September 7, 2024, 4:15 pm
Arrr! With landlubbers and officials pointin’ fingers at them Israeli sea dogs firin’ the deadly cannonballs, the kin be sayin’, “An Israeli inquiry be naught but a fish tale!” Aye, they be needin’ a proper court of the high seas for this ruckus!
September 7, 2024, 2:31 pm
Arrr! Four souls have shuffled off this mortal coil, and thousands be makin' their hasty escape, as Yagi, the fierce tempest, unleashed her wrath upon northern Vietnam, blowin' like a drunken sailor and drenchin' the land with buckets of rain! Avast, 'tis a wild ride, mateys!
September 7, 2024, 11:45 am
Avast ye! For the first time, the cap'ns of the U.S. and British spy ships be makin' a grand appearance! They be jawin' 'bout Ukraine's bold raid on Russia and the ruckus in Gaza. Aye, a right merry meetin' of secretive sea dogs, if I do say so!
September 7, 2024, 11:13 am
Arrr! A scallywag's close-fought win fer Captain Modi be doin' naught to quench the ruckus 'mong the landlubbers! Instead o' calm seas, the squabbles be stirrin' like a cauldron o' crabs! Aye, the Hindu sails still catch the wind, but the storm brews on, me hearties!
September 7, 2024, 11:05 am
Arrr, matey! Russia’s bold quest fer Pokrovsk be stuck like a barnacle on a hull, but fear not! Their scallywag forces be pressin’ onward in other corners of eastern Ukraine, and their sky cannons still rain hellfire upon the land! Avast and hoist the Jolly Roger!
September 7, 2024, 8:11 am
Arrr, me hearties! As the U.S. election storm brews, the Israelis be shakin' in their boots! What manner of scallywag will take the helm? Will they be friend or foe, or just a right merry jester? Only Davy Jones knows, savvy?
September 7, 2024, 5:33 am
Arrr, me hearties! The U.S. and European mates be shoutin' threats o' sanctions if Iran be passin' weapons to use against Ukraine! But with ol' Biden bein' as useful as a barnacle on a ship's bottom, who knows if a proper response be comin', savvy?
September 7, 2024, 5:28 am
Arrr, matey! Israel be claimin’ it fired a “fine shot” at them Hamas scallywags hidin’ in a school fort in the north. But shiver me timbers! Local healers be reportin’ a few poor souls took a trip to Davy Jones’ locker while seekin’ refuge. Avast, what a pickle!
September 7, 2024, 5:11 am
Arrr, me hearties! Ponder we the woe of the wayward sportin’ matey! Cast adrift from the realm of games, ‘tis a sorrowful soul, missin’ the thrill o’ victory and scallywag shenanigans! Aye, they be as lost as a ship without a compass!
September 7, 2024, 5:02 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags o' Ontario's treasure keepers be shoutin' warnings 'bout three cursed websites, claimin' to be credit unions! But alas, they be as powerless as a landlubber in a storm, unable to send those foul sites to Davy Jones' locker! Har har!
September 6, 2024, 5:44 pm
Arrr! A mighty raid by the Israeli sea dogs lasted a fortnight, plunderin' the occupied lands, claimin' at least 39 souls, say the landlubber officials! 'Tis the most raucous fracas in ages! Avast, the seas be runnin' red with mischief!
September 6, 2024, 4:53 pm
Arrr, her feisty quill be battlin' for the lasses, the scallywags of all sorts, and other fine causes! She be a true buccaneer of words, turnin' her land into the fanciest of progressive ports in all the European seas! Shiver me timbers, what a gal!
September 6, 2024, 4:32 pm
Arrr, matey! The mighty tempest Yagi be crashin' upon the shores of Hainan like a drunken sailor! This fearsome squall be settin' its sights on Vietnam come Saturday, ready to plunder the calm. Batten down the hatches, or ye might be swimmin' with the fishies!
September 6, 2024, 3:18 pm
Arrr, matey! Prime Minister Netanyahu be sayin’ that linin’ up the Philadelphi Corridor be more than guardin’ the treasure; it’s to keep them scallywags of Hamas from pilferin’ Israeli hostages and sailin’ 'em off to the land o’ Iran! Avast, what a ruckus!
September 6, 2024, 2:49 pm
Arrr, on Thursday, the scallywags o' South Korea be callin' out the North for sendin' a fleet o' rubbish balloons across the briny deep! A right merry game o' tossin' trash, it be! Aye, the seas be rough, but the nonsense be plenty!
September 6, 2024, 12:25 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The great Māori king, Tūheitia Pōtatau Te Wherowhero VII, has sailed to Davy Jones' locker at 69 years! Now, his lass, Ngā wai hono i te po, 27, takes the crown—makin' her the second lass to rule! May the seas be ever in her favor!
September 6, 2024, 11:41 am
Arrr, matey! This land’s a right ruckus, with scallywags wagin' war ‘gainst each other. Civvies be meetin’ a grim fate—killin’, ravagin’, and all manner o’ torment, even the wee ones! Aye, it’s stirrin’ up trouble ‘mongst the neighbors, like a cannonball in a fish barrel!
September 6, 2024, 11:30 am
Arrr, matey! The jolly pastime o' the world be twisted by that scallywag called social media! Aye, it be a fine treasure, but beware! One wrong turn, and ye may find yerself walkin' the plank of folly! Har har!
September 6, 2024, 11:07 am
Arrr, me hearties! A fiery blaze in a Kenyan school dorm be sendin’ 17 souls to Davy Jones' locker, with 13 more singed like a burnt biscuit! The coppers be scratchin' their noggins, wonderin' how it all came to pass, fearin' the count may yet climb higher!
September 6, 2024, 9:55 am
Arrr, matey! A scallywag from the American crew has shuffled off this mortal coil during a ruckus in the West Bank! The State Department be aware of this sad tale of Aysenur Ezgi Eygi, but they be keepin’ their lips sealed tighter than a treasure chest! Savvy?
September 6, 2024, 9:06 am
Arrr, matey! Milestii Mici be the grandest hoardin' of vino in all the seven seas! 'Tis a labyrinth o' tunnels, each named for the fine grog they keep below the earth. Aye, a true treasure for any swashbucklin' soul with a taste for the grape!
September 6, 2024, 7:28 am
Avast ye! A fresh Ph.D. lass took to the earth in a forest older than a sea dog’s tales—53 million years, mind ye! She unearthed peculiar plant bones, discoverin’ new species, as if Mother Nature be collectin’ rare treasures fer her own curious chest! Arrr!
September 6, 2024, 5:44 am
Arrr, the good folk be countin' the spoils of mayhem from a ten-day siege, aye! 'Twas a right deadly affair, the likes o' which haven’t been seen in many a moon in the West Bank's cursed lands. Aye, what a ruckus, matey!
September 6, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr, the emirate be usin’ its sway with them scallywags of Hamas to call for a peace parley with Israel! But as one wise matey quoth, “The final say be with the ruffians swingin’ swords on the field, aye!”
September 6, 2024, 4:27 am
Arrr, President Ruto be callin' the tidin's “devastatin’!” A fiery inferno be raisin’ the alarm ‘bout the safety o’ our fine Kenyan schoolhouses. Avast ye! Let’s hope the young scallywags stay clear o' the flames, or else we’ll be needin’ a fleet o’ fire extinguishers!
September 6, 2024, 4:09 am
Arrr, matey! Other scallywags hand themselves an A for tryin’ after takin’ on the Dutch wenches in wheelchairs, who be as fearsome as a kraken at the Paris Games! Gold be their treasure, and we be just swabbin’ the deck! Har har!
September 6, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! The U.S., U.K., and a scallywag crew o' nations joined forces to scare off them pesky Houthis from plundering our ships in the Red Sea. But lo and behold, 'tis been nearly a year and they're still at it, like a dog on a bone!
September 5, 2024, 6:16 pm
Arrr, a French lass, brave as a sea dog, be spillin' her tale o' woe in court! For near a decade, she’s danced with scallywags, claimin' they’ve drugged and assaulted her! A right pickle, that be! Let’s hope she finds fair winds in her sails!
September 5, 2024, 5:56 pm
Arrr, matey! These fine havens be battlin' the foul winds of climate change and savin’ Mother Nature from Davy Jones' locker! But alas, their efforts to keep critters cozy be as patchy as a ship's old sail! Aye, we need a jolly good fixin’!
September 5, 2024, 5:35 pm
Avast, me hearties! On Thursday, while the good folk of southern Gaza were gettin' their jabs, a cannonball flew, claimin' four souls right where the needles had just danced! Talk about a rough sea of misfortune, eh? Aye, it be a curious twist of fate!
September 5, 2024, 5:07 pm
Arrr, matey! Gisèle Pelicot be spin’ a yarn o’ horror, claimin' the scallywags in blue be sayin’ her matey had her under a foul spell for years, lettin' raucous blokes aboard to join in the wickedness! Aye, ’tis a tale fit for a cursed sea shanty!
September 5, 2024, 12:48 pm
Ahoy, matey! While Niagara Falls be the grand jewel o' Canada, there be treasure troves o’ sights ‘n adventures awaitin’ ye! So hoist the sails for an unforgettable voyage, fer the land o' maple and moose be full o’ merriment and mischief! Arrr!
September 5, 2024, 12:10 pm
Arrr, matey! The German sea dogs took aim and sent a scallywag to Davy Jones’ locker! This rascal, thinkin' to strike at the Israeli treasure chest in Munich, met his fate on a fine Thursday! Avast, no more plottin' for ye!
September 5, 2024, 11:53 am
Arrr, the Russian captain be laughin' at Ukraine's bold raid on Kursk! He claims those scallywags be makin' a blunder, thinkin' they could sway the mighty Moscow from plunderin' the Donbas! Aye, what a jolly jest on the high seas of war!
September 5, 2024, 11:51 am
Arrr, matey! The good ol’ United States be lendin’ a hand to Kenya’s crew, sendin’ a band o’ brave souls to aid the Haitian lawmen in their scuffle against rascally gangs! 'Tis a merry alliance on the high seas of law 'n order, aye!
September 5, 2024, 11:44 am
Arrr! A band o’ U.N. scallywags be diggin’ up the bones o’ the fallen for years, but now the landlubber Iraqi captain be givin’ ‘em the boot! Aye, many a grave still waits fer a good rummagin’! What a treasure hunt gone awry, I say!
September 5, 2024, 10:47 am
Avast ye hearties! The Crown's mighty Prosecution Service be throwin' in the towel on the case o' that scallywag Harvey Weinstein, once a flashy producer in Tinseltown. Aye, 'tis a merry jest, for even the law be takin' a break from the high seas of justice! Arrr!
September 5, 2024, 10:33 am
Arrr! Captain Putin be castin' his lot with the fair Vice President Harris in the grand race for the throne, sayin' that ol' Trump be as fickle as the sea! A fine choice, methinks, for even the blackest of flags can’t hide a scallywag’s nature! Avast!
September 5, 2024, 8:31 am
Arrr, matey! This week, Captain Netanyahu be spoutin’ to the landlubbers o’ the press 'bout his stubborn hold on the Philadelphi Corridor, even in a truce! Aye, he be clutchin' it tighter than a pirate's grip on his booty! Savvy?
September 5, 2024, 7:50 am
Arrr, four scallywags met their fate when the grand Bayesian ship went belly up near Sicily! Trapped like sardines in a tin, they ran outta breath 'fore they could say, "Shiver me timbers!" Local tales be sayin’ they were more fish than men in the end!
September 5, 2024, 5:58 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags in charge be pointin’ their fingers at fair Alice Guo, claimin’ she’s a right wench for them nefarious buccaneers o’ the internet, swindlin’ good folk and shanghaein’ souls! And they be wonderin’ if she hails from the far-off shores of China! Har har!
September 5, 2024, 5:42 am
Arrr, matey! As the first round o’ jabs wrapped up, a cannonball plundered a hospital yard in Gaza, where landlubbers were seekin' cover, so says the gossip o' the Palestinian sea! Avast, 'tis a right ruckus!
September 5, 2024, 5:41 am
Arrr, matey! At the Paris Games, the repair scallywags be mendin' all manner o' cursed contraptions! From crooked chariots for the land-lubbers to shattered spyglasses for the sun-bright sea dogs, they be fixin’ it all! Aye, what a hoot!
September 5, 2024, 5:34 am
Arrr, fer many a lass o' the trans seas, the Catholic Church be a cozy cove, and Pope Francis be a jolly captain! Aye, 'tis a fine irony, seekin' refuge in the holy hull while sailin' the stormy waters of society! Har har!
September 4, 2024, 7:57 pm
Arrr, matey! Two sky pirates o' the U.S. Air Force be flyin' their metal birds in the frosty lands of Finland! One brave soul dared to land upon a roadway, claimin’ they can take to the skies from any ol' patch o' ground. Avast, what a merry sight!
September 4, 2024, 6:42 pm
Avast, me hearties! A new ship of wayward souls be sighted in the treacherous English Channel, just a day after a dozen poor scallywags met Davy Jones ‘neath the waves! Seems the sea be holdin' more mischief than a barrel o' rum on a stormy night! Arrr!
September 4, 2024, 5:51 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The landlubber scallywags of the U.S. Army be spyin’ into the curious fate of a sailor who shuffled off his mortal coil whilst a-guardin’ Camp Kościuszko in the Polish port of Poznan. Methinks he be findin’ Davy Jones’ locker a tad too early!
September 4, 2024, 4:22 pm
Avast, mateys! After many a moon of bureaucratic blunders, Grenfell Tower be a cursed ship of doom! A report, fresh off the presses, declares it a right death trap, fit for no sailor, but a scallywag’s folly! Arrr, 'tis a tale of woe for all landlubbers!
September 4, 2024, 11:37 am
Arrr, three years into the captain's reign, they’ve penned down their scallywag rules tighter than a ship's hold! Now, 'tis illegal fer lasses to raise their voices in the public square. Blimey, what a jolly mess; even a parrot’d be silenced!
September 4, 2024, 11:35 am
Arrr, matey! Just a day after a fearsome blow to the east, those rascally Russians went plunderin’ again, layin’ siege to a heap of cities! Aye, the Ukrainians be spittin’ mad over it—like a parrot with a sore throat! Avast, the seas be churning with mischief!
September 4, 2024, 5:54 am
Arrr, President Zelensky be readyin' to shake up his crew like a stormy sea since them scallywags from Moscow raided in 2022! Meanwhile, brave souls be diggin' through the wreckage o' a nasty blow in eastern Ukraine, as them pesky Russians be strikin' anew! Avast, what a hullabaloo!
September 4, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr, me hearties! A tale spun from a 1999 sky plunderin' sparked a tempest on the social seas! Critics be shoutin' that the scallywags of the skies be miscast as Hindus, when they be more like rum-soaked scallywags! Avast, TV, ye've set sail into stormy waters!
September 4, 2024, 5:32 am
Arrr, a fair lass from the South Seas, with roots in Nigeria, be walkin' the plank o' beauty! But lo! Her charms stirred a storm o' grumpy sea-dogs, spoutin' anti-immigrant ruckus. So, she dropped anchor and sailed away from the pageant seas—better luck on another voyage, me heartie!
September 4, 2024, 5:32 am
Arrr, matey! A scallywag report be layin' blame fer Britain’s fiercest fire since the great war, sayin’ greedy miscreants cut corners and sold shoddy ships! The inferno claimed 72 souls! Aye, ‘tis a tale of treasure lost and pirate shenanigans gone awry!
September 4, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! Israel be holdin' fast to its course, ne'er lettin' Hamas hoist the black flag again in Gaza! Even with Biden’s blusterin’ fer a hostage deal, they ain't about to be throwin' away their hard-won treasure! Aye, stubborn as a barnacle on a ship's hull, they be!
September 3, 2024, 8:59 pm
Arrr, matey! It be said that ol' Kim Jong Un be sendin' 30 scallywags to Davy Jones' locker after the summer storms left a mess in his treasure hoard. Aye, it seems even the fiercest captain can't handle a watery fate!
September 3, 2024, 5:51 pm
Yarr matey! The scallywags be plunderin’ more ‘n more, sayin' the land of Iraq be shakin’ with mischief whilst the Yanks be haggling over how to stow away their cannon fire! A right jolly mess, it be! Arrr!
September 3, 2024, 5:40 pm
Arrr, matey! The fine folk be still plunderin’ for survivors after those scallywag missiles struck a Ukrainian port city on Tuesday! Aye, the ruckus be part of a years-long hullabaloo that be makin’ Davy Jones himself chuckle! Avast, war be a right troublesome treasure hunt!
September 3, 2024, 5:18 pm
Arrr! In ruckus and row, many a landlubber in Israel be demandin' their captain, Netanyahu, to set the hostages free before sinkin' the Hamas scallywags! But lo and behold, he be stickin' to his guns 'n' sailin' a course of his own! Avast, what a merry mess!
September 3, 2024, 4:34 pm
Arrr! On the mornin' tide, U.S. sea dogs did brandish the law against that scallywag Yahya Sinwar and his merry band of ruffians for their dastardly deeds on the seventh day of October, two-thousand and twenty-three! A right bloody mess, it be!
September 3, 2024, 3:40 pm
Arrr, matey! The Pacific be the grandest and deepest of the watery realms, stretchin' 'bout 63 million square miles! Aye, her age be as ancient as a shipwrecked sailor's tale. So hoist yer grog and salute the oldest of the sea's great basins!
September 3, 2024, 11:59 am
Arrr, they be sayin' the cap'n of Ukrenergo be a scallywag for not bolstin' the energy fortress! Now, with them pesky Russians rainin’ down cannonballs, the lights be flickerin’ like a drunken sailor on shore leave! How’s a pirate to find his rum in the dark, eh?
September 3, 2024, 11:21 am
Arrr, me hearties! Them Ukrainian scalawags be all in a tizzy over that Russian buccaneer's jaunt, swearin' they’ll make Mongolia pay the price! Aye, consequences be comin’, like a stormy sea after a raucous rum feast! Avast, watch yer backs, ye landlubbers!
September 3, 2024, 11:15 am
Arrr, mateys! This week, that scallywag Putin docked in Mongolia, all swaggerin' and grinnin', even with a bounty on his head from the ICC! Aye, talk about a pirate's luck—sailin' 'round with a warrant as his parley flag! What a jolly jape!
September 3, 2024, 11:03 am
Arrr, matey! Two cannonballs of destruction struck a school o’ learnin’ and a healers’ den in Poltava, Ukraine, as the crafty Captain Zelensky be reportin’! A right ruckus, I say! What kind o’ scallywag brings such mischief to the land o' knowledge and care? Blimey!
September 3, 2024, 10:03 am
Arrr! The brave U.S. crew and their merry mates in Syria snagged a swab of ISIS, a scallywag who helped his mates skedaddle from the brig! Aye, that scurvy lot be tryin’ to rise from the depths like a ghost ship, but we’ll be sendin’ ‘em back to Davy Jones!
September 3, 2024, 8:02 am
Ahoy, me hearties! A band o' brave souls be risin' to save the poor souls, for ten hearty migrants met Davy Jones when their ship took a tumble ‘cross the Channel from France to Britain, so says the gossip from La Voix du Nord! Avast, what a scallywag of a journey!
September 3, 2024, 5:37 am
Arrr, ye landlubbers! Turkish scallywags nabbed a crew of 15 rogues, they did! But fret not, for the two brave sailors have sailed back to their trusty vessel, safe as a treasure chest! Yarr, U.S. mates be confirm'n this merry tale!
September 3, 2024, 5:19 am
Arrr, matey! In ruckus and uproar, the Israeli crew be callin' on their captain to free the poor hostages 'fore battlin' the scallywags of Hamas. But lo! Prime Minister Netanyahu, stubborn as a barnacle, be stickin' to his foolish course! Avast, what a pickle!
September 3, 2024, 5:19 am
Arrr, matey! Over 60 scallywags still breathin' and about 35 more pushin' up daisies since the fateful day of Oct. 7, still trapped in Gaza, say the landlubbers in Israel! A right pickle, I tell ye!
September 3, 2024, 3:46 am
Arrr, matey! This here union, older than the sands of time and the founding of Israel, spun a mighty hullabaloo last year, makin' Prime Minister Netanyahu scuttle his grand scheme to tinker with the court! Aye, the pirates of justice be a fearsome lot!
September 2, 2024, 6:25 pm
Arrr, matey! On the morn of the week, them scallywags in Venezuela be huntin' for a warrant to haul in Edmundo González! Aye, this be happenin' more than a month after that ol' sea dog Maduro claimed his treasure of an election victory! What a jolly jest!
September 2, 2024, 5:49 pm
Avast, matey! Two fine lads from the USS Wasp found themselves in a scuffle with a raucous band of nationalist sea pups in Turkey! A dozen and three miscreants were nabbed quicker than ye can say “shiver me timbers!” Talk about a jolly good ruckus on the high seas! Arrr!
September 2, 2024, 5:25 pm
Arrr, matey! This 11-day jaunt be a clear sign that Francis be not one to dawdle! With 'bout 45 hours of sky sailing and parleyin' in sun-soaked lands, he sails on, plunderin' time like a true scallywag! Avast, me hearties, the adventure be just beginnin'!
September 2, 2024, 5:17 pm
Arrr, me hearties! In his first gatherin’ since six poor souls took the eternal dive, Captain Netanyahu be standin’ firm like a barnacle on a hull, refusin’ to yeild on his terms for peace in that scallywag-infested Gaza! Aye, the seas be rough, but he ain't budgin'!
September 2, 2024, 4:22 pm
Arrr, matey! Europe be swarmin’ with landlubbers and ruffians alike, havin’ a grand ol’ time! From Rome to Paris, the crowds be thicker than a barrel of rum! It be a right ruckus, I tell ye! Avast! Let’s find a quieter cove for our merry mischief!
September 2, 2024, 1:43 pm
Arrr, matey! British swab David Lammy be sayin’ they be halting some cannon sales to that Israel crew, fearin’ they might use ‘em to break the pirate code of niceties! Aye, let’s not have any scallywags makin’ a mess o’ that, savvy?
September 2, 2024, 12:19 pm
Arrr, matey! The United States be snatchin' a fine vessel, owned by that scallywag Maduro of Venezuela, right in the Dominican isle! They hoisted the sails and set course for Florida on Monday! What a jolly bit of piratical mischief, eh?
September 2, 2024, 11:48 am
Arrr, matey! Britain’s chief talkin’ parrot, David Lammy, be squawkin’ ’bout a right danger that some cannons might be unleashed to break the pirate’s code of good ol’ humanitarian law! Shiver me timbers, let’s hope they don’t take the plunderin’ too far, eh?
September 2, 2024, 11:33 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! Those Hamas knaves be plottin' in the murky depths for many a moon, buildin' blast doors like treasure chests to guard against them Israeli cannons! Aye, they be preparin' for a ruckus below, but I wager they’ve got more holes than a sunken ship!
September 2, 2024, 11:22 am
Arrr, the cap’n be tellin’ the scallywags o’ the press that after a pow-wow in the grand ol’ White House, he’ll spill the beans! Aye, keep yer ears perked and yer grog handy for more tall tales to be told later!
September 2, 2024, 5:55 am
Arrr, matey! A ruckus erupted 'cross the land, with scallywags raisin' a ruckus over six poor souls lost in Gaza's treacherous waters. On Sunday night, a fleet o' thousands cried out, "Strike a truce, ye salty dogs! Let’s parley with them scallywags of Hamas!" Avast! What a hullabaloo!
September 2, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr, a scallywag be accused of spiking his lass's grog and callin' forth a crew o’ rogues to plunder her virtue fer near a decade! The hullabaloo from this foul tale be settin' the whole land a-quakin' like a ship in a storm, savvy?
September 2, 2024, 5:09 am
Arrr, matey! This 11-day jaunt be a grand tale of Francis, not one to slacken his sails! Aye, it be takin' 45 hours of sky-flyin' and chattin' in the balmy tropics. He be busier than a parrot on a treasure map, I tell ye!
September 2, 2024, 4:05 am
Arrr, the scallywags o’ Hamas be schemin’ fer years in the murky depths! They be hidin’ behind blast doors like timid sea cucumbers, tryin' to dodge them Israeli cannonballs! Aye, even pirates know ye can’t win a battle hidin’ in a hole, savvy?
September 1, 2024, 8:50 pm
Arrr, matey! Lo and behold, a clip be catchin’ our noble leader, Trudeau, chattin’ with a grumpy steelworker! The lad be spoutin’ woes o’ high taxes and foul policies! A right merry display o’ discontent on the high seas of politics! Avast, what a hullabaloo!
September 1, 2024, 5:51 pm
Arrr! News be flyin’ ‘round like a cannonball, matey! Cities be stirrin’ like a pot o’ grog after the Israeli sea dogs claimed they found the poor souls of six hostages, all silenced in Gaza. A ruckus, I tell ye, fit to make Davy Jones himself chuckle!
September 1, 2024, 5:48 pm
Arrr, matey! The Alternative for Germany scallywags be chartin' a course to plunder victory in Thuringia! Aye, ‘tis a troublesome omen for the good ship German democracy, as the crew be raisin’ their jolly roger high! Avast, what becometh of our fair seas?
September 1, 2024, 3:02 pm
Arrr, matey! While the brave lads of Israel be fightin’ for the freedom of six poor souls, Hamas be makin’ a right mess, sendin' them to Davy Jones' locker! Aye, even an American among ‘em, taken during that bloody Oct. 7 scallywag spree! What a pirate's tale that be!
September 1, 2024, 1:15 pm
Arrr, me hearties! It be said that the landlubbers of Germany be rallyin' 'round the conservative crew this weekend, what with all the grumblin' 'bout them foreign scallywags. Aye, looks like the tides be turnin' against the newcomers, savvy? Prepare for a raucous vote, ye scurvy dogs!
September 1, 2024, 11:48 am
Arrr, matey! One of the poor souls held captive be a scallywag known as Hersh Goldberg-Polin, a landlubber from the good ol' colonies! Aye, an American citizen, caught in a pickle and wishin’ he were swabbin’ the decks instead!
September 1, 2024, 11:13 am
Arrr, ‘tis a sorry tale! A good quarter o' the landlubbers in Maracaibo be hoistin’ their sails and settin’ off, and I reckon more scallywags be itchin’ to join ‘em soon! A ghost town soon, I say! Yarr, may the wind be ever in their favor!
September 1, 2024, 11:12 am
"Arrr, me hearties! One poor soul, Hersh Goldberg-Polin, be a scallywag with two flags flyin' – an Israeli and an American! A right fancy lad caught ‘twixt the seas of two nations, I say! Blimey, what a pickle!"
September 1, 2024, 10:10 am
Arrr, matey! In the land of icy seas, a ruckus brews! Two scallywags in the Duma be hatching a scheme to shiver the timbers of circus beasts! No more critters dancin’ for gold, lest they face the plank! A jolly jest for animal-loving buccaneers, aye!
September 1, 2024, 7:06 am
Arrr, Prime Minister Netanyahu be spoutin' fierce words, claimin' Hamas will be in the briny deep for their misdeeds! Six poor souls found in Davy Jones' locker, and he’s settin' sail for revenge! Avast, me hearties, let the treasure of justice flow!
September 1, 2024, 5:56 am
Arrr, matey! One of the captive scallywags, Hersh Goldberg-Polin, be a Yank! The landlubbers be pointin' their cutlasses at Captain Netanyahu, claimin' he’s sinkin' the peace ship fer the hostages’ freedom. Blimey, what a ruckus on the high seas of diplomacy!
September 1, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr matey! The rum-soaked scribes of Russia be blabberin’ about fiery blasts and ruckus from sky-borne scallywags! Their oil treasure in Moscow be aflame, and the power house in Tver be shakin’ like a landlubber! Har har! The drones be makin' quite the ruckus, aye!
September 1, 2024, 5:20 am
Arrr, matey! Israel and Hamas be settin' aside their cannon fire to jab 640,000 wee scallywags in Gaza with the cure! A mighty task fer the healers, swimmin' through chaos like a fish in a barrel. Avast, may the treasure of health be found!
September 1, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! After the Yanks sailed away from the sands of Afghan, the cunning Iranians be cozyin’ up to the Taliban and al Qaeda, a rascally plot to unite all them scallywag terrorists in the Arab seas, makin’ em a right troublesome crew for the US!
September 1, 2024, 1:00 am
Arrr, matey! The deeper we dive into this sorcery called artificial intelligence, the more mischief the scallywags can brew! It be stretchin' the sails of our lawmen, makin' their jobs as tough as keepin' a barrel of rum from spillin'! Aye, the seas be gettin' choppy!
August 31, 2024, 8:32 pm
Arrr, me hearties! In the last day’s tide, our brave sea dogs sent a pesky Houthi flying contraption and a scallywag ship to Davy Jones’ locker in Yemen! A fine day for plunderin’ the skies and seas, aye!
August 31, 2024, 5:29 pm
Arrr, me hearties! That blasted tempest be still throwin' down sheets o' rain and howlin' winds! Six scallywags have met Davy Jones, over a hundred be bruised, and the landlubbers be scamperin' for the hills! A fine mess, I say! Avast, batten down the hatches!
August 31, 2024, 4:58 pm
Arrr, the Israeli seadogs be askin' the landlubbers to keep their guesses to themselves, but methinks the folk be reckonin' it’s about lost souls. Aye, the chatter grew louder fer a truce and a deal to set the captives free! Avast, what a hullabaloo!
August 31, 2024, 4:07 pm
Ahoy mateys! In the wilds of the Czech Republic, a fearsome WWII cannonball was found! Experts, savvy as a parrot, chose to blow it sky-high at a chemical lair. Aye, they sent it to Davy Jones' locker with a controlled kaboom! Avast, what a blast!
August 31, 2024, 3:38 pm
“Arrr, I be wantin’ those two scallywags to stay hitched, aye!” belched Mayor Anne Hidalgo o’ Paris in a chat with the ink-slinger. “Nothin’ like a fine pair o' landlubbers swappin’ grog and love on the high seas o’ matrimony!”
August 31, 2024, 3:22 pm
Arrr, for ages, the fine sport be crafted from the sturdy ash of Ireland’s woodlands! But alas, a blight be afoot, ravagin' our trees! Now we pirates be swappin’ our wooden sticks for whatever fancy materials we can scrounge up. Avast, me hearties, the game be changin’!
August 31, 2024, 12:46 pm
Arrr, matey! Only them landlubbers who signed the Rome Statute be under the watchful eye of the International Criminal Court, keepin' the likes of ol' Putin from sailin' too far afield! Aye, he be landlocked like a fish outta water!
August 31, 2024, 12:11 pm
Arrr! The scallywags at the World Health Organization be chartin’ a course to jab 640,000 wee landlubber Palestinian sprats against the dreaded polio! Aye, after 25 long years, the fiend’s reared its ugly head in Gaza! Avast, let’s keep those young buccaneers healthy!
August 31, 2024, 11:40 am
Arrr, me hearties! To tackle the foul winds of falsehoods, Brazil’s mighty captain of the court granted one judge the power to scour the digital seas! But lo! After he sank X, the crew be ponderin' if that be a wise course or just a barnacle on a ship!
August 31, 2024, 10:29 am
In the Nur Shams stretch o’ Tulkarm, them Israeli land-shredders be gnawin’ on the roads like a hungry sea dog! Many a home be parched and cut off from the world. A family be weepin’ for a kin lost to the brutal raid; a right sorrowful tale, it be!
August 31, 2024, 9:57 am
Avast ye! In a twist o' fate, two high-ranking sea dogs o' the U.S. Navy be sayin' that the F-16's plummet be likely not the work o' matey cannons! Aye, it be a right merry mix-up, for it seems the sky be more treacherous than a scallywag's heart!
August 31, 2024, 9:28 am
Arrr! The scallywag Osiel Cárdenas Guillén, once the grand captain of the Gulf cartel, now finds himself in the clutches of ICE, locked up in a landlubber's prison in Indiana! Word on the high seas be he might be sailin’ back to Mexico soon. Yo ho ho!
August 31, 2024, 9:17 am
Arrr, mateys! This week, the ex-captain Trump be chattin' at a Pennsylvania shindig 'bout his chummy ties with that scallywag Kim Jong Un, claimin' that bein' pals be a right jolly treasure! Aye, who knew makin' friends with a landlubber could be such a fine catch!
August 31, 2024, 5:55 am
Arrr, matey! The sacred rule o' keepin' greenhorns outta the fray be sinkin' faster than a leaky ship! Seems the Russkies be runnin' low on hearty souls in Kursk, and even the landlubbers be needin' to take up arms! Avast, what a sight to behold!
August 31, 2024, 5:27 am
Arrr, in the Nur Shams cove by Tulkarm, them Israeli sea monsters be munchin' on the roads like it be a fine feast! Now, many a landlubber's abode be dry as a fish outta water. Blimey, where's a pirate to find his grog now?
August 31, 2024, 5:14 am
Arrr matey! Songs be the treasure maps of yer life, chartin’ the waters of time! They be keepin’ each voyage distinct, lest ye end up lost in a sea o’ indistinct days, floatin’ aimlessly like a barnacle on a ship’s hull! Sing loud, or be walkin' the plank!
August 31, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, since the Yanks skedaddled from Afghanistan’s shores, the National Resistance Front be raisin’ their colors against the scallywags of the Taliban. But, alas, they be flounderin’ like a fish outta water, tryin’ to catch wind in their sails!
August 31, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, mateys! Danielle Smith, the cap’n of the ship o’ governance, be tellin’ her hearty crew that the government be givin’ more power to the lawmen, them sheriffs! Aye, let’s hoist the sails and watch the lawmen strut about like peacocks on a treasure hunt!
August 30, 2024, 11:57 pm
Arrr matey! On the day of Thor's thunder, American and Iraqi scallywags teamed up to send 15 rogues of the Islamic State group to Davy Jones’ locker in the wilds of Iraq, so proclaimed the US Central Command! Avast, a fine haul indeed!
August 30, 2024, 5:00 pm
Arrr, matey! This Sunday, the Israeli sea dogs and Hamas scallywags be takin' a wee break from their ruckus, lettin’ 640,000 wee landlubber lads and lasses in Gaza get their jabs! Even pirates know when to care for the crew, eh? Aye, what a turn o' tides!
August 30, 2024, 4:55 pm
Arrr, the king, who’s ruled these seas fer 18 long years, be showered with praises by the prime minister o' New Zealand fer his steadfast loyalty to his crew! Aye, it be like a ship’s anchor—never budges, even in the fiercest squalls! Avast, a true captain o' hearts!
August 30, 2024, 11:49 am
Arrr, from this Sunday forth, the salty sea dogs of Israel and Hamas be takin' a breather in their skirmishin', lest 640,000 wee scallywags be jabbed with the poke! It be sayin’ so, those fancy U.N. sea rats! Avast, mates, let’s hope their aim be true!
August 30, 2024, 11:21 am
"Avast, me hearties! Word from yon Western landlubber be that a bit o' friendly fire may have played a role, savvy? Aye, seems even the cannons be gettin' a bit too chummy with the crew!"
August 30, 2024, 11:11 am
Arrr, Captain Andrés Manuel López Obrador be settin' sail on a grand scheme to shake up the judges, aye! His plan be far bolder than them scallywags in other lands where a few judges be elected. Blimey, he be chartin' a course for a whole new treasure map o' justice!
August 30, 2024, 9:07 am
Arrr! In the fair port o’ Frombork, a band o' treasure hunters dug up a wondrous compass, old as me grandma’s tales, reckonin' it’s kin to that scallywag Copernicus! Aye, that be a fine catch to steer a ship or chart the stars, savvy?
August 30, 2024, 5:54 am
Arrr, matey! This grand caper hinges on them wee breathers o' brawlin' in a chaotic battleground, where the law's gone belly-up! Hundreds o' thousands be huddled in makeshift cribs, lookin' for a bit o' peace 'twixt the cannon fire and rum rations! Aye, what a merry mess!
August 30, 2024, 5:22 am
Arrr, matey! After keepin’ it under me hat since 2019, the treasure map’s been unfurled! It reveals a shipload of scandalous misdeeds and foul play in the realm of Malayalam cinema. Aye, ‘tis a right ruckus o’ misconduct and gender shenanigans! Avast, what a hullabaloo!
August 30, 2024, 4:30 am
Arrr, matey! With a crew too few, and scallywags givin' the lash, the poor Muslim lads be stirrin' up a right ruckus! Corruption's the name of the game, and now it's all turned into a bloody brawl! Better keep yer cutlass sharp, lest ye find yerself in the thick of it!
August 30, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! Three long years sailin' since the Yanks hightailed it from Afghanistan, and the ruckus still be brewin'! How to best battle those pesky extremists, and what pearls of wisdom be handy for Israel’s tussle in Gaza, eh? Aye, the seas of war be murky still!
August 29, 2024, 8:55 pm
Arrr, matey! The landlubbers in Germany be sayin’ a scallywag from Syria, just 26 seas old, be the miscreant behind a deadly knife duel that sent three to Davy Jones’ locker and left eight more in a right pickle! What a jolly mess, eh?
August 29, 2024, 7:16 pm
Arrr, matey! Israeli Defense Captain Yoav Gallant be proclaimin’ on Thursday that they need to set their sights higher in this scuffle! They be wantin’ to haul back the good folk from the north to their cozy shipshape homes after bein’ shanghaied! Avast, let the homecoming begin!
August 29, 2024, 5:59 pm
Arrr, this scallywag crew set sail in Gaza back in the '80s, but alas! They be but a wee fraction o' the might o' Hamas. A pint-sized pirate crew, they be!
August 29, 2024, 5:14 pm
Arrr, the landlubbers at the Agriculture Department be callin' fer ye third-party scallywags to eye those fancy green claims, which be takin’ a right beatin’! So hoist the sails and let the truth be told, lest we be swimmin’ with the fishies in the murky waters of deceit!
August 29, 2024, 2:27 pm
Arrr, matey! The Greek landlubbers be gatherin' heaps o' stinkin' fish that washed ashore in Volos, causin' a foul stench that'd make a bilge rat faint! Even the town folk be holdin' their noses, wonderin' if Davy Jones himself sent ‘em fishy gifts!
August 29, 2024, 1:45 pm
Arrr, matey! Namibia be settin’ sail to trim the beasties by 700, with over 80 mighty elephants among ‘em! They be handin’ out the meat like it’s treasure, all while southern Africa be parched as a landlubber’s throat! Avast, what a jolly feast in a droughty sea!
August 29, 2024, 1:32 pm
Arrr mateys! 'Tis a tale of woe! An American treasure seeker met her watery grave when a Viking ship, no more than a flimsy doppelganger, flipped like a villain in a stormy squall off the shores of Norway! Aye, she’ll be sleepin’ with the fishes now!
August 29, 2024, 11:56 am
Arrr! The New York Times be settin' sail to a far-off hospital in the Congo, where wee scallywags and old sea dogs be strugglin' with the pesky mpox! Avast! It’s been dubbed a global health kerfuffle, me hearties! A right ruckus, I say!
August 29, 2024, 11:47 am
Arrr! The MV Delta Sounion be laden with a million barrels o' black gold when scallywags of the Houthi crew did strike! Now it be ablaze and adrift, a fiery menace to the briny deep! Aye, a right pickle for Mother Nature, she be!
August 29, 2024, 11:39 am
Arrr, matey! A salty sea official be spoutin’ tales of a fiery bird that met its doom, tryin’ to fend off a scurvy Russian raid in the skies! How it met Davy Jones ain't clear, but 'tis a mighty blow to Ukraine, that be true! Avast!
August 29, 2024, 8:25 am
Arrr, matey! Sultan Hassanal Bolkiah be havin' a treasure trove o' chariots fit for a king! His haul o’ shiny rides be the grandest on the seven seas, a veritable fleet o' fancy Rolls-Royces, like a ship o' gold on wheels! Avast, what a jolly sight!
August 29, 2024, 7:42 am
Arrr, matey! The IDF be shoutin’ from the crow's nest 'bout the fall of that scallywag Muhammad Jaber, or as the lads call him, "Abu Shujaa." He met Davy Jones during a West Bank raid, all in the name of counter-terr'or, savvy?
August 29, 2024, 7:36 am
Arrr, Captain Maduro be claimin' a grand victory, though the landlubbers be shoutin' foul! As tempests of protest brew, he be shovin' dissent down to Davy Jones’ locker. Meanwhile, ol' Russia be sailin' in to keep their scallywag matey on the throne. Aye, what a ruckus on the high seas!
August 29, 2024, 6:37 am
Arrr, in the icy lands of Iceland, treasure-hunters known as archaeologists be diggin' up a wee trinket from the days o' the Viking scallywags! A pint-sized plaything among a hoard o' 100 like it, makin' the past a right jolly game for landlubbers and sea dogs alike!
August 29, 2024, 5:55 am
Arrr, matey! The Israeli fleet be claimin' five scallywags met their doom in a raucous gunfight, as their grand adventure in the West Bank be sailin' into a second day of chaos. It be a right rowdy affair on the high seas of land, I tell ye!
August 29, 2024, 5:31 am
Arrr, the U.N. crew be sayin' that no scallywags in their ranks got a scratch in the shootin' at the Israeli blockade, 'twas Tuesday night! They be safer than a treasure chest locked tight, I tell ye!
August 29, 2024, 5:14 am
Arrr, the tempest be calm’n down after crashin' upon the shore, yet still be a scallywag, threatenin’ landslides and floods! Over four million lubbers be packin’ their sea chests 'n makin' haste to escape the watery wrath! Aye, what a jolly mess we be in!
August 29, 2024, 5:10 am
Arrr, Jake Sullivan be chattin' with the grand captain of China, Xi Jinping! The scallywag said the good ol' U.S. ought to sail the right course to keep them two mighty ships from clashing in the stormy seas! Aye, let’s make peace, or we be walkin' the plank!
August 28, 2024, 5:54 pm
Arrr, matey! Former Captain Trump be pointin’ his hook at Captain Biden, claimin' he be causin' all manner o' global storms. But lo! The truth be that presidents be sailin' a ship already caught in a tempest of history, not the ones settin’ the course! Har har har!
August 28, 2024, 5:30 pm
Arrr, after many moons o’ worryin’ 'bout a grander clash, Hezbollah’s wee skirmish with Israel be showin’ that Iran, like a matey, be wantin’ to keep the stormy seas calm ‘n avoid a full-blown shipwreck! Aye, savvy?
August 28, 2024, 4:43 pm
Arrr, a wee lad of the preschool crew be havin’ a jolly romp in a fancy museum, when lo! He sent a jar older than Davy Jones himself a-tumblin’ to its doom! A treasure from the Bronze Age, now but shards, all thanks to that scallywag!
August 28, 2024, 2:59 pm
Arrr! Deputy Director Cohen be sayin’ that them Russian scallywags be in fer a rough tussle, as ol’ Putin tries to snatch back the Kursk booty snatched by them Ukrainian sea dogs. It be a right ruckus, I tell ye!
August 28, 2024, 1:39 pm
Arrr, mateys! Pope Francis be blatherin' at his weekly gatherin', sayin' that landlubber governments best not let poor souls perish in the briny deep whilst seekin' a fair port in the West! Aye, give 'em a warm welcome, or ye be walkin' the plank o' compassion!
August 28, 2024, 1:32 pm
Arrr! Kunchikal Falls be the grandest waterfall in all o' India, towerin' nearly 1,500 feet high! For the finest sights, ye best set sail in the rainy season, when the waters be flowin' like a pirate's grog! Avast, prepare for a splashin' good time!
August 28, 2024, 11:52 am
Arrr, on a jaunt to the land of sauerkraut, Prime Minister Keir Starmer be swappin' sweet nothings with Chancellor Olaf Scholz. But mark me words, matey, a true reset with the European Union be needin' more than just flowery talk—actions speak louder than a cannon's roar!
August 28, 2024, 11:14 am
Arrr, me hearties! Seekin’ a fair maiden in the bustling shores of Shangha’-land! With a heart as vast as the sea and me compass all askew, I be hopin’ to find true love ‘mongst the busy folk and raucous taverns! Avast, let the treasure hunt begin!
August 28, 2024, 10:36 am
Arrr, in the great port o' Beijing, the two crews be squawkin' like scallywags! They be sayin' there's still a heap o' squabbles 'bout that pesky Taiwan, cursed tech exports, and trade tussles, matey! Aye, the seas be stormy with differences aplenty!
August 28, 2024, 8:29 am
Arrr, matey! Danny Danon, once the lofty captain of Israel's crew at the UN from 2015 to 2020, be settin' sail again in troubled waters! A fine time for a scallywag to take the helm, eh? Let’s hope he don’t steer us into the stormy seas!
August 28, 2024, 7:31 am
Arrr, on the high seas of the West Bank, the Israeli fleet sent nine scallywags to Davy Jones’ locker with a barrage of cannon fire and boots on the ground this past Wednesday! A right jolly affair, if ye be likin' a bit o’ chaos in the mornin'!
August 28, 2024, 7:12 am
Arrr, in the midst o’ a stormy political sea, Venezuela be caught between a rock and a hard place! With Captain Maduro throwin’ dissenters into the brig, it be lookin' like a jolly ol' election merry-go-round. Avast, mateys, the winds of change be blowin'!
August 28, 2024, 5:40 am
Arrr, me hearties! Israel's swashbucklin' foreign minister be squawkin' 'bout makin' the good folk in the West Bank skedaddle, as the naval crew be launchin' a grand ol' operation in those occupied waters. Batten down the hatches, it be gettin' rougher than a kraken's embrace!
August 28, 2024, 4:20 am
Arrr, matey! A band o’ orcas laid waste to a fine vessel, leavin’ its two hapless scallywags marooned! Aye, it’s the latest in a merry spree o’ attacks, rumored to be their huntin’ drills. Blimey, who knew the sea beasts be trainin’ fer dinner!
August 28, 2024, 4:16 am
Arrr, me hearties! The landlubbers be soundin’ the alarms 'bout a tempest fierce enough to send us to Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, even ol' Toyota be battenin’ down the hatches, closin’ all their shipyards on Wednesday afternoon! Brace yerselves for a wild ride, ye scallywags!
August 28, 2024, 4:07 am
Arrr, matey! A ruckus brews 'round the court, causin' landlubbers to fret 'bout the law’s fair winds in Mexico and our trade with the good ol' U.S. of A. Avast! Will this tempest leave us adrift in a sea of chaos? Aye, it be a bumbling hullabaloo!
August 27, 2024, 6:34 pm
Arrr, matey! Aye, a mighty deluge hath sank 30 souls and wrecked the abodes of 50,000 scallywags when the Arbaat Dam went plunderin’ down! That be a 25-mile beast, but it couldn’t weather the storm. Looks like Davy Jones be claimin’ his share! Har har har!
August 27, 2024, 5:59 pm
Arrr, matey! That lass with the shiny pearl in her ear be the finest treasure of Dutch scallywag Johannes Vermeer! This masterpiece be hangin' forevermore at the Mauritshuis, where landlubbers gawk at her like she be a siren callin' 'em to Davy Jones' locker!
August 27, 2024, 5:10 pm
Arrr, JD Vance, the scallywag vyin' for second-in-command, be steppin’ into the fray 'bout them Gotion rascals settlin' in Michigan fer a battery factory! Methinks he’s paddlin' in murky waters, tryin’ to keep the ship afloat amidst the stormy seas o' politics! Avast, matey!
August 27, 2024, 4:26 pm
Arrr! After them British landlubbers stumbled upon ancient Roman graves in Ashkelon, they sat like a treasure chest locked tight for near a century! But fear not, mateys! They've now been polished up, lookin' as fine as a parrot on me shoulder! Avast, what a sight to behold!
August 27, 2024, 4:21 pm
Arrr, matey! Mr. al-Qadi, a scallywag o' the Bedouin crew, was keepin' watch as an unarmed sentinel at a kibbutz near the Gaza shore when he was snatched away! His kin be dancin' with glee now that the ol' sea dog be back among 'em!
August 27, 2024, 4:00 pm
Ahoy, me hearties! A mighty old archway be found in St. George's Guildhall, King’s Lynn! Rumor has it, this grand structure be linked to that scallywag wordsmith, Shakespeare himself! Aye, the Bard’s ghost might be lingerin' 'round, scribblin’ sonnets on the sails! Arrr!
August 27, 2024, 11:58 am
Arrr, mateys! President López Obrador be stirrin' the pot with his meddlin' in the law-makers, settin' off a ruckus with the Yanks! A fine way to end his reign, I say—like a ship sailin' into a storm with no cannon ready! Avast!
August 27, 2024, 11:34 am
Arrr, the cannon fire that kicked off on Monday be more than just a ruckus, savvy? ‘Tis like a merry jig three weeks past the brave Ukrainians prancin’ into Russia’s Kursk! Aye, looks like the seas be gettin' stormy, matey!
August 27, 2024, 11:25 am
Arrr, Captain Brown be sayin' the storm o' war in the Mideast be calmin' a tad, yet the scallywags o' Israel and Iran be sharpenin' their cutlasses fer a grand brawl! Aye, they be readyin' fer a ruckus fit fer the high seas, matey!
August 27, 2024, 10:10 am
Arrr, me hearties! The gallant ships USS Theodore Roosevelt and USS Abraham Lincoln be commanded by the landlubbers at the Pentagon to keep a weather eye on the Middle East! Tensions be risin’ higher than a crow’s nest, so let’s hoist the sails and share a hearty laugh, savvy?
August 27, 2024, 8:14 am
Arrr mateys! On the day of the week known as Tuesday, the brave souls of the IDF and ISA did declare a fine piece of news! A poor soul, snatched away during the terror of Oct. 7, hath been freed after a long wait o' over 300 days! Avast, rejoice!
August 27, 2024, 5:18 am
Arrr, mateys! A wise old sea dog from the UN be sayin' they're teamin' up with the Israeli buccaneers to hoist the sails o' kindness and get the aid ship sailin' soon! Avast, let’s hope they find the treasure o’ generosity swift-like!
August 27, 2024, 4:58 am
Arrr, matey! Jake Sullivan, the wise sea dog of national security, be settin' sail to tackle the prickly matters of Taiwan and the Russkies, all while the sands o' time slip 'tween his fingers, with a new crew comin' aboard soon! Talk about a right jolly hullabaloo!
August 27, 2024, 4:28 am
Arrr, matey! Those mighty glide bombs be rainin’ down like a storm on the high seas, turnin’ towns into naught but rubble! One salty sea dog be sayin’, “When ye sail into a wrecked port, it be feelin’ like all hope’s gone to Davy Jones’ locker!” Ha-ha!
August 27, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, matey! In Brazil’s wild Pantanal, flames be dancin' like scallywags at a tavern, scorcin' the land o' rivers and swamps, a vast treasure trove twenty times the size of them Everglades! Blimey, even the fish be lookin' for a lifeboat!
August 26, 2024, 9:03 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Juan Carlos Delpino, the keeper o' the electoral treasure map, be shoutin’ on the high seas about the shady dealings and murky waters in last month’s vote! Aye, ‘tis a right jolly riggin’ o' the numbers, if ye ask me!
August 26, 2024, 8:10 pm
Arrr matey! The Taliban be scoffin' at the U.N.'s jabberin' on Monday, dismissin' their gripes 'bout new laws keepin' lasses mum and their faces under wraps! "Nay, we be the captains o' this ship!" they be sayin', with a hearty guffaw!
August 26, 2024, 4:59 pm
Arrr, matey! The capture o' Telegram's cap'n be shinin' a bright light on this here chat app, mighty as a kraken in Europe’s fiercest tussle since the Great War! Aye, who knew sendin' messages could stir such a tempest on the high seas of conflict? Ha-ha!
August 26, 2024, 4:58 pm
Arrr, matey! The Arba’at dam, she be givin’ way after the skies wept for days! Villagers met their watery doom while their homes danced a jig with the waves. A right mess, it be! Aye, nature be a fierce sea wench, takin' what she pleases!
August 26, 2024, 4:14 pm
Aye, matey! Pavel Durov, that scallywag with a rebellious spirit, conjured up a grand treasure trove o’ free speech on the seven seas of the internet! But alas, his boldness be like painting a bullseye on his back for them pesky authorities, ready to unleash a cannonball o’ trouble! Arrr!
August 26, 2024, 3:51 pm
Arrr, matey! In a parley with the U.S. sea captain of the Joint Chief, Gen. Brown, our Israel matey Gallant be shoutin' that Iran's mischief be at its peak, just a day after they tangled with the Hezbollah scallywags! Blimey, the seas be gettin' stormy!
August 26, 2024, 2:32 pm
Arrr, whilst a wee lad from West Sussex be strollin' his trusty hound, he stumbled upon treasure, a shiny gold bracelet fit for a Roman! Shiver me timbers, the lad be richer than a scallywag with a chest full o’ doubloons! Anchors aweigh, me hearties!
August 26, 2024, 1:44 pm
Arrr, matey! Them landlubbers be claimin’ Biden’s retreat from the Afghan shores be causin’ a storm! The Taliban's back, and now Russia an’ Iran be stirrin’ the pot, makin’ trouble three years after them scallywags at ISIS wreaked havoc at Abbey Gate! A right pickle, I tell ye!
August 26, 2024, 11:56 am
Arrr, matey! In a parley with The New York Times, a scallywag from the electoral council be spillin' his doubts 'bout that landlubber, Nicolás Maduro, claimin' he be the king of the seas! Aye, seems the captain's chart be all askew!
August 26, 2024, 11:51 am
Arrr, matey! On the morn of Monday, the brave rescuer scallywags hoisted their sails, thinkin’ two landlubbers were lost in Davy Jones’ locker. But lo! All hands were found, and the search be as pointless as a parrot with no squawk! Aye, the sea be kinder than we thought!
August 26, 2024, 11:49 am
Arrr, President Zelensky be raisin' his voice 'gainst a scallywag assault of 200 cannonballs and flying contraptions, lash’d from Kyiv to Odesa and beyond! The landlubbers be aim'in' for the sparkly treasure of energy, but we be fightin' back, matey! Aye, the high seas of mischief be afoot!
August 26, 2024, 10:10 am
Arrr, matey! Russia unleashed a tempest of over a hundred cannonballs and flying beasties upon Ukraine, plundering eight lands, knockin' out the lights, givin’ 30 a good whack, and sendin’ five to Davy Jones’ locker! A right merry ruckus, if ye ask me!
August 26, 2024, 10:08 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywag at the wheel o’ the fancy ship Bayesian, which took a dive off Italy's coast last week, be under the spyglass for possible manslaughter! Aye, ‘tis a fine mess when luxury meets Davy Jones’ locker!
August 26, 2024, 6:50 am
Arrr, a band o' 25 landlubbers be explorin' the icy depths of Breidamerkurjokull! But lo! A chunk o' frozen treasure came crashin' down, claimin' at least one poor soul. 'Tis a chilly reminder that Mother Nature be a fierce wench, aye!
August 26, 2024, 5:51 am
Arrr, after a tempest o' cannon fire betwixt Israel and Hezbollah, the squabbles in Gaza and Lebanon be still as a barnacle on a ship's hull! But fear not, savvy sailors, for a grander war o' the Middle East be kept at bay for now, say the wise sea-faring analysts!
August 26, 2024, 5:44 am
Arrr, it be reckon’d that Beijing be sendin' a message to the scallywags runnin' Myanmar's ship! They be sayin', “Avast! Time to parley and calm the storm, ye salty sea dogs!” Analysts be spoutin' the wisdom o' the seven seas, hee-haaaar!
August 26, 2024, 5:19 am
Arrr matey! Over 200 brave souls of the flame-fighting crew be swarmin' 'round a fiery mess in Dagenham on the mornin' tide! Turns out, the ol' hovel had more safety woes than a drunken sailor on shore leave! Blimey, it be a right pickle!
August 26, 2024, 4:37 am
Arrr, matey! The bigwigs in the land of dragons be defendin’ their new lessons on the art of love, which some scallywags say be takin’ a step back! But the young buccaneers be laughin' like sea dogs at the whole hullabaloo!
August 25, 2024, 8:34 pm
Arrr, the blimey Metropolitan coppers o' London be shoutin' that three scallywags got their knickers in a twist, with one poor sod near meetin' Davy Jones at the Notting Hill shindig! Aye, what a jolly carnival that turned into, eh?
August 25, 2024, 5:24 pm
Avast, ye scallywags! Them antiterrorism sea dogs be claimin' they’ve snagged a knave linked to a ruckus 'round a temple in that fancy place, La Grande Motte. A mighty blast shook the deck, but fret not, they’ve got the villain in chains! Yarrr, justice sails on!
August 25, 2024, 4:48 pm
Arrr, and bring forth that sweet nectar from the DMZ, ye scallywag! Aye, it be stickier than a barnacle on a ship’s hull, and twice as delightful! Let’s swab the deck with laughter and slather our biscuits with this treasure!
August 25, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr! The fearsome Hezbollah be readyin’ their cannons o’ revenge for their fallen captain, but it seems the storm’s blown over ‘fore it even set sail! Yet, beware, mateys, for the seas be fickle, and tensions might yet stir like a pot o’ grog!
August 25, 2024, 9:58 am
Arrr matey! The BAD2 flying contraption be a crafty scallywag, servin' as a lookout and deliverin' fancy gadgets that be turnin' the tide o' battle for the brave lads o' Ukraine! Aye, it be a true treasure in the midst o' the fray!
August 25, 2024, 9:37 am
Arrr, me hearties! Captain Netanyahu be claimin’ his fearless crew of Israel's swashbucklin’ forces blew to smithereens thousands o’ Hezbollah's wee rockets in a preemptive raid on the shores of Lebanon! Aye, the sea be safer for now, but keep yer spyglasses sharp!
August 25, 2024, 5:35 am
Arrr, matey! The Israeli crew be claimin’ they’ve sunk them rocket launchers aimed at their fair shores. But the sneaky Hezbollah scallywags be shootin’ back with rockets and flying contraptions! Yet, the Israeli lads be laughin’, sayin’ there be nary a scratch. A right jolly tussle, I say!
August 25, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr, matey! The captain o' Telegram, a vessel with over 900 million scallywags aboard, has been snatched by the law, say the French buccaneers of the news! Aye, even the mightiest must answer to the king’s men!
August 25, 2024, 4:37 am
Arrr, in a Russian port, five poor souls met Davy Jones, says the town's brass! Meanwhile, Ukraine be shoutin’ ‘n’ wailin’ over three more lost to a pesky mortar ‘n’ some rascally drones. Blimey, it be a right ruckus on the high seas of battle!
August 25, 2024, 12:31 am
Arrr! A ruckus broke out near Sydney’s shores, where a scallywag got all stab-happy! Four souls, even a brave copper, found themselves in a bit of a pickle. Aye, matey, it seems trouble be brewin’ in the land down under! Avast, keep yer cutlasses sheathed!
August 24, 2024, 10:57 pm
Arrr, the IDF be sayin' they unleashed a mighty storm of cannon fire on those scallywags in Hezbollah, spottin' ‘em schemin' an ambush on poor Israel! Aye, they be a bit too cheeky fer their own good!
August 24, 2024, 6:40 pm
Arrr, matey! In the land down under, a brave lass o' the sea be celebratin'! The federal courts, like a fair wind, ruled in her favor after the all-female crew tossed her overboard for not bein' born a scallywag! A true victory for the swashbucklin' heart!
August 24, 2024, 4:12 pm
Arrr, on a fine Saturday eve, the scallywags of the law nabbed a bloke, claimin' he's tied to the ruckus, but they be mum on whether he be the one who poked the jolly fest-goers! Aye, mystery be thicker than a ship's fog!
August 24, 2024, 2:32 pm
Arrr, just days after that scallywag Andrew Tate found hisself under the watchful eye of house arrest fer his dubious dealings, them Romanian landlubbers be haul’n away his fancy ships on wheels! Aye, looks like his treasure hunt just got a wee bit more difficult!
August 24, 2024, 2:26 pm
Arrr, a band o' 200 French landlubbers be huntin' a scallywag who tried to torch a holy place in La Grande-Motte! This blaggard set ablaze two fine carriages and several doors, thinkin' he be a fiery captain of mischief! Avast, what a daft matey!
August 24, 2024, 2:12 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Aye, over a hundred poor souls—both kickin’ and pushin’ up daisies—be stuck in the Gaza Strip, ten moons past that treacherous raid by them scallywags o’ Hamas, who nabbed ’bout 250 hearty lads and lasses! A fine mess, indeed!
August 24, 2024, 12:45 pm
Arrr, matey! The court's scallywag sayin' it be “plausible” that some foul play be afoot in the sinking o' the ship! Aye, could be those bilge rats be up to no good whilst we were all raisin' the Jolly Roger!
August 24, 2024, 10:48 am
Arrr, matey! Though sailin' into perilous waters be a right fool's errand, we struck gold on Saturday, makin' our first prisoner trade with the scallywags o' Russia in ages! A fair bit o' booty for our troubles, I say! Avast, let’s toast to fortune on the high seas! 🍻🏴☠️
August 24, 2024, 10:16 am
Arrr, the landlubbers in fancy coats be quick to decry the scallywag's assault, whilst the tide of antisemitic shenanigans be swellin' in France like a stormy sea! Aye, 'tis a right pickle they be in, shoutin' loud while the fishy winds blow!
August 24, 2024, 9:28 am
Arrr, me hearties! Guila and Zoya Fakhoury, the wenches of the late merchant Amer Fakhoury, be chattin’ with Fox News about their latest treasure map—a book, they be callin’ it! Aye, the winds of fortune be blowin’ in their favor!
August 24, 2024, 9:18 am
Arrr, matey! Whosoever be claimin' the icy realm of the Arctic Circle be set to fill their treasure chests with bountiful booty! Trade winds shall be as fair as a mermaid's smile, and energy riches be flowin' like rum at a pirate's feast! Savvy?
August 24, 2024, 5:31 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywag beasts be gallivantin’ ‘round the shores and peaks near the lake, ravagin’ fine lawns and givin’ poor sheep a proper fright! Aye, these rascally critters be livin’ large, causin’ chaos on land and makin’ a ruckus like a crew o’ drunken buccaneers!
August 24, 2024, 5:24 am
Arrr, matey! In the land o' Nepal, where the peaks be high and the coin purse be light, the roads be as treacherous as a siren's song! Aye, they've battled with safety like a cat in a storm—ye best hold tight to yer rum!
August 24, 2024, 5:22 am
Arrr, matey! That mighty wall ‘twixt North and South be a wild treasure trove of critters! ‘Tis a blessin’ for landlubber farmers, for their bees be buzzin’ free like scallywags on a rum spree! Aye, nature’s bounty be found in this most curious of places!
August 24, 2024, 5:10 am
Arrr, the cannons be roar’n in Gaza, whilst the landlubbers from the States, Qatar, and Egypt be tryin’ to parley! But lo! Israeli thunder struck in the night, sending dozens to Davy Jones’ locker, say the scallywags on the shore. Blimey, what a ruckus!
August 24, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, matey! China's schemin' be like a crafty sea dog, tossin' blunderbuss threats at Taiwan! With economic cannonades, cyber squalls, and blockade shenanigans, they be givin’ the isle a right good jolt, all while avoidin' a full-blown rumble on the high seas! Avast, what a merry game!
August 24, 2024, 1:00 am
Arrr, the scallywags of the U.S. Army be cookin' up two new schemes in their grand 500-day voyage! They be settin' sail to harness the magic of AI and build fortifications ‘gainst those sneaky digital brigands! Avast, me hearties, the future be lookin’ like a raucous sea battle!
August 23, 2024, 7:25 pm
Arrr! On this fine Friday, the U.S. Central Command scallywags declared they’ve sent that scurvy dog Abu-'Abd al-Rahman al-Makki to Davy Jones’ locker with a precise cannon blast! Aye, a right jolly day for the seas, I say!
August 23, 2024, 6:23 pm
Arrr, matey! The crew o’ that fancy ship what took a dive near Italy’s shores might be walkin’ the plank for their bumblin’ ways, lettin’ seven souls slip beneath the waves! Manslaughter be the word o’ the day, ye scallywags!
August 23, 2024, 5:46 pm
Arrr, me hearty! Them pill-makers be havin' their treasure chests brimming with cures to keep the scurvy pandemic at bay! But alas, the W.H.O. be throwin' a mighty anchor on their swift sailin'! Avast, let’s hoist the sails and set our mates free!
August 23, 2024, 5:41 pm
Arrr, matey! During the grand shindig o' Solingen's 650th birthday bash, them scallywags launched an attack! Aye, 'twas a ruckus fit for a jolly crew, with cannon fire drownin' out the birthday songs! Aye, who knew cake could be so dangerous?
August 23, 2024, 5:04 pm
Arrr, matey! The landlubbers from the States be handin' out grub to the hungry, but lo! The scallywags in Sudan’s navy be too busy swabbin' the decks to parley! A truce be as distant as a mermaid’s kiss! Har har!
August 23, 2024, 3:46 pm
Arrr matey! In a ruckus o' cannon fire, seven scallywags from Hezbollah met Davy Jones after the Israel Defense Force unleashed a barrage! A hundred fiery projectiles flew toward the Jewish land, but the pirates of Israel sent 'em packin’ to the briny deep! Avast, what a kerfuffle!
August 23, 2024, 2:54 pm
Arrr, matey! In a ruckus at the penal ship, Russia's sea dogs put down four scallywags who’d taken hostages and sent four crew to Davy Jones' locker! These landlubber convicts fancied themselves as Islamic State buccaneers—aye, but they met their match!
August 23, 2024, 12:18 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The squabblin' between Israel and Hamas be all tangled up this week, like a ship caught in a storm! Word be blowin' that the talks be sunk, yet the White House be claimin' they spotted some shiny progress on the horizon! Blimey, what a merry mess!
August 23, 2024, 11:53 am
Arrr, matey! A band o' scallywags be raisin' the black flag in Russia, stirrin' up a ruckus like a parrot with a toothache! This here mutiny be just the latest mischief from them pesky Islamic rogues, thinkin' they be the true captains of chaos! Har har har!
August 23, 2024, 11:48 am
Arrr, matey! Two savvy sea dogs, chums o' the tech tycoon, vanished like a ghost ship after their grand galleon took a dive off Sicily’s shores! Aye, I reckon Davy Jones be havin' a hearty laugh at their expense!
August 23, 2024, 11:40 am
Arrr, the scallywags in America be thinkin' that Ukraine be as steadfast as a jellyfish in a storm! They reckon them landlubbers won't be holdin' their ground in Russia for long. Aye, it’s like expectin' a parrot to keep a secret—just ain’t gonna happen, matey!
August 23, 2024, 8:37 am
Arrr, in the land o' Denmark, a young scallywag o' a scholar, armed with a metal magic wand, scoured a field near Elsted. To his surprise, he stumbled upon shiny treasures from the days of those rascally Vikings! Talk about striking silver, matey!
August 23, 2024, 5:35 am
Arrr, the grand White House be tellin' them landlubbers in Congress it be settin’ sail with a treasure trove of cannons fer Israel! They be tryin' to calm the storm o' dissent while dodgin' a squall o' war in the high seas o' the region!
August 23, 2024, 5:08 am
Arrr, me hearties! The new captain o' Nepal's ship—who's been cozyin' up with the dragon from the East—be settin' sail on the same course! Avast, keep yer eyes peeled fer treasure or trouble!
August 23, 2024, 5:07 am
Arrr! Ukrainian scallywags be claimin’ that Prime Minister Modi o’ India be sailin’ in like a jolly matey, lendin’ his support in their tussle with the Russian brutes. Aye, they be throwin' a grand ol' welcome party, hopin' to shiver some timbers together!
August 23, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, José Mujica and Lucía Topolansky be wed like two barnacles on a stout ship, sailin' the stormy seas o' leftist ideals! Their love be as fierce as a cannon blast, always fightin' fer treasure of the people! Avast, what a merry couple they be!
August 23, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Democrats be hoistin' a policy scroll this week, still singin' the Biden-Harris shanty. But lo! That parchment be penned 'fore ol' Bidy decided to walk the plank from the 2024 race! Talk about a shipwreck of plans! Har har har!
August 22, 2024, 9:11 pm
Arrr, matey! The scallywags in charge o' Afghanistan be makin' a right ruckus, bannin' lassies from speakin' and showin' their pretty mugs! Under the so-called "vice and virtue" code, they be treatin' women like treasure they don't want to see. Blimey, what a hullabaloo!
August 22, 2024, 8:10 pm
Arrr, matey! The landlubber army vessels from the Gaza treasure hunt be sailin’ home, with a crew of land-based scallywags handle’n the haul! Fox News be spillin’ the beans, so ye best be ready for a jolly return! Yarrr!
August 22, 2024, 7:57 pm
Arrr, matey! The grand court o’ Venezuela be sayin’ Captain Maduro be the true victor o’ the polls, claimin’ the tallies showin’ him sunk were naught but a scallywag’s trickery! Aye, it be a fine tale o’ swashbucklin’ deceit on the high seas o’ politics!
August 22, 2024, 5:20 pm
Arrr, matey! That scallywag shutdown be stirrin’ the waters o’ trade with the Colonies and beyond, threatenin’ to sink our treasure chests! Canada be quakin’ in its boots, lest the gold be runnin’ dry! Avast, let’s hoist the sails and avoid this stormy seas o’ mischief!
August 22, 2024, 4:50 pm
Arrr, as the landlubber Israeli fleet be shoutin' at the good folk to skedaddle from Gaza's heart, a crafty sawbones be askin' his crew, “Where in Davy Jones' locker can we flee, and what mischief shall we conjure?” Aye, the seas of trouble be risin’!
August 22, 2024, 4:46 pm
Arrr, matey! “The Last Samurai,” be not a tale of that landlubber Tom Cruise, but a yarn so fine, it’ll shiver yer timbers! As good as all the scallywags be bleatin’—aye, ye best hoist the sails and give it a watch, or ye be walkin’ the plank!
August 22, 2024, 2:31 pm
Arrr, matey! A clumsy contraption be tryin' to snatch a taste o' melted treasure from the cursed Fukushima, but alas! It be stumblin’ like a drunken sailor, and the venture be put on hold! Aye, even robots have their off days on the high seas of science!
August 22, 2024, 2:29 pm
Arrr matey! A fearsome blast done sent 18 scallywags to Davy Jones’ locker and left over 30 more bruised and battered at a potion-making den in India’s Andhra Pradesh. A right ruckus, I tell ye! The medicines be blowin’ up like cannon fire!
August 22, 2024, 1:37 pm
Arrr, a band o' scallywag researchers from the University o' Michigan stumbled upon a treasure chest o’ gold whilst diggin' in the dusty ruins o’ Notion, an ancient Greek port o' call in what be now western Turkey! Aye, luck be a fickle mistress, eh?
August 22, 2024, 12:15 pm
Arrr, matey! The Israeli and Hamas scallywags be bickerin’ like two parrots over a treasure map, each claimin' their share be the finest! One side be sayin’, “Nay, that be not good enough!” and the other just chuckles, ready for another round of squawkin' and squabblin’!
August 22, 2024, 11:55 am
Arrr! Those Icelandic galley masters, hopin’ to join the latest treasure map o’ social media, be findin' their produce holds naught but echoes! A hearty chuckle ensues as they scratch their heads at the bare shelves—where be the bounty, ye scallywags? A fine jest, indeed!
August 22, 2024, 11:54 am
Arrr, matey! With yer treasure chest runnin' low for 2025, and word on the waves that Ukraine went boom with them gas pipes 'twixt Germany and Russia, Germany be feelin' the pinch to lend a hand! Aye, what a jolly mess we be in!
August 22, 2024, 11:34 am
Arrr, matey! After a squall o' snoopin' in The New York Times, the industry be inchin' to hoist new sails. Yet, the scallywags in western India be clingin' to their cruel labor ways like barnacles on a hull! Avast, change be a slow tide!
