September 12, 2024, 5:37 pm
Arrr, matey! Jordan Wilkins, a swashbucklin' ex-Brownie, be takin' a jibe at Captain Deshaun Watson's command, sayin’ he be blabberin’ to the crew that Wilkins be as lost as a landlubber in the final sea trial! Avast, the sea be rough with such talk!
September 12, 2024, 4:09 pm
Arrr, after the Giants faced a mighty squall in their season's first match, a band o' disgruntled scallywags gave quarterback Daniel Jones a proper ribbing as he made his way from MetLife’s dark hold. “Ye be needin’ a map to find the end zone, matey!” they bellowed!
September 12, 2024, 3:45 pm
Avast, me hearties! Stephen Peat, a former ice buccaneer for the Caps, has shuffled off his mortal coil at the ripe age of 44. Aye, he met his fate in a mishap most tragic, but let us raise a tankard to the jolly soul, who fought like a true sea dog!
September 12, 2024, 2:29 pm
Arrr! Young Jyilek Zyiare Harrington, a strappin’ linebacker from West Virginia, met his doom in a landlubber’s den on Wednesday! Shot dead, they say it be a home invasion gone awry. Aye, the law be investigatin’, but this tale be a right tragic sea shanty!
September 12, 2024, 11:17 am
Arrr, matey! Radio scallywag Chris "Mad Dog" Russo let loose a right storm o' words on Wednesday, blastin' the New York Jets for their pitiful defeat to them San Francisco sea dogs! Aye, the winds of fury be blowin’ strong in that salty sea of sports!
September 12, 2024, 10:54 am
Arrr, on the day o' Thursday, the scallywags o' the Pac-12 be shoutin' that four fine vessels from the Mountain West be joinin’ their fleet soon! Aye, the treasure of revival be a-comin’, mateys! Hoist the sails and prepare fer a rollickin’ good time!
September 12, 2024, 10:16 am
Arrr, me hearties! The mighty Illia Yefimchyk, the "monstrous behemoth of brawn," has shuffled off this mortal coil at but 36 years! A heart attack took him down, as if a cannonball to the chest! May he lift weights in Davy Jones’ locker!
September 12, 2024, 9:38 am
Arrr, matey! Tyreek Hill, the swashbucklin' Dolphin, declared on the high seas of Wednesday that he be havin' no plans to raise a ruckus or plunder the lawmen's treasure after his run-in with the constables o'er the weekend. A jolly good day for keepin' the peace, aye!
September 12, 2024, 4:30 am
Arrr, me hearty! The legendary Tom Glavine, a swashbuckler of the baseball seas, jabbered on 'bout young Paul Skenes and his maiden voyage with the scallywags o’ the Pittsburgh Pirates, spillin’ the tales on that OutKick treasure known as "Don't @ Me With Dan Dakich!" Aye, what a ruckus!
September 12, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, matey! World Series ace David Wells be takin' a hearty jab at that scallywag MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred in a chinwag with OutKick's Ricky Cobb on the mornin’ of the seventh day! Aye, the tides of baseball be shiftin’!
September 11, 2024, 8:44 pm
Arrr, matey! Young Caitlin Clark, a fresh lass of the Indiana Fever crew, be raging like a kraken after bein' accused of foul play 'gainst the Aces. The sea of the court be treacherous, and she be feelin’ the sting of betrayal, aye!
September 11, 2024, 6:40 pm
Arrr, mateys! Young Patrick Mahomes be speakin’ up fer his fair lass Brittany, defendin’ her sway o'er the scallywags in the town, after his mate’s wench tossed her lot in with that landlubber Harris! Aye, love be a fierce wind in these treacherous seas!
September 11, 2024, 4:12 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 'Twas a tale of yore when the swashbucklin’ Reggie Bush, once a star on the gridiron seas, did thwart a band of scallywags plundering his treasure chest worth $5 million in Los Angeles! Aye, the pirate life be filled with unexpected adventures!
September 11, 2024, 2:09 pm
Arrr, matey! Jordan Chiles, the daring gymnast lass, finally sat her bum down fer a chinwag since her shiny bronze treasure from the Paris Games be snatched away and handed to the cunning Ana Barbosu! Aye, the seas be rough for our brave acrobat!
September 11, 2024, 2:02 pm
Ahoy, mateys! The Cleveland Browns be set to trot out Deshaun Watson this Sunday, even with fresh whispers of him bein’ a scallywag! Last week, they walked the plank against them Dallas Cowboys. A right merry mess, I say! Arrr!
September 11, 2024, 1:33 pm
Arrr, matey! Here be yer weekly treasure map o' sportin' shenanigans from the seven seas! Grab yer grog and prepare for a rollickin' recap of all the ruckus and revelry in the grand arena o' athletics! Yarrr, don’t be a landlubber, join the fun!
September 11, 2024, 11:35 am
Arrr, the WNBA crew be raisin' a ruckus on Tuesday, givin' a right tongue-lashin' to Captain Engelbert! She tried to sail past their tales of foul treatment, but the scallywags weren’t havin' it! Aye, a storm be brewin' in the league's waters, matey!
September 11, 2024, 10:02 am
Arrr, matey! Orlando Magic's swashbucklin' forward, Jonathan Isaac, be chattin' about the capture of Miami Dolphins' speedy sea dog, Tyreek Hill, on the wide ocean of social media this fine Tuesday! Aye, what a ruckus on the high seas of sportin' tales!
September 11, 2024, 8:57 am
Arrr, me hearties! Young Caitlin Clark, fresh from the Indiana seas, be likin' the fair Taylor Swift's shout for Vice President Kamala Harris after she tangled with the old sea dog, Donald Trump. Aye, 'tis a curious alliance on this treacherous political tide! Savvy?
September 11, 2024, 7:49 am
Arrr matey! In the fair land o' South Carolina, Coach Dawn Staley be holdin' the hand o' President Biden, just months after throwin' a cheeky jab at his quest fer another voyage in the political seas! Avast, what a jolly jest that be!
September 11, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr, the ol' captain of the Mets be givin' a hearty shout to President Bush, claimin' he be the wind in Mike Piazza's sails fer hittin' that grand home run after the dark storm of 9/11! Aye, a right jolly tale on the high seas of baseball!
September 11, 2024, 3:00 am
Ahoy, mateys! The NFL seas be churnin' once more! ’Tis high time to parley 'bout the swashbucklin' crews at the top o' the heap and those scurvy dogs wallowin' at the bottom o' the bilge! Aye, let the banter begin!
September 10, 2024, 5:32 pm
Arrr! The scallywag artist who be claimin' the glory for them posters at the Philadelphia bus stops be sayin' he’s as clueless as a landlubber, makin’ it seem like the crew be backin’ Kamala Harris! A fine jolly jest, if ye ask me!
September 10, 2024, 5:20 pm
Arrr, matey! The great Lawrence Taylor, a legend from the Giants’ crew, be sayin’ that the old sea dogs who’ve hung up their boots could outplay the scallywags against the Vikings! Aye, 'tis a right jest, like a parrot tryin' to sing sea shanties! Avast!
September 10, 2024, 5:04 pm
Arrr, matey! Aaron Rodgers be squawkin’ on the “Pat McAfee Show” that he’ll be lettin’ loose like a cannonball once he’s back on his sea legs after that Achilles mishap! Aye, prepare fer some swashbucklin' shenanigans, me hearties!
September 10, 2024, 4:11 pm
Ahoy! Dr. Chad and Dr. Mary Teague be the scallywags behind Code Chiro in Ohio! They be keepin’ the bones o’ mighty athletes in shipshape, tendin’ to the likes of those from the NBA and NFL. Avast, a fine crew they be!
September 10, 2024, 11:51 am
Arrr, matey! Stephen A. Smith, the ESPN scallywag, be claimin’ on the morrow that Tyreek Hill ain't washed clean o' blame in the ruckus that landed him in the brig! Aye, the lad's still swimmin' in troubled waters! Savvy?
September 10, 2024, 11:13 am
Arrr! Transgender sea wench Valentina Petrillo be takin' aim at that landlubber J.K. Rowling, who be spoutin' bilge 'bout her playin' in the games! Valentina be showin' ye can't sink a ship with mere words, savvy? Aye, let the swashbucklin' begin!
September 10, 2024, 10:40 am
Arrr, matey! Hulk Hogan, the mighty sea dog of WWE, be frettin’ fer Mike Tyson’s noggin as the fateful day nears when he faces that scallywag Jake Paul. Aye, let’s hope Iron Mike don’t end up swimmin’ with the fishies!
September 10, 2024, 9:44 am
Arrr, matey! Former Philadelphia Eagles scallywag, Jason Kelce, set sail on ESPN with a jolly quip at Levi's Stadium, just ere the 49ers clashed with the Jets. Aye, ’twas a fine jest that had the crew guffawin’ like a barrel o’ rum!
September 10, 2024, 4:57 am
Arrr, matey! On a moonlit eve, the swashbucklin’ Ricky Pearsall, a 49ers scallywag, be showered with cheers from the jolly crew as he parleyed with the brave souls who plucked him from the jaws of Davy Jones after a nasty cannonball! Aye, ‘tis a tale of mirth and valor!
September 10, 2024, 4:51 am
Arrr, matey! NFL great Joe Theismann be spillin' the beans on young Caleb Williams' maiden voyage with the Chicago Bears. The crew be celebratin' a win, but the lad played like a fresh swab, bless his heart! Aye, a true landlubber on the gridiron, he be!
September 9, 2024, 10:09 pm
Arrr! With ol' Christian McCaffrey swabbin' the deck, the San Francisco 49ers sailed forth, lettin' young Jordan Mason steer the ship o' the run game. They plundered the New York Jets, 32-19, on a fine Monday night, laughin' like scallywags all the while!
September 9, 2024, 9:29 pm
Arrr! The swabs of the New York Jets be celebratin' like scallywags! After a long drought, ol' Captain Aaron Rodgers flung a glorious pass that sent Allen Lazard sailin' into the end zone, like a treasure chest on the high seas! Yo ho, let the revelry commence!
September 9, 2024, 3:07 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Allen Aldridge, the mighty linebacker who once sailed the gridiron seas with the Denver Broncos, has shuffled off this mortal coil at the ripe age of 52! The reason be as mysterious as a treasure map—lost to the depths of time! Aye, what a tale!
September 9, 2024, 2:10 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spill the beans! Meredith Gaudreau, the lass who once sailed with the late puck-slinger Johnny, now be sportin’ a belly full o’ treasure! Aye, she’s expectin’ their third little scallywag! The sea be blessin’ this crew, indeed!
September 9, 2024, 1:33 pm
Arrr, matey! Columnist Jemele Hill be spoutin' a fanciful tale 'bout the capture of Tyreek Hill, that swift-footed dolphin wrangler, right after his crew plundered the Jaguars! Aye, 'tis a merry jest indeed, fit for the likes of a scallywag's tavern!
September 9, 2024, 12:28 pm
Arrr, matey! Jermaine Eluemunor, a stout sea dog of the Giants’ crew, be standin’ tall fer young Daniel Jones as he faced a storm o’ raucous jests leavin’ MetLife’s hull on a Sunday! A true mate, defendin’ his captain from the scallywags in the stands!
September 9, 2024, 11:33 am
Arrr, me hearties! Former gridiron swashbuckler Antonio Brown be throwin' shade at fair maid Taylor Swift, the lass Mahomes, and that scallywag Kelce, all while they be spectatin' the grand U.S. Open! Aye, the sea be full of jests and jibes!
September 9, 2024, 10:48 am
Arrr, mateys! Myles Garrett, the fierce defender of the Browns, be spillin' the beans to the landlubber reporters about the mighty boos that rained upon him and his crew on that fateful Sunday! Aye, even the fiercest of pirates can't escape the scorn of the crowd!
September 9, 2024, 10:40 am
Arrr, matey! Former captain of the Cowboys, Jason Garrett, stood tall like a ship's mast, defendin' young Dak Prescott from the scallywags on the telly callin' him overrated, as if he be naught but a landlubber! Aye, let 'em jest, for a treasure lies in that lad's heart!
September 9, 2024, 8:41 am
Arrr, matey! NFL’s own Brett Favre be singin’ the praises of Aaron Rodgers, the Jets’ fearless captain, as they prepare to set sail against the San Francisco 49ers! May their cannons roar and their treasure chest overflow, or they be walkin' the plank! Yarrr!
September 9, 2024, 5:13 am
Arrr, matey! Young Chance Gainer, a scallywag of a football lad from Florida, met Davy Jones after takin’ a tumble on the field ‘fore the crowd. Just 18 summers he had, and now he be fishin' with the mermaids! Aye, what a way to kick the bucket!
September 9, 2024, 5:08 am
Arrr! Drew Rosenhaus, the scallywag agent of Miami Dolphins’ prized treasure, Tyreek Hill, be makin’ a ruckus ‘bout how they be treatin’ his matey during his Sunday mornin’ trouble! Aye, he be ragin’ like a tempest, right before the grand match! Arrr, what a jest!
September 9, 2024, 5:04 am
Arrr, the scallywags o' New York Giants be loungin' 'round MetLife Stadium, ready to unleash their jeers upon poor Daniel Jones after he floundered like a fish in a storm against the Minnesota Vikings. Aye, the lad be in for a right rough tide o' hecklin’!
September 9, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, matey! NFL legend Rob Gronkowski be spillin’ the beans to Fox News Digital, sayin' the San Francisco 49ers be the "finest crew on parchment" in all the sea of football! But lo! There be one riddle they must solve, or walk the plank!
September 8, 2024, 5:41 pm
Arrr, mateys! Caitlin Clark, the fresh-faced lass from Indiana Fever, be lamentin’ the news of Angel Reese bein’ laid up with a sore wrist! She spun a yarn to the scallywags of the press ‘fore Sunday’s grand showdown. Aye, the seas be rough for our injured crew!
September 8, 2024, 5:08 pm
Arrr, matey! Tyreek Hill, the swashbucklin' Dolphin, let his nimble feet spin tales on the field, and with a hearty laugh, he jested 'bout his run-in with the law, celebratin’ with a jolly jig after snatchin’ a touchdown! A fine jest for a rogue, I say!
September 8, 2024, 4:27 pm
Arrr, a scallywag copper who snagged the swift-footed Tyreek Hill o' the Miami Dolphins be sent to swab the decks o' paperwork, says a matey in the law enforcement crew. Aye, seems the law be takin' a break while the fishy deeds be sorted!
September 8, 2024, 3:53 pm
Arrr, matey! Jonathan Owens, the swashbucklin' defender of the Chicago Bears, be settin' sail to score in the third quarter 'gainst the Tennessee Titans! And lo, the mighty Simone Biles chimed in with her acrobatic wisdom! A fine day for a ruckus on the gridiron, I say!
September 8, 2024, 11:30 am
Arrr, it be announced on the high seas of Sunday that the fine bard Kendrick Lamar shall be the jester at the Super Bowl LIX halftime revelry, just afore the 2024 season’s first grand spectacle hoists anchor! Shiver me timbers, what a turn o' fate!
September 8, 2024, 11:04 am
Arrr, mateys! This Sunday, the swashbucklin’ Justin Fields be takin’ the helm fer the Pittsburgh Steelers against those scallywag Falcons, whilst Russell Wilson be restin’ his weary calf, like a landlubber on a treasure hunt! Avast, let the games begin!
September 8, 2024, 10:59 am
Arrr, matey! Word be blowin' ‘round that Dak Prescott, the famed captain of the Cowboys, struck a mighty deal! A treasure chest o' gold so grand, he be the richest scallywag in NFL lore! Avast, let the rum flow for this buccaneer of the ball!
September 8, 2024, 10:11 am
Arrr, matey! The swift-footed Tyreek Hill o’ the Miami Dolphins found himself in a bit o' a pickle near the ship's hold—err, stadium—before battlin' the Jacksonville Jaguars! Yarr, seems even the best must face the law before settin' sail for glory!
September 8, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr, matey! Damar Hamlin, that scallywag, fought like a sea dog to reclaim his spot on the mighty Buffalo Bills! He spun a yarn to Fox News Digital 'bout his grand return to the battlefield of gridiron glory. Avast, what a tale!
September 8, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, mateys! Tom Brady’s treacherous voyage to the broadcast crow's nest be comin' to a grand finale this Sunday! The Dallas scallywags and Cleveland landlubbers be settin’ sail, and the ol' captain be ready to gab like a parrot! Anchors aweigh for a jolly good time!
September 8, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Rob Gronkowski be chattin’ with the scallywags at Fox News Digital 'bout usin’ the Guardian Cap if he still roamed the NFL seas. Seems some players be findin’ a way to swindle the system, savvy? Aye, the high seas of sport be a wild ride!
September 7, 2024, 8:58 pm
Arrr, matey! Angel Reese be hangin' up her boots, taken down by an injury curse! Now, Caitlin Clark be the last lass left in the hunt fer Rookie of the Year crown. Aye, the tide be turnin' in this here seas of sportin' glory!
September 7, 2024, 11:46 am
Arrr, the Packin' legend be ponderin' what set his sails to battle at the finest of seas in the grand NFL, whilst chucklin' about those noggin knockin' concussions that be handled like a shipwrecked sailor! Aye, 'tis a tale of grit and giggles, matey!
September 7, 2024, 10:05 am
Arrr, matey! Ukrainian lass Lyudmyla Kichenok be spillin' the beans that she had to heave-ho her weddin' plans 'cause she be battlin' fer a chance in the U.S. Open doubles final! Love'll wait, but a fine game be callin’! Har har!
September 7, 2024, 6:00 am
Arrr, matey! A once-mighty NBA swashbuckler be sayin' the Indiana Fever be missin' a treasure! Young Caitlin Clark be takin' a real beatin' from rival scallywags. Avast! Where be the crew to protect this lass? Aye, we need more cannons on deck, or she'll be walkin' the plank!
September 7, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Former New England swashbuckler Rob Gronkowski be lettin' out a hearty laugh as Travis and Jason Kelce snagged themselves a treasure chest o' gold for their podcast! Aye, those scallywags be makin' more doubloons than a pirate at a rum distillery!
September 7, 2024, 12:13 am
Arrr, matey! Taylor Fritz, that scallywag, bested his fellow landlubber Frances Tiafoe in a raucous duel at the U.S. Open! By Davy Jones’ locker, he be the first American swab to sail into a Grand Slam final since the year of our Lord 2009! Avast, what a tale!
September 6, 2024, 11:28 pm
Arrr, matey! In the last tick o' time, our gallant pirate, Jordan Love, the quartermaster of the Green Bay Packers, found himself injured as the crew faced a fierce storm, losin' to the Philadelphia Eagles by a mere 34-29 in the exotic shores of Brazil! Blimey, what a calamity!
September 6, 2024, 10:38 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The field in Brazil be a slippery beast, makin' the Eagles and Packers dance like drunken sea dogs in their first NFL showdown! Friday night’s turf be more treacherous than a shark-infested sea—ye'd swear they were tryin’ to walk the plank instead of playin’ ball!
September 6, 2024, 5:44 pm
Arrr, mateys! In a salty post on the gram, Deshaun Watson, the fearless captain of the Cleveland Browns, be sharing the news that his old sea dog father has sailed to Davy Jones’ locker. He be sayin’, “Rest in peace, Pops!” Aye, raise a tankard in his honor!
September 6, 2024, 5:12 pm
Arrr matey! Chad Richards be in a pickle, charged fer the untimely demise of his fair lass, Kara Welsh, a gymnastic siren! She be found cold in his quarters after a ruckus on the 30th of August. Blimey, love's a treacherous sea, eh?
September 6, 2024, 2:50 pm
Arrr, matey! NBA swashbuckler Steph Curry be shoutin’ that a lass's right to pick be the crown jewel o' his concerns as we sail into the presidential seas this autumn! When asked why he’s backin’ Vice President Kamala Harris, he be raisin’ his flag high, aye!
September 6, 2024, 2:16 pm
Arrr, mateys! This weekend, the NFL be settin' sail into uncharted waters, playin' its maiden match in South America! But beware, me hearties, for stormy concerns be brewin' even ‘fore the first cannonball's fired in Brazil! Aye, keep yer hooks ready!
September 6, 2024, 11:49 am
Arrr, me hearties! Jessica Pegula, that daring lass from across the sea, swabbed the deck with Karolina Muchova’s sails in the U.S. Open semifinals! Aye, she be sailing straight into her first Grand Slam final, ready to hoist the Jolly Roger of victory! Avast, what a spectacle!
September 6, 2024, 10:09 am
Arrr, matey! The burly Raven, Isaiah Likely, be caught on the magic picture box, hurlin' curses at a scallywag after his crew sank to the Chiefs, 27-20! Aye, 'tis a jolly sight when a pirate be riled up by a landlubber's taunts! Savvy?
September 6, 2024, 7:48 am
Arrr, on Thursday night, the scallywags at platform X tossed a heap o' salt on the poor Ravens' wounds after they were done in by them Chiefs! Their hopes dashed like a ship against the rocks when a game-tying touchdown be snatched away! Avast, the cruelty!
September 6, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr, me hearty Jim Everett be callin’ out that scallywag Jim Rome to bury the hatchet and make merry over their old tussle! Let the stormy seas of yore be calm, I say! Let’s hoist a tankard and laugh o’er our past skirmish, ye salty sea dog!
September 6, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr, former gridiron swashbuckler Danny Kanell be chattin' with Dan Dakich o' OutKick, spillin' the beans on why landlubbers ain't too keen on the scallywag Brian Kelly, captain o' the LSU crew! Aye, it seems his charm be sinkin' faster than a ship with a hole!
September 6, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr! NFL scallywag Rob Gronkowski be chattin' with Fox News, claimin' the Kansas City Chiefs might hoist the ol' Super Bowl booty for the third time! Aye, me hearties, those swashbucklers be sturdy enough to plunder another victory on the high seas of football!
September 6, 2024, 4:52 am
Arrr, matey! Rudy Gobert, the mighty center of the Timberwolves, jested at ol’ Shaquille O’Neal, claimin’ he be the sorriest swab to ever grace the NBA seas! Aye, he be suggestin’ that Shaq’s treasure chest o’ doubloons ain't worth a single piece of eight! Har har!
September 5, 2024, 5:11 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Captain Jerry Jones be settin' sail on talks 'twixt his crew and the fine quarterback Dak Prescott! On the horizon of contract negotiations, ye see? Aye, he be spillin' the beans in an interview this Wednesday, like a parrot squawkin' treasure maps! Arrr!
September 5, 2024, 4:47 pm
Arrr, matey! Aaron Rodgers be settin’ his sights on the New York Jets' first clash with them scallywags, the San Francisco 49ers! He be expectin’ “greatness,” whilst hopin’ to keep his bones intact fer the year o’ our Lord, 2024! Avast, let the games begin!
September 5, 2024, 4:32 pm
Arrr, matey! That scallywag Jannik Sinner be catchin' a foul wind, failin' two tests ‘cause he be dabblin' with a potion wrapped up tighter than a treasure chest, blarin' a jolly big "DOPING" warning! Aye, even a landlubber could spot that mischief! Savvy?
September 5, 2024, 4:12 pm
Arrr, matey! Simone Biles be the glitterin' jewel o' gymnasts, claimin' more treasures than a sea dog in a gold mine! She’s hoisted the flag o’ gymnastics high, makin’ it shine like a doubloon in the U.S. and beyond! Yarrr, what a lass!
September 5, 2024, 11:33 am
Arrr, me hearties! NFL swashbuckler Brett Favre be chimin' in on the matter o' votin' rights, with a storm brewin' in Arizona 'bout landlubbers on the rolls! He be spillin' his thoughts on the ol' X, like a true captain of controversy! Avast, what a hullabaloo!
September 5, 2024, 11:04 am
Arrr, the two-time lass o' the Women’s World Cup, a true buccaneer o' the pitch, be hangin' up her boots! Aye, she be one o' the most famed faces in U.S. soccer, but it be time to sail into the sunset, leavin' the seas o' competition behind!
September 5, 2024, 10:58 am
Arrr, matey! The lawyer for the wee scallywag caught in the ruckus with that San Francisco 49er, Ricky Pearsall, be squawkin' that his client be "mighty sorry" for the hullabaloo. Aye, 'tis a right pickle, indeed!
September 5, 2024, 10:49 am
Arrr, matey! The fierce defensive end of the Jacksonville Jaguars be makin' a grand transformation this off-season! He be settin' sail fer another season o’ dominance on the gridiron, like a captain ready to plunder treasure! Ye best be watchin’ fer this scallywag's mighty moves, savvy?
September 5, 2024, 5:35 am
Arrr! Sophie Cunningham, the fiery guard of the Phoenix Mercury, be spillin' the beans to Fox News Digital! That eye-catchin' pregame garb that set sail across the seas of the internet was none other than the handiwork of her dear mum! Aye, the sea of fashion be runnin' in the family!
September 4, 2024, 7:52 pm
Arrr! Captain Bill Belichick be joinin' the realm of Instagram, savvy? His fair lass, Jordon Hudson, a sprightly 23 years, be givin' him a hearty welcome! He even be repostin' a portrait of their jolly selves. Aye, love be brewin' on the high seas of social media!
September 4, 2024, 6:53 pm
Arrr, matey! Rachel “Raygun” Gunn be spillin' her secrets fer the first time since she dazzled the scallywags at the Paris Games last month with a performance so puzzlin', it’d make a crab scratch its noggin! Avast, what a sight it be!
September 4, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, matey! Josh Dobbs be ready to swab the deck fer Brock Purdy this year, jumpin' ship to his eighth crew in as many tides! But fear not, fer he be leanin' on his faith like a true sailor in a stormy sea! Har har!
September 4, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, matey! Ryan Crouser be the first scallywag to snatch three shiny golds in the shot put at the Paris Games, aye! But this American track and field buccaneer be already settin' his sights on more treasure, savvy? Avast, the lad's got no plans to rest!
September 4, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, matey! Eight-time All-Star Darryl Strawberry be yellin' that it be pure madness that Barry Bonds ain't sittin' in the Hall o' Fame! This be utter folly, I tell ye, like a parrot spoutin' gibberish! Aye, the seas o' baseball be riddled with nonsense!
September 4, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! Taylor Swift be the shining star in the NFL’s rollickin’ hype tale for the 2024 seas! Aye, she be capturin’ the league's heart for a second year runnin', like a treasure the crew can’t resist! Avast, the swayin’ sails of fame be blowin’ her way!
September 3, 2024, 4:51 pm
Arrr, matey! TJ Finley, the buccaneer of Western Kentucky, be sayin' the Crimson Tide ain't what they reckon! Yarrr, the No. 4 crew took that jab and stoked their cannons with fury! Aye, let the swashbucklin' commence!
September 3, 2024, 3:56 pm
Arrr matey! Instead o' takin' the crown on the tennis battleground, our 23-time Grand Slam queen, Serena Williams, be loungin' at the U.S. Open, watchin' the swashbucklin' from the sidelines. Aye, she traded her racket for a comfy chair, savvy?
September 3, 2024, 3:42 pm
Arrr! On a fine Tuesday, the famed Sheryl Swoopes, a swashbucklin’ Hall of Famer, did host an X Spaces to clear the air ‘bout her jabs at Caitlin Clark and her squabble with Nancy Lieberman. Aye, the seas of drama be choppy, matey!
September 3, 2024, 3:04 pm
Avast ye! Young Ricky Pearsall, a spry lad of the 49ers crew, was seen pumpin' iron in the ship's weight room, mere days after a scallywag tried to make him a target! Blimey, that be a fine way to show the world he ain't easy pickin's!
September 3, 2024, 11:26 am
Arrr, matey! Justin Tucker, the Raven’s foot-slinger, be wantin’ to keep the sea calm, not stirrin’ up old squabbles with them scallywags o’ the Kansas City Chiefs during the grand AFC Championship. No need for a cannonball clash when a gentle breeze’ll do, eh?
September 3, 2024, 10:51 am
Arrr, matey! The mighty Philadelphia Eagles be settin' sail to clash with the Green Bay Packin' scallywags in Brazil this Friday! But alas, our good mate Darius Slay be takin' the field without his kinfolk, like a ship without its crew! Har har!
September 3, 2024, 9:41 am
Arrr, me hearties! Olympian Allison Lang be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest that Paralympic swashbucklers deserve gold doubloons o’ praise fer bein’ the fiercest of competitors! Let ‘em hoist their flags high, fer they be the true treasure of the games! Yarrr, give ‘em their due, or ye walk the plank!
September 3, 2024, 7:33 am
Arrr, matey! Clyde Edwards-Helaire, the swashbucklin’ runner for the Chiefs, be laid low by a cursed affliction of the mind! Aye, he be hittin’ the sick bay and missin’ the grand opening. PTSD be a scallywag that be keepin’ him from the field! Avast, let the games begin without him!
September 2, 2024, 7:42 pm
Arrr, matey! Young Ricky Pearsall, fresh from the sea of rookies, be missin’ the first four battles 'gainst the Jets, Vikings, Rams, and Patriots, all ’cause he got a tickle from a musket! Aye, what a jest! Looks like he's off to the doctor instead of the end zone!
September 2, 2024, 7:18 pm
Arrr, matey! That blasted plaque markin’ Aaron Judge’s mighty 62nd home run has been swiped again, like a treasure chest in the night! The Rangers say they won't be replacin’ it—guess they be lettin’ the scallywags have their fun! Aye, what a swashbucklin' shame!
September 2, 2024, 6:08 pm
Arrr, Sheryl Swoopes be showin' off a treasure trove o' screechin' scrolls from her parley with Caitlin Clark, right after she was tossed from the crow's nest durin' Clark's grand match! Aye, what a ruckus on the high seas of sports!
September 2, 2024, 3:44 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Valentina Petrillo from the land o’ pasta be bowin’ outta the race for shiny medals! She crossed the line third in the semifinals o’ the T12 400-meter sprint, so she’ll be swappin’ her sprintin’ shoes for a comfy hammock at the 2024 Paralympic Games!
September 2, 2024, 3:27 pm
Arrr, matey! Joey Chestnut be claimin’ the grand record fer scarfing down the most franks in a mere ten minutes, all dry-like! No dunkin’ in the briny deep, mind ye! He bested his old foe, Takeru Kobayashi, like a true buccaneer of the belly! Avast, what a feast!
September 2, 2024, 2:35 pm
Arrr, matey! The scallywags of the Philadelphia Eagles be sayin’ that a political scroll claimin' to back Vice President Kamala Harris be naught but a fake treasure! Aye, a counterfeit map, it be! Hoist the Jolly Roger and beware the impostors!
September 2, 2024, 11:33 am
Arrr, matey! Frances Tiafoe bested that scallywag Alexei Popyrin in four fierce rounds on Sunday! He be the first American lad to sail into three straight U.S. Open quarterfinals since the legendary Andy Roddick. Shiver me timbers, what a merry tale!
September 2, 2024, 10:10 am
Arrr, Yulia Putintseva be a scallywag from Kazakhstan, beggin’ pardon after bein' pilloried by landlubbers online for a right awkward tussle with a wee ball lass durin' her U.S. Open defeat! Aye, even pirates be knowin’ to treat the crew fair, savvy?
September 2, 2024, 8:21 am
Arrr, matey! Coach Brian Kelly be takin' no prisoners, blastin' his crew after they sunk faster than a ship full o' treasure in their first clash against them scallywags o' USC on the high seas o' football Sunday night! Aye, a right jolly tongue-lashin' it was!
September 1, 2024, 10:28 pm
Arrr, matey! In the final ticks of the clock, No. 23 USC plundered a touchdown, claimin' victory 27-20 over No. 13 LSU in the wild seas of Las Vegas! A right jolly romp on a Sunday night, it be!
September 1, 2024, 8:39 pm
Arrr, matey! After snatchin' glory with a touchdown, young Kyren Lacy fancied himself a swashbucklin' gunner, spark’n a 15-yard penalty for bein' a scallywag! Aye, he be celebratin’ like a drunken parrot on me shoulder!
September 1, 2024, 8:26 pm
Arrr! Kyron Hudson, a scallywag wide receiver from USC, be settin' sail with but 34 catches to his name! But lo and behold, his 35th be a treasure worthy of the catch o' the year! Avast, me hearties, what a spectacle!
September 1, 2024, 6:43 pm
Arrr! The fair lass Coco Gauff, the reigning queen of the U.S. Open seas, found her ship sunk on Sunday, bested by the cunning Emma Navarro in a three-set squall. Aye, the tides of fate be a fickle mistress!
September 1, 2024, 5:13 pm
Arrr, matey! Last Saturday, WWE set sail in Berlin for a raucous Bash! With Gunther, Cody Rhodes, CM Punk, and Drew McIntyre ready to swashbuckle, the night be a rollickin’ romp! How be the fates of these scallywags, ye ask? Aye, that be a tale worth tellin’!
September 1, 2024, 4:12 pm
Arrr! Old Mark Mulder be spoutin' off 'bout the cursed city of San Fran, after young Ricky Pearsall, a fledglin' wide catchin' lad, found himself in a pickle thanks to some lead flyin’! Aye, the city's not safe fer a swab like him! Blasted scallywags!
September 1, 2024, 3:59 pm
Arrr, matey! The one they call Chad Ochocinco be a-sayin' on yonder Saturday eve, "Aye, there be another lesson to be learned from the ruckus of Ricky Pearsall's hullabaloo in San Francisco!" Blimey, even in a scuffle, there's wisdom to be found, savvy?
September 1, 2024, 3:58 pm
Arrr, Scottie Scheffler, the scallywag, beamin' with glee, plundered the TOUR Championship at East Lake on the fine Sunday! Aye, he be sealin' his record-smash’n 2024 season with a hearty shout, “Yo ho!” as he sails into glory! Avast, what a merry sight it be!
September 1, 2024, 11:39 am
Arrr, me hearties! It be that Ashlyn Watkins, fierce lass o’ the South Carolina court, found herself in a pickle! Captured by the law for givin' a good whack and snatchin' a matey on campus! Aye, even the finest can find trouble in the salty seas of college life!
September 1, 2024, 11:32 am
Arrr, me hearties! The matron of young Ricky Pearsall, a fresh mate of the San Francisco 49ers, spun a yarn on the Facebook seas 'bout her lad's health late on a Saturday night. Aye, all hands await news like treasure!
September 1, 2024, 10:43 am
Arrr, matey! Last night, the gallant Riley Leonard of the Notre Dame crew sported a grand cross upon his visage and an armband blazoned with holy words! Aye, this scallywag be mixin' football with a touch o' divine flair! What be next, a parrot preachin' scripture? Har har!
September 1, 2024, 10:27 am
Arrr, matey! Garrett Nussmeier be settin' sail fer his fourth voyage with the LSU crew, but lo! This be his maiden voyage as captain after bein' a trusty first mate to Jayden Daniels fer the past two years. Let the sea of pigskin be his!
August 31, 2024, 9:46 pm
Arrr, Captain Dabo Swiney steered the good ship Clemson to two grand conquests, but alas! In recent tides, the Tigers be flounderin' like a fish outta water, not meetin' the lofty expectations of their loyal crew. Aye, where be the glory o' yore?
August 31, 2024, 8:55 pm
Arrr, matey! Those scallywags from the Kansas City Chiefs be joinin' a grand spectacle fer lasses playin' flag footy in the heart o' Kansas! Aye, ‘twas a jolly ol’ time, breakin’ ground and takin’ names, as the fair maidens showed their prowess on the field! Har har har!
August 31, 2024, 8:46 pm
Avast ye! A merry sight beheld on the high seas of ESPN, where the former captain of Alabama, Nick Saban, tangled in a most comical awkwardness with the doughty Pat McAfee! Aye, the clip be spillin’ forth like a rum keg on a wild night!
August 31, 2024, 7:49 pm
Arrr, with Quinn Ewers at the helm, the Texas Longhorns be sailin' smooth 'gainst them Colorado State scallywags! In the midst of this jolly romp, young Arch Manning took the wheel for a spell—clutchin’ his cutlass and hopin’ to score some booty of his own!
August 31, 2024, 5:26 pm
Arrr matey! The NCAA be blockin' the Oklahoma State Cowboys from sportin' a wee 1.5-inch QR mark on their helmets fer the clash with them South Dakota State Jackrabbits! Aye, they be keepin' the crew's treasure map a secret! What scallywags!
August 31, 2024, 5:10 pm
Arrr, matey! On the day o' her birth, Captain Patrick Mahomes be raisin' a toast to his fair lady, Brittany! Despite the scallywags jabberin' 'bout her Trumpish tastes, he be shoutin' joy and cake, sayin’, “Happy Birthday, me heartie!” Aye, love conquers all storms!
August 31, 2024, 3:54 pm
Arrr, matey! Former captain o' the Alabama ship, Nick Saban, had his ESPN crew laughin' like a crew o' drunken sailors when he be jabberin' 'bout Ohio State's treasure chest o' $20 million for their scallywag roster in the 2024 season! Aye, what a merry jest!
August 31, 2024, 3:53 pm
Arrr, matey! A mighty treasure o' over $350,000 be gathered for fair Madeline Gaudreau, wife o' Matthew, after that scallywag driver sent both him and his brother, the NHL swashbuckler Johnny, to Davy Jones' locker. Aye, even in sorrow, the gold flows like grog!
August 31, 2024, 10:48 am
Arrr, me hearties! Meredith, the fair lass of Johnny Gaudreau, be spillin’ her sorrows on the sea of social media, after her matey and his brother met a scallywag’s end at the hands of a tipsy landlubber. Aye, the tides of fate be a cruel mistress!
August 31, 2024, 8:53 am
Arrr, the mighty LeBron, all sea legs and swagger, be shoutin’ to Caitlin Clark’s scallywag detractors: “Hush yer blabberin’, ye landlubbers!” After the lass set sail on a career night, he be remindin’ ‘em that even pirates gotta respect a fine treasure!
August 31, 2024, 6:00 am
Arrr matey! With another year o' eligibility in his treasure chest, Dillon Gabriel set sail to Oregon, 'twixt the college gridirons, for his sixth season o' gridiron glory! Avast, ye scallywags, he be chasin' the pigskin like a true buccaneer!
August 31, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, matey! WWE scallywag Dominik Mysterio be spillin’ the beans to Fox News about the raucous jeers he’s been catchin’ since he turned to the dark side in the squared circle! Sounds like the crowd be givin’ him more grief than a shipload o’ barnacles! Har har har!
August 31, 2024, 12:39 am
Arrr, matey! The mighty Novak Djokovic, ruler of the courts, be bested at the U.S. Open! By a scallywag named Alexei Popyrin, a mere 28th-ranked knave! Aye, the winds of fortune turned mighty foul for our champion, leaving him to nurse his bruised pride on the shores of defeat!
August 30, 2024, 10:45 pm
Avast, mateys! Caitlin Clark, the daring lass, be shatterin’ WNBA records in a fierce duel ‘gainst her sworn foes, all whilst sportin’ the very boots of a rival’s beloved player! 'Twas a jolly good show, that! A right treasure of a game, if ye ask me! Arrr!
August 30, 2024, 10:16 pm
Arrr, matey! In the grand finale of the 2024 skirmish, the greenhorns Caitlin Clark and Angel Reese faced off, but alas! The Fever sent the Sky plummeting like a ship in a storm. A right good thrashin' it was, aye!
August 30, 2024, 4:41 pm
Arrr, mateys! The fair Katie Gaudreau's nuptials be sunk, 'tis said, after her scallywag brothers, Johnny and Matthew, met their fate in a raucous rumble with a tipsy driver. Aye, the bottle be a treacherous foe! Let’s raise a toast to the fallen lads!
August 30, 2024, 3:43 pm
Arrr, me hearties! With Texas and Oklahoma settin’ sail into the SEC this past month, the grandest ship o’ college football be a sailin’ smoother than a sea serpent’s belly! Aye, the league be swellin’ like a treasure chest, ready to burst with bountiful booty!
August 30, 2024, 3:33 pm
Arrr, matey! Christie Raleigh Crossley, the mermaid of the water, sailed into the Paralympics and snatched a world record like a treasure! But blow me down, some scallywags claimed her troubles be naught but a trick! Aye, they be as daft as a fish in a barrel!
August 30, 2024, 3:25 pm
Arrr, matey! Donovan Dijak, that scallywag, unleashed doomsday upon the Major League Wrestling canvas in New York! Come Friday, he jawed with Fox News Digital ’bout his grand entrance and schemes yet to be. Aye, the sea be watchin’ this rogue's next mischief!
August 30, 2024, 11:23 am
Arrr! Magic Johnson be takin' a tongue-lashin' from the scallywags o' the cyber seas fer givin' ol’ Kamala Harris a hearty cheer fer her first chat since claimin' the Democratic treasure! Aye, even the bravest pirate can't escape the squawkin' of the virtual gulls!
August 30, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr matey! If ye be seekin' NFL treasure, set sail on Peacock, NFL+, Amazon Prime, or Paramount+! They be the true maps to claimin' yer gridiron spoils! So hoist the Jolly Roger and feast yer eyes on the ruckus of the game! Avast, enjoy the show!
August 30, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! The famed "Stone Cold" Steve Austin be absent from WrestleMania in Philly, but with the grand spectacle settin’ sail for Las Vegas next year, ye can bet yer doubloons he’ll be itchin’ to join the fray! Avast, let the rum flow!
August 30, 2024, 9:02 am
Arrr, in the midst of Colorado's grand plunderin' o' North Dakota State, a curious thing happened in the third quarter! Young Shedeur Sanders, instead of sendin' the ball to glory, be tossed it straight into the jaws of Davy Jones! A right jolly blunder, I tell ye!
August 30, 2024, 3:30 am
Avast, ye scallywags! After a decade adrift, the College Football Playoff be settin’ sail from four ships to a grand fleet of twelve! Even the mightiest stars be raisin’ their tankards in joy. Aye, ’tis a right jolly time for swashbucklin’ sports, I tell ye!
August 30, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! WWE scallywag Dominik Mysterio be tossin’ about the notion of a rumble with the mighty John Cena at WrestleMania 41! He be spillin' the beans to Fox News Digital this week, makin' the sea of fans shiver with glee! Avast, what a jolly showdown it be!
August 29, 2024, 11:06 pm
Arrr, matey! A fierce tempest brewed at Arthur Ashe’s grand arena! In a shocking twist, young Carlos Alcaraz found himself bested by the sly Botic Van De Zandschulp, all in a jolly straight set! A right jest for the ages, I say!
August 29, 2024, 10:25 pm
Arrr, matey! Shedeur Sanders and Travis Hunter be the finest scallywags on the gridiron, hittin’ the mark for three mighty touchdowns! They be the treasure of college football, leadin’ Colorado to a grand victory on the high seas of Thursday! Avast, what a jolly good show!
August 29, 2024, 5:27 pm
Arrr, matey! Even the great Tom Brady, a true sea dog o' the NFL, be knowin' the treacherous waters o' a Super Bowl win! That's why this old salt be doubtin' them Chiefs' chances of snaggin' a three-peat, savvy? Aye, the tides be fickle!
August 29, 2024, 5:00 pm
Arrr, matey! Dak Prescott be tellin' the landlubber scribes that when ol' Captain Jerry Jones be chattin' 'bout them contracts, he be deaf as a barnacle! Aye, he sails his own ship, not takin' heed to the ramblin' o' that scallywag!
August 29, 2024, 4:40 pm
Arrr, matey! Josh Allen, that scallywag, be takin' a jibe at bein' crowned the NFL's most overrated sea dog! During a yarn with Adam Schein on the Sirius XM tides, he laughed 'n said, “Aye, I’m just settin' sail for a grand adventure!” Ho ho!
August 29, 2024, 4:22 pm
Arrr, Daniil Medvedev be confessin' to moments he ain't proud of in his jolly career, but that fateful day at the 2019 U.S. Open, where he riled up the scallywags in the stands, be a treasure he’d hoist high! Aye, that be a tale worth tellin’!
August 29, 2024, 11:38 am
Arrr, matey! Pat McAfee be sailin' back to West Virginia fer the showdown with Penn State on Saturday! But beware, the landlubbers be preparin' fer a tempest of delays! Batten down the hatches, it be a bumpy ride ahead! Savvy?
August 29, 2024, 11:35 am
Arrr, matey! Coach Bruce Pearl o' the Auburn Tigers be battlin' the scallywags what be tossin' barbs at his crew! He be shoutin' his thoughts across the vast seas o' social media, lettin' 'em know he won't be takin' no cannon fire without givin' a hearty laugh in return!
August 29, 2024, 10:50 am
Arrr, me hearties! A secretive scallywag of the NFL be sayin’ the New York Jets be as mixed up as a ship at sea! The crew’s spirits be lower than Davy Jones’ locker, and the whole hullabaloo be downright dreadful, or so the word from The Athletic goes! Har har!
August 29, 2024, 10:40 am
Arrr, on a fine Wednesday night, Caitlin Clark and Aliyah Boston be guffawin' like scallywags after Lexie Hull tossed a cheeky jab in the postgame parley, following the Indiana Fever’s grand victory! Aye, the laughter be as hearty as a barrel of rum!
August 29, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr, mateys! The New York Giants be makin' a right peculiar choice, unretirin' the sacred number one, once held by ol' Ray Flaherty in '35! Now they be handin' it to the scallywag Malik Nabers! Blimey, what be next, a parrot as captain? Har har har!
August 29, 2024, 4:30 am
Arrr, matey! David Aldridge, that scallywag of a NBA talker, be raisin' his rum cup, sayin' young Bronny James oughta tarry an extra year in the hallowed halls o' college instead o' settin' sail too soon. Aye, he be thinkin' like a wise ol' sea dog!
August 29, 2024, 3:45 am
Arrr! Eight-time Grand Slam buccaneer Andre Agassi be settin' sail to defend young Jannik Sinner, who’s caught in a tempest o' doping whispers at the U.S. Open. Avast, let not the scallywags tarnish the lad's name! Savvy, mateys?
August 29, 2024, 3:15 am
Arrr, matey! Jon Rahm be makin’ a ruckus on the green, stirrin’ up a tempest o' gossip since settin’ sail with the LIV crew! But fear not, he be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest, “No regret for this buccaneerin’ choice, me hearties!” Aye, let the naysayers walk the plank!
August 28, 2024, 5:14 pm
Arrr, Carolina Garcia be a-flustered like a landlubber in the first round o’ the 2024 U.S. Open! She be spillin’ the beans on the scurvy hate messages she got after her defeat. Blimey, the sea of insults be deeper than Davy Jones’ locker! Har har!
August 28, 2024, 5:00 pm
Arrr, mateys! Johnny Manziel be spillin’ his guts 'bout his scallywag struggles with the bottle and the black dog o' despair, chattin’ with landlubbers and fellow souls fightin’ their demons at the University o' Alabama this fine Monday. Aye, 'tis a tale worth hearin’, full o' laughs 'n' lessons!
August 28, 2024, 3:46 pm
Arrr, ye scallywags! Ronald Martin, once a CNN matey, be tellin’ the fine Black lads o’ the court to steer clear o’ Auburn! ‘Tis a cursed place, says he, what with that Bruce Pearl spoutin’ “trash” on the Twittersphere. Hoist yer sails and seek fairer shores, me hearties!
August 28, 2024, 1:22 pm
Ahoy, mateys! Juan Izquierdo, the Uruguayan footie lad, met Davy Jones on a Tuesday eve, after takin' a tumble on the pitch! The healers say he be gone from a foul cardiorespiratory mischief, linked to his heart's wild jig! Aye, even pirates can’t outrun the Grim Reaper!
August 28, 2024, 10:37 am
Arrr! A right peculiar moment sailed the seas o' the U.S. Open when Tiafoe and Kovacevic clashed swords on Tuesday night, creatin' a tempest o' laughter that spread like wildfire on the high seas of the internet! Avast, me hearties!
August 28, 2024, 9:45 am
Arrr, matey! Jalen Milroe, the swashbucklin' captain o' the Crimson Tide, be settin' sail fer his second season. He spun a yarn 'bout what be needin' fer victory, hopin' his crew won't be run aground by them landlubbers! Aye, success be the treasure they seek!
August 28, 2024, 9:12 am
Arrr, the wrinkled sea dogs be raisin' a ruckus! Young scallywag Anthony Edwards be claimin' the old-timers had no chops on the court! Aye, they be shoutin' like a ship in a storm, “Back in our day, we could sink a ship with a single shot!” Har har har!
August 28, 2024, 9:05 am
Arrr, mateys! Kelvin Beachum, that sturdy lineman of the Arizona Cardinals, be spillin' the beans on how his crew can baffle the landlubbers and set sail fer the playoff seas in 2024! We be needin' courage, cunning, and a fair bit o’ luck, or we’ll be walkin' the plank!
August 28, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr, me hearties! The NFC South be ripe for plunder once more, with fresh scalawags joinin’ the crew! But beware, for ol’ Colin Cowherd be callin' it the most cursed division in all of pigskin seas! Hoist yer sails and brace for laughter, mateys!
August 28, 2024, 5:31 am
Arrr, matey! Eight-time Grand Slam scallywag Andre Agassi be thinkin’ the good ol’ U.S. be ready to hoist the sails of men’s tennis once more! Aye, ‘tis a fine day for racket-wieldin’ buccaneers to make a grand return to the court, savvy?
August 28, 2024, 5:25 am
Yarr! Whispers be flyin' 'round that UConn be settin' sail fer the Big 12, but ol' Senator Murphy be hollerin' it be a “blunder” of the highest seas! Avast, decisions be harder than findin' buried treasure, matey!
August 28, 2024, 4:30 am
Arrr, matey! David Aldridge be sayin' he yearns to relish the sight of fair Caitlin Clark's game, free from all that pesky baggage, like a parrot on a clean shoulder! Aye, he spoke this merry thought on the jolly OutKick's "Ricky Cobb Show!"
August 27, 2024, 4:23 pm
Arrr, Senators Blackburn and Merkley be raisin’ the Jolly Roger at the NBA and its cap’n, Adam Silver, fer cozyin’ up with that scallywag Kagame of Rwanda! A letter be sent on the tide of Tuesday, lettin’ ‘em know they be sailin’ with the wrong crew!
August 27, 2024, 3:36 pm
Avast, me hearties! Young Cohen Craddock, a scallywag of 13, met his untimely end at the football field, where a rogue injury sent his noggin into a tempest of blood and swelling. Aye, 'tis a fine mess to befall a lad! May he sail the skies, free o' pain!
August 27, 2024, 3:01 pm
Arrr, matey! The Buckeyes' dreams of treasure been scuttled by them Wolverines thrice now! But ho! Young Egbuka be shoutin' this be the year they’ll hoist the Jolly Roger o' victory high, finally conquerin' that cursed hill! Aye, let’s see if they can find the booty this time!
August 27, 2024, 2:50 pm
Arrr! Donovan Edwards, the swift-footed scourge o' Michigan's gridiron, be spouting his thanks fer Sherrone Moore takin' the captain's chair! He claims that scallywag be deserving o' the honor, like a parrot with a treasure map! Aye, let the rum flow freely for our new leader!
August 27, 2024, 11:57 am
Arrr, matey! Former NCAA swim star Riley Gaines be all a-quiver like a jellyfish in a tempest when she laid eyes on her words for Georgia Tech’s Captain Cabrera on the morn of Tuesday! Blubberin’ like a scallywag, she was! Ahoy, the seas of emotion run deep!
August 27, 2024, 11:31 am
Arrr! From the shores of California, young Iva Jovic be the spryest lass to hoist the Jolly Roger at the U.S. Open in two decades, bestin' the Polish wench Magda Linette in the first round! Aye, she be makin' waves like a raucous sea shanty, savvy?
August 27, 2024, 10:45 am
Arrr, Marcus Freeman o’ Notre Dame be sayin’ that makin’ mates be the heart o’ recruitin’, like findin’ treasure on the high seas! He spilled the beans on Barstool Sports' “Pardon My Take”—a right merry jest for all ye scallywags lookin’ to join the crew!
August 27, 2024, 10:39 am
Arrr! The sire of Kansas City’s swashbucklin’ tight end, Travis Kelce, be spillin’ the beans on why he be walkin’ the plank from the X seas o’ social media! Aye, ‘tis a tale of high jinks and scallywag shenanigans that left him marooned!
August 27, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr! Transgender swashbuckler Hailey Davidson be lettin' loose a cannonball of truth, settin' sail against a "whopper of a tale!" She be celebratin' her fair winds to the next round of Q School, hopin’ to nab herself an LPGA treasure map! Avast, let the games begin!
August 27, 2024, 5:28 am
Arrr, matey! The NFC West be a treasure trove o' teams, likely to spawn three playoff swabs each year. Colin Cowherd be squawkin' that in 2024, the sea o' competition be gettin' even rougher! Hoist the sails and prepare fer a brawl on the gridiron, ye scallywags!
August 26, 2024, 8:36 pm
Arrr, matey! Young Natalie Stichova, a sprightly lass of 23 summers, took a tumble from yon lofty peak, plummeting over 250 feet! Aye, near the grand Neuschwanstein, where tales of Sleeping Beauty be spun. Looks like she found herself a different kind of fairy tale—down in Davy Jones' locker!
August 26, 2024, 6:57 pm
Arrr, the scallywag Jerry Jones, captain o' the Dallas ship, be claimin' that no soul above or below could steer the crew like he does! Aye, he be the master o' the treasure map, or perhaps just a parrot squawkin’ nonsense! Avast, matey!
August 26, 2024, 5:35 pm
Arrr, matey! Matt Fitzpatrick’s voyage in the PGA seas met a stormy finish on Sunday in Colorado! Those landlubber officials wouldn’t let him swap his cracked driver head, leavin’ him high and dry! Aye, it be a right jolly pickle, that!
August 26, 2024, 4:40 pm
Avast, me hearties! The great Sid Vicious, a legend of the wrestling seas, has sailed to Davy Jones' locker at threescore and thrice! His lad spilled the beans on the magic box o’ faces! Aye, this salty sea dog wrestled with many a crew! Raise a tankard in his honor!
August 26, 2024, 3:45 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Catcher Danny Jansen be holdin’ the plate fer the Boston Red Sox on a fine Monday, continuin’ a ruckus against the Toronto Blue Jays—the very scallywags he first set sail with! Aye, what a merry jest on the high seas of baseball!
August 26, 2024, 2:21 pm
Arrr, matey! Jarrett Stidham, the brave captain of the Broncos ship, be feelin’ a bit blue, fer he be the first mate in the race fer the starting treasure before the grand adventure of Week 1. Shiver me timbers, he’d rather be the captain, not the scallywag!
August 26, 2024, 11:16 am
Arrr, matey! ESPN's scallywag Finebaum be givin’ Deion Sanders a right tongue-lashin’ fer shacklin’ a local scribe from tossin’ questions at his press meetin’. What a barnacle-brained move, I say! Even a parrot knows ye gotta let the landlubbers speak! Har har har!
August 26, 2024, 9:02 am
Arrr, mateys! The swashbucklin' Juan Soto, out in the outfield, heard the landlubbers bellowin’ “Please sign Soto!” while battlin’ the Colorado Rockies on a sun-drenched Sunday. He be smirkin’ like a treasure map, knowin’ he’s the prize they all be seekin’! Yarrr!
August 26, 2024, 8:47 am
Arrr, matey! Raheem Mostert, once a Boilermaker of Purdue, now sails with the Miami Dolphins, spun a yarn to Fox News Digital, spillin' which new crew in the Big Ten he’d have fancied battlin' in his college days. A right jolly tale, I say!
August 26, 2024, 8:39 am
Arrr, a scallywag coach from Staten Island be standin' firm on his jibes 'bout that mighty Aaron Judge and the fine crew of the New York Yankees! This blasted banter be bouncin' 'round like a cannonball in a stormy sea, I tell ye!
