September 12, 2024, 5:05 pm
Arrr, matey! Israel be claimin’ that old school turned into a nest o’ scallywags, full o’ militants! They be droppin’ a list o’ lads they reckon be Hamas fighters, all marked for some pirate-style payback! Avast, the seas be stormy with trouble!
September 12, 2024, 4:49 pm
Arrr, matey! The good ol' U.S. be givin’ a hearty cheer for Africa’s crew to sit at the big table, but alas, no new cannonballs for vetoin'! Yet, ho! T’ain't just the captain’s say that charts the course; many a stormy sea be ahead!
September 12, 2024, 4:22 pm
Arrr, matey! An inquisitor hired by the grand antidoping crew be sayin' there be no favoritism fer the land of the dragon! Athletes be up in arms, and now the F.B.I. be sniffin' about like a hungry shark! Aye, the seas be boilin' with outrage!
September 12, 2024, 2:05 pm
Arrr, matey! Israel 'n' Hezbollah be hurlin’ cannonballs like it’s a pirate tavern brawl! After some scallywags took aim at the Golan Heights, leavin' a dozen young lubbers in the dust, Israel be raisin’ the stakes! A right ruckus, I say! Savvy?
September 12, 2024, 1:14 pm
Avast, me hearties! In the dark caves of Nenggiri Valley, them landlubbers found a treasure trove of over 70,000 curious trinkets, includin’ some ancient bones! Aye, they reckon them old skeletons be as ancient as a pirate's tale, a whopping 16,000 years old! Arrr!
September 12, 2024, 11:42 am
Arrr, matey! The corpse o' Aysenur Ezgi Eygi, a lass with two flags, be sailin' to Turkey for her send-off. But alas! Her untimely demise at the hands o' Israeli buccaneers has stirred a ruckus in both lands—like a parrot squawkin' in a tavern!
September 12, 2024, 11:31 am
Aye, matey! Fer ten long years, he plundered the treasure and sent them rascally rebels to Davy Jones’ locker. But alas! The scallywag got caught in a web of greed and found himself dans the brig, shiverin' from the ghosts of his misdeeds! Arrr!
September 12, 2024, 10:54 am
Arrr, matey! Russia and China be battlin’ like scallywags in the grandest war games since the days of the Soviets, with 90,000 swabs dancin’ about! Meanwhile, the U.S. be shoutin’ that Beijing be givin’ Moscow a hearty stash o’ war booty! Avast, what a merry ruckus!
September 12, 2024, 9:26 am
Avast ye! The fine folk o' Canada, France, Germany, Spain, and the good ol' U.S. be tossin' their mpox vaccines to the brave souls o' Africa, battlin' a pesky outbreak. Aye, a jolly good treasure to help 'em fight the scallywag disease! Savvy?
September 12, 2024, 7:54 am
Arrr, matey! Four scallywags went missin' in the wild tempest o' Mont Blanc and found themselves starin' the grim reaper in the eye! French rescue lads be confirm’n on Tuesday that the poor souls traded their climbing gear for Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, what a foolish venture, indeed!
September 12, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr! When the British crown be gettin’ riled, they be callin’ for an inquiry like a scallywag fetchin’ rum! But lo! That scheme oft leaves us in Davy Jones' locker, lettin' justice gather barnacles instead of settlin' the score swift-like!
September 12, 2024, 5:35 am
Arrr, mateys! The United Nations be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest that the jabbin' be goin' smoother than a sailor's grog, even amidst the cannon fire! But hold yer horses, for another round of poke-pokes be needed faster than ye can say “scallywag” in a fortnight!
September 12, 2024, 4:08 am
Arrr, matey! As the grand scheme be settin’ sail to choose near 7,000 judges, some scallywags be raisin’ a ruckus! But fear not, for others be hoistin’ the Jolly Roger o’ democracy, eager to cast their ballots on who’ll be swabbin’ the deck of justice!
September 12, 2024, 4:06 am
Arrr, President Biden be denyin' Ukraine the use of them fancy long-range cannonballs on the Russkies, but methinks the winds be shiftin’ in his sails! Aye, he be teeterin’ like a landlubber on a plank, ready to plunge into the fray! Savvy?
September 12, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr matey! In the midst o’ Israel’s fierce battle with them Hamas scallywags backed by Iran, Vice President Harris be catchin’ cannonballs fer suggestin’ a land fer the Palestinians. Blimey, what a tempest in a teapot!
September 11, 2024, 7:53 pm
Arrr! A fine jar from the Bronze Age be back in its rightful place at the museum, after a wee lad took a swing and turned it into more pieces than a shipwreck! That scallywag better be watchin’ where he be swingin’ his treasure chest!
September 11, 2024, 7:26 pm
Arrr! Aye, over 400 wee scallywags, suspected of bein' maltreated in them Islamic charity havens, have been saved by the brave Malaysian crew! And lo! They’ve also snagged 171 scoundrels in the process. A fine catch, if I do say so meself! Avast, justice sails the seas!
September 11, 2024, 6:55 pm
Ahoy, mateys! The notorious Captain Alberto Fujimori, who steered Peru’s ship from '90 to '00, has met Davy Jones at the ripe old age of 86. Aye, controversy be his middle name, but now he’s off to sail the eternal seas! Avast, what a life!
September 11, 2024, 5:45 pm
Arrr, matey! The ruckus in Gaza got but a whisper in the presidential parley. Let’s hoist the sails and see what Vice President Kamala Harris and the former captain, Donald Trump, be sayin’ on this fine squabble! Savvy?
September 11, 2024, 5:04 pm
Arrr, in his first grand blabberin' 'bout the demise of fair Aysenur Eygi, the captain of the land o’ stars be demandin' that Israel be held to the fire! Avast, me hearties, let’s hope they be payin’ heed or face the tempest!
September 11, 2024, 4:30 pm
Arrr! The scallywags of Canada’s Conservative crew be scheming a mutiny against Captain Trudeau’s ship, so says their fearless leader, Pierre Poilievre, on this fine Wednesday! Avast, me hearties, let the stormy seas of politics begin!
September 11, 2024, 4:27 pm
Arrr mateys! Blimey, the Danube be a thirsty lass, spillin' her secrets! From the depths, four sunken Nazi vessels o' yore be risin' near Prahovo, like ghostly galleons seekin' treasure! Avast, let’s toast to the thirsty river and her forgotten booty! Yo ho ho!
September 11, 2024, 3:54 pm
Arrr, matey! This year, the Hungarian sea dog Viktor Orban be visitin’ the old Captain Trump not once, but twice! They be chattin’ ‘bout foreign treasure maps, even at a grand NATO shindig. I reckon they be plottin’ their next great adventure on the high seas o’ politics! Yarrr!
September 11, 2024, 3:20 pm
Arrr! Just days after the fiercest tempest in Asia sent 179 souls to Davy Jones’ locker, the good folk near the Red River in Hanoi be makin' a hasty retreat, whilst the waters be risin’ and claimin' their streets like a greedy sea serpent! Avast, me hearties!
September 11, 2024, 11:33 am
Arrr, matey! At the grand hootenanny markin' 76 years o' North Korea, Cap'n Kim Jong Un declared he be settin' sail to beef up his cannonballs o' doom! Aye, 'tis a merry time for mischief on the high seas o' nuclear bravado!
September 11, 2024, 11:14 am
Arrr, matey! That Aussie breaker, once ridiculed fer her kangaroo jig at the Olympics, be now sittin' high atop the world rankings! Who’d a thunk it? Here be the tale of how she turned mockery into glory, like findin' rum in a dry dock!
September 11, 2024, 11:04 am
Arrr, matey! Secretary Blinken and his British matey, David Lammy, sailed to Kyiv, hoistin' the flag of solidarity with Ukraine, as the winds of the American election be blowin' fierce. Aye, they be lookin' to keep the ship steady whilst the storm brews!
September 11, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr, mateys! Ahmad Massoud, the captain of the Afghan Resistance, be shoutin’ to the U.S. landlubbers: “Don’t be settlin’ into yer hammocks! The specter of terrorism still lurks like a scallywag in the shadows, even after 23 years since that fateful day!” Avast, keep yer wits about ye!
September 11, 2024, 10:57 am
Arrr! It be said that Russia's hold be overflowin' with fresh cargo o' Hwasong-11 short-range cannonballs! Aye, they be readyin' fer a mischief or two, but let’s hope they don’t aim 'em at the wrong ship! Savvy?
September 11, 2024, 9:33 am
Arrr mateys! In Dresden's fair land, the landlubbers be scratchin' their heads over the Carola Bridge takin' a tumble on Wednesday! Aye, it be causin' quite the ruckus for ships and carts alike, disruptin' the flow like a rogue wave at sea! Avast, fix it they must!
September 11, 2024, 5:50 am
Arrr, matey! In Manipur, the scallywags be at each other's throats, turnin' the land into a squall o' battle! To keep the ruckus in check, the landlubbers in charge be throwin' down a curfew and shuttin' off the internet, like a true pirate's treasure map gone awry!
September 11, 2024, 5:50 am
Arrr, me hearties! In the dead of night, the Israeli crew swooped down upon the fair port of Tubas, lettin’ fly a cannonball or two! The swabs at the Health Ministry claim five souls met Davy Jones. A right ruckus, I say! Avast, what a tangled web we weave!
September 11, 2024, 5:14 am
In a land o' chaos, matey, Tehran be needin' its scallywag neighbor like a thirsty sailor craves grog! Aye, the bonds be tighter than a ship's riggin' in a storm! Arrr, let the winds o' friendship blow!
September 11, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, after a week o' scallywag huntin', the landlubbers in a Mexican port be cheerin'! The ferocious Bengal beast that slipped the zoo's noose be plundered back into captivity. Aye, no more tiger tales fer these mateys!
September 11, 2024, 4:18 am
Arrr, matey! The New York Times be chattin' with some brave souls of the Venezuela crew! They claim Edmundo Gonzáles bested ol' Nicolás Maduro in a right July ruckus! But alas, death threats chased ‘em off like scallywags, makin' 'em flee the high seas of their homeland!
September 11, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, 'tis been 23 long years since them scallywags of al Qaeda unleashed their foul mischief upon the U.S., settin' sail on the Global War on Terror! Yet, here we be, still battlin' them pesky terror threats everywhere, like huntin' sea serpents in a stormy sea!
September 10, 2024, 5:54 pm
Ahoy, matey! Gather ‘round and lend yer ear! A scallywag’s tale I have, full o’ mirth and mischief. With a parrot on me shoulder and a tankard o’ grog in hand, we be sailin’ the seas of hilarity! So hoist the sails and let the jests fly, ye salty sea dogs!
September 10, 2024, 5:04 pm
Arrr, matey! The Israeli sky pirates be droppin' massive 2,000-pound cannonballs on them scallywags of Hamas! But blow me down, the landlubbers be grumblin' 'bout causin' a ruckus in crowded ports! Avast, a right pickle they be in!
September 10, 2024, 4:54 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scurvy prosecutor, Karim Khan, be beggin’ the court to hoist its sails and decide on them warrants swift-like, for the stormy seas of Palestine be worsenin’! Aye, time be tickin’ like a cursed treasure chest!
September 10, 2024, 11:37 am
Arrr, mateys! Old Dominique Pelicot, a salty sea dog o' 71, was to spin his yarn on Tuesday 'bout invitin' a crew o' scallywags to his shipshape abode to give his fair lady, Gisèle, a right ruckus! But what ailed the ol' sea rat be a mystery, savvy?
September 10, 2024, 11:31 am
Arrr, matey! The Brotherhood be shoutin' 'gainst the Gaza fray, yet savvy folk reckon it be less weighty in the elections than the stinkin' unemployment that be plaguin' the land! Aye, a treasure of woe if ye ask me!
September 10, 2024, 11:24 am
Arrr, matey! Ukraine unleashed a mighty swarm of flying contraptions on Moscow’s fair shores, claimin' a lassie and sendin' homes to Davy Jones’ locker! Fifty ships in the sky be rerouted, all while the scallywags be watchin’ the spectacle unfold on the magic screen! Avast, what a ruckus!
September 10, 2024, 11:17 am
Avast, ye landlubbers! The good folk, already skedaddlin' from their crumblin' shanties o' bombs, be hopin' to steer clear o' the Israeli cannon fire, all in a bid to dodge the scallywags huntin' for the Hamas doggies! A right pickle, I tell ye!
September 10, 2024, 9:16 am
Arrr, in Coventry's fair land, a geography master did stumble upon a curious rock in his weeds! Lo and behold, this humble stone be not just a lump, but a treasure of ancient Irish scribbles! Yarrr, me hearty, who knew gardening could lead to such jolly discoveries!
September 10, 2024, 9:15 am
Arrr, mateys! Secretary Blinken be spillin’ the beans that Iran’s been handin’ over some missile treasure to Russia fer their scallywag ways in Ukraine! But fear not! The U.S. and its sea-farin’ allies be readyin’ a storm o’ sanctions to rain down like cannon fire! Avast!
September 10, 2024, 8:19 am
Arrr! On the fine day o' Monday, Pope Francis hoisted the holy sails in Dili, East Timor! Aye, nearly half the landlubbers showed up to partake in the sacred shindig. 'Twas a grand gathering, me hearties, as all joined in the jolly sacrament!
September 10, 2024, 5:57 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags o' Israel be claimin' they aimed their cannons at those rascally militants who be causin' a ruckus. But lo! A landlubber from Gaza says a heap o' 40 souls met Davy Jones 'cause of it. A right mess, I say!
September 10, 2024, 5:34 am
Arrr, me hearties! The landlubbers in charge be ponderin’ whether to hoist the anchor on TikTok an’ Instagram, makin’ the wee scallywags wait till they be 16 summers old! Aye, keepin’ the young’uns from their silly dances an’ wobbly selfies! What a fine jape, I say!
September 10, 2024, 5:21 am
Arrr, matey! The Russian sky sentinels be takin’ down 20 pesky drones in Moscow’s waters and nearly 150 across the seven seas! The Defense Ministry be spillin’ the beans on their fine marksmanship, savvy? A right jolly day for the air-borne buccaneers, I say!
September 10, 2024, 4:56 am
Arrr, matey! Dickson Ndiema met his fiery fate after tryin' to roast his old flame, Rebecca Cheptegei! The scallywags of the constabulary were ready to haul him off for murder, but alas, he burned his own ship before he could walk the plank! Har har har!
September 10, 2024, 1:00 am
Arrr, matey! It be said that the scallywags of Russia be mixin’ their clever contrivances of artifice with true tales, slippin’ ‘em into the sea of news like a sly sea serpent! Aye, ‘tis a ruse most amusing, foolin’ the landlubbers with a blend o’ fact and fancy!
September 9, 2024, 7:44 pm
Arrr, mateys! A grand chase be afoot fer a scallywag who dared to drench a wee babe of nine moons in fiery brew at a park in the land down under! The lawmen be hot on his tail, but this rogue be slippery as a fish! Ha-ha!
September 9, 2024, 5:31 pm
Arrr! Syria be blamin' Israel fer raisin' a ruckus 'round Masyaf, where they be cookin' up missin' and strange kaboodles! But lo! Israel be keepin' mum, as silent as a treasure map in a sea storm! Avast, the scallywags be playin’ a game of hush-hush!
September 9, 2024, 4:43 pm
Arrr, the landlubber government be vowin' to boost their patrols, claimin’ a ‘hard line’ ‘gainst those scallywag migrants! All this after some sorry souls met their doom by the cutlass of rejected asylum seekers, while the far-right be gatherin’ mates like seagulls ‘round a fish feast!
September 9, 2024, 4:10 pm
Arrr, me hearty! Be it a clever automaton or the flesh and blood of the living sea? Methinks this be a riddle fit for a bottle o' rum! Avast, let’s parley with the winds o' confusion! Yarr, what say ye?
September 9, 2024, 2:34 pm
Arrr, it be told that El Salvador's head o' the law, along with some high-falutin' mates and that scallywag banker, Manuel Coto, met their doom in a flying contraption gone awry! Crashin' like a clumsy sea dog, they be—talk about a poorly timed treasure hunt, eh?
September 9, 2024, 11:59 am
Avast, me hearties! In a moving picture, fair Catherine be sayin’ she’ll hoist the sails on her duties anew—yarrr, a fine turn indeed! But lo! A storm of questions still brews ‘bout her health and how she’s bein’ tended to, arr!
September 9, 2024, 11:43 am
Arrr, Syria be pointin’ a bony finger at Israel, claimin' they be shootin’ cannonballs at their warships! Aye, it be a right bloody mess, the deadliest skirmish in yonks! But Israel's keepin' tight-lipped like a clam, savvy?
September 9, 2024, 11:24 am
Arrr, matey! That scallywag crash be but another calamity showin’ that the cobblestones o’ Africa be fit fer Davy Jones himself! Aye, these treacherous paths be claimin’ more souls than a rum-fueled brawl in the tavern! Beware, or ye might find yerself swimmin' with the fishes!
September 9, 2024, 10:30 am
Arrr, mateys! Iran be yellin' for a "nightmare" raid on Israel over the takin’ of Haniyeh, their scallywag leader! The world be shiverin' in their boots, watchin' as Iran be stirrin’ the cauldron of their nuclear mischief! Avast, what a jolly hullabaloo we be witnessin'!
September 9, 2024, 5:49 am
Arrr, matey! Syria be pointin' the finger at Israel fer stirrin' up a tempest o' trouble like a scallywag in a hornet's nest! But Israel be keepin' mum, like a parrot wit’ its beak sealed! A right ruckus, that be! Har har har!
September 9, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr, matey! The Roman Catholic crew be a mighty force in East Timor's quest for freedom. But lo and behold! One of their swashbucklin' heroes be accused of foul deeds, stumblin' into scandal like a landlubber on a slippery deck! Avast, what a tale of shame!
September 9, 2024, 4:48 am
Arrr, matey! It seems them Montenegran scallywags be havin’ a right squabble, makin’ their quest to join the European crew all the more tangled! With pro-Russian buccaneers lurkin’, they be needin’ a good compass to steer clear of the stormy seas of politics! Aye, what a jolly mess!
September 9, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, matey! Beware the foamy bilge that swirls down the gullet o’ the drain, for it be a scourge to sea critters! Fear not, for we’ve treasures o’ tips to scrub yer rags whilst keepin’ nature shipshape! Avast, let’s be savin’ the briny deep!
September 9, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! Hezbollah be craftin' a sneaky maze of tunnels, ’pon the gold of Iran and North Korea! They be plotin’ against Israel, gainin’ favor from the good folks o’ Lebanon, makin’ ‘em the fiercest scallywags on the high seas of trouble! Aye, what a jolly ruckus!
September 8, 2024, 3:51 pm
Avast, me hearties! 'Tis the lasses of the countryside in the land o' China, battlin' like fierce swashbucklers for their rightful plots o' land! Aye, they be claimin’ their treasures whilst hoistin’ the Jolly Roger of justice! Yarrr, what a ruckus 'tis!
September 8, 2024, 1:28 pm
Arrr, mateys! After weeks of a nail-biting showdown in the Philippines, we’ve snagged a scallywag pastor, accused of captaining a nefarious crew in the dark arts of trafficking fair maidens! Aye, the seas be safer now, 'tis a jolly good haul for justice!
September 8, 2024, 12:38 pm
Arrr, in his maiden voyage as the Captain o' the land, President Trump swabbed the deck with the UN scallywags, givin' 'em a jolly good thrashin' for their anti-America shenanigans. No nonsense, just straight to the treasure, savvy?
September 8, 2024, 11:50 am
Avast, mateys! A treasure trove of skulls, plundered from the Finnish depths in the 1800s by landlubber scientists, sailed ‘cross the sea to Sweden for study. But lo! This Sunday, they found their way back to Finnish soil, like wayward pirate gold returning home! Arrr!
September 8, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr, in a land where landlubbers be spendin’ their doubloons on sun and sand, Captain Kyriakos Mitsotakis be hoistin’ the sails of tighter rules fer them tourists! Aye, even pirates know ye can’t let the rum flow too freely, lest ye end up in Davy Jones' locker!
September 8, 2024, 11:28 am
Arrr, in a parley, the ex-shipmaster of Britain prattled 'bout his fresh tome, ‘On Leadership,’ and the scallywag chaos o' U.S. politics, but when pressed 'bout that landlubber Musk's sway, he danced 'round it like a drunken sea dog! Aye, what a merry jest!
September 8, 2024, 8:09 am
Avast, me hearties! Behold the legendary Yamam, Israel's finest sea dogs o' counter-terror! With a swashbucklin' daring, they plundered the Gaza shores, rescuin' hostages faster than ye can say "shiver me timbers!" A secretive crew fightin' the scourge of terror on the high seas of the world! Arrr!
September 8, 2024, 7:19 am
Arrr, Prime Minister Netanyahu be callin' a scallywag of a terrorist a "despicable knave" fer snuffin' out three fine mates at that cursed Allenby Bridge 'twixt Jordan and the West Bank. Avast, let the seas swallow such miscreants whole!
September 8, 2024, 5:23 am
Arrr, matey! The Allenby crossing by Jericho be a raucous spot, where the air be thick with scuffles and ruckus! Aye, many a brawl have played out there, like a merry ol' sea shanty gone wrong! Keep yer eye on the horizon, lest ye find yerself in the fray!
September 8, 2024, 5:17 am
Arrr, matey! A fleet of blabberin' balloons, full o' rubbish, has drifted ashore in South Korea! The landlubbers be sayin’ they ain't no danger. Aye, just a merry mess a-floatin' by!
September 8, 2024, 4:32 am
Arrr, matey! After them Tajik scallywags laid waste in Moscow, the landlubbers be swingin' the sword at Islam's flag! Yet the wise old sea dogs say, 'tis not the root of the beast they be cuttin'! Just a merry jig on the surface, I say!
September 8, 2024, 2:29 am
Avast ye! Edmundo González, the scallywag thought to have snatched July's raucous presidential crown, now finds hisself with a bounty on his head! Aye, the law be hot on his heels, ready to drag him to the brig! What a fine mess, eh matey?
September 7, 2024, 5:25 pm
Arrr, matey! A jolly beluga, spotted near Norway in 2019 sportin' a fancy harness and camera, captured the hearts of landlubbers! Alas, last weekend, the great beast met Davy Jones. Aye, the seas be a cruel mistress! We be raisin' a tankard in his honor! 🏴☠️
September 7, 2024, 4:15 pm
Arrr! With landlubbers and officials pointin’ fingers at them Israeli sea dogs firin’ the deadly cannonballs, the kin be sayin’, “An Israeli inquiry be naught but a fish tale!” Aye, they be needin’ a proper court of the high seas for this ruckus!
September 7, 2024, 2:31 pm
Arrr! Four souls have shuffled off this mortal coil, and thousands be makin' their hasty escape, as Yagi, the fierce tempest, unleashed her wrath upon northern Vietnam, blowin' like a drunken sailor and drenchin' the land with buckets of rain! Avast, 'tis a wild ride, mateys!
September 7, 2024, 11:45 am
Avast ye! For the first time, the cap'ns of the U.S. and British spy ships be makin' a grand appearance! They be jawin' 'bout Ukraine's bold raid on Russia and the ruckus in Gaza. Aye, a right merry meetin' of secretive sea dogs, if I do say so!
September 7, 2024, 11:13 am
Arrr! A scallywag's close-fought win fer Captain Modi be doin' naught to quench the ruckus 'mong the landlubbers! Instead o' calm seas, the squabbles be stirrin' like a cauldron o' crabs! Aye, the Hindu sails still catch the wind, but the storm brews on, me hearties!
September 7, 2024, 11:05 am
Arrr, matey! Russia’s bold quest fer Pokrovsk be stuck like a barnacle on a hull, but fear not! Their scallywag forces be pressin’ onward in other corners of eastern Ukraine, and their sky cannons still rain hellfire upon the land! Avast and hoist the Jolly Roger!
September 7, 2024, 8:11 am
Arrr, me hearties! As the U.S. election storm brews, the Israelis be shakin' in their boots! What manner of scallywag will take the helm? Will they be friend or foe, or just a right merry jester? Only Davy Jones knows, savvy?
September 7, 2024, 5:33 am
Arrr, me hearties! The U.S. and European mates be shoutin' threats o' sanctions if Iran be passin' weapons to use against Ukraine! But with ol' Biden bein' as useful as a barnacle on a ship's bottom, who knows if a proper response be comin', savvy?
September 7, 2024, 5:28 am
Arrr, matey! Israel be claimin’ it fired a “fine shot” at them Hamas scallywags hidin’ in a school fort in the north. But shiver me timbers! Local healers be reportin’ a few poor souls took a trip to Davy Jones’ locker while seekin’ refuge. Avast, what a pickle!
September 7, 2024, 5:11 am
Arrr, me hearties! Ponder we the woe of the wayward sportin’ matey! Cast adrift from the realm of games, ‘tis a sorrowful soul, missin’ the thrill o’ victory and scallywag shenanigans! Aye, they be as lost as a ship without a compass!
September 7, 2024, 5:02 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags o' Ontario's treasure keepers be shoutin' warnings 'bout three cursed websites, claimin' to be credit unions! But alas, they be as powerless as a landlubber in a storm, unable to send those foul sites to Davy Jones' locker! Har har!
September 6, 2024, 5:44 pm
Arrr! A mighty raid by the Israeli sea dogs lasted a fortnight, plunderin' the occupied lands, claimin' at least 39 souls, say the landlubber officials! 'Tis the most raucous fracas in ages! Avast, the seas be runnin' red with mischief!
September 6, 2024, 4:53 pm
Arrr, her feisty quill be battlin' for the lasses, the scallywags of all sorts, and other fine causes! She be a true buccaneer of words, turnin' her land into the fanciest of progressive ports in all the European seas! Shiver me timbers, what a gal!
September 6, 2024, 4:32 pm
Arrr, matey! The mighty tempest Yagi be crashin' upon the shores of Hainan like a drunken sailor! This fearsome squall be settin' its sights on Vietnam come Saturday, ready to plunder the calm. Batten down the hatches, or ye might be swimmin' with the fishies!
September 6, 2024, 3:18 pm
Arrr, matey! Prime Minister Netanyahu be sayin’ that linin’ up the Philadelphi Corridor be more than guardin’ the treasure; it’s to keep them scallywags of Hamas from pilferin’ Israeli hostages and sailin’ 'em off to the land o’ Iran! Avast, what a ruckus!
September 6, 2024, 2:49 pm
Arrr, on Thursday, the scallywags o' South Korea be callin' out the North for sendin' a fleet o' rubbish balloons across the briny deep! A right merry game o' tossin' trash, it be! Aye, the seas be rough, but the nonsense be plenty!
September 6, 2024, 12:25 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The great Māori king, Tūheitia Pōtatau Te Wherowhero VII, has sailed to Davy Jones' locker at 69 years! Now, his lass, Ngā wai hono i te po, 27, takes the crown—makin' her the second lass to rule! May the seas be ever in her favor!
September 6, 2024, 11:41 am
Arrr, matey! This land’s a right ruckus, with scallywags wagin' war ‘gainst each other. Civvies be meetin’ a grim fate—killin’, ravagin’, and all manner o’ torment, even the wee ones! Aye, it’s stirrin’ up trouble ‘mongst the neighbors, like a cannonball in a fish barrel!
September 6, 2024, 11:30 am
Arrr, matey! The jolly pastime o' the world be twisted by that scallywag called social media! Aye, it be a fine treasure, but beware! One wrong turn, and ye may find yerself walkin' the plank of folly! Har har!
September 6, 2024, 11:07 am
Arrr, me hearties! A fiery blaze in a Kenyan school dorm be sendin’ 17 souls to Davy Jones' locker, with 13 more singed like a burnt biscuit! The coppers be scratchin' their noggins, wonderin' how it all came to pass, fearin' the count may yet climb higher!
September 6, 2024, 9:55 am
Arrr, matey! A scallywag from the American crew has shuffled off this mortal coil during a ruckus in the West Bank! The State Department be aware of this sad tale of Aysenur Ezgi Eygi, but they be keepin’ their lips sealed tighter than a treasure chest! Savvy?
September 6, 2024, 9:06 am
Arrr, matey! Milestii Mici be the grandest hoardin' of vino in all the seven seas! 'Tis a labyrinth o' tunnels, each named for the fine grog they keep below the earth. Aye, a true treasure for any swashbucklin' soul with a taste for the grape!
September 6, 2024, 7:28 am
Avast ye! A fresh Ph.D. lass took to the earth in a forest older than a sea dog’s tales—53 million years, mind ye! She unearthed peculiar plant bones, discoverin’ new species, as if Mother Nature be collectin’ rare treasures fer her own curious chest! Arrr!
September 6, 2024, 5:44 am
Arrr, the good folk be countin' the spoils of mayhem from a ten-day siege, aye! 'Twas a right deadly affair, the likes o' which haven’t been seen in many a moon in the West Bank's cursed lands. Aye, what a ruckus, matey!
September 6, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr, the emirate be usin’ its sway with them scallywags of Hamas to call for a peace parley with Israel! But as one wise matey quoth, “The final say be with the ruffians swingin’ swords on the field, aye!”
September 6, 2024, 4:27 am
Arrr, President Ruto be callin' the tidin's “devastatin’!” A fiery inferno be raisin’ the alarm ‘bout the safety o’ our fine Kenyan schoolhouses. Avast ye! Let’s hope the young scallywags stay clear o' the flames, or else we’ll be needin’ a fleet o’ fire extinguishers!
September 6, 2024, 4:09 am
Arrr, matey! Other scallywags hand themselves an A for tryin’ after takin’ on the Dutch wenches in wheelchairs, who be as fearsome as a kraken at the Paris Games! Gold be their treasure, and we be just swabbin’ the deck! Har har!
September 6, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! The U.S., U.K., and a scallywag crew o' nations joined forces to scare off them pesky Houthis from plundering our ships in the Red Sea. But lo and behold, 'tis been nearly a year and they're still at it, like a dog on a bone!
September 5, 2024, 6:16 pm
Arrr, a French lass, brave as a sea dog, be spillin' her tale o' woe in court! For near a decade, she’s danced with scallywags, claimin' they’ve drugged and assaulted her! A right pickle, that be! Let’s hope she finds fair winds in her sails!
September 5, 2024, 5:56 pm
Arrr, matey! These fine havens be battlin' the foul winds of climate change and savin’ Mother Nature from Davy Jones' locker! But alas, their efforts to keep critters cozy be as patchy as a ship's old sail! Aye, we need a jolly good fixin’!
September 5, 2024, 5:35 pm
Avast, me hearties! On Thursday, while the good folk of southern Gaza were gettin' their jabs, a cannonball flew, claimin' four souls right where the needles had just danced! Talk about a rough sea of misfortune, eh? Aye, it be a curious twist of fate!
September 5, 2024, 5:07 pm
Arrr, matey! Gisèle Pelicot be spin’ a yarn o’ horror, claimin' the scallywags in blue be sayin’ her matey had her under a foul spell for years, lettin' raucous blokes aboard to join in the wickedness! Aye, ’tis a tale fit for a cursed sea shanty!
September 5, 2024, 12:48 pm
Ahoy, matey! While Niagara Falls be the grand jewel o' Canada, there be treasure troves o’ sights ‘n adventures awaitin’ ye! So hoist the sails for an unforgettable voyage, fer the land o' maple and moose be full o’ merriment and mischief! Arrr!
September 5, 2024, 12:10 pm
Arrr, matey! The German sea dogs took aim and sent a scallywag to Davy Jones’ locker! This rascal, thinkin' to strike at the Israeli treasure chest in Munich, met his fate on a fine Thursday! Avast, no more plottin' for ye!
September 5, 2024, 11:53 am
Arrr, the Russian captain be laughin' at Ukraine's bold raid on Kursk! He claims those scallywags be makin' a blunder, thinkin' they could sway the mighty Moscow from plunderin' the Donbas! Aye, what a jolly jest on the high seas of war!
September 5, 2024, 11:51 am
Arrr, matey! The good ol’ United States be lendin’ a hand to Kenya’s crew, sendin’ a band o’ brave souls to aid the Haitian lawmen in their scuffle against rascally gangs! 'Tis a merry alliance on the high seas of law 'n order, aye!
September 5, 2024, 11:44 am
Arrr! A band o’ U.N. scallywags be diggin’ up the bones o’ the fallen for years, but now the landlubber Iraqi captain be givin’ ‘em the boot! Aye, many a grave still waits fer a good rummagin’! What a treasure hunt gone awry, I say!
September 5, 2024, 10:47 am
Avast ye hearties! The Crown's mighty Prosecution Service be throwin' in the towel on the case o' that scallywag Harvey Weinstein, once a flashy producer in Tinseltown. Aye, 'tis a merry jest, for even the law be takin' a break from the high seas of justice! Arrr!
September 5, 2024, 10:33 am
Arrr! Captain Putin be castin' his lot with the fair Vice President Harris in the grand race for the throne, sayin' that ol' Trump be as fickle as the sea! A fine choice, methinks, for even the blackest of flags can’t hide a scallywag’s nature! Avast!
September 5, 2024, 8:31 am
Arrr, matey! This week, Captain Netanyahu be spoutin’ to the landlubbers o’ the press 'bout his stubborn hold on the Philadelphi Corridor, even in a truce! Aye, he be clutchin' it tighter than a pirate's grip on his booty! Savvy?
September 5, 2024, 7:50 am
Arrr, four scallywags met their fate when the grand Bayesian ship went belly up near Sicily! Trapped like sardines in a tin, they ran outta breath 'fore they could say, "Shiver me timbers!" Local tales be sayin’ they were more fish than men in the end!
September 5, 2024, 5:58 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags in charge be pointin’ their fingers at fair Alice Guo, claimin’ she’s a right wench for them nefarious buccaneers o’ the internet, swindlin’ good folk and shanghaein’ souls! And they be wonderin’ if she hails from the far-off shores of China! Har har!
September 5, 2024, 5:42 am
Arrr, matey! As the first round o’ jabs wrapped up, a cannonball plundered a hospital yard in Gaza, where landlubbers were seekin' cover, so says the gossip o' the Palestinian sea! Avast, 'tis a right ruckus!
September 5, 2024, 5:41 am
Arrr, matey! At the Paris Games, the repair scallywags be mendin' all manner o' cursed contraptions! From crooked chariots for the land-lubbers to shattered spyglasses for the sun-bright sea dogs, they be fixin’ it all! Aye, what a hoot!
September 5, 2024, 5:34 am
Arrr, fer many a lass o' the trans seas, the Catholic Church be a cozy cove, and Pope Francis be a jolly captain! Aye, 'tis a fine irony, seekin' refuge in the holy hull while sailin' the stormy waters of society! Har har!
September 4, 2024, 7:57 pm
Arrr, matey! Two sky pirates o' the U.S. Air Force be flyin' their metal birds in the frosty lands of Finland! One brave soul dared to land upon a roadway, claimin’ they can take to the skies from any ol' patch o' ground. Avast, what a merry sight!
September 4, 2024, 6:42 pm
Avast, me hearties! A new ship of wayward souls be sighted in the treacherous English Channel, just a day after a dozen poor scallywags met Davy Jones ‘neath the waves! Seems the sea be holdin' more mischief than a barrel o' rum on a stormy night! Arrr!
September 4, 2024, 5:51 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The landlubber scallywags of the U.S. Army be spyin’ into the curious fate of a sailor who shuffled off his mortal coil whilst a-guardin’ Camp Kościuszko in the Polish port of Poznan. Methinks he be findin’ Davy Jones’ locker a tad too early!
September 4, 2024, 4:22 pm
Avast, mateys! After many a moon of bureaucratic blunders, Grenfell Tower be a cursed ship of doom! A report, fresh off the presses, declares it a right death trap, fit for no sailor, but a scallywag’s folly! Arrr, 'tis a tale of woe for all landlubbers!
September 4, 2024, 11:37 am
Arrr, three years into the captain's reign, they’ve penned down their scallywag rules tighter than a ship's hold! Now, 'tis illegal fer lasses to raise their voices in the public square. Blimey, what a jolly mess; even a parrot’d be silenced!
September 4, 2024, 11:35 am
Arrr, matey! Just a day after a fearsome blow to the east, those rascally Russians went plunderin’ again, layin’ siege to a heap of cities! Aye, the Ukrainians be spittin’ mad over it—like a parrot with a sore throat! Avast, the seas be churning with mischief!
September 4, 2024, 5:54 am
Arrr, President Zelensky be readyin' to shake up his crew like a stormy sea since them scallywags from Moscow raided in 2022! Meanwhile, brave souls be diggin' through the wreckage o' a nasty blow in eastern Ukraine, as them pesky Russians be strikin' anew! Avast, what a hullabaloo!
September 4, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr, me hearties! A tale spun from a 1999 sky plunderin' sparked a tempest on the social seas! Critics be shoutin' that the scallywags of the skies be miscast as Hindus, when they be more like rum-soaked scallywags! Avast, TV, ye've set sail into stormy waters!
September 4, 2024, 5:32 am
Arrr, a fair lass from the South Seas, with roots in Nigeria, be walkin' the plank o' beauty! But lo! Her charms stirred a storm o' grumpy sea-dogs, spoutin' anti-immigrant ruckus. So, she dropped anchor and sailed away from the pageant seas—better luck on another voyage, me heartie!
September 4, 2024, 5:32 am
Arrr, matey! A scallywag report be layin' blame fer Britain’s fiercest fire since the great war, sayin’ greedy miscreants cut corners and sold shoddy ships! The inferno claimed 72 souls! Aye, ‘tis a tale of treasure lost and pirate shenanigans gone awry!
September 4, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! Israel be holdin' fast to its course, ne'er lettin' Hamas hoist the black flag again in Gaza! Even with Biden’s blusterin’ fer a hostage deal, they ain't about to be throwin' away their hard-won treasure! Aye, stubborn as a barnacle on a ship's hull, they be!
September 3, 2024, 8:59 pm
Arrr, matey! It be said that ol' Kim Jong Un be sendin' 30 scallywags to Davy Jones' locker after the summer storms left a mess in his treasure hoard. Aye, it seems even the fiercest captain can't handle a watery fate!
September 3, 2024, 5:51 pm
Yarr matey! The scallywags be plunderin’ more ‘n more, sayin' the land of Iraq be shakin’ with mischief whilst the Yanks be haggling over how to stow away their cannon fire! A right jolly mess, it be! Arrr!
September 3, 2024, 5:40 pm
Arrr, matey! The fine folk be still plunderin’ for survivors after those scallywag missiles struck a Ukrainian port city on Tuesday! Aye, the ruckus be part of a years-long hullabaloo that be makin’ Davy Jones himself chuckle! Avast, war be a right troublesome treasure hunt!
September 3, 2024, 5:18 pm
Arrr! In ruckus and row, many a landlubber in Israel be demandin' their captain, Netanyahu, to set the hostages free before sinkin' the Hamas scallywags! But lo and behold, he be stickin' to his guns 'n' sailin' a course of his own! Avast, what a merry mess!
September 3, 2024, 4:34 pm
Arrr! On the mornin' tide, U.S. sea dogs did brandish the law against that scallywag Yahya Sinwar and his merry band of ruffians for their dastardly deeds on the seventh day of October, two-thousand and twenty-three! A right bloody mess, it be!
September 3, 2024, 3:40 pm
Arrr, matey! The Pacific be the grandest and deepest of the watery realms, stretchin' 'bout 63 million square miles! Aye, her age be as ancient as a shipwrecked sailor's tale. So hoist yer grog and salute the oldest of the sea's great basins!
September 3, 2024, 11:59 am
Arrr, they be sayin' the cap'n of Ukrenergo be a scallywag for not bolstin' the energy fortress! Now, with them pesky Russians rainin’ down cannonballs, the lights be flickerin’ like a drunken sailor on shore leave! How’s a pirate to find his rum in the dark, eh?
September 3, 2024, 11:21 am
Arrr, me hearties! Them Ukrainian scalawags be all in a tizzy over that Russian buccaneer's jaunt, swearin' they’ll make Mongolia pay the price! Aye, consequences be comin’, like a stormy sea after a raucous rum feast! Avast, watch yer backs, ye landlubbers!
September 3, 2024, 11:15 am
Arrr, mateys! This week, that scallywag Putin docked in Mongolia, all swaggerin' and grinnin', even with a bounty on his head from the ICC! Aye, talk about a pirate's luck—sailin' 'round with a warrant as his parley flag! What a jolly jape!
September 3, 2024, 11:03 am
Arrr, matey! Two cannonballs of destruction struck a school o’ learnin’ and a healers’ den in Poltava, Ukraine, as the crafty Captain Zelensky be reportin’! A right ruckus, I say! What kind o’ scallywag brings such mischief to the land o' knowledge and care? Blimey!
September 3, 2024, 10:03 am
Arrr! The brave U.S. crew and their merry mates in Syria snagged a swab of ISIS, a scallywag who helped his mates skedaddle from the brig! Aye, that scurvy lot be tryin’ to rise from the depths like a ghost ship, but we’ll be sendin’ ‘em back to Davy Jones!
September 3, 2024, 8:02 am
Ahoy, me hearties! A band o' brave souls be risin' to save the poor souls, for ten hearty migrants met Davy Jones when their ship took a tumble ‘cross the Channel from France to Britain, so says the gossip from La Voix du Nord! Avast, what a scallywag of a journey!
September 3, 2024, 5:37 am
Arrr, ye landlubbers! Turkish scallywags nabbed a crew of 15 rogues, they did! But fret not, for the two brave sailors have sailed back to their trusty vessel, safe as a treasure chest! Yarr, U.S. mates be confirm'n this merry tale!
September 3, 2024, 5:19 am
Arrr, matey! In ruckus and uproar, the Israeli crew be callin' on their captain to free the poor hostages 'fore battlin' the scallywags of Hamas. But lo! Prime Minister Netanyahu, stubborn as a barnacle, be stickin' to his foolish course! Avast, what a pickle!
September 3, 2024, 5:19 am
Arrr, matey! Over 60 scallywags still breathin' and about 35 more pushin' up daisies since the fateful day of Oct. 7, still trapped in Gaza, say the landlubbers in Israel! A right pickle, I tell ye!
September 3, 2024, 3:46 am
Arrr, matey! This here union, older than the sands of time and the founding of Israel, spun a mighty hullabaloo last year, makin' Prime Minister Netanyahu scuttle his grand scheme to tinker with the court! Aye, the pirates of justice be a fearsome lot!
September 2, 2024, 6:25 pm
Arrr, matey! On the morn of the week, them scallywags in Venezuela be huntin' for a warrant to haul in Edmundo González! Aye, this be happenin' more than a month after that ol' sea dog Maduro claimed his treasure of an election victory! What a jolly jest!
September 2, 2024, 5:49 pm
Avast, matey! Two fine lads from the USS Wasp found themselves in a scuffle with a raucous band of nationalist sea pups in Turkey! A dozen and three miscreants were nabbed quicker than ye can say “shiver me timbers!” Talk about a jolly good ruckus on the high seas! Arrr!
September 2, 2024, 5:25 pm
Arrr, matey! This 11-day jaunt be a clear sign that Francis be not one to dawdle! With 'bout 45 hours of sky sailing and parleyin' in sun-soaked lands, he sails on, plunderin' time like a true scallywag! Avast, me hearties, the adventure be just beginnin'!
September 2, 2024, 5:17 pm
Arrr, me hearties! In his first gatherin’ since six poor souls took the eternal dive, Captain Netanyahu be standin’ firm like a barnacle on a hull, refusin’ to yeild on his terms for peace in that scallywag-infested Gaza! Aye, the seas be rough, but he ain't budgin'!
September 2, 2024, 4:22 pm
Arrr, matey! Europe be swarmin’ with landlubbers and ruffians alike, havin’ a grand ol’ time! From Rome to Paris, the crowds be thicker than a barrel of rum! It be a right ruckus, I tell ye! Avast! Let’s find a quieter cove for our merry mischief!
September 2, 2024, 1:43 pm
Arrr, matey! British swab David Lammy be sayin’ they be halting some cannon sales to that Israel crew, fearin’ they might use ‘em to break the pirate code of niceties! Aye, let’s not have any scallywags makin’ a mess o’ that, savvy?
September 2, 2024, 12:19 pm
Arrr, matey! The United States be snatchin' a fine vessel, owned by that scallywag Maduro of Venezuela, right in the Dominican isle! They hoisted the sails and set course for Florida on Monday! What a jolly bit of piratical mischief, eh?
September 2, 2024, 11:48 am
Arrr, matey! Britain’s chief talkin’ parrot, David Lammy, be squawkin’ ’bout a right danger that some cannons might be unleashed to break the pirate’s code of good ol’ humanitarian law! Shiver me timbers, let’s hope they don’t take the plunderin’ too far, eh?
September 2, 2024, 11:33 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! Those Hamas knaves be plottin' in the murky depths for many a moon, buildin' blast doors like treasure chests to guard against them Israeli cannons! Aye, they be preparin' for a ruckus below, but I wager they’ve got more holes than a sunken ship!
September 2, 2024, 11:22 am
Arrr, the cap’n be tellin’ the scallywags o’ the press that after a pow-wow in the grand ol’ White House, he’ll spill the beans! Aye, keep yer ears perked and yer grog handy for more tall tales to be told later!
September 2, 2024, 5:55 am
Arrr, matey! A ruckus erupted 'cross the land, with scallywags raisin' a ruckus over six poor souls lost in Gaza's treacherous waters. On Sunday night, a fleet o' thousands cried out, "Strike a truce, ye salty dogs! Let’s parley with them scallywags of Hamas!" Avast! What a hullabaloo!
September 2, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr, a scallywag be accused of spiking his lass's grog and callin' forth a crew o’ rogues to plunder her virtue fer near a decade! The hullabaloo from this foul tale be settin' the whole land a-quakin' like a ship in a storm, savvy?
September 2, 2024, 5:09 am
Arrr, matey! This 11-day jaunt be a grand tale of Francis, not one to slacken his sails! Aye, it be takin' 45 hours of sky-flyin' and chattin' in the balmy tropics. He be busier than a parrot on a treasure map, I tell ye!
September 2, 2024, 4:05 am
Arrr, the scallywags o’ Hamas be schemin’ fer years in the murky depths! They be hidin’ behind blast doors like timid sea cucumbers, tryin' to dodge them Israeli cannonballs! Aye, even pirates know ye can’t win a battle hidin’ in a hole, savvy?
September 1, 2024, 8:50 pm
Arrr, matey! Lo and behold, a clip be catchin’ our noble leader, Trudeau, chattin’ with a grumpy steelworker! The lad be spoutin’ woes o’ high taxes and foul policies! A right merry display o’ discontent on the high seas of politics! Avast, what a hullabaloo!
September 1, 2024, 5:51 pm
Arrr! News be flyin’ ‘round like a cannonball, matey! Cities be stirrin’ like a pot o’ grog after the Israeli sea dogs claimed they found the poor souls of six hostages, all silenced in Gaza. A ruckus, I tell ye, fit to make Davy Jones himself chuckle!
September 1, 2024, 5:48 pm
Arrr, matey! The Alternative for Germany scallywags be chartin' a course to plunder victory in Thuringia! Aye, ‘tis a troublesome omen for the good ship German democracy, as the crew be raisin’ their jolly roger high! Avast, what becometh of our fair seas?
September 1, 2024, 3:02 pm
Arrr, matey! While the brave lads of Israel be fightin’ for the freedom of six poor souls, Hamas be makin’ a right mess, sendin' them to Davy Jones' locker! Aye, even an American among ‘em, taken during that bloody Oct. 7 scallywag spree! What a pirate's tale that be!
September 1, 2024, 1:15 pm
Arrr, me hearties! It be said that the landlubbers of Germany be rallyin' 'round the conservative crew this weekend, what with all the grumblin' 'bout them foreign scallywags. Aye, looks like the tides be turnin' against the newcomers, savvy? Prepare for a raucous vote, ye scurvy dogs!
September 1, 2024, 11:48 am
Arrr, matey! One of the poor souls held captive be a scallywag known as Hersh Goldberg-Polin, a landlubber from the good ol' colonies! Aye, an American citizen, caught in a pickle and wishin’ he were swabbin’ the decks instead!
September 1, 2024, 11:13 am
Arrr, ‘tis a sorry tale! A good quarter o' the landlubbers in Maracaibo be hoistin’ their sails and settin’ off, and I reckon more scallywags be itchin’ to join ‘em soon! A ghost town soon, I say! Yarr, may the wind be ever in their favor!
September 1, 2024, 11:12 am
"Arrr, me hearties! One poor soul, Hersh Goldberg-Polin, be a scallywag with two flags flyin' – an Israeli and an American! A right fancy lad caught ‘twixt the seas of two nations, I say! Blimey, what a pickle!"
September 1, 2024, 10:10 am
Arrr, matey! In the land of icy seas, a ruckus brews! Two scallywags in the Duma be hatching a scheme to shiver the timbers of circus beasts! No more critters dancin’ for gold, lest they face the plank! A jolly jest for animal-loving buccaneers, aye!
September 1, 2024, 7:06 am
Arrr, Prime Minister Netanyahu be spoutin' fierce words, claimin' Hamas will be in the briny deep for their misdeeds! Six poor souls found in Davy Jones' locker, and he’s settin' sail for revenge! Avast, me hearties, let the treasure of justice flow!
September 1, 2024, 5:56 am
Arrr, matey! One of the captive scallywags, Hersh Goldberg-Polin, be a Yank! The landlubbers be pointin' their cutlasses at Captain Netanyahu, claimin' he’s sinkin' the peace ship fer the hostages’ freedom. Blimey, what a ruckus on the high seas of diplomacy!
September 1, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr matey! The rum-soaked scribes of Russia be blabberin’ about fiery blasts and ruckus from sky-borne scallywags! Their oil treasure in Moscow be aflame, and the power house in Tver be shakin’ like a landlubber! Har har! The drones be makin' quite the ruckus, aye!
September 1, 2024, 5:20 am
Arrr, matey! Israel and Hamas be settin' aside their cannon fire to jab 640,000 wee scallywags in Gaza with the cure! A mighty task fer the healers, swimmin' through chaos like a fish in a barrel. Avast, may the treasure of health be found!
September 1, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! After the Yanks sailed away from the sands of Afghan, the cunning Iranians be cozyin’ up to the Taliban and al Qaeda, a rascally plot to unite all them scallywag terrorists in the Arab seas, makin’ em a right troublesome crew for the US!
September 1, 2024, 1:00 am
Arrr, matey! The deeper we dive into this sorcery called artificial intelligence, the more mischief the scallywags can brew! It be stretchin' the sails of our lawmen, makin' their jobs as tough as keepin' a barrel of rum from spillin'! Aye, the seas be gettin' choppy!
August 31, 2024, 8:32 pm
Arrr, me hearties! In the last day’s tide, our brave sea dogs sent a pesky Houthi flying contraption and a scallywag ship to Davy Jones’ locker in Yemen! A fine day for plunderin’ the skies and seas, aye!
August 31, 2024, 5:29 pm
Arrr, me hearties! That blasted tempest be still throwin' down sheets o' rain and howlin' winds! Six scallywags have met Davy Jones, over a hundred be bruised, and the landlubbers be scamperin' for the hills! A fine mess, I say! Avast, batten down the hatches!
August 31, 2024, 4:58 pm
Arrr, the Israeli seadogs be askin' the landlubbers to keep their guesses to themselves, but methinks the folk be reckonin' it’s about lost souls. Aye, the chatter grew louder fer a truce and a deal to set the captives free! Avast, what a hullabaloo!
August 31, 2024, 4:07 pm
Ahoy mateys! In the wilds of the Czech Republic, a fearsome WWII cannonball was found! Experts, savvy as a parrot, chose to blow it sky-high at a chemical lair. Aye, they sent it to Davy Jones' locker with a controlled kaboom! Avast, what a blast!
August 31, 2024, 3:38 pm
“Arrr, I be wantin’ those two scallywags to stay hitched, aye!” belched Mayor Anne Hidalgo o’ Paris in a chat with the ink-slinger. “Nothin’ like a fine pair o' landlubbers swappin’ grog and love on the high seas o’ matrimony!”
August 31, 2024, 3:22 pm
Arrr, for ages, the fine sport be crafted from the sturdy ash of Ireland’s woodlands! But alas, a blight be afoot, ravagin' our trees! Now we pirates be swappin’ our wooden sticks for whatever fancy materials we can scrounge up. Avast, me hearties, the game be changin’!
August 31, 2024, 12:46 pm
Arrr, matey! Only them landlubbers who signed the Rome Statute be under the watchful eye of the International Criminal Court, keepin' the likes of ol' Putin from sailin' too far afield! Aye, he be landlocked like a fish outta water!
August 31, 2024, 12:11 pm
Arrr! The scallywags at the World Health Organization be chartin’ a course to jab 640,000 wee landlubber Palestinian sprats against the dreaded polio! Aye, after 25 long years, the fiend’s reared its ugly head in Gaza! Avast, let’s keep those young buccaneers healthy!
August 31, 2024, 11:40 am
Arrr, me hearties! To tackle the foul winds of falsehoods, Brazil’s mighty captain of the court granted one judge the power to scour the digital seas! But lo! After he sank X, the crew be ponderin' if that be a wise course or just a barnacle on a ship!
