr, matey! While the scallywags be givin' Mark Andrews the ol' stink eye fer missin' that game-tyin' toss, the jolly Bills crew be raisin' doubloons on GoFundMe to fill his treasure chest fer charity. Aye, what a merry jest this be!
January 21, 2025, 4:54 pm
Arrr, matey! It be a fine day when Democrats, like scallywags, scuttled from their ship after lawmakers be tryin' to rope a bill savin' lass athletes from the likes of trans scallywags to the notion of 'empowerin' child predators.' Aye, what a rum-fuddled crew they be!
January 21, 2025, 4:42 pm
Arrr, mateys! Fresh off the Buckeyes' grand victory, backup scallywag Devin Brown be hoistin' his sails to the shores of Cal! Aye, he be jumpin' ship quicker than a fish on a hot skillet! Avast, what a jolly twist o’ fate for this landlubber!
January 21, 2025, 10:52 am
Arrr! Novak Djokovic be settin' sail fer history, havin' bested young lad Carlos Alcaraz in a fierce squabble lastin' three and a half hours in the quarterfinals of the Australian Open on Tuesday. Aye, that be a battle fit fer the tales of old!
January 21, 2025, 10:15 am
Arrr, mateys! Tom McVie, the swashbucklin' ambassador o' the Boston Bruins and captain o' the ice for them Capitals, Devils, and Jets, has sailed his last voyage at the ripe old age of 89! Aye, a fine crewman he be, may he find fair winds in the great beyond!
January 21, 2025, 9:35 am
Ahoy, me hearty! The North Carolina Tar Heels' cap’n of footy told the scallywag Ricky Cobb that ol' Bill Belichick be stickin' with the crew, despite the wild whispers ‘mongst landlubbers! Aye, let the gossip flow like grog, for the captain ain’t settin' sail just yet!
January 21, 2025, 9:31 am
Arrr, matey! The grand buccaneer of the ice, Connor McDavid, be walkin’ the plank for three games, aye! He done gave that scallywag Conor Garland a thwack to the noggin with a cross-check! Avast, what a ruckus on the frozen seas of hockey!
January 20, 2025, 10:08 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Ohio State Buckeyes be wearin' the crown o' national champions, bestin' the Notre Dame Fighting Irish, 34-23, in the grand arena o’ Mercedes-Benz Stadium, Atlanta! Aye, they sailed the seas of victory on a fine Monday night! Avast, what a merry tale!
January 20, 2025, 8:59 pm
Arrr, me hearties! President Trump be hollerin’ to ye college ball fans settin’ sail on ESPN to catch the grand clash o’ Ohio State and Notre Dame! Avast, grab yer grog and prepare fer a ruckus, fer the gridiron be callin’! Aye, let the best crew win!
January 20, 2025, 7:35 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Riley Leonard, the swashbucklin’ quarterback fer the Notre Dame Fighting Irish, did point to his holy scripture on his armband, celebratin' like a jolly sea dog after he plundered a touchdown in the grand title battle! Aye, even the Good Book be givin’ him a hand!
January 20, 2025, 6:24 pm
Arrr, as ol' Matthew Stafford wraps up his 16th voyage in the NFL seas, his shipmates, the Rams, met their doom at the hands of the Eagles in the Divisional Round. Meanwhile, his fair lass Kelly be wonderin' if it be time to hang up his boots, savvy?
January 20, 2025, 5:23 pm
Arrr, Captain Dan Campbell be feelin' blue that his crew o' Lions be tossed overboard 'fore their Super Bowl voyage even set sail! Yet, fear not, mateys! He’s got a hearty belief that the treasure map to victory be still flutterin' in the wind!
January 20, 2025, 4:44 pm
Arrr, matey! The grand College Football Showdown be settin’ Atlanta’s heart a-pounding! They be callin’ in the GBI crew, settin’ boots on the deck, guardin’ the treasure whilst us scallywags prepare fer a raucous ruckus! Avast, let the games begin!
January 20, 2025, 2:47 pm
Arrr! The Chicago Bears be plunderin' a rival from the NFC North seas! Rumor has it, the crafty Ben Johnson, a wizard of the offensive arts, be settin' sail for the Windy City! Avast, may the winds be fair for his coaching voyage!
January 20, 2025, 1:47 pm
Arrr, matey! Boxing lad Jake Paul be throwin’ shade at Trump’s naysayers while sailin’ to the grand inauguration with his brother and that scallywag Conor McGregor. Aye, ‘tis a jolly crew makin’ waves and tossin’ barbs, like a ship in a tempest!
January 20, 2025, 10:22 am
Arrr, me hearties! Spotted at Trump’s grand hullabaloo, none other than the legendary Wayne Gretzky! The scallywag president jested, “Let’s crown ‘The Great One’ as our next Canadian captain!” Avast, what a merry jest, I say! Sharks and barnacles, what next for this wild sea of politics?
January 20, 2025, 9:57 am
Arrr, former Olympian lass Inga Thompson be shiftin' her sails on that scallywag Trump! She be singin' a new shanty 'bout his quest to toss the trans folk overboard from the fair maidens' sports. Aye, even the tides of opinion be changin' faster than a ship in a storm!
January 20, 2025, 8:50 am
Arrr, matey! Conor McGregor be hopin' fer fair winds ahead, as the ol’ seadog Trump be settin' sail to reclaim the White House as the 47th captain o' the U.S. ship! Avast, what a jolly crew we be havin'! Let the rum flow and the brawl commence! 🍻🏴☠️
January 20, 2025, 8:14 am
Arrr, matey! The Dallas Buccaneers be now wearin' the crown of the longest NFC Championship drought, after the scallywags known as the Washington Commanders sailed their way to the title bout on a fine Saturday night! Aye, what a jolly jest!
January 20, 2025, 5:00 am
Arrr, this Monday, the noble Notre Dame Fighting Irish clash with the hearty Ohio State Buckeyes in a grand football showdown! With whispers o’ faith swirling ‘round, it be more like a pirate’s brawl over treasure than a mere game, matey! Hoist the Jolly Roger and let the best crew win!
January 19, 2025, 8:56 pm
Arrr, matey! The Buffalo Bills plundered three treasures from the Ravens’ hold, while Captain Josh Allen scampered ‘cross the deck to net two touchdowns! With a hearty cheer, they sail on to the grand AFC showdown, ready to hoist the jolly roger high! Yarrr!
January 19, 2025, 6:54 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Chicago White Sox be mournin’ the loss o’ Jeff Torborg, a salty sea dog who caught and commanded in the grand league for 83 seasons o’ life! He be off to Davy Jones' locker at the ripe age o' 83! Raise a tankard fer the ol' swashbuckler!
January 19, 2025, 6:49 pm
Arrr, Captain Bruce Pearl, the swashbucklin' coach of the Auburn Tigers, be raisin' his voice like a tempest, takin' a hearty jab at them scallywag Hamas ruffians, after spyin' their wretched faces upon seein' three Israeli hostages set free! Aye, a fine show of pirate humor, indeed!
January 19, 2025, 5:46 pm
Arrr, matey! Next week, the Philadelphia Eagles be settin’ sail to face the Washington Commanders, with a treasure map to Super Bowl LIX in their sights! They bested the Los Angeles Rams, 28-22, on Sunday. Hoist the sails and prepare for a jolly good showdown, ye scallywags!
January 19, 2025, 4:01 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Brittany Mahomes, the fair missus of our legendary Patrick, be gettin' a mighty cheer fer arrivin' at the grand playoff battle just days after poppin' out a wee one! Aye, a true buccaneer of endurance, that lass be! Avast, what a sight to behold!
January 19, 2025, 3:12 pm
Arrr matey! In the first quarter of the grand duel, the swift Saquon Barkley, a star among the Eagles, sailed right past the lumbering Jared Verse of the Rams. Aye, that be a sight fit for a sea shanty, as the lad dashed like a ship with full sails!
January 19, 2025, 2:57 pm
Arrr, matey! Tennis swashbuckler Novak Djokovic be shunning the Aussie Open’s talkin' crew, all ‘cause a scallywag scribe jabbered some jests ‘bout the Serbian. 'Tis a right merry fracas on the courts, I say! Let the games begin, but keep yer jests to yerself!
January 19, 2025, 11:21 am
Arrr, matey! Ashton Jeanty, the swashbucklin’ star of them Broncos, be chattin’ 'bout the chance of that scallywag Deion Sanders settin’ sail from Colorado to take the helm of the Dallas Cowboys ship in the grand NFL seas! Aye, what a tale that would be!
January 19, 2025, 10:32 am
Arrr, matey! Young lass Coco Gauff be raisin' a tankard to TikTok as the ban be settlin' in like a scallywag at midnight! Fear not, for this jolly app may yet sail back to our shores! Raise the Jolly Roger and let the rum flow!
January 19, 2025, 10:13 am
Arrr, the scallywags in stripes officiatin' the Chiefs-Texans bout be catchin' a storm o' jeers from landlubbers, players, and even the parrot-talkin' broadcasters! 'Twas a ruckus fit to wake Davy Jones himself, ye say? Aye, the sea be murky with discontent!
January 19, 2025, 9:26 am
Arrr, matey! The mighty Pam Shriver be tellin' how her trusty ship—nay, car—and treasured Grand Slam booty be swiped while she be makin' a hasty escape from the fiery seas of Los Angeles! Aye, even the flames can’t steal her spirit, savvy?
January 18, 2025, 11:39 pm
Arrr, in a mighty flop of 45-31 to the scallywags known as the Washington Commanders, the Detroit Lions be tossin' their finest season o' plunder to the briny deep! Aye, what a treasure lost, me hearties!
January 18, 2025, 8:17 pm
Arrr, matey! Vice President-elect JD Vance be chimin' in on Biden's claim ‘bout the Equal Rights Amendment bein' the law o' the sea! He be throwin' a jolly jibe, likin' it to an ancient baseball jest. Aye, even pirates know when to crack a laugh!
January 18, 2025, 7:58 pm
Arrr, matey! The Steelers be sailin' through stormy seas again, with Captain Tomlin at the helm, yet they be flounderin' in the playoffs! Some scallywags be ponderin' if 'tis time to swap the ol' sea dog for a fresh buccaneer. Blimey, what a hullabaloo!
January 18, 2025, 7:16 pm
Arrr! Captain Mahomes sailed the pigskin fer 177 yards and secured a treasure chest o' a touchdown, leadin' his crew to a hearty 23-12 plunderin' o' the Texans. Now, they be headin' fer the grand AFC championship, ready to hoist the Jolly Roger high! Avast!
January 18, 2025, 5:54 pm
Arrr, matey! Chris Jones, the fearsome defender of the Kansas City fleet, shed a tear whilst the national anthem played 'fore the battle with the Texans. Aye, even the toughest of buccaneers be touched by the call of the sea, or perhaps 'twas just the onions in the galley!
January 18, 2025, 5:39 pm
Arrr, matey! The magical glass eye caught yon Texan bilge rat usin' both paws to give a hearty shove to the Houston’s special teams captain right after the kickoff, like a scallywag settlin' a score! Aye, ‘tis a fine sight fer a true sea dog!
January 18, 2025, 5:14 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Caitlin Clark be spied in the same fine duds as the fair Taylor Swift, right at Arrowhead Stadium, watchin’ the Chiefs battle the Texans in the grand playoff brawl! A sight to behold, as landlubbers be cheerin’ like scallywags!
January 18, 2025, 4:17 pm
Arrr, matey! A jolly crew of landlubbers be sayin' that most of 'em, even the Democrats, reckon that scallywags who be sailin' under the trans flag shouldn’t join the lassies in their sportin' games. Shiver me timbers, it be a right ruckus on the high seas of opinion!
January 18, 2025, 11:34 am
Arrr, the scallywags of the Chicago Cubs be hoistin' Sammy Sosa, the swift sea gull, and Derek Lee, the mighty anchor, into their grand Hall o' Fame, all while the crew o' fans be celebratin' at their yearly jolly convention! Avast, what a fine hullabaloo!
January 18, 2025, 10:24 am
Arrr, matey! Boise State's mighty runner, Ashton Jeanty, be chattin' with Fox News Digital 'bout joinin' forces with SAXX! Aye, this scallywag's takin' to the field and the catwalk, struttin' his skivvies whilst tossin' the ol' pigskin! A fine adventure for a gallant buccaneer, I say!
January 18, 2025, 9:42 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags o' the Sun Belt be shakin' their fists at Marshall for turnin' tail from a tussle with the Army in December. But lo! The fine folk o' Marshall still be standin' firm, sayin', "Nay, we ain't plunderin' this ship!" Aye, what a merry jest!
January 18, 2025, 9:32 am
Arrr, matey! That scallywag Charles Barkley be throwin’ shade at San Francisco, callin' it a den o' ratty scoundrels! He be spoutin’ such jests on "Inside the NBA" like a seasoned buccaneer spillin’ grog! Har har! Who knew the city be a treasure chest of critters?
January 17, 2025, 7:43 pm
Arrr, mateys! Saquon Barkley, that fierce Eagle beast, be chattin’ ‘bout a Rams scallywag’s jests on us fans ‘fore our grand clash on Sunday! Aye, let the winds blow fair for us, or they’ll be feelin’ the sting of our mighty talons!
January 17, 2025, 6:41 pm
Avast, mateys! In yon year of our Lord, 2025, Spain be hostin' its maiden NFL shindig! Aye, three jolly matches be sailin' to London and one to Germany, makin' it a grand season of pigskin plunderin’ across the seven seas! Arrr, let the games begin!
January 17, 2025, 6:23 pm
Arrr, matey! This right-handed sea dog be a treasure most sought after by many a scallywag! But lo! The Dodgers be the sly foxes who snatched this prized cannon from the grasp of rivals. Aye, they’ve hoisted the Jolly Roger high with this catch!
January 17, 2025, 6:23 pm
Arrr, matey! Lady Macey Boggs, a fierce wench of the volleyball seas, regaled the senate crew with tales of her crew’s misfortune, as they be scuttled in two contests against the San Jose State scallywags in the year of our Lord 2024! A fine tale o’ woe, it be!
January 17, 2025, 5:38 pm
Avast ye! 'Fore the grand debut of the scallywag 3-on-3 league, Unrivaled, a crew o’ WNBA lasses be raisin’ a ruckus 'bout that pesky business o' stalkin’. Aye, it seems even buccaneers need to keep a weather eye on those landlubbers!
January 17, 2025, 3:57 pm
Arrr, matey! Them Ohio State scallywags be usin’ their treasure of fame to speak o’ faith this season! As they ready to duel for the grand championship on Monday, they be struttin' with the confidence of a parrot perched on a pirate’s shoulder! Yarrr!
January 17, 2025, 3:38 pm
Arrr, matey! For over three years, the famed swashbuckler o' the basketball seas, Dick Vitale, tangled with four nasty cancers! Come the summer of 2024, he set sail for yet another medical skirmish. Aye, that be one tenacious buccaneer!
January 17, 2025, 3:05 pm
Arrr, matey! Demarcus Ware be spillin' his treasure o' thoughts to Fox News, sayin' he’d be willin’ to join the Cowboys crew as a coach! He claims he’d be the scallywag to shiver Micah Parsons' timbers and make him quit his jabberin’ podcast mid-season! Aye!
January 17, 2025, 10:51 am
Arrr, me hearties! A scallywag sportin' the Green Bay colors be catchin' flack on the high seas of the internet! Aye, a clip o' his lass bein' verbally pillaged by a rabid Eagles fan during the Sunday clash be spreadin' like wildfire! Shiver me timbers, what a hullabaloo!
January 17, 2025, 10:45 am
Arrr, matey! That swashbucklin' tennis lad, Taylor Fritz, be givin' his gold from the Aussie Open to help quench them fiery beasts ravagin' Los Angeles! Aye, a true buccaneer of kindness, lettin' nothin' burn but his serves!
January 17, 2025, 8:48 am
Arrr, matey! Jim Harbaugh, captain of the Chargers crew, be wantin’ to tip his tricorn hat to the brave souls fightin’ the fiery beasts in California since the seventh day of January! Aye, those first responders be true swashbucklers of the flame!
January 17, 2025, 6:26 am
Arrr, the lad playin’ quarterback for Ohio State be sharin’ a merry six-word jest on his Instagram, spoutin’ Psalms 118:24 like a parrot on a treasure chest! All this before settin’ sail fer the grand title battle, savvy? Aye, may the winds be in his favor!
January 17, 2025, 5:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! Former NFL captain Jon Gruden be takin’ a jab at college sports, likin’ it to a scurvy set of borrowed golf clubs! Aye, they be all shoddy and rusted, just like a treasure map with no 'X' marks the spot! Har har har!
January 17, 2025, 3:00 am
Arrr, gather 'round, me hearties! Fox News Digital be spillin' the beans on five raucous tales where scallywag fans be crashin' the game like a rogue cannonball! From ruckus to ruckus, they be meddlin' where they oughtn't, makin' sportin' chaos more entertainin' than a barrel o' grog!
January 16, 2025, 8:26 pm
Arrr, mateys! The Indiana Fever be settin’ sail for a grand $78 million treasure chest o’ a practice haven, comin’ ashore afore the 2027 season! The owners be shoutin’ this news like a parrot on a rum barrel! Avast, let the practice begin!
January 16, 2025, 7:34 pm
Arrr, matey! A sprightly lad, all a-tizzy for the hoop game, did charge the court 'twixt Radford and Gardner-Webb, causin' a ruckus with but a minute to spare! Aye, 'twas like a scallywag plunderin' a treasure chest, but instead, he be seekin' th' glory of the game!
January 16, 2025, 5:54 pm
Arrr, mateys! The brave captain of the New York Jets, Aaron Rodgers, be warnin' the scallywags in the Senate 'bout Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s sharp mind, as his grand voyage to confirmation nears in the treacherous waters of Washington! Beware the cleverness, or ye might be walkin' the plank!
January 16, 2025, 5:10 pm
Arrr, mateys! Burke Magnus o' ESPN be speakin' o' the storm brewin' over not givin' a shout to the national anthem 'fore the Sugar Bowl. He be callin' it a "horrible blunder," like forgettin' the rum on a fine voyage! Aye, a right jolly mess it be!
January 16, 2025, 4:32 pm
Arrr, mateys! The PGA scallywags be shoutin’ on Thursday that they be settin’ sail to a new course for the Genesis Invitational, what with the fiery beasties ravagin’ Los Angeles! Aye, even golf can’t escape the wrath of Mother Nature! Avast, let’s hope the greens be safe!
January 16, 2025, 4:05 pm
Arrr, Zane Gonzalez, the scallywag kicker who be blastin' the game-winnin' boot in the wild-card round, be sportin' a quizzical mornin' ritual! But fear not, mateys, it be less 'bout flair and more 'bout luck o' the seas! Aye, what folly on the high seas of footy!
January 16, 2025, 11:20 am
Arrr, matey! Danielle Collins, the fierce tennis lass, didn’t let them scallywags in the crowd rattle her during her second round bout at the Australian Open. She swung her racket like a true buccaneer, sendin’ those hecklers to Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, what a jolly good show!
January 16, 2025, 11:18 am
Arrr, matey! In a grand showin’ o’ skill, the Oilers’ finest, Connor McDavid, be hoistin’ himself to second place in the annals o’ the team’s lore, tallyin’ three mighty points against the Wild on a Wednesday! Aye, that lad be a buccaneer on the ice!
January 16, 2025, 9:54 am
Arrr, me hearties! The great Bob Uecker, a swashbucklin’ voice of the Brewers, has sailed to the great ballpark in the sky at the ripe age of 90! Aye, he played the game and spun tales like a true buccaneer! Raise a tankard for this legend!
January 16, 2025, 9:28 am
Arrr, me hearties! FOX Sports be hoistin’ the sails with LIV Golf, settin’ course for the 2025 seas! Expect some rounds to be feastin’ yer eyes on FOX Business and FS2! Avast, grab yer grog and prepare for a jolly good time on the high seas o’ sportin’!
January 16, 2025, 5:30 am
Arrr, matey! Deion Sanders be ponderin’ joinin’ his sprout in the NFL seas, but ol’ Vince Wilfork be sayin’ he’d be better off navigatin’ the college waters! Why risk the stormy seas when the treasure be still in the schoolyard, eh? Har har har!
January 15, 2025, 9:03 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Caden Davis, the scallywag who once strolled onto the field, be makin’ a splash on the social seas, yet he shan't don the Buckeyes' colors in the grand title battle! Aye, 'tis a jest worthy of a hearty laugh!
January 15, 2025, 8:18 pm
Arrr! The scallywags o' social media be hootin' and hollerin' at the keel-haulin' o' Ryan Caldwell, that Eagles fan! His foul mouth caught on the seas o' the internet, gettin' a right laugh as he tried to swab his apology clean, but the tide be against him!
January 15, 2025, 6:58 pm
Arrr, on a jolly jaunt with the Kelce lads on "New Heights," LeBron, that sea-farin' giant of the court, spun a yarn 'bout the day he squared off with a six-time NBA scallywag! A tussle fit for the finest tavern tales, mark me words! Yarrr!
January 15, 2025, 4:50 pm
Arrr, matey! The Pittsburgh Penguins be castin’ their two-time All Star keeper, Tristan Jarry, into the briny deep o' waivers, just a mere 18 moons into his grand five-year treasure map! Blame it on his wretched play, I say! Aye, the sea be full o' surprises!
January 15, 2025, 4:39 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Dallas buccaneers be seekin' to parley with the former captain of the Jets, Robert Saleh, after tossin' ol' Mike McCarthy overboard! Aye, 'tis a merry jest in the world of gridiron seas!
January 15, 2025, 4:29 pm
Ahoy, matey! Prepare yerself for yer weekly plunder o’ sportin’ tales from the seven seas! From swashbucklin’ goals to mighty brawls, we’ll regale ye with the finest happenings in the realm o’ sport. Set sail on this merry recap, ye landlubber! Arrr!
January 15, 2025, 4:22 pm
Arrr, matey! IOC Captain Bach be not chattin' with Trump, while the fiery infernos be dancin’ in Cali, the land o’ the 2028 Games! Aye, seems the flames be a might more chatty than the scallywag himself! Har har, what a fine mess o' smoke and mirrors!
January 15, 2025, 11:31 am
Arrr, matey! LeBron, the king of the court, be admitting that the NFL be sailing smoother seas o' viewership on Christmas than the NBA! He be spillin' the beans on "New Heights," makin' all us landlubbers chuckle at the game's merry misfortune! Har har!
January 15, 2025, 10:52 am
Arrr, matey! Once a mighty MLB first-round treasure, Bubba Thompson be settin' sail for the gridiron seas this spring, seekin' glory as a walkin' scallywag for the South Alabama Jaguars. Let’s see if he can catch a pigskin better than a cannonball!
January 15, 2025, 10:10 am
Arrr, matey! Captain Andy Reid, the wise chief of the Kansas City crew, be spillin' his thoughts on raisin' wee ones, now that our fearless quarterback Patrick Mahomes be addin' another tiny scallywag to his fleet! Aye, it be a bumpy sea of diapers and sleepless nights!
January 15, 2025, 9:56 am
Arrr! The mighty Shedeur Sanders be spoutin’ his thoughts on the chance of his old man capturin’ the helm of them Dallas Cowboys! 'Twas a night of mirth, as the lad pondered if pop would trade the Buffaloes for a ship full o' swabs and treasure!
January 15, 2025, 5:45 am
Arrr, matey! Coach Dan Mullen o' the UNLV Rebels did spill the beans to OutKick's "Don't @ Me with Dan Dakich," sayin' that his time at ESPN be like findin' treasure on the high seas! Aye, a right bountiful venture, it be!
January 15, 2025, 5:41 am
Arrr, matey! Former lassie tennis ace Martina Navratilova be takin' a cutlass to the 206 scallywags in the House who turned their backs on the Protection of Women and Girls in Sports Act! Aye, they be walkin’ the plank of shame, they be! Har har!
January 15, 2025, 5:35 am
Arrr, matey! Patrick Mahomes, the swashbucklin’ captain of the Kansas City ship, be celebratin’ the arrival of his third wee matey! But he be sayin’, “Three be a fine treasure for now, no need for more scallywags aboard this vessel!” Aye, he knows when to hoist the sails!
January 15, 2025, 5:30 am
Arrr, former ESPN lass Sage Steele be raisin' a ruckus over her old shipmates not playin' the national tune before the Sugar Bowl, claimin' it be a right jolly shame after them New Orleans scallywags caused a ruckus! Aye, the sea be full o’ surprises, matey!
January 14, 2025, 5:31 pm
Arrr! Captain John Daly be spillin' the beans on his Insta, sayin' he had a mighty battle with a scalpel! Fear not, me hearties, he’ll be swingin' his clubs again faster than ye can say "shiver me timbers!" Aye, hand or no hand, he’s still a jolly good sport!
January 14, 2025, 5:17 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Young J.J. McCarthy, the new swabbin’ quarterback of the Minnesota Vikings, be throwin’ up a mysterious scroll on the social seas after his crew faced a mighty defeat at the hands of them Rams! Aye, ‘tis a rough night for the scallywags!
January 14, 2025, 3:47 pm
Arrr, the scallywags in the U.S. House be raisin' a toast to the Protection of Women and Girls in Sports Act! But blow me down, the Democrats be raisin' a ruckus, fightin' it like cats and dogs! A right merry hullabaloo, it be!
January 14, 2025, 3:19 pm
Arrr, matey! Mike McCarthy be walkin' the plank in Dallas, but the Cowboys be spyin' on a once-great sea dog from the good ol' days to take the helm! Aye, the hunt fer a new captain be afoot, and the treasure be a head coach, savvy?
January 14, 2025, 11:12 am
Arrr, matey! That scallywag, Matthew Stafford, be confessin’ the Rams played under the weighty cloud o’ thoughts, what with the fiery beasts ravagin’ Los Angeles! Aye, ‘tis hard to toss the pigskin when yer mind's burnin’ brighter than a cannonball’s blaze!
January 14, 2025, 10:51 am
Arrr, matey! Olympic buccaneer Gary Hall Jr. be gettin' shiny copies o’ the ten treasure tokens he lost to the fiery beasties in Los Angeles last week, says the grand council of Olympic sea dogs. Aye, the gold be returnin' to the rightful captain, just not the same!
January 14, 2025, 10:44 am
Arrr, matey! After a right scallywag of a defeat to the Rams on the high seas of the playoffs, questions be swirling 'round like a drunken parrot about our brave captain Sam Darnold’s fate with the Minnesota Vikings crew! Will he sail on or walk the plank?
January 14, 2025, 10:25 am
Arrr! Kaapo Kakko, the Kraken’s right-wing matey, be settlin’ in like a barnacle on a ship’s hull! After bein’ swapped from the New York Rangers last December, he be thrivin’ like a treasure chest full o’ doubloons! Avast, ye landlubbers, watch him sail to glory!
January 14, 2025, 5:00 am
Arrr, mateys! On a fateful Saturday night, brave Matt Riddle snatched the shiny Major League Wrestling World Heavyweight Championship, bestin’ Satoshi Kojima at the grand Kings of Colosseum! What a swashbucklin’ showdown, where the tides of victory be blowin' in Riddle's favor! Avast, treasure awaits!
January 13, 2025, 10:24 pm
Arrr, the Los Angeles Rams be ponderin' many a thought as they readied fer the fearsome Minnesota Vikings! But lo! Their defense be like a stout ship in a storm, holdin' fast and claimin' victory in the wild-card clash! Avast, victory be sweet as rum, matey!
January 13, 2025, 10:13 pm
Arrr, after settin' sail on 65 return attempts across two foul years, the Packers' swashbucklin' defensive matey managed a measly 18 returns in the 2024 tempest! Blimey, he be slower than a landlubber in a sea of molasses!
January 13, 2025, 9:00 pm
Arrr, matey! The fans of the Philadelphia Eagles be a raucous lot, their passion fiercer than a stormy sea! But lo, one scallywag’s antics in the playoff fray be makin’ even the mermaids raise an eyebrow! Aye, t’was a sight to behold, fit for a jolly tavern tale!
January 13, 2025, 5:40 pm
Avast, mateys! Mike McCarthy be sailin' into the 2024 season like a ship with a hole, a lame duck, he be! This week, the Cowboys and the ol' captain couldn’t strike a deal for a shiny new contract. Arrr, what a fine mess!
January 13, 2025, 3:17 pm
Arrr, twelve matey crews from the shores of Los Angeles and Anaheim be tossin’ a treasure chest o’ eight million doubloons to aid the souls scorched by the infernos! Aye, 'tis a hearty bounty for the fire-ravaged landlubbers! Let’s raise a tankard to generosity, me hearties!
January 13, 2025, 1:43 pm
Arrr, mateys! On the fine morn of Monday, Captain Patrick and lassie Brittany be celebratin’ the arrival of their third tiny buccaneer! They be christenin’ the wee sprout with the grand name of Golden Raye Mahomes. Aye, that be a treasure worthy of the high seas!
January 13, 2025, 12:34 pm
Arrr, matey! The tome that famed wide receiver A.J. Brown of the Philadelphia Eagles was spott'd porin' over be sailin' straight to the helm of Amazon's treasure trove o' bestsellers! By thunder, even landlubbers be wantin' to read like a true sea dog now!
January 13, 2025, 11:33 am
Arrr, matey! It seems ol’ Mike McCarthy and the Dallas buccaneers be partin’ ways, like a ship and its anchor! They couldn't strike a deal before the sands of time ran out. Methinks they’ll be searchin’ for new treasures elsewhere! Yarr!
January 13, 2025, 11:09 am
Arrr, matey! The brave Nakobe Dean of the Philadelphia Eagles be struck down by a treacherous knee injury during a grand victory o'er the Packers! Alas, the poor scallywag be missin' the rest of the playoffs, bound to the ship's dock whilst his mates sail on without him!
January 13, 2025, 10:53 am
Arrr, a scallywag from Texas was clapped in irons on the Sabbath, accused of sendin' lewd missives and stalkin' the fair Caitlin Clark, a star of the WNBA seas! Avast, what be the world comin' to when a pirate can't even send a randy note without bein' caught!
January 13, 2025, 10:19 am
Arrr, mateys! Tyson Fury, the mighty pugilist, be hangin' up his gloves! He be spillin' the news on the sea of social media after takin' a couple o' wallopin' from Oleksandr Usyk. Aye, it seems the big ol' bear be seekin' calmer waters!
January 13, 2025, 4:48 am
Arrr, matey! The NBA be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest that the Lakers and Clippers shall return to their home ports come Monday, after them fiery beasts delayed their swashbucklin’ on the court. Fire in the belly, but now the game be afoot! Ha-ha!
January 12, 2025, 10:29 pm
Arrr! The Washington Commanders be plunderin' fortune from the goalpost, as Zane Gonzalez be sendin' a doinkin’ field goal straight to Davy Jones' locker, vanquishin' the Tampa Bay Buccaneers an’ sailin' forth in the playoffs! Shiver me timbers, what a merry jest!
January 12, 2025, 8:24 pm
Arrr! Young Jayden Daniels, a fresh matey of the Washington Commanders, took a right jab below his eye, spillin' crimson during the clash with them scurvy Buccaneers on Sunday! Blimey, looks like he be needin' a patch or a hearty swig o' rum to mend his face!
January 12, 2025, 7:56 pm
Arrr, matey! While the Eagles be plunderin' the Packers in a grand playoff skirmish, the fine wide receiver A.J. Brown be caught readin' a tome on the sidelines! Methinks he be studyin' the art of catchin' more than just fish! Har har, a true swashbuckler of the gridiron!
January 12, 2025, 4:44 pm
Arrr mateys! The famed cannon-armed Tom Brady be joinin' forces with Gopuff, givin' away a treasure chest o' $250,000 in fresh water to quench the thirst o’ landlubbers struck by the fiery blazes in Los Angeles! Aye, let’s raise a tankard to that jolly deed!
January 12, 2025, 3:28 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Buffalo Bills be settin’ sail again in the wild-card seas, havin’ plundered the Denver Broncos, 31-7, in a jolly ol’ rout at their home port on Sunday! Aye, the crew be celebratin’ with grog and fish guts!
January 12, 2025, 2:10 pm
Arrr, the scallywags of the NFL be raisin' a ruckus, pickin' at the officials like barnacles on a ship! In that wild-card duel ‘twixt the Bills and Broncos, they be bellyachin’ over a no call, like a crew missin’ their rum! Blasted sea dogs!
January 12, 2025, 1:41 pm
Arrr! Once mighty gridiron swashbuckler Robert Griffin III caught a storm o' scorn fer jabberin' 'bout the Chargers’ young sea dog, Justin Herbert, after he sunk like a ship against the Texans! Aye, the crew be laughin’ and jeerin' at the poor lad!
January 12, 2025, 11:26 am
Arrr, matey! Former cap’n of the Jets, Rex Ryan, be spouting his thoughts on the Patriots' choice to hoist Mike Vrabel aboard instead of Jerod Mayo! A right jolly jest, that! Mayhaps they be lookin’ for a landlubber to steer their ship straight, har har!
January 12, 2025, 11:02 am
Arrr, matey! Coach Rick Barnes be sayin’ he benched ol’ Chaz Lanier, the scallywag who scores like a cannon blast, during our grand victory over Texas! He claimed it be fer strategy, but I reckon he just wanted to keep the lad from hoggin’ all the glory!
January 12, 2025, 10:25 am
Arrr! This ol' sea dog Brett Favre be thinkin' young Aaron Rodgers still got a fair bit o’ wind in his sails! If the lad chooses t' shun the call o' retirement, he might just keep plunderin' the gridiron for more bounties! Har har!
January 12, 2025, 9:26 am
Arrr, me hearties! The New England Patriots be swappin' captains quicker than a ship’s sail in a storm! Mike Vrabel be takin’ the helm just a week after they tossed poor Jerod Mayo overboard, who barely had time to find his sea legs! Aye, what a merry jape!
January 11, 2025, 10:55 pm
Arrr, matey! On Saturday night, the Baltimore Ravens be stormin’ the field like a tempest, trouncin’ them landlubbers, the Pittsburgh Steelers, and sailin’ straight to the divisional round of the NFL playoffs! Avast, what a jolly good thrashin’!
January 11, 2025, 8:53 pm
Ahoy, mateys! The scallywags of the New England Patriots be parleyin’ with old sea dog Mike Vrabel, a former shipmate, to captain their crew once more! This news be spillin’ from the trusty parchment of The Boston Globe. Avast, let the rum flow!
January 11, 2025, 7:59 pm
Arrr, matey! 'Twas a rough sea fer the Chargers' captain, Justin Herbert! He tossed four wretched pickin's in a battle against the Texans, and his crew found themselves shipwrecked at 32-12! Aye, the only treasure they found be a heap o' shame!
January 11, 2025, 7:16 pm
Arrr, matey! NFL legend Brett Favre be settin' sail on a wild tide, shoutin’ 'gainst a bill that be keepin' transgender lasses off the field! He be sayin', “Let 'em play, or I’ll make 'em walk the plank!” Aye, the sea of sport be for all!
January 11, 2025, 5:54 pm
Arrr, matey! Captain Deion Sanders be chattin' 'bout his scallywag, Travis Hunter, decidin’ to throw his social media overboard. Aye, the lad’s seekin’ calm seas ‘stead of stormy tweets! Smart move, I say, lest he be drownin’ in the digital brine!
January 11, 2025, 5:24 pm
Arrr, matey! With young Shedeur lookin' to snag a treasure o' a pick in the NFL Draft, it be said that Deion Sanders be eyein' the Raiders' helm! And shiver me timbers, those seadogs be needin' a fine captain to steer their ship! Avast!
January 11, 2025, 5:03 pm
Arrr, matey! Word be floatin' on the briny deep that the NFL scallywags be ponderin' a change in their playoff shenanigans! Could it be that the top dogs won’t be holdin' court at home? Blimey, what a swashbucklin’ twist in the tale!
January 11, 2025, 3:34 pm
Arrr, matey! Jack Sawyer and Quinn Ewers shared a bunk during the Texas gunslinger’s year in Columbus. Ewers be shoutin’ a message to Sawyer, the lad who be now a hero of the Buckeyes! A fine tale of comradeship on the high seas of college football, yarr!
January 11, 2025, 11:41 am
Arrr, matey! The soon-to-be Vice Captain, JD Vance, be settin’ sail to watch his Buckeyes clash for glory while the grand inauguration be unfoldin’ in Washington! A fine pickle, indeed! Will he cheer for his crew or raise a toast to the new captain? Ha-ha!
January 11, 2025, 10:31 am
Arrr, the lassies of Columbia Bible College hath penned a missive, castin' scurvy remarks upon a rival crew sportin' a trans matey! They be callin' foul on their slanderous tongues, like a parrot squawkin' lies from the crow's nest! Avast, a storm o' words be brewin'!
January 11, 2025, 8:47 am
Arrr! ESPN be settin’ sail on the Cotton Bowl, blessin’ the field with a prayer, after stirrin’ the pot 'bout not playin’ the national anthem! Aye, talk about a hullabaloo—prayin’ before kickin’ off, like a landlubber askin’ for mercy from Davy Jones hisself!
January 11, 2025, 6:00 am
Yarr matey! The New York Giants be settin’ sail on the most crucial off-season since the days of wooden ships! Victor Cruz be shoutin’ loud like a parrot, givin’ wise counsel on how they should chart their course in the coming moon cycles. Avast, let the rum flow!
January 11, 2025, 2:51 am
Ahoy mateys! The NBA be shoutin' that the grand battles o’ the Lakers and Clippers be postponed, for fiery dragons be ravagin' the shores of Southern California! Aye, no hoops this Saturday, just the cracklin’ flames dancin’ like scallywags on a treasure map! Arrr!
January 10, 2025, 11:29 pm
Arrr, matey! Jack Sawyer be a bold buccaneer, takin’ an 82-yard treasure trove o’ a scoop and score, makin’ him a legend 'mongst the Ohio State crew! With that grand feat, he hoisted the Buckeyes to victory over them Texas scallywags, chartin' a course fer the national championship! Yarrr!
January 10, 2025, 8:22 pm
Arrr, mateys! The grand Rose Bowl run, set fer the 19th o' January, be delayed, fer flames be dancin' like a scallywag in Los Angeles! So stow yer sneakers and prepare fer a fiery adventure, lest ye end up roastin' like a swab on a spit!
January 10, 2025, 7:24 pm
Arrr, matey! Quinn Ewers, that scallywag of a Texas quarterback, be sayin' in a chat before the Cotton Bowl that he be hopin' to sail into the NFL seas by the 2025 treasure hunt! Aye, let’s see if the winds be fair for this landlubber!
January 10, 2025, 5:43 pm
Arrr, matey! The Arizona Cardinals be sendin’ two fine ships o’ the sky to haul the LA Rams’ crew, their kin, and even their furry beasts from the stormy seas o’ Los Angeles. Avast, ‘tis a right comical rescue mission, ye could say!
January 10, 2025, 5:32 pm
Arrr, mateys! Coach Jan Jensen be squawkin’ to the landlubbers 'bout her crew’s shortage o’ wise old sea dogs, what with the lass Caitlin Clark settin’ sail for greener pastures! Aye, the ship be needin’ some seasoned hands to steer through troubled waters!
January 10, 2025, 5:05 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags of the NFL be tossin’ a treasure chest o’ gold to aid the poor souls ravaged by them fiery beasts in Los Angeles! Aye, ’tis a jolly good jest they be! Let’s raise a tankard to their generosity, or we’ll be walkin’ the plank!
January 10, 2025, 4:40 pm
Ahoy, mateys! The lawmen of Louisiana be on the hunt for young Kyren Lacy, the scallywag receiver from LSU! Rumor has it he be runnin' faster than a ship in full sail after a most unfortunate smash 'n' dash! Yarrr, what a ruckus!
January 10, 2025, 11:13 am
Arrr, matey! It be said that a gaggle o' swabs from the New York Giants be flabbergasted that Captain Daboll be keepin' his post after a dismal 3-14 voyage. ESPN be spillin' the beans on this curious turn o' fate, as the crew scratches their heads in bewilderment!
January 10, 2025, 11:04 am
Arrr! Brett Favre, that legendary swashbuckler of the gridiron, be givin’ a hearty clap to Coach Marcus Freeman of Notre Dame! After vanquishin’ Penn State, he spoke true on matters o’ race. Aye, the lad knows how to steer the ship through stormy waters!
January 10, 2025, 9:42 am
Arrr, matey! Captain Steve Kerr be lamentin' that the fiery beast be turnin’ his childhood shipshape into naught but ash! The wildfires be ravagin’ the Los Angeles seas, leavin’ naught but memories afloat. Blimey, what a scallywag of a day!
January 10, 2025, 6:27 am
Arrr matey! A band o' fierce lassies be sendin' a missive to the new captain o' the ship, Trump! They be demandin' the NCAA swab its decks and change the rules fer them transgender scallywags! Aye, they won’t be takin' no mutiny lightly!
January 9, 2025, 10:26 pm
Arrr! The fine crew o' Notre Dame be sailin' straight to the grand College Football Playoff Championship after bestin' the Penn State scallywags 27-24 in the Orange Bowl on a jolly Thursday night! Raise the flag and prepare the rum, for victory be ours, me hearties!
January 9, 2025, 8:50 pm
Arrr, matey! The gallant captain of Notre Dame’s gridiron crew, Riley Leonard, done sailed off the field in the first half o' the grand playoff showdown! Now he be under the watchful eye o' the ship's doc fer a wee injury. Avast, hope he be fit fer more swashbucklin'!
January 9, 2025, 7:42 pm
Arrr, mateys! President-elect Trump be settin’ sail fer Canada to claim it as the "51st treasure chest!" He be askin’ Wayne Gretzky if he’d don the governor’s hat instead of that scallywag Trudeau! Aye, what a merry jape on the high seas of politics!
January 9, 2025, 7:11 pm
Arrr! The NFL be shoutin’ on Thursday, sayin’ the grand clash o' Vikings and Rams be settin’ sail from sunny California to the dusty sands o' Arizona, all 'cause them wildfires be raisin’ a ruckus! Aye, even pirates know when it’s time to change course!
January 9, 2025, 5:41 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The star cannonball thrower, Quinn Ewers, be the talk o’ the seven seas as we near the great clash 'twixt the Longhorns and those scallywags from Ohio State! Aye, what fate awaits this swashbucklin' lad? A treasure or Davy Jones’ locker?
January 9, 2025, 4:35 pm
Arrr, matey! The legendary David Wright, a true buccaneer of the diamond, be dishing out sage wisdom to free agent swashbuckler Pete Alonso at a grand parley, just as his jersey be gettin' hoisted to the heavens! Aye, ’tis a fine day for the Mets crew!
January 9, 2025, 4:18 pm
Arrr, matey! Kelly Stafford be hopin' the heavens smooth out the squalls, for the fiery beasties be ravagin' Los Angeles like a scallywag on a rum spree! May the winds be kinder, lest we all be toastin' marshmallows on the high seas o' Southern California!
January 9, 2025, 4:18 pm
Arrr, matey! Quarterback Carson Beck, the swashbucklin’ captain who steered Georgia to the SEC treasure in 2024, be eyein’ new shores for his college gridiron adventures — but he’s settin’ sail away from Athens, savvy?
January 9, 2025, 11:37 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywag Josh Allen be a-jest'in 'bout his trusty first mate, Joe Brady, as the landlubbers be a-piratin' for a new captain to steer their ships! Aye, the seas be rough, but the laughs be hearty!
January 9, 2025, 11:31 am
Arrr, Frances Tiafoe be baskin' in the limelight like a parrot on a treasure chest! He be swappin' tales with the fair lass Taylor Swift and the bold Kansas City Chief, Travis Kelce. Aye, this be a merry crew, sailin' the seas of fame!
January 9, 2025, 11:00 am
Arrr! The Tar Heels o' North Carolina and that cunning scallywag Bill Belichick be snatchin' a fine defensive matey on the high seas o' college football! Rumors be flyin' like cannonballs 'bout his fancy NFL treasure! Avast, what a merry chase!
January 9, 2025, 10:31 am
Arrr matey! On the day of Tuesday, NFL Films be spillin’ the treasure of a heartwarming sight, where the mighty Myles Garrett of the Browns be chattin’ with the greenhorn Roger Rosengarten of the Ravens. Aye, 'tis a jolly sight for landlubbers and scallywags alike!
January 8, 2025, 10:49 pm
Arrr! Even though young Brock Purdy be sportin' the worst tally o' his swashbucklin’ days and missin' the treasure map to the playoffs, those scallywags of the 49ers be plannin' to keep 'im aboard for many a moon! Aye, the seas be strange indeed!
January 8, 2025, 7:48 pm
Arrr, afore settin' sail fer Notre Dame, Coach James Franklin be spoutin' that he be thinkin' it be a scallywag’s folly fer teams to sail solo! He reckon all should hoist their colors in a conference, lest they be adrift like a lost ship in the briny deep! Avast!
January 8, 2025, 7:41 pm
Arrr matey! Jalen Hurts be still trapped in the brig o' concussion protocol, but after missin' two battles, he be takin' a wee step toward rejoinin' the crew for the grand playoff voyage on Wednesday! Let’s hope he be steerin' clear of the cannonballs! Yarrr!
January 8, 2025, 7:23 pm
Arrr, matey! The NFL be hatin' to be marooned! If SoFi Stadium be too scorched for the Rams and Vikings duel, they be settin' sail for a backup port, lest the flames turn their game into a fiery spectacle! Avast, let the games begin, come hell or high water!
January 8, 2025, 5:28 pm
Arrr, matey! It be said that Jermaine Burton, a scallywag of the Cincinnati Bengals crew, didn’t set sail with his mates fer a showdown last weekend, just days post a ruckus o’ an alleged brawl! Aye, even pirates need to lay low sometimes, savvy?
January 8, 2025, 5:20 pm
Arrr, matey! The scallywags of the Los Angeles Chargers be givin' away a treasure of $200,000 to help douse them pesky wildfires plaguin' their shores. Aye, mayhaps they be savin’ the day with their gold doubloons! Fire be no match for a crew with a heart!
January 8, 2025, 4:42 pm
Avast, matey! Gather 'round fer yer weekly yarn of all the swashbucklin’ sports shenanigans! From foot-chasin' to ball tossin’, we be spillin’ the beans on every wild adventure across the seven seas of sportin’ glory! Arrr, don’t be missin’ it!
January 8, 2025, 4:40 pm
Arrr, matey! A crew o' lassies from Vancouver be spurning a Christian crew's challenge, claimin' foul play 'gainst a trans matey! Blast it! Seems the court ain't big enough for their squabble, and the only thing bein' tossed is their pride! Hoist the sails o' justice, savvy?
January 8, 2025, 11:25 am
Arrr, matey! Travis Kelce, the mighty tight end of the Chiefs, be swearing on his mother’s treasure chest that they didn’t throw the match to them scurvy Broncos just to keep the Bengals from the playoffs! Aye, he be no traitor, just a jolly sea dog!
January 8, 2025, 11:17 am
Arrr, me hearties! Olivia Culpo, the fair lass wed to the swashbucklin’ star Christian McCaffrey o' the San Francisco 49ers, took to the seas o’ social media, givin’ a hearty shout-out to the brave souls fightin’ them fiery beasts in southern California! Aye, they be true heroes!
January 8, 2025, 11:16 am
Arrr, me hearties! Legendary sea dog Tony Dungy be shoutin’ that “lacking a father be a scallywag’s curse!” He be takin' heat fer his words two years past, but he won't be swabbin' the deck of his beliefs! Aye, fatherless crew be havin' troubles aplenty, yarr!
January 8, 2025, 10:08 am
Arrr, mateys! Senator Tuberville be hollerin’ that if the Protection of Women and Girls in Sports Act don’t set sail, Title IX might be sent to Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, let’s hoist the flag for fair play lest we be swimmin’ with the fishes!
January 8, 2025, 5:44 am
Arrr, matey! Jerry Jones spun a tall tale in a cameo on the "Landman" show, blabberin' on 'bout why he snatched up the Cowboys. Many a soul thought he were speakin' from the heart, not actin'! A right jolly jest, that one be! Avast, the pirate life be full o' surprises!
January 8, 2025, 5:30 am
Arrr! Young lass JuJu Watkins be spillin' the beans to Fox News Digital ‘bout the grand tide changin’ in women’s hoops, all thanks to the starry rise of Caitlin Clark. Aye, the sport be settin’ sail to new horizons!
January 8, 2025, 4:00 am
Arrr, matey! The lass Michele Tafoya, once a sideline wench for the NFL, set sail on OutKick's "Don't @ Me with Dan Dakich," jabberin' 'bout that scallywag Mark Zuckerberg changin' his tune on fact-checkin’! Blimey, what a hullabaloo!
January 8, 2025, 3:00 am
Arrr, mateys! The 2024 NFL season be done sailed away! Here be the final Fox News Digital Sports power rankings, all ready for the swashbucklin' postseason. Hoist the sails and prepare fer a jolly good time, or ye'll be walkin' the plank!
January 7, 2025, 5:28 pm
Arrr, matey! Captain Chris Grier and First Mate McDaniel be parleyin' with the swift-footed Tyreek Hill after the ship sunk on Sunday! Seems the lad be lookin’ to hoist anchor and set sail for new adventures! Aye, the seas be callin’!
January 7, 2025, 5:26 pm
Arrr, on Tuesday in the land o' kiwis, Captain Cameron Norrie, a swashbucklin' tennis player, flung his trusty racket in a fit o’ rage, only to smack a fair lass in the front row! Aye, talk about a foul shot, matey!
January 7, 2025, 5:21 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The top swashbuckler o’ the greens, Scottie Scheffler, be missin’ his second tournament! Aye, he be stricken with a rogue hand injury whilst tryin’ to whip up a feast fer Christmas. Blimey! Who knew cookin’ could be so treacherous? Avast, matey!
January 7, 2025, 5:13 pm
Arrr, mateys! Sean Higgins, the scallywag accused of sendin’ NHL star Johnny Gaudreau and his bro, Matthew, to Davy Jones’ locker, be proclaimin’ his innocence in the New Jersey court on Tuesday! Aye, the lad be tryin' to dodge the noose like a slippery fish!
January 7, 2025, 11:44 am
Arrr, matey! The Tennessee Titans tossed Captain Ran Carthon overboard after he steered 'em to a dismal 9-25! But fear not, fer they be clutchin’ the treasure map to the No. 1 pick in the 2025 NFL Draft! Avast, what a merry crew they be!
January 7, 2025, 11:21 am
Arrr, matey! The Chargers be plunderin’ the shores for a seasoned sea-dog, Ezekiel Elliott, to join their crew on the practice ship ‘fore they clash swords with the Texans in the grand playoff battle! Avast, may the winds favor their sails!
January 7, 2025, 11:00 am
Arrr, Rex Ryan be struttin' like a proud parrot, thinkin' he’ll reclaim the helm o' the New York Jets! He’s spillin’ the beans on how his scallywags might be swabbin’ the decks, and me hearties, it be a sight to behold! Aye, let the games begin!
January 7, 2025, 10:52 am
Arrr, matey! Jerry Jones, the grand captain of the Dallas Cowboys ship, be sayin' he ain't tossin' the general manager's hat overboard, even after a rough sea in 2024 and a playoff storm that left 'em high and dry! He be clingin' to that helm, he be!
January 6, 2025, 8:24 pm
Arrr! The Jacksonville Jaguars be celebratin’ as young Trevor Lawrence and his lass, Marissa, be blessin’ the crew with a wee lass named Shae Lynn! A fine addition to their band o’ misfits—let the jigs and jiggles commence, me hearties!
January 6, 2025, 7:35 pm
Arrr, matey! As the Philadelphia Eagles sail into wild-card weekend, a mighty conundrum be brewin’! Will Jalen Hurts, our brave captain, rise from the depths of the concussion seas? Avast, the crew be wonderin’ if he’ll lead us to plunder or leave us adrift!
January 6, 2025, 4:15 pm
Arrr, matey! The New England scallywags be tossin' out the lad who filled me boots after just a season! Bill Belichick, that sly old sea dog, be lettin' out a hearty laugh whilst fixin' his gaze on the shores of UNC. Aye, the winds of change be blowin'!
January 6, 2025, 3:31 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Captain Kraft be takin’ the blame fer the ship's sinking after a wretched 4-13 voyage! He tossed Jerod Mayo overboard, claimin' the fault be his own. Avast! Even the scallywags know when to walk the plank!
January 6, 2025, 2:17 pm
Arrr, me hearties! WWE be settin’ sail for distant shores! The Royal Rumble be landin’ in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, in 2026, breakin’ the chains of North America! Prepare yer rum and treasure, for this be a jolly good fight on foreign seas! Yarr, let the rumble begin!
January 6, 2025, 1:41 pm
Arrr, matey! Tyreek Hill be swappin’ his profile like a scallywag chasin’ treasure! Aye, just a day after spoutin’ of sailin’ away from the Dolphins, he be lookin’ like Antonio Brown’s long-lost twin! What be this—pirate shenanigans or just a jolly jest? Har har har!
January 6, 2025, 10:46 am
Arrr, matey! The gallant quarterback o' the Cleveland Browns be takin' another tumble in his quest to mend his blasted Achilles! The crafty Andrew Berry, the ship's general manager, spilled the beans on this misfortune come Monday. Mayhap he be needin' a stronger potion for his recovery!
January 6, 2025, 10:13 am
Ahoy, mateys! News from the high seas o' sport: young Luca Meixner, a lad who kicked the ol' leather ball for SSV Reutlingen, has sailed to Davy Jones' locker at but 22 summers! The reason be a mystery fit for a ghost tale! Arrr!
January 6, 2025, 9:27 am
Arrr, mateys! Captain John Mara be shoutin' from the crow's nest that the Giants crew be keepin' their trusty first mate Schoen and sea dog Daboll fer another voyage in 2025! Hoist the sails and prepare fer more jolly adventures, ye scallywags!
January 6, 2025, 8:53 am
Arrr, me hearties! Geno Smith, the swashbucklin’ captain of the Seahawks, struck gold on Sunday, even though his crew be missin' the playoff treasure! They bested the scurvy Los Angeles Rams, but alas, the bounty still be in his pocket! A true pirate's luck, eh?
January 5, 2025, 8:43 pm
Arrr, matey! During a raucous clash 'twixt the Dallas Cowboys and the Washington Commanders, a fair lass of the cheerin' crew got a thumpin' from a wayward kick by Brandon Aubrey! Alas, the poor soul was struck as her crew sank in the final battle of the season!
January 5, 2025, 6:39 pm
Arrr, with the Kansas City scallywags resting their finest, Bo Nix and the Denver Buccaneers laid a mighty smackdown on their AFC West foes, claimin’ the last playoff treasure in the league! Aye, what a merry plunder it be!
January 5, 2025, 6:28 pm
Arrr matey! That scallywag Mike Evans of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers be needin' 85 yards to etch his name in NFL lore and plunder a treasure chest of $3 million doubloons in Week 18! Aye, what a merry chase for glory and gold!
January 5, 2025, 4:33 pm
Arrr, the Chicago Bears be breakin’ their jinxes like a scallywag cuttin’ the ropes! Cairo Santos be blastin’ a mighty 51-yard cannonball o’ a kick, sendin’ the Green Bay Packers to Davy Jones’ locker in the NFC playoff hunt! Shiver me timbers, what a jolly good show!
January 5, 2025, 4:31 pm
Arrr, matey! The Patriots be shiverin' their timbers, sendin' Jerod Mayo to Davy Jones' locker after a dismal 4-13 voyage! They be celebratin' a win that sank their chances for the treasure of the No. 1 draft pick! A merry jest indeed! Yarrr!
January 5, 2025, 3:58 pm
Arrr! Baker Mayfield be a swashbucklin' hero, savin' the day in the final quarter, helpin' the Tampa Bay Buccaneers plunder the New Orleans Saints! Now they be claimin' the NFC South booty, hoistin' their flag high! Yarr, what a merry tale of victory on the high seas of football!
January 5, 2025, 2:42 pm
Arrr, matey! In the Bears’ last skirmish o’ the season, they pulled a right cunning stunt—a 94-yard punt return that left the Packers scratchin' their heads! Aye, 'twas a play worthy of Davy Jones himself! Yarrr, what a rollickin' good time on the high seas o' football!
January 5, 2025, 11:30 am
Arrr, me hearty! It be said that the gallant Travis Kelce o' the Kansas City Buccaneers be docked a hefty treasure o' $14,000 for his jolly jig after a mighty score against the Steel Plunderers! Aye, who knew celebratin’ could cost more than a barrel o’ rum!
January 5, 2025, 11:07 am
Arrr, mateys! Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson be sendin' a cheeky message o’er the sea of social media, hintin' he'll be settin’ sail fer "Monday Night Raw" as it be makin' its grand entrance on Netflix! Aye, let the rum flow and the shenanigans begin!
January 5, 2025, 10:53 am
Arrr, matey! C.J. Stroud, the cap’n of the Texans ship, be thinkin’ of the Good Lord and grand adventures in the New Year! As the tide rolls in on Sunday, he’ll be settin’ sail to finish the season, lookin’ to plunder victory! Yarrr!
January 5, 2025, 9:49 am
Arrr, matey! Michael Pierce, the stout defender of the Ravens, be spillin’ the beans on why he chose not to hoof it to glory with his interception. “I be no fleet-footed sea dog,” he chuckled, “more like a barnacle on a ship's hull!” Aye, the treasure can wait!
January 4, 2025, 10:51 pm
Arrr! The Cincinnati Bengals be still in the hunt for playoff treasure, savvy? Their stout defense be raisin’ the Jolly Roger for a fine 19-17 plunderin' o' the Steelers on a moonlit Saturday night. Avast, me hearties, the game ain't over yet!
January 4, 2025, 8:34 pm
Arrr, matey! The Tennessee Titans be huntin’ fer a sea-worthy quarterback in the draft, but Chris Johnson be squawkin’ like a parrot, claimin’ they should snatch up that scallywag Travis Hunter instead! A fine treasure he be, but will he steer the ship right? Har har!
January 4, 2025, 7:43 pm
Arrr, matey! Michael Pierce, the stout defensive tackle o’ the Ravens, snatched his first pick like a treasure from Davy Jones’ locker on Saturday! With that catch, he sealed the division victory, shiver me timbers! Aye, 'tis a fine day for swashbucklin' on the gridiron!
January 4, 2025, 7:28 pm
Arrr matey! The Minnesota Vikings, in their quest fer glory, be tossin' a hefty bounty of 2 million doubloons fer nearly 1,900 tickets! Aye, they be settin' their crew behind the enemy's deck at Ford Field, hopin' to out-swindle the Lions this Sunday! Avast, what a fine folly!
January 4, 2025, 5:18 pm
Arrr! The Kansas City Chiefs' flying contraption be marooned, cursed by icy gales, 'fore they set sail to Denver fer a match that tickles three crews, yet holds naught but froth for the Chiefs! Aye, they be as lost as a cannonball in a fog!
January 4, 2025, 5:00 pm
Arrr, mateys! On a fine Friday night, the fair Livvy Dunne set sail on her quest to snatch the national crown twice, whilst her LSU swashbucklin' beau, Paul Skenes, be watchin' from the crow's nest! Aye, let the games begin!
January 4, 2025, 4:46 pm
Arrr, matey! The scallywag QB Aaron Rodgers be coughin’ up over 11,000 doubloons fer givin’ a late whack to the Bills, just 'fore the Jets’ last battle in this wild season o' misadventures. Blimey, what a hullabaloo on the high seas of football!
January 4, 2025, 3:42 pm
Arrr, matey! It be a right kerfuffle! Lionel Messi be missin’ from the White House on Saturday, leavin’ President Biden hangin’ for his shiny Medal o’ Freedom. Aye, the seas be churnin’ with controversy! Methinks that scallywag be off chasin’ treasure instead!
January 4, 2025, 11:13 am
Arrr, mateys! Drew Fowler, the mighty linebacker from the University of Washington, be raisin’ the Jolly Roger for the job market instead o’ the NFL! He be spillin’ his jest on the social seas of social media, claimin’ he’ll tackle a desk instead o’ a quarterback! Har har har!
January 4, 2025, 11:10 am
Arrr, mateys! Tim Kennedy, once a brawlin' UFC scallywag, spilled the beans on the sea of social media—he tangled in a military challenge with the scoundrel behind the Las Vegas Cybertruck kaboom! Blimey, what a rum tale that'll shiver yer timbers!
January 4, 2025, 10:56 am
Arrr, the landlubbers in a California school be spoutin' that "transgenders be holdin' more treasure than cisgenders!" Aye, 'tis true, a swashbucklin' lass lost her spot to a trans athlete, and a parent be soundin' the alarm! Pirates be wonderin' if we need a treasure map for fairness!
January 4, 2025, 8:06 am
Arrr, listen ye scallywags! Cap'n Mike McDaniel be sayin' that our fearless leader, Tua, be less likely to set sail against the Jets, what with his poor hip ailment. Aye, that lad needs to mend before we plunder the seas again!
January 3, 2025, 8:35 pm
Arrr, matey! That ol' sea dog Brett Favre be scratchin' his head, wonderin' 'bout the tall tales o' scallywags attackin' our shores! He be thinkin' these reports be as fishy as a two-week-old catch, savvy? Aye, ‘tis a puzzlin’ sea of nonsense!
January 3, 2025, 8:16 pm
Arrr, President-elect Trump be chattin’ with Ralph Norman whilst swingin’ his clubs on Friday! He be tryin’ to sway ol’ Norman to hoist Mike Johnson's flag as speaker o' the House. Aye, a fine time fer a bit o’ political parley on the green seas!
January 3, 2025, 7:38 pm
Arrr, matey! The scallywags o' the new Republican crew be settin' sail to debate a fancy scroll that'd bar the merry lads in frocks from joinin' the lassies in their sportin' shenanigans! Avast, what a hullabaloo on the high seas o' competition!