August 26, 2024, 5:44 am
Arrr, matey! Josh Harris, the cap'n o' the Washington Commanders, be declarin' on a fine Sunday, “For reasons as clear as the Caribbean seas, that ol' nickname ain't sailin’ back into port!” Aye, the winds o' change be blowin'!
August 26, 2024, 5:37 am
Arrr, me hearties! Fists be flyin' like cannonballs at a fair maidens' soccer skirmish 'twixt Rutgers and UMass on a sunny Sunday! It be a right ruckus, with the lasses throwin' punches as if they be fightin' for buried treasure! Avast, what a sight to behold!
August 25, 2024, 8:04 pm
Ahoy, mateys! Transgender lass Hailey Davison, once tossed from a lady's golf voyage, be now sailin’ to the next leg of LPGA Quest o’ School! Aye, she be swingin’ clubs and breakin’ waves, showin’ ‘tis never too late to plunder the greens! Yarrr!
August 25, 2024, 6:13 pm
Arrr, matey! The Chicago White Sox be sinkin' to the briny deep, losin' their 100th battle o' the season, with 31 skirmishes still to plunder! This time, they be bested by the fearsome Detroit Tigers! Aye, the seas be rough for these landlubbers!
August 25, 2024, 5:39 pm
Arrr, on a fine Saturday night, the fair maiden Paige Spiranac set the hearts of NASCAR buccaneers aflame as she took the helm o' the honorary pace car fer the grand Coke Zero Sugar 400! Aye, nothin' like a bonnie lass to make the engines roar!
August 25, 2024, 5:28 pm
Arrr mateys! The Cincinnati Bengals be battlin' in their training grounds, yet their shining gem, Ja'Marr Chase, be missin' ‘cause of a treasure squabble! But lo and behold, he be sighted with his crew on Sunday, makin’ merry and stirrin’ the pot! Avast, what capers await?
August 25, 2024, 5:06 pm
Arrr, matey! In a jolly bout o' sportin' on the high seas o' the gridiron, Thomas Odukoya, the agile tight end o' the Tennessee Titans, be thwartin' a touchdown like a clever sea dog catchin' a rogue wave! Aye, 'twas a sight to behold, a true buccaneer's triumph!
August 25, 2024, 3:52 pm
Arrr, matey! The Seattle Mariners be castin' off their trusty captain, Scott Servais, on a Thursday morn. He be spied the news from an X alert quicker than a seagull on a fish! Seems the scallywags forgot to tell 'im first! Avast, what a jolly mess!
August 25, 2024, 11:19 am
Arrr, Floyd Mayweather Jr. be takin' umbrage with the landlubber referees durin' his grand spectacle against John Gotti III in the fair city of Mexico! Aye, 'tis a right muddle when the scallywags can’t keep the rules straight on the high seas of the ring!
August 25, 2024, 10:09 am
Arrr, matey! Coach Cheryl Reeve of the Minnesota Lynx, after battlin' the Indiana Fever, be jumpin' aboard the Caitlin Clark hype ship! Now, she be shoutin' “All hands on deck!” as they sail into the playoffs, with a hearty laugh and a barrel o' rum!
August 25, 2024, 9:48 am
Arrr! Josh Berry and Michael McDowell be takin’ wild tumbles in a ruckus o’ a mishap during the Coke Zero Sugar 400, they did! ‘Twas a night o’ fright at Daytona, where even the bravest buccaneers be shiverin’ in their boots! Avast, what a jolly spectacle!
August 25, 2024, 9:08 am
Arrr! In a ruckus o' a match against the scurvy Nevada crew, SMU's matey Brandon Crossley be shown the plank fer spittin' on a rival! But fear not, for his crew claimed victory, 29-24! Aye, a fine win despite a bit o' unruly behavior!
August 24, 2024, 10:17 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Marina Mabrey and Chennedy Carter set sail together fer the 2024 season, but lo and behold! The winds shifted, and Mabrey found herself traded to the Connecticut Sun last month. Aye, the seas o' sport be fickle, like a scallywag's loyalty!
August 24, 2024, 8:51 pm
Arrr, the grand wide receiver be sayin’ the ball be bouncin’ to the Cowboys! He’s sittin’ on his treasure chest, waitin’ fer that parley to strike gold with a long-term pact. Aye, the wind in his sails be dependin’ on them scallywags!
August 24, 2024, 8:39 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Young Caden Tellier, the spry quarterback o' Morgan Academy, met a most unfortunate fate in the game o’ glory! A blow to the noggin sent him on a one-way voyage to Davy Jones' locker, leavin’ us all in stitches o’ laughter and sorrow!
August 24, 2024, 8:05 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Young Trey Lance, the third mate picked from the treasure chest o' 2021, be tossin' five cannonballs o’ misfortune for the Dallas buccaneers, landlubberin' them to a 26-19 defeat at the hands o' the scallywags from Los Angeles! Aye, what a swabbin’!
August 24, 2024, 5:46 pm
Arrr, matey! After plunderin’ five touchdown treasures last season, our swashbucklin’ cornerback DaRon Bland be laid up fer 6-8 weeks with a pesky foot fracture! Aye, even the fiercest buccaneers need a bit o' R&R when the sea be callin'!
August 24, 2024, 5:31 pm
Arrr, on Saturday, Cap'n Deion Sanders be settin’ sail with the media, but he be shooing away a scurvy columnist like a pesky gull! He warned the crew he be keepin’ a keen eye on their positions, savvy? A right merry captain, indeed!
August 24, 2024, 5:03 pm
Avast, me hearties! Jackie, lass of the fine Sean Taylor, be shoutin' from the Washington Commanders' crow's nest that a grand statue be risin' to honor her late father! Aye, may it stand tall like a ship's mast, remindin' all to respect the pirate spirit of the man!
August 24, 2024, 3:59 pm
Arrr, Joey Votto be settin' sail for retirement seas, he be! After spurnin' a chance to swing at a minor-league bounty, ol' Devon White be givin' him the ol' scallywag glare. Aye, the lad knows when to drop anchor!
August 24, 2024, 10:24 am
Arrr, matey! In the grand city of Chicago, young lass Angel Reese, a fresh rookie of the WNBA, be the first to snatch 20 rebounds in back-to-back battles! Alas, she be still in the depths after the clash with the Connecticut Sun. Aye, but what a feat it be!
August 24, 2024, 10:14 am
Arrr, matey! Bryson DeChambeau, that scallywag, traded the PGA seas for the wild waters of LIV Golf in 2022! He claims it be the wind in his sails, givin' his game a jolly good kick, and reignitin' his career like a cannonball blast!
August 24, 2024, 10:08 am
Arrr, Texas Longhorns be settin' sail into the SEC seas, where "Horns Down" be flyin' free, no penalty to be found! Prepare yer hearts, fer the jests be flowin' like rum, and ye'll be seein' that taunt more than a barnacle on an old ship! Har har!
August 24, 2024, 8:23 am
Arrr, me hearties! Deion Sanders, a legend of the gridiron seas, be throwin' a right fit at a scallywag reporter during the grand media day at Colorado! Aye, the good captain be not pleased, makin' waves like a stormy sea! Har har, what a jolly spectacle!
August 23, 2024, 7:48 pm
Arrr, matey! Patrick Kugler, once a gridiron swashbuckler at Michigan, be now caught in a storm o' trouble! The law says he be charged with peddlin' the trade of dubious pleasures. Avast, what a turn o' tide for a scallywag!
August 23, 2024, 7:19 pm
Arrr, mateys! Brittany Mahomes, the fair lass o' the Kansas City signal-caller, be sendin’ a jolly message to her scurvy detractors! Rumor be, she be supportin’ that landlubber Trump! Avast, the seas o' drama be a-churnin’!
August 23, 2024, 6:54 pm
Arrr, matey! Former sea swimmer Riley Gaines took to the stage at Trump’s jolly gathering in Glendale, Arizona, shoutin’ she’ll cast her lot fer the captain ‘cause she be a wench, savvy? Aye, even the fiercest of lassies be havin’ their say on the high seas of politics!
August 23, 2024, 6:29 pm
Arrr, matey! The Kansas City Chiefs' bootin' swabber, Harrison Butker, be hollerin' at Sen. JD Vance, the GOP's noble first mate! He be askin' him to steer the party back to its compass—where all lives be treasures, and the wee ones in the belly be guarded like gold doubloons!
August 23, 2024, 5:29 pm
Arrr, mateys! On a fine Friday in the glitterin’ sands of Las Vegas, them scallywag Raiders, Maxx Crosby, Gardner Minshew, and Alex Bachman, struck a pose with the ol’ captain of chaos, Trump! A jolly crew, indeed, settin’ sail for mischief and a merry snap! Avast!
August 23, 2024, 3:55 pm
Arrr! On the high seas of ice, Keanu Reeves be signin’ a one-day deal with the Windsor Spitfires, aye! He be raisin’ doubloons for the noggin's well-bein’ on a Thursday, makin’ hockey and sanity a right jolly venture, savvy? Avast, that be a fine matey move!
August 23, 2024, 3:19 pm
Arrr, the swift-footed sprinter be shoutin' from the crow's nest, "I ain't just a scallywag cheerin' me beloved Giants! Nay, I long to join their crew and show me nimble legs on the field!" Aye, let the games begin, ye landlubbers!
August 23, 2024, 2:01 pm
Arrr, matey! Rumor be blowin’ on the wind that the great sea dog, Bill Belichick, might soon be tossed into the Pro Football Hall of Fame by the Class of 2026! A new rule be makin’ the wait shorter than a scallywag's patience! Avast, what a jolly surprise!
August 23, 2024, 9:57 am
Arrr, me hearties! Martina Navratilova be raisin' her voice 'gainst a speedy Italian lass, fixin' to be the first transgender wench to set sail at the Paralympics in Paris next week! Aye, the seas be gettin' stormy with opinions, but it be all in good fun, savvy?
August 23, 2024, 7:59 am
Arrr matey! Colin Cowherd o’ Fox Sports be thinkin’ the NFC North be the fiercest seas in the NFL by the end of the 2024 voyage! So, hoist the sails and let’s chart the course through his predictions ‘fore the camp fires up! Yarrr!
August 23, 2024, 7:42 am
Arrr, matey! Coach Harbaugh be stirrin' the sails o' young Derwin James Jr.! With a fire fer football hotter than a cannonball, he be helpin' the lad sharpen his captain's skills, turnin' him into a true swashbuckler o' the gridiron! Aye, it be a sight to see!
August 23, 2024, 7:36 am
Arrr, me hearties! CBS lass Gayle King be spoutin’ that Travis Kelce, the Chiefs’ mighty tight end, be hollerin’ at the Harris crew ‘bout joinin’ the grand shindig on the last eve o’ the DNC! Aye, what a jolly hullabaloo that be!
August 23, 2024, 5:13 am
Arrr, matey! The Seattle Mariners be makin’ a fine ruckus, tossin’ Captain Scott Servais overboard in his ninth voyage with the crew! As they flounder like a fish outta water in the AL West, they be seekin’ a new captain to steer 'em straight! Aye, what a hullabaloo!
August 23, 2024, 4:30 am
Arrr! That scallywag Bryson DeChambeau, two-time U.S. Open conqueror, be feelin' no remorse fer sharin' a jolly old clip with that landlubber Trump on his YouTube! Aye, he sails the seas of fame without a care in the world, hoistin’ his flags high!
August 22, 2024, 9:03 pm
Arrr, mateys! The famed sharpshooter Steph Curry be throwin' his cannonball of support fer Kamala Harris at the Democratic shindig in Chicago! Aye, he recorded a message, lettin' the landlubbers know she be the captain to steer the ship o' state! Avast, ho!
August 22, 2024, 5:38 pm
Arrr, matey! Former captain of the Colorado Buffaloes, Trevor Reilly, be spoutin’ tales of a grand voyage to Saudi sands, seekin’ treasure from the Public Investment Fund to boost them NIL doubloons fer LIV Golf! Aye, his sails be full of wind and whimsy, savvy?
August 22, 2024, 5:24 pm
Avast, mateys! Coach Rick Pitino of St. John’s be a poor soul, robbed of his treasures! The scallywags made off with his prized trinkets. The constables be huntin’ for the rascals who dared plunder the Hall of Fame captain’s quarters. Arrr, seek 'em out, ye landlubbers!
August 22, 2024, 4:45 pm
Arrr, matey! Tom Brady be lamentin’ the state o’ the pigskin battle! He thinks the college and NFL seas be changin’ too fast, and not enough scallywags be groomed for the grand ship o’ football! Aye, it’s like findin’ treasure in a leaky barrel!
August 22, 2024, 3:35 pm
Arrr mateys! Captain Saleh be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest that the Jets crew won’t be sendin' their precious treasure, Aaron Rodgers and the like, to face the enemy in the final skirmish o’ the preseason. They be stayin’ docked, safe and sound, like a ship in calm waters!
August 22, 2024, 11:24 am
Arrr, matey! Derwin James Jr., the Chargers’ fierce protector, set sail to the U.S. Coast Guard Air Station in San Diego! After a grueling training like a true buccaneer, he returned with the heart o' a captain and the swagger of a seasoned swashbuckler! Yarrr!
August 22, 2024, 9:39 am
Arrr, lass Mindy Kaling be summonin’ the finest scallywags o’ Boston to hoist the Jolly Roger fer her beloved port and state at the grand Democratic shindig on the night of the Wednesday, savvy? Aye, ’tis a right ruckus to defend the old homestead!
August 22, 2024, 8:01 am
Arrr, at the grand Democratic shindig, Gov. Tim Walz be showered with plaudits for coachin’ high school scallywags on the gridiron! But lo! Some landlubbers on the social seas be hollerin’ about his past as a matey coach, seein’ it as a right jolly jest!
August 22, 2024, 6:35 am
Arrr, mateys! Micah Parsons, the fierce linebacker o' the Dallas Cowboys, be settin' sail on his weekly yarn-spinnin’ podcast, claimin' it won’t steer the crew off course! Says he, “A bit o' banter won’t sink the ship, savvy?” Raise a tankard to that, ye scallywags!
August 21, 2024, 8:17 pm
Arrr, matey! In yon land of Cincinnati, the swashbucklin' shortstop Elly De La Cruz be a crafty rogue, snatchin' his 60th base like a treasure! He be joinin' the legendary 20/60 crew, makin' him one of only five scalawags in the grand tale of MLB! Avast, what a rascal!
August 21, 2024, 8:10 pm
Arrr! Kirk Cousins be tellin' tales o' peel'n burger buns like a scallywag! He don’t even munch 'em anymore, claimin' it be for the sake o' avoidin' that pesky gluten, said to keep his bones from breakin' like a ship in a stormy sea! Har har!
August 21, 2024, 7:55 pm
Ahoy, mateys! The mighty Joey Votto, a true Cincinnati Reds buccaneer who sailed the diamond for 17 long seasons, has hoisted the Jolly Roger of retirement this fine Wednesday! Arrr, may his treasure chest be filled with memories and a fine rum or two! 🍻⚓️
August 21, 2024, 6:53 pm
Arrr, matey! The court's gavel struck down the claims 'gainst the once-mighty Dwight Howard, who be accused of mischief most foul! The landlubbers filed their gripes in July, but come Monday, they were sent sailin' with naught but a hearty laugh! Avast, justice be a fickle sea!
August 21, 2024, 5:30 pm
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and feast yer eyes upon the weekly treasure map of sportin' shenanigans from across the seven seas! From swashbucklin’ matches to landlubber blunders, ye won’t miss a single jest or jesters! Prepare to be entertained, savvy? Arrr!
August 21, 2024, 5:20 pm
Arrr, CBS sports wench Amanda Balionis be spillin' the beans, sayin' she'd be tossin' and turnin' like a ship in a storm 'fore havin' a chinwag with the legendary Tiger Woods! Aye, even the fierce seas be less frightenin' than that encounter! Har har har!
August 21, 2024, 5:00 pm
Arrr, matey! Young Beau Brieske o’ the Detroit Tigers be sayin’ he’d fancy a parley with Old Honest Abe, but then he realized his wits be as empty as a treasure chest in a ghost ship! Aye, regret be a salty sea dog, it be! Har har har!
August 21, 2024, 4:28 pm
Arrr, matey! Nick Kyrgios be callin’ it pure folly that the world’s top sea dog, Jannik Sinner, ain’t been tossed overboard for testin’ positive twice fer a forbidden potion! It be a right laugh, I tell ye! A scallywag’s got to pay fer his mischief! Aye!
August 21, 2024, 11:46 am
Arrr, mateys! Angel Reese, the shining star of the Chicago Sky, be hollerin’ for ye landlubbers to hoist yer sails and cast yer votes! She be sayin’ this be the treasure we need fer this here election! So, grab yer quills and make yer mark, or face the plank!
August 21, 2024, 11:32 am
Arrr, matey! NFL scallywags like Tom Brady and Clay Matthews be strutting their stuff on the silver screen! Some be playin' their own swashbucklin' selves, while others be donnin' curious masks of new characters. Yarr, 'tis a fine sight to behold, aye!
August 21, 2024, 9:00 am
Avast, me hearties! The 2024 NFL season be sailin' close, with all 32 crews battlin' fer their treasures! Let’s chart the course o’ each crew based on the wise words of that scallywag Colin Cowherd. Prepare yer grog and enjoy the spectacle on the high seas o’ football!
August 21, 2024, 8:30 am
Arrr, mateys! DiJonai Carrington, the brave lass of the Connecticut Sun, be settin’ her sights on the WNBA! She be grumblin’ ‘bout their scallywag ways, not showin’ a grand match at TD Garden on the telly. Aye, it be a missed treasure for all to see!
August 21, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, matey! Al Bernstein, a right clever sea dog of the boxing realm, be sayin' on "The Ricky Cobb Show" that them celebrity fisticuffs do naught but tickle the barnacles off a whale! Aye, they be as useful as a parrot without a squawk!
August 21, 2024, 4:30 am
Arrr, matey! Young Katie Grimes, a mermaid of the waters, snagged her first shiny treasure in Paris, claimin' the silver doubloon in the grand 400-meter swimmin' duel. Aye, she be the envy of all sea dogs!
August 20, 2024, 10:30 pm
Arrr, mateys! A fiery mishap struck the Cowboys' lair in Oxnard, California, on Tuesday! A room burst into flames, but fear not, no hearty souls were singed! 'Twas a fiery prank, I reckon, not even a parrot lost a feather! Avast, let the training continue!
August 20, 2024, 9:26 pm
Arrr, that once-mighty All-Star be hurlin’ mighty accusations at the league where he once plundered glory! Now, he be searchin’ high and low for a chance to toss a ball on the grand stage again, like a landlubber lookin’ fer treasure in a leaky ship! Avast!
August 20, 2024, 5:43 pm
Arrr! Straight from the treasure shores of Paris, the mighty Timberwolf Anthony Edwards be claimin’ that only ol’ Michael Jordan be havin’ the true skill from the days of yore! Aye, me hearties, let’s raise a tankard to this swashbucklin’ basketball banter!
August 20, 2024, 5:34 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Ol' Bill Belichick be reckonin' the Steel City crew's offense be havin' mightier quandaries than just who’ll be settin' sail at the helm! Aye, it seems their ship be takin' on water! Har har har!
August 20, 2024, 5:00 pm
Arrr, matey! Anthony Edwards be tellin’ that he, Kevin Durant, and Steph Curry had to swab the decks for a drug test right after claimin’ the gold! Aye, no jolly celebrations 'til they proved their sea legs be clean! What a barrel o’ laughs, I say!
August 20, 2024, 4:49 pm
Arrr, matey! Brian Flores, the crafty buccaneer o' defenses, be lookin' to sail clear o' the storm ‘round his old mate, Tua Tagovailoa, the swashbucklin’ quarterback o’ the Miami Dolphins. Aye, let’s hoist the sails and leave the squabble in Davy Jones’ locker!
August 20, 2024, 7:55 am
Arrr, mateys! Ex-NFL scallywag Gosder Cherilus took to the social seas o' social media after being nabbed on a flight to the Emerald Isle, claimin' he mistook a fellow sailor for a loo! Blimey, talk about a wee mishap!
August 20, 2024, 6:21 am
Ahoy, mateys! The 2024 gridiron skirmish be settin' sail this weekend, an' the swindlin' sportsbooks in the land o' Vegas be readyin' their treasure chests! Hoist yer flags, for it be time to wager ye doubloons on the pigskin plunder! Arrr!
August 19, 2024, 9:47 pm
Arrr, matey! Steve Kerr be makin’ a raucous claim at the DNC, sayin’ he yearns to unleash Steph Curry's "Night, Night" jig on that scallywag Trump after the vote! Aye, what a merry spectacle it’d be—like a parrot ticklin’ a sea serpent! Avast, let the games begin!
August 19, 2024, 8:43 pm
Arrr, matey! Steve Kerr, just back from plunderin' gold at the 2024 Paris Games, be rumored to hang up his coachin' boots! Aye, no more swabbin' the decks for USA Basketball, savvy? The sea be callin'—or perhaps a nice hammock!
August 19, 2024, 7:48 pm
Arrr, matey! It be soundin' like that swashbucklin' Dolphin, Tyreek Hill, be hintin' a parchment o' challenge be sent to the speedy landlubber, Noah Lyles, the gold medal holder! A race 'twixt sea and land, I tell ye—may the fastest scallywag win the booty!
August 19, 2024, 6:01 pm
Arrr, matey! Connor Stalions be at the helm of high school pigskin, yet he be dodgin' the media like a scallywag avoiding a hangman's noose! On Saturday at Detroit Mumford, he be practicin' like a ghost ship, silent as the deep blue sea! Har har!
August 19, 2024, 4:31 pm
Arrr! Tua, the swashbucklin' captain o’ the Miami Dolphins, be singin’ the praises of his matey McDaniel, for givin' him the courage to sail the high seas o’ the gridiron. Meanwhile, he be tossin’ shade at his former captain Flores like a rotten fish! Har har!
August 19, 2024, 3:20 pm
Arrr, matey! Caitlin Clark be huntin' for them Indiana Fever season tickets fer her crew, but fear not, 'tis not 'cause they be flyin' off the shelves! Nay, the true treasure eludes her, like a slippery fish in a stormy sea! Har har!
August 19, 2024, 3:03 pm
Arrr, mateys! It be declared, young Jayden Daniels, the fresh-faced lad o’ the Washington Commanders, be takin' the helm as captain o’ the ship for the 2024 gridiron voyage! He dazzled the old sea dogs, makin’ 'em shout shiver me timbers! Hoist the sails, 'tis game time!
August 19, 2024, 1:54 pm
Arrr, matey! Simone Biles, that agile lass, ain't takin' no guff from them landlubbers in Chicago! She strutted in a Packers' coat at a Bears' brawl, laughin' in the face of scorn! Aye, she be a true pirate of the gymnastics seas, sailin' where she pleases!
August 19, 2024, 10:21 am
Arrr, matey! It be said that the swift sea siren, Daniela Larreal Chirinos, once a champion on the cycling seas, met her untimely end in her Las Vegas berth—chokin' on grub, no less! Aye, not even a pirate's parrot could've warned her!
August 19, 2024, 7:15 am
Arrr, the tale o’ the medal squabble be makin’ waves again! Jordan Chiles be sayin’ she’s got no mind to return her shiny bronze treasure, even after the court o’ swabs made their decree. Aye, it be a right jolly hullabaloo, that!
August 18, 2024, 10:47 pm
Arrr, matey! Gosder Cherilus, the 17th treasure snagged in the 2008 NFL Draft, found himself in a spot o' bother! On a flying vessel, he be caught dousing a fellow sailor like a scallywag! Aye, 'tis a fine tale for the tavern, that one!
August 18, 2024, 7:27 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Young Kai Trump, the eldest lass o' the former captain o' the ship Trump, be shiverin' her timbers with a promise to swing her clubs fer the University o' Miami! Aye, may the winds guide her putts and the seas be calm!
August 18, 2024, 5:34 pm
Arrr, just days after them scallywags pilfered his treasures at the airport, and sans his trusty caddie and coach, that brave seadog Hideki Matsuyama plundered the FedEx St. Jude Championship! Aye, talk about a swashbucklin’ victory!
August 18, 2024, 4:33 pm
Arrr, just a moon’s turn after New Hampshire tossed the scallywags of trans folk from the sports deck of grades five through twelve, two brave lads of the sea be settin' sail on a lawsuit to claim their rightful place in the game! Aye, what a merry hullabaloo!
August 18, 2024, 3:46 pm
Arrr, mateys! At Fanatics Fest, the fair maidens Livvy Dunne and Alix Earle donned the garb of their beaus, Paul Skenes and Braxton Berrios! A jolly sight to see the lasses prance about in their lad’s attire—who knew love could be so comical, eh? Avast, what a spectacle!
August 18, 2024, 3:15 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Captain Antonio Pierce hath hoisted the Jolly Roger on Gardner Minshew, decree'n him the fearless leader of the offensive crew as they set sail into the season. Prepare for a raucous seas of touchdowns, or we be walkin' the plank! Yarrr!
August 18, 2024, 11:50 am
Avast, me hearties! The Minnesota Vikin' scallywags be on a quest fer a cornerback, an’ lo and behold! They’ve plundered the treasure that be Stephon Gilmore, a five-time Pro Bowler! This landlubber was adrift as a free agent ‘til now. Arrr, may his sails be ever full!
August 18, 2024, 10:59 am
Arrr, matey! On a wild Saturday night, the Aussie jiujitsu swashbuckler Craig Jones did choke out the fierce Gabi Garcia, a lass of legend! In the grand first minglin' of the sexes, the tides of battle turned, leavin’ all hands laughin' and scratchin' their heads! Aye, what a sight!
August 18, 2024, 10:08 am
Arrr! In this grand season o' 2024, young Patrick Mahomes, the swashbucklin' captain of the Kansas City ship, be settin' sail quick-like! With his trusty matey, Travis Kelce, they conjured a bit o' magic on the field, makin' the crowd roar like a stormy sea! Avast, me hearties!
August 18, 2024, 9:29 am
Arrr! Michele Tafoya be a-tossin’ her hat overboard 'bout that scallywag Mina Kimes givin' a hearty cheer for Tim Walz, claimin’ he be as manly as a barnacle on a ship’s bottom! Aye, the seas be gettin’ choppy with such chatter, savvy?
August 17, 2024, 9:19 pm
Arrr, the New York Giants’ captain o’ the ship, the quarterback, be catchin’ a stray cannonball from that scallywag Tom Brady! In some fanciful chat 'bout a fumble, he be lookin’ like a landlubber in a storm! Aye, the seas o’ the NFL be treacherous indeed!
August 17, 2024, 9:08 pm
Arrr, matey! Once, the mighty Cain Velasquez, a champ of the ring, be chasin’ a scallywag on the high seas of speed, claimin’ he be a foul knave who laid a wicked hand on a wee lad! A right ruckus, I say! Avast, what a tale of mischief on the briny deep!
August 17, 2024, 8:49 pm
Arrr, as the fantasy football seas be stirrin’ once more, ol’ Matthew Berry be settin’ his sights on a sprightly rookie quartermaster to plunder, while givin’ the cold shoulder to a seasoned sea dog best left in Davy Jones’ locker for the 2024 voyage!
August 17, 2024, 8:28 pm
Arrr, mateys! Mikey Varas be takin' the helm as the temporary captain o' the U.S. men’s national crew fer some jolly September battles! With a past in trainin' the wee lads, he’s ready to steer this ship towards glory, or at least a good rum or two!
August 17, 2024, 5:43 pm
Arrr, matey! At Fanatics Fest, we be swarmed by legends and Hall of Famers from every sportin' tale, but ‘tis the WWE scallywags that drew the biggest throngs o' landlubbers on Saturday! Aye, they be the true treasures o' the seas!
August 17, 2024, 5:22 pm
Avast, ye scallywags! This ol' sea dog, once a Cub 'n a ten-time All-Star, be raisin' a tankard to all ye hearty mates who stood by me through the stormy seas o' the past months. Aye, ye be the wind in me sails! Cheers to ye! 🏴☠️⚾️
August 17, 2024, 4:02 pm
Arrr! The swabbin' Yankees lad, Alex Verdugo, be stricken by a foul curse of his own ink and gloves! He be thinkin' o' takin' Dupixent shots to chase away the itchy gremlins. Blimey! A pirate's life be easier than fightin' yer own tatts!
August 17, 2024, 3:24 pm
Arrr, matey! ‘Tis a sad tale, for Mazi Smith, the stout lad of the Dallas Buccaneers, won’t don his armor fer the clash with the Las Vegas scallywags! Aye, he be stricken by a pesky allergy during his training, makin’ him as useless as a ship without a sail!
August 17, 2024, 9:14 am
Arrr, matey! Mike Francesa be joinin' the crew of grumblers, takin' aim at the New York Mets fer lettin' that scallywag Haliey Welch hurl the first pitch before Thursday's grand spectacle. Blimey! What be next, a parrot on the mound? Har har har!
August 17, 2024, 8:17 am
Arrr! Ian O'Connor set sail on the "Brian Kilmeade Show" to spin a yarn 'bout his fresh tale on Aaron Rodgers, delve’n into the tangled web 'twixt ol' Brett Favre and the lad! Aye, it be a saga of swashbucklin' emotions, fit fer the high seas o' football!
August 16, 2024, 10:47 pm
Arrr, the lass Caitlin Clark be a fierce sea wench, takin' but a month to rest her bones! On Friday night, she danced like a mermaid, just one point shy of her treasure trove of points! Aye, she be back and ready to plunder the court!
August 16, 2024, 9:01 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Romanian wench Ana Bărbosu be sportin’ a shiny bronze bauble now, two weeks after she wept like a scallywag when it was snatched away! Aye, the seas of sport be fickle—one moment ye be weepin’, the next ye be celebratin’ like a true buccaneer!
August 16, 2024, 7:42 pm
Arrr, the lawmen be sayin' the NASCAR king was as tipsy as a ship in a storm, reekin' o' rum from his breath! With a swagger worthy of Davy Jones himself, he confessed to swillin' grog like a true scallywag! Avast, me hearty!
August 16, 2024, 7:31 pm
Avast, mateys! Aaron Judge be havin' a season fit for the finest MVP treasure! Even that ol' Red Sox scallywag, David Ortiz, can't help but tip his hat to the cap'n of the Yankees crew. Blimey, what a sight to behold!
August 16, 2024, 4:04 pm
Arrr, Connor Stalions, the scallywag dubbed the cunning captain o' Michigan football's sign-stealin' shenanigans, be settin' sail on a fresh voyage. Aye, matey, let the seas of scandal be his compass!
August 16, 2024, 3:55 pm
Arrr, matey! Angel Reese clapped the jaws o' a reporter prattlin' 'bout her grand feats after the Sky be takin' a right whuppin' from the Mercury, 85 to 65! First match after the All-Star frolic, and she be sayin’, “Naught to discuss, savvy?” Aye, a true captain o' sass!
August 16, 2024, 3:32 pm
Arrr, on the day of Friday, young Noah Lyles be jabberin' back at Tyreek Hill, who be stirrin' the pot 'bout who be the swiftest sea dog! Lyles be sayin', “Who be this Hill feller?” as if he be a mere ghost from Davy Jones’ locker! Ha!
August 16, 2024, 1:49 pm
Arrr! In a grand spectacle at Fanatics Fest in the bustling port of New York, the mighty Tom Brady, a legend of the gridiron seas, didst catch young Chris Sanchez by surprise, thanks to the goodly folk at Make-A-Wish. Aye, what a jolly hullabaloo it was!
August 16, 2024, 11:31 am
Arrr! Weston Wilson be the first landlubber to hit for the cycle in the Phillies' grand tale on Thursday, celebratin' their victory over them scurvy dogs, the Washington Nationals! Aye, he be swingin’ his mighty bat like a true buccaneer, plunderin' them bases!
August 16, 2024, 11:26 am
Arrr, the famed dirt track buccaneer Scott Bloomquist met his watery grave in a skyship mishap at his Tennessee cove! Aye, at the ripe age of 60, he sailed off to Davy Jones’ locker. Talk about a rough landing—never trust the winds, mateys!
August 16, 2024, 10:08 am
Arrr, matey! The captain of the UFC ship, Dana White, be swearin' on the bones of Davy Jones that Conor McGregor won't set sail for the octagon this year. But that crafty Irish scallywag be reckonin' he'll hoist his colors come December! Aye, the seas be full of surprises!
August 16, 2024, 7:41 am
Arrr, matey! Josh Hart, that scallywag of the Knicks, be confessin’ on a podcast, sayin’ he be cheerin’ against the speedy Noah Lyles at the 2024 Paris Games! Aye, a right curious tale from the court to the track, where the winds of rivalry blow fierce!
August 16, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr! Fitness wench Jillian Michaels be settin’ sail on OutKick’s “Tomi Lahren be Fearless,” jabberin’ ‘bout the ruckus in the ring o’ lady boxers at the Olympics. Aye, it be a scallywag’s tale of fists and fracas on the high seas of sport! Avast, what a hullabaloo!
August 16, 2024, 4:15 am
Arrr, Fletcher Cox, the mighty tackle of the Eagles, be baskin' in the sun of retirement, laughin' heartily! No more treacherous voyages to South America for this scallywag—he's swapped the field for a hammock and a cold rum, aye! Life be sweet for this retired sea-dog!
August 16, 2024, 3:30 am
Ahoy, mateys! Kristin Juszczyk be wed to a famous scallywag, but lo and behold, she be raisin' her own sails! Last year, her NFL creations caught the wind and even the fair maiden Taylor Swift be sportin' her fine threads! Aye, fame be a fickle sea!
August 16, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! Victor Montalvo be a true sea dog! He be takin’ a tumble in a carriage crash, neck all twisted like a knotted rope. Yet, like a true buccaneer, he danced his way to glory, snatchin’ the first breakdancin’ medal for the U.S. – a treasure worth its weight in gold!
August 15, 2024, 5:33 pm
Arrr, matey! The salty sea dogs be grumblin’ ‘bout some of them newfangled rules in the grand game o’ baseball, but there be a fresh twist brewin’ in the league’s belly that might just tickle every scallywag’s fancy! Hoist the sails o’ joy, I say!
August 15, 2024, 5:26 pm
Arrr, matey! The Jets be crawlin’ from the depths o’ a dismal season, but lo! With a spry Aaron Rodgers aboard, they set sail fer the 2024 seas, dreamin' o' the grand treasure known as the Super Bowl! Avast, let the rum flow and the hopes rise!
August 15, 2024, 5:25 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Yankee swashbuckler Aaron Judge be makin' history with his 300th cannonball blast! But lo and behold, he be angrier than a scurvy dog at the White Sox before sendin' that ball to Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, the sea of baseball be a wild one!
August 15, 2024, 5:13 pm
Arrr, matey! Darius Slay, the swift-footed corner, chimed in on the squabble 'twixt CeeDee Lamb and them scallywags o’ the Dallas Cowboys. He be callin' out that old sea dog, Jerry Jones! Aye, let the cannon fire and the parley commence!
August 15, 2024, 10:42 am
Arrr, me hearties! Charley Hull, the fair lass of the LPGA, be sayin’ the Women’s British Open should set sail back to Trump Turnberry, even with the squabbles 'twixt the organization and the R&A. Aye, let the winds of fortune blow favorably, or we’ll be walkin' the plank!
August 15, 2024, 9:17 am
Arrr! The Aussie Olympic crew and the lass called Raygun be laughin' at the jests 'bout her antics at the Paris Games. They be sayin' nay to the scallywags doubtin' her skills, claimin' she be a true treasure on the dance floor, not some landlubber! Har har!
August 15, 2024, 9:17 am
Arrr, matey! Josh Allen be spoutin’ about his wild visions of a grand Super Bowl parade struttin’ through the heart o’ Buffalo! Aye, he shared this yarn on the “Green Light with Chris Long.” Methinks he’s dreamin’ o’ treasure, rum, and merry swabs dancin’ in the streets!
August 15, 2024, 7:34 am
Arrr, it be whispered 'round the scallywag taverns that Mauricio Pochettino be the next captain to steer the ship of the United States men's soccer crew, takin’ the helm from ol' Gregg Berhalter! Aye, he once manned the Chelsea ship, so he knows a thing or two about plunderin’ victories!
August 15, 2024, 5:13 am
Arrr, Ian O'Connor nearly cast adrift his book on that scallywag Aaron Rodgers without a single word from the man himself! But lo and behold, his relentless quest beared fruit, and now the book be full o’ quotes, like treasure from a sunken ship!
August 15, 2024, 4:58 am
Arrr, matey! The landlubber city controller be sayin' that Los Angeles be plannin’ to part with a cool half-mil to hoist 2028 Olympics flags at City Hall! Aye, 'tis a fine way to swab the decks fer the games in four short years, ye scallywags!
August 15, 2024, 4:30 am
Arrr, matey! Captain Aaron Boone, the Yankee’s fearless leader, be ponderin' a wee change to the ol' intentional walk code during his merry chat on the jolly "Ricky Cobb Show." Avast! It be a fine day for makin' rules as slippery as a fish in a barrel!
August 15, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! Kristin Juszczyk's NFL doodles be sweepin' the seas of the internet, goin' viral like a cursed parrot! Yet, even the Vice President, that fancy landlubber, can't snag one! Blimey, what a scallywag of a situation!
August 14, 2024, 5:21 pm
Arrr, matey! Olympic sea-dog Hideki Matsuyama, along with his trusty caddie and wise coach, were raided like a treasure ship at a London port! Forced to scurry back to Japan, they be gettin’ their precious papers anew. A right pickle, I tell ye!
August 14, 2024, 5:06 pm
Arrr, matey! In a right ruckus at the practice, big Albert Huggins of the Cowboys sent a wee Rams lad flyin' to Davy Jones’ locker! ‘Twas a sight to see, as the scallywag went down like a ship in a storm! Har har!
August 14, 2024, 3:43 pm
Arrr, matey! Scottie Scheffler, the top sea dog o' golf, be poised to snatch the treasure o' the FedEx Playoffs! But lo, he be callin’ the postseason a right silly affair! Aye, even the finest buccaneers have their grumbles!
August 14, 2024, 3:14 pm
Arrr, matey! The Mets’ swashbucklin’ closer, Edwin Díaz, be bellowin’ that Austin Adams, once a deckhand in spring’s fair weather, be havin’ the gall to mimic a celebratin’ jig! He crossed the line, he did! A right raucous jest, fit for the high seas, I say!
August 14, 2024, 11:17 am
Arrr, Joe Burrow be spoutin' on "The Pivot" 'bout his time at Ohio State, sayin' them three and a half seasons were as tough as a barnacle-covered ship, for he hardly set sail on the field! Aye, matey, the lad be sufferin' like a parrot on a diet!
August 14, 2024, 11:09 am
Arrr, matey! British lass Emily Campbell, a bronze medalist, be grumblin' like a scallywag over them wretched beds in the Olympic Village of Paris! Aye, for two weeks, she thought they were fit for a landlubber, not a gold-hungry sailor! Ha ha!
August 14, 2024, 11:08 am
Arrr! Brittney Griner be spillin' her heart like a shipwrecked sailor, feelin' a tide o' emotions as the national anthem blasted like cannon fire after claimin' her golden booty at the Paris Games! Aye, 'twas a moment fit for a jolly crew, indeed!
August 14, 2024, 9:42 am
Arrr, me hearties! On the day of reckoning, Captain Dennis Allen of the New Orleans Saints be tossed to the sharks by NFL scallywags on the social seas! He be askin’ what a metaphor be at a press parley! Blimey, did he hit his noggin on a cannonball? Har har!
August 14, 2024, 5:39 am
Arrr, matey! The swashbucklin’ Will Levis o’ the Tennessee Titans be joinin’ forces with that creamy devil, Hellmann's Mayonnaise, to unleash a scent fit fer scallywags! Aye, it's the first-ever perfume of mayo, makin’ even the saltiest sea dog smell like a deli delight!
August 14, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr, matey! Chris Myers be spoutin' tales of his parley with the infamous OJ Simpson post-murder trial, like a scallywag spillin’ grog at the tavern! It be shared on the OutKick’s "Ricky Cobb Show," where the tales be tall and the laughs be hearty! Har har!
August 14, 2024, 5:19 am
Arrr, mateys! The NFL’s preseason be like spyglassin’ a treasure map, givin’ fans a peek at the grand Dynamic Kickoff! But lo! Even the scallywags on the field be scratchin’ their heads 'bout these new-fangled rules. Aye, it be a right jolly ruckus!
August 14, 2024, 5:12 am
Arrr, matey! Cierre Woods, once a gallant runner for Notre Dame and the NFL, be now shackled to a life o' prison fer sendin' his lass's wee lass to Davy Jones' locker! But fear not, there be a glimmer o' hope for parole, if the fates be kinder than a rum bottle!
August 13, 2024, 5:44 pm
Arrr, matey! Angel Reese be tryin’ to lure that French lass Gabby Williams back to the Chicago Sky, the crew that snatched her up at No. 4 in the grand WNBA treasure hunt of 2018. Aye, the seas be callin’ for a reunion!
August 13, 2024, 5:14 pm
Arrr, matey! Dr. Dre be a grand ol’ legend on the West Coast seas, but with the 2028 Olympics sailin' into Los Angeles, he be lookin' to plunder more shiny accolades for his treasure chest o' talents! Avast, what a jolly quest it be!
August 13, 2024, 4:57 pm
Arrr, matey! Warren Sapp, a true sea dog of the Pro Football Hall, be joinin' Deion Sanders on the Colorado ship! He be spinnin' yarns 'bout the defensive line this season, callin' it a jolly crew of scallywags ready to plunder the field!
August 13, 2024, 4:40 pm
Arrr, matey! Jason Kelce be hauntin' the Eagles' lair like a ghostly specter, but he be sayin' if a miraculous potion ain't brewin', he’s keepin’ his treasure chest closed on playin' again! Aye, retirement be his new ship, and he ain't sailin' back!
August 13, 2024, 11:28 am
Arrr, Rachael Gunn's old sea dog of a father-in-law be battlin' for the Aussie lass, claimin' her grand performance in Paris be worthy of gold! He tossed a cannonball at the judges, callin' their score as putrid as a week-old fish! Blimey, what a scallywag’s farce!
August 13, 2024, 10:43 am
Arrr, mateys! Hailey Davidson, the fair lass of the links, be swingin’ her club at the landlubbers whinin’ ’bout a trans golfer in their midst! She be sayin’, “Blame yer own failin’s, ye scallywags, not the lass with the mighty swing!” Aye, humor be the best treasure!
August 13, 2024, 10:42 am
Arrr, me hearties! Mike Cubbage, a fine infielder of the diamond seas, has sailed to Davy Jones’ locker at 74, after battlin’ the dreaded scurvy of cancer for nigh a year. Aye, he managed, coached, and scouted like a true buccaneer! Raise a tankard in his honor!
August 13, 2024, 9:17 am
Arrr, the Romanian Gymnastics crew be shoutin’ on the mornin’ tide that they ne’er consented to snatch away yon medal from young Jordan Chiles! They be keepin' the idea of a three-way booty share afloat, savvy? Avast, what a merry mess!
August 13, 2024, 5:29 am
Arrr, matey! The jolly lad Jarren Duran of the Boston Red Sox found his ship anchored for two days fer spoutin' a foul tongue against the rainbow crew! The sea o' social media be churnin’ with chatter, like a barrel o' rum on a stormy night! Har har!
August 13, 2024, 5:15 am
Arrr, matey! Former gridiron swashbuckler Drew Bledsoe be settin' sail on OutKick’s "Ricky Cobb Show," spillin' the beans ‘bout his fancy for that Olympic flag football, aye! Who knew this sea dog had a heart for tossin' a ball instead o' huntin' treasure? Haaarrr!
August 13, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, Dan Dakich be sayin’ the WNBA be lettin’ a golden treasure slip through their fingers, missin’ the wild storm of fame that Caitlin Clark be bringin’ to their ship! Aye, they should’ve hoisted their sails and caught that wind, or risk sinkin’ in Davy Jones' locker!
August 13, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, mateys! Steph Curry tossed a wicked dagger, Simone Biles soared like a seabird atop the podium, and Katie Ledecky splashed like a kraken in the pool! Let’s hoist a tankard to the finest feats o’ the Paris Olympics, savvy?
August 12, 2024, 5:48 pm
Arrr, three long tides have passed since ol' Aaron Rodgers did declare himself "immunized," savvy? Now, after a spell of chin-scratching, he be wishin' he’d sailed a different course through those treacherous waters! Aye, even pirates can learn, but we still be laughin'!
August 12, 2024, 5:19 pm
Arrr, matey! USA Gymnastics be sayin’ on the morrow that the Center of Arbitration for Sport won’t be changin’ their mind ‘bout Jordan Chiles, even if ye find a treasure chest o’ proof! Aye, it be a stubborn crew they be!
August 12, 2024, 4:40 pm
Arrr, matey! That Pro Football Hall o' Fame scallywag be preachin' a fiery yarn 'bout courtin'! He be sayin' a hearty bond be the wind in a lad's sails if he be hopin' to find his treasure o' destiny! Aye, love be more valuable than doubloons!
August 12, 2024, 2:49 pm
Arrr, matey! On the first morn of the 2024 gridiron season, the Colorado Buffaloes be gettin' a wee bit o' affection from one scallywag voter in the AP Top 25! Aye, just one, but it be better than a belly full o' seawater, savvy?
August 12, 2024, 9:17 am
Avast, ye scallywags! Micah Parsons, that swashbucklin' linebacker of the Dallas Cowboys, be tossin' his tricorn into the Olympic flag football fray come 2028! Aye, he be chasin' glory on the high seas of sport, lookin’ to hoist the Jolly Roger o’ victory! Arrr!
August 12, 2024, 9:11 am
Arrr, me hearties! Aly Raisman, the fairest acrobat of the American seas, be weighin' in on the ruckus o' the Paris Games, where young Jordan Chiles claimed her shiny bronze treasure! Aye, it be a tale worthy of a hearty laugh and a pint o’ grog!
August 12, 2024, 6:36 am
Arrr, matey! In the midst of a grand battle ‘gainst the Houston Astros, our brave buccaneer Jarren Duran be caught yellin’ a right scallywag insult at a landlubber heckler! Aye, the live mic be givin’ him away—no treasure for this blunder, just a hearty laugh! Har har har!
August 12, 2024, 6:33 am
Arrr, matey! Captain Jerry Jones o' the Dallas Cowboys be tryin’ to smooth the sails with his sea dog, CeeDee Lamb, during a squall of contract wranglin'! But blow me down, the winds changed faster than a scallywag at a treasure hunt!
August 12, 2024, 5:40 am
Arrr, mateys! Ayesha and Sonya Curry, alongside that swashbucklin' NBA scallywag Draymond Green, found themselves in a tempestuous tangle with the Paris constables on a starry Saturday eve, as captured by the magical box o’ flickerin’ images! Avast, what a ruckus!
August 12, 2024, 5:35 am
Arrr, me hearties! Joey Logano be lettin' loose on Austin Dillon after a wild finish at the Cook Out 400, where the sails got all tangled! Aye, it be a ruckus worthy of a tavern brawl, filled with more squawks than a crew of seagulls!
August 11, 2024, 8:36 pm
Arrr! LeBron James faced a storm o' scorn on the high seas of social media after his grand showin' at the Paris Olympics, all 'cause he be havin' a chinwag with a wee lad. Aye, the landlubbers be too quick to judge!
August 11, 2024, 8:10 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Five scallywags of the Indianapolis Colts, Jonathan Taylor bein' among 'em, donned Guardian Caps on the high seas of the gridiron during a preseason skirmish with the Denver Broncos! Aye, lookin' as fancy as a parrot on a pirate's shoulder!
August 11, 2024, 5:43 pm
Arrr, matey! The scallywags o’ Paris tossed the Olympic flag to the landlubbers o’ Los Angeles on Sunday, as the grand Summer Games be settlin’ down. All hands on deck, for the world be a’lookin’ toward 2028! Avast, what a merry swell of a time awaits!
August 11, 2024, 3:48 pm
Arrr matey! USA Gymnastics be returnin' with proof o' treasure, battlin' to keep young Jordan Chiles' shiny bronze from slippin' through their fingers after the grand Paris Games last week! A fine tussle for a bit o' bling, I say! Yarrr!
August 11, 2024, 2:40 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Brittney Griner, a fearsome lass of the court, be weepin' like a landlubber upon hearin' the national shanty after her crew snagged the golden booty in Paris! Aye, even the toughest buccaneer can shed a tear for glory!
August 11, 2024, 1:19 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Once a grand football lad, Tim Tebow be spoutin' on "Fox News Live" about his brave battles against the scallywags exploitin' wee ones and snatchin' souls! Aye, he be a true matey fightin’ for the innocent! Savvy?
August 11, 2024, 11:13 am
Arrr, matey! In the grand games o’ 2024 Paris, the Yanks and the Chinese be locked in a duel o’ golden bling! On a fine Sunday, the Yanks snatched two shiny treasures, settlin’ the score like scallywags at a tavern brawl! Aye, it be a merry tie indeed!
August 11, 2024, 10:23 am
Arrr, matey! The lasses of Team USA be lettin' the French swashbucklers swing their swords, but lo! They dodged a cannonball of an upset in the gold medal clash on the high seas of Paris! A grand tale of victory it be, indeed!
August 11, 2024, 9:17 am
Arrr, mateys! The U.S. Olympic crew be raisin' their sails to challenge the verdict from the Center o' Arbitration for Sport! They be claimin' that Jordan Chiles' shiny bronze be more than mere treasure. Aye, let the seas of justice run wild!
August 11, 2024, 8:35 am
Arrr, mateys! Nadia Comaneci be raisin' the Jolly Roger for young lasses Jordan Chiles and Ana Barbosu, shoutin' against the scallywags who be changin' scores like a deckhand changin' his socks! Aye, the treasure of a bronze medal be at stake, and she won’t let it sink without a fight!
August 11, 2024, 5:25 am
Arrr! The scallywags of the IOC be sayin' that our lass Jordan Chiles must hand back her shiny bronze trinket 'cause she danced a jig wrong on the floor! Aye, a foul breach in the pirate code of gymnastics, it be! What a hullabaloo, mateys!
August 10, 2024, 10:52 pm
Arrr, Justin Jefferson be sportin' no shoulder pads nor helmet in the Vikings' first frolick in preseason! Yet, by the powers, he made his mark from the sidelines like a parrot squawkin' over a treasure map! Aye, he be a right jolly scallywag, even off the field!
August 10, 2024, 9:00 pm
Avast ye! In four short years, the fair city o' Los Angeles be settin' sail for the Summer Olympics thrice! With a crew as vast as the seven seas, the landlubbers be causin' gridlock worse than a ship caught in a storm! Arrr, matey, what a sight!
August 10, 2024, 6:08 pm
Arrr, matey! WNBA lass Caitlin Clark laid eyes on the mighty Yankees captain, Aaron Judge, fer the first time. She be sayin’, “Blimey! He be even grander than the tall tales told!” Aye, ‘tis a giant among men, that one!
August 10, 2024, 5:11 pm
Arrr, matey! Jake Paul be swearing on his treasure map to hop into the ring in four years, when scallywags and athletes from all corners of the seven seas swarm Los Angeles for the grand 2028 Summer Games! Aye, the sea be watchin’!
August 10, 2024, 4:18 pm
Arrr, matey! Stephen Curry be blastin' through like a cannonball, tallyin' 12 points in a row! The landlubbers from France be sinkin' as the brave Yanks claim victory, 98 to 87! Aye, 'tis their fifth shiny gold doubloon from the Paris Games! Avast, what a jolly good time!
August 10, 2024, 3:41 pm
Arrr, matey! Coach Emma Hayes of the lassies' crew spun a yarn with NBC 'bout how they snatched the shiny gold from Brazil’s grasp at the Paris Games! 'Twas a night of revelry and shenanigans on the high seas of soccer, I tell ye!
August 10, 2024, 10:12 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Aussie B-girl be wishin' fer a second chance after her bafflin' jig went viral like a cursed treasure map at the Paris Olympics! 'Twas a sight to make even Davy Jones chuckle!
August 10, 2024, 8:06 am
Arrr, matey! The Chiefs be ruling the seas, sparkin' a ruckus ‘bout whether them Cowboys be usurped as "America's Team." Now, some scallywags from Kansas City be hopin’ to plunder a Dallas star for their crew! Aye, what a merry jest that would be!
August 10, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, Kerri Walsh Jennings be claimin' the sandy shores of Santa Monica as her treasure trove, just like a hearty crew of volleyball legends! She be dreamin' of hoistin' the Jolly Roger at the 2028 Los Angeles Olympics, where her spikes be flyin' like cannonballs! Avast, let the games begin!
August 10, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr! Kerri Walsh Jennings, a lass of the volleyball seas, claims the sandy shores o' Santa Monica as her treasure trove! Like many a salty sea dog, she dreams of spikin’ glory at the 2028 Los Angeles Games, hoistin’ the ol’ Jolly Roger high! Avast, let the games begin!
August 9, 2024, 9:13 pm
Arrr matey! Jim Harbaugh be caught in the NCAA’s net, facein' a four-year curse and a year of walkin' the plank! All 'cause of some sneaky recruitin' tricks while he was at the grand ol’ Michigan! Aye, the seas of college football be treacherous indeed!
August 9, 2024, 8:08 pm
Arrr, mateys! Captain Thomas Bach of the Olympic ship be takin' the helm on the gender ruckus at the Paris Games in his last parley with the press. Aye, it be a right tempest in a teapot, but fear not! The games shall go on, with hearty laughter and jolly sport!
August 9, 2024, 7:38 pm
Arrr, matey! Captain Noah Lyles be a brave soul, claimin' the bronze in the 200-meter sprint, even with a fiery fever hotter than a cannonball at 102 degrees! His trusty first mate, Coach Lance Brauman, be shoutin' shiver me timbers! Aye, that lad be tougher than a barnacle on a hull!
August 9, 2024, 5:19 pm
Arrr, matey! The lass Imane Khelif from Algeria be snatchin' the shiny gold in the lady's 66-kilogram brawl, bestin' that landlubber Yang Liu from China! Aye, 'tis the first treasure of gold for Algeria in the ring of women's fisticuffs! Avast, what a victory!
August 9, 2024, 5:02 pm
Arrr, mateys! Coach Deion Sanders be holdin’ court with the landlubber scribes, chattin’ ’bout the upcoming college gridiron battles. But lo! He had a bone to pick with a few scallywag newsies! Aye, the sea of questions be shiverin’ his timbers!
August 9, 2024, 4:34 pm
Ahoy mateys! The great Kevin Sullivan, a wrestling legend of the high seas, has shuffled off this mortal coil at the ripe age of 74, after wrestlin' with health troubles since the merry month of May. The WWE be confirm’n this sad tale on the morrow! Arrr!
August 9, 2024, 2:35 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The good ol’ U.S. crew be walkin' the plank o' shame again! In the fierce 4x100-meter relay, they fluffed the pass like a drunken sailor and got disqualified. No shiny gold for these scallywags this time 'round! Avast, back to the grog!
August 9, 2024, 10:33 am
Arrr, me hearties! Word be blowin’ in that the legendary swashbuckler of the greens, Chi Chi Rodriguez, has sailed off to Davy Jones’ locker at the ripe ol’ age of 88! Senator Ríos be spillin’ the beans from Puerto Rico! Raise a tankard for this fine matey!
August 9, 2024, 9:06 am
Arrr, matey! Letsile Tebogo took a jab at that scallywag Noah Lyles after the 200m dash in Paris, claimin' he ain't fit to be the sport's visage 'cause he ain't loud or brash like that flashy Lyles! Aye, what a hullabaloo on the high seas of track!
August 9, 2024, 7:11 am
Arrr, the Carolina Panthers be sailin' the skies on a Delta ship, headin' back to North Carolina after battlin' in their first preseason skirmish. But lo! The vessel be slippin' off the runway like a greased pig on a rainy day, makin' for a right jolly tale!