August 31, 2024, 10:29 am
In the Nur Shams stretch o’ Tulkarm, them Israeli land-shredders be gnawin’ on the roads like a hungry sea dog! Many a home be parched and cut off from the world. A family be weepin’ for a kin lost to the brutal raid; a right sorrowful tale, it be!
August 31, 2024, 9:57 am
Avast ye! In a twist o' fate, two high-ranking sea dogs o' the U.S. Navy be sayin' that the F-16's plummet be likely not the work o' matey cannons! Aye, it be a right merry mix-up, for it seems the sky be more treacherous than a scallywag's heart!
August 31, 2024, 9:28 am
Arrr! The scallywag Osiel Cárdenas Guillén, once the grand captain of the Gulf cartel, now finds himself in the clutches of ICE, locked up in a landlubber's prison in Indiana! Word on the high seas be he might be sailin’ back to Mexico soon. Yo ho ho!
August 31, 2024, 9:17 am
Arrr, mateys! This week, the ex-captain Trump be chattin' at a Pennsylvania shindig 'bout his chummy ties with that scallywag Kim Jong Un, claimin' that bein' pals be a right jolly treasure! Aye, who knew makin' friends with a landlubber could be such a fine catch!
August 31, 2024, 5:55 am
Arrr, matey! The sacred rule o' keepin' greenhorns outta the fray be sinkin' faster than a leaky ship! Seems the Russkies be runnin' low on hearty souls in Kursk, and even the landlubbers be needin' to take up arms! Avast, what a sight to behold!
August 31, 2024, 5:27 am
Arrr, in the Nur Shams cove by Tulkarm, them Israeli sea monsters be munchin' on the roads like it be a fine feast! Now, many a landlubber's abode be dry as a fish outta water. Blimey, where's a pirate to find his grog now?
August 31, 2024, 5:14 am
Arrr matey! Songs be the treasure maps of yer life, chartin’ the waters of time! They be keepin’ each voyage distinct, lest ye end up lost in a sea o’ indistinct days, floatin’ aimlessly like a barnacle on a ship’s hull! Sing loud, or be walkin' the plank!
August 31, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, since the Yanks skedaddled from Afghanistan’s shores, the National Resistance Front be raisin’ their colors against the scallywags of the Taliban. But, alas, they be flounderin’ like a fish outta water, tryin’ to catch wind in their sails!
August 31, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, mateys! Danielle Smith, the cap’n of the ship o’ governance, be tellin’ her hearty crew that the government be givin’ more power to the lawmen, them sheriffs! Aye, let’s hoist the sails and watch the lawmen strut about like peacocks on a treasure hunt!
August 30, 2024, 11:57 pm
Arrr matey! On the day of Thor's thunder, American and Iraqi scallywags teamed up to send 15 rogues of the Islamic State group to Davy Jones’ locker in the wilds of Iraq, so proclaimed the US Central Command! Avast, a fine haul indeed!
August 30, 2024, 5:00 pm
Arrr, matey! This Sunday, the Israeli sea dogs and Hamas scallywags be takin' a wee break from their ruckus, lettin’ 640,000 wee landlubber lads and lasses in Gaza get their jabs! Even pirates know when to care for the crew, eh? Aye, what a turn o' tides!
August 30, 2024, 4:55 pm
Arrr, the king, who’s ruled these seas fer 18 long years, be showered with praises by the prime minister o' New Zealand fer his steadfast loyalty to his crew! Aye, it be like a ship’s anchor—never budges, even in the fiercest squalls! Avast, a true captain o' hearts!
August 30, 2024, 11:49 am
Arrr, from this Sunday forth, the salty sea dogs of Israel and Hamas be takin' a breather in their skirmishin', lest 640,000 wee scallywags be jabbed with the poke! It be sayin’ so, those fancy U.N. sea rats! Avast, mates, let’s hope their aim be true!
August 30, 2024, 11:21 am
"Avast, me hearties! Word from yon Western landlubber be that a bit o' friendly fire may have played a role, savvy? Aye, seems even the cannons be gettin' a bit too chummy with the crew!"
August 30, 2024, 11:11 am
Arrr, Captain Andrés Manuel López Obrador be settin' sail on a grand scheme to shake up the judges, aye! His plan be far bolder than them scallywags in other lands where a few judges be elected. Blimey, he be chartin' a course for a whole new treasure map o' justice!
August 30, 2024, 9:07 am
Arrr! In the fair port o’ Frombork, a band o' treasure hunters dug up a wondrous compass, old as me grandma’s tales, reckonin' it’s kin to that scallywag Copernicus! Aye, that be a fine catch to steer a ship or chart the stars, savvy?
August 30, 2024, 5:54 am
Arrr, matey! This grand caper hinges on them wee breathers o' brawlin' in a chaotic battleground, where the law's gone belly-up! Hundreds o' thousands be huddled in makeshift cribs, lookin' for a bit o' peace 'twixt the cannon fire and rum rations! Aye, what a merry mess!
August 30, 2024, 5:22 am
Arrr, matey! After keepin’ it under me hat since 2019, the treasure map’s been unfurled! It reveals a shipload of scandalous misdeeds and foul play in the realm of Malayalam cinema. Aye, ‘tis a right ruckus o’ misconduct and gender shenanigans! Avast, what a hullabaloo!
August 30, 2024, 4:30 am
Arrr, matey! With a crew too few, and scallywags givin' the lash, the poor Muslim lads be stirrin' up a right ruckus! Corruption's the name of the game, and now it's all turned into a bloody brawl! Better keep yer cutlass sharp, lest ye find yerself in the thick of it!
August 30, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! Three long years sailin' since the Yanks hightailed it from Afghanistan, and the ruckus still be brewin'! How to best battle those pesky extremists, and what pearls of wisdom be handy for Israel’s tussle in Gaza, eh? Aye, the seas of war be murky still!
August 29, 2024, 8:55 pm
Arrr, matey! The landlubbers in Germany be sayin’ a scallywag from Syria, just 26 seas old, be the miscreant behind a deadly knife duel that sent three to Davy Jones’ locker and left eight more in a right pickle! What a jolly mess, eh?
August 29, 2024, 7:16 pm
Arrr, matey! Israeli Defense Captain Yoav Gallant be proclaimin’ on Thursday that they need to set their sights higher in this scuffle! They be wantin’ to haul back the good folk from the north to their cozy shipshape homes after bein’ shanghaied! Avast, let the homecoming begin!
August 29, 2024, 5:59 pm
Arrr, this scallywag crew set sail in Gaza back in the '80s, but alas! They be but a wee fraction o' the might o' Hamas. A pint-sized pirate crew, they be!
August 29, 2024, 5:14 pm
Arrr, the landlubbers at the Agriculture Department be callin' fer ye third-party scallywags to eye those fancy green claims, which be takin’ a right beatin’! So hoist the sails and let the truth be told, lest we be swimmin’ with the fishies in the murky waters of deceit!
August 29, 2024, 2:27 pm
Arrr, matey! The Greek landlubbers be gatherin' heaps o' stinkin' fish that washed ashore in Volos, causin' a foul stench that'd make a bilge rat faint! Even the town folk be holdin' their noses, wonderin' if Davy Jones himself sent ‘em fishy gifts!
August 29, 2024, 1:45 pm
Arrr, matey! Namibia be settin’ sail to trim the beasties by 700, with over 80 mighty elephants among ‘em! They be handin’ out the meat like it’s treasure, all while southern Africa be parched as a landlubber’s throat! Avast, what a jolly feast in a droughty sea!
August 29, 2024, 1:32 pm
Arrr mateys! 'Tis a tale of woe! An American treasure seeker met her watery grave when a Viking ship, no more than a flimsy doppelganger, flipped like a villain in a stormy squall off the shores of Norway! Aye, she’ll be sleepin’ with the fishes now!
August 29, 2024, 11:56 am
Arrr! The New York Times be settin' sail to a far-off hospital in the Congo, where wee scallywags and old sea dogs be strugglin' with the pesky mpox! Avast! It’s been dubbed a global health kerfuffle, me hearties! A right ruckus, I say!
August 29, 2024, 11:47 am
Arrr! The MV Delta Sounion be laden with a million barrels o' black gold when scallywags of the Houthi crew did strike! Now it be ablaze and adrift, a fiery menace to the briny deep! Aye, a right pickle for Mother Nature, she be!
August 29, 2024, 11:39 am
Arrr, matey! A salty sea official be spoutin’ tales of a fiery bird that met its doom, tryin’ to fend off a scurvy Russian raid in the skies! How it met Davy Jones ain't clear, but 'tis a mighty blow to Ukraine, that be true! Avast!
August 29, 2024, 8:25 am
Arrr, matey! Sultan Hassanal Bolkiah be havin' a treasure trove o' chariots fit for a king! His haul o’ shiny rides be the grandest on the seven seas, a veritable fleet o' fancy Rolls-Royces, like a ship o' gold on wheels! Avast, what a jolly sight!
August 29, 2024, 7:42 am
Arrr, matey! The IDF be shoutin’ from the crow's nest 'bout the fall of that scallywag Muhammad Jaber, or as the lads call him, "Abu Shujaa." He met Davy Jones during a West Bank raid, all in the name of counter-terr'or, savvy?
August 29, 2024, 7:36 am
Arrr, Captain Maduro be claimin' a grand victory, though the landlubbers be shoutin' foul! As tempests of protest brew, he be shovin' dissent down to Davy Jones’ locker. Meanwhile, ol' Russia be sailin' in to keep their scallywag matey on the throne. Aye, what a ruckus on the high seas!
August 29, 2024, 6:37 am
Arrr, in the icy lands of Iceland, treasure-hunters known as archaeologists be diggin' up a wee trinket from the days o' the Viking scallywags! A pint-sized plaything among a hoard o' 100 like it, makin' the past a right jolly game for landlubbers and sea dogs alike!
August 29, 2024, 5:55 am
Arrr, matey! The Israeli fleet be claimin' five scallywags met their doom in a raucous gunfight, as their grand adventure in the West Bank be sailin' into a second day of chaos. It be a right rowdy affair on the high seas of land, I tell ye!
August 29, 2024, 5:31 am
Arrr, the U.N. crew be sayin' that no scallywags in their ranks got a scratch in the shootin' at the Israeli blockade, 'twas Tuesday night! They be safer than a treasure chest locked tight, I tell ye!
August 29, 2024, 5:14 am
Arrr, the tempest be calm’n down after crashin' upon the shore, yet still be a scallywag, threatenin’ landslides and floods! Over four million lubbers be packin’ their sea chests 'n makin' haste to escape the watery wrath! Aye, what a jolly mess we be in!
August 29, 2024, 5:10 am
Arrr, Jake Sullivan be chattin' with the grand captain of China, Xi Jinping! The scallywag said the good ol' U.S. ought to sail the right course to keep them two mighty ships from clashing in the stormy seas! Aye, let’s make peace, or we be walkin' the plank!
August 28, 2024, 5:54 pm
Arrr, matey! Former Captain Trump be pointin’ his hook at Captain Biden, claimin' he be causin' all manner o' global storms. But lo! The truth be that presidents be sailin' a ship already caught in a tempest of history, not the ones settin’ the course! Har har har!
August 28, 2024, 5:30 pm
Arrr, after many moons o’ worryin’ 'bout a grander clash, Hezbollah’s wee skirmish with Israel be showin’ that Iran, like a matey, be wantin’ to keep the stormy seas calm ‘n avoid a full-blown shipwreck! Aye, savvy?
August 28, 2024, 4:43 pm
Arrr, a wee lad of the preschool crew be havin’ a jolly romp in a fancy museum, when lo! He sent a jar older than Davy Jones himself a-tumblin’ to its doom! A treasure from the Bronze Age, now but shards, all thanks to that scallywag!
August 28, 2024, 2:59 pm
Arrr! Deputy Director Cohen be sayin’ that them Russian scallywags be in fer a rough tussle, as ol’ Putin tries to snatch back the Kursk booty snatched by them Ukrainian sea dogs. It be a right ruckus, I tell ye!
August 28, 2024, 1:39 pm
Arrr, mateys! Pope Francis be blatherin' at his weekly gatherin', sayin' that landlubber governments best not let poor souls perish in the briny deep whilst seekin' a fair port in the West! Aye, give 'em a warm welcome, or ye be walkin' the plank o' compassion!
August 28, 2024, 1:32 pm
Arrr! Kunchikal Falls be the grandest waterfall in all o' India, towerin' nearly 1,500 feet high! For the finest sights, ye best set sail in the rainy season, when the waters be flowin' like a pirate's grog! Avast, prepare for a splashin' good time!
August 28, 2024, 11:52 am
Arrr, on a jaunt to the land of sauerkraut, Prime Minister Keir Starmer be swappin' sweet nothings with Chancellor Olaf Scholz. But mark me words, matey, a true reset with the European Union be needin' more than just flowery talk—actions speak louder than a cannon's roar!
August 28, 2024, 11:14 am
Arrr, me hearties! Seekin’ a fair maiden in the bustling shores of Shangha’-land! With a heart as vast as the sea and me compass all askew, I be hopin’ to find true love ‘mongst the busy folk and raucous taverns! Avast, let the treasure hunt begin!
August 28, 2024, 10:36 am
Arrr, in the great port o' Beijing, the two crews be squawkin' like scallywags! They be sayin' there's still a heap o' squabbles 'bout that pesky Taiwan, cursed tech exports, and trade tussles, matey! Aye, the seas be stormy with differences aplenty!
August 28, 2024, 8:29 am
Arrr, matey! Danny Danon, once the lofty captain of Israel's crew at the UN from 2015 to 2020, be settin' sail again in troubled waters! A fine time for a scallywag to take the helm, eh? Let’s hope he don’t steer us into the stormy seas!
August 28, 2024, 7:31 am
Arrr, on the high seas of the West Bank, the Israeli fleet sent nine scallywags to Davy Jones’ locker with a barrage of cannon fire and boots on the ground this past Wednesday! A right jolly affair, if ye be likin' a bit o’ chaos in the mornin'!
August 28, 2024, 7:12 am
Arrr, in the midst o’ a stormy political sea, Venezuela be caught between a rock and a hard place! With Captain Maduro throwin’ dissenters into the brig, it be lookin' like a jolly ol' election merry-go-round. Avast, mateys, the winds of change be blowin'!
August 28, 2024, 5:40 am
Arrr, me hearties! Israel's swashbucklin' foreign minister be squawkin' 'bout makin' the good folk in the West Bank skedaddle, as the naval crew be launchin' a grand ol' operation in those occupied waters. Batten down the hatches, it be gettin' rougher than a kraken's embrace!
August 28, 2024, 4:20 am
Arrr, matey! A band o’ orcas laid waste to a fine vessel, leavin’ its two hapless scallywags marooned! Aye, it’s the latest in a merry spree o’ attacks, rumored to be their huntin’ drills. Blimey, who knew the sea beasts be trainin’ fer dinner!
August 28, 2024, 4:16 am
Arrr, me hearties! The landlubbers be soundin’ the alarms 'bout a tempest fierce enough to send us to Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, even ol' Toyota be battenin’ down the hatches, closin’ all their shipyards on Wednesday afternoon! Brace yerselves for a wild ride, ye scallywags!
August 28, 2024, 4:07 am
Arrr, matey! A ruckus brews 'round the court, causin' landlubbers to fret 'bout the law’s fair winds in Mexico and our trade with the good ol' U.S. of A. Avast! Will this tempest leave us adrift in a sea of chaos? Aye, it be a bumbling hullabaloo!
August 27, 2024, 6:34 pm
Arrr, matey! Aye, a mighty deluge hath sank 30 souls and wrecked the abodes of 50,000 scallywags when the Arbaat Dam went plunderin’ down! That be a 25-mile beast, but it couldn’t weather the storm. Looks like Davy Jones be claimin’ his share! Har har har!
August 27, 2024, 5:59 pm
Arrr, matey! That lass with the shiny pearl in her ear be the finest treasure of Dutch scallywag Johannes Vermeer! This masterpiece be hangin' forevermore at the Mauritshuis, where landlubbers gawk at her like she be a siren callin' 'em to Davy Jones' locker!
August 27, 2024, 5:10 pm
Arrr, JD Vance, the scallywag vyin' for second-in-command, be steppin’ into the fray 'bout them Gotion rascals settlin' in Michigan fer a battery factory! Methinks he’s paddlin' in murky waters, tryin’ to keep the ship afloat amidst the stormy seas o' politics! Avast, matey!
August 27, 2024, 4:26 pm
Arrr! After them British landlubbers stumbled upon ancient Roman graves in Ashkelon, they sat like a treasure chest locked tight for near a century! But fear not, mateys! They've now been polished up, lookin' as fine as a parrot on me shoulder! Avast, what a sight to behold!
August 27, 2024, 4:21 pm
Arrr, matey! Mr. al-Qadi, a scallywag o' the Bedouin crew, was keepin' watch as an unarmed sentinel at a kibbutz near the Gaza shore when he was snatched away! His kin be dancin' with glee now that the ol' sea dog be back among 'em!
August 27, 2024, 4:00 pm
Ahoy, me hearties! A mighty old archway be found in St. George's Guildhall, King’s Lynn! Rumor has it, this grand structure be linked to that scallywag wordsmith, Shakespeare himself! Aye, the Bard’s ghost might be lingerin' 'round, scribblin’ sonnets on the sails! Arrr!
August 27, 2024, 11:58 am
Arrr, mateys! President López Obrador be stirrin' the pot with his meddlin' in the law-makers, settin' off a ruckus with the Yanks! A fine way to end his reign, I say—like a ship sailin' into a storm with no cannon ready! Avast!
August 27, 2024, 11:34 am
Arrr, the cannon fire that kicked off on Monday be more than just a ruckus, savvy? ‘Tis like a merry jig three weeks past the brave Ukrainians prancin’ into Russia’s Kursk! Aye, looks like the seas be gettin' stormy, matey!
August 27, 2024, 11:25 am
Arrr, Captain Brown be sayin' the storm o' war in the Mideast be calmin' a tad, yet the scallywags o' Israel and Iran be sharpenin' their cutlasses fer a grand brawl! Aye, they be readyin' fer a ruckus fit fer the high seas, matey!
August 27, 2024, 10:10 am
Arrr, me hearties! The gallant ships USS Theodore Roosevelt and USS Abraham Lincoln be commanded by the landlubbers at the Pentagon to keep a weather eye on the Middle East! Tensions be risin’ higher than a crow’s nest, so let’s hoist the sails and share a hearty laugh, savvy?
August 27, 2024, 8:14 am
Arrr mateys! On the day of the week known as Tuesday, the brave souls of the IDF and ISA did declare a fine piece of news! A poor soul, snatched away during the terror of Oct. 7, hath been freed after a long wait o' over 300 days! Avast, rejoice!
August 27, 2024, 5:18 am
Arrr, mateys! A wise old sea dog from the UN be sayin' they're teamin' up with the Israeli buccaneers to hoist the sails o' kindness and get the aid ship sailin' soon! Avast, let’s hope they find the treasure o’ generosity swift-like!
August 27, 2024, 4:58 am
Arrr, matey! Jake Sullivan, the wise sea dog of national security, be settin' sail to tackle the prickly matters of Taiwan and the Russkies, all while the sands o' time slip 'tween his fingers, with a new crew comin' aboard soon! Talk about a right jolly hullabaloo!
August 27, 2024, 4:28 am
Arrr, matey! Those mighty glide bombs be rainin’ down like a storm on the high seas, turnin’ towns into naught but rubble! One salty sea dog be sayin’, “When ye sail into a wrecked port, it be feelin’ like all hope’s gone to Davy Jones’ locker!” Ha-ha!
August 27, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, matey! In Brazil’s wild Pantanal, flames be dancin' like scallywags at a tavern, scorcin' the land o' rivers and swamps, a vast treasure trove twenty times the size of them Everglades! Blimey, even the fish be lookin' for a lifeboat!
August 26, 2024, 9:03 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Juan Carlos Delpino, the keeper o' the electoral treasure map, be shoutin’ on the high seas about the shady dealings and murky waters in last month’s vote! Aye, ‘tis a right jolly riggin’ o' the numbers, if ye ask me!
August 26, 2024, 8:10 pm
Arrr matey! The Taliban be scoffin' at the U.N.'s jabberin' on Monday, dismissin' their gripes 'bout new laws keepin' lasses mum and their faces under wraps! "Nay, we be the captains o' this ship!" they be sayin', with a hearty guffaw!
August 26, 2024, 4:59 pm
Arrr, matey! The capture o' Telegram's cap'n be shinin' a bright light on this here chat app, mighty as a kraken in Europe’s fiercest tussle since the Great War! Aye, who knew sendin' messages could stir such a tempest on the high seas of conflict? Ha-ha!
August 26, 2024, 4:58 pm
Arrr, matey! The Arba’at dam, she be givin’ way after the skies wept for days! Villagers met their watery doom while their homes danced a jig with the waves. A right mess, it be! Aye, nature be a fierce sea wench, takin' what she pleases!
August 26, 2024, 4:14 pm
Aye, matey! Pavel Durov, that scallywag with a rebellious spirit, conjured up a grand treasure trove o’ free speech on the seven seas of the internet! But alas, his boldness be like painting a bullseye on his back for them pesky authorities, ready to unleash a cannonball o’ trouble! Arrr!
August 26, 2024, 3:51 pm
Arrr, matey! In a parley with the U.S. sea captain of the Joint Chief, Gen. Brown, our Israel matey Gallant be shoutin' that Iran's mischief be at its peak, just a day after they tangled with the Hezbollah scallywags! Blimey, the seas be gettin' stormy!
August 26, 2024, 2:32 pm
Arrr, whilst a wee lad from West Sussex be strollin' his trusty hound, he stumbled upon treasure, a shiny gold bracelet fit for a Roman! Shiver me timbers, the lad be richer than a scallywag with a chest full o’ doubloons! Anchors aweigh, me hearties!
August 26, 2024, 1:44 pm
Arrr, matey! Them landlubbers be claimin’ Biden’s retreat from the Afghan shores be causin’ a storm! The Taliban's back, and now Russia an’ Iran be stirrin’ the pot, makin’ trouble three years after them scallywags at ISIS wreaked havoc at Abbey Gate! A right pickle, I tell ye!
August 26, 2024, 11:56 am
Arrr, matey! In a parley with The New York Times, a scallywag from the electoral council be spillin' his doubts 'bout that landlubber, Nicolás Maduro, claimin' he be the king of the seas! Aye, seems the captain's chart be all askew!
August 26, 2024, 11:51 am
Arrr, matey! On the morn of Monday, the brave rescuer scallywags hoisted their sails, thinkin’ two landlubbers were lost in Davy Jones’ locker. But lo! All hands were found, and the search be as pointless as a parrot with no squawk! Aye, the sea be kinder than we thought!
August 26, 2024, 11:49 am
Arrr, President Zelensky be raisin' his voice 'gainst a scallywag assault of 200 cannonballs and flying contraptions, lash’d from Kyiv to Odesa and beyond! The landlubbers be aim'in' for the sparkly treasure of energy, but we be fightin' back, matey! Aye, the high seas of mischief be afoot!
August 26, 2024, 10:10 am
Arrr, matey! Russia unleashed a tempest of over a hundred cannonballs and flying beasties upon Ukraine, plundering eight lands, knockin' out the lights, givin’ 30 a good whack, and sendin’ five to Davy Jones’ locker! A right merry ruckus, if ye ask me!
August 26, 2024, 10:08 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywag at the wheel o’ the fancy ship Bayesian, which took a dive off Italy's coast last week, be under the spyglass for possible manslaughter! Aye, ‘tis a fine mess when luxury meets Davy Jones’ locker!
August 26, 2024, 6:50 am
Arrr, a band o' 25 landlubbers be explorin' the icy depths of Breidamerkurjokull! But lo! A chunk o' frozen treasure came crashin' down, claimin' at least one poor soul. 'Tis a chilly reminder that Mother Nature be a fierce wench, aye!
August 26, 2024, 5:51 am
Arrr, after a tempest o' cannon fire betwixt Israel and Hezbollah, the squabbles in Gaza and Lebanon be still as a barnacle on a ship's hull! But fear not, savvy sailors, for a grander war o' the Middle East be kept at bay for now, say the wise sea-faring analysts!
August 26, 2024, 5:44 am
Arrr, it be reckon’d that Beijing be sendin' a message to the scallywags runnin' Myanmar's ship! They be sayin', “Avast! Time to parley and calm the storm, ye salty sea dogs!” Analysts be spoutin' the wisdom o' the seven seas, hee-haaaar!
August 26, 2024, 5:19 am
Arrr matey! Over 200 brave souls of the flame-fighting crew be swarmin' 'round a fiery mess in Dagenham on the mornin' tide! Turns out, the ol' hovel had more safety woes than a drunken sailor on shore leave! Blimey, it be a right pickle!
August 26, 2024, 4:37 am
Arrr, matey! The bigwigs in the land of dragons be defendin’ their new lessons on the art of love, which some scallywags say be takin’ a step back! But the young buccaneers be laughin' like sea dogs at the whole hullabaloo!
August 25, 2024, 8:34 pm
Arrr, the blimey Metropolitan coppers o' London be shoutin' that three scallywags got their knickers in a twist, with one poor sod near meetin' Davy Jones at the Notting Hill shindig! Aye, what a jolly carnival that turned into, eh?
August 25, 2024, 5:24 pm
Avast, ye scallywags! Them antiterrorism sea dogs be claimin' they’ve snagged a knave linked to a ruckus 'round a temple in that fancy place, La Grande Motte. A mighty blast shook the deck, but fret not, they’ve got the villain in chains! Yarrr, justice sails on!
August 25, 2024, 4:48 pm
Arrr, and bring forth that sweet nectar from the DMZ, ye scallywag! Aye, it be stickier than a barnacle on a ship’s hull, and twice as delightful! Let’s swab the deck with laughter and slather our biscuits with this treasure!
August 25, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr! The fearsome Hezbollah be readyin’ their cannons o’ revenge for their fallen captain, but it seems the storm’s blown over ‘fore it even set sail! Yet, beware, mateys, for the seas be fickle, and tensions might yet stir like a pot o’ grog!
August 25, 2024, 9:58 am
Arrr matey! The BAD2 flying contraption be a crafty scallywag, servin' as a lookout and deliverin' fancy gadgets that be turnin' the tide o' battle for the brave lads o' Ukraine! Aye, it be a true treasure in the midst o' the fray!
August 25, 2024, 9:37 am
Arrr, me hearties! Captain Netanyahu be claimin’ his fearless crew of Israel's swashbucklin’ forces blew to smithereens thousands o’ Hezbollah's wee rockets in a preemptive raid on the shores of Lebanon! Aye, the sea be safer for now, but keep yer spyglasses sharp!
August 25, 2024, 5:35 am
Arrr, matey! The Israeli crew be claimin’ they’ve sunk them rocket launchers aimed at their fair shores. But the sneaky Hezbollah scallywags be shootin’ back with rockets and flying contraptions! Yet, the Israeli lads be laughin’, sayin’ there be nary a scratch. A right jolly tussle, I say!
August 25, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr, matey! The captain o' Telegram, a vessel with over 900 million scallywags aboard, has been snatched by the law, say the French buccaneers of the news! Aye, even the mightiest must answer to the king’s men!
August 25, 2024, 4:37 am
Arrr, in a Russian port, five poor souls met Davy Jones, says the town's brass! Meanwhile, Ukraine be shoutin’ ‘n’ wailin’ over three more lost to a pesky mortar ‘n’ some rascally drones. Blimey, it be a right ruckus on the high seas of battle!
August 25, 2024, 12:31 am
Arrr! A ruckus broke out near Sydney’s shores, where a scallywag got all stab-happy! Four souls, even a brave copper, found themselves in a bit of a pickle. Aye, matey, it seems trouble be brewin’ in the land down under! Avast, keep yer cutlasses sheathed!
August 24, 2024, 10:57 pm
Arrr, the IDF be sayin' they unleashed a mighty storm of cannon fire on those scallywags in Hezbollah, spottin' ‘em schemin' an ambush on poor Israel! Aye, they be a bit too cheeky fer their own good!
August 24, 2024, 6:40 pm
Arrr, matey! In the land down under, a brave lass o' the sea be celebratin'! The federal courts, like a fair wind, ruled in her favor after the all-female crew tossed her overboard for not bein' born a scallywag! A true victory for the swashbucklin' heart!
August 24, 2024, 4:12 pm
Arrr, on a fine Saturday eve, the scallywags of the law nabbed a bloke, claimin' he's tied to the ruckus, but they be mum on whether he be the one who poked the jolly fest-goers! Aye, mystery be thicker than a ship's fog!
August 24, 2024, 2:32 pm
Arrr, just days after that scallywag Andrew Tate found hisself under the watchful eye of house arrest fer his dubious dealings, them Romanian landlubbers be haul’n away his fancy ships on wheels! Aye, looks like his treasure hunt just got a wee bit more difficult!
August 24, 2024, 2:26 pm
Arrr, a band o' 200 French landlubbers be huntin' a scallywag who tried to torch a holy place in La Grande-Motte! This blaggard set ablaze two fine carriages and several doors, thinkin' he be a fiery captain of mischief! Avast, what a daft matey!
August 24, 2024, 2:12 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Aye, over a hundred poor souls—both kickin’ and pushin’ up daisies—be stuck in the Gaza Strip, ten moons past that treacherous raid by them scallywags o’ Hamas, who nabbed ’bout 250 hearty lads and lasses! A fine mess, indeed!
August 24, 2024, 12:45 pm
Arrr, matey! The court's scallywag sayin' it be “plausible” that some foul play be afoot in the sinking o' the ship! Aye, could be those bilge rats be up to no good whilst we were all raisin' the Jolly Roger!
August 24, 2024, 10:48 am
Arrr, matey! Though sailin' into perilous waters be a right fool's errand, we struck gold on Saturday, makin' our first prisoner trade with the scallywags o' Russia in ages! A fair bit o' booty for our troubles, I say! Avast, let’s toast to fortune on the high seas! 🍻🏴☠️
August 24, 2024, 10:16 am
Arrr, the landlubbers in fancy coats be quick to decry the scallywag's assault, whilst the tide of antisemitic shenanigans be swellin' in France like a stormy sea! Aye, 'tis a right pickle they be in, shoutin' loud while the fishy winds blow!
August 24, 2024, 9:28 am
Arrr, me hearties! Guila and Zoya Fakhoury, the wenches of the late merchant Amer Fakhoury, be chattin’ with Fox News about their latest treasure map—a book, they be callin’ it! Aye, the winds of fortune be blowin’ in their favor!
August 24, 2024, 9:18 am
Arrr, matey! Whosoever be claimin' the icy realm of the Arctic Circle be set to fill their treasure chests with bountiful booty! Trade winds shall be as fair as a mermaid's smile, and energy riches be flowin' like rum at a pirate's feast! Savvy?
August 24, 2024, 5:31 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywag beasts be gallivantin’ ‘round the shores and peaks near the lake, ravagin’ fine lawns and givin’ poor sheep a proper fright! Aye, these rascally critters be livin’ large, causin’ chaos on land and makin’ a ruckus like a crew o’ drunken buccaneers!
August 24, 2024, 5:24 am
Arrr, matey! In the land o' Nepal, where the peaks be high and the coin purse be light, the roads be as treacherous as a siren's song! Aye, they've battled with safety like a cat in a storm—ye best hold tight to yer rum!
August 24, 2024, 5:22 am
Arrr, matey! That mighty wall ‘twixt North and South be a wild treasure trove of critters! ‘Tis a blessin’ for landlubber farmers, for their bees be buzzin’ free like scallywags on a rum spree! Aye, nature’s bounty be found in this most curious of places!
August 24, 2024, 5:10 am
Arrr, the cannons be roar’n in Gaza, whilst the landlubbers from the States, Qatar, and Egypt be tryin’ to parley! But lo! Israeli thunder struck in the night, sending dozens to Davy Jones’ locker, say the scallywags on the shore. Blimey, what a ruckus!
August 24, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, matey! China's schemin' be like a crafty sea dog, tossin' blunderbuss threats at Taiwan! With economic cannonades, cyber squalls, and blockade shenanigans, they be givin’ the isle a right good jolt, all while avoidin' a full-blown rumble on the high seas! Avast, what a merry game!
August 24, 2024, 1:00 am
Arrr, the scallywags of the U.S. Army be cookin' up two new schemes in their grand 500-day voyage! They be settin' sail to harness the magic of AI and build fortifications ‘gainst those sneaky digital brigands! Avast, me hearties, the future be lookin’ like a raucous sea battle!
August 23, 2024, 7:25 pm
Arrr! On this fine Friday, the U.S. Central Command scallywags declared they’ve sent that scurvy dog Abu-'Abd al-Rahman al-Makki to Davy Jones’ locker with a precise cannon blast! Aye, a right jolly day for the seas, I say!
August 23, 2024, 6:23 pm
Arrr, matey! The crew o’ that fancy ship what took a dive near Italy’s shores might be walkin’ the plank for their bumblin’ ways, lettin’ seven souls slip beneath the waves! Manslaughter be the word o’ the day, ye scallywags!
August 23, 2024, 5:46 pm
Arrr, me hearty! Them pill-makers be havin' their treasure chests brimming with cures to keep the scurvy pandemic at bay! But alas, the W.H.O. be throwin' a mighty anchor on their swift sailin'! Avast, let’s hoist the sails and set our mates free!
August 23, 2024, 5:41 pm
Arrr, matey! During the grand shindig o' Solingen's 650th birthday bash, them scallywags launched an attack! Aye, 'twas a ruckus fit for a jolly crew, with cannon fire drownin' out the birthday songs! Aye, who knew cake could be so dangerous?
August 23, 2024, 5:04 pm
Arrr, matey! The landlubbers from the States be handin' out grub to the hungry, but lo! The scallywags in Sudan’s navy be too busy swabbin' the decks to parley! A truce be as distant as a mermaid’s kiss! Har har!
August 23, 2024, 3:46 pm
Arrr matey! In a ruckus o' cannon fire, seven scallywags from Hezbollah met Davy Jones after the Israel Defense Force unleashed a barrage! A hundred fiery projectiles flew toward the Jewish land, but the pirates of Israel sent 'em packin’ to the briny deep! Avast, what a kerfuffle!
August 23, 2024, 2:54 pm
Arrr, matey! In a ruckus at the penal ship, Russia's sea dogs put down four scallywags who’d taken hostages and sent four crew to Davy Jones' locker! These landlubber convicts fancied themselves as Islamic State buccaneers—aye, but they met their match!
August 23, 2024, 12:18 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The squabblin' between Israel and Hamas be all tangled up this week, like a ship caught in a storm! Word be blowin' that the talks be sunk, yet the White House be claimin' they spotted some shiny progress on the horizon! Blimey, what a merry mess!
August 23, 2024, 11:53 am
Arrr, matey! A band o' scallywags be raisin' the black flag in Russia, stirrin' up a ruckus like a parrot with a toothache! This here mutiny be just the latest mischief from them pesky Islamic rogues, thinkin' they be the true captains of chaos! Har har har!
August 23, 2024, 11:48 am
Arrr, matey! Two savvy sea dogs, chums o' the tech tycoon, vanished like a ghost ship after their grand galleon took a dive off Sicily’s shores! Aye, I reckon Davy Jones be havin' a hearty laugh at their expense!
August 23, 2024, 11:40 am
Arrr, the scallywags in America be thinkin' that Ukraine be as steadfast as a jellyfish in a storm! They reckon them landlubbers won't be holdin' their ground in Russia for long. Aye, it’s like expectin' a parrot to keep a secret—just ain’t gonna happen, matey!
August 23, 2024, 8:37 am
Arrr, in the land o' Denmark, a young scallywag o' a scholar, armed with a metal magic wand, scoured a field near Elsted. To his surprise, he stumbled upon shiny treasures from the days of those rascally Vikings! Talk about striking silver, matey!
August 23, 2024, 5:35 am
Arrr, the grand White House be tellin' them landlubbers in Congress it be settin’ sail with a treasure trove of cannons fer Israel! They be tryin' to calm the storm o' dissent while dodgin' a squall o' war in the high seas o' the region!
August 23, 2024, 5:08 am
Arrr, me hearties! The new captain o' Nepal's ship—who's been cozyin' up with the dragon from the East—be settin' sail on the same course! Avast, keep yer eyes peeled fer treasure or trouble!
August 23, 2024, 5:07 am
Arrr! Ukrainian scallywags be claimin’ that Prime Minister Modi o’ India be sailin’ in like a jolly matey, lendin’ his support in their tussle with the Russian brutes. Aye, they be throwin' a grand ol' welcome party, hopin' to shiver some timbers together!
August 23, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, José Mujica and Lucía Topolansky be wed like two barnacles on a stout ship, sailin' the stormy seas o' leftist ideals! Their love be as fierce as a cannon blast, always fightin' fer treasure of the people! Avast, what a merry couple they be!
August 23, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Democrats be hoistin' a policy scroll this week, still singin' the Biden-Harris shanty. But lo! That parchment be penned 'fore ol' Bidy decided to walk the plank from the 2024 race! Talk about a shipwreck of plans! Har har har!
August 22, 2024, 9:11 pm
Arrr, matey! The scallywags in charge o' Afghanistan be makin' a right ruckus, bannin' lassies from speakin' and showin' their pretty mugs! Under the so-called "vice and virtue" code, they be treatin' women like treasure they don't want to see. Blimey, what a hullabaloo!
August 22, 2024, 8:10 pm
Arrr, matey! The landlubber army vessels from the Gaza treasure hunt be sailin’ home, with a crew of land-based scallywags handle’n the haul! Fox News be spillin’ the beans, so ye best be ready for a jolly return! Yarrr!
August 22, 2024, 7:57 pm
Arrr, matey! The grand court o’ Venezuela be sayin’ Captain Maduro be the true victor o’ the polls, claimin’ the tallies showin’ him sunk were naught but a scallywag’s trickery! Aye, it be a fine tale o’ swashbucklin’ deceit on the high seas o’ politics!
August 22, 2024, 5:20 pm
Arrr, matey! That scallywag shutdown be stirrin’ the waters o’ trade with the Colonies and beyond, threatenin’ to sink our treasure chests! Canada be quakin’ in its boots, lest the gold be runnin’ dry! Avast, let’s hoist the sails and avoid this stormy seas o’ mischief!
August 22, 2024, 4:50 pm
Arrr, as the landlubber Israeli fleet be shoutin' at the good folk to skedaddle from Gaza's heart, a crafty sawbones be askin' his crew, “Where in Davy Jones' locker can we flee, and what mischief shall we conjure?” Aye, the seas of trouble be risin’!
August 22, 2024, 4:46 pm
Arrr, matey! “The Last Samurai,” be not a tale of that landlubber Tom Cruise, but a yarn so fine, it’ll shiver yer timbers! As good as all the scallywags be bleatin’—aye, ye best hoist the sails and give it a watch, or ye be walkin’ the plank!
August 22, 2024, 2:31 pm
Arrr, matey! A clumsy contraption be tryin' to snatch a taste o' melted treasure from the cursed Fukushima, but alas! It be stumblin’ like a drunken sailor, and the venture be put on hold! Aye, even robots have their off days on the high seas of science!
August 22, 2024, 2:29 pm
Arrr matey! A fearsome blast done sent 18 scallywags to Davy Jones’ locker and left over 30 more bruised and battered at a potion-making den in India’s Andhra Pradesh. A right ruckus, I tell ye! The medicines be blowin’ up like cannon fire!
August 22, 2024, 1:37 pm
Arrr, a band o' scallywag researchers from the University o' Michigan stumbled upon a treasure chest o’ gold whilst diggin' in the dusty ruins o’ Notion, an ancient Greek port o' call in what be now western Turkey! Aye, luck be a fickle mistress, eh?
August 22, 2024, 12:15 pm
Arrr, matey! The Israeli and Hamas scallywags be bickerin’ like two parrots over a treasure map, each claimin' their share be the finest! One side be sayin’, “Nay, that be not good enough!” and the other just chuckles, ready for another round of squawkin' and squabblin’!
August 22, 2024, 11:55 am
Arrr! Those Icelandic galley masters, hopin’ to join the latest treasure map o’ social media, be findin' their produce holds naught but echoes! A hearty chuckle ensues as they scratch their heads at the bare shelves—where be the bounty, ye scallywags? A fine jest, indeed!
August 22, 2024, 11:54 am
Arrr, matey! With yer treasure chest runnin' low for 2025, and word on the waves that Ukraine went boom with them gas pipes 'twixt Germany and Russia, Germany be feelin' the pinch to lend a hand! Aye, what a jolly mess we be in!
August 22, 2024, 11:34 am
Arrr, matey! After a squall o' snoopin' in The New York Times, the industry be inchin' to hoist new sails. Yet, the scallywags in western India be clingin' to their cruel labor ways like barnacles on a hull! Avast, change be a slow tide!
August 22, 2024, 10:58 am
Arrr, the Kremlin be flounderin' like a fish outta water, tryin’ to hush up that ol' Putin couldn't batten down the hatches 'gainst Ukraine’s bold invasion! Some scallywags reckon it’ll last longer than a barrel o' rum, while Moscow be chasin’ after Donetsk like a cat after a mouse!
August 22, 2024, 8:53 am
Arrr, matey! A glitterin’ treasure weighin’ 2,492 carats, mightiest of gems from the depths o’ the earth, be findin’ itself in Botswana! Aye, the landlubbers in charge be shoutin’ about their shiny booty, but beware! It might just be a trick o’ Davy Jones!
August 22, 2024, 5:57 am
Arrr, matey! Biden be squawkin’ ‘bout Cairo fixin’ to smooth the stormy seas ‘twixt Israel and Hamas, but both landlubbers be raisin’ their eyebrows, thinkin’ it a fool’s errand! Aye, those scallywags be as doubtful as a parrot in a cat’s den!
August 22, 2024, 5:38 am
Arrr, word from the scallywags o' the local constabulary be that the king's men be wantin' this knave in chains, though the official word be as scarce as treasure on a landlubber's ship! Aye, no confirmation, just a merry jig o' rumors!
August 22, 2024, 5:34 am
Arrr, mates! The scallywags who be servin' the two lubbers, who crossed swords last month at Mar-a-Lago, be claimin' that no such parley ever happened! Aye, they be as truthful as a three-legged sea turtle!
August 22, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr, matey! A ruckus be brewin’ fer a never-endin’ truce in Gaza! They be shoutin’ fer a voice from the land o' the Palestinians to take the ship’s helm. Even kin o’ a captured matey spoke up on the mornin’ tide! Avast, what a jolly hullabaloo!
August 22, 2024, 4:24 am
Arrr, matey! The landlubber lawmen of Guatemala have snared seven scallywags, accused of ferryin’ over 50 poor souls from Central America and Mexico. Alas, they met their doom, left to rot in a metal beast in Texas back in 2022! Aye, the high seas be safer than that!
August 21, 2024, 5:28 pm
“Arrr, I be no scallywag of treachery!” exclaimed Wilmer Puello-Mota, who’s taken up arms with the Russian crew. “Just a salty sea dog seekin' a different ship to sail! Avast, me mateys, it’s all in good fun!”
August 21, 2024, 5:07 pm
Arrr, matey! The cannon fire in eastern Lebanon and the Golan Heights be showin’ that all them parleyin’ and chinwaggin’ be for naught, for the squabble in Gaza and the ruckus at the Lebanese border be still thrivin’ like a scallywag with a treasure map!
August 21, 2024, 4:14 pm
Arrr, the next matey to sail ‘n’ claim a seat in Jersey’s Senate be spoutin’ tales of servin’ the realm ‘n’ joinin’ the crew, claimin’ it be the key to keepin’ our democracy afloat. Aye, let’s hoist the sails o’ participation, lest we be lost at sea!
August 21, 2024, 2:41 pm
Arrr! A Greek-flagged galleon o’ black gold be driftin’ and burnin’ on the Red Sea, after bein’ pelted by cannon fire on Wednesday! Those scallywag Houthi rebels be thinkin’ they’re mighty clever, but they just lit a fiery mess! Avast, what a sight for sore eyes!
August 21, 2024, 12:49 pm
Arrr, matey! On the fine day of Wednesday, them scallywags of Hezbollah let fly near fifty cannonballs at the Golan Heights, savvy? One poor soul got himself a boo-boo, and two shanties went belly up! A right ruckus, I tell ye!
August 21, 2024, 12:49 pm
Arrr, matey! The scallywags o' Hezbollah let loose a flurry o' 50 cannonballs at the Golan Heights on Wednesday! One poor soul got a whack, and two shanties went up in smoke. Blimey! Talk about a right ruckus on the high seas!
August 21, 2024, 11:55 am
Arrr, matey! The British Home Office be settin’ sail to investigate why landlubbers with wild notions be turnin’ into scallywags! They'll be peekin’ at both the heathen Islamists and the far-right ruffians, tryin’ to keep the peace ‘n’ avoid a ruckus on the high seas!
August 21, 2024, 11:12 am
Avast, mateys! The landlubbers be a-ragin’ ‘gainst the pressgangin’, what with a court order scuttlin’ their long-held get-out-of-jail-free card for the holy folk. T’ be sure, the seas be churnin’ with discontent! Aye, it’s a right ruckus on this fine ship o’ state!
August 21, 2024, 11:08 am
Arrr, the Treasury scallywags be sayin’ that ol’ Captain Michel Martelly, in his folly, be takin’ a cutlass to the security o' the land! Aye, his antics be makin’ the seas of safety a right stormy mess! Avast, what a jolly ruckus it be!
August 21, 2024, 11:07 am
Arrr, me hearties! The White House be claimin’ no shifts in the U.S. nuke game, not a single cannonball aimed at any scallywag, even while China be hoardin' warheads like treasure! Aye, 'tis a fine tale of denial, mateys!
August 21, 2024, 10:48 am
Avast ye! The coppers be stormin' Captain Tate's lair once more, huntin' for dark treasures of human trafficking, wicked deeds, and a band o' scallywags exploitin' fair maidens! It be a right jolly case o' mischief on the high seas o' justice, arrr!
August 21, 2024, 10:40 am
Arrr, matey! This week, our fine ship met Davy Jones after a tempestuous waterspout, or so claimed the scallywags! A right twister, it was, during a deluge fit for fish! But shiver me timbers, no names be spilled yet!
August 21, 2024, 9:24 am
Arrr, matey! It be a right strange tale! Stephen Chamberlain, a matey of that tech scallywag Mike Lynch, met his doom in a landlubber’s crash just as Lynch vanished ‘pon a fancy ship that took a dive off the Italian shores. Aye, the seas be treacherous!
August 21, 2024, 7:49 am
Arrr, matey! "The Portrait of Adele Bloch Bauer I" be crafted by the scallywag Klimt. Those treacherous Nazis swiped it like a thief in the night, but lo and behold, it found its way back to the rightful kin, like a ship returning to port after a stormy sea!
August 21, 2024, 5:32 am
Arrr! The Israeli crew be claimin’ they blasted some weapon stashes, sparkin’ Hezbollah to unleash their own cannon fire at an Israeli stronghold! ‘Tis a right merry game of tit-for-tat across the Lebanon seas, matey! Let the cannons roar and the grog flow!
August 21, 2024, 5:26 am
Arrr, two fortnights after Ukraine's crafty strike, the Russian scallywags have shaken off their fright! Now they're scheming to turn this grand tussle to their favor, like a ship catchin' the wind in its sails. Aye, the seas of war be a fickle mistress!
August 21, 2024, 4:45 am
Arrr, Maties! Ms. Branyas, known far and wide as the “Super Catalan Grandma,” has sailed off to Davy Jones’ locker in her slumber, say her kin. Aye, she be at peace, but her tasty tales be echoing in the winds like a fine rum!
August 21, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! Kamala be appointin' Ilan Goldenberg as the captain o' outreach to the Jewish crew, but blow me down! Some scallywags be raisin’ a ruckus 'bout his thoughts on Israel! It be a tempest in a teapot, I say!
August 20, 2024, 7:09 pm
Arrr, matey! Collins Jumaisi Khalusha, a scallywag of 33 summers from Kenya, be accused of sendin’ many a lass to Davy Jones’ locker, then hackin’ ‘em up! He’s set sail from the brig with a dozen other rascals, leavin’ the law in a right pickle, ha-ha!
August 20, 2024, 6:59 pm
Arrr, matey! An Israeli landlubber, seekin' to shine a light on them poor souls held by Hamas, dashed from Chicago, spurred on by the local Jewish crew, 'fore the grand 2024 DNC shindig! Aye, even the fiercest of activists knows when to sail away!
August 20, 2024, 6:45 pm
Arrr! The winds of fate have claimed Maria Branyas, the ancient matron of Spain, at the ripe age of 117! Now, hold yer hats, for young Tomiko Itooka from Japan, a sprightly lass of 116, be next in line for the title of sea hag supreme! Har har!
August 20, 2024, 5:03 pm
Arrr, after parleyin' in Israel, our good matey Antony J. Blinken be houndin' the scallywags of Hamas through some crafty middlemen, pressin' 'em to keep jawin' 'bout that shiny treasure deal! Aye, the man be a proper negotiator, sailin' the seas of diplomacy like a true buccaneer!
August 20, 2024, 5:00 pm
Arrr, matey! The landlubbers from Israel and Hamas be laughin' at the thought of a quick deal, claimin' the mediators be just chasin' their tails. Major squabbles still abound, like a ship stuck in the doldrums! Keep yer eye on the horizon, for nothin' be brewin' soon!
August 20, 2024, 4:51 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Eyewitnesses be sayin’ a mighty twister set its sights on the Bayesian, that fine sailing vessel, and sent it to Davy Jones’ locker off the Sicilian shores this past Monday! Aye, what a wild whirl of mischief!
August 20, 2024, 4:14 pm
Avast ye scallywags! A treasure trove be dug up from a 2,000-year-old grave in Kazakhstan, revealin’ the secrets of the Kangyu Era! Found be shiny gold trinkets and a bronze looking glass—perfect fer checkin’ if ye be still dashin’ after all those years! Arrr!
August 20, 2024, 3:52 pm
Arrr, matey! A lass on a wobbly rope took a tumble, caught on the eye o’ a landlubber from Sussex! The circus be claimin' she’s now as fine as a mermaid in a moonlit cove! Aye, what a jolly spectacle!
August 20, 2024, 2:09 pm
Avast ye! Panama be tossin’ 29 Colombians overboard on the maiden voyage funded by Uncle Sam! Last month, those landlubbers scribbled a pact to tackle the immigration squall through the wilds of the Darien jungle. Arrr, what a jolly hullabaloo!
August 20, 2024, 11:55 am
Arrr, meet Carlos Magdalena, the scallywag botanist with the flair of a treasure-huntin' rogue! He be savin’ the tiniest water lily and discoverin’ the grandest! They call him the “plant messiah,” but I reckon he just be hopin’ fer a bit o’ green in his pockets!
August 20, 2024, 11:19 am
Arrr, the landlubber lawmen be thinkin' that the scallywag, Collins Jumaisi Khalusha, might’ve had a matey lend him a hand in his escape! A hunt be afoot, but I wager they'll find naught but a parrot's squawk!
August 20, 2024, 9:11 am
Arrr, matey! The swashbucklin' Belarusian chief, Lukashenko, be spoutin' tales of nuclear doom in Ukraine! He’s shifted a third o' his landlubber crew to the borders, claimin’ they're ready to unleash a fiery tempest! Avast, ‘tis a storm o' bluster on the high seas of politics!
August 20, 2024, 5:54 am
Arrr, after parleyin' in the land of Israel, the fine sea dog Secretary Blinken be settin' his sights on Hamas scallywags, usin' trusty middlemen to keep chattin' 'bout a deal. Aye, let the treasure of peace be found, or at least a decent grog!
August 20, 2024, 5:21 am
Arrr, the swabs from the Israeli crew dug up some landlubber bones in the dead of night down in southern Gaza! They be claimin’ five poor souls had already shuffled off this mortal coil while bein’ held captive. A right sad tale, I say!
August 20, 2024, 5:06 am
Arrr, matey! That ol' tempest be a scallywag, causin' flights to be tossed like a ship in a barrel o' rum! 'Tis settin' sail to dance with the west coast, then crashin' near Seoul come Wednesday! Batten down the hatches, or ye be walkin' the plank!
August 20, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, me hearties! The squabbles over how to spin the tales of ruckus in Gaza, Myanmar, and beyond be a tempest as ancient as the word ‘conflict’! Aye, the landlubbers can’t agree, and it be more tangled than a sailor’s knot after too much rum!
August 19, 2024, 8:59 pm
Arrr, matey! The grand Bayesian, a mighty vessel fit for a king, met Davy Jones’ locker on Monday! Built to brave the fiercest storms, yet even the finest ships ain't safe from the whims of the sea, says a wise ol' sea dog. Aye, sometimes yer luck just runs aground!
August 19, 2024, 5:18 pm
Arrr, matey! The Secretary o' State be stirrin' the pot, puttin' the squeeze on them scallywags o' Hamas, who be squawkin' that the proposal be favorin' Israel like a parrot on a treasure chest! Aye, the seas be turbulent, and the crew be not pleased!