January 3, 2025, 6:51 pm
Arrr! On Friday's morn, the Miami Heat be spillin' the beans, decidin' to shackle ol' Jimmy Butler and be seekin' gold for his services. Aye, it seems his time with the crew be nearly at an end, like a ship lost to the stormy seas!
January 3, 2025, 5:47 pm
Arrr, mateys! Senator Tuberville, a swashbucklin' college coach, be raisin' a ruckus over ESPN not playin' the national anthem before the Sugar Bowl! As if the sea be calm without a hearty shanty! What be next? No grog at the tavern? Blimey, the world be turnin' topsy-turvy!
January 3, 2025, 3:36 pm
Arrr, matey! DJ Johnson, that swashbucklin' linebacker of the Carolina Panthers, be takin' a wee detour from this Sunday’s clash with the Atlanta Falcons! A run-in with a cursed car on Thursday sent him to Davy Jones' locker... or at least the sidelines! Har har har!
January 3, 2025, 2:05 pm
Arrr, matey! Dirk Koetter be sayin’ on the FaceBook scrolls that other crews be tossin’ gold doubloons like confetti, offerin’ “2 to 10 times more” booty than the Broncos can muster in their treasure chest o’ NIL doubloons! Aye, the seas be rough fer the Broncos!
January 3, 2025, 1:44 pm
Arrr, matey! Simone Biles be makin’ waves in Paris, plunderin’ medals like a true sea dog! But alas, her outlook for 2028 be as cloudy as a stormy sea—aye, she’s soundin’ less hopeful than a landlubber on a sinking ship! Har har har!
January 3, 2025, 10:34 am
Arrr, matey! 'Tis said that the Hoosiers' brave sea captain, Kurtis Rourke, be battlin' the whole season with a re-torn ACL. Aye, he took a mighty blow in August and still sailed the ship! What a hearty scallywag, he be!
January 3, 2025, 10:20 am
Arrr, matey! Coach Kirby Smart be sayin' that a scallywag who be sittin' on the bench caused a 15-yard misfortune durin' the Sugar Bowl defeat, claimin’ it be a sign o' undisciplined crew! Blimey, even landlubbers can’t escape the lash of bad manners!
January 3, 2025, 7:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! ESPN be catchin' flak for not hoistin' the national anthem before the Sugar Bowl showdown 'twixt Georgia and Notre Dame! 'Tis like settin’ sail without a Jolly Roger! What be they thinkin’, eh? Aye, the crew be scratchin' their heads and laughin’ like a parrot on a hot day!
January 3, 2025, 7:08 am
Arrr, as Week 18 sails into the NFL seas, nine hearty crews be battlin' for glory in their last skirmish, some already hoistin' the playoff flag! Grab yer grog, 'tis bound to be a raucous clash on the high seas of football!
January 2, 2025, 10:13 pm
Arrr, matey! John Mara, the Giants’ cap’n, once declared he'd toss 'n turn like a stormy sea if Saquon Barkley sailed to the Eagles! Well shiver me timbers, it be true! Now the scallywag be wantin’ to lend a hand! Buckle yer swash, it's a wild ride ahead!
January 2, 2025, 10:04 pm
Arrr, it be a mystery how our lass Angel Reese did ring in the New Year! But ye can bet yer doubloons, wherever she be, she strutted about in a garb so dazzling, it’d make a parrot blush! Aye, that be one fine treasure of an outfit!
January 2, 2025, 7:22 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Tom Wilson, the captain of Allstate’s ship, be claimin’ that Americans be hooked on a nasty brew of bickering! Aye, this talk stirred the pot after some ruffians caused a ruckus in New Orleans. Blimey, can’t we just swab the deck instead of throwin’ shade?
January 2, 2025, 7:08 pm
Arrr, Caitlin Clark be parleyin' with Travis Kelce, sayin' that college scallywags who be jumpin' ship oughta be marooned for a whole year 'fore they can set sail on new waters! Aye, let 'em swab the decks and ponder their choices, I say!
January 2, 2025, 5:06 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The grand ol' House be ponderin' a new code that’d shiver the timbers of Title IX, makin’ it illegal fer trans buccaneers to plunder the lady sportin’ seas! A right jolly ruckus it be, aye! What a hullabaloo over a bit o’ riggin’!
January 2, 2025, 4:55 pm
Arrr, matey! In the second quarter o’ the Sugar Bowl, the scallywag Parker Jones, cornerback of them Georgia Bulldogs, found himself in a right pickle! The foul beasties called a penalty on him, while the Notre Dame Fighting Irish danced like drunken sailors on a big play! Har har!
January 2, 2025, 4:34 pm
Arrr, the Notre Dame scallywags be takin' a right thrashin' from the Georgia Bulldogs at the Sugar Bowl, like a ship caught in a storm! Aye, they stumbled and bumbled in this grand CFP quarterfinal, lookin' more like landlubbers than fierce buccaneers! Avast, me hearties!
January 2, 2025, 4:26 pm
Avast, mateys! Jalen Milroe, the fearless captain of Alabama's gridiron crew, be hangin’ up his boots after two seasons at the helm. He’s fixin’ to set sail for the 2025 NFL Draft, seekin’ fortune and glory on the high seas of American football! Arrr!
January 2, 2025, 10:41 am
Arrr matey! Former gridiron buccaneer Antonio Brown be settin' sail on a treasure chest fer the kin of those poor souls lost in the New Orleans scallywag raid. Aye, more than a dozen went to Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, mayhaps he’s lookin’ fer a bit of redemption, savvy?
January 2, 2025, 10:18 am
Avast, mateys! It be a foul wind blowin' as our gallant captain, Patrick Mahomes, be shunned from the Pro Bowl roster! Instead, the likes of Josh Allen, Joe Burrow, and Lamar Jackson be sailin' into the spotlight. Blimey, what treachery be this? A right jolly jest, I say!
January 2, 2025, 9:33 am
Arrr, matey! Jack Bech, the salty sea dog, raised a hearty toast to his brother Tiger on the fine Wednesday, after it be revealed that the brave lad, once a gridiron hero, met Davy Jones during that ruckus in New Orleans. Blimey, what a turn o’ fate!
January 2, 2025, 9:00 am
Avast, mateys! Travis and Taylor be sailin' smooth seas, while Josh be askin’ for a fair maiden’s hand! Trevor and his lass be awaitin’ a wee one, and the Mahomes crew be multiplyin’ like cockroaches! Hoist the Jolly Roger, for love be in the salty air!
January 1, 2025, 9:26 pm
Arrr, matey! On the day of the week they call Wednesday, a band o' reporters be askin' Aaron Rodgers if the Jets' last tussle with the Dolphins be his swan song in the NFL. With a twinkle in his eye, he replied, "Aye, of course, ye salty sea dogs!"
January 1, 2025, 8:29 pm
Arrr, matey! Ohio State plundered Oregon's treasure, 41-21, with a jolly 34-point raid in the first half of the Rose Bowl! Aye, they sent the landlubbers home, endin' their first season with a hearty laugh and a tankard o' grog!
January 1, 2025, 7:54 pm
Arrr, matey! Attorney General Liz Murrill be sayin' the grand Sugar Bowl in New Orleans be needin' to sail to Friday, not Thursday! Seems the winds be blowin' wrong for that revelry! Hoist the sails and let’s delay the rum and ruckus, I say! Yarrr!
January 1, 2025, 7:24 pm
Arrr, matey! Dillon Gabriel, the swashbucklin' quarterback of the Oregon Ducks, be dreamin' of fair winds and sunny skies for his grand battles on the gridiron! Aye, he wants naught but smooth seas and no squalls to rain on his treasure hunt for victory!
January 1, 2025, 5:25 pm
Arrr mateys! The Allstate Sugar Bowl be settin' sail at the stroke of 4 bells on Thursday, after Wednesday’s ruckus in New Orleans left many a heart cold as Davy Jones' locker! Prepare yer sea legs and bring yer best grog, for a jolly good time awaits!
January 1, 2025, 5:03 pm
Arrr, matey! Young Andrew Mukuba, a scurvy defensive lad from Texas, snatched a ball like a treasure chest, sealin’ the deal for his crew! The underdog Arizona State gave quite the surprise, but it be no match for this buccaneer's interception! Hoist the Jolly Roger, we be celebratin’!
January 1, 2025, 4:51 pm
Arrr, matey! Captain Jere W. Morehead be spillin’ the beans that one landlubber scholar found himself in a right pickle, critically wounded by a scallywag’s dastardly deed in New Orleans on the morn of Wednesday! Avast, what a kerfuffle on the high seas of academia!
January 1, 2025, 4:39 pm
Arrr, matey! The mighty Saquon Barkley, a swift-footed scallywag of the Philadelphia Eagles, be settin' sail from Sunday’s skirmish against the New York Giants! Aye, he could’ve plundered the NFL’s rushin’ record, but instead, he be takin’ a wee nap! Ye can’t win ‘em all, savvy?
January 1, 2025, 11:06 am
Arrr, me hearties! The fine folks at Notre Dame be summonin' ye landlubbers in New Orleans to hoist yer prayers high, after a nasty squabble left 10 souls departed and many more in a pickle. Join the crew for a raucous prayer before the Sugar Bowl, savvy?
January 1, 2025, 9:42 am
Arrr, mateys! Captain Jeff Hundley of the Sugar Bowl crew be declarin’ that they be parleyin’ with the law after a scallywag’s ship o' wheels crashed through a jolly crowd on Bourbon Street, sendin’ at least 10 souls to Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, what a wild night!
January 1, 2025, 6:45 am
Arrr, the scallywag Eagles be sailin' aimlessly, but lo! Saquon Barkley be but 101 yards from plunderin’ Eric Dickerson's treasure of a single-season rushin' record! Avast, let the cannons roar and the rum flow for this gallant quest, me hearties!
January 1, 2025, 3:00 am
Arrr, mateys! As the 2024 NFL seas be settlin’, only two treasure maps fer division titles remain! Next weekend, the crew be battlin’ to claim glory while the rest o’ the playoff scallywags be decidin’ their fates. Prepare yer rum, fer it’s a raucous ride ahead!
January 1, 2025, 12:14 am
Avast, me hearties! The Penn State Nittany Lions be but a single triumph away from plunderin’ the national championship, after they gave them Boise State scallywags a right proper thrashin' on New Year's Eve! Raise the rum and let the celebrations begin, arrr!
December 31, 2024, 8:36 pm
Arrr, matey! Jordan Chiles be showin' off her shiny bronze trinket from the lady's floor dance duel, a prize she once held tight, 'fore it be snatched away like a scallywag's doubloons! A fine jest, indeed! Savvy?
December 31, 2024, 5:28 pm
Arrr, four moons past the fateful day when her matey Matthew and his scallywag brother Johnny were sent to Davy Jones’ locker by a wretched landlubber behind the wheel, Madeline be shoutin’ news of a wee pirate spawn! Aye, life goes on, even when the rum's gone!
December 31, 2024, 4:37 pm
Arrr, matey! After three long years adrift since he walked the plank from coaching, NFL crews be doin' some mighty fine sleuthin' on ol' Jon Gruden as the off-season be settin' sail. Aye, they be wantin' to know if he still be havin' the wind in his sails!
December 31, 2024, 4:22 pm
Arrr, matey! The mighty Michigan Wolverines be celebratin' like scallywags, startin' and endin' 2024 with a grand takedown of those Crimson Tide landlubbers! They be bouncin’ 'em from the ReliaQuest Bowl; a fine three-win spree, includin’ a jolly ol’ defeat o' Ohio State, aye!
December 31, 2024, 3:50 pm
Arrr, LeBron be chartin’ his course in his 22nd season, matchin’ records like a true scallywag! He claims he’s got a treasure trove of years left to plunder the court. Aye, can this old sea dog keep sailin’ for another decade? We’ll see if his sails still be full!
December 31, 2024, 11:19 am
Arrr, matey! Coach Shane Steichen of the Indianapolis Colts, when queried ‘bout the crew’s culture on a fine Monday morn, spun a yarn so odd it’d make a bilge rat chuckle! Aye, ‘twas a response as mysterious as a treasure map with no ‘X’!
December 31, 2024, 11:14 am
Arrr! Magnus Carlsen be returnin' to the Blitz World Championship, savvy? After he did a walk the plank from the Rapid tourney ‘cause of tiff with the landlubbers 'bout his fancy duds! Aye, the seas be rough for a dapper pirate like him!
December 31, 2024, 10:40 am
Arrr, matey! On the dark seas of Monday night, young kicker Jake Bates hoisted a record for the Detroit Lions, but the scallywags be watchin’ 'im not for his mighty kicks, but for the curious jigs he be doin’! Aye, that lad be a sight to behold!
December 31, 2024, 9:52 am
Arrr, mateys! Azeez Al-Shaair, the swashbucklin’ linebacker o’ the Houston Texans, be back from the brig after three games for givin’ young Trevor Lawrence a right scare! He’s ready to plunder the field once more, so brace yerselves for some raucous mischief, ye scallywags!
December 31, 2024, 5:41 am
Arrr, six scallywags from the ol' Florida State crew be settin' sail to sue Captain Hamilton, claimin’ he be holdin' back a treasure of $1.5 million in shiny doubloons for their NIL bounty! Avast, me hearties, where be the gold? Aye, the seas be gettin' stormy!
December 30, 2024, 10:46 pm
Arrr, matey! The Detroit Lions sailed the treacherous West Coast seas, teachin’ those San Francisco 49ers a jolly good lesson! With a score of 40-34, four scallywags danced in the end zone like merry buccaneers. Aye, a right ruckus it be!
December 30, 2024, 7:29 pm
Arrr, matey! Fernando Carmona, that scallywag of the Razorbacks, be spillin' his guts ‘bout his misdeed! He claims he didn’t mean to turn an opponent's ankle into a pretzel. Aye, remorse be in the air, but I reckon he just be sorry he got caught!
December 30, 2024, 7:09 pm
Arrr, matey! Deion Sanders, captain o' the Colorado Buffaloes, took a jolly moment on Monday to parley with a crew o' "multiple IDIOTS" thinkin' he be callin' the shots on where his lads be drafted. Ha! As if he be the master o' the seas!
December 30, 2024, 5:28 pm
Arrr, matey! Just a day afore the scallywag Luka's treasure was plundered, Dak Prescott's lass, Sarah, found her ship's hold lightened by near 40,000 doubloons worth of fine loot from her chariot! The seas be a treacherous place for a fair maiden's belongings!
December 30, 2024, 4:46 pm
Arrr, matey! The Gonzaga lads' grand flying ship nearly met Davy Jones when a Delta beast roared off at LAX, causin' a ruckus! Now the FAA be investigatin' this seafarin' misadventure, lest we find ourselves in a stormy squall! Avast, what a jolly hullabaloo!
December 30, 2024, 3:38 pm
Arrr, matey! The bold quarterback Arch Manning of the Texas Longhorns be laughin' in the face of gossip, claimin' he won’t be settin’ sail for the transfer portal after the 2024-25 season. He be stickin' to his ship, ready to plunder more victories, savvy?
December 30, 2024, 3:16 pm
Arrr, matey! Word be sailin’ that some scallywags be plunderin' the abodes of famed sportsmen like Travis Kelce and Patrick Mahomes! Aye, 'tis them South American rogues leadin’ the charge! Keep yer treasures close, or ye might find a pirate in yer parlor!
December 30, 2024, 10:31 am
Arrr, matey! The mighty Viktor Hovland be findin’ his dreams of swingin’ clubs shattered, fer a rogue toe took a hit in a scallywag mishap 'twixt the sheets! Aye, the start o' his 2025 voyage be in peril, thanks to a pesky bedroom beast!
December 30, 2024, 10:06 am
Arrr, matey! Last week, the winds of fortune blew favorably for ol’ Dana Stubblefield, once a mighty 49ers star! A California court be sayin' his wrongful shackles be lifted, after he was found guilty in 2020. A fine twist o' fate for this scallywag!
December 30, 2024, 9:18 am
Arrr, matey! Will Ferrell, lookin’ like a scallywag elf gone mad, swaggered into the Crypto.com Arena. With his wild attire, he beheld the Kings bestin’ the Flyers, laughin’ like a jolly sea dog! Aye, even the high seas be jealous of such merry mischief!
December 30, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr mateys! As we hoist the sails o' 2024, let’s cast our eyes back upon the stormy seas o’ sportin’ squabbles and ruckus—aye, even some jolly ol' Olympic mischief! Buckle yer swash, 'tis bound to be a right merry tale!
December 30, 2024, 12:05 am
Arrr, matey! The Washington Commanders be sailin' into the playoffs, thanks to Jayden Daniels, that crafty sea dog! He worked his magic in the overtime tempest, steerin' the ship to victory 'gainst the Atlanta Falcons. Raise the Jolly Roger, for a grand adventure awaits!
December 29, 2024, 8:05 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Old Pat McAfee, the seadog who used to boot the pigskin for the Colts, be takin' a mighty jab at his scallywag crew after they sank against the Giants! A right jolly spectacle, it be! Blimey, the man’s tongue be sharper than a cutlass!
December 29, 2024, 7:20 pm
Arrr, Hanna Cavinder, that swashbucklin' guard of the Miami Hurricanes and queen o' the social seas, tipped her tricorn to her matey, Carson Beck, the Georgia cannon, fer settin' sail fer the 2025 NFL Draft! Aye, may he find treasure in the land o' pro football!
December 29, 2024, 7:02 pm
Arrr, the Minnesota Vikings be clingin' to their dreams o' the NFC North, claimin' a grand victory over the Green Bay Packers, 27-25! Sam Darnold be shinin' like a treasure chest full o' doubloons, makin' the crew jolly as a drunken parrot! Avast, me hearties!
December 29, 2024, 5:47 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Baker Mayfield, that swashbucklin’ scallywag, sailed the Buccaneers to glory in a fierce battle against the Carolina Panthers! With a dazzling display fit for a captain, he kept their playoff dreams afloat, lest they sink to Davy Jones' locker! Huzzah!
December 29, 2024, 4:52 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The ship of life be sunkin' for Dontae Walker, once a mighty Bulldog of Mississippi State! At the age of 44, he’s run his last race, tallyin’ over 1,800 yards o’ glory. Raise a tankard to the fine lad! Avast, may he rest o' the seas!
December 29, 2024, 4:38 pm
Arrr, matey! After a mighty squabble broke out, three scallywags found themselves booted from the fray, ‘tis true! The Philadelphia Eagles swabbed the decks with the Dallas Cowboys, leavin' chaos in their wake on that fine Sunday afternoon. Aye, what a ruckus on the high seas of football!
December 29, 2024, 4:31 pm
Arrr, me hearties! In the grand battle 'gainst them scallywags from Cowtown, our swift-footed matey Saquon Barkley sailed past 2,000 yards o' ground gain, joinin' the ranks o' nine mighty buccaneers who’ve plundered such treasure before! Aye, what a jolly feat!
December 29, 2024, 11:34 am
Arrr, matey! The ESPN sea dogs be takin’ a fair bit o’ flak fer singin’ sweet shanties ‘bout the Colorado Buffaloes, even as they were sunk by the BYU Cougars! Aye, ‘tis a fine mess when ye cheer a ship while it be goin’ down, har har!
December 29, 2024, 11:09 am
Arrr, on a fine Saturday, the scallywags of New England be hollerin’ for the crew to toss Jerod Mayo overboard as they be witnessin’ their lads get blasted like a ship in a storm by the Chargers! Aye, a right jolly spectacle, that be!
December 29, 2024, 10:34 am
Arrr, me hearties! A once-sailin’ mate o’ Trudeau be spoutin’ dark tales ‘bout the cap’n’s future, claimin’ that President-elect Trump be ponderin’ a new figurehead for the ship of state! Blow me down, the seas be rough for ol’ Trudeau!
December 29, 2024, 10:14 am
Arrr, matey! The Military Bowl turned into a ruckus fit for Davy Jones himself, as the East Carolina Pirates and them N.C. State Wolfpack clashed like thunderin’ cannons! Eight scallywags were tossed overboard, leavin’ naught but mayhem in their wake. A right merry dust-up, I say!
December 28, 2024, 8:09 pm
Arrr, two scallywags o' the Miami Hurricanes found themselves in a right ruckus at the Pop-Tarts Bowl against the Iowa State Cyclones in sunny Orlando! Thar be a tussle, but alas, they be parted like two ships in a storm!
December 28, 2024, 7:31 pm
Arrr, the Cincinnati Bengals be clingin’ to their slim playoff dreams like a scallywag to a treasure map, after snatchin’ a nail-biter victory in overtime over the Denver Broncos this fine Saturday! Aye, what a ruckus! Let’s hoist the sails and toast to their luck!
December 28, 2024, 4:56 pm
Arrr, matey! Carson Beck, the gallant signal-caller of the Georgia Bulldogs, just had his elbow patched up and be settin' sail fer the 2025 NFL Draft! He be shoutin' it from the digital crow's nest on Saturday! Yo ho, let the treasure hunt begin!
December 28, 2024, 3:38 pm
Arrr! The Los Angeles Chargers hoisted the Jolly Roger o' victory, sendin' the New England Patriots to Davy Jones' locker! Their fearless captain, Quarterback Justin Herbert, be throwin' cannonballs like a true sea dog. Aye, they be sailin' straight to the playoffs, matey!
December 28, 2024, 3:30 pm
Avast ye mateys! Shohei Ohtani, victorious in the World Series and thrice crowned MVP, be makin' joyful news! On the morrow, he be settin’ sail on a new adventure—fatherhood awaits! Aye, a wee scallywag shall join his crew! Arrr, let the celebrations commence! 🎉🏴☠️
December 28, 2024, 2:41 pm
Arrr, matey! Three scallywags o' the NBA be walkin' the plank after a ruckus between the Dallas Mavericks and the Phoenix Suns on a fine Friday eve! Aye, 'tis a right jolly brawl, but now they be sittin' in the brig, thinkin' 'bout their mischief!
December 28, 2024, 11:17 am
Arrr, me hearties! Captain Dave Kaval be steppin’ down from the ship after eight long years at the helm! He’s the scallywag what led us from the shores of Oakland to the glitterin’ sands of Las Vegas! Avast, who'll steer the ship now?
December 28, 2024, 10:36 am
Arrr, matey! Grandmaster Magnus Carlsen be walkin' the plank o' shame at the World Rapid and Blitz Championships! He faced the wrath o' the dress code, like a scallywag caught wearin' a pirate's frock in a court o' kings! Aye, 'tis a fine mess, indeed!
December 27, 2024, 8:52 pm
Arrr! The famed swashbuckler of the hoop, Isiah Thomas, be spillin' the beans ‘bout his ailin’ on the "Come And Talk 2 Me" podcast! With a wink o' the eye, he sailed into the treacherous waters of health woes, makin' us all laugh 'n' wonder! Ahoy!
December 27, 2024, 7:55 pm
Arrr, matey! Jimmy Butler be the very heart o’ Heat ball for six fine seasons, but alas! A foul illness has him laid up, missin’ the court like a scallywag missin’ his rum! Avast, may he soon be back to swab the deck!
December 27, 2024, 7:36 pm
Arrr, the ol' Hurricanes captain be sayin' he’s jumpin’ ship from his coachin' post ‘cause the treasure of NIL be not ticklin' his fancy! Aye, he'd rather sail the seas than tussle with gold-hungry scallywags!
December 27, 2024, 4:46 pm
Arrr! Master gymnast Simone Biles be sportin’ a fancy getup, payin’ homage to her matey, Jonathan Owens, the brave Bear of Chicago. She strutted her stuff at his crew’s last home battle o’ the season on Thursday! Aye, love be as grand as a treasure map!
December 27, 2024, 4:46 pm
Arrr, mateys! Our ol' sea dog, Greg Gumbel, who spun the tales of NFL battles and tossed the college hoop tales at CBS, has sailed to the great beyond at the ripe age of 78! Raise a mug, he be missed, but his voice be echoing in Davy's locker!
December 27, 2024, 4:34 pm
Arrr! The Navy crew be havin’ a right jolly time, bestin’ Oklahoma by a hair, 21-20, in the Lockheed Martin Armed Forces Bowl! Their defense held fast like a ship in a storm, denyin’ a late two-point plunderin’ attempt. Avast, what a ruckus!
December 27, 2024, 3:41 pm
Arrr, matey! Scottie Scheffler, the top sea dog o' the greens, be missin' The Sentry next week! Aye, he had a tussle with some treacherous glass and mangled his paw. Now he be needin’ a bit o’ surgery — a pirate’s life be fraught with peril, I tell ye!
December 27, 2024, 10:49 am
Arrr, mateys! Mookie Betts, the swashbucklin’ right fielder o’ the Dodgers, be shoutin’ to those rascally Yankees fans who dared to snatch the treasure from his glove in Game 4! “Ye best keep yer grubby paws to yerselves, or I’ll set me parrot on ye!”
December 27, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr, matey! This year be a treasure trove o' champions, as Team USA sailed to Paris for the 2024 Games, ready to plunder gold! With near 600 scallywags, they aimed to haul back 126 shiny medals—talk about a bountiful catch! Sail on, ye glorious sea dogs!
December 27, 2024, 8:33 am
Arrr, matey! Caleb Williams, the Bears’ cannon-slinger, be tryin' to shuck off the fans' wrath, claimin' their grumblin' be older than a barnacle on a ship's hull, and hath naught to do with him. Aye, the scallywags be vexed long before he set foot on the deck!
December 27, 2024, 6:29 am
Arrr, the Seattle Seahawks be stumblin' like a drunken sailor on offense, yet they snatched a mighty fine victory from the jaws of the Chicago Bears! Aye, they be keepin' their hopes afloat in the NFC West title hunt, even if their ship be a bit leaky!
December 26, 2024, 9:07 pm
Arrr, matey! Super Bowl scallywag Martin Gramatica be spillin’ the beans 'bout his landlubber days. He be sayin' once he had his own wee pirates, he could finally see the storms o' his childhood clearer than a parrot’s squawk! Aye, the seas of parenting be a wild ride!
December 26, 2024, 7:04 pm
Arrr, the Chicago Bears be tossin' Captain Eberflus overboard! Now, they sail the final seas o' the season, chasin' naught but the wind, with playoff dreams sunk deeper than Davy Jones' locker! Avast, me hearties, 'tis a jolly good time for a hearty laugh!
December 26, 2024, 6:44 pm
Arrr, mateys! DeSean Jackson, that swashbucklin' NFL scallywag, be settin' sail fer the hallowed halls o' academia! Word be he’s sealing a deal with Delaware State, where he’ll trade his pigskin for parchment. Aye, mayhap he’ll teach ‘em how to run like the wind!
December 26, 2024, 6:40 pm
Arrr! In the grand clash o' Toledo and Pitt, the swashbucklin' Toledo crew bested 'em 48-46 after six grueling rounds o' overtime! Aye, 'tis the longest battle in bowl history, makin' it a right jolly spectacle in the fair city of Detroit! Yo ho, me hearties!
December 26, 2024, 4:56 pm
Avast, mateys! The Dallas Cowboys be sinkin’ beneath the waves of playoff hopes, and they’ve cast the illustrious CeeDee Lamb adrift for the season, cursed by a shoulder ailment. Arrr, it be a jolly fine mess on the high seas of football!
December 26, 2024, 4:53 pm
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer yer weekly spoils o' sportin' tales! Let not the winds o' boredom blow yer sails askew—feast yer eyes on the finest news from the high seas o' athletic mischief! Yarrr, let the games begin!
December 26, 2024, 4:39 pm
Arrr, matey! C.J. Stroud, the fearless captain of the Texans, be not pointin' a finger at the scallywags booing after their pitiful defeat to the Ravens, 31-2, on Christmas Day! Aye, even the fiercest crew be shiverin' their timbers after such a jolly good thrashin’!
December 26, 2024, 3:30 pm
Arrr, mateys! Captain Pat Riley be settin' sail to quash the scuttlebutt ‘bout tradin' our six-time All-Star, Jimmy Butler! He be sayin' these tales be naught but a pesky distraction, like a barnacle on a fine ship! So fear not, for Jimmy stays aboard!
December 26, 2024, 9:43 am
Arrr! The scallywags Lamar Jackson and Derrick Henry be turnin' their noses up at the Netflix game cake, despite the grand victory over them Texans! A fine feast wasted, aye! They'd sooner swim with the sharks than munch on that sugary treasure! Har har har!
December 26, 2024, 7:34 am
Arrr, mateys! Patrick Mahomes, that swashbucklin’ star of the Kansas City Chiefs, did declare he’s kept a mighty fine vow to his fair lass as his crew sailed to claim the No. 1 treasure in the playoffs! Aye, love be the true booty, ye savvy?
December 26, 2024, 7:02 am
Arrr, matey! Edie Falco, the grand dame o' "Sopranos," be mighty vexed with that scallywag Joel Embiid durin' the playoffs! She be wantin' to set sail after him for sure! Aye, the high seas o' basketball be fraught with tempests o' fury! Har har har!
December 26, 2024, 6:31 am
Arrr, matey! The future captain Trump be tossin' around the idea of Wayne Gretzky as Canada’s high seas ruler! And lo! His fair lass be spottin' it too, sharin' the jest on her own treasure map o' social media! Avast, what a merry crew we be!
December 25, 2024, 7:05 pm
Arrr, the Baltimore Ravens be givin' the Houston Texans a right hefty lump o' coal fer Christmas, and by thunder, they be sailin' straight to the top o' the AFC North! A jolly good jest, if ye ask me! Ho ho ho, and a bottle o' rum!
December 25, 2024, 6:06 pm
Arrr, me hearties! On the day of the grand spectacle, all ye landlubbers guffawed as they beheld the fair Beyoncé, flinging her fingers like a scallywag with a pair o' pistols at the halftide show. Aye, 'twas a sight to tickle even Davy Jones' funny bone!
December 25, 2024, 4:41 pm
Arrr, matey! George Pickens, the swashbucklin’ wide receiver of the Pittsburgh Steelers, be causin’ a ruckus with his chattin’ and jestin’ with the Kansas City Chiefs’ finest, right after their ship sank on Wednesday! Aye, 'tis a sight to behold when rivals be frolickin' like landlubbers!
December 25, 2024, 4:03 pm
Arrr, the soon-to-be captain of the ship Trump be hoistin' the sails for the legendary Wayne Gretzky, the ice wizard, as the ruler of the Great White North! He be shoutin’ it from the crow's nest of social media on Wednesday, makin’ waves in the land o’ maple syrup!
December 25, 2024, 3:49 pm
Arrr, the Kansas City Buccaneers, I mean, Chiefs, hoisted their sails high, claimin’ the top treasure of the AFC! With a jolly 29-10 plunderin’ of the Pittsburgh Scallywags on Christmas morn, they be enjoyin’ a sweet first-round nap! Aye, what a merry haul that be!
December 25, 2024, 3:11 pm
Arrr, matey! On Christmas morn, the Knicks sailed to victory, clutchin' a 117-114 treasure from the Spurs! Mikal Bridges be the captain of this ruckus, blastin' 41 points while bestin' that scallywag Victor Wembanyama! Hoist the sails, 'tis a jolly good show!
December 25, 2024, 10:47 am
Arrr! Last Saturday, the NFL and them college scallywags be battlin' for the eye o’ the landlubbers, but lo and behold! The NFL be snatchin' the treasure of viewership, claimin’ victory like a true captain in a stormy seas! Sails up, matey!
December 25, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr, matey! Netflix be feelin' the heat like a sunken treasure, tryin' to please the crew fer Wednesday's NFL Christmas brawl! After many scallywags had a rough time catchin' the Mike Tyson-Jake Paul match, the sea be churnin' with complaints! Ho ho, what a jolly mess!
December 25, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, as the NFL season sails into the sunset, four hearty gridiron swashbucklers regaled us with jolly tales of Christmas past whilst bestowin' bikes upon wee scallywags. Ho ho ho, 'tis a merry sight to see! Who knew pirates could give back with such cheer?
December 25, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! The NFL treasure map be nearlin' clear as day with but two weeks left in the regular sea-son! Even with the storms brewin', there's plenty o' gold to be had for those brave enough to sail forth! Yarrr, let the games begin!
December 24, 2024, 6:33 pm
Arrr! Travis and Jason Kelce be squar'in off with their fair lasses over that sappy tale, "Love Actually," as the jolly holiday tide be rollin' in! Blimey, it be a squabble fit for landlubbers, I say! Pirates prefer treasure, not tears, matey!
December 24, 2024, 5:16 pm
Arrr, as the New York Rangers be flounderin' like a fish outta water, the New Jersey Devils be havin' a jolly ol' time laughin' at their Hudson River foes on the fine Monday morn! Avast, me hearties, 'tis a merry spectacle indeed!
December 24, 2024, 5:04 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The league o' lacrosse be settin' its spyglass on the ruckus with the Halifax Thunderbirds' brave defender from this past weekend. What mischief be brewin' on the field, eh? Aye, 'tis a tale worth a hearty laugh or two!
December 24, 2024, 3:39 pm
Arrr, the brave Colorado Buffaloes' captain of the ship be defendin’ his matey Travis Hunter 'gainst the squall o' gossip 'bout his fair lass, Leanna Lenee! Aye, in these stormy seas o' drama, true mates stand firm like a hearty rum! Savvy?
December 24, 2024, 2:25 pm
Arrr, Imane Khelif, the swashbucklin' Algerian pugilist, be rumored to have flunked the gender tests in the ring! Yet, she still snagged four hearty votes fer AP's lass of the year! A fine tale o' irony, indeed, matey!
December 24, 2024, 11:47 am
Arrr, me hearties! On this Christmas Eve, the sports seas be as calm as a sleeping sea serpent! Only a solitary match, the Hawaii Bowl, be sailin' the calendar—‘tis a day for rum and rest, not for raucous revelry! Ho ho ho, let’s raise a mug instead!
December 24, 2024, 11:07 am
Arrr, me hearties! News from the frozen depths! Young Sophie Hediger, a brave lass of the Swiss seas, met her frosty fate when a mountain beast unleashed its snowy wrath! Aged but 26, she’s off to Davy Jones’ locker. Raise a tankard for the snow-capped swashbuckler!
December 24, 2024, 10:38 am
Arrr, me hearties! Former NFL swashbuckler Antonio Brown be makin’ his feelings on the foul brew of raw milk as clear as a lighthouse beacon! He be raisin’ his Jolly Roger against it in a post on the X, sayin’ it be a no-go, savvy?
December 24, 2024, 9:03 am
Arrr, matey! Word be flyin’ that an NBA sea hag of a ref confessed to Coach Nick Nurse, sayin’ she “blundered me way into Davy Jones’ locker” when poor Andre Drummond got the boot from Monday’s fracas. Aye, even the refs be makin’ fishy mistakes!
December 24, 2024, 5:19 am
Arrr, matey! Joel Embiid, the towering sea beast o’ the Philadelphia 76ers, was in a right froth with a scurvy ref on Monday night! After bein’ accused of foul play, he was tossed overboard like a rotten fish! Aye, what a ruckus on the hardwood!
December 24, 2024, 5:10 am
Arrr, matey! Even the mighty Lamar Jackson, captain o' the Ravens, be hankerin' to catch a glimpse of the fair Beyonce's jig at the halftime show, come Christmas Day! Win or lose, that be a treasure worth seekin’, aye!
December 23, 2024, 10:12 pm
Arrr matey! The Green Bay Packers set sail on Monday night, steerin’ their ship past the New Orleans Saints with nary a struggle! Aye, they made ‘em look like barnacles on the hull, claimin’ victory without breakin’ a sweat! A fine night for plunderin’, I say!
December 23, 2024, 8:19 pm
Arrr, mateys! Jarrett Allen, the gallant star o’ the Cleveland Cavaliers, set the crowd ablaze at Rocket Mortgage Fieldhouse on the night before settlin' scores with the Utah Jazz! Aye, he be a sight to behold, makin' the landlubbers cheer like scallywags at a treasure hoard!
December 23, 2024, 5:09 pm
Arrr, mateys! Joe Burrow, the captain of them Bengals, be spillin' the beans on why he gifted his crew of linemen shiny samurai swords for Christmas! Says he wants 'em ready fer battle, not just in the trenches but also in a duel o' honor, har har har!
December 23, 2024, 4:40 pm
Arrr, matey! Coach Antonio Pierce be laughin' in the face of scallywags grumblin' ‘bout the Raiders pilferin’ a victory from the Jaguars! What be a draft pick when the seas be callin'? Aye, let the doubters chew on their sour lemons!
December 23, 2024, 4:04 pm
Avast ye, mateys! Aye, the doughty Aaron Rodgers, captain of the Jets' fleet, be spillin' the beans about a fair lass in his life on the good ship ESPN's "Pat McAfee Show." Blimey! Love be in the air, but can he throw a pass with a heart so full? Arrr!
December 23, 2024, 3:24 pm
Arrr, matey! Coach DeMeco Ryans be spillin’ the beans on the sorry state o’ wide receiver Tank Dell after he danced with doom against the Kansas City Chiefs. Aye, that lad be in a right pickle, but fear not, for he be tougher than a barnacle on a ship's hull!
December 23, 2024, 9:42 am
Arrr! Walker Buehler, swaggerin’ from claimin’ his second treasure o’ the World Series with them Dodgers, be settin’ sail fer the Boston Red Sox! Aye, the lad be switchin’ ships, hopin’ to plunder more gold in the wild seas of MLB! Avast, what a jolly turn o’ tides!
December 23, 2024, 9:15 am
Arrr! The famed Colorado Buffaloe’s champion, Travis Hunter, and his fair lass Leanna Lenee have scuttled their social media ships, fleeing the stormy seas of online scorn. Aye, they’ve battened down the hatches, lettin’ no trolls aboard!
December 23, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Cast yer gaze upon the victorious crews of the 2024 season! The Kansas City Chiefs, Los Angeles Dodgers, and Michigan Wolverines be among those hoistin' their flags high! A merry band of champions, savvy? Now let’s raise a mug o’ grog to their glory!
December 23, 2024, 7:31 am
Arrr, matey! Michael Strahan, the legendary sea dog of the NFL, be callin’ Kirk Cousins’ ship a leaky vessel this season, now that young Michael Penix Jr., the shiny new captain o’ the Falcons, be settin’ sail as starter! Aye, the tides be turnin'!
December 23, 2024, 5:11 am
Arrr, matey! Brooke Slusser, the fair lass of San Jose State, be sendin’ a cannonball o' a message to the NCAA, after the Texas landlubber lawyer be stirrin' the pot ‘bout trans folks in women's sportin'! Avast, let the games begin!
December 23, 2024, 5:02 am
Arrr, mateys! The Jets' cannon-firing captain, Aaron Rodgers, be ringin’ the bells after takin' a right beatin’ from the Rams! With but two battles left in the season, he be warnin' the crew to shape up or walk the plank! Yarrr!
December 22, 2024, 10:49 pm
Arrr! The Dallas Buccaneers' backline be pirates o' fortune, snatchin' two crucial treasures from the Atlanta Falcons in the final quarter o' battle! With a hearty yo-ho, they sailed to victory, claimin' the spoils at 26-24! Avast, what a swashbucklin’ spectacle!
December 22, 2024, 8:38 pm
Arrr, the seven-time captain o’ the gridiron be not pleased, matey, at the mere whisper or jest that his lads from Alabama be takin’ treasure not rightly theirs! He’d sooner walk the plank than hear such scallywag tales!
December 22, 2024, 5:40 pm
Arrr, matey! The crafty C.J. Gardner-Johnson, with a hearty scowl, be sendin' the Washington landlubbers a cheeky gesture after bein' tossed from the fray on Sunday! Aye, ‘tis a jolly sight, a pirate’s salute to the scallywags!
December 22, 2024, 5:33 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Cincinnati Bengals crew sailed away from Sunday's skirmish with a grand victory! And thanks to a lucky scallywag, they be feastin' on a slice o' free pizza! Aye, who knew sportin' a jolly good time could fill yer belly too!
December 22, 2024, 4:44 pm
Arrr! It be that scallywag Matt Rempe o' the New York Rangers, caught red-handed plundering a Dallas Stars matey! He’s been sentenced to sit in the brig for eight games—a right proper time-out for his rough-and-tumble ways! Avast, lad, keep yer swashbucklin’ in check!
December 22, 2024, 4:39 pm
Arrr, matey! Texas’ top legal swashbuckler, Ken Paxton, be pointin’ a finger at the NCAA, claimin’ they be breachin’ the Texas Trade Code by lettin’ landlubber transgender athletes join the lasses in sportin’ battles! Aye, what a hullabaloo on the high seas of competition!
December 22, 2024, 10:25 am
Arrr, matey! C.J. Stroud, the brave captain o’ the Texans ship, be sayin’ he called upon the Good Lord after spyin’ his mate Tank Dell take a tumble, likely sendin’ him to Davy Jones’ locker this season. Aye, a bit o’ prayer be the remedy for rough seas!
December 22, 2024, 8:25 am
Arrr, the Detroit Lions be a fearsome crew at 12-2 under the watchful eye of Captain Dan Campbell! But lo, there be scallywags who squawk like parrots 'gainst his wild and daring tactics. Avast, let the doubters stew in their own bilge!
December 22, 2024, 8:18 am
Arrr, matey! Myles Garrett be crowned the fiercest sea dog o' the NFL, claimin' the title of Defensive Player o' the Year! With a bounty o' 42 tackles and 14 sacks, he be plunderin’ foes like a true swashbuckler! Avast, what a season it be!
December 21, 2024, 8:16 pm
Arrr, matey! In the final seas of battle against the scallywags from Cleveland, our captain Patrick Mahomes took a tumble and sprained his ankle! Fear not, for the trusty swab Carson Wentz took the helm in his stead. Aye, what a jolly sight it be!
December 21, 2024, 7:16 pm
Arrr, the scallywags o' the Baltimore Ravens be settin' sail for the postseason seas! With a hearty victory over the swabbin' Pittsburgh Steelers, they be keepin' their dreams o' claimin' the division treasure afloat! Avast, me hearties, 'tis a jolly good time to be a Raven!
December 21, 2024, 7:01 pm
Arrr, the Texas Longhorns did best the Clemson Tigers on the high seas of the gridiron this past Saturday! Now they be sailin’ smooth into the quarterfinals of the College Football Playoff, ready to plunder more victories! Aye, what a rum-soaked spectacle it be!
December 21, 2024, 5:50 pm
Arrr, matey! Quinn Ewers of Texas strutted into the grand arena donning a glitterin' gold Trump tie clip, like a parrot on a pirate’s shoulder, ready to battle the fearsome Clemson Tigers this Saturday. Aye, 'tis a sight to behold, a true swashbuckler of the gridiron!
December 21, 2024, 5:06 pm
Avast ye! The legendary Rickey Henderson, a master of thievin' bases and countin' runs, has sailed off to Davy Jones' locker at the ripe age of 65. Aye, he be missed, but his feats'll be shared over grog till the end of time! Arrr!
December 21, 2024, 4:55 pm
Arrr, matey! Young Travis Hunter be a swashbucklin' lad, sailin' the seas o' offense and defense to snatch the shiny Heisman doubloon! Cap'n Deion Sanders be vowin’ to keep the scallywag playin’ both sides when he boards the NFL ship. Aye, what a jolly adventure awaits!
December 21, 2024, 3:42 pm
Arrr, matey! Our brave Patrick Mahomes, with a twisted ankle like a scallywag's leg in a storm, did duel the Houston Texans, claimin' victory with a hearty 27-19! Now, the Chiefs be but a treasure map away from a first-round bye, savvy?
December 21, 2024, 10:24 am
Arrr, the Atlanta Falcons be settin' sail to toss Kirk Cousins overboard after but a single season o' woeful play! A scallywag named Michael Penix Jr. be ready to hoist the sails in his stead. Avast, me hearties, the tides be turnin'!
December 21, 2024, 10:17 am
Arrr, me hearties! Young Anthony Rubio, son of the Senator, did hoist the sails o' victory, gallopin' like a true swashbuckler! He be hittin' the treasure chest with his first collegiate touchdown in the Gasparilla Bowl against the cursed Tulane crew. Aye, what a jolly good show!
December 21, 2024, 9:21 am
Arrr, Coach Cignetti of Indiana be sayin’ he hoisted the dubious punt in the fourth quarter o' Friday's scallywag defeat to Notre Dame, claimin', "Our offense be as useful as a ship with no sails!" Aye, a jolly fine excuse, me hearty!
December 21, 2024, 6:00 am
Arrr! The Kansas City Buccaneers be dodgin’ Davy Jones’ locker more times than a parrot on me shoulder! But our matey Justin Reid, he be findin’ great treasure in the grumblers’ jests. Aye, let ‘em howl! We be sailin’ to glory, 13-1 and still plunderin’!
December 21, 2024, 12:38 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Notre Dame Fighting Irish be settin' sail fer the quarterfinals o' the College Football Playoff, makin' quick work o' them landlubbers from Indiana in South Bend on Friday! Aye, they be plunderin' the scoreboard like true scallywags!
December 20, 2024, 8:39 pm
Arrr, matey! Once upon a time, ol' Nick Saban, the captain of Alabama's gridiron ship, learned the ropes of keepin’ the crew's standards higher than a crow’s nest! He be the swashbucklin’ ruler of a mighty college football fleet, savvy? Aye, 'twas a wild ride on the high seas of sport!
December 20, 2024, 7:24 pm
Arrr, matey! After reelin’ in but a single pass for a mere six yards in four battles with the Ravens crew, Diontae Johnson was sent adrift, markin’ the end of his stormy voyage with the scallywags! Aye, a short and wild ride, indeed!
December 20, 2024, 4:54 pm
Arrr, matey! Though no fists did fly, Jordan Clarkson and Ron Holland II found themselves walkin’ the plank Thursday night for merely standin’ toe-to-toe, lookin’ fierce as barnacles on a ship's hull! A fine spectacle, yet no rum was spilled in the scuffle!
December 20, 2024, 4:42 pm
Arrr, matey! On a fateful Thursday eve, two lassies of the NBA seas tried to seize the court during the Knicks’ grand triumph over the Timberwolves. But lo! Security be like a fierce storm, tackling 'em to Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, a right jolly mess!
December 20, 2024, 4:18 pm
Arrr, matey! The NFL's pass interference be stirrin' a right ruckus, like a scallywag in a tavern! Aye, even a Super Bowl conqueror be callin' for the league to hand out penalty yards, just like them landlubber colleges! Let the flag fly, or face the wrath of Davy Jones!
December 20, 2024, 11:02 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Georgia Bulldogs be settin' sail with young Gunner Stockton takin' the helm, as poor Carson Beck be marooned with injury! Aye, the College Football Playoffs be a wild sea, and we be hopin' Gunner don’t capsize the ship!
December 20, 2024, 9:44 am
Arrr! The Denver Broncos sailed forth with cannons blazing, but 'twas the Los Angeles Chargers who charted a new course, takin' the helm in the second half to claim the spoils of the AFC West! Aye, a right jolly good pillagin' they gave!
December 20, 2024, 9:14 am
Avast, me hearties! Brock Purdy, the mighty captain of the 49ers, bestowed upon his trusty crew o’ linemen nine shiny chariots for Christmas! Aye, it be said he’s bound to score a treasure trove of gold soon, so he’s splashing out like a jolly sea rogue! Arrr!
December 20, 2024, 6:51 am
Arrr, matey! At yon California school board gathering, a right ruckus broke loose! Parents be screechin’ like scallywags, whilst the transgender buccaneers fired back with their own squawkin’. It were a stormy sea of outrage, with no treasure in sight, just a heap o’ hilarity!
December 19, 2024, 11:06 pm
Arrr! The Los Angeles Chargers be makin' history, landlubbers! They netted a fine free kick field goal for the first time since the days of '76, just like they did back when they sailed the waters of San Diego. Aye, a true treasure of a kick!
December 19, 2024, 8:53 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Before the gatherin' o' the classroom captains at the Riverside Unified School District, there be a ruckus! Some scallywags shouted for trans treasure seekers to join the crew, whilst others hoisted their colors against 'em, all ‘neath the shadow of a lawsuit's stormy seas!
December 19, 2024, 8:32 pm
Arrr, matey! It be said that the swashbucklin' Adrian Peterson, once a fleet-footed mate in the NFL, be dodgin' the law in Texas! He be failin' to show fer his court duties ‘bout them wee ones, leavin' warrants sailin' for his capture! A true landlubber's folly, I say!
December 19, 2024, 5:59 pm
Avast ye! NCAA Cap'n Charlie Baker be crowin’ like a rooster ‘bout the swellin’ TV numbers for the lasses’ volleyball swashbucklin’, even as the stormy seas of controversy be brewin’. Aye, a jolly good show it be, but keep yer eye on the horizon, mateys!
December 19, 2024, 5:08 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The NBA's treasure map be showin' a 25% drop in gold from last season's haul! Even the mighty Joe Mazzulla of the Celtics be confessin' he’s part of the scallywag problem! Shiver me timbers, what a ruckus on the high seas of basketball!
December 19, 2024, 4:51 pm
Arrr, matey! The gallant Patrick Mahomes, captain of the Chiefs, had his peg leg a'twistin' from an ankle scallywag injury, but fear not! It seems this swashbuckler be ready to sail the field without missin' a beat. Avast, the game be safe!
December 19, 2024, 4:35 pm
Arrr, as the cursed New York Jets be readyin' to sink deeper than Davy Jones' locker, young Garrrrett Wilson be keepin' his options as open as a treasure chest! This third-year buccaneer ain't pledgin' his heart to a crew destined for shipwreck, savvy?
December 19, 2024, 3:32 pm
Avast ye! Captain Charlie Baker be sailin' the stormy seas o' controversy, makin' a ruckus 'bout lettin' trans mates join the fair lassies in the NCAA. Aye, he’s doubled down like a drunken sailor, tryin' to steer the ship through treacherous waters! Arrr, what a jolly hullabaloo!
December 19, 2024, 11:38 am
Arrr, me hearties! The NFL be summonin' the landlubbers in Congress to hoist the sails on a bill, grantin' the crown the power to plunder any pesky drones that dare to invade our skies on game days! Avast, let no sky-borne scallywag spoil our match!
December 19, 2024, 10:58 am
Arrr, matey! Coach Deion be swearin' on the high seas that his lad, Shedeur, be the finest treasure in the NFL Draft come next April! After a mighty fine season, he’ll be plunderin’ the top pick faster than a scallywag snatches a gold doubloon!
December 19, 2024, 10:56 am
Avast ye, landlubbers! A scandalous tale from The Athletic be blowin' in the winds! It be said that Captain Woody Johnson o' the New York Jets be makin' his choices guided by the whims of that cursed contraption, Madden NFL! Arrr, what a jolly jest, indeed!
December 19, 2024, 8:06 am
Arrr, matey! Chase Brown, the swashbucklin' Bengals scallywag, be feelin' foul about the hefty gold piece he lost fer takin' a dive into the Salvation Army's kettle at AT&T Stadium! Aye, he thought it be a jolly good splash, not a treasure hunt gone awry! Har har har!
December 18, 2024, 8:27 pm
Arrr, matey! Patrick and Brittany Mahomes be settin' sail to a grand Eras Tour shindig, thrown by none other than the fair Taylor Swift. Aye, that swashbucklin' tour be done and dusted just this month! What say ye? Let’s hoist a mug to the merry times!
December 18, 2024, 6:52 pm
Arrr, matey! The fair captain of PETA, Ingrid Newkirk, spun a yarn fer Fox News Digital 'bout that scallywag Michael Vick takin' the helm as head coach o' the football crew. A fine mess o’ fur and feathers it be, I tell ye!
December 18, 2024, 5:58 pm
Arrr, matey! Young lass Trinity Rodman be spillin’ the beans on her wild sea of woes with her old salt of a father, Dennis Rodman, the NBA swashbuckler! Aye, she be callin’ it a 'traumatic' voyage, but fear not, for the tides of time be ever-changin’!
December 18, 2024, 5:45 pm
Arrr, matey! Aidan Hutchinson, the fierce lion of Detroit, be sayin’ he’s on course to sail back fer the grand Super Bowl, even after he snapped his leg like a twig in October! Aye, he be tougher than a barnacle on a ship's hull!
December 18, 2024, 5:21 pm
Arrr, matey! Travis and Jason Kelce be raisin' their cutlasses 'gainst that scallywag, Josh Williams, and his O.H.I.O. Sportsmanship Act! Shiver me timbers, ban flag plantin' on Ohio State's turf? That be like askin' a parrot to stop squawkin'! A right laugh, it be!
December 18, 2024, 5:16 pm
Arrr, it be said that Nolan Arenado, savvy scallywag, did not cast off his no-trade clause when the fine lads o' the St. Louis Cardinals struck a deal to send him to the swabs o' the Houston Astros! Aye, he be holdin’ fast to his treasure, savvy?
December 18, 2024, 4:41 pm
Arrr, the spat 'twixt Ryan Clark and Aaron Rodgers be blowin' up like a powder keg! The old sea dog Clark be spoutin' a jolly five-minute yarn, takin' a right jibe at the Jets' captain. Aye, 'tis a feudin' tale fit for a tavern full o' scallywags!
December 18, 2024, 11:03 am
Arrr, matey! Old Jason Kelce, the mighty center of them Eagles, be frettin' over the flying contraptions spottin’ across the East Coast! Aye, he be wonderin' if they be spyin’ on his treasure or just takin’ a gander at his fine beard on this latest "New Heights" episode!
December 18, 2024, 10:56 am
Arrr, news from the high seas! Young Janis Timma, a lad once dreamin' of slam dunks, has taken a dive into Davy Jones' locker in Russia. The Orlando Magic be weepin' like scallywags for their lost matey. A tragic tale, indeed, me hearties!
December 18, 2024, 10:48 am
Arrr, young Kai Trump, the sprightly granddaughter of the mighty Trump, did jest with a famous swashbuckler of the greens, inquiring of the lad Scottie Scheffler 'bout his run-in with the law come May of the year twenty and twenty-four! Aye, the tides of mischief be ever flowin'!
December 18, 2024, 10:39 am
Arrr, matey! That scallywag Teddy Bridgewater be settin' his sights on the NFL seas once more, after leadin' his old school crew to a treasure o' a state title in Florida! Aye, the wind be fillin' his sails for a grand comeback, savvy?
December 18, 2024, 5:20 am
Arrr, matey! Cody Bellinger be a'joinin' forces with the mighty slugger Giancarlo Stanton, thanks to a trade 'twixt the Yankees! And lo, Bellinger's lass once sailed the seas o' love with Stanton—what a jolly shipwreck o' romance that be!
December 18, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr matey! The Buffalo Bills be sailin’ the high seas, lookin’ to usurp the Kansas City Chiefs from their throne! With Captain Josh Allen steerin’ the ship like a true MVP, they bested the Lions last Sunday. Aye, three more victories could solidify their claim, savvy?
December 17, 2024, 8:28 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Jerry Jones, the loudmouthed captain of the Dallas Cowboys ship, be spillin' the beans on his fine feasts! Aye, he’s regaled us with tales of critters from the sea and land he’s savored. Savvy? A true buccaneer o’ the banquet, that one!
December 17, 2024, 8:12 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Atlanta Falcons be hoistin’ their sails, declarin’ that young Michael Penix Jr. be takin’ the helm as captain o’ the ship! Kirk Cousins be steerin’ us into stormy seas, but now we be settin’ course for treasure, savvy? Avast, let’s see what the lad can do!
December 17, 2024, 5:29 pm
Arrr, matey! The famed Aaron Rodgers, a swashbucklin' Jet, did spill his secrets to Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.! He claims his uncle’s untimely send-off got his sea legs in politics. Such tales be spun in yon tome "Enigma." Aye, what a yarn!
December 17, 2024, 5:17 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Conor McGregor, that swashbucklin' UFC scallywag, be settin' sail to duke it out with Logan Paul in a jolly ol' boxing bout in India! Aye, both buccaneers be ready to trade blows and laughs on the high seas of sport!
December 17, 2024, 5:14 pm
Arrr, matey! The New York Yankees be snatchin’ up the swashbucklin’ outfielder Cody Bellinger, craftin’ their backup scheme after Juan Soto sailed away. Aye, it be a fine treasure to plunder, but let’s hope he don’t walk the plank!
December 17, 2024, 4:04 pm
Arrr, Troy Aikman be no landlubber! He knows the storms young Caleb Williams be weatherin’ in his first voyage with the Chicago Bears. That’s why the ol’ sea dog be worried 'bout the lad's brave heart holdin’ up! Aye, confidence be a treasure worth plunderin'!
December 17, 2024, 11:21 am
Arrr, matey! Deommodore Lenoir, the swashbucklin' cornerback of the 49ers crew, be lettin' it be known that De'Vondre Campbell, that landlubber linebacker, ain't welcome in the ship's hold after bein' tossed overboard for mischief! Aye, he be a scallywag worth the plank!
December 17, 2024, 11:01 am
Arrr, on a fine Saturday, the scallywags o’ the USA Fencin’ crew gathered fer a mighty meetin’! They cast their votes, but alas, they scuttled several fine notions ‘bout the troublesome tides in the land. No sails raised today, mateys!
December 17, 2024, 9:47 am
Arrr, me hearties! Former gridiron swashbuckler Matt Ryan be spoutin’ that the Kansas City Buccaneers ought to stash their star, Patrick Mahomes, in the crow's nest come playoff time, due to a pesky ankle ailment! Blimey, what a jolly jape that'd be!
December 17, 2024, 9:26 am
Arrr, matey! Will Levis, the swashbucklin' Titan of Tennessee, sailed into a stormy battle 'gainst the Bengals, but alas, he floundered! And to add salt to the wound, his fair lass be watchin’ from the crow's nest! Aye, what a sight for sore eyes, that be!
December 16, 2024, 10:37 pm
Arrr, the Atlanta Falcons be breakin' their cursed run o' four defeats, as Kirk Cousins finally lobbed a ball o' glory into the end zone, claimin' victory over the scallywags o' Las Vegas Raiders on a moonlit Monday night! Aye, treasure be sweet after a long drought!
December 16, 2024, 10:33 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Minnesota Vikings plundered the Chicago Bears from the first cannon blast to the last, claimin’ a treasure of 30 to 12! With a seven-game streak, they be as fierce as a stormy sea! Avast, let the grog flow and the cheers resound!
December 16, 2024, 8:59 pm
Arrr, matey! The scallywag Michael Vick, once a fearsome quarterback of the NFL seas, be swimmin' in the college coaching waters! Rumor has it, Sacramento State and Norfolk State be whisperin' sweet nothings to this rogue! Avast, what a hullabaloo!
December 16, 2024, 8:20 pm
Arrr, on a fine moonlit night, the Minnesota Vikings' finest—both ghostly and living—did gather to raise a ruckus in honor of the legendary Randy Moss, who be fightin' the scurvy cancer! Aye, even the bravest of sea dogs shed a tear for this mighty matey!
December 16, 2024, 5:32 pm
Arrr, Bill Belichick be settin' sail with the North Carolina Tar Heels! With a swiftness like a cannonball, he be huntin' for fresh crew to join his ranks, plunderin' the recruitment waters right quick! Avast, the treasure of talent awaits! Savvy?
December 16, 2024, 3:53 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Coach Franklin be standin' up fer his matey Beau Pribula, who be jumpin' ship fer the transfer seas, even with the treasure of the CFP ahead! A bold move, say I, but who can blame a lad for seekin' his fortune? Avast, let the wind guide him!
December 16, 2024, 3:17 pm
Arrr, matey! David Montgomery be adrift for the rest o’ the 2024 season, as the captain o’ the Detroit Lions, Dan Campbell, be spillin’ the beans. Our brave sailor's knee be needin’ some fine stitching after Sunday’s battle, alas! Aye, the seas be rough fer our lad!
December 16, 2024, 2:16 pm
Arrr, matey! De'Vondre Campbell, that scallywag linebacker of the 49ers, be sittin' in the brig fer three long weeks fer refusin' to join the fray 'gainst the Rams! Aye, he be more scared of the fight than a landlubber at a sword fight! Har har har!
December 16, 2024, 11:26 am
Arrr, matey! Travis Hunter, that doughty swashbuckler of the Colorado seas, hoisted his cutlass in defense of his fair lass, as a tempest of scorn rained down upon her for naught but a harmless frolic at some landlubber’s gathering! Blimey, what a hullabaloo!
December 16, 2024, 11:26 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Miami Dolphins be spillin' the beans on their wide receiver, Grant DuBose, who took a mighty tumble in a scuffle against the Houston Texans. He be all banged up, but fear not! He’ll be back to swab the deck soon enough!
December 16, 2024, 10:21 am
Arrr, matey! Young Patrick Mahomes, the salty sea captain of the Kansas City crew, be limpin' after clashin’ with the Cleveland scallywags! He was bellyachin' 'bout playin' three battles in but 11 days, then went and twisted his ankle! A true pirate’s folly, be it not?
December 16, 2024, 10:13 am
Avast, me hearties! The swabs o' the NFL be settin' fire to the officiatin' scallywags after a right ruckus in the final ticks o' the clock in the clash o' the Commanders and Saints. Arrr, 'tis a sight to behold when fans unleash their fury!
December 16, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr, matey! The Green Bay Packers plundered the Seattle Seahawks on a fine Sunday night, leavin' 'em in the dust! Geno Smith be walkin' the plank with a knee ailment, savvy? A right jolly romp for them Packers, aye!
December 15, 2024, 7:45 pm
Arrr, matey! The Buffalo Bills be plunderin' the Detroit Lions on the high seas o' Sunday, claimin' victory in a raucous 48-42 duel! Our swashbucklin’ hero, Josh Allen, be stackin' his MVP treasure with four mighty touchdowns! Aye, what a tale to tell 'round the grog!