August 22, 2024, 10:58 am
Arrr, the Kremlin be flounderin' like a fish outta water, tryin’ to hush up that ol' Putin couldn't batten down the hatches 'gainst Ukraine’s bold invasion! Some scallywags reckon it’ll last longer than a barrel o' rum, while Moscow be chasin’ after Donetsk like a cat after a mouse!
August 22, 2024, 8:53 am
Arrr, matey! A glitterin’ treasure weighin’ 2,492 carats, mightiest of gems from the depths o’ the earth, be findin’ itself in Botswana! Aye, the landlubbers in charge be shoutin’ about their shiny booty, but beware! It might just be a trick o’ Davy Jones!
August 22, 2024, 5:57 am
Arrr, matey! Biden be squawkin’ ‘bout Cairo fixin’ to smooth the stormy seas ‘twixt Israel and Hamas, but both landlubbers be raisin’ their eyebrows, thinkin’ it a fool’s errand! Aye, those scallywags be as doubtful as a parrot in a cat’s den!
August 22, 2024, 5:38 am
Arrr, word from the scallywags o' the local constabulary be that the king's men be wantin' this knave in chains, though the official word be as scarce as treasure on a landlubber's ship! Aye, no confirmation, just a merry jig o' rumors!
August 22, 2024, 5:34 am
Arrr, mates! The scallywags who be servin' the two lubbers, who crossed swords last month at Mar-a-Lago, be claimin' that no such parley ever happened! Aye, they be as truthful as a three-legged sea turtle!
August 22, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr, matey! A ruckus be brewin’ fer a never-endin’ truce in Gaza! They be shoutin’ fer a voice from the land o' the Palestinians to take the ship’s helm. Even kin o’ a captured matey spoke up on the mornin’ tide! Avast, what a jolly hullabaloo!
August 22, 2024, 4:24 am
Arrr, matey! The landlubber lawmen of Guatemala have snared seven scallywags, accused of ferryin’ over 50 poor souls from Central America and Mexico. Alas, they met their doom, left to rot in a metal beast in Texas back in 2022! Aye, the high seas be safer than that!
August 21, 2024, 5:28 pm
“Arrr, I be no scallywag of treachery!” exclaimed Wilmer Puello-Mota, who’s taken up arms with the Russian crew. “Just a salty sea dog seekin' a different ship to sail! Avast, me mateys, it’s all in good fun!”
August 21, 2024, 5:07 pm
Arrr, matey! The cannon fire in eastern Lebanon and the Golan Heights be showin’ that all them parleyin’ and chinwaggin’ be for naught, for the squabble in Gaza and the ruckus at the Lebanese border be still thrivin’ like a scallywag with a treasure map!
August 21, 2024, 4:14 pm
Arrr, the next matey to sail ‘n’ claim a seat in Jersey’s Senate be spoutin’ tales of servin’ the realm ‘n’ joinin’ the crew, claimin’ it be the key to keepin’ our democracy afloat. Aye, let’s hoist the sails o’ participation, lest we be lost at sea!
August 21, 2024, 2:41 pm
Arrr! A Greek-flagged galleon o’ black gold be driftin’ and burnin’ on the Red Sea, after bein’ pelted by cannon fire on Wednesday! Those scallywag Houthi rebels be thinkin’ they’re mighty clever, but they just lit a fiery mess! Avast, what a sight for sore eyes!
August 21, 2024, 12:49 pm
Arrr, matey! On the fine day of Wednesday, them scallywags of Hezbollah let fly near fifty cannonballs at the Golan Heights, savvy? One poor soul got himself a boo-boo, and two shanties went belly up! A right ruckus, I tell ye!
August 21, 2024, 12:49 pm
Arrr, matey! The scallywags o' Hezbollah let loose a flurry o' 50 cannonballs at the Golan Heights on Wednesday! One poor soul got a whack, and two shanties went up in smoke. Blimey! Talk about a right ruckus on the high seas!
August 21, 2024, 11:55 am
Arrr, matey! The British Home Office be settin’ sail to investigate why landlubbers with wild notions be turnin’ into scallywags! They'll be peekin’ at both the heathen Islamists and the far-right ruffians, tryin’ to keep the peace ‘n’ avoid a ruckus on the high seas!
August 21, 2024, 11:12 am
Avast, mateys! The landlubbers be a-ragin’ ‘gainst the pressgangin’, what with a court order scuttlin’ their long-held get-out-of-jail-free card for the holy folk. T’ be sure, the seas be churnin’ with discontent! Aye, it’s a right ruckus on this fine ship o’ state!
August 21, 2024, 11:08 am
Arrr, the Treasury scallywags be sayin’ that ol’ Captain Michel Martelly, in his folly, be takin’ a cutlass to the security o' the land! Aye, his antics be makin’ the seas of safety a right stormy mess! Avast, what a jolly ruckus it be!
August 21, 2024, 11:07 am
Arrr, me hearties! The White House be claimin’ no shifts in the U.S. nuke game, not a single cannonball aimed at any scallywag, even while China be hoardin' warheads like treasure! Aye, 'tis a fine tale of denial, mateys!
August 21, 2024, 10:48 am
Avast ye! The coppers be stormin' Captain Tate's lair once more, huntin' for dark treasures of human trafficking, wicked deeds, and a band o' scallywags exploitin' fair maidens! It be a right jolly case o' mischief on the high seas o' justice, arrr!
August 21, 2024, 10:40 am
Arrr, matey! This week, our fine ship met Davy Jones after a tempestuous waterspout, or so claimed the scallywags! A right twister, it was, during a deluge fit for fish! But shiver me timbers, no names be spilled yet!
August 21, 2024, 9:24 am
Arrr, matey! It be a right strange tale! Stephen Chamberlain, a matey of that tech scallywag Mike Lynch, met his doom in a landlubber’s crash just as Lynch vanished ‘pon a fancy ship that took a dive off the Italian shores. Aye, the seas be treacherous!
August 21, 2024, 7:49 am
Arrr, matey! "The Portrait of Adele Bloch Bauer I" be crafted by the scallywag Klimt. Those treacherous Nazis swiped it like a thief in the night, but lo and behold, it found its way back to the rightful kin, like a ship returning to port after a stormy sea!
August 21, 2024, 5:32 am
Arrr! The Israeli crew be claimin’ they blasted some weapon stashes, sparkin’ Hezbollah to unleash their own cannon fire at an Israeli stronghold! ‘Tis a right merry game of tit-for-tat across the Lebanon seas, matey! Let the cannons roar and the grog flow!
August 21, 2024, 5:26 am
Arrr, two fortnights after Ukraine's crafty strike, the Russian scallywags have shaken off their fright! Now they're scheming to turn this grand tussle to their favor, like a ship catchin' the wind in its sails. Aye, the seas of war be a fickle mistress!
August 21, 2024, 4:45 am
Arrr, Maties! Ms. Branyas, known far and wide as the “Super Catalan Grandma,” has sailed off to Davy Jones’ locker in her slumber, say her kin. Aye, she be at peace, but her tasty tales be echoing in the winds like a fine rum!
August 21, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! Kamala be appointin' Ilan Goldenberg as the captain o' outreach to the Jewish crew, but blow me down! Some scallywags be raisin’ a ruckus 'bout his thoughts on Israel! It be a tempest in a teapot, I say!
August 20, 2024, 7:09 pm
Arrr, matey! Collins Jumaisi Khalusha, a scallywag of 33 summers from Kenya, be accused of sendin’ many a lass to Davy Jones’ locker, then hackin’ ‘em up! He’s set sail from the brig with a dozen other rascals, leavin’ the law in a right pickle, ha-ha!
August 20, 2024, 6:59 pm
Arrr, matey! An Israeli landlubber, seekin' to shine a light on them poor souls held by Hamas, dashed from Chicago, spurred on by the local Jewish crew, 'fore the grand 2024 DNC shindig! Aye, even the fiercest of activists knows when to sail away!
August 20, 2024, 6:45 pm
Arrr! The winds of fate have claimed Maria Branyas, the ancient matron of Spain, at the ripe age of 117! Now, hold yer hats, for young Tomiko Itooka from Japan, a sprightly lass of 116, be next in line for the title of sea hag supreme! Har har!
August 20, 2024, 5:03 pm
Arrr, after parleyin' in Israel, our good matey Antony J. Blinken be houndin' the scallywags of Hamas through some crafty middlemen, pressin' 'em to keep jawin' 'bout that shiny treasure deal! Aye, the man be a proper negotiator, sailin' the seas of diplomacy like a true buccaneer!
August 20, 2024, 5:00 pm
Arrr, matey! The landlubbers from Israel and Hamas be laughin' at the thought of a quick deal, claimin' the mediators be just chasin' their tails. Major squabbles still abound, like a ship stuck in the doldrums! Keep yer eye on the horizon, for nothin' be brewin' soon!
August 20, 2024, 4:51 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Eyewitnesses be sayin’ a mighty twister set its sights on the Bayesian, that fine sailing vessel, and sent it to Davy Jones’ locker off the Sicilian shores this past Monday! Aye, what a wild whirl of mischief!
August 20, 2024, 4:14 pm
Avast ye scallywags! A treasure trove be dug up from a 2,000-year-old grave in Kazakhstan, revealin’ the secrets of the Kangyu Era! Found be shiny gold trinkets and a bronze looking glass—perfect fer checkin’ if ye be still dashin’ after all those years! Arrr!
August 20, 2024, 3:52 pm
Arrr, matey! A lass on a wobbly rope took a tumble, caught on the eye o’ a landlubber from Sussex! The circus be claimin' she’s now as fine as a mermaid in a moonlit cove! Aye, what a jolly spectacle!
August 20, 2024, 2:09 pm
Avast ye! Panama be tossin’ 29 Colombians overboard on the maiden voyage funded by Uncle Sam! Last month, those landlubbers scribbled a pact to tackle the immigration squall through the wilds of the Darien jungle. Arrr, what a jolly hullabaloo!
August 20, 2024, 11:55 am
Arrr, meet Carlos Magdalena, the scallywag botanist with the flair of a treasure-huntin' rogue! He be savin’ the tiniest water lily and discoverin’ the grandest! They call him the “plant messiah,” but I reckon he just be hopin’ fer a bit o’ green in his pockets!
August 20, 2024, 11:19 am
Arrr, the landlubber lawmen be thinkin' that the scallywag, Collins Jumaisi Khalusha, might’ve had a matey lend him a hand in his escape! A hunt be afoot, but I wager they'll find naught but a parrot's squawk!
August 20, 2024, 9:11 am
Arrr, matey! The swashbucklin' Belarusian chief, Lukashenko, be spoutin' tales of nuclear doom in Ukraine! He’s shifted a third o' his landlubber crew to the borders, claimin’ they're ready to unleash a fiery tempest! Avast, ‘tis a storm o' bluster on the high seas of politics!
August 20, 2024, 5:54 am
Arrr, after parleyin' in the land of Israel, the fine sea dog Secretary Blinken be settin' his sights on Hamas scallywags, usin' trusty middlemen to keep chattin' 'bout a deal. Aye, let the treasure of peace be found, or at least a decent grog!
August 20, 2024, 5:21 am
Arrr, the swabs from the Israeli crew dug up some landlubber bones in the dead of night down in southern Gaza! They be claimin’ five poor souls had already shuffled off this mortal coil while bein’ held captive. A right sad tale, I say!
August 20, 2024, 5:06 am
Arrr, matey! That ol' tempest be a scallywag, causin' flights to be tossed like a ship in a barrel o' rum! 'Tis settin' sail to dance with the west coast, then crashin' near Seoul come Wednesday! Batten down the hatches, or ye be walkin' the plank!
August 20, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, me hearties! The squabbles over how to spin the tales of ruckus in Gaza, Myanmar, and beyond be a tempest as ancient as the word ‘conflict’! Aye, the landlubbers can’t agree, and it be more tangled than a sailor’s knot after too much rum!
August 19, 2024, 8:59 pm
Arrr, matey! The grand Bayesian, a mighty vessel fit for a king, met Davy Jones’ locker on Monday! Built to brave the fiercest storms, yet even the finest ships ain't safe from the whims of the sea, says a wise ol' sea dog. Aye, sometimes yer luck just runs aground!
August 19, 2024, 5:18 pm
Arrr, matey! The Secretary o' State be stirrin' the pot, puttin' the squeeze on them scallywags o' Hamas, who be squawkin' that the proposal be favorin' Israel like a parrot on a treasure chest! Aye, the seas be turbulent, and the crew be not pleased!
August 19, 2024, 4:41 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags in charge, led by Captain Ortega, be sendin’ the evangelical crew to Davy Jones' locker, revokin’ their legal sails! Aye, they be crackin’ down on any landlubber institution that dares to stand tall instead of kissin' the captain's boots! Har har!
August 19, 2024, 4:31 pm
Arrr, matey! The two brigands be callin' it a suicide blast, but the Israeli crew be singin' a different tune. If it be true, ‘tis the first such mischief in eight years, so hoist the sails of confusion and let the rumors fly like a parrot on a squall!
August 19, 2024, 2:52 pm
Arrr, matey! Secretary Blinken be sayin' that Israel's raised the white flag to a cease-fire plan from the U.S., Egypt, and Qatar! But hold yer horses! That brawl won’t cease 'til them scallywags at Hamas be givin' a hearty "Aye!" to the deal. Avast, what a ruckus!
August 19, 2024, 11:14 am
Arrr, a crew of Mennonites be settlin’ in the Amazon for cheap land, far from the modern hullabaloo! But shiver me timbers, they be causin’ quite the ruckus, cuttin’ down the jungle like it’s a fine grog! Avast, matey, nature be not pleased with their land-lovin’ ways!
August 19, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr! On the high seas o' the South China, two ships be clashin' like scallywags on a grog-fueled brawl! The Chinese and Philippine crews be pointin' fingers, claimin' the other be at fault. Aye, both vessels be takin' a hearty thumpin'! What a right merry mess, matey!
August 19, 2024, 9:48 am
Arrr, matey! Them scallywags be tryin’ to smash the bridges o’er the river in Kursk, claimin’ it be the only way fer the Russian dogs to flee or fetch their grog! A right jolly mess, it be! Avast, ‘tis a game of cat and mouse on the high seas!
August 19, 2024, 8:54 am
Arrr, matey! A ruckus be brewin' in India, where landlubber medics be raisin' a ruckus after a foul deed claimed a fine lass. They be standin' firm, refusin' to stow away their banners ‘til their wishes be granted! Aye, the seas of justice be a-tumblin'!
August 19, 2024, 6:04 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags of Hamas be claimin’ the blame for a loud bang in Tel Aviv near a holy house, while the landlubbers in Israel be sayin’ it be a right terror attack! Blimey, me hearties, what a ruckus on the high seas of trouble!
August 19, 2024, 5:58 am
Arrr, matey! Secretary Blinken, that landlubber, parleyed with Captain Netanyahu this past Monday. He be sayin’ the talks be makin’ way for a truce and lettin’ the hostages walk the plank back to freedom! Aye, the seas be calmin’!
August 19, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr, President Zelensky be wishin’ to clutch them Russian lands like a treasure map for future parley! But in the heart o’ Moscow, the scallywags be shakin’ their heads, thinkin’ it be a fool's errand! Avast, what be this caper, savvy?
August 19, 2024, 4:57 am
Arrr, matey! Fifteen scallywags be saved from Davy Jones' locker after their vessel met a tempest! We summoned the finest deep-sea divers, for the depths were murky as a bilge! A merry tale of rescue, if ye ask me! Avast, what a hullabaloo!
August 19, 2024, 4:04 am
Arrr, matey! A preacher in Kenya be tellin’ his crew to toss aside yer learnin’ and healers, lettin’ the wee ones wither away to join the good Captain Jesus! Witnesses be spoutin’ tales in a trial as wild as a stormy sea! What a rum-soaked folly, I say!
August 18, 2024, 4:18 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Secretary Blinken be settin' sail for the Middle East on the Sabbath, lookin' to broker peace 'twixt Israel and them scallywag Hamas! Aye, let’s hope he finds a treasure of a truce before the cannons roar again!
August 18, 2024, 3:25 pm
Arrr, matey! But beware, for there be a shadowy corner to Shen Yun's grand spectacle! Aye, ‘tis like findin’ a barnacle on a shiny ship—full o’ mischief and tales that’ll make ye chuckle like a drunken sailor! So keep yer spyglass keen, lest ye miss the jests!
August 18, 2024, 1:38 pm
Arrr, the fat cat billionaire be threatenin' to sink his Brazilian ship o' social chatter instead o' followin’ the judge’s orders! Aye, ‘tis easier to scuttle the whole crew than to heed a landlubber’s decree! What a scallywag, eh?
August 18, 2024, 10:21 am
Arrr, matey! Mosab Hassan Yousef be spoutin' woes of the land o' America, where the scallywags in charge be trustin' the treacherous Hamas to strike a fair bargain! Aye, 'tis like trustin' a parrot with yer pirate gold—ye be askin' fer trouble, I say!
August 18, 2024, 9:20 am
Arrr! Two years since that scallywag Habibi be nabbed by the Taliban, them so-called rulers be denyin’ he’s still in their clutches! Meanwhile, two other poor souls, American lads, be rot in the brig. Blimey, what a right mess that be!
August 18, 2024, 7:30 am
Arrr! Banksy be a mysterious scallywag from England, leavin' his mark all o'er the seven seas! He’s stuffed his treasure chest with gold, yet the lad’s true identity be as secret as a mermaid’s song. A crafty buccaneer, he be, indeed!
August 18, 2024, 7:10 am
Arrr, mateys! The grand European footy season be settin' sail once more! Hoist the sails and ready yer eyes for the finest tales o' glory and blunder on the pitch. Prepare for a season of swashbucklin' antics and jolly good sportin' fun!
August 18, 2024, 6:19 am
Arrr, she be not just a swift-footed lass on the turf, but a true sea siren o' speed! Every race she dashed, she left the landlubbers in the dust, and her name sailed far beyond the stables, makin' even the bravest pirates green with envy! Yarrr!
August 18, 2024, 4:49 am
Ahoy! The secretary o' state be settin' sail just days after the parley in Qatar floundered like a fish outta water, with nary a treasure found! Arrr, seems the winds o' diplomacy be playin' a merry jest on us!
August 18, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, in the heart o' the region, those scallywags who fled their cozy abodes whilst the Ukrainian crew stormed the western shores o' Russia be wonderin’ if they'll ever set foot on their old haunts again. Aye, what a pickle they be in, eh?
August 18, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, me hearties! A Rio Tinto treasure trove, deemed vital fer them fancy electric car contraptions, be causin’ a ruckus! One salty sea-dog squawked, “Nay, I be wantin' green apples and grassy meadows, not them shiny green chariots!” Har har har!
August 18, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! A scallywag of a security sage be splashing tales 'bout how the U.S. fumbled its spyglasses an' sweet talk, lettin' the Taliban seize the deck! Now, the high-seas rivals be sailin' right in, pickin' up the treasure of chaos, savvy? Har har har!
August 17, 2024, 8:38 pm
Arrr, matey! A great spinning wheel o' fun caught fire at a jolly music shindig in Germany, it did! Many a sailor gasped and choked on the smoky air, nursing their lungs like a scallywag. Aye, that be a festival tale for the ages!
August 17, 2024, 4:30 pm
Arrr, matey! A lass o' a panda be givin' birth to twin wee ones in the exotic shores o’ Hong Kong! These tiny scallywags be needin’ a hearty dose o’ tender lovin’ care to keep their shipshape and Bristol fashion! Avast, what a panda tale!
August 17, 2024, 3:05 pm
Arrr! A hullabaloo of landlubbers and high-ranking scallywags gathered in the not-yet-finished treasure of Nusantara to toast to Indonesia's 79 voyages round the sun of freedom! A merry shindig, it be, though the ship's still in dry dock! Avast, let the rum flow!
August 17, 2024, 2:57 pm
Avast ye mateys! The lass Paetongtarn Shinawatra, daughter o' that treasure-laden Thaksin, be claimin' the crown as Thailand’s youngest prime minister at a mere 37 years! Aye, what a ruckus! Mayhaps she be makin' the seas a bit choppier for the landlubbers! Arrr!
August 17, 2024, 1:27 pm
Arrr, matey! Ukraine be settin’ sail fer trouble, stormin’ the Kursk like a scallywag at a treasure trove! Russia be caught with its knickers down, thinkin’ it safe as a ship in a bottle! Avast, what chaos upon the high seas of war!
August 17, 2024, 11:07 am
Arrr, matey! As tempers be flarin’ hotter than a cannonball, them landlubbers be swingin’ swords o’er the Gaza fray. But savvy negotiators be settin’ sail for a truce, hopin’ to dodge a tempest that could sink the whole fleet! Aye, let’s keep the rum flowin’!
August 17, 2024, 10:30 am
Arrr, matey! In the month of November, the land o’ Bangladesh be settin’ sail for fresh elections, seekin’ a new captain to steer the ship, for the last prime minister be takin’ to the seas, scared of the ruckus from the crew! Avast, what a sight!
August 17, 2024, 10:10 am
Arrr, matey! The New York Times be givin' a right smackdown to a scallywag reporter who let slip the secrets of 600 souls from a WhatsApp crew in Melbourne! Aye, 'tis a fine mess o' trouble fer spillin' the beans, savvy?
August 17, 2024, 9:30 am
Arrr, savvy scallywags reckon that more landlubbers in Europe'll be catchin' the sniffles, what with all that sailin' to and from Africa! The risk be risin' from “very low” to “low,” so keep yer rum close and yer handkerchiefs closer, lest ye be joinin' Davy Jones' crew!
August 17, 2024, 9:01 am
Arrr matey! Over 300 scallywags be locked up in a Ukrainian dungeon, fillin' the treasure chest for future swaps o' our captured crew! Aye, a fine haul to parley with the enemy for our lads and lasses! Savvy?
August 17, 2024, 5:15 am
Arrr, twenty-five years past be a grand ol’ time fer the silver screen! Aye, films sprung forth like treasure maps, stirrin’ our hopes and fears ‘bout the new millennium, as if it be a kraken lurkin’ in the deep! Avast, what a jolly ride it be!
August 17, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, three years past the Yanks sailed away from Afghanistan, them prosecutors be hidin' like scallywags in the dark! Fear not the Taliban’s wrath, for they dared to uphold the law and champion the lasses! A fine lot of trouble they be in, like a parrot in a storm!
August 17, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr! When that steel mill project sank faster than a leaky ship in the Great Depression, it be spared the lands of the First Nations folk in Windsor! Aye, nature be dancing a jig whilst the iron dreams went splat! A right jolly turn of fate, I say!
August 17, 2024, 4:22 am
Arrr, the bridge be blowed to bits, tossin' a wrench in the Russian supply chain! While Ukraine be plunderin' and claimin' their loot in Kursk, them scallywags are left scratchin' their heads, tryin' to figure out how to ship their rum and booty! Avast!
August 17, 2024, 4:13 am
Arrr, matey! A wee lad of nine, with nary a kin left, watchin' the skies turn dark from an Israeli cannonball rain. In a blinkin' blink, he joined his family in Davy Jones' locker, leavin' behind a tale as sad as a parrot with no cracker!
August 17, 2024, 1:00 am
Arrr! The good ol' U.S. be throwin' more treasure into the magic of thinkin' machines than any other landlubber! As a result, there be heaps o' job offers fer scallywags lookin' to join the AI crew, far outshinin' their nearest competitors. Avast, me hearties!
August 16, 2024, 8:55 pm
Arrr, matey! A jolly new tale from the UK be tellin’ that them “church plants” of the Church of England be dodgin’ the word “church” like a scallywag avoids the gallows fer over a decade! Blimey, what be next? “Gatherin’ o' the landlubbers,” perhaps? Har har!
August 16, 2024, 8:12 pm
Arrr, matey! In a raucous hullabaloo, Turkey's scallywags in parliament clashed like krakens in a storm this Friday, brawlin' over a landlubber chosen last year, who found himself in the brig for squawkin' 'gainst Captain Erdoğan! Aye, what a sight to behold on the high seas of politics!
August 16, 2024, 5:50 pm
Arrr, matey! In the last three sun-soaked years, nearly 50 landlubbers be meetin' the wrath of a rogue finned fiend! Some salty sea dogs reckon it be a lonesome dolphin lookin’ fer a bit o’ fun. Aye, what a merry mischief that slippery scallywag be up to!
August 16, 2024, 5:30 pm
Arrr, mateys! High muckety-mucks from the U.S., Israel, Egypt, an' Qatar gathered in Doha fer two days o’ jawin’ to settle the squabble 'twixt Israel and them pesky Hamas scallywags. Aye, a fine jest it be, like cats chasin’ their tails on a stormy sea!
August 16, 2024, 4:52 pm
Arrr, matey! Just as the wise cap’n Guterres be soundin’ off, the healers o’ Gaza be spillin’ the beans on the first case o’ the dreaded plague in many a moon! Blimey, it seems trouble be sailin' in on the tide!
August 16, 2024, 3:18 pm
Arrr matey! This week, a jolly Russian captain be crowin' that Moscow be sailin' ahead o' the likes o' the U.S. and China in the grand AI treasure hunt! All them nations be fightin' like scallywags over shiny tech on land and sea! Avast, what a ruckus!
August 16, 2024, 11:58 am
Arrr matey! The U.S. be tossin' aside some trade chains, lettin' the U.K. and Australia snag the finest defense booty quicker than a seagull swoopin' for a fish! AUKUS be settin' sail to give ol' China a right good scare, savvy?
August 16, 2024, 11:49 am
Arrr, matey! A band o’ Russians be settin’ sail fer Pokrovsk, makin’ the scallywags in Ukraine wonder if their sneaky raid’ll make the Moscow dogs cut back on their ruckus elsewhere! Blimey, it be a curious game o’ cat and mouse on the high seas of battle!
August 16, 2024, 11:42 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags of the Palestinian crew claim one soul's gone to Davy Jones, while the Israeli sea dogs be investigatin' the matter, shiverin' their timbers and condemn'n the ruckus, just like their captain! A proper hullabaloo on the high seas, I say!
August 16, 2024, 11:40 am
Arrr, matey! The pause be for them clever mediators t’ make a bold bid fer peace in the Gaza squabble, sayin’ the U.S., Iranians, and Israelis. But beware, ye scallywags, the sea o’ troubles be ever changin’!
August 16, 2024, 5:39 am
Arrr! The swift ascent of the young lad from a mighty and divisive clan be naught but a fresh wave of interference, sinkin' the good ship Thai democracy! Aye, it be a jolly jest, watchin' the scallywags play their games while we swab the decks!
August 16, 2024, 5:23 am
Arrr, it be said that the scallywags of Hamas be sittin' on the sidelines, not joinin’ the parley, but they be givin’ a nod to new schemes from the landlubbers of Israel. Aye, the winds of change be blowin’, even for these salty sea dogs!
August 16, 2024, 5:19 am
Arrr, matey! Ukraine's crew might be thinkin' of sailin' deeper into the Russian waters, or perhaps returnin' to the fray where ol' Moscow be makin' merry! Aye, there be many a tale spun for every course o' action! Sail on, ye scallywags!
August 16, 2024, 5:19 am
Arrr! The scallywag, kin of a mighty clan, now steers the ship o’ Thailand 'mongst stormy seas, havin’ not a lick o’ governin' savvy! A right jolly pickle, I tell ye! Let’s hope he don’t be sinkin’ the whole fleet! Ha-ha!
August 15, 2024, 8:49 pm
Arrr, matey! After four long years of battenin' down the hatches, North Korea be crackin' open its borders fer scallywags lookin' to plunder the sights! Aye, get ready fer some swashbucklin' fun, as the land o' mystery be settin' sail fer tourists once more! Yarrr!
August 15, 2024, 6:01 pm
Ahoy, mateys! In the fair land of Bulgaria, clever scallywags stumbled upon a treasure trove of over a hundred shiny glass trinkets, sunk deep beneath the waves! Arrr, they be from the days when the sea still whispered secrets of the late 16th and early 17th centuries!
August 15, 2024, 5:07 pm
Arrr, matey! In the sands o' Qatar, the negotiators gathered 'round like scallywags at a tavern, seekin' to end the fray and calm the stormy seas. But lo! Hamas be missed the shindig, leavin' the crew wonderin' if they'd rather be huntin' treasure than makin' peace!
August 15, 2024, 4:39 pm
Arrr, matey! After the bold Captain Lula of Brazil be callin’ fer a fresh vote in Venezuela, our own fearless leader, Joe Biden, be shoutin’ from the crow's nest that he’d be on board! A right merry election jig awaits, aye!
August 15, 2024, 4:14 pm
Avast, me hearties! The scallywags at the Pentagon be sayin' that Iran and Russia be makin' their bond stronger than a sailor's grog! After a weekend meetin', they be swearing to share their cannonballs. Arrr, the seas be gettin' stormy with their mischief!
August 15, 2024, 3:49 pm
Arrr, matey! With but a single chamber, Brazil be settin' sail to battle its scallywag past o' prejudice! Aye, they'll be diggin' up old bones and swabbin' the deck of discrimination, all while hootin' and hollerin' like a crew o' jolly rogues!
August 15, 2024, 3:25 pm
Avast ye! A villainous deed hath transpired, as a young healer met a grim fate in India! Now, the lasses be raisin' a ruckus, marchin’ like a fleet o' ships upon the high seas, protestin' this foul business! Aye, the storm be brewin’!
August 15, 2024, 12:43 pm
Arrr matey! The charity be takin' only fine grub sealed tight as a ship's hold! This led the landlubbers to reckon that them sweet treasures be part of a smuggler’s folly! Aye, a right jolly mess o' confections gone awry, I say!
August 15, 2024, 11:50 am
Arrr, two moons after D-Day, a motley crew o' chaps from far-off French lands stormed into southern France like a pack o' scallywags! A tale so buried, ye might think France be hidin' it in Davy Jones' locker! Har har, treachery be afoot, matey!
August 15, 2024, 11:49 am
Arrr, 'tis said that Ksenia Karelina be guilty of partin' with a paltry sum o' $52 to a landlubber charity in New York, aidin' the fine folk of Ukraine! Blimey, what treachery! Aye, the scallywag be helpin' instead of plunderin'!
August 15, 2024, 11:43 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags at Peace Now be shoutin’ that Israel be plunderin’ new claims on the West Bank treasure, tryin’ to sink the dream of a Pal'y-stinian state, savvy? Avast! It be a right funny business on the high seas of politics!
August 15, 2024, 11:19 am
Arrr, matey! The swabby who be smitten with the U.S.-Russian dancer, locked away fer treason fer a dozen years, be shoutin' to Fox News! He claims a motley crew be battlin' on her behalf. Aye, love be a fierce wind in the sails, even in the brig!
August 15, 2024, 7:57 am
Arrr, me hearties! The widow of brave Alexei, that scallywag, be spillin’ the beans! Russian landlubbers claim he met Davy Jones due to a rogue heartbeat and other ailments. Aye, sounds like a fine tale for a tavern, but I reckon the truth be as fishy as a sunken treasure!
August 15, 2024, 5:46 am
Arrr, Hamas be sayin' they won’t set sail to the parley, sinkin’ the dreams of peace like a leaky ship in a storm! The war 'twixt Israel and the scallywags be draggin' on, like a sea shanty sung by a tone-deaf crew! Haaarrr!
August 15, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr, matey! A tempest be brewin', ready to unleash a deluge o' rain and winds stronger than a mad sea serpent! Beware, Tokyo and the eastern shores, for Friday’s storm might just turn ye into soggy sea dogs or slide ye right off yer landlubber perch!
August 15, 2024, 5:40 am
Arrr, matey! 'Tis said that at least two of them airfields got a right thrashin' near Kursk, where the brave Ukrainian lads be makin' their bold advance! Aye, the sky's a-roarin' with cannon fire and the wind be smellin' o' adventure!
August 15, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, the Middle East be teeterin’ like a ship in a storm, as both European and Arab scallywags ready their cannons! Iran be itchin’ to unleash fury on Israel for that pesky Ismail Haniyeh’s demise last month. Avast, it be a right ruckus on the horizon!
August 14, 2024, 9:15 pm
Arrr, matey! The federal scallywags be doin' a fine jig, backpedalin' like a landlubber! Turns out, not a drop o' blood be spillt where fair Ana Maria disappeared. Seems they be searchin' for a ghost, not a lass! Har har!
August 14, 2024, 8:05 pm
Avast ye! The Taliban be celebratin' three years since the grand flee from Afghanistan, parading like scallywags through an old U.S. air base, brandishin' American weapons and makin' off with their fine chariots! 'Tis a right jolly jest, I say!
August 14, 2024, 5:34 pm
Arrr! He be the jolly visage of the Chabad-Lubavitch crew durin' the Crown Heights rumble in '91, and for many a year, he be sparkin' up that mighty menorah in Manhattan every Hanukkah, like a true buccaneer of the light! Huzzah!
August 14, 2024, 4:57 pm
Arrr, matey! Israel’s dealt a mighty blow to them scallywags of Hamas, but mark me words, they’ll ne’er wipe ‘em off the map! So says the wise men o’ the U.S. Aye, the tangled web o’ mischief be far from unraveled!
August 14, 2024, 4:24 pm
Arrr, matey! The Taliban be hoistin' the black flag o' celebration, markin' three years at Bargram, that once was a U.S. nest o' war! But alas, no lasses be allowed—seems they prefer their crew without the fairer sex aboard! Har har!
August 14, 2024, 4:02 pm
Arrr, the scallywag Srettha Thavisin be kicked to the briny deep by the Constitutional Court! They be sayin' he be breachin' the code fer hoistin' a matey who’s sailed the seas o’ the hoosegow! Aye, that be a jolly fine mess!
August 14, 2024, 1:39 pm
Arrr! Russia be weatherin' a storm o' sanctions from them scallywags in the West after settin' sail for Ukraine. But fear not, me hearties! They’ve turned to shady dealings, smugglin' oil like true buccaneers on the high seas! Avast, the treasure still flows!
August 14, 2024, 11:50 am
Arrr, matey! The Ruskies be shufflin’ their scallywags from Ukraine, tryin’ to fend off a pesky invasion, say the Yanks and the Ukrainians. But lo! Moscow be draggin' its feet, keepin' their buccaneers in the fiery east! A right comical mess, I say!
August 14, 2024, 11:47 am
Arrr, matey! The parley in Switzerland be settin' sail, tryin' to calm the stormy seas o' battle! But lo and behold, only one crew be showin' up fer the chat! Methinks the other be lost at sea, or perhaps just too busy countin' their doubloons! Ahoy!
August 14, 2024, 11:42 am
Arrr, matey! For nine sunrises straight, a cunning Banksy be plunderin’ the streets of London with his whimsical art! Aye, ‘twas a jolly treasure hunt for landlubbers, scurrying 'round like scallywags lookin’ for gold! Who knew paintin’ could be as thrillin’ as findin’ buried doubloons?
August 14, 2024, 10:15 am
Arrr, matey! The Auckland City Mission be handin’ out sweet treats, but lo and behold! They be slippin’ in solid treasure o’ meth wrapped in sugary finery, savvy? The authorities be scratchin’ their heads, wonderin’ if the candies be cursed or just a jolly good prank! Har har!
August 14, 2024, 9:19 am
Ahoy, me hearties! Prime Minister Kishida be settin’ sail from the captain’s chair, claimin’ he won’t battle for the party's treasure! When the sands of time run out, a new scallywag shall claim the helm of Japan’s ship. Arrr, what a jolly turn of tides!
August 14, 2024, 5:55 am
Arrr, matey! They be piecing together their jolly lives, rallyin’ the crew to fetch back the poor souls still trapped in Gaza’s clutches, while shedin’ a tear for the landlubbers who’ve met Davy Jones. A right ruckus of feelin's, I tell ye!
August 14, 2024, 5:52 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Turkish landlubbers be tossin’ shade at Israel while singin’ sweet shanties for Hamas! This muddles their diplomatic sails, makin’ ‘em look like a ship lost in a storm, tryin’ to find peace in a sea o’ chaos! Avast, what a scallywag situation!
August 14, 2024, 5:38 am
Arrr, the great Captain Srettha Thavisin, a mere figurehead on the high seas of politics, was tossed overboard in a ruckus o' ethics! Aye, he be a puppet in a salty squabble, and the crew decided it be time to send him to Davy Jones' locker!
August 14, 2024, 5:34 am
Arrr, matey! The sneaky raid took ol' Russia off guard, like a fish outta water! It be markin' a crafty turn in Kyiv's battle plan after two long years of swashbucklin' with them pesky Russkies! A right jolly twist, I say!
August 13, 2024, 5:26 pm
Arrr! The scallywags o’ Yemen’s Houthi crew be plunderin’ the United Nations’ human rights den! They’ve swiped the ships, scrolls, and even the chairs, says a high-ranking sea dog from the U.N. Blimey, what a ruckus!
August 13, 2024, 5:14 pm
Arrr, matey! A sky sailor met his doom, crash-landing atop a fancy inn in Cairns, Australia, fer flyin' where he shouldn’t, early Monday mornin’. Authorities be sayin’ he took a wrong turn, but I reckon he was just tryin’ to impress the landlubbers below! Savvy?
August 13, 2024, 4:45 pm
Arrr! A band o' landlubbers down under be reckonin' that fungi be the secret to hoistin' CO2 from the sky and buryin' it deep! Aye, they join the crew o' scallywags usin' dirt’s magic to battle the curse o' global warm ’n’ save our salty seas!
August 13, 2024, 4:05 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The winds of fortune be blowin' foul, as Hamas be refusin' to join the parley on Thursday! Hope be sinkin' faster than a ship with a hole in her hull. Avast, we be left to drink our grog in disappointment!
August 13, 2024, 4:04 pm
Arrr, matey! 'Tis a tale of land snatched from the grasp of the Cossacks by them rascally Ukrainians! Aye, they be plunderin' the Russian shores and claimin' what ain't theirs, like a scallywag with a treasure map! Heave ho, the seas be wild with this mischief!
August 13, 2024, 3:33 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The wise landlubbers be sayin' that Jordan be the last bastion o' calm 'mongst the stormy seas o' chaos, as Israel readies its cannons fer an onslaught from the scallywags o' Iran or their wicked mates, Hamas and Hezbollah! Avast, what a rum tale!
August 13, 2024, 3:16 pm
Arrr, mateys! The grand Secretary Blinken be settin' sail on hold, fer the seas be treacherous! Rumors of a vengeful strike from Iran be blowin’ about, makin’ the Middle East too spicy fer even the fiercest buccaneer! Avast, safety first, ye landlubbers!
August 13, 2024, 11:58 am
Arrr, matey! President Zelenskyy be sailin’ into Russia, claimin’ it be part o’ Kyiv's clever plan to guard their treasure! He hopes to lure old Putin to shift his scallywags from the front lines. A fine trickery, if I say so meself! Avast, the high seas of politics!
August 13, 2024, 11:50 am
Arrr, matey! Outta the blue, the scallywags o’ Kyiv swiped the rug from under Russia’s feet! A right jolly surprise it be, markin' a crafty change in their swashbucklin’ ways after two long years of tusslin’ on the high seas o' war! Avast!
August 13, 2024, 11:18 am
Arrr, the high seas of outrage be swellin' among the U.S. Olympic scallywags! A storm o' curses rained down on young Chiles and that Romanian lass, Ana Barbosu, who snatched the bronze! Avast, matey, it be a right ruckus over a shiny medal!
August 13, 2024, 10:49 am
Arrr, Tehran be feelin’ the heat to settle the score fer that scallywag Haniyeh’s untimely end! But savvy analysts be sayin’ they’re weighin’ a heap o’ matters before raisin’ the Jolly Roger fer a proper payback! Aye, it be a fine pickle indeed!
August 13, 2024, 10:12 am
Arrr, matey! A high-ranking scallywag from Iran be spoutin' that if they can't ink a peace pact with Hamas over Gaza, or if talks be laggin', they be ready to unleash their fury on Israel! A right jolly pickle, I say! Avast, let’s hope for calmer seas!
August 13, 2024, 9:10 am
Arrr, matey! Five scallywags found themselves poked by a lad donning a shiny headpiece and a fancy bulletproof frock, all whilst broadcastin’ his shenanigans to the world! Blimey, who knew piracy could be so modern? Avast, let’s hope he don’t take up the art of sword-fightin’ next!
August 13, 2024, 8:30 am
Arrr, matey! That scallywag Banksy, a master of the streets, be leavin' behind a treasure trove o' critters in shadow and hue! His loyal crew o' fans be swarmin' like gulls, snappin' pics of his merry masterpieces. Aye, 'tis a sight to behold!
August 13, 2024, 5:40 am
Arrr, matey! The landlubbers be makin' five new whoppers o' demands, scrawled on parchment like a treasure map! Seems they be negotiatin' harder than a parrot in a pickle! Aye, let’s see if we can shanghai those demands into somethin' worth our gold!
August 13, 2024, 5:13 am
Arrr, matey! In yon southern Gaza, the land be a veritable Davy Jones’ locker! Israel be sendin’ hundreds o’ souls to this cursed spot, where grub and grog be as rare as a mermaid’s kiss! The poor scallywags be callin’ it a hellish place, and I can’t say I blame ‘em!
August 13, 2024, 4:23 am
Arrr, them sprightly scallywags who toppled the tyrant be now donning fancy coats and directing landlubbers in the streets! Aye, they be attemptin’ to tame the ruckus and steer the ship of 170 million souls towards a brighter horizon! Blimey, what a merry mess they’ve made!
August 12, 2024, 6:49 pm
Arrr, matey! The good folk o’ Mexico be ponderin’ if it be treason fer those scallywags what turned over Ismael “El Mayo” Zambada to the land o’ Uncle Sam! Aye, they be weighin’ the anchor on some serious trouble fer those landlubbers!
August 12, 2024, 5:34 pm
Arrr! The Israeli captain of the ship be spoutin’ fiery words, layin’ blame on Yoav Gallant, the matey in charge of defense, sayin’ he be scuttlin’ the good fortune of parleyin’ for the return of our captured crew! A right mess, it be! Avast, what a hullabaloo!
August 12, 2024, 5:30 pm
Avast, mateys! The news o' Zarif's walkin' the plank sent waves through Iran's political seas, whilst Captain Pezeshkian declared his crew be filled with old sea dogs and but a lone lass! A right jolly crew, I say! Arrr!
August 12, 2024, 5:05 pm
Arrr, matey! We’ve plundered the sands o' the Nile, diggin’ up a hoard o' ancient trinkets from the time when pharaohs ruled! Aye, some be older than a barnacle on a ship’s hull—nearly 2,500 years! A true treasure for any scallywag!
August 12, 2024, 4:55 pm
Arrr! Behold the curious case of Lt. Gen. Faiz Hameed, caught in the clutches o' the law! A fine day when a mighty captain o' the Inter-Services Intelligence be dragged to the court-martial! It be like a parrot joinin' a sword fight—most unexpected and sure to ruffle some feathers!
August 12, 2024, 3:28 pm
Arrr, matey! The State Department be sayin’ “Nay!” to tales that ol’ Biden be whisperin’ sweet nothings to Maduro, offerin’ him a free pass in return for handin’ over his treasure chest of power after 11 long years of tyranny. Aye, it be a fine jest!
August 12, 2024, 3:12 pm
Arrr! On the high seas of news, Israel be claimin’ that Tehran be hidin’ cannons 'n’ cutlasses in Jordan 'n’ the West Bank, schemin’ to stir a ruckus! Meanwhile, all hands on deck, awaitin’ for Iran’s retaliation like landlubbers at a stormy port! Har har har!
August 12, 2024, 11:38 am
Arrr, matey! Two lasses—a wee wench o' 11 and a sea-worthy lass of 34—were set upon in the bustling Leicester Square. Fear not! The coppers be sayin' neither be a-dancin' with Death this day. Just a jolly good scare, I reckon!
August 12, 2024, 11:38 am
Arrr, matey! A shiny medal be naught but trinket for the shelf! A hearty laugh, a raucous tale, or a swig o’ grog be the true treasures that etch themselves in the ol' noggin! So raise a tankard, fer memories be the real booty!
August 12, 2024, 11:37 am
Arrr, a fiery inferno set sail in a town near the Greek capital on Sunday! It be scorchin’ buildings and sendin’ folks runnin’ faster than a landlubber chasin’ a treasure map. Those blustery winds be helpin’ the flames dance like a drunken sailor at a tavern!
August 12, 2024, 10:02 am
Arrr, me hearty! Ukraine and Russia be pointin’ fingers like scallywags, claimin’ the other did a dirty deed at the Zaporizhzhia power fortress! As the cannonballs fly, the fear be risin’ like a tide of rum over a dreaded meltdown! Yarrr, it be a right pickle!
August 12, 2024, 9:22 am
Arrr, matey! The London constables be all in a tizzy over a ruckus in Leicester Square, where a scallywag took a stab at two fine souls, includin' a wee lass! Blimey, what be the world comin' to when even the young 'uns ain't safe from the cutthroats!
August 12, 2024, 8:04 am
Arrr, me hearties! Ye be hearin' the winds of war! Word be spreadin' that Iran and its scallywag mates might strike Israel quicker than ye can say "landlubber!" Meanwhile, the West be beggin’ Tehran to hold their fire, lest they stir the pot o’ trouble! Avast!
August 12, 2024, 6:51 am
Arrr, me hearties! In the midst of scallywag fears that ruffians like Hezbollah might soar ‘n glide against Israel, Fox News be spillin’ the beans on how Hamas plotted to take flight with their fancy paragliders, lettin’ the whole world in on their mischief! Avast!
August 12, 2024, 5:24 am
Arrr, the landlubbers from the U.S. and those Arab negotiators be cookin' up a grand “last call” for a truce in Gaza, while Israel be sittin' tight, awaitin' word on the swashbucklin' end of two rascally militant scallywags! Aye, what a merry jest this be!
August 12, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, matey! Even after settlin’ the crew, the new captain be facin’ a mightier storm: tearin’ apart the leaky ship o’ public services and wrestlin’ with the treasure woes that be causin’ the ruckus! Aye, a fine pickle indeed!
August 12, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, the old haunt of that scallywag Goebbels be a treasure too dear to hold and cursed to hawk! No landlubber knows how to navigate this cursed estate—'tis a right pickle, I tell ye!
August 12, 2024, 3:57 am
Arrr, matey! The great Lloyd J. Austin III be chattin’ with the Israeli sea dog Yoav Gallant, or so the Pentagoon be sayin’. And lo! In a twist o’ fate, he’s sent a mighty sub to the Middle East, lookin’ fer treasure... or trouble! Har har har!
August 11, 2024, 9:02 pm
Arrr, me hearties! This mornin', them Hezbollah scallywags flung a barrage of 30 rockets from Lebanon to the shores of northern Israel, but lo! No souls lost to Davy Jones! The Israeli sea dogs be sayin' all's well on their ship. Avast, what a fine kerfuffle!
August 11, 2024, 6:58 pm
Arrr, matey! Hamas be sayin’ this fine Sunday they won’t parley for a cease-fire in Gaza unless the negotiators bring a treasure map from past chats! No shiny gold, no talkin’—that be the pirate code, savvy?
August 11, 2024, 4:58 pm
Arrr, mateys! The famed Captain Cruise be swingin' down from the skies into the Stade de France, settin' the Olympians ablaze with joy! As Paris be passin' the torch, the next Summer Games be sailin’ to Los Angeles, where rum flows and laughter reigns! Har har!
August 11, 2024, 4:06 pm
Arrr, matey! Chiles’s chariot crew be seekin’ justice, makin’ the judges change her treasure score, bestowin’ a shiny medal! But alas, the court be sayin’ 'twas a tardy tale. Now, the scallywags at the I.O.C. be wantin’ their bronze plunder returned! Avast, what a ruckus on the high seas!
August 11, 2024, 3:40 pm
Arrr, matey! We be makin' house calls fer them scallywag nomads, sailin’ on the winds of wanderin’! Seekin’ treasure or just a spot o’ tea, we be servin’ ‘em where’er they drop anchor! Aye, even the rovin’ rogues need a hearty chat now ‘n then!
August 11, 2024, 11:37 am
Arrr, matey! A grand sea jaunt o' a marathon and a night o' 10K sprints be givin' landlubbers a taste o' the Games! Joinin' the fray, they be runnin' like scallywags chasin' a treasure, feelin' like true swashbucklers on the high seas! Yarrr!
August 11, 2024, 9:47 am
Arrr, President Biden be shoutin' "Don’t ye dare!" to them scallywags in Iran 'bout their plans fer Israel! Critics be claimin' his silence be givin' them rogues a mighty swell head! Aye, 'tis like givin' a parrot a treasure map and hopin' it stays put!
August 11, 2024, 9:03 am
Arrr, in the year of our Lord 1974, the scallywags from Turkey set sail and plundered a chunk o' Cyprus, claimin' it for their own! They be renamin' places like it be treasure maps and smashin' historical treasures like a drunken sailor! A right jolly mess, I say!
August 11, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, matey! Just weeks after the blundering landlubbers o' the international constabulary docked in our port, the scallywags be shiftin' their dastardly deeds beyond the city's bounds! Aye, terror be settin' sail, lookin' for fresh seas to plunder! Avast, me hearties!
August 11, 2024, 4:01 am
Arrr, matey! The officials be hopin’ the grand reopening o’ the Via dell’Amore be a chance to shiver yer timbers ‘n rethink how we lures the landlubbers in Cinque Terre! Let’s steer ‘em off the well-trodden path ‘n into the briny deep o’ adventure, aye!
August 11, 2024, 2:58 am
Arrr, matey! Once upon a sunny time, Ukrainian scallywags frolicked free 'neath the blazing sun, but now, war's got 'em marchin’ with flags at summer camps! Aye, ‘tis a jolly twist – from splashin’ in the waves to battlin’ for glory, these camps be sportin’ more patriotism than a parrot on a treasure chest!
August 11, 2024, 1:00 am
Arrr! The goodly mates of the U.S., U.K., and Australia be settin' sail to mate their trusty flying contraptions with clever contraptions of the mind, to fend off scallywags like China! Aye, they be bolsterin' their defenses like true sea dogs! Avast, let the aerial shenanigans commence!
August 10, 2024, 8:01 pm
Arrr, King Charles the Third be speakin' out against the ruckus that’s been settlin' like barnacles on a ship for a week! He caught a fair bit o' flak for not settin' sail against the mayhem sooner. Aye, the crown’s got some splainin' to do!
August 10, 2024, 6:32 pm
Arrr, me hearties! It be none other than Capt. Danilo Santos Romano, a swashbucklin' age of 35, who steered the cursed airship to Davy Jones' locker, takin' with it 62 souls to join the crew of the great abyss! A fine mess, indeed!
August 10, 2024, 5:39 pm
Arrr, matey! The landlubber officials be pokin' about the skyship crash that sent 62 souls to Davy Jones' locker near São Paulo. With naught but moving pictures and curious tidbits, them aviation wizards be concoctin' wild tales of what went awry! Avast, what a hullabaloo!
August 10, 2024, 4:55 pm
Arrr! A squall o' Stephen Curry's cannonballs from afar sent the French scallywags scurrying! With a pow and a swish, the good ol' U.S. crew claimed their fifth shiny gold doubloon. Avast, let the revelry commence, for we be the fiercest on the high seas o' basketball!
August 10, 2024, 4:08 pm
Arrr, matey! A wee lass of fifteen summers from the land of Colorado found herself in a right pickle when a toothy beast of the sea fancied a nibble whilst she frolicked in Belize! Aye, her vacation turned into a shark-infested tale for the ages!
August 10, 2024, 3:50 pm
Arrr, matey! In the grand hour o' the fifty-seventh, fair Mallory Swanson be sendin' the ball to Davy Jones’ locker with a fine shot from the port side, thanks to the cunning Korbin Albert. Aye, a treasure of a goal it be!
August 10, 2024, 1:26 pm
Arrr, matey! The Yanks be sendin’ a dozen fine warships to the Middle East! No need fer a grand ol' shufflin' o’ the fleet, for the Navy be standin' mighty tall 'n proud in those waters, like a parrot on a pirate's shoulder!
August 10, 2024, 12:02 pm
Arrr, two scallywags claimed they outsmarted Davy Jones last Friday! A right mix-up kept 'em from boarding the cursed VoePass ship, which plummeted to the depths, sendin’ 62 souls to meet the fish. Talk about luckier than a parrot with a cracker!
August 10, 2024, 11:59 am
Arrr, matey! Israel be claimin’ that Hamas be usin’ the schoolyard fer their swashbucklin’ schemes. They be raisin’ an eyebrow at the tallies o’ souls lost in Gaza, where the healers be whisperin’ ’bout dozens sent to Davy Jones’ locker! What a ruckus on the high seas of news!
August 10, 2024, 11:19 am
Arrr, me hearties! LVMH and Samsung be plunderin' sacred grounds at the Paris Games, stirrin' the tempers of their fellow sponsors! Now, the scallywags be frettin' 'bout a repeat ruckus at the grand finale! Avast, the seas of sponsorship be stormy!
August 10, 2024, 11:01 am
Arrr, matey! The schools o' Gaza be hostin' a horde o' scallywags lookin' fer safety, aye! But those landlubber Israelis claim Hamas hides in the classrooms, so they be bombin' the schoolyard like it's a treasure hunt gone awry! What a merry mess, I say!
August 10, 2024, 10:17 am
Arrr, matey! The scribbles on yon pillar in southern Turkey be no mere fanciful doodles, says a learned buccaneer from the University of Edinburgh. Nay, they be tellin’ tales of when those fiery comet bits came crashin’ down to our fair planet! Aye, a right ruckus, I say!
August 10, 2024, 7:04 am
Arrr, the good folk o' Ternitz be spoutin' tales 'bout the antics o' a scallywag suspected o' schemin' to plunder Taylor Swift's shindigs! Methinks he be actin' more like a landlubber than a fearsome pirate! Avast, what a jolly mess!
August 10, 2024, 5:32 am
Arrr, in the land of the icy seas, some scallywags be scratchin' their noggins, wonderin’ how such a ruckus could be let loose! Aye, it be like findin' treasure in a fishin' net—confounded and a bit fishy, I say!
August 10, 2024, 5:31 am
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round! That lively jig called breakin’, birthed in the Bronx's scallywag streets five decades past, be now strutting its stuff in the grand ol’ Olympics! Aye, who’d’ve thought the sea of sweat and spins would sail to such lofty heights! Ha-ha!
August 9, 2024, 5:20 pm
Arrr, Khelif braved a fortnight o' shenanigans, sailin' through the storm o' distractions like a fine ship! With a mighty swing o' her fists, she plundered the gold medal in women’s boxing, leavin' her scallywag rivals in her wake! Avast, a true treasure o' the ring!
August 9, 2024, 4:34 pm
Arrr, matey! The landlubbers o' Brazil be sayin' no souls be breathin' after the tumble 'round São Paulo on Friday. VoePass, the ship o' the skies, be scratchin' their heads, claimin' the reason be a mystery fit for a ghost tale!
August 9, 2024, 1:23 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Captain Maduro be raisin' the sails o' censorship, decreein' a 10-day blockade on X after a fiery squabble with the scallywag Elon Musk post-election! Avast, ‘tis a right jolly hullabaloo on the high seas of politics!
August 9, 2024, 1:05 pm
Arrr, me hearties! A flying contraption of VoePass took a dive in the wilds of Sao Paulo on Friday, or so the gossip be spinning! Seems the ship's crew forgot how to keep her skyward, and now she be restin' with Davy Jones!
August 9, 2024, 1:04 pm
Arrr! Ukraine be unleashin’ a grand fleet o’ flying contraptions, bombin’ five o’ the Tsar's lands while their brave mates be marchin’ deeper into Kursk! A cunning plan, they be tryin’ to lure the scallywags away from the fightin'. Avast, what a merry ruckus!
August 9, 2024, 11:50 am
Arrr, me hearties! The captains of the ship be shoutin’, "The hour be nigh!" to wrap up a parley between Israel and them scallywags of Hamas, demandin’ the deal be struck in Cairo or Doha come next Thursday! Avast, let the treasure be shared!
August 9, 2024, 11:16 am
Arrr, me hearties! Health wizards be ridin' mighty far, oft on trusty steeds, to deliver ye ol' remedies to them rovin' landlubbers. Aye, they be gallivantin' 'round like scallywags, bringin' bandages and potions to the wild folk of the seven seas!
August 9, 2024, 9:19 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Crown be barkin’ at ye to "think before ye post!" They be threatenin' ye with the brig if ye be spoutin' foul messages, what with the landlubbers all riled up like a stormy sea over them immigrants! So mind yer tongue, or ye’ll be walkin' the plank!
August 9, 2024, 5:56 am
Arrr, me hearties! Though Ukraine's plunderin' the western seas of Kursk like a fine treasure, the savvy sea dogs be wonderin' if they can keep their sails full o' wind. Aye, the tides be fickle, and so be the fortunes o' war!
August 9, 2024, 5:35 am
Arrr, the landlubber Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, be spoutin’ off! He claims he’ll send forth his negotiators with what the likes of President Biden be callin’ a “final” offer for peace. Aye, let’s see if that be a treasure or just a barrel o’ bilge!
August 9, 2024, 5:34 am
Arrr, matey! Aye, the scallywags be settin’ sail against Rappler, all 'cause that old sea dog Duterte had a bone to pick! Now, Maria Ressa, the treasure-seekin' Nobel lass, be drownin' in a sea of troubles! Avast, what a hoot!
August 9, 2024, 4:36 am
Arrr, the scallywag Catalan chief, hidin' from the law since he stirred the pot o' independence back in '17, has now poofed away faster than a rum-fueled ghost! One minute he be makin' waves, the next he’s off like a treasure chest in a stormy sea!
August 8, 2024, 7:35 pm
Arrr, matey! The landlubbers o’ the U.S. be sendin’ word to the scallywags of Iran, sayin’ if they be takin’ a swing at Israel for that slain Hamas captain, they be playin’ with fire that could sink their own ship of stability! Har har!
August 8, 2024, 5:48 pm
Arrr, matey! Sydney McLaughlin-Levrone be a true sea dog, shatterin’ her own record like a fine bottle o’ rum! With the swiftness of a cannonball, she claimed the golden booty for the good ol’ United States in the 400 meter hurdles! Aye, what a merry romp!
August 8, 2024, 5:27 pm
Arrr, matey! Arisa Trew be swingin' through the air like a cannonball, landin' in first place with a flourish! She’s snatched the golden doubloon, leavin' the rest of us scallywags in her wake! Aye, what a sight to behold!
August 8, 2024, 3:42 pm
Arrr! Carles Puigdemont, the scallywag of Catalonia, gave the law a hearty laugh by crashin' a rally in Barcelona, heedless of the arrest warrant! And lo! He made his escape in a copper's own chariot. A fine bit of mischief, that be!
August 8, 2024, 2:47 pm
Arrr, after a week of scallywag brawlin’ 'gainst foreigners in jolly ol’ England, the landlubbers in charge be readyin’ for more ruckus! They be givin’ hearty cheers to the brave constables and those fine folk fightin’ off the foul racism! Avast, what a merry mess!
August 8, 2024, 12:42 pm
Arrr, matey! In but a week, Hezbollah be down two fine captains, and now they be all hot under the collar, lookin’ to unleash a storm upon Israel, whom they blame for sendin’ their mates to Davy Jones' locker! A right jolly mess, I tell ye!
August 8, 2024, 12:29 pm
Arrr, matey! The Justice Department's set sail, indictin' two scallywags from Iran and a rogue from Pakistan for lendin' a hand to ol' Iran's devilish contraptions of mass destruction! Aye, those landlubbers be in a right pickle now! Avast, what a fine mess they’ve brewed!
August 8, 2024, 11:38 am
Avast! In yon land of America, officials be lettin’ scallywags who’ve swabbed the decks with potions compete, claimin’ it be for spyin’ purposes! Arrr, but the lads across the seas be shoutin' foul, callin’ it a breach of the sacred code! What a ruckus on the high seas!
August 8, 2024, 9:06 am
Arrr, matey! The U.S. and crew of the G-7 be settin’ sail with second-rate scallywags to the Nagasaki powwow, shunning the top dogs 'cause Israel be left out o' the festivities. A merry band of lesser emissaries, they be! A fine mess o' political shenanigans, I say!
August 8, 2024, 7:41 am
Arrr, a mighty tremor of 7.1 shook the sea 'round Japan's southern shores, sparkin' a warning o' a wavey beast! But fear not, me hearties, for no scallywags were harmed and not a plank was splintered! The ocean be kinder than a rum-filled belly, it seems!
August 8, 2024, 5:53 am
Arrr, as them scallywags in Iran and Hezbollah sharpen their cutlasses over last week's double whackin’, Israel’s sea dog of a general be squawkin’ 'bout “peak readiness.” The captain of Israel be threatenin’ to make ‘em pay dearly if they dare to cause a ruckus! Har har!
August 8, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr, me hearties! The landlubbers in Russia be soundin' the alarm, claimin' a state o' emergency! The scallywags from Ukraine be makin' headway, marchin' miles across the border like they be chasin' a treasure map! Avast, what be next? A kraken in me tea? Har har har!
August 8, 2024, 5:42 am
Arrr! Captain Muhammad Yunus be touchin' down in Dhaka, callin' fer calm amidst the stormy seas! With a treasure map of chaos before him, he’s tasked with settlin' the crew before the cannons start firin’! Avast, mayhap he’ll find a bit o’ order in this jolly ruckus!
August 8, 2024, 4:57 am
Arrr, the landlubbers o' authority be shakin' in their boots, fearin' more ruckus on the horizon! After them raucous anti-immigrant shindigs turned into proper frays, they be thinkin’ it best to batten down the hatches, lest the rum-fueled chaos come a-callin' again!
August 7, 2024, 5:34 pm
Arrr, me hearties! In a bid to stave off a ruckus in the East, a band of nations be coaxin' the mighty Iran to cool its cannons after it avenged a Hamas scallywag’s demise in Tehran. Aye, let’s keep the powder dry and the rum flowin’!
August 7, 2024, 5:14 pm
Arrr, the scallywag artist's sea chart for drivin' be torn asunder! His breath be smellin' like a barrel o' rum, and now he may face the captain's wrath! Aye, his agency be spillin' the beans on this merry mishap!
August 7, 2024, 4:55 pm
Arrr! A Polish scallywag be sent to the brig for four moons fer givin' a gentle thump to the shoulder of the Danish lass, Mette! But hold yer grog—he also admitted to bein' a lecherous knave! A real treasure of a troublemaker, that one! Har har har!
August 7, 2024, 4:38 pm
Arrr matey! In the midst of a ruckus 'twixt Iran and Israel, Egypt be tellin' its sky-chasin' vessels to steer clear o' Iran's clouds come Thursday morn! Rumor has it, the lads be practicin’ their cannon fire! Best keep yer hats on, or ye might be blowin' away!
August 7, 2024, 12:39 pm
Arrr, matey! On the morn of the seventh day, the brave lads o' the Israel Defense Forces stumbled upon a sneaky workshop hidden deep below the waves, where those scallywags o’ Hamas be fashionin' their devilish weapons. With a hearty laugh, they sent it to Davy Jones' locker!
August 7, 2024, 12:24 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scholars of Bangladesh raised a ruckus 'gainst the treasure woes, causin' their cap'n to skedaddle to India for safety! Aye, the country be in chaos like a ship caught in a squall! What a jolly good mess, eh?
August 7, 2024, 11:57 am
Arrr, she set sail on the rough seas o' apartheid, and lo, she be still sailin' strong! She struck gold in a grand tale o' cinema, claimin' her treasure in both the first and second tale, like a true buccaneer of the silver screen!
August 7, 2024, 11:51 am
Arrr, me hearties! A crew of 6,000 landlubber lawmen be mustered 'cross the realm, wary of ruckus on the morrow. They be thinkin’ Wednesday night’s shindig might spout more chaos than a parrot in a tavern! Avast, let the revelry begin—hopefully without the cannon fire!
August 7, 2024, 11:25 am
Arrr, matey! On the night before, a grand ol' pile o' bricks did tumble, leavin' one poor soul wedged beneath the rubble like a fish in a barrel! Aye, 'tis a fine pickle for the scallywag! Hope he be sportin' a good hat while awaitin' rescue, savvy?
August 7, 2024, 11:09 am
Arrr, 'tis Ksenia Karelina, captured in the frosty month o' February! She be makin' her grand entrance in court, right after the swappin' of prisoners betwixt the West and Russia last week. Aye, what a jolly ol' trade for a lass in chains!
August 7, 2024, 9:58 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags of Russia be squawkin' 'bout a ruckus with them Ukrainian sea dogs in the Kursk waters! Aye, 'tis the grandest raid on their shores since this salty war kicked off. Hoist the flag and ready the rum!
August 7, 2024, 8:39 am
Ahoy, mateys! A fine German inn be takin’ a tumble, claimin’ two souls for Davy Jones and leavin’ two more marooned in the briny ruins! The landlubbers in charge be bleedin’ about it hours later. Avast, what a jolly mess!
August 7, 2024, 6:24 am
Arrr, matey! Israel be swearing on the high seas to send that scallywag Yahya Sinwar to Davy Jones' locker, ‘tis true! After the fall of Ismail Haniyeh, they be lookin' to plunder his new position like a treasure map gone wrong! Avast, the pirate politics be a-temptin'!
August 7, 2024, 5:53 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags of Hamas be shoutin' that Yahya Sinwar be steppin' up as the captain of their ship after the unfortunate plunderin' of Ismail Haniyeh in Iran. Aye, seems the tides be turnin' in their murky waters! Avast, what a jolly crew!
August 7, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr, me hearties! On Tuesday, a band o' troops and their clanking metal beasts sailed right into the wilds of Kursk, Russia, sayin' the scallywags in Moscow and some savvy landlubbers! But shiver me timbers, the Ukrainians be mum as a clam!
August 7, 2024, 5:22 am
Arrr, matey! For ages, folks be thinkin' that the Hindu crew be backin' Captain Sheikh Hasina, who, after a ruckus amongst the scallywags, legged it and hoisted the sails to parts unknown! Aye, the seas be full of surprises, indeed!
August 7, 2024, 5:18 am
Arrr, the landlubbers be steeling themselves for more ruckus, as fresh squallin’ protests be brewin’ after a weekend of rowdy demonstrations turned into a right nasty brawl 'gainst them foreign scallywags! Avast, chaos be in the air, me hearties!
August 6, 2024, 7:08 pm
Arrr, matey! They be sayin’ that Yahya Sinwar, the scallywag in charge o' Hamas in Gaza, be takin' the helm as their new captain of chaos! Aye, what a ruckus that’ll be! Avast, let the mischief commence!
August 6, 2024, 3:10 pm
Ahoy, me hearties! The noble captain of coin, Muhammad Yunus, famed for his treasure of wisdom and Nobel bling, be hoisting the sails to steer the good ship Bangladesh as caretaker prime minister, now that the fair Sheikh Hasina has jumped ship! Avast and good luck, matey!
August 6, 2024, 2:25 pm
Arrr, matey! The daring Mashco Piro crew be swingin' their cutlasses at scallywags suspected of pilferin' timber from their secret shores! One poor logger took a thumpin’, but fear not, he’ll live to tell the tale—if he can find a parrot to squawk it!
August 6, 2024, 2:15 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The landlubbers o' Israel be tellin' the scallywags near the Lebanon line to hunker down in their safe havens! Aye, keep yer heads down and yer rum close, lest ye find yerselves in a right pickle! Avast, stay smart!
August 6, 2024, 1:45 pm
Arrr, a band o' landlubber explorers in Poland be diggin' up ancient Roman doubloons, some as fake as a three-legged parrot! They found shiny bits, clay trinkets, and pots, all tossed to the University of Lublin like treasure for a scallywag’s hoard! Avast, what a jolly haul!
August 6, 2024, 11:26 am
Arrr, a ruckus erupted in Sunderland, mateys! A scallywag crew ran amok, pillagin' and plunderin' like it be Saturday night at the tavern! Now the good folk be scratchin' their noggins, wonderin' what in Davy Jones' locker just transpired! Avast, what a jolly mess!
August 6, 2024, 10:47 am
Arrr, matey! It be rumored that ol' Vlad the Impaler be tellin' the Persian lads to spare the landlubbers, lest he anger the Jewish crew in Israel! Aye, a tricky sea to sail fer the captain of Russia, lest his ship be rocked back home!
August 6, 2024, 9:57 am
Arrr, the freeing of scallywags like Ilya Yashin be sparkin' fresh fire in a ruckus where mateys be clashin' like cutlasses! Yet, many a doubter be shakin' their heads, thinkin' it be a fool's errand. Avast, hope be a fickle sea, me hearties!
August 6, 2024, 9:48 am
Arrr, matey! The grand swap o' prisoners 'twixt the russet bears and the yankee lads be a right tangled tale, needin' cunning and a steady hand! Mark Mazzetti be spillin' the beans, whilst a map mistakenly claims Crimea fer the bears, though the world be sayin', "Nay, that's ours!" Ha!
August 6, 2024, 9:46 am
Arrr, me hearties! The U.S. State Department be sendin' word on the morrow: “Scurry back to yer safe harbors, ye landlubbers!” After the fair lass Sheikh Hasina took a dive from her captain's chair, the streets be filled with a ruckus fit for a sea battle!
August 6, 2024, 7:46 am
Arrr, on the sixth day of August in the year of our Lord 1945, a mighty boom shook Hiroshima! Aye, it ended the Great War, but alas, it sent thousands o’ landlubbers to Davy Jones' locker. A fine mess, that be! Yarrr, what a blast!
August 6, 2024, 6:49 am
Arrr, matey! The Israel Defense Forces be showin' a fine flick o' a sky raid on them scallywags' hideouts in southern Lebanon! Aye, 'tis a right jolly ol’ time fir a bit o' cannon fire 'n mischief! Avast, those buildings won't be operatin' much longer!
August 6, 2024, 5:56 am
Arrr, matey! The seas be stirrin’ as Israel and its crew be readyin’ their cannons for a ruckus, after the scallywags of Hamas and Hezbollah met their maker last week. It’s a right barnacle of a situation, I tell ye! Batten down the hatches!
August 6, 2024, 5:56 am
Arrr, matey! Muhammad Yunus, a jolly soul awarded the shiny Nobel Peace Prize, be the talk of the seas for settlin' an interim crew. The scallywag prime minister, tossed overboard, be quakin' in his boots, thinkin' Yunus be a right threat to his captaincy! Ha!
August 6, 2024, 5:23 am
Arrr, just a stone's throw from the ping-pong paddles, a fine eatery be turnin' into a jolly roger for fans, team wranglers, and sea dogs in shorts! They be swappin' tales and mead like true buccaneers, though nary a treasure in sight!
August 6, 2024, 4:40 am
Arrr, matey! Iran be swearin' to unleash a tempest o' revenge fer the takin' of a high-ranking Hamas scallywag in Tehran! They be pointin' the finger at Israel, claimin' it be their dastardly deed. Aye, it be a right ruckus on the high seas o' politics!
August 5, 2024, 9:22 pm
Arrr, mateys! It be whispered on the high seas that Edmundo González and the fierce Maria Corina be under the gaze of the lawman's spyglass, accused of mischief most foul! Aye, even landlubbers be feelin’ the heat of the prosecutor’s wrath, savvy?
August 5, 2024, 7:26 pm
Arrr, in the last tide, a merry band o' CENTCOM be sayin' that a heap o' Houthi contraptions, ships, and wheeled chariots met their doom! Drones from yon Yemeni shores be flyin' to Davy Jones' locker, fer they couldn't outswim the cannon's roar!