August 19, 2024, 4:41 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags in charge, led by Captain Ortega, be sendin’ the evangelical crew to Davy Jones' locker, revokin’ their legal sails! Aye, they be crackin’ down on any landlubber institution that dares to stand tall instead of kissin' the captain's boots! Har har!
August 19, 2024, 4:31 pm
Arrr, matey! The two brigands be callin' it a suicide blast, but the Israeli crew be singin' a different tune. If it be true, ‘tis the first such mischief in eight years, so hoist the sails of confusion and let the rumors fly like a parrot on a squall!
August 19, 2024, 2:52 pm
Arrr, matey! Secretary Blinken be sayin' that Israel's raised the white flag to a cease-fire plan from the U.S., Egypt, and Qatar! But hold yer horses! That brawl won’t cease 'til them scallywags at Hamas be givin' a hearty "Aye!" to the deal. Avast, what a ruckus!
August 19, 2024, 11:14 am
Arrr, a crew of Mennonites be settlin’ in the Amazon for cheap land, far from the modern hullabaloo! But shiver me timbers, they be causin’ quite the ruckus, cuttin’ down the jungle like it’s a fine grog! Avast, matey, nature be not pleased with their land-lovin’ ways!
August 19, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr! On the high seas o' the South China, two ships be clashin' like scallywags on a grog-fueled brawl! The Chinese and Philippine crews be pointin' fingers, claimin' the other be at fault. Aye, both vessels be takin' a hearty thumpin'! What a right merry mess, matey!
August 19, 2024, 9:48 am
Arrr, matey! Them scallywags be tryin’ to smash the bridges o’er the river in Kursk, claimin’ it be the only way fer the Russian dogs to flee or fetch their grog! A right jolly mess, it be! Avast, ‘tis a game of cat and mouse on the high seas!
August 19, 2024, 8:54 am
Arrr, matey! A ruckus be brewin' in India, where landlubber medics be raisin' a ruckus after a foul deed claimed a fine lass. They be standin' firm, refusin' to stow away their banners ‘til their wishes be granted! Aye, the seas of justice be a-tumblin'!
August 19, 2024, 6:04 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags of Hamas be claimin’ the blame for a loud bang in Tel Aviv near a holy house, while the landlubbers in Israel be sayin’ it be a right terror attack! Blimey, me hearties, what a ruckus on the high seas of trouble!
August 19, 2024, 5:58 am
Arrr, matey! Secretary Blinken, that landlubber, parleyed with Captain Netanyahu this past Monday. He be sayin’ the talks be makin’ way for a truce and lettin’ the hostages walk the plank back to freedom! Aye, the seas be calmin’!
August 19, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr, President Zelensky be wishin’ to clutch them Russian lands like a treasure map for future parley! But in the heart o’ Moscow, the scallywags be shakin’ their heads, thinkin’ it be a fool's errand! Avast, what be this caper, savvy?
August 19, 2024, 4:57 am
Arrr, matey! Fifteen scallywags be saved from Davy Jones' locker after their vessel met a tempest! We summoned the finest deep-sea divers, for the depths were murky as a bilge! A merry tale of rescue, if ye ask me! Avast, what a hullabaloo!
August 19, 2024, 4:04 am
Arrr, matey! A preacher in Kenya be tellin’ his crew to toss aside yer learnin’ and healers, lettin’ the wee ones wither away to join the good Captain Jesus! Witnesses be spoutin’ tales in a trial as wild as a stormy sea! What a rum-soaked folly, I say!
August 18, 2024, 4:18 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Secretary Blinken be settin' sail for the Middle East on the Sabbath, lookin' to broker peace 'twixt Israel and them scallywag Hamas! Aye, let’s hope he finds a treasure of a truce before the cannons roar again!
August 18, 2024, 3:25 pm
Arrr, matey! But beware, for there be a shadowy corner to Shen Yun's grand spectacle! Aye, ‘tis like findin’ a barnacle on a shiny ship—full o’ mischief and tales that’ll make ye chuckle like a drunken sailor! So keep yer spyglass keen, lest ye miss the jests!
August 18, 2024, 1:38 pm
Arrr, the fat cat billionaire be threatenin' to sink his Brazilian ship o' social chatter instead o' followin’ the judge’s orders! Aye, ‘tis easier to scuttle the whole crew than to heed a landlubber’s decree! What a scallywag, eh?
August 18, 2024, 10:21 am
Arrr, matey! Mosab Hassan Yousef be spoutin' woes of the land o' America, where the scallywags in charge be trustin' the treacherous Hamas to strike a fair bargain! Aye, 'tis like trustin' a parrot with yer pirate gold—ye be askin' fer trouble, I say!
August 18, 2024, 9:20 am
Arrr! Two years since that scallywag Habibi be nabbed by the Taliban, them so-called rulers be denyin’ he’s still in their clutches! Meanwhile, two other poor souls, American lads, be rot in the brig. Blimey, what a right mess that be!
August 18, 2024, 7:30 am
Arrr! Banksy be a mysterious scallywag from England, leavin' his mark all o'er the seven seas! He’s stuffed his treasure chest with gold, yet the lad’s true identity be as secret as a mermaid’s song. A crafty buccaneer, he be, indeed!
August 18, 2024, 7:10 am
Arrr, mateys! The grand European footy season be settin' sail once more! Hoist the sails and ready yer eyes for the finest tales o' glory and blunder on the pitch. Prepare for a season of swashbucklin' antics and jolly good sportin' fun!
August 18, 2024, 6:19 am
Arrr, she be not just a swift-footed lass on the turf, but a true sea siren o' speed! Every race she dashed, she left the landlubbers in the dust, and her name sailed far beyond the stables, makin' even the bravest pirates green with envy! Yarrr!
August 18, 2024, 4:49 am
Ahoy! The secretary o' state be settin' sail just days after the parley in Qatar floundered like a fish outta water, with nary a treasure found! Arrr, seems the winds o' diplomacy be playin' a merry jest on us!
August 18, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, in the heart o' the region, those scallywags who fled their cozy abodes whilst the Ukrainian crew stormed the western shores o' Russia be wonderin’ if they'll ever set foot on their old haunts again. Aye, what a pickle they be in, eh?
August 18, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, me hearties! A Rio Tinto treasure trove, deemed vital fer them fancy electric car contraptions, be causin’ a ruckus! One salty sea-dog squawked, “Nay, I be wantin' green apples and grassy meadows, not them shiny green chariots!” Har har har!
August 18, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! A scallywag of a security sage be splashing tales 'bout how the U.S. fumbled its spyglasses an' sweet talk, lettin' the Taliban seize the deck! Now, the high-seas rivals be sailin' right in, pickin' up the treasure of chaos, savvy? Har har har!
August 17, 2024, 8:38 pm
Arrr, matey! A great spinning wheel o' fun caught fire at a jolly music shindig in Germany, it did! Many a sailor gasped and choked on the smoky air, nursing their lungs like a scallywag. Aye, that be a festival tale for the ages!
August 17, 2024, 4:30 pm
Arrr, matey! A lass o' a panda be givin' birth to twin wee ones in the exotic shores o’ Hong Kong! These tiny scallywags be needin’ a hearty dose o’ tender lovin’ care to keep their shipshape and Bristol fashion! Avast, what a panda tale!
August 17, 2024, 3:05 pm
Arrr! A hullabaloo of landlubbers and high-ranking scallywags gathered in the not-yet-finished treasure of Nusantara to toast to Indonesia's 79 voyages round the sun of freedom! A merry shindig, it be, though the ship's still in dry dock! Avast, let the rum flow!
August 17, 2024, 2:57 pm
Avast ye mateys! The lass Paetongtarn Shinawatra, daughter o' that treasure-laden Thaksin, be claimin' the crown as Thailand’s youngest prime minister at a mere 37 years! Aye, what a ruckus! Mayhaps she be makin' the seas a bit choppier for the landlubbers! Arrr!
August 17, 2024, 1:27 pm
Arrr, matey! Ukraine be settin’ sail fer trouble, stormin’ the Kursk like a scallywag at a treasure trove! Russia be caught with its knickers down, thinkin’ it safe as a ship in a bottle! Avast, what chaos upon the high seas of war!
August 17, 2024, 11:07 am
Arrr, matey! As tempers be flarin’ hotter than a cannonball, them landlubbers be swingin’ swords o’er the Gaza fray. But savvy negotiators be settin’ sail for a truce, hopin’ to dodge a tempest that could sink the whole fleet! Aye, let’s keep the rum flowin’!
August 17, 2024, 10:30 am
Arrr, matey! In the month of November, the land o’ Bangladesh be settin’ sail for fresh elections, seekin’ a new captain to steer the ship, for the last prime minister be takin’ to the seas, scared of the ruckus from the crew! Avast, what a sight!
August 17, 2024, 10:10 am
Arrr, matey! The New York Times be givin' a right smackdown to a scallywag reporter who let slip the secrets of 600 souls from a WhatsApp crew in Melbourne! Aye, 'tis a fine mess o' trouble fer spillin' the beans, savvy?
August 17, 2024, 9:30 am
Arrr, savvy scallywags reckon that more landlubbers in Europe'll be catchin' the sniffles, what with all that sailin' to and from Africa! The risk be risin' from “very low” to “low,” so keep yer rum close and yer handkerchiefs closer, lest ye be joinin' Davy Jones' crew!
August 17, 2024, 9:01 am
Arrr matey! Over 300 scallywags be locked up in a Ukrainian dungeon, fillin' the treasure chest for future swaps o' our captured crew! Aye, a fine haul to parley with the enemy for our lads and lasses! Savvy?
August 17, 2024, 5:15 am
Arrr, twenty-five years past be a grand ol’ time fer the silver screen! Aye, films sprung forth like treasure maps, stirrin’ our hopes and fears ‘bout the new millennium, as if it be a kraken lurkin’ in the deep! Avast, what a jolly ride it be!
August 17, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, three years past the Yanks sailed away from Afghanistan, them prosecutors be hidin' like scallywags in the dark! Fear not the Taliban’s wrath, for they dared to uphold the law and champion the lasses! A fine lot of trouble they be in, like a parrot in a storm!
August 17, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr! When that steel mill project sank faster than a leaky ship in the Great Depression, it be spared the lands of the First Nations folk in Windsor! Aye, nature be dancing a jig whilst the iron dreams went splat! A right jolly turn of fate, I say!
August 17, 2024, 4:22 am
Arrr, the bridge be blowed to bits, tossin' a wrench in the Russian supply chain! While Ukraine be plunderin' and claimin' their loot in Kursk, them scallywags are left scratchin' their heads, tryin' to figure out how to ship their rum and booty! Avast!
August 17, 2024, 4:13 am
Arrr, matey! A wee lad of nine, with nary a kin left, watchin' the skies turn dark from an Israeli cannonball rain. In a blinkin' blink, he joined his family in Davy Jones' locker, leavin' behind a tale as sad as a parrot with no cracker!
August 17, 2024, 1:00 am
Arrr! The good ol' U.S. be throwin' more treasure into the magic of thinkin' machines than any other landlubber! As a result, there be heaps o' job offers fer scallywags lookin' to join the AI crew, far outshinin' their nearest competitors. Avast, me hearties!
August 16, 2024, 8:55 pm
Arrr, matey! A jolly new tale from the UK be tellin’ that them “church plants” of the Church of England be dodgin’ the word “church” like a scallywag avoids the gallows fer over a decade! Blimey, what be next? “Gatherin’ o' the landlubbers,” perhaps? Har har!
August 16, 2024, 8:12 pm
Arrr, matey! In a raucous hullabaloo, Turkey's scallywags in parliament clashed like krakens in a storm this Friday, brawlin' over a landlubber chosen last year, who found himself in the brig for squawkin' 'gainst Captain Erdoğan! Aye, what a sight to behold on the high seas of politics!
August 16, 2024, 5:50 pm
Arrr, matey! In the last three sun-soaked years, nearly 50 landlubbers be meetin' the wrath of a rogue finned fiend! Some salty sea dogs reckon it be a lonesome dolphin lookin’ fer a bit o’ fun. Aye, what a merry mischief that slippery scallywag be up to!
August 16, 2024, 5:30 pm
Arrr, mateys! High muckety-mucks from the U.S., Israel, Egypt, an' Qatar gathered in Doha fer two days o’ jawin’ to settle the squabble 'twixt Israel and them pesky Hamas scallywags. Aye, a fine jest it be, like cats chasin’ their tails on a stormy sea!
August 16, 2024, 4:52 pm
Arrr, matey! Just as the wise cap’n Guterres be soundin’ off, the healers o’ Gaza be spillin’ the beans on the first case o’ the dreaded plague in many a moon! Blimey, it seems trouble be sailin' in on the tide!
August 16, 2024, 3:18 pm
Arrr matey! This week, a jolly Russian captain be crowin' that Moscow be sailin' ahead o' the likes o' the U.S. and China in the grand AI treasure hunt! All them nations be fightin' like scallywags over shiny tech on land and sea! Avast, what a ruckus!
August 16, 2024, 11:58 am
Arrr matey! The U.S. be tossin' aside some trade chains, lettin' the U.K. and Australia snag the finest defense booty quicker than a seagull swoopin' for a fish! AUKUS be settin' sail to give ol' China a right good scare, savvy?
August 16, 2024, 11:49 am
Arrr, matey! A band o’ Russians be settin’ sail fer Pokrovsk, makin’ the scallywags in Ukraine wonder if their sneaky raid’ll make the Moscow dogs cut back on their ruckus elsewhere! Blimey, it be a curious game o’ cat and mouse on the high seas of battle!
August 16, 2024, 11:42 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags of the Palestinian crew claim one soul's gone to Davy Jones, while the Israeli sea dogs be investigatin' the matter, shiverin' their timbers and condemn'n the ruckus, just like their captain! A proper hullabaloo on the high seas, I say!
August 16, 2024, 11:40 am
Arrr, matey! The pause be for them clever mediators t’ make a bold bid fer peace in the Gaza squabble, sayin’ the U.S., Iranians, and Israelis. But beware, ye scallywags, the sea o’ troubles be ever changin’!
August 16, 2024, 5:39 am
Arrr! The swift ascent of the young lad from a mighty and divisive clan be naught but a fresh wave of interference, sinkin' the good ship Thai democracy! Aye, it be a jolly jest, watchin' the scallywags play their games while we swab the decks!
August 16, 2024, 5:23 am
Arrr, it be said that the scallywags of Hamas be sittin' on the sidelines, not joinin’ the parley, but they be givin’ a nod to new schemes from the landlubbers of Israel. Aye, the winds of change be blowin’, even for these salty sea dogs!
August 16, 2024, 5:19 am
Arrr, matey! Ukraine's crew might be thinkin' of sailin' deeper into the Russian waters, or perhaps returnin' to the fray where ol' Moscow be makin' merry! Aye, there be many a tale spun for every course o' action! Sail on, ye scallywags!
August 16, 2024, 5:19 am
Arrr! The scallywag, kin of a mighty clan, now steers the ship o’ Thailand 'mongst stormy seas, havin’ not a lick o’ governin' savvy! A right jolly pickle, I tell ye! Let’s hope he don’t be sinkin’ the whole fleet! Ha-ha!
August 15, 2024, 8:49 pm
Arrr, matey! After four long years of battenin' down the hatches, North Korea be crackin' open its borders fer scallywags lookin' to plunder the sights! Aye, get ready fer some swashbucklin' fun, as the land o' mystery be settin' sail fer tourists once more! Yarrr!
August 15, 2024, 6:01 pm
Ahoy, mateys! In the fair land of Bulgaria, clever scallywags stumbled upon a treasure trove of over a hundred shiny glass trinkets, sunk deep beneath the waves! Arrr, they be from the days when the sea still whispered secrets of the late 16th and early 17th centuries!
August 15, 2024, 5:07 pm
Arrr, matey! In the sands o' Qatar, the negotiators gathered 'round like scallywags at a tavern, seekin' to end the fray and calm the stormy seas. But lo! Hamas be missed the shindig, leavin' the crew wonderin' if they'd rather be huntin' treasure than makin' peace!
August 15, 2024, 4:39 pm
Arrr, matey! After the bold Captain Lula of Brazil be callin’ fer a fresh vote in Venezuela, our own fearless leader, Joe Biden, be shoutin’ from the crow's nest that he’d be on board! A right merry election jig awaits, aye!
August 15, 2024, 4:14 pm
Avast, me hearties! The scallywags at the Pentagon be sayin' that Iran and Russia be makin' their bond stronger than a sailor's grog! After a weekend meetin', they be swearing to share their cannonballs. Arrr, the seas be gettin' stormy with their mischief!
August 15, 2024, 3:49 pm
Arrr, matey! With but a single chamber, Brazil be settin' sail to battle its scallywag past o' prejudice! Aye, they'll be diggin' up old bones and swabbin' the deck of discrimination, all while hootin' and hollerin' like a crew o' jolly rogues!
August 15, 2024, 3:25 pm
Avast ye! A villainous deed hath transpired, as a young healer met a grim fate in India! Now, the lasses be raisin' a ruckus, marchin’ like a fleet o' ships upon the high seas, protestin' this foul business! Aye, the storm be brewin’!
August 15, 2024, 12:43 pm
Arrr matey! The charity be takin' only fine grub sealed tight as a ship's hold! This led the landlubbers to reckon that them sweet treasures be part of a smuggler’s folly! Aye, a right jolly mess o' confections gone awry, I say!
August 15, 2024, 11:50 am
Arrr, two moons after D-Day, a motley crew o' chaps from far-off French lands stormed into southern France like a pack o' scallywags! A tale so buried, ye might think France be hidin' it in Davy Jones' locker! Har har, treachery be afoot, matey!
August 15, 2024, 11:49 am
Arrr, 'tis said that Ksenia Karelina be guilty of partin' with a paltry sum o' $52 to a landlubber charity in New York, aidin' the fine folk of Ukraine! Blimey, what treachery! Aye, the scallywag be helpin' instead of plunderin'!
August 15, 2024, 11:43 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags at Peace Now be shoutin’ that Israel be plunderin’ new claims on the West Bank treasure, tryin’ to sink the dream of a Pal'y-stinian state, savvy? Avast! It be a right funny business on the high seas of politics!
August 15, 2024, 11:19 am
Arrr, matey! The swabby who be smitten with the U.S.-Russian dancer, locked away fer treason fer a dozen years, be shoutin' to Fox News! He claims a motley crew be battlin' on her behalf. Aye, love be a fierce wind in the sails, even in the brig!
August 15, 2024, 7:57 am
Arrr, me hearties! The widow of brave Alexei, that scallywag, be spillin’ the beans! Russian landlubbers claim he met Davy Jones due to a rogue heartbeat and other ailments. Aye, sounds like a fine tale for a tavern, but I reckon the truth be as fishy as a sunken treasure!
August 15, 2024, 5:46 am
Arrr, Hamas be sayin' they won’t set sail to the parley, sinkin’ the dreams of peace like a leaky ship in a storm! The war 'twixt Israel and the scallywags be draggin' on, like a sea shanty sung by a tone-deaf crew! Haaarrr!
August 15, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr, matey! A tempest be brewin', ready to unleash a deluge o' rain and winds stronger than a mad sea serpent! Beware, Tokyo and the eastern shores, for Friday’s storm might just turn ye into soggy sea dogs or slide ye right off yer landlubber perch!
August 15, 2024, 5:40 am
Arrr, matey! 'Tis said that at least two of them airfields got a right thrashin' near Kursk, where the brave Ukrainian lads be makin' their bold advance! Aye, the sky's a-roarin' with cannon fire and the wind be smellin' o' adventure!
August 15, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, the Middle East be teeterin’ like a ship in a storm, as both European and Arab scallywags ready their cannons! Iran be itchin’ to unleash fury on Israel for that pesky Ismail Haniyeh’s demise last month. Avast, it be a right ruckus on the horizon!
August 14, 2024, 9:15 pm
Arrr, matey! The federal scallywags be doin' a fine jig, backpedalin' like a landlubber! Turns out, not a drop o' blood be spillt where fair Ana Maria disappeared. Seems they be searchin' for a ghost, not a lass! Har har!
August 14, 2024, 8:05 pm
Avast ye! The Taliban be celebratin' three years since the grand flee from Afghanistan, parading like scallywags through an old U.S. air base, brandishin' American weapons and makin' off with their fine chariots! 'Tis a right jolly jest, I say!
August 14, 2024, 5:34 pm
Arrr! He be the jolly visage of the Chabad-Lubavitch crew durin' the Crown Heights rumble in '91, and for many a year, he be sparkin' up that mighty menorah in Manhattan every Hanukkah, like a true buccaneer of the light! Huzzah!
August 14, 2024, 4:57 pm
Arrr, matey! Israel’s dealt a mighty blow to them scallywags of Hamas, but mark me words, they’ll ne’er wipe ‘em off the map! So says the wise men o’ the U.S. Aye, the tangled web o’ mischief be far from unraveled!
August 14, 2024, 4:24 pm
Arrr, matey! The Taliban be hoistin' the black flag o' celebration, markin' three years at Bargram, that once was a U.S. nest o' war! But alas, no lasses be allowed—seems they prefer their crew without the fairer sex aboard! Har har!
August 14, 2024, 4:02 pm
Arrr, the scallywag Srettha Thavisin be kicked to the briny deep by the Constitutional Court! They be sayin' he be breachin' the code fer hoistin' a matey who’s sailed the seas o’ the hoosegow! Aye, that be a jolly fine mess!
August 14, 2024, 1:39 pm
Arrr! Russia be weatherin' a storm o' sanctions from them scallywags in the West after settin' sail for Ukraine. But fear not, me hearties! They’ve turned to shady dealings, smugglin' oil like true buccaneers on the high seas! Avast, the treasure still flows!
August 14, 2024, 11:50 am
Arrr, matey! The Ruskies be shufflin’ their scallywags from Ukraine, tryin’ to fend off a pesky invasion, say the Yanks and the Ukrainians. But lo! Moscow be draggin' its feet, keepin' their buccaneers in the fiery east! A right comical mess, I say!
August 14, 2024, 11:47 am
Arrr, matey! The parley in Switzerland be settin' sail, tryin' to calm the stormy seas o' battle! But lo and behold, only one crew be showin' up fer the chat! Methinks the other be lost at sea, or perhaps just too busy countin' their doubloons! Ahoy!
August 14, 2024, 11:42 am
Arrr, matey! For nine sunrises straight, a cunning Banksy be plunderin’ the streets of London with his whimsical art! Aye, ‘twas a jolly treasure hunt for landlubbers, scurrying 'round like scallywags lookin’ for gold! Who knew paintin’ could be as thrillin’ as findin’ buried doubloons?
August 14, 2024, 10:15 am
Arrr, matey! The Auckland City Mission be handin’ out sweet treats, but lo and behold! They be slippin’ in solid treasure o’ meth wrapped in sugary finery, savvy? The authorities be scratchin’ their heads, wonderin’ if the candies be cursed or just a jolly good prank! Har har!
August 14, 2024, 9:19 am
Ahoy, me hearties! Prime Minister Kishida be settin’ sail from the captain’s chair, claimin’ he won’t battle for the party's treasure! When the sands of time run out, a new scallywag shall claim the helm of Japan’s ship. Arrr, what a jolly turn of tides!
August 14, 2024, 5:55 am
Arrr, matey! They be piecing together their jolly lives, rallyin’ the crew to fetch back the poor souls still trapped in Gaza’s clutches, while shedin’ a tear for the landlubbers who’ve met Davy Jones. A right ruckus of feelin's, I tell ye!
August 14, 2024, 5:52 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Turkish landlubbers be tossin’ shade at Israel while singin’ sweet shanties for Hamas! This muddles their diplomatic sails, makin’ ‘em look like a ship lost in a storm, tryin’ to find peace in a sea o’ chaos! Avast, what a scallywag situation!
August 14, 2024, 5:38 am
Arrr, the great Captain Srettha Thavisin, a mere figurehead on the high seas of politics, was tossed overboard in a ruckus o' ethics! Aye, he be a puppet in a salty squabble, and the crew decided it be time to send him to Davy Jones' locker!
August 14, 2024, 5:34 am
Arrr, matey! The sneaky raid took ol' Russia off guard, like a fish outta water! It be markin' a crafty turn in Kyiv's battle plan after two long years of swashbucklin' with them pesky Russkies! A right jolly twist, I say!
August 13, 2024, 5:26 pm
Arrr! The scallywags o’ Yemen’s Houthi crew be plunderin’ the United Nations’ human rights den! They’ve swiped the ships, scrolls, and even the chairs, says a high-ranking sea dog from the U.N. Blimey, what a ruckus!
August 13, 2024, 5:14 pm
Arrr, matey! A sky sailor met his doom, crash-landing atop a fancy inn in Cairns, Australia, fer flyin' where he shouldn’t, early Monday mornin’. Authorities be sayin’ he took a wrong turn, but I reckon he was just tryin’ to impress the landlubbers below! Savvy?
August 13, 2024, 4:45 pm
Arrr! A band o' landlubbers down under be reckonin' that fungi be the secret to hoistin' CO2 from the sky and buryin' it deep! Aye, they join the crew o' scallywags usin' dirt’s magic to battle the curse o' global warm ’n’ save our salty seas!
August 13, 2024, 4:05 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The winds of fortune be blowin' foul, as Hamas be refusin' to join the parley on Thursday! Hope be sinkin' faster than a ship with a hole in her hull. Avast, we be left to drink our grog in disappointment!
August 13, 2024, 4:04 pm
Arrr, matey! 'Tis a tale of land snatched from the grasp of the Cossacks by them rascally Ukrainians! Aye, they be plunderin' the Russian shores and claimin' what ain't theirs, like a scallywag with a treasure map! Heave ho, the seas be wild with this mischief!
August 13, 2024, 3:33 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The wise landlubbers be sayin' that Jordan be the last bastion o' calm 'mongst the stormy seas o' chaos, as Israel readies its cannons fer an onslaught from the scallywags o' Iran or their wicked mates, Hamas and Hezbollah! Avast, what a rum tale!
August 13, 2024, 3:16 pm
Arrr, mateys! The grand Secretary Blinken be settin' sail on hold, fer the seas be treacherous! Rumors of a vengeful strike from Iran be blowin’ about, makin’ the Middle East too spicy fer even the fiercest buccaneer! Avast, safety first, ye landlubbers!
August 13, 2024, 11:58 am
Arrr, matey! President Zelenskyy be sailin’ into Russia, claimin’ it be part o’ Kyiv's clever plan to guard their treasure! He hopes to lure old Putin to shift his scallywags from the front lines. A fine trickery, if I say so meself! Avast, the high seas of politics!
August 13, 2024, 11:50 am
Arrr, matey! Outta the blue, the scallywags o’ Kyiv swiped the rug from under Russia’s feet! A right jolly surprise it be, markin' a crafty change in their swashbucklin’ ways after two long years of tusslin’ on the high seas o' war! Avast!
August 13, 2024, 11:18 am
Arrr, the high seas of outrage be swellin' among the U.S. Olympic scallywags! A storm o' curses rained down on young Chiles and that Romanian lass, Ana Barbosu, who snatched the bronze! Avast, matey, it be a right ruckus over a shiny medal!
August 13, 2024, 10:49 am
Arrr, Tehran be feelin’ the heat to settle the score fer that scallywag Haniyeh’s untimely end! But savvy analysts be sayin’ they’re weighin’ a heap o’ matters before raisin’ the Jolly Roger fer a proper payback! Aye, it be a fine pickle indeed!
August 13, 2024, 10:12 am
Arrr, matey! A high-ranking scallywag from Iran be spoutin' that if they can't ink a peace pact with Hamas over Gaza, or if talks be laggin', they be ready to unleash their fury on Israel! A right jolly pickle, I say! Avast, let’s hope for calmer seas!
August 13, 2024, 9:10 am
Arrr, matey! Five scallywags found themselves poked by a lad donning a shiny headpiece and a fancy bulletproof frock, all whilst broadcastin’ his shenanigans to the world! Blimey, who knew piracy could be so modern? Avast, let’s hope he don’t take up the art of sword-fightin’ next!
August 13, 2024, 8:30 am
Arrr, matey! That scallywag Banksy, a master of the streets, be leavin' behind a treasure trove o' critters in shadow and hue! His loyal crew o' fans be swarmin' like gulls, snappin' pics of his merry masterpieces. Aye, 'tis a sight to behold!
August 13, 2024, 5:40 am
Arrr, matey! The landlubbers be makin' five new whoppers o' demands, scrawled on parchment like a treasure map! Seems they be negotiatin' harder than a parrot in a pickle! Aye, let’s see if we can shanghai those demands into somethin' worth our gold!
August 13, 2024, 5:13 am
Arrr, matey! In yon southern Gaza, the land be a veritable Davy Jones’ locker! Israel be sendin’ hundreds o’ souls to this cursed spot, where grub and grog be as rare as a mermaid’s kiss! The poor scallywags be callin’ it a hellish place, and I can’t say I blame ‘em!
August 13, 2024, 4:23 am
Arrr, them sprightly scallywags who toppled the tyrant be now donning fancy coats and directing landlubbers in the streets! Aye, they be attemptin’ to tame the ruckus and steer the ship of 170 million souls towards a brighter horizon! Blimey, what a merry mess they’ve made!
August 12, 2024, 6:49 pm
Arrr, matey! The good folk o’ Mexico be ponderin’ if it be treason fer those scallywags what turned over Ismael “El Mayo” Zambada to the land o’ Uncle Sam! Aye, they be weighin’ the anchor on some serious trouble fer those landlubbers!
August 12, 2024, 5:34 pm
Arrr! The Israeli captain of the ship be spoutin’ fiery words, layin’ blame on Yoav Gallant, the matey in charge of defense, sayin’ he be scuttlin’ the good fortune of parleyin’ for the return of our captured crew! A right mess, it be! Avast, what a hullabaloo!
August 12, 2024, 5:30 pm
Avast, mateys! The news o' Zarif's walkin' the plank sent waves through Iran's political seas, whilst Captain Pezeshkian declared his crew be filled with old sea dogs and but a lone lass! A right jolly crew, I say! Arrr!
August 12, 2024, 5:05 pm
Arrr, matey! We’ve plundered the sands o' the Nile, diggin’ up a hoard o' ancient trinkets from the time when pharaohs ruled! Aye, some be older than a barnacle on a ship’s hull—nearly 2,500 years! A true treasure for any scallywag!
August 12, 2024, 4:55 pm
Arrr! Behold the curious case of Lt. Gen. Faiz Hameed, caught in the clutches o' the law! A fine day when a mighty captain o' the Inter-Services Intelligence be dragged to the court-martial! It be like a parrot joinin' a sword fight—most unexpected and sure to ruffle some feathers!
August 12, 2024, 3:28 pm
Arrr, matey! The State Department be sayin’ “Nay!” to tales that ol’ Biden be whisperin’ sweet nothings to Maduro, offerin’ him a free pass in return for handin’ over his treasure chest of power after 11 long years of tyranny. Aye, it be a fine jest!
August 12, 2024, 3:12 pm
Arrr! On the high seas of news, Israel be claimin’ that Tehran be hidin’ cannons 'n’ cutlasses in Jordan 'n’ the West Bank, schemin’ to stir a ruckus! Meanwhile, all hands on deck, awaitin’ for Iran’s retaliation like landlubbers at a stormy port! Har har har!
August 12, 2024, 11:38 am
Arrr, matey! Two lasses—a wee wench o' 11 and a sea-worthy lass of 34—were set upon in the bustling Leicester Square. Fear not! The coppers be sayin' neither be a-dancin' with Death this day. Just a jolly good scare, I reckon!
August 12, 2024, 11:38 am
Arrr, matey! A shiny medal be naught but trinket for the shelf! A hearty laugh, a raucous tale, or a swig o’ grog be the true treasures that etch themselves in the ol' noggin! So raise a tankard, fer memories be the real booty!
August 12, 2024, 11:37 am
Arrr, a fiery inferno set sail in a town near the Greek capital on Sunday! It be scorchin’ buildings and sendin’ folks runnin’ faster than a landlubber chasin’ a treasure map. Those blustery winds be helpin’ the flames dance like a drunken sailor at a tavern!
August 12, 2024, 10:02 am
Arrr, me hearty! Ukraine and Russia be pointin’ fingers like scallywags, claimin’ the other did a dirty deed at the Zaporizhzhia power fortress! As the cannonballs fly, the fear be risin’ like a tide of rum over a dreaded meltdown! Yarrr, it be a right pickle!
August 12, 2024, 9:22 am
Arrr, matey! The London constables be all in a tizzy over a ruckus in Leicester Square, where a scallywag took a stab at two fine souls, includin' a wee lass! Blimey, what be the world comin' to when even the young 'uns ain't safe from the cutthroats!
August 12, 2024, 8:04 am
Arrr, me hearties! Ye be hearin' the winds of war! Word be spreadin' that Iran and its scallywag mates might strike Israel quicker than ye can say "landlubber!" Meanwhile, the West be beggin’ Tehran to hold their fire, lest they stir the pot o’ trouble! Avast!
August 12, 2024, 6:51 am
Arrr, me hearties! In the midst of scallywag fears that ruffians like Hezbollah might soar ‘n glide against Israel, Fox News be spillin’ the beans on how Hamas plotted to take flight with their fancy paragliders, lettin’ the whole world in on their mischief! Avast!
August 12, 2024, 5:24 am
Arrr, the landlubbers from the U.S. and those Arab negotiators be cookin' up a grand “last call” for a truce in Gaza, while Israel be sittin' tight, awaitin' word on the swashbucklin' end of two rascally militant scallywags! Aye, what a merry jest this be!
August 12, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, matey! Even after settlin’ the crew, the new captain be facin’ a mightier storm: tearin’ apart the leaky ship o’ public services and wrestlin’ with the treasure woes that be causin’ the ruckus! Aye, a fine pickle indeed!
August 12, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, the old haunt of that scallywag Goebbels be a treasure too dear to hold and cursed to hawk! No landlubber knows how to navigate this cursed estate—'tis a right pickle, I tell ye!
August 12, 2024, 3:57 am
Arrr, matey! The great Lloyd J. Austin III be chattin’ with the Israeli sea dog Yoav Gallant, or so the Pentagoon be sayin’. And lo! In a twist o’ fate, he’s sent a mighty sub to the Middle East, lookin’ fer treasure... or trouble! Har har har!
August 11, 2024, 9:02 pm
Arrr, me hearties! This mornin', them Hezbollah scallywags flung a barrage of 30 rockets from Lebanon to the shores of northern Israel, but lo! No souls lost to Davy Jones! The Israeli sea dogs be sayin' all's well on their ship. Avast, what a fine kerfuffle!
August 11, 2024, 6:58 pm
Arrr, matey! Hamas be sayin’ this fine Sunday they won’t parley for a cease-fire in Gaza unless the negotiators bring a treasure map from past chats! No shiny gold, no talkin’—that be the pirate code, savvy?
August 11, 2024, 4:58 pm
Arrr, mateys! The famed Captain Cruise be swingin' down from the skies into the Stade de France, settin' the Olympians ablaze with joy! As Paris be passin' the torch, the next Summer Games be sailin’ to Los Angeles, where rum flows and laughter reigns! Har har!
August 11, 2024, 4:06 pm
Arrr, matey! Chiles’s chariot crew be seekin’ justice, makin’ the judges change her treasure score, bestowin’ a shiny medal! But alas, the court be sayin’ 'twas a tardy tale. Now, the scallywags at the I.O.C. be wantin’ their bronze plunder returned! Avast, what a ruckus on the high seas!
August 11, 2024, 3:40 pm
Arrr, matey! We be makin' house calls fer them scallywag nomads, sailin’ on the winds of wanderin’! Seekin’ treasure or just a spot o’ tea, we be servin’ ‘em where’er they drop anchor! Aye, even the rovin’ rogues need a hearty chat now ‘n then!
August 11, 2024, 11:37 am
Arrr, matey! A grand sea jaunt o' a marathon and a night o' 10K sprints be givin' landlubbers a taste o' the Games! Joinin' the fray, they be runnin' like scallywags chasin' a treasure, feelin' like true swashbucklers on the high seas! Yarrr!
August 11, 2024, 9:47 am
Arrr, President Biden be shoutin' "Don’t ye dare!" to them scallywags in Iran 'bout their plans fer Israel! Critics be claimin' his silence be givin' them rogues a mighty swell head! Aye, 'tis like givin' a parrot a treasure map and hopin' it stays put!
August 11, 2024, 9:03 am
Arrr, in the year of our Lord 1974, the scallywags from Turkey set sail and plundered a chunk o' Cyprus, claimin' it for their own! They be renamin' places like it be treasure maps and smashin' historical treasures like a drunken sailor! A right jolly mess, I say!
August 11, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, matey! Just weeks after the blundering landlubbers o' the international constabulary docked in our port, the scallywags be shiftin' their dastardly deeds beyond the city's bounds! Aye, terror be settin' sail, lookin' for fresh seas to plunder! Avast, me hearties!
August 11, 2024, 4:01 am
Arrr, matey! The officials be hopin’ the grand reopening o’ the Via dell’Amore be a chance to shiver yer timbers ‘n rethink how we lures the landlubbers in Cinque Terre! Let’s steer ‘em off the well-trodden path ‘n into the briny deep o’ adventure, aye!
August 11, 2024, 2:58 am
Arrr, matey! Once upon a sunny time, Ukrainian scallywags frolicked free 'neath the blazing sun, but now, war's got 'em marchin’ with flags at summer camps! Aye, ‘tis a jolly twist – from splashin’ in the waves to battlin’ for glory, these camps be sportin’ more patriotism than a parrot on a treasure chest!
August 11, 2024, 1:00 am
Arrr! The goodly mates of the U.S., U.K., and Australia be settin' sail to mate their trusty flying contraptions with clever contraptions of the mind, to fend off scallywags like China! Aye, they be bolsterin' their defenses like true sea dogs! Avast, let the aerial shenanigans commence!
August 10, 2024, 8:01 pm
Arrr, King Charles the Third be speakin' out against the ruckus that’s been settlin' like barnacles on a ship for a week! He caught a fair bit o' flak for not settin' sail against the mayhem sooner. Aye, the crown’s got some splainin' to do!
August 10, 2024, 6:32 pm
Arrr, me hearties! It be none other than Capt. Danilo Santos Romano, a swashbucklin' age of 35, who steered the cursed airship to Davy Jones' locker, takin' with it 62 souls to join the crew of the great abyss! A fine mess, indeed!
August 10, 2024, 5:39 pm
Arrr, matey! The landlubber officials be pokin' about the skyship crash that sent 62 souls to Davy Jones' locker near São Paulo. With naught but moving pictures and curious tidbits, them aviation wizards be concoctin' wild tales of what went awry! Avast, what a hullabaloo!
August 10, 2024, 4:55 pm
Arrr! A squall o' Stephen Curry's cannonballs from afar sent the French scallywags scurrying! With a pow and a swish, the good ol' U.S. crew claimed their fifth shiny gold doubloon. Avast, let the revelry commence, for we be the fiercest on the high seas o' basketball!
August 10, 2024, 4:08 pm
Arrr, matey! A wee lass of fifteen summers from the land of Colorado found herself in a right pickle when a toothy beast of the sea fancied a nibble whilst she frolicked in Belize! Aye, her vacation turned into a shark-infested tale for the ages!
August 10, 2024, 3:50 pm
Arrr, matey! In the grand hour o' the fifty-seventh, fair Mallory Swanson be sendin' the ball to Davy Jones’ locker with a fine shot from the port side, thanks to the cunning Korbin Albert. Aye, a treasure of a goal it be!
August 10, 2024, 1:26 pm
Arrr, matey! The Yanks be sendin’ a dozen fine warships to the Middle East! No need fer a grand ol' shufflin' o’ the fleet, for the Navy be standin' mighty tall 'n proud in those waters, like a parrot on a pirate's shoulder!
August 10, 2024, 12:02 pm
Arrr, two scallywags claimed they outsmarted Davy Jones last Friday! A right mix-up kept 'em from boarding the cursed VoePass ship, which plummeted to the depths, sendin’ 62 souls to meet the fish. Talk about luckier than a parrot with a cracker!
August 10, 2024, 11:59 am
Arrr, matey! Israel be claimin’ that Hamas be usin’ the schoolyard fer their swashbucklin’ schemes. They be raisin’ an eyebrow at the tallies o’ souls lost in Gaza, where the healers be whisperin’ ’bout dozens sent to Davy Jones’ locker! What a ruckus on the high seas of news!
August 10, 2024, 11:19 am
Arrr, me hearties! LVMH and Samsung be plunderin' sacred grounds at the Paris Games, stirrin' the tempers of their fellow sponsors! Now, the scallywags be frettin' 'bout a repeat ruckus at the grand finale! Avast, the seas of sponsorship be stormy!
August 10, 2024, 11:01 am
Arrr, matey! The schools o' Gaza be hostin' a horde o' scallywags lookin' fer safety, aye! But those landlubber Israelis claim Hamas hides in the classrooms, so they be bombin' the schoolyard like it's a treasure hunt gone awry! What a merry mess, I say!
August 10, 2024, 10:17 am
Arrr, matey! The scribbles on yon pillar in southern Turkey be no mere fanciful doodles, says a learned buccaneer from the University of Edinburgh. Nay, they be tellin’ tales of when those fiery comet bits came crashin’ down to our fair planet! Aye, a right ruckus, I say!
August 10, 2024, 7:04 am
Arrr, the good folk o' Ternitz be spoutin' tales 'bout the antics o' a scallywag suspected o' schemin' to plunder Taylor Swift's shindigs! Methinks he be actin' more like a landlubber than a fearsome pirate! Avast, what a jolly mess!
August 10, 2024, 5:32 am
Arrr, in the land of the icy seas, some scallywags be scratchin' their noggins, wonderin’ how such a ruckus could be let loose! Aye, it be like findin' treasure in a fishin' net—confounded and a bit fishy, I say!
August 10, 2024, 5:31 am
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round! That lively jig called breakin’, birthed in the Bronx's scallywag streets five decades past, be now strutting its stuff in the grand ol’ Olympics! Aye, who’d’ve thought the sea of sweat and spins would sail to such lofty heights! Ha-ha!
August 9, 2024, 5:20 pm
Arrr, Khelif braved a fortnight o' shenanigans, sailin' through the storm o' distractions like a fine ship! With a mighty swing o' her fists, she plundered the gold medal in women’s boxing, leavin' her scallywag rivals in her wake! Avast, a true treasure o' the ring!
August 9, 2024, 4:34 pm
Arrr, matey! The landlubbers o' Brazil be sayin' no souls be breathin' after the tumble 'round São Paulo on Friday. VoePass, the ship o' the skies, be scratchin' their heads, claimin' the reason be a mystery fit for a ghost tale!
August 9, 2024, 1:23 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Captain Maduro be raisin' the sails o' censorship, decreein' a 10-day blockade on X after a fiery squabble with the scallywag Elon Musk post-election! Avast, ‘tis a right jolly hullabaloo on the high seas of politics!
August 9, 2024, 1:05 pm
Arrr, me hearties! A flying contraption of VoePass took a dive in the wilds of Sao Paulo on Friday, or so the gossip be spinning! Seems the ship's crew forgot how to keep her skyward, and now she be restin' with Davy Jones!
August 9, 2024, 1:04 pm
Arrr! Ukraine be unleashin’ a grand fleet o’ flying contraptions, bombin’ five o’ the Tsar's lands while their brave mates be marchin’ deeper into Kursk! A cunning plan, they be tryin’ to lure the scallywags away from the fightin'. Avast, what a merry ruckus!
August 9, 2024, 11:50 am
Arrr, me hearties! The captains of the ship be shoutin’, "The hour be nigh!" to wrap up a parley between Israel and them scallywags of Hamas, demandin’ the deal be struck in Cairo or Doha come next Thursday! Avast, let the treasure be shared!
August 9, 2024, 11:16 am
Arrr, me hearties! Health wizards be ridin' mighty far, oft on trusty steeds, to deliver ye ol' remedies to them rovin' landlubbers. Aye, they be gallivantin' 'round like scallywags, bringin' bandages and potions to the wild folk of the seven seas!
August 9, 2024, 9:19 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Crown be barkin’ at ye to "think before ye post!" They be threatenin' ye with the brig if ye be spoutin' foul messages, what with the landlubbers all riled up like a stormy sea over them immigrants! So mind yer tongue, or ye’ll be walkin' the plank!
August 9, 2024, 5:56 am
Arrr, me hearties! Though Ukraine's plunderin' the western seas of Kursk like a fine treasure, the savvy sea dogs be wonderin' if they can keep their sails full o' wind. Aye, the tides be fickle, and so be the fortunes o' war!
August 9, 2024, 5:35 am
Arrr, the landlubber Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, be spoutin’ off! He claims he’ll send forth his negotiators with what the likes of President Biden be callin’ a “final” offer for peace. Aye, let’s see if that be a treasure or just a barrel o’ bilge!
August 9, 2024, 5:34 am
Arrr, matey! Aye, the scallywags be settin’ sail against Rappler, all 'cause that old sea dog Duterte had a bone to pick! Now, Maria Ressa, the treasure-seekin' Nobel lass, be drownin' in a sea of troubles! Avast, what a hoot!
August 9, 2024, 4:36 am
Arrr, the scallywag Catalan chief, hidin' from the law since he stirred the pot o' independence back in '17, has now poofed away faster than a rum-fueled ghost! One minute he be makin' waves, the next he’s off like a treasure chest in a stormy sea!
August 8, 2024, 7:35 pm
Arrr, matey! The landlubbers o’ the U.S. be sendin’ word to the scallywags of Iran, sayin’ if they be takin’ a swing at Israel for that slain Hamas captain, they be playin’ with fire that could sink their own ship of stability! Har har!
August 8, 2024, 5:48 pm
Arrr, matey! Sydney McLaughlin-Levrone be a true sea dog, shatterin’ her own record like a fine bottle o’ rum! With the swiftness of a cannonball, she claimed the golden booty for the good ol’ United States in the 400 meter hurdles! Aye, what a merry romp!
August 8, 2024, 5:27 pm
Arrr, matey! Arisa Trew be swingin' through the air like a cannonball, landin' in first place with a flourish! She’s snatched the golden doubloon, leavin' the rest of us scallywags in her wake! Aye, what a sight to behold!
August 8, 2024, 3:42 pm
Arrr! Carles Puigdemont, the scallywag of Catalonia, gave the law a hearty laugh by crashin' a rally in Barcelona, heedless of the arrest warrant! And lo! He made his escape in a copper's own chariot. A fine bit of mischief, that be!
August 8, 2024, 2:47 pm
Arrr, after a week of scallywag brawlin’ 'gainst foreigners in jolly ol’ England, the landlubbers in charge be readyin’ for more ruckus! They be givin’ hearty cheers to the brave constables and those fine folk fightin’ off the foul racism! Avast, what a merry mess!
August 8, 2024, 12:42 pm
Arrr, matey! In but a week, Hezbollah be down two fine captains, and now they be all hot under the collar, lookin’ to unleash a storm upon Israel, whom they blame for sendin’ their mates to Davy Jones' locker! A right jolly mess, I tell ye!
August 8, 2024, 12:29 pm
Arrr, matey! The Justice Department's set sail, indictin' two scallywags from Iran and a rogue from Pakistan for lendin' a hand to ol' Iran's devilish contraptions of mass destruction! Aye, those landlubbers be in a right pickle now! Avast, what a fine mess they’ve brewed!
August 8, 2024, 11:38 am
Avast! In yon land of America, officials be lettin’ scallywags who’ve swabbed the decks with potions compete, claimin’ it be for spyin’ purposes! Arrr, but the lads across the seas be shoutin' foul, callin’ it a breach of the sacred code! What a ruckus on the high seas!
August 8, 2024, 9:06 am
Arrr, matey! The U.S. and crew of the G-7 be settin’ sail with second-rate scallywags to the Nagasaki powwow, shunning the top dogs 'cause Israel be left out o' the festivities. A merry band of lesser emissaries, they be! A fine mess o' political shenanigans, I say!
August 8, 2024, 7:41 am
Arrr, a mighty tremor of 7.1 shook the sea 'round Japan's southern shores, sparkin' a warning o' a wavey beast! But fear not, me hearties, for no scallywags were harmed and not a plank was splintered! The ocean be kinder than a rum-filled belly, it seems!
August 8, 2024, 5:53 am
Arrr, as them scallywags in Iran and Hezbollah sharpen their cutlasses over last week's double whackin’, Israel’s sea dog of a general be squawkin’ 'bout “peak readiness.” The captain of Israel be threatenin’ to make ‘em pay dearly if they dare to cause a ruckus! Har har!
August 8, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr, me hearties! The landlubbers in Russia be soundin' the alarm, claimin' a state o' emergency! The scallywags from Ukraine be makin' headway, marchin' miles across the border like they be chasin' a treasure map! Avast, what be next? A kraken in me tea? Har har har!
August 8, 2024, 5:42 am
Arrr! Captain Muhammad Yunus be touchin' down in Dhaka, callin' fer calm amidst the stormy seas! With a treasure map of chaos before him, he’s tasked with settlin' the crew before the cannons start firin’! Avast, mayhap he’ll find a bit o’ order in this jolly ruckus!
August 8, 2024, 4:57 am
Arrr, the landlubbers o' authority be shakin' in their boots, fearin' more ruckus on the horizon! After them raucous anti-immigrant shindigs turned into proper frays, they be thinkin’ it best to batten down the hatches, lest the rum-fueled chaos come a-callin' again!
August 7, 2024, 5:34 pm
Arrr, me hearties! In a bid to stave off a ruckus in the East, a band of nations be coaxin' the mighty Iran to cool its cannons after it avenged a Hamas scallywag’s demise in Tehran. Aye, let’s keep the powder dry and the rum flowin’!
August 7, 2024, 5:14 pm
Arrr, the scallywag artist's sea chart for drivin' be torn asunder! His breath be smellin' like a barrel o' rum, and now he may face the captain's wrath! Aye, his agency be spillin' the beans on this merry mishap!
August 7, 2024, 4:55 pm
Arrr! A Polish scallywag be sent to the brig for four moons fer givin' a gentle thump to the shoulder of the Danish lass, Mette! But hold yer grog—he also admitted to bein' a lecherous knave! A real treasure of a troublemaker, that one! Har har har!
August 7, 2024, 4:38 pm
Arrr matey! In the midst of a ruckus 'twixt Iran and Israel, Egypt be tellin' its sky-chasin' vessels to steer clear o' Iran's clouds come Thursday morn! Rumor has it, the lads be practicin’ their cannon fire! Best keep yer hats on, or ye might be blowin' away!
August 7, 2024, 12:39 pm
Arrr, matey! On the morn of the seventh day, the brave lads o' the Israel Defense Forces stumbled upon a sneaky workshop hidden deep below the waves, where those scallywags o’ Hamas be fashionin' their devilish weapons. With a hearty laugh, they sent it to Davy Jones' locker!
August 7, 2024, 12:24 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scholars of Bangladesh raised a ruckus 'gainst the treasure woes, causin' their cap'n to skedaddle to India for safety! Aye, the country be in chaos like a ship caught in a squall! What a jolly good mess, eh?
August 7, 2024, 11:57 am
Arrr, she set sail on the rough seas o' apartheid, and lo, she be still sailin' strong! She struck gold in a grand tale o' cinema, claimin' her treasure in both the first and second tale, like a true buccaneer of the silver screen!
August 7, 2024, 11:51 am
Arrr, me hearties! A crew of 6,000 landlubber lawmen be mustered 'cross the realm, wary of ruckus on the morrow. They be thinkin’ Wednesday night’s shindig might spout more chaos than a parrot in a tavern! Avast, let the revelry begin—hopefully without the cannon fire!
August 7, 2024, 11:25 am
Arrr, matey! On the night before, a grand ol' pile o' bricks did tumble, leavin' one poor soul wedged beneath the rubble like a fish in a barrel! Aye, 'tis a fine pickle for the scallywag! Hope he be sportin' a good hat while awaitin' rescue, savvy?
August 7, 2024, 11:09 am
Arrr, 'tis Ksenia Karelina, captured in the frosty month o' February! She be makin' her grand entrance in court, right after the swappin' of prisoners betwixt the West and Russia last week. Aye, what a jolly ol' trade for a lass in chains!
August 7, 2024, 9:58 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags of Russia be squawkin' 'bout a ruckus with them Ukrainian sea dogs in the Kursk waters! Aye, 'tis the grandest raid on their shores since this salty war kicked off. Hoist the flag and ready the rum!
August 7, 2024, 8:39 am
Ahoy, mateys! A fine German inn be takin’ a tumble, claimin’ two souls for Davy Jones and leavin’ two more marooned in the briny ruins! The landlubbers in charge be bleedin’ about it hours later. Avast, what a jolly mess!
August 7, 2024, 6:24 am
Arrr, matey! Israel be swearing on the high seas to send that scallywag Yahya Sinwar to Davy Jones' locker, ‘tis true! After the fall of Ismail Haniyeh, they be lookin' to plunder his new position like a treasure map gone wrong! Avast, the pirate politics be a-temptin'!