December 15, 2024, 7:01 pm
Arrr, me hearties! It be said that Captain Mahomes of the Chiefs be week-to-week, after bein' trampled by a pair o’ scallywags from the Browns! Aye, that ankle be lookin' more twisted than a shipwrecked galleon! Let’s raise a tankard for his speedy return!
December 15, 2024, 6:09 pm
Arrr, mates! Super Bowl buccaneers Tedy and Julian be chortlin' over Captain Belichick's wild choice to swap the NFL seas for the Tar Heels' shores! Aye, what madness! Methinks he be searchin’ for treasure in a land o’ college scallywags!
December 15, 2024, 5:05 pm
Arrr, matey! Lamar Jackson be settin’ sail on five mighty touchdown cannons, helpin' the Baltimore Ravens plunder the New York Giants with a hefty 35-14 treasure haul on Sunday! Aye, them Giants didn’t stand a chance against this swashbucklin’ quarterback!
December 15, 2024, 4:36 pm
Arrr! The Philadelphia Eagles and Pittsburgh Steelers be havin’ a raucous scuffle, like scurvy dogs, in the first quarter of their grand rivalry showdown on the fateful night! ‘Twas a sight to behold, with fists flyin’ and feathers a’rufflin’! Blimey, what a merry fracas it be!
December 15, 2024, 3:50 pm
Arrr! Last week, the fair maiden Taylor Swift be quizzed 'bout a tune and the doughty Brock Purdy. With a wink and a grin, she spun a tale 'bout the San Francisco 49ers’ brave captain, makin’ the crew belly laugh with her clever words! Avast, what a jolly jest!
December 15, 2024, 3:43 pm
Arrr, on the high seas of Sunday in Houston, fear struck as the brave Grant DuBose of the Miami Dolphins found himself in a pickle! With a mighty thud, his jersey had to be severed, and off he went on a stretcher, lookin' like a shipwrecked scallywag!
December 15, 2024, 11:32 am
Arrr, me hearties! Gary Danielson, the wise sage of CBS, be blowin’ his top like a cannon! The scallywags in stripes made a right daft call in the third quarter while the Navy Midshipmen bested the Army Black Knights! Avast, those landlubbers be needin' a lesson in fair play!
December 15, 2024, 11:07 am
Arrr! The brave 49ers be ponderin' a mutinous deed, thinkin' to shackle their stout linebacker, De'Vondre Campbell, fer refusin' to join the fray against them scallywags, the Los Angeles Rams. Aye, ‘tis a fine pickle he be in, caught between the sea and the landlubbers!
December 15, 2024, 10:44 am
Arrr, the gallant Ashton Jeanty of the Boise State crew be wailin’ like a scallywag who lost his doubloons! That scurvy Travis Hunter o' the Colorado lot snatched the Heisman Trophy right from under his nose! Aye, 'tis a rough sea for our brave bronco matey!
December 15, 2024, 9:49 am
Arrr, matey! 'Twas a sad tale, this Gleaton Jones, a fine young lad of 21. He met his fate in a wild chariot crash, sufferin' a blow to his noggin. The sea be cruel, but the land be crueler still! Raise a mug for the buccaneer in peace!
December 14, 2024, 8:49 pm
Arrr, matey! Ashton Jeanty, the bold Boise State swashbuckler, spun a speech fit for the Heisman stage. But alas! The fates be cruel, and his words be lost to the briny deep, never to grace the ears of landlubbers! Avast, what a fine jest that be!
December 14, 2024, 7:58 pm
Arrr, matey! Travis Hunter, that scallywag, be reckonin’ to be the finest catch in the NFL sea, dominatin’ like a true buccaneer on both sides o’ the field! On Saturday night, he snagged the famed Heisman Trophy—aye, what a treasure that be! Raise yer tankards to the lad!
December 14, 2024, 6:05 pm
Avast, mateys! The Navy lads be baskin' in glory, topplin’ the Army Black Knights whilst the mighty Trump and Musk be watchin' with wide eyes! A right jolly upset, ‘tis! Now they be dancin’ a jig in the win column, like scallywags with a treasure chest!
December 14, 2024, 5:32 pm
Arrr, matey! Daniel Penny be dubbed a gallant hero on the treacherous seas of social media, thanks to a jolly fine pic of him squarin’ off with Captain Trump and First Mate Vance at the grand Army-Navy shindig! Aye, fame be a fickle treasure!
December 14, 2024, 3:31 pm
Arrr, it seems ol' Bill Belichick be slackin' in his seafarin' duties 'fore settlin' in at UNC! Rumor has it, that scallywag be peekin' at the New York Jets instead! Aye, what a tangled web of folly he be weavin'!
December 14, 2024, 3:17 pm
Arrr, one scallywag from the Detroit Lions crew be findin' himself in a pickle! He be yellin' like a banshee at the Green Bay Packers' captain, Matt LaFleur, during their raucous Week 14 skirmish. Now he’s in hot water, likely regretin' his choice to tussle with the sea dogs!
December 14, 2024, 2:57 pm
Arrr, mateys! Coach Doeren of the Wolfpack be readyin' fer a grand bowl battle! But lo and behold, the first query tossed his way was 'bout that scallywag UNC's new captain! Aye, the tides of college football be shiftin' like a ship in a storm! Savvy?
December 14, 2024, 11:28 am
Arrr, me hearties! The football crew be rallyin’ 'round the great Randy Moss, that legendary wide receiver of Vikings and Patriots fame, who just spilled the beans ‘bout a nasty foe called cancer. We be sendin’ him good vibes and a hearty "Yo ho!" to beat that scallywag!
December 14, 2024, 11:24 am
Arrr, matey! Ashton Jeanty, the swashbucklin' running back from Boise State, be the lone buccaneer representin' his crew at the Heisman hoedown! The landlubbers be givin' him their hearty cheers, for he be the only scallywag to fly the school’s flag on Friday!
December 14, 2024, 7:35 am
Arrr, matey! If ye be settin’ sail with the Army or Navy, ye can’t be plunderin' the NIL doubloons! But fear not, fer that’s what makes college football a treasure of purest form, claims the captain of USAA, Wayne Peacock! Yarrr, let the games begin!
December 14, 2024, 7:32 am
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties! This Saturday, the grand Army-Navy duel be causin' quite the ruckus, with chatter aplenty o'er both the riggin' and the tavern! So hoist yer flags and prepare for a jolly good show, lest ye be walkin' the plank!
December 13, 2024, 8:58 pm
Avast, me hearties! On a fine Friday, the legendary Joe Theismann, a grand quartermaster of the NFL, bestowed two shiny vessels upon brave sea dogs of the U.S. military, all ‘fore a legendary clash ‘twixt Army and Navy in the fair port of Washington, D.C.! Aye, what a jolly tale!
December 13, 2024, 5:41 pm
Arrr, matey! Ed Kelce, the ol' seadog and father of the Chiefs' tight end, be settin' sail with but a handful o' dubloons! For the fair maiden Taylor Swift's grand 35th birthday, he be reckonin' a mere 10 pieces o' eight'll do! A true buccaneer’s bargain, yarrr!
December 13, 2024, 5:40 pm
Arrr! NFL legend Randy Moss be spillin’ the beans, sayin’ the scallywag’s been struck by the dreaded cancer curse! Just a fortnight after he jumped ship from his ESPN parley! Avast, let’s raise a tankard for our matey’s quick recovery, lest he be walkin’ the plank!
December 13, 2024, 3:48 pm
Arrr! The Yankees snatched up the fine All-Star closer, Devin Williams, from the Brewers’ hold, givin’ up their trusty cannon Nestor Cortes and a wee lad named Caleb Durbin. A trade fit for a treasure map, ‘tis it not? Avast, let the rum flow!
December 13, 2024, 3:39 pm
Arrr, matey! Sheila Johnson, the fair owner of the Washington Mystics, be sayin’ that Time Magazine oughta hoist the entire WNBA crew on its cover, not just that lass Caitlin Clark! Aye, give the whole fleet a chance to shine, or ye be walkin' the plank!
December 13, 2024, 9:38 am
Arrr, me hearties! Vice President-elect JD Vance be spillin' the beans that ol' Daniel Penny be joinin' him at the grand Army-Navy hullabaloo in Maryland this Saturday! A jolly good time, I say! Let’s hoist a tankard and keep the cannons firing!
December 13, 2024, 7:43 am
Arrr! Me hearties, Riley Gaines be squabblin' with the lefty scallywag Jemele Hill o'er Caitlin Clark's chatter 'bout 'White privilege.' It be a right ruckus, like two deckhands fightin' fer the last grog! Avast, let the banter flow like rum on a stormy sea!
December 13, 2024, 7:35 am
Arrr! Jake Paul's Most Valuable Promotions be hoistin' the sails with a fine catch—Olympic treasure and world champion lass, Tammara "Tamm" Thibeault, be joinin' the crew! Avast, the sea be gettin' mightier with this swashbucklin' addition!
December 13, 2024, 6:16 am
Arrr, matey! A new dawn be risin' in Chapel Hill, North Carolina! One savvy UNC swashbuckler be snatchin' up a fine two-word treasure o' a trademark to seize the day! Avast, 'tis a jolly good fortune, aye!
December 13, 2024, 5:49 am
Arrr, matey! Who’d a-thunk it? The finest scallywags of the gridiron, with their cannons primed, couldn’t muster a single touchdown! But lo and behold, the Rams sailed past the 49ers in this here crucial clash, proving even the fiercest can stumble on flat seas! Aye, what a hullabaloo!
December 12, 2024, 10:54 pm
Arrr, matey! While our mighty LeBron be hobbled by a cursed foot and feelin' like a landlubber, the Lakers grant him a leave o' absence for "personal reasons." Aye, even the fiercest captain needs a wee rest when the seas be rough!
December 12, 2024, 8:22 pm
Arrr, matey! Crystal Mangum be spillin' the beans after 16 long years, claimin' her tale of woe 'bout them Duke Lacrosse scallywags be naught but a tall tale! Aye, the storm o' controversy brewed over a piece of swabs' yarn! A merry jest, indeed!
December 12, 2024, 6:27 pm
Arrr! Bill Belichick be settin' sail with North Carolina for a five-year treasure! But lo, he didn’t sign the parchment ‘til he parleyed with the ghostly legends o' the school. Aye, even a pirate knows ye best consult the spirits before raisin' the Jolly Roger!
December 12, 2024, 5:27 pm
Arrr! The Yankees and them Astros be parleyin' over a fine swashbuckler named Kyle Tucker, but alas, they be as far apart as a landlubber from the sea! Aye, the gold doubloons ain't a'comin' easy, matey!
December 12, 2024, 5:10 pm
Avast, me hearties! Juan Soto be now a true New York Met, donning his fine blue and orange stripes like a jolly sea captain! But he be shoutin’ a cheeky message to the Yankees crew—prepare yer seas, for this pirate's takin’ the treasure! Arrr!
December 12, 2024, 4:54 pm
Arrr, Dan Slavin be spillin' the beans to Fox News, claimin’ he be watchin' his lass swab the deck with a transgender matey! Aye, they say her squawkin' 'gainst it be akin to the ol' Nazis! A fine hullabaloo on the high seas of sport, I say!
December 12, 2024, 4:25 pm
Arrr, the landlubbers in Columbus be shoutin' for Ryan Day’s head louder than a cannon blast! But their Captain, athletic director Ross Bjork, be turnin’ a deaf ear like a scallywag dodgin’ a storm. Aye, he be sailin’ his own course, matey!
December 12, 2024, 11:00 am
Ahoy mateys! Cap'n Mark Davis be sayin’ he won’t be makin’ any rash choices 'twixt the tides o’ this season, even when questioned 'bout that scallywag Antonio Pierce’s fate aboard the Raiders ship! Aye, he be waitin’ for calmer waters, savvy?
December 12, 2024, 10:57 am
Avast, me hearties! The NFL be stretchin' the break o' the Baltimore Ravens and Houston Texans clash on Christmas! Why, ye ask? For the blazin’ songstress Beyoncé to dazzle our eyes and ears! Aye, we'll be dancin’ and singin’ like scallywags on a treasure hunt! Arrr!
December 12, 2024, 8:21 am
Arrr, matey! Archie Manning be takin’ back his blabber 'bout wantin’ his lad, Arch, to don the star of the Cowboys after he sails the seas at Texas. Seems like even a pirate can’t always steer the ship right! Har har har!
December 12, 2024, 8:14 am
Arrr, matey! Young Xavier Worthy, a spry lad in the Chiefs’ crew, be revelin’ in plunderin’ victories in his maiden voyage in the NFL! But aye, he’s learned to dance as the scallywag, for the landlubbers hope he and his mateys be walkin’ the plank! Har har!
December 12, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, Drew Brees be havin' a chinwag with them scallywags at Fox News, yappin' 'bout his ol' Saints crew, Captain Sean Payton's fine fortune, and his latest treasure hunt in the world of business! Aye, that landlubber be keepin' busy like a parrot on a pirate's shoulder!
December 11, 2024, 9:09 pm
Arrr, matey! Legends o’ the hardwood, Tracy McGrady and Vince Carter, be now partin’ with a piece o’ the Buffalo Bills treasure! They be joinin’ a crew o’ ten scallywags, led by the Pegula family. Aye, what a jolly band o’ pillagers they be, chasin’ glory on land and sea!
December 11, 2024, 7:25 pm
Arrr, matey! UFC swashbuckler Colby Covington be settin' sail on a tirade 'gainst the great LeBron James, chattin' with landlubbers afore his bout this Saturday! Aye, the salty sea be hearin’ all his jests and jibes, as he prepares to trade blows like a true buccaneer!
December 11, 2024, 6:54 pm
Arrr, matey! Billionaire Jay-Z be accused o’ dastardly deeds, but fear not! The NFL commissioner be sayin’ his jolly partnership with the league shan’t sink! Aye, it seems even scandal can’t shatter their treasure-laden bond! Avast, what a merry jest!
December 11, 2024, 11:42 am
Arrr, matey! Floyd “Money” Mayweather claims he weren’t no scallywag roughed up by a riled mob in London! Word has it, they were a-feudin’ ‘cause he threw his lot in with Israel! Aye, but he stood firm like a sturdy ship in a storm!
December 11, 2024, 9:42 am
Arrr, matey! Niners' scallywag Deebo Samuel be shoutin' from the crow's nest, grumblin' 'bout his meager plunderin' chances! He hoisted the flag o' frustration, claimin' it's why he ain't fillin' his treasure chest with bounty. Avast, give the lad more cannonballs to fire!
December 11, 2024, 7:51 am
Arrr, mateys! Rohan Dennis, a two-time champ o' the Olympiad, be caught in a pickle! He confessed to a wee misdeed, now he’s bound fer the brig fer the tragic fate o’ his lass, Melissa, who met her end by his wheel! Blimey, what a hullabaloo!
December 11, 2024, 6:51 am
Arrr, matey! Google be spillin' the beans on the most sought-after scallywag in the year o' our Lord 2024! Behold! Boxer Imane Khelif be sittin' atop the treasure heap, outshinin' the legendary Simone Biles and the fearsome Mike Tyson. Blimey! Who’d a thunk it?
December 11, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, matey! Might young Daniel Jones sail the same treacherous seas as Sam Darnold, the scallywag he be shadowin' with the Minnesota Vikings? A seasoned ol' sea dog thinks it might just be true! Hoist the sails and brace for adventure on the gridiron!
December 11, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, the Detroit Lions be reigning supreme on the NFL seas, but shiver me timbers! A raucous week hath tossed the rankings like a ship in a storm, leavin' Fox News Digital's power list a-changin' faster than a scallywag at a treasure hunt!
December 10, 2024, 8:53 pm
Arrr, matey! The fierce Angela Carini, lass of the fisticuffs, snagged her eighth Italian crown after a right scandalous flakin’ at the Paris Olympics against that scallywag Imane Khelif! Aye, the tides be turnin’ for this swashbucklin’ boxer!
December 10, 2024, 7:03 pm
Arrr, matey! WNBA treasure Caitlin Clark be tellin’ Time magazine that the fair Taylor Swift be summonin' her to witness a Kansas City Chiefs clash! Aye, what a jolly sight ‘twill be—pirates and pop stars, cheerin' for gold and glory!
December 10, 2024, 5:16 pm
Avast, mateys! Olympic swashbuckler Jack Alexy hoisted the sails as the Yanks sailed past the world record in the men’s 4x100 freestyle relay! On the first day of the short-course swimming shindig, they splashed like sea-dogs huntin’ treasure! Arrr, what a sight to behold!
December 10, 2024, 4:57 pm
Arrr, me hearties! On the morrow, the famed Ryne Sandberg, a legend of the diamond, be sayin’ that the pesky scourge of prostate cancer, thought to be vanquished by the devil’s rays, be makin’ a right return, like a scallywag with a treasure map! Avast, what a tale!
December 10, 2024, 4:44 pm
Arrr, matey! The scallywag quarterback of the New York Jets, Aaron Rodgers, be frettin' over those pesky flying contraptions spyin' in New Jersey! He laid his worries bare on the deck of "The Pat McAfee Show." Avast, what’s next—seagulls with telescopes? Har har!
December 10, 2024, 3:31 pm
Avast ye! Twas nigh twenty years since that scallywag Michael Strahan hoisted the sack record from under Mark Gastineau’s nose, and yet the old Jet still bares his cannons at Brett Favre! What a rum-soaked hullabaloo, I say!
December 10, 2024, 11:57 am
Arrr, mateys! Young Caitlin Clark, a swashbucklin' lass from Indiana, set the American seas ablaze with her rookie prowess! On the fine Tuesday past, she be crowned Time's Athlete of the Year! Aye, raise a tankard to the lass who be sailin’ to glory!
December 10, 2024, 10:42 am
Avast ye! As the noble Randy Moss sails away from ESPN's deck to duel with a mysterious beast within, a tide o' support rains down upon him, even from the legendary Tom Brady, who be shoutin' encouragement on FOX NFL Sunday! Arrr, may the winds be at his back!
December 10, 2024, 9:58 am
Arrr, matey! Minnesota Vikings' great Kyle Rudolph be hootin' 'n hollerin' fer young Sam Darnold’s first year aboard! But alas, he be sayin' it be tougher than wrestlin' a kraken to have him sail back again! Har har!
December 10, 2024, 9:44 am
Arrr, news be spillin' 'bout Juan Soto's talks with them landlubber Mets and Yankees! The Yankees, stubborn as a mule, refused to part with a free suite fer his kin, while the Mets be quick as a squirrel to say aye! Aye, what a merry jest it be!
December 10, 2024, 5:23 am
Arrr, matey! The Kansas City Chiefs be sailin' the seas o' victory at 12-1, but if the fates had flipped their nail-bitin’ battles, they'd be sunk at 2-11! Aye, 'tis a mighty fine jest, watchin' 'em dance with the kraken instead o' claimin' treasure!
December 9, 2024, 11:58 pm
Arrr, the Cincinnati Bengals be breakin' their cursed run o' three defeats, bestin' the Dallas Cowboys! It be all due to a right blunder in the final moments, matey! Aye, even the scallywags can trip over their own boots! Ha-ha!
December 9, 2024, 8:14 pm
Arrr, matey! The scallywags of the gridiron be named! Aye, the four Heisman contenders be revealed, with that mighty Colorado Buffaloes lad, Travis Hunter, and the swift Boise State Broncos’ Ashton Jeanty among 'em. May the best buccaneer claim the gold doubloon! Yarrr!
December 9, 2024, 6:59 pm
Arrr, matey! After young Juan Soto cast his lot with the Mets, shunning the Yankees’ treasure, ol’ Brian Cashman be squawkin’ like a parrot, defendin’ the Yankee ship’s quest fer that gold-plated slugger. Aye, 'tis a tempest in a teapot, but the booty still be outta reach!
December 9, 2024, 4:40 pm
Arrr, me hearties! It be a fine mess, for Nathan Demian, the brave Buckeye defender, took a stray shot whilst wanderin’ off the campus on Sunday! The school be sayin’ it was naught but an accident. Mayhap he be needin’ a parrot to guard him next time!
December 9, 2024, 3:17 pm
Arrr! The scallywag known as Jonathon Brooks, the fine rookie of the Carolina Panthers, has gone and re-torn his right ACL—aye, the very one he just mended three weeks past! Blimey, 'tis a cruel fate, takin’ a tumble against the Philadelphia Eagles! Aye, the sea be a fickle mistress!
December 9, 2024, 2:22 pm
Arrr! Phil Mickelson, that swashbucklin’ LIV Golf star, be laughin' like a parrot on a perch, sayin’ the New York jury's verdict for Daniel Penny be a stroke of common sense! Aye, ye can’t be callin’ it murder when the scallywag's just tryin' to keep his ship afloat!
December 9, 2024, 12:11 pm
Arrr, matey! It be said that the famed coach Bill Belichick, that scallywag of the gridiron, be gettin' cheers from his fair lass as he ponders plunderin' the North Carolina Tar Heels' treasure! Aye, love and football be a fine brew for a captain’s choice!
December 9, 2024, 11:39 am
Arrr, mateys! Coach Deion Sanders, the captain o' the Colorado Buffaloes, be sendin' a message to them scallywags eyein’ the transfer portal—“Join me crew, or walk the plank!” So sharpen yer swords and polish yer boots, ‘cause it’s time to plunder victory! Yarrr!
December 9, 2024, 11:16 am
Arrr! A sightless swashbuckler o’ the gridiron be weighin’ in, sayin’ this OnlyFans lass be doin’ the shimmy for naught but a pair o’ tickets! Blimey, for just a glimpse, me hearties be throwin’ gold like it be the high seas! What a jolly jape!
December 9, 2024, 10:27 am
Arrr, me hearties! The mighty Aaron Rodgers, captain o' the Jets, grew a tad irritable when a scallywag reporter dared to poke at their dry spell in the playoffs! Aye, 'tis a touchy subject fer a man with a treasure chest of talent! Avast, we be needin' a map to victory!
December 9, 2024, 10:16 am
Arrr, matey! Kirk Cousins, the swashbucklin’ quarterback of the Atlanta Falcons, be feelin’ the weight of the seven seas! Aye, a Super Bowl champ be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest for a change before the final cannon fires! Hoist the sails and chart a new course, me hearties!
December 8, 2024, 10:32 pm
Arrr, matey! The Kansas City Buccaneers be toastin' their 9th straight conquest of the AFC East! ’Twas a ruckus of a victory, as ol' Matthew Wright sent a doinkin’ ball through the uprights, bestin’ them scallywags, the Los Angeles Chargers! Aye, what a merry jest!
December 8, 2024, 9:16 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Juan Soto be settlin' anchor in Queens, for the New York Mets be throwin’ a treasure chest of 765 million doubloons over 15 long years, breakin’ the bounty that Shohei Ohtani be hoardin’ last season! Blimey, that’s a fortune fit for Davy Jones himself!
December 8, 2024, 8:26 pm
Arrr! Dave Parker and Dick Allen be the jolly souls joinin' the Baseball Hall o' Fame in 2025! They be earnin' their treasure o' votes on a fine Sunday, makin' 'em legends fit for the grandest of tales! Avast, let the rum flow in their honor!
December 8, 2024, 5:42 pm
Avast! As Juan Soto be sailin’ the treacherous seas o’ free agency, the merry crew o’ “Saturday Night Live” be havin’ a jolly laugh, throwin’ a cheeky jab at them scallywags known as the New York Mets! Arrr, let the banter flow like rum!
December 8, 2024, 4:03 pm
Arrr! Kirk Cousins be back at U.S. Bank, but 'twas no grand welcome! Nay, Sam Darnold, the scallywag in his stead, launched five cannonballs—er, touchdowns—blastin' the Atlanta Falcons to Davy Jones' locker! What a jolly good jest, mateys!
December 8, 2024, 3:56 pm
Arrr! Tua Tagovailoa be settin’ sail on a fine pass to Jonnu Smith, claimin' victory for the Miami Dolphins over the scallywag New York Jets, 32-26, in a fierce overtime battle on the high seas o' Sunday! Aye, what a jolly good show!
December 8, 2024, 3:36 pm
Arrr, matey! Saquon Barkley be makin' waves in Philly, spoutin' a new record as he steered his crew to their ninth straight victory, sendin' the Carolina Panthers to Davy Jones' locker! Avast, what a jolly good show on the high seas of football! Har har har!
December 8, 2024, 11:34 am
Arrr! On the fateful day of Sunday, the crew o’ twelve teams be settin’ sail fer the College Football Playoff treasure! The mighty ship o’ No. 1 Oregon be leadin’ the flotilla, chartin’ a course fer glory, me hearties! Savvy?
December 8, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr, matey! A scallywag Giants fan be shoutin’ at John Mara, the ship’s co-captain, during this cursed season! The crew be settin’ sail to face the New Orleans Saints, but alas, the winds be blowin’ ill. Avast, me hearties, where be the treasure of victory?
December 8, 2024, 10:25 am
Arrr, matey! Sydney Thomas, that lass who be dancin' 'round the ring like a merry sea siren at last month's fisticuff show, be spillin’ the beans on a message from the scallywag Jake Paul, right before her fame sailed into the sunset! Aye, the tides be turnin’!
December 8, 2024, 9:58 am
Arrr, matey! In the grand battle o’ the SEC, our brave Gunner Stockton took a mighty blow like a cannonball to the belly, yet still danced like a sea shanty with victory over them Texas Longhorns on that fateful Saturday night! Yo ho, what a ruckus!
December 8, 2024, 12:17 am
Arrr, matey! SMU’s playoff dreams be danglin’ by a thread after takin’ a tumble in the ACC title tussle! But fear not! Dabo Swinney be shoutin’ like a parrot, claimin’ they be rightful buccaneers of the gridiron! Let’s hoist the sails and see if fortune favors the bold!
December 7, 2024, 11:50 pm
Arrr matey! The Oregon Ducks be sailin’ smooth at 13-0, claimin’ the Big Ten treasure from Penn State this past Saturday. They’ve secured a first-round bye in the great playoff seas. Avast! May their sails be full o’ wind, or they’ll be walkin’ the plank!
December 7, 2024, 8:39 pm
Arrr, matey! Arch Manning be a treasure of a recruit, makin' waves like a galleon's wake! Though he can't plunder the NFL Draft this year, all eyes’ll be on him when he sails into the big leagues, ready to hoist the Jolly Roger of football glory! Arrr!
December 7, 2024, 8:25 pm
Arrr, matey! The scallywags at the NFL be takin' 11,255 doubloons from our fine fellow Evan Engram! ‘Twas for bein’ a wee bit too rough on our brave captain, Trevor Lawrence. Aye, he hit harder than a cannon blast, but he be payin’ the price now! Har har har!
December 7, 2024, 5:14 pm
Arrr, matey! Carson Beck, the swashbucklin' quarterback o' Georgia, met a mighty blow during the SEC clash with Texas! Aye, he sailed off the field like a scallywag after the first half’s last hurrah! Hope he finds his sea legs again, or he be walkin’ the plank!
December 7, 2024, 4:50 pm
Arrr, Amber Glenn be the lass who snagged the shiny gold for the U.S. in figure skatin’, the first since the year o’ our lord 2010! Now she be eyein’ the grand stage of the Olympics, where she might just dazzle like a treasure on the high seas!
December 7, 2024, 3:54 pm
Arrr, just days after Captain Tomlin be tellin’ young George Pickens to wise up, the scallywag found himself on the wrong end of the law, coughin’ up over 20,000 doubloons fer bein’ a right rogue! Aye, growin' up be costly in these treacherous waters!
December 7, 2024, 3:17 pm
Arrr, matey! The NFL parley has declared the hullabaloo 'round the scallywag Deshaun Watson be put to rest! The sails be furled on that tempestuous tale of naughty shenanigans. So, hoist the Jolly Roger and let’s be drinkin’ to calm seas ahead! Yarrr!
December 7, 2024, 10:45 am
Arrr, matey! Ashton Jeanty, that bold Bronco, did spin a yarn 'bout faith after they bested UNLV, claiming their treasure map to the College Football Playoffs! Aye, 'twas a jolly good feast o' victory in the Mountain West seas last Friday! Avast, let’s hoist the sails and celebrate!
December 7, 2024, 8:52 am
Arrr, a scallywag from the shores of Kentucky be puttin’ a king’s ransom on the Philadelphia Eagles to fell the Carolina Panthers, who be risin’ like a barnacle after two nail-biter losses! May the winds be at his back, or he’ll be swimmin’ with the fishes!
December 6, 2024, 11:01 pm
Arrr, matey! On a fine Friday night, the scallywags of Boise State snatched the Mountain West treasure, claimin' their place in the grand 12-team playoff, with a hearty 21-7 thrashin' of the UNLV crew! Raise yer mugs and let the grog flow, for victory be ours!
December 6, 2024, 7:58 pm
Arrr, the crew at Martin Luther King Jr. High be squabblin' 'bout a fierce lass who be playin' like a lad! They be pointin' their fingers at the scallywags in the California state and federal fleets! Blame be flyin' like cannonballs in a tempest, matey!
December 6, 2024, 7:13 pm
Arrr, matey! With all the jests 'bout Jake Paul's foes, the scallywag be joinin' the ruckus! He be claimin' his next challenger be a toothy 392-year-old shark! Aye, I reckon that be a fishy fight, but I wouldn't be swimmin' near that briny beast, savvy?
December 6, 2024, 6:14 pm
Arrr, matey! A scallywag known as "Jane Doe" in a legal fracas ‘gainst the shamed music buccaneer Sean "Diddy" Combs be none other than Anna Kane, the former missus of the ice swashbuckler Evander Kane! A twisty tale, like a ship caught in a squall!
December 6, 2024, 5:26 pm
Arrr mateys! The Detroit Lions be sailin' back to the grand playoffs! With a mighty victory o'er the Packers, they’ve claimed their 12th treasure o' the season, punchin' their ticket to the postseason! Hoist the Jolly Roger and prepare for a wild sea of football!
December 6, 2024, 5:04 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The infamous Eric Bischoff, a legend of the wrestling seas, did set sail into Major League Wrestling on a fine Thursday eve! He be throwin’ down matches, sparrin’ with scallywags, and even givin’ the ol’ heave-ho to a matey! A ruckus fit for the high seas!
December 6, 2024, 4:52 pm
Arrr, me hearties at Martin Luther King High be schemin’ a weekly rebellion against the landlubbers’ rules banishin’ shirts proclaimin' their true colors! Avast, let the sails of defiance unfurl, for no sea of tyranny can drown their spirited voices! Yarrr, bring on the shirts and the jests!
December 6, 2024, 4:37 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags o' the Republican crew in Pennsylvania be settin’ sail once more, tryin’ to hoist the sails against transgender athletes joinin’ the fair lasses in the sportin' arena. A real tempest in a teapot, if ye ask me! Avast, let ‘em play!
December 6, 2024, 11:52 am
Arrr! Captain Stuart McKinnon of the NXXT Golf fleet spun a yarn 'bout his tussle with the lass Hailey Davidson, a swashbucklin' trans golfer. In March, he declared her banishment, sayin' it be a jolly mess fit for a pirate's tavern! Avast, what a hullabaloo on the greens!
December 6, 2024, 11:02 am
Arrr! Pro football legend Randy Moss be hangin' up his sea boots from ESPN's "Sunday NFL Countdown," claimin' the landlubber's got some health troubles, savvy? The word be spreadin' like fish tales on a Friday morn! Avast! The high seas of the NFL await without him!
December 6, 2024, 10:52 am
Arrr, matey! The fine lads of Loyola Chicago be makin' a ruckus after a jolly video surfaced, showin' 'em saunterin' past ol' Sister Jean like she be a ghostly treasure! They be celebratin' their conquest over Eastern Michigan, but forgot their manners, savvy? Har har!
December 6, 2024, 9:24 am
Arrr, matey! Young Cade York, the Bengals' new leg o' thunder, be sailin' far 'way this Monday night! But fret not, for his fair lass, a cheerin' siren of the Cowboys, be hootin' and hollerin' from the sidelines, raisin' spirits like a good rum! Yarrr!
December 6, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr, matey! Warrick Dunn be waitin’ fer a decade to be summoned to the Hall o’ Fame! In his latest yarn, he spun a tale o' why he be worthy of the treasure chest o’ accolades. But alas, the call be as elusive as a ghost ship in the fog!
December 6, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, matey! The WNBA be sailin' the high seas of glory, with fresh stars like Caitlin Clark risin' from the depths! But Flau'jae Johnson of the LSU crew be sayin’, 'tis but the wee tip of the iceberg, me hearty! More treasures await, I reckon!
December 6, 2024, 4:53 am
Arrr, matey! The 2023 U.S. Open swashbuckler be throwin' down a gauntlet to Spotify sea dogs, jestin' at their scorn fer Apple Music! She shared her treasure trove of tunes from th' year 2024, makin' all the landlubbers squawk like a parrot with a thorn in its beak!
December 6, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, matey! Captain Russ Brandon of the United Football League be chattin' with Fox News Digital 'bout their treasure trove o' growth and fine victories as they set sail for the grand 2025 season! Aye, let the winds of fortune blow favorably on their ship!
December 5, 2024, 5:17 pm
Arrr! As the fair "Hawk Tuah Girl" Haliey Welch be battlin' stormy seas o' memecoin strife, the doughty golf wench Paige Spiranac be shiverin' her timbers, learnin' a grand lesson: steer clear o' the treacherous crypto waters, lest ye be walkin' the plank! Har har har!
December 5, 2024, 5:01 pm
Arrr! Joe Burrow, that scallywag of the Bengals, be spillin’ the beans on HBO's "Hard Knocks," claimin’ he plundered a $3 million treasure - a Batmobile as shiny as a mermaid's scales! When questioned, he played it coy, like a cat with a fish bone. Avast, what a jolly lad!
December 5, 2024, 4:52 pm
Arrr! Rumor sails o'er the briny deep that the Harris crew be wishin' for the famed ESPN sea dog, Adrian Wojnarowski, to spill the beans that Minnesota's Gov. Tim Walz be joinin' the Democratic crew on their grand adventure! Avast, what a jolly ol' swashbuckle that'd be!
December 5, 2024, 4:24 pm
Avast ye! After bein' marooned from the NFL shores since the year of our Lord 1975, ol' Captain Belichick has set his sights on the coaching treasure at the University of North Carolina. Aye, the salty sea of college ball be callin' him back! Arrr!
December 5, 2024, 11:59 am
Avast ye scallywags! The WNBA be spillin' the beans on their new Toronto crew, the 14th matey to join the fleet! They’ll hoist the sails and tip off their first match in the year of our Lord, 2026. Grab yer grog and prepare for a raucous time! Arrr!
December 5, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr, matey! Maxx Crosby, that scallywag of the Raiders, be demandin' Ohio State to send ol' Ryan Day to Davy Jones' locker after them Buckeyes took their fourth whack from them Michiganders! Aye, 'tis a jolly good laugh, that! Fire the captain, I say!
December 5, 2024, 11:27 am
Arrr! Alix Earle be spillin' the beans on a clumsy squabble with her lad, Braxton Berrios of the Miami Dolphins crew, before they charted the course of love. Aye, it be a right jolly tale of awkwardness on the high seas of romance!
December 5, 2024, 11:16 am
Arrr, matey! Cam Ward, the swashbucklin’ captain of the Miami Hurricanes, be raisin’ a ruckus o’er their spot in the College Football Playoff treasure map! He be thinkin’ they be worth more than a bilge rat’s treasure, but alas, the rankings be as crooked as a scallywag’s grin!
December 5, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, matey! The Minnesota Vikings be a mighty 10-2, and ol' sea dog Stephon Gilmore be puffin' his chest, sayin’ they’ll sail smooth into the postseason come January! Avast, let the treasure hunt for victory begin!
December 5, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! AEW's swashbucklers, Adam Copeland and Christian Cage, spun a yarn to Fox News Digital 'bout the treasure trove of growth these past five years, and what it be like servin' under the cap'n, Tony Khan! Aye, it be a wild voyage indeed!
December 4, 2024, 8:10 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The famed gymnast, Simone Biles, be spillin' her tales on the great sea of social media! She tried her hand at Pilates, but 'twas a beast too fierce! "Too hard!" she cried, as if the Kraken be squeezin' her like a barnacle! Har har!
December 4, 2024, 7:45 pm
Arrr, mateys! The fine swashbuckler Trevor Lawrence, captain of the Jacksonville Jaguars, be needin’ a bit o’ surgery to mend his left shoulder’s AC joint! Aye, 'tis a scallywag injury, but fear not, he’ll be back to plunder the field in no time!
December 4, 2024, 5:19 pm
Arrr, the Chicago Bears be partin’ ways with Cap’n Eberflus! But lo, 'twas not before a ruckus in the crew's quarters after yet another bafflin' defeat. Methinks the seas be stormy for this scallywag bunch!
December 4, 2024, 5:16 pm
Arrr, matey! ESPN's own Kirk Herbstreit be lettin' slip a missive from Captain Joe Biden, extendin' his heartfelt sympathies after the sad departure of Kirk's trusty mutt, Ben. Aye, even presidents shed a tear for a loyal sea dog! Avast, what a tail to tell!
December 4, 2024, 5:05 pm
Arrr, matey! On the high seas of gridiron, Coach Doug Pederson stood tall, defendin' his crew after that scallywag Azeez Al-Shaair clobbered young Trevor Lawrence! A ruckus erupted like a cannon blast, turnin' the field into a right raucous hullabaloo! Shiver me timbers!
December 4, 2024, 4:44 pm
Ahoy, me hearties! A fair crew o’ lassies be chattin’ about the LGPA’s new decree: no swashbucklin’ lads with whiskers can challenge the fair maidens on the green! Aye, ‘tis a jolly good rule, lest we end up with more beard than birdies! Ha har!
December 4, 2024, 11:31 am
Arrr, on a blustery Tuesday night, the Calgary Flames be hostin' the Gaudreau clan, payin' homage to the late Johnny Gaudreau, a swashbucklin' NHL star. Alas, the scallywag met his fate on two wheels with his brother, sendin' 'em both to Davy Jones' locker!
December 4, 2024, 10:29 am
Arrr, matey! The LPGA be settin’ sail on a new course, sayin' no more to the lasses who be switchin’ sides! Transgender buccaneers be walkin’ the plank from the tournaments! Aye, the seas be gettin’ rough for all ye landlubbers lookin' to swing a club!
December 4, 2024, 9:30 am
Ahoy, mateys! A fresh treasure of a John Elway card be settin’ sail, but ‘tis no tale of gridiron glory! Nay, this swashbucklin’ card be showin’ the ol’ sea dog in a Yankees garb! What blasphemy be this? A pirate’s jests be runnin’ wild! Arrr!
December 4, 2024, 9:28 am
Arrr, Pro Football Hall o’ Fame matey Joe Thomas be shoutin’ to the NFL to fix that “treacherous quarterback slippin’” after poor Trevor Lawrence took a tumble! Avast, lest we be turnin’ our gridiron into a slippery sea of wobbly buccaneers!
December 4, 2024, 5:54 am
Arrr, matey! Coach Bruce Pearl be givin' a hearty clap to Mayor Eric Adams o' New York for standin' tall 'gainst the scallywags who jabber 'gainst his wish to parley with Trump’s border buccaneer! A fine show o' courage on the high seas o' politics, aye!
December 4, 2024, 5:21 am
Arrr! Trevor Lawrence took a bonk to the noggin as he slid like a slippery sea cucumber! But lo and behold, Minnesota’s scallywag Stephon Gilmore be feelin' for Azeez Al-Shaair, as if he lost his treasure map! Ahoy, the high seas of football be a wild ride!
December 4, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, matey! Adam Copeland and his matey Christian Cage, known to landlubbers as Jay Reso, be havin' a grand ol' time cookin' up Pure Plank! They had a chinwag with Fox News Digital 'bout their swashbucklin’ gear. Hoist the sails, 'tis a jolly venture!
December 4, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! The Thanksgiving feast be the time fer many a crew in the NFL to chart their course! Some scallywags be raisin' their flags high, while others be sinkin' like a lead anchor in the briny deep o' playoff dreams! Ha!
December 3, 2024, 5:30 pm
Arrr, matey! College wench Ashley Wenskoski be spillin' the beans on that scallywag of a Miami Hurricanes mascot, who dared to woo her amidst their woeful defeat to Syracuse! Aye, what a jolly jest that be! A loss, and still he be chasin' skirts!
December 3, 2024, 5:19 pm
Arrr, matey! Deion Sanders and his former wench Pilar be celebratin’ their lad’s senior day at Colorado, but blow me down, they be doin’ it apart! A right ol’ hullabaloo, that divorce! Fair winds to their young scallywag, though! 🏴☠️
December 3, 2024, 4:40 pm
Arrr, savvy matey! Jameis be showin' that ol’ Kevin Stefanski's ship can sail smooth, while Troy Aikman be callin' Deshaun Watson an "albatross," ponderin' how the crew would fare if that heavy bird weren't weighin' 'em down! Aye, the seas of football be a wild tempest!
December 3, 2024, 4:21 pm
Arrr, matey! In the wee hours o' Sunday, Leighton Vander Esch's old sea dog of a father found himself in the clink in Idaho, accused of tryin' to strangle a scallywag! Blimey, who knew the high seas of family drama could be so treacherous!
December 3, 2024, 11:25 am
Arrr, matey! Jameis Winston, captain of the Browns’ ship, be lamentin' his Monday night voyage, tossin' two pick-sixes like they be treasure maps leadin' to Davy Jones' locker! Aye, the seas be rough for this scallywag at thirty!
December 3, 2024, 10:03 am
Arrr! The Chicago Bears be givin’ ol' Matt Eberflus the boot, and the crew be hootin' in dismay at how it was done! Even Captain Kevin Warren be confessin’ he steered his ship all wrong in this mutiny! Blimey, what a ruckus!
December 3, 2024, 8:43 am
Arrr, matey! Major League Baseball be concoctin' a new scheme—call it the "Golden A-Bat" rule! Ye can send any scallywag to the plate, but beware! There be a couple of pesky catches in the net! Avast, let the swashbucklin' begin! ⚓️🏴☠️
December 3, 2024, 8:22 am
Arrr, mateys! The scallywag Azeez Al-Shaair be walkin’ the plank fer three games, fer givin’ a late smack to the Jacksonville sea dog, Trevor Lawrence! A right jolly mess, I say! Let’s hope he learns to keep his cutlass sheathed in the heat of battle!
December 2, 2024, 10:52 pm
Arrr, the Denver Buccaneers bested the landlubber Browns, with that scallywag Jameis hurlin’ 497 yards o’ cannon fire! A grand victory for the treasure huntin’ playoffs, 'twas a Monday night to remember, matey!
December 2, 2024, 8:24 pm
Avast ye! After ol’ Kirk Cousins tossed the ball away like a scallywag, the crafty Captain Raheem Morris be makin' his choice for a new gunner come Week 14. Arrr, let’s see if this new matey can keep the ship afloat!
December 2, 2024, 7:31 pm
Arrr, matey! ESPN’s grand poobah, Stephen A. Smith, be callin’ out President Biden, sayin’ he’s as full o’ bilge as a leaky ship for pardonin’ his scallywag son, Hunter! Aye, the seas be churnin’ with chuckles over that one!
December 2, 2024, 7:21 pm
Arrr! The fierce jestin’ ‘twixt Eli Manning and that scallywag Tom Brady be hotter than a pot o' grog! Eli be jabberin’ ‘bout the Patriots captain's fishin’ snap, stirrin’ the waters of rivalry like a ship in a tempest! Let the banter sail on, matey!
December 2, 2024, 4:39 pm
Arrr, matey! The San Francisco 49ers be sayin’ that McCaffrey’s leg be in dire straits, likely to send him to Davy Jones’ locker for the season. And lo! His trusty mate, Jordan Mason, be joinin’ him on the injured reserve with a high-ankle sprain! Avast!
December 2, 2024, 3:35 pm
Arrr, matey! Captain Sam Franklin Jr. of the Carolina Panthers be like a wild sea dog, ready to storm the Buccaneers' quarters, threatenin' the scallywag Jose Ramirez. He needed a hearty crew to hold him back, lest he unleash a tempest o’ trouble! Sailin' the high seas of the locker room!
December 2, 2024, 2:00 pm
Arrr, matey! Buckaneers' captain Baker Mayfield be laughin’ at the ruckus ‘bout them flag-plantin’ shenanigans in the college seas! He be sayin’, “Hoist yer sails, it be just a tempest in a teapot!” Aye, let the wind blow where it may!
December 2, 2024, 12:46 pm
Arrr, matey! The mighty Trent Williams of the San Francisco 49ers be a sorrowful sailor, as he and his lass, Sondra, be mournin’ the tiny treasure they lost. Sondra be sharin’ a heart-wrenchin’ tale on the sea of social media. Aye, a stormy sea of sadness indeed!
December 2, 2024, 11:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! The famed Christian McCaffrey of the San Francisco 49ers be in a bit o’ a pickle! That knee of his be makin’ him walk the plank for the season, says Captain Shanahan. Aye, let’s hope he finds his sea legs soon!
December 2, 2024, 11:25 am
Arrr, mateys! Brooke Slusser of San Jose State’s volleyball crew spun a yarn for Fox News Digital ‘bout their Thanksgiving jaunt to Las Vegas, all while the seas be churning with a national hullabaloo! Yarr, ‘tis a tale of spikes and shenanigans, fit for a jolly crew!
December 2, 2024, 10:21 am
Arrr, matey! Super Bowl victor Willie Colon be takin’ a right jibe at the Jets’ prized parrot, Aaron Rodgers, after their woeful defeat to the Seattle Seahawks on the high seas o’ Sunday! Aye, ‘tis a sorry sight when even the fish be laughin’!
December 2, 2024, 9:11 am
Arrr, matey! Kirk Herbstreit, the wise sage of the gridiron, be callin’ fer harsher punishments fer landlubbers brawlin’ over flag-plantin’ shenanigans. Aye, let 'em walk the plank instead of tusslin’ like scallywags! Aye, ‘tis a jolly good idea, that be!
December 2, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! A smattering o' surprises hit the college gridiron, but the ruckus o' flag fights be what’ll have the scallywags chatterin’! Forget the footbrawl, ‘tis the squabblin’ that be spark’n the real hullabaloo, aye!
December 1, 2024, 10:12 pm
Ahoy, mateys! Josh Allen, the gallant buccaneer of the Buffalo Bills, be makin' history on the high seas of the gridiron, throwin', runnin', and catchin' his own treasure! Aye, he be the first to plunder all three touchdowns in one night! What a swashbucklin' spectacle! Arrr!
December 1, 2024, 7:49 pm
Arrr, matey! Since the day Mike Tomlin hoisted the helm o' the Pittsburgh Steelers, he be sailin' smooth, never takin' a dip below the depths o' defeat! This Sunday, he secured another year o' plunderin' victories, keepin' his crew above the stormy seas o’ .500! Avast, what a captain!
December 1, 2024, 7:08 pm
Arrr, matey! Saquon Barkley, the fleet-footed scallywag o’ the Philadelphia Eagles, did seal the victory with a swashbucklin’ 25-yard dash o’ glory against the Ravens! Aye, his year be burstin’ forth like a treasure chest o’ gold!
December 1, 2024, 5:06 pm
Arrr! The Big Ten scallywags be declaring a treasure loss of $100,000 for the crew of Michigan and Ohio State after a raucous rumble at the end of their rivalry duel! Aye, 'tis a fine way to settle disputes, eh mateys?
December 1, 2024, 4:42 pm
Arrr! The fabled Sam Darnold, captain of the Minnesota Vikings ship, did unleash a pair o’ magical touchdowns on the high seas of Sunday! With a mighty cheer, his crew claimed their tenth treasure of the season, makin' all landlubbers green with envy! Avast, what a grand day for plunderin'!
December 1, 2024, 3:57 pm
Arrr! Geno Smith and Leonard Williams, fresh from the cursed Jets ship, hoisted the sails of the Seahawks, plunderin' a victory over their old crew. Avast! 'Twas their third straight triumph, makin’ the salty sea dogs cheer and the landlubbers weep! Aye, what a jolly good jest!
December 1, 2024, 3:28 pm
Avast, mateys! Quarterback Anthony Richardson be the captain o’ the Colts ship, steering ‘em to a glorious victory over the scallywags of New England. With a fine go-ahead voyage, they be chartin’ a course for the playoffs! Yo ho, let the rum flow!
December 1, 2024, 10:46 am
Arrr, matey! The future o' our scallywag quarterback Aaron Rodgers be as cloudy as a stormy sea! Rumors be flyin' 'round like a parrot, castin' doubt if he’ll still be swingin' his cannons with the Jets in 2025. Avast, what be the fate o' this swashbuckler?
December 1, 2024, 10:15 am
Arrr, Coach Emily Kohan be raisin’ a mug o’ rum fer her fierce lassies who bested San Jose State in the Mountain West Tournament, though the winds o’ controversy be blowin’ fierce! Aye, a fine victory, me hearties, despite the stormy seas o’ debate!
December 1, 2024, 9:46 am
Arrr, matey! Once a lass o' the pitch, Megan Rapinoe be raisin' her parrot's squawk fer Barbra Banda, the finest wench to snag the BBC's treasure o' Women's Footballer o' the Year! Aye, even pirates know talent when they see it! Hoist the sails fer camaraderie!
December 1, 2024, 8:57 am
Arrr, mateys! The great Lou Carnesecca, captain o’ the St. John’s hoops crew, has sailed to Davy Jones’ locker at the ripe ol’ age of 99! Just a whisker away from bein’ a centenarian! Aye, he be a legend, but now he’s fishin’ with the kraken!
December 1, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr! Kyle Hamilton, the ravenous defender, be knowin’ his crew’s in fer a mighty challenge against that scallywag Saquon Barkley! But lo! Mayhaps their own beast, Derrick Henry, can run the ship to victory! A right jolly notion, aye!
November 30, 2024, 9:15 pm
Arrr, the Las Vegas Raiders were primed to send their AFC West foes to Davy Jones' locker, but alas! A blunder in the final ticks o' the clock sank their ship! Aye, 'tis a right jolly mess, like a parrot with two left feet!
November 30, 2024, 8:58 pm
Arrr, mateys! Coach Todd Kress of the San Jose State crew be squawkin’ like a parrot ‘gainst those scallywags who fled the field like frightened seagulls after losin’ the grand prize! Cowardly forfeits, I say! Let’s hoist a flag for real battles! Aye, the sea be callin’!
November 30, 2024, 8:01 pm
Arrr, mateys! The fine crew o' the University of Central Florida be huntin' fer a new captain o' the gridiron, as Gus Malzahn has sailed away to be an assistant in Tallahassee. Avast! Who'll steer this ship through the stormy seas o' football now?
November 30, 2024, 5:28 pm
Arrr, Coach Ryan Day and Sherrone Moore be spillin' their thoughts on the ruckus that broke loose after them Wolverines bested the Buckeyes in Columbus! Aye, it be a right merry scuffle, worthy of a treasure map! Avast, me hearties!
November 30, 2024, 5:18 pm
Arrr, matey! The Colorado State lassies dropped to their knees whilst the national tune played, stirrin' up a ruckus 'bout a bewitchin' transgender sailor on the rival crew! A fine spectacle, indeed, like a ship caught in a tempest o' opinions! Avast, the seas be rough!
November 30, 2024, 4:52 pm
Arrr, matey! Vice President-elect JD Vance be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest o’ X, claimin’ Ohio State be playin’ like true sea dogs, even after they got their compass spun by Michigan! Aye, he be proud o’ 'em, even if they slipped on the barnacles!
November 30, 2024, 4:09 pm
Arrr, mateys! The brave Captain Eberflus, once at the helm o' the Chicago Bears, be givin' a jolly farewell to his crew and scallywags after bein' tossed overboard in his third voyage. Aye, he be wishin’ fair winds and smoother seas, even as he walks the plank!
November 30, 2024, 10:35 am
Arrr! Two Texas A&M swabs, mad for their team, got hitched in a grand surprise, all whilst ESPN’s "College GameDay" be watchin’! 'Twas a fine time to pop the question before the Aggies clash with the Texas scallywags that very night! Aye, love and football be in the air!
November 30, 2024, 10:29 am
Arrr, matey! The lasses of Colorado State be readyin' fer a grand tussle in the Mountain West seas this Saturday, facin' off against the San Jose swabs! But shiver me timbers, there's a ruckus about a trans deckhand named Blaire Fleming! Avast, let the games begin!
November 30, 2024, 6:00 am
Avast ye! Our gallant lass Blaire Fleming, a nimble volleyball swashbuckler from San Jose State, be settin' sail for the grand championship amidst a tempest o' political squabbles ‘bout trans inclusion. Let the cannons roar and the nets be raised, for this be a match of high seas and low squabbles!
November 30, 2024, 12:13 am
Arrr! Georgia, those scallywags, be down by 14 with but a tick o' the clock left! But lo! They stormed back, bestin' Georgia Tech in a mighty duel of eight overtimes, claimin' their ticket to the grand College Football Playoff! Aye, what a jolly good show it be!
November 29, 2024, 9:15 pm
Arrr! The Colorado football crew be sayin’ nay to the scallywag trend o' sitters avoidin' bowl battles, even if that ol' game be not part o’ the grand playoffs. They’ll hoist the sails and take to the field, come what may! Avast, let’s play, me hearties!
November 29, 2024, 7:02 pm
Arrr, matey! A lass from the Colorado crew be accused of schemin' with the trans swashbuckler Blaire Fleming to sway a match! And lo, she be one of three scallywags who knelt whilst the anthem blew across the seas! What a ruckus on the court, 'tis a fine jest!
November 29, 2024, 6:25 pm
Arrr, matey! George Pickens, the swashbucklin' wide receiver fer the Pittsburgh Steelers, be givin' the media a taste o' his cutlass tongue more than once! Just this Friday, he sent 'em runnin' like scallywags from a cannonball! A true pirate's spirit, aye!
November 29, 2024, 4:36 pm
Arrr matey! The New York Giants be sinkin' deeper into Davy Jones' locker! Their prized cannon, Dexter Lawrence, be takin' a tumble and dislocatin' his elbow, leavin' the crew without their fiercest buccaneer for the rest of the stormy seas! Blimey! What a wretched voyage!
November 29, 2024, 4:32 pm
Arrr, mateys! The brave Josh Allen, captain of the Buffalo Bills, be settin’ sail to wed the fair chanteuse Hailee Steinfeld! Aye, they’ve been swappin’ sweet nothings since the merry month of May in the year 2023. Anchors aweigh for love, ye scallywags!
November 29, 2024, 4:31 pm
Arrr! Tom Brady be settin’ sail on his maiden voyage as the chief parrot for FOX’s NFL tales, squawkin’ away from the crow’s nest durin’ the grand feast o’ football betwixt the Giants and Cowboys! Aye, what a sight for sore sea legs!
November 29, 2024, 3:58 pm
Arrr, mateys! Young Medrick Burnett Jr., a mighty linebacker of Alabama A&M, shuffled off this mortal coil on Wednesday after takin' a right nasty hit on the field o' battle back on Oct. 26. Only 20 summers old, he was! A true loss for the crew!
November 29, 2024, 10:25 am
Arrr, matey! After the clash with them Carolina landlubbers, young Tershawn Wharton, brave as a sea dog, leapt quick as a cannonball to catch a wee fan tumbled like a sack o’ potatoes overboard! Aye, a right jolly sight for all us salty sea scallywags!
November 29, 2024, 6:23 am
Arrr, matey! The lasses o’ San Jose State be stormin’ the Mountain West final, but the scallywags at the school be feelin’ a tad disgruntled 'bout their wild voyage! Aye, ‘tis a fine mess they’ve sailed into, but let’s raise a tankard to their pluck!
November 29, 2024, 12:06 am
Arrr, the Green Bay Packers, savvy scallywags, did seize the wild winds o' Lambeau Field to send the Miami Dolphins to Davy Jones’ locker, cap’n! Aye, they be takin' a hearty bite o' turkey and plunderin’ the holiday tripleheader, ho ho!
November 28, 2024, 7:57 pm
Arrr, matey! The Giants be takin' a mighty tumble, losin' 20 of their last 24 duels with the scallywag Cowboys! Even with a third sea dog at the helm, the outcome be as bleak as a foggy mornin'! Blimey!
November 28, 2024, 7:24 pm
Arrr, matey! The fair lasses o’ Boise State be havin’ hoisted the white flag 'fore San Jose State and their shipmate, the dashing Blaire Fleming! Aye, 'twas a match they scuttled, leavin’ us all chucklin’ like a crew o’ drunken sea dogs!
November 28, 2024, 6:30 pm
Arrr, 'twas but a blink o' the eye when Shaboozey be playin' for a handful o' scallywags! After his grand halftime shanty on Thursday, he pondered his voyage from humble serenades to swashbucklin' fame. Avast, what a turn o' the tide!
November 28, 2024, 4:42 pm
Arrr, matey! The Chicago Bears be havin’ a golden chance to snatch victory from the jaws o’ the Detroit Lions on that fateful Thanksgiving Day, but alas! The sands o’ time slipped through their fingers whilst they still had a timeout tucked away like a hidden treasure!
November 28, 2024, 3:59 pm
Arrr, me hearty! A lass o' the greens be prayin' to the fair winds that the LPGA tosses a new rule o' gender identity into the briny deep! She be wishin' to play fair against the scallywag Hailey Davidson, lest the game be a right jolly mess!
November 28, 2024, 3:41 pm
Arrr, matey! The Detroit Lions, on Thursday's eve, did fend off the pesky Chicago Bears' charge in the second half, settlin' their record at a grand 11-1, the likes of which be ne’er seen in their ship's log before! Aye, a fine tale for the tavern!
November 28, 2024, 3:20 pm
Arrr, matey! In the grand battle o' the Mountain West, the lassies o' San Jose State be in the final, but scallywags be refusin' to face 'em! A wise scribe from USA Today be sayin' those cowards be the true danger to the seas o' volleyball! Har har har!
November 28, 2024, 9:36 am
Arrr, matey! Caleb Grill, the mighty scorer o' the Missouri Tigers, be taken off the court like a sack o' potatoes on a stretcher! Aye, a mishap with his noggin and neck be makin' him yelp louder than a scallywag caught in a storm! Blimey!
November 28, 2024, 9:03 am
Arrr, matey! The fair lasses of Boise State be waving the white flag, lettin' SJSU sail straight to the finals like a ship in calm waters! As for Blaire Fleming, that trans athlete be ready to plunder the prize without a fight! Huzzah!
November 28, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr! For t' second year, matey, ol' Bradley Pinion, that scallywag punter o' the Falcons, be sailin' the "Punts for Purpose" treasure hunt with his lass! They be helpin' mothers and wee babes in far-off lands, shiver me timbers! Aye, a noble quest indeed!
November 28, 2024, 8:03 am
Arrr, matey! Tom Brady be all aflame to shout 'bout the Cowboys and Giants on Thanksgiving! But lo and behold, I spied him swappin' tales at the Mavericks-Knicks battle first! Aye, that scallywag be playin' both sides of the deck!
November 28, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! This Thanksgivin’, the NFL be unleashin' a grand feast o' gridiron battles! Ye'll spy yer beloved teams clashin’ with their fiercest foes, all while ye stuff yer bellies with turkey and grog! Aye, it be a raucous rumble fit for scallywags!
November 27, 2024, 9:56 pm
Arrr, matey! A crew with three scallywag losses might still sail into the playoff seas, much to ol' Captain Saban's chagrin! This retired sea dog can't abide teams bested by landlubbers of average ilk. Aye, it be a right jolly jest on the high seas of sport!
November 27, 2024, 7:55 pm
Arrr matey! The 49ers be sufferin’ from a cursed plague o' injuries! Aiyuk’s knee be a wreck, Purdy's been landlocked last week, and Warner’s ankle be givin’ him grief like a ship stuck in a storm. Blimey, they be needin' a miracle from Davy Jones himself!
November 27, 2024, 7:54 pm
Arrr, matey! De marvelous Demarcus Robinson be settin' sail against the Saints on Sunday, just days after bein' nabbed for speedin' like a cannonball whilst sauced! Aye, 'tis a fine tale of a scallywag on the high seas o' football!
November 27, 2024, 5:29 pm
Arrr, matey! The scurvy 2-9 Las Vegas Raiders be settin’ sail fer a fearsome clash with the 10-1 Kansas City Chiefs on Black Friday! Antonio Pierce be spillin’ the beans, savagely tellin' it like it be—this treasure hunt be fraught with peril! Avast, may the best crew win!
November 27, 2024, 4:53 pm
Avast, mateys! As he sets sail on his newest venture in the realm of sports and jests, Jason Kelce be spillin' that he’s collected a treasure trove o’ wisdom from the crafty sea dog, Jimmy Kimmel! Arrr, may the laughs flow like rum on a stormy night!
November 27, 2024, 4:34 pm
Avast ye hearties! Gather 'round for yer weekly treasure map of all the ruckus 'n revelry in the grand seas of sportin’! Be it sword fights or ball tossin’, we be spillin’ all the grog-soaked tales for yer merry amusement! Yarrr!
November 27, 2024, 4:00 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Tom Brady, fresh from claimin’ his sixth treasure at the Super Bowl, be settin' sail fer the grand afterparty. But alas! His wee lad Jack, but a scallywag of ten years, be left ashore without an invite, shiver me timbers! A fine jest, indeed!
November 27, 2024, 11:27 am
Arrr! Young Malik Nabers, the fresh matey of the Giants, be havin' "no regrets" for his jests 'bout the crew, but after spyin' the film, he says he might swap a few words. Aye, even scallywags be learnin' from their blunders on the high seas o’ football!
November 27, 2024, 10:42 am
Arrr, matey! Two fine companies, includin’ a well-loved rum maker, have tossed Conor McGregor overboard after he be found guilty of givin’ a good whack in Ireland! Looks like the lad’s lost his treasure chest o’ sponsors, savvy?