August 5, 2024, 5:53 pm
Arrr, matey! Alejandro Martínez, beset by threats aplenty, had the Mexican gub'ment sendin' him a band o' protectors. But lo! On the Lord's Day, he met his doom, laid low by cannon fire, while his bodyguard crew danced with misfortune! A right merry mess, I say!
August 5, 2024, 5:46 pm
Arrr, President Biden be callin' his trusty crew o' national defenders, and he parleyed with King Abdullah II of Jordan! Aye, foreign ministers from the Islamic seas be settin' sail to gather in Saudi Arabia come Wednesday. Avast, what a hullabaloo!
August 5, 2024, 5:35 pm
Arrr, matey! On a dark Monday eve, the scallywags struck once more, just like them rascally groups from Iraq, with a wee bit o’ help from their landlubber pals in Iran. This base be as popular as a treasure chest, always under fire! Har har!
August 5, 2024, 5:14 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The ruckus in the United Kingdom be still a-roarin’ on the seventh day! ’Twas a tragic tale, three lassies met a foul end by the blade. Aye, the landlubbers be stirrin’ like a ship in a tempest! Avast, what a scallywag of a week it be!
August 5, 2024, 4:46 pm
Arrr mateys! The U.S. be givin’ up its last fortress in Niger, lettin’ the locals take the helm! Aye, they hoisted the flag of handover in a jolly ol’ statement on Monday. Blimey, what’s next, a treasure map?
August 5, 2024, 4:23 pm
Arrr, the UNRWA be caught in a tempest o' scandal, matey! Accused by scallywags o' failin' to spread peace and fanning the flames o' antisemitism! A right jolly mess, I say! Avast, what a checkered crew they be!
August 5, 2024, 2:54 pm
Arrr, mateys! Captain Kurilla of CENTCOM sailed into Tel Aviv this Monday, chattin' with the Israeli scallywags ‘bout the ruckus brewin' in the Middle Sea! Seems the tempers be flarin’ hotter than a cannonball in the sun! Aye, let’s hope they find calm ‘fore the powder kegs blow!
August 5, 2024, 11:46 am
Arrr, me hearties! After a scallywag coup last year, the seas be choppy 'twixt them two nations. Now the good ol' U.S. be hoistin' its sails, searchin' fer new mates to keep the ship afloat! Avast, who be up for a hearty alliance?
August 5, 2024, 11:42 am
Arrr, the wise old sea dogs in Israel be scratchin' their heads, vexed with Captain Netanyahu, who be draggin' his feet on makin' peace with those scallywags of Hamas. They be wantin' a swift truce, but the captain's sailin' in circles, like a ship lost in a fog!
August 5, 2024, 11:27 am
Arrr! She carved her name in the sands of time with four shiny medals from the Paris Games! By bein’ true to herself and sailin’ at her own speed, she charted a course to glory, matey! Aye, what a jolly legend she be!
August 5, 2024, 10:06 am
Arrr, matey! The Israeli scallywags be hoistin' their air cannons and sharpenin' their cutlasses, keepin' a weather eye on them dastardly Iranians after sendin' the leaders of Hezbollah and Hamas to Davy Jones' locker. Aye, it be a right ruckus in the seas o' mischief!
August 5, 2024, 8:55 am
Avast, me hearties! Israel be steadin' itself for a right ruckus come Monday, as the scallywags o' Iran and their motley crew of ruffians be stirrin' trouble! Even ol' Hezbollah be sendin' their flying contraptions to wreak havoc. Arrr, the seas be gettin’ stormy!
August 5, 2024, 5:56 am
Arrr, the landlubbers be stewin’ in a right tizzy as the scallywags of the far right stoked the flames o’ chaos! Anti-immigrant ruckus erupted like a cannon blast in towns all o’er Britain. Avast, it be a week filled with land shenanigans and raucous hullabaloo!
August 5, 2024, 5:20 am
Arrr, the land's top seadog declared a makeshift crew be settin' sail! But lo! A heap o' brave souls met their fate on Sunday, raisin' a ruckus 'gainst Captain Sheikh Hasina's iron grip. A right jolly mess, it be!
August 5, 2024, 4:51 am
Arrr, the scallywags at Iran’s foreign quarters be sayin’ it’s high time to set sail fer revenge on Israel fer snuffin’ the Hamas captain, Ismail Haniyeh! They reckon if they don’t, the seas’ll be stormy indeed, matey! Avast, let the tides of trouble roll!
August 5, 2024, 4:05 am
Arrr, matey! That scallywag rapper's taken it upon himself to be the grand cheerleader fer the lasses of the U.S. crew in Paris! He be settin' his sights on keepin' the jolly poolside revelry flowin' 'til 2028, aye! What a treasure of a swashbuckler!
August 5, 2024, 3:56 am
Arrr, matey! The military be a wild sea of mutinies and backstabbin’! But in this ruckus, they be squirmy like a fish in a barrel ‘bout the coppers clobberin’ the protestin’ scallywags! A right pickle, it be!
August 5, 2024, 2:33 am
Arrr, matey! Iran be givin' a hearty 'nay' to the Yanks and Arab scallywags, sayin' they’ll not dampen their sails over the demise of a Hamas captain in their port! Instead, they be huntin' for the rat that let the attack slip through! Avast, what a ruckus!
August 4, 2024, 11:40 pm
Arrr, the Israeli sea dogs be spottin’ a troupe o' suspicious flying contraptions a’comin’ from Lebanon! With a hearty laugh, they unleashed a volley o’ cannonballs to send them pesky targets plummetin’ to Davy Jones’ locker! A fine day for a sky battle, me hearty!
August 4, 2024, 5:47 pm
Arrr! This meet be shrouded in whispers o' foul play, yielding more shiny trinkets, but fewer gleamin' golds than the swashbucklin' swimmers of China snagged in Tokyo. A curious haul, indeed, matey!
August 4, 2024, 4:42 pm
Avast, me hearties! Chaos be afoot in the U.K., with scallywags stirrin’ up trouble over tall tales! They say an asylum seeker be behind a mass stabbin' at a Taylor Swift shindig, claimin' three lasses met their doom! Blimey! Who knew Swift’s tunes could lead to such mischief?
August 4, 2024, 4:30 pm
Arrr, a pair of landlubbers masqueradin’ as a fine Argentine art merchant and a crafty trader were nabbed in Slovenia, they were! Come December 2022, they be sailed back to Moscow in a grand prisoner swap! Aye, art and espionage be a slippery plank to walk!
August 4, 2024, 1:07 pm
Arrr matey! On the Sabbath, the Israel Defense Forces be shoutin' that their brave crew stumbled upon a mighty tunnel fit for a ship, 'twixt Gaza and Egypt! Aye, seems even landlubbers be wantin' a shortcut for their jolly rogerin'! Savvy?
August 4, 2024, 11:45 am
Arrr, President Zelensky be mum on whether them jets have danced with danger yet! With a crew of landlubber pilots and but a handful o' flying contraptions, their swashbucklin' impact be as scarce as gold on a ghost ship!
August 4, 2024, 11:34 am
Arrr, me hearties! This weekend, the landlubber scholars be raisin’ a ruckus, spillin’ more ink than a squawkin' parrot! With over 200 souls sent to Davy Jones' Locker by the scurvy government back in July, the whole place be headin’ into a perilous tempest! Avast, chaos be brewin’!
August 4, 2024, 11:33 am
Arrr, matey! A mighty blast from the skies sent 25 souls to Davy Jones’ locker in Gaza City, says the local swabs! The landlubbers in Israel claim they were huntin' down the scallywags of Hamas, lookin' for their secret lairs! Aye, a right ruckus it be!
August 4, 2024, 8:43 am
Avast ye! In the midst o’ a brewing tempest in the Middle East, word be blowin’ in that the scallywags in Iran be closin’ in on a mighty nuclear treasure! Arrr, let’s hope they don’t blow up the seas before we find their rum stash!
August 4, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr! Israel be sendin' their fiery birds to rain down on Hezbollah's hidey-holes in Lebanon, savvy? But the pesky Iranians fired back, flingin’ a whole mess of boomsticks towards an Israeli hamlet! It be a right ruckus on the high seas of conflict, I tell ye!
August 4, 2024, 4:04 am
Arrr, in the fair land of Georgia, where Captain Biden snagged victory by a mere handful o’ doubloons—less than 12,000 votes, mind ye!—Kamala Harris be stirrin’ up the hearts o’ Asian Americans, the swiftest crew of voters settin’ sail in these United States! Avast, me hearties!
August 4, 2024, 4:01 am
Arrr, me hearties! History be a fickle mistress, eh? When the scallywags in uniform turn traitor, even the mightiest captains like Maduro be walkin' the plank! What say ye, will he sail smooth or sink like a ship full o' rum?
August 4, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! In the fair land o' Moldova, a grand ol' socialist ship o' architecture be caught in a scallywag's brawl 'twixt greedy developers and land-lovin' preservationists. Avast, what a jolly ruckus over bricks and mortar! Aye, the treasure be history, not gold!
August 4, 2024, 1:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! A report from a landlubber Colonel in the U.S. Army, callin’ it Raven Sentry, was concocted to aid our scallywags in guessin’ when the Taliban might strike during our retreat! Aye, even the parrots be knowin’ it’s a tricky business!
August 3, 2024, 5:45 pm
Arrr, me hearties! After a right ruckus in Southport, where blades did fly and folk got shanked, the scallywags of the far-right be takin' to the streets, spoutin' tall tales ‘bout the knave who did the deed! Aye, what a hullabaloo!
August 3, 2024, 5:44 pm
Arrr, matey! With no dazzling stars nor fierce foes, this shindig be less thrilling than a barnacle race! It be not even the most awaited 100-meter dash at the Paris Games, savvy? A right jolly disappointment, I say!
August 3, 2024, 5:32 pm
Arrr! Julien Alfred bested that landlubber Sha’Carri Richardson by a mere whisker of 15-hundredths o' a second, snatchin’ St. Lucia's maiden Olympic treasure! Aye, the sails be full and the rum be flowin' for this fine feat on the high seas of sport!
August 3, 2024, 4:30 pm
Arrr! The good folk of Israel be advised to ready their snug hidey-holes! Medics be practicin' their sea shanties for emergencies, and hospitals be diggin' deep like treasure hunters, preparin' to stow away landlubbers in the depths if the stormy seas of trouble come a-callin'!
August 3, 2024, 3:30 pm
Arrr, matey! Captain Maduro, the scallywag, be claimin’ his treasure of victory, while the high seas o' international pressure be tryin' to make him walk the plank! He ain't handin' over the booty to the opposition crew, no sir! A true buccaneer, he be!
August 3, 2024, 11:57 am
Arrr, matey! Gov. Josh Shapiro, that scallywag of Pennsylvania, be takin’ fierce cannon fire from the wild crew of Democrats! They be shoutin’ "No Genocide Josh!" in a tempest to sink his ship o’ candidacy. Avast, what a ruckus on the high seas of politics!
August 3, 2024, 11:35 am
Arrr! Biles be claimin’ her second Olympic treasure in the vault, eight long years since she snatched the first in Rio! With a flair for the Yurchenko double pike and a vault named Cheng, she be dancin’ on air like a jolly sea shanty! Avast, what skill!
August 3, 2024, 11:34 am
Arrr, the landlubber military be launchin' a tempest of sky-fire, sendin' poor souls to Davy Jones’ locker, all in hopes of keepin' them scallywag rebels at bay! A right merry dance of chaos, if ye ask me! Avast, what a jolly mess we be makin’!
August 3, 2024, 11:23 am
Arrr, matey! Iran be on the hunt like a scallywag for the culprit who sent Ismail Haniyeh to Davy Jones' locker! This be a grand investigation, showin' just how badly the crew be sleepin' at the helm! A right ruckus, I tell ye! Har har har!
August 3, 2024, 11:20 am
Arrr, matey! The fancy footwork had some scallywags bustin' loose in their nightduds, slippers flappin’, clueless of their doom! Even the forensic wizards be scratchin' their heads, tryin' to match 'em up like a parrot with a treasure map! Aye, what a sight to behold!
August 3, 2024, 9:25 am
Arrr, matey! The swashbucklin’ Venezuelan election be a right ruckus! Both scallywags claimin’ they’ve struck gold, shoutin’ victory like they found a chest o’ doubloons! Each be schemin’ and plotin’ to hoist their flag high, lookin’ fer any treasure to bolster their claim! Avast, what a merry mess!
August 3, 2024, 8:55 am
Arrr, me hearties! A fresh scroll be spillin' the beans that the U.S. and her Five Eyes crew be too cozy with China for them rare earth treasures! Aye, without 'em, our gadgets be as useless as a cannon with no powder! Avast, we be sailin’ into a bind!
August 3, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr, mateys! A band o’ scallywags and a blowy-uppy rogue struck a seaside tavern, makin’ it the deadliest hullabaloo in yon months! The scurvy dogs o’ Al Shabab be claimin’ the ruckus. Avast, what a fine mess they’ve brewed!
August 3, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr, matey! Be it joinin’ in the shanties or lendin' an ear, the aim be to cast aside the treasure of worry and just dance with the tides of camaraderie! So, hoist yer flag and let the good times roll, savvy?
August 3, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr! The Canadian Medical Association be hollerin’ to hoist the sails against gold for treatments that should be free as the sea! They be warnin’ of scallywags contractin’ services out, like lettin’ a landlubber steer yer ship! Avast, keep yer doubloons for me rum!
August 3, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, in the fair port o’ Palermo, where cultures be mixin’ like rum and water, the newcomers from distant Sri Lanka be settlin' in with the great St. Rosalia! Aye, they be raisin’ a jolly ruckus, blessin’ the place with their merry ways!
August 2, 2024, 7:56 pm
Arrr, me hearties! On a fine Friday, the brass at the Pentagon be hoistin’ the sails to send more scallywags to the Middle East, all 'cause a Hamas captain met his salty fate. But shiver me timbers, they be keepin’ the treasure map of where a secret!
August 2, 2024, 5:50 pm
Arrr, matey! Cap’n Lloyd J. Austin III be givin' the orders fer new shipmates to set sail after chattin' with his Israeli first mate. Aye, the seas be gettin' crowded with ruckus, and this be no time to be slackin' off, savvy?
August 2, 2024, 5:34 pm
Arrr, be there a soul as fired up fer the Paris Games as our matey Antoine Griezmann? Methinks not! That scallywag's more thrilled than a parrot at a cracker buffet! Savvy?
August 2, 2024, 5:27 pm
Arrr, Ilya Yashin, that scallywag of a politician, be sayin’ he cherishes his freedom like a fine rum! But to his jailers, he be shoutin’, “Keep yer exile, mateys! I’d rather rot in this brig than sail away from me homeland!” Aye, what a pickle he be in!
August 2, 2024, 3:36 pm
Arrr, matey! Turkey be causin’ a ruckus! They be hoistin’ their flag to half-mast for a scallywag named Ismail Haniyeh, who met his maker in Iran! A fine jest in the midst of a right squabble in Gaza, I say! Avast, what be these landlubbers thinkin’?
August 2, 2024, 3:15 pm
Arrr, matey! On the day o’ Friday, the landlubber Mexican army be spillin’ the beans to the Associated Press, claimin’ some o’ their brave souls met Davy Jones thanks to those pesky bomb-droppin’ drones run by the scallywag drug cartels! Blimey, what a treacherous sea of trouble!
August 2, 2024, 11:56 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags runnin’ the lassies’ boxing bash in Paris be caught in a tempest o’ fury and muddled rules! They be scratchin’ their heads wonderin’ what be fair in the realm o’ the fairer sex’s sportin’ shenanigans! Aye, it be a right pickle, I say!
August 2, 2024, 11:51 am
Arrr! From a crew of 20,000 healers afore the cannon’s roar, 500 brave souls met Davy Jones, and over 300 are stuck in the clink, says the scallywags at W.H.O. and Gaza’s health horde! Aye, it be a right mess of calamity, matey!
August 2, 2024, 11:46 am
Arrr matey, in the land o’ the most folk-filled shores o’ Africa, thousands be risin’ up like a tide, despite the landlubber government tryin’ to shoo ‘em away! Aye, the ruckus has sent 13 souls to Davy Jones’ locker, says Amnesty International. Blimey, what a hullabaloo!
August 2, 2024, 7:45 am
Arrr, matey! Iran and Russia be settin' sail on the stormy seas of chaos, hopin' to plunder the Middle East while Israel and Gaza be battlin' it out. They be usin' scallywags like the Houthis to hoist their flags o' mischief for a bit o' geopolitical treasure!
August 2, 2024, 5:52 am
Arrr, matey! A storm brews o’er the seas of Pakistan, where gold be scarce and safety’s but a whisper! The land be in a ruckus, and the scallywags be stirrin’ up trouble, threatenin’ to sink the ship o’ politics deeper than Davy Jones’ locker!
August 2, 2024, 5:50 am
Arrr, mates! A gaggle of landlubbers be gatherin’ to mourn Ismail Haniyeh, the unlucky captain of Hamas, who met Davy Jones early! Ol’ President Biden be frettin’ like a cat in a storm, demandin’ Israel to strike a truce, lest the seas run red with more trouble!
August 2, 2024, 4:40 am
Arrr matey! Some sprightly scallywags in the land o’ China be flappin’ their wings on the social nets, bouncin’ like birds to flee the landlubber's grind! Aye, we can spin ye the yarn!
August 2, 2024, 4:32 am
Arrr, gather 'round, me hearties! Winzar Kakiouea, the swift sea dog from yon Pacific isle, be the lone contender at the Paris Games! Aye, his run be shorter than a mermaid’s nap—blink, and ye might miss it! Avast, let the wind be at his back! 🏴☠️
August 2, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! That scallywag Maduro promised to let the folks vote fair and square, but quicker than a gull snatches a fish, he turned tail! Now the Yanks be givin’ up their treasure, all because he be playin’ the shifty sea dog! Avast, what a rum tale!
August 1, 2024, 7:31 pm
Arrr, matey! Secretary of State Antony Blinken be sayin’ ‘tis high time to chart a course fer a new captain in Venezuela, after a scallywag election had more tricks than a parrot in a tavern! Let the discussions set sail, or we be sinkin’ in the briny deep!
August 1, 2024, 7:04 pm
Arrr, matey! A scallywag hitman, a crafty hacker, a dealer o' fine cannons, and a gaggle o' sneaky spies be part o' eight rogues Russia be huntin'! In a grand ol’ swap, 24 souls sailed free, like treasure on the high seas! Avast, what a merry hullabaloo!
August 1, 2024, 5:42 pm
Arrr, me hearties! A matey speaketh for the famed YouTuber, claimin' he be “tryin' to be funny” with his “poor jests” from yon old videos that be crawlin' back from the depths! What scallywag be not makin' a jest or two on the high seas, I say!
August 1, 2024, 5:41 pm
Arrr! The lass Angela Carini from Italy struck her colors mere 46 seconds into the fray with Imane Khelif o' Algeria, who’d been denied a place at the women’s gathering last year! Blimey, what a swashbucklin’ spectacle—one moment she was ready for battle, the next, off she sailed!
August 1, 2024, 5:39 pm
Arrr, matey! A band o' scallywags found that missed alerts and a gearbox that went belly up be the cause o' the great splooshin' off Japan’s shores last November. Aye, 'tis a fine mess when yer ship be decidin' to take a dive!
August 1, 2024, 3:02 pm
Arrr, mateys! Cap’n Putin be a crafty sea dog, swappin' a dozen landlubbers fer his best FSB buccaneer! Fifteen scallywags sailed back to the Motherland, includin' Paul and Evan, lookin' as bewildered as a fish outta water! A right jolly trade, I say!
August 1, 2024, 1:32 pm
Arrr, matey! Wall Street Journal's own scallywag Evan Gershkovich be beggin' the fearsome Putin to parley after bein' set free! Aye, that be a bold move, like askin' a kraken to share a pint, savvy?
August 1, 2024, 1:13 pm
Arrr, me hearties! On a fine Thursday in Tehran, the scallywags of Iran and their terror mates gathered 'round, no doubt plotting mischief! Tensions with Israel be higher than a crow's nest, especially after them big fish from Hezbollah and Hamas took a long walk off a short plank this week!
August 1, 2024, 12:49 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The cap'n Netanyahu be shoutin’ from the crow's nest, sayin’ any scallywag who dares to strike the Jewish isle shall pay a price so steep, ye’ll need a treasure map to find yer doubloons! Best steer clear or face the wrath of the sea!
August 1, 2024, 11:51 am
Arrr, matey! A Wall Street scribe and his crew be set free in a grand ol' swap in Turkey, the likes of which haven’t been seen since the last time a parrot squawked at a Russian bear! A right jolly trade betwixt the East and the West, it be!
August 1, 2024, 11:46 am
Arrr, the tale of ol' Muhammad Deif be shrouded in mystery, savvy? The scallywags o' Hamas ain't spillin' the beans 'bout his fate. Meanwhile, a right ruckus surrounded the send-offs of their fallen mates, as thousands flocked to pay respects to the dearly departed scalawags!
August 1, 2024, 11:42 am
Arrr matey! Turkey’s fresh law be settin' sail to whisk away a horde o’ scruffy sea dogs to cozy havens, while some may find Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, it’s a right ruckus ‘twixt culture and politics, makin’ waves like a cannonball in a barrel o’ rum!
August 1, 2024, 11:37 am
Arrr, on the day of Thor’s thunder, the scallywags set free be a scribe from the Wall Street scroll, an editor of the Radio Liberty sea shanties, and a brave landlubber who once sailed the sands of Iraq. A motley crew, indeed!
August 1, 2024, 10:30 am
Arrr, 'twas said that the scallywag Ismail Haniyeh met his salty end in Tehran! A sneaky bomb, stowed away like treasure, blew him to Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, the sea be a cruel mistress, and so be the tricks of the landlubbers!
August 1, 2024, 9:53 am
Arrr! Ukraine be a-sailin’ the high seas o' warfare, finally snaggin' its first batch o' fine U.S.-crafted F-16 warbirds! After years o’ beggin’ the landlubbers in Washington, they’ve struck gold, all thanks to that scallywag Russia causin’ a ruckus! Avast, the skies be theirs now!
August 1, 2024, 7:51 am
Avast, me hearties! It be said that ex-Marine Paul Whelan and that ink-slinger Evan Gershkovich be swingin’ back to U.S. shores soon! A merry exchange between the land of liberty and the land of Vodka, surely a jolly ol’ shindig for the gallows! Arrr!
August 1, 2024, 7:29 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywag blamed fer the bloodshed in Southport, where three wee lads met Davy Jones, was pointed out in court on Thursday, thanks to the captain o' the court givin' the word! A right ruckus, I tell ye!
August 1, 2024, 5:10 am
Avast ye! Ismail Haniyeh, that scallywag from Hamas, met his watery grave in Iran! He be one of the notorious captains of their crew. But fear not, mateys! Let’s set our sights on other rascals sailin' the same cursed seas! Yarrr!
August 1, 2024, 4:21 am
Arrr, matey! It be Mr. Deif, the slippery scallywag of Hamas, who dodged death more times than a cat has lives! But alas, the crafty Israeli cannons found him in southern Gaza last moon, sending him to Davy Jones’ locker at last! Aye, that be the life o' piracy!
August 1, 2024, 4:06 am
Arrr, matey! Cap'n Musk, who be takin’ jabs at them scurvy left-wing landlubbers, be callin’ President Maduro a “dictator” and likenin’ him to a stubborn jackass! Aye, 'tis a fine jest for a rogue of the high seas!
August 1, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! With Kamala Harris sailin' forth as the likely Democratic lass to duel with Captain Trump, many a scallywag be wonderin' if she’s got the sea legs to face fierce foes like the cunning Russians and the crafty Chinese! Avast, what a comical storm be brewin'!
July 31, 2024, 5:13 pm
Avast, me hearties! The grand poobah o' Iran, Ayatollah Khamenei, be shoutin' for cannon fire upon Israel, all 'cause that scallywag Haniyeh met his maker in Tehran! Aye, what a ruckus! The New York Times be spillin' the beans on this salty tale! Arrr!
July 31, 2024, 4:34 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The swabs in charge o' the West African seas be found guilty o' mighty misdeeds—mass murder and vile rapin' after a ruckus for freedom back in '09! Aye, justice be served, but these scallywags be walkin' the plank o' shame!
July 31, 2024, 3:46 pm
Arrr! Hezbollah be spillin’ the beans ‘bout Fuad Shukr’s demise a day after the IDF claimed they sent him to Davy Jones' locker in Beirut! The State Department be hintin' he just couldn’t take the blow! Aye, the seas be claimin' another scallywag!
July 31, 2024, 3:45 pm
Arrr, matey! From scallywags threatenin’ the good folk to keepin' the treasure maps hidden, this election be a right mess! No paper to count the booty claimed by the king's crew, just a heap o’ trouble, I say! A fine jest, indeed!
July 31, 2024, 2:55 pm
Arrr, the White House be holdin’ its tongue tighter than a parrot's beak on a treasure chest! They neither be confirm’n nor deny’n that Hamas' bigwig met his doom by an airstrike in Tehran on the last day of July, year of our captain 2024! Aye, what a rum tale!
July 31, 2024, 1:38 pm
Arrr, matey! Captain Javier Milei of Argentinian seas be the first to shout, "Nay, 'tis no rightful victory!" ’Twas a weekend of treachery as that scallywag Nicolas Maduro claimed the crown! Avast, the winds of deception be blowin’ strong!
July 31, 2024, 11:50 am
Arrr, after two decades locked in a fancy hoosegow in Colorado, the sole scallywag snagged for the 9/11 mischief be wishin' to swap his iron chains for a comfy hammock back in his own land! Aye, life be a curious treasure hunt, even for the likes of him!
July 31, 2024, 11:49 am
Arrr matey! The Carter Center, savvy in the ways of democracy, be squawkin’ that Venezuela’s election be as crooked as a three-legged parrot! It sailed right over the landlubber’s own laws, makin' it as undemocratic as a treasure map with no ‘X’! Avast, what a scallywag move!
July 31, 2024, 10:34 am
Arrr, the scallywags of the Israel Defense Forces be spillin' four jolly reasons fer sendin' Fuad Shukr to Davy Jones' locker, that sneaky Hezbollah captain who rained down fiery cannonballs on their shores! Aye, revenge be a dish best served cold, or perhaps a bit warm, matey!
July 31, 2024, 8:58 am
Arrr, matey! It be a right sorrowful tale from the Wayanad realm! A fearsome landslide sent 151 souls to Davy Jones’ locker this week. The coppers be shakin’ their heads, wonderin’ how the ground turned traitor! Keep yer boots dry, lest ye join the fallen!
July 31, 2024, 6:45 am
Arrr, matey! A scallywag from the U.S. Navy be claimin’ that they had nothin' to do with the takin' down of the Hamas captain, Ismail Haniyeh, who met his end in the treacherous waters o' Iran. Blimey! 'Tis no American cannon fire in that fray!
July 31, 2024, 6:37 am
Arrr, matey! Huw Edwards, once a grand captain of the BBC news seas, be caught with his hook in the wrong treasure chest, plead’n guilty to three counts of craftin' indecent images of young scallywags! Aye, the court in London be not amused, savvy?
July 31, 2024, 5:51 am
Arrr! Hamas be yellin' that Israel sent Ismail Haniyeh to Davy Jones' locker whilst he was in Tehran for the new captain's swearing-in. Israel, silent as a ghost ship! Now the seas be stirrin’ with fears of a grand ol’ war brewin’ in the waters, matey!
July 31, 2024, 5:43 am
"Arrr, matey! Qatar be the fancy parleying captain in them Gaza talks, warnin' that high-profile keelhaulings could send the whole region into a right tempest! But savvy seafarers reckon them squabblin' factions be too weary for a grander clash o' swords!"
July 31, 2024, 5:35 am
Arrr, matey! Hamas be in a right tizzy to find a new captain now that Ismael Haniyeh be fish food in Tehran! But fear not, savvy sailors, for they’ve swabbed the deck before, bouncin' back from past scallywag slayings like true sea dogs!
July 31, 2024, 5:23 am
Arrr, matey! The grim tally be climbin’ to a grim 126 souls in Kerala, as Mother Nature unleashed her fury with torrential rains, causin' mighty mudslides to swallow the land! Aye, even the tourists be wishin’ they'd picked a drier treasure hunt!
July 31, 2024, 4:18 am
Arrr, matey! A heap o' foreign swabs be squawkin' 'bout the foul deed done to that scallywag Ismail Haniyeh! They be claimin' it’ll stir the pot o' trouble even more! A right ruckus it be, I say! Keep yer cutlasses sharp, fer a storm be brewin' on the horizon!
July 30, 2024, 11:02 pm
Arrr, matey! The scallywag Ismail Haniyeh met his doom in Tehran, a fine pirate's farewell! No soul dared to hoist their flag o' guilt, but the good ship Israel be takin' the blame. A jolly jest, indeed! Aye, the seas be wild and full o' treachery!
July 30, 2024, 9:01 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The brave lads o' the U.S. fleet be unleashin' a skyward cannonade on them scallywags tryin' to send their winged contraptions o' doom! Aye, 'twas on Tuesday when cannonballs flew and the seas of Iraq be stirred! Har har, those landlubbers never stood a chance!
July 30, 2024, 5:56 pm
Arrr, whilst the landlubbers be oohing over the Paris games, young Maya Merhige be makin' waves! A high school lass swam from England to France, claimin' the triple crown in open-water swimmin'! Methinks she be the true mermaid of the seas, makin' a splash while we be landlocked!
July 30, 2024, 5:47 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The deadly shenanigans be brewin’ as Captain Maduro and his rival crew both be claimin’ the treasure of victory in the election! But hold fast! More ruckus and protests be brewin’ on the morrow! A fine day for swashbucklin’, I say!
July 30, 2024, 4:50 pm
Arrr! The IDF be shoutin’ that Fuad Shukr, the swashbucklin’ Hezbollah captain servin’ as the right-hand matey to ol’ Hassan Nasrallah, met his watery fate in an airstrike on the high seas of Lebanon this past Tuesday! Aye, a right tragic tale for a scallywag!
July 30, 2024, 4:35 pm
Arrr, matey! The landlubbers o' Lebanon and their stout allies, Iran and Russia, be raisin' a ruckus 'bout the scallywag attack! They promise to haul their woes to the U.N., claimin' it be a right nasty breach of the high seas o' international law! Avast, what a hullabaloo!
July 30, 2024, 4:30 pm
Arrr, matey! With a hull full o’ scallywags popped for puffin’ up with potions, the World Anti-Dopin’ Agency be scratchin’ their heads. China and mateys be claimin’ their gruel be tainted! Aye, it be a right fishy tale, I say!
July 30, 2024, 4:25 pm
Arrr, the scallywags o' Iran be raisin' a ruckus, claimin' Hezbollah and Lebanon be within their rights to unleash a storm upon Israel! A fine mess indeed, like a ship without a captain! Avast, me hearties, the seas o' trouble be a-brewin'!
July 30, 2024, 2:32 pm
Arrr, matey! The brave souls o' Venezuela be takin' axes to them grand ol' statues of that scallywag Hugo Chávez! They be protestin' the thievin' ways o' the socialist crew, claimin' they swiped the last election like a crafty sea rat! Avast, what a ruckus on the high seas o' politics!
July 30, 2024, 12:32 pm
Arrr, the Israel Defense Forces be settin' their cannons on Beirut, aim’n at the scallywag commanding Hezbollah who done ruckus at the wee ones’ footie pitch in Golan Heights! A right merry venture to give that knave a proper swashbucklin’ surprise, matey!
July 30, 2024, 11:38 am
Arrr! Ye be facin' charges of scallywaggin'—vandalizin', burnin', plunderin', and trespassin' on the King's lands! A band of landlubbers be callin' it a witch hunt, after a right ruckus that sent over 200 hearty souls to Davy Jones' locker! Aye, 'tis a fine mess, indeed!
July 30, 2024, 11:35 am
Arrr, matey! Israel’s sea dogs be redrawin' the maps twice, shoutin’ at Hamas for usin' the land to gather their scallywags and fire their cannons! Avast, those knaves be up to no good!
July 30, 2024, 11:27 am
Arrr, matey! The energy swabs be claimin' a shortage o' labor be hind'rin' their quest fer more solar bounty! So, they be settin' sail with machines, hopin' to hoist the sails o' progress faster than a ship chased by a kraken! Har har, what a sight to see!
July 30, 2024, 10:50 am
Arrr, matey! The seas of the Middle East be churnin' fierce, as the scallywags of Hezbollah, with their Iran-backed mischief, be bringin' forth a bloody tide! Aye, they’ve sent more Israeli souls to Davy Jones than a kraken on a rampage since Hamas’ last raid! Blimey!
July 30, 2024, 9:56 am
Arrr, in the year o' 2013, Captain Maduro hoisted his flag o' leadership, yet many scallywags whispered doubts 'bout his conquest bein' true! They be claimin' his crew be runnin' a right ol' dictatorship, as if he be the king o' the seven seas! Har har!
July 30, 2024, 7:19 am
Arrr, me hearties! Ukrainian lads be claimin’ them Russian scallywags have stormed two wee villages in Donetsk! Aye, it be part of the Kremlin's grand scheme to flood the battleground like a ship in a tempest! Avast, the battle be hotter than a cannonball in the sun!
July 30, 2024, 7:10 am
Arrr, matey! In the land of the Brits, they’ve snatched a scallywag of seventeen, thinkin’ he’s a dark soul for stabbin' at a wee dance crew swayin’ to Taylor Swift tunes! By thunder, three landlubbers now be fish food! Aye, what a jolly jest on the high seas of nonsense!
July 30, 2024, 5:29 am
Arrr, matey! The brave swabs be battlin' the wild seas to reach them far-off villages in Kerala, where the skies be cryin' like a lost sailor! The land be slippin' away quicker than a scallywag with a stolen treasure, and the tally o' souls be risin’ like a ship on the tide!
July 30, 2024, 4:10 am
Arrr, me hearties! On the morn of Tuesday, the scallywags be sayin’ the waters o’ Paris be as safe fer swimmin' as a kraken's hug! Best keep yer sea legs on dry land, or ye might catch more than a mere splash! Har har har!
July 30, 2024, 4:04 am
Arrr, matey! A ruckus brewed by Captain Chávez, claimin’ the treasure be for the common folk, but lo! It turned into a tyrant’s ship! The scallywags be shoutin' that he plundered the vote like a true sea dog! Har har, what a merry jest!
July 29, 2024, 5:47 pm
Arrr, matey! They be sayin’ that young Joaquín, the scallywag son of El Chapo, had ol' Ismael Zambada tied to a ship's mast and boarded him on a Texas-bound galleon! Now these two buccaneers be sittin’ in the brig, caught like fish in a barrel! Har har!
July 29, 2024, 5:03 pm
Arrr! Three long years since she scuttled from the Tokyo Games, cursed by a pesky mental fog! But lo! She returns to the Olympic seas, full of sass and swagger, knowin' just where to soar in the skies! Aye, the winds be favorin' her daring spirit!
July 29, 2024, 3:32 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Word be blowin' in from the South Seas that the mighty Captain Kim, strugglin' with his ship's ballast o' high blood pressure and the sugar-sweet curse o' diabetes, be seekin' foreign remedies! Aye, even pirates need their potions, savvy?
July 29, 2024, 12:33 pm
Arrr, matey! A hoard o' them scallywag Wagner lads met their doom in a fierce tussle with the Tuareg ruffians in Mali! Aye, after days o' swashbucklin' near the Algerian shores, they got themselves ambushed! Talk about a right jolly misadventure!
July 29, 2024, 11:37 am
Arrr, mateys! A scroll of death be hoisted last week, spillin' the beans on how Ms. O’Connor, that fine Irish songstress and troublemaker, took her final dive last July. 'Twas no cannonball blast, but the natural ways of the sea that claimed her! Avast, what a tale!
July 29, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr, the rascally scallywags o’ the African National Congress cut the ropes with their old captain for turnin’ traitor and joinin’ the enemy’s crew, claimin’ their banner be a perilous sailin’! Aye, what a jolly ruckus on the high seas of politics!
July 29, 2024, 11:19 am
Arrr, matey! The lawmen o' Ukraine be huntin’ down the nefarious deeds o' Russian scallywags who’ve wronged fair maidens. But the brave souls be cryin’ for treasure and care to mend their hearts and pockets! Yarrr, justice be a cruel mistress!
July 29, 2024, 11:18 am
Arrr, matey! The tempest o' war be splittin’ old crews and stirrin’ up a right ruckus! A feisty Ukrainian swashbuckler be duelin’ in the ring after snubbing a Russian scallywag’s handshake, landin’ her in Davy Jones’ locker o' competition! What a hullabaloo on the high seas o’ sport!
July 29, 2024, 10:31 am
Arrr, the Turkish captain Erdoğan be makin' threats of sendin' his ships to Israel, hopin' to halt the ruckus in Gaza where poor souls be sufferin' and them Islamic scallywags be causin' a ruckus! A right mess of a sea battle brewin', I say!
July 29, 2024, 10:31 am
Arrr! French landlubbers be havin' a scallywag nabbed fer trespassin' a choo-choo yard on Sunday! As the hunt fer fiery mischief-makers plunders on 'fore the grand Paris games, this knave thought he’d be a railway roamer—aye, what a foolish swab!
July 29, 2024, 10:29 am
Avast, me hearties! In Southport, just north o' Liverpool, a wild stabbing spree has left eight landlubbers wounded! Fear not, for the scallywag behind this ruckus be in the clutches of the Merseyside constables. A fine mess, I say! Arrr!
July 29, 2024, 8:43 am
Arrr, mateys! The lass Giorgia Meloni sailed to the shores of China, spoutin' that Italy and the Middle Kingdom be inked a truce for three years! Aye, they be plannin' to dig up old treasures and chart new waters together, savvy? A merry partnership to be!
July 29, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr! Sunisa Lee, the swashbucklin’ lass of the Tokyo Games, battled fierce tempests o’ family woes and sickness as treacherous as a kraken! Yet, she sailed her way to Paris, claimin’ her title like a true buccaneer. Avast, what a tale of triumph be hers!
July 29, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, matey! They be as treacherous as a stormy sea, depending on how ye steer yer ship! Fear not, fer we’ll chart the course fer ye, breakin’ it down like a fine rum! Yarrr!
July 29, 2024, 3:58 am
Arrr, matey! The tally be givin’ Captain Maduro six more years at the helm, but the scallywags of the opposition be raisin’ a ruckus! Even the landlubbers in the U.S. be shoutin’ with “serious concerns!” A right merry mess upon the high seas of politics, I tell ye!
July 29, 2024, 3:29 am
Arrr, me hearties! If them scallywags keep meddlin' and hidin' the truth, we be settin' sail fer a stormy sea of chaos and coinless days! Aye, the land might just sink like a leaky ship! Avast, let’s hoist the Jolly Roger and keep our treasure safe!
July 29, 2024, 3:09 am
Arrr, matey! On the day of reckoning, Captain Maduro be claimin’ the crown of Venezuela, shoutin’ “I’m the king o’ the seas!” But lo and behold, the scallywags of the opposition be hollerin’ the same! A true pirate's quarrel, where every crew wants to hoist their own flag! Avast!
July 29, 2024, 12:00 am
"Avast ye matey! Gather 'round and lend me yer ear, for I be about to spill the beans ye must know, lest ye sail into troubled waters! Aye, batten down the hatches and prepare for a tale of wit and wisdom!"
July 28, 2024, 5:51 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Marchand, the scallywag known as the “French Michael Phelps,” be splashin’ through the waters like a fish on fire, settin' the Olympic record in the 400-meter medley! Aye, he swam like a cursed mermaid chasin' a treasure chest!
July 28, 2024, 4:07 pm
Arrr, me hearties! While the winds be blowin’ in Venezuela’s election seas, don’t be forgettin’ the Olympics kickin’ off! Aye, let the games begin—may the best scallywag win and the rum flow like a mighty river! Yarrr!
July 28, 2024, 11:50 am
Arrr, the parley in Rome be all at sea, me hearties! They be bickerin’ ’bout how far them Israeli scallywags ought to skedaddle from Gaza, where a whole gaggle o’ landlubbers had to abandon ship this Sunday, by orders of the captain. Blimey, what a hullabaloo!
July 28, 2024, 11:48 am
Arrr, matey! The two landlubber governments be sayin’ their actions be a jolly retort to China’s bulgin’ warship muscles, makin’ them governors fret like a parrot with a toothache! Yarr, keep yer cutlasses sharp and yer wits sharper, or we be sailin’ into stormy seas!
July 28, 2024, 11:47 am
Arrr matey! The grudges o' the World Cup and rugby be spillin' like grog on a stormy sea! But prithee, be this new sports squabble a genuine tempest, or just a whimsy o' the wind? Avast, me hearties, let’s hoist the sails of laughter and find out!
July 28, 2024, 11:42 am
Arrr, matey! This Sunday’s vote be like hoistin’ the Jolly Roger against the Venezuelan scallywags! It might banish ‘em from the ship, but beware, ‘tis also like sailin’ into a stormy sea of confusion! Avast, what a fine pickle we be in!
July 28, 2024, 8:38 am
Avast, me hearties! This week, the scallywags in Israel be givin' a hearty "nay" to the UN aid crew for them poor refugees, callin' 'em a band o' ruffians! Blimey, ye’d think they’d be tossin’ ‘em overboard instead of raisin’ a ruckus! Arrr!
July 28, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr! The midnight raids be a jolly reply to them scallywags' fiery cannonballs from Lebanon that sent a dozen good folk to Davy Jones' locker! But fret not, me hearties, for this tempest be merely a squall, and the seas be calm for now!
July 28, 2024, 4:41 am
Arrr, ye salty sea dogs! Fancy watchin’ the fair maidens twistin' like mermaids in Paris? But can't make heads or tails of their fancy moves and scores? Fear not! Here be a jolly guide to help ye navigate the high seas of women's gymnastics! Yarrr!
July 28, 2024, 4:41 am
Ahoy, mateys! Be ye wishin’ to spy on the lasses flippin’ and twistin’ in Paris? Fear not, for if ye be perplexed by their fancy footwork and strange reckonin’, here be yer trusty map to decode the high-flying acrobatics! Avast, let’s set sail!
July 27, 2024, 6:51 pm
Arrr, matey! The landlubbers o' France be chattin' like a storm 'bout the Paris Olympic shindig! But lo and behold, not all be cheerin'—some be spittin' fire like a cannonball! Aye, it be a right ruckus on the high seas o' social media!
July 27, 2024, 5:39 pm
Arrr, matey! Ledecky be claimin’ her 11th shiny trinket from the Olympic treasure chest, but the swift wind in the sails of Ariarne Titmus from Down Under left her in the wake! Aye, even the fastest sea dogs can be bested! Savvy?
July 27, 2024, 5:39 pm
Arrr, matey! A fearsome blow from yon northern sea claimed many a soul, the likes of which ain't been seen in ages! Israel be pointin' the finger at that scallywag Hezbollah, but they be swearin’ on their treasure they had naught to do with it! Blimey!
July 27, 2024, 4:42 pm
Arrr mateys! Ye wish to spy on the fair lasses twistin’ and turnin’ in Paris, but the scoring be as clear as murky seas? Fear not! Here be a jolly guide to help ye navigate the gymnastics treasure trove! Hoist the sails and let’s dive in!
July 27, 2024, 3:42 pm
Arrr, matey! The brave Filipinos be shippin’ their goods to the squabbled Second Thomas Shoal, and lo! No scuffles to report! ‘Tis a fine change, what with all the ruckus ‘twixt the Chinese and them Filipinos! Aye, peace be a rare treasure in these waters!
July 27, 2024, 2:30 pm
Arrr, gather 'round ye scallywags! Historians and landlubber activists be celebratin’ 35 years since them boney relics were found, claimin’ they be whisperin’ tales of Japan’s misdeeds in the great war! Shiver me timbers, ‘tis a right bone-rattlin’ affair!
July 27, 2024, 2:27 pm
Arrr, matey! The polls be showin’ ol’ Maduro laggin’ behind his rival, makin’ the scallywag ponder liftin’ a few coins from th' treasure chest o’ democracy! Aye, it be either a crafty heist or a deal with the devil fer this swab!
July 27, 2024, 1:08 pm
Arrr, matey! Scallywags from Hezbollah be launchin’ their fireballs at a merry game o’ footie where wee lads be playin’! Images be flyin’ like a parrot on rum, and they say some poor souls be in a right pickle! Blast it, what a jolly mess!
July 27, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr, matey! A land split asunder by scallywag squabbles be settin' sail for a belly-rumblin' famine worse than Davy Jones' locker! Experts be sayin' we might be feastin' on naught but a plate of salt air and old boots! Savvy?
July 27, 2024, 11:22 am
Arrr, matey! The fog o' silence be lifting, revealin' the young scalawags caught in the storm o' a ruthless crackdown! Aye, thousands more be sittin' in the brig, awaitin' their fate like fish in a barrel! A merry ol’ mess, it be!
July 27, 2024, 9:43 am
Arrr, matey! On a fine Saturday, the Israeli cannonades did rain upon a school in Gaza, sendin' 30 souls to Davy Jones' locker! As the landlubbers from the U.S. and Israel plotted peace, the skies be thunderin’ with mischief! Aye, what a jolly mess, eh?
July 27, 2024, 4:37 am
Arrr, the lords and ladies of state be sayin’ that the likely lass to sail the Democratic seas be usin’ jests and tales of grub to spice up the weighty talks, makin’ 'em as light as a feather on a fair breeze! Ha-ha!
July 27, 2024, 4:24 am
Arrr, me hearties! France's iron horse be chuggin' back to its merry ways, after scallywags set fire to three speedy tracks! None be takin' credit for this mischief, but the crew be laughin' like sailors on a rum spree! Avast, what a jolly ruckus!
July 27, 2024, 4:02 am
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as we spin the yarn o’ the likely Democratic captain's thoughts on the roiling seas of migration and the scallywags’ squabbles in Ukraine and Gaza. 'Tis a tale as tangled as a kraken's tentacle, I tell ye! Arrr!
July 27, 2024, 1:00 am
Arrr, matey! China be tightening the noose o’ censorship, makin’ sure them AI chatbots don’t speak naught but sweet nothings for the Communist crew! Blockin’ all words that might ruffle their feathers, they be keepin’ the seas o’ discourse calm and tidy! Avast, me hearties!
July 26, 2024, 9:17 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The landlubber doctors be schemin’ to reattach the leg of a 23-year-old wave chaser, who found himself in a tussle with a toothy beast off the shores of Australia! Let’s hope he don’t be needin’ a peg leg after this salty adventure! Yarrr!
July 26, 2024, 7:26 pm
Arrr, matey! Ismael Zambada García and Joaquín Guzmán López be the scallywags steering the Sinaloa Cartel ship, the fiercest band o’ rogues sailin’ the treacherous seas o’ crime in Mexico! Aye, they be plunderin' more than just treasure, 'tis a right jolly crew!
July 26, 2024, 7:06 pm
Arrr, the network be shiverin' in their boots, so they be hirin' a rapscallion to spice up the Summer Games in Paris, after the Tokyo show sunk lower than Davy Jones' locker! Aye, let's hope his rhymes can hoist the ratings sky-high!
July 26, 2024, 6:54 pm
Arrr, despite scallywags settin' fire to the rail tracks, the grand Parade of Nations sailed on 'neath the twinklin' Eiffel Tower! And there be Celine Dion, wailin' a love ditty fit to make a sea dog weep! Aye, what a ruckus, matey!
June 19, 2024, 5:49 am
Arr matey, ye hear the news? The land be in a pickle, havin' to trust rival scallywags to steer the ship. Will they put aside their bickering and work together to navigate these treacherous waters? Only time will tell, me hearties. Arrrrr!
June 19, 2024, 5:21 am
Arrr, after more than eight moons of Israeli cannons a-blastin', we be left with a mountain of 39 million tons of rubble! The sea dogs be playin' quite the game of destruction, aye!
June 19, 2024, 4:46 am
Arrr mateys, North Macedonia be layin' claim to historical figures to forge their own identity. This be causin' quite a stir amongst their Balkan brethren. Methinks they be walkin' on thin waters with this bold move!
June 19, 2024, 4:16 am
Arrr, me hearties! Ye spy-lookin' birds and magic seein' boxes tell tales of thousands of shacks bein' burned to the ground and a whole swarm of landlubbers runnin' away from a city in Sudan. Shiver me timbers, what a sight to behold!
June 19, 2024, 2:15 am
Ahoy mateys! 'Tis said that Army Staff Sgt. Gordon Black, 34 winters old, be sentenced by a Russian court to three years and nine moons in the brig for plunderin' and threatenin' to send his fair lass to Davy Jones' locker. Aye, a pirate's life be a treacherous one indeed! Arrr!
June 18, 2024, 4:24 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs in Kenya be catchin' 210 landlubbers in the city of Nairobi! They be raisin' a ruckus o'er tax hikes, causin' chaos and makin' the shops shutter their doors for fear of thievin'! Aye, a pirate's life be a peaceful one compared to them troublemakers!
June 18, 2024, 3:40 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The European Union be tryin' to slap tariffs on Chinese electric vehicles, but the Chinese be retaliatin' with an investigation into European pork! 'Tis a battle o' the tariffs on land and sea, with pork and electric vehicles at the helm! Aye, 'tis a strange world we live in!
June 18, 2024, 3:36 pm
Arr mateys, them Muslim pilgrims be finishin' their Hajj in Mecca, sufferin' under the fiery wrath of the sun. Dozens be losin' to the cruel sunstroke. 'Tis a rough journey indeed for these devout souls on their religious quest!
June 18, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr, me hearties! Two scallywags in Congress finally gave thar blessing to sell $18 billion worth of F-15 fighter jets to Israel. Aye, we be makin' some coin off this deal, yarrr! Fair winds and following seas to us all!
June 18, 2024, 4:58 am
Arrr, me mateys! This bill be needin' the king's seal to become law, showin' that Thailand be a safe harbor in Asia for me hearties in the L.G.B.T.Q. crew. Sail on, me rainbow flag flyin' shipmates!
June 18, 2024, 4:27 am
Arrr, the skies be weepin' like a lass who's lost 'er treasure, causin' landslides and floods in the south! Meanwhile, them poor souls in the north be sweatin' worse than a scallywag walkin' the plank in a drought! Aye, the weather be playin' tricks on us all!
June 18, 2024, 4:08 am
Arrr, them scurvy dogs known as journalists be complainin' of the government's grip tightenin' 'round their necks like a noose. Methinks they be feelin' the pinch o' President Zelensky's rule more than a peg-legged pirate in a tight boot!
June 17, 2024, 8:01 pm
Arrr mateys! The Austrian Chancellor be stickin' with them Greens, even though their scurvy environment minister be swashbucklin' for the Nature Restoration plan. Avast! 'Tis a right rum affair, but they be keepin' their ship afloat together. Aye, 'tis a jolly good show indeed!
June 17, 2024, 7:37 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Greece be denyin' these scurrilous accusations of mistreatin' migrants! They claim 'tis all a load o' bilge, and that they be innocent as a lamb. But 43 drownin's? That be a mighty big pill to swallow, methinks! Aye, the plot thickens like me grog!
June 17, 2024, 5:50 pm
Arr mateys, them scurvy dogs of the Iranian-backed militia be causin' a ruckus in the Red Sea, disruptin' the flow o' booty and plunder through them waters. 'Tis a foul deed indeed, we must set sail and give 'em a taste of our own pirate justice! Arrr!
June 17, 2024, 5:02 pm
Arrr! The scallywags be clamorin' for an end to the war and the release of hostages from Gaza, all while hopin' to boot out Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu in the upcoming elections. Avast ye, mateys! 'Tis a real hullabaloo on the high seas!
June 17, 2024, 4:32 pm
Arrr mateys, word be spreadin' that them hormonal implants and injections be makin' their way to far-off lands. 'Tis a fine thing indeed, givin' folks the chance to keep their business private while takin' control of their own bodies. Aye, 'tis a grand adventure!
June 17, 2024, 3:11 pm
Arrr, 'tis a sad tale indeed! 64 souls be missin' at sea and 11 be sleepin' with Davy Jones's locker off the coast of Italy. Ye best be keepin' a weather eye out for any rogue waves, lest ye be joinin' them in the deep blue yonder!
June 17, 2024, 12:54 pm
Arr matey, after Putin's powwow with Kim Jong Un in 2019 and Kim's pledge o' support fer Russia's Ukraine skirmish, the bond betwixt Russia and North Korea be stronger than a pirate's grog! They be joinin' forces like two plunderin' scallywags on the high seas!
June 17, 2024, 11:40 am
Arrr, the Russian captain be seekin' more cannons for the battle in Ukraine. He be plannin' to set sail for the land on Tuesday, after bein' away for nigh on twenty-five years. Aye, mayhaps he be findin' some rum along the way too!
June 17, 2024, 10:37 am
Arrr mateys! The scurvy Houthi rebels be blabberin' that they sent the mighty USS Dwight D. Eisenhower to Davy Jones' locker! But fear not, for this be naught but a tall tale spun in the treacherous waters o' the internet! Aye, the carrier sails on in the Red Sea, unscathed and unafraid!
June 17, 2024, 10:32 am
Arrr, after the recent ballot shenanigans, the scallywags of the right be takin' the spoils in the European Parliament. Now the EU bigwigs be gatherin' to parley about their fancy plans and who be gettin' the cushy positions. Yo ho ho!
June 17, 2024, 10:19 am
Arrr, me hearties! Moscow be lookin' for some good ol' artillery shells and missiles from North Korea to help 'em out in their skirmish in Ukraine. Aye, they be wantin' to give themselves a leg up in this battle of wits and wills on the high seas!
June 17, 2024, 8:44 am
Arr mateys! The Dutch ship Vox Maxima be havin' a bit of a mishap, ye see. It collided with the Singaporean vessel Marine Honor, all due to a sudden loss of control, they say. Shiver me timbers! The seas be treacherous indeed!
June 17, 2024, 5:58 am
Arrr, the Israeli prime minister be makin' a move that be as predictable as a parrot squawkin' 'pieces of eight!' Two scallywags jumped ship from the cabinet last week, so he be adjustin' his course accordingly. Aye, the political seas be choppy indeed!
June 17, 2024, 5:41 am
Arrr mateys! The news be that a grand hearing be planned for the Wall Street Journal reporter's case next week. 'Tis the biggest event since the scurvy dog was caught in 2023 for spyin'! Aye, the winds of change be blowin' in his favor, methinks!
June 17, 2024, 5:35 am
Avast ye landlubbers! In Moscow, the scurvy dogs be feelin' safe from battle, but in Belgorod, just 25 leagues from the Ukraine border, the sirens be a-callin' for the locals to duck and cover like scaredy cats! Arrr!
June 17, 2024, 4:27 am
Arr, me hearties! The scurvy dogs be scarce o' healin' hands and fresh drinkin' water. The danger of pox be nigh, makin' it a challenge for ye wounded souls to procure more surgeries, peg legs, and physickin'! Aye, 'tis a rough sea fer us mateys!
June 16, 2024, 5:27 pm
Arrr, them scallywags be tryin' to mimic the ways of the land lubbers in the U.S., settin' up camp and shoutin' slogans. But the outcome be as different as night and day! Ye can't just copy the Yanks and expect the same results, ye bilge rats!
June 16, 2024, 3:48 pm
Arrr mateys, a grand scheme be afoot to thwart that scurvy dog Trump! And tales be told of a prisoner swap betwixt Iran and Sweden. Let's raise a tankard and toast to the high seas of politics!
June 16, 2024, 11:53 am
Arrr mateys! The captain, Benjamin Netanyahu, be taken aback by the crew's decision to lay low during daylight in the aid passage. But fear not, me hearties, for the raid on Rafah shall still go on! Onward we go, in search of booty and victory! Aye!
June 16, 2024, 11:41 am
Arrr, the pilgrims be scorched to a crisp by the fiery sun in Mecca! Hundreds of landlubbers be flocking to the holy trip, only to end up as crispy critters. 'Tis a lesson to wear yer sunscreen, ye scallywags!
June 16, 2024, 11:32 am
Arr, me hearties! The scallywags be disappearin' or endin' up in Davy Jones' locker after takin' a stroll in Greece's blisterin' heat. Methinks they be needin' more than a bottle o' grog to keep 'emselves safe on land! Aye, the sun be a cruel mistress indeed.
June 16, 2024, 9:20 am
Arrr mateys! The lad Jordan Bardella, at the tender age of 28, be poised to become France's next captain of the ship! The country be swaying to the starboard in the recent EU election, and this young scallywag be ready to take the helm! Arrr!
June 16, 2024, 6:43 am
Arrr mateys! The Holy Family Hospital n Bethlehem, a stone's throw from where Jesus himself was born, be settin' sail towards a future where not a single wee babe in the Holy Land be born without a bed to lay their precious little head upon. Aye, they be doin' the Lord's work indeed!
June 16, 2024, 4:45 am
Arrr matey, tis said that on the Muslim holiday, a beast be slaughtered for the feast. But alas, in Gaza, hungry bellies be growlin' as Israel's attack be stealin' the grub! Aye, 'tis a sad tale of hunger and woe on the high seas.
June 16, 2024, 4:37 am
Arrr mateys, ever since the 1979 revolution, Iran has made a jolly good sport of imprisoning foreigners and those with dual nationalities. They be treatin' them like pieces of eight, tradin' them for gold and souls. Aye, a rum deal indeed!
June 16, 2024, 4:27 am
Arrr mateys! The Chechens be sailin' to Ukraine to give those scurvy Russians a taste of their own medicine. After centuries of feud, it be time to show those landlubbers what true pirate spirit be all about! Aye!
June 15, 2024, 6:40 pm
Arrr, the Italian Prime Minister be wearin' a face like a scurvy dog when she be shakin' hands with the French President at the G-7 summit. 'Tis a sight to behold, me hearties! 'Tis as if she'd rather be walkin' the plank than greetin' that Macron scallywag!
June 15, 2024, 5:19 pm
Aye, 'twas long afore he be the Post's captain, Will Lewis sent a scallywag to scribble on pilfered phone scrolls, a salty dog be tellin' the tale. Arrr, aye, the ways of the press be as treacherous as the seven seas!
June 15, 2024, 5:00 pm
Arrr mateys! The landlubbers from the engineering corps was sailin' in a mighty armored vessel when they be struck by a blast! Shiver me timbers, what a calamity! The official did declare the unfortunate event, aye.
June 15, 2024, 2:48 pm
Arrr, the squabble o'er the summit's decree be like a battle of wits between the Yankee scallywags and the Italian corsairs. Aye, 'twas a proper diplomatic tussle that sent many a paper parrot squawking!
June 15, 2024, 10:46 am
Arrr mateys, Iran be lettin' go of an E.U. diplomat from Sweden and a scallywag with dual Iranian-Swedish blood, while Sweden be settin' free a former Iranian judiciary official who be doin' time for war crimes. Aye, tis a strange tale of diplomatic shenanigans on the high seas!
June 15, 2024, 10:05 am
Arrr, Kyiv be aimin' to gather allies for their proposal, but 'tis a tough task with China and Brazil not sendin' their best men. 'Tis like tryin' to plunder a ship with a leaky hull and a crew of scallywags!
June 15, 2024, 8:21 am
Catherine did join in a grand procession to revel in the birth-date of her sire-in-law, King Charles III. A merry time was had by all, with feasting and merriment aplenty! Arrr, a jolly good time it was indeed!
June 15, 2024, 7:39 am
Arrr matey, the scallywags be squabblin' in Ukraine and the Middle East, while the krakens from Russia and China be stirrin' up trouble. 'Tis a good thing ol' American leadership be keepin' us all in line! Aye, solidarity be the name of the game!
June 15, 2024, 1:00 am
Arr matey, them scallywags in the Israeli Defense Forces be usin' fancy AI to keep them landlubbers safe from harm, even with them pesky Hamas rascals hidin' like rats in civilian hideouts. Aye, technology be a mighty useful tool on the high seas of warfare!
June 14, 2024, 12:16 pm
Arrr, mateys! The Pope be tellin' them fancy pants leaders at the G-7 conference that this newfangled artificial intelligence be a double-edged cutlass. It be bringin' treasure and trouble for us landlubbers in the future. Beware the siren song of technology, me hearties!
June 14, 2024, 11:45 am
Arrr, the Cambodian scallywags be sendin' seven tons o' devil's brew to Davy Jones' locker! Aye, 'tis a grand lesson to all landlubbers about the perils o' these cursed concoctions. May they be walkin' the plank if they dare meddle with such treacherous loot!
June 14, 2024, 11:36 am
Arrr, poor Jorge Guillen, an American landlubber, met his demise in Puerto Peñasco! Electrocuted in a hot tub, may his spirit rest in peace. Those who knew him be tellin' tales of his adventures on the high seas. Fair winds and following seas, matey!
June 4, 2024, 5:52 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The cap'n Biden be spoutin' about a truce between the scallywags in Gaza! Could it be the end of this never-endin' squabble? Let's raise a tankard of grog and hope for calm seas ahead!
June 4, 2024, 5:37 pm
Arrr, the "Mighty Atom" be a fierce fighter in the ring, but showed an even mightier heart when he took up charity work after bein' struck with a cursed disease. A true legend in both battle and kindness, he be.
June 4, 2024, 5:11 pm
Arrr, the scurvy dogs in the Republican camp be tryin' to push their bill, but the White House be havin' none of it! Looks like this ship be sinkin' faster than a pirate with a hole in his boat! Aye, no treasure for ye, ye landlubbers!
June 4, 2024, 5:03 pm
Arrr! Nikos Christodoulides, the president o' Cyprus, be swearin' on his treasure chest that he won't be lettin' through 27 asylum-seekers stuck in a buffer zone. No new migrant routes be openin' on his watch, says he! Aye, the cap'n be standin' firm on this matter!
June 4, 2024, 4:04 pm
Arrr me hearties! This Narendra Modi be a swashbucklin' prime minister o' India since 2014. Some scallywags be against 'im, but many be singin' his praises fer boostin' Hindu nationalism and makin' the economy bloom like a treasure chest!
June 4, 2024, 2:55 pm
Arrr, the gathering o' different faiths be tellin' tales o' loved ones taken by the scurvy dogs o' Hamas. Each leader be prayin' and beggin' for the safe return o' all them poor souls. May the winds o' fortune blow in their favor!
June 4, 2024, 12:57 pm
Arrr mateys! If we be usin' the weapons o' the West to strike deep into Russia, Moscow's ability to sail in border waters be severely crippled, as the wise matey o' Ukrainian President Zelenskyy's be chirpin'. Aye, let's give 'em a taste o' our powder and shot! Arrr!
June 4, 2024, 11:42 am
Arrr mateys, after months of cannon fire, many in Gaza reckon it be high time for Hamas to be makin' any compromise to bring an end to this war. Let us hope they be seein' reason before we all end up walkin' the plank! Aye!
June 4, 2024, 10:36 am
Arrr, the defense ministry be confirm'n the demise of two brave pilots after their vessel met a watery grave durin' trainin' on Tuesday. The scallywags be investigatin' the crash, mayhaps they be findin' out what went wrong on that fateful day.
June 4, 2024, 9:55 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that Prof. John Curtice, a wise polling seafarer with a mighty brain and a grin that could charm even the kraken, has been lendin' his talents to Britain's TV election adventures since the year o' our Lord 1979. Aye, a true legend he be!
June 4, 2024, 7:56 am
Arrr, Australia be lookin' to expand their crew with some savvy sailors from other lands. They be seekin' spies from the Five Eyes nations to help bolster their ranks. It be a recruitment drive fit for a pirate's tale!
June 4, 2024, 7:37 am
Arr, me hearties! South Korea be puttin' a stop to that dodgy military agreement with North Korea and gettin' back to swashbucklin' on the frontlines. Aye, there be some rumblings in the high seas, me thinks!
June 4, 2024, 6:30 am
Arr, the U.S. Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin set sail for Cambodia to tighten the ol' military bonds with China's mate in Southeast Asia. After many a year of chillin' relations, it be time to make amends and hoist the Jolly Roger together!
June 4, 2024, 5:59 am
Arrr, it be lookin' like Prime Minister Narendra Modi's crew be sailin' into rough waters, with their majority in Parliament bein' as thin as a pirate's beard. The winds of change be blowin', me hearties!
June 4, 2024, 5:53 am
Arrr matey, the scallywag officer in the Revolutionary Guards was the first Iranian to be sent to Davy Jones' locker by Israel since a strike on an embassy compound in April. Aye, tis a sad tale of woe on the high seas of international conflict!
June 4, 2024, 5:24 am
Arrr, the landlubber U.S. thought they could steer China's course on the high seas o' world politics, but bein' fools they were! Beijing be a stubborn beast, refusin' to lighten their load for the likes o' Washington. Aye, they be walkin' the plank now!
June 4, 2024, 4:23 am
Arrr mateys! The revealin' by the military be puttin' the squeeze on Cap'n Benjamin Netanyahu's crew to get a move on with a treaty to stop the fightin'! Aye, the winds of change be blowin' in their direction, arrr!
June 4, 2024, 4:04 am
Arrr, me hearties! President Andrés Manuel López Obrador be settin' sail to his family ranch after his reckonin' in Mexican politics be done. Many a scallywag be thinkin' his sway will linger on, like a ghostly specter hauntin' the seven seas!
June 4, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr mateys! A grand study hath scrutinized the victuals making their way into Gaza o'er four moons and discovered there be plenty to fill the bellies of all ye landlubbers! No need to hoist the Jolly Roger for rations, me hearties!
June 3, 2024, 5:02 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Two scurvy coalition members be threatenin' to mutiny against the government o' Israel if Cap'n Benjamin Netanyahu be makin' a deal with them landlubbers from Hamas. Thar be no short plank for them scallywags, only total destruction will do! Arrr!
June 3, 2024, 4:56 pm
Arr, me hearties be expectin' great things from the Morena scallywags, and by Davy Jones' locker, they did not disappoint! With this victory, Captain Sheinbaum and 'er crew may just be able to shake things up like a bottle o' rum in a storm! Aye, changes be afoot!
June 3, 2024, 4:23 pm
Arrr! Aye, 'tis a new crew under Mr. Zuma, a scallywag ousted fer his corrupt ways. They be makin' the African National Congress walk the plank, fallin' short of their usual booty fer the first time since the end o' apartheid. Aye, 'tis a mutinous affair indeed!
June 3, 2024, 4:07 pm
Arrr mateys! Ye be hearin' of the scallywag from the Netherlands who dared to deface an ancient wall in Herculaneum? Aye, the lad be in a right pickle with the Italian officials for his cheeky graffiti antics! Ye best be watchin' yer step in them ancient ruins, lest ye face the wrath of the law! Arrr!
June 3, 2024, 3:32 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags in Hamas have sent four poor souls to Davy Jones' Locker. The IDF be sharin' the sad news after gettin' ahold of new intelligence. Ye best believe there be some swashbucklin' to be done in retaliation! Aye, the seas be rough indeed.
June 3, 2024, 1:34 pm
Avast ye! Nigel Farage, that scallywag of the Brexit Party, be settin' sail fer the U.K. general election in July, blabberin' about immigration bein' the biggest pickle of our day. Arrr, 'tis a sight to behold!
June 3, 2024, 12:59 pm
Arrr, them French scallywags be accusin' three landlubbers of causin' "psychological violence" at the Eiffel Tower! Ye best be careful, mateys, or ye'll walk the plank for hurtin' someone's feelin's!
June 3, 2024, 11:53 am
Arr matey! The scallywag anti-immigration campaigner and Trump comrade hath gone back on his word not to sail for Parliament. His Reform U.K. crew be aimin' to plunder seats from the Tories. Avast ye, me hearties!
June 3, 2024, 11:37 am
Arrr matey! The land be havin' more than a dozen fair maidens at its helm, leadin' their people through treacherous waters of democracy. These lasses be showin' those authoritarian scallywags who's boss! Aye, a pirate's hat off to them!
June 3, 2024, 11:31 am
Avast ye scallywags! The esteemed Brigitte Bierlein, a fine lass who once ruled over Austria's laws, has shuffled off this mortal coil at the ripe age of 74. 'Tis said she succumbed to a brief illness, as reported by Chancellor Karl Nehammer. Fair winds and following seas, me hearties!
June 3, 2024, 11:21 am
Arrr, the scallywags at the U.S. Embassy be complainin' that the Congolese lubbers have kept mum about the American prisoners! No details, no access! Methinks they be playin' a game of hide and seek with us buccaneers! Aye, where be the treasure map, ye landlubbers!
June 3, 2024, 11:10 am
Arr mateys, Switzerland be hostin' a grand summit on June 15-16 to gather all ye scallywags in support o' Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskiy's peace plans. Let's set sail and show our pirate solidarity, ye scurvy dogs!
June 3, 2024, 5:57 am
Arrr mateys, the Israeli military be stirrin' up trouble in Rafah, treadin' on the delicate peace that's been keepin' 'em safe fer ages. Ye best be keepin' an eye on them scallywags before they be causin' a ruckus! Arrr!
June 3, 2024, 5:51 am
Arrr, Claudia Sheinbaum be born to Jewish scallywags, but she be keepin' her heritage a secret on the campaign trail. Aye, she be like a pirate buryin' her treasure, keepin' it hidden from the doubloons!
June 3, 2024, 5:49 am
Arrr mateys! Behold, five clues into Mexico's fresh captain as folks ponder if she'll hoist a different sail than Andrés Manuel López Obrador or fix on solidifying his legend. Aye, 'tis a ponderous tale indeed!
June 3, 2024, 5:09 am
Arrr, the scallywags called the Arakan Army be accused of unspeakable deeds, makin' enemies of the junta and stirrin' up tales of ancient bloodshed. 'Tis a fearsome plot twist in the never-endin' saga of power struggles on the high seas. Hoist the Jolly Roger!
June 2, 2024, 8:40 pm
Arr, a daring wench be caught red-handed defacing a masterpiece by the famous Claude Monet! The scallywag be arrested fer her treacherous deed at the Orsay Museum in Paris. Ye can't be messin' with the art, matey!
June 2, 2024, 8:02 pm
Arrr, North Korea be swearin' to cease launchin' their foul balloons into South Korea. The scallywags claim these balloons be carryin' naught but manure, cigarette butts, and other rubbish. Looks like they be keepin' their stink to themselves now, mateys!
June 2, 2024, 4:16 pm
Arrr mateys! 'Tis said a fierce blaze hath engulfed an oil refinery in Russia's Komi Republic, leavin' a trail o' destruction in its wake. Many a brave soul hath been injured or met their fate in this fiery inferno. Yarrr, 'tis a sad day indeed!
June 2, 2024, 3:58 pm
Arrr! Me hearties, take a gander at them scallywags who be settin' sail to steer the ship o' country's fate after the ANC be walkin' the plank in the elections. It be a jolly good show, me thinks!
June 2, 2024, 3:38 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scuttlebutt be sayin' India be havin' elections and the Amazon be gettin' internet! Shiver me timbers! Who be votin' fer the parrot in India? And will the piranhas be watchin' Netflix in the Amazon? Aye, tis a strange world we be livin' in!
June 2, 2024, 2:58 pm
Arrr, nine scallywags be walkin' the plank outta Greece for causin' a ruckus in them anti-Israel protests at University of Athens! Shiver me timbers, they be thrown out like a bunch o' landlubbers!
