April 4, 2025, 11:13 am
Arrr, matey! The Cardinals be settin’ sail with tight end Trey McBride, lockin’ him up for four long years o’ silver—‘tis said to be worth a whopping $76 million doubloons! Aye, he be the richest tight end to ever plunder the NFL seas!
April 4, 2025, 10:15 am
Arrr, Phil Mickelson be spillin' the beans, sayin' the PGA be as different from LIV as a fish from a sea turtle! But this scallywag thinks the landlubbers be wantin' what LIV be sellin'. Aye, a fine treasure indeed!
April 4, 2025, 8:28 am
Arrr! A band o' free speech scallywags be sendin' a parchment to aid the brave lass, Representative Laurel Libby of Maine, in her quest to toss aside the captain's censure. A fine ruckus ye have here, matey! Let the winds of liberty blow in her sails!
April 4, 2025, 8:12 am
Arrr, matey! James Winston docked with the scallywags o' the Cleveland Browns for but a single season, yet it seems that time be havin' the weight o' a treasure chest on this NFL buccaneer’s soul! Aye, the wind of the sea be blowin' strange in his sails!
April 4, 2025, 5:00 am
Arrr! WWE matey Cody Rhodes, the dapper swashbuckler, struts to the ring like a fine parrot in a fancy hat! Want to look like him, ye scallywag? He spilled his secrets in a chat with Fox News Digital, so hoist the sails and take heed!
April 4, 2025, 4:00 am
Arrr, CC Sabathia be still scribblin' his grand speech fer the Hall o' Fame, but the scallywag knows what treasure he be wantin' to share! He spilled the beans to Fox News Digital, but I reckon he’s keepin’ the best gold to himself! Har har!
April 4, 2025, 4:00 am
Arrr, Brett Ryan Gosselin be sportin' a new swagger, aye! It be the Rogue Horsemen's mischief that's got him feelin' spry. He be settin' his sights on plunderin' some shiny gold at Battle Riot VII, savvy? Hoist the sails and let's be off!
April 4, 2025, 3:00 am
Arrr, mateys! The NFL Draft be nigh, and the Tennessee Titans be ready to hoist their sails! Who’ll they be plunderin’ on April 24? Fox News Digital be makin’ their guess, so prepare yer sea legs for a wild ride!
April 3, 2025, 5:58 pm
Arrr, matey! Riley Gaines be singin' the praises o' Stephanie Turner, the brave fencer who turned tail 'n refused to duel with a transgender foe, all while spoutin’ her tale on "America's Newsroom!" Aye, a true buccaneer o' the blade she be! Har har!
April 3, 2025, 5:38 pm
Arrr! Saquon Barkley, that swashbucklin’ eagle of a back, be hollerin’ for Ivanka Trump as he sets sail to the White House, celebratin’ his crew’s grand Super Bowl treasure! Shiver me timbers, what a merry jolly!
April 3, 2025, 5:27 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags o' the Las Vegas Raiders have tied down Geno Smith for a spell longer than a barnacle's grip, with a treasure chest o' $75 million! He be stayin' with ‘em till the tides of 2027, savvy?
April 3, 2025, 5:24 pm
Arrr matey! Mayor Ed Brown of Upper Darby, just a stone's throw from Philly, be a fan of them Cowboys! A scallywag Eagles supporter be callin' his leadership into question 'cause of it. Aye, 'tis like hoistin' the Jolly Roger on a landlubber ship! Har har har!
April 3, 2025, 11:12 am
Arrr, mates! On the day of the Wednes, them officials in Costa Rica did declare that young Miller Gardner, a lad of fourteen summers, met his end not by sword nor cannon, but by the treacherous breath of carbon monoxide! Aye, even the air can be a scallywag!
April 3, 2025, 10:48 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags of the Dallas Cowboys be swappin’ shiny doubloons for the swashbuckler Joe Milton from them New England landlubbers! Aye, he manned the helm for but one battle last season! A jolly ol’ trade, if ye ask me!
April 3, 2025, 10:05 am
Arrr, matey! In the year of our Lord 2027, the fine land of Carolina shall host the grand Military World Games for the first time! Aye, soldiers from all corners o' the globe be settin' sail to Charlotte, ready to duel with swords ‘n’ good cheer! Yarrr!
April 3, 2025, 7:27 am
Arrr, matey! Washington’s own scallywag Alex Ovechkin be closin’ in on that ol’ sea dog Wayne Gretzky’s treasure o’ goals! He scored against them Carolina Hurricanes on a fine Wednesday night, makin’ the crowd roar like a cannon blast! Aye, the legend be growin’!
April 3, 2025, 5:51 am
Arrr, matey! CC Sabathia, that grand Yankee captain, be spoutin’ that them viral torpedo bats be a treasure for the game! Instead o’ makin’ pitchers shiver like landlubbers, they be bringin’ forth a merry ruckus on the seas of baseball! Aye, swingin’ for gold, not fear!
April 2, 2025, 8:43 pm
Arrr, matey! Trey Hendrickson be feelin’ a tad miffed by the words o’ that scallywag Katie Blackburn! Her jabberin’ ‘bout contracts left him more disappointed than a parrot in a storm. Avast, watch yer tongue, lass!
April 2, 2025, 7:20 pm
Arrr, me hearties! It be said that Lesley Slaton, the grand captain of diversity and inclusion in the NBA ship, be settin' sail for new horizons! Fear not, for the league be lookin' fer a fine swab to take her place. Avast, the hunt be on!
April 2, 2025, 7:04 pm
Arrr! Matt Strahm be chattin’ on the X seas, sayin’ as long as them torpedo bats be lurkin’, pitchers oughta be free to use whatever scallywags be waitin’ in the on-deck circle! Aye, let the mayhem commence!
April 2, 2025, 5:12 pm
Arrr! Mark Vientos be confessin’ that Francisco Lindor, Carlos Mendoza, and Antoan Richardson gave him a right tongue-lashin’ fer saunterin’ like a landlubber instead o’ sprintin’ fer a ground ball, all while the Miami Marlins sent them to Davy Jones’ locker in defeat! Blimey!
April 2, 2025, 4:50 pm
Arrr! Fair lass Stephanie Turner, a fencer of fine repute, swore she’d not duel against a matey of the other kind! For her defiance, she was tossed out like old barnacles! Aye, the sea of competition be treacherous indeed!
April 2, 2025, 4:32 pm
Arrr, matey! Deshaun Watson be savvy enough to know that ol’ Jimmy Haslam, co-captain of the Browns ship, be callin’ his signing a "great blunder o’ the seas!" Aye, 'tis a mighty swing and miss, like tryin' to catch a fish with a rusty hook!
April 2, 2025, 4:15 pm
Arrr, mateys! The mighty John Vella, a grand sea dog of the gridiron, has sailed to Davy Jones at the ripe age of 74! The Las Vegas crew be sharin’ the news of their fallen bulwark, once a fierce Raider and Viking. Raise a pint in his honor! 🍻
April 2, 2025, 10:19 am
Arrr! Jason and Kylie Kelce be showin' off their fourth lass, wee Finn, to ol' Uncle Travis on their jolly "New Heights" podcast! A fine crew o' scallywags, ye might say, settin' sail on the seas of family fun! Avast, me hearties!
April 2, 2025, 9:27 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags at Washington's school of sportin' can't be havin' no rules to ban the lads from the lasses' games, for 'tis against the law of the land, says the official! Aye, let the games continue, lest we be walkin' the plank!
April 2, 2025, 8:09 am
Arrr, mateys! Hear ye, hear ye! Coastal Carolina's fine crew be givin’ away grub from the concession stands fer free to all ye landlubbers at the football battles in the year o’ 2025! So hoist yer tankards and feast like a true swashbuckler! Savvy?
April 2, 2025, 5:36 am
Arrr, matey! Jay Feely, that scallywag who booted balls fer six NFL crews, be ponderin’ a grand adventure in the Congress seas of Arizona! Blimey, a kickin’ pirate in politics? I can hear the rum flowin’ already!
April 2, 2025, 5:30 am
Arrr, matey! A scallywag of the Atlanta Hawks crew took a tumble and beheld a pain in his knee during a fan duel, all whilst his team walked the plank to the Portland Trail Blazers on a fateful Monday night! Aye, that be some jolly misfortune!
April 2, 2025, 4:32 am
Arrr! The scallywags o' the NFL be settin' aside chat 'bout banishin' the tush push, the Eagles' secret treasure! Yet, this cheeky maneuver still stirs a ruckus 'mongst landlubbers and sea dogs alike, like a parrot on a hot tin roof, savvy?
April 2, 2025, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! WWE’s cap’n Cody Rhodes be spillin’ the beans to Fox News about that scallywag John Cena's dastardly heel turn! It turned the whole wrestling seas upside down, ‘fore WrestleMania 41! Blimey, what a hullabaloo!
April 1, 2025, 5:14 pm
Arrr, Micah Parsons be swingin' his cutlass fer his fancy agent, David Mulugheta, after ol' Jerry Jones, the cap’n of the Cowboys ship, had words o' folly! Aye, defendin' his matey like a true buccaneer in a tavern brawl! Har har, the seas be wild!
April 1, 2025, 5:00 pm
Arrr, me hearties! That scallywag Rick Chavez Zbur be likenin’ a bill to keep trans lasses from sportin' to the dark days of Nazi Germany and the ol’ Holocaust! Blimey, matey! What a wild sea of nonsense he’s sailin’! Avast, let’s hoist the flag of reason!
April 1, 2025, 4:55 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Cheryl Reeve be takin' a jolly jab at Captain Trump and his crew fer their scallywag ways against the fine folks o' the transgender seas, all whilst the WNBA be revelin' in the grand Transgender Day of Visibility! Aye, ‘tis a raucous hullabaloo indeed!
April 1, 2025, 4:18 pm
Arrr, matey! Them torpedo bats wielded by the Yankees be causin’ quite the ruckus 'gainst the Brewers, settin’ sail through MLB like a cannonball! What be these magical sticks, ye ask? Aye, they be treasures of the diamond, ready to plunder runs!
April 1, 2025, 11:21 am
Arrr, matey! The Boston Red Sox be makin' a fine deal with young Garrett Crochet, shiver me timbers! They be shanghaied him for six years and a treasure chest of $170 million doubloons! Aye, 'tis a haul fit for a scallywag of his skill!
April 1, 2025, 11:10 am
Arrr, the WNBA be catchin’ a storm o’ jest on the social seas fer their merry shout on "Transgender Day o' Visibility," just as the sands o' Women’s History Month be slippin’ away. Aye, the jests be flyin’ like cannonballs on the ol' social waters!
April 1, 2025, 10:35 am
Arrr, mateys! It be said that Freddie Freeman, the Dodgers' swashbucklin’ first mate, slipped in the shower and gave his ankle a proper tweak, or so Captain Roberts be claimin’. And lo! He be the reigning World Series MVP, yet his greatest foe be a slippery deck!
April 1, 2025, 10:01 am
Arrr, even with more bumps than a ship in a storm, ol' Tiger Woods be sportin' a jolly grin! Aye, he be takin' his aches like a true sea dog, laughin' in the face of pain like a parrot on a treasure chest!
April 1, 2025, 5:39 am
Arrr! ESPN's own lass, Monica McNutt, be spouting that Caitlin Clark, a fair maiden from the heart of America, be drawin' in the wee lassies like a treasure map to gold! Aye, a jolly connection indeed, like rum and a ship’s hull!
April 1, 2025, 5:06 am
Arrr, mateys! The fair maidens Paige Buckers, Madison Booker, and Dawn Staley be the fiercest swashbucklers still sailin' in the NCAA women's Final Four. Gather 'round, for here be the lowdown on the last brigands standin' tall on the high seas of basketball!
April 1, 2025, 4:57 am
Arrr, mateys! The savvy folk o’ Costa Rica be spoutin’ tales of carbon monoxide bein’ the scallywag that sent young Miller Gardner to Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, a former Yankees star’s lad meetin’ his fate in such a sneaky way be a right jolly twist, eh?
March 31, 2025, 8:38 pm
Arrr! The Education Council be givin' Maine a final shout, or ye be walkin’ the plank! Comply with Captain Trump’s decree to keep the lasses' games free from the trans scallywags, or face the stormy seas of consequences! Aye, 'tis a hullabaloo fit for the high seas!
March 31, 2025, 5:40 pm
Arrr! Richard Sherman, once a swashbucklin' NFL star for the Seahawks and 49ers, be spillin' the beans that scallywags broke into his treasure chest at gunpoint! Blimey, even landlubbers be takin' to thievin' these days! What be the world comin' to, matey?
March 31, 2025, 5:39 pm
Arrr, matey! After makin' a grand pact with the Braves fer three long years, our scallywag Jurickson Profar be caught with his hand in the rum barrel of PEDs! Now he's walkin' the plank for 80 games—shiver me timbers, talk about a jolly ol' blunder!
March 31, 2025, 4:25 pm
Avast, me hearties! The kin o’ the famed Yankees swashbuckler, Brett Gardner, be sharin’ news o’ his final voyage to the great beyond—he met Davy Jones on a holiday in Costa Rica! Aye, a fine way to go, but ye might want to skip the sunburn next time!
March 31, 2025, 3:04 pm
Arrr, mateys! Former UPenn mermaid Lia Thomas be raisin’ her voice for the trans crew in the sportin’ seas, even as landlubbers try to ban ‘em from the fairer games. A fine tale of courage on the high seas of competition, I say! Avast ye, let ‘em swim!
March 31, 2025, 11:17 am
Arrr, me hearties! Former NBA scallywag Etan Thomas be spoutin’ a yarn ‘bout how the color o’ Paige Bueckers’ sails might be keepin’ her fame from risin’ as high as that Caitlin Clark treasure! Aye, it be a curious tale on the high seas of sportin' glory!
March 31, 2025, 10:26 am
Arrr, me hearties! Cap’n Sashi Brown of the Baltimore Ravens be spillin' the beans 'bout a squall brewin' over our kicker, Justin Tucker. Allegations of mischief 'n scandal be afoot! Avast, let’s hope he don’t be walkin’ the plank just yet!
March 31, 2025, 10:02 am
Arrr, me hearties! The swashbucklin’ NFL coaches and the wise old competition committee be ponderin’ if that raucous tush push be settlin’ anchor in the league, or if it’ll be sent to Davy Jones' locker this week! Avast, ‘tis a right puzzlin’ conundrum!
March 31, 2025, 9:54 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags at the New York Racing Association be callin' off a whole day o' gallopin' steeds at Aqueduct! Why, ye ask? 'Cause a merry auto show be takin' over yon casino, like a barnacle on a fine ship! Blimey, what a jolly mess!
March 31, 2025, 5:49 am
Arrr, me hearties! On a raucous Sunday night, the Minnesota Timberwolves and the Detroit Pistons clashed like two ships in a squall during the second quarter o' their brawl! Fists flew faster than cannonballs, and it be a sight to make the bravest pirate chuckle!
March 31, 2025, 5:12 am
Arrr, matey! Andersen be all a-distracted, yappin’ like a parrot with Talia Baia in the treasure chest o’ lockers! That lass be a student scribe at ESPN 98.1, learnin’ the arts of yarn-spinnin’ and gabbin' at Florida. A fine catch, if ye ask me!
March 31, 2025, 4:45 am
Arrr, matey! The Red Sox be settin' sail on a stormy sea, with nary a treasure in sight! That scallywag Devers be swingin' like a landlubber, strikin' out more than a drunken sailor at the tavern! Aye, ‘tis a right troublesome voyage indeed!
March 30, 2025, 9:02 pm
Arrr! Aye, me hearties! This season, a band o' New York Yankees be sportin’ fancy new sticks! With barrels sittin’ closer to their calloused paws, they be swingin’ for the fences like true buccaneers at sea, not at the far end of their trusty cutlasses! Har har!
March 30, 2025, 5:51 pm
Arrr, matey! The Houston Cougars be on a grand treasure hunt, claimin’ 17 victories in a row, the finest streak in all the college seas! Prepare yerselves, for they be settin’ sail to duel with the Duke scallywags at the Final Four! Avast, what a ruckus it’ll be!
March 30, 2025, 4:12 pm
Arrr! Dan Simmons hung up his cutlass in 2014 after more than forty moons as the Saints' gear wrangler. He also spent ten years wranglin' legends and alumni like a sea dog chasin' treasure. A fine swab he be, savvy?
March 30, 2025, 12:30 pm
Arrr, matey! Golfin’ sorceress Paige Spiranac, with a crew o' millions online, be spillin’ the beans on them whispers of "booty barterin’" that haunted her in the early days. Aye, t’was a tempest o’ scandal on the high seas of social media!
March 30, 2025, 11:31 am
Arrr matey! The CFL’s Saskatchewan Roughriders be spottin’ Trey Lance on their treasure map, as his swashbucklin’ days with them Dallas Cowboys be sinkin’ in the offseason! Aye, let the rum flow as they be schemin’ to snag the lad! Ha ha!
March 30, 2025, 10:38 am
Arrr, me hearties! Will Howard, once a swashbucklin' quarterback from Ohio State, be jabberin' 'bout his combine feats, claimin' the Michigan sea dogs be blowin' hot air 'bout his skills! Aye, let 'em bicker whilst we hoist the sails and plunder the seas!
March 30, 2025, 10:02 am
Arrr, me hearties! WNBA legend Lisa Leslie be shoutin' on the high seas o' Thursday that the league can’t be blind to Caitlin Clark’s mighty waves! The Indiana Fever be readyin' for a grand spectacle on the box, and ye best be watchin’! Avast, what a show!
March 30, 2025, 9:30 am
Arrr, matey! Nick Gonzales of the Pittsburgh Pirates be startin’ his season with a mighty misstep, twistin’ his ankle like a scallywag on opening day 'gainst the Miami Marlins. Seems the seas be rough for this landlubber! Avast, that be a poor way to set sail!
March 29, 2025, 9:03 pm
Arrr! Shaqir O'Neal be settin' sail fer the transfer seas, as On3 be sayin'. This young scallywag be havin' started 17 battles for Florida A&M last season, after two years plunderin' at Texas Southern! Avast, what a merry adventure awaits!
March 29, 2025, 8:50 pm
Arrr, mateys! The lawmen o' Atlanta be snoopin' 'round a ruckus what went boom-boom near the State Farm Arena during a rowdy gatherin' of Michigan State and Ole Miss fans! Aye, ‘tis a madness fit fer the high seas! Keep yer cutlasses sharp and yer wits sharper!
March 29, 2025, 8:17 pm
Arrr, matey! Max Scherzer be havin’ a pesky thumb ailment, makin’ Blue Jays captain John Schneider hoist the sails and send the three-time Cy Young booty back to the ship in the third inning! Aye, even the fiercest buccaneer can’t pitch with a sore thumb, savvy?
March 29, 2025, 5:52 pm
Arrr! The scallywags of a Washington school board be beggin' the grand federal ship to hoist the anchor and set sail fer a ban on trans athletes in the fair maidens' sports! Aye, they be thinkin' it be fairer than a three-legged parrot in a rum barrel!
March 29, 2025, 4:47 pm
Arrr, in a grand comeback fit for a sea shanty, Alysa Liu be the first lass from the land of the free to hoist the championship flag in 19 long years! She did it in Boston on a fine Friday, makin' waves like a true buccaneer of the ice!
March 29, 2025, 4:32 pm
Arrr, matey! In a grand spectacle at the Yankee stronghold, our gallant Aaron Judge did unleash three cannonballs, sendin’ the pillagin’ Brewers to Davy Jones’ locker in a jolly romp of 20-9. Aye, that be a treasure of a match, fit for a buccaneer’s tale!
March 29, 2025, 4:17 pm
Avast, me hearties! Two brave lasses from New Hampshire be raisin' a ruckus 'gainst the scallywags in Trump’s crew, claimin' their fair chance in the lassies' sportin’ arena be unfairly plundered. Aye, they be takin’ to the courts like true buccaneers for justice! Arrr!
March 29, 2025, 11:55 am
Avast, mateys! In a grand showdown, the mighty Nikola Jokic be likin’ a cannonball, sunk a 62-foot shot o' magic just afore the bell tolled for halftime, helpin’ the Denver Nuggets plunder the Utah Jazz 129 to 93! Aye, what a jolly good show!
March 29, 2025, 10:09 am
Arrr! Golfer Adam Hadwin, after losin' his wits at the Valspar, be makin' good by coughin' up doubloons fer the ruckus he caused and treatin' the crew to a feast! Aye, a true matey knows when to swab the deck and buy the grub!
March 29, 2025, 8:17 am
Arrr matey! The grand spectacle of WrestleMania 41, Night 1, be settin' sail with a ruckus fit for Davy Jones! A triple threat clash of CM Punk, Roman Reigns, and Seth Rollins be writ upon the scrolls come Friday. Hold onto yer rum, 'tis gonna be a wild ride!
March 29, 2025, 8:12 am
Arrr! Coach Lindsay Gottlieb, a fine lass of USC, be standin' tall fer a poor soul from Mississippi State, takin' flak o'er that fateful play what left JuJu Watkins in a pickle. Aye, online scallywags be bullyin', but this captain be defendin' her crew like a true matey!
March 28, 2025, 9:16 pm
Arrr, matey! Quarterback Kirk Cousins be steerin’ clear o' the shadows, fer he be caught feastin' in fine taverns o’ Cleveland this week! Aye, no secret be hidin' when yer goblin’ grub in public, savvy? A true buccaneer knows to enjoy the spoils o' the sea!
March 28, 2025, 8:49 pm
Arrr, Deion Sanders be sayin’ he won't be usin’ his mighty influence over young Shedeur as the NFL Draft be approachin’. Coach Prime once hinted he'd rather his lad anchor with fine crews! Blimey, 'tis a merry jest on the high seas of football!
March 28, 2025, 8:06 pm
Arrr, matey! Coach Geno Auriemma of the Connecticut Huskies be whinin' like a scurvy dog 'bout the wretched regional system in the lassies' NCAA Tournament! He be sayin’ it be more tangled than a sea serpent’s tail, makin’ it harder than findin' treasure on a foggy night!
March 28, 2025, 5:27 pm
Arrr, mateys! The NCAA Women’s Tournament be sailin’ on, with the Sweet 16 battlin’ like scallywags in a rum-fueled brawl! Hoist the sails, for here be the jolly highlights o' the day!
March 28, 2025, 5:18 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Former baseball buccaneer Curt Schilling be spoutin’ his thoughts on the cursed pitch counts fer pitchers, all while settin’ sail on Fox News’ “The Will Cain Show.” Methinks he’d rather walk the plank than count every toss like a scallywag! Ha!
March 28, 2025, 5:14 pm
Arrr, the mighty Abdul Carter, once a lion of Penn State, hoisted his flag fer the top pick on Friday, jabberin’ with the landlubber press at his pro day! He be claimin’ treasure aplenty, but let’s see if he sails the high seas o’ the draft!
March 28, 2025, 4:27 pm
Arrr, the New York Yankees be givin’ a hearty salute to young Miller Gardner, a lad of but 14 years, on the eve of their grand showdown with the scallywags known as the Milwaukee Brewers! Aye, even pirates know when to tip their hats to the young buccaneers!
March 28, 2025, 9:24 am
Arrr, mateys! Freddie Freeman's 2025 voyage be set sail on a jolly tide! His fair lass declared their wee lad Max, aged 4, be mending like a ship in dry dock after catchin' a rare curse of the noggin! Aye, a right merry tale indeed!
March 28, 2025, 7:55 am
Arrr, matey! Tyler O’Neill set sail with the Baltimore Orioles, swingin' his bat like a true buccaneer! Just like his last five mornin' on the seas, he smote a three-run cannonball in Toronto, addin' another feather to his cap in the grand tale of MLB!
March 28, 2025, 7:42 am
Avast, mateys! 'Tis a sorrowful tale of Berkin Usta, a brave skiin' lad from the Olympic seas, met his fiery fate in a hotel inferno! Aye, the place be shut tighter than a pirate's treasure chest since January! Blimey, what a twist of fate! Arrr!
March 28, 2025, 6:10 am
Arrr, matey! The fair lass Kate Sanchez be yappin’ to Fox News about her grand plan to shoo away trans athletes from the games, all 'fore the big vote on Tuesday! Aye, a ruckus brewin’ across the seas of debate, me hearties!
March 27, 2025, 7:35 pm
Arrr! Betsy Wolfe be called upon to belt the national tune afore the Yankees' grand game! But lo! A twist in her singin' had the crew scratchin' their heads and raisin' their brows, like a ship caught in a squall! Har har!
March 27, 2025, 7:01 pm
Arrr, matey! The Trump crew be givin’ Maine a jolly ol’ choice: ban those landlubber trans athletes from the lassies’ games by Thursday or face the stormy seas! But lo and behold, the school buccaneers be givin’ ‘em the ol’ heave-ho! Har har!
March 27, 2025, 6:51 pm
Arrr, matey! The football linemen be the mightiest of the crew, but lo! Former Florida defender Desmond Watson be a towering giant, a landlubber of unmatched brawn! Aye, he’s so big, I reckon even the Kraken be shakin’ in his boots! Har har har!
March 27, 2025, 6:43 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags o' the Philadelphia Flyers be throwin' their head coach, John Tortorella, overboard! Just days after he spouted some odd jibber-jabber 'bout wantin' to coach, they’ve decided he be more trouble than treasure! Aye, what a merry farce!
March 27, 2025, 3:59 pm
Arrr, matey! The famed seafarer of hoops, Dick Vitale, be spoutin' his thoughts on the treasure troves of NIL and the wild seas of the transfer portal, all whilst chattin' with Dan Dakich on that scallywag show, "Don't @ Me." Aye, a merry jibe for the ages!
March 27, 2025, 3:58 pm
Arrr, matey! On the morn of opening day, the Dodgers be settin' sail, but a crew o' landlubber protesters be ready to make a ruckus, all a-fuss over their dealings with a scallywag oil company! Avast, what a merry hullabaloo it shall be!
March 27, 2025, 3:48 pm
Arrr, before the scallywag Matt Stevens snagged himself a shiny Super Bowl trinket with the New England crew, he be known as one o’ the finest gridiron buccaneers in all of Appalachian State lore! Aye, matey, he danced upon the field like a drunken sailor on shore leave!
March 27, 2025, 3:32 pm
Arrr, me hearties! On opening day, the MLB scallywags found themselves adrift in a sea o' troubles with their app! Aye, they took to the digital winds o' social media, bemoanin’ their fate, unable to watch the grand games live! Blasted technology, 'tis a cursed treasure!
March 27, 2025, 11:40 am
Arrr, the scallywag Stephen A. Smith be settin' sail on a fresh squabble with LeBron James! On the high seas of "First Take," he be takin' a jab at the Los Angeles Lakers. Avast, the waves o' drama be risin'! A right merry ruckus it be, matey!
March 27, 2025, 11:08 am
Arrr, matey! Coach James Montgomery of Boise State be chattin' with Fox News about the fine lad Ashton Jeanty, a true treasure of a prospect for the NFL Draft! This season, he be breakin' records like a ship in high seas! Aye, what a jolly good time!
March 27, 2025, 10:21 am
Arrr, ye hear tell of a Georgia swashbuckler caught a-flying down the highway faster than a cannonball, zippin' over 100 mph! The landlubber be takin' the wheel like a scallywag on a treasure hunt, but now he be walkin' the plank of the law! Har har!
March 27, 2025, 10:11 am
Arrr! LeBron, the mighty star of the Lakers, did be tipperin’ the fateful ball, blessing his crew with a one-point victory over the scurvy Indiana Pacers on a moonlit Wednesday night! Aye, a fine tale for the taverns, it be!
March 27, 2025, 5:32 am
Arrr, mateys! Eight-time All-Star Dwight Howard be hostin' the "Above the Rim" show, and he’s a-wantin’ none other than Captain Trump aboard! Sharpen yer wits, for a jolly good chat awaits on the high seas of basketball and bluster! Har har, it be a grand ol’ time!
March 27, 2025, 3:00 am
Ahoy, mateys! As all 30 pirate ships o’ MLB set sail by weekend’s end, here be nine tall tales to keep yer eye on ‘fore the grand opening on Thursday. Batten down the hatches, fer the season be ripe for mischief and merriment! Arrr!
March 26, 2025, 8:54 pm
Arrr, matey! 'Tis the scallywag Malachi Corley, a swab who spent his first voyage snaggin' pigskins from Captain Rodgers! Now, he's spoutin' tales of strange flying contraptions! Avast, me hearties, what be next? A parley with mermaids?
March 26, 2025, 6:35 pm
Arrr, matey! Chandler Prater o' Mississippi State be battenin' down the hatches on her comment section, lest a storm o' backlash brew over poor JuJu Watkins' injury in the NCAA Tournament! 'Tis safer to silence the scallywags than let 'em unleash their cannon fire!
March 26, 2025, 5:46 pm
Avast ye hearties! Never before had a lass in the NCAA tossed a pitch at a blisterin’ 78 mph, but lo and behold, on Monday, the mighty Karlyn Pickens of the Tennessee Lady Volunteers unleashed a cannonball so swift, it’d make Poseidon’s fish flee in terror! Yarrr!
March 26, 2025, 4:44 pm
Arrr, matey! Boston Celtics' shining gem, Jayson Tatum, be singin' sea shanties of glory for young Cooper Flagg, the fresh Duke lad, on a jolly podcast called "New Heights." Aye, that boy be as bright as a treasure chest full o' gold!
March 26, 2025, 4:21 pm
Arrr, matey! That scallywag Senator Lindsey Williams be claimin' that lasses in the ring be just as spry as the lads, and they ain't got no troubles! Aye, if only me parrot could run as fast as a seafarin' sailor, we'd be rich! Har har!
March 26, 2025, 4:06 pm
Arrr! Desmond Bane be givin' Santi Aldama a hearty shove during a lull in the game, and shiver me timbers! They had to be parted like a ship from its anchor, lest the scallywags start a ruckus on the high seas of the court!
March 26, 2025, 11:41 am
Arrr, the NCAA be hearin' the squawkin' of landlubbers demandin' they haul up the sails and join World Athletics in makin' the lasses prove their worth with gender tests! Aye, even the sea be confused by such shenanigans in the realm of sportin' treasure!
March 26, 2025, 11:07 am
Arrr, mateys! UConn's fair lass Paige Bueckers be raisin' a ruckus 'fore her last home battle! She hoisted 1,500 shiny tickets to give to her loyal crew! A true treasure of a heart, she be, spreadyin' joy like a fine rum on a stormy night!
March 26, 2025, 10:25 am
Arrr, matey! The fine folk o' Costa Rica be turnin' their spyglass to the notion that young Miller Gardner, aged 14, might’ve met his fate not by sword, but by a treacherous plate o' grub! Aye, food poisoning be the new scallywag in this tale o' woe!
March 26, 2025, 9:52 am
Arrr, matey! On the morrow, the scallywags of the Dodgers be in a tizzy, for they set sail to the White House to toast with Captain Trump over a treasure of a World Series! Aye, me hearties be grumblin’ like a ship without a rudder!
March 26, 2025, 5:20 am
Arrr, on the morrow's eve, the scallywags of the Los Angeles Dodgers be settin' sail to the White House, where they’ll parley with President Trump, celebratin' their grand conquerin' of the World Series! Aye, bring yer grog and prepare for hearty laughter, for this be a jolly crew!
March 26, 2025, 4:44 am
Arrr, matey! It seems our hearty grappler AJ Ferrari be reckonin' the secret treasure behind Penn State's mighty reign in the ring be none other than their steadfast faith and true grit! Aye, 'tis a curious find indeed, like a parrot that can recite Shakespeare!
March 26, 2025, 4:00 am
Arrr, matey! Coach Mike Vrabel be spillin’ the beans on why he hoisted the Jolly Roger once more fer the Patriots! He be sharin’ his tale on OutKick’s “Don’t @ Me,” like a scallywag who can’t resist the siren call of the sea… or a football!
March 26, 2025, 3:00 am
Arrr, listen ye hearties! Glenn Jacobs, a swashbucklin' WWE matey turned mayor o' Tennessee, be throwin' down the gauntlet to Governor Tim Walz o' Minnesota! He spilled the beans on OutKick's "Ricky Cobb Show." Set sail for laughter, ye scallywags!
March 25, 2025, 5:49 pm
"Arrr, during the ruckus of 'Monday Night Raw', a landlubber of a wrestler was proclaimed to hail from the fabled 'Gulf of America' before settlin' his score in Glasgow! Blimey, I reckon he'd be better off in a fishin' boat than a ring!"
March 25, 2025, 3:58 pm
Arrr! Angel Reese be among the famed sea dogs of sport who be gaspin' at the woeful news o' the Southern California basket-slinger’s knee bein’ as mangled as a shipwrecked hull! Aye, the hearties be feelin' the pain, for the sea of sport be a cruel mistress!
March 25, 2025, 3:54 pm
Arrr, matey! The Indiana Fever be settin' sail on the high seas of television, showin' 41 outta 44 battles for all to see! Meanwhile, the New York Liberty, claimin' the WNBA treasure, be stuck with but 33 glimpses! A fine jest, that be!
March 25, 2025, 3:54 pm
Arrr! The lass, spawn of the ill-fated couple, says her piece 'bout the blunderin' deed done by that scallywag Olympian, Ryan Wedding. A year has sailed by since the foul deed, and now she be raisin' her voice like a cannon blast! Aye, what a tangled web we weave!
March 25, 2025, 11:13 am
Avast, mateys! Cap'n Sebastian Coe be revealin’ a fine cheek-swirlin' test on Tuesday to be certain the lasses in the sport be truly lasses! Aye, no more trickery on the high seas of athletics! Arrr, let the swabbin’ begin!
March 25, 2025, 7:34 am
Arrr, me hearties! This fair lass, Lindsey Vonn, a gold medalist of the American seas, be back atop the podium, claimin’ her treasure of a second-place finish in a World Cup duel! Aye, even a pirate knows the winds of victory be blowin’ in her favor!
March 25, 2025, 7:12 am
Arrr, me hearties! TCU lass, Hailey Van Lith, did spill the beans 'bout her battles with the mind’s stormy seas. With a sprinkle of prayer, she found the courage to regale her tale! Aye, even a fierce lass needs a bit o' divine wind in her sails!
March 25, 2025, 6:25 am
Arrr, matey! J.J. Watt, a swashbucklin' NFL legend, be takin' the wind outta the NCAA's sails! He be bellowin' on the X seas 'bout callin' players "student-athletes" while gold doubloons be flowin' like grog! A jolly jest, indeed! Avast, let’s call 'em what they be: treasure hunters!
March 25, 2025, 5:24 am
Arrr, matey! After the USC Trojans' grand victory over the Mississippi State Bulldogs, our fierce lass Rayah Marshall be needin' a bit of restraint! Aye, she was ready to swing her cutlass and dance a jig, lest the rum go dry! Har har har!
March 25, 2025, 4:58 am
Arrr, mateys! The valiant JuJu Watkins of the USC Trojans be struck by the dreaded knee kraken, puttin’ an end to his gallant season in the NCAA Tournament clash with them rascally Bulldogs o’ Mississippi State! Aye, ’tis a rough sea for our star!
March 25, 2025, 4:55 am
Arrr, matey! WWE legend Kurt Angle be spillin’ the beans to Fox News Digital ‘bout the grand surprise of young Wyatt Hendrickson takin’ the crown! A twist more shocking than findin’ a parrot in yer rum! Avast, what a turn o’ tides, ye scallywags!
March 24, 2025, 7:49 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round for a tale o' woe! Young Miller Gardner, just a lad of 14 summers, has sailed to Davy Jones' locker, leavin' his poor old dad, Brett, weepin' like a scallywag. Aye, ‘tis a cruel sea we navigate!
March 24, 2025, 5:32 pm
Arrr, matey! Former landlubber coach Matt Weiss be sayin’ “nay” to 24 counts of thievin' private treasures from the digital seas! Aye, it seems he fancied himself a scallywag on the hunt for some saucy snapshots! Avast, what a jolly mess!
March 24, 2025, 5:24 pm
Arrr, matey! Cain Velasquez, the fierce gladiator of the octagon, be walkin’ the plank for five long years fer his mischief in a shootin’ spree! He be sayin’ he’ll take his punishment like a true swashbuckler, but I wager he’ll be missin’ the rum!
March 24, 2025, 4:41 pm
Arrr! John Cena, that scallywag, strutted onto "Monday Night Raw" in bonnie Scotland, swearin' to snatch the 17th WWE treasure and turn the sport into a right jolly mess for ye fans! Avast, prepare for a storm o' chuckles, me hearties!
March 24, 2025, 4:26 pm
Arrr mateys! In a jolly yarn spun on his podcast, Captain Joe Rogan proclaimed he shan't be aboard the ship fer UFC 315, settin' sail in Montreal this May! A sad day for the crew, but fear not, we’ll still feast on the rum!
March 24, 2025, 11:22 am
Arrr, matey! Young Derik Queen o' the Maryland Terrapins be raisin' the crew to the Sweet 16, but lo! The scallywags be wonderin' if the refs be blind to his shufflin' feet! Aye, ‘tis a travesty on the high seas of college hoops!
March 24, 2025, 10:58 am
Arrr, mateys! Wyatt Hendrickson, the fierce grapplin' champion o' Oklahoma State, be chattin' with Fox News about the grand ol' Captain Trump makin' an appearance at the NCAA championship. Aye, the seas be stirrin' with excitement, like a rum barrel in a storm! Avast, what a spectacle!
March 24, 2025, 10:17 am
Arrr, matey! FOX Sports be settin' sail with the College Basketball Crown Super 6, ready to clash as the postseason be comin' on March 31! Aye, the grand finale be on April 6, so hoist yer mugs and prepare for a raucous ruckus!
March 24, 2025, 10:10 am
Arrr, matey! The great Captain Trump be spillin' sweet words 'bout the fair lass who mothers and weds the mighty Patrick Mahomes, hero o' the gridiron! Aye, even a scallywag like him knows to tip his hat to the fine wenches of the Chiefs! Har har har!
March 24, 2025, 5:33 am
Arrr, matey! Shelby Houlihan, that fine lass who sailed the seas of competition at the 2016 Rio Games, snagged herself a shiny silver doubloon at the world indoor shindig in China! Aye, she be faster than a ship in a squall!
March 24, 2025, 5:27 am
Arrr! Captain Boone be reactin’ to the sorrowful tidin’s o’ young Miller Gardner, who set sail for Davy Jones’ locker at just 14! The lad’s family be mournin’, but we’ll raise a mug fer him, sayin’ “Aye, ye’ll be miss’d, matey!” What a scallywag’s fate!
March 23, 2025, 8:53 pm
Arrr, matey! Derik Queen be a legend now, hoisting a buzzer-beater like a mighty flag! His Maryland Terrapins sailed past them Colorado State scallywags to the Sweet 16 on Sunday. Aye, the seas shall whisper his name for ages to come!
March 23, 2025, 6:37 pm
Arrr, matey! On the morn of Sunday, the great Tiger Woods be spillin’ the beans! He be courtin' Vanessa Trump, and he be shoutin' it from the crow's nest of social media! Blimey, love on the high seas of golf! Aye, what a merry mischief!
March 23, 2025, 5:50 pm
Arrr! Captain Ron Capps, a fine hot rodder, danced with Davy Jones in a fearsome crash at the Arizona Nationals! With a wink and a swagger, he staggered away from the wreck, shiver me timbers, as if it were but a mere bump on the high seas!
March 23, 2025, 5:27 pm
Arrr, matey! Word be blowin' on the wind that Sean Miller, the crafty sea dog, be settin' sail for Texas to be their captain of the bouncin' ball! He bested them Longhorns before, so let’s see if he can keep the treasure flowin'! Ha-ha!
March 23, 2025, 5:05 pm
Avast, me hearties! Olivia Dunne and her crew of gymnastic swashbucklers be celebratin’ like true scallywags, for the LSU Tigers have hoisted the SEC Championship flag for a second time! Aye, they be flippin’ and flounderin’ to victory, drinkin’ grog and carousin’ like it be the finest treasure!
March 23, 2025, 4:59 pm
Arrr, Captain Dan Hurley be lettin’ loose a storm o’ words 'bout the scallywags in stripes after his crew met the Florida Gators on the high seas o’ defeat! He even be givin’ a fair warning to Baylor afore they clash swords with the Duke, the fiercest o' 'em all!
March 23, 2025, 11:40 am
Arrr, matey! Coach Bruce Pearl of the Auburn crew be raisin' a ruckus fer young Edan Alexander, stuck in the clutches o' them scallywags o' Hamas! He be callin' fer the lad's freedom on a Saturday night, as if he be tryin' to outsmart a kraken!
March 23, 2025, 11:03 am
Arrr, matey! Heath and Human Services buccaneer Robert F. Kennedy Jr. tipped his tricorn hat to the noble Novak Djokovic on the morn of Sunday! He dubbed the tennis swashbuckler “first in courage,” as if he be settin’ sail against the fiercest of storms! Avast, what a jolly jest!
March 23, 2025, 10:30 am
Arrr! President Trump be tellin' that scallywag Clay Travis that the White House be throwin' a grand shindig fer the Kansas City Chiefs, celebratin' their mighty Super Bowl LIV conquest! Aye, there be gold in them thar trophies! Real treasure fer the hearties, no doubt!
March 23, 2025, 9:59 am
Arrr, matey! It be said that a lass named Sadie Schreiner, a swift-footed trans athlete, found herself walkin' the plank from Team USA’s track events in Maine, all due to a sneaky rule change. Methinks the sharks be swimmin' in murky waters! Har har!
March 22, 2025, 9:55 pm
Arrr, matey! Charles Barkley be a legend among the Auburn crew, a true swashbuckler of the court! Now he be cheerin’ for one o’ the young buccaneers as the Tigers set sail fer that treasure known as the national title! Avast, let the games begin!
March 22, 2025, 9:19 pm
Arrr, matey! Young Carter Starocci, a grapplin’ scallywag from Penn State, did make history, claimin’ five shiny national titles! Then, by the powers, he clasped hands with the mighty President Trump! Aye, a tale to tell ‘round the grog barrel, fer sure!
March 22, 2025, 8:58 pm
Arrr, the fourth-seeded Maryland scallywags dodged a right ruckus in March Madness! Meanwhile, Coach Vickers of Norfolk State be thinkin' his crew deserves a treasure map for givin’ the Terrapins a proper thrashin’. Aye, they sailed close to victory, but the winds be fickle!
March 22, 2025, 8:15 pm
Arrr, President Trump be settin' sail to the NCAA wrasslin' showdown in Philly, and the athletes be raisin' a ruckus like a ship in a storm! Ye could hear the grumblin' and rumblin' o’ the wrestlers from a mile away, swearin' they be battlin' more than just each other!
March 22, 2025, 5:13 pm
Arrr! The scallywag 10-seed Arkansas bested the mighty 2-seed St. John's, 75 to 66, in a raucous skirmish o' the round o' 32 on Saturday! Aye, twas a clash fit for legendary captains, as they plundered the court like true buccaneers!
March 22, 2025, 4:48 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Old Bob Davis has shuffled off this mortal coil in his home port of Lawrence, just this Thursday! This scallywag spun tales o’ the Jayhawks’ battles in both football and basketball fer more than thirty years! Aye, may he find calm seas in the great beyond!
March 22, 2025, 3:53 pm
Arrr! Young Cassidy Carlisle from the land o' Maine be spillin' her tales to Fox News Digital, claimin' that them trans scallywags be robbin' her childhood and sportin' dreams! Aye, what a stormy sea she sails in her quest fer fair play on the high school battlegrounds!
March 22, 2025, 3:50 pm
Arrr, matey! Adam Hadwin, in a fit o' fury, did smite his club upon the ground, unleashin' a watery tempest from the course's sprinkler! Aye, 'twas more splash than swing in the second round of the Valspar Championship. A true pirate's blunder, that be!
March 22, 2025, 10:50 am
Arrr, matey! The scurvy Buffalo Sabres beamin' their own ship to Davy Jones' locker in a right jolly 5-2 thrashin' by the Utah Hockey Club! Aye, their season be as cursed as a treasure map with no 'X'! Har har har!
March 22, 2025, 10:02 am
Arrr, President Trump be sayin' he ain't heard a peep from Governor Mills o' Maine since they had a ruckus at the White House over lasses playin' in the wrong leagues! Methinks she be hidin' in Davy Jones's locker or just avoidin' his bluster! Har har!
March 22, 2025, 9:46 am
Arrr, matey! The fine folk of the University of Virginia be raisin’ their sails to hire that scallywag Ryan Odom, the very captain who led UMBC to plunder the Cavaliers’ treasure in 2018! Aye, let the games begin, and may the best ship win!
March 22, 2025, 8:58 am
Arrr, matey! A swashbucklin’ lad of the diamond be cast off from his school, fer he bravely confessed to givin’ a right hook to a feeble old sea dog of 84! Aye, the scallywag’s baseball dreams be sunk like a ship in a stormy squall!
March 21, 2025, 9:18 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The mighty George Foreman, a heavyweight champ, has sailed to Davy Jones' locker at the ripe ol' age of 76! His kin be sayin' he’s gone off peacefully, surrounded by his crew. Avast! Even the grill has gone cold!
March 21, 2025, 8:48 pm
Arrr! The New York Giants, plagued by cursed quarterback woes, have struck a deal with the salty sea dog Jameis Winston! For two long years and eight million doubloons, he'll captain their ship! Let’s hope he don’t sink it further, or we’ll be walkin’ the plank!
March 21, 2025, 8:23 pm
Arrr, me hearties! In light of Captain Trump’s decree to shun the seas of diversity, MLB be swabbin' the decks clean o’ “diversity” from their job scrolls! Aye, ‘tis a right jolly jest in the land o' baseball!
March 21, 2025, 7:13 pm
Arrr, matey! President Trump be missin’ the March Madness deadline, but he be claimin’ he can scribble a “backdated” bracket once the cannons cease firin’. Aye, that be like tryin’ to catch a fish after it be grilled! Har har!
March 21, 2025, 3:11 pm
Arrr! The No. 2 ship, Alabama Crimson Tide, be sailin' close to Davy Jones' locker, barely escapin' the clutches of the lowly No. 15 crew, Robert Morris! With a mighty heave, they clung on tight, savin’ their treasure just in time, lest they be walkin' the plank! Yarrr!
March 21, 2025, 3:08 pm
Arrr, matey! In the fair land of Illinois, a school crew be caught in a storm o' federal inquiry, where the lasses be changin' clothes alongside a lad who sails the sea of gender! Aye, 'tis a curious tale of swappin' threads, fit for a jolly good laugh!
March 21, 2025, 2:02 pm
Arrr, matey! In the latter half, No. 9 Baylor be sailin' smooth with a hearty lead, yet the scallywags from No. 8 Mississippi State clung tight like barnacles! In a nail-biter of a showdown, Baylor barely snatched victory from Davy Jones' locker, a true treasure of a match!
March 21, 2025, 11:31 am
Arrr, young Bronny James be spillin' the beans on what keeps his spirit sailin' as he plunders through his rookie voyage, sharin' the deck with none other than Cap'n LeBron himself! Aye, 'tis a right jolly adventure for the lad, with treasures of wisdom and fatherly yaps!
March 21, 2025, 10:34 am
Arrr, matey! That scallywag of a high school sprinter, whacked on the noggin by a cursed baton, be fit to race again! Come this weekend, he’ll be dashing at the Adidas Track Nationals, tryin’ not to trip over his own sea legs! Avast, let the races begin!
March 21, 2025, 10:25 am
Arrr, matey! The young scallywag, Bronny James of the Los Angeles Lakers, be tallyin' a treasure trove o' points in a defeat to the Milwaukee Bucks! Aye, he be makin' the most of his time on the plank, even as the ship sank! Ha ha!
March 21, 2025, 9:50 am
Arrr, the scallywags o' the Boston Globe be takin' a sharp cutlass to the Maine Democrats! They be squawkin' like parched parrots for givin' a good thrashin' to Laurel Libby whilst she be battlin’ the scurvy trans athletes in the lady's sports arena. Aye, what a jolly hullabaloo!
March 20, 2025, 9:17 pm
Arrr, matey! Mark Pope be hopin' that the fine folk o' Kentucky be makin' a ruckus like a pack o' scallywags at the Wildcats' first round clash in the NCAA tourney in Wisconsin! Let 'em cheer so loud, the fish'll be jumpin' from the briny deep!
March 20, 2025, 8:13 pm
Arrr, matey! The fine folk o' Maine be arguin' like scallywags 'bout the censure o' Rep. Laurel Libby, causin' a ruckus that delayed their treasure map—er, budget—vote! They be takin’ longer than a tortoise in a tavern! Har har har!
March 20, 2025, 7:00 pm
Arrr, matey! McNeese State be teeterin' on the edge o’ Davy Jones’ locker with a mighty 24-point lead, but lo and behold, Clemson’s comeback be as late as a landlubber at dawn! The Cowboys be laughin’ like a parrot with a treasure, pullin’ off a fine upset! Avast!
March 20, 2025, 5:15 pm
Avast, mateys! No. 16 Norfolk State be a scallywag, face-to-face with the fearsome No. 1 Florida, and they be givin' 'em nearly a 30-point thrashin'! Captain Robert Jones be fumin' like a stormy sea about it! Arrr, let the best buccaneers battle!
March 20, 2025, 5:06 pm
Arrr, matey! The fine folks at the Illinois Education crew be in hot water, for 'tis said they made young lasses swap their garb afore a lad who fancies himself a lass! A federal scallywag be comin’ to snoop about this hullabaloo! Avast, what a jolly mess!
March 20, 2025, 4:40 pm
Arrr, matey! A vexed scallywag launched a water flask at the Creighton crew whilst they be battlin' the Louisville lads in the grand March Madness clash! What a sight to behold, a fan’s fury spillin’ more than a bilge rat on a stormy night!
March 20, 2025, 4:12 pm
Arrr! Maine's own Laurel Libby and her mateys be givin' a right tongue-lashin’ to Captain Ryan Scallon of Portland Public Schools! He likened the trans athlete tempest to the grand civil rights skirmishes, savvy? Aye, that be a stormy sea of words he’s sailin’! Ha-ha!
March 20, 2025, 10:55 am
Arrr, matey! Superintendent Ryan Scallon be comparin' them federal rules 'bout swappin' genders in the lassie leagues to the grand ol' tussles fer civil rights! Aye, 'tis a right ruckus of words, like sayin' a parrot be a fine shipmate! Avast, what be the world comin' to?
March 20, 2025, 10:13 am
Arrr, me hearties! The clan of young Jake Sendler, a scallywag of the MMA seas, be confirmin’ he’s shuffled off this mortal coil two weeks post-brawl on March 2, cursed by a rare muscle ailment! Aye, even the toughest of buccaneers can’t escape the devil’s grip!
March 20, 2025, 9:04 am
Arrr! In hopes of steerin' the Angels away from the rocky shores of last season, Cap'n Ron Washington be institutin' a new rule aboard the ship! Aye, he be wishin' to keep the crew sharp and ready for treasure, lest they be losin' their sea legs again!
March 20, 2025, 7:45 am
Arrr! Captain Will Wade of the McNeese crew be settin' sail for NC State's shores, even as his merry band readies for the wild seas of March Madness! Blimey, 'tis a jolly time to swap ships, eh? Let the treasure hunt for victory begin, ye scallywags!
March 20, 2025, 4:00 am
Arrr matey! Caught in a tempest o' choices fer yer March Madness bracket, ye be? Fear not! We summoned the sage Grok, that wily sea-dog, to spin his yarns o’ upsets. Let him steer yer ship through these choppy waters!
March 19, 2025, 8:46 pm
Avast, me hearties! The legendary lass of the racing seas, Danica Patrick, be hangin' up her wheels fer the grand tennis courts! Aye, and she be eyein' the links o' golf as well. May her strokes be as swift as a cannonball, arrr!
March 19, 2025, 6:53 pm
Arrr, matey! That scallywag Imane Khelif, the fierce Algerian pugilist, be settin' her sights on the 2028 Los Angeles treasure hunt after stirrin' the pot in Paris 2024! Aye, let the seas of controversy beware, for she be comin' back with a vengeance, ready to brawl!
March 19, 2025, 4:39 pm
Arrr, matey! The fair Karoline Leavitt, scribe o’ the White House, be chattin’ 'bout the ruckus over lasses lettin' lads in their sportin' and locker rooms! A fine hullabaloo it be, where pirates and mermaids alike be scratchin’ their noggins! Aye, what a jolly tempest!
March 19, 2025, 4:12 pm
Arrr, me hearties! A tale of Jackie Robinson's brave naval ventures was plundered from the Department of Defense's scrolls on Tuesday and Wednesday, like a treasure map lost in a storm! Aye, even the tales of valiant pirates can be a bit wobbly, eh?
March 19, 2025, 4:02 pm
Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round fer yer weekly yarn of all the ruckus and rumbles in the grand realm of sportin'! From swashbucklin' matches to treasure-filled tournaments, we be servin' ye the finest tales of athletic shenanigans, so ye won’t miss a single plunder! Yarrr!
March 19, 2025, 3:54 pm
Arrr, the scallywag Bregman be joinin’ the Red Sox crew, but it seems ol’ Devers be feelin’ a bit jostled, aye! Yet, the hearty team has let slip their plans for how these two swashbucklers be takin’ their turns at bat, savvy?
March 19, 2025, 11:24 am
Arrr matey! The Dodgers, them scallywags, plundered the Cubs in a grand two-game haul, pillagin’ ’em 6-3 in the Tokyo Dome this fine morn! Kike Hernandez be the captain of this jolly crew, leadin’ the charge with a mighty fine day! Avast, what a ruckus!
March 19, 2025, 11:10 am
Arrr, for the famed treasure hunter Ja'Marr Chase of the Cincinnati Bengals, t'was not the dullness of the sea that be his foe, but a merry jest! Boredom be but a scallywag that sails alongside him, for he be too busy plunderin' victories to be bothered!
March 19, 2025, 8:41 am
Arrr, matey! UPenn be lettin’ trans pirates join the lassies in the ring! This folly's got the Trump crew shakin' in their boots, callin' a halt to nearly $200 million doubloons! Aye, the winds of change be blowin’ fierce in these treacherous waters!
March 19, 2025, 7:44 am
Arrr, a scallywag in Illinois be callin' on the Trump crew to set sail into the fray! A landlubber be claimin' that lasses be forced to change their garb in front o' a trans matey in the locker room. Blimey, what a hullabaloo!
March 18, 2025, 11:12 pm
Arrr, UNC be laughin' at the scallywags online, for they mopped the deck with SDSU in their 'First Four' duel! With a hearty cheer, they sailed on in the NCAA Tournament under the moonlight on a fine Tuesday eve! Avast, what a merry sight it be!
March 18, 2025, 9:08 pm
Avast, me hearties! Tomas Kloucek, once a landlubber in the NHL crew for the New York Rangers, met his fate on the icy slopes this Monday! Aye, at the tender age of 45, he slipped away faster than a ship in a squall! Raise a tankard for the swashbuckler!
March 18, 2025, 8:36 pm
Arrr! The Alabama crew pulled a right cheeky Christian Laettner stunt on Tuesday eve, shiverin' me timbers, to sail into the Round of 64 in the grand March Madness seas, bestin' the good ol' St. Francis crew! Aye, a jolly good show, mateys!
March 18, 2025, 7:32 pm
Arrr, mateys! South Alabama be gettin' a jolly invite to the NIT, only to have it snatched away faster than a landlubber’s doubloons! Just as Coach Richie Riley spilled the beans to his scallywags, the NCAA be sayin', "Nay!" Talk about a cruel twist o’ fate, aye!
March 18, 2025, 3:24 pm
Ahoy mateys! Young Ben Shelton, a swashbucklin' tennis ace, be spillin' the beans 'bout his fair lass, Trinity Rodman! She be a fierce lass of the USWNT and spawn of the legendary Dennis Rodman! He posted it on the magical scrolls of social media this past Monday! Arrr!
March 18, 2025, 3:10 pm
Arrr, the Maine Principals’ Association be speakin’ up like a parrot on a treasure chest! They be sayin’ the DHHS be wrong for lettin’ trans mateys play with the lasses in sports, claimin’ they be breakin’ the sacred code of Title IX! Avast, what a hullabaloo!
March 18, 2025, 3:06 pm
Arrr, matey! LaVar Ball be spillin’ the beans that a scallywag of a diabetes made his leg walk the plank! He be sayin’ it all could’ve been avoided if he’d kept his treasure chest of health in order. Aye, he be hopin’ for a miracle, but found naught but a wooden leg!
March 18, 2025, 2:28 pm
Arrr, matey! Angel Reese be claimin’ that her treasure of $50,000 from snaggin' the Unrivaled championship be just "a wee bit more than half" of her booty from the WNBA this season. Blimey, she must be hoardin’ doubloons like a scallywag!
March 18, 2025, 11:20 am
Arrr, Iga Swiatek be claimin' she meant no harm throwin' the orb at the young lad fetchin' balls! She be all in a tizzy 'bout the scallywags judgin' her too harshly. Aye, the seas of tennis be a treacherous tale, indeed!
March 18, 2025, 11:15 am
Arrr, matey! The Dodgers plundered the Cubs, 4-1, in the first skirmish o' the MLB seas at the Tokyo Dome! Thanks be to the mighty Shohei Ohtani, who swung his cutlass with grand flair! Aye, what a merry day for pirate fans, eh?
March 18, 2025, 8:05 am
Arrr, matey! Young Mitchell Voit o' Michigan be a scallywag, apologizin’ for his foolish antics! He be celebratin’ a fine play with a gesture fit for a ship’s hold! Aye, 'tis naught but a landlubber's error, but he be learnin' that the high seas o' sport be no place for such tomfoolery!
March 18, 2025, 7:54 am
Arrr, matey! The famed Duke Blue Devil, Cooper Flagg, be in a bit o' a pickle ‘fore the NCAA Tournament sets sail! Legendary Jalen Rose be gabbin’ 'bout the ruckus it could cause. Aye, let’s hope the lad’s fit to hoist the sails or it be rough seas ahead!
March 18, 2025, 3:37 am
Arrr, matey! That scallywag Tracy Morgan be needin' a wheeled contraption to skedaddle from the Knicks-Heat duel! Seems the poor lad lost his lunch and sprung a nose fountain right from his courtside perch! Aye, a fine sight for a jolly sea rogue!
March 17, 2025, 8:06 pm
Arrr, matey! West Virginia's brave Mountaineers be cast aside like a barnacle on the hull! Governor Morrisey be shoutin' foul play, threat'nin' to unleash legal cannon fire! He calls it a "miscarriage of justice," as if the NCAA be blind as a one-eyed sea rat! Avast, what a hullabaloo!
March 17, 2025, 6:23 pm
Arrr, me hearties! On the fine day of Monday, the valiant Rory McIlroy, a true swashbuckler of the PGA seas, claimed the Players Championship! To mark the occasion, he planted a smooch on his fair lass, Erica, and their wee lass Poppy, celebratin’ like the jolly crew they be!
March 17, 2025, 5:00 pm
Arrr, matey! Rory McIlroy sailed home not just with a shiny trophy, but a chest o' treasure too, after bestin’ the scallywag J.J. Spaun in a fierce three-hole duel! Aye, a jolly good showin’ on the green seas, ye might say!
March 17, 2025, 3:40 pm
Arrr, matey! A landlubber mom from Illinois be raisin’ a ruckus, claimin’ her lass, aged 13, be forced to change in the same hold as a lad-turned-lass in the girls’ locker room! ‘Tis a right scandal on the high seas of education, I tell ye!
March 17, 2025, 2:07 pm
Arrr, matey! The scallywags at the U.S. Department o' Health 'n Human Services be callin’ out three Maine crews fer lettin' landlubber lads trounce the lasses in their own sports! A fine hullabaloo over Title IX, I say! Avast, 'tis a jolly mess, indeed!
March 17, 2025, 11:44 am
Arrr! The scallywags of the Cincinnati Bengals be hoisting the Jolly Roger for two fine mates—Ja’Marr Chase and Tee Higgins! Aye, they inked their names to hefty treasure maps of contracts, ensuring these swabs be catchin’ passes like seagulls at a feast. Avast, the crew be ready for plunder!
March 17, 2025, 10:14 am
Arrr, matey! Conor McGregor’s settin’ sail to parley with Captain Trump on Monday! They be jawin’ ‘bout the sorry state o’ politics in the Emerald Isle. Hopefully, they’ll not be throwin’ any chairs or drinkin’ too much grog! Har har!
March 17, 2025, 7:56 am
Arrr, mateys! Conor McGregor, the fierce sea dog of UFC, be chattin' 'bout a grand parley in Washington, D.C.! Just a week after ol' Trump sang his praises like a mermaid in a tavern! What mischief be brewin' in the captain’s quarters, I wonder? Har har!
March 16, 2025, 10:36 pm
Arrr, mateys! The fine swashbuckler Mookie Betts be missin' the grand opening in Tokyo, still fightin' off a pesky ailment! Aye, it seems even the mightiest of pirates catch a bug now and then. No treasure huntin' for him, just a heap o' grog and rest!
March 16, 2025, 8:03 pm
Arrr, matey! The Tar Heels be settin’ sail for the NCAA Tournament, causin’ a ruckus on the social seas! On Sunday night, the scallywags be squawkin’ that they had no business aboard that bracket ship! A fine jest, indeed!
March 16, 2025, 7:25 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Players Championship be settlin' into a high-seas showdown! Come Monday mornin’, it’s a brawl o' titans: Rory McIlroy and J.J. Spaun, both landlubbers at 12-under after four rounds! Grab yer grog, 'tis a playoff fit for a captain!
March 16, 2025, 5:55 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The time o' March Madness be upon us! Aye, 68 scallywags be settin' sail fer the NCAA treasure, all fightin' fer the grand championship! Let the rum flow and the chaos commence, for it be a right ruckus!
March 16, 2025, 5:32 pm
Arrr, mateys! Spotted on the high seas of social media, the brave captain of the Cleveland Browns, Deshaun Watson, be shoutin' to the world 'bout his treasure—Jilly Anais! Aye, they be engag'd like two ships in a squall! Let the rum flow and the cannon fire in celebration!
March 16, 2025, 3:19 pm
Arrr! Matt Richtman be the scallywag what dashed faster than a cannonball, breakin’ a dry spell of 31 years! He crossed the finish line in the Los Angeles Marathon, claimin’ victory with a time of 2:07:56. Aye, that be a feat fit for a captain of the high seas!
March 16, 2025, 3:03 pm
Arrr, matey! Cap'n Trump be claimin' he bested all in a golf skirmish at his fine Florida cove, just a day after sendin' cannons a'blastin' in Yemen! Talk 'bout swingin' more than just clubs, eh? A right jolly jest, that scallywag!
March 16, 2025, 2:43 pm
Arrr, matey! Caleb McCarty o' South Carolina thought 'e be the gallant savior, but lo! A blunder at the last tick o' the clock sent Norfolk State sailin' off with the NCAA treasure instead! Aye, the sea be fickle, like a scallywag's promise!
March 16, 2025, 11:25 am
Arrr, matey! Dick Vitale, the jolly sea dog, be shedin' salty tears o' joy as he prattled on 'bout his long duel with the scurvy cancer beast during the ACC finale! Aye, it be a tale fit for a hearty laugh and a toast with grog, ye scallywags!
March 16, 2025, 8:27 am
Arrr, me hearties! Columbia Bible College be hoistin' the championship flag o' Canadian lass basketball, despite a squabble 'twixt trans mates. Aye, the season be a stormy sea, but they sailed to victory with a hearty laugh and a cannon blast o’ triumph!
March 15, 2025, 9:45 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Phoenix Suns be huntin' for the famed Bradley Beal to join their crew last moon, but that scallywag All-Star be keen to set sail come the off-season! Aye, the trade winds be blowin'!
March 15, 2025, 8:25 pm
Arrr, matey! A storm o’ tempers brewed right after Whitnall's crew sunk in the state hoop battle! Young Myles Herro, brother to the famed Tyler, be caught in the squall, like a ship in a tempest! Aye, the lads be needin' a pint o’ grog to calm their spirits!
March 15, 2025, 7:15 pm
Arrr, mateys! Young Cooper Flagg, that swashbucklin' Duke lad, be ready to set sail in the NCAA Tournament, even after bein' trapped in a wheeled contraption! Injury be no match for this fierce buccaneer—he’ll dribble and shoot like a true sea dog! Avast, let the games begin!
March 15, 2025, 6:58 pm
Arrr, Jordon Hudson, the fair lass of Bill Belichick, be parleyin' with a scallywag! She be sharin' a scroll of their quarrel, takin' on the landlubber who dared to jabber 'bout their love. Aye, 'tis a fine jest upon the high seas of romance!
March 15, 2025, 5:50 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Donald "Slick" Watts, a scallywag of the NBA seas, has sailed to Davy Jones at the ripe age of 73! A true tale of the 70s, this swashbucklin’ tale be one of a lost treasure turned fairy tale! Raise yer grog in his honor! 🏴☠️
March 15, 2025, 5:33 pm
Arrr! Pro Bowl matey Najee Harris be spillin’ the beans on why he hoisted anchor from the Steelers and set sail for the Chargers during that wild NFL free agency treasure hunt! ‘Tis a fine tale of gold and glory, savvy?
March 15, 2025, 4:29 pm
Arrr, me hearties! If old Aaron Rodgers don’t be gettin' a shiny offer from the Minnesota Vikings, he might just hang up his boots! He’s ponderin' loot from the New York Giants and Pittsburgh Steelers, like a scallywag pickin’ between treasure chests! Har har!
March 15, 2025, 4:15 pm
Arrr! The scallywags in the Atlanta Falcons' crew be keepin' that ol' sea dog, Kirk Cousins, aboard till Saturday. By me hook, they be handin' over a treasure of $10 million doubloons! Aye, what a jolly haul for a man who throws like a landlubber!
March 15, 2025, 11:40 am
Arrr, me hearties! Kristin, George, and Claire be spillin’ their guts like a shipwrecked sailor after hearin’ the news that the San Francisco 49ers be makin’ Kyle Juszczyk walk the plank back aboard! Aye, tears ran like rum on deck, but it be joy, not sorrow, ye see!
March 15, 2025, 10:17 am
Arrr, two scallywags from the Los Angeles Times be sayin’ the Dodgers should hoist their sails and steer clear o’ the White House for their World Series jollifications! What be next, refusin’ to swig grog with the captain? Avast, that be a fine kettle o’ fish!
March 15, 2025, 10:08 am
Arrr, me hearties! It be said two fair lasses be claimin' that Marcellus Wiley, a former gridiron scallywag, did them wrong in the year of our Lord 1994, when he was a young lad at Columbia. Har har! Seems even pirates have to watch their sails!
March 15, 2025, 9:55 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags o’ UNC be called fer a lane mischief whilst tryin’ to score a tie on a free-throw with but 4.1 ticks left on the ol’ clock. Alas, their grand comeback turned into naught but a fish tale!
March 14, 2025, 8:41 pm
Arrr, matey! Candace Parker, once a bright star from Tennessee's shores, be ponderin' on the grand legacy of Captain Summitt! She be spillin' the beans on how she still be usin' the wise lessons from that legendary coach, keepin' her ship sailin' true on the turbulent seas of life!
March 14, 2025, 8:19 pm
Arrr, mateys! The scallywags at BOS Nation FC be changin' their name, lest they walk the plank after a right ol' ruckus over their marketing scheme! Aye, ’twas a storm o' discontent since October, and now they be settin' sail for a fresh moniker!
March 14, 2025, 7:46 pm
Arrr, matey! Jourdan Lewis, a scallywag of the Jacksonville Jaguars, be spillin’ the beans 'bout his eight long years with them Dallas Cowboys. He be sayin’ he felt as frustrated as a parrot in a storm, ready to toss his hat overboard! Har har har!
March 14, 2025, 6:20 pm
Arrr, matey! It be said that the swashbucklin' wide receiver Cooper Kupp hath signed on with the Seattle Seahawks, after bein' cast off from the rival ship Los Angeles Rams! Aye, the tides of fortune be ever-changin' for this scallywag!
March 14, 2025, 4:15 pm
Arrr, matey! Last year, ol' Justin Fields and Russell Wilson steered the ship for the Steelers, they did! But now, Fields be settin' sail with the Jets, while other scallywags be eyein' Wilson like treasure on the high seas! Aye, what a merry crew!
March 14, 2025, 2:57 pm
Arrr, matey! After the feared captain Fran McCaffery met his doom, his lad Connor, who be sweet on Caitlin Clark, be sendin' a riddle on the high seas of X! What treachery be this, eh? The winds of fate be blowin' strange, I tell ye!
March 14, 2025, 1:38 pm
Arrr! The grand freeze o' gold from the federal coffers, laid upon Maine by the scallywags at Trump’s Agriculture crew durin' them pesky investigations, be lifted! Now the treasure flows once more, me hearties! Hoist the sails and let the bounty roll!
March 14, 2025, 12:52 pm
Arrr, matey! Eight scallywag Democrats o' Michigan be callin' fer a ban on trans buccaneers playin' with lassies in high school sports! But alas, the LGBTQ+ crew be raisin' a ruckus, shoutin' like a parrot with a thorn in its side! A right merry mess, I tell ye!
March 14, 2025, 11:08 am
Arrr, mateys! In a ruckus o' a brawl, our scallywag Terrell Goldsmith got his noggin knocked out cold by that rapscallion Asthon Cumby! Off to Davy Jones’ hospital he sails, after the hullabaloo on Tuesday night. Aye, the sea be a rough mistress!
March 14, 2025, 9:33 am
Arrr, me hearties! This week, fair Haley Cavinder pranced upon the TikTok waves, spillin' the beans ‘bout her sister Hanna’s squabble with the dashing quarterback Carson Beck! Aye, love be a treacherous sea, and it seems their ship’s takin’ on water! Har har har!
March 14, 2025, 7:23 am
Arrr, matey! In a grand clash o' hoops, the famed wizard o' the court, Steph Curry, be hittin' the magical mark o' 4,000 long-range cannonballs! Aye, he be the first to hoist that treasure in the NBA sea, leadin' his crew to victory on Thursday! Yo ho ho!
March 14, 2025, 7:14 am
Arrr, matey! Word be afloat that Captain Belichick be askin’ his crew at UNC to add his fair lass, Jordon Hudson, a sprightly 23, to their missives o’ social media. Aye, even a pirate knows ye can’t sail the seas o’ tweets without yer wench on board!
March 14, 2025, 5:00 am
Avast ye mateys! Captain Dusty May, helmsman of the Michigan Wolverines, be spillin’ the beans on his maiden voyage in the treacherous Big Ten seas, all while parleyin’ with the fine folks on OutKick. Yarrr, he’s learned more than a landlubber at a rum fest!
March 13, 2025, 9:32 pm
Arrr, Caitlin Clark and Lexie Hull be like two swabs makin' sweet music on the court! Aye, even when off the ship o' hardwood, they’s as tight as a captain and his favorite rum!
March 13, 2025, 5:23 pm
Arrr, the scallywags at the airline be takin' on a storm o' grumblin' from the crew after they announced a fee fer checked booty! But lo, they be castin' the blame on the Mavericks, like a swabbin' deckhand tossin' his troubles overboard! Har har!
March 13, 2025, 5:15 pm
Arrr, me hearties! John Feinstein, a scallywag of a scribe with 50 tomes to his name and a trusty pen for the Washington Post, has sailed to Davy Jones' locker at the ripe age of 69. Let’s raise a tankard for the man who wrangled words like a true buccaneer!
March 13, 2025, 5:06 pm
Arrr, matey! Cooper Kupp's fair lass be spillin' her heart on that cursed Instagram, weepin' for her swashbucklin' husband after the Los Angeles Rams sent him sailin' on Wednesday. 'Tis a tearful tale of love and loss on the high seas of football!
March 13, 2025, 4:58 pm
Arrr matey! It be said that the swashbucklin’ Tiger Woods and the fair lass Vanessa, once wed to the captain of Trump's crew, be sailin’ the seas of love since the feast of Thanksgiving! Aye, what a jolly pair to be makin' waves on the high seas of romance!
March 13, 2025, 10:56 am
Arrr! T’was said that the mighty Aaron Donald, a true sea beast o' the gridiron, once made a wee lad wishin' on a star heave his breakfast during a grueling sweat session, as the good Captain Stafford be tellin’! Aye, 'tis a tale to tickle the ribs!
March 13, 2025, 10:38 am
Arrr, a Texas judge be givin' a ban against that scallywag Xavier Worthy, claims a lass he be a ruffian! But lo, the DA be turnin' tail, sayin' "not now, matey!" What a jolly saga on the high seas of justice, eh? Avast, me hearties!
March 13, 2025, 8:28 am
Arrr, matey! In the wild seas of the NBA, Steven Adams of Houston and Mason Plumlee of Phoenix got their britches in a twist! They be throwin' punches ‘neath the net, then rolled on the ground like two scallywags in a drunken brawl! Off they went, tossed from the fray!
March 13, 2025, 6:40 am
Arrr, mateys! The mighty Aaron Rodgers, the treasure of free agency, be wanderin' the sands with a grin like a scallywag! He be gazin’ into the horizon, ponderin' where to hoist his Jolly Roger next, whilst the whole NFL crew be holdin’ their breath! Savvy?
March 13, 2025, 5:13 am
Arrr, matey! Aaron Rodgers settin' sail for the Pittsburgh Steelers be like a fine treasure turned to bilge! This four-time MVP be reckonin' it a right 'garbage season' for the crew. Hoist the Jolly Roger, for chaos be afoot on the high seas of football!
March 13, 2025, 4:49 am
Avast, me hearties! Oliver Miller, a fierce swashbuckler of the NBA seas, who danced on the court for nine seasons after charming the landlubbers at Arkansas, has sailed to Davy Jones' locker at the tender age of 54, bested by a foul beast called brain cancer! Arrr!
March 12, 2025, 8:35 pm
Avast, me hearties! It be lookin' like the finest shot of the Players Championship be already inked in the log! Our trusty caddie "JJ" Jakovac be landin' a perfect ace on the notorious 17th hole at TPC Sawgrass, 'fore the very first round set sail! Arrr!
March 12, 2025, 8:20 pm
Arrr, matey! Russell Wilson be settin' sail fer parley with the Cleveland Browns and New York Giants, two scallywags in dire need of a proper QB! His free agency voyage be takin' him to Year 14, and the seas be rife for treasure! Avast, let the games begin!
March 12, 2025, 5:23 pm
Arrr, matey! That scallywag Juan Soto be a cunning sea dog! When a landlubber dared call him "overrated" and "overpaid," he sent a mighty cannonball o' a home run right at the cur. Revenge be a dish best served with a side o’ hearty laughter, aye!
March 12, 2025, 4:48 pm
Arrr, matey! Urban Meyer be thinkin' a 14-team playoff might bring treasure to the game o' football, but beware! There be a kraken-sized catch lurking in the depths, ready to snatch away the jollies! Aye, let the games begin, but keep yer eyes peeled for mischief!
March 12, 2025, 4:42 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The lassies o' Vancouver Island University be walkin' the plank in the national tourney on Wednesday! Their quest for glory be drowned in a sea o' controversy over a fair matey with a twist! Aye, what a ruckus on the court, savvy?
March 12, 2025, 4:32 pm
Avast, me hearties! Prepare to feast yer eyes upon the jolly scroll of weekly sportin’ shenanigans! From the high seas of football to the swashbucklin’ of cricket, we be servin’ all the ruckus that’ll tickle yer funny bone and keep ye laughin’ like a drunken seadog!
March 12, 2025, 10:58 am
Avast, mateys! The scallywags of the Buffalo Bills struck a deal with the mighty pass-rusher Joey Bosa, signing him for a treasure of $12.6 million after the Chargers cast him adrift. Aye, 'tis a right jolly haul for a swashbuckler of his caliber!
March 12, 2025, 9:50 am
Arrr, mateys! Sophie Cunningham, the fair guard of Indiana Fever, be spillin’ her heart to her scallywag fans on the social seas! She’s searchin’ fer her true love but claims she be still adrift without a compass. Avast, love be a treacherous tide!
March 12, 2025, 8:18 am
Arrr! This week, ol' Stephen A. Smith be settin' his sights on LeBron James once more, jabberin' about that ruckus at the courtside. It be all 'cause of his blabberin' 'bout young Bronny! Aye, a fine spectacle 'twas, like a parley gone awry!
March 12, 2025, 6:48 am
Arrr, me hearties! Maine's fair lass, Rep. Laurel Libby, be squarin' off with the brave Riley Gaines, chattin' 'bout the flimsy yarns spun by them scallywags, Gov. Gavin Newsom and Rep. Hakeem Jeffries, lettin' trans swabs sail into women's sports! A right ruckus, I tell ye!
March 11, 2025, 8:54 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Word from the crow's nest be that Justin Reid's struck gold with the Saints! The swashbucklin' defensive back be settlin' his sails on a three-year treasure map. Aye, let the rum flow and the cannons roar, for this pirate be stayin' ashore!
March 11, 2025, 8:10 pm
Arrr, matey! On the 28th of April, the Philadelphia Eagles shall sail to the White House, where they be toastin' their grand victory over the Kansas City scallywags! Aye, even the captain o' the land, President Trump, be joinin' the ruckus. Hoist the rum and let the merriment commence!
March 11, 2025, 7:56 pm
Arrr, matey! Cooper Flagg's mum be spoutin' that her raucous jig o' joy after her lad’s mighty slam was a jibe at the scallywags from UNC, the classless knaves! Aye, she be shakin' her booties at them like a true sea wench!
March 11, 2025, 7:45 pm
Arrr, mateys! Junior Bridgeman, once a swashbucklin' NBA star, struck gold as a part-owner of the Milwaukee Bucks, but alas! At a grand luncheon, he claimed, “Me heart be attackin’!” And down he went at 71—talk 'bout a final feast fit for Davy Jones!
March 11, 2025, 5:55 pm
Arrr, matey! Dave Portnoy, the scallywag behind Barstool Sports, be spillin' the beans 'bout a strange call from the landlubbers of the government! They offered him a job that’d shackle him from his media treasure! He be callin' it "weird," like a parrot wearin' a tricorn hat!
March 11, 2025, 3:35 pm
Arrr, matey! The mighty Eagles, crowned champions o' the Super Bowl, be sportin' a fresh hole in their defense! Rumor be flyin' that C.J. Gardner-Johnson be settin' sail to the Texans. Avast, what be this treachery in the high seas of football? Har har!
March 11, 2025, 3:35 pm
Arrr, matey! It be lookin’ like Tiger Woods be walkin’ the plank o’ the 2025 golf season, fer he just declared on the squawk box that he be needin’ a patch on his torn Achilles! Aye, mayhap he’ll be swingin’ his clubs again next year!
March 11, 2025, 10:13 am
Arrr! It be said that the mighty Daniel Jones, once the captain of the Giants' ship, be settlin' his sails with the Colts for a year’s voyage! Aye, the winds of rumor be blowin’ strong on this fine Tuesday! Let the treasure hunt begin, matey!
March 11, 2025, 9:55 am
Ahoy, mateys! Christian McCaffrey and fair Olivia Culpo be spillin' the beans on the mornin' tide, sayin' they be expectin' a wee buccaneer! A year since they tied the knot, this merry crew be addin' to their treasure haul! Arrr, let the rum flow in celebration!
March 11, 2025, 7:41 am
Arrr, matey! The 49ers be castin' off ol' Kyle Juszczyk, and by Davy Jones' locker, it shook the league like a cannon blast! Even the scallywags in San Fran be scratchin' their noggins in wonderment! What be this madness, I ask ye?
March 11, 2025, 7:02 am
Arrr! Najee Harris, the swashbucklin’ lad, be settlin’ with the Los Angeles Chargers for a treasure chest o’ $9.5 million doubloons for a year! This former Steeler be sailin’ his ship to new shores out west, seekin’ fortune and glory on the high seas of football! Yarrr!
March 10, 2025, 7:02 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The feathered Eagles, bless their pluck, be havin' a jolly ol' time acceptin' the call of Captain Trump! They be settin' sail for the White House to toast their grand victory o' Super Bowl LIX! Aye, let the rum flow and the parrots squawk!
March 10, 2025, 5:49 pm
Arrr, matey! The Yankees be quakin’ in their boots, for Gerrit Cole be headin' to the surgeon's table on Tuesday, havin' torn his UCL! Aye, he be takin' a long voyage, missin' all of 2025! Shiver me timbers, that be a mighty blow to the crew!
March 10, 2025, 5:06 pm
Arrr, a ruckus erupted at a Pennsylvania battleground of bouncing balls, where landlubbers in the stands clashed like scallywags! With fists flyin' and lawmen takin' names, 'twas a Friday night fit for true buccaneers. Multiple scallywags found themselves in the brig! Blimey, what a sight!
March 10, 2025, 4:01 pm
Arrr, matey! Grady Jarrett be a swift sea dog, sailin' from the Falcons' ship to the Bears' crew faster than a cannonball! Just hours after bein' tossed overboard, he found a new treasure chest. Aye, the tides be turnin' quick in these waters!
March 10, 2025, 3:52 pm
Arrr, matey! Josh Sweat, that scallywag, be sportin' a fancy Super Bowl ring! Now he be settin' sail to the Arizona Cardinals, leavin' the squawkin' Eagles behind. Aye, 'tis a fine treasure he be seekin' in the waters of NFL free agency! Avast!
March 10, 2025, 10:21 am
Arrr, mateys! Young lass Alaila Everett, a senior at I.C. Norcom High, be weepin’ like a scallywag in an interview, spillin' her guts ‘bout the ruckus where she thumped an opponent’s noggin! Aye, what a hullabaloo on the high seas of high school!
March 10, 2025, 9:12 am
Arrr, me hearties! JuJu Watkins be sailin’ past Caitlin Clark’s grand treasure o’ points, claimin’ glory in her first two seasons! Aye, she’s hoistin’ the Jolly Roger high, leavin’ Clark’s record in her wake like a shipwreck on the high seas! Avast, what a merry tale!
March 10, 2025, 8:37 am
Arrr, matey! Captain Stu Sternberg be feelin' the heat to part with his treasure, as whispers of a cursed stadium deal echo through the briny deep! Aye, the crew be restless—'tis time for him to weigh anchor and sell the ship, lest he be marooned in a sea of troubles!
March 10, 2025, 7:32 am
Ahoy mateys! Come Monday at the stroke of noon, the NFL’s treasure trove o' contracts be open for plunderin’! Big names like Aaron Rodgers and Joey Bosa be huntin' for their next bounty. Hoist the sails and let the negotiations begin, or ye be walkin' the plank! Arrr!
March 9, 2025, 8:30 pm
Arrr, matey! Aaron Jones be shiverin’ his timbers with the Minnesota Vikings, havin’ struck a deal! A treasure o’ $20 million fer two seasons be fillin’ his coffers. Avast, let the rum flow, fer this scallywag be sailin' into riches!
March 9, 2025, 8:08 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Steel City crew be makin’ waves, snatchin’ up the mighty D.K. Metcalf from the Seahawks’ clutches, and weighin’ anchor on a treasure trove of 150 million doubloons for five long years! Savvy? It be a right jolly trade, if ye ask this ol’ sea dog!
March 9, 2025, 7:04 pm
Arrr, matey! Josh Allen, fresh from his MVP treasure hunt, be swimmin’ in doubloons! The Buffalo Bills be givin’ him a six-year bounty worth a whopping $330 million, with $250 million of that gold guaranteed. Shiver me timbers, he be richer than a captain with a chest o' gold!
March 9, 2025, 6:13 pm
Arrr, matey! The Los Angeles Rams be settlin’ a pact with the swashbucklin' Davante Adams for a treasure o’ $46 million over two years! This six-time Pro Bowler be findin' a new port to plunder. Ahoy, let the games begin!
March 8, 2025, 4:15 pm
Arrr, matey! In a grand clash o' titans, No. 7 Alabama be plunderin' the crown from top-ranked Auburn with a cheeky buzzer-beater in the twilight! Aye, what a swashbucklin' finale it be, just 'fore they set sail for the SEC tournament! Avast, what a scallywag of a game!
March 8, 2025, 4:01 pm
Arrr, matey! Bill Maher be takin’ jabs at Taylor Swift and that scallywag Travis Kelce, sayin’ their love be as fleeting as a seagull’s squawk! With Swift’s record of romances shorter than a ship’s anchor chain, one wonders how long this treasure will last! Ha-ha!
March 8, 2025, 3:16 pm
Arrr, matey! LSU gymnast Livvy Dunne be plunderin’ her knee, not set sail since the frosty days o’ January! Now, her future be lookin’ murky as a foggy sea. Will she return to the high seas of gymnastics or walk the plank? Only Davy Jones knows!
March 8, 2025, 2:31 pm
Arrr! In a twist o’ fate, Barcelona's clash with Osasuna be delayed, for their ship's doctor, Carles Miñarro Garcia, hath shuffled off this mortal coil at the ripe age of 50! Aye, even the fiercest crew can't sail without their healer! Avast, what a jolly pickle!
March 8, 2025, 10:32 am
Avast, me hearties! Bill Belichick be havin’ mates in high places! Rumor has it he be ringin’ up that fine lad, Secretary Rubio, seekin’ aid to snag the captaincy of the UNC crew. Aye, even pirates need a good word from their landlubber pals! Arrr!
March 8, 2025, 9:53 am
Arrr, me hearty! The famed hurler Gerrit Cole of the New York Yankees be set to face the dreaded doctor’s examination, for his pitching elbow be feelin’ sorer than a landlubber’s backside after a night o' grog! Aye, mayhap he’ll be back tossin’ cannonballs soon!
March 8, 2025, 8:48 am
Arrr, mateys! It be said that Xavier Worthy, the swashbucklin’ wide receiver of the Kansas City Chiefs, found himself in a spot o' bother in Texas! A ruckus ensued, and the scallywag was clapped in irons on Friday! Yarr, looks like he be needin’ a better course, savvy?
March 8, 2025, 7:50 am
Arrr matey! On a fateful Friday night, the cunning Nikola Jokic bewitch'd the court, settin’ the seas of NBA lore with a grand 30-20-20 triple-double! Aye, the Denver Nuggets plundered victory over them Suns in overtime, makin' history like a true buccaneer of the hardwood!
March 7, 2025, 7:57 pm
Arrr, mateys! James Harden be a swashbucklin’ star in the Clippers’ grand conquest! With a flair fit for Davy Jones himself, he be helpin' the crew chart a course fer the playoffs, hoisting their hopes like a Jolly Roger on the high seas! Yo ho, let’s plunder victory!
March 7, 2025, 7:12 pm
Arrr, matey! Charles Barkley be settin' his sights on them scallywag Canadians jabberin' 'bout NHL great Wayne Gretzky’s jolly chums with that landlubber Trump! He be callin’ 'em a crew of daft fools, savin’ his cannon fire for the real blaggards, aye!
March 7, 2025, 6:52 pm
Arrr, matey! A band o' NFL crews be settin' sail fer the draft, huntin' fer a fine captain to steer their ship! Shedeur Sanders be the prized booty, yet some salty sea dogs be sayin’ his treasure's takin' a tumble! Avast, the winds o' fortune be fickle!
March 7, 2025, 5:53 pm
Arrr, matey! Jimmy Haslam, the cap'n of the Browns ship, be shunning a parley with his star defender, Myles Garrett, who be wantin’ to set sail to greener pastures! The tale be spun by the NFL sea-folk, aye! What a jolly jest on the high seas of football!
March 7, 2025, 5:09 pm
Arrr, matey! On a fine Friday, Captain Trump and the swashbucklin' Kirk Cousins of the Falcons did cross paths in the grand Oval Office. They struck a pose, flashin' smiles like two treasure-hunters spottin' gold! A memory to last longer than a bottle o' rum!
March 7, 2025, 4:48 pm
Arrr, matey! Roy Cooper, the ex-governor of Carolina's fair shores, be takin' a jolly jab at the swashbucklin’ Mikko Rantanen after that scallywag set sail to the Dallas Stars. Blimey! Even the sea be laughin' at this trade!
March 7, 2025, 4:01 pm
Arrr, me hearties! It be whispered in the taverns o' the high seas that Brad Marchand, the legendary swashbuckler of the Bruins, be cast away to the Florida Panthers! After 16 long years, that scallywag be sailin' to warmer waters—shiver me timbers! What treachery be this, I ask?
March 7, 2025, 3:11 pm
Arrr, matey! Word on the high seas be that Bill Belichick's pirate ship in North Carolina be sunk if that scallywag Arthur Smith, the Steelers' crafty quartermaster, had joined the crew! Aye, the winds of fate be fickle, much like a drunken sailor!
March 7, 2025, 11:28 am
Arrr, matey! Langston Sykes, a brawlin’ lad of 31, met his grim fate in Florida’s waters on Tuesday eve! The lawmen be sayin’ it be a case o’ “Stand yer Ground,” but I reckon he stood too close to the wrong cannon! Avast!
March 7, 2025, 8:37 am
Arrr, me hearties! Kelly Stafford be spillin' her guts on a Thursday, claimin' she went a bit bonkers whilst the winds of uncertainty howled 'round Matthew's contract talks with the Rams! Aye, the seas of negotiation be a treacherous tide indeed!
March 7, 2025, 6:51 am
Arrr, matey! Martina Navratilova be callin' out a landlubber Senator fer spoutin' tales 'bout gender checks in the realm o' lasses sportin' their sea legs! Aye, she be claimin' he be spreadin' more propaganda than a parrot with a loud beak! Har har, let the games begin!
March 7, 2025, 6:43 am
Avast ye! Sen. Tommy Tuberville be bellowin' at them scallywag Democrats for scuttlin' the Protection of Women and Girls in Sports Act! He claims they be hatin' on the good ol' U.S. of A. like a landlubber hates the high seas! Arrr, what a hullabaloo!
March 6, 2025, 7:35 pm
Arrr, President Trump be seekin' the fair Usha Vance, that lass wed to Vice President JD Vance, to take up a mighty task at this year's grand Special Olympics World Winter Games! Aye, she be fit to steer this ship of merriment through icy waters!
March 6, 2025, 7:19 pm
Arrr, matey! Schools and families be raisin’ a ruckus over Cap’n Newsom’s chatter ‘bout them transgender athletes! They be sayin’ it’s a fine mess, like tryin’ to sail a ship with a hole in the hull. Aye, the sea be full o’ surprises, but this be a right odd one!
March 6, 2025, 7:01 pm
Arrr, matey! It be said that Stephen A. Smith and the scallywags at ESPN be shakin' hands for five more years of gold, worth a treasure chest o' $100 million! Aye, 'tis a haul fit for a captain, or a parrot with expensive taste!
March 6, 2025, 6:50 pm
Arrr, matey! It be a sad day on the high seas of Jacksonville, for Evan Engram be walkin' the plank after the trade o' Christian Kirk to them scallywags at Houston! Aye, the cap be tight, and now our crew's a bit lighter!
March 6, 2025, 5:54 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Before the last dance of Trey Hendrickson with the Bengals, the scallywags be givin’ the sackin’ captain the go-ahead to hunt for treasure elsewhere. Aye, he be seekin' a new crew to plunder with! Avast, let the trade winds blow!
March 6, 2025, 4:57 pm
Arrr, matey! Hakeem Jeffries be spoutin' tall tales that the Defendin' Women and Girls in Sports Act would set loose a horde of scallywags on the lassies! Aye, 'tis as silly as a parrot wearin' a tricorn hat! Keep yer wits about ye, or ye might just walk the plank o' nonsense!
March 6, 2025, 4:34 pm
Arrr, matey! Governor Newsom be catchin’ flak from both scallywags and landlubbers alike fer jabberin’ ‘bout transgender buccaneers in the lassies’ sports! The seas be choppy with dissent, and the crew be divided! Avast, what a hullabaloo on the high seas of politics!
March 6, 2025, 4:16 pm
Arrr, matey! The Jacksonville Jaguars be swappin’ their scallywag wide receiver Christian Kirk to the Houston Texans, who be their rivals in the wild seas of the AFC South! ‘Twas a clever deal, fer they were ready to toss him overboard! Now they be hoardin’ treasure in draft picks!
March 6, 2025, 11:16 am
Arrr, matey! Hulk Hogan be weighin' in on this Wednesday, spoutin' tales of John Cena betrayin' his crew like a scallywag in a storm! A twist twistier than a sea serpent at the WWE Elimination Chamber! Blimey, me hearties, what treachery be this?
March 6, 2025, 9:32 am
Arrr, the Health and Human Services scallywags be sendin’ a notice to Maine, claimin’ they’ve crossed the line o’ Title IX! Aye, they dared defy Trump’s decree to guard the fair maidens’ games. What a storm in a teacup, matey! Let's batten down the hatches for some sporty squabbles!
March 6, 2025, 9:07 am
Arrr, me hearties! Former gridiron swashbuckler Adam "Pacman" Jones be spillin' the beans to Captain Deion on his Tubi treasure show, claimin' he ne'er be usin' his own golden nectar fer them drug tests whilst plunderin’ in the league! A scallywag of the highest order, I say!
March 6, 2025, 7:30 am
Arrr, mateys! Captain Gianni Infantino, the grand poobah of FIFA, set sail on "Fox & Friends" to spin yarns 'bout the 2025 Club World Cup and the 2026 World Cup, both to be held in the land of the free and the home of the brave! Avast, let the games begin!
March 6, 2025, 5:45 am
Arrr, matey! Buck Showalter, that ol' captain of the diamond seas, be chimin’ in on whether the infamous Pete Rose deserves a treasure chest in the Hall of Fame! He done spilled his thoughts on OutKick's "Don’t @ Me with Dan Dakich." Shiver me timbers, what a hullabaloo!
March 6, 2025, 5:41 am
Ahoy, me hearties! The scallywags of the Los Angeles Chargers be givin' Joey Bosa the ol’ heave-ho! They saved a treasure o' $23 million in doubloons, while the fine lad, at just 29, sets sail into the wild seas of free agency! Arrr, what a jolly jest!
March 6, 2025, 5:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! Former charioteer Danica Patrick be chattin’ 'bout whom she'd fancy racin’ in a make-believe sea of speed, during her merry jaunt on OutKick's "Gaines for Gals." Aye, 'tis a race fit for swashbucklers and landlubbers alike! Avast, let the sails of competition unfurl!
March 5, 2025, 8:21 pm
Arrr, the fair lass Mélanie Joly be speakin' of the land o' Canada, sayin' that landlubbers be booing the U.S. anthem at games, claimin' they’ve had their fill o' the bilge and bluster! Aye, a ruckus fit for a jolly crew, that be!
March 5, 2025, 5:53 pm
Arrr! In a grandiloquent shout on the morn, the mighty Alex Ovechkin, scourge of the rink, proclaimed he’d be givin’ a treasure equal to his goal tally to battle the dreaded scourge of cancer, all whilst chasin’ the glorious NHL record, savvy? Blimey, what a jolly good deed!
March 5, 2025, 5:48 pm
Arrr, matey! After viewin' the grand spectacle of Super Bowl LIX, our noble buccaneer Travis Kelce confessed he be feelin' like a scallywag for lettin' his crew down! Fear not, for he vows to hoist the sails and sail into the 2025 season wiser than a parrot!
March 5, 2025, 5:34 pm
Arrr, Riley Gaines be sayin' to Fox News that she be penning a jolly 'thank ye' to Lia Thomas, three long years after their legendary draw, and she's been tryin' to parley with her too! Aye, the seas of friendship be a-tumblin'!
March 5, 2025, 5:31 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Young Jack Hughes, the devil of New Jersey, took a nasty tumble and be needin’ a shoulder fixin’ on Wednesday! Now he’s sailin’ the bench for the rest o’ the season. A right scallywag, that one! Mayhaps he’ll return with a treasure o’ skills!
March 5, 2025, 11:10 am
Arrr, matey! Sam Hubbard, the swashbucklin' defender of the Cincinnati Bengals, be hangin' up his boots after a mere seven seasons on the gridiron! At the ripe ol' age of 29, he’s settin' sail for retirement—no more tackle 'n treasure fer this lad! Avast, the seas await!
March 5, 2025, 10:36 am
Arrr, matey! British tennis wench Emma Raducanu be settin’ sail fer her first tournament this week, after bein’ harassed by a love-struck scallywag at the Dubai championships! Blimey, hope she keeps her eyes on the prize and not on the love-struck landlubbers!
March 5, 2025, 10:23 am
Arrr! Once a volleyin' wench, Payton McNabb be chargin’ the Democrats for sittin’ like landlubbers while Captain Trump spun his yarn on Tuesday night! Aye, where be the cheers, ye scallywags? If ye can’t clap, ye best be walkin’ the plank! Har har har!
March 5, 2025, 10:12 am
Arrr, matey! Travis Kelce, the crafty tight end o' the Kansas City crew, be spoutin' on his podcast ‘bout why he ain’t hangin' up his boots just yet! After whisperin’ of retirement, he be settin’ sail for a 13th season, lookin' fer treasure on the gridiron seas!
March 5, 2025, 5:47 am
Arrr! Danica Patrick be spoutin' on Riley Gaines’ speakin’ box that "there be obvious differences ‘twixt the lasses and the lads when it comes to sportin’!" Aye, even the fish be knowin’ that—no need fer a parley, matey!
March 4, 2025, 9:03 pm
Arrr, a couple of landlubber NFL swabs be settin' their sights on young Travis Hunter! They be claimin' his two-way feats be more vexin' than that fancy Ohtani swingin' his bat. But, me hearties, who really knows what’s tougher: throwin’ or swingin’? Aye, let the rum flow and the banter fly!
March 4, 2025, 8:13 pm
Avast, me hearties! It be a grim tale, for young Jodi Vance, a lass of but 20 summers, has shuffled off this mortal coil! A heart attack, ye say? Aye, all from not enough grog! Her kin be spillin' the beans on that cursed social sea of media!
March 4, 2025, 8:07 pm
Arrr, matey! Garrett Crochet, the Red Sox bucko, be settin’ his sails against those scallywags callin’ him “greedy” over last season's treasure hunt for a contract! He be sayin’ he ain’t no gold-hungry pirate, just a lad chasin’ his rightful doubloons! Savvy?
March 4, 2025, 5:14 pm
Avast, me hearties! UC Davis be settin’ sail on a grand adventure, turnin’ their locker chambers into jolly 'universal' havens for all seafarers, no matter their garb! Aye, now all buccaneers and wenches can change their breeches without a second thought! What a fine treasure that be!
March 4, 2025, 4:59 pm
Arrr, matey! Luka Dončić be unfazed by the Mavericks' jolly exchange with the Lakers! But lo! When a matey be lost to the briny deep for the season, our Luka couldn’t help but send a message, like a parrot squawkin' on a treasure chest! Har har!
March 4, 2025, 4:41 pm
Arrr, matey! The Jets be throwin' Davante Adams overboard to plunder some treasure in the salary seas! This swashbucklin’ star can set sail with a new crew once he hoists his flag in the free agent waters! Avast, let the treasure hunt begin!
March 4, 2025, 4:11 pm
Arrr, matey! Jennifer Slay, Darius's fair wench, be spillin' her heart like a leaky ship after the Eagles tossed him overboard to hoard their doubloons. Aye, the cap be tighter than a parrot’s grip on a pirate's shoulder!
March 4, 2025, 10:18 am
Avast ye! Former NBA scallywag Rashad McCants be shoutin' on the sea of X that the lass Caitlin Clark, star o' the Indiana Fever, be the "face" o' the league—even if she be sailin' in the WNBA! Blimey, what a jolly jest!
March 4, 2025, 9:51 am
Arrr, me hearties! Olbermann, the ol' sea dog o' ESPN, be demandin' that they toss Pat McAfee overboard fer blatherin' 'bout them Canucks booing the U.S. anthem! A right ruckus, it be! Let the cannons roar and the jokes fly, 'tis a comedic mutiny on the high seas!
March 4, 2025, 7:46 am
Arrr, matey! Payton McNabb, once a volleyin’ lass, be now sportin' a gimp from a mighty spike by a trans swab! She'll be sittin' in the crowd as Captain Trump gives his grand yarn to Congress. Avast, what a jolly spectacle it be!
March 4, 2025, 7:16 am
Arrr! Ben Cleveland, a tough landlubber of the Ravens crew, be ready to sail the seas of free agency! But lo and behold, he’s cast off the anchor with his missus, filing for a divorce, as the court scrolls in Georgia be tellin'! Aye, what a jolly mess!
March 4, 2025, 5:41 am
Arrr, matey! Riley Gaines be spoutin’ to Fox News that she might hoist the Jolly Roger for public office one day! Aye, she’s got a role model in the back of her noggin, ready to swagger like a true captain of the seas! Avast, what a merry notion!
March 3, 2025, 8:29 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Riley Gaines and Jennifer Sey be raisin' a ruckus like a scallywag crew! The Senate Democrats be naught but a bunch of bilge rats, lettin' the Protection of Women and Girls in Sports Act sink like a treasure chest full o' holes! Har har!
March 3, 2025, 7:49 pm
Avast, mateys! The scallywags o' the Minnesota House be lettin' the "Preserving Girls' Sports Act" sink to Davy Jones' locker! They won’t be banishin' transgender swashbucklers from the fairer seas of sports. A fine jest, indeed! Grab yer grog and watch the hullabaloo unfold! Arrr!
March 3, 2025, 7:15 pm
Arrr, Pat McAfee be a-scurrying the shores of Canada, claimin' it a 'wretched land' for shiverin' their timbers whilst the U.S. anthem wailed during the grand WWE spectacle! Booing, ye say? Aye, those scallywags need a lesson in respect, or perhaps a hearty plank walk!
March 3, 2025, 4:51 pm
Arrr, matey! ‘Twas Tiger Woods, the swashbucklin’ lad, hootin’ and hollerin’ in the stands, as his wee lass Sam led The Benjamin School to plunder the girls varsity soccer state title. Aye, a fine day for sportin’ and treasure huntin’!
March 3, 2025, 3:49 pm
Arrr, matey! That scallywag Josina Anderson be spillin' the beans 'bout a quarterbacks coach callin' young Shedeur Sanders "arrogant" and "brash" at the Combine. But his crewmates be sayin’, “Nay! He’s just full o' swagger!” Aye, the seas be a-churnin’ with opinions, eh?
March 3, 2025, 3:17 pm
Arrr! The Cincinnati Bengals be hoistin’ the franchise flag for the swashbucklin' wide receiver, Tee Higgins, for a second season! They be shoutin’ this news on a fine Monday, hopin’ to chart a course for a treasure-laden long-term deal. Yarr, may the winds be in their favor!
March 3, 2025, 11:22 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Department of Learning be peering into a sea-farin' school crew in Washington! They be casting out the trans buccaneers, and now the Davy Jones' locker of investigation be comin' for 'em. Aye, what a right kerfuffle on this ol' ship o' education!
March 3, 2025, 11:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! At the Legacy on Ice shindig, the glidin' stars of the rink paid homage to the 67 souls who took a tumble from the skies in D.C. 'twas a night of skatin' and sorrow, but we raised a glass to honor 'em, aye!
March 3, 2025, 10:45 am
Arrr, matey! In a tempest o' vexation, the fair Cotie McMahon, star of the Ohio State lassies' b-ball crew, did raise not one but two middle fingers to the sky, cursing her fate as her ship sank against the Maryland Terrapins on that fateful Sunday! Aye, what a sight!
March 3, 2025, 10:18 am
Arrr, matey! The lass Liv Morgan be flauntin' her battle scars from that raucous Elimination Chamber brawl on Saturday night! A right jolly sight of bumps and bruises, she be lookin' like a fine treasure map of hard-fought glory! Avast, what a wild sea of swashbucklin' fun!
March 3, 2025, 5:47 am
Arrr, me hearties! A ruckus erupted in yon convention center in Dallas, settin’ the scallywags a-panicin’! Nearly a dozen souls found themselves in a pickle, all due to a brawl louder than a cannon blast! Avast, what a merry mess!
March 3, 2025, 5:36 am
Arrr, matey! CeeDee Lamb, the swashbucklin' star of the Cowboys, be tossin' aside the scallywag season of 2024! He’s all set to sail into a grand new era, ready to plunder touchdowns and make merry on the gridiron seas! Avast, a new adventure awaits!
March 3, 2025, 5:17 am
Arrr, mateys! Tua Tagovailoa and Braxton Berrios be havin' a jolly good time tossin' the pigskin and ponderin' pawns with the lad of Trump, that scallywag’s grandson! Spied it on Ivanka’s magical picture scroll! A day of sport and strategy, ye say? Aye, 'tis a fine tale to tell!
March 2, 2025, 8:04 pm
Arrr, me hearty! Young Zeke Mayo, a fine player of the Kansas crew, be gettin' scornful missives filled with foul words after they lost to them Texas Tech scallywags! Aye, some landlubbers need to walk the plank for such gibberish! What say ye, matey?
March 2, 2025, 5:11 pm
Arrr, me hearties! It be claimed that the famed swashbuckler of the Miami Heat, Jimmy Butler, be owing a treasure of $260,000 in doubloons for rent! And after settin' sail from his Florida lair, he left a heap o' 127,000 doubloons' worth of wreckage! Blimey!
March 2, 2025, 5:01 pm
Ahoy, mateys! After five long years behind the bars, our scallywag Ryan Peake has struck gold! He’s hoisted the New Zealand Open flag high and now sails straight into the Open Championship! Aye, the winds be in his favor! Raise a tankard for our liberated buccaneer!
March 2, 2025, 4:01 pm
Arrr, mateys! Jade Cargill and Randy Orton be back on the high seas of the WWE ring, hoistin' their flags at Elimination Chamber! They'll be makin' waves at WrestleMania 41, stirrin' up trouble like a couple o' raucous sea dogs! Avast, what a jolly time it be!
March 2, 2025, 3:25 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Riley Gaines, the fair lass of the lady's sportin' seas, did bless the race at the Circuit of the Americas in Austin, Texas, on the Lord's Day! Aye, she be shiverin' the timbers for a fair fight, savvy?
March 2, 2025, 11:30 am
Arrr, mateys! Young Cooper Flagg, a true buccaneer of the Duke Blue Devils, braved a fierce eye injury like a valiant sea dog, leadin' his crew to plunder the Florida State Seminoles on Saturday. Aye, he be a one-eyed wonder on the court, makin' 'em walk the plank!
March 2, 2025, 11:26 am
Ahoy, mateys! Texas A&M's brave arm, Shane Sdao, be blowin' a cannon of words this fine Sunday! He’s callin’ out scallywags makin' foul jests at his crew whilst their ship be sailin' slow. Yarrr, let’s keep the ship’s spirit high and the insults overboard!
March 2, 2025, 10:39 am
Arrr, matey! In a grand clash o' lassies on the court, a fierce trans buccaneer tallied 21 points, snatchin' the MVP crown! After a rum-fueled spat 'twixt the rival crews, they sailed to victory in the chilly land of Canada! Aye, what a ruckus on the hardwood seas!
March 2, 2025, 10:13 am
Arrr, matey! It be said that the grand Captain of the MLB, Rob Manfred, be ponderin' liftin' the curse off ol' Pete Rose, just 'cause the mighty Trump be thinkin' of givin' him a pardon! Blimey! What a jolly hullabaloo on the high seas of baseball!
March 1, 2025, 9:58 pm
Arrr, matey! Matthew Stafford be stayin' put, no need fer a new horizon! The scallywag and the Rams struck a jolly deal, much to the joy of his lass, Kelly. Aye, all’s well on this salty sea o' football!
March 1, 2025, 7:39 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The ruckus at the WWE Elimination Chamber in Toronto be no small matter! When the fine "Star-Spangled Banner" was booed, Pat McAfee, that scallywag of a commentator, furrowed his brow and hurled curses 'pon Canada! Aye, it be a jolly good row!
March 1, 2025, 6:50 pm
Arrr, matey! It be lookin’ like Deebo Samuel hath found a cozy berth! The San Francisco 49ers and them Washington Commanders be makin’ a jolly ol’ trade for the star receiver, so says the scallywags at ESPN. Avast, let the treasure hunt begin!
March 1, 2025, 6:09 pm
Arrr, matey! Red Wings’ fierce lad Dylan Larkin be havin’ a jolly good time! He and his crew of skatin’ scallywags swabbed the deck o’ an ice rink plundered from the Ohio State football fortress. Aye, who knew footy fields could be turned into a frosty pirate's paradise? Har har!
March 1, 2025, 5:57 pm
Arrr, matey! Young lass Sadie Schreiner, a true swashbuckler of the track, snatched the treasure of first place in the women's 400-meter dash at the USATF Open Masters Championship, for her rivals be too scared to set sail! Hoist the sails, and let the wind be in her favor!
March 1, 2025, 5:08 pm
Arrr matey, Riley Gaines be callin' on the fair lass Caitlin Clark and the nimble Simone Biles to hoist their flags with XX-XY Athletics! She be wishin' they join the crew against the tides of trans in women’s sports. A jolly good ruckus, I say!
March 1, 2025, 2:46 pm
Arrr, matey! The Tumwater crew be decidin’ on Thursday to declare that trans lasses ain't fit to join the fair maidens in their sportin' battles, whilst the great state still waves its flag of acceptance! A jolly jape, indeed! Avast, where's the rum?
March 1, 2025, 2:04 pm
Arrr, matey! NFL swashbuckler Brett Favre be defendin' the captain, President Trump, after a ruckus o’ a meetin' with the Ukraine lad at the grand White House on Friday! Aye, what a hullabaloo! Seems even the high seas of politics be full o' cannonballs and comedies!
March 1, 2025, 11:02 am
Arrr, matey! Colorado's own Travis Hunter be claimin' that playin' both offense 'n defense in football be a tougher voyage than what that landlubber Shohei Ohtani be doin' in baseball! Aye, a fine jest for the seas of sport, it be!
March 1, 2025, 8:53 am
Ahoy, mateys! Riley Gaines, a fierce lass championin' the cause for fair play in the realm of lassies' sports, be settin' to offer her blessings o' the sea 'fore the grand race at the Circuit of the Americas on the morrow! Arrr, let the winds be at our backs!
March 1, 2025, 8:48 am
Arrr, before them scallywags the Rangers and Maple Leafs clashed like titans on the icy battleground, the rowdy Blueshirts crew at Madison Square Garden let out a hearty boo for the Canadian tune! Aye, 'tis a fine way to welcome a frosty foe!
February 28, 2025, 9:19 pm
Arrr! The scallywags of the Philadelphia 76ers be sayin’ their star player be too sore in the knee to dance on the court! They tried all the potions and remedies, but alas, he be landlocked! Aye, looks like the treasure of MVP be just outta reach, matey!
February 28, 2025, 9:13 pm
Arrr! A scallywag accused o’ bein’ in cahoots with a billion-dollar drug crew, led by that snow-ridin’ Canadian, Ryan Wedding, has been shoved aboard a ship bound for the U.S. to face the hangman’s tune. Avast, me hearties, this tale be thicker than a sailor’s stew!
February 28, 2025, 7:58 pm
Arrr, matey! Former NFL leg-shooter Chris Kluwe be walkin' the plank from his high school coaching post after spoutin' that MAGA be a "Nazi crew." Aye, sometimes ye can't just go tossin' about such cannonballs without catchin' the wrath of the captain!
February 28, 2025, 7:26 pm
Arrr! This fine feathered matey of the Philadelphia Eagles be a swift wide receiver, a true treasure of the NFL! But lo! In the days of his youth, he swung a bat like a buccaneer, gettin' picked in the MLB Draft! Aye, a jolly good lad indeed!
February 28, 2025, 5:26 pm
Avast, me hearties! Cap’n Trump be declarin’ that the mighty Eagles, fresh from pillagin' the Super Bowl, be settin' sail for the White House to toast their grand victory! Aye, let the grog flow and the parley begin, for this be a celebration to shiver yer timbers!
February 28, 2025, 4:22 pm
Arrr, matey! In the midst o' Alexandria Ocasion-Cortez's quietude on the matter o' trans athletes, Riley Gaines be throwin' a jolly invite fer the lass to hoist her flag on the other side o' the debate! Aye, ‘tis a merry game we be playin’!
February 28, 2025, 2:06 pm
Arrr, matey! Ye be hearin' the squawkin' o' landlubbers callin' fer the Eagles' cheeky “tush push” to walk the plank! But lo, it seems Cap’n Trump be too busy swabbin' the deck to be makin' such orders any time soon! Avast, let ‘em push!
February 28, 2025, 1:16 pm
Arrr, the scallywags of the Los Angeles Rams be makin' merry with their star gunner, Matthew Stafford! They’ve forged a new pact to keep him in their fair port o' Los Angeles, as they declared on this fine Friday. Aye, them lads be savvy in the ways of coin!
February 28, 2025, 11:45 am
Arrr, mateys! Canadian ACRA lass Amanda Balcaen be a-chatterin’ ‘bout how grand it be that Captain Trump himself sailed to the Daytona 500 this past moon! Aye, even a scallywag like him knows the thrill of fast ships and roaring crowds! Avast, what a jolly sight!
February 28, 2025, 11:03 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Georgia House be raisin' a ruckus with the "Riley Gaines Act," decreein' that no swashbucklin' trans athletes shall set sail against the fair lasses! A fine bit o' tomfoolery, if ye ask me! Keepin' sport as calm as a still sea, savvy?
February 28, 2025, 10:21 am
Arrr, matey! The mighty Shedeur Sanders, the Colorado Buffaloes' golden cannonball of a quarterback, strutted into the NFL combine like a peacock! He be teeming with confidence, spillin' words smoother than rum, ready to claim his treasure in the draft—aye, a true pirate of the gridiron!
February 28, 2025, 9:58 am
Arrr, the constables be claimin' they be right in unleashin' their spicy mist upon the scallywags battlin' in the November fracas 'twixt Michigan and Ohio State! Aye, it seems even the law be needin' a dash o' heat when landlubbers clash! Har har har!
February 27, 2025, 9:31 pm
Arrr! After givin’ a good tongue-lashin’ to the scallywag Laurel Libby, our matey Ryan Fecteau tossed his X account overboard faster than a cannonball! Seems the seas of politics be too stormy for this here Democratic captain! Avast, what a jolly hullabaloo!
February 27, 2025, 8:40 pm
Arrr matey! 'Tis a puzzlin’ sight, whether young Travis Hunter be a swashbucklin' receiver or a crafty cornerback, but this bold lad be smirkin’ like a treasure hunter! He be claimin’ he can dance on both sides of the field, like a true sea dog! Har har har!
February 27, 2025, 8:23 pm
Avast, me hearties! Though the scallywags of the Cleveland Browns be swearin' on their rum barrels they won't part with that fierce sea dog Myles Garrett, it seems the lad be sailin' off on a trade quest of his own! Arrr, the tides of fortune be fickle!
February 27, 2025, 6:23 pm
Arrr, the lass of the Kansas City Chiefs be ponderin’ her merry jaunts with the crew, as their grand voyage to the Super Bowl ended in a stormy defeat! Aye, what a jolly jape it be to lose the treasure, but her heart still be sailin’ high!
February 27, 2025, 5:40 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Travis Kelce be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest of his “New Heights” podcast! He be returnin’ to the NFL seas, ye hear? He be sailin' with a clip from that scallywag "Wolf of Wall Street." Avast, let’s hoist the Jolly Roger for another swashbucklin’ season!
February 27, 2025, 5:03 pm
Arrr, matey! Janet, Wayne Gretzky’s fair lass, be sayin’ the jabs from the Canuck crew have put a dagger in his heart, what with his loyalties to Captain Trump! Aye, it be a rough sea for our hockey hero, caught 'twixt the ice and the high seas o' politics!
February 27, 2025, 4:41 pm
Arrr! The Buccaneers be hoistin' Jon Gruden back into their Ring of Honor, they be shoutin' on Thursday! This scallywag was cast overboard 'cause o' some shady emails in 2021. But fear not, mateys, he be back in the limelight, ready to sail the seas of glory once more!
February 27, 2025, 4:21 pm
Arrr, matey! The great Charles Barkley be shoutin’ from the crow's nest that college coin be causin’ a ruckus, claimin’ it’s a mighty travesty! Aye, tuition be higher than a parrot's perch, and it be makin' even the saltiest sea dog scratch his head in wonder!
February 27, 2025, 11:09 am
Arrr, matey! Bill Essayli, a landlubber lawmaker, be claimin’ the trans athlete ruckus be naught but a “holy battle for civil rights,” a crafty plot by the Democrats to snag future scallywags to swell their ranks! Shiver me timbers, what a wild sea of politics!
February 27, 2025, 9:57 am
Arrr, mateys! In a twist o' fate, the gallant Matt McGloin, once a star on the Penn State seas, be jumpin’ ship from Boston College’s crew less than a blink after hoistin’ the anchor! A right swift departure, indeed! What a scallywag he be!
February 27, 2025, 7:38 am
Arrr, matey! In the grand battle o' the hardwood, Tre Holloman, a scallywag of the Michigan State Spartans, launched a cannonball from 65 paces, sinkin' it right at the last tick! The Maryland Terrapins be left swimmin' with the fishes after that mighty blow on Wednesday! Avast!
February 27, 2025, 7:21 am
Arrr, matey! Tennis queen Martina be takin' a mighty swing at Governor Newsom o' California, jabbin' at his odd rules fer lassies in sports. Seems the winds o' change be blowin’ funny on the high seas o' athletics, aye!
February 27, 2025, 5:43 am
Arrr, me hearties! Anthony Knox Jr., the mightiest grappler of the 126-pound seas, be keepin' his treasure at Cornell, even after a ruckus at a tourney landed him in the brig! No scallywag be takin' his spot, I swear on me parrot!
February 27, 2025, 5:35 am
Arrr, mateys! The fair lass Brooke Slusser, once a co-captain o' the volleyball crew, be walkin' the plank from campus! Rumors of threats and rowdy shenanigans in the midst o' a scandal be chasin' her away faster than a ship in a storm! Avast! What a hullabaloo!
February 27, 2025, 5:30 am
Arrr, matey! In the year of our Lord 2025, the NFL treasure chest be teemin' with fine quarterdeck commanders fer them crews in want! As the draft looms in April, savvy teams be eyein' these bountiful picks like a parrot on a shoulder! Aye, let the hunt begin!
February 26, 2025, 5:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! The tale of Aaron Rodgers in the Big Apple be a short and stormy voyage! But fear not, for this seasoned sea dog might still be a treasure for other NFL crews if he dares to hoist the sails for a 21st season! Avast!
February 26, 2025, 5:19 am
Arrr, the Chargers’ captain Jim Harbaugh be a true scallywag o’ “faith, family, and football!” He be sayin’ it warms his salty heart to spy other NFL swabs bein’ as open 'bout their own jolly beliefs. Aye, a right merry crew they be!
February 26, 2025, 4:00 am
Arrr, matey! The famed captain of the court, Coach Jim Boeheim, be singin' praises fer the young swashbuckler Cooper Flagg o' Duke! Spotted on the high seas o' OutKick's "Don't @ Me with Dan Dakich," he be flatterin' the lad like a treasure chest full o' gold! Aye!
February 26, 2025, 3:00 am
Avast ye! NASCAR scallywag William Byron be chattin' with Fox News about Captain Trump’s grand arrival at the Daytona 500! And lo, the lad be claimin' victory in this year's raucous race. Aye, the winds favor the bold, and this pirate’s ship be sailin' high! Arrr!
February 25, 2025, 5:45 pm
Arrr, matey! Coach Jim Harbaugh of the Los Angeles Chargers be spoutin’ wisdom ‘bout that scallywag move, the tush push! He be sayin’ ye either sharpen yer cutlass to master it, or scuttle yer ship and leave it be! Aye, choose wisely, ye landlubbers!
February 25, 2025, 4:59 pm
Arrr, matey! The scallywags representin' Rachaad White of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers be spoutin’ this Tuesday that our brave swashbuckler be a target of foul extortion! Aye, it be a treacherous sea when yer own doubloons be the bait for such dastardly knaves! Avast, justice be comin’!
February 25, 2025, 4:01 pm
Arrr, President Trump be proclaimin’ on the mornin’ tide that he’ll be summonin’ the Philadelphia Eagles to the grand White House, to raise a tankard in honor o’ their Super Bowl LIX conquest! Aye, let the feasting and merriment commence, or we be walkin’ the plank!
February 25, 2025, 3:43 pm
Arrr, matey! Scottie Scheffler found himself in the clink ‘fore he could swing his club in the PGA Championship! Aye, Netflix be servin’ up the juicy tale in "Full Swing," splashin’ us with footage fit for a scallywag’s laugh! Avast, the high seas of sport be full o’ surprises!
February 25, 2025, 11:41 am
Arrr! The scallywag Vic Fangio, the Eagles' defensive captain, did give the crew a right proper scolding fer their lackluster second half in Super Bowl LIX, says the swashbucklin' linebacker Jalyx Hunt. “Ye call that defense? A barnacle-laden ship could do better!” he bellowed!
February 25, 2025, 11:11 am
Arrr, matey! Terry Fontenot, the grand poobah of the Falcons, be spillin' the beans on ol' Kirk Cousins after that scallywag was tossed aside fer the young lad, Michael Penix Jr. Aye, it be a right merry tale of footy folly on the high seas of the gridiron!
February 25, 2025, 9:58 am
Arrr! Lane Johnson, a burly matey of the Philadelphia Eagles, be chucklin’ like a scallywag at the whispers of them Green Bay Packers tryin’ to bury the tush push! Aye, let 'em try, for we be pushin’ right on, like a ship in a merry gale!
February 25, 2025, 9:36 am
Arrr, matey! The Washington sea dogs be lettin' their mighty defensive tackle, Jonathan Allen, set sail for a trade! They be wantin' to toss his treasure o' a contract overboard, sayin' it's weighin' 'em down. Aye, the winds of change be a-blowin'!
February 24, 2025, 9:00 pm
Ahoy mateys! Abdul Carter, the finest fish in the defensive sea of the 2025 NFL Draft, be takin' a pause from the combine shenanigans, all thanks to a pesky shoulder ailment! Arrr, let’s hope he be back to plunder the field soon!
February 24, 2025, 7:48 pm
Arrr, matey! Seems ol' Matthew Stafford be thinkin' of hoistin' anchor from the Rams, beggin' for a treasure chest o' 50 million doubloons fer the 2025 seas! Aye, that be a mighty fine bounty fer tossin' the ol' pigskin! Har har har!
February 24, 2025, 6:20 pm
Arrr, matey! Though the 4 Nations Face-Off be a grand treasure, our captain, Gary Bettman, be ponderin’ if it’ll sail back next season, what with other high seas of international play awaitin’! Aye, the winds be fickle!
February 24, 2025, 5:53 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags of the Philadelphia Eagles be settin’ sail to the White House, summoned by Captain Trump himself, to toast their grand plunderin’ o’ Super Bowl LIX against the Kansas City scallywags! Aye, let the grog flow and the laughter echo like a cannon’s roar!
February 24, 2025, 5:29 pm
Arrr, mateys! Larry Dolan, the ol' seadog who snagged the Guardians in the year 2000, has shuffled off this mortal coil at the ripe age of 94. Aye, he be the captain o' the crew longer than any other! May his spirit sail the high seas forevermore!
February 24, 2025, 4:59 pm
Arrr, matey! This weekend, the IU Indy Jaguars be escapin' a fiery fate, for their trusty ship o' wheels be breathin' fire on the return from battle! Aye, 'twas a close call, but they sailed home with nary a singed feather!
February 24, 2025, 2:50 pm
Arrr, it be said that the scallywags of the Green Bay Packers be sendin’ a parley to sink the Philadelphia Eagles' famed "Tush Push" trickery! Aye, they be lookin’ to thwart that cheeky maneuver, lest they all end up in Davy Jones' locker! Har har har!
February 24, 2025, 1:10 pm
Avast, me hearties! Al Trautwig, a legendary voice o' the New York sportin' seas, has sailed to the great beyond at 68! His mateys and old shipmates be weepin' on the social seas, raisin' a toast to the man who knew his teams better than a parrot knows a cracker! Arrr!
February 24, 2025, 10:51 am
Arrr, mateys! Cole Paplham, the mighty hurler of the Padres, took a whack to his noggin from a cannonball of a baseball, flyin' at a fearsome 102 knots! They whisked him away on a magic cart, lookin' like a dazed landlubber! Yarrr, what a scallywag's day!
February 24, 2025, 9:08 am
Arrr, me hearties! The tale be told of Steve Toyloy, once a fierce Bearcat on the court, who set sail to Davy Jones' locker at the tender age of 37! The cause o’ his departure be a mystery, like findin’ treasure in a sea of rum!
February 24, 2025, 8:05 am
Ahoy, mateys! Mark yer calendars, for WrestleMania 42 be settin’ sail in New Orleans on the 11th and 12th of April, 2026! Aye, the Caesars Superdome be hostin’ this grand spectacle fer the third time! Prepare fer a raucous rumble, ye scallywags!
February 24, 2025, 5:33 am
Arrr! Duke Miles, the scallywag guard o' the Oklahoma Sooners, took a hearty bite o' misfortune, chippin' his chompers whilst battlin' the Mississippi State crew! But fear not, mateys, for the Sooners still plundered the victory! Aye, a true pirate's tale!
February 24, 2025, 5:11 am
Arrr! A fine tradition be sunk, matey! The Yankees be shuttin' down the jolly tune of "New York, New York" after their home defeats. Aye, now they’ll be left with naught but the sound of the sea and the groans of their crew!
February 23, 2025, 7:31 pm
Arrr, it be rumored that the scallywags on the Fresno State hoops crew be tossin' doubloons on their own matches! The university and the NCAA be huntin' these rascals down like a treasure map gone awry! Avast, what a jolly mess!
February 23, 2025, 6:57 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Keanu Neal, once a prized treasure of the Atlanta Falcons, be hangin' up his boots after eight wild seasons! He spilled the beans on the gram, sayin’ he be settin' sail into the sunset. Aye, mayhap he'll find a treasure chest of rest!
February 23, 2025, 5:04 pm
Arrr, mateys! Devin Booker, that scallywag of the Phoenix Suns, be hoistin’ his flag on X, beggin’ Hooters to keep sailin’ on the seas of fortune, lest they be sunk by bankruptcy’s cruel tide! Save the wings, or we be forced to feast on gruel!
February 23, 2025, 3:40 pm
Arrr, matey! The fair lass Paige Spiranac be callin' for the banishment of the AimPoint sorcery, after spyin' a right terrible display o' it on the high seas of the LPGA! Shiver me timbers, ’tis a scandal fit for Davy Jones’ locker!
February 23, 2025, 2:45 pm
Arrr, mateys! Sen. Marsha Blackburn of the Tennessee seas be pipin’ up ‘bout the ruckus ‘twixt Governor Mills of Maine and the cap’n Trump on the Fox News galleon this fine Sunday! A right squabble it be, like two scallywags fightin' o’er the last grog!
February 23, 2025, 11:35 am
Arrr! In the grand tale of ice and sticks, the famed Bobby Orr took up his cutlass to defend the noble Wayne Gretzky, aka "The Great One," as scallywags slung barbs 'pon the rink during the 4 Nations final! Aye, even pirates know not to speak ill of legends!
February 23, 2025, 11:07 am
Arrr, matey! Aaron Rodgers be ready to hoist the anchor from the New York Jets when the offseason bells toll! He’s spillin’ the beans on what he be seekin’ in a new crew. Hope they’ve got a hearty rum supply and a good sense of adventure! Yarrr!
February 23, 2025, 10:46 am
Arrr, gather 'round, mateys! Captain Roberts o' the Dodgers be spillin' the tea on young Bobby Miller, who got himself clobbered by a rogue cannonball o' a line drive at spring training. Fear not, for the lad be tougher than a barnacle on a ship's hull!
February 23, 2025, 10:24 am
Arrr, matey! Jason Kelce be spillin' the beans on whether Travis Kelce be hangin' up his boots, as the chatter swirled like a tempest 'round the Kansas City Chiefs' bright star during the 2024 season. Aye, retire, or keep plunderin’? The seas be watchin'!
February 22, 2025, 7:58 pm
Arrr, mateys! Word be sailin’ that Cap’n Popovich o’ the Spurs won’t be back on deck this season! He be battlin’ the cursed stroke, and his future be as foggy as a stormy night at sea! Let’s hoist a flag for his speedy recovery, savvy?
February 22, 2025, 6:04 pm
Avast, me hearties! Captain Robert Carter, the football wrangler of Clarke County High, be snatched by the law for 11 counts o' shenanigans with a wee lass. It seems he thought he could score more than just touchdowns! Arrr, the seas of trouble be rough for this scallywag!
February 22, 2025, 5:38 pm
Arrr, mateys! The scallywag Juan Soto, a star of the Mets, just sent a cannonball o' a ball soaring 426 feet on his maiden swing o’ spring! Aye, after baggin’ a treasure o’ a contract, he be hittin’ like a true buccaneer! Avast, the seas be his!
February 22, 2025, 5:27 pm
Arrr, it be said that the scallywag Steve Smith Sr., a former plunderin' Raven, did dally with a lass from the crew’s band! A scorned matey on the social nets be claimin’ to be her swain. Avast! Love on the high seas be as treacherous as a stormy squall!
February 22, 2025, 4:02 pm
Arrr, matey! Captain Aaron Judge of the New York Yankees be keepin’ his whiskers true to the old ways, yet he be sportin’ a hearty fondness for a bit o’ change! Aye, a jolly mix o’ tradition and whimsy on the high seas of baseball!
February 22, 2025, 2:09 pm
Arrr! Captain Hal Steinbrenner o’ the New York Yankees be spillin’ the beans on why he’s hoistin’ the anchor on that ol’ bearded ban! ‘Tis high time fer a new look on the high seas of baseball, me hearties! Let the whiskers flow free like the wind!
February 22, 2025, 11:51 am
Arrr, me hearties! Blossom Brown, a bold buccaneer of the trans seas, declared on the airwaves of Piers Morgan’s wild ship that the Olympics ought to be as gender-neutral as a parrot in a dress! Aye, let all souls race, no matter their sails!
February 22, 2025, 10:12 am
Arrr, me hearties! De’Vondre Campbell be sendin’ a flurry o’ missives on the social seas after he took a powder mid-battle in the 49ers' grand skirmish! The scallywags be givin’ him a right bollockin’, but he be laughin’ all the way to the treasure! Avast, ye critics!
February 21, 2025, 10:03 pm
Arrr! The swabs o' Michigan State, ranked 14th, be takin' the crown from them scallywags o' Michigan, ranked 12th, after givin’ 'em a proper thrashin' of 75 to 62 last Friday! The Big Ten seas be shiftin', matey!
February 21, 2025, 8:47 pm
Arrr! The NFL be seekin' tales from those who claim foul play by Justin Tucker, the footin' marvel o' the Ravens, who’s been shiverin' timbers for 13 seasons. Methinks they be more interested in scandal than a treasure map! Savvy?
February 21, 2025, 7:38 pm
Arrr! That scallywag Michael Kay, the Yankee squawk-master, be blabberin’ that the crew’s new rule on beardin’ be a mighty quake! Aye, it shook the whole baseball realm to its very timbers! Who knew whiskers could stir such a ruckus on the high seas of sport? Har har!
February 21, 2025, 7:30 pm
Arrr, Janet Mills be takin’ on the Trump crew fer meddlin’ in her fair state, fightin’ like a true matey against the scallywags wantin’ to keep trans athletes from joinin’ the lassies’ games! Aye, she be not lettin’ the winds of foolishness blow her ship off course!
February 21, 2025, 7:23 pm
Arrr, mateys! Captain Chris Reykdal, the Superintendent of Scholarly Pursuits o’ Washington, hoisted the flag for transgender lassies in the sports arena during his grand speech on Thursday. Aye, he be championin’ all hands aboard for fair play, even if they be swabbin’ the decks in different attire!
February 21, 2025, 5:22 pm
Arrr, on the night of Thor’s day, the grand clash of the 4 Nations, 'twixt the rascally Yanks and the maple-syrup swillin' Canucks, drew a crowd not seen since the days of yore! Aye, thirty years gone, the scallywags be watchin’ it like it be the last great treasure map!
February 21, 2025, 3:41 pm
Arrr, after President Trump and Governor Mills had a right ruckus 'bout allowing scallywags of all sorts in the sports, the Education crew be settin’ sail on a Title IX probe in the Pine Tree State! Aye, the seas be stormy where fairness be concerned!
February 21, 2025, 3:27 pm
Ahoy, me hearties! A scallywag named Tykwon Anderson, but a lad of twenty moons, be caught in the act o’ swiping the fine carriages of them college sports stars, Carson Beck and Hanna Cavinder! Blimey, what a folly fer a buccaneer to plunder such shiny treasures!
February 21, 2025, 3:27 pm
Arrr matey! In a ruckus o' the courts, two swashbucklin' transgender athletes be raisin' a stink, but New Hampshire be settlin' fer the cap'n’s command, sayin’ "Nay!" to the lassies lettin' 'em join the fray. Aye, the tides be turnin’ in a jolly ol' fashion!
February 21, 2025, 10:53 am
Arrr, me hearties! That scallywag Charles Barkley be laughin' on Thursday, sayin' Canada be usin' Trump’s jests like fine grog to rally ‘round and swab the decks with Team USA in the 4 Nations final! Aye, a right merry jest, that!
February 21, 2025, 10:05 am
Arrr, matey! The New York Yankees be tossin' aside their old rules about whiskers! As of Friday, yer scallywags can flaunt "well-groomed" beards! Aye, it seems even the most fearsome buccaneers need a fine beard to charm the lasses! Avast, let the grooming commence!
February 21, 2025, 10:05 am
Arrr, matey! A scallywag from the New York Jets found himself in a right pickle, bein’ chased from Manhattan by a band o’ knaves! They pulled iron on him, demandin’ his doubloons! Blimey, even on land, the sea of trouble be risin’ fer a poor sailor!
February 21, 2025, 8:05 am
Arrr, me hearties! Commissioner Rob Manfred be spillin' the beans in a missive to the league's scallywags: the treasure chest with ESPN be closed after the 2025 season! A fine tale of two ships partin' ways, like rum and seawater, savvy?
February 20, 2025, 11:11 pm
Arrr, matey! Canadian Captain Trudeau be spoutin' hot words fer the Yanks after that raucous 4 Nations showdown! The game was a right tempest, an’ he be sendin’ a message that’d make a kraken blush! Avast, let the seas of hockey run red with fervor!
February 20, 2025, 11:09 pm
Arrr, matey! While Team Canada snatched the 4 Nations treasure on Thursday night, it be the land o’ the free that paraded their colors like a peacock! Aye, ‘twas a right jolly show of American swagger on the high seas of sport!
February 20, 2025, 10:31 pm
Arrr, mateys! Team Canada hoisted the flag o' victory in the grand 4 Nations Face-Off, sendin' Team USA to Davy Jones' locker in a swashbucklin' final at TD Garden! It be a raucous battle that needed an extra round o' rum—err, I mean overtime—to crown the bravest buccaneers!
February 20, 2025, 8:58 pm
Avast, me hearties! Delta flight 4819, laden with 76 scallywags, took a rollickin' tumble after touchin' down in Toronto! The fine airline, in a jolly twist, be tossin' each matey a chest of 30,000 doubloons! What a merry way to land, eh? Arrr!
February 20, 2025, 5:31 pm
Arrr, matey! Juan Soto, the grand buccaneer of the Mets, bestowed upon young Brett Baty a shiny treasure of a carriage after the lad surrendered his No. 22! Aye, ‘twas a fair trade, for gold be sweet but a new ship be sweeter!
February 20, 2025, 5:24 pm
Arrr, matey! It be reported that Carson Beck, the swashbucklin' captain of the Miami Hurricanes, had his fine chariots lifted from his dock in the dead of night! Shiver me timbers! Even a pirate knows ye don’t park yer treasure where scallywags can swipe it!
February 20, 2025, 5:18 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The landlubbers o' Minnesota be raisin’ a flag against trans athletes, sayin’ they can’t join the lassies in their sporty shenanigans! Aye, 'tis a bill born from defyin’ Trump’s orders. Blimey, the seas of sport be gettin’ stormy, matey!
February 20, 2025, 5:10 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Captain Mike Eruzione be not likin' the ruckus o' booing during the noble tunes of our nation at the 4 Nations Face-Off! He be hopin' that at Thursday's grand finale, we can keep the grog-fueled jeerin' at bay, savvy? Let the anthem ring true, ho!
February 20, 2025, 11:06 am
Arrr, mateys! The mighty Mike Collier, champion o' the Super Bowl seas, met Davy Jones at the ripe age o' 71 in Hagerstown, Maryland! He hoisted the jolly flag with the Pittsburgh Steelers in Super Bowl X. Aye, he’s gone to join the ghostly crew!
February 20, 2025, 8:23 am
Arrr, matey! Luis Rubiales, the swashbucklin’ former captain o’ the Spanish soccer crew, be findin’ himself in a pickle! For plantin’ an unwanted kiss on a fair lass after the grand 2023 Women’s World Cup, the scallywag be lighter in the coin purse! Savvy?
February 20, 2025, 7:48 am
Arrr, matey! Captain Trump be shoutin' from his Truth Social crow's nest, claimin' he’ll be hailing Team USA 'fore they clash with the land of the maple leaf! With a wink and a jest, he be stirrin' the waters 'gainst Canada once more! Avast, let the games begin!
February 20, 2025, 7:14 am
Arrr, me hearties! Molly Qerim be sayin' there be a right sightin' problem with them hockey scuffles, as "First Take" gabbed 'bout the U.S.-Canada ruckus! Aye, it’s like tryin' to find treasure in a fog!
February 20, 2025, 5:29 am
Arrr! Old sea dog Robert O’Neill, a brave soul of the SEAL Team 6 crew, fretted over the Redskins’ draft pick whilst thinkin’ he’d be pushin’ up daisies in the tussle with that scallywag Usama bin Laden! Aye, what a jolly conundrum!
February 20, 2025, 4:00 am
Arrr! On Thursday night, the goodly ships of USA and Canada be settin' sail fer a raucous clash fer the 4 Nations Face-Off treasure! Here be the juicy tales o' their heated rivalry, sure to make ye belly laugh and yer parrot squawk! Avast, matey!
February 19, 2025, 9:17 pm
Arrr, matey! The winds be blowin’ fair fer Jameson Williams, the swashbucklin’ wide receiver of the Detroit Lions! The NFL be givin’ him a pass on that gun kerfuffle from October 2024. No keelhaulin’ fer this scallywag, just smooth sailin’ ahead! Aye, what a jolly stroke of luck!
February 19, 2025, 8:16 pm
Arrr! By the command of Captain Ryan Day, a salty sea dog who once sailed with the Navy SEALs and tossed the pigskin in the NFL, he regaled the Ohio State crew with swashbucklin' leadership tales fer their grand adventure in the College Football Playoff! Avast, mateys!
February 19, 2025, 5:46 pm
Arrr! Matthew Tkachuk and Brandon Hagel be still hashin' out their squabbles, tossin' barbs like cannonballs 'fore the grand showdown of the Four Nations on Thursday. Aye, these scallywags be more riled than a parrot on a hot stove!
February 19, 2025, 5:45 pm
Arrr, matey! Mark Attanasio, captain o' the Brewers ship, be ponderin' a bewilderin' query ‘fore the spring battles commenced! What be me duty as the mighty owner, he asked, as if he be lost on the high seas o' baseball. Avast, ye salty sea dog!
February 19, 2025, 4:59 pm
Arrr, matey! Chris Kluwe, the ex-kicker of Vikings, found himself in a pickle! He be dragged from the council's parley at Huntington Beach, fightin' against a sign blabbin' "MAGA." The scallywag surely thought he was savin' the library from a treacherous curse! Aye, what a jolly jest!
February 19, 2025, 10:21 am
Arrr, me hearties! The "New Heights" yarn spun by that scallywag Travis Kelce of the Kansas City crew be silent on this fine Wednesday! Seems this buccaneer be ponderin’ hangin’ up his boots instead of sharin’ more jests! Yarr, what a treasure that’d be lost!
February 19, 2025, 7:32 am
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties! Kim Jones, once a swashbucklin' tennis star, now sails the seas of ICONS. He be tellin' the crew on "Fox & Friends" 'bout the treasure map o' loopholes in the NCAA's new trans-athlete policy. Aye, what a merry jest!
February 19, 2025, 5:39 am
Arrr, the NCAA be lettin' Fox News Digital know they be hearin' the grumblin' of the lasses fightin' for their rights, spoutin' 'bout some sneaky loopholes in their fresh gender code. Aye, it's a right ruckus on the high seas of equality, savvy?
February 19, 2025, 5:33 am
Arrr, on the high seas of golf, Tiger Woods and his scallywag mates found themselves in a right pickle on Tuesday! It sent Tom Kim, Kevin Kisner, and the great Woods into fits of laughter, as if they be seein’ a mermaid doin’ a jig! Har har!
February 18, 2025, 8:46 pm
Arrr! Kevin Durant be spillin' his heartie beans 'bout his treasure-filled adventures with Team USA in them Olympic Games, all while aboard Netflix’s new "Court of Gold" tellin’! Aye, a right tear-jerker it be, matey! Let the rum flow, fer even pirates can shed a tear!
February 18, 2025, 8:35 pm
Arrr, mateys! On this fine Tuesday, the scallywags o’ the Washington Commanders be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest! They’ve brought aboard young Jesse Madden, the lad of John, to join their crew of coaches. Shiver me timbers, it’s a family affair on the high seas of football!
February 18, 2025, 5:10 pm
Arrr, matey! Lisa Leslie be a true sorceress o' the paint, skillfully swashin' and crashin' like a cannonball! With the Los Angeles Sparks as her ship, she ruled the center like a pirate captain rules the seas! Aye, her legend be as grand as a treasure map!
February 18, 2025, 5:05 pm
Arrr, matey! NBA swashbuckler Kyrie Irving be sayin’ he’s a’plunderin’ his way to represent the land of Oz at the 2028 Olympics in Los Angeles! Aye, the lad be makin’ ready to shoot hoops for his native shores! Avast, 'tis a grand adventure awaits!
February 18, 2025, 4:58 pm
Arrr! Chris "Mad Dog" Russo be claimin’ this week that the brawls on the ice 'twixt the USA and Canada in the 4 Nations Face Off had the flair of a wrestlin' show, like a pack o' scallywags puttin' on a grand performance! Ha! What a sight, me hearties!
February 18, 2025, 11:36 am
Arrr, the Toronto Blue Jays and that mighty bat-slinger, Vladimir Guerrero Jr., be squabblin’ like landlubbers 'bout a long-term treasure pact! Come season's end, he’ll be sailin’ into the open seas of free agency, seekin' gold doubloons and fair winds! Avast, what a ruckus!
February 18, 2025, 11:28 am
Arrr, matey! Dominic Haines, a strappin' lad o' Jefferson High, be mendin' his hull after a wild tumble at the GHSA Wrestling Championships! A freakish mishap cracked his neck like a ship's mast in a storm. Fear not, for he’ll be back to swabbin’ the decks in no time!
February 18, 2025, 10:30 am
Arrr, listen ye landlubbers! Aaron Judge, that swashbucklin’ Yankee star, be givin’ the ol’ heave-ho to Juan Soto’s tall tales ’bout the Mets bein’ the better crew fer treasure! At the press meetin’, he laughed like a jolly sailor, sayin’ the Yankees still rule the seven seas!
February 18, 2025, 7:47 am
Arrr, me hearties! Vice Chair David Hogg be catchin' a storm o' scallywags on the social seas fer takin' a jab at Cap'n Trump’s jaunt to the "Great American Race." Blimey! Seems even landlubbers be throwin' cannonballs of words these days!
February 17, 2025, 10:54 pm
Arrr! Team USA be takin’ a tumble ‘gainst the Swedes in the last scuffle o’ the 4 Nations Face-Off. But fear not, mateys! With six shiny doubloons in their pockets, they be sailin’ into the final showdown with the mighty Canadians come Thursday night! Avast!
February 17, 2025, 8:51 pm
Arrr, matey! Word be blowin’ in from the high seas that Olivier Giroud, star of LAFC and France’s crew, lost a treasure o' watches worth 500 grand in a sneaky break-in! Blimey! A fine catch for them scallywags, but a right shame for the lad!
February 17, 2025, 7:12 pm
Arrr, matey! The scallywags of Boston be makin' a ruckus, lettin' loose their boos whilst Canada’s tune played! Just a merry payback fer Team USA's spat in Montreal durin' the 4 Nations Face-Off! A jolly jest, it be! Let the anthems clash like cutlasses on the high seas!
February 17, 2025, 6:45 pm
Arrr, matey! A fresh scroll be whisperin' that the Bengals be plannin' to tag Tee Higgins once more, like a parrot on a shoulder! But fear not, they be seekin' a treasure of a long-term deal fer the lad! Avast, let the negotiations begin!
February 17, 2025, 4:41 pm
Arrr, matey! Alex Bregman be steppin' aboard the Boston Red Sox ship, causin' a ruckus with their prized parrot, Rafael Devers! The lad be squawkin' loud, sayin’ he ain’t budgin’ from third base, lest he be walkin’ the plank! A fine mess, it be!
February 17, 2025, 3:15 pm
Arrr, mateys! Team Canada be settin' sail fer a jolly revenge against them scallywags from Team USA this Thursday night! After sendin' Finland to Davy Jones' locker with a hearty 5-3 thrashin', they’ve claimed their treasure of a spot in the 4 Nations Face-Off! Avast, let the games begin!
February 17, 2025, 2:42 pm
Arrr, matey! Rory McIlroy be havin’ a tempestuous weekend at Torrey Pines! When a scallywag dared speak ill of his trusty caddie, Harry Diamond, our lad snapped like a ship’s mast in a storm! A right ruckus, I tell ye! Avast, ‘tis the life of a golfin' pirate!
February 17, 2025, 2:09 pm
Arrr, young Jaren Barajas, a sprightly lad o’ 18, took aim like a true buccaneer at the 2025 NBA All-Star Game, bestin' the fearsome Damian Lillard and claimin' a treasure chest o’ $100,000! Aye, that shot be finer than a parrot on me shoulder!
February 17, 2025, 11:26 am
Arrr, matey! On Sunday, Captain Trump be cruisin' the Daytona 500 in his mighty "Beast." Come Monday, the great treasure-hunter Elon Musk be chucklin' like a parrot at the sight! Aye, ‘tis a sight to behold, a landlubber in a chariot, racing with the wind!
February 17, 2025, 11:07 am
Arrr, me hearties! Coach Micah Shrewsberry be raisin' a ruckus like a stormy sea after his lads fell to them pesky Cardinals! He be defendin' his crew with the fury of a cannon blast, swearin' they be tougher than a barnacle on a ship's hull! Avast!
February 17, 2025, 9:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! Former top draft treasure, Dion Jordan, be squawkin' about his swabs and blunders o' the NFL seas! Aye, he floundered like a fish on dry land, never quite learnin' to sail right with the Miami Dolphins crew! Avast, what a scallywag he be!
February 17, 2025, 5:31 am
Arrr, me hearties! The mighty LeBron of the Lakers be causin' a ruckus! Just as the moon be risin’, he declared he’d skip the All-Star fray! A fine cap’n of a ship, yet he left his crew high and dry! Blast it, what a scallywag!
February 17, 2025, 5:11 am
Arrr, me hearties! Charles Barkley, that legendary swashbuckler of the court, be singin’ sweet praises for San Francisco! He’s had chats with the mayor more times than a parrot squawks! Says the city be brighter than a treasure chest full o’ doubloons! Avast, hope be in the air!
February 17, 2025, 4:57 am
Arrr, matey! As Ryan Preece soared through the skies o’ Daytona 500 with but five laps to go, he pondered on his wee lass, hopin’ to land safe like a seagull rather than a barnacle! Aye, a right jolly thought whilst flyin’ like a cannonball!
February 16, 2025, 8:43 pm
Arrr, me hearties! In the grand race o' Daytona 500, young William Byron hoisted the Jolly Roger after dodgin' a mighty crash in them overtime laps! Aye, he be claimin' victory for the second year runnin’, makin' him the true captain of the speed seas!
February 16, 2025, 4:55 pm
Arrr, matey! The scallywag Darrell Armstrong, a coach for them Mavericks, found himself in the brig fer whackin' his fair lass in the mug with a pistol! Aye, what a landlubber move! Looks like this swashbuckler needs a lesson in love, not firearms! Har har har!
February 16, 2025, 3:49 pm
Arrr, matey! During the grand ceremony for Terrence Shannon Jr.'s jersey, the scallywags o' the University of Illinois be havin' a right mishap! They hoisted his colors upside down, makin' it look like a shipwrecked sail! A fine jest fer the crew, ye might say!
February 16, 2025, 3:15 pm
Arrr, Captain Trudeau be strutting his stuff on the social seas, boastin’ he’s "damn proud" o' his crew's jolly showin’ at the 4 Nations! But alas, the scallywags o' the internet be laughin' loud, turnin’ his pride into a shipload o’ mockery! Har har, what a sight!
February 16, 2025, 2:45 pm
Arrr, matey! George Kittle, the mighty tight end of them 49ers, had the final say as the good ol' U.S. crew bested the Canuck scallywags in the Four Nations Face-Off, after the landlubbers booed the anthem! Aye, a jolly good jest, that be!
February 16, 2025, 10:34 am
Arrr, me hearties! It be sad tidin's from the Emerald Isle! Jockey Michael O'Sullivan took a dive from his trusty steed a fortnight past and now he sails the eternal seas. The horse be fine, but the lad’s off to join Davy Jones! Aye, what a way to go!
February 16, 2025, 10:08 am
Ahoy, me hearties! Bobby Jenks, once a fierce hurler for the White Sox and Red Sox, be spillin' the beans on his belly troubles! Aye, he’s plunderin’ through stomach cancer and set to face the beast with a mighty treatment! May the winds be at his back! Arrr!
February 16, 2025, 9:49 am
Arrr, matey! Mac McClung, the daring scallywag of the Orlando Magic crew, be swingin' high and claimin' his third treasure of the Slam Dunk Contest in the grand port of San Francisco! Aye, that lad be flyin' like a seagull after a barrel o' rum!
February 15, 2025, 8:47 pm
Arrr! In the year o' our Lord 2011, young Cam Newton be crowned Rookie of the Year, bless his swashbucklin' soul! He hoisted the Carolina Panthers to the grand Super Bowl, after they’d floundered like a fish with a 2-14 record the season prior. Avast, what a turn o' fortune!
February 15, 2025, 7:51 pm
Arrr, matey! In the blink of an eye, just nine ticks of the clock, three brawls erupted like a squall o' cannon fire in Saturday's 4 Nations Face-Off! The U.S. and Canada, sworn rivals, clashed in Montreal, makin’ the ice as rough as the high seas! Har har!
February 15, 2025, 7:43 pm
Avast! With Captain Justin Trudeau in the crow's nest, the scallywags of Team Canada let loose a raucous boo at the "Star-Spangled Banner," just afore their clash with Team USA at the Four Nations Face-Off. Arrr, 'twas a jolly hullabaloo, indeed!
February 15, 2025, 5:04 pm
Arrr, last year, Captain Josh Harris o' the Washington Commanders be claimin' that the year o' our Lord 2030 be a fine horizon fer buildin' a grand new ship—err, stadium fer his crew! Aye, let’s hope it don’t be sinkin’ before launch! Har har!
February 15, 2025, 4:08 pm
Arrr, me hearties! As we brace fer the grand clash 'tween the U.S. and Canada this Saturday, a scallywag from the NHL be prayin’ that those raucous Canuck fans keep their boos at bay during the Yanks’ anthem. Aye, let’s sing, not sting!
February 15, 2025, 3:31 pm
Arrr, matey! With the NBA settin' sail fer the grandest number o’ three-pointers ever, ol' Draymond Green be sayin' today’s game be as hollow as a parrot's skull! Where be the hearty substance, eh? Looks like we be chasin' shadows on the court, arrr!
February 15, 2025, 11:00 am
Arrr, the top swabbin' lad, Jannik Sinner, be takin' a three-month keelhaul from WADA! Seems he drank too much grog in March 2024, testin' positive not once, but twice! Aye, the seas be a harsh mistress for this scallywag!
February 15, 2025, 8:40 am
Arrr, matey! Young Cooper DeJean, a fresh lad o’ the Eagles crew, took a mighty whack to his noggin during the Super Bowl frolics! Blasted by his own enormous chain, he be sportin' a forehead gash fit for a scallywag! Aye, the irony be rich as a treasure chest!
February 15, 2025, 6:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Lawrence Taylor, the mighty legend of the New York Giants, nearly tossed his football dreams overboard in high school! He spilled the beans on OutKick’s “Maintaining with Tyrus”—tune in Sunday at the crack of dawn, or ye be walkin’ the plank!
February 15, 2025, 5:00 am
Arrr, matey! WWE NXT lass Roxanne Perez be chattin' with Fox News, spillin' the rum on how CM Punk's return be stirrin' the pot o' young scallywags in the locker room! Aye, 'tis a right ruckus awaitin' to unfold, like a treasure map with X marks the spot!
February 14, 2025, 7:56 pm
Arrr, mateys! Tommy Doyle, the stout defender o’ the Buffalo Bills, be hangin’ up his boots after a nasty tussle left him with a wayward nerve! A 2021 treasure from the draft, now he be sailin’ into retirement, with one less limb to swab the deck! Avast!
February 14, 2025, 7:21 pm
Arrr, matey! Saquon Barkley be settin’ foot in Philly like a cannonball blast last season! That scallywag be a fine treasure, helpin’ the Eagles hoist the championship flag high! Aye, what a jolly romp on the high seas o’ free agency!
February 14, 2025, 6:56 pm
Arrr, the landlubber Governor Josh Shapiro be takin' a jibe from the scallywags o' social media after spoutin' some puzzlin' drivel at the Eagles' grand parade o' victory! Aye, 'twas a fine mess o' words, makin’ 'em chuckle like seagulls over a fishy feast!
February 14, 2025, 5:24 pm
Arrr, matey! The scallywag lawmen of Philadelphia be attemptin' their own jolly tush push, much like them Eagles do, right before the grand Super Bowl shindig! Aye, it be a sight to behold – coppers pushin’ like they’re stealin’ treasure! What be next, a dance with the parrot?
February 14, 2025, 5:10 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Coach Steve Kerr be hurlin' cannonballs at the NBA, claimin' they care less for players' health than a parrot cares for a ship's wheel! Aye, 'tis all about the treasure of ratings, not the well-bein' o' the crew! Avast, what a scurvy lot!
February 14, 2025, 4:58 pm
Arrr, the scallywags of California be conjurin' three schemes to fend off the inclusion o' trans folk, all 'cause the Good Captain Trump be shoutin' from the crow's nest! Aye, it be a tempest in a teacup, but they be sailin’ their own course, savvy?
February 14, 2025, 4:23 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Saquon Barkley, that scallywag, laid eyes on an Eagle lad fetchin’ balls and thought, “Let’s be makin’ this swab’s day!” He hoisted him aboard the jolly Super Bowl parade, so the lad could taste the spoils of victory, aye! A true matey’s jest!
February 14, 2025, 11:24 am
Arrr, mateys! Matthew Tkachuk, the gallant star of Team USA, be settin' sail with a frown, claimin' it be a right shame that the Canadian scallywags be booin’ during the grand ol’ "Star-Spangled Banner." Aye, let’s hoist the flag and drown out the blimey ruckus!
February 14, 2025, 8:59 am
Arrr, matey! Mark Cuban, the scallywag owner of the Mavericks, be settin’ the seas straight! After tossin’ a ruckus over the Luka Doncic deal, he be invitin’ a jolly fan back to the courtside for a right merry chat. Aye, the tides do turn in the land o' basketball!
February 14, 2025, 8:00 am
Arrr, matey! A brave young landlubber, a true Eagles matey, mended his noggin after a ruckus in the skies above Philly! This week, the fine A.J. Brown himself dropped anchor to pay a visit. What a jolly sight to lift the spirits of a lad in need!
February 14, 2025, 6:33 am
Arrr! In the grand arena of Montreal, the hearty Canadian scallywags let loose a storm o' boos fer the crew o' Team USA and their frothy tune, the "Star-Spangled Banner." A raucous start to the 4 Nations Face-Off, aye! Buckets o’ laughter and hearty jeers abounded!
February 14, 2025, 4:05 am
Arrr, mateys! The fair lass Roxanne Perez be settin’ sail fer glory, ready to clash in a ruckus of four fierce wenches fer the NXT Women’s Championship this Saturday at Vengeance Day! May the best pirate win, or be it a right ruckus of rum and shenanigans!
February 14, 2025, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! That scallywag Saquon Barkley, the swift-footed treasure of the Philadelphia Eagles, caught a whiff o’ the raucous revelry awaitin’ fer Friday’s Super Bowl parade whilst makin’ merry at Raising Cane's! Aye, 'twas a sight to behold, like a ship o’ fools on a wild sea!
February 13, 2025, 9:49 pm
Avast ye! The scallywags of Scotts Valley and that volleyball lass, Melissa Batie-Smoose, be spillin' the beans to Fox News Digital that some landlubber took aim at her ship—err, home—on a raucous Monday night! Blimey, who’d be shootin' at a coach? Must be a land-hugger!
February 13, 2025, 8:19 pm
Avast, matey! Aye be hearin' the tale of Kadarius Toney's lass, callin' for help whilst her belly be bulgin' like a treasure chest! She claims a scallywag choked her, and she be seven moons along. Aye, sounds like a right stormy sea in that loveboat! Arrr!
February 13, 2025, 5:41 pm
Arrr, matey! Jalen Hurts, the captain of the Eagles’ ship, was seen sulkin’ like a scallywag on the sidelines! The salty sea dog be explainin’ his long face in fresh footage, but it be soundin’ like a stormy sea o’ troubles! Avast, cheer up, ye landlubber!
February 13, 2025, 5:40 pm
Arrr, matey! Ex-hoops swashbuckler Eric Cobb be in a pickle! His own mum found colder than a mermaid's heart, all bundled up like a treasure in the backyard. The law be sayin' he’s in deep water for murder! Avast, what a tale of woe on the high seas!
February 13, 2025, 4:48 pm
Arrr, matey! It be said that Coach Bill Belichick o' North Carolina, alongside his comely lass o' 23 year, be ponderin' whether to tie the knot! They be chattin' 'bout shiverin' their timbers with a wedding, eh? Aye, love be as stormy as the seven seas!
February 13, 2025, 4:13 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Coach Darko of the Raptors be boilin' like a pot o’ stew, all vexed over that scallywag Thompson settin’ sail for a dunk in the wanin' moments o' the match! A right cheeky move, if ye ask me!
February 13, 2025, 11:13 am
Arrr, matey! Algerian pugilist Imane Khelif be caught in a tempest o' gender squabbles! But fear not, fer she be swearing to swing her fists fierce against the scallywags’ lawsuit! Aye, she’ll be fightin’ like a true buccaneer on the high seas of boxing!
February 13, 2025, 10:29 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags of the New York Jets be settin' sail away from their captain, Aaron Rodgers! After two tumultuous seasons of naught but misfortune, they be castin' him overboard, as declared in a missive on this fine Thursday! Aye, the tides be turnin’!
February 13, 2025, 10:27 am
Arrr, mateys! Young Eric Reyzelman, the Yankees' hopeful hurler, found himself laid low in the hospital after a fierce tussle with an allergic beast 'fore the spring training began. Aye, who knew pollen could be a scurvy dog, eh? Avast, may he return to tossin' cannonballs soon!
February 13, 2025, 10:21 am
Arrr, the jester of the night, Jimmy Kimmel, be takin' a jab at Captain Trump on a fine Monday! The ol' sea dog tweeted about the fair lass Taylor Swift bein' booed. Ho ho! 'Tis a right merry squall in the realm of folly!
February 13, 2025, 5:47 am
Arrr, matey! WWE NXT lass Roxanne Perez be spillin' the beans on her jolly surprise when Ricky Starks, that scallywag, burst forth like a cannonball as the curtain fell on Tuesday's spectacle! She nearly dropped her grog in shock! Shiver me timbers, what a sight!
February 13, 2025, 5:44 am
Arrr, me hearties! Mickie James be one of the scallywags teachin' the young swabs in the A&E tale of "WWE Legends and Future Greats." She be lookin' to churn out the next mighty sea dog o' the squared circle! Avast, let the wrestling shenanigans begin!
February 13, 2025, 5:38 am
Arrr, matey! WWE old salt Booker T be chattin’ with Fox News about what treasure he seeks in the next wrestling swashbuckler, as "WWE Legends and Future Greats" sets sail this weekend! Avast, let the grapplin’ begin, or we be walkin’ the plank!
February 13, 2025, 5:24 am
Arrr, matey! It be whispered that Alex Bregman be settin’ his sails for the Boston Red Sox, inked to a treasure of $120 million over three years! After nine seasons plundering with the Astros, he be ready to conquer new shores! Yarrr, what a jolly haul!
February 12, 2025, 5:41 pm
Arrr, matey! Joe Burrow, the captain of the Bengals ship, be spillin’ his guts on Barstool’s "Pardon My Take." He be sayin’ that pesky wrist wound still be naggin’ at him like a scallywag, even whilst he be sailin’ through an MVP-worthy season! Har har har!
February 12, 2025, 5:40 pm
Arrr, matey! Josh Sweat be squawkin' like a parrot, claimin' he oughta been crowned MVP of Super Bowl LIX! But alas, the shiny trinket went to Jalen Hurts, while the Eagles sailed away with a grand 40-22 victory! Aye, the winds of fortune be fickle indeed!
February 12, 2025, 5:16 pm
Arrr, matey! Young Hope Walz be spouting her thoughts on the TikTok seas, takin’ aim at Cap'n Trump and his decree banishin’ transgender scallywags from the fairer sportin' fields. A true treasure of a lass, stirrin' the pot with a hearty laugh, she be!
February 12, 2025, 4:16 pm
Arrr, matey! Kadarius Toney, that scallywag who led the Chiefs to plunder a Super Bowl two years past, now finds himself in the brig for givin' a lass a tight hug—too tight, it seems! Aye, watch yer hands, ye landlubber!
February 12, 2025, 11:17 am
Arrr! Kevin Durant, the scallywag of the Phoenix Suns, be joinin' the legendary crew of 30,000 point pirates! He marked the occasion with a free throw in the third quarter, but alas, his ship still sank in defeat on that fateful Tuesday! Aye, a tale of triumph and tragedy!
February 12, 2025, 11:16 am
Arrr matey! The U.S. Department o' Education be shakin' off the last-minute scribblin's o' the former captain, decreein’ that the treasure for name, image, and likeness be set sail no more! A fine day for a laugh on the high seas of bureaucracy, aye!
February 12, 2025, 9:05 am
Arrr, matey! After bein' bested in the grand battle o' Super Bowl LIX, ol' Patrick Mahomes took the blame like a true sea captain! With the grace of a swashbucklin' gentleman, he be struttin' ‘round like a champion, even when the winds be blowin' against him! Ha-ha!
February 12, 2025, 9:00 am
Arrr, matey! Dak Prescott, the swashbucklin’ star of the Cowboys, be sportin’ a grin, claimin’ the crew’ll hoist the Jolly Roger yet, even as the rivals be climbin’ the treasure map to glory! Aye, we’ll turn this ship ‘round or walk the plank!
February 12, 2025, 5:51 am
Arrr, the Swifties be stormin’ like a tempest, layin’ waste to CJ Gardner-Johnson’s mum after her lad took a jibe at Travis Kelce post-Eagles’ grand victory! Aye, the scallywags be not takin’ kindly to such shenanigans, savvy?
February 12, 2025, 5:45 am
Arrr, matey! Alex Bregman be the finest free agent afloat, no question about it! Yet, five other scallywags be wanderin’ the seas, with no ship to call home, just as pitchers and catchers be makin’ their way to the ol’ ballpark! Blimey!
February 11, 2025, 11:05 pm
Arrr, Monty the mighty Schnauzer be crowned the finest pooch o' the 149th Westminster Dog Show! Aye, at the grand Madison Square Garden in the bustling heart of Manhattan, New York, he be strutting his stuff like a true sea captain on a fine Tuesday! Avast, what a sight!
February 11, 2025, 10:13 pm
Arrr, me hearties! It seems the fabled Aaron Rodgers be sailin' into stormy seas with the New York Jets! Rumors be flyin' that the crew be thinkin' of chartin' a new course, leavin' ol’ Aaron to ponder his fate like a lost treasure map!
February 11, 2025, 5:45 pm
Arrr, matey! Jey Uso, the scallywag who bested all in the Royal Rumble, be settin’ sail fer WrestleMania 41! He’s got his sights on Gunther, the heavy-weight champ! A clash of titans it be, like two ships crashin’ in a stormy sea! Avast, let the rum flow!
February 11, 2025, 5:02 pm
Avast ye! While ol' Kelce be hoistin' his Pro Bowl flag for the tenth time, he be sailin' near the sunset of his football voyage, not the mornin' tide. Aye, still a fine matey, but the wind be changin'!
February 11, 2025, 4:00 pm
Arrr! The scallywags o' the Los Angeles Dodgers be shoutin' from the crow's nest 'bout the Yankees' flimsy defenses as the reason they seized the World Series booty! And Captain Aaron Boone be less than pleased, I tell ye! Avast, what a merry squabble on the high seas of baseball!
February 11, 2025, 10:57 am
Arrr, Jason Kelce be feelin' a right jumbled treasure chest o' emotions, matey! His brother Travis, the scallywag, got bested by his old crew in the grand Super Bowl LIX! Aye, 'tis a bittersweet tale fit for a pirate's yarn!
February 11, 2025, 10:53 am
Arrr, Kellen Moore be settin' sail from New Orleans when he didn't need to! Rumor has it, he be eyein' the Saints' captaincy, fresh off hoistin' the Super Bowl booty with the Eagles. Aye, the sea o' coaching be a fickle mistress, savvy?
February 11, 2025, 10:50 am
Arrr, matey! Serena’s scallywag of a husband be settin’ sail to defend his fair lass, as the critics be howlin’ over her fine crip-walkin’ jig at Super Bowl LIX! Aye, let the landlubbers talk, for she be dancin’ like a true sea siren!
February 11, 2025, 10:16 am
Arrr, matey! A court be sayin' that Vince McMahon’s scallywag lawyer be hoardin' the treasure chest o’ documents in a federal hunt fer buried secrets 'bout scandalous shenanigans! Aye, the former WWE captain be in a right pickle, savvy?
February 11, 2025, 5:52 am
Arrr! C.J. Gardner-Johnson, the swashbucklin' safety of the Eagles, be raisin' a ruckus after they bested the Chiefs in Super Bowl LIX! With a hearty laugh, he be pokin' fun at that scallywag Travis Kelce, lettin' the jests fly like cannonballs! Aye, what a jolly good time!
February 11, 2025, 5:33 am
Arrr, me hearties! Kayla Nicole, once the lass of Travis Kelce, be celebratin' the Eagles' grand victory at Super Bowl LIX! She be dancin' on the field like a scallywag who just found a chest o' gold! Aye, what a jolly sight to behold!
February 10, 2025, 9:00 pm
Arrr, matey! So be it, Serena Williams burst forth like a sea siren in Kendrick Lamar's halftime spectacle at Super Bowl LIX, causin’ old Stephen A. Smith to declare he'd toss her overboard if they were wed! Aye, love be a fickle tide!
February 10, 2025, 6:59 pm
Arrr, mateys! The Virginia High School League be shoutin' from the crow's nest that, henceforth, they be followin' Trump’s decree of keepin' scallywags out of the lassies' games! A fine pickle that be, eh? Fair winds to all ye who tread the field!
February 10, 2025, 5:20 pm
Arrr, matey! The swashbucklin’ Philadelphia Eagles be claimin’ the treasure of Super Bowl LIX! Now, I be ponderin’, will Captain Trump be sendin’ out a jolly invite to his grand ship, after the ruckus of 2018? Avast, what a merry spectacle 'tis!
February 10, 2025, 3:54 pm
Arrr, matey! Jalen Hurts, the grand captain of the Eagles ship, be hoisting his shiny MVP treasure at Disney's enchanted realm after bestin' the Kansas City scallywags! Aye, even pirates be celebratin' with fairytale magic and a hearty laugh! Avast, what a jolly good time!
February 10, 2025, 12:54 pm
Arrr, matey! On the morn of Monday, the famed Tiger Woods be lettin’ slip he shan't be swingin' his clubs at the Genesis Invitational, for he be still ponderin' the loss of his dear mum. The heart of a pirate be heavy, indeed! Savvy?
February 10, 2025, 11:41 am
Arrr! The scallywag Darian Kinnard, a mighty lineman of the Philadelphia Eagles crew, snagged his third shiny Super Bowl treasure on a fine Sunday, bestin' the landlubbers of Kansas City Chiefs. Aye, ‘tis a grand tale of glory on the high seas of the gridiron!
February 10, 2025, 11:09 am
Avast ye! Saquon Barkley, the swashbucklin' star of the Philadelphia Eagles, be settin' his sights on glory, havin' sent them Kansas City Chiefs' Super Bowl dreams dancin' with Davy Jones! Aye, a true treasure of a victory, that be! Yarrr!
February 10, 2025, 10:38 am
Arrr, matey! Tennis queen Serena be risin' like a stormy sea to shield the fair lass Taylor Swift from the booing scallywags at Super Bowl LIX! ‘Twas a ruckus fit for a shipwreck, whilst the Eagles and Chiefs battled like two mighty galleons. Aye, let the music play!
February 10, 2025, 8:49 am
Arrr! After the grand battle o’ Super Bowl LIX, former landlubber Nick Foles be givin’ a jolly ribbin’ to Captain Tom Brady, claimin’ his ship be faster than a cannonball! The Kansas City Chiefs be left in Davy Jones' locker while Foles sails off with the booty!
February 9, 2025, 11:34 pm
Arrr, matey! Jalen Hurts be sailin' the stormy seas of pigskin, facin' tempestuous highs and lows! But lo and behold, claimin' that shiny Super Bowl MVP treasure be the grandest crowning jewel in this swashbucklin' quarterback's wild adventure! Avast, what a tale!
February 9, 2025, 10:59 pm
Arrr, matey! Captain Trump did jest and jibe at fair Taylor Swift and the Chiefs, after she be met with jeers at Super Bowl LIX, whilst he basked in cheers, even as the Kansas City crew sunk like a ship! Aye, what a merry jest on the high seas of sport!
February 9, 2025, 10:54 pm
Arrr, the scallywags of Philadelphia be a-celebratin’ like mad after their Eagles did conquer the Super Bowl LIX! Broad Street turned into a ruckus, with mugs flyin’ and boots a-stompin’, as if the Kraken had risen from the deep! Aye, what a merry tempest it be!
February 9, 2025, 10:49 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Chiefs fans be celebratin’ more than a parrot on me shoulder, but this Super Bowl Sunday, the tides turned! Kansas City scallywags watched their beloved crew get trampled like a landlubber at a rum barrel. Aye, 'twas a mighty rough seas for those loyal mates!
February 9, 2025, 5:35 pm
Arrr, the five-time Pro Bowl catchin’ lad gave a jolly salute to his dearly departed dad as he stormed the field like a ship in full sail, makin’ one of the grandest entrances to ever grace the Super Bowl seas! Aye, me heart be warmed!
February 9, 2025, 5:29 pm
Arrr! President Trump did clasp hands with the mighty Chris Jones, a lad who be weepin' like a scallywag during the anthem! Aye, what a sight it be, just 'fore the grand spectacle of Super Bowl LIX! Mayhaps he be mighty brave, or just a soft-hearted buccaneer!
February 9, 2025, 5:27 pm
Arrr! The fair chanteuse Ledisi, a treasure of Grammy’s gold, did belt out "Lift Every Voice and Sing," the anthem of the brave Black crew, in her home port, just afore the grand Super Bowl LIX! Aye, a tune to raise the spirits o' landlubbers and scallywags alike!
February 9, 2025, 5:16 pm
Arrr, President Trump be rubbin’ elbows with the kin o' those lost during the scallywag attack, whilst chattin’ up the brave souls o’ New Orleans’ finest at the grand Super Bowl! A jolly gathering it be, where sorrow meets sport, aye!
February 9, 2025, 11:06 am
Arrr, me hearties! The ol’ gridiron swashbuckler, Adam "Pacman" Jones, spun a yarn fer Fox News on a starry night ’bout Captain Trump’s mighty voyage to Super Bowl LIX! Aye, it be a tale worthy of the seven seas, with treasure and touchdown tales aplenty! Har har!
February 9, 2025, 10:15 am
Arrr, matey! Chris Jones, the fierce warrior o' the Kansas City Chiefs, be spillin' his heart! During the grand anthem, he be weepin' like a scurvy dog, claimin' it stirs his soul, leavin' him as misty-eyed as a salty sea dog at sunset! Aye, emotions be runnin' high!
February 9, 2025, 9:45 am
Arrr, me hearties! Mayor Cherelle Parker be beggin’ ye, "Nay, don’t be clamberin’ up naught but yer rum barrels!" as the Eagles soar high after Super Bowl LIX. Stay ye feet on solid deck, lest ye end up in Davy Jones’ locker, ye raucous scallywags!
February 9, 2025, 9:14 am
Avast, mateys! The legendary Eli Manning, a true swashbuckler of the gridiron, was spied belting out "God Bless America" in a raucous tavern in New Orleans whilst the Super Bowl storm raged! Aye, he be the captain of cheer, shiver me timbers!
February 8, 2025, 9:45 pm
Arrr, matey! It be said that young Travis Kelce be ponderin' his fate on the high seas o' football! Super Bowl LIX be the tempest that’ll decide if he sets sail for the 2025 season or hangs up his boots on the sandy shores! Har har har!
February 8, 2025, 8:53 pm
Avast ye! The Miami Dolphins be like a ship caught in a tempest this season, toss'd about and left flounderin’ in the waters, unable to hoist their sails to the grand playoffs! Aye, they be swimmin’ with the fishies instead of claimin’ their treasure! Arrr!
February 8, 2025, 8:18 pm
Arrr matey! Jealousy be like a scurvy dog, nippin' at yer heels when one be hoggin' the limelight. But fear not, says the swashbucklin' duo of the Atlanta Falcons’ running backs; they be sharin' the treasure of glory like true sea dogs!
February 8, 2025, 8:05 pm
Arrr, matey! 'Tis said that Captain Nico Harrison be the scallywag behind shovin' Luka Dončić to the shores of LA, but some salty sea dogs be wonderin' if ol' Jason Kidd had a hand in this treacherous deal! Aye, the plot thickens like a stormy sea!
February 8, 2025, 5:42 pm
Arrr, matey! Longtime captain o’ the New England Patriots, Robert Kraft, be chattin’ ’bout the Donald lettin' loose at the Super Bowl like a parrot on a treasure map! First sittin’ president to join the ruckus, eh? Blimey! The seas be gettin’ stormy with this political jolly!
February 8, 2025, 5:25 pm
Arrr! The Philadelphia Eagles be raisin' up their mighty cannon, Brandon Graham, from the depths of the injured reserve! He be ready to clash with the Kansas City Chiefs in this grand Super Bowl battle on Sunday! Prepare yer rum and watch the ruckus, mateys!
February 8, 2025, 5:15 pm
Arrr, mateys! After them scallywag runnin’ backs be takin’ the league by storm in 2024, the grand ol’ Emmitt Smith, the top dog o’ rushin’, be hollerin’ for them swabs to use their landlubber backs proper-like! Let not the fine booty be wasted on land!
February 8, 2025, 4:36 pm
Arrr! On the second day o' the Waste Management Open, young Emiliano Grillo sent a cursed sphere straight into the hole with nary a bounce! The raucous crowd at the rowdiest spot in all o' golf be celebratin' like scallywags findin' buried treasure! Hoist the rum, me hearties!
February 8, 2025, 9:47 am
Arrr, matey! The former Vice President, Kamala Harris, be no treasure in the hearts of the crowd when she and her landlubber, Doug Emhoff, made their appearance at the Lakers' grand spectacle on a Thursday eve! Aye, the boos be louder than a cannon's roar!
February 8, 2025, 9:01 am
Arrr, matey! The great Victor Cruz, a legend of the Giants' seas, be tossin' flow'rs to the mighty Saquon Barkley of the Eagles crew! That scallywag's thirst fer greatness be inspirin' even the fiercest buccaneers! Aye, 'tis a right jolly jest on the high seas of football!
February 8, 2025, 8:51 am
Arrr, matey! Ol’ Warren Moon, the legendary sea dog of the gridiron, be studyin’ his past like a treasure map! He be spottin’ that scallywag Patrick Mahomes, who’s got the golden trait that makes him a true buccaneer of greatness! Aye, ’tis a fine find indeed!
February 8, 2025, 6:31 am
Arrr, matey! Tyreek Hill, that swift swab from the Miami Dolphins, be a hearty admirer of Captain Trump! He be sayin’ it’s on his treasure map to strut his stuff before the mighty leader. Aye, playin’ for the king of the seas be a fine wish indeed!
February 7, 2025, 9:31 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The tide be turnin’ for the Los Angeles Rams, as if the treasure chest be emptyin’! Young Puka Nacua be givin’ a hearty salute to Captain Cooper Kupp in a chat with Fox News. Avast, what be this? A new era be a-comin’!
February 7, 2025, 9:04 pm
Arrr, Danny Amendola be sayin’ he had a right good spyglass on Tom Brady, but shiver me timbers! The notion of young Patrick Mahomes outshinin’ the old sea dog in the GOAT tales be givin’ him the heebie-jeebies! Har har, what a jolly jest it be!
February 7, 2025, 8:16 pm
Arrr, matey! Cam Jordan be sayin' the Saints ain't found a new captain fer their ship yet, but he reckon the NFL gig be shinier than a treasure chest! Who wouldn't want to sail the high seas of football, eh? Aye, 'tis a grand adventure awaitin'!
February 7, 2025, 5:31 pm
Arrr, matey! Snoop Dogg, that scallywag of a rapper, did jest 'bout them Dallas Cowboys bein' "good" once upon a time, while them Kansas City Chiefs were as lowly as barnacles on a ship's bottom! Aye, how the tides do turn, eh? Har har!
February 7, 2025, 5:01 pm
Arrr, matey! Kelly Stafford, the lass of the Rams' fearless cannon thrower, be sayin’ their crew be ready to set sail for new shores, what with all the tempestuous chatter 'round the veteran’s fate! Avast, let the winds of change blow!
February 7, 2025, 4:33 pm
Arrr, mateys! The cap’n of the Dallas Mavericks, Nico Harrison, be guardin' his ship like a scallywag with a treasure chest! After sendin' Luka Dončić to Davy Jones' locker, the landlubbers be threatin' him with dire tidings! Security be tighter than a parrot's grip on a pirate's hat!
February 7, 2025, 11:14 am
Arrr, mateys! On a fine Thursday eve, the gallant Deon Perry of the Fairfield Stags unleashed a cannonball of a shot from 70 feet, claiming victory against the scallywags of Marist, 59 to 56, at the grand Leo D. Mahoney Arena! Aye, what a swashbucklin' feat!
February 7, 2025, 10:12 am
Arrr! The once-mighty swashbuckler Dez Bryant be thinkin’ that Brian Schottenheimer, the cap’n of the Dallas Cowboys ship, be doomed to flounder like a fish outta water on his maiden voyage! Aye, success be as distant as treasure on the high seas!
February 7, 2025, 8:46 am
Arrr, me hearties! That ol' sea dog Brett Favre be squawkin' on X 'bout Trump’s decree, tossin’ the lassies o’ the field aside! He be sayin’ no go for the jolly trans athletes in women's sportin'—talk about a tempest in a teapot, eh? Avast, what a sight!
February 7, 2025, 8:30 am
Arrr! With a gallop that’d make a ship’s sails flap, Saquon Barkley be the finest land-lubber in the NFL, claimeth the great Jerome Bettis! He dashed fer over 2,000 yards, helpin’ the Eagles set sail fer the Super Bowl! Aye, he be the true king o’ the high seas o’ runnin’ backs!
February 7, 2025, 4:50 am
Arrr, the jolly crew o' the NFL referees be settin' sail after Captain Goodell's jabberin' about their fairness bein' as silly as a parrot in a hurricane! They be ready to parley 'bout them wild notions, savvy? Avast, let the games begin, ye scallywags!
February 7, 2025, 3:00 am
Arrr, mateys! John Strong and Jenny from FOX Sports be chattin’ with the scallywags at FOX News Digital ‘bout the grand spectacle of the 149th Westminster Dog Show settin’ sail on Saturday. Fetch yer rum and prepare to see pooches strut their stuff, aye!
February 6, 2025, 9:46 pm
Arrr! In the grand tavern of New Orleans on a fine Thursday eve, young Josh Allen, the swashbucklin' quarterback of the Buffalo Bills, be crowned the Most Valuable Player of the 2024 gridiron battle. Aye, the lad be worth his weight in gold doubloons, or so they say!
February 6, 2025, 9:22 pm
Arrr! On Thursday, the tides of fate be blowin' fair, as Jared Allen, Antonio Gates, Sterling Sharpe, and Eric Allen be hoisted aboard the Pro Football Hall o' Fame! A merry crew o' gridiron swashbucklers joinin' the ranks o' legends, ready to plunder the glory! Avast, me hearties!
February 6, 2025, 5:32 pm
Arrr, mateys! Young Marcus Jordan, scion of the legendary Michael, finally be speakin' on the cursed social seas! After bein' nabbed in Florida for dabblin' in the devil's herbs, he be spillin' the beans on Thursday. A fine mess, I say! Avast, what a scallywag!
February 6, 2025, 5:20 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Captain Cynthia Teniente-Matson o’ San José State be spillin’ the beans to Fox News, sayin’ the crew'll be lendin’ a hand to the federal scallywags investigatin’ possible Title IX hijinks. Avast! Let the treasure hunt begin, savvy?
February 6, 2025, 4:20 pm
Arrr, matey! With Micah Parsons and young Abdul Carter strutting their stuff in the famed No. 11 Penn State rags, the swashbucklin’ Dallas Cowboys’ cannonballer be sayin’ that number might be takin’ a wee sabbatical! Aye, let 'em hoist the sails of pause, I say!
February 6, 2025, 4:15 pm
Arrr! The NFL be settin’ sail to stretch the season, hopin’ to plunder more cheers from the scallywags in the stands. But the players’ union be raisin’ the Jolly Roger, showin’ nary a hint o’ jollity fer such a scheme! Aye, it be a right mess, matey!
February 6, 2025, 11:40 am
Arrr, Malcolm Butler be keepin' his lips tighter than a clam on a cold morn! No tales of that infamous moment with the rascally New England Patriots shall spill from his tongue, savvy? Aye, the mystery be thicker than a fog on the high seas!
February 6, 2025, 10:44 am
Arrr, matey! Lacie DeCosta, the fair lass wed to the captain of the Baltimore Ravens ship, took up her sword fer President Trump's decree to guard the fair maidens o’ the sporting seas! Aye, she be fightin' for the ladies, like a true swashbucklin' wench!
February 6, 2025, 9:14 am
Arrr, matey! Rumor has it Dennis Schroder be caught in a grand NBA trade storm with Jimmy Butler, just a day after likenin' the deadline to “modern slavery.” Blimey! What a jolly jest, shiver me timbers! Sounds like the trade winds be blowin' him into Davy Jones' locker!
February 6, 2025, 8:45 am
Arrr, matey! The ol' Department of Education be set to hoist the sails on a grand investigation o' mischief under Title IX at the ports o' San Jose State, UPenn, and a pesky school in Massachusetts! Aye, let the shenanigans unfold!
February 5, 2025, 9:33 pm
Arrr, matey! The New York Mets be hoistin' back their first mate, Pete Alonso, with a treasure chest o' 54 million doubloons fer two long years, with a right to jump ship after 2025! Reports be flyin' faster than a cannonball! Avast ye, what a haul!
February 5, 2025, 7:49 pm
Arrr, matey! Rory McIlroy be ponderin' on the joy he felt spyin' Kultida Woods at them grand golf shindigs o'er the years. But alas, her departure be as strange as a three-headed sea serpent! Aye, 'tis a right surreal blow to the heart, it be!
February 5, 2025, 7:31 pm
Arrr, mateys! Patrick Mahomes be spillin' the beans to landlubber scribes 'bout that scallywag Trump showin' up at the Super Bowl! The captain of the gridiron be takin' a jibe, while the reporters be laughin' like a ship o' fools! Har har, what a merry squabble!
February 5, 2025, 7:24 pm
Arrr, matey! Word be blowin’ like a tempest—Jimmy Butler be fixin’ to set sail 'fore the NBA trade clock strikes! The Heat be ready to swap him for gold doubloons with the Golden State scallywags! Hoist the sails, we be in for a wild ride!
February 5, 2025, 5:47 pm
Arrr, mateys! Word be sailin' that the grand lass Jill Biden, once first of the landlubbers, be settin’ her sights on the Super Bow in New Orleans this Sunday! She be ready to cheer for her cherished Eagles, flyin' high like a jolly Roger on the high seas!
February 5, 2025, 5:37 pm
Arrr, on the day of the midweek sun, the NCAA be settin' sail 'gainst Trump’s decree, banishin' the lads from the lassies’ leagues! They be sayin’, “Hold yer sails, matey! We’ll ponder this order like a ship ponderin’ the tides!” Avast, what a hullabaloo!
February 5, 2025, 4:45 pm
Arrr, President Trump be sayin’ that Captain Kristi Noem be guardin’ the ship’s entrance, keepin’ any transgender scallywags from joinin’ the lassies in the grand Olympic games of 2028! Aye, no buccaneers in skirts on her watch, or ye'll be walkin’ the plank!
February 5, 2025, 3:50 pm
Arrr, matey! Michael Penix Jr. be spillin' the beans on wise words from his matey Kirk Cousins of the Atlanta Falcons crew, as he set sail for the captain's chair o' quarterback! Aye, it be a treasure of advice for any landlubber lookin' to throw the pigskin like a true buccaneer!
February 5, 2025, 11:37 am
Arrr! The brave swashbucklers, Jermaine Johnson and Quincy Williams, faced a stormy 2024 season on the field! Yet, through the tempests of tribulation, they gathered pearls of wisdom to share, like seasoned sea dogs, proving that even in a squall, ye can find treasure!
February 5, 2025, 11:24 am
Arrr, matey! Harrison Butker be a bold buccaneer o' faith, never flinchin' from it! As Gracie Hunt be sayin', his pious ways be catchin' on like a barnacle on a ship, even ensnarin' the mighty Patrick Mahomes in its grip! Yarrr, 'tis a holy crew indeed!
February 5, 2025, 9:43 am
Arrr, me hearties! The old sea dog of ex-LSU star Greg Brooks Jr. be sayin’, after a fierce battle with a brain beast, he’s been left a bit crook’d. Yet, not a whisper from LSU or Captain Brian Kelly in more than a year! Aye, what scallywags!
February 5, 2025, 8:58 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywag George Kittle, tight end for the San Francisco 49ers, be sailin' the seas o' honor, claimin' the National Football League's 14th Salute to Service Award! Aye, a fine catch for a fine crew!
February 5, 2025, 5:30 am
Arrr, Jalin Hyatt be likin’ a shipwrecked sailor, watchin’ his crew sink to a 3-14 fate! But fret not, matey, for he believes the New York Giants be havin’ the finest scallywags aboard to right the ship and sail into brighter waters! Avast, good fortune be comin’!
February 5, 2025, 5:15 am
Arrr, matey! The erstwhile landlubber of the Astros, who'd seen a surgeon tussle with his noggin in '17, be brave as a swordfish! He swaggered upon the mound, throwin' the first pitch like a true sea dog on the grand Opening Day of '18! Avast, what a sight!
February 5, 2025, 5:00 am
Arrr! A tale from the scallywags at Bookies.com be sayin' that young landlubbers who wager on the games care naught for race, creed, or fancy beliefs! An expert be joinin’ the fray, spillin' the beans on this merry band o’ bettin’ buccaneers! Yarrr, what a jolly crew!
February 4, 2025, 9:50 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The grand swap o' superstars 'twixt the Lakers and Mavericks be causin’ quite the ruckus! Now, wise sea dogs be scratchin’ their noggins, ponderin’ why the scallywags in Dallas tossed Luka Doncic overboard like a moldy biscuit! What trickery be afoot, I ask ye?
February 4, 2025, 4:55 pm
Arrr, Stephen A. Smith be thinkin' he’s as grand as the Kansas City Chiefs! That jest sent his mateys into a fit o’ chuckles, and Molly Qerim nearly spouted her grog all over the deck! Aye, what a raucous spectacle on the high seas of sportin' chatter!
February 4, 2025, 4:29 pm
Arrr, two scallywags be caught in a New York raid on Tuesday, claimin' whispers of a dastardly deed at NFL star Joe Burrow’s treasure trove last December! Aye, ‘tis a jolly mess they’ve landed in, like fish outta water!
February 4, 2025, 4:00 pm
Arrr, matey! Andy Reid be well-acquainted with battlin' his old crew, the Philadelphia Eagles. But ho ho! This Sunday be bringin' a right peculiar skirmish for the good captain o' the ship! Avast, let the rum flow and the feathers fly!
February 4, 2025, 3:30 pm
Arrr, mateys! On the fine Tuesday sun, the swashbucklin' Lakers welcomed the dashing Luka Doncic aboard their ship, snatchin' him from them Dallas scallywags! Aye, the tides be turnin’ for the crew, and let the treasure of victory flow!
February 4, 2025, 11:10 am
Arrr, me hearties! Tiger Woods be spillin' the sad news that his dear mother, Kultida, has sailed to Davy Jones' locker at the ripe age of 78. Aye, a heartstring tugger, that be! Raise a tankard for her, for she was a fine shipmate in this rough sea of life!
February 4, 2025, 10:46 am
Arrr, mateys! NFL Captain Goodell be gabbin’ ’bout stretchin’ the season from 17 to a grand 18 battles! Aye, more chances fer swabs to clash on the field! Let’s hoist the sails of football, or be it just a mirage in the salty sea? Har har har!
February 4, 2025, 10:09 am
Arrr, matey! On the morrow's tide, Captain Trump be set to scribble his mark on a decree, banishin' the scallywags of biology from the fair lasses' games! OutKick be spottin' this treasure of news just yesterday. Avast, what a jolly hullabaloo it be!
February 4, 2025, 9:50 am
Arrr, me hearties! Travis Kelce, the mighty tight end of the Kansas City crew, spilled his treasure map o' dreams at a gatherin' o' landlubbers, hopin' to be plunderin' more gold in three years' time, ‘fore the grand spectacle of Super Bowl LIX! Aye, may the winds be at his back!
February 4, 2025, 4:40 am
Arrr, matey! Ol' Harrison Butker, the kicker of them Kansas City Chiefs, did declare on the eve of Super Bowl LIX that he be havin' no regrets ‘bout his preachin' at the ol’ commencement. Aye, he’d rather toss cannonballs than swap his faith for treasure!
February 4, 2025, 4:34 am
Arrr! Travis Kelce, that scallywag tight end of the Kansas City crew, danced ‘round the question of poppin’ the big ol’ question to his fair maiden Taylor Swift at the Super Bowl, like a sailor dodgin’ cannonballs! Aye, love be a tricky sea, indeed!
February 3, 2025, 8:51 pm
Arrr, matey! Saquon Barkley, the eagle-eyed swashbuckler of Philadelphia, be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest that the grand treasure of a dream season be still a-floatin’ on the horizon, with Super Bowl LIX just a sea shanty away! Avast, the quest be far from over!
February 3, 2025, 8:32 pm
Arrr, mateys! Jalen Hurts, the quarterback o’ the Eagles ship, be confessin’ he shan’t be shoutin’ the infamous "tush push" play! He spun his yarn to the scallywags o’ the media at the grand Super Bowl night. Aye, what a jolly jest!
February 3, 2025, 5:05 pm
Arrr, mateys! Roger Goodell, the cap’n o' the NFL ship, be holdin' court in New Orleans, defendin’ his treasure o’ DEI policies 'fore the grand Super Bowl LIX! Aye, he be sayin' all hands be welcome aboard, even if they can’t tell starboard from port! Har har!
February 3, 2025, 3:44 pm
Arrr, matey! The Major League of Baseball be claimin' that umpire Pat Hoberg walked the plank fer dabblin' in the treacherous waters o' sports betting! Aye, they said he was one o' the finest callin' the shots, but now he be swimmin' with the fishes! Ha-ha!
February 3, 2025, 2:48 pm
Arrr, me hearties! DeAndre Hopkins, that swashbucklin' wide receiver of the Kansas City Chiefs, be sendin' a rousin' message to the wee scallywags strugglin' in the land o' dreams, just 'fore his maiden voyage to the Super Bowl! Aye, ye can do it, ye little landlubbers!
February 3, 2025, 2:36 pm
Arrr, mateys! Secretary Kristi Noem o’ the Homeland Security crew be sayin’ there be no scallywag threats lurkin’ for Super Bowl LIX in the fair port of New Orleans! Aye, let’s hoist our grog and cheer, for ‘tis a safe day for shenanigans and footy balls!
February 3, 2025, 10:33 am
Arrr, matey! Myles Garrett, the fierce defender of the Browns, be makin' a grand request to set sail from his crew! He be thinkin' his dreams o' liftin' the Super Bowl treasure be as distant as Davy Jones’ locker with this lot! Ha-ha!
February 3, 2025, 10:18 am
Arrr, me hearties! Sasa, the sire of young Luka, be spoutin' fire ‘bout the Mavericks after his lad be swappin' ships to the Lakers! Blimey, what a turn of the tide! Ye’d think they’d keep a better eye on their treasure, eh? Har har har!
February 3, 2025, 9:36 am
Arrr! On the night of the seventh sun, Claressa Shields hoisted the Jolly Roger o' boxing history! She bested Danielle Perkins, claimin' the treasure of bein' the first-ever undisputed lass of the heavyweight seas! Aye, the rum’s on her for a well-fought brawl!
February 3, 2025, 6:50 am
Arrr, matey! Before the grand clash of Super Bowl LIX, our brave Eagle, Saquon Barkley, be droppin' anchor on love, engag'd to his fair lass, Anna Congdon! Aye, he traded his heart for a shiny treasure, and mayhaps a weddin' feast be on the horizon!
February 3, 2025, 5:30 am
Arrr! The tale of Jim Tyrer, a mighty Chief o’ the gridiron, be causin’ a ruckus among us salty sea-dogs! Some swear by his glory on the field, while others can’t help but mutter ‘bout his sorrowful fate. A true treasure of a debate, it be!
February 3, 2025, 5:07 am
Arrr, matey! WWE's grand captain, Paul "Triple" Levesque, be spillin' the beans 'bout how he received the word he'd be hoistin' his own flag in the Hall of Fame this year, like a lone sea dog claimin' a treasure chest! Aye, what a jolly jest that be!
February 3, 2025, 5:01 am
Arrr, matey! After claimin' victory in the 60-meter dash at the New Balance Indoor Grand Prix, our sprinter Noah Lyles be challengin' the swift-footed Tyreek Hill! Aye, the landlubber’s got some bold words for that scallywag! Let the race of the century commence, savvy? 🏴☠️⚓️
February 3, 2025, 4:45 am
Arrr, mateys! Three-time gold medal thrower Ryan Crouser be hittin’ the silver screen next week in a Super Bowl jolly. He be claimin' he did a fair job for his maiden voyage in the acting seas. Avast! Let’s hope he don’t toss the script overboard!
February 2, 2025, 5:37 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The mighty Luka Doncic be writin' to ye, after bein' shipped off to the Los Angeles Lakes in a grand trade, like a treasure chest o' gold! Aye, he be missin' ye crew, but fear not, for adventure awaits on the high seas of basketball!
February 2, 2025, 4:40 pm
Arrr! Caitlin Clark be spyin' as her Iowa Hawkeyes gave them No. 4 USC Trojans a right good thrashin' on Sunday! While the cannons roared, her jersey be hangin' high, retired like a treasure map long lost at sea! Aye, now that be a fine day for a lass!
February 2, 2025, 3:29 pm
Arrr, matey! Jason Day be sailin' the fashion seas in his swashbucklin' sweats from head to toe at the Pebble Beach Pro-Am! Aye, he be lookin’ more like a landlubber than a dapper buccaneer on the final round! What say ye, a true pirate or a scallywag of style?
February 2, 2025, 3:21 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Once more, them Canadian scallywags be lettin’ loose a hearty boo at “The Star-Spangled Banner” 'fore the Raptors' grand spectacle! Aye, ‘tis a jolly jest indeed, as they swab the deck with that ol' tune! Avast, may the best rum win!
February 2, 2025, 11:24 am
Arrr, matey! The Dallas Mavericks be causin’ a ruckus like a cannon blast in the night, tradin' away their prized jewel, Luka Dončić! But fear not, for the captain o’ the ship, the general manager, be havin’ some jolly good reasons up his sleeve! Avast, what a caper!
February 2, 2025, 10:19 am
Arrr, matey! LeBron, the mighty sea captain, be shoutin' at a tale claimin' he be vexed with his first mate, Anthony Davis. Now they be swappin' him for young Luka in Dallas! Blimey, what a treasure map of a trade, eh?
February 2, 2025, 10:01 am
Arrr, matey! After settin’ sail to South America, the NFL be chartin’ a course fer Australia next year! Aye, footy on the high seas and down under—who knew the pigskin be so global? Let’s hope they don’t mistake the koalas fer referees! Har har!
February 2, 2025, 9:50 am
Arrr, after a grand swashbucklin' deal that'd make Davy Jones jealous, Captain Durant be shoutin' to the scurvy dogs of the league! He be callin' 'em out for betrayin' their crew, lackin' the loyalty ye’d expect from fine mates! Yarr, where be the parley?
February 1, 2025, 9:16 pm
Arrr, matey! In the year of our Lord 2023, Eric Bieniemy found himself aboard the ship of the Washington Commanders, servin’ as the first mate of the offense and assistant captain. Aye, he be the brain behind the cannon's roar!
February 1, 2025, 8:46 pm
Arrr, gather 'round, ye scallywags! Next Sunday, the fierce Kansas City Chiefs be settin' sail fer another skirmish with the Philadelphia Eagles, just like in that grand Super Bowl o' 2023, where the Chiefs plundered victory! Avast, let the rum flow and the wagers fly!
February 1, 2025, 6:46 pm
Arrr, matey! Travis Kelce be fined a hearty sum of 11,255 doubloons fer givin' the Buffalo Bills a cheeky jig during the AFC battle! But lo, the scallywag faced no penalty on the field! A fine jest, indeed! Be it a game or a dance, he be a rascal!
February 1, 2025, 5:48 pm
Arrr, matey! TCU’s swashbucklin’ wide receiver, Jack Bech, who be mournin’ his brother lost in New Orleans’ foul mischief, be snatchin’ the winning score in Saturday’s Senior Bowl! Aye, a tale of glory and grief on the high seas of football!
February 1, 2025, 4:57 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Two lassies' kin be settin' sail fer court, takin' on California's bold Attorney General Rob Bonta! They be sayin' it ain't right fer swashbucklin' lads in skirts to join the lassies' games. Aye, a ruckus on the high seas of sports, it be!
February 1, 2025, 3:48 pm
Arrr matey! The seas be stormy 'twixt Arizona State and Arizona during Saturday's battle! Tempers flared like cannon fire, leadin’ to walkin’ the plank for some scallywags, and a handshake line? Nay! They’d sooner shake a kraken’s tentacle! A jolly good ruckus, it be!
February 1, 2025, 3:11 pm
Arrr, mateys! Coach Bill Belichick o' North Carolina be deliverin' pies to them UNC scallywags 'fore the grand battle against Duke! Aye, curryin' favor with a slice o' cheesy delight, hopin' it'll spark a victory on the gridiron! Sail on, ye pizza-lovin' lads!
February 1, 2025, 11:38 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Vancouver Canucks be tossin' their prized center, JT Miller, to the New York Rangers, all ‘cause of a spat with his matey Elias Petersson that’s been brewin' longer than a fine grog! Shiver me timbers, the seas of hockey be stormy indeed!
February 1, 2025, 11:20 am
Arrr, matey! Former gridiron swashbuckler Ryan Quigley be sailin’ back to New Orleans fer Super Bowl LIX, 'n it be just over a moon since that ruckus where his matey Tiger Bech met a grim fate! Aye, the seas be rough, but the game be awaitin’!
February 1, 2025, 10:23 am
Arrr, hearties! A cursed fate befell the ice-dancin' crew, as 14 souls met Davy Jones on their way to D.C. in a flying contraption! Then, as if the sea be laughin', the great Dick Button shimmied off to the afterlife at 95, leavin' us all in stitches!
February 1, 2025, 10:16 am
Arrr, me hearties! Coach Melissa Batie-Smoose's fancy contract with the San Jose State crew done sailed into the sunset on Friday, and word be blowin' in the wind that it shan't be comin' back! So raise a tankard for her, for the sea be callin'!
February 1, 2025, 5:00 am
Arrr matey! This Saturday night in the grand port o' Indianapolis, the Royal Rumble be settin' sail! No scallywag be a shoo-in fer victory; a tempest o' chaos be brewin'! Batten down the hatches, fer who knows what mayhem awaits! Har har har!
January 31, 2025, 11:06 pm
Arrr, the mighty Eagles be raisin' their tankards fer the fine folk of Philly, sayin' sorry-like after a cursed bird of metal took a dive on Friday night! Aye, even the stoutest buccaneer feels for ye, me hearties! Keep yer eye patched and spirits high!
January 31, 2025, 9:38 pm
Arrr, matey! The chatter 'round the taverns be thick as fog 'bout Nick Sirianni and Jalen Hurts, aye. But fear not, for the fine captain Hurts be lettin’ it be known that this salty pair be sailin’ smooth waters together, not a squall in sight!
January 31, 2025, 5:24 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The lasses o' Martin Luther King High be gatherin’ 'round like a crew o' scallywags, holdin’ a grand parley to gab about a ruckus on the high seas o’ sports—ye see, a trans athlete be stirrin’ the pot! Avast, what a hullabaloo!