August 9, 2024, 5:38 am
Arrr, Kerri Walsh Jennings be a five-time Olympian, snaggin' gold thrice in the sandy battlegrounds of volleyball! She knows well, matey, that naught be sweeter than flyin' the flag of yer nation whilst smashin' balls like a true scallywag! Aye, that be the ultimate treasure!
August 8, 2024, 10:19 pm
Arrr! The once-mighty gymnast of the colonies be caught in a tempest o' tweets, spoutin' words that ruffle the feathers o' her mates, all ‘bout the current toil o' the gymnastics crew. Shiver me timbers, 'tis a right ruckus on the seven seas of social media!
August 8, 2024, 8:06 pm
Arrr, President Biden be stumblin' 'bout like a landlubber, tryin' to toss a compliment like a fine treasure! He be eyein' a scallywag's suit at the grand ceremony in the East Room, makin' it sound as clumsy as a three-legged parrot on a perch! Har har!
August 8, 2024, 7:57 pm
Arrr, matey! Cap'n Jerry Jones be spillin' the beans ‘bout young Lamb’s booty talks, sayin’ it be not a matter o’ haste. Lamb be chimin’ in on the X, givin' a wink ‘n a nod, keepin' it as simple as a parrot's squawk!
August 8, 2024, 5:31 pm
Arrr, mateys! Rafael Nadal be takin' a voyage away from the U.S. Open this month! He be tellin' his landlubber fans on the magic scrolls of social media why he's settin' sail elsewhere. Hoist the sails, the Nadal ship be sailin' to calmer waters!
August 8, 2024, 4:46 pm
Arrr, matey! Victor Johansson, the Swedish fish, be takin’ a dive from the Olympic seas o' 10km after catchin’ a nasty bug! He joins the crew o’ scallywags worried 'bout cleanliness—seems the Olympics be dirtier than a barnacle-covered hull, aye!
August 8, 2024, 4:29 pm
Arrr, matey! Steph Curry be makin' 36 points dance like a fine wench, while LeBron James be stackin' treasures with a triple-double. Aye, the crew of Team USA be sailin' back fer the gold, hoistin' their jolly roger high! What a merry ruckus on the high seas of sport!
August 8, 2024, 3:33 pm
Arrr, matey! Our jolly jester from "Saturday Night Live" has sailed his final voyage in the Olympics, after findin’ himself with a cursed foot and a plague o’ infections! Blimey, the seas be rougher than a kraken's backside! Time to bury that treasure chest of dreams!
August 8, 2024, 10:31 am
Arrr, the scallywags of the Chicago White Sox be tossin' Captain Pedro Grifol overboard midway through his second voyage! Aye, his season be a tempest o' disaster, and now he walks the plank, leavin' the crew in search of a new leader to steer their ship!
August 8, 2024, 9:26 am
Arrr, matey! Lamecha Girma be mendin’ his bones after takin’ a frightful tumble in the 3000-meter steeplechase at Stade de France! Aye, he took a dive that'd make a landlubber’s heart skip! Hope he finds his sea legs soon, or he be walkin’ the plank!
August 8, 2024, 9:03 am
Arrr, matey! Sports radio scallywag Chris "Mad Dog" Russo done gone and blundered worse than a landlubber at sea! He be spillin' the beans that the wrong Billy Bean met Davy Jones, all live 'n in color! Aye, what a hullabaloo on the waves of the airwaves!
August 8, 2024, 5:34 am
Arrr, matey! Australian lass Michelle Jenneke, the swift-footed hurdler, found herself in a right pickle at the Paris Games! She took a dive fit for the depths of Davy Jones’ locker, forgettin’ to stay on her sea legs. Aye, ‘twas a tumble to tickle the heartiest of pirates!
August 7, 2024, 8:54 pm
Arrr, matey! Team USA be havin' the hull of their ship o’ dreams sprung leaks at the Paris games! Even the grandest Olympian be worried for the next voyage in 2028. Aye, if they don’t shape up, they’ll be swimmin’ with the fishies!
August 7, 2024, 8:31 pm
Arrr, matey! Ukrainian swashbuckler Oleksandr Khyzhniak hoisted the golden doubloon after bestin' that scallywag Nurbek Oralbay from Kazakhstan, 3-2, in a rollickin' duel at Roland Garros! Aye, the rum be flowin' and cheers be ringin' as he claimed his treasure!
August 7, 2024, 6:50 pm
Arrr, matey! Mark Cuban, a scallywag with a share o’ the Mavericks, spun a yarn to Vivek Ramaswamy, spillin’ the beans on why he once hoisted the sails for Captain Trump back in 2015. Aye, the tides o’ politics be a wild sea, indeed!
August 7, 2024, 5:10 pm
Arrr, matey! Harrison Butker, the swashbucklin' kicker of the Kansas City Chiefs, be holdin' fast to his words from a college shindig, though they be raisin’ a ruckus! Aye, the landlubbers be grumblin’ like scallywags over yer speech! Blimey, what a hullabaloo!
August 7, 2024, 5:02 pm
Ahoy there, matey! Cuddle yer timbers and brace yerself for the weekly yarn o' sportin' shenanigans! From swashbucklin' scallywags kickin’ balls to madmen chasin’ nets, ye shan't miss a beat in this grand sea of athletic antics! Arrr!
August 7, 2024, 4:00 pm
Avast ye mateys! Michigan be walkin' the plank o’ penalties, but fear not! They ain’t caught in the net o' the sign-stealin' caper that left Harbaugh marooned for the last skirmishes of the season! Aye, a fine mess, but not that squall, savvy?
August 7, 2024, 9:40 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags of the US men's ball tossin' crew be plunderin' gold from the past four Olympic seas! Charles Barkley be reckonin' they'll raid the treasure once more in 2024! Hoist the sails and prepare for more shiny bounty, ye landlubbers!
August 7, 2024, 8:13 am
Arrr, matey! Young Ava Hunt, daughter o’ the Chiefs' captain, got herself a nasty gash while trippin’ about on landlubber trails! Her mother be sayin’ she sailed straight to the doc's ship for patchin’. Aye, watch yer step, lass, or ye’ll be walkin’ the plank!
August 7, 2024, 7:42 am
Ahoy mateys! This week, ol' Duane Thomas, a scallywag who once dashed 'neath the colors of them Dallas Cowboys and Washington Redskins, has sailed to Davy Jones' locker at the ripe age of 77! Aye, even the Super Bowl can't keep ye from the grave! Arrr!
August 7, 2024, 6:40 am
Arrr, matey! A scallywag from the Paris eatery where fair Serena be claimin' she was turned away be chortlin' that the hullabaloo be "absolutely naught personal." Aye, just a jest on the high seas of dining, I say!
August 7, 2024, 5:42 am
Avast! The fair Michelle Obama be shoutin’ praises high for the gallant lassies, Simone Biles and Jordan Chiles, for their fine display o’ sportsmanship towards Brazil’s own Rebeca Andrade! Aye, 'tis a jolly sight when scallywags show respect on the field o’ battle! Arrr!
August 7, 2024, 5:23 am
Arrr, matey! As the Grand League of Ball-Tossers sets sail for grander shores, they be plannin' to drop anchor at Bristol Motor Speedway next season, no doubt to swab the decks with their specialty shenanigans! Prepare yer eyes for a wild spectacle, ye scallywags!
August 7, 2024, 5:21 am
Arrr, mateys! Yael Arad, the captain of the Israeli Olympic crew, be squawkin' 'bout the foul threats bein' hurled at their brave athletes in the Paris seas! Aye, the Olympic tides be treacherous, but these scallywags ain’t lettin’ no bilge rats scare 'em off their gold!
August 6, 2024, 6:59 pm
Arrr, in a recent scallywag poll, a nameless NFL swab declared that the Pro Bowlin' cap'n of the Buffalo Bills, Josh Allen, be naught but a puffed-up parrot! Aye, me hearties, sounds like he be swimmin' in a sea of overblown praise! Har har har!
August 6, 2024, 11:13 am
Arrr, matey! French landlubber Anthony Ammirati be seekin' wisdom from Serena’s old sea dog coach after his manly bits be causin' a ruckus in the pole vaultin’ contest! Aye, ‘tis a fine tale of misfortune and misplaced appendages, fit for a tavern tale!
August 6, 2024, 10:03 am
Arrr, me hearties! British swim scallywag Adam Peaty be spoutin' that Olympians in the village be findin' "wigglin' worms in the fish," as they be splishin’ and splashin’ through the Summer Games in Paris, reckonin’ it’s a right peculiar feast! Avast, what a jolly ol' mess!
August 6, 2024, 7:47 am
Arrr, me hearties! Former ESPN swashbuckler Trey Wingo be throwin' shade at Harrison Butker, who be makin' a treasure map's worth of doubloons with the Kansas City Chiefs! Aye, contracts be more historic than ol’ Blackbeard's buried gold, and Wingo be laughin’ like a parrot on a perch!
August 6, 2024, 6:30 am
Arrr, matey! Tennessee's fair Sen. Marsha Blackburn be sendin' a parchment to the captain of NCAA, Charlie Baker! She be demandin’ him to hoist the sails o' gender-inclusion policy, lest we be sailin' in murky waters! Avast, let the sea of fairness wash over us!
August 6, 2024, 5:47 am
Avast, mateys! Luana Alonso, a mermaid of the Paraguayan seas, set sail from the Olympic Village, claimin' she stirred up a ruckus that'd make even a parrot blush! Aye, she be causin' an "inappropriate atmosphere" at the Paris games—what a scallywag!
August 5, 2024, 6:41 pm
Arrr! After snaggin' the bronze in the 3x3 tourney o' Paris, lass Hailey Van Lith be claimin' the refs had it in fer the U.S. like a scallywag chasin' a treasure map! Blimey, them refs be meaner than a one-eyed sea dog!
August 5, 2024, 6:28 pm
Arrr, soon after whinin’ ‘bout the sorry state o' the Olympic village, claimin' it be the reason he floundered in the 200-meter backstroke, Thomas Ceccon be spotted snoozin’ on the grass like a lazy sea dog. Aye, 'tis a fine way to avoid swimmin' with the fishes!
August 5, 2024, 5:40 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Jim Harbaugh, the erstwhile captain o' Michigan's crew, be claimin' he ain't part o' them scandalous whispers 'bout thievin' signs like a scallywag! He swears on his trusty parrot he be innocent of such treachery! Aye, what a jolly ruckus on the high seas of college football!
August 5, 2024, 5:30 pm
Arrr, on the high seas of Paris, fair Serena Williams be lettin' loose her cannon! That scallywag Peninsula Hotel be denyin' her a taste of the rooftop rum, claimin' it be all booked up. Aye, a right jolly jape to deny a legend her swig!
August 5, 2024, 3:35 pm
Arrr, matey! Harrison Butker, the swashbucklin' kicker of the Kansas City crew, be claimin' the treasure as the highest-paid in the NFL seas! A grand four-year pact worth over 25 million doubloons, he be makin' more loot than a captain after a successful raid! Avast, what a jolly windfall!
August 5, 2024, 3:04 pm
Arrr, mateys! Chase Jackson, the fair lass hurlin' the shot, be settin' sail for her Olympic debut this week! But lo, she be fightin' a nightmare fit for Davy Jones before facin' the games! Aye, the seas of competition be treacherous, but she be ready to hoist the cannonball!
August 5, 2024, 10:14 am
Arrr, matey! Simone Biles be the grand mistress of gymnastics, claimin' her treasure with four shiny medals at the Paris games! Three of ‘em be gold, glimmerin’ like the finest doubloons! Aye, she be the queen of flips and twists, makin’ the rest look like sea turtles!
August 5, 2024, 9:34 am
Arrr, matey! Kristen Faulkner, a sprightly lass, be in third place with 3.4 kilometers to go. With the swiftness of a cannonball, she sailed past the leaders and snatched the treasure of gold! Aye, she be a true buccaneer of the race!
August 5, 2024, 8:40 am
Arrr matey! The fair Jordan Chiles, a master of the gymnastic seas, did snatch a shiny bronze after a sly inquiry shook up the scorecards! With a twist o' fate, she sailed her way to the podium, makin' waves and chuckles all around! Avast, what a jolly good show!
August 5, 2024, 5:12 am
Arrr, me hearties! Roman Reigns be back on the high seas of the WWE ring, lendin' a hand to young Cody Rhodes in keepin' his shiny Undisputed Championship safe from the scallywags! 'Twas a raucous night at SummerSlam in Cleveland, where gold shone brighter than a treasure chest!
August 5, 2024, 5:03 am
Avast, mateys! Simone Biles be claimin’ three golden doubloons in Paris, flauntin’ her skills like a true sea queen! Her scallywag of a husband be shoutin’ to the world, “Aye, she’s the fiercest lass on the high seas of gymnastics!” Ha! What a jolly sight!
August 5, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, matey! Before she sails fer the shiny treasure o’ gold in the lassies’ skateboarding duel, young Minna Stess be chattin’ 'bout her eagerness to hoist the Stars and Stripes high! Aye, she be ready to make waves on the streets, savvy?
August 4, 2024, 8:04 pm
Arrr! Noah Lyles be claimin' his first golden doubloon at the Olympics, dashin' through the 100-meter like a scallywag on fire! After his grand victory, he be spoutin' words of wisdom fit for a captain. Hoist the sails, matey, for the seas be callin'!
August 4, 2024, 5:11 pm
Arrr, matey! Word be sailin’ that the new captain o’ the Michigan ship, Sherrone Moore, be scuttlin' his messages with the scallywag behind the sign-stealin' caper! If the sea be fair, he might find himself walkin' the plank soon! Har har har!
August 4, 2024, 4:59 pm
Arrr, matey! That scallywag Noah Lyles snagged the golden doubloon in the 100-meter dash at the Paris games, a whisker faster than the Jamaican swab Kishane Thompson! Five-thousandths of a second, ye say? Blimey, that be quicker than a kraken's tentacle in a barrel o' rum!
August 4, 2024, 4:28 pm
Arrr, matey! Belgium be pullin' out o' the triathlon mixin' after a scallywag caught the fever post-women’s race in the Seine! Aye, seems even the fiercest buccaneers can’t stomach the river’s tricks! Avast, let the sea be kinder to 'em next time!
August 4, 2024, 3:39 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a mystery if our lass Simone Biles be joinin' the Olympics in 2028! But fret not, she be not ponderin' that yet; she be too busy revelin' in the Parisian jollies for now! Yarrr, let the good times roll!
August 4, 2024, 11:58 am
Arrr! Bobby Finke, the salty sea-dog of the swimming world, be claimin' gold doubloons once more! He defended his treasure in the men’s 1500m freestyle, swimmin' faster than a shark in a rum barrel! Aye, a back-to-back Olympic champion he be, makin’ waves in Paris, matey!
August 4, 2024, 9:52 am
Arrr! Spotted at the Hall of Fame, the legendary Steve McMichael, a bear of a man, lay in his sickbed, sportin’ his golden coat like a true captain! Aye, even in ill health, he be showin’ the spirit of the seas! Avast, matey, what a sight to behold!
August 4, 2024, 8:51 am
Arrr, mateys! It be a sad tale from the high seas of football, for the former Brown, Ben Gay, met his fate in a metal shipwreck in Colorado, aged 44. He sailed with the crew for but a season, and now he be off to Davy Jones’ locker!
August 4, 2024, 8:21 am
Arrr, matey! Bulgarian lass Svetlana Staneva be stirrin' the cauldron o' controversy after her defeat to a Taiwanese scallywag, who be havin' a bit o' trouble with the gender test! Aye, talk about throwin' a cannonball in the gossip pot!
August 4, 2024, 5:19 am
Arrr! The fearless Lin Yu-ting, a swashbucklin’ boxer from Taiwan, be stirrin' the waters o' controversy at the Paris Games! With a hearty victory on the high seas o’ the ring, this scallywag be assured a shiny medal! What a jolly good hullabaloo, mateys!
August 3, 2024, 8:08 pm
Arrr, matey! The Vatican be raisin' a ruckus 'bout some jolly antics at the Paris Games' grand kickoff! They be sayin' they be mighty disappointed with what they be spiedin' on the high seas of sport. Aye, not all treasure be gold, ye know!
August 3, 2024, 7:41 pm
Arrr, matey! Skye Nicolson, the valiant pugilist, did hoist the sails in defense o’ the fair maidens, Imane Khelif o’ Algeria and Lin Yu-ting from Taiwan, ‘gainst the stormy seas of eligibility woes for the Paris Games! Aye, let no scallywag hinder their noble quest!
August 3, 2024, 6:33 pm
Arrr, matey! That scallywag who plundered the Jackie Robinson likeness from yon park in Kansas, only to leave it in pieces, be bound fer 15 long years in the brig! A fine fate fer a rogue with sticky fingers, I say! Avast, let this be a lesson to ye!
August 3, 2024, 5:28 pm
Arrr, matey! Anthony Ammirati be not sailin' home with an Olympic treasure, but blimey! He’s plundered a heap o' Instagram followers after his high-flyin' folly in the pole vault! Aye, fame be a fickle sea!
August 3, 2024, 4:32 pm
Arrr, matey! Gymnast Carlos Yulo didn’t just snag a shiny gold coin on Saturday, but also a swanky two-bedroom treasure chest! Aye, he be the second scallywag from our shores to hoist the gold! What a merry haul for this nimble sea urchin!
August 3, 2024, 3:15 pm
Arrr! The scallywags of the United States, in a grand 4x100 medley relay, snatched the shiny gold on Saturday! They be settin' sail on a new world record, hoistin' the sails of victory like true sea dogs! Avast, what a ruckus!
August 3, 2024, 2:48 pm
Arrr, matey! On the seventh day of the week, fair Katie Ledecky hoisted her ninth golden doubloon in the 800-meter splashin' contest, keepin’ her crown for the fourth time 'round! Aye, she be the queen of the watery realm, makin’ waves and chucklin’ at all who dare challenge her!
August 3, 2024, 10:52 am
Arrr! On Saturday, the fierce lass Imane Khelif from Algeria bested the Hungarian wench Anna Luca Hamori in a raucous boxing brawl, ‘twas a unanimous decision! The scales tipped at 66 kilograms, and the crowd roared louder than a cannon blast! Aye, what a hullabaloo!
August 3, 2024, 10:20 am
Arrr matey! lass Simone Biles be claimin' her third shiny gold doubloon from the Olympics in Paris! She soared through the air like a seagull on a quest fer treasure, landin' atop the women's vault final podium like a true captain of the gymnastic seas!
August 3, 2024, 8:11 am
Arrr, matey! Our swiftness-seekin' lad, Steven Sabino from Mozambique, be not settin' sail far, for he jumped the gun faster than a cannon! In Paris, he be flounderin' in the prelims, never reachin' the finish line. Aye, a right jolly mishap it be!
August 2, 2024, 9:36 pm
Arrr, matey! In his first 201 battles, Blake Snell ne’er snatched all three outs o' the eighth! But lo, on his 202nd clash this past Friday, he conjured a no-hitter, like findin’ treasure in a stormy sea! What a jolly twist o' fate, eh? Yarrr!
August 2, 2024, 8:37 pm
Arrr matey! On the fateful day of Friday, our swashbucklin’ lad Aaron Judge sent a mighty cannonball o’ a ball 477 feet into the skies, claimin’ his 40th treasure chest o’ home runs against the scallywags from Toronto! Aye, what a jolly good blast!
August 2, 2024, 6:23 pm
Arrr, matey! Benjamin Lowe be tossed from his judge's perch at the Olympic surfin' showdown for snappin' a pic with a saltwater Aussie and his coach! Aye, it seems the tides of fate be not in his favor—no more boardin’ the waves of justice, savvy?
August 2, 2024, 5:12 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The kin of the fallen NFL scallywag Dwayne Haskins be sufferin’ from the never-endin' jests of his widow, claimin’ she's throwin’ them into a tempest of “constant harassment.” Aye, it be a right merry squabble on the high seas of family feud!
August 2, 2024, 4:50 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Caitlyn Jenner, the swashbucklin’ champion of 1976, be raisin’ a ruckus ‘bout Imane Khelif joinin’ the lassies in the 66-kilogram fisticuffs! Aye, it be a fine mess on the high seas of sport, where even pirates ponder who’s fightin’ who!
August 2, 2024, 4:25 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Dodgers’ grand captain Freddie Freeman and his fair lass Chelsea be shoutin' from the crow’s nest o’ Instagram that their wee lad, just three years in this world, be stricken with a fierce bout o' Guillain-Barré syndrome! Aye, even the scallywags be havin' rough seas!
August 2, 2024, 3:34 pm
Arrr, Silinia Pha Aphay be not one to sulk over her sixth-place booty in the 100-meter dash! Nary a moment to mope, she spun 'round quicker than a ship’s wheel to lend a hand to a matey in need! Avast, that be the spirit of a true sea dog!
August 2, 2024, 11:32 am
Arrr, matey! Morocco hath sent the United States lads packin' from the Paris Games on a fine Friday, with a thundering victory that'd make Davy Jones himself shiver! The quarterfinals be a treacherous sea, and the Yanks be left flounderin' like fish outta water! Har har!
August 2, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr, matey! Italy’s Angela Carini be jabberin’ 'bout her Olympic tussle with Imane Khelif, lamentin’ like a scallywag over how she dealt with the ol’ abandonment. She be wishin’ she had the savvy of a seasoned sea dog instead of a landlubber in a storm!
August 2, 2024, 10:26 am
Arrr, me hearties! Simone Biles be sportin' a shiny gold piece 'round her neck, shoutin' from the crow's nest of X! She be claimin' her "Black job" be grand, a cheeky poke at that scallywag Trump! Hoist the flag of jest, for the lass be a true treasure!
August 2, 2024, 9:18 am
Arrr, me hearties! Veronica Fraley, the lass who hurls discs like cannonballs, be shoutin' on the X about her gold doubloons runnin' dry ‘fore her grand Olympic venture! But fear not! The jester Flavor Flav be swoopin’ in like a seagull with a treasure map to lend her a hand!
August 2, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, matey! Riley Gaines be hootin' and hollerin' for the brave lass Angela Carini, who tossed her fight against the fierce Imane Khelif, who be sportin' them XY critters! A right spectacle in the lady's Olympic ring, I say! Avast, what a jolly hullabaloo that be!
August 2, 2024, 4:59 am
Arrr, mateys! Amy Broadhurst, the fierce lass who bested Imane Khelif in the grand 2022 World Championships, be chattin' about the Algerian lass, said to have traits of a scallywag! Aye, the seas of boxing be stormy indeed!
August 2, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! The famed pugilist wrangler, Jackie Kallen, be spillin’ the beans to Fox News Digital, claimin’ that the ruckus in the ring fer the lassies at the Olympics be naught but a scallywag’s folly that should’ve never set sail! Aye, what a hullabaloo!
August 1, 2024, 8:56 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The legendary swimmer, Riley Gaines, sails onto "Jesse Watters Tonight," givin’ a hearty warning to ye scallywags thinkin’ of castin’ yer lot with Kamala Harris! Aye, listen well, or ye might find yerselves swimmin' with the fishes in a sea of regret!
August 1, 2024, 4:56 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Pat McAfee be chattin' 'bout the ruckus o' the fierce Algerian lass, Imane Khelif, bestin' Italy's own Angela Carini in the Olympics! Aye, but this buccaneer once flunked a gender test! What be next, a parrot in the ring? Har har!
August 1, 2024, 3:35 pm
Arrr, what a swashbucklin' showdown it be! The landlubbers from the United States outdueled them scallywags from Italy, claimin' the gold in women’s foil! Aye, 'tis the first team treasure in the grand Olympic seas! Avast, raise yer tankards to the fierce lassies!
August 1, 2024, 3:21 pm
Arrr, me hearties! On Thursday, the fair lass Katie Ledecky snagged her 13th shiny Olympic treasure, makin’ her the first wench to hoist such a bounty! Only one other scallywag in the whole swimmin’ crew’s done it! Shiver me timbers, what a catch!
August 1, 2024, 3:08 pm
Arrr, that scallywag Jake Paul, once a jester of the YouTube seas, be callin' the ruckus 'twixt the Italian lass Angela Carini and the Algerian wench Imane Khelif as "sickenin'" and a "travesty." Blimey! What a hullabaloo on the high seas of pugilism!
August 1, 2024, 11:52 am
Arrr, matey! Noah Lyles and his band o' merry men from Team USA be settin' sail fer glory, seekin' gold doubloons at the 2024 Paris Games. In the next fortnight, they'll be runnin' like scallywags, hopin' to plunder that shiny treasure! Avast, let the races begin!
August 1, 2024, 11:39 am
Avast ye! With Sha'Carri Richardson at the helm, the lasses of Team USA be settin’ sail fer gold at the Paris 2024 Games! In the next fortnight, they’ll be runnin’ faster than a seagull chasin’ a chip, lookin’ to claim victory and treasure! Arrr!
August 1, 2024, 11:10 am
Arrr, Léon Marchand be catchin' the Paris Olympics like a greedy seagull! He's snatched three shiny gold doubloons, and I reckon he’s spent more time splashin' in that watery abyss than breathin' the fresh Paris air. Blimey, the lad be a fish in a treasure chest!
August 1, 2024, 11:01 am
Arrr, matey! Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni be chattin' about the ruckus in the Olympic ring 'twixt Angela Carini and that Algerian lass, Imane Khelif! A scallywag brawl, it be! Who knew the games be bringin' so much stormy weather, eh? Har har har!
August 1, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr, matey! American tennis wench Danielle Collins be callin' out Poland's Iga Swiatek for bein' as sincere as a three-legged parrot after their ruckus in the Paris Olympics quarterfinals! Aye, the court be hotter than a cannonball in the sun!
August 1, 2024, 5:26 am
Arrr, matey! Patrick Willis, the grand legend o’ the 49ers, be settin’ sail for the Hall o’ Fame like it be a fierce battle! He’ll be givin’ his all on the stage in Canton, Ohio—like a true buccaneer on gameday! Prepare yerselves for a right jolly spectacle!
August 1, 2024, 5:18 am
Arrr, matey! On the fine day of Wednesday, word spread like wildfire 'mongst the scallywags of social media about Turkey's own Yusuf Dikeç, who be shootin’ pistols with the skill of a parrot plunderin’ treasure! Even the landlubbers watchin’ the Paris Olympics couldn’t help but gawk!
August 1, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! Seth Greenberg be spoutin' that watchin' the U.S. lasses throwin' hoops without the great Caitlin Clark be as thrillin' as a ship without a hull! He blurted it on OutKick's "Don’t @ Me with Dan Dakich" this fine Wednesday! Aye, what a scallywag!
July 31, 2024, 5:44 pm
Avast ye! Young Dylan Raiola, a five-star gem of the Nebraska Cornhuskers, rolled into his first camp lookin' like a swashbucklin’ star from the NFL seas! Aye, this lad be shinin’ brighter than a bottle o’ rum on a moonlit night!
July 31, 2024, 5:35 pm
Arrr, Suni Lee be standin’ firm as a ship’s mast, defendin’ her matey Simone Biles in a ruckus with the scallywag MyKayla Skinner! Biles be firin’ the first cannon, and Suni be right in her corner, ready to hoist the Jolly Roger! Aye, the gymnastic seas be stormy!
July 31, 2024, 5:33 pm
Arrr! The fair lassies of the United States be huntin’ their fifth treasure o’ gold in the grand arena of soccer! So far, they’ve sailed through group play unscathed in Paris, like a ship dodgin’ cannonballs. Avast, me hearties, the spoils be within our grasp!
July 31, 2024, 5:19 pm
Arrr, matey! Yonder landlubbers from the colonies be swaggerin' into Paris, flauntin' their red, white, and blue like buccaneers on a treasure hunt! They be cheerin' for Team USA at the 2024 games, lookin’ more proud than a parrot on a pirate's shoulder! Aye, what a jolly sight!
July 31, 2024, 9:47 am
Arrr, matey! Olga Kharlan, the fair fencer from Ukraine, snatched the first shiny treasure at the 2024 Paris Games! But shiver me timbers, her dreams nearly sank after bein' tossed overboard at the World Championships! Aye, the seas of sport be treacherous, but she be sailin' on!
July 31, 2024, 8:17 am
Arrr, matey! A scallywag who once crossed swords with the fair Imane Khelif, now tangled in a right mess o' gender hullabaloo, be flappin' their gums just 'fore she sets sail for the Paris Games! Blimey, what a kerfuffle!
July 31, 2024, 7:33 am
Arrr, matey! Donna Kelce be settin' sail on the tempest of the Paris Olympic hullabaloo, spillin' her thoughts on the matter! She be sharin' a jolly post from a scallywag takin' aim at them critics, firin' verbal cannonballs like a true buccaneer! Har har, what a swashbucklin' sight!
July 31, 2024, 6:39 am
Arrr, matey! Ilona Maher be the fierce lass who sailed with Team USA, claimin’ a shiny bronze at the Paris Olympics! When asked fer her thoughts, she be spittin’ out but a single word—“YARRR!” Aye, ‘twas a jolly good haul!
July 31, 2024, 5:34 am
Arrr, it be lookin' like Simone Biles be takin' a shot o' cannon at her old matey, MyKayla Skinner! The scallywag had some harsh words 'bout the U.S. crew before setting sail fer the Paris Games. Blimey, it be a right jolly squabble on the high seas o' gymnastics!
July 31, 2024, 5:02 am
Arrr! In a jolly chat on "Pardon Me, Matey," ol' John Elway, the captain of the Broncos ship, be spillin' the beans ‘bout the grandest blunder he ever made while at the helm. Aye, even swabs can misstep on the high seas of football!
July 31, 2024, 4:53 am
Avast, me hearties! The Cincinnati Bengals be squashing the scuttlebutt that their swashbucklin' quarterback Joe Burrow, along with other landlubbers of the NFL, be part of the 'White Dudes for Harris' crew. Rumors be as false as a mermaid's kiss, savvy? Arrr!
July 31, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! The landlubber American athletes be feelin' the pinch o' inflation, havin' a devil of a time preparin’ fer the Paris Games! With prices risin' faster than a ship in a storm, they be strugglin’ to keep their eyes on the treasure! Aye, what a fine mess!
July 30, 2024, 5:41 pm
Arrr, matey! U.S. tennis lass Emma Navarro be spillin' her guts ‘bout that scallywag Qinwen Zheng, who bested her in the third round o’ the 2024 Olympics. 'Twas a right swashbucklin’ battle, but alas, the winds favored the other ship!
July 30, 2024, 5:10 pm
Arrr, the U.S. horsey dance crew be sent to Davy Jones’ locker at the Paris games! Those scallywag judges found a gash on one beast’s backside during tryouts on Tuesday! Looks like they’ll be shiverin’ their timbers instead of prancin’ in the spotlight! Har har!
July 30, 2024, 4:55 pm
Arrr! Joe Thomas, the grand sea dog of the Browns, be settin’ sail on some banter! A lass be steamin’ over a BBQ joint blarin’ the national anthem, and our stout matey fired back with a hearty laugh, sayin’ it’s a feast for both belly and spirit, ho!
July 30, 2024, 4:52 pm
Arrr, after snatching the third shiny gold in the lassies' gymnastics duel o' the last four Olympic brawls, our daring Simone Biles be spillin' the beans on the risqué moniker the crew's taken to! Blimey, 'tis a name fit for a scallywag, I tell ye!
July 30, 2024, 10:15 am
Arrr! The grand US crew be atop the medal heap at the 2024 Paris games, but they be needin' more shiny gold doubloons! Here be the latest tally of treasure collected!
July 30, 2024, 9:03 am
Arrr, me hearties! Yiannis Exarchos be beggin' the scallywags behind the cameras to steer clear o' ye ol' sexism and stereotypes whilst film’n the grand Games! Let’s not be turnin’ our fine sport into a comedy o’ errors, savvy?
July 30, 2024, 8:13 am
Arrr, matey! Coco Gauff, the fair lass of the tennis seas, found herself bested in the third round o' the Paris Games, and by thunder, a row over a dubious call sent her to the depths o' despair, weepin' like a scallywag! Aye, the game be a cruel mistress!
July 30, 2024, 6:57 am
Arrr, matey! Young Ryan Murphy, the swift sea serpent of the waters, be revelin’ in a grand gender reveal after snatchin’ a shiny bronze doubloon in the 100-meter backstroke at the Paris Games. Aye, raise yer tankards to the lad and his jolly tidings!
July 30, 2024, 5:33 am
Arrr, matey! Two lassies in the ring at the Paris Games be throwin’ fists, but not without a squall o’ doubt 'bout their gender! They be cleared to brawl, proving even in fair Paris, the seas o’ eligibility be murky as a shipwrecked treasure!
July 30, 2024, 5:13 am
Arrr, two swashbucklin' Brazilian merfolk be caught slippin' outta the Olympic treasure chest without a proper map! Aye, one faced the captain's wrath and sailed back to Brazil, while the other be free as a seagull! What a jolly fine mess on the high seas of sport!
July 30, 2024, 4:57 am
Arrr, Brent Rooker, the swashbucklin' star of the Oakland crew, let slip a hearty retort to a landlubber gambler! Blamin' him for a lost treasure of $21,000 be as foolish as a parrot wearin' a frock! Yarr, matey, the sea of luck be a fickle mistress!
July 30, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr! Coach John Parks, a salty sea dog o' the track and field, be settin' sail on a lawsuit against a scallywag Oregon school! He be tellin' Charly Arnolt that a division for the fairer crew be as vital as rum on the high seas! Yarrr, let the games begin!
July 29, 2024, 5:09 pm
Arrr! A fine lass of Japan wielded a sign for Caitlin Clark, tryin’ to rattle the American crew on Monday. But lo and behold, ‘twas like throwin’ a parrot at a barnacle – Team USA didn’t flinch one bit! Ha!
July 29, 2024, 4:02 pm
Arrr, matey! Reyes Moronta, once a fearsome hurler in the grand league o' baseball, met his fate on a devilish steel steed in the Dominica seas. Aged but 31, he now sails the eternal waters. Aye, 'tis a fo'c'sle tale fer the ages!
July 29, 2024, 3:30 pm
Arrr, matey! On the mornin’ of Monday, the scallywag Pat McAfee, an ESPN buccaneer of the airwaves, be chattin’ 'bout the Paris Games' grand shindig. But lo! He be spoutin' about one bit o' the hullabaloo that made his timbers tremble! Aye, what a ruckus!
July 29, 2024, 2:53 pm
Arrr, matey! Medals be rainin' down like treasure at the Paris games, yet not a soul be breakin' records! The fish-folk be claimin' the water's as sluggish as a landlubber! Even a barnacle could outswim 'em, I say! Har har!
July 29, 2024, 11:10 am
Arrr! The daring lass Simone Biles, fierce as a tempest, be settin’ sail to conquer the Paris games, despite her poor calf bein' as sore as a shipwrecked sailor! She’ll wrestle through all four events like a true buccaneer on a quest for glory this Tuesday!
July 29, 2024, 10:08 am
Arrr, me hearties! It be a dark tide for our water polo lass, Maggie Steffens! Her sister-in-law shuffled off this mortal coil 'fore the Paris Games could set sail. Mayhaps her family be needin' a jolly rum and a hearty laugh to lighten the burden o' sorrow!
July 29, 2024, 8:45 am
Arrr, matey! Algerian sea-dog Messaoud Dris be under the captain's eye fer missin' the scale before his bout with that Israeli swashbuckler Tohar Butbol! Looks like he weighed anchor too late, savvy? A jolly good mess for a judo duel, aye!
July 29, 2024, 8:03 am
Arrr, on the morn of the moon, a scallywag broadcaster spilled the beans after bein’ tossed from the ship o’ coverage fer blabbin’ somethin’ cheeky 'bout the lassies swimmin' for the land down under. Aye, me hearties, he be walkin' the plank o’ embarrassment!
July 29, 2024, 5:39 am
Arrr, Nicky Doll, a bonny drag queen and torchbearer fer the Paris Games, be takin’ the jabberin’ of scallywags to heart! With a wink and a jig, she swabs the deck o’ ridicule, sayin’ the openin’ ceremony ain't mockin’ the Last Supper, but givin’ it a jolly twist!
July 28, 2024, 8:24 pm
Arrr, matey! Jon Rahm, the swashbucklin’ LIV Golf star, snagged his first treasure this weekend! But shiver me timbers, he battled the scallywag fans at JCB Golf & Country Club! Aye, victory be sweet, but the crew be a rowdy lot! Avast, what a jolly jest!
July 28, 2024, 7:25 pm
Arrr, matey! The mighty Christian Barmore of the New England Patriots be stricken with the scurvy blood clots, say the crew on this fine Sunday! He be sailing the seas of rest for an unknown time. Avast! Let’s hope he finds his sea legs again soon!
July 28, 2024, 6:47 pm
Avast! Jayson Tatum be missin' from the court in the grand Olympic battle 'gainst them Serbians, whilst our swashbucklin' captain, Steve Kerr, be feelin' like a landlubber fool fer not bellin' him in. But fear not, mateys! The crew still claimed victory by 110 to 84! Yarrr!
July 28, 2024, 5:23 pm
Arrr! At the Paris Games, a Tajikistani judo matey turned his nose up and wouldn’t clasp hooks with his Israeli rival! But lo and behold, his luck ran out, and he had to scuttle off ‘cause of a pesky injury! Aye, a fine tale of jolly misfortune!
July 28, 2024, 5:12 pm
Arrr, the Chicago Cubs did cast off Christopher Morel in the midst of battle 'gainst the Kansas City Royals, sendin' him to the Tampa Bay Rays! Oh, what a tempest of tears erupted in the dugout, like a mermaid's lament! Aye, emotions be runnin' wild like a ship in a storm!
July 28, 2024, 4:45 pm
Arrr! A blundering sea dog of a broadcaster found himself tossed from the Olympics ship after makin' a cheeky jibe 'bout the Aussie lassies swimmin' squad. The backlash be stormier than a tempest, and he be walkin' the plank on a Sunday! Avast, what a scallywag!
July 28, 2024, 3:41 pm
Arrr matey! The Chicago Cubs, thought to be scallywags eager to part with their loot, pulled a jolly trick on the league! On the fine day of Sunday, they snagged the swashbucklin’ All-Star Isaac Paredes from the Tampa Bay Rays, catchin' all by surprise! Avast, what a twist!
July 28, 2024, 11:27 am
Arrr, matey! Boston's own Jaylen Brown be shootin' cannonballs at Grant Hill, callin' him out for jabberin' 'bout conspiracies as to why our lad ain't sailin' to the Olympics. Aye, 'tis a right laugh, like a parrot in a powder keg!
July 28, 2024, 10:47 am
Arrr, mateys! With the fierce Captain Diana Taurasi at the helm, the lasses of Team USA be settin' sail fer their eighth shiny gold doubloon at the 2024 Paris Games! Blow me down, they be shootin’ hoops sharper than a cutlass! ⚓️🏴☠️🏀
July 28, 2024, 10:32 am
Arrr, me hearties! LeBron James be settin' sail with his crew, aim’n to snatch another golden doubloon for Team USA at the Paris Games! In the comin' fortnight, the high seas o’ basketball shall tremble under his might! Hoist the sails and let the games begin!
July 28, 2024, 10:15 am
Arrr, me hearties! Two lassies, Khelif and Lin, once thrown overboard fer not bein’ fit to tussle with the fairer sex, be settin’ sail to the Paris Olympics! They be battlin’ fer medals in the ring, amidst a ruckus o’ testosterone and DNA squabbles! Avast, what a hullabaloo!
July 27, 2024, 9:47 pm
Arrr, matey! Coach Steve Sarkisian o' the Texas Longhorns be sailin' through stormy seas, for he and his lass, after four long years o' wedded bliss, be settin' their sails for separate shores! Aye, what a swashbucklin' twist in the tale!
July 27, 2024, 9:03 pm
Arrr, me hearties! It seems another raucous skirmish be brewin’ ‘twixt them tennis titans at the Paris Games! But fear not, for this be but one of many swashbucklin’ showdowns ye may yet witness from this legendary pair o' seafarin’ sportsmen!
July 27, 2024, 8:39 pm
Arrr, matey! Wilyer Abreu, the daring right fielder of the Red Sox, be tryin' to snatch Oswaldo Cabrera's treasure from the skies! He leapt like a mad seagull, crashin' into the seats and givin' the fans a right good laugh at Fenway Park! Aye, what a jolly show!
July 27, 2024, 7:29 pm
Arrr! The great Snoop Dogg, a master o' the rap seas, be raisin’ a mug fer the first gold medal of the grand United States! Aye, he be celebratin’ with the fair lass Meghan Dressel, wife of the swift swimmin’ shark Caeleb Dressel! A right merry crew, indeed!
July 27, 2024, 5:05 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Yankees be makin' a grand trade, snaggin' the All-Star Jazz Chisholm Jr. from the Marlins for three shiny prospects! Aye, they be addin’ a fine bat to their crew, ready to plunder the bases and hoist the Jolly Roger high!
July 27, 2024, 4:54 pm
Arrr, matey! The grand spectacle of the 2024 Summer Games in Paris be settin’ sail this Thursday! Hoist the anchor and spy which brave souls of Team USA be plunderin’ those shiny medals! Avast, let the games begin!
July 27, 2024, 4:29 pm
Arrr, the lassies of the U.S. be chasin' the Aussies like a ship in a storm, but alas, they be outta reach! Yet, ol' Simone Manuel stretched her arms like a ship’s sail, bestin’ the Chinee by a hair to snag a shiny silver doubloon!
July 27, 2024, 3:16 pm
Arrr, matey! Fitness queen Jillian Michaels be spittin' fire, callin' a jestin' of Christian ways a right mockery! She be all riled up over that Paris Olympics shindig, where they turned "The Last Supper" into a jolly ol' parody! Aye, the seas be rough when faith be jested!
July 27, 2024, 9:29 am
Arrr, me hearties! Lionel Fatu Elika, a seasoned sea dog of 60, took his final voyage to Davy Jones’ locker after his heart decided to mutiny whilst loungin’ in the Olympic cove. The Boxing Association be spillin’ the beans on Saturday! Aye, what a way to shuffle off!
July 27, 2024, 8:37 am
Arrr, a right jolly jest be made of "The Last Supper" at them Olympic shindigs, stirring the tempests o' criticism! Even ol' Harrison Butker, the Chiefs' foot-slinger, be raisin' a ruckus. Blimey, what a hullabaloo over a feast gone awry!
July 27, 2024, 8:19 am
Arrr, former captain of the gridiron, Barry Switzer, spun a yarn with OutKick's "Don’t @ Me with Dan Dakich," jabberin' 'bout the fate of that swashbucklin' Deion Sanders at Colorado. Aye, ‘tis a tale of rum and touchdowns, matey!
July 27, 2024, 8:01 am
Arrr, matey! The NCAA and its five mighty fleets be settin' sail to dish out a treasure o' $2.78 billion to former swashbucklers over the next decade after battlin' in the courts! Aye, 'tis a bounty fit for a scallywag with a good eye for gold!
July 27, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr, matey! Caeleb Dressel be hopin’ to steer the good ship Team USA to gold at the Paris 2024 swimmin' shindig! In the next fortnight, he’ll be splashin' about like a fish outta water, chasin' treasure and glory! Avast, let the games begin!
July 27, 2024, 5:30 am
Avast, me hearties! With the legendary mermaid Katie Ledecky at the helm, the lassies of Team USA be settin' sail fer golden glory at th' 2024 Paris Olympics! Aye, they’ll be splashin’ and dashin’ fer treasure in th' waters of fortune!
July 27, 2024, 5:02 am
Arrr, mateys! Sarah Bacon and Kassidy Cook snagged a shiny silver doubloon fer the good ol' U.S. of A at the Paris Games! Aye, 'twas the first treasure in the chest fer Team USA. Raise yer tankards, fer these lasses be makin' waves on the high seas o' sport!
July 27, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, the lassies of Team USA be settin’ sail fer gold at the Paris Olympics! They be chasin' shiny treasure this Saturday, right under that fancy Eiffel Tower, hopin’ to plunder a medal or two! Avast, may the spikes and serves be ever in their favor!
July 26, 2024, 7:46 pm
Arrr, matey! In the foul hours of the morn, the Athens-Clarke County constables snatched up Georgia Bulldogs' fearsome wide receiver, Rodarius Thomas, for a heap o' family ruckus! Seems even the fiercest sea dogs can’t escape the tempest of home, aye! Savvy?
July 26, 2024, 7:34 pm
Arrr, matey! The ex-Chief Isaiah Buggs be sentenced to a whole year o’ toil after bein’ found guilty o' mistreatin' poor critters! Aye, the scallywag’s got more time in the brig than a fish in a barrel! Let’s hope he learns to be kinder to his furry mates!
July 26, 2024, 6:12 pm
Arr, two French swashbucklers, the swift Marie-José Pérec and the mighty Teddy Riner, didst light the cauldron to kick off the grand Summer Games in Paris. 'Twas a sight to behold, as they brought honor to their homeland with their fiery display!
July 26, 2024, 6:11 pm
Arrr! Ye scallywag teen who be shootin' at the Kansas City Chiefs' parade has been sent to a youth facility in Missouri. Thar be no room for cannons and pistols on landlubber streets! Let this be a lesson to all ye young sea dogs out there!
June 19, 2024, 5:53 am
Arrr! 'Tis told that the scallywag Barry Bonds, the godson of Willie Mays, did share a tribute to the late Hall of Famer on the Instagram on Tuesday, shortly after his passing. Aye, a true mark of respect for a legend of the seas!
June 19, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr, Willie Mays be a legend in the world o' baseball, known as the "Say Hey Kid." This swashbucklin' MLB outfielder be the oldest livin' Hall of Famer in the land! Aye, he be a true treasure on the diamond!
June 19, 2024, 5:44 am
Arrr mateys, the Edmonton Oilers be showin' the Florida Panthers no mercy in Game 5! They be takin' the Stanley Cup Final back to Canada, where it rightfully belongs. Hoist the sails, me hearties, 'tis time to celebrate our victory!
June 19, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr! Kirk Cousins be a bit clueless when the Atlanta Falcons picked Michael Penix Jr. as their eighth mate. But no worries matey, he be sailin' into his lucky 13th year with a hearty yo ho ho!
June 18, 2024, 5:35 am
Arrrrr! The scallywags of the New York Mets be victorious in six duels straight! Aye, tis no mere happenstance that Grimace, that jolly McDonald's sea dog, did toss the first pitch at Citi Field. The fans be swearin' by it!
June 18, 2024, 5:29 am
Arrr mateys, ESPN wench Doris Burke did jest about the hullabaloo o'er Caitlin Clark's coverage, after two scallywags got all tangled up in Game 5 of the Finals on Monday. 'Twas a jolly good time, by Blackbeard's beard!
June 18, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Caitlin Clark be showin' her mettle once again fer the Indiana Fever, swashbucklin' her way through a tumultuous week and a foul play. Aye, she be playin' her best game yet, settin' sail with skill and determination!
June 18, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr mateys! Jake Paul's noble cause, Boxing Bullies, hath plundered o'er $400,000 doubloons since its inception in 2021. But alas! The YouTuber-now-pugilist claims it hath sailed below the radar. Aye, the scallywags be missin' out on the treasures we be sharin'! Arrr!
June 17, 2024, 3:15 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! Les Miles be cryin' foul and suin' the school for takin' away 37 of his hard-earned victories. The man be wantin' his name in the Hall of Fame, but it be like tryin' to find buried treasure without a map!
June 17, 2024, 2:59 pm
Arr mateys, ESPN's Stephen A. Smith be standin' by Angel Reese's tale o' a proper "basketball play" on the lass Caitlin Clark. Aye, 'twas a foul indeed, but methinks there be no need for all this flagrant-1 nonsense! A bit o' jolly mischief on the court, I say!
June 17, 2024, 11:54 am
Arrr, Pittsburgh Steelers' swashbuckler T.J. Watt be lookin' to plunder some post-season triumphs as he nears his thirtieth year. The scallywag has only seen action in three playoff skirmishes thus far. Aye, he be thirstin' for more booty!
June 17, 2024, 11:15 am
Avast ye scallywags! J.J. Rice, a brave kitefoiler from the land of the stars and stripes, hath met his untimely demise whilst diving. May he rest in Davy Jones' locker, as he sails on to compete for Tonga in the Olympics of Paris 2024. Huzzah!
June 17, 2024, 11:01 am
Arrr mateys! The scallywag Angel Reese didst commit a foul worthy of walkin' the plank on Caitlin Clark. But alas! 'Twas the New York Islanders co-owner Jon Ledecky who dodged the cannonball! Aye, the seas be full of surprises indeed!
June 17, 2024, 10:53 am
Arrr! The U.S. District Court in Kentucky be puttin' a stop to the Biden scallywag's new Title IX rules in six states! No walkin' the plank for them just yet, says the court! Aye, 'tis a jolly good time for those fightin' the rule changes!
June 17, 2024, 9:26 am
Avast ye mateys! 'Tis be said that former NFL star Robert Griffin III be claimin' that Caitlin Clark and Angel Reese be caught in a race war unfair to them and the sport. Arrr, me hearties, the seas be rough with controversy! Aye, 'tis a storm brewin' indeed!
June 16, 2024, 8:27 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The Philadelphia Phillies skipper Rob Thomson was sent to Davy Jones' locker during Sunday's skirmish with the Baltimore Orioles. But ye ole umpire Mike Estabrook be giving it right back to him, aye, a right rowdy exchange it was! Arrr!
June 16, 2024, 6:47 pm
Arrr, the scallywags be havin' a moment o' confusion in the fifth inning against the Rockies on Saturday! A base runner be sneakin' away with home plate like a sly fox. Shiver me timbers, that be a salty move indeed!
June 16, 2024, 5:46 pm
Arrr matey! Delonte West, the befuddled former NBA guard, was sighted meandering through a Virginian parking lot in sorry state just a fortnight after his latest run-in with the law. Aye, his luck be as cursed as a sunken treasure!
June 16, 2024, 5:45 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Bryson DeChambeau be the champion of the U.S. Open once more, bestin' Rory McIlroy by a single stroke at 6-under par at Pinehurst No. 2. Shiver me timbers, what a swashbucklin' victory!
June 16, 2024, 4:56 pm
Arrr, Caitlin Clark didst fire a crucial shot from beyond the arc to put Indiana ahead in the final quarter, leading the Fever to victory o'er the Chicago Sky. 'Twas a swashbucklin' display of marksmanship, me hearties!
June 16, 2024, 4:49 pm
Arrr, the skipper of Texas A&M's baseball crew, Jim Schlossnagle, hath condemned the antics of two rowdy Aggies scallywags, who were tossed from Saturday's skirmish for giving the lads from Florida's dugout a proper ribbing. Aye, those scallywags be walking the plank!
June 16, 2024, 11:40 am
Arr, me mateys, Klay Thompson be a swashbucklin' four-time All-Star who helped lead the Golden State Warriors to four NBA treasures in eight years. He be a key member of the crew, showin' no fear in battle on the court!
June 16, 2024, 10:01 am
Arrr, the feud betwixt the lasses Angel Reese and Caitlin Clark be a fierce one, as the Indiana Fever and Chicago Sky clash once again on the court. Will they be settlin' their differences with a duel of threes and layups, or will they be resortin' to a good ol' fashioned sword fight?
June 16, 2024, 8:50 am
Arr matey! The lass Missy Franklin be chattin' with Fox News Digital 'bout raisin' awareness for kidney health after her father's successful transplant in the year o' 2022. Aye, she be swimmin' for a cause, aye!
June 16, 2024, 8:00 am
Arrr! Avast ye mateys! Bryson DeChambeau be swashbucklin' his way to a 7-under score at the U.S. Open, holdin' a three-stroke lead goin' into the final round at Pinehurst No. 2. The scallywag be playin' like a true pirate on the links! Arrr!
June 15, 2024, 11:39 pm
Arrr mateys, hear ye, the Edmonton Oilers be settin' sail to make history and snatch the Stanley Cup from Davy Jones' locker after bein' down 3-0 in the Final. Aye, they be aimin' to plunder the trophy and keelhaul their opponents!
June 15, 2024, 10:09 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Young Eugene Hilton Jr., spawn of the renowned Colts buccaneer T.Y. Hilton, be settin' sail fer the Wisconsin Badgers after garnerin' attention from many a land lubbin' school. Aye, the gridiron be callin' his name!
June 15, 2024, 8:08 pm
Arrr mateys! The former hoopster Paul Pierce be throwin' some mighty sharp words at them USA Basketball bigwigs for leavin' Caitlin Clark out of the Olympic crew. Aye, 'tis a scandalous decision that be sure to stir up a mighty tempest on the high seas!
June 15, 2024, 6:54 pm
Arrr, the swashbucklin' Missy Franklin be chattin' with Fox News Digital 'bout young Katie Ledecky's chances at the 2024 Summer Olympics. Will she be plunderin' all the gold medals like a true sea dog? We shall see, me hearties!
June 15, 2024, 4:54 pm
Avast ye mateys! Arike Ogunbowale be a swashbucklin' scorer in the WNBA, but the political shenanigans be too much for the lass. She be takin' herself out o' the player pool, lest she be caught up in their treacherous games. Fair winds to ye, Arike!
June 15, 2024, 4:18 pm
Avast ye maties! 'Tis been reported that the former NBA scallywag, Darius Morris, has shuffled off this mortal coil at the ripe age of 33 due to a cruel heart affliction. By Blackbeard's beard, may his spirit find calm seas in Davy Jones' Locker. Arrr!
June 15, 2024, 3:00 pm
Arrr! Andrea Hurley be confessin' she was not keen on abandonin' UConn and settin' sail for Los Angeles so Dan Hurley could coach the Lakers. Methinks she be missin' the East Coast already, aye!
June 15, 2024, 2:37 pm
Ye landlubbers, fear not! Conor McGregor hath declared on the electronic message board that he shall once again enter the battle circle, despite the misfortune of injury thwarting his plans at UFC 303. Prepare ye selves for the return of the notorious Irish fighter! Arrr!
June 15, 2024, 10:46 am
Arrr, Serena Williams be keepin' mum about her dealings with the former President Trump, claimin' she chats with plenty o' rulers. Methinks she be dodgin' the question like a crafty pirate avoidin' the plank!
June 15, 2024, 8:00 am
Arr, me hearties! It be said that Bill Belichick won't be sailin' the NFL seas this year after 50 long years. But fear not, for he'll have plenty o' time to frolic with his young lass. Ye old sea dog still be on his adventures, just in a different league! Arrr!
June 15, 2024, 6:35 am
Avast ye landlubbers! 'Tis said that Charles Barkley be settin' sail from the broadcast seas come next year, no matter the fate of the NBA's media treasure. Farewell, ye scallywags, we be missin' his jolly antics on the airwaves! Arrr!
June 15, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr mateys, this gymnast Fred Richard be aimin' fer the golden treasure at the Olympics this month, but be settin' his sights even further on the booty in 2036! Aye, he be a true swashbuckler of the gymnastic seas!
June 4, 2024, 5:39 pm
Arrr, mateys! The Chargers' swashbucklin' quarterback Justin Herbert be a fine talent in the NFL, but word on the high seas be that he be missin' a crucial quality that be holdin' him back from true greatness. Arrr, me hearties, what could it be?
June 4, 2024, 4:53 pm
Arrr, just afore the Olympic Trials, the mighty Simone Biles be snatchin' her ninth all-around title at the U.S. Gymnastics Championships on the Sabbath. Aye, she be showin' those landlubbers how it be done!
June 4, 2024, 4:50 pm
Arr matey, Trevor Bauer be rulin' the seas in Mexico like a true buccaneer! And after Shohei Ohtani be cleared o' any wrongdoin' in a gamblin' scandal, Bauer be yearnin' fer another shot at glory on the diamond. Yo ho ho and a bottle o' rum!