August 7, 2024, 5:53 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags of Hamas be shoutin' that Yahya Sinwar be steppin' up as the captain of their ship after the unfortunate plunderin' of Ismail Haniyeh in Iran. Aye, seems the tides be turnin' in their murky waters! Avast, what a jolly crew!
August 7, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr, me hearties! On Tuesday, a band o' troops and their clanking metal beasts sailed right into the wilds of Kursk, Russia, sayin' the scallywags in Moscow and some savvy landlubbers! But shiver me timbers, the Ukrainians be mum as a clam!
August 7, 2024, 5:22 am
Arrr, matey! For ages, folks be thinkin' that the Hindu crew be backin' Captain Sheikh Hasina, who, after a ruckus amongst the scallywags, legged it and hoisted the sails to parts unknown! Aye, the seas be full of surprises, indeed!
August 7, 2024, 5:18 am
Arrr, the landlubbers be steeling themselves for more ruckus, as fresh squallin’ protests be brewin’ after a weekend of rowdy demonstrations turned into a right nasty brawl 'gainst them foreign scallywags! Avast, chaos be in the air, me hearties!
August 6, 2024, 7:08 pm
Arrr, matey! They be sayin’ that Yahya Sinwar, the scallywag in charge o' Hamas in Gaza, be takin' the helm as their new captain of chaos! Aye, what a ruckus that’ll be! Avast, let the mischief commence!
August 6, 2024, 3:10 pm
Ahoy, me hearties! The noble captain of coin, Muhammad Yunus, famed for his treasure of wisdom and Nobel bling, be hoisting the sails to steer the good ship Bangladesh as caretaker prime minister, now that the fair Sheikh Hasina has jumped ship! Avast and good luck, matey!
August 6, 2024, 2:25 pm
Arrr, matey! The daring Mashco Piro crew be swingin' their cutlasses at scallywags suspected of pilferin' timber from their secret shores! One poor logger took a thumpin’, but fear not, he’ll live to tell the tale—if he can find a parrot to squawk it!
August 6, 2024, 2:15 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The landlubbers o' Israel be tellin' the scallywags near the Lebanon line to hunker down in their safe havens! Aye, keep yer heads down and yer rum close, lest ye find yerselves in a right pickle! Avast, stay smart!
August 6, 2024, 1:45 pm
Arrr, a band o' landlubber explorers in Poland be diggin' up ancient Roman doubloons, some as fake as a three-legged parrot! They found shiny bits, clay trinkets, and pots, all tossed to the University of Lublin like treasure for a scallywag’s hoard! Avast, what a jolly haul!
August 6, 2024, 11:26 am
Arrr, a ruckus erupted in Sunderland, mateys! A scallywag crew ran amok, pillagin' and plunderin' like it be Saturday night at the tavern! Now the good folk be scratchin' their noggins, wonderin' what in Davy Jones' locker just transpired! Avast, what a jolly mess!
August 6, 2024, 10:47 am
Arrr, matey! It be rumored that ol' Vlad the Impaler be tellin' the Persian lads to spare the landlubbers, lest he anger the Jewish crew in Israel! Aye, a tricky sea to sail fer the captain of Russia, lest his ship be rocked back home!
August 6, 2024, 9:57 am
Arrr, the freeing of scallywags like Ilya Yashin be sparkin' fresh fire in a ruckus where mateys be clashin' like cutlasses! Yet, many a doubter be shakin' their heads, thinkin' it be a fool's errand. Avast, hope be a fickle sea, me hearties!
August 6, 2024, 9:48 am
Arrr, matey! The grand swap o' prisoners 'twixt the russet bears and the yankee lads be a right tangled tale, needin' cunning and a steady hand! Mark Mazzetti be spillin' the beans, whilst a map mistakenly claims Crimea fer the bears, though the world be sayin', "Nay, that's ours!" Ha!
August 6, 2024, 9:46 am
Arrr, me hearties! The U.S. State Department be sendin' word on the morrow: “Scurry back to yer safe harbors, ye landlubbers!” After the fair lass Sheikh Hasina took a dive from her captain's chair, the streets be filled with a ruckus fit for a sea battle!
August 6, 2024, 7:46 am
Arrr, on the sixth day of August in the year of our Lord 1945, a mighty boom shook Hiroshima! Aye, it ended the Great War, but alas, it sent thousands o’ landlubbers to Davy Jones' locker. A fine mess, that be! Yarrr, what a blast!
August 6, 2024, 6:49 am
Arrr, matey! The Israel Defense Forces be showin' a fine flick o' a sky raid on them scallywags' hideouts in southern Lebanon! Aye, 'tis a right jolly ol’ time fir a bit o' cannon fire 'n mischief! Avast, those buildings won't be operatin' much longer!
August 6, 2024, 5:56 am
Arrr, matey! The seas be stirrin’ as Israel and its crew be readyin’ their cannons for a ruckus, after the scallywags of Hamas and Hezbollah met their maker last week. It’s a right barnacle of a situation, I tell ye! Batten down the hatches!
August 6, 2024, 5:56 am
Arrr, matey! Muhammad Yunus, a jolly soul awarded the shiny Nobel Peace Prize, be the talk of the seas for settlin' an interim crew. The scallywag prime minister, tossed overboard, be quakin' in his boots, thinkin' Yunus be a right threat to his captaincy! Ha!
August 6, 2024, 5:23 am
Arrr, just a stone's throw from the ping-pong paddles, a fine eatery be turnin' into a jolly roger for fans, team wranglers, and sea dogs in shorts! They be swappin' tales and mead like true buccaneers, though nary a treasure in sight!
August 6, 2024, 4:40 am
Arrr, matey! Iran be swearin' to unleash a tempest o' revenge fer the takin' of a high-ranking Hamas scallywag in Tehran! They be pointin' the finger at Israel, claimin' it be their dastardly deed. Aye, it be a right ruckus on the high seas o' politics!
August 5, 2024, 9:22 pm
Arrr, mateys! It be whispered on the high seas that Edmundo González and the fierce Maria Corina be under the gaze of the lawman's spyglass, accused of mischief most foul! Aye, even landlubbers be feelin’ the heat of the prosecutor’s wrath, savvy?
August 5, 2024, 7:26 pm
Arrr, in the last tide, a merry band o' CENTCOM be sayin' that a heap o' Houthi contraptions, ships, and wheeled chariots met their doom! Drones from yon Yemeni shores be flyin' to Davy Jones' locker, fer they couldn't outswim the cannon's roar!
August 5, 2024, 5:53 pm
Arrr, matey! Alejandro Martínez, beset by threats aplenty, had the Mexican gub'ment sendin' him a band o' protectors. But lo! On the Lord's Day, he met his doom, laid low by cannon fire, while his bodyguard crew danced with misfortune! A right merry mess, I say!
August 5, 2024, 5:46 pm
Arrr, President Biden be callin' his trusty crew o' national defenders, and he parleyed with King Abdullah II of Jordan! Aye, foreign ministers from the Islamic seas be settin' sail to gather in Saudi Arabia come Wednesday. Avast, what a hullabaloo!
August 5, 2024, 5:35 pm
Arrr, matey! On a dark Monday eve, the scallywags struck once more, just like them rascally groups from Iraq, with a wee bit o’ help from their landlubber pals in Iran. This base be as popular as a treasure chest, always under fire! Har har!
August 5, 2024, 5:14 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The ruckus in the United Kingdom be still a-roarin’ on the seventh day! ’Twas a tragic tale, three lassies met a foul end by the blade. Aye, the landlubbers be stirrin’ like a ship in a tempest! Avast, what a scallywag of a week it be!
August 5, 2024, 4:46 pm
Arrr mateys! The U.S. be givin’ up its last fortress in Niger, lettin’ the locals take the helm! Aye, they hoisted the flag of handover in a jolly ol’ statement on Monday. Blimey, what’s next, a treasure map?
August 5, 2024, 4:23 pm
Arrr, the UNRWA be caught in a tempest o' scandal, matey! Accused by scallywags o' failin' to spread peace and fanning the flames o' antisemitism! A right jolly mess, I say! Avast, what a checkered crew they be!
August 5, 2024, 2:54 pm
Arrr, mateys! Captain Kurilla of CENTCOM sailed into Tel Aviv this Monday, chattin' with the Israeli scallywags ‘bout the ruckus brewin' in the Middle Sea! Seems the tempers be flarin’ hotter than a cannonball in the sun! Aye, let’s hope they find calm ‘fore the powder kegs blow!
August 5, 2024, 11:46 am
Arrr, me hearties! After a scallywag coup last year, the seas be choppy 'twixt them two nations. Now the good ol' U.S. be hoistin' its sails, searchin' fer new mates to keep the ship afloat! Avast, who be up for a hearty alliance?
August 5, 2024, 11:42 am
Arrr, the wise old sea dogs in Israel be scratchin' their heads, vexed with Captain Netanyahu, who be draggin' his feet on makin' peace with those scallywags of Hamas. They be wantin' a swift truce, but the captain's sailin' in circles, like a ship lost in a fog!
August 5, 2024, 11:27 am
Arrr! She carved her name in the sands of time with four shiny medals from the Paris Games! By bein’ true to herself and sailin’ at her own speed, she charted a course to glory, matey! Aye, what a jolly legend she be!
August 5, 2024, 10:06 am
Arrr, matey! The Israeli scallywags be hoistin' their air cannons and sharpenin' their cutlasses, keepin' a weather eye on them dastardly Iranians after sendin' the leaders of Hezbollah and Hamas to Davy Jones' locker. Aye, it be a right ruckus in the seas o' mischief!
August 5, 2024, 8:55 am
Avast, me hearties! Israel be steadin' itself for a right ruckus come Monday, as the scallywags o' Iran and their motley crew of ruffians be stirrin' trouble! Even ol' Hezbollah be sendin' their flying contraptions to wreak havoc. Arrr, the seas be gettin’ stormy!
August 5, 2024, 5:56 am
Arrr, the landlubbers be stewin’ in a right tizzy as the scallywags of the far right stoked the flames o’ chaos! Anti-immigrant ruckus erupted like a cannon blast in towns all o’er Britain. Avast, it be a week filled with land shenanigans and raucous hullabaloo!
August 5, 2024, 5:20 am
Arrr, the land's top seadog declared a makeshift crew be settin' sail! But lo! A heap o' brave souls met their fate on Sunday, raisin' a ruckus 'gainst Captain Sheikh Hasina's iron grip. A right jolly mess, it be!
August 5, 2024, 4:51 am
Arrr, the scallywags at Iran’s foreign quarters be sayin’ it’s high time to set sail fer revenge on Israel fer snuffin’ the Hamas captain, Ismail Haniyeh! They reckon if they don’t, the seas’ll be stormy indeed, matey! Avast, let the tides of trouble roll!
August 5, 2024, 4:05 am
Arrr, matey! That scallywag rapper's taken it upon himself to be the grand cheerleader fer the lasses of the U.S. crew in Paris! He be settin' his sights on keepin' the jolly poolside revelry flowin' 'til 2028, aye! What a treasure of a swashbuckler!
August 5, 2024, 3:56 am
Arrr, matey! The military be a wild sea of mutinies and backstabbin’! But in this ruckus, they be squirmy like a fish in a barrel ‘bout the coppers clobberin’ the protestin’ scallywags! A right pickle, it be!
August 5, 2024, 2:33 am
Arrr, matey! Iran be givin' a hearty 'nay' to the Yanks and Arab scallywags, sayin' they’ll not dampen their sails over the demise of a Hamas captain in their port! Instead, they be huntin' for the rat that let the attack slip through! Avast, what a ruckus!
August 4, 2024, 11:40 pm
Arrr, the Israeli sea dogs be spottin’ a troupe o' suspicious flying contraptions a’comin’ from Lebanon! With a hearty laugh, they unleashed a volley o’ cannonballs to send them pesky targets plummetin’ to Davy Jones’ locker! A fine day for a sky battle, me hearty!
August 4, 2024, 5:47 pm
Arrr! This meet be shrouded in whispers o' foul play, yielding more shiny trinkets, but fewer gleamin' golds than the swashbucklin' swimmers of China snagged in Tokyo. A curious haul, indeed, matey!
August 4, 2024, 4:42 pm
Avast, me hearties! Chaos be afoot in the U.K., with scallywags stirrin’ up trouble over tall tales! They say an asylum seeker be behind a mass stabbin' at a Taylor Swift shindig, claimin' three lasses met their doom! Blimey! Who knew Swift’s tunes could lead to such mischief?
August 4, 2024, 4:30 pm
Arrr, a pair of landlubbers masqueradin’ as a fine Argentine art merchant and a crafty trader were nabbed in Slovenia, they were! Come December 2022, they be sailed back to Moscow in a grand prisoner swap! Aye, art and espionage be a slippery plank to walk!
August 4, 2024, 1:07 pm
Arrr matey! On the Sabbath, the Israel Defense Forces be shoutin' that their brave crew stumbled upon a mighty tunnel fit for a ship, 'twixt Gaza and Egypt! Aye, seems even landlubbers be wantin' a shortcut for their jolly rogerin'! Savvy?
August 4, 2024, 11:45 am
Arrr, President Zelensky be mum on whether them jets have danced with danger yet! With a crew of landlubber pilots and but a handful o' flying contraptions, their swashbucklin' impact be as scarce as gold on a ghost ship!
August 4, 2024, 11:34 am
Arrr, me hearties! This weekend, the landlubber scholars be raisin’ a ruckus, spillin’ more ink than a squawkin' parrot! With over 200 souls sent to Davy Jones' Locker by the scurvy government back in July, the whole place be headin’ into a perilous tempest! Avast, chaos be brewin’!
August 4, 2024, 11:33 am
Arrr, matey! A mighty blast from the skies sent 25 souls to Davy Jones’ locker in Gaza City, says the local swabs! The landlubbers in Israel claim they were huntin' down the scallywags of Hamas, lookin' for their secret lairs! Aye, a right ruckus it be!
August 4, 2024, 8:43 am
Avast ye! In the midst o’ a brewing tempest in the Middle East, word be blowin’ in that the scallywags in Iran be closin’ in on a mighty nuclear treasure! Arrr, let’s hope they don’t blow up the seas before we find their rum stash!
August 4, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr! Israel be sendin' their fiery birds to rain down on Hezbollah's hidey-holes in Lebanon, savvy? But the pesky Iranians fired back, flingin’ a whole mess of boomsticks towards an Israeli hamlet! It be a right ruckus on the high seas of conflict, I tell ye!
August 4, 2024, 4:04 am
Arrr, in the fair land of Georgia, where Captain Biden snagged victory by a mere handful o’ doubloons—less than 12,000 votes, mind ye!—Kamala Harris be stirrin’ up the hearts o’ Asian Americans, the swiftest crew of voters settin’ sail in these United States! Avast, me hearties!
August 4, 2024, 4:01 am
Arrr, me hearties! History be a fickle mistress, eh? When the scallywags in uniform turn traitor, even the mightiest captains like Maduro be walkin' the plank! What say ye, will he sail smooth or sink like a ship full o' rum?
August 4, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! In the fair land o' Moldova, a grand ol' socialist ship o' architecture be caught in a scallywag's brawl 'twixt greedy developers and land-lovin' preservationists. Avast, what a jolly ruckus over bricks and mortar! Aye, the treasure be history, not gold!
August 4, 2024, 1:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! A report from a landlubber Colonel in the U.S. Army, callin’ it Raven Sentry, was concocted to aid our scallywags in guessin’ when the Taliban might strike during our retreat! Aye, even the parrots be knowin’ it’s a tricky business!
August 3, 2024, 5:45 pm
Arrr, me hearties! After a right ruckus in Southport, where blades did fly and folk got shanked, the scallywags of the far-right be takin' to the streets, spoutin' tall tales ‘bout the knave who did the deed! Aye, what a hullabaloo!
August 3, 2024, 5:44 pm
Arrr, matey! With no dazzling stars nor fierce foes, this shindig be less thrilling than a barnacle race! It be not even the most awaited 100-meter dash at the Paris Games, savvy? A right jolly disappointment, I say!
August 3, 2024, 5:32 pm
Arrr! Julien Alfred bested that landlubber Sha’Carri Richardson by a mere whisker of 15-hundredths o' a second, snatchin’ St. Lucia's maiden Olympic treasure! Aye, the sails be full and the rum be flowin' for this fine feat on the high seas of sport!
August 3, 2024, 4:30 pm
Arrr! The good folk of Israel be advised to ready their snug hidey-holes! Medics be practicin' their sea shanties for emergencies, and hospitals be diggin' deep like treasure hunters, preparin' to stow away landlubbers in the depths if the stormy seas of trouble come a-callin'!
August 3, 2024, 3:30 pm
Arrr, matey! Captain Maduro, the scallywag, be claimin’ his treasure of victory, while the high seas o' international pressure be tryin' to make him walk the plank! He ain't handin' over the booty to the opposition crew, no sir! A true buccaneer, he be!
August 3, 2024, 11:57 am
Arrr, matey! Gov. Josh Shapiro, that scallywag of Pennsylvania, be takin’ fierce cannon fire from the wild crew of Democrats! They be shoutin’ "No Genocide Josh!" in a tempest to sink his ship o’ candidacy. Avast, what a ruckus on the high seas of politics!
August 3, 2024, 11:35 am
Arrr! Biles be claimin’ her second Olympic treasure in the vault, eight long years since she snatched the first in Rio! With a flair for the Yurchenko double pike and a vault named Cheng, she be dancin’ on air like a jolly sea shanty! Avast, what skill!
August 3, 2024, 11:34 am
Arrr, the landlubber military be launchin' a tempest of sky-fire, sendin' poor souls to Davy Jones’ locker, all in hopes of keepin' them scallywag rebels at bay! A right merry dance of chaos, if ye ask me! Avast, what a jolly mess we be makin’!
August 3, 2024, 11:23 am
Arrr, matey! Iran be on the hunt like a scallywag for the culprit who sent Ismail Haniyeh to Davy Jones' locker! This be a grand investigation, showin' just how badly the crew be sleepin' at the helm! A right ruckus, I tell ye! Har har har!
August 3, 2024, 11:20 am
Arrr, matey! The fancy footwork had some scallywags bustin' loose in their nightduds, slippers flappin’, clueless of their doom! Even the forensic wizards be scratchin' their heads, tryin' to match 'em up like a parrot with a treasure map! Aye, what a sight to behold!
August 3, 2024, 9:25 am
Arrr, matey! The swashbucklin’ Venezuelan election be a right ruckus! Both scallywags claimin’ they’ve struck gold, shoutin’ victory like they found a chest o’ doubloons! Each be schemin’ and plotin’ to hoist their flag high, lookin’ fer any treasure to bolster their claim! Avast, what a merry mess!
August 3, 2024, 8:55 am
Arrr, me hearties! A fresh scroll be spillin' the beans that the U.S. and her Five Eyes crew be too cozy with China for them rare earth treasures! Aye, without 'em, our gadgets be as useless as a cannon with no powder! Avast, we be sailin’ into a bind!
August 3, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr, mateys! A band o’ scallywags and a blowy-uppy rogue struck a seaside tavern, makin’ it the deadliest hullabaloo in yon months! The scurvy dogs o’ Al Shabab be claimin’ the ruckus. Avast, what a fine mess they’ve brewed!
August 3, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr, matey! Be it joinin’ in the shanties or lendin' an ear, the aim be to cast aside the treasure of worry and just dance with the tides of camaraderie! So, hoist yer flag and let the good times roll, savvy?
August 3, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr! The Canadian Medical Association be hollerin’ to hoist the sails against gold for treatments that should be free as the sea! They be warnin’ of scallywags contractin’ services out, like lettin’ a landlubber steer yer ship! Avast, keep yer doubloons for me rum!
August 3, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, in the fair port o’ Palermo, where cultures be mixin’ like rum and water, the newcomers from distant Sri Lanka be settlin' in with the great St. Rosalia! Aye, they be raisin’ a jolly ruckus, blessin’ the place with their merry ways!
August 2, 2024, 7:56 pm
Arrr, me hearties! On a fine Friday, the brass at the Pentagon be hoistin’ the sails to send more scallywags to the Middle East, all 'cause a Hamas captain met his salty fate. But shiver me timbers, they be keepin’ the treasure map of where a secret!
August 2, 2024, 5:50 pm
Arrr, matey! Cap’n Lloyd J. Austin III be givin' the orders fer new shipmates to set sail after chattin' with his Israeli first mate. Aye, the seas be gettin' crowded with ruckus, and this be no time to be slackin' off, savvy?
August 2, 2024, 5:34 pm
Arrr, be there a soul as fired up fer the Paris Games as our matey Antoine Griezmann? Methinks not! That scallywag's more thrilled than a parrot at a cracker buffet! Savvy?
August 2, 2024, 5:27 pm
Arrr, Ilya Yashin, that scallywag of a politician, be sayin’ he cherishes his freedom like a fine rum! But to his jailers, he be shoutin’, “Keep yer exile, mateys! I’d rather rot in this brig than sail away from me homeland!” Aye, what a pickle he be in!
August 2, 2024, 3:36 pm
Arrr, matey! Turkey be causin’ a ruckus! They be hoistin’ their flag to half-mast for a scallywag named Ismail Haniyeh, who met his maker in Iran! A fine jest in the midst of a right squabble in Gaza, I say! Avast, what be these landlubbers thinkin’?
August 2, 2024, 3:15 pm
Arrr, matey! On the day o’ Friday, the landlubber Mexican army be spillin’ the beans to the Associated Press, claimin’ some o’ their brave souls met Davy Jones thanks to those pesky bomb-droppin’ drones run by the scallywag drug cartels! Blimey, what a treacherous sea of trouble!
August 2, 2024, 11:56 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags runnin’ the lassies’ boxing bash in Paris be caught in a tempest o’ fury and muddled rules! They be scratchin’ their heads wonderin’ what be fair in the realm o’ the fairer sex’s sportin’ shenanigans! Aye, it be a right pickle, I say!
August 2, 2024, 11:51 am
Arrr! From a crew of 20,000 healers afore the cannon’s roar, 500 brave souls met Davy Jones, and over 300 are stuck in the clink, says the scallywags at W.H.O. and Gaza’s health horde! Aye, it be a right mess of calamity, matey!
August 2, 2024, 11:46 am
Arrr matey, in the land o’ the most folk-filled shores o’ Africa, thousands be risin’ up like a tide, despite the landlubber government tryin’ to shoo ‘em away! Aye, the ruckus has sent 13 souls to Davy Jones’ locker, says Amnesty International. Blimey, what a hullabaloo!
August 2, 2024, 7:45 am
Arrr, matey! Iran and Russia be settin' sail on the stormy seas of chaos, hopin' to plunder the Middle East while Israel and Gaza be battlin' it out. They be usin' scallywags like the Houthis to hoist their flags o' mischief for a bit o' geopolitical treasure!
August 2, 2024, 5:52 am
Arrr, matey! A storm brews o’er the seas of Pakistan, where gold be scarce and safety’s but a whisper! The land be in a ruckus, and the scallywags be stirrin’ up trouble, threatenin’ to sink the ship o’ politics deeper than Davy Jones’ locker!
August 2, 2024, 5:50 am
Arrr, mates! A gaggle of landlubbers be gatherin’ to mourn Ismail Haniyeh, the unlucky captain of Hamas, who met Davy Jones early! Ol’ President Biden be frettin’ like a cat in a storm, demandin’ Israel to strike a truce, lest the seas run red with more trouble!
August 2, 2024, 4:40 am
Arrr matey! Some sprightly scallywags in the land o’ China be flappin’ their wings on the social nets, bouncin’ like birds to flee the landlubber's grind! Aye, we can spin ye the yarn!
August 2, 2024, 4:32 am
Arrr, gather 'round, me hearties! Winzar Kakiouea, the swift sea dog from yon Pacific isle, be the lone contender at the Paris Games! Aye, his run be shorter than a mermaid’s nap—blink, and ye might miss it! Avast, let the wind be at his back! 🏴☠️
August 2, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! That scallywag Maduro promised to let the folks vote fair and square, but quicker than a gull snatches a fish, he turned tail! Now the Yanks be givin’ up their treasure, all because he be playin’ the shifty sea dog! Avast, what a rum tale!
August 1, 2024, 7:31 pm
Arrr, matey! Secretary of State Antony Blinken be sayin’ ‘tis high time to chart a course fer a new captain in Venezuela, after a scallywag election had more tricks than a parrot in a tavern! Let the discussions set sail, or we be sinkin’ in the briny deep!
August 1, 2024, 7:04 pm
Arrr, matey! A scallywag hitman, a crafty hacker, a dealer o' fine cannons, and a gaggle o' sneaky spies be part o' eight rogues Russia be huntin'! In a grand ol’ swap, 24 souls sailed free, like treasure on the high seas! Avast, what a merry hullabaloo!
August 1, 2024, 5:42 pm
Arrr, me hearties! A matey speaketh for the famed YouTuber, claimin' he be “tryin' to be funny” with his “poor jests” from yon old videos that be crawlin' back from the depths! What scallywag be not makin' a jest or two on the high seas, I say!
August 1, 2024, 5:41 pm
Arrr! The lass Angela Carini from Italy struck her colors mere 46 seconds into the fray with Imane Khelif o' Algeria, who’d been denied a place at the women’s gathering last year! Blimey, what a swashbucklin’ spectacle—one moment she was ready for battle, the next, off she sailed!
August 1, 2024, 5:39 pm
Arrr, matey! A band o' scallywags found that missed alerts and a gearbox that went belly up be the cause o' the great splooshin' off Japan’s shores last November. Aye, 'tis a fine mess when yer ship be decidin' to take a dive!
August 1, 2024, 3:02 pm
Arrr, mateys! Cap’n Putin be a crafty sea dog, swappin' a dozen landlubbers fer his best FSB buccaneer! Fifteen scallywags sailed back to the Motherland, includin' Paul and Evan, lookin' as bewildered as a fish outta water! A right jolly trade, I say!
August 1, 2024, 1:32 pm
Arrr, matey! Wall Street Journal's own scallywag Evan Gershkovich be beggin' the fearsome Putin to parley after bein' set free! Aye, that be a bold move, like askin' a kraken to share a pint, savvy?
August 1, 2024, 1:13 pm
Arrr, me hearties! On a fine Thursday in Tehran, the scallywags of Iran and their terror mates gathered 'round, no doubt plotting mischief! Tensions with Israel be higher than a crow's nest, especially after them big fish from Hezbollah and Hamas took a long walk off a short plank this week!
August 1, 2024, 12:49 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The cap'n Netanyahu be shoutin’ from the crow's nest, sayin’ any scallywag who dares to strike the Jewish isle shall pay a price so steep, ye’ll need a treasure map to find yer doubloons! Best steer clear or face the wrath of the sea!
August 1, 2024, 11:51 am
Arrr, matey! A Wall Street scribe and his crew be set free in a grand ol' swap in Turkey, the likes of which haven’t been seen since the last time a parrot squawked at a Russian bear! A right jolly trade betwixt the East and the West, it be!
August 1, 2024, 11:46 am
Arrr, the tale of ol' Muhammad Deif be shrouded in mystery, savvy? The scallywags o' Hamas ain't spillin' the beans 'bout his fate. Meanwhile, a right ruckus surrounded the send-offs of their fallen mates, as thousands flocked to pay respects to the dearly departed scalawags!
August 1, 2024, 11:42 am
Arrr matey! Turkey’s fresh law be settin' sail to whisk away a horde o’ scruffy sea dogs to cozy havens, while some may find Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, it’s a right ruckus ‘twixt culture and politics, makin’ waves like a cannonball in a barrel o’ rum!
August 1, 2024, 11:37 am
Arrr, on the day of Thor’s thunder, the scallywags set free be a scribe from the Wall Street scroll, an editor of the Radio Liberty sea shanties, and a brave landlubber who once sailed the sands of Iraq. A motley crew, indeed!
August 1, 2024, 10:30 am
Arrr, 'twas said that the scallywag Ismail Haniyeh met his salty end in Tehran! A sneaky bomb, stowed away like treasure, blew him to Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, the sea be a cruel mistress, and so be the tricks of the landlubbers!
August 1, 2024, 9:53 am
Arrr! Ukraine be a-sailin’ the high seas o' warfare, finally snaggin' its first batch o' fine U.S.-crafted F-16 warbirds! After years o’ beggin’ the landlubbers in Washington, they’ve struck gold, all thanks to that scallywag Russia causin’ a ruckus! Avast, the skies be theirs now!
August 1, 2024, 7:51 am
Avast, me hearties! It be said that ex-Marine Paul Whelan and that ink-slinger Evan Gershkovich be swingin’ back to U.S. shores soon! A merry exchange between the land of liberty and the land of Vodka, surely a jolly ol’ shindig for the gallows! Arrr!
August 1, 2024, 7:29 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywag blamed fer the bloodshed in Southport, where three wee lads met Davy Jones, was pointed out in court on Thursday, thanks to the captain o' the court givin' the word! A right ruckus, I tell ye!
August 1, 2024, 5:10 am
Avast ye! Ismail Haniyeh, that scallywag from Hamas, met his watery grave in Iran! He be one of the notorious captains of their crew. But fear not, mateys! Let’s set our sights on other rascals sailin' the same cursed seas! Yarrr!
August 1, 2024, 4:21 am
Arrr, matey! It be Mr. Deif, the slippery scallywag of Hamas, who dodged death more times than a cat has lives! But alas, the crafty Israeli cannons found him in southern Gaza last moon, sending him to Davy Jones’ locker at last! Aye, that be the life o' piracy!
August 1, 2024, 4:06 am
Arrr, matey! Cap'n Musk, who be takin’ jabs at them scurvy left-wing landlubbers, be callin’ President Maduro a “dictator” and likenin’ him to a stubborn jackass! Aye, 'tis a fine jest for a rogue of the high seas!
August 1, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! With Kamala Harris sailin' forth as the likely Democratic lass to duel with Captain Trump, many a scallywag be wonderin' if she’s got the sea legs to face fierce foes like the cunning Russians and the crafty Chinese! Avast, what a comical storm be brewin'!
July 31, 2024, 5:13 pm
Avast, me hearties! The grand poobah o' Iran, Ayatollah Khamenei, be shoutin' for cannon fire upon Israel, all 'cause that scallywag Haniyeh met his maker in Tehran! Aye, what a ruckus! The New York Times be spillin' the beans on this salty tale! Arrr!
July 31, 2024, 4:34 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The swabs in charge o' the West African seas be found guilty o' mighty misdeeds—mass murder and vile rapin' after a ruckus for freedom back in '09! Aye, justice be served, but these scallywags be walkin' the plank o' shame!
July 31, 2024, 3:46 pm
Arrr! Hezbollah be spillin’ the beans ‘bout Fuad Shukr’s demise a day after the IDF claimed they sent him to Davy Jones' locker in Beirut! The State Department be hintin' he just couldn’t take the blow! Aye, the seas be claimin' another scallywag!
July 31, 2024, 3:45 pm
Arrr, matey! From scallywags threatenin’ the good folk to keepin' the treasure maps hidden, this election be a right mess! No paper to count the booty claimed by the king's crew, just a heap o’ trouble, I say! A fine jest, indeed!
July 31, 2024, 2:55 pm
Arrr, the White House be holdin’ its tongue tighter than a parrot's beak on a treasure chest! They neither be confirm’n nor deny’n that Hamas' bigwig met his doom by an airstrike in Tehran on the last day of July, year of our captain 2024! Aye, what a rum tale!
July 31, 2024, 1:38 pm
Arrr, matey! Captain Javier Milei of Argentinian seas be the first to shout, "Nay, 'tis no rightful victory!" ’Twas a weekend of treachery as that scallywag Nicolas Maduro claimed the crown! Avast, the winds of deception be blowin’ strong!
July 31, 2024, 11:50 am
Arrr, after two decades locked in a fancy hoosegow in Colorado, the sole scallywag snagged for the 9/11 mischief be wishin' to swap his iron chains for a comfy hammock back in his own land! Aye, life be a curious treasure hunt, even for the likes of him!
July 31, 2024, 11:49 am
Arrr matey! The Carter Center, savvy in the ways of democracy, be squawkin’ that Venezuela’s election be as crooked as a three-legged parrot! It sailed right over the landlubber’s own laws, makin' it as undemocratic as a treasure map with no ‘X’! Avast, what a scallywag move!
July 31, 2024, 10:34 am
Arrr, the scallywags of the Israel Defense Forces be spillin' four jolly reasons fer sendin' Fuad Shukr to Davy Jones' locker, that sneaky Hezbollah captain who rained down fiery cannonballs on their shores! Aye, revenge be a dish best served cold, or perhaps a bit warm, matey!
July 31, 2024, 8:58 am
Arrr, matey! It be a right sorrowful tale from the Wayanad realm! A fearsome landslide sent 151 souls to Davy Jones’ locker this week. The coppers be shakin’ their heads, wonderin’ how the ground turned traitor! Keep yer boots dry, lest ye join the fallen!
July 31, 2024, 6:45 am
Arrr, matey! A scallywag from the U.S. Navy be claimin’ that they had nothin' to do with the takin' down of the Hamas captain, Ismail Haniyeh, who met his end in the treacherous waters o' Iran. Blimey! 'Tis no American cannon fire in that fray!
July 31, 2024, 6:37 am
Arrr, matey! Huw Edwards, once a grand captain of the BBC news seas, be caught with his hook in the wrong treasure chest, plead’n guilty to three counts of craftin' indecent images of young scallywags! Aye, the court in London be not amused, savvy?
July 31, 2024, 5:51 am
Arrr! Hamas be yellin' that Israel sent Ismail Haniyeh to Davy Jones' locker whilst he was in Tehran for the new captain's swearing-in. Israel, silent as a ghost ship! Now the seas be stirrin’ with fears of a grand ol’ war brewin’ in the waters, matey!
July 31, 2024, 5:43 am
"Arrr, matey! Qatar be the fancy parleying captain in them Gaza talks, warnin' that high-profile keelhaulings could send the whole region into a right tempest! But savvy seafarers reckon them squabblin' factions be too weary for a grander clash o' swords!"
July 31, 2024, 5:35 am
Arrr, matey! Hamas be in a right tizzy to find a new captain now that Ismael Haniyeh be fish food in Tehran! But fear not, savvy sailors, for they’ve swabbed the deck before, bouncin' back from past scallywag slayings like true sea dogs!
July 31, 2024, 5:23 am
Arrr, matey! The grim tally be climbin’ to a grim 126 souls in Kerala, as Mother Nature unleashed her fury with torrential rains, causin' mighty mudslides to swallow the land! Aye, even the tourists be wishin’ they'd picked a drier treasure hunt!
July 31, 2024, 4:18 am
Arrr, matey! A heap o' foreign swabs be squawkin' 'bout the foul deed done to that scallywag Ismail Haniyeh! They be claimin' it’ll stir the pot o' trouble even more! A right ruckus it be, I say! Keep yer cutlasses sharp, fer a storm be brewin' on the horizon!
July 30, 2024, 11:02 pm
Arrr, matey! The scallywag Ismail Haniyeh met his doom in Tehran, a fine pirate's farewell! No soul dared to hoist their flag o' guilt, but the good ship Israel be takin' the blame. A jolly jest, indeed! Aye, the seas be wild and full o' treachery!
July 30, 2024, 9:01 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The brave lads o' the U.S. fleet be unleashin' a skyward cannonade on them scallywags tryin' to send their winged contraptions o' doom! Aye, 'twas on Tuesday when cannonballs flew and the seas of Iraq be stirred! Har har, those landlubbers never stood a chance!
July 30, 2024, 5:56 pm
Arrr, whilst the landlubbers be oohing over the Paris games, young Maya Merhige be makin' waves! A high school lass swam from England to France, claimin' the triple crown in open-water swimmin'! Methinks she be the true mermaid of the seas, makin' a splash while we be landlocked!
July 30, 2024, 5:47 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The deadly shenanigans be brewin’ as Captain Maduro and his rival crew both be claimin’ the treasure of victory in the election! But hold fast! More ruckus and protests be brewin’ on the morrow! A fine day for swashbucklin’, I say!
July 30, 2024, 4:50 pm
Arrr! The IDF be shoutin’ that Fuad Shukr, the swashbucklin’ Hezbollah captain servin’ as the right-hand matey to ol’ Hassan Nasrallah, met his watery fate in an airstrike on the high seas of Lebanon this past Tuesday! Aye, a right tragic tale for a scallywag!
July 30, 2024, 4:35 pm
Arrr, matey! The landlubbers o' Lebanon and their stout allies, Iran and Russia, be raisin' a ruckus 'bout the scallywag attack! They promise to haul their woes to the U.N., claimin' it be a right nasty breach of the high seas o' international law! Avast, what a hullabaloo!
July 30, 2024, 4:30 pm
Arrr, matey! With a hull full o’ scallywags popped for puffin’ up with potions, the World Anti-Dopin’ Agency be scratchin’ their heads. China and mateys be claimin’ their gruel be tainted! Aye, it be a right fishy tale, I say!
July 30, 2024, 4:25 pm
Arrr, the scallywags o' Iran be raisin' a ruckus, claimin' Hezbollah and Lebanon be within their rights to unleash a storm upon Israel! A fine mess indeed, like a ship without a captain! Avast, me hearties, the seas o' trouble be a-brewin'!
July 30, 2024, 2:32 pm
Arrr, matey! The brave souls o' Venezuela be takin' axes to them grand ol' statues of that scallywag Hugo Chávez! They be protestin' the thievin' ways o' the socialist crew, claimin' they swiped the last election like a crafty sea rat! Avast, what a ruckus on the high seas o' politics!
July 30, 2024, 12:32 pm
Arrr, the Israel Defense Forces be settin' their cannons on Beirut, aim’n at the scallywag commanding Hezbollah who done ruckus at the wee ones’ footie pitch in Golan Heights! A right merry venture to give that knave a proper swashbucklin’ surprise, matey!
July 30, 2024, 11:38 am
Arrr! Ye be facin' charges of scallywaggin'—vandalizin', burnin', plunderin', and trespassin' on the King's lands! A band of landlubbers be callin' it a witch hunt, after a right ruckus that sent over 200 hearty souls to Davy Jones' locker! Aye, 'tis a fine mess, indeed!
July 30, 2024, 11:35 am
Arrr, matey! Israel’s sea dogs be redrawin' the maps twice, shoutin’ at Hamas for usin' the land to gather their scallywags and fire their cannons! Avast, those knaves be up to no good!
July 30, 2024, 11:27 am
Arrr, matey! The energy swabs be claimin' a shortage o' labor be hind'rin' their quest fer more solar bounty! So, they be settin' sail with machines, hopin' to hoist the sails o' progress faster than a ship chased by a kraken! Har har, what a sight to see!
July 30, 2024, 10:50 am
Arrr, matey! The seas of the Middle East be churnin' fierce, as the scallywags of Hezbollah, with their Iran-backed mischief, be bringin' forth a bloody tide! Aye, they’ve sent more Israeli souls to Davy Jones than a kraken on a rampage since Hamas’ last raid! Blimey!
July 30, 2024, 9:56 am
Arrr, in the year o' 2013, Captain Maduro hoisted his flag o' leadership, yet many scallywags whispered doubts 'bout his conquest bein' true! They be claimin' his crew be runnin' a right ol' dictatorship, as if he be the king o' the seven seas! Har har!
July 30, 2024, 7:19 am
Arrr, me hearties! Ukrainian lads be claimin’ them Russian scallywags have stormed two wee villages in Donetsk! Aye, it be part of the Kremlin's grand scheme to flood the battleground like a ship in a tempest! Avast, the battle be hotter than a cannonball in the sun!
July 30, 2024, 7:10 am
Arrr, matey! In the land of the Brits, they’ve snatched a scallywag of seventeen, thinkin’ he’s a dark soul for stabbin' at a wee dance crew swayin’ to Taylor Swift tunes! By thunder, three landlubbers now be fish food! Aye, what a jolly jest on the high seas of nonsense!
July 30, 2024, 5:29 am
Arrr, matey! The brave swabs be battlin' the wild seas to reach them far-off villages in Kerala, where the skies be cryin' like a lost sailor! The land be slippin' away quicker than a scallywag with a stolen treasure, and the tally o' souls be risin’ like a ship on the tide!
July 30, 2024, 4:10 am
Arrr, me hearties! On the morn of Tuesday, the scallywags be sayin’ the waters o’ Paris be as safe fer swimmin' as a kraken's hug! Best keep yer sea legs on dry land, or ye might catch more than a mere splash! Har har har!
July 30, 2024, 4:04 am
Arrr, matey! A ruckus brewed by Captain Chávez, claimin’ the treasure be for the common folk, but lo! It turned into a tyrant’s ship! The scallywags be shoutin' that he plundered the vote like a true sea dog! Har har, what a merry jest!
July 29, 2024, 5:47 pm
Arrr, matey! They be sayin’ that young Joaquín, the scallywag son of El Chapo, had ol' Ismael Zambada tied to a ship's mast and boarded him on a Texas-bound galleon! Now these two buccaneers be sittin’ in the brig, caught like fish in a barrel! Har har!
July 29, 2024, 5:03 pm
Arrr! Three long years since she scuttled from the Tokyo Games, cursed by a pesky mental fog! But lo! She returns to the Olympic seas, full of sass and swagger, knowin' just where to soar in the skies! Aye, the winds be favorin' her daring spirit!
July 29, 2024, 3:32 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Word be blowin' in from the South Seas that the mighty Captain Kim, strugglin' with his ship's ballast o' high blood pressure and the sugar-sweet curse o' diabetes, be seekin' foreign remedies! Aye, even pirates need their potions, savvy?
July 29, 2024, 12:33 pm
Arrr, matey! A hoard o' them scallywag Wagner lads met their doom in a fierce tussle with the Tuareg ruffians in Mali! Aye, after days o' swashbucklin' near the Algerian shores, they got themselves ambushed! Talk about a right jolly misadventure!
July 29, 2024, 11:37 am
Arrr, mateys! A scroll of death be hoisted last week, spillin' the beans on how Ms. O’Connor, that fine Irish songstress and troublemaker, took her final dive last July. 'Twas no cannonball blast, but the natural ways of the sea that claimed her! Avast, what a tale!
July 29, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr, the rascally scallywags o’ the African National Congress cut the ropes with their old captain for turnin’ traitor and joinin’ the enemy’s crew, claimin’ their banner be a perilous sailin’! Aye, what a jolly ruckus on the high seas of politics!
July 29, 2024, 11:19 am
Arrr, matey! The lawmen o' Ukraine be huntin’ down the nefarious deeds o' Russian scallywags who’ve wronged fair maidens. But the brave souls be cryin’ for treasure and care to mend their hearts and pockets! Yarrr, justice be a cruel mistress!
July 29, 2024, 11:18 am
Arrr, matey! The tempest o' war be splittin’ old crews and stirrin’ up a right ruckus! A feisty Ukrainian swashbuckler be duelin’ in the ring after snubbing a Russian scallywag’s handshake, landin’ her in Davy Jones’ locker o' competition! What a hullabaloo on the high seas o’ sport!
July 29, 2024, 10:31 am
Arrr, the Turkish captain Erdoğan be makin' threats of sendin' his ships to Israel, hopin' to halt the ruckus in Gaza where poor souls be sufferin' and them Islamic scallywags be causin' a ruckus! A right mess of a sea battle brewin', I say!
July 29, 2024, 10:31 am
Arrr! French landlubbers be havin' a scallywag nabbed fer trespassin' a choo-choo yard on Sunday! As the hunt fer fiery mischief-makers plunders on 'fore the grand Paris games, this knave thought he’d be a railway roamer—aye, what a foolish swab!
July 29, 2024, 10:29 am
Avast, me hearties! In Southport, just north o' Liverpool, a wild stabbing spree has left eight landlubbers wounded! Fear not, for the scallywag behind this ruckus be in the clutches of the Merseyside constables. A fine mess, I say! Arrr!
July 29, 2024, 8:43 am
Arrr, mateys! The lass Giorgia Meloni sailed to the shores of China, spoutin' that Italy and the Middle Kingdom be inked a truce for three years! Aye, they be plannin' to dig up old treasures and chart new waters together, savvy? A merry partnership to be!
July 29, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr! Sunisa Lee, the swashbucklin’ lass of the Tokyo Games, battled fierce tempests o’ family woes and sickness as treacherous as a kraken! Yet, she sailed her way to Paris, claimin’ her title like a true buccaneer. Avast, what a tale of triumph be hers!
July 29, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, matey! They be as treacherous as a stormy sea, depending on how ye steer yer ship! Fear not, fer we’ll chart the course fer ye, breakin’ it down like a fine rum! Yarrr!
July 29, 2024, 3:58 am
Arrr, matey! The tally be givin’ Captain Maduro six more years at the helm, but the scallywags of the opposition be raisin’ a ruckus! Even the landlubbers in the U.S. be shoutin’ with “serious concerns!” A right merry mess upon the high seas of politics, I tell ye!
July 29, 2024, 3:29 am
Arrr, me hearties! If them scallywags keep meddlin' and hidin' the truth, we be settin' sail fer a stormy sea of chaos and coinless days! Aye, the land might just sink like a leaky ship! Avast, let’s hoist the Jolly Roger and keep our treasure safe!
July 29, 2024, 3:09 am
Arrr, matey! On the day of reckoning, Captain Maduro be claimin’ the crown of Venezuela, shoutin’ “I’m the king o’ the seas!” But lo and behold, the scallywags of the opposition be hollerin’ the same! A true pirate's quarrel, where every crew wants to hoist their own flag! Avast!
July 29, 2024, 12:00 am
"Avast ye matey! Gather 'round and lend me yer ear, for I be about to spill the beans ye must know, lest ye sail into troubled waters! Aye, batten down the hatches and prepare for a tale of wit and wisdom!"
July 28, 2024, 5:51 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Marchand, the scallywag known as the “French Michael Phelps,” be splashin’ through the waters like a fish on fire, settin' the Olympic record in the 400-meter medley! Aye, he swam like a cursed mermaid chasin' a treasure chest!
July 28, 2024, 4:07 pm
Arrr, me hearties! While the winds be blowin’ in Venezuela’s election seas, don’t be forgettin’ the Olympics kickin’ off! Aye, let the games begin—may the best scallywag win and the rum flow like a mighty river! Yarrr!
July 28, 2024, 11:50 am
Arrr, the parley in Rome be all at sea, me hearties! They be bickerin’ ’bout how far them Israeli scallywags ought to skedaddle from Gaza, where a whole gaggle o’ landlubbers had to abandon ship this Sunday, by orders of the captain. Blimey, what a hullabaloo!
July 28, 2024, 11:48 am
Arrr, matey! The two landlubber governments be sayin’ their actions be a jolly retort to China’s bulgin’ warship muscles, makin’ them governors fret like a parrot with a toothache! Yarr, keep yer cutlasses sharp and yer wits sharper, or we be sailin’ into stormy seas!
July 28, 2024, 11:47 am
Arrr matey! The grudges o' the World Cup and rugby be spillin' like grog on a stormy sea! But prithee, be this new sports squabble a genuine tempest, or just a whimsy o' the wind? Avast, me hearties, let’s hoist the sails of laughter and find out!
July 28, 2024, 11:42 am
Arrr, matey! This Sunday’s vote be like hoistin’ the Jolly Roger against the Venezuelan scallywags! It might banish ‘em from the ship, but beware, ‘tis also like sailin’ into a stormy sea of confusion! Avast, what a fine pickle we be in!
July 28, 2024, 8:38 am
Avast, me hearties! This week, the scallywags in Israel be givin' a hearty "nay" to the UN aid crew for them poor refugees, callin' 'em a band o' ruffians! Blimey, ye’d think they’d be tossin’ ‘em overboard instead of raisin’ a ruckus! Arrr!
July 28, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr! The midnight raids be a jolly reply to them scallywags' fiery cannonballs from Lebanon that sent a dozen good folk to Davy Jones' locker! But fret not, me hearties, for this tempest be merely a squall, and the seas be calm for now!
July 28, 2024, 4:41 am
Arrr, ye salty sea dogs! Fancy watchin’ the fair maidens twistin' like mermaids in Paris? But can't make heads or tails of their fancy moves and scores? Fear not! Here be a jolly guide to help ye navigate the high seas of women's gymnastics! Yarrr!
July 28, 2024, 4:41 am
Ahoy, mateys! Be ye wishin’ to spy on the lasses flippin’ and twistin’ in Paris? Fear not, for if ye be perplexed by their fancy footwork and strange reckonin’, here be yer trusty map to decode the high-flying acrobatics! Avast, let’s set sail!
July 27, 2024, 6:51 pm
Arrr, matey! The landlubbers o' France be chattin' like a storm 'bout the Paris Olympic shindig! But lo and behold, not all be cheerin'—some be spittin' fire like a cannonball! Aye, it be a right ruckus on the high seas o' social media!
July 27, 2024, 5:39 pm
Arrr, matey! Ledecky be claimin’ her 11th shiny trinket from the Olympic treasure chest, but the swift wind in the sails of Ariarne Titmus from Down Under left her in the wake! Aye, even the fastest sea dogs can be bested! Savvy?
July 27, 2024, 5:39 pm
Arrr, matey! A fearsome blow from yon northern sea claimed many a soul, the likes of which ain't been seen in ages! Israel be pointin' the finger at that scallywag Hezbollah, but they be swearin’ on their treasure they had naught to do with it! Blimey!
July 27, 2024, 4:42 pm
Arrr mateys! Ye wish to spy on the fair lasses twistin’ and turnin’ in Paris, but the scoring be as clear as murky seas? Fear not! Here be a jolly guide to help ye navigate the gymnastics treasure trove! Hoist the sails and let’s dive in!
July 27, 2024, 3:42 pm
Arrr, matey! The brave Filipinos be shippin’ their goods to the squabbled Second Thomas Shoal, and lo! No scuffles to report! ‘Tis a fine change, what with all the ruckus ‘twixt the Chinese and them Filipinos! Aye, peace be a rare treasure in these waters!
July 27, 2024, 2:30 pm
Arrr, gather 'round ye scallywags! Historians and landlubber activists be celebratin’ 35 years since them boney relics were found, claimin’ they be whisperin’ tales of Japan’s misdeeds in the great war! Shiver me timbers, ‘tis a right bone-rattlin’ affair!
July 27, 2024, 2:27 pm
Arrr, matey! The polls be showin’ ol’ Maduro laggin’ behind his rival, makin’ the scallywag ponder liftin’ a few coins from th' treasure chest o’ democracy! Aye, it be either a crafty heist or a deal with the devil fer this swab!
July 27, 2024, 1:08 pm
Arrr, matey! Scallywags from Hezbollah be launchin’ their fireballs at a merry game o’ footie where wee lads be playin’! Images be flyin’ like a parrot on rum, and they say some poor souls be in a right pickle! Blast it, what a jolly mess!
July 27, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr, matey! A land split asunder by scallywag squabbles be settin' sail for a belly-rumblin' famine worse than Davy Jones' locker! Experts be sayin' we might be feastin' on naught but a plate of salt air and old boots! Savvy?
July 27, 2024, 11:22 am
Arrr, matey! The fog o' silence be lifting, revealin' the young scalawags caught in the storm o' a ruthless crackdown! Aye, thousands more be sittin' in the brig, awaitin' their fate like fish in a barrel! A merry ol’ mess, it be!
July 27, 2024, 9:43 am
Arrr, matey! On a fine Saturday, the Israeli cannonades did rain upon a school in Gaza, sendin' 30 souls to Davy Jones' locker! As the landlubbers from the U.S. and Israel plotted peace, the skies be thunderin’ with mischief! Aye, what a jolly mess, eh?
July 27, 2024, 4:37 am
Arrr, the lords and ladies of state be sayin’ that the likely lass to sail the Democratic seas be usin’ jests and tales of grub to spice up the weighty talks, makin’ 'em as light as a feather on a fair breeze! Ha-ha!
July 27, 2024, 4:24 am
Arrr, me hearties! France's iron horse be chuggin' back to its merry ways, after scallywags set fire to three speedy tracks! None be takin' credit for this mischief, but the crew be laughin' like sailors on a rum spree! Avast, what a jolly ruckus!
July 27, 2024, 4:02 am
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as we spin the yarn o’ the likely Democratic captain's thoughts on the roiling seas of migration and the scallywags’ squabbles in Ukraine and Gaza. 'Tis a tale as tangled as a kraken's tentacle, I tell ye! Arrr!
July 27, 2024, 1:00 am
Arrr, matey! China be tightening the noose o’ censorship, makin’ sure them AI chatbots don’t speak naught but sweet nothings for the Communist crew! Blockin’ all words that might ruffle their feathers, they be keepin’ the seas o’ discourse calm and tidy! Avast, me hearties!
July 26, 2024, 9:17 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The landlubber doctors be schemin’ to reattach the leg of a 23-year-old wave chaser, who found himself in a tussle with a toothy beast off the shores of Australia! Let’s hope he don’t be needin’ a peg leg after this salty adventure! Yarrr!