November 27, 2024, 10:23 am
Arrr, matey! It be said that Aaron Rodgers, the Jets’ captain of the pigskin, be chattin’ long and hearty ‘bout “journalistic honor,” takin’ a hearty swipe at the media for spoutin’ tales he claims be mostly as false as a three-legged parrot! Ho Ho!
November 27, 2024, 10:17 am
Arrr matey! On the day of the tides, the scallywags o’ the social seas be chattin' about the Mountain West crew givin' a nod to Blaire Fleming, claimin’ her a worthy lass for their honorable mention before the grand tournament sails forth! Shiver me timbers!
November 27, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, Sydney Thomas be catchin' the winds o' fame after she danced like a parrot during that ruckus 'twixt Jake Paul and the mighty Mike Tyson! Now she be settin' sail to use her shiny treasure for the good of all scallywags, aye!
November 27, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! Aye, a squall o’ teams be still eyein’ the treasure o’ playoff glory, while those on the brink must hoist their sails come Thanksgiving to set sail on their post-season quest! It be a right merry chase for the booty, savvy?
November 26, 2024, 10:41 pm
Arrr! After a stormy squall o’ free agency last year, Blake Snell be settlin' his anchor with the Los Angeles Dodgers, who be throwin' gold like a drunken sailor! Avast, their treasure chest be emptier than a landlubber’s dreams!
November 26, 2024, 9:31 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Even with the Cowboys flounderin' like a fish outta water, old Jerry Jones be thinkin’ it ain't mad to reckon that Captain McCarthy might snag a shiny new contract come the off-season. Aye, what a jolly jest that be!
November 26, 2024, 5:45 pm
Arrr! In the midst of a ruckus, the fair lasses of San Jose State, Blaire Fleming and Brooke Slusser, be marked as worthy contenders in the Mountain West, though the seas be choppy with controversy! Aye, the winds be blowin' in their favor, savvy?
November 26, 2024, 5:10 pm
Arrr, matey! Kyle Hamilton, the fierce safety of the Ravens, be joinin' the My Cause My Cleats shindig, spreadin' the good word 'bout Our Military Kids! A fine crew helpin' the wee ones of our brave sea-dogs. Avast, give 'em a hearty cheer!
November 26, 2024, 5:00 pm
Arrr, matey! Baker Mayfield and his fair lass be sayin' that the Buccaneers’ swabby pops be slackin' on his promise, pilferin' $12 million from his own son and forgettin' to pay the pittance back! Blimey, what a scallywag! Time to hoist the Jolly Roger over that treasure!
November 26, 2024, 4:15 pm
Arrr, matey! The BBC be handin' their prized 'Lass o' the Year' trophy to a wench who flunked the lady test! Even J.K. Rowling be raisin' her voice in a kerfuffle! What be this world comin' to, I ask ye? A right merry mess, I say!
November 26, 2024, 11:23 am
Arrr, me hearties! The legendary freebooter Juan Soto be catchin’ the eye o’ five crews, as whispers from NJ.com spill the beans! The treasure hunt fer his signature be heatin’ up like a cannon’s fire on the high seas! Avast, let the bidding begin!
November 26, 2024, 11:11 am
Arrr, me hearties! Coach Michael Malone be settin' his own crew ablaze after they got sunk 145 to 118 by the scallywags from New York! Blimey, 'tis a fine mess they made on the high seas of basketball! Avast, hope they find their sea legs posthaste!
November 26, 2024, 10:41 am
Arrr! Coach Dan Hurley be as irked as a scallywag on a sinking ship after the UConn Huskies met their doom in overtime against them Memphis scallywags at the Maui Invitational! Blasted officials, he cursed, as he’d sooner trust a parrot with a treasure map than their calls!
November 26, 2024, 10:36 am
Arrr, me hearties! The lasses o’ the volleyball crew be laughin' at the scuttlebutt aimed at San Jose State's Blaire Fleming! They say her game might pack a punch, but blow me down, they be takin' it lighter than a feather in a gale!
November 25, 2024, 10:42 pm
Arrr, matey! Captain John Harbaugh and his ravenous crew from Baltimore bested Jim Harbaugh and the Chargers of Los Angeles, 30 to 23! With Derrick Henry plunderin’ like a true sea dog, rackin' up 140 yards of treasure on the ground! Avast, what a merry skirmish!
November 25, 2024, 8:16 pm
Arrr, mateys! The New York Jets be settin' sail with a crew called "The 33rd Team," captained by old seadog Mike Tannenbaum! They be huntin' for a fresh GM and coaching scallywags to steer their ship. Hope they ain't lookin' fer buried treasure, 'cause it be all lost!
November 25, 2024, 6:33 pm
Arrr! A judge be givin' the green light fer Blaire Fleming, a lass who be sportin' the spiker’s kit, to play in the Mountain West Tournament. But blow me down! The scallywags be raisin’ a ruckus! Who knew volleyball could stir such a tempest on the high seas of sport?
November 25, 2024, 4:57 pm
Arrr! Charles Barkley, that scallywag of the hardwood, be raisin’ a ruckus like a parrot with a toothache! He be blastin’ TNT for lettin’ his “Inside the NBA” sail to ESPN next season! Aye, the winds of change be blowin’ strong, but ol' Chuck ain’t takin’ it lightly, matey!
November 25, 2024, 3:55 pm
Arrr, matey! It be said that Ohio State's court conqueror, Aaron Bradshaw, finds himself under the watchful eye of the law for a ruckus in his landlubber quarters. A squabble, they say, but I reckon he just be tryin' to swab the deck of love gone awry! Har har!
November 25, 2024, 3:17 pm
Arrr, matey! Jake Paul’s Most Valuable Productions be callin’ foul on the notion that his brawl with the mighty Tyson be rigged! They be sayin’ it’s as illegal as stealin’ a pirate's treasure in the U.S. Aye, that'd be a fine way to walk the plank!
November 25, 2024, 2:42 pm
Arrr, matey! Even though Malik Nabers be spoutin’ that the crew played softer than a parrot’s feather in that scallywag loss to the Bucs, Cap'n Daboll be reckonin' he still holds the ship's crew tight. No mutiny here, just a bit o’ rough seas, aye!
November 25, 2024, 11:47 am
Arrr mateys! The United Football League be settin' sail fer new horizons, seekin' to swell from a mere eight crews to a grander fleet! Aye, they’ve hoisted the expansion flag on this fine Monday, hopin’ to score more blaggards fer their raucous games!
November 25, 2024, 10:20 am
Arrr, mateys! On the morrow of the week, WWE be celebratin’ a whole turn of the sun since CM Punk sailed back into their ship! But avast, not all hands be cheerin’—some scallywags be wearin’ frowns, thinkin’ they be walkin’ the plank! Ha-ha!
November 25, 2024, 9:52 am
Arrr, me hearties! That scallywag Charles Barkley be takin' aim at the Los Angeles Lakers, callin' 'em landlubbers for mishandlin' young Bronny James! Aye, the crew's got no compass fer talent! Hoist the sails and steer right, or be walkin' the plank, ye swabs!
November 25, 2024, 9:06 am
Arrr, me hearties! On a moonlit night, after vanquishin’ Old Dominion, our brave matey Josh Moten tangled with a wee ball boy! A ruckus erupted, with balls flyin’ and laughter abound. ‘Twas a sight to behold, like a parrot squawkin’ at a ship’s captain! Yarr, what a jolly hullabaloo!
November 25, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! A tempest of troubles befell the finest gridiron crews in Week 13! Who sailed away with treasure, and who walked the plank in defeat? Let’s chart the course of glory and folly, ye scallywags!
November 24, 2024, 10:37 pm
Arrr, matey! On the high seas o' gridiron, Saquon Barkley be a fierce beast, plunderin' 255 yards o' treasure! The Philadelphia Eagles sailed right over the Los Angeles Rams, claimin' victory with a hearty 37-20. Aye, 'twas a night fit for swashbucklers!
November 24, 2024, 7:07 pm
Arrr, matey! Josh Jacobs, the gallant running back o' the Green Bay Packers, plundered three treasure-filled touchdowns, a feat not seen in two long years! The mighty crew sailed over them San Francisco 49ers like a ship in a storm, claimin' victory 38-10! Avast, what a jolly good show!
November 24, 2024, 7:01 pm
Arrr, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson be flirtin' with the idea of swabbin' the political decks for years! But lo and behold, Glenn Jacobs, a mayor from Tennessee and a former ring scallywag, be warnin' him, "Nay, matey, best leave the politics to the landlubbers!" Har har!
November 24, 2024, 4:45 pm
Arrr, matey! The Buccaneers be a fearsome crew, plunderin' the Giants' ship in their maiden voyage post-Daniel Jones! With young Tommy DeVito at the helm, they sailed smooth seas, leavin’ the Giants flounderin’ like a fish outta water. Avast, what a jolly good romp, it be!
November 24, 2024, 4:26 pm
Arrr, matey! Will Levis, the bold captain o' the Tennessee Titans ship, tossed a mighty 70-yard treasure to Chig Okonkwo in the final quarter, sendin' the Houston Texans to Davy Jones’ locker! What a jolly good ruckus on the high seas of football, aye!
November 24, 2024, 4:18 pm
Arrr, them Vikings be wastin' a mighty two-touchdown bounty in the final hour, lettin' the landlubbers snatch the onside treasure! But fear not, for they found a way to plunder victory with a grand field goal at the stroke of overtime. Shiver me timbers, what a swashbucklin' tale!
November 24, 2024, 3:56 pm
Arrr, the swashbucklin' Dallas Cowboys be needin' a treasure trove o' points and a hearty defensive stand to best the scallywag Washington Commanders in a raucous Week 12 skirmish on the high seas of Sunday! Avast, what a rollickin' tale of gridiron glory!
November 24, 2024, 11:46 am
Arrr, matey! Our scallywag Aaron Rodgers be lookin' as fit as a three-legged sea turtle! Yet, he’s dodgin' them pesky scans like a crafty bilge rat, all to keep his boots on the deck! Aye, fear not, for the treasure of the game be worth the peril!
November 24, 2024, 11:31 am
Arrr! Shedeur Sanders be raisin’ a ruckus over a sneaky late jab from them scallywags in Kansas, ponderin’ how such treachery be fair play! The sea of social media be blowin’ up with raucous chatter, like a ship in a storm, arrr! What be this madness?
November 24, 2024, 10:22 am
Arrr, Texas A&M be havin' a golden chance to sail into the next bracket after some mighty fine upsets, but lo and behold! They let slip the game-tyin' score in a fierce four-time overtime tussle! Blimey, me hearties, that be a right scallywag blunder!
November 24, 2024, 9:55 am
Arrr! By the wind o' fortune, Mike Tyson be caught in chaps, his backside fully exposed! Now, he be swimmin' in doubloons, turnin' his bare-rumped folly into a treasure chest o' coin. Aye, the seas be kind to those who dare show their behinds!
November 24, 2024, 2:01 am
Arrr, matey! Max Verstappen be crossin' the finish line in fifth place at the Las Vegas Grand Prix, yet that be enough to hoist the Jolly Roger of the F1 world championship for the fourth time! Aye, the lad be steerin' his ship to glory once more!
November 23, 2024, 9:24 pm
Arrr, matey! Jason Kelce, that scallywag, be showin’ off his swashbucklin’ skills once more! Fore the App State battle with James Madison, he downed grog like a true buccaneer and bantered with landlubbers like a jolly rogue! Avast, what a merry sight!
November 23, 2024, 8:13 pm
Arrr, in the fair land of Michigan, young Bryce Underwood, the finest recruit, be spottin' the sights in Ann Arbor 'fore a grand battle! He struck a pose with Connor Stalions, lookin' as merry as a parrot on a treasure chest! Avast, what a jolly scene!
November 23, 2024, 7:57 pm
Arrr, matey! Scott Turner, a scallywag plucked from the landlubber shores of Illinois in the seventh round, sailed with the Chargers in the year 2000. Alas, they be sinkin' like a ship in a storm, finishin' a woeful 1-15! A true barnacle of NFL lore, that be!
November 23, 2024, 5:54 pm
Arrr, matey! No scallywag from the New York Giants be sendin' a message to ESPN, grumblin' 'bout Elle Duncan's jabs at Daniel Jones, despite that blabberin' Stephen A. Smith’s tall tales! Reports be sayin’ naught but silence from the ship, savvy?
November 23, 2024, 5:37 pm
Arrr! In the midst o' battle fer his coaching treasure, Captain John Parks be told by a federal sea dog that he be sailin' within his free speech waters whilst spoutin' his views on lassies and their sporty foes! A right merry row, that be!
November 23, 2024, 5:21 pm
Arrr, Captain Schiano be callin' a timeout, givin' the Illinois scallywags a peek at the treasure they nearly missed! With that chance to measure the distance, they sailed their offense straight to victory, leavin' the Rutgers crew to swab the deck in defeat! Har har har!
November 23, 2024, 4:21 pm
Ahoy, mateys! Chad Johnson be spillin' the beans on his magical elixir for keepin' fit on the gridiron fer 11 long years! He soaked his peg legs in the golden nectar of his shipmates! Arrr, who knew a good splash o' pee be the secret to livin' long?
November 23, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr, matey! Brett Favre, the ol’ sea dog of the gridiron, be spillin’ his guts ‘bout wrestlin’ with the tremors o’ Parkinson’s. With a wink and a twinkle, he be hopin’ fer brighter horizons, like a treasure map leadin’ to a chest o’ good fortune! Yarrr!
November 23, 2024, 9:43 am
Arrr, matey! Saquon Barkley be knowin’ from the seas of experience that ol’ Daniel Jones can chart a course fer treasure beyond the Giants’ shores. Aye, even a scallywag like him can strike gold when he sails away from that cursed crew!
November 23, 2024, 9:08 am
Arrr, me hearties! The gaffers o' New Hampshire be banishin' scallywags who favor girls’ sports fer the lasses! They claim it be a "threat," as if a mighty sea serpent be lurkin’ in the shallows. Aye, let’s hoist the Jolly Roger and set sail for reason!
November 23, 2024, 8:44 am
Arrr, me hearties! A lass of the high school fleet, swift as a seagull, be plead'n with the school board on Thursday! She be all riled up ‘bout a trans matey causin' a ruckus on the cross country seas. Aye, the winds of controversy be blowin' fierce!
November 23, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, Scott Speed be sailin’ the high seas of F1, a rare American treasure amidst a crew of few! He spun a yarn with Fox News Digital 'bout the sport's grand popularity, claimin' it be more famous than a parrot on a pirate's shoulder!
November 22, 2024, 9:48 pm
Arrr! Deebo Samuel be settin' sail on the social seas, takin' a jab at the legendary Terrell Owens, who be squawkin' like a parrot 'bout the 49ers lad's lackluster feats this season. Aye, it be a right ruckus on the digital waves!
November 22, 2024, 8:24 pm
Arrr, matey! The grand ol' Mario Andretti be chattin' with Fox News about the ruckus of Formula 1 in the good ol' U.S. of A! He be wonderin' if another American buccaneer or crew could set the sails high and make the sport even more popular!
November 22, 2024, 8:04 pm
Arrr, a brave lass of the volleyball seas, dressed in colors most fine, faced a crew from a Catholic ship on the 12th of October! But lo! Instead of cheers, she found herself the target of booing scallywags, harassed like a parrot with a sore throat! Baffling, it be!
November 22, 2024, 5:41 pm
Arrr, moments after Daniel Jones was set free by the scallywags of the New York Giants, he magically found his name on the Dallas Cowboys' crew list! What sorcery be this? Methinks he be a slippery eel or the jests of a drunken sea captain! Har har har!
November 22, 2024, 5:28 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The swashbucklin’ NBA lads be on guard, for scallywags are plunderin’ their quarters! Aye, these rascals be link’d to a league of nefarious knaves from distant seas. Keep ye treasures tight, or ye may find a pirate in yer parlor! Yarrr!
November 22, 2024, 5:24 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Brock Purdy an’ Nick Bosa be sailin’ the bench this Sunday, while the San Francisco 49ers face off ‘gainst them scallywags, the Green Bay Packers! Aye, they be needin’ a victory like a parched sailor needs rum! What a jolly pickle they be in!
November 22, 2024, 4:40 pm
Arrr, matey! It be a dark day for the Minnesota Wild, as brave Mats Zuccarello be out fer three to four weeks, courtesy of a rogue puck that done ruptured his prized jewels. Aye, that groin be a treacherous sea! Fair winds to ye, brave soul!
November 22, 2024, 10:56 am
Arrr, me hearties! On a fine Friday morn, the New York Giants be castin’ off their former ship captain, Daniel Jones, at his own say-so! After six long seasons sailing the stormy seas of football, he be walkin’ the plank! Aye, what a jolly twist of fate!
November 22, 2024, 7:56 am
Arrr, after me hearty matey, President-elect Donald Trump, snagged his second crown, UFC's Captain Dana White be throwin' in the towel! He be claimin' he wants naught to do with the treacherous waters of politics, sayin', "I’ll be stickin' to me rum and punches, savvy?"
November 22, 2024, 6:30 am
Avast, ye scallywags! McLaren's grand captain, Zak Brown, be keepin' his compass true 'fore the high-stakes race in Las Vegas! With treasure yonder, he be keen on holdin' the lead whilst keepin’ his crew from walkin’ the plank of panic! Arrr!
November 22, 2024, 6:16 am
Arrr, mateys! In the grand arena o' gridiron, George Pickens, the swashbucklin’ wide receiver o’ the Steelers, nearly tangled with a scurvy Browns matey! Security be draggin’ him back like a treasure chest in a storm! Aye, ‘tis a ruckus fit for a pirate’s tale!
November 22, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Nakisa Bidarian, a co-captain o' Most Valuable Promotions, be claimin' the bout 'twixt Jake Paul and Mike Tyson be as real as a mermaid's kiss! He be callin’ the 27-year-old swashbuckler the finest treasure in the boxing sea! Aye, what a jolly jest!
November 21, 2024, 7:51 pm
Arrr, matey! On Thursday, the fine folk o' the St. Petersburg City Council be changin' their minds like a fickle wind! They pondered spendin' over $23 million doubloons to fix the Tampa Bay Rays’ ship-shaped ballpark roof. Aye, what a hullabaloo! Keep yer hats on, it’s a stormy voyage!
November 21, 2024, 7:26 pm
Arrr, matey! Bryce Underwood, that scallywag of the gridiron, be settlin’ back in his fair land! Instead o’ joinin’ the Tigers o’ LSU, he be turnin’ his sails to the Wolverines! A fine twist o’ fate for this top-notch lad, if ye ask me! Avast!
November 21, 2024, 7:10 pm
Arrr, matey! The mighty Joel Embiid of the 76ers be sailin' the courts less than a scallywag on a lost ship! And now, his antics off the plank be under the spyglass, as the crew be watchin’ him closer than a treasure map! Har har!
November 21, 2024, 5:32 pm
Arrr, President Biden be entertainin' the 2024 NBA champs, the Boston Celtics, at the White House, savvy? He be askin’ the fine crew to shout their name like a parrot, just to be sure they ain't a bunch of scallywags! Har har!
November 21, 2024, 4:13 pm
Arrr, matey! The Dallas Cowboys be settin' sail for the stormiest seas, riskin' their worst record in a score of years! And that scallywag Peyton Manning be tossin’ jests at ‘em during the Country Music Awards—what a merry jestin’ it be! Ha ha, shiver me timbers!
November 21, 2024, 3:39 pm
Arrr, mateys! The NFL be soundin’ the alarm fer all seafarin’ crews and their mateys, sayin’ a band o’ scallywags be plundering players like treasure! Beware, fer this be no ordinary crew but a crafty gang o’ rogues! Keep yer doubloons close, or ye’ll be walkin’ the plank!
November 21, 2024, 3:33 pm
Arrr, matey! The first 45 ticks o’ the clock be spent arguin' ‘bout what to call each other and who be who, instead o’ battlin' on the court! Aye, 'tis a fine mess when a sportin' showdown turns into a wordy scallywag's parley!
November 21, 2024, 11:33 am
Arrr, matey! Riley Gaines be takin' a jolly jab at the scallywags o' "The View," callin' 'em out fer their wretched decree to shoo away the fairer gents from the ladies' loo at the grand U.S. Capitol! Blimey, what a hullabaloo! A right ruckus, that be!
November 21, 2024, 10:05 am
Ahoy mateys! As the New York Giants set sail on yet another quest fer a quarterback, Captain Daniel Jones be walkin' the plank! Franchise legend Victor Cruz be ponderin' if young Arch Manning be the treasure they seek come 2026. Avast, it be a wild sea ahead!
November 21, 2024, 7:44 am
Arrr! Netflix be tellin’ the NFL not to fret 'fore the Christmas clash, sayin’ it solved the woes that left many a scallywag stranded durin' the Tyson-Paw fight. Fear not, mates! The streamin’ seas be smooth sailin’ for our holiday pigskin revelry!
November 21, 2024, 4:53 am
Arrr, matey! The newly dubbed captain of education, Linda McMahon, be a lass who once danced with violence in the WWE ring! Aye, even her wee ones got tangled in the fray! Avast, what a ruckus on the high seas of learning awaits us!
November 21, 2024, 4:46 am
Arrr! Elon Musk be spinnin' a yarn 'bout Riley Gaines and her matey, denied the rights o' citizenship fer lackin’ the cursed COVID jab! Aye, a fine tale to stir the pot o’ immigration reform, me hearties! Avast, who knew vaccines be weighin’ heavier than gold?
November 20, 2024, 8:44 pm
Arrr, matey! The grand captain o' the UConn lassies, Geno Auriemma, be the mightiest coach to ever sail the NCAA seas, claimin’ victory over Fairleigh Dickinson on a fine Wednesday night! Aye, he be stackin’ wins like doubloons in his treasure chest! Avast, what a jolly good show!
November 20, 2024, 7:23 pm
Arrr, thirteen scallywags from the Republican crew be scribblin' a missive to the Mountain West Conference, beggin’ it to toss the transgender buccaneers overboard from the fair lassies’ competitions! Avast, me hearties, it be a right ruckus o’er who gets to plunder the gold medals!
November 20, 2024, 5:24 pm
Arrr, matey! The coach o' Louisiana Tech be sayin' he had no inkling o' San Jose State's rumored sea siren in bloomers when they clashed in their season's grand kickoff! Aye, what a merry jest on the high seas of sportin' folly!
November 20, 2024, 5:06 pm
Arrr, with Juan Soto be the treasure every scallywag be seekin' this free agency, ole Hal Steinbrenner of the Yankees feels the heat, like a sunbaked deck, to keep this mighty slugger from sailin' off into the sunset! Avast, ye greedy pirates!
November 20, 2024, 4:50 pm
Ahoy, me hearties! Strap on yer eye patches and hoist the sails, for here be yer weekly morsel o’ sportin’ shenanigans from all corners of the seven seas! Ye won’t want to miss the ruckus, lest ye end up walkin' the plank of ignorance! Arrr!
November 20, 2024, 3:52 pm
Arrr, Bryson DeChambeau be settin’ sail to the SpaceX launch in his beloved Texas, rubbin’ elbows with Captain Trump! On that fine Tuesday, he declared, “I’ve ne’er felt such a spark in me soul!” Aye, inspiration be as high as the sails on a mighty galleon!
November 20, 2024, 11:51 am
Arrr, matey! Christian Pulisic, the swashbucklin’ soccer lad, be catchin’ flak on Wednesday fer dancin’ like a landlubber inspired by the President-elect, Donald Trump, after nettin’ a goal! Aye, what a jestin’ sight—a pirate’s jig be more fit fer the occasion!
November 20, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr, Kai Trump be spillin' the beans to her shipmates on YouTube 'bout her grandpappy, Captain Donald! She shared his jolly ol' voicemails in her latest golf caper—aye, that scallywag's got tales to tell! Avast, who knew the old sea dog was so chatty? Ha-ha!
November 20, 2024, 11:11 am
Arrr, matey! Myles Garrett, that scallywag of the Cleveland crew, be stirrin' the cauldron with jests 'bout T.J. Watt, the Steel City swashbuckler, and the shiny prize of the 2023 Defensive Player o' the Year! Shiver me timbers, 'tis a right merry squabble on the high seas!
November 20, 2024, 10:46 am
Arrr, me hearties! Captain Woody Johnson be moodier than a tempest after the Jets' ship sank 9-10 to the Broncos! Rumor has it, his first thought be to toss ol' Aaron Rodgers overboard and find a new matey! Aye, what a comical turn o' the tides!
November 20, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, the Kansas City Buccaneers met their match last weekend, losin’ their maiden battle of the season! Now they be wonderin’ how deep they’ve sunk in the treacherous seas of NFL rankin’s. Avast, me hearties, will they rise like the tide or be left in Davy Jones' locker?
November 19, 2024, 10:29 pm
Arrr, matey! Calais Campbell be a seasoned sea dog o’ the NFL, havin’ spent 17 seasons plunderin’ quarterbacks like treasure! One of them Miami Dolphins scallywags be grinnin’ like a parrot on a perch, thankful for the chance to sail alongside ol’ Campbell on the high seas of football!
November 19, 2024, 8:44 pm
Arrr, matey! A scallywag be settin' sail fer court against Netflix, claimin' their cursed contraption be glitchin' and crashin’ like a ship in a storm whilst watchin' the Tyson-Paul ruckus! Aye, the battle on screen be smoother than a sea shanty, I say!
November 19, 2024, 7:42 pm
Arrr! The scallywags o’ the school board in Washington be settin’ sail on a new course, plead’n with the athletic crew to rethink their jolly ol’ stance on lettin’ all lasses, trans or not, join the fray in girlie sportin’! Aye, it be a right ruckus!
November 19, 2024, 5:42 pm
Arrr, mateys! Colorado's own Miss Peggy, a sprightly superfan, be blowin' out a centennial candle with none other than Head Coach Deion Sanders at a grand press confab! Aye, a true treasure o' the sea, that lass be, celebratin' a hundred years of cheerin' for the crew! Avast!
November 19, 2024, 5:04 pm
Arrr, after the swabs o' the Philadelphia 76ers be sinkin' to a dismal 2-11, they gathered ‘round to parley! Rumor has it, Captain Embiid be scolded fer bein’ tardy to all manner o' things! Aye, even the treasure hunt! Time be not on his side, savvy?
November 19, 2024, 4:03 pm
Arrr, matey! Dexter Lawrence, the mighty tackle of the Giants, be scratchin' his noggin over the curious case of Captain Daniel Jones bein' benched after a week o' rest. He be standin' by his mate like a true seadog, wonderin' what foul winds blew that decision!
November 19, 2024, 4:03 pm
Arrr, matey! With the Dallas Cowboys flounderin' like a ship in a storm, ol' Michael Irvin be spoutin' that Deion Sanders be the finest captain to steer the crew! Aye, a jolly good choice, if the swabs be wantin' gold doubloons and a crackin' good time!
November 19, 2024, 11:50 am
Arrr, me hearties! A scroll from Tuesday be warnin’ the NBA that their cozy deals with the United Arab Emirates be like givin' a parrot a cracker whilst it be plunderin' treasure! Aye, it might just help 'em divert eyes from their misdeeds on the high seas of human rights!
November 19, 2024, 11:31 am
Arrr, matey! The New York Jets be makin' another grand effort t' save their scallywag season, but alas! On Tuesday, the captain o' their ship, Joe Douglas, be tossed overboard! Aye, it be a right jolly shakeup in the crew, ye could say!
November 19, 2024, 11:30 am
Arrr, the NFL be givin' a hearty "Aye!" to Fox News, sayin' they’ve no quarrel with the scallywags dancin' like the newly crowned captain, Trump! Let 'em jig and prance, I say, for a merry crew be a happy crew!
November 19, 2024, 10:56 am
Arrr, matey! ESPN's own Stephen A. Smith be frettin' over the fate of Captain Jerry Jones after his crew, the Cowboys, sailed into a storm 'gainst the Texans last night. Methinks the poor lad be needin' a stiff grog to weather this squall!
November 19, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, matey! Eric Bischoff, the wrestling swashbuckler, be squawkin’ to Fox News Digital 'bout how them companies oughta hoist the sails of storytelling, lest they be left adrift on the sea of mediocrity! Let the tales weave like fine rum, or ye be walkin’ the plank!
November 19, 2024, 1:56 am
Arrr! The Las Vegas Grand Prix be the priciest F1 race to ever grace the high seas! Aye, me hearties, ticket prices be changin’ like the tides, givin’ ye scallywags a bounty o’ merriment to savor! Prepare for a jolly good time, ye landlubbers!
November 18, 2024, 10:36 pm
Arrr matey! Joe Mixon be a scoring scallywag, nabbing three touchdowns to steer the Houston Texans to a jolly victory o’er the Dallas Cowboys, 34-10, on that fateful Monday Night Football at the grand AT&T Stadium! Aye, 'twas a merry night for the landlubbers!
November 18, 2024, 4:56 pm
Arrr, matey! Kris Bryant, the mighty third baseman of them Rockies, found his shiny chariot, a Lamborghini Huracan, swiped by scallywags! He be tryin' to sail it to Las Vegas, but alas, 'twas plundered by a crew of thievin' knaves! Aye, the high seas of the highway be treacherous!
November 18, 2024, 3:57 pm
Arrr, matey! While the cunning Chris Boswell be hittin’ all six of his targets like a true buccaneer, poor Justin Tucker be lamentin’ the field be more treacherous than a siren’s song, missin’ two kicks like a scallywag! Aye, the seas be rough for that Raven!
November 18, 2024, 3:27 pm
Arrr, matey! Rory McIlroy be a mighty captain o’ the greens, but when his latest treasure gleamed, the scallywag wept like a lost buccaneer! Aye, ’twas a year o’ storms, nearly castin’ him adrift from his lass! A fine trophy, but the heart be a fickle sea!
November 18, 2024, 3:00 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Former NFL swashbuckler Shawne Merriman be givin’ his two doubloons ‘bout the grand muck-up Netflix faced whilst streamin’ the ruckus ‘twixt Jake Paul and Mike Tyson! Aye, it be a spectacle fit fer Davy Jones himself!
November 18, 2024, 11:22 am
Arrr, matey! Howard Stern be sendin’ a jolly stern message to Netflix, warnin’ 'em ‘bout their NFL hosting shenanigans, lest they find themselves in a pickle like that ruckus at the Jake Paul-Mike Tyson brawl! Aye, best hoist the sails high and mind the seas ahead!
November 18, 2024, 10:53 am
Arrr, me hearties! Captain Dan Campbell of the Detroit Lions be chattin' on Sunday 'bout his grand scheme to swap out his finest sea dogs when the tides be turnin' in their favor. Aye, when the ship's already sailin' smooth, why not let the scallywags take a breather? Har har!
November 18, 2024, 9:51 am
Arrr! English lass Charley Hull, a swashbucklin' LPGA Tour star, be dancin' like a landlubber under the moonlight, joinin' the ranks of scallywags who be tryin' to mimic Captain Trump’s jig! A right merry sight, it was, fit to make even Davy Jones chuckle!
November 18, 2024, 7:51 am
Arrr, matey! Referee Ben Major be makin' a right fool of himself at the Grey Cup coin toss—‘twixt the Argonauts and the Blue Bombers, no less! Aye, he tossed the doubloon like a landlubber! The sea be a safer place fer such blunderin’, ye savvy?
November 18, 2024, 5:15 am
Arrr, matey! This weekend, the scallywags of sport be jiggin’ to the tune of President-elect Trump, shakin’ their sea legs with his fanciful footwork! Athletes be dancin’ like barnacles on a ship’s hull, showin’ their support with a hearty laugh! A merry spectacle on the high seas of sport!
November 18, 2024, 4:30 am
Arrr, matey! Legend o’ the ring, Eric Bischoff, spun a yarn fer Fox News Digital, ‘bout a tale o’ wrestling that never set sail while he roamed the high seas o’ World Championship Wrestling. Aye, sometimes even the fiercest buccaneers be denied their grand adventures! Har har!
November 18, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! Week 12 be burstin' with spectacles o' footy! But who hoisted the Jolly Roger and who walked the plank last Saturday? Cast yer eyes upon the latest tale o' victors and scallywags, if ye dare! Yarrr!
November 17, 2024, 11:28 pm
Arrr, matey! J.K. Dobbins of the Los Angeles Chargers be makin’ a grand leap for glory, snatchin’ the game-winnin’ treasure with but seconds left on the clock, sendin’ the Cincinnati Bengals to Davy Jones’ locker! Avast, what a jolly good show, eh?
November 17, 2024, 10:07 am
Arrr! Bo Nickal bested Paul Craig in a fine tussle Saturday night, claimin’ victory by decision, much to the dismay of the raucous crowd. But lo! Even the swashbucklin' President-elect Trump couldn’t help but raise an eyebrow at the spectacle! Aye, what a merry jape it be!
November 17, 2024, 9:38 am
Arrr, on a jolly Saturday night, the fierce sea dogs of the fightin' world, led by Captain Jon Jones, hoisted their flags for President-elect Trump! There he be, sittin' next to his trusty mate Dana White, eyein' the brawls like a treasure map! Avast, what a sight!
November 17, 2024, 9:05 am
Arrr, matey! Coach Kirby Smart o' the Georgia Bulldogs be shoutin' loud and clear to the scallywags o' the College Football Playoff crew after his crew bested the Tennessee swabs! Aye, he be sayin', "Pick us or prepare to walk the plank!" Har har har!
November 17, 2024, 5:46 am
Arrr, Jon "Bones" Jones be keepin' his heavyweight treasure after givin' Stipe Miocic a right good thrashin'! To toast his victory, he be pointin’ at the soon-to-be captain Donald Trump and doin’ a jig that’d make even Davy Jones chuckle! Avast, what a sight!
November 16, 2024, 10:55 pm
Arrr, this music buccaneer be a risk-takin’ scallywag, wagerin’ a treasure o’ $355,000 on the fearsome Mike Tyson to send that landlubber Jake Paul to Davy Jones’ locker! Avast, me hearties, let’s hope the tide be in his favor or he be walkin' the plank!
November 16, 2024, 9:26 pm
Arrr, matey! Colorado be a right curious crew o’ college football last season, yet their treasure chest of victories be nearly empty! But lo! The 2024 season be a whole new voyage, full o' plunder and glory, savvy?
November 16, 2024, 9:24 pm
Arrr mateys! The Mountain West scallywags be havin’ wrapped up their snoopin’ into the tall tales ‘bout San Jose State’s lass, Blaire Fleming, who doth swing a mighty volleyball. What secrets did they uncover? Aye, only the sea knows!
November 16, 2024, 5:46 pm
Arrr, matey! The scallywag who once roamed with the Bengals found himself in a pickle 'round Arlington, Texas! Charged with a belly full o’ rum and givin' a right hook to a landlubber in uniform! A fine mess for a sea dog, indeed!
November 16, 2024, 5:02 pm
Arrr, matey! The crew o' San Jose State be raisin' a ruckus, cheerin' for a landlubber of the transgender sort fer makin' a grand play! But hold yer grog—there be whispers o' a lawsuit claimin' that same scallywag was schemin' to put a hurt on one of 'em! Aye, what a jest!
November 16, 2024, 3:37 pm
Avast, me hearties! Less than a day after takin’ on that scallywag Jake Paul, our ol' sea dog Mike Tyson be spillin’ tales on the X about flirtin’ with Davy Jones himself while trainin’ for battle ‘round June. Aye, what a wild sea tale it be!
November 16, 2024, 3:17 pm
Avast, mateys! Young Henry Silver, a scallywag from Georgia, did strike a mighty kick worth a treasure of $800,000 on the grand ESPN seas during "College GameDay"! 'Twas before the Bulldogs set sail against those Tennessee landlubbers. Aye, that be some fine fortune for a jolly good lad!
November 16, 2024, 11:19 am
Arrr, matey! Gather 'round as we regale ye with tales of the mighty Mike Tyson, back in the ring after two score years! A legendary buccaneer of the fistic arts, he swings his fists like a tempest! Let the rum flow and the laughter roar, for the champ be returnin'!
November 16, 2024, 10:13 am
Arrr, me hearties! Rosie Perez, once a chatterin’ lass on "The View," be takin' a break from hurlin' barnacles at Trump, now settin' her spyglass on the ruckus ‘twixt Jake Paul and the fearsome Mike Tyson. A right jolly spectacle, aye!
November 16, 2024, 7:12 am
Arrr, one of Jake Paul's salty sea dogs, a coach, be makin' waves o' fame during the ruckus as the lad bested old Mike Tyson in a boxing brawl at the grand AT&T shipyard in Texas on Friday night! Blimey, the whole crew be laughin'!
November 16, 2024, 7:03 am
Arrr, matey! Jake Paul bested the fearsome Mike Tyson on the high seas of the ring, but ye scallywags who be watchin’ were less than pleased! The rum flowed as jests and jibes filled the air on the social seas of social media! A right spectacle it were, indeed!
November 16, 2024, 2:51 am
Arrr, matey! Jake Paul, a spry lad o' 27, went easy on the old sea dog Mike Tyson, who be 58 and lookin' like he’d wrestled a kraken! The fight turned as dull as a barnacle, leavin' the crew restless and yawning like they be on a long voyage!
November 15, 2024, 11:35 pm
Arrr! On a fateful Friday night, young Jake Paul bested the fearsome Mike Tyson by the vote of all hands at AT&T Stadium! 'Twas the lad's 11th conquest, a grand spectacle that left all scallywags a-gawkin’! Who knew the sea of boxing held such a jolly surprise? Har har!
November 15, 2024, 10:43 pm
Arrr, matey! Katie Taylor bested Amanda Serrano in a ruckus of a duel, clingin' to her super lightweight treasure with a decision as clear as fog! The crew be scratchin' their heads, wonderin' if the judges be seein' double after too much rum! Avast, what a merry spectacle!
November 15, 2024, 7:55 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Mike Tyson be spillin’ the beans to Interview Magazine, claimin’ he and a mate shared a fair lass. But alas, both the mate and the wench met Davy Jones, while Tyson be sailin’ on, untouched by the scourge! Talk about luck o’ the draw, aye!
November 15, 2024, 5:33 pm
Arrr, matey! The Cowboys' scallywag be jabberin’ that the Giants be fools fer lettin’ their star runner sail away this season! And he be reckonin’ that ol’ quarterback Daniel Jones be worth less than a barrel o’ bilge water! Har har har!
November 15, 2024, 4:29 pm
Arrr, matey! Mike Tyson be spillin' the beans on why he gave young Jake Paul a whack ‘fore their mighty duel in Texas! Seems the lad needed a taste of the high seas' discipline, or maybe Mike just be wishin' to teach him the art of a proper brawl!
November 15, 2024, 3:48 pm
Arrr, matey! The Democrats of Massachusetts be riggin' their sails to find a worthy scallywag to challenge Captain Seth Moulton, who be spoutin' words ‘bout trans pirates playin’ in the lassies’ games. A fine ruckus brewin’ on the high seas of politics, I tell ye!
November 15, 2024, 3:30 pm
Arrr, matey! Young Antoni Wrobel, a fresh-faced scallywag of the Culver-Stockton Wildcats, met Davy Jones after his trusty vessel got rammed by a beastly semi-truck. Aye, he was but 18 summers old! The seas be cruel, I tell ye!
November 15, 2024, 11:11 am
Arrr, me hearties! Donna Kelce, mother of that scallywag Travis of the Chiefs, be sayin' on Thursday, "Nay, Taylor Swift won’t be joinin' our Thanksgiving feast this year!" Aye, it seems the lass be too busy warbling to join our merry crew!
November 15, 2024, 9:20 am
Arrr, the mighty timberwolf Rudy Gobert be singin’ the praises o’ Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the fine lad nominated to steer the ship of Health and Human Services! Aye, he be shoutin’ it from the crow’s nest o’ social media on Thursday! Avast, what a jolly good choice, savvy?
November 15, 2024, 7:08 am
Arrr! The Buffalo Bills be settin' sail against the unbeaten Kansas City Chiefs, savvy? And our matey, Rob Gronkowski, be spillin' the beans on how the Bills can plunder the treasure from that scallywag Patrick Mahomes and his merry crew! Buckle yer swash, me hearties!
November 15, 2024, 6:19 am
Arrr, me hearties! Jake Paul and the fearsome Mike Tyson be settin' sail for a ruckus in the boxing ring this Friday night at AT&T Stadium! Prepare yer popcorn, for this be a clash of titans ye won't want to miss! Hoist the anchor and let the rum flow!
November 15, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr, Amon-Ra St. Brown be givin' the Packers a good jolt with his 'Green Bay Sucks' garb! But lo and behold, Clay Matthews be sayin' he tips his hat to the scallywag for spoutin' such cheeky words. Aye, respect be earned, even on the high seas!
November 15, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! The grand old sea dog Eric Bischoff be jabberin’ 'bout the duel 'twixt that scallywag Jake Paul and the fearsome Tyson! He be spillin’ the beans to the fine folk at Fox News Digital this week. Aye, let the rum flow and bets be placed!
November 15, 2024, 12:08 am
Arrr, the mighty Eagles be blastin’ forth with 20 points in the final quarter, sendin’ the Commanders to Davy Jones’ locker! They be hoistin’ their sails high, makin’ distance in the treasure-laden NFC East seas. Aye, 'tis a jolly good show, mateys!
November 14, 2024, 8:23 pm
Arrr, matey! Coach Mike Elko be settin' his sights on Captain Kiffin o' Ole Miss, takin' jabs at his whinin' 'bout all them night battles other SEC crews be havin'. Aye, let the moonlight shine on the feudin' coaches! Fair winds to the jestin', I say!
November 14, 2024, 5:46 pm
Arrr, matey! The Tampa Bay Rays be on a quest fer a new port o' call, fer their old haunt, Tropicana Field, be all battered 'n bruised by the wrath o' Hurricane Milton! They be scouring the seas fer a temporary treasure to rest their weary bones!
November 14, 2024, 5:29 pm
Arrr, matey! Former lass of the pitch, Megan Rapinoe, be callin' the Democratic crew to squint harder at their treasure map, claimin' they missed the booty on a few things this election tide. Aye, even pirates know ye can’t sail blindfolded!
November 14, 2024, 5:19 pm
Arrr, matey! Former swimmer Riley Gaines be havin' a jolly good laugh at Rep. Ocasio-Cortez, who be swappin' her pronouns for a mere breeze! 'Tis like a ship without sails, I tell ye! Aye, even the fish be smirkin' at this folly!
November 14, 2024, 3:39 pm
Arrr, in the year o' our Lord 2025, the scallywag Bryce Underwood be lookin' at a treasure o' $10.5 million from the Michigan Wolverines, who be throwin' doubloons like a drunken sailor to lure him from the clutches o' them LSU sea dogs! Aye, what a jolly bounty!
November 14, 2024, 10:52 am
Arrr, Megan Rapinoe be a-twisting her mustache in dismay, lamentin' Trump’s triumph over Kamala in the grand election seas of 2024! She be frettin' for the brave crew of the transgender ship, fearin' the storm clouds on th' horizon. Shiver me timbers, what a ruckus!
November 14, 2024, 9:49 am
Arrr, matey! Olympic gold medalist pugilist Imane Khelif be threatenin' to unleash the legal kraken on a French scribe, who dared to say she sported manly bits! She be not takin' kindly to the lawmakers’ jests, ready to knock 'em out with her words sharper than a cutlass!
November 14, 2024, 8:01 am
Arrr, matey! Aye, it be known on this fine Tuesday that the legendary Fernando Valenzuela of the Dodgers met his salty end! The parchment be claimin' he succumbed to a pesky septic shock, as if a scallywag’s curse befell him! What a jolly way to sail to Davy Jones!
November 14, 2024, 7:29 am
Arrr, matey! Old Fred Toucher be swingin' his cutlass at Bill Belichick, claimin' the sea dog be harborin' a grudge against the Patriots crew! Aye, 'tis a right ruckus in the harbor, with treasures of gossip flyin' about like cannonballs! Avast, what a merry jest it be!
November 14, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr, after bein' bested by the scallywags of the Miami Dolphins, ol’ Andrew Whitworth, once a stout lineman fer the Rams, be still puffin' his chest like a proud parrot, full o' faith in his former crew! Yarr, there's treasure in that confidence, I tell ye!
November 14, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, matey! Trump's grand soirees with the champions and jolly athletes from distant shores be the swashbucklin' highlights of his second voyage in the White House! Aye, 'tis a treasure trove of merriment and mischief, mark me words!
November 13, 2024, 10:16 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Jets be sailin' through yet another stormy season, but a past shipmate of the Gang Green be spoutin' sage advice to the finest cornerback in the crew! Let’s hope he don’t be takin' in water like a leaky ship! Yarrr!
November 13, 2024, 8:43 pm
Ahoy, mateys! Gable Steveson, the scallywag who snatched the Hodge Trophy twice—aye, a rare treasure!—ain't yet ready to hang up his grapplin' boots. He be itchin' to keep tossin' foes like a ship’s anchor in a tempest! Avast, the adventure be not over!
November 13, 2024, 5:35 pm
Arrr, matey! The Chicago Bears be tossin’ overboard ol' Shane Waldron, the crafty offensive matey! And hear this—a gaggle o' grizzled sea dogs be wishin' to maroon young Caleb Williams on the bench, lest he lead 'em to Davy Jones' locker! Har har, what a fine storm o' folly!
November 13, 2024, 5:13 pm
Arrr, Sia Li'ili'i, the fierce captain o' the Nevada Wolf Pack lassies' volleyin' crew, be settin' sail with the Independent Women’s Forum as an envoy! She be battlin' like a true swashbuckler for the fairer sex in the realm o' sports, savvy? Aye, hoist the sails!
November 13, 2024, 5:03 pm
Avast, mateys! Sen. Tommy Tuberville of the fine state of Alabama be showerin' praises upon Rep. Matt Gaetz of Florida, after the mighty Trump be pluckin’ him to be the keeper of the law! A merry jest, indeed, ‘tis a treasure of a choice! Arrr!
November 13, 2024, 4:36 pm
Arrr, mateys! Shaquille O'Neal, the legend o' the court, unleashed a mighty tongue-lashing on young Joel Embiid after the lad took to the seas against the Knicks. Aye, ‘twas a sight to behold—Embiid strutting like a rooster, but Shaq's words cut deeper than a cutlass!
November 13, 2024, 11:46 am
Arrr! In the wilds of Utah, a lad o' 18 be caught in a pickle, accused o' clobberin' the fair cheer captain, Jocelyn Allan, with a wretched water bottle after a grand victory o’er Utah! Aye, the seas be rough for this scallywag!
November 13, 2024, 11:37 am
Arrr, savvy seadogs! Legendary coach George Karl be spoutin’ his thoughts on the league's waters via the magic of social media on a fine Monday. He be comparin' it to the ruckus of a general election—aye, what a merry hullabaloo! Pass the grog, me hearties!
November 13, 2024, 10:52 am
Arrr, matey! Caitlin Clark, the fiery lass of Indiana Fever fame, found out the hard way that golf be no easy sea! She hooked her tee shot like a landlubber on a stormy morn, sending it sailin' into Davy Jones' locker! Aye, what a jolly misadventure!
November 13, 2024, 10:02 am
Arrr, matey! Captain Perry Minasian be givin' Anthony Rendon a jolly shout, sayin' the scallywag must swab the deck to claim his spot in the daily battle! Earn yer keep, ye landlubber, or be walkin' the plank! Ha-ha!
November 13, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr, me hearties! The clash o' Jake Paul and Mike Tyson be nigh, and our ol’ shipmate Andrew Whitworth be yellin' louder than a cannon blast fer the spectacle! Ready yer rum, fer tis a brawl worthy o' the fiercest storm at sea!
November 13, 2024, 5:42 am
Arrr! Mike Tyson be trainin' fer eight moons to face that scallywag Jake Paul! As the fateful day be drawin' near, Tyson be spoutin' wisdom like a seasoned sea dog, claimin' he’s discovered more 'bout himself than a treasure map reveals! Avast, what a jolly spectacle it shall be!
November 13, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! The Kansas City Chiefs be the finest crew on the NFL seas! But beware, a motley band of scallywags be stirrin’ in the waters, claimin’ they can take down the mighty Chiefs as we sail into Week 11! Avast, let the rum flow and the games begin!
November 12, 2024, 10:59 pm
Arrr, in the first quarter o' Monday's Dolphin-Rams brawl, ESPN be spoutin' that Tyreek Hill be sayin' his wrist got more knotted after the landlubbers in blue had him in chains! Aye, the seas of misfortune be unforgiving, even for a swashbucklin' sailor like him!
November 12, 2024, 4:33 pm
Arrr, matey! Fer Aaron Rodgers, the Jets' brave sea dog, the fiercest foe be not the rival crew, but the scallywag ye spy in the looking glass! Aye, that mirror's a treacherous mate, showin' a face more fearsome than a Kraken on a bad hair day! Har har!
November 12, 2024, 4:30 pm
Arrr! Boston College bested Syracuse last week, and instead of splashin' in the briny deep after takin' a 37-31 thumpin’, Captain Fran Brown set his sights on fixin' blunders like a scallywag patchin’ a leaky ship! Yarr, 'tis a fine plan, matey!
November 12, 2024, 4:22 pm
Arrr matey! The scallywags at USC football be payin’ a fine of 50,000 doubloons and walkin' the plank of probation for a whole year! Seems their coaching crew couldn’t keep to the ship's rules over two long seasons. Avast, what a ruckus!
November 12, 2024, 4:16 pm
Arrr, mateys! Captain Schoen be dodgin' the blame cannon on poor Jones, sayin' the crew's 2-8 plight ain't just on one scallywag! Aye, even the finest ship can sink with a leaky hull—so let’s not hang the lad for this stormy voyage!
November 12, 2024, 11:12 am
Arrr, listen ye scallywags! Former MLB backstop Jonathan Lucroy be sayin’ that NFL swashbuckler Nick Bosa oughta hoist the Jolly Roger for President-elect Trump! Aye, a fine jest indeed, as if the sea were paved with gold doubloons!
November 12, 2024, 11:08 am
Arrr! Cam Bynum, a scallywag o' the Minnesota Vikings, be makin' waves after he be usin' the legendary Aussie b-girl Raygun's Olympic jig to parley his grand interception in the glorious conquest over the Jags. Aye, 'tis a sight to behold, a true buccaneer of the gridiron!
November 12, 2024, 9:53 am
Arrr, matey! Mike Tyson be feelin' mighty certain 'bout the one grand "fundamental difference" 'twixt him and that scallywag Jake Paul as he readies fer their raucous duel this weekend! Methinks it be more than just a matter o' fist size, savvy?
November 12, 2024, 9:18 am
Avast, me hearties! Young Marco Angulo, a fine Ecuadorian lad and soccer swashbuckler for FC Cincinnati, met his untimely end on Monday night, aged just 22, after a clash with Davy Jones’ own carriage! A tragic tale of misplaced sails, that be! Raise a mug in his memory, ye scallywags!
November 11, 2024, 10:27 pm
Arrr, matey! The Miami Dolphins, fierce swabs of the sea, left the Los Angeles Rams high and dry, not a single touchdown in sight! With a hearty cheer, they broke their losing curse, claimin' victory 23 to 15 on a moonlit night! Aye, what a jolly good time!
November 11, 2024, 9:23 pm
Arrr, mateys! That swashbucklin' wide receiver Tyreek Hill be sayin' to ESPN, “I be battlin' with a torn ligament in me wrist, takin’ on them Los Angeles Rams!” Aye, a true buccaneer, playin’ through the pain like a scallywag in a sea of troubles!
November 11, 2024, 8:09 pm
Arrr, matey! Chad Kelly, once a swabbin’ the NFL seas, now sailin’ in the CFL, met with a leg injury so foul even his shipmates turned tail! It was a sight that could scare a kraken, right ‘n the thick of playoff treasure huntin'! Aye, the poor lad!
November 11, 2024, 7:43 pm
Arrr, matey! The stout-hearted lineman Hakeem Adeniji, a cap’n of the Cleveland Browns, be spillin’ his sorrow on the Instagram seas, recountin’ the tragic tale of his wee lad, lost to the briny deep before his first breath. Aye, even pirates shed a tear for such misfortune!
November 11, 2024, 3:39 pm
Arrr, matey! Coach Kirby Smart be ponderin' the curious sight of young Jake Pope dancin' with the Ole Miss scallywags after takin' a whuppin'. Aye, 'tis a fine jest, that lad be celebratin' like he found a chest o' gold after walkin' the plank! Har har har!
November 11, 2024, 3:19 pm
Arrr, mateys! Jack Del Rio be settin’ sail from the Wisconsin gridiron, said Captain Fickell on the morrow. Seems our scallywag got himself caught in a rum-soaked misadventure with the law last week. Aye, a fine way to earn a swift kick overboard!
November 11, 2024, 2:56 pm
Arrr! In the murky waters of Tampa Bay, young scallywag Wander Franco found himself in a ruckus o' arms whilst awaitin' his day o' judgment fer some unsavory charges! Aye, the law be watchin' him close, and me thinks he be walkin' a perilous plank!
November 11, 2024, 10:59 am
Arrr, me hearties! John O'Korn, once captain o' the Wolverines, be givin' a hearty ribbin' to his scallywags fer bein' bested by them Hoosier rogues! Aye, those Indiana knaves be sailin' smooth, still undefeated on this treacherous sea o' sportin' battles!
November 11, 2024, 10:38 am
Arrr, Tom Brady be a-mighty impressed with young Baker Mayfield's swashbucklin' antics on the field, takin' on the scallywags of the San Francisco 49ers on a fine Sunday! That lad be throwin' the pigskin like a true captain of the Buccaneers, he be! Avast, what a sight!
November 11, 2024, 10:30 am
Arrr! The fine lass Melissa Batie-Smoose, second-in-command o’ the San Jose State volleyball crew, be raisin’ the Jolly Roger ‘gainst the foul storms besiegin’ women’s sports. Yarr, she be callin’ for a fair wind to set sail for equality, lest we all be marooned in the depths of despair!
November 11, 2024, 9:04 am
Arrr, matey! Mark Cuban, a scallywag of the Mavericks crew, caught a tempest o' flak this past week fer settin' sail and deletin’ his kind words fer Vice President Kamala Harris on the X seas. The poor lubber can't catch a break, eh?
November 11, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! Week 12 of the grand college football battleground be scribbled in the annals o' history! New scallywags claimin’ victories and some walkin’ the plank o' shame. But fear not, for the mighty Oregon still reigns like a cap’n o' the high seas! Avast, what a jolly time!
November 10, 2024, 10:48 pm
Avast! On a night when Captain Goff tossed five wretched pickles, the Detroit Lions pillaged the Texans' shores, claimin’ victory with a mighty 52-yard blast from the trusty Jake Bates, just as the clock struck the final hour! A fine jest, indeed! Arrr!
November 10, 2024, 8:33 pm
Arrr, President-elect Trump be givin’ a hearty cheer for that scallywag Nick Bosa o’ the San Francisco 49ers! The lad be payin’ tribute while celebratin’ a sack, like a true buccaneer! Aye, even on the gridiron, respect be sailin’ high!
November 10, 2024, 7:45 pm
Arrr, matey! Joey Logano steered his trusty No. 22 Ford to glory in the wilds of Phoenix Raceway! On that fateful Sunday, he claimed the crown of NASCAR’s Cup Series for the third time, makin' him the fiercest buccaneer of the blacktop! Avast, what a tale to tell!
November 10, 2024, 5:15 pm
Arrr, after them scallywags laid waste to Israel's good mates in Amsterdam, the landlubbers in Israel be warnin’ their crew to think twice 'fore settin' sail for any gatherings, even the grand football fray against France this week! Best keep yer sea legs steady, me hearties!
November 10, 2024, 4:21 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Young Emilio Gonzalez, a scallywag of 27 summers, be walked the plank from a PGA Tour shindig in Mexico! Aye, 'tis true, he got into a spot o' trouble for "serious misconduct" in his second round, makin' the whole crew chuckle like a barrel o' rum!
November 10, 2024, 3:44 pm
Arrr matey! The Pittsburgh Steelers be havin’ a fresh catch in the wide receiver seas, one Mike Williams! He snagged a single pass in their victorious skirmish against them Washington Commanders, but ‘twas a mighty important one, aye! Even a scallywag knows one treasure be better than none!
November 10, 2024, 3:26 pm
Arrr! The Kansas City Chiefs be sailin' the seas of victory, untouched this season! Mike Danna, that scallywag, thwarted the Broncos’ Will Lutz, blockin’ his 35-yard treasure hunt for glory! Aye, 'tis a fine day for a hearty laugh and a jug o' rum!
November 10, 2024, 11:20 am
Arrr, me hearties! Kirk Herbstreit, the seafarin’ sage of ESPN, be callin’ out ye scallywags who littered the pitch like it be a ship's deck after a raucous rum party! Ye be throwin’ trash, not treasure, ye landlubbers! Aye, let the game be played, not marred by yer refuse!
November 10, 2024, 10:04 am
Arrr, matey! Coach Todd Golden o' the Florida Gators be battlin' a storm, with whispers o' harassment brewin' like a foul grog! He be ponderin' whether to send a cannonball o' defamation at them scallywags! Avast, what a jolly mess on the high seas o' basketball!
November 10, 2024, 9:34 am
Arrr, matey! Oregon’s captain, Dan Lanning, spun a yarn o’ patriotism when asked ‘bout Trump bestin’ Kamala in the great election battle. With a wink and a grin, he be sayin’ it be a fine spectacle, like watchin’ a kraken wrestle a mermaid! Har har!
November 10, 2024, 8:56 am
Arrr! The BYU Cougars bested the Utah landlubbers with a mighty kick just three ticks from the end, matey! But alas, Utah's captain of sport, Mark Harlan, was as pleased as a cat in a dogfight with the scallywag referees! Aye, what a ruckus on the high seas of sport!
November 9, 2024, 8:31 pm
Arrr matey! The Colorado Buffalooes be sailin’ swift on the high seas o' playoff glory, after givin' that Texas Tech scallywag crew a good thrashin’ on Saturday! Hoist the Jolly Roger, for victory be ours, or I’ll be walkin’ the plank!
November 9, 2024, 8:14 pm
Arrr, matey! The cunning Elon Musk be spoutin' his joy 'bout Nick Bosa's fine on the mighty X! He be celebratin' the fierce defender with flames and the grand ol' stars 'n' stripes, like a jolly sea dog toastin' to a fine bounty! Yo ho, what a ruckus!
November 9, 2024, 7:52 pm
Arrr, the Ole Miss scallywags be so eager to toast their grand victory over them Georgia swabs, they charged the field like a crew of rum-fueled buccaneers, despite havin’ a mere 16 seconds left to count their doubloons! Avast, mateys, patience be a virtue!
November 9, 2024, 5:39 pm
Arrr, matey! In the grand skirmish 'twixt Cornell and Penn, a hearty 110 points were plundered! The ruckus began with a tricksy punt, sailing 74 yards straight to Davy Jones’ locker, claimin’ a touchdown! Aye, what a fine jest on the high seas o’ football!
November 9, 2024, 5:12 pm
Arrr matey! The NFL be havin’ docked a pretty penny from that scallywag Nick Bosa o’ the 49ers for sportin’ a MAGA hat whilst barging into a television parley after the battle o’ the game on the 27th! Aye, ‘tis a bold cap to wear on the high seas o’ football!
November 9, 2024, 4:24 pm
Arrr! In but his second voyage as captain o' the Georgia Tech crew, Brent Key be hoistin' the Jolly Roger high, claimin' his first grand victory as the Yellow Jackets sent the fearsome Miami Hurricanes to Davy Jones' locker, ranked fourth and all! Aye, what a merry tale to tell!
November 9, 2024, 4:13 pm
Arrr, after takin' a mighty blow to the noggin for the fifth time since the year of our Lord 2020, young Chris Olave be shuttin' his sails on injured reserve. He be seekin' counsel from a wise sea doctor, lest he forget where he buried his treasure!
November 9, 2024, 11:13 am
Arrr, mateys! In the fair land of Alabama, the landlubbers be spillin' the beans on young Semaj Wilkins, a spry lad of 14, who fell like a sack o' potatoes whilst practicin' the ol' pigskin. Aye, he be takin' a permanent shore leave on Aug. 13!
November 9, 2024, 9:05 am
Arrr, matey! The New York Giants have docked in Germany fer their Week 10 tussle with the Carolina Panthers! But, if Cap'n Brian Daboll had his way, they'd be swabbin' the deck at MetLife Stadium instead! Aye, who needs currywurst when ye can have hotdogs? Har har!
November 8, 2024, 8:13 pm
Arrr! A flying contraption, 'twas said to bear Auburn's rascally hoopsters, be diverted 'cause of a brawl midst the scallywags! The captain o' the clouds claimed it was a ruckus fit for the high seas! Avast, lads, keep yer fists for the court, not the skies!
November 8, 2024, 8:01 pm
Arrr, matey! The lasses of San Jose State be readyin’ fer battle, but alas! Their match be scuttled for the seventh time this season, all thanks to a hullabaloo 'round a transgender buccaneer! Aye, what a fine mess on the high seas of volleyball!
November 8, 2024, 6:36 pm
Arrr, matey! Coach Nick Sirianni be sayin’ that our fearless quarterback, Jalen Hurts, be limpin’ 'round like a scurvy sea dog, hampered by an "ankle ailment," though the injury scroll be tellin’ a different tale! Blimey, what a hullabaloo on the high seas of football!
November 8, 2024, 6:04 pm
Arrr, matey! A WNBA scroll on the social seas be missin’ the mark, shortchangin’ Indiana Fever’s lass Caitlin Clark by a whopping 16 assists! Seems the landlubbers be needin’ a new tally for their treasure map! Avast, what scallywag forgot to count?