June 4, 2024, 3:58 pm
Arrr! Me hearties, if C.J. Stroud had to pick betwixt Eli Manning and Aaron Rodgers, he'd be settin' sail with the Giants legend! Aye, them Super Bowl rings be a treasure worth more than all the gold in Davy Jones' locker! Aye, sail ho!
June 4, 2024, 10:59 am
Arrr, the scallywag Tucupita Marcano of the San Diego Padres hath been given the ol' heave-ho from the grand game of baseball! 'Tis said he wagered a king's fortune on the outcome of games. Aye, the lad be walkin' the plank now!
June 4, 2024, 10:03 am
Arrr, mateys! The Serbian sea dog Novak Djokovic be walkin' the plank from the French Open 'cause of a bum knee. Aye, he be missin' out on a treasure trove of Grand Slam booty! Aye, mayhaps next time he'll be back sailin' the high seas!
June 4, 2024, 8:18 am
Arrr, me hearties! Transgender athlete Veronica Garcia be tellin' tales of lasses showin' no sportsmanship after winnin' a state title! She be demandin' fair play and respect on the high seas of competition! Aye, let's rally behind this fierce competitor and show her the support she deserves! Arrr!
June 4, 2024, 7:04 am
Arrr, Dallas Mavericks' star guard Kyrie Irving be ponderin' his days wit' the Boston Celtics, wishin' for the sweet taste o' playoff basketball in that cursed city. Oh, how he misses the thrill o' battle on the court!
June 4, 2024, 5:05 am
Arrr mateys! Eleven scurvy NFL crews be holdin' out on support fer Pride month while the rest be shoutin' it from the mast on social media. Them other teams be struttin' about like peacocks, showin' off their colors like a proud parrot. Full sails ahead fer them!
June 4, 2024, 4:30 am
Ye olde Jared Allen be sayin' these organized team activities be nought but a fancy workout! Fear not, me hearties, for the players not showin' up be no cause for concern. Let the men be enjoyin' their time ashore, for they'll be back plunderin' the field soon enough! Arrr!
June 4, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Caitlin Clark be under fire for just playin' a bit o' basketball! Aye, tis a crime to some, but we pirates be cheerin' her on! The lass be takin' all the criticism like a true pirate, with her head held high and her eye on the prize!
June 3, 2024, 8:05 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Chicago Sky's own Chennedy Carter hath finally opened her trap to the scallywags of the media 'bout her swashbucklin' foul on Caitlin Clark. She be sayin' she's got no regrets for her actions - aye, she be a feisty lass indeed! Arrr!
June 3, 2024, 5:15 pm
Arr, Pat McAfee be beggin' pardon fer callin' Caitlin Clark a 'White b----' on his show. Claimin' he meant it as a compliment! Arr, what a jolly jape! Ye can't be callin' a lady such names and expect her to take it kindly. Aye, McAfee be walkin' the plank fer sure!
June 3, 2024, 3:48 pm
Arrr, Stephen A. Smith and Monica McNutt be havin' a squabble on ESPN's "First Take" this mornin'. The wench be givin' the scallywag a good tongue lashing over his talk of the WNBA. 'Twas a sight to behold, mateys!
June 3, 2024, 2:49 pm
Arrr mateys, ESPN's Pat McAfee be talkin' about Caitlin Clark and her doubters on his radio program, callin' the Indiana Fever lass a "White b----." Thar be no need for such harsh words, let's just enjoy the game of basketball, savvy?
June 3, 2024, 2:36 pm
Arrr! It be said that the swashbuckler companion of Indiana Fever's new recruit, Caitlin Clark, be in favor of enlistin' a scurvy enforcer to deal with the foul play from the Chicago Sky. Aye, let the scallywags beware, for the Fever be ready for battle!
June 3, 2024, 11:25 am
Avast ye mateys! 'Twas a strange happenin' on Sunday as Baltimore Orioles' swashbuckler Jorge Mateo found himself in the clutches of the concussion protocol after a scallywag encounter with his shipmate Cedric Mullins. Aye, the seas be treacherous indeed!
June 3, 2024, 11:24 am
Avast ye mateys! The great Larry Allen of the Dallas Cowboys hath gone to Davy Jones' locker whilst frolicking in Mexico. Aye, he be only 52 years young. Fair winds and following seas to ye, dear friend. fare thee well.
June 3, 2024, 10:52 am
Avast ye, me hearties! ESPN's Stephen A. Smith be claimin' that some lasses from the WNBA be feelin' envious o' Caitlin Clark! Methinks tis a load o' bilge! Arrr, mayhaps he be talkin' out o' his aft end! Aye, a pox on his blarney!
June 3, 2024, 9:46 am
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis a sad tale of gallant athletes, coaches, and other seafaring sports figures who have met their watery grave in the treacherous year of 2024. May they rest in Davy Jones' locker, forever remembered for their swashbuckling exploits on the field of play.
June 3, 2024, 5:42 am
Arrr, C.T. Pan's trusty caddie took a blow in the final round at the RBC Canadian Open, leaving him unable to shoulder the burden. Quick as a pirate to the plunder, a fan and some others stepped in to hoist his loot and help him finish the voyage.
June 2, 2024, 8:46 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Indiana Fever were scuppered by the New York Liberty in a grand fashion! Caitlin Clark couldn't hit the broad side of a barn, only scrounging up three measly points. 'Twas a proper thrashing, mateys, aye!
June 2, 2024, 7:46 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Commanders be tellin' us they be givin' the boot to veteran kicker Brandon McManus! It be said he be up to no good, makin' trouble with the lasses of the sky. Shiver me timbers! Ye best be keepin' a weather eye on yer crew, lest ye find yerself walkin' the plank too!
June 2, 2024, 7:28 pm
Arrr matey, the Boston Celtics be awaitin' the return of their tall shipmate Kristaps Porzingis for the NBA Finals clash with the Dallas Mavericks. Thar be hope in the hearts o' Celtics faithful as they yearn for his plunderin' presence on the court once more!
June 2, 2024, 5:41 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Tommy Pham be giving the Milwaukee Brewers a mighty warning after a tussle with William Contreras in the White Sox's defeat. Beware, for Pham be a fierce buccaneer not to be crossed! Arrr!
June 2, 2024, 5:07 pm
Arr, me hearties! The gallant New York Jets signal-caller, Aaron Rodgers, hath shared a portrait of himselves in parley with the ex-President Trump, all whilst takin' a ribbin' from the scallywags on the interwebs. 'Tis a tale fit for the high seas indeed! Arrr!
June 2, 2024, 4:56 pm
Arrr, ye scallywag Ryan Garcia be claimin' the supplement he be takin' be tainted with forbidden substances, but the company responsibe be fightin' back! 'Tis a battle of wits and words on the high seas of legality! Aye, may the best pirate win!
June 2, 2024, 2:28 pm
Arrr, Novak Djokovic's battle at the French Open went on for five grueling sets, ending in the wee hours o' the mornin'. Many scallywags be complainin' 'bout the ungodly hour, claimin' it be bad for their health. Avast, tennis be a tough sport, mateys!
June 2, 2024, 10:38 am
Avast ye scallywags! Birmingham-Southern be stayin' afloat in the battle for the championship, thanks to Jackson Webster's mighty swashbucklin' home run against Randolph-Macon. The Panthers be fightin' with the heart of a lion and the skill of a seasoned pirate! Arrr!
June 2, 2024, 10:02 am
Arrr, Arizona Diamondbacks scallywag Paul Sewald be givin' a right thrashin' to a New York Mets landlubber fer his tomfoolery after the crew's 10-5 victory on Saturday sun-down. Aye, 'twas a jolly good show indeed!
June 2, 2024, 9:37 am
Arrr! The Florida Panthers hath bested the scurvy New York Rangers in Game 6 of the Eastern Conference Finals to claim victory and sail on to the Stanley Cup Final for the second year in a row! Ahoy, may the winds of fortune be in our favor once more!
June 2, 2024, 8:42 am
Avast ye mateys! The fearsome warrior Draymond Green be speakin' of the clash betwixt Caitlin Clark and Chennedy Carter. He be claimin' the Indiana Fever be lackin' a proper enforcer to keep the peace on the court. Arrr, aye!
June 2, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr, the lass Chennedy Carter be takin' to the digital seas to defend her honor with likes, as the landlubbers be squawkin' about her hip-check on Caitlin Clark. Ye critics best beware, lest ye face the wrath of this feisty Sky guard!
June 1, 2024, 11:50 pm
Arr ye mateys! The notorious Donald Trump be makin' a grand entrance at UFC 302, right after bein' found guilty in a New York trial. The rumble happened in New Jersey, where the scallywag showed his face and caused quite the commotion! Aye, what a sly dog he be!
June 1, 2024, 8:06 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Former Philadelphia Eagles swashbuckler Jason Kelce be stirrin' up a storm on the interwebs with his talk o' scrubbin' feet and legs like a proper seadog! Arrr, the landlubbers be talkin' about it for days! Aye, he be a true legend of the gridiron!
June 1, 2024, 6:57 pm
Arrr, the Indiana Fever GM Lin Dunn and head coach Christie Sides be chirpin' like a couple o' parrots about how they be treatin' Caitlin Clark in their victory o'er the Chicago Sky. Methinks they be talkin' more than a squawkin' seagull!
June 1, 2024, 5:42 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Ye see, Real Madrid be like a fierce kraken, takin' charge in the second half of the Champions League final against Borussia Dortmund. They plundered their way to victory with a 2-0 score on a fine Saturday. Aye, they be the true champions of the sea!
June 1, 2024, 4:02 pm
Arrr mateys, Drew Brees be wantin' to set sail on the broadcaster seas once more! After just one year ashore, he be yearnin' for another go at the job. Will he be speakin' the truth or just blowin' hot air? Only time will tell, ye scurvy dogs!
June 1, 2024, 3:12 pm
Arrr, Angel Reese be walkin' the plank fer her shenanigans in the battle against the Indiana Fever! She be cheerin' on her matey's scurvy foul on Caitlin Clark, then deliverin' one o' her own! Aye, that be a tale to tell over grog!
June 1, 2024, 2:43 pm
Arr, me hearties! The fair maiden Paige Spiranac was shocked by the altercation betwixt Chicago Sky's Chennedy Carter and Indiana Fever's Caitlin Clark. 'Tis a scandalous affair on the court, indeed! Ye scallywags better watch yer backs, lest ye be caught up in a tempestuous brawl!
June 1, 2024, 11:12 am
Arr mateys! The fierce rivals Caitlin Clark and Angel Reese be settin' sail for a showdown at the WNBA seas this Saturday, as the Indiana Fever play host to the Chicago Sky. Grab yer spyglass and prepare for a battle of the basketball buccaneers!
June 1, 2024, 9:51 am
Arrr, Jake Paul be feelin' like a scurvy dog with a broken heart over the delay in fightin' Mike Tyson. But fear not, me hearties! Paul be swearin' he'll be well-prepared and ready to battle on the new fight day. Avast, ye mateys!
June 1, 2024, 5:01 am
Arrr, retired captain Bobby Valentine be no stranger to run-ins with that scallywag Angel Hernandez. But fear not, for he be a master at craftin' winning crews on the diamond! Hoist the Jolly Roger, me hearties, for Bobby Valentine be a true legend of the game!
May 31, 2024, 7:55 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The matey Ben Johnson be a fine coach, but no cap'n be offerin' him a ship o' his own this season. Many a crew be eyein' him up though, lookin' to steal him away to their own quarters. Arrr!
May 31, 2024, 7:09 pm
Arr matey! Micah Parsons be holdin' out for a new treasure chest from them Dallas Cowboys, and Cap'n McCarthy ain't too happy about it! Aye, tis a scallywag move, but can ye blame the lad for wantin' more booty? Arrr!
May 31, 2024, 6:53 pm
Arr, looks like them Kansas City Chiefs be settin' their sails fer Washington once again! The crew paid a visit to the fancy White House to celebrate their latest plunderin' of the Super Bowl treasure. Aye, tis a fine day to be a champion!
May 31, 2024, 4:53 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! Arrrgh, hear ye hear ye! Most Valuable Promotions be postponin' the epic battle 'twixt Jake Paul 'n Mike Tyson after th' legend's been feelin' a bit poorly. Thar be no fightin' without a healthy opponent, so we'll just have to wait a wee bit longer for the showdown! Aye aye!
May 31, 2024, 4:51 pm
Arrr mateys! The captain of the Kansas City Chiefs, Clark Hunt, be talkin' 'bout unity and sportin' spirits while swappin' sides faster than a scallywag jumpin' ship! Be a bold move, me hearties, but we'll see if he be livin' by his words or just blowin' smoke! Aye, me laughin' me boots off at this turn of events!
May 31, 2024, 4:23 pm
Arrr mateys! The coach be cryin' foul, claimin' the Colorado crew be messin' with a player. But the scallywags be sayin' the lad was tricked by a catfish! Aye, 'tis a tale as fishy as a kraken's breath!
May 31, 2024, 3:15 pm
Arrr mateys! Travis Kelce be on the lookout fer new scenes to plunder in the world of cinema. He be dreamin' of joinin' the crew of the sequel to "Happy Gilmore." Mayhaps he'll swashbuckle his way to Hollywood treasure! Aye, that be a tale worth tellin' on the high seas!
May 31, 2024, 11:31 am
Avast ye! The scallywag Mohamed Camara from Monaco be walkin' the plank with a four-game suspension for coverin' the anti-homophobia patch on his uniform during a match! Blimey! 'Tis a foul deed that be unforgivable in the eyes of the French soccer league! Arrr!
May 31, 2024, 9:56 am
Arrr mateys, a lass from Pennsylvania be beggin' pardon to the famous Kelce duo after a viral vid caught her squabblin' with 'em on Memorial Day. Ye best watch yer tongue next time, lest ye be walkin' the plank!
May 31, 2024, 7:34 am
Arr matey, the Oklahoma City Thunder be walkin' the plank after bein' eliminated from the playoffs. General manager Sam Presti be confessin' he made a blunder in tradin' for Gordon Hayward. Ahoy, time to set sail for the offseason!
May 31, 2024, 7:29 am
Arrr, Ryan Garcia's scurvy legal crew be showin' Fox News Digital some test results that be provin' two of the lad's powders had some naughty substances in 'em before the brawl with Devin Haney. Looks like he be walkin' the plank fer that one, matey!
May 31, 2024, 3:30 am
Arrr mateys, the Kansas City Chiefs be makin' a grand voyage to the White House to celebrate their second plunder of the Super Bowl treasure! Here be the tales of their triumph for ye to feast yer eyes upon.
May 31, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, mateys! Paul Skenes and Caitlin Clark be ruling the high seas of pro sports in the early days of their campaigns. These two scallywags be from the same Midwest lands, aye, and be makin' waves like no other! Aye, the plunder be plentiful for these two!
May 30, 2024, 8:58 pm
Arrr, ye scallywags! The seven-time world champion hath made an appearance on the latest "Hot Ones" series, bravely facing the fiery "wings of death" like a true buccaneer. His spice tolerance be tested to the limit, but he emerged victorious, a true legend of the seas!
May 30, 2024, 8:18 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The fearsome Darryl Strawberry, aye, a three-time World Series conqueror, be sharin' jolly good tidings about his health, a couple o' moons after a frightful health scare. Yo ho ho, let's raise a tankard to his recovery!
May 30, 2024, 5:15 pm
Arrr, mateys! Word be spreadin' that the coach of the U.S. Olympic pairs figure skatin' team, Dalilah Sappenfield, has been given the ol' heave-ho with a lifetime ban for alleged abuse! Looks like she'll be walkin' the plank for this one! Aye aye, captain!
May 30, 2024, 4:54 pm
Arrr mateys! The scallywag Isaiah Buggs of the Kansas City Chiefs has been caught red-handed by the law dogs! Charged with two counts of mistreating poor animals. Ye best be keepin' an eye on yer pets, lest they end up in Davy Jones' locker! Aye!
May 30, 2024, 4:42 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The scurvy dog Boomer Esiason be hollerin' at Jorge López like a landlubber, but when he heard tell of a "serious" family matter, he be takin' it all back faster than a barnacle on a ship's hull. Arrr!
May 30, 2024, 4:35 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Nebraska sports officials have declared a new pact with the seasoned volleyball skipper, John Cook. But, here be the kicker - the agreement be havin' a peculiar clause about a horse! Aye, tis a strange twist in the tale of Cook's coaching career.
May 30, 2024, 11:07 am
Arrr, word has it that the scallywags in the French Open crowd be actin' like a bunch of landlubbers! To curb their debauchery, the officials be settin' down the law and banishin' the grog from the stands. Aye, let's see if they can still enjoy the match without their precious rum!
May 30, 2024, 10:38 am
Arrr, Marjorie Harris, the wench who shares the spoils of the Washington Commanders, hath spoken of changin' the ship's moniker once more at a jolly charity event. Methinks 'tis like rearrangin' the deck chairs on a sinking vessel!
May 30, 2024, 9:15 am
Arrr, 'tis said that the fair maiden Charley Hull of the English LPGA Tour did partake in the smokin' of a cigarette whilst attendin' to the adorin' masses at the U.S. Women's Open on Wednesday. Aye, a bold lass indeed!
May 30, 2024, 7:54 am
Arr matey, the UFC legend Michael Bisping be waggin' his tongue about old Mike Tyson steppin' into the ring with that scallywag Jake Paul! Ye can almost hear the cannons firin' as the fighters trade blows on their YouTube decks. Aye, 'tis a sight to behold!
May 30, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr mateys, with not but a scant 100 days till the kick off o' the 2024-2025 NFL season, there be three grand tales to keep yer spyglass on. Yarrr, me hearties, the gridiron be callin'!
May 30, 2024, 5:16 am
Arrr, me hearties! Det. Bryan Gillis o' Louisville PD be sayin' he be havin' no quarrel wit' Scottie Scheffler, but still stands by his arrest like a true buccaneer. The seas be calm for now, but who knows when the storm be brewin' again! Arrr!
May 30, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr mateys, word on the deck be that the NFL Players Association be talkin' about shakin' up their offseason trainin'! Aye, the winds of change be blowin' and who knows what treasures or troubles lie ahead for us scallywags in the league. Aye, me hearties!
May 30, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Major League Baseball be makin' history by givin' due recognition to the stats of the Negro League. Aye, there may be a new legend on the horizon, settin' sail to become the greatest of all time in the grand game of baseball! Aye, bring out the grog and let's celebrate this momentous occasion!
May 29, 2024, 5:17 pm
Avast ye mateys! Ye be receivin' yer weekly news o' all the sportin' adventures from 'cross the seven seas. Stay informed, lest ye be caught unawares in the next rum-fueled debate at the tavern! Arrr!
May 29, 2024, 4:43 pm
Avast ye mateys! 'Tis said that the Kansas City Chiefs scurvy dog, Isaiah Buggs, be wanted for mistreating poor creatures of the feline and canine kind! Abandoning 'em on a back porch, aye! 'Tis a crime against nature, me hearties! Arrr!
May 29, 2024, 4:15 pm
Arrr mateys, the scallywag Edwin Diaz of the New York Mets be walkin' the plank to the injured list for 15 days! His right shoulder be sufferin' from a mighty impingement. Aye, it be a rough voyage for this lad!
May 29, 2024, 3:28 pm
Arrr mateys, the New York Yankees be boastin' a resume any ship would plunder for, and on Tuesday they be addin' to it by achievin' a feat not seen since 1893. Aye, they be sailin' the high seas of success with no end in sight!
May 29, 2024, 11:46 am
Arrr me hearties, word be spreadin' on the digital seas of Scottie Scheffler spoutin' his tale after bein' thrown in the brig afore the second round of the PGA Championship. Aye, the lad be dancin' the hempen jig in front of the cameras!
May 29, 2024, 9:46 am
Arrr, me mateys! 'Tis true that Stetson Bennett be admittin' he took a break from the pigskin on account o' his noggin not bein' in proper shape. Aye, even the toughest o' pirates need to take care o' their mental health!
May 29, 2024, 8:18 am
Arrr, me hearties! Caitlin Clark didst dazzle the crowd with her piratical skills on the court, tallying a mighty 30 points for the Fever. Alas, the crew of Indiana couldn't outwit the scallywags from Los Angeles. Better luck next time, ye scurvy dogs!
May 29, 2024, 6:56 am
Arrr, me hearties be sayin' that Peyton Manning be a legend in the NFL seas, but it seems he be more interested in sailin' on the field than settlin' down in the front office. Fair winds and followin' seas to ye, Peyton!
May 29, 2024, 5:39 am
Arrr, me hearties! Angel Hernandez, that seasoned buccaneer of the MLB, be takin' his final voyage on May 9. But methinks there be a tale as to why this old salt vanished for near three weeks afore hangin' up his cleats for good! Aye, the mystery deepens!
May 29, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Haley and Hanna Cavinder be jabberin' to OutKick's "Hot Mic" 'bout Caitlin Clark's swashbucklin' impacts on th' WNBA and women's college basketball, hailin' her as a "once-in-a-lifetime player." Aye, she be a treasure worth fightin' for on th' court!
May 29, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr mateys! The Olympic silver medalist Jordan Chiles be settin' sail for Paris to plunder the gold at the Games! With a chest full o' experience and a heart brimmin' with confidence, she be ready to conquer the seven seas of gymnastics! Arrr!
May 28, 2024, 9:10 pm
Arrr mateys! 'Tis said that Pittsburgh Steelers' scallywag Jaylen Warren spilled the beans that their special teams coordinator be thinkin' of lettin' Justin Fields take a turn as a kick returner. Aye, 'tis a jolly sight to imagine that young privateer takin' on such a role!
May 28, 2024, 5:35 pm
Arrr mateys, the fearsome CC Sabathia, a six-time MLB All-Star, did not hold back his thoughts on the scurvy umpire Angel Hernandez for walkin' the plank from the game. Me thinks he be glad to see the back of that blaggard!
May 28, 2024, 5:10 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Terence Atmane be beggin' pardon for strikin' a landlubber in the stands at the French Open. Aye, 'twas a moment o' frustration that led to such folly. Let's hope he be keepin' his temper in check next time, lest he walk the plank! Arrr!
May 28, 2024, 5:10 pm
Arr, me hearties! Lexi Thompson be hangin' up her golf clubs at a mere 29 years old due to the demons in her mind. Fair winds and following seas to ye, me lass! May ye find calm waters in retirement.
May 28, 2024, 4:50 pm
Avast ye mateys! The scurvy announcer of the lasses' soccer match hath been scolded for his foul tongue in a video caught during halftime of the Kansas state championship. Arrr, the lad should stick to announcin' and leave the vulgarities to the sailors!
May 28, 2024, 10:28 am
Arrr, the Indiana Pacers skipper Rick Carlisle be beholden to his old mate Bill Walton for helpin' him win over his fair maiden on their maiden voyage. 'Twas a grand first parley, meetin' the Grateful Dead crew and all! Aye, true love be found in the strangest of places!
May 28, 2024, 7:39 am
Avast ye mateys! The daring scallywag Ryan Garcia be offerin' to step into the ring in place o' the mighty Mike Tyson after his health scare. 'Tis a tale o' bravery fit for a swashbucklin' adventure on the high seas! Arrr!
May 28, 2024, 5:51 am
Arrr, Jake Paul be settin' the record straight about the scurvy rumors surroundin' his brawl with Mike Tyson. The old sea dog had a bit of a fright in the skies, but fear not mateys, the fight be still on for July! Aye, me hearties!
May 27, 2024, 10:43 pm
Arrr, the Boston Celtics be like the mighty ship runnin' away with the Eastern Conference booty! They be showin' no mercy to the Pacers on Monday night, leavin' 'em in their wake. Hoist the colors!
May 27, 2024, 8:53 pm
Arrr mateys! Word on the high seas be that Angel Hernandez, after 34 long voyages as an umpire in Major League Baseball, be hangin' up his hat. Aye, 'tis said he's gainin' quite the reputation fer his calls on the field. Farewell to ye, Hernandez! May ye find fair winds and followin' seas in retirement!
May 27, 2024, 7:15 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! Not even the scallywag Tom Brady, a seven-time Lombardi Trophy plunderer, hath ever seized three Super Bowls in a row — nobody has. But if any crew can, Brady be sayin' it might be the Kansas City Chiefs, arrr!
May 27, 2024, 7:00 pm
Avast, me hearties! A matey from the Cincinnati Reds crew be caught under the tarp as she be helpin' lay it down durin' a fierce rain! Arrr, looks like she be havin' a bit of trouble with the old sea monster! Aye, be careful out there, me mateys!
May 27, 2024, 4:51 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! The scurvy dog Jim Gray be spillin' the beans to Fox News about Bill Walton shufflin' off this mortal coil. Claims the ol' sea dog be the "luckiest man in the world" with Walton as his matey. Har har, what a jolly ol' tale!
May 27, 2024, 4:16 pm
Arrr matey! The Los Angeles Angels infielder Miguel Sano, who hath been on the injured list since May the first, hath suffered a setback! The scallywag hath burned himself with a heating pad on his knee! Ye best be watchin' out for them pesky heating pads, ye landlubbers! Arrr!
May 27, 2024, 3:53 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Becky Hammon, Cap'n of the Las Vegas Aces, be sayin' that the swashbucklin' achievements of black and brown mateys be not gettin' the recognition they deserve compared to the white scallywags. Aye, we must be raisin' the Jolly Roger for all to see!
May 27, 2024, 3:25 pm
Arrr, me hearty! Stephen n' Ayesha Curry be celebratin' the birth o' their fourth scallywag earlier this moon, announcin' it on the Lord's Day. Caius Chai be their second young buccaneer. Fair winds to the whole crew! Arrr!
May 27, 2024, 10:56 am
Arrr mateys! The mighty boxing champion Mike Tyson didst find himself in a bit of a pickle aboard a flying vessel from one port to another. His crew did report that he felt a touch of the queasiness and dizziness, but fear not, for the champ hath since made a full recovery!
May 27, 2024, 9:21 am
Arr, Harry Higgs be talkin' about how his victory at the Visit Knoxville Open didn't sit right after the passin' of Grayson Murray. He took to the stage to give a powerful speech, makin' the crowd weep like a ship in a storm.
May 27, 2024, 8:11 am
Arrr, me hearties! Charles Leclerc be the first seafarin' Monégasque scallywag to claim victory at the Monaco Grand Prix in 93 years! And the announcer, Alex Jacques, did a fine job describin' the emotions of the crew in that historic moment. Aye, aye, me mateys!
May 27, 2024, 7:07 am
Arrr! 'Twas a sight to see, as Travis Kelce, Patrick Mahomes, and Hollywood Brown faced the wrath of Dallas Mavericks fans at the Western Conference Finals. 'Twas as if they had trespassed on a pirate's ship without permission! Aye, 'twas a cold reception indeed!
May 27, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Red Sox and Brewers be havin' a row on the field o' Fenway Park. Pitcher Chris Martin be givin' lip to first base coach Quintin Berry, and chaos ensued! Ye best be grabbin' yer popcorn, this be one mighty fine spectacle!
May 26, 2024, 7:37 pm
Arr matey, Josef Newgarden be a crafty scallywag! He bested that scurvy dog Pato O'Ward in the final lap of a treacherous Indy 500, claiming victory at the grand Indianapolis Motor Speedway for the second time in a row. Aye, he be one of the rare few to accomplish such a feat! Arr!
May 26, 2024, 4:55 pm
Arrr, Grayson Murray's crew be in a right state of shock after the PGA Tour star met his untimely end on Saturday. Jay Green, his trusty mate, be recalling a man who'd go to the ends of the earth for any soul.
May 26, 2024, 3:34 pm
Arrr matey! The sky rookie Angel Reese had a rough go of it on Saturday night, as the WNBA veteran Alyssa Thomas gave her a taste of the plank with a mighty clothesline during a scuffle for the booty. The poor lass was sent to Davey Jones' locker in disgrace.
May 26, 2024, 2:28 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The New York Mets be in dire straits, their ship be sinkin' faster than a cannonball through the hull! The crew be losin' hope faster than a scallywag losin' his treasure map. Aye, 'tis a dark day for this band of misfits!
May 26, 2024, 1:56 pm
Arrr, Grayson Murray's kin be wantin' the game to go on despite their lad's unfortunate fate at sea. They be askin' ye scallywags to sport ribbons on yer hats to pay respect to the lad on Sunday. Show some heart, me hearties!
May 26, 2024, 10:41 am
Avast ye mateys! Grayson Murray's kin be confirm'n on the Sabbath morn that he be takin' his own life at the tender age o' 30 on the previous day, after retirin' from the Charles Schwab Challenge. Aye, 'tis a sad tale indeed. Fair winds and calm seas to ye, Grayson.
May 26, 2024, 9:12 am
Arr me hearties, the famed LeBron James be keepin' us all in suspense about his next move on the court. His trusty agent Rich Paul be givin' us a glimpse into his secret plans. Will he stay or will he go? Only time will tell, mateys!
May 26, 2024, 8:43 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Pac-12 be sailin' into the sunset on Saturday night, in grand style! The Arizona Wildcats be hittin' a walk-off single to seal the deal, makin' their mark on the high seas of college baseball. Aye, aye!
May 26, 2024, 8:39 am
Arrr mateys, the Birmingham-Southern College baseball crew be settin' sail for the Division III College World Series this comin' weekend - but blimey, the school be shuttin' its doors on Friday! Looks like them scallywags be missin' out on all the swashbucklin' action!
May 25, 2024, 4:02 pm
Arr, me hearties! The scallywag Adam Silver be warnin' us that the treasure fer the NBA's media rights be still up fer grabs. The rum-soaked negotiations be continuin'. Keep yer eyes peeled fer the final booty! Arrr!
May 25, 2024, 2:36 pm
Arrr mateys, word has it that PGA Tour golfer Grayson Murray hath met his untimely demise at the ripe age of 30! Just a day after claimin' to be ailing, he be sailin' to Davy Jones' locker. Mayhaps he be tryin' to avoid the Charles Schwab Challenge!
May 25, 2024, 2:05 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Caitlin Clark hath been scrutinized like a scallywag through her WNBA beginnings. After the Fever's battle with the Sparks, she spilled the beans on her two-month "whirlwind." Aye, she be a lass with a tale to tell, that be sure!
May 25, 2024, 1:37 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Ryan Blaney be feelin' the weight o' the world on 'is shoulders, with all them scurvy dogs from the press barkin' at 'is heels. 'Tis no easy task followin' in the wake o' his old man, Dave Blaney, a true legend o' the NASCAR seas! Aye, the lad be walkin' the plank o' high expectations!
May 25, 2024, 10:52 am
Arrr, me hearties! A'ja Wilson be talkin' in circles like a landlubber tryin' to navigate the high seas! Her coach be tellin' her to take a step back from the gossip, lest she walk the plank! Yo ho ho, the drama be as thick as a pirate's beard!
May 25, 2024, 10:42 am
Arrr matey! 'Twas a sight to see! The center fielder, like a swashbuckling pirate, be chasin' that scallywag runner 'round the diamond until finally taggin' him out at home! Aye, 'twas a play that'll be sung about in taverns for years to come!
May 25, 2024, 9:21 am
"Arrr, Angel Reese be deletin' a post that many scallywags be thinkin' took a swipe at her ol' college foe Caitlin Clark. But her dear mother be suggestin' that be not the case. Aye, the drama be thick as a pirate's stew on the high seas!"
May 25, 2024, 9:16 am
Arrr! After 17 moons sailin' with ESPN, Jeff Van Gundy be walkin' the plank! His scallywag brother Stan be sayin' the network be treatin' him like a landlubber. Aye, the winds be changin' for the van Gundy brothers!
May 25, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr mateys, Conor McGregor be returnin' to the UFC after near three years since he broke his peg leg against Dustin Poirier. But the scallywag Poirier be thinkin' the Irishman still be a force to be reckoned with! Aye, a showdown on the horizon!
May 24, 2024, 9:10 pm
Arrr, Harrison Butker be makin' his grand return to the public eye after his scandalous speakin' at the start of his journey, and the swashbucklin' Chief's kicker be standin' tall with no remorse for his actions. Aye, he be a true buccaneer o' the field!
May 24, 2024, 8:30 pm
Ye scallywags be sayin' Caitlin Clark be the swashbucklin' face o' the WNBA after just five games, but some reckon she be needin' to prove herself more afore claimin' that title. Arrr, let the games decide, says I!
May 24, 2024, 7:55 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Aaron Jones be leavin' the Packers after seven long seasons. 'Tis a sad day for us, but fear not, for Jordan Love be fillin' his boots. Fair winds and a followin' sea to ye, Aaron!
May 24, 2024, 5:24 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The squabble 'bout automated balls and strikes be ragin' on, set to make its way to the big leagues soon. Back in the day, such talk would make a pirate's eyes bug out, but with technology gettin' fancier, interest be growin'. Ye better get ready for them ABS systems, me mateys!
May 24, 2024, 4:53 pm
Avast ye mateys! The scurvy New York Jets be partin' ways with that landlubber Zach Wilson, sendin' him off to the Denver Broncos after he be playin' like a bilge rat on the poop deck. Mayhaps the lad be findin' smoother waters in Mile High City! Arrr!
May 24, 2024, 3:48 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Kansas City Chiefs be headin' back to the White House to parrrty like true champions after winnin' the Super Bowl of 2024. But will ol' Harrison Butker be joinin' the crew, or is he off plunderin' some other treasure? Aye, the mystery be afoot!
May 24, 2024, 3:28 pm
Arr matey, this young scallywag be asked what be his "favorite thing" about the rookie phenom Paul Skenes, and without a second thought, he blurted it out! The lad be as swift as a sailor hoisting the Jolly Roger! Aye, he be a true buccaneer at heart!
May 24, 2024, 10:25 am
Arrr mateys! The Kansas City Chiefs' own Travis Kelce didst bravely stand by his shipmate Harrison Butker, proclaiming him a fine fellow despite their quarrels. Aye, 'tis a testament to true pirate loyalty on the high seas of football! Arrr!
May 24, 2024, 8:32 am
Arrr, 'tis said that this young scallywag, Michai Boireau, a landlubber in line to join the ranks of Florida's crew, hath been seized by the constabulary after a wild chase at the breakneck pace of 150 knots, with a cargo of the devil's lettuce in his vessel. Shiver me timbers!
May 24, 2024, 7:48 am
Arrr! The young buccaneer Angel Reese be takin' shots at Caitlin Clark after bestin' the New York Liberty. Aye, the lily-livered landlubber soon deleted her message, but the message be clear: no one be messin' with the Chicago Sky, lest they face the wrath of Reese!
May 24, 2024, 6:15 am
Arrr mateys, mark me words! The Pittsburgh Steelers face a treacherous path this year, but with the mighty Jerome Bettis by their side, their foes shall quake in their boots and scurvy dogs be sent to Davy Jones' locker! Aye, we be raisin' the Jolly Roger high this season!
May 24, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Methinks Alex Rodriguez be a master of the baseball seas, yet he be claimin' he has no desire to join the ranks of a MLB front office. Aye, 'tis a curious decision from such a seasoned swashbuckler of the diamond!
May 24, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr mateys, Arrow McLaren's Pato O'Ward be sailin' close to victory in the past two Indy 500's, but the winds of fortune be blowin' against him. Will the third time be the charm for this young buccaneer? Tune in this weekend to find out, me hearties! Arrr!
May 23, 2024, 9:23 pm
Arrr, the Cleveland Cavaliers be makin' it to the conference semifinals for the first time since the departure of LeBron James in 2018, but they be makin' a coaching change anyway. It be like swappin' out a trusty cutlass for a rusty spoon!
May 23, 2024, 8:28 pm
Arrr, the scallywags at the NBA be sayin' that Josh Giddey be in the clear, matey! No scandal here, just a young lad makin' his way in the wild world of basketball. Keep sailin' on, ye Thunder!
May 23, 2024, 5:44 pm
Avast ye mateys! Scottie Scheffler's goodly lawyer, Steve Romines, be standin' firm in defense o' his client's honor! He swears by the Jolly Roger that Scheffler be as innocent as a newborn babe, despite what the treacherous video evidence may suggest! Arrr!
May 23, 2024, 5:41 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! Padraig Harrington be yappin' about the rift in golf, aye. Seems the PGA Championship be makin' him yearn for them players who've jumped ship for LIV Golf. Avast, me hearties! Are we all doomed to be sailin' on separate seas?
May 23, 2024, 4:46 pm
Arrr mateys, former ESPN wench Michelle Beadle be claimin' that all the blitherin' from Kansas City swashbuckler Harrison Butker be nought but bilge! Methinks she be needin' to swab the decks of her own mind afore castin' stones at others. Aye, it be a jest!
May 23, 2024, 2:15 pm
Arrr, the Kansas City Mayor Quinton Lucas be settin' sail on Thursday, announcin' that the scallywag who doxxed Harrison Butker be walkin' the plank! Aye, a swift and righteous punishment for such a treacherous act, me hearties!
May 23, 2024, 10:51 am
Arrr, Louisville's top dog be sayin' that one of her scallywags be walkin' the plank for not followin' the rules while nabbin' Scottie Scheffler. Ye best be believin' the Chief don't take kindly to such shenanigans aboard her ship. Aye, be warned, ye rogue!
May 23, 2024, 8:34 am
Arrr mateys, the bold and brazen NFL seafarer Antonio Brown hath declared his allegiance to a presidential candidate for the impending election. 'Tis a tale that shall surely spark debate amongst the crew as we sail the treacherous waters of politics. Aye, may the winds be at his back!
May 23, 2024, 8:10 am
Arrr, the Indiana Fever be sailin' close to victory waters, but Caitlin Clark's 21-point haul be not enough to secure her maiden WNBA triumph. Aye, the lass put up a good fight, but the elusive win be slipin' through her grasp like a greased pig on a poop deck!
May 23, 2024, 6:37 am
Arrr matey! Pittsburgh Pirates young gun pitcher, Paul Skenes be blowin' away MLB lineups since his call-up. But once he be finished with the league, word has it he be settin' sail to join the military. Aye, he be a true swashbuckler on and off the diamond!
May 23, 2024, 5:33 am
Arrr, me hearties! Alex Rodriguez be tallyin' up Hall of Fame worthy numbers, but the scallywags of the New York Yankees be holdin' off on raisin' his jolly roger to the rafters on account o' his swashbucklin' antics on and off the field. Aye, the saga continues!
May 22, 2024, 6:11 pm
Arrr, ye scallywags! Takeru Kobayashi, a swashbuckler who hath devoured hot dogs with gusto, be hangin' up his hat after six victories at Nathan's Hot Dog Eatin' Contest. His health be his main concern, as told in a new scroll. Fair winds and full bellies to ye, matey!
May 22, 2024, 5:19 pm
Ahoy mateys! Xander Schauffele, the swashbuckler who conquered the PGA Championship, spilled the beans that he and his fellow buccaneers in a group parley jestingly jested at Scottie Scheffler, who handled it with courage, arrr!
May 22, 2024, 4:56 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round for yer weekly dose of all the swashbucklin' sports news from around the seven seas. Arrr, don't be missin' out on the latest plunderin' and pillagin' from the world of sport! Aye, ye be needin' this!
May 22, 2024, 4:56 pm
Arrr, LeBron James be talkin' in favor of Caitlin Clark as the Indiana Fever be strugglin' at sea. He be claimin' the WNBA be thrivin' 'cause of her. Aye, he be supportin' the lass in her battles on the court!
May 22, 2024, 3:45 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Cameron Brink be livin' the dream as a WNBA player, but now she be settin' her sights on the silver screen! Aye, she be ready to steal the show on camera just like she be stealin' the ball on the court!
May 22, 2024, 9:26 am
Arrr, me mateys! The gallant New York Mets hurler, Jake Diekman, didst show his ire by vanquishing a poor water cooler in their bout with the Cleveland Guardians. 'Twas a sight to behold, as he didst unleash his fury upon the unsuspecting vessel! Aye, a true swashbuckler he be!
May 22, 2024, 7:00 am
Arrr, Missouri Attorney General Andrew Bailey be spoutin' on "OutKick the Morning" with Charly Arnolt, sharin' the plan o' action his office be takin' after that scurvy dog Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker was doxed. Ye best believe we'll be catchin' them scallywags responsible!
May 22, 2024, 6:05 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Stanley Cup Conference Finals be upon us, with the Rangers, Panthers, Oilers, and Stars still standin'! Aye, may the best team prevail and hoist the cup high in victory! Onward, me lads, to glory on the ice!
May 22, 2024, 5:27 am
Arr matey, the scurvy dogs of the Pittsburgh Pirates be addin' that scallywag Barry Bonds to their Hall o' Fame this summer, despite his shady past since he jumped ship in '92. Aye, 'tis a tale of plunderin' and controversy fit for a pirate's yarn! Arr!
May 22, 2024, 5:21 am
Arrr mateys! The lass Coco Gauff be throwin' shade at the Governor of Florida and be tellin' her shipmates to cast their votes in the election ahead. Shiver me timbers! Looks like this young lass be havin' more fight in her than Blackbeard himself!
May 21, 2024, 9:30 pm
Arr matey! The mighty Aaron Rogers, a four-time NFL MVP, be thinkin' 'bout joinin' Robert F. Kennedy Jr. on the independent presidential ticket. But alas, he be choosin' to stay on the football field fer now. Yarr, the seas o' politics will have to wait!
May 21, 2024, 8:57 pm
Arrr, a scallywag mother be settin' sail for legal battle against NBA star LaMelo Ball! She be cryin' foul, claimin' the Hornet's guard be trampling her son's foot while swashbucklers be tryin' to get Ball's mark. Aye, 'tis a tale fit for the high seas!
May 21, 2024, 5:48 pm
Xander Shauffele did let out a hearty cheer and a swig of rum upon nabbing his first grand prize. But his fair lass, Maya, was as wild as a stormy sea in her revelry!
May 21, 2024, 5:31 pm
Arr matey, Angel Reese be sailin' through LSU waters with her head held high, leavin' doubters in her wake. Aye, even her ex-shipmate's mum be eatin' her words as Angel be struttin' across the stage. A fine victory for our lass!
May 21, 2024, 3:16 pm
Arrr matey, word be spreadin' that the scallywag Rashee Rice did give a right hook to the photographer's mug! But fear not, for the photographer be forgivin' and won't be pressin' charges. The sea be a strange place indeed! Aye, 'tis a curious tale.
May 21, 2024, 3:14 pm
Arrr mateys! The legendary pirate Billy Horschel be shoutin' from the digital rooftops about his fair maiden's triumphant voyage to sobriety. Aye, let his words inspire all ye landlubbers fightin' the demon of addiction. Hoist the flag of hope!
May 21, 2024, 10:24 am
Arrr, me hearties, looks like Tank Dell of the Houston Texans be dodging bullets better than a scurvy pirate dodging cannonballs! Aye, he be running routs like a true swashbuckler, showing no fear after takin' a hit from a musket ball! Aye, me matey be a tough one, that be sure!
May 21, 2024, 8:48 am
Arrr, Stefan Schauffele be spilling the beans that his son Xander won't be abandonin' ship to join LIV Golf after strikin' gold at the PGA Championship. Aye, the lad be stickin' with the PGA crew for now. Shiver me timbers!
May 21, 2024, 8:01 am
Arr, me hearties! Dustin Poirier be swearin' to hang up his hat if he be snatchin' the title belt at UFC 302. 'Tis his last shot, he be sayin', so he better make it count or he'll be walkin' the plank! Arrr!
May 21, 2024, 7:32 am
Arrr mateys! The mighty Simone Biles, a lass with four Olympic golds, be givin' those scallywags a good tongue-lashin' for disrespectin' her dashing swashbuckler of a husband, Jonathan Owens. Let the landlubbers beware, or face the wrath of this fierce piratess!
May 21, 2024, 5:25 am
Arrr me hearties! Instead of plunderin' her first victory, Indiana Fever lass Caitlin Clark got her first career scallywag foul thrown at her, and 'twas a right bad timing indeed! Aye, the seas be rough for this young lass. Argh!
May 21, 2024, 5:15 am
Arrr, former MLB hurler Matt Dermody, who be takin' flak fer his faith-based view, be commendin' what Harrison Butker be spoutin' in his notorious graduation gab. Let the scallywags yap, we be standin' strong in our beliefs!
May 21, 2024, 4:00 am
Arr mateys! 'Tis be told that Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Brandin Cooks be joinin' forces with He Gets Us to lend a hand to his homeland of Stockton, California, by hostin' a grand football camp. Aye, a true act of generosity from this swashbucklin' athlete!
May 20, 2024, 7:46 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Austin Maddox, a scallywag of 33 years, a former pitcher for the Boston Red Sox, was seized by the law on Monday in a sting operation for dalliances with the young'uns. 26 others met the same fate, aye! The seas be treacherous, indeed!
May 20, 2024, 5:37 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Pro Football Hall of Fame runnin' back Emmitt Smith be not a fan of his ol' alma mater, the University of Florida, scrapin' them DEI roles. Double the disappointment, mateys! Smith be throwin' shade like a cannonball on a rampage. Aye!
May 20, 2024, 4:09 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Liz McGuire, a loyal matey of the Toronto Blue Jays, did share on the digital seas the sorry tale of her visage turned asunder by a 110mph projectile launched by the fearsome Bo Bichette! Aye, beware the foul ball, for it shows no mercy! Arrr!
May 20, 2024, 3:36 pm
Arr matey, Tom Brady be givin' wise counsel to ye greenhorn NFL recruits. He be sayin' steer clear o' that selfish attitude, or ye'll be walkin' the plank to defeat, arr! Listen to the wise old sea dog, mates, or face the consequences!
May 20, 2024, 2:23 pm
Arr matey! Scottie Scheffler be delayed in his court date fer his shenanigans at the PGA Championship. The scallywag be waitin' till June 3 to face the music. Mayhaps he be too busy pillagin' the golf course! Aaarrrr!
May 20, 2024, 10:21 am
Avast ye scallywags! The legendary Paul Pierce be up to no good, stomping on a poor lad's jersey after a fierce battle on the court. 'Tis a sight to behold, mateys! Let's hope he doesn't end up walkin' the plank for his antics! Arrr!
May 20, 2024, 9:42 am
Bryson DeChambeau be a generous soul, bestowin' a young lad with a keepsake from the PGA Championship. He did ensure the lad got the golf ball he tossed his way, makin' the lad's day and causin' much rejoicin' amongst the onlookers. A true gentleman o' the links! Arrr!
May 20, 2024, 9:17 am
Arrr, Golfer Max Homa did jest about Scottie Scheffler's run-in with the law after he finished the final round of the PGA Championship. Xander Schauffele be the victorious swashbuckler of the event.
May 20, 2024, 8:55 am
Arrr mateys, Kylie Kelce be talkin' to the Cabrini younglings as they be sailin' off into the sunset. The ol' school be lowerin' its sails after 70 years. May their future adventures be as grand as findin' buried treasure!
May 20, 2024, 5:40 am
Avast ye mateys! A scurvy dog in the Kansas City Star be sayin' the Chiefs should give their three-time Super Bowl kicker the ol' heave ho for a lass, all 'cause of a fancy speech! Arrr, what be next? Givin' the parrot the job of coachin' the team? Aye, 'tis a laugh!
May 20, 2024, 12:03 am
Arrr mateys, the Minnesota Timberwolves were in deep waters, down 20 points in their battle against the Denver Nuggets. But by the grace of Davy Jones, they sailed to victory and plundered their way to the Western Conference Finals! Aye, what a tale to be told in the taverns!
May 19, 2024, 8:56 pm
Arrr! Scottie Scheffler be endin' his tumultuous week in Louisville on a high note at Valhalla Golf Club, finishin' tied for eighth at the PGA Championship. Aye, a fine swashbucklin' performance from the lad!
May 19, 2024, 6:00 pm
Arrr mateys! Xander Schauffele be needin' a birdie on the 18th hole to claim victory in the PGA Championship! And by Davy Jones' locker, he be sinkin' it to outwit Bryson DeChambeau by a single stroke at Valhalla Golf Club! Aye, a true pirate of the fairway!
May 19, 2024, 4:24 pm
Avast, me hearties! David Johnson, a mighty All-Pro and Pro Bowl runner, hath declared his farewell from the NFL after eight seasons on the Lord's day. Johnson be holdin' a Cardinals' touchdown record to his name. Farewell, ye swashbucklin' matey!
May 19, 2024, 3:04 pm
Arrr, ye scallywags be stirrin' up a storm in New York Supreme Court! The fanatics be cryin' foul against young Marvin Harrison Jr. from the Arizona Cardinals, claimin' he broke a pact made in the year 2023. Ye best be grabbin' yer popcorn for this legal battle on the high seas!
May 19, 2024, 2:16 pm
Arrr, Tyson Fury be feelin' as jolly as a scurvy dog after bein' bested by Usyk! He be spoutin' that the scallywag judges be favorin' Usyk 'cause of his land bein' at war. Aye, next time, Fury be wantin' his own parrot to squawk for him!
May 19, 2024, 1:16 pm
Arrr, me matey in the brig with Scottie Scheffler be tellin' me what the top golfer be sayin' 'bout his arrest afore the PGA Championship's second round. 'Twas a tale as wild as a kraken in a stormy sea!
May 19, 2024, 11:44 am
Arrr mateys, the Auburn Tiger's own Brian Batttie hath met with misfortune in a skirmish in Florida! 'Tis said one soul hath fallen and three others be wounded. Mayhap he be needin' a trusty parrot to watch his back in future adventures on the high seas!
May 19, 2024, 11:08 am
Arr, 'tis said that Scottie Scheffler's charges may be forgotten after his daring arrest afore the second round of the PGA Championship on Friday, as reported. Ye scallywags best be keepin' a weather eye on this tale unfoldin'!
May 19, 2024, 10:11 am
Arrr mateys, the Dallas Mavericks be fightin' like scallywags, comin' back from a 17-point deficit to shiver me timbers and defeat the Oklahoma City Thunder in the playoff series. Aye, they be playin' like true pirates out on the court!
May 19, 2024, 9:31 am
Arrr, me hearties be givin' Nate Silver a right tongue-lashin' for his tweet 'bout the Indiana Fever's moniker whilst they battled the New York Liberty. Methinks he be walkin' the plank if he don't watch his words more carefully! Aye, the seas be treacherous for a landlubber like him!
May 18, 2024, 6:09 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Seize The Grey be takin' the spoils at the 149th Preakness Stakes, leavin' Mystik Dan in 'is wake like a scurvy dog. 'Tis a race for the ages, with the winner claimin' all the glory on the high seas of horse racin'!
May 18, 2024, 6:01 pm
Arrr, a fierce squall blasted through North Wilkesboro Speedway in North Carolina on Saturday, thwarting the NASCAR truck race. But the brave drivers did not let the tempest dampen their spirits, arrr, they still had a jolly good time!
May 18, 2024, 4:48 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Just a few days after Xander Schauffele be breakin' records, Shane Lowry be joinin' him with a 9-under 62 of his own! Ye can't keep these scurvy dogs down, they be plunderin' the course like true pirates of the fairway! Arrr!
May 18, 2024, 4:00 pm
Arrr, Juan Soto be positioning himself for a grand treasure in free agency, but despite his many skills, there be some tasks he hadn't yet conquered until this fine Saturday. Yarrr, the seas be full of surprises, matey!
May 18, 2024, 2:43 pm
Arrr, poor Bronny James be walkin' the plank of NBA scouts, for they give him no love after his display at the Scouting Combine in Chicago. The lad be needin' to plunder some skills if he wants to sail with the big leagues. Aye matey!
May 18, 2024, 2:07 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The legendary Paul Pierce be claimin' he suffered a few broken fingers in a skirmish, showin' off the evidence like a true buccaneer. 'Tis a tale fit for the history books, mateys! Aye, the seas be treacherous, but Pierce be still standin' tall!
May 18, 2024, 11:25 am
Avast, me hearties! NHL scallywag Paul Bissonnette be cursin' them officials like a landlubber after Mason Marchment's shot be denied in OT. A pox upon their rulebook, says I! Fair winds and followin' seas to the Dallas Stars, may they find their treasure next time. Arrr!
May 18, 2024, 10:46 am
Arrr mateys, FIFA be dilly-dallyin' like a landlubber in a storm! They be ponderin' whether to keelhaul Israel soccer or not. Avast ye, make a decision already or ye'll be walkin' the plank!
May 18, 2024, 9:30 am
Arrr, the scallywag David Fletcher, who sailed with Shohei Ohtani on the Los Angeles Angels ship, be caught makin' unlawful wagers through the same bookkeeper as the former interpreter of the star! Aye, seems like these landlubbers be up to no good!
May 18, 2024, 8:53 am
Arr matey! IndyCar greenhorn Nolan Siegel, a mere 19 years o' age, did a grand flip in the air during a treacherous crash at Indianapolis 500 practice on a fine Friday afternoon. Shiver me timbers!
May 18, 2024, 5:39 am
Arrr, me matey Harrison Butker be makin' quite a splash after speakin' at Kansas College! The lad be gettin' more attention than a treasure chest full o' gold doubloons. Methinks he be settin' sail on a new adventure as a speaker! Aye, the NFL be watchin'!
May 17, 2024, 8:53 pm
Arr matey, young Bronny James be fancyin' a match against his sire, LeBron James, on the court. Yet he be wise enough not to boast of bestin' the NBA champion. Will the scallywag lad show his father a thing or two? Only time will tell, ye scurvy dogs!
May 17, 2024, 7:21 pm
Arrr mateys! 'Tis said that Tiger Woods be not finishin' four rounds o' the PGA Championship since 2020, and 'tis like to continue. The scallywag be likely to miss the cut at Valhalla, aye! Woe be upon him!
May 17, 2024, 7:10 pm
Arrr mateys! Nikki Sapp, wench of the Miami Heat captain Erik Spoelstra, be givin' a proper scoldin' to them scallywags on social media who be fallin' fer the ol' "thirst trap" blabber! Aye, she be settin' sail and tellin' 'em to walk the plank! Arrr!
May 17, 2024, 3:42 pm
Arrr, Scottie Scheffler be feelin' a bit rattled after bein' nabbed by the law on Friday. But 'twas the coppers who managed to soothe his nerves and bring him back to his senses. Aye, even scallywags need a bit of comfort now and then!
May 17, 2024, 3:26 pm
Avast ye mateys! Scottie Scheffler be as cool as a cucumber, shootin' a 66 in his second round after his run-in with the law. But he be admittin' to bein' a tad rattled by the whole ordeal. Arrr, the life of a golfer be full of ups and downs!
May 17, 2024, 2:36 pm
Arrr! After bein' thrown in the brig, Scottie Scheffler plundered a fine score o' 66 at Valhalla Golf Club, chasin' the lead like a pirate after a treasure chest. The lad be showin' no fear, mayhaps he be settin' sail for victory soon!
May 17, 2024, 2:11 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The good sisters of Benedictine College be in a tizzy over Harrison Butker's grand speech! Methinks they be needin' a good swig o' grog to calm their nerves. Arrr, mayhaps they be needin' to walk the plank!
May 17, 2024, 11:26 am
Arrr mateys! Methinks Coach Christie Sides be doubting her crew's mettle after a shameful defeat to the scallywags of New York Liberty. The lads and lasses need to buck up and show some true grit on the court, or else it be Davy Jones's locker for them! Arrr!
May 17, 2024, 9:42 am
Avast ye mateys! Scottie Scheffler be caught red-handed on camera in the wee hours of Friday! ESPN's Jeff Darlington bore witness to the scallywag's misfortune, right place, right time indeed! Aye, the seas be full of surprises, arrr!