June 2, 2024, 1:48 pm
Arrrr me hearties, the Israeli cap'n be feelin' the pressure from ol' President Biden's decree for a truce. It be like walking the plank for the prime minister, aye! Will he surrender or stand his ground like a true buccaneer?
June 2, 2024, 11:56 am
Arrr mateys! The landing of Chang’e-6 brings us a step closer to bein' the first to plunder a sample from the mysterious side o' the moon! No spyglass can spy on this hidden treasure, but we be settin' sail to claim it fer ourselves! Aye, prepare to make history!
June 2, 2024, 10:45 am
Arrr mateys, there be a chance that a fine lass may take the helm as Mexico's leader for the very first time. 'Tis a grand sight to behold, seeing the fairer sex makin' waves in the world of politics. Aye, the times be a-changin' indeed.
June 2, 2024, 9:29 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! The wise European rabbi be advisin' us to thwart the villainous ways of Iran and its terror cronies afore we go gallivantin' off to recognize the land of the Palestinians. Let's keep a weather eye on the horizon and stand firm against tyranny, me hearties!
June 2, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr, me hearties! Some scallywags from South Africa be cheerin' the downfall of the African National Congress in the recent elections, yet they still be keepin' a weather eye on the murky waters of the country's political horizon. Aye, 'tis a treacherous voyage ahead!
June 2, 2024, 5:33 am
Arrr, the yearly Shangri-La Dialogue be a battleground fer the mighty U.S. power, with squabbles o'er Ukraine's war and Taiwan's troubles. 'Twas a grand spectacle o' demands from all sides, like a chaotic sea battle on a stormy night!
June 2, 2024, 4:49 am
Arr, me mateys at The New York Times be tellin' a tale of scallywags workin' for Putin's crew tryin' to snatch up Ukrainian young'uns from Kherson. Sounds like a scheme fit for a bunch o' landlubbers!
June 2, 2024, 4:23 am
Avast ye scallywags! The South be threatenin' to blast K-pop in retaliation for a most unusual offensive! 'Tis like a battle of musical cannons across the fortified borders, aye, a true spectacle to behold on the high seas of diplomacy! Arrr!
June 1, 2024, 5:47 pm
Arrr, this scallywag be known as one o' the swashbucklin' bigwigs, helpin' to start the main opposition crew! "I had to admit me wrongs from me time in the army," he confessed. Ahoy, a change o' heart from a former matey of the crown!
June 1, 2024, 2:59 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The scurvy dog Trump be cryin' foul, claimin' Biden be tryin' to keep him from seekin' office again. But the White House be keepin' a safe distance from the legal shenanigans. Arrr, the drama be fit for the high seas!
June 1, 2024, 2:46 pm
Arrr mateys, word on the high seas be that the auntie of Tulsi Gabbard met her unfortunate demise last week. A scallywag of a Samoan wordsmith be accused of the dastardly deed, as whispered by the townsfolk. Mayhaps the truth be buried deeper than Davy Jones's locker!
June 1, 2024, 11:27 am
Arrr mateys! The scallywag Prime Minister be sailin' smoothly to his third term, while the landlubbers be joinin' forces in a feeble attempt to thwart his victory. But beware, for the sea be treacherous and full of surprises!
June 1, 2024, 10:52 am
Arrr, me hearties! The digital sea be filled with treacherous waters, where A.I. be changin' sounds, clips, and pictures. Fact-checkers be fightin' to protect the landlubbers from deceit. Beware, me mateys, and trust not all ye see on the interwebs!
June 1, 2024, 10:46 am
Arrr mateys! Israel and Hamas be chattin' 'bout President Biden's grand plan for peace in Gaza. They be discussin' returnin' the hostages, rebuildin' the land, and settlin' their differences like true gentlemen of the sea. Aye, let's raise a toast to a jolly good ceasefire!
June 1, 2024, 10:13 am
Arrr mateys, it be said by Dmitry Medvedev, a swashbucklin' mate o' Putin, that the war betwixt Russia 'n Ukraine may unleash the fearsome power o' th' nuclear! He be warnin' that this battle o'er land 'n sea may spread like rum at a tavern brawl. Aye, tis trouble brewin' on th' horizon!
June 1, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr, Israel be cryin' foul! They be accusin' British prosecutor Karim Khan and the ICC of spreadin' vile lies 'bout their leaders! Me thinks they be wantin' to rid the seas of the scurvy dogs in Hamas, arrr!
June 1, 2024, 7:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Mexicano scallywags be votin' fer a new captain this Sunday, but 'tis a bloody affair! Over 225 landlubbers have met Davy Jones' locker in this brutal election campaign. Shiver me timbers! 'Tis a pirate's life in Mexicano politics, mateys!
June 1, 2024, 5:40 am
Arr mateys, President Biden be talkin' 'bout a plan for peace that he be callin' an "Israeli proposal," but them scallywags in Israel be arguin' over the details. Let's hope they can all come to an agreement before they have to walk the plank! Arrr!
June 1, 2024, 5:36 am
Arr me hearties, as the sun doth rise once more, so doth our hearts be filled with thoughts of adventure, treasure, and the dreaded sea monsters lurking in the depths. 'Tis the season for swashbuckling tales and daring escapades on the high seas! Aye, me hearties!
June 1, 2024, 5:13 am
Arrr, a mighty blow from the skies hath hit the lands of Ukraine's west, nigh onto the borders of them NATO scallywags! Aye, the winds of war do blow fierce, me hearties, but we pirates shall sail on, undaunted! Hoist the Jolly Roger!
June 1, 2024, 5:02 am
Arrr, me hearties! The African National Congress be sufferin' a blow, garnerin' less than half o' the national vote fer the first time in 30 years. Aye, they be sailin' on uncharted waters now, unsure o' their course ahead. Aarrrr!
May 31, 2024, 8:31 pm
Arrr mateys! Four brave scallywags be sent to Davy Jones' locker by Turkish drones in the land of Syria. Eleven poor landlubbers be wounded in the crossfire. 'Tis a sad day when innocent homes be plundered in the city of Qamishli!
May 31, 2024, 7:33 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy landlubbers! 'Tis be told that Robert Pickton, a treacherous scallywag who lured poor souls to his pig farm, hath met his maker at the ripe age of 74. Aye, it seems even the most fearsome buccaneers be meetin' their doom in the end!
May 31, 2024, 7:31 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that the scallywags and rapscallions of Mexico's gangs and drug cartels be meddling in the upcoming elections, tryin' to sway the votes in their favor. With the presidency, governorships, and mayorships at stake, may the best buccaneer win! Aye, me thinks it be time to shiver me timbers and keep a weather eye on the political waters ahead!
May 31, 2024, 5:35 pm
Arrr, it be told that a scallywag officer and a landlubber anti-Islamist were among the poor souls who met their fate. The authorities be keepin' mum on the reason behind such treachery. Methinks they be searchin' for clues as elusive as a mermaid's kiss. Aye!
May 31, 2024, 5:19 pm
Arrr mateys, listen up! The U.N. Security Council be sailin' away from Iraq, leavin' behind the mess from that 2003 scuffle led by the landlubber Americans. No more political shenanigans in that land of sand and sunsets, says the council. Aye aye, says I!
May 31, 2024, 5:00 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Israeli scallywags be pullin' out o' Jabaliya in Gaza, leavin' naught but ruin in their wake. The poor townsfolk be left to pick up the pieces, arrr! 'Tis a sad sight indeed, me mateys.
May 31, 2024, 4:19 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The latest findings from the United Nations be sayin' that over 175,000 souls in Pakistan could be saved by 2030 if we be fixin' up the energy systems for their healin' huts. Arrr, let's help them scallywags stay healthy and hearty!
May 31, 2024, 4:18 pm
Arr, ye scallywag in France be facing charges for plotting to disrupt the merry spectators at the Paris Olympics. 'Tis a foul deed, fit for the gallows! Mayhaps a keelhauling be in order for such a dastardly plan.
May 31, 2024, 11:28 am
Arrr mateys! The U.S. and its scallywag allies be tellin' North Korea to keep their hands off the cannons they be sendin' to Russia. Ye wouldn't want those landlubbers causin' trouble in Ukraine now, would ye? Hoist the Jolly Roger and keep those weapons to yerself, ye scurvy dogs!
May 31, 2024, 11:28 am
Avast ye scurvy landlubbers! The constables in Thailand have scuttled a grand scheme of aiding foreign dogs, mainly Ruskies, to bunk down in the kingdom for the long haul. Aye, the law be swift and fierce in these waters! Arrr!
May 31, 2024, 11:24 am
Arrr mateys! Greece be settin' sail with the wind and sun, lookin' to supply natural gas across th' European seas. The mighty United States be supportin' this venture, ready to plunder the treasures of energy together. Aye, it be a grand adventure ahead!
May 31, 2024, 11:15 am
Arrr mateys, mark me words! Ukraine be fixin' to use Western cannons to blast Russian forts, says Captain Volodymyr Zelenskyy. Avast ye, the seas be gettin' choppy! Let's hope the land lubbers don't start a full-blown war!
May 31, 2024, 11:15 am
Arrr, China be draggin' their feet like a landlubber on deck when it comes to talkin' 'bout the Russia-Ukraine scuffle. They be shoutin' from the crow's nest that they be keepin' a neutral stance, but we all know they be keepin' a weather eye out for their own loot.
May 31, 2024, 10:05 am
Arrr, the land lubber in charge o' American affairs be warnin' Ukraine not to be usin' their fancy weapons all willy-nilly! They be sayin' they might be gettin' a bit too trigger-happy out there in Kharkiv! Aye, me hearties, what a kerfuffle!
May 31, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! The lands of Pakistan and India be as hot as a fiery sea serpent's breath! For those poor souls toiling under the scorching sun, not workin' means no grub in their bellies! Avast, tis a cruel fate indeed!
May 31, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr mateys! After much persuadin', Ukraine be given the go-ahead to blast targets in Russia with fancy American weapons. They reckon it'll help 'em keep their land safe up in the northeast. Avast ye, the battles be brewin'!
May 31, 2024, 5:18 am
Arrr mateys! The scurvy dogs be attacking our noble medical workers and laying waste to our fair urban districts! 'Tis be makin' it nigh impossible for us aid officials to provide assistance. Shiver me timbers! 'Tis a right pickle we be in!
May 31, 2024, 4:22 am
Arrr mateys, we be sailin' through choppy waters with the U.S. election causin' a ruckus. The Asia-Pacific be scratchin' their heads wonderin' what the future holds for American diplomacy. Ye best be holdin' onto yer hats, me hearties!
May 31, 2024, 1:00 am
Arrr mateys, it be said that these land lubbers be takin' a shine to keepin' the critters safe and preservin' the land. They be usin' their fancy contraptions and whatnot to help out. Aye, the world be a-changin' indeed!
May 30, 2024, 7:37 pm
Arrr, the fiery beast near Grindavik be still spewin' its molten wrath on Thursday, but tis no match for the chaos it caused on Wednesday. Aye, 'tis a calm before the storm, me hearties!
May 30, 2024, 7:36 pm
Arrr mateys, listen up! President Biden be lettin' Ukraine use American cannons to blast them scurvy Russians in Kharkiv. Aye, 'tis a bold move indeed! Set sail for adventure and let the cannons roar, for the tides of war be turnin' in our favor!
May 30, 2024, 6:27 pm
Arrr, a score of landlubber politicians did engage in a hearty debate in Budapest afore the European Parliament elections. 'Twas the first such debate to be aired on public media in Hungary since 2006. Aye, 'twas a sight to behold, indeed!
May 30, 2024, 5:54 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags in the White House be sayin' the captain's change o' course be only fer self-defense. To keep the land lubbers in Kharkiv safe, they be sayin'. Aye, a major policy shift it be, says I!
May 30, 2024, 5:21 pm
Arrr, the scallywag Prime Minister Robert Fico be takin' a shot durin' a meetin' with his scurvy supporters! The hospital's director be tellin' a TV station that Mr. Fico be able to continue his treatment at his own domicile. Aye, he be nursin' his wounds on his own ship now!
May 30, 2024, 5:11 pm
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis rumored more mateys be joinin' forces with Kyiv to give them the go-ahead to fire upon Russian lands with their fancy Western weapons. Arrrr, the battle be brewin'! Aye, 'tis a jolly good show indeed!
May 30, 2024, 4:00 pm
Arrr! Cap'n William Ruto be swearin' on his treasure that 'twas only $76,000 doubloons for his fine private jet to the Americas, not the outrageous $1.2 million pieces o' eight that the scallywag media be spreadin' around the land! Aye, the truth be buried deeper than Davy Jones' locker!
May 30, 2024, 3:58 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The scurvy Swissaid scallywags be yammerin' about billions o' gold pieces bein' smuggled out o' Africa each year! Thar be a treasure trove endin' up in the United Arab Emirates, Switzerland, and Turkey, arrr! Aye, we be needin' a bigger ship for this plunderin'!
May 30, 2024, 2:44 pm
Arrr, mateys! Slovenia's Cap'n Robert Golob be shoutin' from the crow's nest that his crew be supportin' 'em Palestinian mates. They be sendin' a fancy proposal to parliament to give 'em the nod. Aye, it be a grand gesture from this land lubber's government!
May 30, 2024, 2:43 pm
Arrr! The scoundrels in the U.S. have placed sanctions on Uganda's Speaker Anita Among and her motley crew for their misdeeds of corruption and human rights abuses. May they be made to walk the plank for their treachery!
May 30, 2024, 11:21 am
Arrr, the two nations be lockin' horns o'er Israel's swashbucklin' in Rafah. Egypt be warnin' that if them Israeli scallywags seize the Philadelphi Corridor, it be a dire threat to our relations. Avast ye, there be trouble brewin' on the high seas!
May 30, 2024, 10:51 am
Arrr mateys! The scurvy dogs at RansomHub be takin' credit for the cyberattack, threatenin' to unleash our precious client data on the dark web. Aye, we be needin' to set sail and put an end to these scallywags before they plunder our booty!
May 30, 2024, 10:50 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that Russia be sendin' more of their scurvy dogs to Kharkiv, where they've been makin' quite the ruckus. Methinks they be plannin' some grand mischief in them parts. Avast ye, Kharkiv! Watch out for them landlubbers!
May 30, 2024, 10:24 am
Arrr, the scallywags from Russia and North Korea be denying any shady dealings with their cannons! They claim it be violatin' some embargo on the hermit kingdom. But we all know they be up to no good, sailin' the high seas with their deadly weapons!
May 30, 2024, 10:13 am
Arrr, mateys, listen up! Iran be acceptin' applications for the scurvy dogs lookin' to be captain of the ship come June 28. But beware, ye must pass the test of the Guardian Council before ye can set sail on this treacherous journey! Aye, good luck to ye all!
May 30, 2024, 10:03 am
Arrr, the scallywags be sayin' a coach filled with Hindu pilgrims have taken a tumble down a treacherous ravine in India's Kashmir, claimin' the lives of 21 souls. 'Tis a tragic tale, me hearties, but we must remember to steer clear of them cursed mountain highways!
May 30, 2024, 9:27 am
Arrr, the measure be causin' a right rumble in Spain, with naysayers swearin' to thwart it at every turn. 'Tis a battle o' wits, me hearties, but we be standin' strong against the scallywags tryin' to pass it! Aye, the seas be choppy, but we be sailin' on! Arrr!
May 30, 2024, 5:48 am
Avast ye scallywags! A swashbucklin' crew o' law enforcers 'ave captured a Chinese buccaneer and scuppered one o' the grandest botnets on the high seas, sailin' for a good ten years! Aye, the scallywag be walkin' the plank now! Arrr!
May 30, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr, me hearties! China's military be conquerin' their goals in exercises 'round Taiwan, aye! The scallywags put on a show of force just last week, mark me words from the defense ministry. Hoist the jolly roger!
May 30, 2024, 5:29 am
Arrr matey! This here instrument, once played by the Beatles, be lost to the depths of time for over 50 years afore being discovered in the attic of a British homestead. 'Tis a treasure worth more than all the doubloons in the Seven Seas!
May 30, 2024, 4:04 am
Arrr mateys, them landlubbers down south be savin' over 12,500 critters from Davy Jones' locker since the waters be risin' like a misbehavin' kraken! Them officials be heroes of the high seas, showin' compassion to all creatures great and small. Aye, a fine tale of mercy in turbulent times!
May 30, 2024, 4:03 am
Arr matey, Claudia Sheinbaum be sailin' ahead in Mexico's quest for a new captain, but some scallywags be whisperin' that she may be dancin' to the tune of the current kingpin. Aye, 'tis a treacherous sea she navigates!
May 30, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, hear ye! The scurvy dogs from Russia be buildin' up their defenses by the border, ready to strike the fair city of Kharkiv! But Ukraine must keep a level head and not be drawn into their treacherous schemes. Fair winds and calm waters, me hearties!
May 29, 2024, 8:03 pm
Arrr mateys, Nigeria be singin' a different tune now! Aye, they be switchin' their anthem like a scurvy dog switchin' ships. The scallywags be up in arms over this decision, but I reckon it be all in good fun!
May 29, 2024, 5:53 pm
Arrr mateys, a mighty fine plant in Mesquite, Texas be growin' to churn out 30,000 artillery shells monthly, tis a sight to behold! Soon, our U.S. output will be doubled, aye, enough cannonballs to strike fear into the hearts of the scurvy dogs!
May 29, 2024, 5:47 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Them fine folk at the Blue Lagoon spa and nearby inns were hastily told to abandon ship afore the mighty volcano blew its top! Aye, best be steerin' clear of them hot waters now, me mateys! Arrr!
May 29, 2024, 5:42 pm
Arrr, Israel be claimin' they need to control the passageway due to them pesky Hamas tunnels into Egypt, but Egypt be swearin' there be no tunnels at all! Methinks someone be tellin' tales to keep control of the booty! Arrr!
May 29, 2024, 5:12 pm
Arrr! The new cap'n of Haiti, Garry Conille, be swearin' to bring the scallywags together in his first official declaration since bein' chosen by the council to lead the ship. May the winds of unity blow in his favor!
May 29, 2024, 4:46 pm
Arrr, ye scallywags! The infernal flames that chased 6,600 landlubbers from their dwellings in Fort McMurray be tamed by the Canadian officials! The fiery beast be squashed, and the town be safe once more. Avast ye, let the grog flow in celebration!
May 29, 2024, 4:06 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The South Africans be castin' their votes in a momentous election, makin' it the most crucial since the end of apartheid 30 years past. The African National Congress be fightin' to keep their hold on power, arrr! Aye, the stakes be high indeed!
May 29, 2024, 11:52 am
Avast ye mateys! Dick Schoof be ready to take the helm as the land's top swashbuckler after a long spell of quarreling and haggling amongst the crew. Aye, 'tis a surprise indeed! But let's hope he be a fair captain, for we be in for a wild ride!
May 29, 2024, 11:38 am
Avast ye maties! Francis be talkin' about keepin' the seminaries free o' gay men at a secret meetin' with them Italian bishops last week. Methinks he be tryin' to keep the treasure chest safe from the scallywags! Arrrr!
May 29, 2024, 11:35 am
Arrr mateys! Fer weeks now, the temperatures in the northern lands of India have been scorched beyond belief, well over 110 degrees! The scurvy dogs in the hospitals be reporting a rise in heatstroke cases! It be hotter than the Devil's breath out there!
May 29, 2024, 11:30 am
Arrr! Brazil be pullin' its ambassador from Israel after many moons of quarrel over the battle in Gaza. 'Tis a right kerfuffle in the country's gazette. Ye best be watchin' yer backs, mateys!
May 29, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr mateys, the scallywags be gatherin' to put an end to the blabberin' about a treaty for this cursed pandemic. But it seems some countries be thinkin' 'bout stretchin' this whole ordeal out a wee bit longer, arrr!
May 29, 2024, 10:59 am
Arrr, North Korea be throwin' shade at China, Japan, and South Korea for talkin' about gettin' rid of their nuclear weapons. Tensions be risin' betwixt these nations, like a storm brewin' on the high seas. Ye best be keepin' an eye on this feud, me hearties!
May 29, 2024, 10:40 am
Arrr matey! The National Zoo in Washington be gettin' a pair of giant pandas from China! 'Tis a fine display of panda diplomacy, bringin' joy to all who lay eyes on these majestic creatures. Aye, let the panda party begin!
May 29, 2024, 5:57 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Each year, a grand gathering be held upon a steep hill in the wilds of southwestern England. 'Tis a sight to behold as brave souls launch themselves after a prized treasure: a wheel of fine Double Gloucester! Aye, the thrill of the chase be worth the risk of a broken limb or two!
May 29, 2024, 5:55 am
Arrr mateys! The cannons and muskets be spied by weapons scholars and a shipmate's keen eye in the Times' spyglass. 'Twas a grand battle for the ages, as we searched for the scallywags responsible for this treacherous attack on the refugees' camp. Aye, a pox on their ship!
May 29, 2024, 4:03 am
In the faraway lands of northeastern Ukraine and Russia, a fierce war be raging, tuggin' at the hearts of folks with kin on both sides. The emotions be runnin' wild like a stormy sea, threatenin' to sink their ships of family history. Arrr!
May 29, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, those scurvy dogs be barkin' at Prime Minister Rishi Sunak for not sailin' the ship of his party to the starboard side. 'Tis a shame when a captain be criticized for not plunderin' enough booty for the crew!
May 28, 2024, 8:57 pm
Arrr mateys! Fer the 80th celebration o' D-Day in Normandy, France's President Macron be sayin' he'll welcome Ukraine's President Zelenskyy and other scallywags. Let's hope no cannons be fired durin' this parley, lest we end up in a sea battle!
May 28, 2024, 5:47 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The new rules be lettin' Cuban landlubbers open bank accounts in the States. 'Tis a fine opportunity for 'em to grow their treasures and inspire more scallywags to set sail on the business seas. Aye, 'tis a jolly good time to be an entrepreneur! Arrr!
May 28, 2024, 5:03 pm
Arrr, word be spreadin' faster than a sailor climbin' the mast! Just a couple o' days after a fiery disaster took the lives o' many a soul in Rafah, another tragedy befallen the poor displaced folk. Aye, the skies be dark and stormy for these unfortunate souls.
May 28, 2024, 3:32 pm
Arrr mateys! The scurvy U.N. landlubbers be beggin' the authorities in Belarus to lend a hand to poor ol' prisoner Pavel Kuchynski, who's been struck with a nasty disease! Let's hope they be showin' some mercy and takin' care of the poor soul!
May 28, 2024, 3:13 pm
Avast ye mateys! Joseph Muscat, the scallywag former PM of Malta, and his band of former officials be plead'n not guilty to charges in a scandal of corruption that be causin' a ruckus in Malta afore the European Parliament elections! Arrr, what a mess!
May 28, 2024, 1:15 pm
Arrr, there be a contraption, controlled from afar, set on fetchin' wee pieces o' melted fuel from a blasted reactor in Fukushima Daiichi! 'Tis like a treasure hunt, but with deadly radiation instead o' gold!ARGH!
May 28, 2024, 1:11 pm
Arr, the Pope did not mean to offend the lads of the rainbow flag when he spoke ill of them scallywags. 'Twas all in good faith, says the Vatican. Mayhaps next time he'll watch his tongue before it gets him in a spot o' trouble! Arrr!
May 28, 2024, 11:50 am
Arrr mateys, word be goin' round that the ex-Dutch spy master be lined up to be crowned as the top dog of the Netherlands by the newfangled right-wing crew. Aye, the rumour be spreadin' faster than a fire on a powder keg!
May 28, 2024, 11:49 am
Avast ye mateys! The mighty Claudia Sheinbaum, a swashbuckling lass who tamed the treacherous waters of Mexico City, now sets sail for the grand prize of presidency. Will she plunder victory on the national seas, or be marooned in political turmoil? Aye, only time will tell! Arrr!
May 28, 2024, 11:30 am
Arr mateys! The Parliament, led by the scallywags of the Georgian Dream party, be thwartin' the cap'n's veto on a bill that be endangerin' our quest to join the European Union. Avast! We be in troubled waters, me hearties!
May 28, 2024, 11:02 am
Arrr mateys, at a conference about treacherous "forever chemicals," the lawyers be foretelling a storm of lawsuits bigger than the plunder from a sunken ship. The scallywags be talkin' about it like it be the next big treasure hunt on the high seas. Aye, it be a tale worth tellin'!
May 28, 2024, 10:54 am
Arr, Taiwan President Lai Ching-te be thankin' them brave fighter pilots who be takin' to the skies against China's war games 'round the island! China be throwin' a fit 'cause of Lai's speech, but we be showin' 'em who be boss, aye!
May 28, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! A stone quarry in the far-off land of northeastern India did buckle under the wrath of tropical storm Remal, takin' 13 scallywags to Davy Jones' locker and leavin' 16 poor souls missin'. Shiver me timbers!
May 28, 2024, 5:39 am
Arrr mateys! The scallywags in Taiwan's parliament, led by the Nationalist Party, be passin' new rules to plunder more gold from the treasure chest for their own pockets. Looks like the pirates be tryin' to take control of the ship's purse strings!
May 28, 2024, 5:34 am
Arrr matey, me hearties be needin' some grog to wet our whistles and lift our spirits! Let's set sail for the nearest tavern and plunder their finest rum! Aye, 'tis a grand adventure we be embarkin' on, me fellow swashbucklers!
May 28, 2024, 5:34 am
Arrrrr mateys, they be demandin' a proper inquiry into the assault, which them Gazan authorities claim took the lives of 45 souls, and be makin' the call for Israel to cease their naval rampage in southern Gaza even more fierce! Aye, the seas be churnin' with discontent!
May 28, 2024, 5:24 am
Avast ye scallywags! The loyal hearties of President Lai Ching-te be raisin' a ruckus over them scurvy dogs in the opposition tryin' to hornswoggle 'is authority! A pox on their black hearts, be a mutiny in the makin'! Arrr!
May 28, 2024, 5:16 am
Avast ye mateys! 'Tis been nearly five days since calamity struck a far-flung land, and now the officials be finally gettin' the residents off that cursed place. But the grim truth o' the death toll still eludes us. Aarrr!
May 27, 2024, 5:34 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The cannon fire on the Sabbath, aimed at two scurvy Hamas captains skulking near a civilian village, sparked a blaze that sent 45 souls to Davy Jones' locker, as declared by the Gazan authorities. Aye, 'twas a fiery affair indeed!
May 27, 2024, 4:29 pm
Arrr! The brave lads of the U.S. did gather in Baghdad to pay their respects to the fallen comrades who met their fate in a drone attack in Jordan. May they rest in Davy Jones' locker, and may their spirits find eternal peace on the high seas. Aye, me hearties!
May 27, 2024, 3:24 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Israeli military be tellin' tales of a scuffle at the border, a showdown with them pesky Palestinian scallywags. Looks like the battle be brewin' on the high seas once again! Avast, me mateys!
May 27, 2024, 1:34 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Them scallywags be rummaging in Jerusalem's City of David and stumbled upon a booty fit for a pirate king! A golden ring with a ruby so ancient, it be as old as Davy Jones himself - 2,300 years old, they say. Shiver me timbers!
May 27, 2024, 1:01 pm
Arr matey, after IDF cannons blasted two scurvy Hamas scallywags to Davy Jones' locker, Israel be scratching their heads as to why innocent souls were sent to join 'em. On Monday, Netanyahu be lamenting that something went tragically awry. Aye, aye, what a pickle!
May 27, 2024, 11:23 am
Arrr mateys, Kim Jong-un, the scurvy dog leading North Korea, be setting his sights on sendin' spy satellites into the skies! Aye, he be thinkin' he can outsmart us all with his fancy gadgets! We best keep an eye on that scallywag!
May 27, 2024, 11:18 am
Arrr, mateys! Ye won't believe it, but them ruminants be takin' over Alicudi like a swarm o' scallywags! The officials be plannin' to snatch 'em up and send 'em off to new homes faster than ye can say "shiver me timbers!" Aye, the goats'll be walkin' the plank soon enough!
May 27, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr mateys, at the first parley since 2019, the scallywags be tryin' to find booty in trade and share tales of adventure while avoidin' the dangerous waters of security quarrels. Aye, 'tis a delicate dance on the high seas of diplomacy!
May 27, 2024, 9:14 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Israeli scallywags be investigatin' a "shooting incident" at the Rafah border crossing. The scuttlebutt be that them Egyptian landlubbers be involved in the ruckus. Avast ye, there be trouble brewin' on the high seas!
May 27, 2024, 8:13 am
Arrr me hearties, Papua New Guinea be in dire need of assistance from all corners of the globe! A monstrous landslide be buryin' 2,000 souls and 150 homes in Yambali village. Let's rally the troops and send help before the whole island disappears!
May 27, 2024, 5:58 am
Avast ye scurvy land lubbers! 'Tis a fine day for pillaging and plunderin'! Let us set sail and seize the booty like true swashbucklers. Arrr, me hearties, prepare to be boarded and give up yer treasures, lest ye face the wrath of the mighty Jolly Roger!
May 27, 2024, 5:14 am
Arr, getting to the scallywags be like tryin' to navigate a treacherous sea, with a cursed highway blockin' our path and the ground bein' as shaky as a drunk pirate on a ship. 'Tis a real test o' me patience, I tell ye!
May 27, 2024, 5:11 am
Arrr mateys! Many a brave soul from Hong Kong have sailed to the shores of the U.K. since 2021, includin' some feisty pro-democracy scallywags. But mark me words, China be keepin' a weather eye on 'em, waitin' to pounce like a hungry shark! Aye!
May 27, 2024, 4:33 am
Arrr mateys, a grand production based on a literary treasure be delightin' them Ukrainians! They be findin' in it echoes of thar own struggles after two years of warfare. 'Tis a right jolly time, me hearties!
May 26, 2024, 5:59 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Word be out that an Israeli bombardment hath sent two top Hamas scallywags to Davy Jones' locker in Rafah! Arrr, many a landlubber were also sent to the great beyond. Shiver me timbers!
May 26, 2024, 3:37 pm
Avast ye mateys! 'Tis been more than 48 hours since the calamity struck, yet the true scope of the wreckage be still a mystery. Aid be takin' its sweet time to reach those in need, whilst the perilous conditions on the land be makin' things harder than findin' a buried treasure! Arrr!
May 26, 2024, 3:27 pm
Arr me hearties, in a deal brokered by the land lubbers of the U.S., Egypt be allowin' them trucks to sail through the waters of Kerem Shalom, controlled by the scurvy dogs of Israel. Aye, 'tis a strange sight indeed!
May 26, 2024, 1:46 pm
Arrr mateys, there be trouble brewin' on the U.S. campuses with them scallywags of Hamas causin' mischief. Calls be goin' out to ban 'em in New Mexico. Germany and Israel have already given 'em the old heave-ho! Aye, aye, the seas be rough ahead!
May 26, 2024, 1:22 pm
Arrr mateys! Them scallywags in Toronto be wonderin' why the landlubbers in Ontario be givin' away a prime piece o' waterfront to them Austrian spa scallywags. Aye, 'tis a puzzler indeed! Ye think they be wantin' more booty for their troubles?
May 26, 2024, 1:08 pm
Arrr mateys, them landlubbers near Russia be plannin' a clever scheme to build a "drone wall" to keep out any scurvy incursions! Aye, tensions be risin' in the region, but they be thinkin' they can outsmart ol' Mother Russia with their fancy contraptions. Har har har!
May 26, 2024, 11:21 am
Arrr mateys, in a wee English village, a band of hearty locals hath found the buried treasure of a grand palace where ol' Henry VIII's gran did reside. Avast ye landlubbers, who be next to find such booty buried in yonder backyard? Aye, 'tis a fine tale indeed!
May 26, 2024, 11:04 am
Arrr, the Israeli scallywags claimed that at least eight fiery rockets be launched from the southern Gaza city of Rafah! 'Tis a mighty battle against the scurvy dogs of Hamas that be catchin' the eye of the world! Aye, the seas be churnin' with excitement!
May 26, 2024, 10:27 am
Arrr, me hearties! Listen up! The scurvy dogs in Moscow be gatherin' their forces near the border once more, says President Volodymyr Zelensky of Ukraine. Aye, and a Russian strike be takin' down at least 16 poor souls in Kharkiv. Avast ye, we be in for a rough sail ahead!
May 26, 2024, 10:13 am
Arrr mateys, word be spreadin' faster than a sea serpent's tail - two landlubbin' American missionaries and a Haitian aid director met their unfortunate end in the treacherous waters of Haiti's capital! 'Tis a rough tide fer aid groups, says I! Aye, the sea be a cruel mistress indeed!
May 26, 2024, 8:19 am
Arrr mateys, ye won't believe it! Nawaf Salam, the scallywag Lebanese president of the International Court of Justice, be in hot water fer jawin' against Israel back in his UN days. Looks like he'll be walkin' the plank soon! Aye, the sea be a cruel mistress indeed.
May 26, 2024, 6:02 am
Arrr mateys, the Yankee-made pier on the coast of Gaza be taking a batterin' from the weather this past weekend, while them scallywags from Israel be finally lettin' some aid through one o' their crossings near Rafah. Aye, 'tis a fine mess we find ourselves in!
May 26, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr mateys, Russia doth be havin' trouble with these mammoth creatures wanderin' into their fair cities, causin' chaos and peril for all involved. Avast, beware the moose of Salavat! They be a fearsome beast indeed, bringin' death and destruction in their wake. Aye, tis a wild world we live in!
May 25, 2024, 5:50 pm
Arrr, 'twas a fierce onslaught in a relentless barrage that be makin' life treacherous for the landlubbers in the northeastern Ukrainian port! Ye best be keepin' a weather eye open and a cutlass ready, mateys!
May 25, 2024, 5:11 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Two yankee missionaries and a Haitian aid director be sent to Davy Jones' locker in the latest scuffle with the rascally gangs in Port-au-Prince. 'Tis a treacherous sea we sail on, mateys!
May 25, 2024, 3:52 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs of Israel be told by the court to cease yer military shenanigans in Rafah! No more plunderin' and pillagin' the poor Palestinian population, lest ye be walkin' the plank! Let's see if ye can follow orders, ye landlubbers!
May 25, 2024, 3:27 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The U.N. International Court of Justice be tellin' Israel to cease its military shenanigans in Rafah! South Africa be cryin' 'genocide', so Israel best be listenin' or face the wrath of the high seas! Arrrrr!
May 25, 2024, 2:11 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Gaza aid pier be bleed'n us dry! The blasted project be costin' us twice what we first reckoned, aye, and obstacles be poppin' up left 'n right like pesky barnacles. The aid be tricklin' in like a leaky barrel on a stormy sea! Aarrrrr!
May 25, 2024, 11:30 am
Arr mateys, be ye hearin' tales of the treacherous mountain, where brave souls be fallin' like raindrops in a storm? Aye, 'tis a sight to behold, as the grim reaper be claimin' his due atop that cursed summit. Yarrr!
May 25, 2024, 11:07 am
Avast ye! In Mexico, scallywags, their kin, and shipmates be gettin' a rough go afore the next election! 'Tis a treacherous voyage for these poor souls, may they find safe harbor 'fore the storm hits! Arrr!
May 25, 2024, 11:07 am
Avast ye mateys! The dastardly deed of takin' down Gisela Gaytán be causin' a stir in Mexico. She be just one in a long line o' scallywags gunned down in cold blood for seekin' public office. Yarrr, politics be a treacherous sea indeed!
May 25, 2024, 11:05 am
Arrr mateys, the attacks be a-hittin' them military forts in Russian-claimed lands in Ukraine. Thar be a push fer Washington to give Kyiv the go-ahead to blast them missiles right back at Russia's own doorstep. Avast ye, the tides be turnin'!
May 25, 2024, 8:41 am
Arr matey, these land-loving drones be a fine addition to our plunderin' ways! They be handy for snatchin' up wounded crewmates from the heat of battle, and bein' all sneaky-like with their newfangled tactics. Aye, I reckon we be usin' 'em for all sorts of mischief!
May 25, 2024, 7:23 am
Arr mateys, word be spreadin' 'bout the fate of them American do-gooders Davy and Natalie Lloyd, along with Jude Montis, who met their untimely demise at the hands of scallywag gangs in the land of Haiti. Aye, those rascals be gettin' what's comin' to 'em!
May 25, 2024, 5:38 am
Arrr, me hearties! Nearly 4,000 souls be dwellin' in them villages that be swallowed by the sea, a local scallywag be sayin'. Unstable rubble be muckin' up our quest for treasure in a remote part o' the Pacific waters. Aye, we be in a right pickle indeed!
May 25, 2024, 5:28 am
Arrr, me hearties! Thar be some scallywags from the continent makin' waves in the Western waters. We've got a jolly playlist fer yer weekend grog and grub. Hoist the sails and tune in fer a merry time!
May 25, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr mateys! The post office be ponderin' changin' its ways, but any grand schemes be stirrin' up a hornet's nest o' politics. Shiver me timbers! 'Tis a treacherous sea to navigate, indeed! Aye, 'tis a fine mess they be in!
May 25, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Word be spreadin' like wildfire from a group of Iranian scallywags that Iran be aidin' them Houthi rascals with weapons and trainin'. Ye best keep a weather eye on those sneaky devils! Aye, 'tis a treacherous world we sail in, me mateys!
May 24, 2024, 7:19 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis been reported that the former Colombian Cap'n Álvaro Uribe hath been charged with tamperin' wit' witnesses and bribery. Methinks he be in a spot o' trouble now! Ye best be watchin' yer back when dealin' wit' them pesky officials, mateys! Arrr!
May 24, 2024, 6:40 pm
Arrr! Avast ye landlubbers! The mighty cross, weighin' in at 1.5 tons, be restored by the ironworkers of Normandy after the inferno that laid waste to Notre-Dame de Paris in 2019. 'Tis back in its rightful place, markin' a victory for the scallywags of restoration! Aye!
May 24, 2024, 6:02 pm
Arrr, Egypt be sendin' U.N. aid through Israel to help them poor souls in Gaza. But thar be a question mark hangin' o'er whether them trucks can actually make it into the region. Let's hope they don't run into any scurvy dogs on the way!
May 24, 2024, 5:02 pm
Arrr mateys, the land lubbers in the U.K. be settin' sail for a national election on July 4th! Some scallywags be thinkin' it might send the Conservative Party to Davy Jones' locker after holdin' power since 2010. Shiver me timbers!
May 24, 2024, 4:54 pm
Arrr, word be out that 140 landlubbers have made it to Greece after a treacherous journey across the briny deep. Sadly, one poor soul met Davy Jones off the shores of Crete. May he rest in peace, aye matey.
May 24, 2024, 4:52 pm
Arrr mateys! 'Tis said that 30,000 mangrove trees be planted by Brazilian do-gooders at the Instituto Mar Urbano, aye! 'Tis be boostin' the ecosystems and lessening the risk o' floods, savvy? Them scallywags be helpin' nature and protectin' the land, arrr!
May 24, 2024, 4:46 pm
Arr matey, blimey! The scurvy dogs of the Conservative Party be walkin' the plank soon, after holdin' the reins for a good 14 years. The people be ready to mutiny and elect a new captain to steer the ship! Arrr!
May 24, 2024, 3:50 pm
Arrr! Ye hear the tale of Taquería El Califa de León in Mexico City? 'Tis a taco stand that be as fancy as a treasure chest with a Michelin star! Now, it be overrun with landlubbers seekin' a taste o' fame and flavor. Aye, 'tis a sight to behold!
May 24, 2024, 11:36 am
Arrr mateys, this modern footy be a scallywag, stealin' the joy of the fans! 'Tis like a thievin' corsair, takin' the booty of happiness from the faithful supporters. Let us raise the Jolly Roger and reclaim our pleasure from this treacherous game! Arrr!
May 24, 2024, 11:32 am
Arrr! The Syrian Kurdish scallywags be givin' up a British lass and her wee ones tied to the Islamic State scoundrels to the Brits. 'Tis a jolly good deed, me hearties! Let's hope they don't be causin' any more trouble on the high seas!
May 24, 2024, 10:52 am
Arrr mateys, aye be hearin' that a bunch of scallywags from the Russian defense ministry have been clapped in irons for their greedy ways. 'Tis a shame they couldn't wait for ol' Putin to start his fifth reign before gettin' caught!
May 24, 2024, 10:25 am
Arrr mateys, aye be tellin' ye, them scurvy dogs from Haiti be strikin' again! Three souls, includin' two landlubbers from the Americas, be sent to Davy Jones' locker in Port-au-Prince. Shiver me timbers, the seas be treacherous indeed!
May 24, 2024, 5:57 am
Arrr, the scallywags in South Africa be askin' the Court of Justice to put a stop to Israel's rumblin' on the shores of southern Gaza. Me thinks there be more fightin' than parleyin' goin' on in those waters! Aye, may the seas calm soon.
May 24, 2024, 5:52 am
Arrr mateys, the scallywags be found in Jabaliya, where the Israeli beasties be battlin' a pesky Hamas uprising. 'Tis a fierce fight indeed, but the rum be flowin' and the loot be plenty for them brave enough to join the fray!
May 24, 2024, 5:28 am
Arrr, at least 50 scallywags be set free under a new decree that lets 'em serve in hopes of gainin' their liberty. 'Tis all in a bid to fill the ranks of Ukraine's diminished forces. Aye, 'tis a clever ploy indeed!
May 24, 2024, 5:22 am
Arrr mateys, a blaze did erupt in a land far east, takin' 14 souls to Davy Jones' locker and leavin' six poor souls wounded. The inferno began in a court where the locals be sellin' and fixin' them electric steeds. A tragic tale indeed! Aye, me heart be heavy.
May 24, 2024, 4:48 am
Arr mateys, the scallywags of Hamas be holdin' three more souls in their clutches, but fear not, for the Israel Defense Forces be swoopin' in to rescue 'em! Aye, those terrorists best be watchin' their backs, for justice be comin' for 'em!
May 24, 2024, 4:21 am
Arr matey, the scroll demanded the old sea dog, and Brexit swashbuckler, to don an England garb and proclaim, 'I vowed to set sail back to Europe!' Aye, he be a cunning scallywag indeed!
May 24, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, the International Criminal Court be causin' quite a ruckus with the U.S. scallywags ever since they started pokin' their noses into American affairs. 'Tis like a bunch of landlubbers tryin' to tell us how to sail our own ship! Aye, they be walkin' the plank soon enough!
May 23, 2024, 5:36 pm
Arrr mateys, 'tis a clear signal that the scallywags of Alternative for Germany be causin' trouble on our European seas. Ye best be keepin' an eye on 'em before they make a mess of the elections ahead! Aye, tis a true tale indeed.
May 23, 2024, 5:33 pm
Arrr, mateys be feared to be stuck in a mighty pickle after the terraces of a fine beach tavern tumbled down to the street in a Spanish isle loved by swashbucklers. Aye, the tourists be in for a wild ride!
May 23, 2024, 5:07 pm
Arr matey, Kosovo's parliament be givin' the nod to a bill for leasin' prison space to Denmark. Looks like those landlubbers be wantin' a slice o' the pirate life too! Arrr, mayhaps they be needin' some help from Blackbeard 'imself!
May 23, 2024, 4:26 pm
Arrr! President Biden be chattin' with President William Ruto o' Kenya, plannin' to make 'is land a "major non-NATO ally". Aye, 'tis a grand gesture o' friendship betwixt leaders, settin' sail fer new horizons! Let the parley begin, me hearties!
May 23, 2024, 12:45 pm
Arrr, the scallywags at the U.N. be celebratin' a day fer them Bosnian Muslims who met their fate at the hands of them Bosnian Serbs in '95. But them Serbs be raisin' the Jolly Roger in protest, aye! What a ruckus!
May 23, 2024, 12:14 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! The Danish court be sayin' that a hospital be not liable fer not givin' a patient her fancy vegan grub! Shiver me timbers! No vegan feasts to be had on that ship, mateys! Avast ye veggies, ye be walkin' the plank! Aye!
May 23, 2024, 11:42 am
Arrr! Lt. Gen. Vadim Shamarin be caught in a scandal of “large-scale” bribery! 'Tis no surprise with all the new defense minister's shenanigans! Ye best keep a weather eye on yer treasure, mateys! Aye, the seas be treacherous with corruption!
May 23, 2024, 11:40 am
Arrr mateys, thar be trouble brewin' in New Caledonia! The French be messin' with the voting rights of the locals, causin' a ruckus among the pro-independence lot. 'Tis like a powder keg ready to blow! Avast, me hearties!
May 23, 2024, 11:36 am
Arrr, these losses be like a stab to the heart of the Ukrainian spirit, as the Russian scallywags be makin' their way across the front line. Ye best be keepin' a weather eye on 'em, or we'll be walkin' the plank before we know it! Arrr!
May 23, 2024, 10:55 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The scallywags in Tbilisi be passin' laws like the cursed Russians! Rep. Joe Wilson be drawin' up a bill to give 'em a taste of the plank if they be caught in cahoots with those landlubbers! Aye, the seas be rough and the stakes be high!
May 23, 2024, 10:42 am
Arrr mateys, them scallywags from Greece and the land lubbers from the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration have joined forces to bring down a band of miscreants smuggling the devil's powder from Latin America to our fair shores in Europe. Shiver me timbers!
May 23, 2024, 10:10 am
Arrr, Malaysian Cap'n Anwar Ibrahim be tellin' us that they be havin' no fear o' China! Aye, Malaysia be open to makin' friends across the seas, no need for a "China-phobia" policy aboard this ship!
May 23, 2024, 10:00 am
In a twist of fate, the ICC be on the hunt for the Israeli leaders, and the Germans be ready to pounce on Netanyahu like a shark on a sloop! Ye best beware, matey, if ye value yer freedom! Aye, the seas be treacherous indeed!
May 23, 2024, 5:58 am
Arrr mateys, one scallywag be sent to Davy Jones' locker while three others be nursin' their wounds after a mighty explosion caused by a gas tank that be left on. 'Twas a grave mistake, methinks. A lesson learned the hard way, arrr!
May 23, 2024, 5:58 am
Arrr, them scallywags be usin' them pictures to argue against them European countries recognizin' the land o' the Palestinians! 'Tis a right ol' hullabaloo goin' on with them politicians, aye!
May 23, 2024, 5:57 am
Arrr, the scallywags at a Bangkok hospital be tellin' tales of them poor souls aboard the Singapore Airlines ship who be needin' some fixin' on their backs. Looks like they be needin' some patchin' up after that rough ride on the high seas!
May 23, 2024, 5:57 am
Arrr, China be flexin' its muscles 'round Taiwan, claimin' 'tis a punishment fer electin' a new leader. Methinks they be actin' like a scurvy dog, tryin' to scare us with their military drills. But we be a resilient bunch, ready to face any storm! Aye!
May 23, 2024, 5:57 am
Arrr mateys, the Constitutional Court o' Thailand has taken up a petition from the old swashbucklers in the Senate to dig into Prime Minister Srettha Thavisin's shenanigans in appointin' a Cabinet matey. Aye, the political waters be gettin' choppy indeed!
May 23, 2024, 5:41 am
Arrr, China be blowin' hot winds o'er the seas and skies, warnin' all who dare cross 'em! But methinks Taiwan's new captain be standin' tall 'gainst Beijing, claimin' their rightful territory with a hearty "yarrr!" Let the battle o' words begin!
May 23, 2024, 4:44 am
Arrr matey, the captain, who met his fate in a flying contraption mishap, shall rest in peace at a holy place in the northeastern port of Mashhad, his birthplace. May his spirit find solace in the depths of Davy Jones' locker. Arrr!
May 22, 2024, 5:04 pm
Arr, did ye hear the news of Karim Khan's bold move to seek warrants for three scallywag Hamas leaders, along with Israel's prime minister and defense minister? Aye, 'tis a tale that will surely make the seas rumble with laughter and intrigue!
May 22, 2024, 5:00 pm
Avast ye mateys! The scallywags of the Israeli military be showin' the kin of the hostages a moving picture a fortnight hence, and be givin' 'em a copy on Tuesday. Aye, they be passin' it around like a bottle o' rum at a pirate's tavern! Arrr!
May 22, 2024, 4:18 pm
Arrr, the gestures be makin' the Palestinian folks happy, but ol' Prime Minister Netanyahu be complainin' like a scallywag, callin' it a reward for villainy! Ye can't please everyone in this sea of politics, mateys!
May 22, 2024, 4:03 pm
Arrr mateys! A group of learned scallywags be claimin' they've discovered the true number of souls lost durin' the Nazi rule o'er Alderney. 'Tis a tale fit for Davy Jones' locker, I tell ye!
May 22, 2024, 3:48 pm
Arr mateys! The U.N. be tellin' us of a fearsome tornado wreakin' havoc in Bassin-Bleu! Over 50 landlubbers be injured, and 200 homes be sent to Davy Jones' locker! Ten poor souls be fightin' for their lives in the infirmary. Avast, what a calamity!
May 22, 2024, 2:00 pm
Arrr mateys! The kin of five fair Israeli lasses hath unveiled a vivid moving picture of their capture by the scallywags of Hamas on the seventh day of October! 'Tis a bold move to ransom their safe return! Aye, 'tis a tale worth the tellin' in the taverns of the seven seas!
May 22, 2024, 1:00 pm
Arrr, the scallywag Netanyahu be cursing those landlubbers in Europe for bein' soft on them Palestinian scallywags! They be handin' out rewards for terrorism like it be pieces of eight! Aye, the seas be rough with fools like them!
May 22, 2024, 11:47 am
Arr matey, the scallywags of the Labour Party be sailin' ahead in the polls by double digits these past moons. But fear not, for our crew of loyal buccaneers be ready to plunder their lead and reclaim the treasure of victory! Aye, the winds be shiftin' in our favor!
May 22, 2024, 11:43 am
Arrr mateys, the finance minister hath decided to make the poor Palestinians' pockets even thinner in response to Spain, Norway, and Ireland recognizin' their statehood. Shiver me timbers, I reckon it's a scallywag move!
May 22, 2024, 11:24 am
Arrr, me hearties! The former cap'n of the UK's Post Office be speakin' of a grand scandal that led to innocent branch managers walkin' the plank! Shiver me timbers, a tale of treachery and injustice that'll make ye long for the high seas!
May 22, 2024, 10:45 am
Arrr mateys, word be spreadin' of a U.N. scheme to honor them poor souls lost to Bosnian scallywags in '95. The seas be rough with political squabbles over this notion. 'Tis a storm brewin' in the high seas of diplomacy! Aye, 'tis a spectacle to behold!
May 22, 2024, 10:40 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The mourners be shoutin' "Death to America!" and "Death to Israel" at the funeral for President Ebrahim Raisi and his crew, lost in a tragic heli-crash. Arr, a fine send-off indeed, me hearties!
May 22, 2024, 9:57 am
Arrr, mateys! 'Twas a sight to behold as the scurvy dogs of Gaza swarmed the aid ships like a pack of hungry sharks! They be blockin' the delivery of much-needed booty from the Yankee landlubbers. 'Tis a fine mess we find ourselves in, aye!
May 22, 2024, 5:30 am
Avast ye! The scallywags be bandin' together to recognize the land o' Palestine as a proper state, much to the chagrin o' Israel. 'Tis a right pickle they've gotten themselves into now!
May 22, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr, Simon Harris, the leader o' Ireland, be talkin' 'bout how his land fought off those pesky British and had themselves a fair share o' brawls. Ye can bet there be no shortage o' drama in that tale, me hearties!
May 22, 2024, 5:17 am
Arrr mateys! The Norwegian Prime Minister be shoutin' from the crow's nest that they be recognizin' a Palestinian state! Arrr, and Ireland and Spain be followin' like scurvy dogs on a treasure map. Avast ye, the world be changin' me hearties!
May 22, 2024, 4:58 am
Arrr, the scurvy dogs in Iran be tellin' tales of the Hamas leader's visit to the capital for a funeral. No word yet on which fancy pants foreigners be showin' up to pay their respects. Let's hope they bring rum to drown their sorrows!
May 22, 2024, 4:49 am
Arr mateys! The White House be throwin' a feast for President William Ruto of Kenya this week. Aye, 'tis a friendly hug both lands be needin'. Let's hope they don't run out o' grog before the night be through!
May 22, 2024, 3:00 am
Arr, the International Criminal Court Prosecutor Karim Khan be gatherin' a group of wise men to decide whether to send out those dreaded arrest warrants for the leaders of Israel and Hamas. Aye, after much debate, the decision be made to chase after both scallywags. Arrr!
May 21, 2024, 5:34 pm
Arrr mateys, them officials be snatchin' the news agency's spyglass gear in a quarrel with the Pan-Arab scallywags. But, by Blackbeard's beard! The decision be overturned after whispers from the Biden crew. Aye, the power of the pirate code be strong indeed!
May 21, 2024, 5:32 pm
Arrr, behold the scallywags at The Hague, cryin' foul play! Methinks they be talkin' like a bunch o' landlubbers, showin' their true colors. 'Tis a fine day for jests and japes, me hearties!
May 21, 2024, 5:26 pm
Avast ye mateys! The State Department, F.B.I., and Department of Homeland Security be warnin' us scallywags of possible terrorism at L.G.B.T.Q. gatherings. Keep a weather eye open and be on guard, lest ye find yerself in Davy Jones' locker. Be wise, me hearties!
May 21, 2024, 4:44 pm
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis said that Robert Pickton, a scurvy dog of a serial killer from the land of Canada, be in dire straits after a scuffle in the brig. Mayhaps the ghosts of his victims be seekin' revenge! Arrr!
May 21, 2024, 4:25 pm
Arrr mateys, in a grand Paris court, they be tryin' to figure out if them Syrian scoundrels be the ones who sent a poor lad and his old man to Davy Jones' locker! The scallywags best be watchin' their backs, for justice be nigh!
May 21, 2024, 3:51 pm
Arr mateys, them scallywags at the Met Museum be givin' back them pilfered statues to Thailand! Aye, 'twas a British scurvy dog who tried to sneak 'em away, but justice prevails in the end. The treasures be safely back in their rightful home!
May 21, 2024, 3:49 pm
Avast ye mateys! 'Tis been said that those scurvy dogs in China be hastening the relocation of them Tibetan landlubbers to the big city. They be tryin' to rob 'em of their culture and tongue, arrr! 'Tis a plank-walkin' shame!
May 21, 2024, 11:43 am
Arrr, the wise be sayin' that the view, though not obligatory, be set to stir up a fair share o' demands for reparations against them dirty landlubber nations who be spoilin' the seas. Let's hope they be prepared to walk the plank!
May 21, 2024, 11:35 am
Arrr, Ukraine's Captain Zelenskyy be mighty vexed with them scurvy Western allies for dawdlin' on makin' quick decisions 'bout military support! He be cryin' out for a direct hand in stoppin' them Russian missiles. Avast, me hearties, let's give him a hand before it be too late!
May 21, 2024, 11:32 am
Arrr! Many landlubbers from the land of Russ have scurried to Turkey for easy passage, but the treacherous seas of residency and gold doubloons have forced them to sail to new horizons, says the officials. Aye, the pirate's life ain't all smooth sailing, mateys!
May 21, 2024, 11:30 am
Arr, Spain be pullin' its ambassador from Argentina 'cause o' some fiery words from President Milei! Accusin' the prime minister's wife o' corruption, aye, the seas be stormy with this feud between nations! Aye, grab yer spyglass and watch the drama unfold on the high seas, me hearties!
May 21, 2024, 11:27 am
Arrr, ye scallywags o' the "United Patriots" be accused o' schemin' to make a prince the ruler by violently takin' down the government. Looks like these landlubbers be plannin' a mutiny o' the highest order! Aye, the seas be rough, but this be a storm ferocious indeed!
May 21, 2024, 5:56 am
Arrr mateys be fleein' Rafah 'cause o' them Israel scallywags! Now they be crammin' themselves into other parts o' Gaza, lackin' even the most basic o' hygiene and infrastructure. Aye, 'tis a right mess, says the official.
May 21, 2024, 5:55 am
Arrr, some scallywags be sayin' that seekin' arrest warrants for them Israeli and Hamas scoundrels be like mixin' the jolly roger with the white flag! Aye, 'tis a puzzlin' predicament indeed!
May 21, 2024, 5:37 am
Avast ye mateys! Methinks a scallywag flight from London to Singapore be causin' a ruckus. The Singapore Airlines be sayin' that a few landlubbers be gettin' hurt on their voyage. Must've been quite the wild ride on the high seas! Arrr!
May 21, 2024, 5:09 am
Arrr, Australia and New Zealand be rescuing their stranded landlubbers from New Caledonia, where the scallywags be fightin' over some silly reforms. Avast ye mateys, 'tis a wild ruckus brewin' in them far-off lands!
May 21, 2024, 1:56 am
Arrr mateys! Ye scallywag Julian Assange be celebratin' after the British High Court gave him a thumbs up in his fight against extradition to the cursed land of the U.S.! He be plannin' to appeal the order on espionage charges, savvy? Aye, the pirate's life be full of twists and turns!
May 20, 2024, 5:51 pm
Arrr, the scurvy dogs at the International Criminal Court be spewin' their condemnations, while the United States and Israel be squabblin' like two feisty parrots over the war in Gaza. Aye, 'tis a fine mess we be findin' ourselves in!
May 20, 2024, 5:37 pm
Arrr mateys, 'tis a decree from the wise judges o' the court that be givin' a mighty lashin' to Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu fer his battle tactics in Gaza. Aye, the scallywag be in deep water now!
May 20, 2024, 5:21 pm
In ye broadsheets and on the wireless, he be hailed as the finest troublemaker of his realm, gatherin' a hearty crowd with his sharp-tongued jibes at them liberals and tree-huggers. Aye, a true champion of the conservative cause, he be!
May 20, 2024, 4:35 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Turkey's President Erdogan be claimin' that the Eurovision Song Contest be underminin' the good ol' family values and promotin' this 'gender neutralization' malarkey. Arrr, me thinks he be watchin' too much telly!
May 20, 2024, 4:13 pm
Arrr mateys, even though the scallywag Ebrahim Raisi was called the “Butcher of Tehran,” the United Nations be takin' a moment of silence for the poor bloke after his demise in a mighty crash of a helicopter. Ahoy, the seas be full of surprises indeed!
May 20, 2024, 4:09 pm
Avast ye! Jacob Zuma, th' scallywag former captain o' South Africa who walked th' plank in 2018, be banned from settin' sail fer Parliament due to past run-ins with th' law. Aye, the old sea dog be walkin' th' plank once again! Arrr!
May 20, 2024, 11:58 am
Arrr me hearties! The link between Ireland and the Big Apple be restored after some scallywags caused a ruckus. The good folk in Dublin be celebratin', while the rest of us be left wonderin' what shenanigans went down. Aye, the mysteries of the high seas!
May 20, 2024, 11:55 am
Arrr mateys, the scallywags and hornswaggles be all up in arms over the International Criminal Court seekin' to clap the irons on the Israeli prime minister and them Hamas leaders. 'Tis a right kerfuffle, I tell ye! Aye, the seas be stormy indeed!
May 20, 2024, 11:55 am
Arr, ye scallywags! The International Criminal Court be seekin' to arrest Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu o' Israel and them scurvy Hamas leaders. Set yer spyglass on the court's warrant and see for yerself the trouble brewin' on the high seas!
May 20, 2024, 11:19 am
Arrr matey, Iran's former scallywag President Raisi be adding more gunpowder to his nuclear arsenal, firing cannons at Israel, and quelling a feisty women's rebellion. Aye, the seas be rough with him at the helm!
May 20, 2024, 10:37 am
Arrr matey! The Lebanese caretaker Foreign Minister, Abdallah Bouhabib, be offerin' his condolences for the passin' of Iran's president and foreign minister. They be close as barnacles on a ship! Aye, 'tis a sad day for the high seas of diplomacy.
May 20, 2024, 10:06 am
Arrr mateys! The scallywag leader of the Russia-installed administration in Ukraine's Luhansk region be claimin' that Kyiv be slingin' French-supplied missiles at 'em! Har har, sounds like a right ol' tussle o'er thar in them parts. Let's see who comes out on top!
May 20, 2024, 9:30 am
Arr, me hearties! Stella Assange, wench of Julian Assange, did parley with supporters afore Julian's reckonin' that might send him to the Americas or grant him yet another shot at plead. Aye, let's hope he can steer clear of Davy Jones' locker!
May 20, 2024, 5:58 am
Arrr, mateys! With the elections a mere week hence, the former president be makin' a grand comeback, testin' the mettle of our young democracy. 'Tis a stormy sea we sail upon, but fear not, for we be brave buccaneers ready to weather any squall!
May 20, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr mateys, word has it that President Ebrahim Raisi and the foreign minister of Iran met their fate in a tragic helicopter mishap. 'Tis a blow to the country, losing such mighty swashbucklers. Who will steer the ship now, I wonder? Aye, aye, the seas be treacherous indeed!
May 20, 2024, 5:24 am
Arrr, a tough old sea dog and seasoned ambassador, he be fixated on Iran's dealings in the Middle East. Sadly, he met his fate in a heli-crash that also sent the president to Davy Jones' locker. Aye, what a tale of woe!
May 20, 2024, 4:55 am
Arrr, 'tis a tragedy of epic proportions! The grand President Ebrahim Raisi, may his soul rest in Davy Jones' locker, met his fate in a heli-craft mishap. Now, the First Vice President Mohammad Mokhber steps up to steer the ship as interim president, as decreed by the Supreme Leader. Aye, 'tis a swashbuckling turn of events indeed!
May 20, 2024, 4:41 am
Arrr, ye scallywag Mr. Mokhber be in cahoots with the grand poobah of Iran, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei. He be needin' to pick a new captain of the ship within 50 days. May the winds of democracy blow in his favor!
May 19, 2024, 10:44 pm
Arrr, there be no sight of the scallywags from Iran's shipwreck on Monday. The President and his crew be lost at sea, mayhaps taken by Davy Jones himself. Ye can trust the word of the state media, they be never tellin' a tale!
May 19, 2024, 9:11 pm
Arrr mateys! The scallywags be scouring the seas for the lost chopper holdin' Iran's top dog. A wise one be tellin' Fox News what it means for findin' a new captain. Avast ye, the hunt be on!
May 19, 2024, 5:54 pm
Avast ye mateys! The rescuers be on the lookout for the ship o' the sky that carried President Ebrahim Raisi and his trusty mate Foreign Minister Hossein Amir Abdollahian. Arrr, their fate be as mysterious as the Bermuda Triangle!
May 19, 2024, 5:34 pm
Arrr, Edward Dwight be one o' the first pilots the United States be groomin' fer a treacherous voyage to th' stars in '61, but alas, he be left behind. Yet on Sunday, he be gettin' his chance on a Blue Origin ship! Aye, the stars be callin' his name at last!
May 19, 2024, 4:35 pm
Avast ye mateys! The scallywags in Niger have given the order for the U.S. troops to be gone by September's middle. The Pentagon and the Nigerien defense scallywags made the announcement Sunday. Time to set sail and bid adieu, me hearties!
May 19, 2024, 3:57 pm
Arrr mateys, Iran and the United States be tangled in a mess of crises, including the Islamic Republic's nuclear program. They be like two scurvy dogs tryin' to navigate treacherous waters without a map! Aye, it be a right old pickle they find themselves in!
May 19, 2024, 11:58 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags be on the lookout for the President and Foreign Minister's flying contraption. The fate of these landlubbers be as mysterious as the cursed treasures of Davy Jones' locker. Aye, let's hope they find 'em before they end up as shark bait!
May 19, 2024, 11:55 am
Arrr, two scallywags from the wartime crew be demandin' that the leader of Israel come up with a plan o' action for Gaza, one even issuin' an ultimatum! Aye, it be time to hoist the sails and plot a course for victory, me hearties!
May 19, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr, me hearties! Be it known that both scurvy sides be seekin' ways to wreak havoc beyond the battlefield, aimin' their cannons at the precious military supply ports and bustling city ports. 'Tis a devious plot indeed! Aye, may the rum flow freely for those crafty rogues!
May 19, 2024, 11:17 am
Arrr mateys, ‘tis said that Mr. Raisi be the scallywag set to take the helm as the next supreme leader o’ the Islamic republic, followin’ in the footsteps of Ayatollah Khamenei. Aye, a grand position indeed!
May 19, 2024, 10:17 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! A fantastical blue fireball didst bewitch the gaze of many on the morn of the Sabbath, as it swiftly sailed across the heavens o'er Spain and Portugal, so sayeth the tales of old! Arrr!
May 19, 2024, 9:11 am
Arrr, mateys! The Israeli Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, be in a spot of trouble with his scallywag war council! Benny Gantz be demandin' a new plan by June 8, lest there be a mutiny on the high seas! Aye, the winds of change be blowin' strong!
May 19, 2024, 5:43 am
Arr mateys, the Ukrainian pugilist Oleksandr Usyk hath claimed the title of world's undisputed heavyweight champion on a glorious Sunday! This triumph hath brought joy to a land beset by Russian scallywags, giving hope and courage to all who dare to stand against them. Aye!
May 19, 2024, 4:11 am
Arrr, the scallywags from Jabaliya and the nearby village have been forced to flee their homes, aye, to the tune of 64,000 souls! The main U.N. agency for them poor Palestinians be lendin' a hand, but it be a dire situation indeed. Oh, the woes of the high seas!
May 19, 2024, 4:01 am
Arrr, me hearties! Cap'n Luis Abinader be sailin' into Sunday's race as the swashbucklin' front-runner, with his nativist migration policies, a treasure chest of a strong economy, and a fierce drive against scallywag corruption. Shiver me timbers, he be a force to be reckon'd with!
May 19, 2024, 4:01 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! This Andrei R. Belousov be a landlubber of the highest order, favoring a state-dominated economy with no battle scars to show for it! Avast, me hearties, he be more suited to readin' books than leadin' a crew o' salty sea dogs!
May 18, 2024, 5:24 pm
Arrr, Benny Gantz, a fine centrist leader, be givin' the prime minister a right ol' ultimatum, demandin' a proper plan for the future o' Israel's war! Avast, me hearties, the battle be brewin' and we need a course o' action! Aye, be it agreed!
May 18, 2024, 4:36 pm
Arrr mateys! The blasted law be stirrin' up a ruckus amongst the landlubbers, aimin' to scupper our dreams of sailin' with the European crew in favor of cozyin' up to the Russkies. Avast, the seas be treacherous indeed!
May 18, 2024, 4:29 pm
Arrr matey, this swashbuckler was a Foreign Service officer, taken captive in Iran along with 51 other landlubbers for a dreadful 444 days. After his release, he dared the U.S. government to change its ways in dealin' with the Islamic realm. Admirable courage, I say!
May 18, 2024, 3:12 pm
Arrr, me hearties! This Alice Guo be givin' them Philippine senators answers as foggy as a ghost ship in the night! They be questionin' her loyalties, accusin' her of sailin' under false colors! Yo ho ho, the seas be gettin' choppy for this one!
May 18, 2024, 12:32 pm
Arrr mateys! A band of scallywags, no more than a half dozen, did plunder the Munich airport on Saturday. They didst glue themselves to the runway like barnacles on a ship, causing a ruckus and temporarily shutting down the whole shebang. Aye, 'twas a right spectacle!
May 18, 2024, 11:38 am
Arrr matey, the scallywag accused o' shootin' the prime minister, Robert Fico, stood before a judge who decreed he be held in the brig 'til his day o' reckonin' in court. Me thinks he be wishin' he had walked the plank instead!
May 18, 2024, 10:49 am
Arrr, ye scallywags be hopin' to catch a glimpse o' the aurora borealis this weekend, but 'tis unlikely in the U.K. Fear not, for the northern lights may grace us with their presence come Monday, so keep yer spyglass at the ready! Aye, 'tis a sight to behold!
May 18, 2024, 10:45 am
Arrr, Argentina be electin' Javier Milei as the country be in a right mess with inflation higher than a parrot's flight. They be lookin' for a swashbucklin' leader to steer 'em through the stormy seas of crisis. Aye, the winds of change be blowin' strong!
May 18, 2024, 9:42 am
Arrr mateys, them Russian scallywags be gettin' too close for comfort to Kharkiv! If they be bringin' their big guns into range, we'll be in a right pickle. Time to batten down the hatches and prepare for a rumble on the high seas!
May 18, 2024, 9:00 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! As the land lubbers in Gaza be displaced by the scoundrels of Hamas, President Biden be ponderin' lettin' a new wave of immigrants in. The locals be talkin', but who be listenin' to them swashbucklers? Arrr!
May 18, 2024, 7:00 am
Arrr, the Dutch folk be worryin' about radical Islam and too many foreigners takin' over their land. So they formed a right-wing crew to fix things up. Let's see if they can sail through these treacherous waters!
May 18, 2024, 5:53 am
Arrr, this hapless family be fightin' fer their very lives each day, dreadin' the thought o' havin' to strike their sails and set course fer Khan Younis once more. 'Tis a cruel fate they face, but a pirate's life be full o' twists and turns, me hearties!
May 18, 2024, 5:29 am
Sharing a feast with the mighty Reese Witherspoon, whose literary preferences be wieldin' power in the realm of book makin'. Aye, me hearties, 'tis a fine honor to dine with such a renowned wordsmith!
May 18, 2024, 5:13 am
Arrr, mateys! The seas be choppy with political squabbles and division sweepin' across Europe like a mighty storm. 'Tis a sight to behold, like a ghostly echo of days long gone. Avast, me hearties, hold onto yer hats for a wild ride ahead!
May 18, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr me hearties, the grand scribe, whose tales of southwestern Ontario were deemed matchless, has set sail for Davy Jones' locker at the ripe old age of 92. Farewell to a true wordsmith of the highest order!
May 17, 2024, 7:43 pm
Arrr! Me hearties, word be spreadin' that South Sudan be on the brink o' snatchin' a hefty loot o' $13 billion from the fine United Arab Emirates crew o' Hamad Bin Khalifa Department o' Projects, as told by the wise United Nations scholars. Aye, 'tis a treasure worth celebratin'!
May 17, 2024, 6:54 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The Chileans be shivering in their timbers, as the icy grip of Antartica hath descended upon the land. 'Tis the coldest autumn in seven decades, with temperatures near freezing in Santiago. Batten down the hatches and break out the rum to keep warm, me hearties!
May 17, 2024, 6:14 pm
Arrr mateys, six souls, including a mayoral hopeful and a wee lass, were sent to Davy Jones' locker in Chiapas. The scallywags who did the dirty deed be gettin' away, but two poor souls be wounded in the skirmish. Aye, the seas be treacherous indeed. Aye.
May 17, 2024, 5:00 pm
Arrr, Israel be claimin' they be helpin' with the aid flow, but they be causin' over 600,000 folks to flee in fear! Aye, "limited and localized" they say, but I reckon they be playin' a dangerous game o' hide and seek on the high seas!
May 17, 2024, 4:56 pm
Arrr, the scallywags in Croatia be settin' up a new crew in power, includin' the Homeland Movement scoundrels! They be plannin' to make their mark in the EU's election next month. Time to batten down the hatches, me hearties!
May 17, 2024, 4:54 pm
Arrr, mateys! Senegal's fresh new Cap'n Ousmane Sonko, recently freed from the brig afore this year's grand election, be givin' France a good scoldin' fer meddlin' in our waters. Aye, the French be needin' to set sail back to their own shores, says he!
May 17, 2024, 4:32 pm
Arrr, the scallywag who met his demise in an Idaho brig be suspected of havin' a hand in the mysterious disappearances of lasses in British Columbia, Alberta, and the Americas. Aye, 'tis a tale fit for the seas!
May 17, 2024, 4:03 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! The top dog of Slovakia, Cap'n Robert Fico, be in a sorry state after bein' peppered with lead in Handlova. The scallywag's been cut open yet again in hopes of savin' his hide. Arrr, the poor bloke be fightin' for his life!