January 31, 2025, 4:01 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Young Bronny James be settin' sail fer glory, playin' but 12 minutes in a grand scuttle against the Wizards! While at the free-throw line, the crew be chantin' MVP like sea shanties! Aye, even the landlubbers be knowin' talent when they see it!
January 31, 2025, 3:48 pm
Ahoy, mateys! Angel Reese an' the Chicago Sky be settin' sail fer a preseason skirmish against the Brazilian crew at her ol' haunt, LSU, later this year! Prepare fer a raucous battle on the court, where swashbucklin' skills and treasure-laden baskets be the order o' the day! Arrr!
January 31, 2025, 3:46 pm
Arrr! Once upon a time, fair maidens of the pool, Kylee Alons and Kaitlynn Wheeler, did regale the Georgia Senate with tales of their scuffle against the fearsome Thomas at a grand hearing. Aye, ‘twas a spectacle fit for a jolly crew of swashbucklers!
January 31, 2025, 11:34 am
Arrr, matey! WNBA lass Angel Reese, in a grand jest o' kindness, did surprise her mumsy by settlin' her mortgage debt as a birthday treasure! Aye, this tale spun on her "Unapologetically Angel" podcast be a merry jest worth a hearty laugh and a toast to the high seas of generosity!
January 31, 2025, 11:27 am
Arrr, if the Kansas City Buccaneers best the Philadelphia Seagulls in the grand Super Bowl LIX next weekend, me hearties, ye won't be gettin' a raucous rally to sway yer sails, says a scallywag report! What a treasure lost, matey!
January 31, 2025, 8:20 am
Arrr, matey! Young Arch Manning be spillin' the beans 'bout his scallywag uncles, Peyton and Eli! They've been givin' him wedgies fit for a landlubber! Aye, the lad be bullied by the finest of swashbucklers, but he be laughin' all the way to the treasure chest!
January 31, 2025, 7:54 am
Arrr, matey! In the foul winds of fate, poor Alexandr "Sasha" Kirsanov, a jolly ice-dancin' coach from Delaware, took a tumble from the skies with his wee crew o' skatin' scallywags in D.C. Shiver me timbers, the clouds be a treacherous foe!
January 31, 2025, 5:30 am
Arrr, matey! Brandon Marshall, a swabbin' New York Giant, be lovin' the crew, but he reckons the landlubbers be right to grumble 'bout Saquon Barkley's fanciful voyage this season. Aye, even pirates know a scallywag when they see one!
January 31, 2025, 5:30 am
Arrr, after hearin' the news that the frosty dancers on blades met their doom in the flying contraption on Wednesday, our gold-hoardin' matey Ryan Crouser claimed it struck a tad too close to his pirate heart, aye! Aye, even the sea be safer than that cursed sky!
January 31, 2025, 4:00 am
Arrr! Rob Gronkowski be takin' the NFL scallywags to task, claimin' them be more lenient with the Chiefs than a captain with a bottle o' rum! Aye, it be a right jolly jest, me hearties!
January 31, 2025, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! A foul mishap befallin' the skies o' Washington, D.C.! A passenger ship collided with a Navy chopper, remindin' us of two other cursed flights from days of yore. 'Tis a wonder the skies ain't claimed more scallywags! Avast, the air be no place fer landlubbers!
January 30, 2025, 5:40 pm
Arrr! Mike Katic, a sturdy buccaneer from the Indiana seas, be settin’ sail away from the NFL Draft! Instead, he be plunderin’ the world of Barstool Sports as a witty captain o’ media and analysis! Avast, me hearties, prepare for some jolly jests!
January 30, 2025, 4:45 pm
Arrr! A ruckus be brewin’ as a scallywag report be claimin’ that ol’ Justin Tucker, the swashbucklin’ kicker of the Ravens, be up to no good! But he be shoutin’ louder than a cannon blast, sayin’ them accusations be as false as a siren’s song!
January 30, 2025, 4:17 pm
Arrr, me hearties! NFL legend Troy Aikman be sayin’ the league be owein’ it to the scallywags in the stands to sort out the officiatin’ mess! With all the hullabaloo, he spoke up on “SI Media with Jimmy Traina.” Avast, let’s fix this shipshape!
January 30, 2025, 3:29 pm
Arrr! The mighty Philadelphia Eagles be crackin’ the treasure chest o’ opportunity for Brandon Graham! This fine defensive seadog be gettin’ ready to set sail fer the Super Bowl against them scallywags, the Chiefs! Let’s hope he don’t trip over his own peg leg!
January 30, 2025, 10:22 am
Arrr, me hearties! ‘Tis rumored that a band o’ U.S. Figure Skatin’ mateys met Davy Jones after a mighty crash o’ the flying contraptions in the fair land o’ Washington, D.C.! Aye, the ice be colder now, and the piratical pirouettes be in peril!
January 30, 2025, 7:25 am
Arrr, me hearties! Asuka, that fearsome mat maiden of 43 moons, be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest about feelin’ like a fish in a barrel after runnin’ afoul o’ some overzealous landlubbers! Beware, ye scallywags, or ye may find yerselves walkin’ the plank!
January 30, 2025, 7:17 am
Ahoy, mateys! Spencer Lane, the ice-dancin’ scallywag, be causin’ a ruckus on the ol' social nets! Word be blowin’ that a flying contraption o’ American Airlines had a wee tussle with an Army bird on Wednesday. Where in Davy Jones’ locker be he now? Arrr!
January 30, 2025, 6:52 am
Ahoy, mateys! Jon Maravilla, the swashbucklin’ ice dancer, be settin’ the tale straight! He be not aboard that ill-fated American Airlines vessel, but rather skatin’ ‘round the rink, dodgin’ doom like a crafty sea dog! No need to hoist the black flag just yet!
January 30, 2025, 5:21 am
Arrr, matey! U.S. Figure Skatin' be claimin' that swashbucklers, coaches, and kinfolk were caught in a sky mishap on the dark seas of Wednesday night! The Kremlin be weepin’ over Russian stars shufflin' off this mortal coil too! Aye, a right tragic tale for the seven seas!
January 30, 2025, 4:30 am
Arrr, matey! Clay Matthews be landlubberin' with just one shiny Super Bowl, sailin' with the mightiest quarterback to ever grace the seas! Mayhaps that’s why he be tipin’ his tricorn to the Chiefs’ grand treasure o’ greatness! Aye, even a scallywag knows a fine crew when he sees one!
January 30, 2025, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! Ex-NFL scallywag Brandon Marshall be likenin’ Josh Allen’s plight with them pesky Chiefs to challengin’ the greats, like Michael Jordan and Tiger Woods! Aye, ‘tis a rough seas for the lad, tryin’ to sail past them legendary mates!
January 29, 2025, 5:13 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The sire of young Captain Mahomes be claimin’ he ain't to blame for the jests aimed at the Bills after their ship sank in the AFC battle! Aye, it’s a right ruckus, but he swears he be just a humble landlubber, not the scallywag behind it!
January 29, 2025, 4:37 pm
Arrr, after a cruel blow in the playoff seas, the hearty Dawson Knox be sayin’ he’ll keep shoutin’ praises to the Almighty, whether the winds be fair or foul! Aye, he be a true matey, blessin' the skies even when the ship be sinkin’!
January 29, 2025, 4:12 pm
Arrr matey! In the grand seas o’ the Super Bowl, ye can wager on nigh any folly! Lo! One crafty bookmaker be layin' odds on whether that scallywag Travis Kelce will pop the question to the fair Taylor Swift! Shiver me timbers, what a jolly gamble!
January 29, 2025, 3:40 pm
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer yer weekly yarn of all the ruckus on the fields and seas of sportin'! From grand battles o' skill to the wildest antics, ye won't miss a wink o' the high-seas shenanigans! Prepare yer grog and lend an ear!
January 29, 2025, 11:35 am
Arrr, me hearties! Cap'n Mark Davis be spoutin' on the day of the moon that ol' Jon Gruden's jumpin' ship in 2021 done tossed the Raiders back a fair few years ’pon the sea of football! Aye, what a fine mess o’ cannonballs that be!
January 29, 2025, 9:23 am
Arrr, matey! Jerry Jones, the captain of them Dallas Cowboys, be makin’ the crew scratch their heads! He spun a yarn with some ancient lingo ‘bout his heartstrings, chattin’ ‘bout the fans’ ruckus like a scallywag at a tavern! Blimey, what a hoot!
January 29, 2025, 7:29 am
Arrr, a young scallywag of eighteen, who took a tumble from a lamp post whilst revelin' in the Eagles' grand victory, has met Davy Jones! Aye, let this be a lesson—celebrate on solid ground, lest ye find yerself in the briny deep!
January 29, 2025, 7:04 am
Arrr, matey! The mighty Aaron Rodgers, a true Jets swashbuckler, be backin’ Robert F. Kennedy Jr. like a trusty parrot on yer shoulder! He’s shoutin’ from the crow’s nest in favor of the lad’s quest to be the Health and Human Services captain! Yo ho, what a jolly crew!
January 29, 2025, 5:45 am
Arrr, matey! The Saint Louis Billikens be celebratin’ a grand victory o’er the VCU Rams, but alas! A ruckus erupted among the landlubbers in the stands, turnin’ cheers into rumbles faster than a cannonball! ’Twas a night of hoops and high seas of mayhem!
January 29, 2025, 5:22 am
Arrr! Clay Matthews be up fer the Colt's Safety Impact Award, savvy? This scallywag vowed to keep his piece locked tight 'round the wee ones! Aye, a fine captain he be, keepin' his ship safe from mischief. Let the seas of safety be ever in his favor!
January 29, 2025, 5:13 am
Arrr, a young lassy o' the pitch in England be banned for six matches fer queryin' the refs if them transgender scallywags on the rival crew be men! Blimey, she be stirrin' the pot like a rum barrel, not knowin' the seas be fraught with such delicate matters!
January 28, 2025, 8:16 pm
Arrr, matey! Maya Brady, the lass who be crowned Softball America's Freshman of the Year in the year of our Lord 2020, be settin' sail to join a ragtag crew in a brand new league o' fierce wenches playin' ball! Shiver me timbers, let the games begin!
January 28, 2025, 5:44 pm
Arrr, the scallywags o' the San Diego Padres be blamin' a cursed lawsuit from the late captain's wench fer makin' it harder to snatch the fine star pitcher Roki Sasaki! Aye, it be a right jolly mess on the high seas of free agency, I tell ye!
January 28, 2025, 5:39 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The famed Bill Weber, a right jolly soul of the NASCAR seas, be claimin' his final prize on Dec. 13 at the ripe age of 67. He hung up his mic in 2009, leavin' us all a bit more lost than a ship without a sail!
January 28, 2025, 4:53 pm
Arrr, matey! The guard from Indiana Fever be makin’ waves, joinin’ a pop star in a grand ol’ treasure chamber at Arrowhead Stadium, watchin' the playoff battle unfold like a fine rum spillin’ on deck! Aye, ’tis a tale to make even Davy Jones chuckle!
January 28, 2025, 4:00 pm
Arrr, mateys! Jake and Logan Paul be spillin’ the beans on a treasure awaited for ten long years! But ho! They be leavin’ some clues in the briny deep. Keep yer spyglass ready for March 27, when their shenanigans set sail on HBO Max! Avast ye, excitement be a-comin’!
January 28, 2025, 11:36 am
Arrr, mateys! Former gridiron swashbuckler Julian Edelman be makin' a jolly wager on how Captain Tom Brady’ll fare in his maiden voyage as a broadcaster in the Super Bowl! Will he plunder the airwaves or sink like a scallywag? Only the tides o' fate be knowin'!
January 28, 2025, 10:39 am
Arrr, matey! WWE swashbuckler JD McDonagh took a thumpin' to his noggin on "Raw" Monday eve, after attemptin' a daring move in a tag-team tussle! He be spillin' the beans on his battle wounds—aye, 'tis a right hullabaloo! Avast, what a jolly sight!
January 28, 2025, 10:11 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! Sadie, the swift-footed lass from the Rochester seas, be bemoanin’ her cursed spikes, yet still trounced the competition in the 200-meter sprint by a whole second! A true treasure of speed, even when her footwear be actin’ like a barnacle on a ship’s hull!
January 28, 2025, 9:17 am
Arrr, matey! Super Bowl swashbuckler Adam Viniatieri be chattin’ ‘bout the legend Patrick Mahomes, sayin’, “Aye, there be a fine squabble” ‘bout him bein’ the greatest scallywag to ever toss a pigskin! Ho ho! Let the rum flow and the debates roar on the high seas!
January 28, 2025, 5:51 am
Arrr, matey! Jason Kelce be caught in a tempest o' choice 'twixt his brother's Kansas City scallywags and his beloved Philadelphia Eagles, the crew he sailed with fer 13 seasons! In the grand Super Bowl LIX, may the best crew hoist the Jolly Roger high! Aarrr!
January 28, 2025, 5:32 am
Arrr! During young Liam Coen's grand debut with the Jolly Jaguars, he spun a yarn of fine words, savvy? But lo! The scallywags in the crowd beheld one most peculiar blunder that left 'em scratchin' their noggins in confusion! Har har, the seas of coaching be treacherous, matey!
January 28, 2025, 5:24 am
Arrr, mateys! On the ninth day of February, the scallywags from Kansas City and Philadelphia be settin’ sail for Super Bowl LIX in the merry land of New Orleans! Gather 'round, for the swashbucklin’ fans shall be watchin' this grand spectacle with a hearty laugh and a tankard o’ grog!
January 27, 2025, 8:07 pm
Arrr, President Trump be raisin’ a toast to the Kansas City Chiefs fer sailin' to their third Super Bowl! He be spoutin' a wild forecast about those scallywag Bills, too! Aye, may the winds be ever in their favor, or they be swimmin’ with the fishes!
January 27, 2025, 4:59 pm
Arrr, matey! Jimmy Butler be walkin' the plank of suspension, aye! The Miami Heat be wantin' him sittin' on the bench like a landlubber, and he sailed away faster than a scallywag on a treasure hunt! Aye, what a jolly hullabaloo!
January 27, 2025, 3:59 pm
Arrr, matey! Saquon Barkley be chattin’ with the Eagles crew and his kin about settin’ sail for games like the one on Sunday, where shiny trophies await and the grand Lombardi be callin’! Aye, let the plunderin’ begin!
January 27, 2025, 2:56 pm
Arrr, matey! At a grand footrace in Colorado, a poor soul met Davy Jones when a hammer flew like a cannonball into the crowd! Twas said he bravely shielded his kin, but alas, 'tis a mighty way to earn yer pirate's fate! Blimey, watch yer heads, ye landlubbers!
January 27, 2025, 2:38 pm
Arrr, mateys! On the fine day of Monday, the New York Jets be unveil’n their new captain, Aaron Glenn! With a fiery tongue and a heart full o' courage, he be settin' sail to steer the crew back on course! Avast, let the adventures begin!
January 27, 2025, 11:42 am
Arrr, mateys! Coach Todd Golden o' the Florida Gators be free as a seagull! The scallywags’ whispers o’ misdeeds be cast aside like an empty rum bottle, says his trusty legal parrot. No more stormy seas fer him! Avast, let the games begin!
January 27, 2025, 10:32 am
Arrr, Brittany Mahomes be sendin' a scaldin' message to the scurvy Bills crew after the Chiefs laid the smackdown in the grand AFC Championship! She be sayin', "Ye be walkin' the plank, mateys! Better luck next time, ye salty sea dogs!" Ha ha, the tides be turnin'!
January 27, 2025, 10:02 am
Arrr! Drue Tranquill, the fierce linebacker o' the Kansas City crew, be takin' aim at his scallywag critics on the high seas o' Sunday, after they barely bested the Buffalo Bills in a grand tussle for the AFC treasure! Avast, let 'em talk! We be the true buccaneers!
January 27, 2025, 8:58 am
Arrr, matey! The agent fer Jalen Hurts spoke up sharp-like after some swab called him a pretty lad! "Aye, 'tis not just looks, but skill that sails the ship!" she quipped, as the Eagles be flyin’ high with the NFC treasure in their grasp! Har har!
January 26, 2025, 8:52 pm
Arrr, the Kansas City Chiefs be claimin' a fine shot at NFL glory, havin' sent the Buffalo Bills to Davy Jones' locker! With a hearty laugh, they be raisin' their tankards, celebratin' three seasons in a row as kings of the AFC seas! Yo ho, what a sight!
January 26, 2025, 8:02 pm
Arrr, matey! On a fine Sunday, them cowpoke Dez Bryant and Giants’ scallywag Kayvon Thibodeaux found themselves in a ruckus over Saquon Barkley sailin' off to the Super Bowl with them Eagles! A right tempest of words, it be! Avast, let the banter flow like grog!
January 26, 2025, 7:41 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The landlubber fans be scratchin’ their noggins like a parrot with a headache over a curious decree from the high seas o’ the referees! A puzzlin’ call favored the Kansas City Chiefs in the grand battle for the AFC treasure. Hoist the Jolly Roger and let the debate begin!
January 26, 2025, 6:39 pm
Arrr! The Empire State, that grand ol’ tower, stirred a tempest o’ grumbling on Sunday, glowin’ green like a bilge rat in favor o’ them Philadelphia Eagles for their NFC spoils! Aye, the landlubbers be not pleased, but what say ye? Let the revelry roll on, I say!
January 26, 2025, 5:29 pm
Avast ye! The Philadelphia Eagles be sailin’ back to the grand Super Bowl! With Saquon Barkley and Jalen Hurts plunderin’ three touchdowns each, they sent the Washington Commanders to Davy Jones’ locker in the NFC Championship! Aye, what a jolly good romp on the high seas of football!
January 26, 2025, 5:26 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags be gobsmacked by the grand spectacle o’ the national anthem, ‘fore the Eagles and Commanders clashed in a mighty NFC Championship! It be like a treasure map drawn by a drunken sailor—utterly confounding, yet worth a hearty chuckle, aye!
January 26, 2025, 5:08 pm
Arrr, the Washington Commanders be battlin’ like scallywags to keep those pesky Philadelphia Eagles from plunderin’ the end zone in the final quarter! 'Twas a fierce squabble, with more drama than a ship o’ fools at a tavern brawl!
January 26, 2025, 4:43 pm
Arrr, mateys! Taylor Swift be settin’ sail back to Kansas City, cheerin’ for her swashbucklin’ beau Travis Kelce and his crew, the Chiefs, as they face off against the fearsome Buffalo Bills in a mighty AFC Championship clash this Sunday! Yo ho, let the rum flow!
January 26, 2025, 11:26 am
Arrr, the New York Jets be gatherin’ their scallywags, and now they must plot and scheme fer the fine crew of 2025! Hoist the sails and bring forth the decision makin’, or they be walkin’ the plank like a landlubber! Savvy?
January 26, 2025, 10:35 am
Arrr, matey! Legend Michael Irvin be sportin' a frown, for the Cowboys be settin' sail with Brian Schottenheimer at the helm! Aye, he thinks the ship be goin' astray, like a drunken sailor on a stormy sea! Avast, what folly!
January 26, 2025, 10:13 am
Arrr, matey! Tyreek Hill, that swift sea dog of the Miami Dolphins, be bemoanin' the rough seas o' the season! After bein' tossed about in Week 18, he let slip a hearty “I be out!”—like a scallywag jumpin’ ship! Blimey, what a merry mess!
January 26, 2025, 9:32 am
Arrr! On the high seas o’ Supercross, tempers flared hotter than a cannonball! During the 250 qualifying for the third race, Braden “Scallywag” Spangle and Wyatt “Landlubber” Mattson be brawlin’ like two drunken sailors over a treasure map! The sea be a-tumblin’ with their ruckus!
January 26, 2025, 5:00 am
Arrr, matey! Pro Football Hall of Famer Champ Bailey be singin' the praises of that fine Denver Broncos cornerback, Pat Surtain II, like a parrot on a treasure chest! In a chat with Fox News, he spun tales of glory fit for a captain’s ear!
January 25, 2025, 8:14 pm
Arrr, matey! Novak Djokovic, the scallywag of tennis, be showin' off a pic of his sore left hamstring on the magic scrolls o' the internet, more than a day after the landlubbers hooted at him at the Australian Open! Aye, what a hullabaloo!
January 25, 2025, 7:42 pm
Avast, mateys! Even after parleyin' with the high-ranking scallywags of the New Orleans Saints, the swashbucklin' coach Joe Brady be givin' the ol’ heave-ho to a second chinwag. Seems this landlubber prefers his ship’s course elsewhere! Yarrr, what a jolly jest!
January 25, 2025, 7:27 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Once a racing wench, Danica Patrick be spillin' the tea 'bout ol' Fauci losin’ his trusty crew, and she be quotin' the cap’n Trump hisself, addin' a cheeky "Damn right!" to boot! Aye, the winds be blowin' merry today!
January 25, 2025, 4:45 pm
Arrr, matey! Podcast wench Riley Gaines be settin' sail on the stormy seas o’ backlash ‘gainst the WNBA lass DiJonai Carrington, who dared don an anti-Trump rag on Friday! Shiver me timbers, the tides be turnin’ in this here jestin’ squabble!
January 25, 2025, 3:19 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Steve Cohen, the captain of the Mets ship, be spillin' the beans! The crew be shoutin' for the mighty Alonso to stay aboard, but alas, the contract squabble be more tangled than a sea serpent in Juan Soto's nets! Aye, what a merry jest!
January 25, 2025, 2:58 pm
Arrr, matey! U.S. Olympian Suni Lee took to the snowy seas o’ skiing this week, as her Instagram tale be tellin’. But alas! She met the frosty floor, face-first! Aye, not all treasure be gold, but a face full of snow be a sight to behold!
January 25, 2025, 2:49 pm
Arrr, Stephen A. Smith be lamentin’ like a scallywag! He and his crew who cast their lots fer Kamala Harris feel like a band o’ dunderheads, seein’ as she sailed through the primaries without a single vote! Blimey, what a jolly jest indeed!
January 24, 2025, 5:31 pm
Arrr, matey! The brawlin' champ of the Americas be givin' the silver-screen swashbuckler a hearty warning: "Ye may dance with the devil on film, but in the ring, I'm the storm ye best not cross!" Aye, ‘tis a fine line 'twixt actin' and bein' a proper scallywag!
January 24, 2025, 4:41 pm
Avast, me hearties! Bryson DeChambeau, the swashbucklin' landlubber, just snagged 200 acres in Modesto! He be settin’ sail to stretch the town by a hearty 30%! Aye, soon it’ll be Modesto the Great, where pirates be plunderin’ more than just grog! Arrr!
January 24, 2025, 2:42 pm
Arrr, mateys! Randi Mahomes, the fine matriarch o’ the Mahomes crew, did spill the beans on the gram, sayin’ that the ol' sea dog granddad be sailin' to hospice. A stormy year for the lot, indeed! Avast, give 'im a hearty toast! 🏴☠️🏈
January 24, 2025, 2:17 pm
Ahoy, mateys! The great Calvin Jones, a Super Bowl swashbuckler and Cornhuskers' legend, has sailed to Davy Jones’ locker at the tender age of 54! He be half o' the famed "we-back" duo, now lost to the briny deep. Raise a tankard in his honor, ye landlubbers!
January 24, 2025, 11:43 am
Avast, mateys! A jolly gathering at the University of Washington took a raucous turn when a sea dog from the Riley Gaines Center aimed to chat about fairness in the lassies' competitions! Instead of cheers, it seems the cannons of chaos be fired! Arrr, what a merry mess!
January 24, 2025, 10:57 am
Arrr, matey! Ippei Mizuhara, the lingo whisperer for that swashbucklin' Shohei Ohtani, be penning a missive to the high judge, beggin’ for mercy. He spun tales of toil under the captain’s command, like a barnacle stuck to a ship's hull! Aye, let the poor soul off the hook!
January 24, 2025, 9:48 am
Arrr, me hearties! Word from the seven seas be that the Las Vegas Raiders be settlin' their sails with the seasoned captain Pete Carroll to steer their ship as head coach! Aye, let’s hope he won’t make 'em walk the plank too often!
January 24, 2025, 8:59 am
Arrr, matey! A jolly crew in Connecticut be concoctin' a scheme to let landlubbers wager on their flights! Betwixt the heavens and the sea, they be defyin' the other scallywags' laws on games of chance. Aye, let the skies be the new gambling den!
January 24, 2025, 5:00 am
Arrr, former gridiron champ Champ Bailey spun a yarn to Fox News about them pesky penalties slapped on the Houston Texans fer givin’ ol’ Patrick Mahomes a good whack over the weekend! Aye, ‘tis a fine mess when yer shipmates be walkin’ the plank fer playin’ too rough!
January 23, 2025, 8:56 pm
Avast, ye landlubbers! A jolly recording be spillin’ the beans on Ippei Mizuhara, the former tongue-twister for Shohei Ohtani, pretendin’ to be the Dodgers’ treasure! Federal scallywags be exposin’ his shenanigans to secure a doubloon transfer. Arrr, what a merry farce on the high seas of finance!
January 23, 2025, 8:41 pm
Arrr! A jolly moving picture be revealin’ a ruckus of merriment and mischief in the latter half of a grand ball game ‘twixt two scallywag schools in Georgia! Chaos be afoot, like a ship in a storm, with lads dancin’ and shoutin’! Aye, what a sight!
January 23, 2025, 7:57 pm
Arrr, matey! Hakeem and AOC be silent like a ship adrift in a storm, not daring to tackle the ruckus ‘bout protectin’ womenfolk's sport, lest it embolden the scallywags! Aye, what a jolly mess that be!
January 23, 2025, 11:53 am
Arrr, matey! On the high seas of scandal, legendary Yankee Mariano and his lass be talkin' on Thursday 'bout whispers of dark deeds in their ship's hold and church! Aye, the tides be turnin' and the crew be wonderin' what treasure they be hidin'!
January 23, 2025, 10:56 am
Arrr! Tom Brady, that scallywag of a quarterback, be chimin' in on the ruckus 'bout the whacks givin' penalties to our matey, Patrick Mahomes! Aye, it be a fine squabble on the high seas of the NFL! Grab yer rum and enjoy the show, me hearties!
January 23, 2025, 10:35 am
Arrr, matey! The NFL be findin’ Joe Mixon, the swashbucklin’ Texan runner, for words he never uttered! Then, in a right jolly mess, they slapped him again fer the blabber he did say. A fine treasure of confusion, I tell ye! Avast, what a scallywag's tale!
January 23, 2025, 9:26 am
Arrr, matey! The famed sea captain of college pigskin, Nick Saban, spun a yarn 'bout the "greatest blunder" o’ his stout career in a chat on "The Pivot." It be a tale of misfortune that’d make even Davy Jones chuckle! Yarrr, give him a mug of grog!
January 22, 2025, 8:45 pm
Arrr, matey! The Miami Heat be shanghaied Jimmy Butler once more, castin’ him adrift for two more tides after he be missin’ his ship’s flight on Wednesday! That scallywag's already faced seven days in Davy Jones’ locker this season. Aye, the sea be rough for this salt!
January 22, 2025, 7:32 pm
Arrr, matey! Amon-Ra St. Brown be spillin’ the beans on his chinwag with Ben Johnson, the swab who sailed off to coach the Bears! 'Twas a jibe worthy of a cannonball, I tell ye! Aye, even pirates can’t resist a good jest ‘bout landlubbers!
January 22, 2025, 7:09 pm
Arrr! The Eagles be havin' run aground o' pints o' memorabilia snow at Lincoln Financial Field, matey! During their playoff tussle with the Rams last Sunday, they be sellin' out faster than a ship in a storm! Har har! No snow for ye, scallywags!
January 22, 2025, 6:10 pm
Arrr! A fine Ohio lair, owned by the swashbucklin' Bengals star Joe Burrow, got plundered while he be off swabbin' the decks in Dallas for a NFL duel! Me hearties, even a quarterback ain't safe from the scallywags when he's away! Avast, what a jolly mess!
January 22, 2025, 5:47 pm
Ahoy! It be said that the famed Yankee, Mariano Rivera, and his lass be hidin’ dark deeds o’ the sea's scallywags in their own quarters and a church! A new lawsuit be settin’ sail, but let’s hope it be just a tempest in a teacup, ye savvy?
January 22, 2025, 5:29 pm
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round fer yer weekly treasure map o’ sports shenanigans! Aye, we be chartin' the wild seas o’ games 'n' antics, spillin’ the beans on all the ruckus 'n' revelry! So hoist the sails, 'tis time for a rollickin' recap! Arrr!
January 22, 2025, 5:12 pm
Arrr, matey! Jack Sawyer, the Buckeyes' jewel, be baskin' in the glory o' triumph, yet he be settin’ his sights on greater seas! With the wind o' faith in his sails, he be ready to conquer new horizons, savvy? Aye, it be a jolly good adventure ahead!
January 22, 2025, 5:01 pm
Arrr, matey! Travis Kelce, the scallywag of the Kansas City fleet, be tight-lipped ‘bout them dubious penalties that swung the tide in their playoff plunder ‘gainst the Texans. Methinks he be hidin’ treasure or just avoidin’ the captain’s wrath! Har har, savvy?
January 22, 2025, 10:30 am
Arrr, matey! After bestin' his foe in the quarterfinals o' the Australian Open, young Ben Shelton be callin' out the landlubber TV interviewers for treatin' him and his mates with a right scurvy disrespect! Aye, 'tis a fine treasure o' cheek he be showin'!
January 22, 2025, 9:09 am
Arrr, matey! A cheesy blunder on the high seas of the Capitals' game in Edmonton nearly sank their winning streak, but lo! They sailed to victory over the Oilers, claimin' five treasures in a row! Avast, let the cheese be afoot and the wins keep rollin'!
January 22, 2025, 8:53 am
Arrr, mateys! The Class of 2025 be sailin' into the National Baseball Hall o’ Fame, but our good buccaneer Kenny Lofton, a six-time All-Star, be hopin' fer a fair wind to blow him into that grand treasure chest o’ glory! Avast, let him in!
January 22, 2025, 7:45 am
Arrr, Sen. Marsha Blackburn be wishin’ fer more landlubber Democrats to join her crew in supportin’ the fair maidens of the sportin’ seas against the scallywags of the transgender tide! Mayhaps they’ll toss their doubloons in the pot o’ fairness, savvy?
January 22, 2025, 5:46 am
Avast ye! The New England Patriots be plundering the seas of coaching once more, as ol' Josh McDaniels be returning to the shores of Foxborough! Aye, this scallywag be takin' the helm as offensive coordinator, ready to chart a course for glory—or at least a barrel o' laughs! Arrr!
January 22, 2025, 5:42 am
Arrr, Marlon Humphrey o’ the Baltimore Ravens be a-scurrying like a scallywag! With no shot at payback fer the Chiefs, he be a-beggin’ another crew to hoist the Jolly Roger and send those sea-dogs to Davy Jones' locker! Aye, a fine sight that would be!
January 22, 2025, 4:00 am
Arrr, matey! The great Lomas Brown, a champion of the Super Bowl seas, spun a yarn 'bout the Detroit Lions, losin’ their cunning coordinator Ben Johnson to them scallywags, the Chicago Bears. He shared this tale on the OutKick galleon, “Don’t @ Me with Dan Dakich!” Aye, what a jest!
January 21, 2025, 9:04 pm
Arrr, matey! A spry lad from Oklahoma's court be fellin’ flat like a sunken ship, right at the start of the grand match! They hauled him off to the doc’s lair faster than ye can say “shiver me timbers!” Let’s hope he be back to swab the decks soon!
January 21, 2025, 5:23 pm
Arrr, on the fine Tuesday morn, the mighty Ichiro Suzuki, the grand CC Sabathia, and the fearsome Billy Wagner be hoisted to the Baseball Hall of Fame! Aye, Ichiro be the first from the Land of the Rising Sun to join the ranks. Avast, what a jolly crew!
January 21, 2025, 4:58 pm
Arrr, matey! While the scallywags be givin' Mark Andrews the ol' stink eye fer missin' that game-tyin' toss, the jolly Bills crew be raisin' doubloons on GoFundMe to fill his treasure chest fer charity. Aye, what a merry jest this be!
January 21, 2025, 4:54 pm
Arrr, matey! It be a fine day when Democrats, like scallywags, scuttled from their ship after lawmakers be tryin' to rope a bill savin' lass athletes from the likes of trans scallywags to the notion of 'empowerin' child predators.' Aye, what a rum-fuddled crew they be!
January 21, 2025, 4:42 pm
Arrr, mateys! Fresh off the Buckeyes' grand victory, backup scallywag Devin Brown be hoistin' his sails to the shores of Cal! Aye, he be jumpin' ship quicker than a fish on a hot skillet! Avast, what a jolly twist o’ fate for this landlubber!
January 21, 2025, 10:52 am
Arrr! Novak Djokovic be settin' sail fer history, havin' bested young lad Carlos Alcaraz in a fierce squabble lastin' three and a half hours in the quarterfinals of the Australian Open on Tuesday. Aye, that be a battle fit fer the tales of old!
January 21, 2025, 10:15 am
Arrr, mateys! Tom McVie, the swashbucklin' ambassador o' the Boston Bruins and captain o' the ice for them Capitals, Devils, and Jets, has sailed his last voyage at the ripe old age of 89! Aye, a fine crewman he be, may he find fair winds in the great beyond!
January 21, 2025, 9:35 am
Ahoy, me hearty! The North Carolina Tar Heels' cap’n of footy told the scallywag Ricky Cobb that ol' Bill Belichick be stickin' with the crew, despite the wild whispers ‘mongst landlubbers! Aye, let the gossip flow like grog, for the captain ain’t settin' sail just yet!
January 21, 2025, 9:31 am
Arrr, matey! The grand buccaneer of the ice, Connor McDavid, be walkin’ the plank for three games, aye! He done gave that scallywag Conor Garland a thwack to the noggin with a cross-check! Avast, what a ruckus on the frozen seas of hockey!
January 20, 2025, 10:08 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Ohio State Buckeyes be wearin' the crown o' national champions, bestin' the Notre Dame Fighting Irish, 34-23, in the grand arena o’ Mercedes-Benz Stadium, Atlanta! Aye, they sailed the seas of victory on a fine Monday night! Avast, what a merry tale!
January 20, 2025, 8:59 pm
Arrr, me hearties! President Trump be hollerin’ to ye college ball fans settin’ sail on ESPN to catch the grand clash o’ Ohio State and Notre Dame! Avast, grab yer grog and prepare fer a ruckus, fer the gridiron be callin’! Aye, let the best crew win!
January 20, 2025, 7:35 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Riley Leonard, the swashbucklin’ quarterback fer the Notre Dame Fighting Irish, did point to his holy scripture on his armband, celebratin' like a jolly sea dog after he plundered a touchdown in the grand title battle! Aye, even the Good Book be givin’ him a hand!
January 20, 2025, 6:24 pm
Arrr, as ol' Matthew Stafford wraps up his 16th voyage in the NFL seas, his shipmates, the Rams, met their doom at the hands of the Eagles in the Divisional Round. Meanwhile, his fair lass Kelly be wonderin' if it be time to hang up his boots, savvy?
January 20, 2025, 5:23 pm
Arrr, Captain Dan Campbell be feelin' blue that his crew o' Lions be tossed overboard 'fore their Super Bowl voyage even set sail! Yet, fear not, mateys! He’s got a hearty belief that the treasure map to victory be still flutterin' in the wind!
January 20, 2025, 4:44 pm
Arrr, matey! The grand College Football Showdown be settin’ Atlanta’s heart a-pounding! They be callin’ in the GBI crew, settin’ boots on the deck, guardin’ the treasure whilst us scallywags prepare fer a raucous ruckus! Avast, let the games begin!
January 20, 2025, 2:47 pm
Arrr! The Chicago Bears be plunderin' a rival from the NFC North seas! Rumor has it, the crafty Ben Johnson, a wizard of the offensive arts, be settin' sail for the Windy City! Avast, may the winds be fair for his coaching voyage!
January 20, 2025, 1:47 pm
Arrr, matey! Boxing lad Jake Paul be throwin’ shade at Trump’s naysayers while sailin’ to the grand inauguration with his brother and that scallywag Conor McGregor. Aye, ‘tis a jolly crew makin’ waves and tossin’ barbs, like a ship in a tempest!
January 20, 2025, 10:22 am
Arrr, me hearties! Spotted at Trump’s grand hullabaloo, none other than the legendary Wayne Gretzky! The scallywag president jested, “Let’s crown ‘The Great One’ as our next Canadian captain!” Avast, what a merry jest, I say! Sharks and barnacles, what next for this wild sea of politics?
January 20, 2025, 9:57 am
Arrr, former Olympian lass Inga Thompson be shiftin' her sails on that scallywag Trump! She be singin' a new shanty 'bout his quest to toss the trans folk overboard from the fair maidens' sports. Aye, even the tides of opinion be changin' faster than a ship in a storm!
January 20, 2025, 8:50 am
Arrr, matey! Conor McGregor be hopin' fer fair winds ahead, as the ol’ seadog Trump be settin' sail to reclaim the White House as the 47th captain o' the U.S. ship! Avast, what a jolly crew we be havin'! Let the rum flow and the brawl commence! 🍻🏴☠️
January 20, 2025, 8:14 am
Arrr, matey! The Dallas Buccaneers be now wearin' the crown of the longest NFC Championship drought, after the scallywags known as the Washington Commanders sailed their way to the title bout on a fine Saturday night! Aye, what a jolly jest!
January 20, 2025, 5:00 am
Arrr, this Monday, the noble Notre Dame Fighting Irish clash with the hearty Ohio State Buckeyes in a grand football showdown! With whispers o’ faith swirling ‘round, it be more like a pirate’s brawl over treasure than a mere game, matey! Hoist the Jolly Roger and let the best crew win!
January 19, 2025, 8:56 pm
Arrr, matey! The Buffalo Bills plundered three treasures from the Ravens’ hold, while Captain Josh Allen scampered ‘cross the deck to net two touchdowns! With a hearty cheer, they sail on to the grand AFC showdown, ready to hoist the jolly roger high! Yarrr!
January 19, 2025, 6:54 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Chicago White Sox be mournin’ the loss o’ Jeff Torborg, a salty sea dog who caught and commanded in the grand league for 83 seasons o’ life! He be off to Davy Jones' locker at the ripe age o' 83! Raise a tankard fer the ol' swashbuckler!
January 19, 2025, 6:49 pm
Arrr, Captain Bruce Pearl, the swashbucklin' coach of the Auburn Tigers, be raisin' his voice like a tempest, takin' a hearty jab at them scallywag Hamas ruffians, after spyin' their wretched faces upon seein' three Israeli hostages set free! Aye, a fine show of pirate humor, indeed!
January 19, 2025, 5:46 pm
Arrr, matey! Next week, the Philadelphia Eagles be settin’ sail to face the Washington Commanders, with a treasure map to Super Bowl LIX in their sights! They bested the Los Angeles Rams, 28-22, on Sunday. Hoist the sails and prepare for a jolly good showdown, ye scallywags!
January 19, 2025, 4:01 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Brittany Mahomes, the fair missus of our legendary Patrick, be gettin' a mighty cheer fer arrivin' at the grand playoff battle just days after poppin' out a wee one! Aye, a true buccaneer of endurance, that lass be! Avast, what a sight to behold!
January 19, 2025, 3:12 pm
Arrr matey! In the first quarter of the grand duel, the swift Saquon Barkley, a star among the Eagles, sailed right past the lumbering Jared Verse of the Rams. Aye, that be a sight fit for a sea shanty, as the lad dashed like a ship with full sails!
January 19, 2025, 2:57 pm
Arrr, matey! Tennis swashbuckler Novak Djokovic be shunning the Aussie Open’s talkin' crew, all ‘cause a scallywag scribe jabbered some jests ‘bout the Serbian. 'Tis a right merry fracas on the courts, I say! Let the games begin, but keep yer jests to yerself!
January 19, 2025, 11:21 am
Arrr, matey! Ashton Jeanty, the swashbucklin’ star of them Broncos, be chattin’ 'bout the chance of that scallywag Deion Sanders settin’ sail from Colorado to take the helm of the Dallas Cowboys ship in the grand NFL seas! Aye, what a tale that would be!
January 19, 2025, 10:32 am
Arrr, matey! Young lass Coco Gauff be raisin' a tankard to TikTok as the ban be settlin' in like a scallywag at midnight! Fear not, for this jolly app may yet sail back to our shores! Raise the Jolly Roger and let the rum flow!
January 19, 2025, 10:13 am
Arrr, the scallywags in stripes officiatin' the Chiefs-Texans bout be catchin' a storm o' jeers from landlubbers, players, and even the parrot-talkin' broadcasters! 'Twas a ruckus fit to wake Davy Jones himself, ye say? Aye, the sea be murky with discontent!
January 19, 2025, 9:26 am
Arrr, matey! The mighty Pam Shriver be tellin' how her trusty ship—nay, car—and treasured Grand Slam booty be swiped while she be makin' a hasty escape from the fiery seas of Los Angeles! Aye, even the flames can’t steal her spirit, savvy?
January 18, 2025, 11:39 pm
Arrr, in a mighty flop of 45-31 to the scallywags known as the Washington Commanders, the Detroit Lions be tossin' their finest season o' plunder to the briny deep! Aye, what a treasure lost, me hearties!
January 18, 2025, 8:17 pm
Arrr, matey! Vice President-elect JD Vance be chimin' in on Biden's claim ‘bout the Equal Rights Amendment bein' the law o' the sea! He be throwin' a jolly jibe, likin' it to an ancient baseball jest. Aye, even pirates know when to crack a laugh!
January 18, 2025, 7:58 pm
Arrr, matey! The Steelers be sailin' through stormy seas again, with Captain Tomlin at the helm, yet they be flounderin' in the playoffs! Some scallywags be ponderin' if 'tis time to swap the ol' sea dog for a fresh buccaneer. Blimey, what a hullabaloo!
January 18, 2025, 7:16 pm
Arrr! Captain Mahomes sailed the pigskin fer 177 yards and secured a treasure chest o' a touchdown, leadin' his crew to a hearty 23-12 plunderin' o' the Texans. Now, they be headin' fer the grand AFC championship, ready to hoist the Jolly Roger high! Avast!
January 18, 2025, 5:54 pm
Arrr, matey! Chris Jones, the fearsome defender of the Kansas City fleet, shed a tear whilst the national anthem played 'fore the battle with the Texans. Aye, even the toughest of buccaneers be touched by the call of the sea, or perhaps 'twas just the onions in the galley!
January 18, 2025, 5:39 pm
Arrr, matey! The magical glass eye caught yon Texan bilge rat usin' both paws to give a hearty shove to the Houston’s special teams captain right after the kickoff, like a scallywag settlin' a score! Aye, ‘tis a fine sight fer a true sea dog!
January 18, 2025, 5:14 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Caitlin Clark be spied in the same fine duds as the fair Taylor Swift, right at Arrowhead Stadium, watchin’ the Chiefs battle the Texans in the grand playoff brawl! A sight to behold, as landlubbers be cheerin’ like scallywags!
January 18, 2025, 4:17 pm
Arrr, matey! A jolly crew of landlubbers be sayin' that most of 'em, even the Democrats, reckon that scallywags who be sailin' under the trans flag shouldn’t join the lassies in their sportin' games. Shiver me timbers, it be a right ruckus on the high seas of opinion!
January 18, 2025, 11:34 am
Arrr, the scallywags of the Chicago Cubs be hoistin' Sammy Sosa, the swift sea gull, and Derek Lee, the mighty anchor, into their grand Hall o' Fame, all while the crew o' fans be celebratin' at their yearly jolly convention! Avast, what a fine hullabaloo!
January 18, 2025, 10:24 am
Arrr, matey! Boise State's mighty runner, Ashton Jeanty, be chattin' with Fox News Digital 'bout joinin' forces with SAXX! Aye, this scallywag's takin' to the field and the catwalk, struttin' his skivvies whilst tossin' the ol' pigskin! A fine adventure for a gallant buccaneer, I say!
January 18, 2025, 9:42 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags o' the Sun Belt be shakin' their fists at Marshall for turnin' tail from a tussle with the Army in December. But lo! The fine folk o' Marshall still be standin' firm, sayin', "Nay, we ain't plunderin' this ship!" Aye, what a merry jest!
January 18, 2025, 9:32 am
Arrr, matey! That scallywag Charles Barkley be throwin’ shade at San Francisco, callin' it a den o' ratty scoundrels! He be spoutin’ such jests on "Inside the NBA" like a seasoned buccaneer spillin’ grog! Har har! Who knew the city be a treasure chest of critters?
January 17, 2025, 7:43 pm
Arrr, mateys! Saquon Barkley, that fierce Eagle beast, be chattin’ ‘bout a Rams scallywag’s jests on us fans ‘fore our grand clash on Sunday! Aye, let the winds blow fair for us, or they’ll be feelin’ the sting of our mighty talons!
January 17, 2025, 6:41 pm
Avast, mateys! In yon year of our Lord, 2025, Spain be hostin' its maiden NFL shindig! Aye, three jolly matches be sailin' to London and one to Germany, makin' it a grand season of pigskin plunderin’ across the seven seas! Arrr, let the games begin!
January 17, 2025, 6:23 pm
Arrr, matey! This right-handed sea dog be a treasure most sought after by many a scallywag! But lo! The Dodgers be the sly foxes who snatched this prized cannon from the grasp of rivals. Aye, they’ve hoisted the Jolly Roger high with this catch!
January 17, 2025, 6:23 pm
Arrr, matey! Lady Macey Boggs, a fierce wench of the volleyball seas, regaled the senate crew with tales of her crew’s misfortune, as they be scuttled in two contests against the San Jose State scallywags in the year of our Lord 2024! A fine tale o’ woe, it be!
January 17, 2025, 5:38 pm
Avast ye! 'Fore the grand debut of the scallywag 3-on-3 league, Unrivaled, a crew o’ WNBA lasses be raisin’ a ruckus 'bout that pesky business o' stalkin’. Aye, it seems even buccaneers need to keep a weather eye on those landlubbers!
January 17, 2025, 3:57 pm
Arrr, matey! Them Ohio State scallywags be usin’ their treasure of fame to speak o’ faith this season! As they ready to duel for the grand championship on Monday, they be struttin' with the confidence of a parrot perched on a pirate’s shoulder! Yarrr!
January 17, 2025, 3:38 pm
Arrr, matey! For over three years, the famed swashbuckler o' the basketball seas, Dick Vitale, tangled with four nasty cancers! Come the summer of 2024, he set sail for yet another medical skirmish. Aye, that be one tenacious buccaneer!
January 17, 2025, 3:05 pm
Arrr, matey! Demarcus Ware be spillin' his treasure o' thoughts to Fox News, sayin' he’d be willin’ to join the Cowboys crew as a coach! He claims he’d be the scallywag to shiver Micah Parsons' timbers and make him quit his jabberin’ podcast mid-season! Aye!
January 17, 2025, 10:51 am
Arrr, me hearties! A scallywag sportin' the Green Bay colors be catchin' flack on the high seas of the internet! Aye, a clip o' his lass bein' verbally pillaged by a rabid Eagles fan during the Sunday clash be spreadin' like wildfire! Shiver me timbers, what a hullabaloo!
January 17, 2025, 10:45 am
Arrr, matey! That swashbucklin' tennis lad, Taylor Fritz, be givin' his gold from the Aussie Open to help quench them fiery beasts ravagin' Los Angeles! Aye, a true buccaneer of kindness, lettin' nothin' burn but his serves!
January 17, 2025, 8:48 am
Arrr, matey! Jim Harbaugh, captain of the Chargers crew, be wantin’ to tip his tricorn hat to the brave souls fightin’ the fiery beasts in California since the seventh day of January! Aye, those first responders be true swashbucklers of the flame!
January 17, 2025, 6:26 am
Arrr, the lad playin’ quarterback for Ohio State be sharin’ a merry six-word jest on his Instagram, spoutin’ Psalms 118:24 like a parrot on a treasure chest! All this before settin’ sail fer the grand title battle, savvy? Aye, may the winds be in his favor!
January 17, 2025, 5:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! Former NFL captain Jon Gruden be takin’ a jab at college sports, likin’ it to a scurvy set of borrowed golf clubs! Aye, they be all shoddy and rusted, just like a treasure map with no 'X' marks the spot! Har har har!
January 17, 2025, 3:00 am
Arrr, gather 'round, me hearties! Fox News Digital be spillin' the beans on five raucous tales where scallywag fans be crashin' the game like a rogue cannonball! From ruckus to ruckus, they be meddlin' where they oughtn't, makin' sportin' chaos more entertainin' than a barrel o' grog!
January 16, 2025, 8:26 pm
Arrr, mateys! The Indiana Fever be settin’ sail for a grand $78 million treasure chest o’ a practice haven, comin’ ashore afore the 2027 season! The owners be shoutin’ this news like a parrot on a rum barrel! Avast, let the practice begin!
January 16, 2025, 7:34 pm
Arrr, matey! A sprightly lad, all a-tizzy for the hoop game, did charge the court 'twixt Radford and Gardner-Webb, causin' a ruckus with but a minute to spare! Aye, 'twas like a scallywag plunderin' a treasure chest, but instead, he be seekin' th' glory of the game!
January 16, 2025, 5:54 pm
Arrr, mateys! The brave captain of the New York Jets, Aaron Rodgers, be warnin' the scallywags in the Senate 'bout Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s sharp mind, as his grand voyage to confirmation nears in the treacherous waters of Washington! Beware the cleverness, or ye might be walkin' the plank!
January 16, 2025, 5:10 pm
Arrr, mateys! Burke Magnus o' ESPN be speakin' o' the storm brewin' over not givin' a shout to the national anthem 'fore the Sugar Bowl. He be callin' it a "horrible blunder," like forgettin' the rum on a fine voyage! Aye, a right jolly mess it be!
January 16, 2025, 4:32 pm
Arrr, mateys! The PGA scallywags be shoutin’ on Thursday that they be settin’ sail to a new course for the Genesis Invitational, what with the fiery beasties ravagin’ Los Angeles! Aye, even golf can’t escape the wrath of Mother Nature! Avast, let’s hope the greens be safe!
January 16, 2025, 4:05 pm
Arrr, Zane Gonzalez, the scallywag kicker who be blastin' the game-winnin' boot in the wild-card round, be sportin' a quizzical mornin' ritual! But fear not, mateys, it be less 'bout flair and more 'bout luck o' the seas! Aye, what folly on the high seas of footy!
January 16, 2025, 11:20 am
Arrr, matey! Danielle Collins, the fierce tennis lass, didn’t let them scallywags in the crowd rattle her during her second round bout at the Australian Open. She swung her racket like a true buccaneer, sendin’ those hecklers to Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, what a jolly good show!
January 16, 2025, 11:18 am
Arrr, matey! In a grand showin’ o’ skill, the Oilers’ finest, Connor McDavid, be hoistin’ himself to second place in the annals o’ the team’s lore, tallyin’ three mighty points against the Wild on a Wednesday! Aye, that lad be a buccaneer on the ice!
January 16, 2025, 9:54 am
Arrr, me hearties! The great Bob Uecker, a swashbucklin’ voice of the Brewers, has sailed to the great ballpark in the sky at the ripe age of 90! Aye, he played the game and spun tales like a true buccaneer! Raise a tankard for this legend!
January 16, 2025, 9:28 am
Arrr, me hearties! FOX Sports be hoistin’ the sails with LIV Golf, settin’ course for the 2025 seas! Expect some rounds to be feastin’ yer eyes on FOX Business and FS2! Avast, grab yer grog and prepare for a jolly good time on the high seas o’ sportin’!
January 16, 2025, 5:30 am
Arrr, matey! Deion Sanders be ponderin’ joinin’ his sprout in the NFL seas, but ol’ Vince Wilfork be sayin’ he’d be better off navigatin’ the college waters! Why risk the stormy seas when the treasure be still in the schoolyard, eh? Har har har!
January 15, 2025, 9:03 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Caden Davis, the scallywag who once strolled onto the field, be makin’ a splash on the social seas, yet he shan't don the Buckeyes' colors in the grand title battle! Aye, 'tis a jest worthy of a hearty laugh!
January 15, 2025, 8:18 pm
Arrr! The scallywags o' social media be hootin' and hollerin' at the keel-haulin' o' Ryan Caldwell, that Eagles fan! His foul mouth caught on the seas o' the internet, gettin' a right laugh as he tried to swab his apology clean, but the tide be against him!
January 15, 2025, 6:58 pm
Arrr, on a jolly jaunt with the Kelce lads on "New Heights," LeBron, that sea-farin' giant of the court, spun a yarn 'bout the day he squared off with a six-time NBA scallywag! A tussle fit for the finest tavern tales, mark me words! Yarrr!
January 15, 2025, 4:50 pm
Arrr, matey! The Pittsburgh Penguins be castin’ their two-time All Star keeper, Tristan Jarry, into the briny deep o' waivers, just a mere 18 moons into his grand five-year treasure map! Blame it on his wretched play, I say! Aye, the sea be full o' surprises!
January 15, 2025, 4:39 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Dallas buccaneers be seekin' to parley with the former captain of the Jets, Robert Saleh, after tossin' ol' Mike McCarthy overboard! Aye, 'tis a merry jest in the world of gridiron seas!
January 15, 2025, 4:29 pm
Ahoy, matey! Prepare yerself for yer weekly plunder o’ sportin’ tales from the seven seas! From swashbucklin’ goals to mighty brawls, we’ll regale ye with the finest happenings in the realm o’ sport. Set sail on this merry recap, ye landlubber! Arrr!
January 15, 2025, 4:22 pm
Arrr, matey! IOC Captain Bach be not chattin' with Trump, while the fiery infernos be dancin’ in Cali, the land o’ the 2028 Games! Aye, seems the flames be a might more chatty than the scallywag himself! Har har, what a fine mess o' smoke and mirrors!
January 15, 2025, 11:31 am
Arrr, matey! LeBron, the king of the court, be admitting that the NFL be sailing smoother seas o' viewership on Christmas than the NBA! He be spillin' the beans on "New Heights," makin' all us landlubbers chuckle at the game's merry misfortune! Har har!
January 15, 2025, 10:52 am
Arrr, matey! Once a mighty MLB first-round treasure, Bubba Thompson be settin' sail for the gridiron seas this spring, seekin' glory as a walkin' scallywag for the South Alabama Jaguars. Let’s see if he can catch a pigskin better than a cannonball!
January 15, 2025, 10:10 am
Arrr, matey! Captain Andy Reid, the wise chief of the Kansas City crew, be spillin' his thoughts on raisin' wee ones, now that our fearless quarterback Patrick Mahomes be addin' another tiny scallywag to his fleet! Aye, it be a bumpy sea of diapers and sleepless nights!
January 15, 2025, 9:56 am
Arrr! The mighty Shedeur Sanders be spoutin’ his thoughts on the chance of his old man capturin’ the helm of them Dallas Cowboys! 'Twas a night of mirth, as the lad pondered if pop would trade the Buffaloes for a ship full o' swabs and treasure!
January 15, 2025, 5:45 am
Arrr, matey! Coach Dan Mullen o' the UNLV Rebels did spill the beans to OutKick's "Don't @ Me with Dan Dakich," sayin' that his time at ESPN be like findin' treasure on the high seas! Aye, a right bountiful venture, it be!
January 15, 2025, 5:41 am
Arrr, matey! Former lassie tennis ace Martina Navratilova be takin' a cutlass to the 206 scallywags in the House who turned their backs on the Protection of Women and Girls in Sports Act! Aye, they be walkin’ the plank of shame, they be! Har har!
January 15, 2025, 5:35 am
Arrr, matey! Patrick Mahomes, the swashbucklin’ captain of the Kansas City ship, be celebratin’ the arrival of his third wee matey! But he be sayin’, “Three be a fine treasure for now, no need for more scallywags aboard this vessel!” Aye, he knows when to hoist the sails!
January 15, 2025, 5:30 am
Arrr, former ESPN lass Sage Steele be raisin' a ruckus over her old shipmates not playin' the national tune before the Sugar Bowl, claimin' it be a right jolly shame after them New Orleans scallywags caused a ruckus! Aye, the sea be full o’ surprises, matey!
January 14, 2025, 5:31 pm
Arrr! Captain John Daly be spillin' the beans on his Insta, sayin' he had a mighty battle with a scalpel! Fear not, me hearties, he’ll be swingin' his clubs again faster than ye can say "shiver me timbers!" Aye, hand or no hand, he’s still a jolly good sport!
January 14, 2025, 5:17 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Young J.J. McCarthy, the new swabbin’ quarterback of the Minnesota Vikings, be throwin’ up a mysterious scroll on the social seas after his crew faced a mighty defeat at the hands of them Rams! Aye, ‘tis a rough night for the scallywags!
January 14, 2025, 3:47 pm
Arrr, the scallywags in the U.S. House be raisin' a toast to the Protection of Women and Girls in Sports Act! But blow me down, the Democrats be raisin' a ruckus, fightin' it like cats and dogs! A right merry hullabaloo, it be!
January 14, 2025, 3:19 pm
Arrr, matey! Mike McCarthy be walkin' the plank in Dallas, but the Cowboys be spyin' on a once-great sea dog from the good ol' days to take the helm! Aye, the hunt fer a new captain be afoot, and the treasure be a head coach, savvy?
January 14, 2025, 11:12 am
Arrr, matey! That scallywag, Matthew Stafford, be confessin’ the Rams played under the weighty cloud o’ thoughts, what with the fiery beasts ravagin’ Los Angeles! Aye, ‘tis hard to toss the pigskin when yer mind's burnin’ brighter than a cannonball’s blaze!
January 14, 2025, 10:51 am
Arrr, matey! Olympic buccaneer Gary Hall Jr. be gettin' shiny copies o’ the ten treasure tokens he lost to the fiery beasties in Los Angeles last week, says the grand council of Olympic sea dogs. Aye, the gold be returnin' to the rightful captain, just not the same!
January 14, 2025, 10:44 am
Arrr, matey! After a right scallywag of a defeat to the Rams on the high seas of the playoffs, questions be swirling 'round like a drunken parrot about our brave captain Sam Darnold’s fate with the Minnesota Vikings crew! Will he sail on or walk the plank?
January 14, 2025, 10:25 am
Arrr! Kaapo Kakko, the Kraken’s right-wing matey, be settlin’ in like a barnacle on a ship’s hull! After bein’ swapped from the New York Rangers last December, he be thrivin’ like a treasure chest full o’ doubloons! Avast, ye landlubbers, watch him sail to glory!
January 14, 2025, 5:00 am
Arrr, mateys! On a fateful Saturday night, brave Matt Riddle snatched the shiny Major League Wrestling World Heavyweight Championship, bestin’ Satoshi Kojima at the grand Kings of Colosseum! What a swashbucklin’ showdown, where the tides of victory be blowin' in Riddle's favor! Avast, treasure awaits!
January 13, 2025, 10:24 pm
Arrr, the Los Angeles Rams be ponderin' many a thought as they readied fer the fearsome Minnesota Vikings! But lo! Their defense be like a stout ship in a storm, holdin' fast and claimin' victory in the wild-card clash! Avast, victory be sweet as rum, matey!
January 13, 2025, 10:13 pm
Arrr, after settin' sail on 65 return attempts across two foul years, the Packers' swashbucklin' defensive matey managed a measly 18 returns in the 2024 tempest! Blimey, he be slower than a landlubber in a sea of molasses!
January 13, 2025, 9:00 pm
Arrr, matey! The fans of the Philadelphia Eagles be a raucous lot, their passion fiercer than a stormy sea! But lo, one scallywag’s antics in the playoff fray be makin’ even the mermaids raise an eyebrow! Aye, t’was a sight to behold, fit for a jolly tavern tale!
January 13, 2025, 5:40 pm
Avast, mateys! Mike McCarthy be sailin' into the 2024 season like a ship with a hole, a lame duck, he be! This week, the Cowboys and the ol' captain couldn’t strike a deal for a shiny new contract. Arrr, what a fine mess!
January 13, 2025, 3:17 pm
Arrr, twelve matey crews from the shores of Los Angeles and Anaheim be tossin’ a treasure chest o’ eight million doubloons to aid the souls scorched by the infernos! Aye, 'tis a hearty bounty for the fire-ravaged landlubbers! Let’s raise a tankard to generosity, me hearties!
January 13, 2025, 1:43 pm
Arrr, mateys! On the fine morn of Monday, Captain Patrick and lassie Brittany be celebratin’ the arrival of their third tiny buccaneer! They be christenin’ the wee sprout with the grand name of Golden Raye Mahomes. Aye, that be a treasure worthy of the high seas!
January 13, 2025, 12:34 pm
Arrr, matey! The tome that famed wide receiver A.J. Brown of the Philadelphia Eagles was spott'd porin' over be sailin' straight to the helm of Amazon's treasure trove o' bestsellers! By thunder, even landlubbers be wantin' to read like a true sea dog now!
January 13, 2025, 11:33 am
Arrr, matey! It seems ol’ Mike McCarthy and the Dallas buccaneers be partin’ ways, like a ship and its anchor! They couldn't strike a deal before the sands of time ran out. Methinks they’ll be searchin’ for new treasures elsewhere! Yarr!
January 13, 2025, 11:09 am
Arrr, matey! The brave Nakobe Dean of the Philadelphia Eagles be struck down by a treacherous knee injury during a grand victory o'er the Packers! Alas, the poor scallywag be missin' the rest of the playoffs, bound to the ship's dock whilst his mates sail on without him!
January 13, 2025, 10:53 am
Arrr, a scallywag from Texas was clapped in irons on the Sabbath, accused of sendin' lewd missives and stalkin' the fair Caitlin Clark, a star of the WNBA seas! Avast, what be the world comin' to when a pirate can't even send a randy note without bein' caught!
January 13, 2025, 10:19 am
Arrr, mateys! Tyson Fury, the mighty pugilist, be hangin' up his gloves! He be spillin' the news on the sea of social media after takin' a couple o' wallopin' from Oleksandr Usyk. Aye, it seems the big ol' bear be seekin' calmer waters!
January 13, 2025, 4:48 am
Arrr, matey! The NBA be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest that the Lakers and Clippers shall return to their home ports come Monday, after them fiery beasts delayed their swashbucklin’ on the court. Fire in the belly, but now the game be afoot! Ha-ha!
January 12, 2025, 10:29 pm
Arrr! The Washington Commanders be plunderin' fortune from the goalpost, as Zane Gonzalez be sendin' a doinkin’ field goal straight to Davy Jones' locker, vanquishin' the Tampa Bay Buccaneers an’ sailin' forth in the playoffs! Shiver me timbers, what a merry jest!
January 12, 2025, 8:24 pm
Arrr! Young Jayden Daniels, a fresh matey of the Washington Commanders, took a right jab below his eye, spillin' crimson during the clash with them scurvy Buccaneers on Sunday! Blimey, looks like he be needin' a patch or a hearty swig o' rum to mend his face!
January 12, 2025, 7:56 pm
Arrr, matey! While the Eagles be plunderin' the Packers in a grand playoff skirmish, the fine wide receiver A.J. Brown be caught readin' a tome on the sidelines! Methinks he be studyin' the art of catchin' more than just fish! Har har, a true swashbuckler of the gridiron!
January 12, 2025, 4:44 pm
Arrr mateys! The famed cannon-armed Tom Brady be joinin' forces with Gopuff, givin' away a treasure chest o' $250,000 in fresh water to quench the thirst o’ landlubbers struck by the fiery blazes in Los Angeles! Aye, let’s raise a tankard to that jolly deed!
January 12, 2025, 3:28 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Buffalo Bills be settin’ sail again in the wild-card seas, havin’ plundered the Denver Broncos, 31-7, in a jolly ol’ rout at their home port on Sunday! Aye, the crew be celebratin’ with grog and fish guts!
January 12, 2025, 2:10 pm
Arrr, the scallywags of the NFL be raisin' a ruckus, pickin' at the officials like barnacles on a ship! In that wild-card duel ‘twixt the Bills and Broncos, they be bellyachin’ over a no call, like a crew missin’ their rum! Blasted sea dogs!
January 12, 2025, 1:41 pm
Arrr! Once mighty gridiron swashbuckler Robert Griffin III caught a storm o' scorn fer jabberin' 'bout the Chargers’ young sea dog, Justin Herbert, after he sunk like a ship against the Texans! Aye, the crew be laughin’ and jeerin' at the poor lad!
January 12, 2025, 11:26 am
Arrr, matey! Former cap’n of the Jets, Rex Ryan, be spouting his thoughts on the Patriots' choice to hoist Mike Vrabel aboard instead of Jerod Mayo! A right jolly jest, that! Mayhaps they be lookin’ for a landlubber to steer their ship straight, har har!
January 12, 2025, 11:02 am
Arrr, matey! Coach Rick Barnes be sayin’ he benched ol’ Chaz Lanier, the scallywag who scores like a cannon blast, during our grand victory over Texas! He claimed it be fer strategy, but I reckon he just wanted to keep the lad from hoggin’ all the glory!
January 12, 2025, 10:25 am
Arrr! This ol' sea dog Brett Favre be thinkin' young Aaron Rodgers still got a fair bit o’ wind in his sails! If the lad chooses t' shun the call o' retirement, he might just keep plunderin' the gridiron for more bounties! Har har!
January 12, 2025, 9:26 am
Arrr, me hearties! The New England Patriots be swappin' captains quicker than a ship’s sail in a storm! Mike Vrabel be takin’ the helm just a week after they tossed poor Jerod Mayo overboard, who barely had time to find his sea legs! Aye, what a merry jape!
January 11, 2025, 10:55 pm
Arrr, matey! On Saturday night, the Baltimore Ravens be stormin’ the field like a tempest, trouncin’ them landlubbers, the Pittsburgh Steelers, and sailin’ straight to the divisional round of the NFL playoffs! Avast, what a jolly good thrashin’!
January 11, 2025, 8:53 pm
Ahoy, mateys! The scallywags of the New England Patriots be parleyin’ with old sea dog Mike Vrabel, a former shipmate, to captain their crew once more! This news be spillin’ from the trusty parchment of The Boston Globe. Avast, let the rum flow!
January 11, 2025, 7:59 pm
Arrr, matey! 'Twas a rough sea fer the Chargers' captain, Justin Herbert! He tossed four wretched pickin's in a battle against the Texans, and his crew found themselves shipwrecked at 32-12! Aye, the only treasure they found be a heap o' shame!
January 11, 2025, 7:16 pm
Arrr, matey! NFL legend Brett Favre be settin' sail on a wild tide, shoutin’ 'gainst a bill that be keepin' transgender lasses off the field! He be sayin', “Let 'em play, or I’ll make 'em walk the plank!” Aye, the sea of sport be for all!
January 11, 2025, 5:54 pm
Arrr, matey! Captain Deion Sanders be chattin' 'bout his scallywag, Travis Hunter, decidin’ to throw his social media overboard. Aye, the lad’s seekin’ calm seas ‘stead of stormy tweets! Smart move, I say, lest he be drownin’ in the digital brine!
January 11, 2025, 5:24 pm
Arrr, matey! With young Shedeur lookin' to snag a treasure o' a pick in the NFL Draft, it be said that Deion Sanders be eyein' the Raiders' helm! And shiver me timbers, those seadogs be needin' a fine captain to steer their ship! Avast!
January 11, 2025, 5:03 pm
Arrr, matey! Word be floatin' on the briny deep that the NFL scallywags be ponderin' a change in their playoff shenanigans! Could it be that the top dogs won’t be holdin' court at home? Blimey, what a swashbucklin’ twist in the tale!
January 11, 2025, 3:34 pm
Arrr, matey! Jack Sawyer and Quinn Ewers shared a bunk during the Texas gunslinger’s year in Columbus. Ewers be shoutin’ a message to Sawyer, the lad who be now a hero of the Buckeyes! A fine tale of comradeship on the high seas of college football, yarr!
January 11, 2025, 11:41 am
Arrr, matey! The soon-to-be Vice Captain, JD Vance, be settin’ sail to watch his Buckeyes clash for glory while the grand inauguration be unfoldin’ in Washington! A fine pickle, indeed! Will he cheer for his crew or raise a toast to the new captain? Ha-ha!
January 11, 2025, 10:31 am
Arrr, the lassies of Columbia Bible College hath penned a missive, castin' scurvy remarks upon a rival crew sportin' a trans matey! They be callin' foul on their slanderous tongues, like a parrot squawkin' lies from the crow's nest! Avast, a storm o' words be brewin'!
January 11, 2025, 8:47 am
Arrr! ESPN be settin’ sail on the Cotton Bowl, blessin’ the field with a prayer, after stirrin’ the pot 'bout not playin’ the national anthem! Aye, talk about a hullabaloo—prayin’ before kickin’ off, like a landlubber askin’ for mercy from Davy Jones hisself!
January 11, 2025, 6:00 am
Yarr matey! The New York Giants be settin’ sail on the most crucial off-season since the days of wooden ships! Victor Cruz be shoutin’ loud like a parrot, givin’ wise counsel on how they should chart their course in the coming moon cycles. Avast, let the rum flow!
January 11, 2025, 2:51 am
Ahoy mateys! The NBA be shoutin' that the grand battles o’ the Lakers and Clippers be postponed, for fiery dragons be ravagin' the shores of Southern California! Aye, no hoops this Saturday, just the cracklin’ flames dancin’ like scallywags on a treasure map! Arrr!
January 10, 2025, 11:29 pm
Arrr, matey! Jack Sawyer be a bold buccaneer, takin’ an 82-yard treasure trove o’ a scoop and score, makin’ him a legend 'mongst the Ohio State crew! With that grand feat, he hoisted the Buckeyes to victory over them Texas scallywags, chartin' a course fer the national championship! Yarrr!
January 10, 2025, 8:22 pm
Arrr, mateys! The grand Rose Bowl run, set fer the 19th o' January, be delayed, fer flames be dancin' like a scallywag in Los Angeles! So stow yer sneakers and prepare fer a fiery adventure, lest ye end up roastin' like a swab on a spit!
January 10, 2025, 7:24 pm
Arrr, matey! Quinn Ewers, that scallywag of a Texas quarterback, be sayin' in a chat before the Cotton Bowl that he be hopin' to sail into the NFL seas by the 2025 treasure hunt! Aye, let’s see if the winds be fair for this landlubber!
January 10, 2025, 5:43 pm
Arrr, matey! The Arizona Cardinals be sendin’ two fine ships o’ the sky to haul the LA Rams’ crew, their kin, and even their furry beasts from the stormy seas o’ Los Angeles. Avast, ‘tis a right comical rescue mission, ye could say!
January 10, 2025, 5:32 pm
Arrr, mateys! Coach Jan Jensen be squawkin’ to the landlubbers 'bout her crew’s shortage o’ wise old sea dogs, what with the lass Caitlin Clark settin’ sail for greener pastures! Aye, the ship be needin’ some seasoned hands to steer through troubled waters!
January 10, 2025, 5:05 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags of the NFL be tossin’ a treasure chest o’ gold to aid the poor souls ravaged by them fiery beasts in Los Angeles! Aye, ’tis a jolly good jest they be! Let’s raise a tankard to their generosity, or we’ll be walkin’ the plank!
January 10, 2025, 4:40 pm
Ahoy, mateys! The lawmen of Louisiana be on the hunt for young Kyren Lacy, the scallywag receiver from LSU! Rumor has it he be runnin' faster than a ship in full sail after a most unfortunate smash 'n' dash! Yarrr, what a ruckus!
January 10, 2025, 11:13 am
Arrr, matey! It be said that a gaggle o' swabs from the New York Giants be flabbergasted that Captain Daboll be keepin' his post after a dismal 3-14 voyage. ESPN be spillin' the beans on this curious turn o' fate, as the crew scratches their heads in bewilderment!
January 10, 2025, 11:04 am
Arrr! Brett Favre, that legendary swashbuckler of the gridiron, be givin’ a hearty clap to Coach Marcus Freeman of Notre Dame! After vanquishin’ Penn State, he spoke true on matters o’ race. Aye, the lad knows how to steer the ship through stormy waters!
January 10, 2025, 9:42 am
Arrr, matey! Captain Steve Kerr be lamentin' that the fiery beast be turnin’ his childhood shipshape into naught but ash! The wildfires be ravagin’ the Los Angeles seas, leavin’ naught but memories afloat. Blimey, what a scallywag of a day!
January 10, 2025, 6:27 am
Arrr matey! A band o' fierce lassies be sendin' a missive to the new captain o' the ship, Trump! They be demandin' the NCAA swab its decks and change the rules fer them transgender scallywags! Aye, they won’t be takin' no mutiny lightly!
January 9, 2025, 10:26 pm
Arrr! The fine crew o' Notre Dame be sailin' straight to the grand College Football Playoff Championship after bestin' the Penn State scallywags 27-24 in the Orange Bowl on a jolly Thursday night! Raise the flag and prepare the rum, for victory be ours, me hearties!
January 9, 2025, 8:50 pm
Arrr, matey! The gallant captain of Notre Dame’s gridiron crew, Riley Leonard, done sailed off the field in the first half o' the grand playoff showdown! Now he be under the watchful eye o' the ship's doc fer a wee injury. Avast, hope he be fit fer more swashbucklin'!
January 9, 2025, 7:42 pm
Arrr, mateys! President-elect Trump be settin’ sail fer Canada to claim it as the "51st treasure chest!" He be askin’ Wayne Gretzky if he’d don the governor’s hat instead of that scallywag Trudeau! Aye, what a merry jape on the high seas of politics!
January 9, 2025, 7:11 pm
Arrr! The NFL be shoutin’ on Thursday, sayin’ the grand clash o' Vikings and Rams be settin’ sail from sunny California to the dusty sands o' Arizona, all 'cause them wildfires be raisin’ a ruckus! Aye, even pirates know when it’s time to change course!
January 9, 2025, 5:41 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The star cannonball thrower, Quinn Ewers, be the talk o’ the seven seas as we near the great clash 'twixt the Longhorns and those scallywags from Ohio State! Aye, what fate awaits this swashbucklin' lad? A treasure or Davy Jones’ locker?
January 9, 2025, 4:35 pm
Arrr, matey! The legendary David Wright, a true buccaneer of the diamond, be dishing out sage wisdom to free agent swashbuckler Pete Alonso at a grand parley, just as his jersey be gettin' hoisted to the heavens! Aye, ’tis a fine day for the Mets crew!
January 9, 2025, 4:18 pm
Arrr, matey! Kelly Stafford be hopin' the heavens smooth out the squalls, for the fiery beasties be ravagin' Los Angeles like a scallywag on a rum spree! May the winds be kinder, lest we all be toastin' marshmallows on the high seas o' Southern California!
January 9, 2025, 4:18 pm
Arrr, matey! Quarterback Carson Beck, the swashbucklin’ captain who steered Georgia to the SEC treasure in 2024, be eyein’ new shores for his college gridiron adventures — but he’s settin’ sail away from Athens, savvy?
January 9, 2025, 11:37 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywag Josh Allen be a-jest'in 'bout his trusty first mate, Joe Brady, as the landlubbers be a-piratin' for a new captain to steer their ships! Aye, the seas be rough, but the laughs be hearty!
January 9, 2025, 11:31 am
Arrr, Frances Tiafoe be baskin' in the limelight like a parrot on a treasure chest! He be swappin' tales with the fair lass Taylor Swift and the bold Kansas City Chief, Travis Kelce. Aye, this be a merry crew, sailin' the seas of fame!
January 9, 2025, 11:00 am
Arrr! The Tar Heels o' North Carolina and that cunning scallywag Bill Belichick be snatchin' a fine defensive matey on the high seas o' college football! Rumors be flyin' like cannonballs 'bout his fancy NFL treasure! Avast, what a merry chase!
January 9, 2025, 10:31 am
Arrr matey! On the day of Tuesday, NFL Films be spillin’ the treasure of a heartwarming sight, where the mighty Myles Garrett of the Browns be chattin’ with the greenhorn Roger Rosengarten of the Ravens. Aye, 'tis a jolly sight for landlubbers and scallywags alike!
January 8, 2025, 10:49 pm
Arrr! Even though young Brock Purdy be sportin' the worst tally o' his swashbucklin’ days and missin' the treasure map to the playoffs, those scallywags of the 49ers be plannin' to keep 'im aboard for many a moon! Aye, the seas be strange indeed!
January 8, 2025, 7:48 pm
Arrr, afore settin' sail fer Notre Dame, Coach James Franklin be spoutin' that he be thinkin' it be a scallywag’s folly fer teams to sail solo! He reckon all should hoist their colors in a conference, lest they be adrift like a lost ship in the briny deep! Avast!
January 8, 2025, 7:41 pm
Arrr matey! Jalen Hurts be still trapped in the brig o' concussion protocol, but after missin' two battles, he be takin' a wee step toward rejoinin' the crew for the grand playoff voyage on Wednesday! Let’s hope he be steerin' clear of the cannonballs! Yarrr!
January 8, 2025, 7:23 pm
Arrr, matey! The NFL be hatin' to be marooned! If SoFi Stadium be too scorched for the Rams and Vikings duel, they be settin' sail for a backup port, lest the flames turn their game into a fiery spectacle! Avast, let the games begin, come hell or high water!
January 8, 2025, 5:28 pm
Arrr, matey! It be said that Jermaine Burton, a scallywag of the Cincinnati Bengals crew, didn’t set sail with his mates fer a showdown last weekend, just days post a ruckus o’ an alleged brawl! Aye, even pirates need to lay low sometimes, savvy?
January 8, 2025, 5:20 pm
Arrr, matey! The scallywags of the Los Angeles Chargers be givin' away a treasure of $200,000 to help douse them pesky wildfires plaguin' their shores. Aye, mayhaps they be savin’ the day with their gold doubloons! Fire be no match for a crew with a heart!
January 8, 2025, 4:42 pm
Avast, matey! Gather 'round fer yer weekly yarn of all the swashbucklin’ sports shenanigans! From foot-chasin' to ball tossin’, we be spillin’ the beans on every wild adventure across the seven seas of sportin’ glory! Arrr, don’t be missin’ it!
January 8, 2025, 4:40 pm
Arrr, matey! A crew o' lassies from Vancouver be spurning a Christian crew's challenge, claimin' foul play 'gainst a trans matey! Blast it! Seems the court ain't big enough for their squabble, and the only thing bein' tossed is their pride! Hoist the sails o' justice, savvy?
January 8, 2025, 11:25 am
Arrr, matey! Travis Kelce, the mighty tight end of the Chiefs, be swearing on his mother’s treasure chest that they didn’t throw the match to them scurvy Broncos just to keep the Bengals from the playoffs! Aye, he be no traitor, just a jolly sea dog!
January 8, 2025, 11:17 am
Arrr, me hearties! Olivia Culpo, the fair lass wed to the swashbucklin’ star Christian McCaffrey o' the San Francisco 49ers, took to the seas o’ social media, givin’ a hearty shout-out to the brave souls fightin’ them fiery beasts in southern California! Aye, they be true heroes!
January 8, 2025, 11:16 am
Arrr, me hearties! Legendary sea dog Tony Dungy be shoutin’ that “lacking a father be a scallywag’s curse!” He be takin' heat fer his words two years past, but he won't be swabbin' the deck of his beliefs! Aye, fatherless crew be havin' troubles aplenty, yarr!
January 8, 2025, 10:08 am
Arrr, mateys! Senator Tuberville be hollerin’ that if the Protection of Women and Girls in Sports Act don’t set sail, Title IX might be sent to Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, let’s hoist the flag for fair play lest we be swimmin’ with the fishes!
January 8, 2025, 5:44 am
Arrr, matey! Jerry Jones spun a tall tale in a cameo on the "Landman" show, blabberin' on 'bout why he snatched up the Cowboys. Many a soul thought he were speakin' from the heart, not actin'! A right jolly jest, that one be! Avast, the pirate life be full o' surprises!
January 8, 2025, 5:30 am
Arrr! Young lass JuJu Watkins be spillin' the beans to Fox News Digital ‘bout the grand tide changin’ in women’s hoops, all thanks to the starry rise of Caitlin Clark. Aye, the sport be settin’ sail to new horizons!
January 8, 2025, 4:00 am
Arrr, matey! The lass Michele Tafoya, once a sideline wench for the NFL, set sail on OutKick's "Don't @ Me with Dan Dakich," jabberin' 'bout that scallywag Mark Zuckerberg changin' his tune on fact-checkin’! Blimey, what a hullabaloo!
January 8, 2025, 3:00 am
Arrr, mateys! The 2024 NFL season be done sailed away! Here be the final Fox News Digital Sports power rankings, all ready for the swashbucklin' postseason. Hoist the sails and prepare fer a jolly good time, or ye'll be walkin' the plank!
January 7, 2025, 5:28 pm
Arrr, matey! Captain Chris Grier and First Mate McDaniel be parleyin' with the swift-footed Tyreek Hill after the ship sunk on Sunday! Seems the lad be lookin’ to hoist anchor and set sail for new adventures! Aye, the seas be callin’!
January 7, 2025, 5:26 pm
Arrr, on Tuesday in the land o' kiwis, Captain Cameron Norrie, a swashbucklin' tennis player, flung his trusty racket in a fit o’ rage, only to smack a fair lass in the front row! Aye, talk about a foul shot, matey!
January 7, 2025, 5:21 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The top swashbuckler o’ the greens, Scottie Scheffler, be missin’ his second tournament! Aye, he be stricken with a rogue hand injury whilst tryin’ to whip up a feast fer Christmas. Blimey! Who knew cookin’ could be so treacherous? Avast, matey!
January 7, 2025, 5:13 pm
Arrr, mateys! Sean Higgins, the scallywag accused of sendin’ NHL star Johnny Gaudreau and his bro, Matthew, to Davy Jones’ locker, be proclaimin’ his innocence in the New Jersey court on Tuesday! Aye, the lad be tryin' to dodge the noose like a slippery fish!
January 7, 2025, 11:44 am
Arrr, matey! The Tennessee Titans tossed Captain Ran Carthon overboard after he steered 'em to a dismal 9-25! But fear not, fer they be clutchin’ the treasure map to the No. 1 pick in the 2025 NFL Draft! Avast, what a merry crew they be!
January 7, 2025, 11:21 am
Arrr, matey! The Chargers be plunderin’ the shores for a seasoned sea-dog, Ezekiel Elliott, to join their crew on the practice ship ‘fore they clash swords with the Texans in the grand playoff battle! Avast, may the winds favor their sails!
January 7, 2025, 11:00 am
Arrr, Rex Ryan be struttin' like a proud parrot, thinkin' he’ll reclaim the helm o' the New York Jets! He’s spillin’ the beans on how his scallywags might be swabbin’ the decks, and me hearties, it be a sight to behold! Aye, let the games begin!
January 7, 2025, 10:52 am
Arrr, matey! Jerry Jones, the grand captain of the Dallas Cowboys ship, be sayin' he ain't tossin' the general manager's hat overboard, even after a rough sea in 2024 and a playoff storm that left 'em high and dry! He be clingin' to that helm, he be!
January 6, 2025, 8:24 pm
Arrr! The Jacksonville Jaguars be celebratin’ as young Trevor Lawrence and his lass, Marissa, be blessin’ the crew with a wee lass named Shae Lynn! A fine addition to their band o’ misfits—let the jigs and jiggles commence, me hearties!
January 6, 2025, 7:35 pm
Arrr, matey! As the Philadelphia Eagles sail into wild-card weekend, a mighty conundrum be brewin’! Will Jalen Hurts, our brave captain, rise from the depths of the concussion seas? Avast, the crew be wonderin’ if he’ll lead us to plunder or leave us adrift!
January 6, 2025, 4:15 pm
Arrr, matey! The New England scallywags be tossin' out the lad who filled me boots after just a season! Bill Belichick, that sly old sea dog, be lettin' out a hearty laugh whilst fixin' his gaze on the shores of UNC. Aye, the winds of change be blowin'!
January 6, 2025, 3:31 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Captain Kraft be takin’ the blame fer the ship's sinking after a wretched 4-13 voyage! He tossed Jerod Mayo overboard, claimin' the fault be his own. Avast! Even the scallywags know when to walk the plank!
January 6, 2025, 2:17 pm
Arrr, me hearties! WWE be settin’ sail for distant shores! The Royal Rumble be landin’ in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, in 2026, breakin’ the chains of North America! Prepare yer rum and treasure, for this be a jolly good fight on foreign seas! Yarr, let the rumble begin!
January 6, 2025, 1:41 pm
Arrr, matey! Tyreek Hill be swappin’ his profile like a scallywag chasin’ treasure! Aye, just a day after spoutin’ of sailin’ away from the Dolphins, he be lookin’ like Antonio Brown’s long-lost twin! What be this—pirate shenanigans or just a jolly jest? Har har har!
January 6, 2025, 10:46 am
Arrr, matey! The gallant quarterback o' the Cleveland Browns be takin' another tumble in his quest to mend his blasted Achilles! The crafty Andrew Berry, the ship's general manager, spilled the beans on this misfortune come Monday. Mayhap he be needin' a stronger potion for his recovery!
January 6, 2025, 10:13 am
Ahoy, mateys! News from the high seas o' sport: young Luca Meixner, a lad who kicked the ol' leather ball for SSV Reutlingen, has sailed to Davy Jones' locker at but 22 summers! The reason be a mystery fit for a ghost tale! Arrr!
January 6, 2025, 9:27 am
Arrr, mateys! Captain John Mara be shoutin' from the crow's nest that the Giants crew be keepin' their trusty first mate Schoen and sea dog Daboll fer another voyage in 2025! Hoist the sails and prepare fer more jolly adventures, ye scallywags!
January 6, 2025, 8:53 am
Arrr, me hearties! Geno Smith, the swashbucklin’ captain of the Seahawks, struck gold on Sunday, even though his crew be missin' the playoff treasure! They bested the scurvy Los Angeles Rams, but alas, the bounty still be in his pocket! A true pirate's luck, eh?
January 5, 2025, 8:43 pm
Arrr, matey! During a raucous clash 'twixt the Dallas Cowboys and the Washington Commanders, a fair lass of the cheerin' crew got a thumpin' from a wayward kick by Brandon Aubrey! Alas, the poor soul was struck as her crew sank in the final battle of the season!
January 5, 2025, 6:39 pm
Arrr, with the Kansas City scallywags resting their finest, Bo Nix and the Denver Buccaneers laid a mighty smackdown on their AFC West foes, claimin’ the last playoff treasure in the league! Aye, what a merry plunder it be!
January 5, 2025, 6:28 pm
Arrr matey! That scallywag Mike Evans of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers be needin' 85 yards to etch his name in NFL lore and plunder a treasure chest of $3 million doubloons in Week 18! Aye, what a merry chase for glory and gold!
January 5, 2025, 4:33 pm
Arrr, the Chicago Bears be breakin’ their jinxes like a scallywag cuttin’ the ropes! Cairo Santos be blastin’ a mighty 51-yard cannonball o’ a kick, sendin’ the Green Bay Packers to Davy Jones’ locker in the NFC playoff hunt! Shiver me timbers, what a jolly good show!
January 5, 2025, 4:31 pm
Arrr, matey! The Patriots be shiverin' their timbers, sendin' Jerod Mayo to Davy Jones' locker after a dismal 4-13 voyage! They be celebratin' a win that sank their chances for the treasure of the No. 1 draft pick! A merry jest indeed! Yarrr!
January 5, 2025, 3:58 pm
Arrr! Baker Mayfield be a swashbucklin' hero, savin' the day in the final quarter, helpin' the Tampa Bay Buccaneers plunder the New Orleans Saints! Now they be claimin' the NFC South booty, hoistin' their flag high! Yarr, what a merry tale of victory on the high seas of football!
January 5, 2025, 2:42 pm
Arrr, matey! In the Bears’ last skirmish o’ the season, they pulled a right cunning stunt—a 94-yard punt return that left the Packers scratchin' their heads! Aye, 'twas a play worthy of Davy Jones himself! Yarrr, what a rollickin' good time on the high seas o' football!
January 5, 2025, 11:30 am
Arrr, me hearty! It be said that the gallant Travis Kelce o' the Kansas City Buccaneers be docked a hefty treasure o' $14,000 for his jolly jig after a mighty score against the Steel Plunderers! Aye, who knew celebratin’ could cost more than a barrel o’ rum!
January 5, 2025, 11:07 am
Arrr, mateys! Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson be sendin' a cheeky message o’er the sea of social media, hintin' he'll be settin’ sail fer "Monday Night Raw" as it be makin' its grand entrance on Netflix! Aye, let the rum flow and the shenanigans begin!
January 5, 2025, 10:53 am
Arrr, matey! C.J. Stroud, the cap’n of the Texans ship, be thinkin’ of the Good Lord and grand adventures in the New Year! As the tide rolls in on Sunday, he’ll be settin’ sail to finish the season, lookin’ to plunder victory! Yarrr!
January 5, 2025, 9:49 am
Arrr, matey! Michael Pierce, the stout defender of the Ravens, be spillin’ the beans on why he chose not to hoof it to glory with his interception. “I be no fleet-footed sea dog,” he chuckled, “more like a barnacle on a ship's hull!” Aye, the treasure can wait!
January 4, 2025, 10:51 pm
Arrr! The Cincinnati Bengals be still in the hunt for playoff treasure, savvy? Their stout defense be raisin’ the Jolly Roger for a fine 19-17 plunderin' o' the Steelers on a moonlit Saturday night. Avast, me hearties, the game ain't over yet!
January 4, 2025, 8:34 pm
Arrr, matey! The Tennessee Titans be huntin’ fer a sea-worthy quarterback in the draft, but Chris Johnson be squawkin’ like a parrot, claimin’ they should snatch up that scallywag Travis Hunter instead! A fine treasure he be, but will he steer the ship right? Har har!
January 4, 2025, 7:43 pm
Arrr, matey! Michael Pierce, the stout defensive tackle o’ the Ravens, snatched his first pick like a treasure from Davy Jones’ locker on Saturday! With that catch, he sealed the division victory, shiver me timbers! Aye, 'tis a fine day for swashbucklin' on the gridiron!
January 4, 2025, 7:28 pm
Arrr matey! The Minnesota Vikings, in their quest fer glory, be tossin' a hefty bounty of 2 million doubloons fer nearly 1,900 tickets! Aye, they be settin' their crew behind the enemy's deck at Ford Field, hopin' to out-swindle the Lions this Sunday! Avast, what a fine folly!
January 4, 2025, 5:18 pm
Arrr! The Kansas City Chiefs' flying contraption be marooned, cursed by icy gales, 'fore they set sail to Denver fer a match that tickles three crews, yet holds naught but froth for the Chiefs! Aye, they be as lost as a cannonball in a fog!
January 4, 2025, 5:00 pm
Arrr, mateys! On a fine Friday night, the fair Livvy Dunne set sail on her quest to snatch the national crown twice, whilst her LSU swashbucklin' beau, Paul Skenes, be watchin' from the crow's nest! Aye, let the games begin!
January 4, 2025, 4:46 pm
Arrr, matey! The scallywag QB Aaron Rodgers be coughin’ up over 11,000 doubloons fer givin’ a late whack to the Bills, just 'fore the Jets’ last battle in this wild season o' misadventures. Blimey, what a hullabaloo on the high seas of football!
January 4, 2025, 3:42 pm
Arrr, matey! It be a right kerfuffle! Lionel Messi be missin’ from the White House on Saturday, leavin’ President Biden hangin’ for his shiny Medal o’ Freedom. Aye, the seas be churnin’ with controversy! Methinks that scallywag be off chasin’ treasure instead!
January 4, 2025, 11:13 am
Arrr, mateys! Drew Fowler, the mighty linebacker from the University of Washington, be raisin’ the Jolly Roger for the job market instead o’ the NFL! He be spillin’ his jest on the social seas of social media, claimin’ he’ll tackle a desk instead o’ a quarterback! Har har har!
January 4, 2025, 11:10 am
Arrr, mateys! Tim Kennedy, once a brawlin' UFC scallywag, spilled the beans on the sea of social media—he tangled in a military challenge with the scoundrel behind the Las Vegas Cybertruck kaboom! Blimey, what a rum tale that'll shiver yer timbers!
January 4, 2025, 10:56 am
Arrr, the landlubbers in a California school be spoutin' that "transgenders be holdin' more treasure than cisgenders!" Aye, 'tis true, a swashbucklin' lass lost her spot to a trans athlete, and a parent be soundin' the alarm! Pirates be wonderin' if we need a treasure map for fairness!
January 4, 2025, 8:06 am
Arrr, listen ye scallywags! Cap'n Mike McDaniel be sayin' that our fearless leader, Tua, be less likely to set sail against the Jets, what with his poor hip ailment. Aye, that lad needs to mend before we plunder the seas again!
January 3, 2025, 8:35 pm
Arrr, matey! That ol' sea dog Brett Favre be scratchin' his head, wonderin' 'bout the tall tales o' scallywags attackin' our shores! He be thinkin' these reports be as fishy as a two-week-old catch, savvy? Aye, ‘tis a puzzlin’ sea of nonsense!
January 3, 2025, 8:16 pm
Arrr, President-elect Trump be chattin’ with Ralph Norman whilst swingin’ his clubs on Friday! He be tryin’ to sway ol’ Norman to hoist Mike Johnson's flag as speaker o' the House. Aye, a fine time fer a bit o’ political parley on the green seas!
January 3, 2025, 7:38 pm
Arrr, matey! The scallywags o' the new Republican crew be settin' sail to debate a fancy scroll that'd bar the merry lads in frocks from joinin' the lassies in their sportin' shenanigans! Avast, what a hullabaloo on the high seas o' competition!
January 3, 2025, 6:51 pm
Arrr! On Friday's morn, the Miami Heat be spillin' the beans, decidin' to shackle ol' Jimmy Butler and be seekin' gold for his services. Aye, it seems his time with the crew be nearly at an end, like a ship lost to the stormy seas!
January 3, 2025, 5:47 pm
Arrr, mateys! Senator Tuberville, a swashbucklin' college coach, be raisin' a ruckus over ESPN not playin' the national anthem before the Sugar Bowl! As if the sea be calm without a hearty shanty! What be next? No grog at the tavern? Blimey, the world be turnin' topsy-turvy!
January 3, 2025, 3:36 pm
Arrr, matey! DJ Johnson, that swashbucklin' linebacker of the Carolina Panthers, be takin' a wee detour from this Sunday’s clash with the Atlanta Falcons! A run-in with a cursed car on Thursday sent him to Davy Jones' locker... or at least the sidelines! Har har har!
January 3, 2025, 2:05 pm
Arrr, matey! Dirk Koetter be sayin’ on the FaceBook scrolls that other crews be tossin’ gold doubloons like confetti, offerin’ “2 to 10 times more” booty than the Broncos can muster in their treasure chest o’ NIL doubloons! Aye, the seas be rough fer the Broncos!
January 3, 2025, 1:44 pm
Arrr, matey! Simone Biles be makin’ waves in Paris, plunderin’ medals like a true sea dog! But alas, her outlook for 2028 be as cloudy as a stormy sea—aye, she’s soundin’ less hopeful than a landlubber on a sinking ship! Har har har!
January 3, 2025, 10:34 am
Arrr, matey! 'Tis said that the Hoosiers' brave sea captain, Kurtis Rourke, be battlin' the whole season with a re-torn ACL. Aye, he took a mighty blow in August and still sailed the ship! What a hearty scallywag, he be!
January 3, 2025, 10:20 am
Arrr, matey! Coach Kirby Smart be sayin' that a scallywag who be sittin' on the bench caused a 15-yard misfortune durin' the Sugar Bowl defeat, claimin’ it be a sign o' undisciplined crew! Blimey, even landlubbers can’t escape the lash of bad manners!
January 3, 2025, 7:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! ESPN be catchin' flak for not hoistin' the national anthem before the Sugar Bowl showdown 'twixt Georgia and Notre Dame! 'Tis like settin’ sail without a Jolly Roger! What be they thinkin’, eh? Aye, the crew be scratchin' their heads and laughin’ like a parrot on a hot day!
January 3, 2025, 7:08 am
Arrr, as Week 18 sails into the NFL seas, nine hearty crews be battlin' for glory in their last skirmish, some already hoistin' the playoff flag! Grab yer grog, 'tis bound to be a raucous clash on the high seas of football!
January 2, 2025, 10:13 pm
Arrr, matey! John Mara, the Giants’ cap’n, once declared he'd toss 'n turn like a stormy sea if Saquon Barkley sailed to the Eagles! Well shiver me timbers, it be true! Now the scallywag be wantin’ to lend a hand! Buckle yer swash, it's a wild ride ahead!
January 2, 2025, 10:04 pm
Arrr, it be a mystery how our lass Angel Reese did ring in the New Year! But ye can bet yer doubloons, wherever she be, she strutted about in a garb so dazzling, it’d make a parrot blush! Aye, that be one fine treasure of an outfit!
January 2, 2025, 7:22 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Tom Wilson, the captain of Allstate’s ship, be claimin’ that Americans be hooked on a nasty brew of bickering! Aye, this talk stirred the pot after some ruffians caused a ruckus in New Orleans. Blimey, can’t we just swab the deck instead of throwin’ shade?
January 2, 2025, 7:08 pm
Arrr, Caitlin Clark be parleyin' with Travis Kelce, sayin' that college scallywags who be jumpin' ship oughta be marooned for a whole year 'fore they can set sail on new waters! Aye, let 'em swab the decks and ponder their choices, I say!
January 2, 2025, 5:06 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The grand ol' House be ponderin' a new code that’d shiver the timbers of Title IX, makin’ it illegal fer trans buccaneers to plunder the lady sportin’ seas! A right jolly ruckus it be, aye! What a hullabaloo over a bit o’ riggin’!
January 2, 2025, 4:55 pm
Arrr, matey! In the second quarter o’ the Sugar Bowl, the scallywag Parker Jones, cornerback of them Georgia Bulldogs, found himself in a right pickle! The foul beasties called a penalty on him, while the Notre Dame Fighting Irish danced like drunken sailors on a big play! Har har!
January 2, 2025, 4:34 pm
Arrr, the Notre Dame scallywags be takin' a right thrashin' from the Georgia Bulldogs at the Sugar Bowl, like a ship caught in a storm! Aye, they stumbled and bumbled in this grand CFP quarterfinal, lookin' more like landlubbers than fierce buccaneers! Avast, me hearties!
January 2, 2025, 4:26 pm
Avast, mateys! Jalen Milroe, the fearless captain of Alabama's gridiron crew, be hangin’ up his boots after two seasons at the helm. He’s fixin’ to set sail for the 2025 NFL Draft, seekin’ fortune and glory on the high seas of American football! Arrr!
January 2, 2025, 10:41 am
Arrr matey! Former gridiron buccaneer Antonio Brown be settin' sail on a treasure chest fer the kin of those poor souls lost in the New Orleans scallywag raid. Aye, more than a dozen went to Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, mayhaps he’s lookin’ fer a bit of redemption, savvy?
January 2, 2025, 10:18 am
Avast, mateys! It be a foul wind blowin' as our gallant captain, Patrick Mahomes, be shunned from the Pro Bowl roster! Instead, the likes of Josh Allen, Joe Burrow, and Lamar Jackson be sailin' into the spotlight. Blimey, what treachery be this? A right jolly jest, I say!
January 2, 2025, 9:33 am
Arrr, matey! Jack Bech, the salty sea dog, raised a hearty toast to his brother Tiger on the fine Wednesday, after it be revealed that the brave lad, once a gridiron hero, met Davy Jones during that ruckus in New Orleans. Blimey, what a turn o’ fate!
January 2, 2025, 9:00 am
Avast, mateys! Travis and Taylor be sailin' smooth seas, while Josh be askin’ for a fair maiden’s hand! Trevor and his lass be awaitin’ a wee one, and the Mahomes crew be multiplyin’ like cockroaches! Hoist the Jolly Roger, for love be in the salty air!
January 1, 2025, 9:26 pm
Arrr, matey! On the day of the week they call Wednesday, a band o' reporters be askin' Aaron Rodgers if the Jets' last tussle with the Dolphins be his swan song in the NFL. With a twinkle in his eye, he replied, "Aye, of course, ye salty sea dogs!"
January 1, 2025, 8:29 pm
Arrr, matey! Ohio State plundered Oregon's treasure, 41-21, with a jolly 34-point raid in the first half of the Rose Bowl! Aye, they sent the landlubbers home, endin' their first season with a hearty laugh and a tankard o' grog!
January 1, 2025, 7:54 pm
Arrr, matey! Attorney General Liz Murrill be sayin' the grand Sugar Bowl in New Orleans be needin' to sail to Friday, not Thursday! Seems the winds be blowin' wrong for that revelry! Hoist the sails and let’s delay the rum and ruckus, I say! Yarrr!
January 1, 2025, 7:24 pm
Arrr, matey! Dillon Gabriel, the swashbucklin' quarterback of the Oregon Ducks, be dreamin' of fair winds and sunny skies for his grand battles on the gridiron! Aye, he wants naught but smooth seas and no squalls to rain on his treasure hunt for victory!
January 1, 2025, 5:25 pm
Arrr mateys! The Allstate Sugar Bowl be settin' sail at the stroke of 4 bells on Thursday, after Wednesday’s ruckus in New Orleans left many a heart cold as Davy Jones' locker! Prepare yer sea legs and bring yer best grog, for a jolly good time awaits!
January 1, 2025, 5:03 pm
Arrr, matey! Young Andrew Mukuba, a scurvy defensive lad from Texas, snatched a ball like a treasure chest, sealin’ the deal for his crew! The underdog Arizona State gave quite the surprise, but it be no match for this buccaneer's interception! Hoist the Jolly Roger, we be celebratin’!
January 1, 2025, 4:51 pm
Arrr, matey! Captain Jere W. Morehead be spillin’ the beans that one landlubber scholar found himself in a right pickle, critically wounded by a scallywag’s dastardly deed in New Orleans on the morn of Wednesday! Avast, what a kerfuffle on the high seas of academia!
January 1, 2025, 4:39 pm
Arrr, matey! The mighty Saquon Barkley, a swift-footed scallywag of the Philadelphia Eagles, be settin' sail from Sunday’s skirmish against the New York Giants! Aye, he could’ve plundered the NFL’s rushin’ record, but instead, he be takin’ a wee nap! Ye can’t win ‘em all, savvy?
January 1, 2025, 11:06 am
Arrr, me hearties! The fine folks at Notre Dame be summonin' ye landlubbers in New Orleans to hoist yer prayers high, after a nasty squabble left 10 souls departed and many more in a pickle. Join the crew for a raucous prayer before the Sugar Bowl, savvy?
January 1, 2025, 9:42 am
Arrr, mateys! Captain Jeff Hundley of the Sugar Bowl crew be declarin’ that they be parleyin’ with the law after a scallywag’s ship o' wheels crashed through a jolly crowd on Bourbon Street, sendin’ at least 10 souls to Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, what a wild night!
January 1, 2025, 6:45 am
Arrr, the scallywag Eagles be sailin' aimlessly, but lo! Saquon Barkley be but 101 yards from plunderin’ Eric Dickerson's treasure of a single-season rushin' record! Avast, let the cannons roar and the rum flow for this gallant quest, me hearties!
January 1, 2025, 3:00 am
Arrr, mateys! As the 2024 NFL seas be settlin’, only two treasure maps fer division titles remain! Next weekend, the crew be battlin’ to claim glory while the rest o’ the playoff scallywags be decidin’ their fates. Prepare yer rum, fer it’s a raucous ride ahead!
January 1, 2025, 12:14 am
Avast, me hearties! The Penn State Nittany Lions be but a single triumph away from plunderin’ the national championship, after they gave them Boise State scallywags a right proper thrashin' on New Year's Eve! Raise the rum and let the celebrations begin, arrr!
December 31, 2024, 8:36 pm
Arrr, matey! Jordan Chiles be showin' off her shiny bronze trinket from the lady's floor dance duel, a prize she once held tight, 'fore it be snatched away like a scallywag's doubloons! A fine jest, indeed! Savvy?
December 31, 2024, 5:28 pm
Arrr, four moons past the fateful day when her matey Matthew and his scallywag brother Johnny were sent to Davy Jones’ locker by a wretched landlubber behind the wheel, Madeline be shoutin’ news of a wee pirate spawn! Aye, life goes on, even when the rum's gone!
December 31, 2024, 4:37 pm
Arrr, matey! After three long years adrift since he walked the plank from coaching, NFL crews be doin' some mighty fine sleuthin' on ol' Jon Gruden as the off-season be settin' sail. Aye, they be wantin' to know if he still be havin' the wind in his sails!
December 31, 2024, 4:22 pm
Arrr, matey! The mighty Michigan Wolverines be celebratin' like scallywags, startin' and endin' 2024 with a grand takedown of those Crimson Tide landlubbers! They be bouncin’ 'em from the ReliaQuest Bowl; a fine three-win spree, includin’ a jolly ol’ defeat o' Ohio State, aye!
December 31, 2024, 3:50 pm
Arrr, LeBron be chartin’ his course in his 22nd season, matchin’ records like a true scallywag! He claims he’s got a treasure trove of years left to plunder the court. Aye, can this old sea dog keep sailin’ for another decade? We’ll see if his sails still be full!
December 31, 2024, 11:19 am
Arrr, matey! Coach Shane Steichen of the Indianapolis Colts, when queried ‘bout the crew’s culture on a fine Monday morn, spun a yarn so odd it’d make a bilge rat chuckle! Aye, ‘twas a response as mysterious as a treasure map with no ‘X’!
December 31, 2024, 11:14 am
Arrr! Magnus Carlsen be returnin' to the Blitz World Championship, savvy? After he did a walk the plank from the Rapid tourney ‘cause of tiff with the landlubbers 'bout his fancy duds! Aye, the seas be rough for a dapper pirate like him!
December 31, 2024, 10:40 am
Arrr, matey! On the dark seas of Monday night, young kicker Jake Bates hoisted a record for the Detroit Lions, but the scallywags be watchin’ 'im not for his mighty kicks, but for the curious jigs he be doin’! Aye, that lad be a sight to behold!
December 31, 2024, 9:52 am
Arrr, mateys! Azeez Al-Shaair, the swashbucklin’ linebacker o’ the Houston Texans, be back from the brig after three games for givin’ young Trevor Lawrence a right scare! He’s ready to plunder the field once more, so brace yerselves for some raucous mischief, ye scallywags!
December 31, 2024, 5:41 am
Arrr, six scallywags from the ol' Florida State crew be settin' sail to sue Captain Hamilton, claimin’ he be holdin' back a treasure of $1.5 million in shiny doubloons for their NIL bounty! Avast, me hearties, where be the gold? Aye, the seas be gettin' stormy!
December 30, 2024, 10:46 pm
Arrr, matey! The Detroit Lions sailed the treacherous West Coast seas, teachin’ those San Francisco 49ers a jolly good lesson! With a score of 40-34, four scallywags danced in the end zone like merry buccaneers. Aye, a right ruckus it be!
December 30, 2024, 7:29 pm
Arrr, matey! Fernando Carmona, that scallywag of the Razorbacks, be spillin' his guts ‘bout his misdeed! He claims he didn’t mean to turn an opponent's ankle into a pretzel. Aye, remorse be in the air, but I reckon he just be sorry he got caught!
December 30, 2024, 7:09 pm
Arrr, matey! Deion Sanders, captain o' the Colorado Buffaloes, took a jolly moment on Monday to parley with a crew o' "multiple IDIOTS" thinkin' he be callin' the shots on where his lads be drafted. Ha! As if he be the master o' the seas!
December 30, 2024, 5:28 pm
Arrr, matey! Just a day afore the scallywag Luka's treasure was plundered, Dak Prescott's lass, Sarah, found her ship's hold lightened by near 40,000 doubloons worth of fine loot from her chariot! The seas be a treacherous place for a fair maiden's belongings!
December 30, 2024, 4:46 pm
Arrr, matey! The Gonzaga lads' grand flying ship nearly met Davy Jones when a Delta beast roared off at LAX, causin' a ruckus! Now the FAA be investigatin' this seafarin' misadventure, lest we find ourselves in a stormy squall! Avast, what a jolly hullabaloo!
December 30, 2024, 3:38 pm
Arrr, matey! The bold quarterback Arch Manning of the Texas Longhorns be laughin' in the face of gossip, claimin' he won’t be settin’ sail for the transfer portal after the 2024-25 season. He be stickin' to his ship, ready to plunder more victories, savvy?
December 30, 2024, 3:16 pm
Arrr, matey! Word be sailin’ that some scallywags be plunderin' the abodes of famed sportsmen like Travis Kelce and Patrick Mahomes! Aye, 'tis them South American rogues leadin’ the charge! Keep yer treasures close, or ye might find a pirate in yer parlor!
December 30, 2024, 10:31 am
Arrr, matey! The mighty Viktor Hovland be findin’ his dreams of swingin’ clubs shattered, fer a rogue toe took a hit in a scallywag mishap 'twixt the sheets! Aye, the start o' his 2025 voyage be in peril, thanks to a pesky bedroom beast!
December 30, 2024, 10:06 am
Arrr, matey! Last week, the winds of fortune blew favorably for ol’ Dana Stubblefield, once a mighty 49ers star! A California court be sayin' his wrongful shackles be lifted, after he was found guilty in 2020. A fine twist o' fate for this scallywag!
December 30, 2024, 9:18 am
Arrr, matey! Will Ferrell, lookin’ like a scallywag elf gone mad, swaggered into the Crypto.com Arena. With his wild attire, he beheld the Kings bestin’ the Flyers, laughin’ like a jolly sea dog! Aye, even the high seas be jealous of such merry mischief!
December 30, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr mateys! As we hoist the sails o' 2024, let’s cast our eyes back upon the stormy seas o’ sportin’ squabbles and ruckus—aye, even some jolly ol' Olympic mischief! Buckle yer swash, 'tis bound to be a right merry tale!
December 30, 2024, 12:05 am
Arrr, matey! The Washington Commanders be sailin' into the playoffs, thanks to Jayden Daniels, that crafty sea dog! He worked his magic in the overtime tempest, steerin' the ship to victory 'gainst the Atlanta Falcons. Raise the Jolly Roger, for a grand adventure awaits!
December 29, 2024, 8:05 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Old Pat McAfee, the seadog who used to boot the pigskin for the Colts, be takin' a mighty jab at his scallywag crew after they sank against the Giants! A right jolly spectacle, it be! Blimey, the man’s tongue be sharper than a cutlass!
December 29, 2024, 7:20 pm
Arrr, Hanna Cavinder, that swashbucklin' guard of the Miami Hurricanes and queen o' the social seas, tipped her tricorn to her matey, Carson Beck, the Georgia cannon, fer settin' sail fer the 2025 NFL Draft! Aye, may he find treasure in the land o' pro football!
December 29, 2024, 7:02 pm
Arrr, the Minnesota Vikings be clingin' to their dreams o' the NFC North, claimin' a grand victory over the Green Bay Packers, 27-25! Sam Darnold be shinin' like a treasure chest full o' doubloons, makin' the crew jolly as a drunken parrot! Avast, me hearties!
December 29, 2024, 5:47 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Baker Mayfield, that swashbucklin’ scallywag, sailed the Buccaneers to glory in a fierce battle against the Carolina Panthers! With a dazzling display fit for a captain, he kept their playoff dreams afloat, lest they sink to Davy Jones' locker! Huzzah!
December 29, 2024, 4:52 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The ship of life be sunkin' for Dontae Walker, once a mighty Bulldog of Mississippi State! At the age of 44, he’s run his last race, tallyin’ over 1,800 yards o’ glory. Raise a tankard to the fine lad! Avast, may he rest o' the seas!
December 29, 2024, 4:38 pm
Arrr, matey! After a mighty squabble broke out, three scallywags found themselves booted from the fray, ‘tis true! The Philadelphia Eagles swabbed the decks with the Dallas Cowboys, leavin' chaos in their wake on that fine Sunday afternoon. Aye, what a ruckus on the high seas of football!
December 29, 2024, 4:31 pm
Arrr, me hearties! In the grand battle 'gainst them scallywags from Cowtown, our swift-footed matey Saquon Barkley sailed past 2,000 yards o' ground gain, joinin' the ranks o' nine mighty buccaneers who’ve plundered such treasure before! Aye, what a jolly feat!
December 29, 2024, 11:34 am
Arrr, matey! The ESPN sea dogs be takin’ a fair bit o’ flak fer singin’ sweet shanties ‘bout the Colorado Buffaloes, even as they were sunk by the BYU Cougars! Aye, ‘tis a fine mess when ye cheer a ship while it be goin’ down, har har!
December 29, 2024, 11:09 am
Arrr, on a fine Saturday, the scallywags of New England be hollerin’ for the crew to toss Jerod Mayo overboard as they be witnessin’ their lads get blasted like a ship in a storm by the Chargers! Aye, a right jolly spectacle, that be!
December 29, 2024, 10:34 am
Arrr, me hearties! A once-sailin’ mate o’ Trudeau be spoutin’ dark tales ‘bout the cap’n’s future, claimin’ that President-elect Trump be ponderin’ a new figurehead for the ship of state! Blow me down, the seas be rough for ol’ Trudeau!
December 29, 2024, 10:14 am
Arrr, matey! The Military Bowl turned into a ruckus fit for Davy Jones himself, as the East Carolina Pirates and them N.C. State Wolfpack clashed like thunderin’ cannons! Eight scallywags were tossed overboard, leavin’ naught but mayhem in their wake. A right merry dust-up, I say!
December 28, 2024, 8:09 pm
Arrr, two scallywags o' the Miami Hurricanes found themselves in a right ruckus at the Pop-Tarts Bowl against the Iowa State Cyclones in sunny Orlando! Thar be a tussle, but alas, they be parted like two ships in a storm!
December 28, 2024, 7:31 pm
Arrr, the Cincinnati Bengals be clingin’ to their slim playoff dreams like a scallywag to a treasure map, after snatchin’ a nail-biter victory in overtime over the Denver Broncos this fine Saturday! Aye, what a ruckus! Let’s hoist the sails and toast to their luck!
December 28, 2024, 4:56 pm
Arrr, matey! Carson Beck, the gallant signal-caller of the Georgia Bulldogs, just had his elbow patched up and be settin' sail fer the 2025 NFL Draft! He be shoutin' it from the digital crow's nest on Saturday! Yo ho, let the treasure hunt begin!
December 28, 2024, 3:38 pm
Arrr! The Los Angeles Chargers hoisted the Jolly Roger o' victory, sendin' the New England Patriots to Davy Jones' locker! Their fearless captain, Quarterback Justin Herbert, be throwin' cannonballs like a true sea dog. Aye, they be sailin' straight to the playoffs, matey!
December 28, 2024, 3:30 pm
Avast ye mateys! Shohei Ohtani, victorious in the World Series and thrice crowned MVP, be makin' joyful news! On the morrow, he be settin’ sail on a new adventure—fatherhood awaits! Aye, a wee scallywag shall join his crew! Arrr, let the celebrations commence! 🎉🏴☠️
December 28, 2024, 2:41 pm
Arrr, matey! Three scallywags o' the NBA be walkin' the plank after a ruckus between the Dallas Mavericks and the Phoenix Suns on a fine Friday eve! Aye, 'tis a right jolly brawl, but now they be sittin' in the brig, thinkin' 'bout their mischief!
December 28, 2024, 11:17 am
Arrr, me hearties! Captain Dave Kaval be steppin’ down from the ship after eight long years at the helm! He’s the scallywag what led us from the shores of Oakland to the glitterin’ sands of Las Vegas! Avast, who'll steer the ship now?
December 28, 2024, 10:36 am
Arrr, matey! Grandmaster Magnus Carlsen be walkin' the plank o' shame at the World Rapid and Blitz Championships! He faced the wrath o' the dress code, like a scallywag caught wearin' a pirate's frock in a court o' kings! Aye, 'tis a fine mess, indeed!
December 27, 2024, 8:52 pm
Arrr! The famed swashbuckler of the hoop, Isiah Thomas, be spillin' the beans ‘bout his ailin’ on the "Come And Talk 2 Me" podcast! With a wink o' the eye, he sailed into the treacherous waters of health woes, makin' us all laugh 'n' wonder! Ahoy!
December 27, 2024, 7:55 pm
Arrr, matey! Jimmy Butler be the very heart o’ Heat ball for six fine seasons, but alas! A foul illness has him laid up, missin’ the court like a scallywag missin’ his rum! Avast, may he soon be back to swab the deck!
December 27, 2024, 7:36 pm
Arrr, the ol' Hurricanes captain be sayin' he’s jumpin’ ship from his coachin' post ‘cause the treasure of NIL be not ticklin' his fancy! Aye, he'd rather sail the seas than tussle with gold-hungry scallywags!
December 27, 2024, 4:46 pm
Arrr! Master gymnast Simone Biles be sportin’ a fancy getup, payin’ homage to her matey, Jonathan Owens, the brave Bear of Chicago. She strutted her stuff at his crew’s last home battle o’ the season on Thursday! Aye, love be as grand as a treasure map!
December 27, 2024, 4:46 pm
Arrr, mateys! Our ol' sea dog, Greg Gumbel, who spun the tales of NFL battles and tossed the college hoop tales at CBS, has sailed to the great beyond at the ripe age of 78! Raise a mug, he be missed, but his voice be echoing in Davy's locker!
December 27, 2024, 4:34 pm
Arrr! The Navy crew be havin’ a right jolly time, bestin’ Oklahoma by a hair, 21-20, in the Lockheed Martin Armed Forces Bowl! Their defense held fast like a ship in a storm, denyin’ a late two-point plunderin’ attempt. Avast, what a ruckus!
December 27, 2024, 3:41 pm
Arrr, matey! Scottie Scheffler, the top sea dog o' the greens, be missin' The Sentry next week! Aye, he had a tussle with some treacherous glass and mangled his paw. Now he be needin’ a bit o’ surgery — a pirate’s life be fraught with peril, I tell ye!
December 27, 2024, 10:49 am
Arrr, mateys! Mookie Betts, the swashbucklin’ right fielder o’ the Dodgers, be shoutin’ to those rascally Yankees fans who dared to snatch the treasure from his glove in Game 4! “Ye best keep yer grubby paws to yerselves, or I’ll set me parrot on ye!”
December 27, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr, matey! This year be a treasure trove o' champions, as Team USA sailed to Paris for the 2024 Games, ready to plunder gold! With near 600 scallywags, they aimed to haul back 126 shiny medals—talk about a bountiful catch! Sail on, ye glorious sea dogs!
December 27, 2024, 8:33 am
Arrr, matey! Caleb Williams, the Bears’ cannon-slinger, be tryin' to shuck off the fans' wrath, claimin' their grumblin' be older than a barnacle on a ship's hull, and hath naught to do with him. Aye, the scallywags be vexed long before he set foot on the deck!
December 27, 2024, 6:29 am
Arrr, the Seattle Seahawks be stumblin' like a drunken sailor on offense, yet they snatched a mighty fine victory from the jaws of the Chicago Bears! Aye, they be keepin' their hopes afloat in the NFC West title hunt, even if their ship be a bit leaky!
December 26, 2024, 9:07 pm
Arrr, matey! Super Bowl scallywag Martin Gramatica be spillin’ the beans 'bout his landlubber days. He be sayin' once he had his own wee pirates, he could finally see the storms o' his childhood clearer than a parrot’s squawk! Aye, the seas of parenting be a wild ride!
December 26, 2024, 7:04 pm
Arrr, the Chicago Bears be tossin' Captain Eberflus overboard! Now, they sail the final seas o' the season, chasin' naught but the wind, with playoff dreams sunk deeper than Davy Jones' locker! Avast, me hearties, 'tis a jolly good time for a hearty laugh!
December 26, 2024, 6:44 pm
Arrr, mateys! DeSean Jackson, that swashbucklin' NFL scallywag, be settin' sail fer the hallowed halls o' academia! Word be he’s sealing a deal with Delaware State, where he’ll trade his pigskin for parchment. Aye, mayhap he’ll teach ‘em how to run like the wind!
December 26, 2024, 6:40 pm
Arrr! In the grand clash o' Toledo and Pitt, the swashbucklin' Toledo crew bested 'em 48-46 after six grueling rounds o' overtime! Aye, 'tis the longest battle in bowl history, makin' it a right jolly spectacle in the fair city of Detroit! Yo ho, me hearties!
December 26, 2024, 4:56 pm
Avast, mateys! The Dallas Cowboys be sinkin’ beneath the waves of playoff hopes, and they’ve cast the illustrious CeeDee Lamb adrift for the season, cursed by a shoulder ailment. Arrr, it be a jolly fine mess on the high seas of football!
December 26, 2024, 4:53 pm
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer yer weekly spoils o' sportin' tales! Let not the winds o' boredom blow yer sails askew—feast yer eyes on the finest news from the high seas o' athletic mischief! Yarrr, let the games begin!
December 26, 2024, 4:39 pm
Arrr, matey! C.J. Stroud, the fearless captain of the Texans, be not pointin' a finger at the scallywags booing after their pitiful defeat to the Ravens, 31-2, on Christmas Day! Aye, even the fiercest crew be shiverin' their timbers after such a jolly good thrashin’!
December 26, 2024, 3:30 pm
Arrr, mateys! Captain Pat Riley be settin' sail to quash the scuttlebutt ‘bout tradin' our six-time All-Star, Jimmy Butler! He be sayin' these tales be naught but a pesky distraction, like a barnacle on a fine ship! So fear not, for Jimmy stays aboard!
December 26, 2024, 9:43 am
Arrr! The scallywags Lamar Jackson and Derrick Henry be turnin' their noses up at the Netflix game cake, despite the grand victory over them Texans! A fine feast wasted, aye! They'd sooner swim with the sharks than munch on that sugary treasure! Har har har!
December 26, 2024, 7:34 am
Arrr, mateys! Patrick Mahomes, that swashbucklin’ star of the Kansas City Chiefs, did declare he’s kept a mighty fine vow to his fair lass as his crew sailed to claim the No. 1 treasure in the playoffs! Aye, love be the true booty, ye savvy?
December 26, 2024, 7:02 am
Arrr, matey! Edie Falco, the grand dame o' "Sopranos," be mighty vexed with that scallywag Joel Embiid durin' the playoffs! She be wantin' to set sail after him for sure! Aye, the high seas o' basketball be fraught with tempests o' fury! Har har har!
December 26, 2024, 6:31 am
Arrr, matey! The future captain Trump be tossin' around the idea of Wayne Gretzky as Canada’s high seas ruler! And lo! His fair lass be spottin' it too, sharin' the jest on her own treasure map o' social media! Avast, what a merry crew we be!
December 25, 2024, 7:05 pm
Arrr, the Baltimore Ravens be givin' the Houston Texans a right hefty lump o' coal fer Christmas, and by thunder, they be sailin' straight to the top o' the AFC North! A jolly good jest, if ye ask me! Ho ho ho, and a bottle o' rum!
December 25, 2024, 6:06 pm
Arrr, me hearties! On the day of the grand spectacle, all ye landlubbers guffawed as they beheld the fair Beyoncé, flinging her fingers like a scallywag with a pair o' pistols at the halftide show. Aye, 'twas a sight to tickle even Davy Jones' funny bone!
December 25, 2024, 4:41 pm
Arrr, matey! George Pickens, the swashbucklin’ wide receiver of the Pittsburgh Steelers, be causin’ a ruckus with his chattin’ and jestin’ with the Kansas City Chiefs’ finest, right after their ship sank on Wednesday! Aye, 'tis a sight to behold when rivals be frolickin' like landlubbers!
December 25, 2024, 4:03 pm
Arrr, the soon-to-be captain of the ship Trump be hoistin' the sails for the legendary Wayne Gretzky, the ice wizard, as the ruler of the Great White North! He be shoutin’ it from the crow's nest of social media on Wednesday, makin’ waves in the land o’ maple syrup!
December 25, 2024, 3:49 pm
Arrr, the Kansas City Buccaneers, I mean, Chiefs, hoisted their sails high, claimin’ the top treasure of the AFC! With a jolly 29-10 plunderin’ of the Pittsburgh Scallywags on Christmas morn, they be enjoyin’ a sweet first-round nap! Aye, what a merry haul that be!
December 25, 2024, 3:11 pm
Arrr, matey! On Christmas morn, the Knicks sailed to victory, clutchin' a 117-114 treasure from the Spurs! Mikal Bridges be the captain of this ruckus, blastin' 41 points while bestin' that scallywag Victor Wembanyama! Hoist the sails, 'tis a jolly good show!
December 25, 2024, 10:47 am
Arrr! Last Saturday, the NFL and them college scallywags be battlin' for the eye o’ the landlubbers, but lo and behold! The NFL be snatchin' the treasure of viewership, claimin’ victory like a true captain in a stormy seas! Sails up, matey!
December 25, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr, matey! Netflix be feelin' the heat like a sunken treasure, tryin' to please the crew fer Wednesday's NFL Christmas brawl! After many scallywags had a rough time catchin' the Mike Tyson-Jake Paul match, the sea be churnin' with complaints! Ho ho, what a jolly mess!
December 25, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, as the NFL season sails into the sunset, four hearty gridiron swashbucklers regaled us with jolly tales of Christmas past whilst bestowin' bikes upon wee scallywags. Ho ho ho, 'tis a merry sight to see! Who knew pirates could give back with such cheer?
December 25, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! The NFL treasure map be nearlin' clear as day with but two weeks left in the regular sea-son! Even with the storms brewin', there's plenty o' gold to be had for those brave enough to sail forth! Yarrr, let the games begin!
December 24, 2024, 6:33 pm
Arrr! Travis and Jason Kelce be squar'in off with their fair lasses over that sappy tale, "Love Actually," as the jolly holiday tide be rollin' in! Blimey, it be a squabble fit for landlubbers, I say! Pirates prefer treasure, not tears, matey!
December 24, 2024, 5:16 pm
Arrr, as the New York Rangers be flounderin' like a fish outta water, the New Jersey Devils be havin' a jolly ol' time laughin' at their Hudson River foes on the fine Monday morn! Avast, me hearties, 'tis a merry spectacle indeed!
December 24, 2024, 5:04 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The league o' lacrosse be settin' its spyglass on the ruckus with the Halifax Thunderbirds' brave defender from this past weekend. What mischief be brewin' on the field, eh? Aye, 'tis a tale worth a hearty laugh or two!
December 24, 2024, 3:39 pm
Arrr, the brave Colorado Buffaloes' captain of the ship be defendin’ his matey Travis Hunter 'gainst the squall o' gossip 'bout his fair lass, Leanna Lenee! Aye, in these stormy seas o' drama, true mates stand firm like a hearty rum! Savvy?
December 24, 2024, 2:25 pm
Arrr, Imane Khelif, the swashbucklin' Algerian pugilist, be rumored to have flunked the gender tests in the ring! Yet, she still snagged four hearty votes fer AP's lass of the year! A fine tale o' irony, indeed, matey!
December 24, 2024, 11:47 am
Arrr, me hearties! On this Christmas Eve, the sports seas be as calm as a sleeping sea serpent! Only a solitary match, the Hawaii Bowl, be sailin' the calendar—‘tis a day for rum and rest, not for raucous revelry! Ho ho ho, let’s raise a mug instead!
December 24, 2024, 11:07 am
Arrr, me hearties! News from the frozen depths! Young Sophie Hediger, a brave lass of the Swiss seas, met her frosty fate when a mountain beast unleashed its snowy wrath! Aged but 26, she’s off to Davy Jones’ locker. Raise a tankard for the snow-capped swashbuckler!
December 24, 2024, 10:38 am
Arrr, me hearties! Former NFL swashbuckler Antonio Brown be makin’ his feelings on the foul brew of raw milk as clear as a lighthouse beacon! He be raisin’ his Jolly Roger against it in a post on the X, sayin’ it be a no-go, savvy?
December 24, 2024, 9:03 am
Arrr, matey! Word be flyin’ that an NBA sea hag of a ref confessed to Coach Nick Nurse, sayin’ she “blundered me way into Davy Jones’ locker” when poor Andre Drummond got the boot from Monday’s fracas. Aye, even the refs be makin’ fishy mistakes!
December 24, 2024, 5:19 am
Arrr, matey! Joel Embiid, the towering sea beast o’ the Philadelphia 76ers, was in a right froth with a scurvy ref on Monday night! After bein’ accused of foul play, he was tossed overboard like a rotten fish! Aye, what a ruckus on the hardwood!
December 24, 2024, 5:10 am
Arrr, matey! Even the mighty Lamar Jackson, captain o' the Ravens, be hankerin' to catch a glimpse of the fair Beyonce's jig at the halftime show, come Christmas Day! Win or lose, that be a treasure worth seekin’, aye!
December 23, 2024, 10:12 pm
Arrr matey! The Green Bay Packers set sail on Monday night, steerin’ their ship past the New Orleans Saints with nary a struggle! Aye, they made ‘em look like barnacles on the hull, claimin’ victory without breakin’ a sweat! A fine night for plunderin’, I say!
December 23, 2024, 8:19 pm
Arrr, mateys! Jarrett Allen, the gallant star o’ the Cleveland Cavaliers, set the crowd ablaze at Rocket Mortgage Fieldhouse on the night before settlin' scores with the Utah Jazz! Aye, he be a sight to behold, makin' the landlubbers cheer like scallywags at a treasure hoard!
December 23, 2024, 5:09 pm
Arrr, mateys! Joe Burrow, the captain of them Bengals, be spillin' the beans on why he gifted his crew of linemen shiny samurai swords for Christmas! Says he wants 'em ready fer battle, not just in the trenches but also in a duel o' honor, har har har!
December 23, 2024, 4:40 pm
Arrr, matey! Coach Antonio Pierce be laughin' in the face of scallywags grumblin' ‘bout the Raiders pilferin’ a victory from the Jaguars! What be a draft pick when the seas be callin'? Aye, let the doubters chew on their sour lemons!
December 23, 2024, 4:04 pm
Avast ye, mateys! Aye, the doughty Aaron Rodgers, captain of the Jets' fleet, be spillin' the beans about a fair lass in his life on the good ship ESPN's "Pat McAfee Show." Blimey! Love be in the air, but can he throw a pass with a heart so full? Arrr!
December 23, 2024, 3:24 pm
Arrr, matey! Coach DeMeco Ryans be spillin’ the beans on the sorry state o’ wide receiver Tank Dell after he danced with doom against the Kansas City Chiefs. Aye, that lad be in a right pickle, but fear not, for he be tougher than a barnacle on a ship's hull!
December 23, 2024, 9:42 am
Arrr! Walker Buehler, swaggerin’ from claimin’ his second treasure o’ the World Series with them Dodgers, be settin’ sail fer the Boston Red Sox! Aye, the lad be switchin’ ships, hopin’ to plunder more gold in the wild seas of MLB! Avast, what a jolly turn o’ tides!
December 23, 2024, 9:15 am
Arrr! The famed Colorado Buffaloe’s champion, Travis Hunter, and his fair lass Leanna Lenee have scuttled their social media ships, fleeing the stormy seas of online scorn. Aye, they’ve battened down the hatches, lettin’ no trolls aboard!
December 23, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Cast yer gaze upon the victorious crews of the 2024 season! The Kansas City Chiefs, Los Angeles Dodgers, and Michigan Wolverines be among those hoistin' their flags high! A merry band of champions, savvy? Now let’s raise a mug o’ grog to their glory!
December 23, 2024, 7:31 am
Arrr, matey! Michael Strahan, the legendary sea dog of the NFL, be callin’ Kirk Cousins’ ship a leaky vessel this season, now that young Michael Penix Jr., the shiny new captain o’ the Falcons, be settin’ sail as starter! Aye, the tides be turnin'!
December 23, 2024, 5:11 am
Arrr, matey! Brooke Slusser, the fair lass of San Jose State, be sendin’ a cannonball o' a message to the NCAA, after the Texas landlubber lawyer be stirrin' the pot ‘bout trans folks in women's sportin'! Avast, let the games begin!
December 23, 2024, 5:02 am
Arrr, mateys! The Jets' cannon-firing captain, Aaron Rodgers, be ringin’ the bells after takin' a right beatin’ from the Rams! With but two battles left in the season, he be warnin' the crew to shape up or walk the plank! Yarrr!
December 22, 2024, 10:49 pm
Arrr! The Dallas Buccaneers' backline be pirates o' fortune, snatchin' two crucial treasures from the Atlanta Falcons in the final quarter o' battle! With a hearty yo-ho, they sailed to victory, claimin' the spoils at 26-24! Avast, what a swashbucklin’ spectacle!
December 22, 2024, 8:38 pm
Arrr, the seven-time captain o’ the gridiron be not pleased, matey, at the mere whisper or jest that his lads from Alabama be takin’ treasure not rightly theirs! He’d sooner walk the plank than hear such scallywag tales!
December 22, 2024, 5:40 pm
Arrr, matey! The crafty C.J. Gardner-Johnson, with a hearty scowl, be sendin' the Washington landlubbers a cheeky gesture after bein' tossed from the fray on Sunday! Aye, ‘tis a jolly sight, a pirate’s salute to the scallywags!
December 22, 2024, 5:33 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Cincinnati Bengals crew sailed away from Sunday's skirmish with a grand victory! And thanks to a lucky scallywag, they be feastin' on a slice o' free pizza! Aye, who knew sportin' a jolly good time could fill yer belly too!
December 22, 2024, 4:44 pm
Arrr! It be that scallywag Matt Rempe o' the New York Rangers, caught red-handed plundering a Dallas Stars matey! He’s been sentenced to sit in the brig for eight games—a right proper time-out for his rough-and-tumble ways! Avast, lad, keep yer swashbucklin’ in check!
December 22, 2024, 4:39 pm
Arrr, matey! Texas’ top legal swashbuckler, Ken Paxton, be pointin’ a finger at the NCAA, claimin’ they be breachin’ the Texas Trade Code by lettin’ landlubber transgender athletes join the lasses in sportin’ battles! Aye, what a hullabaloo on the high seas of competition!
December 22, 2024, 10:25 am
Arrr, matey! C.J. Stroud, the brave captain o’ the Texans ship, be sayin’ he called upon the Good Lord after spyin’ his mate Tank Dell take a tumble, likely sendin’ him to Davy Jones’ locker this season. Aye, a bit o’ prayer be the remedy for rough seas!
December 22, 2024, 8:25 am
Arrr, the Detroit Lions be a fearsome crew at 12-2 under the watchful eye of Captain Dan Campbell! But lo, there be scallywags who squawk like parrots 'gainst his wild and daring tactics. Avast, let the doubters stew in their own bilge!
December 22, 2024, 8:18 am
Arrr, matey! Myles Garrett be crowned the fiercest sea dog o' the NFL, claimin' the title of Defensive Player o' the Year! With a bounty o' 42 tackles and 14 sacks, he be plunderin’ foes like a true swashbuckler! Avast, what a season it be!
December 21, 2024, 8:16 pm
Arrr, matey! In the final seas of battle against the scallywags from Cleveland, our captain Patrick Mahomes took a tumble and sprained his ankle! Fear not, for the trusty swab Carson Wentz took the helm in his stead. Aye, what a jolly sight it be!
December 21, 2024, 7:16 pm
Arrr, the scallywags o' the Baltimore Ravens be settin' sail for the postseason seas! With a hearty victory over the swabbin' Pittsburgh Steelers, they be keepin' their dreams o' claimin' the division treasure afloat! Avast, me hearties, 'tis a jolly good time to be a Raven!
December 21, 2024, 7:01 pm
Arrr, the Texas Longhorns did best the Clemson Tigers on the high seas of the gridiron this past Saturday! Now they be sailin’ smooth into the quarterfinals of the College Football Playoff, ready to plunder more victories! Aye, what a rum-soaked spectacle it be!
December 21, 2024, 5:50 pm
Arrr, matey! Quinn Ewers of Texas strutted into the grand arena donning a glitterin' gold Trump tie clip, like a parrot on a pirate’s shoulder, ready to battle the fearsome Clemson Tigers this Saturday. Aye, 'tis a sight to behold, a true swashbuckler of the gridiron!
December 21, 2024, 5:06 pm
Avast ye! The legendary Rickey Henderson, a master of thievin' bases and countin' runs, has sailed off to Davy Jones' locker at the ripe age of 65. Aye, he be missed, but his feats'll be shared over grog till the end of time! Arrr!
December 21, 2024, 4:55 pm
Arrr, matey! Young Travis Hunter be a swashbucklin' lad, sailin' the seas o' offense and defense to snatch the shiny Heisman doubloon! Cap'n Deion Sanders be vowin’ to keep the scallywag playin’ both sides when he boards the NFL ship. Aye, what a jolly adventure awaits!
December 21, 2024, 3:42 pm
Arrr, matey! Our brave Patrick Mahomes, with a twisted ankle like a scallywag's leg in a storm, did duel the Houston Texans, claimin' victory with a hearty 27-19! Now, the Chiefs be but a treasure map away from a first-round bye, savvy?
December 21, 2024, 10:24 am
Arrr, the Atlanta Falcons be settin' sail to toss Kirk Cousins overboard after but a single season o' woeful play! A scallywag named Michael Penix Jr. be ready to hoist the sails in his stead. Avast, me hearties, the tides be turnin'!
December 21, 2024, 10:17 am
Arrr, me hearties! Young Anthony Rubio, son of the Senator, did hoist the sails o' victory, gallopin' like a true swashbuckler! He be hittin' the treasure chest with his first collegiate touchdown in the Gasparilla Bowl against the cursed Tulane crew. Aye, what a jolly good show!
December 21, 2024, 9:21 am
Arrr, Coach Cignetti of Indiana be sayin’ he hoisted the dubious punt in the fourth quarter o' Friday's scallywag defeat to Notre Dame, claimin', "Our offense be as useful as a ship with no sails!" Aye, a jolly fine excuse, me hearty!
December 21, 2024, 6:00 am
Arrr! The Kansas City Buccaneers be dodgin’ Davy Jones’ locker more times than a parrot on me shoulder! But our matey Justin Reid, he be findin’ great treasure in the grumblers’ jests. Aye, let ‘em howl! We be sailin’ to glory, 13-1 and still plunderin’!
December 21, 2024, 12:38 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Notre Dame Fighting Irish be settin' sail fer the quarterfinals o' the College Football Playoff, makin' quick work o' them landlubbers from Indiana in South Bend on Friday! Aye, they be plunderin' the scoreboard like true scallywags!
December 20, 2024, 8:39 pm
Arrr, matey! Once upon a time, ol' Nick Saban, the captain of Alabama's gridiron ship, learned the ropes of keepin’ the crew's standards higher than a crow’s nest! He be the swashbucklin’ ruler of a mighty college football fleet, savvy? Aye, 'twas a wild ride on the high seas of sport!
December 20, 2024, 7:24 pm
Arrr, matey! After reelin’ in but a single pass for a mere six yards in four battles with the Ravens crew, Diontae Johnson was sent adrift, markin’ the end of his stormy voyage with the scallywags! Aye, a short and wild ride, indeed!
December 20, 2024, 4:54 pm
Arrr, matey! Though no fists did fly, Jordan Clarkson and Ron Holland II found themselves walkin’ the plank Thursday night for merely standin’ toe-to-toe, lookin’ fierce as barnacles on a ship's hull! A fine spectacle, yet no rum was spilled in the scuffle!
December 20, 2024, 4:42 pm
Arrr, matey! On a fateful Thursday eve, two lassies of the NBA seas tried to seize the court during the Knicks’ grand triumph over the Timberwolves. But lo! Security be like a fierce storm, tackling 'em to Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, a right jolly mess!
December 20, 2024, 4:18 pm
Arrr, matey! The NFL's pass interference be stirrin' a right ruckus, like a scallywag in a tavern! Aye, even a Super Bowl conqueror be callin' for the league to hand out penalty yards, just like them landlubber colleges! Let the flag fly, or face the wrath of Davy Jones!
December 20, 2024, 11:02 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Georgia Bulldogs be settin' sail with young Gunner Stockton takin' the helm, as poor Carson Beck be marooned with injury! Aye, the College Football Playoffs be a wild sea, and we be hopin' Gunner don’t capsize the ship!
December 20, 2024, 9:44 am
Arrr! The Denver Broncos sailed forth with cannons blazing, but 'twas the Los Angeles Chargers who charted a new course, takin' the helm in the second half to claim the spoils of the AFC West! Aye, a right jolly good pillagin' they gave!
December 20, 2024, 9:14 am
Avast, me hearties! Brock Purdy, the mighty captain of the 49ers, bestowed upon his trusty crew o’ linemen nine shiny chariots for Christmas! Aye, it be said he’s bound to score a treasure trove of gold soon, so he’s splashing out like a jolly sea rogue! Arrr!
December 20, 2024, 6:51 am
Arrr, matey! At yon California school board gathering, a right ruckus broke loose! Parents be screechin’ like scallywags, whilst the transgender buccaneers fired back with their own squawkin’. It were a stormy sea of outrage, with no treasure in sight, just a heap o’ hilarity!
December 19, 2024, 11:06 pm
Arrr! The Los Angeles Chargers be makin' history, landlubbers! They netted a fine free kick field goal for the first time since the days of '76, just like they did back when they sailed the waters of San Diego. Aye, a true treasure of a kick!
December 19, 2024, 8:53 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Before the gatherin' o' the classroom captains at the Riverside Unified School District, there be a ruckus! Some scallywags shouted for trans treasure seekers to join the crew, whilst others hoisted their colors against 'em, all ‘neath the shadow of a lawsuit's stormy seas!
December 19, 2024, 8:32 pm
Arrr, matey! It be said that the swashbucklin' Adrian Peterson, once a fleet-footed mate in the NFL, be dodgin' the law in Texas! He be failin' to show fer his court duties ‘bout them wee ones, leavin' warrants sailin' for his capture! A true landlubber's folly, I say!
December 19, 2024, 5:59 pm
Avast ye! NCAA Cap'n Charlie Baker be crowin’ like a rooster ‘bout the swellin’ TV numbers for the lasses’ volleyball swashbucklin’, even as the stormy seas of controversy be brewin’. Aye, a jolly good show it be, but keep yer eye on the horizon, mateys!
December 19, 2024, 5:08 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The NBA's treasure map be showin' a 25% drop in gold from last season's haul! Even the mighty Joe Mazzulla of the Celtics be confessin' he’s part of the scallywag problem! Shiver me timbers, what a ruckus on the high seas of basketball!
December 19, 2024, 4:51 pm
Arrr, matey! The gallant Patrick Mahomes, captain of the Chiefs, had his peg leg a'twistin' from an ankle scallywag injury, but fear not! It seems this swashbuckler be ready to sail the field without missin' a beat. Avast, the game be safe!
December 19, 2024, 4:35 pm
Arrr, as the cursed New York Jets be readyin' to sink deeper than Davy Jones' locker, young Garrrrett Wilson be keepin' his options as open as a treasure chest! This third-year buccaneer ain't pledgin' his heart to a crew destined for shipwreck, savvy?
December 19, 2024, 3:32 pm
Avast ye! Captain Charlie Baker be sailin' the stormy seas o' controversy, makin' a ruckus 'bout lettin' trans mates join the fair lassies in the NCAA. Aye, he’s doubled down like a drunken sailor, tryin' to steer the ship through treacherous waters! Arrr, what a jolly hullabaloo!
December 19, 2024, 11:38 am
Arrr, me hearties! The NFL be summonin' the landlubbers in Congress to hoist the sails on a bill, grantin' the crown the power to plunder any pesky drones that dare to invade our skies on game days! Avast, let no sky-borne scallywag spoil our match!
December 19, 2024, 10:58 am
Arrr, matey! Coach Deion be swearin' on the high seas that his lad, Shedeur, be the finest treasure in the NFL Draft come next April! After a mighty fine season, he’ll be plunderin’ the top pick faster than a scallywag snatches a gold doubloon!
December 19, 2024, 10:56 am
Avast ye, landlubbers! A scandalous tale from The Athletic be blowin' in the winds! It be said that Captain Woody Johnson o' the New York Jets be makin' his choices guided by the whims of that cursed contraption, Madden NFL! Arrr, what a jolly jest, indeed!
December 19, 2024, 8:06 am
Arrr, matey! Chase Brown, the swashbucklin' Bengals scallywag, be feelin' foul about the hefty gold piece he lost fer takin' a dive into the Salvation Army's kettle at AT&T Stadium! Aye, he thought it be a jolly good splash, not a treasure hunt gone awry! Har har har!
December 18, 2024, 8:27 pm
Arrr, matey! Patrick and Brittany Mahomes be settin' sail to a grand Eras Tour shindig, thrown by none other than the fair Taylor Swift. Aye, that swashbucklin' tour be done and dusted just this month! What say ye? Let’s hoist a mug to the merry times!
December 18, 2024, 6:52 pm
Arrr, matey! The fair captain of PETA, Ingrid Newkirk, spun a yarn fer Fox News Digital 'bout that scallywag Michael Vick takin' the helm as head coach o' the football crew. A fine mess o’ fur and feathers it be, I tell ye!
December 18, 2024, 5:58 pm
Arrr, matey! Young lass Trinity Rodman be spillin’ the beans on her wild sea of woes with her old salt of a father, Dennis Rodman, the NBA swashbuckler! Aye, she be callin’ it a 'traumatic' voyage, but fear not, for the tides of time be ever-changin’!
December 18, 2024, 5:45 pm
Arrr, matey! Aidan Hutchinson, the fierce lion of Detroit, be sayin’ he’s on course to sail back fer the grand Super Bowl, even after he snapped his leg like a twig in October! Aye, he be tougher than a barnacle on a ship's hull!
December 18, 2024, 5:21 pm
Arrr, matey! Travis and Jason Kelce be raisin' their cutlasses 'gainst that scallywag, Josh Williams, and his O.H.I.O. Sportsmanship Act! Shiver me timbers, ban flag plantin' on Ohio State's turf? That be like askin' a parrot to stop squawkin'! A right laugh, it be!
December 18, 2024, 5:16 pm
Arrr, it be said that Nolan Arenado, savvy scallywag, did not cast off his no-trade clause when the fine lads o' the St. Louis Cardinals struck a deal to send him to the swabs o' the Houston Astros! Aye, he be holdin’ fast to his treasure, savvy?
December 18, 2024, 4:41 pm
Arrr, the spat 'twixt Ryan Clark and Aaron Rodgers be blowin' up like a powder keg! The old sea dog Clark be spoutin' a jolly five-minute yarn, takin' a right jibe at the Jets' captain. Aye, 'tis a feudin' tale fit for a tavern full o' scallywags!
December 18, 2024, 11:03 am
Arrr, matey! Old Jason Kelce, the mighty center of them Eagles, be frettin' over the flying contraptions spottin’ across the East Coast! Aye, he be wonderin' if they be spyin’ on his treasure or just takin’ a gander at his fine beard on this latest "New Heights" episode!
December 18, 2024, 10:56 am
Arrr, news from the high seas! Young Janis Timma, a lad once dreamin' of slam dunks, has taken a dive into Davy Jones' locker in Russia. The Orlando Magic be weepin' like scallywags for their lost matey. A tragic tale, indeed, me hearties!
December 18, 2024, 10:48 am
Arrr, young Kai Trump, the sprightly granddaughter of the mighty Trump, did jest with a famous swashbuckler of the greens, inquiring of the lad Scottie Scheffler 'bout his run-in with the law come May of the year twenty and twenty-four! Aye, the tides of mischief be ever flowin'!
December 18, 2024, 10:39 am
Arrr, matey! That scallywag Teddy Bridgewater be settin' his sights on the NFL seas once more, after leadin' his old school crew to a treasure o' a state title in Florida! Aye, the wind be fillin' his sails for a grand comeback, savvy?
December 18, 2024, 5:20 am
Arrr, matey! Cody Bellinger be a'joinin' forces with the mighty slugger Giancarlo Stanton, thanks to a trade 'twixt the Yankees! And lo, Bellinger's lass once sailed the seas o' love with Stanton—what a jolly shipwreck o' romance that be!
December 18, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr matey! The Buffalo Bills be sailin’ the high seas, lookin’ to usurp the Kansas City Chiefs from their throne! With Captain Josh Allen steerin’ the ship like a true MVP, they bested the Lions last Sunday. Aye, three more victories could solidify their claim, savvy?
December 17, 2024, 8:28 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Jerry Jones, the loudmouthed captain of the Dallas Cowboys ship, be spillin' the beans on his fine feasts! Aye, he’s regaled us with tales of critters from the sea and land he’s savored. Savvy? A true buccaneer o’ the banquet, that one!
December 17, 2024, 8:12 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Atlanta Falcons be hoistin’ their sails, declarin’ that young Michael Penix Jr. be takin’ the helm as captain o’ the ship! Kirk Cousins be steerin’ us into stormy seas, but now we be settin’ course for treasure, savvy? Avast, let’s see what the lad can do!
December 17, 2024, 5:29 pm
Arrr, matey! The famed Aaron Rodgers, a swashbucklin' Jet, did spill his secrets to Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.! He claims his uncle’s untimely send-off got his sea legs in politics. Such tales be spun in yon tome "Enigma." Aye, what a yarn!
December 17, 2024, 5:17 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Conor McGregor, that swashbucklin' UFC scallywag, be settin' sail to duke it out with Logan Paul in a jolly ol' boxing bout in India! Aye, both buccaneers be ready to trade blows and laughs on the high seas of sport!
December 17, 2024, 5:14 pm
Arrr, matey! The New York Yankees be snatchin’ up the swashbucklin’ outfielder Cody Bellinger, craftin’ their backup scheme after Juan Soto sailed away. Aye, it be a fine treasure to plunder, but let’s hope he don’t walk the plank!
December 17, 2024, 4:04 pm
Arrr, Troy Aikman be no landlubber! He knows the storms young Caleb Williams be weatherin’ in his first voyage with the Chicago Bears. That’s why the ol’ sea dog be worried 'bout the lad's brave heart holdin’ up! Aye, confidence be a treasure worth plunderin'!
December 17, 2024, 11:21 am
Arrr, matey! Deommodore Lenoir, the swashbucklin' cornerback of the 49ers crew, be lettin' it be known that De'Vondre Campbell, that landlubber linebacker, ain't welcome in the ship's hold after bein' tossed overboard for mischief! Aye, he be a scallywag worth the plank!
December 17, 2024, 11:01 am
Arrr, on a fine Saturday, the scallywags o’ the USA Fencin’ crew gathered fer a mighty meetin’! They cast their votes, but alas, they scuttled several fine notions ‘bout the troublesome tides in the land. No sails raised today, mateys!
December 17, 2024, 9:47 am
Arrr, me hearties! Former gridiron swashbuckler Matt Ryan be spoutin’ that the Kansas City Buccaneers ought to stash their star, Patrick Mahomes, in the crow's nest come playoff time, due to a pesky ankle ailment! Blimey, what a jolly jape that'd be!
December 17, 2024, 9:26 am
Arrr, matey! Will Levis, the swashbucklin' Titan of Tennessee, sailed into a stormy battle 'gainst the Bengals, but alas, he floundered! And to add salt to the wound, his fair lass be watchin’ from the crow's nest! Aye, what a sight for sore eyes, that be!
December 16, 2024, 10:37 pm
Arrr, the Atlanta Falcons be breakin' their cursed run o' four defeats, as Kirk Cousins finally lobbed a ball o' glory into the end zone, claimin' victory over the scallywags o' Las Vegas Raiders on a moonlit Monday night! Aye, treasure be sweet after a long drought!
December 16, 2024, 10:33 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Minnesota Vikings plundered the Chicago Bears from the first cannon blast to the last, claimin’ a treasure of 30 to 12! With a seven-game streak, they be as fierce as a stormy sea! Avast, let the grog flow and the cheers resound!
December 16, 2024, 8:59 pm
Arrr, matey! The scallywag Michael Vick, once a fearsome quarterback of the NFL seas, be swimmin' in the college coaching waters! Rumor has it, Sacramento State and Norfolk State be whisperin' sweet nothings to this rogue! Avast, what a hullabaloo!
December 16, 2024, 8:20 pm
Arrr, on a fine moonlit night, the Minnesota Vikings' finest—both ghostly and living—did gather to raise a ruckus in honor of the legendary Randy Moss, who be fightin' the scurvy cancer! Aye, even the bravest of sea dogs shed a tear for this mighty matey!
December 16, 2024, 5:32 pm
Arrr, Bill Belichick be settin' sail with the North Carolina Tar Heels! With a swiftness like a cannonball, he be huntin' for fresh crew to join his ranks, plunderin' the recruitment waters right quick! Avast, the treasure of talent awaits! Savvy?
December 16, 2024, 3:53 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Coach Franklin be standin' up fer his matey Beau Pribula, who be jumpin' ship fer the transfer seas, even with the treasure of the CFP ahead! A bold move, say I, but who can blame a lad for seekin' his fortune? Avast, let the wind guide him!
December 16, 2024, 3:17 pm
Arrr, matey! David Montgomery be adrift for the rest o’ the 2024 season, as the captain o’ the Detroit Lions, Dan Campbell, be spillin’ the beans. Our brave sailor's knee be needin’ some fine stitching after Sunday’s battle, alas! Aye, the seas be rough fer our lad!
December 16, 2024, 2:16 pm
Arrr, matey! De'Vondre Campbell, that scallywag linebacker of the 49ers, be sittin' in the brig fer three long weeks fer refusin' to join the fray 'gainst the Rams! Aye, he be more scared of the fight than a landlubber at a sword fight! Har har har!
December 16, 2024, 11:26 am
Arrr, matey! Travis Hunter, that doughty swashbuckler of the Colorado seas, hoisted his cutlass in defense of his fair lass, as a tempest of scorn rained down upon her for naught but a harmless frolic at some landlubber’s gathering! Blimey, what a hullabaloo!
December 16, 2024, 11:26 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Miami Dolphins be spillin' the beans on their wide receiver, Grant DuBose, who took a mighty tumble in a scuffle against the Houston Texans. He be all banged up, but fear not! He’ll be back to swab the deck soon enough!
December 16, 2024, 10:21 am
Arrr, matey! Young Patrick Mahomes, the salty sea captain of the Kansas City crew, be limpin' after clashin’ with the Cleveland scallywags! He was bellyachin' 'bout playin' three battles in but 11 days, then went and twisted his ankle! A true pirate’s folly, be it not?
December 16, 2024, 10:13 am
Avast, me hearties! The swabs o' the NFL be settin' fire to the officiatin' scallywags after a right ruckus in the final ticks o' the clock in the clash o' the Commanders and Saints. Arrr, 'tis a sight to behold when fans unleash their fury!
December 16, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr, matey! The Green Bay Packers plundered the Seattle Seahawks on a fine Sunday night, leavin' 'em in the dust! Geno Smith be walkin' the plank with a knee ailment, savvy? A right jolly romp for them Packers, aye!
December 15, 2024, 7:45 pm
Arrr, matey! The Buffalo Bills be plunderin' the Detroit Lions on the high seas o' Sunday, claimin' victory in a raucous 48-42 duel! Our swashbucklin’ hero, Josh Allen, be stackin' his MVP treasure with four mighty touchdowns! Aye, what a tale to tell 'round the grog!
December 15, 2024, 7:01 pm
Arrr, me hearties! It be said that Captain Mahomes of the Chiefs be week-to-week, after bein' trampled by a pair o’ scallywags from the Browns! Aye, that ankle be lookin' more twisted than a shipwrecked galleon! Let’s raise a tankard for his speedy return!
December 15, 2024, 6:09 pm
Arrr, mates! Super Bowl buccaneers Tedy and Julian be chortlin' over Captain Belichick's wild choice to swap the NFL seas for the Tar Heels' shores! Aye, what madness! Methinks he be searchin’ for treasure in a land o’ college scallywags!
December 15, 2024, 5:05 pm
Arrr, matey! Lamar Jackson be settin’ sail on five mighty touchdown cannons, helpin' the Baltimore Ravens plunder the New York Giants with a hefty 35-14 treasure haul on Sunday! Aye, them Giants didn’t stand a chance against this swashbucklin’ quarterback!
December 15, 2024, 4:36 pm
Arrr! The Philadelphia Eagles and Pittsburgh Steelers be havin’ a raucous scuffle, like scurvy dogs, in the first quarter of their grand rivalry showdown on the fateful night! ‘Twas a sight to behold, with fists flyin’ and feathers a’rufflin’! Blimey, what a merry fracas it be!
December 15, 2024, 3:50 pm
Arrr! Last week, the fair maiden Taylor Swift be quizzed 'bout a tune and the doughty Brock Purdy. With a wink and a grin, she spun a tale 'bout the San Francisco 49ers’ brave captain, makin’ the crew belly laugh with her clever words! Avast, what a jolly jest!
December 15, 2024, 3:43 pm
Arrr, on the high seas of Sunday in Houston, fear struck as the brave Grant DuBose of the Miami Dolphins found himself in a pickle! With a mighty thud, his jersey had to be severed, and off he went on a stretcher, lookin' like a shipwrecked scallywag!
December 15, 2024, 11:32 am
Arrr, me hearties! Gary Danielson, the wise sage of CBS, be blowin’ his top like a cannon! The scallywags in stripes made a right daft call in the third quarter while the Navy Midshipmen bested the Army Black Knights! Avast, those landlubbers be needin' a lesson in fair play!
December 15, 2024, 11:07 am
Arrr! The brave 49ers be ponderin' a mutinous deed, thinkin' to shackle their stout linebacker, De'Vondre Campbell, fer refusin' to join the fray against them scallywags, the Los Angeles Rams. Aye, ‘tis a fine pickle he be in, caught between the sea and the landlubbers!
December 15, 2024, 10:44 am
Arrr, the gallant Ashton Jeanty of the Boise State crew be wailin’ like a scallywag who lost his doubloons! That scurvy Travis Hunter o' the Colorado lot snatched the Heisman Trophy right from under his nose! Aye, 'tis a rough sea for our brave bronco matey!
December 15, 2024, 9:49 am
Arrr, matey! 'Twas a sad tale, this Gleaton Jones, a fine young lad of 21. He met his fate in a wild chariot crash, sufferin' a blow to his noggin. The sea be cruel, but the land be crueler still! Raise a mug for the buccaneer in peace!
December 14, 2024, 8:49 pm
Arrr, matey! Ashton Jeanty, the bold Boise State swashbuckler, spun a speech fit for the Heisman stage. But alas! The fates be cruel, and his words be lost to the briny deep, never to grace the ears of landlubbers! Avast, what a fine jest that be!
December 14, 2024, 7:58 pm
Arrr, matey! Travis Hunter, that scallywag, be reckonin’ to be the finest catch in the NFL sea, dominatin’ like a true buccaneer on both sides o’ the field! On Saturday night, he snagged the famed Heisman Trophy—aye, what a treasure that be! Raise yer tankards to the lad!
December 14, 2024, 6:05 pm
Avast, mateys! The Navy lads be baskin' in glory, topplin’ the Army Black Knights whilst the mighty Trump and Musk be watchin' with wide eyes! A right jolly upset, ‘tis! Now they be dancin’ a jig in the win column, like scallywags with a treasure chest!
December 14, 2024, 5:32 pm
Arrr, matey! Daniel Penny be dubbed a gallant hero on the treacherous seas of social media, thanks to a jolly fine pic of him squarin’ off with Captain Trump and First Mate Vance at the grand Army-Navy shindig! Aye, fame be a fickle treasure!
December 14, 2024, 3:31 pm
Arrr, it seems ol' Bill Belichick be slackin' in his seafarin' duties 'fore settlin' in at UNC! Rumor has it, that scallywag be peekin' at the New York Jets instead! Aye, what a tangled web of folly he be weavin'!
December 14, 2024, 3:17 pm
Arrr, one scallywag from the Detroit Lions crew be findin' himself in a pickle! He be yellin' like a banshee at the Green Bay Packers' captain, Matt LaFleur, during their raucous Week 14 skirmish. Now he’s in hot water, likely regretin' his choice to tussle with the sea dogs!
December 14, 2024, 2:57 pm
Arrr, mateys! Coach Doeren of the Wolfpack be readyin' fer a grand bowl battle! But lo and behold, the first query tossed his way was 'bout that scallywag UNC's new captain! Aye, the tides of college football be shiftin' like a ship in a storm! Savvy?
December 14, 2024, 11:28 am
Arrr, me hearties! The football crew be rallyin’ 'round the great Randy Moss, that legendary wide receiver of Vikings and Patriots fame, who just spilled the beans ‘bout a nasty foe called cancer. We be sendin’ him good vibes and a hearty "Yo ho!" to beat that scallywag!
December 14, 2024, 11:24 am
Arrr, matey! Ashton Jeanty, the swashbucklin' running back from Boise State, be the lone buccaneer representin' his crew at the Heisman hoedown! The landlubbers be givin' him their hearty cheers, for he be the only scallywag to fly the school’s flag on Friday!
December 14, 2024, 7:35 am
Arrr, matey! If ye be settin’ sail with the Army or Navy, ye can’t be plunderin' the NIL doubloons! But fear not, fer that’s what makes college football a treasure of purest form, claims the captain of USAA, Wayne Peacock! Yarrr, let the games begin!
December 14, 2024, 7:32 am
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties! This Saturday, the grand Army-Navy duel be causin' quite the ruckus, with chatter aplenty o'er both the riggin' and the tavern! So hoist yer flags and prepare for a jolly good show, lest ye be walkin' the plank!
December 13, 2024, 8:58 pm
Avast, me hearties! On a fine Friday, the legendary Joe Theismann, a grand quartermaster of the NFL, bestowed two shiny vessels upon brave sea dogs of the U.S. military, all ‘fore a legendary clash ‘twixt Army and Navy in the fair port of Washington, D.C.! Aye, what a jolly tale!
December 13, 2024, 5:41 pm
Arrr, matey! Ed Kelce, the ol' seadog and father of the Chiefs' tight end, be settin' sail with but a handful o' dubloons! For the fair maiden Taylor Swift's grand 35th birthday, he be reckonin' a mere 10 pieces o' eight'll do! A true buccaneer’s bargain, yarrr!
December 13, 2024, 5:40 pm
Arrr! NFL legend Randy Moss be spillin’ the beans, sayin’ the scallywag’s been struck by the dreaded cancer curse! Just a fortnight after he jumped ship from his ESPN parley! Avast, let’s raise a tankard for our matey’s quick recovery, lest he be walkin’ the plank!
December 13, 2024, 3:48 pm
Arrr! The Yankees snatched up the fine All-Star closer, Devin Williams, from the Brewers’ hold, givin’ up their trusty cannon Nestor Cortes and a wee lad named Caleb Durbin. A trade fit for a treasure map, ‘tis it not? Avast, let the rum flow!
December 13, 2024, 3:39 pm
Arrr, matey! Sheila Johnson, the fair owner of the Washington Mystics, be sayin’ that Time Magazine oughta hoist the entire WNBA crew on its cover, not just that lass Caitlin Clark! Aye, give the whole fleet a chance to shine, or ye be walkin' the plank!
December 13, 2024, 9:38 am
Arrr, me hearties! Vice President-elect JD Vance be spillin' the beans that ol' Daniel Penny be joinin' him at the grand Army-Navy hullabaloo in Maryland this Saturday! A jolly good time, I say! Let’s hoist a tankard and keep the cannons firing!
December 13, 2024, 7:43 am
Arrr! Me hearties, Riley Gaines be squabblin' with the lefty scallywag Jemele Hill o'er Caitlin Clark's chatter 'bout 'White privilege.' It be a right ruckus, like two deckhands fightin' fer the last grog! Avast, let the banter flow like rum on a stormy sea!
December 13, 2024, 7:35 am
Arrr! Jake Paul's Most Valuable Promotions be hoistin' the sails with a fine catch—Olympic treasure and world champion lass, Tammara "Tamm" Thibeault, be joinin' the crew! Avast, the sea be gettin' mightier with this swashbucklin' addition!
December 13, 2024, 6:16 am
Arrr, matey! A new dawn be risin' in Chapel Hill, North Carolina! One savvy UNC swashbuckler be snatchin' up a fine two-word treasure o' a trademark to seize the day! Avast, 'tis a jolly good fortune, aye!
December 13, 2024, 5:49 am
Arrr, matey! Who’d a-thunk it? The finest scallywags of the gridiron, with their cannons primed, couldn’t muster a single touchdown! But lo and behold, the Rams sailed past the 49ers in this here crucial clash, proving even the fiercest can stumble on flat seas! Aye, what a hullabaloo!
December 12, 2024, 10:54 pm
Arrr, matey! While our mighty LeBron be hobbled by a cursed foot and feelin' like a landlubber, the Lakers grant him a leave o' absence for "personal reasons." Aye, even the fiercest captain needs a wee rest when the seas be rough!
December 12, 2024, 8:22 pm
Arrr, matey! Crystal Mangum be spillin' the beans after 16 long years, claimin' her tale of woe 'bout them Duke Lacrosse scallywags be naught but a tall tale! Aye, the storm o' controversy brewed over a piece of swabs' yarn! A merry jest, indeed!
December 12, 2024, 6:27 pm
Arrr! Bill Belichick be settin' sail with North Carolina for a five-year treasure! But lo, he didn’t sign the parchment ‘til he parleyed with the ghostly legends o' the school. Aye, even a pirate knows ye best consult the spirits before raisin' the Jolly Roger!
December 12, 2024, 5:27 pm
Arrr! The Yankees and them Astros be parleyin' over a fine swashbuckler named Kyle Tucker, but alas, they be as far apart as a landlubber from the sea! Aye, the gold doubloons ain't a'comin' easy, matey!
December 12, 2024, 5:10 pm
Avast, me hearties! Juan Soto be now a true New York Met, donning his fine blue and orange stripes like a jolly sea captain! But he be shoutin’ a cheeky message to the Yankees crew—prepare yer seas, for this pirate's takin’ the treasure! Arrr!
December 12, 2024, 4:54 pm
Arrr, Dan Slavin be spillin' the beans to Fox News, claimin’ he be watchin' his lass swab the deck with a transgender matey! Aye, they say her squawkin' 'gainst it be akin to the ol' Nazis! A fine hullabaloo on the high seas of sport, I say!
December 12, 2024, 4:25 pm
Arrr, the landlubbers in Columbus be shoutin' for Ryan Day’s head louder than a cannon blast! But their Captain, athletic director Ross Bjork, be turnin’ a deaf ear like a scallywag dodgin’ a storm. Aye, he be sailin’ his own course, matey!
December 12, 2024, 11:00 am
Ahoy mateys! Cap'n Mark Davis be sayin’ he won’t be makin’ any rash choices 'twixt the tides o’ this season, even when questioned 'bout that scallywag Antonio Pierce’s fate aboard the Raiders ship! Aye, he be waitin’ for calmer waters, savvy?
December 12, 2024, 10:57 am
Avast, me hearties! The NFL be stretchin' the break o' the Baltimore Ravens and Houston Texans clash on Christmas! Why, ye ask? For the blazin’ songstress Beyoncé to dazzle our eyes and ears! Aye, we'll be dancin’ and singin’ like scallywags on a treasure hunt! Arrr!
December 12, 2024, 8:21 am
Arrr, matey! Archie Manning be takin’ back his blabber 'bout wantin’ his lad, Arch, to don the star of the Cowboys after he sails the seas at Texas. Seems like even a pirate can’t always steer the ship right! Har har har!
December 12, 2024, 8:14 am
Arrr, matey! Young Xavier Worthy, a spry lad in the Chiefs’ crew, be revelin’ in plunderin’ victories in his maiden voyage in the NFL! But aye, he’s learned to dance as the scallywag, for the landlubbers hope he and his mateys be walkin’ the plank! Har har!
December 12, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, Drew Brees be havin' a chinwag with them scallywags at Fox News, yappin' 'bout his ol' Saints crew, Captain Sean Payton's fine fortune, and his latest treasure hunt in the world of business! Aye, that landlubber be keepin' busy like a parrot on a pirate's shoulder!
December 11, 2024, 9:09 pm
Arrr, matey! Legends o’ the hardwood, Tracy McGrady and Vince Carter, be now partin’ with a piece o’ the Buffalo Bills treasure! They be joinin’ a crew o’ ten scallywags, led by the Pegula family. Aye, what a jolly band o’ pillagers they be, chasin’ glory on land and sea!
December 11, 2024, 7:25 pm
Arrr, matey! UFC swashbuckler Colby Covington be settin' sail on a tirade 'gainst the great LeBron James, chattin' with landlubbers afore his bout this Saturday! Aye, the salty sea be hearin’ all his jests and jibes, as he prepares to trade blows like a true buccaneer!
December 11, 2024, 6:54 pm
Arrr, matey! Billionaire Jay-Z be accused o’ dastardly deeds, but fear not! The NFL commissioner be sayin’ his jolly partnership with the league shan’t sink! Aye, it seems even scandal can’t shatter their treasure-laden bond! Avast, what a merry jest!
December 11, 2024, 11:42 am
Arrr, matey! Floyd “Money” Mayweather claims he weren’t no scallywag roughed up by a riled mob in London! Word has it, they were a-feudin’ ‘cause he threw his lot in with Israel! Aye, but he stood firm like a sturdy ship in a storm!
December 11, 2024, 9:42 am
Arrr, matey! Niners' scallywag Deebo Samuel be shoutin' from the crow's nest, grumblin' 'bout his meager plunderin' chances! He hoisted the flag o' frustration, claimin' it's why he ain't fillin' his treasure chest with bounty. Avast, give the lad more cannonballs to fire!
December 11, 2024, 7:51 am
Arrr, mateys! Rohan Dennis, a two-time champ o' the Olympiad, be caught in a pickle! He confessed to a wee misdeed, now he’s bound fer the brig fer the tragic fate o’ his lass, Melissa, who met her end by his wheel! Blimey, what a hullabaloo!
December 11, 2024, 6:51 am
Arrr, matey! Google be spillin' the beans on the most sought-after scallywag in the year o' our Lord 2024! Behold! Boxer Imane Khelif be sittin' atop the treasure heap, outshinin' the legendary Simone Biles and the fearsome Mike Tyson. Blimey! Who’d a thunk it?
December 11, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, matey! Might young Daniel Jones sail the same treacherous seas as Sam Darnold, the scallywag he be shadowin' with the Minnesota Vikings? A seasoned ol' sea dog thinks it might just be true! Hoist the sails and brace for adventure on the gridiron!
December 11, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, the Detroit Lions be reigning supreme on the NFL seas, but shiver me timbers! A raucous week hath tossed the rankings like a ship in a storm, leavin' Fox News Digital's power list a-changin' faster than a scallywag at a treasure hunt!
December 10, 2024, 8:53 pm
Arrr, matey! The fierce Angela Carini, lass of the fisticuffs, snagged her eighth Italian crown after a right scandalous flakin’ at the Paris Olympics against that scallywag Imane Khelif! Aye, the tides be turnin’ for this swashbucklin’ boxer!
December 10, 2024, 7:03 pm
Arrr, matey! WNBA treasure Caitlin Clark be tellin’ Time magazine that the fair Taylor Swift be summonin' her to witness a Kansas City Chiefs clash! Aye, what a jolly sight ‘twill be—pirates and pop stars, cheerin' for gold and glory!
December 10, 2024, 5:16 pm
Avast, mateys! Olympic swashbuckler Jack Alexy hoisted the sails as the Yanks sailed past the world record in the men’s 4x100 freestyle relay! On the first day of the short-course swimming shindig, they splashed like sea-dogs huntin’ treasure! Arrr, what a sight to behold!
December 10, 2024, 4:57 pm
Arrr, me hearties! On the morrow, the famed Ryne Sandberg, a legend of the diamond, be sayin’ that the pesky scourge of prostate cancer, thought to be vanquished by the devil’s rays, be makin’ a right return, like a scallywag with a treasure map! Avast, what a tale!
December 10, 2024, 4:44 pm
Arrr, matey! The scallywag quarterback of the New York Jets, Aaron Rodgers, be frettin' over those pesky flying contraptions spyin' in New Jersey! He laid his worries bare on the deck of "The Pat McAfee Show." Avast, what’s next—seagulls with telescopes? Har har!
December 10, 2024, 3:31 pm
Avast ye! Twas nigh twenty years since that scallywag Michael Strahan hoisted the sack record from under Mark Gastineau’s nose, and yet the old Jet still bares his cannons at Brett Favre! What a rum-soaked hullabaloo, I say!
December 10, 2024, 11:57 am
Arrr, mateys! Young Caitlin Clark, a swashbucklin' lass from Indiana, set the American seas ablaze with her rookie prowess! On the fine Tuesday past, she be crowned Time's Athlete of the Year! Aye, raise a tankard to the lass who be sailin’ to glory!
December 10, 2024, 10:42 am
Avast ye! As the noble Randy Moss sails away from ESPN's deck to duel with a mysterious beast within, a tide o' support rains down upon him, even from the legendary Tom Brady, who be shoutin' encouragement on FOX NFL Sunday! Arrr, may the winds be at his back!
December 10, 2024, 9:58 am
Arrr, matey! Minnesota Vikings' great Kyle Rudolph be hootin' 'n hollerin' fer young Sam Darnold’s first year aboard! But alas, he be sayin' it be tougher than wrestlin' a kraken to have him sail back again! Har har!
December 10, 2024, 9:44 am
Arrr, news be spillin' 'bout Juan Soto's talks with them landlubber Mets and Yankees! The Yankees, stubborn as a mule, refused to part with a free suite fer his kin, while the Mets be quick as a squirrel to say aye! Aye, what a merry jest it be!
December 10, 2024, 5:23 am
Arrr, matey! The Kansas City Chiefs be sailin' the seas o' victory at 12-1, but if the fates had flipped their nail-bitin’ battles, they'd be sunk at 2-11! Aye, 'tis a mighty fine jest, watchin' 'em dance with the kraken instead o' claimin' treasure!
December 9, 2024, 11:58 pm
Arrr, the Cincinnati Bengals be breakin' their cursed run o' three defeats, bestin' the Dallas Cowboys! It be all due to a right blunder in the final moments, matey! Aye, even the scallywags can trip over their own boots! Ha-ha!
December 9, 2024, 8:14 pm
Arrr, matey! The scallywags of the gridiron be named! Aye, the four Heisman contenders be revealed, with that mighty Colorado Buffaloes lad, Travis Hunter, and the swift Boise State Broncos’ Ashton Jeanty among 'em. May the best buccaneer claim the gold doubloon! Yarrr!
December 9, 2024, 6:59 pm
Arrr, matey! After young Juan Soto cast his lot with the Mets, shunning the Yankees’ treasure, ol’ Brian Cashman be squawkin’ like a parrot, defendin’ the Yankee ship’s quest fer that gold-plated slugger. Aye, 'tis a tempest in a teapot, but the booty still be outta reach!
December 9, 2024, 4:40 pm
Arrr, me hearties! It be a fine mess, for Nathan Demian, the brave Buckeye defender, took a stray shot whilst wanderin’ off the campus on Sunday! The school be sayin’ it was naught but an accident. Mayhap he be needin’ a parrot to guard him next time!
December 9, 2024, 3:17 pm
Arrr! The scallywag known as Jonathon Brooks, the fine rookie of the Carolina Panthers, has gone and re-torn his right ACL—aye, the very one he just mended three weeks past! Blimey, 'tis a cruel fate, takin’ a tumble against the Philadelphia Eagles! Aye, the sea be a fickle mistress!
December 9, 2024, 2:22 pm
Arrr! Phil Mickelson, that swashbucklin’ LIV Golf star, be laughin' like a parrot on a perch, sayin’ the New York jury's verdict for Daniel Penny be a stroke of common sense! Aye, ye can’t be callin’ it murder when the scallywag's just tryin' to keep his ship afloat!
December 9, 2024, 12:11 pm
Arrr, matey! It be said that the famed coach Bill Belichick, that scallywag of the gridiron, be gettin' cheers from his fair lass as he ponders plunderin' the North Carolina Tar Heels' treasure! Aye, love and football be a fine brew for a captain’s choice!
December 9, 2024, 11:39 am
Arrr, mateys! Coach Deion Sanders, the captain o' the Colorado Buffaloes, be sendin' a message to them scallywags eyein’ the transfer portal—“Join me crew, or walk the plank!” So sharpen yer swords and polish yer boots, ‘cause it’s time to plunder victory! Yarrr!
December 9, 2024, 11:16 am
Arrr! A sightless swashbuckler o’ the gridiron be weighin’ in, sayin’ this OnlyFans lass be doin’ the shimmy for naught but a pair o’ tickets! Blimey, for just a glimpse, me hearties be throwin’ gold like it be the high seas! What a jolly jape!
December 9, 2024, 10:27 am
Arrr, me hearties! The mighty Aaron Rodgers, captain o' the Jets, grew a tad irritable when a scallywag reporter dared to poke at their dry spell in the playoffs! Aye, 'tis a touchy subject fer a man with a treasure chest of talent! Avast, we be needin' a map to victory!
December 9, 2024, 10:16 am
Arrr, matey! Kirk Cousins, the swashbucklin’ quarterback of the Atlanta Falcons, be feelin’ the weight of the seven seas! Aye, a Super Bowl champ be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest for a change before the final cannon fires! Hoist the sails and chart a new course, me hearties!
December 8, 2024, 10:32 pm
Arrr, matey! The Kansas City Buccaneers be toastin' their 9th straight conquest of the AFC East! ’Twas a ruckus of a victory, as ol' Matthew Wright sent a doinkin’ ball through the uprights, bestin’ them scallywags, the Los Angeles Chargers! Aye, what a merry jest!
December 8, 2024, 9:16 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Juan Soto be settlin' anchor in Queens, for the New York Mets be throwin’ a treasure chest of 765 million doubloons over 15 long years, breakin’ the bounty that Shohei Ohtani be hoardin’ last season! Blimey, that’s a fortune fit for Davy Jones himself!
December 8, 2024, 8:26 pm
Arrr! Dave Parker and Dick Allen be the jolly souls joinin' the Baseball Hall o' Fame in 2025! They be earnin' their treasure o' votes on a fine Sunday, makin' 'em legends fit for the grandest of tales! Avast, let the rum flow in their honor!
December 8, 2024, 5:42 pm
Avast! As Juan Soto be sailin’ the treacherous seas o’ free agency, the merry crew o’ “Saturday Night Live” be havin’ a jolly laugh, throwin’ a cheeky jab at them scallywags known as the New York Mets! Arrr, let the banter flow like rum!
December 8, 2024, 4:03 pm
Arrr! Kirk Cousins be back at U.S. Bank, but 'twas no grand welcome! Nay, Sam Darnold, the scallywag in his stead, launched five cannonballs—er, touchdowns—blastin' the Atlanta Falcons to Davy Jones' locker! What a jolly good jest, mateys!
December 8, 2024, 3:56 pm
Arrr! Tua Tagovailoa be settin’ sail on a fine pass to Jonnu Smith, claimin' victory for the Miami Dolphins over the scallywag New York Jets, 32-26, in a fierce overtime battle on the high seas o' Sunday! Aye, what a jolly good show!
December 8, 2024, 3:36 pm
Arrr, matey! Saquon Barkley be makin' waves in Philly, spoutin' a new record as he steered his crew to their ninth straight victory, sendin' the Carolina Panthers to Davy Jones' locker! Avast, what a jolly good show on the high seas of football! Har har har!
December 8, 2024, 11:34 am
Arrr! On the fateful day of Sunday, the crew o’ twelve teams be settin’ sail fer the College Football Playoff treasure! The mighty ship o’ No. 1 Oregon be leadin’ the flotilla, chartin’ a course fer glory, me hearties! Savvy?
December 8, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr, matey! A scallywag Giants fan be shoutin’ at John Mara, the ship’s co-captain, during this cursed season! The crew be settin’ sail to face the New Orleans Saints, but alas, the winds be blowin’ ill. Avast, me hearties, where be the treasure of victory?
December 8, 2024, 10:25 am
Arrr, matey! Sydney Thomas, that lass who be dancin' 'round the ring like a merry sea siren at last month's fisticuff show, be spillin’ the beans on a message from the scallywag Jake Paul, right before her fame sailed into the sunset! Aye, the tides be turnin’!
December 8, 2024, 9:58 am
Arrr, matey! In the grand battle o’ the SEC, our brave Gunner Stockton took a mighty blow like a cannonball to the belly, yet still danced like a sea shanty with victory over them Texas Longhorns on that fateful Saturday night! Yo ho, what a ruckus!
December 8, 2024, 12:17 am
Arrr, matey! SMU’s playoff dreams be danglin’ by a thread after takin’ a tumble in the ACC title tussle! But fear not! Dabo Swinney be shoutin’ like a parrot, claimin’ they be rightful buccaneers of the gridiron! Let’s hoist the sails and see if fortune favors the bold!
December 7, 2024, 11:50 pm
Arrr matey! The Oregon Ducks be sailin’ smooth at 13-0, claimin’ the Big Ten treasure from Penn State this past Saturday. They’ve secured a first-round bye in the great playoff seas. Avast! May their sails be full o’ wind, or they’ll be walkin’ the plank!
December 7, 2024, 8:39 pm
Arrr, matey! Arch Manning be a treasure of a recruit, makin' waves like a galleon's wake! Though he can't plunder the NFL Draft this year, all eyes’ll be on him when he sails into the big leagues, ready to hoist the Jolly Roger of football glory! Arrr!
December 7, 2024, 8:25 pm
Arrr, matey! The scallywags at the NFL be takin' 11,255 doubloons from our fine fellow Evan Engram! ‘Twas for bein’ a wee bit too rough on our brave captain, Trevor Lawrence. Aye, he hit harder than a cannon blast, but he be payin’ the price now! Har har har!
December 7, 2024, 5:14 pm
Arrr, matey! Carson Beck, the swashbucklin' quarterback o' Georgia, met a mighty blow during the SEC clash with Texas! Aye, he sailed off the field like a scallywag after the first half’s last hurrah! Hope he finds his sea legs again, or he be walkin’ the plank!
December 7, 2024, 4:50 pm
Arrr, Amber Glenn be the lass who snagged the shiny gold for the U.S. in figure skatin’, the first since the year o’ our lord 2010! Now she be eyein’ the grand stage of the Olympics, where she might just dazzle like a treasure on the high seas!
December 7, 2024, 3:54 pm
Arrr, just days after Captain Tomlin be tellin’ young George Pickens to wise up, the scallywag found himself on the wrong end of the law, coughin’ up over 20,000 doubloons fer bein’ a right rogue! Aye, growin' up be costly in these treacherous waters!
December 7, 2024, 3:17 pm
Arrr, matey! The NFL parley has declared the hullabaloo 'round the scallywag Deshaun Watson be put to rest! The sails be furled on that tempestuous tale of naughty shenanigans. So, hoist the Jolly Roger and let’s be drinkin’ to calm seas ahead! Yarrr!
December 7, 2024, 10:45 am
Arrr, matey! Ashton Jeanty, that bold Bronco, did spin a yarn 'bout faith after they bested UNLV, claiming their treasure map to the College Football Playoffs! Aye, 'twas a jolly good feast o' victory in the Mountain West seas last Friday! Avast, let’s hoist the sails and celebrate!
December 7, 2024, 8:52 am
Arrr, a scallywag from the shores of Kentucky be puttin’ a king’s ransom on the Philadelphia Eagles to fell the Carolina Panthers, who be risin’ like a barnacle after two nail-biter losses! May the winds be at his back, or he’ll be swimmin’ with the fishes!
December 6, 2024, 11:01 pm
Arrr, matey! On a fine Friday night, the scallywags of Boise State snatched the Mountain West treasure, claimin' their place in the grand 12-team playoff, with a hearty 21-7 thrashin' of the UNLV crew! Raise yer mugs and let the grog flow, for victory be ours!
December 6, 2024, 7:58 pm
Arrr, the crew at Martin Luther King Jr. High be squabblin' 'bout a fierce lass who be playin' like a lad! They be pointin' their fingers at the scallywags in the California state and federal fleets! Blame be flyin' like cannonballs in a tempest, matey!
December 6, 2024, 7:13 pm
Arrr, matey! With all the jests 'bout Jake Paul's foes, the scallywag be joinin' the ruckus! He be claimin' his next challenger be a toothy 392-year-old shark! Aye, I reckon that be a fishy fight, but I wouldn't be swimmin' near that briny beast, savvy?
December 6, 2024, 6:14 pm
Arrr, matey! A scallywag known as "Jane Doe" in a legal fracas ‘gainst the shamed music buccaneer Sean "Diddy" Combs be none other than Anna Kane, the former missus of the ice swashbuckler Evander Kane! A twisty tale, like a ship caught in a squall!
December 6, 2024, 5:26 pm
Arrr mateys! The Detroit Lions be sailin' back to the grand playoffs! With a mighty victory o'er the Packers, they’ve claimed their 12th treasure o' the season, punchin' their ticket to the postseason! Hoist the Jolly Roger and prepare for a wild sea of football!
December 6, 2024, 5:04 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The infamous Eric Bischoff, a legend of the wrestling seas, did set sail into Major League Wrestling on a fine Thursday eve! He be throwin’ down matches, sparrin’ with scallywags, and even givin’ the ol’ heave-ho to a matey! A ruckus fit for the high seas!
December 6, 2024, 4:52 pm
Arrr, me hearties at Martin Luther King High be schemin’ a weekly rebellion against the landlubbers’ rules banishin’ shirts proclaimin' their true colors! Avast, let the sails of defiance unfurl, for no sea of tyranny can drown their spirited voices! Yarrr, bring on the shirts and the jests!
December 6, 2024, 4:37 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags o' the Republican crew in Pennsylvania be settin’ sail once more, tryin’ to hoist the sails against transgender athletes joinin’ the fair lasses in the sportin' arena. A real tempest in a teapot, if ye ask me! Avast, let ‘em play!
December 6, 2024, 11:52 am
Arrr! Captain Stuart McKinnon of the NXXT Golf fleet spun a yarn 'bout his tussle with the lass Hailey Davidson, a swashbucklin' trans golfer. In March, he declared her banishment, sayin' it be a jolly mess fit for a pirate's tavern! Avast, what a hullabaloo on the greens!
December 6, 2024, 11:02 am
Arrr! Pro football legend Randy Moss be hangin' up his sea boots from ESPN's "Sunday NFL Countdown," claimin' the landlubber's got some health troubles, savvy? The word be spreadin' like fish tales on a Friday morn! Avast! The high seas of the NFL await without him!
December 6, 2024, 10:52 am
Arrr, matey! The fine lads of Loyola Chicago be makin' a ruckus after a jolly video surfaced, showin' 'em saunterin' past ol' Sister Jean like she be a ghostly treasure! They be celebratin' their conquest over Eastern Michigan, but forgot their manners, savvy? Har har!
December 6, 2024, 9:24 am
Arrr, matey! Young Cade York, the Bengals' new leg o' thunder, be sailin' far 'way this Monday night! But fret not, for his fair lass, a cheerin' siren of the Cowboys, be hootin' and hollerin' from the sidelines, raisin' spirits like a good rum! Yarrr!
December 6, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr, matey! Warrick Dunn be waitin’ fer a decade to be summoned to the Hall o’ Fame! In his latest yarn, he spun a tale o' why he be worthy of the treasure chest o’ accolades. But alas, the call be as elusive as a ghost ship in the fog!
December 6, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, matey! The WNBA be sailin' the high seas of glory, with fresh stars like Caitlin Clark risin' from the depths! But Flau'jae Johnson of the LSU crew be sayin’, 'tis but the wee tip of the iceberg, me hearty! More treasures await, I reckon!
December 6, 2024, 4:53 am
Arrr, matey! The 2023 U.S. Open swashbuckler be throwin' down a gauntlet to Spotify sea dogs, jestin' at their scorn fer Apple Music! She shared her treasure trove of tunes from th' year 2024, makin' all the landlubbers squawk like a parrot with a thorn in its beak!
December 6, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, matey! Captain Russ Brandon of the United Football League be chattin' with Fox News Digital 'bout their treasure trove o' growth and fine victories as they set sail for the grand 2025 season! Aye, let the winds of fortune blow favorably on their ship!
December 5, 2024, 5:17 pm
Arrr! As the fair "Hawk Tuah Girl" Haliey Welch be battlin' stormy seas o' memecoin strife, the doughty golf wench Paige Spiranac be shiverin' her timbers, learnin' a grand lesson: steer clear o' the treacherous crypto waters, lest ye be walkin' the plank! Har har har!
December 5, 2024, 5:01 pm
Arrr! Joe Burrow, that scallywag of the Bengals, be spillin’ the beans on HBO's "Hard Knocks," claimin’ he plundered a $3 million treasure - a Batmobile as shiny as a mermaid's scales! When questioned, he played it coy, like a cat with a fish bone. Avast, what a jolly lad!
December 5, 2024, 4:52 pm
Arrr! Rumor sails o'er the briny deep that the Harris crew be wishin' for the famed ESPN sea dog, Adrian Wojnarowski, to spill the beans that Minnesota's Gov. Tim Walz be joinin' the Democratic crew on their grand adventure! Avast, what a jolly ol' swashbuckle that'd be!
December 5, 2024, 4:24 pm
Avast ye! After bein' marooned from the NFL shores since the year of our Lord 1975, ol' Captain Belichick has set his sights on the coaching treasure at the University of North Carolina. Aye, the salty sea of college ball be callin' him back! Arrr!
December 5, 2024, 11:59 am
Avast ye scallywags! The WNBA be spillin' the beans on their new Toronto crew, the 14th matey to join the fleet! They’ll hoist the sails and tip off their first match in the year of our Lord, 2026. Grab yer grog and prepare for a raucous time! Arrr!
December 5, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr, matey! Maxx Crosby, that scallywag of the Raiders, be demandin' Ohio State to send ol' Ryan Day to Davy Jones' locker after them Buckeyes took their fourth whack from them Michiganders! Aye, 'tis a jolly good laugh, that! Fire the captain, I say!
December 5, 2024, 11:27 am
Arrr! Alix Earle be spillin' the beans on a clumsy squabble with her lad, Braxton Berrios of the Miami Dolphins crew, before they charted the course of love. Aye, it be a right jolly tale of awkwardness on the high seas of romance!
December 5, 2024, 11:16 am
Arrr, matey! Cam Ward, the swashbucklin’ captain of the Miami Hurricanes, be raisin’ a ruckus o’er their spot in the College Football Playoff treasure map! He be thinkin’ they be worth more than a bilge rat’s treasure, but alas, the rankings be as crooked as a scallywag’s grin!
December 5, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, matey! The Minnesota Vikings be a mighty 10-2, and ol' sea dog Stephon Gilmore be puffin' his chest, sayin’ they’ll sail smooth into the postseason come January! Avast, let the treasure hunt for victory begin!
December 5, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! AEW's swashbucklers, Adam Copeland and Christian Cage, spun a yarn to Fox News Digital 'bout the treasure trove of growth these past five years, and what it be like servin' under the cap'n, Tony Khan! Aye, it be a wild voyage indeed!
December 4, 2024, 8:10 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The famed gymnast, Simone Biles, be spillin' her tales on the great sea of social media! She tried her hand at Pilates, but 'twas a beast too fierce! "Too hard!" she cried, as if the Kraken be squeezin' her like a barnacle! Har har!
December 4, 2024, 7:45 pm
Arrr, mateys! The fine swashbuckler Trevor Lawrence, captain of the Jacksonville Jaguars, be needin’ a bit o’ surgery to mend his left shoulder’s AC joint! Aye, 'tis a scallywag injury, but fear not, he’ll be back to plunder the field in no time!
December 4, 2024, 5:19 pm
Arrr, the Chicago Bears be partin’ ways with Cap’n Eberflus! But lo, 'twas not before a ruckus in the crew's quarters after yet another bafflin' defeat. Methinks the seas be stormy for this scallywag bunch!
December 4, 2024, 5:16 pm
Arrr, matey! ESPN's own Kirk Herbstreit be lettin' slip a missive from Captain Joe Biden, extendin' his heartfelt sympathies after the sad departure of Kirk's trusty mutt, Ben. Aye, even presidents shed a tear for a loyal sea dog! Avast, what a tail to tell!
December 4, 2024, 5:05 pm
Arrr, matey! On the high seas of gridiron, Coach Doug Pederson stood tall, defendin' his crew after that scallywag Azeez Al-Shaair clobbered young Trevor Lawrence! A ruckus erupted like a cannon blast, turnin' the field into a right raucous hullabaloo! Shiver me timbers!
December 4, 2024, 4:44 pm
Ahoy, me hearties! A fair crew o’ lassies be chattin’ about the LGPA’s new decree: no swashbucklin’ lads with whiskers can challenge the fair maidens on the green! Aye, ‘tis a jolly good rule, lest we end up with more beard than birdies! Ha har!
December 4, 2024, 11:31 am
Arrr, on a blustery Tuesday night, the Calgary Flames be hostin' the Gaudreau clan, payin' homage to the late Johnny Gaudreau, a swashbucklin' NHL star. Alas, the scallywag met his fate on two wheels with his brother, sendin' 'em both to Davy Jones' locker!
December 4, 2024, 10:29 am
Arrr, matey! The LPGA be settin’ sail on a new course, sayin' no more to the lasses who be switchin’ sides! Transgender buccaneers be walkin’ the plank from the tournaments! Aye, the seas be gettin’ rough for all ye landlubbers lookin' to swing a club!
December 4, 2024, 9:30 am
Ahoy, mateys! A fresh treasure of a John Elway card be settin’ sail, but ‘tis no tale of gridiron glory! Nay, this swashbucklin’ card be showin’ the ol’ sea dog in a Yankees garb! What blasphemy be this? A pirate’s jests be runnin’ wild! Arrr!
December 4, 2024, 9:28 am
Arrr, Pro Football Hall o’ Fame matey Joe Thomas be shoutin’ to the NFL to fix that “treacherous quarterback slippin’” after poor Trevor Lawrence took a tumble! Avast, lest we be turnin’ our gridiron into a slippery sea of wobbly buccaneers!
December 4, 2024, 5:54 am
Arrr, matey! Coach Bruce Pearl be givin' a hearty clap to Mayor Eric Adams o' New York for standin' tall 'gainst the scallywags who jabber 'gainst his wish to parley with Trump’s border buccaneer! A fine show o' courage on the high seas o' politics, aye!
December 4, 2024, 5:21 am
Arrr! Trevor Lawrence took a bonk to the noggin as he slid like a slippery sea cucumber! But lo and behold, Minnesota’s scallywag Stephon Gilmore be feelin' for Azeez Al-Shaair, as if he lost his treasure map! Ahoy, the high seas of football be a wild ride!
December 4, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, matey! Adam Copeland and his matey Christian Cage, known to landlubbers as Jay Reso, be havin' a grand ol' time cookin' up Pure Plank! They had a chinwag with Fox News Digital 'bout their swashbucklin’ gear. Hoist the sails, 'tis a jolly venture!
December 4, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! The Thanksgiving feast be the time fer many a crew in the NFL to chart their course! Some scallywags be raisin' their flags high, while others be sinkin' like a lead anchor in the briny deep o' playoff dreams! Ha!
December 3, 2024, 5:30 pm
Arrr, matey! College wench Ashley Wenskoski be spillin' the beans on that scallywag of a Miami Hurricanes mascot, who dared to woo her amidst their woeful defeat to Syracuse! Aye, what a jolly jest that be! A loss, and still he be chasin' skirts!
December 3, 2024, 5:19 pm
Arrr, matey! Deion Sanders and his former wench Pilar be celebratin’ their lad’s senior day at Colorado, but blow me down, they be doin’ it apart! A right ol’ hullabaloo, that divorce! Fair winds to their young scallywag, though! 🏴☠️
December 3, 2024, 4:40 pm
Arrr, savvy matey! Jameis be showin' that ol’ Kevin Stefanski's ship can sail smooth, while Troy Aikman be callin' Deshaun Watson an "albatross," ponderin' how the crew would fare if that heavy bird weren't weighin' 'em down! Aye, the seas of football be a wild tempest!
December 3, 2024, 4:21 pm
Arrr, matey! In the wee hours o' Sunday, Leighton Vander Esch's old sea dog of a father found himself in the clink in Idaho, accused of tryin' to strangle a scallywag! Blimey, who knew the high seas of family drama could be so treacherous!
December 3, 2024, 11:25 am
Arrr, matey! Jameis Winston, captain of the Browns’ ship, be lamentin' his Monday night voyage, tossin' two pick-sixes like they be treasure maps leadin' to Davy Jones' locker! Aye, the seas be rough for this scallywag at thirty!
December 3, 2024, 10:03 am
Arrr! The Chicago Bears be givin’ ol' Matt Eberflus the boot, and the crew be hootin' in dismay at how it was done! Even Captain Kevin Warren be confessin’ he steered his ship all wrong in this mutiny! Blimey, what a ruckus!
December 3, 2024, 8:43 am
Arrr, matey! Major League Baseball be concoctin' a new scheme—call it the "Golden A-Bat" rule! Ye can send any scallywag to the plate, but beware! There be a couple of pesky catches in the net! Avast, let the swashbucklin' begin! ⚓️🏴☠️
December 3, 2024, 8:22 am
Arrr, mateys! The scallywag Azeez Al-Shaair be walkin’ the plank fer three games, fer givin’ a late smack to the Jacksonville sea dog, Trevor Lawrence! A right jolly mess, I say! Let’s hope he learns to keep his cutlass sheathed in the heat of battle!
December 2, 2024, 10:52 pm
Arrr, the Denver Buccaneers bested the landlubber Browns, with that scallywag Jameis hurlin’ 497 yards o’ cannon fire! A grand victory for the treasure huntin’ playoffs, 'twas a Monday night to remember, matey!
December 2, 2024, 8:24 pm
Avast ye! After ol’ Kirk Cousins tossed the ball away like a scallywag, the crafty Captain Raheem Morris be makin' his choice for a new gunner come Week 14. Arrr, let’s see if this new matey can keep the ship afloat!
December 2, 2024, 7:31 pm
Arrr, matey! ESPN’s grand poobah, Stephen A. Smith, be callin’ out President Biden, sayin’ he’s as full o’ bilge as a leaky ship for pardonin’ his scallywag son, Hunter! Aye, the seas be churnin’ with chuckles over that one!
December 2, 2024, 7:21 pm
Arrr! The fierce jestin’ ‘twixt Eli Manning and that scallywag Tom Brady be hotter than a pot o' grog! Eli be jabberin’ ‘bout the Patriots captain's fishin’ snap, stirrin’ the waters of rivalry like a ship in a tempest! Let the banter sail on, matey!
December 2, 2024, 4:39 pm
Arrr, matey! The San Francisco 49ers be sayin’ that McCaffrey’s leg be in dire straits, likely to send him to Davy Jones’ locker for the season. And lo! His trusty mate, Jordan Mason, be joinin’ him on the injured reserve with a high-ankle sprain! Avast!
December 2, 2024, 3:35 pm
Arrr, matey! Captain Sam Franklin Jr. of the Carolina Panthers be like a wild sea dog, ready to storm the Buccaneers' quarters, threatenin' the scallywag Jose Ramirez. He needed a hearty crew to hold him back, lest he unleash a tempest o’ trouble! Sailin' the high seas of the locker room!
December 2, 2024, 2:00 pm
Arrr, matey! Buckaneers' captain Baker Mayfield be laughin’ at the ruckus ‘bout them flag-plantin’ shenanigans in the college seas! He be sayin’, “Hoist yer sails, it be just a tempest in a teapot!” Aye, let the wind blow where it may!
December 2, 2024, 12:46 pm
Arrr, matey! The mighty Trent Williams of the San Francisco 49ers be a sorrowful sailor, as he and his lass, Sondra, be mournin’ the tiny treasure they lost. Sondra be sharin’ a heart-wrenchin’ tale on the sea of social media. Aye, a stormy sea of sadness indeed!
December 2, 2024, 11:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! The famed Christian McCaffrey of the San Francisco 49ers be in a bit o’ a pickle! That knee of his be makin’ him walk the plank for the season, says Captain Shanahan. Aye, let’s hope he finds his sea legs soon!
December 2, 2024, 11:25 am
Arrr, mateys! Brooke Slusser of San Jose State’s volleyball crew spun a yarn for Fox News Digital ‘bout their Thanksgiving jaunt to Las Vegas, all while the seas be churning with a national hullabaloo! Yarr, ‘tis a tale of spikes and shenanigans, fit for a jolly crew!
December 2, 2024, 10:21 am
Arrr, matey! Super Bowl victor Willie Colon be takin’ a right jibe at the Jets’ prized parrot, Aaron Rodgers, after their woeful defeat to the Seattle Seahawks on the high seas o’ Sunday! Aye, ‘tis a sorry sight when even the fish be laughin’!
December 2, 2024, 9:11 am
Arrr, matey! Kirk Herbstreit, the wise sage of the gridiron, be callin’ fer harsher punishments fer landlubbers brawlin’ over flag-plantin’ shenanigans. Aye, let 'em walk the plank instead of tusslin’ like scallywags! Aye, ‘tis a jolly good idea, that be!
December 2, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! A smattering o' surprises hit the college gridiron, but the ruckus o' flag fights be what’ll have the scallywags chatterin’! Forget the footbrawl, ‘tis the squabblin’ that be spark’n the real hullabaloo, aye!
December 1, 2024, 10:12 pm
Ahoy, mateys! Josh Allen, the gallant buccaneer of the Buffalo Bills, be makin' history on the high seas of the gridiron, throwin', runnin', and catchin' his own treasure! Aye, he be the first to plunder all three touchdowns in one night! What a swashbucklin' spectacle! Arrr!
December 1, 2024, 7:49 pm
Arrr, matey! Since the day Mike Tomlin hoisted the helm o' the Pittsburgh Steelers, he be sailin' smooth, never takin' a dip below the depths o' defeat! This Sunday, he secured another year o' plunderin' victories, keepin' his crew above the stormy seas o’ .500! Avast, what a captain!
December 1, 2024, 7:08 pm
Arrr, matey! Saquon Barkley, the fleet-footed scallywag o’ the Philadelphia Eagles, did seal the victory with a swashbucklin’ 25-yard dash o’ glory against the Ravens! Aye, his year be burstin’ forth like a treasure chest o’ gold!