May 17, 2024, 9:10 am
Arrr, Scottie Scheffler be settin' sail for the second round o' the PGA Championship on Friday mornin' after bein' tossed in the brig on his way to the links. Aye, 'tis a rough start to the tourney, me hearties!
May 17, 2024, 8:55 am
Arrr, me hearties! Gracie Hunt be yammerin' 'bout that Kansas City Chiefs scallywag Harrison Butker's grand speech on Fox News Channel's "Fox & Friends" just this mornin'. Aye, me timbers be shiverin' at the very thought!
May 17, 2024, 5:38 am
Arrr, Lou Holtz be joinin' the ranks o' those standin' by Harrison Butker, the fine kicker o' the Kansas City Buccaneers, after his grand commencement speech. Let's raise a tankard o' grog to Butker's words o' wisdom! Ahoy, mateys!
May 17, 2024, 5:33 am
Arrr, mateys! 'Tis said that the grand Drew Brees did not witness his fate unfold in the Draft, yet he doth understand Kirk Cousins' plight with the Falcons. Aye, a twist of fate indeed! Buccaneers be warned, for these quarterbacks be in a jolly predicament!
May 17, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! Simone Biles be settin' sail back to the Olympic waters after a rough go at the 2021 games. Let's hope this time she steers clear of any more plank-walkin' mishaps! Aye, the sea be callin' her name once more.
May 17, 2024, 2:00 am
Arrr, the legendary Olympian Shaun White be tellin' Fox News Digital that the urge to return to the games be like a relentless itch, but he be findin' joy in creatin' a brand outside the snowy slopes. Aye, the man be seekin' treasure in new ventures!
May 16, 2024, 5:14 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! "Good Morning America" did tell a tale of ABC's Stephanie Ramos speakin' of Harrison Butker's sermon, when Robin Roberts did cut in, creatin' an uncomfortable moment. Arrr, tis a fine jest indeed!
May 16, 2024, 4:45 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Missouri Attorney General Andrew Bailey be givin' Kansas City officials a good tongue-lashin' for doxxin' that poor lad Harrison Butker. Shiver me timbers, what kind of bilge rats be runnin' that social media account? A pox upon 'em!
May 16, 2024, 4:33 pm
Avast ye scallywags! NFL swashbuckler Harrison Butker be stirrin' up a hornet's nest among some lasses and pro-choice scoundrels with his speech at Kansas' Benedictine College. Arrr, the sea be rough with controversy, me hearties!
May 16, 2024, 3:53 pm
Arrr mateys! The scallywags done swiped Xavier Worthy's vessel afore he could even yell "land ho!". Ye be breakin' records on the field, but ye best be keepin' a closer eye on yer brig next time, lest ye find yerself walkin' the plank!
May 16, 2024, 10:24 am
Arrr, the scallywags in the city of Kansas City be beggin' forgiveness for spillin' the beans on where the matey Harrison Butker be layin' his head. They be walkin' the plank for their blunder on the social media seas. Aye, the sharks be circlin'!
May 16, 2024, 7:09 am
Arrr mateys! The NFL be scrubbing the decks clean of Kansas City Chiefs' Harrison Butker's blabber about Catholic colleges! Avast! But beware, ye landlubbers, for Butker be kickin' up a storm with his words, arrr! Aye, the seas be rough with controversy, me hearties!
May 16, 2024, 6:02 am
Arrr, the mighty Shaun White, a legend of the Olympics, did parley with Fox News Digital about hoisting the colors of the United States on the grand global stage and what it truly means to be an American to his salty soul. Aye, a true patriot he be!
May 16, 2024, 5:32 am
Arrr me hearties, the 2024 NFL schedules have been unearthed for all 32 crews! Some scallywags be facin' a treacherous voyage, while others be smellin' victory against the feeble landlubbers. Let the games begin, may the best buccaneers plunder the most booty! Aye, shiver me timbers!
May 16, 2024, 4:30 am
Arrr, Shawn Johnson be a lucky lass indeed, havin' the honor of hearin' the national anthem whilst sportin' a gold medal at the Olympics 16 years past this summer. Mayhaps she be keepin' that treasure safe in her piratical chest!
May 15, 2024, 8:47 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Rory McIlroy be settin' sail on his grand quest fer treasure at the major tournament. But be warned, ye scallywags, not a peep shall be heard from him about his impending divorce. 'Tis a stormy sea he be navigatin'! Arrr!
May 15, 2024, 8:18 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Ric Flair be makin' a fuss over Donovan Mitchell sittin' out o' battle wit' a measly calf strain! A true pirate would never let a little injury keep 'em from fightin' for their crew! Arrr!
May 15, 2024, 5:47 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Zedan Racing Stables be tellin' us that Preakness favorite Muth won't be joinin' the race this weekend, for 'tis caught a fever! Looks like this scallywag won't be chasin' any treasure this time around. Aye, the seas be cruel indeed!
May 15, 2024, 5:41 pm
Avast ye mateys! 'Tis with a heavy heart that I bring ye news of the passing of Rakim Lubin, a swashbucklin' former hoopster from UConn and Cal State Northridge, who hath shuffled off this mortal coil at the tender age of 28. Fair winds and followin' seas, me hearty.
May 15, 2024, 5:04 pm
Avast ye mateys! 'Tis said that the Emmy-winning scallywag Paul Walter Hauser has joined the crew of Marvel's 'Fantastic Four,' whilst also dabbling in the art of professional wrestling. Ye can bet ye doubloons he'll be making waves in both worlds! Arrr!
May 15, 2024, 4:30 pm
Avast ye mateys! Gather 'round to receive yer weekly scroll o' the latest happenings in the world o' sports. From the high seas o' soccer to the jolly ol' jousts o' baseball, this be yer treasure trove o' sporting news! Arrr!
May 15, 2024, 10:23 am
Arrr, me hearties! Brittany Mahomes did make a grand entrance in Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Issue, aye, and she did indeed sizzle in her fine bikinis. 'Tis true, she did share some of her pictures on the Instagram, for all to see! Aye, she be a fine lass indeed!
May 15, 2024, 9:25 am
Arrr, the first-base umpire Erich Bacchus be chattin' about the strange feelin' he had on Houston Astros pitcher Ronel Blanco's glove afore the lad be walkin' the plank for some foreign substance. Methinks there be some funny business afoot on the diamond! Aye, shiver me timbers!
May 15, 2024, 7:52 am
Avast ye mateys! The scallywags Donte DiVincenzo and Myles Turner be lockin' horns like two sea dogs in the third quarter of their skirmish on Tuesday night. 'Twas a sight to behold, aye! Ye could cut the tension with a cutlass! Arrr!
May 15, 2024, 7:11 am
Arrr, young Bronny James be chattin' 'bout sailin' on the same ship as his old man fer his first year in the league, at the NBA Scouting Combine. Aye, 'tis a jolly thought, but will they be lootin' the booty together on the court? Arrr!
May 15, 2024, 5:15 am
Arrr mateys, 'tis bein' said that Angel Reese of the Chicago Sky be havin' a run-in with them pesky travel rules of the WNBA. She be takin' to the high seas of social media to share her thoughts on the matter. Arrr, the woes of modern day buccaneers!
May 15, 2024, 5:01 am
Arrr, me hearties! Scottie Scheffler, the swashbucklin' golfer of the highest order, be gettin' some wise counsel on the art of fatherhood from the likes o' Tiger Woods and Max Homa as he sets sail fer the treacherous waters of the PGA Championship. May his putts be true and his diapers dry!
May 15, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Cap'n of the Washington Commanders, Dan Quinn, be sportin' a mighty peculiar "W" shirt with feathers a-flappin' like a parrot on his shoulder. 'Tis causin' quite a stir amongst the landlubbers and scallywags alike! Aye, me thinks he be makin' a fashion statement fit for a pirate king! Arrr!
May 15, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, Michael Block, the swashbucklin' hero who captured the hearts of golf fans with his epic victory at the 2023 PGA championship, be settin' sail back to the major with a swagger, thanks to his exploits at Valhalla Golf Club last year. Avast ye, mateys!
May 14, 2024, 5:45 pm
Arr mateys! The fresh Golden State WNBA crew, set to sail in 2025, hath dubbed themselves the Valkyries. They revealed their colors and flag on "Good Morning America." Aye, let the games begin!
May 14, 2024, 5:30 pm
Arrr matey! The scallywag Rudy Gobert of the Minnesota Timberwolves be fined a hefty sum of $75,000 for his brazen display of gold lust towards the referees. 'Tis a move that be shakin' the very foundations of the league's honor! Aye, the seas be rough indeed!
May 14, 2024, 3:56 pm
Arrr mateys! NFL's infamous captain, Tom Brady, found amusement in the jests hurled at 'im during his Netflix roast. But alas, the scallywag be swearin' off such antics, for they wrought havoc upon his wee offspring. Aye, the man be protectin' his kin from further tomfoolery!
May 14, 2024, 3:13 pm
Arrr mateys, the scurvy Miami Marlins be a pitiful 11-32 this season and be actin' like they've already surrendered the ship! The landlubbers in the stands be cryin' out in anger once more! Aye, 'tis a sad state o' affairs for this sorry excuse for a crew!
May 14, 2024, 10:49 am
Arrr, me hearties! Scottie Scheffler and his bonny lass Meredith have welcomed their wee little buccaneer into the world. Aye, just in time for the PGA Championship! May the winds be at their backs as they navigate this new adventure on the high seas of parenthood. Arrr!
May 14, 2024, 10:22 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that Aaron Rodgers be returnin' to the gridiron with the New York Jets, facin' off against the San Francisco 49ers on a Monday night to kick off the 2024 season. Avast, me mateys, 'tis sure to be a match worth watchin'!
May 14, 2024, 9:37 am
Arrr! Hailey Davidson, a swashbucklin' golfer of the transgender persuasion, be tryin' to earn a spot in the U.S. Women's Open this week. The scallywags on social media be raisin' a storm o' fury and backlash! Aye, the seas be rough out there on the internet waves!
May 14, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Indiana Southeast be givin' the college baseball world a grand surprise on Monday! They be plunderin' a whopping 12 runs in the ninth inning to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat in their NAIA playoff clash. Avast ye, what a swashbucklin' tale!
May 14, 2024, 5:46 am
Arrr! Seahawks' scurvy dog Kenneth Walker III be weighin' in on the NFL vs. NBA squabble, claimin' football be the king of the high seas! But I say, let the brawny lads and swashbucklin' lasses prove their mettle on the field and the court, arrr!
May 13, 2024, 9:01 pm
Arrr mateys, Valeri Nichushkin of the Colorado Avalanche be takin' a six months break and be enterin' Stage 3 of the NHL/NHLPA Assistance Program, as decreed by the league and union. Aye, mayhaps he be spendin' his time learnin' how to navigate the treacherous seas of sobriety!
May 13, 2024, 8:42 pm
Avast me hearties! The fair captain Lisa Bluder has decided to hang up her coaching hat after a tough defeat at the hands of the South Carolina scallywags. Aye, 'tis a sad day for the Iowa women's basketball crew. Fair winds and following seas to ye, Captain Bluder!
May 13, 2024, 8:22 pm
Arrr matey! 'Tis said that Tim Donaghy, a scallywag of a former NBA ref, be claimin' that Shohei Ohtani must've had knowledge that Ippei Mizuhara had a penchant for gamblin'. Aye, 'tis a tale as fishy as a mermaid's kiss!
May 13, 2024, 5:20 pm
Arrr mateys! The Detroit Lions have added quarterback Jared Goff to their treasure trove of riches this offseason, with a whopping $212 million in booty over the next four years. Avast ye, that's a mighty fine haul for a swashbuckler like Goff! Arrr!
May 13, 2024, 3:25 pm
Arrr mateys, the rumble betwixt Fury and Usyk be a sight to behold, but 'twas John Fury who brought the swashbuckling to a head with a cheeky headbutt. 'Tis a tale fit for the high seas, me hearties!
May 13, 2024, 2:37 pm
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis a sad tale of Sherif Lawal, a young British pugilist who met his maker after being struck in the noggin. 'Twas his first bout as a pro, but alas, the poor lad be sent to Davy Jones' locker. Aye, the ring be a treacherous place indeed!
May 13, 2024, 2:35 pm
Arr matey! The Tampa Bay Buccaneers be makin' Antoine Winfield Jr. a wealthy buccaneer this fine day, swearin' him to a four-year pact settin' an NFL record. Shiver me timbers, that be a treasure worth plunderin'!
May 13, 2024, 11:18 am
Arrr, Brad Keselowski be hoistin' the Jolly Roger in triumph as he captured his first NASCAR Cup Series victory in three long years! The scallywag even paraded 'round the track with Old Glory flyin' high. His little lassie be takin' it to learnin' at school, aye!
May 13, 2024, 10:46 am
Avast ye! Micah Parsons be shiverin' me timbers by tellin' Lou Williams to walk the plank with his talk of NBA-NFL player debates! 'Tis a matter of mettle, says I. Let's settle this like true buccaneers, with a good old fashioned scuffle on the high seas! Arrrr!
May 13, 2024, 9:21 am
Arrr matey, the Las Vegas Aces star A'ja Wilson be sayin' there be a bit o' race element in the popularity o' the Indiana Fever rookie Caitlin Clark as she be settin' sail on her maiden voyage in the league. Aye, the seas be rough but the talent be undeniable!
May 13, 2024, 7:49 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Kansas City Buccaneers be settin' sail on Sept. 5 to defend their title against the scallywags from Baltimore Ravens at Arrowhead Stadium. Let the battle begin and may the best crew take home the booty!
May 13, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr mateys, in the year of our lord 2024, the fates smiled upon the Atlanta Hawks, granting them the coveted No. 1 pick despite a mere 3% chance. 'Tis a tale of glory not witnessed since the days of ol' 1975. Aye, fortune be a fickle wench indeed!
May 12, 2024, 7:56 pm
Arrr, the Kansas City Chiefs' swashbucklin' star Travis Kelce be once again standin' by his fair maiden Taylor Swift, this time in the grand city o' Paris, rubbin' elbows with the high and mighty folk o' the land. Aye, a true spectacle to behold!
May 12, 2024, 6:15 pm
Arrr, Major League Baseball be talkin' up Paul Skenes' grand entrance into the big leagues wit' the Pittsburgh Pirates, along with his fair maiden, Olivia Dunne, who stood by his side to cheer him on this fine Saturday. Aye, may the winds of victory blow in their favor!
May 12, 2024, 5:21 pm
Arr matey, ol' A.J. Smith, the scallywag who led the Chargers to great victories, has hoisted his last sail at the ripe age of 75. His memory be as legendary as a treasure map, may he rest in peace on Davy Jones' locker.
May 12, 2024, 4:04 pm
Ahoy me hearties! The scurvy dog T.J. Ward be cryin' foul on them landside scallywags and their shenanigans! He be claimin' they be plunderin' his treasures all in the name of security! Arrr, 'tis a ruckus fit for Davy Jones' locker!
May 12, 2024, 3:18 pm
Aye, the former champ Deontay Wilder be quaking in his boots for the safety of the legendary Mike Tyson as he faces off against Jake Paul in a sanctioned bout. 'Tis a battle of the ages, me hearties! Pray for Tyson's well-being on the high seas of the boxing ring! Arrr!
May 12, 2024, 11:21 am
Arrr! Tom Brady be payin' tribute to the lasses Bridget Moynahan and Gisele Bündchen on the gram this Mother's Day, after they be gettin' roped into his roast. Aye, a true pirate knows how to honor his ladies, savvy?
May 12, 2024, 10:34 am
Arrr mateys, 'tis a tale worth tellin'! UFC scallywag Carlos Ulberg bested Alonzo Menifield in a mere 12 ticks o' the clock, claimin' victory in a light heavyweight skirmish in St. Louis. He sent his foe down to Davy Jones' locker with a mighty knockout blow!
May 12, 2024, 9:45 am
Arrr, me hearties! Caitlin Clark be a-feelin' a might peeved at the scurvy dogs in the media blabberin' on about her skirmish with Angel Reese in the 2023 women's college hoops championship. A pox on their ink-stained hands, I say! Give the lasses some peace, ye bilge rats!
May 12, 2024, 9:19 am
Arrr, the wench J.K. Rowling be raisin' hell o'er an English footy club makin' a trans shipmate the skipper of a women's crew. Methinks she be battlin' dragons of her own! Aye, strange times we be sailin' in, me hearties!
May 11, 2024, 9:14 pm
Arrr mateys, young Brenden Rice, scion of the great Jerry Rice, be settin' sail on his NFL journey nigh where he left his college plunder, thanks to a twist o' fate on draft plunderin' day. Aye, 'tis a tale fit for a grog-soaked tavern yarn!
May 11, 2024, 7:28 pm
Arrr mateys! The infamous New York Giants scallywag, Lawrence Taylor, be amongst the 40,000 souls gatherin' at Donald Trump's shindig in Wildwood, N.J., this past Saturday. Ye can bet there be some mighty tales to tell from that event!
May 11, 2024, 7:11 pm
Arr mateys! The scallywags clamor to witness the battle betwixt Mike Tyson and Jake Paul, but beware! The plunder for tickets be as steep as Davy Jones' locker. Prepare to part with yer doubloons for a glimpse of the fisticuffs on the high seas! Arrr!
May 11, 2024, 6:01 pm
Arrr, young MLB hopeful Paul Skenes felt the weight o' the world on his shoulders as he sailed towards his maiden voyage at PNC Park. But fear not, for the lad had a crew o' LSU mates cheerin' him on. Aye, the lad be on the right course!
May 11, 2024, 5:11 pm
Arrr, Paul Skenes be makin' a splash on the diamond like a mighty kraken unleashed! He be provin' his worth as the top pick in last year's MLB Draft, settin' sail on a grand adventure fer the ages! Aye, me hearties!
May 11, 2024, 4:26 pm
Arrr, Paul Skenes be makin' his MLB debut on a fine Saturday, and Olivia Dunne be chirpin' like a parrot on the Pirates' television network. Methinks she be more excited than a scallywag findin' buried treasure!
May 11, 2024, 3:42 pm
Arr matey! Urban Meyer be sayin' that this newfangled NIL be like plunderin' the treasure without earnin' it fair and square. He be thinkin' it be a scurvy form of "cheatin'" in the world of college sports! Arrr!
May 11, 2024, 3:35 pm
Arrrr, me hearties! Mystic Dan be keepin' the dream alive of spyin' a Triple Crown champion! Trainer Kenny McPeek be swearin' that the colt shall be racin' in the Preakness Stakes next weekend. Mayhaps the seas be in our favor, and we shall witness history in the makin'!
May 11, 2024, 9:51 am
Arrr! Novak Djokovic, brave seafarer, be seen at the Foro Italico in Rome, donning a strange contraption upon his noggin! 'Twas said he were struck in the head by a rogue aluminum bottle, but fear not, mateys, for he be still standing tall and ready to take on all challengers!
May 11, 2024, 8:21 am
Arrr, 'tis a quarrel of grand proportions betwixt Shaq and Shannon Sharpe! The NFL Hall of Famer doth accuse the NBA legend of bein' green with envy o'er Nikola Jokic. Aye, 'tis a spectacle fit fer the seven seas! Aye, pass the popcorn, me hearties!
May 11, 2024, 8:07 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Warriors be walkin' the plank this season, leavin' Draymond Green with time aplenty to run his mouth. And now, the poor Knicks be feelin' the sting of his sharp tongue! Aye, mayhaps they should invest in some ear plugs, lest they be hearin' more harsh words!
May 11, 2024, 6:25 am
Arrr mateys! The lass Elizabeth Tartakovsky did parley with Fox News Digital ere her Olympic debut in Paris this summer, sharing tales of the importance of mental health on her own swashbuckling journey. Aye, a fencer with a heart as strong as her blade!
May 10, 2024, 10:16 pm
Arrr mateys! The old sea dog Charles Oakley be watchin' his lads from the New York Knicks plunderin' the NBA playoffs from the comfort of his own ship. Let's hope his cheers be bringin' 'em luck on the high seas of basketball!
May 10, 2024, 9:08 pm
Arrr, Jayden Daniels and Malik Nabers be like two scallywags settin' sail for the same treasure! They be makin' a wager on who be winnin' the Rookie of the Year award like a pair of swashbucklers fightin' for a chest o' gold. May the best buccaneer take the booty!
May 10, 2024, 7:36 pm
Aye, just six days afore she sets sail on her WNBA adventure with the Indiana Fever, Caitlin Clark be enjoying the sport of the land lubbers at the Pacers-Knicks playoff skirmish in a grand suite. Fair winds be blowing in her favor, methinks! A fine lass, indeed. Arrr!
May 10, 2024, 5:44 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Novak Djokovic be needin' a bit of tending to after bein' bonked on the noggin by a rogue aluminum bottle. Methinks he be needin' to keep a weather eye out for flyin' objects in the future!
May 10, 2024, 5:30 pm
Arr matey, the Detroit Lions be snatchin' up that Alabama swashbuckler Terrion Arnold with the 24th pick in the NFL Draft! He be struttin' about with more swagger than a pirate wearin' a shiny new hat. Avast ye, the Lions be lookin' for gold on the field with this one! Arrr!
May 10, 2024, 5:12 pm
Arr matey, 'tis been decreed that the former Illinois buccaneer, Terrence Shannon Jr., must face trial for a dastardly crime in Kansas. Ye best believe justice will be served on the high seas of the courtroom! Arrr!
May 10, 2024, 4:35 pm
Arr mateys! The scallywag Rick Carlisle of the Indiana Pacers hath been plundered of $35,000 doubloons by the NBA for speakin' ill of the officiatin' in the Eastern Conference skirmish. 'Tis a costly lesson in keepin' yer tongue in check on the high seas of hoops! Arrr!
May 10, 2024, 11:23 am
Arrr mateys! The Dallas Mavericks' swashbuckler Luka Doncic be chattin' with the scallywags of the press when a raucous sound cut through the air like a cannonball! 'Twas a mirthful interruption indeed! Aye, the sea be full of surprises, me hearties! Arrr!
May 10, 2024, 9:36 am
Arrr, the Indiana Fever plundered their first victory in the preseason on Thursday night, with a record crowd of over 13,000 scallywags swarming Gainbridge Fieldhouse to lay their eyes on Caitlin Clark. The sea be rockin' with excitement for this win, me hearties!
May 10, 2024, 6:40 am
Aye, me hearties! 'Twas a few days past that Ric Flair, the swashbuckling WWE legend, be admitin' his folly in gettin' his feathers ruffled at a tavern in Gainesville. 'Tis a rare sight to see a pirate ownin' up to his mistakes, arrr!
May 10, 2024, 6:29 am
Arrr, President Biden be havin' a grand ol' time welcomin' the rulin' champions of the WNBA, the Las Vegas Aces, to his ship, I mean, the White House. But alas, he did stumble when speakin' of one of the lasses on the team. Aye, 'twas quite the blunder!
May 10, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr mateys, this lass Elizabeth Tartakovsky be chattin' with Fox News Digital 'bout her first Olympic adventure and the honor of wieldin' me sword for Team USA on the grandest of stages. Shiver me timbers, she be one fierce swashbuckler!
May 10, 2024, 4:15 am
Arrr, me hearties! Malindi Elmore be showin' us landlubbers how to be a proper "cool mom" by runnin' like the wind at the 2024 Olympic Games. She be flyin' the Canadian flag and makin' her little scallywags proud! Aye, she be a true marathon pirate!
May 9, 2024, 9:46 pm
Arr matey, Julian Eldman, who plundered three Super Bowls with the Patriots, spilled the groggy tale of the icy squabble betwixt team owner Robert Kraft and the former skipper Bill Belichick. Aye, a storm be brewin' in the pirate ship!
May 9, 2024, 8:45 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Caitlin Clark plundered her first WNBA triumph on Thursday eve when the Indiana Fever bested the Atlanta Dream, 83-80, in a final preseason skirmish. Ahoy, a victory well earned on the court!
May 9, 2024, 5:15 pm
Arrr! Boxer Art Jimmerson, known fer wearin' only one glove in the fateful battle o' UFC, has passed on to Davy Jones' locker at the ripe age o' 60. May he forever rest in peace, a legend in the annals o' fightin' history. Aye, me hearties!
May 9, 2024, 4:45 pm
Arrr mateys, it be said that the scallywag Glen Davis and his crew did plunder an insurance plan meant for the fine NBA players for four long years. Ye best believe they be walkin' the plank for this treachery! Aye, the seas be a dangerous place for fraudsters.
May 9, 2024, 4:41 pm
Arrr, Chip Kelly be walkin' the plank after three measly years wit' the Philadelphia Eagles. His former mate LeSean McCoy be spillin' the beans as to why the cap'n be gettin' the boot. Aye, the ship be sinkin' faster than ye can say "shiver me timbers!"
May 9, 2024, 4:33 pm
Avast ye mateys! The legendary swashbuckler Jimmy Johnson, a fierce warrior of the gridiron with five Pro Bowl appearances and a member of the All-1970s crew, has set sail for Davy Jones' locker at the ripe age of 86. Fair winds and following seas, old salt!
May 9, 2024, 10:10 am
Arr matey, a scallywag LeBron James poster be causin' a stir at a fancy art fest in New York! The landlubbers be investigatin' in the school district, no doubt lookin' for clues to solve this pirate mystery! Arr!
May 9, 2024, 9:16 am
Olivia Dunne be throwin' a jolly good party on the interwebs for her mate Paul Skenes joinin' the grand leagues! The Pirates be shoutin' for their finest lad to join their ranks. Aye, 'tis a celebration fit for a swashbuckler!
May 9, 2024, 8:29 am
"Arrr, me hearties! This scallywag Cooper DeJean be claimin' that the fair maiden Caitlin Clark texted him, reckonin' she couldn't best him in a game o' one-on-one hoops! Ye best be believin' that ol' Cooper be walkin' the plank if he be challengin' that lass!"
May 9, 2024, 7:26 am
The infamous radio scallywag Christopher "Mad Dog" Russo be cursin' the Tom Brady Netflix special, callin' it "awful" and ponderin' how that scallywag Brady could endure such nonsense. Arrr, a true travesty on the high seas o' entertainment!
May 9, 2024, 5:36 am
Arr, me hearties! The scurvy dog Giancarlo Stanton be smashin' balls like a cannon blastin' off his blunderbuss! His latest home run be settin' a record for the 2024 season, flyin' off his bat at 119.9 knots! Aye, he be makin' his crew proud!
May 9, 2024, 5:35 am
Arrr mateys, thar be talk o' the Patriots and the jolly roger Tom Brady! Je'Rod Cherry be sharin' his thoughts on the roast and Julian Edelman's jibes at Cap'n Bill Belichick. Avast ye, 'tis a tale worth hearin'.
May 9, 2024, 5:32 am
Arrr, mateys! Fox Sports scallywag Stu Holden reckons this summer, betwixt Copa America and the Olympics, be a crucial time for Gregg Berhalter to prove his mettle as captain of the ship. Let's see if he can steer us to victory, or if he'll be walkin' the plank! Arrr!
May 9, 2024, 5:30 am
Avast ye mateys! The scallywag Dan Dakich did unleash a fierce broadside upon the landlubber Gregg Doyel! He be wonderin' why the scurvy dog hasn't been keelhauled from the Indy Star yet! Shiver me timbers, 'tis a saga fit for the high seas!
May 8, 2024, 5:30 pm
Arrr, ye scallywags be warned! The Pittsburgh Pirates be summoning their finest lad, Paul Skenes, to join their ranks. This young buccaneer be terrorizin' the Triple-A seas, ready to pillage and plunder his way to victory in the big leagues! Aye, shiver me timbers!
May 8, 2024, 4:55 pm
Arrr, mateys! Rory McIlroy be walkin' the plank, says he won't be joinin' the PGA Tour Board no more. Some scallywags be givin' him grief, aye! Guess he'll be sailin' a different course, savvy?
May 8, 2024, 4:47 pm
Ye scurvy dog, Ippei Mizuhara be walkin' the plank for pilferin' a hefty sum o' $17 million doubloons from Shohei Ohtani! Avast ye, the former interpreter be plead guilty to these treacherous crimes and face the wrath o' the authorities! Aye, beware the temptations of the pirate's life, for the booty may lead ye down a dark path to Davy Jones' locker! Arrrgh!
May 8, 2024, 3:50 pm
Arrr matey! Travis Kelce be as shocked as a landlubber walkin' the plank, after hearin' the wench Jana Kramer claim he's always three sheets to the wind. Ye best believe this scallywag ain't takin' kindly to such rum talk!
May 8, 2024, 10:20 am
Arrr matey, that Colorado quarterback Shedeur Sanders hath tried his hand at makin' music, but alas, his rap single "Perfect Timing" be met with much disdain from the landlubbers! Ye best stick to throwin' pigskins, me thinks! Aharrr!
May 8, 2024, 10:00 am
Avast ye mateys! Esteban Prado be walkin' the plank after bein' disqualified from the Orange County Marathon for takin' water from his own kin. 'Tis a scandalous tale indeed! Aye, the scallywag be caught red-handed breakin' the rules of the high seas. Arrr!
May 8, 2024, 9:34 am
Arr matey! Ric Flair did venture to a tavern in Gainesvile for a kin's celebration, only to exchange harsh words with a scallywag behind the bar. Ahoy, seems even the Nature Boy can't escape a brawl on land!
May 8, 2024, 8:21 am
Arrr, Antonio Brown be talkin' 'bout Caitlin Clark's online quarrel, and he be singin' praises for the WNBA lass. But he couldn't help himself from throwin' in a cheeky comment 'bout her in the mix. Aye, the scallywag!
May 8, 2024, 5:32 am
Arrr, me hearties! The WNBA be splurgin' like a wealthy land lubber with nearly $50 million pieces of eight fer full-time charter flights. No more swashbuckling in cramped quarters fer these lasses! Aye, the seas be smooth sailin' fer the WNBA teams!
May 8, 2024, 4:15 am
Arrr matey! The wise Stu Holden be sayin' that the Paris Olympics be the key to showin' the world that the women's national team be still the best of the best. Aye, we'll be takin' no prisoners on that thar field!
May 8, 2024, 3:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! Former NFL star Shawne Merriman be tellin' Fox News Digital that thar be two things that football be bringin' to players that be keepin' 'em hooked fer years on end. Ye best believe it, mateys!
May 7, 2024, 9:13 pm
Arr matey! Denver Nuggets scallywag Jamal Murray be lucky to escape the plank from the NBA, but he be forced to pay a hefty sum for flingin' a towel and heating pad at a scurvy official. Aye, a costly mistake indeed!
May 7, 2024, 5:19 pm
Arr matey, the fair maiden Kelsey Plum of the Las Vegas Aces didst declare the offseason a treacherous voyage, as news spread of her parting with New York Giants' Darren Waller. Aye, the seas be rough, but fear not, for Plum shall sail on!
May 7, 2024, 4:51 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The PGA of America hath announced the crew for the 2024 PGA Championship at Valhalla Golf Club. Amongst the scallywags be Tiger Woods and Brooks Koepka, ready to plunder the competition once more. Fair winds and following seas to all ye landlubbers!
May 7, 2024, 4:32 pm
Arrr, Patrick Beverley be feelin' a bit o' regret fer launchin' a cannonball at a fair lass from a whisker's distance. The orb did strike the poor lass in the noggin! Ye might say he be walkin' the plank fer his folly!
May 7, 2024, 4:32 pm
Arrr! Sports lass Katie Nolan be wagging her tongue about Ben Affleck's presence at the Tom Brady roast, swearin' he be lookin' like a scallywag hopped up on the dreaded powder o' the nose! Aye, the lad be needin' to lay off the grog! Arrr!
May 7, 2024, 11:34 am
Arrr, me hearties! The fearsome Olympics lass Simone Biles be tellin' tales of blackin' out at a grand pre-weddin' shindig with her kin, as she marked a year of matrimony to Jonathan Owens. 'Tis a tale worth tellin', me thinks!
May 7, 2024, 11:26 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Dallas Cowboys be puttin' their trust in captain Dak Prescott to steer the ship to victory and claim the ultimate treasure - a championship! Let's raise the Jolly Roger and set sail for glory, me buckos!
May 7, 2024, 9:40 am
Arrr, me hearties! Methinks Shaunie Henderson, the former wench of the brawny Shaquille O'Neal, spilled the beans in her latest tome about their union. 'Twas a tale of love, betrayal, and a few too many parrots squawking in the background. Aye, a rocky voyage indeed!
May 7, 2024, 9:24 am
Arr mateys, WWE legend Shawn Michaels be suggestin' Drake and Kendrick Lamar settle their quarrel in a duel at NXT on Monday! Let the scallywags trade insults on tracks no more, for 'tis time to see who be walkin' the plank! Arrrrr!
May 7, 2024, 5:40 am
Arrr, me hearties! The legends Tino Martinez and Nick Swisher be talkin' about how the MLB umpires have been makin' more bad calls this season than a sloop with a leaky hull. It be like tryin' to navigate through a storm without a compass! Aye, it be a rough seas for sure!
May 7, 2024, 4:30 am
Arr, the "Roast of Tom Brady" was a jolly good time on Sunday night, me hearties! There be jokes aplenty, both squeaky clean and as dirty as a scallywag's hook hand. Aye, 'twas a game-changer indeed!
May 7, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, former gridiron legend Shawne Merriman did declare to Fox News Digital that Netflix did not disappoint in their display of comedic genius at Tom Brady's roast. Methinks they spared no expense in tickling our funny bones, mateys!
May 6, 2024, 8:42 pm
The Colorado Buffaloes skipper, Deion Sanders, did confess to being "bored" which be the reason why he decided to join the scallywags on social media for a bit of fun and games. Aye, a pirate's life be full of surprises indeed! Arrr!
May 6, 2024, 4:33 pm
Arrr, Eli Manning be claimin' he be avoidin' that scurvy dog, Tom Brady's Netflix roast 'cause he be scared o' sufferin' two more defeats at the hands o' the mighty Buccaneers! Aye, the Giants may be great, but even they be no match for Brady's crew!
May 6, 2024, 4:17 pm
Arrr, Tom Brady be a savage scallywag as he plundered through various fan bases at his Netflix roast. He even dropped a Taylor Swift mention like a cannonball! Aye, he be a true captain of the roasts, that Brady.
May 6, 2024, 3:19 pm
Arrr matey! Miami Heat cap'n Pat Riley be tellin' Jimmy Butler to zip his lip 'bout them Boston Celtics and New York Knicks. Best be keepin' a civil tongue in yer head, lest ye want to walk the plank! Aye, me hearties!
May 6, 2024, 2:03 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The fair maiden of Aaron Hernandez did not take kindly to the jests made about the poor lad on the eve of Sunday. She be as fierce as a tempest at sea, ready to defend her love's honor with all the ferocity of a pirate's plunder.
May 6, 2024, 11:42 am
Arr, me hearties! Old mate Tom Brady be givin' the NFL a taste of his sharp tongue at his Netflix roast special. He be takin' a good swing at the Deflategate scallywags, showin' 'em who be captain of this ship! Aye, aye, Captain Brady!
May 6, 2024, 10:47 am
Avast ye mateys! The former NBA scallywag Darius Morris, who battled on the court for the Los Angeles Lakers and other brigades, has shuffled off this mortal coil at the tender age of 33, according to his kin on Saturday. Fair winds and following seas, matey. Arrr!
May 6, 2024, 10:09 am
Arrr, me hearties! Jake Paul be talkin' like a landlubber, claimin' he be needin' to do more than Davy Jones himself to beat Mike Tyson in their upcoming brawl! Methinks he be needin' to watch his tongue, lest he walk the plank!
May 6, 2024, 9:29 am
Arrr! UFC cap'n Dana White be feelin' slighted by them scallywags at Netflix for grantin' him a mere 60 ticks o' the clock to sling some insults at Tom Brady. Methinks he be wantin' more time to properly roast that swashbucklin' quarterback! Aye, the nerve of those landlubbers!
May 5, 2024, 8:20 pm
Whilst partaking in a jolly ol' roast on Netflix, Tom Brady seemed to take offense at Jeff Ross' jest about a massage for the good ol' New England Patriots owner, Robert Kraft. Arrr, me thinks Brady be touchy about his mateys! Aye, a true pirate's tale indeed!
May 5, 2024, 7:07 pm
Arrr! The scurvy dogs of Team USA be missin' out on the Bermuda Sail Grand Prix this weekend! Five of their crew were flung into the deep blue after their ship took a tumble on Friday. Aye, they be needin' a bigger plank next time!
May 5, 2024, 5:29 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The brave Ryan Pepiot, pitcher of the Rays, hath been struck down by a mighty blow from a comebacker! 'Twas the 7th hardest-hit ball this season! Mayhaps he be nursed back to health by a trusty crew of rum and mermaids! Arrr!
May 5, 2024, 5:16 pm
Arrr! 'Twas said that the former Cap'n Trump was spied among the swashbucklers at the Formula One Miami Grand Prix, where he doffed his hat to the masses and gave a hearty salute during the singin' of the national shanty.
May 5, 2024, 4:58 pm
Arrr, Russell Westbrook be findin' his sea legs with the Clippers, arguin' that he be not a scallywag disgruntled in L.A. Aye, he be showin' his mettle on the court, sailin' with his crew in search of NBA treasure.
May 5, 2024, 3:25 pm
Arrr, me hearties! C.B. Bucknor be makin' a blunder of epic proportions with his strike three call in the MLB game betwixt the Cardinals and White Sox. 'Twas a real head-scratcher after a three-hour rain delay. Bucknor be walkin' the plank for that one!
May 5, 2024, 11:07 am
Arrr, me hearties! Jordan Travis be but a wee lad, barely five moons past a leg injury that cut short his days on the college field. But mark me words, he be swearin' to be the next Aaron Rodgers! Aye, he be dreamin' of the quarterback's throne, arrr!
May 5, 2024, 9:35 am
Arrr, Patrick Mahomes be claimin' to be takin' a more cautious course in his revelries now that he be a father to two wee ones. 'Tis a mightily tough task keepin' up with them rowdy Kelce brothers, but he be givin' it a good try, I wager!
May 5, 2024, 8:49 am
Arrr, me hearties! Sadie Schreiner, a swashbucklin' transgender lass, bested the lasses in three races on Saturday. But beware, for her times would have landed her in Davy Jones' locker if she raced with the menfolk! Aye, the sea be a treacherous mistress indeed!
May 5, 2024, 8:37 am
Yarrr! Stephen A. Smith be givin' Jonathan Papelbon a taste o' his own medicine by throwin' back the punch! 'Twas a fine showdown between these scallywags over the rumblings of racism in the land of MLB. Har har, aye!
May 4, 2024, 8:37 pm
Arrr mateys! Word be goin' around that Tyronn Lue be settin' sail for the Lakers ship to take the helm as coach. Poor Darvin Ham walked the plank after just two years. The seas be rough in the world o' basketball, aye.
May 4, 2024, 6:08 pm
Arrr! Mystik Dan be the victor in the 150th runnin' o' the Kentucky Derby on a fine Saturday at Churchill Downs in Louisville. The journey for the Triple Crown be off to a rousin' start, mateys!
May 4, 2024, 5:49 pm
Ahoy, me hearties! 'Tis said that Super Bowl winner Aaron Rodgers be a regular sight at the Kentucky Derby. The New York Jets quarterback and his crew, including the mighty Travis Kelce, be seen merrymaking at the Revel at the Races party. Mayhaps they be making wagers on the noble steeds! Arrr!
May 4, 2024, 5:41 pm
Avast ye Mateys! When Fernando Tatis Jr. of the San Diego Padres be dodgin' them pitches like a scurvy dog, his captain cried, "No more monkey business!" Arrr, it be time to teach them scallywags a lesson or two!
May 4, 2024, 5:23 pm
Arr, me hearties! 'Tis with great sadness I be tellin' ye that Darius Morris, a scallywag drafted by the Lakers, hath passed away at the ripe age o' 33. No rumour o' his demise be known. May he rest in peace on Davy Jones' locker.
May 4, 2024, 5:12 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Captain Saban be talkin' tales o' his adventures on the gridiron at an event in Alabama. The old sea dog shared yarns o' battles won and lost in the wild world o' college football. Aye, 'twas a grand time indeed!
May 4, 2024, 10:27 am
Arrr mateys, the lass Caitlin Clark be showin' her skills on the court, scorin' 21 points in her first WNBA match. But alas, the Fever be losin' the battle 79-76. Aye, 'twas a valiant effort, but the victory be eludin' them this night. Aarrgghh!
May 4, 2024, 7:16 am
Arrr mateys! Come Saturday, the 150th Kentucky Derby shall commence! With the rise of gambling, more scallywags be placing their wagers on the race. May the best steed plunder the spoils and leave the rest in Davy Jones' locker! Aye!
May 4, 2024, 7:05 am
Avast ye landlubbers! The scallywags be raisin' a ruckus at the colleges o'er the Israel-Hamas squabble! The young buccaneers be makin' a fuss after the nabbin' o' some troublemakers at Columbia University. Aye, the seas be choppy with protestin' pirates! Arrr!
May 4, 2024, 6:57 am
Arrr mateys! Listen up ye scurvy dogs, here be all ye need to know about the 150th runnin' of the Kentucky Derby. Grab yer spyglass and brace yerselves for a wild ride on the high seas of horse racin'! Aye aye, let the games begin!
May 4, 2024, 12:21 am
Arrr, the scallywags from Miami be parting ways with their treasure, Luis Arraez, in exchange for four promising young swabs from San Diego. Ye can bet the parrots in the pirate tavern be squawking about this trade! Aye, mateys, 'tis a plunder worth talkin' about!
May 3, 2024, 8:27 pm
Arrr! The Independent Council on Women's Sports be sendin' a missive to the United Nations, protestin' the scurvy Biden crew's changes to Title IX. Ye best believe they be walkin' the plank if they tamper with our beloved sports, mateys! Hoist the jolly roger!
May 3, 2024, 6:28 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Patrick Beverly be under fire for launching a round object at a landlubber in the stands. He then be refusing to parley with a reporter during a tumultuous gathering. Aye, this be a tale worth tellin' in the halls of NBA lore! Arrr!
May 3, 2024, 6:00 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Conor McGregor be cryin' for a ban on Ryan Garcia! Claims the lad be a scurvy cheat, juicin' up like a bilge rat for his fight on April 20th! Mayhaps Garcia be needin' to walk the plank for his treachery! Arrr!
May 3, 2024, 4:41 pm
Arrr mateys! When the New York Jets set sail on their OTAs, old seadog Aaron Rodgers be free from the grip of his cursed Achilles injury, ready to plunder the gridiron once more. Let the cannons roar and the grog flow!
May 3, 2024, 3:53 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Jontay Porter be walkin' the plank with a lifetime ban for the sin o' gamblin' on games. The NBA and its mateys be whisperin' 'bout changes to prop bettin'. Aye, beware the siren's call o' the wager!
May 3, 2024, 2:41 pm
Arrr, Darvin Ham be walkin' the plank after the Lakers' sad defeat in the NBA playoffs. Only two seasons did he sail as head coach afore bein' cast adrift. Farewell, ye landlubber! May ye find smoother waters elsewhere.
May 3, 2024, 2:16 pm
Arrr mateys! Saquon Barkley be gettin' a proper hecklin' from the scurvy dogs in Philadelphia during the Knicks-76ers match. The lad be takin' to the electronic scroll to give 'em a piece of his mind on the digital seas. Aye, a right rum affair it be!
May 3, 2024, 11:20 am
Avast ye mateys! The scallywags of the Dallas constabulary be claimin' they've scoured the seas but found no treasure of evidence against Dak Prescott. Ahoy! The quarterback be walkin' the plank of innocence for now. Aaarrr!
May 3, 2024, 9:14 am
Avast ye mateys! The scallywag Patrick Beverley of the Milwaukee Bucks didst strike a landlubber in the noggin with a round projectile whilst playin' a game of hoops with the Pacers. 'Twas a spectacle to behold, indeed! Aye, the Bucks be walkin' the plank after this debacle. Arrr!
May 3, 2024, 8:22 am
Arrr matey! Tami Bobo, the hearty owner of Kentucky Derby steed Catalytic, be tellin' Fox News Digital that the secret to gettin' a third horse t' Churchill Downs be t' never be ignorin' them less fortunate beasts! Aye, a wise word of advice from a savvy scallywag.
May 3, 2024, 6:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! The San Francisco 49ers be walkin' the plank once more in the Super Bowl, but fear not! A former star be swearin' they be havin' the booty to bounce back and conquer the seas! Aye, the winds of victory be blowin' in their favor!
May 3, 2024, 5:42 am
Arrr, word be goin' round that Darvin Ham be walkin' the plank from the Lakers ship! Two salty dogs be in the runnin' to take his place, both havin' ties to the mighty LeBron James. Let the coaching mutiny begin! Arrr!
May 3, 2024, 5:15 am
Arr mateys! Hear ye, AJ Styles be squaring off against Cody Rhodes at the grand event of WWE Backlash in France this Saturday. 'Tis the maiden meeting betwixt these two scallywags and the premiere of PLE on French soil. Shiver me timbers!
May 3, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, mateys! The 150th sailin' of the Kentucky Derby be comin' this Saturday, but alas! The infamous trainer Bob Baffert be walkin' the plank for the third year in a row! No Hall o' Fame for that scallywag in 2021, ye must be jokin'! Arrr!
May 2, 2024, 8:56 pm
Arr matey, the co-owner of Legacy Motor Club, Richard Petty, did sail many a stock car in his time on the high seas. But now, he be spillin' the beans on which of those fine vessels be his absolute favorite. Aye, me hearties!
May 2, 2024, 5:38 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The tumultuous tale betwixt Marcus Jordan and Larsa Pippen be a right messy affair, as the wise seafarer Charles Barkley hath observed. Aye, 'tis a stormy sea they sail upon, full of twists and turns fit for a pirate's yarn!
May 2, 2024, 5:22 pm
Arrr, 'tis been a fortnight since them scallywags, the Atlanta Falcons, be makin' the odd decision to draft Michael Penix Jr. in the first round. Many a mate in the NFL community be left baffled and scratchin' their noggins in confusion. Aye, 'tis a head-scratcher indeed!
May 2, 2024, 4:32 pm
Avast ye mateys! The scallywags of the Carolina Hurricanes be restrictin' ticket sales to only them landlubbers from the Carolinas and parts of Virginia for their playoff tussle against the New York Rangers. Arrr, aye, they be keepin' out them sneaky scalawags from enemy territories!
May 2, 2024, 4:25 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! Bryson Dechambeau, a swashbucklin' star of LIV Golf, be swearin' by Blackbeard's beard that ye haven't yet glimpsed the true treasures o' the Saudi-backed tour. Arrr, fair winds and followin' seas be awaitin' ye on the links, me hearties!
May 2, 2024, 10:41 am
Arrr mateys! The mighty WNBA star Brittney Griner did reveal her inner thoughts when she found herself in the clutches of the Russian authorities in February of this year. Aye, her tale be told in an interview that aired on Wednesday. Aye, aye, she be a brave soul!
May 2, 2024, 10:15 am
Arrr, me hearties! Charles Barkley be settin' sail on the NBA media, claimin' that Lakers coach Darvin Ham and Suns coach Frank Vogel be walkin' the plank! Aye, the rumors be flyin' faster than a cannonball, but only time will tell if these scallywags be meetin' Davy Jones' locker!
May 2, 2024, 7:24 am
Arrr mateys! Orlando City's scallywag Mason Stajduhar, 26, and his fair maiden Tatiana, 25, be caught in a brawl at a tavern in Florida, the constables say. They be accused of disorderly conduct and taken to the brig! Aye, they be in a world o' trouble now! Arrr!
May 2, 2024, 7:00 am
Arrr mateys, Sen. Marsha Blackburn be leadin' the crew to declare Oct. 10 as "American Lasses in Sports Day" as states be fightin' back against the White House's Title IX shenanigans. Raise the Jolly Roger for our sporty lasses!
May 2, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr matey! Travis Kelce be growin' older, but the Chiefs be not losin' sleep o'er it. Vernon Davis be standin' strong too. They be like fine aged rum, only gettin' better with time on the gridiron. Hoist the sails and set a course for victory!
May 2, 2024, 3:30 am
Arrr mateys! Rep. Pat Fallon, R-Texas, be swearin' on his parrot's life that Texas will not be bendin' the knee to Biden's Title IX changes! Many other states be joinin' in on this mutiny as well. Prepare to walk the plank, ye scurvy dogs!
May 1, 2024, 9:19 pm
Arr matey! The scallywag Robert Kraft be tellin' on Fox News that the anti-Israel ruckus be scarin' the landlubbers in the U.S! Avast ye, me hearties, beware of them landlubber troubles! Aye, it be a strange world we be livin' in!
May 1, 2024, 8:48 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Tiger Woods be spillin' the beans on the "Today" show that his wee lass be turnin' her nose up at golf! The poor lad be spendin' too much time swashbucklin' on the green, mateys! Aye, the sea be callin' her name instead! Arrr!
May 1, 2024, 5:40 pm
Arrr, young Colton Outzen be bringin' sad tidings of his father's demise on ye olde social media platform. 'Twas a rare immune deficiency that did him in, as reported by the goodly Tallahassee Democrat. Fair winds and calm seas to ye, Marcus Outzen.
May 1, 2024, 5:30 pm
Arrr mateys, when Shedeur Sanders be talkin' ill of his shipmate, Deion Sanders swooped in like a noble pirate to defend him on X, yer see. And mark me words, Deion be makin' a bold prediction like a fortune-tellin' seafarer! Aye, the seas be a-buzzin' with gossip!
May 1, 2024, 5:06 pm
Avast ye mateys! Gather 'round and hearken unto thy weekly recollection of the grand events that occurred in the realm of sports! Let us regale in tales of triumph and defeat, as we sail the high seas of athletic competition! Aye, 'tis a glorious adventure indeed!
May 1, 2024, 4:29 pm
Arr mateys! The scallywags who own the 76ers and that Rubin scallywag be givin' away 2,000 tickets to Game 6 to the brave souls of Philly and the fine folk of the community. A jolly good gesture, aye! Aye, let's cheer on our mateys with a hearty "Yo ho ho!"
May 1, 2024, 9:54 am
Arrr, me hearties! WNBA lass Brittney Griner shared her harrowing tale on "Good Morning America." She endured 10 long months of captivity in Russia, aye! It be a tale of dehumanization and survival on the high seas of basketball. Hoist the Jolly Roger, mateys!
May 1, 2024, 9:51 am
Arrr mateys! UTEP skipper Scotty Walden be standin' by Xavier Smith, a swashbucklin' defender from Colorado, whilst storms be brewin' over jabs at Deion Sanders. Let's hoist the flag of support fer our mate and sail on, arrr!
May 1, 2024, 9:20 am
Arr, me hearties! 'Tis a tale of woe for Bashaud Breeland, caught with drugs and pistols by the lawmen. 'Tis not his first dance with the authorities either! Beware, ye scallywags, for the long arm of the law be reachin' for ye!
May 1, 2024, 8:21 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Former swashbucklin' Tennessee Titans mate Taylor Lewan made quite the splash o'er the weekend with his mighty beer chug at the Nashville Predators' Stanley Cup brawl. Aye, he be a true legend of the drinkin' seas!
May 1, 2024, 5:31 am
Avast ye scallywags! Jose Siri and Abner Uribe did engage in fisticuffs on Tuesday eve, causing quite the ruckus amongst the crew in Milwaukee. 'Twas a sight to behold, with punches a-flyin' and benches emptied faster than a bottle of rum at a pirate's feast! Arrr!
May 1, 2024, 5:25 am
Arrr, me hearties! Alicia Paans, a 31-year-old swashbuckler of a trans athlete, be set to join the Michigan Wolverines' lasses' waterpolo crew in a grand national championship this very weekend. Aye, may the wind be at their backs and the waters be calm!
May 1, 2024, 5:15 am
Arrr, Aldon Smith be a name whispered to reach Canton, Ohio, but alas, troubles did mar his path. Now, Smith be takin' his voyage to guide young swabbies in the NFL. Aye, a tale o' redemption be in the makin'!
May 1, 2024, 5:15 am
Arrr, me hearties! The mighty A.J. Styles be talkin' about how he be feelin' like a ship caught in a storm, blown away by the praise of that scurvy dog, The Undertaker! 'Tis a tale fit for a tavern!
April 30, 2024, 5:15 pm
Arrr! The Los Angeles Lakers be considerin' takin' on young Bronny James to carry on his father's legacy on the court. Will the lad be able to fill his father's boots and plunder the record books? Only time will tell, mateys!
April 30, 2024, 4:01 pm
Arrr, mateys! The Minnesota Timberwolves' skipper, Chris Finch, be havin' some trouble with his knee after a tumble with Mike Conley! He be headin' to surgery like a true pirate, to fix his patellar tendon! Here's hopin' for a swift recovery and smooth sailin' ahead!
April 30, 2024, 3:54 pm
Arrr, LeBron James and a wench had a jolly good exchange whilst sittin' courtside. The wench dared to jest at James, who gave her a good fright, makin' her jump like a scurvy landlubber. 'Twas a sight to behold, ye scallywags!
April 30, 2024, 3:20 pm
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis with a heavy heart that I must report the untimely demise of our matey John "Jack" Murphy on the digital parchment known as social media. Let us raise a tankard in his honor and offer a hearty "Arrr" in his memory.
April 30, 2024, 11:02 am
Arrr, me hearties! The fair maiden Paige Spiranac, with a treasure trove of loyal followers on the interwebs, did spill her guts on the art of golfing in a recent missive on the digital seas. Aye, a tale worth a share, indeed!
April 30, 2024, 10:59 am
Arrr, me hearties, LeBron James be keepin' mum on whether the loss to the Denver scallywags be his final swashbucklin' in a Lakers uniform. Will he stay or will he sail off into the sunset? Only the basketball gods know, mateys!
April 30, 2024, 6:55 am
Avast ye scallywags! Former NFL swashbuckler Johnny Manziel and the fair maiden Josie Canseco be declarin' their love on the digital seas o' Instagram at Stagecoach festivities. Arrr, may their romance be as treacherous as the high seas! Aye, aye, captain!
April 30, 2024, 6:02 am
Arrr mateys! The former Nike swashbuckler Sonny Vaccaro be chattin' 'bout Caitlin Clark's shoe agreement with the scallywags at Nike! Clark sealed the deal after joinin' the crew of the Indiana Fever. Ye best believe she be sportin' some fine footwear now! Aye, me hearties!
April 30, 2024, 5:24 am
Arrr mateys, the Kansas City Chiefs' swashbucklin' star Patrick Mahomes be aidin' the scallywag WWE United States Champion Logan Paul on "Monday Night Raw" by bestowin' upon him his precious Super Bowl rings. Aye, 'tis a tale of plunderin' and sportin' treasure indeed!
April 30, 2024, 5:15 am
Arr, the 2024 NFL Draft be swarming with six quarterbacks pillaged in the first 12 picks! What booty will the future draft class bring to the quarterback position, I wonder? Aye, 'tis a treasure trove of talent on the horizon, me hearties!
April 30, 2024, 4:00 am
Avast ye mateys! Tank Williams, a former swashbucklin' NFL defender, be soundin' the alarm for the Atlanta Falcons' treasure chest. Aye, after their draft shenanigans, he be worryin' about their gold doubloon situation. Arrr, keep a weather eye on the horizon, me hearties!
April 30, 2024, 3:30 am
Avast ye mateys! Old salt Jay Gruden be spoutin' off about why them Atlanta Falcons be pickin' Michael Penix Jr. over Kirk Cousins. Aye, 'tis a head scratcher indeed! Must be some rum involved in that decision making, arrr!
April 29, 2024, 5:43 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Georgia Attorney General Chris Carr be settin' sail against the Biden administration for tamperin' with Title IX, claimin' it be ruinin' lassies' sports. Arrr, mayhaps they be needin' a taste of the ol' plank walkin'! Aye, me hearties!