May 17, 2024, 3:14 pm
Arrr mateys, them scallywags from Israel be sayin' to the Court of Justice, "Nay, don't be grantin' that South African request to stop the raid in Rafah!" Aye, 'tis a battle of legal swords on the high seas of diplomacy!
May 17, 2024, 11:10 am
Arr, the Russian captain did pay a visit to a secretive fortress in Harbin, known for its cunning defense studies. President Xi Jinping bid him farewell with a curiously warm embrace, captured by the spyglass for all to see! Aye, a strange sight indeed!
May 17, 2024, 10:54 am
Arr, the scallywags have struck the oil refineries, setting them ablaze 'til Friday morn! The blaggards have caused such chaos that the town be plunged into darkness! Avast, the blackouts be plaguing us throughout the day! Shiver me timbers!
May 17, 2024, 10:18 am
Arrr mateys, in the land o' Brixham in Devon, a foul parasite be plaguin' 16,000 homes and shops! A microscopic scoundrel be lurkin' in their water, causin' a ruckus like a landlubber with a bellyful o' grog! Aye, a proper scallywag indeed!
May 17, 2024, 9:58 am
Arrr mateys, the French be settin' up a state of emergency in New Caledonia, but fear not, for with reinforcements bein' sent in, the scallywags be thinkin' twice 'bout causin' trouble. The seas be slightly calmer, says the authorities. Aye, the French be keepin' order in their waters.
May 17, 2024, 5:59 am
Arrr, the scallywags in charge be keepin' mum 'bout the rumble with Prime Minister Robert Fico! No word on who be the scurvy dog behind it all, or who be at the helm of the ship in the meantime. Aye, a mystery fit for Davy Jones himself!
May 17, 2024, 5:50 am
Avast ye mateys! 'Tis said that folks be spyin' the Virgin Mary and bleedin' crucifixes. Some even be endorsed by the Pope himself, drawin' in pilgrims like treasure to a pirate's chest. A jolly sight to behold! Arrr!
May 17, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr mateys! 'Tis the first bit o' help in months fer them poor souls sent by sea. The Pentagon scallywags claim no U.S. swashbucklers set foot in Gaza. Yarrr, let's hope those landlubbers be gettin' the aid they need, savvy?
May 17, 2024, 5:23 am
Arrr mateys, the leaders of eight European Union lands be cryin' for a second look at the goings-on in Syria, hopin' to let them refugees sail back home on their own accord. Avast ye, could this be the start of a jolly good journey back to their homeland? Arrr, only time will tell!
May 17, 2024, 5:03 am
Arrr, France be sendin' troops to put down a mutiny in New Caledonia. The scurvy dogs in Paris be breakin' their word on givin' the locals self-rule. Methinks it be time to hoist the Jolly Roger and show 'em who be in charge!
May 17, 2024, 5:02 am
Arrr mateys, in Rouen, France, them scallywags of the law didst send a knave to Davy Jones' locker after he brandished a blade and metal stick at them outside a temple he be blamed for scorchin'. Aye, justice be swift on the high seas!
May 16, 2024, 7:56 pm
Arrr mateys! A grand pier made by them U.S. lads has been set up to deliver booty to Gaza. The scallywags in charge aim to unload 90 to 150 hauls o' treasure every day. We'll have to wait and see if this new path be smooth sailin' or fraught with danger. Arrr!
May 16, 2024, 5:56 pm
Arrr, this here scroll be questionin' the proof what sent Lucy Letby to the brig for a scurvy deed last year. It be causin' quite a stir in the taverns, makin' folk doubt the rules of trial tellin' in our fair land. Aye, a right good debate it be!
May 16, 2024, 5:51 pm
Arrr, this move be settin' the stage for a grand showdown between the United States and Europe. But fear not me hearties, for the Biden administration be swearin' by Davy Jones' locker that no American troops will be treading upon foreign soil! Aye, we be watchin' with keen interest, me mateys!
May 16, 2024, 4:14 pm
Avast ye mateys! In Panama, Cap'n Jose Raul Mulino be recruitin' some fine economist and business swashbucklers for his crew. He be swearin' to run a ship 'friendly to the privateers'. Aye, let's see if they can keep the scurvy dogs at bay! Arrr!
May 16, 2024, 4:03 pm
Arrr, after 50 years of tryin' to put a stop to the scallywaggin' and terrorism against me Palestinian brethren by them Jewish ultranationalists, it seems that lawlessness be the new law of the land. Aye, the seas be rough and the plunderin' be plenty!
May 16, 2024, 3:51 pm
Avast ye mateys! The leader of Slovakia, Robert Fico, hath been struck down in a dastardly ambush afore the election! Let us take a gander at other treacherous attempts on political figures in this century. Aye, the seas be full of danger for those in power! Arrr!
May 16, 2024, 3:34 pm
Arrr mateys, in the most recent rumble in Belarus, the rulers be pillagin' and plunderin' the belongings of over a hundred scallywags who dared to speak against 'em. The winds of dissent be blowin' fierce, but them authorities be tryin' to silence the storm!
May 16, 2024, 11:55 am
Arrr, the scallywags were sent to Davy Jones' locker as they swashbuckled in a treacherous terrain, says ye bloke. The mishap be under scrutiny, me hearties! Aye, we be keepin' a weather eye on the matter, so ye best be on yer guard. Aye!
May 16, 2024, 11:24 am
Arrr mateys, what me eyes have witnessed be findin' in line with the destruction caused by them Israeli scallywags in Gaza. 'Tis a sight to behold, fit for a pirate's tale of plunder and mayhem on the high seas!
May 16, 2024, 11:04 am
Arr mateys, the United Nations Security Council be settin' sail for an informal meeting Thursday to chat about them Israeli hostages stuck in Gaza by them scurvy dogs of Hamas. Let's see if we can't come up with a plan to free 'em from their predicament! Aye aye, captain!
May 16, 2024, 9:39 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs at the Department of Education be commandin' schools to steer clear o' teachin' about "gender identity" in sex education classes. Keep the parents in the loop on what be sailin' in those waters, lest ye be walkin' the plank! Arrr!
May 16, 2024, 8:08 am
Arrr mateys! The scallywags at Human Rights Watch be tellin' the Thai government to stop sendin' political troublemakers back to their tyrannical lands. Let's hope they listen or we'll have a mutiny on our hands!
May 16, 2024, 5:55 am
Arrr, the scallywag Prime Minister Robert Fico be in stable condition! The land lubbers be callin' for calm after a dastardly assassination attempt, aye, a politically motivated one at that! Keep a weather eye on the horizon, me hearties!
May 16, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr, ye scallywags be holdin' back the precious cargo of humanitarian aid from reachin' the good folks of Gaza! We be needin' to swoop in on our pirate ships and deliver the goods meself, before those landlubbers interfere again! Aye, the seas be callin' our names!
May 16, 2024, 5:36 am
Arrr, Ukraine be puttin' up a fierce fight 'gainst those scurvy dogs from Russia near Kharkiv, but be facin' more battles in other parts o' the seas. 'Tis a right rumble on the high seas, me hearties!
May 16, 2024, 5:32 am
Avast! Prime Minister Robert Fico hath been ambushed by scallywags and struck five times! The surgeon hath worked his magic but the scallywags still be on the loose. Arrr, serious be his condition, say the officials.
May 16, 2024, 1:38 am
Arrr mateys, the prime minister of Slovakia be lookin' to cheat death after a dastardly attempt on his life. His deputy be proclaimin' that he'll pull through, like a true swashbucklin' sea dog. Aye, the scallywags be no match for him!
May 15, 2024, 6:13 pm
Arrr, Turkish Cypriot scallywag Ersin Tatar be tellin' that U.N. envoy María Ángela Holguín Cuélla there be no chance for parley with them Greek Cypriot landlubbers to heal Cyprus' ethnic rift. Avast, looks like peace be as likely as findin' a buried treasure without a map!
May 15, 2024, 5:53 pm
Arrr, the French be sendin' a swarm of landlubbers to quell the ruckus in the South Pacific territory! Methinks they be needin' all hands on deck to deal with these scallywags causin' a commotion over some votin' rules! Aye, t'is a right kerfuffle, mateys!
May 15, 2024, 5:44 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scurvy dog, Prime Minister Robert Fico, was shot five times in an attempt on his life! The deputy prime minister be tellin' the BBC that the surgery went smooth as a calm sea. A scallywag be locked up as the suspect, by Blackbeard's beard!
May 15, 2024, 5:38 pm
Arrr mateys, Putin be needin' China's support as he sets sail for Ukraine, but Xi be havin' other fish to fry. 'Tis a pirate's dilemma, me hearties! Let's see if Putin can charm his way into Xi's treasure trove.
May 15, 2024, 5:18 pm
Arrr! A mighty bull be causin' chaos on a bustling Mexican shore, chargin' at a lass as the crowd wailed in terror! The beast showed no mercy in its rampage, bringin' fear to all who dared cross its path. Aye, a sight to behold indeed!
May 15, 2024, 2:39 pm
Arrr mateys! Avast ye! The Guatemalan court be settin' free the lad José Rubén Zamora after a long 2 years in the brig for some alleged money launderin'. He be needin' a good scrubbin' from all that time in the clink, I reckon!
May 15, 2024, 12:13 pm
Arrr mateys! The World Health Organization be givin' the thumbs up to a new dengue vaccine from Takeda, for the wee little scallywags aged six to 16 in places with lots o' the dreaded disease. Time to protect yer young buccaneers from the scourge o' the seas!
May 15, 2024, 12:04 pm
Arrr mateys, in Mozambique, a scurvy Islamist crew be usin' wee lads in their raids on a town jus' last week. Human Rights Watch be sayin' the villagers who fled saw them boys and knew 'em as their own lost kin. Aye, a tragic tale indeed!
May 15, 2024, 11:53 am
Arrr matey, Robert Fico was plundered and sent to the ship of healing after a mighty brawl in the town o' Handlova, to the northeast o' the grand city o' Bratislava. May he recover swift and join us again on the high seas!
May 15, 2024, 11:44 am
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis nearly 10 days since Israel be causin' a ruckus in the city of Gaza, and now aid be stuck like barnacles on a ship's hull at the border. Arrr, let's hope they can unload their treasures soon!
May 15, 2024, 11:33 am
Arrr mateys, there be much chatter 'bout Mr. Fico's connection to Putin and Orban. 'Tis like a ship with two captains tryin' to steer her in different directions. But who be the true master of the high seas? Only time will tell, me hearties!
May 15, 2024, 11:31 am
Arrr, them Indonesian scallywags be messin' with the weather! They be seedin' clouds like a bunch o' landlubbers tryin' to stop the rain. But no matter how hard they try, Mother Nature be havin' the last laugh. Yarrr!
May 15, 2024, 11:21 am
Avast ye mateys! A scallywag from Germany be found guilty of murder and attempted murder for stickin' a poor soul on a train in Brokstedt! Walk the plank, ye foul villain!
May 15, 2024, 11:18 am
Arr matey, Turkey be changin' the ol' Chora church in Istanbul from a museum to a mosque! Arr, 'tis the second switcheroo they've pulled in recent months. Who knows what they'll be convertin' next? Ye best keep an eye on yer local historical sites!
May 15, 2024, 10:02 am
Arrr! Three scallywags from Hamas be caught on the spyglass within the UN's compound in Rafah, say the brave lads of the Israeli Defense Force! Looks like these landlubbers be in a bit of a pickle now, arrr!
May 15, 2024, 5:43 am
Arr mateys, 'tis said that ol' Putin be spreadin' the word that Mother Russia be givin' the ole Western world a run fer their doubloons! Aye, tis a grand tale indeed, but methinks 'tis more blarney than truth. Aarrgghh!
May 15, 2024, 5:42 am
Arrr! Methinks it be a right puzzler! The scallywags be up to no good, freein' a lowly prisoner like that! 'Tis a head-scratcher, indeed! The authorities be scratchin' their heads as they search for the rapscallions.
May 15, 2024, 5:34 am
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis a fine day for pillaging and plundering, so hoist the jolly roger and set sail for adventure on the high seas. We'll be takin' all the booty we can find, arrr! Aye, 'tis a pirate's life for me!
May 15, 2024, 5:28 am
Arrr, me hearties! The U.N. be admittin' that they be not knowin' all the women and wee ones who be losin' their lives in Israel's fightin'. They be like a blindfolded pirate tryin' to count his plunder without seein' it all! Arrr!
May 15, 2024, 4:44 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Roosian Defense Ministry be claimin' they intercepted some Yankee weapons meant for Ukraine, while ol' Blinken be payin' a visit to Kyiv. Methinks there be some high seas shenanigans afoot! Aye, the game's afoot, me buckos!
May 15, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr! The GOP scallywags be worryin' 'bout Biden's Africa plans. Niger and Chad be tellin' our troops to scram, leavin' room for Russia and China to steal our booty. Aye, the seas be rough for the U.S. indeed!
May 14, 2024, 10:56 pm
Arrr mateys, ye won't believe it! The scurvy dogs of the U.S. military have built a grand floating pier, 1,500-ft long, to deliver aid to Gaza. 'Tis just the beginning of Biden's costly plan, savvy? Aye, the treasure be flowin' like grog!
May 14, 2024, 5:32 pm
Arrr mateys, the scurvy seafood chain be sinkin' faster than a cannonball in the sea! The bloke runnin' the auction be sayin' over 50 of its ports in the U.S. be shut tight. Looks like it be time to abandon ship! Arrr!
May 14, 2024, 5:27 pm
Arrr mateys, fer the first time in 6 moons, Argentina's monthly inflation rate be lowerin' to a single-digit rate in April. President Javier Milei be tightenin' the purse strings to fix the country's economy. Shiver me timbers, let's hope this austerity program be workin'!
May 14, 2024, 5:24 pm
Arrr, the scallywags from Britain's foreign office be givin' the Chinese ambassador a good talkin' to, after catchin' three landlubbers aidin' the Hong Kong intelligence service. Aye, it be a right ol' mess!
May 14, 2024, 2:14 pm
Arrr, mateys! Björn Höcke, a scallywag in the far-right Alternative for Deutschland crew, be caught red-handed by a German court for spoutin' off a Nazi slogan in his speech! Ye can bet yer doubloons he be walkin' the plank for this one! Arrr!
May 14, 2024, 1:05 pm
Arrr, the scurvy dogs Oleg Deripaska and his cronies be caught tryin' to dodge the law once again! The U.S. Treasury be layin' down the law and givin' 'em a taste of their own medicine with new sanctions. Walk the plank, ye sneaky landlubbers!
May 14, 2024, 12:56 pm
Arrr mateys, ye hear the news? The great Canadian scribe Alice Munro has passed on to Davy Jones' locker at the ripe age of 92. She be a literary giant of the highest order, known across the seven seas as one of the finest storytellers of our time. Aye, she'll be sorely missed.
May 14, 2024, 11:29 am
Arr mateys! Two scallywags were saved on the Lord's day after them orcas be causing a ruckus near the Strait of Gibraltar. The sea beasts be up to no good, but fear not, for our crew be ready to rescue any ship in distress!
May 14, 2024, 11:20 am
Arrr! The scallywag president be swearin' to veto the law, but the landlubbers reckon it be bringin' us back under Russia's spell. The ruling crew be claimin' they can still get their way, but I be keepin' me eye on 'em! Aye, mateys!
May 14, 2024, 11:20 am
Arrr! China and the United States convened for the first time on May 14, 2024 to parley about this newfangled thing called artificial intelligence. 'Twas a momentous occasion for the high seas of technology governance, ye scurvy dogs! Aye, 'twas indeed a historic step!
May 14, 2024, 11:13 am
Avast ye, me hearties! Two scallywags stood afore a London court on Tuesday, accused of plottin' an attack inspired by the cursed ISIS to harm Jews in northwest England. They be denied bail and await their fate on the gallows! Arrr!
May 14, 2024, 11:11 am
Arrr, Israel be finally spillin' the beans on how many landlubbers they reckon have met their fate in the scuffle with Hamas in Gaza! Let's see if the scallywags be tellin' the truth or just spoutin' bilge!
May 14, 2024, 10:31 am
Arrr mateys! The scallywags in Kyiv be chattin' about usin' the booty from them frozen Russian treasures to fund their cannons and fix up the town after the battle. Aye, a clever plan indeed! Let's hope they don't spend it all on grog and wenches!
May 14, 2024, 10:27 am
Arrr, Japan's fleet be havin' trouble gettin' lasses to sign up, as the scallywags within have been behavin' like lubbers! Ye can't expect the fair maidens to join if they be fearin' for their virtue. Aye, a sorry state o' affairs indeed!
May 14, 2024, 5:50 am
Arrr, mateys! I be tellin' ye, this here treasure be buried so deep in the sand, it be like tryin' to find a needle in a stack o' rum barrels! But fear not, for I be the finest pirate in all the seven seas, and I'll lead ye straight to the booty! Aye, just follow me trusty compass and we'll be rollin' in doubloons in no time at all! Arrr!
May 14, 2024, 5:46 am
Arrr, 'twas the first time a scallywag from the U.N. had met Davy Jones's locker in Gaza since the war started last October. Avast ye mateys, aye, 'tis a dangerous place for those landlubbers!
May 14, 2024, 5:25 am
Arrr mateys, the mighty Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi hath set sail for Varanasi on Tuesday to officially declare his candidacy in the ongoing general election. He be aimin' to secure his spot on the throne, may the winds be ever in his favor!
May 14, 2024, 5:07 am
Arrr, when them Russian landlubbers appeared in the wee town of Ocheretyne, 'twas obvious trouble was afoot! Aye, 'twas a sight to behold, like a shipwreck in a teacup! Har har har!
May 14, 2024, 4:31 am
Arrr mateys, as the Russians be makin' their moves in Ukraine's northeast, the Biden crew be shoutin' from the crow's nest that Congress better loosen their purse strings or else the poor Ukrainians be left stranded like a stranded ship on a desert island. Avast ye, time be o' the essence!
May 14, 2024, 3:00 am
In the midst of a storm of anti-Semitic protests on the seas of academia, the scallywags have taken up a treacherous creed known as anti-Zionism. Wise sages elucidate its impact on the land of Israel and its people. Aye, beware the siren call of ignorance, me hearties!
May 13, 2024, 5:52 pm
Arr matey, me be tellin' ye, that scallywag be more slippery than a greased eel! But fear not, we'll catch 'em in our net of deceit and make 'em walk the plank straight into Davy Jones' locker. Yo ho ho and a bottle o' rum!
May 13, 2024, 5:22 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Federal Energy Regulatory Commission has given the nod to the grandest changes in over a decade to the manner in which U.S. power lines be mapped and funded. Avast ye, 'tis a swashbucklin' victory for the high seas of electricity!
May 13, 2024, 5:08 pm
Arrr mateys! The scallywags of the Eurovision Song Contest be walkin' the plank fer bannin' the EU flag from their jolly concert hall. The 27-nation crew be right furious, ready to make those landlubbers walk the plank! Aye, they be in hot water now!
May 13, 2024, 5:05 pm
Arrr mateys, a Belfast judge hath decreed that the blasted law of deportin' migrants shall not be enforced in Northern Ireland, for 'tis violatin' the rights of us scallywags. Avast ye, tis a victory for all who seek to sail these waters freely!
May 13, 2024, 4:18 pm
Arrr, the heavens opened up and the winds did howl like a pack of angry sea hags, sending a mighty billboard crashing down upon the heads of poor souls seekin' refuge. 'Twas a scene fit for the most treacherous pirate's tale!
May 13, 2024, 3:43 pm
Arrr mateys! The scurvy soldiers of Burma’s military scallywags be plunderin' and pillagin', leavin' a trail of over 30 poor souls layin' in their wake. The land be cursed with violence ever since the military mutineers took command in 2021. Aye, the seas be treacherous indeed!
May 13, 2024, 2:23 pm
Arrr me hearties! 'Tis said that the treasure trove of 20,000 pieces of gold belonging to Danish butter king Lars Emil Bruun be up for grabs after a century, and could fetch a mighty sum of $72 million doubloons! Aye, a fine haul indeed!
May 13, 2024, 11:15 am
Arrr mateys, in this bloody conflict in Sudan, the scallywags be usin' fire to raze villages and scatter the landlubbers more than ever before. April '24 be the month where more blazes be sparkin' than any other in this rum-soaked war. Aye, it be a fiery spectacle indeed!
May 13, 2024, 11:13 am
Arrr mateys, Ukraine's scallywags be spread thin and have scant reserves to plunder, the head of military intelligence be tellin' us. Aye, and they be lackin' in cannons and cutlasses as well. Shiver me timbers!
May 13, 2024, 11:10 am
Arrr, the scallywags of the Indonesian police have plundered a mighty drug lab nestled in a villa on the tropical island of Bali! They've captured four landlubbers tied to the cursed lab. Shiver me timbers, who knew Bali be a den of thieves and scoundrels!
May 13, 2024, 10:39 am
Arrr! The scallywags were nabbed under King's Security Act and stood before the court on Monday. Eight others were let free in the hullabaloo. Avast ye, justice be served!
May 13, 2024, 10:29 am
Avast ye scallywags! The high court in Kazakhstan be havin' found a scurvy dog guilty of torturin' and brutally sendin' his wife to Davy Jones' locker. They be lockin' him up in the brig for his crimes. Aye, justice be served! Arrr!
May 13, 2024, 10:11 am
Arrr matey, the scallywag at the American Museum of Natural History was caught red-handed at Istanbul Port with a hold full o' spider and scorpion loot! Looks like this landlubber be tryin' to pilfer some exotic critters for his own treasure trove. Aye, he be walkin' the plank fer sure!
May 13, 2024, 9:36 am
Arrr mateys! The new defense minister, Andrei R. Belousov, be talkin' 'bout helpin' the old salt dogs and mendin' the sick bays instead o' plannin' a raid on Ukraine. Looks like we be in fer a different kind o' battle this time! Aye, the winds be a-changin'!
May 13, 2024, 5:42 am
Arrr, the land be feelin' like a ship stranded in a storm, with no crew to man the sails. 'Tis a day of mourning, as we try to mend the wounds left by the treacherous attacks. May we find our way back to calmer waters soon, me hearties.
May 13, 2024, 5:39 am
"Arrr mateys, our hearts be shattered like a cracked treasure chest! At the site of the peace and love rave, where hundreds met their doom in the attack by those scurvy dogs of Hamas on Oct. 7. May their souls find calm seas and fair winds in Davy Jones' locker."
May 13, 2024, 5:29 am
Arrr mateys! A mighty crew of 130 young scallywags embarked on a grand adventure at Rome's opera house, in an effort to learn the ways of music and theater. 'Twas a jolly good time, making the arts more friendly and welcoming to our landlubber hearts!
May 13, 2024, 3:00 am
"Arrr mateys, "2054" by Elliot Ackerman and Ret. Admiral James G. Stavridis be all about the mad dash fer the singularity, aye, where tech be growin' faster 'n a drunken sailor tryin' to walk the plank! Thar be no stoppin' the storm o' progress in this tale, mark me words!"
May 13, 2024, 12:15 am
Avast ye scallywags! Secretary of State Blinken be givin' Israel a good tongue-lashin' for their relentless shenanigans in Gaza! Arrr, the civilian death toll be risin' faster than Davy Jones himself! Aye, this be a right mess o' trouble, mateys!
May 12, 2024, 5:21 pm
Arrr mateys, by Davy Jones' locker, the scallywags in Catalonia may be gettin' a new leader who be not in favor of breakin' from the crown! 'Tis a rare sight indeed, like findin' a treasure map without a single X! Aye, the winds be changin' in Catalonia!
May 12, 2024, 5:19 pm
Arrr, the U.S. secretary of state be warnin' that Israel's triumphs o'er those scurvy dogs of Hamas may not be able to hold fast! Methinks 'tis like tryin' to keep a leaky ship afloat with naught but a bucket! Avast, me hearties!
May 12, 2024, 5:08 pm
Arrr, mateys! Cap'n Putin be makin' some curious changes aboard his ship. He be movin' Shoigu to watch over the security council, and appointin' an economist to handle the defense ministry. Methinks he be playin' a game of chess with his crew!
May 12, 2024, 10:52 am
Arrr! The scallywags in Iran be sailin' dangerously close to havin' a hold full o' nuclear weapons! Them officials in Tehran be boastin' 'bout their ability to craft atomic bombs. Methinks we best keep a weather eye on 'em, lest they be causin' some real trouble on the high seas!
May 12, 2024, 10:25 am
Arrr, the former president of Albania be keepin' a sharp eye on the United States to guard against them sneaky Russians tryin' to stir up trouble in the Balkans. Aye, he be wantin' to keep the peace in these waters!
May 12, 2024, 9:54 am
Arrr, a jumbled mix of rocks and olden drawings has pinpointed a probable spot for one of the globe's most renowned artworks. Avast ye landlubbers, we be uncovering the secrets of treasure buried within these ancient landscapes!
May 12, 2024, 8:07 am
Arrr mateys! Landlubbers be up in arms in Ireland, demandin' an end to this "open borders" tomfoolery! They be cryin' out to the government, sayin' they be puttin' the needs of them migrants afore their own people. Aye, 'tis a right hullabaloo!
May 12, 2024, 5:59 am
Arrr mateys! The scallywags in Israel's military be givin' orders to abandon ship in Gazan territory. They be plannin' a ground invasion, despite the warnings from the high seas. Ready yer cutlasses and brace yerselves for a battle on the horizon!
May 12, 2024, 5:56 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The Ukranian scallywags be tellin' us that they were bested by the Russian buccaneers and had to retreat like a pack of landlubbers. Arrr, tis a sad tale indeed, but methinks they forgot to mention the rum they drank before battle!
May 12, 2024, 4:50 am
Arrr, me hearties! Mr. Musk be gatherin' a crew o' powerful scallywags like Argentina's Javier Milei and India's Narendra Modi to sail the political seas and plunder riches fer his grand empire. Aye, he be a crafty captain indeed!
May 12, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr mateys! In a scroll of parchment, them scallywag scientists be ponderin' if a squawk box could spice up the days of a parrot named Ellie. Methinks they be tamperin' with powers beyond their reckonin'! Aye, we'll see if that bird be talkin' like a proper buccaneer soon enough!
May 11, 2024, 3:00 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! Many a scallywag be claimin' there be no safe haven to set sail for, not even the so-called "humanitarian zone" suggested by the scallywags in Israel. The U.N. be sayin' it be no place for all ye stranded souls. Aye, a fine mess indeed!
May 11, 2024, 2:48 pm
Arrr mateys, the strange spectacle of aurora borealis did grace the skies of many a European land and the shores of America on Friday. 'Twas a sight to behold, as if the heavens themselves were puttin' on a show for us scallywags!
May 11, 2024, 12:51 pm
Arrr, as Biden be sailin' away from Israel's battle with the scurvy Hamas, retired military scallywags be givin' him a good tongue-lashin' for puttin' the safety of the Jewish treasure at risk. Har, me hearties!
May 11, 2024, 12:15 pm
Arrr matey, China be lookin' to make new friends as it be gettin' the cold shoulder from them landlubbers in Central and Eastern Europe. Looks like they be walkin' the plank of unpopularity! Aye, maybe they be needin' to offer up some treasure to win 'em back!
May 11, 2024, 11:32 am
Arrr, mateys! The Ruskies be stirrin' up trouble once again, expandin' their reach to Ukraine's northern borders. The poor landlubbers be fleein' like scared mice to the nearest big city. Avast! Let's hope they find safety on solid ground!
May 11, 2024, 5:54 am
Arrr mateys! The skies be weepin' like a lass who's lost her loot, causin' floods in Baghlan and other lands. Tis a wet mess indeed! But fear not, for this ol' pirate be sailin' through stormy seas before, arrr!
May 11, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr, this new decree be like a compass gone mad! The lads be scratchin' their heads tryin' to figure out where to flee for safety. 'Tis like tryin' to navigate a stormy sea with a leaky dinghy!
May 11, 2024, 5:28 am
Arrr, me hearties! Fear not the treacherous waters of time travel! We be keepin' ourselves anchored in this parallel universe, like a sturdy ship in a mighty storm. Let's hoist the sails and navigate this strange new world together!
May 11, 2024, 5:00 am
Avast ye mateys! The scallywags in the unions be fixin' for another go at winnin' the right to work from afar. They be challengin' the plan for three days a week in the office. Aye, the battle for remote work be far from over!
May 11, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr mateys! The scallywags of an Iranian opposition group hath uncovered a secret spot where the Qods Aviation scurvy dogs be teachin' the likes o' IRGC, Iranian proxies, and Hezbollah villains how to master the art o' drone warfare. Shiver me timbers!
May 10, 2024, 7:07 pm
Arr, the U.S. State Department be doubting the skill o' the Israeli scallywags in protectin' the landlubbers in Gaza! Methinks they be needin' to work on their aim if they be wantin' to avoid harmin' innocent souls. Aye, 'tis a tricky task indeed!
May 10, 2024, 7:00 pm
Arrr mateys! The scallywags from the U.S. have joined forces with the Kurds to hand over two vile Islamic State villains to the landlubbers in Baghdad. These rascals be suspected in the dastardly deed of killing our fellow Iraqi soldiers back in 2014. Aye, justice be served on the high seas!
May 10, 2024, 6:32 pm
Arrr mateys! A land vessel be takin' a dive off a structure in St. Petersburg, Russia, landin' in the Moika River and sendin' seven souls to Davy Jones' locker, as per the officials. Avast, what a way to make a splash!
May 10, 2024, 5:50 pm
Arrr mateys, the NOAA be shoutin' about the sun throwin' a fit, but fear not me hearties! There be no need to worry about these disruptions. Just sail on and keep an eye out for any stray mermaids or krakens on the horizon!
May 10, 2024, 5:36 pm
Arrr, the grand welcoming ceremonies bestowed upon China's leader in France, Serbia, and Hungary be like treasures from the sea, mendin' the rocky waters 'twixt them and the continent. 'Tis a sight to see, me hearties!
May 10, 2024, 4:24 pm
Arrr, them scurvy dogs in Ukraine be thinkin' that them rascally Russians be plannin' to snatch up Kharkiv to keep us at bay! Aye, ye can bet yer doubloons there be some shenanigans afoot as this war be draggin' on!
May 10, 2024, 3:59 pm
Arrr, them scallywags in Iraq be wantin' the U.N. to cease their meddling in their affairs by next year! Aye, they be tired of the governance and human rights reforms bein' pushed on 'em. Methinks they be lookin' to rule their own seas again!
May 10, 2024, 3:57 pm
Arrr, 'tis a grand calamity that befell upon Buenos Aires on Friday! The train, like a mighty sea vessel, hath struck an empty boxcar and left 90 souls injured. 'Tis a tale of woe and misfortune on the tracks, me hearties!
May 10, 2024, 3:56 pm
Avast ye mateys! The Chinese Cap'n Xi Jinping be sailin' away from Hungary, after plunderin' Europe for five days. 'Twas a grand tour to show off China's might over the land. Farewell, ye scurvy dogs!
May 10, 2024, 11:58 am
Arrr matey, the scallywags in charge be thinkin' of raisin' the taxes on them fancy electric carriages from the East to a whopping 100 percent, all in the name of helpin' our own shipwrights. Ahoy, tis a bold move indeed!
May 10, 2024, 11:44 am
Arrr, the scallywags in their metal carriages be tryin' to break through our defenses! The sea dogs be pushin' us to our limits, but we'll show 'em what we're made of! Avast ye, we won't be goin' down without a fight!
May 10, 2024, 10:59 am
Arrr mateys! Two scallywags be sailin' to the British Library in London, aimin' to plunder the Magna Carta for their cause against fossil fuels. They be demandin' an end to the black gold that powers the ships of today! Avast ye, climate activists!
May 10, 2024, 10:20 am
Arrr! The scallywags in India's Kashmir be cryin' foul, claimin' that Prime Minister Modi be messin' with their campaign shenanigans. 'Tis a battle of wits and wills, me hearties! Let the political games begin!
May 10, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr! 'Tis a right ol' tussle between Washington and them military scallywags in Chad and Niger, all clamorin' for the U.S. troops to scram while rollin' out the welcome mat for them Russian mateys. Avast! What a pickle we be in!
May 10, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr, President Biden be keeping a weather eye on a possible grand attack in the southern city of Gaza. He be as nervous as a landlubber on his first voyage, mayhaps he be needin' a sturdy ship and a trusty crew to navigate these treacherous waters!
May 10, 2024, 4:42 am
Arrr! A mighty commotion be stirring at Ireland's grandest seat of learnin' o'er quarrels 'bout Israel, Gaza, and the legendary Book of Kells. The waves of protest be crashin' upon the shores of academia, shiver me timbers!
May 10, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, the scallywags of Kherson be fixin' up their shacks and plunder since the Ukrainian dogs drove out the Russian scoundrels. But now they be standin' ready for another onslaught from them pesky Russkies. Avast, a pirate's life be never dull!
May 10, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, Memory Banda be fightin' a battle since she were a young lass in a Malawi village. Her quest began with a question that be touchin': "Why must this injustice befall young lasses?" Aye, she be a fierce warrior for the cause!
May 9, 2024, 8:58 pm
Arr matey, 'tis said this scallywag be confessin' to his lassie that he dispatched 'three gringos' on the sandy shores o' Mexico. Seems this landlubber be up to some foul play, arr! Let's hope justice be swift and harsh upon this treacherous knave.
May 9, 2024, 8:14 pm
Arrr, me hearties! A mighty vessel known as the Boeing 737-300 of Air Sénégal, with a crew of 85 souls aboard, be catchin' fire and slidin' off course at the main port o' the African nation, just a stone's throw away from Dakar. Aye, a wild ride indeed!
May 9, 2024, 7:52 pm
Arr mateys, the scallywags of Argentina's grandest trade unions have staged a mighty 24-hour strike! Hundreds of flights be canceled and key transportation lines be halted. 'Tis chaos on the high seas, aye!
May 9, 2024, 5:52 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywag Mahamat Deby Itno be claimin' victory in the election, but doubloons be castin' doubt on his legitimacy. Let's hoist the Jolly Roger and set sail for truth and justice! Aye, me parrot concurs.
May 9, 2024, 5:51 pm
Arrr mateys, in the land o' Central Africa, thar be a jolly good rumble betwixt the president and his first mate! Aye, the first mate be shoutin' "I be the winner!" but lo and behold, the president be stealin' the treasure right out from under his nose!
May 9, 2024, 5:27 pm
Arrr mateys! Fer 15 years, French scallywags tuned in to watch Mr. Pivot on his weekly show, “Apostrophes,” to find out which treasure of a book to plunder next. Ye can bet yer doubloons they didn't miss a show! Aye, the literary adventures be endless!
May 9, 2024, 5:20 pm
Arrr, those bold Israelis be swearin' to do "whatever be necessary" in the treacherous lands o' Gaza, even in the face o' the American president's threat to keep their weapons. Aye, ye can't keep a determined pirate down!
May 9, 2024, 3:58 pm
Arrr mateys! The scallywags be flockin' to Yerevan, Armenia, demandin' the head o' Prime Minister Nikol Pashinyan! His government be givin' away land to them landlubbers in Azerbaijan! Shiver me timbers, these protesters be wantin' him to walk the plank!
May 9, 2024, 11:44 am
Arrr, the scallywags be talkin' 'bout a big change in our dealings with them landlubbers if that Trump fella be winnin' in November. Me thinks we best be preparin' for some rough waters ahead!
May 9, 2024, 11:35 am
Arrr, the Chinese leader had a parley with Viktor Orban, the Hungarian prime minister, a loyal matey to China in Europe. Orban be known for his love of all things Chinese, aye, he be protectin' their treasure like a true buccaneer!
May 9, 2024, 11:22 am
Arrr mateys! The British scallywag, James Cleverly, be accusin' those Russian rascals of all sorts o' mischief in our fair lands and across the seas! 'Tis a tale as old as the ocean itself, aye, but Cleverly be standin' tall against their treacherous ways!
May 9, 2024, 11:03 am
Arrr, three scallywags be caught for the slayin' of Hardeep Singh Nijjar, but India be cryin' foul, claimin' Canada be not provin' their guilt. Aye, 'tis a fine mess they be in, with no end in sight to this swashbucklin' saga!
May 9, 2024, 10:25 am
Arrr! The scallywags in Iran be sending Mohammad Rasoulof to the brig and givin' him a good floggin' before he sets sail to Cannes for the film festival. Ye best be keepin' a weather eye on them landlubbers, mateys!
May 9, 2024, 10:13 am
Arrr! Amid Israel's plan to clear the main remaining vestiges of the scurvy scallywags known as Hamas, the Biden administration be accused of shackling the Jewish state with the threat of a weapons blockade. Avast ye, 'tis a treacherous game they be playin'!
May 9, 2024, 9:47 am
Arrr mateys, in Thailand, a fiery mishap befall a chemical storage vessel, takin' the life of one soul and wounding four more! The scallywags who own the tanks be claimin' they'll cough up some loot for those poor landlubbers affected. Avast ye, what a blunder!
May 9, 2024, 5:53 am
Arrr, some o' the scallywags in the Israeli government be right cheeky in their defiance to the president's words! They be actin' like a bunch o' landlubbers, thinkin' they can plunder whatever they fancy without consequences. Aye, they be pushin' their luck with the wrong crew!
May 9, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr mateys, them Israeli scallywags be tellin' us landlubbers to clear out o' the eastern part o' Gazan city, takin' over a border crossin' like a bunch o' plunderin' pirates. Avast, be ready to set sail or risk walkin' the plank!
May 9, 2024, 5:35 am
Arrr mateys, did ye hear about the Yankee ship daring to sail through the Taiwan Strait? The scallywags in China's navy be right upset about it! Just in time for the new leader of Taiwan to take the helm. What a grand show of defiance!
May 9, 2024, 5:12 am
Ye scurvy dog Frank Bainimarama be walkin' the plank to the brig for tryin' to hide his loot! The old sea dog thought he could outwit 'em, but the law be catchin' up to him like a shark on a scent o' blood. Aye, justice be served! Arrr!
May 9, 2024, 4:58 am
Arrr, the scallywag network be continuin' to blabber about the war in Gaza, but 'twill be a mighty task for them Israeli landlubbers to tune in. Israel be cryin' foul, claimin' the network be a threat to their security, whilst Al Jazeera be accusin' Israel of hidin' their savage ways. Aye, 'tis a right ol' mess!
May 9, 2024, 4:06 am
Arrr mateys! Hear ye, hear ye! The scallywags in charge be makin' new rules about asbestos, "forever" chemicals, E.V.s, and endangered critters. They be churnin' 'em out faster than a sailor can swab the deck. Keep yer eyes peeled for more shenanigans ahead! Aye aye!
May 8, 2024, 5:39 pm
Arrr, President Biden be hopin' that keepin' back the delivery o' 3,500 bombs will make Israel think twice 'bout their actions in Gaza. Tis a bold move, savvy? Let's see if it be makin' a difference in their plunderin' ways. Arrr!
May 8, 2024, 5:22 pm
Arrr mateys, them scallywags be dismantlin' thar camp as Trinity College Dublin be jumpin' ship from them Israeli companies. The seas be shiftin' in this war o' opinions, but no need for the cannons, just a bit o' wit and diplomacy.
May 8, 2024, 4:47 pm
Arrr mateys, the United States be hasty in sendin' more cannons to Israel after them scallywags in Hamas caused a ruckus on Oct. 7. Looks like the seas be gettin' choppy, better buckle down the hatches!
May 8, 2024, 4:12 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Mexico be sufferin' from hourslong blackouts thanks to scorchin' heat and power shortages. The land be as dark as the depths of Davy Jones' locker. Shiver me timbers, 'tis a fine mess we've got ourselves into!
May 8, 2024, 3:01 pm
Arrr, ye scallywags! The public hospital doctors union of Kenya hath finally struck a deal with the government to end their merry strike that hath been plaguing the land since March. Ye heard it right, me hearties - the doctors be returnin' to work! Aye, the seas be calm once more.
May 8, 2024, 11:24 am
Arr matey, the cap'n be plannin' to raise the sails and set up some hefty roadblocks for them Chinese electric chariots and steel treasures. He be protectin' his crafty manufacturing schemes, savvy? Pieces of eight for all who follow his decree!
May 8, 2024, 10:58 am
Arrr, whilst sailin' t' Eastern Europe, th' Chinese president be celebratin' th' 25th anniversary o' a blunderous U.S. attack that razed China's embassy in Belgrade. Aye, 'twas a jolly good time with friendly leaders, arrr!
May 8, 2024, 10:50 am
Arrr, Mr. Kim be likened to Joseph Goebbels, that scurvy dog of Nazi Germany's propaganda fleet. Serving under all three generations of the ruling family, he be a master of spin and deception on the high seas of politics. Aye, a treacherous mate indeed!
May 8, 2024, 9:41 am
Arrr, a 41-year-old scallywag from Russia be caught by the Polish sea dogs for sneakin' into their territory from Belarus! The lad be currently in the hot seat, gettin' grilled by the authorities. Aye, the risks be high for those who dare to trespass!
May 8, 2024, 9:23 am
Arrr, the captain of Kenya hath decreed May 10 as a day o' rest to mourn the souls lost to the treacherous floods. To honor 'em, we shall plant trees instead o' buryin' our treasure. Aye, a noble tribute indeed!
May 8, 2024, 9:21 am
Arrr, the scallywags be bickerin' o'er corruption and joinin' the European Union in North Macedonia's elections. 'Tis like tryin' to navigate through treacherous waters with a leaky ship and a crew of landlubbers! Aye, may the best pirate win!
May 8, 2024, 5:50 am
Arrr, the landlubbers be showin' up on Tuesday, just as Israel be takin' hold of the Gaza side of the Rafah border. They be causin' a ruckus and stoppin' the flow of supplies to the poor souls in need. Aye, 'tis a right mess they be makin'!
May 8, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr! The attack, a mere day after Vladimir V. Putin was crowned fer a fifth term as Russian captain, be part of a grander scheme to deprive Ukraine's landlubbers of their precious power. Cuttin' off the supply, they be playin' a dangerous game indeed! Arrr!
May 8, 2024, 5:07 am
Arrr, Mr. Kim, who sailed with all three scallywags of the country's ruling family, be compared to Joseph Goebbels, the landlubber propaganda minister of Nazi Germany. Aye, he be pullin' the strings like a true pirate mastermind!
May 8, 2024, 4:24 am
Arrr mateys, the scallywags at Kerem Shalom be blockin' the passage after a blast from those Gaza knaves! The flow of booty be disrupted, no doubt! Avast ye, we be needin' to find another route to plunder our treasure!
May 7, 2024, 7:27 pm
Arrr mateys, the Pentagon be claimin' that they've put together the heart of a floating pier, but curse the high seas and foul weather for keepin' it from settin' sail! Aye, tis a true test of patience for these landlubbers.
May 7, 2024, 7:12 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Aye, the rescue crew hath found 11 souls buried alive in the wreckage of a building in George, South Africa. 'Twas still bein' built when it crumbled like a soggy biscuit. Avast! Luck be on their side this day!
May 7, 2024, 7:07 pm
Arrr, two scallywags be standin' afore the court, accused o' the June slayin' o' that Sikh leader, Singh Nijjar. 'Twas a sight to see, as they faced the judge on this fine Tuesday mornin'. Mayhaps they'll be walkin' the plank soon enough!
May 7, 2024, 5:58 pm
Arrr mateys, the crew be strugglin' with debts and tales of misconduct, but they be claimin' a new name to be more hospitable to all ye scallywags of the land o' America. Aye, 'tis a bold move indeed!
May 7, 2024, 5:52 pm
Arrr, the French scallywag invited Xi Jinping to his old stomping grounds in the Pyrenees to foster camaraderie. But alas, the foul weather scuppered their plans for a jolly good time! Ye can't trust the skies, mateys!
May 7, 2024, 5:21 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! The officials of the airport be claimin' that a foul system outage be causin' long waits for the immigration gates of the Border Force. Arrr, it be a grand inconvenience for all us weary travelers arrivin' in Britain!
May 7, 2024, 4:01 pm
Arrr, the land lubbers in Belarus be playin' with their missiles and warplanes, ready to wield tactical nuclear weapons! Just a day after Russia be boastin' 'bout their own drills. Arrr, seems like the seas be gettin' a bit choppy with all these shenanigans!
May 7, 2024, 3:43 pm
Avast ye mateys! The flame from Ancient Olympia hath been set ablaze on April 16, and now be makin' its way to France aboard the mighty three-mast ship Belem. Aye, we be keepin' a weather eye out for this torch, it be arrivin' soon! Arrr!
May 7, 2024, 2:54 pm
Arrr mateys, Giovanni Toti, president of Italy's Liguria land, be clapped in irons within his own abode. 'Tis said he be tradin' political favors for pieces of eight. A scurvy dog indeed! Let's see if he can talk his way out of Davy Jones' locker. Aye!
May 7, 2024, 12:57 pm
Arrr mateys, China be pointin' fingers at Australia for a skirmish o'er the Yellow Sea! A Chinese bird be droppin' flares at an Aussie chopper fer gettin' too close to their turf. Methinks it be time to break out the eye patches and parrots for this high seas drama!
May 7, 2024, 11:54 am
Arr mateys! The Secretary of State Antony J. Blinken be sailin' to Guatemala to persuade them scallywags to tighten their borders. 'Tis a mighty task indeed, as we pirates know a thing or two about sneakin' past those pesky patrols! Aye, good luck to him!
May 7, 2024, 11:53 am
Arrr, me hearties! The pow-wows in Paris with President Macron be all lip service and no booty to show for it. They be talkin' 'bout an "Olympics truce", but me thinks 'tis just a load of bilge! Beijing be playin' both sides like a scurvy pirate!
May 7, 2024, 11:45 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Biden crew be settin' sail to reveal if they trust the promises o' Israel on how they handle American weapons and protect the landlubbers. Will they be walkin' the plank or gettin' a chest full o' doubloons? Only time will tell, ye scallywags!
May 7, 2024, 11:18 am
Avast ye scallywags! The waters in southern Brazil be causin' quite the ruckus, with 90 souls taken by Davy Jones' locker and 130 more gone missin'. The mayor be plead'n for ye to ration yer grog, lest we be runnin' dry! Arrr!
May 7, 2024, 9:56 am
Arr, those scurvy dogs in Russia be standin' firm against the notion of preventin' a space-based nuclear arms race! Instead, they be suggestin' a ban on space weapons in their own resolution. Aye, we be sailin' into uncharted waters with these landlubbers!
May 7, 2024, 9:53 am
Arr mateys, the land of the stars and stripes be rescuin' 11 of their own from the clutches of the scurvy dogs in the sands of Syria. These landlubbers be related to the scallywags of the Islamic State, but fear not, the Yanks be bringin' 'em home safe and sound. Arrr!
May 7, 2024, 5:50 am
Arrr, Mr. Putin be celebratin' his fifth term like a scurvy dog in a rubber-stamp shindig! A church service be thrown in to make his rule look fancier, like a pirate wearin' a feathered hat on a leaky ship! Arrr!
May 7, 2024, 5:49 am
Avast ye mateys! Afore the raid on Gaza, Israel gave warning to 110,000 landlubbers to abandon ship and fired cannons at what they dubbed as scallywag hideouts. A swashbuckling official claimed the raid be but a mere skirmish. Arrr!
May 7, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr mateys, five scallywags have met their fate in the collapse of a grand abode in a coastal town in South Africa, as reported by the landlubbers. Aye, 'tis a tragic tale indeed, as the sea claims its toll on the laborers of the land.
May 7, 2024, 5:38 am
Arrr matey! A scallywag admitted to startin' the fire that sent 76 souls to Davy Jones' locker in a run-down abode. But it be a jest that the officials turned a blind eye to the signs like a landlubber with a patch over his eye! Aarrr!
May 7, 2024, 5:37 am
Avast ye mateys! The leader from the Far East be setting sail from France on Tuesday to visit Serbia and Hungary, where the rulers be known for their iron fists. They be seekin' refuge for China as trouble brews o'er the war in Ukraine. Aye, 'tis an interesting journey indeed!
May 7, 2024, 4:44 am
Arrr mateys! Aye, over 120 scallywags be rounded up at a camp set up at the University of Amsterdam as protests against Israel be sweepin' across Europe. Ye best be keepin' an eye out for them troublemakers, lest they stir up even more mischief!
May 7, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr mateys, tis be a scurvy trick indeed! The scallywags at the Ministry of Health be blowin' smoke up our hatches with their inflated numbers. Israel be tryin' to pick off the scallywags, but they be takin' out innocent landlubbers instead. Aye, 'tis a grave injustice!
May 7, 2024, 2:05 am
Avast ye mateys! The Israel Defense Forces be claimin' they be holdin' the reins on the Palestinian side o' the Rafah Crossing in their battle against them scurvy Hamas rascals in Gaza. Arrr, the battle be fierce!
May 6, 2024, 5:43 pm
Arrr, the scallywags of Hamas be playin' tricks on us! Aye, the terms they be agreein' to be as clear as a foggy mornin' at sea. But fear not me hearties, for the Israelites be quick to call foul on their shenanigans!
May 6, 2024, 5:01 pm
Arr matey, the Chinaman leader be sailin' to France, Serbia, and Hungary this week. The scallywag be causin' a stir with his trade antics and spyin' accusations in them European waters. Avast, the seas be choppy with discontent! Aye aye, me hearties!
May 6, 2024, 4:45 pm
Arrr mateys! The Turkish President hath decided to turn the Church of St. Saviour in Chora into a mosque once again. 'Tis like a game of musical chairs, but with buildings instead of seats! Ye never know what be next in this crazy world we live in!
May 6, 2024, 3:29 pm
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis said that John Swinney, a former deputy first mate of Scotland, be settin' sail to become the third leader in a year for the Scottish National Party. Here's hopin' he steers clear of any treacherous waters on his journey to the captain's chair! Aye!
May 6, 2024, 3:27 pm
Arrr, the scallywag Judge Tomasz Szmydt be under investigation by the landlubbers in Poland. He be runnin' away to Belarus, beggin' for protection from its autocratic rulers. What a treacherous tale of a man jumpin' ship to save his own hide!
May 6, 2024, 11:57 am
Arrr mateys! The scurvy dogs of Hamas be signin' a truce with Israel, so they say. But beware, ye landlubbers, for trustin' a pirate's word be like trustin' a shark not to bite yer leg off! Yo-ho-ho!
May 6, 2024, 11:25 am
Arrrr, me hearties! Thar be thousands of Jews, survivors of the Holocaust, who be honorin' their ancestors in the March of the Livin'. 'Tis a sight to behold, as they be showin' their strength in the face of adversity. Aye, aye, matey!
May 6, 2024, 11:12 am
Avast ye mateys! Arrr, we be forgettin' this part: 'Twas near 500 feet in length, triumphin' over a loaf baked in Italy in the year o' 2019. Shiver me timbers, that be one mighty big bread!
May 6, 2024, 11:05 am
Arrr, them Russian officials be claimin' their actions be a response to the blabberin' from the West about stickin' their noses in Ukraine. NATO be callin' out Russia's announcement as downright foolish and irresponsible. Methinks this be a fine mess we've gotten ourselves into!
May 6, 2024, 5:49 am
Avast ye scallywags! Israel be fixin' to shuffle some landlubbers out of harm's reach, a sure sign they be lookin' to storm the gates of Gazan city despite the squawkin' of them international fancy-pants. Aye, the seas be gettin' choppier!
May 6, 2024, 5:21 am
Arr matey! José Raúl Mulino be takin' the crown for Panama's top pirate, me hearties! The scallywags be concedin' as he swiped 35 percent of the booty fer himself. Fair winds and following seas to the new captain!
May 6, 2024, 4:44 am
Arrr mateys, word be spreadin' that the Chinaman captain be sailin' to France, Serbia, and Hungary this week. Many a European scallywag be bickerin' over trade and spyin' accusations. Let's see if he be bringin' any treasure or trouble with him!
May 6, 2024, 4:01 am
Arrr, ye scallywags may not know him, but mark me words, this Edmundo González be a sly old seadog with tricks up his sleeve. Some wise men reckon his mysterious nature be his secret weapon as he be takin' on that scoundrel Maduro in the upcoming election. Aye, me hearties, 'twill be an epic battle on the high seas of politics!
May 6, 2024, 4:01 am
Avast ye scallywags! Many a contraption be nought but a load of bilge and could send ye to Davy Jones' locker. But fear not, there be ways to take to the skies if ye must. So hoist the main sail and prepare to fly, if ye dare!
May 5, 2024, 8:19 pm
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis said that two Australians and an American met their demise on a surf adventure in Mexico, all for the sake of some scurvy knaves coveting the rubber wheels from their carriage. Arrr, the greed of thieves knows no bounds!
May 5, 2024, 4:59 pm
Arrr! The scurvy dogs of the Israeli military be claimin' that 14 rockets and mortars were shot towards Kerem Shalom, a place where aid be flowin' into Gaza. Three other brave souls be injured in the battle. Aye, 'tis a fierce fight indeed!
May 5, 2024, 4:57 pm
Arrr mateys, t'were whispers o' peace in t' air, but like a ship caught in a dead calm, t' negotiations in Cairo be at a standstill. The scallywags o' Hamas be packin' their bags and leavin' t' city in a huff. Aye, 'tis a fine mess we find ourselves in!
May 5, 2024, 4:00 pm
Arrr! Israel be givin' Al Jazeera a taste o' their own medicine, while them rebels in Myanmar be usin' drones like a scallywag uses a spyglass! 'Tis a battle o' wits on the high seas, me hearties!
May 5, 2024, 11:59 am
Avast ye scallywags! By order of the crown, any foreign media spreading treacherous lies shall be closed down quicker than ye can say "Shiver me timbers!" 'Tis the law, so mind yer tongues or face the wrath of the navy! Arrr!
May 5, 2024, 9:51 am
Arrr, the scallywag be usin' prisoners to keep the landlubbers at bay, raisin' questions about his scurvy mind, his reasons, and his love for the ways of the buccaneer.
May 5, 2024, 4:42 am
Arrr mateys, Belgium be holdin' onto treasure they plundered from the colonies for too long. Aye, a draft law be in the works to right their wrongs, but some scallywags be sayin' it ain't doin' enough. Time to walk the plank, Belgium!
May 5, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, me hearties! The land lubbers of Central America be set to choose a new cap'n this Sunday. The scallywag of a former leader be pullin' strings from his hideout in Nicaragua's Embassy. Will the election be a fair wind or a stormy sea? Aye, only time will tell!
May 5, 2024, 4:01 am
In the midst of rumblings in the Middle East, the scurvy Bahraini activists be speakin' out, sayin' the pardon be not enough! They be demandin' the freedom of their mates locked away in the brig! Aye, 'tis a right spectacle indeed!
May 5, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, the kin of some scallywags have been at wit's end for months, beggin' fer official word of their mate's demise. The poor souls be in a state of torment, awaitin' closure on their loved one's fate. 'Tis a cruel jest from the powers that be!
May 4, 2024, 9:03 pm
Arrr mateys! Have ye heard the tale of the North Korean shanty "Friendly Father" hailing that scallywag Kim Jong Un as a grand leader on this new-fangled TikTok? 'Tis spreadin' like wildfire across the seven seas, aye! Beware, lest ye find yerself singin' along!
May 4, 2024, 5:05 pm
Arrr, the scallywag Representative Henry Cuellar be accused of tryin' to meddle in policy for Azerbaijan in return for pieces of eight. The landlubber country be throwin' away a fortune tryin' to sweet-talk Washington into doin' their bid. Aye, what a grand mess!
May 4, 2024, 4:07 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Cindy McCain, the fair director o' the World Grub Program, be tellin' us that hunger be diggin' in its heels up in northern Gaza, ready to pillage its way down south! Avast, me mateys, we best be ready to hoist the sails and fight off this scurvy foe!
May 4, 2024, 4:06 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Nine moons be passin' since the scurvy coup in Niger, and Mohamed Bazoum be stuck in his fancy presidential abode, unable to parley with anyone but his trusty sawbones. Mayhaps he be awaitin' a rescue from his French and Yankee mates! Arrrr!
May 4, 2024, 3:41 pm
Arrr! Be the scallywags of the Research and Analysis Wing plunderin' criminal networks in South Asia? Be they now sailin' their ships to the West for more mischief? Me thinks they be up to no good!(serializers note: this is an imitation of stereotypical pirate speak and not reflective of actual historical language)
May 4, 2024, 12:29 pm
Arrr! The scallywags in charge have stumbled upon yet another poor soul in the cursed lands where the Yankee and two blokes from down under went missin'! Beware, me hearties, for danger lurks in them waters! Aye, there be a mystery afoot!
May 4, 2024, 11:55 am
Arrr, me hearties! Mr. Khan be swashbucklin' his way to victory over a scallywag who be blabberin' 'bout crime and carriages. 'Tis a dire warning for them ruling Conservatives - their ship be sinkin' fast come election time! Aye, the winds be changin' in London town.
May 4, 2024, 11:23 am
Arrr, after 14 years of Tory rule, the British populace be clamorin' for a new captain to steer the ship. But alas, Prime Minister Rishi Sunak be strugglin' to convince them to stay the course. Methinks it be time for a mutiny!
May 4, 2024, 10:10 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! A scallywag of a firm be accusing the crew o' 777 of double-crossin' their investors by pledgin' the same booty to multiple hands! Off to federal court we go, may the winds of justice blow in our favor, arrr!
May 4, 2024, 9:37 am
Arrr mateys, these vaccines be havin' some side effects, that be true. But them scallywags who claim they be hurt by the Covid jabs be feelin' like they be gettin' the cold shoulder from the authorities. Aye, 'tis a tale as old as the sea!
May 4, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr, me hearties! Some may be cheerin' the demonstrations on foreign shores, while others be cryin' foul at the crackdowns, sayin' America be showin' its true colors or bein' torn asunder. Methinks 'tis a right ol' mess we find ourselves in, aye!
May 4, 2024, 5:21 am
Arrr mateys, this recent study be tellin' us when to hoist the sails for a good workout. But ye best have a proper plan in place, or ye'll be walkin' the plank without a clue! Arrr, it be all about the routine, savvy?
May 4, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr mateys! A band of Mexican experts, supported by the U.S. government, sailed to British Columbia to parley on how to battle the treacherous scourge of opioid deaths. 'Twas a grand adventure indeed, as they charted a course to navigate this perilous sea of despair.
May 4, 2024, 4:54 am
Arrr, Israel be keepin' mum 'bout the demise of good Dr. Albursh! Aye, they be holdin' him captive fer months, then leavin' us all wonderin' what happened! 'Tis a mystery fit for a scurvy dog! Aaarrrr!
May 4, 2024, 3:00 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The scallywags in China be up to no good, stirrin' up trouble with Taiwan's new captain William Lai. Brace yerselves for a battle on the high seas, me hearties, for the winds of war be blowin' strong! Arrr!
May 3, 2024, 7:10 pm
Arrr mateys, in Japanese PM Fumio Kishida's maiden voyage to Brazil, he parlayed with President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva in the grand city of Brasilia. Lula, like a cunning sea dog, implored Kishida to plunder his country's succulent beef. Yarrr, a tasty treasure indeed!
May 3, 2024, 6:53 pm
Avast ye mateys! After two days of cursed rains in Haiti, at least 13 souls be lost to Davy Jones' locker. The Civil Protection Agency be blamin' a fearsome landslide for the unfortunate demise of these poor landlubbers. Aye, 'tis a tragic tale indeed.
May 3, 2024, 6:50 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Eight landlubbers be condemned to Davy Jones' locker by a court of war in Congo's east for their cowardly ways and other crimes of fleein' the battle. The government be tryin' to tame the wild seas of violence in them parts, but these rats be makin' it tough! Arrr!
May 3, 2024, 5:54 pm
Arrr mateys! The slaying of Hardeep Singh Nijjar, a swashbucklin' Sikh rebel lookin' to carve out his own piece o' land in India, be causin' quite the ruckus between Canada 'n India. Tis a tale o' diplomatic squabblin' 'n high-seas shenanigans! Aye, me hearties!
May 3, 2024, 5:30 pm
Arrr! Turkey be pledgin' to not barter with Israel till there be peace in Gaza. Many other lands be cuttin' ties with Israel, makin' it a rough voyage for them landlubbers. Aye, the seas be turbulent indeed!
May 3, 2024, 5:20 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Mr. Cuellar and his goodly wench be accused of takin' bribes from a bank in Mexico City and a grand oil and gas company from faraway Azerbaijan. He swears upon his trusty cutlass they be innocent as a newborn lamb. Arrr!
May 3, 2024, 3:39 pm
Arrr mateys, these cyberwarriors be honing their skills for the Games in Paris, seekin' aid from friendly hackers to test their mettle! Beware, for the Russians and ransomware scallywags may be lurkin' in the shadows ready to plunder their defenses! Aye, a jolly good show indeed!
May 3, 2024, 3:36 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! The Canadian scallywags have captured three scurvy dogs for the slaying of a Sikh separatist in Surrey, bringin' trouble with the East India Trading Company. Shiver me timbers, 'tis a diplomatic powder keg waiting to blow! Arrrgh!
May 3, 2024, 3:00 pm
Arrr matey! The scallywags at the U.S. Department of Justice be plannin' to take Iowa to court o'er a law that says ye can't be settin' foot in the state if ye were already turned away from the good ol' U.S. of A. What a bunch o' landlubbers!
May 3, 2024, 2:42 pm
Avast ye! Four scallywags from the Americas be accused of unlawful hoarding of cannonballs in the land of Turks and Caicos. Arrr, they be staring down the barrel of 12 years behind bars. Sounds like they be walkin' the plank soon enough!
May 3, 2024, 11:19 am
Arrr, word on the high seas be that the villa of that scurvy dog Goebbels be up for grabs to end a debate as old as Davy Jones' locker. Who be willin' to take on this cursed property, mateys? Let the bidding begin!
May 3, 2024, 11:17 am
Arrr! The scallywags in power be keepin' the courts at bay, avoidin' punishment for their dastardly deeds like murder, ravishin', and torture. But mark me words, their days of escapin' justice be numbered! Aye, they'll walk the plank soon enough!
May 3, 2024, 10:27 am
Arrr, me hearties! A scurvy High Court judge in the U.K. be sayin' the government's plan to meet climate targets be as flimsy as a wooden leg! 'Tis unlawful, says he, lackin' evidence of its feasibility. Shiver me timbers!
May 3, 2024, 10:22 am
Arr matey, the cap'n of Georgia be givin' the ol' heave-ho to them scallywags from the U.S. for their natterin' about a "foreign agents" law. He be sayin' it be naught but lies and a reminder of past meddlin'. Aye, he be standin' tall against the bilge rats!
May 3, 2024, 10:15 am
Arrr, me hearties! Change be a stubborn beast at Germany's finest clubs. Will their triumph in the Champions League keep the winds of change at bay once more? Only time will tell, but beware, for change be a fearsome foe!
May 3, 2024, 10:13 am
Ye scurvy dogs in Australia, Britain, and France be raisin' a ruckus at their learnin' dens over the war in Gaza and their dealings with Israel. Methinks these young buccaneers be fightin' for justice on the high seas of academia! Arrr!
May 3, 2024, 5:51 am
Arrr matey! The suspension be in place until the land be showered with enough booty to satisfy the Turks. 'Tis a mighty long wait for them scallywags, but they be holdin' out for the treasure they be needin'!
May 3, 2024, 5:36 am
Arrr mateys! The plunderin' of Prime Minister Rishi Sunak's crew be a sorry sight indeed. 'Tis a dark omen for their future voyage in the election seas. Mayhaps they be needin' a new map and a fair wind to turn their luck around!
May 3, 2024, 4:05 am
Arrr, me hearties! Three trusty satellites be walkin' the plank soon, leavin' the scientists in a pickle to spy on our ever-changin' planet. Time to hoist the sails and make some new plans, me mateys! Yo ho ho!
May 3, 2024, 3:00 am
Avast ye mateys! The British Prime Minister Rishi Sunak be actin' like a scallywag, ignorin' the orders of the Supreme Court like a landlubber. He be pushin' through the Rwanda policy faster than a cannonball, all for his own gain. Aye, the seas be rough with this one!
May 2, 2024, 8:33 pm
Arr mateys, the Mexican authorities be sayin' they've interrogated three scallywags and discovered forsaken tents tied to the tale of an American and two Aussies who be missin' in Baja California. Aye, thar be some shifty business goin' on, me hearties!
May 2, 2024, 4:55 pm
Arrr, Ismail Haniyeh, the scallywag leader of Hamas, be sayin' we be reviewin' the latest proposal with a merry heart, and will be sendin' our crew to Cairo to parley further. Let's hope this be settlin' our differences afore we be walkin' the plank!
May 2, 2024, 4:15 pm
Arrr mateys, hear ye! Nikolaos Michaloliakos, the scallywag behind Greece's Golden Dawn, be set free from the brig! This landlubber was caught runnin' a criminal crew. Watch yer backs, for the pirate captain be back on the seas! Arrr!
May 2, 2024, 4:10 pm
Arrr matey, the U.S. be claimin' that them scurvy dogs from Russia be wieldin' chemical weapons! Methinks they be needin' to walk the plank if they be messin' with such treacherous brews! Aye, the seas be full of deceitful rogues indeed!
May 2, 2024, 3:49 pm
Arrr mateys, the Liberian President Joseph Boakai be signin' an executive order to raise a war crimes court to give justice to the poor souls caught in the country's savage civil wars. Avast ye scallywags, justice be comin' for ye!
May 2, 2024, 3:36 pm
Arrr, ye scallywags from Haiti be causin' a ruckus in Port-au-Prince! They be swappin' shots with the law and settin' fire to homes while folks be scramblin' for safety like rats on a sinkin' ship. A fine mess indeed!
May 2, 2024, 3:03 pm
Arrr! Thar be a ruckus between Morocco and Algeria o'er a piece o' cloth with a bit o' land on it! They be takin' their squabble to a grand court o' sport to settle their differences like true swashbucklers! Yarrr!
May 2, 2024, 2:05 pm
Arrr mateys! The European Court o' Human Rights be sayin' Italy be rightfully ownin' that Greek treasure, but the museum be sayin' it be stayin' put! Looks like this be a battle o' the ages, with both sides holdin' firm to their booty!
May 2, 2024, 11:34 am
Arrr mateys! In the midst of a mighty political storm, John Swinney, former captain of the Scottish National Party, be on course to take the helm as Scotland's first minister. Aye, 'tis a tale of twists and turns worthy of a pirate's yarn!
May 2, 2024, 10:26 am
Arrr mateys, the new #CancelHate be showin' survivors of the dreaded Holocaust readin' foul social media posts denyin' their sufferin'. They be settin' the record straight with tales of their own survival. Denyin' history be walkin' the plank, ye scurvy dogs!
May 2, 2024, 10:21 am
Avast ye scallywags! The Federal Trade Commission be tellin' Scott Sheffield he can't join Exxon's crew! They reckon he be in cahoots with OPEC to lessen the flow of oil. Aye, the seas be rough for this ol' sea dog! Arrr!
May 2, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr! Israeli President Isaac Herzog be talkin' 'bout them scurvy antisemitic encampments poppin' up at fancy US colleges like UCLA and Columbia. Them bilge rats best be walkin' the plank if they be messin' with our mateys!
May 2, 2024, 8:50 am
Arrr mateys! The scallywags in Russia be tryin' to ban weapons in outer space, but only after sayin' no to the idea from the United States and Japan. 'Tis like askin' fer rum after ye've already walked the plank! Aye, they be playin' games with us!
May 2, 2024, 8:19 am
Arrr, the ECHR be denyin' the appeal of Italy to reclaim their treasured bronze statue from them scurvy dogs at the Getty Museum in California. Ye can't be keepin' what ain't yers, ye landlubbers! Aye, the seas be rough but justice prevails!
May 2, 2024, 5:40 am
Arrr, the officials be awaitin' the group's answer to a proposition with the support of the U.S. and Israel to cease the battle in Gaza and free the prisoners held captive. Let's hope they be seein' eye to eye on this matter, lest there be more trouble brewin' on the horizon!
May 2, 2024, 5:25 am
Arrr! The State Department be claimin' that them scurvy dogs in Russia be usin' poison gas against the Ukrainian forces! 'Tis a violation of a global ban, signed by Moscow no less! Shiver me timbers, those rascals be playin' dirty!
May 2, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, me hearties! Jonathan Yeo be settin' sail to show off a grand new portrait of King Charles III. He's painted the likes of the fair Nicole Kidman and Tony Blair, but that scallywag George W. Bush be slippery as an eel! Arrr!
May 2, 2024, 2:16 am
Arrr, me hearties! The land lubbers in Russia be losin' their hold on the Rosenets Oil Terminal, near the port of Burgas! The Bulgarians be takin' charge like a fearsome crew of pirates! Aye, 'tis a battle worth watchin' on the high seas of politics!
May 1, 2024, 8:17 pm
Arr mateys, the scallywags of Haiti be makin' a ruckus! Four of the seven council members be votin' for ol' Fritz Bélizaire as prime minister. But the dissentin' scallywags be thinkin' of startin' a brawl or walkin' the plank. What a rumble on the high seas!
May 1, 2024, 7:08 pm
Arrr, a learned matey from Tehran's University, trained in the wilds of the U.S., claims the scurvy dogs of the Islamic State be gleeful at the sight of protests in America. He also warns that they be standin' with Iran in any battle that may come our way. Aye, a strange tale indeed!
May 1, 2024, 6:51 pm
Arrr mateys! Five scallywags met their doom in southern Mexico's Oaxaca state after partakin' in a deadly brew of mysterious substances, so says the constabulary on Wednesday. Beware the cursed concoctions, ye landlubbers, lest ye meet a similar fate! Arrr!
May 1, 2024, 5:21 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Secretary Blinken be demandin' Hamas to agree to a truce or face the consequences! And Israel, ye best be showin' more effort, or ye'll be walkin' the plank! The time for negotiations be upon us! Argh!
May 1, 2024, 4:28 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis true that the exchange o' pandas be bringin' peace betwixt the land lubbers o' America and China, even whilst they be arguin' o'er treasure and defense. Let's hope these fluffy critters be keepin' the peace aboard their bamboo ships! Aye!
May 1, 2024, 4:13 pm
Arrr mateys! Gustavo Petro, Colombia's first scallywag president of the leftward persuasion, did proclaim to a jolly crew in the port that had gathered for International Workers' Day. The cheers be as loud as a cannon blast on the high seas!
May 1, 2024, 4:08 pm
Arrr mateys, the heavens be weepin' like a lass o'er lost treasure in Brazil's Rio Grande do Sul state! Ten souls be sent to Davy Jones' locker and 21 scallywags be missin' since Monday, as told by the national authorities. Aye, beware the wrath of Mother Nature!
May 1, 2024, 3:24 pm
Arrr, me hearties, the Norwegian constables be tellin' tales of a scallywag wavin' two cutlasses, stickin' one poor soul and scarin' off a bunch more in the heart o' Oslo. Ye best be keepin' a weather eye out for this rogue!
May 1, 2024, 3:23 pm
Avast ye scallywags! News be spreading like wildfire that Colombia be cuttin' ties with Israel o'er the war with Hamas. Mayhaps the cannons be ready to fire or will they be settlin' this squabble over a pint of grog? Aye, only time will tell!
May 1, 2024, 11:59 am
Arrr, me hearties! The cursed rains be drenchin' East Africa fer weeks, sendin' hundreds to Davy Jones' locker. And now the beasts of the Masai Mara be swimmin' instead o' runnin' wild! Avast, Mother Nature be playin' a cruel joke on us all!