December 1, 2024, 5:06 pm
Arrr! The Big Ten scallywags be declaring a treasure loss of $100,000 for the crew of Michigan and Ohio State after a raucous rumble at the end of their rivalry duel! Aye, 'tis a fine way to settle disputes, eh mateys?
December 1, 2024, 4:42 pm
Arrr! The fabled Sam Darnold, captain of the Minnesota Vikings ship, did unleash a pair o’ magical touchdowns on the high seas of Sunday! With a mighty cheer, his crew claimed their tenth treasure of the season, makin' all landlubbers green with envy! Avast, what a grand day for plunderin'!
December 1, 2024, 3:57 pm
Arrr! Geno Smith and Leonard Williams, fresh from the cursed Jets ship, hoisted the sails of the Seahawks, plunderin' a victory over their old crew. Avast! 'Twas their third straight triumph, makin’ the salty sea dogs cheer and the landlubbers weep! Aye, what a jolly good jest!
December 1, 2024, 3:28 pm
Avast, mateys! Quarterback Anthony Richardson be the captain o’ the Colts ship, steering ‘em to a glorious victory over the scallywags of New England. With a fine go-ahead voyage, they be chartin’ a course for the playoffs! Yo ho, let the rum flow!
December 1, 2024, 10:46 am
Arrr, matey! The future o' our scallywag quarterback Aaron Rodgers be as cloudy as a stormy sea! Rumors be flyin' 'round like a parrot, castin' doubt if he’ll still be swingin' his cannons with the Jets in 2025. Avast, what be the fate o' this swashbuckler?
December 1, 2024, 10:15 am
Arrr, Coach Emily Kohan be raisin’ a mug o’ rum fer her fierce lassies who bested San Jose State in the Mountain West Tournament, though the winds o’ controversy be blowin’ fierce! Aye, a fine victory, me hearties, despite the stormy seas o’ debate!
December 1, 2024, 9:46 am
Arrr, matey! Once a lass o' the pitch, Megan Rapinoe be raisin' her parrot's squawk fer Barbra Banda, the finest wench to snag the BBC's treasure o' Women's Footballer o' the Year! Aye, even pirates know talent when they see it! Hoist the sails fer camaraderie!
December 1, 2024, 8:57 am
Arrr, mateys! The great Lou Carnesecca, captain o’ the St. John’s hoops crew, has sailed to Davy Jones’ locker at the ripe ol’ age of 99! Just a whisker away from bein’ a centenarian! Aye, he be a legend, but now he’s fishin’ with the kraken!
December 1, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr! Kyle Hamilton, the ravenous defender, be knowin’ his crew’s in fer a mighty challenge against that scallywag Saquon Barkley! But lo! Mayhaps their own beast, Derrick Henry, can run the ship to victory! A right jolly notion, aye!
November 30, 2024, 9:15 pm
Arrr, the Las Vegas Raiders were primed to send their AFC West foes to Davy Jones' locker, but alas! A blunder in the final ticks o' the clock sank their ship! Aye, 'tis a right jolly mess, like a parrot with two left feet!
November 30, 2024, 8:58 pm
Arrr, mateys! Coach Todd Kress of the San Jose State crew be squawkin’ like a parrot ‘gainst those scallywags who fled the field like frightened seagulls after losin’ the grand prize! Cowardly forfeits, I say! Let’s hoist a flag for real battles! Aye, the sea be callin’!
November 30, 2024, 8:01 pm
Arrr, mateys! The fine crew o' the University of Central Florida be huntin' fer a new captain o' the gridiron, as Gus Malzahn has sailed away to be an assistant in Tallahassee. Avast! Who'll steer this ship through the stormy seas o' football now?
November 30, 2024, 5:28 pm
Arrr, Coach Ryan Day and Sherrone Moore be spillin' their thoughts on the ruckus that broke loose after them Wolverines bested the Buckeyes in Columbus! Aye, it be a right merry scuffle, worthy of a treasure map! Avast, me hearties!
November 30, 2024, 5:18 pm
Arrr, matey! The Colorado State lassies dropped to their knees whilst the national tune played, stirrin' up a ruckus 'bout a bewitchin' transgender sailor on the rival crew! A fine spectacle, indeed, like a ship caught in a tempest o' opinions! Avast, the seas be rough!
November 30, 2024, 4:52 pm
Arrr, matey! Vice President-elect JD Vance be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest o’ X, claimin’ Ohio State be playin’ like true sea dogs, even after they got their compass spun by Michigan! Aye, he be proud o’ 'em, even if they slipped on the barnacles!
November 30, 2024, 4:09 pm
Arrr, mateys! The brave Captain Eberflus, once at the helm o' the Chicago Bears, be givin' a jolly farewell to his crew and scallywags after bein' tossed overboard in his third voyage. Aye, he be wishin’ fair winds and smoother seas, even as he walks the plank!
November 30, 2024, 10:35 am
Arrr! Two Texas A&M swabs, mad for their team, got hitched in a grand surprise, all whilst ESPN’s "College GameDay" be watchin’! 'Twas a fine time to pop the question before the Aggies clash with the Texas scallywags that very night! Aye, love and football be in the air!
November 30, 2024, 10:29 am
Arrr, matey! The lasses of Colorado State be readyin' fer a grand tussle in the Mountain West seas this Saturday, facin' off against the San Jose swabs! But shiver me timbers, there's a ruckus about a trans deckhand named Blaire Fleming! Avast, let the games begin!
November 30, 2024, 6:00 am
Avast ye! Our gallant lass Blaire Fleming, a nimble volleyball swashbuckler from San Jose State, be settin' sail for the grand championship amidst a tempest o' political squabbles ‘bout trans inclusion. Let the cannons roar and the nets be raised, for this be a match of high seas and low squabbles!
November 30, 2024, 12:13 am
Arrr! Georgia, those scallywags, be down by 14 with but a tick o' the clock left! But lo! They stormed back, bestin' Georgia Tech in a mighty duel of eight overtimes, claimin' their ticket to the grand College Football Playoff! Aye, what a jolly good show it be!
November 29, 2024, 9:15 pm
Arrr! The Colorado football crew be sayin’ nay to the scallywag trend o' sitters avoidin' bowl battles, even if that ol' game be not part o’ the grand playoffs. They’ll hoist the sails and take to the field, come what may! Avast, let’s play, me hearties!
November 29, 2024, 7:02 pm
Arrr, matey! A lass from the Colorado crew be accused of schemin' with the trans swashbuckler Blaire Fleming to sway a match! And lo, she be one of three scallywags who knelt whilst the anthem blew across the seas! What a ruckus on the court, 'tis a fine jest!
November 29, 2024, 6:25 pm
Arrr, matey! George Pickens, the swashbucklin' wide receiver fer the Pittsburgh Steelers, be givin' the media a taste o' his cutlass tongue more than once! Just this Friday, he sent 'em runnin' like scallywags from a cannonball! A true pirate's spirit, aye!
November 29, 2024, 4:36 pm
Arrr matey! The New York Giants be sinkin' deeper into Davy Jones' locker! Their prized cannon, Dexter Lawrence, be takin' a tumble and dislocatin' his elbow, leavin' the crew without their fiercest buccaneer for the rest of the stormy seas! Blimey! What a wretched voyage!
November 29, 2024, 4:32 pm
Arrr, mateys! The brave Josh Allen, captain of the Buffalo Bills, be settin’ sail to wed the fair chanteuse Hailee Steinfeld! Aye, they’ve been swappin’ sweet nothings since the merry month of May in the year 2023. Anchors aweigh for love, ye scallywags!
November 29, 2024, 4:31 pm
Arrr! Tom Brady be settin’ sail on his maiden voyage as the chief parrot for FOX’s NFL tales, squawkin’ away from the crow’s nest durin’ the grand feast o’ football betwixt the Giants and Cowboys! Aye, what a sight for sore sea legs!
November 29, 2024, 3:58 pm
Arrr, mateys! Young Medrick Burnett Jr., a mighty linebacker of Alabama A&M, shuffled off this mortal coil on Wednesday after takin' a right nasty hit on the field o' battle back on Oct. 26. Only 20 summers old, he was! A true loss for the crew!
November 29, 2024, 10:25 am
Arrr, matey! After the clash with them Carolina landlubbers, young Tershawn Wharton, brave as a sea dog, leapt quick as a cannonball to catch a wee fan tumbled like a sack o’ potatoes overboard! Aye, a right jolly sight for all us salty sea scallywags!
November 29, 2024, 6:23 am
Arrr, matey! The lasses o’ San Jose State be stormin’ the Mountain West final, but the scallywags at the school be feelin’ a tad disgruntled 'bout their wild voyage! Aye, ‘tis a fine mess they’ve sailed into, but let’s raise a tankard to their pluck!
November 29, 2024, 12:06 am
Arrr, the Green Bay Packers, savvy scallywags, did seize the wild winds o' Lambeau Field to send the Miami Dolphins to Davy Jones’ locker, cap’n! Aye, they be takin' a hearty bite o' turkey and plunderin’ the holiday tripleheader, ho ho!
November 28, 2024, 7:57 pm
Arrr, matey! The Giants be takin' a mighty tumble, losin' 20 of their last 24 duels with the scallywag Cowboys! Even with a third sea dog at the helm, the outcome be as bleak as a foggy mornin'! Blimey!
November 28, 2024, 7:24 pm
Arrr, matey! The fair lasses o’ Boise State be havin’ hoisted the white flag 'fore San Jose State and their shipmate, the dashing Blaire Fleming! Aye, 'twas a match they scuttled, leavin’ us all chucklin’ like a crew o’ drunken sea dogs!
November 28, 2024, 6:30 pm
Arrr, 'twas but a blink o' the eye when Shaboozey be playin' for a handful o' scallywags! After his grand halftime shanty on Thursday, he pondered his voyage from humble serenades to swashbucklin' fame. Avast, what a turn o' the tide!
November 28, 2024, 4:42 pm
Arrr, matey! The Chicago Bears be havin’ a golden chance to snatch victory from the jaws o’ the Detroit Lions on that fateful Thanksgiving Day, but alas! The sands o’ time slipped through their fingers whilst they still had a timeout tucked away like a hidden treasure!
November 28, 2024, 3:59 pm
Arrr, me hearty! A lass o' the greens be prayin' to the fair winds that the LPGA tosses a new rule o' gender identity into the briny deep! She be wishin' to play fair against the scallywag Hailey Davidson, lest the game be a right jolly mess!
November 28, 2024, 3:41 pm
Arrr, matey! The Detroit Lions, on Thursday's eve, did fend off the pesky Chicago Bears' charge in the second half, settlin' their record at a grand 11-1, the likes of which be ne’er seen in their ship's log before! Aye, a fine tale for the tavern!
November 28, 2024, 3:20 pm
Arrr, matey! In the grand battle o' the Mountain West, the lassies o' San Jose State be in the final, but scallywags be refusin' to face 'em! A wise scribe from USA Today be sayin' those cowards be the true danger to the seas o' volleyball! Har har har!
November 28, 2024, 9:36 am
Arrr, matey! Caleb Grill, the mighty scorer o' the Missouri Tigers, be taken off the court like a sack o' potatoes on a stretcher! Aye, a mishap with his noggin and neck be makin' him yelp louder than a scallywag caught in a storm! Blimey!
November 28, 2024, 9:03 am
Arrr, matey! The fair lasses of Boise State be waving the white flag, lettin' SJSU sail straight to the finals like a ship in calm waters! As for Blaire Fleming, that trans athlete be ready to plunder the prize without a fight! Huzzah!
November 28, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr! For t' second year, matey, ol' Bradley Pinion, that scallywag punter o' the Falcons, be sailin' the "Punts for Purpose" treasure hunt with his lass! They be helpin' mothers and wee babes in far-off lands, shiver me timbers! Aye, a noble quest indeed!
November 28, 2024, 8:03 am
Arrr, matey! Tom Brady be all aflame to shout 'bout the Cowboys and Giants on Thanksgiving! But lo and behold, I spied him swappin' tales at the Mavericks-Knicks battle first! Aye, that scallywag be playin' both sides of the deck!
November 28, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! This Thanksgivin’, the NFL be unleashin' a grand feast o' gridiron battles! Ye'll spy yer beloved teams clashin’ with their fiercest foes, all while ye stuff yer bellies with turkey and grog! Aye, it be a raucous rumble fit for scallywags!
November 27, 2024, 9:56 pm
Arrr, matey! A crew with three scallywag losses might still sail into the playoff seas, much to ol' Captain Saban's chagrin! This retired sea dog can't abide teams bested by landlubbers of average ilk. Aye, it be a right jolly jest on the high seas of sport!
November 27, 2024, 7:55 pm
Arrr matey! The 49ers be sufferin’ from a cursed plague o' injuries! Aiyuk’s knee be a wreck, Purdy's been landlocked last week, and Warner’s ankle be givin’ him grief like a ship stuck in a storm. Blimey, they be needin' a miracle from Davy Jones himself!
November 27, 2024, 7:54 pm
Arrr, matey! De marvelous Demarcus Robinson be settin' sail against the Saints on Sunday, just days after bein' nabbed for speedin' like a cannonball whilst sauced! Aye, 'tis a fine tale of a scallywag on the high seas o' football!
November 27, 2024, 5:29 pm
Arrr, matey! The scurvy 2-9 Las Vegas Raiders be settin’ sail fer a fearsome clash with the 10-1 Kansas City Chiefs on Black Friday! Antonio Pierce be spillin’ the beans, savagely tellin' it like it be—this treasure hunt be fraught with peril! Avast, may the best crew win!
November 27, 2024, 4:53 pm
Avast, mateys! As he sets sail on his newest venture in the realm of sports and jests, Jason Kelce be spillin' that he’s collected a treasure trove o’ wisdom from the crafty sea dog, Jimmy Kimmel! Arrr, may the laughs flow like rum on a stormy night!
November 27, 2024, 4:34 pm
Avast ye hearties! Gather 'round for yer weekly treasure map of all the ruckus 'n revelry in the grand seas of sportin’! Be it sword fights or ball tossin’, we be spillin’ all the grog-soaked tales for yer merry amusement! Yarrr!
November 27, 2024, 4:00 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Tom Brady, fresh from claimin’ his sixth treasure at the Super Bowl, be settin' sail fer the grand afterparty. But alas! His wee lad Jack, but a scallywag of ten years, be left ashore without an invite, shiver me timbers! A fine jest, indeed!
November 27, 2024, 11:27 am
Arrr! Young Malik Nabers, the fresh matey of the Giants, be havin' "no regrets" for his jests 'bout the crew, but after spyin' the film, he says he might swap a few words. Aye, even scallywags be learnin' from their blunders on the high seas o’ football!
November 27, 2024, 10:42 am
Arrr, matey! Two fine companies, includin’ a well-loved rum maker, have tossed Conor McGregor overboard after he be found guilty of givin’ a good whack in Ireland! Looks like the lad’s lost his treasure chest o’ sponsors, savvy?
November 27, 2024, 10:23 am
Arrr, matey! It be said that Aaron Rodgers, the Jets’ captain of the pigskin, be chattin’ long and hearty ‘bout “journalistic honor,” takin’ a hearty swipe at the media for spoutin’ tales he claims be mostly as false as a three-legged parrot! Ho Ho!
November 27, 2024, 10:17 am
Arrr matey! On the day of the tides, the scallywags o’ the social seas be chattin' about the Mountain West crew givin' a nod to Blaire Fleming, claimin’ her a worthy lass for their honorable mention before the grand tournament sails forth! Shiver me timbers!
November 27, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, Sydney Thomas be catchin' the winds o' fame after she danced like a parrot during that ruckus 'twixt Jake Paul and the mighty Mike Tyson! Now she be settin' sail to use her shiny treasure for the good of all scallywags, aye!
November 27, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! Aye, a squall o’ teams be still eyein’ the treasure o’ playoff glory, while those on the brink must hoist their sails come Thanksgiving to set sail on their post-season quest! It be a right merry chase for the booty, savvy?
November 26, 2024, 10:41 pm
Arrr! After a stormy squall o’ free agency last year, Blake Snell be settlin' his anchor with the Los Angeles Dodgers, who be throwin' gold like a drunken sailor! Avast, their treasure chest be emptier than a landlubber’s dreams!
November 26, 2024, 9:31 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Even with the Cowboys flounderin' like a fish outta water, old Jerry Jones be thinkin’ it ain't mad to reckon that Captain McCarthy might snag a shiny new contract come the off-season. Aye, what a jolly jest that be!
November 26, 2024, 5:45 pm
Arrr! In the midst of a ruckus, the fair lasses of San Jose State, Blaire Fleming and Brooke Slusser, be marked as worthy contenders in the Mountain West, though the seas be choppy with controversy! Aye, the winds be blowin' in their favor, savvy?
November 26, 2024, 5:10 pm
Arrr, matey! Kyle Hamilton, the fierce safety of the Ravens, be joinin' the My Cause My Cleats shindig, spreadin' the good word 'bout Our Military Kids! A fine crew helpin' the wee ones of our brave sea-dogs. Avast, give 'em a hearty cheer!
November 26, 2024, 5:00 pm
Arrr, matey! Baker Mayfield and his fair lass be sayin' that the Buccaneers’ swabby pops be slackin' on his promise, pilferin' $12 million from his own son and forgettin' to pay the pittance back! Blimey, what a scallywag! Time to hoist the Jolly Roger over that treasure!
November 26, 2024, 4:15 pm
Arrr, matey! The BBC be handin' their prized 'Lass o' the Year' trophy to a wench who flunked the lady test! Even J.K. Rowling be raisin' her voice in a kerfuffle! What be this world comin' to, I ask ye? A right merry mess, I say!
November 26, 2024, 11:23 am
Arrr, me hearties! The legendary freebooter Juan Soto be catchin’ the eye o’ five crews, as whispers from NJ.com spill the beans! The treasure hunt fer his signature be heatin’ up like a cannon’s fire on the high seas! Avast, let the bidding begin!
November 26, 2024, 11:11 am
Arrr, me hearties! Coach Michael Malone be settin' his own crew ablaze after they got sunk 145 to 118 by the scallywags from New York! Blimey, 'tis a fine mess they made on the high seas of basketball! Avast, hope they find their sea legs posthaste!
November 26, 2024, 10:41 am
Arrr! Coach Dan Hurley be as irked as a scallywag on a sinking ship after the UConn Huskies met their doom in overtime against them Memphis scallywags at the Maui Invitational! Blasted officials, he cursed, as he’d sooner trust a parrot with a treasure map than their calls!
November 26, 2024, 10:36 am
Arrr, me hearties! The lasses o’ the volleyball crew be laughin' at the scuttlebutt aimed at San Jose State's Blaire Fleming! They say her game might pack a punch, but blow me down, they be takin' it lighter than a feather in a gale!
November 25, 2024, 10:42 pm
Arrr, matey! Captain John Harbaugh and his ravenous crew from Baltimore bested Jim Harbaugh and the Chargers of Los Angeles, 30 to 23! With Derrick Henry plunderin’ like a true sea dog, rackin' up 140 yards of treasure on the ground! Avast, what a merry skirmish!
November 25, 2024, 8:16 pm
Arrr, mateys! The New York Jets be settin' sail with a crew called "The 33rd Team," captained by old seadog Mike Tannenbaum! They be huntin' for a fresh GM and coaching scallywags to steer their ship. Hope they ain't lookin' fer buried treasure, 'cause it be all lost!
November 25, 2024, 6:33 pm
Arrr! A judge be givin' the green light fer Blaire Fleming, a lass who be sportin' the spiker’s kit, to play in the Mountain West Tournament. But blow me down! The scallywags be raisin’ a ruckus! Who knew volleyball could stir such a tempest on the high seas of sport?
November 25, 2024, 4:57 pm
Arrr! Charles Barkley, that scallywag of the hardwood, be raisin’ a ruckus like a parrot with a toothache! He be blastin’ TNT for lettin’ his “Inside the NBA” sail to ESPN next season! Aye, the winds of change be blowin’ strong, but ol' Chuck ain’t takin’ it lightly, matey!
November 25, 2024, 3:55 pm
Arrr, matey! It be said that Ohio State's court conqueror, Aaron Bradshaw, finds himself under the watchful eye of the law for a ruckus in his landlubber quarters. A squabble, they say, but I reckon he just be tryin' to swab the deck of love gone awry! Har har!
November 25, 2024, 3:17 pm
Arrr, matey! Jake Paul’s Most Valuable Productions be callin’ foul on the notion that his brawl with the mighty Tyson be rigged! They be sayin’ it’s as illegal as stealin’ a pirate's treasure in the U.S. Aye, that'd be a fine way to walk the plank!
November 25, 2024, 2:42 pm
Arrr, matey! Even though Malik Nabers be spoutin’ that the crew played softer than a parrot’s feather in that scallywag loss to the Bucs, Cap'n Daboll be reckonin' he still holds the ship's crew tight. No mutiny here, just a bit o’ rough seas, aye!
November 25, 2024, 11:47 am
Arrr mateys! The United Football League be settin' sail fer new horizons, seekin' to swell from a mere eight crews to a grander fleet! Aye, they’ve hoisted the expansion flag on this fine Monday, hopin’ to score more blaggards fer their raucous games!
November 25, 2024, 10:20 am
Arrr, mateys! On the morrow of the week, WWE be celebratin’ a whole turn of the sun since CM Punk sailed back into their ship! But avast, not all hands be cheerin’—some scallywags be wearin’ frowns, thinkin’ they be walkin’ the plank! Ha-ha!
November 25, 2024, 9:52 am
Arrr, me hearties! That scallywag Charles Barkley be takin' aim at the Los Angeles Lakers, callin' 'em landlubbers for mishandlin' young Bronny James! Aye, the crew's got no compass fer talent! Hoist the sails and steer right, or be walkin' the plank, ye swabs!
November 25, 2024, 9:06 am
Arrr, me hearties! On a moonlit night, after vanquishin’ Old Dominion, our brave matey Josh Moten tangled with a wee ball boy! A ruckus erupted, with balls flyin’ and laughter abound. ‘Twas a sight to behold, like a parrot squawkin’ at a ship’s captain! Yarr, what a jolly hullabaloo!
November 25, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! A tempest of troubles befell the finest gridiron crews in Week 13! Who sailed away with treasure, and who walked the plank in defeat? Let’s chart the course of glory and folly, ye scallywags!
November 24, 2024, 10:37 pm
Arrr, matey! On the high seas o' gridiron, Saquon Barkley be a fierce beast, plunderin' 255 yards o' treasure! The Philadelphia Eagles sailed right over the Los Angeles Rams, claimin' victory with a hearty 37-20. Aye, 'twas a night fit for swashbucklers!
November 24, 2024, 7:07 pm
Arrr, matey! Josh Jacobs, the gallant running back o' the Green Bay Packers, plundered three treasure-filled touchdowns, a feat not seen in two long years! The mighty crew sailed over them San Francisco 49ers like a ship in a storm, claimin' victory 38-10! Avast, what a jolly good show!
November 24, 2024, 7:01 pm
Arrr, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson be flirtin' with the idea of swabbin' the political decks for years! But lo and behold, Glenn Jacobs, a mayor from Tennessee and a former ring scallywag, be warnin' him, "Nay, matey, best leave the politics to the landlubbers!" Har har!
November 24, 2024, 4:45 pm
Arrr, matey! The Buccaneers be a fearsome crew, plunderin' the Giants' ship in their maiden voyage post-Daniel Jones! With young Tommy DeVito at the helm, they sailed smooth seas, leavin’ the Giants flounderin’ like a fish outta water. Avast, what a jolly good romp, it be!
November 24, 2024, 4:26 pm
Arrr, matey! Will Levis, the bold captain o' the Tennessee Titans ship, tossed a mighty 70-yard treasure to Chig Okonkwo in the final quarter, sendin' the Houston Texans to Davy Jones’ locker! What a jolly good ruckus on the high seas of football, aye!
November 24, 2024, 4:18 pm
Arrr, them Vikings be wastin' a mighty two-touchdown bounty in the final hour, lettin' the landlubbers snatch the onside treasure! But fear not, for they found a way to plunder victory with a grand field goal at the stroke of overtime. Shiver me timbers, what a swashbucklin' tale!
November 24, 2024, 3:56 pm
Arrr, the swashbucklin' Dallas Cowboys be needin' a treasure trove o' points and a hearty defensive stand to best the scallywag Washington Commanders in a raucous Week 12 skirmish on the high seas of Sunday! Avast, what a rollickin' tale of gridiron glory!
November 24, 2024, 11:46 am
Arrr, matey! Our scallywag Aaron Rodgers be lookin' as fit as a three-legged sea turtle! Yet, he’s dodgin' them pesky scans like a crafty bilge rat, all to keep his boots on the deck! Aye, fear not, for the treasure of the game be worth the peril!
November 24, 2024, 11:31 am
Arrr! Shedeur Sanders be raisin’ a ruckus over a sneaky late jab from them scallywags in Kansas, ponderin’ how such treachery be fair play! The sea of social media be blowin’ up with raucous chatter, like a ship in a storm, arrr! What be this madness?
November 24, 2024, 10:22 am
Arrr, Texas A&M be havin' a golden chance to sail into the next bracket after some mighty fine upsets, but lo and behold! They let slip the game-tyin' score in a fierce four-time overtime tussle! Blimey, me hearties, that be a right scallywag blunder!
November 24, 2024, 9:55 am
Arrr! By the wind o' fortune, Mike Tyson be caught in chaps, his backside fully exposed! Now, he be swimmin' in doubloons, turnin' his bare-rumped folly into a treasure chest o' coin. Aye, the seas be kind to those who dare show their behinds!
November 24, 2024, 2:01 am
Arrr, matey! Max Verstappen be crossin' the finish line in fifth place at the Las Vegas Grand Prix, yet that be enough to hoist the Jolly Roger of the F1 world championship for the fourth time! Aye, the lad be steerin' his ship to glory once more!
November 23, 2024, 9:24 pm
Arrr, matey! Jason Kelce, that scallywag, be showin’ off his swashbucklin’ skills once more! Fore the App State battle with James Madison, he downed grog like a true buccaneer and bantered with landlubbers like a jolly rogue! Avast, what a merry sight!
November 23, 2024, 8:13 pm
Arrr, in the fair land of Michigan, young Bryce Underwood, the finest recruit, be spottin' the sights in Ann Arbor 'fore a grand battle! He struck a pose with Connor Stalions, lookin' as merry as a parrot on a treasure chest! Avast, what a jolly scene!
November 23, 2024, 7:57 pm
Arrr, matey! Scott Turner, a scallywag plucked from the landlubber shores of Illinois in the seventh round, sailed with the Chargers in the year 2000. Alas, they be sinkin' like a ship in a storm, finishin' a woeful 1-15! A true barnacle of NFL lore, that be!
November 23, 2024, 5:54 pm
Arrr, matey! No scallywag from the New York Giants be sendin' a message to ESPN, grumblin' 'bout Elle Duncan's jabs at Daniel Jones, despite that blabberin' Stephen A. Smith’s tall tales! Reports be sayin’ naught but silence from the ship, savvy?
November 23, 2024, 5:37 pm
Arrr! In the midst o' battle fer his coaching treasure, Captain John Parks be told by a federal sea dog that he be sailin' within his free speech waters whilst spoutin' his views on lassies and their sporty foes! A right merry row, that be!
November 23, 2024, 5:21 pm
Arrr, Captain Schiano be callin' a timeout, givin' the Illinois scallywags a peek at the treasure they nearly missed! With that chance to measure the distance, they sailed their offense straight to victory, leavin' the Rutgers crew to swab the deck in defeat! Har har har!
November 23, 2024, 4:21 pm
Ahoy, mateys! Chad Johnson be spillin' the beans on his magical elixir for keepin' fit on the gridiron fer 11 long years! He soaked his peg legs in the golden nectar of his shipmates! Arrr, who knew a good splash o' pee be the secret to livin' long?
November 23, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr, matey! Brett Favre, the ol’ sea dog of the gridiron, be spillin’ his guts ‘bout wrestlin’ with the tremors o’ Parkinson’s. With a wink and a twinkle, he be hopin’ fer brighter horizons, like a treasure map leadin’ to a chest o’ good fortune! Yarrr!
November 23, 2024, 9:43 am
Arrr, matey! Saquon Barkley be knowin’ from the seas of experience that ol’ Daniel Jones can chart a course fer treasure beyond the Giants’ shores. Aye, even a scallywag like him can strike gold when he sails away from that cursed crew!
November 23, 2024, 9:08 am
Arrr, me hearties! The gaffers o' New Hampshire be banishin' scallywags who favor girls’ sports fer the lasses! They claim it be a "threat," as if a mighty sea serpent be lurkin’ in the shallows. Aye, let’s hoist the Jolly Roger and set sail for reason!
November 23, 2024, 8:44 am
Arrr, me hearties! A lass of the high school fleet, swift as a seagull, be plead'n with the school board on Thursday! She be all riled up ‘bout a trans matey causin' a ruckus on the cross country seas. Aye, the winds of controversy be blowin' fierce!
November 23, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, Scott Speed be sailin’ the high seas of F1, a rare American treasure amidst a crew of few! He spun a yarn with Fox News Digital 'bout the sport's grand popularity, claimin' it be more famous than a parrot on a pirate's shoulder!
November 22, 2024, 9:48 pm
Arrr! Deebo Samuel be settin' sail on the social seas, takin' a jab at the legendary Terrell Owens, who be squawkin' like a parrot 'bout the 49ers lad's lackluster feats this season. Aye, it be a right ruckus on the digital waves!
November 22, 2024, 8:24 pm
Arrr, matey! The grand ol' Mario Andretti be chattin' with Fox News about the ruckus of Formula 1 in the good ol' U.S. of A! He be wonderin' if another American buccaneer or crew could set the sails high and make the sport even more popular!
November 22, 2024, 8:04 pm
Arrr, a brave lass of the volleyball seas, dressed in colors most fine, faced a crew from a Catholic ship on the 12th of October! But lo! Instead of cheers, she found herself the target of booing scallywags, harassed like a parrot with a sore throat! Baffling, it be!
November 22, 2024, 5:41 pm
Arrr, moments after Daniel Jones was set free by the scallywags of the New York Giants, he magically found his name on the Dallas Cowboys' crew list! What sorcery be this? Methinks he be a slippery eel or the jests of a drunken sea captain! Har har har!
November 22, 2024, 5:28 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The swashbucklin’ NBA lads be on guard, for scallywags are plunderin’ their quarters! Aye, these rascals be link’d to a league of nefarious knaves from distant seas. Keep ye treasures tight, or ye may find a pirate in yer parlor! Yarrr!
November 22, 2024, 5:24 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Brock Purdy an’ Nick Bosa be sailin’ the bench this Sunday, while the San Francisco 49ers face off ‘gainst them scallywags, the Green Bay Packers! Aye, they be needin’ a victory like a parched sailor needs rum! What a jolly pickle they be in!
November 22, 2024, 4:40 pm
Arrr, matey! It be a dark day for the Minnesota Wild, as brave Mats Zuccarello be out fer three to four weeks, courtesy of a rogue puck that done ruptured his prized jewels. Aye, that groin be a treacherous sea! Fair winds to ye, brave soul!
November 22, 2024, 10:56 am
Arrr, me hearties! On a fine Friday morn, the New York Giants be castin’ off their former ship captain, Daniel Jones, at his own say-so! After six long seasons sailing the stormy seas of football, he be walkin’ the plank! Aye, what a jolly twist of fate!
November 22, 2024, 7:56 am
Arrr, after me hearty matey, President-elect Donald Trump, snagged his second crown, UFC's Captain Dana White be throwin' in the towel! He be claimin' he wants naught to do with the treacherous waters of politics, sayin', "I’ll be stickin' to me rum and punches, savvy?"
November 22, 2024, 6:30 am
Avast, ye scallywags! McLaren's grand captain, Zak Brown, be keepin' his compass true 'fore the high-stakes race in Las Vegas! With treasure yonder, he be keen on holdin' the lead whilst keepin’ his crew from walkin’ the plank of panic! Arrr!
November 22, 2024, 6:16 am
Arrr, mateys! In the grand arena o' gridiron, George Pickens, the swashbucklin’ wide receiver o’ the Steelers, nearly tangled with a scurvy Browns matey! Security be draggin’ him back like a treasure chest in a storm! Aye, ‘tis a ruckus fit for a pirate’s tale!
November 22, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Nakisa Bidarian, a co-captain o' Most Valuable Promotions, be claimin' the bout 'twixt Jake Paul and Mike Tyson be as real as a mermaid's kiss! He be callin’ the 27-year-old swashbuckler the finest treasure in the boxing sea! Aye, what a jolly jest!
November 21, 2024, 7:51 pm
Arrr, matey! On Thursday, the fine folk o' the St. Petersburg City Council be changin' their minds like a fickle wind! They pondered spendin' over $23 million doubloons to fix the Tampa Bay Rays’ ship-shaped ballpark roof. Aye, what a hullabaloo! Keep yer hats on, it’s a stormy voyage!
November 21, 2024, 7:26 pm
Arrr, matey! Bryce Underwood, that scallywag of the gridiron, be settlin’ back in his fair land! Instead o’ joinin’ the Tigers o’ LSU, he be turnin’ his sails to the Wolverines! A fine twist o’ fate for this top-notch lad, if ye ask me! Avast!
November 21, 2024, 7:10 pm
Arrr, matey! The mighty Joel Embiid of the 76ers be sailin' the courts less than a scallywag on a lost ship! And now, his antics off the plank be under the spyglass, as the crew be watchin’ him closer than a treasure map! Har har!
November 21, 2024, 5:32 pm
Arrr, President Biden be entertainin' the 2024 NBA champs, the Boston Celtics, at the White House, savvy? He be askin’ the fine crew to shout their name like a parrot, just to be sure they ain't a bunch of scallywags! Har har!
November 21, 2024, 4:13 pm
Arrr, matey! The Dallas Cowboys be settin' sail for the stormiest seas, riskin' their worst record in a score of years! And that scallywag Peyton Manning be tossin’ jests at ‘em during the Country Music Awards—what a merry jestin’ it be! Ha ha, shiver me timbers!
November 21, 2024, 3:39 pm
Arrr, mateys! The NFL be soundin’ the alarm fer all seafarin’ crews and their mateys, sayin’ a band o’ scallywags be plundering players like treasure! Beware, fer this be no ordinary crew but a crafty gang o’ rogues! Keep yer doubloons close, or ye’ll be walkin’ the plank!
November 21, 2024, 3:33 pm
Arrr, matey! The first 45 ticks o’ the clock be spent arguin' ‘bout what to call each other and who be who, instead o’ battlin' on the court! Aye, 'tis a fine mess when a sportin' showdown turns into a wordy scallywag's parley!
November 21, 2024, 11:33 am
Arrr, matey! Riley Gaines be takin' a jolly jab at the scallywags o' "The View," callin' 'em out fer their wretched decree to shoo away the fairer gents from the ladies' loo at the grand U.S. Capitol! Blimey, what a hullabaloo! A right ruckus, that be!
November 21, 2024, 10:05 am
Ahoy mateys! As the New York Giants set sail on yet another quest fer a quarterback, Captain Daniel Jones be walkin' the plank! Franchise legend Victor Cruz be ponderin' if young Arch Manning be the treasure they seek come 2026. Avast, it be a wild sea ahead!
November 21, 2024, 7:44 am
Arrr! Netflix be tellin’ the NFL not to fret 'fore the Christmas clash, sayin’ it solved the woes that left many a scallywag stranded durin' the Tyson-Paw fight. Fear not, mates! The streamin’ seas be smooth sailin’ for our holiday pigskin revelry!
November 21, 2024, 4:53 am
Arrr, matey! The newly dubbed captain of education, Linda McMahon, be a lass who once danced with violence in the WWE ring! Aye, even her wee ones got tangled in the fray! Avast, what a ruckus on the high seas of learning awaits us!
November 21, 2024, 4:46 am
Arrr! Elon Musk be spinnin' a yarn 'bout Riley Gaines and her matey, denied the rights o' citizenship fer lackin’ the cursed COVID jab! Aye, a fine tale to stir the pot o’ immigration reform, me hearties! Avast, who knew vaccines be weighin’ heavier than gold?
November 20, 2024, 8:44 pm
Arrr, matey! The grand captain o' the UConn lassies, Geno Auriemma, be the mightiest coach to ever sail the NCAA seas, claimin’ victory over Fairleigh Dickinson on a fine Wednesday night! Aye, he be stackin’ wins like doubloons in his treasure chest! Avast, what a jolly good show!
November 20, 2024, 7:23 pm
Arrr, thirteen scallywags from the Republican crew be scribblin' a missive to the Mountain West Conference, beggin’ it to toss the transgender buccaneers overboard from the fair lassies’ competitions! Avast, me hearties, it be a right ruckus o’er who gets to plunder the gold medals!
November 20, 2024, 5:24 pm
Arrr, matey! The coach o' Louisiana Tech be sayin' he had no inkling o' San Jose State's rumored sea siren in bloomers when they clashed in their season's grand kickoff! Aye, what a merry jest on the high seas of sportin' folly!
November 20, 2024, 5:06 pm
Arrr, with Juan Soto be the treasure every scallywag be seekin' this free agency, ole Hal Steinbrenner of the Yankees feels the heat, like a sunbaked deck, to keep this mighty slugger from sailin' off into the sunset! Avast, ye greedy pirates!
November 20, 2024, 4:50 pm
Ahoy, me hearties! Strap on yer eye patches and hoist the sails, for here be yer weekly morsel o’ sportin’ shenanigans from all corners of the seven seas! Ye won’t want to miss the ruckus, lest ye end up walkin' the plank of ignorance! Arrr!
November 20, 2024, 3:52 pm
Arrr, Bryson DeChambeau be settin’ sail to the SpaceX launch in his beloved Texas, rubbin’ elbows with Captain Trump! On that fine Tuesday, he declared, “I’ve ne’er felt such a spark in me soul!” Aye, inspiration be as high as the sails on a mighty galleon!
November 20, 2024, 11:51 am
Arrr, matey! Christian Pulisic, the swashbucklin’ soccer lad, be catchin’ flak on Wednesday fer dancin’ like a landlubber inspired by the President-elect, Donald Trump, after nettin’ a goal! Aye, what a jestin’ sight—a pirate’s jig be more fit fer the occasion!
November 20, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr, Kai Trump be spillin' the beans to her shipmates on YouTube 'bout her grandpappy, Captain Donald! She shared his jolly ol' voicemails in her latest golf caper—aye, that scallywag's got tales to tell! Avast, who knew the old sea dog was so chatty? Ha-ha!
November 20, 2024, 11:11 am
Arrr, matey! Myles Garrett, that scallywag of the Cleveland crew, be stirrin' the cauldron with jests 'bout T.J. Watt, the Steel City swashbuckler, and the shiny prize of the 2023 Defensive Player o' the Year! Shiver me timbers, 'tis a right merry squabble on the high seas!
November 20, 2024, 10:46 am
Arrr, me hearties! Captain Woody Johnson be moodier than a tempest after the Jets' ship sank 9-10 to the Broncos! Rumor has it, his first thought be to toss ol' Aaron Rodgers overboard and find a new matey! Aye, what a comical turn o' the tides!
November 20, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, the Kansas City Buccaneers met their match last weekend, losin’ their maiden battle of the season! Now they be wonderin’ how deep they’ve sunk in the treacherous seas of NFL rankin’s. Avast, me hearties, will they rise like the tide or be left in Davy Jones' locker?
November 19, 2024, 10:29 pm
Arrr, matey! Calais Campbell be a seasoned sea dog o’ the NFL, havin’ spent 17 seasons plunderin’ quarterbacks like treasure! One of them Miami Dolphins scallywags be grinnin’ like a parrot on a perch, thankful for the chance to sail alongside ol’ Campbell on the high seas of football!
November 19, 2024, 8:44 pm
Arrr, matey! A scallywag be settin' sail fer court against Netflix, claimin' their cursed contraption be glitchin' and crashin’ like a ship in a storm whilst watchin' the Tyson-Paul ruckus! Aye, the battle on screen be smoother than a sea shanty, I say!
November 19, 2024, 7:42 pm
Arrr! The scallywags o’ the school board in Washington be settin’ sail on a new course, plead’n with the athletic crew to rethink their jolly ol’ stance on lettin’ all lasses, trans or not, join the fray in girlie sportin’! Aye, it be a right ruckus!
November 19, 2024, 5:42 pm
Arrr, mateys! Colorado's own Miss Peggy, a sprightly superfan, be blowin' out a centennial candle with none other than Head Coach Deion Sanders at a grand press confab! Aye, a true treasure o' the sea, that lass be, celebratin' a hundred years of cheerin' for the crew! Avast!
November 19, 2024, 5:04 pm
Arrr, after the swabs o' the Philadelphia 76ers be sinkin' to a dismal 2-11, they gathered ‘round to parley! Rumor has it, Captain Embiid be scolded fer bein’ tardy to all manner o' things! Aye, even the treasure hunt! Time be not on his side, savvy?
November 19, 2024, 4:03 pm
Arrr, matey! Dexter Lawrence, the mighty tackle of the Giants, be scratchin' his noggin over the curious case of Captain Daniel Jones bein' benched after a week o' rest. He be standin' by his mate like a true seadog, wonderin' what foul winds blew that decision!
November 19, 2024, 4:03 pm
Arrr, matey! With the Dallas Cowboys flounderin' like a ship in a storm, ol' Michael Irvin be spoutin' that Deion Sanders be the finest captain to steer the crew! Aye, a jolly good choice, if the swabs be wantin' gold doubloons and a crackin' good time!
November 19, 2024, 11:50 am
Arrr, me hearties! A scroll from Tuesday be warnin’ the NBA that their cozy deals with the United Arab Emirates be like givin' a parrot a cracker whilst it be plunderin' treasure! Aye, it might just help 'em divert eyes from their misdeeds on the high seas of human rights!
November 19, 2024, 11:31 am
Arrr, matey! The New York Jets be makin' another grand effort t' save their scallywag season, but alas! On Tuesday, the captain o' their ship, Joe Douglas, be tossed overboard! Aye, it be a right jolly shakeup in the crew, ye could say!
November 19, 2024, 11:30 am
Arrr, the NFL be givin' a hearty "Aye!" to Fox News, sayin' they’ve no quarrel with the scallywags dancin' like the newly crowned captain, Trump! Let 'em jig and prance, I say, for a merry crew be a happy crew!
November 19, 2024, 10:56 am
Arrr, matey! ESPN's own Stephen A. Smith be frettin' over the fate of Captain Jerry Jones after his crew, the Cowboys, sailed into a storm 'gainst the Texans last night. Methinks the poor lad be needin' a stiff grog to weather this squall!
November 19, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, matey! Eric Bischoff, the wrestling swashbuckler, be squawkin’ to Fox News Digital 'bout how them companies oughta hoist the sails of storytelling, lest they be left adrift on the sea of mediocrity! Let the tales weave like fine rum, or ye be walkin’ the plank!
November 19, 2024, 1:56 am
Arrr! The Las Vegas Grand Prix be the priciest F1 race to ever grace the high seas! Aye, me hearties, ticket prices be changin’ like the tides, givin’ ye scallywags a bounty o’ merriment to savor! Prepare for a jolly good time, ye landlubbers!
November 18, 2024, 10:36 pm
Arrr matey! Joe Mixon be a scoring scallywag, nabbing three touchdowns to steer the Houston Texans to a jolly victory o’er the Dallas Cowboys, 34-10, on that fateful Monday Night Football at the grand AT&T Stadium! Aye, 'twas a merry night for the landlubbers!
November 18, 2024, 4:56 pm
Arrr, matey! Kris Bryant, the mighty third baseman of them Rockies, found his shiny chariot, a Lamborghini Huracan, swiped by scallywags! He be tryin' to sail it to Las Vegas, but alas, 'twas plundered by a crew of thievin' knaves! Aye, the high seas of the highway be treacherous!
November 18, 2024, 3:57 pm
Arrr, matey! While the cunning Chris Boswell be hittin’ all six of his targets like a true buccaneer, poor Justin Tucker be lamentin’ the field be more treacherous than a siren’s song, missin’ two kicks like a scallywag! Aye, the seas be rough for that Raven!
November 18, 2024, 3:27 pm
Arrr, matey! Rory McIlroy be a mighty captain o’ the greens, but when his latest treasure gleamed, the scallywag wept like a lost buccaneer! Aye, ’twas a year o’ storms, nearly castin’ him adrift from his lass! A fine trophy, but the heart be a fickle sea!
November 18, 2024, 3:00 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Former NFL swashbuckler Shawne Merriman be givin’ his two doubloons ‘bout the grand muck-up Netflix faced whilst streamin’ the ruckus ‘twixt Jake Paul and Mike Tyson! Aye, it be a spectacle fit fer Davy Jones himself!
November 18, 2024, 11:22 am
Arrr, matey! Howard Stern be sendin’ a jolly stern message to Netflix, warnin’ 'em ‘bout their NFL hosting shenanigans, lest they find themselves in a pickle like that ruckus at the Jake Paul-Mike Tyson brawl! Aye, best hoist the sails high and mind the seas ahead!
November 18, 2024, 10:53 am
Arrr, me hearties! Captain Dan Campbell of the Detroit Lions be chattin' on Sunday 'bout his grand scheme to swap out his finest sea dogs when the tides be turnin' in their favor. Aye, when the ship's already sailin' smooth, why not let the scallywags take a breather? Har har!
November 18, 2024, 9:51 am
Arrr! English lass Charley Hull, a swashbucklin' LPGA Tour star, be dancin' like a landlubber under the moonlight, joinin' the ranks of scallywags who be tryin' to mimic Captain Trump’s jig! A right merry sight, it was, fit to make even Davy Jones chuckle!
November 18, 2024, 7:51 am
Arrr, matey! Referee Ben Major be makin' a right fool of himself at the Grey Cup coin toss—‘twixt the Argonauts and the Blue Bombers, no less! Aye, he tossed the doubloon like a landlubber! The sea be a safer place fer such blunderin’, ye savvy?
November 18, 2024, 5:15 am
Arrr, matey! This weekend, the scallywags of sport be jiggin’ to the tune of President-elect Trump, shakin’ their sea legs with his fanciful footwork! Athletes be dancin’ like barnacles on a ship’s hull, showin’ their support with a hearty laugh! A merry spectacle on the high seas of sport!
November 18, 2024, 4:30 am
Arrr, matey! Legend o’ the ring, Eric Bischoff, spun a yarn fer Fox News Digital, ‘bout a tale o’ wrestling that never set sail while he roamed the high seas o’ World Championship Wrestling. Aye, sometimes even the fiercest buccaneers be denied their grand adventures! Har har!
November 18, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! Week 12 be burstin' with spectacles o' footy! But who hoisted the Jolly Roger and who walked the plank last Saturday? Cast yer eyes upon the latest tale o' victors and scallywags, if ye dare! Yarrr!
November 17, 2024, 11:28 pm
Arrr, matey! J.K. Dobbins of the Los Angeles Chargers be makin’ a grand leap for glory, snatchin’ the game-winnin’ treasure with but seconds left on the clock, sendin’ the Cincinnati Bengals to Davy Jones’ locker! Avast, what a jolly good show, eh?
November 17, 2024, 10:07 am
Arrr! Bo Nickal bested Paul Craig in a fine tussle Saturday night, claimin’ victory by decision, much to the dismay of the raucous crowd. But lo! Even the swashbucklin' President-elect Trump couldn’t help but raise an eyebrow at the spectacle! Aye, what a merry jape it be!
November 17, 2024, 9:38 am
Arrr, on a jolly Saturday night, the fierce sea dogs of the fightin' world, led by Captain Jon Jones, hoisted their flags for President-elect Trump! There he be, sittin' next to his trusty mate Dana White, eyein' the brawls like a treasure map! Avast, what a sight!
November 17, 2024, 9:05 am
Arrr, matey! Coach Kirby Smart o' the Georgia Bulldogs be shoutin' loud and clear to the scallywags o' the College Football Playoff crew after his crew bested the Tennessee swabs! Aye, he be sayin', "Pick us or prepare to walk the plank!" Har har har!
November 17, 2024, 5:46 am
Arrr, Jon "Bones" Jones be keepin' his heavyweight treasure after givin' Stipe Miocic a right good thrashin'! To toast his victory, he be pointin’ at the soon-to-be captain Donald Trump and doin’ a jig that’d make even Davy Jones chuckle! Avast, what a sight!
November 16, 2024, 10:55 pm
Arrr, this music buccaneer be a risk-takin’ scallywag, wagerin’ a treasure o’ $355,000 on the fearsome Mike Tyson to send that landlubber Jake Paul to Davy Jones’ locker! Avast, me hearties, let’s hope the tide be in his favor or he be walkin' the plank!
November 16, 2024, 9:26 pm
Arrr, matey! Colorado be a right curious crew o’ college football last season, yet their treasure chest of victories be nearly empty! But lo! The 2024 season be a whole new voyage, full o' plunder and glory, savvy?
November 16, 2024, 9:24 pm
Arrr mateys! The Mountain West scallywags be havin’ wrapped up their snoopin’ into the tall tales ‘bout San Jose State’s lass, Blaire Fleming, who doth swing a mighty volleyball. What secrets did they uncover? Aye, only the sea knows!
November 16, 2024, 5:46 pm
Arrr, matey! The scallywag who once roamed with the Bengals found himself in a pickle 'round Arlington, Texas! Charged with a belly full o’ rum and givin' a right hook to a landlubber in uniform! A fine mess for a sea dog, indeed!
November 16, 2024, 5:02 pm
Arrr, matey! The crew o' San Jose State be raisin' a ruckus, cheerin' for a landlubber of the transgender sort fer makin' a grand play! But hold yer grog—there be whispers o' a lawsuit claimin' that same scallywag was schemin' to put a hurt on one of 'em! Aye, what a jest!
November 16, 2024, 3:37 pm
Avast, me hearties! Less than a day after takin’ on that scallywag Jake Paul, our ol' sea dog Mike Tyson be spillin’ tales on the X about flirtin’ with Davy Jones himself while trainin’ for battle ‘round June. Aye, what a wild sea tale it be!
November 16, 2024, 3:17 pm
Avast, mateys! Young Henry Silver, a scallywag from Georgia, did strike a mighty kick worth a treasure of $800,000 on the grand ESPN seas during "College GameDay"! 'Twas before the Bulldogs set sail against those Tennessee landlubbers. Aye, that be some fine fortune for a jolly good lad!
November 16, 2024, 11:19 am
Arrr, matey! Gather 'round as we regale ye with tales of the mighty Mike Tyson, back in the ring after two score years! A legendary buccaneer of the fistic arts, he swings his fists like a tempest! Let the rum flow and the laughter roar, for the champ be returnin'!
November 16, 2024, 10:13 am
Arrr, me hearties! Rosie Perez, once a chatterin’ lass on "The View," be takin' a break from hurlin' barnacles at Trump, now settin' her spyglass on the ruckus ‘twixt Jake Paul and the fearsome Mike Tyson. A right jolly spectacle, aye!
November 16, 2024, 7:12 am
Arrr, one of Jake Paul's salty sea dogs, a coach, be makin' waves o' fame during the ruckus as the lad bested old Mike Tyson in a boxing brawl at the grand AT&T shipyard in Texas on Friday night! Blimey, the whole crew be laughin'!
November 16, 2024, 7:03 am
Arrr, matey! Jake Paul bested the fearsome Mike Tyson on the high seas of the ring, but ye scallywags who be watchin’ were less than pleased! The rum flowed as jests and jibes filled the air on the social seas of social media! A right spectacle it were, indeed!
November 16, 2024, 2:51 am
Arrr, matey! Jake Paul, a spry lad o' 27, went easy on the old sea dog Mike Tyson, who be 58 and lookin' like he’d wrestled a kraken! The fight turned as dull as a barnacle, leavin' the crew restless and yawning like they be on a long voyage!
November 15, 2024, 11:35 pm
Arrr! On a fateful Friday night, young Jake Paul bested the fearsome Mike Tyson by the vote of all hands at AT&T Stadium! 'Twas the lad's 11th conquest, a grand spectacle that left all scallywags a-gawkin’! Who knew the sea of boxing held such a jolly surprise? Har har!
November 15, 2024, 10:43 pm
Arrr, matey! Katie Taylor bested Amanda Serrano in a ruckus of a duel, clingin' to her super lightweight treasure with a decision as clear as fog! The crew be scratchin' their heads, wonderin' if the judges be seein' double after too much rum! Avast, what a merry spectacle!
November 15, 2024, 7:55 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Mike Tyson be spillin’ the beans to Interview Magazine, claimin’ he and a mate shared a fair lass. But alas, both the mate and the wench met Davy Jones, while Tyson be sailin’ on, untouched by the scourge! Talk about luck o’ the draw, aye!
November 15, 2024, 5:33 pm
Arrr, matey! The Cowboys' scallywag be jabberin’ that the Giants be fools fer lettin’ their star runner sail away this season! And he be reckonin’ that ol’ quarterback Daniel Jones be worth less than a barrel o’ bilge water! Har har har!
November 15, 2024, 4:29 pm
Arrr, matey! Mike Tyson be spillin' the beans on why he gave young Jake Paul a whack ‘fore their mighty duel in Texas! Seems the lad needed a taste of the high seas' discipline, or maybe Mike just be wishin' to teach him the art of a proper brawl!
November 15, 2024, 3:48 pm
Arrr, matey! The Democrats of Massachusetts be riggin' their sails to find a worthy scallywag to challenge Captain Seth Moulton, who be spoutin' words ‘bout trans pirates playin’ in the lassies’ games. A fine ruckus brewin’ on the high seas of politics, I tell ye!
November 15, 2024, 3:30 pm
Arrr, matey! Young Antoni Wrobel, a fresh-faced scallywag of the Culver-Stockton Wildcats, met Davy Jones after his trusty vessel got rammed by a beastly semi-truck. Aye, he was but 18 summers old! The seas be cruel, I tell ye!
November 15, 2024, 11:11 am
Arrr, me hearties! Donna Kelce, mother of that scallywag Travis of the Chiefs, be sayin' on Thursday, "Nay, Taylor Swift won’t be joinin' our Thanksgiving feast this year!" Aye, it seems the lass be too busy warbling to join our merry crew!
November 15, 2024, 9:20 am
Arrr, the mighty timberwolf Rudy Gobert be singin’ the praises o’ Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the fine lad nominated to steer the ship of Health and Human Services! Aye, he be shoutin’ it from the crow’s nest o’ social media on Thursday! Avast, what a jolly good choice, savvy?
November 15, 2024, 7:08 am
Arrr! The Buffalo Bills be settin' sail against the unbeaten Kansas City Chiefs, savvy? And our matey, Rob Gronkowski, be spillin' the beans on how the Bills can plunder the treasure from that scallywag Patrick Mahomes and his merry crew! Buckle yer swash, me hearties!
November 15, 2024, 6:19 am
Arrr, me hearties! Jake Paul and the fearsome Mike Tyson be settin' sail for a ruckus in the boxing ring this Friday night at AT&T Stadium! Prepare yer popcorn, for this be a clash of titans ye won't want to miss! Hoist the anchor and let the rum flow!
November 15, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr, Amon-Ra St. Brown be givin' the Packers a good jolt with his 'Green Bay Sucks' garb! But lo and behold, Clay Matthews be sayin' he tips his hat to the scallywag for spoutin' such cheeky words. Aye, respect be earned, even on the high seas!
November 15, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! The grand old sea dog Eric Bischoff be jabberin’ 'bout the duel 'twixt that scallywag Jake Paul and the fearsome Tyson! He be spillin’ the beans to the fine folk at Fox News Digital this week. Aye, let the rum flow and bets be placed!
November 15, 2024, 12:08 am
Arrr, the mighty Eagles be blastin’ forth with 20 points in the final quarter, sendin’ the Commanders to Davy Jones’ locker! They be hoistin’ their sails high, makin’ distance in the treasure-laden NFC East seas. Aye, 'tis a jolly good show, mateys!
November 14, 2024, 8:23 pm
Arrr, matey! Coach Mike Elko be settin' his sights on Captain Kiffin o' Ole Miss, takin' jabs at his whinin' 'bout all them night battles other SEC crews be havin'. Aye, let the moonlight shine on the feudin' coaches! Fair winds to the jestin', I say!
November 14, 2024, 5:46 pm
Arrr, matey! The Tampa Bay Rays be on a quest fer a new port o' call, fer their old haunt, Tropicana Field, be all battered 'n bruised by the wrath o' Hurricane Milton! They be scouring the seas fer a temporary treasure to rest their weary bones!
November 14, 2024, 5:29 pm
Arrr, matey! Former lass of the pitch, Megan Rapinoe, be callin' the Democratic crew to squint harder at their treasure map, claimin' they missed the booty on a few things this election tide. Aye, even pirates know ye can’t sail blindfolded!
November 14, 2024, 5:19 pm
Arrr, matey! Former swimmer Riley Gaines be havin' a jolly good laugh at Rep. Ocasio-Cortez, who be swappin' her pronouns for a mere breeze! 'Tis like a ship without sails, I tell ye! Aye, even the fish be smirkin' at this folly!
November 14, 2024, 3:39 pm
Arrr, in the year o' our Lord 2025, the scallywag Bryce Underwood be lookin' at a treasure o' $10.5 million from the Michigan Wolverines, who be throwin' doubloons like a drunken sailor to lure him from the clutches o' them LSU sea dogs! Aye, what a jolly bounty!
November 14, 2024, 10:52 am
Arrr, Megan Rapinoe be a-twisting her mustache in dismay, lamentin' Trump’s triumph over Kamala in the grand election seas of 2024! She be frettin' for the brave crew of the transgender ship, fearin' the storm clouds on th' horizon. Shiver me timbers, what a ruckus!
November 14, 2024, 9:49 am
Arrr, matey! Olympic gold medalist pugilist Imane Khelif be threatenin' to unleash the legal kraken on a French scribe, who dared to say she sported manly bits! She be not takin' kindly to the lawmakers’ jests, ready to knock 'em out with her words sharper than a cutlass!
November 14, 2024, 8:01 am
Arrr, matey! Aye, it be known on this fine Tuesday that the legendary Fernando Valenzuela of the Dodgers met his salty end! The parchment be claimin' he succumbed to a pesky septic shock, as if a scallywag’s curse befell him! What a jolly way to sail to Davy Jones!
November 14, 2024, 7:29 am
Arrr, matey! Old Fred Toucher be swingin' his cutlass at Bill Belichick, claimin' the sea dog be harborin' a grudge against the Patriots crew! Aye, 'tis a right ruckus in the harbor, with treasures of gossip flyin' about like cannonballs! Avast, what a merry jest it be!
November 14, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr, after bein' bested by the scallywags of the Miami Dolphins, ol’ Andrew Whitworth, once a stout lineman fer the Rams, be still puffin' his chest like a proud parrot, full o' faith in his former crew! Yarr, there's treasure in that confidence, I tell ye!
November 14, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, matey! Trump's grand soirees with the champions and jolly athletes from distant shores be the swashbucklin' highlights of his second voyage in the White House! Aye, 'tis a treasure trove of merriment and mischief, mark me words!
November 13, 2024, 10:16 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Jets be sailin' through yet another stormy season, but a past shipmate of the Gang Green be spoutin' sage advice to the finest cornerback in the crew! Let’s hope he don’t be takin' in water like a leaky ship! Yarrr!
November 13, 2024, 8:43 pm
Ahoy, mateys! Gable Steveson, the scallywag who snatched the Hodge Trophy twice—aye, a rare treasure!—ain't yet ready to hang up his grapplin' boots. He be itchin' to keep tossin' foes like a ship’s anchor in a tempest! Avast, the adventure be not over!
November 13, 2024, 5:35 pm
Arrr, matey! The Chicago Bears be tossin’ overboard ol' Shane Waldron, the crafty offensive matey! And hear this—a gaggle o' grizzled sea dogs be wishin' to maroon young Caleb Williams on the bench, lest he lead 'em to Davy Jones' locker! Har har, what a fine storm o' folly!
November 13, 2024, 5:13 pm
Arrr, Sia Li'ili'i, the fierce captain o' the Nevada Wolf Pack lassies' volleyin' crew, be settin' sail with the Independent Women’s Forum as an envoy! She be battlin' like a true swashbuckler for the fairer sex in the realm o' sports, savvy? Aye, hoist the sails!
November 13, 2024, 5:03 pm
Avast, mateys! Sen. Tommy Tuberville of the fine state of Alabama be showerin' praises upon Rep. Matt Gaetz of Florida, after the mighty Trump be pluckin’ him to be the keeper of the law! A merry jest, indeed, ‘tis a treasure of a choice! Arrr!
November 13, 2024, 4:36 pm
Arrr, mateys! Shaquille O'Neal, the legend o' the court, unleashed a mighty tongue-lashing on young Joel Embiid after the lad took to the seas against the Knicks. Aye, ‘twas a sight to behold—Embiid strutting like a rooster, but Shaq's words cut deeper than a cutlass!
November 13, 2024, 11:46 am
Arrr! In the wilds of Utah, a lad o' 18 be caught in a pickle, accused o' clobberin' the fair cheer captain, Jocelyn Allan, with a wretched water bottle after a grand victory o’er Utah! Aye, the seas be rough for this scallywag!
November 13, 2024, 11:37 am
Arrr, savvy seadogs! Legendary coach George Karl be spoutin’ his thoughts on the league's waters via the magic of social media on a fine Monday. He be comparin' it to the ruckus of a general election—aye, what a merry hullabaloo! Pass the grog, me hearties!
November 13, 2024, 10:52 am
Arrr, matey! Caitlin Clark, the fiery lass of Indiana Fever fame, found out the hard way that golf be no easy sea! She hooked her tee shot like a landlubber on a stormy morn, sending it sailin' into Davy Jones' locker! Aye, what a jolly misadventure!
November 13, 2024, 10:02 am
Arrr, matey! Captain Perry Minasian be givin' Anthony Rendon a jolly shout, sayin' the scallywag must swab the deck to claim his spot in the daily battle! Earn yer keep, ye landlubber, or be walkin' the plank! Ha-ha!
November 13, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr, me hearties! The clash o' Jake Paul and Mike Tyson be nigh, and our ol’ shipmate Andrew Whitworth be yellin' louder than a cannon blast fer the spectacle! Ready yer rum, fer tis a brawl worthy o' the fiercest storm at sea!
November 13, 2024, 5:42 am
Arrr! Mike Tyson be trainin' fer eight moons to face that scallywag Jake Paul! As the fateful day be drawin' near, Tyson be spoutin' wisdom like a seasoned sea dog, claimin' he’s discovered more 'bout himself than a treasure map reveals! Avast, what a jolly spectacle it shall be!
November 13, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! The Kansas City Chiefs be the finest crew on the NFL seas! But beware, a motley band of scallywags be stirrin’ in the waters, claimin’ they can take down the mighty Chiefs as we sail into Week 11! Avast, let the rum flow and the games begin!
November 12, 2024, 10:59 pm
Arrr, in the first quarter o' Monday's Dolphin-Rams brawl, ESPN be spoutin' that Tyreek Hill be sayin' his wrist got more knotted after the landlubbers in blue had him in chains! Aye, the seas of misfortune be unforgiving, even for a swashbucklin' sailor like him!
November 12, 2024, 4:33 pm
Arrr, matey! Fer Aaron Rodgers, the Jets' brave sea dog, the fiercest foe be not the rival crew, but the scallywag ye spy in the looking glass! Aye, that mirror's a treacherous mate, showin' a face more fearsome than a Kraken on a bad hair day! Har har!
November 12, 2024, 4:30 pm
Arrr! Boston College bested Syracuse last week, and instead of splashin' in the briny deep after takin' a 37-31 thumpin’, Captain Fran Brown set his sights on fixin' blunders like a scallywag patchin’ a leaky ship! Yarr, 'tis a fine plan, matey!
November 12, 2024, 4:22 pm
Arrr matey! The scallywags at USC football be payin’ a fine of 50,000 doubloons and walkin' the plank of probation for a whole year! Seems their coaching crew couldn’t keep to the ship's rules over two long seasons. Avast, what a ruckus!
November 12, 2024, 4:16 pm
Arrr, mateys! Captain Schoen be dodgin' the blame cannon on poor Jones, sayin' the crew's 2-8 plight ain't just on one scallywag! Aye, even the finest ship can sink with a leaky hull—so let’s not hang the lad for this stormy voyage!
November 12, 2024, 11:12 am
Arrr, listen ye scallywags! Former MLB backstop Jonathan Lucroy be sayin’ that NFL swashbuckler Nick Bosa oughta hoist the Jolly Roger for President-elect Trump! Aye, a fine jest indeed, as if the sea were paved with gold doubloons!
November 12, 2024, 11:08 am
Arrr! Cam Bynum, a scallywag o' the Minnesota Vikings, be makin' waves after he be usin' the legendary Aussie b-girl Raygun's Olympic jig to parley his grand interception in the glorious conquest over the Jags. Aye, 'tis a sight to behold, a true buccaneer of the gridiron!
November 12, 2024, 9:53 am
Arrr, matey! Mike Tyson be feelin' mighty certain 'bout the one grand "fundamental difference" 'twixt him and that scallywag Jake Paul as he readies fer their raucous duel this weekend! Methinks it be more than just a matter o' fist size, savvy?
November 12, 2024, 9:18 am
Avast, me hearties! Young Marco Angulo, a fine Ecuadorian lad and soccer swashbuckler for FC Cincinnati, met his untimely end on Monday night, aged just 22, after a clash with Davy Jones’ own carriage! A tragic tale of misplaced sails, that be! Raise a mug in his memory, ye scallywags!
November 11, 2024, 10:27 pm
Arrr, matey! The Miami Dolphins, fierce swabs of the sea, left the Los Angeles Rams high and dry, not a single touchdown in sight! With a hearty cheer, they broke their losing curse, claimin' victory 23 to 15 on a moonlit night! Aye, what a jolly good time!
November 11, 2024, 9:23 pm
Arrr, mateys! That swashbucklin' wide receiver Tyreek Hill be sayin' to ESPN, “I be battlin' with a torn ligament in me wrist, takin’ on them Los Angeles Rams!” Aye, a true buccaneer, playin’ through the pain like a scallywag in a sea of troubles!
November 11, 2024, 8:09 pm
Arrr, matey! Chad Kelly, once a swabbin’ the NFL seas, now sailin’ in the CFL, met with a leg injury so foul even his shipmates turned tail! It was a sight that could scare a kraken, right ‘n the thick of playoff treasure huntin'! Aye, the poor lad!
November 11, 2024, 7:43 pm
Arrr, matey! The stout-hearted lineman Hakeem Adeniji, a cap’n of the Cleveland Browns, be spillin’ his sorrow on the Instagram seas, recountin’ the tragic tale of his wee lad, lost to the briny deep before his first breath. Aye, even pirates shed a tear for such misfortune!
November 11, 2024, 3:39 pm
Arrr, matey! Coach Kirby Smart be ponderin' the curious sight of young Jake Pope dancin' with the Ole Miss scallywags after takin' a whuppin'. Aye, 'tis a fine jest, that lad be celebratin' like he found a chest o' gold after walkin' the plank! Har har har!
November 11, 2024, 3:19 pm
Arrr, mateys! Jack Del Rio be settin’ sail from the Wisconsin gridiron, said Captain Fickell on the morrow. Seems our scallywag got himself caught in a rum-soaked misadventure with the law last week. Aye, a fine way to earn a swift kick overboard!
November 11, 2024, 2:56 pm
Arrr! In the murky waters of Tampa Bay, young scallywag Wander Franco found himself in a ruckus o' arms whilst awaitin' his day o' judgment fer some unsavory charges! Aye, the law be watchin' him close, and me thinks he be walkin' a perilous plank!
November 11, 2024, 10:59 am
Arrr, me hearties! John O'Korn, once captain o' the Wolverines, be givin' a hearty ribbin' to his scallywags fer bein' bested by them Hoosier rogues! Aye, those Indiana knaves be sailin' smooth, still undefeated on this treacherous sea o' sportin' battles!
November 11, 2024, 10:38 am
Arrr, Tom Brady be a-mighty impressed with young Baker Mayfield's swashbucklin' antics on the field, takin' on the scallywags of the San Francisco 49ers on a fine Sunday! That lad be throwin' the pigskin like a true captain of the Buccaneers, he be! Avast, what a sight!
November 11, 2024, 10:30 am
Arrr! The fine lass Melissa Batie-Smoose, second-in-command o’ the San Jose State volleyball crew, be raisin’ the Jolly Roger ‘gainst the foul storms besiegin’ women’s sports. Yarr, she be callin’ for a fair wind to set sail for equality, lest we all be marooned in the depths of despair!
November 11, 2024, 9:04 am
Arrr, matey! Mark Cuban, a scallywag of the Mavericks crew, caught a tempest o' flak this past week fer settin' sail and deletin’ his kind words fer Vice President Kamala Harris on the X seas. The poor lubber can't catch a break, eh?
November 11, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! Week 12 of the grand college football battleground be scribbled in the annals o' history! New scallywags claimin’ victories and some walkin’ the plank o' shame. But fear not, for the mighty Oregon still reigns like a cap’n o' the high seas! Avast, what a jolly time!
November 10, 2024, 10:48 pm
Avast! On a night when Captain Goff tossed five wretched pickles, the Detroit Lions pillaged the Texans' shores, claimin’ victory with a mighty 52-yard blast from the trusty Jake Bates, just as the clock struck the final hour! A fine jest, indeed! Arrr!
November 10, 2024, 8:33 pm
Arrr, President-elect Trump be givin’ a hearty cheer for that scallywag Nick Bosa o’ the San Francisco 49ers! The lad be payin’ tribute while celebratin’ a sack, like a true buccaneer! Aye, even on the gridiron, respect be sailin’ high!
November 10, 2024, 7:45 pm
Arrr, matey! Joey Logano steered his trusty No. 22 Ford to glory in the wilds of Phoenix Raceway! On that fateful Sunday, he claimed the crown of NASCAR’s Cup Series for the third time, makin' him the fiercest buccaneer of the blacktop! Avast, what a tale to tell!
November 10, 2024, 5:15 pm
Arrr, after them scallywags laid waste to Israel's good mates in Amsterdam, the landlubbers in Israel be warnin’ their crew to think twice 'fore settin' sail for any gatherings, even the grand football fray against France this week! Best keep yer sea legs steady, me hearties!
November 10, 2024, 4:21 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Young Emilio Gonzalez, a scallywag of 27 summers, be walked the plank from a PGA Tour shindig in Mexico! Aye, 'tis true, he got into a spot o' trouble for "serious misconduct" in his second round, makin' the whole crew chuckle like a barrel o' rum!
November 10, 2024, 3:44 pm
Arrr matey! The Pittsburgh Steelers be havin’ a fresh catch in the wide receiver seas, one Mike Williams! He snagged a single pass in their victorious skirmish against them Washington Commanders, but ‘twas a mighty important one, aye! Even a scallywag knows one treasure be better than none!
November 10, 2024, 3:26 pm
Arrr! The Kansas City Chiefs be sailin' the seas of victory, untouched this season! Mike Danna, that scallywag, thwarted the Broncos’ Will Lutz, blockin’ his 35-yard treasure hunt for glory! Aye, 'tis a fine day for a hearty laugh and a jug o' rum!
November 10, 2024, 11:20 am
Arrr, me hearties! Kirk Herbstreit, the seafarin’ sage of ESPN, be callin’ out ye scallywags who littered the pitch like it be a ship's deck after a raucous rum party! Ye be throwin’ trash, not treasure, ye landlubbers! Aye, let the game be played, not marred by yer refuse!
November 10, 2024, 10:04 am
Arrr, matey! Coach Todd Golden o' the Florida Gators be battlin' a storm, with whispers o' harassment brewin' like a foul grog! He be ponderin' whether to send a cannonball o' defamation at them scallywags! Avast, what a jolly mess on the high seas o' basketball!
November 10, 2024, 9:34 am
Arrr, matey! Oregon’s captain, Dan Lanning, spun a yarn o’ patriotism when asked ‘bout Trump bestin’ Kamala in the great election battle. With a wink and a grin, he be sayin’ it be a fine spectacle, like watchin’ a kraken wrestle a mermaid! Har har!
November 10, 2024, 8:56 am
Arrr! The BYU Cougars bested the Utah landlubbers with a mighty kick just three ticks from the end, matey! But alas, Utah's captain of sport, Mark Harlan, was as pleased as a cat in a dogfight with the scallywag referees! Aye, what a ruckus on the high seas of sport!
November 9, 2024, 8:31 pm
Arrr matey! The Colorado Buffalooes be sailin’ swift on the high seas o' playoff glory, after givin' that Texas Tech scallywag crew a good thrashin’ on Saturday! Hoist the Jolly Roger, for victory be ours, or I’ll be walkin’ the plank!
November 9, 2024, 8:14 pm
Arrr, matey! The cunning Elon Musk be spoutin' his joy 'bout Nick Bosa's fine on the mighty X! He be celebratin' the fierce defender with flames and the grand ol' stars 'n' stripes, like a jolly sea dog toastin' to a fine bounty! Yo ho, what a ruckus!
November 9, 2024, 7:52 pm
Arrr, the Ole Miss scallywags be so eager to toast their grand victory over them Georgia swabs, they charged the field like a crew of rum-fueled buccaneers, despite havin’ a mere 16 seconds left to count their doubloons! Avast, mateys, patience be a virtue!
November 9, 2024, 5:39 pm
Arrr, matey! In the grand skirmish 'twixt Cornell and Penn, a hearty 110 points were plundered! The ruckus began with a tricksy punt, sailing 74 yards straight to Davy Jones’ locker, claimin’ a touchdown! Aye, what a fine jest on the high seas o’ football!
November 9, 2024, 5:12 pm
Arrr matey! The NFL be havin’ docked a pretty penny from that scallywag Nick Bosa o’ the 49ers for sportin’ a MAGA hat whilst barging into a television parley after the battle o’ the game on the 27th! Aye, ‘tis a bold cap to wear on the high seas o’ football!
November 9, 2024, 4:24 pm
Arrr! In but his second voyage as captain o' the Georgia Tech crew, Brent Key be hoistin' the Jolly Roger high, claimin' his first grand victory as the Yellow Jackets sent the fearsome Miami Hurricanes to Davy Jones' locker, ranked fourth and all! Aye, what a merry tale to tell!
November 9, 2024, 4:13 pm
Arrr, after takin' a mighty blow to the noggin for the fifth time since the year of our Lord 2020, young Chris Olave be shuttin' his sails on injured reserve. He be seekin' counsel from a wise sea doctor, lest he forget where he buried his treasure!
November 9, 2024, 11:13 am
Arrr, mateys! In the fair land of Alabama, the landlubbers be spillin' the beans on young Semaj Wilkins, a spry lad of 14, who fell like a sack o' potatoes whilst practicin' the ol' pigskin. Aye, he be takin' a permanent shore leave on Aug. 13!
November 9, 2024, 9:05 am
Arrr, matey! The New York Giants have docked in Germany fer their Week 10 tussle with the Carolina Panthers! But, if Cap'n Brian Daboll had his way, they'd be swabbin' the deck at MetLife Stadium instead! Aye, who needs currywurst when ye can have hotdogs? Har har!
November 8, 2024, 8:13 pm
Arrr! A flying contraption, 'twas said to bear Auburn's rascally hoopsters, be diverted 'cause of a brawl midst the scallywags! The captain o' the clouds claimed it was a ruckus fit for the high seas! Avast, lads, keep yer fists for the court, not the skies!
November 8, 2024, 8:01 pm
Arrr, matey! The lasses of San Jose State be readyin’ fer battle, but alas! Their match be scuttled for the seventh time this season, all thanks to a hullabaloo 'round a transgender buccaneer! Aye, what a fine mess on the high seas of volleyball!
November 8, 2024, 6:36 pm
Arrr, matey! Coach Nick Sirianni be sayin’ that our fearless quarterback, Jalen Hurts, be limpin’ 'round like a scurvy sea dog, hampered by an "ankle ailment," though the injury scroll be tellin’ a different tale! Blimey, what a hullabaloo on the high seas of football!
November 8, 2024, 6:04 pm
Arrr, matey! A WNBA scroll on the social seas be missin’ the mark, shortchangin’ Indiana Fever’s lass Caitlin Clark by a whopping 16 assists! Seems the landlubbers be needin’ a new tally for their treasure map! Avast, what scallywag forgot to count?
November 8, 2024, 5:38 pm
Arrr, matey! The Ravens and Bengals danced a jolly jig on the gridiron this fine Thursday night, a spectacle fit for a captain's viewing! But lo, it all hung on a fateful choice by the scallywag of a coach! Aye, what a merry hullabaloo it be!
November 8, 2024, 5:23 pm
Arrr, mateys! Shaquille O'Neal be shoutin' from the crow's nest that them 3-point shots be runnin' amok like scallywags! He claims the game be duller than a landlubber’s tale, scarin' off viewers like a ghost ship in the fog! Aye, what be happenin’ to the good ol’ days?
November 8, 2024, 4:16 pm
Arrr, matey! The Dallas Buccaneers be settin' their hearty captain, Dak Prescott, on the injured reserve sea, thanks to a pesky hamstring ailment he caught while clashin' with the Atlanta Falcons. Aye, let’s hope he finds a treasure of time to mend!
November 8, 2024, 3:46 pm
Arrr, me hearties! If that scallywag Trump be claimin' the 2024 crown, whispers be flyin' that ol' cap'n Woody Johnson might hoist the Jolly Roger once more as England's ambassador. Avast, let the British brawls begin, for a pirate's life be full o' surprises!
November 8, 2024, 10:04 am
Arrr, matey! Young Connor Barba, a sprightly lad of 18, met his doom in a most unfortunate shipwreck of metal, whilst his dear mother, Megan Barnett, be left battered and bruised, all in pursuit of the treasure known as the Bucs game! Aye, what a scallywag of a day!
November 8, 2024, 9:01 am
Arrr, me hearties! Caitlin Clark be makin’ waves this offseason, like a seagull snatchin’ a fish! She’s set to parley with David Letterman at Ball State’s grand lecture fest next month. Aye, let’s hoist the sails and see what treasures she brings!
November 8, 2024, 8:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! WWE be blabbin’ that in the year of our Lord 2025, the grand Elimination Chamber be settin’ sail for Toronto, Canada! This news follows a treasure trove of eyes watchin’ the Crown Jewel in Saudi Arabia. Aye, let the shenanigans commence!
November 8, 2024, 6:39 am
Arrr, matey! Isabelle Harrison, once a Sky lass, be feelin' more flabbergasted than a parrot in a storm when ol’ Donald Trump sailed past Vice President Kamala Harris to snag another term. ‘Twas a sight to make a salty sea dog laugh and scratch his beard!
November 8, 2024, 4:44 am
Avast, me hearties! The scallywags o' the Washington Commanders be beseechin’ President Trump to work his magic and restore their banner to "Redskins"! Yet, in truth, the ol' sea dog has no say in this matter. Blimey, they be barking up the wrong parley!
November 7, 2024, 10:49 pm
Arrr, me hearty! The Baltimore Ravens be havin' a raucous night, thwartin' the Cincinnati Bengals’ desperate bid fer two points in the final tickin's! A classic tale of high seas daring, where victory be snatched from the jaws of defeat! Avast, what a merry jest!
November 7, 2024, 8:55 pm
Arrr matey! After nearly ten long years, the LSU sea dogs be settin' sail with a livin' tiger by their side for the grand showdown against them Crimson Tide scallywags! Let’s hope that beast don’t decide to join the game, or we’ll have a right ruckus on our hands!
November 7, 2024, 8:50 pm
Arrr, me hearties! In the dark of Thursday night, Maccabi Tel Aviv's scurvy soccer mates found themselves in a ruckus in Amsterdam! Seems the landlubbers didn't take kindly to their match against Ajax. Aye, violence be a treacherous sea, even fer footie fans! Savvy?
November 7, 2024, 5:51 pm
Arrr, young Kai Trump, the sprightly lass o' the soon-to-be Captain Trump, did send a cheeky message across the vast seas o' the social webs, cheerin' her grandpappy for plunderin' the presidential treasure this year! Aye, a fine haul indeed!
November 7, 2024, 5:44 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Dak Prescott, the swashbucklin’ quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys, went a-tumblin’ after a wee dash in the third quarter o’ last week’s scuffle with the Atlanta Falcons! Aye, he be lookin’ like a seagull caught in a squall! Mermaids be helpin’ him, I reckon!
November 7, 2024, 5:18 pm
Arrr, matey! At the grand spectacle 'twixt Florida and Georgia, fans and lawmen clashed like scallywags at EverBank Stadium! Twas a right ruckus of fists and fury, fit for the high seas! Avast, what a jolly hullabaloo!
November 7, 2024, 5:13 pm
Arrr, matey! Young Malachi Corley, a fresh-faced deckhand of the New York Jets, be keepin' his eyes peeled fer the treasure o' that first NFL touchdown! He ain't about to let it slip through his fingers like a wayward sea mist, savvy? Aye, may the winds favor his aim!
November 7, 2024, 11:47 am
Arrr, mateys! Natasha Cloud, the fiery lass of the Phoenix Mercury, be settin' her sights on the wenches who cast their votes for that scallywag Trump, lettin' him best the fair Vice President Harris. Blimey, what a hullabaloo in the land o' politics!
November 7, 2024, 11:20 am
Arrr, matey! Saquon Barkley, the swift-footed Eagle, be sayin’ the NFL be givin’ him a swig o’ the testin’ potion after he leaped over a scallywag from the Jags like a nimble sea gull! Aye, they suspect him o’ sorcery, I reckon!
November 7, 2024, 10:47 am
Arrr, Devon Mostert, the fair lass of Miami’s swift-footed Raheem, be takin’ the wind outta Sunny Hostin’s sails! She be callin’ Trump’s crew “unlearned wenches,” but Devon fired back like a cannonball, lettin’ her know not all who sail with the Dolphins be so dim-witted! Yarrr!
November 7, 2024, 10:02 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Carolina Panthers be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest that they’ve signed a four-year pact with their swift-footed buccaneer, Chuba Hubbard! Aye, let’s raise a tankard to more treasure and touchdowns ahead! Yo ho ho, what a jolly good deal!
November 7, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr, matey! Travis Kelce be comin’ to the aid of his bro, Jason, just days after he sent a landlubber’s phone flyin’ fer callin’ the Chiefs star a scallywag fer wooing the fair Taylor Swift! Aye, the seas be rough when ye cross a Kelce!
November 7, 2024, 5:41 am
Arrr, me hearty! Stephen A. Smith be no matey o' the "guilt" sails that Oprah and Michelle be hoistin' to sway the crew to cast their ballots for Vice President Kamala Harris. He’d rather swab the deck than be caught in that scallywag nonsense!
November 7, 2024, 5:33 am
Arrr, matey! Steve Kerr, a scallywag who’s long tossed jibes at the captain Trump, made a jest about the foul seas of rape and lawless immigrants. But alas! The landlubbers of social media be not amused, and they be throwin’ rotten tomatoes at him! Har har!
November 7, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, matey! The Cincinnati Bengals be sailin' smooth, claimin' victory in three o' their last four skirmishes, though they started their voyage a tad sluggish. But T.J. Houshmandzadeh be holdin' his doubloons close, not yet convinced to join the ruckus! Avast, me hearties!
November 6, 2024, 5:40 pm
Arrr, that scallywag Wink Martindale be throwin' shade on the ol' Giants crew, he be! When asked 'bout his future plunderin' in the realm of college coaching, he be smirkin' like a treasure-seeker who found naught but a rusted doubloon! Har har, what a jolly jest!
November 6, 2024, 5:40 pm
Arrr, matey! Cleveland’s grand poobah, GM Andrew Berry, did chat about Deshaun Watson's fate after he be takin' a wicked spill! For the first time, he be speakin’ like a landlubber, all wobbly and noncommittal ‘bout that scallywag quarterback! Avast, what a pickle!
November 6, 2024, 4:55 pm
Arrr! The famed Simone Biles, a true legend o' the high seas o' sports, be callin' upon Captain Biden to hoist the sails and take action in his last days, what with Trump’s victory makin' waves! Aye, even in the realm of Instagram, the tide be risin'!
November 6, 2024, 4:44 pm
Arrr, matey! When asked 'bout the scallywag Trump nabbin' the crown, our stout defender Nick Bosa did declare, "Nary a regret for donning me MAGA hat!" Aye, 'tis a bold move fer this swashbucklin' 49er, sailin' the seas of politics with a hearty laugh!
November 6, 2024, 11:34 am
Arrr, me hearties! Former Philadelphia Eagles’ mighty center, Jason Kelce, spun a yarn 'bout a ruckus with a landlubber fan on the latest "New Heights" episode. Aye, ‘twas a comical fracas that left the crew in stitches, as Kelce be the jolly giant of the gridiron!
November 6, 2024, 11:25 am
Arrr! Bryson DeChambeau, that scallywag of a golfer, be summoned to the stage by the Trumpster himself at his Florida lair, all celebratin' like a parrot on a treasure chest, during his grand victory speech on the morn of Wednesday. Yarr, what a jolly spectacle!
November 6, 2024, 10:21 am
Arrr, matey! Former MLB star, Cap'n Jonathan Lucroy, be spoutin’ that President-elect Trump’s win be the “break o’ a new epoch” fer the good ol’ U.S. o’ A! Aye, the tides be shiftin’, and we’re all in fer a jolly good ride, savvy?
November 6, 2024, 8:22 am
Arrr, me hearties! Young lass Angel Reese, a sprightly star of the WNBA, be lamentin' on the scrolls o' social media 'bout the land o' freedom! She be feelin' blue, for the scallywag Trump bested fair Kamala in the grand election duel! Shiver me timbers, what a jolly mess!
November 6, 2024, 5:25 am
Arrr, matey! It be said that Dylan Holloway of the St. Louis Blues found himself in Davy Jones' hospital after a rogue puck landed a blow to his neck whilst tusslin' with the Tampa Bay Lightning. Aye, seems the sea of ice be a treacherous place for a landlubber!
November 6, 2024, 5:18 am
Arrr, matey! Khalen Saunders, a stout defender o' the Saints, be the brother of a nimble sea shanty dancer for the fair Taylor Swift! He leapt to the aid o' Jason Kelce after he sent a Penn State scallywag's phone flyin' like a cannonball! Savvy?
November 6, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! The Kansas City Buccaneers and them Detroit Lions be the finest crews in their leagues, but the battle fer the crown o' the NFL be hotter than a cannonball in a powder keg after nine weeks o' swashbucklin'! Savvy?
November 5, 2024, 8:53 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Norv Turner, a scallywag absent from the NFL seas for years, be returnin’ to hoist the sails of wisdom! With over thirty moons of coaching treasure in his chest, he’s takin’ the helm as senior advisor for the Raiders. Avast, let the shenanigans begin!
November 5, 2024, 5:53 pm
Arrr, me hearties! NFL legend Brett Favre be shoutin' on the X, claimin' that if ye swabs put the Almighty first, the Republicans be takin' all 50 states in the electoral seas! Aye, mayhap he be dreamin' o' a treasure map instead!
November 5, 2024, 4:30 pm
Arrr, matey! Even though the Athletics be settin’ sail to Sacramento for three seasons ‘fore plunderin’ Las Vegas, they’ll not be havin’ California's capital in their ship’s name! Aye, call ‘em what ye will, but the name be as absent as a landlubber at sea!
November 5, 2024, 4:26 pm
Arrr! The Penn State swabs be investigatin' the hullabaloo where Jason Kelce, in a fit o’ fury, did send a fan's phone to Davy Jones’ locker fer hurlin' slurs at his brother, Travis! Aye, ‘tis a right jolly ruckus on the high seas o' college football!
November 5, 2024, 4:13 pm
Arrr! DeAndre Hopkins and his merry band o' Chiefs did strike the "Remember the Titans" jig on the high seas o' Monday! But lo, Hopkins swore it be no cannonball aimed at his former crew. A fine jest, indeed! Avast, matey!
November 5, 2024, 11:15 am
Arrr, mateys! The swashbucklin' former captain of the ship, Trump, be swearin' on a stack o' gold doubloons in a podcast parley! He’ll hoist the sails for ye scallywags sufferin' the cruel sting of them ticket prices! Aye, he be the hero of the bleachers!
November 5, 2024, 11:05 am
Arrr, me hearties! The swashbucklin' Antonio Brown be makin' a wild claim, sayin' that the ol' captain Trump will sail past Vice President Harris like a ship in full sail, reclaimin' the treasure of the presidency! Avast, what a jolly jest that be!
November 5, 2024, 8:23 am
Arrr, me hearties! Bret Favre, a grand swashbuckler of the gridiron, be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest o’ social media, hopin’ our fair land sails true come Election Day! He be advisin’ his scallywags to cast their votes for that ol’ seadog, Donald Trump!
November 5, 2024, 8:20 am
Arrr, mateys! The swashbucklin’ boxer Jake Paul be warnin’ his crew to steer clear o’ Vice President Kamala Harris come Election Day! He be claimin’ it’s a battle o’ "good vs. evil," like choosin' between a treasure chest and a cursed doubloon! Yo ho, make yer choice wisely!
November 5, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, matey! Trump and Kamala be at each other's throats fer moons now! Aye, even the realm of sport be caught in their ruckus! Who be the swashbuckling figures takin' up the banner? Let’s hoist the sails and find out, savvy?
November 4, 2024, 10:33 pm
Arrr, the Kansas City Buccaneers be makin' waves once more! With a bit o' extra time on the clock, they bested the Tampa Bay sea dogs, keepin' their treasure of victories intact. Aye, they be sailin' undefeated into the sunset! Avast, me hearties!
November 4, 2024, 9:01 pm
Arrr! Before the "Monday Night Countdown" set sail on the Chiefs and Buccaneers battle, our matey Jason Kelce spilled the beans 'bout how he turned a fan's phone to splinters over the weekend at that fair Penn State! Aye, talk about a phone call gone awry!
November 4, 2024, 6:52 pm
Arrr, matey! Randi Mahomes, the proud matron of young Patrick, the scallywag quarterback, be raisin’ the Jolly Roger for Trump at Arrowhead, sportin' a MAGA hat! A fine sight it was, like a parrot on a treasure chest, shoutin’ “Make America Great Again, ye landlubbers!”
November 4, 2024, 5:26 pm
Arrr, during the Bears’ scallywag battle with the Cardinals, our star matey D.J. Moore be seen makin’ a grand exit from the field, leavin’ fans as puzzled as a parrot in a fog! Methinks he be searchin’ fer buried treasure elsewhere! Har har har!
November 4, 2024, 4:48 pm
Arrr, matey! The Cowboys be bracing fer a rough tide, as their fearless captain Dak Prescott be laid low with a hamstring ailment more wicked than a siren's song, after they be flounderin’ against the Falcons! Hoist the sails, it’s gonna be a bumpy voyage!
November 4, 2024, 3:23 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Riley Gaines, once a swift swimmer in the NCAA seas, be raisin’ her voice to all ye lads! She be shoutin’ to hoist the flag for Trump come Election Day, lest ye be swimmin’ with the fishes! Vote wisely, or face the Kraken!
November 4, 2024, 10:47 am
Arrr, matey! The mighty Captain Popovich of the San Antonio Spurs be struck down by a scurvy ailment, laid up like a ship in dry dock! Rumor has it, he be off the seas o’ coaching for a spell, mayhaps until the Kraken be tamed!
November 4, 2024, 10:28 am
Arrr, matey! NASCAR's own Mark Martin be chasin' the wind, reactin' to the ruckus at the Xfinity 500! Aye, the Championship Four be locked tighter than a treasure chest on a moonless night! Hoist the sails and let the shenanigans commence!
November 4, 2024, 9:57 am
Arrr, matey! UFC swashbuckler Frankie Edgar be chattin' with the fine folk of Michigan Arab Americans, all while hoistin' the sails for that old sea captain, Trump, as the presidential battle brews on the horizon. Shiver me timbers, politics be a wild sea!
November 4, 2024, 9:06 am
Arrr, me hearties! Word be spillin’ that the Saints be tossin’ ol’ Dennis Allen overboard on Monday, as they sunk to a pitiful 2-7, courtesy of the scallywag Panthers! Aye, ‘tis a rough tide fer those swabs!
November 4, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, the Oregon Ducks be strutting like the finest captain on the high seas, claimin' the title of the fiercest crew in college football! But blimey, the rest be battlin' like scallywags in a stormy squall, not makin’ it easy fer 'em!
November 3, 2024, 10:18 pm
Avast ye! The Minnesota Vikings be sailing back to victory shores, cuttin' their two-game jinx like a cutlass through a sailor's grog! They be plunderin' the Indianapolis Colts right in their own port, claimin' a grand triumph at home! Yo ho, let the rum flow!
November 3, 2024, 9:49 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The swashbucklin' ex-Captain Trump be sailin' the airwaves in a jolly election tale durin' NBC’s race and football shindig, while the fair Kamala be stirrin’ the pot on “SNL”! Aye, what a ruckus on the high seas of politics!
November 3, 2024, 8:12 pm
Arrr! The Detroit Lions braved the tempestuous squalls in Green Bay, bestin' the landlubber Packers! With a hearty cheer, they kept their flag flyin' high atop the division, claimin' victory like true sea dogs! Avast, matey, the North be theirs for the takin’!
November 3, 2024, 5:48 pm
Arrr, matey! The mighty NASCAR showdown at Martinsville be endin' in a ruckus! Ryan Blaney be claimin' the treasure of victory, snatchin' a berth in the Championship Four. Aye, the sails be shakin' with controversy, like a ship in a tempest! Hoist the flags, it be a wild ride!
November 3, 2024, 4:48 pm
Arrr, matey! The Dallas Cowboys be not only sinking their ship with a third straight defeat to them sneaky Atlanta Falcons, but their fearless captain, Dak Prescott, be so battered he be walkin' the plank of injury and ruled out! Aye, a right jolly mess, that be!
November 3, 2024, 4:11 pm
Arrr, matey! The swift Saquon Barkley, a scallywag of the Philadelphia Eagles, put on a grand show for the landlubbers on Sunday! He leapt o'er a Jacksonville jag with the grace of a sea gull, makin’ the crowd roar like cannon fire! Aye, what a sight to behold!
November 3, 2024, 3:53 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Tyler Bass, the kicker of the Buffalo Bills, hoisted a mighty 61-yarder to send the Miami Dolphins to Davy Jones’ locker, with but five seconds left on the clock! Aye, what a swashbucklin’ boot that be!
November 3, 2024, 11:40 am
Arrr, matey! Morgan Riddle, the fair lass of tennis swashbuckler Taylor Fritz, be spillin' the beans that a scallywag tried to breach their Airbnb treasure chest whilst they frolicked in London. Blimey! What a ruckus – hope they brought their cutlasses for such a rascally intruder!
November 3, 2024, 10:47 am
Arrr, matey! Jonnu Smith o' the Miami Dolphins took a jolly jab at the fair city of Buffalo in a podcast, chattin' like a parrot before their clash on the high seas o' Week 9 this Sunday! Ready yer cannons, it be a raucous battle brewin’!
November 3, 2024, 9:58 am
Arrr, matey! In the dark of night, after the 76ers faced the fearsome Grizzlies, our jolly giant, Joel Embiid, took a swing at a scribe, shovin' him like a scallywag! Aye, ‘tis a right ruckus on the high seas of basketball!
November 3, 2024, 9:23 am
Arrr, mateys! A landlubber coach of the offensive line found himself in a pickle on Saturday, sparrin' with one of his scallywag players during a raucous game. The seas be rough when yer own crew turns on ye! Har har har!
November 3, 2024, 12:14 am
Arrr, matey! Young Benjamin Perry, a brave defender of the Louisville crew, be laid low in the sick bay after takin’ a mighty blow in the first quarter o' the tussle against them Clemson scallywags! Avast, mayhaps he’ll bounce back to swab the deck soon!
November 2, 2024, 10:05 pm
Arrr matey! The Wolverines’ voyage met a treacherous twist, as their sneaky ploy went belly-up against the fearsome No. 1 Oregon! Our jolly mate Alex Orji charged like a cannon, only to collide with a spyglass and plummet like a sack of potatoes! Avast, what a sight!
November 2, 2024, 9:51 pm
Arrr, Vivek Ramaswamy stormed the MAGA shindig like a scallywag 'fore Penn State met their doom at the hands of Ohio State! With a grin as wide as a treasure chest, he be spouting confidence that Trump’s early votes be as plentiful as doubloons! Aye, what a jolly jest!
November 2, 2024, 9:24 pm
Arrr, the Penn State crew be feelin' the heat after bein' bested by the Ohio State scallywags! Even a once-mighty All-American quarterback be raisin' his parrot's eyebrow at that poor play-calling on Saturday! Blimey, what a hullabaloo!
November 2, 2024, 6:25 pm
Arrr! Once upon a time, in the year of our Lord 2016, the swashbucklin’ Colin Kaepernick raised a ruckus ‘bout the anthem, stirrin’ the seas o’ protest! Then, in 2017, that scallywag Trump had his say, causing a tempest o’ chatter on the podcast waves! Avast, what a merry hullabaloo!
November 2, 2024, 5:59 pm
Arrr! After the mighty No. 3 Penn State ship sank to No. 4 Ohio State, the crew of PSU be raisin’ a ruckus ‘bout Captain James Franklin, who found himself in a squall of words with a scallywag fan! Avast, the sea of football be a treacherous one!
November 2, 2024, 5:12 pm
Arrr, matey! Nick Bosa be keepin' his lips sealed 'bout his fondness fer Trump, while LeBron be jawin' on like a parrot 'bout it! And Jemele Hill, she be spottin' the whole ruckus! Aye, the seas be filled with chatterin' scalawags!
November 2, 2024, 4:49 pm
Arrr! The Buckeyes of Ohio bested them Nittany Lions from Penn State, 20 to 13, in the jolly land o' Happy Valley! Aye, 'twas a grand showdown, with our brave lads makin' a mighty stand at the goal line, leavin' the lions more befuddled than a parrot in a storm!
November 2, 2024, 11:39 am
Arrr, mateys! SEC Cap'n Greg Sankey be warnin' ye scallywags to cease all trickery o’ fakin’ injuries fer a breather. No more playin’ the limpin' buccaneer! Or ye be walkin' the plank, savvy?
November 2, 2024, 11:34 am
Arrr, mateys! Lanky LeBron, the great sea captain of the Lakers, be spillin' his thoughts on why he be throwin' his lot in with Vice Captain Kamala Harris, right before the grand election battle! Aye, 'tis a jolly good plunder of votes, I say! Avast, let the election begin!
November 2, 2024, 10:24 am
Arrr, me hearties! Caitlin Clark be settin' sail to the grand Taylor Swift shindig at Lucas Oil Stadium on a fine Friday night! She be splashin' her merry snaps across the Instagram seas, makin' all landlubbers green with envy! Aye, a true jolly roger of a night!
November 1, 2024, 8:47 pm
Arrr, after a scurvy scrawl be makin' sport o’ Joel Embiid fer sittin' out, the mighty 76ers star fired back like a cannonball at the landlubbers jabberin’ 'bout his “load management.” Blimey, ye best be watchin’ yer tongues, or ye'll find yerselves walkin’ the plank!
November 1, 2024, 6:40 pm
Arrr, matey! Coco Gauff, the swashbucklin’ lass of tennis, be spillin' tales of parleyin' with Princess Reema bint Bandar Al Saud about the fair treatment of lasses in Saudi Arabia. Aye, 'tis a fine subject indeed, but can they serve up a proper grog while hashin’ it out?
November 1, 2024, 6:21 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Kelly Stafford be spillin' the beans, sayin' she’s feelin' a bit green with envy over that fair maiden Taylor Swift gettin' all the riches and attention from the NFL ‘cause she’s swabbin’ the deck with Travis Kelce! What a jolly hullabaloo, I say!
November 1, 2024, 5:38 pm
Arrr, Clayton Kershaw be missin’ the grand revelry of the 2020 World Series with his mateys o’ the Dodgers! But lo! This Friday, he spun a yarn so grand at the 2024 shindig, ye’d think he be claimin’ the treasure o' laughter itself! Aye, what a jolly rogue!
November 1, 2024, 4:57 pm
Arrr, matey! Fat Joe’s jolly jig 'fore Game 3 be the very moment the Dodgers struck gold! A star player be claimin’ it true, like a parrot givin’ sage advice! Aye, the crew knew victory be in the air, just like the scent of fried fish!
November 1, 2024, 4:49 pm
Arrr, matey! That scallywag Nick Bosa of the 49ers, after a grand battle, donned a cap proclaiming, "Make America Grand Again!" during his talkin' with landlubbers. Now the NFL be scratchin' their noggins over this jolly spectacle! Avast, what a ruckus on the high seas of sport!
November 1, 2024, 4:21 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags of the Los Angeles Dodgers be spyin' on the Yankees' blunders, savvy? They be plunderin' the treasure of their "fancy over fundamentals" ways, turnin' the tide in their favor. Aye, smart as a parrot, those Dodger buccaneers be!
November 1, 2024, 11:16 am
Arrr, matey! Interim captain Jeff Ulbrich be sendin' a jolly jab to young Malachi Corley after he scuttled a golden chance for glory in the clash against them Texans. "Ye be needin' a map to find the end zone, ye scallywag!" he be bellowin'!
November 1, 2024, 9:24 am
Arrr, me hearties! Kelly Stafford, the lass wed to that Rams’ sea dog, Matthew, be takin’ the scallywags to task! She be callin’ out them NFL bilge rats who be cheerin’ when a player goes down. Aye, ‘tis no reason to be celebratin’ a matey’s misfortune!
November 1, 2024, 6:51 am
Arrr! In a ruckus fit for the high seas, famed swabber LaMelo Ball be caught off guard by a scallywag of a mechanical clown! With a swipe of his mighty hand, he sent that jester's noggin flying, makin' a viral spectacle for all hands to guffaw at! Ha-ha!
November 1, 2024, 5:42 am
Arrr, matey! Bill Belichick, the swashbucklin' captain of gridiron seas, was spied with his fair lass, young Jordon Hudson, frolickin’ on the sandy shores like love-struck scallywags in a Halloween portraiture! Avast, what a sight fer sore eyes!
November 1, 2024, 5:36 am
Arrr, matey! The New York Jets be findin' a treasure on Halloween, breakin' their cursed five-match jinx! With a swashbucklin’ one-handed catch by Garrett Wilson, they bested them Houston Texans. Aye, a fine haul indeed for these seadogs!
November 1, 2024, 5:28 am
Arrr, me hearties! Governor Brad Little o' Idaho be ready to hoist the Jolly Roger and battle the federal scallywags if that fair lass Kamala Harris claims the treasure of victory! Aye, he’d take ‘em to court faster than a ship in full sail!
October 31, 2024, 8:43 pm
Arrr, matey! Malachi Corley, that scallywag, was but a hair’s breadth from snatchin’ glory Thursday night! But lo! He be lettin’ go of the treasure 'fore crossin’ the line, causin’ a touchback, like a landlubber spillin’ rum! Har har!
October 31, 2024, 5:42 pm
Avast, me hearties! Bob Costas, that crafty sportscaster, be jabberin’ on not just 'bout the games but the high seas of politics too! He claims this comin’ election be a matter of good morals, not mere politics. Yarrr, let’s hoist the sails of virtue, savvy?
October 31, 2024, 5:24 pm
Arrr, mateys! The grand captain LeBron, star of the Lakers' ship, be shoutin’ his hearty cheers fer Vice President Kamala Harris! He be sayin’, “The pick be as clear as a calm sea on a moonlit night!” Aye, the winds of politics be fillin’ his sails!
October 31, 2024, 5:13 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Riley Gaines, that swift schoolin’ mermaid, be takin’ aim at the treasure-hungry sea dog Mark Cuban, fer jabberin’ ‘bout ol’ Trump not hangin’ with savvy wenches! Aye, might be he prefers his company a tad less brainy and a lot more buccaneer! Har har!
October 31, 2024, 4:50 pm
Arrr! Wendell the Pierce, a scallywag from "Suits," be moanin' on the morrow 'bout how Game 5 o' the World Series be marred by a raucous crew o' fans at Yankee Stadium. Aye, 'tis a right mutinous bunch that be spoil'n the fun, savvy?
October 31, 2024, 9:55 am
Arrr, mateys! AJ Dillon, the swashbucklin’ running back o’ the Green Bay Packers, be settin’ sail to a Trump shindig in Wisconsin! The ol’ captain himself gave him a hearty shoutout, makin’ the crowd roar like a cannon blast! Aye, what a jolly hullabaloo!
October 31, 2024, 6:50 am
Arrr, matey! Brian Dawkins, that swashbucklin' Hall of Fame lad, took to the sea o' ruck marchin' with brave U.S. veterans! He be raisin' the Jolly Roger for the cause o' savin' souls from Davy Jones' locker, sayin’ it be a right "fulfillin’" adventure! Avast!
October 31, 2024, 6:41 am
Arrr, matey! A ruckus be settlin' in the heart o' Los Angeles come late Wednesday, as the Dodgers hoisted their eighth treasure chest of World Series booty, sendin' the Yankees to Davy Jones’ locker in Game 5! Yarr, the streets be a-swimmin' with jolly revelers and rum!
October 31, 2024, 6:25 am
Arrr matey! Aye, Brett Favre, the mighty Packers' hero, did regale the crowd at Trump’s grand shindig! He be likenin' the 45th captain to his Super Bowl crew, sayin’ their ship sails as true as a cannonball through a storm! Har har har!
October 31, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr! Six hearty buccaneers from the University of Nebraska-Lincoln, led by the fierce two-time champion Jordyn Bahl, be struttin’ their stuff in a political scroll, supportin’ a pro-life measure in the good ol’ Cornhusker territory! Aye, even the sea be takin’ notice of their shenanigans!
October 31, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, matey! WWE lass Tiffany Stratton be chattin' with the scallywags at Fox News about her chances o' swashbucklin' at Crown Jewel this Saturday, even if she ain't yet on the fabled match scroll! Aye, let the sails be full o' surprises!
October 31, 2024, 4:48 am
Arrr matey! Young Bronny James, a scallywag of the Lakers crew, plundered his first NBA doubloons against the Cavaliers late in the final skirmish! Aye, he be makin' waves on the court, and the crowd be roarin' like a cannon blast! Savvy?
October 30, 2024, 11:11 pm
Arrr! In the grand battle o' the diamond, the valiant Freddie Freeman, first mate o' the Los Angeles Dodgers, be crowned the 2024 World Series MVP! He swabbed the deck with the New York Yankees like a true sea dog, makin' history with every swing, aye!
October 30, 2024, 5:41 pm
Arrr, matey! Brett Favre be chattin’ at Trump’s jolly hootenanny in Green Bay, where he tossed the pigskin for 16 seasons like a true buccaneer! Aye, 'twas a sight to behold—two legends makin’ waves on land, not the high seas! Yarrr!
October 30, 2024, 4:57 pm
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round fer yer weekly tale o' sportin' shenanigans from across the seven seas! From swashbucklin' matches to treasure hunts on the field, ye won't want to miss a single yarn! So hoist yer mug and let the games begin, ye scallywags!
October 30, 2024, 4:50 pm
Arrr, two landlubber Yankees scallywags be cast off from Game 5 o' the World Series fer meddlin' with Mookie Betts! But fear not, matey, fer Alex Verdugo be defendin' their wild passion like a true buccaneer of the diamond! Aye, what a jolly hullabaloo!
October 30, 2024, 4:48 pm
Arrr, matey! Ice Cube and Fat Joe be shakin' the riggin' at Dodger and Yankee grounds, readyin' fer the World Series! But a swashbucklin' radio legend be sayin', "Bah! I’ve seen better shows from a barnacle on me ship!" Har har har!
October 30, 2024, 11:47 am
Arrr, mateys! That scallywag Megan Rapinoe be warnin’ ye landlubbers 'bout the election! She says Trump be spoutin’ a tale of a “violent reality,” like a sea monster lurkin’ beneath the waves! Best hoist yer sails wisely, or ye might end up in Davy Jones' locker!
October 30, 2024, 10:53 am
Arrr! On this fine Tuesday, the gallant Aaron Rodgers, captain of the Jets, be claimin’ that his matey, Thomas Morstead, gifted him a sip o' the legendary "fountain of youth." Aye, ‘tis just a wee taste, but it be keepin’ the old sea dog spry!
October 30, 2024, 8:49 am
Arrr, matey! In the grand spectacle of Game 4, Mookie Betts, a swashbucklin’ star of the Dodgers, and the raucous Yankees crew be shiverin' their timbers at the wild antics in the first inning! 'Twas a sight to behold, aye! Aye, the seas be a-churnin’ with excitement!
October 30, 2024, 8:10 am
Arrr, matey! Nick Bosa, the swashbucklin' star of the 49ers, might be walkin' the plank for sportin' his “Make America Great Again” cap after givin' the Dallas Cowboys a right good thrashin' on Sunday night! A fine for fashion, I say! Blimey, what be the world comin' to?
October 30, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, matey! Bob Ryan, once a scribe for that scallywag rag, The Boston Globe, be spoutin’ his disdain fer that cursed three-point line in the game of hoops! He shared his grumblin’ on OutKick’s "The Ricky Cobb Show." Aye, a fine jest indeed!
October 30, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr matey! The NFL power rankings be as steady as a ship in calm seas through Week 8! But lo and behold, new scallywags be risin' up from the briny deep, seekin' to claim the treasure of glory! Avast, let the games begin!
October 29, 2024, 10:26 pm
Arrr, the New York Yankees be settin’ sail to be the first scallywags in all of baseball to claw back from a 3-0 World Series deep-sea dive! They be off to a jolly good start, me hearties! Hoist the sails and prepare for a grand adventure!
October 29, 2024, 9:33 pm
Arrr, matey! The Aaron Rodgers adventure aboard the Jets ship be sinking faster than a leaky rowboat! After takin' a tumble to the pitiful New England scallywags, even ol' Shannon Sharpe be tossin' barbs like cannonballs! Aye, this voyage be a right pickle!
October 29, 2024, 5:52 pm
Arrr, matey! Russian swashbuckler Andrey Rublev be spillin' his own blood in a fit o' fury durin' his second-round duel with the Argentinian scallywag Francisco Cerundolo at the Paris Masters! Avast, what a sight, a pirate's tantrum on the court, eh?
October 29, 2024, 5:40 pm
Arrr, matey! Stefon Diggs, the swashbucklin’ Texan, be makin’ his grand debut, but alas! A beastly torn ACL be sendin’ him to Davy Jones’ locker for the rest of the season. A right cruel fate for a lad who be chasin’ treasure on the field!
October 29, 2024, 5:36 pm
Arrr, listen well! Captain Tony Dungy, once a coach of the NFL sea dogs, be raisin' his voice against a change to the Florida rules, settin' sail to make abortion legal! Aye, 'twas a lively news confab, where he be stirrin' the pot like a scallywag!
October 29, 2024, 5:29 pm
Arrr, on the morn of Monday, a grand statue of the famed Miami Heat scallywag, Dwyane Wade, be revealed! But lo! A crew of critics be raisin’ their voices, even the landlubber Tim Walz, eyein’ the treasure from afar. Aye, it be a sight to behold!
October 29, 2024, 11:09 am
Arrr, matey! Legendary grappler Mick Foley be callin' the ex-captain Trump a "sneaky scallywag!" In a jolly chat on the cursed CNN seas, he spun a yarn 'bout why he be settin' sail with Vice President Kamala Harris. Aye, chaos on the high seas of politics!
October 29, 2024, 10:06 am
Avast ye mateys! Alex Rodriguez, once a grand swashbuckler fer the New York Yankees and now a scribe fer FOX Sports, sailed into "Fox & Friends" on Tuesday to spin a yarn ‘bout the World Series. Arrr, the seas of baseball be stormy indeed!
October 29, 2024, 7:39 am
Arrr, matey! In a fierce battle 'gainst the Mavericks, our lad Taylor Hendricks be meetin' a cruel fate! His leg be shiverin' like a ship in a storm—fractured fibula and an ankle askew! Blimey, that be a right mess! Raise a tankard fer the brave soul!
October 29, 2024, 6:47 am
Arrr, matey! Brett Favre, a swashbucklin’ Hall of Famer, be lamentin’ on the social seas, sayin’ it’s a pity to witness such a storm o’ hate in this here presidential showdown! Aye, even landlubbers be throwin’ cannonballs of gloom! What be this world comin’ to?
October 28, 2024, 10:47 pm
Arrr, matey! The scallywag Dodgers be but a single victory from claimin' the grand World Series booty! Freddie Freeman be swingin’ his mighty bat, sendin' a two-run cannonball straight o'er the yardarm, bestin’ the foul Yankees once more! Avast, glory be near!
October 28, 2024, 10:34 pm
Arrr, the Steelers be needin' a hearty dose o' spirit in the second half, and lo, Calvin Austin III and the fearsome T.J. Watt be deliverin' the treasure! They plundered the Giants, claimin' victory with a score of 26-18. Avast, me hearties!
October 28, 2024, 7:11 pm
Arrr, matey! Milwaukee's captain, Coach Doc Rivers, be callin' former Captain Trump’s New York shindig "a right calamity" in a jumbled speech on Monday! Aye, the words were as tangled as a sailor's knots, but the jest be clear—'twas a ruckus of a rally, fer sure!
October 28, 2024, 6:32 pm
Arrr, a merry band o' landlubbers settin' sail fer the great Levi's Stadium be claimin' that the scallywags in security made 'em stow away their "Make America Great Again" hat! I reckon even the caps be walkin' the plank these days! Blimey, what a hullabaloo!
October 28, 2024, 5:33 pm
Arrr, Captain Payton be claimin’ he meant no harm in his ship’s score against the Panthers! But lo, when one scallywag grumbled 'bout his orders, ol’ Sean shot a cheeky wink like a crafty sea dog. Aye, 'tis all in good fun on the high seas of football!
October 28, 2024, 4:40 pm
Arrr, the Colts be proclaiming young Anthony Richardson as their captain o’ the ship come Monday! But Coach Steichen be sayin’ to the scallywags, "We be weighin’ anchor on that decision ‘til Week 9!" Aye, a fine bit o' treasure huntin' for a quarterback, it be!
October 28, 2024, 3:50 pm
Arrr, me hearties! As the good Archbishop Dolan wrapped up his holy shindig at St. Pat's, he urged the scallywags to send up a prayer for the Yankees, ready to swashbuckle in Game 3 of the World Series on the morrow! May the winds be at their backs!
October 28, 2024, 2:27 pm
Arrr, matey! Nick Bosa, the burly sea dog o’ the San Francisco 49ers, be throwin’ his anchor with Trump, much to the crew’s dismay! The social media seas be churnin’ like a tempest, with scallywags shoutin’ and a-frothin’! Avast, what a merry hullabaloo it be!
October 28, 2024, 11:12 am
Arrr, matey! After claimin’ victory last night, the mighty Nick Bosa of the San Francisco 49ers be brandishin’ a "Make America Great Again" hat like a jolly roger! But alas, that treasure didn’t make a splash on the "SNF" X-feed, like a ship that be lost at sea!
October 28, 2024, 10:37 am
Arrr! Trevon Diggs, the fierce sea dog of the Cowboys, found himself in a raucous squabble with a scurvy reporter after the crew’s ship sank to the 49ers. Blimey! A clash of words fiercer than a kraken’s wrath, matey!
October 28, 2024, 9:53 am
Avast, me hearties! Young Jayden Daniels, the fresh-faced swab of the Washington Commanders, did raise his mug to the heavens after tossin' a mighty Hail Mary to ol' Noah Brown, claimin' victory 'gainst the scurvy Chicago Bears! Aye, even Davy Jones be smilin' at that one! Arrr!
October 28, 2024, 9:41 am
Arrr, matey! Manchester United be tossin' Erik ten Hag overboard, after a season start as rough as a stormy sea! The mighty Red Devils be languishin’ in 14th place, like a ship lost in a fog. Shiver me timbers, what a jolly mess they be in!
October 28, 2024, 5:46 am
Arrr! The Miami Heat be celebratin' Dwyane Wade with a grand statue outside the Kaseya Center, savvy? But lo! While No. 3 be chuffed, the scallywags o' social media be claimin' the likeness be more fishy than fair! Yarrr, a true treasure it be not!
October 28, 2024, 5:31 am
Arrr, matey! Nick Bosa, that scallywag of a defensive end, be sportin' a "Make America Great Again" cap and bustin' into Brock Purdy's postgame chat after they sent the Dallas Cowboys to Davy Jones’ locker! A right jolly spectacle, it be!
October 28, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, the grand ships of college footy sailed the weekend seas, but some scallywags wobbled like a drunken sailor! The mighty crews be doin’ their deeds, yet me heart can’t help but doubt their seaworthiness. Aye, 'tis a jolly sight for some, but for others, a right mess!
October 27, 2024, 10:51 pm
Arrr! On the grand day known as "National Tight End Day," that scallywag George Kittle o' the San Francisco 49ers plundered over 100 yards and bagged a touchdown, sendin' the Dallas Cowboys to Davy Jones' locker on this fine "Sunday Night Football!" Avast, what a jolly good show!
October 27, 2024, 5:31 pm
Arrr, matey! Kyler Murray and the Arizona Cardinals sailed off with a treasure of a field goal, givin' Tua Tagovailoa's grand return a right good scuttlin' as time ticked away! Shiver me timbers, what a jolly jest that be!
October 27, 2024, 5:25 pm
Arrr, matey! WWE’s mighty Hulk Hogan be shimmyin' with the "Trumpamaniacs" at Madison Square Garden, cheerin' for the cap’n of chaos himself, former President Trump! A rum-soaked shindig of swashbucklin’ fans, ye say? Aye, the jolly seas of politics be a wild ride, indeed!
October 27, 2024, 4:53 pm
Arrr! Jameis Winston, that scallywag, flung a mighty long ball to Cedric Tillman, sealin' the fate o' the Ravens in their own lair! The Browns, those cunning sea dogs, pulled off a surprise attack and claimed victory as the crowd went wild like a ship in a storm! Aye!
October 27, 2024, 3:58 pm
Arrr, matey! The scallywags known as the New England Patriots caught the New York Jets sleepin' in their own harbor! With naught but 22 ticks left on the clock, Rhamondre Stevenson swashbuckled his way into the treasure zone for a glorious victory, makin’ the Jets walk the plank!
October 27, 2024, 11:11 am
Arrr, matey! Donald Trump 'n' that scallywag JD Vance be launchin' a new campaign treasure map right in the middle o' the gridiron clash 'twixt them Bengals and Eagles on Sunday! Hoist the sails of politics, 'tis sure to be a ruckus fit for a captain!
October 27, 2024, 10:15 am
Arrr matey! The Indiana Fever be makin’ waves, decidin’ to cast off their captain, Christie Sides, after two full seasons sailin’ the stormy seas o' basketball. With the mighty Caitlin Clark risin’ like the morning sun, it be clear they be seekin’ fairer winds! Avast, what a jolly shake-up!
October 27, 2024, 9:50 am
Arrr, hear ye! The brave keeper Holden Trent of the Philadelphia Union has sailed to the great beyond at just 25 years! Aye, he guarded the net like a treasure chest, but alas, the grim reaper claimed his bounty. Raise a mug for our fallen matey!
October 27, 2024, 9:35 am
Arrr, matey! CeeDee Lamb, that star wide receiver of the Dallas Buccaneers, be hearin' Troy Aikman's jests 'bout his crew. He be ready to swab the deck or dance a jig, doin' whatever it takes to show that scallywag he be wrong! Avast, let the games begin!
October 26, 2024, 10:18 pm
Arrr, matey! The Dodgers’ fierce captain, Yamamoto, let slip but a single run on a solitary hit, as they bested the scurvy Yankees in the World Series, 4-2! Aye, 'twas a fine day for plunderin’ the scoreboard, says I!
October 26, 2024, 9:49 pm
Arrr, mateys! In the grand battle o' the World Series, our mighty slugger Shoehei Ohtani foolishly tried to nab second base and, blimey, his shoulder be givin' him grief! Aye, 'tis a tale of misadventure on the diamond, where even the bravest of hearts meet their match!
October 26, 2024, 8:25 pm
Arrr, matey! The Texas Longhorns be findin' their sea legs again with a hair's breadth victory over the Vanderbilt Commodores, just like a swashbucklin' reunion after a long spell since the roaring '20s! Aye, 'twas a right jolly tussle on the high seas of sport!
October 26, 2024, 8:15 pm
Arrr! The Notre Dame scallywags be provin' their lone misstep be naught but a trick of the seas, as they bested the undefeated Navy barnacles on Saturday! Aye, they be fightin’ like true buccaneers, with nary a scratch on their fine reputation! Yo ho, savvy?
October 26, 2024, 4:45 pm
Arrr, matey! The great Shaquille O’Neal, a true legend of the hoop, be spottin’ a fine outfit sported by lass Angel Reese! He be thinkin’ it might just be the treasure map to a grand business venture, savvy? Fashion on the high seas, I say!
October 26, 2024, 3:12 pm
Arrr, matey! Steve Garvey, the swashbucklin' star of them Dodgers, be spillin' the beans to Fox News that Trump be more like that ol' tyrant Steinbrenner than the smooth-talkin' Reagan! Aye, who knew politics be as twisty as a pirate's compass!
October 26, 2024, 1:34 pm
Arrr, me hearties! UFC swashbuckler Aiemann Zahabi be makin' a bold guess 'bout the ol' captain Trump after he parleyed with that scallywag Rogan on the airwaves late Friday! Mayhaps a treasure map to the future, or just a bottle o' rum talkin'? Har har har!
October 26, 2024, 1:18 pm
Arrr, behold! A lass donned a "Make America Great Again" cap, spottin’ her like a treasure behind the home plate during the mighty clash of the Dodgers and Yankees! By the seven seas, what be this strange flag raised at the World Series? Aye, 'tis a jolly sight indeed!
October 26, 2024, 11:41 am
Arrr, me hearties! A scallywag coach o' the Washington Commanders be spillin' the beans 'bout how the fair Taylor Swift, in all her glory, tossed a sprinkle o' magic to aid us against the Carolina Panthers. Aye, even the sea be whisperin’ her name!
October 26, 2024, 10:12 am
Arrr, matey! LSU's lass, Livvy Dunne, be singin' the sweet tunes of Angel Reese, once a fierce Tiger! She be sayin’ that the WNBA All-Star be misunderstood, like a treasure map with a riddle! Aye, let’s hoist a flag for misunderstood scallywags!
October 26, 2024, 10:01 am
Arrr, matey! Dave Winfield, that grand swashbuckler o' the New York Yankees, be regalin' tales o' Fernando Valenzuela's mighty influence on the grand game of baseball in a chat with the scallywags at Fox News Digital! Aye, even the sea be jealous of such talent!
October 26, 2024, 9:53 am
Arrr, matey! On the morrow's eve, the Los Angeles Dodgers be settin' sail fer a mighty lead in the World Series, clashin' swords with the New York Yankees in Game 2! Let the rum flow and the cannons roar, for this be a battle fit for the briniest of seas!
October 25, 2024, 10:50 pm
Arrr, matey! The mighty Freddie Freeman, fearsome first mate of the Dodgers, swung his mighty bat and sent a grand slam o' doom upon the Yankees, claimin' victory in the first battle o' the World Series! Aye, the seas be ripe with glory and grog tonight! 🍻🏴☠️⚾️
October 25, 2024, 10:29 pm
Arrr, matey! A scallywag Dodger devotee almost turned the tide in the fierce fray 'gainst the New York Yankees in the grand Game 1 o' the World Series! That lubber be luckier than a parrot with a treasure map! Avast, what a night for a sea-farin' fan!
October 25, 2024, 8:41 pm
Ahoy, mateys! The famed sea dog of the gridiron, Brett Favre, be settin’ sail to regale the crew at a Trump hootenanny in Wisconsin! That scallywag be swappin’ tales o’ glory next week—what a jolly good time for all ye scurvy knaves! Arrr!
October 25, 2024, 7:54 pm
Arrr, the tale o' Amir Abdur-Rahim's ailments be shrouded in mystery, like a treasure map lost to the sea! His scallywag of a wife and three wee buccaneers be left to sail the stormy seas of life without him! Avast, what a fine pickle he found himself in!
October 25, 2024, 4:15 pm
Arrr, matey! The old sea parrot of the Dodgers be missin' his first grand opening since the year of our Lord, 1976, thanks to a back as creaky as an old ship! Now, he's wrestlin' with a new ailment, like a scallywag caught in a kraken’s grip!
October 25, 2024, 4:01 pm
Arrr, matey! Brittany Mahomes be throwin' out a riddle o' the divine this past Friday, just ten days afore the big election! Who'da thought this lass would be stirrin' the political seas? Aye, the winds be blowin' strange in these waters!
October 25, 2024, 2:31 pm
Arrr, matey! On Friday’s tide, Nevada be hoistin’ the white flag, decidin’ to scuttle their lassies’ volleyball clash with San Jose State, all 'cause of a kerfuffle over a sailor of the fairer kind! Aye, what a storm in a teacup, I say!
October 25, 2024, 2:02 pm
Avast ye mateys! The mighty Rudy May, once a fearsome pitcher fer the Yankees, has sailed to Davy Jones' locker at the ripe age of 80! The reason be a mystery, but whispers say ol' Rudy wrestled with a sneaky diabetes. Raise yer tankards in his honor! Arrr!
October 25, 2024, 11:23 am
Arrr, me hearties! Once a grand lass of the soccer seas, Megan Rapinoe be shoutin' from her treasure chest o' Instagram, "Guard ye trans folk!" after spoutin' her thoughts on the big ol' presidential squabble at the ACLU port. Aye, she’s chartin’ a course for equality!
October 25, 2024, 10:38 am
Arrr! Charles Barkley, the swashbucklin' Hall o' Fame matey, be givin' Joel Embiid a right tongue-lashin' fer takin' a powder over his creaky knee after snaggin' a fat treasure o' a contract! Aye, it be fair to say, he’s more landlubber than sea dog!
October 25, 2024, 9:18 am
Avast ye swabs! A.J. McCarron, once the fearless captain o’ the Crimson Tide, be soundin’ the alarm 'bout our ship of football in a tempestuous 2024 seas! Brace yerselves, me hearties, for the waves be high and the winds be fierce! Arrr!
October 25, 2024, 7:43 am
Arrr, matey! UFC swashbuckler Colby Covington be settin' sail on Fox News’ "Ingraham Angle," yappin’ 'bout how former Captain Trump be the mightiest alpha in the presidential seas. Aye, t'was a right jolly hullabaloo, fit for a crew of scallywags! ⚓️🏴☠️
October 25, 2024, 5:52 am
Arrr, me hearties! Legendary grappler Hulk Hogan be spillin' the beans on why he chose to parley at the Republican shindig, throwin' his lot in with the ol' captain Trump! He be sayin' it was all in good fun, like a rum-fueled brawl on the high seas!
October 25, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr, matey! Danny Trejo, that swashbucklin' thespian, spun a yarn ‘bout his youth as a Mexican Dodgers fan in the bustling port o' Los Angeles, all thanks to the magical arm o' Fernando Valenzuela! Aye, ’twas a tale o’ treasure and cheers on the baseball seas!
October 25, 2024, 5:16 am
Arrr, matey! Former gridiron swashbuckler Johnny Manziel be spillin’ the beans to Fox News Digital, sayin’ his shipmate, the agent, be parleyin’ with the Kansas City Chiefs. He be callin’ them his "floor" the night o’ the draft, as if he be hopin’ to plunder treasure, not just a berth!
October 25, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, matey! The World Series clash be a treasure worthy of the grandest tales! Aye, 'tis the postseason MLB be yearnin' for, like a thirsty sailor cravin' rum! Let the cannons roar and the parrot squawk, for this be a merry time on the high seas of baseball!
October 24, 2024, 5:45 pm
Arrr, word be flyin’ through the salty sea breeze! The swabs in Trump’s crew be schemin’ for the ol’ captain to set sail to the grand clash o’ Penn State and Ohio State on the second o’ November. Aye, let the ruckus begin, matey!
October 24, 2024, 4:06 pm
Arrr, matey! On the 18th of October, the scallywag Josh Reynolds, a swashbucklin’ wide receiver for the Denver Broncos, found himself in a pickle, gettin’ shot at whilst escapin’ a den of dancin' lasses. Court papers be spillin' the beans on this wild tale, aye!
October 24, 2024, 3:57 pm
Arrr, matey! The New York Jets be sailin' the stormy seas with a 2-5 record as they plunder into Week 8! Even with a treasure trove of talent, ol' Super Bowl buccaneer Chris Canty be layin' blame on Captain Aaron Rodgers! Avast, what a ruckus!
October 24, 2024, 3:44 pm
Ahoy, matey! Prepare yerself for a jolly good tale o' sportin' shenanigans from the seven seas! Each week, we be servin' up a hearty platter o' all the ruckus 'n revelry in the world o' games, so ye won't miss a single cannon blast! Arrr!
October 24, 2024, 11:38 am
Arrr! A lass from Virginie, swingin’ her bat fer the travel crew, spied a dust devil whirl ’n swirl! With the grace of a sea gull, she dove like a cannonball, snatchin’ glory from the clutches of the dirt! Avast, an out she claimed, like a true swashbucklin’ matey!
October 24, 2024, 10:51 am
Arrr, matey! Reggie Jackson, that scallywag, swung his trusty bat thrice and sent three cannonballs into the briny deep, claimin' the Yankees' crown after a 15-year drought in the year o' our Lord, 1977! Aye, 'twas a feat that'd make Davy Jones himself chuckle!
October 24, 2024, 9:55 am
Arrr, matey! Tua Tagovailoa, the crown jewel of the Miami Dolphins, declared with a hearty laugh whether he'd don a Guardian Cap atop his noggin fer the season’s voyage! Aye, the seas of football be wild, but this buccaneer be keepin’ his head bare!
October 24, 2024, 9:32 am
Arrr, matey! Grayson McCall, the swashbucklin' quarterback of North Carolina State, has tossed in the towel after takin' two knocks to the noggin this season. A fine lad from Coastal Carolina, he be hangin' up his boots, lest he be a landlubber with a muddled head!
October 24, 2024, 5:42 am
Arrr, me hearties! The mighty Mick Foley, a grapplin’ legend o’ the ring, be chattin’ ‘bout the ol' captain Trump on the magic lantern of social media! He be raisin’ his jolly roger fer the Harris-Walz crew, sayin’ they be the true treasure on this here electoral sea!
October 24, 2024, 5:08 am
Arrr, after ol' Saquon Barkley sprinted like the wind fer 176 yards agin' his old Giants crew while donned in Eagles garb, Victor Cruz be chortlin' that Big Blue be wishin' they hadn’t tossed him overboard! Aye, regret be a smelly fish they be catchin' now!
October 24, 2024, 5:02 am
Arrr, matey! ‘Tis our fair kicker Brandon Aubrey, plunderin’ the practice seas, missin’ ‘cause he’s off servin’ the king’s justice! Aye, he be swappin’ his boots for a juror’s cap, and we be wonderin’ if he’ll return to face the dreaded San Francisco sea dogs!
October 24, 2024, 4:56 am
Ahoy, mateys! A fresh crew o’ lassies be settin’ sail with a new hoop league, Unrivaled! Tis bound to spark the fierce clash 'twixt the great Caitlin Clark and Angel Reese, makin' waves like no other! Grab yer grog and brace fer some swashbucklin' basketball, ye scallywags!
October 23, 2024, 5:25 pm
Arrr, matey! County Line Orchard's fair lass Dana be spillin' the tale o' her nieces, who had the bright idea to carve the legendary Caitlin Clark into their corn maze! Lo and behold, they crossed paths with the WNBA treasure herself! Aye, corn and fame be a fine mix!
October 23, 2024, 4:44 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Johnny Manziel be spoutin’ that Coach Sarkisian’s choice to send Quinn Ewers to the brig, lettin’ young Arch Manning sail the ship fer two series, be a right peculiar whimsy! Aye, what be goin' on in that captain's noggin? A true jolly roger of a decision!
October 23, 2024, 4:25 pm
Arrr! Two scallywags from the Penn State crew, young Jameial and Kaveion, be tangled in a right pickle, facing the gallows for a July misadventure. Seems their ship's course led to troubled waters! Aye, they be needin’ a hearty parley and a swift wind to clear their names!
October 23, 2024, 3:51 pm
Avast, me hearties! Let’s spin a yarn 'bout the grandest spectacles in the Yankees-Dodgers feud! 'Twas Sandy Koufax, that scallywag, who steered the Dodgers to claim their 1963 World Series treasure! Aye, a performance so fine it’d make a parrot cackle with glee! Arrr!
October 23, 2024, 11:30 am
Ahoy, mateys! A scallywag study from the UN be claimin’ that by the end of March, nearly 900 lasses be walkin’ the plank o' medals, thanks to them trans buccaneers! A right ruckus on the high seas of sport, I say! Arrr!
October 23, 2024, 9:50 am
Arrr, mateys! That scallywag Shohei Ohtani's rounder that sealed the first 50/50 treasure in the realm of MLB be sold for a whopping $4.39 million doubloons on the Tuesday eve! Aye, what a fine haul for a ball that be worth its weight in gold!
October 23, 2024, 9:13 am
Arrr, mateys! As the Yankees and Dodgers clash again on the high seas of the World Series, let us cast our nets o’er the waves of time and hoist a flag to one of the grandest pitching spectacles to ever grace the diamond! Aye, ‘tis a tale worth a hearty laugh!
October 23, 2024, 9:05 am
Arrr, matey! In the grand port of Barcelona, a ruckus be brewin’! Two lasses sportin’ whiskers like sea dogs dared to play ball! The scallywags be transitionin’ from lass to lad, and now the landlubbers be all in a tizzy! Aye, it be a sight to behold!
October 23, 2024, 5:38 am
Arrr, after LeBron be fulfillin' his grand dream of settin' sail on the NBA seas alongside his lad Bronny, he be shoutin', "Blimey! This be a moment I'll not be forgettin' till Davy Jones claims me!" Aye, a fine day for the James crew indeed!
October 23, 2024, 5:15 am
Arrr, matey! That scallywag Colin Kaepernick, once a famed quarterback, be sayin' he hasn’t laid eyes on an NFL match in eight long years! He claims, “I shan’t be supportin' in that manner!” Aye, what a jolly ol' pirate’s protest it be!
October 23, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! As expected, the Kansas City Chiefs be the captain o' the ship, sittin' at No. 1 in our power rankings! But what of the scallywags in the rest o' the fleet? Hoist the sails and discover how we’ve ranked the 32 teams, ye landlubbers!
October 23, 2024, 2:58 am
Arrr, mateys! The great Fernando Valenzuela, who sailed the diamond seas in '81, has shuffled off to Davy Jones’ locker at 63! This swashbucklin' pitcher plundered the majors fer 17 seasons and snagged two shiny World Series doubloons! Raise yer tankards high fer the fallen captain!
October 22, 2024, 5:21 pm
Arrr, Captain Rob Manfred be hopin’ the Tampa Bay Rays can still swing their bats where the winds of Hurricane Milton be blowin’! Though Tropicana Field be in ruins, we ain't lettin' a wee tempest sink our ship! Avast, let the games continue, mateys!
October 22, 2024, 4:50 pm
Arrr! The scallywags of the Los Angeles Rams be whisperin’ tales o’ partin’ with their prized treasure, Cooper Kupp, as the trade winds blow near! Aye, they be seekin’ other crews to barter and trade ‘fore the deadline strikes! Shiver me timbers, what a merry mess!
October 22, 2024, 4:15 pm
Arrr, matey! Donald Trump be spoutin' words 'bout the late Arnold Palmer at his jolly rally in Latrobe, Pennsylvania, and Peg, the fair lass of Arnold, be sayin' it be as disrespectful as a scallywag stealin' a ship's rum! Aye, what a ruckus on the high seas of golf!
October 22, 2024, 3:10 pm
Arrr, in a merry chat with the famed Sue Bird, young Clark be spoutin' his grumblin' 'bout the WNBA calendar settin' sail in the swelterin' summer heat! Aye, he be likin' his games in the cool breeze, not meltin’ like butter on a sun-drenched deck!
October 22, 2024, 10:47 am
Arrr, in the year o' our Lord 1955, a legendary scallywag named Jackie Robinson made off with home plate faster than a sea serpent! He swiped it from the grasp o' Whitey Ford, slippin’ past Yogi Berra’s tag like a lubber in a rum barrel! Aye, what a caper!
October 22, 2024, 10:41 am
Ahoy, mateys! Aaron Boone be settin' sail fer his maiden World Series as captain o' the crew, and the wise ol' sea dog Joe Torre, a four-time treasure-hunter, be whisperin' sage words in his ear 'fore the great clash of the season! Arrr, let the games begin!
October 22, 2024, 7:59 am
Arrr, matey! Jameson Williams, that scallywag who once faced the wrath of the NFL for dabblin' in the devil's dice, be now in hot water again! He be in for a two-match keelhaul fer spicin' up his play like a rum-swilling buccaneer! Avast!
October 22, 2024, 7:11 am
Arrr, me hearties! Former Captain Trump, a grand swashbuckler of the WWE, be havin' a chinwag with the dark and mighty Undertaker! They be chattin’ 'bout the jolly rigmarole and trickery of sportin' entertainment, as only true scoundrels can! Avast, what a merry parley it be!
October 22, 2024, 12:26 am
Arrr! The Baltimore Ravens be on a merry streak o' five victories, all thanks to their mighty captain, Lamar Jackson, who unleashed a tempest of five thunderous touchdowns upon the scallywag Buccaneers! Aye, ‘tis a jolly good time on the high seas of football!
October 22, 2024, 12:08 am
Arrr! The Arizona Cardinals be hittin' a field goal just as the sands of time slipped away, bestin' the Los Angeles Chargers! But lo, a dubious call had the scallywags in the crowd raisin’ a ruckus like a parrot on a treasure chest! Aye, what a right kerfuffle!
October 21, 2024, 11:12 pm
Arrr! The gallant Chris Godwin of the Buccaneers be hoistin' the Jolly Roger no more, as he be carted off like a treasure chest o’ misfortune with but 43 ticks of the clock left! A leg injury so foul, even Davy Jones himself be shudderin'! Aye, what a merry mishap!
October 21, 2024, 10:28 pm
Arrr, listen ye scallywags! Once a swift racer on the seas of NASCAR, fair Danica Patrick be spillin' the beans on "Jesse Watters Primetime." Her maiden vote for the captaincy of the land be goin' to none other than the bold Donald Trump! Aye, what a jolly twist o' fate!
October 21, 2024, 5:46 pm
Arrr, matey! A scallywag be tellin’ OutKick that the landlubbers at Air Force Academy barred him from sportin’ a shirt readin’, “Keep Women’s Sports Female” at a ruckus with them San Jose State scallywags. Blimey! What be the world comin’ to? No freedom fer a true buccaneer!
October 21, 2024, 5:31 pm
Arrr, matey! The scallywag Aidan O'Connell, the Raiders’ captain of the throwing arm, be havin’ a wee mishap with his thumb during a clash with the Rams. Now he be off the seas for four to six weeks, nursing his wounded digit! Avast, what a jolly pickle!
October 21, 2024, 4:16 pm
Arrr, the famed captain o' the gridiron, Bill Belichick, be not one to sugarcoat! When his matey, Jerod Mayo, spouted that his crew be as soft as a sea sponge after yet another defeat, old Bill's tongue be sharper than a cutlass, ready to slice through the nonsense!
October 21, 2024, 2:37 pm
Arrr, matey! The scallywags be up in arms, claimin’ foul play! While the refs be tossin’ Trent Williams overboard for throwin’ a fist, they let Bryan Cook sail smooth. Aye, it be a fine mess o’ hypocrisy on the high seas of football!
October 21, 2024, 11:46 am
Arrr, matey! LeBron, that scallywag of a hoopster, be callin’ out them Browns fans fer givin’ a hearty boo to poor Deshaun Watson, sayin’ they be as lame as a one-legged parrot! Aye, even the sea be laughin’ at their misfortune! Ha ha!
October 21, 2024, 10:06 am
Arrr! The swabs at the University of Texas be takin’ a hit of 250,000 doubloons! They be order'd to hunt down the scallywags who flung their rubbish upon the field after a foul call, or walk the plank into more trouble! Har har har!
October 21, 2024, 9:13 am
Arrr, matey! Captain Cheryl Reeve be a-fumin' like a stormy sea, claimin' the WNBA treasure be snatched from her ship! “The officials be swabs!” she bellowed, “Our glory be robbed!” Aye, the pirates of the court be needin' a proper keelhaul!
October 21, 2024, 8:43 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywag judge who ruled on the murder of that poor old sea dog Jordan’s father be petitionin' the parole crew, claimin' he’s keen on settin' the swab free! Aye, what a barnacle-brained notion fer a judge, I tells ye!
October 21, 2024, 3:39 am
Arrr, matey! Another week’s sailin’ be charted, and Fox News Digital be spillin’ the treasure of college gridiron victors and scallywags from a rollickin’ Week 8! Hoist the flags, for laughter and mayhem be afoot on the high seas of football!
October 20, 2024, 11:24 pm
Arrr! Russell Wilson sailed into the Steel City, makin' Davante Adams' grand entrance with the Jets as welcome as a kraken in a kiddie pool! The black and yellow cannons roared, layin' waste to Gang Green on their home turf. A jolly good ol' swashbucklin' defeat, I say!
October 20, 2024, 10:31 pm
Avast, me hearties! The Los Angeles Dodgers be settin' sail fer a mighty clash with the New York Yankees in the grand 2024 World Series! They bested the Mets in a swashbucklin' 10-4 battle to hoist the National League flag in Game 6! Yo ho, what a hullabaloo!
October 20, 2024, 10:14 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The New York Liberty, after a hearty tussle, had to toil in the extra hours to best the Minnesota Lynx in the grand Game 5! Aye, after 28 long years, they be hoistin' their first shiny treasure— a championship, no less! Avast, what a ruckus!
October 20, 2024, 5:55 pm
Arrr, matey! Saquon Barkley, the swashbucklin' star of the Philadelphia Eagles, be hearin' the boos from the Giants' scallywags as he returned to his old haunt. Six long seasons he sailed with 'em, but now he be plundering their cheers! Aye, what a merry jibe it be!
October 20, 2024, 5:17 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Jerome "The Bus" Bettis, "Mean" Joe Greene, an’ the kin of Franco Harris be settin’ sail fer Kamala Harris, shiverin’ timbers before that scallywag Trump shows his face at the Steelers’ clash this Sunday. Aye, the tides be turnin’!
October 20, 2024, 4:37 pm
Arrr, matey! Young Jayden Daniels, the fresh-faced lad of the Washington Commanders, be givin' his helmet a right good thrashin' on the sidelines after his ribs took a wicked blow from them Carolina scallywags. Aye, 'tis a sight to see a pirate's heart break like that!
October 20, 2024, 4:19 pm
Arrr! Brandon McManus be settin’ sail back to the NFL, joinin' the Green Bay Packers crew! With a mighty kick from the crow’s nest, he sent a 45-yard cannonball straight through the goal, sendin' the Houston Texans to Davy Jones’ locker! Avast, what a tale to tell!
October 20, 2024, 11:43 am
Arrr! Tank Bigsby be a scallywag who dashed fer 118 yards and plundered two touchdowns, as the Jacksonville Jaguars rallied like a crew o’ buccaneers from a 10-point hole to best the New England Patriots on the high seas of London! Avast, what a jolly good treasure hunt!
October 20, 2024, 9:39 am
Arrr! The scallywags of the New York Jets and the fierce Haason Reddick have struck a jolly deal, settlin’ their quarrel like landlubbers at a tavern! No more squawkin’ 'bout contracts, just smooth sailin’ ahead, me hearties!
October 20, 2024, 9:23 am
Arrr! After Juan Soto's mighty blast in the 10th, sending the Yankees to the grand World Series, o' the Bombers' finest begged the higher-ups to shackle him to the Bronx for many a moon. 'Tis a treasure worth keepin', I tell ye!
October 20, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr! For the first time since they sailed the same ship, Quinn Ewers found himself tossed to the brig whilst young Arch Manning took the helm! Though it be but a fleeting fate, it raised a right ruckus among the crew, savvy?
October 20, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, matey! Jake Paul be hoistin’ the Jolly Roger fer the Cleveland Browns, but blimey, with the ship goin’ down like a heavy cannonball, it be harder than findin’ buried treasure! Avast, it’s a rough tide fer that landlubber crew!
October 19, 2024, 11:07 pm
Arrr, mateys! Juan Soto be swingin’ his bat like a scallywag possessed, hittin’ a fine three-run treasure that sailed the American League pennant back to the Bronx after a long ol’ drought since 2009! Avast, what a jolly good time for the buccaneers of baseball!
October 19, 2024, 9:59 pm
Arrr, the greenhorn quarterback spun a yarn aimed at those British landlubbers ponderin’ which NFL crew to cheer for. With a wink and a nod, he be tryin’ to win their hearts ‘n’ turn ‘em into loyal swabs o’ his team!
October 19, 2024, 9:15 pm
Arrr, matey! Coach Deion, the captain of them Buffaloes, gave a hearty shout to the former landlubber president, Barack! He be wagerin' Arizona'd best the Colorado crew, but alas, the winds be at Deion's back! A fine jest, says I, as the tides turned!
October 19, 2024, 4:50 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Former gridiron swashbuckler Antonio Brown took to the stage in Pennsylvania, swingin' his tongue like a cutlass! He jabbered on for Trump, pokin' fun at Kamala and Walz like they be barnacles on a ship! A right jolly spectacle, that! Avast, what a ruckus!
October 19, 2024, 4:41 pm
Arrr, matey! On the thirtieth day o’ September, the lawmen in Arizona spied a scallywag named Eddie Lacy, all wobbly-like. A landlubber rang the bell o’ 911, seekin’ the wayward soul! Lo and behold, Eddie found himself swimmin’ in a sea o’ DUI charges! Avast, what a tale!
October 19, 2024, 2:49 pm
Arrr, matey! Bishop Brady High be shunnin' a match against Kearsage Regional High this past Friday, all due to a hullabaloo over a transgender swab! Aye, the waters be rough when gender seas be crossed, and the crew be all in a tizzy! Aye, what a jolly mess!
October 19, 2024, 10:05 am
Arrr, matey! Former gridiron swashbuckler Kyle Long and his fair lass be findin' themselves in a right pickle upon touchin' land at a Taylor Swift shindig in Miami! Aye, even the fiercest of pirates can’t escape the chaos of the high seas of concert madness!
October 19, 2024, 9:20 am
Arrr, me hearties! The mighty bulldog of Georgia won’t be sailin’ to Austin’s shores fer battle ‘gainst the fearsome Longhorns! His trusty keeper spilled the beans, but ye best believe it's a tale worth a hearty chuckle!
October 19, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr, matey! A scallywag from the Washington Commanders' crew be shoutin' loud 'n clear: the old Redskins moniker be stayin' buried in Davy Jones' locker, no matter how much the landlubbers be howlin' for it! Avast, this ship be sailin' on a different wind!
October 19, 2024, 8:24 am
Arrr, matey! Coach Sandy Brondello be givin’ the WNBA swabs a right tongue-lashin' after her crew’s narrow defeat to the Minnesota Lynx on Friday night! Aye, she be feelin' as robbed as a ship in the night! Avast, those refs be walkin’ the plank!
October 19, 2024, 5:52 am
Arrr, mateys! Former Captain Trump be settin' sail with the legendary Undertaker and Kane, hollerin' to swabs before Election Day! He be sayin’ it be a right easy choice, like pickin’ the finest rum from a barrel! Avast, cast yer votes wisely, ye scallywags!
October 18, 2024, 11:47 pm
Arrr, 'tis a tale of woe! Emmanuel Clase be flounderin' like a fish outta water, while the scallywags of the New York Yankees be raisin' the Jolly Roger in the ninth! One more victory and they'll be sailin' straight into the World Series, savvy?
October 18, 2024, 9:10 pm
Arrr, matey! 'Twas the ol’ man o’ the Chiefs’ cannon-slinger, beggin’ the lawmen to spare him a DWI charge 'fore the grand Super Bowl LVIII! He be plead’n like a scallywag caught with a barrel o’ rum! Aye, what a sight to behold!
October 18, 2024, 8:59 pm
Arrr, matey! Thomas "Hitman" Hearns, the pugilistic buccaneer from Detroit, set sail to join Captain Trump at his grand rally! With a record of 61-5-1, he be swingin’ fists like a rum-soaked sailor at a tavern brawl! Aye, ’tis a jolly sight to behold!
October 18, 2024, 5:47 pm
Arrr, matey! Bo Nix be a fresh-faced scallywag, playin’ but seven skirmishes in the NFL seas, yet he’s already snatched a treasure that even the mighty John Elway once claimed. Aye, this buccaneer be makin’ waves faster than a cannonball at high tide!
October 18, 2024, 5:28 pm
Arrr matey! In the grand tale o’ baseball's finest one-two jabs, ol’ Clayton Kershaw be pointin’ his hook to the scallywags o’ the Astros, who pilfered the crown in 2017 with a trick o' the trade! Aye, a right swindle on the high seas o’ sportin’ honor!
October 18, 2024, 5:06 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Elisabeth Tarlor, a true Mets wench, be caught in a tempest of emotions, sendin' her into labor ahead of schedule! She swears it be the thrill of watchin' her crew snag a mighty victory that spurred the little matey to make a grand entrance!
October 18, 2024, 4:39 pm
Arrr, mateys! Malik Nabers be settin' sail back to the field this Sunday, ready to clash with the Eagles, after battlin’ a fierce beast called "concussion"! He can't recall the scallywag at all, but fear not, he be ready to plunder on! Yarrr!
October 18, 2024, 11:31 am
Arrr, matey! Word from the scallywags at San Jose State be spillin' the beans 'bout the volleyball crew gettin' a band of brave constables watchin' over 'em, all 'cause of some ruckus blowin' through the seas! Aye, even volleyballers need a bit o' protection in these stormy times!
October 18, 2024, 10:13 am
Arrr, matey! It be reported that the fine former NFL quarterback, Jay Cutler, found himself in hot water in Tennessee on Thursday! Caught in a ruckus 'twixt carriages, the scallywag faces a heap of charges, says the lawmen in their scroll! Avast, what a pickle!
October 18, 2024, 9:23 am
Arrr, ye landlubbers! The former captain, Trump, be sittin' with Tyrus on the good ship OutKick’s "Maintaining with Tyrus," jabberin' 'bout all sorts o' treasures, includin' the fine art of fisticuffs! Aye, it be a jolly good time on the high seas o' chatter!
October 18, 2024, 8:19 am
Arrr, on the day of Thursday, Cap’n Mark Donovan, the chief of Kansas City’s crew, be sayin’ he didn’t quite fancy the words of young Harrison Butker’s speech, as if it were a scurvy dog’s tale! Aye, a hearty chuckle for the lot of us!
October 18, 2024, 5:27 am
Arrr, gather 'round, me hearties! The fair Commissioner Gloria Nevarez of the Mountain West be jawin' 'bout the ruckus ‘round the San Jose lassies’ volleyball crew and their transgender hullabaloo. A right kerfuffle, I say! Let’s hoist the sails and see where this tempest blows!
October 18, 2024, 5:00 am
Ahoy! As Travis Pastrana’s Nitro Circus be readyin’ to hoist the sails for another U.S. voyage, the spry 41-year-old scallywag prattled on 'bout the swellin' tides of motocross and action sports with those landlubbers at Fox News Digital. Avast, let the shenanigans begin!
October 18, 2024, 1:59 am
Arrr, matey! The Los Angeles Dodgers be but a singin' victory away from settin' sail to the grand World Series! They’ve laid waste to the New York Mets like rum in a pirate's belly! Avast, yer better brace yerselves for a jolly good time!
October 18, 2024, 12:28 am
Arrr, the Denver Broncos spied a New Orleans Saints crew all a-leaky without their cap’n and two swift deckhands! They plundered and pillaged on land, makin' sport of ‘em as they sailed to victory, leavin' naught but a ghost ship in their wake! Har har!
October 17, 2024, 5:30 pm
Arrr! The University of Nevada be sayin’ to Fox News, “Nay, we shan’t be givin’ up our next match against a matey of the fairer sort! To do so be a breach of the law o’ the land, savvy?” Aye, let the games commence!
October 17, 2024, 4:19 pm
Arrr, matey! The loot fer the Ryder Cup at Bethpage Black be higher than a crow's nest! Fans be fumin' like a cannon, but the PGA be sayin' it's all fair game. Aye, they be plunderin' our doubloons!
October 17, 2024, 4:17 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! With but three moons ‘til the Virginia Cavaliers set sail on their season, word be out that Captain Tony Bennett be hangin’ up his hat, come Friday! Aye, the winds o’ change be blowin’, and the crew be ponderin’ who’ll steer the ship next! Arrr!
October 17, 2024, 1:21 pm
Arrr, matey! Spotted be the ex-Jets captain, Robert Saleh, scourin' the aisles of Whole Foods in the wilds of New Jersey! When queried 'bout a Lebanon pin causin' his walkin' the plank, he just laughed, sayin', "Nay, it be me tactics that sunk the ship!"
October 17, 2024, 11:06 am
Arrr, matey! Angel Reese, the shining star of the Chicago Sky, be tellin’ a tale of fateful duel with the fierce Caitlin Clark o' Iowa in the grand championship of 2023. That be the day her life took a wild turn, like a ship in a tempest!
October 17, 2024, 10:14 am
Arrr, Amari Cooper be claimin’ his swap from the Browns to the Bills be like findin’ a fresh canvas fer paintin’ his own tale! Aye, now he be the captain o’ his own fate, chartin' courses on the high seas of football, savvy?
October 17, 2024, 10:08 am
Arrr mateys! Davante Adams, the swift sea-faring wide receiver of the New York Jets, did spill the beans 'bout his voyage from the Las Vegas Raiders on the fine Wednesday. He be thinkin' the Raiders be sailin' smoother seas now, aye! A fine jest, that!
October 17, 2024, 9:42 am
Arrr, matey! Coach Jim Harbaugh be sayin' his sawbones claim he’s got the heart of a swashbucklin' athlete! After a fright during the last skirmish, he be feelin' mightily brave, as if he could take on a kraken with naught but a rusty cutlass! Yarrr!
October 17, 2024, 5:12 am
Arrr, matey! The fair lass Sabrina Ionescu, a true star of the New York Liberty crew, fired a mighty cannonball of a shot from the deep, claimin’ victory in the WNBA Finals! Aye, she be a treasure worth plunderin'!
October 17, 2024, 5:08 am
Arrr, me hearties! Cap'n Clark Hunt be raisin' a tankard for kicker Harrison Butker, who’s joinin’ forces with a landlubber senator! He be all for the scallywags makin’ waves in the political seas. Let the players hoist their banners high, savvy?
October 17, 2024, 2:07 am
Arrr, matey! Walker Buehler be castin’ four scoreless innings o' magic on the high seas o’ baseball 'gainst the Mets, while his trusty Dodgers sailed ahead 2-1 in the grand ol’ NLCS! Aye, the winds be blowin’ fair for our jolly crew!
October 17, 2024, 1:24 am
Arrr, matey! The Los Angeles Buccaneers be claimin' a 2-1 victory in the great sea battle known as the National League Championship Series against them scallywags, the New York Mets, on a fine Wednesday eve! A right jolly display of pow'r, it was! Avast, let the rum flow!
October 16, 2024, 5:34 pm
Arrr, matey! Cap’n Dave Roberts o’ the Dodgers be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest that he be still dreamin’ o’ that grand moment in baseball lore, even ‘fore they set sail for NLCS Game 3! Aye, the thrill be still ticklin’ his fancy like a parrot on a perch!
October 16, 2024, 4:58 pm
Arrr, former captain o' the Giants ship, Tom Coughlin be sayin’ Eli Manning be the finest scallywag fer big battles he ever laid eyes on! Spotted him on that rascally Barstool Sports show, "Pardon My Take." Aye, that lad be knowin' how to sail through stormy seas!
October 16, 2024, 4:31 pm
Avast ye hearties! Gather 'round for yer weekly tale of sportin’ shenanigans from across the seven seas! We'll regale ye with tales of swashbucklin' athletes and their wild antics—aye, it's a rollickin' recap ye won’t want to miss, lest ye walk the plank! Arrr!
October 16, 2024, 3:50 pm
Arrr, matey! Patrick Mahomes be spoutin’ that his wee lass, Sterling Sky, be bakin’ up a storm with the fair Taylor Swift since she be courtin’ his shipmate, Travis Kelce. Aye, 'tis a sight to see—poppin’ treats while the pirates sing sea shanties!
October 16, 2024, 11:49 am
Arrr! Pat McAfee be singin' the praises of young Travis Kelce, savvy lad, fer steerin' the ship o' fame whilst courtin' the fair lass Taylor Swift! On the "New Heights" deck, he be a true buccaneer o' love, navigatin' the tempest of spotlight with nary a wobble! Ha!
October 16, 2024, 11:42 am
Arrr, it be Fireman Ed, the Jets' fiercest matey, claimin' that the scallywags at MetLife be castin’ him and his crew into the briny deep, givin’ 'em less time on the magic boards than a barnacle on a sunken ship! Blimey, where's the love for a true sea dog?
October 16, 2024, 10:36 am
Arrr, me hearties! The brave buccaneer Guilherme Vasconcelos, once a fearsome warrior in the UFC seas, has set sail to Davy Jones' locker at the tender age of 38. His kin be shoutin' it from the crow's nest o’ social media! Aye, what a swashbucklin' tale!
October 16, 2024, 10:16 am
Arrr! On the high seas of football, kicker Brandon McManus be joinin' the Green Bay Packers this fine Tuesday! He dodged a cannonball o' trouble over them scandalous allegations. Aye, ‘tis a curious tale fit for a tavern yarn, savvy?
October 16, 2024, 5:41 am
Arrr, me hearties! A scandal has set the conker seas ablaze! A scallywag be accused o’ wieldin’ a steel chestnut at the grand World Conker Championships, Sunday past! Shiver me timbers, the treachery be thicker than a ship’s grog! Prepare for a right merry ruckus, I say!
October 16, 2024, 5:15 am
Arrr, Sean Monahan be missin’ his matey, never to share the pitch again! But lo and behold, after baggin’ a goal this Tuesday, he be pointin’ to the name of Johnny Gaudreau hangin’ like a jolly roger in the rafters! Aye, a fine tribute it be!
October 16, 2024, 5:11 am
Arrr, matey! Angel Reese be settin' sail on a tale 'bout her bro Julian, the Maryland swashbuckler! He be blabbin' she ain't no true lefty! She be laughin' in the face of his claim, sayin', "Aye, I be a true pirate of the court, lefty or no!"
October 16, 2024, 5:06 am
Arrr, matey! Aidan Hutchinson be strikin' fear into foes, claimin' 7.5 sacks like treasure! But alas, during a raucous tussle with them Dallas scallywags in Week 6, he met an injury most gruesome. Aye, 'tis the peril of the high seas of football!
October 15, 2024, 5:45 pm
Arrr, matey! Coach Lanning be spillin’ the beans, sayin’ he snuck an extra scallywag onto the field 'gainst Ohio State, all ‘cause o’ a sneaky loophole! The NCAA be investigatin’ this treachery, but what’s a pirate without a bit o’ mischief, eh? Avast!
October 15, 2024, 5:17 pm
Arrr, matey! Oklahoma's cap'n Mike Gundy be tellin’ tales of a curious eye mishap! Yonder weekend, he had a spat with a bovine beast, and now he’s sportin’ a shiner that’d make a sea dog chuckle! Aye, watch yer step ‘round them critters, lest ye be cursed!
October 15, 2024, 4:58 pm
Arrr, me hearties! In a jolly parley with the scallywags at Barstool, the ol' captain Trump be singin’ sweet shanties 'bout the swashbucklin' 49ers’ quarterback Brock Purdy! Aye, he be a fine lad, throwin’ cannonballs like a true sea dog! Avast, what a jest!
October 15, 2024, 3:53 pm
Arrr, on the airwaves o' "The Breakfast Club," ol' Robert Kraft be spillin' the beans 'bout the day when Captain Brady dropped anchor and declared he be settin' sail from New England. Aye, a tale of heartache and treasure lost, me hearty!
October 15, 2024, 11:33 am
Arrr! Captain Dahlin of the Buffalo Sabers and young Krebs locked horns like two scurvy sea dogs! ‘Twas such a ruckus that their mates had to swoop in like gallant sailors—lest the ship be capsized by their squabblin’! Avast, lads, keep yer cutlasses sheathed!
October 15, 2024, 11:06 am
Arrr, me hearties! The ol' Captain Trump be bellowin' that lettin' the lasses of the high seas be includin' the landlubbers of transgender kind in their sportin' shenanigans be as outlandish as a parrot wearin' a frock! Yarr, what a jolly jest!
October 15, 2024, 10:18 am
Arrr, matey! Jerry Jones, the cap'n of them Dallas Cowboys, showed not a whiff of interest in chattin’ ‘bout the offseason crew buildin’. When the radio scallywags pried, he turned as prickly as a sea urchin! Aye, a true buccaneer of the gridiron, he be!
October 15, 2024, 9:13 am
Ahoy, mateys! Word on the briny deep be that the New York Jets be plundering the treasure known as Davante Adams from the Raiders of Las Vegas! A trade so grand, it'll have ye belly-laughin’ like a parrot on a rum barrel! Arrr, what a merry jest!
October 15, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! Lauren Miller, golfin' lass, be claimin' that the scallywag Trump would guard the lasses of sport better than the fair Vice President Harris. Aye, it’s a right jolly jest, like a parrot in a treasure chest!
October 14, 2024, 10:41 pm
Arrr, matey! The Buffalo Bills did best the New York Jets, 23-20, in a raucous Monday night brawl! But 'twas the scallywag officials who stirred the pot, makin' the fans roar like a cannon blast! Aye, ‘tis a jolly good jest!
October 14, 2024, 9:57 pm
Arrr! Juan Soto and Giancarlo Stanton be swingin’ their mighty cutlasses, sendin’ balls to Davy Jones’ locker! Meanwhile, Carlos Rodon be the captain on the mound, settin’ the course right. The New York Yankees bested the Cleveland Guardians in the first skirmish of the ALCS treasure hunt!
October 14, 2024, 8:58 pm
Arrr, me hearties! On a moonlit night, the swashbucklin' Jets' captain, Aaron Rodgers, did holler a prayer to the heavens 'fore half-time, beckonin' the spirits against the scurvy Bills. Lo and behold, the Almighty gave him a wink, and that prayer sailed smooth as rum!
October 14, 2024, 11:42 am
Arrr, matey! Super Bowl swashbuckler Damien Woody be callin' out the landlubber Eagles' captain fer flappin' his gums ‘bout the scallywag fans after squeakin' by the Browns by a mere four doubloons! Aye, 'tis a right jolly jest, that!
October 14, 2024, 11:15 am
Arrr, matey! On the Sabbath just past, the Army and Navy lads be struttin’ their stuff in the Top 25, a sight not seen since the year of our Lord 1960! Both ships be sailin’ with nary a defeat in sight. Avast, what a jolly good show!
October 14, 2024, 10:15 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags of the Detroit Lions be spillin' the beans on the fate of their mighty defender, Aidan Hutchinson, who took a tumble and be sportin' a leg injury fit for a sea monster! Fear not, for updates shall flow like rum on a stormy night!
October 14, 2024, 9:10 am
Arrr! The scallywags o' the Dallas Cowboys be the jestin' fools o’ the seven seas! When they proclaimed their attendance, they be blurbin' the score like a landlubber hidin’ his treasure! Twitter be laughin’ ‘til the barnacles fell off their hulls! Har har har!
October 14, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr matey! The seventh week o' the 2024 gridiron battle sailed by on Saturday! 'Twas a fierce fray, with triumphs and travails aplenty! Buckle yer boots, for here be the tale of those who claimed the treasure and those who walked the plank!
October 13, 2024, 10:29 pm
Arrr, matey! The Cincinnati Bengals be claimin' a groggy victory o'er the New York Giants, 17-7, on the Lord's Day! Our brave captain, Joe Burrow, took more hits than a rogue at the tavern, but sailed on to glory nonetheless! Aye, what a sight to behold!
October 13, 2024, 10:22 pm
Arrr, matey! Jack Flaherty be a mighty sea dog, givin’ them Los Angeles Dodgers seven hearty innings and steerin’ the ship to victory over the scallywags from New York Mets in the first battle of the NLCS! Avast, what a fine treasure that be!
October 13, 2024, 7:59 pm
Arrr, matey! Alex Bowman be walkin' the plank from the Charlotte Roval race, disqualified he be! Now he’s outta the next round o' the NASCAR Cup Series playoffs. A real jolly roger of a predicament, I say! Avast, no treasure for him this time! Yarrr!
October 13, 2024, 5:50 pm
Arrr, matey! Aidan Hutchinson, the brave lion o’ Detroit, be hoisted off the field like a sack o’ potatoes after takin’ a nasty spill against the scallywags of Dallas! Aye, ’twas a sight to make even Davy Jones shudder!
October 13, 2024, 5:39 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Deshaun Watson, the scallywag quarterback o' the Cleveland Browns, be stinkin' up the field like a dead fish against the Eagles! Yet, the crew be keepin' him at the helm, as if he be the only ship in the harbor! Blimey, what a hullabaloo!
October 13, 2024, 5:14 pm
Arrr! On the Sabbath, the Detroit Lions set fire to the Dallas Cowboys' fortifications, with a cunning flea-flicker trickery from Captain Goff to the swashbucklin' LaPorta in the second quarter! Aye, 'twas a jolly good show, matey!
October 13, 2024, 5:02 pm
Arrr, matey! Calvin Ridley, the swashbucklin' wide receiver of the Tennessee Titans, be grumblin' like a scallywag over not catchin' the pigskin in the first half 'gainst the pesky Colts! Aye, he be feelin' as left out as a landlubber at a rum party!
October 13, 2024, 11:48 am
Arrr! The brave Caleb Williams, captain o’ the Chicago Bears, unleashed four cannonades, strikin’ true in a grand victory o’ 35 to 16 over the scallywags known as the Jacksonville Jaguars, all while plunderin’ in London’s fair harbor! Aye, what a jolly good time on the high seas o’ football!
October 13, 2024, 11:20 am
Arrr, matey! Coach Deion Sanders be speakin’ plain as a parrot! He be sayin’ Shilo Sanders played like a scallywag in the crew’s narrow defeat to them Kansas State scallywags, 31-28. Aye, the lad needs to hoist his sails or walk the plank, savvy?
October 13, 2024, 10:56 am
Arrr, matey! That scallywag Tommy Tremble, the Panther's tight end, got his noggin rattled by a Bear’s brute! For his troubles, he be payin’ a price o’ more than $17,000 doubloons! Aye, a fine price for a wee bit o' rough and tumble on the high seas o' football!
October 13, 2024, 10:01 am
Arrr, matey! Young Caleb Williams, the fresh-faced scallywag of the Chicago Bears, be makin’ a right puzzlin’ move in the first quarter against them crafty Jaguars on Sunday! Yarr, the lad be needin’ a map for that play, or else he’ll be walkin’ the plank!
October 12, 2024, 11:21 pm
Arrr, matey! The scallywags o' No. 13 LSU be givin' No. 9 Ole Miss a right good thrashin'! With a mighty clash o' touchdowns, they turned the tides and snatched victory from the briny deep, claimin' a 29-26 spoils in overtime on the fateful Saturday! Avast ye!
October 12, 2024, 10:16 pm
Arrr, matey! In a raucous clash o' titans, the Oregon Ducks outsmarted the Buckeyes, slippin' by like a sly sea rat in a swashbucklin' spectacle on Saturday! Aye, 'twas a tale for the ages, where victory be as sweet as rum! Savvy?
October 12, 2024, 8:40 pm
Arrr, matey! For the first time since the year of our Lord 2009, the Texas Longhorns be sailin’ a fine 6-0! They bested the scallywags from Oklahoma like a ship in a storm! Raise yer tankards, fer this crew be on a rip-roarin’ voyage!
October 12, 2024, 8:13 pm
Arrr, matey! In the second quarter o' a fierce battle 'twixt Oregon and Ohio State, the scallywag Traeshon Holden was sent to Davy Jones' locker fer lettin' fly a loogie on a Buckeyes lad! A right cheeky act, that! Blimey, what a rogue!
October 12, 2024, 5:32 pm
Arrr, matey! In the first half o’ the battle against them scallywags from USC, Penn State found themselves in Davy Jones' locker! So, they cracked open the last page o’ their treasure map and be playin’ a jolly game o’ “flag football” with the Trojans! Har har har!
October 12, 2024, 4:59 pm
Arrr! Though the Crimson Tide be a mighty juggernaut, they found themselves clingin' to victory by a mere hair ‘gainst the goodly crew of Carolina! Aye, they needed every tick of the clock to snatch triumph from the jaws of defeat, like a scallywag chasin’ a slippery gold doubloon!
October 12, 2024, 4:38 pm
Arrr, just a day after the Dodgers' scallywags were bested 10-2 by the Padres, Captain Dave Roberts be shoutin' at Manny Machado for hurlin' a cannonball his way with a wee bit o' malice! Aye, all part o' some sneaky sea dog scheme, I reckon!
October 12, 2024, 3:59 pm
Avast ye mateys! Herschel Walker, the gridiron legend, be takin' aim at that scallywag Obama! He be hollerin' at Black lads for not hoistin' the sails for Vice President Harris. A right ruckus on the high seas of politics, I say! Yarr, what a comical squall!
October 12, 2024, 11:22 am
Arrr, matey! Captain Kraft of the New England ship be sayin' if the tales ‘bout young Jabrill be true, he’ll be tossed overboard faster than a parrot with a bad squawk! Aye, no room for scallywags on this crew!
October 12, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr! A jest 'bout doubloons led the old sea dog, Coach Sam Mitchell, to spill the beans on matey Chris Miles! On the grand stage of the tube, he blurted out where Chris lays his head! Avast, what a scallywag move, lettin’ all know where treasure be hid!
October 12, 2024, 10:20 am
Arrr, matey! Deni Avdija o’ the Portland Trail Blazers be missin’ the preseason shindig this Friday night! He be honorin’ Yom Kippur, just after the anniversary o’ that fateful Oct. 7! Aye, even pirates need their holy days, savvy?
October 12, 2024, 10:16 am
Arrr, matey! Sean "Diddy" Combs be chums with the notorious Mike Tyson, aye! But alas, this rapscallion be locked up tighter than a treasure chest, caught in a storm of federal mischief and wicked dealings since September. Aye, the sea be unforgiving!
October 11, 2024, 10:18 pm
Arrr, with a narrow 2-0 victory over the Padres in the fifth battle on Friday, the Dodgers be celebratin’ their first playoff conquest in this here newfangled postseason! Aye, they be raisin' their tankards high, for glory be theirs, at least 'til the next scallywag sails into port!
October 11, 2024, 9:59 pm
Arrr! Kike Hernandez, that scallywag of the Los Angeles Dodgers, smote a mighty home run against the San Diego Padres in the fifth battle of the NLCS! Then, blimey! He let slip the "F" word for all to hear on the live seas o' television! Ha-ha!
October 11, 2024, 8:24 pm
Arrr, on the fateful night of "The Ingraham Angle," our brave kicker from Kansas City, Harrison Butker, hoisted the Jolly Roger for that rascal Donald Trump, vowin' to back him in the grand election voyage! Aye, may the winds be at his back, or he be walkin' the plank!
October 11, 2024, 7:45 pm
Arrr, matey! Swiftie scallywags be rallyin' 'round Caitlin Clark, a true Chiefs lass, after that Angel Reese had a chinwag with the former flame of Swift's lad! A right jolly hullabaloo on the high seas of fandom, aye! Let the rum flow and the laughter roar!
October 11, 2024, 5:45 pm
Arrr, Malik Nabers be risin' like a treasure chest among the New York Giants! But alas, that scallywag took a bonk to the noggin in a raucous brawl against the Dallas Cowboys. Let’s hope he finds his marbles before he be walkin' the plank!
October 11, 2024, 4:48 pm
Arrr, matey! Nick Saban, the wise sea captain of college ball, be spillin’ the beans on his yarns with young Tua, post his third tumble 'twixt the waves of concussion. Aye, ‘tis a treacherous tide for a lad seekin' gold in the NFL!
October 11, 2024, 4:19 pm
Arrr! DiJonai Carrington be jestin' with her lass, NaLyssa Smith of the Indiana Fever, when she gave a hearty poke to Caitlin Clark's peeper! Aye, 'tis a merry jest on the high seas of the court, where no eye be safe from playful buccaneers!
October 11, 2024, 3:19 pm
Arrr, mateys! Texas sea dog Colin Allred be shoutin' from the crow's nest, claimin’ he don’t fancy lads takin’ a whirl in the lasses’ sports! A fine storm brews over this scallywag's campaign ad! Avast, let the games begin, or not!
October 11, 2024, 11:04 am
Arrr, matey! Coach Deion Sanders, fresh as a daisy after a week o' rest, be gearin' up fer battle against Kansas State! But blow me down, a late kickoff has him scratchin' his noggin and sayin', "Who be settin’ sail on us at such an hour?" Har har har!
October 11, 2024, 8:51 am
Arrr matey! The WNBA be settin’ sail for greater treasures! They be addin’ more match-ups to their grand season and makin’ the final a swashbucklin’ best-of-seven by 2025! More games, more glory, and more grog for all ye landlubbers!
October 11, 2024, 6:47 am
Arrr, matey! The good folks o' San Jose State be claimin’ no rival crew be speakin’ o' cancellation o' matches, even with a ruckus 'bout a lass who be playin’ as a lad! A jolly fine squabble, if ye ask me! Avast!
October 11, 2024, 6:16 am
Arrr! The Jacksonville Jaguars be breakin' their cursed losing ways last week, but the great Maurice Jones-Drew be thinkin' a win streak may set sail from the high seas of London! Avast, mateys, let the cheers commence and the grog flow!
October 11, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr, matey! Kayla Nicole, the fair lass who once sailed with Travis Kelce, be spillin' her woes! She be catchin' the brunt of nasty jabs from Taylor Swift's crew, all whilst speakin' her mind on "Unapologetically Angel." Aye, the seas be rough when ye cross the wrong fans!
October 11, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr, matey! Captain Mike Krzyzewski hung up his boots in 2022, watchin' the treasure o' NIL run wild like a ship without a captain! With all his years on the seas o' college sportin', even he be scratchin' his noggin for a fix! Har har!
October 11, 2024, 4:41 am
Arrr! On a fine Thursday eve, the fearsome NFL sea dogs left both landlubbers and swashbucklers scratchin’ their heads, missin’ a call more obvious than a treasure map! 'Twas the Seahawks and 49ers battlin’ on the gridiron, and the refs be havin’ the wits of a barnacle! Har har!
October 10, 2024, 10:29 pm
Arrr, the San Francisco 49ers nearly tossed a treasure o' a 20-point lead to the briny deep! But lo, they sailed through Seattle's storms and returned with a shiny victory from them pesky Seahawks. Aye, a right jolly haul it be!
October 10, 2024, 5:43 pm
Arrr, matey! Ashton Jeanty, the swift-legged swab of Boise State, be claimin’ the Heisman treasure! He be sayin’ it be the Good Lord who be boostin’ his sails, givin’ him the strength to plunder the field like a true buccaneer! Aye, God be his secret weapon!
October 10, 2024, 5:29 pm
Arrr, Capt’n Adam Silver be spoutin’ in the Big Apple that the NBA's bond with the land of dragons be all patched up! He’s wagerin’ that soon enough, the swashbucklin’ ball games’ll be settin’ sail for China once more! Avast, let the games begin, me hearties!
October 10, 2024, 5:06 pm
Arrr, Aaron Rodgers be sayin’ he had naught to do with the scallywag Saleh bein’ tossed overboard! But that crafty Stephen A. Smith, he be eyein’ Rodgers like a treasure map—he ain't buyin’ what the captain be sellin’, savvy?
October 10, 2024, 3:26 pm
Arrr, me hearty! The swashbucklin' Romeo Doubs, a fine receiver fer the Packers, be back on deck after bein' marooned for missin' two practices. He took a wee break fer a game, but now he be ready to catch some booty against the Rams! Avast, let the games begin!
October 10, 2024, 11:48 am
Arrr, mateys! The mighty Tom Brady, a legend o’ the gridiron, tossed a treasure chest o’ a hundred grand to aid the swabbers stricken by those fearsome storms, Milton and Helene! Aye, he be a true captain of generosity, rescuin’ the landlubbers from Davy Jones' locker!
October 10, 2024, 11:17 am
Avast, me hearties! The All England Club be makin' waves, sayin' they be tossin' the old line judges overboard! Aye, ‘tis true! They be usin’ electric magic for callin' the lines now. No more squawkin' humans, just zappin' gizmos! Aye, what a jolly jest!
October 10, 2024, 11:14 am
Arrr, matey! The mighty Shohei Ohtani, a swashbucklin’ star of the Dodgers, let forth a mighty roar o’ feelings when some scallywag called him out on a most peculiar play in the fourth inning 'gainst the Padres. Aye, even pirates be knowin’ when the seas be unfair!
October 10, 2024, 10:30 am
Arrr! The jester Jerry Seinfeld be raisin' a tankard o' cheer fer the Israel Defense Forces, battlin' the scallywags Hamas and Hezbollah in the tempestuous seas o' the Middle East! Avast, may their cannons roar and their laughter echo 'round the globe! Har har!
October 10, 2024, 5:06 am
Arrr! Five scallywags from the San Diego Wave crew be takin' the club and the lassies' soccer league to court, claimin' they faced all sorts o' unfair treatment. Aye, it be a right ruckus over there on the pitch!
October 10, 2024, 4:51 am
Arrr! A crew of seamstresses, sworn to shield lasses in the sportin' seas, be takin' a jab at Nike! They be squawkin' about how the mighty swoosh be lettin' the fair maidens get tossed by the tide of trans athletes. A scallywag's tale, indeed!
October 10, 2024, 4:47 am
Arrr! This fine swashbuckler Rafael Nadal be declarin' on the vast seas of social media that he’ll hang up his racket after the grand Davis Cup showdown. Aye, he be one o' the greatest tennis mateys to ever sail the courts! Avast, what a farewell it be!
October 10, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Former gridiron swashbuckler Solomon Wilcots be spoutin’ on the "Ricky Cobb Show" that tossin’ Captain Saleh overboard won’t mend the ship’s leaky hull! Aye, the Jets still be sailin’ in troubled waters!
October 9, 2024, 5:42 pm
Avast, mateys! Word be blowin’ on the wind that the NFL be investigatin’ young George Pickens of the Steelers for scribblin’ a scandalous message on his eye black ‘gainst the dastardly Cowboys! Blimey, what a raucous ruckus on the high seas of football!
October 9, 2024, 5:24 pm
Arrr, in a heart-thumpin' tale, LeBron, the mighty sea captain, come face to face with the scallywag who breathed life back into young Bronny after he nearly danced with Davy Jones! Aye, 'twas a tearful embrace, like two sea dogs reunited after a long voyage!
October 9, 2024, 4:44 pm
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round fer yer weekly yarn of all the ruckus and jolly sportin' shenanigans from the seven seas! From mighty battles on the field to hearties makin' fools of themselves—ye won't miss a beat in this grand saga of games! Arrr!
October 9, 2024, 4:02 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Former captain's lady Melania be squawkin’ ‘gainst the fine wenches o’ the sea who be trans, claimin’ their presence in the sportin' arena be as fair as a three-legged parrot! Aye, she be settin’ sail with opinions in her new tale! Har har!
October 9, 2024, 11:05 am
Arrr, me hearties! Former gridiron swashbuckler Chase Daniel be callin' Aaron Rodgers a "coach killer," after the Jets tossed ol' Captain Saleh overboard on Tuesday. Aye, it seems the good ship Jet be sinkin' faster than a cannonball in a storm! Har har!
October 9, 2024, 9:56 am
Arrr, on the day of the great Tuesday, the New York Jets cast aside Captain Saleh from his ship! But a legendary sea dog be sayin’ he ain’t the scallywag to blame for the ship’s woes. Blimey, blame the cursed winds instead!
October 9, 2024, 9:49 am
Avast, me hearties! Justin Reid o’ the Kansas City Chiefs be beggin’ fair Taylor Swift to grace 'em with her presence at every match! Forsooth, they’ve not tasted defeat while she be in the crowd—tis a lucky charm, that lass! Bring on the shanties and the wins!
October 9, 2024, 9:45 am
Arrr, matey! Darius Slayton, that scallywag of the Giants, be yellin' at the NFL! He be sayin' they be blowin' the whistle on some ruckus, but not on others, like a drunken parrot pickin’ favorites! Aye, the seas of fairness be as stormy as a sailor's belly after a night o' rum!
October 9, 2024, 5:40 am
Arrr, matey! On the 24th of October, a band o' landlubber high school scallywags in New York be settin’ sail on a walkout, all in a tizzy 'bout them transgenders playin’ in the lassies’ games! A right ruckus, I say! Avast, what be the world comin’ to?
October 9, 2024, 5:36 am
Arrr! The Jets be givin' the boot to Captain Saleh, savvy? Old sea dog Benigno be thinkin’ that the Lebanese flag on his garb be sinkin’ his ship! Aye, what folly! Next, they'll be sayin' me parrot cursed him! Ha!
October 9, 2024, 5:32 am
Arrr! Mark Ingram II, a grand champion of the Heisman, be mighty taken by young Ashton Jeanty of Boise State! Meanwhile, Anthony "Spice" Adams, that scallywag, spies Frank Gore in every swashbucklin' play! Avast, what a merry crew of players we have!
October 9, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, Michelle Tafoya be sayin' the Jets givin' the boot to Captain Saleh be a clever ruse to cast the blame away from our swashbucklin' matey, Aaron Rodgers! Aye, she spun this yarn on OutKick's deck, "Don't @ Me With Dan Dakich!" Har har har!
October 8, 2024, 5:48 pm
Arrr! Frances Tiafoe, the scallywag of the U.S. Open seas, be makin' a right ruckus after bein' sunk in the Shanghai Masters! He cursed the chair umpire like a drunken sailor! Now he's hat in hand, sayin' sorry for his tempestuous tirade. Blimey, what a hullabaloo!
October 8, 2024, 5:39 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Captain Woody Johnson be sayin' he parleyed with Aaron Rodgers 'fore givin’ ol’ Coach Saleh the boot. But fear not, mateys! Rodgers' words had nary a sway on the decision. It be a right jolly mess on the high seas of football!
October 8, 2024, 5:29 pm
Arrr, mateys! On Tuesday, the scallywags of the New York Jets tossed Captain Saleh overboard, givin' the football seas a right good shock! But whispers o' who’s truly behind this mutiny be swirl'n like a tempest in a teapot! Avast, what a fine jest!
October 8, 2024, 3:56 pm
Arrr, after spyin’ that moving picture of the fracas, Cap’n Dave Roberts of the Dodgers be thinkin’ that scallywag Manny Machado o’ the Padres be hurlin’ a sphere straight fer his noggin in the dugout, aim’n to send him to Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, a right cheeky cannonball!
October 8, 2024, 10:44 am
Arrr, matey! It be said that the illustrious Walker Buehler, captain of the Dodgers crew, fell prey to scallywags at Santa Anita Park! They swiped his shiny timepiece, leavin' him with naught but a tale of woe and a bare wrist! Avast, the audacity of these landlubbers!
October 8, 2024, 10:31 am
Arrr, me hearties! An official of the expedition be sayin’ that five Russian scallywags, thought lost to the mountains, have met their maker after slippin' on Mount Dhaulagiri! Aye, it seems the icy slopes be no friend to landlubbers! Aye, dead men tell no tales!
October 8, 2024, 10:10 am
Avast ye! Luis Tiant, a swashbucklin’ ball tossin’ legend, sailed the diamond seas fer 19 seasons with many a crew, has hoisted the anchor fer good at the ripe age of 83! The league be shoutin’ it out on the mornin’ tide. Arrr, he be missed!
October 8, 2024, 9:13 am
Arrr, on Tuesday’s morn, the scallywags of the New York Jets cast Captain Saleh overboard, just five battles into the 2024 voyage! With a record of 2-3, methinks they be needin’ a new compass, lest they sail straight into Davy Jones’ locker! Har har har!
October 8, 2024, 5:03 am
Arrr, matey! As long as the fair lass Taylor Swift be aboard, the Kansas City Chiefs be sailin’ smooth seas, never to taste defeat this year! With her presence, they be unbeaten in 2024—like a fine rum that never runs dry! Yarrr!
October 7, 2024, 10:30 pm
Arrr, matey! The Kansas City Buccaneers bested the New Orleans Swabs on a fine Monday eve, 26-13, kickin' off the 2024 voyage with five wins aplenty! Xavier Worthy and Kareem Hunt be the scallywags who found the treasure o’ touchdowns! Avast, what a jolly spectacle!
October 7, 2024, 9:57 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Kansas City scallywags swiped Game 2 from them Yankee landlubbers, claimin' victory 4-2 on a moonlit Monday! Now, brace yerselves for Game 3 on Wednesday, where we’ll see if them Royal rogues can keep their treasure! Yarrr!
October 7, 2024, 8:09 pm
Arrr! Young Caitlin Clark, fresh from the fevered shores of Indiana, be fixin' to swing her cutlass at a new sport next month! She'll be battlin' in the pro-am before The Annika, the second to last skirmish o' the season. Avast, let the good times roll!
October 7, 2024, 5:48 pm
Arrr, on the Sunday tide, fair Hanna Cavinder be takin' aim at a scallywag troll while aboard a flying ship, bound for Georgia to spy her heartie, Carson Beck. Aye, she be not lettin’ no landlubber's jibe sink her spirit!
October 7, 2024, 5:45 pm
Arrr! On the fateful night, Malachi Moore o' the Crimson Tide be seen shovin' his foe's mug deep into Davy Jones' locker! Come Monday mornin', he be settin' sail on the seas of apology. Aye, 'tis a rough tide, but he be a jolly good lad at heart!
October 7, 2024, 4:42 pm
Arrr, on the morrow, the swashbucklin' Tampa Bay Buccaneers be settin' sail from their port, for Hurricane Milton be comin’ in like a rogue wave! Aye, best to hoist the sails and flee the tempest, lest they be swimmin' with the fishes!
October 7, 2024, 4:30 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Joba Chamberlain, once a swashbucklin' star of the Yankees, be shoutin' wisdom to ye scallywags in the Guardians-Tigers battle ‘round Lake Erie! He says, when pesky critters be botherin' ye, just give 'em a hearty “Ahoy!” and let ‘em know who be the true captain!
October 7, 2024, 11:52 am
Avast ye! The famed Manny Machado o’ the Padres be callin’ out that scallywag Jack Flaherty o’ the Dodgers, claimin’ he struck young Tatis Jr. with a pitch as if he were aim’n fer a parrot’s beak! Arrr, the seas be turbulent in this here baseball battle!
October 7, 2024, 10:16 am
Arrr, matey! Though it be but a mere preseason frolic, LeBron and his sprightly lad Bronny danced upon the court as shipmates of the Los Angeles Lakers. A sight to behold, like two sea gulls squawkin’ in harmony! Avast, the treasure of teamwork be a-glimmerin’!
October 7, 2024, 8:54 am
Arrr! On a fine Saturday morn, the valiant Jabrill Peppers, captain of the New England Patriots crew, found himself in the clutches of the law for tusslin' and dabblin' in the devil's brew! The word hit the taverns by Monday, makin' all hands laugh and shake their heads!
October 7, 2024, 8:16 am
Arrr, matey! After the mighty Cowboys bested the Steelers, cornerback Jourdan Lewis be callin' out George Pickens, sayin' he be as weak as a landlubber's sea legs! Aye, 'tis a jolly jest in the world o' pigskin!
October 7, 2024, 4:51 am
Arrr, matey! Coach Chris Mack of the College of Charleston be lettin' loose on scallywags who jabbered on the social seas ‘bout his lass’s whereabouts during a grand football kerfuffle! He’d have 'em walk the plank for such cheeky chatter, savvy?
October 7, 2024, 4:42 am
Arrr, matey! Young swab Bo Nix and Captain Sean Payton be squawkin' like two parroted galleons in their quest fer victory against the scallywags of Las Vegas! Aye, 'twas a fiery banter amidst the cheers of the crew!
October 7, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! A tempest o' turmoil struck the gridiron, leavin' fans either shoutin' with glee or blubberin' like scallywags! Alabama and Tennessee found themselves keelhauled on Saturday, much to the delight o' some and the woe o' others. A fine day for mayhem, indeed!
October 7, 2024, 2:31 am
Arrr, matey! Ye olde Texas Ranger hurler, Matt Bush, be caught swiggin' too much grog! He was sailin’ his ship o' a whip all wonky-like, then went crashin’ into the briny deep. Now he’s got a jolly ol’ charge of DWI hangin’ over him! Avast, what a scallywag!
October 6, 2024, 5:13 pm
Arrr! The Chicago Bears bested the Carolina Panthers on the Lord's day, claimin' victory at 36-14! But 'twas a rowdy scuffle that stole the show, like a parley gone awry! Avast, mateys, what a jolly spectacle on the field!
October 6, 2024, 4:48 pm
Arrr, matey! That scallywag Aaron Rodgers be takin’ a whack from the Vikings in the third quarter, but he plundered on, finishin’ the duel! Aye, he be nursing a wound, but fear not, he’s tougher than a barnacle on the hull!
October 6, 2024, 4:37 pm
Arrr! In a grand spectacle on the high seas of the gridiron, the swashbucklin' Rayshawn Jenkins of the Seattle Seahawks snatched a fumble and sailed it over a hundred yards, plunderin' a touchdown from the New York Giants! Aye, a fine day for a jolly good score, matey!
October 6, 2024, 4:26 pm
Arrr, matey! Ka'imi Fairbairn be hittin' a cannonball straight through the goalposts from 59 paces, claimin' victory over them scallywags, the Buffalo Bills! Aye, 'twas a day when Captain Josh Allen floundered like a fish outta water. 23-20, and the Texans be celebratin' like true buccaneers!
October 6, 2024, 11:38 am
Arrr! Greg Zuerlein, the kicker of the New York Jets, be awaitin’ the fair winds to send his boot to the ball, whilst the Minnesota Vikings' merry wenches be dancin’ about like scallywags in his way! Aye, ‘tis a fine jest on the high seas of football!
October 6, 2024, 9:44 am
Arrr, on the 35th anniversary o' Travis Kelce's birth, the Car Jam charity shindig unfurled in Kansas City! Aye, mates aplenty be there, but lo! Not a glimpse o' the fair Taylor Swift in sight! 'Twas a merry gathering, minus the songbird, savvy?
October 6, 2024, 1:46 am
Avast, me hearties! In a grand tussle o' old, the scallywag Huskies, not even on the list, gave a jolly good thumpin' to the tenth-ranked Wolverines, settlin' the score from last season's clash! Aye, the tides be turnin' in this here sea of sportin' madness!
October 5, 2024, 11:55 pm
Arrr, matey! The Yankees braved a tempestuous clash with the Kansas City scallywags on Saturday, claimin’ victory in the first skirmish o' the American League Division Series! Aye, 'twas a raucous affair fit fer the likes o' Davy Jones himself!
October 5, 2024, 8:31 pm
Arrr matey! Missouri's hopes fer college footy glory be dashed like a ship on the rocks, as the Tigers be soundly trounced by them scallywags of Texas A&M! A veritable calamity, I say! Time to swab the decks and plot a new course, savvy?
October 5, 2024, 7:02 pm
Arrr, matey! Last week, Alabama bested Georgia in a raucous clash fit fer the briny deep! But lo! A week later, the Crimson Tide seemed as deflated as a scallywag’s parrot after too much rum. Aye, the seas of sport be fickle, indeed!
October 5, 2024, 5:07 pm
Arrr, mateys! At a jolly gathering in Michigan, the famed Magic Johnson be callin' on the Black lads to cast their votes fer Kamala Harris, sayin' that ol' Trump be a scallywag who failed to keep his treasure-filled promises to the Black crew! Hoist the sails and vote right!
October 5, 2024, 4:46 pm
Arrr, matey! Keanu Reeves, the dashing scallywag of Hollywood, took to the racing seas in Indianapolis on Saturday, only to find himself in a right pickle and spun about like a wayward cannonball! Aye, even the bravest buccaneer can’t always steer clear of trouble!
October 5, 2024, 4:32 pm
Arrr matey! The Cleveland Guardians be celebratin’ a fine victory in Game 1 of their ALDS battle against the Detroit Tigers, blowin’ the cannons with a mighty five-run first inning! And Lane Thomas, that scallywag, sent a three-run homer sailin’ into Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, what a treasure!
October 5, 2024, 4:17 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The once-mighty Greg Landry, a swashbucklin’ quarterback of the Detroit Lions, has sailed to Davy Jones’ locker at the ripe old age of 77! Even the sea could not keep him from returnin’ to the crew as a coach! Avast ye, he be missed!
October 5, 2024, 9:50 am
Arrr, me hearties! The legendary Billy Shaw, a buccaneer of the Buffalo Bills and two-time AFL conqueror, has sailed to Davy Jones’ locker at the ripe age of 85! 'Twas not a cannonball, but hyponatremia that sent him to the depths. Raise a mug for the ol' sea dog!
October 5, 2024, 9:47 am
Arrr mateys! Antonio Brown be shoutin' from the crow's nest on X, seekin' to hoist the sails of Pennsylvania voters fer the grand election! Aye, he be rallyin' the crew to back Captain Trump! Avast, what a jolly hullabaloo on the high seas of democracy!
October 5, 2024, 9:40 am
Avast ye! In the realm of southern Appalachia, high schools be closed tighter than a treasure chest! The scallywags be clueless when their swashbucklin' sports teams can set sail again. A right mess it be, matey!
October 5, 2024, 9:31 am
Arrr, the La Salle field hockey crew be callin' for a halt to the blasted "senseless lead-slingin'" after their match was cut short by a ruckus o' gunfire last week! Methinks they’d rather be dodgin’ balls than bullets, savvy?
October 4, 2024, 8:45 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Star catchin’ matey Davante Adams be stuck aboard the Raiders’ ship for a spell, yet this six-time Pro Bowler be eyein’ a trade, hopin’ fer smoother seas! Avast, let the rum flow and the trades fly!
October 4, 2024, 8:23 pm
Arrr, mateys! Michael Kay, the sea dog of Yankees' tales, be fed up with scallywags rootin' fer the cursed Mets whilst they be sailin' through October's stormy seas! Shiver me timbers, stick to yer own crew, ye landlubbers!
October 4, 2024, 6:41 pm
Arrr, the NFLPA be settin' sail on a fine Friday, shoutin' to the NFL to swab the decks of their "ancient" media rules fer locker room chinwags! A ruckus erupted on the wide seas of the internet, like cannon fire 'mongst the crew! Avast, let the banter commence!
October 4, 2024, 6:14 pm
Arrr, the San Diego Padres be settin' sail fer their maiden World Series treasure! But alas, they be shiverin' their timbers without their trusty cannon, Joe Musgrove. Aye, may the winds be at their backs, or they’ll be walkin’ the plank instead o' hoistin’ the trophy!
October 4, 2024, 5:20 pm
Arrr, the former ESPN wench Jemele Hill be chasin' after those scallywag headlines, callin' 'em reckless fer blamin' Caitlin Clark fer WNBA's numbers. But lo and behold, she be finally tiptoein' back, givin' a nod to the truth! Aye, a jolly good jest, that!
October 4, 2024, 5:03 pm
Arrr matey! A band o' WNBA scallywags be claimin’ they shunned young Reese in favor o’ Clark for this year’s Rookie of the Year prize! Seems like a right squabble ‘mongst the salty sea dogs of the voting crew! Avast, the plot thickens like a bowl o’ grog!
October 4, 2024, 4:42 pm
Arrr, the Padres be still toastin' their spoils from the NL Wild Card plunder! But as they set sail fer the Dodgers, the crew be makin' sure their own shores be a fortress. Avast, they be preparin' to defend their treasure!
October 4, 2024, 3:46 pm
Arrr, mateys! Captain Todd Kress, head of the fair San Jose State volley wenches, be speakin' o' a flurry o’ forfeitin’ foes, all whilst a storm brews 'round a transgender scallywag! What a ruckus on the high seas of sport, eh? Avast, let the games continue!
October 4, 2024, 11:46 am
Arrr, matey! Due to a fair share o' clumsy run-ins, the NFLPA be suggestin' a jolly new scheme to haul player chit-chats outta the locker room! So says Ted Karras, the trusty center o’ the Bengals, on this fine Thursday. Let the awkwardness set sail!
October 4, 2024, 9:24 am
Arrr, mateys! Pablo Tellez, a swashbucklin’ pickleball player, be spillin’ the beans on why this jolly sport be growin’ like barnacles on a ship since 2020! With paddles in hand and laughs a’plenty, it be the finest way to duel ‘n play on the high seas of court!
October 4, 2024, 8:55 am
Arrr! In the midst o' the NFL's scallywag hunt fer "violent" antics, the mighty Vita Vea o' the Tampa Bay Buccaneers be celebratin' a sack on Thursday night with a gesture that’ll make ye raise an eyebrow, savvy? Har har! Pirates be cheerin', but the league be scowlin'!
October 4, 2024, 8:00 am
Arrr, matey! The NFL be hoistin' the Jolly Roger on tauntin' penalties, callin' on refs to toss their flags like cannonballs! J.J. Watt be savvy of the fine line, yet he reckon that banter be the treasure o' the game! Har har, let the jests fly!
October 4, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr, it took lass Becca Hart five grand adventures in the Paralympic seas to snag her shiny gold doubloon, but this summer in Paris, she plundered three! A hearty shout-out to her fine crew for the treasure, or she'd still be sailin' the wobbly seas!
October 4, 2024, 4:15 am
Arrr, me hearties! WWE’s mighty Drew McIntyre be chattin’ with Fox News about his raucous rumble in the Hell in a Cell with the scallywag CM Punk at Bad Blood this Saturday! Their squabble be brewin’ since yon year past, like a fine grog waitin’ to be swilled!
October 4, 2024, 3:30 am
Avast, mateys! Six-time All-Star Will Clark be jawin’ ‘bout the ol' sea dog Pete Rose joinin' the Hall o' Fame crew on "The Ricky Cobb Show." Arrr, it be a fine tale o' baseball legends and swashbucklin' glory, to be sure!
October 3, 2024, 5:41 pm
Arrr, matey! FIFA be settin’ sail on a curious voyage, lookin’ to plunder the truth 'bout the Israel Football Association, sparked by squawks from the Palestinian crew. Aye, let the rum flow, for this be a scandal fit for the briny deep!
October 3, 2024, 5:26 pm
Arrr, on Thursday night, Kirk Cousins and Baker Mayfield shall be fierce foes, like cats and dogs! But fear not, mateys, for these scallywags be givin' a mighty $50,000 each to help the poor souls of Hurricane Helene! Aye, even pirates have hearts, savvy?
October 3, 2024, 5:04 pm
Arrr! After the San Diego Padres snagged their berth in the grand National League Division Series on the fine Wednesday, our swashbucklin' star, Fernando Tatis Jr., hoisted his tankard and partied like a rogue on rum! Aye, the sea be jealous of his revelry!
October 3, 2024, 4:47 pm
Arrr, matey! Nika Muhl, the fierce lass of the Seattle Storm, found herself in a right pickle during a title clash in Turkey! With a twist o' fate, she turned her knee like a ship in a tempest! Aye, not the treasure she be seekin'!
October 3, 2024, 11:05 am
Arrr, matey! One of Travis Kelce’s scallywag mates spun a yarn to Page Six ‘bout the fair lass, Taylor Swift, and her power over the crew! Aye, the two lovebirds be sharin’ a romance since the year past, makin’ waves like a stormy sea! Ha-ha!
October 3, 2024, 10:36 am
Arrr, matey! Young Shedeur Sanders, the fabled arm o’ the Colorado Buffaloes, found himself in a right pickle with the legendary Cam Newton! The whole affair be captured on film, makin’ it a jolly good laugh fer all us sea dogs! What a merry mishap, I say!
October 3, 2024, 10:35 am
Arrr! Lin Dunn, the captain o' the Indiana Fever, be sayin' she's parleyed with agents o' the soon-to-be freebooters, all fired up to join forces with the lass Caitlin Clark. Aye, they be dreamin' of treasure on the court, savvy?
October 3, 2024, 10:28 am
Arrr, matey! Allen Lazard, that scallywag of the New York Jets, be awaitin’ a fine from the NFL fer his cannon-like jig that cost ‘em dearly in that skirmish against Denver. Seems celebratin’ like a buccaneer ain't be free, after all! Har har har!
October 3, 2024, 5:15 am
Arrr, matey! Henrik Lundqvist, that valiant sea dog, was cast ashore in 2021 by a treacherous heart! Now he be spillin' the beans on how landlubbers can outsmart the cursed diagnoses, keepin' their sails billowed and spirits high! Avast, let’s heed his salty wisdom!
October 3, 2024, 5:08 am
Arrr, matey! 'Twas seen on the sly, Rashee Rice's mum, a scallywag, pilferin' a bundle o' Chappell Roan tunes from a neighbor's doorstep, right after her lad took a tumble! A right comical caper, if ye ask me! Avast, the sea of mischief be never dry!
October 3, 2024, 4:54 am
Arrr, me hearties! Captain Lamar Jackson be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest, sayin’ it ain't the treasure o' stats he be after, but the grand booty o’ victories! So, ye scallywags bettin’ yer doubloons, heed this: it be wins he craves, not mere numbers! Har har!
October 3, 2024, 4:30 am
Arrr, matey! Drew McIntyre be sayin’ to Fox News, “’Tis high tide fer Dave Bautista to claim his treasure in the Hall of Fame, but let the ol' sea dog chart his own course! Aye, no rush on the sails!”