April 29, 2024, 2:54 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags be askin' Captain Jerod Mayo if the legendary Tom Brady be returnin' to lead the Patriots to victory once more. Methinks 'tis a jest to be thinkin' the old sea dog will come back for another voyage! Aye, 'tis a fine tale indeed!
April 29, 2024, 2:21 pm
Arrr mateys, ye hear the news? The Kansas City Chiefs be makin' Travis Kelce the highest-paid tight end in the NFL! He be signin' a two-year contract extension on Monday, settin' sail for more booty than any other tight end in the league. Aye, may his pockets be filled with doubloons!
April 29, 2024, 1:08 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Colorado Buffaloes be losin' their top runnin' back Dylan Edwards to the transfer portal! He be jumpin' ship to Kansas State after a single season under the helm of Deion Sanders! Aye, the seas be a-changin' in college football! Aarrr!
April 29, 2024, 10:59 am
Arrr, the former WWE lass Natalie Eva Marie be proclaimin' that PETA be the reason she now be huntin' for her grub. Aye, she be thankin' them scallywags for showin' her the way to findin' her own feast like a true buccaneer!
April 29, 2024, 10:23 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! The new lass Caitlin Clark be joinin' the Indiana Fever crew, showin' off her skills at trainin' camp. She be admittin' the game be movin' faster than a shark chasin' a sloop. Watch out, me hearties, this rookie be ready to plunder the court!
April 29, 2024, 10:15 am
Arrr! The Philadelphia Eagles' brave defender, Brandon Graham, fired a cannonball at the scurvy Dallas Cowboys afore revealing his crew's choice in the second round of the draft. Me thinks ol' Brandon be a fine shot on and off the field, aye matey!
April 29, 2024, 9:02 am
Arrr, me hearties! Word be spreadin' that the free agent running back Ezekiel Elliott be comin' back to the Dallas Cowboys after a year sailin' with them Patriots. Looks like he be returnin' to his rightful ship, ready to plunder the end zone once more!
April 28, 2024, 6:49 pm
Arrr mateys, the Philadelphia 76ers' Joel Embiid be mighty vexed by the sea of New York Knicks fans in the arena during Game 4. 'Tis a disappointment indeed to be outnumbered by landlubbers in our own territory! Avast ye, let's show 'em who rules the court!
April 28, 2024, 5:12 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Denny Hamlin bested that scurvy dog Kyle Larson to claim his third victory of the season at the Würth 400 in Dover! Ye best be watchin' out for that Hamlin lad, he be sailin' smooth and fast on the high seas of NASCAR!
April 28, 2024, 3:51 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Jalen Brunson be makin' history with his 47-point loot in the New York Knicks' victory over the Philadelphia 76ers! 'Twas a sight to behold on Sunday afternoon! Ye must give that scallywag a hearty "Yo-ho-ho!"
April 28, 2024, 3:40 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywag Tank Dell of the Houston Texans be takin' a shot at a tavern in Sanford, Fla. on Saturday night! The Buccaneers be announcin' this unfortunate incident. Ahoy mateys, stay clear of the rough seas of the nightlife!
April 28, 2024, 3:23 pm
Arr me hearties! Some scallywags from the Denver Nuggets were caught prancing around in flip-flops afore Game 4 against the Los Angeles Lakers! 'Tis a sight to behold, but methinks they be needin' to get their sea legs back in proper footwear if they be wantin' to win the match! Aye!
April 28, 2024, 11:09 am
Avast ye mateys! 'Twas a frightful sight at Dover Speedway as Ryan Sieg's vessel caught fire like a mighty sea dragon. The scallywag surely had a tale to tell after that harrowing escapade on the treacherous track. Arrr!
April 28, 2024, 10:09 am
Avast ye hearty crew! LeBron James be settin' the court ablaze, blowin' up Darvin Ham in the Lakers' triumph over the Nuggets. 'Twas a sight to behold as James plundered 30 points for his shipmates. Aye, the seas be rough but James be sailin' smooth!
April 28, 2024, 9:39 am
Arrr, Olympic maven Gabby Douglas didst make her triumphant return to the world of gymnastics on Saturday at the American Classic. She be a score of 50.65 at the jolly event, aye mateys!
April 28, 2024, 9:16 am
Arr me hearties! Two brave lads from St. John's be settin' sail for court to swashbuckle for another year on the court. They be claimin' they deserve it for missin' out on battle last season. Aye, may the winds of justice be in their favor!
April 27, 2024, 9:01 pm
Arrr mateys! The famed South Carolina swashbuckler Spencer Rattler be waitin' 'til the fifth round o' the NFL Draft before his name be called. His old coach be raisin' an eyebrow at this turn o' events, aye! A true scandal on the seven seas indeed!
April 27, 2024, 6:55 pm
Arrr matey! Jaylen Key, a swashbuckler in the Crimson Tide's secondary, was the last treasure snatched up in the NFL Draft of 2024 by them scurvy dogs, the New York Jets, 257th pick they be! Here's to him not walking the plank!
April 27, 2024, 6:05 pm
Arrr me hearties! The Philadelphia 76ers be victorious against the scurvy New York Knicks, but not without a bit o' trouble. Joel Embiid, the Sixers' star, be mixin' it up in some heated battles on the court. 'Twas a match worth watchin'!
April 27, 2024, 5:03 pm
Arr matey, the buzz for Caitlin Clark's maiden voyage in the WNBA be growin' by the day. She be gettin' asks to scrawl her John Hancock on ultrasound pictures! 'Tis a true sign of her impending greatness on the court, aye!
April 27, 2024, 4:02 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Los Angeles Rams coach, Sean McVay, be admittin' that scallywag quarterback Matthew Stafford be wantin' more guaranteed doubloons on his contract. Aye, 'tis a fine jest indeed! Methinks Stafford be plunderin' the team's coffers for all they be worth!
April 27, 2024, 3:49 pm
Arrr mateys, after sailin' under the tutelage of Jim Harbaugh for three long years at Michigan, Junior Colson be knowin' the lay of the land when he arrives at his first NFL practice. Here's hopin' he be bringin' his A-game and not be walkin' the plank!
April 27, 2024, 3:18 pm
Arrr, me mateys! Shohei Ohtani be makin' his grand entrance since that treacherous plane tale to Toronto, and the scallywags be givin' him a proper booing! But the lad proved 'is mettle and gave 'em a good clapback! Aye, a true swashbuckler he be!
April 27, 2024, 9:45 am
Arrr me hearties! Former NFL player Ross Tucker be layin' into them scurvy Atlanta Falcons on Friday, for choosin' Michael Penix Jr. in the first round o' the NFL Draft. Aye, 'tis a jest fit for Davy Jones' locker!
April 27, 2024, 9:28 am
Arrr, me hearties! Travis and Jason Kelce be spillin' the beans on how many NFL scallywags be believin' in the flat Earth conspiracy! 'Tis enough to make comedian Andrew Santino walk the plank! Har har har!
April 27, 2024, 8:23 am
Avast ye scallywags! The goodly ship Indianapolis Colts doth stand by their mate Adonai Mitchell, and hath smote those scurvy dogs who dare besmirch his name. Stand tall, me hearties, for the winds of victory shall blow in our favor!
April 27, 2024, 8:15 am
Arrr, mateys! The Quarterbacks be sailin' from the draft board like a fleet of majestic galleons! But ere that, two scurvy teams be tryin' to plunder the treasure that be Justin Herbert. Avast ye, 'tis a wild ride on the high seas of the NFL draft!
April 27, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! ESPN wise man Kirk Herbstreit be talkin' 'bout the Minnesota Vikings' new swashbuckler, Michigan's own J.J. McCarthy! He be singin' his praises like a siren's call, sayin' he be the true treasure of the draft! Arrr, me timbers be shiverin' with excitement!
April 26, 2024, 7:49 pm
Arrr, me hearty Joel Embiid, the NBA MVP, be battlin' the dreadful Bell's palsy! Aye, the scallywag be seekin' treatment and ain't sure how long he'll be sufferin'. Let's hope the curse be lifted soon and he be back on the court showin' off his skills! Arrr!
April 26, 2024, 7:34 pm
Arr matey! Carolina Panthers' Cap'n David Tepper be mighty displeased wit' a scallywag's sign outside a tavern, questionin' 'is control o'er the ship's draft plan. Aye, thar be no doubt this scurvy dog be walkin' the plank soon! Arrr!
April 26, 2024, 6:44 pm
Arrr mateys, 'tis said that Art Schallock, a swashbuckler of the baseball diamond, be the league's oldest living scallywag! This old sea dog once tossed cannonballs for them New York Yankees. Aye, the tales he could spin about them days on the high seas of baseball!
April 26, 2024, 5:13 pm
Arrr, David Pecker be tellin' the court he be snatchin' snapshots of Tiger Woods frolickin' with another lass in '07 and usin' them to convince him to grace the cover of Men's Fitness. Aye, 'twas a clever bit o' blackmail indeed!
April 26, 2024, 4:50 pm
Arrr, the Los Angeles Lakers be havin' a rough time against the Denver Nuggets, and their point guard D'Angelo Russell be feelin' the brunt of it! But beware mateys, for his antics on the bench be drawin' the watchful eye of the crew. Aye, a tempestuous tale indeed!
April 26, 2024, 4:17 pm
Arrr mateys, the Denver Broncos did plunder a fine quarterback with the 12th pick in the NFL Draft on Thursday night. They be grinnin' like a cat with a mouse, for it be none other than Bo Nix who be joinin' their crew. Aye, may the winds favor their sails!
April 26, 2024, 3:21 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The great hockey scribe Bob Cole, who shouted from the high seas of the Olympics and Stanley Cups, has set sail for Davy Jones' locker at the ripe old age of 90. Fare thee well, ye legendary broadcaster!
April 26, 2024, 11:43 am
Avast ye mateys! The Falcons be stickin' to their guns and standin' by their choice to pick up Michael Penix Jr. as their new quarterback. Arrr, the seas be rough but they be sailin' on with confidence! Aye, let's see if this lad be bringin' them treasure or trouble.
April 26, 2024, 9:38 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a sad tale indeed! Former warrior of the gridiron, Korey Cunningham, hath shuffled off this mortal coil in a dwelling in New Jersey. The scurvy dogs of the New York Giants have confirmed his journey to Davy Jones' locker. Fair winds and following seas, matey!
April 26, 2024, 8:22 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Kansas City Chiefs be makin' a daring move to snatch up Xavier Worthy, the swiftest scallywag on the gridiron! By Blackbeard's beard, even Patrick Mahomes be lookin' as giddy as a landlubber findin' buried treasure! Aye, me mateys, the seas be roilin' with excitement!
April 26, 2024, 8:12 am
Arrr mateys, after the first plunderin' at the 2024 NFL Draft, some crews be sailin' smooth while others be causin' a mutiny amongst their seasoned scallywags. Tis a rough sea out there, but no doubt some be findin' treasure in the rookie recruits. Aye!
April 26, 2024, 4:15 am
Avast ye! Two gridiron buccaneers, George Kittle of the San Francisco 49ers and Amon-Ra St. Brown of the Detroit Lions, be chattin' about the new rule on hip-droppin' tackles. Arrr, they be weighin' in on the matter like a couple of wise ol' sea dogs! Aye!
April 26, 2024, 3:30 am
Arr mateys! Arizona Cardinals' swashbuckler Kyler Murray be warnin' them young bloods o' th' treacherous waters o' th' NFL. Aye, he be sayin' th' league be a fierce beast ready t' devour ye whole! Beware, me hearties! Ye must be ready t' walk th' plank! Arrr!
April 25, 2024, 9:35 pm
Arrr mateys, the Atlanta Falcons did be causin' quite the ruckus by pickin' Michael Penix Jr.! Even old Kirk Cousins be as shocked as a landlubber seein' a ghost ship in the mist. Ahoy, what a salty tale to tell in the tavern!
April 25, 2024, 9:31 pm
Arrr matey, Captain Belichick be throwin' shade at young Drake Maye, likenin' him to the dreaded Josh Allen of the Bills. Methinks there be a storm brewin' in the Patriots' locker room, arrr! Aye, beware the wrath of the coach, ye scallywags!
April 25, 2024, 5:31 pm
The scallywags be claimin' that a snitch workin' with the DEA posed as a buyer when former NFL player Clyde "Peter" Hall attempted to peddle his fentanyl-laced booty. Arrr, tis a shipload of trouble for ol' Peter Hall, aye!
April 25, 2024, 4:35 pm
Arrr! The Philadelphia 76ers set sail for Game 3 with the scallywag New York Knicks. Rasheed Wallace, a former NBA All-Star, be talkin' trash about Tobias Harris like a landlubber! May the best buccaneer plunder the victory on Thursday night! Arrr!
April 25, 2024, 3:59 pm
Arrr, the scallywag Greg Norman be claimin' that the lad Rory McIlroy was never tempted with a deal, but he be willin' to parley with the PGA Tour star if he be ever fancyin' it. Aye, mayhaps they shall discuss over some grog and swashbuckle together!
April 25, 2024, 3:14 pm
Arr matey! Jared Goff's fair lass, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit queen Christen Harper, hath returned from her merry-making wench party. The two be now settin' sail to tie the knot and make final preparations for their grand celebration. Aye, love be in the air! Arrr!
April 25, 2024, 11:38 am
Arrr mateys, word on the high seas be that the Pittsburgh Steelers be passin' on claimin' young Fields' fifth year option, even after swappin' treasure with the Bears. Looks like this lad won't be settlin' in for the long haul in Steel City, yarrr!
April 25, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr, me hearties! Tony Khan, a swashbucklin' Jaguars executive and Chief Executive Officer of All Elite Wrestling, got himself a good ol' piledriver on Wednesday's "Dynamite" just hours before the NFL Draft. Ye can bet he be feelin' a bit rough in the mornin'!
April 25, 2024, 10:09 am
Arrr! Brendan Rice, scion of NFL legend Jerry Rice, be thinkin' he and Caleb Williams could be a swashbucklin' duo in the league if they be picked by the same crew. Aye, they be settin' sail for gridiron glory together, mark me words!
April 25, 2024, 10:06 am
Arrr matey! How many swashbuckling MLB couples do ye know? In the year 2024, ye might spy these fair maidens, cheering on their scallywag husbands from the stands. Aye, 'tis a sight to behold on the seven seas of baseball!
April 25, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr matey! Hannah McNair, the fair lass of Houston Texans' Cal McNair, be stirrin' up trouble with them scallywags from Tennessee Titans. She be throwin' more logs on the fire of this feud, mayhaps we see some duelin' on the high seas, arrr!
April 25, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr mateys, the 2024 NFL Draft be upon us soon, and all the scallywags be clamorin' to fill their rosters with new recruits. 'Tis a time o' great anticipation and excitement as teams seek to find the treasure they need to plunder the seas of victory! Arrr!
April 25, 2024, 4:05 am
Arrr, Rome Odunze be a sharpshooter on the gridiron, aye! The lad be settin' sail for the NFL Draft, ready to plunder the league with his skills. He be chattin' with Fox News Digital, on the brink of makin' history. Aye, me hearties, watch out for this scallywag!
April 25, 2024, 3:15 am
Arr, George Kittle be swearin' by Davy Jones' locker that Brandon Aiyuk be a "true wide receiver one," and he be thinkin' the 49ers would sooner walk the plank than let him go. Arrr, me hearties, what say ye to that?
April 24, 2024, 5:28 pm
Arr matey, in honor of their victory, Olivia Dunne and her fellow swashbucklers from LSU did ye olde shift at a Raising Cane's tavern. Aye, those lasses be flippin' more than just gymnastic tricks, they be flippin' chicken tenders too! Arr!
April 24, 2024, 5:06 pm
Arrr matey, it be said that Bill Belichick be walkin' the plank from his NFL ship after many a year. But fear not, for word be goin' 'round that he'll still be sailin' the seas of the league in some fashion. Aye, the old sea dog be keepin' busy!
April 24, 2024, 4:10 pm
Arrr mateys, Paul Skenes be ruling the Triple-A seas with his mighty skill, and his fair maiden Olivia Dunne be waitin' for the big leagues to come a'knockin'. 'Tis a tale of love and baseball, sure to bring a smile to even the saltiest of hearts.
April 24, 2024, 3:46 pm
Avast ye mateys! Gather 'round for yer weekly tale of sportin' adventures from across the seven seas. Sit back, relax, and let me regale you with the finest updates from the world of athletic pursuits. Ahoy, 'tis time for yer sports recap!
April 24, 2024, 10:08 am
Arr, me hearties! Vince McMahon be fightin' back against them scurvy allegations in court like a true pirate captain defendin' his loot. Ye can bet yer last doubloon he won't be goin' down without a fight! Aye, he be a fierce one, that McMahon!
April 24, 2024, 9:30 am
Arrr mateys, the Heisman Trophy Trust be settin' sail to declare on Wednesday that the 2005 Heisman Trophy be returnin' to Reggie Bush of USC. Shiver me timbers, the lad be gettin' his treasure back, savvy? Aye, 'tis a jolly good tale indeed!
April 24, 2024, 7:49 am
Arrr mateys, me hearties be tellin' tales of Indiana Pacers star Tyrese Haliburton's younger brother bein' called a foul name during a scuffle in Milwaukee. Avast ye scallywags, we must be keepin' civility on the court and in the stands!
April 24, 2024, 7:20 am
Arrr mateys! The scallywag Jeff Kwatinetz be tellin' tales of the Big3 league's quest for Caitlin Clark, the lass from Iowa. He be spillin' the beans on what they be offerin' her to join their crew. Will she be settin' sail with the Big3? Only time will tell! Arrr!
April 24, 2024, 5:47 am
Arr matey! NFL's legendary Tom Brady be havin' a quarrel with the young whipper-snappers, claimin' they be thinkin' it be all about themselves! He be wantin' a crew mentality, not a bunch o' scallywags lookin' out fer number one! Aye, the seas be rough with these lads!
April 24, 2024, 5:40 am
Avast ye mateys! The fair maiden Breanna Stewart be biding her time on the matter o' WNBA gold doubloons, yet she be hopeful for a swashbucklin' change on the horizon. Arrr, mayhaps a treasure trove be awaitin' her soon!
April 24, 2024, 4:15 am
Arrr mateys! Tua Tagovailoa, the Miami Dolphins' skipper, be spillin' the beans to Fox News Digital about how he and his crew be makin' a grand leap forward. Aye, the winds be blowin' in their favor, says he!
April 24, 2024, 3:45 am
Arrr, Kyler Murray be settin' his sights on the NFL Draft with his Cardinals pickin' at No. 4 this year. Ye can bet yer doubloons he be makin' his suggestions known to the crew. Aye, the winds be blowin' in his favor, mateys!
April 23, 2024, 5:20 pm
Arr matey! The lass Brittney Griner, a star of the roundball court, was caught in the clink for dabbling in the devil's lettuce. But fear not, for she be traded for a scurvy Russian arms dealer in a swap fit for the high seas! Aye, a fair trade indeed!
April 23, 2024, 4:58 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that Rory McIlroy be gettin' back on the PGA Tour's Policy Board after a brief hiatus. The scallywag be returnin' to the fold with board approval, as the rumor mill doth whisper. Aye, the lad be back in action!
April 23, 2024, 3:41 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The Denver Nuggets didst make a grand comeback of 20 points with a buzzer beater. But alas, the brothers of Nikola Jokic didst engage in fisticuffs in the stands like a pair of landlubbers! Aye, what a spectacle! Arrr!
April 23, 2024, 3:02 pm
Arrr, the Milwaukee Brewers be tellin' us that Jakob Junis be takin' a serious blow to the neck from a line-drive while practicin' his battin' skills. Off to the hospital he goes for more reckonin' - aye, the dangers of the pitcher's life on the high seas!
April 23, 2024, 10:50 am
Avast ye mateys! The San Francisco 49ers' swashbucklin' quarterback Brock Purdy be sayin' on Monday that he be payin' no mind to the landlubber talk of contracts. His only focus be on pillagin' and plunderin' his way to victory on the field! Arrrr!
April 23, 2024, 9:47 am
Arrr, me hearties! Zach Wilson's fair mother did cheer and make merry at the news of the quarterback's rumored voyage from the hated Jets to the noble Broncos. She did proclaim her joy on the Instagram scroll, to the delight of all who beheld it!
April 23, 2024, 7:14 am
Arr matey, the mighty Pro Football Hall of Famer Marvin Harrison Sr. be tellin' his son the key to success on the field as he embarks on his own pirate adventure. May he plunder many touchdowns and sail to victory! Arrr!
April 23, 2024, 6:54 am
Arr matey! In a wild skirmish with 41 ticks left in Game 2 betwixt New York and Philadelphia, the Knicks plundered a crucial six doubloons to claim victory in the joust! Ahoy, twas a grand spectacle of swordplay and plunderin'!
April 23, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Miami Dolphins' swashbucklin' star quarterback, Tua Tagovailoa, didst parley with Fox News Digital 'bout his draft adventure and the dread of bein' left on the plank out o' the first round. Shiver me timbers!
April 23, 2024, 4:25 am
Avast ye scallywags! Shawne Merriman, an ex-NFL star, be tellin' OutKick's Dan Dakich that them landlubbers in Chicago made a foolish mistake in tradin' Justin Fields. Aye, them young QBs need time to become swashbucklin' legends on the gridiron! Arrr!
April 23, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr me hearties, this here young quarterback be talkin' 'bout not carin' where he be taken in the draft, like old Tom Brady himself. Aye, we'll see if he be hoistin' the Lombardi Trophy like the great Brady or end up walkin' the plank!
April 22, 2024, 9:33 pm
Arrrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that Robert Kraft, the scurvy dog who owns the New England Patriots, be on Fox News Channel's "Hannity" to chat about his choice to withdraw his backing for Columbia University. Aye, he be playin' a different game now! Arrr!
April 22, 2024, 4:57 pm
Arrr, the World Anti-Doping Agency be stickin' to their guns and lettin' them Chinese swimmers off the hook for takin' the forbidden heart medicine. But beware, me hearties, next time they won't be so lucky to escape the wrath of the doping laws!
April 22, 2024, 4:35 pm
Arr matey, the Washington Huskies signal-caller Michael Penix Jr. hath penned a missive to ye scurvy NFL GMs, mullin' o'er snatchin' him in the draft this week. Will they be wise enough to heed his words, or will they walk the plank of regret? Arrr!
April 22, 2024, 2:45 pm
Avast ye mateys! The scallywag Aaron Boone of the New York Yankees was sent to Davy Jones' locker by the umpire Hunter Wendelstedt after a landlubber's words be mistaken for his own. Shiver me timbers!
April 22, 2024, 2:20 pm
Ahoy mateys! Zach Wilson be walkin' the plank from New York, as the Jets be tradin' him to them Broncos out west. Aye, the lad be settin' sail for greener pastures, or so he hopes! Arrr!
April 22, 2024, 11:33 am
Arrr, it be told that Robert Kraft, a wealthy sea dog, be abandonin' his ship Columbia University due to the rise of antisemitic scallywags. Aye, no treasure be worth riskin' the safety of me crew. Fair winds and aye aye, matey!
April 22, 2024, 10:54 am
Avast ye, me hearties! The noble swashbuckler Dak Prescott be not shivering in his boots at the thought of his future beyond the year 2024. The lad be as cool as a cucumber as he faces the final year of his contract. Ahoy, what a fearless buccaneer! Aye, mateys?
April 22, 2024, 10:31 am
Arrr, me hearties! Keep a weather eye on young Caitlin Clark as she sets sail in the WNBA. The U.S. women’s basketball scallywags be watchin' her like a hawk to see if she be worthy to join the crew in Paris for the Olympic plunder this summer! Aye, may the wind be at her back!
April 22, 2024, 9:38 am
Arr, me hearties! NFL Draft lads Joe Alt and Bo Nix had a jolly good time sailin' in a Black Hawk o'er Detroit, where the Draft be happenin'. 'Twas a grand adventure, thanks to USAA! Aye, they be livin' the high life, indeed!
April 22, 2024, 5:22 am
Arrr, me hearties! Aaron Rodgers be as lively as a young seadog durin' the New York Jets' offseason shenanigans. He be seen hurlin' darts to his trusty mate, Garrett Wilson, like a true swashbuckler. Keep an eye on 'em, me hearties, or ye may be walkin' the plank! Arrr!
April 21, 2024, 7:53 pm
Arrr, me hearty Matt Rempe be helpin' the New York Rangers to a grand 4-1 victory o'er the scurvy Washington Capitals in Game 1 o' the Stanley Cup Playoffs, and he be feelin' right at home doin' it! Aye, a true swashbuckler on the ice, he be!
April 21, 2024, 7:07 pm
Arrr mateys! Corey LaJoie be sailin' his ship on her side after a fierce battle at Talladega Superspeedway! The scallywag be leavin' a mark on many a driver as he crossed the finish line in a most unorthodox manner. Aye, what a spectacle it be!
April 21, 2024, 6:29 pm
Fer his maiden voyage in 2024, Tyler Reddick commandeered the Michael Jordan-owned No. 45 vessel to Victory Lane at Talladega Superspeedway. Aye, 'twas a grand plunder indeed!
April 21, 2024, 5:13 pm
Arrr, the scallywags from the Washington Nationals presidents race were ambushed by rival mascots from the high seas of pro and collegiate leagues, turning the event into a raucous scuffle on the Sabbath day! Aye, the pillaging of fun and games be a sight to behold, mateys!
April 21, 2024, 3:37 pm
Arrr mateys, the New England Patriots be holdin' the prized No. 3 pick in the upcoming NFL Draft of 2024! They be searchin' for a treasure so grand, it be called an "unprecedented deal." Who be brave enough to plunder this pick from their grasp? Aye, only time will tell!
April 21, 2024, 3:04 pm
Arrr maties, Cormani McClain, a swashbucklin' five-star cornerback recruit, be jumpin' ship from Colorado to take a poke at Deion Sanders' Buffaloes crew. Will he find his treasure in a new port? Only time will tell, me hearties!
April 21, 2024, 2:18 pm
Arrr, ye scallywags from Midland and Odessa High Schools battled it out like true buccaneers, playin' three full games to determine a victor in a 23-inning saga that spanned across two sunrises. Aye, they truly tested their mettle on the diamond!
April 21, 2024, 11:19 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Kyle Larson be walkin' the plank fer tamperin' with his ship's roof rails. NASCAR be givin' him a good keelhaulin' fer his troubles. Aye, the seas be rough fer this Cup Series star! Arrr!
April 21, 2024, 10:39 am
Arr matey! Texas Longhorns signal caller Arch Manning be a swashbucklin' scallywag on the gridiron! Thar be three touchdown passes in the Orange-White spring spectacle, includin' two bombs o'er 75 yards! Aye, he be makin' the opposition walk the plank with his cannon arm! Arrrr!
April 21, 2024, 9:53 am
Avast ye scallywags! The tale be told of NASCAR legend Mark Martin, who be speakin' of his fondness for the rapscallion known as Gucci Mane in a recent podcast interview. The news spread like wildfire across the seven seas, as Martin's admiration for the rapper became the talk of the town! Arrr!
April 21, 2024, 9:26 am
Avast ye scallywags! Justin Allgaier hath taken a mighty blow whilst sailin' the treacherous waters of Talladega Superspeedway! He be crashin' into a wall like a clumsy landlubber on the backstretch. Aye, the seas be rough for this racer! Arrrrr!
April 20, 2024, 8:21 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Olivia Dunne and the lasses from LSU be victorious in the NCAA national championship, showin' off their skills on the high beam and uneven bars like true swashbucklers. Arrr, aye, 'twas a fine day for gymnastics on the shores of Texas!
April 20, 2024, 6:11 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Roman Gabriel, the gallant leader of passin' touchdowns for the Los Angeles Rams, hath set sail for Davy Jones' locker at the ripe ol' age o' 83. His heir hath declared his departure from this mortal coil. Fair winds and followin' seas, matey!
April 20, 2024, 4:51 pm
Arrr mateys! The Olympic gold medalist Jordan Burroughs didst face off against a scallywag fan in the stands at the U.S. wrestling trials on Penn State’s campus Friday Night. Methinks that fan be regretting his insolence now! Aye, the wrestling arena be no place for rowdy buccaneers!
April 20, 2024, 4:38 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Aaron Judge, the cap'n of the New York Yankees, be wearin' a golden sombrero on Saturday and his own crew be givin' him the ol' boo-hoos. But the cap'n be shruggin' it off like a seagull shakin' off a fishbone. Arrr!
April 20, 2024, 4:26 pm
Arrr matey, the lad Larry Nance Jr. be quick to see he spoke like a landlubber when boastin' 'bout his crew. Ye can't be talkin' big and then walk the plank when things get rough in the playoffs, savvy? Aye, the seas be treacherous indeed!
April 20, 2024, 4:04 pm
Avast ye! Did ye hear the sad news? The American golfer and hostess of the Golf Channel, Stephanie Sparks, has shuffled off this mortal coil. She sailed the treacherous seas of the LPGA for but one year, and now be gone at the ripe age of 50. Farewell, fair maiden of the links!
April 20, 2024, 11:34 am
Avast ye mateys! Afore the battle betwixt the New York Islanders and the Carolina Hurricanes, Cap'n Jon Ledecky did bestow upon struggling families tickets and treasure. 'Twas a jolly good deed to lift their spirits as we prepare to set sail on the high seas of playoff mayhem! Arrr!
April 20, 2024, 11:10 am
Arrr mateys, this scallywag Ryan Garcia be payin' a hefty toll of 1.5 million doubloons for his extra 3.2 pounds in the ring! Ye best be keepin' an eye on yer booty, lest ye lose it all to the scales!
April 20, 2024, 9:59 am
Avast ye mateys! Dave McCarty, a swashbuckler from the 2004 World Series winning crew of the Boston Red Sox, has crossed the great seas to Davy Jones' locker at the ripe old age of 54. Fair winds and following seas to ye, brave soul!
April 20, 2024, 6:06 am
Arr mateys! The Stanley Cup playoffs be starting this Saturday, with 16 crews all fightin' for the chance to lift the Cup at the end. But which four crews be havin' the best shot at claimin' the treasure? Let's set sail and find out!
April 20, 2024, 3:50 am
Arrr, me hearties! The great Olympic hero Katie Ledecky be singin' praises for Caitlin Clark and her fine deeds in the realm of women's college basketball as she sets sail for the pros. 'Tis a grand journey ahead for this lass, may she conquer all in her path! Aye!
April 20, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr matey, after plunderin' six Super Bowls wit' the New England Patriots, Julian Edelman be admittin' he weren't shocked to see both crews part ways. Aye, even the most fearsome pirates must sail on to new adventures!
April 19, 2024, 6:42 pm
Arrr mateys! The scallywag brother of Michael and Jontay Porter, recently marooned from the NBA, be cursed to six years in the brig for a deadly grog-fueled crash last year. Mayhaps he'll learn to steer clear of the rum next time!
April 19, 2024, 6:23 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs of the Federal Aviation Administration and United Airlines be investigatin' the Colorado Rockies after a coach be postin' a video on the social media showin' him in the cockpit durin' a flight. Avast! Ye be walkin' the plank for this one!
April 19, 2024, 5:16 pm
Arr, me hearties! The New York Mets be like, "Nay to Devin Haney and Ryan Garcia! No pitch for ye scallywags after yer scuffle!" Ye can't be throwin' fists and balls in the same day, says I! Aye, the baseball gods have spoken!
April 19, 2024, 4:57 pm
Avast ye scallywags! J.J. McCarthy be like a plundered treasure, risin' to the top o' draft boards after claimin' the national championship. But beware, for thar be a "huge question" lingerin' like a ghostly specter, as Kurt Warner doth declare. Yarrr!
April 19, 2024, 3:46 pm
Avast ye scallywags! A.J. Brown be swearin' his loyalty to the Philadelphia Eagles, yet he be playin' games like a landlubber. He be switchin' his X profile picture to that of Tom Brady! Arrr, what be the meanin' of this treachery? Aye, the seas be choppy indeed!
April 19, 2024, 3:44 pm
Arrr, Michael Kay be havin' a twinkle in his eye, wonderin' why them Blue Jays be playin' like scallywags at home. Fans be cryin' foul, sayin' he be suggestin' they be usin' some pirate tricks to win. Aye, the mystery be afoot on the high seas of the baseball diamond!
April 19, 2024, 10:45 am
Avast ye mateys! The gallant Coby White of the Chicago Bulls didst plunder 42 points from the Atlanta Hawks, yet alas, it be not writ in the annals of history. Aye, but 'tis a jolly good show nonetheless! Arrr!
April 19, 2024, 7:43 am
Avast ye mateys! The scallywag Zay Flowers be off the hook, as the NFL be sayin' there be not enough proof that he broke the code o' conduct. Yo ho ho, the Ravens be rejoicin', for their wideout be sailin' smooth seas ahead. Arrr!
April 19, 2024, 7:30 am
Arrr mateys, ye scallywag Bob Baffert be banned from Churchill Downs 'til 2024! And a judge be sayin' his trusty steed can't race in the Kentucky Derby next month. Looks like his luck be walkin' the plank! Aharrr!
April 19, 2024, 5:15 am
Arrr, me hearties! OutKick matey Dan Dakich be givin' Indy Star scallywag Gregg Doyel a right ol' verbal lashing fer messin' wit Caitlin Clark at her WNBA parley. Avast ye, me thinks Dakich be throwin' shade like a bilge rat in a rum barrel! Aye, he be a feisty buccaneer, that one!
April 19, 2024, 5:02 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! The sportin' events be gettin' mighty fierce, with brawls breakin' out like a storm at sea! The biggest of scuffles be happenin' at these games, makin' the seas look calm in comparison. Aye, 'tis a sight to behold!
April 19, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr mateys! The lass Katie Ledecky's title as the finest swimmer on the seven seas may be in peril come the Paris Olympics this summer. But fear not, for she be relishing the challenge ahead! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
April 19, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr mateys! The scurvy dogs be showin' more Jewish hate in 2023 than ever before! Julian Edelman, a fine Patriot and a Jew himself, be feelin' the sting of this foul antisemitism. Let's give those scallywags a taste of our cannons and cutlasses! Aye!
April 18, 2024, 5:30 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The NHL's Board of Governors be givin' the nod for a new crew in Salt Lake City! All hands on deck be sailin' to Utah, but beware the cursed Coyotes name stayin' behind in Arizona! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
April 18, 2024, 4:19 pm
Arrr mateys, the Arizona Coyotes be givin' their fans a jolly good time by trouncin' them Oilers. And would ye believe it, the franchise be changin' hands to that landlubber Ryan Smith of the Utah Jazz. Aye, it be a tale to be told!
April 18, 2024, 2:48 pm
Arrr, the retired buccaneer Tom Brady be claimin' he'd be willin' to hoist the Jolly Roger once more if need be, but me hearties say he be talkin' out of his doubloons. 'Tis all just a jest, aye!
April 18, 2024, 12:27 pm
Arrr, Bill Belichick be singin' praises o' the legendary Lawrence Taylor, me hearties! Aye, he be breakin' his rookie rule for this swashbucklin' giant from New York. Yo ho ho, me thinks even the fiercest Buccaneers would tremble in his wake!
April 18, 2024, 11:00 am
Arr matey! The NFL Draft be settin' sail fer the New England Patriots, but one fortunate scallywag be enjoyin' the adventure o' a lifetime. Hoist the Jolly Roger, me hearties, and let the draftin' begin!
April 18, 2024, 10:47 am
Arrr mateys, Tampa Bay Rays scallywag Pete Fairbanks be talkin' a bit funny about his pitchin' today. Two runs be sneakin' past him like bilge rats on a sinking ship. Fairbanks be needin' to tighten up his defense afore he be walkin' the plank! Arrr!
April 18, 2024, 9:48 am
Arrr, me hearties! Tom Brady may not be the swiftest pirate on the high seas, but ye can't deny he be a slippery one when it comes to avoidin' them sackin' scallywags! Dwight Freeney be spillin' the beans on this secret treasure in a new episode of "All Facts No Brakes" with Keyshawn Johnson. Aye, me mateys, ye best be watchin' out for Brady's tricks on the field! Arrr!
April 18, 2024, 9:37 am
Avast ye scallywags! The scurvy knave Daylen Austin of the Oregon Ducks hath been caught red-handed in a hit-and-run escapade of the felonious kind! The law be on his tail like a hungry shark on a wounded fish, arrr!
April 18, 2024, 5:27 am
Arrr, me hearties! The great Scott Hamilton, Olympic champion, shared with Fox News Digital his battle as a survivor of the dreaded scurvy (cancer) and how his swashbuckling skills on the ice have granted him a grand stage to inspire others. Aye, he be a true legend!
April 18, 2024, 3:00 am
Arr, Olympic champion Katie Ledecky did parley with Fox News Digital 'bout proudly flyin' the colors o' the United States on the grand world's stage. She be a mighty fine swimmer, settin' sail for victory in the vast ocean of competition. Aye, a true seafarin' lass indeed!
April 17, 2024, 8:32 pm
Arrr mateys, The Kelce scallywags be throwin' The Great Lombaby Games at the University of Cincinnati, where brave souls be plungin' into a sea of Skyline chili! Aye, may the strongest stomach win this spicy challenge!
April 17, 2024, 8:11 pm
Avast ye! 'Tis with heavy hearts we announce the passing of AJ Simon, a swashbuckling prospect in the 2024 NFL Draft from the University of Albany. He crossed the final goal line at the young age of 25. Fair winds and following seas, matey.
April 17, 2024, 5:21 pm
Arrr mateys, The Browns be showin' off their fancy new threads, givin' a nod to days of yore with their facemasks. Keep a weather eye on the other crews in the league makin' changes to their garb as well! Aye, tis a sight to behold!
April 17, 2024, 4:54 pm
Arrr, me hearties! A loyal follower of the ice battles swiftly defended a wee lad from harm at an AHL match in Ohio! The boy's mother be thankin' the savior for his swift hand. Ahoy, a true act of valor on the frozen seas!
April 17, 2024, 3:43 pm
Arrr, Caitlin Clark be confessin' her desire for the Indiana Fever to win the top pick in the WNBA Draft. She be hopin' for the chance to play near her own hearth and home. Yarrr, may the basketball gods grant her wish!
April 17, 2024, 2:06 pm
Arr matey! Chase Elliott's triumph at Texas be his first since October 2022. Be the 2020 NASCAR Cup Series champion finally escapin' the curse o' the rut? Only time will tell, me hearties!
April 17, 2024, 11:28 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywag Jontay Porter of the Toronto Raptors be walkin' the plank for his misdeeds in the world of gamblin'. The NBA hath cast him asunder for his suspicious activities. May he find his treasure elsewhere!
April 17, 2024, 11:17 am
Arrr, me hearties! Noah Eagle be takin' charge as the play-by-play voice for the USA Basketball men's and women's games at the Paris Olympics in France. He be settin' sail for the medal rounds and aimin' to bring home the booty for his crew!
April 17, 2024, 10:48 am
Arrr mateys! The Colorado Buffaloes' defender Shilo Sanders be sending a fierce warning to all ye scallywags lookin' to pillage the gridiron in Boulder this spring! Be ye ready to face the wrath of this fearsome pirate on the field, me hearties! Aye aye, captain!
April 17, 2024, 8:39 am
Arrr, me hearties! The San Francisco 49ers quarterback Brock Purdy regaled us with a tale of daring! He didst save a fair maiden from a vicious coyote whilst filming a commercial! Aye, me mateys, 'tis a tale worth tellin' over a tankard o' grog!
April 17, 2024, 5:07 am
Arrr mateys, the Los Angeles Lakers be holdin' onto their spot as the No. 7 seed in the West fer the NBA Playoffs! They outsmarted them pesky New Orleans Pelicans in a fierce battle on Tuesday night. Hoist the Jolly Roger, we be sailin' into the postseason!
April 17, 2024, 5:05 am
Arrr, me hearties! The brave buccaneer Donovan McNabb didst share his fears with the jolly matey Dan Dakich regarding the upward soar of J.J. McCarthy's treasure in the draft. Avast! Will this young gunner be a swashbuckling success or walk the plank? Aye, only time will tell!
April 17, 2024, 4:05 am
Avast ye! 'Tis said that Carolina Panthers' Adam Thielen did parley with Fox News Digital 'bout his NFL Draft adventures and shared wisdom fer future swashbucklers. Aye, 'twas a jolly good read, mateys! Arrr!
April 17, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr mateys! Ye olde Notre Dame swashbuckler Tim Brown be right peeved at the changes in college football! The seas be rough with this newfangled NIL and transfer portal nonsense, arrr! Aye, tis a treacherous voyage for us Fighting Irish legends, indeed! A-harrr!
April 16, 2024, 5:50 pm
Arrr, 'tis told that Sisay Lemma o' Ethiopia and Hellen Obiri o' Kenya be swashbucklin' champions o' the Boston Marathon! They be now eyein' the grand prize o' the Paris Olympics! May they plunder the gold and hoist their flags high in victory!
April 16, 2024, 5:14 pm
Arr, ye scallywags! Fear not, for Rory McIlroy be swearin' his loyalty to the PGA Tour, despite all the blatherin' and bilge-suckin' rumors! Ahoy, let's raise a tankard to that swashbucklin' golfer and his steadfast dedication to the Tour!
April 16, 2024, 4:31 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Bucks be in a pickle without their swashbuckling MVP, but fear not! They be prayin' for his return before the plunderin' Pacers can send 'em to Davy Jones' locker in the first round o' battle! Aye, the seas be rough, but the Bucks be stayin' strong!
April 16, 2024, 4:31 pm
Arrr mateys! The Aces be the ones favored to claim the WNBA title, not that scallywag Caitlin Clark and her Fever crew! See the odds and where Clark & her mates be on the board, if ye dare!
April 16, 2024, 11:14 am
Avast ye scallywags! The legendary skipper Whitey Herzog, who led the St. Louis Cardinals to victory in the World Series of '82, has passed on to Davy Jones' locker at the ripe old age of 92, as declared by the crew of the team. Fare thee well, Captain Herzog!
April 16, 2024, 11:12 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! The law in West Virginia that be keepin' transgender athletes from competin' with the lasses in sports has been given a swift kick in the britches by the federal appeals court! Shiver me timbers, equality be winnin' the day!
April 16, 2024, 10:32 am
Arrr, Kansas City Chiefs' swashbuckler Patrick Mahomes be sayin' why he be steerin' clear o' tighter gun laws and not backin' a presidential candidate. Aye, he be keepin' his powder dry and his ship steady in the stormy seas o' politics!
April 16, 2024, 9:15 am
Arrr mateys, Shohei Ohtani be havin' a right peculiar beginnin' with them Dodgers. But he be showin' true mettle, comin' out a better shipmate. And now, he be hittin' like the legendary MVP he be! Aye, a true tale of redemption on the high seas of baseball!
April 16, 2024, 5:35 am
Arr matey! WWE lass Rhea Ripley be givin' up her Women's World Championship on Monday due to a scuffle with Liv Morgan leavin' her wounded. The sea be a treacherous place, even in the wrestling ring! Aye, what a tale to be told over grog and plunder!
April 16, 2024, 5:32 am
Arrr mateys! Did ye see that scallywag Cedric Mullins make a dive for the ages against the Minnesota Twins? The lad be up for "Catch of the Year," mark me words! He be makin' the Baltimore Orioles proud on the high seas of the baseball diamond! Aye, well done, me heartie!
April 16, 2024, 5:27 am
Arrr, the legendary MLB swashbuckler Ken Holtzman has shuffled off this mortal coil at the ripe age of 78. Let us raise a tankard in his honor and remember the days when he battled on the diamond, a true warrior of the game. Fair winds and following seas, matey.
April 16, 2024, 5:23 am
Arrr matey, did ye see the reaction of Connor McCaffrey to the attire of Caitlin Clark at the WNBA Draft? 'Twas like a landlubber caught in a squall! The former Iowa superstar be struttin' her stuff on the orange carpet, causin' quite the stir among the crowd. Aye, 'twas a sight to behold!
April 15, 2024, 4:54 pm
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis with heavy heart I announce the retirement of the legendary John Sterling, the voice of the New York Yankees. From this day forth, me heart be as empty as Davy Jones' locker without his hearty calls. Fair winds and following seas, matey!
April 15, 2024, 4:35 pm
Arrr, 'tis none other than the notorious Rob Gronkowski, famed for plunderin' end zones and makin' the wenches swoon with his fancy footwork! The scallywag even dared to show off his celebratory dance whilst tossin' the first pitch at the Red Sox match! A true legend of the gridiron!
April 15, 2024, 2:33 pm
Arrr, Caitlin Clark be a fearless lass on the court, but when she be stepping on the stage of 'SNL', she be shakin' in her boots like a landlubber facin' a stormy sea. The lass be showin' her true colors in front of millions o' watchful eyes! Aye, she be a true pirate o' the stage! Arrr!
April 15, 2024, 12:37 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Sisay Lemma, a fearless pirate from Ethiopia, be winnin' the Boston Marathon in a record-breakin' time of 2 hours, 6 minutes, and 17 seconds! 'Tis a swashbucklin' achievement, makin' him one of the fastest scallywags in the race's history! Arrr!
April 15, 2024, 10:16 am
Arrr matey! Scottie Scheffler, after plunderin' his second Masters title, be tellin' us where golf now ranks in his list o' priorities with a wee babe on the horizon. Yarrr, the lad be settin' sail on a new course!
April 15, 2024, 9:27 am
Arrr mateys! The WNBA Draft be settin' sail at 7:30 p.m. ET to reveal the next bunch o' talented lasses joinin' the league. Caitlin Clark be at the helm, but who else be ready to plunder the court? Aye, me hearties, the excitement be brewin' like a storm at sea!
April 15, 2024, 7:22 am
Arrr, the Boston Red Sox swashbuckler, Kenley Jansen, be complainin' 'bout the grips o' the cursed baseballs he be throwin' this year after his crew bested the scoundrels from Los Angeles. Methinks he be needin' a little extra grog to steady his aim! Arrr!
April 15, 2024, 6:50 am
Avast ye mateys! 'Tis a sad day for Nolan Schanuel of the Los Angeles Angels, as he be sidelined with a "testicular contusion" against the scurvy Red Sox. Mayhaps he be needin' some rum for that injury, arrr! Aye, the dangers of the pirate life!
April 15, 2024, 5:29 am
Avast ye scallywags! The legend Caitlin Clark be sharin' about the importance of mixin' with the wee fans, makin' a grand impact with her platform. Aye, take heed and make time for the young'uns, lest ye be walkin' the plank! Arrr!
April 15, 2024, 5:27 am
Arrr, the Masters champion Scottie Scheffler be gabbin' about his trust in the Almighty, and how it be guidin' him on the links as he be plunderin' his second victory. Aye, a fine tale of faith and fortune on the high seas of golf!
April 14, 2024, 8:10 pm
Arrr mateys! The garb worn by Team USA's track and field scallywags be causin' quite the uproar on th' digital seas! A debate be brewin' o'er what be proper attire fer sportin' in th' field. Avast ye, it be a right ol' hullabaloo!
April 14, 2024, 6:04 pm
Arr, me hearties! Scottie Scheffler be the swashbuckler of the greens, plunderin' the second Masters tourney of his days. He outdueled Ludvig Åberg and Collin Morikawa in a grand spectacle at Augusta National. Yo ho ho, a fine victory indeed!
April 14, 2024, 3:59 pm
Avast ye mateys! A swashbucklin' lad from Oregon, a transgender runner, be raisin' eyebrows and makin' waves amidst the state's policies. Aye, tis a tale fit for the high seas, with the lad finishin' second in the race and settin' tongues waggin'! Arrr!
April 14, 2024, 3:02 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Did ye hear tale of them scallywags from New Jersey trickin' their foes with the ol' hidden ball trick? 'Twas a sight to behold, me mateys! The lads be crafty as a band of pirates plunderin' a ship!
April 14, 2024, 2:34 pm
Arrr! Did ye hear? Mike Tyson be showin' off his sparrin' skills in a Nevada parkin' lot! And he be givin' a warnin' shot to that scallywag Jake Paul! Aye, 'tis a sight to behold! Ye best be keepin' an eye on this one, mateys!
April 14, 2024, 2:04 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywag bodyguard of Lionel Messi be helpin' to remove two landlubber fans who dared to rush upon the pitch durin' a match betwixt Inter Miami and Sporting KC. Aye, beware the wrath of the mighty Messi!
April 14, 2024, 11:27 am
Arrr mateys, LSU Tigers captain Brian Kelly be suggesting a cap on plunder in college football to tame the bounty of NIL and other treacherous waters. Aye, a brave idea indeed, but will it keep our ship afloat or send us to Davy Jones' locker? Only time will tell!
April 14, 2024, 11:12 am
Arrr mateys, ye should have seen the clash between Max Holloway and Justin Gaethje at UFC 300! 'Twas a battle fer the ages, endin' with Holloway deliverin' a knock-out blow to Gaethje at the final tick o' the clock. Yarrr, 'twas a sight to behold!
April 14, 2024, 10:25 am
Arrr, me hearties! The legend of the Iowa Hawkeyes, Caitlin Clark, did grace the stage of "Saturday Night Live" and shared jests with the jester Michael Che. 'Twas a sight to behold, as she had the whole crew in stitches with her wit and charm!
April 14, 2024, 9:47 am
Arrr mateys, the Brazilian brawler Renato Moicano be tellin' the folks in Las Vegas to set sail on the high seas of knowledge by readin' the works of Ludwig von Mises, a wise European economist. He then sent poor Jalin Turner to Davy Jones' locker with a swift knockout at UFC 300. Aye, what a fight it was!
April 13, 2024, 8:12 pm
Arr matey! The San Francisco 49ers be keepin' Brandon Aiyuk 'til 2024, but then he'll set sail as a free agent. Aye, the winds of change be blowin' in the NFL seas!
April 13, 2024, 7:29 pm
Arrr mateys, Stephon Gilmore be joinin' the crew o' former Patriots who be throwin' shade at the new documentary 'bout our six Super Bowl plunderin'! Methinks there be some salty sea dogs in that locker room! Aye, me hearties, the drama be as thick as a pirate's beard!
April 13, 2024, 6:53 pm
Arrr mateys, 'tis said that Zach Johnson, victor of the 2007 Masters, did let slip a curse upon the patrons after a triple-bogey at Augusta on Friday. But he doth protest, claiming 'twas all a misunderstanding. Aye, 'tis a tale fit for the high seas indeed!
April 13, 2024, 6:37 pm
Arrr matey! The scallywag O.J. Simpson, a former NFL landlubber, placed all his loot in a trust made back in January. The court documents be showin' his final will, bound to make ye chuckle in disbelief. Aye, what a tale!
April 13, 2024, 5:29 pm
Arrr, the legendary Charles Barkley be givin' young Zion Williamson some wise counsel after a frightful injury jest the other night. Let's hope the lad be heedin' the advice and stayin' clear of any more troubles on the court, lest he be walkin' the plank! Aye!
April 13, 2024, 4:51 pm
Arrr mateys! The Tampa Bay Bucs' swashbuckler Baker Mayfield's fair maiden Emily hath shared a portrait on the digital ocean of their wee lass and trusty hound. Aye, 'tis a treasure worthy of a thousand doubloons! May they sail the seas of parenthood with glee and grog!
April 13, 2024, 4:40 pm
Arrr, just a day after Tiger Woods rewrote the tale by making the cut for a record 24th time, he be posting his worst score ever at The Masters. Methinks his ship may have hit a rough patch in the sea of golf!
April 13, 2024, 2:04 pm
Avast ye mateys! Angel Hernandez be known as the scurviest umpire on the seven seas, but on Friday night, he be sailin' straight into Davy Jones' locker with his dreadful calls. Aye, 'twas a spectacle to behold!
April 13, 2024, 11:31 am
Arrr, at the 2024 Stronger Men's Conference, the famed Kansas City Chiefs star kicker, Harrison Butker, did regale us with tales of his faith and how it guides him in both his daily life and on the field of battle known as football. Aye, a true inspiration he be!
April 13, 2024, 10:34 am
Arrr me hearties! Methinks that scurvy knave Rashee Rice of the Kansas City Chiefs was sailin' his chariot at a blistering 119 knots afore causin' a calamitous six-vessel pile up on a Dallas Highway! Avast! 'Twas a sight to behold, by the powers!
April 13, 2024, 8:11 am
Arrr, me hearties! The old Giants player be not convinced o' this McCarthy lad, whose value be rising faster than a stormy sea! Let's see if he be worth his weight in gold on the field, or if he be nothin' but a scallywag!
April 13, 2024, 6:00 am
Arrr! Cap'n Dan Hurley o' the University o' Connecticut hoops crew did parley with OutKick's Dan Dakich 'bout the notion o' mental health and the woes o' us blokes keepin' mum 'bout our troubles. Aye, 'tis a matter to ponder upon, me hearties!
April 12, 2024, 10:31 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The co-leader Bryson DeChambeau be playin' the role of a groundskeeper at the Masters, movin' a mighty sign to get a better shot. Aye, he be showin' that even the toughest pirates need to tend to their own shipyard!
April 12, 2024, 10:01 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis been whispered that Cap'n Armstrong hath declared we be sailin' to Salt Lake City come next season. Avast ye, me mateys, prepare to set sail for new horizons and plunder the NHL seas in Utah! Aye, the Arizona Coyotes be settin' course for new lands!
April 12, 2024, 8:24 pm
Arrr mateys, the NFL be crackin' down on tauntin' like a scurvy dog on a treasure hunt. But Joe Burrow be cryin' foul, sayin' let the lads have some fun on the high seas! Avast ye penalties, let the banter flow freely!
April 12, 2024, 6:19 pm
Arrr, ol' Fritz Peterson, of the New York Yankees, who swapped wives and children with his mate Mike Kekich, has set sail for Davy Jones' locker at the ripe age o' 82. May he rest in peace, and may his rum supply never run dry in the afterlife!
April 12, 2024, 5:45 pm
Arrr, me hearties! NFL swashbuckler Travis Kelce finally be earnin' his parchment o' learnin' on Thursday! And in true Kelce style, he did hoist a tankard o' ale whilst standin' on stage. Aye, a proper celebration fit fer a pirate like himself!
April 12, 2024, 5:17 pm
Arrr mateys! The mighty Donovan Clingan, two-time national champion of UConn, be settin' sail for the NBA Draft after helpin' his crew dominate March Madness! May the winds of fortune blow in his favor as he seeks treasure in the professional leagues!
April 12, 2024, 5:05 pm
Arrr, me hearties! UConn's b-ball captain Don Hurley parlayed with OutKick's Dan Dakich 'bout the school's plunder of back-to-back titles and the scuttlebutt 'bout the Kentucky coaching ship vacancy. Yo ho ho, what a treasure trove of gossip! Aye, me timbers be shivering with excitement!
April 12, 2024, 5:04 pm
Arrr, after a tumultuous voyage of the seas, the LSU Lady Tigers leader Kim Mulkey be a sight to behold, shedding tears like a stormy sea. She be pourin' out her heart to the swashbucklin' crowd on Thursday night. Aye, what a tale of woe!
April 12, 2024, 9:18 am
Arrr! The scallywag Teddy Knox of Southern Methodist University, he be walkin' the plank fer a car crash with Rashee Rice! The school be givin' 'im the ol' heave-ho on Thursday. Aye, a tough break fer the lad!
April 12, 2024, 6:30 am
Arrr mateys, the first round be cut short, but fear not! 'Tis only addin' more intrigue to the tale unfoldin' at Augusta National. Keep a weather eye on the horizon for all the excitement brewin' on Friday, me hearties!