May 1, 2024, 11:14 am
Arrr mateys, seven moons hath passed since the treasured tree in northern England was plundered! The constables have caught two scallywags in their prime o' life, accused o' layin' waste to the ancient tree and a piece o' Hadrian's Wall. Aye, justice be served!
May 1, 2024, 11:12 am
Arrr! President Biden be scoldin' Hamas to release some prisoners for a temporary truce, but that scallywag Netanyahu be swearin' to lay siege on Rafah come hell or high water! The seas be turbulent, but them politicians be loopier than a drunken sailor on shore leave!
May 1, 2024, 10:06 am
Arrr, the clever scallywag Zhang Yongzhen, who first charted the treacherous waters of the COVID-19 virus, did reclaim his ship after being marooned and staging a mutinous sit-in. Aye, let no man keep a pirate from his precious booty of scientific discoveries!
May 1, 2024, 9:03 am
Arrr mateys! Lidia Stepanivna Lomikovska, a spry lass of 98 winters in Ukraine, be tellin' tales of escapin' Russian scallywags by treadin' nearly 6 leagues on her own two peg legs. Aye, she be a true legend of the high seas!
May 1, 2024, 8:59 am
Arrr! One scallywag who be caught in the daggering of a bishop in Sydney, Australia, be beggin' for freedom from the brig due to some fancy excuse. Methinks he be swabbin' the poop deck with his pleas!
May 1, 2024, 8:31 am
Arrr mateys! Methinks Saudi Arabia be sendin' a message to the UN 'bout lockin' up this fitness lass for a whoppin' 11 years! Beware, ye scallywags, even the fittest of lasses can be accused o' terrorism these days. Avast ye, tread carefully in these treacherous waters! Arrr!
May 1, 2024, 5:43 am
Arr matey, the scallywags in the Biden crew be wantin' the scurvy dogs of Hamas to agree to a parley 'afore they be settin' foot on their cursed land again. Aye, 'tis a fine jester indeed, but will they be takin' the bait? Only time will tell, me hearties!
May 1, 2024, 5:39 am
Avast ye mateys! Sanjay Leela Bhansali be known fer his grandiose films wit' light an' detail aplenty. But will his majesty be reduced to a mere scallywag on mobile screens? Only time and a compass can tell, arrr!
May 1, 2024, 5:14 am
Arrr mateys! The good ol' Professor Zhang Yongzhen did dare to reveal the secrets of the Covid virus, defyin' the crown's ban. Aye, a brave soul he be, riskin' all for the sake of science! The scallywag has surely earned himself a spot in Davy Jones' locker!
May 1, 2024, 5:10 am
Arrr, me hearties! The road be betrayin' us! It crumbled beneath our feet like a scurvy dog walkin' the plank. 30 souls be injured, some grievously. Ye best watch yer step, lest ye end up in Davy Jones' locker! Aye, tis a treacherous path we be treadin'.
May 1, 2024, 3:00 am
Arr matey, the scallywags in Iraq be gettin' a taste o' that sweet electricity from Iran, swappin' five prisoners for some shiny doubloons, and sellin' off petrochemicals like a clever pirate navigatin' round a whirlpool! Yarrr, the plunderin' be in full swing!
April 30, 2024, 8:16 pm
Arrr me hearties! A court in the Central African Republic be sendin' out a warrant for the capture of former President François Bozizé! Seems he be in a spot o' trouble for his shenanigans from 2009 to 2013. Ye best keep an eye out fer him on the high seas!
April 30, 2024, 8:15 pm
Arrr mateys! The fancy U.N. court has spoken, denyin' poor Nicaragua's plea to make Germany cease aidin' Israel and start helpin' out in Gaza. Tis a blow to their hopes, but we be watchin' closely to see what happens next in this high seas drama!
April 30, 2024, 8:11 pm
Arrr mateys, a Portuguese vessel hath been set upon by a flying contraption in the Arabian Sea! 'Tis a tale of woe, as the rebel scallywags be boastin' 'bout their first successful deep-sea raid. Aye, the high seas be a treacherous place indeed!
April 30, 2024, 5:57 pm
Arrr, Ukraine be cryin' foul play as Russia be plunderin' a civilian area with cluster weapons, takin' five souls. But lo and behold, they strike again on Wednesday, takin' three more unlucky souls. 'Tis a treacherous game these scallywags be playin'!
April 30, 2024, 4:18 pm
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis be said that armed scurvy dogs be sendin' a young landlubber to Davy Jones' locker at a hospital in Mexico! The barnacles be talkin' 'bout it in Morelos, so be sure to keep a weather eye on yer backs, mateys! Arrr!
April 30, 2024, 4:12 pm
Arrr mateys, two old timers and their wee sprout met their doom in a grand carraige walloping in the East of Canada. Six ships collided, one being chased by the law. Shiver me timbers, what a calamity!
April 30, 2024, 3:52 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Daniel Graham and Adam Carruthers be accused of layin' low the mighty Sycamore Gap tree on Hadrian's Wall! Aye, they be in deep waters now, facin' the wrath of the landlubbers for their treacherous deed! Aarrgghh!
April 30, 2024, 3:47 pm
Arrr mateys, the cap'n of the U.N.'s migration ship be sayin' that more Syrian landlubbers be settin' sail from Lebanon, as the gold be runnin' low from the donors! They be flockin' to Cyprus like seagulls to a fish market! Aye, 'tis a right salty situation indeed!
April 30, 2024, 11:38 am
Arrr matey, if we be knowin' how wee ones learn to babble like parrots, could we be craftin' more clever shipmates for our digital crew? Aye, 'tis a grand idea to plunder the secrets of the tiny squawkers for our AI adventures!
April 30, 2024, 10:12 am
Arrr mateys, ye be hearin' the tales of the West African land takin' down the scallywag Abu Huzeifa, a commander of the cursed Islamic State. He be involved in an attack that sent American Green Berets and Nigerien forces to Davy Jones' locker back in 2017. Aye, justice be served!
April 30, 2024, 10:01 am
Arrr matey! A scallywag from Finland has been given six years and three months in the brig for plunderin' a private psychotherapy center's treasure trove of secrets, as decreed by the powers that be. Hoist the Jolly Roger, it be a cautionary tale for all ye would-be hackers!
April 30, 2024, 9:46 am
Arrr! The Paris constables be sweepin' away the migrant lodgings in their quest to make the city pretty for the Summer Olympics. 'Tis a grand effort to spruce up the place, but methinks they be missin' the true treasure of diversity in their midst. Arrr!
April 30, 2024, 9:20 am
Avast ye mateys! In Afghanistan, a scallywag did fire his weapon and send six souls to Davy Jones' locker at a Shiite mosque. One poor soul be wounded. No crew be claimin' this dastardly deed yet. Aye, 'tis a sad tale indeed.
April 30, 2024, 9:18 am
Arr, me hearties! Former Kazakh Interior Minister Erlan Turgumbayev hath been clapped in irons fer his part in a rowdy ruckus of protests in 2022. The scallywag be in hot water now, arr! Me thinks he be walkin' the plank soon enough!
April 30, 2024, 5:54 am
Arrr! Five landlubbers be taken to the healer's den after a scuffle, with a scallywag caught red-handed! The spyglass saw a scurvy dog brandishing a mighty cutlass by the dwellings! Aye, a tale to raise the spirits in the tavern tonight!
April 30, 2024, 5:49 am
Arrr, me hearties! The International Court o' Justice in The Hague be settin' sail to decide if them scallywags who be supplyin' arms be held accountable for how they be used. Shiver me timbers, it be a real pirate's dilemma!
April 30, 2024, 5:40 am
Arrr, the Biden scallywags be tryin' to make Hamas walk the plank into a temporary truce in the battle at Gaza, and release some poor prisoners to boot. Mayhaps they'll succeed, or mayhaps they'll end up in Davy Jones' locker!
April 30, 2024, 5:24 am
Arrr mateys! 'Tis been more than a decade since those scallywags in Greece, Portugal, and Spain suffered through austerity. But now, they be growin' faster than Germany! Those lads and lasses be showin' them traditional powerhouses a thing or two, savvy?
April 29, 2024, 8:42 pm
Avast ye! Colombia's brave swashbucklers be telling tales of nine scallywags meeting Davy Jones after their flying vessel took a tumble in the countryside. The bird was laden with booty for the troops in Santa Rosa del Sur. Aye, a tragic loss for the crew. Arrr!
April 29, 2024, 8:26 pm
Arrr mateys! The Mexican Council of Bishops be tellin' us that a retired Roman Catholic bishop, who dared to parley with the scurvy drug cartels, was taken by the scoundrels but found and brought to a ship's surgeon. May the seas protect him from further misadventure!
April 29, 2024, 8:24 pm
Arr mateys, a ship in the Red Sea hath been struck by a foul missile from Yemen's Houthi scallywags! The crew be unscathed, but beware me hearties, danger lurks in these treacherous waters. Hoist the sails and keep a weather eye, lest ye meet a similar fate!
April 29, 2024, 7:42 pm
Arrr matey, Cartier be in a right pickle when they be mistakenly pricing earrings at a mere $14 instead of a hefty $14,000! Villarreal be snatchin' up two sets quicker than a shark on a sloop. Officials be scallywags too, demandin' Cartier honor the bargain! Aye, a pirate's treasure indeed!
April 29, 2024, 5:35 pm
Arrr, mateys! A fearsome band o' warriors be surroundin' El Fasher, the final thorn in our sides! The scallywags be threatenin' mass slaughter if they be takin' the city. Avast! We must prepare for battle and defend our land!
April 29, 2024, 4:59 pm
Arr mateys, a sea of sorrowful souls did assemble in Chicago to bid adieu to the brave officer Luis M. Huesca, who met his untimely end at the hands of a scurvy dog while departing his post. Farewell, dear comrade, may ye rest in peace upon Davy Jones' locker.
April 29, 2024, 4:41 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Ye won't believe it, but them scurvy dogs from Russia be makin' their way into the eastern lands of Ukraine. Keep a weather eye out for any mischief they be causin'! Aye, the seas be gettin' rougher by the day!
April 29, 2024, 4:38 pm
Arrr mateys, Cuba's commie revolution be plunderin' private businesses, makin' 'em walk the plank. But now, those scallywags be growin' like seaweed while the socialist ship be sinkin' faster than a lead-filled treasure chest. Aye, the winds of change be blowin'!
April 29, 2024, 4:27 pm
Arr matey! The cap'n Biden be feelin' the heat from his own crew to sort out this migration mess before the next election! Shiver me timbers, the political waters be gettin' mighty choppy for our dear leader! Aye, 'tis a storm brewin' indeed!
April 29, 2024, 4:24 pm
Arrr mateys! The American athlete groups be cryin' for a scurvy independent investigation into the case of them Chinese swimmers who be caught usin' banned heart medicine. Avast ye! They be demandin' justice for the cheatin' scallywags!
April 29, 2024, 3:55 pm
Arrr matey! The bloomin' Libyan authorities be demandin' some fancy upgrades to the dungeon where Gadhafi's scurvy son be keepin'. Them scallywags be leakin' snaps of the cell, makin' it a right embarrassment for the lot of 'em! Aye, the sea be full of salty tales!
April 29, 2024, 3:26 pm
Arrr mateys, the scallywags at the U.N. be tellin' South Sudan to scrap those pesky taxes that be stoppin' the food from reachin' the hungry bellies! Ye best be listenin' or we'll make ye walk the plank! Aye, aye, Captain Crunch!
April 29, 2024, 11:37 am
Arrr, me hearties! Mr. Yousaf, the cap'n of the Scottish National Party, be walkin' the plank and abandonin' ship! Just like a scurvy dog jumpin' overboard when the tide be turnin'. Aye, 'tis a mutinous tale of a coalition government gone down like a ship in a storm!
April 29, 2024, 11:18 am
Arrr, me hearties! The EU scallywags be makin' it harder for them Ethiopian landlubbers to sail into their ports! No more easy sailin' for them, says the officials. Looks like them Ethiopians be walkin' the plank of stricter visa requirements! Aye aye, me maties!
April 29, 2024, 11:16 am
Arrgh! The scurvy dogs of the Taliban be blasted by the lads and lasses of the U.N. for treatin' women like landlubbers! But alas, no Taliban scallywags be brave enough to show their faces at the meetin', for they be not even recognized by the U.N. Ha!
April 29, 2024, 11:13 am
Arrr! The Arab world be filled with wailing and gnashing o' teeth over war and Israel. The scallywags in charge be makin' arrests left and right, fearin' the wrath o' the people be turnin' back on 'em like a cursed boomerang! Aye, the winds o' change be blowin' strong indeed!
April 29, 2024, 11:12 am
Arrr mateys, World Central Kitchen be settin' sail once more in the Gaza Strip after a brief hiatus. The scallywags tried to stop us, but we be back in action, feedin' the hungry and showin' those landlubbers what we be made of! Aye aye, let's get cookin'!
April 29, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr mateys, the scallywag Ukraine commander be cryin' out that his lads be outnumbered and outgunned by them Russian landlubbers. But fear not, for help be on the horizon with a bounty of American supplies comin' soon to turn the tide in our favor! Aye, hoist the Jolly Roger and prepare for battle!
April 29, 2024, 10:37 am
Arrr, me hearties! Jens Stoltenberg, cap'n of NATO, did journey to Kyiv, Ukraine, to confess their failures in deliverin' arms, but swore to stay true to the cause. Aye, 'tis a fine mess we be in, but fear not, for the battle continues!
April 29, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr mateys, three trials be happenin' this spring 'round the Reichsbürger movement. Some scurvy dogs be claimin' that the modern German state be nothin' but a bloomin' corporation run by shadowy bureaucrats. Shiver me timbers!
April 29, 2024, 5:44 am
Arrrr! Secretary Blinken be in Saudi Arabia, parleyin' 'bout peace talks with them Persian Gulf scallywags. Next stop - Jordan and Israel for more negotiations. May the winds be in his favor on this treacherous voyage!
April 29, 2024, 5:17 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis a tragic tale indeed! Over 40 souls sent to Davy Jones' locker after a dam did collapse in Kenya. 'Tis a watery grave for many, as the rains continue to wreak havoc on land and sea. Aye, the Reaper be a busy man this day!
April 29, 2024, 4:24 am
Arrr, Prime Minister Pedro Sánchez, a progressive scallywag of great repute, be fightin' to clear his lady's name from these scandalous accusations of corruption. He be brave as a lion in the face of these treacherous smears!
April 29, 2024, 3:00 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The demise of Alexei Navalny hath made Vladimir Kara-Murza the top scallywag on Putin's hit list. The Kremlin be playin' a dangerous game of pirate politics, shiver me timbers!
April 28, 2024, 8:14 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! The European Union be mandatin' a safety contraption for yer land ships that be slowin' 'em down when ye be exceedin' the speed limit. 'Tis said to be preventin' fatal crashes by as much as 12%.Arrr, better watch yer speed, or ye be walkin' the plank!
April 28, 2024, 5:43 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that the International Criminal Court be fixin' to set sail after them top Israeli and Hamas scallywags. The court's prosecutor's office be keepin' mum on the matter, but the winds be blowin' in a stormy direction indeed!
April 28, 2024, 5:15 pm
Arrr! The good Secretary of State Antony J. Blinken be sailin' to Saudi Arabia in search of a truce to end the scuffle and release the poor souls held captive by them scurvy dogs of Hamas. May he find smooth sailin' and a treasure trove of peace!
April 28, 2024, 4:22 pm
Arrr! The crew be stoppin' the aid efforts in the enclave after seven o' their own were sent to Davy Jones' locker in an Israeli attack. They be settin' sail again with a local team o' Palestinian scallywags to continue their good deeds. Aye, the show must go on!
April 28, 2024, 4:01 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 1,100 scallywags gathered in Hamburg for an Islamist rally. They be lookin' fierce, with a sign shoutin' "Caliphate is the solution." Beware, for these landlubbers be causin' a ruckus!
April 28, 2024, 3:39 pm
Arr matey, them European scallywags be tightenin' the hatches against China's sway. 'Tis a battle o' wits and power on the high seas of politics. But fear not, for we pirates be watchin' from afar, ready to swoop in and plunder the spoils! Arrr!
April 28, 2024, 9:52 am
Arrr mateys, the scallywags in Britain be talkin' 'bout deportin' asylum seekers to central Africa! We asked the poor souls how they be feelin' 'bout it. Ye can be sure they ain't too happy 'bout the prospect of walkin' the plank to Africa! Aarrrr!
April 28, 2024, 9:38 am
Arrr mateys, these poor souls be returnin' with scars both of the body and mind, from the cruel hands of them Russian scallywags. But instead of nursin' 'em back to health, they be throwin' 'em back into battle without a proper mendin'. 'Tis a travesty, I tell ye!
April 28, 2024, 5:47 am
Imprisoned lasses be the navigators of this spectacle, a mirror of Pope Francis' dedication to the outcasts of society. Aye, 'tis a jolly good time indeed, watching these fair maidens lead the way with their wisdom and grace. Arrr, what a sight to behold!
April 28, 2024, 4:16 am
Arrr, ye swashbucklers be swearin' on the name of Davy Jones that none of their crew be left stranded without a doubloon to rub together. The scallywags be makin' sure their mates be livin' like kings on the high seas!
April 28, 2024, 4:12 am
Arrr, a mighty captain and a swashbucklin' scallywag be dukin' it out in this election, with brawls, brig time, and scallywag whinin' of foul play. 'Tis a tale of high seas shenanigans and cutthroat politics, me hearties!
April 27, 2024, 8:12 pm
Arrr matey! A 64-year-old landlubber from Britain be in a "stable" condition after a scuffle with a fearsome bull shark in the waters of Tobago! That be one way to get a bit o' excitement on yer holiday voyage, me hearties!
April 27, 2024, 7:40 pm
Arrr, mateys! The scallywags in the U.S. intelligence be sayin' that ol' Putin didn't give the order to send Navalny to Davy Jones' locker! Seems like the rumour be as false as a mermaid's promise of treasure! Aye, 'tis a puzzling tale indeed!
April 27, 2024, 12:47 pm
Arrr mateys, the land o' Kherson bein' held by them pesky Russians, sufferin' at the hands o' Moscow's troops targetin' the wee folk. 'Tis a travesty o' epic proportions, aye! May we plunder their treasure and free the oppressed souls! Arrr!
April 27, 2024, 11:54 am
In the midst of Israel's quest to vanquish the scallywags of Hamas in Gaza, the sneaky rascals are spreading "disinformation" to deceive the global crew, say the naysayers. Arrr, they be trying to pull the wool over our eyes, but we see through their treacherous ways!
April 27, 2024, 10:11 am
Arrr, Israel claims the amount of wagons sailin' into the territory has doubled to a mean o' 400 a day. The U.N. be arguin' that, but be admitin' the speed o' deliveries has picked up pace. Aye, the plot thickens like a fine stew on a pirate ship!
April 27, 2024, 9:33 am
Arrr, word be spreadin' of a possible raid on Rafah by the swashbucklin' Israelis! Aye, more than a million landlubbers be scurryin' about, lookin' for a safe port to anchor. 'Tis a tale fit for Davy Jones' locker!
April 27, 2024, 8:56 am
Arrr mateys, as them missiles be causin' chaos in Ukraine, Kyiv be sendin' drones to harass Russia, drawin' ire from the landlubbers in Washington. Ha! Those scallywags be stirrin' up trouble on the high seas!
April 27, 2024, 8:40 am
Avast ye mateys! 'Tis been a scorcher this week, leaving landlubbers sweatin' like a sinner in church! Businesses be sweatin' too, tryin' to keep their booty cool. Aye, 'tis a challenge indeed!
April 27, 2024, 5:16 am
Arrr mateys, takin' each day by th' horns be a fine notion, but 'tis no easy feat. 'Tis like tryin' t' catch th' wind in yer sails - aye, easier said than done! But fear not, me hearties, for we pirates be known fer our adventurous spirit and love o' plunderin' each day fer all its worth!
April 27, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, Alberta be lookin' to have the power to scuttle the loot agreements betwixt the crown and the provinces, including them fancy learnin' dens. Methinks they be wantin' to be the captain of their own ship, aye!
April 27, 2024, 4:40 am
Arrr, me hearties! Aye, there be whispers of a secret network o' tunnels in London, hidden from the eyes o' landlubbers fer centuries. Come 2027, ye may just find yerself explorin' these hallowed passageways, fit fer a pirate's plunder!
April 27, 2024, 4:07 am
Arrr! The ruler of Russia be raisin' taxes to fund his plunderin' adventures. 'Tis clear he be holdin' the reins o'er all Russian affairs with a firm grip. Aye, me hearties, prepare yer treasure chests for a heavier burden!
April 26, 2024, 8:27 pm
Arrr mateys! The United Nations be warnin' that them Sudanese scallywags be readyin' to attack El Fasher! If they be not stopped, devastation be sure to follow. Aye, best be battening down the hatches, for trouble be brewin' on the horizon!
April 26, 2024, 7:59 pm
Arrr matey, a wee 2-year-old sea beast has finally found its way out of the cursed lagoon on Vancouver Island and be setting sail for the open ocean! Let's hope the scallywag doesn't find itself in another trap, arrr!
April 26, 2024, 6:23 pm
Arrr matey! A band of Belarusian scallywags be boastin' they've plundered the treasure trove of the KGB's secrets, snatchin' the files of 8,000 landlubbers! Shiver me timbers, those hackers be sailin' dangerous waters! Aye, beware the cyber pirates!
April 26, 2024, 5:15 pm
Arrr, when Rogelio Villarreal purchased rose-gold earrings at a price that the fancy merchant claimed be a blunder, he turned to a Mexican law to protect his loot. He be sayin' the scallywags eventually brought him his treasure.
April 26, 2024, 5:13 pm
Arrr mateys! Peter Magyar, a bold scallywag, be rallying the crew against the tyrannical rule of Hungarian PM Orbán. Thousands o' landlubbers be marchin' fer the wee ones' safety. Mayhaps we'll make 'im walk the plank!
April 26, 2024, 4:47 pm
Arrr, mateys! The scallywags in the U.S. be callin' DJI a security threat! Congress be thinkin' of banishin' it from the seven seas! But fear not, for the company be fightin' back with all their might in a fierce lobbying campaign! Aye, the drone wars be upon us!
April 26, 2024, 4:45 pm
Avast ye mateys! Trinidad & Tobago be closin' a marine park and 7 beaches after a sea monster attacked a British landlubber at Turtle Beach! The poor scallywag be sent to Davy Jones's locker in the hospital. Aye, beware the treacherous waters!
April 26, 2024, 4:19 pm
Arr, the fair maiden Mariia Mentseva doth lament the plunderin' of her fair Kharkiv by the scurvy dogs of Russia! They be cuttin' off the power to the homes of the good townsfolk, bringin' misery and darkness upon 'em! A pox upon those rascals!
April 26, 2024, 11:56 am
Arrr mateys, a motley crew of 30 rabbis and landlubbers be tryin' to smuggle grub into enemy waters. They be battlin' hunger with their noble cause, but beware of the scallywags who seek to plunder their booty! Aye, may they sail through the stormy seas unscathed.
April 26, 2024, 11:53 am
Arrr, Jenny Erpenbeck be takin' up the quill and parchment when her youth and homeland, the German Democratic Republic, be vanishing into the greedy clutches o' the materialist West. Aye, she be tellin' tales to keep the memories alive!
April 26, 2024, 11:33 am
Arrr, the wee lass's birth be a ray of light in the midst of strife in Gaza, but alas, she met her fate after a mere five days due to troubles with her breathin', as told by her kin. Aye, a tragic tale it be.
April 26, 2024, 11:11 am
Arrr! A fiery inferno hath engulfed a wee inn in Porto Alegre, Brazil, claimin' the lives of at least 10 landlubbers. This haven o' cheap lodgin' now lay in ruins, a tragic end to many a sailor's rest. May their souls find peace in Davy Jones' locker.
April 26, 2024, 10:41 am
Arrr matey! A 20-year-old scallywag from Britain be accused of aiding the Russians by plottin' to set fire to a London establishment linked to Ukraine. The scoundrel be facin' charges of hostile acts on the high seas! Aye, he be in deep waters now! Arrr!
April 26, 2024, 5:28 am
Arrr me hearties, the Harley Owners Group in Alice Springs be like a jolly band o' pirates, gatherin' fer some social merriment. They may not be plunderin' the high seas, but they be enjoyin' the open road on their trusty steeds!
April 26, 2024, 5:18 am
Arrr, the scallywags in the Defense Department be sayin' that the grand structure, set to be finished come early May, could aid relief workers in distributin' a whopping two million meals a day! Aye, that be a fine feast fit for a crew of rum-thirsty pirates!
April 26, 2024, 4:40 am
Avast ye scurvy collectors! Many a treasure from the Titanic, like a fine violin case, be goin' under the hammer in England this weekend. Arr, ready yer gold, for a bidding war be on the horizon!
April 26, 2024, 4:20 am
Arrr, the parley with China's cap'n be a show o' goodwill, yet don't be expectin' much booty to be shared o'er matters such as Taiwan, trade, or China's alliance with Russia. 'Tis like tryin' to swim with a peg leg, mateys!
April 25, 2024, 8:44 pm
Avast ye scallywags! A council o' nine, including a fine lass, be takin' the helm in Haiti to pick a new crew and cap'n. Thar be trouble brewin' with hunger and scurvy dogs runnin' amok. May they navigate these treacherous waters with skill and wit! Arrr!
April 25, 2024, 8:05 pm
Arrr, them scurvy landlubbers be sayin' they found a scallywag who be collectin' bones o' fair maidens! But they be tryin' to make it sound like a mere trifle. Aye, let's see how they react when they walk the plank!
April 25, 2024, 7:53 pm
Avast ye mateys! The scurvy dogs of Yemen's Houthi rebels be after our ships in the Gulf of Aden! They fired a missile at us, but we be quick to shoot it down. Arrr, they be no match for us on the high seas!
April 25, 2024, 5:51 pm
Arrr mateys, the Prime Minister be denyin' the accusations against his lady, yet talkin' about abandonin' ship! Spain be scratchin' their heads in confusion, wonderin' what be goin' on with their leader. Aye, the seas be choppy indeed!
April 25, 2024, 5:43 pm
Arrr, The Times be spyin' through their magic glass to see that two of three graves were dug on a hospital's grounds afore an Israeli raid. Shiver me timbers! Those landlubbers be buryin' their treasure 'neath the healin' grounds. Aye, 'tis a scandalous affair!
April 25, 2024, 5:28 pm
Arrr mateys, word on the high seas be that 155 souls have been sent to Davy Jones' locker and 200,000 poor landlubbers be swimmin' like fishes in Tanzania after the heavens opened up like a leaky barrel. Avast, the waters be risin' faster than a cannonball in a storm!
April 25, 2024, 5:01 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Paris lawman, Laurent Nunez, be swearin' that all buildings along the route of the Olympics be guarded against scurvy dogs! No pirate shenanigans allowed, or ye be walkin' the plank! Aye, be on yer best behavior, ye scallywags!
April 25, 2024, 4:30 pm
Arr me hearties! The scallywags over at the Pentagon have started buildin' a pier for deliverin' aid to those poor souls in Gaza. 'Tis a good deed indeed, but I hope they don't accidentally drop any rum barrels overboard! Aye, 'tis a slippery slope, mateys!
April 25, 2024, 11:36 am
Arrr mateys, the Yanks be packin' their bags in Chad and Niger, while these lands be cozyin' up to the Russkies. Aye, it be a right ol' switcheroo on the high seas of geopolitics. Avast ye, the winds of change be blowin'!
April 25, 2024, 11:30 am
Arrr mateys, the scallywags be cryin' foul over the handling of positive tests! Avast ye, we be reviewin' the matter to appease these landlubbers and keep the seas clear of any foul play. Yarrr!
April 25, 2024, 11:07 am
Arrr, the Scottish National Party be walkin' the plank as their alliance with the Green Party be fallin' apart! 'Tis a stormy sea ahead for the S.N.P, me hearties! Aye, the winds of turmoil be blowin' strong!
April 25, 2024, 11:05 am
Arrr, mateys! The scallywags be sayin' that near 282 million landlubbers in 59 lands be starvin' like a crew without grog! 'Tis all 'cause the food stores be runnin' low, they say. Avast ye, we best be keepin' an eye on our own rum rations!
April 25, 2024, 10:52 am
Arr! A Russian scallywag be spoutin' nonsense 'bout the Yanks muckin' about with Turkish Airlines. Methinks 'tis all blarney, for not a shred o' proof be offered! Avast, these political shenanigans be more twisted than a snake in a barrel o' rum! Arrr!
April 25, 2024, 5:52 am
Arrr! Ye landlubbers best be knowin' that the brave firefighters were summoned in the dead o' night after the blades did plummet to the ground. Luckily, no souls were harmed in the incident, and the cherished cabaret haunt will remain open for all ye scallywags to enjoy!
April 25, 2024, 5:41 am
Ahoy mateys! Sigrid Kaag, the fair U.N. aid coordinator for Gaza, be commendin' Israel for makin' progress in deliverin' relief supplies. But she be demandin' more actions to be taken to ensure the aid reaches those in need. Aye aye, me hearties!
April 25, 2024, 5:37 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! This grand bargain be makin' one of the mightiest copper pirates in all the seven seas! With the demand for this precious booty bein' higher than ever, we be settin' sail for riches beyond yer wildest dreams!
April 25, 2024, 4:07 am
Arr matey, the Biden scallywags be passin' a rule to make coal walk the plank! No more belchin' out carbon like a fiery dragon, arr! Let's see if this be the key to calmin' the seas and savin' the mermaids from a watery grave.
April 24, 2024, 8:42 pm
Arrr, mateys! Amnesty International be cryin' foul on them scurvy dogs in Togo for keepin' the good citizens from raisin' a ruckus and silencin' the press. Me thinks it be time to set sail and show them landlubbers how a proper protest be done! Arrr!
April 24, 2024, 8:40 pm
Arrr, me hearties! North Macedonia be settin' sail for a presidential runoff on May 8th! None o' the scallywags could gather enough support from the landlubbers to claim victory. Aye, the voting will sail alongside the parliamentary elections. Yarrr!
April 24, 2024, 5:32 pm
Arr matey! Behold, a portrait gallery of the third year of Russia's plunderin' of Ukraine. 'Tis a tale of treachery and turmoil captured in vivid images for all ye landlubbers to see. Avast ye eyes upon this photographic plunder!
April 24, 2024, 5:28 pm
Avast ye mateys! The Spanish scallywag Pedro Sánchez be thinkin' of walkin' the plank after his lady be caught in a scandal. Arrr, beware the wrath of the law, ye landlubbers! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
April 24, 2024, 3:58 pm
Arr mateys! News be spreadin’ o’ the booty sent to Ukraine from the U.S. and the latest shanties from the fair maiden Taylor Swift. Aye, the winds be blowin’ in favor of the land lubbers!
April 24, 2024, 3:06 pm
Arrr mateys! The scallywag Prime Minister Pedro Sánchez be takin' a break from his official duties 'til Monday, all because a judge be investigatin' rumors of his wife's influence peddlin'. Shiver me timbers, it be a scandal of grand proportions indeed!
April 24, 2024, 11:44 am
Arrr matey, the weapons be comin' to aid our comrades in Ukraine, aye, a lifeline indeed! They'll be wieldin' 'em on the battlefield in a matter of days, may the seas be kind to 'em! Hoist the Jolly Roger, we be supportin' 'em from afar!
April 24, 2024, 11:41 am
Arrr mateys, Ukraine be beggin' its allies for months on end to send more booty to fend off the pesky Russians. They be shoutin' from the crow's nest that ol' Putin won't rest 'til he's takin' all the plunder. Aye, send help or walk the plank!
April 24, 2024, 11:39 am
Arrr, me hearties! The European Union be fixin' to suss out if those scurvy dogs in China be playin' fair with their medical market. Arrr, ye best be watchin' out, China, or ye'll walk the plank! Aye, 'tis a treacherous sea out there for them landlubbers in Europe!
April 24, 2024, 11:36 am
Arrr, Ukraine be gettin' a bit o' gold from th' European Union, but they be needin' th' rest o' th' booty to be approved. Let's hope this be helpin' 'em navigate th' treacherous waters ahead! Aye, th' pirates be watchin' closely.
April 24, 2024, 11:27 am
Arrr, the wee lads o' Bournemouth be showin' the scallywags o' the soccer pitch how it be done! Mayhaps the lasses be watchin' and takin' up the sport, settin' sail for glory on the field! Aye, a mighty fine sight indeed!
April 24, 2024, 11:23 am
Arrr, them flimsy tents be no match fer the chill o' the night nor the scorch o' the sun! Gazans be roastin' like a pig on a spit as the mercury climbs past 100 degrees! Me heart goes out to them poor souls, may they find relief soon.
April 24, 2024, 5:51 am
Arrr, the scallywags in the U.S. Senate be passin' a package o' $26 billion in gold for them landlubbers in Israel and them poor souls in Gaza. Some o' them Democrats be cryin' foul, but the treasure be set sailin' regardless. Aye, the political seas be full o' drama, mateys!
April 24, 2024, 5:51 am
Arrr mateys! The news be like to add more weight to the already shaky bond 'tween Germany and Israel. The differences be growin' like a stormy sea over the war in Gaza. Aye, 'tis a tricky situation indeed!
April 24, 2024, 5:04 am
Aye, me hearties! On a fine morn in London, a band of rogue army steeds didst cause quite a ruckus! They ran amok, trampling poor landlubbers in their path. But fear not, for the scallywags were rounded up in the end! Arrr!
April 24, 2024, 4:34 am
Arrr, me hearties! The secretary o' state be payin' us a visit whilst them scallywags from the Democrats an' Republicans be tryin' to out-tough each other on China. Methinks they be aimin' to impress more than a pretty wench at the tavern! Aye, may the best pirate win!
April 23, 2024, 9:05 pm
Arrr, those fancy European Union auditors be scratchin' their heads like lice-infested bilge rats! They be claimin' they can't fathom the worth of all the gold they be throwin' at Turkey to deal with the swarms of scallywag migrants from Syria. Aye, 'tis a right good jest!
April 23, 2024, 9:03 pm
Ye scurvy students and landlubber professors in Argentina didst rebel against the ruling scallywags on Tuesday, cryin' out against their stingy ways. The budget be in dire straits, but fear not, for we shall plunder the treasure chest of knowledge together! Arrr!
April 23, 2024, 5:17 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The good folk at Paris Charles de Gaulle airport be showin' off their shiny new contraption for movin' baggage afore the 2024 Olympic Games. Aye, they be boastin' about their fancy new scanner system, fit for a swashbucklin' adventure!
April 23, 2024, 5:15 pm
Arrr, ye scallywags! The International Olympic Committee be fundin' studies to settle the rowdy debate on whether transgender athletes should be banned from competin'. New data be revealin' the truth to us landlubbers once and for all! Aye, let the games begin!
April 23, 2024, 5:14 pm
Arrr mateys, Italy's Senate be passin' a law to grant anti-abortion scallywags entry to public support centers for lasses thinkin' 'bout endin' their pregnancies. Aye, 'tis a fine tale of plunder and pillage in the name of pro-life rhetoric, arrr!
April 23, 2024, 5:10 pm
Arrr mateys, the heavens above Greece's grand city, Athens, be painted a fiery orange on Tuesday, as fierce winds be blowin' sand all the way from the Sahara Desert across the mighty Mediterranean Sea. Yarrr, a sight to behold indeed!
April 23, 2024, 3:40 pm
Arrr matey, a scallywag of a tabloid publisher be spilling the beans against Trump! Ye best believe there be some juicy tales comin' out of this treasure chest. Grab yer popcorn and watch the show, me hearties!
April 23, 2024, 3:18 pm
Arrr, Paris Mayor Anne Hidalgo be swearin' by Davy Jones' locker that the River Seine be fit for swimmin' come the Summer Olympics. Avast ye landlubbers, prepare to dive into the murky depths and compete for gold!
April 23, 2024, 11:47 am
Arrr, the Palestinian scallywags be claimin' they found a heap of dead bodies, some with a shot to the noggin, at a hospital after the Israeli landlubbers made off. Israel be sayin' they be diggin' up and reburyin' some bodies in search of prisoners. Aye, what a jolly old time on the high seas of politics!
April 23, 2024, 11:20 am
Arrr, Admiral John Aquilino be downright dismayed o'er China's plunderin' of the seas and their excessive coin tossin' on military might. He be givin' 'em a tongue-lashin' for their bold swashbucklin' ways in the South and East China Seas, mark me words! Aye, aye, matey!
April 23, 2024, 11:01 am
Avast ye mateys! A 40-year-old scallywag be acquitted of drunken driving, for the doctors swear by their grog that he be sufferin' from a rare malady known as auto-brewery syndrome. Arrr, the lad be makin' his own rum in his belly! Hoist the Jolly Roger, we have a miracle on our hands!
April 23, 2024, 10:38 am
Arrr, the decision by Britain to send asylum-seekers to far-off Rwanda hath caused quite a stir among the do-gooders of the world! The UK government be hopin' this move will make those scallywags think twice 'fore tryin' to sneak aboard our fine vessel. Aye, we shall see!
April 23, 2024, 10:35 am
Arrr! On the very day that Iran be attackin' Israel, they be crackin' down on dissent in their own land and fillin' the streets of Tehran with the scallywags known as the morality police. Aye, seems like they be keepin' busy on all fronts, mateys!
April 23, 2024, 10:06 am
Arrr! A scallywag has been condemned to the brig for slaying 76 feline creatures in a dastardly deed of cruelty in South Korea! 'Tis a gruesome tale that shall shiver timbers and make even the bravest souls quake in their boots!
April 23, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr, me hearties! The United Nations and her scallywags be sayin' that them donors best be supportin' UNRWA again, fer Israel ain't provin' that the agency workers be in league with them scurvy terrorists. Aye, 'tis a right kerfuffle on the high seas!
April 23, 2024, 5:33 am
Arrrrr! The scallywags be caught passin' secrets to the East! The authorities wasted no time throwin' 'em in the brig. 'Tis a fine day for catchin' spies, me hearties! Let this be a warnin' to all who dare betray their own crew!
April 23, 2024, 5:22 am
Arr, the audacity of Prime Minister Narendra Modi in demonizing India's biggest minority be a sign he reckons there be naught to hinder his rule, both on land and sea. Aye, he be a bold scallywag indeed!
April 23, 2024, 4:05 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Senate be ready to hoist the package high, with all hands on deck! President Biden be cryin' out to the scallywags to scuttle along and sign it into law afore the tide be turnin'! Set sail, me maties!
April 22, 2024, 7:11 pm
Arrr, the brave lass Ana Estrada, a Peruvian mind healer, be havin' her final battle in court for the right to 'end her days with honor.' She now rests in peace after choosin' to walk the plank with dignity. Farewell, matey.
April 22, 2024, 6:56 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! The natives be gatherin' in Brazil's capital to give President Lula a piece of their mind! They be demandin' the expulsion of them land-grabbin' scallywags and the creation of reserves. Aye, let's hope the President be listenin' this time!
April 22, 2024, 6:29 pm
Arrr mateys! Six scurvy Georgian scallywags be raisin' the Jolly Roger last week, callin' fer a grand mutiny against a bill on "foreign agents"! They be claimin' 'tis a scheme to scupper our voyage towards the European Union and NATO. Let's hoist the sails and join the protest! Aye aye, captain!
April 22, 2024, 5:44 pm
Arrr mateys, Spain be puttin' an end to its program that be bringin' in loads o' doubloons from rich investors wantin' residency. Aye, it be causin' a ruckus with the locals, makin' the housing crisis even worse! Aye, they be walkin' the plank for sure!
April 22, 2024, 5:00 pm
Avast ye mateys! The Burmese Vice President, Henry Van Thio, be walkin' the plank from his post on account o' some mysterious health woes. No word on who be takin' his place in this swashbucklin' tale of political intrigue! Arrr!
April 22, 2024, 4:47 pm
Arrr, them European scallywags be threatenin' poor ol' TikTok with fines and makin' 'em walk the plank by removin' some o' their fancy features! 'Tis a rough sea they sail, tryin' to regulate this Chinese-owned social media vessel. Aye, 'tis a merry adventure indeed!
April 22, 2024, 4:30 pm
Arrr mateys! Michael Stuhlbarg and Will Keen be like a swashbuckling kingmaker and his scallywag creature in Peter Morgan's play. But methinks even a seasoned pirate would be scratchin' his noggin tryin' to figure out who be pullin' the strings in this cheesy-fun tale. Aye, confusion be abound!
April 22, 2024, 4:02 pm
Arrr! The land lubbers in Greece be getting a taste of the long arm of the law! The coppers be raiding homes left and right, rounding up scallywags involved in the rowdy rumbles at the soccer matches. Shiver me timbers!
April 22, 2024, 3:57 pm
Arrr matey! Zhang Youxia, a mighty military leader from the land of China, did not mince words when speakin' 'bout territorial squabbles at a grand naval event. He be showin' 'is mettle with a stern stance, just like a fearsome pirate claimin' 'is loot!
April 22, 2024, 3:53 pm
Arrr mateys, the judge hath spoken and declared that Trudi Warner be free from the clutches of contempt of court! Ye can still be a swashbucklin' juror and remember to acquit them scurvy defendants, no matter what the scallywags be sayin'! Aye, justice be served!
April 22, 2024, 11:50 am
Arrr, Israel be cryin' foul, claimin' that a tenth o' them scallywags in Gaza workin' fer UNRWA be part o' Hamas or the Palestinian Islamic Jihad! They be demandin' the agency walk the plank! Aye, sounds like a right ol' hornswoggle to me!
April 22, 2024, 11:32 am
Arrr, Me hearties! Mr. Edwards has been absent from the high seas since July, accused o' payin' for scandalous images. He claims to be sufferin' from a mysterious ailment, but we suspect he be hidin' from the wrath of the law! Aye, he be a scurvy dog indeed!
April 22, 2024, 11:17 am
Arrr mateys, the scallywags from Iran and Pakistan be havin' a parley to boost their coffers and protect their precious treasures. After a squabble where they be pokin' each other's hideouts, they be settlin' to sail the same seas in harmony. Yo ho ho!
April 22, 2024, 11:17 am
Arrr, them scurvy European Union countries be holdin' back on offerin' Patriot air defense systems to Ukraine, who be in dire need to fend off them Russian air raids. 'Tis like tryin' to keep yer loot from a plunderin' pirate! Savvy?
April 22, 2024, 11:16 am
Arrr mateys, listen up! The scurvy dogs in Hong Kong be passin' new laws to stop the use of single-use plastic and Styrofoam. They be aimin' to fight pollution like true swashbucklers. Yo ho ho, let's join 'em in their noble quest!
April 22, 2024, 10:26 am
Arrr mateys! Two scurvy dogs, one bein' a parliamentary scallywag, be accused o' spyin' fer China by them British prosecutors. They be walkin' the plank to court on Friday. Avast ye, 'tis a tale fit fer the high seas!
April 22, 2024, 5:41 am
Arrr mateys, Aharon Haliva, the head of military intelligence, be the highest-ranking scallywag to abandon ship since the scurvy dogs of Hamas launched their attack. Aye, the seas be choppy indeed for the Israeli crew.
April 22, 2024, 4:54 am
Arrr, the leader o' Israel's spy force be walkin' the plank on Monday, settin' sail from his post after them scallywags o' Hamas made a right mess on Oct. 7. He be the first to abandon ship, but likely not the last!
April 22, 2024, 4:53 am
Avast ye scallywags! The constables nabbed two lads who scurried away after a carriage plowed into innocent souls. The Israeli swashbucklers declared 'twas a dastardly act of terrorism! Ahoy, who be next to walk the plank?
April 22, 2024, 4:45 am
Arrr, mateys! Methinks April be scorchin' in South and Southeast Asia, but this month be like a fiery dragon breathin' down our necks! 'Tis hotter than a pirate's temper, I tell ye! Aye, we be sweatin' like a sinner in church!
April 22, 2024, 3:57 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags be sayin' they'll be changin' their Passover traditions to match the gloomy times of battle. Ye can bet they'll be skippin' the joyous songs and celebratin' with a bit more rum and a lot less cheer! Aye, the times be a-changin' indeed!
April 21, 2024, 5:56 pm
Avast ye, me hearties! The scallywags in Israel be quaking in their boots at the thought of Old Joe Biden comin' fer 'em over some rights violations in the West Bank. Arrr, they better shape up or they'll walk the plank!
April 21, 2024, 5:54 pm
Arrr! The captain of Tesla be in hot water over fake news spread by Bolsonaro's scallywags. Musk be defiant, declaring his platform X will not bow to the orders of a Brazilian court. Will he walk the plank or sail away unscathed? Only time will tell!
April 21, 2024, 4:47 pm
Arrr, the shouts of betrayal rang out mere hours after the scallywag Israeli leaders celebrated the approval of aid from Congress. Aye, the fickle winds of friendship be blowin' strong between these two allies, like a ship tossed about on the high seas!
April 21, 2024, 4:14 pm
Arrr, the Israeli Prime Minister and his scallywag crew be havin' a bone to pick with them landlubbers in the U.S.! They be cryin' foul over them sanctions on their rowdy IDF mates for playin' a bit too rough in the high seas of human rights. Aye, a pirate's life be full of drama, mateys!
April 21, 2024, 3:49 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that Iran be takin' a step back after Israel's attack, and the rumour be that Myanmar's squabble be changin' course. Ye best keep an eye on the horizon, lest more trouble brews!
April 21, 2024, 3:35 pm
Arrr mateys! Thousands of landlubbers from Colombia be showin' up to give a good ol' fashioned rebuke to that scallywag President Gustavo Petro and his wretched reform agenda! The ruckus be happenin' in cities all over including the grand ol' capital on the day of the Sabbath. Aye!
April 21, 2024, 12:33 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Israeli Cap'n Benjamin Netanyahu spoke to the land lubbers on the eve of Passover, lamentin' the poor souls taken by scallywags and swearin' to give those scurvy dogs from Hamas a taste of the cat o' nine tails! Aye, 'tis a rough seas ahead for them villains!
April 21, 2024, 11:41 am
Arrr! Ye American lad be cryin' foul, demandin' a scourge of the seas! The British swashbuckler be callin' for banishments! But 'twas the antidoping captains who be squabblin' the fiercest! Avast ye, mates, the treachery runs deep in these waters!
April 21, 2024, 10:36 am
Arrr, mateys! At least 10 landlubbers met their fate when them Israeli scallywags raided the Nur Shams refugee camp. 'Twas a bloody affair, showing the never-ending violence in those treacherous waters. Ahoy, be wary of them Israeli forces, lest ye be next to walk the plank!
April 21, 2024, 8:20 am
Arr matey! The wise Baron Roberts of Belgravia hath shared his musings with Fox News Digital on the rise of isolationism in American politics. 'Tis a trend worthy of much ponderin' me hearties!
April 21, 2024, 7:30 am
Arrr mateys, the United Nations’ NGO Action News be sharin' links to sites encouragin' scallywags to cause mischief and blockades durin' protests against Israel on the 15th of April. 'Tis a fine day for protestin', but let's keep it civil, me hearties!
April 21, 2024, 5:44 am
Arrr, me hearties! The much-needed booty of artillery shells be on its way, but the scallywags be sayin' it could be weeks 'til the Yanks make a splash in the battle. Let's hope they don't make us walk th' plank before then!
April 21, 2024, 4:49 am
Arr! Some foul weather be makin' landlubbers scurry in Guangdong Province! The scallywag forecasters be warnin' of even more rain and floodin' ahead! Best batten down the hatches and prepare for a rough voyage, me hearties!
April 21, 2024, 4:01 am
Avast ye scallywags! Less than six moons hath passed since Daniel Noboa took the helm o' Ecuador, and now the landlubbers be plannin' a vote to test his mettle for another round next year. Arrr, let the games begin!
April 20, 2024, 5:58 pm
Arrr, them Australian blokes be sayin' that a 16-year-old lad was swimmin' with a 13-year-old mate near Saibai Island when a scurvy crocodile claimed his life. Their vessel had met its demise, leaving 'em vulnerable to the jaws of death. Aye, 'tis a sorry tale indeed!
April 20, 2024, 5:27 pm
Arrr mateys, the scallywags launched a fierce assault on Natanz, a city in the heart of Iran, crippin' their precious defense system crucial to their nuclear shenanigans. Aye, those landlubbers be in for a rough sail ahead!
April 20, 2024, 4:35 pm
Arrr, it be said that the Biden crew be aimin' to give a good ol' wallop to them scallywags in the Israeli military battalion for their misdeeds. Aye, 'tis a tale fit for the high seas, where the rum be strong and the justice be swift!
April 20, 2024, 4:15 pm
Arrr mateys, this assault be like a mere drop in the vast ocean compared to the barrage Iran unleashed upon Israel. 'Twas like a scallywag throwing a mere pebble at a mighty fortress. Aye, they be needin' more gunpowder in their cannons!
April 20, 2024, 3:36 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The Pentagon be sayin' $60 billion could buy ye cannons and missiles aplenty for defendin' the high seas. But methinks we pirates would spend that coin on rum and treasure maps instead! Aye, 'tis the pirate's life for me!
April 20, 2024, 3:22 pm
Arrr mateys! After many moons of plunderin' and pillagin' by them ultraconservative scallywags, the treasure chest finally be opened with cheers and grog all around. Aye, even the scurviest of pirates be seein' eye to eye on this one. A true victory for all hands on deck!
April 20, 2024, 11:58 am
Avast ye scallywags! 'Twas a clever strike indeed, to send a clear message to those scurvy dogs in Iran! Israel be showin' 'em that they can outmaneuver their defenses and leave 'em flounderin' like a fish out o' water! Arrr!
April 20, 2024, 10:51 am
Arrr mateys! The scurvy dogs be accusin' the swimmers of foul play! Seven moons later, they be winnin' shiny trinkets at the 2021 Games. But why did those landlubbers at the antidoping guild turn a blind eye? Aye, there be a cover-up afoot!
April 20, 2024, 10:39 am
Avast ye mateys! Benjamin Netanyahu be sailin' on troubled waters after them scallywags from Hamas struck Israel! But fear not, for with tensions risin' with Iran, he be fightin' tooth and nail to regain his crew's trust and loyalty. Aye, the political seas be treacherous indeed! Arrr!
April 20, 2024, 10:18 am
Arrr, Israel be aimin' to sow chaos and destruction in Iran's beloved stronghold of cannon and fiery balls makery. Nay-sayers be claimin' Israel must bring down the full wrath of Neptune on Iran's rulers. Aye, a fine spectacle it be!
April 20, 2024, 7:13 am
Arrr mateys! A scurvy doping scandal be plaguing the Olympic swimmers! Unanswered queries be flyin' like cannonballs, raisin' doubts 'bout the honor of them global antidoping scallywags. Ye best be keepin' a weather eye on them slippery swimmers, lest they be walkin' the plank!
April 20, 2024, 7:03 am
Arrr, the Iranian Foreign Minister Hossein Amir-Abdollahian be tellin' NBC News that Iran won't be seekin' revenge for the scallywag Israeli strike in Isfahan. He be callin' those Israeli drones nothin' but mere "toys." Aye, ye best be playin' fair on the high seas, ye scurvy dogs!
April 20, 2024, 5:55 am
For ye landlubbers who no longer receive a motherly tuck-in, ye might find solace in the ancient art of audiobooks. Aye, let the voices of old tales lull ye to sleep like a gentle sea breeze on a moonlit night. Arrr!
April 20, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr matey! The land lubbers in Ukraine be usin' drones, a measly weapon compared to the grand war machines o' Russia. They now boast two sea drones carryin' a ton of explosives. Ye best watch out, for these scallywags be gettin' crafty!
April 20, 2024, 5:00 am
Arr matey, the scurvy dog from the Bloc Québécois be tryin' to prevent any tinkering with the supply o' dairy, poultry, and eggs! Ye best be keepin' yer hands off me precious food sources, or ye'll be walkin' the plank, ye scallywag!
April 20, 2024, 4:38 am
Arrr mateys! The scallywag rebel fighters be givin' Myanmar's army a proper thrashin', makin' it seem like the mighty military junta be on the brink of a watery grave! Aye, it be a sight to see, like watchin' a ship sinkin' with all hands on deck!
April 20, 2024, 4:27 am
Arrrr, ye scallywags! The civil war be raging for years, yet the world be as oblivious as a blindfolded barnacle! Hoist the Jolly Roger and let's give 'em a show that'll make 'em take notice, or we'll be swabbing the decks for eternity!
April 19, 2024, 6:15 pm
Avast ye scallywags! 15 British landlubbers be accused of spinnin' tall tales to the inquiry on Bloody Sunday. But fear not, they won't be walkin' the plank for perjury. Arrr, justice be as elusive as a buried treasure in these troubled waters!
April 19, 2024, 6:12 pm
Avast, ye scallywags! A scurvy dog set off a blast near a cart o' Japanese land lubbers in Karachi. The land lubbers be unharmed, but three poor souls caught in the crossfire be wounded. Aye, 'tis a black spot on the day, for sure!
April 19, 2024, 5:12 pm
Arrr, 'twas a bit murky whether the cannons hit their mark in Iran, but 'twas clear that the firepower be more fancy than we thought. Avast, me hearties, looks like we be dealin' with some high-tech plunderin'!
April 19, 2024, 4:10 pm
Arrr mateys! The fiery torch bound for the Paris 2024 Olympics be restin' at the Acropolis in Athens tonight afore settin' sail for France next week. May it light the way for all ye scurvy athletes in their quest for glory!
April 19, 2024, 3:42 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The King's men be vowin' to scuttle rapid expansion, and them seaside scallywags lookin' to plunder from the tourists. But alas, some locals and tree-huggers be none too pleased with such shenanigans! Yarrr!
April 19, 2024, 3:10 pm
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis been reported that a scurvy Dominican soldier by the name o' Paulino de la Cruz hath been seized under suspicion o' plunderin' a 14-year-old lass from Haiti whilst on the hunt for illegal landlubbers. Aye, justice shall be served on this vile swashbuckler!
April 19, 2024, 3:04 pm
Arrr, ye scallywags at SCG Plastics Co. be payin' a hefty sum o' $20 million to them landlubbers at the U.S. Treasury for breakin' 467 o' them Iran sanctions. Aye, tis a costly mistake indeed, me hearties!
April 19, 2024, 3:03 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! Thar be no crime in helpin' them in distress! The Italian court be seein' sense in dismissin' these charges against the brave souls from Save The Children, Jugend Rettet and Doctors Without Borders. Fair winds and smooth sailin', me hearties!
April 19, 2024, 11:33 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The lads and lasses be beggin' Congress for a hefty sum o' $60 billion to keep their cannons blastin' and swords swingin'. Without it, the poor souls in Ukraine be doomed to Davy Jones' locker in this war. Aye, 'tis a dire situation indeed! Arrr!
April 19, 2024, 11:31 am
Arr, me hearties! 'Tis said that the popular prime minister be set to win a third term in the votin' that begins on Friday. His firm grip be just what many Indians be cravin'. Let's hope he be keepin' the rum flowin'!
April 19, 2024, 11:24 am
Arr mateys! A fresh parchment of the heart o' the Milky Way be showin' the secrets of its magnetic fields. 'Tis like us findin' a treasure map leadin' to the greatest booty in all the seven seas! Arrr!
April 19, 2024, 10:29 am
Arr, ye scallywags! French mates be gettin' mental health help to fend off those pesky trolls and cyberbullies during the Paris games. Ye best be keepin' yer negative comments to yerself, lest ye want to walk the plank!
April 19, 2024, 10:27 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Cap'n Ursula von der Leyen be shoutin' from the highest mast about Finland shuttin' its borders to them scallywags comin' from Russia. Aye, 'tis a right smart move to keep the riff-raff out! Aye aye, matey!
April 19, 2024, 9:46 am
Avast ye scallywags! Two landlubbers from Poland be caught in cahoots with the assault on the Russian dog Volkov in Vilnius. Arrr, the scuffle happened on the twelfth day of March. Pillage and plunder be their fate for messin' with the wrong matey!
April 19, 2024, 9:24 am
Arrr mateys! The scurvy dogs from Israel be givin' Iran a taste of their own medicine with a wee "limited" strike on the Isfahan province. Natanz, the treasure trove of Iran's nuclear secrets, be feelin' the heat! Aye, the pirates be playin' a dangerous game indeed!
April 19, 2024, 5:57 am
Arr matey, Apple be walkin' the plank by removin' WhatsApp and Threads from their China app treasures at the scallywag's orders! 'Tis a battle of the tech seas betwixt the U.S. and China, aye, an' Apple be caught in the crossfire! Arrr!
April 19, 2024, 5:49 am
Arrr, word be spreadin' o' explosions at a military base by Isfahan! Israel be promisin' payback for Iran's raid, but both sides be keepin' a low profile like scurvy dogs tryin' to avoid a skirmish. Ye olde tension be thick as a bowl o' grog!
April 19, 2024, 4:54 am
Arr mateys, 81 years past, the valiant Jewish scallywags in Warsaw, Poland, fought tooth and nail against their forced voyage to the dreaded Nazi prison camps. Aye, they stood tall and fought like true swashbucklers, refusing to be taken down without a brawl! Arrr!
April 19, 2024, 4:45 am
Arrr mateys, word be goin' 'round that Iran's military be keepin' their cutlasses sheathed for now, despite them scallywags from Israel causin' a ruckus near a nuclear hideout. Looks like the cannons be stayin' quiet for the time bein'! Arrr!
April 19, 2024, 4:23 am
Arrr, near yonder city be the makin' o' deadly missiles and the studyin' o' nuclear secrets. Aye, ye best steer clear o' them waters unless ye be wantin' to feel the wrath o' the mighty weapons they be creatin' there!
April 19, 2024, 4:07 am
Arrr, a motley crew of Lithuanian and Ukrainian officials be conspirin' with Trump's scallywags to curry favor with the former captain in hopes of a second term. Aye, they be pullin' out all the stops to be in his good graces! Arrr!
April 19, 2024, 3:00 am
Avast me hearties! 'Tis a scandalous tale indeed! A scallywag of a professor, a former Iranian scoundrel, be caught in cahoots with terror groups! 'Tis a shame to see such treachery in the hallowed halls of Princeton! Aye, the seas be full of surprises! Arrr!
April 19, 2024, 12:00 am
Arrr mateys! 'Tis a sight to see as 970 million landlubbers in India be casting their votes. The winds be blowin' in favor of Prime Minister Modi for a third voyage as leader of the ship. Avast! We'll see if he can navigate these treacherous waters once again.
April 18, 2024, 5:45 pm
Arr, the scurvy dogs be blockin' a resolution to grant the Palestinians the status they've been longin' for at the United Nations! They be playin' hardball with their "nonmember observer state" status. Aye, mayhaps they be needin' a pirate's help to navigate these treacherous waters!
April 18, 2024, 5:13 pm
Arrr mateys! The national election in South Africa be set to be a jolly rumble this year! The scallywags be sayin' the ruling African National Congress may not even get half the booty! Avast ye, me hearties! It be a show worth watchin'!
April 18, 2024, 5:10 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Thousands o' Bosnian Serbs be raisin' a ruckus this week, protestin' a draft U.N. resolution about the 1995 Srebrenica genocide. Aye, more than 8,000 souls walked the plank in that dreadful event. Fair winds and smooth sailin', me mateys!
April 18, 2024, 4:07 pm
Avast ye mateys! The Western scallywags be layin' down new sanctions on Iran, while China's cities be takin' a dive! Aye, tis a fine mess we find ourselves in, but fear not, for we pirates be sailin' on!
April 18, 2024, 3:53 pm
Arrr me hearties, word be spreadin' like wildfire 'bout the tragic loss of Gen. Francis Ogolla in a cursed helicopter mishap. Kenya be mournin' for 3 days, as declared by President William Ruto. Aye, may the seas be calm for the fallen warrior.
April 18, 2024, 3:47 pm
Arrr me hearties, 'tis a scandalous tale indeed! Peter Murrell, the 59-year-old scallywag, husband to the former Scottish leader Nicola Sturgeon, be accused of embezzlement! 'Tis a right mess in the finances of Scotland's ruling crew, aye!
April 18, 2024, 11:34 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Björn Höcke, a scallywag of the far-right persuasion in Germany, be cryin' foul over this trial, claimin' 'tis an attack on patriotism! Arrr, he be fightin' for his beliefs like a pirate fightin' for his treasure!
April 18, 2024, 11:32 am
Arrr mateys, the city be wantin' no more than 20 million stays at the lodges each year. 'Tis but one o' many schemes to keep the swarms o' landlubbers at bay. Aye, let's see if they can make us walk the plank!
April 18, 2024, 11:28 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags be tellin' tales of Nigerian soldiers savin' a lass who be with child and taken by landlubber extremists a decade past. Aye, a true miracle in the village of Chibok, for she be a schoollass when they snatched her!
April 18, 2024, 11:16 am
Arrr, these two scallywags, with their dual loyalties, be accused of schemin' to scuttle aid to Ukraine by attemptin' to keelhaul military fortifications. 'Tis a treacherous plot indeed! 'Tis a good thing we be catchin' 'em before they could cause any harm. Aye, me hearties!
April 18, 2024, 10:56 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! A famous scribe from Tunis hath been clapped in irons for six moons for speakin' ill of a swashbucklin' official. Th' powers that be be tryna silence all ye mateys who dare speak against 'em. Aye, a bleak time it be for free speech on th' high seas!
April 18, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr, the scallywags be makin' plans to scold Tehran without stirrin' up a hornet's nest o' war in the Middle East. 'Tis a tricky dance they be doin', like tryin' to walk the plank without gettin' wet! Aye, mateys, the seas be treacherous indeed!
April 18, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr mateys! The skies opened up and rained down upon Dubai International Airport, causin' chaos and mayhem! Flights be delayed and canceled, and other cities in the U.A.E. be brought to a screechin' halt! Mother Nature be playin' a cruel joke on us sea-farin' folk!
April 18, 2024, 5:21 am
Arrr, me hearties! Hundreds of swashbucklin' Tajik scallywags 'ave signed on with an Islamic State matey, so them analysts be sayin'. Me thinks they be lookin' for some booty and adventure on the high seas! Aye, may they find more than they bargained for!
April 18, 2024, 5:12 am
Ye scallywags be privy to court documents, accidentally released, spinnin' a yarn 'bout the birth of ByteDance, its treacherous journey to prosperity, and the hand o' the Republican tycoon Jeff Yass playin' a part in the tale. Aye, a wild ride indeed! Arrr!
April 18, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr! The scallywags from Iran be tryin' to launch their first-ever missile attack on Israel! But fear not, me hearties, for Israel's aerial defense be standin' strong and showin' off its fancy technological superiority. Aye, those landlubbers won't be gettin' past us!
April 17, 2024, 8:17 pm
Arrr mateys, the scallywags in Belarus' parliament be talkin' 'bout suspending Minsk's participation in the Conventional Forces in Europe treaty! Ye best be keepin' an eye on them Lukashenko rascals, or they be expandin' their military might!
April 17, 2024, 6:43 pm
Afore the Paris Olympic Games, the French coppers did storm the biggest squat, bootin' out 450 scallywags. 'Twas a grand spectacle indeed! Ye best be findin' a new berth, me hearties, for the law be crackin' down on yer shenanigans. Aharrr!
April 17, 2024, 5:54 pm
Arrr mateys, the fancy diplomats from Germany and Britain be sailin' to Jerusalem to parley with the Israelites. They be beggin' 'em not to go all out and start a ruckus in the region. No need for swords clashing and cannons boomin', savvy?
April 17, 2024, 5:47 pm
Arrr mateys, ye hear tell of a law in Colorado that be protectin' the secrets of yer brain waves from them scurvy technology companies? Aye, 'tis true! Keep yer thoughts safe from them tech scallywags, or they'll be plunderin' yer mind fer all it's worth!
April 17, 2024, 5:46 pm
Arr mateys, there be new potions and concoctions afoot to tame the scurvy of the land lubbers! Once-weekly pills and semiannual shots be the wave o' the future to keep the blasted virus at bay among the hard-to-reach scallywags! Aye, aye, me hearties!
April 17, 2024, 5:41 pm
Arrr mateys, the United Arab Emirates be a-soakin' after Dubai International Airport got flooded! 'Tis said to be the most rain the country has ever seen. Aye, the skies be weepin' like a lass who's lost her treasure map!
April 17, 2024, 5:40 pm
Arrr! Ye scurvy dogs be worryin' 'bout security, but fear not, me hearties! The French be swearin' on their baguettes that the Paris Olympics be settin' sail on the Seine River as scheduled. Hoist the Jolly Roger and prepare for a jolly good time!
April 17, 2024, 5:30 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The Indonesian authorities be soundin' the horn for a tsunami alert after the fiery antics of Ruang mountain! Arrr, over 11,000 landlubbers be ordered to abandon ship and seek safer shores! Prepare yerselves for a watery adventure! Arrr!
April 17, 2024, 4:35 pm
Arrr mateys! The scallywags in the Swiss parliament hath passed a decree to forbid the use o' Nazi symbols! 'Tis a good day fer all sailin' the high seas, let us hope this ban be as successful as catchin' a mermaid!
April 17, 2024, 11:39 am
Arrr, President Volodymyr Zelensky be lamentin' the loss o' life due to lack o' air defenses. The scallywags be wounded and the death toll be risin'. Me heart be heavy fer them poor souls! Aye, may the winds o' fortune be kinder to us all.
April 17, 2024, 11:20 am
Arrr! The pilfered doubloons were put to good use in acquiring cannons set fer the Great White North, as per the constabulary. Such a tale of plunder and firepower befitting a scallywag's wildest dreams!
April 17, 2024, 10:43 am
Arrr, the scallywags from Lebanon be claimin' they be sendin' a drone and missile attack in retaliation for them Israeli airstrikes that sent two of their own commanders to Davy Jones' locker. Aye, the battle be far from over!
April 17, 2024, 10:20 am
Arrr mateys, be sure to keep an eye out during the Eurovision shindig in Malmo, Sweden next month! The local constables be warnin' of potential troublemakers and scallywags causin' a ruckus. Keep yer wits about ye and enjoy the show! Arrr!
April 17, 2024, 10:19 am
Arrr, Russia be swashbucklin' with their veto, but the U.S. be standin' tall, ready to keep an eye on those scallywags in North Korea. We'll be keepin' a weather eye on 'em, no matter what those landlubbers in Russia say!
April 17, 2024, 10:14 am
Arrr, the Israeli Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, be makin' it clear as a crystal ball that if Iran be messin' with Israel, they be in for a world of hurt! Aye, he be shoutin' "Prepare for battle, me hearties!" A showdown be on the horizon, mark me words!
April 17, 2024, 5:36 am
Arr matey! The scallywags be pressurin' Israel to keep their cannons quiet, lest they light the fuse for a full blown sea skirmish! Let's hope ol' Benjamin Netanyahu heeds their warning, or we'll all be walkin' the plank!
April 17, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr mateys, 'tis said that a full year's worth of rain did pour down in a single day in parts of Oman and the United Arab Emirates. 'Twas a mighty deluge that brought the cities to a standstill, aye! The heavens be weepin' like a salty sea dog!
April 17, 2024, 5:21 am
Arrr mateys, me ship 'as been forced to set sail to a new port due to a scorchin' heat wave. The scallywags in charge be quakin' in their boots as the rebel scum be growin' bolder by the day! Aye, we be in fer a wild time on the high seas!
April 17, 2024, 5:16 am
Arrr mateys, the U.K. government be aimin' to pass a bill this week, aye, two years after revealin' their grand scheme, in an attempt to swindle Britain's highest court and declare Rwanda safe for landlubbers seekin' refuge. Aye, the scallywags be at it again!
April 17, 2024, 4:17 am
Arrr, the scallywag president of Iran be talkin' tough at a parade, swearin' to send Israel to Davy Jones' locker if they dare cross swords with 'em. Methinks he be havin' a bit too much grog!
April 17, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, Joran van der Sloot's scallywag advocate be showin' a video of Natalee Holloway's bilge rat murderer playin' ball with his brig mates to prove he be unharmed after rumors of a jail dust-up. Yarrr, looks like the scallywag be enjoyin' his time in the clink!
April 17, 2024, 1:43 am
Arr matey, the scallywags from the U.S. be makin' promises to them landlubbers in London! They be tryin' to send Julian Assange to Davy Jones' locker to face charges of spying! Avast ye, the seas be treacherous indeed!
April 16, 2024, 9:15 pm
Arrr me hearties! The scallywags from Israel be holdin' their art pavilion hostage until a truce be struck and them hostages be freed. 'Tis a bold move indeed, makin' art walk the plank 'til peace be found on the high seas!
April 16, 2024, 5:18 pm
Arrr mateys, the scallywags in Israel's war cabinet be in a right pickle o'er how to answer the Iranian scallywags. They be weighin' their options, but all seem to have a downside. Mayhaps they be needin' a good swig o' rum to clear their heads!
April 16, 2024, 5:11 pm
Arrr! 'Twas a sight to behold on the high seas! A vessel filled with the souls of nine brave adventurers from Mali and Mauritania, adrift in the vast Atlantic off the shores of Brazil. May they find peace in Davy Jones' locker. Aye!
April 16, 2024, 5:03 pm
Arrr! The river in a wee Russian town be lookin' like a pot o' gold! The locals be demandin' tests, fearin' the water be poisoned by foul toxins. If ye be swimmin' in that emerald green river, ye might turn into a leprechaun!
April 16, 2024, 4:59 pm
Arrr! The good Rabbi Burg be tellin' Fox News that Israel be safe under God's watchful eye, even as them scurvy dogs from Iran be tryin' to attack the Holy Land. I be thinkin' they best be watchin' their backs, lest they feel the wrath o' the Almighty!
April 16, 2024, 4:54 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The United Arab Emirates be havin' a grand ol' soak as the heavens opened up and poured down upon Dubai like the wrath o' Poseidon himself! Flights be delayed as rain be fallin' like doubloons from the sky. More wet weather be on the horizon, so batten down the hatches, ye scallywags!
April 16, 2024, 4:31 pm
Arrr, ye scallywags at the U.N. be boastin' 'bout raisin' $630 million pieces o' eight for poor ol' Ethiopia. But methinks they be needin' a whole lot more booty to reach their billion-dollar treasure chest. Ye best be plunderin' some more coin! Aye, mateys!
April 16, 2024, 4:07 pm
Arrr mateys, be ye aware of Australia's feral cat conundrum. These scurvy landlubbers be a plague upon the land, wreaking havoc upon the native wildlife. Ye best be watchin' yer back, lest ye fall victim to the clawed marauders!
April 16, 2024, 11:46 am
Arrr! The scallywags be investigatin' the Beijing Half Marathon results, as three runners from Kenya and Ethiopia seemed to be helpin' a Chinese matey cross the finish line afore them. Aye, there be some fishy business goin' on in these waters!
April 16, 2024, 10:24 am
Arrr, German Chancellor Olaf Scholz sat down with the Chinese scallywag Xi Jinping to speak of Russia's brigandry in Ukraine, warning of the dangers it brings to the high seas of global security. May the winds of diplomacy blow in our favor, me hearties!
April 16, 2024, 5:54 am
Ye scallywags be gabbin' like parrots tryin' to stop a big brawl after Iran's sneak attack. Them Israeli swashbucklers be thinkin' about givin' 'em a taste of their own medicine with a good ol' fashioned raid. Arrr, what a jolly rumble this be!