October 2, 2024, 5:37 pm
Arrr! WNBA wench Sue Bird be callin' out a scallywag crew of Caitlin Clark's fans, sayin' they be supportin' her not fer skill, but to hoist a flag o' racism! Yo ho, such treachery on the high seas of sport be a sight to behold!
October 2, 2024, 5:30 pm
Arrr, matey! Pete Rose, the swashbucklin' hero of me youth, be like a fine rum that warmed me bones! I watched him smash Ty Cobb's record as if it were a treasure chest! And now, alas, that scallywag's sailed to Davy Jones' locker! Aye, what a jolly rogue he be!
October 2, 2024, 5:21 pm
Arrr! By the Kraken’s beard, ‘tis the first time since the year of our Lord 2014 that the rascally Detroit Tigers be celebratin’ a postseason victory! Meanwhile, them scallywags from Houston be flounderin’ like fish outta water, missin' the division series! Aye, what a merry spectacle!
October 2, 2024, 4:58 pm
Arrr, matey! Acrisure Stadium be the den of the Pittsburgh Steelers, but shiver me timbers! An anonymous scallywag in the crew be spillin' the beans, callin’ it the worst port of call on his treacherous travels! Aye, even pirates know when a place be cursed!
October 2, 2024, 11:41 am
Arrr, matey! Greg Oden, the once mighty No. 1 treasure of the NBA, be spillin’ the beans on them contracts! Aye, he be the biggest folly in memory, frustratin' enough to make a parrot squawk! Set sail on the seas of disappointment, he be!
October 2, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr, matey! Colin Kaepernick be lamentin’ the sweet game of footy after bein’ cast away fer near eight long years! He swears he’ll keep practicin’ on the high seas of training, hopin’ to set sail back to the gridiron! Aye, the heart of a true buccaneer!
October 2, 2024, 11:26 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! NFL's Captain Goodell be ponderin' some jolly ol' changes to the kickoff shenanigans, just weeks into the grand 2024 voyage! Aye, 'tis the maiden year o' these new-fangled rules—let’s hope they don’t sink like a ship full o’ rum!
October 2, 2024, 11:22 am
Arrr, matey! Word be blowin' through the winds that Sauce Gardner, that scallywag of the New York Jets, be stirrin' the pot! Davante Adams be tellin' them Raiders he'd rather sail elsewhere! Aye, the trade seas be churning with gossip and treasure maps! Ha-ha!
October 2, 2024, 4:59 am
Arrr, Governor Walz, that landlubber from Minnesota, be spillin' his tales o' firearms in the grand debate! He claims to stash a shootin' iron in his trusty vessel to bag them feathered pheasants. Aye, huntin' with style, like a true scallywag of the high seas!
October 2, 2024, 4:50 am
Avast, mateys! After the great Pete Rose, king of hits, sailed to Davy Jones' locker, former captain Trump be hollerin’ for the ol' sea dog to claim his treasure in Cooperstown! Yarr, what a ruckus over a bat and a bit o’ history!
October 2, 2024, 4:45 am
Arrr, matey! Lexi Thompson, savvy lass of the links, didn’t be usin’ the dreaded “retirement” word at the U.S. Women's Open. Nay! She merely be takin' a breather from her full-time swashbucklin’ on the greens, while ponderin' her grand ol’ LPGA adventures! Avast, what a tale!
October 2, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, former sea dog of the broadcastin' world, Thom Brennaman, spun a yarn 'bout the infamous Pete Rose while visitin' the fair shores of OutKick’s "Don’t @ Me With Dan Dakich." A tale as tall as a crow's nest, I tell ye!
October 1, 2024, 5:47 pm
Arrr, just a day afore ol' Pete Rose ventured to Davy Jones' locker, he be scrawlin' his name on parchment and swappin' jests with his mateys from the Cincinnati Reds’ “Big Red Machine” at a shindig in Tennessee. A fine time to shuffle off this mortal coil, eh?
October 1, 2024, 5:29 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Ex-Jags matey Amit Patel be settin' sail fer the courts o' New York, claimin' that FanDuel be a scallywag, lurin' him into the treacherous waters of his own gambling plunder! Avast, what a sticky mess of a tale!
October 1, 2024, 5:12 pm
Arrr! J.J. Watt, that scallywag from the Texans, regaled ol' Bill Belichick this week, spillin' the beans on why it be a right bother to face the likes of him and the legendary Tom Brady! Aye, 'tis like tryin' to catch smoke with yer bare hands, I tell ye!
October 1, 2024, 5:02 pm
Arrr, the scallywag captain of the Arizona Diamondbacks be blowin’ his top over a wretched signing! Like a shipwrecked barnacle, it dragged ‘em down, sinkin’ their hopes fer the postseason in a doubleheader storm! Aye, talk about a cursed treasure, matey!
October 1, 2024, 11:13 am
Arrr, matey! Antonio Brown, the swashbucklin' receiver, be lettin' loose a raucous tale 'bout that scallywag Travis Kelce, takin' a jibe at fair Taylor Swift, too! The landlubbers on the social seas be givin' him a right good thrashin'! Har har, what a hullabaloo!
October 1, 2024, 10:17 am
Avast, me hearties! On a moonlit Monday, the scallywag Kenneth Walker III, a swift-footed deckhand of the Seattle Seahawks, pulled off a wondrous acrobatics against the Detroit Lions, plunderin' three glorious touchdowns! Blimey, that lad be a true swashbuckler of the gridiron seas! Arrr!
October 1, 2024, 9:30 am
Arrr, matey! Former Captain of the MLB seas, Fay Vincent, spun a yarn with The Athletic on a moonlit eve, chattin’ ‘bout the infamous Pete Rose and his cursed fate, banished from the treasure trove of the Baseball Hall of Fame! Aye, what a jolly tale that be!
October 1, 2024, 8:51 am
Arrr, the lass o' Carson Beck, the bold captain of the Georgia Bulldogs' ship, be givin' a hearty tongue-lashin' to those scallywags mockin' his visage after a rough battle with Alabama! Aye, beauty ain't measured by wins, but by the heart o' the sea!
October 1, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr, legendary sea parrot Jim Gray be squawkin’ ’bout the demise of the famed hit brigand, Pete Rose! That scallywag be the king of hits and a World Series treasure! Aye, even the fish be mournin’ for the lost glory on this fine moonlit night!
September 30, 2024, 10:31 pm
Arrr, matey! Jared Goff, the scallywag of the Lions, be throwin' a flawless 18-for-18, sinkin' three treasures! But lo! He plundered a catch for himself in the victory over those scurvy Seahawks. Aye, that lad be a true sea dog of the gridiron!
September 30, 2024, 9:57 pm
Arrr, matey! On a dark Monday eve, the Tennessee Titans bested the Miami Dolphins, claimin' their first treasure o' victory this season! With the swashbucklin' prowess of Tony Pollard and Tyjae Spears, they sailed to glory! Aye, what a jolly good romp on the high seas of football!
September 30, 2024, 8:58 pm
Avast, me hearties! Pete Rose be swimmin' with the fishes now, castin' a shadow over the diamond seas! The crew be takin' to the cursed scrolls o' social media, spillin' their grog and tales o' yore in his honor! Aye, what a ruckus!
September 30, 2024, 5:04 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Veteran kicker Brandon McManus be sailin’ free o' discipline from the NFL seas, for the storm o' a dismissed lawsuit o’ personal conduct hath blown over. No reprimand fer this scallywag—he's still kickin’ like a true buccaneer! Ha-ha!
September 30, 2024, 3:19 pm
Arrr, matey! Sheena Bathory, a fierce lass of the Power Slap crew, had her treasure chest burst while trainin' under the summer sun! Aye, that mishap made her delay a few scuffles, leavin' her foes wonderin' when she’d be back to plunder the ring!
September 30, 2024, 3:16 pm
Arrr, matey! The New York Mets be sailin’ to the 2024 MLB treasure hunt, thanks to Francisco Lindor’s mighty cannonball in the 9th inning, sendin’ the Atlanta Braves to Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, a victory fit for a jolly crew o' scallywags!
September 30, 2024, 2:36 pm
Arrr! Travis Kelce be back in the fray, catchin' balls like a swashbucklin' sea dog! With seven snags and a haul of 89 yards, he steered the Kansas City Chiefs to victory over the scallywags from Los Angeles! Aye, the lad be a true buccaneer!
September 30, 2024, 11:33 am
Arrr, matey! Baker Mayfield, the Buccaneers' finest, be sayin’ those words 'bout ol' Brady's sway in the crew's quarters were naught but a jest! He’s just a salty sea dog tryin’ to keep the waves calm, eh? Aye, what a jolly ruckus on this here ship!
September 30, 2024, 11:18 am
Arrr! It seems Captain Rodgers and First Mate Saleh be squabblin’ over why the crew be jumpin’ the gun, after the Jets be sinkin’ to Davy Jones’ locker against the dreaded Broncos! Blimey, those false starts be more confusin’ than a compass in a storm! Yarrr!
September 30, 2024, 10:53 am
Arrr, Tim Kennedy, a salty Green Beret and fierce UFC swashbuckler, be captaining his noble ship, Save Our Allies! He be lendin’ a hand to the poor souls wracked by the fury of Hurricane Helene, hoistin’ the Jolly Roger of kindness on the high seas of misfortune!
September 30, 2024, 10:02 am
Arrr, the mighty Dikembe Mutombo, a grand sea dog of the hardwood, has sailed to Davy Jones' locker after a fierce tussle with that cruel beast, brain cancer. At the ripe age of 58, he be now shootin' hoops in the great beyond! Avast, mateys!
September 30, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr! The swashbucklin’ Mets an’ Braves be gearin' up fer the last two battles of the 2024 season, with their playoff fortunes, an’ the fate o’ the Diamondbacks, swingin' like a parrot on a pirate's shoulder! Hoist the sails, me hearties!
September 30, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, mateys! This past weekend o' college gridiron be a raucous spectacle, filled with last-minute plunderin', squabbles, and a right merry hullabaloo! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tales o' this week's victors and scallywags! Avast, let’s see who struck gold and who walked the plank!
September 29, 2024, 10:25 pm
Arrr, matey! Derrick Henry be a landlubber's nightmare, sprintin' like a cannonball fer 199 yards on 24 tries, with a mighty score on an 87-yard voyage! Meanwhile, the Baltimore Ravens sent the Buffalo Bills dancin' with the fishes, claimin' victory 35-10 on a starry night! Savvy?
September 29, 2024, 8:58 pm
Arrr, matey! On a fine Sunday eve at M&T Bank, history be made as the mighty Derrick Henry be sprintin' like the wind, gallopin’ 87 yards fer a touchdown on the very first play! The Ravens be celebratin’ like scallywags at a treasure trove! Avast, what a jolly spectacle!
September 29, 2024, 5:29 pm
Arrr, the Minnesota Vikings be sailin' smooth this season, with young Sam Darnold launchin' three more cannonballs into the end zone, claimin' victory over the scallywags o' Green Bay Packers on a fine Sunday! Hoist the sails and raise the grog!
September 29, 2024, 4:53 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The gallant Patrick Mahomes, captain of the Chiefs’ ship, crashed into young Rashee Rice, who be lookin' like he tangled with a kraken! The lad be down, as if struck by Davy Jones himself! Avast, hope he be up for another adventure soon!
September 29, 2024, 3:55 pm
Arrr! Younghoe Koo, the fearless kicker of the Atlanta Falcons, blasted a mighty 58-yard cannonball o' a field goal, claimin' victory over them scallywags, the New Orleans Saints, on the Lord's Day! Aye, the crow's nest be whisperin' of his legend takin' flight!
September 29, 2024, 3:48 pm
Avast ye! Quarterback C.J. Stroud be the cap’n of the Texans ship, steering 'em on a fine nine-play voyage of 69 yards, landin' a treasure of a touchdown to claim victory over them scallywags, the Jacksonville Jaguars! Yarrr, what a merry plunderin' it be!
September 29, 2024, 10:42 am
Arrr, me hearties! ESPN's galleon of sportin' news, the "College Gameday," had Captain Rece Davis givin' a right tongue-lashin' to the former UNLV scallywag, Matthew Sluka, fer his clumsy departure from the crew! Blimey, 'tis a sight to behold when a landlubber forgets his sea legs!
September 29, 2024, 9:51 am
Arrr, matey! On a fine mornin’, young Jordan Love, the jewel of Green Bay, tossed a wink to ol’ Brett Favre as he swaggered into Lambeau Field, ready to duel with the Minnesota Vikings. Aye, even pirates know when to honor a legend!
September 29, 2024, 9:27 am
Arrr, matey! English pugilist Sandy Ryan got whacked with a paint can o' misfortune before she faced off against Mikaela Mayer in a raucous brawl in the Big Apple! Alas, she sailed home with naught but a headache and a splash o' color!
September 29, 2024, 8:59 am
Arrr, matey! On the morrow’s tide, a crew of fifteen swashbucklin’ Hall of Famers be throwin’ their hats in the ring fer Vice President Kamala Harris! They be shoutin’ “Athletes for Harris!” as if they be catchin’ the wind in their sails! Aye, what a jolly crew!
September 28, 2024, 11:29 pm
Arrr! In a rare chat with the scallywag Clay Travis, Cap’n Trump be yappin' 'bout the wild spirit o' college pigskin and how he’s wranglin' the young mateys to join his crew. Aye, that ol’ sea dog knows how to charm the buccaneers of tomorrow!
September 28, 2024, 10:48 pm
Arrr, mateys! Alabama be a-foolin’ with a four-touchdown bounty, only to nearly walk the plank! But lo! A swashbucklin’ 75-yard score saved the day, lettin’ the Crimson Tide hoist their flag high over Georgia in a tale for the ages! Yarrr!
September 28, 2024, 8:09 pm
Arrr, matey! Former Captain Trump be dockin' in Tuscaloosa fer a raucous SEC skirmish 'twixt Alabama and Georgia! The scallywags be givin' him a thunderous cheer, as if he were a rum-soaked treasure! Avast, let the games begin!
September 28, 2024, 7:52 pm
Arrr, matey! 'Tis a sight to behold! Deion Sanders, the swashbucklin' star, sailed back to Florida like a treasure-laden ship, as Colorado trounced them UCF scallywags Saturday! A fine day for the ol' buccaneer, indeed! Mayhaps he be plunderin’ more glory on the horizon!
September 28, 2024, 5:08 pm
Arrr! As the Sooners be stormin' the field fer a tussle with the Auburn lot, a feisty Tigers cheerleader sent a Sooners defender a-flyin' with her high-flyin' antics! Blimey, who’s fightin’ who now, eh? A right jolly brawl before the whistle even blew!
September 28, 2024, 3:59 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Captain Fred Ridley o' the Augusta National's ship be sendin' word on Saturday: the grand ol' course, hostin' the Masters, be checkin' fer scallywag damage from that tempestuous Hurricane Helene! Avast, hope the greens be still intact fer a jolly good swingin’!
September 28, 2024, 3:59 pm
Arrr matey! The Kentucky Wildcat scallywags sailed into Ole Miss's port and plundered a victory, for the Rebel's kicker, Caden Davis, be missing a chance to tie the treasure! Avast, a merry jest it be! Aye, even pirates can’t believe the blunders o' landlubbers!
September 28, 2024, 3:41 pm
Arrr, after that scallywag Hurricane Helene plundered the southeast, the swabs who own the Carolina Panthers and Tampa Bay Buccaneers tossed together a treasure of $4 million to help the poor souls! Aye, even pirates know when to lend a hand, savvy?
September 28, 2024, 10:07 am
Arrr, me hearties! Young Muriel Furrer, aged 18, met her untimely end on Friday, takin' a bonk to the noggin at the grand cycling shindig in Zurich, as the UCI be reportin’. Aye, she sailed off to Davy Jones' locker after a wild ride!
September 28, 2024, 6:00 am
Arrr, matey! Tom Brady dreamt of sailin’ to USC’s shores, but fate plopped him in the chilly waters of Michigan! Now, with USC joinin’ the Big Ten crew, he be laughin’ as his old shipmates give the Trojans a hearty thrashin’! Aye, new rivalries be brewin’!
September 28, 2024, 2:15 am
Arrr, a band o' college lads found 'emselves marooned on buses midst a watery stretch o' road in the fine land o' Carolina, all thanks to that scallywag Hurricane Helene! Aye, not the kind o' treasure hunt they be expectin’, eh?
September 27, 2024, 11:24 pm
Arrr, the scallywags of Virginia Tech be thinkin' they pulled a grand trick on the mighty No. 7 Miami with a last-minute Hail Mary! But lo! The Fates be laughin', and the referee yelled, "Nay!" The Canes sailed off with the booty instead! Har har har!
September 27, 2024, 10:14 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Word be sailin’ that the New York Knicks and them Minnesota Timberwolves be ponderin’ a mighty swap, tradin’ Julius Randle fer Karl-Anthony Towns! Aye, ’tis a trade that could shake the seven seas of the basketball realm! Avast, let the games begin!
September 27, 2024, 8:47 pm
Arrr, matey! Justin Fields be settin' sail with the Bears, but he took a jolly pause to ponder his cap'n and crew while docked in the Windy City. Aye, 'tis a wild voyage with them landlubber coaches!
September 27, 2024, 5:32 pm
Arrr, mateys! The buccaneers of Boise State be spillin’ the beans that the lassies of the volleyball crew be sittin' out Saturday’s duel with SJSU. A storm of controversy brewed 'round one of their crew, a transgender matey! Shiver me timbers, what a hullabaloo!
September 27, 2024, 3:58 pm
Arrr, young lass Angel Reese be takin' to the high seas of social media, givin' the scallywags of the press a right tongue-lashin'! She be spillin' her sorrows whilst launchin' a new podcast, plunderin' the ears of landlubbers far and wide! Avast, what a merry sight!
September 27, 2024, 3:13 pm
Arrr, the Denver Broncos be marooned in West Virginia, havin' to brave the tempest o' Hurricane Helene! With back-to-back duels on the eastern shores, they be gettin' tossed 'n turned like a ship in a squall. Avast, me hearties, ye can't catch a break!
September 27, 2024, 2:40 pm
Arrr, matey! The swashbucklin' Dallas Cowboys be havin' a right pickle! Our trusty sea dogs, Micah Parsons and DeMarcus Lawrence, be caught in a sprainin’ squall against them New York Giants. Aye, they might be walkin' the plank for a spell, missin’ the battle for many a week!
September 27, 2024, 11:32 am
Arrr, matey! The last showdown o' Caitlin Clark's maiden voyage be settin' sail with a hoard o' eyes upon it, breakin' records fer the WNBA! 'Twas a grand season fer the Indiana Fever lass, filled with treasures and triumphs, aye!
September 27, 2024, 9:12 am
Arrr, matey! 'Twas a legendary night fer young Malik Nabers of the New York Giants, but alas, he be hittin' the deck with a thumpin' noggin, leavin' the ship to sink to the Dallas scallywags! Aye, a fine tale of glory turned to a jolly ol' mishap!
September 27, 2024, 6:39 am
Arrr, the old Bear from yonder land be sayin’ that the Steel Men weren’t the sole scallywags eyein’ his fine talents when the Windy City be swappin’ tales o’ trade! Aye, seems like the whole league be chasin’ after this treasure!
September 27, 2024, 6:35 am
Arrr, matey! Coach Muffet McGraw be layin' the blame on that scallywag Trump, sayin' he be givin' the green light fer landlubbers to hurl their foul messages at the WNBA lasses. Aye, even the sea be safer than the words flyin' about!
September 27, 2024, 5:15 am
Avast, me hearties! Lexi Thompson be hangin' up her clubs on the LPGA seas! Her Solheim Cup frolic this month be the final shindig for her fair country. Aye, 'tis time to sail into the sunset—no more swingin' clubs, just swingin' rum!
September 27, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Former Denver Broncos captain John Elway be chattin’ with Fox News about young scallywag Travis Kelce’s troubles scorin’ in the field. It be like watchin’ a landlubber tryin' to sail a ship—plenty of effort, but the treasure be hard to find! Ha har!
September 27, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! Tom Brady be swappin’ his pigskin for a microphone, but alas, he don’t be gettin’ the same practice as when he sailed the field! Yet, this new adventure be ticklin’ his fancy, as he sets sail on this grand broadcasting quest! Avast, let the fun begin!
September 26, 2024, 10:28 pm
Arrr, matey! The Giants be gettin’ a fine chance near the end, but the dastardly Dallas Cowboys snatched away their desperate toss like a thief in the night! That be their seventh victory over Big Blue, makin’ ‘em the true scourge of the high seas! Blimey!
September 26, 2024, 5:46 pm
Arrr, afore bidin' farewell to Oakland, the rowdy Athletics crew be tossin’ their knick-knacks onto the pitch in the last innings, while another scallywag be sprintin’ across the field like a fish outta water! A fine send-off, if ye ask me!
September 26, 2024, 5:24 pm
Arrr mateys! Hear ye! Ryanne Giroux, the fair lass wed to our scallywag Claude Giroux of the Ottawa Senators, be spillin' the beans! His trusty ship on wheels be nicked and sailin' the seas of the city! Aye, what a fine mess o' hijinks!
September 26, 2024, 5:11 pm
Arrr, mateys! That fair lass Haley Cavinder, a swashbucklin' star o' the Miami Hurricanes, be raisin' her tankard fer a year o' love with the dandy Jake Ferguson, tight end o' the Dallas Cowboys! She be shoutin' it from the crow's nest on Instagram, savvy?
September 26, 2024, 4:58 pm
Arrr, Tom Kim be a scallywag fer the Presidents Cup, he be! He ain't afeard to raise a ruckus, even before the mighty Scottie Scheffler, world’s top buccaneer! Aye, let the grog flow and the jigs begin, for this lad be livin' fer the revelry!
September 26, 2024, 10:52 am
Arrr, on the mornin’ of Wednesday, the scallywags of the NFL deemed it fit to lay a fine upon young Khristian Boyd o’ the Saints for givin’ the Eagles' fair lad DeVonta Smith a right good whack! Even pirates know when ye’ve hit too hard, matey!
September 26, 2024, 10:06 am
Arrr, mateys! The great Derrick Rose, once a mighty MVP, be hangin' up his boots after 16 seasons of swashbucklin’ on the hardwood seas! This three-time All-Star sailed his last voyage with the Memphis Grizzlies. Now he be off to hunt for treasure instead of baskets!
September 26, 2024, 9:39 am
Arrr, me hearties! Michael Jordan and Stephen Curry be the swashbucklin’ stars causin’ a ruckus in college hoops! They’ve set sail on a grand tale of plucky underdogs, makin’ waves that might just make this season a treasure worth plunderin’! Avast, let the games begin!
September 26, 2024, 9:26 am
Arrr, matey! Saquon Barkley be makin’ the Philadelphia Eagles his mighty vessel, and the New York Giants fans be grumblin’ like scallywags at a dry dock! Even old sea dog Justin Pugh be shiverin’ his timbers in agreement! Blimey, what a ruckus!
September 26, 2024, 5:05 am
Arrr, matey! Super Bowl scallywag Jon Gruden be chattin' with the great Tom Brady, claimin' the NFL's offense be gettin' as thick as a treasure map! He spoke his mind on OutKick's "Don’t @ Me With Dan Dakich!" Aye, those landlubbers be makin' it easy as pie!
September 26, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, it be a right challenge to stow Flau'jae Johnson in a chest! She be a fierce champ on the court, a lyrical swashbuckler, and her name be gold to those scallywags wishin’ to team up. A true treasure of the high seas, I say!
September 26, 2024, 4:15 am
Arrr, matey! Former captain o’ the Raiders, Mike Mayock, be thinkin’ that ol’ Mark Davis be a scallywag fer kickin’ Rich Bisaccia overboard after sailin’ the crew into the playoffs! Aye, that be a right foolish move, as any seaworthy lubber could tell ye!
September 25, 2024, 9:02 pm
Avast ye! Jonquel Jones, the shining star of New York Liberty, cracked a jest that the sight of Sabrina Ionescu and Spike Lee during the match be like watchin’ a WNBA lass transform into “Spiderwoman.” Aye, what a tangled web we weave on the high seas of the court!
September 25, 2024, 5:26 pm
Arrr, matey! Alan Vera, a fine Greco-Roman grappler who’d be bound for the Paris Games, has shuffled off his mortal coil at the tender age of 33! Aye, ’twas a heart that betrayed him, leavin’ us all to wonder who’ll wrestle the kraken now!
September 25, 2024, 4:26 pm
Arrr, less than a moon's turn after the cruel hand of fate snatched away his two lads, the ol' sea dog, father of young Johnny and Matthew Gaudreau, be settin' sail to the Flyers’ practice, summoned by Captain Tortorella hisself! Aye, what a jolly jest of fate, matey!
September 25, 2024, 4:25 pm
Ahoy, mateys! Prepare to feast yer eyes upon yer weekly treasure trove o' sportin' shenanigans from the seven seas! All the ruckus and rumblings in the realm of games, wrapped up tighter than a parrot in a flagon! Don’t miss it, or ye be walkin’ the plank! Arrr!
September 25, 2024, 4:10 pm
Arrr! The scallywags at UNLV and their treasure hoardin' NIL crew be sayin' they ain't swindled poor Matthew Sluka! They be claimin' they kept their promise, lest ye think they be a bunch of landlubbers lettin' a fine quarterback walk the plank! Har har!
September 25, 2024, 11:05 am
Arrr mateys! Travis Kelce, the famed swashbuckler of the Kansas City fleet, be chattin' 'bout his scallywag skills in the offensive hull. Though they be cruisin' to glory with three victories, he be ponderin' if his treasure chest of points be holdin' enough booty! Har har!
September 25, 2024, 10:55 am
Arrr, the Connecticut Sun did rain on young Caitlin Clark's parade, claimin' victory 93-69 over the Fever! Now, Indiana be feelin' the heat, like a fish outta water, as they face a must-win battle come Wednesday night. Avast, me hearties!
September 25, 2024, 10:14 am
Arrr, matey! After the mighty Buffalo Bills' triumph over the scallywag Jaguars, their brave captain Josh Allen spun a yarn 'bout his crew that left the landlubbers scratchin’ their heads! Aye, the NFL fans be wonderin’ if the rum be flowin’ a bit too freely!
September 25, 2024, 9:20 am
Arrr, mateys! On the eve of Tuesday, our gallant captain Matthew Sluka be hoistin' the sails and leavin' the ship o' UNLV, claimin' a squabble o' gold doubloons over that pesky NIL treasure! Aye, an undefeated crew now be down a swashbuckler! Avast, what a ruckus!
September 25, 2024, 5:50 am
Arrr, Saquon Barkley be sailin’ high with the Eagles, yet he took a moment to praise young Malik Nabers, a spark in his ol’ Giants crew. But lo! The Big Blue scallywags weren’t havin’ it, throwin’ daggers o’ discontent like cannonballs! Har har, a right comedic squall!
September 25, 2024, 5:44 am
Arrr, when that scallywag Justin Pugh be spyin' Malik Nabers, he can’t help but be reminded of his ol' matey, Odell Beckham Jr.! That rookie be shinin’ brighter than a treasure chest o’ gold with Big Blue, I tell ye! Aye, the past be a merry jolly sea!
September 25, 2024, 5:20 am
Arrr, matey! Brett Favre be seekin’ no sympathy from the fair lass Jenn Sterger, even as he be fightin’ the dreaded Parkinson’s beast! Aye, she be laughin’ in the face of his woes, sayin’, “No tears fer ye, landlubber!” The pirate life be tough, but so be the NFL!
September 25, 2024, 5:05 am
Arrr, matey! The great CC Sabathia, a master of the pitchin’ seas, be chattin’ ’bout this year’s grand postseason. He be spillin’ the beans on his trusty Yankees crew and spillin’ the grog on who’ll hoist the NL flag. Yo ho, let the games commence!
September 24, 2024, 5:30 pm
Arrr, matey! That scallywag Aaron Rodgers be chattin' on "The Pat McAfee Show," sayin' young swabs should bide their time and not charge into the fray if they ain't ready for the gridiron! Better to sit like a parrot on me shoulder than walk the plank too soon, savvy?
September 24, 2024, 5:09 pm
Arrr, young scallywag Jayden Daniels be havin' a grand day on the high seas of football! The savvy Commanders sailed without a single punt or misfortune. But lo! The Bengals, too, be swabbin' the decks with nary a punt or blunder, even in defeat! A jolly jest, indeed!
September 24, 2024, 4:47 pm
Arrr, matey! Young Luisangel Acuna, a sprightly lad, be battin’ in the grand arena of his elder brother this week! The whole crew be cheerin’, hopin’ either scallywag snatches victory from the jaws of defeat! A right merry family affair on the diamond, it be!
September 24, 2024, 4:23 pm
Arrr, matey! Caitlin Clark o' the Indiana Fever found herself an unfortunate squint, courtesy o' DiJonai Carrington o' the Sun, who be usin' her finger like a cannon! Carrington be spinnin' her tale 'bout the mishap, but we be laughin' like sea dogs all the same!
September 24, 2024, 11:26 am
Arrr, matey! The Dallas Cowboys’ defense be sinkin’ faster than a leaky ship! Rex Ryan be sayin’ he could’ve righted the crew if they’d only coughed up some doubloons! Avast, what a scallywag of a squad they be!
September 24, 2024, 10:48 am
Arrr, me hearties! A wild storm brews in the waters of Detroit as the scallywag who spilled the beans on Coach Dan Campbell's secret lair be revealed! Avast, keep yer compasses steady, for this tale be twistier than a sea serpent!
September 24, 2024, 10:21 am
Arrr, matey! Brett Favre, the legendary sea dog o' the gridiron, now be 54 sails into a storm, claimin’ he’s caught the dreaded Parkinson’s plague! Aye, even the fiercest captains face rough seas, but with a hearty laugh, he’ll be navigatin’ these troubled waters! Avast!
September 24, 2024, 9:39 am
Arrr, matey! A fair lass from Bills' crew be declarin’ her heart for Josh Allen, leavin' her scallywag husband! The tale flew across the seas of the NFL, with lads like Sauce Gardner and Darius Slay chiming in, makin’ merry over the hullabaloo! Avast, what a ruckus!
September 24, 2024, 5:04 am
Arrr! Rumor has it that the scallywag Trump be makin' a splash at the Alabama-Georgia showdown this weekend! Coach Kalen DeBoer be chattin’ about it on Monday, no doubt ponderin' if the landlubber can handle the tide! Hoist the sails and brace for laughs, mateys!
September 24, 2024, 4:59 am
Arrr, matey! While the landlubbers be chattin' ill o' Travis Kelce, his dear mum and the fancy director Ryan Murphy be singin' his praises like a parrot on a treasure chest! Aye, even the scallywags can't keep this lad down!
September 24, 2024, 4:52 am
Arrr, mateys! The rum-soaked minds of Yankees fans be churnin' over Juan Soto’s freemen woes, even as the October winds blow! But hark! CC Sabathia be weighin’ in with his salty wisdom. Avast, let the banter flow like grog in the hold!
September 23, 2024, 10:36 pm
Arrr! Jayden Daniels set sail on the high seas of Monday Night Football, where his crew of Washington Commanders plundered the Cincinnati Bengals, leavin’ ‘em in Davy Jones' locker with a score of 38-33! A right jolly romp it was, matey!
September 23, 2024, 4:25 pm
Arrr, matey! Our brave linebacker Harold Perkins Jr. be takin’ a tumble against those landlubber Bruins, shatterin’ his knee like a fragile treasure chest! ’Twas a grand season cut short, as he be settin’ his sights on the NFL Draft, but now he’s walkin’ the plank o’ misfortune!
September 23, 2024, 3:23 pm
Arrr, matey! Word be on the high seas that the legendary Vince Carter be havin’ not one, but two grand ceremonies fer retirin’ his fine jerseys! The Nets and Raptors be raisin’ a toast to the ol' sea dog in the 2024-25 season. Yo-ho-ho and a bottle o’ rum!
September 23, 2024, 3:14 pm
Arrr, matey! Tom Brady be flauntin' his muscle-flexin' shenanigans this Monday, as he sharpens his broadcastin' blabber for NFL battles. The scallywag be keepin' shipshape, lest he be walkin' the plank of the couch! Har har har!
September 23, 2024, 2:02 pm
Arrr, NFL legend Rodney Harrison be givin' the ol' side-eye to the Kansas City Chiefs' scallywag, Travis Kelce, after he had a right quiet day against the Atlanta Falcons! Aye, matey, even the sea be chattin' more than that landlubber!
September 23, 2024, 11:26 am
Arrr, matey! ESPN’s own Andraya Carter be singin’ ballads o’ Caitlin Clark, who be brave as a sea dog, fightin’ through storms o’ troubles to make her mark in her maiden voyage with the Indiana Fever. Aye, she be a fierce lass, bringin’ glory to the ship!
September 23, 2024, 10:07 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags watchin’ the NFL were fit to be tied when the ref missed a call as thick as a ship's plank! The Atlanta Falcons and Kansas City Chiefs were at it, and poor Kyle Pitts was left hangin’ like a barnacle on a sunken ship! Har har!
September 23, 2024, 9:04 am
Arrr, matey! Carson Steele, the swashbucklin' back of the Kansas City crew, be confessin' he'd trade a chest o' gold to play footy 'neath the sun every single day, after spyin' his kin cheerin' him on at his sister's weddin'! Aye, the heart wants what it wants, ye savvy?
September 23, 2024, 7:38 am
Arrr, matey! Caitlin Clark's swashbucklin' beau be shoutin' from the crow's nest 'bout his lass claimin' the AP WNBA Rookie of the Year treasure! He be prouder than a parrot on a pirate's shoulder, sayin', "Aye, me heartie! That be one fierce lass with a cannon for a shot!"
September 23, 2024, 4:59 am
Arrr! One scallywag of a WNBA MVP voter be pluckin’ Angel Reese for a measly fourth place in the 2024 season, and lo! The seven seas of social media be risin’ in a ruckus this Sunday when the winner be revealed! Aye, what folly on the high seas of sports!
September 23, 2024, 4:54 am
Arrr, as Travis Kelce be flounderin' like a fish outta water in the Chiefs' crew against the Falcons, the Swifties be quakin' in their boots, frettin' o'er their fair maiden’s heart! Aye, 'tis a jolly mess of sports and song!
September 23, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! The fourth week o' the 2024 college gridiron battle be over, and there be feasts for the eyes! Who be the scallywags raisin’ the Jolly Roger and who be walkin' the plank this week? Aye, let’s chew on that tale, savvy?
September 22, 2024, 10:35 pm
Arrr, on a fateful Sunday eve, the gallant Nick Bolton o’ the Kansas City crew tangled with Bijan Robinson o’ the Atlanta fleet in the murky backfield! With but inches to spare, the scallywag sealed the victory like a fine bottle o' rum! Yarrr, what a jolly good show!
September 22, 2024, 5:32 pm
Arrr, matey! Devin Singletary, the swashbucklin’ Giant, chose to spurn the treasure o’ touchdowns, causin’ a ruckus among landlubbers who be wagerin’ doubloons on the match! Aye, the buccaneers of bettin’ be scratchin’ their heads, wonderin’ where their gold be hidin’!
September 22, 2024, 5:20 pm
Arrr, matey! DeVonta Smith, the feathered feller of the Eagles, be meetin' a mighty blow to his noggin, layin' like a sunken treasure on the grassy seas against the Saints. Aye, ‘tis a rough tide for that scallywag!
September 22, 2024, 4:32 pm
Arrr, mateys! The fair lass Marina Mabrey, a treasure of the Connecticut Sun, unleashed a cannonade of points, sendin' the Indiana Fever to Davy Jones’ locker in Game 1 of their playoff skirmish! A night of legend, indeed! Avast, what a shootin' spree!
September 22, 2024, 4:01 pm
Arrr, matey! Caleb Williams be the first greenhorn quarterback to hoist the Jolly Roger skyward with a touchdown pass this season! But alas, the Bears be sinkin’ their ship to the Colts! A true tale of triumph and folly on the high seas of football! Yarrr!
September 22, 2024, 10:55 am
Arrr, matey! Caitlin Clark, the shining star of Indiana Fever, be crowned the AP's WNBA Rookie o' the Year on the fine Sunday! Aye, she be makin' waves in the 2024 seas, snatchin' that honor without a single squawk from the crew! A true treasure, she be!
September 22, 2024, 10:24 am
Arrr, mateys! The mighty Mercury Morris, once a swift-footed scallywag of the Miami Dolphins, has sailed to Davy Jones' locker at the ripe age of 77! His kin be spillin’ the beans on the dreaded social seas. Raise a tankard for the ol' sea dog!
September 22, 2024, 9:44 am
Arrr, matey! Caitlin Clark, the lass with the fever from Indiana, be sailin’ in the waters of fourth place for the WNBA MVP treasure—far behind the queen of the seas, A'ja Wilson, who snatched the crown without a single doubloon in dispute! Blimey, what a scallywag of a vote!
September 22, 2024, 9:25 am
Arrr, me hearties! On the fair day o' Sunday, the dazzling A'ja Wilson of the Las Vegas Aces be crowned the undisputed MVP o' the WNBA! With a season as grand as a treasure haul, she be settin’ the league’s scoring record ablaze! Shiver me timbers!
September 21, 2024, 10:57 pm
Avast ye! On the edge of a dire defeat, Colorado bewitch’d the heavens with a Hail Mary as the clock struck its last! Then, like crafty sea dogs, they snatched a fumble at the very threshold of glory, claimin’ a wild victory over those landlubbers, Baylor! Arrr!
September 21, 2024, 8:55 pm
Arrr, matey! The Fever guard be havin' herself a legendary first season, but lo! She be spyin' on the baseball seas! That former Iowa swashbuckler be showin' off her play-by-play magic—aye, a true lass of the diamond! Shiver me timbers, what a sight to behold!
September 21, 2024, 6:50 pm
Arrr, matey! USC’s maiden voyage in the Big Ten seas be a right calamity! In the final tick of the hourglass, the scallywags let Michigan snatch a touchdown, sendin' ‘em home with a 27-24 treasure! Better luck next time, ye landlubbers!
September 21, 2024, 5:25 pm
Arrr, matey! The treasure of Caitlin Clark be flyin' off the shelves like gold doubloons! This lass be breakin’ records faster than a cannonball, makin' waves in the WNBA seas! Collectibles be hotter than a fresh catch on a swelterin’ day! Avast, grab yer share before they vanish!
September 21, 2024, 5:23 pm
Arrr, matey! Ja'Marr Chase, the swift-footed receiver of the Cincinnati Bengals, be lighter in coin by a whopping $31,599 for givin’ an official a tongue-lashin’ sharper than a cutlass! All this fuss over a loss to them scallywags, the Chiefs! Aye, the sea of fines be treacherous!
September 21, 2024, 5:09 pm
Arrr, matey! Temple kicker Maddux Trujillo be makin' waves in the NFL seas, bootin’ a mighty 64-yard cannonball through the uprights on Saturday against them Utah State scallywags! Keep yer spyglass trained, fer this lad be ready to plunder the big leagues! Yarrr!
September 21, 2024, 4:30 pm
Arrr, when that scallywag Travis Kelce hangs up his boots, Niecy Nash be sayin’ he’ll sail straight into Tinseltown! Aye, no trouble makin’ waves in the land of flicks, where the grog flows and the riches be plenty! Avast, matey, the silver screen awaits!
September 21, 2024, 11:14 am
Arrr, matey! The faith in Captain Daboll o' the New York Giants be swingin' like a ship in a storm, teeterin' on a thread! With a season as murky as Davy Jones' locker, the crew be wonderin’ if he’ll steer 'em to treasure or the depths!
September 21, 2024, 9:55 am
Arrr, matey! During the last jolly practice for the Singapore Grand Prix, a scaly beastie—a lizard, no less—decided to commandeer the track! Race control had no choice but to scuttle the event, lest we have a reptilian ruckus! Aye, what a sight to behold!
September 21, 2024, 9:26 am
Ahoy, ye WNBA scallywags! If ye be wishin' to lay yer gold doubloons on a ticket to witness the fine lass Caitlin Clark's first splashes as a Fever matey, prepare to shell out a treasure chest o' coin! Aye, it ain't cheap, but the show be worth it, savvy?
September 20, 2024, 8:32 pm
Arrr, matey! Bryce Young be cast aside like a barnacle-covered boot after but two skirmishes in his second campaign! Aye, ‘tis a right wretched tale of calamity, now Andy Dalton be the captain of this sinking ship! Avast, what folly be this?
September 20, 2024, 8:17 pm
Arrr, matey! The fresh captain of the New England ship be chattin’ 'bout the brave Jacoby Brissett, claimin' his grit be the reason he hoisted his sails and stuck with the same ol' quartermaster! A fine tale for a crew, I say! Avast, ye landlubbers!
September 20, 2024, 6:26 pm
Arrr, matey! Jim Harbaugh be sportin' those fancy khakis like a true sea captain! Even the Chargers’ mighty pass rusher be claimin’ the scallywag wears the pants in the chilly tub o’ comfort. Blimey, that be a sight to see!
September 20, 2024, 5:58 pm
Avast, me hearties! Shohei Ohtani, a true swashbuckler of the diamond, be the first to plunder 50 homers and lift 50 bases in a single season! With a performance so grand, it be makin' the seas shake and the cannons roar! Aye, that be a treasure of a game!
September 20, 2024, 5:23 pm
Arrr, the Chicago Sky crew be weepin' like scurvy dogs after their last match, spillin' tales o' the foul "hate" and "racism" that plagued 'em all season long! Aye, even the fiercest pirates know the seas be kinder than that! Shiver me timbers!
September 20, 2024, 5:07 pm
Arrr matey! That precious sphere of Shohei Ohtani’s mighty home run be in the grasp of a fortunate scallywag! This landlubber chose to hoard it after the Dodgers sent the Marlins to Davy Jones’ locker on a fine Thursday eve. Avast, what a jolly treasure hunt!
September 20, 2024, 4:55 pm
Arrr, matey! Jessie Bates III, the swashbucklin' safety o' the Atlanta Falcons, be thinkin’ o’ tossin’ some jests ‘bout Taylor Swift at Travis Kelce whilst they clash with the Kansas City Chiefs this Sunday. Aye, ‘tis a right merry rumble on the high seas o’ football!
September 20, 2024, 3:59 pm
Arrr matey! NBA's famed sea dog Joel Embiid be settin' sail with the Philadelphia 76ers for a five-year voyage! A treasure deal, it be, that anchors him firmly to the crew. Batten down the hatches, we be seein' this landlubber swashbucklin' for many a moon! Yarrr!
September 20, 2024, 7:15 am
Arrr! Aaron Rodgers be tellin’ why he shunned Coach Saleh’s hug after the Jets be sailin’ to a 14-0 lead 'gainst the scallywag Patriots. "Nay, matey! No time fer warm embraces when victory be on the horizon!" He be keepin' his distance, savvy?
September 20, 2024, 6:05 am
Arrr, matey! Former NFL bootin’ lad Jay Feely be spillin’ the beans to OutKick’s swashbucklin’ Dan Dakich, claimin’ he be supportin’ ol’ Captain Trump in the next election sailin’ forth, ‘cause he hails from the fine shores of Arizona! Avast, that be some curious treasure of a decision!
September 19, 2024, 10:35 pm
Arrr, matey! Aaron Rodgers sailed back to his homeland, and by the powers, it be a jolly fine day fer the Jets! They plundered the Patriots' treasure, bestin' 'em 24-3! Now they be 2-1, raisin' the Jolly Roger high, ready fer more swashbucklin’! Avast, what a hullabaloo!
September 19, 2024, 9:41 pm
Arrr, matey! The Jets' crew be all aflame with excitement for their grand battle against the Patriots! Some scallywags be settin' a rival's jersey ablaze in the lot, as if it be cursed treasure! Fire in the belly and flames in the lot—what a night for the swashbucklin’ fans!
September 19, 2024, 9:07 pm
Arrr matey! A grand crew of 20,711 scallywags be settin' sail into the Capital One Arena on Thursday, all gatherin' to witness the doughty Caitlin Clark! 'Twas a raucous record, the likes o' which be never seen in the WNBA seas! Avast, what a merry band o' fans!
September 19, 2024, 8:42 pm
Arrr, the scallywag of a second-year Saints captain caught the ire o' the refs fer his cheeky jest! But lo and behold, he scampered fer a 1-yard treasure, stretchin' New Orleans' booty to a mighty 22 points! Aye, what a jolly good show!
September 19, 2024, 4:45 pm
Arrr, matey! Caitlin Clark be dodgin' the plank o' suspensions fer her ruckus this year! Now, she be eyein' the treasure of records in her last battle of the season. Aye, let the sea of fans roar as she sails into glory!
September 19, 2024, 4:29 pm
Arrr! At the BMW PGA Championship, our noble swashbuckler Rory McIlroy be hittin' a shot so strange, ye'd think it be cursed! His 9-iron flew off like a wayward cannonball, sailin' alongside the ball! Aye, that be a sight to make even Davy Jones chuckle!
September 19, 2024, 4:10 pm
Arrr, matey! It be lookin’ like our gallant running back, Isiah Pacheco, might be long on the mend after he went and snapped his fibula in the wanin' moments of our triumph o’er the Bengals! Aye, the sea of recovery be a treacherous one!
September 19, 2024, 3:11 pm
Arrr, matey! Coach Dan Campbell and his fair lass, Holly, be settin’ sail from their humble abode! Seems the scallywags be learnin’ their secrets after every defeat. Aye, they be seekin' a hidey-hole for some peace, lest the landlubbers come knockin’ for a pity party! Yarrr!
September 19, 2024, 8:09 am
Arrr! It be true, matey! Will Levis, the scallywag quarterback of the Tennessee Titans, be spillin’ the beans that he had to swap his magic talking stone, for it be leaked to the high seas! Aye, even pirates beware of nosy landlubbers!
September 19, 2024, 7:16 am
Arrr, matey! C.J. Stroud, the Texan sea dog of the gridiron, be settin' sail on a chat with Caleb Williams, claimin’ he weren't tryin' to "little bro" him, but rather share a hearty laugh! No scallywags here, just two buccaneers swappin' tales after a raucous battle!
September 19, 2024, 5:35 am
Arrr, matey! Former Patriots’ swab Patrick Pass found himself in Davy Jones’ brig fer givin' a proper thrashin' to an 82-year-old sea dog at the gym! Aye, assaultin’ a gent over sixty be not the way to plunder, savvy? Let this be a lesson: leave the old salts be!
September 19, 2024, 5:25 am
Arrr, me hearties! Young Christian Scott, the Mets' fresh swab, be takin' a break from hurlin' cannonballs this season and all of the next! He be off to the sawbones for a fancy hybrid fixin’ of his UCL. Avast, wish him smooth sailin’ on the surgeon's table!
September 19, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, when young Micah Parsons be snatched up 12th by the scallywag Cowboys, he vowed a grand promise to Captain Jerry Jones! Now, this swashbucklin' lad be hopin' to keep that oath, come storm or calm seas, savvy?
September 18, 2024, 8:56 pm
Arrr, ye scallywags! The judges o’ the gymnastics treasure hunt at the Paris games be so busy countin’ their doubloons, they lost sight o’ Simone Biles' dazzling routine! Aye, they forgot to give it a second look—now that be the real piracy on the mat! Har har har!
September 18, 2024, 5:40 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The WNBA be sailin' into uncharted waters, shoutin' from the crow's nest that Portland be gettin' its lassies' hoop crew back in 2026! Aye, prepare yer rum for a season o' swashbucklin' ballin'!
September 18, 2024, 5:26 pm
Arrr, matey! Brace yerself for yer weekly yarn of all the ruckus on the high seas of sportin'! From rum-soaked brawls to swashbucklin' scores, we'll spin ye tales that'll have ye laughin' like a parrot with a bellyful o' grog!
September 18, 2024, 5:19 pm
Arrr, matey! Baker Mayfield be squawkin' that ol' Tom Brady stirred the pot o' stress whilst captaining the Buccaneers 'twixt 2020 and 2022! Aye, 'tis a right comical tale of a scallywag makin' waves in the crew's calm seas!
September 18, 2024, 4:44 pm
Arrr! The brave matey, Jordan Love, scourge of the Green Bay Packers, be tossin’ the pigskin once more at practice, mending from a nasty MCL sprain that befell him in the first skirmish. Aye, the lad be on the mend, ready to plunder the field anew!
September 18, 2024, 11:45 am
Arrr! In a ruckus on the field, the crafty Jose Altuve of the Houston crew was tossed like a barnacle after he doffed his sock 'n shoe in a fit o' protest against a call! Aye, the lad be makin' a right spectacle o' himself!
September 18, 2024, 9:47 am
Arrr, mateys! Dakota Joshua, that scallywag from the Vancouver Canucks, be spillin' his tale o' woe! Aye, he found a pesky barnacle o' a tumor in his nether regions, but fear not! He’s sailin’ smooth now, free o’ the cursed growth! Avast, he be on the mend!
September 18, 2024, 7:05 am
Arrr, mateys! Captain Deion Sanders, master o' the Colorado Buffaloes, did point his hook at the scallywag media on Tuesday, claimin' they be green-eyed with envy 'cause his crew be pocketin' more gold than they! Aye, the tides be turnin' for them salty journalists!
September 18, 2024, 7:00 am
Arrr! On the fine day of Wednesday, Riley Gaines and her hearty crew, the Independent Women’s Voice, did unveil the jolly Riley Gaines Stand with Women Scorecard amidst the ruckus of the 2024 election seas. Aye, let the scallywags beware!
September 18, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, matey! The Chicago Bears had their sights set on young Fields to mend their cursed quarterback troubles, but lo and behold! The fate now rests on the scrawny shoulders of fresh-faced Caleb Williams! May the winds be at his back, or it be Davy Jones’ locker for all!
September 18, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! The second fortnight o' the 2024 gridiron season be tossin' forth a fresh bounty o' queries! Which scallywag crew be claimin' the crown atop this week’s treasure map o' power rankings? Avast, let the games begin!
September 17, 2024, 8:42 pm
Arrr, matey! The grand tale of David Beckham's four-part yarn on the Netflix seas was met with cheers aplenty! But lo, the scallywag confessed he be hatin’ nearly every tickin’ moment of the shoot, for both he and his lass, Victoria, were shakin’ in their boots! Har har!
September 17, 2024, 8:23 pm
Arrr, Brett Favre be raisin’ a tankard to young Patrick Mahomes fer keepin’ his sails neutral, whilst throwin’ a jolly jab at Taylor Swift fer hoistin’ her flag fer that Harris lass! Aye, the seas of politics be treacherous, matey!
September 17, 2024, 5:48 pm
Arrr, matey! The Miami Dolphins be strappin' their trusty quarterback, Tua Tagovailoa, to the injured reserve ship 'til at least Week 8! That scallywag got a bonk on the noggin, and now he be restin' like a landlubber. Avast, hope he returns to plunder the field soon!
September 17, 2024, 4:39 pm
Arrr, mateys! A fresh tale from the Netflix seas be showin' footage that might just sway the court o' law in the grand saga o' Jordan Chiles and her shiny bronze booty from the Paris games! Aye, let the rum flow while we ponder this treasure!
September 17, 2024, 4:24 pm
Arrr, me hearties! It be no tale of treasure, but our matey Derrick White, a gold medal-wavin' swashbuckler of the Boston Celtics, found himself caught in a ruckus at the Colorado-Colorado State clash! Aye, ‘twas a scuffle fit for a jolly sea shanty!
September 17, 2024, 4:09 pm
Arrr, matey! Mayor Quinton Lucas be laughin' like a jolly sea dog after the Chiefs bested the Bengals 26-25 on the high seas o' football Sunday! Aye, a fine haul indeed, makin' the rival crew look as lost as a ship without a compass!
September 17, 2024, 11:50 am
Arrr, me hearties! Derek Carr, the fearless captain of the New Orleans Saints, spun a yarn 'bout his moonwalkin’ magic after bestin’ the Dallas Cowboys in the second week. Aye, he be dancin’ like a mad parrot, makin’ the crowd cheer loud like cannon fire!
September 17, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr! Robert Cole Parmalee, a scallywag aged 40 from the shores of Oregon, found himself in the brig o' Connecticut, nabbed for hauntin’ and botherin' the fair lass Paige Bueckers, a star o' the hoop! Belay that mischief, ye salty sea dog!
September 17, 2024, 10:27 am
Arrr, me hearties! The New York Mets be unveil'n the Grimace throne on the morrow! That scallywag from McDonald's be gettin' a grand tribute after a ruckus-filled season o' shenanigans! Aye, let the grog flow as we honor this purple rogue! Avast, what a jolly jest that be!
September 17, 2024, 9:50 am
Arrr, matey! On Saturday, young Arch Manning sprinted like a scallywag, claimin' a 67-yard treasure run, catchin' the eye of landlubbers far and wide! But blow me down, it be his mother who be gettin' the gold for his swift sea legs! Aye, the winds of fame be fickle!
September 17, 2024, 4:44 am
Arrr, matey! The Eagles' swashbucklin' back, Saquon Barkley, let slip a treasure of a pass in the clash against the Falcons, swingin' open the gates fer that scallywag Kirk Cousins to plunder the glory! Aye, 'tis a jolly blunder on the high seas of the gridiron!
September 17, 2024, 4:40 am
Arrr, me hearties! NFL buccaneers be raisin’ a ruckus 'bout yon lack o' a penalty fer that scallywag C.J. Gardner-Johnson o' the Eagles! In their grand victory o'er the Falcons, it seems the ref be blind as a one-eyed parrot! Har har, what a jolly kerfuffle!
September 17, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! Kevin Harlan, the grand captain o’ the NFL seas, struck gold once more! On a tempestuous Sunday, amidst the clash of the San Francisco 49ers and the Minnesota Vikings, he be makin’ waves and ticklin’ our funny bones! Aye, ‘tis a jolly spectacle, indeed!
September 16, 2024, 10:25 pm
Arrr, in a twist o' fate fit for a sea tale, the Atlanta Falcons be makin' the Eagles walk the plank with a last-second raid! Kirk Cousins, that crafty seadog, tossed a treasure o' a touchdown to Drake London, sendin' the foe to Davy Jones' locker!
September 16, 2024, 4:05 pm
Arrr, matey! The Texas Longhorns' fearless lead, Quinn Ewers, be takin' a tumble with a belly ailment on Saturday! Cap'n Steve Sarkisian be sayin’ he’s “questionable” fer this week, like a ship lost at sea! Avast, let’s hope he be back to lead the charge!
September 16, 2024, 3:55 pm
Avast, me hearties! The former captain of the U.S. ship, Trump, be makin’ his way to the grand showdown 'twixt the crimson tide of Alabama and the bulldog crew o' Georgia on the 28th of September! Let the rum flow and the rivalries roar, arrr!
September 16, 2024, 1:47 pm
Arrr! Caitlin Clark's mateys of the Indiana Fever be guardin' her like treasure from a scallywag ref, lest she earn a seventh technical foul and be sent to Davy Jones' locker! Aye, teamwork be the secret to keepin' the lass in the game!
September 16, 2024, 1:18 pm
Arrr, me hearties! It be said the Carolina Panthers be castin' young Bryce Young to Davy Jones’ locker after two wretched battles! They be settin' sail with old salt Andy Dalton instead, hopin’ for smoother seas in the year of our Lord, 2024! Yarrr, what a jolly mess!
September 16, 2024, 11:02 am
Arrr, matey! During the grand skirmish against the Bengals, our swashbucklin' running back Isiah Pacheco found himself in a pickle, sufferin' a mighty injury! But fret not, for the Chiefs sailed to victory while he be nursing his sore sea legs! Avast, the game be afoot!
September 16, 2024, 10:37 am
Arrr, matey! Joe Mixon, the swashbucklin' star of the Texans, be ragin' like a stormy sea over a foul call that left him limpin’ like a three-legged parrot against the Bears on Sunday eve! Blimey, where be the justice on this treacherous voyage?
September 16, 2024, 10:16 am
Arrr, me hearties! T.J. Houshmandzadeh, once a shining star of the Bengals crew, be takin' a mighty swing at the referees after their narrow defeat to the Kansas City scallywags! Blimey, those officials be as useful as a cannon made of cheese!
September 16, 2024, 10:11 am
Arrr, mateys! ESPN's own Jesse Palmer be takin' a jolly jab at a Florida Gators landlubber, as they be watchin’ their crew sink to the Texas A&M scallywags, 33-20, right in their own port. Aye, 'tis a fine night for some hearty laughter at their misfortune!
September 16, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! Young Arch Manning, the Texas cannonball, be catchin' the eye of the whole sea after vanquishin' UTSA! Avast! Let’s hoist the Jolly Roger and spill the beans on this week’s treasure trove of winners and scallywags!
September 15, 2024, 10:57 pm
Arrr, matey! The Houston Texans’ defense be a right troublesome crew fer young Caleb Williams, makin' him sweat like a landlubber! They held fast, claimin' victory o' 19-13, leavin' the Bears feelin' more sunk than a ship with a hole in her hull! Ha-ha!
September 15, 2024, 8:32 pm
Arrr, matey! The lad Malik Willis, that quarterback scallywag, be refuse'n to toss a pigskin smeared in the bilge! And lo, Coach LaFleur be noddin' in agreement, understanding that no man should be throwin' when the deck be slick with spew! Har har, what a sight!
September 15, 2024, 7:10 pm
Arrr, matey! 'Twas a ruckus at the Lions’ tailgate, where hearty souls clashed, and alas, one poor scallywag met Davy Jones! A shot rang out, leavin' one dead and another wounded! Aye, the only treasure here be a lesson in keepin' yer cutlass sheathed!
September 15, 2024, 5:22 pm
Arrr, mateys! Caitlin Clark be a swashbucklin’ lass, plunderin’ 35 points like a true buccaneer! In a nail-biter, she led her crew to a narrow victory over the Dallas Wings, settin’ a record for rookie treasure in the WNBA seas! Avast, what a legendary haul!
September 15, 2024, 4:34 pm
Arrr, matey! The Ravens, those scallywags with a fine record last season, be startin' the 2024 voyage at a dismal 0-2! Aye, the Las Vegas Raiders struck 'em like a cannonball on the high seas this past Sunday. Shiver me timbers, what a calamity!
September 15, 2024, 4:03 pm
Arrr, matey! Sam Darnold be slingin' shiny doubloons fer the Minnesota Vikings, catchin' the San Francisco 49ers off guard in a grand duel, claimin' victory at 23-17 during their jolly homecoming on the Lord's Day! Aye, what a ruckus on the high seas of football!
September 15, 2024, 3:31 pm
Arrr, Baker Mayfield beakin’ it to the end zone like a scallywag in a treasure hunt! The Tampa Bay Buccaneers seized the lead in the third quarter, keepin’ the pesky Detroit Lions at bay till the final bell rang. Aye, what a jolly good plunderin’!
September 15, 2024, 11:08 am
Arrr, matey! The landlubbers be callin’ for Tua Tagovailoa, the dolphin wrangler of Miami, to hang up his boots! But this hearty sailor be sayin’ "Nay!" as he mends from the storm o’ concussions. He’ll sail again, mark me words!
September 15, 2024, 9:39 am
Arrr, matey! On the fateful Saturday eve, young Arch Manning took the helm from Quinn Ewers, and lo! The lad beamin’ like a treasure chest, plunderin’ five touchdowns for Captain Sarkisian's crew! Aye, a jolly good show, that be!
September 15, 2024, 9:19 am
Arrr, me hearties! Deion Sanders be sendin' his crew to plunder a touchdown on the last leg o' the game, when he could've just danced with the clock! Aye, avoidin' injury be wise, but why not tempt fate for a jolly good jaunt? Savvy?
September 15, 2024, 8:22 am
Arrr, matey! Gerrit Cole, the ace o' them Yankees, be givin' the ol' heave-ho to Rafael Devers, lettin' him stroll to first like a landlubber! The Red Sox crew be laughin’ and roastin’ him after the fray, like a barrel o’ rum gone wild! Har har har!
September 14, 2024, 9:12 pm
Arrr, matey! The fire alarm blared like a siren in a tavern as Florida State’s crew lamented their woeful defeat to Memphis after shellin’ out a treasure of $1.3 million! A fitting end to a shipwreck of a game, I say! Fire in the hold, or just bad luck?
September 14, 2024, 8:32 pm
Arrr, mateys! Young Arch Manning be a scallywag of a player! He sailed the field like a swift ship, makin' off with a 67-yard treasure after tossin’ a pass. A touchdown fit for the tales of old, aye! Raise the rum for this jolly buccaneer’s grand adventure!
September 14, 2024, 7:38 pm
Arrr, matey! The fine crew o' Wisconsin be down a captain, that scallywag Tyler Van Dyke be stricken in the first quarter! The Badgers, like a ship in a storm, took a beatin' from Alabama, 42-10. Blimey, ‘tis a right jolly disaster on the high seas o' football!
September 14, 2024, 6:44 pm
Arrr, the scallywags of Apalachee High set sail to parley with the mighty Atlanta Falcons on Friday! Just a fortnight past a cruel cannon blast at their school, these brave lads turned grief into gallows humor, seekin' glory on the gridiron! Avast, what a jolly venture!
September 14, 2024, 5:38 pm
Arrr! Republican matey JD Vance set sail to Greenville, North Carolina, with his fair lass Usha, to witness the ruckus of East Carolina University’s footie match! Aye, ’twas a fine day for a jolly good time on land, far from the high seas!
September 14, 2024, 4:54 pm
Arrr, matey! Young Nate Wiggins of the Ravens be caught in a squall o' neck woes after a ruckus with a landlocked vessel! Alas, he’ll be stayin’ ashore this Sunday, lookin’ like a swab who be avoidin’ the high seas of football!
September 14, 2024, 4:17 pm
Arrr, matey! Joe Burrow be quizzed 'bout battlin' the mighty Patrick Mahomes fer the fifth time this week! He be hopin’ to keep his treasure o' victories over them scallywag Chiefs. Avast, let the swashbucklin’ begin!
September 14, 2024, 4:01 pm
Arrr, matey! With but a minute left in the fray, young Josh Williams, the swift-footed buccaneer of LSU, did chart a course for glory, plundering the end zone and claimin’ victory ‘gainst the South Carolina scallywags! Aye, that be the treasure that turned the tide!
September 14, 2024, 11:27 am
Arrr, me hearties! The old sea dog, Greg Harden, once the wise counsel o’ Michigan's athletic crew, has sailed to Davy Jones’ locker at the ripe age of 75, takin’ his last voyage thanks to some troublesome surgery. May the wind be at his back in the great beyond!
September 14, 2024, 10:27 am
Arrr, matey! Captain Aaron Judge of the New York Yankees be joinin’ a mighty crew after smackin’ a grand slam in the seventh inning ‘gainst them scurvy Boston Red Sox! Aye, the seas be celebratin’ this glorious feat, as the rum flows like the tide!
September 14, 2024, 9:51 am
Arrr, me hearty! Bart Scott, that swashbucklin' linebacker from the NFL seas, spilled the beans on why he hung up his boots! 'Twas not for the treasure, but a yarn 'bout Tua Tagovailoa that made him say, “Avast! I be done!” Aye, the sea be callin' louder!
September 14, 2024, 8:37 am
Arrr, matey! Former New Orleans Saints swashbuckler Steve Gleason be holdin' fast like a sturdy ship, takin' refuge in the hospital as Hurricane Francine rages like a kraken in Louisiana's waters! Aye, he be stable, ready to weather the storm and share a hearty laugh!
September 13, 2024, 9:03 pm
Avast, mateys! ‘Twas a sight to behold as our brave Aaron Judge sent the sphere sailing into Davy Jones’ locker, blastin' a grand slam 'gainst the scurvy Red Sox in the seventh round! With that thunderous smack, the Yankees seized the day, leadin' 5-4! Yarrr, what a jolly good show!
September 13, 2024, 8:47 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Caitlin Clark be breakin’ the record for most assists in a single season, shiver me timbers! She be showin’ the Las Vegas Aces what true mastery be on the court! Aye, a grand tale to spin ‘round the rum barrel!
September 13, 2024, 8:04 pm
Arrr, matey! The swift-footed Tyreek Hill, a scallywag of the Miami Dolphins, be claimin' innocence to two pesky traffic fines from a raucous Sunday! His trusty legal parrot squawked to Fox News, spillin' the beans on the matter. A right jolly tale, it be!
September 13, 2024, 7:42 pm
Arrr, mateys! Olivia “Livvy” Dunne's set sail back to LSU, ready to tumble and twist with the Tigers’ gymnastics crew for yet another season o’ high-flying antics! Avast, let the piratical flips and jolly backflips commence, ye scallywags!
September 13, 2024, 5:19 pm
Arrr! The swabs of the sports seas be chattin’ like landlubbers 'bout our matey Tua Tagovailoa! Should he hoist the white flag and abandon ship after yet another bonk on the noggin? Aye, the debate be as lively as a parrot on a rum barrel!
September 13, 2024, 3:52 pm
Arrr, matey! In the year of our Lord 2017, the three-time Super Bowl sea dog Troy Aikman took the fair Catherine Mooty as his bride! Before her, he sailed with the publicist lass Rhonda Worthey, and together they spawned two wee scallywags! Avast, love be a tricky tide!
September 13, 2024, 3:45 pm
Arrr! Connor McCaffery, that scallywag o' an assistant coach fer the Indiana Pacers, hath plundered the seas o' coaching fer more than a year! Word be blowin' in the wind 'bout his next grand adventure on the coaching high seas! Avast, may he find treasure aplenty!
September 13, 2024, 3:14 pm
Arrr! If our swashbucklin' lad Tua Tagovailoa hangs up his boots, the Dolphins be forced to cough up his doubloons for that jolly misadventure in martial arts! Aye, 'tis a funny way to go, matey—retirin' from footy fer a tussle with a kraken!
September 13, 2024, 11:07 am
Arrr! Esther Henseleit be takin' the first swing for Team Europe, with but a handful of landlubbers watchin' at the Solheim Cup! Aye, 'twas a right ruckus with the scallywags strugglin' to find their way to the course, like lost treasure seekers!
September 13, 2024, 10:07 am
Arrr, matey! The mighty Aaron Judge be hoistin’ his sails for a grand 16 games without a treasure of homers! Even after the Yankees bested the scallywags of Boston in extra innings, the ball be still sittin’ in Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, what a comical jape!
September 13, 2024, 9:11 am
Arrr, me hearties! Indiana Fever’s swashbucklin’ rookie Caitlin Clark be swingin’ her wooden sword in the batting cage, givin’ it a good thrashin’ at the Indianapolis Indians’ shindig on Thursday night! She be ready to plunder some bases, ye scallywags! Yarrr!
September 13, 2024, 8:56 am
Arrr, on Thursday last, the Minnesota Twins did cast away young Derek Bender, their 2024 treasure, for spillin’ the beans on his own crew's secret tosses! By Blackbeard’s beard, what a scallywag! Speak yer mind, lad, but don’t be givin’ the enemy a leg up on yer cannon fire!
September 13, 2024, 5:15 am
Arrr, Riley Gaines be singin’ the praises of a wise school matey from Massachusetts! They made them scallywags in skirts give up the field hockey match ‘gainst a crew with lads aboard. Shiver me timbers, what a jolly decision! A fine way to keep the seas of sport fair, I say!
September 13, 2024, 4:35 am
Arrr, me hearties! NFL swashbuckler Larry Csonka spun a yarn 'bout Captain Don Shula's fierce coaching ways with Ricky Cobb on "The Ricky Cobb Show." He be thinkin’ that ol’ style be as useful as a leaky ship in these modern seas! Har har!
September 13, 2024, 3:00 am
Avast ye! Super Bowl conquerin’ captain Tony Dungy be standin’ tall fer the Kansas City Buccaneer kicker, Harrison Butker! In a parley with Dan Dakich o' OutKick, he be defendin’ the lad like a trusty parrot on his shoulder! Arrr, me hearties, what a jolly ruckus!
September 12, 2024, 10:32 pm
Arrr matey! The Buffalo Bills plundered the Miami Dolphins, a grand score of 31 to 10, on a night when their captain, Tua Tagovailoa, took a knock to the noggin! Aye, a fine jolly time for the Bills, but a sad tale for the fishy crew!
September 12, 2024, 5:37 pm
Arrr, matey! Jordan Wilkins, a swashbucklin' ex-Brownie, be takin' a jibe at Captain Deshaun Watson's command, sayin’ he be blabberin’ to the crew that Wilkins be as lost as a landlubber in the final sea trial! Avast, the sea be rough with such talk!
September 12, 2024, 4:09 pm
Arrr, after the Giants faced a mighty squall in their season's first match, a band o' disgruntled scallywags gave quarterback Daniel Jones a proper ribbing as he made his way from MetLife’s dark hold. “Ye be needin’ a map to find the end zone, matey!” they bellowed!
September 12, 2024, 3:45 pm
Avast, me hearties! Stephen Peat, a former ice buccaneer for the Caps, has shuffled off his mortal coil at the ripe age of 44. Aye, he met his fate in a mishap most tragic, but let us raise a tankard to the jolly soul, who fought like a true sea dog!
September 12, 2024, 2:29 pm
Arrr! Young Jyilek Zyiare Harrington, a strappin’ linebacker from West Virginia, met his doom in a landlubber’s den on Wednesday! Shot dead, they say it be a home invasion gone awry. Aye, the law be investigatin’, but this tale be a right tragic sea shanty!
September 12, 2024, 11:17 am
Arrr, matey! Radio scallywag Chris "Mad Dog" Russo let loose a right storm o' words on Wednesday, blastin' the New York Jets for their pitiful defeat to them San Francisco sea dogs! Aye, the winds of fury be blowin’ strong in that salty sea of sports!
September 12, 2024, 10:54 am
Arrr, on the day o' Thursday, the scallywags o' the Pac-12 be shoutin' that four fine vessels from the Mountain West be joinin’ their fleet soon! Aye, the treasure of revival be a-comin’, mateys! Hoist the sails and prepare fer a rollickin’ good time!
September 12, 2024, 10:16 am
Arrr, me hearties! The mighty Illia Yefimchyk, the "monstrous behemoth of brawn," has shuffled off this mortal coil at but 36 years! A heart attack took him down, as if a cannonball to the chest! May he lift weights in Davy Jones’ locker!
September 12, 2024, 9:38 am
Arrr, matey! Tyreek Hill, the swashbucklin' Dolphin, declared on the high seas of Wednesday that he be havin' no plans to raise a ruckus or plunder the lawmen's treasure after his run-in with the constables o'er the weekend. A jolly good day for keepin' the peace, aye!
September 12, 2024, 4:30 am
Arrr, me hearty! The legendary Tom Glavine, a swashbuckler of the baseball seas, jabbered on 'bout young Paul Skenes and his maiden voyage with the scallywags o’ the Pittsburgh Pirates, spillin’ the tales on that OutKick treasure known as "Don't @ Me With Dan Dakich!" Aye, what a ruckus!
September 12, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, matey! World Series ace David Wells be takin' a hearty jab at that scallywag MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred in a chinwag with OutKick's Ricky Cobb on the mornin’ of the seventh day! Aye, the tides of baseball be shiftin’!
September 11, 2024, 8:44 pm
Arrr, matey! Young Caitlin Clark, a fresh lass of the Indiana Fever crew, be raging like a kraken after bein' accused of foul play 'gainst the Aces. The sea of the court be treacherous, and she be feelin’ the sting of betrayal, aye!
September 11, 2024, 6:40 pm
Arrr, mateys! Young Patrick Mahomes be speakin’ up fer his fair lass Brittany, defendin’ her sway o'er the scallywags in the town, after his mate’s wench tossed her lot in with that landlubber Harris! Aye, love be a fierce wind in these treacherous seas!
September 11, 2024, 4:12 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 'Twas a tale of yore when the swashbucklin’ Reggie Bush, once a star on the gridiron seas, did thwart a band of scallywags plundering his treasure chest worth $5 million in Los Angeles! Aye, the pirate life be filled with unexpected adventures!
September 11, 2024, 2:09 pm
Arrr, matey! Jordan Chiles, the daring gymnast lass, finally sat her bum down fer a chinwag since her shiny bronze treasure from the Paris Games be snatched away and handed to the cunning Ana Barbosu! Aye, the seas be rough for our brave acrobat!
September 11, 2024, 2:02 pm
Ahoy, mateys! The Cleveland Browns be set to trot out Deshaun Watson this Sunday, even with fresh whispers of him bein’ a scallywag! Last week, they walked the plank against them Dallas Cowboys. A right merry mess, I say! Arrr!
September 11, 2024, 1:33 pm
Arrr, matey! Here be yer weekly treasure map o' sportin' shenanigans from the seven seas! Grab yer grog and prepare for a rollickin' recap of all the ruckus and revelry in the grand arena o' athletics! Yarrr, don’t be a landlubber, join the fun!
September 11, 2024, 11:35 am
Arrr, the WNBA crew be raisin' a ruckus on Tuesday, givin' a right tongue-lashin' to Captain Engelbert! She tried to sail past their tales of foul treatment, but the scallywags weren’t havin' it! Aye, a storm be brewin' in the league's waters, matey!
September 11, 2024, 10:02 am
Arrr, matey! Orlando Magic's swashbucklin' forward, Jonathan Isaac, be chattin' about the capture of Miami Dolphins' speedy sea dog, Tyreek Hill, on the wide ocean of social media this fine Tuesday! Aye, what a ruckus on the high seas of sportin' tales!
September 11, 2024, 8:57 am
Arrr, me hearties! Young Caitlin Clark, fresh from the Indiana seas, be likin' the fair Taylor Swift's shout for Vice President Kamala Harris after she tangled with the old sea dog, Donald Trump. Aye, 'tis a curious alliance on this treacherous political tide! Savvy?
September 11, 2024, 7:49 am
Arrr matey! In the fair land o' South Carolina, Coach Dawn Staley be holdin' the hand o' President Biden, just months after throwin' a cheeky jab at his quest fer another voyage in the political seas! Avast, what a jolly jest that be!
September 11, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr, the ol' captain of the Mets be givin' a hearty shout to President Bush, claimin' he be the wind in Mike Piazza's sails fer hittin' that grand home run after the dark storm of 9/11! Aye, a right jolly tale on the high seas of baseball!
September 11, 2024, 3:00 am
Ahoy, mateys! The NFL seas be churnin' once more! ’Tis high time to parley 'bout the swashbucklin' crews at the top o' the heap and those scurvy dogs wallowin' at the bottom o' the bilge! Aye, let the banter begin!
September 10, 2024, 5:32 pm
Arrr! The scallywag artist who be claimin' the glory for them posters at the Philadelphia bus stops be sayin' he’s as clueless as a landlubber, makin’ it seem like the crew be backin’ Kamala Harris! A fine jolly jest, if ye ask me!
September 10, 2024, 5:20 pm
Arrr, matey! The great Lawrence Taylor, a legend from the Giants’ crew, be sayin’ that the old sea dogs who’ve hung up their boots could outplay the scallywags against the Vikings! Aye, 'tis a right jest, like a parrot tryin' to sing sea shanties! Avast!
September 10, 2024, 5:04 pm
Arrr, matey! Aaron Rodgers be squawkin’ on the “Pat McAfee Show” that he’ll be lettin’ loose like a cannonball once he’s back on his sea legs after that Achilles mishap! Aye, prepare fer some swashbucklin' shenanigans, me hearties!
September 10, 2024, 4:11 pm
Ahoy! Dr. Chad and Dr. Mary Teague be the scallywags behind Code Chiro in Ohio! They be keepin’ the bones o’ mighty athletes in shipshape, tendin’ to the likes of those from the NBA and NFL. Avast, a fine crew they be!
September 10, 2024, 11:51 am
Arrr, matey! Stephen A. Smith, the ESPN scallywag, be claimin’ on the morrow that Tyreek Hill ain't washed clean o' blame in the ruckus that landed him in the brig! Aye, the lad's still swimmin' in troubled waters! Savvy?
September 10, 2024, 11:13 am
Arrr! Transgender sea wench Valentina Petrillo be takin' aim at that landlubber J.K. Rowling, who be spoutin' bilge 'bout her playin' in the games! Valentina be showin' ye can't sink a ship with mere words, savvy? Aye, let the swashbucklin' begin!
September 10, 2024, 10:40 am
Arrr, matey! Hulk Hogan, the mighty sea dog of WWE, be frettin’ fer Mike Tyson’s noggin as the fateful day nears when he faces that scallywag Jake Paul. Aye, let’s hope Iron Mike don’t end up swimmin’ with the fishies!
September 10, 2024, 9:44 am
Arrr, matey! Former Philadelphia Eagles scallywag, Jason Kelce, set sail on ESPN with a jolly quip at Levi's Stadium, just ere the 49ers clashed with the Jets. Aye, ’twas a fine jest that had the crew guffawin’ like a barrel o’ rum!
September 10, 2024, 4:57 am
Arrr, matey! On a moonlit eve, the swashbucklin’ Ricky Pearsall, a 49ers scallywag, be showered with cheers from the jolly crew as he parleyed with the brave souls who plucked him from the jaws of Davy Jones after a nasty cannonball! Aye, ‘tis a tale of mirth and valor!
September 10, 2024, 4:51 am
Arrr, matey! NFL great Joe Theismann be spillin' the beans on young Caleb Williams' maiden voyage with the Chicago Bears. The crew be celebratin' a win, but the lad played like a fresh swab, bless his heart! Aye, a true landlubber on the gridiron, he be!
September 9, 2024, 10:09 pm
Arrr! With ol' Christian McCaffrey swabbin' the deck, the San Francisco 49ers sailed forth, lettin' young Jordan Mason steer the ship o' the run game. They plundered the New York Jets, 32-19, on a fine Monday night, laughin' like scallywags all the while!
September 9, 2024, 9:29 pm
Arrr! The swabs of the New York Jets be celebratin' like scallywags! After a long drought, ol' Captain Aaron Rodgers flung a glorious pass that sent Allen Lazard sailin' into the end zone, like a treasure chest on the high seas! Yo ho, let the revelry commence!
September 9, 2024, 3:07 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Allen Aldridge, the mighty linebacker who once sailed the gridiron seas with the Denver Broncos, has shuffled off this mortal coil at the ripe age of 52! The reason be as mysterious as a treasure map—lost to the depths of time! Aye, what a tale!
September 9, 2024, 2:10 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spill the beans! Meredith Gaudreau, the lass who once sailed with the late puck-slinger Johnny, now be sportin’ a belly full o’ treasure! Aye, she’s expectin’ their third little scallywag! The sea be blessin’ this crew, indeed!
September 9, 2024, 1:33 pm
Arrr, matey! Columnist Jemele Hill be spoutin' a fanciful tale 'bout the capture of Tyreek Hill, that swift-footed dolphin wrangler, right after his crew plundered the Jaguars! Aye, 'tis a merry jest indeed, fit for the likes of a scallywag's tavern!
September 9, 2024, 12:28 pm
Arrr, matey! Jermaine Eluemunor, a stout sea dog of the Giants’ crew, be standin’ tall fer young Daniel Jones as he faced a storm o’ raucous jests leavin’ MetLife’s hull on a Sunday! A true mate, defendin’ his captain from the scallywags in the stands!
September 9, 2024, 11:33 am
Arrr, me hearties! Former gridiron swashbuckler Antonio Brown be throwin' shade at fair maid Taylor Swift, the lass Mahomes, and that scallywag Kelce, all while they be spectatin' the grand U.S. Open! Aye, the sea be full of jests and jibes!
September 9, 2024, 10:48 am
Arrr, mateys! Myles Garrett, the fierce defender of the Browns, be spillin' the beans to the landlubber reporters about the mighty boos that rained upon him and his crew on that fateful Sunday! Aye, even the fiercest of pirates can't escape the scorn of the crowd!
September 9, 2024, 10:40 am
Arrr, matey! Former captain of the Cowboys, Jason Garrett, stood tall like a ship's mast, defendin' young Dak Prescott from the scallywags on the telly callin' him overrated, as if he be naught but a landlubber! Aye, let 'em jest, for a treasure lies in that lad's heart!
September 9, 2024, 8:41 am
Arrr, matey! NFL’s own Brett Favre be singin’ the praises of Aaron Rodgers, the Jets’ fearless captain, as they prepare to set sail against the San Francisco 49ers! May their cannons roar and their treasure chest overflow, or they be walkin' the plank! Yarrr!
September 9, 2024, 5:13 am
Arrr, matey! Young Chance Gainer, a scallywag of a football lad from Florida, met Davy Jones after takin’ a tumble on the field ‘fore the crowd. Just 18 summers he had, and now he be fishin' with the mermaids! Aye, what a way to kick the bucket!
September 9, 2024, 5:08 am
Arrr! Drew Rosenhaus, the scallywag agent of Miami Dolphins’ prized treasure, Tyreek Hill, be makin’ a ruckus ‘bout how they be treatin’ his matey during his Sunday mornin’ trouble! Aye, he be ragin’ like a tempest, right before the grand match! Arrr, what a jest!
September 9, 2024, 5:04 am
Arrr, the scallywags o' New York Giants be loungin' 'round MetLife Stadium, ready to unleash their jeers upon poor Daniel Jones after he floundered like a fish in a storm against the Minnesota Vikings. Aye, the lad be in for a right rough tide o' hecklin’!
September 9, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, matey! NFL legend Rob Gronkowski be spillin’ the beans to Fox News Digital, sayin' the San Francisco 49ers be the "finest crew on parchment" in all the sea of football! But lo! There be one riddle they must solve, or walk the plank!
September 8, 2024, 5:41 pm
Arrr, mateys! Caitlin Clark, the fresh-faced lass from Indiana Fever, be lamentin’ the news of Angel Reese bein’ laid up with a sore wrist! She spun a yarn to the scallywags of the press ‘fore Sunday’s grand showdown. Aye, the seas be rough for our injured crew!
September 8, 2024, 5:08 pm
Arrr, matey! Tyreek Hill, the swashbucklin' Dolphin, let his nimble feet spin tales on the field, and with a hearty laugh, he jested 'bout his run-in with the law, celebratin’ with a jolly jig after snatchin’ a touchdown! A fine jest for a rogue, I say!
September 8, 2024, 4:27 pm
Arrr, a scallywag copper who snagged the swift-footed Tyreek Hill o' the Miami Dolphins be sent to swab the decks o' paperwork, says a matey in the law enforcement crew. Aye, seems the law be takin' a break while the fishy deeds be sorted!
September 8, 2024, 3:53 pm
Arrr, matey! Jonathan Owens, the swashbucklin' defender of the Chicago Bears, be settin' sail to score in the third quarter 'gainst the Tennessee Titans! And lo, the mighty Simone Biles chimed in with her acrobatic wisdom! A fine day for a ruckus on the gridiron, I say!
September 8, 2024, 11:30 am
Arrr, it be announced on the high seas of Sunday that the fine bard Kendrick Lamar shall be the jester at the Super Bowl LIX halftime revelry, just afore the 2024 season’s first grand spectacle hoists anchor! Shiver me timbers, what a turn o' fate!
September 8, 2024, 11:04 am
Arrr, mateys! This Sunday, the swashbucklin’ Justin Fields be takin’ the helm fer the Pittsburgh Steelers against those scallywag Falcons, whilst Russell Wilson be restin’ his weary calf, like a landlubber on a treasure hunt! Avast, let the games begin!
September 8, 2024, 10:59 am
Arrr, matey! Word be blowin' ‘round that Dak Prescott, the famed captain of the Cowboys, struck a mighty deal! A treasure chest o' gold so grand, he be the richest scallywag in NFL lore! Avast, let the rum flow for this buccaneer of the ball!
September 8, 2024, 10:11 am
Arrr, matey! The swift-footed Tyreek Hill o’ the Miami Dolphins found himself in a bit o' a pickle near the ship's hold—err, stadium—before battlin' the Jacksonville Jaguars! Yarr, seems even the best must face the law before settin' sail for glory!
September 8, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr, matey! Damar Hamlin, that scallywag, fought like a sea dog to reclaim his spot on the mighty Buffalo Bills! He spun a yarn to Fox News Digital 'bout his grand return to the battlefield of gridiron glory. Avast, what a tale!
September 8, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, mateys! Tom Brady’s treacherous voyage to the broadcast crow's nest be comin' to a grand finale this Sunday! The Dallas scallywags and Cleveland landlubbers be settin’ sail, and the ol' captain be ready to gab like a parrot! Anchors aweigh for a jolly good time!
September 8, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Rob Gronkowski be chattin’ with the scallywags at Fox News Digital 'bout usin’ the Guardian Cap if he still roamed the NFL seas. Seems some players be findin’ a way to swindle the system, savvy? Aye, the high seas of sport be a wild ride!
September 7, 2024, 8:58 pm
Arrr, matey! Angel Reese be hangin' up her boots, taken down by an injury curse! Now, Caitlin Clark be the last lass left in the hunt fer Rookie of the Year crown. Aye, the tide be turnin' in this here seas of sportin' glory!
September 7, 2024, 11:46 am
Arrr, the Packin' legend be ponderin' what set his sails to battle at the finest of seas in the grand NFL, whilst chucklin' about those noggin knockin' concussions that be handled like a shipwrecked sailor! Aye, 'tis a tale of grit and giggles, matey!
September 7, 2024, 10:05 am
Arrr, matey! Ukrainian lass Lyudmyla Kichenok be spillin' the beans that she had to heave-ho her weddin' plans 'cause she be battlin' fer a chance in the U.S. Open doubles final! Love'll wait, but a fine game be callin’! Har har!
September 7, 2024, 6:00 am
Arrr, matey! A once-mighty NBA swashbuckler be sayin' the Indiana Fever be missin' a treasure! Young Caitlin Clark be takin' a real beatin' from rival scallywags. Avast! Where be the crew to protect this lass? Aye, we need more cannons on deck, or she'll be walkin' the plank!
September 7, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Former New England swashbuckler Rob Gronkowski be lettin' out a hearty laugh as Travis and Jason Kelce snagged themselves a treasure chest o' gold for their podcast! Aye, those scallywags be makin' more doubloons than a pirate at a rum distillery!
September 7, 2024, 12:13 am
Arrr, matey! Taylor Fritz, that scallywag, bested his fellow landlubber Frances Tiafoe in a raucous duel at the U.S. Open! By Davy Jones’ locker, he be the first American swab to sail into a Grand Slam final since the year of our Lord 2009! Avast, what a tale!
September 6, 2024, 11:28 pm
Arrr, matey! In the last tick o' time, our gallant pirate, Jordan Love, the quartermaster of the Green Bay Packers, found himself injured as the crew faced a fierce storm, losin' to the Philadelphia Eagles by a mere 34-29 in the exotic shores of Brazil! Blimey, what a calamity!
September 6, 2024, 10:38 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The field in Brazil be a slippery beast, makin' the Eagles and Packers dance like drunken sea dogs in their first NFL showdown! Friday night’s turf be more treacherous than a shark-infested sea—ye'd swear they were tryin’ to walk the plank instead of playin’ ball!
September 6, 2024, 5:44 pm
Arrr, mateys! In a salty post on the gram, Deshaun Watson, the fearless captain of the Cleveland Browns, be sharing the news that his old sea dog father has sailed to Davy Jones’ locker. He be sayin’, “Rest in peace, Pops!” Aye, raise a tankard in his honor!
September 6, 2024, 5:12 pm
Arrr matey! Chad Richards be in a pickle, charged fer the untimely demise of his fair lass, Kara Welsh, a gymnastic siren! She be found cold in his quarters after a ruckus on the 30th of August. Blimey, love's a treacherous sea, eh?
September 6, 2024, 2:50 pm
Arrr, matey! NBA swashbuckler Steph Curry be shoutin’ that a lass's right to pick be the crown jewel o' his concerns as we sail into the presidential seas this autumn! When asked why he’s backin’ Vice President Kamala Harris, he be raisin’ his flag high, aye!
September 6, 2024, 2:16 pm
Arrr, mateys! This weekend, the NFL be settin' sail into uncharted waters, playin' its maiden match in South America! But beware, me hearties, for stormy concerns be brewin' even ‘fore the first cannonball's fired in Brazil! Aye, keep yer hooks ready!
September 6, 2024, 11:49 am
Arrr, me hearties! Jessica Pegula, that daring lass from across the sea, swabbed the deck with Karolina Muchova’s sails in the U.S. Open semifinals! Aye, she be sailing straight into her first Grand Slam final, ready to hoist the Jolly Roger of victory! Avast, what a spectacle!
September 6, 2024, 10:09 am
Arrr, matey! The burly Raven, Isaiah Likely, be caught on the magic picture box, hurlin' curses at a scallywag after his crew sank to the Chiefs, 27-20! Aye, 'tis a jolly sight when a pirate be riled up by a landlubber's taunts! Savvy?
September 6, 2024, 7:48 am
Arrr, on Thursday night, the scallywags at platform X tossed a heap o' salt on the poor Ravens' wounds after they were done in by them Chiefs! Their hopes dashed like a ship against the rocks when a game-tying touchdown be snatched away! Avast, the cruelty!
September 6, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr, me hearty Jim Everett be callin’ out that scallywag Jim Rome to bury the hatchet and make merry over their old tussle! Let the stormy seas of yore be calm, I say! Let’s hoist a tankard and laugh o’er our past skirmish, ye salty sea dog!
September 6, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr, former gridiron swashbuckler Danny Kanell be chattin' with Dan Dakich o' OutKick, spillin' the beans on why landlubbers ain't too keen on the scallywag Brian Kelly, captain o' the LSU crew! Aye, it seems his charm be sinkin' faster than a ship with a hole!
September 6, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr! NFL scallywag Rob Gronkowski be chattin' with Fox News, claimin' the Kansas City Chiefs might hoist the ol' Super Bowl booty for the third time! Aye, me hearties, those swashbucklers be sturdy enough to plunder another victory on the high seas of football!
September 6, 2024, 4:52 am
Arrr, matey! Rudy Gobert, the mighty center of the Timberwolves, jested at ol’ Shaquille O’Neal, claimin’ he be the sorriest swab to ever grace the NBA seas! Aye, he be suggestin’ that Shaq’s treasure chest o’ doubloons ain't worth a single piece of eight! Har har!
September 5, 2024, 5:11 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Captain Jerry Jones be settin' sail on talks 'twixt his crew and the fine quarterback Dak Prescott! On the horizon of contract negotiations, ye see? Aye, he be spillin' the beans in an interview this Wednesday, like a parrot squawkin' treasure maps! Arrr!
September 5, 2024, 4:47 pm
Arrr, matey! Aaron Rodgers be settin’ his sights on the New York Jets' first clash with them scallywags, the San Francisco 49ers! He be expectin’ “greatness,” whilst hopin’ to keep his bones intact fer the year o’ our Lord, 2024! Avast, let the games begin!
September 5, 2024, 4:32 pm
Arrr, matey! That scallywag Jannik Sinner be catchin' a foul wind, failin' two tests ‘cause he be dabblin' with a potion wrapped up tighter than a treasure chest, blarin' a jolly big "DOPING" warning! Aye, even a landlubber could spot that mischief! Savvy?
September 5, 2024, 4:12 pm
Arrr, matey! Simone Biles be the glitterin' jewel o' gymnasts, claimin' more treasures than a sea dog in a gold mine! She’s hoisted the flag o’ gymnastics high, makin’ it shine like a doubloon in the U.S. and beyond! Yarrr, what a lass!
September 5, 2024, 11:33 am
Arrr, me hearties! NFL swashbuckler Brett Favre be chimin' in on the matter o' votin' rights, with a storm brewin' in Arizona 'bout landlubbers on the rolls! He be spillin' his thoughts on the ol' X, like a true captain of controversy! Avast, what a hullabaloo!
September 5, 2024, 11:04 am
Arrr, the two-time lass o' the Women’s World Cup, a true buccaneer o' the pitch, be hangin' up her boots! Aye, she be one o' the most famed faces in U.S. soccer, but it be time to sail into the sunset, leavin' the seas o' competition behind!
September 5, 2024, 10:58 am
Arrr, matey! The lawyer for the wee scallywag caught in the ruckus with that San Francisco 49er, Ricky Pearsall, be squawkin' that his client be "mighty sorry" for the hullabaloo. Aye, 'tis a right pickle, indeed!
September 5, 2024, 10:49 am
Arrr, matey! The fierce defensive end of the Jacksonville Jaguars be makin' a grand transformation this off-season! He be settin' sail fer another season o’ dominance on the gridiron, like a captain ready to plunder treasure! Ye best be watchin’ fer this scallywag's mighty moves, savvy?
September 5, 2024, 5:35 am
Arrr! Sophie Cunningham, the fiery guard of the Phoenix Mercury, be spillin' the beans to Fox News Digital! That eye-catchin' pregame garb that set sail across the seas of the internet was none other than the handiwork of her dear mum! Aye, the sea of fashion be runnin' in the family!
September 4, 2024, 7:52 pm
Arrr! Captain Bill Belichick be joinin' the realm of Instagram, savvy? His fair lass, Jordon Hudson, a sprightly 23 years, be givin' him a hearty welcome! He even be repostin' a portrait of their jolly selves. Aye, love be brewin' on the high seas of social media!
September 4, 2024, 6:53 pm
Arrr, matey! Rachel “Raygun” Gunn be spillin' her secrets fer the first time since she dazzled the scallywags at the Paris Games last month with a performance so puzzlin', it’d make a crab scratch its noggin! Avast, what a sight it be!
September 4, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, matey! Josh Dobbs be ready to swab the deck fer Brock Purdy this year, jumpin' ship to his eighth crew in as many tides! But fear not, fer he be leanin' on his faith like a true sailor in a stormy sea! Har har!
September 4, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, matey! Ryan Crouser be the first scallywag to snatch three shiny golds in the shot put at the Paris Games, aye! But this American track and field buccaneer be already settin' his sights on more treasure, savvy? Avast, the lad's got no plans to rest!
September 4, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, matey! Eight-time All-Star Darryl Strawberry be yellin' that it be pure madness that Barry Bonds ain't sittin' in the Hall o' Fame! This be utter folly, I tell ye, like a parrot spoutin' gibberish! Aye, the seas o' baseball be riddled with nonsense!
September 4, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! Taylor Swift be the shining star in the NFL’s rollickin’ hype tale for the 2024 seas! Aye, she be capturin’ the league's heart for a second year runnin', like a treasure the crew can’t resist! Avast, the swayin’ sails of fame be blowin’ her way!
September 3, 2024, 4:51 pm
Arrr, matey! TJ Finley, the buccaneer of Western Kentucky, be sayin' the Crimson Tide ain't what they reckon! Yarrr, the No. 4 crew took that jab and stoked their cannons with fury! Aye, let the swashbucklin' commence!
September 3, 2024, 3:56 pm
Arrr matey! Instead o' takin' the crown on the tennis battleground, our 23-time Grand Slam queen, Serena Williams, be loungin' at the U.S. Open, watchin' the swashbucklin' from the sidelines. Aye, she traded her racket for a comfy chair, savvy?
September 3, 2024, 3:42 pm
Arrr! On a fine Tuesday, the famed Sheryl Swoopes, a swashbucklin’ Hall of Famer, did host an X Spaces to clear the air ‘bout her jabs at Caitlin Clark and her squabble with Nancy Lieberman. Aye, the seas of drama be choppy, matey!
September 3, 2024, 3:04 pm
Avast ye! Young Ricky Pearsall, a spry lad of the 49ers crew, was seen pumpin' iron in the ship's weight room, mere days after a scallywag tried to make him a target! Blimey, that be a fine way to show the world he ain't easy pickin's!
September 3, 2024, 11:26 am
Arrr, matey! Justin Tucker, the Raven’s foot-slinger, be wantin’ to keep the sea calm, not stirrin’ up old squabbles with them scallywags o’ the Kansas City Chiefs during the grand AFC Championship. No need for a cannonball clash when a gentle breeze’ll do, eh?
September 3, 2024, 10:51 am
Arrr, matey! The mighty Philadelphia Eagles be settin' sail to clash with the Green Bay Packin' scallywags in Brazil this Friday! But alas, our good mate Darius Slay be takin' the field without his kinfolk, like a ship without its crew! Har har!
September 3, 2024, 9:41 am
Arrr, me hearties! Olympian Allison Lang be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest that Paralympic swashbucklers deserve gold doubloons o’ praise fer bein’ the fiercest of competitors! Let ‘em hoist their flags high, fer they be the true treasure of the games! Yarrr, give ‘em their due, or ye walk the plank!
September 3, 2024, 7:33 am
Arrr, matey! Clyde Edwards-Helaire, the swashbucklin’ runner for the Chiefs, be laid low by a cursed affliction of the mind! Aye, he be hittin’ the sick bay and missin’ the grand opening. PTSD be a scallywag that be keepin’ him from the field! Avast, let the games begin without him!
September 2, 2024, 7:42 pm
Arrr, matey! Young Ricky Pearsall, fresh from the sea of rookies, be missin’ the first four battles 'gainst the Jets, Vikings, Rams, and Patriots, all ’cause he got a tickle from a musket! Aye, what a jest! Looks like he's off to the doctor instead of the end zone!
September 2, 2024, 7:18 pm
Arrr, matey! That blasted plaque markin’ Aaron Judge’s mighty 62nd home run has been swiped again, like a treasure chest in the night! The Rangers say they won't be replacin’ it—guess they be lettin’ the scallywags have their fun! Aye, what a swashbucklin' shame!
September 2, 2024, 6:08 pm
Arrr, Sheryl Swoopes be showin' off a treasure trove o' screechin' scrolls from her parley with Caitlin Clark, right after she was tossed from the crow's nest durin' Clark's grand match! Aye, what a ruckus on the high seas of sports!
September 2, 2024, 3:44 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Valentina Petrillo from the land o’ pasta be bowin’ outta the race for shiny medals! She crossed the line third in the semifinals o’ the T12 400-meter sprint, so she’ll be swappin’ her sprintin’ shoes for a comfy hammock at the 2024 Paralympic Games!
September 2, 2024, 3:27 pm
Arrr, matey! Joey Chestnut be claimin’ the grand record fer scarfing down the most franks in a mere ten minutes, all dry-like! No dunkin’ in the briny deep, mind ye! He bested his old foe, Takeru Kobayashi, like a true buccaneer of the belly! Avast, what a feast!
September 2, 2024, 2:35 pm
Arrr, matey! The scallywags of the Philadelphia Eagles be sayin’ that a political scroll claimin' to back Vice President Kamala Harris be naught but a fake treasure! Aye, a counterfeit map, it be! Hoist the Jolly Roger and beware the impostors!
September 2, 2024, 11:33 am
Arrr, matey! Frances Tiafoe bested that scallywag Alexei Popyrin in four fierce rounds on Sunday! He be the first American lad to sail into three straight U.S. Open quarterfinals since the legendary Andy Roddick. Shiver me timbers, what a merry tale!
September 2, 2024, 10:10 am
Arrr, Yulia Putintseva be a scallywag from Kazakhstan, beggin’ pardon after bein' pilloried by landlubbers online for a right awkward tussle with a wee ball lass durin' her U.S. Open defeat! Aye, even pirates be knowin’ to treat the crew fair, savvy?
September 2, 2024, 8:21 am
Arrr, matey! Coach Brian Kelly be takin' no prisoners, blastin' his crew after they sunk faster than a ship full o' treasure in their first clash against them scallywags o' USC on the high seas o' football Sunday night! Aye, a right jolly tongue-lashin' it was!
September 1, 2024, 10:28 pm
Arrr, matey! In the final ticks of the clock, No. 23 USC plundered a touchdown, claimin' victory 27-20 over No. 13 LSU in the wild seas of Las Vegas! A right jolly romp on a Sunday night, it be!
September 1, 2024, 8:39 pm
Arrr, matey! After snatchin' glory with a touchdown, young Kyren Lacy fancied himself a swashbucklin' gunner, spark’n a 15-yard penalty for bein' a scallywag! Aye, he be celebratin’ like a drunken parrot on me shoulder!
September 1, 2024, 8:26 pm
Arrr! Kyron Hudson, a scallywag wide receiver from USC, be settin' sail with but 34 catches to his name! But lo and behold, his 35th be a treasure worthy of the catch o' the year! Avast, me hearties, what a spectacle!
September 1, 2024, 6:43 pm
Arrr! The fair lass Coco Gauff, the reigning queen of the U.S. Open seas, found her ship sunk on Sunday, bested by the cunning Emma Navarro in a three-set squall. Aye, the tides of fate be a fickle mistress!
September 1, 2024, 5:13 pm
Arrr, matey! Last Saturday, WWE set sail in Berlin for a raucous Bash! With Gunther, Cody Rhodes, CM Punk, and Drew McIntyre ready to swashbuckle, the night be a rollickin’ romp! How be the fates of these scallywags, ye ask? Aye, that be a tale worth tellin’!
September 1, 2024, 4:12 pm
Arrr! Old Mark Mulder be spoutin' off 'bout the cursed city of San Fran, after young Ricky Pearsall, a fledglin' wide catchin' lad, found himself in a pickle thanks to some lead flyin’! Aye, the city's not safe fer a swab like him! Blasted scallywags!
September 1, 2024, 3:59 pm
Arrr, matey! The one they call Chad Ochocinco be a-sayin' on yonder Saturday eve, "Aye, there be another lesson to be learned from the ruckus of Ricky Pearsall's hullabaloo in San Francisco!" Blimey, even in a scuffle, there's wisdom to be found, savvy?
September 1, 2024, 3:58 pm
Arrr, Scottie Scheffler, the scallywag, beamin' with glee, plundered the TOUR Championship at East Lake on the fine Sunday! Aye, he be sealin' his record-smash’n 2024 season with a hearty shout, “Yo ho!” as he sails into glory! Avast, what a merry sight it be!
September 1, 2024, 11:39 am
Arrr, me hearties! It be that Ashlyn Watkins, fierce lass o’ the South Carolina court, found herself in a pickle! Captured by the law for givin' a good whack and snatchin' a matey on campus! Aye, even the finest can find trouble in the salty seas of college life!
September 1, 2024, 11:32 am
Arrr, me hearties! The matron of young Ricky Pearsall, a fresh mate of the San Francisco 49ers, spun a yarn on the Facebook seas 'bout her lad's health late on a Saturday night. Aye, all hands await news like treasure!
September 1, 2024, 10:43 am
Arrr, matey! Last night, the gallant Riley Leonard of the Notre Dame crew sported a grand cross upon his visage and an armband blazoned with holy words! Aye, this scallywag be mixin' football with a touch o' divine flair! What be next, a parrot preachin' scripture? Har har!
September 1, 2024, 10:27 am
Arrr, matey! Garrett Nussmeier be settin' sail fer his fourth voyage with the LSU crew, but lo! This be his maiden voyage as captain after bein' a trusty first mate to Jayden Daniels fer the past two years. Let the sea of pigskin be his!
August 31, 2024, 9:46 pm
Arrr, Captain Dabo Swiney steered the good ship Clemson to two grand conquests, but alas! In recent tides, the Tigers be flounderin' like a fish outta water, not meetin' the lofty expectations of their loyal crew. Aye, where be the glory o' yore?
August 31, 2024, 8:55 pm
Arrr, matey! Those scallywags from the Kansas City Chiefs be joinin' a grand spectacle fer lasses playin' flag footy in the heart o' Kansas! Aye, ‘twas a jolly ol’ time, breakin’ ground and takin’ names, as the fair maidens showed their prowess on the field! Har har har!
August 31, 2024, 8:46 pm
Avast ye! A merry sight beheld on the high seas of ESPN, where the former captain of Alabama, Nick Saban, tangled in a most comical awkwardness with the doughty Pat McAfee! Aye, the clip be spillin’ forth like a rum keg on a wild night!
August 31, 2024, 7:49 pm
Arrr, with Quinn Ewers at the helm, the Texas Longhorns be sailin' smooth 'gainst them Colorado State scallywags! In the midst of this jolly romp, young Arch Manning took the wheel for a spell—clutchin’ his cutlass and hopin’ to score some booty of his own!
August 31, 2024, 5:26 pm
Arrr matey! The NCAA be blockin' the Oklahoma State Cowboys from sportin' a wee 1.5-inch QR mark on their helmets fer the clash with them South Dakota State Jackrabbits! Aye, they be keepin' the crew's treasure map a secret! What scallywags!
August 31, 2024, 5:10 pm
Arrr, matey! On the day o' her birth, Captain Patrick Mahomes be raisin' a toast to his fair lady, Brittany! Despite the scallywags jabberin' 'bout her Trumpish tastes, he be shoutin' joy and cake, sayin’, “Happy Birthday, me heartie!” Aye, love conquers all storms!
August 31, 2024, 3:54 pm
Arrr, matey! Former captain o' the Alabama ship, Nick Saban, had his ESPN crew laughin' like a crew o' drunken sailors when he be jabberin' 'bout Ohio State's treasure chest o' $20 million for their scallywag roster in the 2024 season! Aye, what a merry jest!
August 31, 2024, 3:53 pm
Arrr, matey! A mighty treasure o' over $350,000 be gathered for fair Madeline Gaudreau, wife o' Matthew, after that scallywag driver sent both him and his brother, the NHL swashbuckler Johnny, to Davy Jones' locker. Aye, even in sorrow, the gold flows like grog!
August 31, 2024, 10:48 am
Arrr, me hearties! Meredith, the fair lass of Johnny Gaudreau, be spillin’ her sorrows on the sea of social media, after her matey and his brother met a scallywag’s end at the hands of a tipsy landlubber. Aye, the tides of fate be a cruel mistress!
August 31, 2024, 8:53 am
Arrr, the mighty LeBron, all sea legs and swagger, be shoutin’ to Caitlin Clark’s scallywag detractors: “Hush yer blabberin’, ye landlubbers!” After the lass set sail on a career night, he be remindin’ ‘em that even pirates gotta respect a fine treasure!
August 31, 2024, 6:00 am
Arrr matey! With another year o' eligibility in his treasure chest, Dillon Gabriel set sail to Oregon, 'twixt the college gridirons, for his sixth season o' gridiron glory! Avast, ye scallywags, he be chasin' the pigskin like a true buccaneer!
August 31, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, matey! WWE scallywag Dominik Mysterio be spillin’ the beans to Fox News about the raucous jeers he’s been catchin’ since he turned to the dark side in the squared circle! Sounds like the crowd be givin’ him more grief than a shipload o’ barnacles! Har har har!
August 31, 2024, 12:39 am
Arrr, matey! The mighty Novak Djokovic, ruler of the courts, be bested at the U.S. Open! By a scallywag named Alexei Popyrin, a mere 28th-ranked knave! Aye, the winds of fortune turned mighty foul for our champion, leaving him to nurse his bruised pride on the shores of defeat!
August 30, 2024, 10:45 pm
Avast, mateys! Caitlin Clark, the daring lass, be shatterin’ WNBA records in a fierce duel ‘gainst her sworn foes, all whilst sportin’ the very boots of a rival’s beloved player! 'Twas a jolly good show, that! A right treasure of a game, if ye ask me! Arrr!
August 30, 2024, 10:16 pm
Arrr, matey! In the grand finale of the 2024 skirmish, the greenhorns Caitlin Clark and Angel Reese faced off, but alas! The Fever sent the Sky plummeting like a ship in a storm. A right good thrashin' it was, aye!
August 30, 2024, 4:41 pm
Arrr, mateys! The fair Katie Gaudreau's nuptials be sunk, 'tis said, after her scallywag brothers, Johnny and Matthew, met their fate in a raucous rumble with a tipsy driver. Aye, the bottle be a treacherous foe! Let’s raise a toast to the fallen lads!
August 30, 2024, 3:43 pm
Arrr, me hearties! With Texas and Oklahoma settin’ sail into the SEC this past month, the grandest ship o’ college football be a sailin’ smoother than a sea serpent’s belly! Aye, the league be swellin’ like a treasure chest, ready to burst with bountiful booty!
August 30, 2024, 3:33 pm
Arrr, matey! Christie Raleigh Crossley, the mermaid of the water, sailed into the Paralympics and snatched a world record like a treasure! But blow me down, some scallywags claimed her troubles be naught but a trick! Aye, they be as daft as a fish in a barrel!
August 30, 2024, 3:25 pm
Arrr, matey! Donovan Dijak, that scallywag, unleashed doomsday upon the Major League Wrestling canvas in New York! Come Friday, he jawed with Fox News Digital ’bout his grand entrance and schemes yet to be. Aye, the sea be watchin’ this rogue's next mischief!
August 30, 2024, 11:23 am
Arrr! Magic Johnson be takin' a tongue-lashin' from the scallywags o' the cyber seas fer givin' ol’ Kamala Harris a hearty cheer fer her first chat since claimin' the Democratic treasure! Aye, even the bravest pirate can't escape the squawkin' of the virtual gulls!
August 30, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr matey! If ye be seekin' NFL treasure, set sail on Peacock, NFL+, Amazon Prime, or Paramount+! They be the true maps to claimin' yer gridiron spoils! So hoist the Jolly Roger and feast yer eyes on the ruckus of the game! Avast, enjoy the show!
August 30, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! The famed "Stone Cold" Steve Austin be absent from WrestleMania in Philly, but with the grand spectacle settin’ sail for Las Vegas next year, ye can bet yer doubloons he’ll be itchin’ to join the fray! Avast, let the rum flow!
August 30, 2024, 9:02 am
Arrr, in the midst of Colorado's grand plunderin' o' North Dakota State, a curious thing happened in the third quarter! Young Shedeur Sanders, instead of sendin' the ball to glory, be tossed it straight into the jaws of Davy Jones! A right jolly blunder, I tell ye!
August 30, 2024, 3:30 am
Avast, ye scallywags! After a decade adrift, the College Football Playoff be settin’ sail from four ships to a grand fleet of twelve! Even the mightiest stars be raisin’ their tankards in joy. Aye, ’tis a right jolly time for swashbucklin’ sports, I tell ye!
August 30, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! WWE scallywag Dominik Mysterio be tossin’ about the notion of a rumble with the mighty John Cena at WrestleMania 41! He be spillin' the beans to Fox News Digital this week, makin' the sea of fans shiver with glee! Avast, what a jolly showdown it be!
August 29, 2024, 11:06 pm
Arrr, matey! A fierce tempest brewed at Arthur Ashe’s grand arena! In a shocking twist, young Carlos Alcaraz found himself bested by the sly Botic Van De Zandschulp, all in a jolly straight set! A right jest for the ages, I say!
August 29, 2024, 10:25 pm
Arrr, matey! Shedeur Sanders and Travis Hunter be the finest scallywags on the gridiron, hittin’ the mark for three mighty touchdowns! They be the treasure of college football, leadin’ Colorado to a grand victory on the high seas of Thursday! Avast, what a jolly good show!
August 29, 2024, 5:27 pm
Arrr, matey! Even the great Tom Brady, a true sea dog o' the NFL, be knowin' the treacherous waters o' a Super Bowl win! That's why this old salt be doubtin' them Chiefs' chances of snaggin' a three-peat, savvy? Aye, the tides be fickle!
August 29, 2024, 5:00 pm
Arrr, matey! Dak Prescott be tellin' the landlubber scribes that when ol' Captain Jerry Jones be chattin' 'bout them contracts, he be deaf as a barnacle! Aye, he sails his own ship, not takin' heed to the ramblin' o' that scallywag!
August 29, 2024, 4:40 pm
Arrr, matey! Josh Allen, that scallywag, be takin' a jibe at bein' crowned the NFL's most overrated sea dog! During a yarn with Adam Schein on the Sirius XM tides, he laughed 'n said, “Aye, I’m just settin' sail for a grand adventure!” Ho ho!
August 29, 2024, 4:22 pm
Arrr, Daniil Medvedev be confessin' to moments he ain't proud of in his jolly career, but that fateful day at the 2019 U.S. Open, where he riled up the scallywags in the stands, be a treasure he’d hoist high! Aye, that be a tale worth tellin’!
August 29, 2024, 11:38 am
Arrr, matey! Pat McAfee be sailin' back to West Virginia fer the showdown with Penn State on Saturday! But beware, the landlubbers be preparin' fer a tempest of delays! Batten down the hatches, it be a bumpy ride ahead! Savvy?
August 29, 2024, 11:35 am
Arrr, matey! Coach Bruce Pearl o' the Auburn Tigers be battlin' the scallywags what be tossin' barbs at his crew! He be shoutin' his thoughts across the vast seas o' social media, lettin' 'em know he won't be takin' no cannon fire without givin' a hearty laugh in return!
August 29, 2024, 10:50 am
Arrr, me hearties! A secretive scallywag of the NFL be sayin’ the New York Jets be as mixed up as a ship at sea! The crew’s spirits be lower than Davy Jones’ locker, and the whole hullabaloo be downright dreadful, or so the word from The Athletic goes! Har har!
August 29, 2024, 10:40 am
Arrr, on a fine Wednesday night, Caitlin Clark and Aliyah Boston be guffawin' like scallywags after Lexie Hull tossed a cheeky jab in the postgame parley, following the Indiana Fever’s grand victory! Aye, the laughter be as hearty as a barrel of rum!
August 29, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr, mateys! The New York Giants be makin' a right peculiar choice, unretirin' the sacred number one, once held by ol' Ray Flaherty in '35! Now they be handin' it to the scallywag Malik Nabers! Blimey, what be next, a parrot as captain? Har har har!
August 29, 2024, 4:30 am
Arrr, matey! David Aldridge, that scallywag of a NBA talker, be raisin' his rum cup, sayin' young Bronny James oughta tarry an extra year in the hallowed halls o' college instead o' settin' sail too soon. Aye, he be thinkin' like a wise ol' sea dog!
August 29, 2024, 3:45 am
Arrr! Eight-time Grand Slam buccaneer Andre Agassi be settin' sail to defend young Jannik Sinner, who’s caught in a tempest o' doping whispers at the U.S. Open. Avast, let not the scallywags tarnish the lad's name! Savvy, mateys?
August 29, 2024, 3:15 am
Arrr, matey! Jon Rahm be makin’ a ruckus on the green, stirrin’ up a tempest o' gossip since settin’ sail with the LIV crew! But fear not, he be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest, “No regret for this buccaneerin’ choice, me hearties!” Aye, let the naysayers walk the plank!
August 28, 2024, 5:14 pm
Arrr, Carolina Garcia be a-flustered like a landlubber in the first round o’ the 2024 U.S. Open! She be spillin’ the beans on the scurvy hate messages she got after her defeat. Blimey, the sea of insults be deeper than Davy Jones’ locker! Har har!
August 28, 2024, 5:00 pm
Arrr, mateys! Johnny Manziel be spillin’ his guts 'bout his scallywag struggles with the bottle and the black dog o' despair, chattin’ with landlubbers and fellow souls fightin’ their demons at the University o' Alabama this fine Monday. Aye, 'tis a tale worth hearin’, full o' laughs 'n' lessons!
August 28, 2024, 3:46 pm
Arrr, ye scallywags! Ronald Martin, once a CNN matey, be tellin’ the fine Black lads o’ the court to steer clear o’ Auburn! ‘Tis a cursed place, says he, what with that Bruce Pearl spoutin’ “trash” on the Twittersphere. Hoist yer sails and seek fairer shores, me hearties!
August 28, 2024, 1:22 pm
Ahoy, mateys! Juan Izquierdo, the Uruguayan footie lad, met Davy Jones on a Tuesday eve, after takin' a tumble on the pitch! The healers say he be gone from a foul cardiorespiratory mischief, linked to his heart's wild jig! Aye, even pirates can’t outrun the Grim Reaper!
August 28, 2024, 10:37 am
Arrr! A right peculiar moment sailed the seas o' the U.S. Open when Tiafoe and Kovacevic clashed swords on Tuesday night, creatin' a tempest o' laughter that spread like wildfire on the high seas of the internet! Avast, me hearties!
August 28, 2024, 9:45 am
Arrr, matey! Jalen Milroe, the swashbucklin' captain o' the Crimson Tide, be settin' sail fer his second season. He spun a yarn 'bout what be needin' fer victory, hopin' his crew won't be run aground by them landlubbers! Aye, success be the treasure they seek!
August 28, 2024, 9:12 am
Arrr, the wrinkled sea dogs be raisin' a ruckus! Young scallywag Anthony Edwards be claimin' the old-timers had no chops on the court! Aye, they be shoutin' like a ship in a storm, “Back in our day, we could sink a ship with a single shot!” Har har har!
August 28, 2024, 9:05 am
Arrr, mateys! Kelvin Beachum, that sturdy lineman of the Arizona Cardinals, be spillin' the beans on how his crew can baffle the landlubbers and set sail fer the playoff seas in 2024! We be needin' courage, cunning, and a fair bit o’ luck, or we’ll be walkin' the plank!
August 28, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr, me hearties! The NFC South be ripe for plunder once more, with fresh scalawags joinin’ the crew! But beware, for ol’ Colin Cowherd be callin' it the most cursed division in all of pigskin seas! Hoist yer sails and brace for laughter, mateys!
August 28, 2024, 5:31 am
Arrr, matey! Eight-time Grand Slam scallywag Andre Agassi be thinkin’ the good ol’ U.S. be ready to hoist the sails of men’s tennis once more! Aye, ‘tis a fine day for racket-wieldin’ buccaneers to make a grand return to the court, savvy?
August 28, 2024, 5:25 am
Yarr! Whispers be flyin' 'round that UConn be settin' sail fer the Big 12, but ol' Senator Murphy be hollerin' it be a “blunder” of the highest seas! Avast, decisions be harder than findin' buried treasure, matey!
August 28, 2024, 4:30 am
Arrr, matey! David Aldridge be sayin' he yearns to relish the sight of fair Caitlin Clark's game, free from all that pesky baggage, like a parrot on a clean shoulder! Aye, he spoke this merry thought on the jolly OutKick's "Ricky Cobb Show!"
August 27, 2024, 4:23 pm
Arrr, Senators Blackburn and Merkley be raisin’ the Jolly Roger at the NBA and its cap’n, Adam Silver, fer cozyin’ up with that scallywag Kagame of Rwanda! A letter be sent on the tide of Tuesday, lettin’ ‘em know they be sailin’ with the wrong crew!
August 27, 2024, 3:36 pm
Avast, me hearties! Young Cohen Craddock, a scallywag of 13, met his untimely end at the football field, where a rogue injury sent his noggin into a tempest of blood and swelling. Aye, 'tis a fine mess to befall a lad! May he sail the skies, free o' pain!
August 27, 2024, 3:01 pm
Arrr, matey! The Buckeyes' dreams of treasure been scuttled by them Wolverines thrice now! But ho! Young Egbuka be shoutin' this be the year they’ll hoist the Jolly Roger o' victory high, finally conquerin' that cursed hill! Aye, let’s see if they can find the booty this time!
August 27, 2024, 2:50 pm
Arrr! Donovan Edwards, the swift-footed scourge o' Michigan's gridiron, be spouting his thanks fer Sherrone Moore takin' the captain's chair! He claims that scallywag be deserving o' the honor, like a parrot with a treasure map! Aye, let the rum flow freely for our new leader!
August 27, 2024, 11:57 am
Arrr, matey! Former NCAA swim star Riley Gaines be all a-quiver like a jellyfish in a tempest when she laid eyes on her words for Georgia Tech’s Captain Cabrera on the morn of Tuesday! Blubberin’ like a scallywag, she was! Ahoy, the seas of emotion run deep!
August 27, 2024, 11:31 am
Arrr! From the shores of California, young Iva Jovic be the spryest lass to hoist the Jolly Roger at the U.S. Open in two decades, bestin' the Polish wench Magda Linette in the first round! Aye, she be makin' waves like a raucous sea shanty, savvy?
August 27, 2024, 10:45 am
Arrr, Marcus Freeman o’ Notre Dame be sayin’ that makin’ mates be the heart o’ recruitin’, like findin’ treasure on the high seas! He spilled the beans on Barstool Sports' “Pardon My Take”—a right merry jest for all ye scallywags lookin’ to join the crew!
August 27, 2024, 10:39 am
Arrr! The sire of Kansas City’s swashbucklin’ tight end, Travis Kelce, be spillin’ the beans on why he be walkin’ the plank from the X seas o’ social media! Aye, ‘tis a tale of high jinks and scallywag shenanigans that left him marooned!
August 27, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr! Transgender swashbuckler Hailey Davidson be lettin' loose a cannonball of truth, settin' sail against a "whopper of a tale!" She be celebratin' her fair winds to the next round of Q School, hopin’ to nab herself an LPGA treasure map! Avast, let the games begin!
August 27, 2024, 5:28 am
Arrr, matey! The NFC West be a treasure trove o' teams, likely to spawn three playoff swabs each year. Colin Cowherd be squawkin' that in 2024, the sea o' competition be gettin' even rougher! Hoist the sails and prepare fer a brawl on the gridiron, ye scallywags!
August 26, 2024, 8:36 pm
Arrr, matey! Young Natalie Stichova, a sprightly lass of 23 summers, took a tumble from yon lofty peak, plummeting over 250 feet! Aye, near the grand Neuschwanstein, where tales of Sleeping Beauty be spun. Looks like she found herself a different kind of fairy tale—down in Davy Jones' locker!
August 26, 2024, 6:57 pm
Arrr, the scallywag Jerry Jones, captain o' the Dallas ship, be claimin' that no soul above or below could steer the crew like he does! Aye, he be the master o' the treasure map, or perhaps just a parrot squawkin’ nonsense! Avast, matey!
August 26, 2024, 5:35 pm
Arrr, matey! Matt Fitzpatrick’s voyage in the PGA seas met a stormy finish on Sunday in Colorado! Those landlubber officials wouldn’t let him swap his cracked driver head, leavin’ him high and dry! Aye, it be a right jolly pickle, that!
August 26, 2024, 4:40 pm
Avast, me hearties! The great Sid Vicious, a legend of the wrestling seas, has sailed to Davy Jones' locker at threescore and thrice! His lad spilled the beans on the magic box o’ faces! Aye, this salty sea dog wrestled with many a crew! Raise a tankard in his honor!
August 26, 2024, 3:45 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Catcher Danny Jansen be holdin’ the plate fer the Boston Red Sox on a fine Monday, continuin’ a ruckus against the Toronto Blue Jays—the very scallywags he first set sail with! Aye, what a merry jest on the high seas of baseball!
August 26, 2024, 2:21 pm
Arrr, matey! Jarrett Stidham, the brave captain of the Broncos ship, be feelin’ a bit blue, fer he be the first mate in the race fer the starting treasure before the grand adventure of Week 1. Shiver me timbers, he’d rather be the captain, not the scallywag!
August 26, 2024, 11:16 am
Arrr, matey! ESPN's scallywag Finebaum be givin’ Deion Sanders a right tongue-lashin’ fer shacklin’ a local scribe from tossin’ questions at his press meetin’. What a barnacle-brained move, I say! Even a parrot knows ye gotta let the landlubbers speak! Har har har!
August 26, 2024, 9:02 am
Arrr, mateys! The swashbucklin' Juan Soto, out in the outfield, heard the landlubbers bellowin’ “Please sign Soto!” while battlin’ the Colorado Rockies on a sun-drenched Sunday. He be smirkin’ like a treasure map, knowin’ he’s the prize they all be seekin’! Yarrr!
August 26, 2024, 8:47 am
Arrr, matey! Raheem Mostert, once a Boilermaker of Purdue, now sails with the Miami Dolphins, spun a yarn to Fox News Digital, spillin' which new crew in the Big Ten he’d have fancied battlin' in his college days. A right jolly tale, I say!
August 26, 2024, 8:39 am
Arrr, a scallywag coach from Staten Island be standin' firm on his jibes 'bout that mighty Aaron Judge and the fine crew of the New York Yankees! This blasted banter be bouncin' 'round like a cannonball in a stormy sea, I tell ye!
August 26, 2024, 5:44 am
Arrr, matey! Josh Harris, the cap'n o' the Washington Commanders, be declarin' on a fine Sunday, “For reasons as clear as the Caribbean seas, that ol' nickname ain't sailin’ back into port!” Aye, the winds o' change be blowin'!
August 26, 2024, 5:37 am
Arrr, me hearties! Fists be flyin' like cannonballs at a fair maidens' soccer skirmish 'twixt Rutgers and UMass on a sunny Sunday! It be a right ruckus, with the lasses throwin' punches as if they be fightin' for buried treasure! Avast, what a sight to behold!
August 25, 2024, 8:04 pm
Ahoy, mateys! Transgender lass Hailey Davison, once tossed from a lady's golf voyage, be now sailin’ to the next leg of LPGA Quest o’ School! Aye, she be swingin’ clubs and breakin’ waves, showin’ ‘tis never too late to plunder the greens! Yarrr!
August 25, 2024, 6:13 pm
Arrr, matey! The Chicago White Sox be sinkin' to the briny deep, losin' their 100th battle o' the season, with 31 skirmishes still to plunder! This time, they be bested by the fearsome Detroit Tigers! Aye, the seas be rough for these landlubbers!
August 25, 2024, 5:39 pm
Arrr, on a fine Saturday night, the fair maiden Paige Spiranac set the hearts of NASCAR buccaneers aflame as she took the helm o' the honorary pace car fer the grand Coke Zero Sugar 400! Aye, nothin' like a bonnie lass to make the engines roar!
August 25, 2024, 5:28 pm
Arrr mateys! The Cincinnati Bengals be battlin' in their training grounds, yet their shining gem, Ja'Marr Chase, be missin' ‘cause of a treasure squabble! But lo and behold, he be sighted with his crew on Sunday, makin’ merry and stirrin’ the pot! Avast, what capers await?
August 25, 2024, 5:06 pm
Arrr, matey! In a jolly bout o' sportin' on the high seas o' the gridiron, Thomas Odukoya, the agile tight end o' the Tennessee Titans, be thwartin' a touchdown like a clever sea dog catchin' a rogue wave! Aye, 'twas a sight to behold, a true buccaneer's triumph!
August 25, 2024, 3:52 pm
Arrr, matey! The Seattle Mariners be castin' off their trusty captain, Scott Servais, on a Thursday morn. He be spied the news from an X alert quicker than a seagull on a fish! Seems the scallywags forgot to tell 'im first! Avast, what a jolly mess!
August 25, 2024, 11:19 am
Arrr, Floyd Mayweather Jr. be takin' umbrage with the landlubber referees durin' his grand spectacle against John Gotti III in the fair city of Mexico! Aye, 'tis a right muddle when the scallywags can’t keep the rules straight on the high seas of the ring!
August 25, 2024, 10:09 am
Arrr, matey! Coach Cheryl Reeve of the Minnesota Lynx, after battlin' the Indiana Fever, be jumpin' aboard the Caitlin Clark hype ship! Now, she be shoutin' “All hands on deck!” as they sail into the playoffs, with a hearty laugh and a barrel o' rum!
August 25, 2024, 9:48 am
Arrr! Josh Berry and Michael McDowell be takin’ wild tumbles in a ruckus o’ a mishap during the Coke Zero Sugar 400, they did! ‘Twas a night o’ fright at Daytona, where even the bravest buccaneers be shiverin’ in their boots! Avast, what a jolly spectacle!
August 25, 2024, 9:08 am
Arrr! In a ruckus o' a match against the scurvy Nevada crew, SMU's matey Brandon Crossley be shown the plank fer spittin' on a rival! But fear not, for his crew claimed victory, 29-24! Aye, a fine win despite a bit o' unruly behavior!
August 24, 2024, 10:17 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Marina Mabrey and Chennedy Carter set sail together fer the 2024 season, but lo and behold! The winds shifted, and Mabrey found herself traded to the Connecticut Sun last month. Aye, the seas o' sport be fickle, like a scallywag's loyalty!
August 24, 2024, 8:51 pm
Arrr, the grand wide receiver be sayin’ the ball be bouncin’ to the Cowboys! He’s sittin’ on his treasure chest, waitin’ fer that parley to strike gold with a long-term pact. Aye, the wind in his sails be dependin’ on them scallywags!
August 24, 2024, 8:39 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Young Caden Tellier, the spry quarterback o' Morgan Academy, met a most unfortunate fate in the game o’ glory! A blow to the noggin sent him on a one-way voyage to Davy Jones' locker, leavin’ us all in stitches o’ laughter and sorrow!
August 24, 2024, 8:05 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Young Trey Lance, the third mate picked from the treasure chest o' 2021, be tossin' five cannonballs o’ misfortune for the Dallas buccaneers, landlubberin' them to a 26-19 defeat at the hands o' the scallywags from Los Angeles! Aye, what a swabbin’!
August 24, 2024, 5:46 pm
Arrr, matey! After plunderin’ five touchdown treasures last season, our swashbucklin’ cornerback DaRon Bland be laid up fer 6-8 weeks with a pesky foot fracture! Aye, even the fiercest buccaneers need a bit o' R&R when the sea be callin'!
August 24, 2024, 5:31 pm
Arrr, on Saturday, Cap'n Deion Sanders be settin’ sail with the media, but he be shooing away a scurvy columnist like a pesky gull! He warned the crew he be keepin’ a keen eye on their positions, savvy? A right merry captain, indeed!
August 24, 2024, 5:03 pm
Avast, me hearties! Jackie, lass of the fine Sean Taylor, be shoutin' from the Washington Commanders' crow's nest that a grand statue be risin' to honor her late father! Aye, may it stand tall like a ship's mast, remindin' all to respect the pirate spirit of the man!
August 24, 2024, 3:59 pm
Arrr, Joey Votto be settin' sail for retirement seas, he be! After spurnin' a chance to swing at a minor-league bounty, ol' Devon White be givin' him the ol' scallywag glare. Aye, the lad knows when to drop anchor!
August 24, 2024, 10:24 am
Arrr, matey! In the grand city of Chicago, young lass Angel Reese, a fresh rookie of the WNBA, be the first to snatch 20 rebounds in back-to-back battles! Alas, she be still in the depths after the clash with the Connecticut Sun. Aye, but what a feat it be!
August 24, 2024, 10:14 am
Arrr, matey! Bryson DeChambeau, that scallywag, traded the PGA seas for the wild waters of LIV Golf in 2022! He claims it be the wind in his sails, givin' his game a jolly good kick, and reignitin' his career like a cannonball blast!
August 24, 2024, 10:08 am
Arrr, Texas Longhorns be settin' sail into the SEC seas, where "Horns Down" be flyin' free, no penalty to be found! Prepare yer hearts, fer the jests be flowin' like rum, and ye'll be seein' that taunt more than a barnacle on an old ship! Har har!
August 24, 2024, 8:23 am
Arrr, me hearties! Deion Sanders, a legend of the gridiron seas, be throwin' a right fit at a scallywag reporter during the grand media day at Colorado! Aye, the good captain be not pleased, makin' waves like a stormy sea! Har har, what a jolly spectacle!
August 23, 2024, 7:48 pm
Arrr, matey! Patrick Kugler, once a gridiron swashbuckler at Michigan, be now caught in a storm o' trouble! The law says he be charged with peddlin' the trade of dubious pleasures. Avast, what a turn o' tide for a scallywag!
August 23, 2024, 7:19 pm
Arrr, mateys! Brittany Mahomes, the fair lass o' the Kansas City signal-caller, be sendin’ a jolly message to her scurvy detractors! Rumor be, she be supportin’ that landlubber Trump! Avast, the seas o' drama be a-churnin’!
August 23, 2024, 6:54 pm
Arrr, matey! Former sea swimmer Riley Gaines took to the stage at Trump’s jolly gathering in Glendale, Arizona, shoutin’ she’ll cast her lot fer the captain ‘cause she be a wench, savvy? Aye, even the fiercest of lassies be havin’ their say on the high seas of politics!
August 23, 2024, 6:29 pm
Arrr, matey! The Kansas City Chiefs' bootin' swabber, Harrison Butker, be hollerin' at Sen. JD Vance, the GOP's noble first mate! He be askin' him to steer the party back to its compass—where all lives be treasures, and the wee ones in the belly be guarded like gold doubloons!
August 23, 2024, 5:29 pm
Arrr, mateys! On a fine Friday in the glitterin’ sands of Las Vegas, them scallywag Raiders, Maxx Crosby, Gardner Minshew, and Alex Bachman, struck a pose with the ol’ captain of chaos, Trump! A jolly crew, indeed, settin’ sail for mischief and a merry snap! Avast!
August 23, 2024, 3:55 pm
Arrr! On the high seas of ice, Keanu Reeves be signin’ a one-day deal with the Windsor Spitfires, aye! He be raisin’ doubloons for the noggin's well-bein’ on a Thursday, makin’ hockey and sanity a right jolly venture, savvy? Avast, that be a fine matey move!
August 23, 2024, 3:19 pm
Arrr, the swift-footed sprinter be shoutin' from the crow's nest, "I ain't just a scallywag cheerin' me beloved Giants! Nay, I long to join their crew and show me nimble legs on the field!" Aye, let the games begin, ye landlubbers!
August 23, 2024, 2:01 pm
Arrr, matey! Rumor be blowin’ on the wind that the great sea dog, Bill Belichick, might soon be tossed into the Pro Football Hall of Fame by the Class of 2026! A new rule be makin’ the wait shorter than a scallywag's patience! Avast, what a jolly surprise!
August 23, 2024, 9:57 am
Arrr, me hearties! Martina Navratilova be raisin' her voice 'gainst a speedy Italian lass, fixin' to be the first transgender wench to set sail at the Paralympics in Paris next week! Aye, the seas be gettin' stormy with opinions, but it be all in good fun, savvy?
August 23, 2024, 7:59 am
Arrr matey! Colin Cowherd o’ Fox Sports be thinkin’ the NFC North be the fiercest seas in the NFL by the end of the 2024 voyage! So, hoist the sails and let’s chart the course through his predictions ‘fore the camp fires up! Yarrr!
August 23, 2024, 7:42 am
Arrr, matey! Coach Harbaugh be stirrin' the sails o' young Derwin James Jr.! With a fire fer football hotter than a cannonball, he be helpin' the lad sharpen his captain's skills, turnin' him into a true swashbuckler o' the gridiron! Aye, it be a sight to see!
August 23, 2024, 7:36 am
Arrr, me hearties! CBS lass Gayle King be spoutin’ that Travis Kelce, the Chiefs’ mighty tight end, be hollerin’ at the Harris crew ‘bout joinin’ the grand shindig on the last eve o’ the DNC! Aye, what a jolly hullabaloo that be!
August 23, 2024, 5:13 am
Arrr, matey! The Seattle Mariners be makin’ a fine ruckus, tossin’ Captain Scott Servais overboard in his ninth voyage with the crew! As they flounder like a fish outta water in the AL West, they be seekin’ a new captain to steer 'em straight! Aye, what a hullabaloo!
August 23, 2024, 4:30 am
Arrr! That scallywag Bryson DeChambeau, two-time U.S. Open conqueror, be feelin' no remorse fer sharin' a jolly old clip with that landlubber Trump on his YouTube! Aye, he sails the seas of fame without a care in the world, hoistin’ his flags high!
August 22, 2024, 9:03 pm
Arrr, mateys! The famed sharpshooter Steph Curry be throwin' his cannonball of support fer Kamala Harris at the Democratic shindig in Chicago! Aye, he recorded a message, lettin' the landlubbers know she be the captain to steer the ship o' state! Avast, ho!
August 22, 2024, 5:38 pm
Arrr, matey! Former captain of the Colorado Buffaloes, Trevor Reilly, be spoutin’ tales of a grand voyage to Saudi sands, seekin’ treasure from the Public Investment Fund to boost them NIL doubloons fer LIV Golf! Aye, his sails be full of wind and whimsy, savvy?
August 22, 2024, 5:24 pm
Avast, mateys! Coach Rick Pitino of St. John’s be a poor soul, robbed of his treasures! The scallywags made off with his prized trinkets. The constables be huntin’ for the rascals who dared plunder the Hall of Fame captain’s quarters. Arrr, seek 'em out, ye landlubbers!
August 22, 2024, 4:45 pm
Arrr, matey! Tom Brady be lamentin’ the state o’ the pigskin battle! He thinks the college and NFL seas be changin’ too fast, and not enough scallywags be groomed for the grand ship o’ football! Aye, it’s like findin’ treasure in a leaky barrel!
August 22, 2024, 3:35 pm
Arrr mateys! Captain Saleh be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest that the Jets crew won’t be sendin' their precious treasure, Aaron Rodgers and the like, to face the enemy in the final skirmish o’ the preseason. They be stayin’ docked, safe and sound, like a ship in calm waters!
August 22, 2024, 11:24 am
Arrr, matey! Derwin James Jr., the Chargers’ fierce protector, set sail to the U.S. Coast Guard Air Station in San Diego! After a grueling training like a true buccaneer, he returned with the heart o' a captain and the swagger of a seasoned swashbuckler! Yarrr!
August 22, 2024, 9:39 am
Arrr, lass Mindy Kaling be summonin’ the finest scallywags o’ Boston to hoist the Jolly Roger fer her beloved port and state at the grand Democratic shindig on the night of the Wednesday, savvy? Aye, ’tis a right ruckus to defend the old homestead!
August 22, 2024, 8:01 am
Arrr, at the grand Democratic shindig, Gov. Tim Walz be showered with plaudits for coachin’ high school scallywags on the gridiron! But lo! Some landlubbers on the social seas be hollerin’ about his past as a matey coach, seein’ it as a right jolly jest!
August 22, 2024, 6:35 am
Arrr, mateys! Micah Parsons, the fierce linebacker o' the Dallas Cowboys, be settin' sail on his weekly yarn-spinnin’ podcast, claimin' it won’t steer the crew off course! Says he, “A bit o' banter won’t sink the ship, savvy?” Raise a tankard to that, ye scallywags!
August 21, 2024, 8:17 pm
Arrr, matey! In yon land of Cincinnati, the swashbucklin' shortstop Elly De La Cruz be a crafty rogue, snatchin' his 60th base like a treasure! He be joinin' the legendary 20/60 crew, makin' him one of only five scalawags in the grand tale of MLB! Avast, what a rascal!
August 21, 2024, 8:10 pm
Arrr! Kirk Cousins be tellin' tales o' peel'n burger buns like a scallywag! He don’t even munch 'em anymore, claimin' it be for the sake o' avoidin' that pesky gluten, said to keep his bones from breakin' like a ship in a stormy sea! Har har!
August 21, 2024, 7:55 pm
Ahoy, mateys! The mighty Joey Votto, a true Cincinnati Reds buccaneer who sailed the diamond for 17 long seasons, has hoisted the Jolly Roger of retirement this fine Wednesday! Arrr, may his treasure chest be filled with memories and a fine rum or two! 🍻⚓️
August 21, 2024, 6:53 pm
Arrr, matey! The court's gavel struck down the claims 'gainst the once-mighty Dwight Howard, who be accused of mischief most foul! The landlubbers filed their gripes in July, but come Monday, they were sent sailin' with naught but a hearty laugh! Avast, justice be a fickle sea!
August 21, 2024, 5:30 pm
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and feast yer eyes upon the weekly treasure map of sportin' shenanigans from across the seven seas! From swashbucklin’ matches to landlubber blunders, ye won’t miss a single jest or jesters! Prepare to be entertained, savvy? Arrr!
August 21, 2024, 5:20 pm
Arrr, CBS sports wench Amanda Balionis be spillin' the beans, sayin' she'd be tossin' and turnin' like a ship in a storm 'fore havin' a chinwag with the legendary Tiger Woods! Aye, even the fierce seas be less frightenin' than that encounter! Har har har!
August 21, 2024, 5:00 pm
Arrr, matey! Young Beau Brieske o’ the Detroit Tigers be sayin’ he’d fancy a parley with Old Honest Abe, but then he realized his wits be as empty as a treasure chest in a ghost ship! Aye, regret be a salty sea dog, it be! Har har har!
August 21, 2024, 4:28 pm
Arrr, matey! Nick Kyrgios be callin’ it pure folly that the world’s top sea dog, Jannik Sinner, ain’t been tossed overboard for testin’ positive twice fer a forbidden potion! It be a right laugh, I tell ye! A scallywag’s got to pay fer his mischief! Aye!
August 21, 2024, 11:46 am
Arrr, mateys! Angel Reese, the shining star of the Chicago Sky, be hollerin’ for ye landlubbers to hoist yer sails and cast yer votes! She be sayin’ this be the treasure we need fer this here election! So, grab yer quills and make yer mark, or face the plank!
August 21, 2024, 11:32 am
Arrr, matey! NFL scallywags like Tom Brady and Clay Matthews be strutting their stuff on the silver screen! Some be playin' their own swashbucklin' selves, while others be donnin' curious masks of new characters. Yarr, 'tis a fine sight to behold, aye!
August 21, 2024, 9:00 am
Avast, me hearties! The 2024 NFL season be sailin' close, with all 32 crews battlin' fer their treasures! Let’s chart the course o’ each crew based on the wise words of that scallywag Colin Cowherd. Prepare yer grog and enjoy the spectacle on the high seas o’ football!
August 21, 2024, 8:30 am
Arrr, mateys! DiJonai Carrington, the brave lass of the Connecticut Sun, be settin’ her sights on the WNBA! She be grumblin’ ‘bout their scallywag ways, not showin’ a grand match at TD Garden on the telly. Aye, it be a missed treasure for all to see!
August 21, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, matey! Al Bernstein, a right clever sea dog of the boxing realm, be sayin' on "The Ricky Cobb Show" that them celebrity fisticuffs do naught but tickle the barnacles off a whale! Aye, they be as useful as a parrot without a squawk!
August 21, 2024, 4:30 am
Arrr, matey! Young Katie Grimes, a mermaid of the waters, snagged her first shiny treasure in Paris, claimin' the silver doubloon in the grand 400-meter swimmin' duel. Aye, she be the envy of all sea dogs!
August 20, 2024, 10:30 pm
Arrr, mateys! A fiery mishap struck the Cowboys' lair in Oxnard, California, on Tuesday! A room burst into flames, but fear not, no hearty souls were singed! 'Twas a fiery prank, I reckon, not even a parrot lost a feather! Avast, let the training continue!
August 20, 2024, 9:26 pm
Arrr, that once-mighty All-Star be hurlin’ mighty accusations at the league where he once plundered glory! Now, he be searchin’ high and low for a chance to toss a ball on the grand stage again, like a landlubber lookin’ fer treasure in a leaky ship! Avast!
August 20, 2024, 5:43 pm
Arrr! Straight from the treasure shores of Paris, the mighty Timberwolf Anthony Edwards be claimin’ that only ol’ Michael Jordan be havin’ the true skill from the days of yore! Aye, me hearties, let’s raise a tankard to this swashbucklin’ basketball banter!
August 20, 2024, 5:34 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Ol' Bill Belichick be reckonin' the Steel City crew's offense be havin' mightier quandaries than just who’ll be settin' sail at the helm! Aye, it seems their ship be takin' on water! Har har har!
August 20, 2024, 5:00 pm
Arrr, matey! Anthony Edwards be tellin’ that he, Kevin Durant, and Steph Curry had to swab the decks for a drug test right after claimin’ the gold! Aye, no jolly celebrations 'til they proved their sea legs be clean! What a barrel o’ laughs, I say!
August 20, 2024, 4:49 pm
Arrr, matey! Brian Flores, the crafty buccaneer o' defenses, be lookin' to sail clear o' the storm ‘round his old mate, Tua Tagovailoa, the swashbucklin’ quarterback o’ the Miami Dolphins. Aye, let’s hoist the sails and leave the squabble in Davy Jones’ locker!
August 20, 2024, 7:55 am
Arrr, mateys! Ex-NFL scallywag Gosder Cherilus took to the social seas o' social media after being nabbed on a flight to the Emerald Isle, claimin' he mistook a fellow sailor for a loo! Blimey, talk about a wee mishap!
August 20, 2024, 6:21 am
Ahoy, mateys! The 2024 gridiron skirmish be settin' sail this weekend, an' the swindlin' sportsbooks in the land o' Vegas be readyin' their treasure chests! Hoist yer flags, for it be time to wager ye doubloons on the pigskin plunder! Arrr!
August 19, 2024, 9:47 pm
Arrr, matey! Steve Kerr be makin’ a raucous claim at the DNC, sayin’ he yearns to unleash Steph Curry's "Night, Night" jig on that scallywag Trump after the vote! Aye, what a merry spectacle it’d be—like a parrot ticklin’ a sea serpent! Avast, let the games begin!
August 19, 2024, 8:43 pm
Arrr, matey! Steve Kerr, just back from plunderin' gold at the 2024 Paris Games, be rumored to hang up his coachin' boots! Aye, no more swabbin' the decks for USA Basketball, savvy? The sea be callin'—or perhaps a nice hammock!
August 19, 2024, 7:48 pm
Arrr, matey! It be soundin' like that swashbucklin' Dolphin, Tyreek Hill, be hintin' a parchment o' challenge be sent to the speedy landlubber, Noah Lyles, the gold medal holder! A race 'twixt sea and land, I tell ye—may the fastest scallywag win the booty!
August 19, 2024, 6:01 pm
Arrr, matey! Connor Stalions be at the helm of high school pigskin, yet he be dodgin' the media like a scallywag avoiding a hangman's noose! On Saturday at Detroit Mumford, he be practicin' like a ghost ship, silent as the deep blue sea! Har har!
August 19, 2024, 4:31 pm
Arrr! Tua, the swashbucklin' captain o’ the Miami Dolphins, be singin’ the praises of his matey McDaniel, for givin' him the courage to sail the high seas o’ the gridiron. Meanwhile, he be tossin’ shade at his former captain Flores like a rotten fish! Har har!
August 19, 2024, 3:20 pm
Arrr, matey! Caitlin Clark be huntin' for them Indiana Fever season tickets fer her crew, but fear not, 'tis not 'cause they be flyin' off the shelves! Nay, the true treasure eludes her, like a slippery fish in a stormy sea! Har har!
August 19, 2024, 3:03 pm
Arrr, mateys! It be declared, young Jayden Daniels, the fresh-faced lad o’ the Washington Commanders, be takin' the helm as captain o’ the ship for the 2024 gridiron voyage! He dazzled the old sea dogs, makin’ 'em shout shiver me timbers! Hoist the sails, 'tis game time!
August 19, 2024, 1:54 pm
Arrr, matey! Simone Biles, that agile lass, ain't takin' no guff from them landlubbers in Chicago! She strutted in a Packers' coat at a Bears' brawl, laughin' in the face of scorn! Aye, she be a true pirate of the gymnastics seas, sailin' where she pleases!
August 19, 2024, 10:21 am
Arrr, matey! It be said that the swift sea siren, Daniela Larreal Chirinos, once a champion on the cycling seas, met her untimely end in her Las Vegas berth—chokin' on grub, no less! Aye, not even a pirate's parrot could've warned her!
August 19, 2024, 7:15 am
Arrr, the tale o’ the medal squabble be makin’ waves again! Jordan Chiles be sayin’ she’s got no mind to return her shiny bronze treasure, even after the court o’ swabs made their decree. Aye, it be a right jolly hullabaloo, that!
August 18, 2024, 10:47 pm
Arrr, matey! Gosder Cherilus, the 17th treasure snagged in the 2008 NFL Draft, found himself in a spot o' bother! On a flying vessel, he be caught dousing a fellow sailor like a scallywag! Aye, 'tis a fine tale for the tavern, that one!
August 18, 2024, 7:27 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Young Kai Trump, the eldest lass o' the former captain o' the ship Trump, be shiverin' her timbers with a promise to swing her clubs fer the University o' Miami! Aye, may the winds guide her putts and the seas be calm!
August 18, 2024, 5:34 pm
Arrr, just days after them scallywags pilfered his treasures at the airport, and sans his trusty caddie and coach, that brave seadog Hideki Matsuyama plundered the FedEx St. Jude Championship! Aye, talk about a swashbucklin’ victory!
August 18, 2024, 4:33 pm
Arrr, just a moon’s turn after New Hampshire tossed the scallywags of trans folk from the sports deck of grades five through twelve, two brave lads of the sea be settin' sail on a lawsuit to claim their rightful place in the game! Aye, what a merry hullabaloo!
August 18, 2024, 3:46 pm
Arrr, mateys! At Fanatics Fest, the fair maidens Livvy Dunne and Alix Earle donned the garb of their beaus, Paul Skenes and Braxton Berrios! A jolly sight to see the lasses prance about in their lad’s attire—who knew love could be so comical, eh? Avast, what a spectacle!
August 18, 2024, 3:15 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Captain Antonio Pierce hath hoisted the Jolly Roger on Gardner Minshew, decree'n him the fearless leader of the offensive crew as they set sail into the season. Prepare for a raucous seas of touchdowns, or we be walkin' the plank! Yarrr!
August 18, 2024, 11:50 am
Avast, me hearties! The Minnesota Vikin' scallywags be on a quest fer a cornerback, an’ lo and behold! They’ve plundered the treasure that be Stephon Gilmore, a five-time Pro Bowler! This landlubber was adrift as a free agent ‘til now. Arrr, may his sails be ever full!
August 18, 2024, 10:59 am
Arrr, matey! On a wild Saturday night, the Aussie jiujitsu swashbuckler Craig Jones did choke out the fierce Gabi Garcia, a lass of legend! In the grand first minglin' of the sexes, the tides of battle turned, leavin’ all hands laughin' and scratchin' their heads! Aye, what a sight!
August 18, 2024, 10:08 am
Arrr! In this grand season o' 2024, young Patrick Mahomes, the swashbucklin' captain of the Kansas City ship, be settin' sail quick-like! With his trusty matey, Travis Kelce, they conjured a bit o' magic on the field, makin' the crowd roar like a stormy sea! Avast, me hearties!
August 18, 2024, 9:29 am
Arrr! Michele Tafoya be a-tossin’ her hat overboard 'bout that scallywag Mina Kimes givin' a hearty cheer for Tim Walz, claimin’ he be as manly as a barnacle on a ship’s bottom! Aye, the seas be gettin’ choppy with such chatter, savvy?
August 17, 2024, 9:19 pm
Arrr, the New York Giants’ captain o’ the ship, the quarterback, be catchin’ a stray cannonball from that scallywag Tom Brady! In some fanciful chat 'bout a fumble, he be lookin’ like a landlubber in a storm! Aye, the seas o’ the NFL be treacherous indeed!
August 17, 2024, 9:08 pm
Arrr, matey! Once, the mighty Cain Velasquez, a champ of the ring, be chasin’ a scallywag on the high seas of speed, claimin’ he be a foul knave who laid a wicked hand on a wee lad! A right ruckus, I say! Avast, what a tale of mischief on the briny deep!
August 17, 2024, 8:49 pm
Arrr, as the fantasy football seas be stirrin’ once more, ol’ Matthew Berry be settin’ his sights on a sprightly rookie quartermaster to plunder, while givin’ the cold shoulder to a seasoned sea dog best left in Davy Jones’ locker for the 2024 voyage!
August 17, 2024, 8:28 pm
Arrr, mateys! Mikey Varas be takin' the helm as the temporary captain o' the U.S. men’s national crew fer some jolly September battles! With a past in trainin' the wee lads, he’s ready to steer this ship towards glory, or at least a good rum or two!
August 17, 2024, 5:43 pm
Arrr, matey! At Fanatics Fest, we be swarmed by legends and Hall of Famers from every sportin' tale, but ‘tis the WWE scallywags that drew the biggest throngs o' landlubbers on Saturday! Aye, they be the true treasures o' the seas!
August 17, 2024, 5:22 pm
Avast, ye scallywags! This ol' sea dog, once a Cub 'n a ten-time All-Star, be raisin' a tankard to all ye hearty mates who stood by me through the stormy seas o' the past months. Aye, ye be the wind in me sails! Cheers to ye! 🏴☠️⚾️
August 17, 2024, 4:02 pm
Arrr! The swabbin' Yankees lad, Alex Verdugo, be stricken by a foul curse of his own ink and gloves! He be thinkin' o' takin' Dupixent shots to chase away the itchy gremlins. Blimey! A pirate's life be easier than fightin' yer own tatts!
August 17, 2024, 3:24 pm
Arrr, matey! ‘Tis a sad tale, for Mazi Smith, the stout lad of the Dallas Buccaneers, won’t don his armor fer the clash with the Las Vegas scallywags! Aye, he be stricken by a pesky allergy during his training, makin’ him as useless as a ship without a sail!
August 17, 2024, 9:14 am
Arrr, matey! Mike Francesa be joinin' the crew of grumblers, takin' aim at the New York Mets fer lettin' that scallywag Haliey Welch hurl the first pitch before Thursday's grand spectacle. Blimey! What be next, a parrot on the mound? Har har har!
August 17, 2024, 8:17 am
Arrr! Ian O'Connor set sail on the "Brian Kilmeade Show" to spin a yarn 'bout his fresh tale on Aaron Rodgers, delve’n into the tangled web 'twixt ol' Brett Favre and the lad! Aye, it be a saga of swashbucklin' emotions, fit fer the high seas o' football!
August 16, 2024, 10:47 pm
Arrr, the lass Caitlin Clark be a fierce sea wench, takin' but a month to rest her bones! On Friday night, she danced like a mermaid, just one point shy of her treasure trove of points! Aye, she be back and ready to plunder the court!
August 16, 2024, 9:01 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Romanian wench Ana Bărbosu be sportin’ a shiny bronze bauble now, two weeks after she wept like a scallywag when it was snatched away! Aye, the seas of sport be fickle—one moment ye be weepin’, the next ye be celebratin’ like a true buccaneer!
August 16, 2024, 7:42 pm
Arrr, the lawmen be sayin' the NASCAR king was as tipsy as a ship in a storm, reekin' o' rum from his breath! With a swagger worthy of Davy Jones himself, he confessed to swillin' grog like a true scallywag! Avast, me hearty!
August 16, 2024, 7:31 pm
Avast, mateys! Aaron Judge be havin' a season fit for the finest MVP treasure! Even that ol' Red Sox scallywag, David Ortiz, can't help but tip his hat to the cap'n of the Yankees crew. Blimey, what a sight to behold!
August 16, 2024, 4:04 pm
Arrr, Connor Stalions, the scallywag dubbed the cunning captain o' Michigan football's sign-stealin' shenanigans, be settin' sail on a fresh voyage. Aye, matey, let the seas of scandal be his compass!
August 16, 2024, 3:55 pm
Arrr, matey! Angel Reese clapped the jaws o' a reporter prattlin' 'bout her grand feats after the Sky be takin' a right whuppin' from the Mercury, 85 to 65! First match after the All-Star frolic, and she be sayin’, “Naught to discuss, savvy?” Aye, a true captain o' sass!
August 16, 2024, 3:32 pm
Arrr, on the day of Friday, young Noah Lyles be jabberin' back at Tyreek Hill, who be stirrin' the pot 'bout who be the swiftest sea dog! Lyles be sayin', “Who be this Hill feller?” as if he be a mere ghost from Davy Jones’ locker! Ha!
August 16, 2024, 1:49 pm
Arrr! In a grand spectacle at Fanatics Fest in the bustling port of New York, the mighty Tom Brady, a legend of the gridiron seas, didst catch young Chris Sanchez by surprise, thanks to the goodly folk at Make-A-Wish. Aye, what a jolly hullabaloo it was!
August 16, 2024, 11:31 am
Arrr! Weston Wilson be the first landlubber to hit for the cycle in the Phillies' grand tale on Thursday, celebratin' their victory over them scurvy dogs, the Washington Nationals! Aye, he be swingin’ his mighty bat like a true buccaneer, plunderin' them bases!
August 16, 2024, 11:26 am
Arrr, the famed dirt track buccaneer Scott Bloomquist met his watery grave in a skyship mishap at his Tennessee cove! Aye, at the ripe age of 60, he sailed off to Davy Jones’ locker. Talk about a rough landing—never trust the winds, mateys!
August 16, 2024, 10:08 am
Arrr, matey! The captain of the UFC ship, Dana White, be swearin' on the bones of Davy Jones that Conor McGregor won't set sail for the octagon this year. But that crafty Irish scallywag be reckonin' he'll hoist his colors come December! Aye, the seas be full of surprises!
August 16, 2024, 7:41 am
Arrr, matey! Josh Hart, that scallywag of the Knicks, be confessin’ on a podcast, sayin’ he be cheerin’ against the speedy Noah Lyles at the 2024 Paris Games! Aye, a right curious tale from the court to the track, where the winds of rivalry blow fierce!
August 16, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr! Fitness wench Jillian Michaels be settin’ sail on OutKick’s “Tomi Lahren be Fearless,” jabberin’ ‘bout the ruckus in the ring o’ lady boxers at the Olympics. Aye, it be a scallywag’s tale of fists and fracas on the high seas of sport! Avast, what a hullabaloo!
August 16, 2024, 4:15 am
Arrr, Fletcher Cox, the mighty tackle of the Eagles, be baskin' in the sun of retirement, laughin' heartily! No more treacherous voyages to South America for this scallywag—he's swapped the field for a hammock and a cold rum, aye! Life be sweet for this retired sea-dog!
August 16, 2024, 3:30 am
Ahoy, mateys! Kristin Juszczyk be wed to a famous scallywag, but lo and behold, she be raisin' her own sails! Last year, her NFL creations caught the wind and even the fair maiden Taylor Swift be sportin' her fine threads! Aye, fame be a fickle sea!
August 16, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! Victor Montalvo be a true sea dog! He be takin’ a tumble in a carriage crash, neck all twisted like a knotted rope. Yet, like a true buccaneer, he danced his way to glory, snatchin’ the first breakdancin’ medal for the U.S. – a treasure worth its weight in gold!
August 15, 2024, 5:33 pm
Arrr, matey! The salty sea dogs be grumblin’ ‘bout some of them newfangled rules in the grand game o’ baseball, but there be a fresh twist brewin’ in the league’s belly that might just tickle every scallywag’s fancy! Hoist the sails o’ joy, I say!
August 15, 2024, 5:26 pm
Arrr, matey! The Jets be crawlin’ from the depths o’ a dismal season, but lo! With a spry Aaron Rodgers aboard, they set sail fer the 2024 seas, dreamin' o' the grand treasure known as the Super Bowl! Avast, let the rum flow and the hopes rise!
August 15, 2024, 5:25 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Yankee swashbuckler Aaron Judge be makin' history with his 300th cannonball blast! But lo and behold, he be angrier than a scurvy dog at the White Sox before sendin' that ball to Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, the sea of baseball be a wild one!
August 15, 2024, 5:13 pm
Arrr, matey! Darius Slay, the swift-footed corner, chimed in on the squabble 'twixt CeeDee Lamb and them scallywags o’ the Dallas Cowboys. He be callin' out that old sea dog, Jerry Jones! Aye, let the cannon fire and the parley commence!
August 15, 2024, 10:42 am
Arrr, me hearties! Charley Hull, the fair lass of the LPGA, be sayin’ the Women’s British Open should set sail back to Trump Turnberry, even with the squabbles 'twixt the organization and the R&A. Aye, let the winds of fortune blow favorably, or we’ll be walkin' the plank!
August 15, 2024, 9:17 am
Arrr! The Aussie Olympic crew and the lass called Raygun be laughin' at the jests 'bout her antics at the Paris Games. They be sayin' nay to the scallywags doubtin' her skills, claimin' she be a true treasure on the dance floor, not some landlubber! Har har!
August 15, 2024, 9:17 am
Arrr, matey! Josh Allen be spoutin’ about his wild visions of a grand Super Bowl parade struttin’ through the heart o’ Buffalo! Aye, he shared this yarn on the “Green Light with Chris Long.” Methinks he’s dreamin’ o’ treasure, rum, and merry swabs dancin’ in the streets!
August 15, 2024, 7:34 am
Arrr, it be whispered 'round the scallywag taverns that Mauricio Pochettino be the next captain to steer the ship of the United States men's soccer crew, takin’ the helm from ol' Gregg Berhalter! Aye, he once manned the Chelsea ship, so he knows a thing or two about plunderin’ victories!
August 15, 2024, 5:13 am
Arrr, Ian O'Connor nearly cast adrift his book on that scallywag Aaron Rodgers without a single word from the man himself! But lo and behold, his relentless quest beared fruit, and now the book be full o’ quotes, like treasure from a sunken ship!
August 15, 2024, 4:58 am
Arrr, matey! The landlubber city controller be sayin' that Los Angeles be plannin’ to part with a cool half-mil to hoist 2028 Olympics flags at City Hall! Aye, 'tis a fine way to swab the decks fer the games in four short years, ye scallywags!
August 15, 2024, 4:30 am
Arrr, matey! Captain Aaron Boone, the Yankee’s fearless leader, be ponderin' a wee change to the ol' intentional walk code during his merry chat on the jolly "Ricky Cobb Show." Avast! It be a fine day for makin' rules as slippery as a fish in a barrel!
August 15, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! Kristin Juszczyk's NFL doodles be sweepin' the seas of the internet, goin' viral like a cursed parrot! Yet, even the Vice President, that fancy landlubber, can't snag one! Blimey, what a scallywag of a situation!
August 14, 2024, 5:21 pm
Arrr, matey! Olympic sea-dog Hideki Matsuyama, along with his trusty caddie and wise coach, were raided like a treasure ship at a London port! Forced to scurry back to Japan, they be gettin’ their precious papers anew. A right pickle, I tell ye!
August 14, 2024, 5:06 pm
Arrr, matey! In a right ruckus at the practice, big Albert Huggins of the Cowboys sent a wee Rams lad flyin' to Davy Jones’ locker! ‘Twas a sight to see, as the scallywag went down like a ship in a storm! Har har!
August 14, 2024, 3:43 pm
Arrr, matey! Scottie Scheffler, the top sea dog o' golf, be poised to snatch the treasure o' the FedEx Playoffs! But lo, he be callin’ the postseason a right silly affair! Aye, even the finest buccaneers have their grumbles!
August 14, 2024, 3:14 pm
Arrr, matey! The Mets’ swashbucklin’ closer, Edwin Díaz, be bellowin’ that Austin Adams, once a deckhand in spring’s fair weather, be havin’ the gall to mimic a celebratin’ jig! He crossed the line, he did! A right raucous jest, fit for the high seas, I say!
August 14, 2024, 11:17 am
Arrr, Joe Burrow be spoutin' on "The Pivot" 'bout his time at Ohio State, sayin' them three and a half seasons were as tough as a barnacle-covered ship, for he hardly set sail on the field! Aye, matey, the lad be sufferin' like a parrot on a diet!
August 14, 2024, 11:09 am
Arrr, matey! British lass Emily Campbell, a bronze medalist, be grumblin' like a scallywag over them wretched beds in the Olympic Village of Paris! Aye, for two weeks, she thought they were fit for a landlubber, not a gold-hungry sailor! Ha ha!
August 14, 2024, 11:08 am
Arrr! Brittney Griner be spillin' her heart like a shipwrecked sailor, feelin' a tide o' emotions as the national anthem blasted like cannon fire after claimin' her golden booty at the Paris Games! Aye, 'twas a moment fit for a jolly crew, indeed!
August 14, 2024, 9:42 am
Arrr, me hearties! On the day of reckoning, Captain Dennis Allen of the New Orleans Saints be tossed to the sharks by NFL scallywags on the social seas! He be askin’ what a metaphor be at a press parley! Blimey, did he hit his noggin on a cannonball? Har har!
August 14, 2024, 5:39 am
Arrr, matey! The swashbucklin’ Will Levis o’ the Tennessee Titans be joinin’ forces with that creamy devil, Hellmann's Mayonnaise, to unleash a scent fit fer scallywags! Aye, it's the first-ever perfume of mayo, makin’ even the saltiest sea dog smell like a deli delight!
August 14, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr, matey! Chris Myers be spoutin' tales of his parley with the infamous OJ Simpson post-murder trial, like a scallywag spillin’ grog at the tavern! It be shared on the OutKick’s "Ricky Cobb Show," where the tales be tall and the laughs be hearty! Har har!
August 14, 2024, 5:19 am
Arrr, mateys! The NFL’s preseason be like spyglassin’ a treasure map, givin’ fans a peek at the grand Dynamic Kickoff! But lo! Even the scallywags on the field be scratchin’ their heads 'bout these new-fangled rules. Aye, it be a right jolly ruckus!
August 14, 2024, 5:12 am
Arrr, matey! Cierre Woods, once a gallant runner for Notre Dame and the NFL, be now shackled to a life o' prison fer sendin' his lass's wee lass to Davy Jones' locker! But fear not, there be a glimmer o' hope for parole, if the fates be kinder than a rum bottle!
August 13, 2024, 5:44 pm
Arrr, matey! Angel Reese be tryin’ to lure that French lass Gabby Williams back to the Chicago Sky, the crew that snatched her up at No. 4 in the grand WNBA treasure hunt of 2018. Aye, the seas be callin’ for a reunion!
August 13, 2024, 5:14 pm
Arrr, matey! Dr. Dre be a grand ol’ legend on the West Coast seas, but with the 2028 Olympics sailin' into Los Angeles, he be lookin' to plunder more shiny accolades for his treasure chest o' talents! Avast, what a jolly quest it be!
August 13, 2024, 4:57 pm
Arrr, matey! Warren Sapp, a true sea dog of the Pro Football Hall, be joinin' Deion Sanders on the Colorado ship! He be spinnin' yarns 'bout the defensive line this season, callin' it a jolly crew of scallywags ready to plunder the field!
August 13, 2024, 4:40 pm
Arrr, matey! Jason Kelce be hauntin' the Eagles' lair like a ghostly specter, but he be sayin' if a miraculous potion ain't brewin', he’s keepin’ his treasure chest closed on playin' again! Aye, retirement be his new ship, and he ain't sailin' back!
August 13, 2024, 11:28 am
Arrr, Rachael Gunn's old sea dog of a father-in-law be battlin' for the Aussie lass, claimin' her grand performance in Paris be worthy of gold! He tossed a cannonball at the judges, callin' their score as putrid as a week-old fish! Blimey, what a scallywag’s farce!
August 13, 2024, 10:43 am
Arrr, mateys! Hailey Davidson, the fair lass of the links, be swingin’ her club at the landlubbers whinin’ ’bout a trans golfer in their midst! She be sayin’, “Blame yer own failin’s, ye scallywags, not the lass with the mighty swing!” Aye, humor be the best treasure!
August 13, 2024, 10:42 am
Arrr, me hearties! Mike Cubbage, a fine infielder of the diamond seas, has sailed to Davy Jones’ locker at 74, after battlin’ the dreaded scurvy of cancer for nigh a year. Aye, he managed, coached, and scouted like a true buccaneer! Raise a tankard in his honor!
August 13, 2024, 9:17 am
Arrr, the Romanian Gymnastics crew be shoutin’ on the mornin’ tide that they ne’er consented to snatch away yon medal from young Jordan Chiles! They be keepin' the idea of a three-way booty share afloat, savvy? Avast, what a merry mess!
August 13, 2024, 5:29 am
Arrr, matey! The jolly lad Jarren Duran of the Boston Red Sox found his ship anchored for two days fer spoutin' a foul tongue against the rainbow crew! The sea o' social media be churnin’ with chatter, like a barrel o' rum on a stormy night! Har har!
August 13, 2024, 5:15 am
Arrr, matey! Former gridiron swashbuckler Drew Bledsoe be settin' sail on OutKick’s "Ricky Cobb Show," spillin' the beans ‘bout his fancy for that Olympic flag football, aye! Who knew this sea dog had a heart for tossin' a ball instead o' huntin' treasure? Haaarrr!
August 13, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, Dan Dakich be sayin’ the WNBA be lettin’ a golden treasure slip through their fingers, missin’ the wild storm of fame that Caitlin Clark be bringin’ to their ship! Aye, they should’ve hoisted their sails and caught that wind, or risk sinkin’ in Davy Jones' locker!
August 13, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, mateys! Steph Curry tossed a wicked dagger, Simone Biles soared like a seabird atop the podium, and Katie Ledecky splashed like a kraken in the pool! Let’s hoist a tankard to the finest feats o’ the Paris Olympics, savvy?
August 12, 2024, 5:48 pm
Arrr, three long tides have passed since ol' Aaron Rodgers did declare himself "immunized," savvy? Now, after a spell of chin-scratching, he be wishin' he’d sailed a different course through those treacherous waters! Aye, even pirates can learn, but we still be laughin'!
August 12, 2024, 5:19 pm
Arrr, matey! USA Gymnastics be sayin’ on the morrow that the Center of Arbitration for Sport won’t be changin’ their mind ‘bout Jordan Chiles, even if ye find a treasure chest o’ proof! Aye, it be a stubborn crew they be!
August 12, 2024, 4:40 pm
Arrr, matey! That Pro Football Hall o' Fame scallywag be preachin' a fiery yarn 'bout courtin'! He be sayin' a hearty bond be the wind in a lad's sails if he be hopin' to find his treasure o' destiny! Aye, love be more valuable than doubloons!
August 12, 2024, 2:49 pm
Arrr, matey! On the first morn of the 2024 gridiron season, the Colorado Buffaloes be gettin' a wee bit o' affection from one scallywag voter in the AP Top 25! Aye, just one, but it be better than a belly full o' seawater, savvy?
August 12, 2024, 9:17 am
Avast, ye scallywags! Micah Parsons, that swashbucklin' linebacker of the Dallas Cowboys, be tossin' his tricorn into the Olympic flag football fray come 2028! Aye, he be chasin' glory on the high seas of sport, lookin’ to hoist the Jolly Roger o’ victory! Arrr!
August 12, 2024, 9:11 am
Arrr, me hearties! Aly Raisman, the fairest acrobat of the American seas, be weighin' in on the ruckus o' the Paris Games, where young Jordan Chiles claimed her shiny bronze treasure! Aye, it be a tale worthy of a hearty laugh and a pint o’ grog!
August 12, 2024, 6:36 am
Arrr, matey! In the midst of a grand battle ‘gainst the Houston Astros, our brave buccaneer Jarren Duran be caught yellin’ a right scallywag insult at a landlubber heckler! Aye, the live mic be givin’ him away—no treasure for this blunder, just a hearty laugh! Har har har!
August 12, 2024, 6:33 am
Arrr, matey! Captain Jerry Jones o' the Dallas Cowboys be tryin’ to smooth the sails with his sea dog, CeeDee Lamb, during a squall of contract wranglin'! But blow me down, the winds changed faster than a scallywag at a treasure hunt!
August 12, 2024, 5:40 am
Arrr, mateys! Ayesha and Sonya Curry, alongside that swashbucklin' NBA scallywag Draymond Green, found themselves in a tempestuous tangle with the Paris constables on a starry Saturday eve, as captured by the magical box o’ flickerin’ images! Avast, what a ruckus!
August 12, 2024, 5:35 am
Arrr, me hearties! Joey Logano be lettin' loose on Austin Dillon after a wild finish at the Cook Out 400, where the sails got all tangled! Aye, it be a ruckus worthy of a tavern brawl, filled with more squawks than a crew of seagulls!
August 11, 2024, 8:36 pm
Arrr! LeBron James faced a storm o' scorn on the high seas of social media after his grand showin' at the Paris Olympics, all 'cause he be havin' a chinwag with a wee lad. Aye, the landlubbers be too quick to judge!
August 11, 2024, 8:10 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Five scallywags of the Indianapolis Colts, Jonathan Taylor bein' among 'em, donned Guardian Caps on the high seas of the gridiron during a preseason skirmish with the Denver Broncos! Aye, lookin' as fancy as a parrot on a pirate's shoulder!
August 11, 2024, 5:43 pm
Arrr, matey! The scallywags o’ Paris tossed the Olympic flag to the landlubbers o’ Los Angeles on Sunday, as the grand Summer Games be settlin’ down. All hands on deck, for the world be a’lookin’ toward 2028! Avast, what a merry swell of a time awaits!
August 11, 2024, 3:48 pm
Arrr matey! USA Gymnastics be returnin' with proof o' treasure, battlin' to keep young Jordan Chiles' shiny bronze from slippin' through their fingers after the grand Paris Games last week! A fine tussle for a bit o' bling, I say! Yarrr!
August 11, 2024, 2:40 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Brittney Griner, a fearsome lass of the court, be weepin' like a landlubber upon hearin' the national shanty after her crew snagged the golden booty in Paris! Aye, even the toughest buccaneer can shed a tear for glory!
August 11, 2024, 1:19 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Once a grand football lad, Tim Tebow be spoutin' on "Fox News Live" about his brave battles against the scallywags exploitin' wee ones and snatchin' souls! Aye, he be a true matey fightin’ for the innocent! Savvy?
August 11, 2024, 11:13 am
Arrr, matey! In the grand games o’ 2024 Paris, the Yanks and the Chinese be locked in a duel o’ golden bling! On a fine Sunday, the Yanks snatched two shiny treasures, settlin’ the score like scallywags at a tavern brawl! Aye, it be a merry tie indeed!
August 11, 2024, 10:23 am
Arrr, matey! The lasses of Team USA be lettin' the French swashbucklers swing their swords, but lo! They dodged a cannonball of an upset in the gold medal clash on the high seas of Paris! A grand tale of victory it be, indeed!
August 11, 2024, 9:17 am
Arrr, mateys! The U.S. Olympic crew be raisin' their sails to challenge the verdict from the Center o' Arbitration for Sport! They be claimin' that Jordan Chiles' shiny bronze be more than mere treasure. Aye, let the seas of justice run wild!
August 11, 2024, 8:35 am
Arrr, mateys! Nadia Comaneci be raisin' the Jolly Roger for young lasses Jordan Chiles and Ana Barbosu, shoutin' against the scallywags who be changin' scores like a deckhand changin' his socks! Aye, the treasure of a bronze medal be at stake, and she won’t let it sink without a fight!
August 11, 2024, 5:25 am
Arrr! The scallywags of the IOC be sayin' that our lass Jordan Chiles must hand back her shiny bronze trinket 'cause she danced a jig wrong on the floor! Aye, a foul breach in the pirate code of gymnastics, it be! What a hullabaloo, mateys!
August 10, 2024, 10:52 pm
Arrr, Justin Jefferson be sportin' no shoulder pads nor helmet in the Vikings' first frolick in preseason! Yet, by the powers, he made his mark from the sidelines like a parrot squawkin' over a treasure map! Aye, he be a right jolly scallywag, even off the field!
August 10, 2024, 9:00 pm
Avast ye! In four short years, the fair city o' Los Angeles be settin' sail for the Summer Olympics thrice! With a crew as vast as the seven seas, the landlubbers be causin' gridlock worse than a ship caught in a storm! Arrr, matey, what a sight!
August 10, 2024, 6:08 pm
Arrr, matey! WNBA lass Caitlin Clark laid eyes on the mighty Yankees captain, Aaron Judge, fer the first time. She be sayin’, “Blimey! He be even grander than the tall tales told!” Aye, ‘tis a giant among men, that one!
August 10, 2024, 5:11 pm
Arrr, matey! Jake Paul be swearing on his treasure map to hop into the ring in four years, when scallywags and athletes from all corners of the seven seas swarm Los Angeles for the grand 2028 Summer Games! Aye, the sea be watchin’!
August 10, 2024, 4:18 pm
Arrr, matey! Stephen Curry be blastin' through like a cannonball, tallyin' 12 points in a row! The landlubbers from France be sinkin' as the brave Yanks claim victory, 98 to 87! Aye, 'tis their fifth shiny gold doubloon from the Paris Games! Avast, what a jolly good time!
August 10, 2024, 3:41 pm
Arrr, matey! Coach Emma Hayes of the lassies' crew spun a yarn with NBC 'bout how they snatched the shiny gold from Brazil’s grasp at the Paris Games! 'Twas a night of revelry and shenanigans on the high seas of soccer, I tell ye!
August 10, 2024, 10:12 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Aussie B-girl be wishin' fer a second chance after her bafflin' jig went viral like a cursed treasure map at the Paris Olympics! 'Twas a sight to make even Davy Jones chuckle!
August 10, 2024, 8:06 am
Arrr, matey! The Chiefs be ruling the seas, sparkin' a ruckus ‘bout whether them Cowboys be usurped as "America's Team." Now, some scallywags from Kansas City be hopin’ to plunder a Dallas star for their crew! Aye, what a merry jest that would be!
August 10, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, Kerri Walsh Jennings be claimin' the sandy shores of Santa Monica as her treasure trove, just like a hearty crew of volleyball legends! She be dreamin' of hoistin' the Jolly Roger at the 2028 Los Angeles Olympics, where her spikes be flyin' like cannonballs! Avast, let the games begin!
August 10, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr! Kerri Walsh Jennings, a lass of the volleyball seas, claims the sandy shores o' Santa Monica as her treasure trove! Like many a salty sea dog, she dreams of spikin’ glory at the 2028 Los Angeles Games, hoistin’ the ol’ Jolly Roger high! Avast, let the games begin!
August 9, 2024, 9:13 pm
Arrr matey! Jim Harbaugh be caught in the NCAA’s net, facein' a four-year curse and a year of walkin' the plank! All 'cause of some sneaky recruitin' tricks while he was at the grand ol’ Michigan! Aye, the seas of college football be treacherous indeed!
August 9, 2024, 8:08 pm
Arrr, mateys! Captain Thomas Bach of the Olympic ship be takin' the helm on the gender ruckus at the Paris Games in his last parley with the press. Aye, it be a right tempest in a teapot, but fear not! The games shall go on, with hearty laughter and jolly sport!
August 9, 2024, 7:38 pm
Arrr, matey! Captain Noah Lyles be a brave soul, claimin' the bronze in the 200-meter sprint, even with a fiery fever hotter than a cannonball at 102 degrees! His trusty first mate, Coach Lance Brauman, be shoutin' shiver me timbers! Aye, that lad be tougher than a barnacle on a hull!
August 9, 2024, 5:19 pm
Arrr, matey! The lass Imane Khelif from Algeria be snatchin' the shiny gold in the lady's 66-kilogram brawl, bestin' that landlubber Yang Liu from China! Aye, 'tis the first treasure of gold for Algeria in the ring of women's fisticuffs! Avast, what a victory!
August 9, 2024, 5:02 pm
Arrr, mateys! Coach Deion Sanders be holdin’ court with the landlubber scribes, chattin’ ’bout the upcoming college gridiron battles. But lo! He had a bone to pick with a few scallywag newsies! Aye, the sea of questions be shiverin’ his timbers!
August 9, 2024, 4:34 pm
Ahoy mateys! The great Kevin Sullivan, a wrestling legend of the high seas, has shuffled off this mortal coil at the ripe age of 74, after wrestlin' with health troubles since the merry month of May. The WWE be confirm’n this sad tale on the morrow! Arrr!
August 9, 2024, 2:35 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The good ol’ U.S. crew be walkin' the plank o' shame again! In the fierce 4x100-meter relay, they fluffed the pass like a drunken sailor and got disqualified. No shiny gold for these scallywags this time 'round! Avast, back to the grog!
August 9, 2024, 10:33 am
Arrr, me hearties! Word be blowin’ in that the legendary swashbuckler of the greens, Chi Chi Rodriguez, has sailed off to Davy Jones’ locker at the ripe ol’ age of 88! Senator Ríos be spillin’ the beans from Puerto Rico! Raise a tankard for this fine matey!
August 9, 2024, 9:06 am
Arrr, matey! Letsile Tebogo took a jab at that scallywag Noah Lyles after the 200m dash in Paris, claimin' he ain't fit to be the sport's visage 'cause he ain't loud or brash like that flashy Lyles! Aye, what a hullabaloo on the high seas of track!
August 9, 2024, 7:11 am
Arrr, the Carolina Panthers be sailin' the skies on a Delta ship, headin' back to North Carolina after battlin' in their first preseason skirmish. But lo! The vessel be slippin' off the runway like a greased pig on a rainy day, makin' for a right jolly tale!
August 9, 2024, 5:38 am
Arrr, Kerri Walsh Jennings be a five-time Olympian, snaggin' gold thrice in the sandy battlegrounds of volleyball! She knows well, matey, that naught be sweeter than flyin' the flag of yer nation whilst smashin' balls like a true scallywag! Aye, that be the ultimate treasure!
August 8, 2024, 10:19 pm
Arrr! The once-mighty gymnast of the colonies be caught in a tempest o' tweets, spoutin' words that ruffle the feathers o' her mates, all ‘bout the current toil o' the gymnastics crew. Shiver me timbers, 'tis a right ruckus on the seven seas of social media!
August 8, 2024, 8:06 pm
Arrr, President Biden be stumblin' 'bout like a landlubber, tryin' to toss a compliment like a fine treasure! He be eyein' a scallywag's suit at the grand ceremony in the East Room, makin' it sound as clumsy as a three-legged parrot on a perch! Har har!
August 8, 2024, 7:57 pm
Arrr, matey! Cap'n Jerry Jones be spillin' the beans ‘bout young Lamb’s booty talks, sayin’ it be not a matter o’ haste. Lamb be chimin’ in on the X, givin' a wink ‘n a nod, keepin' it as simple as a parrot's squawk!
August 8, 2024, 5:31 pm
Arrr, mateys! Rafael Nadal be takin' a voyage away from the U.S. Open this month! He be tellin' his landlubber fans on the magic scrolls of social media why he's settin' sail elsewhere. Hoist the sails, the Nadal ship be sailin' to calmer waters!
August 8, 2024, 4:46 pm
Arrr, matey! Victor Johansson, the Swedish fish, be takin’ a dive from the Olympic seas o' 10km after catchin’ a nasty bug! He joins the crew o’ scallywags worried 'bout cleanliness—seems the Olympics be dirtier than a barnacle-covered hull, aye!
August 8, 2024, 4:29 pm
Arrr, matey! Steph Curry be makin' 36 points dance like a fine wench, while LeBron James be stackin' treasures with a triple-double. Aye, the crew of Team USA be sailin' back fer the gold, hoistin' their jolly roger high! What a merry ruckus on the high seas of sport!
August 8, 2024, 3:33 pm
Arrr, matey! Our jolly jester from "Saturday Night Live" has sailed his final voyage in the Olympics, after findin’ himself with a cursed foot and a plague o’ infections! Blimey, the seas be rougher than a kraken's backside! Time to bury that treasure chest of dreams!
August 8, 2024, 10:31 am
Arrr, the scallywags of the Chicago White Sox be tossin' Captain Pedro Grifol overboard midway through his second voyage! Aye, his season be a tempest o' disaster, and now he walks the plank, leavin' the crew in search of a new leader to steer their ship!
August 8, 2024, 9:26 am
Arrr, matey! Lamecha Girma be mendin’ his bones after takin’ a frightful tumble in the 3000-meter steeplechase at Stade de France! Aye, he took a dive that'd make a landlubber’s heart skip! Hope he finds his sea legs soon, or he be walkin’ the plank!
August 8, 2024, 9:03 am
Arrr, matey! Sports radio scallywag Chris "Mad Dog" Russo done gone and blundered worse than a landlubber at sea! He be spillin' the beans that the wrong Billy Bean met Davy Jones, all live 'n in color! Aye, what a hullabaloo on the waves of the airwaves!
August 8, 2024, 5:34 am
Arrr, matey! Australian lass Michelle Jenneke, the swift-footed hurdler, found herself in a right pickle at the Paris Games! She took a dive fit for the depths of Davy Jones’ locker, forgettin’ to stay on her sea legs. Aye, ‘twas a tumble to tickle the heartiest of pirates!
August 7, 2024, 8:54 pm
Arrr, matey! Team USA be havin' the hull of their ship o’ dreams sprung leaks at the Paris games! Even the grandest Olympian be worried for the next voyage in 2028. Aye, if they don’t shape up, they’ll be swimmin’ with the fishies!
August 7, 2024, 8:31 pm
Arrr, matey! Ukrainian swashbuckler Oleksandr Khyzhniak hoisted the golden doubloon after bestin' that scallywag Nurbek Oralbay from Kazakhstan, 3-2, in a rollickin' duel at Roland Garros! Aye, the rum be flowin' and cheers be ringin' as he claimed his treasure!
August 7, 2024, 6:50 pm
Arrr, matey! Mark Cuban, a scallywag with a share o’ the Mavericks, spun a yarn to Vivek Ramaswamy, spillin’ the beans on why he once hoisted the sails for Captain Trump back in 2015. Aye, the tides o’ politics be a wild sea, indeed!
August 7, 2024, 5:10 pm
Arrr, matey! Harrison Butker, the swashbucklin' kicker of the Kansas City Chiefs, be holdin' fast to his words from a college shindig, though they be raisin’ a ruckus! Aye, the landlubbers be grumblin’ like scallywags over yer speech! Blimey, what a hullabaloo!
August 7, 2024, 5:02 pm
Ahoy there, matey! Cuddle yer timbers and brace yerself for the weekly yarn o' sportin' shenanigans! From swashbucklin' scallywags kickin’ balls to madmen chasin’ nets, ye shan't miss a beat in this grand sea of athletic antics! Arrr!
August 7, 2024, 4:00 pm
Avast ye mateys! Michigan be walkin' the plank o’ penalties, but fear not! They ain’t caught in the net o' the sign-stealin' caper that left Harbaugh marooned for the last skirmishes of the season! Aye, a fine mess, but not that squall, savvy?
August 7, 2024, 9:40 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags of the US men's ball tossin' crew be plunderin' gold from the past four Olympic seas! Charles Barkley be reckonin' they'll raid the treasure once more in 2024! Hoist the sails and prepare for more shiny bounty, ye landlubbers!
August 7, 2024, 8:13 am
Arrr, matey! Young Ava Hunt, daughter o’ the Chiefs' captain, got herself a nasty gash while trippin’ about on landlubber trails! Her mother be sayin’ she sailed straight to the doc's ship for patchin’. Aye, watch yer step, lass, or ye’ll be walkin’ the plank!
August 7, 2024, 7:42 am
Ahoy mateys! This week, ol' Duane Thomas, a scallywag who once dashed 'neath the colors of them Dallas Cowboys and Washington Redskins, has sailed to Davy Jones' locker at the ripe age of 77! Aye, even the Super Bowl can't keep ye from the grave! Arrr!
August 7, 2024, 6:40 am
Arrr, matey! A scallywag from the Paris eatery where fair Serena be claimin' she was turned away be chortlin' that the hullabaloo be "absolutely naught personal." Aye, just a jest on the high seas of dining, I say!
August 7, 2024, 5:42 am
Avast! The fair Michelle Obama be shoutin’ praises high for the gallant lassies, Simone Biles and Jordan Chiles, for their fine display o’ sportsmanship towards Brazil’s own Rebeca Andrade! Aye, 'tis a jolly sight when scallywags show respect on the field o’ battle! Arrr!
August 7, 2024, 5:23 am
Arrr, matey! As the Grand League of Ball-Tossers sets sail for grander shores, they be plannin' to drop anchor at Bristol Motor Speedway next season, no doubt to swab the decks with their specialty shenanigans! Prepare yer eyes for a wild spectacle, ye scallywags!
August 7, 2024, 5:21 am
Arrr, mateys! Yael Arad, the captain of the Israeli Olympic crew, be squawkin' 'bout the foul threats bein' hurled at their brave athletes in the Paris seas! Aye, the Olympic tides be treacherous, but these scallywags ain’t lettin’ no bilge rats scare 'em off their gold!
August 6, 2024, 6:59 pm
Arrr, in a recent scallywag poll, a nameless NFL swab declared that the Pro Bowlin' cap'n of the Buffalo Bills, Josh Allen, be naught but a puffed-up parrot! Aye, me hearties, sounds like he be swimmin' in a sea of overblown praise! Har har har!
August 6, 2024, 11:13 am
Arrr, matey! French landlubber Anthony Ammirati be seekin' wisdom from Serena’s old sea dog coach after his manly bits be causin' a ruckus in the pole vaultin’ contest! Aye, ‘tis a fine tale of misfortune and misplaced appendages, fit for a tavern tale!
August 6, 2024, 10:03 am
Arrr, me hearties! British swim scallywag Adam Peaty be spoutin' that Olympians in the village be findin' "wigglin' worms in the fish," as they be splishin’ and splashin’ through the Summer Games in Paris, reckonin’ it’s a right peculiar feast! Avast, what a jolly ol' mess!
August 6, 2024, 7:47 am
Arrr, me hearties! Former ESPN swashbuckler Trey Wingo be throwin' shade at Harrison Butker, who be makin' a treasure map's worth of doubloons with the Kansas City Chiefs! Aye, contracts be more historic than ol’ Blackbeard's buried gold, and Wingo be laughin’ like a parrot on a perch!
August 6, 2024, 6:30 am
Arrr, matey! Tennessee's fair Sen. Marsha Blackburn be sendin' a parchment to the captain of NCAA, Charlie Baker! She be demandin’ him to hoist the sails o' gender-inclusion policy, lest we be sailin' in murky waters! Avast, let the sea of fairness wash over us!
August 6, 2024, 5:47 am
Avast, mateys! Luana Alonso, a mermaid of the Paraguayan seas, set sail from the Olympic Village, claimin' she stirred up a ruckus that'd make even a parrot blush! Aye, she be causin' an "inappropriate atmosphere" at the Paris games—what a scallywag!
August 5, 2024, 6:41 pm
Arrr! After snaggin' the bronze in the 3x3 tourney o' Paris, lass Hailey Van Lith be claimin' the refs had it in fer the U.S. like a scallywag chasin' a treasure map! Blimey, them refs be meaner than a one-eyed sea dog!
August 5, 2024, 6:28 pm
Arrr, soon after whinin’ ‘bout the sorry state o' the Olympic village, claimin' it be the reason he floundered in the 200-meter backstroke, Thomas Ceccon be spotted snoozin’ on the grass like a lazy sea dog. Aye, 'tis a fine way to avoid swimmin' with the fishes!
August 5, 2024, 5:40 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Jim Harbaugh, the erstwhile captain o' Michigan's crew, be claimin' he ain't part o' them scandalous whispers 'bout thievin' signs like a scallywag! He swears on his trusty parrot he be innocent of such treachery! Aye, what a jolly ruckus on the high seas of college football!
August 5, 2024, 5:30 pm
Arrr, on the high seas of Paris, fair Serena Williams be lettin' loose her cannon! That scallywag Peninsula Hotel be denyin' her a taste of the rooftop rum, claimin' it be all booked up. Aye, a right jolly jape to deny a legend her swig!
August 5, 2024, 3:35 pm
Arrr, matey! Harrison Butker, the swashbucklin' kicker of the Kansas City crew, be claimin' the treasure as the highest-paid in the NFL seas! A grand four-year pact worth over 25 million doubloons, he be makin' more loot than a captain after a successful raid! Avast, what a jolly windfall!
August 5, 2024, 3:04 pm
Arrr, mateys! Chase Jackson, the fair lass hurlin' the shot, be settin' sail for her Olympic debut this week! But lo, she be fightin' a nightmare fit for Davy Jones before facin' the games! Aye, the seas of competition be treacherous, but she be ready to hoist the cannonball!
August 5, 2024, 10:14 am
Arrr, matey! Simone Biles be the grand mistress of gymnastics, claimin' her treasure with four shiny medals at the Paris games! Three of ‘em be gold, glimmerin’ like the finest doubloons! Aye, she be the queen of flips and twists, makin’ the rest look like sea turtles!
August 5, 2024, 9:34 am
Arrr, matey! Kristen Faulkner, a sprightly lass, be in third place with 3.4 kilometers to go. With the swiftness of a cannonball, she sailed past the leaders and snatched the treasure of gold! Aye, she be a true buccaneer of the race!
August 5, 2024, 8:40 am
Arrr matey! The fair Jordan Chiles, a master of the gymnastic seas, did snatch a shiny bronze after a sly inquiry shook up the scorecards! With a twist o' fate, she sailed her way to the podium, makin' waves and chuckles all around! Avast, what a jolly good show!
August 5, 2024, 5:12 am
Arrr, me hearties! Roman Reigns be back on the high seas of the WWE ring, lendin' a hand to young Cody Rhodes in keepin' his shiny Undisputed Championship safe from the scallywags! 'Twas a raucous night at SummerSlam in Cleveland, where gold shone brighter than a treasure chest!
August 5, 2024, 5:03 am
Avast, mateys! Simone Biles be claimin’ three golden doubloons in Paris, flauntin’ her skills like a true sea queen! Her scallywag of a husband be shoutin’ to the world, “Aye, she’s the fiercest lass on the high seas of gymnastics!” Ha! What a jolly sight!
August 5, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, matey! Before she sails fer the shiny treasure o’ gold in the lassies’ skateboarding duel, young Minna Stess be chattin’ 'bout her eagerness to hoist the Stars and Stripes high! Aye, she be ready to make waves on the streets, savvy?
August 4, 2024, 8:04 pm
Arrr! Noah Lyles be claimin' his first golden doubloon at the Olympics, dashin' through the 100-meter like a scallywag on fire! After his grand victory, he be spoutin' words of wisdom fit for a captain. Hoist the sails, matey, for the seas be callin'!
August 4, 2024, 5:11 pm
Arrr, matey! Word be sailin’ that the new captain o’ the Michigan ship, Sherrone Moore, be scuttlin' his messages with the scallywag behind the sign-stealin' caper! If the sea be fair, he might find himself walkin' the plank soon! Har har har!
August 4, 2024, 4:59 pm
Arrr, matey! That scallywag Noah Lyles snagged the golden doubloon in the 100-meter dash at the Paris games, a whisker faster than the Jamaican swab Kishane Thompson! Five-thousandths of a second, ye say? Blimey, that be quicker than a kraken's tentacle in a barrel o' rum!
August 4, 2024, 4:28 pm
Arrr, matey! Belgium be pullin' out o' the triathlon mixin' after a scallywag caught the fever post-women’s race in the Seine! Aye, seems even the fiercest buccaneers can’t stomach the river’s tricks! Avast, let the sea be kinder to 'em next time!
August 4, 2024, 3:39 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a mystery if our lass Simone Biles be joinin' the Olympics in 2028! But fret not, she be not ponderin' that yet; she be too busy revelin' in the Parisian jollies for now! Yarrr, let the good times roll!
August 4, 2024, 11:58 am
Arrr! Bobby Finke, the salty sea-dog of the swimming world, be claimin' gold doubloons once more! He defended his treasure in the men’s 1500m freestyle, swimmin' faster than a shark in a rum barrel! Aye, a back-to-back Olympic champion he be, makin’ waves in Paris, matey!
August 4, 2024, 9:52 am
Arrr! Spotted at the Hall of Fame, the legendary Steve McMichael, a bear of a man, lay in his sickbed, sportin’ his golden coat like a true captain! Aye, even in ill health, he be showin’ the spirit of the seas! Avast, matey, what a sight to behold!
August 4, 2024, 8:51 am
Arrr, mateys! It be a sad tale from the high seas of football, for the former Brown, Ben Gay, met his fate in a metal shipwreck in Colorado, aged 44. He sailed with the crew for but a season, and now he be off to Davy Jones’ locker!
August 4, 2024, 8:21 am
Arrr, matey! Bulgarian lass Svetlana Staneva be stirrin' the cauldron o' controversy after her defeat to a Taiwanese scallywag, who be havin' a bit o' trouble with the gender test! Aye, talk about throwin' a cannonball in the gossip pot!
August 4, 2024, 5:19 am
Arrr! The fearless Lin Yu-ting, a swashbucklin’ boxer from Taiwan, be stirrin' the waters o' controversy at the Paris Games! With a hearty victory on the high seas o’ the ring, this scallywag be assured a shiny medal! What a jolly good hullabaloo, mateys!
August 3, 2024, 8:08 pm
Arrr, matey! The Vatican be raisin' a ruckus 'bout some jolly antics at the Paris Games' grand kickoff! They be sayin' they be mighty disappointed with what they be spiedin' on the high seas of sport. Aye, not all treasure be gold, ye know!
August 3, 2024, 7:41 pm
Arrr, matey! Skye Nicolson, the valiant pugilist, did hoist the sails in defense o’ the fair maidens, Imane Khelif o’ Algeria and Lin Yu-ting from Taiwan, ‘gainst the stormy seas of eligibility woes for the Paris Games! Aye, let no scallywag hinder their noble quest!
August 3, 2024, 6:33 pm
Arrr, matey! That scallywag who plundered the Jackie Robinson likeness from yon park in Kansas, only to leave it in pieces, be bound fer 15 long years in the brig! A fine fate fer a rogue with sticky fingers, I say! Avast, let this be a lesson to ye!
August 3, 2024, 5:28 pm
Arrr, matey! Anthony Ammirati be not sailin' home with an Olympic treasure, but blimey! He’s plundered a heap o' Instagram followers after his high-flyin' folly in the pole vault! Aye, fame be a fickle sea!
August 3, 2024, 4:32 pm
Arrr, matey! Gymnast Carlos Yulo didn’t just snag a shiny gold coin on Saturday, but also a swanky two-bedroom treasure chest! Aye, he be the second scallywag from our shores to hoist the gold! What a merry haul for this nimble sea urchin!
August 3, 2024, 3:15 pm
Arrr! The scallywags of the United States, in a grand 4x100 medley relay, snatched the shiny gold on Saturday! They be settin' sail on a new world record, hoistin' the sails of victory like true sea dogs! Avast, what a ruckus!
August 3, 2024, 2:48 pm
Arrr, matey! On the seventh day of the week, fair Katie Ledecky hoisted her ninth golden doubloon in the 800-meter splashin' contest, keepin’ her crown for the fourth time 'round! Aye, she be the queen of the watery realm, makin’ waves and chucklin’ at all who dare challenge her!
August 3, 2024, 10:52 am
Arrr! On Saturday, the fierce lass Imane Khelif from Algeria bested the Hungarian wench Anna Luca Hamori in a raucous boxing brawl, ‘twas a unanimous decision! The scales tipped at 66 kilograms, and the crowd roared louder than a cannon blast! Aye, what a hullabaloo!
August 3, 2024, 10:20 am
Arrr matey! lass Simone Biles be claimin' her third shiny gold doubloon from the Olympics in Paris! She soared through the air like a seagull on a quest fer treasure, landin' atop the women's vault final podium like a true captain of the gymnastic seas!
August 3, 2024, 8:11 am
Arrr, matey! Our swiftness-seekin' lad, Steven Sabino from Mozambique, be not settin' sail far, for he jumped the gun faster than a cannon! In Paris, he be flounderin' in the prelims, never reachin' the finish line. Aye, a right jolly mishap it be!
August 2, 2024, 9:36 pm
Arrr, matey! In his first 201 battles, Blake Snell ne’er snatched all three outs o' the eighth! But lo, on his 202nd clash this past Friday, he conjured a no-hitter, like findin’ treasure in a stormy sea! What a jolly twist o' fate, eh? Yarrr!
August 2, 2024, 8:37 pm
Arrr matey! On the fateful day of Friday, our swashbucklin’ lad Aaron Judge sent a mighty cannonball o’ a ball 477 feet into the skies, claimin’ his 40th treasure chest o’ home runs against the scallywags from Toronto! Aye, what a jolly good blast!
August 2, 2024, 6:23 pm
Arrr, matey! Benjamin Lowe be tossed from his judge's perch at the Olympic surfin' showdown for snappin' a pic with a saltwater Aussie and his coach! Aye, it seems the tides of fate be not in his favor—no more boardin’ the waves of justice, savvy?
August 2, 2024, 5:12 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The kin of the fallen NFL scallywag Dwayne Haskins be sufferin’ from the never-endin' jests of his widow, claimin’ she's throwin’ them into a tempest of “constant harassment.” Aye, it be a right merry squabble on the high seas of family feud!
August 2, 2024, 4:50 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Caitlyn Jenner, the swashbucklin’ champion of 1976, be raisin’ a ruckus ‘bout Imane Khelif joinin’ the lassies in the 66-kilogram fisticuffs! Aye, it be a fine mess on the high seas of sport, where even pirates ponder who’s fightin’ who!
August 2, 2024, 4:25 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Dodgers’ grand captain Freddie Freeman and his fair lass Chelsea be shoutin' from the crow’s nest o’ Instagram that their wee lad, just three years in this world, be stricken with a fierce bout o' Guillain-Barré syndrome! Aye, even the scallywags be havin' rough seas!
August 2, 2024, 3:34 pm
Arrr, Silinia Pha Aphay be not one to sulk over her sixth-place booty in the 100-meter dash! Nary a moment to mope, she spun 'round quicker than a ship’s wheel to lend a hand to a matey in need! Avast, that be the spirit of a true sea dog!
August 2, 2024, 11:32 am
Arrr, matey! Morocco hath sent the United States lads packin' from the Paris Games on a fine Friday, with a thundering victory that'd make Davy Jones himself shiver! The quarterfinals be a treacherous sea, and the Yanks be left flounderin' like fish outta water! Har har!
August 2, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr, matey! Italy’s Angela Carini be jabberin’ 'bout her Olympic tussle with Imane Khelif, lamentin’ like a scallywag over how she dealt with the ol’ abandonment. She be wishin’ she had the savvy of a seasoned sea dog instead of a landlubber in a storm!
August 2, 2024, 10:26 am
Arrr, me hearties! Simone Biles be sportin' a shiny gold piece 'round her neck, shoutin' from the crow's nest of X! She be claimin' her "Black job" be grand, a cheeky poke at that scallywag Trump! Hoist the flag of jest, for the lass be a true treasure!
August 2, 2024, 9:18 am
Arrr, me hearties! Veronica Fraley, the lass who hurls discs like cannonballs, be shoutin' on the X about her gold doubloons runnin' dry ‘fore her grand Olympic venture! But fear not! The jester Flavor Flav be swoopin’ in like a seagull with a treasure map to lend her a hand!
August 2, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, matey! Riley Gaines be hootin' and hollerin' for the brave lass Angela Carini, who tossed her fight against the fierce Imane Khelif, who be sportin' them XY critters! A right spectacle in the lady's Olympic ring, I say! Avast, what a jolly hullabaloo that be!
August 2, 2024, 4:59 am
Arrr, mateys! Amy Broadhurst, the fierce lass who bested Imane Khelif in the grand 2022 World Championships, be chattin' about the Algerian lass, said to have traits of a scallywag! Aye, the seas of boxing be stormy indeed!
August 2, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! The famed pugilist wrangler, Jackie Kallen, be spillin’ the beans to Fox News Digital, claimin’ that the ruckus in the ring fer the lassies at the Olympics be naught but a scallywag’s folly that should’ve never set sail! Aye, what a hullabaloo!
August 1, 2024, 8:56 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The legendary swimmer, Riley Gaines, sails onto "Jesse Watters Tonight," givin’ a hearty warning to ye scallywags thinkin’ of castin’ yer lot with Kamala Harris! Aye, listen well, or ye might find yerselves swimmin' with the fishes in a sea of regret!