April 12, 2024, 6:29 am
Arrr mateys, after takin' a swing to start the 2024 Masters, the legendary Gary Player shouted a cheer for America! Three-time wearer of the green jacket, he be showin' his love for the land of the free and the home of the brave. Aye aye!
April 12, 2024, 6:00 am
Arrr mateys! Tom Brady be tellin' tales on the "DeepCut with VicBlends" series. He be chattin' about his adventures as a dad, aye. Raise yer grog to the legendary quarterback and his plunderin' of fatherhood! Aarrgh!
April 12, 2024, 4:30 am
Arrr matey! 'Twas a day to remember, in the year of our lord 1994, when that scallywag O.J. Simpson interrupted the NBA Finals with his wild car chase. 'Tis said 95 million eyes were glued to the spectacle. Aye, memories of that day be as thrilling as a treasure hunt on the high seas!
April 11, 2024, 11:36 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! Jordan Montgomery be signin' a one year deal like a scurvy dog, leavin' his agent Scott Boras in the dust. Arrr, what a twist in the tale of this swashbucklin' saga! Yarrr!
April 11, 2024, 9:38 pm
Avast ye mateys! The scurvy dog Rashee Rice, a star of the Kansas City Buccaneers, hath surrendered himself to the constables for a dastardly hit-and-run. Tis a sad day when a swashbuckler's deeds be as foul as a bilge rat's! Arrr!
April 11, 2024, 8:44 pm
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis been reported that former Seahawk bucaneer Ricardo Lockette has been thrown into the brig in Atlanta for a slew of criminal offenses. 'Tis a sad day for the matey, but a merry one for the lawmen! Arrr!
April 11, 2024, 5:17 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The mighty Akebono Taro, a grand champion of the sumo wrestling seas, has taken his final voyage to Davy Jones' locker at the ripe age of 54. Heart failure be the cause of his untimely departure, confirmed by his kin on Thursday. Farewell, brave warrior!
April 11, 2024, 5:02 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Stephen A. Smith be talkin' on his magic box about that scallywag, O.J. Simpson's demise. His feelings be as jumbled as a pile of plundered treasure! Tune in, ye scurvy dogs, for a good laugh and some lively debate on "First Take."
April 11, 2024, 3:43 pm
Arrr, ol' Mercury Morris be reminiscin' 'bout the days when he sailed the gridiron seas with that scallywag OJ Simpson. 'Twas a lively tale he shared with OutKick, me hearties! Aye, those were the days of plunderin' and pillagin' in the end zone!
April 11, 2024, 3:16 pm
Arrr, me hearties of Sacramento be havin' a fancy new baseball team, yet there be scallywags rootin' for the A's instead! Aye, they be missin' out on the grand spectacle of watchin' their own team play in person. A pox on their lack of loyalty!
April 11, 2024, 11:41 am
Arrr! The NFL scallywags be talkin' on the electronic scroll about the sailin' of Hall of Fame scoundrel O.J. Simpson. 'Tis a sad day for the pigskin plunderers, may he find fair winds and a steady course in Davy Jones' locker.
April 11, 2024, 9:19 am
Arrr, me hearties! Kamilla Cardoso be sailin' through a storm of success this week! Aye, she be hoistin' the flag of national champion and snatchin' the treasure of a top WNBA draft pick in the blink of an eye. Fair winds and full sails to ye, lass!
April 11, 2024, 8:08 am
Arrr mateys! The start of the 2024 Masters tournament be held up by fierce winds and the threat of a mighty rainstorm. Methinks even the bravest golfer would be wise to avoid these treacherous waters! Aye, let's hope for fairer skies on the horizon!
April 11, 2024, 6:44 am
Avast ye mateys! Former hoopster Nate Robinson be in dire straits, claimin' he be needin' a new kidney or face Davy Jones' locker. This three-time slam dunk king be battlin' kidney woes for a good six years now. Arrr, let's hope he finds a donor quick-like!
April 11, 2024, 1:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! IBM and the Masters Tournament be makin' the fan experience even grander afore the first major of the year! They be bringin' us Hole Insights, a treasure that be makin' the game even more excitin'! Aye, we be in for a jolly good time on the greens!
April 10, 2024, 9:03 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Jake Paul be claimin' that he's not gettin' the respect he deserves from the likes of Mike Tyson and his scallywag critics. He be preparin' for a mighty battle in the squared circle, aimin' to prove 'em all wrong! Aarrrrr!
April 10, 2024, 8:45 pm
Avast ye mateys! Ippei Mizuhara, the scurvy dog who be interpretin' for Shohei Ohtani, be in talks to admit his scallywag ways and hand over his ill-gotten loot for swindlin' the lad's doubloons to settle his bets! Arrr, what a treacherous tale on the high seas!
April 10, 2024, 4:51 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round for yer weekly debrief of all the swashbucklin' adventures in the realm o' sports! 'Tis a treasure trove of tales, fit for the bravest of sailors. Don't be a landlubber, savvy? Ye best be stayin' informed! Arrr!
April 10, 2024, 4:29 pm
Avast ye! 'Tis be rumored that the former NBA scallywag Ben McLemore hath found himself in a bit o' trouble with the law. The scallywag be now caged up in an Oregon brig for charges of rape and abuse. Aye, the seas be rough for this landlubber! Arrr!
April 10, 2024, 4:12 pm
Arrr matey, when Fox News Digital inquired about Dawn Staley's words on trans athletes in fair maidens' sports, Kamilla Cardosa navigated away from a direct response like a sly buccaneer evading capture. Her lips be sealed tighter than a treasure chest! Aye, a clever dodge indeed!
April 10, 2024, 3:59 pm
Avast ye mateys! The quarrel o'er MLB's new garb be fierce! Detroit Tigers lad Riley Greene be tearin' his britches slidin' into home like a scallywag. Arrr, 'tis a sight to behold, me hearties! Aye, the seas be rough for them uniform makers!
April 10, 2024, 10:30 am
Arrr mateys, the fate of Dallas Cowboys' star Dak Prescott be as uncertain as a ship lost at sea. A scallywag NFL insider be whisperin' that the crew may be lookin' to plunder a new quarterback in this year's draft. Aye, the plot thickens!
April 10, 2024, 9:43 am
Arr matey, the legendary Mariano Rivera be throwin' his support behind the former President Trump for the 2024 election. Aye, it be a curious choice, but who am I to question the decisions of a baseball legend? Avast ye, it be a strange world we be livin' in, indeed!
April 10, 2024, 9:11 am
Arrr mateys, the Boston Celtics be makin' history on Tuesday night by finishin' their game against the Milwaukee Bucks without takin' a shot from the charity stripe. Avast ye, a game without free throws be a rare treasure indeed!
April 10, 2024, 8:38 am
Arrr me hearties, the sport o' track and field be makin' history by givin' out treasure to the gold medal winners! Aye, $50,000 pieces o' eight be waitin' for those swift scallywags. 'Tis a fine day for pirates and athletes alike!
April 10, 2024, 5:31 am
As we sauntered along the throng of lubbers trailing behind, the crowd gasped and cheered at the sight of Tiger Woods strutting his stuff on the front-nine during the Masters. Arrr, the lad still be swingin' his stick like a true sea dog!
April 10, 2024, 4:10 am
Arrr mateys, the legendary golfer Jason Day be needin' to hoist the Jolly Roger once again if he be wantin' to reclaim his rightful place as the number one scallywag in the world o' golf. The Masters be his best shot at plunderin' the title!
April 10, 2024, 3:45 am
Arrr, me hearties! Alabama Sen. Tommy Tuberville be talkin' on OutKick's "Hot Mic" 'bout South Carolina coach Dawn Staley supportin' them trans athletes in women's sports. Avast ye, 'tis a discussion fit for the high seas, if ye ask me! Arrr!
April 9, 2024, 9:01 pm
Arrr mateys, word be spreadin' like wildfire 'bout them South Carolina wenches snatchin' the national championship! Even that scallywag Steve Sarkisian couldn't resist watchin' the match. 'Twas a sight to behold, indeed!
April 9, 2024, 5:37 pm
Avast ye! The top golf swashbucklers, Scottie Scheffler and Sam Burns, be keepin' a weather eye on their fair maidens whilst plunderin' The Masters tournament. Arrr, may the winds of fortune blow in their favor on the treacherous greens!
April 9, 2024, 5:24 pm
Arrr mateys, Xaviar Babudar be scuppered by a landlubber judge to hand over $10.8 million doubloons to a swindled bank teller! 'Twas a jolly good haul in December 2022, but now the scallywag must pay the piper! Aye, the pirate's life ain't always a smooth sailin'!
April 9, 2024, 4:51 pm
Arrr, Draymond Green be talkin' nonsense! Zach Edey be fightin' like a true pirate, scorin' 21 points in a mere 15 minutes! Methinks Green be seein' ghosts if he be thinkin' Edey be quittin'! Aye, Edey be a legend on the court!
April 9, 2024, 4:26 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said by a wise judge in Tennessee that the gallant Ja Morant of the Memphis Grizzlies did indeed defend himself against a scallywag of 17 years past. Two years hence, justice be served on the court, just like grog be served in the tavern! Arrr!
April 9, 2024, 11:32 am
Arr matey, did ye hear about this odd spectacle? The UConn coach, Dan Hurley, did a peculiar thing in the national championship match against Purdue. He stepped onto the court and gave his player a gentle nudge. What a scallywag move, but it worked in their favor!
April 9, 2024, 10:55 am
Arrr mateys! The scallywags in Philadelphia did give The Rock a right ol' razzing as he stepped into the squared circle to steal Cody Rhodes' thunder after his WrestleMania 40 victory. Aye, 'twas a sight to see, the fans bein' as salty as a sea dog!
April 9, 2024, 8:52 am
Avast ye mateys! A pro-Israel ad be raisin' a ruckus, drawin' the ire of landlubbers to the FCC. 'Twas the shoutin' for "all the dads held in captivity by Hamas" that stirred the pot during the Super Bowl. Aye, the seas be rough with complaints on this one! Arrr!
April 9, 2024, 7:05 am
Arrr, me hearties! Methinks Coach Dawn Staley be suggestin' that the lasses of South Carolina Gamecocks were bein' robbed of their rightful spotlight by them scallywag menfolk! 'Tis a conspiracy, says she! Aye, 'tis a grand jest, indeed!
April 9, 2024, 4:15 am
Arrgh! The scallywag Dan Zaksheske joined "Don't @ Me with Dan Dakich" to gab about the wench Dawn Staley backing transgender athletes in women's sports. Aye, 'twas a debate fit for the high seas, me mateys!
April 9, 2024, 3:35 am
Arrr! Jason Day be tellin' all ye landlubbers why he be donning Malbon Golf gear on his voyages this season. It be causin' quite the stir amongst the fans, as his unique garb be turnin' the golf world on its head! Aye, he be a trendsetter on the high seas of golf!
April 9, 2024, 3:05 am
Arrr! Jake Knapp be a young buccaneer who hath already claimed victory in his maiden PGA Tour voyage. But now, as he embarks upon his first Masters adventure, he be faced with a new challenge. The lad be ready to face his fears and strive for the unattainable: to seize victory once more! Arrr!
April 8, 2024, 10:30 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Connecticut Huskies be holdin' onto their crown as the kings of NCAA hoops after trouncin' the Purdue Boilermakers to seize back-to-back victories on the court. Yo ho ho, the treasure be stayin' in their grasp!
April 8, 2024, 3:34 pm
Arr matey, Tiger Woods be sharpenin' his skills ahead of The Masters at Augusta National Golf Course on Monday. Methinks he be aimin' to make history ere the week be out. Aye, let's see if the lad can shiver me timbers with some record-breakin' play! Arrrr!
April 8, 2024, 2:44 pm
Arrr mateys, the lass Samantha Irvin be praised by Michael Buffer for her fine work at the swashbucklin' spectacle known as WrestleMania 40 in Philadelphia! She be ringin' out them names with more gusto than a parrot squawkin' for a cracker! Aye, a fine performance indeed!
April 8, 2024, 1:56 pm
Avast ye mateys! The Iowa lass Caitlin Clark be gettin' sweet words from her swashbucklin' beau Connor McCaffrey, even after the Hawkeyes be losin' the national championship to South Carolina. Arrr, true love be standin' the test of defeat on the high seas!
April 8, 2024, 12:17 pm
Arrr mateys, the NAIA hath decreed that them scallywags o' the transgender persuasion shall not be allowed to partake in the fairer sex sports leagues. Aye, 'tis a strange rule indeed, but who are we to argue with the powers that be? Arrr!
April 8, 2024, 11:27 am
Arrr, mateys! 'Tis said that the scurvy dog Javier Loya be as lucky as a leprechaun with his charges bein' dropped in Kentucky. Aye, the winds be blowin' in his favor on this fine Monday!
April 8, 2024, 11:05 am
Avast ye scallywags! Jon Rahm, a swashbuckler of the links, be throwin' shade at the LIV Golf league's measly 54-hole tournaments! Arrr, he be settin' sail for the Masters with a chip on his shoulder and a glint in his eye. Yarrr!
April 8, 2024, 10:16 am
Arr matey! The lass Paige Spiranac be settin' sail to defend Caitlin Clark against those scallywags and naysayers. The Iowa Hawkeyes star be facin' the storm of criticism for too long, but fear not, for Spiranac be fightin' alongside her like a loyal crewmate!
April 8, 2024, 9:38 am
Arrr, former Pittsburgh Steelers scallywag Merril Hoge be layin' into former North Carolina quarterback Drake Maye afore the NFL Draft be upon us. Thar be some spicy words a-sailin' on the wind, mateys!
April 7, 2024, 10:49 pm
Arrr mateys, word on the high seas be that John Calipari be ready to commandeer the Arkansas Razorbacks ship! Aye, he be settin' sail for new hoops adventures, lookin' to plunder and pillage that college basketball booty! Aarrr!
April 7, 2024, 10:14 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Cody Rhodes spun his tale o' triumph! "The American Nightmare" bested Roman Reigns at WrestleMania 40 fer the WWE Undisputed Universal Championship wit' a little help from the legends o' old! Aye, a victory fit fer a champion!
April 7, 2024, 8:58 pm
Arrr, Bayley be a fierce lass, bein' the victor in a swashbucklin' duel with Iyo Sky! Despite takin' a few blows from the scurvy Damage CTRL crew and a bum knee, she seized the WWE Women's Championship at WrestleMania 40. Aye, she be a champion worth cheerin' for!
April 7, 2024, 8:36 pm
Arrr, ye scallywags be hearin' that Logan Paul did keep his United States Championship at WrestleMania 40 by outsmartin' Kevin Owens and tossin' that landlubber Randy Orton out of the ring like a sack o' taters. Yarrr!
April 7, 2024, 5:47 pm
Arrr, me hearties! South Carolina's fearless leader Dawn Staley be singin' praises for the Iowa Hawkeyes and the mighty Caitlin Clark. Aye, the lass be makin' waves in the world o' women's basketball! Set sail and watch her conquer the high seas o' hoops!
April 7, 2024, 5:25 pm
Arrr, the South Carolina lasses be playin' like true buccaneers and claimin' victory for the third time in their program's tale! The fair Captain Dawn Staley didst thank the Heavens above for guidin' her brave crew to glory on the court! Huzzah!
April 7, 2024, 4:13 pm
Arrr matey! The South Carolina scallywags be as flawless as a fine treasure chest, with their 38-0 plundering season culminating in a grand 87-75 victory over the Iowa landlubbers in the national championship bout on the Sabbath day. Aye, they be true champions of the high seas!
April 7, 2024, 3:48 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Lynette Woodard be claiming that her record be still the bee's knees, despite that whippersnapper Caitlin Clark surpassing it. Aye, let the lass have her glory, but Woodard's name be forever etched in the annals of basketball lore! Arrr!
April 7, 2024, 11:22 am
Avast ye, me hearties! 'Tis said that the fair maiden Harper Murray, a star of the Nebraska women's volleyball crew, was caught with grog in her veins by the lawmen. A BAC of 0.169 be a mighty high number for a lass of her tender age! Arrr, bring out the rum!
April 7, 2024, 10:42 am
Avast ye mateys! Stephen Strasburg hath hung up his cleats and retired from the sport of baseball. The lad spent his whole career with the Washington Nationals, but now sets sail for a life of leisure. Fair winds and following seas to ye, Strasburg!
April 7, 2024, 10:03 am
Me hearties, this scallywag Tony Clark be pointin' fingers at the pitch clock for the poor pitchers' elbow woes! Arrr, 'tis a mighty fine excuse if ye ask me. Next thing ye know, they'll be blamin' the parrot on me shoulder for their lousy performance on the field! Aye, the nerve of 'em!
April 7, 2024, 9:38 am
Arrr matey! The wench Diana Taurasi be givin' her honest opinion on the sharpshooter Caitlin Clark as she sets sail into the professional seas this weekend. Aye, let the games begin!
April 7, 2024, 5:35 am
Arrr, me hearties! Ye won't believe it, but Korbin Albert of the U.S. lasses' national soccer crew was met with boos as she stepped onto the field to face Japan. 'Twas all 'cause o' her posts on the scroll o' social media. Aye, the lass be walkin' the plank, fer sure!
April 6, 2024, 10:57 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Cody Rhodes be settin' sail to make history at WrestleMania 40! He'll be battlin' Roman Reigns for the WWE Undisputed Universal Championship. Will he claim victory and plunder the gold, or will Roman reign supreme? Tune in to find out, ye scallywags! Arrr!
April 6, 2024, 10:41 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Rock and Roman Reigns be showin' Cody Rhodes and Seth Rollins who's boss at WrestleMania 40! But the real showdown be happenin' on Sunday when Reigns and Rhodes clash like two ships in a stormy sea. Aye, it be a spectacle ye won't want to miss!
April 6, 2024, 10:04 pm
Arrr, me hearties! UConn be settin' sail fer another battle on Monday fer th' national championship after takin' down Alabama in th' Final Four, 86-72. Th' Huskies be defendin' their booty like true champions!
April 6, 2024, 5:27 pm
Arr matey! The LSU football coach, Brian Kelly, be sayin' on Saturday that if the school be wantin' the team to stand for the national anthem, then by Davy Jones' locker, we be standin' proudly! Aye, 'tis a jolly good show of patriotism, says I!
April 6, 2024, 4:36 pm
Arrr! The grand jury be sayin' that LSU's Trey Holly be innocent of attempted murder in the February shootin'. Ye can't be blamin' a pirate for defendin' his ship, mateys! Fair winds and smooth seas to ye, Trey Holly! Hoist the Jolly Roger high!
April 6, 2024, 4:24 pm
Arrr, Purdue scallywag Zach Edey be cryin' for a change in the law o' the land fer international players like himself to be makin' deals for plunder without restrictions. Aye, the lad be from Canada and be wantin' a fair share o' the booty!
April 6, 2024, 11:18 am
"Arrr mateys, tis said that a most contentious call in the waning moments o' the Iowa vs. UConn match did play a part in the Hawkeyes' triumph on the eve of Friday. Aye, the winds o' fortune did blow in their favor that night!"
April 6, 2024, 9:39 am
Avast ye scallywags! The Iowa Hawkeyes and South Carolina Gamecocks be settin' sail for Cleveland to do battle on Sunday for the women's college basketball national championship. Prepare to witness a fierce contest of hoops on the grandest stage! Arrr!
April 6, 2024, 8:36 am
Arrr, Pittsburgh's foul weather be playin' a trick on us, as the Pirates be facin' off against the Orioles in their grand home opener at PNC Park, only to be met with a blimey snowstorm! 'Tis a jest from the weather gods, methinks! Aye, pass the rum, mateys!
April 6, 2024, 4:15 am
Avast ye scallywags! Cody Rhodes and Seth Rollins be squaring off against The Rock and Roman Reigns to close out the first night o' WrestleMania 40. But mark me words, the outcome o' this battle shall have dire consequences for the events o' Night 2! Arrr!
April 6, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr mateys! WWE star Cody Rhodes did parley with Fox News Digital 'bout readyin' himself for a grueling WrestleMania 40, where he be squaring off against The Rock and Roman Reigns. Mayhaps he be needin' more than just a bottle o' rum to survive that battle! Arrr!
April 5, 2024, 10:42 pm
Avast ye! UConn's Aaliyah Edwards be walkin' the plank after commitin' a foul off-ball, causin' a disaster of grand proportions. The Iowa Hawkeyes be holdin' strong against the late-game surge, earnin' a spot in the NCAA title game. Arrr, what a tale of woe and triumph on the high seas of basketball!
April 5, 2024, 9:35 pm
Arr mateys, as the final moments of the first quarter plundered away, the scallywag refs sounded their whistle and banished Knicks mate Josh Hart from the match quicker than ye can say "shiver me timbers!" Aye, the lad be walkin' the plank before ye knew it!
April 5, 2024, 5:38 pm
Arrr matey! 'Twas said that after the loss to the Jets, Josh Allen gave Stefon Diggs a proper tongue lashing in the locker room. Aye, tempers be flaring like a cannonball in a storm, but we'll sail on to victory, mark me words!
April 5, 2024, 5:24 pm
Arrr matey, Vice President Harris be talkin' like a landlubber! The NCAA brackets been around fer ages, just like me trusty parrot. She be needin' to swab the decks and learn her history before openin' her gab. Aye, me hearties!
April 5, 2024, 5:00 pm
Arrr mateys! The legendary swashbucklers Mikaela Shiffrin and Aleksander Aamodt Kilde be joinin' forces in holy matrimony! These Olympic buccaneers be settin' sail on the sea of love, ready to conquer any slope that comes their way! Aye, aye, love be in the icy air!
April 5, 2024, 4:14 pm
Arr, ye scallywags! The lawmen be diggin' into the complaints o' the lasses from Utah's band o' basketballers, and they've found some more proof that be backin' up their yarns. Looks like the landlubbers be in a bit o' trouble now!
April 5, 2024, 11:03 am
Arrr mateys, ESPN be partin' ways with Norby Williamson, a scallywag of a executive. 'Twas former NFL player Pat McAfee who be callin' him out on his show. Looks like Norby be walkin' the plank now! Aye, the drama be brewin' in the world of sports!
April 5, 2024, 10:57 am
Arrr, mateys! Bronny James be settin' sail fer the NBA after but one season at USC. The scallywag guard be showin' his skills to the NBA crews. Aye, let's see if he be findin' the treasure o' success on the court! Arrr!
April 5, 2024, 10:48 am
Arrr, me hearties! The lasses be takin' to the court in the NCAA college basketball semis this Friday night in Cleveland. Four mighty crews be battlin' it out at 7 p.m. ET. Shiver me timbers, 'tis sure to be a grand spectacle!
April 5, 2024, 9:10 am
Arrr mateys! These cinematic tales be not just mere fiction, but be true accounts of brave souls and mighty feats! "Remember the Titans," "Rudy," and "We Are Marshall" be but a few examples of these yarns spun from the salty depths of reality. Sail on, me hearties!
April 5, 2024, 5:49 am
Arrr! French diver Alexis Jandard be havin' a spot of trouble at the Paris Aquatics Centre, as he be takin' a tumble off the plank in front o' the country's president! Aye, 'twas a sight to behold, me hearties!
April 5, 2024, 5:20 am
Arrr mateys, a mighty solar eclipse did cast its shadow upon the New York Yankees and Miami Marlins match, causin' a delay of four hours to the startin' time. The sun, it be playin' tricks on us landlubbers! Arrr!
April 5, 2024, 3:30 am
Arrr mateys! WrestleMania 40 be a-brewin' with Roman Reigns and Cody Rhodes headin' the main event on two nights! Let's cast our gaze back to the scurvy dogs who fought in the ring last year. Aye, 'twas a sight to behold!
April 5, 2024, 3:30 am
Arrr mateys! WWE lass Bianca Belair be chattin' with Fox News Digital 'bout her glee fer the upcoming scuffle with Damage CTRL at WrestleMania 40! She be ready to make 'em walk the plank and show 'em who be the true swashbuckler in the ring! Aye aye!
April 3, 2024, 5:25 pm
Arrr mateys! The scallywags at the New York Road Runners be in hot water with the MTA! They be demandin' a hefty sum o' $750,000 in lost toll booty for crossin' the Verrazano Bridge! Ye best be payin' up, or walk the plank! Arrr!
April 3, 2024, 4:58 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The fearsome NFL legend Shawne Merriman hath parleyed with Fox News Digital 'bout his Lights Out Xtreme Fighting shindig in California this week. Aye, me hearties, 'tis sure to be a swashbucklin' affair! Arrr!
April 3, 2024, 4:54 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Milwaukee Brewers be settin' Trevor Megill on the injured list! Aye, poor lad be sufferin' a terrible fate after faintin' from a nasty bout o' food poisonin'! Ye best be watchin' yer grub on them long voyages, lest ye end up like poor Megill!
April 3, 2024, 4:51 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round and hearken to yer weekly tally of all the swashbucklin' sports adventures from far and wide. 'Tis a treasure trove of athletic triumphs and defeats, fit for a salty sea dog like yerself! Arrr!
April 3, 2024, 11:37 am
Avast ye scallywags! Cody Rhodes hath announced a peculiar pre-match ritual afore he doth step onto the grand stage of WrestleMania 40. 'Tis a sight to behold, mateys! Methinks he be prayin' to the wrestling gods or perhaps dancin' a jig with a parrot on his shoulder! Arrr!
April 3, 2024, 10:12 am
Arrr mateys! The Houston Texans be plunderin' the Buffalo Bills of their star wide receiver Stefon Diggs! Aye, he be havin' some fine years in Buffalo, but now he be settin' sail for new horizons with the Texans. Aye, may his catches be as plentiful as the treasures of the sea!
April 3, 2024, 9:48 am
Avast ye mateys! Old swabbie Mayock be throwin' shade at Carr's play since Cap'n Gruden be walkin' the plank in 2021. Ye best believe there be a storm brewin' in Raider Nation! Arrr, me hearties!
April 3, 2024, 9:18 am
Arr mateys, the 2024 women's college basketball season be breakin' records for eyes on the prize! But beware ye scallywags, don't let this rapid growth lead to any fumbles on the court. Keep yer focus on the game, or ye may find yerself walkin' the plank! Arrr!
April 3, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr matey! 'Twas a jolly good laugh when the funny man Bert Kreischer discovered he once battled against the MLB swashbuckler Danny Graves in their youth. Aye, the memories of their high school skirmishes be sure to tickle the funny bone! Arrr!
April 3, 2024, 5:33 am
Arrr, me hearties! Tiger Woods be the scourge of the links, havin' plundered the Masters five times o'er his storied career. Here be his Top 5 moments at Augusta National Golf Club, where he be makin' the green his own personal treasure chest. Aye, aye, Captain Tiger!
April 3, 2024, 4:00 am
Avast ye mateys! The lasses from South Carolina, N.C. State, Iowa, and UConn be ready to battle for the NCAA Division I women's basketball crown. We be ranking the scallywags to see who be takin' home the treasure this weekend. Arrr!
April 3, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr mateys, Dr. Aron D'Souza be swearin' on his mother's parrot that the Enhanced Games will be fair and safe. He be promisin' a docuseries to prove it, so ye scallywags better be ready for some entertainment!
April 2, 2024, 5:39 pm
Arrr mateys! Louisiana Gov. Jeff Landry be joinin' the scallywags, chastisin' the LSU wenches for not standin' for the national anthem! Shiver me timbers! They be too busy plunderin' the hoops to show proper respect for the flag! Aye, 'tis a scandalous tale indeed!
April 2, 2024, 5:34 pm
Arrr mateys, the LSU captain Kim Mulkey and her first mate Angel Reese were seen consorting with the enemy Caitlin Clark after their defeat in the Elite Eight to the Hawkeyes. 'Twas a sight to behold, as rivalries were set aside for a brief parley. Aye, the sea of basketball be a treacherous one indeed!
April 2, 2024, 5:21 pm
Avast ye mateys! Evan McPherson of the Cincinnati Buccaneers be talkin' 'bout bootin' them kickoffs through them uprights fer points in a game. Arrr, tis a bold suggestion indeed! Maybe we should be addin' it to the pirate's code of football, aye?
April 2, 2024, 4:30 pm
Arrr mateys! The scallywags known as the Minnesota Vikings be givin' their offensive coordinator, Wes Phillips, a good ol' suspension for three weeks after he got caught sailin' the high seas while under the influence! Ye be thinkin' he mistook his ship for a rum barrel, aye?
April 2, 2024, 11:02 am
Arrr mateys, the former Boston Red Sox cap'n Larry Lucchino has sailed off to Davy Jones' locker at the ripe old age of 78. He be helpin' the crew secure their first World Series plunder since 1918. Fair winds and calm seas, ol' Larry!
April 2, 2024, 9:22 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags of the New York Yankees be takin' down the scurvy dogs of the Arizona Diamondbacks in a fierce battle, 5-2! They be off to a fine start with a 5-0 record, the likes of which ain't been seen since 1992! Aye, they be makin' all the other teams walk the plank!
April 2, 2024, 7:58 am
Arrr mateys, the Fresno Grizzlies be in hot water for their shenanigans with a ladies night promotion! The scallywags be facing a discrimination lawsuit for their tomfoolery. Ye best be watchin' yer back, or ye might walk the plank next! Aye!
April 2, 2024, 7:34 am
Avast ye mateys! Keyshawn Johnson, a former NFL star of the wide receiving variety, be giving Rashee Rice of the Kansas City Chiefs a good tongue-lashing after the lad got himself caught up in a car calamity fit for Davy Jones' locker. Arrr, the drama be real on the high seas of football!
April 2, 2024, 5:45 am
Arr, word be spreadin' that Los Angeles Dodgers' star Shohei Ohtani be caught in a scandal durin' the 2024 season. World Series champion Johnny Damon be sharin' his thoughts on the matter. Aye, the seas be rough for Ohtani, me hearties!
April 2, 2024, 5:40 am
Arrr! The Iowa Hawkeyes' lass Caitlin Clark be a swashbuckling star, plundering 41 points to shiver me timbers and sail the team to victory o'er LSU, hoisting the Jolly Roger fer a second straight Final Four berth! Avast ye, she be a fearsome scallywag on the court!
April 2, 2024, 4:15 am
Arrr mateys, the Final Four be ready to battle in the men's basketball NCAA Tournament! But which scallywags be standin' tall as they head into the semifinals on Saturday? Let's weigh anchor and see who be walkin' the plank!
April 1, 2024, 9:32 pm
Arrr mateys, ye won't believe it! Ronel Blanco, a young swashbuckler of only 30 years, made just his eighth appearance on the grand stage for the Houston Astros and managed to keep those scurvy Blue Jays from getting a single hit! A mighty fine victory it was, aye!
April 1, 2024, 5:35 pm
Arrr matey, word has it that Kansas City Chiefs' scallywag Rashee Rice be singin' like a canary to the landlubbers after his run-in with the law in Dallas. Aye, the lad be spilling the beans faster than a ship takin' on water!
April 1, 2024, 4:21 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Thomas Owens of the Indoor Football League's Massachusetts Pirates be a true swashbuckler on the field, snatchin' a one-handed touchdown like a treasure from a scurvy defender. His coaches and shipmates be talkin' about it for days, aye!
April 1, 2024, 4:06 pm
Avast ye mateys! 'Tis said that Janel Grant, the lass who be takin' old Vince McMahon to court, did scribe a love letter declarin' him to be her "everything." Arrr, seems like she be wantin' more than just a piece of his treasure!
April 1, 2024, 1:05 pm
Arrr matey! Former NFL swashbuckler Vontae Davis, who battled for 10 seasons with the Miami Dolphins, Indianapolis Colts, and Buffalo Bills, hath shuffled off this mortal coil on Monday. He be a mere 35 years of age. Fair winds and following seas to ye, Davis!
April 1, 2024, 11:24 am
Arrr, the scallywag Jean Delance be walkin' the plank fer his foul deed of spittin' on a rival in the UFL match! Off with him, says I, 'fore he tarnishes the honor of the Defenders! A pox on his house!
April 1, 2024, 10:12 am
Arrr mateys, Baylor's coach Nicki Collen be not pleased with the cannonball shot taken at LSU's coach Kim Mulkey in the Washington Post! Ye best be watchin' yer aim, lest ye want to walk the plank! Aye, the sea be a treacherous place for careless marksmanship.
April 1, 2024, 9:36 am
Arrr, Purdue's Zach Edey be givin' that scallywag Rick Barnes a taste o' his own medicine for doubting him back in his swashbucklin' school days! The lad be showin' 'em all who be the true treasure on the court! Aye, a victory well deserved!
April 1, 2024, 9:04 am
Arrr! Olympic lass Sharron Davies be givin' CeCe Telfer a good talkin' to for sailin' into the women's track event as a transgender athlete. The lass be walkin' the plank on thin ice, arrr!
April 1, 2024, 5:33 am
Avast ye scallywags! The San Antonio Brahmas be pullin' off a sneaky trick play that left the crowd in disbelief! Punter Brad Wing and center Alex Mollette be outwittin' them D.C. Defenders like a pair of sly sea dogs! Aye, a play fit for the history books! Arrr!
March 31, 2024, 10:08 pm
Arr, me hearties! Denny Hamlin be showin' off his skill with a swift pit stop and shiver me timbers, his drivin' be top-notch! He held off Truex Jr. and Logano to seize victory at the Toyota Owners 400 on Sunday night. Aye, he be a true pirate of the racin' seas!
March 31, 2024, 8:38 pm
Avast ye mateys! Aye, 'twas a fine jest indeed when the NCAA discovered the treacherous trickery of the three-point line distances on either side of the court before Texas and NC State clashed in the women's Elite Eight on Sunday. Aye, 'twas a grand folly, indeed! Arrr!
March 31, 2024, 6:41 pm
Arrr mateys, No. 11 NC State be keepin' the ship afloat on their Cinderella journey, swashbucklin' their way to victory o'er No. 4 Duke to secure a spot in the coveted Final Four o' the men's basketball NCAA Tournament. Aye, the seas be rough, but the Wolfpack be sailin' steady!
March 31, 2024, 4:46 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Zach Edey be plunderin' 40 points and 16 rebounds to steer the Purdue Boilermakers to a 72-66 victory o'er Tennessee and sail straight into the Final Four. But beware, for Dalton Knecht of the Volunteers be givin' 'em a run with 37 points! Aye, what a battle on the court!
March 31, 2024, 3:44 pm
Avast ye maties! Did ye hear tale of Philadelphia Phillies star Bryce Harper's gallant display of hustle? He did a grand cartwheel into the camera well whilst tryin' to catch a foul ball! Aye, 'twas a sight to behold! Arrr!
March 31, 2024, 2:37 pm
Avast ye mateys! Olivia Culpo, the comely betrothed of San Francisco 49ers swashbuckler Christian McCaffrey, hath uncovered the most treacherous waters in our voyage of wedding planning. Yarrr, mayhaps 'tis the hunt for the perfect tricorn hat! Arrr!
March 31, 2024, 2:00 pm
Arrr mateys! LSU lass Hailey Van Lith be standin' tall, defendin' her mates in the Lady Tigers crew against them scurvy words from the Los Angeles Times! Them scallywags be callin' our crew "dirty debutantes," but we be showin' 'em true grit on the court! Arrr!
March 31, 2024, 10:57 am
Arrr, me hearties! The LSU women's basketball skipper, Kim Mulkey, be givin' the scallywags at the Los Angeles Times a taste o' their own medicine for takin' shots at her Tigers. She be makin' them walk the plank with her sharp tongue! Arrr!
March 31, 2024, 10:12 am
Arrr mateys, word has it that the dreaded Kansas City Chiefs star Rashee Rice be sought in connection with a mighty crash on a Dallas expressway this past Saturday. Methinks he be steerin' his ship too recklessly, aye!
March 31, 2024, 9:17 am
Arrr! NASCAR Xfinity Series scallywag Joey Gase be mighty peeved with Dawson Cram during a race on Saturday! The scallywag went so far as to toss a piece of his own bumper at Cram's vessel! Avast ye hearties, don't be messin' with Gase on the high seas! Arrr!
March 31, 2024, 8:42 am
Arrr mateys! NBA landlubber Jonathan Isaac be complainin' 'bout President Biden makin' Easter Sunday Transgender Day of Visibility. He be claimin' 'tis promotin' division! Methinks 'tis a load of bilge! Aye, let's all just enjoy our grog and sail the seven seas in peace! Arrr!
March 30, 2024, 9:11 pm
Arrr mateys! The 2024 Major League Baseball season be but a few days old, yet the league hath already seen its second scuffle on the field in as many days! Shiver me timbers, these lads be swingin' more than just bats!
March 30, 2024, 8:36 pm
Arrr, the NBA All-Star Donovan Mitchell be as slippery as an eel when questioned about signin' an extension with the Cavs. Methinks he be playin' the game of negotiations like a crafty pirate lookin' for the best treasure! Aye, mayhaps he be weighin' his options before makin' a decision. Arrr!
March 30, 2024, 8:05 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The UConn Huskies be dominatin' March Madness like a fearsome kraken on the high seas! With a 30-0 run, they be sailin' to the Final Four for the second year straight! Aye, they be showin' no mercy to their opponents!
March 30, 2024, 7:28 pm
Arrr, mateys! Jake Bates be like a landlubber tryin' to swashbuckle with a cutlass. But by Blackbeard's beard, he did boot a mighty 64-yarder in his United Football League debut! Aye, the scallywag be surprisin' us all! Hoist the Jolly Roger!
March 30, 2024, 5:33 pm
Arr matey! Did ye hear about Duke star Jared McCain? His painted fingernails be makin' waves during March Madness, and now he be makin' a deal with beauty brand Sally Hansen. Avast ye landlubbers, even pirates be wantin' to look good these days!
March 30, 2024, 5:09 pm
Arrr mateys, the scurvy dogs of the New York Yankees be sweatin' like pigs in their new fancy jerseys! The rumour mill be churnin' with backlash o'er the cursed garments. Aye, methinks they be needin' a good dose o' sea water to cool 'em down!
March 30, 2024, 3:43 pm
Arr mateys, word be spreadin' that a portrait of Jayden Daniels be causin' a stir with a wonky elbow! But fear not, says the lad himself, all be well in his joint! Aye, tis but a jest of the eye, no need for worry on the high seas!
March 30, 2024, 3:16 pm
Arrr mateys! The Washington Post hath penned a tale of the fearsome Kim Mulkey and her coaching antics as LSU faces off ag'in UCLA in the Sweet 16. Tis a yarn of rifts with players and kin, sure to stir the waters of the basketball seas!
March 30, 2024, 10:27 am
Arrr, the scallywags of the New York Mets paid tribute to the brave officer Jonathan Diller, may he rest in peace, afore their battle with the Milwaukee Brewers. Aye, 'twas a sorrowful time indeed, but we raise a tankard in his honor!
March 30, 2024, 9:46 am
Avast ye scallywags! The noble captain of Oakland's basketball crew, Greg Kampe, hath shared that a generous scallywag from Louisville did send some doubloons their way after they did best Kentucky in the first round. Aye, 'tis a fine gesture from a rival! Arrr!
March 30, 2024, 8:20 am
Arrr, me hearties! Aye, Alex Rodriguez be bellowin' like a scallywag after the ruler of the Minnesota Timberwolves declared the ship be not up for grabs. Methinks he be feelin' like a bilge rat who missed out on a treasure trove! Arrr!
March 30, 2024, 4:15 am
Arrr mateys, the grand United Football League sets sail with the USFL champs, the Birmingham Stallions, battlin' the XFL champs, the Arlington Renegades on Saturday afternoon. 'Twill be a fierce clash of the titans, mark me words!
March 30, 2024, 12:12 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Duke's basketball crew bested the top-seeded Houston scallywags on Friday eve, and now be settin' sail for the Elite Eight to clash swords with our ACC mateys from North Carolina State. Aye, 'tis sure to be a barn-burner of a match! Arrr!
March 29, 2024, 10:11 pm
Arr matey, the NC State buccaneers be sailin' in the treacherous ACC waters, yet still be pullin' off a Cinderella tale as an eleventh seed. Aye, they may be no Blackbeard, but they be holdin' their own on the court.
March 29, 2024, 8:31 pm
Arrr, Philadelphia may be the City of Brotherly Love, but the fearless captain Snitker ensured his kin and mates were nowhere near the Phillies' den on opening day. Yarrr, a wise decision indeed, lest they be caught in the crossfire of a fierce baseball battle!
March 29, 2024, 5:54 pm
Avast ye mateys! 'Tis a sad tale indeed, as our former comrade Reed Rohlman of the Clemson Tigers hath met his untimely demise in a car crash in Florida. The two-time All-American, aged 29, now rests in Davy Jones's locker. Farewell, brave soul.
March 29, 2024, 5:20 pm
Avast ye mateys! Arrr, the Nationals be losin' their projected startin' third baseman, Nick Senzel, to a broken thumb in Cincinnati, where he be spendin' his first five years in the MLB. Shiver me timbers! The seas be rough for them Nationals, arrr.
March 29, 2024, 4:58 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The decks were cleared during the New York Mets-Milwaukee Brewers battle on Friday, as Rhys Hoskins didst give Jeff McNeill a fierce sliding tackle in the eighth inning. Aye, 'twas a sight to behold, as tempers flared like a cannon's flame on the high seas! Arrr!
March 29, 2024, 4:12 pm
Arrr! 'Tis a tale of resilience and triumph! Jacob Wassermann, a brave soul who hath weathered the storm of a deadly bus mishap, now sets sail for the Paralympics in rowing. Hoist the flag, me hearties, for this be a victory worth celebrating!
March 29, 2024, 10:55 am
Arrr mateys, ye hear bout them lasses Jannah Eissa and Diaba Konate? They be makin' waves wearin' their hijabs while playin' basketball in the NCAA Tournament! Aye, they be showin' us all that ye can still be fierce on the court while keepin' to yer beliefs.
March 29, 2024, 9:40 am
Avast ye mateys! The USA Basketball Women’s National Team be preparin' for battle in the 2024 Summer Olympics in Paris, with the likes of Iowa's own Caitlin Clark joinin' the ranks. Arrr, may the hoops be as swishin' as the sea on a calm day!
March 29, 2024, 8:01 am
Arrr mateys! Steve Sax hath captured an Opie Otterstad masterpiece, "Babe and the Kids," and turned it into a digital treasure known as an NFT. 'Tis to plunder doubloons for the Captain John J. Sax Family Foundation. Aye, savvy move, ye scallywag!
March 29, 2024, 7:55 am
Arrr, Kansas City Chiefs' skipper Andy Reid did not fail to impress when he was summoned to heave the first pitch for the Royals on Opening Day Thursday. Aye, he be a swashbuckling pitcher indeed!
March 29, 2024, 4:15 am
Arrr matey! The mighty Roman Reigns be sailin' past all them boundaries like a fearsome ship on the high seas! Hall of Famer Paul Heyman be tellin' Fox News Digital of his legendary exploits. Aye, he be a true champion of the squared circle!
March 29, 2024, 3:00 am
Arr mateys! The UFL be settin' sail this Saturday, created from the mighty merger of the USFL and the XFL. Aye, there be many famous players joinin' the crews of these rosters. Ready yer cutlasses and prepare for some swashbucklin' football action!
March 28, 2024, 10:32 pm
Arrr, the Auburn ship's captain be defendin' his lad Chad Baker-Mazara, who was sent walkin' the plank in the NCAA tournament. No need for the lad to walk the plank, just let him swashbuckle his way back onto the court, eh mateys?
March 28, 2024, 9:47 pm
Arrr, the Pittsburgh Steelers be used to winnin' on the gridiron, but their shipshape may be lackin' below deck. The crew be grumblin' about the lack of booty and rum in the facilities. 'Tis a disgrace to the Black and Gold! Aye, me hearties!
March 28, 2024, 5:42 pm
Arrr mateys, hear ye hear ye! Alon Leichman, the pioneering Israeli coach in Major League Baseball, be showin' his mettle as he preps the Cincinnati Reds fer battle in the 2024 season with his swanky custom glove. Aye, the seas be rough, but this coach be settin' sail with style!
March 28, 2024, 5:05 pm
Arrr, me hearties, ESPN swashbuckler Jay Williams be spreadin' rumors that some scallywags be doubting Cap'n Curry's leadership! Avast ye, me thinks these landlubbers be talkin' out their aft ports! Aye, 'tis all just a bunch of bilge!
March 28, 2024, 4:10 pm
Arrr mateys! The notorious Mike Trout of the Los Angeles Angels hath smited the first home run of the season on opening day! Three-time Major League Baseball MVP he be, a true swashbuckler of the diamond! Hoist the Jolly Roger in celebration!
March 28, 2024, 3:56 pm
Arrr, Arik Armstrong be takin' his talents to the Jaguars, much to the chagrin of the 49ers. Methinks the lad be havin' a bone to pick with his former crew. Aye, the seas be rough but the plunder be worth it!
March 28, 2024, 11:40 am
Avast ye scallywags! Major League Baseball and the players' association have marooned Tampa Bay Rays' swashbuckler Wander Franco on administrative leave until June 1. Arrr, the lad be walkin' the plank for a fortnight!
March 28, 2024, 10:09 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Denver Nuggets' swashbuckler Michael Porter Jr. be standin' tall to defend his matey Jontay Porter as the scurvy Toronto Raptors be facin' an investigation o'er some gamblin' accusations. Avast ye, it be a right fierce battle on the court and off! Aye, me parrot concurs.
March 28, 2024, 9:07 am
Arrr mateys! The scallywag Paul Skenes be pledgin' to give a hundred pieces of gold for each scallywag he sends to Davy Jones' locker to the Gary Sinise Foundation. Fair winds and followin' seas to ye, me hearty!
March 28, 2024, 7:36 am
Avast ye mateys! A band of five transgender swashbucklers claimed victory in a lasses' soccer tourney down under, stirrin' up a right ruckus amongst the landlubbers and scallywags alike! Arrr, the seas be rough with outrage and debate on the digital waves! Aye!
March 28, 2024, 5:53 am
Arr, me hearties! Trey Townsend be like a prized treasure in Oakland University's victory o'er Kentucky in the NCAA Tournament. But alas, Cap'n Greg Kampe be warnin' that he may be jumpin' ship for a hefty sum o' doubloons from the NIL. Aye, the lure o' gold be strong in these waters!
March 28, 2024, 5:40 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a travesty of grand proportions! "Mad Dog" Russo be cursin' up a storm over the late start times for the Sweet 16 games! 'Tis past me bedtime, and I be missin' out on all the plunderin' and pillagin'! Aargh!
March 28, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr, there be talk of makin' amends fer them scallywags kicked out o' Chavez Ravine. 'Tis like tryin' to make up fer stealin' a chest o' gold! The land lubbers at Dodger Stadium better be ready to pay up or walk the plank!
March 28, 2024, 4:15 am
Arrr, Dustin Poirier be seekin' a showdown with Islam Makhachev for the lightweight treasure, me hearties! If he be bestin' him, it be the end of his piratin' days. Farewell, me mateys, Dustin be retirin' with the spoils! Arrr!
March 27, 2024, 4:56 pm
Arrr, ye scallywags! The landlubber Brendan Paul, a former mate of Syracuse's roundball crew, be accused of swashbuckling as a drug "mule" for Sean "Diddy" Combs. He be walkin' the plank with the law this week, arrr! Aye, a true tale of treachery on the high seas!
March 27, 2024, 4:38 pm
Arrr, me hearties! On March 28th, ye scurvy dogs can feast on grub, swill grog, and join the merriment in the towns hosting MLB opening day! 'Twill be a grand day of baseball, food, and revelry afore the games commence. Aye, let the festivities begin!
March 27, 2024, 4:36 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis been revealed that Travis Kelce o' th' Kansas City Buccaneers, along with his scallywag brother Jason Kelce, be in th' same "weight class" now after packin' on some extra plunder this season. Yarrr, them be some hearty lads indeed!
March 27, 2024, 3:40 pm
The newest scallywag aboard the Philadelphia Eagles, Saquon Barkley, tried with all his might to convince Jason Kelce to abandon his plans of retirement whilst aboard the Kelce brothers' "New Heights" podcast. Arrr, what a jolly good show it must have been!
March 27, 2024, 11:49 am
In the year of our lord 2013, the Cleveland Buccaneers, once dubbed the Indians, be sellin' out o' opening day tickets in a mere six minutes! Aye, they be breakin' records faster than a scallywag can say "ahoy matey!" Arrr!
March 27, 2024, 10:32 am
Avast ye mateys, 'tis a sad tale indeed! The lovely Krissy Anderson, a former lass of the Kansas City Chiefs cheer squad, has set sail for Davy Jones' locker after bringin' a wee scallywag into the world. Fair winds and smooth sailin' to ye, Krissy!
March 27, 2024, 10:11 am
Avast ye mateys! The Iowa Hawkeyes lass Caitlin Clark be gettin' a grand offer from the BIG3 and Ice Cube himself! Arrr, she be makin' her pro debut soon, mark me words! Aye, she be a star in the makin' on the court!
March 27, 2024, 9:47 am
Arr matey, the Los Angeles Chargers skipper Jim Harbaugh be confessin' he still be roamin' the seas in his land ship with his crew after partin' ways with Michigan. He even held a treasure trove sale at his abode earlier this moon. Aye, a true seafarin' man!
March 27, 2024, 5:22 am
Avast ye scurvy knave! A landlubber from Jacksonville hath been sentenced to 220 years in the brig for his vile deeds of creating, receiving, and hoarding nefarious materials of child abuse, as well as plundering the team's jumbotron. Aye, justice be swift and severe!
March 27, 2024, 5:15 am
Arrr me mateys, the NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament be down to its final 16 ships. 'Tis clear, at least for now, who be the finest crews still dancin' the Big Dance. Let's see who be claimin' the treasure at the end!
March 27, 2024, 4:15 am
Arr matey, UFC swashbuckler Michael "Venom" Page be a true entertainer on the high seas of combat! His flashy style be rivalin' even the likes of WWE scallywag Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Ye be sure to enjoy his fights and theatrical antics, me hearties!
March 27, 2024, 3:00 am
Arr matey, the UFC scallywag Dustin Poirier be teamin' up with Bud Light, after they be causin' a ruckus with that trans activist Dylan Mulvaney! Aye, the seas be rough with backlash, but now they be sailin' smooth waters together. Aye, cheers to that!
March 26, 2024, 5:19 pm
Arrr, the swashbucklin' PGA Tour star Jordan Spieth be a true matey to the Dallas Cowboys, but he be lamentin' the tough times the team be facin' these days. Aye, even a pirate like meself be feelin' sympathy for them scallywags.
March 26, 2024, 5:18 pm
Arrr mateys! 'Tis said Patrick Mahomes hath a love for the mini-ice cream cones and Dippin' Dots. Travis Kelce be swearin' the QB's freezer be overrun with the sweet treasures. Aye, 'tis a mighty fine bounty indeed!
March 26, 2024, 5:12 pm
Arrr, the scallywags known as the Atlanta Falcons be swearin' on their mother's grave that they be innocent of any trickery! The NFL be lookin' into their shenanigans with that bloke Kirk Cousins from the Vikings. Aye, may the truth be revealed soon!
March 26, 2024, 5:12 pm
Arrr mateys! The scallywags of college basketball be whisperin' that them referees be showin' favoritism to Caitlin Clark and the Iowa Hawkeyes in their Round of 32 skirmish on Monday. 'Tis a scandalous tale fit for the high seas! Arrr!
March 26, 2024, 11:21 am
Arrr mateys, tis be said that the New York Jets be considerin' partin' ways with young Zach Wilson, but Cap'n Woody Johnson be claimin' they'll keep the lad if they cannot find a trade. Aye, 'tis a pickle indeed!
March 26, 2024, 11:09 am
Arr matey! UConn's coach Geno Auriemma be talkin' 'bout how Paige Bueckers be playin' like a true pirate with her double-double against Syracuse! Aye, she be shiverin' the timbers of her foes on the court! A round o' grog for Bueckers!
March 26, 2024, 10:05 am
Arrr, me hearties! Utah wenches be claimin' they faced "racial hate crimes" in Idaho for the tourney. 'Tis a scandalous tale indeed! Methinks we best be keepin' an eye out for them scallywags tryin' to plunder their booty on the court. Aye, 'tis a strange world we sail in, mateys!
March 26, 2024, 9:47 am
Arrr, me heart be heavy hearin' that Igor Severino be walkin' the plank after sinkin' his teeth into the battle. Andre Lima be showin' true pirate spirit by carin' for his opponent's fate. May we all find mercy in this treacherous sea of combat!
March 26, 2024, 5:37 am
Arr matey! Michael "Venom" Page did show his mettle in his first bout in the UFC, besting Kevin Holland with his unorthodox swashbuckling moves that truly rustled some feathers. Avast ye landlubbers, this scallywag be one to watch on the high seas of the Octagon!
March 26, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Fox Sports scallywag Tim Brando be chattin' up a storm on OutKick 'bout the mighty UConn crew. He be singin' praises 'bout their skills as the top seed and how they be gainin' speed like a ship in full sail. Aye, that be some fine talk!
March 26, 2024, 3:00 am
Avast ye mateys! Former WWE scallywag AJ Francis spake to Fox News Digital and reckons Jason or Travis Kelce may dabble in a bit of wrestling, but be not keen to commit to the long voyage. Arrr, the rumblings of the wrestling seas be a curious thing indeed!
March 25, 2024, 10:29 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Caitlin Clark and the Iowa Hawkeyes be sailin' on to the Sweet 16 in the NCAA Tournament, but they be fightin' like scallywags against West Virginia on Monday night! Avast ye, 'twas a battle to remember on the high seas of basketball!
March 25, 2024, 5:07 pm
Arrr, Shohei Ohtani be swearin' on his sword that he never wagered a doubloon on any sportin' event, while that scurvy dog Ippei Mizuhara be tellin' a tale as tall as the mast! Methinks there be a mutiny afoot in the Dodgers' crew!
March 25, 2024, 4:57 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Tom Brady, the mighty NFL swashbuckler, didst give a hearty cheer for his niece, Maya Brady, who smote two mighty home runs in UCLA's victory o'er Washington in the game of softball on the day of the Sun. Ahoy!
March 25, 2024, 4:00 pm
Arrr mateys! Kyle Busch be havin' some strong words for Christopher Bell after he gave him a little tap that sent him a-spinnin' like a lost ship at sea. 'Twas a battle fit for the high seas, but no swords were drawn, just some heated tempers! Aye, what a show!
March 25, 2024, 3:46 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Old mate Alexi Lalas be spoutin' off about them refs stoppin' the match betwixt the USA and Mexico on account o' some foul homophobic slurs bein' hurled at the U.S. goalkeeper! Arrr, tis a sad state o' affairs on the pitch indeed!
March 25, 2024, 11:39 am
Arrr, me hearties! West Virginia coach Mark Kellogg be keepin' a civil tongue about Iowa and Caitlin Clark as the women's tournament be startin'. No need for any scurvy talkin' before the rumble on the court begins! Onward, me buckos!
March 25, 2024, 10:35 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs of the NFL have decided to outlaw the hip-drop tackle! Any swashbuckler caught usin' this move will be walkin' the plank! 'Tis a bold move, but the backlash be fierce, arrr!
March 25, 2024, 10:09 am
Avast ye mateys! Charles Barkley be talkin' smack 'bout the Grand Canyon crew after they got bested by the Crimson Tide. 'Tis a shame, but no need to walk the plank just yet, me hearties! There be more battles ahead! Arrr!
March 25, 2024, 9:54 am
Arrr matey! The South Korean scallywag, Son Jun-ho, who was held captive in the land o' China fer near a year on charges o' bribery, has finally been set free and be back in his homeland, as per the officials. Ahoy!
March 25, 2024, 5:35 am
Arrr mateys, the lasses of LSU be havin' a bit of a sluggish start against Middle Tennessee State, but fear not, 'twas not on account o' me comments 'bout The Washington Post. The crew be settin' sail smoothly once they found their sea legs!