November 8, 2024, 5:38 pm
Arrr, matey! The Ravens and Bengals danced a jolly jig on the gridiron this fine Thursday night, a spectacle fit for a captain's viewing! But lo, it all hung on a fateful choice by the scallywag of a coach! Aye, what a merry hullabaloo it be!
November 8, 2024, 5:23 pm
Arrr, mateys! Shaquille O'Neal be shoutin' from the crow's nest that them 3-point shots be runnin' amok like scallywags! He claims the game be duller than a landlubber’s tale, scarin' off viewers like a ghost ship in the fog! Aye, what be happenin’ to the good ol’ days?
November 8, 2024, 4:16 pm
Arrr, matey! The Dallas Buccaneers be settin' their hearty captain, Dak Prescott, on the injured reserve sea, thanks to a pesky hamstring ailment he caught while clashin' with the Atlanta Falcons. Aye, let’s hope he finds a treasure of time to mend!
November 8, 2024, 3:46 pm
Arrr, me hearties! If that scallywag Trump be claimin' the 2024 crown, whispers be flyin' that ol' cap'n Woody Johnson might hoist the Jolly Roger once more as England's ambassador. Avast, let the British brawls begin, for a pirate's life be full o' surprises!
November 8, 2024, 10:04 am
Arrr, matey! Young Connor Barba, a sprightly lad of 18, met his doom in a most unfortunate shipwreck of metal, whilst his dear mother, Megan Barnett, be left battered and bruised, all in pursuit of the treasure known as the Bucs game! Aye, what a scallywag of a day!
November 8, 2024, 9:01 am
Arrr, me hearties! Caitlin Clark be makin’ waves this offseason, like a seagull snatchin’ a fish! She’s set to parley with David Letterman at Ball State’s grand lecture fest next month. Aye, let’s hoist the sails and see what treasures she brings!
November 8, 2024, 8:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! WWE be blabbin’ that in the year of our Lord 2025, the grand Elimination Chamber be settin’ sail for Toronto, Canada! This news follows a treasure trove of eyes watchin’ the Crown Jewel in Saudi Arabia. Aye, let the shenanigans commence!
November 8, 2024, 6:39 am
Arrr, matey! Isabelle Harrison, once a Sky lass, be feelin' more flabbergasted than a parrot in a storm when ol’ Donald Trump sailed past Vice President Kamala Harris to snag another term. ‘Twas a sight to make a salty sea dog laugh and scratch his beard!
November 8, 2024, 4:44 am
Avast, me hearties! The scallywags o' the Washington Commanders be beseechin’ President Trump to work his magic and restore their banner to "Redskins"! Yet, in truth, the ol' sea dog has no say in this matter. Blimey, they be barking up the wrong parley!
November 7, 2024, 10:49 pm
Arrr, me hearty! The Baltimore Ravens be havin' a raucous night, thwartin' the Cincinnati Bengals’ desperate bid fer two points in the final tickin's! A classic tale of high seas daring, where victory be snatched from the jaws of defeat! Avast, what a merry jest!
November 7, 2024, 8:55 pm
Arrr matey! After nearly ten long years, the LSU sea dogs be settin' sail with a livin' tiger by their side for the grand showdown against them Crimson Tide scallywags! Let’s hope that beast don’t decide to join the game, or we’ll have a right ruckus on our hands!
November 7, 2024, 8:50 pm
Arrr, me hearties! In the dark of Thursday night, Maccabi Tel Aviv's scurvy soccer mates found themselves in a ruckus in Amsterdam! Seems the landlubbers didn't take kindly to their match against Ajax. Aye, violence be a treacherous sea, even fer footie fans! Savvy?
November 7, 2024, 5:51 pm
Arrr, young Kai Trump, the sprightly lass o' the soon-to-be Captain Trump, did send a cheeky message across the vast seas o' the social webs, cheerin' her grandpappy for plunderin' the presidential treasure this year! Aye, a fine haul indeed!
November 7, 2024, 5:44 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Dak Prescott, the swashbucklin’ quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys, went a-tumblin’ after a wee dash in the third quarter o’ last week’s scuffle with the Atlanta Falcons! Aye, he be lookin’ like a seagull caught in a squall! Mermaids be helpin’ him, I reckon!
November 7, 2024, 5:18 pm
Arrr, matey! At the grand spectacle 'twixt Florida and Georgia, fans and lawmen clashed like scallywags at EverBank Stadium! Twas a right ruckus of fists and fury, fit for the high seas! Avast, what a jolly hullabaloo!
November 7, 2024, 5:13 pm
Arrr, matey! Young Malachi Corley, a fresh-faced deckhand of the New York Jets, be keepin' his eyes peeled fer the treasure o' that first NFL touchdown! He ain't about to let it slip through his fingers like a wayward sea mist, savvy? Aye, may the winds favor his aim!
November 7, 2024, 11:47 am
Arrr, mateys! Natasha Cloud, the fiery lass of the Phoenix Mercury, be settin' her sights on the wenches who cast their votes for that scallywag Trump, lettin' him best the fair Vice President Harris. Blimey, what a hullabaloo in the land o' politics!
November 7, 2024, 11:20 am
Arrr, matey! Saquon Barkley, the swift-footed Eagle, be sayin’ the NFL be givin’ him a swig o’ the testin’ potion after he leaped over a scallywag from the Jags like a nimble sea gull! Aye, they suspect him o’ sorcery, I reckon!
November 7, 2024, 10:47 am
Arrr, Devon Mostert, the fair lass of Miami’s swift-footed Raheem, be takin’ the wind outta Sunny Hostin’s sails! She be callin’ Trump’s crew “unlearned wenches,” but Devon fired back like a cannonball, lettin’ her know not all who sail with the Dolphins be so dim-witted! Yarrr!
November 7, 2024, 10:02 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Carolina Panthers be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest that they’ve signed a four-year pact with their swift-footed buccaneer, Chuba Hubbard! Aye, let’s raise a tankard to more treasure and touchdowns ahead! Yo ho ho, what a jolly good deal!
November 7, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr, matey! Travis Kelce be comin’ to the aid of his bro, Jason, just days after he sent a landlubber’s phone flyin’ fer callin’ the Chiefs star a scallywag fer wooing the fair Taylor Swift! Aye, the seas be rough when ye cross a Kelce!
November 7, 2024, 5:41 am
Arrr, me hearty! Stephen A. Smith be no matey o' the "guilt" sails that Oprah and Michelle be hoistin' to sway the crew to cast their ballots for Vice President Kamala Harris. He’d rather swab the deck than be caught in that scallywag nonsense!
November 7, 2024, 5:33 am
Arrr, matey! Steve Kerr, a scallywag who’s long tossed jibes at the captain Trump, made a jest about the foul seas of rape and lawless immigrants. But alas! The landlubbers of social media be not amused, and they be throwin’ rotten tomatoes at him! Har har!
November 7, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, matey! The Cincinnati Bengals be sailin' smooth, claimin' victory in three o' their last four skirmishes, though they started their voyage a tad sluggish. But T.J. Houshmandzadeh be holdin' his doubloons close, not yet convinced to join the ruckus! Avast, me hearties!
November 6, 2024, 5:40 pm
Arrr, that scallywag Wink Martindale be throwin' shade on the ol' Giants crew, he be! When asked 'bout his future plunderin' in the realm of college coaching, he be smirkin' like a treasure-seeker who found naught but a rusted doubloon! Har har, what a jolly jest!
November 6, 2024, 5:40 pm
Arrr, matey! Cleveland’s grand poobah, GM Andrew Berry, did chat about Deshaun Watson's fate after he be takin' a wicked spill! For the first time, he be speakin’ like a landlubber, all wobbly and noncommittal ‘bout that scallywag quarterback! Avast, what a pickle!
November 6, 2024, 4:55 pm
Arrr! The famed Simone Biles, a true legend o' the high seas o' sports, be callin' upon Captain Biden to hoist the sails and take action in his last days, what with Trump’s victory makin' waves! Aye, even in the realm of Instagram, the tide be risin'!
November 6, 2024, 4:44 pm
Arrr, matey! When asked 'bout the scallywag Trump nabbin' the crown, our stout defender Nick Bosa did declare, "Nary a regret for donning me MAGA hat!" Aye, 'tis a bold move fer this swashbucklin' 49er, sailin' the seas of politics with a hearty laugh!
November 6, 2024, 11:34 am
Arrr, me hearties! Former Philadelphia Eagles’ mighty center, Jason Kelce, spun a yarn 'bout a ruckus with a landlubber fan on the latest "New Heights" episode. Aye, ‘twas a comical fracas that left the crew in stitches, as Kelce be the jolly giant of the gridiron!
November 6, 2024, 11:25 am
Arrr! Bryson DeChambeau, that scallywag of a golfer, be summoned to the stage by the Trumpster himself at his Florida lair, all celebratin' like a parrot on a treasure chest, during his grand victory speech on the morn of Wednesday. Yarr, what a jolly spectacle!
November 6, 2024, 10:21 am
Arrr, matey! Former MLB star, Cap'n Jonathan Lucroy, be spoutin’ that President-elect Trump’s win be the “break o’ a new epoch” fer the good ol’ U.S. o’ A! Aye, the tides be shiftin’, and we’re all in fer a jolly good ride, savvy?
November 6, 2024, 8:22 am
Arrr, me hearties! Young lass Angel Reese, a sprightly star of the WNBA, be lamentin' on the scrolls o' social media 'bout the land o' freedom! She be feelin' blue, for the scallywag Trump bested fair Kamala in the grand election duel! Shiver me timbers, what a jolly mess!
November 6, 2024, 5:25 am
Arrr, matey! It be said that Dylan Holloway of the St. Louis Blues found himself in Davy Jones' hospital after a rogue puck landed a blow to his neck whilst tusslin' with the Tampa Bay Lightning. Aye, seems the sea of ice be a treacherous place for a landlubber!
November 6, 2024, 5:18 am
Arrr, matey! Khalen Saunders, a stout defender o' the Saints, be the brother of a nimble sea shanty dancer for the fair Taylor Swift! He leapt to the aid o' Jason Kelce after he sent a Penn State scallywag's phone flyin' like a cannonball! Savvy?
November 6, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! The Kansas City Buccaneers and them Detroit Lions be the finest crews in their leagues, but the battle fer the crown o' the NFL be hotter than a cannonball in a powder keg after nine weeks o' swashbucklin'! Savvy?
November 5, 2024, 8:53 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Norv Turner, a scallywag absent from the NFL seas for years, be returnin’ to hoist the sails of wisdom! With over thirty moons of coaching treasure in his chest, he’s takin’ the helm as senior advisor for the Raiders. Avast, let the shenanigans begin!
November 5, 2024, 5:53 pm
Arrr, me hearties! NFL legend Brett Favre be shoutin' on the X, claimin' that if ye swabs put the Almighty first, the Republicans be takin' all 50 states in the electoral seas! Aye, mayhap he be dreamin' o' a treasure map instead!
November 5, 2024, 4:30 pm
Arrr, matey! Even though the Athletics be settin’ sail to Sacramento for three seasons ‘fore plunderin’ Las Vegas, they’ll not be havin’ California's capital in their ship’s name! Aye, call ‘em what ye will, but the name be as absent as a landlubber at sea!
November 5, 2024, 4:26 pm
Arrr! The Penn State swabs be investigatin' the hullabaloo where Jason Kelce, in a fit o’ fury, did send a fan's phone to Davy Jones’ locker fer hurlin' slurs at his brother, Travis! Aye, ‘tis a right jolly ruckus on the high seas o' college football!
November 5, 2024, 4:13 pm
Arrr! DeAndre Hopkins and his merry band o' Chiefs did strike the "Remember the Titans" jig on the high seas o' Monday! But lo, Hopkins swore it be no cannonball aimed at his former crew. A fine jest, indeed! Avast, matey!
November 5, 2024, 11:15 am
Arrr, mateys! The swashbucklin' former captain of the ship, Trump, be swearin' on a stack o' gold doubloons in a podcast parley! He’ll hoist the sails for ye scallywags sufferin' the cruel sting of them ticket prices! Aye, he be the hero of the bleachers!
November 5, 2024, 11:05 am
Arrr, me hearties! The swashbucklin' Antonio Brown be makin' a wild claim, sayin' that the ol' captain Trump will sail past Vice President Harris like a ship in full sail, reclaimin' the treasure of the presidency! Avast, what a jolly jest that be!
November 5, 2024, 8:23 am
Arrr, me hearties! Bret Favre, a grand swashbuckler of the gridiron, be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest o’ social media, hopin’ our fair land sails true come Election Day! He be advisin’ his scallywags to cast their votes for that ol’ seadog, Donald Trump!
November 5, 2024, 8:20 am
Arrr, mateys! The swashbucklin’ boxer Jake Paul be warnin’ his crew to steer clear o’ Vice President Kamala Harris come Election Day! He be claimin’ it’s a battle o’ "good vs. evil," like choosin' between a treasure chest and a cursed doubloon! Yo ho, make yer choice wisely!
November 5, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, matey! Trump and Kamala be at each other's throats fer moons now! Aye, even the realm of sport be caught in their ruckus! Who be the swashbuckling figures takin' up the banner? Let’s hoist the sails and find out, savvy?
November 4, 2024, 10:33 pm
Arrr, the Kansas City Buccaneers be makin' waves once more! With a bit o' extra time on the clock, they bested the Tampa Bay sea dogs, keepin' their treasure of victories intact. Aye, they be sailin' undefeated into the sunset! Avast, me hearties!
November 4, 2024, 9:01 pm
Arrr! Before the "Monday Night Countdown" set sail on the Chiefs and Buccaneers battle, our matey Jason Kelce spilled the beans 'bout how he turned a fan's phone to splinters over the weekend at that fair Penn State! Aye, talk about a phone call gone awry!
November 4, 2024, 6:52 pm
Arrr, matey! Randi Mahomes, the proud matron of young Patrick, the scallywag quarterback, be raisin’ the Jolly Roger for Trump at Arrowhead, sportin' a MAGA hat! A fine sight it was, like a parrot on a treasure chest, shoutin’ “Make America Great Again, ye landlubbers!”
November 4, 2024, 5:26 pm
Arrr, during the Bears’ scallywag battle with the Cardinals, our star matey D.J. Moore be seen makin’ a grand exit from the field, leavin’ fans as puzzled as a parrot in a fog! Methinks he be searchin’ fer buried treasure elsewhere! Har har har!
November 4, 2024, 4:48 pm
Arrr, matey! The Cowboys be bracing fer a rough tide, as their fearless captain Dak Prescott be laid low with a hamstring ailment more wicked than a siren's song, after they be flounderin’ against the Falcons! Hoist the sails, it’s gonna be a bumpy voyage!
November 4, 2024, 3:23 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Riley Gaines, once a swift swimmer in the NCAA seas, be raisin’ her voice to all ye lads! She be shoutin’ to hoist the flag for Trump come Election Day, lest ye be swimmin’ with the fishes! Vote wisely, or face the Kraken!
November 4, 2024, 10:47 am
Arrr, matey! The mighty Captain Popovich of the San Antonio Spurs be struck down by a scurvy ailment, laid up like a ship in dry dock! Rumor has it, he be off the seas o’ coaching for a spell, mayhaps until the Kraken be tamed!
November 4, 2024, 10:28 am
Arrr, matey! NASCAR's own Mark Martin be chasin' the wind, reactin' to the ruckus at the Xfinity 500! Aye, the Championship Four be locked tighter than a treasure chest on a moonless night! Hoist the sails and let the shenanigans commence!
November 4, 2024, 9:57 am
Arrr, matey! UFC swashbuckler Frankie Edgar be chattin' with the fine folk of Michigan Arab Americans, all while hoistin' the sails for that old sea captain, Trump, as the presidential battle brews on the horizon. Shiver me timbers, politics be a wild sea!
November 4, 2024, 9:06 am
Arrr, me hearties! Word be spillin’ that the Saints be tossin’ ol’ Dennis Allen overboard on Monday, as they sunk to a pitiful 2-7, courtesy of the scallywag Panthers! Aye, ‘tis a rough tide fer those swabs!
November 4, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, the Oregon Ducks be strutting like the finest captain on the high seas, claimin' the title of the fiercest crew in college football! But blimey, the rest be battlin' like scallywags in a stormy squall, not makin’ it easy fer 'em!
November 3, 2024, 10:18 pm
Avast ye! The Minnesota Vikings be sailing back to victory shores, cuttin' their two-game jinx like a cutlass through a sailor's grog! They be plunderin' the Indianapolis Colts right in their own port, claimin' a grand triumph at home! Yo ho, let the rum flow!
November 3, 2024, 9:49 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The swashbucklin' ex-Captain Trump be sailin' the airwaves in a jolly election tale durin' NBC’s race and football shindig, while the fair Kamala be stirrin’ the pot on “SNL”! Aye, what a ruckus on the high seas of politics!
November 3, 2024, 8:12 pm
Arrr! The Detroit Lions braved the tempestuous squalls in Green Bay, bestin' the landlubber Packers! With a hearty cheer, they kept their flag flyin' high atop the division, claimin' victory like true sea dogs! Avast, matey, the North be theirs for the takin’!
November 3, 2024, 5:48 pm
Arrr, matey! The mighty NASCAR showdown at Martinsville be endin' in a ruckus! Ryan Blaney be claimin' the treasure of victory, snatchin' a berth in the Championship Four. Aye, the sails be shakin' with controversy, like a ship in a tempest! Hoist the flags, it be a wild ride!
November 3, 2024, 4:48 pm
Arrr, matey! The Dallas Cowboys be not only sinking their ship with a third straight defeat to them sneaky Atlanta Falcons, but their fearless captain, Dak Prescott, be so battered he be walkin' the plank of injury and ruled out! Aye, a right jolly mess, that be!
November 3, 2024, 4:11 pm
Arrr, matey! The swift Saquon Barkley, a scallywag of the Philadelphia Eagles, put on a grand show for the landlubbers on Sunday! He leapt o'er a Jacksonville jag with the grace of a sea gull, makin’ the crowd roar like cannon fire! Aye, what a sight to behold!
November 3, 2024, 3:53 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Tyler Bass, the kicker of the Buffalo Bills, hoisted a mighty 61-yarder to send the Miami Dolphins to Davy Jones’ locker, with but five seconds left on the clock! Aye, what a swashbucklin’ boot that be!
November 3, 2024, 11:40 am
Arrr, matey! Morgan Riddle, the fair lass of tennis swashbuckler Taylor Fritz, be spillin' the beans that a scallywag tried to breach their Airbnb treasure chest whilst they frolicked in London. Blimey! What a ruckus – hope they brought their cutlasses for such a rascally intruder!
November 3, 2024, 10:47 am
Arrr, matey! Jonnu Smith o' the Miami Dolphins took a jolly jab at the fair city of Buffalo in a podcast, chattin' like a parrot before their clash on the high seas o' Week 9 this Sunday! Ready yer cannons, it be a raucous battle brewin’!
November 3, 2024, 9:58 am
Arrr, matey! In the dark of night, after the 76ers faced the fearsome Grizzlies, our jolly giant, Joel Embiid, took a swing at a scribe, shovin' him like a scallywag! Aye, ‘tis a right ruckus on the high seas of basketball!
November 3, 2024, 9:23 am
Arrr, mateys! A landlubber coach of the offensive line found himself in a pickle on Saturday, sparrin' with one of his scallywag players during a raucous game. The seas be rough when yer own crew turns on ye! Har har har!
November 3, 2024, 12:14 am
Arrr, matey! Young Benjamin Perry, a brave defender of the Louisville crew, be laid low in the sick bay after takin’ a mighty blow in the first quarter o' the tussle against them Clemson scallywags! Avast, mayhaps he’ll bounce back to swab the deck soon!
November 2, 2024, 10:05 pm
Arrr matey! The Wolverines’ voyage met a treacherous twist, as their sneaky ploy went belly-up against the fearsome No. 1 Oregon! Our jolly mate Alex Orji charged like a cannon, only to collide with a spyglass and plummet like a sack of potatoes! Avast, what a sight!
November 2, 2024, 9:51 pm
Arrr, Vivek Ramaswamy stormed the MAGA shindig like a scallywag 'fore Penn State met their doom at the hands of Ohio State! With a grin as wide as a treasure chest, he be spouting confidence that Trump’s early votes be as plentiful as doubloons! Aye, what a jolly jest!
November 2, 2024, 9:24 pm
Arrr, the Penn State crew be feelin' the heat after bein' bested by the Ohio State scallywags! Even a once-mighty All-American quarterback be raisin' his parrot's eyebrow at that poor play-calling on Saturday! Blimey, what a hullabaloo!
November 2, 2024, 6:25 pm
Arrr! Once upon a time, in the year of our Lord 2016, the swashbucklin’ Colin Kaepernick raised a ruckus ‘bout the anthem, stirrin’ the seas o’ protest! Then, in 2017, that scallywag Trump had his say, causing a tempest o’ chatter on the podcast waves! Avast, what a merry hullabaloo!
November 2, 2024, 5:59 pm
Arrr! After the mighty No. 3 Penn State ship sank to No. 4 Ohio State, the crew of PSU be raisin’ a ruckus ‘bout Captain James Franklin, who found himself in a squall of words with a scallywag fan! Avast, the sea of football be a treacherous one!
November 2, 2024, 5:12 pm
Arrr, matey! Nick Bosa be keepin' his lips sealed 'bout his fondness fer Trump, while LeBron be jawin' on like a parrot 'bout it! And Jemele Hill, she be spottin' the whole ruckus! Aye, the seas be filled with chatterin' scalawags!
November 2, 2024, 4:49 pm
Arrr! The Buckeyes of Ohio bested them Nittany Lions from Penn State, 20 to 13, in the jolly land o' Happy Valley! Aye, 'twas a grand showdown, with our brave lads makin' a mighty stand at the goal line, leavin' the lions more befuddled than a parrot in a storm!
November 2, 2024, 11:39 am
Arrr, mateys! SEC Cap'n Greg Sankey be warnin' ye scallywags to cease all trickery o’ fakin’ injuries fer a breather. No more playin’ the limpin' buccaneer! Or ye be walkin' the plank, savvy?
November 2, 2024, 11:34 am
Arrr, mateys! Lanky LeBron, the great sea captain of the Lakers, be spillin' his thoughts on why he be throwin' his lot in with Vice Captain Kamala Harris, right before the grand election battle! Aye, 'tis a jolly good plunder of votes, I say! Avast, let the election begin!
November 2, 2024, 10:24 am
Arrr, me hearties! Caitlin Clark be settin' sail to the grand Taylor Swift shindig at Lucas Oil Stadium on a fine Friday night! She be splashin' her merry snaps across the Instagram seas, makin' all landlubbers green with envy! Aye, a true jolly roger of a night!
November 1, 2024, 8:47 pm
Arrr, after a scurvy scrawl be makin' sport o’ Joel Embiid fer sittin' out, the mighty 76ers star fired back like a cannonball at the landlubbers jabberin’ 'bout his “load management.” Blimey, ye best be watchin’ yer tongues, or ye'll find yerselves walkin’ the plank!
November 1, 2024, 6:40 pm
Arrr, matey! Coco Gauff, the swashbucklin’ lass of tennis, be spillin' tales of parleyin' with Princess Reema bint Bandar Al Saud about the fair treatment of lasses in Saudi Arabia. Aye, 'tis a fine subject indeed, but can they serve up a proper grog while hashin’ it out?
November 1, 2024, 6:21 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Kelly Stafford be spillin' the beans, sayin' she’s feelin' a bit green with envy over that fair maiden Taylor Swift gettin' all the riches and attention from the NFL ‘cause she’s swabbin’ the deck with Travis Kelce! What a jolly hullabaloo, I say!
November 1, 2024, 5:38 pm
Arrr, Clayton Kershaw be missin’ the grand revelry of the 2020 World Series with his mateys o’ the Dodgers! But lo! This Friday, he spun a yarn so grand at the 2024 shindig, ye’d think he be claimin’ the treasure o' laughter itself! Aye, what a jolly rogue!
November 1, 2024, 4:57 pm
Arrr, matey! Fat Joe’s jolly jig 'fore Game 3 be the very moment the Dodgers struck gold! A star player be claimin’ it true, like a parrot givin’ sage advice! Aye, the crew knew victory be in the air, just like the scent of fried fish!
November 1, 2024, 4:49 pm
Arrr, matey! That scallywag Nick Bosa of the 49ers, after a grand battle, donned a cap proclaiming, "Make America Grand Again!" during his talkin' with landlubbers. Now the NFL be scratchin' their noggins over this jolly spectacle! Avast, what a ruckus on the high seas of sport!
November 1, 2024, 4:21 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags of the Los Angeles Dodgers be spyin' on the Yankees' blunders, savvy? They be plunderin' the treasure of their "fancy over fundamentals" ways, turnin' the tide in their favor. Aye, smart as a parrot, those Dodger buccaneers be!
November 1, 2024, 11:16 am
Arrr, matey! Interim captain Jeff Ulbrich be sendin' a jolly jab to young Malachi Corley after he scuttled a golden chance for glory in the clash against them Texans. "Ye be needin' a map to find the end zone, ye scallywag!" he be bellowin'!
November 1, 2024, 9:24 am
Arrr, me hearties! Kelly Stafford, the lass wed to that Rams’ sea dog, Matthew, be takin’ the scallywags to task! She be callin’ out them NFL bilge rats who be cheerin’ when a player goes down. Aye, ‘tis no reason to be celebratin’ a matey’s misfortune!
November 1, 2024, 6:51 am
Arrr! In a ruckus fit for the high seas, famed swabber LaMelo Ball be caught off guard by a scallywag of a mechanical clown! With a swipe of his mighty hand, he sent that jester's noggin flying, makin' a viral spectacle for all hands to guffaw at! Ha-ha!
November 1, 2024, 5:42 am
Arrr, matey! Bill Belichick, the swashbucklin' captain of gridiron seas, was spied with his fair lass, young Jordon Hudson, frolickin’ on the sandy shores like love-struck scallywags in a Halloween portraiture! Avast, what a sight fer sore eyes!
November 1, 2024, 5:36 am
Arrr, matey! The New York Jets be findin' a treasure on Halloween, breakin' their cursed five-match jinx! With a swashbucklin’ one-handed catch by Garrett Wilson, they bested them Houston Texans. Aye, a fine haul indeed for these seadogs!
November 1, 2024, 5:28 am
Arrr, me hearties! Governor Brad Little o' Idaho be ready to hoist the Jolly Roger and battle the federal scallywags if that fair lass Kamala Harris claims the treasure of victory! Aye, he’d take ‘em to court faster than a ship in full sail!
October 31, 2024, 8:43 pm
Arrr, matey! Malachi Corley, that scallywag, was but a hair’s breadth from snatchin’ glory Thursday night! But lo! He be lettin’ go of the treasure 'fore crossin’ the line, causin’ a touchback, like a landlubber spillin’ rum! Har har!
October 31, 2024, 5:42 pm
Avast, me hearties! Bob Costas, that crafty sportscaster, be jabberin’ on not just 'bout the games but the high seas of politics too! He claims this comin’ election be a matter of good morals, not mere politics. Yarrr, let’s hoist the sails of virtue, savvy?
October 31, 2024, 5:24 pm
Arrr, mateys! The grand captain LeBron, star of the Lakers' ship, be shoutin’ his hearty cheers fer Vice President Kamala Harris! He be sayin’, “The pick be as clear as a calm sea on a moonlit night!” Aye, the winds of politics be fillin’ his sails!
October 31, 2024, 5:13 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Riley Gaines, that swift schoolin’ mermaid, be takin’ aim at the treasure-hungry sea dog Mark Cuban, fer jabberin’ ‘bout ol’ Trump not hangin’ with savvy wenches! Aye, might be he prefers his company a tad less brainy and a lot more buccaneer! Har har!
October 31, 2024, 4:50 pm
Arrr! Wendell the Pierce, a scallywag from "Suits," be moanin' on the morrow 'bout how Game 5 o' the World Series be marred by a raucous crew o' fans at Yankee Stadium. Aye, 'tis a right mutinous bunch that be spoil'n the fun, savvy?
October 31, 2024, 9:55 am
Arrr, mateys! AJ Dillon, the swashbucklin’ running back o’ the Green Bay Packers, be settin’ sail to a Trump shindig in Wisconsin! The ol’ captain himself gave him a hearty shoutout, makin’ the crowd roar like a cannon blast! Aye, what a jolly hullabaloo!
October 31, 2024, 6:50 am
Arrr, matey! Brian Dawkins, that swashbucklin' Hall of Fame lad, took to the sea o' ruck marchin' with brave U.S. veterans! He be raisin' the Jolly Roger for the cause o' savin' souls from Davy Jones' locker, sayin’ it be a right "fulfillin’" adventure! Avast!
October 31, 2024, 6:41 am
Arrr, matey! A ruckus be settlin' in the heart o' Los Angeles come late Wednesday, as the Dodgers hoisted their eighth treasure chest of World Series booty, sendin' the Yankees to Davy Jones’ locker in Game 5! Yarr, the streets be a-swimmin' with jolly revelers and rum!
October 31, 2024, 6:25 am
Arrr matey! Aye, Brett Favre, the mighty Packers' hero, did regale the crowd at Trump’s grand shindig! He be likenin' the 45th captain to his Super Bowl crew, sayin’ their ship sails as true as a cannonball through a storm! Har har har!
October 31, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr! Six hearty buccaneers from the University of Nebraska-Lincoln, led by the fierce two-time champion Jordyn Bahl, be struttin’ their stuff in a political scroll, supportin’ a pro-life measure in the good ol’ Cornhusker territory! Aye, even the sea be takin’ notice of their shenanigans!
October 31, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, matey! WWE lass Tiffany Stratton be chattin' with the scallywags at Fox News about her chances o' swashbucklin' at Crown Jewel this Saturday, even if she ain't yet on the fabled match scroll! Aye, let the sails be full o' surprises!
October 31, 2024, 4:48 am
Arrr matey! Young Bronny James, a scallywag of the Lakers crew, plundered his first NBA doubloons against the Cavaliers late in the final skirmish! Aye, he be makin' waves on the court, and the crowd be roarin' like a cannon blast! Savvy?
October 30, 2024, 11:11 pm
Arrr! In the grand battle o' the diamond, the valiant Freddie Freeman, first mate o' the Los Angeles Dodgers, be crowned the 2024 World Series MVP! He swabbed the deck with the New York Yankees like a true sea dog, makin' history with every swing, aye!
October 30, 2024, 5:41 pm
Arrr, matey! Brett Favre be chattin’ at Trump’s jolly hootenanny in Green Bay, where he tossed the pigskin for 16 seasons like a true buccaneer! Aye, 'twas a sight to behold—two legends makin’ waves on land, not the high seas! Yarrr!
October 30, 2024, 4:57 pm
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round fer yer weekly tale o' sportin' shenanigans from across the seven seas! From swashbucklin' matches to treasure hunts on the field, ye won't want to miss a single yarn! So hoist yer mug and let the games begin, ye scallywags!
October 30, 2024, 4:50 pm
Arrr, two landlubber Yankees scallywags be cast off from Game 5 o' the World Series fer meddlin' with Mookie Betts! But fear not, matey, fer Alex Verdugo be defendin' their wild passion like a true buccaneer of the diamond! Aye, what a jolly hullabaloo!
October 30, 2024, 4:48 pm
Arrr, matey! Ice Cube and Fat Joe be shakin' the riggin' at Dodger and Yankee grounds, readyin' fer the World Series! But a swashbucklin' radio legend be sayin', "Bah! I’ve seen better shows from a barnacle on me ship!" Har har har!
October 30, 2024, 11:47 am
Arrr, mateys! That scallywag Megan Rapinoe be warnin’ ye landlubbers 'bout the election! She says Trump be spoutin’ a tale of a “violent reality,” like a sea monster lurkin’ beneath the waves! Best hoist yer sails wisely, or ye might end up in Davy Jones' locker!
October 30, 2024, 10:53 am
Arrr! On this fine Tuesday, the gallant Aaron Rodgers, captain of the Jets, be claimin’ that his matey, Thomas Morstead, gifted him a sip o' the legendary "fountain of youth." Aye, ‘tis just a wee taste, but it be keepin’ the old sea dog spry!
October 30, 2024, 8:49 am
Arrr, matey! In the grand spectacle of Game 4, Mookie Betts, a swashbucklin’ star of the Dodgers, and the raucous Yankees crew be shiverin' their timbers at the wild antics in the first inning! 'Twas a sight to behold, aye! Aye, the seas be a-churnin’ with excitement!
October 30, 2024, 8:10 am
Arrr, matey! Nick Bosa, the swashbucklin' star of the 49ers, might be walkin' the plank for sportin' his “Make America Great Again” cap after givin' the Dallas Cowboys a right good thrashin' on Sunday night! A fine for fashion, I say! Blimey, what be the world comin' to?
October 30, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, matey! Bob Ryan, once a scribe for that scallywag rag, The Boston Globe, be spoutin’ his disdain fer that cursed three-point line in the game of hoops! He shared his grumblin’ on OutKick’s "The Ricky Cobb Show." Aye, a fine jest indeed!
October 30, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr matey! The NFL power rankings be as steady as a ship in calm seas through Week 8! But lo and behold, new scallywags be risin' up from the briny deep, seekin' to claim the treasure of glory! Avast, let the games begin!
October 29, 2024, 10:26 pm
Arrr, the New York Yankees be settin’ sail to be the first scallywags in all of baseball to claw back from a 3-0 World Series deep-sea dive! They be off to a jolly good start, me hearties! Hoist the sails and prepare for a grand adventure!
October 29, 2024, 9:33 pm
Arrr, matey! The Aaron Rodgers adventure aboard the Jets ship be sinking faster than a leaky rowboat! After takin' a tumble to the pitiful New England scallywags, even ol' Shannon Sharpe be tossin' barbs like cannonballs! Aye, this voyage be a right pickle!
October 29, 2024, 5:52 pm
Arrr, matey! Russian swashbuckler Andrey Rublev be spillin' his own blood in a fit o' fury durin' his second-round duel with the Argentinian scallywag Francisco Cerundolo at the Paris Masters! Avast, what a sight, a pirate's tantrum on the court, eh?
October 29, 2024, 5:40 pm
Arrr, matey! Stefon Diggs, the swashbucklin’ Texan, be makin’ his grand debut, but alas! A beastly torn ACL be sendin’ him to Davy Jones’ locker for the rest of the season. A right cruel fate for a lad who be chasin’ treasure on the field!
October 29, 2024, 5:36 pm
Arrr, listen well! Captain Tony Dungy, once a coach of the NFL sea dogs, be raisin' his voice against a change to the Florida rules, settin' sail to make abortion legal! Aye, 'twas a lively news confab, where he be stirrin' the pot like a scallywag!
October 29, 2024, 5:29 pm
Arrr, on the morn of Monday, a grand statue of the famed Miami Heat scallywag, Dwyane Wade, be revealed! But lo! A crew of critics be raisin’ their voices, even the landlubber Tim Walz, eyein’ the treasure from afar. Aye, it be a sight to behold!
October 29, 2024, 11:09 am
Arrr, matey! Legendary grappler Mick Foley be callin' the ex-captain Trump a "sneaky scallywag!" In a jolly chat on the cursed CNN seas, he spun a yarn 'bout why he be settin' sail with Vice President Kamala Harris. Aye, chaos on the high seas of politics!
October 29, 2024, 10:06 am
Avast ye mateys! Alex Rodriguez, once a grand swashbuckler fer the New York Yankees and now a scribe fer FOX Sports, sailed into "Fox & Friends" on Tuesday to spin a yarn ‘bout the World Series. Arrr, the seas of baseball be stormy indeed!
October 29, 2024, 7:39 am
Arrr, matey! In a fierce battle 'gainst the Mavericks, our lad Taylor Hendricks be meetin' a cruel fate! His leg be shiverin' like a ship in a storm—fractured fibula and an ankle askew! Blimey, that be a right mess! Raise a tankard fer the brave soul!
October 29, 2024, 6:47 am
Arrr, matey! Brett Favre, a swashbucklin’ Hall of Famer, be lamentin’ on the social seas, sayin’ it’s a pity to witness such a storm o’ hate in this here presidential showdown! Aye, even landlubbers be throwin’ cannonballs of gloom! What be this world comin’ to?
October 28, 2024, 10:47 pm
Arrr, matey! The scallywag Dodgers be but a single victory from claimin' the grand World Series booty! Freddie Freeman be swingin’ his mighty bat, sendin' a two-run cannonball straight o'er the yardarm, bestin’ the foul Yankees once more! Avast, glory be near!
October 28, 2024, 10:34 pm
Arrr, the Steelers be needin' a hearty dose o' spirit in the second half, and lo, Calvin Austin III and the fearsome T.J. Watt be deliverin' the treasure! They plundered the Giants, claimin' victory with a score of 26-18. Avast, me hearties!
October 28, 2024, 7:11 pm
Arrr, matey! Milwaukee's captain, Coach Doc Rivers, be callin' former Captain Trump’s New York shindig "a right calamity" in a jumbled speech on Monday! Aye, the words were as tangled as a sailor's knots, but the jest be clear—'twas a ruckus of a rally, fer sure!
October 28, 2024, 6:32 pm
Arrr, a merry band o' landlubbers settin' sail fer the great Levi's Stadium be claimin' that the scallywags in security made 'em stow away their "Make America Great Again" hat! I reckon even the caps be walkin' the plank these days! Blimey, what a hullabaloo!
October 28, 2024, 5:33 pm
Arrr, Captain Payton be claimin’ he meant no harm in his ship’s score against the Panthers! But lo, when one scallywag grumbled 'bout his orders, ol’ Sean shot a cheeky wink like a crafty sea dog. Aye, 'tis all in good fun on the high seas of football!
October 28, 2024, 4:40 pm
Arrr, the Colts be proclaiming young Anthony Richardson as their captain o’ the ship come Monday! But Coach Steichen be sayin’ to the scallywags, "We be weighin’ anchor on that decision ‘til Week 9!" Aye, a fine bit o' treasure huntin' for a quarterback, it be!
October 28, 2024, 3:50 pm
Arrr, me hearties! As the good Archbishop Dolan wrapped up his holy shindig at St. Pat's, he urged the scallywags to send up a prayer for the Yankees, ready to swashbuckle in Game 3 of the World Series on the morrow! May the winds be at their backs!
October 28, 2024, 2:27 pm
Arrr, matey! Nick Bosa, the burly sea dog o’ the San Francisco 49ers, be throwin’ his anchor with Trump, much to the crew’s dismay! The social media seas be churnin’ like a tempest, with scallywags shoutin’ and a-frothin’! Avast, what a merry hullabaloo it be!
October 28, 2024, 11:12 am
Arrr, matey! After claimin’ victory last night, the mighty Nick Bosa of the San Francisco 49ers be brandishin’ a "Make America Great Again" hat like a jolly roger! But alas, that treasure didn’t make a splash on the "SNF" X-feed, like a ship that be lost at sea!
October 28, 2024, 10:37 am
Arrr! Trevon Diggs, the fierce sea dog of the Cowboys, found himself in a raucous squabble with a scurvy reporter after the crew’s ship sank to the 49ers. Blimey! A clash of words fiercer than a kraken’s wrath, matey!
October 28, 2024, 9:53 am
Avast, me hearties! Young Jayden Daniels, the fresh-faced swab of the Washington Commanders, did raise his mug to the heavens after tossin' a mighty Hail Mary to ol' Noah Brown, claimin' victory 'gainst the scurvy Chicago Bears! Aye, even Davy Jones be smilin' at that one! Arrr!
October 28, 2024, 9:41 am
Arrr, matey! Manchester United be tossin' Erik ten Hag overboard, after a season start as rough as a stormy sea! The mighty Red Devils be languishin’ in 14th place, like a ship lost in a fog. Shiver me timbers, what a jolly mess they be in!
October 28, 2024, 5:46 am
Arrr! The Miami Heat be celebratin' Dwyane Wade with a grand statue outside the Kaseya Center, savvy? But lo! While No. 3 be chuffed, the scallywags o' social media be claimin' the likeness be more fishy than fair! Yarrr, a true treasure it be not!
October 28, 2024, 5:31 am
Arrr, matey! Nick Bosa, that scallywag of a defensive end, be sportin' a "Make America Great Again" cap and bustin' into Brock Purdy's postgame chat after they sent the Dallas Cowboys to Davy Jones’ locker! A right jolly spectacle, it be!
October 28, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, the grand ships of college footy sailed the weekend seas, but some scallywags wobbled like a drunken sailor! The mighty crews be doin’ their deeds, yet me heart can’t help but doubt their seaworthiness. Aye, 'tis a jolly sight for some, but for others, a right mess!
October 27, 2024, 10:51 pm
Arrr! On the grand day known as "National Tight End Day," that scallywag George Kittle o' the San Francisco 49ers plundered over 100 yards and bagged a touchdown, sendin' the Dallas Cowboys to Davy Jones' locker on this fine "Sunday Night Football!" Avast, what a jolly good show!
October 27, 2024, 5:31 pm
Arrr, matey! Kyler Murray and the Arizona Cardinals sailed off with a treasure of a field goal, givin' Tua Tagovailoa's grand return a right good scuttlin' as time ticked away! Shiver me timbers, what a jolly jest that be!
October 27, 2024, 5:25 pm
Arrr, matey! WWE’s mighty Hulk Hogan be shimmyin' with the "Trumpamaniacs" at Madison Square Garden, cheerin' for the cap’n of chaos himself, former President Trump! A rum-soaked shindig of swashbucklin’ fans, ye say? Aye, the jolly seas of politics be a wild ride, indeed!
October 27, 2024, 4:53 pm
Arrr! Jameis Winston, that scallywag, flung a mighty long ball to Cedric Tillman, sealin' the fate o' the Ravens in their own lair! The Browns, those cunning sea dogs, pulled off a surprise attack and claimed victory as the crowd went wild like a ship in a storm! Aye!
October 27, 2024, 3:58 pm
Arrr, matey! The scallywags known as the New England Patriots caught the New York Jets sleepin' in their own harbor! With naught but 22 ticks left on the clock, Rhamondre Stevenson swashbuckled his way into the treasure zone for a glorious victory, makin’ the Jets walk the plank!
October 27, 2024, 11:11 am
Arrr, matey! Donald Trump 'n' that scallywag JD Vance be launchin' a new campaign treasure map right in the middle o' the gridiron clash 'twixt them Bengals and Eagles on Sunday! Hoist the sails of politics, 'tis sure to be a ruckus fit for a captain!
October 27, 2024, 10:15 am
Arrr matey! The Indiana Fever be makin’ waves, decidin’ to cast off their captain, Christie Sides, after two full seasons sailin’ the stormy seas o' basketball. With the mighty Caitlin Clark risin’ like the morning sun, it be clear they be seekin’ fairer winds! Avast, what a jolly shake-up!
October 27, 2024, 9:50 am
Arrr, hear ye! The brave keeper Holden Trent of the Philadelphia Union has sailed to the great beyond at just 25 years! Aye, he guarded the net like a treasure chest, but alas, the grim reaper claimed his bounty. Raise a mug for our fallen matey!
October 27, 2024, 9:35 am
Arrr, matey! CeeDee Lamb, that star wide receiver of the Dallas Buccaneers, be hearin' Troy Aikman's jests 'bout his crew. He be ready to swab the deck or dance a jig, doin' whatever it takes to show that scallywag he be wrong! Avast, let the games begin!
October 26, 2024, 10:18 pm
Arrr, matey! The Dodgers’ fierce captain, Yamamoto, let slip but a single run on a solitary hit, as they bested the scurvy Yankees in the World Series, 4-2! Aye, 'twas a fine day for plunderin’ the scoreboard, says I!
October 26, 2024, 9:49 pm
Arrr, mateys! In the grand battle o' the World Series, our mighty slugger Shoehei Ohtani foolishly tried to nab second base and, blimey, his shoulder be givin' him grief! Aye, 'tis a tale of misadventure on the diamond, where even the bravest of hearts meet their match!
October 26, 2024, 8:25 pm
Arrr, matey! The Texas Longhorns be findin' their sea legs again with a hair's breadth victory over the Vanderbilt Commodores, just like a swashbucklin' reunion after a long spell since the roaring '20s! Aye, 'twas a right jolly tussle on the high seas of sport!
October 26, 2024, 8:15 pm
Arrr! The Notre Dame scallywags be provin' their lone misstep be naught but a trick of the seas, as they bested the undefeated Navy barnacles on Saturday! Aye, they be fightin’ like true buccaneers, with nary a scratch on their fine reputation! Yo ho, savvy?
October 26, 2024, 4:45 pm
Arrr, matey! The great Shaquille O’Neal, a true legend of the hoop, be spottin’ a fine outfit sported by lass Angel Reese! He be thinkin’ it might just be the treasure map to a grand business venture, savvy? Fashion on the high seas, I say!
October 26, 2024, 3:12 pm
Arrr, matey! Steve Garvey, the swashbucklin' star of them Dodgers, be spillin' the beans to Fox News that Trump be more like that ol' tyrant Steinbrenner than the smooth-talkin' Reagan! Aye, who knew politics be as twisty as a pirate's compass!
October 26, 2024, 1:34 pm
Arrr, me hearties! UFC swashbuckler Aiemann Zahabi be makin' a bold guess 'bout the ol' captain Trump after he parleyed with that scallywag Rogan on the airwaves late Friday! Mayhaps a treasure map to the future, or just a bottle o' rum talkin'? Har har har!
October 26, 2024, 1:18 pm
Arrr, behold! A lass donned a "Make America Great Again" cap, spottin’ her like a treasure behind the home plate during the mighty clash of the Dodgers and Yankees! By the seven seas, what be this strange flag raised at the World Series? Aye, 'tis a jolly sight indeed!
October 26, 2024, 11:41 am
Arrr, me hearties! A scallywag coach o' the Washington Commanders be spillin' the beans 'bout how the fair Taylor Swift, in all her glory, tossed a sprinkle o' magic to aid us against the Carolina Panthers. Aye, even the sea be whisperin’ her name!
October 26, 2024, 10:12 am
Arrr, matey! LSU's lass, Livvy Dunne, be singin' the sweet tunes of Angel Reese, once a fierce Tiger! She be sayin’ that the WNBA All-Star be misunderstood, like a treasure map with a riddle! Aye, let’s hoist a flag for misunderstood scallywags!
October 26, 2024, 10:01 am
Arrr, matey! Dave Winfield, that grand swashbuckler o' the New York Yankees, be regalin' tales o' Fernando Valenzuela's mighty influence on the grand game of baseball in a chat with the scallywags at Fox News Digital! Aye, even the sea be jealous of such talent!
October 26, 2024, 9:53 am
Arrr, matey! On the morrow's eve, the Los Angeles Dodgers be settin' sail fer a mighty lead in the World Series, clashin' swords with the New York Yankees in Game 2! Let the rum flow and the cannons roar, for this be a battle fit for the briniest of seas!
October 25, 2024, 10:50 pm
Arrr, matey! The mighty Freddie Freeman, fearsome first mate of the Dodgers, swung his mighty bat and sent a grand slam o' doom upon the Yankees, claimin' victory in the first battle o' the World Series! Aye, the seas be ripe with glory and grog tonight! 🍻🏴☠️⚾️
October 25, 2024, 10:29 pm
Arrr, matey! A scallywag Dodger devotee almost turned the tide in the fierce fray 'gainst the New York Yankees in the grand Game 1 o' the World Series! That lubber be luckier than a parrot with a treasure map! Avast, what a night for a sea-farin' fan!
October 25, 2024, 8:41 pm
Ahoy, mateys! The famed sea dog of the gridiron, Brett Favre, be settin’ sail to regale the crew at a Trump hootenanny in Wisconsin! That scallywag be swappin’ tales o’ glory next week—what a jolly good time for all ye scurvy knaves! Arrr!
October 25, 2024, 7:54 pm
Arrr, the tale o' Amir Abdur-Rahim's ailments be shrouded in mystery, like a treasure map lost to the sea! His scallywag of a wife and three wee buccaneers be left to sail the stormy seas of life without him! Avast, what a fine pickle he found himself in!
October 25, 2024, 4:15 pm
Arrr, matey! The old sea parrot of the Dodgers be missin' his first grand opening since the year of our Lord, 1976, thanks to a back as creaky as an old ship! Now, he's wrestlin' with a new ailment, like a scallywag caught in a kraken’s grip!
October 25, 2024, 4:01 pm
Arrr, matey! Brittany Mahomes be throwin' out a riddle o' the divine this past Friday, just ten days afore the big election! Who'da thought this lass would be stirrin' the political seas? Aye, the winds be blowin' strange in these waters!
October 25, 2024, 2:31 pm
Arrr, matey! On Friday’s tide, Nevada be hoistin’ the white flag, decidin’ to scuttle their lassies’ volleyball clash with San Jose State, all 'cause of a kerfuffle over a sailor of the fairer kind! Aye, what a storm in a teacup, I say!
October 25, 2024, 2:02 pm
Avast ye mateys! The mighty Rudy May, once a fearsome pitcher fer the Yankees, has sailed to Davy Jones' locker at the ripe age of 80! The reason be a mystery, but whispers say ol' Rudy wrestled with a sneaky diabetes. Raise yer tankards in his honor! Arrr!
October 25, 2024, 11:23 am
Arrr, me hearties! Once a grand lass of the soccer seas, Megan Rapinoe be shoutin' from her treasure chest o' Instagram, "Guard ye trans folk!" after spoutin' her thoughts on the big ol' presidential squabble at the ACLU port. Aye, she’s chartin’ a course for equality!
October 25, 2024, 10:38 am
Arrr! Charles Barkley, the swashbucklin' Hall o' Fame matey, be givin' Joel Embiid a right tongue-lashin' fer takin' a powder over his creaky knee after snaggin' a fat treasure o' a contract! Aye, it be fair to say, he’s more landlubber than sea dog!
October 25, 2024, 9:18 am
Avast ye swabs! A.J. McCarron, once the fearless captain o’ the Crimson Tide, be soundin’ the alarm 'bout our ship of football in a tempestuous 2024 seas! Brace yerselves, me hearties, for the waves be high and the winds be fierce! Arrr!
October 25, 2024, 7:43 am
Arrr, matey! UFC swashbuckler Colby Covington be settin' sail on Fox News’ "Ingraham Angle," yappin’ 'bout how former Captain Trump be the mightiest alpha in the presidential seas. Aye, t'was a right jolly hullabaloo, fit for a crew of scallywags! ⚓️🏴☠️
October 25, 2024, 5:52 am
Arrr, me hearties! Legendary grappler Hulk Hogan be spillin' the beans on why he chose to parley at the Republican shindig, throwin' his lot in with the ol' captain Trump! He be sayin' it was all in good fun, like a rum-fueled brawl on the high seas!
October 25, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr, matey! Danny Trejo, that swashbucklin' thespian, spun a yarn ‘bout his youth as a Mexican Dodgers fan in the bustling port o' Los Angeles, all thanks to the magical arm o' Fernando Valenzuela! Aye, ’twas a tale o’ treasure and cheers on the baseball seas!
October 25, 2024, 5:16 am
Arrr, matey! Former gridiron swashbuckler Johnny Manziel be spillin’ the beans to Fox News Digital, sayin’ his shipmate, the agent, be parleyin’ with the Kansas City Chiefs. He be callin’ them his "floor" the night o’ the draft, as if he be hopin’ to plunder treasure, not just a berth!
October 25, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, matey! The World Series clash be a treasure worthy of the grandest tales! Aye, 'tis the postseason MLB be yearnin' for, like a thirsty sailor cravin' rum! Let the cannons roar and the parrot squawk, for this be a merry time on the high seas of baseball!
October 24, 2024, 5:45 pm
Arrr, word be flyin’ through the salty sea breeze! The swabs in Trump’s crew be schemin’ for the ol’ captain to set sail to the grand clash o’ Penn State and Ohio State on the second o’ November. Aye, let the ruckus begin, matey!
October 24, 2024, 4:06 pm
Arrr, matey! On the 18th of October, the scallywag Josh Reynolds, a swashbucklin’ wide receiver for the Denver Broncos, found himself in a pickle, gettin’ shot at whilst escapin’ a den of dancin' lasses. Court papers be spillin' the beans on this wild tale, aye!
October 24, 2024, 3:57 pm
Arrr, matey! The New York Jets be sailin' the stormy seas with a 2-5 record as they plunder into Week 8! Even with a treasure trove of talent, ol' Super Bowl buccaneer Chris Canty be layin' blame on Captain Aaron Rodgers! Avast, what a ruckus!
October 24, 2024, 3:44 pm
Ahoy, matey! Prepare yerself for a jolly good tale o' sportin' shenanigans from the seven seas! Each week, we be servin' up a hearty platter o' all the ruckus 'n revelry in the world o' games, so ye won't miss a single cannon blast! Arrr!
October 24, 2024, 11:38 am
Arrr! A lass from Virginie, swingin’ her bat fer the travel crew, spied a dust devil whirl ’n swirl! With the grace of a sea gull, she dove like a cannonball, snatchin’ glory from the clutches of the dirt! Avast, an out she claimed, like a true swashbucklin’ matey!
October 24, 2024, 10:51 am
Arrr, matey! Reggie Jackson, that scallywag, swung his trusty bat thrice and sent three cannonballs into the briny deep, claimin' the Yankees' crown after a 15-year drought in the year o' our Lord, 1977! Aye, 'twas a feat that'd make Davy Jones himself chuckle!
October 24, 2024, 9:55 am
Arrr, matey! Tua Tagovailoa, the crown jewel of the Miami Dolphins, declared with a hearty laugh whether he'd don a Guardian Cap atop his noggin fer the season’s voyage! Aye, the seas of football be wild, but this buccaneer be keepin’ his head bare!
October 24, 2024, 9:32 am
Arrr, matey! Grayson McCall, the swashbucklin' quarterback of North Carolina State, has tossed in the towel after takin' two knocks to the noggin this season. A fine lad from Coastal Carolina, he be hangin' up his boots, lest he be a landlubber with a muddled head!
October 24, 2024, 5:42 am
Arrr, me hearties! The mighty Mick Foley, a grapplin’ legend o’ the ring, be chattin’ ‘bout the ol' captain Trump on the magic lantern of social media! He be raisin’ his jolly roger fer the Harris-Walz crew, sayin’ they be the true treasure on this here electoral sea!
October 24, 2024, 5:08 am
Arrr, after ol' Saquon Barkley sprinted like the wind fer 176 yards agin' his old Giants crew while donned in Eagles garb, Victor Cruz be chortlin' that Big Blue be wishin' they hadn’t tossed him overboard! Aye, regret be a smelly fish they be catchin' now!
October 24, 2024, 5:02 am
Arrr, matey! ‘Tis our fair kicker Brandon Aubrey, plunderin’ the practice seas, missin’ ‘cause he’s off servin’ the king’s justice! Aye, he be swappin’ his boots for a juror’s cap, and we be wonderin’ if he’ll return to face the dreaded San Francisco sea dogs!
October 24, 2024, 4:56 am
Ahoy, mateys! A fresh crew o’ lassies be settin’ sail with a new hoop league, Unrivaled! Tis bound to spark the fierce clash 'twixt the great Caitlin Clark and Angel Reese, makin' waves like no other! Grab yer grog and brace fer some swashbucklin' basketball, ye scallywags!
October 23, 2024, 5:25 pm
Arrr, matey! County Line Orchard's fair lass Dana be spillin' the tale o' her nieces, who had the bright idea to carve the legendary Caitlin Clark into their corn maze! Lo and behold, they crossed paths with the WNBA treasure herself! Aye, corn and fame be a fine mix!
October 23, 2024, 4:44 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Johnny Manziel be spoutin’ that Coach Sarkisian’s choice to send Quinn Ewers to the brig, lettin’ young Arch Manning sail the ship fer two series, be a right peculiar whimsy! Aye, what be goin' on in that captain's noggin? A true jolly roger of a decision!
October 23, 2024, 4:25 pm
Arrr! Two scallywags from the Penn State crew, young Jameial and Kaveion, be tangled in a right pickle, facing the gallows for a July misadventure. Seems their ship's course led to troubled waters! Aye, they be needin’ a hearty parley and a swift wind to clear their names!
October 23, 2024, 3:51 pm
Avast, me hearties! Let’s spin a yarn 'bout the grandest spectacles in the Yankees-Dodgers feud! 'Twas Sandy Koufax, that scallywag, who steered the Dodgers to claim their 1963 World Series treasure! Aye, a performance so fine it’d make a parrot cackle with glee! Arrr!
October 23, 2024, 11:30 am
Ahoy, mateys! A scallywag study from the UN be claimin’ that by the end of March, nearly 900 lasses be walkin’ the plank o' medals, thanks to them trans buccaneers! A right ruckus on the high seas of sport, I say! Arrr!
October 23, 2024, 9:50 am
Arrr, mateys! That scallywag Shohei Ohtani's rounder that sealed the first 50/50 treasure in the realm of MLB be sold for a whopping $4.39 million doubloons on the Tuesday eve! Aye, what a fine haul for a ball that be worth its weight in gold!
October 23, 2024, 9:13 am
Arrr, mateys! As the Yankees and Dodgers clash again on the high seas of the World Series, let us cast our nets o’er the waves of time and hoist a flag to one of the grandest pitching spectacles to ever grace the diamond! Aye, ‘tis a tale worth a hearty laugh!
October 23, 2024, 9:05 am
Arrr, matey! In the grand port of Barcelona, a ruckus be brewin’! Two lasses sportin’ whiskers like sea dogs dared to play ball! The scallywags be transitionin’ from lass to lad, and now the landlubbers be all in a tizzy! Aye, it be a sight to behold!
October 23, 2024, 5:38 am
Arrr, after LeBron be fulfillin' his grand dream of settin' sail on the NBA seas alongside his lad Bronny, he be shoutin', "Blimey! This be a moment I'll not be forgettin' till Davy Jones claims me!" Aye, a fine day for the James crew indeed!
October 23, 2024, 5:15 am
Arrr, matey! That scallywag Colin Kaepernick, once a famed quarterback, be sayin' he hasn’t laid eyes on an NFL match in eight long years! He claims, “I shan’t be supportin' in that manner!” Aye, what a jolly ol' pirate’s protest it be!
October 23, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! As expected, the Kansas City Chiefs be the captain o' the ship, sittin' at No. 1 in our power rankings! But what of the scallywags in the rest o' the fleet? Hoist the sails and discover how we’ve ranked the 32 teams, ye landlubbers!
October 23, 2024, 2:58 am
Arrr, mateys! The great Fernando Valenzuela, who sailed the diamond seas in '81, has shuffled off to Davy Jones’ locker at 63! This swashbucklin' pitcher plundered the majors fer 17 seasons and snagged two shiny World Series doubloons! Raise yer tankards high fer the fallen captain!
October 22, 2024, 5:21 pm
Arrr, Captain Rob Manfred be hopin’ the Tampa Bay Rays can still swing their bats where the winds of Hurricane Milton be blowin’! Though Tropicana Field be in ruins, we ain't lettin' a wee tempest sink our ship! Avast, let the games continue, mateys!
October 22, 2024, 4:50 pm
Arrr! The scallywags of the Los Angeles Rams be whisperin’ tales o’ partin’ with their prized treasure, Cooper Kupp, as the trade winds blow near! Aye, they be seekin’ other crews to barter and trade ‘fore the deadline strikes! Shiver me timbers, what a merry mess!
October 22, 2024, 4:15 pm
Arrr, matey! Donald Trump be spoutin' words 'bout the late Arnold Palmer at his jolly rally in Latrobe, Pennsylvania, and Peg, the fair lass of Arnold, be sayin' it be as disrespectful as a scallywag stealin' a ship's rum! Aye, what a ruckus on the high seas of golf!
October 22, 2024, 3:10 pm
Arrr, in a merry chat with the famed Sue Bird, young Clark be spoutin' his grumblin' 'bout the WNBA calendar settin' sail in the swelterin' summer heat! Aye, he be likin' his games in the cool breeze, not meltin’ like butter on a sun-drenched deck!
October 22, 2024, 10:47 am
Arrr, in the year o' our Lord 1955, a legendary scallywag named Jackie Robinson made off with home plate faster than a sea serpent! He swiped it from the grasp o' Whitey Ford, slippin’ past Yogi Berra’s tag like a lubber in a rum barrel! Aye, what a caper!
October 22, 2024, 10:41 am
Ahoy, mateys! Aaron Boone be settin' sail fer his maiden World Series as captain o' the crew, and the wise ol' sea dog Joe Torre, a four-time treasure-hunter, be whisperin' sage words in his ear 'fore the great clash of the season! Arrr, let the games begin!
October 22, 2024, 7:59 am
Arrr, matey! Jameson Williams, that scallywag who once faced the wrath of the NFL for dabblin' in the devil's dice, be now in hot water again! He be in for a two-match keelhaul fer spicin' up his play like a rum-swilling buccaneer! Avast!
October 22, 2024, 7:11 am
Arrr, me hearties! Former Captain Trump, a grand swashbuckler of the WWE, be havin' a chinwag with the dark and mighty Undertaker! They be chattin’ 'bout the jolly rigmarole and trickery of sportin' entertainment, as only true scoundrels can! Avast, what a merry parley it be!
October 22, 2024, 12:26 am
Arrr! The Baltimore Ravens be on a merry streak o' five victories, all thanks to their mighty captain, Lamar Jackson, who unleashed a tempest of five thunderous touchdowns upon the scallywag Buccaneers! Aye, ‘tis a jolly good time on the high seas of football!
October 22, 2024, 12:08 am
Arrr! The Arizona Cardinals be hittin' a field goal just as the sands of time slipped away, bestin' the Los Angeles Chargers! But lo, a dubious call had the scallywags in the crowd raisin’ a ruckus like a parrot on a treasure chest! Aye, what a right kerfuffle!