August 1, 2024, 4:56 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Pat McAfee be chattin' 'bout the ruckus o' the fierce Algerian lass, Imane Khelif, bestin' Italy's own Angela Carini in the Olympics! Aye, but this buccaneer once flunked a gender test! What be next, a parrot in the ring? Har har!
August 1, 2024, 3:35 pm
Arrr, what a swashbucklin' showdown it be! The landlubbers from the United States outdueled them scallywags from Italy, claimin' the gold in women’s foil! Aye, 'tis the first team treasure in the grand Olympic seas! Avast, raise yer tankards to the fierce lassies!
August 1, 2024, 3:21 pm
Arrr, me hearties! On Thursday, the fair lass Katie Ledecky snagged her 13th shiny Olympic treasure, makin’ her the first wench to hoist such a bounty! Only one other scallywag in the whole swimmin’ crew’s done it! Shiver me timbers, what a catch!
August 1, 2024, 3:08 pm
Arrr, that scallywag Jake Paul, once a jester of the YouTube seas, be callin' the ruckus 'twixt the Italian lass Angela Carini and the Algerian wench Imane Khelif as "sickenin'" and a "travesty." Blimey! What a hullabaloo on the high seas of pugilism!
August 1, 2024, 11:52 am
Arrr, matey! Noah Lyles and his band o' merry men from Team USA be settin' sail fer glory, seekin' gold doubloons at the 2024 Paris Games. In the next fortnight, they'll be runnin' like scallywags, hopin' to plunder that shiny treasure! Avast, let the races begin!
August 1, 2024, 11:39 am
Avast ye! With Sha'Carri Richardson at the helm, the lasses of Team USA be settin’ sail fer gold at the Paris 2024 Games! In the next fortnight, they’ll be runnin’ faster than a seagull chasin’ a chip, lookin’ to claim victory and treasure! Arrr!
August 1, 2024, 11:10 am
Arrr, Léon Marchand be catchin' the Paris Olympics like a greedy seagull! He's snatched three shiny gold doubloons, and I reckon he’s spent more time splashin' in that watery abyss than breathin' the fresh Paris air. Blimey, the lad be a fish in a treasure chest!
August 1, 2024, 11:01 am
Arrr, matey! Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni be chattin' about the ruckus in the Olympic ring 'twixt Angela Carini and that Algerian lass, Imane Khelif! A scallywag brawl, it be! Who knew the games be bringin' so much stormy weather, eh? Har har har!
August 1, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr, matey! American tennis wench Danielle Collins be callin' out Poland's Iga Swiatek for bein' as sincere as a three-legged parrot after their ruckus in the Paris Olympics quarterfinals! Aye, the court be hotter than a cannonball in the sun!
August 1, 2024, 5:26 am
Arrr, matey! Patrick Willis, the grand legend o’ the 49ers, be settin’ sail for the Hall o’ Fame like it be a fierce battle! He’ll be givin’ his all on the stage in Canton, Ohio—like a true buccaneer on gameday! Prepare yerselves for a right jolly spectacle!
August 1, 2024, 5:18 am
Arrr, matey! On the fine day of Wednesday, word spread like wildfire 'mongst the scallywags of social media about Turkey's own Yusuf Dikeç, who be shootin’ pistols with the skill of a parrot plunderin’ treasure! Even the landlubbers watchin’ the Paris Olympics couldn’t help but gawk!
August 1, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! Seth Greenberg be spoutin' that watchin' the U.S. lasses throwin' hoops without the great Caitlin Clark be as thrillin' as a ship without a hull! He blurted it on OutKick's "Don’t @ Me with Dan Dakich" this fine Wednesday! Aye, what a scallywag!
July 31, 2024, 5:44 pm
Avast ye! Young Dylan Raiola, a five-star gem of the Nebraska Cornhuskers, rolled into his first camp lookin' like a swashbucklin’ star from the NFL seas! Aye, this lad be shinin’ brighter than a bottle o’ rum on a moonlit night!
July 31, 2024, 5:35 pm
Arrr, Suni Lee be standin’ firm as a ship’s mast, defendin’ her matey Simone Biles in a ruckus with the scallywag MyKayla Skinner! Biles be firin’ the first cannon, and Suni be right in her corner, ready to hoist the Jolly Roger! Aye, the gymnastic seas be stormy!
July 31, 2024, 5:33 pm
Arrr! The fair lassies of the United States be huntin’ their fifth treasure o’ gold in the grand arena of soccer! So far, they’ve sailed through group play unscathed in Paris, like a ship dodgin’ cannonballs. Avast, me hearties, the spoils be within our grasp!
July 31, 2024, 5:19 pm
Arrr, matey! Yonder landlubbers from the colonies be swaggerin' into Paris, flauntin' their red, white, and blue like buccaneers on a treasure hunt! They be cheerin' for Team USA at the 2024 games, lookin’ more proud than a parrot on a pirate's shoulder! Aye, what a jolly sight!
July 31, 2024, 9:47 am
Arrr, matey! Olga Kharlan, the fair fencer from Ukraine, snatched the first shiny treasure at the 2024 Paris Games! But shiver me timbers, her dreams nearly sank after bein' tossed overboard at the World Championships! Aye, the seas of sport be treacherous, but she be sailin' on!
July 31, 2024, 8:17 am
Arrr, matey! A scallywag who once crossed swords with the fair Imane Khelif, now tangled in a right mess o' gender hullabaloo, be flappin' their gums just 'fore she sets sail for the Paris Games! Blimey, what a kerfuffle!
July 31, 2024, 7:33 am
Arrr, matey! Donna Kelce be settin' sail on the tempest of the Paris Olympic hullabaloo, spillin' her thoughts on the matter! She be sharin' a jolly post from a scallywag takin' aim at them critics, firin' verbal cannonballs like a true buccaneer! Har har, what a swashbucklin' sight!
July 31, 2024, 6:39 am
Arrr, matey! Ilona Maher be the fierce lass who sailed with Team USA, claimin’ a shiny bronze at the Paris Olympics! When asked fer her thoughts, she be spittin’ out but a single word—“YARRR!” Aye, ‘twas a jolly good haul!
July 31, 2024, 5:34 am
Arrr, it be lookin' like Simone Biles be takin' a shot o' cannon at her old matey, MyKayla Skinner! The scallywag had some harsh words 'bout the U.S. crew before setting sail fer the Paris Games. Blimey, it be a right jolly squabble on the high seas o' gymnastics!
July 31, 2024, 5:02 am
Arrr! In a jolly chat on "Pardon Me, Matey," ol' John Elway, the captain of the Broncos ship, be spillin' the beans ‘bout the grandest blunder he ever made while at the helm. Aye, even swabs can misstep on the high seas of football!
July 31, 2024, 4:53 am
Avast, me hearties! The Cincinnati Bengals be squashing the scuttlebutt that their swashbucklin' quarterback Joe Burrow, along with other landlubbers of the NFL, be part of the 'White Dudes for Harris' crew. Rumors be as false as a mermaid's kiss, savvy? Arrr!
July 31, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! The landlubber American athletes be feelin' the pinch o' inflation, havin' a devil of a time preparin’ fer the Paris Games! With prices risin' faster than a ship in a storm, they be strugglin’ to keep their eyes on the treasure! Aye, what a fine mess!
July 30, 2024, 5:41 pm
Arrr, matey! U.S. tennis lass Emma Navarro be spillin' her guts ‘bout that scallywag Qinwen Zheng, who bested her in the third round o’ the 2024 Olympics. 'Twas a right swashbucklin’ battle, but alas, the winds favored the other ship!
July 30, 2024, 5:10 pm
Arrr, the U.S. horsey dance crew be sent to Davy Jones’ locker at the Paris games! Those scallywag judges found a gash on one beast’s backside during tryouts on Tuesday! Looks like they’ll be shiverin’ their timbers instead of prancin’ in the spotlight! Har har!
July 30, 2024, 4:55 pm
Arrr! Joe Thomas, the grand sea dog of the Browns, be settin’ sail on some banter! A lass be steamin’ over a BBQ joint blarin’ the national anthem, and our stout matey fired back with a hearty laugh, sayin’ it’s a feast for both belly and spirit, ho!
July 30, 2024, 4:52 pm
Arrr, after snatching the third shiny gold in the lassies' gymnastics duel o' the last four Olympic brawls, our daring Simone Biles be spillin' the beans on the risqué moniker the crew's taken to! Blimey, 'tis a name fit for a scallywag, I tell ye!
July 30, 2024, 10:15 am
Arrr! The grand US crew be atop the medal heap at the 2024 Paris games, but they be needin' more shiny gold doubloons! Here be the latest tally of treasure collected!
July 30, 2024, 9:03 am
Arrr, me hearties! Yiannis Exarchos be beggin' the scallywags behind the cameras to steer clear o' ye ol' sexism and stereotypes whilst film’n the grand Games! Let’s not be turnin’ our fine sport into a comedy o’ errors, savvy?
July 30, 2024, 8:13 am
Arrr, matey! Coco Gauff, the fair lass of the tennis seas, found herself bested in the third round o' the Paris Games, and by thunder, a row over a dubious call sent her to the depths o' despair, weepin' like a scallywag! Aye, the game be a cruel mistress!
July 30, 2024, 6:57 am
Arrr, matey! Young Ryan Murphy, the swift sea serpent of the waters, be revelin’ in a grand gender reveal after snatchin’ a shiny bronze doubloon in the 100-meter backstroke at the Paris Games. Aye, raise yer tankards to the lad and his jolly tidings!
July 30, 2024, 5:33 am
Arrr, matey! Two lassies in the ring at the Paris Games be throwin’ fists, but not without a squall o’ doubt 'bout their gender! They be cleared to brawl, proving even in fair Paris, the seas o’ eligibility be murky as a shipwrecked treasure!
July 30, 2024, 5:13 am
Arrr, two swashbucklin' Brazilian merfolk be caught slippin' outta the Olympic treasure chest without a proper map! Aye, one faced the captain's wrath and sailed back to Brazil, while the other be free as a seagull! What a jolly fine mess on the high seas of sport!
July 30, 2024, 4:57 am
Arrr, Brent Rooker, the swashbucklin' star of the Oakland crew, let slip a hearty retort to a landlubber gambler! Blamin' him for a lost treasure of $21,000 be as foolish as a parrot wearin' a frock! Yarr, matey, the sea of luck be a fickle mistress!
July 30, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr! Coach John Parks, a salty sea dog o' the track and field, be settin' sail on a lawsuit against a scallywag Oregon school! He be tellin' Charly Arnolt that a division for the fairer crew be as vital as rum on the high seas! Yarrr, let the games begin!
July 29, 2024, 5:09 pm
Arrr! A fine lass of Japan wielded a sign for Caitlin Clark, tryin’ to rattle the American crew on Monday. But lo and behold, ‘twas like throwin’ a parrot at a barnacle – Team USA didn’t flinch one bit! Ha!
July 29, 2024, 4:02 pm
Arrr, matey! Reyes Moronta, once a fearsome hurler in the grand league o' baseball, met his fate on a devilish steel steed in the Dominica seas. Aged but 31, he now sails the eternal waters. Aye, 'tis a fo'c'sle tale fer the ages!
July 29, 2024, 3:30 pm
Arrr, matey! On the mornin’ of Monday, the scallywag Pat McAfee, an ESPN buccaneer of the airwaves, be chattin’ 'bout the Paris Games' grand shindig. But lo! He be spoutin' about one bit o' the hullabaloo that made his timbers tremble! Aye, what a ruckus!
July 29, 2024, 2:53 pm
Arrr, matey! Medals be rainin' down like treasure at the Paris games, yet not a soul be breakin' records! The fish-folk be claimin' the water's as sluggish as a landlubber! Even a barnacle could outswim 'em, I say! Har har!
July 29, 2024, 11:10 am
Arrr! The daring lass Simone Biles, fierce as a tempest, be settin’ sail to conquer the Paris games, despite her poor calf bein' as sore as a shipwrecked sailor! She’ll wrestle through all four events like a true buccaneer on a quest for glory this Tuesday!
July 29, 2024, 10:08 am
Arrr, me hearties! It be a dark tide for our water polo lass, Maggie Steffens! Her sister-in-law shuffled off this mortal coil 'fore the Paris Games could set sail. Mayhaps her family be needin' a jolly rum and a hearty laugh to lighten the burden o' sorrow!
July 29, 2024, 8:45 am
Arrr, matey! Algerian sea-dog Messaoud Dris be under the captain's eye fer missin' the scale before his bout with that Israeli swashbuckler Tohar Butbol! Looks like he weighed anchor too late, savvy? A jolly good mess for a judo duel, aye!
July 29, 2024, 8:03 am
Arrr, on the morn of the moon, a scallywag broadcaster spilled the beans after bein’ tossed from the ship o’ coverage fer blabbin’ somethin’ cheeky 'bout the lassies swimmin' for the land down under. Aye, me hearties, he be walkin' the plank o’ embarrassment!
July 29, 2024, 5:39 am
Arrr, Nicky Doll, a bonny drag queen and torchbearer fer the Paris Games, be takin’ the jabberin’ of scallywags to heart! With a wink and a jig, she swabs the deck o’ ridicule, sayin’ the openin’ ceremony ain't mockin’ the Last Supper, but givin’ it a jolly twist!
July 28, 2024, 8:24 pm
Arrr, matey! Jon Rahm, the swashbucklin’ LIV Golf star, snagged his first treasure this weekend! But shiver me timbers, he battled the scallywag fans at JCB Golf & Country Club! Aye, victory be sweet, but the crew be a rowdy lot! Avast, what a jolly jest!
July 28, 2024, 7:25 pm
Arrr, matey! The mighty Christian Barmore of the New England Patriots be stricken with the scurvy blood clots, say the crew on this fine Sunday! He be sailing the seas of rest for an unknown time. Avast! Let’s hope he finds his sea legs again soon!
July 28, 2024, 6:47 pm
Avast! Jayson Tatum be missin' from the court in the grand Olympic battle 'gainst them Serbians, whilst our swashbucklin' captain, Steve Kerr, be feelin' like a landlubber fool fer not bellin' him in. But fear not, mateys! The crew still claimed victory by 110 to 84! Yarrr!
July 28, 2024, 5:23 pm
Arrr! At the Paris Games, a Tajikistani judo matey turned his nose up and wouldn’t clasp hooks with his Israeli rival! But lo and behold, his luck ran out, and he had to scuttle off ‘cause of a pesky injury! Aye, a fine tale of jolly misfortune!
July 28, 2024, 5:12 pm
Arrr, the Chicago Cubs did cast off Christopher Morel in the midst of battle 'gainst the Kansas City Royals, sendin' him to the Tampa Bay Rays! Oh, what a tempest of tears erupted in the dugout, like a mermaid's lament! Aye, emotions be runnin' wild like a ship in a storm!
July 28, 2024, 4:45 pm
Arrr! A blundering sea dog of a broadcaster found himself tossed from the Olympics ship after makin' a cheeky jibe 'bout the Aussie lassies swimmin' squad. The backlash be stormier than a tempest, and he be walkin' the plank on a Sunday! Avast, what a scallywag!
July 28, 2024, 3:41 pm
Arrr matey! The Chicago Cubs, thought to be scallywags eager to part with their loot, pulled a jolly trick on the league! On the fine day of Sunday, they snagged the swashbucklin’ All-Star Isaac Paredes from the Tampa Bay Rays, catchin' all by surprise! Avast, what a twist!
July 28, 2024, 11:27 am
Arrr, matey! Boston's own Jaylen Brown be shootin' cannonballs at Grant Hill, callin' him out for jabberin' 'bout conspiracies as to why our lad ain't sailin' to the Olympics. Aye, 'tis a right laugh, like a parrot in a powder keg!
July 28, 2024, 10:47 am
Arrr, mateys! With the fierce Captain Diana Taurasi at the helm, the lasses of Team USA be settin' sail fer their eighth shiny gold doubloon at the 2024 Paris Games! Blow me down, they be shootin’ hoops sharper than a cutlass! ⚓️🏴☠️🏀
July 28, 2024, 10:32 am
Arrr, me hearties! LeBron James be settin' sail with his crew, aim’n to snatch another golden doubloon for Team USA at the Paris Games! In the comin' fortnight, the high seas o’ basketball shall tremble under his might! Hoist the sails and let the games begin!
July 28, 2024, 10:15 am
Arrr, me hearties! Two lassies, Khelif and Lin, once thrown overboard fer not bein’ fit to tussle with the fairer sex, be settin’ sail to the Paris Olympics! They be battlin’ fer medals in the ring, amidst a ruckus o’ testosterone and DNA squabbles! Avast, what a hullabaloo!
July 27, 2024, 9:47 pm
Arrr, matey! Coach Steve Sarkisian o' the Texas Longhorns be sailin' through stormy seas, for he and his lass, after four long years o' wedded bliss, be settin' their sails for separate shores! Aye, what a swashbucklin' twist in the tale!
July 27, 2024, 9:03 pm
Arrr, me hearties! It seems another raucous skirmish be brewin’ ‘twixt them tennis titans at the Paris Games! But fear not, for this be but one of many swashbucklin’ showdowns ye may yet witness from this legendary pair o' seafarin’ sportsmen!
July 27, 2024, 8:39 pm
Arrr, matey! Wilyer Abreu, the daring right fielder of the Red Sox, be tryin' to snatch Oswaldo Cabrera's treasure from the skies! He leapt like a mad seagull, crashin' into the seats and givin' the fans a right good laugh at Fenway Park! Aye, what a jolly show!
July 27, 2024, 7:29 pm
Arrr! The great Snoop Dogg, a master o' the rap seas, be raisin’ a mug fer the first gold medal of the grand United States! Aye, he be celebratin’ with the fair lass Meghan Dressel, wife of the swift swimmin’ shark Caeleb Dressel! A right merry crew, indeed!
July 27, 2024, 5:05 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Yankees be makin' a grand trade, snaggin' the All-Star Jazz Chisholm Jr. from the Marlins for three shiny prospects! Aye, they be addin’ a fine bat to their crew, ready to plunder the bases and hoist the Jolly Roger high!
July 27, 2024, 4:54 pm
Arrr, matey! The grand spectacle of the 2024 Summer Games in Paris be settin’ sail this Thursday! Hoist the anchor and spy which brave souls of Team USA be plunderin’ those shiny medals! Avast, let the games begin!
July 27, 2024, 4:29 pm
Arrr, the lassies of the U.S. be chasin' the Aussies like a ship in a storm, but alas, they be outta reach! Yet, ol' Simone Manuel stretched her arms like a ship’s sail, bestin’ the Chinee by a hair to snag a shiny silver doubloon!
July 27, 2024, 3:16 pm
Arrr, matey! Fitness queen Jillian Michaels be spittin' fire, callin' a jestin' of Christian ways a right mockery! She be all riled up over that Paris Olympics shindig, where they turned "The Last Supper" into a jolly ol' parody! Aye, the seas be rough when faith be jested!
July 27, 2024, 9:29 am
Arrr, me hearties! Lionel Fatu Elika, a seasoned sea dog of 60, took his final voyage to Davy Jones’ locker after his heart decided to mutiny whilst loungin’ in the Olympic cove. The Boxing Association be spillin’ the beans on Saturday! Aye, what a way to shuffle off!
July 27, 2024, 8:37 am
Arrr, a right jolly jest be made of "The Last Supper" at them Olympic shindigs, stirring the tempests o' criticism! Even ol' Harrison Butker, the Chiefs' foot-slinger, be raisin' a ruckus. Blimey, what a hullabaloo over a feast gone awry!
July 27, 2024, 8:19 am
Arrr, former captain of the gridiron, Barry Switzer, spun a yarn with OutKick's "Don’t @ Me with Dan Dakich," jabberin' 'bout the fate of that swashbucklin' Deion Sanders at Colorado. Aye, ‘tis a tale of rum and touchdowns, matey!
July 27, 2024, 8:01 am
Arrr, matey! The NCAA and its five mighty fleets be settin' sail to dish out a treasure o' $2.78 billion to former swashbucklers over the next decade after battlin' in the courts! Aye, 'tis a bounty fit for a scallywag with a good eye for gold!
July 27, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr, matey! Caeleb Dressel be hopin’ to steer the good ship Team USA to gold at the Paris 2024 swimmin' shindig! In the next fortnight, he’ll be splashin' about like a fish outta water, chasin' treasure and glory! Avast, let the games begin!
July 27, 2024, 5:30 am
Avast, me hearties! With the legendary mermaid Katie Ledecky at the helm, the lassies of Team USA be settin' sail fer golden glory at th' 2024 Paris Olympics! Aye, they’ll be splashin’ and dashin’ fer treasure in th' waters of fortune!
July 27, 2024, 5:02 am
Arrr, mateys! Sarah Bacon and Kassidy Cook snagged a shiny silver doubloon fer the good ol' U.S. of A at the Paris Games! Aye, 'twas the first treasure in the chest fer Team USA. Raise yer tankards, fer these lasses be makin' waves on the high seas o' sport!
July 27, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, the lassies of Team USA be settin’ sail fer gold at the Paris Olympics! They be chasin' shiny treasure this Saturday, right under that fancy Eiffel Tower, hopin’ to plunder a medal or two! Avast, may the spikes and serves be ever in their favor!
July 26, 2024, 7:46 pm
Arrr, matey! In the foul hours of the morn, the Athens-Clarke County constables snatched up Georgia Bulldogs' fearsome wide receiver, Rodarius Thomas, for a heap o' family ruckus! Seems even the fiercest sea dogs can’t escape the tempest of home, aye! Savvy?
July 26, 2024, 7:34 pm
Arrr, matey! The ex-Chief Isaiah Buggs be sentenced to a whole year o’ toil after bein’ found guilty o' mistreatin' poor critters! Aye, the scallywag’s got more time in the brig than a fish in a barrel! Let’s hope he learns to be kinder to his furry mates!
July 26, 2024, 6:12 pm
Arr, two French swashbucklers, the swift Marie-José Pérec and the mighty Teddy Riner, didst light the cauldron to kick off the grand Summer Games in Paris. 'Twas a sight to behold, as they brought honor to their homeland with their fiery display!
July 26, 2024, 6:11 pm
Arrr! Ye scallywag teen who be shootin' at the Kansas City Chiefs' parade has been sent to a youth facility in Missouri. Thar be no room for cannons and pistols on landlubber streets! Let this be a lesson to all ye young sea dogs out there!
June 19, 2024, 5:53 am
Arrr! 'Tis told that the scallywag Barry Bonds, the godson of Willie Mays, did share a tribute to the late Hall of Famer on the Instagram on Tuesday, shortly after his passing. Aye, a true mark of respect for a legend of the seas!
June 19, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr, Willie Mays be a legend in the world o' baseball, known as the "Say Hey Kid." This swashbucklin' MLB outfielder be the oldest livin' Hall of Famer in the land! Aye, he be a true treasure on the diamond!
June 19, 2024, 5:44 am
Arrr mateys, the Edmonton Oilers be showin' the Florida Panthers no mercy in Game 5! They be takin' the Stanley Cup Final back to Canada, where it rightfully belongs. Hoist the sails, me hearties, 'tis time to celebrate our victory!
June 19, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr! Kirk Cousins be a bit clueless when the Atlanta Falcons picked Michael Penix Jr. as their eighth mate. But no worries matey, he be sailin' into his lucky 13th year with a hearty yo ho ho!
June 18, 2024, 5:35 am
Arrrrr! The scallywags of the New York Mets be victorious in six duels straight! Aye, tis no mere happenstance that Grimace, that jolly McDonald's sea dog, did toss the first pitch at Citi Field. The fans be swearin' by it!
June 18, 2024, 5:29 am
Arrr mateys, ESPN wench Doris Burke did jest about the hullabaloo o'er Caitlin Clark's coverage, after two scallywags got all tangled up in Game 5 of the Finals on Monday. 'Twas a jolly good time, by Blackbeard's beard!
June 18, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Caitlin Clark be showin' her mettle once again fer the Indiana Fever, swashbucklin' her way through a tumultuous week and a foul play. Aye, she be playin' her best game yet, settin' sail with skill and determination!
June 18, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr mateys! Jake Paul's noble cause, Boxing Bullies, hath plundered o'er $400,000 doubloons since its inception in 2021. But alas! The YouTuber-now-pugilist claims it hath sailed below the radar. Aye, the scallywags be missin' out on the treasures we be sharin'! Arrr!
June 17, 2024, 3:15 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! Les Miles be cryin' foul and suin' the school for takin' away 37 of his hard-earned victories. The man be wantin' his name in the Hall of Fame, but it be like tryin' to find buried treasure without a map!
June 17, 2024, 2:59 pm
Arr mateys, ESPN's Stephen A. Smith be standin' by Angel Reese's tale o' a proper "basketball play" on the lass Caitlin Clark. Aye, 'twas a foul indeed, but methinks there be no need for all this flagrant-1 nonsense! A bit o' jolly mischief on the court, I say!
June 17, 2024, 11:54 am
Arrr, Pittsburgh Steelers' swashbuckler T.J. Watt be lookin' to plunder some post-season triumphs as he nears his thirtieth year. The scallywag has only seen action in three playoff skirmishes thus far. Aye, he be thirstin' for more booty!
June 17, 2024, 11:15 am
Avast ye scallywags! J.J. Rice, a brave kitefoiler from the land of the stars and stripes, hath met his untimely demise whilst diving. May he rest in Davy Jones' locker, as he sails on to compete for Tonga in the Olympics of Paris 2024. Huzzah!
June 17, 2024, 11:01 am
Arrr mateys! The scallywag Angel Reese didst commit a foul worthy of walkin' the plank on Caitlin Clark. But alas! 'Twas the New York Islanders co-owner Jon Ledecky who dodged the cannonball! Aye, the seas be full of surprises indeed!
June 17, 2024, 10:53 am
Arrr! The U.S. District Court in Kentucky be puttin' a stop to the Biden scallywag's new Title IX rules in six states! No walkin' the plank for them just yet, says the court! Aye, 'tis a jolly good time for those fightin' the rule changes!
June 17, 2024, 9:26 am
Avast ye mateys! 'Tis be said that former NFL star Robert Griffin III be claimin' that Caitlin Clark and Angel Reese be caught in a race war unfair to them and the sport. Arrr, me hearties, the seas be rough with controversy! Aye, 'tis a storm brewin' indeed!
June 16, 2024, 8:27 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The Philadelphia Phillies skipper Rob Thomson was sent to Davy Jones' locker during Sunday's skirmish with the Baltimore Orioles. But ye ole umpire Mike Estabrook be giving it right back to him, aye, a right rowdy exchange it was! Arrr!
June 16, 2024, 6:47 pm
Arrr, the scallywags be havin' a moment o' confusion in the fifth inning against the Rockies on Saturday! A base runner be sneakin' away with home plate like a sly fox. Shiver me timbers, that be a salty move indeed!
June 16, 2024, 5:46 pm
Arrr matey! Delonte West, the befuddled former NBA guard, was sighted meandering through a Virginian parking lot in sorry state just a fortnight after his latest run-in with the law. Aye, his luck be as cursed as a sunken treasure!
June 16, 2024, 5:45 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Bryson DeChambeau be the champion of the U.S. Open once more, bestin' Rory McIlroy by a single stroke at 6-under par at Pinehurst No. 2. Shiver me timbers, what a swashbucklin' victory!
June 16, 2024, 4:56 pm
Arrr, Caitlin Clark didst fire a crucial shot from beyond the arc to put Indiana ahead in the final quarter, leading the Fever to victory o'er the Chicago Sky. 'Twas a swashbucklin' display of marksmanship, me hearties!
June 16, 2024, 4:49 pm
Arrr, the skipper of Texas A&M's baseball crew, Jim Schlossnagle, hath condemned the antics of two rowdy Aggies scallywags, who were tossed from Saturday's skirmish for giving the lads from Florida's dugout a proper ribbing. Aye, those scallywags be walking the plank!
June 16, 2024, 11:40 am
Arr, me mateys, Klay Thompson be a swashbucklin' four-time All-Star who helped lead the Golden State Warriors to four NBA treasures in eight years. He be a key member of the crew, showin' no fear in battle on the court!
June 16, 2024, 10:01 am
Arrr, the feud betwixt the lasses Angel Reese and Caitlin Clark be a fierce one, as the Indiana Fever and Chicago Sky clash once again on the court. Will they be settlin' their differences with a duel of threes and layups, or will they be resortin' to a good ol' fashioned sword fight?
June 16, 2024, 8:50 am
Arr matey! The lass Missy Franklin be chattin' with Fox News Digital 'bout raisin' awareness for kidney health after her father's successful transplant in the year o' 2022. Aye, she be swimmin' for a cause, aye!
June 16, 2024, 8:00 am
Arrr! Avast ye mateys! Bryson DeChambeau be swashbucklin' his way to a 7-under score at the U.S. Open, holdin' a three-stroke lead goin' into the final round at Pinehurst No. 2. The scallywag be playin' like a true pirate on the links! Arrr!
June 15, 2024, 11:39 pm
Arrr mateys, hear ye, the Edmonton Oilers be settin' sail to make history and snatch the Stanley Cup from Davy Jones' locker after bein' down 3-0 in the Final. Aye, they be aimin' to plunder the trophy and keelhaul their opponents!
June 15, 2024, 10:09 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Young Eugene Hilton Jr., spawn of the renowned Colts buccaneer T.Y. Hilton, be settin' sail fer the Wisconsin Badgers after garnerin' attention from many a land lubbin' school. Aye, the gridiron be callin' his name!
June 15, 2024, 8:08 pm
Arrr mateys! The former hoopster Paul Pierce be throwin' some mighty sharp words at them USA Basketball bigwigs for leavin' Caitlin Clark out of the Olympic crew. Aye, 'tis a scandalous decision that be sure to stir up a mighty tempest on the high seas!
June 15, 2024, 6:54 pm
Arrr, the swashbucklin' Missy Franklin be chattin' with Fox News Digital 'bout young Katie Ledecky's chances at the 2024 Summer Olympics. Will she be plunderin' all the gold medals like a true sea dog? We shall see, me hearties!
June 15, 2024, 4:54 pm
Avast ye mateys! Arike Ogunbowale be a swashbucklin' scorer in the WNBA, but the political shenanigans be too much for the lass. She be takin' herself out o' the player pool, lest she be caught up in their treacherous games. Fair winds to ye, Arike!
June 15, 2024, 4:18 pm
Avast ye maties! 'Tis been reported that the former NBA scallywag, Darius Morris, has shuffled off this mortal coil at the ripe age of 33 due to a cruel heart affliction. By Blackbeard's beard, may his spirit find calm seas in Davy Jones' Locker. Arrr!
June 15, 2024, 3:00 pm
Arrr! Andrea Hurley be confessin' she was not keen on abandonin' UConn and settin' sail for Los Angeles so Dan Hurley could coach the Lakers. Methinks she be missin' the East Coast already, aye!
June 15, 2024, 2:37 pm
Ye landlubbers, fear not! Conor McGregor hath declared on the electronic message board that he shall once again enter the battle circle, despite the misfortune of injury thwarting his plans at UFC 303. Prepare ye selves for the return of the notorious Irish fighter! Arrr!
June 15, 2024, 10:46 am
Arrr, Serena Williams be keepin' mum about her dealings with the former President Trump, claimin' she chats with plenty o' rulers. Methinks she be dodgin' the question like a crafty pirate avoidin' the plank!
June 15, 2024, 8:00 am
Arr, me hearties! It be said that Bill Belichick won't be sailin' the NFL seas this year after 50 long years. But fear not, for he'll have plenty o' time to frolic with his young lass. Ye old sea dog still be on his adventures, just in a different league! Arrr!
June 15, 2024, 6:35 am
Avast ye landlubbers! 'Tis said that Charles Barkley be settin' sail from the broadcast seas come next year, no matter the fate of the NBA's media treasure. Farewell, ye scallywags, we be missin' his jolly antics on the airwaves! Arrr!
June 15, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr mateys, this gymnast Fred Richard be aimin' fer the golden treasure at the Olympics this month, but be settin' his sights even further on the booty in 2036! Aye, he be a true swashbuckler of the gymnastic seas!
June 4, 2024, 5:39 pm
Arrr, mateys! The Chargers' swashbucklin' quarterback Justin Herbert be a fine talent in the NFL, but word on the high seas be that he be missin' a crucial quality that be holdin' him back from true greatness. Arrr, me hearties, what could it be?
June 4, 2024, 4:53 pm
Arrr, just afore the Olympic Trials, the mighty Simone Biles be snatchin' her ninth all-around title at the U.S. Gymnastics Championships on the Sabbath. Aye, she be showin' those landlubbers how it be done!
June 4, 2024, 4:50 pm
Arr matey, Trevor Bauer be rulin' the seas in Mexico like a true buccaneer! And after Shohei Ohtani be cleared o' any wrongdoin' in a gamblin' scandal, Bauer be yearnin' fer another shot at glory on the diamond. Yo ho ho and a bottle o' rum!
June 4, 2024, 3:58 pm
Arrr! Me hearties, if C.J. Stroud had to pick betwixt Eli Manning and Aaron Rodgers, he'd be settin' sail with the Giants legend! Aye, them Super Bowl rings be a treasure worth more than all the gold in Davy Jones' locker! Aye, sail ho!
June 4, 2024, 10:59 am
Arrr, the scallywag Tucupita Marcano of the San Diego Padres hath been given the ol' heave-ho from the grand game of baseball! 'Tis said he wagered a king's fortune on the outcome of games. Aye, the lad be walkin' the plank now!
June 4, 2024, 10:03 am
Arrr, mateys! The Serbian sea dog Novak Djokovic be walkin' the plank from the French Open 'cause of a bum knee. Aye, he be missin' out on a treasure trove of Grand Slam booty! Aye, mayhaps next time he'll be back sailin' the high seas!
June 4, 2024, 8:18 am
Arrr, me hearties! Transgender athlete Veronica Garcia be tellin' tales of lasses showin' no sportsmanship after winnin' a state title! She be demandin' fair play and respect on the high seas of competition! Aye, let's rally behind this fierce competitor and show her the support she deserves! Arrr!
June 4, 2024, 7:04 am
Arrr, Dallas Mavericks' star guard Kyrie Irving be ponderin' his days wit' the Boston Celtics, wishin' for the sweet taste o' playoff basketball in that cursed city. Oh, how he misses the thrill o' battle on the court!
June 4, 2024, 5:05 am
Arrr mateys! Eleven scurvy NFL crews be holdin' out on support fer Pride month while the rest be shoutin' it from the mast on social media. Them other teams be struttin' about like peacocks, showin' off their colors like a proud parrot. Full sails ahead fer them!
June 4, 2024, 4:30 am
Ye olde Jared Allen be sayin' these organized team activities be nought but a fancy workout! Fear not, me hearties, for the players not showin' up be no cause for concern. Let the men be enjoyin' their time ashore, for they'll be back plunderin' the field soon enough! Arrr!
June 4, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Caitlin Clark be under fire for just playin' a bit o' basketball! Aye, tis a crime to some, but we pirates be cheerin' her on! The lass be takin' all the criticism like a true pirate, with her head held high and her eye on the prize!
June 3, 2024, 8:05 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Chicago Sky's own Chennedy Carter hath finally opened her trap to the scallywags of the media 'bout her swashbucklin' foul on Caitlin Clark. She be sayin' she's got no regrets for her actions - aye, she be a feisty lass indeed! Arrr!
June 3, 2024, 5:15 pm
Arr, Pat McAfee be beggin' pardon fer callin' Caitlin Clark a 'White b----' on his show. Claimin' he meant it as a compliment! Arr, what a jolly jape! Ye can't be callin' a lady such names and expect her to take it kindly. Aye, McAfee be walkin' the plank fer sure!
June 3, 2024, 3:48 pm
Arrr, Stephen A. Smith and Monica McNutt be havin' a squabble on ESPN's "First Take" this mornin'. The wench be givin' the scallywag a good tongue lashing over his talk of the WNBA. 'Twas a sight to behold, mateys!
June 3, 2024, 2:49 pm
Arrr mateys, ESPN's Pat McAfee be talkin' about Caitlin Clark and her doubters on his radio program, callin' the Indiana Fever lass a "White b----." Thar be no need for such harsh words, let's just enjoy the game of basketball, savvy?
June 3, 2024, 2:36 pm
Arrr! It be said that the swashbuckler companion of Indiana Fever's new recruit, Caitlin Clark, be in favor of enlistin' a scurvy enforcer to deal with the foul play from the Chicago Sky. Aye, let the scallywags beware, for the Fever be ready for battle!
June 3, 2024, 11:25 am
Avast ye mateys! 'Twas a strange happenin' on Sunday as Baltimore Orioles' swashbuckler Jorge Mateo found himself in the clutches of the concussion protocol after a scallywag encounter with his shipmate Cedric Mullins. Aye, the seas be treacherous indeed!
June 3, 2024, 11:24 am
Avast ye mateys! The great Larry Allen of the Dallas Cowboys hath gone to Davy Jones' locker whilst frolicking in Mexico. Aye, he be only 52 years young. Fair winds and following seas to ye, dear friend. fare thee well.
June 3, 2024, 10:52 am
Avast ye, me hearties! ESPN's Stephen A. Smith be claimin' that some lasses from the WNBA be feelin' envious o' Caitlin Clark! Methinks tis a load o' bilge! Arrr, mayhaps he be talkin' out o' his aft end! Aye, a pox on his blarney!
June 3, 2024, 9:46 am
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis a sad tale of gallant athletes, coaches, and other seafaring sports figures who have met their watery grave in the treacherous year of 2024. May they rest in Davy Jones' locker, forever remembered for their swashbuckling exploits on the field of play.
June 3, 2024, 5:42 am
Arrr, C.T. Pan's trusty caddie took a blow in the final round at the RBC Canadian Open, leaving him unable to shoulder the burden. Quick as a pirate to the plunder, a fan and some others stepped in to hoist his loot and help him finish the voyage.
June 2, 2024, 8:46 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Indiana Fever were scuppered by the New York Liberty in a grand fashion! Caitlin Clark couldn't hit the broad side of a barn, only scrounging up three measly points. 'Twas a proper thrashing, mateys, aye!
June 2, 2024, 7:46 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Commanders be tellin' us they be givin' the boot to veteran kicker Brandon McManus! It be said he be up to no good, makin' trouble with the lasses of the sky. Shiver me timbers! Ye best be keepin' a weather eye on yer crew, lest ye find yerself walkin' the plank too!
June 2, 2024, 7:28 pm
Arrr matey, the Boston Celtics be awaitin' the return of their tall shipmate Kristaps Porzingis for the NBA Finals clash with the Dallas Mavericks. Thar be hope in the hearts o' Celtics faithful as they yearn for his plunderin' presence on the court once more!
June 2, 2024, 5:41 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Tommy Pham be giving the Milwaukee Brewers a mighty warning after a tussle with William Contreras in the White Sox's defeat. Beware, for Pham be a fierce buccaneer not to be crossed! Arrr!
June 2, 2024, 5:07 pm
Arr, me hearties! The gallant New York Jets signal-caller, Aaron Rodgers, hath shared a portrait of himselves in parley with the ex-President Trump, all whilst takin' a ribbin' from the scallywags on the interwebs. 'Tis a tale fit for the high seas indeed! Arrr!
June 2, 2024, 4:56 pm
Arrr, ye scallywag Ryan Garcia be claimin' the supplement he be takin' be tainted with forbidden substances, but the company responsibe be fightin' back! 'Tis a battle of wits and words on the high seas of legality! Aye, may the best pirate win!
June 2, 2024, 2:28 pm
Arrr, Novak Djokovic's battle at the French Open went on for five grueling sets, ending in the wee hours o' the mornin'. Many scallywags be complainin' 'bout the ungodly hour, claimin' it be bad for their health. Avast, tennis be a tough sport, mateys!
June 2, 2024, 10:38 am
Avast ye scallywags! Birmingham-Southern be stayin' afloat in the battle for the championship, thanks to Jackson Webster's mighty swashbucklin' home run against Randolph-Macon. The Panthers be fightin' with the heart of a lion and the skill of a seasoned pirate! Arrr!
June 2, 2024, 10:02 am
Arrr, Arizona Diamondbacks scallywag Paul Sewald be givin' a right thrashin' to a New York Mets landlubber fer his tomfoolery after the crew's 10-5 victory on Saturday sun-down. Aye, 'twas a jolly good show indeed!
June 2, 2024, 9:37 am
Arrr! The Florida Panthers hath bested the scurvy New York Rangers in Game 6 of the Eastern Conference Finals to claim victory and sail on to the Stanley Cup Final for the second year in a row! Ahoy, may the winds of fortune be in our favor once more!
June 2, 2024, 8:42 am
Avast ye mateys! The fearsome warrior Draymond Green be speakin' of the clash betwixt Caitlin Clark and Chennedy Carter. He be claimin' the Indiana Fever be lackin' a proper enforcer to keep the peace on the court. Arrr, aye!
June 2, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr, the lass Chennedy Carter be takin' to the digital seas to defend her honor with likes, as the landlubbers be squawkin' about her hip-check on Caitlin Clark. Ye critics best beware, lest ye face the wrath of this feisty Sky guard!
June 1, 2024, 11:50 pm
Arr ye mateys! The notorious Donald Trump be makin' a grand entrance at UFC 302, right after bein' found guilty in a New York trial. The rumble happened in New Jersey, where the scallywag showed his face and caused quite the commotion! Aye, what a sly dog he be!
June 1, 2024, 8:06 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Former Philadelphia Eagles swashbuckler Jason Kelce be stirrin' up a storm on the interwebs with his talk o' scrubbin' feet and legs like a proper seadog! Arrr, the landlubbers be talkin' about it for days! Aye, he be a true legend of the gridiron!
June 1, 2024, 6:57 pm
Arrr, the Indiana Fever GM Lin Dunn and head coach Christie Sides be chirpin' like a couple o' parrots about how they be treatin' Caitlin Clark in their victory o'er the Chicago Sky. Methinks they be talkin' more than a squawkin' seagull!
June 1, 2024, 5:42 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Ye see, Real Madrid be like a fierce kraken, takin' charge in the second half of the Champions League final against Borussia Dortmund. They plundered their way to victory with a 2-0 score on a fine Saturday. Aye, they be the true champions of the sea!
June 1, 2024, 4:02 pm
Arrr mateys, Drew Brees be wantin' to set sail on the broadcaster seas once more! After just one year ashore, he be yearnin' for another go at the job. Will he be speakin' the truth or just blowin' hot air? Only time will tell, ye scurvy dogs!
June 1, 2024, 3:12 pm
Arrr, Angel Reese be walkin' the plank fer her shenanigans in the battle against the Indiana Fever! She be cheerin' on her matey's scurvy foul on Caitlin Clark, then deliverin' one o' her own! Aye, that be a tale to tell over grog!
June 1, 2024, 2:43 pm
Arr, me hearties! The fair maiden Paige Spiranac was shocked by the altercation betwixt Chicago Sky's Chennedy Carter and Indiana Fever's Caitlin Clark. 'Tis a scandalous affair on the court, indeed! Ye scallywags better watch yer backs, lest ye be caught up in a tempestuous brawl!
June 1, 2024, 11:12 am
Arr mateys! The fierce rivals Caitlin Clark and Angel Reese be settin' sail for a showdown at the WNBA seas this Saturday, as the Indiana Fever play host to the Chicago Sky. Grab yer spyglass and prepare for a battle of the basketball buccaneers!
June 1, 2024, 9:51 am
Arrr, Jake Paul be feelin' like a scurvy dog with a broken heart over the delay in fightin' Mike Tyson. But fear not, me hearties! Paul be swearin' he'll be well-prepared and ready to battle on the new fight day. Avast, ye mateys!
June 1, 2024, 5:01 am
Arrr, retired captain Bobby Valentine be no stranger to run-ins with that scallywag Angel Hernandez. But fear not, for he be a master at craftin' winning crews on the diamond! Hoist the Jolly Roger, me hearties, for Bobby Valentine be a true legend of the game!
May 31, 2024, 7:55 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The matey Ben Johnson be a fine coach, but no cap'n be offerin' him a ship o' his own this season. Many a crew be eyein' him up though, lookin' to steal him away to their own quarters. Arrr!
May 31, 2024, 7:09 pm
Arr matey! Micah Parsons be holdin' out for a new treasure chest from them Dallas Cowboys, and Cap'n McCarthy ain't too happy about it! Aye, tis a scallywag move, but can ye blame the lad for wantin' more booty? Arrr!
May 31, 2024, 6:53 pm
Arr, looks like them Kansas City Chiefs be settin' their sails fer Washington once again! The crew paid a visit to the fancy White House to celebrate their latest plunderin' of the Super Bowl treasure. Aye, tis a fine day to be a champion!
May 31, 2024, 4:53 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! Arrrgh, hear ye hear ye! Most Valuable Promotions be postponin' the epic battle 'twixt Jake Paul 'n Mike Tyson after th' legend's been feelin' a bit poorly. Thar be no fightin' without a healthy opponent, so we'll just have to wait a wee bit longer for the showdown! Aye aye!
May 31, 2024, 4:51 pm
Arrr mateys! The captain of the Kansas City Chiefs, Clark Hunt, be talkin' 'bout unity and sportin' spirits while swappin' sides faster than a scallywag jumpin' ship! Be a bold move, me hearties, but we'll see if he be livin' by his words or just blowin' smoke! Aye, me laughin' me boots off at this turn of events!
May 31, 2024, 4:23 pm
Arrr mateys! The coach be cryin' foul, claimin' the Colorado crew be messin' with a player. But the scallywags be sayin' the lad was tricked by a catfish! Aye, 'tis a tale as fishy as a kraken's breath!
May 31, 2024, 3:15 pm
Arrr mateys! Travis Kelce be on the lookout fer new scenes to plunder in the world of cinema. He be dreamin' of joinin' the crew of the sequel to "Happy Gilmore." Mayhaps he'll swashbuckle his way to Hollywood treasure! Aye, that be a tale worth tellin' on the high seas!
May 31, 2024, 11:31 am
Avast ye! The scallywag Mohamed Camara from Monaco be walkin' the plank with a four-game suspension for coverin' the anti-homophobia patch on his uniform during a match! Blimey! 'Tis a foul deed that be unforgivable in the eyes of the French soccer league! Arrr!
May 31, 2024, 9:56 am
Arrr mateys, a lass from Pennsylvania be beggin' pardon to the famous Kelce duo after a viral vid caught her squabblin' with 'em on Memorial Day. Ye best watch yer tongue next time, lest ye be walkin' the plank!
May 31, 2024, 7:34 am
Arr matey, the Oklahoma City Thunder be walkin' the plank after bein' eliminated from the playoffs. General manager Sam Presti be confessin' he made a blunder in tradin' for Gordon Hayward. Ahoy, time to set sail for the offseason!
May 31, 2024, 7:29 am
Arrr, Ryan Garcia's scurvy legal crew be showin' Fox News Digital some test results that be provin' two of the lad's powders had some naughty substances in 'em before the brawl with Devin Haney. Looks like he be walkin' the plank fer that one, matey!
May 31, 2024, 3:30 am
Arrr mateys, the Kansas City Chiefs be makin' a grand voyage to the White House to celebrate their second plunder of the Super Bowl treasure! Here be the tales of their triumph for ye to feast yer eyes upon.
May 31, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, mateys! Paul Skenes and Caitlin Clark be ruling the high seas of pro sports in the early days of their campaigns. These two scallywags be from the same Midwest lands, aye, and be makin' waves like no other! Aye, the plunder be plentiful for these two!
May 30, 2024, 8:58 pm
Arrr, ye scallywags! The seven-time world champion hath made an appearance on the latest "Hot Ones" series, bravely facing the fiery "wings of death" like a true buccaneer. His spice tolerance be tested to the limit, but he emerged victorious, a true legend of the seas!
May 30, 2024, 8:18 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The fearsome Darryl Strawberry, aye, a three-time World Series conqueror, be sharin' jolly good tidings about his health, a couple o' moons after a frightful health scare. Yo ho ho, let's raise a tankard to his recovery!
May 30, 2024, 5:15 pm
Arrr, mateys! Word be spreadin' that the coach of the U.S. Olympic pairs figure skatin' team, Dalilah Sappenfield, has been given the ol' heave-ho with a lifetime ban for alleged abuse! Looks like she'll be walkin' the plank for this one! Aye aye, captain!
May 30, 2024, 4:54 pm
Arrr mateys! The scallywag Isaiah Buggs of the Kansas City Chiefs has been caught red-handed by the law dogs! Charged with two counts of mistreating poor animals. Ye best be keepin' an eye on yer pets, lest they end up in Davy Jones' locker! Aye!
May 30, 2024, 4:42 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The scurvy dog Boomer Esiason be hollerin' at Jorge López like a landlubber, but when he heard tell of a "serious" family matter, he be takin' it all back faster than a barnacle on a ship's hull. Arrr!
May 30, 2024, 4:35 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Nebraska sports officials have declared a new pact with the seasoned volleyball skipper, John Cook. But, here be the kicker - the agreement be havin' a peculiar clause about a horse! Aye, tis a strange twist in the tale of Cook's coaching career.
May 30, 2024, 11:07 am
Arrr, word has it that the scallywags in the French Open crowd be actin' like a bunch of landlubbers! To curb their debauchery, the officials be settin' down the law and banishin' the grog from the stands. Aye, let's see if they can still enjoy the match without their precious rum!
May 30, 2024, 10:38 am
Arrr, Marjorie Harris, the wench who shares the spoils of the Washington Commanders, hath spoken of changin' the ship's moniker once more at a jolly charity event. Methinks 'tis like rearrangin' the deck chairs on a sinking vessel!
May 30, 2024, 9:15 am
Arrr, 'tis said that the fair maiden Charley Hull of the English LPGA Tour did partake in the smokin' of a cigarette whilst attendin' to the adorin' masses at the U.S. Women's Open on Wednesday. Aye, a bold lass indeed!
May 30, 2024, 7:54 am
Arr matey, the UFC legend Michael Bisping be waggin' his tongue about old Mike Tyson steppin' into the ring with that scallywag Jake Paul! Ye can almost hear the cannons firin' as the fighters trade blows on their YouTube decks. Aye, 'tis a sight to behold!
May 30, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr mateys, with not but a scant 100 days till the kick off o' the 2024-2025 NFL season, there be three grand tales to keep yer spyglass on. Yarrr, me hearties, the gridiron be callin'!
May 30, 2024, 5:16 am
Arrr, me hearties! Det. Bryan Gillis o' Louisville PD be sayin' he be havin' no quarrel wit' Scottie Scheffler, but still stands by his arrest like a true buccaneer. The seas be calm for now, but who knows when the storm be brewin' again! Arrr!
May 30, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr mateys, word on the deck be that the NFL Players Association be talkin' about shakin' up their offseason trainin'! Aye, the winds of change be blowin' and who knows what treasures or troubles lie ahead for us scallywags in the league. Aye, me hearties!
May 30, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Major League Baseball be makin' history by givin' due recognition to the stats of the Negro League. Aye, there may be a new legend on the horizon, settin' sail to become the greatest of all time in the grand game of baseball! Aye, bring out the grog and let's celebrate this momentous occasion!
May 29, 2024, 5:17 pm
Avast ye mateys! Ye be receivin' yer weekly news o' all the sportin' adventures from 'cross the seven seas. Stay informed, lest ye be caught unawares in the next rum-fueled debate at the tavern! Arrr!
May 29, 2024, 4:43 pm
Avast ye mateys! 'Tis said that the Kansas City Chiefs scurvy dog, Isaiah Buggs, be wanted for mistreating poor creatures of the feline and canine kind! Abandoning 'em on a back porch, aye! 'Tis a crime against nature, me hearties! Arrr!
May 29, 2024, 4:15 pm
Arrr mateys, the scallywag Edwin Diaz of the New York Mets be walkin' the plank to the injured list for 15 days! His right shoulder be sufferin' from a mighty impingement. Aye, it be a rough voyage for this lad!
May 29, 2024, 3:28 pm
Arrr mateys, the New York Yankees be boastin' a resume any ship would plunder for, and on Tuesday they be addin' to it by achievin' a feat not seen since 1893. Aye, they be sailin' the high seas of success with no end in sight!
May 29, 2024, 11:46 am
Arrr me hearties, word be spreadin' on the digital seas of Scottie Scheffler spoutin' his tale after bein' thrown in the brig afore the second round of the PGA Championship. Aye, the lad be dancin' the hempen jig in front of the cameras!
May 29, 2024, 9:46 am
Arrr, me mateys! 'Tis true that Stetson Bennett be admittin' he took a break from the pigskin on account o' his noggin not bein' in proper shape. Aye, even the toughest o' pirates need to take care o' their mental health!
May 29, 2024, 8:18 am
Arrr, me hearties! Caitlin Clark didst dazzle the crowd with her piratical skills on the court, tallying a mighty 30 points for the Fever. Alas, the crew of Indiana couldn't outwit the scallywags from Los Angeles. Better luck next time, ye scurvy dogs!
May 29, 2024, 6:56 am
Arrr, me hearties be sayin' that Peyton Manning be a legend in the NFL seas, but it seems he be more interested in sailin' on the field than settlin' down in the front office. Fair winds and followin' seas to ye, Peyton!
May 29, 2024, 5:39 am
Arrr, me hearties! Angel Hernandez, that seasoned buccaneer of the MLB, be takin' his final voyage on May 9. But methinks there be a tale as to why this old salt vanished for near three weeks afore hangin' up his cleats for good! Aye, the mystery deepens!
May 29, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Haley and Hanna Cavinder be jabberin' to OutKick's "Hot Mic" 'bout Caitlin Clark's swashbucklin' impacts on th' WNBA and women's college basketball, hailin' her as a "once-in-a-lifetime player." Aye, she be a treasure worth fightin' for on th' court!
May 29, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr mateys! The Olympic silver medalist Jordan Chiles be settin' sail for Paris to plunder the gold at the Games! With a chest full o' experience and a heart brimmin' with confidence, she be ready to conquer the seven seas of gymnastics! Arrr!
May 28, 2024, 9:10 pm
Arrr mateys! 'Tis said that Pittsburgh Steelers' scallywag Jaylen Warren spilled the beans that their special teams coordinator be thinkin' of lettin' Justin Fields take a turn as a kick returner. Aye, 'tis a jolly sight to imagine that young privateer takin' on such a role!
May 28, 2024, 5:35 pm
Arrr mateys, the fearsome CC Sabathia, a six-time MLB All-Star, did not hold back his thoughts on the scurvy umpire Angel Hernandez for walkin' the plank from the game. Me thinks he be glad to see the back of that blaggard!
May 28, 2024, 5:10 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Terence Atmane be beggin' pardon for strikin' a landlubber in the stands at the French Open. Aye, 'twas a moment o' frustration that led to such folly. Let's hope he be keepin' his temper in check next time, lest he walk the plank! Arrr!
May 28, 2024, 5:10 pm
Arr, me hearties! Lexi Thompson be hangin' up her golf clubs at a mere 29 years old due to the demons in her mind. Fair winds and following seas to ye, me lass! May ye find calm waters in retirement.
May 28, 2024, 4:50 pm
Avast ye mateys! The scurvy announcer of the lasses' soccer match hath been scolded for his foul tongue in a video caught during halftime of the Kansas state championship. Arrr, the lad should stick to announcin' and leave the vulgarities to the sailors!
May 28, 2024, 10:28 am
Arrr, the Indiana Pacers skipper Rick Carlisle be beholden to his old mate Bill Walton for helpin' him win over his fair maiden on their maiden voyage. 'Twas a grand first parley, meetin' the Grateful Dead crew and all! Aye, true love be found in the strangest of places!
May 28, 2024, 7:39 am
Avast ye mateys! The daring scallywag Ryan Garcia be offerin' to step into the ring in place o' the mighty Mike Tyson after his health scare. 'Tis a tale o' bravery fit for a swashbucklin' adventure on the high seas! Arrr!
May 28, 2024, 5:51 am
Arrr, Jake Paul be settin' the record straight about the scurvy rumors surroundin' his brawl with Mike Tyson. The old sea dog had a bit of a fright in the skies, but fear not mateys, the fight be still on for July! Aye, me hearties!
May 27, 2024, 10:43 pm
Arrr, the Boston Celtics be like the mighty ship runnin' away with the Eastern Conference booty! They be showin' no mercy to the Pacers on Monday night, leavin' 'em in their wake. Hoist the colors!
May 27, 2024, 8:53 pm
Arrr mateys! Word on the high seas be that Angel Hernandez, after 34 long voyages as an umpire in Major League Baseball, be hangin' up his hat. Aye, 'tis said he's gainin' quite the reputation fer his calls on the field. Farewell to ye, Hernandez! May ye find fair winds and followin' seas in retirement!
May 27, 2024, 7:15 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! Not even the scallywag Tom Brady, a seven-time Lombardi Trophy plunderer, hath ever seized three Super Bowls in a row — nobody has. But if any crew can, Brady be sayin' it might be the Kansas City Chiefs, arrr!
May 27, 2024, 7:00 pm
Avast, me hearties! A matey from the Cincinnati Reds crew be caught under the tarp as she be helpin' lay it down durin' a fierce rain! Arrr, looks like she be havin' a bit of trouble with the old sea monster! Aye, be careful out there, me mateys!
May 27, 2024, 4:51 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! The scurvy dog Jim Gray be spillin' the beans to Fox News about Bill Walton shufflin' off this mortal coil. Claims the ol' sea dog be the "luckiest man in the world" with Walton as his matey. Har har, what a jolly ol' tale!
May 27, 2024, 4:16 pm
Arrr matey! The Los Angeles Angels infielder Miguel Sano, who hath been on the injured list since May the first, hath suffered a setback! The scallywag hath burned himself with a heating pad on his knee! Ye best be watchin' out for them pesky heating pads, ye landlubbers! Arrr!
May 27, 2024, 3:53 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Becky Hammon, Cap'n of the Las Vegas Aces, be sayin' that the swashbucklin' achievements of black and brown mateys be not gettin' the recognition they deserve compared to the white scallywags. Aye, we must be raisin' the Jolly Roger for all to see!
May 27, 2024, 3:25 pm
Arrr, me hearty! Stephen n' Ayesha Curry be celebratin' the birth o' their fourth scallywag earlier this moon, announcin' it on the Lord's Day. Caius Chai be their second young buccaneer. Fair winds to the whole crew! Arrr!
May 27, 2024, 10:56 am
Arrr mateys! The mighty boxing champion Mike Tyson didst find himself in a bit of a pickle aboard a flying vessel from one port to another. His crew did report that he felt a touch of the queasiness and dizziness, but fear not, for the champ hath since made a full recovery!
May 27, 2024, 9:21 am
Arr, Harry Higgs be talkin' about how his victory at the Visit Knoxville Open didn't sit right after the passin' of Grayson Murray. He took to the stage to give a powerful speech, makin' the crowd weep like a ship in a storm.
May 27, 2024, 8:11 am
Arrr, me hearties! Charles Leclerc be the first seafarin' Monégasque scallywag to claim victory at the Monaco Grand Prix in 93 years! And the announcer, Alex Jacques, did a fine job describin' the emotions of the crew in that historic moment. Aye, aye, me mateys!
May 27, 2024, 7:07 am
Arrr! 'Twas a sight to see, as Travis Kelce, Patrick Mahomes, and Hollywood Brown faced the wrath of Dallas Mavericks fans at the Western Conference Finals. 'Twas as if they had trespassed on a pirate's ship without permission! Aye, 'twas a cold reception indeed!
May 27, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Red Sox and Brewers be havin' a row on the field o' Fenway Park. Pitcher Chris Martin be givin' lip to first base coach Quintin Berry, and chaos ensued! Ye best be grabbin' yer popcorn, this be one mighty fine spectacle!
May 26, 2024, 7:37 pm
Arr matey, Josef Newgarden be a crafty scallywag! He bested that scurvy dog Pato O'Ward in the final lap of a treacherous Indy 500, claiming victory at the grand Indianapolis Motor Speedway for the second time in a row. Aye, he be one of the rare few to accomplish such a feat! Arr!
May 26, 2024, 4:55 pm
Arrr, Grayson Murray's crew be in a right state of shock after the PGA Tour star met his untimely end on Saturday. Jay Green, his trusty mate, be recalling a man who'd go to the ends of the earth for any soul.
May 26, 2024, 3:34 pm
Arrr matey! The sky rookie Angel Reese had a rough go of it on Saturday night, as the WNBA veteran Alyssa Thomas gave her a taste of the plank with a mighty clothesline during a scuffle for the booty. The poor lass was sent to Davey Jones' locker in disgrace.
May 26, 2024, 2:28 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The New York Mets be in dire straits, their ship be sinkin' faster than a cannonball through the hull! The crew be losin' hope faster than a scallywag losin' his treasure map. Aye, 'tis a dark day for this band of misfits!
May 26, 2024, 1:56 pm
Arrr, Grayson Murray's kin be wantin' the game to go on despite their lad's unfortunate fate at sea. They be askin' ye scallywags to sport ribbons on yer hats to pay respect to the lad on Sunday. Show some heart, me hearties!
May 26, 2024, 10:41 am
Avast ye mateys! Grayson Murray's kin be confirm'n on the Sabbath morn that he be takin' his own life at the tender age o' 30 on the previous day, after retirin' from the Charles Schwab Challenge. Aye, 'tis a sad tale indeed. Fair winds and calm seas to ye, Grayson.
May 26, 2024, 9:12 am
Arr me hearties, the famed LeBron James be keepin' us all in suspense about his next move on the court. His trusty agent Rich Paul be givin' us a glimpse into his secret plans. Will he stay or will he go? Only time will tell, mateys!
May 26, 2024, 8:43 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Pac-12 be sailin' into the sunset on Saturday night, in grand style! The Arizona Wildcats be hittin' a walk-off single to seal the deal, makin' their mark on the high seas of college baseball. Aye, aye!
May 26, 2024, 8:39 am
Arrr mateys, the Birmingham-Southern College baseball crew be settin' sail for the Division III College World Series this comin' weekend - but blimey, the school be shuttin' its doors on Friday! Looks like them scallywags be missin' out on all the swashbucklin' action!
May 25, 2024, 4:02 pm
Arr, me hearties! The scallywag Adam Silver be warnin' us that the treasure fer the NBA's media rights be still up fer grabs. The rum-soaked negotiations be continuin'. Keep yer eyes peeled fer the final booty! Arrr!
May 25, 2024, 2:36 pm
Arrr mateys, word has it that PGA Tour golfer Grayson Murray hath met his untimely demise at the ripe age of 30! Just a day after claimin' to be ailing, he be sailin' to Davy Jones' locker. Mayhaps he be tryin' to avoid the Charles Schwab Challenge!
May 25, 2024, 2:05 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Caitlin Clark hath been scrutinized like a scallywag through her WNBA beginnings. After the Fever's battle with the Sparks, she spilled the beans on her two-month "whirlwind." Aye, she be a lass with a tale to tell, that be sure!
May 25, 2024, 1:37 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Ryan Blaney be feelin' the weight o' the world on 'is shoulders, with all them scurvy dogs from the press barkin' at 'is heels. 'Tis no easy task followin' in the wake o' his old man, Dave Blaney, a true legend o' the NASCAR seas! Aye, the lad be walkin' the plank o' high expectations!
May 25, 2024, 10:52 am
Arrr, me hearties! A'ja Wilson be talkin' in circles like a landlubber tryin' to navigate the high seas! Her coach be tellin' her to take a step back from the gossip, lest she walk the plank! Yo ho ho, the drama be as thick as a pirate's beard!
May 25, 2024, 10:42 am
Arrr matey! 'Twas a sight to see! The center fielder, like a swashbuckling pirate, be chasin' that scallywag runner 'round the diamond until finally taggin' him out at home! Aye, 'twas a play that'll be sung about in taverns for years to come!
May 25, 2024, 9:21 am
"Arrr, Angel Reese be deletin' a post that many scallywags be thinkin' took a swipe at her ol' college foe Caitlin Clark. But her dear mother be suggestin' that be not the case. Aye, the drama be thick as a pirate's stew on the high seas!"
May 25, 2024, 9:16 am
Arrr! After 17 moons sailin' with ESPN, Jeff Van Gundy be walkin' the plank! His scallywag brother Stan be sayin' the network be treatin' him like a landlubber. Aye, the winds be changin' for the van Gundy brothers!
May 25, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr mateys, Conor McGregor be returnin' to the UFC after near three years since he broke his peg leg against Dustin Poirier. But the scallywag Poirier be thinkin' the Irishman still be a force to be reckoned with! Aye, a showdown on the horizon!
May 24, 2024, 9:10 pm
Arrr, Harrison Butker be makin' his grand return to the public eye after his scandalous speakin' at the start of his journey, and the swashbucklin' Chief's kicker be standin' tall with no remorse for his actions. Aye, he be a true buccaneer o' the field!
May 24, 2024, 8:30 pm
Ye scallywags be sayin' Caitlin Clark be the swashbucklin' face o' the WNBA after just five games, but some reckon she be needin' to prove herself more afore claimin' that title. Arrr, let the games decide, says I!
May 24, 2024, 7:55 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Aaron Jones be leavin' the Packers after seven long seasons. 'Tis a sad day for us, but fear not, for Jordan Love be fillin' his boots. Fair winds and a followin' sea to ye, Aaron!
May 24, 2024, 5:24 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The squabble 'bout automated balls and strikes be ragin' on, set to make its way to the big leagues soon. Back in the day, such talk would make a pirate's eyes bug out, but with technology gettin' fancier, interest be growin'. Ye better get ready for them ABS systems, me mateys!
May 24, 2024, 4:53 pm
Avast ye mateys! The scurvy New York Jets be partin' ways with that landlubber Zach Wilson, sendin' him off to the Denver Broncos after he be playin' like a bilge rat on the poop deck. Mayhaps the lad be findin' smoother waters in Mile High City! Arrr!
May 24, 2024, 3:48 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Kansas City Chiefs be headin' back to the White House to parrrty like true champions after winnin' the Super Bowl of 2024. But will ol' Harrison Butker be joinin' the crew, or is he off plunderin' some other treasure? Aye, the mystery be afoot!
May 24, 2024, 3:28 pm
Arr matey, this young scallywag be asked what be his "favorite thing" about the rookie phenom Paul Skenes, and without a second thought, he blurted it out! The lad be as swift as a sailor hoisting the Jolly Roger! Aye, he be a true buccaneer at heart!
May 24, 2024, 10:25 am
Arrr mateys! The Kansas City Chiefs' own Travis Kelce didst bravely stand by his shipmate Harrison Butker, proclaiming him a fine fellow despite their quarrels. Aye, 'tis a testament to true pirate loyalty on the high seas of football! Arrr!
May 24, 2024, 8:32 am
Arrr, 'tis said that this young scallywag, Michai Boireau, a landlubber in line to join the ranks of Florida's crew, hath been seized by the constabulary after a wild chase at the breakneck pace of 150 knots, with a cargo of the devil's lettuce in his vessel. Shiver me timbers!
May 24, 2024, 7:48 am
Arrr! The young buccaneer Angel Reese be takin' shots at Caitlin Clark after bestin' the New York Liberty. Aye, the lily-livered landlubber soon deleted her message, but the message be clear: no one be messin' with the Chicago Sky, lest they face the wrath of Reese!
May 24, 2024, 6:15 am
Arrr mateys, mark me words! The Pittsburgh Steelers face a treacherous path this year, but with the mighty Jerome Bettis by their side, their foes shall quake in their boots and scurvy dogs be sent to Davy Jones' locker! Aye, we be raisin' the Jolly Roger high this season!
May 24, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Methinks Alex Rodriguez be a master of the baseball seas, yet he be claimin' he has no desire to join the ranks of a MLB front office. Aye, 'tis a curious decision from such a seasoned swashbuckler of the diamond!
May 24, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr mateys, Arrow McLaren's Pato O'Ward be sailin' close to victory in the past two Indy 500's, but the winds of fortune be blowin' against him. Will the third time be the charm for this young buccaneer? Tune in this weekend to find out, me hearties! Arrr!
May 23, 2024, 9:23 pm
Arrr, the Cleveland Cavaliers be makin' it to the conference semifinals for the first time since the departure of LeBron James in 2018, but they be makin' a coaching change anyway. It be like swappin' out a trusty cutlass for a rusty spoon!
May 23, 2024, 8:28 pm
Arrr, the scallywags at the NBA be sayin' that Josh Giddey be in the clear, matey! No scandal here, just a young lad makin' his way in the wild world of basketball. Keep sailin' on, ye Thunder!
May 23, 2024, 5:44 pm
Avast ye mateys! Scottie Scheffler's goodly lawyer, Steve Romines, be standin' firm in defense o' his client's honor! He swears by the Jolly Roger that Scheffler be as innocent as a newborn babe, despite what the treacherous video evidence may suggest! Arrr!
May 23, 2024, 5:41 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! Padraig Harrington be yappin' about the rift in golf, aye. Seems the PGA Championship be makin' him yearn for them players who've jumped ship for LIV Golf. Avast, me hearties! Are we all doomed to be sailin' on separate seas?
May 23, 2024, 4:46 pm
Arrr mateys, former ESPN wench Michelle Beadle be claimin' that all the blitherin' from Kansas City swashbuckler Harrison Butker be nought but bilge! Methinks she be needin' to swab the decks of her own mind afore castin' stones at others. Aye, it be a jest!
May 23, 2024, 2:15 pm
Arrr, the Kansas City Mayor Quinton Lucas be settin' sail on Thursday, announcin' that the scallywag who doxxed Harrison Butker be walkin' the plank! Aye, a swift and righteous punishment for such a treacherous act, me hearties!
May 23, 2024, 10:51 am
Arrr, Louisville's top dog be sayin' that one of her scallywags be walkin' the plank for not followin' the rules while nabbin' Scottie Scheffler. Ye best be believin' the Chief don't take kindly to such shenanigans aboard her ship. Aye, be warned, ye rogue!
May 23, 2024, 8:34 am
Arrr mateys, the bold and brazen NFL seafarer Antonio Brown hath declared his allegiance to a presidential candidate for the impending election. 'Tis a tale that shall surely spark debate amongst the crew as we sail the treacherous waters of politics. Aye, may the winds be at his back!
May 23, 2024, 8:10 am
Arrr, the Indiana Fever be sailin' close to victory waters, but Caitlin Clark's 21-point haul be not enough to secure her maiden WNBA triumph. Aye, the lass put up a good fight, but the elusive win be slipin' through her grasp like a greased pig on a poop deck!
May 23, 2024, 6:37 am
Arrr matey! Pittsburgh Pirates young gun pitcher, Paul Skenes be blowin' away MLB lineups since his call-up. But once he be finished with the league, word has it he be settin' sail to join the military. Aye, he be a true swashbuckler on and off the diamond!
May 23, 2024, 5:33 am
Arrr, me hearties! Alex Rodriguez be tallyin' up Hall of Fame worthy numbers, but the scallywags of the New York Yankees be holdin' off on raisin' his jolly roger to the rafters on account o' his swashbucklin' antics on and off the field. Aye, the saga continues!
May 22, 2024, 6:11 pm
Arrr, ye scallywags! Takeru Kobayashi, a swashbuckler who hath devoured hot dogs with gusto, be hangin' up his hat after six victories at Nathan's Hot Dog Eatin' Contest. His health be his main concern, as told in a new scroll. Fair winds and full bellies to ye, matey!
May 22, 2024, 5:19 pm
Ahoy mateys! Xander Schauffele, the swashbuckler who conquered the PGA Championship, spilled the beans that he and his fellow buccaneers in a group parley jestingly jested at Scottie Scheffler, who handled it with courage, arrr!
May 22, 2024, 4:56 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round for yer weekly dose of all the swashbucklin' sports news from around the seven seas. Arrr, don't be missin' out on the latest plunderin' and pillagin' from the world of sport! Aye, ye be needin' this!
May 22, 2024, 4:56 pm
Arrr, LeBron James be talkin' in favor of Caitlin Clark as the Indiana Fever be strugglin' at sea. He be claimin' the WNBA be thrivin' 'cause of her. Aye, he be supportin' the lass in her battles on the court!
May 22, 2024, 3:45 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Cameron Brink be livin' the dream as a WNBA player, but now she be settin' her sights on the silver screen! Aye, she be ready to steal the show on camera just like she be stealin' the ball on the court!
May 22, 2024, 9:26 am
Arrr, me mateys! The gallant New York Mets hurler, Jake Diekman, didst show his ire by vanquishing a poor water cooler in their bout with the Cleveland Guardians. 'Twas a sight to behold, as he didst unleash his fury upon the unsuspecting vessel! Aye, a true swashbuckler he be!
May 22, 2024, 7:00 am
Arrr, Missouri Attorney General Andrew Bailey be spoutin' on "OutKick the Morning" with Charly Arnolt, sharin' the plan o' action his office be takin' after that scurvy dog Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker was doxed. Ye best believe we'll be catchin' them scallywags responsible!
May 22, 2024, 6:05 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Stanley Cup Conference Finals be upon us, with the Rangers, Panthers, Oilers, and Stars still standin'! Aye, may the best team prevail and hoist the cup high in victory! Onward, me lads, to glory on the ice!
May 22, 2024, 5:27 am
Arr matey, the scurvy dogs of the Pittsburgh Pirates be addin' that scallywag Barry Bonds to their Hall o' Fame this summer, despite his shady past since he jumped ship in '92. Aye, 'tis a tale of plunderin' and controversy fit for a pirate's yarn! Arr!
May 22, 2024, 5:21 am
Arrr mateys! The lass Coco Gauff be throwin' shade at the Governor of Florida and be tellin' her shipmates to cast their votes in the election ahead. Shiver me timbers! Looks like this young lass be havin' more fight in her than Blackbeard himself!
May 21, 2024, 9:30 pm
Arr matey! The mighty Aaron Rogers, a four-time NFL MVP, be thinkin' 'bout joinin' Robert F. Kennedy Jr. on the independent presidential ticket. But alas, he be choosin' to stay on the football field fer now. Yarr, the seas o' politics will have to wait!
May 21, 2024, 8:57 pm
Arrr, a scallywag mother be settin' sail for legal battle against NBA star LaMelo Ball! She be cryin' foul, claimin' the Hornet's guard be trampling her son's foot while swashbucklers be tryin' to get Ball's mark. Aye, 'tis a tale fit for the high seas!
May 21, 2024, 5:48 pm
Xander Shauffele did let out a hearty cheer and a swig of rum upon nabbing his first grand prize. But his fair lass, Maya, was as wild as a stormy sea in her revelry!
May 21, 2024, 5:31 pm
Arr matey, Angel Reese be sailin' through LSU waters with her head held high, leavin' doubters in her wake. Aye, even her ex-shipmate's mum be eatin' her words as Angel be struttin' across the stage. A fine victory for our lass!
May 21, 2024, 3:16 pm
Arrr matey, word be spreadin' that the scallywag Rashee Rice did give a right hook to the photographer's mug! But fear not, for the photographer be forgivin' and won't be pressin' charges. The sea be a strange place indeed! Aye, 'tis a curious tale.
May 21, 2024, 3:14 pm
Arrr mateys! The legendary pirate Billy Horschel be shoutin' from the digital rooftops about his fair maiden's triumphant voyage to sobriety. Aye, let his words inspire all ye landlubbers fightin' the demon of addiction. Hoist the flag of hope!
May 21, 2024, 10:24 am
Arrr, me hearties, looks like Tank Dell of the Houston Texans be dodging bullets better than a scurvy pirate dodging cannonballs! Aye, he be running routs like a true swashbuckler, showing no fear after takin' a hit from a musket ball! Aye, me matey be a tough one, that be sure!
May 21, 2024, 8:48 am
Arrr, Stefan Schauffele be spilling the beans that his son Xander won't be abandonin' ship to join LIV Golf after strikin' gold at the PGA Championship. Aye, the lad be stickin' with the PGA crew for now. Shiver me timbers!
May 21, 2024, 8:01 am
Arr, me hearties! Dustin Poirier be swearin' to hang up his hat if he be snatchin' the title belt at UFC 302. 'Tis his last shot, he be sayin', so he better make it count or he'll be walkin' the plank! Arrr!
May 21, 2024, 7:32 am
Arrr mateys! The mighty Simone Biles, a lass with four Olympic golds, be givin' those scallywags a good tongue-lashin' for disrespectin' her dashing swashbuckler of a husband, Jonathan Owens. Let the landlubbers beware, or face the wrath of this fierce piratess!
May 21, 2024, 5:25 am
Arrr me hearties! Instead of plunderin' her first victory, Indiana Fever lass Caitlin Clark got her first career scallywag foul thrown at her, and 'twas a right bad timing indeed! Aye, the seas be rough for this young lass. Argh!
May 21, 2024, 5:15 am
Arrr, former MLB hurler Matt Dermody, who be takin' flak fer his faith-based view, be commendin' what Harrison Butker be spoutin' in his notorious graduation gab. Let the scallywags yap, we be standin' strong in our beliefs!
May 21, 2024, 4:00 am
Arr mateys! 'Tis be told that Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Brandin Cooks be joinin' forces with He Gets Us to lend a hand to his homeland of Stockton, California, by hostin' a grand football camp. Aye, a true act of generosity from this swashbucklin' athlete!
May 20, 2024, 7:46 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Austin Maddox, a scallywag of 33 years, a former pitcher for the Boston Red Sox, was seized by the law on Monday in a sting operation for dalliances with the young'uns. 26 others met the same fate, aye! The seas be treacherous, indeed!
May 20, 2024, 5:37 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Pro Football Hall of Fame runnin' back Emmitt Smith be not a fan of his ol' alma mater, the University of Florida, scrapin' them DEI roles. Double the disappointment, mateys! Smith be throwin' shade like a cannonball on a rampage. Aye!
May 20, 2024, 4:09 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Liz McGuire, a loyal matey of the Toronto Blue Jays, did share on the digital seas the sorry tale of her visage turned asunder by a 110mph projectile launched by the fearsome Bo Bichette! Aye, beware the foul ball, for it shows no mercy! Arrr!
May 20, 2024, 3:36 pm
Arr matey, Tom Brady be givin' wise counsel to ye greenhorn NFL recruits. He be sayin' steer clear o' that selfish attitude, or ye'll be walkin' the plank to defeat, arr! Listen to the wise old sea dog, mates, or face the consequences!
May 20, 2024, 2:23 pm
Arr matey! Scottie Scheffler be delayed in his court date fer his shenanigans at the PGA Championship. The scallywag be waitin' till June 3 to face the music. Mayhaps he be too busy pillagin' the golf course! Aaarrrr!
May 20, 2024, 10:21 am
Avast ye scallywags! The legendary Paul Pierce be up to no good, stomping on a poor lad's jersey after a fierce battle on the court. 'Tis a sight to behold, mateys! Let's hope he doesn't end up walkin' the plank for his antics! Arrr!
May 20, 2024, 9:42 am
Bryson DeChambeau be a generous soul, bestowin' a young lad with a keepsake from the PGA Championship. He did ensure the lad got the golf ball he tossed his way, makin' the lad's day and causin' much rejoicin' amongst the onlookers. A true gentleman o' the links! Arrr!
May 20, 2024, 9:17 am
Arrr, Golfer Max Homa did jest about Scottie Scheffler's run-in with the law after he finished the final round of the PGA Championship. Xander Schauffele be the victorious swashbuckler of the event.
May 20, 2024, 8:55 am
Arrr mateys, Kylie Kelce be talkin' to the Cabrini younglings as they be sailin' off into the sunset. The ol' school be lowerin' its sails after 70 years. May their future adventures be as grand as findin' buried treasure!
May 20, 2024, 5:40 am
Avast ye mateys! A scurvy dog in the Kansas City Star be sayin' the Chiefs should give their three-time Super Bowl kicker the ol' heave ho for a lass, all 'cause of a fancy speech! Arrr, what be next? Givin' the parrot the job of coachin' the team? Aye, 'tis a laugh!
May 20, 2024, 12:03 am
Arrr mateys, the Minnesota Timberwolves were in deep waters, down 20 points in their battle against the Denver Nuggets. But by the grace of Davy Jones, they sailed to victory and plundered their way to the Western Conference Finals! Aye, what a tale to be told in the taverns!
May 19, 2024, 8:56 pm
Arrr! Scottie Scheffler be endin' his tumultuous week in Louisville on a high note at Valhalla Golf Club, finishin' tied for eighth at the PGA Championship. Aye, a fine swashbucklin' performance from the lad!
May 19, 2024, 6:00 pm
Arrr mateys! Xander Schauffele be needin' a birdie on the 18th hole to claim victory in the PGA Championship! And by Davy Jones' locker, he be sinkin' it to outwit Bryson DeChambeau by a single stroke at Valhalla Golf Club! Aye, a true pirate of the fairway!
May 19, 2024, 4:24 pm
Avast, me hearties! David Johnson, a mighty All-Pro and Pro Bowl runner, hath declared his farewell from the NFL after eight seasons on the Lord's day. Johnson be holdin' a Cardinals' touchdown record to his name. Farewell, ye swashbucklin' matey!
May 19, 2024, 3:04 pm
Arrr, ye scallywags be stirrin' up a storm in New York Supreme Court! The fanatics be cryin' foul against young Marvin Harrison Jr. from the Arizona Cardinals, claimin' he broke a pact made in the year 2023. Ye best be grabbin' yer popcorn for this legal battle on the high seas!
May 19, 2024, 2:16 pm
Arrr, Tyson Fury be feelin' as jolly as a scurvy dog after bein' bested by Usyk! He be spoutin' that the scallywag judges be favorin' Usyk 'cause of his land bein' at war. Aye, next time, Fury be wantin' his own parrot to squawk for him!
May 19, 2024, 1:16 pm
Arrr, me matey in the brig with Scottie Scheffler be tellin' me what the top golfer be sayin' 'bout his arrest afore the PGA Championship's second round. 'Twas a tale as wild as a kraken in a stormy sea!
May 19, 2024, 11:44 am
Arrr mateys, the Auburn Tiger's own Brian Batttie hath met with misfortune in a skirmish in Florida! 'Tis said one soul hath fallen and three others be wounded. Mayhap he be needin' a trusty parrot to watch his back in future adventures on the high seas!
May 19, 2024, 11:08 am
Arr, 'tis said that Scottie Scheffler's charges may be forgotten after his daring arrest afore the second round of the PGA Championship on Friday, as reported. Ye scallywags best be keepin' a weather eye on this tale unfoldin'!
May 19, 2024, 10:11 am
Arrr mateys, the Dallas Mavericks be fightin' like scallywags, comin' back from a 17-point deficit to shiver me timbers and defeat the Oklahoma City Thunder in the playoff series. Aye, they be playin' like true pirates out on the court!
May 19, 2024, 9:31 am
Arrr, me hearties be givin' Nate Silver a right tongue-lashin' for his tweet 'bout the Indiana Fever's moniker whilst they battled the New York Liberty. Methinks he be walkin' the plank if he don't watch his words more carefully! Aye, the seas be treacherous for a landlubber like him!
May 18, 2024, 6:09 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Seize The Grey be takin' the spoils at the 149th Preakness Stakes, leavin' Mystik Dan in 'is wake like a scurvy dog. 'Tis a race for the ages, with the winner claimin' all the glory on the high seas of horse racin'!
May 18, 2024, 6:01 pm
Arrr, a fierce squall blasted through North Wilkesboro Speedway in North Carolina on Saturday, thwarting the NASCAR truck race. But the brave drivers did not let the tempest dampen their spirits, arrr, they still had a jolly good time!
May 18, 2024, 4:48 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Just a few days after Xander Schauffele be breakin' records, Shane Lowry be joinin' him with a 9-under 62 of his own! Ye can't keep these scurvy dogs down, they be plunderin' the course like true pirates of the fairway! Arrr!
May 18, 2024, 4:00 pm
Arrr, Juan Soto be positioning himself for a grand treasure in free agency, but despite his many skills, there be some tasks he hadn't yet conquered until this fine Saturday. Yarrr, the seas be full of surprises, matey!
May 18, 2024, 2:43 pm
Arrr, poor Bronny James be walkin' the plank of NBA scouts, for they give him no love after his display at the Scouting Combine in Chicago. The lad be needin' to plunder some skills if he wants to sail with the big leagues. Aye matey!
May 18, 2024, 2:07 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The legendary Paul Pierce be claimin' he suffered a few broken fingers in a skirmish, showin' off the evidence like a true buccaneer. 'Tis a tale fit for the history books, mateys! Aye, the seas be treacherous, but Pierce be still standin' tall!
May 18, 2024, 11:25 am
Avast, me hearties! NHL scallywag Paul Bissonnette be cursin' them officials like a landlubber after Mason Marchment's shot be denied in OT. A pox upon their rulebook, says I! Fair winds and followin' seas to the Dallas Stars, may they find their treasure next time. Arrr!
May 18, 2024, 10:46 am
Arrr mateys, FIFA be dilly-dallyin' like a landlubber in a storm! They be ponderin' whether to keelhaul Israel soccer or not. Avast ye, make a decision already or ye'll be walkin' the plank!
May 18, 2024, 9:30 am
Arrr, the scallywag David Fletcher, who sailed with Shohei Ohtani on the Los Angeles Angels ship, be caught makin' unlawful wagers through the same bookkeeper as the former interpreter of the star! Aye, seems like these landlubbers be up to no good!
May 18, 2024, 8:53 am
Arr matey! IndyCar greenhorn Nolan Siegel, a mere 19 years o' age, did a grand flip in the air during a treacherous crash at Indianapolis 500 practice on a fine Friday afternoon. Shiver me timbers!
May 18, 2024, 5:39 am
Arrr, me matey Harrison Butker be makin' quite a splash after speakin' at Kansas College! The lad be gettin' more attention than a treasure chest full o' gold doubloons. Methinks he be settin' sail on a new adventure as a speaker! Aye, the NFL be watchin'!
May 17, 2024, 8:53 pm
Arr matey, young Bronny James be fancyin' a match against his sire, LeBron James, on the court. Yet he be wise enough not to boast of bestin' the NBA champion. Will the scallywag lad show his father a thing or two? Only time will tell, ye scurvy dogs!
May 17, 2024, 7:21 pm
Arrr mateys! 'Tis said that Tiger Woods be not finishin' four rounds o' the PGA Championship since 2020, and 'tis like to continue. The scallywag be likely to miss the cut at Valhalla, aye! Woe be upon him!
May 17, 2024, 7:10 pm
Arrr mateys! Nikki Sapp, wench of the Miami Heat captain Erik Spoelstra, be givin' a proper scoldin' to them scallywags on social media who be fallin' fer the ol' "thirst trap" blabber! Aye, she be settin' sail and tellin' 'em to walk the plank! Arrr!
May 17, 2024, 3:42 pm
Arrr, Scottie Scheffler be feelin' a bit rattled after bein' nabbed by the law on Friday. But 'twas the coppers who managed to soothe his nerves and bring him back to his senses. Aye, even scallywags need a bit of comfort now and then!
May 17, 2024, 3:26 pm
Avast ye mateys! Scottie Scheffler be as cool as a cucumber, shootin' a 66 in his second round after his run-in with the law. But he be admittin' to bein' a tad rattled by the whole ordeal. Arrr, the life of a golfer be full of ups and downs!
May 17, 2024, 2:36 pm
Arrr! After bein' thrown in the brig, Scottie Scheffler plundered a fine score o' 66 at Valhalla Golf Club, chasin' the lead like a pirate after a treasure chest. The lad be showin' no fear, mayhaps he be settin' sail for victory soon!
May 17, 2024, 2:11 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The good sisters of Benedictine College be in a tizzy over Harrison Butker's grand speech! Methinks they be needin' a good swig o' grog to calm their nerves. Arrr, mayhaps they be needin' to walk the plank!
May 17, 2024, 11:26 am
Arrr mateys! Methinks Coach Christie Sides be doubting her crew's mettle after a shameful defeat to the scallywags of New York Liberty. The lads and lasses need to buck up and show some true grit on the court, or else it be Davy Jones's locker for them! Arrr!
May 17, 2024, 9:42 am
Avast ye mateys! Scottie Scheffler be caught red-handed on camera in the wee hours of Friday! ESPN's Jeff Darlington bore witness to the scallywag's misfortune, right place, right time indeed! Aye, the seas be full of surprises, arrr!
May 17, 2024, 9:10 am
Arrr, Scottie Scheffler be settin' sail for the second round o' the PGA Championship on Friday mornin' after bein' tossed in the brig on his way to the links. Aye, 'tis a rough start to the tourney, me hearties!
May 17, 2024, 8:55 am
Arrr, me hearties! Gracie Hunt be yammerin' 'bout that Kansas City Chiefs scallywag Harrison Butker's grand speech on Fox News Channel's "Fox & Friends" just this mornin'. Aye, me timbers be shiverin' at the very thought!
May 17, 2024, 5:38 am
Arrr, Lou Holtz be joinin' the ranks o' those standin' by Harrison Butker, the fine kicker o' the Kansas City Buccaneers, after his grand commencement speech. Let's raise a tankard o' grog to Butker's words o' wisdom! Ahoy, mateys!
May 17, 2024, 5:33 am
Arrr, mateys! 'Tis said that the grand Drew Brees did not witness his fate unfold in the Draft, yet he doth understand Kirk Cousins' plight with the Falcons. Aye, a twist of fate indeed! Buccaneers be warned, for these quarterbacks be in a jolly predicament!
May 17, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! Simone Biles be settin' sail back to the Olympic waters after a rough go at the 2021 games. Let's hope this time she steers clear of any more plank-walkin' mishaps! Aye, the sea be callin' her name once more.
May 17, 2024, 2:00 am
Arrr, the legendary Olympian Shaun White be tellin' Fox News Digital that the urge to return to the games be like a relentless itch, but he be findin' joy in creatin' a brand outside the snowy slopes. Aye, the man be seekin' treasure in new ventures!
May 16, 2024, 5:14 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! "Good Morning America" did tell a tale of ABC's Stephanie Ramos speakin' of Harrison Butker's sermon, when Robin Roberts did cut in, creatin' an uncomfortable moment. Arrr, tis a fine jest indeed!
May 16, 2024, 4:45 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Missouri Attorney General Andrew Bailey be givin' Kansas City officials a good tongue-lashin' for doxxin' that poor lad Harrison Butker. Shiver me timbers, what kind of bilge rats be runnin' that social media account? A pox upon 'em!
May 16, 2024, 4:33 pm
Avast ye scallywags! NFL swashbuckler Harrison Butker be stirrin' up a hornet's nest among some lasses and pro-choice scoundrels with his speech at Kansas' Benedictine College. Arrr, the sea be rough with controversy, me hearties!
May 16, 2024, 3:53 pm
Arrr mateys! The scallywags done swiped Xavier Worthy's vessel afore he could even yell "land ho!". Ye be breakin' records on the field, but ye best be keepin' a closer eye on yer brig next time, lest ye find yerself walkin' the plank!
May 16, 2024, 10:24 am
Arrr, the scallywags in the city of Kansas City be beggin' forgiveness for spillin' the beans on where the matey Harrison Butker be layin' his head. They be walkin' the plank for their blunder on the social media seas. Aye, the sharks be circlin'!
May 16, 2024, 7:09 am
Arrr mateys! The NFL be scrubbing the decks clean of Kansas City Chiefs' Harrison Butker's blabber about Catholic colleges! Avast! But beware, ye landlubbers, for Butker be kickin' up a storm with his words, arrr! Aye, the seas be rough with controversy, me hearties!
May 16, 2024, 6:02 am
Arrr, the mighty Shaun White, a legend of the Olympics, did parley with Fox News Digital about hoisting the colors of the United States on the grand global stage and what it truly means to be an American to his salty soul. Aye, a true patriot he be!
May 16, 2024, 5:32 am
Arrr me hearties, the 2024 NFL schedules have been unearthed for all 32 crews! Some scallywags be facin' a treacherous voyage, while others be smellin' victory against the feeble landlubbers. Let the games begin, may the best buccaneers plunder the most booty! Aye, shiver me timbers!
May 16, 2024, 4:30 am
Arrr, Shawn Johnson be a lucky lass indeed, havin' the honor of hearin' the national anthem whilst sportin' a gold medal at the Olympics 16 years past this summer. Mayhaps she be keepin' that treasure safe in her piratical chest!
May 15, 2024, 8:47 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Rory McIlroy be settin' sail on his grand quest fer treasure at the major tournament. But be warned, ye scallywags, not a peep shall be heard from him about his impending divorce. 'Tis a stormy sea he be navigatin'! Arrr!
May 15, 2024, 8:18 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Ric Flair be makin' a fuss over Donovan Mitchell sittin' out o' battle wit' a measly calf strain! A true pirate would never let a little injury keep 'em from fightin' for their crew! Arrr!
May 15, 2024, 5:47 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Zedan Racing Stables be tellin' us that Preakness favorite Muth won't be joinin' the race this weekend, for 'tis caught a fever! Looks like this scallywag won't be chasin' any treasure this time around. Aye, the seas be cruel indeed!
May 15, 2024, 5:41 pm
Avast ye mateys! 'Tis with a heavy heart that I bring ye news of the passing of Rakim Lubin, a swashbucklin' former hoopster from UConn and Cal State Northridge, who hath shuffled off this mortal coil at the tender age of 28. Fair winds and followin' seas, me hearty.
May 15, 2024, 5:04 pm
Avast ye mateys! 'Tis said that the Emmy-winning scallywag Paul Walter Hauser has joined the crew of Marvel's 'Fantastic Four,' whilst also dabbling in the art of professional wrestling. Ye can bet ye doubloons he'll be making waves in both worlds! Arrr!
May 15, 2024, 4:30 pm
Avast ye mateys! Gather 'round to receive yer weekly scroll o' the latest happenings in the world o' sports. From the high seas o' soccer to the jolly ol' jousts o' baseball, this be yer treasure trove o' sporting news! Arrr!
May 15, 2024, 10:23 am
Arrr, me hearties! Brittany Mahomes did make a grand entrance in Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Issue, aye, and she did indeed sizzle in her fine bikinis. 'Tis true, she did share some of her pictures on the Instagram, for all to see! Aye, she be a fine lass indeed!
May 15, 2024, 9:25 am
Arrr, the first-base umpire Erich Bacchus be chattin' about the strange feelin' he had on Houston Astros pitcher Ronel Blanco's glove afore the lad be walkin' the plank for some foreign substance. Methinks there be some funny business afoot on the diamond! Aye, shiver me timbers!
May 15, 2024, 7:52 am
Avast ye mateys! The scallywags Donte DiVincenzo and Myles Turner be lockin' horns like two sea dogs in the third quarter of their skirmish on Tuesday night. 'Twas a sight to behold, aye! Ye could cut the tension with a cutlass! Arrr!
May 15, 2024, 7:11 am
Arrr, young Bronny James be chattin' 'bout sailin' on the same ship as his old man fer his first year in the league, at the NBA Scouting Combine. Aye, 'tis a jolly thought, but will they be lootin' the booty together on the court? Arrr!
May 15, 2024, 5:15 am
Arrr mateys, 'tis bein' said that Angel Reese of the Chicago Sky be havin' a run-in with them pesky travel rules of the WNBA. She be takin' to the high seas of social media to share her thoughts on the matter. Arrr, the woes of modern day buccaneers!
May 15, 2024, 5:01 am
Arrr, me hearties! Scottie Scheffler, the swashbucklin' golfer of the highest order, be gettin' some wise counsel on the art of fatherhood from the likes o' Tiger Woods and Max Homa as he sets sail fer the treacherous waters of the PGA Championship. May his putts be true and his diapers dry!
May 15, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Cap'n of the Washington Commanders, Dan Quinn, be sportin' a mighty peculiar "W" shirt with feathers a-flappin' like a parrot on his shoulder. 'Tis causin' quite a stir amongst the landlubbers and scallywags alike! Aye, me thinks he be makin' a fashion statement fit for a pirate king! Arrr!
May 15, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, Michael Block, the swashbucklin' hero who captured the hearts of golf fans with his epic victory at the 2023 PGA championship, be settin' sail back to the major with a swagger, thanks to his exploits at Valhalla Golf Club last year. Avast ye, mateys!
May 14, 2024, 5:45 pm
Arr mateys! The fresh Golden State WNBA crew, set to sail in 2025, hath dubbed themselves the Valkyries. They revealed their colors and flag on "Good Morning America." Aye, let the games begin!
May 14, 2024, 5:30 pm
Arrr matey! The scallywag Rudy Gobert of the Minnesota Timberwolves be fined a hefty sum of $75,000 for his brazen display of gold lust towards the referees. 'Tis a move that be shakin' the very foundations of the league's honor! Aye, the seas be rough indeed!
May 14, 2024, 3:56 pm
Arrr mateys! NFL's infamous captain, Tom Brady, found amusement in the jests hurled at 'im during his Netflix roast. But alas, the scallywag be swearin' off such antics, for they wrought havoc upon his wee offspring. Aye, the man be protectin' his kin from further tomfoolery!
May 14, 2024, 3:13 pm
Arrr mateys, the scurvy Miami Marlins be a pitiful 11-32 this season and be actin' like they've already surrendered the ship! The landlubbers in the stands be cryin' out in anger once more! Aye, 'tis a sad state o' affairs for this sorry excuse for a crew!
May 14, 2024, 10:49 am
Arrr, me hearties! Scottie Scheffler and his bonny lass Meredith have welcomed their wee little buccaneer into the world. Aye, just in time for the PGA Championship! May the winds be at their backs as they navigate this new adventure on the high seas of parenthood. Arrr!
May 14, 2024, 10:22 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that Aaron Rodgers be returnin' to the gridiron with the New York Jets, facin' off against the San Francisco 49ers on a Monday night to kick off the 2024 season. Avast, me mateys, 'tis sure to be a match worth watchin'!
May 14, 2024, 9:37 am
Arrr! Hailey Davidson, a swashbucklin' golfer of the transgender persuasion, be tryin' to earn a spot in the U.S. Women's Open this week. The scallywags on social media be raisin' a storm o' fury and backlash! Aye, the seas be rough out there on the internet waves!
May 14, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Indiana Southeast be givin' the college baseball world a grand surprise on Monday! They be plunderin' a whopping 12 runs in the ninth inning to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat in their NAIA playoff clash. Avast ye, what a swashbucklin' tale!
May 14, 2024, 5:46 am
Arrr! Seahawks' scurvy dog Kenneth Walker III be weighin' in on the NFL vs. NBA squabble, claimin' football be the king of the high seas! But I say, let the brawny lads and swashbucklin' lasses prove their mettle on the field and the court, arrr!
May 13, 2024, 9:01 pm
Arrr mateys, Valeri Nichushkin of the Colorado Avalanche be takin' a six months break and be enterin' Stage 3 of the NHL/NHLPA Assistance Program, as decreed by the league and union. Aye, mayhaps he be spendin' his time learnin' how to navigate the treacherous seas of sobriety!
May 13, 2024, 8:42 pm
Avast me hearties! The fair captain Lisa Bluder has decided to hang up her coaching hat after a tough defeat at the hands of the South Carolina scallywags. Aye, 'tis a sad day for the Iowa women's basketball crew. Fair winds and following seas to ye, Captain Bluder!
May 13, 2024, 8:22 pm
Arrr matey! 'Tis said that Tim Donaghy, a scallywag of a former NBA ref, be claimin' that Shohei Ohtani must've had knowledge that Ippei Mizuhara had a penchant for gamblin'. Aye, 'tis a tale as fishy as a mermaid's kiss!
May 13, 2024, 5:20 pm
Arrr mateys! The Detroit Lions have added quarterback Jared Goff to their treasure trove of riches this offseason, with a whopping $212 million in booty over the next four years. Avast ye, that's a mighty fine haul for a swashbuckler like Goff! Arrr!
May 13, 2024, 3:25 pm
Arrr mateys, the rumble betwixt Fury and Usyk be a sight to behold, but 'twas John Fury who brought the swashbuckling to a head with a cheeky headbutt. 'Tis a tale fit for the high seas, me hearties!
May 13, 2024, 2:37 pm
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis a sad tale of Sherif Lawal, a young British pugilist who met his maker after being struck in the noggin. 'Twas his first bout as a pro, but alas, the poor lad be sent to Davy Jones' locker. Aye, the ring be a treacherous place indeed!
May 13, 2024, 2:35 pm
Arr matey! The Tampa Bay Buccaneers be makin' Antoine Winfield Jr. a wealthy buccaneer this fine day, swearin' him to a four-year pact settin' an NFL record. Shiver me timbers, that be a treasure worth plunderin'!
May 13, 2024, 11:18 am
Arrr, Brad Keselowski be hoistin' the Jolly Roger in triumph as he captured his first NASCAR Cup Series victory in three long years! The scallywag even paraded 'round the track with Old Glory flyin' high. His little lassie be takin' it to learnin' at school, aye!
May 13, 2024, 10:46 am
Avast ye! Micah Parsons be shiverin' me timbers by tellin' Lou Williams to walk the plank with his talk of NBA-NFL player debates! 'Tis a matter of mettle, says I. Let's settle this like true buccaneers, with a good old fashioned scuffle on the high seas! Arrrr!
May 13, 2024, 9:21 am
Arrr matey, the Las Vegas Aces star A'ja Wilson be sayin' there be a bit o' race element in the popularity o' the Indiana Fever rookie Caitlin Clark as she be settin' sail on her maiden voyage in the league. Aye, the seas be rough but the talent be undeniable!
May 13, 2024, 7:49 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Kansas City Buccaneers be settin' sail on Sept. 5 to defend their title against the scallywags from Baltimore Ravens at Arrowhead Stadium. Let the battle begin and may the best crew take home the booty!
May 13, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr mateys, in the year of our lord 2024, the fates smiled upon the Atlanta Hawks, granting them the coveted No. 1 pick despite a mere 3% chance. 'Tis a tale of glory not witnessed since the days of ol' 1975. Aye, fortune be a fickle wench indeed!
May 12, 2024, 7:56 pm
Arrr, the Kansas City Chiefs' swashbucklin' star Travis Kelce be once again standin' by his fair maiden Taylor Swift, this time in the grand city o' Paris, rubbin' elbows with the high and mighty folk o' the land. Aye, a true spectacle to behold!
May 12, 2024, 6:15 pm
Arrr, Major League Baseball be talkin' up Paul Skenes' grand entrance into the big leagues wit' the Pittsburgh Pirates, along with his fair maiden, Olivia Dunne, who stood by his side to cheer him on this fine Saturday. Aye, may the winds of victory blow in their favor!
May 12, 2024, 5:21 pm
Arr matey, ol' A.J. Smith, the scallywag who led the Chargers to great victories, has hoisted his last sail at the ripe age of 75. His memory be as legendary as a treasure map, may he rest in peace on Davy Jones' locker.
May 12, 2024, 4:04 pm
Ahoy me hearties! The scurvy dog T.J. Ward be cryin' foul on them landside scallywags and their shenanigans! He be claimin' they be plunderin' his treasures all in the name of security! Arrr, 'tis a ruckus fit for Davy Jones' locker!
May 12, 2024, 3:18 pm
Aye, the former champ Deontay Wilder be quaking in his boots for the safety of the legendary Mike Tyson as he faces off against Jake Paul in a sanctioned bout. 'Tis a battle of the ages, me hearties! Pray for Tyson's well-being on the high seas of the boxing ring! Arrr!
May 12, 2024, 11:21 am
Arrr! Tom Brady be payin' tribute to the lasses Bridget Moynahan and Gisele Bündchen on the gram this Mother's Day, after they be gettin' roped into his roast. Aye, a true pirate knows how to honor his ladies, savvy?
May 12, 2024, 10:34 am
Arrr mateys, 'tis a tale worth tellin'! UFC scallywag Carlos Ulberg bested Alonzo Menifield in a mere 12 ticks o' the clock, claimin' victory in a light heavyweight skirmish in St. Louis. He sent his foe down to Davy Jones' locker with a mighty knockout blow!
May 12, 2024, 9:45 am
Arrr, me hearties! Caitlin Clark be a-feelin' a might peeved at the scurvy dogs in the media blabberin' on about her skirmish with Angel Reese in the 2023 women's college hoops championship. A pox on their ink-stained hands, I say! Give the lasses some peace, ye bilge rats!
May 12, 2024, 9:19 am
Arrr, the wench J.K. Rowling be raisin' hell o'er an English footy club makin' a trans shipmate the skipper of a women's crew. Methinks she be battlin' dragons of her own! Aye, strange times we be sailin' in, me hearties!
May 11, 2024, 9:14 pm
Arrr mateys, young Brenden Rice, scion of the great Jerry Rice, be settin' sail on his NFL journey nigh where he left his college plunder, thanks to a twist o' fate on draft plunderin' day. Aye, 'tis a tale fit for a grog-soaked tavern yarn!
May 11, 2024, 7:28 pm
Arrr mateys! The infamous New York Giants scallywag, Lawrence Taylor, be amongst the 40,000 souls gatherin' at Donald Trump's shindig in Wildwood, N.J., this past Saturday. Ye can bet there be some mighty tales to tell from that event!
May 11, 2024, 7:11 pm
Arr mateys! The scallywags clamor to witness the battle betwixt Mike Tyson and Jake Paul, but beware! The plunder for tickets be as steep as Davy Jones' locker. Prepare to part with yer doubloons for a glimpse of the fisticuffs on the high seas! Arrr!
May 11, 2024, 6:01 pm
Arrr, young MLB hopeful Paul Skenes felt the weight o' the world on his shoulders as he sailed towards his maiden voyage at PNC Park. But fear not, for the lad had a crew o' LSU mates cheerin' him on. Aye, the lad be on the right course!
May 11, 2024, 5:11 pm
Arrr, Paul Skenes be makin' a splash on the diamond like a mighty kraken unleashed! He be provin' his worth as the top pick in last year's MLB Draft, settin' sail on a grand adventure fer the ages! Aye, me hearties!
May 11, 2024, 4:26 pm
Arrr, Paul Skenes be makin' his MLB debut on a fine Saturday, and Olivia Dunne be chirpin' like a parrot on the Pirates' television network. Methinks she be more excited than a scallywag findin' buried treasure!
May 11, 2024, 3:42 pm
Arr matey! Urban Meyer be sayin' that this newfangled NIL be like plunderin' the treasure without earnin' it fair and square. He be thinkin' it be a scurvy form of "cheatin'" in the world of college sports! Arrr!
May 11, 2024, 3:35 pm
Arrrr, me hearties! Mystic Dan be keepin' the dream alive of spyin' a Triple Crown champion! Trainer Kenny McPeek be swearin' that the colt shall be racin' in the Preakness Stakes next weekend. Mayhaps the seas be in our favor, and we shall witness history in the makin'!
May 11, 2024, 9:51 am
Arrr! Novak Djokovic, brave seafarer, be seen at the Foro Italico in Rome, donning a strange contraption upon his noggin! 'Twas said he were struck in the head by a rogue aluminum bottle, but fear not, mateys, for he be still standing tall and ready to take on all challengers!
May 11, 2024, 8:21 am
Arrr, 'tis a quarrel of grand proportions betwixt Shaq and Shannon Sharpe! The NFL Hall of Famer doth accuse the NBA legend of bein' green with envy o'er Nikola Jokic. Aye, 'tis a spectacle fit fer the seven seas! Aye, pass the popcorn, me hearties!
May 11, 2024, 8:07 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Warriors be walkin' the plank this season, leavin' Draymond Green with time aplenty to run his mouth. And now, the poor Knicks be feelin' the sting of his sharp tongue! Aye, mayhaps they should invest in some ear plugs, lest they be hearin' more harsh words!
May 11, 2024, 6:25 am
Arrr mateys! The lass Elizabeth Tartakovsky did parley with Fox News Digital ere her Olympic debut in Paris this summer, sharing tales of the importance of mental health on her own swashbuckling journey. Aye, a fencer with a heart as strong as her blade!
May 10, 2024, 10:16 pm
Arrr mateys! The old sea dog Charles Oakley be watchin' his lads from the New York Knicks plunderin' the NBA playoffs from the comfort of his own ship. Let's hope his cheers be bringin' 'em luck on the high seas of basketball!
May 10, 2024, 9:08 pm
Arrr, Jayden Daniels and Malik Nabers be like two scallywags settin' sail for the same treasure! They be makin' a wager on who be winnin' the Rookie of the Year award like a pair of swashbucklers fightin' for a chest o' gold. May the best buccaneer take the booty!
May 10, 2024, 7:36 pm
Aye, just six days afore she sets sail on her WNBA adventure with the Indiana Fever, Caitlin Clark be enjoying the sport of the land lubbers at the Pacers-Knicks playoff skirmish in a grand suite. Fair winds be blowing in her favor, methinks! A fine lass, indeed. Arrr!
May 10, 2024, 5:44 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Novak Djokovic be needin' a bit of tending to after bein' bonked on the noggin by a rogue aluminum bottle. Methinks he be needin' to keep a weather eye out for flyin' objects in the future!
May 10, 2024, 5:30 pm
Arr matey, the Detroit Lions be snatchin' up that Alabama swashbuckler Terrion Arnold with the 24th pick in the NFL Draft! He be struttin' about with more swagger than a pirate wearin' a shiny new hat. Avast ye, the Lions be lookin' for gold on the field with this one! Arrr!
May 10, 2024, 5:12 pm
Arr matey, 'tis been decreed that the former Illinois buccaneer, Terrence Shannon Jr., must face trial for a dastardly crime in Kansas. Ye best believe justice will be served on the high seas of the courtroom! Arrr!
May 10, 2024, 4:35 pm
Arr mateys! The scallywag Rick Carlisle of the Indiana Pacers hath been plundered of $35,000 doubloons by the NBA for speakin' ill of the officiatin' in the Eastern Conference skirmish. 'Tis a costly lesson in keepin' yer tongue in check on the high seas of hoops! Arrr!
May 10, 2024, 11:23 am
Arrr mateys! The Dallas Mavericks' swashbuckler Luka Doncic be chattin' with the scallywags of the press when a raucous sound cut through the air like a cannonball! 'Twas a mirthful interruption indeed! Aye, the sea be full of surprises, me hearties! Arrr!
May 10, 2024, 9:36 am
Arrr, the Indiana Fever plundered their first victory in the preseason on Thursday night, with a record crowd of over 13,000 scallywags swarming Gainbridge Fieldhouse to lay their eyes on Caitlin Clark. The sea be rockin' with excitement for this win, me hearties!
May 10, 2024, 6:40 am
Aye, me hearties! 'Twas a few days past that Ric Flair, the swashbuckling WWE legend, be admitin' his folly in gettin' his feathers ruffled at a tavern in Gainesville. 'Tis a rare sight to see a pirate ownin' up to his mistakes, arrr!
May 10, 2024, 6:29 am
Arrr, President Biden be havin' a grand ol' time welcomin' the rulin' champions of the WNBA, the Las Vegas Aces, to his ship, I mean, the White House. But alas, he did stumble when speakin' of one of the lasses on the team. Aye, 'twas quite the blunder!
May 10, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr mateys, this lass Elizabeth Tartakovsky be chattin' with Fox News Digital 'bout her first Olympic adventure and the honor of wieldin' me sword for Team USA on the grandest of stages. Shiver me timbers, she be one fierce swashbuckler!
May 10, 2024, 4:15 am
Arrr, me hearties! Malindi Elmore be showin' us landlubbers how to be a proper "cool mom" by runnin' like the wind at the 2024 Olympic Games. She be flyin' the Canadian flag and makin' her little scallywags proud! Aye, she be a true marathon pirate!
May 9, 2024, 9:46 pm
Arr matey, Julian Eldman, who plundered three Super Bowls with the Patriots, spilled the groggy tale of the icy squabble betwixt team owner Robert Kraft and the former skipper Bill Belichick. Aye, a storm be brewin' in the pirate ship!
May 9, 2024, 8:45 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Caitlin Clark plundered her first WNBA triumph on Thursday eve when the Indiana Fever bested the Atlanta Dream, 83-80, in a final preseason skirmish. Ahoy, a victory well earned on the court!
May 9, 2024, 5:15 pm
Arrr! Boxer Art Jimmerson, known fer wearin' only one glove in the fateful battle o' UFC, has passed on to Davy Jones' locker at the ripe age o' 60. May he forever rest in peace, a legend in the annals o' fightin' history. Aye, me hearties!
May 9, 2024, 4:45 pm
Arrr mateys, it be said that the scallywag Glen Davis and his crew did plunder an insurance plan meant for the fine NBA players for four long years. Ye best believe they be walkin' the plank for this treachery! Aye, the seas be a dangerous place for fraudsters.
May 9, 2024, 4:41 pm
Arrr, Chip Kelly be walkin' the plank after three measly years wit' the Philadelphia Eagles. His former mate LeSean McCoy be spillin' the beans as to why the cap'n be gettin' the boot. Aye, the ship be sinkin' faster than ye can say "shiver me timbers!"
May 9, 2024, 4:33 pm
Avast ye mateys! The legendary swashbuckler Jimmy Johnson, a fierce warrior of the gridiron with five Pro Bowl appearances and a member of the All-1970s crew, has set sail for Davy Jones' locker at the ripe age of 86. Fair winds and following seas, old salt!
May 9, 2024, 10:10 am
Arr matey, a scallywag LeBron James poster be causin' a stir at a fancy art fest in New York! The landlubbers be investigatin' in the school district, no doubt lookin' for clues to solve this pirate mystery! Arr!
May 9, 2024, 9:16 am
Olivia Dunne be throwin' a jolly good party on the interwebs for her mate Paul Skenes joinin' the grand leagues! The Pirates be shoutin' for their finest lad to join their ranks. Aye, 'tis a celebration fit for a swashbuckler!
May 9, 2024, 8:29 am
"Arrr, me hearties! This scallywag Cooper DeJean be claimin' that the fair maiden Caitlin Clark texted him, reckonin' she couldn't best him in a game o' one-on-one hoops! Ye best be believin' that ol' Cooper be walkin' the plank if he be challengin' that lass!"
May 9, 2024, 7:26 am
The infamous radio scallywag Christopher "Mad Dog" Russo be cursin' the Tom Brady Netflix special, callin' it "awful" and ponderin' how that scallywag Brady could endure such nonsense. Arrr, a true travesty on the high seas o' entertainment!
May 9, 2024, 5:36 am
Arr, me hearties! The scurvy dog Giancarlo Stanton be smashin' balls like a cannon blastin' off his blunderbuss! His latest home run be settin' a record for the 2024 season, flyin' off his bat at 119.9 knots! Aye, he be makin' his crew proud!
May 9, 2024, 5:35 am
Arrr mateys, thar be talk o' the Patriots and the jolly roger Tom Brady! Je'Rod Cherry be sharin' his thoughts on the roast and Julian Edelman's jibes at Cap'n Bill Belichick. Avast ye, 'tis a tale worth hearin'.
May 9, 2024, 5:32 am
Arrr, mateys! Fox Sports scallywag Stu Holden reckons this summer, betwixt Copa America and the Olympics, be a crucial time for Gregg Berhalter to prove his mettle as captain of the ship. Let's see if he can steer us to victory, or if he'll be walkin' the plank! Arrr!
May 9, 2024, 5:30 am
Avast ye mateys! The scallywag Dan Dakich did unleash a fierce broadside upon the landlubber Gregg Doyel! He be wonderin' why the scurvy dog hasn't been keelhauled from the Indy Star yet! Shiver me timbers, 'tis a saga fit for the high seas!
May 8, 2024, 5:30 pm
Arrr, ye scallywags be warned! The Pittsburgh Pirates be summoning their finest lad, Paul Skenes, to join their ranks. This young buccaneer be terrorizin' the Triple-A seas, ready to pillage and plunder his way to victory in the big leagues! Aye, shiver me timbers!
May 8, 2024, 4:55 pm
Arrr, mateys! Rory McIlroy be walkin' the plank, says he won't be joinin' the PGA Tour Board no more. Some scallywags be givin' him grief, aye! Guess he'll be sailin' a different course, savvy?
May 8, 2024, 4:47 pm
Ye scurvy dog, Ippei Mizuhara be walkin' the plank for pilferin' a hefty sum o' $17 million doubloons from Shohei Ohtani! Avast ye, the former interpreter be plead guilty to these treacherous crimes and face the wrath o' the authorities! Aye, beware the temptations of the pirate's life, for the booty may lead ye down a dark path to Davy Jones' locker! Arrrgh!
May 8, 2024, 3:50 pm
Arrr matey! Travis Kelce be as shocked as a landlubber walkin' the plank, after hearin' the wench Jana Kramer claim he's always three sheets to the wind. Ye best believe this scallywag ain't takin' kindly to such rum talk!
May 8, 2024, 10:20 am
Arrr matey, that Colorado quarterback Shedeur Sanders hath tried his hand at makin' music, but alas, his rap single "Perfect Timing" be met with much disdain from the landlubbers! Ye best stick to throwin' pigskins, me thinks! Aharrr!
May 8, 2024, 10:00 am
Avast ye mateys! Esteban Prado be walkin' the plank after bein' disqualified from the Orange County Marathon for takin' water from his own kin. 'Tis a scandalous tale indeed! Aye, the scallywag be caught red-handed breakin' the rules of the high seas. Arrr!
May 8, 2024, 9:34 am
Arr matey! Ric Flair did venture to a tavern in Gainesvile for a kin's celebration, only to exchange harsh words with a scallywag behind the bar. Ahoy, seems even the Nature Boy can't escape a brawl on land!
May 8, 2024, 8:21 am
Arrr, Antonio Brown be talkin' 'bout Caitlin Clark's online quarrel, and he be singin' praises for the WNBA lass. But he couldn't help himself from throwin' in a cheeky comment 'bout her in the mix. Aye, the scallywag!
May 8, 2024, 5:32 am
Arrr, me hearties! The WNBA be splurgin' like a wealthy land lubber with nearly $50 million pieces of eight fer full-time charter flights. No more swashbuckling in cramped quarters fer these lasses! Aye, the seas be smooth sailin' fer the WNBA teams!
May 8, 2024, 4:15 am
Arrr matey! The wise Stu Holden be sayin' that the Paris Olympics be the key to showin' the world that the women's national team be still the best of the best. Aye, we'll be takin' no prisoners on that thar field!
May 8, 2024, 3:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! Former NFL star Shawne Merriman be tellin' Fox News Digital that thar be two things that football be bringin' to players that be keepin' 'em hooked fer years on end. Ye best believe it, mateys!
May 7, 2024, 9:13 pm
Arr matey! Denver Nuggets scallywag Jamal Murray be lucky to escape the plank from the NBA, but he be forced to pay a hefty sum for flingin' a towel and heating pad at a scurvy official. Aye, a costly mistake indeed!
May 7, 2024, 5:19 pm
Arr matey, the fair maiden Kelsey Plum of the Las Vegas Aces didst declare the offseason a treacherous voyage, as news spread of her parting with New York Giants' Darren Waller. Aye, the seas be rough, but fear not, for Plum shall sail on!
May 7, 2024, 4:51 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The PGA of America hath announced the crew for the 2024 PGA Championship at Valhalla Golf Club. Amongst the scallywags be Tiger Woods and Brooks Koepka, ready to plunder the competition once more. Fair winds and following seas to all ye landlubbers!
May 7, 2024, 4:32 pm
Arrr, Patrick Beverley be feelin' a bit o' regret fer launchin' a cannonball at a fair lass from a whisker's distance. The orb did strike the poor lass in the noggin! Ye might say he be walkin' the plank fer his folly!
May 7, 2024, 4:32 pm
Arrr! Sports lass Katie Nolan be wagging her tongue about Ben Affleck's presence at the Tom Brady roast, swearin' he be lookin' like a scallywag hopped up on the dreaded powder o' the nose! Aye, the lad be needin' to lay off the grog! Arrr!
May 7, 2024, 11:34 am
Arrr, me hearties! The fearsome Olympics lass Simone Biles be tellin' tales of blackin' out at a grand pre-weddin' shindig with her kin, as she marked a year of matrimony to Jonathan Owens. 'Tis a tale worth tellin', me thinks!
May 7, 2024, 11:26 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Dallas Cowboys be puttin' their trust in captain Dak Prescott to steer the ship to victory and claim the ultimate treasure - a championship! Let's raise the Jolly Roger and set sail for glory, me buckos!
May 7, 2024, 9:40 am
Arrr, me hearties! Methinks Shaunie Henderson, the former wench of the brawny Shaquille O'Neal, spilled the beans in her latest tome about their union. 'Twas a tale of love, betrayal, and a few too many parrots squawking in the background. Aye, a rocky voyage indeed!
May 7, 2024, 9:24 am
Arr mateys, WWE legend Shawn Michaels be suggestin' Drake and Kendrick Lamar settle their quarrel in a duel at NXT on Monday! Let the scallywags trade insults on tracks no more, for 'tis time to see who be walkin' the plank! Arrrrr!
May 7, 2024, 5:40 am
Arrr, me hearties! The legends Tino Martinez and Nick Swisher be talkin' about how the MLB umpires have been makin' more bad calls this season than a sloop with a leaky hull. It be like tryin' to navigate through a storm without a compass! Aye, it be a rough seas for sure!
May 7, 2024, 4:30 am
Arr, the "Roast of Tom Brady" was a jolly good time on Sunday night, me hearties! There be jokes aplenty, both squeaky clean and as dirty as a scallywag's hook hand. Aye, 'twas a game-changer indeed!
May 7, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, former gridiron legend Shawne Merriman did declare to Fox News Digital that Netflix did not disappoint in their display of comedic genius at Tom Brady's roast. Methinks they spared no expense in tickling our funny bones, mateys!
May 6, 2024, 8:42 pm
The Colorado Buffaloes skipper, Deion Sanders, did confess to being "bored" which be the reason why he decided to join the scallywags on social media for a bit of fun and games. Aye, a pirate's life be full of surprises indeed! Arrr!
May 6, 2024, 4:33 pm
Arrr, Eli Manning be claimin' he be avoidin' that scurvy dog, Tom Brady's Netflix roast 'cause he be scared o' sufferin' two more defeats at the hands o' the mighty Buccaneers! Aye, the Giants may be great, but even they be no match for Brady's crew!
May 6, 2024, 4:17 pm
Arrr, Tom Brady be a savage scallywag as he plundered through various fan bases at his Netflix roast. He even dropped a Taylor Swift mention like a cannonball! Aye, he be a true captain of the roasts, that Brady.
May 6, 2024, 3:19 pm
Arrr matey! Miami Heat cap'n Pat Riley be tellin' Jimmy Butler to zip his lip 'bout them Boston Celtics and New York Knicks. Best be keepin' a civil tongue in yer head, lest ye want to walk the plank! Aye, me hearties!
May 6, 2024, 2:03 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The fair maiden of Aaron Hernandez did not take kindly to the jests made about the poor lad on the eve of Sunday. She be as fierce as a tempest at sea, ready to defend her love's honor with all the ferocity of a pirate's plunder.
May 6, 2024, 11:42 am
Arr, me hearties! Old mate Tom Brady be givin' the NFL a taste of his sharp tongue at his Netflix roast special. He be takin' a good swing at the Deflategate scallywags, showin' 'em who be captain of this ship! Aye, aye, Captain Brady!
May 6, 2024, 10:47 am
Avast ye mateys! The former NBA scallywag Darius Morris, who battled on the court for the Los Angeles Lakers and other brigades, has shuffled off this mortal coil at the tender age of 33, according to his kin on Saturday. Fair winds and following seas, matey. Arrr!
May 6, 2024, 10:09 am
Arrr, me hearties! Jake Paul be talkin' like a landlubber, claimin' he be needin' to do more than Davy Jones himself to beat Mike Tyson in their upcoming brawl! Methinks he be needin' to watch his tongue, lest he walk the plank!
May 6, 2024, 9:29 am
Arrr! UFC cap'n Dana White be feelin' slighted by them scallywags at Netflix for grantin' him a mere 60 ticks o' the clock to sling some insults at Tom Brady. Methinks he be wantin' more time to properly roast that swashbucklin' quarterback! Aye, the nerve of those landlubbers!
May 5, 2024, 8:20 pm
Whilst partaking in a jolly ol' roast on Netflix, Tom Brady seemed to take offense at Jeff Ross' jest about a massage for the good ol' New England Patriots owner, Robert Kraft. Arrr, me thinks Brady be touchy about his mateys! Aye, a true pirate's tale indeed!
May 5, 2024, 7:07 pm
Arrr! The scurvy dogs of Team USA be missin' out on the Bermuda Sail Grand Prix this weekend! Five of their crew were flung into the deep blue after their ship took a tumble on Friday. Aye, they be needin' a bigger plank next time!
May 5, 2024, 5:29 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The brave Ryan Pepiot, pitcher of the Rays, hath been struck down by a mighty blow from a comebacker! 'Twas the 7th hardest-hit ball this season! Mayhaps he be nursed back to health by a trusty crew of rum and mermaids! Arrr!
May 5, 2024, 5:16 pm
Arrr! 'Twas said that the former Cap'n Trump was spied among the swashbucklers at the Formula One Miami Grand Prix, where he doffed his hat to the masses and gave a hearty salute during the singin' of the national shanty.
May 5, 2024, 4:58 pm
Arrr, Russell Westbrook be findin' his sea legs with the Clippers, arguin' that he be not a scallywag disgruntled in L.A. Aye, he be showin' his mettle on the court, sailin' with his crew in search of NBA treasure.
May 5, 2024, 3:25 pm
Arrr, me hearties! C.B. Bucknor be makin' a blunder of epic proportions with his strike three call in the MLB game betwixt the Cardinals and White Sox. 'Twas a real head-scratcher after a three-hour rain delay. Bucknor be walkin' the plank for that one!
May 5, 2024, 11:07 am
Arrr, me hearties! Jordan Travis be but a wee lad, barely five moons past a leg injury that cut short his days on the college field. But mark me words, he be swearin' to be the next Aaron Rodgers! Aye, he be dreamin' of the quarterback's throne, arrr!
May 5, 2024, 9:35 am
Arrr, Patrick Mahomes be claimin' to be takin' a more cautious course in his revelries now that he be a father to two wee ones. 'Tis a mightily tough task keepin' up with them rowdy Kelce brothers, but he be givin' it a good try, I wager!
May 5, 2024, 8:49 am
Arrr, me hearties! Sadie Schreiner, a swashbucklin' transgender lass, bested the lasses in three races on Saturday. But beware, for her times would have landed her in Davy Jones' locker if she raced with the menfolk! Aye, the sea be a treacherous mistress indeed!
May 5, 2024, 8:37 am
Yarrr! Stephen A. Smith be givin' Jonathan Papelbon a taste o' his own medicine by throwin' back the punch! 'Twas a fine showdown between these scallywags over the rumblings of racism in the land of MLB. Har har, aye!
May 4, 2024, 8:37 pm
Arrr mateys! Word be goin' around that Tyronn Lue be settin' sail for the Lakers ship to take the helm as coach. Poor Darvin Ham walked the plank after just two years. The seas be rough in the world o' basketball, aye.
May 4, 2024, 6:08 pm
Arrr! Mystik Dan be the victor in the 150th runnin' o' the Kentucky Derby on a fine Saturday at Churchill Downs in Louisville. The journey for the Triple Crown be off to a rousin' start, mateys!
May 4, 2024, 5:49 pm
Ahoy, me hearties! 'Tis said that Super Bowl winner Aaron Rodgers be a regular sight at the Kentucky Derby. The New York Jets quarterback and his crew, including the mighty Travis Kelce, be seen merrymaking at the Revel at the Races party. Mayhaps they be making wagers on the noble steeds! Arrr!
May 4, 2024, 5:41 pm
Avast ye Mateys! When Fernando Tatis Jr. of the San Diego Padres be dodgin' them pitches like a scurvy dog, his captain cried, "No more monkey business!" Arrr, it be time to teach them scallywags a lesson or two!
May 4, 2024, 5:23 pm
Arr, me hearties! 'Tis with great sadness I be tellin' ye that Darius Morris, a scallywag drafted by the Lakers, hath passed away at the ripe age o' 33. No rumour o' his demise be known. May he rest in peace on Davy Jones' locker.
May 4, 2024, 5:12 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Captain Saban be talkin' tales o' his adventures on the gridiron at an event in Alabama. The old sea dog shared yarns o' battles won and lost in the wild world o' college football. Aye, 'twas a grand time indeed!
May 4, 2024, 10:27 am
Arrr mateys, the lass Caitlin Clark be showin' her skills on the court, scorin' 21 points in her first WNBA match. But alas, the Fever be losin' the battle 79-76. Aye, 'twas a valiant effort, but the victory be eludin' them this night. Aarrgghh!
May 4, 2024, 7:16 am
Arrr mateys! Come Saturday, the 150th Kentucky Derby shall commence! With the rise of gambling, more scallywags be placing their wagers on the race. May the best steed plunder the spoils and leave the rest in Davy Jones' locker! Aye!
May 4, 2024, 7:05 am
Avast ye landlubbers! The scallywags be raisin' a ruckus at the colleges o'er the Israel-Hamas squabble! The young buccaneers be makin' a fuss after the nabbin' o' some troublemakers at Columbia University. Aye, the seas be choppy with protestin' pirates! Arrr!
May 4, 2024, 6:57 am
Arrr mateys! Listen up ye scurvy dogs, here be all ye need to know about the 150th runnin' of the Kentucky Derby. Grab yer spyglass and brace yerselves for a wild ride on the high seas of horse racin'! Aye aye, let the games begin!
May 4, 2024, 12:21 am
Arrr, the scallywags from Miami be parting ways with their treasure, Luis Arraez, in exchange for four promising young swabs from San Diego. Ye can bet the parrots in the pirate tavern be squawking about this trade! Aye, mateys, 'tis a plunder worth talkin' about!
May 3, 2024, 8:27 pm
Arrr! The Independent Council on Women's Sports be sendin' a missive to the United Nations, protestin' the scurvy Biden crew's changes to Title IX. Ye best believe they be walkin' the plank if they tamper with our beloved sports, mateys! Hoist the jolly roger!
May 3, 2024, 6:28 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Patrick Beverly be under fire for launching a round object at a landlubber in the stands. He then be refusing to parley with a reporter during a tumultuous gathering. Aye, this be a tale worth tellin' in the halls of NBA lore! Arrr!
May 3, 2024, 6:00 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Conor McGregor be cryin' for a ban on Ryan Garcia! Claims the lad be a scurvy cheat, juicin' up like a bilge rat for his fight on April 20th! Mayhaps Garcia be needin' to walk the plank for his treachery! Arrr!
May 3, 2024, 4:41 pm
Arrr mateys! When the New York Jets set sail on their OTAs, old seadog Aaron Rodgers be free from the grip of his cursed Achilles injury, ready to plunder the gridiron once more. Let the cannons roar and the grog flow!
May 3, 2024, 3:53 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Jontay Porter be walkin' the plank with a lifetime ban for the sin o' gamblin' on games. The NBA and its mateys be whisperin' 'bout changes to prop bettin'. Aye, beware the siren's call o' the wager!
May 3, 2024, 2:41 pm
Arrr, Darvin Ham be walkin' the plank after the Lakers' sad defeat in the NBA playoffs. Only two seasons did he sail as head coach afore bein' cast adrift. Farewell, ye landlubber! May ye find smoother waters elsewhere.
May 3, 2024, 2:16 pm
Arrr mateys! Saquon Barkley be gettin' a proper hecklin' from the scurvy dogs in Philadelphia during the Knicks-76ers match. The lad be takin' to the electronic scroll to give 'em a piece of his mind on the digital seas. Aye, a right rum affair it be!
May 3, 2024, 11:20 am
Avast ye mateys! The scallywags of the Dallas constabulary be claimin' they've scoured the seas but found no treasure of evidence against Dak Prescott. Ahoy! The quarterback be walkin' the plank of innocence for now. Aaarrr!
May 3, 2024, 9:14 am
Avast ye mateys! The scallywag Patrick Beverley of the Milwaukee Bucks didst strike a landlubber in the noggin with a round projectile whilst playin' a game of hoops with the Pacers. 'Twas a spectacle to behold, indeed! Aye, the Bucks be walkin' the plank after this debacle. Arrr!
May 3, 2024, 8:22 am
Arrr matey! Tami Bobo, the hearty owner of Kentucky Derby steed Catalytic, be tellin' Fox News Digital that the secret to gettin' a third horse t' Churchill Downs be t' never be ignorin' them less fortunate beasts! Aye, a wise word of advice from a savvy scallywag.
May 3, 2024, 6:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! The San Francisco 49ers be walkin' the plank once more in the Super Bowl, but fear not! A former star be swearin' they be havin' the booty to bounce back and conquer the seas! Aye, the winds of victory be blowin' in their favor!
May 3, 2024, 5:42 am
Arrr, word be goin' round that Darvin Ham be walkin' the plank from the Lakers ship! Two salty dogs be in the runnin' to take his place, both havin' ties to the mighty LeBron James. Let the coaching mutiny begin! Arrr!
May 3, 2024, 5:15 am
Arr mateys! Hear ye, AJ Styles be squaring off against Cody Rhodes at the grand event of WWE Backlash in France this Saturday. 'Tis the maiden meeting betwixt these two scallywags and the premiere of PLE on French soil. Shiver me timbers!
May 3, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, mateys! The 150th sailin' of the Kentucky Derby be comin' this Saturday, but alas! The infamous trainer Bob Baffert be walkin' the plank for the third year in a row! No Hall o' Fame for that scallywag in 2021, ye must be jokin'! Arrr!
May 2, 2024, 8:56 pm
Arr matey, the co-owner of Legacy Motor Club, Richard Petty, did sail many a stock car in his time on the high seas. But now, he be spillin' the beans on which of those fine vessels be his absolute favorite. Aye, me hearties!
May 2, 2024, 5:38 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The tumultuous tale betwixt Marcus Jordan and Larsa Pippen be a right messy affair, as the wise seafarer Charles Barkley hath observed. Aye, 'tis a stormy sea they sail upon, full of twists and turns fit for a pirate's yarn!
May 2, 2024, 5:22 pm
Arrr, 'tis been a fortnight since them scallywags, the Atlanta Falcons, be makin' the odd decision to draft Michael Penix Jr. in the first round. Many a mate in the NFL community be left baffled and scratchin' their noggins in confusion. Aye, 'tis a head-scratcher indeed!
May 2, 2024, 4:32 pm
Avast ye mateys! The scallywags of the Carolina Hurricanes be restrictin' ticket sales to only them landlubbers from the Carolinas and parts of Virginia for their playoff tussle against the New York Rangers. Arrr, aye, they be keepin' out them sneaky scalawags from enemy territories!
May 2, 2024, 4:25 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! Bryson Dechambeau, a swashbucklin' star of LIV Golf, be swearin' by Blackbeard's beard that ye haven't yet glimpsed the true treasures o' the Saudi-backed tour. Arrr, fair winds and followin' seas be awaitin' ye on the links, me hearties!
May 2, 2024, 10:41 am
Arrr mateys! The mighty WNBA star Brittney Griner did reveal her inner thoughts when she found herself in the clutches of the Russian authorities in February of this year. Aye, her tale be told in an interview that aired on Wednesday. Aye, aye, she be a brave soul!
May 2, 2024, 10:15 am
Arrr, me hearties! Charles Barkley be settin' sail on the NBA media, claimin' that Lakers coach Darvin Ham and Suns coach Frank Vogel be walkin' the plank! Aye, the rumors be flyin' faster than a cannonball, but only time will tell if these scallywags be meetin' Davy Jones' locker!
May 2, 2024, 7:24 am
Arrr mateys! Orlando City's scallywag Mason Stajduhar, 26, and his fair maiden Tatiana, 25, be caught in a brawl at a tavern in Florida, the constables say. They be accused of disorderly conduct and taken to the brig! Aye, they be in a world o' trouble now! Arrr!
May 2, 2024, 7:00 am
Arrr mateys, Sen. Marsha Blackburn be leadin' the crew to declare Oct. 10 as "American Lasses in Sports Day" as states be fightin' back against the White House's Title IX shenanigans. Raise the Jolly Roger for our sporty lasses!
May 2, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr matey! Travis Kelce be growin' older, but the Chiefs be not losin' sleep o'er it. Vernon Davis be standin' strong too. They be like fine aged rum, only gettin' better with time on the gridiron. Hoist the sails and set a course for victory!
May 2, 2024, 3:30 am
Arrr mateys! Rep. Pat Fallon, R-Texas, be swearin' on his parrot's life that Texas will not be bendin' the knee to Biden's Title IX changes! Many other states be joinin' in on this mutiny as well. Prepare to walk the plank, ye scurvy dogs!
May 1, 2024, 9:19 pm
Arr matey! The scallywag Robert Kraft be tellin' on Fox News that the anti-Israel ruckus be scarin' the landlubbers in the U.S! Avast ye, me hearties, beware of them landlubber troubles! Aye, it be a strange world we be livin' in!
May 1, 2024, 8:48 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Tiger Woods be spillin' the beans on the "Today" show that his wee lass be turnin' her nose up at golf! The poor lad be spendin' too much time swashbucklin' on the green, mateys! Aye, the sea be callin' her name instead! Arrr!
May 1, 2024, 5:40 pm
Arrr, young Colton Outzen be bringin' sad tidings of his father's demise on ye olde social media platform. 'Twas a rare immune deficiency that did him in, as reported by the goodly Tallahassee Democrat. Fair winds and calm seas to ye, Marcus Outzen.
May 1, 2024, 5:30 pm
Arrr mateys, when Shedeur Sanders be talkin' ill of his shipmate, Deion Sanders swooped in like a noble pirate to defend him on X, yer see. And mark me words, Deion be makin' a bold prediction like a fortune-tellin' seafarer! Aye, the seas be a-buzzin' with gossip!
May 1, 2024, 5:06 pm
Avast ye mateys! Gather 'round and hearken unto thy weekly recollection of the grand events that occurred in the realm of sports! Let us regale in tales of triumph and defeat, as we sail the high seas of athletic competition! Aye, 'tis a glorious adventure indeed!
May 1, 2024, 4:29 pm
Arr mateys! The scallywags who own the 76ers and that Rubin scallywag be givin' away 2,000 tickets to Game 6 to the brave souls of Philly and the fine folk of the community. A jolly good gesture, aye! Aye, let's cheer on our mateys with a hearty "Yo ho ho!"
May 1, 2024, 9:54 am
Arrr, me hearties! WNBA lass Brittney Griner shared her harrowing tale on "Good Morning America." She endured 10 long months of captivity in Russia, aye! It be a tale of dehumanization and survival on the high seas of basketball. Hoist the Jolly Roger, mateys!
May 1, 2024, 9:51 am
Arrr mateys! UTEP skipper Scotty Walden be standin' by Xavier Smith, a swashbucklin' defender from Colorado, whilst storms be brewin' over jabs at Deion Sanders. Let's hoist the flag of support fer our mate and sail on, arrr!
May 1, 2024, 9:20 am
Arr, me hearties! 'Tis a tale of woe for Bashaud Breeland, caught with drugs and pistols by the lawmen. 'Tis not his first dance with the authorities either! Beware, ye scallywags, for the long arm of the law be reachin' for ye!
May 1, 2024, 8:21 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Former swashbucklin' Tennessee Titans mate Taylor Lewan made quite the splash o'er the weekend with his mighty beer chug at the Nashville Predators' Stanley Cup brawl. Aye, he be a true legend of the drinkin' seas!
May 1, 2024, 5:31 am
Avast ye scallywags! Jose Siri and Abner Uribe did engage in fisticuffs on Tuesday eve, causing quite the ruckus amongst the crew in Milwaukee. 'Twas a sight to behold, with punches a-flyin' and benches emptied faster than a bottle of rum at a pirate's feast! Arrr!
May 1, 2024, 5:25 am
Arrr, me hearties! Alicia Paans, a 31-year-old swashbuckler of a trans athlete, be set to join the Michigan Wolverines' lasses' waterpolo crew in a grand national championship this very weekend. Aye, may the wind be at their backs and the waters be calm!
May 1, 2024, 5:15 am
Arrr, Aldon Smith be a name whispered to reach Canton, Ohio, but alas, troubles did mar his path. Now, Smith be takin' his voyage to guide young swabbies in the NFL. Aye, a tale o' redemption be in the makin'!
May 1, 2024, 5:15 am
Arrr, me hearties! The mighty A.J. Styles be talkin' about how he be feelin' like a ship caught in a storm, blown away by the praise of that scurvy dog, The Undertaker! 'Tis a tale fit for a tavern!
April 30, 2024, 5:15 pm
Arrr! The Los Angeles Lakers be considerin' takin' on young Bronny James to carry on his father's legacy on the court. Will the lad be able to fill his father's boots and plunder the record books? Only time will tell, mateys!
April 30, 2024, 4:01 pm
Arrr, mateys! The Minnesota Timberwolves' skipper, Chris Finch, be havin' some trouble with his knee after a tumble with Mike Conley! He be headin' to surgery like a true pirate, to fix his patellar tendon! Here's hopin' for a swift recovery and smooth sailin' ahead!
April 30, 2024, 3:54 pm
Arrr, LeBron James and a wench had a jolly good exchange whilst sittin' courtside. The wench dared to jest at James, who gave her a good fright, makin' her jump like a scurvy landlubber. 'Twas a sight to behold, ye scallywags!
April 30, 2024, 3:20 pm
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis with a heavy heart that I must report the untimely demise of our matey John "Jack" Murphy on the digital parchment known as social media. Let us raise a tankard in his honor and offer a hearty "Arrr" in his memory.
April 30, 2024, 11:02 am
Arrr, me hearties! The fair maiden Paige Spiranac, with a treasure trove of loyal followers on the interwebs, did spill her guts on the art of golfing in a recent missive on the digital seas. Aye, a tale worth a share, indeed!
April 30, 2024, 10:59 am
Arrr, me hearties, LeBron James be keepin' mum on whether the loss to the Denver scallywags be his final swashbucklin' in a Lakers uniform. Will he stay or will he sail off into the sunset? Only the basketball gods know, mateys!
April 30, 2024, 6:55 am
Avast ye scallywags! Former NFL swashbuckler Johnny Manziel and the fair maiden Josie Canseco be declarin' their love on the digital seas o' Instagram at Stagecoach festivities. Arrr, may their romance be as treacherous as the high seas! Aye, aye, captain!
April 30, 2024, 6:02 am
Arrr mateys! The former Nike swashbuckler Sonny Vaccaro be chattin' 'bout Caitlin Clark's shoe agreement with the scallywags at Nike! Clark sealed the deal after joinin' the crew of the Indiana Fever. Ye best believe she be sportin' some fine footwear now! Aye, me hearties!
April 30, 2024, 5:24 am
Arrr mateys, the Kansas City Chiefs' swashbucklin' star Patrick Mahomes be aidin' the scallywag WWE United States Champion Logan Paul on "Monday Night Raw" by bestowin' upon him his precious Super Bowl rings. Aye, 'tis a tale of plunderin' and sportin' treasure indeed!
April 30, 2024, 5:15 am
Arr, the 2024 NFL Draft be swarming with six quarterbacks pillaged in the first 12 picks! What booty will the future draft class bring to the quarterback position, I wonder? Aye, 'tis a treasure trove of talent on the horizon, me hearties!
April 30, 2024, 4:00 am
Avast ye mateys! Tank Williams, a former swashbucklin' NFL defender, be soundin' the alarm for the Atlanta Falcons' treasure chest. Aye, after their draft shenanigans, he be worryin' about their gold doubloon situation. Arrr, keep a weather eye on the horizon, me hearties!
April 30, 2024, 3:30 am
Avast ye mateys! Old salt Jay Gruden be spoutin' off about why them Atlanta Falcons be pickin' Michael Penix Jr. over Kirk Cousins. Aye, 'tis a head scratcher indeed! Must be some rum involved in that decision making, arrr!
April 29, 2024, 5:43 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Georgia Attorney General Chris Carr be settin' sail against the Biden administration for tamperin' with Title IX, claimin' it be ruinin' lassies' sports. Arrr, mayhaps they be needin' a taste of the ol' plank walkin'! Aye, me hearties!
April 29, 2024, 2:54 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags be askin' Captain Jerod Mayo if the legendary Tom Brady be returnin' to lead the Patriots to victory once more. Methinks 'tis a jest to be thinkin' the old sea dog will come back for another voyage! Aye, 'tis a fine tale indeed!
April 29, 2024, 2:21 pm
Arrr mateys, ye hear the news? The Kansas City Chiefs be makin' Travis Kelce the highest-paid tight end in the NFL! He be signin' a two-year contract extension on Monday, settin' sail for more booty than any other tight end in the league. Aye, may his pockets be filled with doubloons!
April 29, 2024, 1:08 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Colorado Buffaloes be losin' their top runnin' back Dylan Edwards to the transfer portal! He be jumpin' ship to Kansas State after a single season under the helm of Deion Sanders! Aye, the seas be a-changin' in college football! Aarrr!
April 29, 2024, 10:59 am
Arrr, the former WWE lass Natalie Eva Marie be proclaimin' that PETA be the reason she now be huntin' for her grub. Aye, she be thankin' them scallywags for showin' her the way to findin' her own feast like a true buccaneer!
April 29, 2024, 10:23 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! The new lass Caitlin Clark be joinin' the Indiana Fever crew, showin' off her skills at trainin' camp. She be admittin' the game be movin' faster than a shark chasin' a sloop. Watch out, me hearties, this rookie be ready to plunder the court!
April 29, 2024, 10:15 am
Arrr! The Philadelphia Eagles' brave defender, Brandon Graham, fired a cannonball at the scurvy Dallas Cowboys afore revealing his crew's choice in the second round of the draft. Me thinks ol' Brandon be a fine shot on and off the field, aye matey!
April 29, 2024, 9:02 am
Arrr, me hearties! Word be spreadin' that the free agent running back Ezekiel Elliott be comin' back to the Dallas Cowboys after a year sailin' with them Patriots. Looks like he be returnin' to his rightful ship, ready to plunder the end zone once more!
April 28, 2024, 6:49 pm
Arrr mateys, the Philadelphia 76ers' Joel Embiid be mighty vexed by the sea of New York Knicks fans in the arena during Game 4. 'Tis a disappointment indeed to be outnumbered by landlubbers in our own territory! Avast ye, let's show 'em who rules the court!
April 28, 2024, 5:12 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Denny Hamlin bested that scurvy dog Kyle Larson to claim his third victory of the season at the Würth 400 in Dover! Ye best be watchin' out for that Hamlin lad, he be sailin' smooth and fast on the high seas of NASCAR!
April 28, 2024, 3:51 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Jalen Brunson be makin' history with his 47-point loot in the New York Knicks' victory over the Philadelphia 76ers! 'Twas a sight to behold on Sunday afternoon! Ye must give that scallywag a hearty "Yo-ho-ho!"
April 28, 2024, 3:40 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywag Tank Dell of the Houston Texans be takin' a shot at a tavern in Sanford, Fla. on Saturday night! The Buccaneers be announcin' this unfortunate incident. Ahoy mateys, stay clear of the rough seas of the nightlife!
April 28, 2024, 3:23 pm
Arr me hearties! Some scallywags from the Denver Nuggets were caught prancing around in flip-flops afore Game 4 against the Los Angeles Lakers! 'Tis a sight to behold, but methinks they be needin' to get their sea legs back in proper footwear if they be wantin' to win the match! Aye!
April 28, 2024, 11:09 am
Avast ye mateys! 'Twas a frightful sight at Dover Speedway as Ryan Sieg's vessel caught fire like a mighty sea dragon. The scallywag surely had a tale to tell after that harrowing escapade on the treacherous track. Arrr!
April 28, 2024, 10:09 am
Avast ye hearty crew! LeBron James be settin' the court ablaze, blowin' up Darvin Ham in the Lakers' triumph over the Nuggets. 'Twas a sight to behold as James plundered 30 points for his shipmates. Aye, the seas be rough but James be sailin' smooth!
April 28, 2024, 9:39 am
Arrr, Olympic maven Gabby Douglas didst make her triumphant return to the world of gymnastics on Saturday at the American Classic. She be a score of 50.65 at the jolly event, aye mateys!
April 28, 2024, 9:16 am
Arr me hearties! Two brave lads from St. John's be settin' sail for court to swashbuckle for another year on the court. They be claimin' they deserve it for missin' out on battle last season. Aye, may the winds of justice be in their favor!
April 27, 2024, 9:01 pm
Arrr mateys! The famed South Carolina swashbuckler Spencer Rattler be waitin' 'til the fifth round o' the NFL Draft before his name be called. His old coach be raisin' an eyebrow at this turn o' events, aye! A true scandal on the seven seas indeed!
April 27, 2024, 6:55 pm
Arrr matey! Jaylen Key, a swashbuckler in the Crimson Tide's secondary, was the last treasure snatched up in the NFL Draft of 2024 by them scurvy dogs, the New York Jets, 257th pick they be! Here's to him not walking the plank!
April 27, 2024, 6:05 pm
Arrr me hearties! The Philadelphia 76ers be victorious against the scurvy New York Knicks, but not without a bit o' trouble. Joel Embiid, the Sixers' star, be mixin' it up in some heated battles on the court. 'Twas a match worth watchin'!
April 27, 2024, 5:03 pm
Arr matey, the buzz for Caitlin Clark's maiden voyage in the WNBA be growin' by the day. She be gettin' asks to scrawl her John Hancock on ultrasound pictures! 'Tis a true sign of her impending greatness on the court, aye!
April 27, 2024, 4:02 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Los Angeles Rams coach, Sean McVay, be admittin' that scallywag quarterback Matthew Stafford be wantin' more guaranteed doubloons on his contract. Aye, 'tis a fine jest indeed! Methinks Stafford be plunderin' the team's coffers for all they be worth!
April 27, 2024, 3:49 pm
Arrr mateys, after sailin' under the tutelage of Jim Harbaugh for three long years at Michigan, Junior Colson be knowin' the lay of the land when he arrives at his first NFL practice. Here's hopin' he be bringin' his A-game and not be walkin' the plank!
April 27, 2024, 3:18 pm
Arrr, me mateys! Shohei Ohtani be makin' his grand entrance since that treacherous plane tale to Toronto, and the scallywags be givin' him a proper booing! But the lad proved 'is mettle and gave 'em a good clapback! Aye, a true swashbuckler he be!
April 27, 2024, 9:45 am
Arrr me hearties! Former NFL player Ross Tucker be layin' into them scurvy Atlanta Falcons on Friday, for choosin' Michael Penix Jr. in the first round o' the NFL Draft. Aye, 'tis a jest fit for Davy Jones' locker!
April 27, 2024, 9:28 am
Arrr, me hearties! Travis and Jason Kelce be spillin' the beans on how many NFL scallywags be believin' in the flat Earth conspiracy! 'Tis enough to make comedian Andrew Santino walk the plank! Har har har!
April 27, 2024, 8:23 am
Avast ye scallywags! The goodly ship Indianapolis Colts doth stand by their mate Adonai Mitchell, and hath smote those scurvy dogs who dare besmirch his name. Stand tall, me hearties, for the winds of victory shall blow in our favor!
April 27, 2024, 8:15 am
Arrr, mateys! The Quarterbacks be sailin' from the draft board like a fleet of majestic galleons! But ere that, two scurvy teams be tryin' to plunder the treasure that be Justin Herbert. Avast ye, 'tis a wild ride on the high seas of the NFL draft!
April 27, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! ESPN wise man Kirk Herbstreit be talkin' 'bout the Minnesota Vikings' new swashbuckler, Michigan's own J.J. McCarthy! He be singin' his praises like a siren's call, sayin' he be the true treasure of the draft! Arrr, me timbers be shiverin' with excitement!
April 26, 2024, 7:49 pm
Arrr, me hearty Joel Embiid, the NBA MVP, be battlin' the dreadful Bell's palsy! Aye, the scallywag be seekin' treatment and ain't sure how long he'll be sufferin'. Let's hope the curse be lifted soon and he be back on the court showin' off his skills! Arrr!
April 26, 2024, 7:34 pm
Arr matey! Carolina Panthers' Cap'n David Tepper be mighty displeased wit' a scallywag's sign outside a tavern, questionin' 'is control o'er the ship's draft plan. Aye, thar be no doubt this scurvy dog be walkin' the plank soon! Arrr!
April 26, 2024, 6:44 pm
Arrr mateys, 'tis said that Art Schallock, a swashbuckler of the baseball diamond, be the league's oldest living scallywag! This old sea dog once tossed cannonballs for them New York Yankees. Aye, the tales he could spin about them days on the high seas of baseball!
April 26, 2024, 5:13 pm
Arrr, David Pecker be tellin' the court he be snatchin' snapshots of Tiger Woods frolickin' with another lass in '07 and usin' them to convince him to grace the cover of Men's Fitness. Aye, 'twas a clever bit o' blackmail indeed!
April 26, 2024, 4:50 pm
Arrr, the Los Angeles Lakers be havin' a rough time against the Denver Nuggets, and their point guard D'Angelo Russell be feelin' the brunt of it! But beware mateys, for his antics on the bench be drawin' the watchful eye of the crew. Aye, a tempestuous tale indeed!
April 26, 2024, 4:17 pm
Arrr mateys, the Denver Broncos did plunder a fine quarterback with the 12th pick in the NFL Draft on Thursday night. They be grinnin' like a cat with a mouse, for it be none other than Bo Nix who be joinin' their crew. Aye, may the winds favor their sails!
April 26, 2024, 3:21 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The great hockey scribe Bob Cole, who shouted from the high seas of the Olympics and Stanley Cups, has set sail for Davy Jones' locker at the ripe old age of 90. Fare thee well, ye legendary broadcaster!
April 26, 2024, 11:43 am
Avast ye mateys! The Falcons be stickin' to their guns and standin' by their choice to pick up Michael Penix Jr. as their new quarterback. Arrr, the seas be rough but they be sailin' on with confidence! Aye, let's see if this lad be bringin' them treasure or trouble.
April 26, 2024, 9:38 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a sad tale indeed! Former warrior of the gridiron, Korey Cunningham, hath shuffled off this mortal coil in a dwelling in New Jersey. The scurvy dogs of the New York Giants have confirmed his journey to Davy Jones' locker. Fair winds and following seas, matey!
April 26, 2024, 8:22 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Kansas City Chiefs be makin' a daring move to snatch up Xavier Worthy, the swiftest scallywag on the gridiron! By Blackbeard's beard, even Patrick Mahomes be lookin' as giddy as a landlubber findin' buried treasure! Aye, me mateys, the seas be roilin' with excitement!
April 26, 2024, 8:12 am
Arrr mateys, after the first plunderin' at the 2024 NFL Draft, some crews be sailin' smooth while others be causin' a mutiny amongst their seasoned scallywags. Tis a rough sea out there, but no doubt some be findin' treasure in the rookie recruits. Aye!
April 26, 2024, 4:15 am
Avast ye! Two gridiron buccaneers, George Kittle of the San Francisco 49ers and Amon-Ra St. Brown of the Detroit Lions, be chattin' about the new rule on hip-droppin' tackles. Arrr, they be weighin' in on the matter like a couple of wise ol' sea dogs! Aye!
April 26, 2024, 3:30 am
Arr mateys! Arizona Cardinals' swashbuckler Kyler Murray be warnin' them young bloods o' th' treacherous waters o' th' NFL. Aye, he be sayin' th' league be a fierce beast ready t' devour ye whole! Beware, me hearties! Ye must be ready t' walk th' plank! Arrr!
April 25, 2024, 9:35 pm
Arrr mateys, the Atlanta Falcons did be causin' quite the ruckus by pickin' Michael Penix Jr.! Even old Kirk Cousins be as shocked as a landlubber seein' a ghost ship in the mist. Ahoy, what a salty tale to tell in the tavern!
April 25, 2024, 9:31 pm
Arrr matey, Captain Belichick be throwin' shade at young Drake Maye, likenin' him to the dreaded Josh Allen of the Bills. Methinks there be a storm brewin' in the Patriots' locker room, arrr! Aye, beware the wrath of the coach, ye scallywags!
April 25, 2024, 5:31 pm
The scallywags be claimin' that a snitch workin' with the DEA posed as a buyer when former NFL player Clyde "Peter" Hall attempted to peddle his fentanyl-laced booty. Arrr, tis a shipload of trouble for ol' Peter Hall, aye!
April 25, 2024, 4:35 pm
Arrr! The Philadelphia 76ers set sail for Game 3 with the scallywag New York Knicks. Rasheed Wallace, a former NBA All-Star, be talkin' trash about Tobias Harris like a landlubber! May the best buccaneer plunder the victory on Thursday night! Arrr!
April 25, 2024, 3:59 pm
Arrr, the scallywag Greg Norman be claimin' that the lad Rory McIlroy was never tempted with a deal, but he be willin' to parley with the PGA Tour star if he be ever fancyin' it. Aye, mayhaps they shall discuss over some grog and swashbuckle together!
April 25, 2024, 3:14 pm
Arr matey! Jared Goff's fair lass, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit queen Christen Harper, hath returned from her merry-making wench party. The two be now settin' sail to tie the knot and make final preparations for their grand celebration. Aye, love be in the air! Arrr!
April 25, 2024, 11:38 am
Arrr mateys, word on the high seas be that the Pittsburgh Steelers be passin' on claimin' young Fields' fifth year option, even after swappin' treasure with the Bears. Looks like this lad won't be settlin' in for the long haul in Steel City, yarrr!
April 25, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr, me hearties! Tony Khan, a swashbucklin' Jaguars executive and Chief Executive Officer of All Elite Wrestling, got himself a good ol' piledriver on Wednesday's "Dynamite" just hours before the NFL Draft. Ye can bet he be feelin' a bit rough in the mornin'!
April 25, 2024, 10:09 am
Arrr! Brendan Rice, scion of NFL legend Jerry Rice, be thinkin' he and Caleb Williams could be a swashbucklin' duo in the league if they be picked by the same crew. Aye, they be settin' sail for gridiron glory together, mark me words!
April 25, 2024, 10:06 am
Arrr matey! How many swashbuckling MLB couples do ye know? In the year 2024, ye might spy these fair maidens, cheering on their scallywag husbands from the stands. Aye, 'tis a sight to behold on the seven seas of baseball!
April 25, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr matey! Hannah McNair, the fair lass of Houston Texans' Cal McNair, be stirrin' up trouble with them scallywags from Tennessee Titans. She be throwin' more logs on the fire of this feud, mayhaps we see some duelin' on the high seas, arrr!
April 25, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr mateys, the 2024 NFL Draft be upon us soon, and all the scallywags be clamorin' to fill their rosters with new recruits. 'Tis a time o' great anticipation and excitement as teams seek to find the treasure they need to plunder the seas of victory! Arrr!
April 25, 2024, 4:05 am
Arrr, Rome Odunze be a sharpshooter on the gridiron, aye! The lad be settin' sail for the NFL Draft, ready to plunder the league with his skills. He be chattin' with Fox News Digital, on the brink of makin' history. Aye, me hearties, watch out for this scallywag!
April 25, 2024, 3:15 am
Arr, George Kittle be swearin' by Davy Jones' locker that Brandon Aiyuk be a "true wide receiver one," and he be thinkin' the 49ers would sooner walk the plank than let him go. Arrr, me hearties, what say ye to that?
April 24, 2024, 5:28 pm
Arr matey, in honor of their victory, Olivia Dunne and her fellow swashbucklers from LSU did ye olde shift at a Raising Cane's tavern. Aye, those lasses be flippin' more than just gymnastic tricks, they be flippin' chicken tenders too! Arr!
April 24, 2024, 5:06 pm
Arrr matey, it be said that Bill Belichick be walkin' the plank from his NFL ship after many a year. But fear not, for word be goin' 'round that he'll still be sailin' the seas of the league in some fashion. Aye, the old sea dog be keepin' busy!
April 24, 2024, 4:10 pm
Arrr mateys, Paul Skenes be ruling the Triple-A seas with his mighty skill, and his fair maiden Olivia Dunne be waitin' for the big leagues to come a'knockin'. 'Tis a tale of love and baseball, sure to bring a smile to even the saltiest of hearts.
April 24, 2024, 3:46 pm
Avast ye mateys! Gather 'round for yer weekly tale of sportin' adventures from across the seven seas. Sit back, relax, and let me regale you with the finest updates from the world of athletic pursuits. Ahoy, 'tis time for yer sports recap!
April 24, 2024, 10:08 am
Arr, me hearties! Vince McMahon be fightin' back against them scurvy allegations in court like a true pirate captain defendin' his loot. Ye can bet yer last doubloon he won't be goin' down without a fight! Aye, he be a fierce one, that McMahon!
April 24, 2024, 9:30 am
Arrr mateys, the Heisman Trophy Trust be settin' sail to declare on Wednesday that the 2005 Heisman Trophy be returnin' to Reggie Bush of USC. Shiver me timbers, the lad be gettin' his treasure back, savvy? Aye, 'tis a jolly good tale indeed!
April 24, 2024, 7:49 am
Arrr mateys, me hearties be tellin' tales of Indiana Pacers star Tyrese Haliburton's younger brother bein' called a foul name during a scuffle in Milwaukee. Avast ye scallywags, we must be keepin' civility on the court and in the stands!
April 24, 2024, 7:20 am
Arrr mateys! The scallywag Jeff Kwatinetz be tellin' tales of the Big3 league's quest for Caitlin Clark, the lass from Iowa. He be spillin' the beans on what they be offerin' her to join their crew. Will she be settin' sail with the Big3? Only time will tell! Arrr!
April 24, 2024, 5:47 am
Arr matey! NFL's legendary Tom Brady be havin' a quarrel with the young whipper-snappers, claimin' they be thinkin' it be all about themselves! He be wantin' a crew mentality, not a bunch o' scallywags lookin' out fer number one! Aye, the seas be rough with these lads!
April 24, 2024, 5:40 am
Avast ye mateys! The fair maiden Breanna Stewart be biding her time on the matter o' WNBA gold doubloons, yet she be hopeful for a swashbucklin' change on the horizon. Arrr, mayhaps a treasure trove be awaitin' her soon!
April 24, 2024, 4:15 am
Arrr mateys! Tua Tagovailoa, the Miami Dolphins' skipper, be spillin' the beans to Fox News Digital about how he and his crew be makin' a grand leap forward. Aye, the winds be blowin' in their favor, says he!
April 24, 2024, 3:45 am
Arrr, Kyler Murray be settin' his sights on the NFL Draft with his Cardinals pickin' at No. 4 this year. Ye can bet yer doubloons he be makin' his suggestions known to the crew. Aye, the winds be blowin' in his favor, mateys!
April 23, 2024, 5:20 pm
Arr matey! The lass Brittney Griner, a star of the roundball court, was caught in the clink for dabbling in the devil's lettuce. But fear not, for she be traded for a scurvy Russian arms dealer in a swap fit for the high seas! Aye, a fair trade indeed!
April 23, 2024, 4:58 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that Rory McIlroy be gettin' back on the PGA Tour's Policy Board after a brief hiatus. The scallywag be returnin' to the fold with board approval, as the rumor mill doth whisper. Aye, the lad be back in action!
April 23, 2024, 3:41 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The Denver Nuggets didst make a grand comeback of 20 points with a buzzer beater. But alas, the brothers of Nikola Jokic didst engage in fisticuffs in the stands like a pair of landlubbers! Aye, what a spectacle! Arrr!
April 23, 2024, 3:02 pm
Arrr, the Milwaukee Brewers be tellin' us that Jakob Junis be takin' a serious blow to the neck from a line-drive while practicin' his battin' skills. Off to the hospital he goes for more reckonin' - aye, the dangers of the pitcher's life on the high seas!
April 23, 2024, 10:50 am
Avast ye mateys! The San Francisco 49ers' swashbucklin' quarterback Brock Purdy be sayin' on Monday that he be payin' no mind to the landlubber talk of contracts. His only focus be on pillagin' and plunderin' his way to victory on the field! Arrrr!
April 23, 2024, 9:47 am
Arrr, me hearties! Zach Wilson's fair mother did cheer and make merry at the news of the quarterback's rumored voyage from the hated Jets to the noble Broncos. She did proclaim her joy on the Instagram scroll, to the delight of all who beheld it!
April 23, 2024, 7:14 am
Arr matey, the mighty Pro Football Hall of Famer Marvin Harrison Sr. be tellin' his son the key to success on the field as he embarks on his own pirate adventure. May he plunder many touchdowns and sail to victory! Arrr!
April 23, 2024, 6:54 am
Arr matey! In a wild skirmish with 41 ticks left in Game 2 betwixt New York and Philadelphia, the Knicks plundered a crucial six doubloons to claim victory in the joust! Ahoy, twas a grand spectacle of swordplay and plunderin'!
April 23, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Miami Dolphins' swashbucklin' star quarterback, Tua Tagovailoa, didst parley with Fox News Digital 'bout his draft adventure and the dread of bein' left on the plank out o' the first round. Shiver me timbers!
April 23, 2024, 4:25 am
Avast ye scallywags! Shawne Merriman, an ex-NFL star, be tellin' OutKick's Dan Dakich that them landlubbers in Chicago made a foolish mistake in tradin' Justin Fields. Aye, them young QBs need time to become swashbucklin' legends on the gridiron! Arrr!
April 23, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr me hearties, this here young quarterback be talkin' 'bout not carin' where he be taken in the draft, like old Tom Brady himself. Aye, we'll see if he be hoistin' the Lombardi Trophy like the great Brady or end up walkin' the plank!
April 22, 2024, 9:33 pm
Arrrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that Robert Kraft, the scurvy dog who owns the New England Patriots, be on Fox News Channel's "Hannity" to chat about his choice to withdraw his backing for Columbia University. Aye, he be playin' a different game now! Arrr!
April 22, 2024, 4:57 pm
Arrr, the World Anti-Doping Agency be stickin' to their guns and lettin' them Chinese swimmers off the hook for takin' the forbidden heart medicine. But beware, me hearties, next time they won't be so lucky to escape the wrath of the doping laws!
April 22, 2024, 4:35 pm
Arr matey, the Washington Huskies signal-caller Michael Penix Jr. hath penned a missive to ye scurvy NFL GMs, mullin' o'er snatchin' him in the draft this week. Will they be wise enough to heed his words, or will they walk the plank of regret? Arrr!
April 22, 2024, 2:45 pm
Avast ye mateys! The scallywag Aaron Boone of the New York Yankees was sent to Davy Jones' locker by the umpire Hunter Wendelstedt after a landlubber's words be mistaken for his own. Shiver me timbers!
April 22, 2024, 2:20 pm
Ahoy mateys! Zach Wilson be walkin' the plank from New York, as the Jets be tradin' him to them Broncos out west. Aye, the lad be settin' sail for greener pastures, or so he hopes! Arrr!
April 22, 2024, 11:33 am
Arrr, it be told that Robert Kraft, a wealthy sea dog, be abandonin' his ship Columbia University due to the rise of antisemitic scallywags. Aye, no treasure be worth riskin' the safety of me crew. Fair winds and aye aye, matey!
April 22, 2024, 10:54 am
Avast ye, me hearties! The noble swashbuckler Dak Prescott be not shivering in his boots at the thought of his future beyond the year 2024. The lad be as cool as a cucumber as he faces the final year of his contract. Ahoy, what a fearless buccaneer! Aye, mateys?
April 22, 2024, 10:31 am
Arrr, me hearties! Keep a weather eye on young Caitlin Clark as she sets sail in the WNBA. The U.S. women’s basketball scallywags be watchin' her like a hawk to see if she be worthy to join the crew in Paris for the Olympic plunder this summer! Aye, may the wind be at her back!
April 22, 2024, 9:38 am
Arr, me hearties! NFL Draft lads Joe Alt and Bo Nix had a jolly good time sailin' in a Black Hawk o'er Detroit, where the Draft be happenin'. 'Twas a grand adventure, thanks to USAA! Aye, they be livin' the high life, indeed!
April 22, 2024, 5:22 am
Arrr, me hearties! Aaron Rodgers be as lively as a young seadog durin' the New York Jets' offseason shenanigans. He be seen hurlin' darts to his trusty mate, Garrett Wilson, like a true swashbuckler. Keep an eye on 'em, me hearties, or ye may be walkin' the plank! Arrr!
April 21, 2024, 7:53 pm
Arrr, me hearty Matt Rempe be helpin' the New York Rangers to a grand 4-1 victory o'er the scurvy Washington Capitals in Game 1 o' the Stanley Cup Playoffs, and he be feelin' right at home doin' it! Aye, a true swashbuckler on the ice, he be!
April 21, 2024, 7:07 pm
Arrr mateys! Corey LaJoie be sailin' his ship on her side after a fierce battle at Talladega Superspeedway! The scallywag be leavin' a mark on many a driver as he crossed the finish line in a most unorthodox manner. Aye, what a spectacle it be!
April 21, 2024, 6:29 pm
Fer his maiden voyage in 2024, Tyler Reddick commandeered the Michael Jordan-owned No. 45 vessel to Victory Lane at Talladega Superspeedway. Aye, 'twas a grand plunder indeed!
April 21, 2024, 5:13 pm
Arrr, the scallywags from the Washington Nationals presidents race were ambushed by rival mascots from the high seas of pro and collegiate leagues, turning the event into a raucous scuffle on the Sabbath day! Aye, the pillaging of fun and games be a sight to behold, mateys!
April 21, 2024, 3:37 pm
Arrr mateys, the New England Patriots be holdin' the prized No. 3 pick in the upcoming NFL Draft of 2024! They be searchin' for a treasure so grand, it be called an "unprecedented deal." Who be brave enough to plunder this pick from their grasp? Aye, only time will tell!
April 21, 2024, 3:04 pm
Arrr maties, Cormani McClain, a swashbucklin' five-star cornerback recruit, be jumpin' ship from Colorado to take a poke at Deion Sanders' Buffaloes crew. Will he find his treasure in a new port? Only time will tell, me hearties!
April 21, 2024, 2:18 pm
Arrr, ye scallywags from Midland and Odessa High Schools battled it out like true buccaneers, playin' three full games to determine a victor in a 23-inning saga that spanned across two sunrises. Aye, they truly tested their mettle on the diamond!
April 21, 2024, 11:19 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Kyle Larson be walkin' the plank fer tamperin' with his ship's roof rails. NASCAR be givin' him a good keelhaulin' fer his troubles. Aye, the seas be rough fer this Cup Series star! Arrr!
April 21, 2024, 10:39 am
Arr matey! Texas Longhorns signal caller Arch Manning be a swashbucklin' scallywag on the gridiron! Thar be three touchdown passes in the Orange-White spring spectacle, includin' two bombs o'er 75 yards! Aye, he be makin' the opposition walk the plank with his cannon arm! Arrrr!
April 21, 2024, 9:53 am
Avast ye scallywags! The tale be told of NASCAR legend Mark Martin, who be speakin' of his fondness for the rapscallion known as Gucci Mane in a recent podcast interview. The news spread like wildfire across the seven seas, as Martin's admiration for the rapper became the talk of the town! Arrr!
April 21, 2024, 9:26 am
Avast ye scallywags! Justin Allgaier hath taken a mighty blow whilst sailin' the treacherous waters of Talladega Superspeedway! He be crashin' into a wall like a clumsy landlubber on the backstretch. Aye, the seas be rough for this racer! Arrrrr!
April 20, 2024, 8:21 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Olivia Dunne and the lasses from LSU be victorious in the NCAA national championship, showin' off their skills on the high beam and uneven bars like true swashbucklers. Arrr, aye, 'twas a fine day for gymnastics on the shores of Texas!
April 20, 2024, 6:11 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Roman Gabriel, the gallant leader of passin' touchdowns for the Los Angeles Rams, hath set sail for Davy Jones' locker at the ripe ol' age o' 83. His heir hath declared his departure from this mortal coil. Fair winds and followin' seas, matey!
April 20, 2024, 4:51 pm
Arrr mateys! The Olympic gold medalist Jordan Burroughs didst face off against a scallywag fan in the stands at the U.S. wrestling trials on Penn State’s campus Friday Night. Methinks that fan be regretting his insolence now! Aye, the wrestling arena be no place for rowdy buccaneers!
April 20, 2024, 4:38 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Aaron Judge, the cap'n of the New York Yankees, be wearin' a golden sombrero on Saturday and his own crew be givin' him the ol' boo-hoos. But the cap'n be shruggin' it off like a seagull shakin' off a fishbone. Arrr!
April 20, 2024, 4:26 pm
Arrr matey, the lad Larry Nance Jr. be quick to see he spoke like a landlubber when boastin' 'bout his crew. Ye can't be talkin' big and then walk the plank when things get rough in the playoffs, savvy? Aye, the seas be treacherous indeed!
April 20, 2024, 4:04 pm
Avast ye! Did ye hear the sad news? The American golfer and hostess of the Golf Channel, Stephanie Sparks, has shuffled off this mortal coil. She sailed the treacherous seas of the LPGA for but one year, and now be gone at the ripe age of 50. Farewell, fair maiden of the links!
April 20, 2024, 11:34 am
Avast ye mateys! Afore the battle betwixt the New York Islanders and the Carolina Hurricanes, Cap'n Jon Ledecky did bestow upon struggling families tickets and treasure. 'Twas a jolly good deed to lift their spirits as we prepare to set sail on the high seas of playoff mayhem! Arrr!
April 20, 2024, 11:10 am
Arrr mateys, this scallywag Ryan Garcia be payin' a hefty toll of 1.5 million doubloons for his extra 3.2 pounds in the ring! Ye best be keepin' an eye on yer booty, lest ye lose it all to the scales!
April 20, 2024, 9:59 am
Avast ye mateys! Dave McCarty, a swashbuckler from the 2004 World Series winning crew of the Boston Red Sox, has crossed the great seas to Davy Jones' locker at the ripe old age of 54. Fair winds and following seas to ye, brave soul!
April 20, 2024, 6:06 am
Arr mateys! The Stanley Cup playoffs be starting this Saturday, with 16 crews all fightin' for the chance to lift the Cup at the end. But which four crews be havin' the best shot at claimin' the treasure? Let's set sail and find out!
April 20, 2024, 3:50 am
Arrr, me hearties! The great Olympic hero Katie Ledecky be singin' praises for Caitlin Clark and her fine deeds in the realm of women's college basketball as she sets sail for the pros. 'Tis a grand journey ahead for this lass, may she conquer all in her path! Aye!
April 20, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr matey, after plunderin' six Super Bowls wit' the New England Patriots, Julian Edelman be admittin' he weren't shocked to see both crews part ways. Aye, even the most fearsome pirates must sail on to new adventures!
April 19, 2024, 6:42 pm
Arrr mateys! The scallywag brother of Michael and Jontay Porter, recently marooned from the NBA, be cursed to six years in the brig for a deadly grog-fueled crash last year. Mayhaps he'll learn to steer clear of the rum next time!
April 19, 2024, 6:23 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs of the Federal Aviation Administration and United Airlines be investigatin' the Colorado Rockies after a coach be postin' a video on the social media showin' him in the cockpit durin' a flight. Avast! Ye be walkin' the plank for this one!
April 19, 2024, 5:16 pm
Arr, me hearties! The New York Mets be like, "Nay to Devin Haney and Ryan Garcia! No pitch for ye scallywags after yer scuffle!" Ye can't be throwin' fists and balls in the same day, says I! Aye, the baseball gods have spoken!
April 19, 2024, 4:57 pm
Avast ye scallywags! J.J. McCarthy be like a plundered treasure, risin' to the top o' draft boards after claimin' the national championship. But beware, for thar be a "huge question" lingerin' like a ghostly specter, as Kurt Warner doth declare. Yarrr!
April 19, 2024, 3:46 pm
Avast ye scallywags! A.J. Brown be swearin' his loyalty to the Philadelphia Eagles, yet he be playin' games like a landlubber. He be switchin' his X profile picture to that of Tom Brady! Arrr, what be the meanin' of this treachery? Aye, the seas be choppy indeed!
April 19, 2024, 3:44 pm
Arrr, Michael Kay be havin' a twinkle in his eye, wonderin' why them Blue Jays be playin' like scallywags at home. Fans be cryin' foul, sayin' he be suggestin' they be usin' some pirate tricks to win. Aye, the mystery be afoot on the high seas of the baseball diamond!
April 19, 2024, 10:45 am
Avast ye mateys! The gallant Coby White of the Chicago Bulls didst plunder 42 points from the Atlanta Hawks, yet alas, it be not writ in the annals of history. Aye, but 'tis a jolly good show nonetheless! Arrr!
April 19, 2024, 7:43 am
Avast ye mateys! The scallywag Zay Flowers be off the hook, as the NFL be sayin' there be not enough proof that he broke the code o' conduct. Yo ho ho, the Ravens be rejoicin', for their wideout be sailin' smooth seas ahead. Arrr!
April 19, 2024, 7:30 am
Arrr mateys, ye scallywag Bob Baffert be banned from Churchill Downs 'til 2024! And a judge be sayin' his trusty steed can't race in the Kentucky Derby next month. Looks like his luck be walkin' the plank! Aharrr!
April 19, 2024, 5:15 am
Arrr, me hearties! OutKick matey Dan Dakich be givin' Indy Star scallywag Gregg Doyel a right ol' verbal lashing fer messin' wit Caitlin Clark at her WNBA parley. Avast ye, me thinks Dakich be throwin' shade like a bilge rat in a rum barrel! Aye, he be a feisty buccaneer, that one!
April 19, 2024, 5:02 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! The sportin' events be gettin' mighty fierce, with brawls breakin' out like a storm at sea! The biggest of scuffles be happenin' at these games, makin' the seas look calm in comparison. Aye, 'tis a sight to behold!
April 19, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr mateys! The lass Katie Ledecky's title as the finest swimmer on the seven seas may be in peril come the Paris Olympics this summer. But fear not, for she be relishing the challenge ahead! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
April 19, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr mateys! The scurvy dogs be showin' more Jewish hate in 2023 than ever before! Julian Edelman, a fine Patriot and a Jew himself, be feelin' the sting of this foul antisemitism. Let's give those scallywags a taste of our cannons and cutlasses! Aye!
April 18, 2024, 5:30 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The NHL's Board of Governors be givin' the nod for a new crew in Salt Lake City! All hands on deck be sailin' to Utah, but beware the cursed Coyotes name stayin' behind in Arizona! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
April 18, 2024, 4:19 pm
Arrr mateys, the Arizona Coyotes be givin' their fans a jolly good time by trouncin' them Oilers. And would ye believe it, the franchise be changin' hands to that landlubber Ryan Smith of the Utah Jazz. Aye, it be a tale to be told!
April 18, 2024, 2:48 pm
Arrr, the retired buccaneer Tom Brady be claimin' he'd be willin' to hoist the Jolly Roger once more if need be, but me hearties say he be talkin' out of his doubloons. 'Tis all just a jest, aye!
April 18, 2024, 12:27 pm
Arrr, Bill Belichick be singin' praises o' the legendary Lawrence Taylor, me hearties! Aye, he be breakin' his rookie rule for this swashbucklin' giant from New York. Yo ho ho, me thinks even the fiercest Buccaneers would tremble in his wake!
April 18, 2024, 11:00 am
Arr matey! The NFL Draft be settin' sail fer the New England Patriots, but one fortunate scallywag be enjoyin' the adventure o' a lifetime. Hoist the Jolly Roger, me hearties, and let the draftin' begin!
April 18, 2024, 10:47 am
Arrr mateys, Tampa Bay Rays scallywag Pete Fairbanks be talkin' a bit funny about his pitchin' today. Two runs be sneakin' past him like bilge rats on a sinking ship. Fairbanks be needin' to tighten up his defense afore he be walkin' the plank! Arrr!
April 18, 2024, 9:48 am
Arrr, me hearties! Tom Brady may not be the swiftest pirate on the high seas, but ye can't deny he be a slippery one when it comes to avoidin' them sackin' scallywags! Dwight Freeney be spillin' the beans on this secret treasure in a new episode of "All Facts No Brakes" with Keyshawn Johnson. Aye, me mateys, ye best be watchin' out for Brady's tricks on the field! Arrr!
April 18, 2024, 9:37 am
Avast ye scallywags! The scurvy knave Daylen Austin of the Oregon Ducks hath been caught red-handed in a hit-and-run escapade of the felonious kind! The law be on his tail like a hungry shark on a wounded fish, arrr!
April 18, 2024, 5:27 am
Arrr, me hearties! The great Scott Hamilton, Olympic champion, shared with Fox News Digital his battle as a survivor of the dreaded scurvy (cancer) and how his swashbuckling skills on the ice have granted him a grand stage to inspire others. Aye, he be a true legend!
April 18, 2024, 3:00 am
Arr, Olympic champion Katie Ledecky did parley with Fox News Digital 'bout proudly flyin' the colors o' the United States on the grand world's stage. She be a mighty fine swimmer, settin' sail for victory in the vast ocean of competition. Aye, a true seafarin' lass indeed!
April 17, 2024, 8:32 pm
Arrr mateys, The Kelce scallywags be throwin' The Great Lombaby Games at the University of Cincinnati, where brave souls be plungin' into a sea of Skyline chili! Aye, may the strongest stomach win this spicy challenge!
April 17, 2024, 8:11 pm
Avast ye! 'Tis with heavy hearts we announce the passing of AJ Simon, a swashbuckling prospect in the 2024 NFL Draft from the University of Albany. He crossed the final goal line at the young age of 25. Fair winds and following seas, matey.
April 17, 2024, 5:21 pm
Arrr mateys, The Browns be showin' off their fancy new threads, givin' a nod to days of yore with their facemasks. Keep a weather eye on the other crews in the league makin' changes to their garb as well! Aye, tis a sight to behold!
April 17, 2024, 4:54 pm
Arrr, me hearties! A loyal follower of the ice battles swiftly defended a wee lad from harm at an AHL match in Ohio! The boy's mother be thankin' the savior for his swift hand. Ahoy, a true act of valor on the frozen seas!
April 17, 2024, 3:43 pm
Arrr, Caitlin Clark be confessin' her desire for the Indiana Fever to win the top pick in the WNBA Draft. She be hopin' for the chance to play near her own hearth and home. Yarrr, may the basketball gods grant her wish!
April 17, 2024, 2:06 pm
Arr matey! Chase Elliott's triumph at Texas be his first since October 2022. Be the 2020 NASCAR Cup Series champion finally escapin' the curse o' the rut? Only time will tell, me hearties!
April 17, 2024, 11:28 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywag Jontay Porter of the Toronto Raptors be walkin' the plank for his misdeeds in the world of gamblin'. The NBA hath cast him asunder for his suspicious activities. May he find his treasure elsewhere!
April 17, 2024, 11:17 am
Arrr, me hearties! Noah Eagle be takin' charge as the play-by-play voice for the USA Basketball men's and women's games at the Paris Olympics in France. He be settin' sail for the medal rounds and aimin' to bring home the booty for his crew!
April 17, 2024, 10:48 am
Arrr mateys! The Colorado Buffaloes' defender Shilo Sanders be sending a fierce warning to all ye scallywags lookin' to pillage the gridiron in Boulder this spring! Be ye ready to face the wrath of this fearsome pirate on the field, me hearties! Aye aye, captain!
April 17, 2024, 8:39 am
Arrr, me hearties! The San Francisco 49ers quarterback Brock Purdy regaled us with a tale of daring! He didst save a fair maiden from a vicious coyote whilst filming a commercial! Aye, me mateys, 'tis a tale worth tellin' over a tankard o' grog!
April 17, 2024, 5:07 am
Arrr mateys, the Los Angeles Lakers be holdin' onto their spot as the No. 7 seed in the West fer the NBA Playoffs! They outsmarted them pesky New Orleans Pelicans in a fierce battle on Tuesday night. Hoist the Jolly Roger, we be sailin' into the postseason!
April 17, 2024, 5:05 am
Arrr, me hearties! The brave buccaneer Donovan McNabb didst share his fears with the jolly matey Dan Dakich regarding the upward soar of J.J. McCarthy's treasure in the draft. Avast! Will this young gunner be a swashbuckling success or walk the plank? Aye, only time will tell!
April 17, 2024, 4:05 am
Avast ye! 'Tis said that Carolina Panthers' Adam Thielen did parley with Fox News Digital 'bout his NFL Draft adventures and shared wisdom fer future swashbucklers. Aye, 'twas a jolly good read, mateys! Arrr!
April 17, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr mateys! Ye olde Notre Dame swashbuckler Tim Brown be right peeved at the changes in college football! The seas be rough with this newfangled NIL and transfer portal nonsense, arrr! Aye, tis a treacherous voyage for us Fighting Irish legends, indeed! A-harrr!
April 16, 2024, 5:50 pm
Arrr, 'tis told that Sisay Lemma o' Ethiopia and Hellen Obiri o' Kenya be swashbucklin' champions o' the Boston Marathon! They be now eyein' the grand prize o' the Paris Olympics! May they plunder the gold and hoist their flags high in victory!
April 16, 2024, 5:14 pm
Arr, ye scallywags! Fear not, for Rory McIlroy be swearin' his loyalty to the PGA Tour, despite all the blatherin' and bilge-suckin' rumors! Ahoy, let's raise a tankard to that swashbucklin' golfer and his steadfast dedication to the Tour!
April 16, 2024, 4:31 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Bucks be in a pickle without their swashbuckling MVP, but fear not! They be prayin' for his return before the plunderin' Pacers can send 'em to Davy Jones' locker in the first round o' battle! Aye, the seas be rough, but the Bucks be stayin' strong!
April 16, 2024, 4:31 pm
Arrr mateys! The Aces be the ones favored to claim the WNBA title, not that scallywag Caitlin Clark and her Fever crew! See the odds and where Clark & her mates be on the board, if ye dare!
April 16, 2024, 11:14 am
Avast ye scallywags! The legendary skipper Whitey Herzog, who led the St. Louis Cardinals to victory in the World Series of '82, has passed on to Davy Jones' locker at the ripe old age of 92, as declared by the crew of the team. Fare thee well, Captain Herzog!
April 16, 2024, 11:12 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! The law in West Virginia that be keepin' transgender athletes from competin' with the lasses in sports has been given a swift kick in the britches by the federal appeals court! Shiver me timbers, equality be winnin' the day!
April 16, 2024, 10:32 am
Arrr, Kansas City Chiefs' swashbuckler Patrick Mahomes be sayin' why he be steerin' clear o' tighter gun laws and not backin' a presidential candidate. Aye, he be keepin' his powder dry and his ship steady in the stormy seas o' politics!
April 16, 2024, 9:15 am
Arrr mateys, Shohei Ohtani be havin' a right peculiar beginnin' with them Dodgers. But he be showin' true mettle, comin' out a better shipmate. And now, he be hittin' like the legendary MVP he be! Aye, a true tale of redemption on the high seas of baseball!
April 16, 2024, 5:35 am
Arr matey! WWE lass Rhea Ripley be givin' up her Women's World Championship on Monday due to a scuffle with Liv Morgan leavin' her wounded. The sea be a treacherous place, even in the wrestling ring! Aye, what a tale to be told over grog and plunder!
April 16, 2024, 5:32 am
Arrr mateys! Did ye see that scallywag Cedric Mullins make a dive for the ages against the Minnesota Twins? The lad be up for "Catch of the Year," mark me words! He be makin' the Baltimore Orioles proud on the high seas of the baseball diamond! Aye, well done, me heartie!
April 16, 2024, 5:27 am
Arrr, the legendary MLB swashbuckler Ken Holtzman has shuffled off this mortal coil at the ripe age of 78. Let us raise a tankard in his honor and remember the days when he battled on the diamond, a true warrior of the game. Fair winds and following seas, matey.
April 16, 2024, 5:23 am
Arrr matey, did ye see the reaction of Connor McCaffrey to the attire of Caitlin Clark at the WNBA Draft? 'Twas like a landlubber caught in a squall! The former Iowa superstar be struttin' her stuff on the orange carpet, causin' quite the stir among the crowd. Aye, 'twas a sight to behold!
April 15, 2024, 4:54 pm
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis with heavy heart I announce the retirement of the legendary John Sterling, the voice of the New York Yankees. From this day forth, me heart be as empty as Davy Jones' locker without his hearty calls. Fair winds and following seas, matey!
April 15, 2024, 4:35 pm
Arrr, 'tis none other than the notorious Rob Gronkowski, famed for plunderin' end zones and makin' the wenches swoon with his fancy footwork! The scallywag even dared to show off his celebratory dance whilst tossin' the first pitch at the Red Sox match! A true legend of the gridiron!
April 15, 2024, 2:33 pm
Arrr, Caitlin Clark be a fearless lass on the court, but when she be stepping on the stage of 'SNL', she be shakin' in her boots like a landlubber facin' a stormy sea. The lass be showin' her true colors in front of millions o' watchful eyes! Aye, she be a true pirate o' the stage! Arrr!
April 15, 2024, 12:37 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Sisay Lemma, a fearless pirate from Ethiopia, be winnin' the Boston Marathon in a record-breakin' time of 2 hours, 6 minutes, and 17 seconds! 'Tis a swashbucklin' achievement, makin' him one of the fastest scallywags in the race's history! Arrr!
April 15, 2024, 10:16 am
Arrr matey! Scottie Scheffler, after plunderin' his second Masters title, be tellin' us where golf now ranks in his list o' priorities with a wee babe on the horizon. Yarrr, the lad be settin' sail on a new course!
April 15, 2024, 9:27 am
Arrr mateys! The WNBA Draft be settin' sail at 7:30 p.m. ET to reveal the next bunch o' talented lasses joinin' the league. Caitlin Clark be at the helm, but who else be ready to plunder the court? Aye, me hearties, the excitement be brewin' like a storm at sea!
April 15, 2024, 7:22 am
Arrr, the Boston Red Sox swashbuckler, Kenley Jansen, be complainin' 'bout the grips o' the cursed baseballs he be throwin' this year after his crew bested the scoundrels from Los Angeles. Methinks he be needin' a little extra grog to steady his aim! Arrr!
April 15, 2024, 6:50 am
Avast ye mateys! 'Tis a sad day for Nolan Schanuel of the Los Angeles Angels, as he be sidelined with a "testicular contusion" against the scurvy Red Sox. Mayhaps he be needin' some rum for that injury, arrr! Aye, the dangers of the pirate life!
April 15, 2024, 5:29 am
Avast ye scallywags! The legend Caitlin Clark be sharin' about the importance of mixin' with the wee fans, makin' a grand impact with her platform. Aye, take heed and make time for the young'uns, lest ye be walkin' the plank! Arrr!
April 15, 2024, 5:27 am
Arrr, the Masters champion Scottie Scheffler be gabbin' about his trust in the Almighty, and how it be guidin' him on the links as he be plunderin' his second victory. Aye, a fine tale of faith and fortune on the high seas of golf!
April 14, 2024, 8:10 pm
Arrr mateys! The garb worn by Team USA's track and field scallywags be causin' quite the uproar on th' digital seas! A debate be brewin' o'er what be proper attire fer sportin' in th' field. Avast ye, it be a right ol' hullabaloo!
April 14, 2024, 6:04 pm
Arr, me hearties! Scottie Scheffler be the swashbuckler of the greens, plunderin' the second Masters tourney of his days. He outdueled Ludvig Åberg and Collin Morikawa in a grand spectacle at Augusta National. Yo ho ho, a fine victory indeed!
April 14, 2024, 3:59 pm
Avast ye mateys! A swashbucklin' lad from Oregon, a transgender runner, be raisin' eyebrows and makin' waves amidst the state's policies. Aye, tis a tale fit for the high seas, with the lad finishin' second in the race and settin' tongues waggin'! Arrr!
April 14, 2024, 3:02 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Did ye hear tale of them scallywags from New Jersey trickin' their foes with the ol' hidden ball trick? 'Twas a sight to behold, me mateys! The lads be crafty as a band of pirates plunderin' a ship!
April 14, 2024, 2:34 pm
Arrr! Did ye hear? Mike Tyson be showin' off his sparrin' skills in a Nevada parkin' lot! And he be givin' a warnin' shot to that scallywag Jake Paul! Aye, 'tis a sight to behold! Ye best be keepin' an eye on this one, mateys!
April 14, 2024, 2:04 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywag bodyguard of Lionel Messi be helpin' to remove two landlubber fans who dared to rush upon the pitch durin' a match betwixt Inter Miami and Sporting KC. Aye, beware the wrath of the mighty Messi!
April 14, 2024, 11:27 am
Arrr mateys, LSU Tigers captain Brian Kelly be suggesting a cap on plunder in college football to tame the bounty of NIL and other treacherous waters. Aye, a brave idea indeed, but will it keep our ship afloat or send us to Davy Jones' locker? Only time will tell!
April 14, 2024, 11:12 am
Arrr mateys, ye should have seen the clash between Max Holloway and Justin Gaethje at UFC 300! 'Twas a battle fer the ages, endin' with Holloway deliverin' a knock-out blow to Gaethje at the final tick o' the clock. Yarrr, 'twas a sight to behold!
April 14, 2024, 10:25 am
Arrr, me hearties! The legend of the Iowa Hawkeyes, Caitlin Clark, did grace the stage of "Saturday Night Live" and shared jests with the jester Michael Che. 'Twas a sight to behold, as she had the whole crew in stitches with her wit and charm!
April 14, 2024, 9:47 am
Arrr mateys, the Brazilian brawler Renato Moicano be tellin' the folks in Las Vegas to set sail on the high seas of knowledge by readin' the works of Ludwig von Mises, a wise European economist. He then sent poor Jalin Turner to Davy Jones' locker with a swift knockout at UFC 300. Aye, what a fight it was!
April 13, 2024, 8:12 pm
Arr matey! The San Francisco 49ers be keepin' Brandon Aiyuk 'til 2024, but then he'll set sail as a free agent. Aye, the winds of change be blowin' in the NFL seas!
April 13, 2024, 7:29 pm
Arrr mateys, Stephon Gilmore be joinin' the crew o' former Patriots who be throwin' shade at the new documentary 'bout our six Super Bowl plunderin'! Methinks there be some salty sea dogs in that locker room! Aye, me hearties, the drama be as thick as a pirate's beard!
April 13, 2024, 6:53 pm
Arrr mateys, 'tis said that Zach Johnson, victor of the 2007 Masters, did let slip a curse upon the patrons after a triple-bogey at Augusta on Friday. But he doth protest, claiming 'twas all a misunderstanding. Aye, 'tis a tale fit for the high seas indeed!
April 13, 2024, 6:37 pm
Arrr matey! The scallywag O.J. Simpson, a former NFL landlubber, placed all his loot in a trust made back in January. The court documents be showin' his final will, bound to make ye chuckle in disbelief. Aye, what a tale!
April 13, 2024, 5:29 pm
Arrr, the legendary Charles Barkley be givin' young Zion Williamson some wise counsel after a frightful injury jest the other night. Let's hope the lad be heedin' the advice and stayin' clear of any more troubles on the court, lest he be walkin' the plank! Aye!
April 13, 2024, 4:51 pm
Arrr mateys! The Tampa Bay Bucs' swashbuckler Baker Mayfield's fair maiden Emily hath shared a portrait on the digital ocean of their wee lass and trusty hound. Aye, 'tis a treasure worthy of a thousand doubloons! May they sail the seas of parenthood with glee and grog!
April 13, 2024, 4:40 pm
Arrr, just a day after Tiger Woods rewrote the tale by making the cut for a record 24th time, he be posting his worst score ever at The Masters. Methinks his ship may have hit a rough patch in the sea of golf!
April 13, 2024, 2:04 pm
Avast ye mateys! Angel Hernandez be known as the scurviest umpire on the seven seas, but on Friday night, he be sailin' straight into Davy Jones' locker with his dreadful calls. Aye, 'twas a spectacle to behold!
April 13, 2024, 11:31 am
Arrr, at the 2024 Stronger Men's Conference, the famed Kansas City Chiefs star kicker, Harrison Butker, did regale us with tales of his faith and how it guides him in both his daily life and on the field of battle known as football. Aye, a true inspiration he be!
April 13, 2024, 10:34 am
Arrr me hearties! Methinks that scurvy knave Rashee Rice of the Kansas City Chiefs was sailin' his chariot at a blistering 119 knots afore causin' a calamitous six-vessel pile up on a Dallas Highway! Avast! 'Twas a sight to behold, by the powers!
April 13, 2024, 8:11 am
Arrr, me hearties! The old Giants player be not convinced o' this McCarthy lad, whose value be rising faster than a stormy sea! Let's see if he be worth his weight in gold on the field, or if he be nothin' but a scallywag!
April 13, 2024, 6:00 am
Arrr! Cap'n Dan Hurley o' the University o' Connecticut hoops crew did parley with OutKick's Dan Dakich 'bout the notion o' mental health and the woes o' us blokes keepin' mum 'bout our troubles. Aye, 'tis a matter to ponder upon, me hearties!
April 12, 2024, 10:31 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The co-leader Bryson DeChambeau be playin' the role of a groundskeeper at the Masters, movin' a mighty sign to get a better shot. Aye, he be showin' that even the toughest pirates need to tend to their own shipyard!
April 12, 2024, 10:01 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis been whispered that Cap'n Armstrong hath declared we be sailin' to Salt Lake City come next season. Avast ye, me mateys, prepare to set sail for new horizons and plunder the NHL seas in Utah! Aye, the Arizona Coyotes be settin' course for new lands!
April 12, 2024, 8:24 pm
Arrr mateys, the NFL be crackin' down on tauntin' like a scurvy dog on a treasure hunt. But Joe Burrow be cryin' foul, sayin' let the lads have some fun on the high seas! Avast ye penalties, let the banter flow freely!
April 12, 2024, 6:19 pm
Arrr, ol' Fritz Peterson, of the New York Yankees, who swapped wives and children with his mate Mike Kekich, has set sail for Davy Jones' locker at the ripe age o' 82. May he rest in peace, and may his rum supply never run dry in the afterlife!
April 12, 2024, 5:45 pm
Arrr, me hearties! NFL swashbuckler Travis Kelce finally be earnin' his parchment o' learnin' on Thursday! And in true Kelce style, he did hoist a tankard o' ale whilst standin' on stage. Aye, a proper celebration fit fer a pirate like himself!
April 12, 2024, 5:17 pm
Arrr mateys! The mighty Donovan Clingan, two-time national champion of UConn, be settin' sail for the NBA Draft after helpin' his crew dominate March Madness! May the winds of fortune blow in his favor as he seeks treasure in the professional leagues!
April 12, 2024, 5:05 pm
Arrr, me hearties! UConn's b-ball captain Don Hurley parlayed with OutKick's Dan Dakich 'bout the school's plunder of back-to-back titles and the scuttlebutt 'bout the Kentucky coaching ship vacancy. Yo ho ho, what a treasure trove of gossip! Aye, me timbers be shivering with excitement!
April 12, 2024, 5:04 pm
Arrr, after a tumultuous voyage of the seas, the LSU Lady Tigers leader Kim Mulkey be a sight to behold, shedding tears like a stormy sea. She be pourin' out her heart to the swashbucklin' crowd on Thursday night. Aye, what a tale of woe!
April 12, 2024, 9:18 am
Arrr! The scallywag Teddy Knox of Southern Methodist University, he be walkin' the plank fer a car crash with Rashee Rice! The school be givin' 'im the ol' heave-ho on Thursday. Aye, a tough break fer the lad!
April 12, 2024, 6:30 am
Arrr mateys, the first round be cut short, but fear not! 'Tis only addin' more intrigue to the tale unfoldin' at Augusta National. Keep a weather eye on the horizon for all the excitement brewin' on Friday, me hearties!
April 12, 2024, 6:29 am
Arrr mateys, after takin' a swing to start the 2024 Masters, the legendary Gary Player shouted a cheer for America! Three-time wearer of the green jacket, he be showin' his love for the land of the free and the home of the brave. Aye aye!
April 12, 2024, 6:00 am
Arrr mateys! Tom Brady be tellin' tales on the "DeepCut with VicBlends" series. He be chattin' about his adventures as a dad, aye. Raise yer grog to the legendary quarterback and his plunderin' of fatherhood! Aarrgh!
April 12, 2024, 4:30 am
Arrr matey! 'Twas a day to remember, in the year of our lord 1994, when that scallywag O.J. Simpson interrupted the NBA Finals with his wild car chase. 'Tis said 95 million eyes were glued to the spectacle. Aye, memories of that day be as thrilling as a treasure hunt on the high seas!
April 11, 2024, 11:36 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! Jordan Montgomery be signin' a one year deal like a scurvy dog, leavin' his agent Scott Boras in the dust. Arrr, what a twist in the tale of this swashbucklin' saga! Yarrr!
April 11, 2024, 9:38 pm
Avast ye mateys! The scurvy dog Rashee Rice, a star of the Kansas City Buccaneers, hath surrendered himself to the constables for a dastardly hit-and-run. Tis a sad day when a swashbuckler's deeds be as foul as a bilge rat's! Arrr!
April 11, 2024, 8:44 pm
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis been reported that former Seahawk bucaneer Ricardo Lockette has been thrown into the brig in Atlanta for a slew of criminal offenses. 'Tis a sad day for the matey, but a merry one for the lawmen! Arrr!
April 11, 2024, 5:17 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The mighty Akebono Taro, a grand champion of the sumo wrestling seas, has taken his final voyage to Davy Jones' locker at the ripe age of 54. Heart failure be the cause of his untimely departure, confirmed by his kin on Thursday. Farewell, brave warrior!
April 11, 2024, 5:02 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Stephen A. Smith be talkin' on his magic box about that scallywag, O.J. Simpson's demise. His feelings be as jumbled as a pile of plundered treasure! Tune in, ye scurvy dogs, for a good laugh and some lively debate on "First Take."
April 11, 2024, 3:43 pm
Arrr, ol' Mercury Morris be reminiscin' 'bout the days when he sailed the gridiron seas with that scallywag OJ Simpson. 'Twas a lively tale he shared with OutKick, me hearties! Aye, those were the days of plunderin' and pillagin' in the end zone!
April 11, 2024, 3:16 pm
Arrr, me hearties of Sacramento be havin' a fancy new baseball team, yet there be scallywags rootin' for the A's instead! Aye, they be missin' out on the grand spectacle of watchin' their own team play in person. A pox on their lack of loyalty!