March 24, 2024, 11:34 pm
Arrr mateys, only three ships from the Big East be makin' the tourney, and by Davy Jones' beard, all of 'em be sailin' to the Sweet 16! Methinks that scallywag Hurley be cryin' foul, claimin' the committee made a blunder of the grandest proportion! Aye, the seas be rough indeed!
March 24, 2024, 10:53 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The UConn Huskies be sailin' smooth as silk on the high seas of victory. They be showin' no mercy to their foes, like a fierce storm blowin' 'cross the land. They be takin' down No. 9 Northwestern without breakin' a sweat, 75-58. Aye, they be unstoppable!
March 24, 2024, 8:13 pm
Arr matey! ESPN landlubber Rece Davis be walkin' the plank fer claimin' a sports bet be a "risk-free investment" on College GameDay! Ye best be watchin' yer tongue, lest ye end up in Davy Jones' locker fer spreadin' such foolishness! Arrrr!
March 24, 2024, 5:39 pm
"Arrr matey, LSU Tigers lass Angel Reese did bid farewell to a scallywag from Middle Tennessee State, who be walkin' the plank after foulin' out o' their NCAA Women's Basketball Tournament skirmish on Sunday. Tis a sad day for the landlubber, that be sure!"
March 24, 2024, 4:28 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Marquette's coach, Shaka Smart, hath sailed through rough seas to reach the Sweet 16 once more. The victory o'er Colorado hath brought tears to his eyes, as he celebrates his Golden Eagles' triumph against all odds. Aye, 'tis a tale of true grit and perseverance!
March 24, 2024, 4:10 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis being said that Andre Lima hath felt the sting o' the bite, yet Dana White be rewardin' him for his misfortune in the ring this past Saturday in Las Vegas. Aye, 'tis a strange tale indeed!
March 24, 2024, 3:58 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 'Twas a glorious sight on the high seas as Aaron Brooks and David Carr, brave lads they be, captured national treasures in the name o' Jesus Christ! Aye, their victories be a testament to the power o' the Almighty!addAll ye landlubbers beware!
March 24, 2024, 11:48 am
Avast ye mateys! A jolly good race turned deadly as four scallywags met their fate in Hungary's rally car event. Aye, 'tis a pity indeed. The constables be launching an inquiry to uncover the treacherous cause of this misfortune. Arrr, beware the cursed track!
March 24, 2024, 9:33 am
Arrr, me hearties! Ye won't believe it, but in the midst of a fierce battle between Igor Severino and Andre Lima, the scallywag Severino decided to take a wee nibble out of poor Lima! The fight had to be ceased, for such treacherous acts be not allowed in the ring! Aye, what a tale to tell the grandkids!
March 24, 2024, 8:57 am
Arr, the scallywag Max Verstappen faced a mighty struggle at the Australian Grand Prix! His trusty vessel began to emit smoke after a mere three laps. 'Tis a tale of woe fit for the high seas!
March 23, 2024, 10:23 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Celtics be well on their way to claimin' the top spot in the Eastern Conference. The Bucks be no threat at all, so there be no need to hurry Jrue Holiday back into battle. Sail on, Celtics!
March 23, 2024, 10:04 pm
Arrr mateys! It be said that after six voyages at Florida Atlantic University, Dusty May be settin' sail to become the head honcho at Michigan! Mayhaps he be tradin' in his parrot for a wolverine! Aye, the seas of college basketball be ever changin'!
March 23, 2024, 9:04 pm
Arrr mateys! The North Carolina State Wolfpack be showin' their true grit, playin' seven games in a fortnight and winnin' 'em all! Off to the Sweet 16 they go, 41 years after claimin' the national crown. Raise the Jolly Roger, these lads be on fire!
March 23, 2024, 8:13 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! The lasses of the Iowa women's basketball crew be shakin' off some rust after a fortnight of rest betwixt the Big Ten tussle and the first round of the NCAA skirmish. Aye, me hearties, they be settin' sail once more!
March 23, 2024, 5:08 pm
Arrr! The Gonzaga Bulldogs be slicin' and dicin' like true swashbucklers, plunderin' Kansas with a 37-6 run in the second half! They be sailin' straight to the Sweet 16 for the ninth time in a row, showin' no mercy to any landlubbers in their path!
March 23, 2024, 4:54 pm
Arrr mateys! The Las Vegas Raiders be tellin' us that Carmen Cavalli, a hearty member of their crew from the year 1960, has passed on to Davy Jones' locker at the ripe ol' age o' 86. He be known for protectin' the ship as a defensive end. Fair winds and smooth sailin', Carmen!
March 23, 2024, 2:57 pm
Arrr mateys! The grand ol' Peter Angelos, the head of the Baltimore Orioles ship, has sailed off into Davy Jones' locker at the ripe old age of 94. The old sea dog had been feelin' poorly for a few years now. Fair winds and following seas to him!
March 23, 2024, 11:53 am
Arr matey, the brave souls of the University of Idaho's marching band did heed the cry for aid, as news arrived that Yale's band was unable to embark on the NCAA tournament journey. Aye, a grand display of musical piracy on the high seas of competition!
March 23, 2024, 9:51 am
Arr mateys, ye scurvy dogs! The Yale lads be takin' down them scallywags from Auburn in a grand victory! They be movin' on to the next round of the tourney, showin' no mercy on the court. Aye, me hearties, a battle well fought indeed!
March 23, 2024, 8:02 am
Arrr, Larry David be spillin' his thoughts fer the United Football League, set to set sail later this moon in the wake of the XFL and USFL joinin' forces. Let's hope this league be smoother sailin' than a ship in a storm! Aarrr!
March 23, 2024, 6:00 am
Arrr, 'tis been nigh on nine moons since the PGA spoke of joinin' with LIV, yet we see no sign of progress. Wyndham Clark be growin' impatient, and I be thinkin' he be ready to make some waves of his own! Aye, the sea be a-callin'!
March 23, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr mateys! The lasses' roundball has been garnerin' more attention lately, all thanks to the likes o' Caitlin Clark, Angel Reese, and JuJu Watkins! These swashbucklin' stars be showin' off their skills on the court, makin' us all cheer like a crew of rowdy pirates!
March 23, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, matey! The Golden State Warriors' Kevon Looney be spillin' the beans about sailin' the high seas with the fiery Draymond Green. Aye, 'tis like battlin' a kraken on the court! Interview wit' Fox News Digital be a jolly good read, arrr!
March 22, 2024, 11:23 pm
Arrr mateys, by Blackbeard's beard! The James Madison Dukes be sailin' their way to the Round of 32 in March Madness, after givin' No. 5 Wisconsin a taste of the ol' plank walk. Avast ye, 'tis a sight to behold!
March 22, 2024, 10:18 pm
Arrr, Joe Flacco be like a swashbuckling pirate, guiding the Browns to the playoffs in 2023. But alas, he be walkin' the plank as a backup for the Colts in 2024. Avast! He be "surprised" he be not sailin' back to Cleveland! Aye, the life of a football buccaneer be full of twists and turns.
March 22, 2024, 5:08 pm
Arrr matey, Duquesne University's own Professor Robert Healy III be praised as a legend among the faculty for bein' a true friend to the Dukes! He declared a holiday in honor of their victory in the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament, makin' him a hero of the campus seas!
March 22, 2024, 5:02 pm
Arrr, the Steve Alford-led Nevada crew had the upper hand for a spell, but alas, they be walkin' the plank after a heartbreakin' loss to Dayton on Thursday. 'Tis a sad end to their season, me hearties!
March 22, 2024, 3:49 pm
Arrr, in 2009, the swashbuckler Angel Cabrera was hailed as the Master of the Masters by Chairman Fred Ridley at Augusta National. But alas, his voyage be thwarted by visa troubles, shiver me timbers! No green jacket for ye this time, matey!
March 22, 2024, 3:47 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Northwestern Wildcats be dancin' a jig of joy after bestin' them scurvy Owls of Florida Atlantic in a fierce battle on the basketball court. They be feelin' every emotion from joy to despair as they sailed to victory in the March Madness tournament.
March 22, 2024, 10:58 am
Arrrr! The Madness of March wasted no time in earnin' its name, with many a shocking upset makin' less than 1% of perfect brackets remainin' after Day 1. Shiver me timbers!
March 22, 2024, 8:34 am
Arr, the Kansas Jayhawks be sailin' on to the next round of the NCAA tourney thanks to a mighty controversial call that scuppered the Bulldogs' upset dreams! Yarrr, that be a close shave for the lads from Samford, aye!
March 22, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Golden State Warriors' Kevon Looney be confessin' that San Francisco hath a "dark side," like any port o' call. Yet still, he be findin' joy in his time spent there. Ahoy, me mateys, it be a fine tale indeed!
March 22, 2024, 2:30 am
Avast ye mateys! Two scallywags were banished from the court after a fierce skirmish at the Thursday night's joust betwixt the Chicago Bulls and the Houston Rockets at the Toyota Center in Houston. Ye should have seen the chaos unfold - a true spectacle for the ages!
March 21, 2024, 10:19 pm
Arr matey! JuJu Watkins be but an 18-year-old lass from USC, a star of the basketball seas! She be plunderin' and defendin' with the best of 'em, makin' her mark on the court like a true pirate of the hardwood!
March 21, 2024, 8:48 pm
Arrr! No. 14 Oakland be takin' down the mighty No. 3 Kentucky in a grand upset! 'Twas Jack Gohlke, a swashbucklin' Division II transfer, who plundered 32 points to lead the charge. The madness of March be truly upon us!
March 21, 2024, 5:34 pm
Arrr, those landlubber politicians be squawkin' about Nike's fancy new shirts for England's soccer crew! Methinks they be actin' like scurvy dogs over a mere change o' fabric. Let the lads play, I say, and worry not about their garb! Arrr!
March 21, 2024, 4:48 pm
Arrr matey! 'Tis said a scallywag from the Minnesota Timberwolves be caught red-handed plunderin' a hard drive filled with secrets from the captain's quarters! Ye best be keepin' a close eye on yer precious booty, lest ye be walkin' the plank! Arrr!
March 21, 2024, 4:04 pm
Arrr! The scallywag Terry McDonough, formerly of the Arizona Cardinals, be accused of layin' hands on his neighbor in North Carolina. Aye, 'tis a tale fit for the high seas, as McDonough faces the wrath of the courts for his misdeeds. Avast, a pox on his house!
March 21, 2024, 3:53 pm
Arrr matey, the coppers be reckonin' Konstantin Koltsov met his demise by his own hand, but his former wench be reckonin' he was likely sloshed to the gills and met his end by accident. Aye, tis a tragedy indeed!
March 21, 2024, 9:54 am
Arrr mateys, listen up ye scurvy dogs of Purdue! The Virginia Cavaliers be tellin' ye how to bounce back from a shameful defeat to a lowly No. 16 seed in March Madness. Take heart, me hearties, and fight like true pirates to reclaim yer honor on the court! Arrr!
March 21, 2024, 9:52 am
Arrr, me hearties! The lass Chelsea Blackwell be settin' her sights on the scallywag Travis Kelce for makin' a mockery of her antics on ye olde Netflix Show. Methinks there be some drama brewin' in these modern times! Aye, the seas be rough indeed.
March 21, 2024, 7:41 am
Avast ye scallywags! 'Twas a ruckus on the high seas as Golden State's Draymond Green clashed with the Grizzlies, sending Coach Jenkins to Davy Jones' locker! Aye, 'twas a sight to see, as the coach went tumbling like a clumsy landlubber! Arrr!
March 21, 2024, 6:33 am
Arrr mateys, tis a grand tale indeed! The lasses of Evan McPherson and Logan Wilson of the Cincinnati Bengals didst bring forth wee lasses on the same day at the same hospital! 'Tis a true miracle of the seven seas, aye!
March 21, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr mateys, Birmingham Mayor Randall Woodfin swore to stand by Black athletes and parents if Alabama's cursed anti-DEI bill be passed. Yet, since the governor signed it, not a peep has been heard from the scallywag! Methinks he be walkin' the plank of broken promises!
March 21, 2024, 5:13 am
Arr matey! Old MLB swashbuckler, Eric Byrnes, hath scribbled a guide fer wee lads 'n lasses in the sport o' youth. 'Tis a "Let Them Play" notion born from his own adventures on the field. Ye parents 'n coaches best take heed o' his word, lest ye walk the plank! Arrr!
March 21, 2024, 4:00 am
Arr, Wyndham Clark be haulin' in more than $18 million in booty o'er the past year, but he's also been caught with his hand in the cookie jar a time or two. Aye, seems he be walkin' the plank of cheating scandals! Aye, the scallywag!
March 21, 2024, 3:45 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywag Clay Travis be dishin' out his picks for the grand March Madness tourney. Make haste and place yer bets afore the games begin on Thursday afternoon, lest ye be walkin' the plank!
March 20, 2024, 5:36 pm
Arrr, 'tis said that Shohei Ohtani's scallywag interpreter be a thievin' knave, takin' the lad's plunder to wager with a forbidden bookie! Aye, the treachery be as deep as the ocean, aye, 'tis a scandal fit for the high seas! Arrr!
March 20, 2024, 5:05 pm
Arr matey! Howard University scallywag Bryce Harris be makin' waves on the world wide web with his jolly message to the scurvy dogs in the media after his Bison took a tumble in the First Four on Tuesday night. Aye, he be a true Buccaneer!
March 20, 2024, 4:47 pm
Arrr, matey! The Miami Marlins scallywag Jazz Chisholm Jr. spilled the beans on the foul stench of a toxic ship's quarters brewed by the old sea dogs in his first three seasons on the MLB seas. Aye, beware the grizzled veterans, ye young buccaneers!
March 20, 2024, 4:28 pm
Arrr mateys! With gamblin' now allowed in 38 lands, the sports buffs be cursin' the players like scurvy dogs! Their purse be at the mercy of these scallywags' skills on the field. Aye, the stakes be high indeed!
March 20, 2024, 11:05 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywag Cameron Sutton of the Detroit Lions be in hot water in Florida, accused of layin' hands on his lass. The authorities be after him with a warrant, so beware ye, mateys, lest ye be walkin' the plank too!
March 20, 2024, 9:38 am
Arrr mateys, a cursed blunder didst befall the San Diego Padres, as they didst lose the match against the scurvy Los Angeles Dodgers in the grand opening of the MLB season's Seoul Series on Wednesday. Shiver me timbers, what a calamity!
March 20, 2024, 8:31 am
Arrr mateys! The Colorado Rams be showin' no mercy as they trounced the scurvy Virginia Cavaliers 67-42 in the First Four of March Madness 2024! 'Twas a victory worth celebratin', as the Rams be claimin' their first NCAA Tournament win in 11 long years! Hoist the Jolly Roger!
March 20, 2024, 8:26 am
Arrr matey, NFL All-Pro Braxton Berrios be talkin' 'bout askin' his bonny lass Alix Earle to be his betrothed in a chat with TMZ. Aye, he be thinkin' 'bout puttin' a ring on it! Shiver me timbers, what a tale o' love on the high seas!
March 20, 2024, 5:45 am
Arr mateys! Thar be a tale o' Kirby Smart, coach o' them Georgia Bulldogs, who did regale a crowd with a jest so grand that they did burst with mirth! Aye, 'twas a jest that also did reveal the true worth o' gold in these newfangled NIL deals! Aaarrrr!
March 20, 2024, 5:38 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! The Olympic organizers be makin' a grand announcement that the athletes in this summer's games in Paris shall not be havin' the luxury of air-conditioned lodgin'. Methinks they be wantin' to toughen up these landlubbers! Aye, may the best man win!
March 20, 2024, 5:10 am
Avast ye mateys! Former scallywag Braden Fiske be chattin' with Fox News Digital 'bout his loot from NIL and how he be usin' it to make "generational wealth." Arrr, sounds like he be savin' up for a bounty fit for a pirate king!
March 20, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, J.J. Watt and Jason Kelce be sailin' the NFL seas together, but now the latter be hangin' up his cleats. Watt be reminiscin' on battlin' that future Hall of Fame scallywag at the center o' the field. Fare thee well, matey!
March 19, 2024, 5:35 pm
Arrr mateys! Jon Rahm be servin' up a feast fit for a king at the Champions Dinner! The Spanish scallywag be stickin' to his roots, treatin' past winners to a spread of exotic delights in Augusta. Yo ho ho, get ready to feast like never before! Aye!
March 19, 2024, 5:26 pm
Arrr mateys! LSU lass Angel Reese be claimin' scallywags be makin' false portraits o' her on the cursed internet! 'Tis a treacherous deed, indeed! Beware ye scurvy dogs, lest ye be caught in the clutches o' the AI pirates!
March 19, 2024, 3:19 pm
Avast ye mateys! The gallant Chicago Bears tight end Cole Kmet, did forge a mighty bond with QB Justin Fields. But when word came o' his trade, he did confess 'twas a blow to his heart of oak. Aye, 'twas a sad tale indeed! Arrr!
March 19, 2024, 2:48 pm
Arrr mateys! The parchment claims that if the swashbucklers in the revenue sports be makin' doubloons through their NIL, then the scallywags in the non-revenue sports should have the same right to plunder for treasure! Aye, fair be fair on the high seas of college athletics!
March 19, 2024, 11:32 am
Arrr mateys! The Los Angeles Rams skipper Sean McVay spilled the beans that Aaron Donald whispered in his ear he be hangin' up his boots after that gut-wrenchin' playoff defeat to the Detroit Lions. Avast! The seas be missin' a fearsome beast in their midst!
March 19, 2024, 10:15 am
If Wyndham Clark had not begrudgingly sought the assistance of a professional, he may not have plundered three PGA victories, including a grand triumph, and over $18 million in booty since last season. Argh, the power of a skilled matey!
March 19, 2024, 8:10 am
Avast ye mateys! 'Tis with a heavy heart that we be hearin' the sad news o' Konstantin Koltsov's passin'. May he rest in Davy Jones' locker, forever remembered as a former swashbucklin' forward o' the Pittsburgh Penguins. Farewell, matey, ye be missed. Arrr!
March 19, 2024, 7:41 am
Arr, me hearties! It be rumored that at the Paris Olympics, the athletes be gettin' back to the ol' bedroom shenanigans! The organizers be supplyin' a grand total of 300,000 condoms, as it seems COVID restrictions be walkin' the plank! Aye, aye, captain!
March 19, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr mateys, as March Madness approaches, the finest young swashbucklers in the land be ready to showcase their skills afore the 2024 NBA Draft. Ye best be keepin' an eye on these lads as they be aimin' to impress the whole crew!
March 19, 2024, 5:35 am
Arrr! The collegiate swashbucklers and captains be gatherin' at Capitol Hill to parley 'bout NIL, but David M. Rich be sayin' ye Congress ain't the proper crew fer this matter. Aye, 'tis a rum tale indeed!
March 19, 2024, 5:22 am
Avast ye mateys! Steve Tensi, a swashbuckling quarterback of the Denver Broncos, has set sail for Davy Jones' locker at the ripe age of 81. He also battled for the San Diego Chargers. Farewell, brave sailor of the gridiron!
March 19, 2024, 5:15 am
Arrr, me mateys, J.J. Watt be a true seer of the seven seas! He saw Russell Wilson settin' sail for the Pittsburgh Steelers, after bein' cast adrift by the Denver Broncos. Aye, and he gave us the reasons why he be makin' such a bold prediction. Aye, the seas be full of surprises indeed!
March 18, 2024, 4:44 pm
Arrr, the Chicago Bears be settin' their sights on young Caleb Williams as their top pick, but Robert Griffin III be thinkin' he should be holdin' out. Aye, a quarrel on the horizon for the quarterback spot! Shiver me timbers!
March 18, 2024, 3:55 pm
Arrr, Marquette's coach Shaka Smart be thinkin' the Big East be lackin' in teams for the tourney 'cause they be too busy swabbin' the decks instead of sinkin' those threes like true pirates o' the court! Aye, me hearties!
March 18, 2024, 3:47 pm
Arrr, Northwestern University be churnin' out some fine scallywags! Aye, David Schwimmer and Meghan Markle be among the ranks of celebrity graduates from thar hallowed halls. Mayhaps they learned a thing or two about booty plunderin' while they be studyin' there!
March 18, 2024, 2:19 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Kim Mulkey, the swashbucklin' head coach of the LSU Tigers women's roundball crew, did engage in a jolly banter with a land lubber umpire after launchin' the first pitch at the Savannah Bananas game. Aye, 'twas a sight to behold!
March 18, 2024, 11:14 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Iowa Hawkeyes be settin' sail for a rematch with them scurvy LSU landlubbers in their quest for the national championship booty. Aye, 'tis a treacherous voyage ahead, but fear not, for these Hawkeyes be ready to plunder and pillage their way to victory!
March 18, 2024, 10:29 am
Arrr me hearties! West Virginia's skipper Mark Kellogg be keepin' a weather eye on Iowa and the swashbucklin' lass Caitlin Clark in the lasses' tourney. Yarrr, he be plannin' his strategy to outwit 'em scallywags! Onward to victory, me mateys!
March 18, 2024, 9:47 am
Arrr, me hearties! Patrick Mahomes be jolly excited about a possible visit from the lass Taylor Swift at a Kansas City Current match in the National Women's Soccer League season. Ye best be keepin' an eye out for this swashbucklin' spectacle! Aye!
March 18, 2024, 8:23 am
Arrr mateys, methinks that scallywag Steve Cohen be throwin' shade at them Wilpons fer the poor performance o' the Mets. 'Tis a bold move, but let's see if he can turn the ship around and lead us to the treasure of victory! Aye aye, captain Cohen!
March 18, 2024, 5:22 am
Arr matey, St. John's Red Storm captain Rick Pitino be cursin' the ways of them landlubber metrics in the NCAA Men's Basketball Tourney. Blimey, 'tis a right kerfuffle! Mayhaps he be needin' a compass to navigate them treacherous seas of seedin'. Aye!
March 17, 2024, 8:35 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Mike Tyson be showin' off his fightin' skills in a video afore facin' off against that scallywag Jake Paul. He be sendin' a warnin' to the YouTube landlubber as well. Ye better be watchin' out, ye scurvy dog!
March 17, 2024, 8:24 pm
Arrr, the swashbucklin' Kyrie Irving, aye, he be makin' a game-winning running shot to best the scallywags of Dallas Mavericks on the Lord's day, 107-105. Ahoy, what a victory for our mateys!
March 17, 2024, 7:41 pm
Arrr mateys, the lasses of South Carolina be the top dogs in the 2024 NCAA Women's Basketball Tournament, ready to plunder and pillage their way through March Madness. Hoist the sails and set a course for victory!
March 17, 2024, 5:36 pm
Arrr me hearties! The 2024 NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament picks be announced on the Sabbath. UConn be back to defend their title like true swashbucklers. Let's see if they can keep their treasure this time!
March 17, 2024, 4:10 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Amy Pickett, the fair maiden o' Philadelphia Eagles signal caller Kenny Pickett, be tellin' us how she feels 'bout her mate's sailin' from the Steel City to the City o' Brotherly Love. Aye, the winds o' change be blowin' indeed!
March 17, 2024, 3:27 pm
Arrr, during the grand battle betwixt Duquesne and VCU for the Atlantic 10 Championship, a flurry of confetti rained down upon the combatants! The scallywags of Duquesne emerged victorious in the end, claimin' the spoils of victory. Aye, 'twas a sight to behold!
March 17, 2024, 2:58 pm
Arrr mateys, the Florida Gators scallywag Micah Handlogten be sufferin' a truly ghastly injury in battle against Auburn! The scallywag be breakin' his leg in two! May the seas show him mercy on his road to recovery!
March 17, 2024, 10:49 am
Arrr mateys! 'Twas a blunder of epic proportions by Kent State's scallywag Julius Rollins that granted Akron's entry into the NCAA Tournament. With victory snatched from their grasp in the final moments, Akron's crew sailed triumphantly into the tourney waters. Hoist the Jolly Roger!
March 17, 2024, 10:03 am
Arrr! Rickie Fowler be demandin' retribution from a landlubber in the gallery at The Players Championship, claimin' their scallywag contraption interrupted his swing. Ye best be keepin' yer phones silenced, lest ye feel the wrath of a pirate on the fairway! Aye matey!
March 17, 2024, 9:13 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis said that the gallant pugilist Ryan Garcia bein' pressed by the New York State Athletic Commission to take a "mental evaluation." Arrr! Methinks he be plannin' to make 'em walk the plank with a lawsuit! Aye, the seas be rough indeed for poor Ryan!
March 17, 2024, 8:40 am
Arrr mateys! The captain of Chelsea FC Women, Emma Hayes, be sayin' that the ship ain't sailin' smoothly when two o' her star players be gettin' cozy with each other. She be thinkin' these player-to-player romances be as out o' place as a landlubber on the high seas! Arrr!
March 17, 2024, 5:00 am
Arr mateys, the fifth race of the NASCAR Cup Series be in Bristol, Tennessee, for the Food City 500. The spring race be returnin' to concrete after sailin' on dirt fer the last three seasons. Aye, let's see which scallywag comes out on top this time!
March 16, 2024, 9:54 pm
Arrr mateys, afore the ACC Tourney, N.C. State be walkin' the plank to Davy Jones's locker. But by Blackbeard's beard, they sailed through the conference as the 10-seed and be now plunderin' a spot in March Madness! Avast ye, me hearties!
March 16, 2024, 8:11 pm
Arrr mateys, the Los Angeles Chargers be forced to part ways with Keenan Allen, as the scallywag refused to surrender some of his riches despite a grand haul of 108 catches. Aye, tough decisions be made on the high seas of the NFL!
March 16, 2024, 7:01 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Quarterback Justin Fields hath set sail from the Bears and Chicago, leavin' behind a trail of salty tears. He be now bound for the land of the Steelers, mayhaps findin' a treasure of touchdowns and victory on the horizon! Arrr!
March 16, 2024, 5:52 pm
Arrr! Avast ye mateys! The Pittsburgh Steelers be signin' Russell Wilson, yet they've also plundered Justin Fields from the Chicago Bears. Looks like there be a quarterback mutiny brewin' in the Steel City! Arrr!
March 16, 2024, 4:53 pm
Arrr mateys, Caleb Williams be talkin' about as the top pick for years, but Deion Sanders be havin' his doubts about the lad's NFL journey. Aye, there be some trouble brewin' in the waters ahead for young Williams!
March 16, 2024, 4:24 pm
"Arrr, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson be plunderin' the stage like a true swashbuckler on WWE SmackDown in Memphis! He be singin' like a siren and dancin' like a landlubber on a barrel o' rum! Nothing be off limits for this scallywag!" Arrr!
March 16, 2024, 4:12 pm
Avast ye! The scallywag Greg Scruggs, the new Michigan defensive line coach, hath been caught red-handed in Ann Arbor, sailin' his vessel whilst under the influence. 'Twas a rough night on the high seas for this landlubber! Arrr!
March 16, 2024, 11:23 am
Arrr, me hearties! The rumblings 'tween the Buffalo Bills and Stefon Diggs be back, as the lad be postin' mysterious messages on the electronic scroll on Friday. What be the Captain McDermott thinkin' now? Ahoy!
March 16, 2024, 10:03 am
Avast ye scallywags! The North Carolina State men's basketball crew be sendin' the game into extra time wit' a three-point cannon shot. They be makin' their way to the ACC Championship game fer the first time since 2007. Aye, 'tis a spectacle to behold!
March 16, 2024, 8:01 am
Arrr mateys, Dan Hurley be mighty perturbed at them scoundrel referees during the Big East Tournament. He be demandin' they keelhaul a Red Storm fan from the court like the bilge rat he be! Aye, a fiery temper be burnin' in that man's belly!
March 15, 2024, 8:31 pm
Arrr, word be spreading like wildfire among the scallywags that the New York Jets be settin' their sights on signin' the mighty Tyron Smith, a seasoned warrior of the gridiron who hath spent a dozen campaigns battlin' for the Dallas Cowboys. Aye, 'tis sure to be a grand acquisition for the Jets!
March 15, 2024, 6:56 pm
Avast ye mateys! The Dallas Cowboys be parting ways with the goodly linebacker Leighton Vander Esch on Friday. Aye, the poor bloke, at 28 years of age, hath suffered another neck injury that hath cast doubt on his future on the gridiron. Aye, the seas be rough for poor Vander Esch. Arrr!
March 15, 2024, 6:55 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! Joe Mazzulla, a swashbuckling college baller turned NBA coach, be showin' off his defensive prowess with the Celtics against them Suns of Phoenix. Aye, he be blockin' shots like a pirate dodgin' cannonballs! Arrr!
March 15, 2024, 5:49 pm
Arrr, the Vikings be signin' Sam Darnold to their crew, yet they be keepin' an eye out for a new QB in the next month's draft. They be makin' off with an extra first-round pick after strikin' a deal with the Texans. Ahoy mateys, the plunder be growin'!
March 15, 2024, 11:06 am
Arr matey! The word be spreadin' that the scallywags from the NFL be lookin' into the Atlanta Falcons and Philadelphia Eagles for tamperin' like a bunch o' landlubbers! Avast ye, me hearties, the league be on the hunt for rule-breakers! Aye, shiver me timbers!
March 15, 2024, 9:17 am
Arrr mateys, word on the high seas be that the Kansas City Chiefs be signin' the swift Marquise 'Hollywood' Brown from the Arizona Cardinals for a one-year voyage. Hoist the sails and prepare for some fancy footwork on the gridiron! Arrr!
March 15, 2024, 7:59 am
Avast ye mateys! Fetch yer crew's sweatshirts, ready yer most savoury game-day grub, and set yer sights on March Madness through the looking glass of Hulu or Paramount+. Aye, 'tis a treasure trove of basketball booty awaitin' ye! Arrr!
March 15, 2024, 7:11 am
Arrr, me mateys! The younger scallywag Nathan Barrett, sibling to the Toronto Raptors' own RJ Barrett, has passed on to Davy Jones' locker. The family's sad tidings be shared by the crew on Thursday. Fair winds and following seas to ye, Nathan!
March 15, 2024, 4:00 am
Arr matey, with the NFL season now in full sail, Fox News Digital be dissectin' the victors and scallywags o' the open market and trades in these early days. Set yer spyglass on the horizon, savvy?
March 15, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! The fair maiden Riley Gaines hath declared 'tis time to keelhaul the NCAA o'er their transgender policies! Aye, she be a swimmin' star of yore, but now she be settin' sail on a legal adventure to plunder justice from these scurvy dogs! Yarrr!
March 14, 2024, 9:50 pm
Arrr mateys, word on the high seas be that Keenan Allen be settin' sail for the shores of Chicago aboard the Bears' ship. They be tradin' a fourth-round treasure to the Chargers for this fine receiver. Shiver me timbers, what a trade it be!
March 14, 2024, 7:53 pm
Arrr, word on the seas be that the constables be lookin' into Dak Prescott for plunderin' the lasses in the back o' a carriage at a bawdy house. Aye, the scallywag be in hot water now!
March 13, 2024, 5:46 pm
Arrr matey, the scallywag Topi Ronni be walkin' the plank from the Calgary Flames after bein' caught in a scandal in Finland. Aye, 'tis a shame to see such a promising lad go down faster than a ship in a storm!
March 13, 2024, 5:21 pm
Arrr, mateys! 'Tis a sad tale o' Jimmy Garoppolo's time in Las Vegas. The Raiders signed him fer three years, but just a year later, they be castin' him off like a scurvy dog walkin' the plank. Ahoy, the seas be rough in the world o' NFL!
March 13, 2024, 5:15 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Word be spreadin' that Calvin Ridley be settin' sail fer the Tennessee Titans on a grand voyage worth $92 million pieces o' eight! The Jacksonville Jaguars be left cryin' in Davy Jones' locker. Arrr!
March 13, 2024, 5:06 pm
Arrr matey! Nick Castellanos, a seasoned swashbuckler for the Philadelphia Phillies, be spoutin' some wise words 'bout MLB players! He be sayin' there be two types - those who be as wholesome as milk, and them who be gettin' better with age like a fine wine! Arrr!
March 13, 2024, 11:38 am
Arrr! The swashbucklin' PGA Tour golfer Scottie Scheffler be takin' a mighty swing at LIV Golf on a Tuesday, as The Players Championship be settin' sail in Florida later this week. May his putts be as straight as a pirate's cutlass!
March 13, 2024, 10:03 am
Arrr, Dallas Seavey be the swashbucklin' champion of this year's Iditarod Trail Dog Sled Race! His triumphant win be marred by the loss of three trusty hounds and the squawkin' of PETA to end the race. Avast, the sea be a treacherous mistress indeed!
March 13, 2024, 8:42 am
Arrr mateys! Deon Graham, cap'n and CEO of the Fort Lauderdale United FC wenches' soccer crew, be plannin' to make more wee lassies look to them pros for inspiration in the world o' sports. Ye hear that, ye little scallywags? Time to set sail for victory!
March 13, 2024, 7:58 am
Arrr, did ye hear the tale of the mighty UFC legend, Mark Coleman? Aye, he bravely rescued his kin from a fiery inferno in Ohio! But alas, the poor soul be now laid up in the hospital, sufferin' from the foul vapors of the smoke. A true hero, that one be!
March 13, 2024, 5:36 am
Arrr mateys! Jonathan Owens, husband to the great Simone Biles, be leavin' the crew o' the Green Bay Packers fer their scurvy rival! 'Tis a grand tale to be told in the taverns, me hearties! Aye, the sea be callin' 'im to new adventures!
March 13, 2024, 5:15 am
Avast ye scallywags! Former ESPN star Sage Steele be tellin' OutKick's Charly Arnolt that she reckons UFC President Dana White be a savvy ol' sea dog fer keepin' Bud Light as a sponsor. Aye, a brilliant business move indeed, says she! Arrr!
March 13, 2024, 3:30 am
Avast ye scallywag Noah Lyles hath stirred up a hornet's nest by claimin' the NBA Finals victors can't call themselves "world champions." Methinks he be walkin' the plank into a sea of backlash, aye, 'twas a surprise to the lad indeed! Arrr!
March 13, 2024, 1:00 am
Avast ye scallywags! At last month's Tech Summit, the NBA Commissioner Adam Silver and the young buck Victor Wembanyama showcased some fancy AI contraptions that will soon allow ye landlubbers to watch the games from afar. Arrr, the future be upon us!
March 12, 2024, 5:30 pm
Arrr, after pledgin' his loyalty to the independent presidential contender, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. be thinkin' 'bout makin' Aaron Rodgers his first mate on the voyage to the White House. Aye, a match made in Davy Jones' locker, indeed!
March 12, 2024, 4:14 pm
Arr mateys, the scallywag Nick Saban spilled the beans about a chat he had with his goodly wench, Terry, that led to his burying the hatchet and hanging up his coaching hat. Yarrr, must have been a mighty persuasive parley indeed!
March 12, 2024, 3:31 pm
Arrr matey! Doriane Pin be walkin' the plank on a Saturday mornin'! She be havin' the fool's luck, grabbin' the flag twice and not realizin' the race was done! Ye can bet she be swabbin' the decks for that blunder!
March 12, 2024, 3:04 pm
Arrr, Felicia Miller, the fair maiden whose lass be injured in a drunken crash by that scallywag Britt Reid, did parley with ESPN after the governor showed him mercy. Aye, tis a tale of woe and folly on the high seas of Kansas City.
March 12, 2024, 11:52 am
Arrr mateys! 'Tis said that the statue of Kobe Bryant outside the Crypto.com Arena in Los Angeles be needin' some fixin'! Seems they be spellin' his name wrong and makin' a mess o' the formatting. Ye best be gettin' yer pirate crew to set things straight!
March 12, 2024, 10:20 am
Arr matey, word be that the Minnesota Vikings be signin' up Aaron Jones for a year after the scoundrels in Green Bay set him free! The plunderin' and pillagin' be sure to commence when he sets sail with the purple and gold crew! Aye, matey!
March 12, 2024, 9:53 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs at PETA be squawkin' again about endin' the grand Iditarod sled dog race! Two poor mutts went to Davy Jones' locker, but we be keepin' the tradition alive. Let the dogs run free, says I!
March 12, 2024, 9:47 am
Arrr mateys, former LSU lass Alexis Morris be givin' the team a good ol' tongue lashin' over a brawl with them South Carolina scallywags in the SEC Championship! Aye, the lasses be fightin' like true pirates on the high seas!
March 12, 2024, 5:56 am
Arr mateys, the ex-Mets legend Darryl Strawberry hath disclosed that he be mendin' in a ship's infirmary after a scurvy heart seizure. He be proclaimin', "All be shipshape and Bristol fashion." Avast ye scallywags, a toast to his health!
March 12, 2024, 5:30 am
In the tome "In A League of Her Own: Celebrating Female Firsts in Sports," Bonnie-Jill Laflin spins yarns of legendary sportswomen like Danica Patrick, Billie Jean King, and many a fair maiden of the athletic seas. Arrr, 'tis a treasure trove indeed!
March 12, 2024, 5:29 am
Arrr, me hearties! The NFL free agency be in full swing, with the likes o' Kirk Cousins and Saquon Barkley sailin' fer new ports in the league. The seas be rough, but the treasure be plenty fer these scurvy dogs!
March 12, 2024, 3:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! Methinks Noah Lyles be the first to fly the flag o' the USA in the world o' track, but he be feelin' a bit conflicted 'bout it! Aye, 'tis a tale as old as time - the sweet taste o' victory mixed with the bitter pill o' representin' yer nation. Aye, the life of a sportin' pirate be a treacherous one indeed!
March 11, 2024, 4:01 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Xavier McKinney be leavin' the Giants fer the Packers up north on a grand voyage fer a hefty treasure of $68 million doubloons over four years. May his plunderin' skills be as sharp as his tackles on the high seas!
March 11, 2024, 3:41 pm
Arrr, word be sailin' the seas that the New York Giants be signin' a new swashbuckler to replace Saquon Barkley. Former Houston Texans runnin' back Devin Singletary be joinin' the crew on a three-year voyage. Fair winds and aye, let the plunderin' begin!
March 11, 2024, 3:28 pm
Arrr, this Saquon Barkley has chosen to sail with the Eagles, makin' Tiki Barber feel like a scallywag! The Giants' all-time rushin' leader be sayin', "Ye be dead to me now, matey!" Aye, the seas be rough with this news!
March 11, 2024, 2:55 pm
Arrr matey! The lad Bryce Huff hath struck gold with the Philadelphia Eagles, signin' a three-year accord. He be makin' history as the richest undrafted free agent on the seven seas. Aye, the NFL be payin' him a king's ransom for his piratical plunderin' skills!
March 11, 2024, 11:44 am
Arrr mateys! NFL scallywag D'Andre Swift be joinin' the Chicago Bears after a stint with the Philadelphia Eagles. 'Tis a deal fit for a captain, mayhaps he be runnin' faster than a ship in a squall!
March 11, 2024, 11:32 am
Arr matey! A scurvy ex-NFL executive be spillin' the beans on poor ol' Bill Belichick. He be doomed to wander the high seas of unemployment, never to captain a ship again. Marc Ross be tellin' the tale to TMZ Sports, arrr!
March 11, 2024, 10:58 am
Arrr mateys, an Italian scallywag of a soccer manager was sent packin' on Monday after he be seen givin' a good ol' headbutt to a player from the rival crew. Seems like he couldn't handle the bitter taste of defeat in Serie A play, yarrr!
March 11, 2024, 10:58 am
Arrr mateys, the Pro Football Hall of Fame scallywag Shannon Sharpe be takin' aim at LSU's basketball coach Kim Mulkey for her reaction to a player bein' shoven to the ground! Looks like there be some salty drama brewin' on the high seas of sports! Aye aye!
March 10, 2024, 10:49 pm
Arr matey! Russell Wilson be settin' sail for the Pittsburgh Steelers come 2024! Thirteen years in the league, he be a seasoned swashbuckler ready to plunder the end zone with his mighty arm. Raise the Jolly Roger and beware all ye defenders, Wilson be comin' for ye!
March 10, 2024, 8:23 pm
Arrr, mateys! Trevor Bauer, a swashbuckling pitcher on a Japan-based crew, be dueling against them young Dodgers scallywags on Sunday! 'Tis been three long years since he's set foot on American soil to show off his cannon of an arm! Aye, may the best buccaneer win!
March 10, 2024, 7:39 pm
Avast ye mateys! The scurvy dog Rudy Gobert of the Minnesota Timberwolves hath been plundered of $100,000 doubloons by the league for flashing a money-sign to the scallywag referees. Aye, a costly jest indeed! Arrr!
March 10, 2024, 6:20 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Christopher Bell be a swashbuckler of the highest order, risin' from the depths of the 20th to claim victory in the Shriners Children's 500 at Phoenix Raceway! 'Tis a glorious plunderin' of first place, his first triumph of the year! Arrr!
March 9, 2024, 3:29 pm
Avast ye mateys! Drew Brees, a noble owner of Walk-On's Bistreaux and Bar, be granting 13 gold doubloons in scholarships to walk-on players, in honor of the mighty Jason Kelce. 'Tis a grand gesture indeed! Arrr!
March 9, 2024, 3:17 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Come Monday, the NFL be startin' their negotiation period. NFL crews be sendin' messages to veteran quarterback Baker Mayfield, who sailed with the Buccaneers last season. Let the wheelin' and dealin' begin!
March 9, 2024, 2:44 pm
Arrr, Rudy Gobert be walkin' the plank with a technical foul for flashin' the ol' money sign at them scallywag referees! Methinks he be tryin' to pillage the game, but the officials be havin' none of it, makin' the call for a fair sea battle! Arrr!
March 9, 2024, 2:41 pm
Arrr, the lads at ESPN Cleveland did wager a hundred doubloons to their lowly intern, "Nick," if he could secure the presence of the legendary Jim Thome on their airwaves. Alas, it seems the lad hath taken the challenge too seriously and caused quite a kerfuffle!
March 9, 2024, 10:52 am
Arrr mateys, word has it that the Denver Broncos be swappin' their wide receiver Jerry Jeudy for some shiny new picks in the 2024 NFL Draft from the Cleveland Browns. Aye, 'tis a fine booty for both crews!
March 9, 2024, 10:26 am
Arr, me hearties! Antonio Brown be causing a commotion once more, as he be skippin' out on payin' a hefty sum to a jeweler for his fancy finger trinkets. Methinks this scallywag be needin' to remember that honesty be the best policy on the high seas! Aye!
March 9, 2024, 10:09 am
Arrr, me hearties! Caitlin Clark, the fearless lass of Division I college basketball, be shatterin' NCAA records like a cannonball through a ship's hull! On Friday night, she plundered Penn State with her sharpshooting skills, leavin' defenders walkin' the plank! Aye, she be a true legend of the court!
March 9, 2024, 8:21 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywag Will Hickson of Camden High be accused of mischief against Manasquan High! The basketball seas be choppy wit' controversy, but fear not, for we pirates be ready to sail into battle for the truth! Aye, bring on the hoops!
March 8, 2024, 8:13 pm
Arrr, Anthony Joshua be showin' his mettle by givin' that ex-UFC champ a taste of the plank in the second round! The lad be collectin' his 25th knockout like a true buccaneer of the ring. Aye, the seas be rough but Joshua be sailin' smooth!
March 8, 2024, 7:58 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis been revealed in the courts that Amit Patel, a scurvy dog from the Jacksonville Jaguars, did plunder a hefty sum o' $22 million! 'Tis a shame he didn't spend it all on rum and treasure maps! Aye, what a blackguard!
March 8, 2024, 7:12 pm
Arrr mateys, Justin Madubuike be plunderin' the quarterback like a true pirate, earnin' himself a spot in the Pro Bowl! The Baltimore Ravens be showin' him the gold, signin' him to a four-year deal worth a whopping $98 million doubloons! Aye, he be swimmin' in treasure now!
March 8, 2024, 6:18 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dog Noelvi Marte of the Cincinnati Reds hath been caught walkin' the plank for 80 games after firin' a shot of the ol' performance-enhancin' grog. Aye, 'tis a blow to the crew, but we'll bounce back stronger than a whale in a storm!
March 8, 2024, 5:50 pm
Arrr mateys! Buffalo Bills' scallywag Josh Allen be takin' the lead ahead o' the fair maiden Hailee Steinfeld at Paris Fashion Week. The lad be settin' the pace on land as he do on the high seas! Aye, the lad be quick on his feet!
March 8, 2024, 5:34 pm
Arrr mateys, the Los Angeles Dodgers be havin' a star they call Mookie Betts, a swashbucklin' outfielder with many Gold Gloves to his name. But he be showin' his skills in the infield too! Now he be venturin' into unknown waters with yet another position change. Aye!
March 8, 2024, 4:00 pm
Arrr! The lass Hailey Davidson be takin' to the seas of social media to give her two cents about the NXXT Women's Pro Tour decreein' that only lasses born as such can swing the clubs. Avast ye, seems like the waters of golf be gettin' a bit choppy!
March 8, 2024, 3:36 pm
Arrr me hearties! 'Tis said that Brenda Tracy, a brave lass, be seekin' to plunder $75 million from that scurvy dog Mel Tucker and Michigan State for his misdeeds. Aye, let's hope justice be served on the high seas of the courtroom!
March 8, 2024, 11:06 am
Avast ye scallywags! In a broadsheet called USA Today, Lindsay Schnell be sayin' that the lasses playin' basketball should be Black to keep the game alive. Arrr, it be important that the future stars resemble the old salts of the seas!
March 8, 2024, 9:17 am
Arrr mateys! The Pepperdine scallywags bested Pacific in a grand battle on the court, but 'twas their social media swashbucklers who plundered the hearts of the online seas. Aye, 'twas a sight to behold, as they sailed into the viral waters with great success!
March 8, 2024, 7:15 am
"Arrr, me hearties! Toronto Blue Jays pitcher Erik Swanson hath spoken out fer the first time since his wee lad was run over by a landlubber's carriage! Fear not, me mateys, fer the lad be returnin' to our ship in a couple of days! Hoist the Jolly Roger!"
March 8, 2024, 5:51 am
Avast ye scallywags! The Timberwolves guard be savin' the day against the Pacers! With a thunderous block that sent him bumpin' his noggin on the rim, he sealed the victory for his crew. Aye, a true swashbuckler indeed!
March 8, 2024, 5:50 am
Avast ye mateys! The MLB legend Adam Wainwright hath shared tales of his new shanties and his chance to perform at the Grand Ole Opry this very weekend! 'Tis a sight to behold, aye, as this swashbuckling ballplayer takes to the stage with his trusty guitar in hand. Yo ho ho!
March 8, 2024, 5:45 am
Avast ye mateys! Coach Porter Moser be chattin' with OutKick's Dan Dakich 'bout the lads' concentration afore the grand NCAA Division I basketball tourney. Arrr, may the sea gods bless them with sharp skills and a keen eye for the hoop!
March 8, 2024, 5:45 am
Avast ye! Taylor Lewan, a 3-time Pro Bowler with the Tennessee Titans, be not feelin' the good vibes from Caleb Williams, the potential No. 1 pick in the 2024 NFL Draft, at the combine. Methinks there be a storm brewin' betwixt these two scallywags! Arrr!
March 7, 2024, 5:44 pm
Arrr! The scurvy lawyer for young Ariel Young, a lass injured in the car wreck caused by that drunken scallywag Britt Reid, be cursin' Missouri Gov. Mike Parson for lettin' that scoundrel off easy. 'Tis a travesty of justice, says I! A pox on both their houses!
March 7, 2024, 5:26 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Iowa Hawkeyes lass Caitlin Clark spilled the beans to ABC's "Good Morning America" about settin' sail for the WNBA Draft next month. She be ready to plunder the courts with her skills, aye! Arrr!
March 7, 2024, 4:30 pm
Arrr me hearties, it be rumored that the mighty Michael Thomas be partin' ways with the Saints! The wind be blowin' in a new direction for the veteran receiver, settin' sail on a new adventure. Fair winds and following seas to ye, Thomas!
March 7, 2024, 3:55 pm
Arrr, Riley Gaines be keepin' quiet like a mouse 'round Lia Thomas durin' her senior season. But when she be feelin' the sting of personal victimization, she be raisin' her voice like a mighty pirate roar! Enough be enough, says she! Aye!
March 7, 2024, 9:29 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! Come one, come all to witness the clash of titans betwixt the brawny Mike Tyson and the upstart Jake Paul in Texas on July 20th! 'Tis sure to be a spectacle worth its weight in gold doubloons!
March 7, 2024, 9:19 am
Arrr matey, word be spreadin' that the great Char-ron Dorsey, a swashbucklin' warrior of the gridiron, has gone to Davy Jones' locker at the young age of 46. 'Tis a sad day for all who loved this buccaneer of a man. Fare thee well, matey.
March 7, 2024, 8:57 am
Arrr mateys, 'tis said that ESPN buccaneer Pat McAfee and Stephen A. Smith be havin' an "explosive argument" o'er creative differences regardin' a future project from the latter pundit. Thar be more drama in that studio than a ship full o' mutinous scallywags!
March 7, 2024, 7:55 am
Arrr matey! The infamous musher Dallas Seavey be given a time penalty for not properly gutting the moose that laid siege upon his noble pack o' dogs on the trail this week! Arrr, aye, the seas be rough indeed for this scallywag of the Iditarod!
March 7, 2024, 5:50 am
Arrr, Cam Newton be talkin' bout the brawl he had at a football tourney, admittin' it could have landed him in the brig! Aye, 'twas a close call, but luckily he be steerin' clear of Davy Jones' locker this time!
March 7, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr mateys! The former swashbuckler of the St. Louis Cardinals, Adam Wainwright, be chattin' about the pitch clock and the universal DH now that he's hangin' up his cleats. Ye best be listenin' to this retired buccaneer's opinions, me hearties!
March 7, 2024, 5:40 am
Avast ye mateys! Whilst 'tis true that Bud Light be once more the official grog o' the UFC, Sean Strickland did not shy from takin' a swing at the brand in a recent X post. Shiver me timbers! Ye best be watchin' out, Bud Light!
March 7, 2024, 4:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! Caitlin Clark be settin' sail fer the WNBA with a treasure chest full o' potential to boost their fame and fortune. She be passin' up on a mountain o' doubloons to chase her dreams on the court. Aye, she be a true swashbuckler!
March 6, 2024, 5:24 pm
Arrr mateys! The news of Russell Wilson's release be spreading like wildfire! Many be chattering 'bout the Denver Broncos' quarterback, even ol' Karl Mecklenberg be joinin' in! The seas be rough, but the gossip be even rougher!
March 6, 2024, 4:46 pm
Arrr matey! A scallywag from New York be takin' the state AG to court o'er a ban on stoppin' trans athletes from competin' against lasses. Aye, 'tis a fine mess we've found ourselves in!
March 6, 2024, 4:06 pm
Arrr mateys! The scallywags of the Buffalo Bills be scramblin' to trim the sails and cut loose their All-Pro safety Jordan Poyer to the treacherous waters of the free agent market. What a plunderin' tale of salary cap woes! Aye, the seas be rough indeed for these gridiron pirates.
March 6, 2024, 4:04 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The New York Knicks be holdin' a playoff spot, but they be sufferin' from a slew o' injuries and a curse o' nine losses in their last 13 battles. Methinks they be needin' some good luck and maybe a bit o' pirate magic to turn their fortunes around! Aye!
March 6, 2024, 11:23 am
Avast ye mateys! The wench Simona Halep be spared from walkin' the plank with her doping suspension cut short! Despite missin' more time than a sailor lost at sea, she swears by the Jolly Roger that she be as pure as a mermaid's tear! Arrr!
March 6, 2024, 11:13 am
Arrr mateys, the old sea dog Nick Saban be hangin' up his hat as head football coach o' the Crimson Tide! After plunderin' the seas o' college football fer many a year, he be settin' sail fer retirement. Fair winds and followin' seas, Captain Saban!
March 6, 2024, 10:18 am
Arrr, me hearties! San Francisco's own Deebo Samuel be tellin' tales of his misfortune in two Super Bowl battles against them Kansas City Chiefs. Aye, seems the football gods be playin' tricks on him, but fear not, for the 49ers be set for revenge! Arrr!
March 6, 2024, 8:43 am
Avast ye mateys! Jason Kelce be retiring from the NFL and givin' a speech honorin' his fair maiden, Kylie. Let's cast our spyglass back on their love story and cheer for the dashing Philadelphia Eagle as he sets sail for new adventures on land! Arrr!
March 6, 2024, 5:24 am
In all his plunderin' and pillagin', Jason Kelce stuck like a barnacle to Joseph O'Pella, the healer of the Philadelphia Eagles. When the scurvy dog missed his last battle due to the cursed cancer, Kelce made amends like a true buccaneer. Aye, a heart of gold beneath that swashbucklin' exterior!
March 6, 2024, 5:21 am
Arrr mateys! The wench Paige Spiranac, with her vast crew of social media scallywags, be dishin' out tips to ye landlubbers on how to sharpen yer swing on the fairway. Listen well, lest ye be walkin' the plank of poor play!
March 6, 2024, 5:15 am
Arrr mateys, 'tis be known that Paul Heyman be joinin' the ranks of the WWE Hall of Fame! He be spillin' the beans on how he's managed to keep his grip on the company's treasure for many a year. Aye, the man be a crafty one indeed!
March 6, 2024, 3:30 am
Avast ye hearties! The lasses' college hoops season be done, but fear not, for Caitlin Clark be still tearin' it up for the Iowa Hawkeyes! Aye, her legend be far from over, so batten down the hatches and prepare for more swashbucklin' action on the court! Arrr!
March 5, 2024, 5:11 pm
Arrr mateys, the Seattle Seahawk scallywags be givin' up their precious booty for Jamal Adams, makin' him the richest safety to ever walk the plank in the NFL waters. But now he be sailin' the free agent seas lookin' for a new ship to board. Aye!
March 5, 2024, 3:36 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round and listen up! I have the scoop on which scallywags in the NFL have been marked with the franchise tag by their shipmates for the upcoming league year in 2024. Prepare to set sail on the high seas of football news!
March 5, 2024, 3:33 pm
Avast ye mates! The scurvy Boston Red Sox be cursed with ill tidings! Lucas Giolito, the swashbuckling lad set to lead us into battle on Opening Day, may be out for the entire 2024 campaign with a torn UCL. Arrr, it be a blow to our playoff hopes!
March 5, 2024, 3:25 pm
Arrr, me hearties! It seems young Ben Simmons be cursed with a plague of injuries since joinin' the Nets in '22. But fear not, for his trusty agent be takin' the blame for his absence. Aye, 'tis a rough sea they be sailin'!
March 5, 2024, 11:19 am
Arrr mateys! The scallywags at LIV Golf be tellin' us swashbucklers that they've decided to pull their sails on seekin' world ranking accreditation. Looks like we'll be sailin' without a compass on this wild golfing adventure! Aye, me hearties!
March 5, 2024, 10:52 am
Arrr! Ye be hearing that Sam Kerr, a fearsome lass from Chelsea and Australia's crew, be in a spot of trouble for a clash with a copper. Aye, the charge be for racially aggravated harassin'. This be a tale that'll be told around the tavern for many a moon!
March 5, 2024, 9:41 am
Arrr, me hearties! The tale be told of the Iowa Hawkeyes lass, Caitlin Clark, who be breakin' records like a true swashbuckler against Ohio State! Aye, more than 3.3 million scallywags be settin' their spyglasses on FOX Sports to witness her plunderin'!
March 5, 2024, 9:06 am
Arrr, me hearties! Did ye see Maria Sharapova struttin' about like a fine lady at a Valentino event in Paris? She looked more like a fashion queen than a tennis star, me thinks! Avast ye, me mateys, the lass be turning heads wherever she goes!