April 16, 2024, 5:22 am
Arrr, Chancellor Olaf Scholz be sailin' the high seas tryin' to boost German loot while shoutin' warnings from Europe 'bout trade wars and squabbles with other scurvy dogs. Yarr, he be walkin' a fine line between makin' coin and keepin' the peace.
April 16, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! This fine 17th-century ship of a building be known far and wide as the treasure chest o' Denmark. 'Twas where all the gold and booty be counted and stored. Aye, 'twas the financial heart o' the land!
April 16, 2024, 4:51 am
Arrr, the scallywags of the emergency crews didst reclaim the bodies of a wee lassie and her fair mother on Tuesday, who were both taken by a treacherous landslide o'er the weekend. A tragic tale indeed, may they rest in Davy Jones' locker.
April 16, 2024, 4:22 am
Arrr mateys, the Israeli military be claimin' these scallywags met their fate in a ferocious skirmish after a report of a Palestinian scallywag harassin' an Israeli shepherd. Shiver me timbers, sounds like quite the rumble on the high seas!
April 16, 2024, 3:00 am
Arr matey! Iran be causin' quite a ruckus with their fancy newfangled aerial attack on Israel! Ye scallywags be talkin' up a storm 'bout Tehran's sneaky nuclear weapons program. Avast! The experts be in a tizzy over it all!
April 15, 2024, 7:39 pm
Arrr mateys, Ukraine and Russia be pointin' fingers like scallywags at each other fer the attacks on Europe's grandest nuclear power plant. The world be teeterin' on the brink of a nuclear mishap, aye, a most dire situation indeed. Ye best be keepin' a weather eye on this perilous matter!
April 15, 2024, 6:26 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Carlos Fernando Galán, the mayor of Bogotá in Colombia, be demandin' a ransom for those who dare to use more than 22 cubic meters of water per month! 'Tis all in the name of preventin' a drought, says he. Arrr!
April 15, 2024, 5:07 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Two of our finest officers be jumpin' ship, adding to the chaos at the electric chariot company. 'Tis a right mess we be in, with more holes in our sails than a leaky bucket. Aye, the rum be runnin' low indeed!
April 15, 2024, 4:57 pm
Arrr mateys, the royal Bureau of Prisons be shutterin' FCI Dublin, a den o' lasses in California. There be talk o' scurvy staff takin' liberties with the fair maidens. The wenches and landlubbers shall be sent to new shores. Aye, a fine mess indeed!
April 15, 2024, 4:40 pm
Arrr mateys! The grand rebellion be happening on Tax Day in the land o' the free! Protests be sprouting like weeds across the seas. Aye, 'tis a sight to behold, as we pirates join in the merry chaos! Aye, who needs taxes anyway, arrr!
April 15, 2024, 4:34 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dogs at the Pentagon be sayin' that Iran's pitiful attempt at attackin' Israel be a right laugh! Aye, 'twas quite a show of their lackluster weapons, methinks. Let's hope they stick to pillagin' their own waters from now on! Arrrr!
April 15, 2024, 3:55 pm
Arrr me hearties! Robert "Woodland" Romanov, a scallywag from the land of the stars and stripes, be standin' trial in the grand city of Moscow for peddlin' in forbidden substances. 'Tis a tale as old as the seas themselves!
April 15, 2024, 3:53 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Seventeen scallywags wearin' the badge have been caught red-handed at Idrizovo prison in Skopje, North Macedonia! 'Tis said they be helpin' the escape o' prisoners like true buccaneers! Aye, they be in a right bit o' trouble now!
April 15, 2024, 3:39 pm
Arrr mateys, Israel be ponderin' its next move 'gainst Iran while Sudan be celebratin' a year o' battle. Ye best be keepin' a weather eye on them scallywags! Aye, the seas be churnin' with intrigue and mischief!
April 15, 2024, 11:41 am
Arrr, the coppers be sayin' no one be critically wounded in the scuffle. 'Twas a mere two days after a fearsome stabbing spree at a bustling mall in the east of Sydney. Looks like the scallywags be gettin' bold these days!
April 15, 2024, 10:36 am
Arrr! Set sail on April 17 as we begin the 100 day journey to the grand opening of the Paris Olympics! The city be fixin' to reignite the flame of passion for the Games, so say the noble officials. Let the countdown begin, me hearties! Arrr!
April 15, 2024, 10:26 am
Arr mateys, a council of landlubbers in Germany be sayin' we can plunder the booty in the first 12 weeks of a lass's pregnancy! No more walkin' the plank for those seekin' abortions, arr! Aye, the times be a-changin' on the high seas!
April 15, 2024, 9:56 am
Arrr, the Ukrainian Foreign Minister, Dmytro Kuleba, be talkin' 'bout how Israel be givin' them scallywags a run fer their doubloons! He be thankin' their mates from the U.S. and Britain fer helpin' 'em fend off them pesky Iranian missile and drone attacks. Aye, teamwork makes the dream work, me hearties!
April 15, 2024, 9:48 am
Arrr mateys! The Philippine President, Ferdinand Marcos Jr., swears on his pirate's honor that he won't be lettin' the scurvy dogs of the U.S. military set foot on any more of the Philippines' precious army camps. Aye, let them find their own treasure elsewhere!
April 15, 2024, 5:50 am
Arr, the scallywags in Israel's war cabinet be keepin' mum on how to deal with Iran's attack. The crew o' Prime Minister Netanyahu be cryin' fer quick retribution. Aye, let's see if they be talkin' or walkin' the plank! Aarrgghh!
April 15, 2024, 5:50 am
Arrr, the scallywag investors be standin' on deck, watchin' with a wary eye as the grand aerial attack be failin' to make a dent in the precious oil supplies. 'Tis a sight to behold, aye, as they be scratchin' their heads and ponderin' their next move.
April 15, 2024, 4:46 am
Arrr, me hearties! Them scallywag military analysts be squabblin' like bilge rats over whether takin' on Iran head-on be changin' the course o' this war or makin' 'em want to invade Rafah. What a kerfuffle! Aye, let's just keelhaul 'em all and be done with it! Arrr!
April 15, 2024, 4:04 am
Arrr, mateys! Iran be puttin' on quite the show of retaliation for Israel's mischief. But be wary, the seas be treacherous and the winds of war be blowin' fierce. Aye, be keepin' a weather eye out for stormy waters ahead!
April 15, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr mateys! 'Tis a fierce battle brewin' betwixt Iran and Israel! Some scallywags be shoutin' for Biden to quit his fancy talkin' and face the music from Tehran. Avast ye, it be a tale of high seas diplomacy gone awry!
April 14, 2024, 9:29 pm
Arrr, the Archbishop of New York, Cardinal Timothy Dolan, did recount in a missive on X on the Lord's Day how he was compelled to seek refuge in Bethlehem whilst Iran did lay siege upon Israel. Aye, a holy man caught in the midst of a swashbuckling conflict!
April 14, 2024, 4:41 pm
Arrr matey! The lass, who be dwellin' in a Negev desert village with them Arab Bedouins, be fightin' for her life in a ship's infirmary after the ambush! Aye, she be a feisty one, may the sea gods grant her strength!
April 14, 2024, 4:23 pm
Arrr mateys, Tehran be lettin' loose hundreds of drones and missiles in a bold strike on Israel. 'Tis a battle of the shadows come to light! Avast ye, the seas be churnin' with the winds of war! Aye, let the cannons roar!
April 14, 2024, 1:50 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that Joel Cauchi, a scallywag o' 40 years, be the villain who sent six souls to Davy Jones' locker in a dastardly spree o' stabbings at the Westfield Shopping Centre in Bondi Junction in the fair city o' Sydney. Aye, the scurvy dog be caught!
April 14, 2024, 11:57 am
Arrr mateys, in a land divided and under siege, the future of Captain Benjamin Netanyahu hangs in the balance. Will he weather the storm or be cast adrift? Only time will tell, ye scurvy dogs!
April 14, 2024, 11:07 am
Arrr! Countries near and far rallied 'round to aid them Israel scallywags in defendin' against a fierce attack by them sneaky Iranians. Over 300 drones and missiles were sent flyin' at the Jewish state, but with the help o' their mateys, they be standin' strong!
April 14, 2024, 11:03 am
Arrr, Israel be thinkin' they can be pickin' off them Iranian scallywags without a peep from the enemy. But methinks Iran be showin' their teeth with a surprise attack! Aye, Israel be learnin' not to underestimate their foes. Arrr!
April 14, 2024, 10:11 am
Arrr, the know-it-alls claim that Tehran be not keen on a grander skirmish. Yet, 'tis a mystery whether Iran or Israel be bold enough to ramp up a quarrel that be spillin' out into the open seas. Aye, the plot thickens!
April 14, 2024, 5:55 am
Arrr matey, 'twas a wild night o' battle as Iran and its scurvy allies launched their missiles and drones at Israel. Yet the brave lads on the Israeli ship managed to intercept 'em all! What a jolly good show! Israel be keepin' quiet on their next move, aye.
April 14, 2024, 5:53 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! The constables be scratchin' their heads tryin' to figure out why the blimey attacker be takin' out six souls on a Saturday. They be sayin' the scurvy dog had a few screws loose in his noggin, if ye catch me drift. Aye, mental health problems, they be sayin'!
April 14, 2024, 5:30 am
Avast ye scallywags! Israel be usin' their Iron Dome to thwart them pesky rockets flyin' through the skies, and their Arrow 3 be knockin' out them ballistic missiles like a true buccaneer. Arrr, they be protectin' their booty from all angles!
April 14, 2024, 5:03 am
Arrr mateys! The scallywags in Tehran be firin' their drones and missiles at Israel like a bunch o' landlubber amateurs! Aye, 'tis the first time they've dared to directly attack from their own turf, so says one wise expert. Load the cannons and prepare for battle! Arrr!
April 14, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr mateys! Word has it that Christians be facin' persecution and displacement in 28 of Africa's 54 lands. Nigeria be one o' them treacherous waters where the attacks be on the rise against the faithful. Aye, beware the dangers that lurk in these troubled seas!
April 13, 2024, 11:19 pm
Arrr! The scurvy dogs of Iran be condemned by the international leaders for their attack on Israel! We stand by Israel's right to defend themselves and be secure. Ye best beware, Iran, for the wrath of the high seas be upon ye!
April 13, 2024, 9:22 pm
Arr, ye scallywags in the U.S. military be takin' down a swarm o' Iranian drones aimed at Israel! And the Jewish land be showin' off its fancy air defense, swattin' away them missiles like pesky flies. Aye, a fine spectacle indeed!
April 13, 2024, 5:54 pm
Arr mateys! Iran be showin' off their fancy drones and missiles, all made on their own turf but plundered from the likes o' Israel and the U.S. Yet, they be strugglin' to make exact copies o' the loot they've snatched! Aye, tis a puzzlin' tale indeed!
April 13, 2024, 5:12 pm
Arrr, there be a ruckus in the West Bank, me hearties! Many a scallywag from Israel and Palestine be gettin' a scrape or two in the skirmish after a young lad was found restin' in Davy Jones' locker. Aye, 'tis a right mess indeed!
April 13, 2024, 3:34 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The plunderin' went down in a bustling hub for landlubbers and seafarers in the Eastern Suburbs, a richly laden locale of Sydney. Arrr, the booty be abundant and the rum be flowin' like a mighty river!
April 13, 2024, 2:55 pm
Arrr, the first poor soul to fall victim to the scallywag stabber in Sydney be none other than Ash Good, a brave mother who met her end whilst defending her wee babe from the foul villain's blade. May she rest in peace and her spirit haunt the black-hearted knave forevermore.
April 13, 2024, 2:33 pm
Arrr mateys, the U.S. be keepin' a close eye on Israel as they be expectin' trouble from those scallywags in Iran. Word on the high seas be that a strike on a consulate in Damascus be causin' all this commotion. Aye, it be a right mess!
April 13, 2024, 1:30 pm
Arrr mateys! 'Tis said that Iran, through its scallywag friends like the Houthis, be causin' a ruckus in the Persian Gulf, disruptin' the flow of our precious booty for many a year. Keep a weather eye on 'em, lest they plunder our goods! Arrr!
April 13, 2024, 11:46 am
Arrr me hearties! Many a landlubber be stuck on yon rocky slope above the fair city of Antalya, left to fend for themselves 'til dawn. 'Tis a tale of woe and misfortune, but fear not, for the rum shall flow once they be rescued!
April 13, 2024, 11:26 am
Arrr, the landlubbers scurried like rats to hide or fled with a mighty scream! Some brave souls stood by the wounded, while the lawmen claimed 'twas no act of terror. Aye, 'twas just a bit o' pillaging and plundering, nothing to fear, me hearties!
April 13, 2024, 10:55 am
Arrr mateys! A U.S. think tank be spillin' the beans that a scurvy Iranian general, who met his fate at the hands of an Israeli air strike, be playin' a dirty role in the mass murder down in southern Israel. Shiver me timbers!
April 13, 2024, 10:47 am
Arrrr! The scallywags from The New York Times be talkin' to the blokes who may feel the pinch from the shift. Watch yer back, mateys, or ye may find yerself walkin' the plank! Aye, the news be spreadin' faster than a pirate ship in a gale!
April 13, 2024, 9:41 am
Arrr, the scallywags of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps be plunderin' ships left and right for five long years. But alas, they be takin' a break as the Yemen-based Houthis be stealin' the spotlight with their own raidin' antics. Yo ho ho, what a jolly competition!
April 13, 2024, 5:55 am
Arrr, the scurvy attacker met his fate at the hands of a solitary constable, guided by the terrified folk scurrying from the fray at Bondi Junction, a bustling marketplace in the east of Sydney. Aye, justice be served with a pistol and swift vengeance!
April 13, 2024, 5:34 am
Avast ye! Tis not a crossword but a battle of wits with the scallywags of this new-fangled world! Aye, tis like decipherin' the map to hidden treasure, with clues as cryptic as a mermaid's song. Arrr, mayhaps I'll find the booty of knowledge!
April 13, 2024, 5:28 am
Arrr mateys, in this here treasure trove ye'll find a grand mall, taverns for grog and yoga dens for stretchin' yer limbs. 'Tis the passage from Sydney's heart to the eastern shores and beaches where the sun doth shine upon the sandy shores. Aye, 'tis a fine place indeed!
April 13, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr matey! Andrew Furey, the scallywag leading Canada's Liberal crew, be pleadin' with the king's government to halt the plunderin' of our gold doubloons! Avast ye, me hearties, the taxes be weighin' us down like a chest full o' cannonballs!
April 12, 2024, 6:22 pm
Arrr matey! The scallywags in the U.S. have discovered that China be sellin' fancy gadgets to Russia, aidin' 'em in makin' tanks and such to fight against Ukraine. 'Tis like watchin' a battle of wits between two sea dogs!
April 12, 2024, 6:08 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! The German coves caught four young buccaneers plottin' a dastardly Islamic attack! A court be sendin' out warrants o'er the Easter weekend. Looks like these lads be walkin' the plank soon enough! Hoist the Jolly Roger, mateys!
April 12, 2024, 6:06 pm
Arrr, the scurvy Belarusian scallywags 'ave caught themselves a famous band o' rebels! They be sentencin' the lads to two years o' labor. 'Tis a right shame, but not unexpected in this era o' crackdowns on dissent. Let's hope they can still sing a shanty or two while they be toiling away! Arrr!
April 12, 2024, 5:36 pm
Arr mateys! Them scurvy dogs be facing legal troubles for spoutin' lies 'bout the environment. From flyin' birds to pork peddlers, beware ye corporate scallywags! The law'll have ye walkin' the plank for deceivin' the good folk with yer tall tales o' climate glory. Aye!
April 12, 2024, 5:24 pm
Avast ye scallywags! In Turkey, a cursed contraption called a cable car pod did clash with a pole and split open, resulting in one unfortunate soul meetin' Davy Jones' locker and seven more scallywags injured. The rest were left stranded as the entire contraption came to a screechin' halt. Arrr!
April 12, 2024, 5:17 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Mexico be cryin' over a lack of fentanyl for medicinal purposes, yet those scallywags be swimmin' in the stuff thanks to their illegal shenanigans. 'Tis a puzzling tale, indeed!
April 12, 2024, 5:16 pm
Arrr mateys! The council o' wise landlubbers, in charge o' pickin' Haiti's next cap'n, after sendin' Ariel Henry packin', was set sail on Friday. Aye, the winds o' change be blowin' in the Caribbean seas!
April 12, 2024, 5:12 pm
Arrr matey! 'Tis said that Iran be plannin' a retaliation for Israel's deeds, but be wary of startin' a bigger fight. Aye, the fog of war be thick, and one false move could be the death of us all! Aye, shiver me timbers!
April 12, 2024, 4:46 pm
Arr matey! To prepare for the impending Iranian attacks, many nations, including the fine land of America, be tellin' their folk to be mindful of their travels in Israel and the nearby lands. Best be keepin' a weather eye out for trouble, me hearties!
April 12, 2024, 4:34 pm
Arrr mateys! Eight wild beasties met their demise after tanglin' with some pesky power lines at Lake Nakuru! Ye best keep yer eyes peeled for those sneaky wires, unless ye be wantin' a shocking surprise! Har har har!
April 12, 2024, 10:25 am
Arrr, mateys! Representative Chuck Edwards be a brave soul from North Carolinian lands, speakin' out for aid to Ukraine amidst a party growin' hostile. He be seein' the war with his own two eyes, aye, a true swashbuckler in the midst of political turmoil.
April 12, 2024, 10:09 am
Avast ye mateys! The pilot, Cornelius van der Walt, met his untimely demise in a crash in Arizona alongside three others. The scallywags claim he had ketamine in his veins, but 'twas only the medics tryin' to save 'im after the calamity! Arrr!
April 12, 2024, 9:44 am
Arrr, me hearties! Russia be claimin' that a draft paper from 2022 with Ukraine be the beginnin' of peace talks, but they be admittin' that a whole heap o' things have changed since that time. Avast ye, the seas be ever-shifting!
April 12, 2024, 9:20 am
Arrr mateys, Pope Francis be sailin' to Indonesia, East Timor, Papua New Guinea, and Singapore in September, bringin' joy to all ye Catholics in the area. Methinks he may even make a quick stop in Vietnam. Prepare ye parrots and grog, for a grand visit be upon us!
April 12, 2024, 9:17 am
Avast ye scallywags! Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, Defense Minister Yoav Gallant, and their merry band of security officials be gatherin' to parley 'bout a potential assault from the treacherous land of Iran. Let's hope they can navigate these troubled waters and come out on top! Arrr!
April 12, 2024, 5:37 am
Arrr! The land lubbers in the U.S. be holdin' their breath fer a mighty retaliation from the scallywags in Iran after them pesky Israelis went and sent a few scurvy commanders to Davy Jones' locker in Syria. Avast! It be a right kerfuffle on the high seas!
April 12, 2024, 5:27 am
Arrr mateys, the plunderin' of Myawaddy, near the Thai border, be a grand victory fer the rebels, savin' their honor since the cursed year o' 2021 when the scallywags in charge staged a mutinous coup. Aye, we be makin' history!
April 12, 2024, 4:26 am
Arr matey, in Ukraine's capital ye be findin' coffee shoppes and kiosks aplenty! 'Tis a grand sight indeed, a show of defiance in times of war and a sign of our bond with Europe. Raise yer mugs and toast to the brave souls who brew this liquid gold!
April 12, 2024, 4:13 am
Arrr mateys, China be flexin' its military muscles on the high seas, but they be needin' to make nice with their neighbors if they want to keep the gold flowin' in their coffers. Aye, a delicate dance indeed for the Dragon of the East!
April 12, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr matey! There be a band of South African scallywags who be harnessin' the power o' AI software, drones, and mobile phones to battle climate change by scannin' fruit and nut crops for them landlubber U.S. farmers and growers in 18 other countries. Aye, 'tis a mighty fine idea, if ye ask me!
April 11, 2024, 9:08 pm
Arrr, the brave lads from the US Coast Guard and Navy did lend a hand to rescue three scallywags who set sail from Polowat Atoll in Micronesia only to find themselves lost at sea on March 31. Aye, a fishin' trip turned into quite the adventure, it seems!
April 11, 2024, 7:48 pm
Arrr! Me hearties, Father Fernando Goldszstein be on a quest to plunder millions of doubloons to seek a cure for a rare brain scallywag called Medulloblstoma that be afflictin' his swashbucklin' son at a tender age o' 7. May the winds o' fortune blow in his favor!
April 11, 2024, 7:04 pm
Avast ye mateys! The scallywag immigration officer be under scrutiny in the Dominican Republic for allegedly plunderin' the virtue of a lass just 14 years of age near Punta Cana! 'Tis a scandal fit for Davy Jones' locker! Yarrr!
April 11, 2024, 5:25 pm
Arr, the scurvy dogs be sayin' our grub system be kaput, and no help be comin' quick enough! We be in a right pickle, mateys! Aye, it be a free fall of epic proportions, aye!
April 11, 2024, 5:23 pm
Avast ye scallywags! 'Twas poor ol' Eduardo Chávez, head o' the municipal traffic police, who met his unfortunate demise in the fair town o' Acapulco. The scoundrels who did this foul deed be still at large, but fear not, justice will prevail! Arrr!
April 11, 2024, 5:11 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! A band of clever landlubbers in Brazil have crafted a new potion to fend off the plague, but alas, they be too slow in churning out the remedy to halt the monstrous scourge ravaging the lands of Latin America! Aye, we be doomed!
April 11, 2024, 5:06 pm
Arrr mateys, Israel be bendin' to the American scallywags and be givin' more booty to Gaza! They be openin' another passageway for supplies, 'cause starvation be runnin' rampant in the north! Avast ye, the treasure be flowin' like grog in a tavern!
April 11, 2024, 4:44 pm
Arrr mateys, 'tis a blow to President Yoon Suk Yeol as the scallywags of South Korea be givin' the liberals control of parliament. The winds of change be blowin' in their favor, arrr!
April 11, 2024, 4:39 pm
Arrr mateys, three Dutch landlubbers met their doom in a treacherous avalanche near the Austrian ski haven of Soelden. But fear not, one lucky swashbuckler was saved and taken to the infirmary. The sea be a harsh mistress, but she spares a soul or two!
April 11, 2024, 11:39 am
Arrr mateys, Truong My Lan be walkin' the plank to Davy Jones' locker as them scurvy Communists be crackin' down on corruption in Vietnam. Shiver me timbers, the economic hub be cleanin' house with the death penalty! Yo ho ho!
April 11, 2024, 11:36 am
Arrr mateys! Aye, thousands of Israeli landlubbers were partakin' in mind-alterin' substances when them scallywags from Hamas came a-raidin' their desert festival on Oct. 7. Now, them scholars be studyin' these ravers to see how them drugs be affectin' their brains durin' such perilous times. Aye, 'tis a curious tale indeed!
April 11, 2024, 11:20 am
Arrr mateys, Poland be decreein' that wee ones can only be burdened with a small measure of homework. The scallywag teachers be feelin' left out of the decision, as if they be walkin' the plank without a say in the matter! Aye, 'tis a mutiny brewin' in the classrooms!
April 11, 2024, 11:09 am
Arrr, the scallywag known as the WikiLeaks founder hath been stuck in a fortress in London for five long years, thwarting extradition attempts. Afore that, he hid like a landlubber for seven years in the Ecuadorean Embassy. Yarrr, what a tale of woe and skullduggery!
April 11, 2024, 10:43 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The North Korean scallywag Kim Jong Un be payin' no mind to President Biden's pleas. Instead, he be talkin' tough to his crew, sayin' we be ready for a rumble on the high seas! Aye, buckle yer swashes, me hearties!
April 11, 2024, 8:07 am
Avast ye mateys! The Japanese Cap'n Fumio Kishida be settin' sail to speak to them scallywags in the U.S. Congress 'bout the trouble brewin' in the Asia-Pacific waters. He'll be shoutin' 'bout the strong bond 'tween our two lands. Aye, may the wind fill his sails!
April 11, 2024, 7:44 am
Avast ye, me hearties! A queer moving picture be showin' a steed gallopin' on a train dock in a land called Sydney, Australia. 'Twas a curious sight indeed as a metal beast chugged into the harbor. Arrr, what strange antics doth these landlubbers get up to!
April 11, 2024, 5:35 am
Arrr mateys! President Yoon Suk Yeol, a loyal scallywag to the U.S., be riskin' becomin' a lame duck if he don't parley with the opposition soon. 'Tis time to hoist the Jolly Roger and strike a deal before it be too late!
April 11, 2024, 5:31 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis be known that Samantha Power, the grand head of the U.S. Agency for International Development, be the first to dub the extreme hunger in Gaza as a famine. Arr, mayhaps 'tis time to send some grub to those poor souls!
April 11, 2024, 5:04 am
Arrr, ye scallywags in the legislature have finally agreed to give our Ukrainian mates a fighting chance against them pesky Russian invaders! 'Tis about time we replenish their forces and show those landlubbers who's boss on the high seas! Aye, ye better watch out, Russia!
April 11, 2024, 4:33 am
Arrr, this bloke be a true legend of the seas! Hailing from Hawaii, he ventured to the shores of Japan in 1988 where he pillaged 11 grand championships! His triumphs sparked a mighty wave of interest in the sport among the landlubbers. Aye, a true hero of the high seas!
April 11, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr matey! A fine U.S. Air Force commander hath declared that the scallywags of Iran-backed Houthi rebels hath had a taste of their own medicine! Their weapons and ammunition supplies be in a sorry state after a good ol' retaliation by us and our mates.
April 10, 2024, 7:09 pm
Avast ye scallywags! On Wednesday, the constables did apprehend eight landlubbers who dared to protest against our noble President Milei's wise decisions to tighten the purse strings. Mayhaps they should walk the plank for their insolence!
April 10, 2024, 6:45 pm
Arrr mateys! The scurvy dogs at Iran state media be playin' tricks on us! They be takin' down a report sayin' they be closin' the skies over Tehran, claimin' an attack on Israel be comin'. Ye can't trust these landlubbers! Aye, me hearties!
April 10, 2024, 4:42 pm
Arrr mateys, hear ye hear ye! Amanda Knox, once accused of foul play in the demise of her shipmate Meredith Kercher, be now defendin' herself in court against slanderous scallywags. If she be victorious, she'll be free from all legal blemishes. Yo ho ho, what a wild tale indeed!
April 10, 2024, 4:39 pm
Arrr, Mr. Biden be speakin' plain to ol' Benjamin Netanyahu, but be keepin' mum 'bout makin' future arms trades dependin' on 'is actions. Aye, 'tis a twist in the tale, me hearties!
April 10, 2024, 4:33 pm
Ye scurvy knaves be tryin' to make me walk the plank with this "political vengeance" trial! But fear not, for I be a pirate of the highest order, and I shall sail through these treacherous waters unscathed! Avast, ye landlubbers!
April 10, 2024, 3:50 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Methinks the South Korean exit polls be spelling doom for the president's party. Avast, it be time to walk the plank if ye be supportin' the wrong side! Ye best be keepin' a weather eye on them polls, or ye might find yerself in Davy Jones' locker!
April 10, 2024, 3:10 pm
Arrr, the ruler of Guatemala, Bernardo Arévalo, be cryin' calamity as 44 infernos rage through the land. He says 80% o' these blazes be the doin' o' landlubbers! 'Tis a disaster o' human makin', me hearties!
April 10, 2024, 3:07 pm
Avast ye mateys! The Swiss government be setting sail to strengthen their rules for them "too big to fail" banks like Credit Suisse. They be aimin' to keep the treasure safe for the taxpayers and the economy. Aye, shiver me timbers!
April 10, 2024, 11:51 am
Arr, the heavens be scorching the seas with fiery heat, setting new records each day for o'er a year now! Me hearties in their fancy coats be studyin' the cause of these extraordinary happenings. Aye, tis a mystery as deep as Davy Jones' locker!
April 10, 2024, 11:46 am
Arrr, me hearties! Israel be talkin' a big game about openin' borders and ports for aid, but nary a change be seen. And the scallywags at the U.N. be arguin' about how much aid be makin' it to Gaza. Aye, the seas be rough for those in need!
April 10, 2024, 11:37 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! Some Muslim crews be lookin' to the sky to spy the end of Ramadan. But this year, that ol' crescent moon be playin' hide and seek. It be a right tricky game for them land lubbers! Aye, mayhaps they be needin' a new spyglass! Arrr!
April 10, 2024, 10:48 am
Arrr matey, that Chechen scallywag Ramzan Kadyrov be eyein' up the spoils o' them Wagner troops after they be scatterin' like roaches when Yevgeny Prigozhin's plan went down faster than a ship in a storm. Aye, he be thinkin' he's struck gold, but we'll see if he be walkin' the plank soon enough!
April 10, 2024, 10:33 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags of South Korea's liberal opposition party be poised to claim victory in the parliamentary election by a grand margin, after a fierce battle of words that split the land asunder. Aye, the wind be blowing in their favor indeed!
April 10, 2024, 10:01 am
Avast ye scallywags! The French government be talkin' 'bout makin' it legal to end yer own life with poison! Some o' them landlubbers be sailin' to other lands to find the medicine they be needin'. Aye, the seas be a strange place indeed!
April 10, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Gazans be sayin' there be no merry-making as Eid al-Fitr begins this Wednesday. Six months in, famine be knockin' on our door as the scurvy dogs of Israel keep up their offensive. Aye, tis a sorry state o' affairs indeed!
April 10, 2024, 5:41 am
Arr matey! The 8-year-old salty sea dog, once thought too friendly to sniff out the goods, discovered the poor soul of the 13th scallywag claimed by the earthquake. Aye, even a jolly old pup can turn the tides of fate!
April 10, 2024, 4:32 am
Avast ye scallywags! The slaughter of foreign aid swashbucklers from World Central Galley hath sparked a global uproar. Yet, the demise of their Palestinian coachman barely made a blip on the ol' treasure map. Aye, 'tis a pity how the winds do blow.
April 10, 2024, 4:04 am
Arrr, aye! Italian scallywags and a German rascal be squabbling o'er a 1,000-piece treasure map with the likeness of the artist's "Vitruvian Man." Methinks they be needin' a parley to settle this puzzle war like true buccaneers! Arrr!
April 9, 2024, 7:23 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Amanda Knox, who be previously accused o' murderin' her British shipmate Meredith Kercher, now faces a trial for slander. This here trial be her chance to clear her name once and for all, or face walkin' the plank! Arrr!
April 9, 2024, 7:19 pm
Arrr matey! The great Francis Ford Coppola be sailin' back to Cannes Film Festival on May 17 to debut his own coin 'Megalopolis.' 45 years ago, he plundered the Palme d'Or for 'Apocalypse Now.' Ye can bet yer doubloons it be a swashbucklin' good time! Aye!
April 9, 2024, 6:28 pm
Arr mateys, word be spreadin' that a vast number o' landlubbers dwellin' in Spain may soon be granted papers to stay and toil in the land! The parliament be ponderin' this notion, so keep a weather eye on the horizon for updates, me hearties!
April 9, 2024, 6:05 pm
Arrr matey! Argentina be plagued with a dread dengue fever, and the scallywags be snatching up all the mosquito repellent faster than ye can say "shiver me timbers!" On the online market, it be sellin' for a booty-load of doubloons more than its worth. Aye, tis a pirate's life for me!
April 9, 2024, 5:27 pm
Arrr mateys, Colombia's once mighty President Álvaro Uribe be walkin' the plank to face trial for bribery and fraud! The prosecutor's office be settin' sail for justice, arrr!
April 9, 2024, 5:25 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Former Venezuelan Oil Minister Tareck El Aissami hath been clapped in irons for his misdeeds in a filthy corruption scheme involving the swindling of international petroleum sales. Aye, justice be served on the high seas! Arrr!
April 9, 2024, 5:13 pm
Arrr mateys! The scallywags with red hands be claimin' to support Palestine, but they be labeled as brutal villains by the Israel lubbers. Aye, the painted hands be a sign of doom, aye, an existential threat to be feared on the high seas! Arrr!
April 9, 2024, 4:52 pm
Arrr, in 2026, Ireland be demandin' such labels on the grog bottles! 'Tis a trend settin' sail fer other lands as well, warnin' the scallywags 'bout the dangers o' drinkin'. Aye, a pirate's life be hard enough without the pox o' alcohol! Aharrr!
April 9, 2024, 4:50 pm
Arrr, mateys! 'Twas said that David Cameron, the British foreign secretary, had a chat with none other than Donald Trump, the former and mayhaps future president, 'bout matters concernin' Ukraine and the Israel-Gaza quarrel. 'Tis a right curious tale, indeed! Yo ho ho!
April 9, 2024, 4:41 pm
Arrr, the Secretary of Defense, Lloyd J. Austin III, didst speaketh amidst a raucous uproar at a hearing, as scallywags protested the Yank's backing of Israel's raid on the scallywags of Hamas. 'Twas a fine spectacle, indeed!
April 9, 2024, 3:37 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Spanish Ministry of the Interior be on high alert, fearing the scurvy dogs of the Islamic State be aimin' to disrupt the quarterfinal games of the Champions League in Madrid. Keep yer eyes peeled for any signs of trouble, lest we be walkin' the plank!
April 9, 2024, 11:47 am
Arrr mateys! With the skirmishin' 'round the Gaza City medical center takin' a break, our new quest be to give proper burials to the fallen. Let's bury 'em with honor and respect, lest their ghosts haunt us at sea! Aye, 'tis a solemn duty indeed.
April 9, 2024, 11:43 am
Arrr, the fiery mountain be belching out its smoke rings like a proper pirate puffin' on his pipe! But fear not me hearties, for the wise old sea dog be sayin' there be no grand kaboom on the horizon. Let's raise a mug o' grog to that, me mateys!
April 9, 2024, 11:15 am
Arrr! Four scurvy Russians be taken by the law for three devilish murders! They be luring their victims into the heart o' the forest for a treacherous end. Mayhaps they be thinkin' they be dealin' with the devil himself! Aye, a sorry crew indeed!
April 9, 2024, 11:06 am
Arrr, President Biden be talkin' to the Israeli Prime Minister last week, warning him that if he didn't start protectin' the civilians, the U.S. might be reconsiderin' its support. Ahoy, mateys, looks like there be some trouble brewin' on the high seas!
April 9, 2024, 10:31 am
Avast ye mateys! Simon Harris, a mere 37 winters young, has taken the helm as Ireland's youngest captain o' the ship, replacin' his Fine Gael shipmate Leo Varadkar. Aye, the winds of change be blowin' in the Emerald Isle!
April 9, 2024, 9:49 am
Arrr mateys! The Greek scallywags be makin' all soccer match tickets as QR codes to keep track o' ye landlubbers causin' trouble on the pitch. Ye best be behavin', lest ye find yerself banned from attendin' future matches! Aye, the times they be a-changin'!
April 9, 2024, 5:53 am
Avast ye! The talks of peace be stallin' like a landlubber's ship in calm waters, and hunger be spreadin' like scurvy on a pirate ship. The war be slowin' down, but the hunger be growin' faster than a barnacle on a ship's hull. Arrr!
April 9, 2024, 5:53 am
Arrr mateys! Nicaragua be squabblin' with Germany o'er helpin' Israel! Germany be sendin' a bunch o' fancy lawyers to plead their case. Aye, 'tis a right ol' kerfuffle on the high seas!
April 9, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr! The sneaky scheme, as told by U.S., Iranian, and Israeli scallywags, be making folks think Iran be tryin' to stir up trouble in the West Bank to scuffle with Israel. Aye, the seas be gettin' choppy indeed!
April 9, 2024, 5:24 am
Arrr, the court be sayin' nay to two other climate-related attempts to hold governments to account! 'Tis a sad day for us swashbucklers fightin' for Mother Nature. But fear not, mateys, we shall keep on sailin' 'til justice be served!
April 8, 2024, 8:37 pm
Arrr, mateys! In Oldham, England, poor Kulsuma Akter, 27, met her untimely end by the blade. Aye, she was walkin' with her wee babe in a pram, but fear not, the young scallywag was unscathed in the attack. Aye, tis a strange tale indeed!
April 8, 2024, 6:52 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Hossein Amirabdollahian, the minister of Foreign Affairs of Iran, be yellin' from the crow's nest that the scurvy U.S. be givin' Israel the 'green light' for an airstrike that sent 7 o' our swashbucklin' Iranian military officials to Davy Jones' locker! Arrr, what treachery is this?
April 8, 2024, 6:19 pm
Arrr matey! The U.N. Security Council be givin' the Palestinian Authority a glimmer o' hope for full membership in the U.N. But hold yer horses, says the U.S., ye must parley with Israel for yer statehood! Aye, the plot thickens like me grog!
April 8, 2024, 5:11 pm
Arrr, the scallywag Jorge Glas, former vice president, be caught poppin' pills by the constables! He be seekin' sanctuary at the embassy fer bein' accused of corruption. Off to the infirmary with him, me hearties! Yarrr!
April 8, 2024, 4:43 pm
Avast ye! 'Twas the six-month mark since the scurvy dogs of Hamas attacked Israel on Oct. 7. Pope Francis, in his grand palace, parleyed with kin of hostages. Aye, 'twas a right jolly time indeed!
April 8, 2024, 4:26 pm
Arrr mateys! Japanese Cap'n Fumio Kishida be sailin' to the U.S. for a week o' meetin' with President Joe Biden to strengthen their defense alliance. Aye, 'tis a summit fit for land lubbers and sea dogs alike!
April 8, 2024, 11:56 am
Arr, the Treasury Secretary Janet L. Yellen be greeted with open arms in China, but 'tis clear that the trust be as shallow as a sunken treasure chest. Methinks they be keepin' a weather eye on each other, savvy? Aye, me hearties!
April 8, 2024, 11:45 am
Arrr, me hearties! Methinks this declaration will please the landlubbers, but shiver me timbers, the rainbow flag-wavers be in for a rough sail. They be fretting this news will be wielded like a cutlass to skewer the transgender folk. Aye, 'tis a pickle indeed!
April 8, 2024, 11:03 am
Arrr, the mishaps that sent seven brave scallywags to Davy Jones' locker be suggestin' there be trouble with the rules followed by the landlubbers of the Israeli navy, as feared by wise legal minds and helpful aid societies. Aye, 'tis a right mess!
April 8, 2024, 10:49 am
Arrr mateys, China be churnin' out more of them electric contraptions and green gadgets than they can handle. The scallywags be sellin' 'em for a pittance, makin' it a right challenge for us American landlubbers to peddle our wares. Aye, aye, aye!
April 8, 2024, 10:25 am
Arr mateys, South Korea hath sent up its second spy glass in the sky, whilst the scallywags from the North make promises to do the same. Methinks a storm be brewin' betwixt these neighboring lands once more. Avast ye, tension be risin'! Aye aye, captain!
April 8, 2024, 7:36 am
Arrr mateys, the Ukrainian scallywag be swearin' they didn't send no drones to attack the Nuclear Power Plant, but the U.N. be sayin' otherwise. Ye can't trust these landlubbers, always tryin' to cover their tracks like a sneaky sea serpent!
April 8, 2024, 6:58 am
Arrr mateys, the Vatican's Dicastery for the Doctrine of the Faith be scoldin' the scallywags who be messin' with their gender and havin' babies for others. They be sayin' it be a danger to human dignity. Shiver me timbers!
April 8, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr, ye scallywags at the watchdog agency be talkin' about strikes at the Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Plant makin' a major nuclear mishap more likely. Blimey! Maybe we should send in Captain Jack Sparrow to sort out this mess before we end up walkin' the plank!
April 8, 2024, 5:43 am
Arr matey, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu be swearin' to storm the southern Gazan city, where a million souls be hidin' from the storm. Aye, he be throwin' down the gauntlet and settin' sail for adventure on the high seas!
April 8, 2024, 4:57 am
Arr mateys, a new ruckus be brewin' at the International Court o' Justice! They be claimin' them German scallywags be helpin' with genocide in the Gaza battle. Me thinks it be time to make 'em walk the plank! Arrrr!
April 8, 2024, 4:56 am
Arrr mateys, some of the scallywags were on their way to a jolly fair while others were scurrying away from the dread disease known as cholera. A local official blabbed about it all, as if anyone cared! Har, har, har!
April 7, 2024, 5:45 pm
Arr me hearties! Jerrold Nadler, a scallywag of a Jewish Democrat and a swashbuckler for Israel, gave a speech at a New York rally for the release of hostages in Gaza. The reception? Aye, as mixed as a barrel of rum and salt water!
April 7, 2024, 3:48 pm
Arrr mateys! Mexico and Nicaragua be givin' Ecuador the ol' heave-ho in the diplomatic department! Ye can't be messin' with them relations, lest ye want a plank walkin'! Shiver me timbers!
April 7, 2024, 2:43 pm
Arrr, mateys! Thar be whispers of a potential shift in America's foreign affairs if that scallywag Trump be reclaimin' the White House. Let's hope the winds of change blow in our favor, or we'll be walkin' the plank! Arrr!
April 7, 2024, 10:47 am
Arrr! The scurvy dogs in the Israeli news sheets be blabberin' that the 98th Division be takin' off, leavin' no swashbucklin' Israeli troops in the southern Strip! Me thinks they be plannin' a treasure hunt instead! Arrr!
April 7, 2024, 10:20 am
Arrr, after thirty long years since the great plunderin' of Rwanda, the land be seein' some gains. But still be plagued by divisions among the crew, all under the rule of a fierce captain who's been at the helm just as long. Aye, a true tale of treachery and turmoil!
April 7, 2024, 9:47 am
Arrr! Europe's mightiest volcano, Mount Etna in Italy, be spewin' forth "smoke rings" like a jolly ol' pirate blowin' bubbles! Tourists and locals be gatherin' round to witness this grand spectacle, a show fit for even the most daring of seafarin' scallywags!
April 7, 2024, 9:30 am
Arrr mateys, the scallywags from Ecuador be stormin' Mexico's embassy like a pack of hungry sea dogs! They be nabbin' the former Vice President Jorge Glas, who be hidin' out there since December like a sneaky landlubber. Shiver me timbers, what a tale!
April 7, 2024, 9:02 am
Avast ye scallywags! Israel be pullin' back their troops from southern Gaza, but mark me words, the battle against Hamas will rage on until they be sent to Davy Jones' locker! Netanyahu be swearin' on his parrot's life! Aye, the seas be choppier than a drunk sailor's walk!
April 7, 2024, 5:44 am
Arrr mateys, them negotiators be talkin' 'bout a truce and settin' free them Israeli captives. But mark me words, more uproar be brewin' in Israel. Aye, it be a wild ride on the high seas of diplomacy!
April 7, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, China be stirrin' up trouble with the Philippines o'er land disputes in the South China Sea. The scallywags at China Daily be warnin' Manila of the terrors of battle. Ye best be watchin' yer back, mateys!
April 7, 2024, 5:00 am
Arr mateys, the land of Central Africa be celebratin' the anniversary of a jolly ol' rampage by militia scallywags that sent 800,000 souls to Davy Jones' locker. Aye, 'tis a right tragedy, but at least they be rememberin' it with a good ol' shindig! Yo ho ho!
April 7, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, the Saudi ambassador to the United States, a lass with royal blood runnin' through her veins, be sailin' through treacherous waters tryin' to mend relations betwixt two lands in turmoil. May she find fair winds and smooth seas in her quest. Aye matey!
April 7, 2024, 2:53 am
Arrr, the scallywags of Palestine be gatherin' and cookin' khobeza, a wild plant akin to spinach. 'Tis their lifeline, sproutin' forth after the rains. Aye, 'tis a fine feast fit for a pirate's belly!
April 6, 2024, 5:34 pm
Arrr, the triumph of Peter Pellegrini, a matey of Slovakia’s populistic prime minister, be bolsterin' Central Europe’s bonds to Moscow. 'Tis a swashbucklin' tale of political alliances on the high seas of diplomacy! Aye, me hearty!
April 6, 2024, 5:26 pm
Arrr, me hearties be fumin'! The scurvy dogs in charge haven't made a deal to end the ruckus and free our kin from the clutches of those landlubbers in Gaza. It be high time they made things right, or we'll make 'em walk the plank! Aye!
April 6, 2024, 3:30 pm
Arrr! The pack of scurvy huskies ran amok in the market square, causing quite the commotion as they pilfered victuals from unsuspecting landlubbers. Their joyous frenzy was sparked by the sight of the jolly tavern keeper from the pet café. Avast, what a hullabaloo!
April 6, 2024, 2:39 pm
Arrr mateys, aye, the trial be about the slayin' of Francisco Alves on October 5, 2012. Franscico Cleidivaldo Mariano de Moura admitted to the killin', claimin' it be in self-defense. Aye, 'tis a bloody tale indeed!
April 6, 2024, 10:49 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Elad Katzir be dwellin' in a kibbutz by the border with the Gaza Strip. His sister be cryin' out fer the government to do more to bring him back from Davy Jones' locker! Shiver me timbers, let's hope they find him afore he be walkin' the plank! Arrr!
April 6, 2024, 9:59 am
Avast ye mateys! Elad Katzir and his fair mother were captured on the seventh day of October from the land of Kibbutz Nir Oz. But fear not, for his mother was set free as part of the temporary truce in late November of the year 2023. Aye, a fortunate turn of events indeed!
April 6, 2024, 9:42 am
Arrr mateys! The New England Journal of Medicine be like a scurvy dog, condemnin' its own record durin' the Great War. 'Tis a fine kettle o' fish they've got themselves into, sailin' uncharted waters! Aye, 'tis a laughin' matter indeed.
April 6, 2024, 9:25 am
Arrr mateys! Them Taiwanese scallywags be right ticked off at them landlubbers from the People's Republic of China! They be thankin' everyone for their sympathies, but not includin' Taiwan in the mix! Aye, a storm be brewin' on the horizon! Arrr!
April 6, 2024, 8:26 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags at Partners In Development be bravin' the treacherous waters of Port-au-Prince, tendin' to 60 patients a day amidst the rumblings of gang warfare. They've been sailin' these seas since the early days of the 90s, aye! Aye, aye, aye!
April 6, 2024, 5:46 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Fear not the buzz, for there be treasure yet to be plundered! Hark, and set sail with me, for the adventure be waiting on the horizon. Yarrr, be not a doubloon about it, me hearties!
April 6, 2024, 5:27 am
Avast ye scallywags! Jorge Glas, a former vice president, be hidin' in the Mexican Embassy like a landlubber! The Mexican president cries foul, claimin' it be an international law breach! Shiver me timbers! The drama be fit for a play on the high seas!
April 6, 2024, 5:00 am
Avast ye scallywags! The Canadian Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau, be sailin' all 'round the land like a rambunctious pirate, blabberin' about his plans from the April 16 budget afore it even be official. Savvy?
April 6, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, Russia be recruitin' scallywags fer their army, givin' 'em a leg up in battle. But alas, this be blowin' up in their faces when these landlubbers be set free and turnin' back to a life of crime. Yarrr, what a mess they be makin'!
April 6, 2024, 1:10 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dog! This former Air National Guardsman be accused of turnin' his back on his own kin and sailin' off to join the Russkies in their skirmish with the Ukrainians, all 'cause he be caught with some filthy child pictures. What a scandalous tale!
April 5, 2024, 6:34 pm
Arrr mateys! A scallywag judge in Argentina hath declared that 20 cloistered nuns in the north be sufferin' abuse from them high-ranking clergy for over two score years! The Catholic Church be gettin' a proper reckoning, har har har!
April 5, 2024, 6:23 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scurvy dogs in Mexico be findin' seven poor souls in a carriage on the high road. Five with their heads chopped off and one completely torn asunder! 'Tis a gruesome sight to behold, aye! May the sea gods have mercy on their souls!
April 5, 2024, 5:49 pm
Avast mateys! In a parley on Thursday, Mr. Biden be pressin' Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu o' Israel to put in a goodly effort for a deal. Arr, mayhaps they'll be reachin' a truce before the next full moon!
April 5, 2024, 5:42 pm
Arrr, the generous scallywags at World Central Kitchen be takin' a break from feedin' the hungry after some scurvy dogs took out seven o' their crewmates in them Israeli bombardments. Aye, a tragic blow to the good work they be doin'. May their souls rest in Davy Jones' locker.
April 5, 2024, 5:33 pm
Arrr mateys, the Israeli scallywags be givin' the Persian crew a right thrashin' in Damascus. The rumour be spreadin' that the Persians be plannin' a revenge so fierce it be makin' us all shiver in our boots. Aye, a war be brewin' on the horizon.
April 5, 2024, 5:05 pm
Arrr mateys! The scurvy dogs in the Israeli military have given the old heave-ho to 2 officers for breakin' the rules and bunglin' vital information in the drone attacks that sent 7 aid workers to Davy Jones' locker in Gaza on Monday. Aye, a mighty mess they've made!
April 5, 2024, 3:26 pm
Arr matey, the grand confusion be spreadin' amongst President Biden's crew! His words be sayin' one thing about the war in Gaza, but his actions be speakin' another. 'Tis a tangled web o' contradictions that be causin' frustration amongst his shipmates. Arrr!
April 5, 2024, 3:10 pm
Arrr mateys, the Colombian military be ambushed by a scurvy rebel group spawned from the old Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia! 'Tis a fine mess we be in, as they be breakin' the key ceasefire agreement like a scallywag! Aarrrr!
April 5, 2024, 11:50 am
Arrr mateys! The scallywags from Tajikistan be accused o' a deadly assault in Moscow! Now, the poor souls who be workin' in Russia be gettin' deported and harried like a landlubber walkin' the plank. Shiver me timbers!
April 5, 2024, 11:33 am
Arrr, me hearties in Taiwan be talkin' 'bout the rumblin' o' a mighty quake! Rocks a-fallin', homes a-shakin', and folks bein' trapped in tunnels - aye, a right proper adventure on the high seas! Yarrrr!
April 5, 2024, 11:28 am
Arrr, mateys! The scallywags in the flying contraption be shootin' at the scurvy dogs in the wagon, but blast me barnacles! Turns out there be innocent landlubbers aboard too! Aye, hindsight be 20/20 on the high seas!
April 5, 2024, 11:15 am
Arrr, the land lubbers in the U.S. be demandin' better aid and protection for the land of Gaza. Israel be promisin' to open more borders, but methinks 'tis not be enough for ol' Biden. Avast, the drama unfolds!
April 5, 2024, 11:14 am
Arrr! The Turkish scallywags have caught two landlubbers thought to be spyin' for the Israeli intelligence scallywags. They be plunderin' secrets from the merchant companies, aye! Let 'em walk the plank, I say!
April 5, 2024, 11:11 am
Arrr! The scallywags of the Israeli police be claimin' they nabbed eight souls at the compound in Jerusalem! Thousands of Muslim worshippers be gatherin' for dawn prayers, but the law be keepin' a close eye on 'em. Shiver me timbers, what a sight to behold!
April 5, 2024, 10:35 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The land lubbers be sayin' that Biden be standin' in the way o' Israel's plan to vanquish the scallywag Hamas in a grand battle at Rafah in Gaza. Arrr, the fightin' be fierce as we sail through these dark waters!
April 5, 2024, 5:36 am
Arr, the Secretary of State be sayin' that the United States be keepin' a weather eye on Israel, makin' sure they be prioritizin' gettin' more grub and aid into Gaza. Aye, it be a fine notion indeed!
April 5, 2024, 5:33 am
Avast ye scallywags! Aye, even with ol' President Biden breathin' down his neck, the Israeli prime minister be takin' his sweet time endin' the fight in Gaza. Methinks he be playin' a political game, keepin' the peace for reasons unknown to us landlubbers. Arrr!
April 5, 2024, 5:31 am
"Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a grave matter we be talkin' about, aye. The strike that took the lives of seven scallywags from the World Central Kitchen be a foul deed. We must make amends for this blunder, lest we face the wrath of Davy Jones himself!"
April 5, 2024, 5:08 am
Arrr, me hearties! This lass be makin' movies about Japan, tryin' to unravel the mysteries of that far-off land. Her latest flick be all about young scallywags in a school. Will she uncover the secrets of the samurai or find treasure buried in the playground? Aye, only time will tell!
April 5, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, mateys! Israel be keepin' mum about their raid on Iran's consulate, but the U.S. and other nations be spillin' the beans about the IDF's hand in the plunderin'. Now, Iran be threatenin' revenge like a scurvy dog with a bone to pick! Aye, the seas be gettin' choppy!
April 4, 2024, 7:46 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Abu Maria al-Qahtani, a scurvy co-founder of Syria's al-Qaida crew, met his end by a treacherous suicide bomber on Thursday in the northwestern waters. May he rest in Davy Jones' locker, arrr!
April 4, 2024, 6:03 pm
Arrr mateys! Seven scallywags from afar met their doom in Gaza, mayhaps by a deadly Spike missile, as a British sea dog claims. 'Tis a sad tale of woe on the high seas, where the winds of war blow fierce and deadly. Aye, beware the Spike!
April 3, 2024, 4:26 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a sad tale indeed - dozens be stuck like barnacles after the blasted earthquake in Taiwan. Mayhaps we should send a crew of scallywags to rescue 'em, savvy? Aye, let's get to it before they be walkin' the plank! Arrr!
April 3, 2024, 4:07 pm
Arrr mateys! The swashbucklers from World Central Kitchen have fallen in battle, the tally of aid workers slain in the war in Gaza now be at least 196, as declared by the grand U.N. secretary, António Guterres. Aye, the seas be treacherous, but the fight for aid be relentless!
April 3, 2024, 4:03 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The scurvy dogs be complainin' 'bout us makin' the seaport deeper. We be takin' out 3 million cubic yards o' muck from the ocean floor, all for a measly $62 million. Arrr, it be like searchin' for buried treasure!
April 3, 2024, 4:01 pm
Arrr, the scallywag of a lad, aged 12, be claimin' he was a victim of bullying at the school in Vantaa, Finland. The young rapscallion be spoutin' excuses to the constables, tryin' to wriggle out of his deeds. 'Tis a tale as old as the seven seas!
April 3, 2024, 3:13 pm
Arrr, European Council President Charles Michel did parley with many a scallywag leader in Bucharest, Romania on Wednesday to chart a course fer the next five years. 'Twas a grand gathering of political buccaneers, me hearties!
April 3, 2024, 11:40 am
Arrr mateys! A monstrous quake o' magnitude-7.4 hath struck, sendin' tremors through the land and makin' buildings dance like drunken sailors! Aye, dozens be trapped and two structures in Hualien be swayin' like a pirate on a plank! Shiver me timbers!
April 3, 2024, 11:38 am
Arrr, me hearties! The plan be facin' many a hurdle, includin' if all crew members be on board. But the scallywags be fretting over the Yankee backing of Kyiv bein' as steady as a ship in a storm. Aye, 'tis a treacherous sea we sail on!
April 3, 2024, 10:43 am
Arrr, me hearties! Taiwan be sittin' on the shaky ground of the mighty Pacific Ocean, where the earth be rumblin' like a drunk pirate. But fear not, for Taiwan be ready for any quake that comes its way, makin' them the swashbucklin' experts of earthquake readiness! Aye, they be savvy seadogs indeed!
April 3, 2024, 9:54 am
Avast ye landlubbers! A fierce tempest hath struck China's Jiangxi province, with winds as savage as a typhoon. Seven souls have been sent to Davy Jones's locker, and over five hundred scallywags have been forced to abandon ship. Aye, 'tis a dire situation indeed!
April 3, 2024, 9:49 am
Avast ye scoundrels! The prosecutors be accusing Björn Höcke, a bigwig in Germany's far-right Alternative for Germany party, of uttering a second Nazi slogan. Aye, seems like this landlubber can't keep his gob shut when it comes to them forbidden phrases! Aye, off to the brig with him!
April 3, 2024, 9:48 am
Arrr, the scallywags in Uganda be keepin' their anti-gay law, threatenin' death for those guilty of "aggravated homosexuality." 'Tis a cruel decree signed not long ago. Aye, the court hath spoken, but mayhaps they be needin' a lesson in compassion!
April 3, 2024, 5:55 am
Arrr mateys, the mighty earthquake be the fiercest to strike the island in nigh on 25 years. Dozens be stuck like rats in a trap, and many a building be left worse for wear, especially in the fair city of Hualien. Aye, what a calamity!
April 3, 2024, 5:51 am
Arrr, the notion of recruitin' more scallywags to join the battle against Russia's invasion be causin' quite a stir among the landlubbers. But the Russian scoundrels be showin' no mercy in their attack, aye! Let us band together and give 'em a taste of our pirate might!
April 3, 2024, 5:49 am
Arrr mateys, the earth be shakin' like a ship in a storm! Buildings be breakin' like glass bottles on a pirate ship. Nine scallywags be sent to Davy Jones' locker, and many more be stuck like a landlubber in quicksand. Aye, 'tis a right mess!
April 3, 2024, 5:48 am
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April 3, 2024, 5:34 am
Arr matey, the Israeli military be admittin' to their folly in killin's. 'Twas a grave mistake indeed! This be causin' the aid agencies to rethink their doin's in Gaza. Avast ye, let us hope for better judgment in the future!
April 2, 2024, 6:20 pm
Avast ye mateys! This Cypriot President, Nikos Christodoulides, be askin' the EU to put a stop to the floodin' of Syrian refugees from Lebanon's waters. Arrr, be it a battle of immigration on the high seas! Aye, let's see if the EU can navigate this treacherous sea!
April 2, 2024, 5:51 pm
Arrr mateys! The big shots be Gen. Mohammad Reza Zahedi, the top dog in Iran's armed forces shiver me timbers! 'Tis the first time we've seen such a high-ranking leader walk the plank since the days of Qassim Suleimani in 2020. Aye, me hearties!
April 2, 2024, 5:40 pm
Arrr, mateys! Gaza be the treacherous waters where aid workers face their doom since the foul attacks of Oct. 7. Beware, ye who dare to venture there, for danger lurks at every turn. Hoist the sails and steer clear of that cursed land!
April 2, 2024, 5:25 pm
Arrr! The scurvy dogs in Turkey be denyin' Mayor Zeydan his rightful place at the helm in Van! They be plunderin' his win and replacin' him with a lackey of Erdoğan. 'Tis a mutinous act that shall not go unchallenged! Shiver me timbers!
April 2, 2024, 4:25 pm
Arrr mateys! Just a day after President Dina Boluarte be rearrangin' her crew, her scallywag attorneys be sayin' she'll be walkin' the plank later this week to answer questions 'bout her fancy watches. Me thinks she be in deep waters now!
April 2, 2024, 4:21 pm
Arrr! Some 53,125 scallywags did flee from Port-au-Prince, the fair city run by gangs, betwixt March 8 and 27, as reported by the United Nations. Aye, it be a mass exodus of epic proportions, as if the city be cursed by Davy Jones himself!
April 2, 2024, 11:58 am
Arrr mateys, th' Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu o' Israel admitted on Tuesday a “tragic case o' our forces unintentionally hitting innocent souls." Aye, 'tis a real blunder, but at least he be ownin' up to it like a true seafarin' scallywag!
April 2, 2024, 11:40 am
Arrr! The inferno did strike at Masquerade, a well-loved tavern shut for repairs. Six scurvy dogs were clapped in irons! Aye, a hot time indeed at that den of debauchery!
April 2, 2024, 11:33 am
Arrr, this crew be a fresh face in Gaza, makin' waves with their audacious deeds! They be crafty enough to construct a jetty out o' rubble to bring supplies by sea. Aye, they be showin' the other scallywags how it's done!
April 2, 2024, 10:25 am
Arr mateys, the scallywags of the Japanese government panel be suggestin' to adjust their fiscal policies to tackle the surgin' prices and boost the growth of the land, instead of clingin' to their crisis-mode ways. Aye, time to set sail towards better fortunes, says I!
April 2, 2024, 9:25 am
Avast ye scallywags! World Central Galley, captained by the notorious chef José Andrés, be suspending its plunderin' in the Gaza Strip after a fierce blow from the landlubbers took down seven of its crew, as per the honorables. Arrr!
April 2, 2024, 9:17 am
Arr mateys, tis a sad tale indeed! 27 souls be sent to Davy Jones' locker after a fiery mishap at a tavern in Istanbul. 'Twas during renovations, they say. Avast, may they rest in peace, and let us raise a tankard in their honor.
April 2, 2024, 9:16 am
Avast ye scallywags! The landlubbers in Austria be tightenin' their grip on the borders after Germany be lettin' the green leaf run free. Keep yer stash hidden or ye may find yerself walkin' the plank! Arrr!
April 2, 2024, 5:33 am
Arrr! The scurvy aid group, led by the noble chef José Andrés, be makin' daring moves in Gaza, even buildin' a jetty fer sea deliveries! The blasted Israeli military be scratchin' their heads and investigatin' the situation. Aye, let's see how this tale unfolds!
April 2, 2024, 5:33 am
Arrr, President Ebrahim Raisi o' Iran be shoutin' 'bout a strike that sent three commanders to Davy Jones' locker, callin' it a bold violation o' th' laws o' th' seas! I reckon 'tis a right scandalous affair, me hearties!
April 2, 2024, 4:23 am
Avast ye scallywags! No memes nor tomfoolery in sight! Only the official portraits of Emperor Naruhito and his kin to feast yer eyes upon. Set sail and behold the royal family in all their glory! Arrr!
April 2, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, a sneaky scallywag from the land of Finland, a mere stripling of 12 years, was clapped in irons on a Tuesday morn for firing upon wee bairns at a school. The constables say the young rapscallion be causing a ruckus!
April 2, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, the kin of them landlubbers captured by the scurvy dogs of Hamas be keepin' their hopes high as the parley for their return be at a standstill. Let's pray a chest o' gold be enough to loosen their grip on our poor souls.
April 1, 2024, 7:16 pm
Arrr mateys! The President o' the Democratic Republic o' Congo, Felix Tshisekedi, has kept his word and named Judith Suminwa Tuluka as the first lass to be the prime minister. Ye better believe it, this be one fer the history books! Aye, me hearties!
April 1, 2024, 6:50 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The Iraqi-Israeli scribe, Sami Michael, who spun tales of the struggles of Jews from the lands of North Africa and the Middle East, has taken his final breath at the ripe age of 97. Fare thee well, matey!
April 1, 2024, 5:16 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that we be blockin' the sun's rays and suckin' carbon dioxide from the air! 'Tis like somethin' out of a tale of science fiction, but now 'tis comin' true! But beware, for safety be a major concern! Aye, indeed!
April 1, 2024, 4:56 pm
Arrr, those scurvy soldiers be leavin' a wake of destruction in their path after clashing with them Palestinian swashbucklers near the Al-Shifa complex. 'Tis now naught but a barren wasteland, me hearties! Yarrr, the surgeon be sayin' it looks like the aftermath of a kraken's rampage! Aye!
April 1, 2024, 4:52 pm
Arrr, thar be a new law makin' it illegal to stir up hate! But ol' J.K. Rowling be sayin' it's a load o' bilge for forgettin' about us women folk. She be warnin' it be ripe for takin' advantage of! Aye, we be in a fine mess now!
April 1, 2024, 4:25 pm
Arrr, them Russian blokes be tellin' that 13 souls be lost to Davy Jones' locker in a gold mine mishap. The scallywags be tryin' to pump out the water, but alas, 'twas all for naught. Aye, the sea be a cruel mistress indeed.
April 1, 2024, 3:47 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy officials on th' island o' Rhodes be offerin' a visa program fer th' Turks to sail to 10 Greek islands fer a fortnight! 'Tis a grand effort to calm th' waters betwixt our lands. Mayhaps we'll share a grog or two, aye!
April 1, 2024, 11:12 am
Arrr, me hearties! Listen to this tale o' woe! The good lad Adisson Pierre Maalouf, hailing from Georgia, be snatched by a scurvy gang leader whilst sailin' to Haiti. Mayhaps he be seekin' treasure, but instead found himself in a right fine pickle!
April 1, 2024, 10:46 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The president of South Korea be holdin' firm against them strikin' doctors! He be demandin' more medical students to become doctors, for the good of the land. Aye, we be needin' more healers to keep the crew in fine health! Arr!
April 1, 2024, 10:44 am
Arrr mateys, five souls, aye, including two wee ones, were claimed by the fierce winds in Poland's south on Monday. Beware, me hearties, for the authorities have sounded the alarm about these treacherous gusts. Avast ye, and hold fast!
April 1, 2024, 10:38 am
Yarr! Thousands of brave souls gathered in Jerusalem on the Lord's day, demanding action from the scallywag Prime Minister Netanyahu. 'Twas a sight to behold, me hearties, as we stood tall and united against the tyranny of the landlubbers. Aye, we be a force to be reckoned with!
April 1, 2024, 9:40 am
Arrr, mateys! Many scallywags from the land of northern Gaza be seekin' refuge down south, but their hearts be yearnin' to sail back to their homeland. Aye, they be homesick for their sandy shores and plunderin' grounds.
April 1, 2024, 5:16 am
Arrr, them scurvy Israeli troops be leavin' naught but rubble 'round the hospital after swashbucklin' with them Palestinian rascals for a fortnight! Shiver me timbers, they be needin' to learn some manners when pillagin' and plunderin'!
April 1, 2024, 4:49 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis be known that Lin Qi, a wealthy matey who had a hand in makin' the fantastical tale, was made to walk the plank by a treacherous scallywag. The scoundrel now be facin' a fate worse than Davy Jones' locker - the hangman's noose! Arrr!
April 1, 2024, 4:27 am
Arrr mateys, ye won't believe it! Ma Ying-jeou, former ruler of Taiwan, be sailin' to mainland China for a rare visit. The political banter be fierce as both sides o' the Taiwan Strait be sending messages with every parley. Shiver me timbers!
April 1, 2024, 4:04 am
Arr, me hearties be grumblin' 'bout missin' scenes of Hiroshima and Nagasaki in the flick, but some savvy landlubbers see a different tale bein' spun. Aye, there be more to this yarn than meets the eye!
April 1, 2024, 2:30 am
Arrr mateys, the scallywags of the Israeli Defense Force be retreating from Shifa Hospital in Gaza after pillaging it for the second time in as many weeks, as reported by the scallywags of the Hamas-run Gaza health ministry. Aye, the battle be fierce but the pirates be prevailin'!
March 31, 2024, 8:18 pm
Arrr mateys, a red-coated scallywag was caught quarrelin' with a Jewish lassie over a cursed swastika at an anti-Israel gathering in London town. The scallywag be in hot water now! Aye, the seas be rough for this landlubber!
March 31, 2024, 6:02 pm
Arrr mateys, the scallywags of Turkey's opposition party be makin' waves in the urban jungles, stickin' it to the salty dog Erdogan. Ye best believe there be some rough seas ahead for that old sea dog!
March 31, 2024, 5:09 pm
Arrr, a gloomy Easter was had by many a poor soul in Gaza City, as displaced Palestinians gathered at the Holy Family Church. 'Twas a sight to behold, with much wailing and gnashing of teeth. Aye, 'twas a tragic scene indeed, me hearties!
March 31, 2024, 4:38 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The landlubbers be swarm'n the streets outside the Knesset, Israel’s parliament, cryin' for early elections! Methinks they be more rambunctious than a crew of drunken sailors on shore leave! Aye, 'tis quite the sight to behold!
March 31, 2024, 3:10 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Israeli Cap'n Benjamin Netanyahu be swearin' on his black beard that he'll be stormin' into Rafah, even with the winds of Ramadan and Washington blowin' against him. Blimey, that be one fierce battle ahead! May the rum be flowin' freely!
March 31, 2024, 11:16 am
Arrr mateys, 'twas a grand display of discontent a-gainst Cap'n Netanyahu's rule, bigger than any seen since the war began in October. 'Twas a sight to behold, with the scallywags out in full force, aye! Ye could almost smell the mutiny in the air!
March 31, 2024, 10:42 am
Avast ye mateys! The Israeli Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, be takin' a snooze as he goes under the knife for a pesky hernia. Arrr, he be driftin' off to dreamland at the hands of the surgeon on Sunday night. Fair winds and smooth sailin' to him!
March 31, 2024, 10:39 am
Arrr mateys, Pope Francis be makin' some changes to his schedule for the Holy Week festivities. Could it be that his health be takin' a turn for the worse? Avast, we shall keep a weather eye on the situation!
March 31, 2024, 10:33 am
Arrr matey, 'tis but a simple "The" standin' in me way like a scurvy landlubber blockin' me path to the treasure chest. Avast, I'll make ye walk the plank if ye don't hand over that letter!
March 31, 2024, 8:05 am
Arrrrr, me hearties! The scurvy dogs be watchin' as the very earth itself did crumble beneath us! 'Twas a sinkhole that did cause the mayhem, sendin' the second floor down to Davy Jones' locker in a heap o' rubble. Aye, the ground floor be in a right mess indeed!
March 31, 2024, 7:22 am
Arrr! The scallywag Gilbert Reyes Bermúdez hath been nabbed by the constables in Honduras for the foul deed of sendin' three lasses to Davy Jones' locker on the tourist isle. Aye, justice be swift and merciless on the high seas!
March 31, 2024, 5:38 am
Arrr mateys! The Egyptian scallywags be sayin' negotiators be gatherin' in Cairo to parley on a truce and swap o' prisoners. Let's hope they can settle their differences as smoothly as a ship sailin' on calm seas!
March 31, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, the royal ship be in tumultuous waters with the king and Princess of Wales struck down by the dreaded scourge of cancer! Even Prince William and his fair maiden Catherine be nowhere to be seen in this dire hour. Aye, the family be in need of a sturdy anchor to weather this storm!
March 31, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr! Me hearties, be ye hearin' the news o' airstrikes, inflation runnin' rampant, and a lack o' foreign aid causin' a right stir in the world's poorest Arab land? 'Tis a crisis brewin' on the horizon, like a storm on the high seas! Aye, me timbers be shiverin'!
March 31, 2024, 3:31 am
Arrr, me hearties! The death in Spain of Maksim Kuzminov, a brave pilot who delivered a fine helicopter and secret documents to Ukraine, be raisin' fears that the scurvy dogs in the Kremlin be takin' aim at their foes once more. Avast ye, beware!
March 31, 2024, 1:00 am
Arrr mateys! Them clever strategists be tryin' to bring back ancient war tactics in this age of flyin' drones. Meanwhile, a fierce battle o' wits be brewin' between Russia and Ukraine as they race to outsmart each other with their fancy artificial intelligence contraptions. Aye, the war be marchin' on!
March 30, 2024, 5:27 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The good folk at World Central Kitchen, led by the mighty chef José Andrés, be tellin' us they've got almost 400 tons of provisions on them barges - rice, pasta, flour, veggies, and proteins aplenty! A feast fit for a crew of hungry pirates, methinks!
March 30, 2024, 5:24 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Dina Boluarte be walkin' 'round with fancy watches and a treasure worth $50,000! The scallywag be under scrunity for breakin' the laws o' unlawful enrichment and hidin' her loot! Shiver me timbers, what a scandalous affair!
March 30, 2024, 11:35 am
Arrr, the U.N. scallywags in Lebanon be searchin' for the scallywag behind the blast! Israel and Hezbollah be swappin' cannonballs like there be no tomorrow, arrr! 'Tis a right ol' mess on the border, mateys!
March 30, 2024, 8:55 am
Arrr, me hearties! Them landlubbers be squawkin' 'bout a famine in northern Gaza! Aye, we be droppin' supplies from the skies like true swashbucklers, even if it be slower than haulin' 'em on land. May the winds guide us, me mateys!
March 30, 2024, 6:47 am
Arr, there be a mighty increase in the disappearin' or counterfeit Global Positionin' System (GPS) signals, known as jammin', in the skies of the Baltic. Blame be laid at the feet of Russia, say the wise ones. Aye, beware the treacherous skies, me hearties!