April 11, 2024, 11:41 am
Arrr! The NFL scallywags be talkin' on the electronic scroll about the sailin' of Hall of Fame scoundrel O.J. Simpson. 'Tis a sad day for the pigskin plunderers, may he find fair winds and a steady course in Davy Jones' locker.
April 11, 2024, 9:19 am
Arrr, me hearties! Kamilla Cardoso be sailin' through a storm of success this week! Aye, she be hoistin' the flag of national champion and snatchin' the treasure of a top WNBA draft pick in the blink of an eye. Fair winds and full sails to ye, lass!
April 11, 2024, 8:08 am
Arrr mateys! The start of the 2024 Masters tournament be held up by fierce winds and the threat of a mighty rainstorm. Methinks even the bravest golfer would be wise to avoid these treacherous waters! Aye, let's hope for fairer skies on the horizon!
April 11, 2024, 6:44 am
Avast ye mateys! Former hoopster Nate Robinson be in dire straits, claimin' he be needin' a new kidney or face Davy Jones' locker. This three-time slam dunk king be battlin' kidney woes for a good six years now. Arrr, let's hope he finds a donor quick-like!
April 11, 2024, 1:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! IBM and the Masters Tournament be makin' the fan experience even grander afore the first major of the year! They be bringin' us Hole Insights, a treasure that be makin' the game even more excitin'! Aye, we be in for a jolly good time on the greens!
April 10, 2024, 9:03 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Jake Paul be claimin' that he's not gettin' the respect he deserves from the likes of Mike Tyson and his scallywag critics. He be preparin' for a mighty battle in the squared circle, aimin' to prove 'em all wrong! Aarrrrr!
April 10, 2024, 8:45 pm
Avast ye mateys! Ippei Mizuhara, the scurvy dog who be interpretin' for Shohei Ohtani, be in talks to admit his scallywag ways and hand over his ill-gotten loot for swindlin' the lad's doubloons to settle his bets! Arrr, what a treacherous tale on the high seas!
April 10, 2024, 4:51 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round for yer weekly debrief of all the swashbucklin' adventures in the realm o' sports! 'Tis a treasure trove of tales, fit for the bravest of sailors. Don't be a landlubber, savvy? Ye best be stayin' informed! Arrr!
April 10, 2024, 4:29 pm
Avast ye! 'Tis be rumored that the former NBA scallywag Ben McLemore hath found himself in a bit o' trouble with the law. The scallywag be now caged up in an Oregon brig for charges of rape and abuse. Aye, the seas be rough for this landlubber! Arrr!
April 10, 2024, 4:12 pm
Arrr matey, when Fox News Digital inquired about Dawn Staley's words on trans athletes in fair maidens' sports, Kamilla Cardosa navigated away from a direct response like a sly buccaneer evading capture. Her lips be sealed tighter than a treasure chest! Aye, a clever dodge indeed!
April 10, 2024, 3:59 pm
Avast ye mateys! The quarrel o'er MLB's new garb be fierce! Detroit Tigers lad Riley Greene be tearin' his britches slidin' into home like a scallywag. Arrr, 'tis a sight to behold, me hearties! Aye, the seas be rough for them uniform makers!
April 10, 2024, 10:30 am
Arrr mateys, the fate of Dallas Cowboys' star Dak Prescott be as uncertain as a ship lost at sea. A scallywag NFL insider be whisperin' that the crew may be lookin' to plunder a new quarterback in this year's draft. Aye, the plot thickens!
April 10, 2024, 9:43 am
Arr matey, the legendary Mariano Rivera be throwin' his support behind the former President Trump for the 2024 election. Aye, it be a curious choice, but who am I to question the decisions of a baseball legend? Avast ye, it be a strange world we be livin' in, indeed!
April 10, 2024, 9:11 am
Arrr mateys, the Boston Celtics be makin' history on Tuesday night by finishin' their game against the Milwaukee Bucks without takin' a shot from the charity stripe. Avast ye, a game without free throws be a rare treasure indeed!
April 10, 2024, 8:38 am
Arrr me hearties, the sport o' track and field be makin' history by givin' out treasure to the gold medal winners! Aye, $50,000 pieces o' eight be waitin' for those swift scallywags. 'Tis a fine day for pirates and athletes alike!
April 10, 2024, 5:31 am
As we sauntered along the throng of lubbers trailing behind, the crowd gasped and cheered at the sight of Tiger Woods strutting his stuff on the front-nine during the Masters. Arrr, the lad still be swingin' his stick like a true sea dog!
April 10, 2024, 4:10 am
Arrr mateys, the legendary golfer Jason Day be needin' to hoist the Jolly Roger once again if he be wantin' to reclaim his rightful place as the number one scallywag in the world o' golf. The Masters be his best shot at plunderin' the title!
April 10, 2024, 3:45 am
Arrr, me hearties! Alabama Sen. Tommy Tuberville be talkin' on OutKick's "Hot Mic" 'bout South Carolina coach Dawn Staley supportin' them trans athletes in women's sports. Avast ye, 'tis a discussion fit for the high seas, if ye ask me! Arrr!
April 9, 2024, 9:01 pm
Arrr mateys, word be spreadin' like wildfire 'bout them South Carolina wenches snatchin' the national championship! Even that scallywag Steve Sarkisian couldn't resist watchin' the match. 'Twas a sight to behold, indeed!
April 9, 2024, 5:37 pm
Avast ye! The top golf swashbucklers, Scottie Scheffler and Sam Burns, be keepin' a weather eye on their fair maidens whilst plunderin' The Masters tournament. Arrr, may the winds of fortune blow in their favor on the treacherous greens!
April 9, 2024, 5:24 pm
Arrr mateys, Xaviar Babudar be scuppered by a landlubber judge to hand over $10.8 million doubloons to a swindled bank teller! 'Twas a jolly good haul in December 2022, but now the scallywag must pay the piper! Aye, the pirate's life ain't always a smooth sailin'!
April 9, 2024, 4:51 pm
Arrr, Draymond Green be talkin' nonsense! Zach Edey be fightin' like a true pirate, scorin' 21 points in a mere 15 minutes! Methinks Green be seein' ghosts if he be thinkin' Edey be quittin'! Aye, Edey be a legend on the court!
April 9, 2024, 4:26 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said by a wise judge in Tennessee that the gallant Ja Morant of the Memphis Grizzlies did indeed defend himself against a scallywag of 17 years past. Two years hence, justice be served on the court, just like grog be served in the tavern! Arrr!
April 9, 2024, 11:32 am
Arr matey, did ye hear about this odd spectacle? The UConn coach, Dan Hurley, did a peculiar thing in the national championship match against Purdue. He stepped onto the court and gave his player a gentle nudge. What a scallywag move, but it worked in their favor!
April 9, 2024, 10:55 am
Arrr mateys! The scallywags in Philadelphia did give The Rock a right ol' razzing as he stepped into the squared circle to steal Cody Rhodes' thunder after his WrestleMania 40 victory. Aye, 'twas a sight to see, the fans bein' as salty as a sea dog!
April 9, 2024, 8:52 am
Avast ye mateys! A pro-Israel ad be raisin' a ruckus, drawin' the ire of landlubbers to the FCC. 'Twas the shoutin' for "all the dads held in captivity by Hamas" that stirred the pot during the Super Bowl. Aye, the seas be rough with complaints on this one! Arrr!
April 9, 2024, 7:05 am
Arrr, me hearties! Methinks Coach Dawn Staley be suggestin' that the lasses of South Carolina Gamecocks were bein' robbed of their rightful spotlight by them scallywag menfolk! 'Tis a conspiracy, says she! Aye, 'tis a grand jest, indeed!
April 9, 2024, 4:15 am
Arrgh! The scallywag Dan Zaksheske joined "Don't @ Me with Dan Dakich" to gab about the wench Dawn Staley backing transgender athletes in women's sports. Aye, 'twas a debate fit for the high seas, me mateys!
April 9, 2024, 3:35 am
Arrr! Jason Day be tellin' all ye landlubbers why he be donning Malbon Golf gear on his voyages this season. It be causin' quite the stir amongst the fans, as his unique garb be turnin' the golf world on its head! Aye, he be a trendsetter on the high seas of golf!
April 9, 2024, 3:05 am
Arrr! Jake Knapp be a young buccaneer who hath already claimed victory in his maiden PGA Tour voyage. But now, as he embarks upon his first Masters adventure, he be faced with a new challenge. The lad be ready to face his fears and strive for the unattainable: to seize victory once more! Arrr!
April 8, 2024, 10:30 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Connecticut Huskies be holdin' onto their crown as the kings of NCAA hoops after trouncin' the Purdue Boilermakers to seize back-to-back victories on the court. Yo ho ho, the treasure be stayin' in their grasp!
April 8, 2024, 3:34 pm
Arr matey, Tiger Woods be sharpenin' his skills ahead of The Masters at Augusta National Golf Course on Monday. Methinks he be aimin' to make history ere the week be out. Aye, let's see if the lad can shiver me timbers with some record-breakin' play! Arrrr!
April 8, 2024, 2:44 pm
Arrr mateys, the lass Samantha Irvin be praised by Michael Buffer for her fine work at the swashbucklin' spectacle known as WrestleMania 40 in Philadelphia! She be ringin' out them names with more gusto than a parrot squawkin' for a cracker! Aye, a fine performance indeed!
April 8, 2024, 1:56 pm
Avast ye mateys! The Iowa lass Caitlin Clark be gettin' sweet words from her swashbucklin' beau Connor McCaffrey, even after the Hawkeyes be losin' the national championship to South Carolina. Arrr, true love be standin' the test of defeat on the high seas!
April 8, 2024, 12:17 pm
Arrr mateys, the NAIA hath decreed that them scallywags o' the transgender persuasion shall not be allowed to partake in the fairer sex sports leagues. Aye, 'tis a strange rule indeed, but who are we to argue with the powers that be? Arrr!
April 8, 2024, 11:27 am
Arrr, mateys! 'Tis said that the scurvy dog Javier Loya be as lucky as a leprechaun with his charges bein' dropped in Kentucky. Aye, the winds be blowin' in his favor on this fine Monday!
April 8, 2024, 11:05 am
Avast ye scallywags! Jon Rahm, a swashbuckler of the links, be throwin' shade at the LIV Golf league's measly 54-hole tournaments! Arrr, he be settin' sail for the Masters with a chip on his shoulder and a glint in his eye. Yarrr!
April 8, 2024, 10:16 am
Arr matey! The lass Paige Spiranac be settin' sail to defend Caitlin Clark against those scallywags and naysayers. The Iowa Hawkeyes star be facin' the storm of criticism for too long, but fear not, for Spiranac be fightin' alongside her like a loyal crewmate!
April 8, 2024, 9:38 am
Arrr, former Pittsburgh Steelers scallywag Merril Hoge be layin' into former North Carolina quarterback Drake Maye afore the NFL Draft be upon us. Thar be some spicy words a-sailin' on the wind, mateys!
April 7, 2024, 10:49 pm
Arrr mateys, word on the high seas be that John Calipari be ready to commandeer the Arkansas Razorbacks ship! Aye, he be settin' sail for new hoops adventures, lookin' to plunder and pillage that college basketball booty! Aarrr!
April 7, 2024, 10:14 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Cody Rhodes spun his tale o' triumph! "The American Nightmare" bested Roman Reigns at WrestleMania 40 fer the WWE Undisputed Universal Championship wit' a little help from the legends o' old! Aye, a victory fit fer a champion!
April 7, 2024, 8:58 pm
Arrr, Bayley be a fierce lass, bein' the victor in a swashbucklin' duel with Iyo Sky! Despite takin' a few blows from the scurvy Damage CTRL crew and a bum knee, she seized the WWE Women's Championship at WrestleMania 40. Aye, she be a champion worth cheerin' for!
April 7, 2024, 8:36 pm
Arrr, ye scallywags be hearin' that Logan Paul did keep his United States Championship at WrestleMania 40 by outsmartin' Kevin Owens and tossin' that landlubber Randy Orton out of the ring like a sack o' taters. Yarrr!
April 7, 2024, 5:47 pm
Arrr, me hearties! South Carolina's fearless leader Dawn Staley be singin' praises for the Iowa Hawkeyes and the mighty Caitlin Clark. Aye, the lass be makin' waves in the world o' women's basketball! Set sail and watch her conquer the high seas o' hoops!
April 7, 2024, 5:25 pm
Arrr, the South Carolina lasses be playin' like true buccaneers and claimin' victory for the third time in their program's tale! The fair Captain Dawn Staley didst thank the Heavens above for guidin' her brave crew to glory on the court! Huzzah!
April 7, 2024, 4:13 pm
Arrr matey! The South Carolina scallywags be as flawless as a fine treasure chest, with their 38-0 plundering season culminating in a grand 87-75 victory over the Iowa landlubbers in the national championship bout on the Sabbath day. Aye, they be true champions of the high seas!
April 7, 2024, 3:48 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Lynette Woodard be claiming that her record be still the bee's knees, despite that whippersnapper Caitlin Clark surpassing it. Aye, let the lass have her glory, but Woodard's name be forever etched in the annals of basketball lore! Arrr!
April 7, 2024, 11:22 am
Avast ye, me hearties! 'Tis said that the fair maiden Harper Murray, a star of the Nebraska women's volleyball crew, was caught with grog in her veins by the lawmen. A BAC of 0.169 be a mighty high number for a lass of her tender age! Arrr, bring out the rum!
April 7, 2024, 10:42 am
Avast ye mateys! Stephen Strasburg hath hung up his cleats and retired from the sport of baseball. The lad spent his whole career with the Washington Nationals, but now sets sail for a life of leisure. Fair winds and following seas to ye, Strasburg!
April 7, 2024, 10:03 am
Me hearties, this scallywag Tony Clark be pointin' fingers at the pitch clock for the poor pitchers' elbow woes! Arrr, 'tis a mighty fine excuse if ye ask me. Next thing ye know, they'll be blamin' the parrot on me shoulder for their lousy performance on the field! Aye, the nerve of 'em!
April 7, 2024, 9:38 am
Arrr matey! The wench Diana Taurasi be givin' her honest opinion on the sharpshooter Caitlin Clark as she sets sail into the professional seas this weekend. Aye, let the games begin!
April 7, 2024, 5:35 am
Arrr, me hearties! Ye won't believe it, but Korbin Albert of the U.S. lasses' national soccer crew was met with boos as she stepped onto the field to face Japan. 'Twas all 'cause o' her posts on the scroll o' social media. Aye, the lass be walkin' the plank, fer sure!
April 6, 2024, 10:57 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Cody Rhodes be settin' sail to make history at WrestleMania 40! He'll be battlin' Roman Reigns for the WWE Undisputed Universal Championship. Will he claim victory and plunder the gold, or will Roman reign supreme? Tune in to find out, ye scallywags! Arrr!
April 6, 2024, 10:41 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Rock and Roman Reigns be showin' Cody Rhodes and Seth Rollins who's boss at WrestleMania 40! But the real showdown be happenin' on Sunday when Reigns and Rhodes clash like two ships in a stormy sea. Aye, it be a spectacle ye won't want to miss!
April 6, 2024, 10:04 pm
Arrr, me hearties! UConn be settin' sail fer another battle on Monday fer th' national championship after takin' down Alabama in th' Final Four, 86-72. Th' Huskies be defendin' their booty like true champions!
April 6, 2024, 5:27 pm
Arr matey! The LSU football coach, Brian Kelly, be sayin' on Saturday that if the school be wantin' the team to stand for the national anthem, then by Davy Jones' locker, we be standin' proudly! Aye, 'tis a jolly good show of patriotism, says I!
April 6, 2024, 4:36 pm
Arrr! The grand jury be sayin' that LSU's Trey Holly be innocent of attempted murder in the February shootin'. Ye can't be blamin' a pirate for defendin' his ship, mateys! Fair winds and smooth seas to ye, Trey Holly! Hoist the Jolly Roger high!
April 6, 2024, 4:24 pm
Arrr, Purdue scallywag Zach Edey be cryin' for a change in the law o' the land fer international players like himself to be makin' deals for plunder without restrictions. Aye, the lad be from Canada and be wantin' a fair share o' the booty!
April 6, 2024, 11:18 am
"Arrr mateys, tis said that a most contentious call in the waning moments o' the Iowa vs. UConn match did play a part in the Hawkeyes' triumph on the eve of Friday. Aye, the winds o' fortune did blow in their favor that night!"
April 6, 2024, 9:39 am
Avast ye scallywags! The Iowa Hawkeyes and South Carolina Gamecocks be settin' sail for Cleveland to do battle on Sunday for the women's college basketball national championship. Prepare to witness a fierce contest of hoops on the grandest stage! Arrr!
April 6, 2024, 8:36 am
Arrr, Pittsburgh's foul weather be playin' a trick on us, as the Pirates be facin' off against the Orioles in their grand home opener at PNC Park, only to be met with a blimey snowstorm! 'Tis a jest from the weather gods, methinks! Aye, pass the rum, mateys!
April 6, 2024, 4:15 am
Avast ye scallywags! Cody Rhodes and Seth Rollins be squaring off against The Rock and Roman Reigns to close out the first night o' WrestleMania 40. But mark me words, the outcome o' this battle shall have dire consequences for the events o' Night 2! Arrr!
April 6, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr mateys! WWE star Cody Rhodes did parley with Fox News Digital 'bout readyin' himself for a grueling WrestleMania 40, where he be squaring off against The Rock and Roman Reigns. Mayhaps he be needin' more than just a bottle o' rum to survive that battle! Arrr!
April 5, 2024, 10:42 pm
Avast ye! UConn's Aaliyah Edwards be walkin' the plank after commitin' a foul off-ball, causin' a disaster of grand proportions. The Iowa Hawkeyes be holdin' strong against the late-game surge, earnin' a spot in the NCAA title game. Arrr, what a tale of woe and triumph on the high seas of basketball!
April 5, 2024, 9:35 pm
Arr mateys, as the final moments of the first quarter plundered away, the scallywag refs sounded their whistle and banished Knicks mate Josh Hart from the match quicker than ye can say "shiver me timbers!" Aye, the lad be walkin' the plank before ye knew it!
April 5, 2024, 5:38 pm
Arrr matey! 'Twas said that after the loss to the Jets, Josh Allen gave Stefon Diggs a proper tongue lashing in the locker room. Aye, tempers be flaring like a cannonball in a storm, but we'll sail on to victory, mark me words!
April 5, 2024, 5:24 pm
Arrr matey, Vice President Harris be talkin' like a landlubber! The NCAA brackets been around fer ages, just like me trusty parrot. She be needin' to swab the decks and learn her history before openin' her gab. Aye, me hearties!
April 5, 2024, 5:00 pm
Arrr mateys! The legendary swashbucklers Mikaela Shiffrin and Aleksander Aamodt Kilde be joinin' forces in holy matrimony! These Olympic buccaneers be settin' sail on the sea of love, ready to conquer any slope that comes their way! Aye, aye, love be in the icy air!
April 5, 2024, 4:14 pm
Arr, ye scallywags! The lawmen be diggin' into the complaints o' the lasses from Utah's band o' basketballers, and they've found some more proof that be backin' up their yarns. Looks like the landlubbers be in a bit o' trouble now!
April 5, 2024, 11:03 am
Arrr mateys, ESPN be partin' ways with Norby Williamson, a scallywag of a executive. 'Twas former NFL player Pat McAfee who be callin' him out on his show. Looks like Norby be walkin' the plank now! Aye, the drama be brewin' in the world of sports!
April 5, 2024, 10:57 am
Arrr, mateys! Bronny James be settin' sail fer the NBA after but one season at USC. The scallywag guard be showin' his skills to the NBA crews. Aye, let's see if he be findin' the treasure o' success on the court! Arrr!
April 5, 2024, 10:48 am
Arrr, me hearties! The lasses be takin' to the court in the NCAA college basketball semis this Friday night in Cleveland. Four mighty crews be battlin' it out at 7 p.m. ET. Shiver me timbers, 'tis sure to be a grand spectacle!
April 5, 2024, 9:10 am
Arrr mateys! These cinematic tales be not just mere fiction, but be true accounts of brave souls and mighty feats! "Remember the Titans," "Rudy," and "We Are Marshall" be but a few examples of these yarns spun from the salty depths of reality. Sail on, me hearties!
April 5, 2024, 5:49 am
Arrr! French diver Alexis Jandard be havin' a spot of trouble at the Paris Aquatics Centre, as he be takin' a tumble off the plank in front o' the country's president! Aye, 'twas a sight to behold, me hearties!
April 5, 2024, 5:20 am
Arrr mateys, a mighty solar eclipse did cast its shadow upon the New York Yankees and Miami Marlins match, causin' a delay of four hours to the startin' time. The sun, it be playin' tricks on us landlubbers! Arrr!
April 5, 2024, 3:30 am
Arrr mateys! WrestleMania 40 be a-brewin' with Roman Reigns and Cody Rhodes headin' the main event on two nights! Let's cast our gaze back to the scurvy dogs who fought in the ring last year. Aye, 'twas a sight to behold!
April 5, 2024, 3:30 am
Arrr mateys! WWE lass Bianca Belair be chattin' with Fox News Digital 'bout her glee fer the upcoming scuffle with Damage CTRL at WrestleMania 40! She be ready to make 'em walk the plank and show 'em who be the true swashbuckler in the ring! Aye aye!
April 3, 2024, 5:25 pm
Arrr mateys! The scallywags at the New York Road Runners be in hot water with the MTA! They be demandin' a hefty sum o' $750,000 in lost toll booty for crossin' the Verrazano Bridge! Ye best be payin' up, or walk the plank! Arrr!
April 3, 2024, 4:58 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The fearsome NFL legend Shawne Merriman hath parleyed with Fox News Digital 'bout his Lights Out Xtreme Fighting shindig in California this week. Aye, me hearties, 'tis sure to be a swashbucklin' affair! Arrr!
April 3, 2024, 4:54 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Milwaukee Brewers be settin' Trevor Megill on the injured list! Aye, poor lad be sufferin' a terrible fate after faintin' from a nasty bout o' food poisonin'! Ye best be watchin' yer grub on them long voyages, lest ye end up like poor Megill!
April 3, 2024, 4:51 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round and hearken to yer weekly tally of all the swashbucklin' sports adventures from far and wide. 'Tis a treasure trove of athletic triumphs and defeats, fit for a salty sea dog like yerself! Arrr!
April 3, 2024, 11:37 am
Avast ye scallywags! Cody Rhodes hath announced a peculiar pre-match ritual afore he doth step onto the grand stage of WrestleMania 40. 'Tis a sight to behold, mateys! Methinks he be prayin' to the wrestling gods or perhaps dancin' a jig with a parrot on his shoulder! Arrr!
April 3, 2024, 10:12 am
Arrr mateys! The Houston Texans be plunderin' the Buffalo Bills of their star wide receiver Stefon Diggs! Aye, he be havin' some fine years in Buffalo, but now he be settin' sail for new horizons with the Texans. Aye, may his catches be as plentiful as the treasures of the sea!
April 3, 2024, 9:48 am
Avast ye mateys! Old swabbie Mayock be throwin' shade at Carr's play since Cap'n Gruden be walkin' the plank in 2021. Ye best believe there be a storm brewin' in Raider Nation! Arrr, me hearties!
April 3, 2024, 9:18 am
Arr mateys, the 2024 women's college basketball season be breakin' records for eyes on the prize! But beware ye scallywags, don't let this rapid growth lead to any fumbles on the court. Keep yer focus on the game, or ye may find yerself walkin' the plank! Arrr!
April 3, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr matey! 'Twas a jolly good laugh when the funny man Bert Kreischer discovered he once battled against the MLB swashbuckler Danny Graves in their youth. Aye, the memories of their high school skirmishes be sure to tickle the funny bone! Arrr!
April 3, 2024, 5:33 am
Arrr, me hearties! Tiger Woods be the scourge of the links, havin' plundered the Masters five times o'er his storied career. Here be his Top 5 moments at Augusta National Golf Club, where he be makin' the green his own personal treasure chest. Aye, aye, Captain Tiger!
April 3, 2024, 4:00 am
Avast ye mateys! The lasses from South Carolina, N.C. State, Iowa, and UConn be ready to battle for the NCAA Division I women's basketball crown. We be ranking the scallywags to see who be takin' home the treasure this weekend. Arrr!
April 3, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr mateys, Dr. Aron D'Souza be swearin' on his mother's parrot that the Enhanced Games will be fair and safe. He be promisin' a docuseries to prove it, so ye scallywags better be ready for some entertainment!
April 2, 2024, 5:39 pm
Arrr mateys! Louisiana Gov. Jeff Landry be joinin' the scallywags, chastisin' the LSU wenches for not standin' for the national anthem! Shiver me timbers! They be too busy plunderin' the hoops to show proper respect for the flag! Aye, 'tis a scandalous tale indeed!
April 2, 2024, 5:34 pm
Arrr mateys, the LSU captain Kim Mulkey and her first mate Angel Reese were seen consorting with the enemy Caitlin Clark after their defeat in the Elite Eight to the Hawkeyes. 'Twas a sight to behold, as rivalries were set aside for a brief parley. Aye, the sea of basketball be a treacherous one indeed!
April 2, 2024, 5:21 pm
Avast ye mateys! Evan McPherson of the Cincinnati Buccaneers be talkin' 'bout bootin' them kickoffs through them uprights fer points in a game. Arrr, tis a bold suggestion indeed! Maybe we should be addin' it to the pirate's code of football, aye?
April 2, 2024, 4:30 pm
Arrr mateys! The scallywags known as the Minnesota Vikings be givin' their offensive coordinator, Wes Phillips, a good ol' suspension for three weeks after he got caught sailin' the high seas while under the influence! Ye be thinkin' he mistook his ship for a rum barrel, aye?
April 2, 2024, 11:02 am
Arrr mateys, the former Boston Red Sox cap'n Larry Lucchino has sailed off to Davy Jones' locker at the ripe old age of 78. He be helpin' the crew secure their first World Series plunder since 1918. Fair winds and calm seas, ol' Larry!
April 2, 2024, 9:22 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags of the New York Yankees be takin' down the scurvy dogs of the Arizona Diamondbacks in a fierce battle, 5-2! They be off to a fine start with a 5-0 record, the likes of which ain't been seen since 1992! Aye, they be makin' all the other teams walk the plank!
April 2, 2024, 7:58 am
Arrr mateys, the Fresno Grizzlies be in hot water for their shenanigans with a ladies night promotion! The scallywags be facing a discrimination lawsuit for their tomfoolery. Ye best be watchin' yer back, or ye might walk the plank next! Aye!
April 2, 2024, 7:34 am
Avast ye mateys! Keyshawn Johnson, a former NFL star of the wide receiving variety, be giving Rashee Rice of the Kansas City Chiefs a good tongue-lashing after the lad got himself caught up in a car calamity fit for Davy Jones' locker. Arrr, the drama be real on the high seas of football!
April 2, 2024, 5:45 am
Arr, word be spreadin' that Los Angeles Dodgers' star Shohei Ohtani be caught in a scandal durin' the 2024 season. World Series champion Johnny Damon be sharin' his thoughts on the matter. Aye, the seas be rough for Ohtani, me hearties!
April 2, 2024, 5:40 am
Arrr! The Iowa Hawkeyes' lass Caitlin Clark be a swashbuckling star, plundering 41 points to shiver me timbers and sail the team to victory o'er LSU, hoisting the Jolly Roger fer a second straight Final Four berth! Avast ye, she be a fearsome scallywag on the court!
April 2, 2024, 4:15 am
Arrr mateys, the Final Four be ready to battle in the men's basketball NCAA Tournament! But which scallywags be standin' tall as they head into the semifinals on Saturday? Let's weigh anchor and see who be walkin' the plank!
April 1, 2024, 9:32 pm
Arrr mateys, ye won't believe it! Ronel Blanco, a young swashbuckler of only 30 years, made just his eighth appearance on the grand stage for the Houston Astros and managed to keep those scurvy Blue Jays from getting a single hit! A mighty fine victory it was, aye!
April 1, 2024, 5:35 pm
Arrr matey, word has it that Kansas City Chiefs' scallywag Rashee Rice be singin' like a canary to the landlubbers after his run-in with the law in Dallas. Aye, the lad be spilling the beans faster than a ship takin' on water!
April 1, 2024, 4:21 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Thomas Owens of the Indoor Football League's Massachusetts Pirates be a true swashbuckler on the field, snatchin' a one-handed touchdown like a treasure from a scurvy defender. His coaches and shipmates be talkin' about it for days, aye!
April 1, 2024, 4:06 pm
Avast ye mateys! 'Tis said that Janel Grant, the lass who be takin' old Vince McMahon to court, did scribe a love letter declarin' him to be her "everything." Arrr, seems like she be wantin' more than just a piece of his treasure!
April 1, 2024, 1:05 pm
Arrr matey! Former NFL swashbuckler Vontae Davis, who battled for 10 seasons with the Miami Dolphins, Indianapolis Colts, and Buffalo Bills, hath shuffled off this mortal coil on Monday. He be a mere 35 years of age. Fair winds and following seas to ye, Davis!
April 1, 2024, 11:24 am
Arrr, the scallywag Jean Delance be walkin' the plank fer his foul deed of spittin' on a rival in the UFL match! Off with him, says I, 'fore he tarnishes the honor of the Defenders! A pox on his house!
April 1, 2024, 10:12 am
Arrr mateys, Baylor's coach Nicki Collen be not pleased with the cannonball shot taken at LSU's coach Kim Mulkey in the Washington Post! Ye best be watchin' yer aim, lest ye want to walk the plank! Aye, the sea be a treacherous place for careless marksmanship.
April 1, 2024, 9:36 am
Arrr, Purdue's Zach Edey be givin' that scallywag Rick Barnes a taste o' his own medicine for doubting him back in his swashbucklin' school days! The lad be showin' 'em all who be the true treasure on the court! Aye, a victory well deserved!
April 1, 2024, 9:04 am
Arrr! Olympic lass Sharron Davies be givin' CeCe Telfer a good talkin' to for sailin' into the women's track event as a transgender athlete. The lass be walkin' the plank on thin ice, arrr!
April 1, 2024, 5:33 am
Avast ye scallywags! The San Antonio Brahmas be pullin' off a sneaky trick play that left the crowd in disbelief! Punter Brad Wing and center Alex Mollette be outwittin' them D.C. Defenders like a pair of sly sea dogs! Aye, a play fit for the history books! Arrr!
March 31, 2024, 10:08 pm
Arr, me hearties! Denny Hamlin be showin' off his skill with a swift pit stop and shiver me timbers, his drivin' be top-notch! He held off Truex Jr. and Logano to seize victory at the Toyota Owners 400 on Sunday night. Aye, he be a true pirate of the racin' seas!
March 31, 2024, 8:38 pm
Avast ye mateys! Aye, 'twas a fine jest indeed when the NCAA discovered the treacherous trickery of the three-point line distances on either side of the court before Texas and NC State clashed in the women's Elite Eight on Sunday. Aye, 'twas a grand folly, indeed! Arrr!
March 31, 2024, 6:41 pm
Arrr mateys, No. 11 NC State be keepin' the ship afloat on their Cinderella journey, swashbucklin' their way to victory o'er No. 4 Duke to secure a spot in the coveted Final Four o' the men's basketball NCAA Tournament. Aye, the seas be rough, but the Wolfpack be sailin' steady!
March 31, 2024, 4:46 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Zach Edey be plunderin' 40 points and 16 rebounds to steer the Purdue Boilermakers to a 72-66 victory o'er Tennessee and sail straight into the Final Four. But beware, for Dalton Knecht of the Volunteers be givin' 'em a run with 37 points! Aye, what a battle on the court!
March 31, 2024, 3:44 pm
Avast ye maties! Did ye hear tale of Philadelphia Phillies star Bryce Harper's gallant display of hustle? He did a grand cartwheel into the camera well whilst tryin' to catch a foul ball! Aye, 'twas a sight to behold! Arrr!
March 31, 2024, 2:37 pm
Avast ye mateys! Olivia Culpo, the comely betrothed of San Francisco 49ers swashbuckler Christian McCaffrey, hath uncovered the most treacherous waters in our voyage of wedding planning. Yarrr, mayhaps 'tis the hunt for the perfect tricorn hat! Arrr!
March 31, 2024, 2:00 pm
Arrr mateys! LSU lass Hailey Van Lith be standin' tall, defendin' her mates in the Lady Tigers crew against them scurvy words from the Los Angeles Times! Them scallywags be callin' our crew "dirty debutantes," but we be showin' 'em true grit on the court! Arrr!
March 31, 2024, 10:57 am
Arrr, me hearties! The LSU women's basketball skipper, Kim Mulkey, be givin' the scallywags at the Los Angeles Times a taste o' their own medicine for takin' shots at her Tigers. She be makin' them walk the plank with her sharp tongue! Arrr!
March 31, 2024, 10:12 am
Arrr mateys, word has it that the dreaded Kansas City Chiefs star Rashee Rice be sought in connection with a mighty crash on a Dallas expressway this past Saturday. Methinks he be steerin' his ship too recklessly, aye!
March 31, 2024, 9:17 am
Arrr! NASCAR Xfinity Series scallywag Joey Gase be mighty peeved with Dawson Cram during a race on Saturday! The scallywag went so far as to toss a piece of his own bumper at Cram's vessel! Avast ye hearties, don't be messin' with Gase on the high seas! Arrr!
March 31, 2024, 8:42 am
Arrr mateys! NBA landlubber Jonathan Isaac be complainin' 'bout President Biden makin' Easter Sunday Transgender Day of Visibility. He be claimin' 'tis promotin' division! Methinks 'tis a load of bilge! Aye, let's all just enjoy our grog and sail the seven seas in peace! Arrr!
March 30, 2024, 9:11 pm
Arrr mateys! The 2024 Major League Baseball season be but a few days old, yet the league hath already seen its second scuffle on the field in as many days! Shiver me timbers, these lads be swingin' more than just bats!
March 30, 2024, 8:36 pm
Arrr, the NBA All-Star Donovan Mitchell be as slippery as an eel when questioned about signin' an extension with the Cavs. Methinks he be playin' the game of negotiations like a crafty pirate lookin' for the best treasure! Aye, mayhaps he be weighin' his options before makin' a decision. Arrr!
March 30, 2024, 8:05 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The UConn Huskies be dominatin' March Madness like a fearsome kraken on the high seas! With a 30-0 run, they be sailin' to the Final Four for the second year straight! Aye, they be showin' no mercy to their opponents!
March 30, 2024, 7:28 pm
Arrr, mateys! Jake Bates be like a landlubber tryin' to swashbuckle with a cutlass. But by Blackbeard's beard, he did boot a mighty 64-yarder in his United Football League debut! Aye, the scallywag be surprisin' us all! Hoist the Jolly Roger!
March 30, 2024, 5:33 pm
Arr matey! Did ye hear about Duke star Jared McCain? His painted fingernails be makin' waves during March Madness, and now he be makin' a deal with beauty brand Sally Hansen. Avast ye landlubbers, even pirates be wantin' to look good these days!
March 30, 2024, 5:09 pm
Arrr mateys, the scurvy dogs of the New York Yankees be sweatin' like pigs in their new fancy jerseys! The rumour mill be churnin' with backlash o'er the cursed garments. Aye, methinks they be needin' a good dose o' sea water to cool 'em down!
March 30, 2024, 3:43 pm
Arr mateys, word be spreadin' that a portrait of Jayden Daniels be causin' a stir with a wonky elbow! But fear not, says the lad himself, all be well in his joint! Aye, tis but a jest of the eye, no need for worry on the high seas!
March 30, 2024, 3:16 pm
Arrr mateys! The Washington Post hath penned a tale of the fearsome Kim Mulkey and her coaching antics as LSU faces off ag'in UCLA in the Sweet 16. Tis a yarn of rifts with players and kin, sure to stir the waters of the basketball seas!
March 30, 2024, 10:27 am
Arrr, the scallywags of the New York Mets paid tribute to the brave officer Jonathan Diller, may he rest in peace, afore their battle with the Milwaukee Brewers. Aye, 'twas a sorrowful time indeed, but we raise a tankard in his honor!
March 30, 2024, 9:46 am
Avast ye scallywags! The noble captain of Oakland's basketball crew, Greg Kampe, hath shared that a generous scallywag from Louisville did send some doubloons their way after they did best Kentucky in the first round. Aye, 'tis a fine gesture from a rival! Arrr!
March 30, 2024, 8:20 am
Arrr, me hearties! Aye, Alex Rodriguez be bellowin' like a scallywag after the ruler of the Minnesota Timberwolves declared the ship be not up for grabs. Methinks he be feelin' like a bilge rat who missed out on a treasure trove! Arrr!
March 30, 2024, 4:15 am
Arrr mateys, the grand United Football League sets sail with the USFL champs, the Birmingham Stallions, battlin' the XFL champs, the Arlington Renegades on Saturday afternoon. 'Twill be a fierce clash of the titans, mark me words!
March 30, 2024, 12:12 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Duke's basketball crew bested the top-seeded Houston scallywags on Friday eve, and now be settin' sail for the Elite Eight to clash swords with our ACC mateys from North Carolina State. Aye, 'tis sure to be a barn-burner of a match! Arrr!
March 29, 2024, 10:11 pm
Arr matey, the NC State buccaneers be sailin' in the treacherous ACC waters, yet still be pullin' off a Cinderella tale as an eleventh seed. Aye, they may be no Blackbeard, but they be holdin' their own on the court.
March 29, 2024, 8:31 pm
Arrr, Philadelphia may be the City of Brotherly Love, but the fearless captain Snitker ensured his kin and mates were nowhere near the Phillies' den on opening day. Yarrr, a wise decision indeed, lest they be caught in the crossfire of a fierce baseball battle!
March 29, 2024, 5:54 pm
Avast ye mateys! 'Tis a sad tale indeed, as our former comrade Reed Rohlman of the Clemson Tigers hath met his untimely demise in a car crash in Florida. The two-time All-American, aged 29, now rests in Davy Jones's locker. Farewell, brave soul.
March 29, 2024, 5:20 pm
Avast ye mateys! Arrr, the Nationals be losin' their projected startin' third baseman, Nick Senzel, to a broken thumb in Cincinnati, where he be spendin' his first five years in the MLB. Shiver me timbers! The seas be rough for them Nationals, arrr.
March 29, 2024, 4:58 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The decks were cleared during the New York Mets-Milwaukee Brewers battle on Friday, as Rhys Hoskins didst give Jeff McNeill a fierce sliding tackle in the eighth inning. Aye, 'twas a sight to behold, as tempers flared like a cannon's flame on the high seas! Arrr!
March 29, 2024, 4:12 pm
Arrr! 'Tis a tale of resilience and triumph! Jacob Wassermann, a brave soul who hath weathered the storm of a deadly bus mishap, now sets sail for the Paralympics in rowing. Hoist the flag, me hearties, for this be a victory worth celebrating!
March 29, 2024, 10:55 am
Arrr mateys, ye hear bout them lasses Jannah Eissa and Diaba Konate? They be makin' waves wearin' their hijabs while playin' basketball in the NCAA Tournament! Aye, they be showin' us all that ye can still be fierce on the court while keepin' to yer beliefs.
March 29, 2024, 9:40 am
Avast ye mateys! The USA Basketball Women’s National Team be preparin' for battle in the 2024 Summer Olympics in Paris, with the likes of Iowa's own Caitlin Clark joinin' the ranks. Arrr, may the hoops be as swishin' as the sea on a calm day!
March 29, 2024, 8:01 am
Arrr mateys! Steve Sax hath captured an Opie Otterstad masterpiece, "Babe and the Kids," and turned it into a digital treasure known as an NFT. 'Tis to plunder doubloons for the Captain John J. Sax Family Foundation. Aye, savvy move, ye scallywag!
March 29, 2024, 7:55 am
Arrr, Kansas City Chiefs' skipper Andy Reid did not fail to impress when he was summoned to heave the first pitch for the Royals on Opening Day Thursday. Aye, he be a swashbuckling pitcher indeed!
March 29, 2024, 4:15 am
Arrr matey! The mighty Roman Reigns be sailin' past all them boundaries like a fearsome ship on the high seas! Hall of Famer Paul Heyman be tellin' Fox News Digital of his legendary exploits. Aye, he be a true champion of the squared circle!
March 29, 2024, 3:00 am
Arr mateys! The UFL be settin' sail this Saturday, created from the mighty merger of the USFL and the XFL. Aye, there be many famous players joinin' the crews of these rosters. Ready yer cutlasses and prepare for some swashbucklin' football action!
March 28, 2024, 10:32 pm
Arrr, the Auburn ship's captain be defendin' his lad Chad Baker-Mazara, who was sent walkin' the plank in the NCAA tournament. No need for the lad to walk the plank, just let him swashbuckle his way back onto the court, eh mateys?
March 28, 2024, 9:47 pm
Arrr, the Pittsburgh Steelers be used to winnin' on the gridiron, but their shipshape may be lackin' below deck. The crew be grumblin' about the lack of booty and rum in the facilities. 'Tis a disgrace to the Black and Gold! Aye, me hearties!
March 28, 2024, 5:42 pm
Arrr mateys, hear ye hear ye! Alon Leichman, the pioneering Israeli coach in Major League Baseball, be showin' his mettle as he preps the Cincinnati Reds fer battle in the 2024 season with his swanky custom glove. Aye, the seas be rough, but this coach be settin' sail with style!
March 28, 2024, 5:05 pm
Arrr, me hearties, ESPN swashbuckler Jay Williams be spreadin' rumors that some scallywags be doubting Cap'n Curry's leadership! Avast ye, me thinks these landlubbers be talkin' out their aft ports! Aye, 'tis all just a bunch of bilge!
March 28, 2024, 4:10 pm
Arrr mateys! The notorious Mike Trout of the Los Angeles Angels hath smited the first home run of the season on opening day! Three-time Major League Baseball MVP he be, a true swashbuckler of the diamond! Hoist the Jolly Roger in celebration!
March 28, 2024, 3:56 pm
Arrr, Arik Armstrong be takin' his talents to the Jaguars, much to the chagrin of the 49ers. Methinks the lad be havin' a bone to pick with his former crew. Aye, the seas be rough but the plunder be worth it!
March 28, 2024, 11:40 am
Avast ye scallywags! Major League Baseball and the players' association have marooned Tampa Bay Rays' swashbuckler Wander Franco on administrative leave until June 1. Arrr, the lad be walkin' the plank for a fortnight!
March 28, 2024, 10:09 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Denver Nuggets' swashbuckler Michael Porter Jr. be standin' tall to defend his matey Jontay Porter as the scurvy Toronto Raptors be facin' an investigation o'er some gamblin' accusations. Avast ye, it be a right fierce battle on the court and off! Aye, me parrot concurs.
March 28, 2024, 9:07 am
Arrr mateys! The scallywag Paul Skenes be pledgin' to give a hundred pieces of gold for each scallywag he sends to Davy Jones' locker to the Gary Sinise Foundation. Fair winds and followin' seas to ye, me hearty!
March 28, 2024, 7:36 am
Avast ye mateys! A band of five transgender swashbucklers claimed victory in a lasses' soccer tourney down under, stirrin' up a right ruckus amongst the landlubbers and scallywags alike! Arrr, the seas be rough with outrage and debate on the digital waves! Aye!
March 28, 2024, 5:53 am
Arr, me hearties! Trey Townsend be like a prized treasure in Oakland University's victory o'er Kentucky in the NCAA Tournament. But alas, Cap'n Greg Kampe be warnin' that he may be jumpin' ship for a hefty sum o' doubloons from the NIL. Aye, the lure o' gold be strong in these waters!
March 28, 2024, 5:40 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a travesty of grand proportions! "Mad Dog" Russo be cursin' up a storm over the late start times for the Sweet 16 games! 'Tis past me bedtime, and I be missin' out on all the plunderin' and pillagin'! Aargh!
March 28, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr, there be talk of makin' amends fer them scallywags kicked out o' Chavez Ravine. 'Tis like tryin' to make up fer stealin' a chest o' gold! The land lubbers at Dodger Stadium better be ready to pay up or walk the plank!
March 28, 2024, 4:15 am
Arrr, Dustin Poirier be seekin' a showdown with Islam Makhachev for the lightweight treasure, me hearties! If he be bestin' him, it be the end of his piratin' days. Farewell, me mateys, Dustin be retirin' with the spoils! Arrr!
March 27, 2024, 4:56 pm
Arrr, ye scallywags! The landlubber Brendan Paul, a former mate of Syracuse's roundball crew, be accused of swashbuckling as a drug "mule" for Sean "Diddy" Combs. He be walkin' the plank with the law this week, arrr! Aye, a true tale of treachery on the high seas!
March 27, 2024, 4:38 pm
Arrr, me hearties! On March 28th, ye scurvy dogs can feast on grub, swill grog, and join the merriment in the towns hosting MLB opening day! 'Twill be a grand day of baseball, food, and revelry afore the games commence. Aye, let the festivities begin!
March 27, 2024, 4:36 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis been revealed that Travis Kelce o' th' Kansas City Buccaneers, along with his scallywag brother Jason Kelce, be in th' same "weight class" now after packin' on some extra plunder this season. Yarrr, them be some hearty lads indeed!
March 27, 2024, 3:40 pm
The newest scallywag aboard the Philadelphia Eagles, Saquon Barkley, tried with all his might to convince Jason Kelce to abandon his plans of retirement whilst aboard the Kelce brothers' "New Heights" podcast. Arrr, what a jolly good show it must have been!
March 27, 2024, 11:49 am
In the year of our lord 2013, the Cleveland Buccaneers, once dubbed the Indians, be sellin' out o' opening day tickets in a mere six minutes! Aye, they be breakin' records faster than a scallywag can say "ahoy matey!" Arrr!
March 27, 2024, 10:32 am
Avast ye mateys, 'tis a sad tale indeed! The lovely Krissy Anderson, a former lass of the Kansas City Chiefs cheer squad, has set sail for Davy Jones' locker after bringin' a wee scallywag into the world. Fair winds and smooth sailin' to ye, Krissy!
March 27, 2024, 10:11 am
Avast ye mateys! The Iowa Hawkeyes lass Caitlin Clark be gettin' a grand offer from the BIG3 and Ice Cube himself! Arrr, she be makin' her pro debut soon, mark me words! Aye, she be a star in the makin' on the court!
March 27, 2024, 9:47 am
Arr matey, the Los Angeles Chargers skipper Jim Harbaugh be confessin' he still be roamin' the seas in his land ship with his crew after partin' ways with Michigan. He even held a treasure trove sale at his abode earlier this moon. Aye, a true seafarin' man!
March 27, 2024, 5:22 am
Avast ye scurvy knave! A landlubber from Jacksonville hath been sentenced to 220 years in the brig for his vile deeds of creating, receiving, and hoarding nefarious materials of child abuse, as well as plundering the team's jumbotron. Aye, justice be swift and severe!
March 27, 2024, 5:15 am
Arrr me mateys, the NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament be down to its final 16 ships. 'Tis clear, at least for now, who be the finest crews still dancin' the Big Dance. Let's see who be claimin' the treasure at the end!
March 27, 2024, 4:15 am
Arr matey, UFC swashbuckler Michael "Venom" Page be a true entertainer on the high seas of combat! His flashy style be rivalin' even the likes of WWE scallywag Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Ye be sure to enjoy his fights and theatrical antics, me hearties!
March 27, 2024, 3:00 am
Arr matey, the UFC scallywag Dustin Poirier be teamin' up with Bud Light, after they be causin' a ruckus with that trans activist Dylan Mulvaney! Aye, the seas be rough with backlash, but now they be sailin' smooth waters together. Aye, cheers to that!
March 26, 2024, 5:19 pm
Arrr, the swashbucklin' PGA Tour star Jordan Spieth be a true matey to the Dallas Cowboys, but he be lamentin' the tough times the team be facin' these days. Aye, even a pirate like meself be feelin' sympathy for them scallywags.
March 26, 2024, 5:18 pm
Arrr mateys! 'Tis said Patrick Mahomes hath a love for the mini-ice cream cones and Dippin' Dots. Travis Kelce be swearin' the QB's freezer be overrun with the sweet treasures. Aye, 'tis a mighty fine bounty indeed!
March 26, 2024, 5:12 pm
Arrr, the scallywags known as the Atlanta Falcons be swearin' on their mother's grave that they be innocent of any trickery! The NFL be lookin' into their shenanigans with that bloke Kirk Cousins from the Vikings. Aye, may the truth be revealed soon!
March 26, 2024, 5:12 pm
Arrr mateys! The scallywags of college basketball be whisperin' that them referees be showin' favoritism to Caitlin Clark and the Iowa Hawkeyes in their Round of 32 skirmish on Monday. 'Tis a scandalous tale fit for the high seas! Arrr!
March 26, 2024, 11:21 am
Arrr mateys, tis be said that the New York Jets be considerin' partin' ways with young Zach Wilson, but Cap'n Woody Johnson be claimin' they'll keep the lad if they cannot find a trade. Aye, 'tis a pickle indeed!
March 26, 2024, 11:09 am
Arr matey! UConn's coach Geno Auriemma be talkin' 'bout how Paige Bueckers be playin' like a true pirate with her double-double against Syracuse! Aye, she be shiverin' the timbers of her foes on the court! A round o' grog for Bueckers!
March 26, 2024, 10:05 am
Arrr, me hearties! Utah wenches be claimin' they faced "racial hate crimes" in Idaho for the tourney. 'Tis a scandalous tale indeed! Methinks we best be keepin' an eye out for them scallywags tryin' to plunder their booty on the court. Aye, 'tis a strange world we sail in, mateys!
March 26, 2024, 9:47 am
Arrr, me heart be heavy hearin' that Igor Severino be walkin' the plank after sinkin' his teeth into the battle. Andre Lima be showin' true pirate spirit by carin' for his opponent's fate. May we all find mercy in this treacherous sea of combat!
March 26, 2024, 5:37 am
Arr matey! Michael "Venom" Page did show his mettle in his first bout in the UFC, besting Kevin Holland with his unorthodox swashbuckling moves that truly rustled some feathers. Avast ye landlubbers, this scallywag be one to watch on the high seas of the Octagon!
March 26, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Fox Sports scallywag Tim Brando be chattin' up a storm on OutKick 'bout the mighty UConn crew. He be singin' praises 'bout their skills as the top seed and how they be gainin' speed like a ship in full sail. Aye, that be some fine talk!
March 26, 2024, 3:00 am
Avast ye mateys! Former WWE scallywag AJ Francis spake to Fox News Digital and reckons Jason or Travis Kelce may dabble in a bit of wrestling, but be not keen to commit to the long voyage. Arrr, the rumblings of the wrestling seas be a curious thing indeed!
March 25, 2024, 10:29 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Caitlin Clark and the Iowa Hawkeyes be sailin' on to the Sweet 16 in the NCAA Tournament, but they be fightin' like scallywags against West Virginia on Monday night! Avast ye, 'twas a battle to remember on the high seas of basketball!
March 25, 2024, 5:07 pm
Arrr, Shohei Ohtani be swearin' on his sword that he never wagered a doubloon on any sportin' event, while that scurvy dog Ippei Mizuhara be tellin' a tale as tall as the mast! Methinks there be a mutiny afoot in the Dodgers' crew!
March 25, 2024, 4:57 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Tom Brady, the mighty NFL swashbuckler, didst give a hearty cheer for his niece, Maya Brady, who smote two mighty home runs in UCLA's victory o'er Washington in the game of softball on the day of the Sun. Ahoy!
March 25, 2024, 4:00 pm
Arrr mateys! Kyle Busch be havin' some strong words for Christopher Bell after he gave him a little tap that sent him a-spinnin' like a lost ship at sea. 'Twas a battle fit for the high seas, but no swords were drawn, just some heated tempers! Aye, what a show!
March 25, 2024, 3:46 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Old mate Alexi Lalas be spoutin' off about them refs stoppin' the match betwixt the USA and Mexico on account o' some foul homophobic slurs bein' hurled at the U.S. goalkeeper! Arrr, tis a sad state o' affairs on the pitch indeed!
March 25, 2024, 11:39 am
Arrr, me hearties! West Virginia coach Mark Kellogg be keepin' a civil tongue about Iowa and Caitlin Clark as the women's tournament be startin'. No need for any scurvy talkin' before the rumble on the court begins! Onward, me buckos!
March 25, 2024, 10:35 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs of the NFL have decided to outlaw the hip-drop tackle! Any swashbuckler caught usin' this move will be walkin' the plank! 'Tis a bold move, but the backlash be fierce, arrr!
March 25, 2024, 10:09 am
Avast ye mateys! Charles Barkley be talkin' smack 'bout the Grand Canyon crew after they got bested by the Crimson Tide. 'Tis a shame, but no need to walk the plank just yet, me hearties! There be more battles ahead! Arrr!
March 25, 2024, 9:54 am
Arrr matey! The South Korean scallywag, Son Jun-ho, who was held captive in the land o' China fer near a year on charges o' bribery, has finally been set free and be back in his homeland, as per the officials. Ahoy!
March 25, 2024, 5:35 am
Arrr mateys, the lasses of LSU be havin' a bit of a sluggish start against Middle Tennessee State, but fear not, 'twas not on account o' me comments 'bout The Washington Post. The crew be settin' sail smoothly once they found their sea legs!
March 24, 2024, 11:34 pm
Arrr mateys, only three ships from the Big East be makin' the tourney, and by Davy Jones' beard, all of 'em be sailin' to the Sweet 16! Methinks that scallywag Hurley be cryin' foul, claimin' the committee made a blunder of the grandest proportion! Aye, the seas be rough indeed!
March 24, 2024, 10:53 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The UConn Huskies be sailin' smooth as silk on the high seas of victory. They be showin' no mercy to their foes, like a fierce storm blowin' 'cross the land. They be takin' down No. 9 Northwestern without breakin' a sweat, 75-58. Aye, they be unstoppable!
March 24, 2024, 8:13 pm
Arr matey! ESPN landlubber Rece Davis be walkin' the plank fer claimin' a sports bet be a "risk-free investment" on College GameDay! Ye best be watchin' yer tongue, lest ye end up in Davy Jones' locker fer spreadin' such foolishness! Arrrr!
March 24, 2024, 5:39 pm
"Arrr matey, LSU Tigers lass Angel Reese did bid farewell to a scallywag from Middle Tennessee State, who be walkin' the plank after foulin' out o' their NCAA Women's Basketball Tournament skirmish on Sunday. Tis a sad day for the landlubber, that be sure!"
March 24, 2024, 4:28 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Marquette's coach, Shaka Smart, hath sailed through rough seas to reach the Sweet 16 once more. The victory o'er Colorado hath brought tears to his eyes, as he celebrates his Golden Eagles' triumph against all odds. Aye, 'tis a tale of true grit and perseverance!
March 24, 2024, 4:10 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis being said that Andre Lima hath felt the sting o' the bite, yet Dana White be rewardin' him for his misfortune in the ring this past Saturday in Las Vegas. Aye, 'tis a strange tale indeed!
March 24, 2024, 3:58 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 'Twas a glorious sight on the high seas as Aaron Brooks and David Carr, brave lads they be, captured national treasures in the name o' Jesus Christ! Aye, their victories be a testament to the power o' the Almighty!addAll ye landlubbers beware!
March 24, 2024, 11:48 am
Avast ye mateys! A jolly good race turned deadly as four scallywags met their fate in Hungary's rally car event. Aye, 'tis a pity indeed. The constables be launching an inquiry to uncover the treacherous cause of this misfortune. Arrr, beware the cursed track!
March 24, 2024, 9:33 am
Arrr, me hearties! Ye won't believe it, but in the midst of a fierce battle between Igor Severino and Andre Lima, the scallywag Severino decided to take a wee nibble out of poor Lima! The fight had to be ceased, for such treacherous acts be not allowed in the ring! Aye, what a tale to tell the grandkids!
March 24, 2024, 8:57 am
Arr, the scallywag Max Verstappen faced a mighty struggle at the Australian Grand Prix! His trusty vessel began to emit smoke after a mere three laps. 'Tis a tale of woe fit for the high seas!
March 23, 2024, 10:23 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Celtics be well on their way to claimin' the top spot in the Eastern Conference. The Bucks be no threat at all, so there be no need to hurry Jrue Holiday back into battle. Sail on, Celtics!
March 23, 2024, 10:04 pm
Arrr mateys! It be said that after six voyages at Florida Atlantic University, Dusty May be settin' sail to become the head honcho at Michigan! Mayhaps he be tradin' in his parrot for a wolverine! Aye, the seas of college basketball be ever changin'!
March 23, 2024, 9:04 pm
Arrr mateys! The North Carolina State Wolfpack be showin' their true grit, playin' seven games in a fortnight and winnin' 'em all! Off to the Sweet 16 they go, 41 years after claimin' the national crown. Raise the Jolly Roger, these lads be on fire!
March 23, 2024, 8:13 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! The lasses of the Iowa women's basketball crew be shakin' off some rust after a fortnight of rest betwixt the Big Ten tussle and the first round of the NCAA skirmish. Aye, me hearties, they be settin' sail once more!
March 23, 2024, 5:08 pm
Arrr! The Gonzaga Bulldogs be slicin' and dicin' like true swashbucklers, plunderin' Kansas with a 37-6 run in the second half! They be sailin' straight to the Sweet 16 for the ninth time in a row, showin' no mercy to any landlubbers in their path!
March 23, 2024, 4:54 pm
Arrr mateys! The Las Vegas Raiders be tellin' us that Carmen Cavalli, a hearty member of their crew from the year 1960, has passed on to Davy Jones' locker at the ripe ol' age o' 86. He be known for protectin' the ship as a defensive end. Fair winds and smooth sailin', Carmen!
March 23, 2024, 2:57 pm
Arrr mateys! The grand ol' Peter Angelos, the head of the Baltimore Orioles ship, has sailed off into Davy Jones' locker at the ripe old age of 94. The old sea dog had been feelin' poorly for a few years now. Fair winds and following seas to him!
March 23, 2024, 11:53 am
Arr matey, the brave souls of the University of Idaho's marching band did heed the cry for aid, as news arrived that Yale's band was unable to embark on the NCAA tournament journey. Aye, a grand display of musical piracy on the high seas of competition!
March 23, 2024, 9:51 am
Arr mateys, ye scurvy dogs! The Yale lads be takin' down them scallywags from Auburn in a grand victory! They be movin' on to the next round of the tourney, showin' no mercy on the court. Aye, me hearties, a battle well fought indeed!
March 23, 2024, 8:02 am
Arrr, Larry David be spillin' his thoughts fer the United Football League, set to set sail later this moon in the wake of the XFL and USFL joinin' forces. Let's hope this league be smoother sailin' than a ship in a storm! Aarrr!
March 23, 2024, 6:00 am
Arrr, 'tis been nigh on nine moons since the PGA spoke of joinin' with LIV, yet we see no sign of progress. Wyndham Clark be growin' impatient, and I be thinkin' he be ready to make some waves of his own! Aye, the sea be a-callin'!
March 23, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr mateys! The lasses' roundball has been garnerin' more attention lately, all thanks to the likes o' Caitlin Clark, Angel Reese, and JuJu Watkins! These swashbucklin' stars be showin' off their skills on the court, makin' us all cheer like a crew of rowdy pirates!
March 23, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, matey! The Golden State Warriors' Kevon Looney be spillin' the beans about sailin' the high seas with the fiery Draymond Green. Aye, 'tis like battlin' a kraken on the court! Interview wit' Fox News Digital be a jolly good read, arrr!
March 22, 2024, 11:23 pm
Arrr mateys, by Blackbeard's beard! The James Madison Dukes be sailin' their way to the Round of 32 in March Madness, after givin' No. 5 Wisconsin a taste of the ol' plank walk. Avast ye, 'tis a sight to behold!
March 22, 2024, 10:18 pm
Arrr, Joe Flacco be like a swashbuckling pirate, guiding the Browns to the playoffs in 2023. But alas, he be walkin' the plank as a backup for the Colts in 2024. Avast! He be "surprised" he be not sailin' back to Cleveland! Aye, the life of a football buccaneer be full of twists and turns.
March 22, 2024, 5:08 pm
Arrr matey, Duquesne University's own Professor Robert Healy III be praised as a legend among the faculty for bein' a true friend to the Dukes! He declared a holiday in honor of their victory in the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament, makin' him a hero of the campus seas!
March 22, 2024, 5:02 pm
Arrr, the Steve Alford-led Nevada crew had the upper hand for a spell, but alas, they be walkin' the plank after a heartbreakin' loss to Dayton on Thursday. 'Tis a sad end to their season, me hearties!
March 22, 2024, 3:49 pm
Arrr, in 2009, the swashbuckler Angel Cabrera was hailed as the Master of the Masters by Chairman Fred Ridley at Augusta National. But alas, his voyage be thwarted by visa troubles, shiver me timbers! No green jacket for ye this time, matey!
March 22, 2024, 3:47 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Northwestern Wildcats be dancin' a jig of joy after bestin' them scurvy Owls of Florida Atlantic in a fierce battle on the basketball court. They be feelin' every emotion from joy to despair as they sailed to victory in the March Madness tournament.
March 22, 2024, 10:58 am
Arrrr! The Madness of March wasted no time in earnin' its name, with many a shocking upset makin' less than 1% of perfect brackets remainin' after Day 1. Shiver me timbers!
March 22, 2024, 8:34 am
Arr, the Kansas Jayhawks be sailin' on to the next round of the NCAA tourney thanks to a mighty controversial call that scuppered the Bulldogs' upset dreams! Yarrr, that be a close shave for the lads from Samford, aye!
March 22, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Golden State Warriors' Kevon Looney be confessin' that San Francisco hath a "dark side," like any port o' call. Yet still, he be findin' joy in his time spent there. Ahoy, me mateys, it be a fine tale indeed!
March 22, 2024, 2:30 am
Avast ye mateys! Two scallywags were banished from the court after a fierce skirmish at the Thursday night's joust betwixt the Chicago Bulls and the Houston Rockets at the Toyota Center in Houston. Ye should have seen the chaos unfold - a true spectacle for the ages!
March 21, 2024, 10:19 pm
Arr matey! JuJu Watkins be but an 18-year-old lass from USC, a star of the basketball seas! She be plunderin' and defendin' with the best of 'em, makin' her mark on the court like a true pirate of the hardwood!
March 21, 2024, 8:48 pm
Arrr! No. 14 Oakland be takin' down the mighty No. 3 Kentucky in a grand upset! 'Twas Jack Gohlke, a swashbucklin' Division II transfer, who plundered 32 points to lead the charge. The madness of March be truly upon us!
March 21, 2024, 5:34 pm
Arrr, those landlubber politicians be squawkin' about Nike's fancy new shirts for England's soccer crew! Methinks they be actin' like scurvy dogs over a mere change o' fabric. Let the lads play, I say, and worry not about their garb! Arrr!
March 21, 2024, 4:48 pm
Arrr matey! 'Tis said a scallywag from the Minnesota Timberwolves be caught red-handed plunderin' a hard drive filled with secrets from the captain's quarters! Ye best be keepin' a close eye on yer precious booty, lest ye be walkin' the plank! Arrr!
March 21, 2024, 4:04 pm
Arrr! The scallywag Terry McDonough, formerly of the Arizona Cardinals, be accused of layin' hands on his neighbor in North Carolina. Aye, 'tis a tale fit for the high seas, as McDonough faces the wrath of the courts for his misdeeds. Avast, a pox on his house!
March 21, 2024, 3:53 pm
Arrr matey, the coppers be reckonin' Konstantin Koltsov met his demise by his own hand, but his former wench be reckonin' he was likely sloshed to the gills and met his end by accident. Aye, tis a tragedy indeed!
March 21, 2024, 9:54 am
Arrr mateys, listen up ye scurvy dogs of Purdue! The Virginia Cavaliers be tellin' ye how to bounce back from a shameful defeat to a lowly No. 16 seed in March Madness. Take heart, me hearties, and fight like true pirates to reclaim yer honor on the court! Arrr!
March 21, 2024, 9:52 am
Arrr, me hearties! The lass Chelsea Blackwell be settin' her sights on the scallywag Travis Kelce for makin' a mockery of her antics on ye olde Netflix Show. Methinks there be some drama brewin' in these modern times! Aye, the seas be rough indeed.
March 21, 2024, 7:41 am
Avast ye scallywags! 'Twas a ruckus on the high seas as Golden State's Draymond Green clashed with the Grizzlies, sending Coach Jenkins to Davy Jones' locker! Aye, 'twas a sight to see, as the coach went tumbling like a clumsy landlubber! Arrr!
March 21, 2024, 6:33 am
Arrr mateys, tis a grand tale indeed! The lasses of Evan McPherson and Logan Wilson of the Cincinnati Bengals didst bring forth wee lasses on the same day at the same hospital! 'Tis a true miracle of the seven seas, aye!
March 21, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr mateys, Birmingham Mayor Randall Woodfin swore to stand by Black athletes and parents if Alabama's cursed anti-DEI bill be passed. Yet, since the governor signed it, not a peep has been heard from the scallywag! Methinks he be walkin' the plank of broken promises!
March 21, 2024, 5:13 am
Arr matey! Old MLB swashbuckler, Eric Byrnes, hath scribbled a guide fer wee lads 'n lasses in the sport o' youth. 'Tis a "Let Them Play" notion born from his own adventures on the field. Ye parents 'n coaches best take heed o' his word, lest ye walk the plank! Arrr!
March 21, 2024, 4:00 am
Arr, Wyndham Clark be haulin' in more than $18 million in booty o'er the past year, but he's also been caught with his hand in the cookie jar a time or two. Aye, seems he be walkin' the plank of cheating scandals! Aye, the scallywag!
March 21, 2024, 3:45 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywag Clay Travis be dishin' out his picks for the grand March Madness tourney. Make haste and place yer bets afore the games begin on Thursday afternoon, lest ye be walkin' the plank!
March 20, 2024, 5:36 pm
Arrr, 'tis said that Shohei Ohtani's scallywag interpreter be a thievin' knave, takin' the lad's plunder to wager with a forbidden bookie! Aye, the treachery be as deep as the ocean, aye, 'tis a scandal fit for the high seas! Arrr!
March 20, 2024, 5:05 pm
Arr matey! Howard University scallywag Bryce Harris be makin' waves on the world wide web with his jolly message to the scurvy dogs in the media after his Bison took a tumble in the First Four on Tuesday night. Aye, he be a true Buccaneer!
March 20, 2024, 4:47 pm
Arrr, matey! The Miami Marlins scallywag Jazz Chisholm Jr. spilled the beans on the foul stench of a toxic ship's quarters brewed by the old sea dogs in his first three seasons on the MLB seas. Aye, beware the grizzled veterans, ye young buccaneers!
March 20, 2024, 4:28 pm
Arrr mateys! With gamblin' now allowed in 38 lands, the sports buffs be cursin' the players like scurvy dogs! Their purse be at the mercy of these scallywags' skills on the field. Aye, the stakes be high indeed!
March 20, 2024, 11:05 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywag Cameron Sutton of the Detroit Lions be in hot water in Florida, accused of layin' hands on his lass. The authorities be after him with a warrant, so beware ye, mateys, lest ye be walkin' the plank too!
March 20, 2024, 9:38 am
Arrr mateys, a cursed blunder didst befall the San Diego Padres, as they didst lose the match against the scurvy Los Angeles Dodgers in the grand opening of the MLB season's Seoul Series on Wednesday. Shiver me timbers, what a calamity!
March 20, 2024, 8:31 am
Arrr mateys! The Colorado Rams be showin' no mercy as they trounced the scurvy Virginia Cavaliers 67-42 in the First Four of March Madness 2024! 'Twas a victory worth celebratin', as the Rams be claimin' their first NCAA Tournament win in 11 long years! Hoist the Jolly Roger!
March 20, 2024, 8:26 am
Arrr matey, NFL All-Pro Braxton Berrios be talkin' 'bout askin' his bonny lass Alix Earle to be his betrothed in a chat with TMZ. Aye, he be thinkin' 'bout puttin' a ring on it! Shiver me timbers, what a tale o' love on the high seas!
March 20, 2024, 5:45 am
Arr mateys! Thar be a tale o' Kirby Smart, coach o' them Georgia Bulldogs, who did regale a crowd with a jest so grand that they did burst with mirth! Aye, 'twas a jest that also did reveal the true worth o' gold in these newfangled NIL deals! Aaarrrr!
March 20, 2024, 5:38 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! The Olympic organizers be makin' a grand announcement that the athletes in this summer's games in Paris shall not be havin' the luxury of air-conditioned lodgin'. Methinks they be wantin' to toughen up these landlubbers! Aye, may the best man win!
March 20, 2024, 5:10 am
Avast ye mateys! Former scallywag Braden Fiske be chattin' with Fox News Digital 'bout his loot from NIL and how he be usin' it to make "generational wealth." Arrr, sounds like he be savin' up for a bounty fit for a pirate king!
March 20, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, J.J. Watt and Jason Kelce be sailin' the NFL seas together, but now the latter be hangin' up his cleats. Watt be reminiscin' on battlin' that future Hall of Fame scallywag at the center o' the field. Fare thee well, matey!
March 19, 2024, 5:35 pm
Arrr mateys! Jon Rahm be servin' up a feast fit for a king at the Champions Dinner! The Spanish scallywag be stickin' to his roots, treatin' past winners to a spread of exotic delights in Augusta. Yo ho ho, get ready to feast like never before! Aye!
March 19, 2024, 5:26 pm
Arrr mateys! LSU lass Angel Reese be claimin' scallywags be makin' false portraits o' her on the cursed internet! 'Tis a treacherous deed, indeed! Beware ye scurvy dogs, lest ye be caught in the clutches o' the AI pirates!
March 19, 2024, 3:19 pm
Avast ye mateys! The gallant Chicago Bears tight end Cole Kmet, did forge a mighty bond with QB Justin Fields. But when word came o' his trade, he did confess 'twas a blow to his heart of oak. Aye, 'twas a sad tale indeed! Arrr!
March 19, 2024, 2:48 pm
Arrr mateys! The parchment claims that if the swashbucklers in the revenue sports be makin' doubloons through their NIL, then the scallywags in the non-revenue sports should have the same right to plunder for treasure! Aye, fair be fair on the high seas of college athletics!
March 19, 2024, 11:32 am
Arrr mateys! The Los Angeles Rams skipper Sean McVay spilled the beans that Aaron Donald whispered in his ear he be hangin' up his boots after that gut-wrenchin' playoff defeat to the Detroit Lions. Avast! The seas be missin' a fearsome beast in their midst!
March 19, 2024, 10:15 am
If Wyndham Clark had not begrudgingly sought the assistance of a professional, he may not have plundered three PGA victories, including a grand triumph, and over $18 million in booty since last season. Argh, the power of a skilled matey!
March 19, 2024, 8:10 am
Avast ye mateys! 'Tis with a heavy heart that we be hearin' the sad news o' Konstantin Koltsov's passin'. May he rest in Davy Jones' locker, forever remembered as a former swashbucklin' forward o' the Pittsburgh Penguins. Farewell, matey, ye be missed. Arrr!
March 19, 2024, 7:41 am
Arr, me hearties! It be rumored that at the Paris Olympics, the athletes be gettin' back to the ol' bedroom shenanigans! The organizers be supplyin' a grand total of 300,000 condoms, as it seems COVID restrictions be walkin' the plank! Aye, aye, captain!
March 19, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr mateys, as March Madness approaches, the finest young swashbucklers in the land be ready to showcase their skills afore the 2024 NBA Draft. Ye best be keepin' an eye on these lads as they be aimin' to impress the whole crew!
March 19, 2024, 5:35 am
Arrr! The collegiate swashbucklers and captains be gatherin' at Capitol Hill to parley 'bout NIL, but David M. Rich be sayin' ye Congress ain't the proper crew fer this matter. Aye, 'tis a rum tale indeed!
March 19, 2024, 5:22 am
Avast ye mateys! Steve Tensi, a swashbuckling quarterback of the Denver Broncos, has set sail for Davy Jones' locker at the ripe age of 81. He also battled for the San Diego Chargers. Farewell, brave sailor of the gridiron!
March 19, 2024, 5:15 am
Arrr, me mateys, J.J. Watt be a true seer of the seven seas! He saw Russell Wilson settin' sail for the Pittsburgh Steelers, after bein' cast adrift by the Denver Broncos. Aye, and he gave us the reasons why he be makin' such a bold prediction. Aye, the seas be full of surprises indeed!
March 18, 2024, 4:44 pm
Arrr, the Chicago Bears be settin' their sights on young Caleb Williams as their top pick, but Robert Griffin III be thinkin' he should be holdin' out. Aye, a quarrel on the horizon for the quarterback spot! Shiver me timbers!
March 18, 2024, 3:55 pm
Arrr, Marquette's coach Shaka Smart be thinkin' the Big East be lackin' in teams for the tourney 'cause they be too busy swabbin' the decks instead of sinkin' those threes like true pirates o' the court! Aye, me hearties!
March 18, 2024, 3:47 pm
Arrr, Northwestern University be churnin' out some fine scallywags! Aye, David Schwimmer and Meghan Markle be among the ranks of celebrity graduates from thar hallowed halls. Mayhaps they learned a thing or two about booty plunderin' while they be studyin' there!
March 18, 2024, 2:19 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Kim Mulkey, the swashbucklin' head coach of the LSU Tigers women's roundball crew, did engage in a jolly banter with a land lubber umpire after launchin' the first pitch at the Savannah Bananas game. Aye, 'twas a sight to behold!
March 18, 2024, 11:14 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Iowa Hawkeyes be settin' sail for a rematch with them scurvy LSU landlubbers in their quest for the national championship booty. Aye, 'tis a treacherous voyage ahead, but fear not, for these Hawkeyes be ready to plunder and pillage their way to victory!
March 18, 2024, 10:29 am
Arrr me hearties! West Virginia's skipper Mark Kellogg be keepin' a weather eye on Iowa and the swashbucklin' lass Caitlin Clark in the lasses' tourney. Yarrr, he be plannin' his strategy to outwit 'em scallywags! Onward to victory, me mateys!
March 18, 2024, 9:47 am
Arrr, me hearties! Patrick Mahomes be jolly excited about a possible visit from the lass Taylor Swift at a Kansas City Current match in the National Women's Soccer League season. Ye best be keepin' an eye out for this swashbucklin' spectacle! Aye!
March 18, 2024, 8:23 am
Arrr mateys, methinks that scallywag Steve Cohen be throwin' shade at them Wilpons fer the poor performance o' the Mets. 'Tis a bold move, but let's see if he can turn the ship around and lead us to the treasure of victory! Aye aye, captain Cohen!
March 18, 2024, 5:22 am
Arr matey, St. John's Red Storm captain Rick Pitino be cursin' the ways of them landlubber metrics in the NCAA Men's Basketball Tourney. Blimey, 'tis a right kerfuffle! Mayhaps he be needin' a compass to navigate them treacherous seas of seedin'. Aye!
March 17, 2024, 8:35 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Mike Tyson be showin' off his fightin' skills in a video afore facin' off against that scallywag Jake Paul. He be sendin' a warnin' to the YouTube landlubber as well. Ye better be watchin' out, ye scurvy dog!
March 17, 2024, 8:24 pm
Arrr, the swashbucklin' Kyrie Irving, aye, he be makin' a game-winning running shot to best the scallywags of Dallas Mavericks on the Lord's day, 107-105. Ahoy, what a victory for our mateys!
March 17, 2024, 7:41 pm
Arrr mateys, the lasses of South Carolina be the top dogs in the 2024 NCAA Women's Basketball Tournament, ready to plunder and pillage their way through March Madness. Hoist the sails and set a course for victory!
March 17, 2024, 5:36 pm
Arrr me hearties! The 2024 NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament picks be announced on the Sabbath. UConn be back to defend their title like true swashbucklers. Let's see if they can keep their treasure this time!
March 17, 2024, 4:10 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Amy Pickett, the fair maiden o' Philadelphia Eagles signal caller Kenny Pickett, be tellin' us how she feels 'bout her mate's sailin' from the Steel City to the City o' Brotherly Love. Aye, the winds o' change be blowin' indeed!
March 17, 2024, 3:27 pm
Arrr, during the grand battle betwixt Duquesne and VCU for the Atlantic 10 Championship, a flurry of confetti rained down upon the combatants! The scallywags of Duquesne emerged victorious in the end, claimin' the spoils of victory. Aye, 'twas a sight to behold!
March 17, 2024, 2:58 pm
Arrr mateys, the Florida Gators scallywag Micah Handlogten be sufferin' a truly ghastly injury in battle against Auburn! The scallywag be breakin' his leg in two! May the seas show him mercy on his road to recovery!
March 17, 2024, 10:49 am
Arrr mateys! 'Twas a blunder of epic proportions by Kent State's scallywag Julius Rollins that granted Akron's entry into the NCAA Tournament. With victory snatched from their grasp in the final moments, Akron's crew sailed triumphantly into the tourney waters. Hoist the Jolly Roger!
March 17, 2024, 10:03 am
Arrr! Rickie Fowler be demandin' retribution from a landlubber in the gallery at The Players Championship, claimin' their scallywag contraption interrupted his swing. Ye best be keepin' yer phones silenced, lest ye feel the wrath of a pirate on the fairway! Aye matey!
March 17, 2024, 9:13 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis said that the gallant pugilist Ryan Garcia bein' pressed by the New York State Athletic Commission to take a "mental evaluation." Arrr! Methinks he be plannin' to make 'em walk the plank with a lawsuit! Aye, the seas be rough indeed for poor Ryan!
March 17, 2024, 8:40 am
Arrr mateys! The captain of Chelsea FC Women, Emma Hayes, be sayin' that the ship ain't sailin' smoothly when two o' her star players be gettin' cozy with each other. She be thinkin' these player-to-player romances be as out o' place as a landlubber on the high seas! Arrr!
March 17, 2024, 5:00 am
Arr mateys, the fifth race of the NASCAR Cup Series be in Bristol, Tennessee, for the Food City 500. The spring race be returnin' to concrete after sailin' on dirt fer the last three seasons. Aye, let's see which scallywag comes out on top this time!
March 16, 2024, 9:54 pm
Arrr mateys, afore the ACC Tourney, N.C. State be walkin' the plank to Davy Jones's locker. But by Blackbeard's beard, they sailed through the conference as the 10-seed and be now plunderin' a spot in March Madness! Avast ye, me hearties!
March 16, 2024, 8:11 pm
Arrr mateys, the Los Angeles Chargers be forced to part ways with Keenan Allen, as the scallywag refused to surrender some of his riches despite a grand haul of 108 catches. Aye, tough decisions be made on the high seas of the NFL!
March 16, 2024, 7:01 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Quarterback Justin Fields hath set sail from the Bears and Chicago, leavin' behind a trail of salty tears. He be now bound for the land of the Steelers, mayhaps findin' a treasure of touchdowns and victory on the horizon! Arrr!
March 16, 2024, 5:52 pm
Arrr! Avast ye mateys! The Pittsburgh Steelers be signin' Russell Wilson, yet they've also plundered Justin Fields from the Chicago Bears. Looks like there be a quarterback mutiny brewin' in the Steel City! Arrr!
March 16, 2024, 4:53 pm
Arrr mateys, Caleb Williams be talkin' about as the top pick for years, but Deion Sanders be havin' his doubts about the lad's NFL journey. Aye, there be some trouble brewin' in the waters ahead for young Williams!
March 16, 2024, 4:24 pm
"Arrr, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson be plunderin' the stage like a true swashbuckler on WWE SmackDown in Memphis! He be singin' like a siren and dancin' like a landlubber on a barrel o' rum! Nothing be off limits for this scallywag!" Arrr!
March 16, 2024, 4:12 pm
Avast ye! The scallywag Greg Scruggs, the new Michigan defensive line coach, hath been caught red-handed in Ann Arbor, sailin' his vessel whilst under the influence. 'Twas a rough night on the high seas for this landlubber! Arrr!
March 16, 2024, 11:23 am
Arrr, me hearties! The rumblings 'tween the Buffalo Bills and Stefon Diggs be back, as the lad be postin' mysterious messages on the electronic scroll on Friday. What be the Captain McDermott thinkin' now? Ahoy!
March 16, 2024, 10:03 am
Avast ye scallywags! The North Carolina State men's basketball crew be sendin' the game into extra time wit' a three-point cannon shot. They be makin' their way to the ACC Championship game fer the first time since 2007. Aye, 'tis a spectacle to behold!
March 16, 2024, 8:01 am
Arrr mateys, Dan Hurley be mighty perturbed at them scoundrel referees during the Big East Tournament. He be demandin' they keelhaul a Red Storm fan from the court like the bilge rat he be! Aye, a fiery temper be burnin' in that man's belly!
March 15, 2024, 8:31 pm
Arrr, word be spreading like wildfire among the scallywags that the New York Jets be settin' their sights on signin' the mighty Tyron Smith, a seasoned warrior of the gridiron who hath spent a dozen campaigns battlin' for the Dallas Cowboys. Aye, 'tis sure to be a grand acquisition for the Jets!
March 15, 2024, 6:56 pm
Avast ye mateys! The Dallas Cowboys be parting ways with the goodly linebacker Leighton Vander Esch on Friday. Aye, the poor bloke, at 28 years of age, hath suffered another neck injury that hath cast doubt on his future on the gridiron. Aye, the seas be rough for poor Vander Esch. Arrr!
March 15, 2024, 6:55 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! Joe Mazzulla, a swashbuckling college baller turned NBA coach, be showin' off his defensive prowess with the Celtics against them Suns of Phoenix. Aye, he be blockin' shots like a pirate dodgin' cannonballs! Arrr!
March 15, 2024, 5:49 pm
Arrr, the Vikings be signin' Sam Darnold to their crew, yet they be keepin' an eye out for a new QB in the next month's draft. They be makin' off with an extra first-round pick after strikin' a deal with the Texans. Ahoy mateys, the plunder be growin'!
March 15, 2024, 11:06 am
Arr matey! The word be spreadin' that the scallywags from the NFL be lookin' into the Atlanta Falcons and Philadelphia Eagles for tamperin' like a bunch o' landlubbers! Avast ye, me hearties, the league be on the hunt for rule-breakers! Aye, shiver me timbers!
March 15, 2024, 9:17 am
Arrr mateys, word on the high seas be that the Kansas City Chiefs be signin' the swift Marquise 'Hollywood' Brown from the Arizona Cardinals for a one-year voyage. Hoist the sails and prepare for some fancy footwork on the gridiron! Arrr!
March 15, 2024, 7:59 am
Avast ye mateys! Fetch yer crew's sweatshirts, ready yer most savoury game-day grub, and set yer sights on March Madness through the looking glass of Hulu or Paramount+. Aye, 'tis a treasure trove of basketball booty awaitin' ye! Arrr!
March 15, 2024, 7:11 am
Arrr, me mateys! The younger scallywag Nathan Barrett, sibling to the Toronto Raptors' own RJ Barrett, has passed on to Davy Jones' locker. The family's sad tidings be shared by the crew on Thursday. Fair winds and following seas to ye, Nathan!
March 15, 2024, 4:00 am
Arr matey, with the NFL season now in full sail, Fox News Digital be dissectin' the victors and scallywags o' the open market and trades in these early days. Set yer spyglass on the horizon, savvy?
March 15, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! The fair maiden Riley Gaines hath declared 'tis time to keelhaul the NCAA o'er their transgender policies! Aye, she be a swimmin' star of yore, but now she be settin' sail on a legal adventure to plunder justice from these scurvy dogs! Yarrr!
March 14, 2024, 9:50 pm
Arrr mateys, word on the high seas be that Keenan Allen be settin' sail for the shores of Chicago aboard the Bears' ship. They be tradin' a fourth-round treasure to the Chargers for this fine receiver. Shiver me timbers, what a trade it be!
March 14, 2024, 7:53 pm
Arrr, word on the seas be that the constables be lookin' into Dak Prescott for plunderin' the lasses in the back o' a carriage at a bawdy house. Aye, the scallywag be in hot water now!
March 13, 2024, 5:46 pm
Arrr matey, the scallywag Topi Ronni be walkin' the plank from the Calgary Flames after bein' caught in a scandal in Finland. Aye, 'tis a shame to see such a promising lad go down faster than a ship in a storm!
March 13, 2024, 5:21 pm
Arrr, mateys! 'Tis a sad tale o' Jimmy Garoppolo's time in Las Vegas. The Raiders signed him fer three years, but just a year later, they be castin' him off like a scurvy dog walkin' the plank. Ahoy, the seas be rough in the world o' NFL!
March 13, 2024, 5:15 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Word be spreadin' that Calvin Ridley be settin' sail fer the Tennessee Titans on a grand voyage worth $92 million pieces o' eight! The Jacksonville Jaguars be left cryin' in Davy Jones' locker. Arrr!
March 13, 2024, 5:06 pm
Arrr matey! Nick Castellanos, a seasoned swashbuckler for the Philadelphia Phillies, be spoutin' some wise words 'bout MLB players! He be sayin' there be two types - those who be as wholesome as milk, and them who be gettin' better with age like a fine wine! Arrr!
March 13, 2024, 11:38 am
Arrr! The swashbucklin' PGA Tour golfer Scottie Scheffler be takin' a mighty swing at LIV Golf on a Tuesday, as The Players Championship be settin' sail in Florida later this week. May his putts be as straight as a pirate's cutlass!
March 13, 2024, 10:03 am
Arrr, Dallas Seavey be the swashbucklin' champion of this year's Iditarod Trail Dog Sled Race! His triumphant win be marred by the loss of three trusty hounds and the squawkin' of PETA to end the race. Avast, the sea be a treacherous mistress indeed!
March 13, 2024, 8:42 am
Arrr mateys! Deon Graham, cap'n and CEO of the Fort Lauderdale United FC wenches' soccer crew, be plannin' to make more wee lassies look to them pros for inspiration in the world o' sports. Ye hear that, ye little scallywags? Time to set sail for victory!
March 13, 2024, 7:58 am
Arrr, did ye hear the tale of the mighty UFC legend, Mark Coleman? Aye, he bravely rescued his kin from a fiery inferno in Ohio! But alas, the poor soul be now laid up in the hospital, sufferin' from the foul vapors of the smoke. A true hero, that one be!
March 13, 2024, 5:36 am
Arrr mateys! Jonathan Owens, husband to the great Simone Biles, be leavin' the crew o' the Green Bay Packers fer their scurvy rival! 'Tis a grand tale to be told in the taverns, me hearties! Aye, the sea be callin' 'im to new adventures!
March 13, 2024, 5:15 am
Avast ye scallywags! Former ESPN star Sage Steele be tellin' OutKick's Charly Arnolt that she reckons UFC President Dana White be a savvy ol' sea dog fer keepin' Bud Light as a sponsor. Aye, a brilliant business move indeed, says she! Arrr!
March 13, 2024, 3:30 am
Avast ye scallywag Noah Lyles hath stirred up a hornet's nest by claimin' the NBA Finals victors can't call themselves "world champions." Methinks he be walkin' the plank into a sea of backlash, aye, 'twas a surprise to the lad indeed! Arrr!
March 13, 2024, 1:00 am
Avast ye scallywags! At last month's Tech Summit, the NBA Commissioner Adam Silver and the young buck Victor Wembanyama showcased some fancy AI contraptions that will soon allow ye landlubbers to watch the games from afar. Arrr, the future be upon us!
March 12, 2024, 5:30 pm
Arrr, after pledgin' his loyalty to the independent presidential contender, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. be thinkin' 'bout makin' Aaron Rodgers his first mate on the voyage to the White House. Aye, a match made in Davy Jones' locker, indeed!
March 12, 2024, 4:14 pm
Arr mateys, the scallywag Nick Saban spilled the beans about a chat he had with his goodly wench, Terry, that led to his burying the hatchet and hanging up his coaching hat. Yarrr, must have been a mighty persuasive parley indeed!
March 12, 2024, 3:31 pm
Arrr matey! Doriane Pin be walkin' the plank on a Saturday mornin'! She be havin' the fool's luck, grabbin' the flag twice and not realizin' the race was done! Ye can bet she be swabbin' the decks for that blunder!
March 12, 2024, 3:04 pm
Arrr, Felicia Miller, the fair maiden whose lass be injured in a drunken crash by that scallywag Britt Reid, did parley with ESPN after the governor showed him mercy. Aye, tis a tale of woe and folly on the high seas of Kansas City.
March 12, 2024, 11:52 am
Arrr mateys! 'Tis said that the statue of Kobe Bryant outside the Crypto.com Arena in Los Angeles be needin' some fixin'! Seems they be spellin' his name wrong and makin' a mess o' the formatting. Ye best be gettin' yer pirate crew to set things straight!
March 12, 2024, 10:20 am
Arr matey, word be that the Minnesota Vikings be signin' up Aaron Jones for a year after the scoundrels in Green Bay set him free! The plunderin' and pillagin' be sure to commence when he sets sail with the purple and gold crew! Aye, matey!
March 12, 2024, 9:53 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs at PETA be squawkin' again about endin' the grand Iditarod sled dog race! Two poor mutts went to Davy Jones' locker, but we be keepin' the tradition alive. Let the dogs run free, says I!
March 12, 2024, 9:47 am
Arrr mateys, former LSU lass Alexis Morris be givin' the team a good ol' tongue lashin' over a brawl with them South Carolina scallywags in the SEC Championship! Aye, the lasses be fightin' like true pirates on the high seas!
March 12, 2024, 5:56 am
Arr mateys, the ex-Mets legend Darryl Strawberry hath disclosed that he be mendin' in a ship's infirmary after a scurvy heart seizure. He be proclaimin', "All be shipshape and Bristol fashion." Avast ye scallywags, a toast to his health!
March 12, 2024, 5:30 am
In the tome "In A League of Her Own: Celebrating Female Firsts in Sports," Bonnie-Jill Laflin spins yarns of legendary sportswomen like Danica Patrick, Billie Jean King, and many a fair maiden of the athletic seas. Arrr, 'tis a treasure trove indeed!
March 12, 2024, 5:29 am
Arrr, me hearties! The NFL free agency be in full swing, with the likes o' Kirk Cousins and Saquon Barkley sailin' fer new ports in the league. The seas be rough, but the treasure be plenty fer these scurvy dogs!
March 12, 2024, 3:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! Methinks Noah Lyles be the first to fly the flag o' the USA in the world o' track, but he be feelin' a bit conflicted 'bout it! Aye, 'tis a tale as old as time - the sweet taste o' victory mixed with the bitter pill o' representin' yer nation. Aye, the life of a sportin' pirate be a treacherous one indeed!
March 11, 2024, 4:01 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Xavier McKinney be leavin' the Giants fer the Packers up north on a grand voyage fer a hefty treasure of $68 million doubloons over four years. May his plunderin' skills be as sharp as his tackles on the high seas!
March 11, 2024, 3:41 pm
Arrr, word be sailin' the seas that the New York Giants be signin' a new swashbuckler to replace Saquon Barkley. Former Houston Texans runnin' back Devin Singletary be joinin' the crew on a three-year voyage. Fair winds and aye, let the plunderin' begin!
March 11, 2024, 3:28 pm
Arrr, this Saquon Barkley has chosen to sail with the Eagles, makin' Tiki Barber feel like a scallywag! The Giants' all-time rushin' leader be sayin', "Ye be dead to me now, matey!" Aye, the seas be rough with this news!
March 11, 2024, 2:55 pm
Arrr matey! The lad Bryce Huff hath struck gold with the Philadelphia Eagles, signin' a three-year accord. He be makin' history as the richest undrafted free agent on the seven seas. Aye, the NFL be payin' him a king's ransom for his piratical plunderin' skills!
March 11, 2024, 11:44 am
Arrr mateys! NFL scallywag D'Andre Swift be joinin' the Chicago Bears after a stint with the Philadelphia Eagles. 'Tis a deal fit for a captain, mayhaps he be runnin' faster than a ship in a squall!
March 11, 2024, 11:32 am
Arr matey! A scurvy ex-NFL executive be spillin' the beans on poor ol' Bill Belichick. He be doomed to wander the high seas of unemployment, never to captain a ship again. Marc Ross be tellin' the tale to TMZ Sports, arrr!
March 11, 2024, 10:58 am
Arrr mateys, an Italian scallywag of a soccer manager was sent packin' on Monday after he be seen givin' a good ol' headbutt to a player from the rival crew. Seems like he couldn't handle the bitter taste of defeat in Serie A play, yarrr!
March 11, 2024, 10:58 am
Arrr mateys, the Pro Football Hall of Fame scallywag Shannon Sharpe be takin' aim at LSU's basketball coach Kim Mulkey for her reaction to a player bein' shoven to the ground! Looks like there be some salty drama brewin' on the high seas of sports! Aye aye!
March 10, 2024, 10:49 pm
Arr matey! Russell Wilson be settin' sail for the Pittsburgh Steelers come 2024! Thirteen years in the league, he be a seasoned swashbuckler ready to plunder the end zone with his mighty arm. Raise the Jolly Roger and beware all ye defenders, Wilson be comin' for ye!
March 10, 2024, 8:23 pm
Arrr, mateys! Trevor Bauer, a swashbuckling pitcher on a Japan-based crew, be dueling against them young Dodgers scallywags on Sunday! 'Tis been three long years since he's set foot on American soil to show off his cannon of an arm! Aye, may the best buccaneer win!
March 10, 2024, 7:39 pm
Avast ye mateys! The scurvy dog Rudy Gobert of the Minnesota Timberwolves hath been plundered of $100,000 doubloons by the league for flashing a money-sign to the scallywag referees. Aye, a costly jest indeed! Arrr!
March 10, 2024, 6:20 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Christopher Bell be a swashbuckler of the highest order, risin' from the depths of the 20th to claim victory in the Shriners Children's 500 at Phoenix Raceway! 'Tis a glorious plunderin' of first place, his first triumph of the year! Arrr!
March 9, 2024, 3:29 pm
Avast ye mateys! Drew Brees, a noble owner of Walk-On's Bistreaux and Bar, be granting 13 gold doubloons in scholarships to walk-on players, in honor of the mighty Jason Kelce. 'Tis a grand gesture indeed! Arrr!
March 9, 2024, 3:17 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Come Monday, the NFL be startin' their negotiation period. NFL crews be sendin' messages to veteran quarterback Baker Mayfield, who sailed with the Buccaneers last season. Let the wheelin' and dealin' begin!
March 9, 2024, 2:44 pm
Arrr, Rudy Gobert be walkin' the plank with a technical foul for flashin' the ol' money sign at them scallywag referees! Methinks he be tryin' to pillage the game, but the officials be havin' none of it, makin' the call for a fair sea battle! Arrr!
March 9, 2024, 2:41 pm
Arrr, the lads at ESPN Cleveland did wager a hundred doubloons to their lowly intern, "Nick," if he could secure the presence of the legendary Jim Thome on their airwaves. Alas, it seems the lad hath taken the challenge too seriously and caused quite a kerfuffle!
March 9, 2024, 10:52 am
Arrr mateys, word has it that the Denver Broncos be swappin' their wide receiver Jerry Jeudy for some shiny new picks in the 2024 NFL Draft from the Cleveland Browns. Aye, 'tis a fine booty for both crews!
March 9, 2024, 10:26 am
Arr, me hearties! Antonio Brown be causing a commotion once more, as he be skippin' out on payin' a hefty sum to a jeweler for his fancy finger trinkets. Methinks this scallywag be needin' to remember that honesty be the best policy on the high seas! Aye!
March 9, 2024, 10:09 am
Arrr, me hearties! Caitlin Clark, the fearless lass of Division I college basketball, be shatterin' NCAA records like a cannonball through a ship's hull! On Friday night, she plundered Penn State with her sharpshooting skills, leavin' defenders walkin' the plank! Aye, she be a true legend of the court!
March 9, 2024, 8:21 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywag Will Hickson of Camden High be accused of mischief against Manasquan High! The basketball seas be choppy wit' controversy, but fear not, for we pirates be ready to sail into battle for the truth! Aye, bring on the hoops!
March 8, 2024, 8:13 pm
Arrr, Anthony Joshua be showin' his mettle by givin' that ex-UFC champ a taste of the plank in the second round! The lad be collectin' his 25th knockout like a true buccaneer of the ring. Aye, the seas be rough but Joshua be sailin' smooth!
March 8, 2024, 7:58 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis been revealed in the courts that Amit Patel, a scurvy dog from the Jacksonville Jaguars, did plunder a hefty sum o' $22 million! 'Tis a shame he didn't spend it all on rum and treasure maps! Aye, what a blackguard!
March 8, 2024, 7:12 pm
Arrr mateys, Justin Madubuike be plunderin' the quarterback like a true pirate, earnin' himself a spot in the Pro Bowl! The Baltimore Ravens be showin' him the gold, signin' him to a four-year deal worth a whopping $98 million doubloons! Aye, he be swimmin' in treasure now!
March 8, 2024, 6:18 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dog Noelvi Marte of the Cincinnati Reds hath been caught walkin' the plank for 80 games after firin' a shot of the ol' performance-enhancin' grog. Aye, 'tis a blow to the crew, but we'll bounce back stronger than a whale in a storm!
March 8, 2024, 5:50 pm
Arrr mateys! Buffalo Bills' scallywag Josh Allen be takin' the lead ahead o' the fair maiden Hailee Steinfeld at Paris Fashion Week. The lad be settin' the pace on land as he do on the high seas! Aye, the lad be quick on his feet!
March 8, 2024, 5:34 pm
Arrr mateys, the Los Angeles Dodgers be havin' a star they call Mookie Betts, a swashbucklin' outfielder with many Gold Gloves to his name. But he be showin' his skills in the infield too! Now he be venturin' into unknown waters with yet another position change. Aye!
March 8, 2024, 4:00 pm
Arrr! The lass Hailey Davidson be takin' to the seas of social media to give her two cents about the NXXT Women's Pro Tour decreein' that only lasses born as such can swing the clubs. Avast ye, seems like the waters of golf be gettin' a bit choppy!
March 8, 2024, 3:36 pm
Arrr me hearties! 'Tis said that Brenda Tracy, a brave lass, be seekin' to plunder $75 million from that scurvy dog Mel Tucker and Michigan State for his misdeeds. Aye, let's hope justice be served on the high seas of the courtroom!
March 8, 2024, 11:06 am
Avast ye scallywags! In a broadsheet called USA Today, Lindsay Schnell be sayin' that the lasses playin' basketball should be Black to keep the game alive. Arrr, it be important that the future stars resemble the old salts of the seas!
March 8, 2024, 9:17 am
Arrr mateys! The Pepperdine scallywags bested Pacific in a grand battle on the court, but 'twas their social media swashbucklers who plundered the hearts of the online seas. Aye, 'twas a sight to behold, as they sailed into the viral waters with great success!
March 8, 2024, 7:15 am
"Arrr, me hearties! Toronto Blue Jays pitcher Erik Swanson hath spoken out fer the first time since his wee lad was run over by a landlubber's carriage! Fear not, me mateys, fer the lad be returnin' to our ship in a couple of days! Hoist the Jolly Roger!"
March 8, 2024, 5:51 am
Avast ye scallywags! The Timberwolves guard be savin' the day against the Pacers! With a thunderous block that sent him bumpin' his noggin on the rim, he sealed the victory for his crew. Aye, a true swashbuckler indeed!
March 8, 2024, 5:50 am
Avast ye mateys! The MLB legend Adam Wainwright hath shared tales of his new shanties and his chance to perform at the Grand Ole Opry this very weekend! 'Tis a sight to behold, aye, as this swashbuckling ballplayer takes to the stage with his trusty guitar in hand. Yo ho ho!
March 8, 2024, 5:45 am
Avast ye mateys! Coach Porter Moser be chattin' with OutKick's Dan Dakich 'bout the lads' concentration afore the grand NCAA Division I basketball tourney. Arrr, may the sea gods bless them with sharp skills and a keen eye for the hoop!
March 8, 2024, 5:45 am
Avast ye! Taylor Lewan, a 3-time Pro Bowler with the Tennessee Titans, be not feelin' the good vibes from Caleb Williams, the potential No. 1 pick in the 2024 NFL Draft, at the combine. Methinks there be a storm brewin' betwixt these two scallywags! Arrr!
March 7, 2024, 5:44 pm
Arrr! The scurvy lawyer for young Ariel Young, a lass injured in the car wreck caused by that drunken scallywag Britt Reid, be cursin' Missouri Gov. Mike Parson for lettin' that scoundrel off easy. 'Tis a travesty of justice, says I! A pox on both their houses!
March 7, 2024, 5:26 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Iowa Hawkeyes lass Caitlin Clark spilled the beans to ABC's "Good Morning America" about settin' sail for the WNBA Draft next month. She be ready to plunder the courts with her skills, aye! Arrr!
March 7, 2024, 4:30 pm
Arrr me hearties, it be rumored that the mighty Michael Thomas be partin' ways with the Saints! The wind be blowin' in a new direction for the veteran receiver, settin' sail on a new adventure. Fair winds and following seas to ye, Thomas!
March 7, 2024, 3:55 pm
Arrr, Riley Gaines be keepin' quiet like a mouse 'round Lia Thomas durin' her senior season. But when she be feelin' the sting of personal victimization, she be raisin' her voice like a mighty pirate roar! Enough be enough, says she! Aye!
March 7, 2024, 9:29 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! Come one, come all to witness the clash of titans betwixt the brawny Mike Tyson and the upstart Jake Paul in Texas on July 20th! 'Tis sure to be a spectacle worth its weight in gold doubloons!
March 7, 2024, 9:19 am
Arrr matey, word be spreadin' that the great Char-ron Dorsey, a swashbucklin' warrior of the gridiron, has gone to Davy Jones' locker at the young age of 46. 'Tis a sad day for all who loved this buccaneer of a man. Fare thee well, matey.
March 7, 2024, 8:57 am
Arrr mateys, 'tis said that ESPN buccaneer Pat McAfee and Stephen A. Smith be havin' an "explosive argument" o'er creative differences regardin' a future project from the latter pundit. Thar be more drama in that studio than a ship full o' mutinous scallywags!
March 7, 2024, 7:55 am
Arrr matey! The infamous musher Dallas Seavey be given a time penalty for not properly gutting the moose that laid siege upon his noble pack o' dogs on the trail this week! Arrr, aye, the seas be rough indeed for this scallywag of the Iditarod!
March 7, 2024, 5:50 am
Arrr, Cam Newton be talkin' bout the brawl he had at a football tourney, admittin' it could have landed him in the brig! Aye, 'twas a close call, but luckily he be steerin' clear of Davy Jones' locker this time!
March 7, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr mateys! The former swashbuckler of the St. Louis Cardinals, Adam Wainwright, be chattin' about the pitch clock and the universal DH now that he's hangin' up his cleats. Ye best be listenin' to this retired buccaneer's opinions, me hearties!
March 7, 2024, 5:40 am
Avast ye mateys! Whilst 'tis true that Bud Light be once more the official grog o' the UFC, Sean Strickland did not shy from takin' a swing at the brand in a recent X post. Shiver me timbers! Ye best be watchin' out, Bud Light!
March 7, 2024, 4:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! Caitlin Clark be settin' sail fer the WNBA with a treasure chest full o' potential to boost their fame and fortune. She be passin' up on a mountain o' doubloons to chase her dreams on the court. Aye, she be a true swashbuckler!
March 6, 2024, 5:24 pm
Arrr mateys! The news of Russell Wilson's release be spreading like wildfire! Many be chattering 'bout the Denver Broncos' quarterback, even ol' Karl Mecklenberg be joinin' in! The seas be rough, but the gossip be even rougher!
March 6, 2024, 4:46 pm
Arrr matey! A scallywag from New York be takin' the state AG to court o'er a ban on stoppin' trans athletes from competin' against lasses. Aye, 'tis a fine mess we've found ourselves in!
March 6, 2024, 4:06 pm
Arrr mateys! The scallywags of the Buffalo Bills be scramblin' to trim the sails and cut loose their All-Pro safety Jordan Poyer to the treacherous waters of the free agent market. What a plunderin' tale of salary cap woes! Aye, the seas be rough indeed for these gridiron pirates.
March 6, 2024, 4:04 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The New York Knicks be holdin' a playoff spot, but they be sufferin' from a slew o' injuries and a curse o' nine losses in their last 13 battles. Methinks they be needin' some good luck and maybe a bit o' pirate magic to turn their fortunes around! Aye!
March 6, 2024, 11:23 am
Avast ye mateys! The wench Simona Halep be spared from walkin' the plank with her doping suspension cut short! Despite missin' more time than a sailor lost at sea, she swears by the Jolly Roger that she be as pure as a mermaid's tear! Arrr!
March 6, 2024, 11:13 am
Arrr mateys, the old sea dog Nick Saban be hangin' up his hat as head football coach o' the Crimson Tide! After plunderin' the seas o' college football fer many a year, he be settin' sail fer retirement. Fair winds and followin' seas, Captain Saban!
March 6, 2024, 10:18 am
Arrr, me hearties! San Francisco's own Deebo Samuel be tellin' tales of his misfortune in two Super Bowl battles against them Kansas City Chiefs. Aye, seems the football gods be playin' tricks on him, but fear not, for the 49ers be set for revenge! Arrr!
March 6, 2024, 8:43 am
Avast ye mateys! Jason Kelce be retiring from the NFL and givin' a speech honorin' his fair maiden, Kylie. Let's cast our spyglass back on their love story and cheer for the dashing Philadelphia Eagle as he sets sail for new adventures on land! Arrr!
March 6, 2024, 5:24 am
In all his plunderin' and pillagin', Jason Kelce stuck like a barnacle to Joseph O'Pella, the healer of the Philadelphia Eagles. When the scurvy dog missed his last battle due to the cursed cancer, Kelce made amends like a true buccaneer. Aye, a heart of gold beneath that swashbucklin' exterior!
March 6, 2024, 5:21 am
Arrr mateys! The wench Paige Spiranac, with her vast crew of social media scallywags, be dishin' out tips to ye landlubbers on how to sharpen yer swing on the fairway. Listen well, lest ye be walkin' the plank of poor play!
March 6, 2024, 5:15 am
Arrr mateys, 'tis be known that Paul Heyman be joinin' the ranks of the WWE Hall of Fame! He be spillin' the beans on how he's managed to keep his grip on the company's treasure for many a year. Aye, the man be a crafty one indeed!
March 6, 2024, 3:30 am
Avast ye hearties! The lasses' college hoops season be done, but fear not, for Caitlin Clark be still tearin' it up for the Iowa Hawkeyes! Aye, her legend be far from over, so batten down the hatches and prepare for more swashbucklin' action on the court! Arrr!
March 5, 2024, 5:11 pm
Arrr mateys, the Seattle Seahawk scallywags be givin' up their precious booty for Jamal Adams, makin' him the richest safety to ever walk the plank in the NFL waters. But now he be sailin' the free agent seas lookin' for a new ship to board. Aye!
March 5, 2024, 3:36 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round and listen up! I have the scoop on which scallywags in the NFL have been marked with the franchise tag by their shipmates for the upcoming league year in 2024. Prepare to set sail on the high seas of football news!
March 5, 2024, 3:33 pm
Avast ye mates! The scurvy Boston Red Sox be cursed with ill tidings! Lucas Giolito, the swashbuckling lad set to lead us into battle on Opening Day, may be out for the entire 2024 campaign with a torn UCL. Arrr, it be a blow to our playoff hopes!
March 5, 2024, 3:25 pm
Arrr, me hearties! It seems young Ben Simmons be cursed with a plague of injuries since joinin' the Nets in '22. But fear not, for his trusty agent be takin' the blame for his absence. Aye, 'tis a rough sea they be sailin'!
March 5, 2024, 11:19 am
Arrr mateys! The scallywags at LIV Golf be tellin' us swashbucklers that they've decided to pull their sails on seekin' world ranking accreditation. Looks like we'll be sailin' without a compass on this wild golfing adventure! Aye, me hearties!
March 5, 2024, 10:52 am
Arrr! Ye be hearing that Sam Kerr, a fearsome lass from Chelsea and Australia's crew, be in a spot of trouble for a clash with a copper. Aye, the charge be for racially aggravated harassin'. This be a tale that'll be told around the tavern for many a moon!
March 5, 2024, 9:41 am
Arrr, me hearties! The tale be told of the Iowa Hawkeyes lass, Caitlin Clark, who be breakin' records like a true swashbuckler against Ohio State! Aye, more than 3.3 million scallywags be settin' their spyglasses on FOX Sports to witness her plunderin'!
March 5, 2024, 9:06 am
Arrr, me hearties! Did ye see Maria Sharapova struttin' about like a fine lady at a Valentino event in Paris? She looked more like a fashion queen than a tennis star, me thinks! Avast ye, me mateys, the lass be turning heads wherever she goes!
March 5, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr mateys! The scallywag David Adelman be tellin' of his outrage when he learned some scurvy dog spray-painted a cursed swastika on the Horwitz-Wasserman Holocaust Memorial Plaza. Aye, a memorial sacred to him and his kin! The scallywag be walkin' the plank for such a vile deed!
March 5, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr, ye scallywags be speakin' ill of Caitlin Clark, but Jim Boeheim be defendin' her honor with all his might! The lass be a legend on the court, and any who dare doubt her greatness shalt walk the plank! Aye, she be the real treasure of the seas!
March 5, 2024, 5:28 am
Arrr, NBA legend Charles Barkley be speakin' freely 'bout former President Trump, claimin' his scallywag ways be pleasin' to Black voters. His words be as sharp as a cutlass, makin' us all chuckle like a bunch o' jolly sailors on the high seas!
March 5, 2024, 5:21 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! In a grandiose 45-minute soliloquy, the Philadelphia Eagles' stalwart Jason Kelce did proclaim the mighty deeds of Nick Foles, who did indeed live up to his infamous moniker. Aye, 'twas a sight to behold! Arrr!
March 4, 2024, 5:10 pm
Arrr, the scallywags of the Philadelphia Phillies have convinced Zack Wheeler to stay aboard their ship for three more years, for a treasure chest filled with $126 million pieces of eight. No free agency for him next year, mateys! Aye, he be one lucky buccaneer indeed.
March 4, 2024, 4:56 pm
Arr mateys, this scallywag Dr. Wayne D. Lewis Jr. be cryin' foul like a landlubber! His crew got bested by some lads in skirts, but instead of takin' it like a man, he be complainin' like a scurvy dog! Aye, he be talkin' nonsense, he be!
March 4, 2024, 3:31 pm
Arrr, mateys! The Denver Broncos be settin' Russell Wilson free on March 13th, as per their official declaration. This here star quarterback did sail with 'em for two years, but it be time for a new voyage, says I! Arrr!
March 4, 2024, 2:57 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scurvy dogs of the Jacksonville Jaguars be sendin' Folorunso Fatukasi packin' on his special day, aye! 'Tis a cruel blow, indeed, to be walkin' the plank on yer very birthdate. Ahoy, the life of a pirate be a rough one, mateys!
March 4, 2024, 10:06 am
Avast ye scallywags! Enes Kanter Freedom be throwin' shade at LeBron James, that Los Angeles Lakers scurvy dog, for reachin' the 40,000-point milestone in a game on Saturday night. Arrr, the seas be rough and the insults be plenty in this here pirate ship!
March 4, 2024, 9:43 am
Arr matey! 'Tis said that Mike Evans be settin' sail once more with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, despite whispers o' him seekin' new booty. But fear thee not, for he be loyal to his ship 'til the offseason winds blow anew. Aye, a true Buccaneer he remains!
March 4, 2024, 9:02 am
Arrr, Tyler Reddick be cursin' the pit road mishaps that plagued him whilst sailin' his vessel to a mighty second-place finish at Las Vegas Motor Speedway on Sunday. Aye, t'was a rough voyage, but he be keepin' his spirits high for the next race ahead!
March 4, 2024, 8:36 am
Arrr matey, the infamous WWE lass Tammy Sytch, also known as Sunny in the ring, be spillin' the beans about her stay in the brig after bein' found guilty o' causin' a deadly crash while under the influence. Aye, she'll be swabbin' the decks for 17 years!
March 4, 2024, 5:58 am
Arrr mateys, sad news has reached me ears! D.J. Park, a former South Carolina Gamecocks swashbuckler on the offensive front, has sadly passed away at the tender age of 29. May he find smooth sailing in Davy Jones' locker. Fair winds and following seas, me hearties.
March 3, 2024, 8:11 pm
Arr matey! Daylen Lile, a scallywag chosen by the Washington Nationals in the 2021 MLB Draft, be freed from the clutches of the hospital on a fine Sunday. 'Twas a harrowing tumble during a spring training game that landed the lad in Davy Jones' locker! Aye, he be a lucky landlubber indeed!
March 3, 2024, 8:00 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Kyle Larson be showin' no fear as he bested Tyler Reddick in the grand race of the Pennzoil 400 at Las Vegas Motor Speedway. Avast ye, 'tis his first victory in the 2024 NASCAR season! Aye, a fine day for plunderin' and racin' it be!
March 3, 2024, 7:49 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scuttlebutt be that Chris Mortensen has shuffled off this mortal coil, leaving the NFL world aghast! The scurvy dog had many mateys in the game, and his loss be a blow to all who enjoyed his swashbuckling reports. Farewell, ye old sea dog!
March 3, 2024, 4:15 pm
Arrr mateys! The tale be told of the brave Braylon Edwards, a Michigan Wolverine of football fame and first-round pick of the NFL, who didst come to the rescue of an 80-year-old swashbuckler bein' accosted at his local YMCA. Aye, he be a hero indeed!
March 3, 2024, 4:03 pm
Arrr mateys! Iowa's Caitlin Clark be havin' much to ponder upon after not only playin' her final regular-season home match on Sunday, but also settin' the Division I college basketball scoring record. Shiver me timbers, what a mighty feat!
March 3, 2024, 3:42 pm
Avast ye mateys! 'Tis with a heavy heart I report that the legendary ESPN scribe, Chris Mortensen, hath hoisted the anchor and set sail for Davy Jones' locker at the ripe age of 72. Aye, he fought a fierce battle with the scurvy health issues. Farewell, ye brave soul!
March 3, 2024, 3:09 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Ol' Olu Fashanu, the swashbucklin' Penn State ruffian, hath left the NFL Combine with a wound as deep as Davy Jones' locker! Will he still be plunderin' in the top 10 come Draft day, or be walkin' the plank into retirement? Aye, only time will tell!
March 3, 2024, 11:24 am
Arr, San Francisco Giants' Cap'n Bob Melvin be bringin' a new decree to th' crew this season – all must rise fer th' national anthem! Ye scallywags best be showin' respect or ye be walkin' th' plank! Aye, aye, Cap'n!
March 3, 2024, 10:43 am
Arrr, Le'Veon Bell and Ryan Garcia be settin' their sights on Jake Paul after he bested Ryan Bourland in a first-round TKO in Puerto Rico. 'Tis a showdown o' epic proportions on the horizon, me hearties! Aye, the seas be rough and the battles fierce!
March 3, 2024, 9:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! Thomas Detry be havin' a dreadful time on the links, strugglin' with his puttin' on the cursed 6th hole. Mayhaps he be needin' a bit o' luck from Davy Jones himself to make the cut at the Cognizant Classic. Aye, shiver me timbers!
March 3, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Did ye see Reuben Garrick’s spike after a try for the Manly Warringah Sea Eagles at the jolly ol' NRL show in Las Vegas? 'Twas a highlight o' the scorin' frenzy! Aye, 'twas a sight to behold on the high seas!
March 2, 2024, 10:39 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The fight of Amanda Serrano in her homeland o' Puerto Rico had to be canceled on a sudden account o' the lass bein' injured in the eye on a Friday. Mayhaps she be needin' a proper eyepatch fer her next bout!
March 2, 2024, 10:15 pm
Arrr! The Colorado State Rams' swashbuckler, Dallin Holker, didst seize a mighty catch with but a single hand during the gauntlet drill at the NFL Combine in Indianapolis. 'Twas a sight to behold, a feat fit for a pirate legend, methinks!
March 2, 2024, 9:49 pm
Arrr, ye scallywags! Jake Paul be takin' down his foes quicker than a cannonball in battle! In his last two skirmishes, he sent them to Davy Jones' locker in the blink of an eye! The lad be makin' quick work of his opposition, mark me words!
March 2, 2024, 5:17 pm
Ye scurvy dog Rashid Byrd, who bravely took to the court for the Lakers' D-League in '08, has been condemned to spend 90 years in the brig for his crimes against virtue. Mayhaps he should stick to swashbuckling on the court, savvy? Arrr!
March 2, 2024, 4:23 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The lad Daylen Lile of the Washington Nationals hath been carried off the field like a scurvy dog after attempting to purloin a home run from the Boston Red Sox. Arrr, 'tis a lesson in not messin' with the power of the home run ball!
March 2, 2024, 3:51 pm
Me hearties, Andy Russell be a true swashbuckler of the gridiron, a seven-time Pro Bowler and key member of Pittsburgh's plundering crew that claimed victory in Super Bowl IX and X. He be a legend among the buccaneers of the black and gold! Arrr!
March 2, 2024, 3:21 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! Reggie Bush be still waitin' fer his Heisman Trophy, while that scallywag Johnny Manziel be swearin' off the ceremony until Bush be reclaimin' his rightful booty. Arrr, the drama of the gridiron! Aye, me hearties!
March 2, 2024, 11:04 am
Arrr, me hearties! Davidson College be walkin' the plank, as they've had to scrap the rest o' the season for the lasses' roundball crew. Aye, too many wenches be sportin' some battle scars. Time to swab the decks and set sail for a new horizon, me thinks!
March 2, 2024, 9:03 am
Avast ye scallywags! The lass Caitlin Clark be drawing all the landlubbers to her final home as a Hawkeye. The prices for tickets be skyrocketing faster than a cannonball on the high seas! Prepare to pay a king's ransom to witness her last stand! Arrr!
March 2, 2024, 8:40 am
Arrr mateys, ye scurvy dog Chad Wheeler be sentenced to near seven years in the brig for his dastardly attack on his lady love. He be found guilty in November and now he be payin' the price for his foul deeds. Aye, justice be served!
March 2, 2024, 8:36 am
Arrrr! The mighty Warrior, Draymond Green, did return to Oakland from the land of angels, only to be thwarted by the treacherous Bay Bridge. Aye, it be a fierce battle, but fear not, for Green be a warrior on and off the court!
March 2, 2024, 4:00 am
Avast ye mateys! Jake Paul, the swashbucklin' scoundrel, be settin' sail on a different course this time. He be givin' the spotlight to a worthy scallywag for a change. Arrr, what a curious turn o' events on the high seas of fightin'!
March 1, 2024, 10:16 pm
Arrr, ye scallywags be hearin' that the infamous Mike Evans be settin' sail from the Buccaneers to seek riches in the free agency market. The seas be churnin' as teams be jockeyin' for his services, but only the most plunderin' crew be gettin' this treasure!
March 1, 2024, 8:53 pm
Arrr, the lass be standin' in the heart o' the court, clad in her fine flag gown and snowy gloves, entertainin' the masses afore the clash o' the Pacers and Raptors at Gainbridge Fieldhouse. A sight to behold, indeed! Aye, she be stealin' the show, me hearties!
March 1, 2024, 7:42 pm
'Fore the clash with Ryan Bourland in Puerto Rico, Jake Paul and "The Rhino's" crew traded salty words, laden with F-bombs, at the weigh-in. Ahoy, 'twas a fierce exchange of insults fit for the high seas! Arrrr!
March 1, 2024, 5:40 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Tight end Darren Waller be missin' 19 battles in the past three NFL seasons. Methinks he be thinkin' 'bout hangin' up his hat after a lackluster 2023 sail. Ye best be wishin' him fair winds and followin' seas!
March 1, 2024, 4:00 pm
Arrr, the scallywag Cam Newton be feelin' remorse for gettin' mixed up in a skirmish at a wee football tourney! Tis a shame to see a fine lad like himself caught up in such a brawl. May he learn from his mistake and sail smoother seas ahead.
March 1, 2024, 3:49 pm
Arrr matey! After plunderin' meself a new heart, former NBA swashbuckler Scot Pollard finally got to ring the bell on his voyage to recovery. Here's hopin' he sets sail smooth seas ahead on his mended ship. Aye aye, captain!
March 1, 2024, 2:28 pm
Arrr mateys! Old salt Tim Tebow be settin' sail for the House Judiciary Committee to jaw about the scurvy dogs spreadin' vile child abuse material across the land and sea. Time to hoist the Jolly Roger and bring these scallywags to justice!
March 1, 2024, 10:43 am
Arrr! The wench of Toronto Blue Jays pitcher Erik Swanson be tellin' us good tidings 'bout their young lad after he be run over by a chariot in Florida! Aye, the scallywag be on the mend, thanks to the heavens above!
March 1, 2024, 8:49 am
Arrr, a scallywag be claimin' that our mate Tyreek Hill be breakin' a lass's leg durin' a jolly game o' football at his abode! But our trusty attorney be refutin' these baseless accusations with all the fervor of a swashbucklin' pirate defendin' his treasure! Arrr!
March 1, 2024, 7:45 am
Arrr, 'tis a scandal of grand proportions! Los Angeles Dodgers' swashbuckler Shohei Ohtani hath revealed his wedlock on ye olde Instagram. The scallywag hath finally spilled the beans to the press on why he hath chosen this moment to make it known. Aye, what a tale to be told!
March 1, 2024, 7:32 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Texas Rangers have lost their brave coach, Hector Ortiz, to the merciless grip of the scurvy known as cancer. Aye, he be a seasoned catcher and coach in their crew. Fair winds and calm seas to ye, Hector!
March 1, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! The NFLPA be sharin' its second annual NFL Player Team Report Cards, uncoverin' some jolly surprising details 'bout how most scallywags view their overall workin' conditions. It be a fine read for any swashbucklin' football enthusiast!
March 1, 2024, 3:45 am
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis said that Jake Paul be makin' a name for himself in the boxing realm, but 'tis his savvy business ventures that be makin' him a "never-ending machine." Aye, he be lootin' the treasure chest o' success, arrr!
March 1, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr mateys! The scallywag Dan Dakich be skewerin' the landlubber Gregg Doyel's blather 'bout judges nixing gender surgery for wee ones. 'Tis a right ol' rumble on the high seas of sports talk, me hearties! Aye, the banter be as fierce as a kraken's grip!
February 29, 2024, 8:49 pm
Arrr mateys, scallywags from many a crew, including the Raiders from Las Vegas, set sail for the NFL Combine in hunt for a new shipmate to lead their crew to victory! Aye, may they find a swashbuckler worthy of the title of 'franchise quarterback'!
February 29, 2024, 11:39 am
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis been discovered that the Los Angeles Dodgers' own Shohei Ohtani hath taken a fair maiden as his bride! The lad did sign with LA aforehand, but now we be hearin' o' his matrimonial ventures. Yarrr!
February 29, 2024, 10:57 am
Ahoy mateys! The former swashbuckler of the Cincinnati Bengals, Giovani Bernard, hath sadly announced the passing of his wee babe with his fair maiden on the morrow. Let's raise a tankard in their honor and send thoughts of fair winds and calm seas their way. Aye!
February 29, 2024, 10:10 am
Arrr, Cristiano Ronaldo be slapped with a one-game ban for waggin' his finger at the scallywags of Al-Shabab after Al Nassr's triumph. Ye can't be showin' yer displeasure with such jestures, lest ye walk the plank! Arrr!
February 29, 2024, 9:54 am
Arrr, Patrick Mahomes be jestin' like a jolly pirate at the NFL Network's Scouting Combine! He be sayin', "Avast ye, don't be showin' me 40-yard dash overlay, or ye'll be walkin' the plank!" Ahoy, a pirate's sense o' humor be as sharp as his cutlass!
February 29, 2024, 5:25 am
Arr, San Francisco 49ers linebacker Patrick Willis be ponderin' his entry into the Pro Football Hall of Fame, reckonin' his 8 seasons be worthy of eternal enshrinement. Aye, he be a legend of the gridiron, forever etched in the annals of football lore. Aye, me hearties!
February 28, 2024, 8:13 pm
Arrr me hearties! The scandalous tale of Minnesota Vikings' swashbuckler Justin Jefferson bein' accused of fatherin' a wee one has been revealed! The lass be seekin' gold in court for their scallywag. Ahoy, what a spectacle!
February 28, 2024, 8:13 pm
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis said that ol' Clark Hunt be deemed the most wretched owner in all the land, despite his team's triumph in battle! Arr, tis a cruel twist o' fate for this poor soul, to be hailed as a villain amongst his peers. Aye, the winds of fortune blow in mysterious ways indeed!
February 28, 2024, 7:03 pm
Arrr, Jets swashbuckler Thomas Morstead be givin' no quarter to former mate Mecole Hardman's jibes! This salty sea dog be standin' tall and ready to defend his honor against the scallywag's accusations of bein' a landlubber in the Big Apple! Arrr!
February 28, 2024, 5:17 pm
Arrr mateys, the scallywags of the Boston Celtics be in hot water for ignorin' Jrue Holiday's shoutout to his fair maiden, Lauren Holiday. 'Tis a shame they didn't tip their hats to the former USWNT lass before the match on Tuesday night. Aye, the fans be fumin'!
February 28, 2024, 5:14 pm
Arrr mateys, Joey Barton, a landlubber of the Premier League, be raisin' a ruckus o'er a video game that be rankin' women as equal to men on the pitch! Blimey, what be next? Mermaids playin' in the league? Aye, 'tis a laughable tale indeed!
February 28, 2024, 5:01 pm
Arrr, KIPP Academy be standin' firm in their decision, despite the squawks and squabbles from the landlubbers. Aye, they be supportin' the transgender lad, even if he be givin' the lasses a run for their pieces of eight on the basketball court!
February 28, 2024, 3:43 pm
Get ye weekly scroll o' all the ruckus in the realm of sports, me hearties! From rum-fueled feats o' athleticism to salty squabbles on the field, ye won't want to miss a single swashbucklin' update. Fair winds and followin' seas, me maties!
February 28, 2024, 11:57 am
Arrr matey! WNBA legend Sheryl Swoopes be sayin' that black folks can't be called racist. Aye, she be standin' tall against them accusations, like a fierce pirate defendin' her treasure. Yarrr, a bold claim indeed, me hearties!
February 28, 2024, 9:33 am
Arrr, me hearties! Brittany Williams, the former lady o' Josh Allen, be spillin' the beans on her adventures in the realm o' romance since partin' ways with the NFL swashbuckler. Ye be listenin' to her tales o' love lost and found, ye scurvy dogs!
February 28, 2024, 7:47 am
Arrr! Bethenny Frankel be givin' Ed Kelce a taste o' her sharp tongue after he dared to make a jest about her words on Taylor Swift. The seas be rough, but Bethenny be rougher! Ye better watch yer back, Kelce! Yarrr!
February 28, 2024, 7:38 am
Arrr mateys! The National Rugby League be settin' sail fer the shores of the United States fer one grand weekend! Their season be startin' in the land of Las Vegas, where they'll be plunderin' the competition with their mighty rugby skills! Aye!
February 28, 2024, 5:38 am
Avast ye scallywags! The Duke skipper, Jon Scheyer, be lamentin' that his prized mate Kyle Filipowski be feelin' like a landlubber after a stray knee sent him down to Davy Jones' locker. Arrr, tis a foul play indeed! Hoist the sails and fetch the rum, we be needin' some cheer to lift young Kyle's spirits!
February 28, 2024, 5:32 am
Arrr, Mecole Hardman be spendin' but a fortnight with them scallywag Jets afore he be yearnin' to set sail back to the Chiefs at the trade deadline. Aye, 'twas a brief voyage indeed for that swashbucklin' lad!
February 28, 2024, 5:26 am
Arr matey! The legendary San Francisco 49ers swashbuckler, Patrick Willis, be inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame this year. He be swearin' by the name of Brock Purdy, a young buccaneer, and be tellin' all who listen why he be believin' in him still. Arrr!
February 28, 2024, 5:18 am
Arrr, the Illinois coach, Brad Underwood, be knowin' the dangers of fans stormin' the court after a grand victory. He be wishin' for some safety precautions to be taken, lest we all end up walkin' the plank! Aye, mateys, let's keep it jolly and safe!
February 27, 2024, 5:35 am
Arrr! The tale of Chris Jones and his run-in with the Kelce brothers at the NFL Scouting Combine hath come back to light! Aye, 'tis sure to be a jolly good time ahead of this year's event. Ahoy mateys, let's set sail for some laughs!
February 27, 2024, 5:30 am
Ed Kelce be roasting reality TV wench Bethenny Frankel on ye olde Facebook this fine Friday. The former "Real Housewife" be blabberin' about Taylor Swift. Arrr, what a scallywag! Ye best be keepin' yer words in check, lest ye walk the plank!
February 27, 2024, 4:30 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! The infamous Kirk Herbstreit be talkin' about settin' sail on the high seas of college football! He be suggestin' that the college conferences should mutiny against the NCAA and chart their own course in this vast ocean of sportin' adventure! Aye, we be creatin' our own world, mateys!
February 27, 2024, 3:00 am
Arr matey! Caitlin Clark be sailin' towards Pete Maravich's loot in Division 1 hoops, but that ain't the only treasure she be huntin' for! Like two scallywags in search of buried doubloons, these two be cut from the same pirate cloth! Arrr!
February 25, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! William Byron be aimin' to plunder another victory at Atlanta and claim the crown in the regular season. The NASCAR seas be shiftin' from Daytona Beach to Hampton, Georgia, where the racin' be fierce and the booty be plentiful! Aye!
February 24, 2024, 9:08 pm
Arrr, Jalen Ramsey be throwin' shade at Vic Fangio, aye! The scurvy Dolphins be playin' with two-deep safety, much to Ramsey's chagrin. Methinks there be some mutiny brewin' in the ranks! Aye, it be a treacherous sea out there for sure!
February 24, 2024, 7:42 pm
Arr matey! It be said that Eric Bieniemy, havin' been given the ol' heave-ho by the new Washington Commanders skipper Dan Quinn, be settin' sail fer the shores of UCLA as their new offensive coordinator. Ahoy, mayhaps there be smooth sailin' ahead fer this scallywag!
February 24, 2024, 7:24 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The young landlubber JuJu Watkins be settin' a new record wit' 42 points in the battle 'gainst Colorado! 'Twas a mighty fine win fer the USC Trojans, makin' it seven in a row! Aye, the lad be showin' 'em how it be done on the court!
February 24, 2024, 5:00 am
Arr matey, have ye heard about the new fancy MLB jerseys? Some say they be as popular as a pirate's booty, while others be as disgruntled as a scallywag on a sinking ship. 'Tis like when George Constanza swapped the Yankees' garb on the high seas of comedy! Arrr!
February 23, 2024, 11:06 pm
Arrr mateys, word on the seven seas be that the Golden State Warriors and Steve Kerr have struck a deal that will line his pockets with more doubloons than any other captain of the court. 'Tis a fine bounty indeed for the swashbuckling coach!
February 23, 2024, 11:05 pm
Arr matey, WWE scallywag Randy Orton be chattin' with Fox News Digital 'bout the dreaded Elimination Chamber match. He be sayin' he ain't keen on it, arr! The rumble be happenin' come Saturday mornin'. Aye, may the best buccaneer win!
February 23, 2024, 11:02 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Four landlubbers were sent to Davy Jones' locker durin' Friday's brawl 'twixt the New Orleans Pelicans and the Miami Heat. Jimmy Butler, bless his black heart, had his throat seized like a treasure in a pirate's grip! Arrr, what a spectacle!
February 23, 2024, 5:33 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Gabby Douglas, a mighty three-time Olympic gold medalist, be forced to delay her triumphant return to gymnastics after her test for the dreaded COVID-19 be positive. Aye, the plank of quarantine be her fate for now!
February 23, 2024, 5:18 pm
Arrr matey! The scallywag Stephen A. Smith dared to poke fun at young Zion Williamson's feasting ways, but the Pelicans' crew was quick to clap back with jests of their own. A battle of wits and humor be brewin' on the high seas of social media! Aye me hearties!
February 23, 2024, 4:33 pm
Arrr mateys! The legendary Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson, a swashbucklin' wide receiver, battled fer years against the Pittsburgh Steelers in th' AFC North. But his cheeky remarks 'bout th' Steelers' QB situation be bringin' a grin t' th' faces o' some fans in Black n' Gold! Arrr!
February 23, 2024, 4:32 pm
Arr matey, amidst whispers and gossip that scallywag A.J. Brown be causing discord amongst the Eagles crew and seekin' to flee Philadelphia, he hath chosen to parley on a radio show in the City of Brotherly Love to set the record straight. Aye, what a tale of treachery!
February 23, 2024, 10:40 am
Arrr, me hearties! Thar be a ruckus in the court o' Alabama 'bout them frozen embryos! Coach Bruce Pearl be lookin' more shook than a ship caught in a squall! Me thinks he be needin' a swig o' rum to calm his nerves! Aye, me mateys, 'tis a strange world we be livin' in!
February 23, 2024, 10:04 am
Arrr, me hearties! The mighty Chicago Bears legend Steve McMichael be on the mend from a recent health scare and may be free to leave the infirmary by Friday, according to his trusty spokesperson. Raise the Jolly Roger and celebrate, for our matey be on the mend!
February 23, 2024, 9:13 am
Arrr, the SEC be makin' waves by suspendin' young Mohamed Wague o' the Alabama Crimson Tide for tusslin' with a Florida scallywag. Looks like this lad be walkin' the plank fer a spell!
February 23, 2024, 7:58 am
Arrr, on the telly box, landlubbers were mighty amused when one scallywag on "Jeopardy!" got all turned around like a compass gone astray. Instead of Mary Lou Retton, he be thinkin' of Scott Hamilton, the swashbucklin' ice skatin' hero. Aye, a true blunder of the high seas!
February 23, 2024, 5:44 am
Me matey Nick Saban be takin' his leave in January, but mayhaps 'tis his yammerin' 'bout name, image, and likeness that be makin' him scuttle off. Aye, me thinks he be fed up with the landlubbers and their fancy talk! Arrr!
February 23, 2024, 5:36 am
Arrr, a swashbucklin' lass of the links be practicin' her swings, when a scurvy dog be thinkin' he knows better! Arrr, the nerve of some landlubbers tryin' to tell a pirate queen how to handle her own booty!
February 23, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr, young Javon "Wanna" Walton, a mere 17 springs old, be known for his skills in the art of acting. But now, 'tis time for him to pursue his heart's true calling - the noble sport of fisticuffs! Onward to the boxing ring, me hearty!
February 23, 2024, 5:28 am
Arrr, me hearties! Casey Schmitt be struttin' his stuff in them fancy new MLB uniforms, but methinks he be showin' off a wee bit too much of his booty! Aye, he be needin' to cover up lest he be walkin' the plank! Arrr!
February 21, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr mateys! The scallywag known as Harrison Butker be swearin' to give a fine jersey to the kin of fair Lisa Lopez-Galvan, the poor lass caught in the crossfire at the grand Super Bowl parade. Mayhaps a fine gesture, if ye ask me!
February 21, 2024, 5:18 am
Arrr matey, young Ashwath Kaushik, a mere 8-year-old scallywag, be makin' history by bestin' a grandmaster in classical chess in Switzerland. Aye, he be showin' them landlubbers how it's done! A true legend in the makin'!
February 21, 2024, 5:00 am
Arr matey, the Las Vegas Raiders' skipper Antonio Pierce be channeling the notorious "Bad Boys" Detroit Pistons to ruffle Patrick Mahomes's feathers. Aye, he be aimin' to be a thorn in the side of that scallywag Mahomes, just like those Pistons did to that landlubber Michael Jordan. Aye, the sea be rough, but we be ready to make some waves! Arrr!
February 21, 2024, 4:53 am
Arrr, me hearties! Anthony Rendon's blabber about baseball not bein' a "top priority" be like a parrot squawkin' nonsense! Methinks the lad needs to walk the plank and swab the decks for such folly. Yarrr!
February 19, 2024, 5:41 pm
Arrr, matey! LSU's scallywag Trey Holly proclaims his innocence to the high heavens after bein' thrown in the brig on three felony charges linked to a skirmish at his lodgings. Ye can bet yer doubloons this tale be far from over!
February 19, 2024, 4:38 pm
Arrr, Shaquille O'Neal be makin' some missteps on land, so now he be givin' Jason Kelce some words o' wisdom as he be thinkin' 'bout hangin' up his cleats in the NFL. Listen well, matey, and be learnin' from the errors o' others! Arrr!
February 19, 2024, 3:35 pm
Arrr mateys, the burly Giancarlo Stanton be a fearsome beast on the diamond, but upon arriving at spring training in Tampa Bay, he be lookin' more like a wee David than a mighty Goliath! Aye, a sight to behold indeed!
February 19, 2024, 1:55 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The Los Angeles Angels' third baseman, Anthony Rendon, be sayin' that baseball be not his main concern as he be gettin' ready for the 2024 season. Arrr, sounds like he be more interested in lootin' and plunderin' than hittin' home runs!
February 19, 2024, 10:53 am
Arrr, NASCAR be forced to delay the Xfinity Series Daytona race to 9 p.m. on Monday due to the cursed rain muckin' up the track. Aye, 'tis a shame, but better to sail under the moonlight than risk a shipwreck on a slippery course!
February 19, 2024, 10:30 am
Avast ye mateys! Lily Gladstone, a lassie with dreams of gold at the Oscars, be settin' her sights on the Kansas City Chiefs and San Francisco 49ers names afore the grand Super Bowl LVIII. Arrr, she be raisin' a ruckus like a feisty sea dog! Aye, me hearties!
February 19, 2024, 10:09 am
Arrr, Dodgers skipper Dave Roberts be wishin' fer the speedy return o' Shohei Ohtani to the field. Mayhaps we'll see him back in action soon, swingin' his sword... err, I mean, bat, like the fearsome pirate he be! Arrr!
February 19, 2024, 9:24 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Brooklyn Nets be sayin' farewell to Jacque Vaughn as the ship be sinkin' in another dreadful season. Mayhaps they be needin' to find a new captain to steer 'em to victory on the high seas of basketball! Aye, me timbers be shiverin'!
February 19, 2024, 5:34 am
Arr matey! NBA legend Charles Barkley be throwin' shade at the fair city of San Francisco whilst chattin' with Reggie Miller at the NBA All-Star Game. 'Tis a jest, me hearties, but still be makin' the tongues waggin' like a ship in a storm!
February 19, 2024, 5:05 am
Arrr mateys! Did ye hear the tale of Shane Rose, a swashbucklin' Olympic hero from the land down under? The scallywag caused quite the stir when he dared to prance about in a skimpy mankini whilst jumping over obstacles like a landlubber. Aye, the lad be a true daredevil indeed!
February 19, 2024, 4:50 am
Arrr, me hearties! Denny Hamlin be aimin' to plunder his fourth Daytona 500 victory in the 2024 NASCAR season opener on Monday. Let's hope he sets sail on the right foot and sails straight into victory lane, arrr! Aye, me hopes be high for ol' Denny!
February 18, 2024, 10:41 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags of the Eastern Conference All-Stars plundered 211 doubloons to best the Western Conference landlubbers in a fierce battle of hoops in Indianapolis on the eve of Sunday. Aye, a record for the ages indeed!
February 18, 2024, 11:45 am
Arrr, Kansas City Chiefs lubber Nick Allegretti be boastin' 'bout playin' most o' Super Bowl LVIII with a torn ulnar collateral ligament against them scurvy San Francisco 49ers. Must 'ave a heart o' gold, or maybe jus' a brain full o' rum! Aye, matey!
February 18, 2024, 11:26 am
Avast ye mateys! The gallant J.J. Watt be proposin' a grand idea to the NFL scallywags! Let us reduce the punishment for holdin' to a mere 5 yards and be done with it, says he. Aye, aye captain!
February 18, 2024, 10:32 am
Arrr, me hearties! The lad Mac McClung be a swashbucklin' star o' the Orlando Magic G Leagues, yet he be winnin' his second NBA Slam Dunk Contest after only four games in the big leagues! Aye, he be flyin' high like a parrot on the high seas!
February 18, 2024, 9:44 am
Arrr mateys! Ye won't believe yer eyes! Ilia Topuria be the new UFC Featherweight Champion after knockin' out Alexander Volkanovski in a battle that left the whole treasure huntin' world stunned! Raise a tankard to the new champ!
February 18, 2024, 5:00 am
Avast ye mateys! The Daytona 500 be settin' sail this Sunday afternoon! Gather 'round me hearties, for here be all ye need to know about the 2024 edition of the "Great American Race." Prepare to witness some swashbucklin' action on the high seas of the racetrack! Arrr!
February 17, 2024, 6:52 pm
Arrr mateys, Jason Kelce be ponderin' retirement again. Shaquille O'Neal, a legend of the NBA, be offerin' him some wise counsel if he be settin' sail on his final journey. Ye better listen close, Jason, or ye might end up walkin' the plank! Arrr!
February 17, 2024, 6:38 pm
Arrr, the wench Paige Bueckers hath caused quite the stir in the seas of college basketball and the WNBA with her decision to sail back to UConn next season. The lass be a force to be reckoned with, that be for sure!
February 17, 2024, 6:18 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Leah Goldstein was asked to gab at a Women's Day shindig, but the scallywags withdrew their invite 'cause she fought for the Israeli navy. Blimey! If ye can't handle a swashbucklin' sailor speakin', then ye be a bunch of landlubbers! Arrr!
February 17, 2024, 5:16 pm
Avast ye mateys! The scallywags of the New Jersey Devils and Philadelphia Flyers donned their finest garb, paying homage to their city origins as they prepared for the Stadium Series brawl ahead. May the best buccaneer prevail on the frozen battleground! Arrrrr!
February 17, 2024, 4:44 pm
Arrr mateys, the great Chicago Bears legend Steve "Mongo" McMichael, now a Hall of Famer, did receive a blood transfusion this week for the dreaded MRSA and a foul UTI. May the scallywags who dare cross his path beware!
February 17, 2024, 4:31 pm
Arrr, the mighty Tiger Woods be cursin' the pox that struck him down and forced him to abandon ship at The Genesis Invitational. Aye, the scurvy flu be a fearsome foe even fer a legendary pirate like Woods!
February 17, 2024, 3:09 pm
Arrr, Caitlin Clark be plunderin' buckets like the fiercest pirate on the high seas, but old Jay Williams be sayin' she be lackin' that special somethin' to truly be a legend. Maybe she be needin' a trusty parrot on her shoulder to guide her way! Arrr!
February 17, 2024, 10:33 am
Ahoy mateys! 'Tis been reported that Scot Pollard, a seasoned sailor of the NBA seas, hath received a new heart. Arrr! He plundered the courts for five different crews in his day. Fair winds and following seas to ye, Pollard!
February 17, 2024, 10:26 am
Avast ye scallywags! Eight-time All-Star Vince Carter and the coach of the Portland Trail Blazers, Chauncey Billups, be amongst the 2024 scallywags vying fer a spot in the Naismith Memorial Basketball Hall of Fame class. Arrr, may the best buccaneer win!
February 17, 2024, 6:00 am
Arrr mateys, the tale of young Zaire Wade, spawn of Miami Heat's famed Dwyane Wade, be a treacherous voyage on the court. Yet the sturdy lad of 22 summers presseth on, carvin' his own trail through the sea of hoops. Aye, a true buccaneer he be!
February 17, 2024, 6:00 am
Arr mateys! The NBA slam dunk shindig be back this Saturday eve, with an NBA All-Star setting sail for the first time since 2017. Nate Robinson be the legendary three-time champion, aye, he be the swashbuckler of the high-flying antics on the court! Arrr!
February 16, 2024, 8:24 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! Three-time champion Jordan Spieth was banished from the Genesis Invitational on Friday for signin' a scurvy scorecard. 'Twas a blunder of epic proportions, makin' him walk the plank in shame. Aaarrrr!
February 16, 2024, 6:46 pm
Arrr mateys! The brave Travis Kelce of the Kansas City Chiefs hath bestowed upon the family of two young lasses a chest of treasure worth $100,000 to aid in their recovery from a vile attack at the Super Bowl celebration! A true hero, he be!
February 16, 2024, 6:10 pm
Arrr mateys! The scallywags of the Dallas Mavericks be sendin' Grant Williams off to Davy Jones' locker at the trade deadline! They be as happy as a parrot with a booty, no regrets in sight! Yarr, me hearties!
February 16, 2024, 5:09 pm
Arr, me hearties! The mighty Tiger Woods, aye, he hath abandoned the Genesis Invitational due to a foul ailment! Lo and behold, a chariot of the sickly hath descended upon Riviera, mayhaps 'tis meant for the swashbuckling golfer himself.
February 16, 2024, 4:21 pm
Arr, ye scallywags! The valiant buccaneer, Patrick Mahomes, along with his fair maiden, Brittany, did pay a visit to two lasses who be recuperatin' from the merciless cannon fire at the Super Bowl revelry. Aye, true heroes they be, spreadin' cheer to those in need!
February 16, 2024, 3:17 pm
Arr, I swear on me pirate's code, Philadelphia Eagles' centar, Jason Kelce, be pledgin' to give back the wrestlin' mask he stumbled upon and sported to honor the grand triumph of Kansas City Chiefs in the Super Bowl.
February 16, 2024, 10:28 am
Arr, me hearties! Lauryn Taylor o' Francis Marion be makin' a splash in the NCAA seas! She be snatching a mighty 44 rebounds, a record indeed! And to top it off, she be scorin' 34 points, a treasure fit for a pirate's feast. Yo ho ho, what a performance!
February 16, 2024, 10:12 am
Avast ye! Methinks there be quite the tussle betwixt LSU's Angel Reese and Iowa's Caitlin Clark. But lo and behold, the fierce Tiger did not let such rivalry dampen her spirit, for she did heartily congratulate her adversary on shattering the NCAA women's scoring record on the eve of Thursday. A true commendation, indeed! Ahoy!
February 16, 2024, 9:28 am
Arrr, the grand spectacle o' Super Bowl LVIII witnessed a mighty swell o' lasses settin' their sights on the clash betwixt the Kansas City Chiefs and the San Francisco 49ers, as the Chiefs emerged victorious o'er their foes in Las Vegas on the day o' our Lord's rest.
February 16, 2024, 7:11 am
Avast ye landlubbers! On the night of Thursday, a fierce battle betwixt Southern Miss and Arkansas State ensued, but alas, a tumultuous fray didst break out in the first half! Five scallywag players and three rowdy fans were banished from the ship, causin' a delay of 23 minutes!
February 16, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr! All pirate eyes be fixed on Las Vegas to witness how the Super Bowl be unfoldin', and Zev Norotsky, a fine marketing executive, be mighty impressed! Methinks this grand city o' sin should be hostin' the game every year, me hearties!
February 16, 2024, 5:39 am
Avast! Brittany Mahomes, the fair maiden wed to Chiefs' swashbuckler Patrick Mahomes, hath shared a missive from her goodly mate. In this ancient scroll, he doth declare that his band of scallywags shall surely raise the Vince Lombardi Trophy upon high!
February 16, 2024, 5:00 am
Arr, me hearties! The San Francisco 49ers, after bein' defeated in a fierce battle against the Kansas City Chiefs, be makin' various changes to their crew o' coaches. Aye, the loss be stingin', but they be plannin' to bounce back stronger than a cannonball!
February 16, 2024, 5:00 am
Avast ye, mateys! Methinks Travis Kelce may rue his outburst 'gainst Cap'n Andy Reid at the Super Bowl, arrr! But mark ye well, me hearties, a wise relationship coach be sayin' that Kelce's comely lass, the fair Taylor Swift, ought to take heed! Yo ho ho!
February 15, 2024, 5:51 pm
Arrr! After a grand span o' 11 years, the College Football video game be makin' a glorious return to the shelves this summer, as announced by EA Sports on a fine Thursday mornin'! Avast ye, me hearties, prepare to set sail on virtual gridiron adventures once more!
February 15, 2024, 5:31 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! The MLB Cap'n, Rob Manfred, hath declared that once his current parchment be sealed in January 2029, a new cap'n shall take the helm. Aye, the ship be sailin' on with a fresh leader, arrr!
February 15, 2024, 4:58 pm
Avast! Ye scallywags! Detroit's finest, Chief James White, be spillin' the beans on the grand security measures fer the 2024 NFL Draft. Aye, 'tis all 'cause o' that shootin' mishap at the Kansas City Chiefs' Super Bowl parade. Arrr, safety be our mast, me hearties!
February 15, 2024, 4:54 pm
Arr! OutKick's Clay Travis be givin' a jolly response to them landlubber sports media scallywags who be callin' for changes to gun laws, all because of some fancy shootin' at the Chiefs' Super Bowl parade.
February 15, 2024, 10:54 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Columbus Blue Jackets be givin' ol' Jarmo Kekalainen the heave-ho as their third-longest captain of the NHL crew. Three weeks afore the trade deadline, they be cuttin' him loose from his sailor's post. Avast, me mateys!
February 15, 2024, 10:20 am
Arrr, the Detroit Mercy Titans be breakin' thar conference record of 27 straight losses! On this fine Wednesday night, a single scurvy dog o' a fan be goin' viral fer plunderin' the court in joyous celebration!
February 15, 2024, 8:21 am
Avast ye hearties! It be whispered amongst the land lubbers that the famous American skier Katherine “Kasha" Rigby be meetin' her untimely demise in a fearsome avalanche at the Ski Center in Brezovica, Kosovo. Arrr, a sad tale indeed.
February 15, 2024, 7:46 am
Arr, me hearties! The skipper o' Kansas City Chiefs, he be lendin' a hand to console a wee lad who be lost from his matey during the mayhem that ensued from the deadly cannonfire on Wednesday, as per The Kansas City Star.
February 15, 2024, 5:30 am
Arr, me hearties! The Chiefs be sailin' strong, favored to plunder the Super Bowl next year! Yet, Shawne Merriman reckons Kansas City must first fend off a scallywag crew in their own waters to claim victory. Yo ho ho, 'tis a treacherous voyage ahead!
February 15, 2024, 5:00 am
Avast ye, mateys! The fair lass Caitlin Clark be merely eight points shy o' claimin' the crown fer the most career points in the storied annals o' Division I women’s college basketball. Aye, she be a true legend in the makin'!
February 14, 2024, 7:35 pm
Afore the joust, me matey Isaiah Stewart o' the Detroit Pistons be tellin' a tale o' how he gave Drew Eubanks o' the Phoenix Suns a hearty punch in the face in the dark tunnels o' the Suns' arena. Arrr, a most unexpected prelude to the battle on the court!
February 14, 2024, 7:15 pm
Arrr, me mateys! Avast ye! The legendary scallywag, Ronald Acuña Jr., be victor of the prestigious MVP Award for his epic 2023 season! And lo and behold, he be chosen as Topps' cover matey for their Series 1 trading cards this year. Huzzah!
February 14, 2024, 5:03 pm
Arrr, 'twas in the fair town of Orlando where young Shaquille ONeal set sail on his journey to the glorious Naismith Memorial Basketball Hall of Fame. 'Twas there he learnt the ways of a true NBA buccaneer, aye!
February 14, 2024, 4:02 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Behold, thine weekly recount of all the rumblings and shenanigans 'bout the sporting realm. Ye shall find herein a summary of all the grand events unfoldin' across the seven seas of sports.
February 14, 2024, 3:50 pm
Arr, me hearties! The scurvy dogs from the Kansas City Chiefs be shoutin' their minds on the interweb, spillin' their guts after a ruckus at the Super Bowl parade this Wednesday. Many a soul be injured, arr, what a calamity!
February 14, 2024, 2:17 pm
Avast, me hearties! The lads from the Kansas City Chiefs and the San Francisco 49ers were left dumbfounded when Dre Greenlaw, in his haste to join the field in the Super Bowl, befallen by the calamity of a torn Achilles! Aye, a mighty blow to the fortunes of these scallywags! Arrr!
February 14, 2024, 11:03 am
Arr, mateys! The cap'n, Kyle Shanahan, and the first mate, John Lynch, be chattin' 'bout takin' the kickoff in overtime at the grand Super Bowl LVIII. Aye, they be plannin' to snatch victory right from the jaws o' the enemy!
February 14, 2024, 10:43 am
Avast ye! Yonder be Nahmier Robinson, a swashbucklin' third-generation Pac-12 athlete! His sire be none other than Nate Robinson, whilst his grandsire be the legendary Jacque. Aye, 'tis a fine lineage indeed!
February 14, 2024, 8:59 am
Avast ye! On the latest episode o' the "New Heights" podcast, Travis and Jason Kelce, mateys o' the seas, were engaged in a jolly conversation 'bout the legendary moment betwixt Andy Reid and Travis Kelce durin' Super Bowl LVIII, makin' waves across the seven seas!
February 14, 2024, 8:20 am
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! That Rapinoe wench be complainin' 'bout the flak she be gettin' fer talkin' 'bout no evidence o' a mighty god, aft' tearin' her Achilles in her last game. Arrr, be she seekin' divine intervention fer 'er recovery, or just stirrin' up a hornet's nest?
February 14, 2024, 5:00 am
Yarr! 'Tis been a mighty long spell since Rhea Ripley graced the land of Australia. 'Tis said that afore this month be done, she'll be defendin' her precious RAW Women's Championship at the treacherous Elimination Chamber!
February 14, 2024, 5:00 am
Arr matey! NASCAR scallywag Corey LaJoie be tellin' Fox News Digital 'bout the wild madness o' racin' in the Dayton 500. Be ye ready fer the heart-pumpin' adventure o' dodgin' 39 other scurvy dogs at 200 knots? Aye, it be a tale worth hearin'!
February 14, 2024, 5:00 am
Arr, me hearties! Kaulig Racing be settin' sail with that scurvy dog Josh Williams in the mighty No. 11 vessel fer the Xfinity Series. Batten down the hatches, 'cause he be takin' on the United Rentals 300 at Daytona this Saturday!
February 14, 2024, 4:48 am
Arrrrr, me mateys! Avast ye! The scurvy dog that be Morgan Rielly of the Toronto Maple Leafs hath been sent to Davy Jones' locker for a span of five games! 'Tis a punishment from the NHL for cross-checkin' the swashbucklin' rookie Ridly Greig of the Ottawa Senators, right after he slyly plundered an empty-net goal on a fine Saturday!
February 13, 2024, 5:17 pm
Avast ye! Travis Kelce be makin' quite the splash fer the wrong reckonin', with his fiery temper on the sidelines o' the Super Bowl. Yet, good ol' Tom Brady, savvy as he be, grasped the very depths o' his frustration.
February 13, 2024, 4:59 pm
Avast, me hearties! The swashbucklin' Tony Hutson, a fearsome brute o' the gridiron fer the Dallas Cowboys, hath met a gloomy fate. Aye, 'twas a mere 49 years on this earthly realm 'fore he set sail to Davy Jones' locker. Sail on, ye stout lad!
February 13, 2024, 4:43 pm
Arr, word be sailin' the seas that Miles Bridges has had all three villainous counts against him scuttled! Tales speak of an alleged ruckus with his lass, but now those charges be naught but a whisper on the wind. Yo ho ho, the seas be calm once more!
February 13, 2024, 4:15 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Nate Robinson hath spoken, sayin' the NBA champions and them other North American Big 4 victors be not worthy o' the title "world champions." Arrr, methinks he be raisin' a fine point, or be he just a landlubber runnin' his mouth?
February 13, 2024, 11:36 am
Arr, me hearties! Aye, some mighty changes be afoot at the Waste Management Phoenix Open, after a weekend o' absolute mayhem, where ye fans were denied entry to the very golf course on a fine Saturday. Shiver me timbers!
February 13, 2024, 11:26 am
Arr, mateys! In the latest podcast, Jason 'the Eagle' Kelce spilled the beans that Taylor Swift's stardom be havin' a curious fan sailin' all the way to Travis Kelce's new abode. Blimey! Ye can't hide from fame, no matter the distance!
February 13, 2024, 8:36 am
Arr, mateys! 'Twas a fine day when the young buccaneer Victor Wembanyama of the San Antonio Spurs didst vanquish the Raptors o' Toronto. He plundered 27 points, seized 14 rebounds, and swatted away 10 shots, a rare triple-double worth celebratin'!
February 13, 2024, 8:11 am
Arr, a dire blunder on a punt return didst mark the pivotin' moment in the Kansas City Chiefs' glorious Super Bowl conquest on the Sabbath! Yet, Ray-Ray McCloud III, bold as a buccaneer, didst engage in a joust with a landlubber on the virtual seas of social media.
February 13, 2024, 5:15 am
Arr, me hearties! Thar be this lass named Jade Cargill, a mighty WWE star, who be reminiscin' 'bout her grand entrance at the Royal Rumble. 'Twas her virgin voyage in a WWE ring, mark ye well! Splice the mainbrace and listen to her tale, ye landlubbers!
February 13, 2024, 3:45 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! Kansas City Chiefs be joinin' the mighty few, bein' the eighth crew to e'er repeat as Super Bowl champions. But mark me words, this grand Dynasty be aimin' for a treasured three-peat! Yo ho ho and a bottle o' rum!
February 13, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, NFL legend Kurt Warner be praisin' the likes o' the United Football League, mateys! Says it be crucial for all ye scurvy dogs aimin' to strike gold in the football world. Aye, he be a wise lad, that Warner!
February 12, 2024, 8:40 pm
Avast, ye scallywags! The Steelers be partin' ways with the infamous quarterback, Mitch Trubisky, on a dreary Monday. Now there be doubts about our quarterback gang next season, for there be no matey to back up Kenny Pickett. Arrr, what be the fate of our ship?
February 12, 2024, 4:58 am
Arr, Mecole Hardman be a fine swashbuckler, snatching the prize in Super Bowl LVIII for the Kansas City Chiefs! Yet, he be confessin' that he "blacked out" in the very heat o' the battle. Aye, even the bravest pirates be gettin' a touch o' the dizzies!
February 11, 2024, 11:08 pm
Arrr! The San Francisco 49ers hoisted the Super Bowl booty on Jan. 29, 1995, whilst the Kansas City Chiefs be revelin' in their third victory in a mere five years. Avast! The tides be favorin' them Chiefs, me hearties!
February 11, 2024, 11:05 pm
Arrr! In a fierce battle, the Kansas City Chiefs emerged victorious in a game known as Super Bowl LVIII. Travis Kelce, a stout lad, bid farewell to the field with a merry tune.
February 11, 2024, 10:57 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Travis Kelce's lusty bellow on the sideline, near sendin' ol' Andy Reid to Davy Jones' locker, caused quite the ruckus at the Super Bowl. But alas, this here swashbucklin' tight end be keepin' his words as mysterious as a hidden treasure!
February 11, 2024, 5:45 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Yon Matt Ryan, a former NFL MVP, didst confess to Fox News Digital his jolly contentment with how the NFL realm be chattin' 'bout the fair maiden Taylor Swift. And he be even merrier for their romantic entanglement, arrr!
February 11, 2024, 5:30 am
Avast ye, me hearties! 'Tis said that fair maiden Anna Frey, a spittin' image of Brock Purdy, the quarterback o' San Francisco 49ers, be settin' sail for the Super Bowl to cheer on yon star of the second year!
February 11, 2024, 5:00 am
Arr, me hearties! Gary Deutsch, the scurvy knave o' coin at BetMGM, be spillin' the beans on them fancy bettin' tricks fer Super Bowl LVIII betwixt the Chiefs and 49ers, savvy?
February 11, 2024, 3:12 am
Yarrr, me hearties! Avast ye! A wee chapel in Las Vegas be givin' away free nuptials to all ye lovebirds named Taylor 'n Travis who be wantin' to tie the knot on the holy day of Super Bowl Sunday, payin' homage to the likes of Taylor Swift 'n Travis Kelce. Arrr, me thinks love be findin' its way to the football seas!
February 10, 2024, 5:44 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Drake be joinin' the Kansas City Chiefs fer th' Super Bowl, fer he be sayin' he "can't wager 'gainst the swifites" in Vegas. Arrr, th' lad be takin' his chances with th' crew o' Chiefs!
February 10, 2024, 5:14 pm
Arr, me hearties! Emmitt Smith, the finest scallywag to have ever tread upon the NFL fields, he be, holdin' the coveted title of the NFL's top rusher. Now, ye see, he be mighty confounded by them Cowboys, for they be keepin' that landlubber Mike McCarthy as their head coach. Aye, a curious choice, indeed!
February 10, 2024, 4:34 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Young Shedeur Sanders, be settlin' for yet another season at Colorado, yet boasts he shall be the unrivaled ship captain amongst this year's NFL Draft class. A cocky claim, methinks!
February 10, 2024, 3:41 pm
Arrr, young Arch! Let me speaketh like an ancient seadog to impart some sagacious counsel. 'Tis true, the mighty Quinn Ewers shall steer the ship in Texas come 2024. Fear not, lad, tis a chance to learn from defeat and rise again, like a sprightly pirate on the turbulent seas!
February 10, 2024, 11:47 am
Arr, in a most unexpected turn o' events, the renowned matey, Ryan Grubb, once a star o' the Huskies, be sailin' back to the great state o' Washington. 'Tis said he'll be takin' charge as the next offensive coordinator for the Seattle Seahawks. Aye, a treasure indeed!
February 10, 2024, 11:42 am
Avast ye mates! Me hearties, Lucas Glover be ready to partake in the WM Phoenix Open this fine weekend, and mayhaps even plunder the booty fer himself. But alas! He hath faced a queer telephonic blunder, arrr!
February 10, 2024, 11:36 am
Arr, Jared Goff, the swashbucklin' captain of the Detroit Lions, be well aware that takin' a risk on fourth down be a tradition in his mighty offense. Aye, he be standin' tall, holdin' no regrets fer the bold calls made in the grand NFC title game!
February 10, 2024, 11:18 am
Arrr, the Detroit Lions' Jared Goff, Aidan Hutchinson, and Brian Branch be all a-grumblin' 'bout their head coach, Dan Campbell, not winnin' the Coach of the Year title, despite a jolly fine season filled with glory and swashbucklin' adventures. Aye, what a sorry tale!
February 10, 2024, 3:30 am
Avast ye, me hearties! NFL legend Tom Brady be givin' a friendly heads-up to this year's Super Bowl signal-callers, lettin' 'em know what it takes to claim victory on the field and raise high the mighty Lombardi Trophy!
February 10, 2024, 3:00 am
Arr, me hearties! Pro Football Hall o' Famer Kurt Warner be recallin' the most notorious play o' his first Super Bowl triumph, aye, 'twas called "The Tackle," as told to Fox News Digital.
February 9, 2024, 7:08 pm
Arrr, me mateys! The good ship Milwaukee, under the command of Cap'n Doc Rivers, be sailin' on troubled waters. A scurvy dog from th' enemy crew, a broadcaster be his name, be makin' a right mockery of our pitiful Bucks! Aye, the start be a disappointin' one indeed!
February 9, 2024, 6:14 pm
Avast ye hearties! Lamar Jackson hath plundered his second MVP Award on Thursday's eve, makin' him the 11th bloke to be dubbed the Most Valuable Player more than once. 'Tis a great feat, worthy of a jolly celebration!
February 9, 2024, 5:30 pm
Arr, let it be known, me hearties! Arthur Blank be shoutin' from the crow's nest that Bill Belichick, that swashbucklin' soul with six Super Bowl victories, be not offered the Falcons' helm, nor did he crave the power to rule all personnel!
February 9, 2024, 5:09 pm
Arrr, mateys! Donovan Smith, the swashbucklin' offensive tackle o' the Kansas City Chiefs, be spillin' his piratey thoughts to the New York Post! He be dreamin' o' donnin' the colors o' his ol' favorite crew, the New York Jets. Aye, ye can't deny a pirate his dreams!
February 9, 2024, 4:52 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis be known that the fierce buccaneer T.J. Watt of the Pittsburgh Steelers plundered the NFL with 19.0 sacks in the 2023 season! Alas, the fools denied him the coveted title of Defensive Player of the Year. Ahoy! He be one salty seadog!
February 9, 2024, 4:44 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! Methinks Amazon Prime Video be set to stream its maiden NFL playoff game come next season, whilst NBC's Peacock had the honor o' exclusively streaming a wild-card match this season. Aye, the battle o' the streaming platforms be as fierce as a stormy sea!
February 9, 2024, 11:04 am
Arrr, Lisa McCaffrey, the fair mother of Christian McCaffrey, doth swear upon her pirate's honor that the blaring fire alarm aboard the San Francisco 49ers' lodgings be a treacherous deed, aye, a plot hatched from within! Aye, she be 100% certain, me hearties!
February 9, 2024, 10:21 am
Straight from a meetin' with me ol' scallywag o' a father, King Charles III, Prince Harry be makin' a jolly appearance at the NFL Honors shindig in Las Vegas, on a fine Thursday night. Aye, he be catchin' us all off guard!
February 9, 2024, 9:42 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Southeastern Conference hath declared its booty division for the year 2022-23. Each of the 14 members shall receive a grand sum of $52.3 million! Shiver me timbers, that be quite the treasure!
February 9, 2024, 7:10 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! In this here 2025 EuroBasket qualifier, the lasses from Ireland's basketball crew be causin' quite the ruckus! They be refusin' to shake hands with Israel, claimin' it be due to antisemitism. Ahoy, controversy be sailin' with 'em!
February 9, 2024, 5:17 am
Arrr, me mateys! It be said that Taylor Swift's dalliance with Kansas City Chiefs' finest, Travis Kelce, hath swayed a mighty tide o' fans to the noble sport o' football, as declared by the ship's captain.
February 9, 2024, 5:15 am
Avast ye! The former matey of Atlanta Falcons, Matt Ryan, hath revealeth to Fox News Digital that many a crew hath sought him to join their ranks. Alas, he hath decided to stay put in the studio, tending to his pirate treasure.
February 9, 2024, 4:30 am
Arr, me hearties! Pro Football Hall o' Famer Kurt Warner be spillin' the beans 'bout when he laid eyes on young Tom Brady's spark o' greatness durin' Super Bowl XXXVI in the year o' 2002.
February 9, 2024, 4:00 am
Arr! Justin Pugh, a stout matey of the New York Giants, be chattin' with Fox News Digital 'bout the buccaneer Taylor Swift's impact on the NFL's treasure. And aye, he be fully supportin' her!
February 8, 2024, 5:46 pm
Arr, mateys! Be there any doubt that the Georgetown ship be in troubled waters, forsooth! Coach Ed Cooley, in his first voyage, seemed to have let a scallywag's taunts rattle him, while the Hoyas be floundering on the basketball deck!
February 8, 2024, 5:31 pm
J.J. Watt, the seafaring soul, be confessin' this very week that he be "watchin' o'er" them Steelers with hopes of a grand return. Young T.J., bein' a sprightly spirit, took it upon himself to charm the lad into joinin' the crew. Arrr, what a tale!
February 8, 2024, 4:50 pm
Arrr, if the fair maiden Taylor Swift be gracing the Super Bowl, methinks ye shall see her lovely visage on the magical talking boxes. Jim Nantz, the CBS speaker of the play, claims no certain scheme be in place for her television debut. Yo ho ho!
February 8, 2024, 4:42 pm
Arrrr! 'Tis said that the Baltimore County scallywags, hand in hand with the Massachusetts lawmen, be puttin' their wits to investigatin' a ruckus involving Zay Flowers, the notorious Ravens wide receiver, who be accused o' layin' hands on his matey!
February 8, 2024, 10:38 am
Arr, ye scurvy dog! 'Tis told that Scot Pollard, a stout matey of the Sacramento Kings, be now seekin' shelter in the local infirmary. 'Tis said he'll be stuck there 'til he can lay his hands on a new heart, ye see. Yo ho ho!
February 8, 2024, 9:24 am
Avast ye! Cap'n Matt Rhule o' the Carolina Panthers be claimin' he be "vetoed" when he dared t' suggest settin' sail wit' Brock Purdy on their 2022 NFL Draft parchment. Ahoy, the seas be treacherous indeed!
February 8, 2024, 7:49 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Tampa Bay Lightning's defenseman, Mikhail Sergachev, be struck with a cruel blow on Wednesday! Poor lad be carried off the frozen sea with a leg wound, just as he sets foot on the deck once more after 17 days of absence. Hark, the cruel hand of fate be most heartless!
February 8, 2024, 6:51 am
Arrr, me hearties! Methinks Aaron Rodgers hath declared on "The Joe Rogan Experience" that he be intendin' to keep blabberin' against the foul COVID and vaccines, for the likes o' those unfortunate souls who be daft enough not to listen!
February 8, 2024, 5:30 am
Arr, me hearties! Joe Cardona, the long snapper of the New England Patriots, be crowned the blessed recipient o' the Salute to Serve Award on Wednesday! The lad chatted with Fox News Digital, sharin' tales o' his triumphant victory!
February 8, 2024, 5:15 am
Whilst Rory McIlroy be changin' his tune 'bout a potential merger o' the golfin' leagues, Scottie Scheffler be of the opinion that them LIV golfers shouldn't be gettin' a mere slap on the wrist fer abandonin' th' PGA Tour, matey!
February 8, 2024, 5:00 am
Arr, mateys! Behold, the tale of Marshawn Lynch, a swashbucklin' scallywag of the NFL. He sailed from trampling foes on the turf to thwartin' 'em in the treacherous waters of the virtual seas. Aye, a grand adventure indeed!
February 8, 2024, 4:00 am
Arr, Caitlyn Jenner be stirrin' the pot! She be none too pleased with that swimmin' lass, Lia Thomas! After the World Aquatics ruling on transgender athletes, she be filin' legal action! Methinks thar be some splashin' controversies on the horizon, mateys!
February 7, 2024, 5:46 pm
Arr, J.J. Watt be thinkin' to retire from the jolly game o' football after 12 long seasons, but by Davy Jones' locker, he be confessin' that he did ponder on makin' a comeback, keepin' a close eye on two scurvy teams this past season.
February 7, 2024, 5:45 pm
Yarr, it be seemin' that ol' Bill Belichick won't be cruisin' the NFL shores fer the first time since 1974! Aye, even Tom Brady be taken aback, after their not-so-pretty partin' ways.
February 7, 2024, 4:56 pm
Arrr, me hearties! In the year 2024, the notorious golfer known as Tiger Woods be settin' foot on the green once again! The scurvy dog, havin' won 15 grand titles, be takin' part in the Genesis Invitational, mark me words!
February 7, 2024, 4:51 pm
Avast ye mateys! 'Tis said that the infamous Nick Saban be castin' aside his trusty gameday headset to join the ranks of ESPN! Arr, 'tis true, me hearties, as his fellow mate, Adam Schefter, hath spilled the beans 'pon the high seas. Aye, the days of college football gamedays shall find him amongst ESPN's crew!
February 7, 2024, 9:53 am
Avast ye! Travis Kelce's dear mother hath gone and blabbered to "Today" 'bout her latest Facebook portrait. Behold! 'Tis a fine depiction of her lad's fair lass, Taylor Swift, who hath amassed 14 Grammy treasures, arr!
February 7, 2024, 8:59 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis the tale of Buck Showalter, the former skipper of the New York Mets. On a jolly visit to "Foul Territory," he spoke his mind about the blasted load management. Aye, this savvy pirate has led five crews for a mighty 22 seasons!
February 7, 2024, 8:24 am
Arrr, me hearties! Word be sailin' that CBS Sports' Cap'n Sean McManus be sayin' that former Cap'n Trump won't be gracin' the airwaves afore the Super Bowl. The tale goes that Cap'n Biden 'ad denied the interview, arggh!
February 7, 2024, 8:03 am
Arr! Avast ye, me hearties! Word be spreadin' that Janarius Robinson, a scallywag from the Las Vegas Raiders, hath been caught in Vegas whilst sailin' the streets under the influence! 'Tis a tale fit for the scurvy dogs in the tavern!
February 7, 2024, 5:50 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Ricky Williams, that be a lad who was once called a troubled athlete, fer his fondness of the devil's lettuce. But mark ye this, now that it be legal, he be changin' the tale, rewritin' it like a true pirate o' the Caribbean!
February 7, 2024, 5:45 am
Arr, me hearties! Them NFL stars o'er the ages be a-showin' their hearty support fer a grand Las Vegas Super Bowl, as the league sails into the entertainment capital o' the world this week, savvy?
February 7, 2024, 5:32 am
Avast ye scurvy scallywags! Cap'n Andy Reid o' the good ship Kansas City Chiefs be settin' his sights on Super Bowl LVIII this fine Sunday, but methinks he be not contemplatin' relinquishin' his trusty headset thereafter!
February 7, 2024, 5:15 am
Avast ye! Las Vegas Raiders' sturdy scallywag, Maxx Crosby, be spillin' the beans on how them San Francisco 49ers can halt the devilish ways of Kansas City Chiefs' slinger, Patrick Mahomes!
February 6, 2024, 5:45 pm
Arr, hear ye! The swashbucklin' captain o' th' Indianapolis Colts, Jim Irsay, did finally speaketh to th' landlubbers after sufferin' from a dire affliction o' th' lungs. Aye, the scallywag was discovered in a slumberin' state by th' lawmen in th' frosty month o' December.
February 6, 2024, 5:14 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dog Joe Buck, that ol' announcer, won't be sailin' to Las Vegas fer Super Bowl LVIII! He fears some evil omen be lurkin' in them festivities! Ahoy, matey, he's steerin' clear of that treacherous land!
February 6, 2024, 4:59 pm
Avast ye, me hearties! NFL Cap'n Roger Goodell be ponderin' if the Super Bowl could e'er be streamed only, as they did with a playoff game. Arrr, tis a mighty thought to behold!
February 6, 2024, 4:11 pm
Avast ye! Sam Darnold set sail with great hopes when the Jets drafted him in 2018. Aye, he aimed to steer the franchise to untold glory! Arrr, but fate may yet bless him with a Super Bowl ring, though it be on a different ship!
February 6, 2024, 11:24 am
Avast ye! The NHL be grantin' cap relief to th' Philadelphia Flyers, Calgary Flames, an' New Jersey Devils. This be due to th' absence o' four scurvy dogs facin' charges fer sexual assault in Canada. Arrr, fair winds blowin' in their favor, mateys!
February 6, 2024, 10:18 am
Arr, matey! Aye, the Los Angeles Lakers' cap'n, LeBron James, were asked if 'is crew be fit to snatch the booty of a championship ere the NBA's trade deadline on Feb. 8.
February 6, 2024, 10:00 am
Avast ye scallywags! That land-lubber Patrick Mahomes o' the Kansas City Chiefs be keepin' his tongue tied like a crow's nest knot 'bout his old man's recent DWI mischief. No details be spillin' from his lips durin' the Super Bowl Opening Night, aye!
February 6, 2024, 9:19 am
Arr, mateys! Kansas City Chiefs' swashbucklin' signal caller, Patrick Mahomes, be brushin' off any likenin' to that scurvy dog, Tom Brady. He spoke to the press 'afore the grand Super Bowl. Har, a true pirate he be!
February 6, 2024, 5:47 am
Avast! Afore NFL swashbuckler David Carr hath declared that 'tis a fortuitous happenstance that Taylor Swift hath ventured overseas, forsooth! Fearing she may have been smitten by George Kittle, a fearsome buccaneer of the gridiron, arr!
February 6, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrrr! Ye scurvy dog Colby Covington, that UFC star, did praise Dana White on "OutKick The Mornin'"! He be mighty pleased that fighters can freely speak their minds, with no fear of walkin' the plank! Shiver me timbers, mateys!
February 6, 2024, 5:15 am
Avast, me hearties! Aye, Andrew Brandt, a swashbucklin' matey of the NFL, recalls the days when he couldn't partake in a jolly fantasy football gathering with his Packers crew. But now, by me timbers! The grand Super Bowl be settin' sail in the land of Las Vegas! Arrr, a merry turn o' events, indeed!
February 6, 2024, 4:51 am
Arrr, me hearties! The NFL, under the command of Commissioner Roger Goodell, be makin' a grand proclamation. They be settin' sail for South America, where the Eagles shall engage in a battle o' the pigskin in the mighty port o' São Paulo. Aye, a historic voyage it be!
February 5, 2024, 3:00 am
Arr, me hearties! The San Francisco 49ers be set to take on the Kansas City Chiefs in the grandest of battles, Super Bowl LVIII! These scallywags have faced treacherous trials and sailed through stormy seas to reach this momentous clash. Let me share the tales ye need to know, mateys!
February 4, 2024, 8:32 pm
Arr, mateys! Avast ye! The Washington Commanders be recruitin' none other than Kliff Kingsbury as their new offensive coordinator, in a wild twist o' events. Nay, he were said to be sailin' to the Las Vegas Raiders, but he changed course! Aye, the winds be changin', me hearties!
February 4, 2024, 8:05 pm
Arrr, word be spreadin' that Jim Harbaugh be joinin' forces once again with his ol' mate, Greg Roman! They be sailin' together afore at Stanford and the San Francisco 49ers. Aye, a reunion fit fer swashbucklin' legends!
February 4, 2024, 6:16 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! FIFA hath declared on Sunday that Metlife Stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey, hath been chosen to host the grand finale of the 2026 World Cup. Aye, there be other spots across the U.S. to witness earlier matches, arrr!
February 4, 2024, 5:12 pm
Arrr, the NHL be takin' a beatin' from them scallywags who be mighty vexed with singer Kiana Lede for singin' the U.S. national anthem, donned in pro-Palestinian garb, at the grand All-Star Game on a fine Saturday.
February 4, 2024, 3:19 pm
Arrr, the debate be ragin' 'bout whether Brock Purdy be a "game-manager" or not, as them San Francisco 49ers sailed their way to Super Bowl LVIII. And lo, Joe Montana, he be throwin' in his two doubloons!
February 4, 2024, 2:37 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Methinks St. John's skipper, Rick Pitino, be shoutin' from the crow's nest, proclaimin' the NCAA's enforcement arm be scuttled! In this age of fame, visage, and moniker, he be demandin' a change!
February 4, 2024, 2:29 pm
"Arrr, me hearties! This old salt, Ross Tucker, be flabbergasted to find those rascally sportsbooks favorin' the San Francisco 49ers over the mighty Kansas City Chiefs in the grand spectacle o' Super Bowl LVIII. Avast! Me eyes be rollin' like the wild waves in a storm!"
February 4, 2024, 11:42 am
Arr, matey! Kansas City Chiefs' stout-hearted defender, Justin Reid, be sharin' a favorable tale 'bout Taylor Swift! The swashbucklin' lass be raisin' many an eyebrow on the seas o' social media. Ahoy, 'tis a merry jest indeed!
February 4, 2024, 11:03 am
Arrr! The mighty Rock be givin' his critics a taste of his wrath, for 'tis said that he be settin' sail with Roman Reigns to claim the grandest treasure of WrestleMania in Philadelphia! Aye, they be on a collision course that shall shake the seven seas!
February 4, 2024, 10:42 am
Arrr, mateys! LSU be makin' history on a fine Saturday 'gainst Arkansas! Olivia Dunne, a swashbucklin' lass, made her debut in two meets. LSU plundered a grand total o' 198.475 points, trouncin' Arkansas with a pitiful 196.200. Yo ho ho, victory be ours!
February 4, 2024, 10:14 am
Avast ye, me hearties! Bill Belichick, Cap'n of the New England Patriots, hath published a grand missive in the Boston Globe, expressin' his gratitude to all ye landlubbers for yer unwavering support. Aye, me heart's filled with joy, me lads, as we set sail for more victories on the gridiron!
February 4, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr! Avast ye maties! Bijan Robinson, a sprightly young lad, be a rookie runnin' back fer them Atlanta Falcons in the year 2023! This Buccaneer be makin' a name fer himself, entertainin' the swashbucklin' crowd with his mighty and thrillin' plays!
February 4, 2024, 3:45 am
Avast ye mateys! The good ol' Maxx Crosby, a fearsome defender of the Las Vegas Raiders, be spillin' the beans to the Fox News Digital. He be sayin' he be likin' the old Pro Bowl setup more than this feeble flag football shenanigan. Arrr, wise words indeed!
February 4, 2024, 3:00 am
Arr, me hearties! Juwan Johnson, that fine New Orleans Saints tight end, be spillin' his heart on tryin' to forge a kinship with Derek Carr. The crew be prayin' that they've stumbled upon their future QB treasure.
February 3, 2024, 8:05 pm
Arrr, the North Carolina Tar Heels and the Duke Blue Devils clashed once more in a legendary feud on the eve o' Saturday! In a battle fierce and true, the No. 3 North Carolina emerged victoriously over No. 7 Duke!
February 3, 2024, 5:48 pm
Arr, me hearties, this Tampa Bay Lightning scallywag, Nikita Kucherov, be hoardin' all the doubloons atop the NHL points leaderboard. But alas, at the All-Star skills contest, he be sinkin' to the depths, showin' less hustle than a one-legged seadog!
February 3, 2024, 5:14 pm
Arr, Amari Crite, a lowly landlubber basketball scallywag from Momence High School in Illinois, met his unfortunate demise on the 25th of Januarrry. Whilst plundering the court, the poor soul suddenly keeled over! The sea's cruel whims be upon him, makin' him join Davy Jones' crew.
February 3, 2024, 5:04 pm
Arrr, matey! Shiver me timbers! Wyndham Clark be makin' history at the Pebble Beach Golf Links! He be the first to shoot a 60! Hundreds o' thousands be playin' this game afore, but it be Clark who be settin' sail on a record-breakin' voyage!
February 3, 2024, 4:23 pm
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis a merry tale I tell ye! The lads Armando Bacot and RJ Davis, from North Carolina, did grace ESPN's "College Gameday" this fine Saturday. They shared the tale of their most "satisfying" victory o'er Duke in the final season of Captain Krzyzewski. Arr, 'twas a jolly good time, indeed!
February 3, 2024, 11:43 am
Arrr! Patrick Mahomes II be settin' his sights on winnin' his third Super Bowl title next week. But his ol' man, Pat Mahomes Sr., still be thinkin' a pair o' Hall of Famers be outshinin' his scurvy son. Avast ye, me hearty!
February 3, 2024, 10:31 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Jason Kelce be gushin' 'bout fair Taylor Swift as he readies fer the Pro Bowl Games in fair Orlando, Florida. Swift be courtin' his kin, Travis. Arrr, love be in the air!
February 3, 2024, 10:15 am
Arr, me hearties! Cap'n Robert Kraft o' the New England Patriots doth be chattin' 'bout the likenin' betwixt Patrick Mahomes and Tom Brady, as the scallywag Kansas City Chiefs QB sets sail fer the Super Bowl.
February 3, 2024, 10:09 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scurvy dog, Robert Kraft, of the New England Patriots, didst gab with Fox News Digital 'bout that landlubber, Bill Belichick! The poor chap failed to find a ship to captain in the head-coaching carousel. Yo ho ho!
February 3, 2024, 5:45 am
Arr, mateys! Listen up, me hearties! 'Tis be the tale of Juwan Johnson, the scurvy dog from New Orleans Saints. He and his bonny bride, Chanen, did spill the beans to Fox News Digital 'bout their TikTok stardom and the pesky trolls they be encounterin' in the vast oceans of the internet.
February 3, 2024, 5:00 am
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis a tale worth tellin'! Major League Wrestling's Rickey Shane Page be singin' praises 'bout his ol' mates Swerve Strickland and MJF, who've found grand success amidst the ranks of All Elite Wrestling. Yarr, the plunder be plenty for those lads!
February 3, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Duke Blue Devils and North Carolina Tar Heels be settin' sail once more, their fierce feud reachin' its 261st clash on the morrow. Both crews be ranked high in the top-10! It be a battle fit fer legends, ye scurvy dogs!
February 3, 2024, 3:30 am
Arr, mateys! Las Vegas Raiders' dashing defensive end, Maxx Crosby, did converse with Fox News Digital 'bout his current state after grievous surgeries and his jolly association with Invisalign. Avast!
February 2, 2024, 5:41 pm
Avast ye maties! Word be spreadin' 'bout the Los Angeles Lakers considerin' tradin' their star, LeBron James. But fear not, for his trusty agent be dousin' that scuttlebutt with a bucket o' icy water!
February 2, 2024, 5:01 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Japanese Embassy in Washington, D.C. be fixin' to clear the air 'bout that lass Taylor Swift's journey 'fore the grand Super Bowl. They be makin' it known, mateys!
February 2, 2024, 4:44 pm
Arr! Michael Bublé, the goodly crooner, be chosen as a fancy captain for the NHL All-Star Game draft, but alas! His noggin' be all topsy-turvy, unfit fer makin' wise picks, ye see. Yo-ho-ho!
February 2, 2024, 4:32 pm
Arr, me hearties! The fine NFL quarterbac', Teddy Bridgewater, be hangin' up his mighty cleats and donnin' a swashbucklin' headset. He be settlin' in as the head coach at his ol' high school, ready t' teach those young buccaneers the art o' the pigskin.
February 2, 2024, 11:16 am
Arr, me hearties! Erin Andrews and Charissa Thompson be havin' a blimey chat 'bout the hullabaloo surroundin' Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift's fancyin' in the NFL. It be a right storm o' gossip, mateys!
February 2, 2024, 9:24 am
Avast ye mateys! In the jolly land of basketball, Robert Carpenter of New Mexico State didst give a mighty haymaker to a rival's face. The lad was sent off in disgrace, but his crew emerged victorious in the end! Yo ho ho!
February 2, 2024, 8:57 am
Avast ye hearties! Florida State's famed baseball master, Cap'n Mike Martin, the mightiest skipper in college ball's annals, has set sail fer Davy Jones' locker at the ripe age o' 79, after a fierce engagement wit' Lewy body dementia that lasted three long years. Fair winds 'n' smooth seas, Cap'n!
February 2, 2024, 7:21 am
Avast ye mateys! The ex-NFLer, Tony Romo, be spillin' the beans on why he be callin' Taylor Swift the missus of Travis Kelce durin' many a broadcast this season. Arrr, can ye believe it?
February 2, 2024, 5:45 am
Avast ye! Jerry Jones be talkin' fancy words 'bout workin' with Bill Belichick, but methinks he be throwin' shade at his current coach, Mike McCarthy, says Donovan McNabb. Methinks the pirate be playin' games, arrr!
February 2, 2024, 4:00 am
Arr, Fox News Digital had a jolly chat with Caesars Sportsbook 'bout the odds 'n various prop bets afore the grand spectacle o' Super Bowl LVIII be settin' sail!
February 2, 2024, 4:00 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! As the mighty Travis Kelce becometh an A-list celebrity, his older brother Jason, a future Hall of Famer in his own right, hath greatly enjoyed the surge in his and his kin's fame. Arrr, a jolly good time for the Kelce clan!
February 2, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Methinks the Taylor Swift-Travis Kelce madness be infectin' the sportsbooks, with some mighty peculiar prop bets on Super Bowl LVIII. Aye, the scallywags be bettin' like there be no tomorrow!
February 1, 2024, 5:51 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Cap'n Ron Jaworski be lambastin' them blubberin' Miami Dolphins knaves who be cheerin' that scurvy Vic Fangio's departin' as the defensive overseer.
February 1, 2024, 5:49 pm
Arrr! The Super Bowl be but a fortnight away, yet the crews ain't arrived in fair Las Vegas. Yet, young Nick Bosa be startin' a battle o' words betwixt the Niners and Chiefs. Avast! The sea o' sport be churnin'!
February 1, 2024, 3:45 pm
Arr! The scurvy Cowboys be sinkin' in the playoffs yet again! Micah Parsons, that salty sea dog, doth finally speak out 'bout their cursed exit. Methinks he be castin' blame upon the lily-livered coaching crew!
February 1, 2024, 3:34 pm
Yarrr! Landlubber Brad Bohannon, the scurvy knave who used to lead the Alabama baseball crew, be cursed with a 15-year exile from the NCAA! 'Tis been proven that he shared secret tidbits with a sports bettin' scoundrel, arrr!
February 1, 2024, 11:52 am
Arr, Chief's safety Justin Reid be gettin' shirts t' honor his defensive coordinator. But now, he be turnin' his praise t'wards Kansas City's mighty quarterback, like a true matey joinin' an enemy crew!
February 1, 2024, 11:49 am
Avast ye, me hearties! Cap'n Lindsey Horan, leader o' the U.S. women's soccer crew, be mighty vexed by the constant naggin' from the Yankee supporters 'bout her playin' ways. Arrr, give the lass a break, ye scallywags!
February 1, 2024, 10:42 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Gary Sheffield, a once mighty outfielder of the MLB, be ragin' like a tempestuous storm 'bout the votin' process of the Baseball Hall of Fame. A week gone by, and nay did he find himself a spot in Cooperstown. Arrr, 'tis a tale of woe!
February 1, 2024, 10:14 am
Arrr, word be sailin' the Seven Seas that the Washington Commanders be signin' Dan Quinn as their next cap'n! Aye, he be a fine matey, previously guardin' the defense o' them Dallas Cowboys!
February 1, 2024, 5:55 am
Arr matey! Ye scurvy Atlanta Falcons bloke, Bijan Robinson of the Texas Longhorns fame, be jestin' that them scalawags who dare taunt wit' the "Horns Down" be facin' dire outcomes. Har, me hearties!
February 1, 2024, 5:55 am
Arrr, me mateys! Avast, I tell ye true, fair Taylor Swift be a tale spreadin' like wildfire 'mongst the Super Bowl crew. Aye, both Rob Gronkowski and Julian Edelman be swearin' on their parrots that she be a treasure for the NFL, savvy?
February 1, 2024, 5:50 am
Aye, mateys! 'Tis a tale o' NFL legend Jim McMahon, sharin' two memories from his days plunderin' in the Super Bowl! The scurvy dog be boastin' 'bout winnin' two rings in his epic career. Arrr, a true treasure indeed!
February 1, 2024, 5:31 am
Arr, me hearties! Thar be a mighty squabble 'twixt the Tennessee and Virginia attorney generals and the NCAA! They be claimin' that the association be a scurvy dog, unfairly wieldin' rules to keep the athletes from earnin' their pieces of eight!
January 31, 2024, 10:53 am
Arr, me hearties! The mighty LeBron James be sendin' a secret missive to X, the company of olde known as Twitter, after the Lakers' second jolly defeat. What foul sorcery be afoot, I wonder?
January 31, 2024, 10:35 am
Arr, mark me words, mateys! Patrick Mahomes, the star o' the Kansas City Chiefs, be destined to soar above the likes o' Joe Montana and Tom Brady, says the wise Hall o' Fame coach Dick Vermeil. Aye, an illustrious path awaits this young lad!
January 31, 2024, 10:26 am
Avast, me hearties! That J.J. Watt, a former NFL scallywag, be raisin' his voice against the blatherin' scurvy dogs mockin' Taylor Swift. He be exposin' the foul hypocrisy when them cameras be spyin' on other celebs durin' games. Arrr, be wise, ye landlubbers!
January 31, 2024, 9:16 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Travis Kelce, the swashbucklin' star of the Kansas City Chiefs, did regale us with the tale of his encounter with that boot-kickin' Baltimore Ravens privateer, Justin Tucker, on the latest episode of "New Heights." Arrr, 'twas a tale worth hearin' indeed!
January 31, 2024, 5:47 am
Avast, me hearties! Anthony Edwards, the valiant star guard of the Minnesota Timberwolves, didst unleash a fearsome tirade upon the scurrilous officials, labelin' them as "cheating a--- refs." Arrr, his words be as sharp as a cutlass, strikin' fear into the hearts of those knaves!
January 31, 2024, 5:41 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Listen up, me hearties! A fine establishment in Toronto be offerin' NHL All-Stars a sweet deal - free lap dances, mind ye, whilst the festivities be goin' on at the nearby Scotiabank Arena this weekend. Arrr, ain't that a jolly good time for these lads!
January 31, 2024, 5:34 am
Arrr, me hearties! Methinks Patrick Mahomes be still not takin' kindly to his skirmish with Justin Tucker, the scallywag kicker from the Baltimore Ravens, afore the grand battle on Sunday for the AFC Championship! Blimey, what a row!
January 31, 2024, 5:30 am
Arr, me hearties! Lomas Brown, a scurvy dog from the Detroit Lions, be reckonin' that Cap'n Dan Campbell should've had a better eye for the tides o' the NFC Championship Game against them San Francisco 49ers. Methinks he could've steered the ship o' victory with more precision, arr!
January 30, 2024, 5:38 pm
Ye could be sayin' Utica Comets' old salt Joe Gambardella found himself in the proper spot at the proper hour fer his 6th tally this season, but alas, it came at a cost.
January 30, 2024, 5:24 pm
Arr! Cap'n Jim McMahon, a former bravo of the Chicago Bears, did spill the beans to Fox News Digital about his grand charity golf tourney and his bold endeavor as a pro-marijuana advocate. Yo ho ho, what a tale 'tis!
January 30, 2024, 5:23 pm
Arrr! Avast, ye scurvy dogs! The Chiefs be claimin' the mantle o' home team fer the forthcoming Super Bowl. Aye, they be choosin' the garb they wish to don whilst battlin' at Allegiant Stadium.
January 30, 2024, 4:37 pm
Arr, me hearties! Thar be news from the landlubber courts! Jason Kidd, the scallywag coach o' the Dallas Mavericks, be claimin' that young Luka Doncic be sailin' in the same league as the great buccaneers Michael Jordan, LeBron James, and Kobe Bryant! Kidd be even sayin' that Doncic be outshinin' Dirk Nowitzki. Aye, 'tis a tale that tickles me funny bone!
January 30, 2024, 11:50 am
Ye scurvy dogs be listenin' here! Baltimore Ravens' booter, Justin Tucker, be blabberin' 'bout his wee squabble wit' Kansas City Chiefs' fine swashbucklers, Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelce, afor' the grand AFC Championship. Arrr, 'twas a jolly tale indeed!
January 30, 2024, 10:58 am
Avast ye hearties! 'Tis been revealed that Rajon Rondo, a swashbucklin' NBA champ, hath found himself in a pickle in Indiana. The scallywag was caught with guns and drugs, as per court records. Arr! His last NBA adventure was in 2022, mateys!
January 30, 2024, 10:11 am
Arr, me mateys! The scallywag Dillon Brooks from the Houston Rockets be still at odds with them Los Angeles Lakers! On Monday eve, he found himself in a fierce tussle with none other than Jarred Vanderbilt. Oh, the seas be choppy indeed!
January 30, 2024, 10:11 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! Prepare to witness the mighty return of the Pro Wrestling Superstar, Davey Boy Smith Jr., to Major League Wrestling! He be squaring off against the fearsome 1 Called Manders come Saturday night in Philadelphia, aye! So gather ye crew and set sail for an epic clash!
January 30, 2024, 5:50 am
Avast ye, me hearties! Aforementioned scallywag, Davey Boy Smith Jr., be blubberin' like a landlubber as he laid his eyes upon them allegations 'gainst the infamous Vince McMahon. Arrr, the seas be churning, me mateys!
January 30, 2024, 5:45 am
OutKick's Dan Dakich spake of the Detroit Lions and the cap'n Dan Campbell's decision makin' late in the game whilst holdin' a mighty lead o'er the San Francisco 49ers. Arrr, what a spectacle it were, me hearties!
January 30, 2024, 5:37 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Methinks the Kansas City Chiefs' captain, Andy Reid, be settin' the record straight 'gainst young Kadarius Toney's claims o' injury fabrication. He boldly declares that the lad might still see action in the grandest o' battles - Super Bowl LVIII! Arrr, a glimmer o' hope be shinin' on the horizon!
January 30, 2024, 5:30 am
Arr, ye scurvy Packers! LeRoy Butler, a legend of the Green Bay ship, be havin' two fine monikers in his noggin for a likely matey to take Joe Barry's place, as he was sent to Davy Jones' locker after three seasons as the swashbucklin' defensive coordinator.
January 29, 2024, 4:59 am
Arr, methinks the captain o' the Detroit Lions, Dan Campbell, be facin' a storm o' scorn from the NFL realm. 'Twas his audacious choice t' plunder 4th down, instead o' settlin' fer three points. Blimey, he be a bold scallywag, seekin' treasure or disaster on the high seas!
January 29, 2024, 4:54 am
Arr, mateys! On Feb. 11, the San Francisco 49ers shall be seekin' sweet revenge on that scurvy dog Patrick Mahomes and his Kansas City Chiefs! 'Tis a battle o' legends set for Super Bowl LVIII!
January 29, 2024, 3:45 am
Taylor Swift be facin' a swarm o' unruly scallywags as she set foot on M&T Stadium, keen on spectatin' the clash betwixt the Kansas City Chiefs and the Baltimore Ravens. Aye, 'twas a battle fer the AFC Championship, but wit' Swift's charm, she'll sail through unscathed!
January 28, 2024, 8:50 pm
The San Francisco Sea Dogs be fightin' back like scurvy dogs from a dire 24-7 sinkin' in the second half, and with a mighty roar, they bested the Detroit Lions, 34-31, claimin' their spot in the Grand Bowl LVIII in the land of Las Vegas! Arrrr!
January 27, 2024, 5:55 pm
Avast ye! John Tortorella, he spied a scurvy dog of a reporter claimin' that an NHL veteran had a hand in a lubberly prospect's ill-fated trade. Arr, let's just say, it be a rough sail for ol' Torts, matey!
January 27, 2024, 4:27 pm
Arrr! South Africa's scurvy dog of a rugby captain, Rassie Erasmus, befallen by cursed chemical burns in a "freak accident" whilst wielding a potent detergent! Methinks even a pirate's skin be no match for such treacherous concoctions!
January 27, 2024, 4:17 pm
Arrr! Me hearties be a-debatin' whether these scurvy fans be stormin' the court. ESPN matey Jay Bilas be sayin' this practice needs a-plunderin'!
January 27, 2024, 3:25 pm
Arr! It be said that them BYU landlubbers were ordered to cast aside their shirts daubed with "Horns Down" whilst partakin' in a fierce clash against them Texas scallywags on a fine Saturday afternoon!
January 27, 2024, 11:39 am
Arrr, the kin o' young Jake Moody, the bootin' buccaneer o' the San Francisco 49ers, be cheerin' fer their lad's crew on Sunday, despite bein' loyal scallywags o' the Detroit Lions.
January 27, 2024, 10:01 am
Arr, mateys! Kansas City Chiefs' swashbucklin' tight end, Travis Kelce, be chattin' 'bout the "outside noise" that comes with havin' a mightily public dalliance with the fair maiden o' pop, Taylor Swift. Blimey, tis a tale o' love and fame on the treacherous seas!
January 27, 2024, 8:50 am
Arrr! Avast, me hearties! The fearsome scallywag, Luka Doncic, of the Dallas Mavericks, didst plunder a mighty 73 points against the Atlanta Hawks on the eve o' Friday! 'Twas a performance that be matchin' the fourth-highest tally in all of NBA's tales! Yo ho ho, what a swashbucklin' feat!
January 27, 2024, 5:30 am
Avast, mateys! Shawne Merriman, once a mighty NFL star, be claimin' that if Colin Kaepernick were to join Jim Harbaugh's crew at Chargers, 'twould be a scurvy slap in the face, by Davy Jones' locker!
January 26, 2024, 8:41 pm
Arrr! Any NFL ship seekin' to acquire Leonard Floyd must be willin' to part with a mighty treasure! This fearsome pass rusher be claimin' he'll swear loyalty to the crew that fills his coffers with the largest booty!
January 26, 2024, 8:15 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! When that scallywag Lionel Messi inked his name with Inter Miami, 'twas the dawn of a new age for MLS. Though he be nearin' the end of his footy days, Messi's voyage to the States swelled the hearts of many a landlubber.
January 26, 2024, 8:06 pm
Aye, me hearties! 'Tis been whispered in the winds that Vince McMahon be settin' sail from WWE and its parent company, TKO. The news comes from a trusty source, savvy? Avast ye, me mateys, there be changes afoot in these treacherous waters!
January 26, 2024, 5:11 pm
Arr, mateys! Jim Harbaugh be settin' sail fer the NFL once more, takin' the helm as th' cap'n o' Los Angeles Chargers. Aye, they be facin' his brother John Harbaugh's Baltimore Ravens in a mighty clash come next season! Avast, a family rivalry on the high seas of football!
January 26, 2024, 4:49 pm
Arrr, Aaron Hicks be a mighty fine golfer, but whispers be reachin' me ears that the Yankees be wantin' him to abandon the game, claimin' it be causin' his injuries. Methinks the scurvy dogs be needin' a new explanation!
January 26, 2024, 3:21 pm
Arr, Jim Harbaugh be settin' his sights on Sherrone Moore to be the next captain o' the Michigan Wolverines, once he be takin' the helm o' the Los Angeles Chargers. Avast, the winds o' change be blowin', mateys!
January 26, 2024, 3:17 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags of the Baltimore Ravens be thinkin' that their brave tight end, Mark Andrews, had met his untimely end in November. But lo and behold, the lad be back in action for the grand AFC championship! Aye, a true miracle on the seven seas!
January 26, 2024, 11:27 am
Arr, 'tis been told that since Cap'n Deion Sanders took the helm in December 2022, the Colorado Buffaloes be admittin' to 11 pesky infractions, ye scurvy dogs! As proclaimed by the USA Today Sports, these be nothin' but triflin' matters, aye!
January 26, 2024, 9:16 am
Arrr, mateys! Avast! Jason Kelce, a true star o' Philadelphia Eagles, be wantin' the "full Bills' experience" durin' last weekend's divisional round game against the Chiefs, as his goodly wife revealed on Friday. Yo ho ho!
January 26, 2024, 7:03 am
Avast, me hearties! In the goodly land o' South Carolina, the fair lass Dawn Staley be greatly flabbergasted when she be interrogated 'bout her refusal to engage in a jolly joust against BYU. Aye, 'twas all 'cause them scurvy dogs be accused o' spewin' racial slurs in the year 2022! Arrr, what a tale that be!
January 26, 2024, 6:28 am
Arr, as the coaching carousel be a-slowin' its spin, ol' Bill Belichick still be left without a worthy berth. Yonder Tyrus, a former warrior o' the wrestling seas, be sharin' his notion as to why this legendary skipper be not fetchin' much interest. Avast!