July 26, 2024, 7:26 pm
Arrr, matey! Ismael Zambada García and Joaquín Guzmán López be the scallywags steering the Sinaloa Cartel ship, the fiercest band o’ rogues sailin’ the treacherous seas o’ crime in Mexico! Aye, they be plunderin' more than just treasure, 'tis a right jolly crew!
July 26, 2024, 7:06 pm
Arrr, the network be shiverin' in their boots, so they be hirin' a rapscallion to spice up the Summer Games in Paris, after the Tokyo show sunk lower than Davy Jones' locker! Aye, let's hope his rhymes can hoist the ratings sky-high!
July 26, 2024, 6:54 pm
Arrr, despite scallywags settin' fire to the rail tracks, the grand Parade of Nations sailed on 'neath the twinklin' Eiffel Tower! And there be Celine Dion, wailin' a love ditty fit to make a sea dog weep! Aye, what a ruckus, matey!
June 19, 2024, 5:49 am
Arr matey, ye hear the news? The land be in a pickle, havin' to trust rival scallywags to steer the ship. Will they put aside their bickering and work together to navigate these treacherous waters? Only time will tell, me hearties. Arrrrr!
June 19, 2024, 5:21 am
Arrr, after more than eight moons of Israeli cannons a-blastin', we be left with a mountain of 39 million tons of rubble! The sea dogs be playin' quite the game of destruction, aye!
June 19, 2024, 4:46 am
Arrr mateys, North Macedonia be layin' claim to historical figures to forge their own identity. This be causin' quite a stir amongst their Balkan brethren. Methinks they be walkin' on thin waters with this bold move!
June 19, 2024, 4:16 am
Arrr, me hearties! Ye spy-lookin' birds and magic seein' boxes tell tales of thousands of shacks bein' burned to the ground and a whole swarm of landlubbers runnin' away from a city in Sudan. Shiver me timbers, what a sight to behold!
June 19, 2024, 2:15 am
Ahoy mateys! 'Tis said that Army Staff Sgt. Gordon Black, 34 winters old, be sentenced by a Russian court to three years and nine moons in the brig for plunderin' and threatenin' to send his fair lass to Davy Jones' locker. Aye, a pirate's life be a treacherous one indeed! Arrr!
June 18, 2024, 4:24 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs in Kenya be catchin' 210 landlubbers in the city of Nairobi! They be raisin' a ruckus o'er tax hikes, causin' chaos and makin' the shops shutter their doors for fear of thievin'! Aye, a pirate's life be a peaceful one compared to them troublemakers!
June 18, 2024, 3:40 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The European Union be tryin' to slap tariffs on Chinese electric vehicles, but the Chinese be retaliatin' with an investigation into European pork! 'Tis a battle o' the tariffs on land and sea, with pork and electric vehicles at the helm! Aye, 'tis a strange world we live in!
June 18, 2024, 3:36 pm
Arr mateys, them Muslim pilgrims be finishin' their Hajj in Mecca, sufferin' under the fiery wrath of the sun. Dozens be losin' to the cruel sunstroke. 'Tis a rough journey indeed for these devout souls on their religious quest!
June 18, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr, me hearties! Two scallywags in Congress finally gave thar blessing to sell $18 billion worth of F-15 fighter jets to Israel. Aye, we be makin' some coin off this deal, yarrr! Fair winds and following seas to us all!
June 18, 2024, 4:58 am
Arrr, me mateys! This bill be needin' the king's seal to become law, showin' that Thailand be a safe harbor in Asia for me hearties in the L.G.B.T.Q. crew. Sail on, me rainbow flag flyin' shipmates!
June 18, 2024, 4:27 am
Arrr, the skies be weepin' like a lass who's lost 'er treasure, causin' landslides and floods in the south! Meanwhile, them poor souls in the north be sweatin' worse than a scallywag walkin' the plank in a drought! Aye, the weather be playin' tricks on us all!
June 18, 2024, 4:08 am
Arrr, them scurvy dogs known as journalists be complainin' of the government's grip tightenin' 'round their necks like a noose. Methinks they be feelin' the pinch o' President Zelensky's rule more than a peg-legged pirate in a tight boot!
June 17, 2024, 8:01 pm
Arrr mateys! The Austrian Chancellor be stickin' with them Greens, even though their scurvy environment minister be swashbucklin' for the Nature Restoration plan. Avast! 'Tis a right rum affair, but they be keepin' their ship afloat together. Aye, 'tis a jolly good show indeed!
June 17, 2024, 7:37 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Greece be denyin' these scurrilous accusations of mistreatin' migrants! They claim 'tis all a load o' bilge, and that they be innocent as a lamb. But 43 drownin's? That be a mighty big pill to swallow, methinks! Aye, the plot thickens like me grog!
June 17, 2024, 5:50 pm
Arr mateys, them scurvy dogs of the Iranian-backed militia be causin' a ruckus in the Red Sea, disruptin' the flow o' booty and plunder through them waters. 'Tis a foul deed indeed, we must set sail and give 'em a taste of our own pirate justice! Arrr!
June 17, 2024, 5:02 pm
Arrr! The scallywags be clamorin' for an end to the war and the release of hostages from Gaza, all while hopin' to boot out Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu in the upcoming elections. Avast ye, mateys! 'Tis a real hullabaloo on the high seas!
June 17, 2024, 4:32 pm
Arrr mateys, word be spreadin' that them hormonal implants and injections be makin' their way to far-off lands. 'Tis a fine thing indeed, givin' folks the chance to keep their business private while takin' control of their own bodies. Aye, 'tis a grand adventure!
June 17, 2024, 3:11 pm
Arrr, 'tis a sad tale indeed! 64 souls be missin' at sea and 11 be sleepin' with Davy Jones's locker off the coast of Italy. Ye best be keepin' a weather eye out for any rogue waves, lest ye be joinin' them in the deep blue yonder!
June 17, 2024, 12:54 pm
Arr matey, after Putin's powwow with Kim Jong Un in 2019 and Kim's pledge o' support fer Russia's Ukraine skirmish, the bond betwixt Russia and North Korea be stronger than a pirate's grog! They be joinin' forces like two plunderin' scallywags on the high seas!
June 17, 2024, 11:40 am
Arrr, the Russian captain be seekin' more cannons for the battle in Ukraine. He be plannin' to set sail for the land on Tuesday, after bein' away for nigh on twenty-five years. Aye, mayhaps he be findin' some rum along the way too!
June 17, 2024, 10:37 am
Arrr mateys! The scurvy Houthi rebels be blabberin' that they sent the mighty USS Dwight D. Eisenhower to Davy Jones' locker! But fear not, for this be naught but a tall tale spun in the treacherous waters o' the internet! Aye, the carrier sails on in the Red Sea, unscathed and unafraid!
June 17, 2024, 10:32 am
Arrr, after the recent ballot shenanigans, the scallywags of the right be takin' the spoils in the European Parliament. Now the EU bigwigs be gatherin' to parley about their fancy plans and who be gettin' the cushy positions. Yo ho ho!
June 17, 2024, 10:19 am
Arrr, me hearties! Moscow be lookin' for some good ol' artillery shells and missiles from North Korea to help 'em out in their skirmish in Ukraine. Aye, they be wantin' to give themselves a leg up in this battle of wits and wills on the high seas!
June 17, 2024, 8:44 am
Arr mateys! The Dutch ship Vox Maxima be havin' a bit of a mishap, ye see. It collided with the Singaporean vessel Marine Honor, all due to a sudden loss of control, they say. Shiver me timbers! The seas be treacherous indeed!
June 17, 2024, 5:58 am
Arrr, the Israeli prime minister be makin' a move that be as predictable as a parrot squawkin' 'pieces of eight!' Two scallywags jumped ship from the cabinet last week, so he be adjustin' his course accordingly. Aye, the political seas be choppy indeed!
June 17, 2024, 5:41 am
Arrr mateys! The news be that a grand hearing be planned for the Wall Street Journal reporter's case next week. 'Tis the biggest event since the scurvy dog was caught in 2023 for spyin'! Aye, the winds of change be blowin' in his favor, methinks!
June 17, 2024, 5:35 am
Avast ye landlubbers! In Moscow, the scurvy dogs be feelin' safe from battle, but in Belgorod, just 25 leagues from the Ukraine border, the sirens be a-callin' for the locals to duck and cover like scaredy cats! Arrr!
June 17, 2024, 4:27 am
Arr, me hearties! The scurvy dogs be scarce o' healin' hands and fresh drinkin' water. The danger of pox be nigh, makin' it a challenge for ye wounded souls to procure more surgeries, peg legs, and physickin'! Aye, 'tis a rough sea fer us mateys!
June 16, 2024, 5:27 pm
Arrr, them scallywags be tryin' to mimic the ways of the land lubbers in the U.S., settin' up camp and shoutin' slogans. But the outcome be as different as night and day! Ye can't just copy the Yanks and expect the same results, ye bilge rats!
June 16, 2024, 3:48 pm
Arrr mateys, a grand scheme be afoot to thwart that scurvy dog Trump! And tales be told of a prisoner swap betwixt Iran and Sweden. Let's raise a tankard and toast to the high seas of politics!
June 16, 2024, 11:53 am
Arrr mateys! The captain, Benjamin Netanyahu, be taken aback by the crew's decision to lay low during daylight in the aid passage. But fear not, me hearties, for the raid on Rafah shall still go on! Onward we go, in search of booty and victory! Aye!
June 16, 2024, 11:41 am
Arrr, the pilgrims be scorched to a crisp by the fiery sun in Mecca! Hundreds of landlubbers be flocking to the holy trip, only to end up as crispy critters. 'Tis a lesson to wear yer sunscreen, ye scallywags!
June 16, 2024, 11:32 am
Arr, me hearties! The scallywags be disappearin' or endin' up in Davy Jones' locker after takin' a stroll in Greece's blisterin' heat. Methinks they be needin' more than a bottle o' grog to keep 'emselves safe on land! Aye, the sun be a cruel mistress indeed.
June 16, 2024, 9:20 am
Arrr mateys! The lad Jordan Bardella, at the tender age of 28, be poised to become France's next captain of the ship! The country be swaying to the starboard in the recent EU election, and this young scallywag be ready to take the helm! Arrr!
June 16, 2024, 6:43 am
Arrr mateys! The Holy Family Hospital n Bethlehem, a stone's throw from where Jesus himself was born, be settin' sail towards a future where not a single wee babe in the Holy Land be born without a bed to lay their precious little head upon. Aye, they be doin' the Lord's work indeed!
June 16, 2024, 4:45 am
Arrr matey, tis said that on the Muslim holiday, a beast be slaughtered for the feast. But alas, in Gaza, hungry bellies be growlin' as Israel's attack be stealin' the grub! Aye, 'tis a sad tale of hunger and woe on the high seas.
June 16, 2024, 4:37 am
Arrr mateys, ever since the 1979 revolution, Iran has made a jolly good sport of imprisoning foreigners and those with dual nationalities. They be treatin' them like pieces of eight, tradin' them for gold and souls. Aye, a rum deal indeed!
June 16, 2024, 4:27 am
Arrr mateys! The Chechens be sailin' to Ukraine to give those scurvy Russians a taste of their own medicine. After centuries of feud, it be time to show those landlubbers what true pirate spirit be all about! Aye!
June 15, 2024, 6:40 pm
Arrr, the Italian Prime Minister be wearin' a face like a scurvy dog when she be shakin' hands with the French President at the G-7 summit. 'Tis a sight to behold, me hearties! 'Tis as if she'd rather be walkin' the plank than greetin' that Macron scallywag!
June 15, 2024, 5:19 pm
Aye, 'twas long afore he be the Post's captain, Will Lewis sent a scallywag to scribble on pilfered phone scrolls, a salty dog be tellin' the tale. Arrr, aye, the ways of the press be as treacherous as the seven seas!
June 15, 2024, 5:00 pm
Arrr mateys! The landlubbers from the engineering corps was sailin' in a mighty armored vessel when they be struck by a blast! Shiver me timbers, what a calamity! The official did declare the unfortunate event, aye.
June 15, 2024, 2:48 pm
Arrr, the squabble o'er the summit's decree be like a battle of wits between the Yankee scallywags and the Italian corsairs. Aye, 'twas a proper diplomatic tussle that sent many a paper parrot squawking!
June 15, 2024, 10:46 am
Arrr mateys, Iran be lettin' go of an E.U. diplomat from Sweden and a scallywag with dual Iranian-Swedish blood, while Sweden be settin' free a former Iranian judiciary official who be doin' time for war crimes. Aye, tis a strange tale of diplomatic shenanigans on the high seas!
June 15, 2024, 10:05 am
Arrr, Kyiv be aimin' to gather allies for their proposal, but 'tis a tough task with China and Brazil not sendin' their best men. 'Tis like tryin' to plunder a ship with a leaky hull and a crew of scallywags!
June 15, 2024, 8:21 am
Catherine did join in a grand procession to revel in the birth-date of her sire-in-law, King Charles III. A merry time was had by all, with feasting and merriment aplenty! Arrr, a jolly good time it was indeed!
June 15, 2024, 7:39 am
Arrr matey, the scallywags be squabblin' in Ukraine and the Middle East, while the krakens from Russia and China be stirrin' up trouble. 'Tis a good thing ol' American leadership be keepin' us all in line! Aye, solidarity be the name of the game!
June 15, 2024, 1:00 am
Arr matey, them scallywags in the Israeli Defense Forces be usin' fancy AI to keep them landlubbers safe from harm, even with them pesky Hamas rascals hidin' like rats in civilian hideouts. Aye, technology be a mighty useful tool on the high seas of warfare!
June 14, 2024, 12:16 pm
Arrr, mateys! The Pope be tellin' them fancy pants leaders at the G-7 conference that this newfangled artificial intelligence be a double-edged cutlass. It be bringin' treasure and trouble for us landlubbers in the future. Beware the siren song of technology, me hearties!
June 14, 2024, 11:45 am
Arrr, the Cambodian scallywags be sendin' seven tons o' devil's brew to Davy Jones' locker! Aye, 'tis a grand lesson to all landlubbers about the perils o' these cursed concoctions. May they be walkin' the plank if they dare meddle with such treacherous loot!
June 14, 2024, 11:36 am
Arrr, poor Jorge Guillen, an American landlubber, met his demise in Puerto Peñasco! Electrocuted in a hot tub, may his spirit rest in peace. Those who knew him be tellin' tales of his adventures on the high seas. Fair winds and following seas, matey!
June 4, 2024, 5:52 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The cap'n Biden be spoutin' about a truce between the scallywags in Gaza! Could it be the end of this never-endin' squabble? Let's raise a tankard of grog and hope for calm seas ahead!
June 4, 2024, 5:37 pm
Arrr, the "Mighty Atom" be a fierce fighter in the ring, but showed an even mightier heart when he took up charity work after bein' struck with a cursed disease. A true legend in both battle and kindness, he be.
June 4, 2024, 5:11 pm
Arrr, the scurvy dogs in the Republican camp be tryin' to push their bill, but the White House be havin' none of it! Looks like this ship be sinkin' faster than a pirate with a hole in his boat! Aye, no treasure for ye, ye landlubbers!
June 4, 2024, 5:03 pm
Arrr! Nikos Christodoulides, the president o' Cyprus, be swearin' on his treasure chest that he won't be lettin' through 27 asylum-seekers stuck in a buffer zone. No new migrant routes be openin' on his watch, says he! Aye, the cap'n be standin' firm on this matter!
June 4, 2024, 4:04 pm
Arrr me hearties! This Narendra Modi be a swashbucklin' prime minister o' India since 2014. Some scallywags be against 'im, but many be singin' his praises fer boostin' Hindu nationalism and makin' the economy bloom like a treasure chest!
June 4, 2024, 2:55 pm
Arrr, the gathering o' different faiths be tellin' tales o' loved ones taken by the scurvy dogs o' Hamas. Each leader be prayin' and beggin' for the safe return o' all them poor souls. May the winds o' fortune blow in their favor!
June 4, 2024, 12:57 pm
Arrr mateys! If we be usin' the weapons o' the West to strike deep into Russia, Moscow's ability to sail in border waters be severely crippled, as the wise matey o' Ukrainian President Zelenskyy's be chirpin'. Aye, let's give 'em a taste o' our powder and shot! Arrr!
June 4, 2024, 11:42 am
Arrr mateys, after months of cannon fire, many in Gaza reckon it be high time for Hamas to be makin' any compromise to bring an end to this war. Let us hope they be seein' reason before we all end up walkin' the plank! Aye!
June 4, 2024, 10:36 am
Arrr, the defense ministry be confirm'n the demise of two brave pilots after their vessel met a watery grave durin' trainin' on Tuesday. The scallywags be investigatin' the crash, mayhaps they be findin' out what went wrong on that fateful day.
June 4, 2024, 9:55 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that Prof. John Curtice, a wise polling seafarer with a mighty brain and a grin that could charm even the kraken, has been lendin' his talents to Britain's TV election adventures since the year o' our Lord 1979. Aye, a true legend he be!
June 4, 2024, 7:56 am
Arrr, Australia be lookin' to expand their crew with some savvy sailors from other lands. They be seekin' spies from the Five Eyes nations to help bolster their ranks. It be a recruitment drive fit for a pirate's tale!
June 4, 2024, 7:37 am
Arr, me hearties! South Korea be puttin' a stop to that dodgy military agreement with North Korea and gettin' back to swashbucklin' on the frontlines. Aye, there be some rumblings in the high seas, me thinks!
June 4, 2024, 6:30 am
Arr, the U.S. Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin set sail for Cambodia to tighten the ol' military bonds with China's mate in Southeast Asia. After many a year of chillin' relations, it be time to make amends and hoist the Jolly Roger together!
June 4, 2024, 5:59 am
Arrr, it be lookin' like Prime Minister Narendra Modi's crew be sailin' into rough waters, with their majority in Parliament bein' as thin as a pirate's beard. The winds of change be blowin', me hearties!
June 4, 2024, 5:53 am
Arrr matey, the scallywag officer in the Revolutionary Guards was the first Iranian to be sent to Davy Jones' locker by Israel since a strike on an embassy compound in April. Aye, tis a sad tale of woe on the high seas of international conflict!
June 4, 2024, 5:24 am
Arrr, the landlubber U.S. thought they could steer China's course on the high seas o' world politics, but bein' fools they were! Beijing be a stubborn beast, refusin' to lighten their load for the likes o' Washington. Aye, they be walkin' the plank now!
June 4, 2024, 4:23 am
Arrr mateys! The revealin' by the military be puttin' the squeeze on Cap'n Benjamin Netanyahu's crew to get a move on with a treaty to stop the fightin'! Aye, the winds of change be blowin' in their direction, arrr!
June 4, 2024, 4:04 am
Arrr, me hearties! President Andrés Manuel López Obrador be settin' sail to his family ranch after his reckonin' in Mexican politics be done. Many a scallywag be thinkin' his sway will linger on, like a ghostly specter hauntin' the seven seas!
June 4, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr mateys! A grand study hath scrutinized the victuals making their way into Gaza o'er four moons and discovered there be plenty to fill the bellies of all ye landlubbers! No need to hoist the Jolly Roger for rations, me hearties!
June 3, 2024, 5:02 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Two scurvy coalition members be threatenin' to mutiny against the government o' Israel if Cap'n Benjamin Netanyahu be makin' a deal with them landlubbers from Hamas. Thar be no short plank for them scallywags, only total destruction will do! Arrr!
June 3, 2024, 4:56 pm
Arr, me hearties be expectin' great things from the Morena scallywags, and by Davy Jones' locker, they did not disappoint! With this victory, Captain Sheinbaum and 'er crew may just be able to shake things up like a bottle o' rum in a storm! Aye, changes be afoot!
June 3, 2024, 4:23 pm
Arrr! Aye, 'tis a new crew under Mr. Zuma, a scallywag ousted fer his corrupt ways. They be makin' the African National Congress walk the plank, fallin' short of their usual booty fer the first time since the end o' apartheid. Aye, 'tis a mutinous affair indeed!
June 3, 2024, 4:07 pm
Arrr mateys! Ye be hearin' of the scallywag from the Netherlands who dared to deface an ancient wall in Herculaneum? Aye, the lad be in a right pickle with the Italian officials for his cheeky graffiti antics! Ye best be watchin' yer step in them ancient ruins, lest ye face the wrath of the law! Arrr!
June 3, 2024, 3:32 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags in Hamas have sent four poor souls to Davy Jones' Locker. The IDF be sharin' the sad news after gettin' ahold of new intelligence. Ye best believe there be some swashbucklin' to be done in retaliation! Aye, the seas be rough indeed.
June 3, 2024, 1:34 pm
Avast ye! Nigel Farage, that scallywag of the Brexit Party, be settin' sail fer the U.K. general election in July, blabberin' about immigration bein' the biggest pickle of our day. Arrr, 'tis a sight to behold!
June 3, 2024, 12:59 pm
Arrr, them French scallywags be accusin' three landlubbers of causin' "psychological violence" at the Eiffel Tower! Ye best be careful, mateys, or ye'll walk the plank for hurtin' someone's feelin's!
June 3, 2024, 11:53 am
Arr matey! The scallywag anti-immigration campaigner and Trump comrade hath gone back on his word not to sail for Parliament. His Reform U.K. crew be aimin' to plunder seats from the Tories. Avast ye, me hearties!
June 3, 2024, 11:37 am
Arrr matey! The land be havin' more than a dozen fair maidens at its helm, leadin' their people through treacherous waters of democracy. These lasses be showin' those authoritarian scallywags who's boss! Aye, a pirate's hat off to them!
June 3, 2024, 11:31 am
Avast ye scallywags! The esteemed Brigitte Bierlein, a fine lass who once ruled over Austria's laws, has shuffled off this mortal coil at the ripe age of 74. 'Tis said she succumbed to a brief illness, as reported by Chancellor Karl Nehammer. Fair winds and following seas, me hearties!
June 3, 2024, 11:21 am
Arrr, the scallywags at the U.S. Embassy be complainin' that the Congolese lubbers have kept mum about the American prisoners! No details, no access! Methinks they be playin' a game of hide and seek with us buccaneers! Aye, where be the treasure map, ye landlubbers!
June 3, 2024, 11:10 am
Arr mateys, Switzerland be hostin' a grand summit on June 15-16 to gather all ye scallywags in support o' Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskiy's peace plans. Let's set sail and show our pirate solidarity, ye scurvy dogs!
June 3, 2024, 5:57 am
Arrr mateys, the Israeli military be stirrin' up trouble in Rafah, treadin' on the delicate peace that's been keepin' 'em safe fer ages. Ye best be keepin' an eye on them scallywags before they be causin' a ruckus! Arrr!
June 3, 2024, 5:51 am
Arrr, Claudia Sheinbaum be born to Jewish scallywags, but she be keepin' her heritage a secret on the campaign trail. Aye, she be like a pirate buryin' her treasure, keepin' it hidden from the doubloons!
June 3, 2024, 5:49 am
Arrr mateys! Behold, five clues into Mexico's fresh captain as folks ponder if she'll hoist a different sail than Andrés Manuel López Obrador or fix on solidifying his legend. Aye, 'tis a ponderous tale indeed!
June 3, 2024, 5:09 am
Arrr, the scallywags called the Arakan Army be accused of unspeakable deeds, makin' enemies of the junta and stirrin' up tales of ancient bloodshed. 'Tis a fearsome plot twist in the never-endin' saga of power struggles on the high seas. Hoist the Jolly Roger!
June 2, 2024, 8:40 pm
Arr, a daring wench be caught red-handed defacing a masterpiece by the famous Claude Monet! The scallywag be arrested fer her treacherous deed at the Orsay Museum in Paris. Ye can't be messin' with the art, matey!
June 2, 2024, 8:02 pm
Arrr, North Korea be swearin' to cease launchin' their foul balloons into South Korea. The scallywags claim these balloons be carryin' naught but manure, cigarette butts, and other rubbish. Looks like they be keepin' their stink to themselves now, mateys!
June 2, 2024, 4:16 pm
Arrr mateys! 'Tis said a fierce blaze hath engulfed an oil refinery in Russia's Komi Republic, leavin' a trail o' destruction in its wake. Many a brave soul hath been injured or met their fate in this fiery inferno. Yarrr, 'tis a sad day indeed!
June 2, 2024, 3:58 pm
Arrr! Me hearties, take a gander at them scallywags who be settin' sail to steer the ship o' country's fate after the ANC be walkin' the plank in the elections. It be a jolly good show, me thinks!
June 2, 2024, 3:38 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scuttlebutt be sayin' India be havin' elections and the Amazon be gettin' internet! Shiver me timbers! Who be votin' fer the parrot in India? And will the piranhas be watchin' Netflix in the Amazon? Aye, tis a strange world we be livin' in!
June 2, 2024, 2:58 pm
Arrr, nine scallywags be walkin' the plank outta Greece for causin' a ruckus in them anti-Israel protests at University of Athens! Shiver me timbers, they be thrown out like a bunch o' landlubbers!
June 2, 2024, 1:48 pm
Arrrr me hearties, the Israeli cap'n be feelin' the pressure from ol' President Biden's decree for a truce. It be like walking the plank for the prime minister, aye! Will he surrender or stand his ground like a true buccaneer?
June 2, 2024, 11:56 am
Arrr mateys! The landing of Chang’e-6 brings us a step closer to bein' the first to plunder a sample from the mysterious side o' the moon! No spyglass can spy on this hidden treasure, but we be settin' sail to claim it fer ourselves! Aye, prepare to make history!
June 2, 2024, 10:45 am
Arrr mateys, there be a chance that a fine lass may take the helm as Mexico's leader for the very first time. 'Tis a grand sight to behold, seeing the fairer sex makin' waves in the world of politics. Aye, the times be a-changin' indeed.
June 2, 2024, 9:29 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! The wise European rabbi be advisin' us to thwart the villainous ways of Iran and its terror cronies afore we go gallivantin' off to recognize the land of the Palestinians. Let's keep a weather eye on the horizon and stand firm against tyranny, me hearties!
June 2, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr, me hearties! Some scallywags from South Africa be cheerin' the downfall of the African National Congress in the recent elections, yet they still be keepin' a weather eye on the murky waters of the country's political horizon. Aye, 'tis a treacherous voyage ahead!
June 2, 2024, 5:33 am
Arrr, the yearly Shangri-La Dialogue be a battleground fer the mighty U.S. power, with squabbles o'er Ukraine's war and Taiwan's troubles. 'Twas a grand spectacle o' demands from all sides, like a chaotic sea battle on a stormy night!
June 2, 2024, 4:49 am
Arr, me mateys at The New York Times be tellin' a tale of scallywags workin' for Putin's crew tryin' to snatch up Ukrainian young'uns from Kherson. Sounds like a scheme fit for a bunch o' landlubbers!
June 2, 2024, 4:23 am
Avast ye scallywags! The South be threatenin' to blast K-pop in retaliation for a most unusual offensive! 'Tis like a battle of musical cannons across the fortified borders, aye, a true spectacle to behold on the high seas of diplomacy! Arrr!
June 1, 2024, 5:47 pm
Arrr, this scallywag be known as one o' the swashbucklin' bigwigs, helpin' to start the main opposition crew! "I had to admit me wrongs from me time in the army," he confessed. Ahoy, a change o' heart from a former matey of the crown!
June 1, 2024, 2:59 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The scurvy dog Trump be cryin' foul, claimin' Biden be tryin' to keep him from seekin' office again. But the White House be keepin' a safe distance from the legal shenanigans. Arrr, the drama be fit for the high seas!
June 1, 2024, 2:46 pm
Arrr mateys, word on the high seas be that the auntie of Tulsi Gabbard met her unfortunate demise last week. A scallywag of a Samoan wordsmith be accused of the dastardly deed, as whispered by the townsfolk. Mayhaps the truth be buried deeper than Davy Jones's locker!
June 1, 2024, 11:27 am
Arrr mateys! The scallywag Prime Minister be sailin' smoothly to his third term, while the landlubbers be joinin' forces in a feeble attempt to thwart his victory. But beware, for the sea be treacherous and full of surprises!
June 1, 2024, 10:52 am
Arrr, me hearties! The digital sea be filled with treacherous waters, where A.I. be changin' sounds, clips, and pictures. Fact-checkers be fightin' to protect the landlubbers from deceit. Beware, me mateys, and trust not all ye see on the interwebs!
June 1, 2024, 10:46 am
Arrr mateys! Israel and Hamas be chattin' 'bout President Biden's grand plan for peace in Gaza. They be discussin' returnin' the hostages, rebuildin' the land, and settlin' their differences like true gentlemen of the sea. Aye, let's raise a toast to a jolly good ceasefire!
June 1, 2024, 10:13 am
Arrr mateys, it be said by Dmitry Medvedev, a swashbucklin' mate o' Putin, that the war betwixt Russia 'n Ukraine may unleash the fearsome power o' th' nuclear! He be warnin' that this battle o'er land 'n sea may spread like rum at a tavern brawl. Aye, tis trouble brewin' on th' horizon!
June 1, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr, Israel be cryin' foul! They be accusin' British prosecutor Karim Khan and the ICC of spreadin' vile lies 'bout their leaders! Me thinks they be wantin' to rid the seas of the scurvy dogs in Hamas, arrr!
June 1, 2024, 7:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Mexicano scallywags be votin' fer a new captain this Sunday, but 'tis a bloody affair! Over 225 landlubbers have met Davy Jones' locker in this brutal election campaign. Shiver me timbers! 'Tis a pirate's life in Mexicano politics, mateys!
June 1, 2024, 5:40 am
Arr mateys, President Biden be talkin' 'bout a plan for peace that he be callin' an "Israeli proposal," but them scallywags in Israel be arguin' over the details. Let's hope they can all come to an agreement before they have to walk the plank! Arrr!
June 1, 2024, 5:36 am
Arr me hearties, as the sun doth rise once more, so doth our hearts be filled with thoughts of adventure, treasure, and the dreaded sea monsters lurking in the depths. 'Tis the season for swashbuckling tales and daring escapades on the high seas! Aye, me hearties!
June 1, 2024, 5:13 am
Arrr, a mighty blow from the skies hath hit the lands of Ukraine's west, nigh onto the borders of them NATO scallywags! Aye, the winds of war do blow fierce, me hearties, but we pirates shall sail on, undaunted! Hoist the Jolly Roger!
June 1, 2024, 5:02 am
Arrr, me hearties! The African National Congress be sufferin' a blow, garnerin' less than half o' the national vote fer the first time in 30 years. Aye, they be sailin' on uncharted waters now, unsure o' their course ahead. Aarrrr!
May 31, 2024, 8:31 pm
Arrr mateys! Four brave scallywags be sent to Davy Jones' locker by Turkish drones in the land of Syria. Eleven poor landlubbers be wounded in the crossfire. 'Tis a sad day when innocent homes be plundered in the city of Qamishli!
May 31, 2024, 7:33 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy landlubbers! 'Tis be told that Robert Pickton, a treacherous scallywag who lured poor souls to his pig farm, hath met his maker at the ripe age of 74. Aye, it seems even the most fearsome buccaneers be meetin' their doom in the end!
May 31, 2024, 7:31 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that the scallywags and rapscallions of Mexico's gangs and drug cartels be meddling in the upcoming elections, tryin' to sway the votes in their favor. With the presidency, governorships, and mayorships at stake, may the best buccaneer win! Aye, me thinks it be time to shiver me timbers and keep a weather eye on the political waters ahead!
May 31, 2024, 5:35 pm
Arrr, it be told that a scallywag officer and a landlubber anti-Islamist were among the poor souls who met their fate. The authorities be keepin' mum on the reason behind such treachery. Methinks they be searchin' for clues as elusive as a mermaid's kiss. Aye!
May 31, 2024, 5:19 pm
Arrr mateys, listen up! The U.N. Security Council be sailin' away from Iraq, leavin' behind the mess from that 2003 scuffle led by the landlubber Americans. No more political shenanigans in that land of sand and sunsets, says the council. Aye aye, says I!
May 31, 2024, 5:00 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Israeli scallywags be pullin' out o' Jabaliya in Gaza, leavin' naught but ruin in their wake. The poor townsfolk be left to pick up the pieces, arrr! 'Tis a sad sight indeed, me mateys.
May 31, 2024, 4:19 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The latest findings from the United Nations be sayin' that over 175,000 souls in Pakistan could be saved by 2030 if we be fixin' up the energy systems for their healin' huts. Arrr, let's help them scallywags stay healthy and hearty!
May 31, 2024, 4:18 pm
Arr, ye scallywag in France be facing charges for plotting to disrupt the merry spectators at the Paris Olympics. 'Tis a foul deed, fit for the gallows! Mayhaps a keelhauling be in order for such a dastardly plan.
May 31, 2024, 11:28 am
Arrr mateys! The U.S. and its scallywag allies be tellin' North Korea to keep their hands off the cannons they be sendin' to Russia. Ye wouldn't want those landlubbers causin' trouble in Ukraine now, would ye? Hoist the Jolly Roger and keep those weapons to yerself, ye scurvy dogs!
May 31, 2024, 11:28 am
Avast ye scurvy landlubbers! The constables in Thailand have scuttled a grand scheme of aiding foreign dogs, mainly Ruskies, to bunk down in the kingdom for the long haul. Aye, the law be swift and fierce in these waters! Arrr!
May 31, 2024, 11:24 am
Arrr mateys! Greece be settin' sail with the wind and sun, lookin' to supply natural gas across th' European seas. The mighty United States be supportin' this venture, ready to plunder the treasures of energy together. Aye, it be a grand adventure ahead!
May 31, 2024, 11:15 am
Arrr mateys, mark me words! Ukraine be fixin' to use Western cannons to blast Russian forts, says Captain Volodymyr Zelenskyy. Avast ye, the seas be gettin' choppy! Let's hope the land lubbers don't start a full-blown war!
May 31, 2024, 11:15 am
Arrr, China be draggin' their feet like a landlubber on deck when it comes to talkin' 'bout the Russia-Ukraine scuffle. They be shoutin' from the crow's nest that they be keepin' a neutral stance, but we all know they be keepin' a weather eye out for their own loot.
May 31, 2024, 10:05 am
Arrr, the land lubber in charge o' American affairs be warnin' Ukraine not to be usin' their fancy weapons all willy-nilly! They be sayin' they might be gettin' a bit too trigger-happy out there in Kharkiv! Aye, me hearties, what a kerfuffle!
May 31, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! The lands of Pakistan and India be as hot as a fiery sea serpent's breath! For those poor souls toiling under the scorching sun, not workin' means no grub in their bellies! Avast, tis a cruel fate indeed!
May 31, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr mateys! After much persuadin', Ukraine be given the go-ahead to blast targets in Russia with fancy American weapons. They reckon it'll help 'em keep their land safe up in the northeast. Avast ye, the battles be brewin'!
May 31, 2024, 5:18 am
Arrr mateys! The scurvy dogs be attacking our noble medical workers and laying waste to our fair urban districts! 'Tis be makin' it nigh impossible for us aid officials to provide assistance. Shiver me timbers! 'Tis a right pickle we be in!
May 31, 2024, 4:22 am
Arrr mateys, we be sailin' through choppy waters with the U.S. election causin' a ruckus. The Asia-Pacific be scratchin' their heads wonderin' what the future holds for American diplomacy. Ye best be holdin' onto yer hats, me hearties!
May 31, 2024, 1:00 am
Arrr mateys, it be said that these land lubbers be takin' a shine to keepin' the critters safe and preservin' the land. They be usin' their fancy contraptions and whatnot to help out. Aye, the world be a-changin' indeed!
May 30, 2024, 7:37 pm
Arrr, the fiery beast near Grindavik be still spewin' its molten wrath on Thursday, but tis no match for the chaos it caused on Wednesday. Aye, 'tis a calm before the storm, me hearties!
May 30, 2024, 7:36 pm
Arrr mateys, listen up! President Biden be lettin' Ukraine use American cannons to blast them scurvy Russians in Kharkiv. Aye, 'tis a bold move indeed! Set sail for adventure and let the cannons roar, for the tides of war be turnin' in our favor!
May 30, 2024, 6:27 pm
Arrr, a score of landlubber politicians did engage in a hearty debate in Budapest afore the European Parliament elections. 'Twas the first such debate to be aired on public media in Hungary since 2006. Aye, 'twas a sight to behold, indeed!
May 30, 2024, 5:54 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags in the White House be sayin' the captain's change o' course be only fer self-defense. To keep the land lubbers in Kharkiv safe, they be sayin'. Aye, a major policy shift it be, says I!
May 30, 2024, 5:21 pm
Arrr, the scallywag Prime Minister Robert Fico be takin' a shot durin' a meetin' with his scurvy supporters! The hospital's director be tellin' a TV station that Mr. Fico be able to continue his treatment at his own domicile. Aye, he be nursin' his wounds on his own ship now!
May 30, 2024, 5:11 pm
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis rumored more mateys be joinin' forces with Kyiv to give them the go-ahead to fire upon Russian lands with their fancy Western weapons. Arrrr, the battle be brewin'! Aye, 'tis a jolly good show indeed!
May 30, 2024, 4:00 pm
Arrr! Cap'n William Ruto be swearin' on his treasure that 'twas only $76,000 doubloons for his fine private jet to the Americas, not the outrageous $1.2 million pieces o' eight that the scallywag media be spreadin' around the land! Aye, the truth be buried deeper than Davy Jones' locker!
May 30, 2024, 3:58 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The scurvy Swissaid scallywags be yammerin' about billions o' gold pieces bein' smuggled out o' Africa each year! Thar be a treasure trove endin' up in the United Arab Emirates, Switzerland, and Turkey, arrr! Aye, we be needin' a bigger ship for this plunderin'!
May 30, 2024, 2:44 pm
Arrr, mateys! Slovenia's Cap'n Robert Golob be shoutin' from the crow's nest that his crew be supportin' 'em Palestinian mates. They be sendin' a fancy proposal to parliament to give 'em the nod. Aye, it be a grand gesture from this land lubber's government!
May 30, 2024, 2:43 pm
Arrr! The scoundrels in the U.S. have placed sanctions on Uganda's Speaker Anita Among and her motley crew for their misdeeds of corruption and human rights abuses. May they be made to walk the plank for their treachery!
May 30, 2024, 11:21 am
Arrr, the two nations be lockin' horns o'er Israel's swashbucklin' in Rafah. Egypt be warnin' that if them Israeli scallywags seize the Philadelphi Corridor, it be a dire threat to our relations. Avast ye, there be trouble brewin' on the high seas!
May 30, 2024, 10:51 am
Arrr mateys! The scurvy dogs at RansomHub be takin' credit for the cyberattack, threatenin' to unleash our precious client data on the dark web. Aye, we be needin' to set sail and put an end to these scallywags before they plunder our booty!
May 30, 2024, 10:50 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that Russia be sendin' more of their scurvy dogs to Kharkiv, where they've been makin' quite the ruckus. Methinks they be plannin' some grand mischief in them parts. Avast ye, Kharkiv! Watch out for them landlubbers!
May 30, 2024, 10:24 am
Arrr, the scallywags from Russia and North Korea be denying any shady dealings with their cannons! They claim it be violatin' some embargo on the hermit kingdom. But we all know they be up to no good, sailin' the high seas with their deadly weapons!
May 30, 2024, 10:13 am
Arrr, mateys, listen up! Iran be acceptin' applications for the scurvy dogs lookin' to be captain of the ship come June 28. But beware, ye must pass the test of the Guardian Council before ye can set sail on this treacherous journey! Aye, good luck to ye all!
May 30, 2024, 10:03 am
Arrr, the scallywags be sayin' a coach filled with Hindu pilgrims have taken a tumble down a treacherous ravine in India's Kashmir, claimin' the lives of 21 souls. 'Tis a tragic tale, me hearties, but we must remember to steer clear of them cursed mountain highways!
May 30, 2024, 9:27 am
Arrr, the measure be causin' a right rumble in Spain, with naysayers swearin' to thwart it at every turn. 'Tis a battle o' wits, me hearties, but we be standin' strong against the scallywags tryin' to pass it! Aye, the seas be choppy, but we be sailin' on! Arrr!
May 30, 2024, 5:48 am
Avast ye scallywags! A swashbucklin' crew o' law enforcers 'ave captured a Chinese buccaneer and scuppered one o' the grandest botnets on the high seas, sailin' for a good ten years! Aye, the scallywag be walkin' the plank now! Arrr!
May 30, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr, me hearties! China's military be conquerin' their goals in exercises 'round Taiwan, aye! The scallywags put on a show of force just last week, mark me words from the defense ministry. Hoist the jolly roger!
May 30, 2024, 5:29 am
Arrr matey! This here instrument, once played by the Beatles, be lost to the depths of time for over 50 years afore being discovered in the attic of a British homestead. 'Tis a treasure worth more than all the doubloons in the Seven Seas!
May 30, 2024, 4:04 am
Arrr mateys, them landlubbers down south be savin' over 12,500 critters from Davy Jones' locker since the waters be risin' like a misbehavin' kraken! Them officials be heroes of the high seas, showin' compassion to all creatures great and small. Aye, a fine tale of mercy in turbulent times!
May 30, 2024, 4:03 am
Arr matey, Claudia Sheinbaum be sailin' ahead in Mexico's quest for a new captain, but some scallywags be whisperin' that she may be dancin' to the tune of the current kingpin. Aye, 'tis a treacherous sea she navigates!
May 30, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, hear ye! The scurvy dogs from Russia be buildin' up their defenses by the border, ready to strike the fair city of Kharkiv! But Ukraine must keep a level head and not be drawn into their treacherous schemes. Fair winds and calm waters, me hearties!
May 29, 2024, 8:03 pm
Arrr mateys, Nigeria be singin' a different tune now! Aye, they be switchin' their anthem like a scurvy dog switchin' ships. The scallywags be up in arms over this decision, but I reckon it be all in good fun!
May 29, 2024, 5:53 pm
Arrr mateys, a mighty fine plant in Mesquite, Texas be growin' to churn out 30,000 artillery shells monthly, tis a sight to behold! Soon, our U.S. output will be doubled, aye, enough cannonballs to strike fear into the hearts of the scurvy dogs!
May 29, 2024, 5:47 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Them fine folk at the Blue Lagoon spa and nearby inns were hastily told to abandon ship afore the mighty volcano blew its top! Aye, best be steerin' clear of them hot waters now, me mateys! Arrr!
May 29, 2024, 5:42 pm
Arrr, Israel be claimin' they need to control the passageway due to them pesky Hamas tunnels into Egypt, but Egypt be swearin' there be no tunnels at all! Methinks someone be tellin' tales to keep control of the booty! Arrr!
May 29, 2024, 5:12 pm
Arrr! The new cap'n of Haiti, Garry Conille, be swearin' to bring the scallywags together in his first official declaration since bein' chosen by the council to lead the ship. May the winds of unity blow in his favor!
May 29, 2024, 4:46 pm
Arrr, ye scallywags! The infernal flames that chased 6,600 landlubbers from their dwellings in Fort McMurray be tamed by the Canadian officials! The fiery beast be squashed, and the town be safe once more. Avast ye, let the grog flow in celebration!
May 29, 2024, 4:06 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The South Africans be castin' their votes in a momentous election, makin' it the most crucial since the end of apartheid 30 years past. The African National Congress be fightin' to keep their hold on power, arrr! Aye, the stakes be high indeed!
May 29, 2024, 11:52 am
Avast ye mateys! Dick Schoof be ready to take the helm as the land's top swashbuckler after a long spell of quarreling and haggling amongst the crew. Aye, 'tis a surprise indeed! But let's hope he be a fair captain, for we be in for a wild ride!
May 29, 2024, 11:38 am
Avast ye maties! Francis be talkin' about keepin' the seminaries free o' gay men at a secret meetin' with them Italian bishops last week. Methinks he be tryin' to keep the treasure chest safe from the scallywags! Arrrr!
May 29, 2024, 11:35 am
Arrr mateys! Fer weeks now, the temperatures in the northern lands of India have been scorched beyond belief, well over 110 degrees! The scurvy dogs in the hospitals be reporting a rise in heatstroke cases! It be hotter than the Devil's breath out there!
May 29, 2024, 11:30 am
Arrr! Brazil be pullin' its ambassador from Israel after many moons of quarrel over the battle in Gaza. 'Tis a right kerfuffle in the country's gazette. Ye best be watchin' yer backs, mateys!
May 29, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr mateys, the scallywags be gatherin' to put an end to the blabberin' about a treaty for this cursed pandemic. But it seems some countries be thinkin' 'bout stretchin' this whole ordeal out a wee bit longer, arrr!
May 29, 2024, 10:59 am
Arrr, North Korea be throwin' shade at China, Japan, and South Korea for talkin' about gettin' rid of their nuclear weapons. Tensions be risin' betwixt these nations, like a storm brewin' on the high seas. Ye best be keepin' an eye on this feud, me hearties!
May 29, 2024, 10:40 am
Arrr matey! The National Zoo in Washington be gettin' a pair of giant pandas from China! 'Tis a fine display of panda diplomacy, bringin' joy to all who lay eyes on these majestic creatures. Aye, let the panda party begin!
May 29, 2024, 5:57 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Each year, a grand gathering be held upon a steep hill in the wilds of southwestern England. 'Tis a sight to behold as brave souls launch themselves after a prized treasure: a wheel of fine Double Gloucester! Aye, the thrill of the chase be worth the risk of a broken limb or two!
May 29, 2024, 5:55 am
Arrr mateys! The cannons and muskets be spied by weapons scholars and a shipmate's keen eye in the Times' spyglass. 'Twas a grand battle for the ages, as we searched for the scallywags responsible for this treacherous attack on the refugees' camp. Aye, a pox on their ship!
May 29, 2024, 4:03 am
In the faraway lands of northeastern Ukraine and Russia, a fierce war be raging, tuggin' at the hearts of folks with kin on both sides. The emotions be runnin' wild like a stormy sea, threatenin' to sink their ships of family history. Arrr!
May 29, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, those scurvy dogs be barkin' at Prime Minister Rishi Sunak for not sailin' the ship of his party to the starboard side. 'Tis a shame when a captain be criticized for not plunderin' enough booty for the crew!
May 28, 2024, 8:57 pm
Arrr mateys! Fer the 80th celebration o' D-Day in Normandy, France's President Macron be sayin' he'll welcome Ukraine's President Zelenskyy and other scallywags. Let's hope no cannons be fired durin' this parley, lest we end up in a sea battle!
May 28, 2024, 5:47 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The new rules be lettin' Cuban landlubbers open bank accounts in the States. 'Tis a fine opportunity for 'em to grow their treasures and inspire more scallywags to set sail on the business seas. Aye, 'tis a jolly good time to be an entrepreneur! Arrr!
May 28, 2024, 5:03 pm
Arrr, word be spreadin' faster than a sailor climbin' the mast! Just a couple o' days after a fiery disaster took the lives o' many a soul in Rafah, another tragedy befallen the poor displaced folk. Aye, the skies be dark and stormy for these unfortunate souls.
May 28, 2024, 3:32 pm
Arrr mateys! The scurvy U.N. landlubbers be beggin' the authorities in Belarus to lend a hand to poor ol' prisoner Pavel Kuchynski, who's been struck with a nasty disease! Let's hope they be showin' some mercy and takin' care of the poor soul!
May 28, 2024, 3:13 pm
Avast ye mateys! Joseph Muscat, the scallywag former PM of Malta, and his band of former officials be plead'n not guilty to charges in a scandal of corruption that be causin' a ruckus in Malta afore the European Parliament elections! Arrr, what a mess!
May 28, 2024, 1:15 pm
Arrr, there be a contraption, controlled from afar, set on fetchin' wee pieces o' melted fuel from a blasted reactor in Fukushima Daiichi! 'Tis like a treasure hunt, but with deadly radiation instead o' gold!ARGH!
May 28, 2024, 1:11 pm
Arr, the Pope did not mean to offend the lads of the rainbow flag when he spoke ill of them scallywags. 'Twas all in good faith, says the Vatican. Mayhaps next time he'll watch his tongue before it gets him in a spot o' trouble! Arrr!
May 28, 2024, 11:50 am
Arrr mateys, word be goin' round that the ex-Dutch spy master be lined up to be crowned as the top dog of the Netherlands by the newfangled right-wing crew. Aye, the rumour be spreadin' faster than a fire on a powder keg!
May 28, 2024, 11:49 am
Avast ye mateys! The mighty Claudia Sheinbaum, a swashbuckling lass who tamed the treacherous waters of Mexico City, now sets sail for the grand prize of presidency. Will she plunder victory on the national seas, or be marooned in political turmoil? Aye, only time will tell! Arrr!
May 28, 2024, 11:30 am
Arr mateys! The Parliament, led by the scallywags of the Georgian Dream party, be thwartin' the cap'n's veto on a bill that be endangerin' our quest to join the European Union. Avast! We be in troubled waters, me hearties!
May 28, 2024, 11:02 am
Arrr mateys, at a conference about treacherous "forever chemicals," the lawyers be foretelling a storm of lawsuits bigger than the plunder from a sunken ship. The scallywags be talkin' about it like it be the next big treasure hunt on the high seas. Aye, it be a tale worth tellin'!
May 28, 2024, 10:54 am
Arr, Taiwan President Lai Ching-te be thankin' them brave fighter pilots who be takin' to the skies against China's war games 'round the island! China be throwin' a fit 'cause of Lai's speech, but we be showin' 'em who be boss, aye!
May 28, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! A stone quarry in the far-off land of northeastern India did buckle under the wrath of tropical storm Remal, takin' 13 scallywags to Davy Jones' locker and leavin' 16 poor souls missin'. Shiver me timbers!
May 28, 2024, 5:39 am
Arrr mateys! The scallywags in Taiwan's parliament, led by the Nationalist Party, be passin' new rules to plunder more gold from the treasure chest for their own pockets. Looks like the pirates be tryin' to take control of the ship's purse strings!
May 28, 2024, 5:34 am
Arrr matey, me hearties be needin' some grog to wet our whistles and lift our spirits! Let's set sail for the nearest tavern and plunder their finest rum! Aye, 'tis a grand adventure we be embarkin' on, me fellow swashbucklers!
May 28, 2024, 5:34 am
Arrrrr mateys, they be demandin' a proper inquiry into the assault, which them Gazan authorities claim took the lives of 45 souls, and be makin' the call for Israel to cease their naval rampage in southern Gaza even more fierce! Aye, the seas be churnin' with discontent!
May 28, 2024, 5:24 am
Avast ye scallywags! The loyal hearties of President Lai Ching-te be raisin' a ruckus over them scurvy dogs in the opposition tryin' to hornswoggle 'is authority! A pox on their black hearts, be a mutiny in the makin'! Arrr!
May 28, 2024, 5:16 am
Avast ye mateys! 'Tis been nearly five days since calamity struck a far-flung land, and now the officials be finally gettin' the residents off that cursed place. But the grim truth o' the death toll still eludes us. Aarrr!
May 27, 2024, 5:34 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The cannon fire on the Sabbath, aimed at two scurvy Hamas captains skulking near a civilian village, sparked a blaze that sent 45 souls to Davy Jones' locker, as declared by the Gazan authorities. Aye, 'twas a fiery affair indeed!
May 27, 2024, 4:29 pm
Arrr! The brave lads of the U.S. did gather in Baghdad to pay their respects to the fallen comrades who met their fate in a drone attack in Jordan. May they rest in Davy Jones' locker, and may their spirits find eternal peace on the high seas. Aye, me hearties!
May 27, 2024, 3:24 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Israeli military be tellin' tales of a scuffle at the border, a showdown with them pesky Palestinian scallywags. Looks like the battle be brewin' on the high seas once again! Avast, me mateys!
May 27, 2024, 1:34 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Them scallywags be rummaging in Jerusalem's City of David and stumbled upon a booty fit for a pirate king! A golden ring with a ruby so ancient, it be as old as Davy Jones himself - 2,300 years old, they say. Shiver me timbers!
May 27, 2024, 1:01 pm
Arr matey, after IDF cannons blasted two scurvy Hamas scallywags to Davy Jones' locker, Israel be scratching their heads as to why innocent souls were sent to join 'em. On Monday, Netanyahu be lamenting that something went tragically awry. Aye, aye, what a pickle!
May 27, 2024, 11:23 am
Arrr mateys, Kim Jong-un, the scurvy dog leading North Korea, be setting his sights on sendin' spy satellites into the skies! Aye, he be thinkin' he can outsmart us all with his fancy gadgets! We best keep an eye on that scallywag!
May 27, 2024, 11:18 am
Arrr, mateys! Ye won't believe it, but them ruminants be takin' over Alicudi like a swarm o' scallywags! The officials be plannin' to snatch 'em up and send 'em off to new homes faster than ye can say "shiver me timbers!" Aye, the goats'll be walkin' the plank soon enough!
May 27, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr mateys, at the first parley since 2019, the scallywags be tryin' to find booty in trade and share tales of adventure while avoidin' the dangerous waters of security quarrels. Aye, 'tis a delicate dance on the high seas of diplomacy!
May 27, 2024, 9:14 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Israeli scallywags be investigatin' a "shooting incident" at the Rafah border crossing. The scuttlebutt be that them Egyptian landlubbers be involved in the ruckus. Avast ye, there be trouble brewin' on the high seas!