October 21, 2024, 11:12 pm
Arrr! The gallant Chris Godwin of the Buccaneers be hoistin' the Jolly Roger no more, as he be carted off like a treasure chest o’ misfortune with but 43 ticks of the clock left! A leg injury so foul, even Davy Jones himself be shudderin'! Aye, what a merry mishap!
October 21, 2024, 10:28 pm
Arrr, listen ye scallywags! Once a swift racer on the seas of NASCAR, fair Danica Patrick be spillin' the beans on "Jesse Watters Primetime." Her maiden vote for the captaincy of the land be goin' to none other than the bold Donald Trump! Aye, what a jolly twist o' fate!
October 21, 2024, 5:46 pm
Arrr, matey! A scallywag be tellin’ OutKick that the landlubbers at Air Force Academy barred him from sportin’ a shirt readin’, “Keep Women’s Sports Female” at a ruckus with them San Jose State scallywags. Blimey! What be the world comin’ to? No freedom fer a true buccaneer!
October 21, 2024, 5:31 pm
Arrr, matey! The scallywag Aidan O'Connell, the Raiders’ captain of the throwing arm, be havin’ a wee mishap with his thumb during a clash with the Rams. Now he be off the seas for four to six weeks, nursing his wounded digit! Avast, what a jolly pickle!
October 21, 2024, 4:16 pm
Arrr, the famed captain o' the gridiron, Bill Belichick, be not one to sugarcoat! When his matey, Jerod Mayo, spouted that his crew be as soft as a sea sponge after yet another defeat, old Bill's tongue be sharper than a cutlass, ready to slice through the nonsense!
October 21, 2024, 2:37 pm
Arrr, matey! The scallywags be up in arms, claimin’ foul play! While the refs be tossin’ Trent Williams overboard for throwin’ a fist, they let Bryan Cook sail smooth. Aye, it be a fine mess o’ hypocrisy on the high seas of football!
October 21, 2024, 11:46 am
Arrr, matey! LeBron, that scallywag of a hoopster, be callin’ out them Browns fans fer givin’ a hearty boo to poor Deshaun Watson, sayin’ they be as lame as a one-legged parrot! Aye, even the sea be laughin’ at their misfortune! Ha ha!
October 21, 2024, 10:06 am
Arrr! The swabs at the University of Texas be takin’ a hit of 250,000 doubloons! They be order'd to hunt down the scallywags who flung their rubbish upon the field after a foul call, or walk the plank into more trouble! Har har har!
October 21, 2024, 9:13 am
Arrr, matey! Captain Cheryl Reeve be a-fumin' like a stormy sea, claimin' the WNBA treasure be snatched from her ship! “The officials be swabs!” she bellowed, “Our glory be robbed!” Aye, the pirates of the court be needin' a proper keelhaul!
October 21, 2024, 8:43 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywag judge who ruled on the murder of that poor old sea dog Jordan’s father be petitionin' the parole crew, claimin' he’s keen on settin' the swab free! Aye, what a barnacle-brained notion fer a judge, I tells ye!
October 21, 2024, 3:39 am
Arrr, matey! Another week’s sailin’ be charted, and Fox News Digital be spillin’ the treasure of college gridiron victors and scallywags from a rollickin’ Week 8! Hoist the flags, for laughter and mayhem be afoot on the high seas of football!
October 20, 2024, 11:24 pm
Arrr! Russell Wilson sailed into the Steel City, makin' Davante Adams' grand entrance with the Jets as welcome as a kraken in a kiddie pool! The black and yellow cannons roared, layin' waste to Gang Green on their home turf. A jolly good ol' swashbucklin' defeat, I say!
October 20, 2024, 10:31 pm
Avast, me hearties! The Los Angeles Dodgers be settin' sail fer a mighty clash with the New York Yankees in the grand 2024 World Series! They bested the Mets in a swashbucklin' 10-4 battle to hoist the National League flag in Game 6! Yo ho, what a hullabaloo!
October 20, 2024, 10:14 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The New York Liberty, after a hearty tussle, had to toil in the extra hours to best the Minnesota Lynx in the grand Game 5! Aye, after 28 long years, they be hoistin' their first shiny treasure— a championship, no less! Avast, what a ruckus!
October 20, 2024, 5:55 pm
Arrr, matey! Saquon Barkley, the swashbucklin' star of the Philadelphia Eagles, be hearin' the boos from the Giants' scallywags as he returned to his old haunt. Six long seasons he sailed with 'em, but now he be plundering their cheers! Aye, what a merry jibe it be!
October 20, 2024, 5:17 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Jerome "The Bus" Bettis, "Mean" Joe Greene, an’ the kin of Franco Harris be settin’ sail fer Kamala Harris, shiverin’ timbers before that scallywag Trump shows his face at the Steelers’ clash this Sunday. Aye, the tides be turnin’!
October 20, 2024, 4:37 pm
Arrr, matey! Young Jayden Daniels, the fresh-faced lad of the Washington Commanders, be givin' his helmet a right good thrashin' on the sidelines after his ribs took a wicked blow from them Carolina scallywags. Aye, 'tis a sight to see a pirate's heart break like that!
October 20, 2024, 4:19 pm
Arrr! Brandon McManus be settin’ sail back to the NFL, joinin' the Green Bay Packers crew! With a mighty kick from the crow’s nest, he sent a 45-yard cannonball straight through the goal, sendin' the Houston Texans to Davy Jones’ locker! Avast, what a tale to tell!
October 20, 2024, 11:43 am
Arrr! Tank Bigsby be a scallywag who dashed fer 118 yards and plundered two touchdowns, as the Jacksonville Jaguars rallied like a crew o’ buccaneers from a 10-point hole to best the New England Patriots on the high seas of London! Avast, what a jolly good treasure hunt!
October 20, 2024, 9:39 am
Arrr! The scallywags of the New York Jets and the fierce Haason Reddick have struck a jolly deal, settlin’ their quarrel like landlubbers at a tavern! No more squawkin’ 'bout contracts, just smooth sailin’ ahead, me hearties!
October 20, 2024, 9:23 am
Arrr! After Juan Soto's mighty blast in the 10th, sending the Yankees to the grand World Series, o' the Bombers' finest begged the higher-ups to shackle him to the Bronx for many a moon. 'Tis a treasure worth keepin', I tell ye!
October 20, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr! For the first time since they sailed the same ship, Quinn Ewers found himself tossed to the brig whilst young Arch Manning took the helm! Though it be but a fleeting fate, it raised a right ruckus among the crew, savvy?
October 20, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, matey! Jake Paul be hoistin’ the Jolly Roger fer the Cleveland Browns, but blimey, with the ship goin’ down like a heavy cannonball, it be harder than findin’ buried treasure! Avast, it’s a rough tide fer that landlubber crew!
October 19, 2024, 11:07 pm
Arrr, mateys! Juan Soto be swingin’ his bat like a scallywag possessed, hittin’ a fine three-run treasure that sailed the American League pennant back to the Bronx after a long ol’ drought since 2009! Avast, what a jolly good time for the buccaneers of baseball!
October 19, 2024, 9:59 pm
Arrr, the greenhorn quarterback spun a yarn aimed at those British landlubbers ponderin’ which NFL crew to cheer for. With a wink and a nod, he be tryin’ to win their hearts ‘n’ turn ‘em into loyal swabs o’ his team!
October 19, 2024, 9:15 pm
Arrr, matey! Coach Deion, the captain of them Buffaloes, gave a hearty shout to the former landlubber president, Barack! He be wagerin' Arizona'd best the Colorado crew, but alas, the winds be at Deion's back! A fine jest, says I, as the tides turned!
October 19, 2024, 4:50 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Former gridiron swashbuckler Antonio Brown took to the stage in Pennsylvania, swingin' his tongue like a cutlass! He jabbered on for Trump, pokin' fun at Kamala and Walz like they be barnacles on a ship! A right jolly spectacle, that! Avast, what a ruckus!
October 19, 2024, 4:41 pm
Arrr, matey! On the thirtieth day o’ September, the lawmen in Arizona spied a scallywag named Eddie Lacy, all wobbly-like. A landlubber rang the bell o’ 911, seekin’ the wayward soul! Lo and behold, Eddie found himself swimmin’ in a sea o’ DUI charges! Avast, what a tale!
October 19, 2024, 2:49 pm
Arrr, matey! Bishop Brady High be shunnin' a match against Kearsage Regional High this past Friday, all due to a hullabaloo over a transgender swab! Aye, the waters be rough when gender seas be crossed, and the crew be all in a tizzy! Aye, what a jolly mess!
October 19, 2024, 10:05 am
Arrr, matey! Former gridiron swashbuckler Kyle Long and his fair lass be findin' themselves in a right pickle upon touchin' land at a Taylor Swift shindig in Miami! Aye, even the fiercest of pirates can’t escape the chaos of the high seas of concert madness!
October 19, 2024, 9:20 am
Arrr, me hearties! The mighty bulldog of Georgia won’t be sailin’ to Austin’s shores fer battle ‘gainst the fearsome Longhorns! His trusty keeper spilled the beans, but ye best believe it's a tale worth a hearty chuckle!
October 19, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr, matey! A scallywag from the Washington Commanders' crew be shoutin' loud 'n clear: the old Redskins moniker be stayin' buried in Davy Jones' locker, no matter how much the landlubbers be howlin' for it! Avast, this ship be sailin' on a different wind!
October 19, 2024, 8:24 am
Arrr, matey! Coach Sandy Brondello be givin’ the WNBA swabs a right tongue-lashin' after her crew’s narrow defeat to the Minnesota Lynx on Friday night! Aye, she be feelin' as robbed as a ship in the night! Avast, those refs be walkin’ the plank!
October 19, 2024, 5:52 am
Arrr, mateys! Former Captain Trump be settin' sail with the legendary Undertaker and Kane, hollerin' to swabs before Election Day! He be sayin’ it be a right easy choice, like pickin’ the finest rum from a barrel! Avast, cast yer votes wisely, ye scallywags!
October 18, 2024, 11:47 pm
Arrr, 'tis a tale of woe! Emmanuel Clase be flounderin' like a fish outta water, while the scallywags of the New York Yankees be raisin' the Jolly Roger in the ninth! One more victory and they'll be sailin' straight into the World Series, savvy?
October 18, 2024, 9:10 pm
Arrr, matey! 'Twas the ol’ man o’ the Chiefs’ cannon-slinger, beggin’ the lawmen to spare him a DWI charge 'fore the grand Super Bowl LVIII! He be plead’n like a scallywag caught with a barrel o’ rum! Aye, what a sight to behold!
October 18, 2024, 8:59 pm
Arrr, matey! Thomas "Hitman" Hearns, the pugilistic buccaneer from Detroit, set sail to join Captain Trump at his grand rally! With a record of 61-5-1, he be swingin’ fists like a rum-soaked sailor at a tavern brawl! Aye, ’tis a jolly sight to behold!
October 18, 2024, 5:47 pm
Arrr, matey! Bo Nix be a fresh-faced scallywag, playin’ but seven skirmishes in the NFL seas, yet he’s already snatched a treasure that even the mighty John Elway once claimed. Aye, this buccaneer be makin’ waves faster than a cannonball at high tide!
October 18, 2024, 5:28 pm
Arrr matey! In the grand tale o’ baseball's finest one-two jabs, ol’ Clayton Kershaw be pointin’ his hook to the scallywags o’ the Astros, who pilfered the crown in 2017 with a trick o' the trade! Aye, a right swindle on the high seas o’ sportin’ honor!
October 18, 2024, 5:06 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Elisabeth Tarlor, a true Mets wench, be caught in a tempest of emotions, sendin' her into labor ahead of schedule! She swears it be the thrill of watchin' her crew snag a mighty victory that spurred the little matey to make a grand entrance!
October 18, 2024, 4:39 pm
Arrr, mateys! Malik Nabers be settin' sail back to the field this Sunday, ready to clash with the Eagles, after battlin’ a fierce beast called "concussion"! He can't recall the scallywag at all, but fear not, he be ready to plunder on! Yarrr!
October 18, 2024, 11:31 am
Arrr, matey! Word from the scallywags at San Jose State be spillin' the beans 'bout the volleyball crew gettin' a band of brave constables watchin' over 'em, all 'cause of some ruckus blowin' through the seas! Aye, even volleyballers need a bit o' protection in these stormy times!
October 18, 2024, 10:13 am
Arrr, matey! It be reported that the fine former NFL quarterback, Jay Cutler, found himself in hot water in Tennessee on Thursday! Caught in a ruckus 'twixt carriages, the scallywag faces a heap of charges, says the lawmen in their scroll! Avast, what a pickle!
October 18, 2024, 9:23 am
Arrr, ye landlubbers! The former captain, Trump, be sittin' with Tyrus on the good ship OutKick’s "Maintaining with Tyrus," jabberin' 'bout all sorts o' treasures, includin' the fine art of fisticuffs! Aye, it be a jolly good time on the high seas o' chatter!
October 18, 2024, 8:19 am
Arrr, on the day of Thursday, Cap’n Mark Donovan, the chief of Kansas City’s crew, be sayin’ he didn’t quite fancy the words of young Harrison Butker’s speech, as if it were a scurvy dog’s tale! Aye, a hearty chuckle for the lot of us!
October 18, 2024, 5:27 am
Arrr, gather 'round, me hearties! The fair Commissioner Gloria Nevarez of the Mountain West be jawin' 'bout the ruckus ‘round the San Jose lassies’ volleyball crew and their transgender hullabaloo. A right kerfuffle, I say! Let’s hoist the sails and see where this tempest blows!
October 18, 2024, 5:00 am
Ahoy! As Travis Pastrana’s Nitro Circus be readyin’ to hoist the sails for another U.S. voyage, the spry 41-year-old scallywag prattled on 'bout the swellin' tides of motocross and action sports with those landlubbers at Fox News Digital. Avast, let the shenanigans begin!
October 18, 2024, 1:59 am
Arrr, matey! The Los Angeles Dodgers be but a singin' victory away from settin' sail to the grand World Series! They’ve laid waste to the New York Mets like rum in a pirate's belly! Avast, yer better brace yerselves for a jolly good time!
October 18, 2024, 12:28 am
Arrr, the Denver Broncos spied a New Orleans Saints crew all a-leaky without their cap’n and two swift deckhands! They plundered and pillaged on land, makin' sport of ‘em as they sailed to victory, leavin' naught but a ghost ship in their wake! Har har!
October 17, 2024, 5:30 pm
Arrr! The University of Nevada be sayin’ to Fox News, “Nay, we shan’t be givin’ up our next match against a matey of the fairer sort! To do so be a breach of the law o’ the land, savvy?” Aye, let the games commence!
October 17, 2024, 4:19 pm
Arrr, matey! The loot fer the Ryder Cup at Bethpage Black be higher than a crow's nest! Fans be fumin' like a cannon, but the PGA be sayin' it's all fair game. Aye, they be plunderin' our doubloons!
October 17, 2024, 4:17 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! With but three moons ‘til the Virginia Cavaliers set sail on their season, word be out that Captain Tony Bennett be hangin’ up his hat, come Friday! Aye, the winds o’ change be blowin’, and the crew be ponderin’ who’ll steer the ship next! Arrr!
October 17, 2024, 1:21 pm
Arrr, matey! Spotted be the ex-Jets captain, Robert Saleh, scourin' the aisles of Whole Foods in the wilds of New Jersey! When queried 'bout a Lebanon pin causin' his walkin' the plank, he just laughed, sayin', "Nay, it be me tactics that sunk the ship!"
October 17, 2024, 11:06 am
Arrr, matey! Angel Reese, the shining star of the Chicago Sky, be tellin’ a tale of fateful duel with the fierce Caitlin Clark o' Iowa in the grand championship of 2023. That be the day her life took a wild turn, like a ship in a tempest!
October 17, 2024, 10:14 am
Arrr, Amari Cooper be claimin’ his swap from the Browns to the Bills be like findin’ a fresh canvas fer paintin’ his own tale! Aye, now he be the captain o’ his own fate, chartin' courses on the high seas of football, savvy?
October 17, 2024, 10:08 am
Arrr mateys! Davante Adams, the swift sea-faring wide receiver of the New York Jets, did spill the beans 'bout his voyage from the Las Vegas Raiders on the fine Wednesday. He be thinkin' the Raiders be sailin' smoother seas now, aye! A fine jest, that!
October 17, 2024, 9:42 am
Arrr, matey! Coach Jim Harbaugh be sayin' his sawbones claim he’s got the heart of a swashbucklin' athlete! After a fright during the last skirmish, he be feelin' mightily brave, as if he could take on a kraken with naught but a rusty cutlass! Yarrr!
October 17, 2024, 5:12 am
Arrr, matey! The fair lass Sabrina Ionescu, a true star of the New York Liberty crew, fired a mighty cannonball of a shot from the deep, claimin’ victory in the WNBA Finals! Aye, she be a treasure worth plunderin'!
October 17, 2024, 5:08 am
Arrr, me hearties! Cap'n Clark Hunt be raisin' a tankard for kicker Harrison Butker, who’s joinin’ forces with a landlubber senator! He be all for the scallywags makin’ waves in the political seas. Let the players hoist their banners high, savvy?
October 17, 2024, 2:07 am
Arrr, matey! Walker Buehler be castin’ four scoreless innings o' magic on the high seas o’ baseball 'gainst the Mets, while his trusty Dodgers sailed ahead 2-1 in the grand ol’ NLCS! Aye, the winds be blowin’ fair for our jolly crew!
October 17, 2024, 1:24 am
Arrr, matey! The Los Angeles Buccaneers be claimin' a 2-1 victory in the great sea battle known as the National League Championship Series against them scallywags, the New York Mets, on a fine Wednesday eve! A right jolly display of pow'r, it was! Avast, let the rum flow!
October 16, 2024, 5:34 pm
Arrr, matey! Cap’n Dave Roberts o’ the Dodgers be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest that he be still dreamin’ o’ that grand moment in baseball lore, even ‘fore they set sail for NLCS Game 3! Aye, the thrill be still ticklin’ his fancy like a parrot on a perch!
October 16, 2024, 4:58 pm
Arrr, former captain o' the Giants ship, Tom Coughlin be sayin’ Eli Manning be the finest scallywag fer big battles he ever laid eyes on! Spotted him on that rascally Barstool Sports show, "Pardon My Take." Aye, that lad be knowin' how to sail through stormy seas!
October 16, 2024, 4:31 pm
Avast ye hearties! Gather 'round for yer weekly tale of sportin’ shenanigans from across the seven seas! We'll regale ye with tales of swashbucklin' athletes and their wild antics—aye, it's a rollickin' recap ye won’t want to miss, lest ye walk the plank! Arrr!
October 16, 2024, 3:50 pm
Arrr, matey! Patrick Mahomes be spoutin’ that his wee lass, Sterling Sky, be bakin’ up a storm with the fair Taylor Swift since she be courtin’ his shipmate, Travis Kelce. Aye, 'tis a sight to see—poppin’ treats while the pirates sing sea shanties!
October 16, 2024, 11:49 am
Arrr! Pat McAfee be singin' the praises of young Travis Kelce, savvy lad, fer steerin' the ship o' fame whilst courtin' the fair lass Taylor Swift! On the "New Heights" deck, he be a true buccaneer o' love, navigatin' the tempest of spotlight with nary a wobble! Ha!
October 16, 2024, 11:42 am
Arrr, it be Fireman Ed, the Jets' fiercest matey, claimin' that the scallywags at MetLife be castin’ him and his crew into the briny deep, givin’ 'em less time on the magic boards than a barnacle on a sunken ship! Blimey, where's the love for a true sea dog?
October 16, 2024, 10:36 am
Arrr, me hearties! The brave buccaneer Guilherme Vasconcelos, once a fearsome warrior in the UFC seas, has set sail to Davy Jones' locker at the tender age of 38. His kin be shoutin' it from the crow's nest o’ social media! Aye, what a swashbucklin' tale!
October 16, 2024, 10:16 am
Arrr! On the high seas of football, kicker Brandon McManus be joinin' the Green Bay Packers this fine Tuesday! He dodged a cannonball o' trouble over them scandalous allegations. Aye, ‘tis a curious tale fit for a tavern yarn, savvy?
October 16, 2024, 5:41 am
Arrr, me hearties! A scandal has set the conker seas ablaze! A scallywag be accused o’ wieldin’ a steel chestnut at the grand World Conker Championships, Sunday past! Shiver me timbers, the treachery be thicker than a ship’s grog! Prepare for a right merry ruckus, I say!
October 16, 2024, 5:15 am
Arrr, Sean Monahan be missin’ his matey, never to share the pitch again! But lo and behold, after baggin’ a goal this Tuesday, he be pointin’ to the name of Johnny Gaudreau hangin’ like a jolly roger in the rafters! Aye, a fine tribute it be!
October 16, 2024, 5:11 am
Arrr, matey! Angel Reese be settin' sail on a tale 'bout her bro Julian, the Maryland swashbuckler! He be blabbin' she ain't no true lefty! She be laughin' in the face of his claim, sayin', "Aye, I be a true pirate of the court, lefty or no!"
October 16, 2024, 5:06 am
Arrr, matey! Aidan Hutchinson be strikin' fear into foes, claimin' 7.5 sacks like treasure! But alas, during a raucous tussle with them Dallas scallywags in Week 6, he met an injury most gruesome. Aye, 'tis the peril of the high seas of football!
October 15, 2024, 5:45 pm
Arrr, matey! Coach Lanning be spillin’ the beans, sayin’ he snuck an extra scallywag onto the field 'gainst Ohio State, all ‘cause o’ a sneaky loophole! The NCAA be investigatin’ this treachery, but what’s a pirate without a bit o’ mischief, eh? Avast!
October 15, 2024, 5:17 pm
Arrr, matey! Oklahoma's cap'n Mike Gundy be tellin’ tales of a curious eye mishap! Yonder weekend, he had a spat with a bovine beast, and now he’s sportin’ a shiner that’d make a sea dog chuckle! Aye, watch yer step ‘round them critters, lest ye be cursed!
October 15, 2024, 4:58 pm
Arrr, me hearties! In a jolly parley with the scallywags at Barstool, the ol' captain Trump be singin’ sweet shanties 'bout the swashbucklin' 49ers’ quarterback Brock Purdy! Aye, he be a fine lad, throwin’ cannonballs like a true sea dog! Avast, what a jest!
October 15, 2024, 3:53 pm
Arrr, on the airwaves o' "The Breakfast Club," ol' Robert Kraft be spillin' the beans 'bout the day when Captain Brady dropped anchor and declared he be settin' sail from New England. Aye, a tale of heartache and treasure lost, me hearty!
October 15, 2024, 11:33 am
Arrr! Captain Dahlin of the Buffalo Sabers and young Krebs locked horns like two scurvy sea dogs! ‘Twas such a ruckus that their mates had to swoop in like gallant sailors—lest the ship be capsized by their squabblin’! Avast, lads, keep yer cutlasses sheathed!
October 15, 2024, 11:06 am
Arrr, me hearties! The ol' Captain Trump be bellowin' that lettin' the lasses of the high seas be includin' the landlubbers of transgender kind in their sportin' shenanigans be as outlandish as a parrot wearin' a frock! Yarr, what a jolly jest!
October 15, 2024, 10:18 am
Arrr, matey! Jerry Jones, the cap'n of them Dallas Cowboys, showed not a whiff of interest in chattin’ ‘bout the offseason crew buildin’. When the radio scallywags pried, he turned as prickly as a sea urchin! Aye, a true buccaneer of the gridiron, he be!
October 15, 2024, 9:13 am
Ahoy, mateys! Word on the briny deep be that the New York Jets be plundering the treasure known as Davante Adams from the Raiders of Las Vegas! A trade so grand, it'll have ye belly-laughin’ like a parrot on a rum barrel! Arrr, what a merry jest!
October 15, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! Lauren Miller, golfin' lass, be claimin' that the scallywag Trump would guard the lasses of sport better than the fair Vice President Harris. Aye, it’s a right jolly jest, like a parrot in a treasure chest!
October 14, 2024, 10:41 pm
Arrr, matey! The Buffalo Bills did best the New York Jets, 23-20, in a raucous Monday night brawl! But 'twas the scallywag officials who stirred the pot, makin' the fans roar like a cannon blast! Aye, ‘tis a jolly good jest!
October 14, 2024, 9:57 pm
Arrr! Juan Soto and Giancarlo Stanton be swingin’ their mighty cutlasses, sendin’ balls to Davy Jones’ locker! Meanwhile, Carlos Rodon be the captain on the mound, settin’ the course right. The New York Yankees bested the Cleveland Guardians in the first skirmish of the ALCS treasure hunt!
October 14, 2024, 8:58 pm
Arrr, me hearties! On a moonlit night, the swashbucklin' Jets' captain, Aaron Rodgers, did holler a prayer to the heavens 'fore half-time, beckonin' the spirits against the scurvy Bills. Lo and behold, the Almighty gave him a wink, and that prayer sailed smooth as rum!
October 14, 2024, 11:42 am
Arrr, matey! Super Bowl swashbuckler Damien Woody be callin' out the landlubber Eagles' captain fer flappin' his gums ‘bout the scallywag fans after squeakin' by the Browns by a mere four doubloons! Aye, 'tis a right jolly jest, that!
October 14, 2024, 11:15 am
Arrr, matey! On the Sabbath just past, the Army and Navy lads be struttin’ their stuff in the Top 25, a sight not seen since the year of our Lord 1960! Both ships be sailin’ with nary a defeat in sight. Avast, what a jolly good show!
October 14, 2024, 10:15 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags of the Detroit Lions be spillin' the beans on the fate of their mighty defender, Aidan Hutchinson, who took a tumble and be sportin' a leg injury fit for a sea monster! Fear not, for updates shall flow like rum on a stormy night!
October 14, 2024, 9:10 am
Arrr! The scallywags o' the Dallas Cowboys be the jestin' fools o’ the seven seas! When they proclaimed their attendance, they be blurbin' the score like a landlubber hidin’ his treasure! Twitter be laughin’ ‘til the barnacles fell off their hulls! Har har har!
October 14, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr matey! The seventh week o' the 2024 gridiron battle sailed by on Saturday! 'Twas a fierce fray, with triumphs and travails aplenty! Buckle yer boots, for here be the tale of those who claimed the treasure and those who walked the plank!
October 13, 2024, 10:29 pm
Arrr, matey! The Cincinnati Bengals be claimin' a groggy victory o'er the New York Giants, 17-7, on the Lord's Day! Our brave captain, Joe Burrow, took more hits than a rogue at the tavern, but sailed on to glory nonetheless! Aye, what a sight to behold!
October 13, 2024, 10:22 pm
Arrr, matey! Jack Flaherty be a mighty sea dog, givin’ them Los Angeles Dodgers seven hearty innings and steerin’ the ship to victory over the scallywags from New York Mets in the first battle of the NLCS! Avast, what a fine treasure that be!
October 13, 2024, 7:59 pm
Arrr, matey! Alex Bowman be walkin' the plank from the Charlotte Roval race, disqualified he be! Now he’s outta the next round o' the NASCAR Cup Series playoffs. A real jolly roger of a predicament, I say! Avast, no treasure for him this time! Yarrr!
October 13, 2024, 5:50 pm
Arrr, matey! Aidan Hutchinson, the brave lion o’ Detroit, be hoisted off the field like a sack o’ potatoes after takin’ a nasty spill against the scallywags of Dallas! Aye, ’twas a sight to make even Davy Jones shudder!
October 13, 2024, 5:39 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Deshaun Watson, the scallywag quarterback o' the Cleveland Browns, be stinkin' up the field like a dead fish against the Eagles! Yet, the crew be keepin' him at the helm, as if he be the only ship in the harbor! Blimey, what a hullabaloo!
October 13, 2024, 5:14 pm
Arrr! On the Sabbath, the Detroit Lions set fire to the Dallas Cowboys' fortifications, with a cunning flea-flicker trickery from Captain Goff to the swashbucklin' LaPorta in the second quarter! Aye, 'twas a jolly good show, matey!
October 13, 2024, 5:02 pm
Arrr, matey! Calvin Ridley, the swashbucklin' wide receiver of the Tennessee Titans, be grumblin' like a scallywag over not catchin' the pigskin in the first half 'gainst the pesky Colts! Aye, he be feelin' as left out as a landlubber at a rum party!
October 13, 2024, 11:48 am
Arrr! The brave Caleb Williams, captain o’ the Chicago Bears, unleashed four cannonades, strikin’ true in a grand victory o’ 35 to 16 over the scallywags known as the Jacksonville Jaguars, all while plunderin’ in London’s fair harbor! Aye, what a jolly good time on the high seas o’ football!
October 13, 2024, 11:20 am
Arrr, matey! Coach Deion Sanders be speakin’ plain as a parrot! He be sayin’ Shilo Sanders played like a scallywag in the crew’s narrow defeat to them Kansas State scallywags, 31-28. Aye, the lad needs to hoist his sails or walk the plank, savvy?
October 13, 2024, 10:56 am
Arrr, matey! That scallywag Tommy Tremble, the Panther's tight end, got his noggin rattled by a Bear’s brute! For his troubles, he be payin’ a price o’ more than $17,000 doubloons! Aye, a fine price for a wee bit o' rough and tumble on the high seas o' football!
October 13, 2024, 10:01 am
Arrr, matey! Young Caleb Williams, the fresh-faced scallywag of the Chicago Bears, be makin’ a right puzzlin’ move in the first quarter against them crafty Jaguars on Sunday! Yarr, the lad be needin’ a map for that play, or else he’ll be walkin’ the plank!
October 12, 2024, 11:21 pm
Arrr, matey! The scallywags o' No. 13 LSU be givin' No. 9 Ole Miss a right good thrashin'! With a mighty clash o' touchdowns, they turned the tides and snatched victory from the briny deep, claimin' a 29-26 spoils in overtime on the fateful Saturday! Avast ye!
October 12, 2024, 10:16 pm
Arrr, matey! In a raucous clash o' titans, the Oregon Ducks outsmarted the Buckeyes, slippin' by like a sly sea rat in a swashbucklin' spectacle on Saturday! Aye, 'twas a tale for the ages, where victory be as sweet as rum! Savvy?
October 12, 2024, 8:40 pm
Arrr, matey! For the first time since the year of our Lord 2009, the Texas Longhorns be sailin’ a fine 6-0! They bested the scallywags from Oklahoma like a ship in a storm! Raise yer tankards, fer this crew be on a rip-roarin’ voyage!
October 12, 2024, 8:13 pm
Arrr, matey! In the second quarter o' a fierce battle 'twixt Oregon and Ohio State, the scallywag Traeshon Holden was sent to Davy Jones' locker fer lettin' fly a loogie on a Buckeyes lad! A right cheeky act, that! Blimey, what a rogue!
October 12, 2024, 5:32 pm
Arrr, matey! In the first half o’ the battle against them scallywags from USC, Penn State found themselves in Davy Jones' locker! So, they cracked open the last page o’ their treasure map and be playin’ a jolly game o’ “flag football” with the Trojans! Har har har!
October 12, 2024, 4:59 pm
Arrr! Though the Crimson Tide be a mighty juggernaut, they found themselves clingin' to victory by a mere hair ‘gainst the goodly crew of Carolina! Aye, they needed every tick of the clock to snatch triumph from the jaws of defeat, like a scallywag chasin’ a slippery gold doubloon!
October 12, 2024, 4:38 pm
Arrr, just a day after the Dodgers' scallywags were bested 10-2 by the Padres, Captain Dave Roberts be shoutin' at Manny Machado for hurlin' a cannonball his way with a wee bit o' malice! Aye, all part o' some sneaky sea dog scheme, I reckon!
October 12, 2024, 3:59 pm
Avast ye mateys! Herschel Walker, the gridiron legend, be takin' aim at that scallywag Obama! He be hollerin' at Black lads for not hoistin' the sails for Vice President Harris. A right ruckus on the high seas of politics, I say! Yarr, what a comical squall!
October 12, 2024, 11:22 am
Arrr, matey! Captain Kraft of the New England ship be sayin' if the tales ‘bout young Jabrill be true, he’ll be tossed overboard faster than a parrot with a bad squawk! Aye, no room for scallywags on this crew!
October 12, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr! A jest 'bout doubloons led the old sea dog, Coach Sam Mitchell, to spill the beans on matey Chris Miles! On the grand stage of the tube, he blurted out where Chris lays his head! Avast, what a scallywag move, lettin’ all know where treasure be hid!
October 12, 2024, 10:20 am
Arrr, matey! Deni Avdija o’ the Portland Trail Blazers be missin’ the preseason shindig this Friday night! He be honorin’ Yom Kippur, just after the anniversary o’ that fateful Oct. 7! Aye, even pirates need their holy days, savvy?
October 12, 2024, 10:16 am
Arrr, matey! Sean "Diddy" Combs be chums with the notorious Mike Tyson, aye! But alas, this rapscallion be locked up tighter than a treasure chest, caught in a storm of federal mischief and wicked dealings since September. Aye, the sea be unforgiving!
October 11, 2024, 10:18 pm
Arrr, with a narrow 2-0 victory over the Padres in the fifth battle on Friday, the Dodgers be celebratin’ their first playoff conquest in this here newfangled postseason! Aye, they be raisin' their tankards high, for glory be theirs, at least 'til the next scallywag sails into port!
October 11, 2024, 9:59 pm
Arrr! Kike Hernandez, that scallywag of the Los Angeles Dodgers, smote a mighty home run against the San Diego Padres in the fifth battle of the NLCS! Then, blimey! He let slip the "F" word for all to hear on the live seas o' television! Ha-ha!
October 11, 2024, 8:24 pm
Arrr, on the fateful night of "The Ingraham Angle," our brave kicker from Kansas City, Harrison Butker, hoisted the Jolly Roger for that rascal Donald Trump, vowin' to back him in the grand election voyage! Aye, may the winds be at his back, or he be walkin' the plank!
October 11, 2024, 7:45 pm
Arrr, matey! Swiftie scallywags be rallyin' 'round Caitlin Clark, a true Chiefs lass, after that Angel Reese had a chinwag with the former flame of Swift's lad! A right jolly hullabaloo on the high seas of fandom, aye! Let the rum flow and the laughter roar!
October 11, 2024, 5:45 pm
Arrr, Malik Nabers be risin' like a treasure chest among the New York Giants! But alas, that scallywag took a bonk to the noggin in a raucous brawl against the Dallas Cowboys. Let’s hope he finds his marbles before he be walkin' the plank!
October 11, 2024, 4:48 pm
Arrr, matey! Nick Saban, the wise sea captain of college ball, be spillin’ the beans on his yarns with young Tua, post his third tumble 'twixt the waves of concussion. Aye, ‘tis a treacherous tide for a lad seekin' gold in the NFL!
October 11, 2024, 4:19 pm
Arrr! DiJonai Carrington be jestin' with her lass, NaLyssa Smith of the Indiana Fever, when she gave a hearty poke to Caitlin Clark's peeper! Aye, 'tis a merry jest on the high seas of the court, where no eye be safe from playful buccaneers!
October 11, 2024, 3:19 pm
Arrr, mateys! Texas sea dog Colin Allred be shoutin' from the crow's nest, claimin’ he don’t fancy lads takin’ a whirl in the lasses’ sports! A fine storm brews over this scallywag's campaign ad! Avast, let the games begin, or not!
October 11, 2024, 11:04 am
Arrr, matey! Coach Deion Sanders, fresh as a daisy after a week o' rest, be gearin' up fer battle against Kansas State! But blow me down, a late kickoff has him scratchin' his noggin and sayin', "Who be settin’ sail on us at such an hour?" Har har har!
October 11, 2024, 8:51 am
Arrr matey! The WNBA be settin’ sail for greater treasures! They be addin’ more match-ups to their grand season and makin’ the final a swashbucklin’ best-of-seven by 2025! More games, more glory, and more grog for all ye landlubbers!
October 11, 2024, 6:47 am
Arrr, matey! The good folks o' San Jose State be claimin’ no rival crew be speakin’ o' cancellation o' matches, even with a ruckus 'bout a lass who be playin’ as a lad! A jolly fine squabble, if ye ask me! Avast!
October 11, 2024, 6:16 am
Arrr! The Jacksonville Jaguars be breakin' their cursed losing ways last week, but the great Maurice Jones-Drew be thinkin' a win streak may set sail from the high seas of London! Avast, mateys, let the cheers commence and the grog flow!
October 11, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr, matey! Kayla Nicole, the fair lass who once sailed with Travis Kelce, be spillin' her woes! She be catchin' the brunt of nasty jabs from Taylor Swift's crew, all whilst speakin' her mind on "Unapologetically Angel." Aye, the seas be rough when ye cross the wrong fans!
October 11, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr, matey! Captain Mike Krzyzewski hung up his boots in 2022, watchin' the treasure o' NIL run wild like a ship without a captain! With all his years on the seas o' college sportin', even he be scratchin' his noggin for a fix! Har har!
October 11, 2024, 4:41 am
Arrr! On a fine Thursday eve, the fearsome NFL sea dogs left both landlubbers and swashbucklers scratchin’ their heads, missin’ a call more obvious than a treasure map! 'Twas the Seahawks and 49ers battlin’ on the gridiron, and the refs be havin’ the wits of a barnacle! Har har!
October 10, 2024, 10:29 pm
Arrr, the San Francisco 49ers nearly tossed a treasure o' a 20-point lead to the briny deep! But lo, they sailed through Seattle's storms and returned with a shiny victory from them pesky Seahawks. Aye, a right jolly haul it be!
October 10, 2024, 5:43 pm
Arrr, matey! Ashton Jeanty, the swift-legged swab of Boise State, be claimin’ the Heisman treasure! He be sayin’ it be the Good Lord who be boostin’ his sails, givin’ him the strength to plunder the field like a true buccaneer! Aye, God be his secret weapon!
October 10, 2024, 5:29 pm
Arrr, Capt’n Adam Silver be spoutin’ in the Big Apple that the NBA's bond with the land of dragons be all patched up! He’s wagerin’ that soon enough, the swashbucklin’ ball games’ll be settin’ sail for China once more! Avast, let the games begin, me hearties!
October 10, 2024, 5:06 pm
Arrr, Aaron Rodgers be sayin’ he had naught to do with the scallywag Saleh bein’ tossed overboard! But that crafty Stephen A. Smith, he be eyein’ Rodgers like a treasure map—he ain't buyin’ what the captain be sellin’, savvy?
October 10, 2024, 3:26 pm
Arrr, me hearty! The swashbucklin' Romeo Doubs, a fine receiver fer the Packers, be back on deck after bein' marooned for missin' two practices. He took a wee break fer a game, but now he be ready to catch some booty against the Rams! Avast, let the games begin!
October 10, 2024, 11:48 am
Arrr, mateys! The mighty Tom Brady, a legend o’ the gridiron, tossed a treasure chest o’ a hundred grand to aid the swabbers stricken by those fearsome storms, Milton and Helene! Aye, he be a true captain of generosity, rescuin’ the landlubbers from Davy Jones' locker!
October 10, 2024, 11:17 am
Avast, me hearties! The All England Club be makin' waves, sayin' they be tossin' the old line judges overboard! Aye, ‘tis true! They be usin’ electric magic for callin' the lines now. No more squawkin' humans, just zappin' gizmos! Aye, what a jolly jest!
October 10, 2024, 11:14 am
Arrr, matey! The mighty Shohei Ohtani, a swashbucklin’ star of the Dodgers, let forth a mighty roar o’ feelings when some scallywag called him out on a most peculiar play in the fourth inning 'gainst the Padres. Aye, even pirates be knowin’ when the seas be unfair!
October 10, 2024, 10:30 am
Arrr! The jester Jerry Seinfeld be raisin' a tankard o' cheer fer the Israel Defense Forces, battlin' the scallywags Hamas and Hezbollah in the tempestuous seas o' the Middle East! Avast, may their cannons roar and their laughter echo 'round the globe! Har har!
October 10, 2024, 5:06 am
Arrr! Five scallywags from the San Diego Wave crew be takin' the club and the lassies' soccer league to court, claimin' they faced all sorts o' unfair treatment. Aye, it be a right ruckus over there on the pitch!
October 10, 2024, 4:51 am
Arrr! A crew of seamstresses, sworn to shield lasses in the sportin' seas, be takin' a jab at Nike! They be squawkin' about how the mighty swoosh be lettin' the fair maidens get tossed by the tide of trans athletes. A scallywag's tale, indeed!
October 10, 2024, 4:47 am
Arrr! This fine swashbuckler Rafael Nadal be declarin' on the vast seas of social media that he’ll hang up his racket after the grand Davis Cup showdown. Aye, he be one o' the greatest tennis mateys to ever sail the courts! Avast, what a farewell it be!
October 10, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Former gridiron swashbuckler Solomon Wilcots be spoutin’ on the "Ricky Cobb Show" that tossin’ Captain Saleh overboard won’t mend the ship’s leaky hull! Aye, the Jets still be sailin’ in troubled waters!
October 9, 2024, 5:42 pm
Avast, mateys! Word be blowin’ on the wind that the NFL be investigatin’ young George Pickens of the Steelers for scribblin’ a scandalous message on his eye black ‘gainst the dastardly Cowboys! Blimey, what a raucous ruckus on the high seas of football!
October 9, 2024, 5:24 pm
Arrr, in a heart-thumpin' tale, LeBron, the mighty sea captain, come face to face with the scallywag who breathed life back into young Bronny after he nearly danced with Davy Jones! Aye, 'twas a tearful embrace, like two sea dogs reunited after a long voyage!
October 9, 2024, 4:44 pm
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round fer yer weekly yarn of all the ruckus and jolly sportin' shenanigans from the seven seas! From mighty battles on the field to hearties makin' fools of themselves—ye won't miss a beat in this grand saga of games! Arrr!
October 9, 2024, 4:02 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Former captain's lady Melania be squawkin’ ‘gainst the fine wenches o’ the sea who be trans, claimin’ their presence in the sportin' arena be as fair as a three-legged parrot! Aye, she be settin’ sail with opinions in her new tale! Har har!
October 9, 2024, 11:05 am
Arrr, me hearties! Former gridiron swashbuckler Chase Daniel be callin' Aaron Rodgers a "coach killer," after the Jets tossed ol' Captain Saleh overboard on Tuesday. Aye, it seems the good ship Jet be sinkin' faster than a cannonball in a storm! Har har!
October 9, 2024, 9:56 am
Arrr, on the day of the great Tuesday, the New York Jets cast aside Captain Saleh from his ship! But a legendary sea dog be sayin’ he ain’t the scallywag to blame for the ship’s woes. Blimey, blame the cursed winds instead!
October 9, 2024, 9:49 am
Avast, me hearties! Justin Reid o’ the Kansas City Chiefs be beggin’ fair Taylor Swift to grace 'em with her presence at every match! Forsooth, they’ve not tasted defeat while she be in the crowd—tis a lucky charm, that lass! Bring on the shanties and the wins!
October 9, 2024, 9:45 am
Arrr, matey! Darius Slayton, that scallywag of the Giants, be yellin' at the NFL! He be sayin' they be blowin' the whistle on some ruckus, but not on others, like a drunken parrot pickin’ favorites! Aye, the seas of fairness be as stormy as a sailor's belly after a night o' rum!
October 9, 2024, 5:40 am
Arrr, matey! On the 24th of October, a band o' landlubber high school scallywags in New York be settin’ sail on a walkout, all in a tizzy 'bout them transgenders playin’ in the lassies’ games! A right ruckus, I say! Avast, what be the world comin’ to?
October 9, 2024, 5:36 am
Arrr! The Jets be givin' the boot to Captain Saleh, savvy? Old sea dog Benigno be thinkin’ that the Lebanese flag on his garb be sinkin’ his ship! Aye, what folly! Next, they'll be sayin' me parrot cursed him! Ha!
October 9, 2024, 5:32 am
Arrr! Mark Ingram II, a grand champion of the Heisman, be mighty taken by young Ashton Jeanty of Boise State! Meanwhile, Anthony "Spice" Adams, that scallywag, spies Frank Gore in every swashbucklin' play! Avast, what a merry crew of players we have!
October 9, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, Michelle Tafoya be sayin' the Jets givin' the boot to Captain Saleh be a clever ruse to cast the blame away from our swashbucklin' matey, Aaron Rodgers! Aye, she spun this yarn on OutKick's deck, "Don't @ Me With Dan Dakich!" Har har har!
October 8, 2024, 5:48 pm
Arrr! Frances Tiafoe, the scallywag of the U.S. Open seas, be makin' a right ruckus after bein' sunk in the Shanghai Masters! He cursed the chair umpire like a drunken sailor! Now he's hat in hand, sayin' sorry for his tempestuous tirade. Blimey, what a hullabaloo!
October 8, 2024, 5:39 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Captain Woody Johnson be sayin' he parleyed with Aaron Rodgers 'fore givin’ ol’ Coach Saleh the boot. But fear not, mateys! Rodgers' words had nary a sway on the decision. It be a right jolly mess on the high seas of football!
October 8, 2024, 5:29 pm
Arrr, mateys! On Tuesday, the scallywags of the New York Jets tossed Captain Saleh overboard, givin' the football seas a right good shock! But whispers o' who’s truly behind this mutiny be swirl'n like a tempest in a teapot! Avast, what a fine jest!
October 8, 2024, 3:56 pm
Arrr, after spyin’ that moving picture of the fracas, Cap’n Dave Roberts of the Dodgers be thinkin’ that scallywag Manny Machado o’ the Padres be hurlin’ a sphere straight fer his noggin in the dugout, aim’n to send him to Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, a right cheeky cannonball!
October 8, 2024, 10:44 am
Arrr, matey! It be said that the illustrious Walker Buehler, captain of the Dodgers crew, fell prey to scallywags at Santa Anita Park! They swiped his shiny timepiece, leavin' him with naught but a tale of woe and a bare wrist! Avast, the audacity of these landlubbers!
October 8, 2024, 10:31 am
Arrr, me hearties! An official of the expedition be sayin’ that five Russian scallywags, thought lost to the mountains, have met their maker after slippin' on Mount Dhaulagiri! Aye, it seems the icy slopes be no friend to landlubbers! Aye, dead men tell no tales!
October 8, 2024, 10:10 am
Avast ye! Luis Tiant, a swashbucklin’ ball tossin’ legend, sailed the diamond seas fer 19 seasons with many a crew, has hoisted the anchor fer good at the ripe age of 83! The league be shoutin’ it out on the mornin’ tide. Arrr, he be missed!
October 8, 2024, 9:13 am
Arrr, on Tuesday’s morn, the scallywags of the New York Jets cast Captain Saleh overboard, just five battles into the 2024 voyage! With a record of 2-3, methinks they be needin’ a new compass, lest they sail straight into Davy Jones’ locker! Har har har!
October 8, 2024, 5:03 am
Arrr, matey! As long as the fair lass Taylor Swift be aboard, the Kansas City Chiefs be sailin’ smooth seas, never to taste defeat this year! With her presence, they be unbeaten in 2024—like a fine rum that never runs dry! Yarrr!
October 7, 2024, 10:30 pm
Arrr, matey! The Kansas City Buccaneers bested the New Orleans Swabs on a fine Monday eve, 26-13, kickin' off the 2024 voyage with five wins aplenty! Xavier Worthy and Kareem Hunt be the scallywags who found the treasure o’ touchdowns! Avast, what a jolly spectacle!
October 7, 2024, 9:57 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Kansas City scallywags swiped Game 2 from them Yankee landlubbers, claimin' victory 4-2 on a moonlit Monday! Now, brace yerselves for Game 3 on Wednesday, where we’ll see if them Royal rogues can keep their treasure! Yarrr!
October 7, 2024, 8:09 pm
Arrr! Young Caitlin Clark, fresh from the fevered shores of Indiana, be fixin' to swing her cutlass at a new sport next month! She'll be battlin' in the pro-am before The Annika, the second to last skirmish o' the season. Avast, let the good times roll!
October 7, 2024, 5:48 pm
Arrr, on the Sunday tide, fair Hanna Cavinder be takin' aim at a scallywag troll while aboard a flying ship, bound for Georgia to spy her heartie, Carson Beck. Aye, she be not lettin’ no landlubber's jibe sink her spirit!
October 7, 2024, 5:45 pm
Arrr! On the fateful night, Malachi Moore o' the Crimson Tide be seen shovin' his foe's mug deep into Davy Jones' locker! Come Monday mornin', he be settin' sail on the seas of apology. Aye, 'tis a rough tide, but he be a jolly good lad at heart!
October 7, 2024, 4:42 pm
Arrr, on the morrow, the swashbucklin' Tampa Bay Buccaneers be settin' sail from their port, for Hurricane Milton be comin’ in like a rogue wave! Aye, best to hoist the sails and flee the tempest, lest they be swimmin' with the fishes!
October 7, 2024, 4:30 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Joba Chamberlain, once a swashbucklin' star of the Yankees, be shoutin' wisdom to ye scallywags in the Guardians-Tigers battle ‘round Lake Erie! He says, when pesky critters be botherin' ye, just give 'em a hearty “Ahoy!” and let ‘em know who be the true captain!
October 7, 2024, 11:52 am
Avast ye! The famed Manny Machado o’ the Padres be callin’ out that scallywag Jack Flaherty o’ the Dodgers, claimin’ he struck young Tatis Jr. with a pitch as if he were aim’n fer a parrot’s beak! Arrr, the seas be turbulent in this here baseball battle!
October 7, 2024, 10:16 am
Arrr, matey! Though it be but a mere preseason frolic, LeBron and his sprightly lad Bronny danced upon the court as shipmates of the Los Angeles Lakers. A sight to behold, like two sea gulls squawkin’ in harmony! Avast, the treasure of teamwork be a-glimmerin’!
October 7, 2024, 8:54 am
Arrr! On a fine Saturday morn, the valiant Jabrill Peppers, captain of the New England Patriots crew, found himself in the clutches of the law for tusslin' and dabblin' in the devil's brew! The word hit the taverns by Monday, makin' all hands laugh and shake their heads!
October 7, 2024, 8:16 am
Arrr, matey! After the mighty Cowboys bested the Steelers, cornerback Jourdan Lewis be callin' out George Pickens, sayin' he be as weak as a landlubber's sea legs! Aye, 'tis a jolly jest in the world o' pigskin!
October 7, 2024, 4:51 am
Arrr, matey! Coach Chris Mack of the College of Charleston be lettin' loose on scallywags who jabbered on the social seas ‘bout his lass’s whereabouts during a grand football kerfuffle! He’d have 'em walk the plank for such cheeky chatter, savvy?
October 7, 2024, 4:42 am
Arrr, matey! Young swab Bo Nix and Captain Sean Payton be squawkin' like two parroted galleons in their quest fer victory against the scallywags of Las Vegas! Aye, 'twas a fiery banter amidst the cheers of the crew!
October 7, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! A tempest o' turmoil struck the gridiron, leavin' fans either shoutin' with glee or blubberin' like scallywags! Alabama and Tennessee found themselves keelhauled on Saturday, much to the delight o' some and the woe o' others. A fine day for mayhem, indeed!
October 7, 2024, 2:31 am
Arrr, matey! Ye olde Texas Ranger hurler, Matt Bush, be caught swiggin' too much grog! He was sailin’ his ship o' a whip all wonky-like, then went crashin’ into the briny deep. Now he’s got a jolly ol’ charge of DWI hangin’ over him! Avast, what a scallywag!
October 6, 2024, 5:13 pm
Arrr! The Chicago Bears bested the Carolina Panthers on the Lord's day, claimin' victory at 36-14! But 'twas a rowdy scuffle that stole the show, like a parley gone awry! Avast, mateys, what a jolly spectacle on the field!
October 6, 2024, 4:48 pm
Arrr, matey! That scallywag Aaron Rodgers be takin’ a whack from the Vikings in the third quarter, but he plundered on, finishin’ the duel! Aye, he be nursing a wound, but fear not, he’s tougher than a barnacle on the hull!
October 6, 2024, 4:37 pm
Arrr! In a grand spectacle on the high seas of the gridiron, the swashbucklin' Rayshawn Jenkins of the Seattle Seahawks snatched a fumble and sailed it over a hundred yards, plunderin' a touchdown from the New York Giants! Aye, a fine day for a jolly good score, matey!
October 6, 2024, 4:26 pm
Arrr, matey! Ka'imi Fairbairn be hittin' a cannonball straight through the goalposts from 59 paces, claimin' victory over them scallywags, the Buffalo Bills! Aye, 'twas a day when Captain Josh Allen floundered like a fish outta water. 23-20, and the Texans be celebratin' like true buccaneers!
October 6, 2024, 11:38 am
Arrr! Greg Zuerlein, the kicker of the New York Jets, be awaitin’ the fair winds to send his boot to the ball, whilst the Minnesota Vikings' merry wenches be dancin’ about like scallywags in his way! Aye, ‘tis a fine jest on the high seas of football!
October 6, 2024, 9:44 am
Arrr, on the 35th anniversary o' Travis Kelce's birth, the Car Jam charity shindig unfurled in Kansas City! Aye, mates aplenty be there, but lo! Not a glimpse o' the fair Taylor Swift in sight! 'Twas a merry gathering, minus the songbird, savvy?
October 6, 2024, 1:46 am
Avast, me hearties! In a grand tussle o' old, the scallywag Huskies, not even on the list, gave a jolly good thumpin' to the tenth-ranked Wolverines, settlin' the score from last season's clash! Aye, the tides be turnin' in this here sea of sportin' madness!
October 5, 2024, 11:55 pm
Arrr, matey! The Yankees braved a tempestuous clash with the Kansas City scallywags on Saturday, claimin’ victory in the first skirmish o' the American League Division Series! Aye, 'twas a raucous affair fit fer the likes o' Davy Jones himself!
October 5, 2024, 8:31 pm
Arrr matey! Missouri's hopes fer college footy glory be dashed like a ship on the rocks, as the Tigers be soundly trounced by them scallywags of Texas A&M! A veritable calamity, I say! Time to swab the decks and plot a new course, savvy?
October 5, 2024, 7:02 pm
Arrr, matey! Last week, Alabama bested Georgia in a raucous clash fit fer the briny deep! But lo! A week later, the Crimson Tide seemed as deflated as a scallywag’s parrot after too much rum. Aye, the seas of sport be fickle, indeed!
October 5, 2024, 5:07 pm
Arrr, mateys! At a jolly gathering in Michigan, the famed Magic Johnson be callin' on the Black lads to cast their votes fer Kamala Harris, sayin' that ol' Trump be a scallywag who failed to keep his treasure-filled promises to the Black crew! Hoist the sails and vote right!
October 5, 2024, 4:46 pm
Arrr, matey! Keanu Reeves, the dashing scallywag of Hollywood, took to the racing seas in Indianapolis on Saturday, only to find himself in a right pickle and spun about like a wayward cannonball! Aye, even the bravest buccaneer can’t always steer clear of trouble!
October 5, 2024, 4:32 pm
Arrr matey! The Cleveland Guardians be celebratin’ a fine victory in Game 1 of their ALDS battle against the Detroit Tigers, blowin’ the cannons with a mighty five-run first inning! And Lane Thomas, that scallywag, sent a three-run homer sailin’ into Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, what a treasure!
October 5, 2024, 4:17 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The once-mighty Greg Landry, a swashbucklin’ quarterback of the Detroit Lions, has sailed to Davy Jones’ locker at the ripe old age of 77! Even the sea could not keep him from returnin’ to the crew as a coach! Avast ye, he be missed!
October 5, 2024, 9:50 am
Arrr, me hearties! The legendary Billy Shaw, a buccaneer of the Buffalo Bills and two-time AFL conqueror, has sailed to Davy Jones’ locker at the ripe age of 85! 'Twas not a cannonball, but hyponatremia that sent him to the depths. Raise a mug for the ol' sea dog!
October 5, 2024, 9:47 am
Arrr mateys! Antonio Brown be shoutin' from the crow's nest on X, seekin' to hoist the sails of Pennsylvania voters fer the grand election! Aye, he be rallyin' the crew to back Captain Trump! Avast, what a jolly hullabaloo on the high seas of democracy!
October 5, 2024, 9:40 am
Avast ye! In the realm of southern Appalachia, high schools be closed tighter than a treasure chest! The scallywags be clueless when their swashbucklin' sports teams can set sail again. A right mess it be, matey!
October 5, 2024, 9:31 am
Arrr, the La Salle field hockey crew be callin' for a halt to the blasted "senseless lead-slingin'" after their match was cut short by a ruckus o' gunfire last week! Methinks they’d rather be dodgin’ balls than bullets, savvy?
October 4, 2024, 8:45 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Star catchin’ matey Davante Adams be stuck aboard the Raiders’ ship for a spell, yet this six-time Pro Bowler be eyein’ a trade, hopin’ fer smoother seas! Avast, let the rum flow and the trades fly!
October 4, 2024, 8:23 pm
Arrr, mateys! Michael Kay, the sea dog of Yankees' tales, be fed up with scallywags rootin' fer the cursed Mets whilst they be sailin' through October's stormy seas! Shiver me timbers, stick to yer own crew, ye landlubbers!
October 4, 2024, 6:41 pm
Arrr, the NFLPA be settin' sail on a fine Friday, shoutin' to the NFL to swab the decks of their "ancient" media rules fer locker room chinwags! A ruckus erupted on the wide seas of the internet, like cannon fire 'mongst the crew! Avast, let the banter commence!
October 4, 2024, 6:14 pm
Arrr, the San Diego Padres be settin' sail fer their maiden World Series treasure! But alas, they be shiverin' their timbers without their trusty cannon, Joe Musgrove. Aye, may the winds be at their backs, or they’ll be walkin’ the plank instead o' hoistin’ the trophy!
October 4, 2024, 5:20 pm
Arrr, the former ESPN wench Jemele Hill be chasin' after those scallywag headlines, callin' 'em reckless fer blamin' Caitlin Clark fer WNBA's numbers. But lo and behold, she be finally tiptoein' back, givin' a nod to the truth! Aye, a jolly good jest, that!
October 4, 2024, 5:03 pm
Arrr matey! A band o' WNBA scallywags be claimin’ they shunned young Reese in favor o’ Clark for this year’s Rookie of the Year prize! Seems like a right squabble ‘mongst the salty sea dogs of the voting crew! Avast, the plot thickens like a bowl o’ grog!
October 4, 2024, 4:42 pm
Arrr, the Padres be still toastin' their spoils from the NL Wild Card plunder! But as they set sail fer the Dodgers, the crew be makin' sure their own shores be a fortress. Avast, they be preparin' to defend their treasure!
October 4, 2024, 3:46 pm
Arrr, mateys! Captain Todd Kress, head of the fair San Jose State volley wenches, be speakin' o' a flurry o’ forfeitin’ foes, all whilst a storm brews 'round a transgender scallywag! What a ruckus on the high seas of sport, eh? Avast, let the games continue!
October 4, 2024, 11:46 am
Arrr, matey! Due to a fair share o' clumsy run-ins, the NFLPA be suggestin' a jolly new scheme to haul player chit-chats outta the locker room! So says Ted Karras, the trusty center o’ the Bengals, on this fine Thursday. Let the awkwardness set sail!
October 4, 2024, 9:24 am
Arrr, mateys! Pablo Tellez, a swashbucklin’ pickleball player, be spillin’ the beans on why this jolly sport be growin’ like barnacles on a ship since 2020! With paddles in hand and laughs a’plenty, it be the finest way to duel ‘n play on the high seas of court!
October 4, 2024, 8:55 am
Arrr! In the midst o' the NFL's scallywag hunt fer "violent" antics, the mighty Vita Vea o' the Tampa Bay Buccaneers be celebratin' a sack on Thursday night with a gesture that’ll make ye raise an eyebrow, savvy? Har har! Pirates be cheerin', but the league be scowlin'!
October 4, 2024, 8:00 am
Arrr, matey! The NFL be hoistin' the Jolly Roger on tauntin' penalties, callin' on refs to toss their flags like cannonballs! J.J. Watt be savvy of the fine line, yet he reckon that banter be the treasure o' the game! Har har, let the jests fly!
October 4, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr, it took lass Becca Hart five grand adventures in the Paralympic seas to snag her shiny gold doubloon, but this summer in Paris, she plundered three! A hearty shout-out to her fine crew for the treasure, or she'd still be sailin' the wobbly seas!
October 4, 2024, 4:15 am
Arrr, me hearties! WWE’s mighty Drew McIntyre be chattin’ with Fox News about his raucous rumble in the Hell in a Cell with the scallywag CM Punk at Bad Blood this Saturday! Their squabble be brewin’ since yon year past, like a fine grog waitin’ to be swilled!
October 4, 2024, 3:30 am
Avast, mateys! Six-time All-Star Will Clark be jawin’ ‘bout the ol' sea dog Pete Rose joinin' the Hall o' Fame crew on "The Ricky Cobb Show." Arrr, it be a fine tale o' baseball legends and swashbucklin' glory, to be sure!
October 3, 2024, 5:41 pm
Arrr, matey! FIFA be settin’ sail on a curious voyage, lookin’ to plunder the truth 'bout the Israel Football Association, sparked by squawks from the Palestinian crew. Aye, let the rum flow, for this be a scandal fit for the briny deep!
October 3, 2024, 5:26 pm
Arrr, on Thursday night, Kirk Cousins and Baker Mayfield shall be fierce foes, like cats and dogs! But fear not, mateys, for these scallywags be givin' a mighty $50,000 each to help the poor souls of Hurricane Helene! Aye, even pirates have hearts, savvy?
October 3, 2024, 5:04 pm
Arrr! After the San Diego Padres snagged their berth in the grand National League Division Series on the fine Wednesday, our swashbucklin' star, Fernando Tatis Jr., hoisted his tankard and partied like a rogue on rum! Aye, the sea be jealous of his revelry!