January 26, 2024, 4:15 am
Arrr, mateys! Jim Harbaugh be makin' his triumphant return to the NFL seas to train the Los Angeles Chargers. Aye, this news be fillin' Donovan McNabb and many others with great joy. But alas, the former NFL QB be havin' a mighty query for him.
January 26, 2024, 3:55 am
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis the final showdown o' Fox Sports Super 6, where brave bettor Geoff Clark be offerin' his wagers. 'Tis the clash betwixt San Francisco 49ers 'n Detroit Lions, arrr!
January 26, 2024, 3:30 am
Avast, ye scallywags! Word on the seven seas be that Jim Harbaugh, a seasoned buccaneer of the pigskin, be returnin' to the NFL! He be signin' a pact with the Los Angeles Chargers to be their next captain. Shawne Merriman, another fearsome matey, be sharin' his thoughts on the matter. Arr!
January 26, 2024, 3:00 am
Arr, mateys! Jim Harbaugh be takin' the helm o' the Los Angeles Chargers on Wednesday, aimin' to be but the fourth cap'n to seize a national championship an' a Super Bowl. Aye, may the wind be in his sails as he embarks on this treacherous journey!
January 25, 2024, 5:11 pm
Arr, matey! The matey from the Kansas City Chiefs, Isiah Pacheco, be reactin' to folks describin' his runnin' style. Pacheco be claimin' he runs with a fierce fury! Aye, his legs be movin' like a scurvy pirate seekin' treasure!
January 25, 2024, 5:02 pm
Avast ye! Jim Palmer, a fine matey from the Baltimore Orioles' Hall of Fame, be gabbin' 'bout how he acquired his spankin' new passport in less than a fortnight. The lad took aim at them confounded borders, reckonin' they be a tad too sluggish for his likin'!
January 25, 2024, 4:36 pm
Arr, mateys! Young Thibodeaux of the New York Giants be reckonin' that our mighty Saquon Barkley deserved a hearty contract extension afore Daniel Jones! Aye, the lad be speakin' sense, arr, aye!
January 25, 2024, 4:02 pm
Avast, me hearties! Word be reachin' me ears that the Atlanta Falcons be settlin' on a new skipper for their ship. 'Tis said that Los Angeles Rams' defender of the realm, Raheem Morris, be the chosen one. Though they be chattin' wi' ol' Bill Belichick twice, they be goin' a different course! Arrr!
January 25, 2024, 11:38 am
Arrr, word be spreadin' that the Carolina Panthers be aimin' to hire Dave Canales o' the Tampa Bay Buccaneers as their next cap'n. Aye, the seas be shiftin' me hearties!
January 25, 2024, 11:10 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The scallywag Luis Rubiales, former Spanish soccer boss, be facin' a trial for his misdeed o' plantin' an unwelcome smooch on fair Jenni Hermoso's lips at the end o' the Women's World Cup. Aye, justice be served!
January 25, 2024, 9:12 am
Avast ye hearties! Me heart be filled with a mighty dose of surprise as I tell ye this tale. The lass known as Ali Krieger, a star among ye U.S. women's soccer crew, did spill her guts regarding her partin' of ways from her former matey Ashlyn Harris, aye, just last year.
January 25, 2024, 8:41 am
Arr, me matey, Kylie Kelce, the fair maiden of the Philadelphia Eagles' center, did retort in grand fashion when confronted with her spouse's account o' his shirtless revelries on yonder Sunday eve. Aye, 'twas an epic retort indeed!
January 25, 2024, 5:39 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Detroit Lions be back in the NFC Championship game, a sight not seen since the year o' 1992. Let's cast our spyglass upon the days long gone, when the world were a different place, me scallywags!
January 25, 2024, 5:31 am
Avast ye scurvy scallywags! Arr, the San Francisco 49ers may be without the mighty Deebo Samuel on the morrow, facin' the Detroit Lions. Yet fear not, for the wise Cynthia Frelund from the NFL Network doth reckon it won't be too much of a blow to our brave crew.
January 25, 2024, 5:21 am
Arr, matey! Word be spreadin' that Nick Saban, that seasoned captain of the college football seas, sailed fer over 50 long years. But alas, 'twas the sudden rise o' NIL treasures that be makin' him hoist his anchor 'n head fer retirement, as told by the legendary coach-turned-senator, Tommy Tuberville. Yo ho ho!
January 25, 2024, 4:49 am
Arr, me hearties! The scurvy dog, Jayson Tatum, be singin' sweet praises to the landlubbers o' Boston. Aye, them fans be facin' storms o' criticism in recent moons, but the lad be salutin' their unwavering support. Yo ho ho, a true matey indeed!
January 24, 2024, 3:47 pm
Arr, word be sailin' that them Portland Trail Blazers be raisin' a protest, aye, like a scurvy pirate's wail, to question the outcome o' Tuesday night's clash with them Oklahoma City Thunder. S'pose they be wantin' justice, aye?
January 24, 2024, 3:37 pm
Arrr! The SEC be now bein' strict as a captain on students 'n fans who dare tread upon the sacred basketball court after a fierce match. South Carolina's program be facin' a mighty fine punishment, savvy?
January 24, 2024, 3:31 pm
Arrr! Me matey Nick Kyrgios be lackin' the swashbucklin' in Grand Slam since the 2022 U.S. Open! He be spoutin' that it may be his final bout, for he be ponderin' hangin' up his racquet. Shiver me timbers!
January 24, 2024, 3:26 pm
Arr, Haley Cavinder be tellin' a tale of vile messages assailin' her beauty, as word spread of her dalliance with the matey Jake Ferguson, a tight end on the Cowboys ship. Arr, such scurvy knaves be slingin' their venomous words upon the fair maiden!
January 24, 2024, 11:41 am
Arrr, word 'as it, me hearties! 'Tis bein' told that a goodly number o' me fellow shipmates from Hockey Canada's World Juniors crew o' 2018 'ave been summoned by the law dogs in Ontario due to some unsavory accusations o' sexual assault from that year!
January 24, 2024, 11:14 am
Avast! The scurvy dog, Travis Kelce of the Kansas City Chiefs, hath bemoaned the vile jibes hurled by them rapscallions of Buffalo Bills at his kin and him, whilst treading the cursed ground of Highmark Stadium. Arrr, the landlubbers be needin' a lesson in manners, methinks!
January 24, 2024, 10:34 am
Arr, matey! Dwayne Johnson, the mighty buccaneer, didst regale Fox News Channel's Will Cain 'bout his venture aboard the TKO ship and the plunderin' of the moniker "The Rock." Aye, a name fit for a swashbucklin' legend!
January 24, 2024, 9:16 am
Arr, Mikal Bridges, a fearsome matey of the Brooklyn Nets, be mighty vexed with them landlubberly chants in favor of the scurvy New York Knicks! Me heart be laughin' at the sight of him sufferin' from such tomfoolery on Tuesday night at the Barclays Center!
January 24, 2024, 5:48 am
Arr, me hearties! Billy Wagner, a swashbucklin' buccaneer of the mound, a true treasure among pitchers, be denied entry to the Baseball Hall of Fame, bein' a mere handful o' votes shy. Aye, a sad tale indeed!
January 24, 2024, 5:45 am
Arr, matey! This here Jayson Tatum of the Boston Celtics, a star indeed, be tellin' ye why this crew be the most talented he's seen! Aye, we be holdin' the top spot in the Eastern Conference, we be dominatin' the seas of basketball!
January 24, 2024, 5:40 am
Arrr, me hearties! Be it known that Patrick Mahomes, the mighty ship captain of Kansas City Chiefs, hath steered his crew to a sixth straight AFC championship game! Let's set our eyes on his finest plunderings from the past five voyages, yarrr!
January 24, 2024, 5:39 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs o' PETA be raisin' a ruckus once more! They be cryin' foul to the University o' Georgia, demandin' an end to usin' live bulldogs as mascots. Me heart be sinkin' 'pon hearin' the sad news o' Uga X, their most victorious mascot.
January 23, 2024, 5:22 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Adrian Beltre, Joe Mauer, and Todd Helton be now official members o' the esteemed National Baseball Hall of Fame as o' Tuesday's eve. Arrr, a jolly fine crew they be, worthy o' admiration and celebratin'!
January 23, 2024, 4:47 pm
Arr, me hearties! The fearsome captain o' the Kansas City Chiefs, Patrick Mahomes, didst address his crew in the locker room, aye, after they've plundered yet another victory in the AFC divisional round o'er the hapless Buffalo Bills.
January 23, 2024, 4:04 pm
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! Methinks the placekicker, Tyler Bass, be vanished from the realm of social media after garnering death threats. Aye, 'twas all 'cause o' his mighty field goal in the divisional round game of the Buffalo Buccaneers. Arrr, such be the perils of bein' a swashbucklin' sportsman!
January 23, 2024, 3:54 pm
Arrr! Word be spreadin' that the Las Vegas Raiders be plannin' to strike a deal with the scallywag Tom Telesco, the former Los Angeles Chargers GM, to take up the same role in their crew. Aye, it be quite the tale mateys!
January 23, 2024, 11:53 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Word be out that Cap'n Bill Belichick, a former commander of the New England Patriots, may not be settin' his sights on leadin' the Atlanta Falcons. Arr, tis a new report makin' such claims.
January 23, 2024, 10:27 am
Arr! Green Bay Packers' Tucker Kraft, that sturdy tight end, he be a fine matey indeed! He be havin' the wind in his sails, supportin' the likes of Houston Texans' C.J. Stroud. Aye, the lad's faith hath caused a ruckus among the scallywags!
January 23, 2024, 9:50 am
Avast ye scallywags! Cap'n Chris Finch be cursin' his crew's lackin' efforts, even though our matey Karl-Anthony Towns be droppin' a whoppin' 62 points! Blimey! The Timberwolves be needin' some serious swashbucklin' to claim victory, arrr!
January 23, 2024, 8:16 am
Olivia Dunne, me heartie, she did make a reply to a jolly TikTok tale, ponderin' if her shipmates at LSU truly fancy her or be they jest pretendin'.
January 22, 2024, 5:49 pm
Arr, ye scallywags! The Carolina Panthers be keepin' it in their own ship! They be makin' Dan Morgan, a fine first-round pick from 2001 who's been sailin' as their assistant GM since 2021, the next cap'n of their crew! Ahoy, fair winds and a hearty promotion to ye, matey!
January 22, 2024, 3:22 pm
Avast ye! In the tumultuous battle known as the NFC Divisional Game, Detroit Lions' seasoned scallywag, Frank Ragnow, be left battered and bruised by the fearsome Buccaneers of Tampa Bay. Yet, with heart and grit, he fought on, defying the odds despite grievous injuries!
January 22, 2024, 3:20 pm
Arrr, me mateys! 'Twas Jason Kelce, the sibling o' Travis Kelce, who made quite the stir in th' NFL realm with his grand revelry. But alas, his moment o' triumph be short-lived, as fate swatted him back down.
January 22, 2024, 2:23 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The gallant Ryne Sandberg, a mighty Chicago Cubs legend, be proclaimin' that he's been cursed with the devilish metastatic prostate cancer! He beseeches ye all to pray for 'im as he sets sail into the treacherous battle ahead. May the winds favor 'is favor, mateys!
January 22, 2024, 10:55 am
Arr, gallant Shaquille O'Neal, he be claimin' just now that he be done with bein' hailed a "celebrity", likenin' all them scallywags in that rank as "a--holes".
January 22, 2024, 9:33 am
Arrr, the heart o' Josh Allen be shattered as the Buffalo Bills be marooned from the playoffs by the scurvy Kansas City Chiefs on the black night o' Sunday!
January 22, 2024, 8:43 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The Cap'n o' a lass' golf tour be sayin' they'll be askin' their shipmates 'bout transgender inclusion policies. They be wantin' a trans golfer to test their testosterone levels. Methinks there be some rumblin' from the crew!
January 22, 2024, 7:58 am
Arrr, Patrick Mahomes be in quite a pickle, matey! The swashbucklin' Kansas City Chiefs star had to dodge hailin' snowballs from Buffalo Bills scallywags, whilst makin' his way off the field at Highmark Stadium. Avast ye, snowy savages!
January 21, 2024, 8:48 pm
Arr, me hearties! In a blunder of grand proportions, the scallywag Tyler Bass, kicker for the Buffalo Bills, did miss his shot! A 44-yard field goal it be, wide right it went, leavin' the Kansas City Chiefs to sail on to victory, instead of a mere tie! Avast!
January 21, 2024, 8:38 pm
Arrr, the scallywag Tulane Green Wave hath won a mighty upset in the arena of men's college basketball, belaying the fierce Memphis Tigers. Fans, overcome with mirth and rum, didst storm the court, wherein a ne'er-do-well, sans shirt, didst rudely shove a Tiger's player.
January 21, 2024, 7:29 pm
Avast, me hearties! Travis Kelce, a swashbucklin' matey, did land a grand touchdown on Sunday 'gainst the scurvy Buffalo Bills. To show his affections, he didst blow a kiss and touch his chest, where Taylor Swift and his kin be sittin' in the stands. Arr!
January 21, 2024, 7:22 pm
Yarr! Wench Tara VanDerveer, skipper of Stanford Cardinal ladies' roundball, be claimin' her 1,203rd victory on the Sabbath, outshinin' that Mike Krzyzewski scallywag. Aye, she be sailin' triumphant in the vast sea of b-ball supremacy!
January 21, 2024, 5:19 pm
Arrr! Thar be great news, mateys! The Detroit Lions be setting sail fer the NFC Championship Game, havin' defeated the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in a heart-poundin' skirmish at home on Sunday, 31-23. Shiver me timbers, what a victory!
January 21, 2024, 4:34 pm
Arr, me hearties! Avast ye! The future be uncertain fer San Francisco's own Deebo Samuel, that swashbucklin' receiver o' the 49ers. His left shoulder be injured, leavin' his presence in the NFC Championship Game hangin' in the breeze. Yo ho ho, what a tale o' woe!
January 21, 2024, 4:03 pm
Arr! The kin of Dallas Cowboys' great Dak Prescott, his brother, did protest the poor conduct o' the scallywags who dare call themselves fans! Nay, 'tis a vexing sight indeed, to witness such ill treatment befall me matey on a weekly voyage!
January 21, 2024, 3:23 pm
Avast ye! 'Twas a fine day on the gridiron when C.J. Gardner-Johnson, a swashbucklin' safety from the Detroit Lions, bein' as mischievous as a scallywag, didst snatch an interception and merrily flipped it back to that Tampa Bay Buccaneers' pirate, Baker Mayfield. Ahoy! The jests be flyin'!
January 21, 2024, 11:27 am
Arr, mateys! The young buccaneer, C.J. Stroud o' the Houston Texans, be spillin' his gory tale 'bout leanin' on his faith to weather the storm after bein' trounced in the playoffs on a fateful Saturday eve. Mayhaps he be findin' his treasure in the seas o' victory soon!
January 21, 2024, 10:03 am
Arr, mateys! 'Twas a sorry tale indeed, as Green Bay Packers' captain Jordan Love be lamentin' the toss he made, only to be snatched by San Francisco's fierce Dre Greenlaw, sinkin' their playoff dreams into Davy Jones' locker!
January 21, 2024, 9:18 am
Arrr, mateys! Ye see, the mighty UFC captain, Dana White, be standin' tall by his mate, Sean Strickland. No one's gonna make 'im walk the plank for some silly remarks 'bout the LGBT crew! Aye, we be sailin' this ship with a sense o' humor, arrr!
January 21, 2024, 8:29 am
Aye, mateys! Avast ye! Word has it that after 24 tides sailin' with the New England Patriots, Bill Belichick be seekin' a new abode. Howie Long be reckonin' he should set his sails for the Washington Commanders, arrr!
January 21, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr! The Kansas City Chiefs and Buffalo Bills be settin' sail fer a fierce clash, aimin' fer a berth in the AFC Championship! But wait, mateys! 'Tis the time fer Rob Gronkowski to share his prophecy! Avast!
January 20, 2024, 10:34 pm
Avast, me hearties! Brock Purdy, he be strugglin' fer a goodly portion o' the night, but in the most crucial o' moments, he be gettin' the job done and led the 49ers' grand comeback o'er them Packers! Yo ho ho!
January 20, 2024, 8:17 pm
Arr, me hearties! 'Twas a righteously emotional battle, as them Baltimore Ravens vanquished those Houston Texans in the playoffs! John Harbaugh, a fine captain, recited a verse from the Good Book in celebration! Arr, victory be theirs!
January 20, 2024, 8:12 pm
Avast ye! Buccaneers stalwart K.J. Britt be met with a fine from the NFL, dubbin' his actions as "unnecessary roughness" fer layin' hands on Jalen Hurts' helmet durin' the "tush push." Arrr, a foul deed indeed!
January 20, 2024, 3:32 pm
Avast ye! The scurvy New York Islanders have given Lane Lambert the heave-ho, makin' way for the great goalie Patrick Roy to lead 'em. Arrr, 'tis a tale of changin' tides in the realm of ice!
January 20, 2024, 3:23 pm
Arr, it be a fine year for J.J. McCarthy, me heartie! He be walkin' the plank o' joy, fer he be betrothed whilst snatchin' the national championship booty, an' settin' his sights on the NFL Draft treasure! Yo ho ho, fortune be smilin' upon him!
January 20, 2024, 2:40 pm
Arr, me hearties! The skirmish betwixt the Nets and Lakers be a tale of two halves. Brooklyn, the poor lads, were left in the depths of despair durin' the first half. But, by the grace of Davy Jones, they fought back from a 12-point abyss and emerged triumphant in the end!
January 20, 2024, 2:18 pm
Avast ye, me hearties! Cole Beasley be not partakin' in the trend o' men adornin' their fingernails like a bunch o' landlubbers. Aye, he be quarrelin' with a matey o' his from days of yore o'er this silly fad, arrr!
January 20, 2024, 10:40 am
Arrr! Dion Dawkins, the sturdy buccaneer of the Buffalo Bills, be filled with great cheer as his crew be set to host a mighty playoff battle 'gainst Patrick Mahomes and the treacherous Kansas City Chiefs. Yo ho ho, may the wind be at their backs!
January 20, 2024, 8:55 am
Arrr! The good ship Atlanta Falcons be arrangin' a second parley with Michigan's cap'n Jim Harbaugh, after havin' a second parley with the fearsome Bill Belichick on Friday. Avast ye, mateys!
January 20, 2024, 8:08 am
Arrr! Word be that the NCAA be diggin' into Jaden Rashada's recruitment, matey! The lad joined the Gators as their quarterback, but they soon set him free from his letter of intent, begad!
January 20, 2024, 8:00 am
Arr, me hearties! The jolly scallywags, the Green Bay Packers, hath set their sails to the winds of victory! Aye, the gods of pigskin hath bestowed upon them might and skill, and methinks they be bound for a grand Super Bowl adventure! So sayeth the wise Howie Long, a legend of the gridiron!
January 20, 2024, 4:00 am
Arr, matey! Me ol' matey, Rob Gronkowski, be spoutin' to Fox News Digital 'bout why them Atlanta Falcons be a fancy choice fer old Bill Belichick's next cap'n position. Shiver me timbers, what a tale that be!
January 20, 2024, 4:00 am
"Avast ye scurvy landlubbers! "Bet" be the battle cry o' Michigan football this season. Yet, aye, even with a championship, our brave players continue to flummox them doubloons who question their mettle. Arrr, the doubters be walkin' the plank!"
January 20, 2024, 4:00 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! The NFL be settin' sail fer the divisional round! The AFC-leading Ravens be battlin' the Texans, while the Bills and Chiefs lock horns in a grand rematch o' the divisional seas! Prepare ye grog, mateys, fer a jolly good match!
January 19, 2024, 7:42 pm
Arrr, mateys! Good news befall Terrence Shannon Jr., for a jolly federal judge hath lifted his suspension from the Illinois basketball crew. Aye, 'twas a charge of rape that got him in a pickle, but now he be free as a parrot on the seven seas!
January 19, 2024, 5:49 pm
Arrr! Avast ye! Hailey Davidson, a swashbucklin' transgender golfer, triumphed in a fair lasses' tourney in Florida this week, raisin' her hopes o' becomin' a worthy matey o' the LPGA crew. Shiver me timbers, a grand victory indeed!
January 19, 2024, 4:53 pm
Arrr, me hearties! A scurvy dog, once a Zamboni driver, be cut from the Detroit Red Wings crew fer takin' a leak in a drain at Little Caesars Arena. But he be claimin' the crew be plotin' to give him the ol' heave-ho, arrr!
January 19, 2024, 3:39 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Word be reachin' the seven seas that the scurvy Las Vegas Raiders be makin' preparations to appoint Antonio Pierce as their cap'n. He held the helm as interim cap'n through the season, and now they be makin' it official! Yo ho ho, a pirate's life for me!
January 19, 2024, 3:29 pm
Arr, word has reached me ears that those Houston Astros scallywags have plundered themselves a fine addition to their already top-notch crew! Aye, they've struck a deal with that mighty five-time All-Star, Josh Hader, to bolster their elite bullpen for a grand five years. Shiver me timbers, they be makin' waves!
January 19, 2024, 11:38 am
Arr! Ye hear the news, me hearties? Bill O'Brien be settin' sail for college football once again! He be joinin' Ohio State, aye, as their new master o' offense, guidin' 'em under the command of Captain Ryan Day!
January 19, 2024, 11:28 am
Arr! The noble scallywags of the Buffalo Bills be seekin' hearty souls to lend a hand in sweepin' away the treacherous snow from Highmark Stadium ere the grand battle with the Kansas City Chiefs on Sunday night. Bring yer shovels and join the jolly crew, ye landlubbers!
January 19, 2024, 10:00 am
Avast ye, me hearties! Julian Sayin, the grandest captain of the pigskin in ESPN's 2024 class, be settin' his sights on enterin' the portal o' transfer, forsooth! Aye, 'tis all 'cause the great Nick Saban be takin' his leave. Arrr, what a jolly tale o' the gridiron!
January 19, 2024, 9:07 am
Shiver me timbers! Shedeur and Shilo Sanders be sailin' to Paris, struttin' their stuff as fine models for Louis Vuitton's men's fashion show. Ahoy! These scallywags be fresh from their debut season at Colorado.
January 19, 2024, 5:51 am
Arrr, 'twas once inconceivable that Las Vegas could e'er be a proper home fer professional sports, let alone the grand Super Bowl! Yet, mark me words, Howie Long be reckonin' that the mighty game shall grace our shores once more, and not just this year, me hearties!
January 19, 2024, 5:00 am
Avast, ye scallywags! On the Sabbath, the Buffalo Bills and the Kansas City Chiefs shall clash once more in the NFL playoffs. 'Tis their third encounter in four years, and the victor shall sail forth to the grand AFC Championship Game!
January 19, 2024, 4:30 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Old mate Donovan McNabb, that former NFL QB, be claimin' that the X account for NBC's "Sunday Night Football" bein' a bunch of landlubbers fer editin' young C.J. Stroud's mention of Jesus. He called their actions "lame" and "disrespectful." Arr, what a fine piece of swashbucklin' banter!
January 19, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr! Word be spreadin' that Cap'n Jim Harbaugh o' the Michigan crew be seekin' two fine head coachin' gigs. Aye, and he be boastin' a hearty recommendation from the swift runnin' Blake Corum. Avast! Tis a tale worth tellin' on the high seas!
January 18, 2024, 5:58 pm
Arrr! The matey Dejan Milojević, a fine assistant coach of the Golden State Warriors, earned great praise fer his tutelage of NBA centers. Alas, the poor soul met his final fate this week, succumbing to a treacherous heart attack. May his spirit sail on the eternal seas!
January 18, 2024, 5:39 pm
Avast, me hearties! Though the likes of Bill Belichick and other fine captains be available, the Dallas Cowboys be standin' true to their matey, Mike McCarthy! And Hoist the Jolly Roger! Hall of Famer Howie Long knows the reasons why, by Blackbeard's beard!
January 18, 2024, 5:08 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Cam McCormick be plannin' to employ his ninth year o' eligibility to partake in college football at the University of Miami in the comin' season, e'er since his petition be accepted by the ACC. That scallywag be a true legend o' longevity!
January 18, 2024, 4:12 pm
Arr, me hearties! The Alabama Director of Athletics, Greg Byrne, hath spilled the beans that the legendary seven-time national champion, Nick Saban, be lendin' his wisdom as an adviser to the program, havin' retired just last week. Yo ho ho, what a grand addition to the crew!
January 18, 2024, 11:56 am
Arrr, me hearties! Stetson Bennett's NFL voyage be stuck betwixt twixt, as Cap'n Sean McVay o' tha Los Angeles Rams be keepin' his words vague 'bout whether he'll be returnin' fer the 2024 sailin' season. Aye, the sea be a treacherous mistress, me mateys!
January 18, 2024, 11:52 am
Avast ye scallywags! Word be spreadin' that the NBA, in all its wisdom, decided to delay the clash betwixt Golden State and Dallas on Friday eve. A sad event it be, as the grim reaper claimed Warriors' matey, Coach Dejan Milojević.
January 18, 2024, 11:19 am
Arrr! 'Tis a sight to behold! The Los Angeles Rams' brave quarterback, Matthew Stafford, be enraged by the dastardly hit delivered by the Detroit Lions' scurvy safety, Kerby Joseph, upon Tyler Higbee! He bellowed his discontent, makin' sure Joseph heard it, all while the mic be watchin'! Aye, a tale o' high seas drama!
January 18, 2024, 10:26 am
Arr, me hearties! The scurvy New England Patriots be unveilin' Jerod Mayo as their next cap'n o' the crew on Wednesday. Mayo, a fine buccaneer, be chattin' with the press about his grand promotion.
January 18, 2024, 5:39 am
Arrr, the scurvy Washington Commanders may have cast old Ron Rivera from his post as head coach, but fear not, me hearties! He be not hangin' up his hat just yet! He claims to have exchanged words with various "folk" and "crews" 'bout some new plunderin' prospects.
January 18, 2024, 5:33 am
Arrr, Deandre Ayton hath missed the match against the Portland Trail Blazers on Wednesday eve, for he couldn't set sail from his own abode due to the treacherous frozen pathways. Aye, the icy roads be a formidable foe even for a mighty buccaneer!
January 18, 2024, 4:15 am
Avast, me hearties! Carolina Panthers' marauding receiver, Adam Thielen, be singin' praises fer young Bryce Young, who be battlin' through the treacherous 2023 season. In a parley with Fox News Digital, Thielen be spyin' signs o' improvement in this young buccaneer's future. Arrr!
January 18, 2024, 3:45 am
Arr, mateys! The scurvy dog Tommy DeVito, a buccaneer of the New York Giants, be chattin' wit' Fox News Digital, spillin' the beans about his sudden climb to notoriety durin' the 2023 season, and revealin' the tricks that be keepin' him afloat in this treacherous sea!
January 17, 2024, 4:50 pm
Arrr, me hearties! California's Gov. Gavin Newsom be shoutin' from his ship that he'll be vetoing a bill to ban wee lads from playin' tackle football till they be twelve. But fear not, me mateys, for he be claimin' he'll be workin' with them lawmakers to keep it safe! Ahoy!
January 17, 2024, 4:43 pm
Arrr! The lassies of TCU be walkin' the plank, as they be havin' a shortage o' crew in their basketball ship! No matchin' in the conference, they surrender fair and square, aye, 'tis a sad tale indeed!
January 17, 2024, 4:33 pm
Arr, me hearties! Word be spreadin' that the swashbucklin' Travis Kelce, a star of the Kansas City Chiefs, be in the runnin' fer Athlete o' the Year at the esteemed People's Choice Awards. But, by Davy Jones' locker, he be sayin' he ain't worthy o' such an honor!
January 17, 2024, 4:11 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Get yer weekly reckonin' of all the goings-on in the realm o' sport.
January 17, 2024, 11:33 am
Arrr, aye! The Golden State Warriors be reportin' that their assistant coach Dejan Milojević be facin' a perilous "medical emergency at a private team feast." Arr, now their scuffle with the Jazz be delayed!
January 17, 2024, 11:24 am
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis a mighty storm brewin' for NBC this day! They be facin' the wrath o' the masses, as C.J. Stroud's mention o' the Holy Savior bein' snipped from a post on X after his grand playoff triumph. Aye, the rumblin' seas o' controversy be upon 'em!
January 17, 2024, 11:15 am
Arrr! Blake Ferguson, the long snapper of the Miami Dolphins, be settin' his sights on that sports pundit Jemele Hill! She be makin' comments 'bout Dan Campbell o' the Detroit Lions as they be winnin' a playoff game! Walk the plank, says I!
January 17, 2024, 9:08 am
Arr, ye scurvy dog! The captain of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Todd Bowles, was fair confounded when asked 'bout them elements in their upcoming playoff clash with them Detroit Lions. Aye, the Bucs shall battle in a blasted dome, devoid of wind and rain. A curious query indeed!
January 17, 2024, 5:50 am
Arr! Jason Avant, the former matey of NFL, be chattin' with Fox News Digital 'bout them Kansas City Chiefs' playoff fortunes and whether they be havin' a shot at the Super Bowl, aye!
January 17, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr, me hearties! The gallant Saquon Barkley, a swashbucklin' star of the New York Giants, hath spilled the beans on his fondest memory whilst sailin' with the crew. He be settin' his sights on free agency, ready to chart a new course on his piratical journey.
January 17, 2024, 5:36 am
Arrr, me hearties! Them Buffalo Bills be facin' a mighty challenge, for a fearsome snow befallin' 'pon 'em! A cruel warning of snow from th' lake till Thursday eve, just afore their clash with th' Kansas City Chiefs! Aye, 'tis a test o' courage, me mateys!
January 17, 2024, 5:27 am
Arr, me hearties! Whilst them scurvy Philadelphia Eagles fans be demandin' the ousting of Cap'n Nick Sirianni, ol' Donovan McNabb reckons that scurvy dog Howie Roseman be in deeper waters, feelin' the heat.
January 16, 2024, 5:21 pm
Arr, ESPN be tellin' that Troy Aikman, the analyst, be havin' some harsh words 'bout the Eagles' defense, ye scurvy dogs! This be happenin' when Tampa Bay Buccaneers' Trey Palmer be scorin' a touchdown in the third quarter.
January 16, 2024, 4:30 pm
Arr, after the fierce clash betwixt Aaron Rodgers and Jimmy Kimmel on the ship of Pat McAfee, the media mate proclaimed he be "canceled by both scallywags."
January 16, 2024, 4:08 pm
Arr, me hearties! Jolly ol' Bill Belichick be givin' an interview for the head coachin' job of them Atlanta Falcons. Word be spreadin' that this be a crew that matches his likin'! Arr!
January 16, 2024, 3:57 pm
Yarrr, 'twas on a Monday when Jason Kelce set sail for his final voyage with the Eagles' "tush push." Though the play be prosperous, Kelce be glad to cast it astern, settin' his sights on new horizons, arrr!
January 16, 2024, 11:32 am
Avast, ye scallywags! 'Tis a sad tale indeed! Word be spreadin' that the notorious New Orleans Saints linebacker, Ronald Powell, hath met Davy Jones' locker at a tender age o' 32! Aye, he be a fearsome force in his days, a standout linebacker for them Florida Gators, he was!
January 16, 2024, 10:30 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Colby Cohen, a swashbucklin' matey from the Colorado Avalanche of yore, be havin' a bone to pick with them pro-Palestine scallywags! They be marchin' past a cancer hospital in the grand city of New York. Arrr, not a fine moment, says he!
January 16, 2024, 9:01 am
Arrr, word be sailin' through the waves that Jason Kelce, the mighty center o' the Philadelphia Eagles, be hangin' up his boots. Aye, this scallywag be claimin' a Super Bowl win wit' the team back in 2017. Aye, fair winds and smooth seas in his future ventures!
January 16, 2024, 8:41 am
Methinks Gracie Hunt, lass o' Kansas City Chiefs owner Clark Hunt, be expressin' gratitude to all ye hearty souls who braved the cold to back the crew! Aye, 'twas a win worth celebratin'!
January 16, 2024, 5:50 am
Former matey NFL wide receiver Jason Avant be a right smart landlubber, he be! He be spottin' the troubles the scurvy Dallas Cowboys be facin' after their playoff defeat at the hands of the scallywag Green Bay Packers. Aye, they be needin' to mend their ways in the offseason, or else they be walkin' the plank!
January 16, 2024, 5:50 am
"Avast ye! 'Twas a grand Super Wild Card Weekend indeed! C.J. Stroud, that fine lad, didst make history for the Houston Texans, whilst the representatives from the NFC East met their sorry fate and tumbled out of the competition. Arrr, a tale worth a hearty chuckle!"
January 16, 2024, 5:15 am
Avast ye scallywags! The mighty Dallas Cowboys, reckonin' themselves as the darlin's of the Seven Seas, were left with a shipwrecked heart after sufferin' a ghastly loss to them Green Bay Packers! Blimey! Them bettin' fools be walkin' the plank!
January 16, 2024, 4:30 am
Arrr! Avast ye! The Detroit Lions be walkin' the plank with a win, while them Miami Dolphins be sinkin' to Davy Jones' locker with a loss. Aye, this be meanin' a new scallywag team be holdin' the cursed title o' havin' the longest playoff win drought in the NFL!
January 15, 2024, 4:40 pm
Avast ye mateys! Caleb Williams, a fine lad, he be! Aye, mark me words, this potential No. 1 pick in the 2024 NFL Draft be settin' sail from the USC Trojans and aimin' to join the league! Arrr, the sea o' football awaits!
January 15, 2024, 4:05 pm
Arrr, the scurvy Buffalo Bills be thankin' their trusty snow swabbers for their tireless toil, clearin' the treacherous snow from their ship's path, so they can face those blimey Pittsburgh Steelers in the Wild Card Round on Monday afternoon. Huzzah!
January 15, 2024, 1:11 pm
Arr, me mateys! ESPN scallywag Stephen A. Smith had a chinwag with Fox News Channel's Will Cain 'bout them Dallas Cowboys and their next voyage. Smith reckons we should set our sights on none other than Bill Belichick, the scurvy dog!
January 15, 2024, 11:55 am
Arrr! Methinks Detroit Lions' scurvy dog, C.J. Gardner-Johnson, be defendin' his matey, Kerby Joseph, after he gave Los Angeles Rams' tight end, Tyler Higbee, a low blow. Avast, a true tale of gridiron antics!
January 15, 2024, 11:53 am
Arr, the Los Angeles Chargers be seekin' an audience with the great Michigan head coach Jim Harbaugh to parley 'bout fillin' their captain's chair. Aye, the winds o' change be blowin' in Charger waters!
January 15, 2024, 10:31 am
Arrr, me hearties, word be spreadin' like wildfire 'bout Kristin Juszczyk! Her fancy fashion be makin' waves durin' the NFL playoff games. Her profile be burstin' like a cannonball, leavin' all in awe. Shiver me timbers, she be a true legend o' style!
January 15, 2024, 9:56 am
Arrr! Jerry Jones, the captain of the Dallas Cowboys ship, be fuming with anger after those scallywags played like landlubbers against the Green Bay Packers in the NFC wild-card playoff round on the Sabbath. Blimey!
January 14, 2024, 10:12 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Detroit Lions be showin' their mettle by breakin' a 32-year drought! They sent the Los Angeles Rams to Davy Jones' locker with a score of 24 to 23 in the NFC wild-card playoffs. A victory worth celebratin', ye scallywags!
January 14, 2024, 8:47 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! The Washington Huskies be havin' named Jedd Fisch as their next cap'n o' the football crew, since Kalen DeBoer sailed off to Alabama to take the place o' Nick Saban a few days hence!
January 14, 2024, 8:25 pm
Verily, bein' a jolly Buccaneers' crewmate, ol' Rich Bisaccia, be the coach of the Green Bay Packers' special teams. The scallywag be truly thrilled, as the lads conquered them Dallas Cowboys in their playoff brawl under the moonlit sky last Sunday. Arr!
January 14, 2024, 7:39 pm
Arr, the scallywag Dallas Cowboys be havin' a dreadful night on Sunday as they met their doom at the hands o' the Green Bay Packers, 48-32, in a fashion so dominatin' it be scarin' the barnacles off me ship!
January 14, 2024, 5:18 pm
Arr, me hearties! Word be spreadin' that Bill Belichick, that ol' scallywag, be lookin' to join a different crew afore the start o' the 2024 season. Aye, his days with the New England Patriots be at an end, after 24 seasons sailin' those choppy NFL seas!
January 14, 2024, 5:05 pm
Arr, ye scurvy bilge rats! The young landlubber known as C.J. Stroud be makin' waves in the land o' Houston Texans! His maiden playoff victory be a tale fer the ages, markin' him as the youngest scallywag to achieve such a feat! Ahoy, a legend be born!
January 14, 2024, 4:48 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Fear not, for the goodly Gov'nor Kathy Hochul hath sworn upon her honor that the clash betwixt the Buffalo Buccaneers and the Pittsburgh Sea Rovers shall transpire on the morrow, yonder Monday! Let the merriment commence!
January 14, 2024, 4:04 pm
Arr, the scallywag Pavel Kotov, the Russian tennis star, be walkin' on thin ice, matey! His fiery temper be almost sendin' a poor ball girl to Davy Jones' locker at the Australian Open, but by the powers, he still managed to win his match!
January 14, 2024, 11:26 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Yonder Miami Dolphins be cursed, for they still haven't seized a playoff victory since the turn of the century! Aye, Mike McDaniel's crew be defeated by the dreaded Kansas City Chiefs on a dark Saturday eve. Arrr, their luck be as rotten as a bilge rat!
January 14, 2024, 10:59 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The legendary rap scallywag Eminem be makin' a right jolly video, beggin' the Los Angeles Rams' swashbucklin' quarterback Matthew Stafford to show some mercy to his pitiful Detroit Lions afore their playoff clash. 'Tis a jest, but the lad be deadly serious!
January 14, 2024, 10:11 am
Arr, me hearties! The mighty Brett Favre, avast! He reckons that should the Kansas City Chiefs meet misfortune in the playoffs, 'tis that fair maiden Taylor Swift ye ought to lay the blame upon! Blimey, me thinks 'tis a laugh for the ages!
January 14, 2024, 9:37 am
Arr, the San Francisco 49ers' swashbucklin' wide receiver, Willie Snead IV, be castin' shadows upon the Miami Dolphins' scurvy quarterback, Tua Tagovailoa. He be callin' him a "landlubber" as his crew suffered defeat at the hands of the Kansas City Chiefs.
January 14, 2024, 5:08 am
Arr, the Kansas City Chiefs' swashbucklin' quarterback Patrick Mahomes be in dire need of a shiny new helmet, mateys! 'Twas a fierce clash in the third quarter when his trusty headgear split asunder, after a daring sprint towards the sacred goal line on the day o' rest, Saturday! Argh!
January 13, 2024, 10:21 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Kansas City Chiefs didst brave the bitter cold and didst vanquish the Miami Dolphins in the AFC wild-card playoff game on Saturday night, with a score of 26-7. Methinks they be tougher than a barnacle-covered sea beast!
January 13, 2024, 9:09 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! Kansas City's star, Patrick Mahomes, and the venerable Andy Reid be mighty vexed, for those scallywag officials didn't spy a pebble on a Miami Dolphins defender's path! 'Twas a true blunder, right in the second quarter!
January 13, 2024, 8:47 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Cam Ward be changin' his mind and abandonin' his fancy plans to set sail fer the NFL Draft. Instead, he be joinin' the crew of Miami in 2024, havin' left Washington State behind. Aye, the winds be changin'!
January 13, 2024, 5:39 pm
Arr! The Houston Texans, bold as buccaneers, plundered the Cleveland Browns' hopes with a Brevin Jordan touchdown, settlin' the score early in the second quarter o' their playoff skirmish! Ahoy, victory be in sight!
January 13, 2024, 4:50 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The NHL be speakin' up after the IIHF be thinkin' 'bout banishin' the Israeli ice warriors from their tourneys due to them security concerns. Aye, the seas be rough fer the puck-chasin' pirates!
January 13, 2024, 4:27 pm
Avast, me hearties! The great Pedro Martinez be ponderin' on what course the Montreal Expos mighta sailed if that scurvy dog Tom Brady had turned his sights to the grand game o' baseball, instead o' gallivantin' on the pigskin! Shiver me timbers!
January 13, 2024, 4:11 pm
"Avast ye, me hearties! Young Shedeur Sanders, the valiant Colorado Buffaloes quarterback, didst take to X, aforetime known as Twitter, on the eve o' Friday to clarify why he be not settin' his sights on the 2024 NFL Draft, lest ye be wonderin'."
January 13, 2024, 11:34 am
Arr, me hearties! Avast ye! The clash betwixt the Buffalo Bills and the Pittsburgh Steelers in the NFL Wild Card Game be delayed to Monday. A fearsome winter storm be approachin', set to wreak havoc in Buffalo. Fair winds be with ye, mates!
January 13, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr! Miami Dolphins' gallant wide receiver, Tyreek Hill, hath declared to the press on this fine Thursday that he shall not be donning sleeves in the battle against the Kansas City Chiefs, even amidst the icy clutches of winter!
January 13, 2024, 9:13 am
Avast ye scallywags! The landlubber fans o' the Chicago Bulls were pillaged on Friday night for their foul boos directed at the late Jerry Krause durin' a jolly halftime Ring o' Honor ceremony wit' his fair widow by his side. Aye, a sad matey indeed!
January 13, 2024, 8:00 am
Arr, me hearties! The fearless swashbucklers Ja'Marr Chase and Tee Higgins, scurvy dogs of the Bengals, did parley with Fox News Digital 'bout the wild ride that be the 2023 "roller coaster" season. The grand ol' city of Cincinnati be facin' some mighty decisions 'fore the offseason storms do blow. Yo ho ho!
January 13, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye, the NFL playoffs be upon us! Aye, in the next three days, we be witnessin' six wild-card bouts betwixt the conferences. The Ravens and 49ers, savvy, be restin' easy with their first-round byes. Yo ho ho, tis a jolly good time for football!
January 12, 2024, 10:31 pm
Avast ye! This very weekend's AFC wild card games be set to sail upon icy seas, as the Buffalo Buccaneers be playin' host to the treacherous Pittsburgh Privateers amidst a tempestuous winter storm warnin'. Aaarrr, brace yerselves, me hearties!
January 12, 2024, 7:35 pm
Avast ye hearties! Jemele Hill be blabberin' 'bout the "dishonesty o' clingin' to sport," claimin' there be "varyin' rules fer each scallywag." Methinks she be raisin' a mighty fine point, arrr!
January 12, 2024, 7:09 pm
Arrr, should Jim Harbaugh yearn to sail back to the NFL post plundering the national championship, he be havin' a sturdy recommendation from Colin Kaepernick, his former swashbucklin' signal caller.
January 12, 2024, 4:38 pm
Arrr! The Miami Dolphins' skipper, Mike McDaniel, be showerin' praise upon the three legendary scallywags, Nick Saban, Bill Belichick, and Pete Carroll! He be sayin' he be sheddin' tears o' sorrow for the endin' of their mighty eras, aye!
January 12, 2024, 4:08 pm
In the midst of a tempestuous tussle betwixt erstwhile crewmates, Cap'n Michael Jordan and Scurvy Scottie Pippen be nowhere to sight at the Bulls' Ring of Honor revelries! And, to our amusement, the rogue Dennis Rodman be a scurvy dog of the same ilk! Arrr, the sea be a treacherous mistress indeed!
January 12, 2024, 3:44 pm
Arr, me hearties! Yonder Nick Saban's lass, Kristen Setas, penned a missive on Instagram, sayin' her father's partin' as Alabama's football captain be a "bittersweet moment." Methinks the salty sea o' emotions be churnin' in 'is heart, aye!
January 12, 2024, 2:54 pm
Avast ye, mateys! Word be sailin' 'round that Ryan Rollins, who hath been set free by the Washington Wizards, be facin' a mighty accusation o' pilferin' booty from a Target store in Virginia! Arrr, what a scurvy rascal!
January 12, 2024, 11:31 am
Arrr! Avast ye! The Texas Longhorns be nearin' a deal to keep their cap'n, Steve Sarkisian, in Austin, whilst Alabama be scurryin' about, searchin' for a new leader o' their crew!
January 12, 2024, 10:53 am
Arr, me hearties! 'Tis a tale of the Kansas City Chiefs facin' the Miami Dolphins on a frosty Saturday night, mark me words! They be battlin' in a bone-chillin' NFL playoff game, colder than any game ever witnessed by these ol' eyes!
January 12, 2024, 10:51 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Oklahoma City Thunder be havin' themselves a grand triumph over the Portland Trail Blazers, scorin' a mighty 139 points, whilst their foe could only muster a mere 77! 'Twas a jolly good game, me mateys, ye can bet yer doubloons on that! A victory worthy of a pirate's cheer, arrr!
January 12, 2024, 10:20 am
Avast ye scallywags! Quarterback Casey Thompson, a seasoned buccaneer of the gridiron, hath pledged his allegiance to the Oklahoma Sooners. This be his seventh year of eligibility, after sailin' fer Texas, Nebraska, 'n FAU. Let the cannonballs of touchdowns be unleashed!
January 12, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! Tis been told that the fearsome captain, Bill Belichick, be leavin' the New England Patriots crew on the morrow. Gossips be abuzz with curiosity on what ventures lie ahead for the old sea dog.
January 12, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, matey! Thar be tales of Minnesota Vikings' scurvy dog, Alexander Mattison, spillin' his secrets 'pon Fox News Digital! He be sharin' what he learned durin' the grand adventure o' the 2023 season, arrr!
January 12, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, me mateys! The mighty seven-time scallywag champion, Nick Saban, hath sailed away from the helm o' Alabama Crimson Tide after 17 seasons. He be leavin' behind six booty-laden championships for the fair land o' Tuscaloosa.
January 12, 2024, 3:00 am
Arr, me mateys! Fox Sports' very own Tim Brando, he be chattin' with Fox News Digital, reckonin' that three illustrious captain's reigns be comin' to a close in a mere day's time! A tale worth sharin' on the seven seas, arrr!
January 11, 2024, 5:28 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a sad day fer me crew, as Cap'n Nick Saban be hangin' up his hat after 17 voyages with the Alabama crew. He be spillin' the beans on why he be leavin' the college football ship.
January 11, 2024, 5:09 pm
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis said that Mike Vrabel's sacking be partly due to his merry rendezvous with them New England Patriots whilst his crew be on their restful bye week. Arrr, Titans' lass Amy Adams Strunk be none too pleased!
January 11, 2024, 4:33 pm
Arr, the famed pirate Michael "Iron Hands" Irvin bein' probed in Allen, Texas, fer some secret scallywag act! The local constabulary be keepin' mum 'bout th' particulars, leavin' mateys to speculate 'bout his misdeeds on th' high seas o' gridiron!
January 11, 2024, 4:19 pm
Avast, me mateys! 'Twas on Thursday's gathering when ol' Robert Kraft, that fine captain of the New England Patriots, be speakin'. He announced that the voyage with our beloved coach, Bill Belichick, had reached a jolly and peaceful conclusion.
January 11, 2024, 11:53 am
Avast, me hearties! 'Tis a jolly tale I share with ye! Dan Lanning, that brave soul of the Oregon Ducks, did declare on Thursday that he ain't abandonin' ship to sail with the Alabama crew. Arrr, the lad was thought to be a worthy contender to fill the shoes of ol' Nick Saban.
January 11, 2024, 10:18 am
Avast, mateys! 'Tis said that Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson be teasin' a grand moment in the realm of WWE, settin' sail to seize his rightful spot atop the crew's list. Arrr, the sea of excitement be a-churnin'!
January 11, 2024, 9:38 am
Avast ye! Sad tidings befall us, mateys! Bud Harrelson, a fine swashbuckler of the New York Mets, hath departed to Davy Jones' locker, may he rest in peace. Aye, the scurvy dog fought a fierce battle against the dread disease of Alzheimer's. Fair winds and following seas, dear Bud.
January 11, 2024, 9:07 am
Arrr, ye landlubbers! Nikki Sapp, the former wench of Miami Heat's cap'n Erik Spoelstra, be givin' no quarter to them scurvy dogs harpin' 'bout her bein' careless in the divorce from the NBA plunderer!
January 11, 2024, 5:55 am
Arr, me hearties! Young Ryan Williams, the swift-footed receiver, hath decided to set sail on a different course. He be untying the knot with Alabama's 2024 recruiting class, forsooth! 'Tis all due to Captain Saban's retirement, be the word on the wind.
January 11, 2024, 3:00 am
Arr, me mateys! Ol' Shawne Merriman, a former NFL star, be speakin' on the surprising news o' Nick Saban's decision to hang up his hat as the captain o' Alabama Crimson Tide's footy crew. Aye, quite the turn o' events, says I!
January 11, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr! The 2023 NFL be the season o' the scallywag quarterbacks! Me matey, the renowned sports agent Leigh Steinberg, be chattin' about the reckonin' it brings fer the times t'come.
January 11, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr! Pittsburgh's own Troy Polamalu, a true legend of the Steelers, did spill the beans to Fox News Digital, sayin' that the crew's unwavering spirit be all thanks to the cap'n, Mike Tomlin! Argh, a merry band o' warriors they be!
January 10, 2024, 4:45 pm
Avast ye! Be it known that ye shall receive thy weekly recap of all the jolly happenings around the vast world o' sports. Me trusty parrot shall deliver it straight to yer doorstep, so ye needn't worry 'bout missin' a thing, matey!
January 10, 2024, 4:44 pm
Avast ye! 'Tis been said that Charles Barkley would've taken to the sword, had he been Jimmy Kimmel, when Aaron Rodgers dared to mention the name of Jeffrey Epstein in connection to him. Arrr, a tempest be brewing, me hearties!
January 10, 2024, 4:17 pm
Avast, me hearties! Word hath it that this here Alabama cap'n, Nick Saban, be hangin' up his cutlass after seven grand national victories, with the Crimson Tide by his side. Aye, 'tis a tale that shall echo through the ages!
January 10, 2024, 4:00 pm
Arrr! The New York Giants be splittin' with ol' Wink Martindale, their trusty defensive coordinator, as whispers o' a quarrel betwixt him and Brian Daboll be spreadin' like wildfire. Aye, drama be brewin' on the high seas of football!
January 10, 2024, 11:49 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! Thar be talk o' Trent Brown, a sturdy matey of the New England Patriots! He be spillin' the beans 'bout his troubles this season, when he could only partake in a measly 11 battles in the year 2023!
January 10, 2024, 11:16 am
Arr, me hearties! Kansas City's ship's helmsman, Patrick Mahomes, be pleadin' with Travis Kelce to partake in Sunday's clash 'gainst the scallywag Chargers so they can reach a grand milestone!
January 10, 2024, 10:21 am
Arr, as the LSU gymnastics crew be settin' sail fer one o' the grandest challenges this season, Olivia Dunne didst respond to a query 'bout her notoriety whilst journeyin' to the land o' Utah. Yo ho ho!
January 10, 2024, 9:34 am
Arr, me hearties! Indiana's mighty high school sports star, Noah Knigga, be settin' sail to put an end to the confusion 'bout his surname's pronunciation. The lad went viral just last week, spreadin' the truth across the seven seas!
January 10, 2024, 5:30 am
Arr! The Michigan Wolverines be triumphin' o'er the Washington Huskies on a fine Monday night in the CFP, claimin' their first national championship since '97, me hearties! Aye, they be sailin' to victory with a mighty roar!
January 10, 2024, 5:29 am
Avast ye mateys! The goodly Michele Tafoya, a sailor of sporty tales, doth claim that Jimmy Kimmel's jargon 'bout Aaron Rodgers be "predictable" and a fine example o' the great divide in America. Methinks 'tis a jest worth sharin'! Arrr!
January 10, 2024, 5:15 am
Arrr! Cap'n Troy Polamalu, of the Pro Football Hall o' Fame, be sharin' a tale wit' Fox News Digital! He be recountin' the moment when that scurvy dog, Cap'n Bill Belichick o' the New England Patriots, did utter words that be leavin' him stunned!
January 10, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr! The Philadelphia Eagles, by Davy Jones's locker, be sailin' into the playoffs, but their sails be tattered, losin' to scurvy dogs they should've crushed! Brian Dawkins says the mateys be justified to fret. Shiver me timbers, we be in troubled waters, me hearties!
January 9, 2024, 5:51 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Not a fortnight gone by since Aaron Rodgers be suggestin' that scallywag Jimmy Kimmel be on that notorious Jeffrey Epstein's list. But fear not, me hearties! Howard Stern be takin' a stand and defendin' that late-night matey. Aye, the seas be turbulent, but the pirates be stickin' together!
January 9, 2024, 5:40 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! Whilst Russell Wilson hath been thwarted from playin' the game, his fate wit' the Denver Broncos remains uncertain, as be the words of Cap'n Sean Payton.
January 9, 2024, 3:49 pm
Arr! Avast ye scurvy dogs! Captain Aaron Rodgers o' the New York Jets be takin' a shot at an ESPN landlubber, amidst the rumblin' betwixt him and the midnight rascal, Jimmy Kimmel.
January 9, 2024, 3:07 pm
Grace Harbaugh, matey! The lass be tellin' all ye hearties 'bout her jolly reaction to the Wolverines snatchin' the national championship! Aye, 'twas a sight to behold on social media, me buckos.
January 9, 2024, 11:40 am
Arrr, me hearties! Word be spreadin' like wildfire that the Tennessee Titans be partin' ways with Cap'n Mike Vrabel! Aye, he be guidin' the crew since 2017, but alas, the seas be changin'. Fare thee well, dear Cap'n!
January 9, 2024, 11:02 am
Former matey Michigan assistant Connor Stalions belched out one clever GIF after his former crew outgunned Washington to seize the national championship on Monday. Yo ho ho, victory be sweet!
January 9, 2024, 10:24 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Stephanie Niles, fair maiden o' Cincinnati Bengals' swashbucklin' quarterback, Jake Browning, be garnerin' near 20,000 mateys on Instagram as she be goin' viral on Sunday. Arrr, the lass be takin' the social seas by storm!
January 9, 2024, 9:59 am
Arr, me hearties! The Indianapolis Colts be sharin' the news that Cap'n Jim Irsay, a 64-year-old buccaneer, be battlin' a dreadful ailment o' the breathin' kind. May the winds blow him swift recovery!
January 9, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr, mateys! The tale be told that Russell Wilson be benched with the Denver Broncos, and now sympathy and support be flowin' like grog in the NFL. Even the great Hall of Famer Brian Dawkins be on board, lendin' his support to our mighty quarterback!
January 9, 2024, 5:30 am
Yarr! Patrick Willis be knowin' that his ship, the San Francisco 49ers, be havin' all the booty to claim victory this year. Yet, he be a seasoned sailor, havin' sailed afore on fine vessels that failed to raise the grand Lombardi Trophy.
January 9, 2024, 4:54 am
Avast ye! The one known as Trevor Bauer, a former swashbuckler of MLB, be sharin' tips wit' ye young scallywags in the sportin' realm. 'Twas he who squabbled wit' his maiden who claimed assault, but now all be settled on the high seas of justice!
January 9, 2024, 4:50 am
Jimmy Kimmel be afeared not the jibes from Aaron Rodgers, the NFL scallywag who dared make a Jeffrey Epstein jest about the jester himself! Kimmel, with the wit of a thousand sailors, didst ye olde retort upon his show!
January 8, 2024, 4:20 pm
Arr, me hearties! Saquon Barkley be aware that he sails into a jolly offseason, one akin to the past, for those scurvy New York Giants may slap him with yet another franchise tag.
January 8, 2024, 3:27 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Word be spreadin' that the New York Giants be in dire need o' a special teams coordinator, offensive line coach, 'n a defensive coordinator! Seems that scallywag Wink Martindale has jumped ship 'n left his post! Shipmates wanted, apply within!
January 8, 2024, 3:20 pm
Arr, me hearties! Aaron Rodgers be swearin' on his treasure chest to be joinin' the New York Jets next season, but by Blackbeard's beard, he be demandin' the scallywags in charge to scuttle all the useless "bulls---" that don't lead to vict'ry!
January 8, 2024, 1:07 pm
Arrr! Ye scurvy dogs! Franz Beckenbauer, a fine matey, who led Germany to victory in the World Cup as both a coach and a player, be walkin' the plank. His kin announced the sad news on Monday. This two-time Ballon d'Or buccaneer be restin' at the ripe age of 78.
January 8, 2024, 11:46 am
Arr, ESPN bilge rat Pat McAfee be not holdin' back! He be standin' tall, reaffirmin' his scallywag remarks 'bout that Norby Williamson scurvy dog. And alas, he be feelin' remorse for draggin' poor Burke Magnus into this sea o' drama.
January 8, 2024, 11:03 am
Avast ye! Olympic lass Mary Lou Retton, 55, did spill her tale 'bout a fearsome fight she had with a rare devil called pneumonia. And lo, her mate discovered her, sprawled upon the ground. Arrr, what a tale!
January 8, 2024, 10:16 am
Arr, me hearties! Cincinnati Buccaneers' swashbuckler o' a quarterback, Jake Browning, be havin' his lass, Stephanie Niles, tellin' tales o' her "wild" adventures as she went viral across the cyberspace this fine Sunday! Avast ye, 'tis a tale worth a share!
January 8, 2024, 9:53 am
Arr, me hearties! Rob Gronkowski be spillin' the beans 'bout the future of Captain Bill Belichick o' the New England Patriots, after yet another season o' disappointments. What be the fate o' our noble coach? Let the rumour swashbuckle on, me mateys!
January 8, 2024, 5:03 am
Avast, me hearties! Jameis Winston, the swashbucklin' captain of the New Orleans Saints, be spoutin' that his crew went rogue at the game's end, grantin' Jamaal Williams a shot at plunderin' a touchdown! Arrr, what a scurvy tale of audacious antics on the field!
January 8, 2024, 4:56 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! The Baltimore Ravens and San Francisco 49ers be the kings o' their conferences this season. The playoffs be officially set after a mighty fine regular season, I tell ye!
January 8, 2024, 3:00 am
Arr! The Michigan Wolverines and the Washington Huskies be clashin' swords on Monday night in Houston fer the College Football Playoff National Championship. Gather ye rum and set yer eyes upon this epic battle on the field, me hearties!
January 7, 2024, 10:35 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! The noble Buffalo Bills, like a fearsome kraken, did rally in th' second half 'gainst them Miami Dolphins! With great might, they seized th' AFC East, claimin' th' No. 2 seed in th' playoffs. A jolly good victory, indeed!
January 7, 2024, 5:48 pm
Avast, me hearties! A Yonkers lassies' roundball crew's skipper be walkin' the plank, and a scallywag be walkin' the shores, all due to a foul incident with a Jewish academy o'er a game. Shiver me timbers!
January 7, 2024, 5:00 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The scallywag Arthur Smith, captain of the Atlanta Falcons, did let loose a torrent of foul language upon the hapless Dennis Allen, skipper of the New Orleans Saints. 'Twas a sight to behold, as the Saints plundered one final touchdown in a grand rout!
January 7, 2024, 3:56 pm
Arr, me hearties! The Jacksonville Jaguars, aye, they would've claimed the AFC South by bestin' them Tennessee Titans on Sunday. Yet alas, they be thwarted on foreign shores and be banished from the playoff hunt! Walk the plank, misfortune!
January 7, 2024, 3:23 pm
Arr! Avast ye! 'Tis a sad day fer Cap'n Belichick o' th' New England Patriots! The scurvy New York Jets finally broke their cursed 15-game losin' streak and sent 'im off with a bitter taste o' defeat in his final match with th' crew!
January 7, 2024, 11:42 am
Arr, word be havin' it that the scurvy New York Jets be seekin' t' trade young Zach Wilson come the offseason, as it be lookin' like his time with the crew be comin' to an end. The lad were drafted No. 2 in the year o' 2021, but alas, his fate be sealed.
January 7, 2024, 11:20 am
Arr, mateys! The legendary Olympic wench, Mary Lou Retton, be spillin' the beans 'bout her dire health scare in October. She bravely admitted that she be almost forced to walk the plank onto life support, by Davy Jones' locker!
January 7, 2024, 10:01 am
Avast ye, mateys! 'Tis with heavy heart this buccaneer doth announce the passin' of Super Bowl conqueror Jack Squirek, a true swashbuckler for the Raiders and Dolphins. At a ripe age o' 64, he be sailin' to Davy Jones' locker. May his Super Bowl victory be remembered as his legendary treasure!
January 7, 2024, 9:44 am
Arr, landlubbers! 'Tis a tale of Boxer Ryan Garcia's Saturday full o' adventure, me hearties! He be shoutin' from the mast 'bout the birth o' his wee lad, while also sailin' the stormy seas o' divorce from his fine lass. But alas, it seems he's scrubbed that latter missive from his log!
January 7, 2024, 5:15 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Ol' Patrick Willis be once more a finalist fer the Pro Football Hall o' Fame, but his career be somethin' many fans be thinkin' should've set sail fer much longer. Yet, he claims he'd be retirin' early, an' he'd do it all over again, by Blackbeard's beard!
January 7, 2024, 4:00 am
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! Trevor Bauer, a landlubber banned for a lengthy 194-game suspension over unsavory deeds o' sexual assault, found himself adrift without an MLB crew. Thus, he set sail to the far-off shores o' Japan for the 2023 season. Arrr, the winds o' fate be shiftin' indeed!
January 6, 2024, 10:42 pm
Ye scurvy landlubbers! The Houston Texans be havin' their first playoff voyage since 2019, by bravely wardin' off the Indianapolis Colts, sendin' 'em to Davy Jones' locker in the process. Aye, the Colts be walkin' the plank!
January 6, 2024, 8:32 pm
Whispers be sailin' 'cross the seas 'bout Jim Harbaugh abandonin' Michigan fer the NFL 'pon winnin' the national championship. Yet, this Wolverines skipper be fixated on Monday's battle.
January 5, 2024, 5:31 pm
Avast! A TikTok be makin' waves once more, claimin' that Patrick Mahomes' fair lady, Brittany, didst not bestow a single doubloon unto the crew o' the fine tavern, not for near a week! Arrr, what a scallywag!
January 5, 2024, 4:31 pm
Arr, ESPN be offerin' their apologies fer the jest 'bout Aaron Rodgers callin' out Jimmy Kimmel and claimin' his name be on Jeffrey Epstein's list. Aye, a truly foolish and false remark it be, me hearties!
January 5, 2024, 4:24 pm
Avast ye mateys! Swashbucklin' Pat McAfee, a landlubber turned sports scallywag, be claimin' there be a "rat" at ESPN, aimin' to scuttle his show 'pon the seven seas! Arrr!
January 5, 2024, 4:18 pm
Arrr, me mateys! Hear ye, hear ye! The fearsome captain of the Washington ship, Ron Rivera, knows full well that mighty transformations be awaitin' our crew once the season's end be nigh. Brace yerselves, lads, for a wild ride ahead!
January 5, 2024, 11:46 am
Avast ye! Will Howard, the former swashbucklin' Kansas State quarterback, be proudly declarin' that he be settin' sail to join the mighty Ohio State Buckeyes fer his fifth season o' college football! Ahoy, let the pillagin' o' touchdowns commence!
January 5, 2024, 9:27 am
Arr, mateys! 'Twas a sight to behold! The swashbucklin' Denver Nuggets' center, Nikola Jokic, didst ye olde deed of sinkin' a trey from near half-court at the last tick o' the clock, defeat'n the scallywag Golden State Warriors on Thursday night!
January 5, 2024, 8:51 am
Avast ye mateys! The scurvy dog, Alan Bowman, be continuin' his quest with the Cowboys o' Oklahoma State! The NCAA, in all their wisdom, hath blessed him with a seventh year on the field. Arrr, prepare yerselves for more swashbucklin' plays from this lad!
January 5, 2024, 6:22 am
Arr, mateys! Cap'n Nick Saban o' the Alabama Crimson Tide be chattin' with the scurvy dog Seth McLaughlin 'bout a mighty "huge issue." This here problem be causin' some downright dreadful snaps durin' our unfortunate loss to the likes o' Michigan.
January 5, 2024, 5:30 am
Arr, me hearties! UFC scallywag Colby Covington made a jolly appearance on OutKick's "Tomi Lahren be Fearless", and gave USA Boxing a proper lashing for lettin' those trans buccaneers sail into women's fights. Aye, 'tis a plank-walkin' tale indeed!
January 5, 2024, 5:15 am
Arr! Pro Football Hall o' Famer and Washington Huskies legend, Warren Moon, parleyed with Fox News Digital 'bout the grand national championship game betwixt Washington and Michigan. Ahoy, matey!
January 5, 2024, 4:45 am
Arr, ye scurvy dog! Methinks Matt Riddle, that WWE swashbuckler, be holdin' no grudges fer how his stint with the company met its demise. No ill will be in his heart, says he to Fox News Digital. Yo ho ho!
January 5, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, mateys! The scurvy dogs of the Washington Huskies be sailin' into the treacherous waters o' the College Football Playoff national championship. They be seen as lowly underdogs, fightin' against the mighty Michigan Wolverines, so says the scribes at Caesars Sportsbook.
January 4, 2024, 5:47 pm
Arrr! The scurvy dogs in charge o' the NBA fined the Brooklyn Nets a hefty sum o' $100,000 doubloons for breaking the league's rule on yer player participation during a fierce battle on December 27 against the Milwaukee Bucks! Shiver me timbers!
January 4, 2024, 5:34 pm
Arr, the future of Derrick Henry in the NFL be as murky as a stormy sea! Aye, he's been sailing with a single vessel his whole career, but now he's reached the ripe age of 30. Will the Titans be brave enough to release this mighty running back into the wild this very season, avast!
January 4, 2024, 3:47 pm
Arr, Rory McIlroy bein' mighty sorry for his scurvy remarks 'bout them scurvy dogs defectin' to LIV Golf! The lad from Northern Ireland be also claimin' that the structure of the PGA Tour be as flawed as a leaky ship!
January 4, 2024, 3:36 pm
Avast ye! Methinks Detroit Lions' swarthy lineman, Dan Skipper, be not declarin' himself as worthy of reportin' to the official whilst skirmishin' with them Dallas Cowboys. Arrr, me hearties!
January 4, 2024, 11:37 am
Avast ye, scallywags! Them fire investigators reckon a wee scurvy child be found in Tyreek Hill's den o' Florida when the inferno didst commence. Be it true or false that the lad be kin to the Miami Dolphins' receiver, no man knows!
January 4, 2024, 11:18 am
Arrr, young Antoine Winfield Jr. o' the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, bein' snubbed from the Pro Bowl! Fear not, me hearty, for th' lad's father be lendin' his support, raisin' a flag o' encouragement in this treacherous sea o' disappointments. Aye, a true warrior stands strong, even in the face o' a scurvy snub!
January 4, 2024, 10:30 am
Avast ye! Former swashbucklin' MLB star, Trevor Bauer, be yearnin' fer a chance to set sail once again in the majors. He did grace the decks of "America's Newsroom" on Thursday to yarn about his bygone adventures 'n what's ahead on the horizon, arrr!
January 4, 2024, 9:17 am
Arrr, the swashbucklin' scallywag Seth McLaughlin, a landlubber of the Alabama Crimson Tide, hath ventured into the treacherous transfer portal! Avast! His wobbly snaps be as unpredictable as a ship caught in a squall, bringin' shame upon the crew's defeat to Michigan in the Rose Bowl.
January 4, 2024, 5:44 am
Arrr! 'Tis a tale of kindness from Ravens' matey Jeremiah Moon, six years gone after a jolly game of Florida Gators. The fan, much obliged, now returns the favor. Methinks this be a tale worth sharin', mateys!
January 4, 2024, 5:39 am
Arr, mateys! Them landlubbers who root for the Detroit Lions be quite vexed over their plundered defeat by them dastardly Dallas Cowboys. They be hollerin' to the heavens, makin' sure every soul hears their woeful tale of woe.
January 4, 2024, 5:15 am
Arrrgh! Court Bauer, the valiant founder o' Major League Wrestling, did parley with Fox News Digital 'bout thar grand spectacle o' th' season, "Kings of Colosseum." Aye, a premium live event fit for plunderin' hearts and entertainin' the masses!
January 4, 2024, 4:30 am
Avast, me hearties! Ye landlubbers be told that Matt Riddle be settin' sail back to Major League Wrestling this Saturday eve, facin' off against Jacob Fatu at the Kings of Colosseum. He spilled the beans to Fox News Digital, believe ye me!
January 3, 2024, 5:44 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Come this Sabbath, the likes of Saquon Barkley and the scallywags of New York Giants be forced to ponder the notion of a grand bargain yet again! Arrr, the seas of negotiations be a treacherous path indeed!
January 3, 2024, 5:35 pm
Avast, landlubbers! Methinks the grand quarterback J.J. McCarthy be claimin' that a vast majority, aye, 'bout 80% o' them college football scoundrels be indulgin' in the art o' thievin' signs! Arr, 'tis a treacherous sea we sail, mateys!
January 3, 2024, 5:24 pm
With the mighty Rams already sailin' to the NFL Playoffs, Carson Wentz, a swashbucklin' Super Bowl champ with the Eagles, be settin' sail for his first start in over a year, alongside the valiant Matthew Stafford. Avast, me hearties!
January 3, 2024, 3:53 pm
Arr, me hearties! Travis Kelce, a scurvy dog of the Kansas City Chiefs, didst lay to waste the Pittsburgh media for daring to utter that Cap'n Mike Tomlin of the Steelers should walk the plank! He called 'em a pack of witless knaves! Yo-ho-ho!
January 3, 2024, 11:13 am
Arrr! ESPN's NFL analyst, Dan Orlovsky, be caught red-handed sniffin' the shoe o' "First Take" co-host Molly Qerim durin' a broadcast on Tuesday. But fear not, me hearties, for he be claimin' he has no yearnin' for feet!
January 3, 2024, 11:01 am
Avast ye, mateys! 'Tis whispered that Jackson Mahomes, kin of thar Kansas City Chiefs luminary, may find himself spared from scoundrel accusations for a tavern brawl come February. Ahoy, the winds o' fortune be changin'!
January 3, 2024, 9:37 am
Arr, on Monday, the United Football League did unveil eight hearty crews and their skippers fer the 2024 season! Details o' the grand battles and match schedules be shared, mateys! Set yer sails and prepare fer a jolly good time on the pitch!
January 3, 2024, 7:43 am
Arrr, me hearties! The lasses of Grambling State University's basketball crew be sailin' to a record-shatterin' triumph come Tuesday's eve, against The College of Biblical Studies. Aye, they be dominatin' the seas o' the court!
January 3, 2024, 5:48 am
Arr matey! Kyler Murray, a true legend, be makin' quite the grand entrance 'fore the battle 'tween the Arizona Cardinals 'n them Philadelphia Eagles! With great swagger, this NFL quarterback dare set foot in the Eagles' abode sportin' a tricorn-clad Sidney Crosby jersey from days of yore! Hilariously epic, I say!
January 3, 2024, 5:42 am
Arr, ye scurvy dog! Cap'n Jim Nagy, the illustrious Senior Bowl Executive Director, hath decreed that these fancy bowl games be naught but a mere spectacle akin to frolickin' in the spring. Aye, methinks "something" ought to befall these affairs afore we put 'em to rest.
January 3, 2024, 5:25 am
Arrr, mateys! Damar Hamlin be a clear favorite to seize the NFL Comeback Player o' the Year, but Joe Flacco be a sly dog, scrawlin' his name into the talk like a pirate's treasure map!
January 3, 2024, 5:19 am
Arrr! Allison 'Sea Dog' Williams, a seasoned wench of Fox Sports, be of the opinion that a fine soul should take the helm o' this dreaded transfer portal in college football. Methinks it be run amok, like a scallywag on grog!
January 1, 2024, 11:54 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! The Washington Huskies did plunder the Texas Longhorns, in a score of 37-31, and secured their place in the CFP National Championship on Jan. 8. Sailin' towards the treasure, they be!
January 1, 2024, 10:34 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Tampa Bay Rays' scallywag, Wander Franco, be caught in a pickle in the Dominican Republic! Rumor has it that this All-Star be havin' unsavory dealings with young'uns. Shiver me timbers!
January 1, 2024, 7:48 pm
Arrr! Avast, ye scurvy dogs! Michigan didst vanquish Alabama in the College Football Playoff semifinals on Monday, and now they be settin' sail for the CFP National Championship on January 8! Yo ho ho and a barrel of rum for the Wolverines!
January 1, 2024, 5:48 pm
Arr, just like how those scurvy Los Angeles Rams be takin' hold o' the playoffs, the mighty mother of runnin' back Kyren Williams be swoopin' in and snatchin' his precious touchdown ball from a keen Giants fan!
December 31, 2023, 4:51 pm
Arr, matey! In t' battlin' betwixt t' Washington Commanders an' t' San Francisco 49ers, Christian Holmes, t' swashbucklin' cornerback, didst give his scallywag crew quite a fright! Out o' nowhere, he befallen to t' unforgivin' turf, makin' 'em wonder if 'twas his last stand!
December 31, 2023, 3:50 pm
Arr, me hearties! Lamar Jackson, the mighty MVP, be plunderin' the field yet again, whilst the fearsome Baltimore Ravens lay waste to the Miami Dolphins, securin' the top spot in the AFC. A jolly good victory, it be!
December 31, 2023, 3:32 pm
Arr! Avast ye landlubbers! Kyler Murray and the Arizona Cardinals be sendin' the Philadelphia Eagles packin', claimin' their fourth victory o' the season! By Blackbeard's beard, this be changin' the NFC playoff map like a tempest at sea!
December 31, 2023, 2:38 pm
Arr, me hearties! The legendary Jimmy Johnson, a Hall of Famer in the realm of pro football, be gettin' all teary-eyed on the Sabbath whilst chattin' 'bout his induction into the illustrious Dallas Cowboys Ring of Honor on the jolly "FOX NFL Sunday."
December 31, 2023, 11:25 am
Arrr, ye hear me mates? The swashbucklin' crew what officiated the Detroit Lions-Dallas Cowboys game may not see the light o' the postseason, as per NFL insider Adam Schefter! Shiver me timbers, the seas be rough for those landlubbers indeed!
December 31, 2023, 10:47 am
Arr! Ye scurvy dogs! Cap'n Kirby Smart o' the Georgia Bulldogs be moanin' the Florida State lads abandonin' ship! Aye, he be sayin' this be a problem in need o' mendin'!
December 31, 2023, 9:55 am
Arr, the mighty NASCAR racer, Cale Yarborough, hath met Davy Jones at 84 summers, as confirmed by the officials. The bloke had been grappling with a foul affliction since the year's dawn.
December 31, 2023, 9:32 am
Arrr, mateys! Me hear tell that Tom Brady, that swashbucklin' Buccaneer, did confess upon Instagram this fine Sunday that he was mighty close to takin' up the sword again in May. But alas, his heart be swayed by his mateys, who planned a grand farewell feast fit for a retiree! Ha-ha-harrr!
December 31, 2023, 4:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! News be reachin' me ears that Adam Johnson, rest his soul, met his maker by a sharp blade to his neck. Now, the gallant Pat LaFontaine, a true NHL Hall of Famer, be urg'n all ye scurvy dogs t' don neck guards! Mark me words, lads, safety be our top treasure!
December 31, 2023, 3:28 am
Arrr, mateys! Word be spreadin' that this here Australian scurvy dog, Rohan Dennis, be standin' accused o' hittin' his own wife, the retired Olympic cyclist Melissa Hoskins, with his cursed vessel, causin' her untimely demise. Aye, these be dark times indeed!
December 30, 2023, 11:06 pm
Arrr, mateys! The Dallas Cowboys be sailin' on dangerous waters, 'bout to hand over a game to the Detroit Lions on a dark Saturday night. But by Davy Jones' locker, a marvelous chain o' events unfolded, and they emerged victorious, snatchin' victory from the jaws o' defeat!
December 30, 2023, 8:46 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy Pistons be breakin' their cursed spell this Saturday, endin' a mighty-long stretch of 28 losses in a row! 'Twas a jolly good day for 'em, as they be findin' victory once more since the month of October!
December 30, 2023, 5:56 pm
Arr, me hearties! Lane Kiffin, scallywag of a pirate, be sharin' messages on X, afore known as Twitter, pumpin' up Penn State like a mighty storm, all to get 'em ready fer the Peach Bowl. But alas! This account was naught but the creation of a trusty rebel crewmate!
December 30, 2023, 5:42 pm
Arr, Brock Purdy's name be swashbucklin'ly expelled from the MVP reckonin' after he be dishin' out the poorest showin' of his tender NFL journey on Christmas, me hearties!
December 30, 2023, 5:28 pm
Arrr, the Peach Bowl on Saturday didst witness a grand occasion as U.S. Army Capt. Shalesa Perry, a brave soul, didst surprise her kinfolk by arrivin' home ere her father's birth celebration. A jolly good surprise it be, mateys!
December 30, 2023, 3:47 pm
Avast ye, me hearties! Verily, Russell Wilson hath confessed that his benching be due to his wretched contract. Yet, ESPN's Ryan Clark opines that Captain Sean Payton hath been havin' troubles with this scurvy QB since the very first day. Arrr, what a tangled web be woven in this here football tale!
December 30, 2023, 10:50 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! Bull ridin' be a mighty intense sport to lay yer eyes upon and to partake in. Professional Bull Riders be the grandest league fer this here pursuit!
December 30, 2023, 9:48 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Arr! Word be spreadin' that Cleveland Browns' wide receiver, young Elijah Moore, be thinkin' of hangin' up his boots, as per the wise words of Dr. Bennett Omalu. Aye, the lad took a thump to the noggin' and now treads the treacherous path of concussions.
December 30, 2023, 9:30 am
Arrr! Variety hath published its tally of the grandest 100 spectacles viewed in 2023, and lo and behold, the NFL hath emerged victorious, ruling with an iron fist! Aye, over thirty score NFL battles hath graced this list, displaying their unrivaled dominion over the seas of entertainment!
December 30, 2023, 8:18 am
Arr, ye scurvy dog! Drew Ogletree, a swashbucklin' tight end of the Indianapolis Colts, be facin' two felonious charges after a ruckus in Indiana. He be surrenderin' to the landlubbers o' the law on a fine Friday, heave ho!
December 30, 2023, 5:25 am
Arrr, mateys! Afore ye eyes, aye see many a crew aimin' to seize division titles, whilst a whole fleet o' two dozen teams be still jostlin' for a shot at the grand Super Bowl booty! 'Tis Week 17, where the battle be fierce as never before!
December 30, 2023, 5:00 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! If ye be wantin' some extra doubloons, join the FOX Super 6 contest! Aye, just answer six questions, and ye might be pocketin' some sweet booty. Fear not, for Geoff Clark be sharin' his wise counsel on the picks ye ought to make in Week 17.
December 30, 2023, 5:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! In the year o' 2023, the sports domain witnessed a mighty crew o' teams and programs defendin' their titles. Arr, but there be those who etched their names in franchise history, claimin' victory like true buccaneers!
December 30, 2023, 3:00 am
Arr, me hearties! Gather round and listen up! The mighty Alabama Crimson Tide be set to face off against the scurvy Michigan Wolverines in the College Football Playoff. Fox News Digital be sharin' three Alabama players ye should be knowin' 'afore the game. Avast, me maties, 'tis gonna be a grand battle on the gridiron!
December 29, 2023, 5:43 pm
Avast ye! 'Tis bein' reported that LIV Golf's own Harold Varner III be facin' the consequences of sailin' his vessel whilst impaired in North Carolina. Aye, the scallywag be caught red-handed, or should I say "red-eyed."
December 29, 2023, 5:30 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Alabama scallywags be gatherin' to view moving pictures, preparin' for their clash with the Michigan landlubbers. Rumor has it those Wolverines be caught in the act o' stealin' signs! Avast, we shall see who be outwittin' whom on the grand stage!
December 29, 2023, 4:59 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis been nigh on 10 years since Ray Rice, that scoundrel, was banished fer layin' hands on his lass. Yet now, by some twisted turn o' fate, the Baltimore Ravens be lookin' to honor him as their Legend of the Game. Aye, the seas be a strange place indeed!
December 29, 2023, 4:19 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs be askin' the Cincinnati Cyclones, a band o' landlubbers playin' the minor league hockey, if their message on social media be a nod to the grand riot that took place in the U.S. Capitol on January 6, 2021. Avast!
December 29, 2023, 10:09 am
Avast ye hearties! Republican Gov. Mike DeWine be hoistin' his colors, shootin' down a blasted bill that would have sent gender-reassignment treatment for wee ones to Davy Jones' locker. And to top it off, he be blockin' the fair participation of transgender athletes in women's sports in Ohio. Arrr, the winds of change be blowin', mateys!
December 29, 2023, 9:29 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The Detroit Pistons be sailin' smoothly with a 19-point lead at halftime, but alas, they be sinkin' like a sunken treasure ship in overtime to them Boston Celtics. 'Tis a tale o' woe, for they now share the record for the longest losing streak in the NBA! Arrr!
December 29, 2023, 9:18 am
Avast ye, me hearties! The scurvy dog, Nikola Jokic, be a true treasure on the court! He be plunderin' the Memphis Grizzlies, showin' no mercy with his 116th regular-season triple-double. He be shootin' like a true legend, never missin' a shot! Arrr, a sight to behold, indeed!
December 29, 2023, 6:17 am
Arr, me hearties! Never shall the sports world be forgettin' the mischievous deeds o' the Houston Astros in 2017! But fear not, for on this fine Thursday night, Al Michaels, that jolly matey, did remind us all once more!
December 29, 2023, 5:25 am
Arr, the realm o' sports be ablaze, mateys! 'Tis a treasure chest o' controversies that be settin' fans' tongues waggin' in 2023. 'Tis a tale I be sharin' with ye, aye, the very fires that be ignited this year.
December 29, 2023, 5:15 am
Avast! Yonder Jim Boeheim, the former Syracuse skipper, be a hearty supporter o' this newfangled NIL idea when it be first sailin' the seas. But now, he be cursin' like a salty ol' sea dog, fer he don't fancy what it's turned into, ye see? Arr!
December 29, 2023, 3:55 am
From the scurvy Mahomes kin to the rapscallion Kelce brethren, behold a glimpse into the tangled webs o' kinship in the realm of sport throughout the year 2023. Arr!
December 29, 2023, 3:30 am
Avast ye mateys! 'Twas a fine year for OutKick, with Clay Travis and Stephen A. Smith sharin' interviews like a bottle o' rum. And Bobby Burack, bless his soul, exposin' the deceit o' Deadspin. Set yer sights on the past and reminisce, me hearties!
December 28, 2023, 4:36 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Buffalo Bills' cutthroat Von Miller be swearin' on his cursed soul that them domestic violence claims be naught but foul lies! This rapscallion got himself clapped in irons just last moon, arrr!
December 28, 2023, 4:33 pm
Arr, me hearties! Jalen Milroe, the lad from Alabama, be spillin' the beans 'bout Bill O'Brien, the ship's old matey. He be sayin' that Bill commanded him to change his spot on the ship! Aye, the sea be full o' surprises!
December 28, 2023, 4:19 pm
Arr, on Wednesday, a learned soul o' the U.N. didst take a keen glance at the Biden administration's Title IX plan, and didst issue a dire caution 'bout the dreadful outcomes if 'tis put into action.
December 28, 2023, 3:23 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Terrence Shannon Jr., a fearsome hoopster of Illinois, be walkin' the plank! He be suspended from the crew, for a rape charge in Kansas! Them officials be bellowin' the news, arrr!
December 28, 2023, 11:26 am
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! Methinks the fair lasses be takin' to the sport of flag football like a fish to water! 'Tis a grand sight to see, as this fine game be makin' its way to the grandest stage of all - the 2028 Summer Olympics in fair Los Angeles! Aye, 'tis a swell tide indeed, swellin' the sport's popularity like a mighty wave!
December 28, 2023, 10:34 am
Arr, mateys! The fearsome Denver Broncos be makin' a bold decision, as they've chosen to rest their star signal-caller, Russell Wilson, and put young landlubber Jarrett Stidham in charge! 'Tis a twist in this tale o' football, indeed!
December 28, 2023, 10:18 am
Arrr, me hearties! Though the Detroit Lions be sailin' smooth this season, former NFL star Larry Fitzgerald be naught ready to give them division champs the respect they yearn for! Methinks he be seein' through their fancy tricks, aye!
December 28, 2023, 9:17 am
Arr, the San Francisco 49ers' swashbucklin' wide receiver, Deebo Samuel, didst give a swift retort to the naysayers who dared throw insults at Brock Purdy. Alas, methinks he also fell victim to a jolly prank, caught in the crosshairs of mischief. Ahoy!
December 28, 2023, 5:37 am
Arrr! On Wednesday, the landlubber Geno Smith, from the Seattle Seahawks, stood by the noble Russell Wilson, yarrr! The scurvy Denver Broncos dared to bench the Super Bowl champ, but Smith be havin' none of it, matey!
December 28, 2023, 5:25 am
Avast ye hearties! Methinks NFL swashbuckler Shawne Merriman be speakin' his mind on "Don't @ Me with Dan Dakich," refutin' the tall tale that fair maiden Taylor Swift be the scoundrel causin' the Chiefs' troubles. Arrr, a sea of laughter be awaitin' ye!
December 28, 2023, 5:10 am
Avast, me hearties! Yonder ESPN wench, Sage Steele, hath revealed her tale o' woe 'bout her days servin' that scurvy employer! She be sayin' they dared to muzzle her right to tweet 'bout transgender swimmer Lia Thomas! Arrr, the audacity!
December 28, 2023, 3:40 am
Arrr, me hearties! Verily, young Gracie Hunt, she be chattin' 'bout the swashbucklin' impact that fair Taylor Swift hath had on the sea of love, ever since she be settin' sail with Travis Kelce, on this here ship, the Kansas City Chiefs!
December 27, 2023, 5:44 pm
Arrr, word be spreadin' that Wander Franco, the shortstop o' Tampa Bay Rays, be summoned to parley with Dominican Republic officials! 'Tis said he be accused o' partakin' in untoward affairs wi' young'uns. Aye, a true scallywag he be!
December 27, 2023, 5:42 pm
Arrr! Ye olde veteran NBA scurvy dog, Aaron Gordon, be needin' 21 stitches in his mug and claw after a cursed hound gave 'im a bite! The Nuggets did declare this on Wednesday, mateys!
December 27, 2023, 4:03 pm
Arr! The cursed transfer portal be causin' quite the ruckus, mateys! College football programs be sailin' in troubled waters, and poor Ole Miss head coach Lane Kiffin be feelin' the sting like a scurvy-ridden sea dog.
December 27, 2023, 3:10 pm
Ye be receivin' yer weekly recap o' all th' swashbucklin' happenin's 'round th' globe o' sports, me hearties!
December 27, 2023, 11:52 am
Arr, me hearties! Super Bowl conqueror Russell Wilson be takin' a rest for the Broncos' last two battles, as the crew be aimin' to keep their treasur'd financial might intact when the season be done.
December 27, 2023, 11:10 am
Arr, Avast ye! Travis Kelce had a most wretched Christmas, mateys! His Kansas City Chiefs were scuppered by the Las Vegas Raiders, and he had a mighty quarrel with me hearty, head coach Andy Reid. Aye, 'twas a jolly spectacle indeed!
December 27, 2023, 10:24 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Me matey, Ja Morant, be plunderin' the court like a true buccaneer since his return from a 25-game confinement. Yet, methinks the scallywags be ponderin' if he learned aught from it after a jolly celebration on Tuesday eve. Arrr!
December 27, 2023, 10:17 am
Arr, mateys! In tha battle o' Monday afternoon, Kansas City Chiefs' swashbuckler, Rashee Rice, crossed swords wit' Las Vegas Raiders' scallywag, Jack Jones, in a mighty clash! Aye, their antics added to thar loss, makin' for a jolly spectacle indeed!
December 27, 2023, 5:30 am
Arr, matey! The Chargers' mighty star, Shawne Merriman, be speakin' out 'bout the crew's decision to be sackin' Brandon Staley. He be claimin' to know the exact moment when the crew would be partin' ways wit' him, just like the winds shiftin' in a treacherous storm!
December 27, 2023, 5:19 am
Arrr, DeVonta Smith o' the Philadelphia Eagles be feelin' a wee bit displeased wit' the manner in which our crew snatched victory from the clutches o' them New York Giants on a dark Monday eve. Aye, 'twas a queer sight to behold, me hearties!
December 27, 2023, 5:15 am
Arr, as the Texas Buccaneers be settin' sail to clash with the Washington Scallywags in th' College Football Playoff, Fox News Digital be spyin' on a few brave lads from Texas ye should keep an eye on, lest ye want to walk the plank!
December 27, 2023, 4:58 am
Arr, ye scurvy scallywags! The Kansas City Chiefs be in dire straits, for they've lost five o' their last eight battles on the field! But alas, amidst the chaos, our fair maiden Taylor Swift be courtin' their star right end, Travis Kelce. Aye, the tides be changin' indeed!
December 26, 2023, 5:05 pm
Arr, me hearties! The matey Aaron Rodgers from the New York Jets, a fine quarterback, be settin' sail with a fierce wind at his back! Though some scurvy dogs be doubting his readiness, he be growlin' and showin' 'em his mettle, for he be on the 53-man roster, ready to pillage and plunder!
December 26, 2023, 4:37 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! Those mighty Super Bowl champions hath endured a woeful loss on Christmas Day, surrenderin' not one, but two defensive touchdowns to the Raiders! 'Twas a blow that'd make even the heartiest of sailors shiver in their timbers!
December 26, 2023, 4:21 pm
Arr, me hearties! On this fine Tuesday, the scurvy dogs of the Minnesota Vikings did declare that their finest lad, the star tight end T.J. Hockenson, hath torn his ACL and MCL on the cursed Sunday. Alas, it be the end of the jolliest season in his entire career!
December 26, 2023, 3:17 pm
Arr, me hearties! 'Tis a tale of the pitch where Fulham's keeper, Bernd Leno, did lay hands upon a scallywag of a ballboy! This young scurvy lad, takin' an extra beat to pass the orb, felt the wrath of Leno. Aye, tempers be flarin' on the seas of soccer!
December 26, 2023, 10:01 am
Avast ye, me hearties! Colin Kaepernick, a fine lad, didst spill his secrets on his fair wench's podcast. Aye, they be no fans of Christmas, but Nessa Diab be not one to disappoint. She shared the merry alternative they partake in, arrr!
December 26, 2023, 9:14 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis said that the dashing San Francisco 49ers star, Christian McCaffrey, didst lend a hand to a bold bettor, helpin' 'im achieve a near unattainable 14-leg parlay, claimin' a booty o' almost $500,000 on yon Monday night! Arrr, a tale fit for the legends of the high seas!
December 26, 2023, 8:32 am
Arrr! Methinks Tony Romo be a scurvy scallywag! He be blunderin' like a landlubber, claimin' Taylor Swift to be Travis Kelce's fair lady! Oh, the treacherous sea be fraught with such humorous confusion!
December 26, 2023, 7:21 am
Arr, ye scurvy dog Lamar Jackson be havin' a bone to pick with that scallywag Mike Florio! 'Twas after the Ravens' triumph o'er the 49ers, the lad gave him a proper tongue lashing!
December 26, 2023, 5:00 am
Avast, me hearties! The bilge-rat Draymond Green, a fearsome warrior in the arena of hoops, be banished indefinitely for a scuffle with the likes of Jusuf Nurkic, that scurvy dog from the Phoenix Suns! Arrr, beware the wrath of a pirate's temper!
December 26, 2023, 4:55 am
Avast ye mateys! 'Twas a mighty scandal when Dez Bryant, a former star o' the Dallas Cowboys, be caught in the crossfire fer sayin' he be not likin' t' discuss the game o' football with "certain women"! Arrr, trouble be brewin' in his wake, that be fer sure!
December 26, 2023, 4:50 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Cap'n Steve Kerr be mighty vexed by all the foul calls what plagued 'is Golden State Warriors during their shameful defeat at the hands of the Denver Nuggets on Monday eve. Aye, 'twas a sorry sight indeed!
December 25, 2023, 10:42 pm
Arrr! 'Tis a fine tale, matey! On a dark Monday night, the valiant Baltimore Ravens and their swift quarterback, Lamar Jackson, didst conquer the San Francisco 49ers in a mighty encounter. With a record o' 12-3, the Ravens be holdin' the crown in the AFC seas!
December 25, 2023, 5:39 pm
Arr, 'twas a sight to behold! Taylor Swift, she be givin' Brittany Mahomes a hearty embrace whilst witnessin' the Kansas City Chiefs' unfortunate tumble to them Las Vegas Raiders on a fine Monday afternoon.
December 25, 2023, 3:43 pm
Arrr! Avast ye, scallywags! The Lions be thrashin' them Vikings on Christmas Eve, all thanks to the mighty showin' o' young Jahmyr Gibbs! But alas, after the clash, lo and behold, the newbie pirate o' the ground received a most unlooked-for message!
December 25, 2023, 3:33 pm
Arr, the Chiefs' swashbuckler, Patrick Mahomes, and his trusty mate, Travis Kelce, be mighty vexed with the crew's lacklustre performance against the Raiders from Las Vegas. The lads be yearnin' for improvement, lest their ship be sunk in Davy Jones' locker!
December 25, 2023, 2:29 pm
Arr, matey! Dallas Cowboys' swashbuckler Micah Parsons be havin' a bone t'pick with them officiators in the scurvy loss to them Miami Dolphins on the Sabbath. He reckons some o' them penalties be downright mind-bogglin'! Ahoy, ye scurvy dogs!
December 25, 2023, 9:15 am
Arr, landlubbers be warned! The young gun, Jeremy Fears Jr. of Michigan State, hath been set free from the medical chambers, after a victorious procedure to mend his wounds, from an unfortunate skirmish in the wilds of Illinois.
December 25, 2023, 5:04 am
Avast ye! Eastern Michigan be beggin' pardon on a Sunday, as one of their scurvy players be startin' a right hullabaloo after their shameful 59-10 defeat to South Alabama in the 68 Ventures Bowl. Arr!
December 25, 2023, 4:59 am
Arr, be Trevor Lawrence, the Jacksonville Jaguars' scurvy dog of a quarterback, mighty displeased with his shipmate's lackluster showin'! Aye, them Tampa Bay Buccaneers be plunderin' 'em with a score of 30-12. Shiver me timbers, a disaster it were!
December 24, 2023, 10:34 pm
Arr, me hearties! The scurvy dogs of the New England Patriots plundered the Denver Broncos, all thanks to the swashbucklin' efforts of Bailey Zappe and Chad Ryland in the wee hours of Sunday night! Aye, they truly be heroes of the highest order!
December 24, 2023, 8:30 pm
Avast ye! 'Tis Martina Navratilova, the tennis legend, who be castin' her wrath upon a young lass and her kin for a display of anti-Semitic ramblin'. The wee one, a mere 11 years old, had the audacity to bid a rabbi to "kill yourself!" Ahoy! This vile video be posted this very Sunday.
December 24, 2023, 5:26 pm
Avast ye! The scurvy dog, Sean Kuraly, of the Columbus Blue Jackets, be in dire need of medical aid, for he hath suffered a mighty blow from the dastardly Toronto Maple Leafs' Jake McCabe on the eve of Saturday! Arr, 'tis a tale of woe for this poor swashbuckler!
December 24, 2023, 4:22 pm
Arrr, me mateys! The New York Jets, bless their scurvy souls, be blowin' a mighty 20-point advantage, yet still managed to cling onto victory against them Washington Commanders on a fine Sunday afternoon.
December 24, 2023, 4:16 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy Packers be avoidin' a terrible mutiny 'gainst the Carolina Panthers on Sunday, by the skin o' their teeth! With a grand 33-30 triumph, they be keepin' their hopes o' reachin' the playoffs afloat, an' leavin' their foes weepin' in Davy Jones' locker!
December 24, 2023, 4:07 pm
Arr, me hearties! The Atlanta Falcons be keepin' their playoff dreams afloat, as they didst vanquish the fire-breathin' Indianapolis Colts in a grand battle, a score of 29-10! Yo ho ho, a victory well earned on this fine Sunday!
December 24, 2023, 11:42 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! South Alabama and Eastern Michigan swashbucklers be havin' a tussle after the Jaguars' 59-10 plunderin' o'er them Eagles in the 68 Ventures Bowl. Arrr, 'twas a sight to behold, a proper rumble on the high seas of the gridiron!
December 24, 2023, 10:48 am
Avast, me hearties! Aforementioned NASCAR legend, Danica Patrick, be facin' a storm on the digital seas. The lass found herself in a pickle, ye see, fer attendin' a Turning Point USA affair alongside her sister. Social media be ablaze with the scallywags' ire! Arrr!
December 24, 2023, 10:40 am
Arrr! The mighty Simone Biles, a legend of the Olympiad, seemeth to be fed up with the jests concernin' her dalliance with that scurvy dog, Jonathan Owens of the Packers' defense! Methinks she be none too pleased, mateys!
December 24, 2023, 9:51 am
Arr, 'twas Mason Rudolph, the buccaneer of Pittsburgh Steelers, who hath aided his crew in plunderin' a crucial victory. And when the battle was won, he humbly bestowed all the praise and glory upon the holy name o' Jesus Christ. Ahoy, what a jolly matey!
December 24, 2023, 5:55 am
Avast ye! 'Tis been heard that the goodly wizard owner, Ted Leonsis, and the honorable Governor Glenn Youngkin be plannin' to construct a grand arena for the mighty NBA crew, the Wizards, and the fearsome Washington Capitals of the NHL in Alexandria, Virginia. Arrr, a jolly good venture indeed!
December 23, 2023, 10:39 pm
Arrr mateys! The mighty Buffalo Bills be triumphant in a treacherous battle with the Los Angeles Chargers on the eve of Saturday! They be claimin' their fourth victory in the past five skirmishes, keepin' their playoff desires afloat. Aye!
December 23, 2023, 8:06 pm
Arrr! The NFL be castin' its first game only on Peacock this Saturday night, and the landlubber football fans be not pleased with havin' to part with more of their doubloons for this new-fangled service. Aye, 'tis a storm brewin' amongst the masses!
December 23, 2023, 7:12 pm
Arr, the Jacksonville Jaguars' skipper, Doug Pederson, be claimin' that young Trevor Lawrence must be makin' his way through the concussion protocol ere Saturday, lest he be denied the voyage to Tampa Bay alongside the crew.
December 23, 2023, 4:21 pm
Arr, me hearties! Rashee Rice be havin' a chance, rare as a mermaid's tear, to carouse with Taylor Swift, seein' as she be courtin' his matey Travis Kelce. But, alas! He be honorin' the sacred code of the brethren! Yo ho ho!
December 23, 2023, 3:47 pm
Avast ye mates! 'Tis a merry jest, forsooth! San Francisco's signal caller, Brock Purdy, did jest about his meager treasure chest whilst Christian McCaffrey bestowed grandiose booty upon his fellow buccaneers. Yo-ho-ho, 'tis a tale to tickle yer funny bones!
December 23, 2023, 3:20 pm
Arrr! Word be spreadin' like a pirate's curse! Alabama's own Elijah Pritchett, a landlubber lineman, be found in irons fer the crime o' knowingly sharin' a wench's wicked affliction. Ye'd best be careful, mateys, fer ye never know what be lurkin' in those fair seas!
December 23, 2023, 2:46 pm
Avast me hearties! Avast! Word be sailin' through the winds o' cyberspace that Tom Brady, the landlubber o' the football sea, hath penned a sorrowful tale upon his Instagram scroll. The poor pooch, Lua, hath breathed her last. Mayhaps the former missus, Gisele Bündchen, be sharin' her mournful words as well. Arrr, tis a sad day indeed.
December 23, 2023, 11:26 am
Arr, mateys! The landlubber known as First-year Indiana head football captain Curt Cignetti be not short on courage, yar! When a matey asked him how he be convincin' recruits to join his crew 'n embrace his piratical ways, he be replyin' with a swagger o' confidence! Yo ho ho!
December 23, 2023, 10:20 am
Arr, ye scurvy dog Maalik Murphy, the swashbucklin' Texas Longhorns quarterback of yore, be settlin' his sails for Duke! Arrr, he be a trusty backup to the mighty Quinn Ewers, but now he seeks new shores under the flag of ESPN.
December 23, 2023, 9:01 am
Avast ye mateys! 'Tis with a heavy heart that I be sharin' the news of Ryan Minor's demise. He be a mighty fine athlete, playin' two sports at The University of Oklahoma. Sadly, that scurvy dog, colon cancer, took him from us at the tender age o' 49. May his spirit roam free on the seven seas!
December 23, 2023, 5:00 am
Arr, listen ye landlubbers! The honorable OutKick betting guru, Geoff Clark, be sharin' his sagacious pick fer the clash betwixt the Dallas Cowboys 'n the Miami Dolphins on a fine Saturday afternoon in Week 16.
December 23, 2023, 4:00 am
Arrr! 'Tis Christmas, me hearties! Many a brave NFL crew be lookin' to secure a spot in the playoffs this weekend or improve their standings in the weeks to come. May the wind be at their backs and the plunder be plentiful!
December 22, 2023, 7:58 pm
Arrr, Dom DiSandro be walkin' the plank, fined and suspended for mixin' it up with that scurvy dog Dre Greenlaw, a fierce 49ers linebacker! But fear not, me hearties! The Eagles security chief be settin' sail to appeal the punishment, fightin' like a true buccaneer!
December 22, 2023, 7:15 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The good lad Dorian Finney-Smith o' the Brooklyn Nets didst be reunited with his father, Elbert Smith, this very week. The scurvy dog Elbert was set free from the clink after 29 long years. A joyous tale on the high seas, indeed!
December 22, 2023, 5:44 pm
Avast, me hearties! Michael Pittman be claimin' he be havin' no memory o' the fearsome blow from Damontae Kazee what gave him a blasted concussion. Kazee be walkin' the plank, banned for the rest o' the season, ye scallywags!
December 22, 2023, 4:58 pm
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! Jim Mora, that legendary New Orleans Saints coach, be known fer his rantin' skills. This week, he be settin' his sights on that former kicker Morten Andersen, who dared ta speak ill o' the Saints' loss to the Los Angeles Rams on a fateful Thursday night. Arrr, the drama be unfoldin'!
December 22, 2023, 4:47 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! Kansas City Chiefs' captain o' the pigskin, Patrick Mahomes, be singin' the praises o' Taylor Swift in an interview with "CBS Mornings," claimin' that this fair maiden be now officially part o' the mighty Chiefs Kingdom! Aye, me heart be filled with joy!
December 22, 2023, 3:25 pm
Arr matey! Thar be a tale of ol' Mark Rycroft, a swashbucklin' analyst fer the Colorado Avalanche. 'Tis said that during a moment o' folly, he mistakenly sipped from his matey's disgustin' gob o' tobacco juice, all caught on the movin' picture box! What a merry mishap on the airwaves, indeed!
December 22, 2023, 11:08 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scurvy Chiefs be not dominatin' as they used to, yet they be still snatchin' victories. Brave Patrick Mahomes declares his crew be keepin' their spirits high afore the final three battles!
December 22, 2023, 10:55 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The Jacksonville Jaguars' mighty quarterback, young Trevor Lawrence, be settin' foot on the practice field come Friday. Alas, he still be caught in the clutches of the dreaded concussion curse, as he prepares to face the Tampa Bay Buccaneers on the morrow. Ahoy!
December 22, 2023, 9:22 am
Avast ye scallywags! Cap'n Nick Saban o' the Alabama Crimson Tide shared his thoughts on how he tackles the treacherous transfer portal whilst chattin' with the matey Pat McAfee on Thursday. Arrr!
December 22, 2023, 7:45 am
Arrr! The cursed Detroit Pistons be but a single game away from matching the NBA's lengthiest losing spree, methinks! After a defeat at the hands of the weakened Utah Jazz, their misfortune only grows.
December 22, 2023, 4:45 am
Avast, me hearties! The former NFL star, Donovan McNabb, be warnin' the lad George Pickens o' the Pittsburgh Steelers! Aye, danger be lurkin' 'round him, for he may face the cutlass for the latest hullabaloo. Arrr, a tale fit for the jesters!
December 22, 2023, 4:15 am
Arrr! College football pundit Danny Kanell set sail on OutKick's "Don't @ Me with Dan Dakich" on Thursday, bemoanin' Florida State's cruel exclusion from the CFP treasure chest. Shiver me timbers, mateys!
December 22, 2023, 4:00 am
Avast ye scallywags! There be a bounty o' NFL games this merry weekend, but if ye be lookin' to line yer pockets with shiny doubloons for Christmas, take heed o' these picks here, arrr!
December 22, 2023, 3:00 am
Arr matey! The 2023 college football season be filled wit' many a tale! The Pac-12 conference met its watery grave, while Deion Sanders embarked on his maiden voyage as the head coach o' Colorado. Aye, 'twas quite a spectacle on the gridiron, indeed!
December 21, 2023, 5:51 pm
Arr, me hearties! The scallywag Patrick Mahomes be a fearsome pirate of the field, causin' headaches fer defenses. But fear not, for Jack Jones, that clever Raider, hath a plan to thwart Kansas City's offense!
December 21, 2023, 5:01 pm
Arr! Officials be proclaimin' on Thursday that two scurvy dogs be charged in the death of a true Patriots scallywag who met Davy Jones' locker after a ruckus at Gillette Stadium in September.
December 21, 2023, 4:41 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Charles Barkley be takin' the feud betwixt Auburn and Alabama to heart, reckonin' that not even if the Crimson Tide be playin' against Afghanistan, he'd be cheerin' for 'em. Blimey, that be some fierce loyalty, matey!
December 21, 2023, 4:36 pm
Arr, the noble captain Patrick Mahomes of the Kansas City Chiefs did bestow bounteous treasures upon his sturdy crew afore their clash with the scurvy Las Vegas Raiders in Week 16. A fine gesture indeed, to keep his protectors well pleased!
December 21, 2023, 11:46 am
Arr, a lass from Mississippi be makin' waves on the interwebs! After 30 long years, she be givin' her old sea dog o' a father a fine Dan Marino treasure, a tradin' card she claimed t' have seen him let go o' in tough times. Yo-ho-ho, the power o' nostalgia be mighty indeed!
December 21, 2023, 10:40 am
Avast, me hearties! Ye scurvy knave, Derrick Ward, a landlubber who once ran for the New York Giants and won a Super Bowl, be findin' himself in a heap o' trouble. He be facin' five foul felonious charges in Los Angeles, accusin' him o' pilferin' and plunderin' like a true scallywag!
December 21, 2023, 10:14 am
Arr, me hearties! The swashbucklin' quarterback, Patrick Mahomes of the mighty Kansas City Chiefs, seems less than thrilled to set sail on Christmas Day! Aye, he be longing for jolly times with his kin, missin' out on precious moments at home. Arr, the struggles of a gridiron pirate!
December 21, 2023, 9:47 am
Avast, me hearties! The cap'n o' the North Carolina crew, Mack Brown, be cryin' foul at the landlubber Dave Doeren, skipper o' the NC State crew! The Tar Heels be sufferin' defeat, and them be callin' the remarks o' this scallywag "lackin' in proper manners!" Arrr, what a tale!
December 21, 2023, 5:57 am
Arrr, mateys! LSU's finest lass, Olivia Dunne, be mighty vexed, fearin' she be cursed with the shadow ban! Aye, her swashbucklin' TikTok tales fail to gather a million views! Fair winds, Olivia, ye'll soon sail through this stormy sea!
December 21, 2023, 5:30 am
Avast ye, me hearties! In the realm of WWE, tales of epic proportions be told, with every moon bringin' forth grand spectacles. Yet, mark me words, 2023 be a year o' colossal magnitude, like a treasure trove overflowin' with legends and feasts fer the eyes!
December 21, 2023, 5:15 am
Former matey NFL scurvy dog Jack Brewer, he be chattin' 'bout the missive on X from former matey Pittsburgh Steelers runnin' back Rashard Mendenhall, aye, on a fine Wednesday.
December 21, 2023, 4:00 am
Arrr, the custom o' havin' NFL games on Christmas be a mighty challenge indeed, as the merry day shifts its date like the waves o' the sea. Yet, for the past four years, we've been blessed with battles on this joyous occasion, spoilin' us with sport, mateys!
December 20, 2023, 5:26 pm
Arr, mateys! Houston Rockets' Dillon Brooks be fined a hefty sum o' $35,000 doubloons, while Cap'n Ime Udoka be fined $25,000 doubloons for castin' ill words at the referees af'er they were both sent to Davy Jones' locker durin' a match. Walk the plank, ye scurvy dogs!
December 20, 2023, 5:13 pm
Arr, Travis Kelce and Bill Belichick did have a parley, aye, a rare face-off, after the Kansas City Chiefs did best the New England Patriots in their own territory on the Lord's day.
December 20, 2023, 5:10 pm
Arrr, it be a sad day me hearties! Nolan Patrick, that fine young buccaneer chosen second in the NHL Draft o' 2017, hath decided to hang up his skates at a tender age of 25. Aye, the seas of professional hockey shall miss his talent!
December 20, 2023, 3:48 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Prepare to be regaled with tales of sportin' triumphs and failures from the seven seas! Gather 'round and lay yer ears upon this weekly recollection of all the happenings in the realm of athletic endeavors!
December 20, 2023, 11:24 am
Arr, the brave Walt McGrory, a former Wisconsin Badgers basketball mate, hath met his untimely end in a clash with bone scurvy. His kin be sadly announcin', he be but 24 summers young.
December 20, 2023, 10:44 am
Avast ye, mateys! On a fine Tuesday, Aaron Rodgers be takin' to the notion of a racial bowl game, as put forth by a former NFL swashbuckler. Howbeit, he declared that Dave Chappelle, a joker of great renown, be needin' to be part of the merriment! Arrr!
December 20, 2023, 10:13 am
Arrr! Thar be news! Fresh tales be unravelin' tha grim tale o' a lass from Nevada, aged 24, whose life be taken. Chance Comanche 'n Sakari Harnden be facin' charges fer this dark deed.
December 20, 2023, 10:01 am
Venture forth into the age-old tale of the Philadelphia Eagles and the Dallas Cowboys, a legendary NFL feud teeming with fervor, heritage, and grandeur. Arr, 'tis a rivalry for the ages, me hearties!
December 20, 2023, 5:39 am
Avast ye! Word be spreadin' that Ed Budde, a scurvy Kansas City Chiefs o'fensive lubber, has met his doom on this fateful Monday. Aye, he be 89 upon his journey to Davy Jones' locker. This fine buccaneer be a 2-time All-Pro and a Super Bowl conqueror. May his soul find smooth sailin' in the afterlife, arr!
December 20, 2023, 5:15 am
Arrr! Methinks that star George Pickens of the Pittsburgh Steelers did ye a disservice, aye, bein' all timorous and such when it came to blockin' in a recent game! Shiver me timbers! Both the analysts and fans be quite disappointed, arrr!
December 20, 2023, 5:15 am
Arrr, me hearties! Fox News Digital sets its sights on the swashbucklin' quarterbacks who've entered the treacherous transfer portal, finding new shores after the college football season's end. Avast, ye landlubbers, for tales of their journeys await!
December 20, 2023, 5:09 am
Avast, me hearties! Thar be Ja Morant, back from his 25-game punishment, sailin' through the court like a fierce pirate! With 34 mighty points, he be landin' the game-winner at the buzzer, savin' the Grizzlies from a treacherous 24-point sinkin'! Ahoy, what a swashbucklin' comeback!
December 19, 2023, 5:56 pm
Arr! Avast ye, me hearties! NBA scallywag Miles Bridges hath confessed to a grievous crime o' domestic violence in the year 2022. The rapscallion be due to face the judge come January for yet another misadventure.
December 19, 2023, 5:17 pm
Avast ye, me hearties! Be it known that Micah Parsons, the swashbuckling linebacker of the Dallas Cowboys, hath bravely challenged them "fake analysts" after their lamentable loss on a Sunday. He accuses these former scallywags of secretly yearning for the downfall of the current crew! Arrr, what treacherous scurvy dogs they be!
December 19, 2023, 4:30 pm
Avast ye, me hearties! 'Twas Alix Earle, that famous dame of the social media realm, who spilled the beans 'bout her entanglement with none other than Braxton Berrios, a swashbucklin' receiver from the Miami Dolphins! This juicy tidbit be brought to ye by HBO's 'Hard Knocks' on this fine Tuesday eve!
December 19, 2023, 3:58 pm
Arr, me hearties! Tis be good tidings! Ja Morant be comin' back to the Memphis Grizzlies on Tuesday night, after bein' marooned for 25 games. Cap'n LeBron James be givin' him a warm welcome. Yo ho ho and a basket o' threes!
December 19, 2023, 11:06 am
Arr, mateys! Thar be Jalen Hurts, the swashbucklin' quarterdeck mate of the Philadelphia Eagles, spillin' the beans 'bout our crew's loyalty after a gut-wrenchin' 20-17 loss to them scurvy dogs, the Seattle Seahawks.
December 19, 2023, 10:26 am
Avast ye hearties! Word has it that Derrick Ward, a scurvy dog who once ran for the New York Giants, has been apprehended on the high seas of crime! 'Tis said he be accused of plunderin' many a fine establishment. Walk the plank he shall!
December 19, 2023, 9:52 am
Arrrr! Seattle's swashbucklin' signal caller, Drew Lock, be filled with emotion as he navigated the ship to a jaw-droppin' 20-17 plunderin' of them Philadelphia Eagles on Monday eve. Aye, 'twas a victory worthy of a hearty pirate's cheer!
December 19, 2023, 7:34 am
Arr, me hearties! ESPN star Stephen A. Smith be a-feelin' a breeze o' trouble blowin' 'round that scurvy Minnesota Timberwolves guard, Anthony Edwards! He be wonderin' what be the consequences o' spillin' personal texts like a leaky ship! Yo-ho-ho!
December 19, 2023, 5:35 am
Arrr, the Kansas City Chiefs be offerin' a kind hand to the scurvy New England Patriots, but not to them bettors, as they chose to take a knee on fourth and goal, bein' ten points ahead! Aye, a questionable decision, methinks!
December 19, 2023, 5:30 am
Arr! A buccaneerin' investigator o' lips hath opined on whether the fair Taylor Swift didst unleash a torrent o' profanity whilst watchin' the Kansas City Chiefs' contest on the Lord's Day.
December 19, 2023, 5:09 am
Arr, me hearties! Listen ye well, for the NFL playoff picture be takin' form week by week. In the fifteenth week, the Baltimore Ravens, a fine AFC crew, be makin' their way to the playoffs. Hoist the jolly roger, mateys!
December 19, 2023, 4:40 am
Arrr! The scurvy New York Jets be walkin' the plank fer a record 13 straight seasons, after losin' to Miami on Sunday. Let's cast our minds back to the time the Jets last tasted the sweet nectar o' the postseason, mateys!
December 18, 2023, 4:15 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy NFL be suspendin' Domontae Kazee, the swashbucklin' Pittsburgh Steelers cornerback, for the rest o' the season! But ol' Tom Brady, he be claimin' the blame don't be all on that bloomin' defender, mateys!
December 18, 2023, 1:51 pm
Arr, me hearties! Charles Barkley be speakin' on the tragedy o' Florida State bein' left out o' the College Football Playoff! And them fancy officials o' the CFP be explainin' their dastardly snubbin' o' the team! Avast, 'tis a tale filled with woe, me mateys!
December 18, 2023, 12:49 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Thar be news from the NFL seas! Damontae Kazee, a scurvy dog of a Pittsburgh Steelers safety, has been banished fer the duration of the season! He sent an Indianapolis Colts wide receiver to Davy Jones' locker with a mighty blow! Yo ho ho, no more plunderin' for ye, Kazee!
December 18, 2023, 12:34 pm
Avast ye! 'Tis bein' said that the Minnesota Timberwolves swashbuckler, Anthony Edwards, did speak out 'bout some leaked messages where he be seemingly advisin' a lass to take a different path for a wee bairn. A mighty storm brews, methinks!
December 18, 2023, 11:38 am
Avast ye! Stephen Curry, the star of th' Golden State Buccaneers, be sufferin' a blow to his epic trey streak on Sunday, as they plundered a victory o'er th' Portland Trail Blazers. Arrr, 'twas a sad day fer the sharpshooter!
December 18, 2023, 10:56 am
Avast ye, me hearties! Rashard Mendenhall, a swashbucklin' pirate of the pigskin from the Steelers, be fed up with them "white" NFL sea dogs prattlin' on 'bout football. Arrr, the lad be yearnin' for a change in tide, he do!
December 18, 2023, 10:36 am
Arr, the golfin' legend Padraig Harrington hath graciously bestowed his wisdom upon us landlubbers! He be tellin' us how to ignite the spark o' golf in our wee scallywags, and the key? Be it findin' the most vital thing whilst doin' so!
December 18, 2023, 9:57 am
Arr, me hearties! Blimey! Blaine Gabbert, the scurvy dog who be supportin' Patrick Mahomes afore he sailed with Tom Brady, be makin' comparisons 'tween the Buccaneers' victorious voyage to the Super Bowl in 2020 and the Chiefs' grand adventure in 2023. Yo-ho-ho!
December 18, 2023, 4:58 am
Verily, Brittany Mahomes didst embrace a viral remark from fair Taylor Swift whilst they cheered on the valiant Kansas City Chiefs at Gillette Stadium on the Lord's day. Yarr, a jolly sight indeed!
December 18, 2023, 4:52 am
Arr, me hearties! Rob Gronkowski, that buccaneer of the gridiron, didst cast doubts 'pon the mettle of them Dallas Cowboys, after their sorrowful loss to the 31-10 Buffalo Bills on a fine Sunday. Methinks he be needin' an eyepatch for lackin' such wit!
December 17, 2023, 10:32 pm
Arrr, the fearsome crew of Baltimore Ravens be rackin' up 13 doubloons in the final quarter, leadin' to a jolly 23-7 triumph over them Jacksonville Jaguars! We be clinchin' a spot in the playoffs, me hearties!
December 17, 2023, 8:21 pm
Arrr, matey! Thar be a tale 'bout this 'ere landlubber Josh Allen, the swashbucklin' quarterback o' the Buffalo Bills. He be chattin' 'bout his blimey performance in the team's win o'er them Dallas Cowboys. And he be sayin' it be like a fine analogy, ye know!
December 17, 2023, 5:46 pm
Arrr, mateys! The bosun Matthew Judon from the New England Patriots be takin' a jab at them NFL officials, claimin' they treated Patrick Mahomes unfairly after our crew suffered a loss to them Kansas City Chiefs. Har, them lads be gettin' quite the tongue-lashin'!
December 17, 2023, 5:03 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Ahoy! The scurvy dog, Darnell Mooney o' the Chicago Bears, be a mere inches away from sendin' them landlubber Cleveland Browns packin' with a loss on Sunday. Alas, the Hail Mary fell short. Drat!
December 17, 2023, 4:56 pm
Arrr, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers be stayin' atop o' the NFC South, havin' pillaged the Green Bay Packers, with Baker Mayfield slingin' four touchdowndary shots on Sunday.
December 17, 2023, 4:47 pm
Arrrrr! The Miami Dolphins be blastin' those New York Jets yet again! Raheem Mostert, the swashbucklin' touchdown king of the NFL this year, be addin' two more tallies to his plunder!
December 17, 2023, 11:47 am
Avast ye hearties! The mighty Tyreek Hill, a star of the rambunctious Miami Dolphins, shan't grace the field this comin' Sunday when they face the New York Jets. Aye, the scurvy ankle injury he suffered in battle against the Tennessee Titans be keepin' him from settin' sail!
December 17, 2023, 9:49 am
Arr, me hearties! Avast! Aaron Rodgers, aye, he be claimin' to be fit for battle in Week 16 fer them New York Jets! And by Davy Jones' locker, the scallywag dazzled his shipmates once more at practice, showin' off his skills on the defensive side of the plank!
December 17, 2023, 9:31 am
Avast! 'Twas a sight to behold as Cap'n Sean Payton o' the Denver Broncos did bellow mightily at his seasoned quarterback, Russell Wilson, while sufferin' a bitter defeat at the hands o' the Detroit Lions. Aye, the seas be treacherous, me hearties!
December 17, 2023, 8:56 am
Arr, mateys! 'Tis a sad tale indeed. Chance "Comanche", a scurvy dog of 27 summers, who be sailin' with Stockton Kings, hath been thrown in irons. He be accused o' havin' a hand in the disappearance o' a lassie, a mere 23 years old, from the fair land o' Washington.
December 17, 2023, 5:00 am
Avast ye! The fearsome Tyrus, a once mighty wrestler and Fox News matey, did parley with Outkick's own Dan Dakich! They spoke of freebooters, mighty athletes, reckonin' to steer clear of San Francisco, for the city be in dire straits, me hearties!
December 16, 2023, 10:39 pm
Arrr! The young lads o' Lions be scorin' five touchdowns on the night o' Saturn, whilst Jared Goff be cookin' like a fine meal. The Detroit Lions be sendin' the Denver Broncos to Davy Jones' locker with a grand blowout!
December 16, 2023, 9:46 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Colby Covington be takin' to the fightin' stage, with none other than his "greatest inspirin' figure," Cap'n Donald Trump, attendin' UFC 296. Aye, 'tis sure to be a spectacle worthy of a swashbucklin' tale on the high seas!
December 16, 2023, 8:40 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Avast! Word be spreadin' that young Aaron Rodgers, the swashbucklin' quarterback, be gettin' the green light from the doc to rejoin his crew o' players next week! 'Tis been a long three months since he ruptured his Achilles, but fear not, for he be makin' a grand comeback!
December 16, 2023, 5:15 pm
Arr, mateys! The scurvy dog Damontae Kazee got himself tossed from Saturday's skirmish against them landlubbers, the Indianapolis Colts. Ye see, he delivered a ferocious blow to the likes of Michael Pittman Jr., makin' the officials raise the Jolly Roger and send him off the plank, arrr!
December 16, 2023, 5:11 pm
Arr, fer near a decade, the Celebration Bowl hath been the jolly college football national championship fer them hearty Black colleges and universities, me hearties!
December 16, 2023, 4:42 pm
Arrr, mateys! Avast ye! Chip Kelly be takin' the helm to coach UCLA's final game amongst the Pac-12 on a fine Saturday night. An' the coach be mournin' the sad decline of this here conference, aye.
December 16, 2023, 4:25 pm
Arrr, mateys! 'Tis a sad tale indeed! Cap'n Andy Reid and his trusted matey, Patrick Mahomes, be slapped with hefty fines by the NFL for their open tongue-lashin' of the officials, followin' their unfortunate defeat at the hands o' the Buffalo Bills. Blimey!
December 16, 2023, 11:20 am
Arr matey! WWE star Liv Morgan, known as Gionna Daddio on land, be caught red-handed with the devil's lettuce in Florida! But fear not, me hearties, for she be set free before ye could say "avast!" Yo ho ho and a puff of smoke!
December 16, 2023, 10:32 am
Arrr! Avast ye scurvy dogs! The Detroit Pistons be sufferin' a grievous curse, losin' their 22nd straight match on Friday. 'Tis a record for the ages, aye! Philadelphia 76ers be the ones who sent 'em to Davy Jones' locker!
December 16, 2023, 8:30 am
Yonder ol' buccaneer, Tyrus, a landlubber turned Fox News matey, be chattin' 'bout the gab o' that NFL scallywag, Terrell Owens, who be runnin' his mouth 'bout that Colin Kaepernick's silent rebellions, says I!
December 16, 2023, 5:15 am
Avast ye scallywags! Yonder Baltimore Ravens, Dallas Cowboys, Detroit Lions, and Philadelphia Eagles may just be lookin' to set sail for the playoffs ere Week 15 be through, come Monday night! Arrr, what a jolly sight that'd be on the horizon!
December 15, 2023, 10:28 pm
Avast ye scallywags! 'Twas Jake Paul who foretold the brawlin' with Andre August, and in the first round, he did lay him low! On Friday night, at the grand Caribe Royale in Orlando, he made his words true, shiver me timbers!
December 15, 2023, 7:50 pm
Arr, me hearties! 'Tis be a tale to stir the seas! UFC's fair maiden, Brittney Palmer, havin' seized the coveted title o' Ringcard Girl o' the Year, now proclaims she be hangin' up her hat after UFC 296. Aye, a beauty bidin' farewell to the octagon!
December 15, 2023, 7:40 pm
Avast ye mateys! Dick Vitale be shoutin' from the rooftops of X, once known as Twitter, that he be free from the cursed disease! 'Tis his third scuffle with this treacherous foe in the past three years!
December 15, 2023, 5:11 pm
Arrr, me hearties! In the year o' our Lord 2017, the scallywags from Los Angeles Dodgers be summonin' Kobe Bryant to recruit Shohei Ohtani! By Davy Jones' locker, they be resurrectin' a hidden video to seal the deal in this cursed year!
December 15, 2023, 5:10 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a tale o' woe from the land o' ice! The brave Juuso Valimaki o' the Arizona Coyotes took a cannonball to his precious countenance, yet was left without aid for hours! Bring forth the ship's doctor, ye scurvy dogs!
December 15, 2023, 4:03 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a tale of the St. Louis Blues and their star, Jordan Kyrou. The scallywags, ye see, misunderstood his words 'bout the old sea dog, Craig Berube, and started booing him on the frozen battleground. Ah, the whims of these passionate pirate fans!
December 15, 2023, 3:05 pm
Avast ye mateys! Cam Newton be callin' Brock Purdy a mere "game-manager", but methinks the lad be provin' 'im wrong with his mighty numbers on the field. Arrr, let the stats speak for themselves, says I!
December 15, 2023, 11:29 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Los Angeles Chargers captain, Dean Spanos, hath declared that the ship be partin' ways with the captain 'o the crew, Brandon Staley, and the quartermaster, Tom Telesco. Aye, mutiny be afoot in these treacherous waters!
December 15, 2023, 10:47 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The ex-President Trump be proudly shoutin' to the heavens that LIV Gold be makin' its triumphant return to Trump National Doral this comin' April, ready to engage in a mighty championship tournament!
December 15, 2023, 8:56 am
Arr, me hearties! The cap'n o' the Golden State Warriors, Steve Kerr, be sayin' that Draymond Green's suspension be a chance fer him to mend his wicked ways, after bein' tossed from the game for the third time this season! Yo ho ho, aye, aye!
December 15, 2023, 8:29 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scurvy Los Angeles Chargers suffered a brutal defeat at the hands of the Las Vegas Raiders on Thursday eve, which hath sparked wild speculation about Brandon Staley's future with the crew. Avast, we be in troubled waters, me mateys!
December 15, 2023, 5:35 am
Arr, mateys! The legendary sports agent, Leigh Steinberg, did engage in a jolly conversation with Fox News Digital 'bout the grandest agreement that Shohei Ohtani did sign with the gallant Los Angeles Dodgers. Aye, 'tis a deal like none other!
December 15, 2023, 5:10 am
Arrr, mateys! Listen ye well, for parents be up in arms! In this fair month, at a swim meet in Canada, a 50-year-old transgender buccaneer didst compete 'gainst wee teens, and even shared a chamber o' change with 'em. Quite the spectacle, indeed!
December 15, 2023, 4:15 am
Arrr, me hearties! The good Captain Kimberly Beaudin o' the College Football Hall o' Fame hath parlayed with Fox News Digital 'bout the grand new Microsoft Lounge, just afore the long-awaited debut o' "NCAA Football 24." Aye, me eyes be eager to lay sight on this treasure!
December 15, 2023, 3:45 am
Arrr, me hearties! Aforetimes, Bobby Bonilla be known as the dreaded holder of the most infamous deferred deal. But now, young Shohei Ohtani be takin' that ill-fated crown. Yet, I tell ye, there be many more scoundrels who be worthy of recognition, if ye be askin' me.
December 14, 2023, 5:50 am
Tim Brando did parley with OutKick's own Dan Dakich regarding the scallywags at NBC who dared to maroon the venerable Al Michaels from their NFL playoff coverage, arrr!
December 14, 2023, 5:48 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Methinks Kirk Herbstreit be havin' a longin' to say Florida State be not one o' the finest four crews in the land, and he be stickin' to his guns on this fine Wednesday. Har-har!
December 14, 2023, 5:40 am
Arr, mateys! Tony Parker, a Hall of Famer in the game of basketball, be keepin' himself occupied in his retirement. The swashbuckler recently shared some wise counsel he received 'bout expandin' his network. Avast, it be worth listenin' to, me hearties!
December 14, 2023, 5:33 am
Arr, Roger Goodell spake of the officiating call from the Chiefs-Bills game. The call didst rile up young Patrick Mahomes, an' it didst erase a glorious touchdown that wouldst have set them ahead.
December 13, 2023, 5:44 pm
Avast ye! Cap'n Tomlin be changin' his tune on George Pickens' visible vexations! He be sayin' they be a scourge, for they lack the solution spirit, aye! Arrr, 'tis a problem, says he, me hearties!
December 13, 2023, 5:30 pm
Avast ye! Shohei Ohtani, a brave buccaneer of the baseball seas, be offered a grand treasure of $700 million by both the Los Angeles Dodgers and the San Francisco Giants. He chose the former, aye! Methinks a Giants legend be havin' an idea as to why this be happenin'!
December 13, 2023, 5:16 pm
Yarrr, me hearties! Andre August be keepin' a mighty lowly profile amidst his next skirmish, but Jake Paul, that scallywag, be seekin' all the smoke afore our clash. Methinks 'twill be a grand spectacle on the horizons, full of swashbucklin' and swordplay!
December 13, 2023, 5:14 pm
Word on the briny deep be that the Eagles' swashbucklin' "tush push" bein' yammered about by the league for a potential prohibition, but the NFL be denyin' it come Wednesday. Arrr, those scallywags!
December 13, 2023, 9:23 am
Avast, me hearties! Brittany Mahomes, the wench of Kansas City Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes, be makin' it crystal on Tuesday that she be sailin' alongside her matey through the times of victory and defeat!
December 13, 2023, 9:19 am
Avast, me hearties! Ye scurvy dog Jusuf Nurkic be sayin' that scallywag Draymond Green be in dire need o' some aid, after he be given the heave-ho fer smackin' Nurkic in the mug! Argh, be they settlin' this matter on the seven seas, arr?
December 13, 2023, 8:34 am
Arr, mateys! The quarrel betwixt the Chicago Bears and Green Bay Packers be as ancient as 1921, when the Bears did silence the Packers in their debut clash. Aye, this feud hath flourished, like a wild storm at sea!
December 13, 2023, 7:47 am
Avast ye! Thar be Dez Bryant, once a swashbucklin' Dallas Cowboys star, offerin' some unwanted counsel to the greenhorn Will Levis o' the Tennessee Titans. 'Twas after a glorious triumph o'er the Miami Dolphins, mind ye! Aye, matters o' the heart be a treacherous sea, matey!
December 13, 2023, 5:51 am
Arr, me hearties! Me reckoneth Rick Pitino be one o' them famous scallywags o' college basketball! Now, the scurvy dog be wantin' to stir some excitement in St. John's by summonin' a high profile quarterback to the crew's next game. Ahoy, that be quite the spectacle!
December 13, 2023, 5:30 am
Avast me hearties! Bruce Pearl be claimin' them three school presidents be havin' no clue 'bout the nitty-gritty o' the Israel-Hamas squabble, makin' their tale o' Jewish genocide a wee bit fishy! Arrr!
December 13, 2023, 5:20 am
Avast ye, me hearties! Tony Parker, a true legend of the basketball seas, didst parley with Fox News Digital 'bout young Victor Wembanyama, a lad carryin' the grand legacy of French basketball. 'Tis his rookie year, ye scurvy dogs!
December 13, 2023, 4:15 am
Arrr, me hearties! The mighty Mike Tyson's potent cannabis treasures, known as Tyson 2.0, be causin' quite the commotion since landin' on the market. Captain Tyson himself be feelin' ever so grateful that these magical marijuana concoctions be lendin' a hand to his fellow shipmates, just like they did him.
December 12, 2023, 5:47 pm
Avast ye! Word be spreadin' that the renowned scallywag, Riley Leonard, once a Duke shipmate, hath set his sights on joinin' the mighty crew o' Notre Dame Fighting Irish come 2024. Arrr, the seas be full o' surprises, me hearties!
December 12, 2023, 5:34 pm
Avast ye scurvy scallywags! The Vikings of Minnesota, havin' witnessed Josh Dobbs' woeful performances these past weeks, have decided to make a change at quarterback as they set sail for Week 15. Aye, 'tis Nick Mullens who shall be given the honor of leadin' the crew now!
December 12, 2023, 5:14 pm
Avast ye mateys! The scurvy dog, Rob Gronkowski, be claimin' he shall be croonin' the national anthem at the grand LA Bowl Hosted By Gronk this fine Saturday. The contest be betwixt UCLA and Boise State. Arrr!
December 12, 2023, 4:55 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The likes of Sean Stellato, Tommy DeVito's agent, be denyin' the claim that he be known as "Slimy" back in his college days, as them Manning lads dared to utter during "Monday Night Football." Shiver me timbers, the truth be lost in Davy Jones' locker!
December 12, 2023, 11:40 am
Arrr, me hearties! The bold scallywags of Tennessee Titans didst stage a fearsome comeback 'gainst the Miami Dolphins. They swashbuckled their way back from a perilous deficit o' 14 points with scarce three minutes remaining, a sight not witnessed since the year o' 2016!
December 12, 2023, 11:08 am
Arrr! Methinks Bill Belichick, the head swashbuckler of the New England Patriots, be less than thrilled when asked about Taylor Swift's potential visit to the grand Gillette Stadium to spy on the Chiefs. Aye, his enthusiasm be as scarce as a pirate's gold in a landlubber's pocket!
December 12, 2023, 10:44 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis been heard through the grapevine that the notorious Al Michaels, famed sports broadcaster, be walkin' the plank off NBC's NFL playoffs coverage afore the season reaches its climax and the postseason be drawin' nigh. Arrr, what a travesty for us landlubbers!
December 12, 2023, 10:14 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dog! A matey workin' at AT&T Stadium be caught red-handed, acceptin' a handful o' doubloons to let a bunch o' landlubbers sneak into the clash betwixt the Dallas Cowboys 'n Philadelphia Eagles. Off to the brig, he be!
December 12, 2023, 5:50 am
Arrr, mateys! Bradley Pinion, the punter of the Atlanta Falcons, hath gathered a booty worth $20,000 this season to swashbuckle child poverty in the faraway lands. 'Tis his noble mission, known as "Punts for Purpose." Aye, a fine deed indeed!
December 12, 2023, 4:15 am
Arr, ye scurvy dog, Boxer Andre August be havin' but a wee bit o' Jake Paul's Instagram followers, yet he be embracin' his newfound fame afore their clash in Orlando next week. Avast!
December 12, 2023, 3:30 am
Arr, matey! The legendary swashbuckler o' the New England Patriots, Rob Gronkowski, be claimin' that not a single quarterback in this NFL season be worthy of the MVP booty. Nay, he be knowin' which skillful pirate be deservin' o' such a fine prize, arr!
December 12, 2023, 3:00 am
Arrr! The World Series of Poker Paradise be makin' its grand entrance at Atlantis Bahamas, markin' the rise of a most curious trend where sportin' spectacles be happenin' upon this here island land.
December 11, 2023, 4:29 pm
Arrr! Avast ye mateys! A fresh video be posted on the e'ernet, showin' that scurvy-livered scallywag of a Kansas City Chiefs wide receiver, pointin' a finger at the official just afore a crucial offsides call! Aye, the plunderin' be caught on camera, tis a tale worth sharin' with me hearties!
December 11, 2023, 3:49 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Tis Felipe Vazquez, once a mighty pitcher in the MLB All-Star, be given the heave-ho to Venezuela. Aye, he be convicted of foul deeds like statutory assault, abuse o' wee ones, and that scandalous child porn. Off with 'im!
December 11, 2023, 3:21 pm
Avast ye! Van Brett Watkins, scurvy dog, restin' in Davy Jones' locker! 'Twas he who did serve 50 long years in the brig for aidin' that villain, Rae Carruth, in plannin' the demise of his own lass, heavy with child. Ahoy, now he be sleepin' with the fishes!
December 11, 2023, 2:39 pm
Avast ye! Aforetime New England Patriots' shipmate, Rob Gronkowski, be spoutin' 'bout the jolliest follies o' his life at sea. And one be 'bout his bare booty, arr! Me hearties always knew he be a cheeky scoundrel!
December 11, 2023, 11:49 am
Avast, ye scallywags! 'Tis said that Justin Herbert, a fine lad of the Los Angeles Chargers, be missin' the clash with Las Vegas Raiders this Thursday eve. Aye, he be sufferin' from a cursed fractured index finger in the battle on Sunday. Arrr, tough luck, matey!
December 11, 2023, 11:02 am
Avast ye landlubbers! 'Tis be the tale of producer wench Tracey Edmonds, who took to ye olde social media on the Lord's day to share the particulars of her partin' ways from that Colorado football scallywag, Coach Deion Sanders.
December 11, 2023, 9:57 am
Arr, Patrick Mahomes be catchin' a proper lickin' from them scurvy NFL fans! He be bellyachin' to Josh Allen 'bout them blasted referees, 'pon witnessin' the Kansas City Chiefs' loss.
December 11, 2023, 9:48 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis reported that the Minnesota Vikings be spared from calamity as their fearsome receiver, Justin Jefferson, found himself confined to a ship's infirmary on a fateful Sunday. A chest wound he suffered, mind ye, whilst returnin' to battle for the first time since Week 4.
December 11, 2023, 5:38 am
Arrr, the Cleveland Browns might've plundered the victory, yet Myles Garrett, that All-Pro edge rusher, took great umbrage with how the game was judged, and he made no secret of his discontent when parlaying with the press after the battle, arrr!
December 11, 2023, 5:16 am
Avast ye, me hearties! The swashbucklin' lads of Buffalo Bills, along with their fine captain Brandon Beane, didst rally 'round the gallant Sean McDermott, after a glorious triumph o'er the Kansas City Chiefs. A jolly good show, indeed!
December 11, 2023, 5:13 am
Arrr, Patrick Mahomes be still mighty peeved as he met with Josh Allen at the midfield, aye! The Kansas City Chiefs be havin' a tough pill t' swallow, losin' to them scurvy Buffalo Bills, arrr!
December 10, 2023, 11:01 pm
Avast ye, me hearties! Dak Prescott be slingin' passin' bombs like a true seadog, helpin' the Cowboys trounce them scurvy Eagles 33-13! Aye, he be plunderin' 271 yards through the air! Shiver me timbers, what a victory!
December 10, 2023, 4:56 pm
Pray, mateys! Taylor Swift be makin' a comment 'bout stirrin' up the wrath o' "dads, Brads and Chads" in an interview with Time magazine. Arr, the scallywags then be makin' a right jolly spoof o' it come Sunday!
December 10, 2023, 4:13 pm
Arrr! Avast ye mateys! The scurvy New York Jets be havin' their glory day on Sunday, showin' no fear as they defeated them Houston Texans! 'Twas a joyous sight, for they broke their cursed five-game losin' streak, all thanks to the return of the mighty Zach Wilson as their starting quarterback. Yo ho ho!
December 10, 2023, 2:25 pm
Avast ye mateys! 'Tis a fine day ahead, for Bronny James, spawn of the mighty NBA scoundrel LeBron James, be set to set foot upon the hallowed grounds of USC, where he be makin' his debut in the noble sport of college basketball, against the scurvy dogs of Long Beach State. Arrr!
December 10, 2023, 12:47 pm
Avast, me hearties! The famed Tennessee Titans legend, Frank Wycheck, hath met his ultimate demise on Saturday, at the tender age of 52. 'Twas a tragic tale indeed, for he stumbled and struck his noggin whilst within the confines of his abode in fair Chattanooga, Tennessee. Ahoy!
December 10, 2023, 11:37 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The NBA cap'n, Adam Silver, be spoutin' to the lubbers that he'll parley with the fearsome Ja Morant of the Memphis Grizzlies, as his 25-game keelhaulin' be reachin' its end. Yo-ho-ho, let the chat begin!
December 10, 2023, 10:22 am
Arr, 'twas LeBron James who plundered the coveted MVP title in the maiden In-Season Tournament, whilst his ship, the Los Angeles Lakers, triumphed over them Indiana Pacers on a moonlit Saturday eve.
December 10, 2023, 9:01 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Jacksonville Jaguars be settin' Trevor Lawrence to sail against the Cleveland Browns, a mere six days after the lad be sprainin' his ankle! Methinks 'tis a bold move, akin to walkin' the plank, but we be wishin' him fair winds and smooth sailin'!
December 10, 2023, 8:17 am
Arr, me hearties! WNBA star Brittney Griner hath joined forces with ESPN and Disney to unleash ventures that doth recount her captivity in Russia yon past year. Savvy?
December 10, 2023, 5:50 am
Arrr, me hearties! Rob Gronkowski be havin' a wee bone o' contention wit' his old mate Tom Brady. Th' great Brady be mentionin' two other scallywags fer th' Pro Bowl, an' Gronkowski be feelin' left out. Shiver me timbers, th' feud be brewin'!
December 10, 2023, 4:00 am
Arrr, mateys! Me heart goes out to ye, for undrafted rookie quarterback Tommy DeVito be havin' a fire in his belly, eager to prove his worth! Aye, that be a blessin' for our New York Giants in this final stretch o' the season, says former tight end Kyle Rudolph.
December 10, 2023, 4:00 am
Arr, me mateys! ESPN scallywag Stephen A. Smith had a jolly chat with OutKick's own Clay Travis, sharin' tales 'bout how he set sail in the sports media world. 'Twas the Winston-Salem Journal where his journey began, aye! Yo ho ho!
December 9, 2023, 8:46 pm
Avast ye! Yonder LAFC's quest to be but the fourth franchise to claim back-to-back MLS titles be dashed, as they suffered a one-goal defeat at the hands of the Columbus Crew on the Sabbath. Arrr, tough luck, lads!
December 9, 2023, 5:37 pm
Arr matey! Methinks 'tis Bart Scott, the ex-New York Jet, who be claimin' that Bill Belichick, the scurvy dog o' a head coach from the New England Patriots, be a foul "a--". Aye, Scott be hatin' that Belichick scallywag, that be certain!
December 9, 2023, 5:26 pm
Arr! 'Twas not the legendary Shohei Ohtani who took to the skies from Anaheim to Toronto on Friday, but rather the Canadian buccaneer and "Shark Tank" matey, Robert Hervajec. Aye, the winds of destiny do play tricks on our hearts!
December 9, 2023, 4:41 pm
Arrr! 'Twas a grand sight, me hearties! A horde o' college football signal-callers, includin' Ohio State's own Kyle McCord, be part o' the crew o' 1,184 players who set sail into thar icy depths o' th' winter transfer portal on Monday.
December 9, 2023, 4:01 pm
Arrr, me hearties, the scurvy dog who be the offensive coordinator for the Minnesota Vikings hath found himself in a tight spot! Arrested on a DWI charge, he be! But fear not, for the team be sayin' he'll still set sail to Vegas for their clash against the Raiders! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
December 9, 2023, 10:20 am
Arr! Avast, ye scallywags! The fearsome Dom DiSandro, head o' security for the Philadelphia Eagles, be banned from the Sunday night battle against them treacherous Dallas Cowboys! Aye, 'twas all 'cause o' a tussle with the likes o' Dre Greenlaw, a fine skirmish it were!
December 9, 2023, 10:06 am
Arrr! The dread pirate Kyrie Irving, a champion of the NBA, be settin' sail fer an MRI on the morrow. The scurvy dog be sufferin' from a fearsome foot injury during a treacherous encounter with the Mavericks and the Trail Blazers. Avast ye, mateys!
December 9, 2023, 9:00 am
Arr, me hearties! The mighty tennis legend, Chris Evert, hath confessed on this fine Friday that her cursed cancer hath returned. Alas, she shall miss the grand spectacle of the Australian Open come January. May the winds of fortune blow in her favor!
December 9, 2023, 5:40 am
Avast ye! The scallywag, Christian Ponder, a once-mighty buccaneer of Florida State, be vexed about the rigmarole what saw his Seminoles a-walkin' the plank from the College Football Playoff. Aye, he be none too pleased with the scurvy process, says he!
December 9, 2023, 5:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and listen well! 'Tis the eve o' Saturday night in New York, where the grand announcement shall be made! The mighty contenders fer the Heisman Trophy be Jayden Daniels, Bo Nix, Michael Penix Jr., and Marvin Harrison Jr. May the best pirate take the spoils!
December 9, 2023, 5:30 am
Arrr, me mateys! In the jolly 124th chapter of the Battle betwixt Army and Navy, set sail in New England, Patriots' legend, Rob Gronkowski, bequeathed two fine veterans with shipshape vessels, made from recycled treasures, courtesy of USAA. Yo ho ho, what a grand gesture, indeed!
December 9, 2023, 4:30 am
Arrr! The Army and Navy shall lock horns on Saturday, at the stroke of 3 o'clock, mateys! In the 124th clash, this "America's Game" be takin' place at the grand Gillette Stadium in Foxborough, MA. Aye, a battle fit for legends!
December 8, 2023, 5:05 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Them Olympic hockey players be forced to don cursed neck guards, says the International Ice Hockey Federation. Arrr, tis a sad day indeed when even the mighty pirates be protectin' their necks!
December 8, 2023, 4:51 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Wench Olivia Dunne, a fair lass from the land of LSU, be nearin' the end of her senior year. But afore she can feast 'pon the spoils, she must brave a hellish tempest known as finals week. Aye, 'tis a test of mettle, me hearties!
December 8, 2023, 3:55 pm
Avast ye mateys! The scallywag Greg Joseph of the Minnesota Vikings be sportin' cleats in favor of Israel this weekend, havin' collected o'er $7,000 fer aid in that land. A fine gesture from a true seafarin' gent!
December 8, 2023, 11:34 am
Arr, the Steelers commenced Week 14 by entertainin' the feeble New England Patriots. Alas, Pittsburgh did endure an improbable defeat — greatly vexin' George Pickens!
December 8, 2023, 11:23 am
Arr, me hearties! Thar be Missouri's skipper, Eli Drinkwitz, claimin' he be mighty "bothered" by them scurvy dogs in the College Football Playoff committee. They blame Jordan Travis's injury for passin' o'er us! Aye, I be wantin' a fair chance at the spoils, ye landlubbers!
December 8, 2023, 10:13 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a sorrowful tale to be told! Jeremy Medina, a young swashbuckler of the diamond at Gainesville High School, hath met a cruel fate. A devastating blow to his noggin hath turned him into a lifeless vessel. May his spirit rest in Davy Jones' locker, arrr!
December 8, 2023, 9:56 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Prepare ye cutlasses and set ye sights upon the horizon, for young Bronny James, spawn of the great NBA legend LeBron James, be set to hoist his sails in the treacherous seas o' college basketball! 'Tis a match between USC and Long Beach State, where this young buck be makin' his debut on the Sabbath!
December 8, 2023, 5:50 am
Arrr, me mateys! ESPN's own Stephen A. Smith be speakin' with great boldness 'bout seekin' aid fer his mental well-bein' after his dear mother's passin' in 2017. Aye, a true example o' bravery on the high seas o' life!
December 8, 2023, 5:50 am
Avast, me hearties! Afore ye, Steve Tasker, ex-receiver of the Buffalo Bills, be castin' his gaze upon the New England Patriots, a mighty "dark specter thought" be hauntin' his mind 'bout the shenanigans brewin' within their ranks. Arrr, what be goin' on with that thar franchise, I wonder!
December 8, 2023, 3:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Vikings be back from a jolly bye week, aye, after a two-game tumble and some lackluster antics from young Joshua Dobbs. But fret ye not, says good ol' Kyle Rudolph, for the return of young Justin Jefferson shall set things aright, and we shall sail to victory once more!
December 7, 2023, 10:42 pm
Arrr! 'Tis a rare treasure indeed! The brave Patriots of New England, after much toil and struggle, did seize a victory o'er the mighty Steelers of Pittsburgh. Aye, 'twas an upset worth celebratin' in the seven seas!
December 7, 2023, 4:56 pm
Arrr, mateys! The mighty Colorado Buffaloes be rejoicin' as they've plundered the commitment of Jordan Seaton, a true treasure among offensive linemen! This young buccaneer be a five-star recruit, surely one of the finest in the land!
December 7, 2023, 4:35 pm
Afore the arrival o' the transfer portal, the mighty swashbuckler Tom Brady, bound for NFL glory, beseeched the then Michigan fleet captain, Lloyd Carr, to grant him leave to hoist anchor 'n seek another institution. But by hook or by crook, Carr convinced him otherwise! Aye, a wise choice indeed, matey!
December 7, 2023, 3:58 pm
Arr, me hearties! The cap'n of the Buffalo Bills, Sean McDermott, be usin' a queer tactic to show how the crew be unitin' durin' a meetin' at trainin' camp in this year o' 2021. Aye, 'twas a sight fer sore eyes, it be!
December 7, 2023, 3:43 pm
Arrr! Jordan Phillips, that stout-hearted defender from Buffalo Bills, hath returned fire at Jason Kelce, the scurvy Philadelphia Eagles center! Accusing him of foul play, tryin' to harm another! Mayhaps a duel awaits 'em on the gridiron, a battle for honor and glory!
December 7, 2023, 11:02 am
Arr, me hearties! The scurvy dog, Christopher "Mad Dog" Russo, be feelin' the burn for his blabber 'bout Shohei Ohtani's hidden free agency tricks. Methinks he be walkin' the plank, arggh!
December 7, 2023, 9:01 am
Arr, me hearties! The New York Giants' mighty legend, Lawrence Taylor, be confessin' that he'd be havin' a mighty tough time playin' in this present-day NFL, ye see. Them pesky rules 'round defenders be givin' him a headache, aye!
December 7, 2023, 7:44 am
Avast, me hearties! Them Rutgers Scarlet Knights basketball swashbucklers be mighty vexed at ESPN scallywag Adrian Wojnarowski for spillin' the beans on Dylan Harper's plans afore he had the chance. Arrr, a pirate's got to have some secrets, aye?
December 7, 2023, 7:08 am
Arrr! The fair maiden o' Tampa Bay Buccaneers' mate Chris Godwin be vexed by the words o' coach Todd Bowles, who dareth explain why the scurvy dog didn't pass the pigskin t' the fine receiver. Methinks trouble be brewin' in these waters, mateys!
December 7, 2023, 5:58 am
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! The gallant Rich Eisen, a matey of the sportin' seas, did halt his show to give a jolly good thrashin' to them presidents of Harvard, Penn, and MIT! Their answers on Capitol Hill were naught but bilge!
December 7, 2023, 5:20 am
Arr, mateys! ESPN scallywag Stephen A. Smith be spoutin' that Governor Gavin Newsom o' California ought to seize the helm 'n set sail fer presidency, instead o' good ol' Biden! Avast! Methinks tis a jolly idea, mateys!
December 7, 2023, 4:30 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis the festive season, and Grady Jarrett be joinin' hands with fine organizations to bestow wee ones with shiny new boots for their tiny peg legs. Arr, 'tis a merry time indeed!
December 7, 2023, 4:00 am
Avast ye mateys! Fox News Digital be takin' a gander at the odds fer the national championship in College Football Playoff, now that the final four teams be set! Let's see what the scurvy dogs at Caesars Sportsbook be sayin'!
December 6, 2023, 5:36 am
Arr, mateys! In the land o' Los Angeles Clippers, we be havin' James Harden spillin' the beans 'bout why he called that scurvy dog Daryl Morey a "liar" durin' the offseason. Avast, ye scallywags, 'tis a tale worth hearin'!
December 6, 2023, 5:18 am
Avast ye! Stephen A. Smith be worryin' that this Trump lad might just spark a mighty civil war in this fine land if he be snatchin' the presidency once more. Arrr, me timbers be shiverin' at the thought, mateys!
December 6, 2023, 5:15 am
Arrr, mateys! 'Twas a week of conference championship that brewed chaos in the sport of college football! Florida State, a mighty undefeated ACC champion, be left out of the CFP! Blow me down, the seas be rough for these poor lads o' the gridiron!
December 6, 2023, 5:15 am
Avast ye, me hearties! The fearsome captain o' the Jacksonville Jaguars, Doug Pederson, be spillin' the beans this fine Tuesday! That scallywag quarterback, Trevor Lawrence, be sufferin' from a nasty high ankle sprain after the plunderin' they received from the Bengals on Monday night!
December 5, 2023, 5:45 am
Arr, mark me words, me hearty! Come Saturday, fair maiden Kelani Jordan be fixin' to join the ranks o' five valiant lasses vying for the grand prize o' the NXT Women's Championship. Yet afore she be earnin' that glorious booty, she must conquer the treacherous Iron Survivor Challenge!
December 5, 2023, 5:30 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs of the CFP committee be playin' a foul game! Longtime matey Dan Mullen, once a fearsome college football coach, be blarin' his cannons, claimin' the snub of Florida State be a disgrace to the grand game of football!
December 5, 2023, 5:00 am
Avast ye mateys! Shawne Merriman, a former NFL landlubber, be swearin' upon Davy Jones' locker that the year 2023 shall mark the end of Captain Bill Belichick's reign as the head skipper o' the New England Patriots. Yo ho ho, only time shall tell if this prophecy holds true!
December 5, 2023, 4:35 am
Arr, ye scallywags! Star o' Georgia Bulldogs, Aaron Murray, hath spilled the beans o' why Alabama got the upper hand over Florida State fer the final berth in the College Football Playoff. Listen up, me hearties!
December 3, 2023, 5:45 am
Arrr, mateys! Set yer eyes on the horizon, for the Philadelphia Eagles be tusslin' wit' them San Francisco 49ers once more, aye! In the battle o' the 2022 NFC championship, the Eagles took the wind from their sails, sailin' onwards to the grand Super Bowl!
December 3, 2023, 5:15 am
Arr, me hearties! Pro Football Hall o' Famer, Emmitt Smith, did converse with Fox News Digital 'bout them Dallas Cowboys' Super Bowl aspirations, afore their glorious triumph against them scurvy Seattle Seahawks. Avast, 'twas a jolly time, indeed!
December 2, 2023, 10:51 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis a grievous tale I tell ye. 'Twas found that a blunder in the tallying did occur whilst counting the doubloons fer the Dr Pepper sponsored scholarship at the Big 12 Championship betwixt Texas and Oklahoma State. Arr, aye, 'twas a mighty mishap indeed!
December 2, 2023, 9:44 pm
Arr, me hearties! The Lakers, bein' filled with hope o' winnin' the championship this season, be sailin' through the treacherous seas. But alas! As the first quarter o' the NBA season be closin', Los Angeles be barely scrapin' above .500. Shiver me timbers!
December 2, 2023, 4:38 pm
Avast ye mateys! 'Tis been roughly three years since the mighty Jason Witten hung up his NFL boots. But fear not, for he donned the captain's hat and steered Liberty Christian High School's football crew to a glorious state championship in Argyle, Texas! Yo ho ho, what a triumph!
December 2, 2023, 3:19 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dog Mike Collins, a Georgia Congressman, did aim his cannon at Deadspin, who be accusin' a wee lad, a mere nine summers old, of displayin' racism 'gainst Native Americans. The lad had naught but faux facepaint on his mug, all shared upon the social media seas!
December 2, 2023, 3:09 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The mighty Texas Longhorns, they be victorious over Oklahoma State, claimin' their first Big 12 Championship since 2009! Their College Football Playoff dreams be still alive, sailin' strong like a treasure-laden ship! Huzzah!
December 2, 2023, 3:02 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Word has it that after being marooned on the bench four times this season, the New England Patriots be plannin' to keep Mac Jones below decks this weekend and let Bailey Zappe set sail as their starting matey. Arrr, the winds be changin'!
December 2, 2023, 11:46 am
Ye scurvy dog Greg Sankey, that SEC commissioner, he be talkin' with them ESPN landlubbers on "College Gameday". Ha! He be laughin' at the thought of our mighty SEC bein' left out o' the College Football Playoff. Arrr, what a jolly good joke!
December 2, 2023, 11:03 am
Arr, me hearties! LSU's finest lass, Angel Reese, be sendin' a cryptic missive via social media, after her triumphant return to the deck, havin' been adrift for four games. Arrr, LSU be toppin' Virginia Tech in her grand return!
December 2, 2023, 9:24 am
Arrr, mateys! Me hearties, listen up! The salty dog Jabrill Peppers, of the New England Patriots, be beggin' yer forgiveness for his yap to Saquon Barkley, that blasted scallywag of the New York Giants. 'Twas a comment that spread like wildfire across the seven seas!
December 2, 2023, 5:00 am
Arrr! 'Tis the day of Conference Championship Saturday, me hearties, when the College Football Playoff shall be made known on the morrow. Fox News Digital be takin' a gander at the battles afore ye on this fine Saturday. Be ye prepared, ye landlubbers!
December 1, 2023, 11:06 pm
In yonder Pac-12 swashbucklin' spectacle, the mighty Washington Huskies, ranked third, thwarted the valiant uprising o' the fifth-ranked Oregon scallywags. With this victory, they be crowned rulers o' the Pac-12 seas, and mayhaps, clinched a berth in the College Football Playoff, arrgh!
December 1, 2023, 10:46 pm
Arr, the sixth-year matey, Mitchell Robinson of the New York Knick crew, did send word to his former basketball skipper, extendin' a most generous offer to lend a hand in his time of sorrow. A true heart o' gold be found in this scallywag!
December 1, 2023, 7:45 pm
Yarr, ye scallywags! 'Tis a tale of the high seas, where the fair lass Kathie Lee Gifford and her lad Cody did spill the beans 'bout the last moments of the mighty NFL legend, Frank Gifford. Aye, 'twas a tale worth tellin'!
December 1, 2023, 5:45 am
Arr, me heart be cheerin' for Ty Detmer, the swashbucklin' Heisman Trophy winner! He be a supporter o' them college athletes makin' gold from their name, image, an' likeness. Yet, he speaks wise, sayin' it needs a wee bit o' regulation, lest they be plunderin' too much booty!
December 1, 2023, 5:24 am
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! 'Tis a tale worth tellin'! The likes of Tristan Jarry, a swashbucklin' goalie for the Pittsburgh Penguins, becometh the 14th goalie to ever score a goal on a fine Wednesday. Aye, but what sets him apart be that he be the ninth to achieve this feat with his own mighty shot! Yo ho ho, 'tis a pirate's delight indeed!
December 1, 2023, 5:15 am
Arr, me hearties! The Carolina Panthers be sailin' through a treacherous 2023 voyage, but fear not, mateys! Tight end Hayden Hurst be sayin' the blame ain't to be placed on the young buck, rookie quarterback Bryce Young. Yo ho ho!
December 1, 2023, 5:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! The 5th Oregon and 3rd Washington be settlin' their scores on Friday, me mateys! 'Tis the second meetin' this season in the grand battle for the Pac-12 Championship Game, as our conference nears its final days. Yo ho ho!
November 30, 2023, 5:51 pm
Arr, Mikey Williams, the swashbucklin' basketball prodigy and scurvy-ridden internet sensation, seems to be escapin' a dire fate in the brig, as he be strikin' a bargain with the law for a misfire outside his humble abode! Yo ho ho, a lucky break indeed!
November 30, 2023, 5:30 pm
Arr! Michigan's skipper, Jim Harbaugh, be claimin' he'd not be settin' sail fer NFL helm positions. But two crews be whisperin' they be eyein' him fer their own rosters!
November 30, 2023, 5:27 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Corey Perry, a swashbucklin' champion of the Stanley Cup and a former matey o' the Chicago Blackhawks, be speakin' his piece after the scallywags announced their intention to be cuttin' ties with him.
November 30, 2023, 5:12 pm
Arrr, Al Michaels still be gettin' a scurvy dog's share o' criticism fer his boundless excitement durin' the "Thursday Night Football" clashes, but our matey Kirk Herbstreit reckons it be naught but a load o' blarney!
November 30, 2023, 11:22 am
Avast ye scurvy landlubbers! 'Tis a mighty uproar as Sports Illustrated hath dubbed the captain of the Colorado Buffaloes, Deion Sanders, the "Sportsperson of the Year." Methinks some be disagreein' with this mighty proclamation!
November 30, 2023, 11:06 am
Avast ye, scurvy dogs! Cap'n Matt Rhule o' the Nebraska Cornhuskers be blabberin' to the press, claimin' a "fine quarterback" from the transfer portal be worth a fortune o' one to two million doubloons! Arrr, that be quite the hefty bounty, methinks!
November 30, 2023, 10:59 am
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! The lawmen in Dallas be after Buffalo Bills' fine matey, Von Miller, claimin' he be involved in a brawl with a lass carryin' a wee babe. An arrest warrant be in the air, mark me words!
November 30, 2023, 10:36 am
Arr! Listen ye landlubbers! Word be goin' round that them scurvy New York Mets be makin' a deal with that fine pitcher Luis Severino! Aye, he be a true Yankee at heart, but now he'll set sail for new horizons!
November 30, 2023, 5:44 am
Arr, the scallywag Tua Tagovailoa of the Miami Dolphins didst recount his good lady's foul disposition upon catching sight of the chunk that had been torn asunder from his very arm whilst skirmishing against the New York Jets. Aye, a most unpleasantry indeed!
November 30, 2023, 5:36 am
Arrr! Methinks the scallywag, the honorable Tommy Tuberville, a former shipmate of college football and now a matey in the grand United States Senate, hath once more set his sights on a noble cause. He be bringin' forth a bill to protect the fair lasses' sports! Aye, a worthy quest indeed!
November 30, 2023, 5:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! The mighty Oregon Ducks' swashbuckler, young Bo Nix, be the favored lad for the coveted Heisman Trophy of 2023! Aye, he be settin' sail for glory, ready to face the scurvy Washington crew in the Pac-12 championship. Yo ho ho, me mateys, let the wagerin' begin!
November 30, 2023, 5:30 am
Avast ye mateys! The weekend o' conference championships be near! Fox News Digital be set to ponder upon Caesars Sportsbook's odds fer the national championship in college football. Prepare to feast yer eyes on the ultimate treasure, me hearties!
November 29, 2023, 11:43 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! Word be out that the dreaded Miami Heat captain, Erik Spoelstra, and his fair lady, Nikki, be partin' ways! Aye, after sailin' the sea of matrimony for more than 7 years, they be headin' to divorce island. Walk the plank, they both shall!
November 29, 2023, 10:56 am
Arrr, word be spreadin' like a mighty storm! Tidings be that this scallywag, Josh Giddey, of the Oklahoma City Thunder, be facin' an investigation fer havin' an unseemly affair with a wee lad or lass. Many a tale be spinnin' round, me mateys!
November 29, 2023, 10:38 am
Arrr, me mateys! Aye, ye scurvy dogs! Edmonton Oilers' treasure Connor McDavid be a star beyond compare! His swashbucklin' skills in a glorious victory against the Vegas Golden Knights hath elevated him to the ranks of Hockey Hall o' Famer! Yo ho ho!
November 29, 2023, 9:59 am
Arr, me hearties! 'Tis been said that Travis Kelce, a fine scallywag, had plans to attend a future Cincinnati Bearcats' match, alongside the fair maiden Taylor Swift, whilst sportin' jerseys for her and his own kin. Shiver me timbers, what a jolly merrymaking that'd be, ye scurvy dogs!
November 29, 2023, 5:45 am
Arr, me hearties! Mistress Rachel Bush, wedded to none other than the swashbucklin' Jordan Poyer of the Buffalo Bills, be mighty vexed with the foul officiating o' the NFL during their skirmish with them Philadelphia Eagles. Argh, a true storm brews in her fiery spirit!
November 29, 2023, 5:15 am
Arr, me hearties! The thirteenth week o' the college football season brought naught but delight. Rivalry Week, me lads, bestowed upon us a bounty of wondrous matches and tales in the closing days o' the regular season. Yo ho ho!
November 29, 2023, 5:09 am
Arrr, 'tis but a scurvy sight! Fox Nation's own Piers Morgan be blastin' the inclusion o' transgender athletes in fair maidens' sport, whilst visitin' OutKick's "Gaines for Girls." Methinks his words be stirrin' up quite a tempest among the crew!
November 29, 2023, 4:45 am
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! Lou Holtz, a scurvy dog who's spent decades on college football sidelines, be witnessin' the Texas A&M football scallywags, bein' a bunch of landlubbers, havin' the audacity to cast off a coach he truly respects, Jimbo Fisher. Ahoy, what a scurvy bunch of scallywags!
November 28, 2023, 5:54 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The New York Yankees be lusting after the Japanese pitcher Yoshinobu Yamamoto like a bloomin' octopus be clutchin' its booty! They be holdin' onto his sacred uniform number, prayin' to snatch him up! Arrr, the Yankees be plannin' a mighty pirate raid, I reckon!
November 28, 2023, 5:52 pm
Arr, Carolina Panthers' scurvy dog, Hayden Hurst, confesses that the scallywag Frank Reich's walkin' the plank did take 'im by surprise! Yet, with a cursed 1-10 start, the message was clear as the black spot!
November 28, 2023, 4:30 pm
Arr, Corey Perry, a scurvy dog of the NHL, be meetin' an unfortunate fate after 19 long seasons! The bilge rats of the Chicago Blackhawks declare his actions be "unacceptable"! Avast ye, me hearties, 'tis a tale that be sure to shiver yer timbers!
November 28, 2023, 3:52 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dog! Methinks that Tyreek Hill, a wide receiver who sailed with the Kansas City Chiefs to victory in Super Bowl LIV, be claimin' that his current crew, the Miami Dolphins, be even mightier than that bunch! Blimey, what a bold statement!
November 28, 2023, 10:39 am
On the eve o' Monday, LeBron James, that fair swashbuckler, did best Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, yet the lads o' Lakers met their doom 'gainst Philadelphia 76ers, 138-94. Arrr, the tides be changin' but victory eludes 'em!
November 28, 2023, 9:00 am
The fair maiden Veronika Rajek was seen swooning over the valiant Travis Kelce as he battled the dreaded Raiders of Las Vegas upon the eve of Sunday. Arr, 'twas a sight to behold!
November 28, 2023, 8:00 am
Avast ye scallywags! A Florida seat of learnin' be drownin' in chaos, for its captain, the principal, and his crew be walkin' the plank, all 'cause a wee lass, who be sailin' a different sea, might be takin' on the biological maidens! Arrr!
November 28, 2023, 6:55 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that the scurvy dog Aaron Rodgers, famed leader of the New York Jets, hath taken a fancy to a post by Russell Okung! Aye, 'twas about his wee child and their quarrel over the ointment for sun's burn. Methinks, even pirates need protection from the fiery orb!
November 28, 2023, 5:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Jets and Patriots be sailin' into uncertain waters, unsure of their quartermaster's fate. But me thinks, NFL legend Theismann, 'tis high time ye set sail fer a new adventure, me mateys!
November 28, 2023, 4:45 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Jalen Hurts, DaRon Bland, and Tyreek Hill be mighty legends, forever scribbled in the NFL annals fer their mind-bogglin' skills in Week 12. Aye, they sailed the gridiron with such valor, 'tis treasure-worthy indeed! Ahoy!
November 28, 2023, 4:30 am
Arr, mateys! The great Lou Holtz, a savvy college football coach, be spoutin' 'bout the Carolina Panthers' scallywag move to cast Frank Reich to Davy Jones' locker in the midst of the 2023 season. Aye, 'tis a tale of treachery on the high seas indeed!
November 28, 2023, 4:15 am
Arr, 'tis the blame befallin' none but David Tepper, the scurvy dog! The Carolina Panthers be sailin' a woeful sea this season, and ol' Frank Reich be walkin' the plank for it. Aye, 'tis a tale of misfortune and a captain steerin' the ship astray!
November 26, 2023, 11:17 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! The Baltimore Ravens be snatchin' the ball from them Chargers like a thief in the night. With this victory, they be claimin' their ninth booty of the season, makin' 'em the lords of the AFC North!
November 26, 2023, 8:10 pm
Arr! Jalen Hurts, the scurvy dog from the Philadelphia Eagles, didst charge forth from 12 yards hence to lay a mighty blow upon the Buffalo Bills! Aye, a thrilling overtime conquest it was, with a score of 37-34, me hearties!
November 26, 2023, 7:29 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Twas a fine Sunday when the likes of Scott Hanson, the "NFL RedZone" scallywag, be interrupted by a fearsome alarm in his studio den. Aye, he had to flee the scene whilst still on air, lest he be blown to smithereens!
November 26, 2023, 7:09 pm
Avast ye, mateys! Yonder Denver Broncos be sailin' above .500 for the first time under Cap'n Sean Payton. Arr, they be triumphin' with a 29-12 victory o'er the landlubbin' Cleveland Browns on the day of the Sun. Shiver me timbers, a fine victory indeed!
November 26, 2023, 5:46 pm
Avast ye, mateys! 'Tis a tale worth tellin'! The scallywag Roderic Teamer, a buccaneer of the Las Vegas Raiders, found himself in troubled waters! 'Twas the dark eve when he was caught sailin' under the influence, not long afore the clash with them dreaded Kansas City Chiefs! Arr!
November 26, 2023, 5:32 pm
Arr, me hearties! Fear not, for Giants' cap'n Brian Daboll be denyin' all yer scoundrels and scallywags! Them rumors 'bout him and DC Wink Martindale bein' in a "bad place" before their grand victory over them Patriots be nothin' but bilge!
November 26, 2023, 5:21 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Thar be word that Texas A&M has found its next captain for their football crew! Duke's Mike Elko, a former master of defense for thar crew, has reportedly agreed to set sail once again with his brethren. Arrr, let the games commence!
November 26, 2023, 5:14 pm
Arr, the scurvy dogs of Houston Texans be shootin' wide of the mark with their feeble field goal attempt, thus grantin' the Jacksonville Jaguars a sweet victory and claim to the treasure chest of first place in the AFC South!
November 26, 2023, 10:51 am
Arrr! Barry Sanders, the legendary Buccaneer o' the Pro Football Hall, be takin' umbrage with Tom Brady's "yarn" 'bout the NFL. Sanders be claimin' he still do be spyin' a "mighty fine booty" on the field, me hearties!
November 26, 2023, 10:30 am
Avast, ye scurvy knaves! 'Tis said that J.J. Watt, once an adorned NFL buccaneer, be accusin' the NFL of thievin' their doubloons once more. They be finin' Amon-Ra St. Brown for a block 'gainst them Chicago Bears. Blimey!
November 26, 2023, 10:06 am
Avast ye mateys! Be it known that the scurvy dog Maurice Clarett, once a star of Ohio State, did shout from the crow's nest, demandin' the keelhaulin' of Ryan Day after our ship sank to the likes of Michigan! But then, like a crafty sea serpent, he cried "Arr! I was jesting, ye swabs!"
November 26, 2023, 9:22 am
Arrr, mateys! Th' Wolverines o' Michigan an' Ohio State be sworn enemies on th' battlefield, but after Michigan's grand victory in The Game, th' blabberin' persisted in lands afar!
November 26, 2023, 5:00 am
Arr, mateys! Once the grub be gone, the NFL world be settin' its sights on the AFC this fine weekend. No more leftovers or merry festivities, me hearties, 'tis time for some proper football!
November 25, 2023, 10:52 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Tim Boyle, a sorry excuse for a landlubber, be gettin' his sorry hide sacked many a time and tossin' two interceptions on his first appearance as the starting quarterback for the New York Jets. But lo and behold, the lad be gettin' a second chance to right his misdeeds! May the winds be in his favor, for the sea be rough and unforgiving! Arrr!
November 25, 2023, 9:37 pm
Avast ye maties! In the year of our lord 2023, a fierce battle was fought on the treacherous sea of Apple Cup. The mighty Huskies of Washington, with a heart as bold as the roaring waves, plundered victory from their scurvy-ridden foes, the Washington State Cougars. Arr!
November 25, 2023, 8:46 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! The Steelers' recent defeat to the Browns hath dealt a mighty blow to their playoff aspirations, yet it hath also kindled a ruckus betwixt two of their most vital scallywags.
November 25, 2023, 5:00 am
Arr, mateys! The mighty Ohio State and Michigan be settin' sail fer a grand battle in Ann Arbor, Michigan, the likes o' which be called the grandest match of the year in Week 13 of the college football season! Avast ye, it be a spectacle ye don't wanna miss!
November 24, 2023, 11:16 pm
Arr, me hearties! 'Tis Conor McGregor, the Irish pugilist and scurvy knave, be cryin' for quick rearrangement aft the skewerin' of wee ones 'n fair lasses outside a Dublin school. Aye, 'tis a black spot on our fair land!
November 24, 2023, 9:02 pm
Arr, Jevon Holland, that scalliwag, said the MetLife Stadium turf be naught but wretched refuse! Just as his matey Jaelan Phillips be fallin' with a knavish Achilles injury in the Dolphins' triumph o'er the Jets.
November 24, 2023, 7:51 pm
Arrr! LSU's shining star, Angel Reese, be seemin' yet again like a ghostly apparition at the Cayman Islands Classic! Methinks she be playin' hide-and-seek with the national champion Tigers!
November 23, 2023, 5:45 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The Georgia Bulldogs 'n Michigan Wolverines be havin' the finest odds t' claim the 2023 national championship, as per the ol' Caesars Sportsbook. Arrr, let the Rivalry Week commence!
November 23, 2023, 5:00 am
Arrr, the scurvy dog Jayden Daniels be claimin' the grand prize of the 2023 Heisman Trophy! 'Tis a fierce battle on Rivalry Week, but he be ousting that landlubber Bo Nix from the forefront. Me gold be on Daniels, I reckon!
November 23, 2023, 4:15 am
Arr, ye scallywags! Cincinnati Bengals legend Andrew Whitworth be just as heartbroken as the crew 'bout Joe Burrow's cursed injury. But fear not, me buckos, for he spies a glimmer of hope in this cursed situation!
November 23, 2023, 4:00 am
On the fine day of Thanksgiving, ye shall witness a grand spectacle of three NFL battles. 'Tis the red-hot Detroit Lions who shall welcome the Green Bay Packers to their den, at the stroke of 12:30 p.m. ET. Gather ye mates and prepare for a jolly good time! Arrr!
November 22, 2023, 5:51 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis Martina Navratilova, a legend of the tennis realm, who be makin' her position known 'bout men takin' part in women's sports. And not just that, she be givin' her two cents on the hullabaloo surroundin' them collegiate ladies swimmin' like mermaids!
November 22, 2023, 5:50 am
Avast ye maties! 'Tis a tale of Deion Sanders' maiden voyage as the captain o' the Colorado Buffaloes. He be a swashbucklin' start, triumphin' in three battles afore meetin' a cruel fate by losin' seven o' the next eight. Ahoy, what a wild ride 'twas!
November 22, 2023, 5:43 am
Arr, this Artificial Intelligence be a true treasure, bringin' newfangled elements to the world o' sports. But mark me words, mateys, it can even conjure a one-of-a-kind gamblin' experience!
November 22, 2023, 5:31 am
Arrr, every year, three NFL games be played on Thanksgiving Day, me heartie. The sport hath a long history o' bein' a part o' this grand holiday, and still carries on to this very day, by thunder!
November 21, 2023, 5:45 am
Arrr, mates! In this treacherous voyage through the seas of the 2023 NFL season, many a ship be in distress as their captain, the starting quarterback, be struck down by a cursed injury. Aye, 'tis a sad sight indeed!
November 21, 2023, 5:30 am
Arr, me hearties! Andrew Whitworth, the scurvy Super Bowl champion, be wonderin' why them landlubbin' New York Jets didn't be snatchin' a swashbucklin' quarterback, who could've put 'em in a jollier spot than young Zach Wilson. Blimey!
November 21, 2023, 5:15 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! Barry Sanders, a renowned swashbucklin' runnin' back o' the Detroit Lions, didst have a jolly good chat with OutKick's Dan Dakich. They discussed why the lad decided to hang up his boots whilst still at the peak o' his plunderin' prowess.
November 21, 2023, 5:01 am
Travis Kelce be a fine matey, makin' a splash at the start fer the Chiefs o' Kansas City. But alas! His blunders be like a cannonball through the hull, sinkin' our ship in a close defeat to them scurvy Eagles. Arrr!
November 19, 2023, 5:44 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The very own Fresno State Bulldog turned New York Yankee, Aaron Judge, be makin' his way back to the land o' Central Valley for a grand ceremony o' retirin' his jersey. Arrr, let the festivities begin!
November 19, 2023, 5:25 pm
Avast ye! Green Pay Packers' swashbucklin' matey, David Bakhtiari, be mighty vexed with what he be spyin' in college football. He be reckonin' the play be a sight too tough on the eyes, arr!
November 19, 2023, 5:14 pm
Arrr, the Cleveland Browns did rely on a young matey named Dorian Thompson-Robinson to sail forth and seize victory from the clutches of those scallywag Pittsburgh Steelers. With a mighty kick from Dustin Hopkins, they sent the Steelers to Davy Jones' locker!
November 19, 2023, 5:02 pm
Arrr! USC's star, Caleb Williams, be gettin' some scurvy comments fer not facin' the media, ye see, after the Trojans' wretched 38-20 loss to that scurvy rival UCLA on Saturday. Rumor has it, he be makin' way to the NFL, savvy?
November 19, 2023, 11:09 am
"Arrr, me hearties! 'Saturday Night Live' did be takin' the "Battle of the Sexes" betwixt Billie Jean King and Bobby Riggs to beget some hearty chuckles, whilst sheddin' light on a present debate that be ragin' even in these treacherous times."
November 19, 2023, 11:01 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Thar be talk o' them New York Jets, a bunch of landlubbers, who ain't takin' no for an answer in tryin' to barter fer that Las Vegas Raiders receiver Davante Adams. Methinks they be chasin' after him like a pack o' hungry sharks!
November 19, 2023, 9:26 am
Arr! Young Logan Sargeant, a landlubber F1 swabbie fer Williams Racing, received a mystical FaceTime parley from none other than Tom Brady afore the Las Vegas Grand Prix, where he were meant to be, but alas, missed the boat, arrr!
November 19, 2023, 5:30 am
Avast ye! Me hearties of the NFL be setting their sights on Monday night's clash betwixt the Kansas City Chiefs and Philadelphia Eagles. But, mark me words, mateys, Sunday's lineup be holdin' some hidden treasures of its own.
November 18, 2023, 11:59 pm
Arr, last Saturday be a pitiful plunder for Auburn! 'Twas meant to be a mere tune-up afore the grand Iron Bowl, but alas! Them Tigers were caught unawares, fallin' victim to a mighty upset - a blow of epic proportions!
November 18, 2023, 9:39 pm
Arr! The James Madison footy crew's grand triumphin' be cut short on the day of Saturn, dashin' the Dukes' dreams of finishin' the season with nary a scratch upon their name!
November 18, 2023, 8:11 pm
Arrr! The LSU Tigers be victorious over Southeastern Louisiana, yet Angel Reese, a fine player, were nowhere to be seen! And lo, Coach Kim Mulkey, she be tight-lipped 'bout the reason for this damsel's absence. Aye, the sea be filled with mysteries indeed!
November 18, 2023, 5:40 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The Northwestern Wildcats, havin' suffered a woeful 1-11 last year, did cast their treacherous head coach overboard fer his dastardly hazing deeds. But, by the grace of Davy Jones himself, they be defyin' the odds and have made themselves worthy of a bowl! Ahoy!
November 18, 2023, 5:08 pm
Arr, Shaheen Holloway and Donald Copeland, both swashbucklin' Seton Hall alumni, be squabblin' after the game, matey! 'Twas all 'cause o' a foul, ye see. Har har har!
November 18, 2023, 4:55 pm
Avast ye mateys! After a good ol' while sailin' the seas 'o life, the mighty Tiger Woods, with his 15 grand victories, be pledgin' to grace the Hero World Challenge in the Bahamas this month! Arr!
November 18, 2023, 4:15 pm
Avast ye hearties! The Nottingham Panthers, Adam Johnson's crew, took to the frozen sea this Saturday to pay tribute to th' fallen NHL matey. Johnson met his doom, cut by a razor-sharp skate blade, but his spirit lives on in the hearts of his fellow scallywags!
November 18, 2023, 8:43 am
Lo and behold, me hearties! The lass known as Ronda Rousey, once a fierce warrior of WWE, didst grace the shores of Ring of Honor on a fine Saturday eve. Whispers be flyin' about her potential venture into the realm of All Elite Wrestling. Arrr, what a tale to be spun!
November 18, 2023, 8:34 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! With Joe Burrow gone by Davy Jones' locker, the Cincinnatti Bengals' hopes for a spot in the playoffs be as grim as a ghost ship. Now 'tis up to Jake Browning to steer this ship to victory, or we'll all be walking the plank!
November 18, 2023, 8:28 am
Arrr, ye scurvy landlubbers! The Washington State Cougars didst lay a mighty beatin' upon the Colorado Buffaloes on Friday night, a grand score of 56-14 'twas. They be givin' the crew led by Deion Sanders a fifth straight loss, arrr!
November 18, 2023, 8:23 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Twas providence's guard, Garwey Dual, who be walkin' the plank! Foul deeds 'twas done when he aimed a punch at a Kansas State scallywag, sealin' his fate. 'Twas a 73-70 loss for our hearties, but the real show be the landlubber throwin' fists!
November 18, 2023, 5:30 am
Arrr! Week 12 be bringin' a mighty clash in the Pac-12, mateys! Them Washington Huskies be tusslin' against them Oregon State Beavers. 'Tis a game ye don't want to miss, else ye be walkin' the plank, ye scurvy dogs!
November 17, 2023, 10:09 pm
Avast ye mateys! The captain o' LSU, Kim Mulkey, be spillin' the beans on Friday, sayin' that Angel Reese be not sailin' with the team, but be keepin' mum 'bout the reason. Ahoy!
November 17, 2023, 8:08 pm
Arrr! The Kansas City Chiefs be takin' on the Philadelphia Eagles on Monday night, mateys! And lo and behold, a radio station from Philly be banishin' all Taylor Swift tunes until the clash be over! Avast ye, me hearties!
November 17, 2023, 7:54 pm
Arrr! The NCAA claims they be providing evidence to Michigan, mateys, hintin' at a program booster who may have funded these scallywags involved in the sign-stealin' operation, as per Yahoo Sports! Blimey!
November 17, 2023, 5:54 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Luis Rubiales, the former captain of the Spanish soccer federation, be barred from settin' foot on the pitch in Spain for a time unknown. No more sportin' for him, says I!
November 17, 2023, 5:39 pm
Arrr! Word be spreadin' that the NBA be makin' Charlotte Hornets' LaMelo Ball hide his tattoo! They claim it be advertisin' his garb brand, breakin' their rules. Aye, it be a mighty fuss over such trivial matters, me hearties!
November 17, 2023, 5:21 pm
Avast ye! Kirk Cousins be sufferin' a dire fate, matey! A grievous injury to his Achilles, he suffered, when battlin' the Packers o' Green Bay. 'Tis the first major harm that befallen him in his NFL voyage, and he be admittin' to startin' in denial. Arrr!
November 17, 2023, 3:39 pm
Arr, me hearties! Olympic gold be snatched from Suni Lee's grasp as she be forced to bid farewell to her Auburn journey ere its time, all on account of a cursed kidney trouble, d'ye see? And alas, this affliction be the treacherous culprit behind her unexpected burden of 45 pounds. Shiver me timbers!
November 17, 2023, 9:53 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Many a jolly Roger was raised on the field when the Baltimore Ravens and Cincinnati Bengals crossed swords. Tony Dungy, he be a scallywag, didst take offense at the frequent flapping of penalty flags.
November 17, 2023, 9:34 am
Arrr! 'Tis a sad tale, me hearties! Mark Andrews, the swashbucklin' Baltimore Ravens star, bein' the tight end, be havin' a nasty ankle injury from the skirmish with the Cincinnati Bengals. Alas, 'tis like he be walkin' the plank fer the rest of the season! Shiver me timbers!
November 17, 2023, 9:06 am
Arrr, mateys! Avast ye! The injury of Joe Burrow, quarterback of the Cincinnati Bengals, be makin' waves! It be stirrin' up an investigation by the NFL into the crew's injury reportin'! And to add salt to the wound, the scallywags deleted a video on the social seas! Keelhaul 'em, I say!
November 17, 2023, 9:00 am
Arr, me hearties! Avast ye! The swashbucklin' Las Vegas Grand Prix be settin' sail on Thursday night, with two hearty practices round the Strip. This be the first ever Formula One race in the sinful Sin City, and mark me words, it'll be colder than a pirate's plunder!
November 17, 2023, 5:15 am
Avast ye! Me hearties be knowin' that this scallywag, Draymond Green of the Golden State Warriors, be gettin' a five-game suspension for tusslin' with Rudy Gobert. But ye see, 'tis not the first time this rascal be gettin' disciplined by the NBA. Arrr!
November 17, 2023, 4:45 am
Yarr! Methinks Golfer Ryan McCormick be a scurvy dog who made a grand entrance upon the Korn Ferry Tour stage in 2020, fightin' like a true buccaneer to secure his PGA Tour papers. But alas, his voyage to triumph be riddled with a handful of unexpected swashbucklin' adventures along the way, arrr!
November 17, 2023, 4:30 am
Arr, me hearties! Them Pittsburgh Steelers fans be gettin' fed up wit' that scurvy dog, Matt Canada, who be leadin' their offense. But, by Davy Jones' locker, their 6-3 record be shieldin' him from all the rumblings of discontent! Aye, the lad be lucky indeed!
November 17, 2023, 4:15 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! The Detroit Lions be sailin' high, while them New England Patriots be sinkin' low. This be how the teams stand in the NFL as Week 11 sets sail!
November 16, 2023, 10:30 am
Avast ye! NFL Network matey Kyle Brandt did find himself in a jolly exchange with the fair Vanna White whilst makin' a grand appearance on the "Wheel of Fortune" during the eve of Wednesday. Arrr, 'twas a sight to behold, me hearties!
November 16, 2023, 9:47 am
Ahoy, mateys! 'Tis be said that Connor Stalions, a landlubber from Michigan, be a right scurvy dog! He be not keepin' any records o' his booty spent on tickets, whilst them scalawags be investigatin' their sign-stealing shenanigans! Arrr, what a scallywag he be!
November 16, 2023, 8:34 am
Arr, ye scurvy MLB owners be agreein' on Thursday to let them bilge rats, the Athletics, sail from Oakland to Las Vegas! Now Sin City be havin' another ship o' professional sportswear.
November 16, 2023, 7:44 am
Arrr, mateys! The scallywag Georgetown basketball skipper, Ed Cooley, be thinkin' he's a wise sea dog! After our ship suffered a 71-60 loss, he felt the need to share his blabber about question-askin'. Argh, what a salty talker!
November 16, 2023, 5:58 am
Avast ye scallywags! Methinks this lass, Danii Banks, be claimin' to be a bonny OnlyFans model. She hath been cast off from the grand match 'twixt the Raiders o' Las Vegas and the Jets o' New York! 'Twas for flashin' her bosoms she did get the heave-ho!
November 16, 2023, 5:33 am
Arrr, 'tis a sorry tale indeed, me hearties! Glen "Big Baby" Davis and Will Bynum, two landlubber NBA players, be now guilty as sin for their wicked doings in the realm o' fraud. They did dare to deceive the noble NBA's insurance and benefits plan, aye! Walk the plank, ye scurvy dogs!
November 16, 2023, 5:30 am
Arr, mark me words, me hearties! Shohei Ohtani be settin' his sights on becomin' the 33rd swashbuckler in th' annals o' baseball to lay claim to th' coveted title o' Most Valuable Player not once, but twice! Aye, a true legend in th' makin'!
November 16, 2023, 5:30 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! Mark me words, Ronald Acuña Jr., that fine swashbucklin' outfielder of the Atlanta Braves, be primed to seize the NL MVP Award! Them Dodgers be nay match, though their lads Mookie Betts and Freddie Freeman be worthy foes.
November 15, 2023, 5:53 pm
Arrr, mateys! In the treacherous seas of 2023, the New York Yankees faced many a challenge. Yet, amidst the storm, they found solace in the might of Gerrit Cole, a true Cy Young Award swashbuckler!
November 15, 2023, 5:35 pm
Avast, mateys! Word be spreadin' that our fine swashbucklin' lad, Kelly Oubre Jr. of the Philadelphia 76ers, be struck by a beastly landship. Yet, the constabulary claim no proof of a hit-and-run has been discovered. Arr, a puzzlin' tale indeed!
November 15, 2023, 5:30 pm
Arr, mateys! On a moonlit eve, whilst the Buffalo Bills clashed with the Denver Broncos at Highmark Stadium, a scallywag had the audacity to fling a tankard o' ale at another. Chaos ensued as fans crossed swords amidst the spectacle!
November 15, 2023, 5:25 pm
Avast ye! 'Tis a jolly tale, mateys! 'Tis the 22nd time ol' Blake Snell o' the San Diego Padres be takin' home multiple Cy Young Awards! This dashing southpaw be the grandest o' all, boastin' a 2.25 ERA that be thumpin' all other landlubbers in baseball!
November 15, 2023, 11:09 am
Arr, the landlubber Rudy Gobert be blabberin' 'bout the skirmish with them Golden State Warriors, callin' it "clown behavior." But oh, what a jolly spectacle it was! Aye, me hearties, the court be a circus, with fools dancin' and jesters playin'.
November 15, 2023, 10:50 am
Arr, the kin of the former NHL swashbuckler, Adam Johnson, hath been heard o' speakin', as a scallywag hath been caught and clapped in irons for suspected manslaughter in connection wit' his demise on the 28th day o' October.
November 15, 2023, 8:45 am
Arrr, blimey! The fearsome Deshaun Watson, a true star o' the Cleveland Browns, be sufferin' a grievous wound to his mighty shoulder in battle 'gainst the Baltimore Ravens! Alas, he be missin' the wench of the 2023 season.
November 15, 2023, 8:19 am
Avast, me hearties! 'Tis with a heavy heart that I announce the passin' of Devon Wylie, a swashbucklin' matey who once sailed the NFL seas and conquered Fresno State's gridiron. A mere 35 years old, his final adventure remains shrouded in mystery, forever lost at sea.
November 15, 2023, 5:45 am
Arr! Gerrit Cole, Sonny Gray, and Kevin Gausman be the swashbucklers a-sailin' fer the American League Cy Young Award! Only one shall emerge victorious and claim his first treasure!
November 15, 2023, 5:45 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Blake Snell, Zac Gallen, and Logan Webb be the three fine buccaneers for the National League Cy Young Award. Arrr, the latter two be greenhorns, settin' sail for the first time in this race for glory!
November 15, 2023, 5:35 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scurvy scalawags o' The Big Ten be claimin' that the games' honor be spoiled by the deeds o' an ex-crew o' Michigan's football. The conference be settlin' the score, mark me words!
November 15, 2023, 5:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! In the jolly land of college football, Week 11 be a sight to behold! The Big Ten, in all its wisdom, be makin' waves by givin' the scurvy dog Michigan head coach, Jim Harbaugh, a three-game suspension! Aye, the sea be full of surprises, me mateys!
November 14, 2023, 5:48 pm
Arrr! The bobbies in California be sayin' they've spied four scurvy dogs tied to the looting of the Colorado Buffaloes' hideout! Reports be flowin' like the sea, matey!
November 14, 2023, 5:15 pm
Arr, me hearties! Arron Rodgers, the cap'n of the New York Jets, be none too pleased with the scurrilous tales flyin' 'round. Shipmates claim he never truly suffered from a torn Achilles! Avast, ye scallywags! The lad be havin' none o' it!
November 14, 2023, 5:08 pm
Avast, me hearties! Despite bein' linked to the Texas A&M football post, Deion Sanders swears on his trusty parrot's honor that his eyes be fixed solely on coachin' the Colorado Buffaloes. Arrr, a loyal matey he be, indeed!
November 14, 2023, 4:54 pm
Arr! Miami Dolphins celestial Tyreek Hill be givin' a grim forecast o' the morrow whilst layin' his eyes on a wee snippet o' that famed YouTube scoundrel IShowSpeed!
November 14, 2023, 10:59 am
Arrr, the scurvy dogs from South Yorkshire Police have clapped a landlubber in irons on a fine Tuesday, suspectin' him o' bein' the scallywag responsible for the untimely demise o' Adam Johnson, a former NHL hand. May Davy Jones' locker await 'im!
November 14, 2023, 10:58 am
Avast ye! The Buffalo Bills be givin' Ken Dorsey his walkin' papers after the scallywags lost a gut-wrenchin' bout to the Denver Broncos. Arrr, the offensive seas be rough, mateys!
November 14, 2023, 8:40 am
Arrr, mateys! After the dreadful musket barrage, the brave lads o' Lewiston High School, sailin' under the banner o' soccer, brought great cheer to the fair city o' Maine with a grand state championship! Joy be abound, me hearties!
November 14, 2023, 8:04 am
Avast, me hearties! The Houston Astros be settin' sail with a new cap'n, Joe Espada! He be takin' the helm from ol' Dusty Baker, who be retirin' after their cursed loss in the ALCS. Yo ho ho, here be to a new adventure on these treacherous baseball seas!
November 14, 2023, 5:30 am
Arrr, me mateys! The tenth week o' the NFL season be bringin' joy to some and heartbreak to others, aye! Aye, C.J. Stroud and Joshua Dobbs be makin' history like true legends o' the high seas!
November 14, 2023, 5:25 am
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis said that a fine lass o' the billiard table did surrender the title of Champion of Champions Ladies Single to another, claimin' that her opponent be a transwoman. Arr, me hearties, the seas be stormy with controversy!
November 14, 2023, 5:15 am
Arrr! WWE's Montez Ford had a jolly good chat with Fox News Digital, spillin' the beans on how Bobby Lashley's made a scurvy impact on him as he sails through treacherous waters, both in and out of the wrestlin' ring, me hearties!
November 14, 2023, 4:30 am
Arrr, mateys! Joshua Dobbs, the Minnesota Vikings' swashbucklin' quarterback, be helpin' the crew keep their winning ways and spreadin' tales 'cross the league fer these past fortnight! Aye, the lads be makin' waves, they be!
November 13, 2023, 11:48 am
LSU's gallant wench, Olivia Dunne, hath shared a glimpse of her heart's desire in a TikTok yarn. The fair damsel hath confessed to courting a swashbuckling MLB buccaneer. Yo ho ho, 'tis a tale worth a watch, me hearties!
November 13, 2023, 11:32 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a sorry sight I beheld, as the New York Giants, like a ship caught in a tempest, did crumble upon the sidelines, whilst sufferin' a 49-17 loss to them Dallas Cowboys. Yet, methinks their captain, Brian Daboll, and his mates did undervalue such quarrels.
November 13, 2023, 10:47 am
Arr, me hearties! San Francisco's mighty Christian McCaffrey, a star runnin' back fer the 49ers, be sadly missin' out on breakin' an NFL record on Sunday! 'Twas a grand victory o'er the Jacksonville Jaguars, but alas, lady luck did not favor our matey. Ahoy, better luck next time!
November 13, 2023, 9:57 am
Avast, me hearties! Roman Cechmanek, the swashbucklin' goalie who guarded the nets fer the Philadelphia Flyers and Los Angeles Kings, hath shuffled off this mortal coil at the age o' 52. Aye, he were a fearsome NHL All-Star, if ye can believe it!
November 13, 2023, 5:15 am
Arr, mateys! The scallywag Conor McGregor's trusty agent, Audie Attar, be chattin' 'bout his client's burnin' passion for combat and reckonin' he'll be makin' a comeback to the UFC in 2024. Yo ho ho, McGregor ain't done yet, ye landlubbers!
November 13, 2023, 1:12 am
Avast, me hearties! The Las Vegas Raiders be sailin' strong, with Cap'n Antonio Pierce at the helm. Aye, thanks to a grand interception from our trusty mate Robert Spillane, we plundered a 16-12 victory over them scurvy New York Jets! Undefeated we be, arrr!
November 12, 2023, 8:16 pm
Arr, scallywags! The mighty OL Reign beauty, Megan Rapinoe, be sharin' her thoughts after the battle on Saturday. She claimed her injury in the sixth minute be "proof" that no god exists! Blimey, ye be needin' thicker rum goggles to see beyond the realm of doubloons!
November 12, 2023, 7:21 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Kyler Murray be back at the helm for the Arizona Cardinals, unleashing a fearsome come-from-behind, game-winning voyage to lay waste to them Atlanta Falcons on the Sabbath!
November 12, 2023, 11:15 am
Arr! The Patriots of New England be sufferin' through a treacherous season, mateys! On the day of the Sun's rest, I spy a sight that be scarier than a kraken - the fearsome Bill O'Brien, the offensive coordinator, be givin' young Mac Jones a tongue lashing like a barnacle-ridden ship!
November 12, 2023, 11:07 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis true, the scallywag known as Chad Wheeler, a landlubber of the NFL, hath been found guilty o' layin' hands on his fair lass! 'Twas a dark day in January 2021, when he didst engage in a tussle with his lass. Shame upon him!
November 12, 2023, 10:10 am
Arr, mateys! Washington matey Alphonzo Tuputala be makin' an excellent play on the mighty ball against the wretched Utah scallywags. He snatched the pass from 'em scurvy hands and started headin' for the end zone. But alas, the lad dropped the cursed ball 'fore reachin' the TD. Aye, tough luck, matey!
November 12, 2023, 9:36 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs be givin' poor Paige Spiranac a good ol' tongue lashing o'er a mere picture on th' Insta-seas on Friday! Methinks she be flabbergasted by th' "outrage", can ye believe it? Har, har!
November 12, 2023, 5:00 am
Arr! Word be spreadin' that Cap'n Bill Belichick, skipper o' the New England Patriots, be in dire straits. A reckonin' awaits 'im as he faces the Indianapolis Colts on the morrow, right in the heart o' Germany. 'Tis a battle for his very existence, arr me hearties!
November 11, 2023, 10:22 pm
Arr, in a mighty clash betwixt two fine crews, the second-ranked Georgia sailed to victory, trouncing the ninth-ranked Ole Miss. Proving themselves to the committee, they've secured a berth in the grand SEC title battle against Alabama, mateys!
November 11, 2023, 10:10 pm
Arrr, mateys! Avast ye! 'Tis been reported that Kelly Oubre Jr. o' the Philadelphia 76ers hath been smacked by a rogue vehicle in Center City. Fear not, for the lad be in stable condition, as confirmed by a team scallywag to Fox News Digital.
November 11, 2023, 8:42 pm
In the ultimate joust of her notorious voyage, fair lass Megan Rapinoe, revered as a legend of USA football, befallen by a sudden misfortune, aye, a wound not caused by a foe's touch. A mere three minutes it be ere her night's end befallen upon her. Avast!
November 11, 2023, 5:00 am
Arr, matey! Aye, the fearsome Detroit Lions' Aidan Hutchinson, a stout defensive end, did converse with Fox News Digital 'bout his accord with USAA afore the grand Veterans Day. His grandpappy bravely served in the bloody World War II, aye!
November 11, 2023, 5:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! In this here Week 11 o' the collegiate pigskin season, we be havin' some mighty clashes that could shape the fate o' the College Football Playoff. Aye, one such spectacle be the battle betwixt Michigan and Penn State. Let the rumble commence, ye scurvy dogs!
November 11, 2023, 5:00 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis said that scallywag Lane Kiffin, a landlubber known as a Mississippi football coach, be accused o' castin' DeSanto Rollins, a stout-hearted defensive tackle, aside durin' a stormy mental health tempest. Arrr, what a scurvy deed!
November 10, 2023, 9:54 pm
Avast ye! 'Twas a Wednesday night's joust at the Memphis Grizzlies' abode, when a scallywag perched beside the court, started vexing that swashbuckling scurvy dog, Jimmy Butler of the Miami Heat! Arr!
November 10, 2023, 5:45 am
Avast, me hearties! Methinks Mark "Melancon" be nay sailin' with the Diamondbacks no more, but fear thee not! He be havin' a glimmer o' hope fer the crew. Arr! The ship be bound fer greatness, even after losin' the World Series!
November 10, 2023, 5:15 am
Avast ye mateys! Afore the clash with Ole Miss, Georgia's brave quarterback, D.J. Shockley, did converse with Fox News Digital. 'Twas in the hallowed grounds of Sanford Stadium where this tale unfolded.
November 10, 2023, 4:54 am
Arr, me hearties! The Heisman Trophy swashbuckler, Danny Wuerffel, be singin' praises 'bout his ol' captain at Florida, Steve Spurrier, while the sport be sufferin' from a scandal o' stealin' signs. Blimey, what a tale to tell!
November 10, 2023, 4:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! Mark me words, ye scurvy dogs! This here Major League Baseball free agency class be a treasure trove o' buccaneers, led by the legendary Shohei Ohtani, a swashbucklin' superstar who be plannin' to conquer both the battin' and pitchin' seas! Avast, we be witnessin' history in the makin'!
November 9, 2023, 5:30 am
Avast ye scallywags! Michael Penix Jr. o' Washington and Bo Nix o' Oregon be leadin' the Heisman Trophy odds, as revealed by Caesars Sportsbook, as we sail into Week 11. Arr, let the battle fer glory begin!
November 9, 2023, 5:30 am
Arrr! Avast, ye landlubbers! The cursed Detroit Lions be settin' sail on their finest voyage in near a decade! Our brave matey, Aidan Hutchinson, be swearin' t' grog-soaked winds that their motley crew be lookin' fer a grand transformation as they venture into the heart of the season!
November 9, 2023, 5:17 am
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis said that Kansas City Chiefs' shipmate, Travis Kelce, be settin' sail fer Argentina durin' the bye week, lendin' his support to none other than Taylor Swift's "Eras Tour". Aye, 'tis a mighty adventure awaitin' 'im on foreign shores!
November 9, 2023, 5:15 am
Arrr, mateys! Methinks the Michigan Wolverines be the top dogs to claim the national championship, with Georgia nippin' at their heels, as declared by Caesars Sportsbook. Avast! Let the battle commence on the grandest of stages!