May 27, 2024, 8:13 am
Arrr me hearties, Papua New Guinea be in dire need of assistance from all corners of the globe! A monstrous landslide be buryin' 2,000 souls and 150 homes in Yambali village. Let's rally the troops and send help before the whole island disappears!
May 27, 2024, 5:58 am
Avast ye scurvy land lubbers! 'Tis a fine day for pillaging and plunderin'! Let us set sail and seize the booty like true swashbucklers. Arrr, me hearties, prepare to be boarded and give up yer treasures, lest ye face the wrath of the mighty Jolly Roger!
May 27, 2024, 5:14 am
Arr, getting to the scallywags be like tryin' to navigate a treacherous sea, with a cursed highway blockin' our path and the ground bein' as shaky as a drunk pirate on a ship. 'Tis a real test o' me patience, I tell ye!
May 27, 2024, 5:11 am
Arrr mateys! Many a brave soul from Hong Kong have sailed to the shores of the U.K. since 2021, includin' some feisty pro-democracy scallywags. But mark me words, China be keepin' a weather eye on 'em, waitin' to pounce like a hungry shark! Aye!
May 27, 2024, 4:33 am
Arrr mateys, a grand production based on a literary treasure be delightin' them Ukrainians! They be findin' in it echoes of thar own struggles after two years of warfare. 'Tis a right jolly time, me hearties!
May 26, 2024, 5:59 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Word be out that an Israeli bombardment hath sent two top Hamas scallywags to Davy Jones' locker in Rafah! Arrr, many a landlubber were also sent to the great beyond. Shiver me timbers!
May 26, 2024, 3:37 pm
Avast ye mateys! 'Tis been more than 48 hours since the calamity struck, yet the true scope of the wreckage be still a mystery. Aid be takin' its sweet time to reach those in need, whilst the perilous conditions on the land be makin' things harder than findin' a buried treasure! Arrr!
May 26, 2024, 3:27 pm
Arr me hearties, in a deal brokered by the land lubbers of the U.S., Egypt be allowin' them trucks to sail through the waters of Kerem Shalom, controlled by the scurvy dogs of Israel. Aye, 'tis a strange sight indeed!
May 26, 2024, 1:46 pm
Arrr mateys, there be trouble brewin' on the U.S. campuses with them scallywags of Hamas causin' mischief. Calls be goin' out to ban 'em in New Mexico. Germany and Israel have already given 'em the old heave-ho! Aye, aye, the seas be rough ahead!
May 26, 2024, 1:22 pm
Arrr mateys! Them scallywags in Toronto be wonderin' why the landlubbers in Ontario be givin' away a prime piece o' waterfront to them Austrian spa scallywags. Aye, 'tis a puzzler indeed! Ye think they be wantin' more booty for their troubles?
May 26, 2024, 1:08 pm
Arrr mateys, them landlubbers near Russia be plannin' a clever scheme to build a "drone wall" to keep out any scurvy incursions! Aye, tensions be risin' in the region, but they be thinkin' they can outsmart ol' Mother Russia with their fancy contraptions. Har har har!
May 26, 2024, 11:21 am
Arrr mateys, in a wee English village, a band of hearty locals hath found the buried treasure of a grand palace where ol' Henry VIII's gran did reside. Avast ye landlubbers, who be next to find such booty buried in yonder backyard? Aye, 'tis a fine tale indeed!
May 26, 2024, 11:04 am
Arrr, the Israeli scallywags claimed that at least eight fiery rockets be launched from the southern Gaza city of Rafah! 'Tis a mighty battle against the scurvy dogs of Hamas that be catchin' the eye of the world! Aye, the seas be churnin' with excitement!
May 26, 2024, 10:27 am
Arrr, me hearties! Listen up! The scurvy dogs in Moscow be gatherin' their forces near the border once more, says President Volodymyr Zelensky of Ukraine. Aye, and a Russian strike be takin' down at least 16 poor souls in Kharkiv. Avast ye, we be in for a rough sail ahead!
May 26, 2024, 10:13 am
Arrr mateys, word be spreadin' faster than a sea serpent's tail - two landlubbin' American missionaries and a Haitian aid director met their unfortunate end in the treacherous waters of Haiti's capital! 'Tis a rough tide fer aid groups, says I! Aye, the sea be a cruel mistress indeed!
May 26, 2024, 8:19 am
Arrr mateys, ye won't believe it! Nawaf Salam, the scallywag Lebanese president of the International Court of Justice, be in hot water fer jawin' against Israel back in his UN days. Looks like he'll be walkin' the plank soon! Aye, the sea be a cruel mistress indeed.
May 26, 2024, 6:02 am
Arrr mateys, the Yankee-made pier on the coast of Gaza be taking a batterin' from the weather this past weekend, while them scallywags from Israel be finally lettin' some aid through one o' their crossings near Rafah. Aye, 'tis a fine mess we find ourselves in!
May 26, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr mateys, Russia doth be havin' trouble with these mammoth creatures wanderin' into their fair cities, causin' chaos and peril for all involved. Avast, beware the moose of Salavat! They be a fearsome beast indeed, bringin' death and destruction in their wake. Aye, tis a wild world we live in!
May 25, 2024, 5:50 pm
Arrr, 'twas a fierce onslaught in a relentless barrage that be makin' life treacherous for the landlubbers in the northeastern Ukrainian port! Ye best be keepin' a weather eye open and a cutlass ready, mateys!
May 25, 2024, 5:11 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Two yankee missionaries and a Haitian aid director be sent to Davy Jones' locker in the latest scuffle with the rascally gangs in Port-au-Prince. 'Tis a treacherous sea we sail on, mateys!
May 25, 2024, 3:52 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs of Israel be told by the court to cease yer military shenanigans in Rafah! No more plunderin' and pillagin' the poor Palestinian population, lest ye be walkin' the plank! Let's see if ye can follow orders, ye landlubbers!
May 25, 2024, 3:27 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The U.N. International Court of Justice be tellin' Israel to cease its military shenanigans in Rafah! South Africa be cryin' 'genocide', so Israel best be listenin' or face the wrath of the high seas! Arrrrr!
May 25, 2024, 2:11 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Gaza aid pier be bleed'n us dry! The blasted project be costin' us twice what we first reckoned, aye, and obstacles be poppin' up left 'n right like pesky barnacles. The aid be tricklin' in like a leaky barrel on a stormy sea! Aarrrrr!
May 25, 2024, 11:30 am
Arr mateys, be ye hearin' tales of the treacherous mountain, where brave souls be fallin' like raindrops in a storm? Aye, 'tis a sight to behold, as the grim reaper be claimin' his due atop that cursed summit. Yarrr!
May 25, 2024, 11:07 am
Avast ye! In Mexico, scallywags, their kin, and shipmates be gettin' a rough go afore the next election! 'Tis a treacherous voyage for these poor souls, may they find safe harbor 'fore the storm hits! Arrr!
May 25, 2024, 11:07 am
Avast ye mateys! The dastardly deed of takin' down Gisela Gaytán be causin' a stir in Mexico. She be just one in a long line o' scallywags gunned down in cold blood for seekin' public office. Yarrr, politics be a treacherous sea indeed!
May 25, 2024, 11:05 am
Arrr mateys, the attacks be a-hittin' them military forts in Russian-claimed lands in Ukraine. Thar be a push fer Washington to give Kyiv the go-ahead to blast them missiles right back at Russia's own doorstep. Avast ye, the tides be turnin'!
May 25, 2024, 8:41 am
Arr matey, these land-loving drones be a fine addition to our plunderin' ways! They be handy for snatchin' up wounded crewmates from the heat of battle, and bein' all sneaky-like with their newfangled tactics. Aye, I reckon we be usin' 'em for all sorts of mischief!
May 25, 2024, 7:23 am
Arr mateys, word be spreadin' 'bout the fate of them American do-gooders Davy and Natalie Lloyd, along with Jude Montis, who met their untimely demise at the hands of scallywag gangs in the land of Haiti. Aye, those rascals be gettin' what's comin' to 'em!
May 25, 2024, 5:38 am
Arrr, me hearties! Nearly 4,000 souls be dwellin' in them villages that be swallowed by the sea, a local scallywag be sayin'. Unstable rubble be muckin' up our quest for treasure in a remote part o' the Pacific waters. Aye, we be in a right pickle indeed!
May 25, 2024, 5:28 am
Arrr, me hearties! Thar be some scallywags from the continent makin' waves in the Western waters. We've got a jolly playlist fer yer weekend grog and grub. Hoist the sails and tune in fer a merry time!
May 25, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr mateys! The post office be ponderin' changin' its ways, but any grand schemes be stirrin' up a hornet's nest o' politics. Shiver me timbers! 'Tis a treacherous sea to navigate, indeed! Aye, 'tis a fine mess they be in!
May 25, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Word be spreadin' like wildfire from a group of Iranian scallywags that Iran be aidin' them Houthi rascals with weapons and trainin'. Ye best keep a weather eye on those sneaky devils! Aye, 'tis a treacherous world we sail in, me mateys!
May 24, 2024, 7:19 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis been reported that the former Colombian Cap'n Álvaro Uribe hath been charged with tamperin' wit' witnesses and bribery. Methinks he be in a spot o' trouble now! Ye best be watchin' yer back when dealin' wit' them pesky officials, mateys! Arrr!
May 24, 2024, 6:40 pm
Arrr! Avast ye landlubbers! The mighty cross, weighin' in at 1.5 tons, be restored by the ironworkers of Normandy after the inferno that laid waste to Notre-Dame de Paris in 2019. 'Tis back in its rightful place, markin' a victory for the scallywags of restoration! Aye!
May 24, 2024, 6:02 pm
Arrr, Egypt be sendin' U.N. aid through Israel to help them poor souls in Gaza. But thar be a question mark hangin' o'er whether them trucks can actually make it into the region. Let's hope they don't run into any scurvy dogs on the way!
May 24, 2024, 5:02 pm
Arrr mateys, the land lubbers in the U.K. be settin' sail for a national election on July 4th! Some scallywags be thinkin' it might send the Conservative Party to Davy Jones' locker after holdin' power since 2010. Shiver me timbers!
May 24, 2024, 4:54 pm
Arrr, word be out that 140 landlubbers have made it to Greece after a treacherous journey across the briny deep. Sadly, one poor soul met Davy Jones off the shores of Crete. May he rest in peace, aye matey.
May 24, 2024, 4:52 pm
Arrr mateys! 'Tis said that 30,000 mangrove trees be planted by Brazilian do-gooders at the Instituto Mar Urbano, aye! 'Tis be boostin' the ecosystems and lessening the risk o' floods, savvy? Them scallywags be helpin' nature and protectin' the land, arrr!
May 24, 2024, 4:46 pm
Arr matey, blimey! The scurvy dogs of the Conservative Party be walkin' the plank soon, after holdin' the reins for a good 14 years. The people be ready to mutiny and elect a new captain to steer the ship! Arrr!
May 24, 2024, 3:50 pm
Arrr! Ye hear the tale of Taquería El Califa de León in Mexico City? 'Tis a taco stand that be as fancy as a treasure chest with a Michelin star! Now, it be overrun with landlubbers seekin' a taste o' fame and flavor. Aye, 'tis a sight to behold!
May 24, 2024, 11:36 am
Arrr mateys, this modern footy be a scallywag, stealin' the joy of the fans! 'Tis like a thievin' corsair, takin' the booty of happiness from the faithful supporters. Let us raise the Jolly Roger and reclaim our pleasure from this treacherous game! Arrr!
May 24, 2024, 11:32 am
Arrr! The Syrian Kurdish scallywags be givin' up a British lass and her wee ones tied to the Islamic State scoundrels to the Brits. 'Tis a jolly good deed, me hearties! Let's hope they don't be causin' any more trouble on the high seas!
May 24, 2024, 10:52 am
Arrr mateys, aye be hearin' that a bunch of scallywags from the Russian defense ministry have been clapped in irons for their greedy ways. 'Tis a shame they couldn't wait for ol' Putin to start his fifth reign before gettin' caught!
May 24, 2024, 10:25 am
Arrr mateys, aye be tellin' ye, them scurvy dogs from Haiti be strikin' again! Three souls, includin' two landlubbers from the Americas, be sent to Davy Jones' locker in Port-au-Prince. Shiver me timbers, the seas be treacherous indeed!
May 24, 2024, 5:57 am
Arrr, the scallywags in South Africa be askin' the Court of Justice to put a stop to Israel's rumblin' on the shores of southern Gaza. Me thinks there be more fightin' than parleyin' goin' on in those waters! Aye, may the seas calm soon.
May 24, 2024, 5:52 am
Arrr mateys, the scallywags be found in Jabaliya, where the Israeli beasties be battlin' a pesky Hamas uprising. 'Tis a fierce fight indeed, but the rum be flowin' and the loot be plenty for them brave enough to join the fray!
May 24, 2024, 5:28 am
Arrr, at least 50 scallywags be set free under a new decree that lets 'em serve in hopes of gainin' their liberty. 'Tis all in a bid to fill the ranks of Ukraine's diminished forces. Aye, 'tis a clever ploy indeed!
May 24, 2024, 5:22 am
Arrr mateys, a blaze did erupt in a land far east, takin' 14 souls to Davy Jones' locker and leavin' six poor souls wounded. The inferno began in a court where the locals be sellin' and fixin' them electric steeds. A tragic tale indeed! Aye, me heart be heavy.
May 24, 2024, 4:48 am
Arr mateys, the scallywags of Hamas be holdin' three more souls in their clutches, but fear not, for the Israel Defense Forces be swoopin' in to rescue 'em! Aye, those terrorists best be watchin' their backs, for justice be comin' for 'em!
May 24, 2024, 4:21 am
Arr matey, the scroll demanded the old sea dog, and Brexit swashbuckler, to don an England garb and proclaim, 'I vowed to set sail back to Europe!' Aye, he be a cunning scallywag indeed!
May 24, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, the International Criminal Court be causin' quite a ruckus with the U.S. scallywags ever since they started pokin' their noses into American affairs. 'Tis like a bunch of landlubbers tryin' to tell us how to sail our own ship! Aye, they be walkin' the plank soon enough!
May 23, 2024, 5:36 pm
Arrr mateys, 'tis a clear signal that the scallywags of Alternative for Germany be causin' trouble on our European seas. Ye best be keepin' an eye on 'em before they make a mess of the elections ahead! Aye, tis a true tale indeed.
May 23, 2024, 5:33 pm
Arrr, mateys be feared to be stuck in a mighty pickle after the terraces of a fine beach tavern tumbled down to the street in a Spanish isle loved by swashbucklers. Aye, the tourists be in for a wild ride!
May 23, 2024, 5:07 pm
Arr matey, Kosovo's parliament be givin' the nod to a bill for leasin' prison space to Denmark. Looks like those landlubbers be wantin' a slice o' the pirate life too! Arrr, mayhaps they be needin' some help from Blackbeard 'imself!
May 23, 2024, 4:26 pm
Arrr! President Biden be chattin' with President William Ruto o' Kenya, plannin' to make 'is land a "major non-NATO ally". Aye, 'tis a grand gesture o' friendship betwixt leaders, settin' sail fer new horizons! Let the parley begin, me hearties!
May 23, 2024, 12:45 pm
Arrr, the scallywags at the U.N. be celebratin' a day fer them Bosnian Muslims who met their fate at the hands of them Bosnian Serbs in '95. But them Serbs be raisin' the Jolly Roger in protest, aye! What a ruckus!
May 23, 2024, 12:14 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! The Danish court be sayin' that a hospital be not liable fer not givin' a patient her fancy vegan grub! Shiver me timbers! No vegan feasts to be had on that ship, mateys! Avast ye veggies, ye be walkin' the plank! Aye!
May 23, 2024, 11:42 am
Arrr! Lt. Gen. Vadim Shamarin be caught in a scandal of “large-scale” bribery! 'Tis no surprise with all the new defense minister's shenanigans! Ye best keep a weather eye on yer treasure, mateys! Aye, the seas be treacherous with corruption!
May 23, 2024, 11:40 am
Arrr mateys, thar be trouble brewin' in New Caledonia! The French be messin' with the voting rights of the locals, causin' a ruckus among the pro-independence lot. 'Tis like a powder keg ready to blow! Avast, me hearties!
May 23, 2024, 11:36 am
Arrr, these losses be like a stab to the heart of the Ukrainian spirit, as the Russian scallywags be makin' their way across the front line. Ye best be keepin' a weather eye on 'em, or we'll be walkin' the plank before we know it! Arrr!
May 23, 2024, 10:55 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The scallywags in Tbilisi be passin' laws like the cursed Russians! Rep. Joe Wilson be drawin' up a bill to give 'em a taste of the plank if they be caught in cahoots with those landlubbers! Aye, the seas be rough and the stakes be high!
May 23, 2024, 10:42 am
Arrr mateys, them scallywags from Greece and the land lubbers from the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration have joined forces to bring down a band of miscreants smuggling the devil's powder from Latin America to our fair shores in Europe. Shiver me timbers!
May 23, 2024, 10:10 am
Arrr, Malaysian Cap'n Anwar Ibrahim be tellin' us that they be havin' no fear o' China! Aye, Malaysia be open to makin' friends across the seas, no need for a "China-phobia" policy aboard this ship!
May 23, 2024, 10:00 am
In a twist of fate, the ICC be on the hunt for the Israeli leaders, and the Germans be ready to pounce on Netanyahu like a shark on a sloop! Ye best beware, matey, if ye value yer freedom! Aye, the seas be treacherous indeed!
May 23, 2024, 5:58 am
Arrr mateys, one scallywag be sent to Davy Jones' locker while three others be nursin' their wounds after a mighty explosion caused by a gas tank that be left on. 'Twas a grave mistake, methinks. A lesson learned the hard way, arrr!
May 23, 2024, 5:58 am
Arrr, them scallywags be usin' them pictures to argue against them European countries recognizin' the land o' the Palestinians! 'Tis a right ol' hullabaloo goin' on with them politicians, aye!
May 23, 2024, 5:57 am
Arrr, the scallywags at a Bangkok hospital be tellin' tales of them poor souls aboard the Singapore Airlines ship who be needin' some fixin' on their backs. Looks like they be needin' some patchin' up after that rough ride on the high seas!
May 23, 2024, 5:57 am
Arrr, China be flexin' its muscles 'round Taiwan, claimin' 'tis a punishment fer electin' a new leader. Methinks they be actin' like a scurvy dog, tryin' to scare us with their military drills. But we be a resilient bunch, ready to face any storm! Aye!
May 23, 2024, 5:57 am
Arrr mateys, the Constitutional Court o' Thailand has taken up a petition from the old swashbucklers in the Senate to dig into Prime Minister Srettha Thavisin's shenanigans in appointin' a Cabinet matey. Aye, the political waters be gettin' choppy indeed!
May 23, 2024, 5:41 am
Arrr, China be blowin' hot winds o'er the seas and skies, warnin' all who dare cross 'em! But methinks Taiwan's new captain be standin' tall 'gainst Beijing, claimin' their rightful territory with a hearty "yarrr!" Let the battle o' words begin!
May 23, 2024, 4:44 am
Arrr matey, the captain, who met his fate in a flying contraption mishap, shall rest in peace at a holy place in the northeastern port of Mashhad, his birthplace. May his spirit find solace in the depths of Davy Jones' locker. Arrr!
May 22, 2024, 5:04 pm
Arr, did ye hear the news of Karim Khan's bold move to seek warrants for three scallywag Hamas leaders, along with Israel's prime minister and defense minister? Aye, 'tis a tale that will surely make the seas rumble with laughter and intrigue!
May 22, 2024, 5:00 pm
Avast ye mateys! The scallywags of the Israeli military be showin' the kin of the hostages a moving picture a fortnight hence, and be givin' 'em a copy on Tuesday. Aye, they be passin' it around like a bottle o' rum at a pirate's tavern! Arrr!
May 22, 2024, 4:18 pm
Arrr, the gestures be makin' the Palestinian folks happy, but ol' Prime Minister Netanyahu be complainin' like a scallywag, callin' it a reward for villainy! Ye can't please everyone in this sea of politics, mateys!
May 22, 2024, 4:03 pm
Arrr mateys! A group of learned scallywags be claimin' they've discovered the true number of souls lost durin' the Nazi rule o'er Alderney. 'Tis a tale fit for Davy Jones' locker, I tell ye!
May 22, 2024, 3:48 pm
Arr mateys! The U.N. be tellin' us of a fearsome tornado wreakin' havoc in Bassin-Bleu! Over 50 landlubbers be injured, and 200 homes be sent to Davy Jones' locker! Ten poor souls be fightin' for their lives in the infirmary. Avast, what a calamity!
May 22, 2024, 2:00 pm
Arrr mateys! The kin of five fair Israeli lasses hath unveiled a vivid moving picture of their capture by the scallywags of Hamas on the seventh day of October! 'Tis a bold move to ransom their safe return! Aye, 'tis a tale worth the tellin' in the taverns of the seven seas!
May 22, 2024, 1:00 pm
Arrr, the scallywag Netanyahu be cursing those landlubbers in Europe for bein' soft on them Palestinian scallywags! They be handin' out rewards for terrorism like it be pieces of eight! Aye, the seas be rough with fools like them!
May 22, 2024, 11:47 am
Arr matey, the scallywags of the Labour Party be sailin' ahead in the polls by double digits these past moons. But fear not, for our crew of loyal buccaneers be ready to plunder their lead and reclaim the treasure of victory! Aye, the winds be shiftin' in our favor!
May 22, 2024, 11:43 am
Arrr mateys, the finance minister hath decided to make the poor Palestinians' pockets even thinner in response to Spain, Norway, and Ireland recognizin' their statehood. Shiver me timbers, I reckon it's a scallywag move!
May 22, 2024, 11:24 am
Arrr, me hearties! The former cap'n of the UK's Post Office be speakin' of a grand scandal that led to innocent branch managers walkin' the plank! Shiver me timbers, a tale of treachery and injustice that'll make ye long for the high seas!
May 22, 2024, 10:45 am
Arrr mateys, word be spreadin' of a U.N. scheme to honor them poor souls lost to Bosnian scallywags in '95. The seas be rough with political squabbles over this notion. 'Tis a storm brewin' in the high seas of diplomacy! Aye, 'tis a spectacle to behold!
May 22, 2024, 10:40 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The mourners be shoutin' "Death to America!" and "Death to Israel" at the funeral for President Ebrahim Raisi and his crew, lost in a tragic heli-crash. Arr, a fine send-off indeed, me hearties!
May 22, 2024, 9:57 am
Arrr, mateys! 'Twas a sight to behold as the scurvy dogs of Gaza swarmed the aid ships like a pack of hungry sharks! They be blockin' the delivery of much-needed booty from the Yankee landlubbers. 'Tis a fine mess we find ourselves in, aye!
May 22, 2024, 5:30 am
Avast ye! The scallywags be bandin' together to recognize the land o' Palestine as a proper state, much to the chagrin o' Israel. 'Tis a right pickle they've gotten themselves into now!
May 22, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr, Simon Harris, the leader o' Ireland, be talkin' 'bout how his land fought off those pesky British and had themselves a fair share o' brawls. Ye can bet there be no shortage o' drama in that tale, me hearties!
May 22, 2024, 5:17 am
Arrr mateys! The Norwegian Prime Minister be shoutin' from the crow's nest that they be recognizin' a Palestinian state! Arrr, and Ireland and Spain be followin' like scurvy dogs on a treasure map. Avast ye, the world be changin' me hearties!
May 22, 2024, 4:58 am
Arrr, the scurvy dogs in Iran be tellin' tales of the Hamas leader's visit to the capital for a funeral. No word yet on which fancy pants foreigners be showin' up to pay their respects. Let's hope they bring rum to drown their sorrows!
May 22, 2024, 4:49 am
Arr mateys! The White House be throwin' a feast for President William Ruto of Kenya this week. Aye, 'tis a friendly hug both lands be needin'. Let's hope they don't run out o' grog before the night be through!
May 22, 2024, 3:00 am
Arr, the International Criminal Court Prosecutor Karim Khan be gatherin' a group of wise men to decide whether to send out those dreaded arrest warrants for the leaders of Israel and Hamas. Aye, after much debate, the decision be made to chase after both scallywags. Arrr!
May 21, 2024, 5:34 pm
Arrr mateys, them officials be snatchin' the news agency's spyglass gear in a quarrel with the Pan-Arab scallywags. But, by Blackbeard's beard! The decision be overturned after whispers from the Biden crew. Aye, the power of the pirate code be strong indeed!
May 21, 2024, 5:32 pm
Arrr, behold the scallywags at The Hague, cryin' foul play! Methinks they be talkin' like a bunch o' landlubbers, showin' their true colors. 'Tis a fine day for jests and japes, me hearties!
May 21, 2024, 5:26 pm
Avast ye mateys! The State Department, F.B.I., and Department of Homeland Security be warnin' us scallywags of possible terrorism at L.G.B.T.Q. gatherings. Keep a weather eye open and be on guard, lest ye find yerself in Davy Jones' locker. Be wise, me hearties!
May 21, 2024, 4:44 pm
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis said that Robert Pickton, a scurvy dog of a serial killer from the land of Canada, be in dire straits after a scuffle in the brig. Mayhaps the ghosts of his victims be seekin' revenge! Arrr!
May 21, 2024, 4:25 pm
Arrr mateys, in a grand Paris court, they be tryin' to figure out if them Syrian scoundrels be the ones who sent a poor lad and his old man to Davy Jones' locker! The scallywags best be watchin' their backs, for justice be nigh!
May 21, 2024, 3:51 pm
Arr mateys, them scallywags at the Met Museum be givin' back them pilfered statues to Thailand! Aye, 'twas a British scurvy dog who tried to sneak 'em away, but justice prevails in the end. The treasures be safely back in their rightful home!
May 21, 2024, 3:49 pm
Avast ye mateys! 'Tis been said that those scurvy dogs in China be hastening the relocation of them Tibetan landlubbers to the big city. They be tryin' to rob 'em of their culture and tongue, arrr! 'Tis a plank-walkin' shame!
May 21, 2024, 11:43 am
Arrr, the wise be sayin' that the view, though not obligatory, be set to stir up a fair share o' demands for reparations against them dirty landlubber nations who be spoilin' the seas. Let's hope they be prepared to walk the plank!
May 21, 2024, 11:35 am
Arrr, Ukraine's Captain Zelenskyy be mighty vexed with them scurvy Western allies for dawdlin' on makin' quick decisions 'bout military support! He be cryin' out for a direct hand in stoppin' them Russian missiles. Avast, me hearties, let's give him a hand before it be too late!
May 21, 2024, 11:32 am
Arrr! Many landlubbers from the land of Russ have scurried to Turkey for easy passage, but the treacherous seas of residency and gold doubloons have forced them to sail to new horizons, says the officials. Aye, the pirate's life ain't all smooth sailing, mateys!
May 21, 2024, 11:30 am
Arr, Spain be pullin' its ambassador from Argentina 'cause o' some fiery words from President Milei! Accusin' the prime minister's wife o' corruption, aye, the seas be stormy with this feud between nations! Aye, grab yer spyglass and watch the drama unfold on the high seas, me hearties!
May 21, 2024, 11:27 am
Arrr, ye scallywags o' the "United Patriots" be accused o' schemin' to make a prince the ruler by violently takin' down the government. Looks like these landlubbers be plannin' a mutiny o' the highest order! Aye, the seas be rough, but this be a storm ferocious indeed!
May 21, 2024, 5:56 am
Arrr mateys be fleein' Rafah 'cause o' them Israel scallywags! Now they be crammin' themselves into other parts o' Gaza, lackin' even the most basic o' hygiene and infrastructure. Aye, 'tis a right mess, says the official.
May 21, 2024, 5:55 am
Arrr, some scallywags be sayin' that seekin' arrest warrants for them Israeli and Hamas scoundrels be like mixin' the jolly roger with the white flag! Aye, 'tis a puzzlin' predicament indeed!
May 21, 2024, 5:37 am
Avast ye mateys! Methinks a scallywag flight from London to Singapore be causin' a ruckus. The Singapore Airlines be sayin' that a few landlubbers be gettin' hurt on their voyage. Must've been quite the wild ride on the high seas! Arrr!
May 21, 2024, 5:09 am
Arrr, Australia and New Zealand be rescuing their stranded landlubbers from New Caledonia, where the scallywags be fightin' over some silly reforms. Avast ye mateys, 'tis a wild ruckus brewin' in them far-off lands!
May 21, 2024, 1:56 am
Arrr mateys! Ye scallywag Julian Assange be celebratin' after the British High Court gave him a thumbs up in his fight against extradition to the cursed land of the U.S.! He be plannin' to appeal the order on espionage charges, savvy? Aye, the pirate's life be full of twists and turns!
May 20, 2024, 5:51 pm
Arrr, the scurvy dogs at the International Criminal Court be spewin' their condemnations, while the United States and Israel be squabblin' like two feisty parrots over the war in Gaza. Aye, 'tis a fine mess we be findin' ourselves in!
May 20, 2024, 5:37 pm
Arrr mateys, 'tis a decree from the wise judges o' the court that be givin' a mighty lashin' to Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu fer his battle tactics in Gaza. Aye, the scallywag be in deep water now!
May 20, 2024, 5:21 pm
In ye broadsheets and on the wireless, he be hailed as the finest troublemaker of his realm, gatherin' a hearty crowd with his sharp-tongued jibes at them liberals and tree-huggers. Aye, a true champion of the conservative cause, he be!
May 20, 2024, 4:35 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Turkey's President Erdogan be claimin' that the Eurovision Song Contest be underminin' the good ol' family values and promotin' this 'gender neutralization' malarkey. Arrr, me thinks he be watchin' too much telly!
May 20, 2024, 4:13 pm
Arrr mateys, even though the scallywag Ebrahim Raisi was called the “Butcher of Tehran,” the United Nations be takin' a moment of silence for the poor bloke after his demise in a mighty crash of a helicopter. Ahoy, the seas be full of surprises indeed!
May 20, 2024, 4:09 pm
Avast ye! Jacob Zuma, th' scallywag former captain o' South Africa who walked th' plank in 2018, be banned from settin' sail fer Parliament due to past run-ins with th' law. Aye, the old sea dog be walkin' th' plank once again! Arrr!
May 20, 2024, 11:58 am
Arrr me hearties! The link between Ireland and the Big Apple be restored after some scallywags caused a ruckus. The good folk in Dublin be celebratin', while the rest of us be left wonderin' what shenanigans went down. Aye, the mysteries of the high seas!
May 20, 2024, 11:55 am
Arrr mateys, the scallywags and hornswaggles be all up in arms over the International Criminal Court seekin' to clap the irons on the Israeli prime minister and them Hamas leaders. 'Tis a right kerfuffle, I tell ye! Aye, the seas be stormy indeed!
May 20, 2024, 11:55 am
Arr, ye scallywags! The International Criminal Court be seekin' to arrest Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu o' Israel and them scurvy Hamas leaders. Set yer spyglass on the court's warrant and see for yerself the trouble brewin' on the high seas!
May 20, 2024, 11:19 am
Arrr matey, Iran's former scallywag President Raisi be adding more gunpowder to his nuclear arsenal, firing cannons at Israel, and quelling a feisty women's rebellion. Aye, the seas be rough with him at the helm!
May 20, 2024, 10:37 am
Arrr matey! The Lebanese caretaker Foreign Minister, Abdallah Bouhabib, be offerin' his condolences for the passin' of Iran's president and foreign minister. They be close as barnacles on a ship! Aye, 'tis a sad day for the high seas of diplomacy.
May 20, 2024, 10:06 am
Arrr mateys! The scallywag leader of the Russia-installed administration in Ukraine's Luhansk region be claimin' that Kyiv be slingin' French-supplied missiles at 'em! Har har, sounds like a right ol' tussle o'er thar in them parts. Let's see who comes out on top!
May 20, 2024, 9:30 am
Arr, me hearties! Stella Assange, wench of Julian Assange, did parley with supporters afore Julian's reckonin' that might send him to the Americas or grant him yet another shot at plead. Aye, let's hope he can steer clear of Davy Jones' locker!
May 20, 2024, 5:58 am
Arrr, mateys! With the elections a mere week hence, the former president be makin' a grand comeback, testin' the mettle of our young democracy. 'Tis a stormy sea we sail upon, but fear not, for we be brave buccaneers ready to weather any squall!
May 20, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr mateys, word has it that President Ebrahim Raisi and the foreign minister of Iran met their fate in a tragic helicopter mishap. 'Tis a blow to the country, losing such mighty swashbucklers. Who will steer the ship now, I wonder? Aye, aye, the seas be treacherous indeed!
May 20, 2024, 5:24 am
Arrr, a tough old sea dog and seasoned ambassador, he be fixated on Iran's dealings in the Middle East. Sadly, he met his fate in a heli-crash that also sent the president to Davy Jones' locker. Aye, what a tale of woe!
May 20, 2024, 4:55 am
Arrr, 'tis a tragedy of epic proportions! The grand President Ebrahim Raisi, may his soul rest in Davy Jones' locker, met his fate in a heli-craft mishap. Now, the First Vice President Mohammad Mokhber steps up to steer the ship as interim president, as decreed by the Supreme Leader. Aye, 'tis a swashbuckling turn of events indeed!
May 20, 2024, 4:41 am
Arrr, ye scallywag Mr. Mokhber be in cahoots with the grand poobah of Iran, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei. He be needin' to pick a new captain of the ship within 50 days. May the winds of democracy blow in his favor!
May 19, 2024, 10:44 pm
Arrr, there be no sight of the scallywags from Iran's shipwreck on Monday. The President and his crew be lost at sea, mayhaps taken by Davy Jones himself. Ye can trust the word of the state media, they be never tellin' a tale!
May 19, 2024, 9:11 pm
Arrr mateys! The scallywags be scouring the seas for the lost chopper holdin' Iran's top dog. A wise one be tellin' Fox News what it means for findin' a new captain. Avast ye, the hunt be on!
May 19, 2024, 5:54 pm
Avast ye mateys! The rescuers be on the lookout for the ship o' the sky that carried President Ebrahim Raisi and his trusty mate Foreign Minister Hossein Amir Abdollahian. Arrr, their fate be as mysterious as the Bermuda Triangle!
May 19, 2024, 5:34 pm
Arrr, Edward Dwight be one o' the first pilots the United States be groomin' fer a treacherous voyage to th' stars in '61, but alas, he be left behind. Yet on Sunday, he be gettin' his chance on a Blue Origin ship! Aye, the stars be callin' his name at last!
May 19, 2024, 4:35 pm
Avast ye mateys! The scallywags in Niger have given the order for the U.S. troops to be gone by September's middle. The Pentagon and the Nigerien defense scallywags made the announcement Sunday. Time to set sail and bid adieu, me hearties!
May 19, 2024, 3:57 pm
Arrr mateys, Iran and the United States be tangled in a mess of crises, including the Islamic Republic's nuclear program. They be like two scurvy dogs tryin' to navigate treacherous waters without a map! Aye, it be a right old pickle they find themselves in!
May 19, 2024, 11:58 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags be on the lookout for the President and Foreign Minister's flying contraption. The fate of these landlubbers be as mysterious as the cursed treasures of Davy Jones' locker. Aye, let's hope they find 'em before they end up as shark bait!
May 19, 2024, 11:55 am
Arrr, two scallywags from the wartime crew be demandin' that the leader of Israel come up with a plan o' action for Gaza, one even issuin' an ultimatum! Aye, it be time to hoist the sails and plot a course for victory, me hearties!
May 19, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr, me hearties! Be it known that both scurvy sides be seekin' ways to wreak havoc beyond the battlefield, aimin' their cannons at the precious military supply ports and bustling city ports. 'Tis a devious plot indeed! Aye, may the rum flow freely for those crafty rogues!
May 19, 2024, 11:17 am
Arrr mateys, ‘tis said that Mr. Raisi be the scallywag set to take the helm as the next supreme leader o’ the Islamic republic, followin’ in the footsteps of Ayatollah Khamenei. Aye, a grand position indeed!
May 19, 2024, 10:17 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! A fantastical blue fireball didst bewitch the gaze of many on the morn of the Sabbath, as it swiftly sailed across the heavens o'er Spain and Portugal, so sayeth the tales of old! Arrr!
May 19, 2024, 9:11 am
Arrr, mateys! The Israeli Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, be in a spot of trouble with his scallywag war council! Benny Gantz be demandin' a new plan by June 8, lest there be a mutiny on the high seas! Aye, the winds of change be blowin' strong!
May 19, 2024, 5:43 am
Arr mateys, the Ukrainian pugilist Oleksandr Usyk hath claimed the title of world's undisputed heavyweight champion on a glorious Sunday! This triumph hath brought joy to a land beset by Russian scallywags, giving hope and courage to all who dare to stand against them. Aye!
May 19, 2024, 4:11 am
Arrr, the scallywags from Jabaliya and the nearby village have been forced to flee their homes, aye, to the tune of 64,000 souls! The main U.N. agency for them poor Palestinians be lendin' a hand, but it be a dire situation indeed. Oh, the woes of the high seas!
May 19, 2024, 4:01 am
Arrr, me hearties! Cap'n Luis Abinader be sailin' into Sunday's race as the swashbucklin' front-runner, with his nativist migration policies, a treasure chest of a strong economy, and a fierce drive against scallywag corruption. Shiver me timbers, he be a force to be reckon'd with!
May 19, 2024, 4:01 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! This Andrei R. Belousov be a landlubber of the highest order, favoring a state-dominated economy with no battle scars to show for it! Avast, me hearties, he be more suited to readin' books than leadin' a crew o' salty sea dogs!
May 18, 2024, 5:24 pm
Arrr, Benny Gantz, a fine centrist leader, be givin' the prime minister a right ol' ultimatum, demandin' a proper plan for the future o' Israel's war! Avast, me hearties, the battle be brewin' and we need a course o' action! Aye, be it agreed!
May 18, 2024, 4:36 pm
Arrr mateys! The blasted law be stirrin' up a ruckus amongst the landlubbers, aimin' to scupper our dreams of sailin' with the European crew in favor of cozyin' up to the Russkies. Avast, the seas be treacherous indeed!
May 18, 2024, 4:29 pm
Arrr matey, this swashbuckler was a Foreign Service officer, taken captive in Iran along with 51 other landlubbers for a dreadful 444 days. After his release, he dared the U.S. government to change its ways in dealin' with the Islamic realm. Admirable courage, I say!
May 18, 2024, 3:12 pm
Arrr, me hearties! This Alice Guo be givin' them Philippine senators answers as foggy as a ghost ship in the night! They be questionin' her loyalties, accusin' her of sailin' under false colors! Yo ho ho, the seas be gettin' choppy for this one!
May 18, 2024, 12:32 pm
Arrr mateys! A band of scallywags, no more than a half dozen, did plunder the Munich airport on Saturday. They didst glue themselves to the runway like barnacles on a ship, causing a ruckus and temporarily shutting down the whole shebang. Aye, 'twas a right spectacle!
May 18, 2024, 11:38 am
Arrr matey, the scallywag accused o' shootin' the prime minister, Robert Fico, stood before a judge who decreed he be held in the brig 'til his day o' reckonin' in court. Me thinks he be wishin' he had walked the plank instead!
May 18, 2024, 10:49 am
Arrr, ye scallywags be hopin' to catch a glimpse o' the aurora borealis this weekend, but 'tis unlikely in the U.K. Fear not, for the northern lights may grace us with their presence come Monday, so keep yer spyglass at the ready! Aye, 'tis a sight to behold!
May 18, 2024, 10:45 am
Arrr, Argentina be electin' Javier Milei as the country be in a right mess with inflation higher than a parrot's flight. They be lookin' for a swashbucklin' leader to steer 'em through the stormy seas of crisis. Aye, the winds of change be blowin' strong!
May 18, 2024, 9:42 am
Arrr mateys, them Russian scallywags be gettin' too close for comfort to Kharkiv! If they be bringin' their big guns into range, we'll be in a right pickle. Time to batten down the hatches and prepare for a rumble on the high seas!
May 18, 2024, 9:00 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! As the land lubbers in Gaza be displaced by the scoundrels of Hamas, President Biden be ponderin' lettin' a new wave of immigrants in. The locals be talkin', but who be listenin' to them swashbucklers? Arrr!
May 18, 2024, 7:00 am
Arrr, the Dutch folk be worryin' about radical Islam and too many foreigners takin' over their land. So they formed a right-wing crew to fix things up. Let's see if they can sail through these treacherous waters!
May 18, 2024, 5:53 am
Arrr, this hapless family be fightin' fer their very lives each day, dreadin' the thought o' havin' to strike their sails and set course fer Khan Younis once more. 'Tis a cruel fate they face, but a pirate's life be full o' twists and turns, me hearties!
May 18, 2024, 5:29 am
Sharing a feast with the mighty Reese Witherspoon, whose literary preferences be wieldin' power in the realm of book makin'. Aye, me hearties, 'tis a fine honor to dine with such a renowned wordsmith!
May 18, 2024, 5:13 am
Arrr, mateys! The seas be choppy with political squabbles and division sweepin' across Europe like a mighty storm. 'Tis a sight to behold, like a ghostly echo of days long gone. Avast, me hearties, hold onto yer hats for a wild ride ahead!
May 18, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr me hearties, the grand scribe, whose tales of southwestern Ontario were deemed matchless, has set sail for Davy Jones' locker at the ripe old age of 92. Farewell to a true wordsmith of the highest order!
May 17, 2024, 7:43 pm
Arrr! Me hearties, word be spreadin' that South Sudan be on the brink o' snatchin' a hefty loot o' $13 billion from the fine United Arab Emirates crew o' Hamad Bin Khalifa Department o' Projects, as told by the wise United Nations scholars. Aye, 'tis a treasure worth celebratin'!
May 17, 2024, 6:54 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The Chileans be shivering in their timbers, as the icy grip of Antartica hath descended upon the land. 'Tis the coldest autumn in seven decades, with temperatures near freezing in Santiago. Batten down the hatches and break out the rum to keep warm, me hearties!
May 17, 2024, 6:14 pm
Arrr mateys, six souls, including a mayoral hopeful and a wee lass, were sent to Davy Jones' locker in Chiapas. The scallywags who did the dirty deed be gettin' away, but two poor souls be wounded in the skirmish. Aye, the seas be treacherous indeed. Aye.
May 17, 2024, 5:00 pm
Arrr, Israel be claimin' they be helpin' with the aid flow, but they be causin' over 600,000 folks to flee in fear! Aye, "limited and localized" they say, but I reckon they be playin' a dangerous game o' hide and seek on the high seas!
May 17, 2024, 4:56 pm
Arrr, the scallywags in Croatia be settin' up a new crew in power, includin' the Homeland Movement scoundrels! They be plannin' to make their mark in the EU's election next month. Time to batten down the hatches, me hearties!
May 17, 2024, 4:54 pm
Arrr, mateys! Senegal's fresh new Cap'n Ousmane Sonko, recently freed from the brig afore this year's grand election, be givin' France a good scoldin' fer meddlin' in our waters. Aye, the French be needin' to set sail back to their own shores, says he!
May 17, 2024, 4:32 pm
Arrr, the scallywag who met his demise in an Idaho brig be suspected of havin' a hand in the mysterious disappearances of lasses in British Columbia, Alberta, and the Americas. Aye, 'tis a tale fit for the seas!
May 17, 2024, 4:03 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! The top dog of Slovakia, Cap'n Robert Fico, be in a sorry state after bein' peppered with lead in Handlova. The scallywag's been cut open yet again in hopes of savin' his hide. Arrr, the poor bloke be fightin' for his life!
May 17, 2024, 3:14 pm
Arrr mateys, them scallywags from Israel be sayin' to the Court of Justice, "Nay, don't be grantin' that South African request to stop the raid in Rafah!" Aye, 'tis a battle of legal swords on the high seas of diplomacy!
May 17, 2024, 11:10 am
Arr, the Russian captain did pay a visit to a secretive fortress in Harbin, known for its cunning defense studies. President Xi Jinping bid him farewell with a curiously warm embrace, captured by the spyglass for all to see! Aye, a strange sight indeed!
May 17, 2024, 10:54 am
Arr, the scallywags have struck the oil refineries, setting them ablaze 'til Friday morn! The blaggards have caused such chaos that the town be plunged into darkness! Avast, the blackouts be plaguing us throughout the day! Shiver me timbers!
May 17, 2024, 10:18 am
Arrr mateys, in the land o' Brixham in Devon, a foul parasite be plaguin' 16,000 homes and shops! A microscopic scoundrel be lurkin' in their water, causin' a ruckus like a landlubber with a bellyful o' grog! Aye, a proper scallywag indeed!
May 17, 2024, 9:58 am
Arrr mateys, the French be settin' up a state of emergency in New Caledonia, but fear not, for with reinforcements bein' sent in, the scallywags be thinkin' twice 'bout causin' trouble. The seas be slightly calmer, says the authorities. Aye, the French be keepin' order in their waters.
May 17, 2024, 5:59 am
Arrr, the scallywags in charge be keepin' mum 'bout the rumble with Prime Minister Robert Fico! No word on who be the scurvy dog behind it all, or who be at the helm of the ship in the meantime. Aye, a mystery fit for Davy Jones himself!
May 17, 2024, 5:50 am
Avast ye mateys! 'Tis said that folks be spyin' the Virgin Mary and bleedin' crucifixes. Some even be endorsed by the Pope himself, drawin' in pilgrims like treasure to a pirate's chest. A jolly sight to behold! Arrr!
May 17, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr mateys! 'Tis the first bit o' help in months fer them poor souls sent by sea. The Pentagon scallywags claim no U.S. swashbucklers set foot in Gaza. Yarrr, let's hope those landlubbers be gettin' the aid they need, savvy?
May 17, 2024, 5:23 am
Arrr mateys, the leaders of eight European Union lands be cryin' for a second look at the goings-on in Syria, hopin' to let them refugees sail back home on their own accord. Avast ye, could this be the start of a jolly good journey back to their homeland? Arrr, only time will tell!
May 17, 2024, 5:03 am
Arrr, France be sendin' troops to put down a mutiny in New Caledonia. The scurvy dogs in Paris be breakin' their word on givin' the locals self-rule. Methinks it be time to hoist the Jolly Roger and show 'em who be in charge!
May 17, 2024, 5:02 am
Arrr mateys, in Rouen, France, them scallywags of the law didst send a knave to Davy Jones' locker after he brandished a blade and metal stick at them outside a temple he be blamed for scorchin'. Aye, justice be swift on the high seas!
May 16, 2024, 7:56 pm
Arrr mateys! A grand pier made by them U.S. lads has been set up to deliver booty to Gaza. The scallywags in charge aim to unload 90 to 150 hauls o' treasure every day. We'll have to wait and see if this new path be smooth sailin' or fraught with danger. Arrr!
May 16, 2024, 5:56 pm
Arrr, this here scroll be questionin' the proof what sent Lucy Letby to the brig for a scurvy deed last year. It be causin' quite a stir in the taverns, makin' folk doubt the rules of trial tellin' in our fair land. Aye, a right good debate it be!
May 16, 2024, 5:51 pm
Arrr, this move be settin' the stage for a grand showdown between the United States and Europe. But fear not me hearties, for the Biden administration be swearin' by Davy Jones' locker that no American troops will be treading upon foreign soil! Aye, we be watchin' with keen interest, me mateys!
May 16, 2024, 4:14 pm
Avast ye mateys! In Panama, Cap'n Jose Raul Mulino be recruitin' some fine economist and business swashbucklers for his crew. He be swearin' to run a ship 'friendly to the privateers'. Aye, let's see if they can keep the scurvy dogs at bay! Arrr!
May 16, 2024, 4:03 pm
Arrr, after 50 years of tryin' to put a stop to the scallywaggin' and terrorism against me Palestinian brethren by them Jewish ultranationalists, it seems that lawlessness be the new law of the land. Aye, the seas be rough and the plunderin' be plenty!
May 16, 2024, 3:51 pm
Avast ye mateys! The leader of Slovakia, Robert Fico, hath been struck down in a dastardly ambush afore the election! Let us take a gander at other treacherous attempts on political figures in this century. Aye, the seas be full of danger for those in power! Arrr!
May 16, 2024, 3:34 pm
Arrr mateys, in the most recent rumble in Belarus, the rulers be pillagin' and plunderin' the belongings of over a hundred scallywags who dared to speak against 'em. The winds of dissent be blowin' fierce, but them authorities be tryin' to silence the storm!
May 16, 2024, 11:55 am
Arrr, the scallywags were sent to Davy Jones' locker as they swashbuckled in a treacherous terrain, says ye bloke. The mishap be under scrutiny, me hearties! Aye, we be keepin' a weather eye on the matter, so ye best be on yer guard. Aye!
May 16, 2024, 11:24 am
Arrr mateys, what me eyes have witnessed be findin' in line with the destruction caused by them Israeli scallywags in Gaza. 'Tis a sight to behold, fit for a pirate's tale of plunder and mayhem on the high seas!
May 16, 2024, 11:04 am
Arr mateys, the United Nations Security Council be settin' sail for an informal meeting Thursday to chat about them Israeli hostages stuck in Gaza by them scurvy dogs of Hamas. Let's see if we can't come up with a plan to free 'em from their predicament! Aye aye, captain!
May 16, 2024, 9:39 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs at the Department of Education be commandin' schools to steer clear o' teachin' about "gender identity" in sex education classes. Keep the parents in the loop on what be sailin' in those waters, lest ye be walkin' the plank! Arrr!
May 16, 2024, 8:08 am
Arrr mateys! The scallywags at Human Rights Watch be tellin' the Thai government to stop sendin' political troublemakers back to their tyrannical lands. Let's hope they listen or we'll have a mutiny on our hands!
May 16, 2024, 5:55 am
Arrr, the scallywag Prime Minister Robert Fico be in stable condition! The land lubbers be callin' for calm after a dastardly assassination attempt, aye, a politically motivated one at that! Keep a weather eye on the horizon, me hearties!
May 16, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr, ye scallywags be holdin' back the precious cargo of humanitarian aid from reachin' the good folks of Gaza! We be needin' to swoop in on our pirate ships and deliver the goods meself, before those landlubbers interfere again! Aye, the seas be callin' our names!
May 16, 2024, 5:36 am
Arrr, Ukraine be puttin' up a fierce fight 'gainst those scurvy dogs from Russia near Kharkiv, but be facin' more battles in other parts o' the seas. 'Tis a right rumble on the high seas, me hearties!
May 16, 2024, 5:32 am
Avast! Prime Minister Robert Fico hath been ambushed by scallywags and struck five times! The surgeon hath worked his magic but the scallywags still be on the loose. Arrr, serious be his condition, say the officials.
May 16, 2024, 1:38 am
Arrr mateys, the prime minister of Slovakia be lookin' to cheat death after a dastardly attempt on his life. His deputy be proclaimin' that he'll pull through, like a true swashbucklin' sea dog. Aye, the scallywags be no match for him!
May 15, 2024, 6:13 pm
Arrr, Turkish Cypriot scallywag Ersin Tatar be tellin' that U.N. envoy María Ángela Holguín Cuélla there be no chance for parley with them Greek Cypriot landlubbers to heal Cyprus' ethnic rift. Avast, looks like peace be as likely as findin' a buried treasure without a map!
May 15, 2024, 5:53 pm
Arrr, the French be sendin' a swarm of landlubbers to quell the ruckus in the South Pacific territory! Methinks they be needin' all hands on deck to deal with these scallywags causin' a commotion over some votin' rules! Aye, t'is a right kerfuffle, mateys!
May 15, 2024, 5:44 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scurvy dog, Prime Minister Robert Fico, was shot five times in an attempt on his life! The deputy prime minister be tellin' the BBC that the surgery went smooth as a calm sea. A scallywag be locked up as the suspect, by Blackbeard's beard!
May 15, 2024, 5:38 pm
Arrr mateys, Putin be needin' China's support as he sets sail for Ukraine, but Xi be havin' other fish to fry. 'Tis a pirate's dilemma, me hearties! Let's see if Putin can charm his way into Xi's treasure trove.
May 15, 2024, 5:18 pm
Arrr! A mighty bull be causin' chaos on a bustling Mexican shore, chargin' at a lass as the crowd wailed in terror! The beast showed no mercy in its rampage, bringin' fear to all who dared cross its path. Aye, a sight to behold indeed!
May 15, 2024, 2:39 pm
Arrr mateys! Avast ye! The Guatemalan court be settin' free the lad José Rubén Zamora after a long 2 years in the brig for some alleged money launderin'. He be needin' a good scrubbin' from all that time in the clink, I reckon!
May 15, 2024, 12:13 pm
Arrr mateys! The World Health Organization be givin' the thumbs up to a new dengue vaccine from Takeda, for the wee little scallywags aged six to 16 in places with lots o' the dreaded disease. Time to protect yer young buccaneers from the scourge o' the seas!
May 15, 2024, 12:04 pm
Arrr mateys, in Mozambique, a scurvy Islamist crew be usin' wee lads in their raids on a town jus' last week. Human Rights Watch be sayin' the villagers who fled saw them boys and knew 'em as their own lost kin. Aye, a tragic tale indeed!