October 3, 2024, 4:47 pm
Arrr, matey! Nika Muhl, the fierce lass of the Seattle Storm, found herself in a right pickle during a title clash in Turkey! With a twist o' fate, she turned her knee like a ship in a tempest! Aye, not the treasure she be seekin'!
October 3, 2024, 11:05 am
Arrr, matey! One of Travis Kelce’s scallywag mates spun a yarn to Page Six ‘bout the fair lass, Taylor Swift, and her power over the crew! Aye, the two lovebirds be sharin’ a romance since the year past, makin’ waves like a stormy sea! Ha-ha!
October 3, 2024, 10:36 am
Arrr, matey! Young Shedeur Sanders, the fabled arm o’ the Colorado Buffaloes, found himself in a right pickle with the legendary Cam Newton! The whole affair be captured on film, makin’ it a jolly good laugh fer all us sea dogs! What a merry mishap, I say!
October 3, 2024, 10:35 am
Arrr! Lin Dunn, the captain o' the Indiana Fever, be sayin' she's parleyed with agents o' the soon-to-be freebooters, all fired up to join forces with the lass Caitlin Clark. Aye, they be dreamin' of treasure on the court, savvy?
October 3, 2024, 10:28 am
Arrr, matey! Allen Lazard, that scallywag of the New York Jets, be awaitin’ a fine from the NFL fer his cannon-like jig that cost ‘em dearly in that skirmish against Denver. Seems celebratin’ like a buccaneer ain't be free, after all! Har har har!
October 3, 2024, 5:15 am
Arrr, matey! Henrik Lundqvist, that valiant sea dog, was cast ashore in 2021 by a treacherous heart! Now he be spillin' the beans on how landlubbers can outsmart the cursed diagnoses, keepin' their sails billowed and spirits high! Avast, let’s heed his salty wisdom!
October 3, 2024, 5:08 am
Arrr, matey! 'Twas seen on the sly, Rashee Rice's mum, a scallywag, pilferin' a bundle o' Chappell Roan tunes from a neighbor's doorstep, right after her lad took a tumble! A right comical caper, if ye ask me! Avast, the sea of mischief be never dry!
October 3, 2024, 4:54 am
Arrr, me hearties! Captain Lamar Jackson be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest, sayin’ it ain't the treasure o' stats he be after, but the grand booty o’ victories! So, ye scallywags bettin’ yer doubloons, heed this: it be wins he craves, not mere numbers! Har har!
October 3, 2024, 4:30 am
Arrr, matey! Drew McIntyre be sayin’ to Fox News, “’Tis high tide fer Dave Bautista to claim his treasure in the Hall of Fame, but let the ol' sea dog chart his own course! Aye, no rush on the sails!”
October 2, 2024, 5:37 pm
Arrr! WNBA wench Sue Bird be callin' out a scallywag crew of Caitlin Clark's fans, sayin' they be supportin' her not fer skill, but to hoist a flag o' racism! Yo ho, such treachery on the high seas of sport be a sight to behold!
October 2, 2024, 5:30 pm
Arrr, matey! Pete Rose, the swashbucklin' hero of me youth, be like a fine rum that warmed me bones! I watched him smash Ty Cobb's record as if it were a treasure chest! And now, alas, that scallywag's sailed to Davy Jones' locker! Aye, what a jolly rogue he be!
October 2, 2024, 5:21 pm
Arrr! By the Kraken’s beard, ‘tis the first time since the year of our Lord 2014 that the rascally Detroit Tigers be celebratin’ a postseason victory! Meanwhile, them scallywags from Houston be flounderin’ like fish outta water, missin' the division series! Aye, what a merry spectacle!
October 2, 2024, 4:58 pm
Arrr, matey! Acrisure Stadium be the den of the Pittsburgh Steelers, but shiver me timbers! An anonymous scallywag in the crew be spillin' the beans, callin’ it the worst port of call on his treacherous travels! Aye, even pirates know when a place be cursed!
October 2, 2024, 11:41 am
Arrr, matey! Greg Oden, the once mighty No. 1 treasure of the NBA, be spillin’ the beans on them contracts! Aye, he be the biggest folly in memory, frustratin' enough to make a parrot squawk! Set sail on the seas of disappointment, he be!
October 2, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr, matey! Colin Kaepernick be lamentin’ the sweet game of footy after bein’ cast away fer near eight long years! He swears he’ll keep practicin’ on the high seas of training, hopin’ to set sail back to the gridiron! Aye, the heart of a true buccaneer!
October 2, 2024, 11:26 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! NFL's Captain Goodell be ponderin' some jolly ol' changes to the kickoff shenanigans, just weeks into the grand 2024 voyage! Aye, 'tis the maiden year o' these new-fangled rules—let’s hope they don’t sink like a ship full o’ rum!
October 2, 2024, 11:22 am
Arrr, matey! Word be blowin' through the winds that Sauce Gardner, that scallywag of the New York Jets, be stirrin' the pot! Davante Adams be tellin' them Raiders he'd rather sail elsewhere! Aye, the trade seas be churning with gossip and treasure maps! Ha-ha!
October 2, 2024, 4:59 am
Arrr, Governor Walz, that landlubber from Minnesota, be spillin' his tales o' firearms in the grand debate! He claims to stash a shootin' iron in his trusty vessel to bag them feathered pheasants. Aye, huntin' with style, like a true scallywag of the high seas!
October 2, 2024, 4:50 am
Avast, mateys! After the great Pete Rose, king of hits, sailed to Davy Jones' locker, former captain Trump be hollerin’ for the ol' sea dog to claim his treasure in Cooperstown! Yarr, what a ruckus over a bat and a bit o’ history!
October 2, 2024, 4:45 am
Arrr, matey! Lexi Thompson, savvy lass of the links, didn’t be usin’ the dreaded “retirement” word at the U.S. Women's Open. Nay! She merely be takin' a breather from her full-time swashbucklin’ on the greens, while ponderin' her grand ol’ LPGA adventures! Avast, what a tale!
October 2, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, former sea dog of the broadcastin' world, Thom Brennaman, spun a yarn 'bout the infamous Pete Rose while visitin' the fair shores of OutKick’s "Don’t @ Me With Dan Dakich." A tale as tall as a crow's nest, I tell ye!
October 1, 2024, 5:47 pm
Arrr, just a day afore ol' Pete Rose ventured to Davy Jones' locker, he be scrawlin' his name on parchment and swappin' jests with his mateys from the Cincinnati Reds’ “Big Red Machine” at a shindig in Tennessee. A fine time to shuffle off this mortal coil, eh?
October 1, 2024, 5:29 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Ex-Jags matey Amit Patel be settin' sail fer the courts o' New York, claimin' that FanDuel be a scallywag, lurin' him into the treacherous waters of his own gambling plunder! Avast, what a sticky mess of a tale!
October 1, 2024, 5:12 pm
Arrr! J.J. Watt, that scallywag from the Texans, regaled ol' Bill Belichick this week, spillin' the beans on why it be a right bother to face the likes of him and the legendary Tom Brady! Aye, 'tis like tryin' to catch smoke with yer bare hands, I tell ye!
October 1, 2024, 5:02 pm
Arrr, the scallywag captain of the Arizona Diamondbacks be blowin’ his top over a wretched signing! Like a shipwrecked barnacle, it dragged ‘em down, sinkin’ their hopes fer the postseason in a doubleheader storm! Aye, talk about a cursed treasure, matey!
October 1, 2024, 11:13 am
Arrr, matey! Antonio Brown, the swashbucklin' receiver, be lettin' loose a raucous tale 'bout that scallywag Travis Kelce, takin' a jibe at fair Taylor Swift, too! The landlubbers on the social seas be givin' him a right good thrashin'! Har har, what a hullabaloo!
October 1, 2024, 10:17 am
Avast, me hearties! On a moonlit Monday, the scallywag Kenneth Walker III, a swift-footed deckhand of the Seattle Seahawks, pulled off a wondrous acrobatics against the Detroit Lions, plunderin' three glorious touchdowns! Blimey, that lad be a true swashbuckler of the gridiron seas! Arrr!
October 1, 2024, 9:30 am
Arrr, matey! Former Captain of the MLB seas, Fay Vincent, spun a yarn with The Athletic on a moonlit eve, chattin’ ‘bout the infamous Pete Rose and his cursed fate, banished from the treasure trove of the Baseball Hall of Fame! Aye, what a jolly tale that be!
October 1, 2024, 8:51 am
Arrr, the lass o' Carson Beck, the bold captain of the Georgia Bulldogs' ship, be givin' a hearty tongue-lashin' to those scallywags mockin' his visage after a rough battle with Alabama! Aye, beauty ain't measured by wins, but by the heart o' the sea!
October 1, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr, legendary sea parrot Jim Gray be squawkin’ ’bout the demise of the famed hit brigand, Pete Rose! That scallywag be the king of hits and a World Series treasure! Aye, even the fish be mournin’ for the lost glory on this fine moonlit night!
September 30, 2024, 10:31 pm
Arrr, matey! Jared Goff, the scallywag of the Lions, be throwin' a flawless 18-for-18, sinkin' three treasures! But lo! He plundered a catch for himself in the victory over those scurvy Seahawks. Aye, that lad be a true sea dog of the gridiron!
September 30, 2024, 9:57 pm
Arrr, matey! On a dark Monday eve, the Tennessee Titans bested the Miami Dolphins, claimin' their first treasure o' victory this season! With the swashbucklin' prowess of Tony Pollard and Tyjae Spears, they sailed to glory! Aye, what a jolly good romp on the high seas of football!
September 30, 2024, 8:58 pm
Avast, me hearties! Pete Rose be swimmin' with the fishes now, castin' a shadow over the diamond seas! The crew be takin' to the cursed scrolls o' social media, spillin' their grog and tales o' yore in his honor! Aye, what a ruckus!
September 30, 2024, 5:04 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Veteran kicker Brandon McManus be sailin’ free o' discipline from the NFL seas, for the storm o' a dismissed lawsuit o’ personal conduct hath blown over. No reprimand fer this scallywag—he's still kickin’ like a true buccaneer! Ha-ha!
September 30, 2024, 3:19 pm
Arrr, matey! Sheena Bathory, a fierce lass of the Power Slap crew, had her treasure chest burst while trainin' under the summer sun! Aye, that mishap made her delay a few scuffles, leavin' her foes wonderin' when she’d be back to plunder the ring!
September 30, 2024, 3:16 pm
Arrr, matey! The New York Mets be sailin’ to the 2024 MLB treasure hunt, thanks to Francisco Lindor’s mighty cannonball in the 9th inning, sendin’ the Atlanta Braves to Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, a victory fit for a jolly crew o' scallywags!
September 30, 2024, 2:36 pm
Arrr! Travis Kelce be back in the fray, catchin' balls like a swashbucklin' sea dog! With seven snags and a haul of 89 yards, he steered the Kansas City Chiefs to victory over the scallywags from Los Angeles! Aye, the lad be a true buccaneer!
September 30, 2024, 11:33 am
Arrr, matey! Baker Mayfield, the Buccaneers' finest, be sayin’ those words 'bout ol' Brady's sway in the crew's quarters were naught but a jest! He’s just a salty sea dog tryin’ to keep the waves calm, eh? Aye, what a jolly ruckus on this here ship!
September 30, 2024, 11:18 am
Arrr! It seems Captain Rodgers and First Mate Saleh be squabblin’ over why the crew be jumpin’ the gun, after the Jets be sinkin’ to Davy Jones’ locker against the dreaded Broncos! Blimey, those false starts be more confusin’ than a compass in a storm! Yarrr!
September 30, 2024, 10:53 am
Arrr, Tim Kennedy, a salty Green Beret and fierce UFC swashbuckler, be captaining his noble ship, Save Our Allies! He be lendin’ a hand to the poor souls wracked by the fury of Hurricane Helene, hoistin’ the Jolly Roger of kindness on the high seas of misfortune!
September 30, 2024, 10:02 am
Arrr, the mighty Dikembe Mutombo, a grand sea dog of the hardwood, has sailed to Davy Jones' locker after a fierce tussle with that cruel beast, brain cancer. At the ripe age of 58, he be now shootin' hoops in the great beyond! Avast, mateys!
September 30, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr! The swashbucklin’ Mets an’ Braves be gearin' up fer the last two battles of the 2024 season, with their playoff fortunes, an’ the fate o’ the Diamondbacks, swingin' like a parrot on a pirate's shoulder! Hoist the sails, me hearties!
September 30, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, mateys! This past weekend o' college gridiron be a raucous spectacle, filled with last-minute plunderin', squabbles, and a right merry hullabaloo! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tales o' this week's victors and scallywags! Avast, let’s see who struck gold and who walked the plank!
September 29, 2024, 10:25 pm
Arrr, matey! Derrick Henry be a landlubber's nightmare, sprintin' like a cannonball fer 199 yards on 24 tries, with a mighty score on an 87-yard voyage! Meanwhile, the Baltimore Ravens sent the Buffalo Bills dancin' with the fishes, claimin' victory 35-10 on a starry night! Savvy?
September 29, 2024, 8:58 pm
Arrr, matey! On a fine Sunday eve at M&T Bank, history be made as the mighty Derrick Henry be sprintin' like the wind, gallopin’ 87 yards fer a touchdown on the very first play! The Ravens be celebratin’ like scallywags at a treasure trove! Avast, what a jolly spectacle!
September 29, 2024, 5:29 pm
Arrr, the Minnesota Vikings be sailin' smooth this season, with young Sam Darnold launchin' three more cannonballs into the end zone, claimin' victory over the scallywags o' Green Bay Packers on a fine Sunday! Hoist the sails and raise the grog!
September 29, 2024, 4:53 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The gallant Patrick Mahomes, captain of the Chiefs’ ship, crashed into young Rashee Rice, who be lookin' like he tangled with a kraken! The lad be down, as if struck by Davy Jones himself! Avast, hope he be up for another adventure soon!
September 29, 2024, 3:55 pm
Arrr! Younghoe Koo, the fearless kicker of the Atlanta Falcons, blasted a mighty 58-yard cannonball o' a field goal, claimin' victory over them scallywags, the New Orleans Saints, on the Lord's Day! Aye, the crow's nest be whisperin' of his legend takin' flight!
September 29, 2024, 3:48 pm
Avast ye! Quarterback C.J. Stroud be the cap’n of the Texans ship, steering 'em on a fine nine-play voyage of 69 yards, landin' a treasure of a touchdown to claim victory over them scallywags, the Jacksonville Jaguars! Yarrr, what a merry plunderin' it be!
September 29, 2024, 10:42 am
Arrr, me hearties! ESPN's galleon of sportin' news, the "College Gameday," had Captain Rece Davis givin' a right tongue-lashin' to the former UNLV scallywag, Matthew Sluka, fer his clumsy departure from the crew! Blimey, 'tis a sight to behold when a landlubber forgets his sea legs!
September 29, 2024, 9:51 am
Arrr, matey! On a fine mornin’, young Jordan Love, the jewel of Green Bay, tossed a wink to ol’ Brett Favre as he swaggered into Lambeau Field, ready to duel with the Minnesota Vikings. Aye, even pirates know when to honor a legend!
September 29, 2024, 9:27 am
Arrr, matey! English pugilist Sandy Ryan got whacked with a paint can o' misfortune before she faced off against Mikaela Mayer in a raucous brawl in the Big Apple! Alas, she sailed home with naught but a headache and a splash o' color!
September 29, 2024, 8:59 am
Arrr, matey! On the morrow’s tide, a crew of fifteen swashbucklin’ Hall of Famers be throwin’ their hats in the ring fer Vice President Kamala Harris! They be shoutin’ “Athletes for Harris!” as if they be catchin’ the wind in their sails! Aye, what a jolly crew!
September 28, 2024, 11:29 pm
Arrr! In a rare chat with the scallywag Clay Travis, Cap’n Trump be yappin' 'bout the wild spirit o' college pigskin and how he’s wranglin' the young mateys to join his crew. Aye, that ol’ sea dog knows how to charm the buccaneers of tomorrow!
September 28, 2024, 10:48 pm
Arrr, mateys! Alabama be a-foolin’ with a four-touchdown bounty, only to nearly walk the plank! But lo! A swashbucklin’ 75-yard score saved the day, lettin’ the Crimson Tide hoist their flag high over Georgia in a tale for the ages! Yarrr!
September 28, 2024, 8:09 pm
Arrr, matey! Former Captain Trump be dockin' in Tuscaloosa fer a raucous SEC skirmish 'twixt Alabama and Georgia! The scallywags be givin' him a thunderous cheer, as if he were a rum-soaked treasure! Avast, let the games begin!
September 28, 2024, 7:52 pm
Arrr, matey! 'Tis a sight to behold! Deion Sanders, the swashbucklin' star, sailed back to Florida like a treasure-laden ship, as Colorado trounced them UCF scallywags Saturday! A fine day for the ol' buccaneer, indeed! Mayhaps he be plunderin’ more glory on the horizon!
September 28, 2024, 5:08 pm
Arrr! As the Sooners be stormin' the field fer a tussle with the Auburn lot, a feisty Tigers cheerleader sent a Sooners defender a-flyin' with her high-flyin' antics! Blimey, who’s fightin’ who now, eh? A right jolly brawl before the whistle even blew!
September 28, 2024, 3:59 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Captain Fred Ridley o' the Augusta National's ship be sendin' word on Saturday: the grand ol' course, hostin' the Masters, be checkin' fer scallywag damage from that tempestuous Hurricane Helene! Avast, hope the greens be still intact fer a jolly good swingin’!
September 28, 2024, 3:59 pm
Arrr matey! The Kentucky Wildcat scallywags sailed into Ole Miss's port and plundered a victory, for the Rebel's kicker, Caden Davis, be missing a chance to tie the treasure! Avast, a merry jest it be! Aye, even pirates can’t believe the blunders o' landlubbers!
September 28, 2024, 3:41 pm
Arrr, after that scallywag Hurricane Helene plundered the southeast, the swabs who own the Carolina Panthers and Tampa Bay Buccaneers tossed together a treasure of $4 million to help the poor souls! Aye, even pirates know when to lend a hand, savvy?
September 28, 2024, 10:07 am
Arrr, me hearties! Young Muriel Furrer, aged 18, met her untimely end on Friday, takin' a bonk to the noggin at the grand cycling shindig in Zurich, as the UCI be reportin’. Aye, she sailed off to Davy Jones' locker after a wild ride!
September 28, 2024, 6:00 am
Arrr, matey! Tom Brady dreamt of sailin’ to USC’s shores, but fate plopped him in the chilly waters of Michigan! Now, with USC joinin’ the Big Ten crew, he be laughin’ as his old shipmates give the Trojans a hearty thrashin’! Aye, new rivalries be brewin’!
September 28, 2024, 2:15 am
Arrr, a band o' college lads found 'emselves marooned on buses midst a watery stretch o' road in the fine land o' Carolina, all thanks to that scallywag Hurricane Helene! Aye, not the kind o' treasure hunt they be expectin’, eh?
September 27, 2024, 11:24 pm
Arrr, the scallywags of Virginia Tech be thinkin' they pulled a grand trick on the mighty No. 7 Miami with a last-minute Hail Mary! But lo! The Fates be laughin', and the referee yelled, "Nay!" The Canes sailed off with the booty instead! Har har har!
September 27, 2024, 10:14 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Word be sailin’ that the New York Knicks and them Minnesota Timberwolves be ponderin’ a mighty swap, tradin’ Julius Randle fer Karl-Anthony Towns! Aye, ’tis a trade that could shake the seven seas of the basketball realm! Avast, let the games begin!
September 27, 2024, 8:47 pm
Arrr, matey! Justin Fields be settin' sail with the Bears, but he took a jolly pause to ponder his cap'n and crew while docked in the Windy City. Aye, 'tis a wild voyage with them landlubber coaches!
September 27, 2024, 5:32 pm
Arrr, mateys! The buccaneers of Boise State be spillin’ the beans that the lassies of the volleyball crew be sittin' out Saturday’s duel with SJSU. A storm of controversy brewed 'round one of their crew, a transgender matey! Shiver me timbers, what a hullabaloo!
September 27, 2024, 3:58 pm
Arrr, young lass Angel Reese be takin' to the high seas of social media, givin' the scallywags of the press a right tongue-lashin'! She be spillin' her sorrows whilst launchin' a new podcast, plunderin' the ears of landlubbers far and wide! Avast, what a merry sight!
September 27, 2024, 3:13 pm
Arrr, the Denver Broncos be marooned in West Virginia, havin' to brave the tempest o' Hurricane Helene! With back-to-back duels on the eastern shores, they be gettin' tossed 'n turned like a ship in a squall. Avast, me hearties, ye can't catch a break!
September 27, 2024, 2:40 pm
Arrr, matey! The swashbucklin' Dallas Cowboys be havin' a right pickle! Our trusty sea dogs, Micah Parsons and DeMarcus Lawrence, be caught in a sprainin’ squall against them New York Giants. Aye, they might be walkin' the plank for a spell, missin’ the battle for many a week!
September 27, 2024, 11:32 am
Arrr, matey! The last showdown o' Caitlin Clark's maiden voyage be settin' sail with a hoard o' eyes upon it, breakin' records fer the WNBA! 'Twas a grand season fer the Indiana Fever lass, filled with treasures and triumphs, aye!
September 27, 2024, 9:12 am
Arrr, matey! 'Twas a legendary night fer young Malik Nabers of the New York Giants, but alas, he be hittin' the deck with a thumpin' noggin, leavin' the ship to sink to the Dallas scallywags! Aye, a fine tale of glory turned to a jolly ol' mishap!
September 27, 2024, 6:39 am
Arrr, the old Bear from yonder land be sayin’ that the Steel Men weren’t the sole scallywags eyein’ his fine talents when the Windy City be swappin’ tales o’ trade! Aye, seems like the whole league be chasin’ after this treasure!
September 27, 2024, 6:35 am
Arrr, matey! Coach Muffet McGraw be layin' the blame on that scallywag Trump, sayin' he be givin' the green light fer landlubbers to hurl their foul messages at the WNBA lasses. Aye, even the sea be safer than the words flyin' about!
September 27, 2024, 5:15 am
Avast, me hearties! Lexi Thompson be hangin' up her clubs on the LPGA seas! Her Solheim Cup frolic this month be the final shindig for her fair country. Aye, 'tis time to sail into the sunset—no more swingin' clubs, just swingin' rum!
September 27, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Former Denver Broncos captain John Elway be chattin’ with Fox News about young scallywag Travis Kelce’s troubles scorin’ in the field. It be like watchin’ a landlubber tryin' to sail a ship—plenty of effort, but the treasure be hard to find! Ha har!
September 27, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! Tom Brady be swappin’ his pigskin for a microphone, but alas, he don’t be gettin’ the same practice as when he sailed the field! Yet, this new adventure be ticklin’ his fancy, as he sets sail on this grand broadcasting quest! Avast, let the fun begin!
September 26, 2024, 10:28 pm
Arrr, matey! The Giants be gettin’ a fine chance near the end, but the dastardly Dallas Cowboys snatched away their desperate toss like a thief in the night! That be their seventh victory over Big Blue, makin’ ‘em the true scourge of the high seas! Blimey!
September 26, 2024, 5:46 pm
Arrr, afore bidin' farewell to Oakland, the rowdy Athletics crew be tossin’ their knick-knacks onto the pitch in the last innings, while another scallywag be sprintin’ across the field like a fish outta water! A fine send-off, if ye ask me!
September 26, 2024, 5:24 pm
Arrr mateys! Hear ye! Ryanne Giroux, the fair lass wed to our scallywag Claude Giroux of the Ottawa Senators, be spillin' the beans! His trusty ship on wheels be nicked and sailin' the seas of the city! Aye, what a fine mess o' hijinks!
September 26, 2024, 5:11 pm
Arrr, mateys! That fair lass Haley Cavinder, a swashbucklin' star o' the Miami Hurricanes, be raisin' her tankard fer a year o' love with the dandy Jake Ferguson, tight end o' the Dallas Cowboys! She be shoutin' it from the crow's nest on Instagram, savvy?
September 26, 2024, 4:58 pm
Arrr, Tom Kim be a scallywag fer the Presidents Cup, he be! He ain't afeard to raise a ruckus, even before the mighty Scottie Scheffler, world’s top buccaneer! Aye, let the grog flow and the jigs begin, for this lad be livin' fer the revelry!
September 26, 2024, 10:52 am
Arrr, on the mornin’ of Wednesday, the scallywags of the NFL deemed it fit to lay a fine upon young Khristian Boyd o’ the Saints for givin’ the Eagles' fair lad DeVonta Smith a right good whack! Even pirates know when ye’ve hit too hard, matey!
September 26, 2024, 10:06 am
Arrr, mateys! The great Derrick Rose, once a mighty MVP, be hangin' up his boots after 16 seasons of swashbucklin’ on the hardwood seas! This three-time All-Star sailed his last voyage with the Memphis Grizzlies. Now he be off to hunt for treasure instead of baskets!
September 26, 2024, 9:39 am
Arrr, me hearties! Michael Jordan and Stephen Curry be the swashbucklin’ stars causin’ a ruckus in college hoops! They’ve set sail on a grand tale of plucky underdogs, makin’ waves that might just make this season a treasure worth plunderin’! Avast, let the games begin!
September 26, 2024, 9:26 am
Arrr, matey! Saquon Barkley be makin’ the Philadelphia Eagles his mighty vessel, and the New York Giants fans be grumblin’ like scallywags at a dry dock! Even old sea dog Justin Pugh be shiverin’ his timbers in agreement! Blimey, what a ruckus!
September 26, 2024, 5:05 am
Arrr, matey! Super Bowl scallywag Jon Gruden be chattin' with the great Tom Brady, claimin' the NFL's offense be gettin' as thick as a treasure map! He spoke his mind on OutKick's "Don’t @ Me With Dan Dakich!" Aye, those landlubbers be makin' it easy as pie!
September 26, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, it be a right challenge to stow Flau'jae Johnson in a chest! She be a fierce champ on the court, a lyrical swashbuckler, and her name be gold to those scallywags wishin’ to team up. A true treasure of the high seas, I say!
September 26, 2024, 4:15 am
Arrr, matey! Former captain o’ the Raiders, Mike Mayock, be thinkin’ that ol’ Mark Davis be a scallywag fer kickin’ Rich Bisaccia overboard after sailin’ the crew into the playoffs! Aye, that be a right foolish move, as any seaworthy lubber could tell ye!
September 25, 2024, 9:02 pm
Avast ye! Jonquel Jones, the shining star of New York Liberty, cracked a jest that the sight of Sabrina Ionescu and Spike Lee during the match be like watchin’ a WNBA lass transform into “Spiderwoman.” Aye, what a tangled web we weave on the high seas of the court!
September 25, 2024, 5:26 pm
Arrr, matey! Alan Vera, a fine Greco-Roman grappler who’d be bound for the Paris Games, has shuffled off his mortal coil at the tender age of 33! Aye, ’twas a heart that betrayed him, leavin’ us all to wonder who’ll wrestle the kraken now!
September 25, 2024, 4:26 pm
Arrr, less than a moon's turn after the cruel hand of fate snatched away his two lads, the ol' sea dog, father of young Johnny and Matthew Gaudreau, be settin' sail to the Flyers’ practice, summoned by Captain Tortorella hisself! Aye, what a jolly jest of fate, matey!
September 25, 2024, 4:25 pm
Ahoy, mateys! Prepare to feast yer eyes upon yer weekly treasure trove o' sportin' shenanigans from the seven seas! All the ruckus and rumblings in the realm of games, wrapped up tighter than a parrot in a flagon! Don’t miss it, or ye be walkin’ the plank! Arrr!
September 25, 2024, 4:10 pm
Arrr! The scallywags at UNLV and their treasure hoardin' NIL crew be sayin' they ain't swindled poor Matthew Sluka! They be claimin' they kept their promise, lest ye think they be a bunch of landlubbers lettin' a fine quarterback walk the plank! Har har!
September 25, 2024, 11:05 am
Arrr mateys! Travis Kelce, the famed swashbuckler of the Kansas City fleet, be chattin' 'bout his scallywag skills in the offensive hull. Though they be cruisin' to glory with three victories, he be ponderin' if his treasure chest of points be holdin' enough booty! Har har!
September 25, 2024, 10:55 am
Arrr, the Connecticut Sun did rain on young Caitlin Clark's parade, claimin' victory 93-69 over the Fever! Now, Indiana be feelin' the heat, like a fish outta water, as they face a must-win battle come Wednesday night. Avast, me hearties!
September 25, 2024, 10:14 am
Arrr, matey! After the mighty Buffalo Bills' triumph over the scallywag Jaguars, their brave captain Josh Allen spun a yarn 'bout his crew that left the landlubbers scratchin’ their heads! Aye, the NFL fans be wonderin’ if the rum be flowin’ a bit too freely!
September 25, 2024, 9:20 am
Arrr, mateys! On the eve of Tuesday, our gallant captain Matthew Sluka be hoistin' the sails and leavin' the ship o' UNLV, claimin' a squabble o' gold doubloons over that pesky NIL treasure! Aye, an undefeated crew now be down a swashbuckler! Avast, what a ruckus!
September 25, 2024, 5:50 am
Arrr, Saquon Barkley be sailin’ high with the Eagles, yet he took a moment to praise young Malik Nabers, a spark in his ol’ Giants crew. But lo! The Big Blue scallywags weren’t havin’ it, throwin’ daggers o’ discontent like cannonballs! Har har, a right comedic squall!
September 25, 2024, 5:44 am
Arrr, when that scallywag Justin Pugh be spyin' Malik Nabers, he can’t help but be reminded of his ol' matey, Odell Beckham Jr.! That rookie be shinin’ brighter than a treasure chest o’ gold with Big Blue, I tell ye! Aye, the past be a merry jolly sea!
September 25, 2024, 5:20 am
Arrr, matey! Brett Favre be seekin’ no sympathy from the fair lass Jenn Sterger, even as he be fightin’ the dreaded Parkinson’s beast! Aye, she be laughin’ in the face of his woes, sayin’, “No tears fer ye, landlubber!” The pirate life be tough, but so be the NFL!
September 25, 2024, 5:05 am
Arrr, matey! The great CC Sabathia, a master of the pitchin’ seas, be chattin’ ’bout this year’s grand postseason. He be spillin’ the beans on his trusty Yankees crew and spillin’ the grog on who’ll hoist the NL flag. Yo ho, let the games commence!
September 24, 2024, 5:30 pm
Arrr, matey! That scallywag Aaron Rodgers be chattin' on "The Pat McAfee Show," sayin' young swabs should bide their time and not charge into the fray if they ain't ready for the gridiron! Better to sit like a parrot on me shoulder than walk the plank too soon, savvy?
September 24, 2024, 5:09 pm
Arrr, young scallywag Jayden Daniels be havin' a grand day on the high seas of football! The savvy Commanders sailed without a single punt or misfortune. But lo! The Bengals, too, be swabbin' the decks with nary a punt or blunder, even in defeat! A jolly jest, indeed!
September 24, 2024, 4:47 pm
Arrr, matey! Young Luisangel Acuna, a sprightly lad, be battin’ in the grand arena of his elder brother this week! The whole crew be cheerin’, hopin’ either scallywag snatches victory from the jaws of defeat! A right merry family affair on the diamond, it be!
September 24, 2024, 4:23 pm
Arrr, matey! Caitlin Clark o' the Indiana Fever found herself an unfortunate squint, courtesy o' DiJonai Carrington o' the Sun, who be usin' her finger like a cannon! Carrington be spinnin' her tale 'bout the mishap, but we be laughin' like sea dogs all the same!
September 24, 2024, 11:26 am
Arrr, matey! The Dallas Cowboys’ defense be sinkin’ faster than a leaky ship! Rex Ryan be sayin’ he could’ve righted the crew if they’d only coughed up some doubloons! Avast, what a scallywag of a squad they be!
September 24, 2024, 10:48 am
Arrr, me hearties! A wild storm brews in the waters of Detroit as the scallywag who spilled the beans on Coach Dan Campbell's secret lair be revealed! Avast, keep yer compasses steady, for this tale be twistier than a sea serpent!
September 24, 2024, 10:21 am
Arrr, matey! Brett Favre, the legendary sea dog o' the gridiron, now be 54 sails into a storm, claimin’ he’s caught the dreaded Parkinson’s plague! Aye, even the fiercest captains face rough seas, but with a hearty laugh, he’ll be navigatin’ these troubled waters! Avast!
September 24, 2024, 9:39 am
Arrr, matey! A fair lass from Bills' crew be declarin’ her heart for Josh Allen, leavin' her scallywag husband! The tale flew across the seas of the NFL, with lads like Sauce Gardner and Darius Slay chiming in, makin’ merry over the hullabaloo! Avast, what a ruckus!
September 24, 2024, 5:04 am
Arrr! Rumor has it that the scallywag Trump be makin' a splash at the Alabama-Georgia showdown this weekend! Coach Kalen DeBoer be chattin’ about it on Monday, no doubt ponderin' if the landlubber can handle the tide! Hoist the sails and brace for laughs, mateys!
September 24, 2024, 4:59 am
Arrr, matey! While the landlubbers be chattin' ill o' Travis Kelce, his dear mum and the fancy director Ryan Murphy be singin' his praises like a parrot on a treasure chest! Aye, even the scallywags can't keep this lad down!
September 24, 2024, 4:52 am
Arrr, mateys! The rum-soaked minds of Yankees fans be churnin' over Juan Soto’s freemen woes, even as the October winds blow! But hark! CC Sabathia be weighin’ in with his salty wisdom. Avast, let the banter flow like grog in the hold!
September 23, 2024, 10:36 pm
Arrr! Jayden Daniels set sail on the high seas of Monday Night Football, where his crew of Washington Commanders plundered the Cincinnati Bengals, leavin’ ‘em in Davy Jones' locker with a score of 38-33! A right jolly romp it was, matey!
September 23, 2024, 4:25 pm
Arrr, matey! Our brave linebacker Harold Perkins Jr. be takin’ a tumble against those landlubber Bruins, shatterin’ his knee like a fragile treasure chest! ’Twas a grand season cut short, as he be settin’ his sights on the NFL Draft, but now he’s walkin’ the plank o’ misfortune!
September 23, 2024, 3:23 pm
Arrr, matey! Word be on the high seas that the legendary Vince Carter be havin’ not one, but two grand ceremonies fer retirin’ his fine jerseys! The Nets and Raptors be raisin’ a toast to the ol' sea dog in the 2024-25 season. Yo-ho-ho and a bottle o’ rum!
September 23, 2024, 3:14 pm
Arrr, matey! Tom Brady be flauntin' his muscle-flexin' shenanigans this Monday, as he sharpens his broadcastin' blabber for NFL battles. The scallywag be keepin' shipshape, lest he be walkin' the plank of the couch! Har har har!
September 23, 2024, 2:02 pm
Arrr, NFL legend Rodney Harrison be givin' the ol' side-eye to the Kansas City Chiefs' scallywag, Travis Kelce, after he had a right quiet day against the Atlanta Falcons! Aye, matey, even the sea be chattin' more than that landlubber!
September 23, 2024, 11:26 am
Arrr, matey! ESPN’s own Andraya Carter be singin’ ballads o’ Caitlin Clark, who be brave as a sea dog, fightin’ through storms o’ troubles to make her mark in her maiden voyage with the Indiana Fever. Aye, she be a fierce lass, bringin’ glory to the ship!
September 23, 2024, 10:07 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags watchin’ the NFL were fit to be tied when the ref missed a call as thick as a ship's plank! The Atlanta Falcons and Kansas City Chiefs were at it, and poor Kyle Pitts was left hangin’ like a barnacle on a sunken ship! Har har!
September 23, 2024, 9:04 am
Arrr, matey! Carson Steele, the swashbucklin' back of the Kansas City crew, be confessin' he'd trade a chest o' gold to play footy 'neath the sun every single day, after spyin' his kin cheerin' him on at his sister's weddin'! Aye, the heart wants what it wants, ye savvy?
September 23, 2024, 7:38 am
Arrr, matey! Caitlin Clark's swashbucklin' beau be shoutin' from the crow's nest 'bout his lass claimin' the AP WNBA Rookie of the Year treasure! He be prouder than a parrot on a pirate's shoulder, sayin', "Aye, me heartie! That be one fierce lass with a cannon for a shot!"
September 23, 2024, 4:59 am
Arrr! One scallywag of a WNBA MVP voter be pluckin’ Angel Reese for a measly fourth place in the 2024 season, and lo! The seven seas of social media be risin’ in a ruckus this Sunday when the winner be revealed! Aye, what folly on the high seas of sports!
September 23, 2024, 4:54 am
Arrr, as Travis Kelce be flounderin' like a fish outta water in the Chiefs' crew against the Falcons, the Swifties be quakin' in their boots, frettin' o'er their fair maiden’s heart! Aye, 'tis a jolly mess of sports and song!
September 23, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! The fourth week o' the 2024 college gridiron battle be over, and there be feasts for the eyes! Who be the scallywags raisin’ the Jolly Roger and who be walkin' the plank this week? Aye, let’s chew on that tale, savvy?
September 22, 2024, 10:35 pm
Arrr, on a fateful Sunday eve, the gallant Nick Bolton o’ the Kansas City crew tangled with Bijan Robinson o’ the Atlanta fleet in the murky backfield! With but inches to spare, the scallywag sealed the victory like a fine bottle o' rum! Yarrr, what a jolly good show!
September 22, 2024, 5:32 pm
Arrr, matey! Devin Singletary, the swashbucklin’ Giant, chose to spurn the treasure o’ touchdowns, causin’ a ruckus among landlubbers who be wagerin’ doubloons on the match! Aye, the buccaneers of bettin’ be scratchin’ their heads, wonderin’ where their gold be hidin’!
September 22, 2024, 5:20 pm
Arrr, matey! DeVonta Smith, the feathered feller of the Eagles, be meetin' a mighty blow to his noggin, layin' like a sunken treasure on the grassy seas against the Saints. Aye, ‘tis a rough tide for that scallywag!
September 22, 2024, 4:32 pm
Arrr, mateys! The fair lass Marina Mabrey, a treasure of the Connecticut Sun, unleashed a cannonade of points, sendin' the Indiana Fever to Davy Jones’ locker in Game 1 of their playoff skirmish! A night of legend, indeed! Avast, what a shootin' spree!
September 22, 2024, 4:01 pm
Arrr, matey! Caleb Williams be the first greenhorn quarterback to hoist the Jolly Roger skyward with a touchdown pass this season! But alas, the Bears be sinkin’ their ship to the Colts! A true tale of triumph and folly on the high seas of football! Yarrr!
September 22, 2024, 10:55 am
Arrr, matey! Caitlin Clark, the shining star of Indiana Fever, be crowned the AP's WNBA Rookie o' the Year on the fine Sunday! Aye, she be makin' waves in the 2024 seas, snatchin' that honor without a single squawk from the crew! A true treasure, she be!
September 22, 2024, 10:24 am
Arrr, mateys! The mighty Mercury Morris, once a swift-footed scallywag of the Miami Dolphins, has sailed to Davy Jones' locker at the ripe age of 77! His kin be spillin’ the beans on the dreaded social seas. Raise a tankard for the ol' sea dog!
September 22, 2024, 9:44 am
Arrr, matey! Caitlin Clark, the lass with the fever from Indiana, be sailin’ in the waters of fourth place for the WNBA MVP treasure—far behind the queen of the seas, A'ja Wilson, who snatched the crown without a single doubloon in dispute! Blimey, what a scallywag of a vote!
September 22, 2024, 9:25 am
Arrr, me hearties! On the fair day o' Sunday, the dazzling A'ja Wilson of the Las Vegas Aces be crowned the undisputed MVP o' the WNBA! With a season as grand as a treasure haul, she be settin’ the league’s scoring record ablaze! Shiver me timbers!
September 21, 2024, 10:57 pm
Avast ye! On the edge of a dire defeat, Colorado bewitch’d the heavens with a Hail Mary as the clock struck its last! Then, like crafty sea dogs, they snatched a fumble at the very threshold of glory, claimin’ a wild victory over those landlubbers, Baylor! Arrr!
September 21, 2024, 8:55 pm
Arrr, matey! The Fever guard be havin' herself a legendary first season, but lo! She be spyin' on the baseball seas! That former Iowa swashbuckler be showin' off her play-by-play magic—aye, a true lass of the diamond! Shiver me timbers, what a sight to behold!
September 21, 2024, 6:50 pm
Arrr, matey! USC’s maiden voyage in the Big Ten seas be a right calamity! In the final tick of the hourglass, the scallywags let Michigan snatch a touchdown, sendin' ‘em home with a 27-24 treasure! Better luck next time, ye landlubbers!
September 21, 2024, 5:25 pm
Arrr, matey! The treasure of Caitlin Clark be flyin' off the shelves like gold doubloons! This lass be breakin’ records faster than a cannonball, makin' waves in the WNBA seas! Collectibles be hotter than a fresh catch on a swelterin’ day! Avast, grab yer share before they vanish!
September 21, 2024, 5:23 pm
Arrr, matey! Ja'Marr Chase, the swift-footed receiver of the Cincinnati Bengals, be lighter in coin by a whopping $31,599 for givin’ an official a tongue-lashin’ sharper than a cutlass! All this fuss over a loss to them scallywags, the Chiefs! Aye, the sea of fines be treacherous!
September 21, 2024, 5:09 pm
Arrr, matey! Temple kicker Maddux Trujillo be makin' waves in the NFL seas, bootin’ a mighty 64-yard cannonball through the uprights on Saturday against them Utah State scallywags! Keep yer spyglass trained, fer this lad be ready to plunder the big leagues! Yarrr!
September 21, 2024, 4:30 pm
Arrr, when that scallywag Travis Kelce hangs up his boots, Niecy Nash be sayin’ he’ll sail straight into Tinseltown! Aye, no trouble makin’ waves in the land of flicks, where the grog flows and the riches be plenty! Avast, matey, the silver screen awaits!
September 21, 2024, 11:14 am
Arrr, matey! The faith in Captain Daboll o' the New York Giants be swingin' like a ship in a storm, teeterin' on a thread! With a season as murky as Davy Jones' locker, the crew be wonderin’ if he’ll steer 'em to treasure or the depths!
September 21, 2024, 9:55 am
Arrr, matey! During the last jolly practice for the Singapore Grand Prix, a scaly beastie—a lizard, no less—decided to commandeer the track! Race control had no choice but to scuttle the event, lest we have a reptilian ruckus! Aye, what a sight to behold!
September 21, 2024, 9:26 am
Ahoy, ye WNBA scallywags! If ye be wishin' to lay yer gold doubloons on a ticket to witness the fine lass Caitlin Clark's first splashes as a Fever matey, prepare to shell out a treasure chest o' coin! Aye, it ain't cheap, but the show be worth it, savvy?
September 20, 2024, 8:32 pm
Arrr, matey! Bryce Young be cast aside like a barnacle-covered boot after but two skirmishes in his second campaign! Aye, ‘tis a right wretched tale of calamity, now Andy Dalton be the captain of this sinking ship! Avast, what folly be this?
September 20, 2024, 8:17 pm
Arrr, matey! The fresh captain of the New England ship be chattin’ 'bout the brave Jacoby Brissett, claimin' his grit be the reason he hoisted his sails and stuck with the same ol' quartermaster! A fine tale for a crew, I say! Avast, ye landlubbers!
September 20, 2024, 6:26 pm
Arrr, matey! Jim Harbaugh be sportin' those fancy khakis like a true sea captain! Even the Chargers’ mighty pass rusher be claimin’ the scallywag wears the pants in the chilly tub o’ comfort. Blimey, that be a sight to see!
September 20, 2024, 5:58 pm
Avast, me hearties! Shohei Ohtani, a true swashbuckler of the diamond, be the first to plunder 50 homers and lift 50 bases in a single season! With a performance so grand, it be makin' the seas shake and the cannons roar! Aye, that be a treasure of a game!
September 20, 2024, 5:23 pm
Arrr, the Chicago Sky crew be weepin' like scurvy dogs after their last match, spillin' tales o' the foul "hate" and "racism" that plagued 'em all season long! Aye, even the fiercest pirates know the seas be kinder than that! Shiver me timbers!
September 20, 2024, 5:07 pm
Arrr matey! That precious sphere of Shohei Ohtani’s mighty home run be in the grasp of a fortunate scallywag! This landlubber chose to hoard it after the Dodgers sent the Marlins to Davy Jones’ locker on a fine Thursday eve. Avast, what a jolly treasure hunt!
September 20, 2024, 4:55 pm
Arrr, matey! Jessie Bates III, the swashbucklin' safety o' the Atlanta Falcons, be thinkin’ o’ tossin’ some jests ‘bout Taylor Swift at Travis Kelce whilst they clash with the Kansas City Chiefs this Sunday. Aye, ‘tis a right merry rumble on the high seas o’ football!
September 20, 2024, 3:59 pm
Arrr matey! NBA's famed sea dog Joel Embiid be settin' sail with the Philadelphia 76ers for a five-year voyage! A treasure deal, it be, that anchors him firmly to the crew. Batten down the hatches, we be seein' this landlubber swashbucklin' for many a moon! Yarrr!
September 20, 2024, 7:15 am
Arrr! Aaron Rodgers be tellin’ why he shunned Coach Saleh’s hug after the Jets be sailin’ to a 14-0 lead 'gainst the scallywag Patriots. "Nay, matey! No time fer warm embraces when victory be on the horizon!" He be keepin' his distance, savvy?
September 20, 2024, 6:05 am
Arrr, matey! Former NFL bootin’ lad Jay Feely be spillin’ the beans to OutKick’s swashbucklin’ Dan Dakich, claimin’ he be supportin’ ol’ Captain Trump in the next election sailin’ forth, ‘cause he hails from the fine shores of Arizona! Avast, that be some curious treasure of a decision!
September 19, 2024, 10:35 pm
Arrr, matey! Aaron Rodgers sailed back to his homeland, and by the powers, it be a jolly fine day fer the Jets! They plundered the Patriots' treasure, bestin' 'em 24-3! Now they be 2-1, raisin' the Jolly Roger high, ready fer more swashbucklin’! Avast, what a hullabaloo!
September 19, 2024, 9:41 pm
Arrr, matey! The Jets' crew be all aflame with excitement for their grand battle against the Patriots! Some scallywags be settin' a rival's jersey ablaze in the lot, as if it be cursed treasure! Fire in the belly and flames in the lot—what a night for the swashbucklin’ fans!
September 19, 2024, 9:07 pm
Arrr matey! A grand crew of 20,711 scallywags be settin' sail into the Capital One Arena on Thursday, all gatherin' to witness the doughty Caitlin Clark! 'Twas a raucous record, the likes o' which be never seen in the WNBA seas! Avast, what a merry band o' fans!
September 19, 2024, 8:42 pm
Arrr, the scallywag of a second-year Saints captain caught the ire o' the refs fer his cheeky jest! But lo and behold, he scampered fer a 1-yard treasure, stretchin' New Orleans' booty to a mighty 22 points! Aye, what a jolly good show!
September 19, 2024, 4:45 pm
Arrr, matey! Caitlin Clark be dodgin' the plank o' suspensions fer her ruckus this year! Now, she be eyein' the treasure of records in her last battle of the season. Aye, let the sea of fans roar as she sails into glory!
September 19, 2024, 4:29 pm
Arrr! At the BMW PGA Championship, our noble swashbuckler Rory McIlroy be hittin' a shot so strange, ye'd think it be cursed! His 9-iron flew off like a wayward cannonball, sailin' alongside the ball! Aye, that be a sight to make even Davy Jones chuckle!
September 19, 2024, 4:10 pm
Arrr, matey! It be lookin’ like our gallant running back, Isiah Pacheco, might be long on the mend after he went and snapped his fibula in the wanin' moments of our triumph o’er the Bengals! Aye, the sea of recovery be a treacherous one!
September 19, 2024, 3:11 pm
Arrr, matey! Coach Dan Campbell and his fair lass, Holly, be settin’ sail from their humble abode! Seems the scallywags be learnin’ their secrets after every defeat. Aye, they be seekin' a hidey-hole for some peace, lest the landlubbers come knockin’ for a pity party! Yarrr!
September 19, 2024, 8:09 am
Arrr! It be true, matey! Will Levis, the scallywag quarterback of the Tennessee Titans, be spillin’ the beans that he had to swap his magic talking stone, for it be leaked to the high seas! Aye, even pirates beware of nosy landlubbers!
September 19, 2024, 7:16 am
Arrr, matey! C.J. Stroud, the Texan sea dog of the gridiron, be settin' sail on a chat with Caleb Williams, claimin’ he weren't tryin' to "little bro" him, but rather share a hearty laugh! No scallywags here, just two buccaneers swappin' tales after a raucous battle!
September 19, 2024, 5:35 am
Arrr, matey! Former Patriots’ swab Patrick Pass found himself in Davy Jones’ brig fer givin' a proper thrashin' to an 82-year-old sea dog at the gym! Aye, assaultin’ a gent over sixty be not the way to plunder, savvy? Let this be a lesson: leave the old salts be!
September 19, 2024, 5:25 am
Arrr, me hearties! Young Christian Scott, the Mets' fresh swab, be takin' a break from hurlin' cannonballs this season and all of the next! He be off to the sawbones for a fancy hybrid fixin’ of his UCL. Avast, wish him smooth sailin’ on the surgeon's table!
September 19, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, when young Micah Parsons be snatched up 12th by the scallywag Cowboys, he vowed a grand promise to Captain Jerry Jones! Now, this swashbucklin' lad be hopin' to keep that oath, come storm or calm seas, savvy?
September 18, 2024, 8:56 pm
Arrr, ye scallywags! The judges o’ the gymnastics treasure hunt at the Paris games be so busy countin’ their doubloons, they lost sight o’ Simone Biles' dazzling routine! Aye, they forgot to give it a second look—now that be the real piracy on the mat! Har har har!
September 18, 2024, 5:40 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The WNBA be sailin' into uncharted waters, shoutin' from the crow's nest that Portland be gettin' its lassies' hoop crew back in 2026! Aye, prepare yer rum for a season o' swashbucklin' ballin'!
September 18, 2024, 5:26 pm
Arrr, matey! Brace yerself for yer weekly yarn of all the ruckus on the high seas of sportin'! From rum-soaked brawls to swashbucklin' scores, we'll spin ye tales that'll have ye laughin' like a parrot with a bellyful o' grog!
September 18, 2024, 5:19 pm
Arrr, matey! Baker Mayfield be squawkin' that ol' Tom Brady stirred the pot o' stress whilst captaining the Buccaneers 'twixt 2020 and 2022! Aye, 'tis a right comical tale of a scallywag makin' waves in the crew's calm seas!
September 18, 2024, 4:44 pm
Arrr! The brave matey, Jordan Love, scourge of the Green Bay Packers, be tossin’ the pigskin once more at practice, mending from a nasty MCL sprain that befell him in the first skirmish. Aye, the lad be on the mend, ready to plunder the field anew!
September 18, 2024, 11:45 am
Arrr! In a ruckus on the field, the crafty Jose Altuve of the Houston crew was tossed like a barnacle after he doffed his sock 'n shoe in a fit o' protest against a call! Aye, the lad be makin' a right spectacle o' himself!
September 18, 2024, 9:47 am
Arrr, mateys! Dakota Joshua, that scallywag from the Vancouver Canucks, be spillin' his tale o' woe! Aye, he found a pesky barnacle o' a tumor in his nether regions, but fear not! He’s sailin’ smooth now, free o’ the cursed growth! Avast, he be on the mend!
September 18, 2024, 7:05 am
Arrr, mateys! Captain Deion Sanders, master o' the Colorado Buffaloes, did point his hook at the scallywag media on Tuesday, claimin' they be green-eyed with envy 'cause his crew be pocketin' more gold than they! Aye, the tides be turnin' for them salty journalists!
September 18, 2024, 7:00 am
Arrr! On the fine day of Wednesday, Riley Gaines and her hearty crew, the Independent Women’s Voice, did unveil the jolly Riley Gaines Stand with Women Scorecard amidst the ruckus of the 2024 election seas. Aye, let the scallywags beware!
September 18, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, matey! The Chicago Bears had their sights set on young Fields to mend their cursed quarterback troubles, but lo and behold! The fate now rests on the scrawny shoulders of fresh-faced Caleb Williams! May the winds be at his back, or it be Davy Jones’ locker for all!
September 18, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! The second fortnight o' the 2024 gridiron season be tossin' forth a fresh bounty o' queries! Which scallywag crew be claimin' the crown atop this week’s treasure map o' power rankings? Avast, let the games begin!
September 17, 2024, 8:42 pm
Arrr, matey! The grand tale of David Beckham's four-part yarn on the Netflix seas was met with cheers aplenty! But lo, the scallywag confessed he be hatin’ nearly every tickin’ moment of the shoot, for both he and his lass, Victoria, were shakin’ in their boots! Har har!
September 17, 2024, 8:23 pm
Arrr, Brett Favre be raisin’ a tankard to young Patrick Mahomes fer keepin’ his sails neutral, whilst throwin’ a jolly jab at Taylor Swift fer hoistin’ her flag fer that Harris lass! Aye, the seas of politics be treacherous, matey!
September 17, 2024, 5:48 pm
Arrr, matey! The Miami Dolphins be strappin' their trusty quarterback, Tua Tagovailoa, to the injured reserve ship 'til at least Week 8! That scallywag got a bonk on the noggin, and now he be restin' like a landlubber. Avast, hope he returns to plunder the field soon!
September 17, 2024, 4:39 pm
Arrr, mateys! A fresh tale from the Netflix seas be showin' footage that might just sway the court o' law in the grand saga o' Jordan Chiles and her shiny bronze booty from the Paris games! Aye, let the rum flow while we ponder this treasure!
September 17, 2024, 4:24 pm
Arrr, me hearties! It be no tale of treasure, but our matey Derrick White, a gold medal-wavin' swashbuckler of the Boston Celtics, found himself caught in a ruckus at the Colorado-Colorado State clash! Aye, ‘twas a scuffle fit for a jolly sea shanty!
September 17, 2024, 4:09 pm
Arrr, matey! Mayor Quinton Lucas be laughin' like a jolly sea dog after the Chiefs bested the Bengals 26-25 on the high seas o' football Sunday! Aye, a fine haul indeed, makin' the rival crew look as lost as a ship without a compass!
September 17, 2024, 11:50 am
Arrr, me hearties! Derek Carr, the fearless captain of the New Orleans Saints, spun a yarn 'bout his moonwalkin’ magic after bestin’ the Dallas Cowboys in the second week. Aye, he be dancin’ like a mad parrot, makin’ the crowd cheer loud like cannon fire!
September 17, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr! Robert Cole Parmalee, a scallywag aged 40 from the shores of Oregon, found himself in the brig o' Connecticut, nabbed for hauntin’ and botherin' the fair lass Paige Bueckers, a star o' the hoop! Belay that mischief, ye salty sea dog!
September 17, 2024, 10:27 am
Arrr, me hearties! The New York Mets be unveil'n the Grimace throne on the morrow! That scallywag from McDonald's be gettin' a grand tribute after a ruckus-filled season o' shenanigans! Aye, let the grog flow as we honor this purple rogue! Avast, what a jolly jest that be!
September 17, 2024, 9:50 am
Arrr, matey! On Saturday, young Arch Manning sprinted like a scallywag, claimin' a 67-yard treasure run, catchin' the eye of landlubbers far and wide! But blow me down, it be his mother who be gettin' the gold for his swift sea legs! Aye, the winds of fame be fickle!
September 17, 2024, 4:44 am
Arrr, matey! The Eagles' swashbucklin' back, Saquon Barkley, let slip a treasure of a pass in the clash against the Falcons, swingin' open the gates fer that scallywag Kirk Cousins to plunder the glory! Aye, 'tis a jolly blunder on the high seas of the gridiron!
September 17, 2024, 4:40 am
Arrr, me hearties! NFL buccaneers be raisin’ a ruckus 'bout yon lack o' a penalty fer that scallywag C.J. Gardner-Johnson o' the Eagles! In their grand victory o'er the Falcons, it seems the ref be blind as a one-eyed parrot! Har har, what a jolly kerfuffle!
September 17, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! Kevin Harlan, the grand captain o’ the NFL seas, struck gold once more! On a tempestuous Sunday, amidst the clash of the San Francisco 49ers and the Minnesota Vikings, he be makin’ waves and ticklin’ our funny bones! Aye, ‘tis a jolly spectacle, indeed!
September 16, 2024, 10:25 pm
Arrr, in a twist o' fate fit for a sea tale, the Atlanta Falcons be makin' the Eagles walk the plank with a last-second raid! Kirk Cousins, that crafty seadog, tossed a treasure o' a touchdown to Drake London, sendin' the foe to Davy Jones' locker!
September 16, 2024, 4:05 pm
Arrr, matey! The Texas Longhorns' fearless lead, Quinn Ewers, be takin' a tumble with a belly ailment on Saturday! Cap'n Steve Sarkisian be sayin’ he’s “questionable” fer this week, like a ship lost at sea! Avast, let’s hope he be back to lead the charge!
September 16, 2024, 3:55 pm
Avast, me hearties! The former captain of the U.S. ship, Trump, be makin’ his way to the grand showdown 'twixt the crimson tide of Alabama and the bulldog crew o' Georgia on the 28th of September! Let the rum flow and the rivalries roar, arrr!
September 16, 2024, 1:47 pm
Arrr! Caitlin Clark's mateys of the Indiana Fever be guardin' her like treasure from a scallywag ref, lest she earn a seventh technical foul and be sent to Davy Jones' locker! Aye, teamwork be the secret to keepin' the lass in the game!
September 16, 2024, 1:18 pm
Arrr, me hearties! It be said the Carolina Panthers be castin' young Bryce Young to Davy Jones’ locker after two wretched battles! They be settin' sail with old salt Andy Dalton instead, hopin’ for smoother seas in the year of our Lord, 2024! Yarrr, what a jolly mess!
September 16, 2024, 11:02 am
Arrr, matey! During the grand skirmish against the Bengals, our swashbucklin' running back Isiah Pacheco found himself in a pickle, sufferin' a mighty injury! But fret not, for the Chiefs sailed to victory while he be nursing his sore sea legs! Avast, the game be afoot!
September 16, 2024, 10:37 am
Arrr, matey! Joe Mixon, the swashbucklin' star of the Texans, be ragin' like a stormy sea over a foul call that left him limpin’ like a three-legged parrot against the Bears on Sunday eve! Blimey, where be the justice on this treacherous voyage?
September 16, 2024, 10:16 am
Arrr, me hearties! T.J. Houshmandzadeh, once a shining star of the Bengals crew, be takin' a mighty swing at the referees after their narrow defeat to the Kansas City scallywags! Blimey, those officials be as useful as a cannon made of cheese!
September 16, 2024, 10:11 am
Arrr, mateys! ESPN's own Jesse Palmer be takin' a jolly jab at a Florida Gators landlubber, as they be watchin’ their crew sink to the Texas A&M scallywags, 33-20, right in their own port. Aye, 'tis a fine night for some hearty laughter at their misfortune!
September 16, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! Young Arch Manning, the Texas cannonball, be catchin' the eye of the whole sea after vanquishin' UTSA! Avast! Let’s hoist the Jolly Roger and spill the beans on this week’s treasure trove of winners and scallywags!
September 15, 2024, 10:57 pm
Arrr, matey! The Houston Texans’ defense be a right troublesome crew fer young Caleb Williams, makin' him sweat like a landlubber! They held fast, claimin' victory o' 19-13, leavin' the Bears feelin' more sunk than a ship with a hole in her hull! Ha-ha!
September 15, 2024, 8:32 pm
Arrr, matey! The lad Malik Willis, that quarterback scallywag, be refuse'n to toss a pigskin smeared in the bilge! And lo, Coach LaFleur be noddin' in agreement, understanding that no man should be throwin' when the deck be slick with spew! Har har, what a sight!
September 15, 2024, 7:10 pm
Arrr, matey! 'Twas a ruckus at the Lions’ tailgate, where hearty souls clashed, and alas, one poor scallywag met Davy Jones! A shot rang out, leavin' one dead and another wounded! Aye, the only treasure here be a lesson in keepin' yer cutlass sheathed!
September 15, 2024, 5:22 pm
Arrr, mateys! Caitlin Clark be a swashbucklin’ lass, plunderin’ 35 points like a true buccaneer! In a nail-biter, she led her crew to a narrow victory over the Dallas Wings, settin’ a record for rookie treasure in the WNBA seas! Avast, what a legendary haul!
September 15, 2024, 4:34 pm
Arrr, matey! The Ravens, those scallywags with a fine record last season, be startin' the 2024 voyage at a dismal 0-2! Aye, the Las Vegas Raiders struck 'em like a cannonball on the high seas this past Sunday. Shiver me timbers, what a calamity!
September 15, 2024, 4:03 pm
Arrr, matey! Sam Darnold be slingin' shiny doubloons fer the Minnesota Vikings, catchin' the San Francisco 49ers off guard in a grand duel, claimin' victory at 23-17 during their jolly homecoming on the Lord's Day! Aye, what a ruckus on the high seas of football!
September 15, 2024, 3:31 pm
Arrr, Baker Mayfield beakin’ it to the end zone like a scallywag in a treasure hunt! The Tampa Bay Buccaneers seized the lead in the third quarter, keepin’ the pesky Detroit Lions at bay till the final bell rang. Aye, what a jolly good plunderin’!
September 15, 2024, 11:08 am
Arrr, matey! The landlubbers be callin’ for Tua Tagovailoa, the dolphin wrangler of Miami, to hang up his boots! But this hearty sailor be sayin’ "Nay!" as he mends from the storm o’ concussions. He’ll sail again, mark me words!