November 5, 2023, 5:30 am
Avast, me hearties! Word be spreadin' that Jason Kelce, the swashbucklin' center for th' Philadelphia Eagles, be contemplatin' retirin' from the sport come season's end. His own dear mother, Donna Kelce, be keepin' her distance, not meddlin' in this here choice. Savvy, indeed!
November 5, 2023, 5:00 am
Arr, me mateys! Jay Glazer, the fox sports NFL insider, didst converse with OutKick host Charly Arnolt 'bout his voyage through the treacherous seas of mental health. He didst speak o' how he employeth his platform to connect with others facin' akin struggles, arr!
November 4, 2023, 8:38 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The mighty USC Trojans just unleashed a splendid show o' trickery! They be sailin' through the field, swashbucklin' like true scallywags, and landed a glorious touchdown with their own fancy version o' the ol' flea-flicker! Aye, 'twas a sight to behold!
November 4, 2023, 8:04 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Georgia be sailin' on a jolly winning spree! They be claimin' their 36th straight victory by narrowly escapin' Missouri's clutches. With a record of 9-0, they be dominatin' the seas this year, arrr!
November 4, 2023, 5:15 am
Arr, me mateys! 'Tis a grand Week 10 of the college football season! The mighty Alabama be thirstin' for revenge against LSU, while the epic finale of the Bedlam series be unfoldin' in the Big 12. Aye, the battle on the gridiron be fierce, me hearties!
November 3, 2023, 9:31 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! A lassie playin' field hockey in Massachusetts hath found herself in Davy Jones' locker, havin' taken a mighty blow to her fair countenance from a scurvy knave on th' enemy crew. Arrr!
November 3, 2023, 7:01 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The University of Michigan be spreadin' the word that Connor Stalions, the scallywag said to be the captain of their sign-stealin' misdeeds, hath walked the plank and resigned, heave ho!
November 3, 2023, 5:58 pm
Avast ye! 'Tis Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift, aye, be all but officially official, arr! 'Twas a reporter from Germany who dared ask the Chiefs star if his heart be plundered by love!
November 3, 2023, 5:30 am
Avast ye! Harken to this tale o' Pittsburgh Steelers' legend and Georgia Bulldogs' alumnus, Hines Ward! Aye, he be confessin' that the first College Football Playoffs did irk his spirits, forsooth! When Ohio State was crowned No. 1, 'twas like a dagger through his pirate heart! Arrr!
November 3, 2023, 5:30 am
Avast ye! 'Tis a sad tale indeed! Minnesota Vikings' scallywag Kirk Cousins, the skilled hand that tosses the pigskin, be cursed with misfortune. A grievous wound to his Achilles hath befallen him, which means he be missing the rest o' the 2023 season, his last year under contract. Arrr, poor soul!
November 3, 2023, 5:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a grand spectacle awaitin' us on this Sunday. The 2023 NASCAR Cup Series be reachin' its climax, with Ryan Blaney, Christopher Bell, Kyle Larson, and William Byron battlin' it out fer the ultimate prize. Tis a race ye wouldn't wanna miss, ye landlubbers!
November 3, 2023, 5:15 am
Avast ye mateys! Tales be spreadin' 'bout Travis Kelce's tryst with Taylor Swift makin' him a scurvy dog on the field this season. Yet fear not, me hearties! His dear mother, Donna Kelce, be spillin' the beans on how it stokes the fiery spirit within him!
November 2, 2023, 5:45 am
Arr, me hearties! Avast ye! 'Tis true, me trusty scallywags! The likes of Michael Penix Jr., a mighty Huskies quarterback, be the top contender fer the Heisman Trophy in 2023! But beware, J.J. McCarthy from Michigan be nippin' at his heels like a sneaky bilge rat!
November 2, 2023, 5:21 am
Yarr! Behold, me hearties! A grand tally of NASCAR's triumphant victors, who be a testament to the indomitable will o' competition and the tireless quest fer greatness that be the very core o' NASCAR's essence!
November 2, 2023, 5:15 am
Arr, me hearties! The feats of yer American mermaid, Katie Ledecky, be a sight to behold! She be rackin' up accomplishments like a true buccaneer, and her sails show no signs of furlin' anytime soon, ye scurvy dogs!
November 2, 2023, 5:01 am
Arr, matey! Lou Holtz, a salty ol' sea dog, be havin' sailed the treacherous seas o' college football as a head coach for more than three decades. Now, this wise old salt be sharin' his thoughts on the scurvy dogs o' Michigan football, and their scandalous sign-stealin' ways. Yo ho ho!
November 1, 2023, 5:46 am
Arr, Robert Griffin III, aye, a former NFL star quarterback, be mighty flabbergasted to lay his eyes upon a scallywag peddlin' sugary treasures to young landlubbers on this eve of All Hallows'! Argh, 'tis a sight that be leavin' me gobsmacked, it be!
November 1, 2023, 5:27 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The Las Vegas Raiders be sendin' landlubber Josh McDaniels and Dave Ziegler packin' after a sorry display against the Detroit Lions. Five losses in the season be too many for this crew to bear, so overboard they go, walkin' the plank!
October 29, 2023, 5:03 am
Avast ye mateys! This Jordan Love be havin' a rough sail as a startin' quartermaster this season, arrr! But fear not, says Donald Driver, this young scallywag be settlin' his course soon enough, mark me words, ye scurvy dogs!
October 29, 2023, 5:00 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Raheem Mostert, a swashbucklin' star of them Miami Dolphins, be believin' in the helmsman Tua Tagovailoa, me hearties! He be scuttlin' away any notion that this lad be naught but a "system quarterback." Arrr!
October 29, 2023, 5:00 am
Avast ye! Week 8 o' the 2023 NFL season be filled wit' classic rivalries and mayhaps a new one be brewin'. Aye, there be plenty o' streaks on the line, me hearties!
October 28, 2023, 10:08 pm
Avast, me hearties! 'Tis a tale worth sharin'! Ketel Marte, a lad o' the Diamondbacks, be makin' history on Saturday. He plundered a hit in his 18th straight postseason match, breakin' an MLB record! Arr, what a victory it be for the Diamondbacks in Game 2 o' the World Series!
October 27, 2023, 5:35 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scurvy dog Daniel Jones, a fine swashbuckler for the Giants, be casted away from the rumble with the rival New York Jets. The lad's neck be injured, says Coach Brian Daboll. Aye, mayhaps he be findin' his sea legs afore the next bout!
October 27, 2023, 4:27 pm
Avast ye! 'Tis with a heavy heart that I share this news: Vince India and Jake Staiano, scurvy dogs of the Korn Ferry Tour, be in deep waters! 'Twas discovered they wagered their pieces of eight on PGA events. The tour be suspending the landlubbers!
October 27, 2023, 3:53 pm
Arr, the likes o' New England Patriots' skipper Bill Belichick and Boston Bruins' captain Jim Montgomery, they be havin' a word 'bout that dreadful Maine mass shootin' earlier this week, me hearties!
October 27, 2023, 3:28 pm
Arrr! Me hearties, I be tellin' ye a tale! Justyn Ross, that scallywag, be keelhauled from joinin' the Kansas City Chiefs' shindigs and matches, for he be landin' on the NFL's restricted list after bein' clapped in irons. Avast ye, there be no more playin' for him!
October 27, 2023, 11:09 am
Avast ye hearties! Aforementioned Cap'n George W. Bush, who once commanded the Texas Rangers from '89 to '98, be settin' sail to heave the ceremonial first pitch fer Game 1 of the World Series on Friday night. Yo ho ho and a bottle o' rum!
October 27, 2023, 9:59 am
Arrr, mateys! The star runner o' the Miami Dolphins, Raheem Mostert, had a jolly chat with Fox News Digital 'bout his grandest season yet. He be sayin' that when me legs be failin' me, I may just consider hangin' me boots and retirin' from the game.
October 27, 2023, 9:35 am
Aye, me hearties! Ye be hearin' the tale of Riley Gaines, a lass who once swam fer the prestigious NCAA Division 1. She be sharin' her wisdom on the fairer sex's sports at a grand event on Harvard's hallowed grounds, on a fine Thursday, it were!
October 27, 2023, 5:47 am
Arrr, me hearties! The young buccaneer, Brandon Miller o' the Charlotte Hornets, be findin' himself in a bind. The crew o' Jamea Harris be suin' him for a wrongful death after she got herself shot and sent to Davy Jones' locker. Ahoy, what a predicament!
October 27, 2023, 5:00 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Methinks Donald Driver be havin' a few tales 'bout this fantasy football, bein' a former player 'n all. But ne'er be thinkin' ye can match IBM Watson's wizardry, he claims. Arrr, technology be a powerful beast indeed!
October 27, 2023, 5:00 am
Avast ye! The grand spectacle betwixt the Texas Rangers and Arizona Diamondbacks starts on a fine Friday eve in Arlington. Gather 'round, ye scallywags, and I shall regale ye with all ye need be knowin' about this Autumn Classic!
October 26, 2023, 11:12 pm
Arr! 'Tis a tale of mighty valor on the high seas! Tampa Bay Buccaneers punter Jake Camarda, with his helmet aloft, delivered a mighty blow upon Buffalo Bills' stout defender Greg Rousseau. A wild spectacle, me hearties, witnessed on the eve of Thursday!
October 25, 2023, 5:00 am
Arr, me hearties! Pro Football Hall 'o Famer Jerry Rice, he be tellin' Fox News Digital that young scallywag USC quarterback Caleb Williams be worth all the hype, as he be gettin' ready to set sail and enter the 2024 NFL Draft. Aye, me mateys, keep yer spyglass on this one!
October 24, 2023, 10:26 pm
Arr, me mateys! The Arizona Diamondbacks be sailin' to the World Series for the first time since the year o' 2001, after givin' the Philadelphia Phillies a taste o' defeat in a fierce battle known as Game 7 of the NLCS. Avast ye, 'tis a joyous occasion for these swashbucklin' Diamondbacks!
October 24, 2023, 10:22 pm
Arr, me hearties! The mighty Nikola Jokic, a swashbucklin' NBA MVP, hath unleashed his first triple-double in the 2023-24 campaign, leadin' the Denver Nuggets to a glorious victory over the Lakers on their maiden voyage! Yo ho ho!
October 24, 2023, 8:59 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dog Kareem Jackson o' the Denver Broncos be facin' a four-game suspension for his repeated violations o' the NFL's unnecessary roughness rules! But by Davy Jones' locker, thar be some mercy from the league, as they reduced it to a mere two games after the lad's appeal! Yo ho ho!
October 22, 2023, 5:48 pm
Arr, me hearties be tellin' tales of Taylor Swift and Brittany Mahomes, the wife of that star quarterback Patrick Mahomes! They be showin' off their latest touchdown handshake, aye, as their friendship be growin' strong like a swashbucklin' crew on the high seas!
October 22, 2023, 5:10 pm
Arrr! The scallywag Giants defense, they be a fearsome bunch, takin' down the Washington Commanders six times! And in the final moments, they thwarted their treacherous drive to secure a mighty win. Aye, a nail-biter it was, but the Giants emerged victorious from the fray!
October 22, 2023, 4:51 pm
Arr, me hearties! 'Twas P.J. Walker, a swashbucklin' scallywag, wieldin' the pigskin for injured Deshaun Watson. With a controversial spate o' plays, he steered the Cleveland Browns to a victorious plunder over the Indianapolis Colts on Sunday. Yo ho ho, what a tale to tell!
October 22, 2023, 4:33 pm
Yarr! Ye scallywag, Ye landlubber Koo hath sent a cannonball from 51 yards out, as time be runnin' out, givin' the Atlanta Falcons a jolly fine win over their NFC South rival, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Aye, a thrilling battle it were, me hearties!
October 22, 2023, 11:19 am
Avast ye hearties! Iowa's scallywag, Cooper DeJean, be thinkin' he'd be granting his crew the booty o'er Minnesota with but a brace o' minutes remainin' on a punt return touchdown. Yet, by the grace of the review gods, them scurvy referees cried foul and snatched away the spoils!
October 22, 2023, 9:49 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! The Utah Utes be shoutin' from the rooftops that their mighty captain, Cam Rising, be unfit to sail this season. Aye, his knee be in dire need of mendin' after that treacherous clash at the Rose Bowl last year!
October 22, 2023, 9:12 am
Arr, one hearty fan, aye, bided his time till the jolly Bryant-Denny Stadium be emptied, after the mighty Alabama defeated the feeble Tennessee, come Saturday's eve. But, alas, the watchful security scallywags swiftly quashed his audacious plan.
October 22, 2023, 6:00 am
Avast, ye mateys! 'Tis the seventh week o' the 2023 NFL season, and we be havin' grand battles betwixt the Detroit Lions 'n Baltimore Ravens, as well as the Miami Dolphins 'n Philadelphia Eagles. Arrr, here be what else ye scallywags need to know!
October 21, 2023, 11:08 pm
Arr, the Utah Utes be claimin' their fourth glorious triumph o'er USC, scallywags they be! 'Twas a walk-off field goal, as sweet as the plunder o' last year's Pac-12 title game. Huzzah!
October 21, 2023, 10:20 pm
Afore Michigan State's joust 'gainst their landlubber rival Michigan, the reckonin' board posed a riddle regardin' the birthplace o' Adolf Hitler, mind ye, and displayed his very likeness. A jolly good way to set the mood, methinks! Arrr!
October 21, 2023, 10:09 pm
Arr! Th' Philadelphia Phillies be swashbucklin' with th' long ball, deliverin' grand slams aplenty, while their pitchin' be strong as a sturdy ship. They sailed to a triumphant Game 5 victory o'er th' Arizona Diamondbacks on a fine Saturday!
October 21, 2023, 8:48 pm
Avast, me hearties! A landlubber of 53 winters met his demise on Friday whilst ridin' on a beast at Los Alamitos Race Course in Cyprus, California. A training mishap it be, makin' it a treacherous voyage indeed.
October 21, 2023, 11:50 am
Arr, mateys! The fearsome buccaneer, Rob Gronkowski, a four-time Super Bowl conqueror, has forged an alliance with SoFi Stadium! They be renamin' the LA Bowl, now tis to be known as "LA Bowl Hosted By Gronk." Ye best prepare for a jolly good time, me hearties!
October 21, 2023, 10:08 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Deion Sanders and the Colorado Buffaloes be havin' themselves a fine catch! They've swashbuckled their way to signin' quarterback Antwann Hill Jr., the No. 4 quarterback in ESPN's 2025 class. Arrr, a jolly good catch indeed!
October 21, 2023, 9:00 am
Arr ye scurvy dogs! The Kansas City Chiefs' finest tight end, Travis Kelce, be a sight to behold at his Friday press conference. Decked in the grand headgear of the Iowa State mascot, that scallywag Kelce had lost a jolly ol' bet, ye see! Avast, what a hilarious sight it was!
October 21, 2023, 5:00 am
Arr, me hearties! The gallant Alabama star, Mark Ingram, be full of hope fer his beloved Crimson Tide! He be sailin' with confidence, reckonin' they'll secure a spot in the College Football Playoff. May the winds blow fair and the victory be theirs, me mateys!
October 21, 2023, 5:00 am
Avast ye mateys! 'Tis a mighty clash betwixt Ohio State and Penn State in Columbus, Ohio, to starteth off Week 8. Alabama and Tennessee, they be lockin' horns once more, a year hence their swashbucklin' battle in Knoxville. Arr!
October 21, 2023, 12:59 am
Arr, me hearty! In the 8th inning, the notorious Philadelphia Phillies' closer, Craig Kimbrel, was summoned to defend the lead. Alas, his efforts were in vain, for he allowed a scurvy two-run homer to be plundered by the cunning Alek Thomas!
October 20, 2023, 10:45 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis said that Danny Serafini, a former matey of the Cincinnati Reds, be a suspect in the dastardly deed o' killin' a 70-year-old soul, Robert Gary Spohr, and attemptin' to do the same to a 68-year-old lass, Wendy Wood, in the land o' California. Arrr!
October 20, 2023, 4:20 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! Young Oliver Betschart, a wee 15-year-old lad with a swing o' legends, be settin' sail fer the grand Butterfield Bermuda Championship! 'Tis the lone battle o' the PGA Tour in Bermuda, comin' this November. Blimey!
October 20, 2023, 3:45 pm
Upon learnin' 'bout Peyton Manning's recent flight misfortune, Tom Brady, unable to restrain his mirth, took to the seas of social media, cracking a jest that keeps their competition alive even in their pirate retirement. Arrr!
October 20, 2023, 3:28 pm
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! Captain Nick Saban, helm of the Alabama Crimson Tides, be callin' upon th' loyal Alabama hearties to turn Bryant-Denny Stadium into a thunderous den o' noise this Saturday when we face off with the treacherous No. 17 Tennessee! Let our roars shiver their timbers!
October 20, 2023, 3:13 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dog! Hear ye, hear ye! The likes of Brandon Miller, ex-Alabama hooper and fresh-faced pirate of the Charlotte Hornets, be findin' himself in a tangled web o' trouble! The fair maiden, Jamea Harris' dear ol' mum be suin' the lad fer wrongful death! Yo ho ho!
October 20, 2023, 11:28 am
Avast, me hearties! Foster Moreau, tha bilge rat, be thinkin' he be a landlubber! The scurvy dog couldn't fathom how he missed Derek Carr's toss for a touchdown in the last ticks o' the clock. Arrr, the Saints be walkin' the plank against the Jaguars!
October 20, 2023, 11:18 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Cap'n Andre Iguodala, a four-time NBA champion and the 2015 MVP of the NBA Finals, hath declared his retirement from the grand league after 19 seasons. He be settlin' down, leavin' the court behind. 'Tis the end of an era, ye scallywags!
October 20, 2023, 10:02 am
Avast, me hearties! Sen. Josh Hawley be none too pleased with the prattle of NCAA President Charlie Baker, as he be dancin' around the matter of transgender pirates in women's sports! Arrr, a jolly laugh be had, indeed!
October 20, 2023, 7:41 am
Avast, ye mateys! On the Thursday past, LeBron James, that swashbucklin' baller, took to his Instagram scroll to declare that his second treasure of a children's book, "I Be More Than," be settin' sail come April. Arrr, 'tis a jolly read, it be!
October 20, 2023, 5:00 am
Arr, me hearties! Riley Gaines, he be tearin' into the NCAA and that scurvy dog Charlie Baker, claimin' the words he spoke before the Senate Judiciary Committee be nothin' but a load of bilge! Aye, 'twas a right snarky remark, says I!
October 20, 2023, 5:00 am
Arr! The likes of Mark Ingram, a star of the Alabama Crimson Tide, shared his musings with Fox News Digital 'bout that scallywag Deion Sanders, who be turnin' the tides o' Colorado. He also spoke of the crew's chances o' makin' the playoffs, arrr!
October 20, 2023, 5:00 am
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! Brock Purdy hath suffered a mighty blow in his maiden regular season skirmish alongside the San Francisco 49ers. Nay, some naysayers be reckonin' he be leanin' too much on his mates o' the field. Arrr, tis a tale worth tellin'!
October 20, 2023, 5:00 am
EC3 be set t' scuffle wit' Thom Latimer in a grand brawl at NWA Samhain fer th' illustrious NWA Worlds Heavyweight Championship, this moon's end. He parleyed wit' Fox News Digital 'bout this extravaganza.
October 19, 2023, 5:01 pm
Arr, mateys! Methinks that Shane Lemieux, the offensive guard of the New York Giants, hath joined the mighty crew of injured offensive linemen for Big Blue this season. Aye, the poor lad be sufferin' from the same misfortune as his brethren.
October 19, 2023, 3:41 pm
Arrr, me matey Lorenzo Alexander, a true swashbuckler of the NFL seas, spent a goodly 15 years treading the planks of the gridiron. Yet, he cleverly confides to OutKick that playing upon the blessed turf o' nature be yieldin' landings as gentle as a fair maiden's touch.
October 19, 2023, 2:46 pm
Arrr, mateys! The Michigan football scurvy dogs be in a pickle once again, as the NCAA be eyein' 'em with suspicion. Rumor be that these scallywags be spyin' on their rivals, tryin' to steal secrets on how they be callin' their plays. Aye, they be walkin' the plank, they will!
October 19, 2023, 1:59 pm
Avast, me hearties! Davante Adams, he be havin' a goodly 33 targets in weeks 3 and 4, but in his past two battles, the scurvy dog be only gettin' nine! Aye, his Raiders be victor'ous, but Adams be longin' for more action on the deck!
October 19, 2023, 10:07 am
Arr, mateys! In the heat o' WNBA Finals, brave lass Sabrina Ionescu, Liberty guard from New York, did haste to the sidelines. There, she did with great urgency, relieve herself o' the contents from her stomach, much to the bewilderment o' all, on this Wednesday eve.
October 19, 2023, 9:40 am
Arrr, me hearties! DK Metcalf, that valiant matey of the Seattle Seahawks, be sayin' he won't alter his playin' ways on the field, even if he be gettin' a fifth scurvy penalty in Week 6. The lad be bold, he be!
October 19, 2023, 8:49 am
Avast ye scurvy scallywags! 'Twas a dark eve when Rashad Jennings, a former buccaneer of the New York Giants, did face a vile mishap whilst attempting to unravel a simple riddle on the loathsome "Celebrity Wheel of Fortune." Arr, 'twas a sight to behold!
October 19, 2023, 6:07 am
Hark ye, mateys! Carli Lloyd, a fearsome lass of the United States women's national soccer crew, did spill the beans on why she chose not to humbly kneel with her crew afore the grand 2020 Olympics bronze medal bout. Arrr, a legend she be!
October 19, 2023, 5:30 am
Arr, me hearties! Avast ye! The mighty pirate Michael Penix Jr., helmin' the Washington Huskies, be takin' a grand lead in the Heisman Trophy race. Aye, he bested the scurvy Oregon crew, whilst Caleb Williams showed naught but a poor performance against Notre Dame. Yo ho ho, Penix be sailin' to victory!
October 19, 2023, 5:15 am
Arr! Fox News Digital did converse with the goodly Dr. Bonnie Chien, a skilled swashbuckler of bones at the NewYork-Presbyterian/Columbia University Irving Medical Center, to parlay about a most unfortunate mishap - a scurvy Achilles tear injury.
October 19, 2023, 5:00 am
Avast, mateys! Methinks Mark Streit, a scurvy NHL defender and pillager of the Stanley Cup, reckoneth that young Connor Bedard be a treasure worth keepin'. He be sayin' that if Bedard can fend off the blabbering scallywags, we may just seize the Cup once more!
October 19, 2023, 4:00 am
Arrr! NCAA cap'n Charlie Baker braved hours o' gabbin' with them lawmakers 'bout their fancy terms like "name, image and likeness," and showed a wee bit o' smarts on Tuesday. Belay that, mateys!
October 18, 2023, 5:34 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Philadelphia Phillies plundered the Arizona Diamondbacks in Game 2, with Kyle Schwarber and Trea Turner launchin' home runs that made me peg leg shake! Aaron Nola's pitchin' be steady like the waves, leadin' the crew to sweet victory. Ahoy!
October 18, 2023, 5:30 am
Avast, me hearties! The likes of Mark Streit, the former captain of the New York Islanders, be havin' grand hopes for his old crew. They be settin' sail in this season with a glorious victory o'er the scurvy Buffalo Sabres on a Saturday night. Yo ho ho!
October 18, 2023, 5:15 am
Arrr! Colorado be in dire straits, mateys! The scurvy dogs of Stanford made 'em walk the plank, leavin' 'em with a record o' 4-3. To set sail in a bowl game, Colorado needs six wins, or else they'll be feedin' the fish!
October 18, 2023, 5:00 am
Arr, Oregon and Washington be the jolly stars of Week 7 in the college football season. The mighty Huskies be the victors, me hearties! Fans be learnin' some jolly good things from this here Week 7, arr!
October 17, 2023, 5:30 am
Arr! The brave captain Mark Streit o' the New York Islanders hath hung up his skates in 2017, after a dozen seasons and a grand Stanley Cup conquest. But lo and behold, 'twas but a few moons later when he set sail on a new enterprise!
October 17, 2023, 5:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! The fair maiden Liz Kocab, a swashbucklin' transgender fencer, be triumphin' in the Vet Women's Epee at the 2023 FIA Veteran Fencing Championships. She be givin' Marja-Liisa Someroja of Finland a taste o' defeat! Shiver me timbers, a tale worth tellin'!
October 17, 2023, 5:15 am
Arr, me hearties! The scurvy dog, Billy Corgan, owner o' the National Wrestling Alliance, did jest have a chat with Fox News Digital 'bout Samhain, Exodus Pro as a land to conquer, and aye, takin' the "Moneyball" route t' discover fine talent. Yo ho ho!
October 17, 2023, 5:00 am
Avast! Rob Gronkowski, bein' a true legend of the gridiron, retired sailin' the seven seas as a Super Bowl champ. He had two shots at that glory, yet hath no scurvy regrets takin' up the fight again, even though his final match ended in naught but sorrow!"
October 16, 2023, 5:30 am
Arr, ye scurvy dog! The famed tight end and four-time Super Bowl champion, Rob Gronkowski, didst retire once afore, but he hath no mind to embark on yet another comeback upon the seven seas!
October 16, 2023, 5:15 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! MLB and Team Israel pitcher, Zack Weiss, be expressin' his sorrow and discontent o'er them reactions to the dastardly Hamas attack! Aye, 'tis a sad day indeed, me hearties! Arrr, let's set sail fer empathy and kindness, lest we be walkin' the plank!
October 16, 2023, 2:38 am
Arr, ye Buccaneers o' Buffalo be dominatin' the Giants in a fierce clash! With the match nearin' its end, they be holdin' their ground on the Giants' 1-yard line, snatchin' victory from the jaws o' defeat, 14-9! Aye, a triumphant night 'twas for the home team!
October 16, 2023, 12:30 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! The Texas Rangers plundered Game 1 of the ALCS from the Houston Astros, thanks to a fine display o' pitching by the swashbuckler Jordan Montgomery on Sunday night at Minute Maid Park.
October 15, 2023, 5:39 pm
Arr, me hearties! Jeffery Simmons be havin' a bone to pick with his shipmates, ye scurvy lot! 'Tis the second time our ship be sinkin', aye, sufferin' a 24-16 wallop from the mighty Baltimore Ravens. Aye, reckon he be demandin' better from the likes o' ye!
October 15, 2023, 4:44 pm
Arrr, me mateys! News be arrivin' that the swashbucklin' Aaron Rodgers, the scurvy dog quarterback o' the New York Jets, be back on th' grand field, tossin' passes like a true buccaneer! Me eyes spied 'im, aye, as he frolicked wit' th' pigskin afore th' battle on Sunday!
October 15, 2023, 4:16 pm
Arrr, the Houston Texans didst return to their victorious path on the day of the Sun, deftly outmaneuvering the New Orleans Saints within their own abode to seize their third triumph of the season. Ahoy, the tide hath turned in favor of the Texans!
October 15, 2023, 4:08 pm
Trevor Lawrence and his Jacksonville Buccaneers be thrashin' the Colts from the Indianapolis seas, snatchin' their third glorious victory in a row, claimin' the booty from their AFC South scuffle. Aye, they be handlin' their business like true swashbucklers!
October 15, 2023, 11:41 am
Arr! Baltimore Ravens scurvy dog, Kyle Hamilton, be walkin' the plank from Sunday's brawl with the Tennessee Titans, havin' delivered a fearsome blow to wide receiver Chris Moore. 'Twas a sight to behold, mateys!
October 15, 2023, 10:31 am
Arrr, ye scurvy scallywags of the Scarlet Knights be putting on a mighty spectacle o' a comeback 'gainst the Michigan State foe! They be inchin' closer to the coveted bowl, with just one more victory t' go! Avast, what a tale!
October 15, 2023, 9:43 am
Arr, me hearties! The Swiss football lass Alisha Lehmann hath spilled the beans, claimin' she were offered a hefty sum o' more than $100,000 doubloons to carouse with a well-known fancy pants in Miami, aye aye!
October 15, 2023, 9:28 am
Arr, ye scallywag Logan Paul be summonin' his next foe, but 'tis a different game he be seekin'. Paul be yearnin' to face the mighty WWE legend, Rey Mysterio, in a bid fer his championship booty!
October 15, 2023, 5:00 am
Arr, me hearties! The San Francisco 49ers and Philadelphia Eagles be settin' sail into the sixth week o' the season, undefeated they be! But hold yer horses, there be more tales to be told 'bout this week's skirmishes on the gridiron, mark me words!
October 15, 2023, 5:00 am
Arr, me hearties, the future o' Bill Belichick in New England be as murky as Davy Jones' locker, with the Patriots' struggles weighin' him down. But fear not, for Rob Gronkowski be makin' a prediction for his former captain!
October 14, 2023, 10:14 pm
Arr, the Notre Dame Fighting Irish be havin' a grand time thwartin' Caleb Williams since USC's first voyage! They be dominatin' the Trojans with a 48-20 triumph on this fine Saturday! Pirates be mighty pleased!
October 14, 2023, 8:11 pm
Arr, me hearties! Tyreek Hill, that scurvy dog from the Miami Dolphins, be flashin' the peace sign like a true buccaneer as he be dashin' past them defenders to the end zone! Aye, the lad be celebratin' his touchdowns with a fancy flair, settin' sail on the seven seas of victory!
October 14, 2023, 5:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scurvy dogs of San Francisco, they be claimin' a fine record of 5-0, yet who be the true scallywag at the helm? Ol' Rob Gronkowski be spoutin' that the answer be as easy as swiggin' grog in a tavern brawl!
October 14, 2023, 5:15 am
Arr, me hearties! 'Tis a spectacle upon the seven seas! No. 8 Oregon and No. 7 Washington be locked in a mighty clash in Week 7 o' the college football season. The Pac-12 be ablaze with this grand spectacle, aye!
October 13, 2023, 8:29 pm
Arrr! Dolphins' starrrr wide receiver Tyreek Hill, bein' a right generous pirate, hath graciously decided to bestow upon the fan involved in the touchdarr interaction with his fairrrr mom some signed memorabilia. Aye, a kind gesture indeed!
October 13, 2023, 7:46 pm
Arrr, Sergio Brown be tusslin' with a brace o' Mexican officers whilst bein' sent to the good ol' United States to reckon wit' the charge o' first-degree murder in his dear mother's demise, matey!
October 13, 2023, 5:33 pm
Avast ye scallywags! In a recent parley, a fine lass by the name o' Riley Gaines, a former NCAA swimmer, shared her tale o' a run-in wit' them landlubber protesters at San Francisco State University. She claimed she be fearin' fer her very life, she did! Arrr, what a sight to behold!
October 13, 2023, 4:29 pm
Avast, me hearties! Haley Cavinder be a lass who, at first, decided to shiver me timbers and forsake her final year of eligibility on account o' seekin' a path in the grand WWE. But lo and behold! On this fine Friday, she be proclaimin' that she'll be settlin' for college basketball next year, arr!
October 13, 2023, 3:44 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! Drake be no different from us scurvy dogs - he be takin' part in the odd sportin' wager. Mind ye, he be havin' deep pockets, and be puttin' a mighty treasure on Logan Paul this comin' weekend!
October 13, 2023, 2:49 pm
Arrr, me mateys! This Sunday, it be P.J. Walker takin' charge o' the quarterbackin' for the Browns! Deshaun Watson, alas, be stuck on the sidelines as he mendeth his bruised rotator cuff. Shiver me timbers, let the games begin!
October 13, 2023, 11:13 am
Arr, me hearties! San Francisco Buccaneers' loot-fetchin' cable-holder, George Kittle, be sayin' to the scallywags o' the press that he be expectin' a hefty fine from the NFL fer donnin' a foul-mouthed shirt against the Dallas Cowpokes. Blimey, that be no treasure to boast 'bout!
October 13, 2023, 9:28 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Deion Sanders, captain of the Colorado Buffaloes, be cursin' these late game starts in the college football season! Aye, as me crew be ready to face Stanford on a Friday night, the coach be complainin' like an old sea dog!
October 13, 2023, 9:24 am
Arrr, mateys! Tessa Johnson and Evelyn Williamson, two fair maidens of the high seas, did seize the top spots on the podium at a grand women's event in Chicago last weekend. Aye, the winds of change be blowin' strong!
October 13, 2023, 6:50 am
Avast ye mateys! Detroit Lions' stout linebacker, Alex Anzalone, be sharin' jolly good tidings 'bout his folks. They be stuck in Israel amidst the fearsome terror unleashed by the notorious scallywags, Hamas.
October 13, 2023, 5:15 am
Arr, when Rob Gronkowski be questioned on whether scurvy dogs should sail into women's sports, he kept his tongue, forsooth! Methinks he reckons, not a word be needed, lest he be caught in a storm of controversy!
October 13, 2023, 5:00 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Yankee's legend, David Wells, be havin' a bone to pick with them U.S. corporations what be makin' waves in the sports world. And mark ye, he be sharin' his thoughts on standin' for the national anthem too! Arrr, the man be speakin' his mind, I tell ye!
October 13, 2023, 4:56 am
Arrr, mateys! The scurvy Houston Cougars be showin' off some sorcery on Thursday eve! Donovan Smith, bless his black heart, did cast a Hail Mary spell in the game's final ticks against West Virginia. Aye, 'twas a sight to behold, me hearties!
October 13, 2023, 4:30 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Yonder MLB legend, Roger Clemens, be havin' many a memorable moment durin' his pitchin' days. But none be as grand as when he took the mound in New York City after the tragic event o' 9/11. Shiver me timbers!
October 12, 2023, 5:20 pm
Arrr, word on the high seas be that Taylor Swift be settin' her sights on "Thursday Night Football" to lay eyes on the mighty Kansas City Chiefs and the swashbucklin' Travis Kelce! Al Michaels be spillin' the beans on how Amazon be plannin' to capture this fair maiden's visit. Yo ho ho!
October 12, 2023, 4:17 pm
Arrr, the International Olympic Committee hath given the Russian Olympic Committee a mighty suspension! They be breakin' the sacred Olympic Charter, ye scurvy dogs! No Olympics for ye, me hearties!
October 12, 2023, 4:14 pm
Arr, me mateys! Rob Gronkowski and his fair maiden, Camille Kostek, be the merry founders of Voomerang, a fine platform to spice up fundraising with jolly excitement and heartfelt purpose. Aye, it be a treasure trove of entertainment, arr!
October 12, 2023, 4:01 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis the famed Tom Brady, aye, the seven-time Super Bowl champion, who be takin' to the X on Thursday to cry foul against the villainous Hamas! Aye, their dastardly terrorist attack has claimed over 1,000 Israeli lives!
October 12, 2023, 11:16 am
Arrr, me hearties! The lawkeepers in Massachusetts be shoutin' from the rooftops that three scallywags from Rhode Island may soon face the hangman's noose for bein' involved in the demise of our beloved matey, Dale Mooney—a true fan o' the New England Patriots!
October 12, 2023, 10:57 am
Arrr, Michael Lewis, that ol' matey o' words, did speaketh 'bout Michael Oher's lawsuit 'gainst the Tuohy crew, an' he be claimin' 'twas a "shockin'" deed from the former NFL swashbuckler. Methinks 'tis a tale fit fer Davy Jones' locker!
October 12, 2023, 8:38 am
Arrr! Olympian Mary Lou Retton be fightin' a most fearsome foe, a cursed pneumonia rare! "Mattress Mack" be a true matey, blessin' her with a grand sum o' $50,000! May the winds favor her recovery, me hearties!
October 12, 2023, 7:45 am
Arr, me mateys! Word be spreadin' o' Kansas City Chiefs' star, Travis Kelce, bein' questionable with a sore ankle. But that ain't all! Rumors be flyin' faster than a parrot on fire 'bout Taylor Swift makin' anothar appearance! Avast, it be a story fit fer a jolly sea shanty!
October 12, 2023, 5:31 am
Arrr, me hearties! Bruce Pearl, the scallywag o' Auburn's hoops, be a-slingin' his words at the likes o' Obama and Biden, blamin' them for the Israel-Gaza scuffle. Shiver me timbers! Tis a tale that shall tickle yer funny bone in under 50 words, ye landlubbers!
October 12, 2023, 5:30 am
Arr, 'twas a fine day o' basketball, mateys! Jared Armstrong, a Jewish-American swashbuckler, be bouncin' a ball in Israel, when the scurvy Hamas rascals began their dastardly attack on a Saturday. He be tellin' us his tale, he be, a tale o' hoops interrupted by mischief!
October 12, 2023, 5:25 am
Arrr, mateys! The likes o' Travis Kelce, a Kansas City Chiefs star, be joinin' forces with Pfizer, a mighty pharmaceutical giant. This union be causin' quite a stir amongst the crew, sparkin' a fierce debate 'bout the message 'n safety o' the COVID-19 vaccine. Yo ho ho!
October 12, 2023, 5:15 am
Arrr! Six hearty traditional swashbucklers be ranked in The Associated Press college football Top 25 fer the first in the 87-year history o' the poll. Methinks these lads be chasin' a different kind o' booty now!
October 11, 2023, 5:36 pm
Avast ye, mateys! Sidney Crosby, Kris Letang, and Evgeni Malkin be makin' history like true scallywags! They be settin' a record fer the most seasons sailin' together as a fearsome trio, startin' their 18th voyage as shipmates on Tuesday. Arrr!
October 11, 2023, 4:57 pm
Arr, me hearties! Anthony Richardson's season be put to a halt, fer he hath suffered an injury, aye! The Colts have sent this young scallywag to the injured reserve, keepin' him out o' the battle fer at least a month, mateys!
October 11, 2023, 3:41 pm
Arr, the mighty Connor McDavid, aye! He be tellin' the scurvy dogs of the press that he be yearnin' to see them fancy "specialty" jerseys and that Pride tape be returnin' to the league, by Davy Jones' locker! Shiver me timbers, that be a bold request indeed!
October 11, 2023, 3:39 pm
Arr, matey! On a Tuesday, a scurvy dog from the Chicago Cubs be sent to the infirmary, for he tangled with some cursed "foreign substance" that be provoking a mighty reaction! Mayhaps it be a foul curse from the rival crew's scallywags!
October 11, 2023, 10:29 am
Avast ye! 'Tis been unveiled on the electronic parchment o' the constabulary that ol' matey Sergio Brown, a former ruffian of the NFL, was placed under lock 'n key for a most egregious scallywag act, a felony, but a day prior! Arrr!
October 11, 2023, 8:02 am
Avast ye maties! Cap'n Tom Izzo o' Michigan State be spoutin' 'bout his distaste fer this here NCAA transfer portal, whilst comparin' the reasons why coaches abandon ship versus why players be jumpin' ship. Arrr, quite the conundrum, says he!
October 11, 2023, 6:39 am
Arrr! Methinks Captain James Franklin of the Penn State Nittany Lions doth have a scurvy problem with a landlubber scribe's query 'bout the offense! 'Twas a mighty clash 'twixt 'em, and now the tale be spreadin' like wildfire across the seven seas!
October 11, 2023, 5:52 am
Avast ye! The scallywags of the NHL could once sport the vibrant tape o' the rainbow to show their support for the LGBTQ+ brethren. But alas! The league, like a bunch of landlubbers, has banned it afore the new season. Aye, there be no color in their hearts!
October 11, 2023, 5:45 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! Aaron Rodgers, the gallant captain of the pigskin, be takin' a stand for his loyal matey, Nathaniel Hackett, after the Jets claimed victory o'er the Broncos. Aye, a true pirate be havin' his crew's back, no matter the storm!
October 11, 2023, 5:30 am
Ahoy, me mateys! Tiffany Stratton be a true victor at No Mercy last moon, even though her fair hand wasn't hoisted high. Aye, one WWE legend did shower her with mighty praise as she be makin' waves still at NXT. Arr!
October 11, 2023, 5:00 am
Arrr! Colorado Buffaloes' quarterdeck mate, Shedeur Sanders, be facin' a choice betwixt stayin' in college or settin' sail fer th' NFL Draft. QB guru Jordan Palmer be makin' a jolly case fer him t' stay, lest the lad be tempted by th' riches o' th' professional seas!
October 10, 2023, 5:54 pm
Arr, behold, me mateys! The legendary lass, Mary Lou Retton, aged 55, be locked in a fierce quarrel with the dread disease, pneumonia, in a hospital's intensive care quarters. She be stricken, unable to draw breath without aid, as her daughter reports.
October 10, 2023, 4:52 pm
Avast ye, me mateys! As Riley Gaines be settin' sail to speak at a grand Real Women's Day event at Penn State, one scurvy professor from that fine establishment seemed to be claimin' that she be spreadin' naught but "hateful messages." Arrr, what a scallywag!
October 10, 2023, 4:26 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! ESPN be blabberin' that the ol' sea dog, Barry Melrose, aye, 67 he be, shall hang up his analyst hat. The poor matey has been cursed with Parkinson's disease! A sad tale, indeed.
October 10, 2023, 3:05 pm
Arr! 'Tis a grand spectacle, me mateys! The "vax wars" betwixt Aaron Rodgers, the scurvy dog of the New York Jets, and Travis Kelce, the tight end of the Kansas Ciy Chiefs, be but a mere skirmish in these treacherous seas! Let the battle rage on, ye scallywags!
October 10, 2023, 7:30 am
Avast ye, mateys! 'Tis true, the legendary Steve Garvey, a scallywag of MLB fame, be settin' sail fer the U.S. Senate in California. In an interview with Fox News Digital, he shared his thoughts 'bout the troubles 'plaguing' the state. Arrr, shiver me timbers!
October 10, 2023, 7:15 am
Arr! Word be spreadin' that the mighty Justin Jefferson o' the Minnesota Vikings be bound for the injured reserve, forsooth! A sorry hamstring be keepin' him from the next four battles. Alas, may the winds o' recovery blow in his favor, me hearties!
October 10, 2023, 6:58 am
Arr, ye scallywags of the Arizona Diamondbacks be givin' them Los Angeles Dodgers a jolly good fright! With a 4-2 victory on Monday, they be pushin' 'em mighty close to Davy Jones' locker in this here National League Division Series. Avast ye, 'tis a sight to behold!
October 10, 2023, 6:03 am
Arrr, me hearties! The San Francisco 49ers' mighty rule be showcased, whilst the Philadelphia Eagles be takin' down the Los Angeles Rams in the jolly Week 5. Aye, these two crews be keepin' their records spotless, undefeated they be!
October 10, 2023, 5:38 am
Avast ye, me hearties! Former NFL star Donte Whitner be layin' down the lashin' on poor Dak Prescott, as the Dallas Cowboys be sufferin' a mighty defeat at the hands of them scurvy San Francisco 49ers, 42-10! Arrr, 'tis a treacherous sea they sail upon!
October 10, 2023, 5:31 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs at Penn State be cancelin' me appearance at Real Women's Day! Riley Gaines be ready to speak, but they be refusin'! Aye, 'tis a sad day when a pirate can't spread her wisdom.
October 10, 2023, 5:30 am
Arrr, mateys! Avast ye, for on Tuesday eve, Paul Heyman and John Cena shall grace the presence of ye NXT. Heyman be claimin' that the clash betwixt Carmelo Hayes and Bron Breakker be a spectacle worth settin' yer sights upon. Keep a weather eye, me hearties!
October 10, 2023, 5:00 am
Quarterback consultant Jordan Palmer be quite familiar wit' Baker Mayfield's game, both on 'n off the field, I say. 'Tis why he be not surprised at all when the Tampa Bay Buccaneers set sail wit' a fiery start, arrr!
October 9, 2023, 11:35 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Ye blimey California Golden Bears quarterback, young Fernando Mendoza, be havin' a jolly fine time reactin' to a viral post, ye see! 'Twas on a Sunday, after he be makin' his grand debut against them Oregon State Beavers. Arrr, what a tale!
October 9, 2023, 10:05 am
Avast ye, me hearties! The fearsome Dak Prescott o' the Dallas Cowboys did declare on the last eve that their hideous loss to the San Francisco 49ers be a call to arms, shattering his hopes like a mighty cannonball. Nay, the poor lad did not foresee such a calamitous outcome!
October 9, 2023, 8:13 am
Arrr, me hearties! Tom Brady be seen at the WNBA Finals betwixt the Las Vegas Aces and New York Liberty, and Kelsey Plum gave him a jolly good ribbing! Methinks it be a mirthful sight indeed!
October 9, 2023, 7:44 am
Arr, ye scurvy dog! Carlos Correa be makin' his mark in th' MLB postseason record books, matey! With his grand three-RBI showin' against th' Houston Astros in th' ALDS, he be inchin' his way up like a scallywag. Bravo, ye scallywag!
October 9, 2023, 5:04 am
Arr, me hearties! The scallywags from New Jersey witnessed a grand spectacle on a fine Friday eve, as one crew departed with joy, while the other be left dumbfounded! Aye, a tale to be told fer ages!
October 9, 2023, 5:01 am
Afore the Cincinnati Buccaneers be takin' down the Arizona Sea-Dogs in a jolly good win, Joe Burrow's quartermaster coach be reckonin' the offense be ready t'blow thy enemy's ship to smithereens, arrr!
October 8, 2023, 10:26 pm
Arr! The San Francisco 49ers, they be unstoppable! They crushed them scurvy Dallas Cowboys, 42-10, by Davy Jones' locker! Brock Purdy, that jolly lad, sent four touchdown cannonballs straight into the enemy's hull! Shiver me timbers, what a victory!
October 8, 2023, 9:41 pm
Avast ye! 'Tis a dire tale from Detroit! The valiant buccaneer, Alex Anzalone, doth relay that his kin and their holy crew be entangled in a sticky situation in Israel, aye! May the winds of fortune blow in their favor amidst this encounter with the scoundrels of Hamas!
October 6, 2023, 5:00 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs of Chicago be hollerin' with indignation! The city's plot to use a nearby field house to harbor migrants be puttin' at risk a wee lads' football crew. Avast, this be a conundrum indeed!
October 6, 2023, 5:00 am
Arr! Baseball Hall o' Famer Tom Glavine, a fine matey, graced OutKick's "Don't @ Me with Dan Dakich" and parleyed about that scurvy dog Shohei Ohtani's fate in Major League Baseball.
October 6, 2023, 5:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis time for the Division Series in the MLB Postseason to set sail on Saturday. Hold fast as we plunge into a treacherous sea of knowledge 'bout all eight crews afore the fierce battles commence!
October 6, 2023, 5:00 am
Yarr! Mateys be knowin' that Seattle Seahawks' scurvy dog, Bobby Wagner, hath sailed the treacherous waters o' the Super Bowls twice in a row! Aye, he be grasp'n the secret path to the fabled promised land, savvy?
October 5, 2023, 5:30 am
Avast, me hearties! Aye, after five weeks of the college football season, USC's Caleb Williams and Washington's Michael Penix Jr. be the Heisman favorites, as declared by none other than Caesars Sportsbook. Arrr, may the winds of fortune blow in their favor!
October 5, 2023, 5:00 am
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! On Sunday's joust betwixt the New York Jets and the Denver Broncos, the sea wind whispered tales of mirth. Broncos' captain, Sean Payton, didst lay waste to Jets' OC Nathaniel Hackett, cursing his pitiful year in Denver. Arr, twas a sight to behold!
October 5, 2023, 5:00 am
Arr, me hearties! Baseball Hall of Famer Tom Glavine did share his musings on the Trevor Bauer tumult whilst gracing the airwaves of "Don't @ Me with Dan Dakich."
October 5, 2023, 4:00 am
Avast, me hearties! Methinks this Josh Allen, a star quarterback of the Buffalo Bills, be a peculiar beast! His prowess be magnified when he falters, yet when he truly excels, the cheers be as silent as a ghost ship. What sorcery be at play here, I wonder?
October 3, 2023, 5:40 am
Arr, me hearties! 'Tis but a quarter sailed in the year 2023 NFL voyage, and lo! After the fourth week, the finest crews be clearly visible, savvy? Nay, 'tis no great shock, me mateys, for we knew 'twould be so!
October 3, 2023, 5:30 am
Those scallywags who wagered on the Kansas City Chiefs to best the New York Jets by a good ol' eight score were left with a face as long as a plank when Patrick Mahomes be slid, a mere hair's breadth away from the end zone, on the Lord's day. Aaarrr!
October 3, 2023, 4:00 am
Avast, me hearties! Today be a day o' great plunderin' in the world o' sports! Tom Brady, a true legend o' the Hall o' Fame, be reachin' a new milestone in his career. Jerry West, a mighty warrior o' the NBA, be retirin' from the battle. And Bobby Thomson, with a shot heard 'round the world, be sendin' his foes tremblin' in defeat! Arrr, what a day to be a sport matey!
October 3, 2023, 4:00 am
Yarrr, Fox Sports' Tim Brando be givin' 'is two cents once more, blastin' the scallywag media's coverage on Deion Sanders and the Colorado football crew whilst chattin' on OutKick's "Hot Mic." Methinks 'e be not a fan o' their shenanigans, arrr!
September 30, 2023, 5:33 pm
Arr, the scallywag Arterio Morris o' the Kansas Jayhawks hath been given the heave-ho from the crew! Charged wit' the dastardly crime o' rape, he be! Aye, 'twas an incident o' August what led to this unfortunate fate. Walk the plank, he shall!
September 30, 2023, 4:45 pm
Arr, me hearties! NASCAR matey Nick Sanchez, a scallywag driver o' the Truck Series, was left all bloodied and battered, after a fierce tussle in the garage area, once the race be done at Talladega, on a fine Saturday afternoon.
September 30, 2023, 3:04 pm
Avast ye! The mighty Colorado Buffaloes be sufferin' yet again, losin' to the fearsome No. 8 USC! Aye, 'twas a score of 48-41. That scurvy dog Caleb Williams, holder of the Heisman Trophy, be throwin' six touchdowns like a true swashbucklin' legend!
September 30, 2023, 3:03 pm
Arr, me hearties! UFC captain Dana White be proudly flaunting a grand weight loss makeover on the 'gram 'pon Friday. He be matchin' his present vessel with his self from six summers gone by. Ahoy, what a sight to behold!
September 30, 2023, 10:58 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a sight to behold! A mighty NFL crew be gatherin' to witness the clash betwixt No. 8 USC and them Colorado Buffaloes. 'Tis a battle of the quarterbacks, Caleb Williams and Shedeur Sanders, where savagery be sure to ensue!
September 30, 2023, 10:20 am
Arrr, mateys! 'Tis said that the mighty Colorado Buffaloes be deprived of safety Shilo Sanders in their clash against the fearsome reigning Heisman Trophy scallywag Caleb Williams and the No. 8 USC Trojans on the morrow! Aye, 'twill be a battle worth watchin'!
September 30, 2023, 9:34 am
Arr, me hearties! Word be reachin' me ears that Buffalo Bills' swashbuckler, Damar Hamlin, be makin' his grand return to the gridiron after a lengthy hiatus. Come Sunday's showdown with them Miami Dolphins, he shall face 'em head-on, aye, after nearly nine moons since his heart be stoppin' dead in its tracks!
September 30, 2023, 8:25 am
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! The Los Angeles Chargers be sendin' their trusty center Corey Linsley to the injured reserve, for he be havin' a non-emergent heart matter. Aye, he already be ruled out for Sunday's clash, so we be prayin' for his swift recovery!
September 30, 2023, 4:00 am
Arr, 5th week o' college football be upon us, me hearties! Ye shall witness four fierce battles betwixt the Top 25 teams. USC sails to Boulder t' face the scurvy Colorado, whilst Notre Dame be takin' on Duke in Durham. Avast ye, 'tis a sight t' behold!
September 30, 2023, 4:00 am
Arr, Pro Football Hall of Fame runnin' back, Jerome Bettis, didst chat wit' Fox News Digital this week 'bout Notre Dame's Week 4 clash against th' swashbuckling rival, Ohio State.
September 30, 2023, 4:00 am
Ahoy, me hearties! Cap'n Blake Corum be sailin' the mighty Michigan ship to Nebraska for a swashbucklin' Big Ten clash. Aye, he spilled the beans to Fox News Digital 'bout our journey so far.
September 30, 2023, 4:00 am
Avast ye hearties! Jevon Kearse, a mighty Florida Gators star, be praisin' the noble Deion Sanders for his doin's, not only in the land of Colorado, but for the grand sport of college football as a whole. Arrr, a tale worth sharin'!
September 29, 2023, 11:16 am
Arr, the Detroit Lions' signal caller Jared Goff be not takin' kindly to the jestin' words of that scallywag Ryan Fitzpatrick, who likened our lad to a penniless version of Matt Ryan! Methinks a swashbucklin' feisty battle be brewin'!
September 29, 2023, 11:00 am
Arrr, mateys! The fearless lad, Blake Corum, a runnin' back, be spillin' his heart to Fox News Digital 'bout the good he be doin' in his land. A true legend, this Michigan Wolverines star be makin' waves in his very own community, arrr!
September 29, 2023, 11:00 am
Avast ye, me hearties! 'Tis a tale worth tellin'! Juan Velarde, a mighty punter from the North Carolina Central Eagles, be hailed to the Allstate Good Works Team fer the 2023 season, aye! In a jolly chat with Fox News Digital, he shared his thoughts on this grand honor, arrr!
September 29, 2023, 10:30 am
Arrr, Jevon Kearse be knowin' the worth o' lootin' sacks on th' battlefield and beyond. 'Tis his dearest wish that the NIL crew may aid in fillin' th' coffers o' th' Testicular Cancer Foundation, a worthy cause, by gar!
September 28, 2023, 11:32 am
Avast ye scallywags! Travis Hunter and Henry Blackburn be seen settlin' their scores on a Wednesday, as a portrait captured 'em graspin' hands. Aye, 'twas a fortnight since a savage blow, but now they be buryin' the hatchet. Yo-ho-ho, what a tale o' redemption!
September 28, 2023, 9:48 am
Arrr! Viktor Hovland be a true legend, matey! With a swashbucklin' swing, he be sendin' his ball straight into the hole on the par 4 fifth like a cannonball! The scallywags from Team Europe be watchin' this spectacle in their practice round at Marco Simone Golf & Country Club, stunned to their very core! Arrr, what a sight it must have been!
September 28, 2023, 7:30 am
Arr! The scurvy dog, Hector Neris of the fabled Houston Astros, and the mighty Julio Rodriguez of the Seattle Mariners, were locked in a fierce quarrel, but alas, they were parted! Avast! 'Tis the Astros who emerged vict'rious, with a glorious score of 8-3!
September 28, 2023, 6:48 am
Arr, me hearties! Yon Atlanta Braves star, Spencer Strider, be spillin' his sportsy thoughts in a wee interview, yea, and he seemeth to yearn fer th' days when landlubbers were denied entry to th' grand ballpark. Methinks he be missin' a quieter sea! Ahoy!
September 28, 2023, 5:49 am
Arrr, me hearties! Methinks this Kansas City Chiefs scallywag, Willie Gay, hath handed a treasure map right into the hands of them New York Jets and their captain, Zach Wilson. Aye, he be plannin' to fill their bulletin board with jesting words! Yo-ho-ho!
September 28, 2023, 5:22 am
Avast ye mateys! The goodly captain Deion Sanders o' Colorado be singin' praises for Shenandoah University's fair lass, Haley Van Voorhis, who didst take up the role o' safety in a recent game. Aye, she be a treasure worth notin'!
September 28, 2023, 5:18 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Percy Harvin, a swashbucklin' Florida Gators star, be a fearsome matey! He be snatchin' two national championships, and his fancy footwork be makin' him a legend in the annals of college football. Aye, a truly grand career indeed!
September 28, 2023, 5:08 am
Avast ye scurvy landlubbers! Cap'n Robert Saleh of the New York Jets hath finally admitted what salty sea dogs hath been shoutin' fer weeks: young Zach Wilson be needin' to up 'is game, arrr!
September 27, 2023, 5:53 am
Avast ye, mateys! Diego Pavia, the scurvy dog from New Mexico State, be claimin' he was caught drainin' his bladder on a University of New Mexico Lobos emblem. A video, accordin' to a local news outlet, be the proof for this scandalous tale. Arrr, that be quite the unfortunate leak indeed!
September 27, 2023, 5:45 am
Avast ye scallywags! Trevor Siemian, a fine matey sailin' in the NFL's waters since 2015, be joinin' the Jets' crew on their practice squad. Aye, a lowly seventh round pick, but aye, still a worthy addition to their ship!
September 27, 2023, 4:00 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! Matthew Stafford be a true buccaneer, endin' the cursed Detroit Lions' 19-game losin' streak in his third NFL voyage. Lou Gehrig, a mighty slugger, slams the first of 493 career booty-blastin' home runs! 'Tis the birth of the infamous "Battle of New York"! Shiver me timbers!
September 27, 2023, 4:00 am
Arr, landlubbers! Pro wrestler Grayson Waller parlayed with Fox News Digital 'bout the WWE hoistin' an event in his native Australia in 2024, after many a year. Aye, 'tis a sight fer sore eyes!
September 25, 2023, 4:59 am
Yarr! Kansas City Chiefs' leader, Andy Reid, didst jest 'bout Taylor Swift's alleged dalliance wit' Travis Kelce aft the crew's triumph on the Sabbath.
September 25, 2023, 4:55 am
Arr, 'tis a sight to behold! Travis Kelce, the swashbucklin' tight end, be seen sailin' away from Arrowhead Stadium alongside none other than the fair maiden Taylor Swift. Methinks the lass be enchanted by the Chiefs' victory over the landlubbers of Chicago!
September 25, 2023, 4:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis the time fer football, but mark me words, the ol' Major League Baseball be climbin' to its peak, with battles fierce and races ablaze! The final week be ablaze with excitement, 'tis a sight to behold!
September 25, 2023, 4:00 am
Arr, mateys! Vince Carter be makin' a memory beyond measure, one that'll echo through the annals o' time, aye! He be takin' flight and dunkin' o'er the colossal 7-foot-2 Frenchman Frederic Weis, durin' the Olympics, on the fine day of Sept. 25, 2000. A sight to behold, I tell ye!
September 24, 2023, 4:00 am
On the 24th day of September, the courageous Babe Ruth reached the zenith of the baseball realm, whilst the valiant New York Mets triumphed in securing the coveted pennant. Alas, a tempestuous tide of anthem protests did assail the noble NFL. Yo ho ho, what a day!
September 24, 2023, 4:00 am
Arrr, mateys! Avast ye! The third week o' the NFL be lookin' mighty fine! Here be seven things ye need to know afore the games set sail on Sunday and Monday.
September 23, 2023, 4:00 am
Avast ye! In the fourth week of the 2023 college football sesh, we be havin' a mighty feast o' six bouts betwixt the top 25 teams. The grandest spectacle be the clash 'tween No. 9 Notre Dame and No. 6 Ohio State. Aye, the gridiron be ablaze, me hearties!
September 23, 2023, 4:00 am
Erstwhile swashbuckler of Colorado Buffaloes' football, Chad Brown, hath parlayed with Fox News Digital regarding Deion Sanders and the renaissance of football in Boulder, Colorado. Argh, a tale worth tellin'!
September 23, 2023, 4:00 am
Tis a sad day as tennis bids adieu to a legend, whilst a fair lass from Canada doth make her mark in women's sports. And lo! The Golden State Warriors have decided to give tradition a wide berth. Arrr, quite the spectacle, I reckon!
September 22, 2023, 8:36 pm
Avast ye! A salty landlubber, vexed by the Pittsburgh Steelers, didst part with his doubloons to beseech Dean Norris, the scurvy dog o' "Breaking Bad" fame, on this newfangled Cameo contraption, to give a hearty cry for the crew to oust their offensive mate, Matt Canada!
September 22, 2023, 11:44 am
Arrr, me hearties! Landlubber Christian McCaffrey be makin' a fancy touchdown in Thursday night's conquest against them New York Giants. 'Twas his 12th game in a row, matchin' the record of that legendary Niners scallywag, Jerry Rice. Aye, he be makin' quite the splash!
September 22, 2023, 10:52 am
Arrr! Behold, a viral scroll doth reveal the spectacle of a landlubber golfer who, in a fit of rage over some cursed orb, did tear his garments asunder! With mighty roars and bulging brawn, he didst seek resolution upon the course! Ahoy, what a sight!
September 22, 2023, 9:45 am
Arr, the NFL Senior Vice President of Officiating, Walt Anderson, be defendin' the crews' decision not to cast out that scurvy dog Trent Williams of the San Francisco 49ers. Ye see, he be throwin' a closed-fist punch! Aye, the seas be rough, but the officials be keepin' their eye patches on, mateys!
September 22, 2023, 7:15 am
Arrr, by Davy Jones' locker! A landlubber, whilst a-watchin' a brawl 'twixt Gordon 'n Live Oak, did snag a rare booty on a "one in a million PAT kick". Aye, the scallywag be blessed by the gods of fortune!
September 22, 2023, 4:03 am
Arr, me hearties! 'Tis a tale of ol' CC Sabathia, who once found hisself sailin' the same treacherous seas as his matey, Domingo German. Back in 2015, CC sought refuge in an alcohol treatment haven. Now, he be passin' 'long the wisdom to German, who faces a similar journey.
September 22, 2023, 4:00 am
Arrr! Cy Young be hoistin' his 511th victory like a true buccaneer! Don Shula, a scallywag, be tyin' George Halas fer the most victorious coach. And alas, them Yankees be weepin' o'er the loss of a legend. Avast!
September 22, 2023, 4:00 am
Arr, mateys! Nine scurvy teams be enterin' Week 3 without a single win, but fret not, says the wise NFL Research! The Buccaneers, they did start 0-2 last season, yet they clawed their way to victory and won the plunder-filled division. Arrr, there be hope, me hearties!
September 22, 2023, 4:00 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Nick Chubb, a true legend in the NFL, hath held the runnin' back position for many a year. Alas, the poor soul hath found himself caught in the clutches of a season-endin' injury to his knee, be it a battle against the fierce Steelers!
September 20, 2023, 11:48 am
Arr, me hearties! Angela Lee, a fine lassie holdin' the Championship title, penned a tale 'bout what caused her to be marooned in thoughts o' suicide. But fear not, for she be now aimin' to rally others to share their tales o' mental health. Yo ho ho, let's talk and inspire, me mateys!
September 20, 2023, 10:13 am
Arrr! The swashbucklin' officials o' Massachusetts be claimin' that the preliminary autopsy report be tellin' us that poor ol' Dale Mooney met his end without any dastardly injuries to be found! Blimey, it be a puzzler, it is!
September 20, 2023, 9:59 am
Avast, me hearties! This here Colorado Buffaloes scallywag, Shilo Sanders, be wantin' to give a good ol' thrashin' to Colorado State's Henry Blackburn for his attack on the mighty Travis Hunter, a true swashbuckler of the field. Arr!
September 20, 2023, 9:52 am
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis Jason Kelce, brother to Travis, who hath shared his thoughts on the whispers 'bout the NFL star and Taylor Swift. He be sayin', "Aye, methinks 'tis all 100% true!" Arrr, the fire be growin'!
September 20, 2023, 5:57 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Dale Mooney, a mighty fan of the New England Patriots, met his watery fate on a fateful Sunday, tangled in a ruckus at Gillette Stadium. Aye, he be a hero too, rescuing a wee lassie from perilous waters 14 long years gone by.
September 20, 2023, 4:03 am
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis the day when Orioles' grand Cal Ripken Jr. shouts "Avast, 'tis time!" as the Pittsburgh Steelers set sail on their maiden voyage. And lo, Billie Jean King be makin' a mighty proclamation for women's sports. 'Tis the historical tale of Sept. 20, mateys!
September 20, 2023, 4:00 am
Avast ye mateys! 'Twas the renowned Tim Tebow, a swashbuckling Heisman Trophy holder and former NFL quarterback, who didst open his gab to Fox News Digital. He prated about the scallywags who be makin' the 2023 Allstate AFCA Good Works Team, whilst sharin' tales of his own charitable endeavors, arrr!
September 20, 2023, 4:00 am
Arr, me hearties! Avast ye! 'Tis the second week o' the year 2023 in the grand NFL season, and now we be takin' a gander at the finest snapshots from the 16 glorious battles fought on the field. Feast yer eyes, ye scallywags!
September 19, 2023, 4:03 am
San Francisco matey Jerry Rice be endin' a remarkable streak, Mariano Rivera be settin' a new MLB record, and decorated Olympian Greg Louganis be makin' an incredible comeback - this be Sept. 19 over the years, me hearties!
September 19, 2023, 4:03 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! 'Twas a paltry field goal by the Los Angeles Rams, plundered in the waning moments of the battle 'gainst the San Francisco 49ers. Yet, this insignificant booty held great sway o'er the sportsbooks and the gamblers on the Sabbath.
September 19, 2023, 4:00 am
Arrr, matey! Pro Football Hall o' Fame cornerback Mike Haynes be spillin' his words to Fox News Digital 'bout the grand impact that landlubber Colorado head coach Deion Sanders be makin' at the school thus far.
September 19, 2023, 4:00 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! The Los Angeles Chargers be sailin' a rough sea, 0-2 they be, yet Justin Herbert be showin' some fine skills. Aye, more surprises be awaitin' in the log o' Week 2 o' the 2023 NFL season!
September 18, 2023, 5:04 am
Arr, mateys! The good ship New England Patriots be led by Captain Bill Belichick. On the eve of Sunday, in the third quarter of battle, he be sending his challenge flag down with such force that it had the crowd chuckling like a jolly crew.
September 18, 2023, 4:58 am
Avast ye scallywags! Cap'n Deion Sanders o' the Colorado Buffaloes be thinkin' he be sittin' atop the mast when 'tis talk o' college football coaches, and he be singin' praises for that mighty sailor, Nick Saban! Arrr, what a jolly pair they be!
September 17, 2023, 10:33 pm
Arrr, mateys! Avast ye! Listen up, for I bring ye news of victory! Raheem Mosters, that scurvy dog, did pummel the Patriots with his might! Two touchdowns he plundered and over 100 yards he raided! The Miami Dolphins be 2-0, sailing strong!
September 17, 2023, 9:03 pm
Arr! Avast ye! Los Angeles Rams' greenhorn matey, Puka Nacua, be not just makin' waves in Week 1, but be settin' sail with a grandiose display in Week 2, shatterin' NFL records, by the powers!
September 17, 2023, 1:36 am
Avast, me hearties! Shedeur Sanders and the scurvy dogs of the Colorado Buffaloes be needin' to dig deep, but by Davy Jones' locker! They somehow snatched the victory from the clutches of the Colorado State scallywags, steerin' clear of a monstrous upset. Ahoy, what a tale of triumph it be!
September 16, 2023, 11:01 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The mighty Travis Hunter, a star amongst the Colorado Buffaloes, be takin' an unwholesome wallop from a scurvy Colorado State knave. 'Twas a sorry sight on the Saturday night's clash, aye!
September 16, 2023, 10:04 pm
Arr, whilst Florida be restin' after claimin' a surprisin' triumph, quarterback Graham Mertz be struck, causin' a ruckus 'mongst many a player from both crews.
September 16, 2023, 8:55 pm
Avast ye! The quarrel be brewin' in Colorado, mateys! Them lads from the Colorado Buffaloes 'n Colorado State Rams be gettin' all feisty 'n tusslin' ere the grand match on Saturday night!
September 16, 2023, 5:58 pm
Arr, mateys! News be spreadin' like wildfire! Cap'n Charlie Manuel, who guided the Philadelphia Phillies to victory in the 2008 World Series, was struck by a mighty stroke whilst under the surgeon's blade this past Saturday. Aye, the crew be wishin' him a speedy recovery!
September 16, 2023, 4:55 pm
Arr, mateys! Boston College be fallin' short o' glory, missin' a chance at their grandest triumph in years. Them Florida State Seminoles be keepin' their grip, snatchin' a two-point victory from the jaws o' defeat. Shiver me timbers!
September 16, 2023, 4:37 pm
Arr, me hearties! 'Twas a fine day when Harrison Mevis, a lad of Missouri, didst plunge a mighty cannonball from 61 yards, as the final ticks o' the clock be fading. 'Twas a sight to behold as he sent the No. 15 Kansas State scallywags down to Davy Jones' locker!
September 16, 2023, 3:49 pm
Avast ye! Be it known to all ye scallywags and landlubbers that the corsair who trained and wedded the former WBC featherweight champion, Sabrina Maribel Perez, hath met his end on Friday. A heart attack did seize him whilst his fair lady defended her crown. He be but 58 winters old.
September 16, 2023, 11:31 am
Avast ye! Me hearty Eli Manning, a seasoned seadog of the New York Giants, be sailin' on the MetLife Stadium's turf for many moons durin' his career. Aye, he be a staunch advocate fer stickin' to the good ol' turf, even if them landlubbers be beggin' for all-grass seas!
September 16, 2023, 9:25 am
Avast ye! Deion Sanders hath embarked on a jolly good season in Colorado, so splendid that some scallywags be whisperin' of him settin' sail for the NFL. But fear not, mates, for Sanders be banishin' such foolishness, dismissin' it like a captain tossin' a mutinous crew overboard!
September 16, 2023, 8:29 am
Avast ye, mateys! Word be spreadin' that Arterio Morris, a scurvy dog who guarded the land o' Kansas, but once sailed with Texas, has been suspended! A fair wench be claimin' he be guilty o' a most heinous crime - a rape allegation, it be!
September 16, 2023, 8:21 am
Avast, me hearties! Dale Earnhardt Jr., his race in Bristol was cut short on a fateful Friday eve. A fearsome fire befall his vessel, scorching both his chariot and his attire, bequeathing a wretched hole. Arr, what a calamity!
September 15, 2023, 9:08 pm
Avast! 'Tis be a tale of woe, me hearties! The pitcher Anthony Misiewicz of the New York Yankees was struck in his noble noggin by a mighty line drive whilst battling the scurvy dogs of the Pittsburgh Pirates. Alas, he had to abandon the clash on that fateful Friday night.
September 15, 2023, 8:28 pm
Arr, me hearties! Avast ye! Fer the first time since 2019, the mighty Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson be settin' foot in a WWE ring. 'Twas only his second appearance on telly since 2016, mateys! Aye, he be a true champion of the seas, that one!
September 15, 2023, 8:11 pm
Arrr! The quarrel 'bout the grandest point guard in NBA history hath been a fiery spectacle fer quite some time, mateys! And behold! The esteemed Hall o' Famer Kareem Abdul-Jabbar hath decided to bestow his opinion upon ye scurvy dogs!
September 15, 2023, 7:16 pm
Arr, in the recent moons, ye see, many a NFL scallywag be raisin' their voices 'gainst treadin' on the cursed artificial turf. Yet, the league be a bunch o' landlubbers, too scurvied to take any proper action, arr!
September 15, 2023, 5:29 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The Houston Area Women's Center be cryin' out to the NBA and other sportin' leagues to toughen up their swashbucklin' policies on domestic violence! All 'cause o' those slippery allegations against Kevin Porter Jr., arrr!
September 15, 2023, 5:22 pm
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! A bunch o' landlubbers from a high learnin' house o' football be caught in a pickle! They be breakin' the rules o' the Alabama High School Athletic Association, giftin' treasure cards to their jolly crew after bestin' another school! Shiver me timbers, scallywags!
September 15, 2023, 4:42 pm
Arr, Michigan's b-ball skipper, Cap'n Juwan Howard, a hearty fellow of fifty winters, be havin' a successful swordplay with his own ticker on Friday. Fear not, me hearties, for he be makin' a swift recovery to set sail with his crew when the season be upon us!
September 15, 2023, 3:43 pm
Arrr, the Baltimore Ravens be aimin' to sail to a 2-0 victory this fine weekend. Yet alas, they'll be fightin' with fewer hands on deck, as some key swashbucklers be plagued by injuries.
September 15, 2023, 11:22 am
Colorado Buffaloes cap'n Deion Sanders bequeathed his whole crew shiny new spyglasses, aye, payin' tribute to the "personal" squabble with scurvy Colorado State's cap'n. Arrr, shades be the weapon o' choice in this sea o' rivalry!
September 15, 2023, 10:47 am
Arrr, the good ship Jason Kelce o' the Philadelphia Eagles, be keepin' his mouth shut like a clam on a whisperin' wind when it came to his brother Travis Kelce's rumored dalliance with that melodic enchantress, Taylor Swift, on the eve of Thursday.
September 15, 2023, 10:47 am
Avast, me hearties! Behold, the Viking's swashbuckler Alexander Mattison hath shared screenshots of a fearsome nature. These ill-mannered scallywags sendin' messages of racism and dark encouragements of suicide, all 'cause they lost to the Eagles. Blimey, what a sorry lot of scurvy dogs!
September 15, 2023, 7:26 am
Arr, Carolina Panthers' scurvy dog, Miles Sanders, be chattin' 'bout his belief in the strange creatures o' the skies, them aliens! His words be so peculiar, they be far-out like a cannonball shot from the heavens! Ahoy, a debate be brewin'!
September 14, 2023, 10:29 pm
Arr, D'Andre Swift didst sail for a mighty 175 yards, whilst Jalen Hurts didst plunder three touchdowns in the Philadelphia Eagles' grand triumph o'er the Minnesota Vikings on Thursday.
September 14, 2023, 9:06 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! DeSanto "DeSanto the Bold" Rollins, a hearty member of the Ole Miss Buccaneers football crew, be seekin' a chest of 40 million doubloons from the school 'n Lane Kiffin! He claims they be feedin' his anxiety, arrr!
September 14, 2023, 9:03 pm
Arrr, that scurvy dog Justin Jefferson, a star of the Minnesota Vikings, be fumblin' the pigskin into the treacherous end zone, a touchback it be! The hearties among the fan crew be downright displeased with the rules of the NFL in this cursed circumstance.
September 14, 2023, 8:48 pm
Arr, me hearties! The scurvy dog, Aaron Rodgers, doth confess that he underwent a surgery to mend his blasted left Achilles on a Wednesday. He be claimin' that the whole affair went smooth as silk!
September 14, 2023, 5:59 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! This here lad Zach Wilson, the Jets' quarterback, be settin' sail fer a clash against the Dallas Cowboys come Sunday. With a chest full of swagger, he be tellin' them scribblin' landlubbers, "I do sincerely reckon in me own abilities, aye!"
September 14, 2023, 5:47 pm
Avast, me hearties! The goodly captain of Colorado, Deion Sanders, hath clapped back at that scurvy dog, Jay Norvell of Colorado State. Tis a tale of ill words exchanged on their wireless blatherskite. Shiver me timbers!
September 14, 2023, 5:20 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! A landlubber reportin' for the Buffalo Bills be blabberin' 'bout Stefon Diggs, but the lad's words were snared by a devilish hot mic! Fear not, me hearties, for the mighty receiver broke his silence, firein' off a string o' tweets like cannonballs! Arrrr!
September 14, 2023, 5:06 pm
Avast, me hearties! Yonder be dire tidings! Dustin Johnson, a seasoned golfer, be sayin' he won't be joining the Ryder Cup this time, aye, and he be blamin' his jolly venture at LIV for it. Aye, that be a mighty reason indeed!
September 14, 2023, 11:25 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The scallywag Justin Frye, bucko in charge o' Ohio State's offensive line, be urg'n his crew o' frontliners to buckle up and focus on the path ahead. Aye, it be a jolly task they must strive to accomplish, lest they be fed to the sharks! Arrr!
September 14, 2023, 10:31 am
Arr! Tampa Bay Buccaneers' swashbucklin' signal caller, Baker Mayfield, be claimin' he might be snatchin' the defensive signals of them Minnesota Vikings during their first skirmish of the season! Shiver me timbers, ye scallywags!
September 14, 2023, 9:41 am
Arr! Me hearties! Colorado State's cap'n, Jay Norvell, be seen takin' a shot at that scallywag Deion Sanders from Colorado afore their clash in Week 3. 'Tis a fine jest, me mateys!
September 14, 2023, 7:44 am
Arr, me hearties! The Hawkeyes' signal caller, Cade McNamara, didst break into uncontrollable laughter on the morn of Tuesday whilst speakin' 'bout the defense of Western Michigan. McNamara hath truly discovered the art of phrasing, aye! Har, har, har!
September 14, 2023, 5:30 am
September 13, 2023, 9:49 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! The Atlanta Braves be the first crew to hoist their sails to the 2023 MLB Postseason. They've pillaged the NL East title for a sixth year straight, settlin' it on a Wednesday. Buckle yer swashbucklin' boots, mateys!
September 13, 2023, 8:55 pm
Arr, me hearties! The famed landlubber, Chris Jones, aye, he be a mighty rusher for the Chiefs for seven NFL seasons. But alas, the scurvy dog be mighty unhappy 'bout his blasted contract as we sail into the treacherous seas of 2023!
September 13, 2023, 8:13 pm
Arr, 'twas the Buffalo Bills' wench, Maddy Glab, who did confess to be the lass chattin' 'bout the grand star, Stefon Diggs, o'er a scorchin' microphone. Aye, tis a tale fit for the jolly rum-soaked taverns!
September 12, 2023, 4:51 pm
Avast, me hearties! The skipper of the Nebraska Cornhuskers, Matt Rhule, be claimin' that their gatherin' at the heart o' the field ere playin' Colorado be no act o' dishonor. Aye, methinks the lad be jestin'!
September 12, 2023, 4:37 pm
Arr, avast ye scurvy scallywags! 'Tis said that after the Jets be likely losin' their fine quarterback Aaron Rodgers fer the rest o' the season, Colin Kaepernick's agent hath reached out to the crew, as per a tale.
September 12, 2023, 4:24 pm
Avast ye, me hearties! Kansas City Chiefs' swashbuckler, Patrick Mahomes, be havin' good intentions, but his delivery be as wobbly as a drunken sailor on Monday night. He took to the X to chirp 'bout the injury o' New York Jets' quarterback, Aaron Rodgers. Arrr, tis a wee bit of a blunder, matey!
September 12, 2023, 4:12 pm
Avast ye mateys! 'Tis a tale of treachery on the high seas of NFL! Jim Trotter, a scallywag of the NFL Network, be suin' the NFL and NFL Media, claimin' discrimination and retaliation, for not renewin' his contract. Aye, the battle commences!
September 12, 2023, 11:41 am
Arr! The scurvy dog Buffalo Bill's foul quarterback, Josh Allen, hath taken the blame upon his own scrawny shoulders as his team suffered a wretched overtime defeat to the cursed New York Jets in the first week of battle!
September 12, 2023, 11:39 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Zach Wilson, the helm-bearer of the New York Jets, be sayin' he be aimin' to "shut the chasm" betwixt 'imself and Aaron Rodgers, who, alas, suffered a cruel Achilles blow against the rascally Buffalo Bills. Arrr, mayhaps the lad be thinkin' to fill the mighty boots of Rodgers!
September 12, 2023, 10:15 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Old Nick Mangold, a swashbuckler of the New York Jets, be laughin' at the thought of signin' Colin Kaepernick to fill Aaron Rodgers' shoes. "Nay, me hearties!" he cries, "the ship shall sink without Rodgers at the helm!"
September 12, 2023, 10:15 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! I be havin' woeful tidings to share. The gallant Aaron Rodgers, a star o' the New York Jets, shall be out o' action for the rest o' the 2023 season! Aye, his Achilles hath been torn asunder durin' a fierce battle with the Buffalo Bills on this fine Monday eve.
September 12, 2023, 5:33 am
Yarrr, me hearties! Every scurvy MLB crew hath their own home port, where they be clashin' swords with their foes each season. Each grand vessel be one o' a kind, with some as old as the sea dogs who tread her decks.
September 12, 2023, 5:13 am
Keith Olbermann hath made sport of Aaron Rodgers, ye scurvy dog! After mere moments upon the field, the Jets' shining star hath departed with an injured ankle. Methinks Olbermann hath naught but a jest in his heart!
September 12, 2023, 5:08 am
Arr, me hearties! Kansas City Chiefs' matey, Patrick Mahomes, be refusing to heed the scurvy knaves who be criticizing 'im and his crew for their loss to the Detroit Lions! Yo ho ho, let the doubloons rain upon 'em, for they be walking the plank soon enough!
September 12, 2023, 5:02 am
"Arrr, me hearties! This scallywag Dan Le Batard reckons there be a likeness betwixt his own show and the likes o' Pat McAfee at ESPN, but fears his politickin' blabber would not be welcomed aboard that ship, aye!"
September 11, 2023, 5:27 am
Arr, me hearties! The gallant scallywag, Demario Davis, of the New Orleans Saints, hath shared a tale o' woe 'bout his wee lass, who suffered a mighty seizure. 'Twas a sight that shifted his focus, makin' him see things in a different light, by Blackbeard's beard!
September 11, 2023, 5:21 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! Novak Djokovic be claimin' the US Open booty on Sunday's eve, but he be gettin' more than that! The last strike o' the match be deemed the "Moderna Shot of the Day." Aye, a true champion, makin' his mark on the grand stage!
September 11, 2023, 4:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! J.J. Watt be showin' his true mettle alongside the likes o' Blackbeard, plunderin' the opposition with a grand 12.5 sacks. But alas, after a dozen NFL campaigns, he declares it be time to abandon ship.
September 10, 2023, 10:19 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scurvy Dallas Cowboys be layin' waste to their NFC East nemesis, them New York Giants, on the treacherous road o' battle this fine Sunday night! 'Twas a grand plunder, markin' the first triumph for the 2023 NFL campaign, may the wind be forever at their backs!
September 9, 2023, 5:30 am
J.J. Watt be a true buccaneer, drivin' off them scallywag doubters on his path to a potential Hall of Fame voyage. But alas! A wee first-timer may be plagued by the dark cloud o' negativity, riskin' a fate from which he may never bounce back, aye!
September 8, 2023, 11:09 pm
Avast ye maties! Daniil Medvedev be sendin' that scurvy dog, Carlos Alcaraz, packin' in the 2023 men's singles semifinal! Arr, now he be settin' sail for a rematch against the mighty Novak Djokovic fer the Grand Slam title! Yo ho ho!
September 8, 2023, 7:37 pm
Arrr, two o' the four scallywags bein' caught fer their climate change protest at the U.S. Open on the night o' Thursday be now facin' charges o' criminal trespass! Aye, these landlubbers be in deep waters, methinks!
September 8, 2023, 7:14 pm
Arr, me mateys! C.J. Gardner-Johnson be takin' to the mystical realm o' social media, just after them Lions didst pull off a mighty upset in th' NFL opener. His live video spreadeth like wildfire across the seven seas!
September 7, 2023, 11:45 am
Arr! 'Tis true, mateys! Word has it that Cap'n Kim Mulkey, helm of the LSU women's roundball crew, be signin' on to a grand new pact worth a loot of $32 million doubloons! By Blackbeard's beard, 'twill be the richest treasure in all of ye olde women's collegiate basketball seas!
September 7, 2023, 11:13 am
Arr, mateys! In the year 2024, ye shall witness John Hunter Nemechek takin' the helm o' Legacy Motor Club's No. 42 vessel, sailin' the racin' seas. 'Tis all 'cause Noah Gragson, after his social media storm, begged fer his release like a scurvy landlubber!
September 7, 2023, 10:35 am
Arr, the gymnastics legend, Simone Biles, doth declare that she be settin' sail on a mighty quest to reclaim her glory at the Olympics in fair Paris. Methinks those pesky "twisties" shan't be holdin' her back this time, me hearties!
September 7, 2023, 9:33 am
Arrr, word has it that Cap'n Bill Belichick o' the New England Patriots be partin' ways with his fair lass, Linda Holliday. The cause be a mystery, but methinks the ship's season be nearin'! Yo ho ho!
September 7, 2023, 5:14 am
Avast ye! 'Tis a tale o' Jake and Logan Paul, who did quarrel on yon podcast. The landlubber fans, they be whisperin' 'bout a grand bout o' boxing, arr!
September 7, 2023, 5:08 am
Arr, me hearties! The scuttlebutt be sayin' that Mike Williams, a spry 36-year-old lad, be fightin' fer his life after a mishap at work. The landlubbers be claimin' he's gone to Davy Jones' locker, but we'll take it with a grain o' salt, lest we be mistaken for lubbers ourselves!
September 7, 2023, 3:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Set yer sights on the NFL season's grand opener on Thursday eve, as the mighty Kansas City Chiefs brace themselves to defend their booty against the fearless Detroit Lions. Yet, there be tales aplenty to discover 'pon this marvelous season, I tell ye!
September 6, 2023, 8:34 pm
Arr, mateys! Michael Jordan, a swashbucklin' hooper, be the conqueror of six NBA Finals in the 1990s! Then came LeBron James, settin' sail in 2003. Though sailin' in different times, both be legends for all eternity! Yo-ho-ho!
September 5, 2023, 5:44 am
Avast, me hearties! A landlubber at the US Open got the heave-ho from a match the other night, claimin' he bellowed some Hitler gibberish. The scallywag Zverev from Germany was battlin' on the field.
September 5, 2023, 5:07 am
Avast ye scallywags! Tidings from the family of a brave lad who be playin' the pigskin in Pennsylvania. The young buccaneer took a tumble durin' a game, but fear ye not, for his kin be providin' an update on his condition.
September 5, 2023, 4:59 am
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! The Cap'n Deion Sanders o' the Colorado Buffaloes did declare, his sprightly son, young Shedeur, be spurred on by a bilge rat from TCU who scorned him at an earlier powwow. Arrr, that be a tale worth a rowdy chuckle!
September 5, 2023, 12:14 am
Avast ye scallywags! The mighty Duke Blue Devils didst send shockwaves across the college football realm, vanquishing the Clemson Tigers, rank'd 8th, with a score of 28-7! Arrr, Dabo Swinney's crew be startin' their voyage with a bitter taste of defeat, 0-1 be their record!
September 4, 2023, 5:57 pm
Avast ye maties! Tis be told that the fearsome Los Angeles Rams' wide receiver Cooper Kupp hath set sail to the land of Minnesota, seeking counsel from a specialist to decipher the scallywag responsible for his cursed hamstring troubles. Yarr, head coach Sean McVay be the bearer of such tidings!
September 4, 2023, 4:36 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dog! Serbian heart of the court Boriša Simanić be needin' a cutlass-wieldin' surgeon to plunder 'is kidney, after a blow to the belly durin' a FIBA World Cup battle. Yar, the seas be cruel, matey!
September 4, 2023, 2:58 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! Cap'n Deion Sanders o' th' mighty Colorado Buffaloes declared, "Aye, we knew we'd best No. 17 TCU afore we set sail from Boulder!" Spoke he on th' jolly "Undisputed" show, settin' hearts afire with his bold pirate spirit!
September 4, 2023, 2:12 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis a tale of misfortune! Dodger's own Julio Urías, a swashbucklin' starter, be taken into custody on charges of domestic mischief under the moon's watchful eye. The Dodgers and MLB be well aware of this dreaded circumstance.
September 4, 2023, 11:15 am
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye, I bring ye news from the seven seas of football! The fine crews sailin' under the Pac-12 banner be undefeated, aye! Not a single loss befallen 'em scurvy dogs so far, with USC leadin' the charge in both Week Zero and Week 1. Hoist the Jolly Roger, mateys!
September 4, 2023, 10:03 am
Arr, mateys! 'Tis said that Aaron Rodgers, the swashbucklin' quarterback o' the New York Jets, did sing praises fer Novak Djokovic's wise choice to take the COVID-19 vaccine. Aye, he also did take a wee jab at them scurvy dogs in Big Pharma, all in his Instagram tales. Ahoy!
September 4, 2023, 8:09 am
Arr, LSU cap'n Brian Kelly be mighty displeased with his scurvy crew's lackluster display after bein' trounced by them Florida State Seminoles on a gloomy Sunday e'enin'.
September 4, 2023, 5:02 am
Arrr, word be spreadin' that Lionel Messi be settin' foot on United States soil to play for Inter Miami CF in the grand MLS. This be makin' none other than the celebrated actor Owen Wilson reminisce about the legendary Pelé's astonishin' arrival back in 1975.
September 3, 2023, 8:47 pm
Arrr! Young Ben Shelton, a mere 20 years in age, hath smashed the 2023 U.S. Open serve speed record, mark ye, at a mighty 149 nautical miles per hour! 'Twas on his victorious path to the quarterfinals, after vanquishing Tommy Paul in the round of 16.
September 3, 2023, 8:05 pm
Yarr! The scurvy NCAA be tamperin' with the clock rule, much to the chagrin of UCLA's skipper, Chip Kelly! Methinks these landlubbers be tryin' to fill their coffers with more commercials, arrr!
September 3, 2023, 6:29 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dog! 'Twas a sight to behold as Germany's skipper, Cap'n Gordon Herbert, bein' possessed by the spirit of a sea devil, attempted t' lay hands on Toronto Raptors' buccaneer, Dennis Schroder, in a fiery quarrel amidst a time-out skirmish against Slovenia at th' FIBA World Cup!
September 3, 2023, 11:39 am
Arr, me mateys! The gallant J.J. McCarthy, the Michigan quarterback, didst lend his hearty support to the scallywag Jim Harbaugh, afore the mighty crew's triumphant 30-3 victory against East Carolina! Aye, 'twas a spectacle indeed!
September 3, 2023, 11:25 am
Arr, matey! USC's swashbuckler, Caleb Williams, be hurlin' a mighty fine cannonball o'er the enemy's defenses, mark me words! Five times did he find the end zone, leadin' his crew to a resounding triumph, scorin' 66 to Nevada's feeble 14. Avast, what a victory!
September 3, 2023, 11:18 am
Avast ye! Virginia State didst shock Norfolk State on Saturday, but alas! A last-second spectacle nearly scuttled the Trojans' victory. Methinks their triumph hung by a thread!
September 3, 2023, 10:10 am
Arr, me hearties! On a fine Saturday, the landlubbers from Oregon did unleash a mighty storm of 81 points upon Portland State. Aye, the Ducks were merry, but poor Puddles, their jolly mascot, had to toil mightily to keep up with such a grand spectacle!
September 2, 2023, 8:18 pm
Arr, the 49ers be havin' a skilled captain at the helm in 2021, but their crew be yearnin' fer a hearty matey with greater promise to steer the ship.
September 2, 2023, 7:16 pm
Wrigley Field, the ol' haunt of the Chicago Cubs, be havin' a special bond with the melodic legend, Jimmy Buffett. The lads and lasses o' the team be honorin' Mr. Buffett this fine Saturday.
September 2, 2023, 6:32 pm
Arrr, me mateys! Purdue be takin' the lead, makin' Fresno State walk the plank early on! Hudson Card spied Deion Burks, who be escapin' like a sprightly pirate, scurvy dog, fer an amazin' 84-yard touch o' the ground! Yo ho ho!
September 2, 2023, 6:07 pm
Arr, mateys! Fierce tempests befall Las Vegas, makin' the roof o' Allegiant Stadium sprout a leak like a leaky ol' pirate ship! I reckon the Las Vegas Raiders an' UNLV's football crew be in fer a damp surprise!
September 2, 2023, 5:37 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! In the bleak winter's month o' December, the great college football tactician, Cap'n Mike Leach, breathed his last breath at the ripe age o' 61. But fear ye not, for Mississippi State, bein' filled with courage, played its inaugural home game since his passin' on a fine Saturday, full o' hope and determination! Yo ho ho!
September 2, 2023, 5:14 pm
Arr, the famous minstrel Justin Bieber and his fair maiden Hailey graced the third round of the U.S. Open on Friday, lendin' their voices to cheer the valiant American tennis star Coco Gauff. A jolly sight indeed, me hearties!
September 2, 2023, 4:33 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Ye be hearin' the tale o' young Micah Tease, a fine buccaneer from the shores o' Texas A&M. 'Twas but a night afore his gridiron debut, the lad be caught holdin' a stash o' forbidden treasures! Ah, the folly of youth!
September 2, 2023, 3:52 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dogs at UCF be makin' a blunder on social media, givin' a nod to the unfortunate Kent State shootings whilst playin' 'gainst 'em on a fine Thursday. A misstep fit for a landlubber, I reckon!
September 2, 2023, 11:06 am
Arr, Deion Sanders be chattin' 'bout his swashbucklin' crew change at Colorado afore he sets sail fer his first battle as 'ead coach against them TCU Horned Frogs at high noon on FOX.
September 2, 2023, 10:12 am
Arrr! Me hearties be hearin' that the Alabama Crimson Tide be settin' sail with the young scallywag Jalen Milroe as their captain, leadin' the crew from under center. Middle Tennessee be no match for these fearsome ruffians! ESPN be the messenger of this grand news, mateys!
September 2, 2023, 9:03 am
Arrr! 'Twas a sight to behold as young Tyrell Henry of Michigan State, a swashbuckling wide receiver, didst make a wondrous catch with but a single hand, shiver me timbers! Aye, the Spartans did plow through Central Michigan, claimin' a 31-7 victory on that fateful Friday night.
September 2, 2023, 8:57 am
Avast ye! Yonder Chris Jones be still stallin' while the scallywag Kansas City Chiefs be settin' sail in a week. Methinks that be makin' poor Travis Kelce's timbers shiver with worry!
September 1, 2023, 8:59 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Twas a foul day when Barstool Sports CEO Dave Portnoy set foot in a pizzeria, for the owner's temper grew stormy. Methinks his pizza review be a ruckus, as the sea of controversy engulfed their encounter.
September 1, 2023, 8:34 pm
Arr mateys, them Yankees be summonin' two fine young lads on Friday, and by Davy Jones' locker, both o' 'em landed a hit in their very first at-bats. One o' them scallywags even blasted a moonshot off a future Hall o' Famer, ye scurvy landlubber!
September 1, 2023, 7:54 pm
Arrr! Gymnastics Australia be proclaimin' this week that athletes can pick their garb and place o' retreat, accordin' to the gender they be identifyin' with! Aye, ye be choosin' yer fancy attire, me hearties!
September 1, 2023, 7:35 pm
Arrr, me mateys! The Lions be triumphant in five of their last six battles last season! The crew be prayin' that this wind in their sails carries 'em forward into 2023, as the franchise strives to reach the coveted playoffs.
September 1, 2023, 5:47 pm
Arr, mateys! Avast ye! The scallywag Trevor Lawrence o' the Jacksonville Jaguars did make some mighty fine progress last season, catchin' the eye o' his Super Bowl-seizin' captain, Doug Pederson!
September 1, 2023, 5:30 pm
Arrr, mateys! Ol' Cap'n Mike "Coach K" Krzyzewski be claimin' that this newfangled NIL be naught but "pay for play." He be demandin' more o' that leadership in the NCAA to take control o' this here matter! Avast, ye scurvy dogs!
September 1, 2023, 4:38 pm
Arr, me hearties! Gilbert Arenas didst scold Rashad McCants when they parleyed about Noah Lyles, the swift-footed scallywag, who dared speak of NBA buccaneers dubbing themselves "world champions." Avast!
September 1, 2023, 4:38 pm
Arr, mateys! John Isner be sayin' farewell to his tennis career after takin' a mighty blow from Michael Mmoh at the U.S. Open. Seventeen long years he fought, but alas, he be walkin' the plank now. Fair winds, Isner!
September 1, 2023, 11:41 am
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! Word be spreadin' that JaVale McGee, a three-time NBA champion, be signin' with the Sacramento Kings fer the comin' season. Aye, 'tis true, me matey! The Mavericks be sendin' him off on Tuesday, like a scurvy dog walkin' the plank!
September 1, 2023, 11:05 am
Arrr, a quarrel 'tween Charter Communications and Disney hath left Florida and Utah stranded, bereft o' any chance to feast their eyes upon the season's grand opener on Thursday night! Aye, 'tis a lamentable predicament indeed, me hearties!
September 1, 2023, 10:44 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The likes of Daniil Medvedev, a former US Open champion, be well acquainted with tusslin' on the tennis grounds of Arthur Ashe Stadium without the cheerin' of the crowd. And so it be, on Thursday eve, he carried on with this long-standing tradition.
September 1, 2023, 9:13 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs of the ACC be makin' quite the decision on Friday! They be addin' SMU, Cal, and Stanford to their crew, joinin' 'em in all sports by 2024-25. Arrr, the poor ol' Pac-12 be left with only two ships in their fleet!
September 1, 2023, 3:00 am
Avast ye landlubbers! The fair maiden Sage Steele, once a matey of ESPN, be finally spillin' the beans 'bout her departure from the ship. 'Twas a scurvy lawsuit that kept her from sailin' the airwaves for near two years, all 'cause o' some words she let slip on a podcast.
August 31, 2023, 8:30 pm
Arr, the young landlubber Jalin Hyatt, a rookie in the crew of the New York Giants, hath chosen the number 13 to adorn his garb, as he sets sail upon his inaugural season in the treacherous waters of the NFL. Aye, even the esteemed Odell Beckham Jr., who once proudly sported that very same number whilst in New York, be smitten by this choice!
August 31, 2023, 7:52 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Methinks this Mark Schlereth, a bloke with three Super Bowl victories, be of the opinion that the Cowboys shan't be hoisting another championship flag soon. And lo, he be grumbling 'bout that scallywag coach Mike McCarthy too! Arrr, what a tale!
August 31, 2023, 7:09 pm
Keith Olbermann be still flingin' verbal daggers at that former collegiate swimmer, Riley Gaines! He be callin' her a "nasty, witless, unsuccessful" landlubber, and even a transphobe! Arrr, what a scallywag he be!
August 30, 2023, 8:56 pm
Arr, mateys! Avast ye! Be it known that Eric Lewis, the scallywag, be retirin' this very moment, and the NBA, in all its wisdom, be puttin' an end to its hunt for his alleged use of a secret social media account! Yo ho ho, case closed, me hearties!
August 30, 2023, 8:29 pm
Arr, matey! 'Tis a strange tale indeed! Young Jimmy Garoppolo be dubbing the Niners' quarterback situation as queer. The crew drafted Trey Lance, but their plan be to let ol' Brock Purdy take the field instead. Aye, 'tis a puzzlin' choice, if ye ask me!
August 30, 2023, 8:15 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! NFL Hall of Fame quarterback Joe Montana be amongst the San Francisco residents, aye, who be suin' the city, claimin' their homes be damaged not by a storm, but by the lackluster sewage infrastructure, arrr!
August 30, 2023, 7:21 pm
Avast ye, mateys! Belay yer ears! Bailey Zappe and the scurvy dog Malik Cunningham, a rookie of no draft, have been cast away by the Patriots on Tuesday. But fear not, for they have been reclaimed and placed in the team's practice squad. Arrr, a twist of fate indeed!
August 30, 2023, 5:28 am
Arr, me hearties! 'Tis a tale of the New York Jets' swashbuckling star, Aaron Rodgers, who spewed bilge about Jihad Ward, a stout defender of the New York Giants. The cursed exchange be captured on camera for "Hard Knocks," the scallywags!
August 30, 2023, 5:16 am
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis been reported that the landlubbers who dared to pounce upon Atlanta Braves' swashbuckler, Ronald Acuña Jr., whilst he treaded the fields o' Denver, have been apprehended by the authorities. Aye, justice be served!
August 30, 2023, 4:00 am
Arrr! Avast ye! The scurvy dog Jimmy "Garoppolo" be joinin' forces once more with his matey Tom Brady, who hath become a stakeholder in the Las Vegas Raiders. Together, they sail to Sin City to seek fortune 'pon the football field.
August 29, 2023, 7:51 pm
Arr, ye landlubbin' NCAA be handlin' mental health matters like a scurvy crew! Coach Deion Sanders be right to take issue, after the poor lad be denied the right to play. The NCAA be needin' a good keelhaulin'!
August 29, 2023, 5:39 am
Arrr, me mateys! Young Coco Gauff kept her tongue in check during her maiden US Open skirmish with Laura Siegemund. But blow me down, she be like a cannonball when that chair umpire showed no skill in hastening the game!
August 29, 2023, 5:20 am
Arr! Yonder cornerback, Isaiah Rodgers, hath inked his mark with the Philadelphia Eagles on the day of Monday, despite bein' marooned fer the entire 2023 season. Aye! He crossed swords with the NFL's gambling code, yet still found himself a ship to sail on!
August 29, 2023, 5:13 am
Arr, me hearties! Maria Sakkari, the No. 8 seed in lasses' singles at the 2023 U.S. Open, be claimin' she caught the scent o' marijuana whilst sufferin' a bitter loss to Rebeka Masarova on Monday. Methinks the lass be blamin' the sweet smell fer her misfortune!
August 29, 2023, 3:00 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs o' the Native American Guardians Association, who be leadin' a petition t' reclaim the historic Redskins name fer the Washington Commanders, be dubbed as naught but a pack o' landlubber impostors!
August 27, 2023, 4:29 pm
Avast ye! In a swashbucklin' showdown, young Louis Lappe of California didst walkest off with a mighty home run, bestowin' his crew from El Segundo a glorious triumph in the Little League World Series o'er Curacao. Aye!
August 27, 2023, 4:04 pm
Arr, ye scurvy knave, CM Punk be sharin' his pirate's treasure o' kindness! The scallywag posed with a fan brandishin' a sign o' transgender rights, after sendin' Samoa Joe down to Davy Jones' locker! All Elite Wrestling's All In be a jolly good time, me hearties!
August 27, 2023, 3:22 pm
Arr, me hearties! Tom Brady, the legendary quarterback, didst have a merry encounter with Micah Parsons, the star of the Dallas Cowboys, on a moonlit Saturday eve. They didst share many a laugh and jest as they conversed, fillin' the air with mirth and merriment!
August 27, 2023, 2:38 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy landlubber! Luka Doncic, a true stalwart of the Dallas Mavericks, be gallivantin' in Japan, representin' Slovenia, when lo and behold, a thunderous alarm be soundin'! A cursed missile be headin' their way!
August 27, 2023, 10:38 am
Arr, me hearties! Jalen Mayden, the swashbucklin' San Diego State quarterback, be evadin' the savage Ohio rush, aimin' to cast the pigskin to the depths. But alas! The cursed winds blew, drivin' the ball straight into the noble official's mug! Har, a true tale of misadventure on the high seas of sport!
August 27, 2023, 9:36 am
Arr, me hearties! The scurvy dog, Caleb Williams, be showin' no mercy against San Jose State! He be slinging four touchdown passes, leadin' his crew to a 56-28 victory! Aye, 'twas a glorious battle on the gridiron, indeed!
August 27, 2023, 8:37 am
Arr! Miami Dolphins' scurvy dog, Daewood Davis, be whisked away on a cursed ship's plank, leavin' their clash with the Jacksonville Jaguars in dire straits. The game, like a plundered treasure, be suspended, leavin' us pirates yearnin' for more action on the high seas!
August 27, 2023, 8:36 am
Avast, mateys! 'Tis a terrible news I bring ye! Alexandra Paul, who sailed for Canada in the Winter Olympics of 2014, met her untimely demise in a mighty multi-car collision just days past. Yet, by a stroke of fortune, her wee one, who stood by her side, lived to tell the tale!
August 26, 2023, 10:02 pm
Verily, Ryan Preece didst flipeth a full ten times in a fierce crash during the Coke Zero Sugar 400 at Daytona International Speedway on the blackest of nights. 'Twas the second alarming wreck to plague this race, matey!
August 26, 2023, 9:57 pm
Arr mateys! The victory o' Chris Buescher at Daytona on yonder Saturday dusk be bringin' good fortune to me matey Bubba Wallace, securin' his place in the ultimate NASCAR playoff. Thar be much excitement as the postseason be settin' sail next week!
August 26, 2023, 9:00 pm
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! Methinks the gallant pitcher, Chase Silseth of the Los Angeles Angels, didst depart the contest with the New York Mets this fine eve, having taken a blow to his noble noggin from a wayward toss! Yarr, 'tis a perilous plight indeed!
August 26, 2023, 8:49 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Ryan Blaney, Ty Gibbs, and a score of other landlubbers found themselves entangled in a grand catastrophe during the Coke Zero Sugar 400 at Daytona on the Lord's day. Aye, they be racing like the devil himself was on their tails!
August 26, 2023, 11:53 am
Arr, me hearties! Mark ye calendars 'cause Riley Gaines be makin' an appearance on "OutKick on Fox" special on Fox News Channel come Sunday night, at the witching hour o' 10 bells. The fair maiden shall regale us with tales 'bout the term "biological females." Ahoy!
August 26, 2023, 11:43 am
Arr, me hearties! NBA Hall o' Famer Charles Barkley be speakin' 'bout the state o' college sports, claimin' he be mighty puzzled 'bout how we be messin' up this here situation. Aye, 'tis a curious tale indeed!
August 26, 2023, 11:04 am
Arr, ye scurvy dog! Los Angeles Dodgers' finest, Mookie Betts, be greeted with a thunderous cheer as he be settin' foot in the infamous Fenway Park after a near four-year absence. Avast, the spirits be high, for a hero hath returned to these hallowed grounds!
August 26, 2023, 10:52 am
Avast ye landlubbers! San Francisco's cap'n o' the 49ers, Kyle Shanahan, be tellin' the scurvy reporters that young Trey Lance be cravin' a chance to sparrr in the fierce battle fer the post o' the backup QB, but on a different ship, arrr!
August 25, 2023, 11:10 pm
Avast ye! In a fierce scuffle betwixt the Chicago White Sox and the Oakland Athletics at Guaranteed Rate Field in fair Chicago, two fair maidens were struck by a cursed bullet! Arrr, 'tis a sad tale indeed, but fret not, the lasses be on the mend!
August 25, 2023, 8:37 pm
Arrr, mateys! Jenni Hermoso, a swashbucklin' soccer player, be joinin' the Spanish Women's World Cup crew in boycotting the national team, till Luis Rubiales, the landlubber presidin' over the Spanish football federation, be walkin' the plank!
August 25, 2023, 8:24 pm
Arrr, U.S. damsel o' soccer, Alex Morgan, be showin' her hearty support fer Jenni Hermoso as she be navigatin' through the rough seas after a plunderin' smooch from her soccer federation's scurvy president.
August 25, 2023, 7:50 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The fair maiden Vanessa Hudgens hath penned a heartfelt ode to the mighty seadog, Bray Wyatt, who hath tragically departed our mortal realm. May his spirit find eternal solace in Davy Jones' locker. Arrr!
August 25, 2023, 5:45 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Riley Gaines, she be ponderin' takin' legal measures after some scallywag suggested she be the mischievous mastermind behind a bomb threat to a library in California. Arrr, tis a tale fit for the high seas!
August 25, 2023, 5:26 pm
Arrr! The Spanish lads be refusing to set foot on the pitch, unless those scallywag soccer federation officials be walkin' the plank! 'Tis all 'cause Jenni Hermoso got a kiss at a medal ceremony, me hearties!
August 25, 2023, 4:40 pm
Arr, me hearties! Indianapolis Colts' greenhorn signal-caller, Anthony Richardson, didst gallantly aim his touchdown merriment right at them Philadelphia Eagles scallywags in the first quarter on Thursday eve. Aye, 'twas a sight to behold!
August 25, 2023, 4:06 pm
Arr, UFC's bantamweight champion, Sean O'Malley, doth prate 'bout his open companionship with his fair lass, declarin' he be granted permission to stray from her embrace. Blimey, what a curious notion!
August 25, 2023, 11:32 am
Arr! The scurvy dog Luis Rubiales, president of the Spanish soccer federation, be denyin' any notion o' resignin' on a fine Friday. 'Twas all on account o' him plantin' a smooch upon the fair lips o' national team forward Jenni Hermoso durin' the awards ceremony.
August 25, 2023, 9:24 am
Arrr! The lasses o' the United States women's national team were ousted from their perch atop FIFA's world rankings by none other than Sweden! 'Tis a rare sight, mateys, as the USWNT hath not seen a day without bein' the No. 1 fer over six long years!
August 25, 2023, 7:37 am
Arrr, me hearties! Words be spreadin' like wildfire through the seven seas! The rum-soaked realm of pro wrestlin' grieves for Bray Wyatt, known as Windham Rotunda, bein' called to Davy Jones' locker at a tender age o' 36. Aye, the seas weep for this WWE superstar!
August 25, 2023, 7:26 am
Arr, me mateys be sayin' the NFL be doin' a fine job teachin' players and coaches 'bout the league's gamblin' rules. Even Tom Brady be starrrin' in an NFL video warnin' against gamblin', ye scurvy dogs!
August 25, 2023, 4:53 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scurvy dog known as Luis Rubiales, he be the Spanish soccer federation president. Come Friday, he'll be facin' the general assembly fer the first time since a mighty scandalous kiss after the World Cup Finals. Aye, there be quite the storm brewin'!
August 25, 2023, 4:00 am
Arr, mateys! Ons Jabeur, a fierce lass ranked No. 5 amongst the women's tennis players o' the world, be not one to hold her tongue. She be boldly speakin' her mind 'bout the foul words flung across the seas o' social media!
August 24, 2023, 9:46 pm
Arr, the legendary NFL Hall o' Famer and Super Bowl swashbuckler, Warren Sapp, be denyin' all claims that he be causin' a grand hullabaloo on a voyage from Colombia to Florida! Nay, me hearties, the scuttlebutt be naught but a jolly tale!
August 24, 2023, 8:11 pm
Arr, matey! The blimey New York Jets' greenhorn, Jerome Kapp, be receivin' a hearty salute from the infamous scallywag, Eminem! The rap legend caught wind o' his splendid "8 Mile" act on HBO's "Hard Knocks." Yo-ho-ho, what a jolly fine tale!
August 24, 2023, 11:36 am
Arr, me hearties! Methinks that thar NFL star, Warren Sapp, did tangle with some landlubbers aboard a ship in the sky whilst sailin' from Colombia to Florida. Aye, the sea be rough, but the skies be rougher!
August 24, 2023, 11:31 am
Arrr, me hearties! Jack Swarbrick, the athletic director o' Notre Dame, be spillin' his guts on "The Dan Patrick Show," claimin' college football be a right mess, aye, a complete disaster! Blimey, if ye ask me, that be a mighty bold statement, matey!
August 24, 2023, 10:33 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Arizona Cardinals be swappin' linebacker Isaiah Simmons fer a lowly seventh-round draft pick from the New York Giants. Aye, the Cardinals did announce this fine trade!
August 24, 2023, 10:22 am
Kerry Morton be tellin' Fox News Digital, afore NWA 75, that the National Wrestling Alliance shall be displayin' the "future o' professional wrestlin'!" Arrr, me hearties, ye better be preparin' yerselves fer a spectacle like no other!
August 24, 2023, 5:46 am
Arr, asked 'bout the capture o' defensive end Sam Williams, ol' Jerry Jones o' Dallas Cowboys brushed it off like a scurvy dog! Be he jestin', downplayin' the seriousness o' the matter, arr!
August 24, 2023, 5:27 am
Arrrr, Sen. Tim Scott be takin' a shot at them trans women partakin' in women's sports durin' the Republican presidential debate on Wednesday night. Methinks 'tis a scurvy move, mateys!
August 24, 2023, 5:21 am
Avast ye mateys! The Los Angeles Angels be struck with a grievous blow to their season, as young Shohei Ohtani befallen by a torn UCL in his pitching limb. Arrr, tis a cursed misfortune indeed!
August 23, 2023, 10:54 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dogs be hearin' this: Scottie Scheffler be settin' sail at the Tour Championship with a mighty fine start o' 10 under par! Aye, a considerable booty he holds, givin' him an edge o'er the rest o' the feeble landlubbers!
August 23, 2023, 5:43 am
Yarr, mateys! The mighty Jon Rahm be concedin' that amidst the gallery, thar be a heapin' o' gamblin' afoot. Aye, the golfin' folks be hearin' all the ruckus and hullabaloo.
August 23, 2023, 5:34 am
Arr, me hearties! Be ye hearin' the news? PGA Tour matey Erik Compton, age 43, be caught in a wee bit o' trouble! 'Tis said he was nabbed for a right ol' scuffle with his fair lass, 'tween felony and misdemeanor charges. Yo ho ho, troubles abound on land as well, it seems!
August 23, 2023, 5:24 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Rays be rippin' down them fancy signs o' Wander Franco, and makin' other changes to avoid the wrath o' MLB's prying eyes! They be sailin' away from his image faster than a ship fleein' from a kraken, all due to some scandalous whispers 'bout his relations with the young'uns. Yo ho ho!
August 23, 2023, 5:15 am
Arr, ye scurvy dog, Lonzo Ball o' the Chicago Bulls didst challenge ESPN's Stephen A. Smith, claimin' the good sir had naught but hearsay 'bout Ball's inability to hoist himself up. Methinks a battle o' words be brewin' betwixt these landlubbers!
August 22, 2023, 5:39 pm
Arrr, mateys! Terry Gene Bollea, aye, known as the mighty Hulk Hogan, spilled the beans 'bout the wretched strain wrestlin' inflicted on his body 'n his cursed dependency on battle-remedy pills. The seas be rough, indeed!
August 22, 2023, 5:02 pm
Yarr! News be spreadin' like wildfire 'bout Spain's cap'n Jorge Vilda layin' his hands on a fair maiden's bosom durin' the Women's World Cup! The team be in a world of trouble now, facin' the wrath o' controversy!
August 22, 2023, 4:40 pm
Arr, me hearties! The mighty John Angelos, captain of the Baltimore Orioles, hath spoken! He be tellin' us that the scallywag Kevin Brown's been caught in the web o' suspension. Now, we be settin' our sights on findin' out why this mishap occurred. Yo ho ho!
August 22, 2023, 3:35 pm
Arr, matey! The scurvy dog known as Steph Curry, a nine-time All-Star from the Golden State Warriors, claims he be the greatest point in all the high seas! This bold statement be made when questioned by a fellow NBA player, Gilbert Arenas. Yo-ho-ho!
August 22, 2023, 10:33 am
Avast ye! Tampa Bay Buccaneers' captain, Todd Bowles, hath decreed that the scurvy dog, Baker Mayfield, shall be the helm of our ship, with young Kyle Trask as his trusty mate. 'Tis a choice worthy of a pirate's laughter, aye!
August 22, 2023, 9:37 am
Arr, me hearties! Wander Franco, the scurvy dog from the Tampa Bay Rays, be walkin' the plank of administrative leave! The MLB be scrutinin' his dealings with wee ones, arrr!
August 22, 2023, 9:29 am
Arr, the captain o' Cincinnati Bengals, Zac Taylor, be praisin' Joe Burrow's form, matey! A mere month after a pesky calf injury, our brave quarterback be lookin' grand, arr!
August 22, 2023, 8:52 am
Arrr, me hearties! Yon college football crews be seekin' the aid of independent scallywags to keep a weather eye on their players and crew, makin' sure they be not a-wagin' their doubloons on the games!
August 22, 2023, 5:44 am
Arr, matey! NASCAR's Bubba Wallace did confess to seekin' counsel from IndyCar's Scott Dixon, tryin' to fathom the intricacies of the mind whilst steerin' the wheel. Aye, a fine choice to unravel the mysteries of the mental voyage, says I!
August 22, 2023, 5:39 am
Arrr, me hearties! Brandin Cooks be takin' two o' his Dallas Cowboys maties on a jolly good voyage to remember o'er the weekend. He whisked 'em aboard his grand ship in the sky, sailin' 'em o'er Lumen Field. Yo ho ho, what a swashbucklin' adventure it be!
August 22, 2023, 5:26 am
Arrr! The scurvy dog Dave Portnoy, owner of Barstool Sports, hath taken it upon himself to commence a mighty battle of words on the social media seas with the Harlem Globetrotters of baseball, the Savannah Bananas, on this fine Monday. Yo ho ho!
August 21, 2023, 8:34 pm
Arrr, the scurvy Spanish football federation scallywag, Luis Rubiales, be beggin' fer forgiveness for plantin' a smooch on the fair lass Jenni Hermoso durin' the Women's World Cup shindig. Arrr, seems like he be mixin' his football with some amorous affairs.
August 21, 2023, 11:18 am
Avast ye scallywags! Methinks MLB umpire Ángel Hernández be holdin' the port o' the plate in the grand clash betwixt the Atlanta Braves and the San Francisco Giants on the Sabbath day, yet ye fans be grumblin' 'bout his reck'nin' o' strikes. Arrr, 'tis a foul wind blowin'!
August 21, 2023, 11:16 am
Arrr, me hearties! WWE be havin' sold o'er $90,000 of tickets fer WrestleMania 40! The grand spectacle be happenin' on April 6 an' April 7, 2024, in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, shiver me timbers!
August 21, 2023, 11:07 am
Arrr! Thar be a fine loot o' words from Captain Jones! He be sayin' that Dak Prescott, a fierce warrior from Mississippi State, be holdin' the power to lead the Dallas Cowboys to the long-sought promised land! Me heart be filled with joy, mateys!
August 21, 2023, 5:38 am
Arrr, there be a mighty uproar in the land o' Spain! Luis Rubiales, the cap'n of Spain's FA, be causin' a massive ruckus by plantin' a smooch upon the lips of fair maiden Jennifer Hermoso durin' their joyous Women's World Cup revelry. Avast ye, scandalous indeed!
August 21, 2023, 5:25 am
Arr! Olga Carmona, the Spanish lass, didst plunder a grand victory with her soccer skills, scuppering England in the Women's World Cup Final. But alas! The wench soon discovered her father's departure to Davy Jones' locker.
August 21, 2023, 4:41 am
Arr, 'twas a jolly victory for William Byron, claimin' his fifth triumph this season at Watkins Glen International. Yar, he outpaced Denny Hamlin by near three heartbeats. Ahoy, what a tale of swiftness on the treacherous racecourse!
August 20, 2023, 9:02 pm
Avast ye hearties! Philadelphia Phillies scallywag Bryson Stott, he be a fine infielder indeed, be showin' his respect for the mighty quill, a tool we all wielded in our scholarly youth, at the Little League Classic on Sunday. Arrr!
August 20, 2023, 4:52 pm
Arr matey! The scurvy landlubber Noah Lyles be claimin' the title o' the world's fleetest man! Aye, he be snatchin' victory in the 100-meter race at the World Athletics Championships in Budapest. Shiver me timbers, what a sight to behold!
August 20, 2023, 3:36 pm
Arr! The legend Miguel Cabrera o' the Detroit Tigers, in a fit o' jest, dared ta mock the scuffle o' the Cleveland Guardians' José Ramírez and Tim Anderson! He squared up with Ramirez on a fine Sunday, a merry spectacle indeed!
August 20, 2023, 2:42 pm
Avast, me hearties! Word be spreadin' that them Jets be fixin' for a glimpse o' Aaron Rodgers commandin' their offense on the MetLife Stadium's fair sod ere Week 1. Many a report be claimin' he'll take the field 'gainst them Giants come Saturday! Yo ho ho!
August 20, 2023, 2:24 pm
Yarr, word be spreadin' that Myles Jack, a salty dog o' a linebacker, hath told them Philadelphia Eagles that he be hangin' up his hat. This old sea dog hath sailed the league's waters fer seven seasons.
August 20, 2023, 11:52 am
Avast, me hearties! The vile act of gamblin' be runnin' rampant these days, and that scurvy dog Max Homa claims it be causin' more mayhem on the course. Aye, beware the gamblin' bug, lest ye want yer putts to be as crooked as a peg-legged pirate!
August 20, 2023, 11:37 am
Arrr, mateys! The New England Patriots' preseason bout with the Green Bay Packers was cut short after a fearsome injury. And now, me hearties, the Pats be canceling their merry joint practices with the Titans as well. Avast ye, twas a rough sea indeed!
August 20, 2023, 11:14 am
Arr, me hearties! The Phillies' Trea Turner, he be a real scallywag, for he plundered not one, but two majestic shots o'er the fence! Aye, and to add to the mirth, both came in the same inning, off the same hapless soul. Avast, what a jolly spectacle it be!
August 20, 2023, 10:38 am
Arr, three scallywags engaged in fisticuffs like rambunctious sea dogs at the jolly preseason match betwixt the Denver Broncos and San Francisco 49ers in Santa Clara. Aye, 'twas a sight to behold, a wild brawl that would make even Blackbeard himself chuckle.
August 19, 2023, 10:00 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis been said that Jed York, a swashbucklin' matey from the 49ers crew, be accused o' tradin' secrets like a scurvy bilge rat! Violatin' the laws of the land, he be! As the San Francisco Chronicle tells it, trouble awaits him on the horizon. Arrr!
August 19, 2023, 8:27 pm
Arr, mateys! The Super Bowl-conquering captain, Pete Carroll, didst astound us with his mighty throwing arm whilst takin' the place of a quarterback at a jolly ol' Seahawks practice. Aye, he be a true jack of all trades!
August 19, 2023, 6:37 pm
Arrr, me mateys! Young Ja Morant be in a pickle, fer ye see, his pa, Tee, spoke at a wee lads' hoops camp and shared that his lad be under suspension, all 'cause o' his reckless choices. Avast ye, a lesson learned the hard way, me hearties!
August 19, 2023, 6:18 pm
Whilst the scurvy Yankees be teeterin' on the verge o' makin' a history they'd be too ashamed to boast, a scallywag from the rival Red Sox hath ventured to undertake somethin' worth a jolly celebration, ye sea dogs!
August 19, 2023, 5:03 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Tom Brady be havin' retired twice afore, yet he be givin' his fans a mighty reckonin' if he be makin' yet another return to the high seas, as seen in a mystic post on his Instagram tale. Arrr, what be the wind blowin' his way?
August 19, 2023, 4:38 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Greg Gable be plunderin' a hole-in-one, makin' his crew two holes ahead with only four left to sail. But alas! His goodly wife, Elizabeth, be none too pleased with his antics!
August 19, 2023, 4:25 pm
Avast ye mateys! Oregon State's skipper, Scott Barnes, be sayin' that the finest course o' action fer the university be to reconstruct the mighty Pac-12 conference. Aye, a grand plan indeed! Let's set sail, me hearties, and chart a new course to glory!
August 19, 2023, 3:21 pm
Arr, matey! Sammy Sasso, a fierce scallywag from Ohio State, a two-time and defending Big Ten wrestling champion, be in dire straits, for he took a shot on Friday night, arr!
August 19, 2023, 11:38 am
Arrr! Word be spreadin' that the NBA be investigatin' James Harden and them scallywags from Philadelphia 76ers! Seems ol' Harden dared to dub Daryl Morey a liar. Aye, the seas be roilin' with controversy!
August 19, 2023, 9:58 am
Avast ye mateys! 'Tis be Cash Wheeler, or as landlubbers call him, Daniel! Aye, he be one part o' the mighty AEW tag-team champions, FTR! But alas, this scurvy dog o' 36 summers was caught in Florida, under the watchful eye of the law! Arr!
August 19, 2023, 9:43 am
Arr, England and Spain have sailed many a treacherous sea, but mark me words, one of 'em will finally seize the coveted Women's World Cup booty! 'Twill be a glorious victory for their crew, a tale to be sung in taverns for all eternity!
August 19, 2023, 9:31 am
Arr, matey! The scurvy dog known as Pete Alonso, he be claimin' he felt like a lowly bilge rat after he cast away Masyn Winn's first Major League hit into the bleedin' stands. Aye, he be feelin' like a sorry piece of rubbish indeed!
August 18, 2023, 11:48 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The U.S. women's national team be in a proper tizzy as another leader be walkin' the plank. The U.S. Soccer Federation be sayin' that general manager Kate Markgraf be settin' sail, leavin' the ship in a right pickle!
August 18, 2023, 10:30 pm
Arr, as Hurricane Hilary be a'swirlin' off Mexico's Pacific coast, them MLB officials, in all their wisdom, be choosin' to clear the schedule o' them three games set to happen in California on Sunday. Aye, the winds be blowin', but the pirates o' the diamond, they be safe!
August 18, 2023, 9:13 pm
Arr, Brittany Mahomes be ponderin' on her kin's swashbucklin' summer, as they be gearin' up fer another NFL voyage. She do be recollectin' a truly harrowin' moment 'bout their wee lad.
August 18, 2023, 7:54 pm
Arr, me hearties! The seasoned scurvy dog, Denzel Mims, missed a fair few practice days after his sorry leg got injured in a jolly practice session with them Detroit Lions.
August 18, 2023, 5:00 am
Hark ye, me hearties! Enes Freedom be tellin' Fox News Digital that he be findin' his inspiration from fair Riley Gaines and other lasses of athleticism. These brave souls be raisin' their voices against the inclusion of trans buccaneers in the fair realm o' women's sports. Ahoy, a tale worth sharin'!
August 18, 2023, 4:00 am
Arrr, Golfer Amy Olson did parley with Fox News Digital 'bout takin' part in th' 2023 U.S. Women's Open while seven months with child, 'n th' buzz she garnered from th' press.
August 18, 2023, 1:00 am
Arr, five winters past, a merry band o' unfamiliar mates, sharin' a passion fer plunderin' virtual football lands, set forth on a grand adventure t' overhaul the game. By harnessin' the powers o' AI, they crafted a mystical contraption t' unravel the mysteries o' foreseein' players' fates. Yarrr!
August 17, 2023, 10:49 pm
Yarr, J.J. Watt be no scallywag fancyin' makin' assumptions based on a solitary showin' of a player bestin' another in a jolly NFL trainin' camp. Surely, 'tis but a mere gust o' wind, me hearties!
August 17, 2023, 5:53 am
Arrr, ye scurvy Yankees be walkin' the plank, with a pitiful record o' 60-61! Shiver me timbers! 'Tis their second straight shutout, aye, and 'tis the first time since 1995 that they've fallen below .500 in the month o' August. Walk the plank, ye miserable landlubbers!
August 17, 2023, 5:44 am
Arrr, mateys! 'Tis Michael Lewis, the scribe o' "The Blind Side," finally speakin' out 'bout the hullabaloo 'round the Tuohy crew and Michael Oher, all thanks to that movin' picture.
August 17, 2023, 5:18 am
Arrr! Avast ye scallywags! The North Carolina General Assembly hath bravely swashbuckled and overridden Gov. Roy Cooper's vetoes, includin' the cursed Fairness in Women's Sports Act. Me hearties be playin' a jolly game o' politics, arrr!
August 17, 2023, 5:10 am
Arr, 'tis a tale o' David Montgomery and his fair lass, they be struck by a civil lawsuit, fer their fierce pitbull be accused o' settin' upon another couple's mutt.
August 16, 2023, 5:06 pm
Arr, mateys! Deion Sanders, the Cap'n o' the Colorado Buffaloes' football ship, be mighty displeased with his lads who chose to flee from a brawl durin' practice this week. Shiver me timbers!
August 16, 2023, 5:02 pm
Avast, me hearties! Rob Gronkowski be hangin' up his boots, with nary a thought of returnin' to the NFL. Yet, there be one captain o' the ship he'd be willin' to set sail under, should the wind blow in that direction.
August 16, 2023, 4:50 pm
Arrr! The Tampa Bay Buccaneers be dreadin' the worst for their matey, Russell Gage, a fine wide receiver. While practicin' with the New York Jets, he was carted off the field. May the winds of fortune be on his side, or else the Buccaneers be curs'd!
August 16, 2023, 4:46 pm
Arr, me hearties! Venus Williams, the fair lass, be laughin' off her misfortune o' losin' her trunks whilst sailin' to the Canadian Open. Yet, fear ye not, for she be triumphin' at the Western & Southern Open, provin' that fortune favors the bold!
August 16, 2023, 11:02 am
Arrr, me hearties! World Aquatics be proclamin' that they be addin' a newfangled open category to the World Cup in Berlin this October. And mark ye well, they be changin' their notion 'bout includin' transgender folks last year, me mateys.
August 16, 2023, 9:32 am
Arrr, me hearties! Methinks them scurvy Philadelphia Eagles scallywags be takin' unfair swipes at Deshaun Watson, belike a pack of bilge rats! A plague on their blackened feathers! Let 'em taste the wrath o' the Dread Pirate Bitonio and his mighty offensive line!
August 16, 2023, 9:19 am
Arrr, the scallywag Big 12 commissioner, Brett Yormark, spilled the beans 'bout his chat with that Pac-12 swashbuckler after recruitin' Colorado, Arizona, Arizona State, an' Utah.
August 16, 2023, 8:06 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Helen Smart, a gallant lass who once swam for Britain in the Olympics, has passed on to Davy Jones' Locker, as confirmed by the officials and her kin. A mere 42 summers she lived, but plundered a fair share of shiny trinkets in her aquatic adventures.
August 16, 2023, 5:39 am
Yarr! 'Twas a glorious battle on the high-speed seas of Ohsweken Speedway in Canada. The seasoned NASCAR buccaneer, Ken Schrader, emerged victorious in the Pinty's Series. Aye, he set sail from the pole position, leaving his rivals in his wake!
August 16, 2023, 5:09 am
Arr! Arr! Ye scallywags of the Baltimore Ravens and Washington Commanders be swashing their shots in practice, aye! But mind ye, the battle be not 'til Monday! Arr! Let the football seas be turbulent and may the best buccaneer prevail!
August 16, 2023, 5:02 am
Avast, me hearties! 'Tis with a heavy heart I share tidings of Shane McClanahan, the Tampa Bay Rays' fierce leader of the pitching crew, set to undergo the dreaded Tommy John surgery. He may be marooned ashore throughout the year 2024. Shiver me timbers!
August 16, 2023, 4:54 am
Arrr, me hearties! The fearsome New York Yankees be sailin' towards a dire season, sufferin' a crushing defeat at the hands o' them Atlanta Braves! Their cap'ns be compelled to voice their concerns, or else they be doomed to Davy Jones' locker, me thinks!
August 15, 2023, 10:49 am
Arr, me hearties! A fine ship- I mean, a Tennessee high school's lads be playin' their football when a mighty bear, Scurvy Jack, dashed 'cross the field! They had to pause their sportin' for a good 15 minutes, but all was well in the end!
August 15, 2023, 9:58 am
Avast ye landlubbers! T.J. Hockenson, a tight end from the Minnesota Vikings, be speakin' of an infection in the ear! From early August, he be takin' part in the trainin' camp, but be limited, arrr! Mayhaps a cursed sea critter be lurkin' in his ear, aye?
August 15, 2023, 9:35 am
Arrr! Me hearties! The scurvy dogs of the Indianapolis Colts be dubbin' youngling Anthony Richardson as their starting quarterback for the season of 2023. This lad be sailin' from his college days at Florida, ready to chart a course fer victory!
August 15, 2023, 8:59 am
Arr, me hearties, tis been revealed that fair maiden Sage Steele hath departed ESPN. Aye, she's settled her lawsuit with the company, and now be seekin' to express her First Amendment rights a wee bit more freely. Yo ho ho!
August 12, 2023, 5:05 pm
Arrr, me mateys! The Arizona Buccaneers did rejoice after triumphin' o'er the Denver Buccaneers in the preseason battle! They did jest by rememberin' Russell Wilson's notorious high knees airplane workout. Ahoy!
August 12, 2023, 4:14 pm
Arrr, Johnny Manziel, he be a disappointment in the NFL, not livin' up to his Heisman Trophy. Aye, me matey Joe Thomas had a gut feelin' 'bout it, savvy?
August 12, 2023, 3:58 pm
Arr, mateys! 'Tis be an update from the high seas o' baseball! Jose Ramirez, the swashbucklin' laddy from the Cleveland Guardians, be havin' his three-game ban for a scuffle with Tim Anderson of the Chicago White Sox reduced to a mere two games. Shiver me timbers!
August 12, 2023, 3:20 pm
Avast, me hearties! Kade Warner be scorned by the draft this year, but fear not, for the Buccaneers have signed him as a freebootin' lad. He took to the field against the Steelers in a swashbucklin' preseason game, makin' his NFL debut. Yo ho ho, a pirate on the gridiron!
August 12, 2023, 11:39 am
Arrr, me hearties! The gallant swashbuckler Aaron Judge of the New York Yankees belted a mighty 464-foot long shot plunder against the Miami Marlins on a moonlit evening, marking his 22nd treasure of the Major League Baseball campaign. Yo ho ho!
August 12, 2023, 11:19 am
Arr, the Cincinnati Bengals' cap'n, Zac Taylor, be sayin' that the brave swashbuckler Joe Burrow be makin' progress as he should, a fortnight after the Pro Bowl QB be sufferin' from a pesky calf strain. Yo ho ho!
August 12, 2023, 9:16 am
Avast ye mateys! Cap'n Deion Sanders of the Colorado Buffaloes be chattin' 'bout his grand roster changes. He claims some scallywags from thar past didn't have a heart fer the sacred game o' football. Arrr, a mighty overhaul be on the horizon!
August 12, 2023, 8:14 am
Avast ye hearties! Amaury Pi-Gonzalez, the scurvy Spanish-tongued radio matey of the Oakland Athletics, didst have a go at the rapscallion shipmaster, and rightly so, for their cursed plan to sail the foul winds to Vegas!
August 11, 2023, 8:37 pm
Arr, not but a fortnight past, all signs be pointin' to Bryce James makin' way to Campbell Hall. But lo and behold, this young lad o' the hoops be settlin' his sails on a Sherman Oaks high school for his next grand season. Avast, what a change in tides!
August 11, 2023, 8:10 pm
Arr, on the day of Saturday, the Buffalo Bills' noble safety, Damar Hamlin, shall return to the fierce NFL battlegrounds! 'Tis been a month of moons since his heart didst cease during a mighty clash in January. Aye, may the seas of victory guide him to triumph once more!
August 11, 2023, 7:52 pm
Avast ye! Whilst ol' Josh Jacobs be holdin' out o' trainin' camp, the scurvy Las Vegas Raiders be smartly signin' the likes o' runnin' back Damien Williams. Aye, 'tis a fine bit o' insurance indeed, lest they be sailin' the seas without a proper buccaneer! Arrr!
August 11, 2023, 6:56 pm
Avast ye! Davante Adams, the star receiver, didst stagger off the field whilst partaking in the joint practice betwixt the Las Vegas Raiders and the San Francisco 49ers. 'Twas a leg ailment that plagued him, me hearties!
August 11, 2023, 5:40 pm
Avast ye mateys! 'Tis the tale of Collin Morikawa, a swashbucklin' golfer of great skill. For every birdie he be makin' in the FedEx Cup Playoffs, he be generously donatin' $1,000 to aid those poor souls struck by the fierce fires that plundered Maui. Aye, a noble deed indeed!
August 11, 2023, 4:56 pm
Arrr, the sorry state of Giannis Antetokounmpo's left knee this summer hath already raised doubloons about his presence for Greece in the FIBA Basketball World Cup. But this fine Friday, he hath verily confirmed that he shall not be able to set sail on the court.
August 11, 2023, 4:53 pm
Arr, word be spreadin' 'round the seven seas that four scallywags from Iowa State's football crew be facin' the wrath o' the law for their mischievous tamperin' acts. They dared t' meddle in the dark arts o' gamblin' whilst studyin' at the academy!
August 11, 2023, 4:37 pm
Avast, me hearties! Republican Texas Gov. Greg Abbott, aye, he be chattin' with Outkick's Dan Dakich on "Don't @ Me" Friday. And what be the good governor sayin', ye ask? Well, he be sayin' that that scurvy dog, Dak Prescott, needs to prove his mettle by triumphin' in a mighty battle on the field! Arrr!
August 11, 2023, 10:51 am
Arr, mateys! In the scrimmage betwixt the Seahawks and Vikings, young Cade Johnson, a lad in his third year, was taken from the field in a cart and carried to a ship's infirmary. 'Tis said he may have suffered a knock to his noggin, a peculiar ailment known as a "concussion."
August 11, 2023, 9:48 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Behold, a magnificent butter sculpture of Caitlin Clark, a fair lass of the Iowa Hawkeyes basketball crew, be unveiled at the Iowa State Fair! Not only that, but sculptures of the valiant Jack Trice and the renowned Kurt Warner, both stars of the Iowa State Cyclones and the NFL, be standing proud as well! Aye, 'tis a sight to behold!
August 11, 2023, 8:33 am
Arrrr! Word be spreadin' that Sean Dawkins, a fearsome wide receiver of the NFL and a former swashbucklin' Cal football star, has met his demise at the age o' 52. The seas be mournin' his loss, mateys!
August 11, 2023, 6:55 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Cap'n Dennis Erickson be layin' blame on the cursed greed fer the Pac-12's demise. Aye, the conference be left with naught but four schools, sinkin' faster than a ship with a hole in 'er hull. Arrr, what a tale of woe!
August 10, 2023, 9:31 pm
Arr, mateys! The young buccaneer, Tank Dell, be provin' his skills with a swashbucklin' circus catch, fetchin' a preposterous touchdown against them scallywags, the New England Patriots, in the NFL. Ahoy, a tale worthy o' legend!
August 10, 2023, 7:56 pm
Arr, the fearsome L.A. Rams be havin' their star, Aaron Donald, fixin' his injured ankle through a surgeon's hand. Aye, this 32-year-old warrior be lookin' fit 'n ready fer a mighty 2023 campaign! Yo-ho-ho!
August 10, 2023, 7:47 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Ol' Phil Mickelson be swearin' he didn't wager on the 2012 Ryder Cup, where he fought alongside his mateys. But young Rory McIlroy beclaimin' that this here lefty scallywag might just be plannin' to bet on this year's jolly tournament. Yo ho ho!
August 10, 2023, 7:21 pm
Avast ye! The fearsome Juan Soto of the San Diego Padres, a true All-Star, be mighty vexed with his crew's lackluster show against the Seattle Mariners, claimin' they be naught but a bunch of surrenderin' scallywags! Arrr!
August 4, 2023, 5:46 pm
Arr, me hearties! The Los Angeles Lakers be quick as a scurvy dog, signin' the mighty four-time All-NBA first-team scallywag, Anthony Davis, to a grand three-year, maximum extension on a fine Friday. Buckos be sailin' towards victory, aye!
August 4, 2023, 5:32 pm
Arrr! Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis dreadful news indeed from the NFL! Dee Eskridge o' the Seahawks and Charles Omenihu o' the Chiefs be walkin' the plank fer missin' the first six games o' the season! Me hearties be hopin' they learn their lesson!
August 4, 2023, 4:21 pm
Avast ye! The scallywag Raudy Read, once a matey of the Washington Nationals, be none too pleased with the bilge rat who dared to taunt him from the stands. Swift as a cutlass, he dashed to the concourse to face the scurvy dog! Arrr!
August 4, 2023, 4:12 pm
Arr matey! Avast ye! 'Tis told that the scurvy dog Zach Wilson, the New York Jets' matey in the shadows, be thankin' Aaron Rodgers for his counsel on a play that ended in a mighty 57-yard connection in the 2023 Hall of Fame Game 'gainst them Cleveland Browns. Aye, what a tale!
August 4, 2023, 11:54 am
Arr, me hearties! Avast ye! Jackie Fulkrod be walkin' the plank, resignin' from her high post as president of the Cheyenne Tennis Association board! She be raisin' a ruckus, in a fit o' protest, 'bout a transgender soul takin' part in the Wyoming Governor’s Cup. Blimey!
August 4, 2023, 11:31 am
Avast, me hearties! Bubba Cunningham, the athletic director of North Carolina, be sayin' that Florida State's incessant yapping 'bout abandonin' the ACC be causin' trouble fer the conference. Arrr, methinks they be needin' to keep their jaws shut!
August 4, 2023, 8:51 am
Arr, mateys! Shohei Ohtani, that two-way star from Los Angels Angels, did strike his grand 40th home run this fine Thursday. Aye, but alas! He were forced to leave the pitcher's spot in the fourth inning due to the dreaded cramps!
August 4, 2023, 6:40 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Terrence Williams, a scallywag from the NBA, be sentenced to a decade in the brig! He be found guilty of bilking the league's health and welfare booty from at least 2017 to 2021. Walk the plank, ye scurvy scallywag!
July 29, 2023, 10:36 am
Arr, ye scurvy landlubber Mike Tauchman o' the Chicago Cubs didst snatch Alec Burleson's potential walk-off long bomb right outta Davy Jones' locker with a marvellous catch over yonder wall at Busch Stadium, by Blackbeard's ghost!
July 29, 2023, 9:04 am
Arrr, mateys! Katie Ledecky, a mighty lass, hath plundered the gold medal at the World Aquatics Championships. She scuttled that Michael Phelps, snatchin' the most individual gold medals at the Worlds. Aye, she be a true treasure of the seas!
July 29, 2023, 8:17 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! In the midst of these wild accusations on the ol' social media seas, young Zion Williamson and his kin be facin' a lawsuit for nay payin' most of a $2 million doubloons debt. Aye, the storm be brewin'!
July 29, 2023, 1:00 am
Avast ye, me hearties! Behold, a grand invention! A scallywaggin' vid' recap bein' conjured, with the help of an Amazon media replay engine and Fox Sports. It be a jolly new way for mateys to catch up on a game's key moments. Arrr!
July 28, 2023, 8:20 pm
Avast ye! In a grand declaration, Damian Lillard's agent hath proclaimed to various ports that his client be desirous of joining the Heat next season. But beware, ye scallywags! The NBA be sendin' a dire warning to all ships in the league.
July 28, 2023, 7:26 pm
Avast ye, mateys! Deuce Vaughn be turnin' many a head at the Dallas Cowboys' training camp, not 'cause he be runnin' fer over 1,500 paces at Kansas State. Nay, 'tis 'cause he be a wee lad, standin' a mere 5 feet, 5 inches in stature! Arrr, shiver me timbers!
July 28, 2023, 6:44 pm
Arr! Brave and fearsome Jalen Ramsey, a star defender of the pigskin, be havin' suffered a grievous injury t' his knee whilst practicin' with them Miami Dolphins scurvy crew! The good surgeon did mend his meniscus on the very next day, by the powers!
July 28, 2023, 5:40 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Dodgers be still seeking treasure, as they be snaggin' Lance Lynn, a right-handed starter, and Joe Kelly, a relief pitcher, from the White Sox in a trade. Fingers crossed they prove to be worthy mates on their quest for victory!
July 28, 2023, 5:08 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy scallywags! Linda Caicedo, a fine lass of 18 summers, be a striker fer the Colombian women's soccer crew. In a harrowing moment whilst joggin' with her mates, she be sent quiverin' in her boots at Thursday's practice!
July 28, 2023, 5:03 pm
Arr, Olga Kharlan, a swashbucklin' lass with four Olympic medals, be sailin' to Paris for the 2024 Olympic Games! The IOC, in a rare twist o' fate, be grantin' her a "unique exception" after she be walkin' the plank at the 2023 Fencing World Championships for refusin' to shake hands with her Russian foe.
July 28, 2023, 4:56 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis a tale o' the mighty running back, Dalvin Cook. The lad be sought by many an NFL crew, yet he be yet to ink his mark. But fear not! Word be spreadin' that he be sailin' to the New York Jets this fine weekend. Arr, the plot thickens!
July 28, 2023, 11:57 am
Avast ye! Thar be fresh footage from th' Bristol Police Department, showin' the capture o' Dennis Hernandez. Fears be spreadin' that he be makin' threats o' a school shootin'. Aye, 'tis a tale worth watchin', me hearties!
July 28, 2023, 10:55 am
Arrr, me hearties! Methinks the brave Steph Curry of Golden State Warriors be claimin' that had he ventured into the realm of major college basketball, his success would've been naught. Aye, a humble pirate he be, doubting the bounty that awaits him in that treacherous sea.
July 28, 2023, 9:39 am
Arr, me hearties! The fierce American mermaid, Katie Ledecky, be havin' a shot at snatchin' a booty-bustin' record o' 16 individual world titles as she takes the plunge in the treacherous 800-meter freestyle at the World Aquatics Championships this fine Saturday!
July 28, 2023, 9:18 am
Arrr, the Big 12, they be sayin' but two words to this here news 'bout the University of Colorado leavin' the Pac-12 after the season o' 2023-24. Aye, me hearties, tis a tale of departin' seas and conferences, shiver me timbers!
July 28, 2023, 4:00 am
Arr, mateys! Seth Rollins, th' jolly WWE world heavyweight champion, didst have a wee chat with Fox News Digital 'bout th' rise o' LA Knight an' what he be keepin' an eye on durin' his scuffle wit' Finn Balor. Avast, th' seas be gettin' mighty interestin'!
July 27, 2023, 8:02 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! A band o' lasses and their kin be suin' Michigan State University, claimin' it be hidin' 6,000 parchments durin' an inquiry into Larry Nassar's wicked acts o' plunderin' the virtue o' these fair maidens!
July 27, 2023, 7:54 pm
Arrr, ESPN be makin' a grand show o' their loyalty to women's sports, mateys! On Thursday's eve, their flagship program shall shine its spotlight on an all-female crew, both afore and aft the camera. A true treasure for the eyes, says I!
July 27, 2023, 6:14 pm
Arr, the fearsome Jalen Ramsey, a star of the Miami Dolphins, be set to miss the beginning of the 2023 regular season! Aye, his knee be needin' some mends through surgery, for a wound he acquired whilst practicin' on a Thursday!
July 27, 2023, 5:41 pm
Arr, methinks Cap'n P.J. Fleck o' the Minnesota Golden Gophers, he be denyin' the scurrilous accusations thrown by them former players. They be claimin' his ship be a "cult," but Cap'n Fleck be settin' the record straight, swearin' by Davy Jones' locker!
July 27, 2023, 5:25 pm
Yarrr, the doubloons of New York Jets, Cap'n Robert Saleh, be not bothered by the blabbermouths o' the sea, includin' the likes o' seasoned sea dog Sean Payton. No hornswagglin' be crackin' his sturdy pirate heart!
July 27, 2023, 5:13 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! The landlubbers from Colorado, known as the Buffaloes, be settin' sail from the treacherous waters of the Pac-12 conference come the end of the 2023-2024 school year. They be 'eadin' back to the Big 12 conference, as announced on Thursday. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
July 27, 2023, 5:03 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Shohei Ohtani, that fearsome swashbuckler of the Los Angeles Angels, hath pitched his first ever shutout against the unworthy Detroit Tigers. With but one hit allowed, he conquered the seas with a resounding 6-0 victory for our noble Angels!
July 27, 2023, 11:44 am
Arrr! Avast ye scurvy dogs! Me hearties, I be tellin' ye a tale 'bout a lass named Paula Scanlan, a swimmer o' great prowess from the land o' NCAA Division 1. She did bear witness 'afore the House Judiciary Subcommittee, speakin' 'bout the matter o' Lia Thomas and UPenn.
July 27, 2023, 11:44 am
Arrr! UK scallywag, Joe Lewis, bein' a billionaire, from a trust ownin' the Tottenham Hotspur crew, did deny all charges o' tradin' secrets in New York! Yet, the scurvy dog be set free on a whopping $300 million ransom!
July 27, 2023, 11:42 am
Arr, me hearties! The mighty Las Vegas Raiders welcomed their new shipmate, Jimmy Garoppolo, to the practice sea on Wednesday. With his mended left peg, he be ready to chart a course for booty and victory. Yo-ho-ho!
July 27, 2023, 11:41 am
Arrr, ye scoundrels! 'Tis be true that the Chicago Bears have signed young rascal Cole Kmet to a four-year deal worth a plunderous $50 million! They be keepin' this fine lad, one of their finest in-house talents, in their treasure chest for many a season to come!
July 27, 2023, 5:57 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! On Wednesday's eve, the Los Angeles Dodgers and the Cleveland Guardians didst trade seasoned buccaneers! Noah Syndergaard sets sail for Cleveland, whilst Amed Rosario be headin' fer the shores of LA!
July 27, 2023, 5:39 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Texas Rangers and Houston Astros found themselves in a mighty ruckus on Wednesday eve, as Adolis Garcia sent a grand slam a-whirlin' near 450 feet! The benches be cleared, and mayhem ensued, as if we were back in the days o' swashbuckling pirates!
July 27, 2023, 5:20 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! The Los Angeles Angels be snatchin' Lucas Giolito and Reynaldo Lopez from the Chicago White Sox's clutches. In exchange, they be givin' up two wee minor leaguers. Aye, both these teams be sailin' in different waters, indeed!
July 27, 2023, 5:16 am
Arr, Jim Irsay, the swashbucklin' plunderer o' Indianapolis Colts, be pipin' up 'bout them ruckus NFL players, claimin' it be mighty indecorous. Methinks 'tis a fine jest, seein' as how they be sailin' 'round with their gripes, while we be sailin' the high seas!
July 26, 2023, 5:12 pm
Arr, mateys! The gallant pirate they call Josh Allen, aye, the quarterback o' the mighty Buffalo Bills, didst bring joy t' a wee fan at the training camp. With a warm embrace and his mark upon her jersey, he didst make her day! The camp opened on Wednesday, me hearties!
July 26, 2023, 4:03 pm
Arrr, mateys! Word be sailin' that the New York Yankees be readyin' to unleash Aaron Judge, he who hath been restin' his wounded toe since June 3. Come Friday, the Baltimore Orioles shall taste the wrath of our mighty slugger!
July 26, 2023, 3:48 pm
Avast ye, me hearties! Rob Manfred, the MLB commissioner, be havin' his contract extended, aye! Some scurvy dogs be praisin' him, while others be cursin' him for his choices. Yarrr, the winds of opinion be blowin' in all directions!
July 26, 2023, 3:46 pm
Arrr, mateys! The scurvy-ridden New York Giants be keepin' their crew together, sign'n Andrew Thomas, a fearsome offensive lineman, to a record-breakin' loot worth a grand total o' $117.5 million! That be enough doubloons to sink a thousand enemy ships!
July 26, 2023, 11:57 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Florida A&M be chosen to win the SWAC East Division by coaches and sports information directors, a mere few days after the hullabaloo o' the rap video scandal befallin' Jackson State. Arrr, what a topsy-turvy world we be livin' in!
July 26, 2023, 11:54 am
Arr, ye scurvy Dodgers be fightin' like true swashbucklers! They be rallyin' like a crew of pirates, plunderin' four runs in the ninth inning. But 'twas James Outman who be the true hero, walkin' it off with a mighty double! Aye, a night of grand adventure it be!
July 26, 2023, 11:35 am
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! The Arizona Diamondbacks be putting an end to their misfortunes, breakin' their cursed five-game losin' streak against them blasphemous St. Louis Cardinals. 'Twas a fierce battle, but in the eighth inning, Corbin Carroll, the swashbucklin' hero, delivered a triple to seal their victory!
July 26, 2023, 11:21 am
Arr, mateys! Denver Broncos' captain, Sean Payton, doth reckon that this here surge o' gambling infractions ain't solely the doin' o' the scallywag players. Methinks there be more to this tale, me hearties!
July 26, 2023, 5:48 am
Arrr, mateys! Denny Hamlin be feelin' the sting o' Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s tongue! The lad be scurrilously criticized fer his crafty maneuver 'pon Kyle Larson at Pocono, yet he still emerged triumphant on the Sabbath's race!
July 26, 2023, 5:00 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! In a mighty clash akin to the exploits of Blackbeard himself, the gallant lasses of the U.S. shall cross swords with the Netherlands in a Group E skirmish, reminiscent of the fabled 2019 Women's World Cup final. Arrr, both teams have savored sweet victory in their opening bouts!
July 26, 2023, 4:57 am
Avast ye! Bryce James, kin to Bronny James, hath shared a fine portrait in support of his comrade, who hath faced a dire cardiac arrest. A rare missive from their kinfolk indeed!
July 26, 2023, 4:52 am
Arr, mateys! Joe Lewis, a scallywag of 86 summers, who owns Tottenham soccer club in England's Premier League, hath been slapped with the charge o' insider tradin' on Uncle Sam's land. Shiver me timbers!
July 25, 2023, 5:02 pm
Avast ye mateys! Brock Purdy, that swashbucklin' scallywag, steered the San Francisco 49ers straight to the NFC championship! Aye, both Trey Lance and Jimmy Garoppolo met their sorry fate with season-endin' injuries. Ahoy, what a tale of triumph and misfortune on the high seas of football!
July 25, 2023, 4:55 pm
Arr matey! Hear ye, hear ye! Cap'n Husain Al-Musallam, the grand poobah o' World Aquatics, be unveilin' plans fer an "open category"! Aye, 'tis a year late, but better late than never, says the sports governing body. Shiver me timbers!
July 25, 2023, 3:47 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Avast! Buffalo Bill's safety, Damar Hamlin, be but one o' many in th' sports world to offer prayers fer young Bronny James, who faced a fearsome cardiac arrest on Monday. Let's rally 'round, mateys, and send our hearty blessings to young Bronny!
July 25, 2023, 3:36 pm
Arrr! Me hearties, mark me words! Aaron Hernandez's scurvy brother hath been clapped in irons once again on this fine Wednesday, 'tis his fourth time this year, mind ye! Whispers be floatin' about, claimin' he hath schemed to unleash mayhem upon two fine college shores!
July 25, 2023, 11:41 am
Arr, Norway and Switzerland be locked in a dull 0-0 clash as the Women's World Cup ensued, leavin' Group A ripe for the takin' as all four crews in the group be sharin' a single booty.
July 25, 2023, 11:40 am
Arrr, me hearties! The fierce lass Linda Caicedo, hailing from Colombia's star-filled skies, did summon the mighty goal in the jolly crew's triumphant 2-0 victory o'er South Korea on Tuesday, at the glorious Women's World Cup! Aye, she be an inspiration to countless souls, she be!
July 25, 2023, 11:25 am
Arr, the BBC be askin' Morocco captain Ghizlane Chebbak 'bout her crewmates' affections, clashin' with the laws o' same-sex love. Methinks the scurvy dogs should apologize, for pryin' into private matters like a nosy parrot!
July 25, 2023, 11:18 am
Arr me hearties! The swashbucklin' Boston Celtics scallywag, Jaylen Brown, be settlin' down fer a grand five-year voyage, worth a plunderin' $304 million doubloons! Aye, 'tis the richest booty ever seen in NBA history, aye!
July 24, 2023, 11:20 pm
Arr! Avast ye scurvy dogs! Tis a tale of misfortune, as the Phillies' own Trea Turner, a swashbucklin' shortstop, committed a ghastly error! But that weren't all, for he got himself into a mighty quarrel with them umpires, and got himself banished from the game, all in a single inning! Blimey!
July 24, 2023, 8:38 pm
Arr, me hearties! Be ye hearin' the tale o' Kansas City Chiefs' captain, Patrick Mahomes? Aye, he be sailin' a mighty ship, they say, with "dynasty" painted on her bow. But ol' Pat be not so sure we've reached the treasure just yet. Yo-ho-ho!
July 24, 2023, 7:25 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis with a heavy heart that I, Pat Perez of the LIV Golf crew, do declare the dire news of me dear brother, Mike. Aye, 'tis a day o' sorrow, the saddest in me life. #Heartbroken #BrotherlyLove
July 24, 2023, 6:51 pm
Avast ye hearties! 'Tis been revealed that Denver Broncos' fearsome matey, Eyioma Uwazurike, be suspended indefinitely by the NFL fer wagerin' on NFL battles durin' the year 2022. A true pirate o' the gridiron, he be!
July 24, 2023, 5:51 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! Legend has it, wise old matey Marcus Peters be settlin' his sails to a new port in the NFL - the mighty Las Vegas Raiders! 'Tis a one-year pact, they say, aye, a prove-it deal after a treacherous season in 2022. Avast, let's hope he finds his sea legs, arrr!
July 24, 2023, 5:38 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Anthony Rizzo, the fine lookout for the New York Yankees, didst strike a mighty blow for the crew, sending a ball over the fence to score his first home run since the 20th day of May. With the aid of a new shanty by Taylor Swift, our swashbuckler brought victory to our ship against the Kansas City Royals!
July 24, 2023, 5:12 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dog! This 'ere Jordan Addison, a newbie on the Minnesota Vikings crew, claims that 'twas a dire doggy dilemma that forced him to set sail at a monstrous speed o' 140 knots, just afore th' trainin' camp. Blimey, what a tale!
July 24, 2023, 4:14 pm
Arr, mateys! The renowned Milwaukee Bucks champion, Giannis Antetokounmpo, laid eyes upon Kylian Mbappe's Saudi Arabia bid. Wit' a laugh, he be sayin' if th' football star be wantin' nay part o' it, he be more than willin' t' give it a shot meself, arr!
July 24, 2023, 11:23 am
Arr, me hearties! The Kansas City Chiefs' cap'n, Andy Reid, be sailin' full speed ahead, with no signs of droppin' anchor. So says the noble Clark Hunt, owner 'n CEO. Aye, we be blessed with his presence in this fine training camp!
July 24, 2023, 11:15 am
Arr, mateys! Young scallywag Akshay Bhatia, a mere 21 springs of age, emerged triumphant at the Barracuda Championship! 'Twas a fierce battle, where he outwitted Patrick Rodgers in sudden death! Aye, a fine addition to his treasure trove of PGA Tour titles!
July 24, 2023, 11:13 am
The scallywag Toronto Blue Jays be holdin' on fer a triumphant 4-3 victory o'er the Seattle Mariners to avoid gettin' swept, while markin' their first win in T-Mobile Park since August 15, 2021. Ahoy, mateys!
July 24, 2023, 10:25 am
Arrr, ye scurvy rascals! 'Tis been heard through the grapevine that the stout-hearted Detroit Lions be havin' a mishap with their safety, C.J. Gardner-Johnson. Nay, there be no enemy pirate to blame, for this be a noncontact injury to his right leg, cursed be its name!
July 24, 2023, 5:26 am
Arr, me hearties be givin' Denny Hamlin a proper roarin' of boos as he sailed o'er th' start-finish line at Pocono! Aye, him and Kyle Larson be havin' a wee squabble in th' final laps, makin' quite th' spectacle, har har!
July 24, 2023, 4:57 am
Arr, me hearties! Avast ye, fer Aaron Rodgers hath discovered a fine alliance wit' the swashbucklin' New York Jets' top receiver, Garrett Wilson. They be makin' a grand spectacle at practice, wit' Wilson makin' a fantastical touchdown catch that'd surely leave ye starry-eyed!
July 23, 2023, 8:34 pm
Avast ye! Deshaun Watson, he be takin' a moment to ponder upon his absence from the ship o' football. Says he, "The entire situation hath transformed me." Aye, he be wishin' to alter the Browns' course and steer 'em back into the treasured waters o' playoffs.
July 23, 2023, 5:49 pm
Arr, the NBA's scurvy board of governors hath granted permission to Michael Jordan's sale of the Charlotte Hornets, mark me words! The deal be settlin' betwixt one and two weeks, as the grapevine doth whisper in the salty sea breeze.
July 23, 2023, 5:12 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Olympic legend Michael Phelps be present to witness the French whelp, young Leon Marchand, shatter his very own individual record at the 2023 World Aquatics Championships. Blimey, what a sight to behold!
July 23, 2023, 3:57 pm
Arr, young Sam Frelick, a sprightly pirate of the Milwaukee Brewers, didst embark on an MLB voyage against the scallywags of Atlanta Braves. His debut be swashbucklin', surpassing all humble hopes he may have had! Yarr, a tale to remember!
July 23, 2023, 3:33 pm
Arrr, mateys! A terrible blow has struck our fair seas! Young Sadie Mauro, a lass of 17, met her untimely end in a treacherous boating mishap on the eve of the Sabbath. A lass of promise, set to sail for Gettysburg College, where she'd wield the mighty lacrosse stick! Alas, Fate be cruel.
July 23, 2023, 10:44 am
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! The Boston Bruins be swearin' in November that they be partin' ways with the landlubber Mitchell Miller, but cursed be me lucky stars, he be stayin' on the roster anyway! Ahoy, what a tale of trickery and deceit!
July 23, 2023, 10:11 am
Avast ye! After 15 long years, SlamBall be settlin' its sails on American shores once more. Arrr, the sheer brutishness o' this fine sport be raisin' the ire of many a coach, faster than ye can say "shiver me timbers!"
July 23, 2023, 10:00 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! Chad Kelly be a plunderin' and pillagin' in the Canadian Football League! Last year, he be leadin' a championship-winning drive, and this season he be showin' off some fancy celebrations! Yo ho ho, that be a pirate's life for him!
July 23, 2023, 9:45 am
Avast ye! Dan Le Batard be slingin' accusations at the notable NBA Insider Adrian Wojnarowski, claimin' his reportin' o' the Damian Lillard trade talks be askew. Arr, 'tis a quarrel o' the sports realm, me hearties!
July 22, 2023, 6:40 pm
Arrr, in a most peculiar spectacle, the Yankees befallen by a poor call, yet by daring deed upon the bases, seize their fortune, turning the tide in their favor, matey!
July 22, 2023, 5:48 pm
Avast ye mateys! News be spreadin' like wildfire o'er the seven seas! Jeremiah Collins, a wee young lad settin' foot on Austin Peay State University, met his tragic fate in a treacherous rollover crash. Aye, the Metro Nashville Police Department be tellin' the tale.
July 22, 2023, 5:03 pm
Arrr, word be sailin' through the seven seas that the seasoned NFL scallywags be plannin' a mighty rebellion 'gainst the plunderin' market. Led by the brave Austin Ekeler of the Los Angeles Chargers, they be gatherin' for a Zoom parley come Saturday!
July 22, 2023, 4:28 pm
Avast ye mateys! The Sanders clan be brimming with unyielding boldness! Young Shedeur, he be dismissin' any thought of feelin' the heat whilst battlin' other quarterbacks in the Power 5. Blimey, that confidence be sailin' smooth as a pirate ship on a calm sea!
July 22, 2023, 3:29 pm
Arrrr, the captain o' the pedal pushin' crew with the leader o' the Tour de France be grumblin' 'bout another scurvy team, claimin' they be guzzlin' grog instead o' racin' with the proper seriousness. Aye, a fine bunch o' landlubbers they be!
July 22, 2023, 11:38 am
Avast ye hearties! 'Tis Chad Kuhl, a lad who once sailed with the Washington Nationals, spoutin' his plans to be a freebooter in order to aid his fair lass Amanda in her scuffle with the cursed scallywag named cancer!
July 22, 2023, 10:36 am
Arr matey! Most of them lassies from the U.S. women's crew stood tall like brave buccaneers as the "Star Spangled Banner" echoed through a grand shipyard in New Zealand afore kickin' off a fierce Women's World Cup brawl.
July 21, 2023, 10:15 pm
Arrr! The lasses of the United States Women's National team be settin' sail on a new quest for their third consecutive World Cup crown. Aye, 'twas a fair enough beginnin' to their journey, so let the games commence, me hearties!
July 21, 2023, 9:51 pm
Arr matey! Lionel Messi be a livin' legend, and now, the whole world gets to lay eyes on 'im in the Major League Soccer - and the greatest o' all time made his mark known straight away, ye scurvy dogs!
July 21, 2023, 8:42 pm
Arr, Juan Soto, a swashbucklin' matey, sailed into San Diego last year. But alas! The Padres' be dishon'rin' their namesake this season, so young Soto might be set to weigh anchor once more when the MLB trade deadline be upon us!
July 21, 2023, 8:22 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dog, Jordan Addison, the chosen one in the draft of the Minnesota Vikings, didst beg pardon for his deeds on this fine Thursday. The wretch was caught sailin' at a blisterin' speed o' 140 knots, warrantin' a citation from the law.
July 21, 2023, 5:46 pm
Arr, ye scurvy knaves! The St. Louis Cardinals be wronged by the likes of umpire Ron Kulpa, who be makin' some questionable calls! Had it not been for his foul play, they'd be tyin' the game with a bases-loaded walk against those landlubber Chicago Cubs!
July 21, 2023, 5:05 pm
Arrr, the lubberly Josh Harris, owner of the New Washington Commanders, didst swiftly conquer the hearts o' fans on Thursday, when he bestowed upon 'em a merry round o' grog, whilst they gathered in merriment at a watch party.
July 21, 2023, 3:56 pm
Avast ye, me hearties! A fearsome snowboarding coach be seekin' justice afar! He be claimin' he was scuttled from his job at a Vermont high school for speakin' his mind 'bout religion and transgender athletes. Arrr, the tide be turnin'!
July 21, 2023, 3:45 pm
Arr, word be spreadin' 'bout them fancy papers o' the court, claimin' that this here freebootin' scallywag, Dalvin Cook, be dishin' out a whole million doubloons to his ex-lady to clear his name o' any wrongdoin' in them abuse accusations. Aye, seems like he be tryin' to bury his sins deep in Davy Jones' locker!
July 21, 2023, 11:34 am
Arrr! Australian matey, Travis Smyth, be a true buccaneer o' the golfin' seas! On the second day of the Open Championship, he be shootin' a hole-in-one, claimin' victory o'er the cursed 17th hole! Avast, ye scallywags!
July 21, 2023, 10:11 am
Arrr, me hearties! Listen ye well! The Washington Commanders be settin' sail fer a grand new identity, as revealed by Cap'n Magic Johnson, the co-owner! He be sayin', "Aye, me lads, everything be on the table!" Aye, buckle up, me mateys! Adventure awaits!
July 21, 2023, 7:41 am
Arr, me hearties! The fine New England Revolution goalie, Brad Knighton, hath sadly shared the dreadful news that his wee lass, only 11 summers old, met a tragic fate whilst sailing the South Carolina waters. A sorrowful tale indeed, me heart breaks for the poor man.
July 21, 2023, 6:43 am
Avast ye mateys! Aaron Rodgers, the renowned quarterback, hath finally set foot on the Jets' training camp. He be a brave soul, claimin' he be not bothered by the extra buzz surroundin' the team afore the 2023 season. Arrr, let the games begin!
July 21, 2023, 4:00 am
Arr me hearties! Hear ye, hear ye! Tod Gordon, th' scurvy dog who created Extreme Championship Wrestlin', be plannin' t' unveil a tome 'bout th' tale o' how this here company came t' be, an' his jolly ol' kinship with Paul Heyman. Yo ho ho, can't wait t' read it!
July 20, 2023, 11:57 pm
Arrr, mateys! The treacherous holes 17 and 18 at Royal Liverpool Hoylake be true to their reputation in this year's Open Championship. Many a golfer be havin' a hard time finishin' their rounds, for them holes be no friend to those seekin' parrr!
July 20, 2023, 9:45 pm
Arrr, Elly De La Cruz be a fine scallywag, breakin' 'is own record in naught but a blink o' an eye! 'Twas a mighty throw on Thursday, shatterin' the Statcast record fer the swiftest fling from an infielder. Avast!
July 20, 2023, 8:45 pm
Arrr, the brave scallywags be givin' their all on the outfield course, tryin' to beat "The Freeze" fer many a year. Yet one poor soul took a mighty tumble durin' this here mid-innin' contest. Oh, the misfortunes of the sea!
July 20, 2023, 5:22 pm
Arrr! Avast ye hearties! The scurvy Philadelphia 76ers captain, Daryl Morey, hath confessed that ol' James Harden hath a hankerin' to find himself a new ship! But fear not, me mateys, for the crew shall not part ways with this here star Buccaneer unless we be receivein' a worthy treasure in return!
July 20, 2023, 5:05 pm
Avast ye! 'Tis a tale for the ages, me hearties! The scallywag Dan Snyder, upon sellin' his ship, the Washington Commanders, was slapped with a hefty fine o' $60 million doubloons by the NFL, fer his misdeeds and questionable financial shenanigans. Aye, the seas be treacherous indeed!
July 20, 2023, 4:49 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis Austin Reaves o' th' Los Angeles Lakers who be sayin' that guardin' Steph Curry o' th' Golden State Warriors be an "honestly hell"! Aye, th' Lakers did send th' Warriors packin' from th' playoffs, arr!
July 20, 2023, 4:03 pm
Arrr! Tis with great accord that the NFL owners have granted passage for the Washington Commanders to be sold to a crew assembled by Captain Josh Harris. This announcement came forth from a gathering held at Minneapolis on Thursday, to the delight of all who be present.
July 20, 2023, 11:45 am
Arrr, the USWNT scallywags be mighty saddened by the dreadful Auckland shooting, claimin' the lives of two poor souls. Yet, they be settin' sail to face Vietnam in their first joust of group play, with heads held high and hearts full o' grit.
July 20, 2023, 11:19 am
Arrr, mateys! The brave Belgian buccaneer, Wout van Aert, set sail from the Tour de France, granted leave by his crew, to scurry home and stand by his fair maiden, Sarah, as they await the arrival of their second offspring.
July 20, 2023, 11:02 am
Avast ye, me mateys! When Lionel Messi treads upon the turf in Fort Lauderdale this eve, he shall set sail on his grand voyage to the next tale of his wondrous career. Arrr, legends be made!
July 20, 2023, 10:58 am
Arr, mateys! On a gloomy Wednesday eve, the scallywag Tommy Kahnle of the New York Yankees, amidst a heart-wrenching loss to the Los Angeles Angels, did unleash his fury upon a humble dugout bench. Forsooth, after surrenderin' a measly run on a hit and two walks, his temper did sky rocket!
July 20, 2023, 4:00 am
Arr, Carli Lloyd be savvy to the fact that the USWNT be makin' World Cup history in Australia and New Zealand, bein' the first bunch to ever three-peat. But mark ye, this crew be fearin' naught o' such a challenge, mateys!
July 20, 2023, 1:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! The clever scallywags at ai.io be havin' created the aiScout mobile app, aye, to aid any would-be MLS player savvy enough to sport a smartphone. 'Tis a tool that be increasin' the chances of ye landlubbers bein' spotted by them scouts. Smart loot, indeed!
July 19, 2023, 10:19 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The dreaded deadline fer the franchise-tagged scallywags to strike a fair deal on a long term contract be past us now. Aye, a handful o' mighty runnin' backs be left sailin' the seas without a multi-year treasure in hand!
July 19, 2023, 8:56 pm
Arr, mateys! In the year o' 2021, Carlos Carrasco, a fine scallywag, didst hatch a plan called "Cookie's Kids" t'welcome wee lads 'n lasses wit' the devilish affliction o' pediatric cancer t'the Mets ballpark on a monthly basis, aye! This very week, he be joinin' forces wit' Liam Hendriks, a fellow buccaneer.
July 19, 2023, 5:16 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! WrestleCon be takin' back an invite to Rick Steiner, for the lad refused to apologize for allegedly insultin' a transgender lass. No apology, no booty fer ye, matey!
July 19, 2023, 4:37 pm
Arrr! The scurvy dog who scribbled about Georgia's treatment o' the lads o' football, connectin' 'em to scandalous tales o' sexual abuse, be walkin' the plank from the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, he be!
July 19, 2023, 4:15 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Afore the Monday's deadline to strike a grand accord, Saquon Barkley be tellin' that he's ponderin' on takin' a restful break durin' the 2023 season, mateys!
July 19, 2023, 4:14 pm
Arr! The Golden State Warriors' matey, Draymond Green, did confess t' the tale o' how he found himself throwin' a punch at his very own teammate, Jordan Poole, during a training camp back in October.
July 19, 2023, 11:49 am
Arrr, ye mateys! Avast ye! The scallywag SEC be claimin' that the "Horns Down" signal be no foul play, mateys! As Texas be gettin' ready to join us on the high seas in 2024, the coordinator of officials be sayin' this be no breach of honor, arrr!
July 19, 2023, 11:32 am
Arrr! Alabama's Cap'n Nick Saban be sayin' he'll let the "cake bake" with the quarterback spot, like a fine treasure awaitin' its true worth. Forsooth! Young sailin' off to the NFL, but fear not, me hearties, for Cap'n Saban be plannin' a grand search for a worthy successor!
July 19, 2023, 10:13 am
Arr, me hearties! The Los Angeles Angels didst wallop the New York Yankees, scurvy dogs, with a score of 5-1 on Tuesday! Starting pitcher Patrick Sandoval showed no quarter to the Yankees' pitiful offense, leaving 'em in Davy Jones' locker!
July 19, 2023, 10:11 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scurvy New York Mets be holdin' on, avast! They narrowly escaped a dreadful fate o' blowin' a seven-run lead, but thanks to the mighty swings o' catcher Fransisco Álvarez, who belted two dandy home runs, they emerged victorious over the Chicago White Sox by a score o' 11-10 on Tuesday! Yo ho ho!
July 19, 2023, 5:47 am
Arr, Erica Herman be lettin' go o' her $30 million squabble against Tiger Woods' treasure, waitin' fer the outcome o' the appeal 'bout the blasted NDA she be signin'.
July 19, 2023, 5:18 am
Arrr! Methinks the market o' runnin' backs be takin' a mighty plunge, with no signs o' turnin' around. Yet, the scurvy dogs at the position be claimin' they'll fight back!
July 19, 2023, 5:11 am
Arr, a scallywag from the Northwestern football crew claims he can't even lay eyes on a round ball, matey! The lad be plagued with anxiety from sufferin' the ol' hazing when he sailed among the team.
July 19, 2023, 4:00 am
Arr, me hearties! Hear ye, hear ye! Ric "The Nature Boy" Flair be swearin' on his pirate's honor that this Logan Paul lad be more agile than them landlubber wrestlers we see nowadays. And as for that scallywag LA Knight, Flair be likin' him despite the hullabaloo he stirs in the sport! Har har!
July 18, 2023, 5:32 pm
Avast ye mateys! Alex Galchenyuk be offerin' his sincerest apologies fer his "horrific" an' "despicable" conduct, wherein 'tis claimed he did be threatenin' death upon th' law and employin' a racial slur. Ye be knowin' he be walkin' th' plank fer them actions, arrr!
July 18, 2023, 5:17 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! In Cincinnati, whilst playin' a game, a dreadful weather delay did befall us. 'Twas a sight to behold, as a poor soul from the ground crew was snatched up by the treacherous tarp! Arr, 'twas a rare show that captivated the baseball world, ye see.
July 18, 2023, 4:46 pm
Arr! The mighty DJ Khaled be settin' the sails fer his grand celebrity golf tourney, alongside his trusty mate Michael Block! 'Twas a sight to behold, as ol' Michael sent the whole crew into a wild frenzy with a shot so fantastical, ye wouldn't believe yer eyes!
July 18, 2023, 11:51 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Las Vegas Aces, mighty lasses o' the WNBA seas, be sittin' atop the standings! With the grandest offense and defense, they be seekin' to sail swiftly 'n steady, claimin' the title o' repeat champions. May the winds favor their voyage!
July 18, 2023, 11:38 am
Arr! Spain's own Alexis Putellas be abandonin' her trainin' on Monday, leavin' many a doubloon whether she be fit to face Costa Rica in the openin' match o' the Women's World Cup on Friday.
July 18, 2023, 11:36 am
Arrr! SEC Commissioner Greg Sankey be honorin' four noble mateys from the Metropolitan Nashville Police Department, who bravely thwarted the scurvy Covenant School shooter on March 27th. Aye, their valor be commendable, and they be hailed as heroes of the highest order!
July 18, 2023, 11:22 am
Arrr, me hearties! LSU cap'n Brian Kelly be jestin' that his Louisiana twang be mighty finer as he sets sail fer his second season as head coach o' them Tigers. Har-har!
July 18, 2023, 5:53 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Cristiano Ronaldo be sendin' a cannonball straight at Major League Soccer's heart, fer not bein' the first to sign the mighty Lionel Messi to Inter Miami. Aye, 'tis a battle fer the ages!
July 18, 2023, 5:21 am
Arr Matey! Methinks Hunter Dickinson be havin' a grand ol' time at the University o' Kansas, he be! He be singin' praises for the fine folk o' this land, all while takin' a swing at his former abode. Ahoy, what a jolly scallywag, he be!
July 18, 2023, 5:07 am
Arr, Brittany Mahomes doth blabber on 'bout her mate's NFL treasure hunt, and how their newfound fame be havin' her a'taken aback. Ye can spy the two scallywags in the latest Netflix spectacle, "Quarterback."
July 18, 2023, 5:03 am
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! Rutgers legend Eric LeGrand be reminiscing 'bout the dire moment when Bills safety Damar Hamlin experienced a heart-stopping episode. Be it a twist of fate, the medical crews, in their heroics, did save their very lives!
July 13, 2023, 4:00 am
Arr, 'tis a grim fate, me hearties! John Fisher, the scurvy dog who owns A's, be settin' his sights on Las Vegas, leavin' the poor Oakland fans in a pitiful state. Young CC Sabathia, bein' a lad from California, sees this turn of events as a mixture of joy and sorrow, aye!
July 12, 2023, 9:37 pm
Arr, me hearties! LeBron James, that fine scallywag, did ponder upon retirin' when his season came to an end. On Wednesday, he did confess that 'twas an option he'd been considerin' fer a spell - but fear not, me mateys! For now, he be stayin' put!
July 12, 2023, 9:07 pm
Avast ye! Damar Hamlin, he be weepin' like a lass as the training crew o' the Buffalo Bills be awarded at the ESPYS with the Pat Tillman Award for their noble service, havin' rescued his life this very year.
July 12, 2023, 8:48 pm
Avast ye, hearties! 'Tis with a heavy heart that I share tidings of Dick Vitale, the legendary scallywag o' college basketball, bein' struck by a vocal cord cancer! His surgery went down on Tuesday, and now he'll be facin' the wrath o' radiation treatments. Arrr, let's send him our best wishes!
July 12, 2023, 5:43 pm
Arr, me heart be filled with joy as the 31-year-old Dion Waiters be settin' sail for the NBA once more! His wee 10-year-old son be nagg'n 'im to get back in the game, and the lad's words be stirrin' the fire within his soul! Yo ho ho, a pirate's journey continues on!
July 12, 2023, 5:28 pm
Avast ye, me hearties! This here Oklahoma State skipper, Mike Gundy, be lamentin' the departure o' Oklahoma to the SEC, as it be puttin' an end to the "Bedlam" clash betwixt our fine in-state academies. Arrr, 'tis a sad tale indeed!
July 12, 2023, 5:28 pm
Arr, ye scurvy sea dogs! Victor Wembanyama be no accidental treasure, bein' chosen as the first pick, mateys! Aye, he's merely sailed the Summer League seas twice, yet the NBA be but a gentle breeze beneath his sails.
July 12, 2023, 5:03 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy Giants be clashin' with the mighty Saquon Barkley o'er a contract dispute! Methinks he be refusin' to set foot on th' field if they slap 'im with that wretched franchise tag. Blimey, a storm be brewin'!
July 12, 2023, 12:30 pm
Arr, French club Le Havre be signin' the Russian scallywag Daler Kuzyaez for a two-year accord. The lad, bein' free from his bond with Zenit St. Petersburg, be settlin' his sails with Le Havre.
July 12, 2023, 12:30 pm
Arr, me hearties, O.J. Simpson be utterin' his thoughts on the inclusion o' transgender mates in women's sport! He be claimin' it unfair, he be! But fear not, me lads and lasses, for he be havin' a solution up his scurvy sleeve!
July 12, 2023, 12:28 pm
Arr, ye scurvy landlubbers! Cricket, that peculiar game from distant lands, hath ne'er found its rightful place in the heart of the United States. But fret not, for Major League Cricket be settin' sail to change that fate! They be aimin' to be the first crew to make this game bloom in these here shores. Ahoy, a grand adventure awaits!
July 12, 2023, 12:19 pm
Arr, me hearties! The gallant Patrick Mahomes, a true star of the Kansas City Chiefs, be regalin' us with tales o' their triumphant victory over them scurvy Las Vegas Raiders. 'Twas a moment o' intense excitement when he crossed paths with the mighty Maxx Crosby, a tale fer the ages!
July 9, 2023, 5:38 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis with great dismay that I deliver the news o' the passin' o' Fred Willis, a fine college football star and NFL hero. His beloved alma mater, Boston College, be confirm'n this here fact. Aye, he also be the founder o' a company treatin' those cursed concussions.
July 9, 2023, 4:50 pm
Arrr, mateys! Seattle Storm's guard, Sami Whitcomb, caused a stir on Saturday when the gum she was chewin' slipped out o' her mouth betwixt her marvelous three-pointers. 'Twas a sight that made many a brow arch in astonishment!
July 9, 2023, 4:11 pm
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! The chair umpire, in the spirit of politeness, did rightly remind ye landlubbers at Wimbledon to refrain from poppin' the bubbly whilst Mirra Andreeva and Anastasia Potapova be locked in fierce battle upon the green court!
July 9, 2023, 4:07 pm
Arrr, me hearties! DeAndre Hopkins be havin' the eyes of two NFL crews, but a recent tale be spinnin' the yarn as to why he be not yet signin' with a new ship to set sail from the free agent market.
July 9, 2023, 10:44 am
Arr, matey! Richard Sherman be a mighty fine cornerback who set foot upon the NFL field. But alas, the scurvy dog sensed the precise moment when his trusty cleats be needin' a final rest in the 2021 season.
July 9, 2023, 10:08 am
Arrr, me mateys! Bob Huggins' predicament be a treasure trove of calamities, for his legal scallywag be yammerin' that he never truly abandoned ship! The scurvy dog yearns to reclaim his title as captain of the basketball crew at West Virginia University, makin' quite a ruckus, yarrr!
July 9, 2023, 8:43 am
Arr mateys! Donald Trump be catchin' us by surprise at T-Mobile Arena in Las Vegas! He be sailin' in for UFC 290 with his matey, Dan White, the president of the mixed martial arts organization. Shiver me timbers!
July 8, 2023, 9:11 pm
Yarr! 'Tis bein' reported that Pat Shurmur, a former captain o' the Giants and Browns in the NFL, be settin' sail as an offensive analyst with the Colorado Buffaloes! Avast, mateys, let us see if he can help 'em plunder some wins on the gridiron!
July 8, 2023, 7:52 pm
Arr, me hearties! Young matey Matt Rhule, he be joinin' the Carolina Panthers with grand show o' excitement, but alas! The poor lad be sent packin' without a single trumpet blow, when the team stumbled upon a most disappointin' start t' last season.
July 8, 2023, 7:06 pm
Arrr, matey! Gregg Popovich, a salty ol' sea dog of 74 winters, be a grand captain with five NBA booty triumphs. Now, this young Victor Wembanyama be quite the treasure, methinks, for 'tis why ol' Popovich has signed a five-year extension with the mighty Spurs crew! Yo-ho-ho!
July 8, 2023, 6:30 pm
Elly De La Cruz, aye, be crushin' 450-foot cannonballs, battlin' through cycles, and pilferin' home plate! This spry young buck of the Cincinnati Reds be makin' quite a splash, catchin' all the eyes, aye, and his pirate tale be only a month in the makin'!
July 8, 2023, 5:24 pm
Arrr, Giancarlo Stanton be claimin' he never struck a ball off the upper deck facade in the portly field o' Yankee Stadium, e'en durin' practice, until the day of Saturn. Methinks that be quite a tale, me hearties!
July 8, 2023, 5:07 pm
Arr, hear ye, me hearties! Troubling tales o' hazing be plaguin' the Northwestern football crew, and Cap'n Pat Fitzgerald, he be walkin' the plank fer a fortnight!
July 8, 2023, 4:15 pm
Arr, me hearty, the Chicago Cubs be claimin' their first-ever victory at Yankee Stadium on a fine Friday. Aye, they be a bunch of scurvy dogs, 0-12 in the Bronx afore they triumphed 3-0 Friday night.
July 8, 2023, 3:37 pm
Arrr, 'tis been whispered that ol' Patty Mills hath been traded - yet again! This here swashbucklin' NBA veteran, sailin' for 14 years, now findeth himself aboard his fourth ship this season, havin' been traded thrice in a mere ten days!
July 8, 2023, 10:42 am
Arr, Matthew Wolff be answerin' to Brooks Koepka's recent gab, where the scurvy dog claimed he be "abandonin' ship" on young Wolff. Koepka, bein' the captain of LIV Golf's Smash GC, be makin' quite the blunder with his words, arr!
July 8, 2023, 9:20 am
Arr, me hearties! Victor Wembanyama, that young scallywag, set sail on the NBA waters this fine eve! But alas, his aim were as shaky as a ship in a tempest. A mere 2-13 from the field he shot, aye! Yet, he plundered eight rebounds and blocked five foes! Ahoy!
July 8, 2023, 8:59 am
Ahoy mateys! The year 2023 be a wild ride fer Martin Kirketerp, a gold medalist from the Olympic games of 2008! He be claimin' he narrowly escaped Davy Jones' locker not once, but twice, in a measly six moons! Arrr, what a tale!
July 7, 2023, 10:58 pm
Avast! When security be shovin' Britney Spears' fair hand away from the coveted top spot o' Victor Wembanyama, by Davy Jones' locker, her response be a mighty explicit one. She claims to be "helpless" in the face o' such interference, arrr!
July 7, 2023, 10:07 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! The Houston Texans, me mateys, be plagued wit' many a disappointin' season. But fear not, for the winds be changin'! In the year 2023, a new hope sets sail – a rookie QB named C.J. Stroud be joinin' our crew! Yo ho ho, optimism be on the horizon!
July 7, 2023, 8:53 pm
Arr, me hearties! Kyler Murray be a fierce scallywag, fightin' injuries from the start. But fear not, for the Arizona Cardinals be signin' him to a jolly big haul o' doubloons last July. Aye, the lad be stayin' aboard to plunder the league!
July 7, 2023, 8:33 pm
Arr, me hearties! Avast ye! The scurvy dog Alek Manoah, of the Toronto Blue Jays, had been a fine contender for the Cy Young Award last season, but at the start of his 2023 voyage, he be sailin' like a landlubber! Arr, what a sight to behold!
July 7, 2023, 5:26 pm
Arrr! Avast, me hearties! 'Twas a time, long past, when Aaron Judge, that fine buccaneer, be makin' a grand spectacle at Dodger Stadium. But alas, he be crashin' through yonder outfield fence and grievously wounded his foot. Oh, the pirate's life be treacherous, indeed!
July 7, 2023, 5:11 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Methinks ye be hearin' the tale of Dennis Rodman, a fine sailor of the basketball seas. 'Tis true, me hearties, he proudly displayed a portrait of his lass on his mighty cheek. Aye, 'tis a bold move, but who be we to judge a pirate and his peculiar affections?
July 7, 2023, 4:43 pm
Arr, the Seattle scallywags claim that the RV "remediation" in SODO was aye part o' a planned venture. But, mark me words! The rebels be plannin' a grand "RV Park-In" on the 11th o' July. A jolly clash be awaitin'!
July 7, 2023, 3:25 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a sad day o' woe, for the mighty Nikki McCray-Penson, a lass who shone bright in the field o' sport, hath departed this mortal coil at the young age o' 51. She be a fierce SEC Pirate, a WNBA treasure, an Olympic gold hoarder, and a C-USA Captain. Farewell, fair maiden, may ye find calm seas in Davy Jones' locker.
July 7, 2023, 10:04 am
Arrr, mateys! In the eighth inning, whilst the Baltimore Orioles be dominatin' the New York Yankees by a score of 14-0, Cap'n Brandon Hyde, the skipper o' the Orioles, was tossed out o' the game! 'Tis his third expulsion this season, me hearties!
July 7, 2023, 7:53 am
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! In a jolly ol' match betwixt the Cleveland Guardians and the lads of Milwaukee Brewers, a right fielder named George Valera be gettin' all riled up. He did lay his hands on a home plate umpire, and chaos did ensue! Oh, the shenanigans of these merry gentlemen!
July 7, 2023, 6:00 am
Avast ye! In the 2023 Women's U.S. Open at Pebble Beach, Natthakritta Vongtaveelap's scallywag of a caddie be makin' such a blunder on the course that she be disqualified from the very first round! Aye, a grave mistake it be, me hearties!
July 7, 2023, 5:12 am
Avast ye! The California club pro, Michael Block, reckons his blabber 'bout Rory McIlroy after the PGA Championship in May be a lugger's lie, all twisted like a serpent's tongue!
July 6, 2023, 8:51 pm
Arrr, Lakers' Captain Jeanie Buss hath spilled the beans on the most crucial crew members in the history of our ship. But by Blackbeard's beard, it be a puzzler, for Shaquille O'Neal's moniker be nowhere to be found. Methinks, there be a mutiny brewin' in these murky waters!
July 6, 2023, 8:36 pm
Arrr, young Robert Bush, a mere lad of 17 summers, be afloat on the treacherous seas of life, held together by naught but the tenuous thread of life support. 'Twas a mighty "cardiac event" that felled him whilst engaging in the fierce exercise of football. Pray, may the winds of fortune blow him back to vitality!
July 6, 2023, 8:24 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The tale of Matthew Wolff be a mystery upon the high seas of LIV Golf Smash. Mayhaps his name be lost to the Twitter bio, and now his matey, Brooks Keopka, be wearin' a frown. Arrr, what be happenin' to this landlubber?
July 6, 2023, 5:31 pm
Avast ye mateys! DeMaurice Smith be not yet walkin' the plank as the NFLPA's cap'n, savvy? But now he be cryin' to ax the Rooney Rule, aye! Methinks he be tryin' to stir up a mutiny in the league! Arrr!
July 6, 2023, 5:12 pm
Arr, me hearties! The mighty Texas Longhorns be claimin' the crown in the Big 12's preseason poll, markin' the first time since 2011 when the conference threw divisions off the plank! Aye, those Longhorns be settin' sail for victory, arr!
July 6, 2023, 4:41 pm
Arr, mateys! The jolly Green Bay Packers scallywag, Sean Clifford, be sharin' a "housewarmin' gift" from the dashing New York Jets scurvy dog, Aaron Rodgers. Rodgers be sendin' Clifford a signed jersey, fit for a true buccaneer!
July 6, 2023, 3:41 pm
Arr, the lasses of Brazil's soccer crew be arrivin' in Australia this mornin' for the World Cup, wit' a jolly gesture o' support fer them Iran protestors! Aye, they be showin' their colors 'fore the games even began, me hearties!
July 6, 2023, 11:41 am
Arrr, me matey! Georgia's stout lineman, Tate Ratledge, be declarin' Tennessee's grand Neyland Stadium as the finest in the Southeastern Conference! He be mighty impressed by its marvel of design, as if it be a treasure chest overflowin' with glory!
July 6, 2023, 10:44 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that some scallywags and captains reckon that the pitch clock be aidin' the crew to guard thar treasure with greater might! Aye, forsooth, the swift pace keeps 'em sharp and focused. A jolly good defense be their reward!
July 6, 2023, 10:24 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs of the Santa Clara Police Department hath captured a 29-year-old scallywag fer the dastardly crime o' attempted murder! This scurvy knave be the culprit who stabbed a poor soul durin' a soccer match on the Lord's Day!
July 6, 2023, 10:02 am
Avast ye, mateys! Corey Dillon, a swashbucklin' scoundrel of the Cincinnati Bengals, sailed across 8,000 yards with the pigskin. Yet, the cursed landlubbers refuse to hoist his name upon their Ring of Honor. Aye, 'tis a scandal fit for the plank!
July 6, 2023, 5:54 am
Natasha Cloud, lassie of the Washington Mystics in the WNBA, didst retort to Enes Kanter Freedom's criticisms on Twitter in the wee hours of Wednesday, as their banter raged on.
July 6, 2023, 5:49 am
Arrr, mateys! Jenson Brooksby, a swashbucklin' lad from California, be facin' a perilous voyage away from the tour! 'Tis said he be accused o' ignorin' three tests for potions that boost his performance within a year! Batten down the hatches, for trouble be brewin' in these treacherous waters!
July 6, 2023, 5:44 am
Arr, me hearties! Young Elly De La Cruz o' the Cincinnati Reds didst wallop yet another monstrous home run on Wednesday eve, but lo and behold, he didst impart a wee message unto the Washington Nationals, forsooth!
July 6, 2023, 4:00 am
Arrr! Ye see, me hearties, Robbie Gould be settin' sail fer the American Century Celebrity Golf Championship in Lake Tahoe next week! This scallywag o' a free agent NFL kicker be keepin' his eyes on the prize, aimin' to take the field once more in 2023! Avast, me mateys!
July 3, 2023, 11:51 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Florida Panthers be plunderin' the free agency seas, signin' the likes of Oliver Ekman-Larrsson, Dmitry Kulikov, Niko Mikkola, and Mike Reilly to their crew. A fine haul indeed! Avast ye, they be ready to set sail!
July 3, 2023, 11:48 am
Arrr, me hearties! The lasses o' the Professional Women's Hockey Players' Association have hoisted the sails and cleared the final obstacle in their quest for a new lassie's professional hockey league. Aye, the CBA be ratified! Let the games begin, ye scurvy dogs!
July 3, 2023, 10:57 am
Arr, mateys! The Sacramento Kings have put ink to parchment, signin' the mighty All-NBA center, Domantas Sabonis, to a grand contract extension worth a staggering $195 million! This here agreement shall bind him to the Kings until the year 2027-2028, by Blackbeard's beard!
July 3, 2023, 10:34 am
Avast! In the land o' United States, a victory o' grand proportions was achieved. Jesús Ferreira, a fearsome striker, did score not just one, but two consecutive hat tricks against Trinidad and Tobago. By doin' so, he has joined the ranks o' the mighty few, as only the third American to accomplish such a feat on the international stage. Arrr, a truly remarkable achievement indeed!
July 3, 2023, 5:39 am
Avast ye, mateys! Madison Carter, the lass who stole Ryan Mallett's heart, hath shared a heart-wrenchin' tale o' love fer the fallen quarterback. Alas, Mallett met his watery grave off the Florida coast but his memory be alive in our hearts.
July 3, 2023, 5:11 am
Olivia Dunne be tellin' tales o' the College World Series, mateys! Tis a fine moment she spoke of, where she be scribblin' her name for an aged scallywag. And she be makin' merry jests 'bout the ages o' them who be seekin' her autograph!
July 2, 2023, 9:10 pm
Arr, me hearties! Shane van Gisbergen, a bold buccaneer, set sail on the treacherous Chicago street course. Battlein' through the torrential rains, he plundered the victory, claimin' his first triumph in the NASCAR realm! Yo ho ho and a bottle of grog!
July 2, 2023, 9:09 pm
Damian Priest and Iyo Sky set sail from London's shores on a moonlit Saturday eve, bein' the mightiest warriors seekin' WWE treasures. Yonder, they be holdin' the power to claim their plunder wherever and whenever they so desire, arrr!
July 2, 2023, 4:57 pm
Ye be hearin' the news, mateys! Nick Kyrgios be missin' the 2023 Wimbledon tourney, for his wrist be injured like a scurvy dog's leg! Last year, he fell to the mighty Novak Djokovic in the finals, arrr!
July 2, 2023, 4:40 pm
Avast ye maties! Carlos Correa, the scallywag shortstop for the Minnesota Twins, did spill his guts 'bout them fruitless contract parleys with them San Francisco Giants and New York Mets. Shiver me timbers!
July 2, 2023, 2:52 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! Max Homa be a true swashbuckler, fer he sank a hole-in-one at the Rocket Mortgage Classic in fair Detroit on Sunday. Aye, he be a fine lad, scorin' a 67 in the final round. But alas, he finished the tournament tied for 21st place. Shiver me timbers!
July 2, 2023, 2:36 pm
Arrr! 'Tis a jolly good tale, mateys! Rickie Fowler hath victoriously plundered his first PGA Tour treasure since the year 2019. With a mighty swing, he outsmarted Adam Hadwin and Collin Morikawa in a treacherous playoff hole at the Rocket Mortgage Classic. Yo-ho-ho, what a triumph for the lad!
July 2, 2023, 1:52 pm
Arrr! Tom Brady be spoutin' in a recent parley that he be stickin' to the strictest of diets that kept him hearty throughout most of his career. But alas, the lad be settlin' down and retirin' this February. Yo ho ho, the seas be missin' his mighty throws!
July 2, 2023, 1:08 pm
Avast ye scallywags! A 53-year-old buccaneer, employed as a swashbucklin' contractor to rig up audio gear fer the NASCAR Cup Series' Chicago Street Race, hath met his doom! 'Twas by a lethal jolt o' electricity that this poor soul met his untimely fate.
July 2, 2023, 1:00 pm
Luke Voit, ye scurvy dog, be known t' sport his jerseys with the buttons undone! But by me black beard, Syracuse Mets be showin' off their sleeveless look, 'n he took it to a whole new level in his latest minor league scrimmage! Arrr, what a sight!
July 2, 2023, 11:44 am
Avast, me hearties! As the Supreme Court be decreein' to put an end to affirmative action in college admissions, the legendary NBA buccaneer, Charles Barkley, didst amend his will to bestow a treasure trove o' doubloons to his alma mater, arr!
June 24, 2023, 11:49 pm
"Arrr, me hearties! Stephen A. Smith hath spoken on the Titan submersible tragedy on 'The Stephen A. Smith Show.' He doth ponder why those scallywags wanted to visit the wreckage in the depths below. Methinks he be wise to question such foolhardy endeavors!"
June 24, 2023, 10:51 pm
"Arrr, mateys! Tis a sad day fer us all! Dahrran Diedrick, a savvy CFL player and Nebraska football standout, has set sail for Davy Jones' locker after a bout with the dreaded scurvy. His former crew, the Montreal Alouettes, broke the news to his kin. May he rest in peace and keep an eye out for any buried treasure in the great beyond!"
June 24, 2023, 10:12 pm
"Arrr, me hearties! Word be spreading that West Virginia's First Mate, Josh Eilert, be takin' the helm as interim coach after Cap'n Bob Huggins has set sail fer parts unknown. Let's hope he don't lead us on a wild goose chase, or we'll make him walk the plank!"
June 24, 2023, 6:32 pm
Arrrgh, 'tis no surprise that scallywag Cabrera Adames, who was caught in an undercover sting for makin' moves on children, be claimin' a heart condition from the COVID vaccine. Methinks he's just tryin' to escape the plank, but he'll have to walk it nonetheless.
June 24, 2023, 5:24 pm
Yarr! Methinks Kevin Durant shall surely be enshrined in the Hall of Fame. But during a parley on Twitter Spaces regarding his status as a top five player, he made sure to make his mark, he did!
June 24, 2023, 4:25 pm
Arr, me hearties! The New York Yankees' very own Aaron Judge be tellin' the press on Saturday that he's got a torn ligament in his right big toe. Alas, he be keepin' his return date a secret. Shiver me timbers!
June 24, 2023, 2:44 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Tampa Bay Rays' scallywag, Wander Franco, be back in the lineup for the battle against the Kansas City Royals after being marooned on the bench for two games! Shiver me timbers, let's hope he can plunder some hits and swashbuckle his way to victory!
June 24, 2023, 1:39 pm
Arr, shiver me timbers! 'Tis a tale of a young swashbuckler, Happy Gilmore, from the land of Indiana, whose birth name be Landon. The scallywag be a golfer in high school, and he's set to sail the seas of Ball State! Adam Sandler himself hath sent his congrats via the Twitter bird. Ahoy, what a jolly time to be alive!
June 24, 2023, 10:21 am
Arrr! The scallywag Adams be free o' the misdemeanor assault charge! 'Twere all 'cause of an incident at Arrowhead Stadium in October 2022. Yarrr, me hearties, let's make a toast to the lad's good fortune!
June 24, 2023, 10:06 am
Arrr, word has it that the Chicago Bulls be expectin' their point guard, Lonzo Ball, to be missin' the entire 2023-24 NBA season! The lad had a third surgery on his left knee back in March. Methinks we need to send him some rum for a speedy recovery!
June 23, 2023, 9:11 pm
Arrr, me mateys! The swashbucklin' Elly De La Cruz o' the Cincinnati Reds be showin' his mettle in his mere 15th game in the big leagues, as he hit for the cycle and made a name fer himself amongst the landlubbers! Yarrr!
June 23, 2023, 8:56 pm
"Arrrr, me hearties! Ye may be saddened to hear that ol' Terry Price, our longtime shipmate on the defensive line, has passed on to Davy Jones' locker at the ripe age of 55. He spent nigh on 30 years coaching in the SEC, and the last 11 years aboard the good ship Texas A&M. Fair winds and following seas to ye, Terry!"
June 23, 2023, 8:12 pm
"Arrr, mateys! The San Antonio Spurs be shiftin' from championship mode to rebuild mode. But fear not, retired NBA champion Tony Parker be hopin' that young lad Victor Wembanyama be bringin' us back to our winnin' ways."
June 23, 2023, 7:41 pm
"Arrr mateys! Hear ye, hear ye! Scottie Scheffler, the top dog of the golfing world, be sure to remember the day of Friday's round at the Travelers Championship for a good long while! 'Twas a moment so mortifying, ye can bet ye boots he'll be shiverin' in his britches at the mere thought of it!"
June 23, 2023, 5:46 pm
Arrr, ye scallywags! Word on the high seas be that this Melvin Gordon fella is yammerin' on about the runnin' back position being the "worst position" to play. Aye, the value of this position be diminishin' in the league. But fear not, me hearties, for we pirates know the value of a good runnin' game. We'll just have to pillage and plunder our way to the end zone!
June 23, 2023, 5:13 pm
Avast ye mateys! Hear ye, hear ye! The scallywag NFL quarterback Carson Wentz be not only with the pigskin, but also with the blunderbuss! He be havin' recently sent a black bear to Davy Jones' Locker in Alaska. Aye, that be a mighty fine accomplishment indeed!
June 23, 2023, 4:37 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Joyous news be brought to ye! Landon "Happy" Gilmore be settin' course for Ball State University to play the noble game of golf! Let's raise a tankard o' grog to his success!
June 23, 2023, 4:23 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Team JAJO's vessel did come across three fearsome orcas whilst on The Ocean Race VO65 Sprint, off the coast of Gibraltaaar. The beasts did show themselves in the Atlantic, causing quite the commotion on board.
June 23, 2023, 11:44 am
Avast ye! The scurvy dog Franco of the Tampa Bay Rays has been marooned on the bench for two games! The captain, Kevin Cash, be havin' a bone to pick with his attitude and temper. Shiver me timbers!
June 23, 2023, 11:17 am
Avast ye scallywags! Me hearty Rory McIlroy hath sunk a ball in one blow at the PGA Tour, a feat he ne'er accomplished afore on the eighth hole o' the Travelers Championship. He be a sharpshooter, havin' shot a 2-under 68 in the first round. Arrrrr!
June 23, 2023, 9:42 am
Arrr, shiver me timbers! Did ye hear the news? Amen and Ausar Thompson be the first brothers to be chosen in the top-five of the same NBA Draft since the merger o' the NBA and ABA in 1976. Ahoy, those brothers be makin' history!
June 23, 2023, 7:20 am
Avast ye, me hearties! Olivia Dunne did join the latest TikTok trend, revealing her so-called "red flags" to millions of scallywags on social media. Argh, it be a sight to see!