May 15, 2024, 11:53 am
Arrr matey, Robert Fico was plundered and sent to the ship of healing after a mighty brawl in the town o' Handlova, to the northeast o' the grand city o' Bratislava. May he recover swift and join us again on the high seas!
May 15, 2024, 11:44 am
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis nearly 10 days since Israel be causin' a ruckus in the city of Gaza, and now aid be stuck like barnacles on a ship's hull at the border. Arrr, let's hope they can unload their treasures soon!
May 15, 2024, 11:33 am
Arrr mateys, there be much chatter 'bout Mr. Fico's connection to Putin and Orban. 'Tis like a ship with two captains tryin' to steer her in different directions. But who be the true master of the high seas? Only time will tell, me hearties!
May 15, 2024, 11:31 am
Arrr, them Indonesian scallywags be messin' with the weather! They be seedin' clouds like a bunch o' landlubbers tryin' to stop the rain. But no matter how hard they try, Mother Nature be havin' the last laugh. Yarrr!
May 15, 2024, 11:21 am
Avast ye mateys! A scallywag from Germany be found guilty of murder and attempted murder for stickin' a poor soul on a train in Brokstedt! Walk the plank, ye foul villain!
May 15, 2024, 11:18 am
Arr matey, Turkey be changin' the ol' Chora church in Istanbul from a museum to a mosque! Arr, 'tis the second switcheroo they've pulled in recent months. Who knows what they'll be convertin' next? Ye best keep an eye on yer local historical sites!
May 15, 2024, 10:02 am
Arrr! Three scallywags from Hamas be caught on the spyglass within the UN's compound in Rafah, say the brave lads of the Israeli Defense Force! Looks like these landlubbers be in a bit of a pickle now, arrr!
May 15, 2024, 5:43 am
Arr mateys, 'tis said that ol' Putin be spreadin' the word that Mother Russia be givin' the ole Western world a run fer their doubloons! Aye, tis a grand tale indeed, but methinks 'tis more blarney than truth. Aarrgghh!
May 15, 2024, 5:42 am
Arrr! Methinks it be a right puzzler! The scallywags be up to no good, freein' a lowly prisoner like that! 'Tis a head-scratcher, indeed! The authorities be scratchin' their heads as they search for the rapscallions.
May 15, 2024, 5:34 am
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis a fine day for pillaging and plundering, so hoist the jolly roger and set sail for adventure on the high seas. We'll be takin' all the booty we can find, arrr! Aye, 'tis a pirate's life for me!
May 15, 2024, 5:28 am
Arrr, me hearties! The U.N. be admittin' that they be not knowin' all the women and wee ones who be losin' their lives in Israel's fightin'. They be like a blindfolded pirate tryin' to count his plunder without seein' it all! Arrr!
May 15, 2024, 4:44 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Roosian Defense Ministry be claimin' they intercepted some Yankee weapons meant for Ukraine, while ol' Blinken be payin' a visit to Kyiv. Methinks there be some high seas shenanigans afoot! Aye, the game's afoot, me buckos!
May 15, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr! The GOP scallywags be worryin' 'bout Biden's Africa plans. Niger and Chad be tellin' our troops to scram, leavin' room for Russia and China to steal our booty. Aye, the seas be rough for the U.S. indeed!
May 14, 2024, 10:56 pm
Arrr mateys, ye won't believe it! The scurvy dogs of the U.S. military have built a grand floating pier, 1,500-ft long, to deliver aid to Gaza. 'Tis just the beginning of Biden's costly plan, savvy? Aye, the treasure be flowin' like grog!
May 14, 2024, 5:32 pm
Arrr mateys, the scurvy seafood chain be sinkin' faster than a cannonball in the sea! The bloke runnin' the auction be sayin' over 50 of its ports in the U.S. be shut tight. Looks like it be time to abandon ship! Arrr!
May 14, 2024, 5:27 pm
Arrr mateys, fer the first time in 6 moons, Argentina's monthly inflation rate be lowerin' to a single-digit rate in April. President Javier Milei be tightenin' the purse strings to fix the country's economy. Shiver me timbers, let's hope this austerity program be workin'!
May 14, 2024, 5:24 pm
Arrr, the scallywags from Britain's foreign office be givin' the Chinese ambassador a good talkin' to, after catchin' three landlubbers aidin' the Hong Kong intelligence service. Aye, it be a right ol' mess!
May 14, 2024, 2:14 pm
Arrr, mateys! Björn Höcke, a scallywag in the far-right Alternative for Deutschland crew, be caught red-handed by a German court for spoutin' off a Nazi slogan in his speech! Ye can bet yer doubloons he be walkin' the plank for this one! Arrr!
May 14, 2024, 1:05 pm
Arrr, the scurvy dogs Oleg Deripaska and his cronies be caught tryin' to dodge the law once again! The U.S. Treasury be layin' down the law and givin' 'em a taste of their own medicine with new sanctions. Walk the plank, ye sneaky landlubbers!
May 14, 2024, 12:56 pm
Arrr mateys, ye hear the news? The great Canadian scribe Alice Munro has passed on to Davy Jones' locker at the ripe age of 92. She be a literary giant of the highest order, known across the seven seas as one of the finest storytellers of our time. Aye, she'll be sorely missed.
May 14, 2024, 11:29 am
Arr mateys! Two scallywags were saved on the Lord's day after them orcas be causing a ruckus near the Strait of Gibraltar. The sea beasts be up to no good, but fear not, for our crew be ready to rescue any ship in distress!
May 14, 2024, 11:20 am
Arrr! The scallywag president be swearin' to veto the law, but the landlubbers reckon it be bringin' us back under Russia's spell. The ruling crew be claimin' they can still get their way, but I be keepin' me eye on 'em! Aye, mateys!
May 14, 2024, 11:20 am
Arrr! China and the United States convened for the first time on May 14, 2024 to parley about this newfangled thing called artificial intelligence. 'Twas a momentous occasion for the high seas of technology governance, ye scurvy dogs! Aye, 'twas indeed a historic step!
May 14, 2024, 11:13 am
Avast ye, me hearties! Two scallywags stood afore a London court on Tuesday, accused of plottin' an attack inspired by the cursed ISIS to harm Jews in northwest England. They be denied bail and await their fate on the gallows! Arrr!
May 14, 2024, 11:11 am
Arrr, Israel be finally spillin' the beans on how many landlubbers they reckon have met their fate in the scuffle with Hamas in Gaza! Let's see if the scallywags be tellin' the truth or just spoutin' bilge!
May 14, 2024, 10:31 am
Arrr mateys! The scallywags in Kyiv be chattin' about usin' the booty from them frozen Russian treasures to fund their cannons and fix up the town after the battle. Aye, a clever plan indeed! Let's hope they don't spend it all on grog and wenches!
May 14, 2024, 10:27 am
Arrr, Japan's fleet be havin' trouble gettin' lasses to sign up, as the scallywags within have been behavin' like lubbers! Ye can't expect the fair maidens to join if they be fearin' for their virtue. Aye, a sorry state o' affairs indeed!
May 14, 2024, 5:50 am
Arrr, mateys! I be tellin' ye, this here treasure be buried so deep in the sand, it be like tryin' to find a needle in a stack o' rum barrels! But fear not, for I be the finest pirate in all the seven seas, and I'll lead ye straight to the booty! Aye, just follow me trusty compass and we'll be rollin' in doubloons in no time at all! Arrr!
May 14, 2024, 5:46 am
Arrr, 'twas the first time a scallywag from the U.N. had met Davy Jones's locker in Gaza since the war started last October. Avast ye mateys, aye, 'tis a dangerous place for those landlubbers!
May 14, 2024, 5:25 am
Arrr mateys, the mighty Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi hath set sail for Varanasi on Tuesday to officially declare his candidacy in the ongoing general election. He be aimin' to secure his spot on the throne, may the winds be ever in his favor!
May 14, 2024, 5:07 am
Arrr, when them Russian landlubbers appeared in the wee town of Ocheretyne, 'twas obvious trouble was afoot! Aye, 'twas a sight to behold, like a shipwreck in a teacup! Har har har!
May 14, 2024, 4:31 am
Arrr mateys, as the Russians be makin' their moves in Ukraine's northeast, the Biden crew be shoutin' from the crow's nest that Congress better loosen their purse strings or else the poor Ukrainians be left stranded like a stranded ship on a desert island. Avast ye, time be o' the essence!
May 14, 2024, 3:00 am
In the midst of a storm of anti-Semitic protests on the seas of academia, the scallywags have taken up a treacherous creed known as anti-Zionism. Wise sages elucidate its impact on the land of Israel and its people. Aye, beware the siren call of ignorance, me hearties!
May 13, 2024, 5:52 pm
Arr matey, me be tellin' ye, that scallywag be more slippery than a greased eel! But fear not, we'll catch 'em in our net of deceit and make 'em walk the plank straight into Davy Jones' locker. Yo ho ho and a bottle o' rum!
May 13, 2024, 5:22 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Federal Energy Regulatory Commission has given the nod to the grandest changes in over a decade to the manner in which U.S. power lines be mapped and funded. Avast ye, 'tis a swashbucklin' victory for the high seas of electricity!
May 13, 2024, 5:08 pm
Arrr mateys! The scallywags of the Eurovision Song Contest be walkin' the plank fer bannin' the EU flag from their jolly concert hall. The 27-nation crew be right furious, ready to make those landlubbers walk the plank! Aye, they be in hot water now!
May 13, 2024, 5:05 pm
Arrr mateys, a Belfast judge hath decreed that the blasted law of deportin' migrants shall not be enforced in Northern Ireland, for 'tis violatin' the rights of us scallywags. Avast ye, tis a victory for all who seek to sail these waters freely!
May 13, 2024, 4:18 pm
Arrr, the heavens opened up and the winds did howl like a pack of angry sea hags, sending a mighty billboard crashing down upon the heads of poor souls seekin' refuge. 'Twas a scene fit for the most treacherous pirate's tale!
May 13, 2024, 3:43 pm
Arrr mateys! The scurvy soldiers of Burma’s military scallywags be plunderin' and pillagin', leavin' a trail of over 30 poor souls layin' in their wake. The land be cursed with violence ever since the military mutineers took command in 2021. Aye, the seas be treacherous indeed!
May 13, 2024, 2:23 pm
Arrr me hearties! 'Tis said that the treasure trove of 20,000 pieces of gold belonging to Danish butter king Lars Emil Bruun be up for grabs after a century, and could fetch a mighty sum of $72 million doubloons! Aye, a fine haul indeed!
May 13, 2024, 11:15 am
Arrr mateys, in this bloody conflict in Sudan, the scallywags be usin' fire to raze villages and scatter the landlubbers more than ever before. April '24 be the month where more blazes be sparkin' than any other in this rum-soaked war. Aye, it be a fiery spectacle indeed!
May 13, 2024, 11:13 am
Arrr mateys, Ukraine's scallywags be spread thin and have scant reserves to plunder, the head of military intelligence be tellin' us. Aye, and they be lackin' in cannons and cutlasses as well. Shiver me timbers!
May 13, 2024, 11:10 am
Arrr, the scallywags of the Indonesian police have plundered a mighty drug lab nestled in a villa on the tropical island of Bali! They've captured four landlubbers tied to the cursed lab. Shiver me timbers, who knew Bali be a den of thieves and scoundrels!
May 13, 2024, 10:39 am
Arrr! The scallywags were nabbed under King's Security Act and stood before the court on Monday. Eight others were let free in the hullabaloo. Avast ye, justice be served!
May 13, 2024, 10:29 am
Avast ye scallywags! The high court in Kazakhstan be havin' found a scurvy dog guilty of torturin' and brutally sendin' his wife to Davy Jones' locker. They be lockin' him up in the brig for his crimes. Aye, justice be served! Arrr!
May 13, 2024, 10:11 am
Arrr matey, the scallywag at the American Museum of Natural History was caught red-handed at Istanbul Port with a hold full o' spider and scorpion loot! Looks like this landlubber be tryin' to pilfer some exotic critters for his own treasure trove. Aye, he be walkin' the plank fer sure!
May 13, 2024, 9:36 am
Arrr mateys! The new defense minister, Andrei R. Belousov, be talkin' 'bout helpin' the old salt dogs and mendin' the sick bays instead o' plannin' a raid on Ukraine. Looks like we be in fer a different kind o' battle this time! Aye, the winds be a-changin'!
May 13, 2024, 5:42 am
Arrr, the land be feelin' like a ship stranded in a storm, with no crew to man the sails. 'Tis a day of mourning, as we try to mend the wounds left by the treacherous attacks. May we find our way back to calmer waters soon, me hearties.
May 13, 2024, 5:39 am
"Arrr mateys, our hearts be shattered like a cracked treasure chest! At the site of the peace and love rave, where hundreds met their doom in the attack by those scurvy dogs of Hamas on Oct. 7. May their souls find calm seas and fair winds in Davy Jones' locker."
May 13, 2024, 5:29 am
Arrr mateys! A mighty crew of 130 young scallywags embarked on a grand adventure at Rome's opera house, in an effort to learn the ways of music and theater. 'Twas a jolly good time, making the arts more friendly and welcoming to our landlubber hearts!
May 13, 2024, 3:00 am
"Arrr mateys, "2054" by Elliot Ackerman and Ret. Admiral James G. Stavridis be all about the mad dash fer the singularity, aye, where tech be growin' faster 'n a drunken sailor tryin' to walk the plank! Thar be no stoppin' the storm o' progress in this tale, mark me words!"
May 13, 2024, 12:15 am
Avast ye scallywags! Secretary of State Blinken be givin' Israel a good tongue-lashin' for their relentless shenanigans in Gaza! Arrr, the civilian death toll be risin' faster than Davy Jones himself! Aye, this be a right mess o' trouble, mateys!
May 12, 2024, 5:21 pm
Arrr mateys, by Davy Jones' locker, the scallywags in Catalonia may be gettin' a new leader who be not in favor of breakin' from the crown! 'Tis a rare sight indeed, like findin' a treasure map without a single X! Aye, the winds be changin' in Catalonia!
May 12, 2024, 5:19 pm
Arrr, the U.S. secretary of state be warnin' that Israel's triumphs o'er those scurvy dogs of Hamas may not be able to hold fast! Methinks 'tis like tryin' to keep a leaky ship afloat with naught but a bucket! Avast, me hearties!
May 12, 2024, 5:08 pm
Arrr, mateys! Cap'n Putin be makin' some curious changes aboard his ship. He be movin' Shoigu to watch over the security council, and appointin' an economist to handle the defense ministry. Methinks he be playin' a game of chess with his crew!
May 12, 2024, 10:52 am
Arrr! The scallywags in Iran be sailin' dangerously close to havin' a hold full o' nuclear weapons! Them officials in Tehran be boastin' 'bout their ability to craft atomic bombs. Methinks we best keep a weather eye on 'em, lest they be causin' some real trouble on the high seas!
May 12, 2024, 10:25 am
Arrr, the former president of Albania be keepin' a sharp eye on the United States to guard against them sneaky Russians tryin' to stir up trouble in the Balkans. Aye, he be wantin' to keep the peace in these waters!
May 12, 2024, 9:54 am
Arrr, a jumbled mix of rocks and olden drawings has pinpointed a probable spot for one of the globe's most renowned artworks. Avast ye landlubbers, we be uncovering the secrets of treasure buried within these ancient landscapes!
May 12, 2024, 8:07 am
Arrr mateys! Landlubbers be up in arms in Ireland, demandin' an end to this "open borders" tomfoolery! They be cryin' out to the government, sayin' they be puttin' the needs of them migrants afore their own people. Aye, 'tis a right hullabaloo!
May 12, 2024, 5:59 am
Arrr mateys! The scallywags in Israel's military be givin' orders to abandon ship in Gazan territory. They be plannin' a ground invasion, despite the warnings from the high seas. Ready yer cutlasses and brace yerselves for a battle on the horizon!
May 12, 2024, 5:56 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The Ukranian scallywags be tellin' us that they were bested by the Russian buccaneers and had to retreat like a pack of landlubbers. Arrr, tis a sad tale indeed, but methinks they forgot to mention the rum they drank before battle!
May 12, 2024, 4:50 am
Arrr, me hearties! Mr. Musk be gatherin' a crew o' powerful scallywags like Argentina's Javier Milei and India's Narendra Modi to sail the political seas and plunder riches fer his grand empire. Aye, he be a crafty captain indeed!
May 12, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr mateys! In a scroll of parchment, them scallywag scientists be ponderin' if a squawk box could spice up the days of a parrot named Ellie. Methinks they be tamperin' with powers beyond their reckonin'! Aye, we'll see if that bird be talkin' like a proper buccaneer soon enough!
May 11, 2024, 3:00 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! Many a scallywag be claimin' there be no safe haven to set sail for, not even the so-called "humanitarian zone" suggested by the scallywags in Israel. The U.N. be sayin' it be no place for all ye stranded souls. Aye, a fine mess indeed!
May 11, 2024, 2:48 pm
Arrr mateys, the strange spectacle of aurora borealis did grace the skies of many a European land and the shores of America on Friday. 'Twas a sight to behold, as if the heavens themselves were puttin' on a show for us scallywags!
May 11, 2024, 12:51 pm
Arrr, as Biden be sailin' away from Israel's battle with the scurvy Hamas, retired military scallywags be givin' him a good tongue-lashin' for puttin' the safety of the Jewish treasure at risk. Har, me hearties!
May 11, 2024, 12:15 pm
Arrr matey, China be lookin' to make new friends as it be gettin' the cold shoulder from them landlubbers in Central and Eastern Europe. Looks like they be walkin' the plank of unpopularity! Aye, maybe they be needin' to offer up some treasure to win 'em back!
May 11, 2024, 11:32 am
Arrr, mateys! The Ruskies be stirrin' up trouble once again, expandin' their reach to Ukraine's northern borders. The poor landlubbers be fleein' like scared mice to the nearest big city. Avast! Let's hope they find safety on solid ground!
May 11, 2024, 5:54 am
Arrr mateys! The skies be weepin' like a lass who's lost her loot, causin' floods in Baghlan and other lands. Tis a wet mess indeed! But fear not, for this ol' pirate be sailin' through stormy seas before, arrr!
May 11, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr, this new decree be like a compass gone mad! The lads be scratchin' their heads tryin' to figure out where to flee for safety. 'Tis like tryin' to navigate a stormy sea with a leaky dinghy!
May 11, 2024, 5:28 am
Arrr, me hearties! Fear not the treacherous waters of time travel! We be keepin' ourselves anchored in this parallel universe, like a sturdy ship in a mighty storm. Let's hoist the sails and navigate this strange new world together!
May 11, 2024, 5:00 am
Avast ye mateys! The scallywags in the unions be fixin' for another go at winnin' the right to work from afar. They be challengin' the plan for three days a week in the office. Aye, the battle for remote work be far from over!
May 11, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr mateys! The scallywags of an Iranian opposition group hath uncovered a secret spot where the Qods Aviation scurvy dogs be teachin' the likes o' IRGC, Iranian proxies, and Hezbollah villains how to master the art o' drone warfare. Shiver me timbers!
May 10, 2024, 7:07 pm
Arr, the U.S. State Department be doubting the skill o' the Israeli scallywags in protectin' the landlubbers in Gaza! Methinks they be needin' to work on their aim if they be wantin' to avoid harmin' innocent souls. Aye, 'tis a tricky task indeed!
May 10, 2024, 7:00 pm
Arrr mateys! The scallywags from the U.S. have joined forces with the Kurds to hand over two vile Islamic State villains to the landlubbers in Baghdad. These rascals be suspected in the dastardly deed of killing our fellow Iraqi soldiers back in 2014. Aye, justice be served on the high seas!
May 10, 2024, 6:32 pm
Arrr mateys! A land vessel be takin' a dive off a structure in St. Petersburg, Russia, landin' in the Moika River and sendin' seven souls to Davy Jones' locker, as per the officials. Avast, what a way to make a splash!
May 10, 2024, 5:50 pm
Arrr mateys, the NOAA be shoutin' about the sun throwin' a fit, but fear not me hearties! There be no need to worry about these disruptions. Just sail on and keep an eye out for any stray mermaids or krakens on the horizon!
May 10, 2024, 5:36 pm
Arrr, the grand welcoming ceremonies bestowed upon China's leader in France, Serbia, and Hungary be like treasures from the sea, mendin' the rocky waters 'twixt them and the continent. 'Tis a sight to see, me hearties!
May 10, 2024, 4:24 pm
Arrr, them scurvy dogs in Ukraine be thinkin' that them rascally Russians be plannin' to snatch up Kharkiv to keep us at bay! Aye, ye can bet yer doubloons there be some shenanigans afoot as this war be draggin' on!
May 10, 2024, 3:59 pm
Arrr, them scallywags in Iraq be wantin' the U.N. to cease their meddling in their affairs by next year! Aye, they be tired of the governance and human rights reforms bein' pushed on 'em. Methinks they be lookin' to rule their own seas again!
May 10, 2024, 3:57 pm
Arrr, 'tis a grand calamity that befell upon Buenos Aires on Friday! The train, like a mighty sea vessel, hath struck an empty boxcar and left 90 souls injured. 'Tis a tale of woe and misfortune on the tracks, me hearties!
May 10, 2024, 3:56 pm
Avast ye mateys! The Chinese Cap'n Xi Jinping be sailin' away from Hungary, after plunderin' Europe for five days. 'Twas a grand tour to show off China's might over the land. Farewell, ye scurvy dogs!
May 10, 2024, 11:58 am
Arrr matey, the scallywags in charge be thinkin' of raisin' the taxes on them fancy electric carriages from the East to a whopping 100 percent, all in the name of helpin' our own shipwrights. Ahoy, tis a bold move indeed!
May 10, 2024, 11:44 am
Arrr, the scallywags in their metal carriages be tryin' to break through our defenses! The sea dogs be pushin' us to our limits, but we'll show 'em what we're made of! Avast ye, we won't be goin' down without a fight!
May 10, 2024, 10:59 am
Arrr mateys! Two scallywags be sailin' to the British Library in London, aimin' to plunder the Magna Carta for their cause against fossil fuels. They be demandin' an end to the black gold that powers the ships of today! Avast ye, climate activists!
May 10, 2024, 10:20 am
Arrr! The scallywags in India's Kashmir be cryin' foul, claimin' that Prime Minister Modi be messin' with their campaign shenanigans. 'Tis a battle of wits and wills, me hearties! Let the political games begin!
May 10, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr! 'Tis a right ol' tussle between Washington and them military scallywags in Chad and Niger, all clamorin' for the U.S. troops to scram while rollin' out the welcome mat for them Russian mateys. Avast! What a pickle we be in!
May 10, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr, President Biden be keeping a weather eye on a possible grand attack in the southern city of Gaza. He be as nervous as a landlubber on his first voyage, mayhaps he be needin' a sturdy ship and a trusty crew to navigate these treacherous waters!
May 10, 2024, 4:42 am
Arrr! A mighty commotion be stirring at Ireland's grandest seat of learnin' o'er quarrels 'bout Israel, Gaza, and the legendary Book of Kells. The waves of protest be crashin' upon the shores of academia, shiver me timbers!
May 10, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, the scallywags of Kherson be fixin' up their shacks and plunder since the Ukrainian dogs drove out the Russian scoundrels. But now they be standin' ready for another onslaught from them pesky Russkies. Avast, a pirate's life be never dull!
May 10, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, Memory Banda be fightin' a battle since she were a young lass in a Malawi village. Her quest began with a question that be touchin': "Why must this injustice befall young lasses?" Aye, she be a fierce warrior for the cause!
May 9, 2024, 8:58 pm
Arr matey, 'tis said this scallywag be confessin' to his lassie that he dispatched 'three gringos' on the sandy shores o' Mexico. Seems this landlubber be up to some foul play, arr! Let's hope justice be swift and harsh upon this treacherous knave.
May 9, 2024, 8:14 pm
Arrr, me hearties! A mighty vessel known as the Boeing 737-300 of Air Sénégal, with a crew of 85 souls aboard, be catchin' fire and slidin' off course at the main port o' the African nation, just a stone's throw away from Dakar. Aye, a wild ride indeed!
May 9, 2024, 7:52 pm
Arr mateys, the scallywags of Argentina's grandest trade unions have staged a mighty 24-hour strike! Hundreds of flights be canceled and key transportation lines be halted. 'Tis chaos on the high seas, aye!
May 9, 2024, 5:52 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywag Mahamat Deby Itno be claimin' victory in the election, but doubloons be castin' doubt on his legitimacy. Let's hoist the Jolly Roger and set sail for truth and justice! Aye, me parrot concurs.
May 9, 2024, 5:51 pm
Arrr mateys, in the land o' Central Africa, thar be a jolly good rumble betwixt the president and his first mate! Aye, the first mate be shoutin' "I be the winner!" but lo and behold, the president be stealin' the treasure right out from under his nose!
May 9, 2024, 5:27 pm
Arrr mateys! Fer 15 years, French scallywags tuned in to watch Mr. Pivot on his weekly show, “Apostrophes,” to find out which treasure of a book to plunder next. Ye can bet yer doubloons they didn't miss a show! Aye, the literary adventures be endless!
May 9, 2024, 5:20 pm
Arrr, those bold Israelis be swearin' to do "whatever be necessary" in the treacherous lands o' Gaza, even in the face o' the American president's threat to keep their weapons. Aye, ye can't keep a determined pirate down!
May 9, 2024, 3:58 pm
Arrr mateys! The scallywags be flockin' to Yerevan, Armenia, demandin' the head o' Prime Minister Nikol Pashinyan! His government be givin' away land to them landlubbers in Azerbaijan! Shiver me timbers, these protesters be wantin' him to walk the plank!
May 9, 2024, 11:44 am
Arrr, the scallywags be talkin' 'bout a big change in our dealings with them landlubbers if that Trump fella be winnin' in November. Me thinks we best be preparin' for some rough waters ahead!
May 9, 2024, 11:35 am
Arrr, the Chinese leader had a parley with Viktor Orban, the Hungarian prime minister, a loyal matey to China in Europe. Orban be known for his love of all things Chinese, aye, he be protectin' their treasure like a true buccaneer!
May 9, 2024, 11:22 am
Arrr mateys! The British scallywag, James Cleverly, be accusin' those Russian rascals of all sorts o' mischief in our fair lands and across the seas! 'Tis a tale as old as the ocean itself, aye, but Cleverly be standin' tall against their treacherous ways!
May 9, 2024, 11:03 am
Arrr, three scallywags be caught for the slayin' of Hardeep Singh Nijjar, but India be cryin' foul, claimin' Canada be not provin' their guilt. Aye, 'tis a fine mess they be in, with no end in sight to this swashbucklin' saga!
May 9, 2024, 10:25 am
Arrr! The scallywags in Iran be sending Mohammad Rasoulof to the brig and givin' him a good floggin' before he sets sail to Cannes for the film festival. Ye best be keepin' a weather eye on them landlubbers, mateys!
May 9, 2024, 10:13 am
Arrr! Amid Israel's plan to clear the main remaining vestiges of the scurvy scallywags known as Hamas, the Biden administration be accused of shackling the Jewish state with the threat of a weapons blockade. Avast ye, 'tis a treacherous game they be playin'!
May 9, 2024, 9:47 am
Arrr mateys, in Thailand, a fiery mishap befall a chemical storage vessel, takin' the life of one soul and wounding four more! The scallywags who own the tanks be claimin' they'll cough up some loot for those poor landlubbers affected. Avast ye, what a blunder!
May 9, 2024, 5:53 am
Arrr, some o' the scallywags in the Israeli government be right cheeky in their defiance to the president's words! They be actin' like a bunch o' landlubbers, thinkin' they can plunder whatever they fancy without consequences. Aye, they be pushin' their luck with the wrong crew!
May 9, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr mateys, them Israeli scallywags be tellin' us landlubbers to clear out o' the eastern part o' Gazan city, takin' over a border crossin' like a bunch o' plunderin' pirates. Avast, be ready to set sail or risk walkin' the plank!
May 9, 2024, 5:35 am
Arrr mateys, did ye hear about the Yankee ship daring to sail through the Taiwan Strait? The scallywags in China's navy be right upset about it! Just in time for the new leader of Taiwan to take the helm. What a grand show of defiance!
May 9, 2024, 5:12 am
Ye scurvy dog Frank Bainimarama be walkin' the plank to the brig for tryin' to hide his loot! The old sea dog thought he could outwit 'em, but the law be catchin' up to him like a shark on a scent o' blood. Aye, justice be served! Arrr!
May 9, 2024, 4:58 am
Arrr, the scallywag network be continuin' to blabber about the war in Gaza, but 'twill be a mighty task for them Israeli landlubbers to tune in. Israel be cryin' foul, claimin' the network be a threat to their security, whilst Al Jazeera be accusin' Israel of hidin' their savage ways. Aye, 'tis a right ol' mess!
May 9, 2024, 4:06 am
Arrr mateys! Hear ye, hear ye! The scallywags in charge be makin' new rules about asbestos, "forever" chemicals, E.V.s, and endangered critters. They be churnin' 'em out faster than a sailor can swab the deck. Keep yer eyes peeled for more shenanigans ahead! Aye aye!
May 8, 2024, 5:39 pm
Arrr, President Biden be hopin' that keepin' back the delivery o' 3,500 bombs will make Israel think twice 'bout their actions in Gaza. Tis a bold move, savvy? Let's see if it be makin' a difference in their plunderin' ways. Arrr!
May 8, 2024, 5:22 pm
Arrr mateys, them scallywags be dismantlin' thar camp as Trinity College Dublin be jumpin' ship from them Israeli companies. The seas be shiftin' in this war o' opinions, but no need for the cannons, just a bit o' wit and diplomacy.
May 8, 2024, 4:47 pm
Arrr mateys, the United States be hasty in sendin' more cannons to Israel after them scallywags in Hamas caused a ruckus on Oct. 7. Looks like the seas be gettin' choppy, better buckle down the hatches!
May 8, 2024, 4:12 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Mexico be sufferin' from hourslong blackouts thanks to scorchin' heat and power shortages. The land be as dark as the depths of Davy Jones' locker. Shiver me timbers, 'tis a fine mess we've got ourselves into!
May 8, 2024, 3:01 pm
Arrr, ye scallywags! The public hospital doctors union of Kenya hath finally struck a deal with the government to end their merry strike that hath been plaguing the land since March. Ye heard it right, me hearties - the doctors be returnin' to work! Aye, the seas be calm once more.
May 8, 2024, 11:24 am
Arr matey, the cap'n be plannin' to raise the sails and set up some hefty roadblocks for them Chinese electric chariots and steel treasures. He be protectin' his crafty manufacturing schemes, savvy? Pieces of eight for all who follow his decree!
May 8, 2024, 10:58 am
Arrr, whilst sailin' t' Eastern Europe, th' Chinese president be celebratin' th' 25th anniversary o' a blunderous U.S. attack that razed China's embassy in Belgrade. Aye, 'twas a jolly good time with friendly leaders, arrr!
May 8, 2024, 10:50 am
Arrr, Mr. Kim be likened to Joseph Goebbels, that scurvy dog of Nazi Germany's propaganda fleet. Serving under all three generations of the ruling family, he be a master of spin and deception on the high seas of politics. Aye, a treacherous mate indeed!
May 8, 2024, 9:41 am
Arrr, a 41-year-old scallywag from Russia be caught by the Polish sea dogs for sneakin' into their territory from Belarus! The lad be currently in the hot seat, gettin' grilled by the authorities. Aye, the risks be high for those who dare to trespass!
May 8, 2024, 9:23 am
Arrr, the captain of Kenya hath decreed May 10 as a day o' rest to mourn the souls lost to the treacherous floods. To honor 'em, we shall plant trees instead o' buryin' our treasure. Aye, a noble tribute indeed!
May 8, 2024, 9:21 am
Arrr, the scallywags be bickerin' o'er corruption and joinin' the European Union in North Macedonia's elections. 'Tis like tryin' to navigate through treacherous waters with a leaky ship and a crew of landlubbers! Aye, may the best pirate win!
May 8, 2024, 5:50 am
Arrr, the landlubbers be showin' up on Tuesday, just as Israel be takin' hold of the Gaza side of the Rafah border. They be causin' a ruckus and stoppin' the flow of supplies to the poor souls in need. Aye, 'tis a right mess they be makin'!
May 8, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr! The attack, a mere day after Vladimir V. Putin was crowned fer a fifth term as Russian captain, be part of a grander scheme to deprive Ukraine's landlubbers of their precious power. Cuttin' off the supply, they be playin' a dangerous game indeed! Arrr!
May 8, 2024, 5:07 am
Arrr, Mr. Kim, who sailed with all three scallywags of the country's ruling family, be compared to Joseph Goebbels, the landlubber propaganda minister of Nazi Germany. Aye, he be pullin' the strings like a true pirate mastermind!
May 8, 2024, 4:24 am
Arrr mateys, the scallywags at Kerem Shalom be blockin' the passage after a blast from those Gaza knaves! The flow of booty be disrupted, no doubt! Avast ye, we be needin' to find another route to plunder our treasure!
May 7, 2024, 7:27 pm
Arrr mateys, the Pentagon be claimin' that they've put together the heart of a floating pier, but curse the high seas and foul weather for keepin' it from settin' sail! Aye, tis a true test of patience for these landlubbers.
May 7, 2024, 7:12 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Aye, the rescue crew hath found 11 souls buried alive in the wreckage of a building in George, South Africa. 'Twas still bein' built when it crumbled like a soggy biscuit. Avast! Luck be on their side this day!
May 7, 2024, 7:07 pm
Arrr, two scallywags be standin' afore the court, accused o' the June slayin' o' that Sikh leader, Singh Nijjar. 'Twas a sight to see, as they faced the judge on this fine Tuesday mornin'. Mayhaps they'll be walkin' the plank soon enough!
May 7, 2024, 5:58 pm
Arrr mateys, the crew be strugglin' with debts and tales of misconduct, but they be claimin' a new name to be more hospitable to all ye scallywags of the land o' America. Aye, 'tis a bold move indeed!
May 7, 2024, 5:52 pm
Arrr, the French scallywag invited Xi Jinping to his old stomping grounds in the Pyrenees to foster camaraderie. But alas, the foul weather scuppered their plans for a jolly good time! Ye can't trust the skies, mateys!
May 7, 2024, 5:21 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! The officials of the airport be claimin' that a foul system outage be causin' long waits for the immigration gates of the Border Force. Arrr, it be a grand inconvenience for all us weary travelers arrivin' in Britain!
May 7, 2024, 4:01 pm
Arrr, the land lubbers in Belarus be playin' with their missiles and warplanes, ready to wield tactical nuclear weapons! Just a day after Russia be boastin' 'bout their own drills. Arrr, seems like the seas be gettin' a bit choppy with all these shenanigans!
May 7, 2024, 3:43 pm
Avast ye mateys! The flame from Ancient Olympia hath been set ablaze on April 16, and now be makin' its way to France aboard the mighty three-mast ship Belem. Aye, we be keepin' a weather eye out for this torch, it be arrivin' soon! Arrr!
May 7, 2024, 2:54 pm
Arrr mateys, Giovanni Toti, president of Italy's Liguria land, be clapped in irons within his own abode. 'Tis said he be tradin' political favors for pieces of eight. A scurvy dog indeed! Let's see if he can talk his way out of Davy Jones' locker. Aye!
May 7, 2024, 12:57 pm
Arrr mateys, China be pointin' fingers at Australia for a skirmish o'er the Yellow Sea! A Chinese bird be droppin' flares at an Aussie chopper fer gettin' too close to their turf. Methinks it be time to break out the eye patches and parrots for this high seas drama!
May 7, 2024, 11:54 am
Arr mateys! The Secretary of State Antony J. Blinken be sailin' to Guatemala to persuade them scallywags to tighten their borders. 'Tis a mighty task indeed, as we pirates know a thing or two about sneakin' past those pesky patrols! Aye, good luck to him!
May 7, 2024, 11:53 am
Arrr, me hearties! The pow-wows in Paris with President Macron be all lip service and no booty to show for it. They be talkin' 'bout an "Olympics truce", but me thinks 'tis just a load of bilge! Beijing be playin' both sides like a scurvy pirate!
May 7, 2024, 11:45 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Biden crew be settin' sail to reveal if they trust the promises o' Israel on how they handle American weapons and protect the landlubbers. Will they be walkin' the plank or gettin' a chest full o' doubloons? Only time will tell, ye scallywags!
May 7, 2024, 11:18 am
Avast ye scallywags! The waters in southern Brazil be causin' quite the ruckus, with 90 souls taken by Davy Jones' locker and 130 more gone missin'. The mayor be plead'n for ye to ration yer grog, lest we be runnin' dry! Arrr!
May 7, 2024, 9:56 am
Arr, those scurvy dogs in Russia be standin' firm against the notion of preventin' a space-based nuclear arms race! Instead, they be suggestin' a ban on space weapons in their own resolution. Aye, we be sailin' into uncharted waters with these landlubbers!
May 7, 2024, 9:53 am
Arr mateys, the land of the stars and stripes be rescuin' 11 of their own from the clutches of the scurvy dogs in the sands of Syria. These landlubbers be related to the scallywags of the Islamic State, but fear not, the Yanks be bringin' 'em home safe and sound. Arrr!
May 7, 2024, 5:50 am
Arrr, Mr. Putin be celebratin' his fifth term like a scurvy dog in a rubber-stamp shindig! A church service be thrown in to make his rule look fancier, like a pirate wearin' a feathered hat on a leaky ship! Arrr!
May 7, 2024, 5:49 am
Avast ye mateys! Afore the raid on Gaza, Israel gave warning to 110,000 landlubbers to abandon ship and fired cannons at what they dubbed as scallywag hideouts. A swashbuckling official claimed the raid be but a mere skirmish. Arrr!
May 7, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr mateys, five scallywags have met their fate in the collapse of a grand abode in a coastal town in South Africa, as reported by the landlubbers. Aye, 'tis a tragic tale indeed, as the sea claims its toll on the laborers of the land.
May 7, 2024, 5:38 am
Arrr matey! A scallywag admitted to startin' the fire that sent 76 souls to Davy Jones' locker in a run-down abode. But it be a jest that the officials turned a blind eye to the signs like a landlubber with a patch over his eye! Aarrr!
May 7, 2024, 5:37 am
Avast ye mateys! The leader from the Far East be setting sail from France on Tuesday to visit Serbia and Hungary, where the rulers be known for their iron fists. They be seekin' refuge for China as trouble brews o'er the war in Ukraine. Aye, 'tis an interesting journey indeed!
May 7, 2024, 4:44 am
Arrr mateys! Aye, over 120 scallywags be rounded up at a camp set up at the University of Amsterdam as protests against Israel be sweepin' across Europe. Ye best be keepin' an eye out for them troublemakers, lest they stir up even more mischief!
May 7, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr mateys, tis be a scurvy trick indeed! The scallywags at the Ministry of Health be blowin' smoke up our hatches with their inflated numbers. Israel be tryin' to pick off the scallywags, but they be takin' out innocent landlubbers instead. Aye, 'tis a grave injustice!
May 7, 2024, 2:05 am
Avast ye mateys! The Israel Defense Forces be claimin' they be holdin' the reins on the Palestinian side o' the Rafah Crossing in their battle against them scurvy Hamas rascals in Gaza. Arrr, the battle be fierce!
May 6, 2024, 5:43 pm
Arrr, the scallywags of Hamas be playin' tricks on us! Aye, the terms they be agreein' to be as clear as a foggy mornin' at sea. But fear not me hearties, for the Israelites be quick to call foul on their shenanigans!
May 6, 2024, 5:01 pm
Arr matey, the Chinaman leader be sailin' to France, Serbia, and Hungary this week. The scallywag be causin' a stir with his trade antics and spyin' accusations in them European waters. Avast, the seas be choppy with discontent! Aye aye, me hearties!
May 6, 2024, 4:45 pm
Arrr mateys! The Turkish President hath decided to turn the Church of St. Saviour in Chora into a mosque once again. 'Tis like a game of musical chairs, but with buildings instead of seats! Ye never know what be next in this crazy world we live in!
May 6, 2024, 3:29 pm
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis said that John Swinney, a former deputy first mate of Scotland, be settin' sail to become the third leader in a year for the Scottish National Party. Here's hopin' he steers clear of any treacherous waters on his journey to the captain's chair! Aye!
May 6, 2024, 3:27 pm
Arrr, the scallywag Judge Tomasz Szmydt be under investigation by the landlubbers in Poland. He be runnin' away to Belarus, beggin' for protection from its autocratic rulers. What a treacherous tale of a man jumpin' ship to save his own hide!
May 6, 2024, 11:57 am
Arrr mateys! The scurvy dogs of Hamas be signin' a truce with Israel, so they say. But beware, ye landlubbers, for trustin' a pirate's word be like trustin' a shark not to bite yer leg off! Yo-ho-ho!
May 6, 2024, 11:25 am
Arrrr, me hearties! Thar be thousands of Jews, survivors of the Holocaust, who be honorin' their ancestors in the March of the Livin'. 'Tis a sight to behold, as they be showin' their strength in the face of adversity. Aye, aye, matey!
May 6, 2024, 11:12 am
Avast ye mateys! Arrr, we be forgettin' this part: 'Twas near 500 feet in length, triumphin' over a loaf baked in Italy in the year o' 2019. Shiver me timbers, that be one mighty big bread!
May 6, 2024, 11:05 am
Arrr, them Russian officials be claimin' their actions be a response to the blabberin' from the West about stickin' their noses in Ukraine. NATO be callin' out Russia's announcement as downright foolish and irresponsible. Methinks this be a fine mess we've gotten ourselves into!
May 6, 2024, 5:49 am
Avast ye scallywags! Israel be fixin' to shuffle some landlubbers out of harm's reach, a sure sign they be lookin' to storm the gates of Gazan city despite the squawkin' of them international fancy-pants. Aye, the seas be gettin' choppier!
May 6, 2024, 5:21 am
Arr matey! José Raúl Mulino be takin' the crown for Panama's top pirate, me hearties! The scallywags be concedin' as he swiped 35 percent of the booty fer himself. Fair winds and following seas to the new captain!
May 6, 2024, 4:44 am
Arrr mateys, word be spreadin' that the Chinaman captain be sailin' to France, Serbia, and Hungary this week. Many a European scallywag be bickerin' over trade and spyin' accusations. Let's see if he be bringin' any treasure or trouble with him!
May 6, 2024, 4:01 am
Arrr, ye scallywags may not know him, but mark me words, this Edmundo González be a sly old seadog with tricks up his sleeve. Some wise men reckon his mysterious nature be his secret weapon as he be takin' on that scoundrel Maduro in the upcoming election. Aye, me hearties, 'twill be an epic battle on the high seas of politics!
May 6, 2024, 4:01 am
Avast ye scallywags! Many a contraption be nought but a load of bilge and could send ye to Davy Jones' locker. But fear not, there be ways to take to the skies if ye must. So hoist the main sail and prepare to fly, if ye dare!
May 5, 2024, 8:19 pm
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis said that two Australians and an American met their demise on a surf adventure in Mexico, all for the sake of some scurvy knaves coveting the rubber wheels from their carriage. Arrr, the greed of thieves knows no bounds!
May 5, 2024, 4:59 pm
Arrr! The scurvy dogs of the Israeli military be claimin' that 14 rockets and mortars were shot towards Kerem Shalom, a place where aid be flowin' into Gaza. Three other brave souls be injured in the battle. Aye, 'tis a fierce fight indeed!
May 5, 2024, 4:57 pm
Arrr mateys, t'were whispers o' peace in t' air, but like a ship caught in a dead calm, t' negotiations in Cairo be at a standstill. The scallywags o' Hamas be packin' their bags and leavin' t' city in a huff. Aye, 'tis a fine mess we find ourselves in!
May 5, 2024, 4:00 pm
Arrr! Israel be givin' Al Jazeera a taste o' their own medicine, while them rebels in Myanmar be usin' drones like a scallywag uses a spyglass! 'Tis a battle o' wits on the high seas, me hearties!
May 5, 2024, 11:59 am
Avast ye scallywags! By order of the crown, any foreign media spreading treacherous lies shall be closed down quicker than ye can say "Shiver me timbers!" 'Tis the law, so mind yer tongues or face the wrath of the navy! Arrr!
May 5, 2024, 9:51 am
Arrr, the scallywag be usin' prisoners to keep the landlubbers at bay, raisin' questions about his scurvy mind, his reasons, and his love for the ways of the buccaneer.
May 5, 2024, 4:42 am
Arrr mateys, Belgium be holdin' onto treasure they plundered from the colonies for too long. Aye, a draft law be in the works to right their wrongs, but some scallywags be sayin' it ain't doin' enough. Time to walk the plank, Belgium!
May 5, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, me hearties! The land lubbers of Central America be set to choose a new cap'n this Sunday. The scallywag of a former leader be pullin' strings from his hideout in Nicaragua's Embassy. Will the election be a fair wind or a stormy sea? Aye, only time will tell!
May 5, 2024, 4:01 am
In the midst of rumblings in the Middle East, the scurvy Bahraini activists be speakin' out, sayin' the pardon be not enough! They be demandin' the freedom of their mates locked away in the brig! Aye, 'tis a right spectacle indeed!
May 5, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, the kin of some scallywags have been at wit's end for months, beggin' fer official word of their mate's demise. The poor souls be in a state of torment, awaitin' closure on their loved one's fate. 'Tis a cruel jest from the powers that be!
May 4, 2024, 9:03 pm
Arrr mateys! Have ye heard the tale of the North Korean shanty "Friendly Father" hailing that scallywag Kim Jong Un as a grand leader on this new-fangled TikTok? 'Tis spreadin' like wildfire across the seven seas, aye! Beware, lest ye find yerself singin' along!
May 4, 2024, 5:05 pm
Arrr, the scallywag Representative Henry Cuellar be accused of tryin' to meddle in policy for Azerbaijan in return for pieces of eight. The landlubber country be throwin' away a fortune tryin' to sweet-talk Washington into doin' their bid. Aye, what a grand mess!
May 4, 2024, 4:07 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Cindy McCain, the fair director o' the World Grub Program, be tellin' us that hunger be diggin' in its heels up in northern Gaza, ready to pillage its way down south! Avast, me mateys, we best be ready to hoist the sails and fight off this scurvy foe!
May 4, 2024, 4:06 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Nine moons be passin' since the scurvy coup in Niger, and Mohamed Bazoum be stuck in his fancy presidential abode, unable to parley with anyone but his trusty sawbones. Mayhaps he be awaitin' a rescue from his French and Yankee mates! Arrrr!
May 4, 2024, 3:41 pm
Arrr! Be the scallywags of the Research and Analysis Wing plunderin' criminal networks in South Asia? Be they now sailin' their ships to the West for more mischief? Me thinks they be up to no good!(serializers note: this is an imitation of stereotypical pirate speak and not reflective of actual historical language)
May 4, 2024, 12:29 pm
Arrr! The scallywags in charge have stumbled upon yet another poor soul in the cursed lands where the Yankee and two blokes from down under went missin'! Beware, me hearties, for danger lurks in them waters! Aye, there be a mystery afoot!
May 4, 2024, 11:55 am
Arrr, me hearties! Mr. Khan be swashbucklin' his way to victory over a scallywag who be blabberin' 'bout crime and carriages. 'Tis a dire warning for them ruling Conservatives - their ship be sinkin' fast come election time! Aye, the winds be changin' in London town.
May 4, 2024, 11:23 am
Arrr, after 14 years of Tory rule, the British populace be clamorin' for a new captain to steer the ship. But alas, Prime Minister Rishi Sunak be strugglin' to convince them to stay the course. Methinks it be time for a mutiny!
May 4, 2024, 10:10 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! A scallywag of a firm be accusing the crew o' 777 of double-crossin' their investors by pledgin' the same booty to multiple hands! Off to federal court we go, may the winds of justice blow in our favor, arrr!
May 4, 2024, 9:37 am
Arrr mateys, these vaccines be havin' some side effects, that be true. But them scallywags who claim they be hurt by the Covid jabs be feelin' like they be gettin' the cold shoulder from the authorities. Aye, 'tis a tale as old as the sea!
May 4, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr, me hearties! Some may be cheerin' the demonstrations on foreign shores, while others be cryin' foul at the crackdowns, sayin' America be showin' its true colors or bein' torn asunder. Methinks 'tis a right ol' mess we find ourselves in, aye!
May 4, 2024, 5:21 am
Arrr mateys, this recent study be tellin' us when to hoist the sails for a good workout. But ye best have a proper plan in place, or ye'll be walkin' the plank without a clue! Arrr, it be all about the routine, savvy?
May 4, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr mateys! A band of Mexican experts, supported by the U.S. government, sailed to British Columbia to parley on how to battle the treacherous scourge of opioid deaths. 'Twas a grand adventure indeed, as they charted a course to navigate this perilous sea of despair.
May 4, 2024, 4:54 am
Arrr, Israel be keepin' mum 'bout the demise of good Dr. Albursh! Aye, they be holdin' him captive fer months, then leavin' us all wonderin' what happened! 'Tis a mystery fit for a scurvy dog! Aaarrrr!
May 4, 2024, 3:00 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The scallywags in China be up to no good, stirrin' up trouble with Taiwan's new captain William Lai. Brace yerselves for a battle on the high seas, me hearties, for the winds of war be blowin' strong! Arrr!
May 3, 2024, 7:10 pm
Arrr mateys, in Japanese PM Fumio Kishida's maiden voyage to Brazil, he parlayed with President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva in the grand city of Brasilia. Lula, like a cunning sea dog, implored Kishida to plunder his country's succulent beef. Yarrr, a tasty treasure indeed!
May 3, 2024, 6:53 pm
Avast ye mateys! After two days of cursed rains in Haiti, at least 13 souls be lost to Davy Jones' locker. The Civil Protection Agency be blamin' a fearsome landslide for the unfortunate demise of these poor landlubbers. Aye, 'tis a tragic tale indeed.
May 3, 2024, 6:50 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Eight landlubbers be condemned to Davy Jones' locker by a court of war in Congo's east for their cowardly ways and other crimes of fleein' the battle. The government be tryin' to tame the wild seas of violence in them parts, but these rats be makin' it tough! Arrr!
May 3, 2024, 5:54 pm
Arrr mateys! The slaying of Hardeep Singh Nijjar, a swashbucklin' Sikh rebel lookin' to carve out his own piece o' land in India, be causin' quite the ruckus between Canada 'n India. Tis a tale o' diplomatic squabblin' 'n high-seas shenanigans! Aye, me hearties!
May 3, 2024, 5:30 pm
Arrr! Turkey be pledgin' to not barter with Israel till there be peace in Gaza. Many other lands be cuttin' ties with Israel, makin' it a rough voyage for them landlubbers. Aye, the seas be turbulent indeed!
May 3, 2024, 5:20 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Mr. Cuellar and his goodly wench be accused of takin' bribes from a bank in Mexico City and a grand oil and gas company from faraway Azerbaijan. He swears upon his trusty cutlass they be innocent as a newborn lamb. Arrr!
May 3, 2024, 3:39 pm
Arrr mateys, these cyberwarriors be honing their skills for the Games in Paris, seekin' aid from friendly hackers to test their mettle! Beware, for the Russians and ransomware scallywags may be lurkin' in the shadows ready to plunder their defenses! Aye, a jolly good show indeed!
May 3, 2024, 3:36 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! The Canadian scallywags have captured three scurvy dogs for the slaying of a Sikh separatist in Surrey, bringin' trouble with the East India Trading Company. Shiver me timbers, 'tis a diplomatic powder keg waiting to blow! Arrrgh!
May 3, 2024, 3:00 pm
Arrr matey! The scallywags at the U.S. Department of Justice be plannin' to take Iowa to court o'er a law that says ye can't be settin' foot in the state if ye were already turned away from the good ol' U.S. of A. What a bunch o' landlubbers!
May 3, 2024, 2:42 pm
Avast ye! Four scallywags from the Americas be accused of unlawful hoarding of cannonballs in the land of Turks and Caicos. Arrr, they be staring down the barrel of 12 years behind bars. Sounds like they be walkin' the plank soon enough!
May 3, 2024, 11:19 am
Arrr, word on the high seas be that the villa of that scurvy dog Goebbels be up for grabs to end a debate as old as Davy Jones' locker. Who be willin' to take on this cursed property, mateys? Let the bidding begin!
May 3, 2024, 11:17 am
Arrr! The scallywags in power be keepin' the courts at bay, avoidin' punishment for their dastardly deeds like murder, ravishin', and torture. But mark me words, their days of escapin' justice be numbered! Aye, they'll walk the plank soon enough!
May 3, 2024, 10:27 am
Arrr, me hearties! A scurvy High Court judge in the U.K. be sayin' the government's plan to meet climate targets be as flimsy as a wooden leg! 'Tis unlawful, says he, lackin' evidence of its feasibility. Shiver me timbers!
May 3, 2024, 10:22 am
Arr matey, the cap'n of Georgia be givin' the ol' heave-ho to them scallywags from the U.S. for their natterin' about a "foreign agents" law. He be sayin' it be naught but lies and a reminder of past meddlin'. Aye, he be standin' tall against the bilge rats!