September 15, 2024, 9:39 am
Arrr, matey! On the fateful Saturday eve, young Arch Manning took the helm from Quinn Ewers, and lo! The lad beamin’ like a treasure chest, plunderin’ five touchdowns for Captain Sarkisian's crew! Aye, a jolly good show, that be!
September 15, 2024, 9:19 am
Arrr, me hearties! Deion Sanders be sendin' his crew to plunder a touchdown on the last leg o' the game, when he could've just danced with the clock! Aye, avoidin' injury be wise, but why not tempt fate for a jolly good jaunt? Savvy?
September 15, 2024, 8:22 am
Arrr, matey! Gerrit Cole, the ace o' them Yankees, be givin' the ol' heave-ho to Rafael Devers, lettin' him stroll to first like a landlubber! The Red Sox crew be laughin’ and roastin’ him after the fray, like a barrel o’ rum gone wild! Har har har!
September 14, 2024, 9:12 pm
Arrr, matey! The fire alarm blared like a siren in a tavern as Florida State’s crew lamented their woeful defeat to Memphis after shellin’ out a treasure of $1.3 million! A fitting end to a shipwreck of a game, I say! Fire in the hold, or just bad luck?
September 14, 2024, 8:32 pm
Arrr, mateys! Young Arch Manning be a scallywag of a player! He sailed the field like a swift ship, makin' off with a 67-yard treasure after tossin’ a pass. A touchdown fit for the tales of old, aye! Raise the rum for this jolly buccaneer’s grand adventure!
September 14, 2024, 7:38 pm
Arrr, matey! The fine crew o' Wisconsin be down a captain, that scallywag Tyler Van Dyke be stricken in the first quarter! The Badgers, like a ship in a storm, took a beatin' from Alabama, 42-10. Blimey, ‘tis a right jolly disaster on the high seas o' football!
September 14, 2024, 6:44 pm
Arrr, the scallywags of Apalachee High set sail to parley with the mighty Atlanta Falcons on Friday! Just a fortnight past a cruel cannon blast at their school, these brave lads turned grief into gallows humor, seekin' glory on the gridiron! Avast, what a jolly venture!
September 14, 2024, 5:38 pm
Arrr! Republican matey JD Vance set sail to Greenville, North Carolina, with his fair lass Usha, to witness the ruckus of East Carolina University’s footie match! Aye, ’twas a fine day for a jolly good time on land, far from the high seas!
September 14, 2024, 4:54 pm
Arrr, matey! Young Nate Wiggins of the Ravens be caught in a squall o' neck woes after a ruckus with a landlocked vessel! Alas, he’ll be stayin’ ashore this Sunday, lookin’ like a swab who be avoidin’ the high seas of football!
September 14, 2024, 4:17 pm
Arrr, matey! Joe Burrow be quizzed 'bout battlin' the mighty Patrick Mahomes fer the fifth time this week! He be hopin’ to keep his treasure o' victories over them scallywag Chiefs. Avast, let the swashbucklin’ begin!
September 14, 2024, 4:01 pm
Arrr, matey! With but a minute left in the fray, young Josh Williams, the swift-footed buccaneer of LSU, did chart a course for glory, plundering the end zone and claimin’ victory ‘gainst the South Carolina scallywags! Aye, that be the treasure that turned the tide!
September 14, 2024, 11:27 am
Arrr, me hearties! The old sea dog, Greg Harden, once the wise counsel o’ Michigan's athletic crew, has sailed to Davy Jones’ locker at the ripe age of 75, takin’ his last voyage thanks to some troublesome surgery. May the wind be at his back in the great beyond!
September 14, 2024, 10:27 am
Arrr, matey! Captain Aaron Judge of the New York Yankees be joinin’ a mighty crew after smackin’ a grand slam in the seventh inning ‘gainst them scurvy Boston Red Sox! Aye, the seas be celebratin’ this glorious feat, as the rum flows like the tide!
September 14, 2024, 9:51 am
Arrr, me hearty! Bart Scott, that swashbucklin' linebacker from the NFL seas, spilled the beans on why he hung up his boots! 'Twas not for the treasure, but a yarn 'bout Tua Tagovailoa that made him say, “Avast! I be done!” Aye, the sea be callin' louder!
September 14, 2024, 8:37 am
Arrr, matey! Former New Orleans Saints swashbuckler Steve Gleason be holdin' fast like a sturdy ship, takin' refuge in the hospital as Hurricane Francine rages like a kraken in Louisiana's waters! Aye, he be stable, ready to weather the storm and share a hearty laugh!
September 13, 2024, 9:03 pm
Avast, mateys! ‘Twas a sight to behold as our brave Aaron Judge sent the sphere sailing into Davy Jones’ locker, blastin' a grand slam 'gainst the scurvy Red Sox in the seventh round! With that thunderous smack, the Yankees seized the day, leadin' 5-4! Yarrr, what a jolly good show!
September 13, 2024, 8:47 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Caitlin Clark be breakin’ the record for most assists in a single season, shiver me timbers! She be showin’ the Las Vegas Aces what true mastery be on the court! Aye, a grand tale to spin ‘round the rum barrel!
September 13, 2024, 8:04 pm
Arrr, matey! The swift-footed Tyreek Hill, a scallywag of the Miami Dolphins, be claimin' innocence to two pesky traffic fines from a raucous Sunday! His trusty legal parrot squawked to Fox News, spillin' the beans on the matter. A right jolly tale, it be!
September 13, 2024, 7:42 pm
Arrr, mateys! Olivia “Livvy” Dunne's set sail back to LSU, ready to tumble and twist with the Tigers’ gymnastics crew for yet another season o’ high-flying antics! Avast, let the piratical flips and jolly backflips commence, ye scallywags!
September 13, 2024, 5:19 pm
Arrr! The swabs of the sports seas be chattin’ like landlubbers 'bout our matey Tua Tagovailoa! Should he hoist the white flag and abandon ship after yet another bonk on the noggin? Aye, the debate be as lively as a parrot on a rum barrel!
September 13, 2024, 3:52 pm
Arrr, matey! In the year of our Lord 2017, the three-time Super Bowl sea dog Troy Aikman took the fair Catherine Mooty as his bride! Before her, he sailed with the publicist lass Rhonda Worthey, and together they spawned two wee scallywags! Avast, love be a tricky tide!
September 13, 2024, 3:45 pm
Arrr! Connor McCaffery, that scallywag o' an assistant coach fer the Indiana Pacers, hath plundered the seas o' coaching fer more than a year! Word be blowin' in the wind 'bout his next grand adventure on the coaching high seas! Avast, may he find treasure aplenty!
September 13, 2024, 3:14 pm
Arrr! If our swashbucklin' lad Tua Tagovailoa hangs up his boots, the Dolphins be forced to cough up his doubloons for that jolly misadventure in martial arts! Aye, 'tis a funny way to go, matey—retirin' from footy fer a tussle with a kraken!
September 13, 2024, 11:07 am
Arrr! Esther Henseleit be takin' the first swing for Team Europe, with but a handful of landlubbers watchin' at the Solheim Cup! Aye, 'twas a right ruckus with the scallywags strugglin' to find their way to the course, like lost treasure seekers!
September 13, 2024, 10:07 am
Arrr, matey! The mighty Aaron Judge be hoistin’ his sails for a grand 16 games without a treasure of homers! Even after the Yankees bested the scallywags of Boston in extra innings, the ball be still sittin’ in Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, what a comical jape!
September 13, 2024, 9:11 am
Arrr, me hearties! Indiana Fever’s swashbucklin’ rookie Caitlin Clark be swingin’ her wooden sword in the batting cage, givin’ it a good thrashin’ at the Indianapolis Indians’ shindig on Thursday night! She be ready to plunder some bases, ye scallywags! Yarrr!
September 13, 2024, 8:56 am
Arrr, on Thursday last, the Minnesota Twins did cast away young Derek Bender, their 2024 treasure, for spillin’ the beans on his own crew's secret tosses! By Blackbeard’s beard, what a scallywag! Speak yer mind, lad, but don’t be givin’ the enemy a leg up on yer cannon fire!
September 13, 2024, 5:15 am
Arrr, Riley Gaines be singin’ the praises of a wise school matey from Massachusetts! They made them scallywags in skirts give up the field hockey match ‘gainst a crew with lads aboard. Shiver me timbers, what a jolly decision! A fine way to keep the seas of sport fair, I say!
September 13, 2024, 4:35 am
Arrr, me hearties! NFL swashbuckler Larry Csonka spun a yarn 'bout Captain Don Shula's fierce coaching ways with Ricky Cobb on "The Ricky Cobb Show." He be thinkin’ that ol’ style be as useful as a leaky ship in these modern seas! Har har!
September 13, 2024, 3:00 am
Avast ye! Super Bowl conquerin’ captain Tony Dungy be standin’ tall fer the Kansas City Buccaneer kicker, Harrison Butker! In a parley with Dan Dakich o' OutKick, he be defendin’ the lad like a trusty parrot on his shoulder! Arrr, me hearties, what a jolly ruckus!
September 12, 2024, 10:32 pm
Arrr matey! The Buffalo Bills plundered the Miami Dolphins, a grand score of 31 to 10, on a night when their captain, Tua Tagovailoa, took a knock to the noggin! Aye, a fine jolly time for the Bills, but a sad tale for the fishy crew!
September 12, 2024, 5:37 pm
Arrr, matey! Jordan Wilkins, a swashbucklin' ex-Brownie, be takin' a jibe at Captain Deshaun Watson's command, sayin’ he be blabberin’ to the crew that Wilkins be as lost as a landlubber in the final sea trial! Avast, the sea be rough with such talk!
September 12, 2024, 4:09 pm
Arrr, after the Giants faced a mighty squall in their season's first match, a band o' disgruntled scallywags gave quarterback Daniel Jones a proper ribbing as he made his way from MetLife’s dark hold. “Ye be needin’ a map to find the end zone, matey!” they bellowed!
September 12, 2024, 3:45 pm
Avast, me hearties! Stephen Peat, a former ice buccaneer for the Caps, has shuffled off his mortal coil at the ripe age of 44. Aye, he met his fate in a mishap most tragic, but let us raise a tankard to the jolly soul, who fought like a true sea dog!
September 12, 2024, 2:29 pm
Arrr! Young Jyilek Zyiare Harrington, a strappin’ linebacker from West Virginia, met his doom in a landlubber’s den on Wednesday! Shot dead, they say it be a home invasion gone awry. Aye, the law be investigatin’, but this tale be a right tragic sea shanty!
September 12, 2024, 11:17 am
Arrr, matey! Radio scallywag Chris "Mad Dog" Russo let loose a right storm o' words on Wednesday, blastin' the New York Jets for their pitiful defeat to them San Francisco sea dogs! Aye, the winds of fury be blowin’ strong in that salty sea of sports!
September 12, 2024, 10:54 am
Arrr, on the day o' Thursday, the scallywags o' the Pac-12 be shoutin' that four fine vessels from the Mountain West be joinin’ their fleet soon! Aye, the treasure of revival be a-comin’, mateys! Hoist the sails and prepare fer a rollickin’ good time!
September 12, 2024, 10:16 am
Arrr, me hearties! The mighty Illia Yefimchyk, the "monstrous behemoth of brawn," has shuffled off this mortal coil at but 36 years! A heart attack took him down, as if a cannonball to the chest! May he lift weights in Davy Jones’ locker!
September 12, 2024, 9:38 am
Arrr, matey! Tyreek Hill, the swashbucklin' Dolphin, declared on the high seas of Wednesday that he be havin' no plans to raise a ruckus or plunder the lawmen's treasure after his run-in with the constables o'er the weekend. A jolly good day for keepin' the peace, aye!
September 12, 2024, 4:30 am
Arrr, me hearty! The legendary Tom Glavine, a swashbuckler of the baseball seas, jabbered on 'bout young Paul Skenes and his maiden voyage with the scallywags o’ the Pittsburgh Pirates, spillin’ the tales on that OutKick treasure known as "Don't @ Me With Dan Dakich!" Aye, what a ruckus!
September 12, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, matey! World Series ace David Wells be takin' a hearty jab at that scallywag MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred in a chinwag with OutKick's Ricky Cobb on the mornin’ of the seventh day! Aye, the tides of baseball be shiftin’!
September 11, 2024, 8:44 pm
Arrr, matey! Young Caitlin Clark, a fresh lass of the Indiana Fever crew, be raging like a kraken after bein' accused of foul play 'gainst the Aces. The sea of the court be treacherous, and she be feelin’ the sting of betrayal, aye!
September 11, 2024, 6:40 pm
Arrr, mateys! Young Patrick Mahomes be speakin’ up fer his fair lass Brittany, defendin’ her sway o'er the scallywags in the town, after his mate’s wench tossed her lot in with that landlubber Harris! Aye, love be a fierce wind in these treacherous seas!
September 11, 2024, 4:12 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 'Twas a tale of yore when the swashbucklin’ Reggie Bush, once a star on the gridiron seas, did thwart a band of scallywags plundering his treasure chest worth $5 million in Los Angeles! Aye, the pirate life be filled with unexpected adventures!
September 11, 2024, 2:09 pm
Arrr, matey! Jordan Chiles, the daring gymnast lass, finally sat her bum down fer a chinwag since her shiny bronze treasure from the Paris Games be snatched away and handed to the cunning Ana Barbosu! Aye, the seas be rough for our brave acrobat!
September 11, 2024, 2:02 pm
Ahoy, mateys! The Cleveland Browns be set to trot out Deshaun Watson this Sunday, even with fresh whispers of him bein’ a scallywag! Last week, they walked the plank against them Dallas Cowboys. A right merry mess, I say! Arrr!
September 11, 2024, 1:33 pm
Arrr, matey! Here be yer weekly treasure map o' sportin' shenanigans from the seven seas! Grab yer grog and prepare for a rollickin' recap of all the ruckus and revelry in the grand arena o' athletics! Yarrr, don’t be a landlubber, join the fun!
September 11, 2024, 11:35 am
Arrr, the WNBA crew be raisin' a ruckus on Tuesday, givin' a right tongue-lashin' to Captain Engelbert! She tried to sail past their tales of foul treatment, but the scallywags weren’t havin' it! Aye, a storm be brewin' in the league's waters, matey!
September 11, 2024, 10:02 am
Arrr, matey! Orlando Magic's swashbucklin' forward, Jonathan Isaac, be chattin' about the capture of Miami Dolphins' speedy sea dog, Tyreek Hill, on the wide ocean of social media this fine Tuesday! Aye, what a ruckus on the high seas of sportin' tales!
September 11, 2024, 8:57 am
Arrr, me hearties! Young Caitlin Clark, fresh from the Indiana seas, be likin' the fair Taylor Swift's shout for Vice President Kamala Harris after she tangled with the old sea dog, Donald Trump. Aye, 'tis a curious alliance on this treacherous political tide! Savvy?
September 11, 2024, 7:49 am
Arrr matey! In the fair land o' South Carolina, Coach Dawn Staley be holdin' the hand o' President Biden, just months after throwin' a cheeky jab at his quest fer another voyage in the political seas! Avast, what a jolly jest that be!
September 11, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr, the ol' captain of the Mets be givin' a hearty shout to President Bush, claimin' he be the wind in Mike Piazza's sails fer hittin' that grand home run after the dark storm of 9/11! Aye, a right jolly tale on the high seas of baseball!
September 11, 2024, 3:00 am
Ahoy, mateys! The NFL seas be churnin' once more! ’Tis high time to parley 'bout the swashbucklin' crews at the top o' the heap and those scurvy dogs wallowin' at the bottom o' the bilge! Aye, let the banter begin!
September 10, 2024, 5:32 pm
Arrr! The scallywag artist who be claimin' the glory for them posters at the Philadelphia bus stops be sayin' he’s as clueless as a landlubber, makin’ it seem like the crew be backin’ Kamala Harris! A fine jolly jest, if ye ask me!
September 10, 2024, 5:20 pm
Arrr, matey! The great Lawrence Taylor, a legend from the Giants’ crew, be sayin’ that the old sea dogs who’ve hung up their boots could outplay the scallywags against the Vikings! Aye, 'tis a right jest, like a parrot tryin' to sing sea shanties! Avast!
September 10, 2024, 5:04 pm
Arrr, matey! Aaron Rodgers be squawkin’ on the “Pat McAfee Show” that he’ll be lettin’ loose like a cannonball once he’s back on his sea legs after that Achilles mishap! Aye, prepare fer some swashbucklin' shenanigans, me hearties!
September 10, 2024, 4:11 pm
Ahoy! Dr. Chad and Dr. Mary Teague be the scallywags behind Code Chiro in Ohio! They be keepin’ the bones o’ mighty athletes in shipshape, tendin’ to the likes of those from the NBA and NFL. Avast, a fine crew they be!
September 10, 2024, 11:51 am
Arrr, matey! Stephen A. Smith, the ESPN scallywag, be claimin’ on the morrow that Tyreek Hill ain't washed clean o' blame in the ruckus that landed him in the brig! Aye, the lad's still swimmin' in troubled waters! Savvy?
September 10, 2024, 11:13 am
Arrr! Transgender sea wench Valentina Petrillo be takin' aim at that landlubber J.K. Rowling, who be spoutin' bilge 'bout her playin' in the games! Valentina be showin' ye can't sink a ship with mere words, savvy? Aye, let the swashbucklin' begin!
September 10, 2024, 10:40 am
Arrr, matey! Hulk Hogan, the mighty sea dog of WWE, be frettin’ fer Mike Tyson’s noggin as the fateful day nears when he faces that scallywag Jake Paul. Aye, let’s hope Iron Mike don’t end up swimmin’ with the fishies!
September 10, 2024, 9:44 am
Arrr, matey! Former Philadelphia Eagles scallywag, Jason Kelce, set sail on ESPN with a jolly quip at Levi's Stadium, just ere the 49ers clashed with the Jets. Aye, ’twas a fine jest that had the crew guffawin’ like a barrel o’ rum!
September 10, 2024, 4:57 am
Arrr, matey! On a moonlit eve, the swashbucklin’ Ricky Pearsall, a 49ers scallywag, be showered with cheers from the jolly crew as he parleyed with the brave souls who plucked him from the jaws of Davy Jones after a nasty cannonball! Aye, ‘tis a tale of mirth and valor!
September 10, 2024, 4:51 am
Arrr, matey! NFL great Joe Theismann be spillin' the beans on young Caleb Williams' maiden voyage with the Chicago Bears. The crew be celebratin' a win, but the lad played like a fresh swab, bless his heart! Aye, a true landlubber on the gridiron, he be!
September 9, 2024, 10:09 pm
Arrr! With ol' Christian McCaffrey swabbin' the deck, the San Francisco 49ers sailed forth, lettin' young Jordan Mason steer the ship o' the run game. They plundered the New York Jets, 32-19, on a fine Monday night, laughin' like scallywags all the while!
September 9, 2024, 9:29 pm
Arrr! The swabs of the New York Jets be celebratin' like scallywags! After a long drought, ol' Captain Aaron Rodgers flung a glorious pass that sent Allen Lazard sailin' into the end zone, like a treasure chest on the high seas! Yo ho, let the revelry commence!
September 9, 2024, 3:07 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Allen Aldridge, the mighty linebacker who once sailed the gridiron seas with the Denver Broncos, has shuffled off this mortal coil at the ripe age of 52! The reason be as mysterious as a treasure map—lost to the depths of time! Aye, what a tale!
September 9, 2024, 2:10 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spill the beans! Meredith Gaudreau, the lass who once sailed with the late puck-slinger Johnny, now be sportin’ a belly full o’ treasure! Aye, she’s expectin’ their third little scallywag! The sea be blessin’ this crew, indeed!
September 9, 2024, 1:33 pm
Arrr, matey! Columnist Jemele Hill be spoutin' a fanciful tale 'bout the capture of Tyreek Hill, that swift-footed dolphin wrangler, right after his crew plundered the Jaguars! Aye, 'tis a merry jest indeed, fit for the likes of a scallywag's tavern!
September 9, 2024, 12:28 pm
Arrr, matey! Jermaine Eluemunor, a stout sea dog of the Giants’ crew, be standin’ tall fer young Daniel Jones as he faced a storm o’ raucous jests leavin’ MetLife’s hull on a Sunday! A true mate, defendin’ his captain from the scallywags in the stands!
September 9, 2024, 11:33 am
Arrr, me hearties! Former gridiron swashbuckler Antonio Brown be throwin' shade at fair maid Taylor Swift, the lass Mahomes, and that scallywag Kelce, all while they be spectatin' the grand U.S. Open! Aye, the sea be full of jests and jibes!
September 9, 2024, 10:48 am
Arrr, mateys! Myles Garrett, the fierce defender of the Browns, be spillin' the beans to the landlubber reporters about the mighty boos that rained upon him and his crew on that fateful Sunday! Aye, even the fiercest of pirates can't escape the scorn of the crowd!
September 9, 2024, 10:40 am
Arrr, matey! Former captain of the Cowboys, Jason Garrett, stood tall like a ship's mast, defendin' young Dak Prescott from the scallywags on the telly callin' him overrated, as if he be naught but a landlubber! Aye, let 'em jest, for a treasure lies in that lad's heart!
September 9, 2024, 8:41 am
Arrr, matey! NFL’s own Brett Favre be singin’ the praises of Aaron Rodgers, the Jets’ fearless captain, as they prepare to set sail against the San Francisco 49ers! May their cannons roar and their treasure chest overflow, or they be walkin' the plank! Yarrr!
September 9, 2024, 5:13 am
Arrr, matey! Young Chance Gainer, a scallywag of a football lad from Florida, met Davy Jones after takin’ a tumble on the field ‘fore the crowd. Just 18 summers he had, and now he be fishin' with the mermaids! Aye, what a way to kick the bucket!
September 9, 2024, 5:08 am
Arrr! Drew Rosenhaus, the scallywag agent of Miami Dolphins’ prized treasure, Tyreek Hill, be makin’ a ruckus ‘bout how they be treatin’ his matey during his Sunday mornin’ trouble! Aye, he be ragin’ like a tempest, right before the grand match! Arrr, what a jest!
September 9, 2024, 5:04 am
Arrr, the scallywags o' New York Giants be loungin' 'round MetLife Stadium, ready to unleash their jeers upon poor Daniel Jones after he floundered like a fish in a storm against the Minnesota Vikings. Aye, the lad be in for a right rough tide o' hecklin’!
September 9, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, matey! NFL legend Rob Gronkowski be spillin’ the beans to Fox News Digital, sayin' the San Francisco 49ers be the "finest crew on parchment" in all the sea of football! But lo! There be one riddle they must solve, or walk the plank!
September 8, 2024, 5:41 pm
Arrr, mateys! Caitlin Clark, the fresh-faced lass from Indiana Fever, be lamentin’ the news of Angel Reese bein’ laid up with a sore wrist! She spun a yarn to the scallywags of the press ‘fore Sunday’s grand showdown. Aye, the seas be rough for our injured crew!
September 8, 2024, 5:08 pm
Arrr, matey! Tyreek Hill, the swashbucklin' Dolphin, let his nimble feet spin tales on the field, and with a hearty laugh, he jested 'bout his run-in with the law, celebratin’ with a jolly jig after snatchin’ a touchdown! A fine jest for a rogue, I say!
September 8, 2024, 4:27 pm
Arrr, a scallywag copper who snagged the swift-footed Tyreek Hill o' the Miami Dolphins be sent to swab the decks o' paperwork, says a matey in the law enforcement crew. Aye, seems the law be takin' a break while the fishy deeds be sorted!
September 8, 2024, 3:53 pm
Arrr, matey! Jonathan Owens, the swashbucklin' defender of the Chicago Bears, be settin' sail to score in the third quarter 'gainst the Tennessee Titans! And lo, the mighty Simone Biles chimed in with her acrobatic wisdom! A fine day for a ruckus on the gridiron, I say!
September 8, 2024, 11:30 am
Arrr, it be announced on the high seas of Sunday that the fine bard Kendrick Lamar shall be the jester at the Super Bowl LIX halftime revelry, just afore the 2024 season’s first grand spectacle hoists anchor! Shiver me timbers, what a turn o' fate!
September 8, 2024, 11:04 am
Arrr, mateys! This Sunday, the swashbucklin’ Justin Fields be takin’ the helm fer the Pittsburgh Steelers against those scallywag Falcons, whilst Russell Wilson be restin’ his weary calf, like a landlubber on a treasure hunt! Avast, let the games begin!
September 8, 2024, 10:59 am
Arrr, matey! Word be blowin' ‘round that Dak Prescott, the famed captain of the Cowboys, struck a mighty deal! A treasure chest o' gold so grand, he be the richest scallywag in NFL lore! Avast, let the rum flow for this buccaneer of the ball!
September 8, 2024, 10:11 am
Arrr, matey! The swift-footed Tyreek Hill o’ the Miami Dolphins found himself in a bit o' a pickle near the ship's hold—err, stadium—before battlin' the Jacksonville Jaguars! Yarr, seems even the best must face the law before settin' sail for glory!
September 8, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr, matey! Damar Hamlin, that scallywag, fought like a sea dog to reclaim his spot on the mighty Buffalo Bills! He spun a yarn to Fox News Digital 'bout his grand return to the battlefield of gridiron glory. Avast, what a tale!
September 8, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, mateys! Tom Brady’s treacherous voyage to the broadcast crow's nest be comin' to a grand finale this Sunday! The Dallas scallywags and Cleveland landlubbers be settin’ sail, and the ol' captain be ready to gab like a parrot! Anchors aweigh for a jolly good time!
September 8, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Rob Gronkowski be chattin’ with the scallywags at Fox News Digital 'bout usin’ the Guardian Cap if he still roamed the NFL seas. Seems some players be findin’ a way to swindle the system, savvy? Aye, the high seas of sport be a wild ride!
September 7, 2024, 8:58 pm
Arrr, matey! Angel Reese be hangin' up her boots, taken down by an injury curse! Now, Caitlin Clark be the last lass left in the hunt fer Rookie of the Year crown. Aye, the tide be turnin' in this here seas of sportin' glory!
September 7, 2024, 11:46 am
Arrr, the Packin' legend be ponderin' what set his sails to battle at the finest of seas in the grand NFL, whilst chucklin' about those noggin knockin' concussions that be handled like a shipwrecked sailor! Aye, 'tis a tale of grit and giggles, matey!
September 7, 2024, 10:05 am
Arrr, matey! Ukrainian lass Lyudmyla Kichenok be spillin' the beans that she had to heave-ho her weddin' plans 'cause she be battlin' fer a chance in the U.S. Open doubles final! Love'll wait, but a fine game be callin’! Har har!
September 7, 2024, 6:00 am
Arrr, matey! A once-mighty NBA swashbuckler be sayin' the Indiana Fever be missin' a treasure! Young Caitlin Clark be takin' a real beatin' from rival scallywags. Avast! Where be the crew to protect this lass? Aye, we need more cannons on deck, or she'll be walkin' the plank!
September 7, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Former New England swashbuckler Rob Gronkowski be lettin' out a hearty laugh as Travis and Jason Kelce snagged themselves a treasure chest o' gold for their podcast! Aye, those scallywags be makin' more doubloons than a pirate at a rum distillery!
September 7, 2024, 12:13 am
Arrr, matey! Taylor Fritz, that scallywag, bested his fellow landlubber Frances Tiafoe in a raucous duel at the U.S. Open! By Davy Jones’ locker, he be the first American swab to sail into a Grand Slam final since the year of our Lord 2009! Avast, what a tale!
September 6, 2024, 11:28 pm
Arrr, matey! In the last tick o' time, our gallant pirate, Jordan Love, the quartermaster of the Green Bay Packers, found himself injured as the crew faced a fierce storm, losin' to the Philadelphia Eagles by a mere 34-29 in the exotic shores of Brazil! Blimey, what a calamity!
September 6, 2024, 10:38 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The field in Brazil be a slippery beast, makin' the Eagles and Packers dance like drunken sea dogs in their first NFL showdown! Friday night’s turf be more treacherous than a shark-infested sea—ye'd swear they were tryin’ to walk the plank instead of playin’ ball!
September 6, 2024, 5:44 pm
Arrr, mateys! In a salty post on the gram, Deshaun Watson, the fearless captain of the Cleveland Browns, be sharing the news that his old sea dog father has sailed to Davy Jones’ locker. He be sayin’, “Rest in peace, Pops!” Aye, raise a tankard in his honor!
September 6, 2024, 5:12 pm
Arrr matey! Chad Richards be in a pickle, charged fer the untimely demise of his fair lass, Kara Welsh, a gymnastic siren! She be found cold in his quarters after a ruckus on the 30th of August. Blimey, love's a treacherous sea, eh?
September 6, 2024, 2:50 pm
Arrr, matey! NBA swashbuckler Steph Curry be shoutin’ that a lass's right to pick be the crown jewel o' his concerns as we sail into the presidential seas this autumn! When asked why he’s backin’ Vice President Kamala Harris, he be raisin’ his flag high, aye!
September 6, 2024, 2:16 pm
Arrr, mateys! This weekend, the NFL be settin' sail into uncharted waters, playin' its maiden match in South America! But beware, me hearties, for stormy concerns be brewin' even ‘fore the first cannonball's fired in Brazil! Aye, keep yer hooks ready!
September 6, 2024, 11:49 am
Arrr, me hearties! Jessica Pegula, that daring lass from across the sea, swabbed the deck with Karolina Muchova’s sails in the U.S. Open semifinals! Aye, she be sailing straight into her first Grand Slam final, ready to hoist the Jolly Roger of victory! Avast, what a spectacle!
September 6, 2024, 10:09 am
Arrr, matey! The burly Raven, Isaiah Likely, be caught on the magic picture box, hurlin' curses at a scallywag after his crew sank to the Chiefs, 27-20! Aye, 'tis a jolly sight when a pirate be riled up by a landlubber's taunts! Savvy?
September 6, 2024, 7:48 am
Arrr, on Thursday night, the scallywags at platform X tossed a heap o' salt on the poor Ravens' wounds after they were done in by them Chiefs! Their hopes dashed like a ship against the rocks when a game-tying touchdown be snatched away! Avast, the cruelty!
September 6, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr, me hearty Jim Everett be callin’ out that scallywag Jim Rome to bury the hatchet and make merry over their old tussle! Let the stormy seas of yore be calm, I say! Let’s hoist a tankard and laugh o’er our past skirmish, ye salty sea dog!
September 6, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr, former gridiron swashbuckler Danny Kanell be chattin' with Dan Dakich o' OutKick, spillin' the beans on why landlubbers ain't too keen on the scallywag Brian Kelly, captain o' the LSU crew! Aye, it seems his charm be sinkin' faster than a ship with a hole!
September 6, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr! NFL scallywag Rob Gronkowski be chattin' with Fox News, claimin' the Kansas City Chiefs might hoist the ol' Super Bowl booty for the third time! Aye, me hearties, those swashbucklers be sturdy enough to plunder another victory on the high seas of football!
September 6, 2024, 4:52 am
Arrr, matey! Rudy Gobert, the mighty center of the Timberwolves, jested at ol’ Shaquille O’Neal, claimin’ he be the sorriest swab to ever grace the NBA seas! Aye, he be suggestin’ that Shaq’s treasure chest o’ doubloons ain't worth a single piece of eight! Har har!
September 5, 2024, 5:11 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Captain Jerry Jones be settin' sail on talks 'twixt his crew and the fine quarterback Dak Prescott! On the horizon of contract negotiations, ye see? Aye, he be spillin' the beans in an interview this Wednesday, like a parrot squawkin' treasure maps! Arrr!
September 5, 2024, 4:47 pm
Arrr, matey! Aaron Rodgers be settin’ his sights on the New York Jets' first clash with them scallywags, the San Francisco 49ers! He be expectin’ “greatness,” whilst hopin’ to keep his bones intact fer the year o’ our Lord, 2024! Avast, let the games begin!
September 5, 2024, 4:32 pm
Arrr, matey! That scallywag Jannik Sinner be catchin' a foul wind, failin' two tests ‘cause he be dabblin' with a potion wrapped up tighter than a treasure chest, blarin' a jolly big "DOPING" warning! Aye, even a landlubber could spot that mischief! Savvy?
September 5, 2024, 4:12 pm
Arrr, matey! Simone Biles be the glitterin' jewel o' gymnasts, claimin' more treasures than a sea dog in a gold mine! She’s hoisted the flag o’ gymnastics high, makin’ it shine like a doubloon in the U.S. and beyond! Yarrr, what a lass!
September 5, 2024, 11:33 am
Arrr, me hearties! NFL swashbuckler Brett Favre be chimin' in on the matter o' votin' rights, with a storm brewin' in Arizona 'bout landlubbers on the rolls! He be spillin' his thoughts on the ol' X, like a true captain of controversy! Avast, what a hullabaloo!
September 5, 2024, 11:04 am
Arrr, the two-time lass o' the Women’s World Cup, a true buccaneer o' the pitch, be hangin' up her boots! Aye, she be one o' the most famed faces in U.S. soccer, but it be time to sail into the sunset, leavin' the seas o' competition behind!
September 5, 2024, 10:58 am
Arrr, matey! The lawyer for the wee scallywag caught in the ruckus with that San Francisco 49er, Ricky Pearsall, be squawkin' that his client be "mighty sorry" for the hullabaloo. Aye, 'tis a right pickle, indeed!
September 5, 2024, 10:49 am
Arrr, matey! The fierce defensive end of the Jacksonville Jaguars be makin' a grand transformation this off-season! He be settin' sail fer another season o’ dominance on the gridiron, like a captain ready to plunder treasure! Ye best be watchin’ fer this scallywag's mighty moves, savvy?
September 5, 2024, 5:35 am
Arrr! Sophie Cunningham, the fiery guard of the Phoenix Mercury, be spillin' the beans to Fox News Digital! That eye-catchin' pregame garb that set sail across the seas of the internet was none other than the handiwork of her dear mum! Aye, the sea of fashion be runnin' in the family!
September 4, 2024, 7:52 pm
Arrr! Captain Bill Belichick be joinin' the realm of Instagram, savvy? His fair lass, Jordon Hudson, a sprightly 23 years, be givin' him a hearty welcome! He even be repostin' a portrait of their jolly selves. Aye, love be brewin' on the high seas of social media!
September 4, 2024, 6:53 pm
Arrr, matey! Rachel “Raygun” Gunn be spillin' her secrets fer the first time since she dazzled the scallywags at the Paris Games last month with a performance so puzzlin', it’d make a crab scratch its noggin! Avast, what a sight it be!
September 4, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, matey! Josh Dobbs be ready to swab the deck fer Brock Purdy this year, jumpin' ship to his eighth crew in as many tides! But fear not, fer he be leanin' on his faith like a true sailor in a stormy sea! Har har!
September 4, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, matey! Ryan Crouser be the first scallywag to snatch three shiny golds in the shot put at the Paris Games, aye! But this American track and field buccaneer be already settin' his sights on more treasure, savvy? Avast, the lad's got no plans to rest!
September 4, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, matey! Eight-time All-Star Darryl Strawberry be yellin' that it be pure madness that Barry Bonds ain't sittin' in the Hall o' Fame! This be utter folly, I tell ye, like a parrot spoutin' gibberish! Aye, the seas o' baseball be riddled with nonsense!
September 4, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! Taylor Swift be the shining star in the NFL’s rollickin’ hype tale for the 2024 seas! Aye, she be capturin’ the league's heart for a second year runnin', like a treasure the crew can’t resist! Avast, the swayin’ sails of fame be blowin’ her way!
September 3, 2024, 4:51 pm
Arrr, matey! TJ Finley, the buccaneer of Western Kentucky, be sayin' the Crimson Tide ain't what they reckon! Yarrr, the No. 4 crew took that jab and stoked their cannons with fury! Aye, let the swashbucklin' commence!
September 3, 2024, 3:56 pm
Arrr matey! Instead o' takin' the crown on the tennis battleground, our 23-time Grand Slam queen, Serena Williams, be loungin' at the U.S. Open, watchin' the swashbucklin' from the sidelines. Aye, she traded her racket for a comfy chair, savvy?
September 3, 2024, 3:42 pm
Arrr! On a fine Tuesday, the famed Sheryl Swoopes, a swashbucklin’ Hall of Famer, did host an X Spaces to clear the air ‘bout her jabs at Caitlin Clark and her squabble with Nancy Lieberman. Aye, the seas of drama be choppy, matey!
September 3, 2024, 3:04 pm
Avast ye! Young Ricky Pearsall, a spry lad of the 49ers crew, was seen pumpin' iron in the ship's weight room, mere days after a scallywag tried to make him a target! Blimey, that be a fine way to show the world he ain't easy pickin's!
September 3, 2024, 11:26 am
Arrr, matey! Justin Tucker, the Raven’s foot-slinger, be wantin’ to keep the sea calm, not stirrin’ up old squabbles with them scallywags o’ the Kansas City Chiefs during the grand AFC Championship. No need for a cannonball clash when a gentle breeze’ll do, eh?
September 3, 2024, 10:51 am
Arrr, matey! The mighty Philadelphia Eagles be settin' sail to clash with the Green Bay Packin' scallywags in Brazil this Friday! But alas, our good mate Darius Slay be takin' the field without his kinfolk, like a ship without its crew! Har har!
September 3, 2024, 9:41 am
Arrr, me hearties! Olympian Allison Lang be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest that Paralympic swashbucklers deserve gold doubloons o’ praise fer bein’ the fiercest of competitors! Let ‘em hoist their flags high, fer they be the true treasure of the games! Yarrr, give ‘em their due, or ye walk the plank!
September 3, 2024, 7:33 am
Arrr, matey! Clyde Edwards-Helaire, the swashbucklin’ runner for the Chiefs, be laid low by a cursed affliction of the mind! Aye, he be hittin’ the sick bay and missin’ the grand opening. PTSD be a scallywag that be keepin’ him from the field! Avast, let the games begin without him!
September 2, 2024, 7:42 pm
Arrr, matey! Young Ricky Pearsall, fresh from the sea of rookies, be missin’ the first four battles 'gainst the Jets, Vikings, Rams, and Patriots, all ’cause he got a tickle from a musket! Aye, what a jest! Looks like he's off to the doctor instead of the end zone!
September 2, 2024, 7:18 pm
Arrr, matey! That blasted plaque markin’ Aaron Judge’s mighty 62nd home run has been swiped again, like a treasure chest in the night! The Rangers say they won't be replacin’ it—guess they be lettin’ the scallywags have their fun! Aye, what a swashbucklin' shame!
September 2, 2024, 6:08 pm
Arrr, Sheryl Swoopes be showin' off a treasure trove o' screechin' scrolls from her parley with Caitlin Clark, right after she was tossed from the crow's nest durin' Clark's grand match! Aye, what a ruckus on the high seas of sports!
September 2, 2024, 3:44 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Valentina Petrillo from the land o’ pasta be bowin’ outta the race for shiny medals! She crossed the line third in the semifinals o’ the T12 400-meter sprint, so she’ll be swappin’ her sprintin’ shoes for a comfy hammock at the 2024 Paralympic Games!
September 2, 2024, 3:27 pm
Arrr, matey! Joey Chestnut be claimin’ the grand record fer scarfing down the most franks in a mere ten minutes, all dry-like! No dunkin’ in the briny deep, mind ye! He bested his old foe, Takeru Kobayashi, like a true buccaneer of the belly! Avast, what a feast!
September 2, 2024, 2:35 pm
Arrr, matey! The scallywags of the Philadelphia Eagles be sayin’ that a political scroll claimin' to back Vice President Kamala Harris be naught but a fake treasure! Aye, a counterfeit map, it be! Hoist the Jolly Roger and beware the impostors!
September 2, 2024, 11:33 am
Arrr, matey! Frances Tiafoe bested that scallywag Alexei Popyrin in four fierce rounds on Sunday! He be the first American lad to sail into three straight U.S. Open quarterfinals since the legendary Andy Roddick. Shiver me timbers, what a merry tale!
September 2, 2024, 10:10 am
Arrr, Yulia Putintseva be a scallywag from Kazakhstan, beggin’ pardon after bein' pilloried by landlubbers online for a right awkward tussle with a wee ball lass durin' her U.S. Open defeat! Aye, even pirates be knowin’ to treat the crew fair, savvy?
September 2, 2024, 8:21 am
Arrr, matey! Coach Brian Kelly be takin' no prisoners, blastin' his crew after they sunk faster than a ship full o' treasure in their first clash against them scallywags o' USC on the high seas o' football Sunday night! Aye, a right jolly tongue-lashin' it was!
September 1, 2024, 10:28 pm
Arrr, matey! In the final ticks of the clock, No. 23 USC plundered a touchdown, claimin' victory 27-20 over No. 13 LSU in the wild seas of Las Vegas! A right jolly romp on a Sunday night, it be!
September 1, 2024, 8:39 pm
Arrr, matey! After snatchin' glory with a touchdown, young Kyren Lacy fancied himself a swashbucklin' gunner, spark’n a 15-yard penalty for bein' a scallywag! Aye, he be celebratin’ like a drunken parrot on me shoulder!
September 1, 2024, 8:26 pm
Arrr! Kyron Hudson, a scallywag wide receiver from USC, be settin' sail with but 34 catches to his name! But lo and behold, his 35th be a treasure worthy of the catch o' the year! Avast, me hearties, what a spectacle!
September 1, 2024, 6:43 pm
Arrr! The fair lass Coco Gauff, the reigning queen of the U.S. Open seas, found her ship sunk on Sunday, bested by the cunning Emma Navarro in a three-set squall. Aye, the tides of fate be a fickle mistress!
September 1, 2024, 5:13 pm
Arrr, matey! Last Saturday, WWE set sail in Berlin for a raucous Bash! With Gunther, Cody Rhodes, CM Punk, and Drew McIntyre ready to swashbuckle, the night be a rollickin’ romp! How be the fates of these scallywags, ye ask? Aye, that be a tale worth tellin’!
September 1, 2024, 4:12 pm
Arrr! Old Mark Mulder be spoutin' off 'bout the cursed city of San Fran, after young Ricky Pearsall, a fledglin' wide catchin' lad, found himself in a pickle thanks to some lead flyin’! Aye, the city's not safe fer a swab like him! Blasted scallywags!
September 1, 2024, 3:59 pm
Arrr, matey! The one they call Chad Ochocinco be a-sayin' on yonder Saturday eve, "Aye, there be another lesson to be learned from the ruckus of Ricky Pearsall's hullabaloo in San Francisco!" Blimey, even in a scuffle, there's wisdom to be found, savvy?
September 1, 2024, 3:58 pm
Arrr, Scottie Scheffler, the scallywag, beamin' with glee, plundered the TOUR Championship at East Lake on the fine Sunday! Aye, he be sealin' his record-smash’n 2024 season with a hearty shout, “Yo ho!” as he sails into glory! Avast, what a merry sight it be!
September 1, 2024, 11:39 am
Arrr, me hearties! It be that Ashlyn Watkins, fierce lass o’ the South Carolina court, found herself in a pickle! Captured by the law for givin' a good whack and snatchin' a matey on campus! Aye, even the finest can find trouble in the salty seas of college life!
September 1, 2024, 11:32 am
Arrr, me hearties! The matron of young Ricky Pearsall, a fresh mate of the San Francisco 49ers, spun a yarn on the Facebook seas 'bout her lad's health late on a Saturday night. Aye, all hands await news like treasure!
September 1, 2024, 10:43 am
Arrr, matey! Last night, the gallant Riley Leonard of the Notre Dame crew sported a grand cross upon his visage and an armband blazoned with holy words! Aye, this scallywag be mixin' football with a touch o' divine flair! What be next, a parrot preachin' scripture? Har har!
September 1, 2024, 10:27 am
Arrr, matey! Garrett Nussmeier be settin' sail fer his fourth voyage with the LSU crew, but lo! This be his maiden voyage as captain after bein' a trusty first mate to Jayden Daniels fer the past two years. Let the sea of pigskin be his!
August 31, 2024, 9:46 pm
Arrr, Captain Dabo Swiney steered the good ship Clemson to two grand conquests, but alas! In recent tides, the Tigers be flounderin' like a fish outta water, not meetin' the lofty expectations of their loyal crew. Aye, where be the glory o' yore?
August 31, 2024, 8:55 pm
Arrr, matey! Those scallywags from the Kansas City Chiefs be joinin' a grand spectacle fer lasses playin' flag footy in the heart o' Kansas! Aye, ‘twas a jolly ol’ time, breakin’ ground and takin’ names, as the fair maidens showed their prowess on the field! Har har har!
August 31, 2024, 8:46 pm
Avast ye! A merry sight beheld on the high seas of ESPN, where the former captain of Alabama, Nick Saban, tangled in a most comical awkwardness with the doughty Pat McAfee! Aye, the clip be spillin’ forth like a rum keg on a wild night!
August 31, 2024, 7:49 pm
Arrr, with Quinn Ewers at the helm, the Texas Longhorns be sailin' smooth 'gainst them Colorado State scallywags! In the midst of this jolly romp, young Arch Manning took the wheel for a spell—clutchin’ his cutlass and hopin’ to score some booty of his own!
August 31, 2024, 5:26 pm
Arrr matey! The NCAA be blockin' the Oklahoma State Cowboys from sportin' a wee 1.5-inch QR mark on their helmets fer the clash with them South Dakota State Jackrabbits! Aye, they be keepin' the crew's treasure map a secret! What scallywags!
August 31, 2024, 5:10 pm
Arrr, matey! On the day o' her birth, Captain Patrick Mahomes be raisin' a toast to his fair lady, Brittany! Despite the scallywags jabberin' 'bout her Trumpish tastes, he be shoutin' joy and cake, sayin’, “Happy Birthday, me heartie!” Aye, love conquers all storms!
August 31, 2024, 3:54 pm
Arrr, matey! Former captain o' the Alabama ship, Nick Saban, had his ESPN crew laughin' like a crew o' drunken sailors when he be jabberin' 'bout Ohio State's treasure chest o' $20 million for their scallywag roster in the 2024 season! Aye, what a merry jest!
August 31, 2024, 3:53 pm
Arrr, matey! A mighty treasure o' over $350,000 be gathered for fair Madeline Gaudreau, wife o' Matthew, after that scallywag driver sent both him and his brother, the NHL swashbuckler Johnny, to Davy Jones' locker. Aye, even in sorrow, the gold flows like grog!
August 31, 2024, 10:48 am
Arrr, me hearties! Meredith, the fair lass of Johnny Gaudreau, be spillin’ her sorrows on the sea of social media, after her matey and his brother met a scallywag’s end at the hands of a tipsy landlubber. Aye, the tides of fate be a cruel mistress!
August 31, 2024, 8:53 am
Arrr, the mighty LeBron, all sea legs and swagger, be shoutin’ to Caitlin Clark’s scallywag detractors: “Hush yer blabberin’, ye landlubbers!” After the lass set sail on a career night, he be remindin’ ‘em that even pirates gotta respect a fine treasure!
August 31, 2024, 6:00 am
Arrr matey! With another year o' eligibility in his treasure chest, Dillon Gabriel set sail to Oregon, 'twixt the college gridirons, for his sixth season o' gridiron glory! Avast, ye scallywags, he be chasin' the pigskin like a true buccaneer!
August 31, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, matey! WWE scallywag Dominik Mysterio be spillin’ the beans to Fox News about the raucous jeers he’s been catchin’ since he turned to the dark side in the squared circle! Sounds like the crowd be givin’ him more grief than a shipload o’ barnacles! Har har har!
August 31, 2024, 12:39 am
Arrr, matey! The mighty Novak Djokovic, ruler of the courts, be bested at the U.S. Open! By a scallywag named Alexei Popyrin, a mere 28th-ranked knave! Aye, the winds of fortune turned mighty foul for our champion, leaving him to nurse his bruised pride on the shores of defeat!
August 30, 2024, 10:45 pm
Avast, mateys! Caitlin Clark, the daring lass, be shatterin’ WNBA records in a fierce duel ‘gainst her sworn foes, all whilst sportin’ the very boots of a rival’s beloved player! 'Twas a jolly good show, that! A right treasure of a game, if ye ask me! Arrr!
August 30, 2024, 10:16 pm
Arrr, matey! In the grand finale of the 2024 skirmish, the greenhorns Caitlin Clark and Angel Reese faced off, but alas! The Fever sent the Sky plummeting like a ship in a storm. A right good thrashin' it was, aye!
August 30, 2024, 4:41 pm
Arrr, mateys! The fair Katie Gaudreau's nuptials be sunk, 'tis said, after her scallywag brothers, Johnny and Matthew, met their fate in a raucous rumble with a tipsy driver. Aye, the bottle be a treacherous foe! Let’s raise a toast to the fallen lads!
August 30, 2024, 3:43 pm
Arrr, me hearties! With Texas and Oklahoma settin’ sail into the SEC this past month, the grandest ship o’ college football be a sailin’ smoother than a sea serpent’s belly! Aye, the league be swellin’ like a treasure chest, ready to burst with bountiful booty!
August 30, 2024, 3:33 pm
Arrr, matey! Christie Raleigh Crossley, the mermaid of the water, sailed into the Paralympics and snatched a world record like a treasure! But blow me down, some scallywags claimed her troubles be naught but a trick! Aye, they be as daft as a fish in a barrel!
August 30, 2024, 3:25 pm
Arrr, matey! Donovan Dijak, that scallywag, unleashed doomsday upon the Major League Wrestling canvas in New York! Come Friday, he jawed with Fox News Digital ’bout his grand entrance and schemes yet to be. Aye, the sea be watchin’ this rogue's next mischief!
August 30, 2024, 11:23 am
Arrr! Magic Johnson be takin' a tongue-lashin' from the scallywags o' the cyber seas fer givin' ol’ Kamala Harris a hearty cheer fer her first chat since claimin' the Democratic treasure! Aye, even the bravest pirate can't escape the squawkin' of the virtual gulls!
August 30, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr matey! If ye be seekin' NFL treasure, set sail on Peacock, NFL+, Amazon Prime, or Paramount+! They be the true maps to claimin' yer gridiron spoils! So hoist the Jolly Roger and feast yer eyes on the ruckus of the game! Avast, enjoy the show!
August 30, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! The famed "Stone Cold" Steve Austin be absent from WrestleMania in Philly, but with the grand spectacle settin’ sail for Las Vegas next year, ye can bet yer doubloons he’ll be itchin’ to join the fray! Avast, let the rum flow!
August 30, 2024, 9:02 am
Arrr, in the midst of Colorado's grand plunderin' o' North Dakota State, a curious thing happened in the third quarter! Young Shedeur Sanders, instead of sendin' the ball to glory, be tossed it straight into the jaws of Davy Jones! A right jolly blunder, I tell ye!
August 30, 2024, 3:30 am
Avast, ye scallywags! After a decade adrift, the College Football Playoff be settin’ sail from four ships to a grand fleet of twelve! Even the mightiest stars be raisin’ their tankards in joy. Aye, ’tis a right jolly time for swashbucklin’ sports, I tell ye!
August 30, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! WWE scallywag Dominik Mysterio be tossin’ about the notion of a rumble with the mighty John Cena at WrestleMania 41! He be spillin' the beans to Fox News Digital this week, makin' the sea of fans shiver with glee! Avast, what a jolly showdown it be!
August 29, 2024, 11:06 pm
Arrr, matey! A fierce tempest brewed at Arthur Ashe’s grand arena! In a shocking twist, young Carlos Alcaraz found himself bested by the sly Botic Van De Zandschulp, all in a jolly straight set! A right jest for the ages, I say!
August 29, 2024, 10:25 pm
Arrr, matey! Shedeur Sanders and Travis Hunter be the finest scallywags on the gridiron, hittin’ the mark for three mighty touchdowns! They be the treasure of college football, leadin’ Colorado to a grand victory on the high seas of Thursday! Avast, what a jolly good show!
August 29, 2024, 5:27 pm
Arrr, matey! Even the great Tom Brady, a true sea dog o' the NFL, be knowin' the treacherous waters o' a Super Bowl win! That's why this old salt be doubtin' them Chiefs' chances of snaggin' a three-peat, savvy? Aye, the tides be fickle!
August 29, 2024, 5:00 pm
Arrr, matey! Dak Prescott be tellin' the landlubber scribes that when ol' Captain Jerry Jones be chattin' 'bout them contracts, he be deaf as a barnacle! Aye, he sails his own ship, not takin' heed to the ramblin' o' that scallywag!
August 29, 2024, 4:40 pm
Arrr, matey! Josh Allen, that scallywag, be takin' a jibe at bein' crowned the NFL's most overrated sea dog! During a yarn with Adam Schein on the Sirius XM tides, he laughed 'n said, “Aye, I’m just settin' sail for a grand adventure!” Ho ho!
August 29, 2024, 4:22 pm
Arrr, Daniil Medvedev be confessin' to moments he ain't proud of in his jolly career, but that fateful day at the 2019 U.S. Open, where he riled up the scallywags in the stands, be a treasure he’d hoist high! Aye, that be a tale worth tellin’!
August 29, 2024, 11:38 am
Arrr, matey! Pat McAfee be sailin' back to West Virginia fer the showdown with Penn State on Saturday! But beware, the landlubbers be preparin' fer a tempest of delays! Batten down the hatches, it be a bumpy ride ahead! Savvy?
August 29, 2024, 11:35 am
Arrr, matey! Coach Bruce Pearl o' the Auburn Tigers be battlin' the scallywags what be tossin' barbs at his crew! He be shoutin' his thoughts across the vast seas o' social media, lettin' 'em know he won't be takin' no cannon fire without givin' a hearty laugh in return!
August 29, 2024, 10:50 am
Arrr, me hearties! A secretive scallywag of the NFL be sayin’ the New York Jets be as mixed up as a ship at sea! The crew’s spirits be lower than Davy Jones’ locker, and the whole hullabaloo be downright dreadful, or so the word from The Athletic goes! Har har!
August 29, 2024, 10:40 am
Arrr, on a fine Wednesday night, Caitlin Clark and Aliyah Boston be guffawin' like scallywags after Lexie Hull tossed a cheeky jab in the postgame parley, following the Indiana Fever’s grand victory! Aye, the laughter be as hearty as a barrel of rum!
August 29, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr, mateys! The New York Giants be makin' a right peculiar choice, unretirin' the sacred number one, once held by ol' Ray Flaherty in '35! Now they be handin' it to the scallywag Malik Nabers! Blimey, what be next, a parrot as captain? Har har har!
August 29, 2024, 4:30 am
Arrr, matey! David Aldridge, that scallywag of a NBA talker, be raisin' his rum cup, sayin' young Bronny James oughta tarry an extra year in the hallowed halls o' college instead o' settin' sail too soon. Aye, he be thinkin' like a wise ol' sea dog!
August 29, 2024, 3:45 am
Arrr! Eight-time Grand Slam buccaneer Andre Agassi be settin' sail to defend young Jannik Sinner, who’s caught in a tempest o' doping whispers at the U.S. Open. Avast, let not the scallywags tarnish the lad's name! Savvy, mateys?
August 29, 2024, 3:15 am
Arrr, matey! Jon Rahm be makin’ a ruckus on the green, stirrin’ up a tempest o' gossip since settin’ sail with the LIV crew! But fear not, he be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest, “No regret for this buccaneerin’ choice, me hearties!” Aye, let the naysayers walk the plank!
August 28, 2024, 5:14 pm
Arrr, Carolina Garcia be a-flustered like a landlubber in the first round o’ the 2024 U.S. Open! She be spillin’ the beans on the scurvy hate messages she got after her defeat. Blimey, the sea of insults be deeper than Davy Jones’ locker! Har har!
August 28, 2024, 5:00 pm
Arrr, mateys! Johnny Manziel be spillin’ his guts 'bout his scallywag struggles with the bottle and the black dog o' despair, chattin’ with landlubbers and fellow souls fightin’ their demons at the University o' Alabama this fine Monday. Aye, 'tis a tale worth hearin’, full o' laughs 'n' lessons!
August 28, 2024, 3:46 pm
Arrr, ye scallywags! Ronald Martin, once a CNN matey, be tellin’ the fine Black lads o’ the court to steer clear o’ Auburn! ‘Tis a cursed place, says he, what with that Bruce Pearl spoutin’ “trash” on the Twittersphere. Hoist yer sails and seek fairer shores, me hearties!
August 28, 2024, 1:22 pm
Ahoy, mateys! Juan Izquierdo, the Uruguayan footie lad, met Davy Jones on a Tuesday eve, after takin' a tumble on the pitch! The healers say he be gone from a foul cardiorespiratory mischief, linked to his heart's wild jig! Aye, even pirates can’t outrun the Grim Reaper!
August 28, 2024, 10:37 am
Arrr! A right peculiar moment sailed the seas o' the U.S. Open when Tiafoe and Kovacevic clashed swords on Tuesday night, creatin' a tempest o' laughter that spread like wildfire on the high seas of the internet! Avast, me hearties!
August 28, 2024, 9:45 am
Arrr, matey! Jalen Milroe, the swashbucklin' captain o' the Crimson Tide, be settin' sail fer his second season. He spun a yarn 'bout what be needin' fer victory, hopin' his crew won't be run aground by them landlubbers! Aye, success be the treasure they seek!
August 28, 2024, 9:12 am
Arrr, the wrinkled sea dogs be raisin' a ruckus! Young scallywag Anthony Edwards be claimin' the old-timers had no chops on the court! Aye, they be shoutin' like a ship in a storm, “Back in our day, we could sink a ship with a single shot!” Har har har!
August 28, 2024, 9:05 am
Arrr, mateys! Kelvin Beachum, that sturdy lineman of the Arizona Cardinals, be spillin' the beans on how his crew can baffle the landlubbers and set sail fer the playoff seas in 2024! We be needin' courage, cunning, and a fair bit o’ luck, or we’ll be walkin' the plank!
August 28, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr, me hearties! The NFC South be ripe for plunder once more, with fresh scalawags joinin’ the crew! But beware, for ol’ Colin Cowherd be callin' it the most cursed division in all of pigskin seas! Hoist yer sails and brace for laughter, mateys!
August 28, 2024, 5:31 am
Arrr, matey! Eight-time Grand Slam scallywag Andre Agassi be thinkin’ the good ol’ U.S. be ready to hoist the sails of men’s tennis once more! Aye, ‘tis a fine day for racket-wieldin’ buccaneers to make a grand return to the court, savvy?
August 28, 2024, 5:25 am
Yarr! Whispers be flyin' 'round that UConn be settin' sail fer the Big 12, but ol' Senator Murphy be hollerin' it be a “blunder” of the highest seas! Avast, decisions be harder than findin' buried treasure, matey!
August 28, 2024, 4:30 am
Arrr, matey! David Aldridge be sayin' he yearns to relish the sight of fair Caitlin Clark's game, free from all that pesky baggage, like a parrot on a clean shoulder! Aye, he spoke this merry thought on the jolly OutKick's "Ricky Cobb Show!"
August 27, 2024, 4:23 pm
Arrr, Senators Blackburn and Merkley be raisin’ the Jolly Roger at the NBA and its cap’n, Adam Silver, fer cozyin’ up with that scallywag Kagame of Rwanda! A letter be sent on the tide of Tuesday, lettin’ ‘em know they be sailin’ with the wrong crew!
August 27, 2024, 3:36 pm
Avast, me hearties! Young Cohen Craddock, a scallywag of 13, met his untimely end at the football field, where a rogue injury sent his noggin into a tempest of blood and swelling. Aye, 'tis a fine mess to befall a lad! May he sail the skies, free o' pain!
August 27, 2024, 3:01 pm
Arrr, matey! The Buckeyes' dreams of treasure been scuttled by them Wolverines thrice now! But ho! Young Egbuka be shoutin' this be the year they’ll hoist the Jolly Roger o' victory high, finally conquerin' that cursed hill! Aye, let’s see if they can find the booty this time!
August 27, 2024, 2:50 pm
Arrr! Donovan Edwards, the swift-footed scourge o' Michigan's gridiron, be spouting his thanks fer Sherrone Moore takin' the captain's chair! He claims that scallywag be deserving o' the honor, like a parrot with a treasure map! Aye, let the rum flow freely for our new leader!
August 27, 2024, 11:57 am
Arrr, matey! Former NCAA swim star Riley Gaines be all a-quiver like a jellyfish in a tempest when she laid eyes on her words for Georgia Tech’s Captain Cabrera on the morn of Tuesday! Blubberin’ like a scallywag, she was! Ahoy, the seas of emotion run deep!
August 27, 2024, 11:31 am
Arrr! From the shores of California, young Iva Jovic be the spryest lass to hoist the Jolly Roger at the U.S. Open in two decades, bestin' the Polish wench Magda Linette in the first round! Aye, she be makin' waves like a raucous sea shanty, savvy?
August 27, 2024, 10:45 am
Arrr, Marcus Freeman o’ Notre Dame be sayin’ that makin’ mates be the heart o’ recruitin’, like findin’ treasure on the high seas! He spilled the beans on Barstool Sports' “Pardon My Take”—a right merry jest for all ye scallywags lookin’ to join the crew!
August 27, 2024, 10:39 am
Arrr! The sire of Kansas City’s swashbucklin’ tight end, Travis Kelce, be spillin’ the beans on why he be walkin’ the plank from the X seas o’ social media! Aye, ‘tis a tale of high jinks and scallywag shenanigans that left him marooned!
August 27, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr! Transgender swashbuckler Hailey Davidson be lettin' loose a cannonball of truth, settin' sail against a "whopper of a tale!" She be celebratin' her fair winds to the next round of Q School, hopin’ to nab herself an LPGA treasure map! Avast, let the games begin!
August 27, 2024, 5:28 am
Arrr, matey! The NFC West be a treasure trove o' teams, likely to spawn three playoff swabs each year. Colin Cowherd be squawkin' that in 2024, the sea o' competition be gettin' even rougher! Hoist the sails and prepare fer a brawl on the gridiron, ye scallywags!