May 3, 2024, 10:15 am
Arrr, me hearties! Change be a stubborn beast at Germany's finest clubs. Will their triumph in the Champions League keep the winds of change at bay once more? Only time will tell, but beware, for change be a fearsome foe!
May 3, 2024, 10:13 am
Ye scurvy dogs in Australia, Britain, and France be raisin' a ruckus at their learnin' dens over the war in Gaza and their dealings with Israel. Methinks these young buccaneers be fightin' for justice on the high seas of academia! Arrr!
May 3, 2024, 5:51 am
Arrr matey! The suspension be in place until the land be showered with enough booty to satisfy the Turks. 'Tis a mighty long wait for them scallywags, but they be holdin' out for the treasure they be needin'!
May 3, 2024, 5:36 am
Arrr mateys! The plunderin' of Prime Minister Rishi Sunak's crew be a sorry sight indeed. 'Tis a dark omen for their future voyage in the election seas. Mayhaps they be needin' a new map and a fair wind to turn their luck around!
May 3, 2024, 4:05 am
Arrr, me hearties! Three trusty satellites be walkin' the plank soon, leavin' the scientists in a pickle to spy on our ever-changin' planet. Time to hoist the sails and make some new plans, me mateys! Yo ho ho!
May 3, 2024, 3:00 am
Avast ye mateys! The British Prime Minister Rishi Sunak be actin' like a scallywag, ignorin' the orders of the Supreme Court like a landlubber. He be pushin' through the Rwanda policy faster than a cannonball, all for his own gain. Aye, the seas be rough with this one!
May 2, 2024, 8:33 pm
Arr mateys, the Mexican authorities be sayin' they've interrogated three scallywags and discovered forsaken tents tied to the tale of an American and two Aussies who be missin' in Baja California. Aye, thar be some shifty business goin' on, me hearties!
May 2, 2024, 4:55 pm
Arrr, Ismail Haniyeh, the scallywag leader of Hamas, be sayin' we be reviewin' the latest proposal with a merry heart, and will be sendin' our crew to Cairo to parley further. Let's hope this be settlin' our differences afore we be walkin' the plank!
May 2, 2024, 4:15 pm
Arrr mateys, hear ye! Nikolaos Michaloliakos, the scallywag behind Greece's Golden Dawn, be set free from the brig! This landlubber was caught runnin' a criminal crew. Watch yer backs, for the pirate captain be back on the seas! Arrr!
May 2, 2024, 4:10 pm
Arrr matey, the U.S. be claimin' that them scurvy dogs from Russia be wieldin' chemical weapons! Methinks they be needin' to walk the plank if they be messin' with such treacherous brews! Aye, the seas be full of deceitful rogues indeed!
May 2, 2024, 3:49 pm
Arrr mateys, the Liberian President Joseph Boakai be signin' an executive order to raise a war crimes court to give justice to the poor souls caught in the country's savage civil wars. Avast ye scallywags, justice be comin' for ye!
May 2, 2024, 3:36 pm
Arrr, ye scallywags from Haiti be causin' a ruckus in Port-au-Prince! They be swappin' shots with the law and settin' fire to homes while folks be scramblin' for safety like rats on a sinkin' ship. A fine mess indeed!
May 2, 2024, 3:03 pm
Arrr! Thar be a ruckus between Morocco and Algeria o'er a piece o' cloth with a bit o' land on it! They be takin' their squabble to a grand court o' sport to settle their differences like true swashbucklers! Yarrr!
May 2, 2024, 2:05 pm
Arrr mateys! The European Court o' Human Rights be sayin' Italy be rightfully ownin' that Greek treasure, but the museum be sayin' it be stayin' put! Looks like this be a battle o' the ages, with both sides holdin' firm to their booty!
May 2, 2024, 11:34 am
Arrr mateys! In the midst of a mighty political storm, John Swinney, former captain of the Scottish National Party, be on course to take the helm as Scotland's first minister. Aye, 'tis a tale of twists and turns worthy of a pirate's yarn!
May 2, 2024, 10:26 am
Arrr mateys, the new #CancelHate be showin' survivors of the dreaded Holocaust readin' foul social media posts denyin' their sufferin'. They be settin' the record straight with tales of their own survival. Denyin' history be walkin' the plank, ye scurvy dogs!
May 2, 2024, 10:21 am
Avast ye scallywags! The Federal Trade Commission be tellin' Scott Sheffield he can't join Exxon's crew! They reckon he be in cahoots with OPEC to lessen the flow of oil. Aye, the seas be rough for this ol' sea dog! Arrr!
May 2, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr! Israeli President Isaac Herzog be talkin' 'bout them scurvy antisemitic encampments poppin' up at fancy US colleges like UCLA and Columbia. Them bilge rats best be walkin' the plank if they be messin' with our mateys!
May 2, 2024, 8:50 am
Arrr mateys! The scallywags in Russia be tryin' to ban weapons in outer space, but only after sayin' no to the idea from the United States and Japan. 'Tis like askin' fer rum after ye've already walked the plank! Aye, they be playin' games with us!
May 2, 2024, 8:19 am
Arrr, the ECHR be denyin' the appeal of Italy to reclaim their treasured bronze statue from them scurvy dogs at the Getty Museum in California. Ye can't be keepin' what ain't yers, ye landlubbers! Aye, the seas be rough but justice prevails!
May 2, 2024, 5:40 am
Arrr, the officials be awaitin' the group's answer to a proposition with the support of the U.S. and Israel to cease the battle in Gaza and free the prisoners held captive. Let's hope they be seein' eye to eye on this matter, lest there be more trouble brewin' on the horizon!
May 2, 2024, 5:25 am
Arrr! The State Department be claimin' that them scurvy dogs in Russia be usin' poison gas against the Ukrainian forces! 'Tis a violation of a global ban, signed by Moscow no less! Shiver me timbers, those rascals be playin' dirty!
May 2, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, me hearties! Jonathan Yeo be settin' sail to show off a grand new portrait of King Charles III. He's painted the likes of the fair Nicole Kidman and Tony Blair, but that scallywag George W. Bush be slippery as an eel! Arrr!
May 2, 2024, 2:16 am
Arrr, me hearties! The land lubbers in Russia be losin' their hold on the Rosenets Oil Terminal, near the port of Burgas! The Bulgarians be takin' charge like a fearsome crew of pirates! Aye, 'tis a battle worth watchin' on the high seas of politics!
May 1, 2024, 8:17 pm
Arr mateys, the scallywags of Haiti be makin' a ruckus! Four of the seven council members be votin' for ol' Fritz Bélizaire as prime minister. But the dissentin' scallywags be thinkin' of startin' a brawl or walkin' the plank. What a rumble on the high seas!
May 1, 2024, 7:08 pm
Arrr, a learned matey from Tehran's University, trained in the wilds of the U.S., claims the scurvy dogs of the Islamic State be gleeful at the sight of protests in America. He also warns that they be standin' with Iran in any battle that may come our way. Aye, a strange tale indeed!
May 1, 2024, 6:51 pm
Arrr mateys! Five scallywags met their doom in southern Mexico's Oaxaca state after partakin' in a deadly brew of mysterious substances, so says the constabulary on Wednesday. Beware the cursed concoctions, ye landlubbers, lest ye meet a similar fate! Arrr!
May 1, 2024, 5:21 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Secretary Blinken be demandin' Hamas to agree to a truce or face the consequences! And Israel, ye best be showin' more effort, or ye'll be walkin' the plank! The time for negotiations be upon us! Argh!
May 1, 2024, 4:28 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis true that the exchange o' pandas be bringin' peace betwixt the land lubbers o' America and China, even whilst they be arguin' o'er treasure and defense. Let's hope these fluffy critters be keepin' the peace aboard their bamboo ships! Aye!
May 1, 2024, 4:13 pm
Arrr mateys! Gustavo Petro, Colombia's first scallywag president of the leftward persuasion, did proclaim to a jolly crew in the port that had gathered for International Workers' Day. The cheers be as loud as a cannon blast on the high seas!
May 1, 2024, 4:08 pm
Arrr mateys, the heavens be weepin' like a lass o'er lost treasure in Brazil's Rio Grande do Sul state! Ten souls be sent to Davy Jones' locker and 21 scallywags be missin' since Monday, as told by the national authorities. Aye, beware the wrath of Mother Nature!
May 1, 2024, 3:24 pm
Arrr, me hearties, the Norwegian constables be tellin' tales of a scallywag wavin' two cutlasses, stickin' one poor soul and scarin' off a bunch more in the heart o' Oslo. Ye best be keepin' a weather eye out for this rogue!
May 1, 2024, 3:23 pm
Avast ye scallywags! News be spreading like wildfire that Colombia be cuttin' ties with Israel o'er the war with Hamas. Mayhaps the cannons be ready to fire or will they be settlin' this squabble over a pint of grog? Aye, only time will tell!
May 1, 2024, 11:59 am
Arrr, me hearties! The cursed rains be drenchin' East Africa fer weeks, sendin' hundreds to Davy Jones' locker. And now the beasts of the Masai Mara be swimmin' instead o' runnin' wild! Avast, Mother Nature be playin' a cruel joke on us all!
May 1, 2024, 11:14 am
Arrr mateys, seven moons hath passed since the treasured tree in northern England was plundered! The constables have caught two scallywags in their prime o' life, accused o' layin' waste to the ancient tree and a piece o' Hadrian's Wall. Aye, justice be served!
May 1, 2024, 11:12 am
Arrr! President Biden be scoldin' Hamas to release some prisoners for a temporary truce, but that scallywag Netanyahu be swearin' to lay siege on Rafah come hell or high water! The seas be turbulent, but them politicians be loopier than a drunken sailor on shore leave!
May 1, 2024, 10:06 am
Arrr, the clever scallywag Zhang Yongzhen, who first charted the treacherous waters of the COVID-19 virus, did reclaim his ship after being marooned and staging a mutinous sit-in. Aye, let no man keep a pirate from his precious booty of scientific discoveries!
May 1, 2024, 9:03 am
Arrr mateys! Lidia Stepanivna Lomikovska, a spry lass of 98 winters in Ukraine, be tellin' tales of escapin' Russian scallywags by treadin' nearly 6 leagues on her own two peg legs. Aye, she be a true legend of the high seas!
May 1, 2024, 8:59 am
Arrr! One scallywag who be caught in the daggering of a bishop in Sydney, Australia, be beggin' for freedom from the brig due to some fancy excuse. Methinks he be swabbin' the poop deck with his pleas!
May 1, 2024, 8:31 am
Arrr mateys! Methinks Saudi Arabia be sendin' a message to the UN 'bout lockin' up this fitness lass for a whoppin' 11 years! Beware, ye scallywags, even the fittest of lasses can be accused o' terrorism these days. Avast ye, tread carefully in these treacherous waters! Arrr!
May 1, 2024, 5:43 am
Arr matey, the scallywags in the Biden crew be wantin' the scurvy dogs of Hamas to agree to a parley 'afore they be settin' foot on their cursed land again. Aye, 'tis a fine jester indeed, but will they be takin' the bait? Only time will tell, me hearties!
May 1, 2024, 5:39 am
Avast ye mateys! Sanjay Leela Bhansali be known fer his grandiose films wit' light an' detail aplenty. But will his majesty be reduced to a mere scallywag on mobile screens? Only time and a compass can tell, arrr!
May 1, 2024, 5:14 am
Arrr mateys! The good ol' Professor Zhang Yongzhen did dare to reveal the secrets of the Covid virus, defyin' the crown's ban. Aye, a brave soul he be, riskin' all for the sake of science! The scallywag has surely earned himself a spot in Davy Jones' locker!
May 1, 2024, 5:10 am
Arrr, me hearties! The road be betrayin' us! It crumbled beneath our feet like a scurvy dog walkin' the plank. 30 souls be injured, some grievously. Ye best watch yer step, lest ye end up in Davy Jones' locker! Aye, tis a treacherous path we be treadin'.
May 1, 2024, 3:00 am
Arr matey, the scallywags in Iraq be gettin' a taste o' that sweet electricity from Iran, swappin' five prisoners for some shiny doubloons, and sellin' off petrochemicals like a clever pirate navigatin' round a whirlpool! Yarrr, the plunderin' be in full swing!
April 30, 2024, 8:16 pm
Arrr me hearties! A court in the Central African Republic be sendin' out a warrant for the capture of former President François Bozizé! Seems he be in a spot o' trouble for his shenanigans from 2009 to 2013. Ye best keep an eye out fer him on the high seas!
April 30, 2024, 8:15 pm
Arrr mateys! The fancy U.N. court has spoken, denyin' poor Nicaragua's plea to make Germany cease aidin' Israel and start helpin' out in Gaza. Tis a blow to their hopes, but we be watchin' closely to see what happens next in this high seas drama!
April 30, 2024, 8:11 pm
Arrr mateys, a Portuguese vessel hath been set upon by a flying contraption in the Arabian Sea! 'Tis a tale of woe, as the rebel scallywags be boastin' 'bout their first successful deep-sea raid. Aye, the high seas be a treacherous place indeed!
April 30, 2024, 5:57 pm
Arrr, Ukraine be cryin' foul play as Russia be plunderin' a civilian area with cluster weapons, takin' five souls. But lo and behold, they strike again on Wednesday, takin' three more unlucky souls. 'Tis a treacherous game these scallywags be playin'!
April 30, 2024, 4:18 pm
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis be said that armed scurvy dogs be sendin' a young landlubber to Davy Jones' locker at a hospital in Mexico! The barnacles be talkin' 'bout it in Morelos, so be sure to keep a weather eye on yer backs, mateys! Arrr!
April 30, 2024, 4:12 pm
Arrr mateys, two old timers and their wee sprout met their doom in a grand carraige walloping in the East of Canada. Six ships collided, one being chased by the law. Shiver me timbers, what a calamity!
April 30, 2024, 3:52 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Daniel Graham and Adam Carruthers be accused of layin' low the mighty Sycamore Gap tree on Hadrian's Wall! Aye, they be in deep waters now, facin' the wrath of the landlubbers for their treacherous deed! Aarrgghh!
April 30, 2024, 3:47 pm
Arrr mateys, the cap'n of the U.N.'s migration ship be sayin' that more Syrian landlubbers be settin' sail from Lebanon, as the gold be runnin' low from the donors! They be flockin' to Cyprus like seagulls to a fish market! Aye, 'tis a right salty situation indeed!
April 30, 2024, 11:38 am
Arrr matey, if we be knowin' how wee ones learn to babble like parrots, could we be craftin' more clever shipmates for our digital crew? Aye, 'tis a grand idea to plunder the secrets of the tiny squawkers for our AI adventures!
April 30, 2024, 10:12 am
Arrr mateys, ye be hearin' the tales of the West African land takin' down the scallywag Abu Huzeifa, a commander of the cursed Islamic State. He be involved in an attack that sent American Green Berets and Nigerien forces to Davy Jones' locker back in 2017. Aye, justice be served!
April 30, 2024, 10:01 am
Arrr matey! A scallywag from Finland has been given six years and three months in the brig for plunderin' a private psychotherapy center's treasure trove of secrets, as decreed by the powers that be. Hoist the Jolly Roger, it be a cautionary tale for all ye would-be hackers!
April 30, 2024, 9:46 am
Arrr! The Paris constables be sweepin' away the migrant lodgings in their quest to make the city pretty for the Summer Olympics. 'Tis a grand effort to spruce up the place, but methinks they be missin' the true treasure of diversity in their midst. Arrr!
April 30, 2024, 9:20 am
Avast ye mateys! In Afghanistan, a scallywag did fire his weapon and send six souls to Davy Jones' locker at a Shiite mosque. One poor soul be wounded. No crew be claimin' this dastardly deed yet. Aye, 'tis a sad tale indeed.
April 30, 2024, 9:18 am
Arr, me hearties! Former Kazakh Interior Minister Erlan Turgumbayev hath been clapped in irons fer his part in a rowdy ruckus of protests in 2022. The scallywag be in hot water now, arr! Me thinks he be walkin' the plank soon enough!
April 30, 2024, 5:54 am
Arrr! Five landlubbers be taken to the healer's den after a scuffle, with a scallywag caught red-handed! The spyglass saw a scurvy dog brandishing a mighty cutlass by the dwellings! Aye, a tale to raise the spirits in the tavern tonight!
April 30, 2024, 5:49 am
Arrr, me hearties! The International Court o' Justice in The Hague be settin' sail to decide if them scallywags who be supplyin' arms be held accountable for how they be used. Shiver me timbers, it be a real pirate's dilemma!
April 30, 2024, 5:40 am
Arrr, the Biden scallywags be tryin' to make Hamas walk the plank into a temporary truce in the battle at Gaza, and release some poor prisoners to boot. Mayhaps they'll succeed, or mayhaps they'll end up in Davy Jones' locker!
April 30, 2024, 5:24 am
Arrr mateys! 'Tis been more than a decade since those scallywags in Greece, Portugal, and Spain suffered through austerity. But now, they be growin' faster than Germany! Those lads and lasses be showin' them traditional powerhouses a thing or two, savvy?
April 29, 2024, 8:42 pm
Avast ye! Colombia's brave swashbucklers be telling tales of nine scallywags meeting Davy Jones after their flying vessel took a tumble in the countryside. The bird was laden with booty for the troops in Santa Rosa del Sur. Aye, a tragic loss for the crew. Arrr!
April 29, 2024, 8:26 pm
Arrr mateys! The Mexican Council of Bishops be tellin' us that a retired Roman Catholic bishop, who dared to parley with the scurvy drug cartels, was taken by the scoundrels but found and brought to a ship's surgeon. May the seas protect him from further misadventure!
April 29, 2024, 8:24 pm
Arr mateys, a ship in the Red Sea hath been struck by a foul missile from Yemen's Houthi scallywags! The crew be unscathed, but beware me hearties, danger lurks in these treacherous waters. Hoist the sails and keep a weather eye, lest ye meet a similar fate!
April 29, 2024, 7:42 pm
Arrr matey, Cartier be in a right pickle when they be mistakenly pricing earrings at a mere $14 instead of a hefty $14,000! Villarreal be snatchin' up two sets quicker than a shark on a sloop. Officials be scallywags too, demandin' Cartier honor the bargain! Aye, a pirate's treasure indeed!
April 29, 2024, 5:35 pm
Arrr, mateys! A fearsome band o' warriors be surroundin' El Fasher, the final thorn in our sides! The scallywags be threatenin' mass slaughter if they be takin' the city. Avast! We must prepare for battle and defend our land!
April 29, 2024, 4:59 pm
Arr mateys, a sea of sorrowful souls did assemble in Chicago to bid adieu to the brave officer Luis M. Huesca, who met his untimely end at the hands of a scurvy dog while departing his post. Farewell, dear comrade, may ye rest in peace upon Davy Jones' locker.
April 29, 2024, 4:41 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Ye won't believe it, but them scurvy dogs from Russia be makin' their way into the eastern lands of Ukraine. Keep a weather eye out for any mischief they be causin'! Aye, the seas be gettin' rougher by the day!
April 29, 2024, 4:38 pm
Arrr mateys, Cuba's commie revolution be plunderin' private businesses, makin' 'em walk the plank. But now, those scallywags be growin' like seaweed while the socialist ship be sinkin' faster than a lead-filled treasure chest. Aye, the winds of change be blowin'!
April 29, 2024, 4:27 pm
Arr matey! The cap'n Biden be feelin' the heat from his own crew to sort out this migration mess before the next election! Shiver me timbers, the political waters be gettin' mighty choppy for our dear leader! Aye, 'tis a storm brewin' indeed!
April 29, 2024, 4:24 pm
Arrr mateys! The American athlete groups be cryin' for a scurvy independent investigation into the case of them Chinese swimmers who be caught usin' banned heart medicine. Avast ye! They be demandin' justice for the cheatin' scallywags!
April 29, 2024, 3:55 pm
Arrr matey! The bloomin' Libyan authorities be demandin' some fancy upgrades to the dungeon where Gadhafi's scurvy son be keepin'. Them scallywags be leakin' snaps of the cell, makin' it a right embarrassment for the lot of 'em! Aye, the sea be full of salty tales!
April 29, 2024, 3:26 pm
Arrr mateys, the scallywags at the U.N. be tellin' South Sudan to scrap those pesky taxes that be stoppin' the food from reachin' the hungry bellies! Ye best be listenin' or we'll make ye walk the plank! Aye, aye, Captain Crunch!
April 29, 2024, 11:37 am
Arrr, me hearties! Mr. Yousaf, the cap'n of the Scottish National Party, be walkin' the plank and abandonin' ship! Just like a scurvy dog jumpin' overboard when the tide be turnin'. Aye, 'tis a mutinous tale of a coalition government gone down like a ship in a storm!
April 29, 2024, 11:18 am
Arrr, me hearties! The EU scallywags be makin' it harder for them Ethiopian landlubbers to sail into their ports! No more easy sailin' for them, says the officials. Looks like them Ethiopians be walkin' the plank of stricter visa requirements! Aye aye, me maties!
April 29, 2024, 11:16 am
Arrgh! The scurvy dogs of the Taliban be blasted by the lads and lasses of the U.N. for treatin' women like landlubbers! But alas, no Taliban scallywags be brave enough to show their faces at the meetin', for they be not even recognized by the U.N. Ha!
April 29, 2024, 11:13 am
Arrr! The Arab world be filled with wailing and gnashing o' teeth over war and Israel. The scallywags in charge be makin' arrests left and right, fearin' the wrath o' the people be turnin' back on 'em like a cursed boomerang! Aye, the winds o' change be blowin' strong indeed!
April 29, 2024, 11:12 am
Arrr mateys, World Central Kitchen be settin' sail once more in the Gaza Strip after a brief hiatus. The scallywags tried to stop us, but we be back in action, feedin' the hungry and showin' those landlubbers what we be made of! Aye aye, let's get cookin'!
April 29, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr mateys, the scallywag Ukraine commander be cryin' out that his lads be outnumbered and outgunned by them Russian landlubbers. But fear not, for help be on the horizon with a bounty of American supplies comin' soon to turn the tide in our favor! Aye, hoist the Jolly Roger and prepare for battle!
April 29, 2024, 10:37 am
Arrr, me hearties! Jens Stoltenberg, cap'n of NATO, did journey to Kyiv, Ukraine, to confess their failures in deliverin' arms, but swore to stay true to the cause. Aye, 'tis a fine mess we be in, but fear not, for the battle continues!
April 29, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr mateys, three trials be happenin' this spring 'round the Reichsbürger movement. Some scurvy dogs be claimin' that the modern German state be nothin' but a bloomin' corporation run by shadowy bureaucrats. Shiver me timbers!
April 29, 2024, 5:44 am
Arrrr! Secretary Blinken be in Saudi Arabia, parleyin' 'bout peace talks with them Persian Gulf scallywags. Next stop - Jordan and Israel for more negotiations. May the winds be in his favor on this treacherous voyage!
April 29, 2024, 5:17 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis a tragic tale indeed! Over 40 souls sent to Davy Jones' locker after a dam did collapse in Kenya. 'Tis a watery grave for many, as the rains continue to wreak havoc on land and sea. Aye, the Reaper be a busy man this day!
April 29, 2024, 4:24 am
Arrr, Prime Minister Pedro Sánchez, a progressive scallywag of great repute, be fightin' to clear his lady's name from these scandalous accusations of corruption. He be brave as a lion in the face of these treacherous smears!
April 29, 2024, 3:00 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The demise of Alexei Navalny hath made Vladimir Kara-Murza the top scallywag on Putin's hit list. The Kremlin be playin' a dangerous game of pirate politics, shiver me timbers!
April 28, 2024, 8:14 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! The European Union be mandatin' a safety contraption for yer land ships that be slowin' 'em down when ye be exceedin' the speed limit. 'Tis said to be preventin' fatal crashes by as much as 12%.Arrr, better watch yer speed, or ye be walkin' the plank!
April 28, 2024, 5:43 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that the International Criminal Court be fixin' to set sail after them top Israeli and Hamas scallywags. The court's prosecutor's office be keepin' mum on the matter, but the winds be blowin' in a stormy direction indeed!
April 28, 2024, 5:15 pm
Arrr! The good Secretary of State Antony J. Blinken be sailin' to Saudi Arabia in search of a truce to end the scuffle and release the poor souls held captive by them scurvy dogs of Hamas. May he find smooth sailin' and a treasure trove of peace!
April 28, 2024, 4:22 pm
Arrr! The crew be stoppin' the aid efforts in the enclave after seven o' their own were sent to Davy Jones' locker in an Israeli attack. They be settin' sail again with a local team o' Palestinian scallywags to continue their good deeds. Aye, the show must go on!
April 28, 2024, 4:01 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 1,100 scallywags gathered in Hamburg for an Islamist rally. They be lookin' fierce, with a sign shoutin' "Caliphate is the solution." Beware, for these landlubbers be causin' a ruckus!
April 28, 2024, 3:39 pm
Arr matey, them European scallywags be tightenin' the hatches against China's sway. 'Tis a battle o' wits and power on the high seas of politics. But fear not, for we pirates be watchin' from afar, ready to swoop in and plunder the spoils! Arrr!
April 28, 2024, 9:52 am
Arrr mateys, the scallywags in Britain be talkin' 'bout deportin' asylum seekers to central Africa! We asked the poor souls how they be feelin' 'bout it. Ye can be sure they ain't too happy 'bout the prospect of walkin' the plank to Africa! Aarrrr!
April 28, 2024, 9:38 am
Arrr mateys, these poor souls be returnin' with scars both of the body and mind, from the cruel hands of them Russian scallywags. But instead of nursin' 'em back to health, they be throwin' 'em back into battle without a proper mendin'. 'Tis a travesty, I tell ye!
April 28, 2024, 5:47 am
Imprisoned lasses be the navigators of this spectacle, a mirror of Pope Francis' dedication to the outcasts of society. Aye, 'tis a jolly good time indeed, watching these fair maidens lead the way with their wisdom and grace. Arrr, what a sight to behold!
April 28, 2024, 4:16 am
Arrr, ye swashbucklers be swearin' on the name of Davy Jones that none of their crew be left stranded without a doubloon to rub together. The scallywags be makin' sure their mates be livin' like kings on the high seas!
April 28, 2024, 4:12 am
Arrr, a mighty captain and a swashbucklin' scallywag be dukin' it out in this election, with brawls, brig time, and scallywag whinin' of foul play. 'Tis a tale of high seas shenanigans and cutthroat politics, me hearties!
April 27, 2024, 8:12 pm
Arrr matey! A 64-year-old landlubber from Britain be in a "stable" condition after a scuffle with a fearsome bull shark in the waters of Tobago! That be one way to get a bit o' excitement on yer holiday voyage, me hearties!
April 27, 2024, 7:40 pm
Arrr, mateys! The scallywags in the U.S. intelligence be sayin' that ol' Putin didn't give the order to send Navalny to Davy Jones' locker! Seems like the rumour be as false as a mermaid's promise of treasure! Aye, 'tis a puzzling tale indeed!
April 27, 2024, 12:47 pm
Arrr mateys, the land o' Kherson bein' held by them pesky Russians, sufferin' at the hands o' Moscow's troops targetin' the wee folk. 'Tis a travesty o' epic proportions, aye! May we plunder their treasure and free the oppressed souls! Arrr!
April 27, 2024, 11:54 am
In the midst of Israel's quest to vanquish the scallywags of Hamas in Gaza, the sneaky rascals are spreading "disinformation" to deceive the global crew, say the naysayers. Arrr, they be trying to pull the wool over our eyes, but we see through their treacherous ways!
April 27, 2024, 10:11 am
Arrr, Israel claims the amount of wagons sailin' into the territory has doubled to a mean o' 400 a day. The U.N. be arguin' that, but be admitin' the speed o' deliveries has picked up pace. Aye, the plot thickens like a fine stew on a pirate ship!
April 27, 2024, 9:33 am
Arrr, word be spreadin' of a possible raid on Rafah by the swashbucklin' Israelis! Aye, more than a million landlubbers be scurryin' about, lookin' for a safe port to anchor. 'Tis a tale fit for Davy Jones' locker!
April 27, 2024, 8:56 am
Arrr mateys, as them missiles be causin' chaos in Ukraine, Kyiv be sendin' drones to harass Russia, drawin' ire from the landlubbers in Washington. Ha! Those scallywags be stirrin' up trouble on the high seas!
April 27, 2024, 8:40 am
Avast ye mateys! 'Tis been a scorcher this week, leaving landlubbers sweatin' like a sinner in church! Businesses be sweatin' too, tryin' to keep their booty cool. Aye, 'tis a challenge indeed!
April 27, 2024, 5:16 am
Arrr mateys, takin' each day by th' horns be a fine notion, but 'tis no easy feat. 'Tis like tryin' t' catch th' wind in yer sails - aye, easier said than done! But fear not, me hearties, for we pirates be known fer our adventurous spirit and love o' plunderin' each day fer all its worth!
April 27, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, Alberta be lookin' to have the power to scuttle the loot agreements betwixt the crown and the provinces, including them fancy learnin' dens. Methinks they be wantin' to be the captain of their own ship, aye!
April 27, 2024, 4:40 am
Arrr, me hearties! Aye, there be whispers of a secret network o' tunnels in London, hidden from the eyes o' landlubbers fer centuries. Come 2027, ye may just find yerself explorin' these hallowed passageways, fit fer a pirate's plunder!
April 27, 2024, 4:07 am
Arrr! The ruler of Russia be raisin' taxes to fund his plunderin' adventures. 'Tis clear he be holdin' the reins o'er all Russian affairs with a firm grip. Aye, me hearties, prepare yer treasure chests for a heavier burden!
April 26, 2024, 8:27 pm
Arrr mateys! The United Nations be warnin' that them Sudanese scallywags be readyin' to attack El Fasher! If they be not stopped, devastation be sure to follow. Aye, best be battening down the hatches, for trouble be brewin' on the horizon!
April 26, 2024, 7:59 pm
Arrr matey, a wee 2-year-old sea beast has finally found its way out of the cursed lagoon on Vancouver Island and be setting sail for the open ocean! Let's hope the scallywag doesn't find itself in another trap, arrr!
April 26, 2024, 6:23 pm
Arrr matey! A band of Belarusian scallywags be boastin' they've plundered the treasure trove of the KGB's secrets, snatchin' the files of 8,000 landlubbers! Shiver me timbers, those hackers be sailin' dangerous waters! Aye, beware the cyber pirates!
April 26, 2024, 5:15 pm
Arrr, when Rogelio Villarreal purchased rose-gold earrings at a price that the fancy merchant claimed be a blunder, he turned to a Mexican law to protect his loot. He be sayin' the scallywags eventually brought him his treasure.
April 26, 2024, 5:13 pm
Arrr mateys! Peter Magyar, a bold scallywag, be rallying the crew against the tyrannical rule of Hungarian PM Orbán. Thousands o' landlubbers be marchin' fer the wee ones' safety. Mayhaps we'll make 'im walk the plank!
April 26, 2024, 4:47 pm
Arrr, mateys! The scallywags in the U.S. be callin' DJI a security threat! Congress be thinkin' of banishin' it from the seven seas! But fear not, for the company be fightin' back with all their might in a fierce lobbying campaign! Aye, the drone wars be upon us!
April 26, 2024, 4:45 pm
Avast ye mateys! Trinidad & Tobago be closin' a marine park and 7 beaches after a sea monster attacked a British landlubber at Turtle Beach! The poor scallywag be sent to Davy Jones's locker in the hospital. Aye, beware the treacherous waters!
April 26, 2024, 4:19 pm
Arr, the fair maiden Mariia Mentseva doth lament the plunderin' of her fair Kharkiv by the scurvy dogs of Russia! They be cuttin' off the power to the homes of the good townsfolk, bringin' misery and darkness upon 'em! A pox upon those rascals!
April 26, 2024, 11:56 am
Arrr mateys, a motley crew of 30 rabbis and landlubbers be tryin' to smuggle grub into enemy waters. They be battlin' hunger with their noble cause, but beware of the scallywags who seek to plunder their booty! Aye, may they sail through the stormy seas unscathed.
April 26, 2024, 11:53 am
Arrr, Jenny Erpenbeck be takin' up the quill and parchment when her youth and homeland, the German Democratic Republic, be vanishing into the greedy clutches o' the materialist West. Aye, she be tellin' tales to keep the memories alive!
April 26, 2024, 11:33 am
Arrr, the wee lass's birth be a ray of light in the midst of strife in Gaza, but alas, she met her fate after a mere five days due to troubles with her breathin', as told by her kin. Aye, a tragic tale it be.
April 26, 2024, 11:11 am
Arrr! A fiery inferno hath engulfed a wee inn in Porto Alegre, Brazil, claimin' the lives of at least 10 landlubbers. This haven o' cheap lodgin' now lay in ruins, a tragic end to many a sailor's rest. May their souls find peace in Davy Jones' locker.
April 26, 2024, 10:41 am
Arrr matey! A 20-year-old scallywag from Britain be accused of aiding the Russians by plottin' to set fire to a London establishment linked to Ukraine. The scoundrel be facin' charges of hostile acts on the high seas! Aye, he be in deep waters now! Arrr!
April 26, 2024, 5:28 am
Arrr me hearties, the Harley Owners Group in Alice Springs be like a jolly band o' pirates, gatherin' fer some social merriment. They may not be plunderin' the high seas, but they be enjoyin' the open road on their trusty steeds!
April 26, 2024, 5:18 am
Arrr, the scallywags in the Defense Department be sayin' that the grand structure, set to be finished come early May, could aid relief workers in distributin' a whopping two million meals a day! Aye, that be a fine feast fit for a crew of rum-thirsty pirates!
April 26, 2024, 4:40 am
Avast ye scurvy collectors! Many a treasure from the Titanic, like a fine violin case, be goin' under the hammer in England this weekend. Arr, ready yer gold, for a bidding war be on the horizon!
April 26, 2024, 4:20 am
Arrr, the parley with China's cap'n be a show o' goodwill, yet don't be expectin' much booty to be shared o'er matters such as Taiwan, trade, or China's alliance with Russia. 'Tis like tryin' to swim with a peg leg, mateys!
April 25, 2024, 8:44 pm
Avast ye scallywags! A council o' nine, including a fine lass, be takin' the helm in Haiti to pick a new crew and cap'n. Thar be trouble brewin' with hunger and scurvy dogs runnin' amok. May they navigate these treacherous waters with skill and wit! Arrr!
April 25, 2024, 8:05 pm
Arrr, them scurvy landlubbers be sayin' they found a scallywag who be collectin' bones o' fair maidens! But they be tryin' to make it sound like a mere trifle. Aye, let's see how they react when they walk the plank!
April 25, 2024, 7:53 pm
Avast ye mateys! The scurvy dogs of Yemen's Houthi rebels be after our ships in the Gulf of Aden! They fired a missile at us, but we be quick to shoot it down. Arrr, they be no match for us on the high seas!
April 25, 2024, 5:51 pm
Arrr mateys, the Prime Minister be denyin' the accusations against his lady, yet talkin' about abandonin' ship! Spain be scratchin' their heads in confusion, wonderin' what be goin' on with their leader. Aye, the seas be choppy indeed!
April 25, 2024, 5:43 pm
Arrr, The Times be spyin' through their magic glass to see that two of three graves were dug on a hospital's grounds afore an Israeli raid. Shiver me timbers! Those landlubbers be buryin' their treasure 'neath the healin' grounds. Aye, 'tis a scandalous affair!
April 25, 2024, 5:28 pm
Arrr mateys, word on the high seas be that 155 souls have been sent to Davy Jones' locker and 200,000 poor landlubbers be swimmin' like fishes in Tanzania after the heavens opened up like a leaky barrel. Avast, the waters be risin' faster than a cannonball in a storm!
April 25, 2024, 5:01 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Paris lawman, Laurent Nunez, be swearin' that all buildings along the route of the Olympics be guarded against scurvy dogs! No pirate shenanigans allowed, or ye be walkin' the plank! Aye, be on yer best behavior, ye scallywags!
April 25, 2024, 4:30 pm
Arr me hearties! The scallywags over at the Pentagon have started buildin' a pier for deliverin' aid to those poor souls in Gaza. 'Tis a good deed indeed, but I hope they don't accidentally drop any rum barrels overboard! Aye, 'tis a slippery slope, mateys!
April 25, 2024, 11:36 am
Arrr mateys, the Yanks be packin' their bags in Chad and Niger, while these lands be cozyin' up to the Russkies. Aye, it be a right ol' switcheroo on the high seas of geopolitics. Avast ye, the winds of change be blowin'!
April 25, 2024, 11:30 am
Arrr mateys, the scallywags be cryin' foul over the handling of positive tests! Avast ye, we be reviewin' the matter to appease these landlubbers and keep the seas clear of any foul play. Yarrr!
April 25, 2024, 11:07 am
Arrr, the Scottish National Party be walkin' the plank as their alliance with the Green Party be fallin' apart! 'Tis a stormy sea ahead for the S.N.P, me hearties! Aye, the winds of turmoil be blowin' strong!
April 25, 2024, 11:05 am
Arrr, mateys! The scallywags be sayin' that near 282 million landlubbers in 59 lands be starvin' like a crew without grog! 'Tis all 'cause the food stores be runnin' low, they say. Avast ye, we best be keepin' an eye on our own rum rations!
April 25, 2024, 10:52 am
Arr! A Russian scallywag be spoutin' nonsense 'bout the Yanks muckin' about with Turkish Airlines. Methinks 'tis all blarney, for not a shred o' proof be offered! Avast, these political shenanigans be more twisted than a snake in a barrel o' rum! Arrr!
April 25, 2024, 5:52 am
Arrr! Ye landlubbers best be knowin' that the brave firefighters were summoned in the dead o' night after the blades did plummet to the ground. Luckily, no souls were harmed in the incident, and the cherished cabaret haunt will remain open for all ye scallywags to enjoy!
April 25, 2024, 5:41 am
Ahoy mateys! Sigrid Kaag, the fair U.N. aid coordinator for Gaza, be commendin' Israel for makin' progress in deliverin' relief supplies. But she be demandin' more actions to be taken to ensure the aid reaches those in need. Aye aye, me hearties!
April 25, 2024, 5:37 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! This grand bargain be makin' one of the mightiest copper pirates in all the seven seas! With the demand for this precious booty bein' higher than ever, we be settin' sail for riches beyond yer wildest dreams!
April 25, 2024, 4:07 am
Arr matey, the Biden scallywags be passin' a rule to make coal walk the plank! No more belchin' out carbon like a fiery dragon, arr! Let's see if this be the key to calmin' the seas and savin' the mermaids from a watery grave.
April 24, 2024, 8:42 pm
Arrr, mateys! Amnesty International be cryin' foul on them scurvy dogs in Togo for keepin' the good citizens from raisin' a ruckus and silencin' the press. Me thinks it be time to set sail and show them landlubbers how a proper protest be done! Arrr!
April 24, 2024, 8:40 pm
Arrr, me hearties! North Macedonia be settin' sail for a presidential runoff on May 8th! None o' the scallywags could gather enough support from the landlubbers to claim victory. Aye, the voting will sail alongside the parliamentary elections. Yarrr!
April 24, 2024, 5:32 pm
Arr matey! Behold, a portrait gallery of the third year of Russia's plunderin' of Ukraine. 'Tis a tale of treachery and turmoil captured in vivid images for all ye landlubbers to see. Avast ye eyes upon this photographic plunder!
April 24, 2024, 5:28 pm
Avast ye mateys! The Spanish scallywag Pedro Sánchez be thinkin' of walkin' the plank after his lady be caught in a scandal. Arrr, beware the wrath of the law, ye landlubbers! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
April 24, 2024, 3:58 pm
Arr mateys! News be spreadin’ o’ the booty sent to Ukraine from the U.S. and the latest shanties from the fair maiden Taylor Swift. Aye, the winds be blowin’ in favor of the land lubbers!
April 24, 2024, 3:06 pm
Arrr mateys! The scallywag Prime Minister Pedro Sánchez be takin' a break from his official duties 'til Monday, all because a judge be investigatin' rumors of his wife's influence peddlin'. Shiver me timbers, it be a scandal of grand proportions indeed!
April 24, 2024, 11:44 am
Arrr matey, the weapons be comin' to aid our comrades in Ukraine, aye, a lifeline indeed! They'll be wieldin' 'em on the battlefield in a matter of days, may the seas be kind to 'em! Hoist the Jolly Roger, we be supportin' 'em from afar!
April 24, 2024, 11:41 am
Arrr mateys, Ukraine be beggin' its allies for months on end to send more booty to fend off the pesky Russians. They be shoutin' from the crow's nest that ol' Putin won't rest 'til he's takin' all the plunder. Aye, send help or walk the plank!
April 24, 2024, 11:39 am
Arrr, me hearties! The European Union be fixin' to suss out if those scurvy dogs in China be playin' fair with their medical market. Arrr, ye best be watchin' out, China, or ye'll walk the plank! Aye, 'tis a treacherous sea out there for them landlubbers in Europe!
April 24, 2024, 11:36 am
Arrr, Ukraine be gettin' a bit o' gold from th' European Union, but they be needin' th' rest o' th' booty to be approved. Let's hope this be helpin' 'em navigate th' treacherous waters ahead! Aye, th' pirates be watchin' closely.
April 24, 2024, 11:27 am
Arrr, the wee lads o' Bournemouth be showin' the scallywags o' the soccer pitch how it be done! Mayhaps the lasses be watchin' and takin' up the sport, settin' sail for glory on the field! Aye, a mighty fine sight indeed!
April 24, 2024, 11:23 am
Arrr, them flimsy tents be no match fer the chill o' the night nor the scorch o' the sun! Gazans be roastin' like a pig on a spit as the mercury climbs past 100 degrees! Me heart goes out to them poor souls, may they find relief soon.
April 24, 2024, 5:51 am
Arrr, the scallywags in the U.S. Senate be passin' a package o' $26 billion in gold for them landlubbers in Israel and them poor souls in Gaza. Some o' them Democrats be cryin' foul, but the treasure be set sailin' regardless. Aye, the political seas be full o' drama, mateys!
April 24, 2024, 5:51 am
Arrr mateys! The news be like to add more weight to the already shaky bond 'tween Germany and Israel. The differences be growin' like a stormy sea over the war in Gaza. Aye, 'tis a tricky situation indeed!
April 24, 2024, 5:04 am
Aye, me hearties! On a fine morn in London, a band of rogue army steeds didst cause quite a ruckus! They ran amok, trampling poor landlubbers in their path. But fear not, for the scallywags were rounded up in the end! Arrr!
April 24, 2024, 4:34 am
Arrr, me hearties! The secretary o' state be payin' us a visit whilst them scallywags from the Democrats an' Republicans be tryin' to out-tough each other on China. Methinks they be aimin' to impress more than a pretty wench at the tavern! Aye, may the best pirate win!
April 23, 2024, 9:05 pm
Arrr, those fancy European Union auditors be scratchin' their heads like lice-infested bilge rats! They be claimin' they can't fathom the worth of all the gold they be throwin' at Turkey to deal with the swarms of scallywag migrants from Syria. Aye, 'tis a right good jest!
April 23, 2024, 9:03 pm
Ye scurvy students and landlubber professors in Argentina didst rebel against the ruling scallywags on Tuesday, cryin' out against their stingy ways. The budget be in dire straits, but fear not, for we shall plunder the treasure chest of knowledge together! Arrr!
April 23, 2024, 5:17 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The good folk at Paris Charles de Gaulle airport be showin' off their shiny new contraption for movin' baggage afore the 2024 Olympic Games. Aye, they be boastin' about their fancy new scanner system, fit for a swashbucklin' adventure!
April 23, 2024, 5:15 pm
Arrr, ye scallywags! The International Olympic Committee be fundin' studies to settle the rowdy debate on whether transgender athletes should be banned from competin'. New data be revealin' the truth to us landlubbers once and for all! Aye, let the games begin!
April 23, 2024, 5:14 pm
Arrr mateys, Italy's Senate be passin' a law to grant anti-abortion scallywags entry to public support centers for lasses thinkin' 'bout endin' their pregnancies. Aye, 'tis a fine tale of plunder and pillage in the name of pro-life rhetoric, arrr!
April 23, 2024, 5:10 pm
Arrr mateys, the heavens above Greece's grand city, Athens, be painted a fiery orange on Tuesday, as fierce winds be blowin' sand all the way from the Sahara Desert across the mighty Mediterranean Sea. Yarrr, a sight to behold indeed!
April 23, 2024, 3:40 pm
Arrr matey, a scallywag of a tabloid publisher be spilling the beans against Trump! Ye best believe there be some juicy tales comin' out of this treasure chest. Grab yer popcorn and watch the show, me hearties!
April 23, 2024, 3:18 pm
Arrr, Paris Mayor Anne Hidalgo be swearin' by Davy Jones' locker that the River Seine be fit for swimmin' come the Summer Olympics. Avast ye landlubbers, prepare to dive into the murky depths and compete for gold!
April 23, 2024, 11:47 am
Arrr, the Palestinian scallywags be claimin' they found a heap of dead bodies, some with a shot to the noggin, at a hospital after the Israeli landlubbers made off. Israel be sayin' they be diggin' up and reburyin' some bodies in search of prisoners. Aye, what a jolly old time on the high seas of politics!
April 23, 2024, 11:20 am
Arrr, Admiral John Aquilino be downright dismayed o'er China's plunderin' of the seas and their excessive coin tossin' on military might. He be givin' 'em a tongue-lashin' for their bold swashbucklin' ways in the South and East China Seas, mark me words! Aye, aye, matey!
April 23, 2024, 11:01 am
Avast ye mateys! A 40-year-old scallywag be acquitted of drunken driving, for the doctors swear by their grog that he be sufferin' from a rare malady known as auto-brewery syndrome. Arrr, the lad be makin' his own rum in his belly! Hoist the Jolly Roger, we have a miracle on our hands!
April 23, 2024, 10:38 am
Arrr, the decision by Britain to send asylum-seekers to far-off Rwanda hath caused quite a stir among the do-gooders of the world! The UK government be hopin' this move will make those scallywags think twice 'fore tryin' to sneak aboard our fine vessel. Aye, we shall see!
April 23, 2024, 10:35 am
Arrr! On the very day that Iran be attackin' Israel, they be crackin' down on dissent in their own land and fillin' the streets of Tehran with the scallywags known as the morality police. Aye, seems like they be keepin' busy on all fronts, mateys!
April 23, 2024, 10:06 am
Arrr! A scallywag has been condemned to the brig for slaying 76 feline creatures in a dastardly deed of cruelty in South Korea! 'Tis a gruesome tale that shall shiver timbers and make even the bravest souls quake in their boots!
April 23, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr, me hearties! The United Nations and her scallywags be sayin' that them donors best be supportin' UNRWA again, fer Israel ain't provin' that the agency workers be in league with them scurvy terrorists. Aye, 'tis a right kerfuffle on the high seas!
April 23, 2024, 5:33 am
Arrrrr! The scallywags be caught passin' secrets to the East! The authorities wasted no time throwin' 'em in the brig. 'Tis a fine day for catchin' spies, me hearties! Let this be a warnin' to all who dare betray their own crew!
April 23, 2024, 5:22 am
Arr, the audacity of Prime Minister Narendra Modi in demonizing India's biggest minority be a sign he reckons there be naught to hinder his rule, both on land and sea. Aye, he be a bold scallywag indeed!
April 23, 2024, 4:05 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Senate be ready to hoist the package high, with all hands on deck! President Biden be cryin' out to the scallywags to scuttle along and sign it into law afore the tide be turnin'! Set sail, me maties!
April 22, 2024, 7:11 pm
Arrr, the brave lass Ana Estrada, a Peruvian mind healer, be havin' her final battle in court for the right to 'end her days with honor.' She now rests in peace after choosin' to walk the plank with dignity. Farewell, matey.
April 22, 2024, 6:56 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! The natives be gatherin' in Brazil's capital to give President Lula a piece of their mind! They be demandin' the expulsion of them land-grabbin' scallywags and the creation of reserves. Aye, let's hope the President be listenin' this time!
April 22, 2024, 6:29 pm
Arrr mateys! Six scurvy Georgian scallywags be raisin' the Jolly Roger last week, callin' fer a grand mutiny against a bill on "foreign agents"! They be claimin' 'tis a scheme to scupper our voyage towards the European Union and NATO. Let's hoist the sails and join the protest! Aye aye, captain!
April 22, 2024, 5:44 pm
Arrr mateys, Spain be puttin' an end to its program that be bringin' in loads o' doubloons from rich investors wantin' residency. Aye, it be causin' a ruckus with the locals, makin' the housing crisis even worse! Aye, they be walkin' the plank for sure!
April 22, 2024, 5:00 pm
Avast ye mateys! The Burmese Vice President, Henry Van Thio, be walkin' the plank from his post on account o' some mysterious health woes. No word on who be takin' his place in this swashbucklin' tale of political intrigue! Arrr!
April 22, 2024, 4:47 pm
Arrr, them European scallywags be threatenin' poor ol' TikTok with fines and makin' 'em walk the plank by removin' some o' their fancy features! 'Tis a rough sea they sail, tryin' to regulate this Chinese-owned social media vessel. Aye, 'tis a merry adventure indeed!
April 22, 2024, 4:30 pm
Arrr mateys! Michael Stuhlbarg and Will Keen be like a swashbuckling kingmaker and his scallywag creature in Peter Morgan's play. But methinks even a seasoned pirate would be scratchin' his noggin tryin' to figure out who be pullin' the strings in this cheesy-fun tale. Aye, confusion be abound!
April 22, 2024, 4:02 pm
Arrr! The land lubbers in Greece be getting a taste of the long arm of the law! The coppers be raiding homes left and right, rounding up scallywags involved in the rowdy rumbles at the soccer matches. Shiver me timbers!
April 22, 2024, 3:57 pm
Arrr matey! Zhang Youxia, a mighty military leader from the land of China, did not mince words when speakin' 'bout territorial squabbles at a grand naval event. He be showin' 'is mettle with a stern stance, just like a fearsome pirate claimin' 'is loot!
April 22, 2024, 3:53 pm
Arrr mateys, the judge hath spoken and declared that Trudi Warner be free from the clutches of contempt of court! Ye can still be a swashbucklin' juror and remember to acquit them scurvy defendants, no matter what the scallywags be sayin'! Aye, justice be served!
April 22, 2024, 11:50 am
Arrr, Israel be cryin' foul, claimin' that a tenth o' them scallywags in Gaza workin' fer UNRWA be part o' Hamas or the Palestinian Islamic Jihad! They be demandin' the agency walk the plank! Aye, sounds like a right ol' hornswoggle to me!
April 22, 2024, 11:32 am
Arrr, Me hearties! Mr. Edwards has been absent from the high seas since July, accused o' payin' for scandalous images. He claims to be sufferin' from a mysterious ailment, but we suspect he be hidin' from the wrath of the law! Aye, he be a scurvy dog indeed!
April 22, 2024, 11:17 am
Arrr mateys, the scallywags from Iran and Pakistan be havin' a parley to boost their coffers and protect their precious treasures. After a squabble where they be pokin' each other's hideouts, they be settlin' to sail the same seas in harmony. Yo ho ho!
April 22, 2024, 11:17 am
Arrr, them scurvy European Union countries be holdin' back on offerin' Patriot air defense systems to Ukraine, who be in dire need to fend off them Russian air raids. 'Tis like tryin' to keep yer loot from a plunderin' pirate! Savvy?
April 22, 2024, 11:16 am
Arrr mateys, listen up! The scurvy dogs in Hong Kong be passin' new laws to stop the use of single-use plastic and Styrofoam. They be aimin' to fight pollution like true swashbucklers. Yo ho ho, let's join 'em in their noble quest!
April 22, 2024, 10:26 am
Arrr mateys! Two scurvy dogs, one bein' a parliamentary scallywag, be accused o' spyin' fer China by them British prosecutors. They be walkin' the plank to court on Friday. Avast ye, 'tis a tale fit fer the high seas!
April 22, 2024, 5:41 am
Arrr mateys, Aharon Haliva, the head of military intelligence, be the highest-ranking scallywag to abandon ship since the scurvy dogs of Hamas launched their attack. Aye, the seas be choppy indeed for the Israeli crew.
April 22, 2024, 4:54 am
Arrr, the leader o' Israel's spy force be walkin' the plank on Monday, settin' sail from his post after them scallywags o' Hamas made a right mess on Oct. 7. He be the first to abandon ship, but likely not the last!
April 22, 2024, 4:53 am
Avast ye scallywags! The constables nabbed two lads who scurried away after a carriage plowed into innocent souls. The Israeli swashbucklers declared 'twas a dastardly act of terrorism! Ahoy, who be next to walk the plank?
April 22, 2024, 4:45 am
Arrr, mateys! Methinks April be scorchin' in South and Southeast Asia, but this month be like a fiery dragon breathin' down our necks! 'Tis hotter than a pirate's temper, I tell ye! Aye, we be sweatin' like a sinner in church!
April 22, 2024, 3:57 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags be sayin' they'll be changin' their Passover traditions to match the gloomy times of battle. Ye can bet they'll be skippin' the joyous songs and celebratin' with a bit more rum and a lot less cheer! Aye, the times be a-changin' indeed!