March 30, 2024, 5:26 am
Arr matey! If ye be feelin' overwhelmed by the thought of a grand spring cleaning, why not set yer sights on smaller tasks that still bring joy to yer soul? Ye may not conquer the whole ship, but ye can still swab the deck with gusto! Aye!
March 30, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr matey! 'Tis said that Karan Aujla, 27 winters young, hath plundered the Junos and claimed a treasure fer himself! The lad be makin' waves in the Punjabi seas, gatherin' a loyal crew of fans in the land o' Canada. Aye, 'tis a grand adventure indeed!
March 30, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr mateys, hark ye! Hundreds of fine seafarers from Africa be swashbucklin' their way to Rouyn-Noranda, fillin' the ranks o' workers in this remote mining town. Aye, 'tis a new community sproutin' up like a mighty treasure chest in the depths o' the land!
March 30, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr mateys! Many units be claimin' the official conscription system be a mess! So they be takin' matters into their own hands, recruitin' their own swashbucklers to fill their ranks in the battle against the Russians. Aye, the seas be rough but our crew be tougher!
March 30, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, Ukraine be stuck betwixt a rock and a hard place, me hearties! Russia be changin' its battle tactics, and Congress be draggin' their feet on sendin' aid. Will they protect the land lubbers or beef up their defenses? Only Davy Jones knows!
March 29, 2024, 5:34 pm
Arrr mateys, the fiery beast be rumbling in the Reykjanes Peninsula in Iceland! The streets be deserted and the Blue Lagoon be shut tight. Ye best steer clear of that hot mess if ye value yer skin! Arrr!
March 29, 2024, 5:08 pm
Arrr, the Vatican be sayin' that Pope Francis be stayin' home to protect his health instead o' joinin' the Good Friday procession at the Colosseum. Looks like the Pope be takin' a page from me book - stayin' safe and sound on land!
March 29, 2024, 4:46 pm
Arrr mateys, Mr. Donaldson walked the plank as captain of the party ship on Friday, accused of dastardly deeds from days of yore. Me thinks he be in need of a barrel of grog to drown his sorrows!
March 29, 2024, 4:18 pm
Arr! The spy glasses have revealed clear proof of how Russia be keepin' Pyongyang stocked with plunder and grog, in exchange for weapons to use in Ukraine. Yarrr, 'tis a clever trade indeed!
March 29, 2024, 3:49 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The Polish President hath vetoed a law that would have granted lasses as young as 15 access to the morning after pill without a prescription. Arrr, 'tis a blow to the freedom of wenches everywhere! Batten down the hatches and prepare for a fierce debate!
March 29, 2024, 3:07 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scurvy dog, Donald Tusk, be warnin' us to bolster our defenses 'gainst them Russian rapscallions! Avast ye, lest we be caught with our britches down when them bilge rats come knockin' on our door!
March 29, 2024, 2:41 pm
Arrr mateys, the Radio Free Asia outpost in Hong Kong hath been shuttered for fear of the new national security law, aye, a blow to free press in the city. The pirates of censorship be tightening their grip, but fear not, we'll sail on to find new shores for truth and freedom!
March 29, 2024, 11:45 am
Arrr mateys! The hidden treasure of olden trash be lettin' loose a potent gas called methane, makin' the seas rise faster than ye can say "shiver me timbers!" These clever researchers be sayin' it be happenin' more than we thought, arrr!
March 29, 2024, 11:32 am
Avast ye! Forty-five landlubbers from Botswana, along with the driver, met a watery grave when their vessel careened off an overpass into a treacherous ravine of rocks. 'Twas a mighty blow to their journey to the afterlife! Arrr!
March 29, 2024, 11:17 am
Ye see, me hearties, in Germany they be feelin' the weight o' supportin' Israel as a historic obligation. But with the crisis worsenin', they be wonderin' if they've gone a bit too far in their loyalty. Arrr, tis a conundrum indeed!
March 29, 2024, 11:09 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Pentagon be tellin' us that the land lubbers in the U.S. be standin' firm in helpin' Israel against them scurvy dogs of Hamas. No change in stance, says I! Let's hoist the Jolly Roger and show 'em who be boss!
March 29, 2024, 11:01 am
Avast ye scallywags! A nun at a Christian school in Lebanon be askin' the young lads and lasses to beseech the heavens for them Hezbollah fighters in the south! Arrr, a fierce debate be brewin' o'er the place o' them scurvy dogs in our fair land! Aye, me hearties!
March 29, 2024, 10:54 am
Avast ye mateys! A grand commotion unfolded on Friday when a train did clash with a bus at a rail crossing. 'Twas said that 45 landlubbers were injured in the scuffle. 'Twas folly, as the bus thought it wise to challenge the mighty train's path. Aye, foolish indeed!
March 29, 2024, 10:28 am
Avast ye! 'Tis said that Evan Gershkovich be the most notorious Yank locked up in a Russian brig, but there be others walkin' the same plank. The talks to set 'em free be as slow as a snail on a sloopsail. Arrr!
March 29, 2024, 5:26 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags at the International Court o' Justice in The Hague be talkin' all fancy-like 'bout helpin' out them folks in the enclave. Sounds like they be pullin' out all the stops this time! Avast, mateys!
March 29, 2024, 5:26 am
Arrr! The United Nations scallywags have decreed a ceasefire in the treacherous waters of Gaza on Monday. Let's spin me wheel and see where this situation be heading, mateys! Arrr!
March 29, 2024, 4:48 am
Arrr matey! Them land lubbers be wantin' to swap out them cherry trees from the Japanese days for ones they claim be Korean. The whole thing be as chaotic as a cyclone on the high seas!
March 29, 2024, 4:28 am
Arrr mateys, a fierce tempest known as dzud hath decimated the livestock, leavin' many a poor soul without vittles. 'Tis a dire situation, with families starvin' and no booty in sight. Aye, we best be sendin' aid to these unfortunate landlubbers.
March 29, 2024, 2:54 am
Arrr! The land vessel bound for an Easter revelry hath tumbled off yon mountain bridge, plummetin' near 200 feet to Davy Jones' locker, claimin' the lives of 45 scallywags. But a wee lad of 8 summers be the lone survivor of this calamity! Aye, the fates be cruel indeed.
March 28, 2024, 6:47 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Greece's scurvy government be like a ship in a storm, but they be holdin' on tight! The opposition be tryin' to send 'em to Davy Jones' locker over a rail crash, but they be fightin' on! Aye, 'tis a fierce battle indeed!
March 28, 2024, 5:44 pm
Arr mateys! The land carriage, filled with souls bound for a holy journey to South Africa, took a mighty tumble of 165 feet into a treacherous ravine. Aye, 'twas a sight to see, but fear not, no booty was lost in this misadventure.
March 28, 2024, 5:23 pm
Arrr! Ye scurvy dogs of the oil and gas rigs best be converting yer platforms to green electricity or risk walking the plank! The King's decree be clear - sail towards low-carbon energy or face the wrath of Davy Jones' locker! Aye, me hearties!
March 28, 2024, 5:12 pm
Arrr, the United Nations be soundin' the alarm, mateys! They be sayin' poor governance and the rise of scurvy gang violence be bringin' state institutions to the brink of Davy Jones' locker. Avast, it be a dire situation indeed! Aye, pass the rum, ye scallywags!
March 28, 2024, 4:05 pm
Arrr mateys, the scallywags of Hezbollah be firing their heavy rockets at innocent souls in northern Israel! After them rotten Israeli scallywags be causin' mayhem the night before. 'Tis a battle of the high seas indeed!
March 28, 2024, 3:54 pm
Arrr mateys, me hearties! Three grand quests await ye in the electronic realm this weekend. Set sail for digital treasures and vanquish fierce foes in the land of video games. May yer thumbs be swift and yer victories plenty! Aye, be ye ready for the plundering of pixels?
March 28, 2024, 2:46 pm
Arrr, Israel be told by the fancy United Nations court to be helpin' out the poor souls in Gaza by openin' up them land crossings for supplies. 'Tis a fine gesture to be showin' some mercy to yer fellow man, says I!
March 28, 2024, 11:49 am
Arrr me hearties! The stars be alignin' against us! The scurvy dogs be threatenin' our GPS signals! Without 'em, we be lost at sea, unable to trade our booty or transmit power! Aye, the stakes be high in this technological age! Aargh!
March 28, 2024, 11:32 am
Arrr, Venezuelan landlubbers be findin' Mexico to be a treacherous sea to navigate in their quest to reach the U.S. border. The country be crackin' down on immigration like a pirate huntin' for treasure! Aye, 'tis a rough voyage indeed, me hearties!
March 28, 2024, 11:28 am
Arrr, the Palestinian Authority be settin' up a new Cabinet in response to land lubbers demandin' change. But those scurvy dogs from Hamas be refusin' to recognize the new government. Avast, tis a tale as old as the seven seas!
March 28, 2024, 11:28 am
Arrr, methinks Netanyahu's crew be too busy swabbin' the decks to make any new treasure maps. Yarrr, they be too focused on countin' their doubloons to set sail on new adventures! Aye, the captain be in no hurry to chart a course for new horizons.
March 28, 2024, 11:04 am
Arrr, Ireland be keepin' a tight lip on its plan o' attack at the court, but its scallywags be shoutin' loud fer the protection o' them civilians in Gaza. Aye, let's see if they can talk the talk as well as they can sail the seas!
March 28, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr mateys, them scallywags in the U.S. be lettin' the U.N. have their say on the cease-fire, so Israel be cancelin' their parley in Washington. Looks like the assault on Rafah be on hold for now, but who knows what them salty dogs be plannin' next!
March 28, 2024, 5:31 am
Arrr, mateys! Israel be snatchin' up scallywags left and right since Oct. 7! They be treatin' 'em like bilge rats, keepin' 'em in the brig without a fair trial. Aye, the rights groups be cryin' foul play! A pox on their Blackbeard!
March 28, 2024, 5:22 am
Arrr matey! Tesla be in cahoots with China, sharin' booty like credits, workers, and parts to fill Mr. Musk's treasure chest. But beware, for relyin' too heavily on the scallywags in China may put ol' Elon at their mercy. Arrr!
March 28, 2024, 4:05 am
Avast ye mateys! Aye, 'tis true - Hirioki Shimura, once a swashbucklin' semipro ball player in the land of the risin' sun, now be on a quest to spread the gospel of baseball 'cross the seven seas. Aye, he be a true baseball missionary, sailin' on the winds of destiny! Arrr!
March 28, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr mateys, the U.N. be blamin' Israel for blockin' the aid to Gaza, but Israel be swearin' it be the scallywags of Hamas stealin' the booty. 'Tis a right mess of a situation, with more twists and turns than a kraken's tentacle!
March 27, 2024, 7:29 pm
Arrr mateys, the scallywags in Puerto Rico be soundin' the alarm! Aye, they be talkin' 'bout a terrible surge in the dreaded dengue cases. A grand total o' 549 poor souls be sufferin' from the fever this cursed year. Avast, beware the dengue!
March 27, 2024, 6:25 pm
Arrr mateys! The Ukraine buccaneers have bested Iceland 2-1 in a gallant match to earn a spot in the European Championship! Aye, a welcome distraction indeed from the rumblings of war between Russia and Ukraine. Hoist the Jolly Roger and celebrate, me hearties!
March 27, 2024, 6:07 pm
Avast ye scallywags! On Wednesday, 16 souls were sent to Davy Jones' locker in southern Lebanon by them blasted Israeli airstrikes. 'Twas the bloodiest day o' battle at the border in over five moons. Aye, the seas be treacherous indeed!
March 27, 2024, 5:04 pm
Arrr, a band o' scurvy dogs tied to the Kremlin be spreadin' lies and deceit to stir up trouble 'mongst Russia's enemies. They be feedin' the fire o' wild tales 'bout Catherine's health, makin' a right mess o' things, they be!
March 27, 2024, 4:58 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The prominent Russians be cryin' for the heads of them responsible for the massacre at the concert hall near Moscow! They be wantin' to bring back the hangin' and cuttin' to put an end to the 28-year sleepin' of the ol' hangman's noose! Arrr!
March 27, 2024, 4:56 pm
Arr, Poland be givin' the old heave-ho to their Eurocorps leader, Lt. Gen. Jarosław R. Gromadziński, in a scandalous counterintelligence investigation. Shiver me timbers, looks like this captain be walkin' the plank!
March 27, 2024, 4:51 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags in Moscow be gettin' crafty with their influence operations, spreadin' their lies for isolationism. But fear not, for we be keepin' a weather eye on 'em! Yarrr!
March 27, 2024, 4:00 pm
Avast, ye scurvy dogs and landlubbers! The knaves and rascals be callin' for a jolly good protest against a new constitution that be keepin' that tyrant President Gnassingbé on the throne for longer. Let's raise the Jolly Roger and make some noise, aye!
March 27, 2024, 3:45 pm
Arrr mateys, one poor soul met Davy Jones' locker and 16 others be wounded as Russia be firing aerial bombs at Kharkiv in Ukraine's northeast. 'Tis the first time since 2022! Them scallywags be hitting homes too, arrr!
March 27, 2024, 11:41 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The cursed statue of Philip bein' toppled down in Cambridge town. Aye, the landlubbers be makin' a fuss over a statue with no face! 'Tis a sight to behold, me hearties. Yarrr!
March 27, 2024, 11:25 am
Avast ye land lubbers! The scallywags in Israel be incurrring the wrath of the American masses! Arrr, tis a sad day indeed when even the Democrats and Independents be turnin' their noses up at their actions in Gaza. Methinks the tide be turnin' against them, yarrr!
March 27, 2024, 10:59 am
Arrr! Ye see, me hearties, a grand painting by the famous Banksy appeared in London, only to be besmirched by some scallywag's handiwork! The officials have sealed it in plastic for safekeeping, but fear not, for we shall find the scoundrel responsible and make 'em walk the plank!
March 27, 2024, 10:57 am
Arrr mateys, them Pakistani scallywags be plannin' to do some fancy DNA testin' on the bones of the scurvy dog who blew himself to bits in Shangla! Aye, 'tis a strange world we live in, where even the dead must be tested for their crimes!
March 27, 2024, 10:31 am
Arrr, the museum doth point the finger at Peter Higgs, a scallywag former keeper of Greek and Roman trinkets, for pilfering or defiling 1,800 treasures and peddling them on the electronic marketplace known as eBay. Aye, the rogue be plunderin' like a true corsair!
March 27, 2024, 10:29 am
Arrr mateys! Salwan Momika, a scallywag from Iraq who be known for burnin' the Quran in Sweden, be plannin' to sail to Norway for asylum after them Swedish dogs be sendin' him packin'. Aye, best be watchin' out for this troublemaker on the high seas!
March 27, 2024, 10:15 am
Arrr, 'twas a real head-scratcher to figure out which scurvy country be behind the airdrop of aid, spillin' into the briny deep off Gaza's northern shore. No doubloons for guessin' that mystery, me hearties!
March 27, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr mateys! The scallywags in the House of Representatives have given the thumbs up to same-sex matrimony! Now the bill be setting sail for the Senate in Thailand. Let's hope they don't make us walk the plank before marriage be legal across the seven seas!
March 27, 2024, 5:44 am
Arrr, one poor soul met Davy Jones' locker in Israel, while seven scallywags were sent to Davy Jones' locker in Lebanon in the latest skirmish. The seas be churning with fear of a grander battle on the horizon. Aye, it be a fearsome sight indeed!
March 27, 2024, 5:00 am
Avast ye scallywags! The blabber about them landlubbers comin' in be causin' a ruckus in Mother Russia after the concert calamity. Beware the talk of ethnic squabbles, mateys! Let's keep the peace and sail smooth seas together. Arrr!
March 27, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr mateys, there be a newfangled method of bringin' back the landlubbers from Davy Jones' locker! This here method be showin' a better chance of savin' a heart that has gone a-wandering than the usual chest pumpin' and blowin' routine. Yo ho ho, me hearties!
March 27, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr! In the midst of the Jewish state's battle with Hamas, scallywags be claiming the Biden crew be betraying Israel at the U.N. by lettin' a hostile resolution sail through. Aye, it be a right mess o' accusations and finger-pointin'!
March 26, 2024, 6:02 pm
Arrr, word on the high seas be that this Mohamed Boughalleb scallywag be facin' a trial for insultin' a public official on the dreaded social media! Avast ye, mateys, 'tis a tale that'll make even the kraken chuckle in his sleep! Arrr!
March 26, 2024, 5:47 pm
Arrr, mateys! Ye scurvy dog Evan Gershkovich shall be locked up in the brig for over a year before standin' trial for spyin'! Avast ye, this be no jest - the Wall Street Journal be well aware of his misdeeds! Aye, the law be the law, me hearties!
March 26, 2024, 5:22 pm
Arrr mateys, the scallywags be tryin' to find a worthy opponent for Maduro in the election, but their first two picks were scuppered! Finally, they managed to sign up a third choice just in the nick o' time. Will they be able to make waves in the polls? Aye, only time will tell!
March 26, 2024, 5:22 pm
Arrr mateys, them Turkish landlubbers be plannin' to cast their votes in local elections soon. If that scallywag Erdogan and his crew win, he may try to change the rules so he can stay captain for longer. Beware the power-hungry pirates!
March 26, 2024, 5:12 pm
Arr matey, them Russian tales be like a smokescreen to hide their bumbling ways! Aye, they be tryin' to rouse the crew for a fight in Ukraine, but we be seein' through their tricks like a spyglass on a clear day! Yo ho ho!
March 26, 2024, 4:42 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Japan's cabinet be giving the nod to sell some fancy new fightin' birds to other lands. They be workin' with the UK and Italy to craft a beastly advanced fighter for the high seas! Aye, let the plunderin' begin!
March 26, 2024, 4:40 pm
Arrrr, mateys! The scallywag curator be pillagin' the British Museum o' its precious treasures! But fear not, for the museum be reclaimin' 356 stolen trinkets. Let's hope the scurvy dog gets what's comin' to 'im!
March 26, 2024, 4:38 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The South Sudanese government be proclaimin' that the schools be back in session next week, after bein' closed on account o' the scorchin' heat! Shiver me timbers, them young scallywags must be sweatin' like a sea dog in a sauna!
March 26, 2024, 11:51 am
Arrr! The raid be happenin' in Pakistan amidst a string of terror strikes, as the country's wavering relations with the scallywags of the Taliban be messin' with the security of the whole region. Aye, 'tis a right mess we find ourselves in!
March 26, 2024, 11:45 am
Arrr mateys, 'tis be said that Amit Soussana be the first former hostage to speak of bein' sexually abused while held captive. Aye, a U.N. report claims some poor souls endured "conflict-related sexual violence." Shiver me timbers, what a treacherous tale indeed!
March 26, 2024, 11:27 am
Arrr matey! Those stargazers be getting more skilled at followin' the dance of stars beyond our solar sea. But by Blackbeard's beard, it be makin' the task of foreseein' Earth's fate and unriddlin' her history a right tricky business!
March 26, 2024, 11:12 am
Arr mateys, ye scurvy dogs at the U.S. Department of Justice be joinin' forces with them landlubbers in Cyprus to take down them slippery sea rats commitin' financial crimes. Avast ye, thar be no escape from the long arm of the law! Aye, shiver me timbers!
March 26, 2024, 10:57 am
Arr mateys, the Austrian swashbucklers who guarded the Russian treasure trove during their election shindig were rewarded with booty from the embassy scallywags as they set sail. 'Twas a jolly good time had by all, aye!
March 26, 2024, 10:29 am
Arrr! The Bulgarian customs scallywags be catchin' 370 pounds o' cocaine hidden in a shipment o' bananas from Ecuador. 'Tis a good thing they be keepin' a keen eye out, for those sneaky smugglers be tryin' to slip their loot past us!
March 26, 2024, 10:27 am
Arrr mateys! The scallywags in Hong Kong who dare cross the line of national security best not be hopin' for early parole, as the ruler of the land hath spoken. Walk the plank, ye miscreants!
March 26, 2024, 5:52 am
Arrr, there be a storm brewin' betwixt Biden and Israel! The U.N. scallywags be callin' for a cease-fire in Gaza, and the U.S. be standin' aside like a landlubber. Hoist the sails and batten down the hatches, me hearties!
March 26, 2024, 3:27 am
Arrr mateys, have ye heard the tales of the gruesome torture of these poor souls accused of Russia’s deadliest terror attack? 'Tis said the videos be spreadin' like wildfire, a sure sign that the Russian state be turnin' a blind eye to public violence. Oh, the horrors of the high seas!
March 26, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr mateys! The scurvy dogs of ISIS be using their treacherous attacks to plunder and pillage lands they reckon be oppressin' our Muslim brethren. They be recruitin' more scallywags to join their terror-filled crew. Aye, we must unite and send these bilge rats to Davy Jones' locker!
March 26, 2024, 12:27 am
Arrr, me hearties! The U.K. High Court be settin' sail to decide if Julian Assange will walk the plank to the land of the free. Will he be swashbucklin' his way to the U.S. or will he be keepin' his treasure safe in Britannia? Tune in on Tuesday to find out, ye scallywags!
March 25, 2024, 7:48 pm
Arrr! The lads tryin' to pick a new captain for Haiti be stuck in a right pickle. The scallywags be facin' dangers left and right, makin' the whole affair a right mess. 'Tis a rum do, indeed! Aye, the seas be choppy, me hearties!
March 25, 2024, 5:48 pm
Arrr! The landlubbers and scallywags be claimin' that Russia be pointin' the finger at Ukraine to rally their crew for battle and stir up trouble in them waters. Methinks there be more to this tale than meets the eye! Arrr!
March 25, 2024, 5:28 pm
Arr matey, ye hear the news? The Deutsche Bahn and the GDL union have settled their quarrel over booty and hours o' toil. No more scallywagging about, it be time to sail smoothly on the rails once more, aye!
March 25, 2024, 5:12 pm
Arr, me hearties! 'Tis said that the garb and trimmings o' four scurvy dogs caught by Russia be matchin' those o' the scoundrels who wreaked havoc upon 130 souls in the concert hall. Methinks they be not just dressed for the occasion, but be the very villains themselves!
March 25, 2024, 4:34 pm
Arrr mateys, the scurvy dog Maduro be makin' his bid for re-election official, while his foes be walkin' the plank with no chance to compete! The crafty sea dog be keepin' his rivals at bay, like a clever pirate protectin' his treasure! Arrr!
March 25, 2024, 4:32 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The sugar-cane industry in Maharashtra be a treacherous sea filled with debt, child brides, and unnecessary surgeries! Avast ye, and beware the dangers of this cursed land! Ye may find yerself walkin' the plank afore ye know it!
March 25, 2024, 3:56 pm
Arrr! Four scallywags were swiftly spied and sent to Davy Jones' locker by Pakistani sea dogs as they tried to plunder a naval stronghold in Baluchistan. Ye can't outsmart the swashbucklers of the high seas!
March 25, 2024, 3:52 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywag Ahmed Hamdawi al-Kinani be walkin' free from the brig after a new trial for the slayin' of that security expert, Hisham al-Hashimi. Let's hope he learned his lesson and stays out of trouble on the high seas!
March 25, 2024, 11:49 am
Arrr! Cap'n Biden be seekin' parley to avoid a bloody skirmish in Rafah. The scallywags be tryin' to find a better way forward afore things get too dicey. Aye, the land lubbers be lookin' to avoid a bloody mess.
March 25, 2024, 11:36 am
Arrr, the scallywags at the news be tryin' to dispute the U.S. reckonin' that the treacherous attack on the concert hall near Moscow be the doin's of a branch of the Islamic State. Methinks they be searchin' for some buried treasure of their own!
March 25, 2024, 11:34 am
Arrr mateys, 'tis true - The Times hath laid eyes on surveillance scrolls revealin' Brazil's old captain seekin' refuge at the Hungarian Embassy. Two nights he spent, no doubt hopin' to avoid the plank waitin' fer him back in his own waters!
March 25, 2024, 11:30 am
Arrr mateys, the French government be embarkin' on a grand crusade against the scoundrels peddlin' their devilish drugs! They be showin' their mettle before the European elections, like a fierce storm on the high seas. Let's hope they don't end up walkin' the plank themselves!
March 25, 2024, 11:29 am
Avast ye mateys! Amadou Ba, a former Senegalese prime minister, hath thrown in the towel in the presidential rumble to scallywag Bassirou Diomaye Diakhar Faye on Monday. Yo-ho-ho, the election be over, mayhaps it be time for a celebratory grog!
March 25, 2024, 10:57 am
Arr matey, thar be 133 young scallywags who were snatched by the scurvy dogs of Argentina's dictatorship. They be raised by the bilge rats who took 'em, separated from their kin like a ship lost at sea. Hoist the Jolly Roger for these recovered grandkids!
March 25, 2024, 10:46 am
Arrr, the Philippines be raisin' a ruckus over them scallywag Chinese firin' water cannons at 'em navy! 'Tis a right shame in the South China Sea. Watch out, China, or ye be walkin' the plank!
March 25, 2024, 5:54 am
Arr matey, Israel and the Biden crew be locked in a fierce battle over the scallywags in Gaza! They be talkin' about raidin' Rafah! Me thinks they should settle it like true pirates and have a good ol' fashioned sword fight on the high seas! Arr!
March 25, 2024, 5:32 am
Arrr! The scurvy dogs accused of a brawl at a concert hall near Moscow be swashbuckling laborers from Tajikistan. They be facin' the ultimate punishment of a life behind bars. Avast ye, the law be showin' no mercy on these landlubbers!
March 25, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr mateys, these industries be spewin' out 25 percent of America's foul emissions like a leaky bilge pump! The scallywags in the Biden crew be tryin' to scrub 'em clean, but it be like tryin' to mop up the ocean with a bucket! Arrr!
March 25, 2024, 4:01 am
Arrr! The land lubbers fleeing be but a mere drop in the ocean of souls, young'uns among 'em, wretchedly wounded in the fierce battle 'twixt Israel and Hamas. Gaza be a sea of sorrow, aye, as the cannons roar and the tears flow.
March 24, 2024, 8:49 pm
Arrr, ol' Pope Francis be playin' hooky from his sermon duty on Palm Sunday! Instead o' preachin', he be takin' a joy ride 'round St. Peter's Square. Aye, must be nice bein' a high 'n mighty pontiff!
March 24, 2024, 7:53 pm
Avast ye, me hearties! 'Tis a sad tale indeed - Ecuador's youngest mayor, Brigitte Garcia, and her matey, the communications director, be found keeled over, shot dead in the province of Manabi. Aye, 'tis a treacherous world we be livin' in, mateys.
March 24, 2024, 4:46 pm
Arrr! The scallywags be dartin' through the streets, trays stacked high with croissants! 'Twas a sight to behold as the French port town strutted its cafe culture afore the grand Summer Olympics. Aye, what a spectacle indeed!
March 24, 2024, 4:19 pm
Arrr, the scallywag guest who refused to depart from the inn! He clung to his chamber like a barnacle on a ship's hull, demanding more grog and plunder for his stay. Ye be needin' a cannonball to blast him out!
March 24, 2024, 2:56 pm
Arrr mateys, 'twas a daring rescue mission in the Caribbean! We spirited away 59 wee scallywags with afflictions from Haiti, sailing 'cross Jamaica with the aid of Rep. Cory Mills. Aye, the good congressman be a swashbuckler in his own right, havin' staged two rescues in Haiti before!
March 24, 2024, 12:35 pm
Arrr, some salty dogs in Jerusalem be tellin' Fox News Digital that Schumer be meddlin' in their affairs. They be thinkin' the Biden crew be turnin' on 'em for their own political gain. Shiver me timbers! It be a right ol' mess.
March 24, 2024, 12:10 pm
Arrr mateys! The Ukrainian scallywag Volodymyr Zelenskyy be calling the Russian scoundrel Vladimir Putin and his crew "scum" for tryin' to tie Kyiv to the terror attack near Moscow! Methinks there be no honor among these thieves! Aye, pass the grog!
March 24, 2024, 11:53 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a sad tale of woe, as over a dozen souls have shuffled off this mortal coil due to the relentless siege by them scurvy dogs of Israel on Al-Shifa hospital. May Davy Jones' locker be a peaceful restin' place for them poor souls.
March 24, 2024, 11:33 am
Avast ye scallywags! Two scurvy politicians be caught in the dastardly deed o' slayin' their foe, Marielle Franco, a lass who be fightin' corruption and brutality o' the law. Walk the plank they shall! Yo ho ho!
March 24, 2024, 9:35 am
Arr matey! A brave young lad from the land of Rus' be hailed as a hero for rescuin' o'er a hundred souls from the chaos at a grand concert in Moscow. 'Twas a sight to behold, as he guided 'em to safety through the stormy seas of danger.
March 24, 2024, 8:30 am
Avast ye mateys! Poland be all in a tizzy after a Russian missile be trespassin' in their skies on its way to Ukraine. They be scramblin' their air defenses like a chicken with its head cut off! Aye, 'tis a right kerfuffle indeed! Arrr!
March 24, 2024, 7:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! The European scallywags be worryin' as the landlubbers in the U.S. be holdin' back on helpin' Kyiv in the latest lootin' bill. The battle with the Russkies be fierce, and the poor Ukrainian lads be cryin' out for more powder and shot! Aye, 'tis a sad tale indeed!
March 24, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scurvy dogs in charge be blamin' the attack in Moscow on them blasted Islamic State rascals from Iran and Afghanistan. Shiver me timbers, them knaves be causin' chaos like a kraken let loose! Aye, beware the treachery!
March 24, 2024, 4:47 am
Avast ye scallywags! The scallywag Ousmane Sonko be banned from runnin'! Sunday's poll be like a brawl between his chosen matey and the old president's scallywag successor. May the best buccaneer win! Arrr!
March 24, 2024, 4:01 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! The few brave souls left in the forsaken land of Israel near Lebanon be feelin' the heat of the battle in their very bones! 'Tis a fight to the death, me hearties, and they be right in the thick of it! Arrr!
March 23, 2024, 9:20 pm
A fortnight after the U.S. State Department cried havoc about an imminent strike by scurvy extremists near Moscow, Russia, a concert hall found itself in the crosshairs of those dastardly scallywags from ISIS. Avast ye land lubbers, danger be afoot! Arrr!
March 23, 2024, 4:55 pm
Arrr, the merry band was about to entertain the crowd when scallywags with pistols started blasting at Crocus City Hall. The scallywags be ruinin' the fun fer everyone! A pox on their cursed black hearts!
March 23, 2024, 3:44 pm
Arrr, ye tragedy outside Moscow hath struck a blow to a leader sailin' with the winds of victory at his back. 'Tis a harsh storm to weather so soon after claimin' the crown. Aye, the seas be treacherous indeed!
March 23, 2024, 3:33 pm
Yarrr, the scallywags lost be includin' mothers, fathers, a lad who played the icy game of hockey, and a whole motley crew o' others. Aye, the seas be a treacherous place indeed!
March 23, 2024, 3:31 pm
Arrr mateys! The scurvy dogs of ISIS-K be claimin' responsibility for the boom-boom at Abbey Gate in Kabul, the twin blasts in Iran, and now even the Moscow Concert Hall! They be tryin' to show off their reach, but they be naught but landlubbers with a taste for trouble!
March 23, 2024, 12:00 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs of Hamas be tellin' tall tales 'bout the death toll in Gaza! They be tryin' to win sympathy from the world community to thwart Israel's war plans. And let's not forget about the over 100 poor souls still bein' held captive in Gaza! Aye, the seas be rough indeed!
March 23, 2024, 11:53 am
"They be tryin' to reign in the digital seas, but those scallywags know they can't hold back the tide of gossip! Arrr, the health of Queen Catherine and King Charles III be causin' quite the stir amongst the land lubbers!"
March 23, 2024, 10:33 am
Arrr mateys! The scurvy dogs of Islamic State Khorasan, or ISIS-K, be swashbucklin' and causin' mischief by pillagin' Russia's embassy in Kabul and spreadin' a sea of anti-Kremlin propaganda. Shiver me timbers! The bilge rats be up to no good!
March 23, 2024, 10:32 am
Arrr mateys! The Secretary General Guterres be sailin' to the Rafah border, demandin' a cease-fire like a true buccaneer. Standin' with the scallywags in Palestine, he be showin' solidarity like a fine pirate should. Yo ho ho, let's make peace on the high seas!
March 23, 2024, 6:24 am
Arrr, word be spreadin' that eleven scallywags have been seized in connection to the dastardly terror raid in Moscow, Russia. 'Twas a mighty blow that took the lives of over a hundred souls. Aye, justice be swift in these treacherous waters!
March 23, 2024, 5:55 am
Arrr, the Kremlin be claimin' they've captured all four scallywags! The Yanks be blamin' the attack on ISIS-K, a fearsome branch of the Islamic State wreakin' havoc in Iran and Afghanistan. Shiver me timbers, the seas be gettin' rough!
March 23, 2024, 5:53 am
Arrr matey, methinks this here be a fine vessel to plunder! Let us board yonder ship and claim its treasures for ourselves. Aye, we shall be the most fearsome pirates on the high seas, with riches aplenty to show for it!
March 23, 2024, 5:37 am
Arrr! The fair maiden be callin' the news a "monstrous blow" and beggin' for "leave, distance and seclusion" in a message sent through the magic box on ye olde BBC on a Friday evening in Britannia.
March 23, 2024, 5:34 am
Avast ye scallywags! Many be feelin' pity fer Catherine, Princess of Wales, a lass who hath been under the watchful eye o' the public fer nigh on two decades. Her every move be watched like a hawk circlin' its prey. Aye, poor lass!
March 23, 2024, 3:26 am
Arrr! Them scurvy dogs from China be blastin' our supply boat with a water cannon near the Second Thomas Shoal in the South China Sea! Avast ye, we be needin' to teach those bilge rats a lesson! Aye, me hearties!
March 23, 2024, 1:00 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! Iran be turnin' to the mystical powers of AI to strengthen her military might and fill her coffers in the midst of import blockades and the cursed sanctions from the Western lands. Aye, a clever move indeed!
March 22, 2024, 6:14 pm
Arr mateys! The grand federal and Manitoba governments be pledgin' $20 million doubloons each to find the lost treasures o' the Indigenous lasses Morgan Harris and Marcedes Myran. Aye, we be huntin' for their long-lost remains on the high seas! Yo ho ho!
March 22, 2024, 5:53 pm
Arrr mateys! The scurvy dogs of the Islamic State be claimin' responsibility for the attack, makin' it one of the deadliest in Russia's history! Shiver me timbers, them landlubbers be causin' quite the ruckus!
March 22, 2024, 5:48 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scurvy dogs of the Islamic State be tryin' to stir up trouble once again, lookin' to cause mischief beyond their own shores. The U.S. counterterrorism officials be keepin' a weather eye on 'em, ready to send 'em packin' back to Davy Jones' locker! Arrr!
March 22, 2024, 5:43 pm
Avast ye mateys! See here the grim sight of a fierce attack in Russia lands. Many scurvy dogs be slain as at least 40 souls be sent to Davy Jones' locker in the capital's outskirts. Aye, a bloody battle indeed! Arrr!
March 22, 2024, 5:09 pm
Arr! President Joe Biden be settin' sail to meet with Iraqi Prime Minister Mohammed Shia al-Sudani in April to parley 'bout endin' the coalition against the scurvy dogs of the Islamic State. Avast ye, it be a jolly good time for a pow-wow on the high seas!
March 22, 2024, 5:06 pm
Arrr! The U.S. resolution for a peace treaty betwixt Israel and Hamas be scuppered by Russia and China at the United Nations Security Council. They be cryin' foul, claimin' the measure be as clear as a foggy night at sea! Aye, the scallywags be playin' games!
March 22, 2024, 2:38 pm
Arr mateys, word be spreadin' that them Cypriot scallywags be suggestin' sendin' them Syrian refugees back to their own land in "safe zones." Arr, 'tis gettin' the nod from them European Union landlubbers. Yarrr, we be watchin' this scheme unfold with keen eyes!
March 22, 2024, 11:41 am
Arrr mateys, the lasses from Ukraine be showin' their mettle in the tech seas by takin' charge and steerin' the ship towards prosperity. 'Tis a sight to behold as they be raisin' the flag of innovation high and makin' waves in the economy. Aye, me hearties!
March 22, 2024, 11:37 am
Arrr, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu be swearin' on his mother's treasure map that Israel be sendin' in their scallywags to Rafah, even though the landlubber Yankees be beggin' 'em not to. Aye, the seas be choppy but Netanyahu be sailin' full speed ahead!
March 22, 2024, 11:12 am
Arrr, the land lubbers in the U.S. be turnin' their backs on the Philippines, denyin' 'em a new port like scurvy dogs! Aye, 'tis a shame they be bowin' to the fearsome might of China. Yo ho ho, the seas be full o' treacherous waters indeed!
March 22, 2024, 11:10 am
Arrr! President Biden be whisperin' in the ear o' Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, but the scallywags be sayin' it be time for a new tack. Aye, let's hoist the Jolly Roger and set sail on a different course, me hearties!
March 22, 2024, 11:05 am
Arrr, ye scallywags be studyin' the virus's evolution and the body's defenses. They be hopin' to stop a comeback and to gain more knowledge of this cursed long Covid. May the winds of science blow in their favor!
March 22, 2024, 10:30 am
Arrr mateys, word on the seas be that Japan's "Dragon Ball" treasure be settin' sail for Saudi Arabia to build the world's first theme park devoted to their legendary franchise. Avast ye landlubbers, prepare to be dazzled by their plunder of adventure and excitement!
March 22, 2024, 10:27 am
Arrr mateys, the Emperor Naruhito and Empress Masako of Japan sailed to the Noto region to show their respect to the poor souls lost in the earthquake on New Year's Day, aye, 241 souls taken by Davy Jones himself. A tragic tale indeed.
March 22, 2024, 5:16 am
Arrr, brave souls who tended to the sick in treacherous circumstances beseeched the American scallywags to put an end to the plundering and pillaging without delay. The urgency be dire, lest we all be doomed to Davy Jones' locker!
March 22, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, this lass be the spawn of a South Korean maiden and a Black American swashbuckler! She be a trailblazer, makin' waves in a land that be treatin' mixed-blood scallywags like outcasts. Aye, she be a star like no other!
March 22, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, me 13-year-old scallywag be forsakin' her phone for trekkin', laborin', and learnin' in the wilds of Australia. Our written words be bringin' forth a new realm o' communication, like discoverin' buried treasure in a vast ocean. Aye, the adventures be beginnin'!
March 22, 2024, 3:01 am
Yarrr, them poor Palestinian landlubbers be trapped in the treacherous Gaza Strip, beggin' for refuge while them Arab scallywags refuse to open their ports! 'Tis a dire situation, me hearties, but fear not, for the winds of change may yet blow in their favor. Arrr!
March 21, 2024, 8:19 pm
Arrr mateys! 'Tis been decreed that scallywag Robinho shall be locked in the brig for nigh on nine years for his foul deeds upon a lass in Italy. Ye best be keepin' yer hands to yerself, lest ye end up in a similar predicament! Aye, 'tis the truth!
March 21, 2024, 7:05 pm
Arrr mateys, the government of Portugal be shiftin' from the left to the right, but a band of scurvy dogs be causin' a ruckus with their demands for power. The seas be stormy and the politicians be walkin' the plank! Aye, 'tis a tale of treachery and intrigue on the high seas of politics!
March 21, 2024, 6:04 pm
Arrr, mateys! The King of Uganda has dubbed his scallywag son as the head honcho of the fighting men! Some be thinkin' he be groomin' him for the throne. Aye, a true tale fit for the high seas!
March 21, 2024, 5:55 pm
Arr mateys, the European Union leaders be seemin' to agree, in principle, to lettin' Bosnia and Herzegovina join their ranks. Aye, it be a grand adventure awaitin' them on the high seas of negotiations! Yo ho ho!
March 21, 2024, 5:51 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The captain of the Republic of Ireland, Leo Varadkar, hath walked the plank without warnin'! The scallywags be scramblin' like a pack o' landlubbers. Keep a weather eye on the horizon to see what happens next in this political tale! Aye aye, me buckos!
March 21, 2024, 5:27 pm
Arrr! The lad was marooned wit' his kin for near three weeks afore bein' whisked back to his Florida abode by a flying contraption! He be joinin' the ranks o' many a landlubber seekin' to escape the shores o' Haiti.
March 21, 2024, 4:57 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywag Algerian President be settin' sail for the next election on Sept. 7. He be given a fine five months to gather his crew and swab the decks for a grand campaign! Aye, may the winds of victory be blowin' in his favor!
March 21, 2024, 4:45 pm
Arrr mateys! The scallywags in Nuevo León have come across a grim sight - 10 charred souls in a carriage near Monterrey. Ye best steer clear of that cursed road, unless ye want to end up as a crispy pirate too! Aye, the seas be a treacherous place indeed.
March 21, 2024, 3:54 pm
Arrr! Canada's Minister of Immigration, Marc Miller, be proclaimin' that they be settin' sail to reduce the number of temporary residents by a whole percentage point in the next three years. Avast ye, me hearties! Prepare to trim the sails and batten down the hatches!
March 21, 2024, 11:33 am
Avast ye scallywags! As Israel be layin' siege to the Shifa complex for four days, claimin' they've sent dozens of scurvy dogs to Davy Jones' locker. But who's to say if their tales be true? Aye, me thinks they be spinnin' a yarn! Arrr!
March 21, 2024, 11:24 am
Arrr mateys, in a far-off land called Saudi Arabia, the secretary of state be chattin' 'bout a draft resolution at the U.N. Security Council demandin' a ceasefire in Gaza. Aye, let's release them hostages and sail away to calmer seas, says I!
March 21, 2024, 11:17 am
Arrr mateys, beware of the treacherous scoundrels from Jalisco New Generation! They be runnin' call centers offerin' to buy yer precious vacation properties, only to plunder yer hard-earned booty from yer bank accounts! Avast ye, keep a weather eye out for these scallywags!
March 21, 2024, 10:50 am
Arrr mateys! The scallywag doctors in Kenya be takin' their strike to new heights by stoppin' emergency services at public hospitals. The union and State House be settin' up parley to try and end this madness. Avast ye, the seas be rough ahead!
March 21, 2024, 10:24 am
Arrr mateys! The young scallywags in South Korea be raisin' a ruckus o'er the government's plan to swell the ranks o' medical students. In retaliation, the scurvy dogs in charge be threatenin' to strip 'em o' their healin' licenses. Shiver me timbers!
March 21, 2024, 10:23 am
Ye scurvy dogs, the Mothers of Plaza de Mayo, a band of fierce women whose younglings were snatched by the tyrannical Argentina military, be celebratin' 47 years of fightin' for justice and freedom. Raise a mug o' grog to these brave lasses! Arrrgh!
March 21, 2024, 5:54 am
Arrr mateys, the Secretary of State Antony J. Blinken be sailin' to the Mideast for the sixth time in search of peace in the land of Gaza. He be talkin' fancy diplomatic talk in hopes of puttin' an end to the swashbucklin' and fightin'.
March 21, 2024, 4:04 am
Arrr, me hearties! The memories of tyranny be driftin' away like a ghostly ship in the night. The crew be gettin' restless, and 'tis the perfect time for the Chega party to swoop in like a swashbucklin' pirate and plunder the votes of the discontented landlubbers! Aye, 'tis a ripe moment indeed!
March 21, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr mateys, me hearties! 'Tis said that a pouch as old as 2,000 years be showin' us that those Roman scallywags were dabblin' in some potent plant magic! 'Tis a tale worth tellin' over a grog or two, aye!
March 21, 2024, 3:58 am
Arrr, mateys! Ukraine be boastin' about stoppin' them 31 missiles fired at the capital. But alas, the scallywags couldn't be stoppin' all of 'em as 13 poor souls be gettin' hurt by the debris. Arrr, the buildings be takin' a beatin' too!
March 21, 2024, 3:34 am
Arr matey! In a land called Saudi Arabia, the Secretary of State, Antony Blinken, has declared that the United States be puttin' forth a new draft proposal for a truce betwixt Israel and Hamas in Gaza. Let's hope this plan be smoother than a pirate's grog!
March 21, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, matey! A scallywag from Haiti be tellin' tales o' woe, speakin' o' vile rapscallions tryin' to breach his fortress as they plundered his treasure trove. The seas be roilin' with such villainy, aye!
March 20, 2024, 7:01 pm
Arr mateys, word be that Prabowo Subianto be takin' the crown as president o' Indonesia! The runners-up be cryin' foul and plottin' their legal challenges, but it be too late to turn the tide. Avast ye, me hearties, a new leader be sailin' into port!
March 20, 2024, 5:39 pm
Avast ye scallywags! On Wednesday, the lawmen be sendin' out them arrest warrants for the campaign manager of Maria Corina Machado, along with 8 of her crew. Looks like trouble be brewin' on the high seas! Aye, the winds of justice be blowin' strong today. Arrr!
March 20, 2024, 5:36 pm
Arrr, the land lubbers in Parliament be likely to bend the knee to the government's scheme, yet the scallywags in the upper house stood tall in defiance! A rare sight indeed, as they showed their true colors and gave the government a taste of their own medicine!
March 20, 2024, 5:30 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Leo Varadkar, captain of the beleaguered Fine Gael ship, be walkin' the plank! He be claimin' 'tis for "personal and political reasons," but we all know he be jumpin' afore he be push'd! Fair winds and followin' seas, matey!
March 20, 2024, 5:08 pm
Arrr, 'twas Jake Sullivan, adviser to President Joe Biden, who did venture to Kyiv, Ukraine on Wednesday to declare our continued support in repelling the scurvy Russian invaders. Aye, we be standin' strong with our Ukrainian mates in this fight!
March 20, 2024, 4:32 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags in the U.S. be whiskin' away American landlubbers from Port-au-Prince, haulin' 'em off on government chartered flights to the Dominican Republic. Ye best be packin' yer tricorn hats and parrots, for a wild adventure awaits! Aye, matey!
March 20, 2024, 11:58 am
Avast ye scallywags! The U.N. be shoutin' about the heap o' electronic waste pilin' up across the seven seas. The scurvy dogs be too lazy to recycle, and the rates be droppin' faster than a sailor off the plank! Aarrr!
March 20, 2024, 11:53 am
Avast ye scallywags! The ruckus at Al-Shifa Hospital be not abating, and the poor landlubbers of Palestine be sufferin' the consequences of this lawlessness in their turf. Aye, 'tis a sad state of affairs indeed!
March 20, 2024, 11:21 am
Arrr, me hearties! Canadian Cap'n Justin Trudeau be makin' deals with them New Democrats scallywags to stay in power. 'Tis a fine political game they be playin', keepin' the Liberals afloat on the political seas. Aye, 'tis a clever move indeed!
March 20, 2024, 11:12 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis been said that the UNRWA be harboring scallywags from the likes of Hamas! Now, other lands be scurrying like rats to fill the empty treasure chest left behind. Aye, 'tis a right mess we be in!
March 20, 2024, 10:24 am
Aye, Antony Blinken, the top U.S. diplomat, be on his sixth voyage to the Mideast since Oct. 7. The State Department be sayin' he be chattin' 'bout freein' the hostages and givin' more coin to Gaza. Arrr, mayhaps he be findin' some buried treasure while he be at it!
March 20, 2024, 10:22 am
Arrr mateys, the scallywags in charge have finally agreed with the learned folks on when the Earth came to be. 'Twas a battle of wits, but the scholars prevailed in the end. The history books be gettin' a much-needed refresh, by Blackbeard's beard!
March 20, 2024, 10:21 am
Arrr mateys! The British government be settin' sail on March 20, 2024 to pass a law preventin' young scallywags under 15 from partakin' in the devil's weed - tobacco! No more pillagin' the tobacco shops for ye young lads and lasses! Aye aye, cap'n!
March 20, 2024, 9:40 am
Arrr mateys, in a dance studio turned bomb shelter in the wilds of northeast Ukraine, fair maidens in pink tutus seek refuge from the chaos above in Kharkiv. Ye can bet yer doubloons they be pirouetting away from danger like true swashbucklers!
March 20, 2024, 5:15 am
Arrr, me hearties! Prime Minister Viktor Orban be keepin' his hold on the land by givin' out gold doubloons to his mates while buildin' a walkway without trees! A sight for sore eyes indeed, me thinks! Aye, critics be squawkin' like parrots in a storm!
March 20, 2024, 4:12 am
Arrr mateys, the government's quarrelsome Rwanda policy, favored by the prime minister, has stirred up a mutiny in Britain's unchosen second chamber. Tis a right kerfuffle indeed, worthy of a few hearty "Arrrs" and "Shiver me timbers!"
March 20, 2024, 4:05 am
Arrr, me hearties! The brave Ukrainians be sayin' that defendin' wee bits o' land be worth the risk, for the scurvy Russians be payin' a heavy toll in blood and plunder. Aye, tis a battle worth fightin' for!
March 20, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, the scallywags be squabblin' o'er a site where the worship of Islam and Hindu be takin' place. 'Tis all thanks to a documentarrry on Netflix! Me thinks they be needin' a parley to settle this feisty debate, arrr!
March 20, 2024, 3:10 am
Arrr mateys! The fearsome North Korean leader Kim Jong Un be testin' his new hypersonic missile that can strike the U.S. target. Avast! Keep a weather eye on the horizon, for this be a mighty weapon indeed! Aye, the seas be gettin' rougher!
March 19, 2024, 7:50 pm
Arrr, ye scallywags! The Caribbean leaders be sayin' that all but one landlubber responsible for pickin' members for a council has grabbed a spot, makin' an 8 member crew. Aye, 'tis a fine day for a council meetin' on the high seas!
March 19, 2024, 7:11 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The high and mighty U.N. Secretary General António Guterres be cryin' foul over the bloody violence in Burma! Them airstrikes be takin' out 25 poor souls! 'Tis a sad day when even pirates be more civilized than them landlubbers! Arrr!
March 19, 2024, 5:42 pm
Arr matey, a bounty of treasures be found in the attic of a old sea dog's abode after he crossed the great divide. The booty be handed o'er to the F.B.I., who saw fit to send 'em back after a good eighty years on land. Aye, 'twas quite the tale!
March 19, 2024, 5:22 pm
Ye landlubbers of Mexico City did join forces with the local authorities in chase of a fierce wolf sighted on Monday in a bustling neighborhood to the north! Aye, the bravery of ye city dwellers shines bright like pieces of eight on the high seas! Arrr!
March 19, 2024, 4:55 pm
Arrr mateys, the scallywags in Turkey be settin' sail on the high seas o' airstrikes against them Kurdish landlubbers in Iraq! The bilge rats be fightin' over a poor soul lost to the treacherous hands o' the PKK. Aye, the seas be choppy with vengeance!
March 19, 2024, 4:46 pm
Arrr! Just a day after parleyin' with President Biden, the scallywag Israeli leader be sayin' there be no choice but to send our forces into the bustling city of Rafah. Avast, the seas be rough, but we be sailin' forward nonetheless! Aye, mateys!
March 19, 2024, 4:25 pm
Arr mateys, me hearties! Japan be raisin' the interest rates, and the Major League Baseball be startin' their season! 'Tis a fine day for pillagin' and plunderin' on the high seas, but alas, we be stuck readin' 'bout finance and sports instead. Aarrr!
March 19, 2024, 4:16 pm
Arr mateys, ye won't believe it! The scurvy dogs known as the Gaitanista Self Defense Forces of Colombia, or Gulf Clan, have agreed to parley with the left-wing President Gustavo Petro for a bit o' peace talk. Avast, what a tale of diplomacy on the high seas!
March 19, 2024, 3:37 pm
Arrr! The brave Belarusian scribe Ihar Karnei be standin' trial for bein' an extremist, mateys! 'Tis a case o' political shenanigans and skullduggery, ye can be sure! But fear not, for this scallywag be fightin' the good fight!
March 19, 2024, 11:40 am
Arrr! The Prime Minister of Armenia be shouting from the crow's nest about settlin' the border squabble with Azerbaijan before things turn bloody! Aye, mateys, they be talkin' peace but it be a pirate's life - always ready for a scuffle on the high seas!
March 19, 2024, 11:36 am
Arrr! Me hearties, ye won't believe what me spyglass hath seen! Tiny flying machines be takin' snapshots o' a busted reactor at Fukushima. The gear be all outta place, like a drunken sailor on a rough sea. Avast!
March 19, 2024, 11:32 am
Arrr matey! The Speaker of Parliament in South Africa, Nosiviwe Mapisa-Nqakula, had her ship searched by a special investigations crew on Tuesday in a scandalous bribery investigation. Avast ye, the seas be treacherous for those caught in the storm of corruption!
March 19, 2024, 11:13 am
Arrr, an Italian rescue crew be tryin' to save a poor soul who fell into a crevasse, but their flying contraption didst crash near Monte Rosa! 'Tis a fine mess they be gettin' themselves into, me hearties! Aye, the seas be treacherous indeed!
March 19, 2024, 11:10 am
Arr matey, the crown's swashbucklers be claimin' the old captain be pullin' a fast one with his potion papers. Aye, tis a scandalous tale of trickery and deceit on the high seas of health. Mayhaps he be walkin' the plank for his treacherous ways!
March 19, 2024, 10:54 am
Yarrr! Avast ye mateys! Despite rumblings o' doubt 'bout more help from the States, the American defense secretary told a motley crew in Kyiv that the battle against Russia be one of the grand causes of our era. Aye, we'll shiver their timbers! Arrr!
March 19, 2024, 10:31 am
Arr matey, the Biden blokes be fretting about Israel's scheme for a ground invasion in the city, where a goodly portion of Gaza's populace be huddled. Methinks this be quite the pickle for all involved. Aye, tis a proper mess indeed!
March 19, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr! The Secretary of State, Antony J. Blinken, be settin' sail to visit the lands of Saudi Arabia and Egypt this week, whilst those meddlin' mediators in Qatar be chattin' about takin' a breather from all the rumblin' and tumblin'. Aye, let's hope they can sort it out before we need to break out the cannons!
March 19, 2024, 4:59 am
Arrr, me hearties! Them scallywags in South Korea be cheerin' for that Japanese superstar like he be a treasure chest full o' gold! 'Tis a strange sight indeed, for these two nations be like cats 'n dogs, fightin' like Davy Jones 'n Poseidon! Aye, 'tis a curious world we live in!
March 19, 2024, 4:04 am
Arrr mateys! The scallywags at M.L.B. be joinin' forces with a Japanese travel agency to grant ye a chance to lay eyes on the baseball superstar play for the Dodgers. Set sail and start plottin' yer journey, ye landlubbers!
March 19, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, me hearties! Senegal be known as a haven of democracy in a sea of coups, but their scurvy president tried to scuttle the election! The scallywag failed, and now the election be settin' sail next Sunday. Avast!
March 19, 2024, 3:00 am
Arr, ye scallywags in the Dominican Republic be sendin' troublemakers back to Haiti, and they be raisin' a "smart security fence" to keep out any would-be troublemakers! Aye, no sneakin' past this fence, mateys!
March 18, 2024, 7:45 pm
Arrr mateys, the Pentagon be tryin' to strike a bargain with Niger's military rulers to let our scallywags stay in their lands for fightin' off the sea dogs of terrorism. Savvy?
March 18, 2024, 6:49 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The fearless Jennifer Griffin parlayed with Estonia's fair maiden Prime Minister and a scurvy dog who be hollerin' at Putin for Special Report with Bret Baier. 'Twas a tale to shiver yer timbers!
March 18, 2024, 6:14 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Congolese scallywag Stanis Bujakera be walkin' the plank to freedom after spendin' more time in the brig than his measly sentence. Aye, the pirate's life be full of twists and turns, but at least this landlubber be seein' the light of day again!
March 18, 2024, 4:59 pm
Arrr mateys, that scallywag Putin be sailin' smoothly to victory with 87% o' the vote, facin' naught but a measly trio o' opponents. The rest o' the challengers be walkin' the plank, banned from sailin' in this election waters. Pieces of eight for Putin, it seems!
March 18, 2024, 4:57 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that Mr. Issa, a scallywag of the highest order, met his maker in the battle of Oct. 7. He be one of the top dogs of the Hamas crew to walk the plank in Gaza since the war began. Aye, 'tis a blow to their scurvy ranks!
March 18, 2024, 4:20 pm
Arrr mateys, Gambia be thinkin' it's a good idea to lift the ban on lassies gettin' their bits snipped! Avast ye, that be a rum decision if I ever heard one! The seas be full of enough danger, we don't need to add this madness to the mix!
March 18, 2024, 4:08 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Blimey! The scurvy dogs be pillagin' two villages in northwestern Nigeria, snatchin' a hundred souls! 'Tis a travesty, me hearties! May the kraken take 'em afore they cause more trouble! Arrr!
March 18, 2024, 4:06 pm
Arrr mateys, three brave souls from the Civil Guard of Mexico's Michoacan state met their fate in a treacherous highway skirmish, as reported by the security officials on this fine Monday. Aye, 'twas a bloody battle indeed! May they rest in Davy Jones' locker.
March 18, 2024, 3:32 pm
Arr, ye scallywags! The South African landlubbers be scratchin' their heads and suspectin' foul play as they be huntin' for a missing charter boat captain whose vessel be found abandoned and scorched on a Mozambique shore. Aye, it be a mystery fit for Davy Jones himself!
March 18, 2024, 11:29 am
Arr, the Al-Shifa Hospital be a hotbed of conflict in this war. The scallywags of Hamas claim they don't be using it as a command post, but the spy-glass of the U.S. reckons otherwise. Shiver me timbers, the truth be as murky as a sea in a storm!
March 18, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags of Hamas and Israel couldn't come to a deal afore Ramadan. But last week, Hamas did be droppin' one o' their demands. Looks like the negotiation ship be takin' on water, but who knows what treasures lie ahead!
March 18, 2024, 11:01 am
Arrr, me hearties! A scallywag study o' camera-trap pictures be throwin' a spanner in the works! Turns out not all critters be frolickin' durin' the lockdowns. Ye can't be trustin' those sneaky animals, they be up to no good! Aye, mateys!
March 18, 2024, 10:48 am
Avast ye scoundrels! Two landlubbers from the far off lands of New Zealand hath had their papers revoked by the immigration swabs in Thailand. 'Tis said they did lay hands on a traffic constable on a tropical isle. Aye, they be in a right pickle now! Arrr!
March 18, 2024, 10:47 am
Arrr mateys! The Bulgarian President be givin' the job of puttin' together a new crew to the center-right GERB-UDF gang, the biggest scallywags in parliament. Let's see if they can sail the ship without hittin' any shoals! Arrr!
March 18, 2024, 10:46 am
Arrr! The scallywags plannin' the 2032 Olympics in Brisbane 'ave decided to scrap rebuildin' a treasured stadium for their shindig. They be scratchin' their heads tryin' to figure out the next move. Shiver me timbers! What a kerfuffle!
March 18, 2024, 9:52 am
Arrr! The Secretary of State, Antony Blinken, be setting sail for the Philippines to assure our mates of America's unwavering loyalty as the scallywags of China be gettin' more bold in their maritime mischief in the South China Sea. Aye, we'll show 'em who be boss!
March 18, 2024, 5:29 am
Arrr mateys! The scurvy dogs of Israel be raidin' the grand hospital in Gaza once more, claimin' that the dastardly crew of Hamas be hidin' there and firin' their cannons! Avast ye, these be treacherous waters indeed!
March 18, 2024, 5:29 am
Avast ye scallywags! The secretary o' state be warnin' us of the treacherous waters ahead with this newfangled artificial intelligence! Beware, me hearties, lest it disrupt the global flow o' information and send us all to Davy Jones' locker during these election times! Aye!
March 18, 2024, 5:07 am
Aye, me hearties! The landlubbers in Russia may claim loyalty to their captain, but 'tis a mystery how they'd react if presented with different sails to follow. Arrr, 'tis like tryin' to navigate through a storm without a compass! Yarrr!
March 18, 2024, 4:04 am
Arrr! If them scallywags in West Africa decide to lift the ban from 2015, Gambia would be the first to turn back on protectin' against the practice. Savvy?
March 18, 2024, 3:45 am
Arrr, the State Department be confirm'n that a whole crew of American buccaneers be rescued from the treacherous waters of Haiti, escapin' the fierce gang battles brewin' on the island. They be settlin' in Miami, safe and sound, ready to sail another day. Hoist the anchor, me hearties!
March 18, 2024, 3:00 am
Avast, me hearties! A scurvy dog of a digger stumbled upon a treasure from days of yore, as the bucket of his digger didst uncover a visage from the deep! Methinks he be needin' a new pair of breeches after such a fright! Arrr!
March 17, 2024, 5:26 pm
Arrr, the scallywags in southern Russia be settin' an oil refinery ablaze, while our air defense forces be blastin' two drones headin' for Moscow! Looks like Ukraine be causin' a ruckus just in time for the election, savvy? Aye, the seas be rough indeed!
March 17, 2024, 5:07 pm
Arrr, the Russian scallywag be spoutin' tales of a potential exchange for Navalny, only to find the scurvy dog had met Davy Jones at the Arctic prison. Methinks the leader be playin' tricks on us landlubbers! Aye, the seas be full of treachery indeed!
March 17, 2024, 4:07 pm
Arrr, the European Union be throwin' a treasure chest worth o' 7.4 billion pieces o' gold to Egypt to aid them in battlin' the swarm o' scurvy landlubbers floodin' their shores. Aye, 'tis a mighty fine gesture indeed in these troubled times.
March 17, 2024, 3:55 pm
Arrr matey! Avast ye! In Haiti, scallywags have plundered a UNICEF chest o' precious booty meant fer wee ones. As the land be consumed by strife an' pillaging scoundrels, the young'uns be left in dire need. Shiver me timbers!
March 17, 2024, 11:14 am
Arrr! The scurvy dogs of Palestine be layin' the blame on the rascally crew of Hamas for bringin' about a right mess in the Gaza Strip. 'Tis a catastrophe of epic proportions, me hearties! Aye, the blame be squarely on their peg legs!
March 17, 2024, 10:48 am
Arr, me hearties! Many a scallywag be answerin' the opposition's call to show their ire by gatherin' in great numbers at noon. "We be havin' no other choices," declared a fair maiden. Let's make some noise, me mateys! Aye aye, captain!
March 17, 2024, 9:01 am
Arrr, me hearties! Aye, 'tis true that many a scurvy dog be suspending their gold to UNRWA after accusations of their crew be joinin' the attack on Israel. 'Tis a scandal of epic proportions, me mateys! Set sail and avoid their treacherous waters!
March 17, 2024, 7:00 am
Arrr me hearties, South Africa be sufferin' under a torrent of murders, power and water shortages, and a plague of unemployment! And ye won't believe it - the scallywags in charge be throwin' away our doubloons on talks with Hamas, Iran, and Russia! Aye, what a jolly ol' mess!
March 17, 2024, 6:57 am
Arrr, me hearties! Greece be a treasure trove of rich history, delectable cuisine, stunning cities, and bountiful natural wonders. From Athens to the islands, set sail on a voyage of discovery and plunder the delights of this land fit for gods and pirates alike!
March 17, 2024, 4:57 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Despite addin' more ways to deliver aid, the hunger crisis in the enclave be as fierce as ever, says the experts. Talks o' truce be on the horizon, so brace yerselves for more negotiations! Arrr!
March 17, 2024, 4:48 am
Arrr, the scallywags be sayin' the fiery explosion on Saturday eve be the mightiest o' a string that began in December. Methinks 'tis a right grand spectacle to behold, aye, like watchin' a kraken unleashed from the depths o' Davy Jones' locker!
March 17, 2024, 4:16 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scurvy dogs be looting hospitals in Haiti like they be hunting for buried treasure! The poor souls in need of care be walkin' the plank tryin' to reach safety. Yarrr, 'tis a treacherous sea we sail in these troubled times!
March 16, 2024, 6:41 pm
Arrr mateys, a mighty volcano in Iceland hath blown its top for the fourth time since December, as told by the country's weather wizards. 'Tis a fiery spectacle indeed, me hearties! Keep a weather eye on that volcanic beast, lest it spew forth its wrath upon us all! Arrr!
March 16, 2024, 4:28 pm
Arrr! Them sneak attacks, timed to Russia's election, be aimin' to throw off the stability in Russia and lead their military astray from Ukraine. Aye, 'tis a cunning plan, but beware the wrath of the Russian bear!
March 16, 2024, 2:37 pm
Arrr! The first scuffle under Australia's foreign interference laws be causin' quite a stir amongst the land lubbers. 'Tis like tryin' to navigate a treacherous sea without a map or compass. Aye, the regulations be as confusin' as tryin' to find buried treasure in a storm!
March 16, 2024, 2:27 pm
Arrr mateys! The bold decree by Senate scallywag Chuck Schumer be causin' quite a ruckus in Israel! The Jewish folk be in an uproar as they be battlin' against the scurvy dogs of Hamas. Yarrr!
March 16, 2024, 11:56 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags behind the Games be swearin' to cut down on the cursed emissions by makin' use of olden buildings, addin' lanes for bikes, and even stickin' solar panels on the mighty Seine. But will their grand plan actually pan out? Aye, only time will tell!
March 16, 2024, 11:03 am
Arrr, the United Nations scallywags be mum on who be behind the attacks, mateys! Aye, even though Gazan health officials claim 20 souls be lost. Them landlubbers be keepin' their lips sealed tighter than a treasure chest! Har, har, har!
March 16, 2024, 10:25 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that Hamas be makin' a bold move, offerin' to free the prisoners in exchange for the retreatin' of the dreaded Israeli troops. Could be the start of some grand parleyin'! Aye, let's see where this negotiation voyage be takin' us!
March 16, 2024, 8:00 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs in Thailand stumbled upon a treasure trove of white gold worth a king's ransom! Allegedly sent by the scallywags in the U.S., hidden amongst the clothes racks like a cunning pirate's booty. Aye, the law be keepin' a sharp eye on the high seas!
March 16, 2024, 6:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! The election be happenin' from Friday to Sunday, makin' Putin the longest-servin' leader since that scallywag Stalin. So grab yer grog and cast yer vote, or risk walkin' the plank!
March 16, 2024, 5:56 am
Arrr mateys, it be a sad sight indeed! One out of every 20 wee ones in them shelters and health centers up north in Gaza be sufferin' from "severe wasting," a sure sign of starvation, says the U.N. agency. Avast, let's plunder some grub and feed these poor scallywags!
March 16, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr mateys, the next general elections in India be settin' the course for the political future of the world's most populous land fer the next five years. It be a grand spectacle sure to shake the seas of power!
March 16, 2024, 5:35 am
Arrr me hearties! Us who be clingin' to dear life through winter be prayin' for the new season to appear quicker than a scurvy dog fleein' from a pirate ship. Let's be hoistin' the sails and greetin' the sun with grog in hand! Aye, bring on the warmth, me mateys!
March 16, 2024, 5:12 am
Arrr mateys, Russia be holdin' a vote in Ukraine's captured lands to give a facade of democracy. They be tryin' to cover up dissent and claim legitimacy. But beware, ye scallywags, for the truth be as elusive as a ghost ship on the high seas!
March 16, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags be warnin' that the rumblings of gang warfare in Haiti might be causin' more trouble for the landlubbers in the U.S. than just measly borders. The seas be churnin' with the international folk tryin' to put a stop to it! Aye, me thinks we best keep an eye on this one, lest we all end up walkin' the plank!
March 15, 2024, 6:10 pm
Arrr mateys! The Slovaks be gatherin' in Bratislava to give that scallywag Fico a piece of their minds about messin' with the public broadcastin'! Thousands be raisin' their voices against this plan by the government. Shiver me timbers, what a sight to behold!
March 15, 2024, 3:53 pm
Avast! A Greek constable hath been caught red-handed near the Albanian shore with 225 pounds of the devil's lettuce! Methinks he be in quite a pickle now, aye, the scallywag! The law be swift and ruthless, arrr!
March 15, 2024, 3:35 pm
Arrr mateys, the Biden scallywags be lettin' them Iranian rascals off the hook yet again. Meanwhile, Iraq be tryin' to wean itself off their energy teat. Methinks Kirby be swearin' no gold coins be sailin' back to Iran's treasure chest. Avast, tis a strange tale indeed!
March 15, 2024, 11:59 am
Arrr, the scallywags of the Gaza health ministry be cryin' foul play, claimin' the landlubbers o' Israel be aimin' at the bellies o' the hungry! But the salty dogs from Israel be pointin' their fingers at the Palestinian gun-toters for the mayhem on the high seas! Aye, what a jolly ol' mess!
March 15, 2024, 11:59 am
Arrr, the Cap'n didn't exactly give his blessing to the good Senator Schumer's cry for fresh elections in Israel, but his hearty approval of the speech be a slap in the face to old Prime Minister Netanyahu, aye! Aye, the winds be changin' in the political waters, indeed!
March 15, 2024, 11:32 am
Arrr, two fiery balls o' destruction be hittin' the same cursed spot, say the Ukrainian scallywags! Aye, some poor souls who came to aid the wounded be meetin' a bitter end. 'Tis a treacherous sea we sail upon, me hearties!
March 15, 2024, 11:12 am
Arrr mateys, this here Independent International Commission of Inquiry on Syria be sayin' that Syria be havin' a right ol' wallop of violence since October, worse than any since 2020. The international aid be shrinkin' faster than a pirate's treasure after a night of rum drinkin'! Aye, tis a sad state o' affairs indeed.
March 15, 2024, 10:58 am
Arrr mateys! Pope Francis be tellin' his tale in a book called "Life: My Story Through History," set to be released on March 19, the eleventh year since he took the papal helm. Ye best be grabbin' a copy and settin' sail on his adventurous journey!
March 15, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr, t'was a mystery what caused the rumble in Gaza City. The scallywags of Israeli military denied the accusations of a "targeted attack" on hungry souls. Methinks there be more to this tale than meets the eye, mateys! Aye, aye!
March 15, 2024, 5:15 am
Arrr! The scurvy dogs be checkin' the worshippers outside the holy site, as Hamas be callin' for an "escalation" from the landlubbers in response to the war in Gaza. Avast ye, buckle yer swashes and prepare for a rumble in the jungle!
March 15, 2024, 5:10 am
Arrr mateys, McDonald’s Japan be apologizin’ for a “system failure.” Some scallywags in Australia closed their doors, whilst others resorted to takin’ orders with pen and parchment. Aye, news outlets be sayin’ this be true!
March 15, 2024, 5:00 am
Arr matey, that scoundrel Vladimir Putin be tryin' to cling to power like a barnacle on a ship's hull! He be wantin' another six years as captain of the ship, but the crew be seein' through his trickery like a spyglass on the horizon. Aye, 'tis a sham election indeed!
March 15, 2024, 4:51 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that Vladimir V. Putin be struttin' 'is stuff like the king o' the high seas, claimin' he be the only scallywag who can end the war in Ukraine. Aye, looks like he be sailin' smoothly to another term in this rigged election! Arrr!
March 15, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr mateys! The scallywags at the United Nations and United States be throwin' around $13.5 billion doubloons to Haiti after the quake of 2010, but some be sayin' it be like throwin' gold coins into Davy Jones' locker! Aye, doubters be aplenty! Arrr!
March 14, 2024, 7:47 pm
Arrr mateys! The Senegalese scallywag Ousmane Sonko be set free from the brig just afore the grand election on March 24th! Ye can bet he be swashbucklin' his way back to the campaign trail in no time! Aye, me hearties!
March 14, 2024, 7:03 pm
Arrr mateys! A scurvy dog of an Australian billionaire be plannin' to construct a replica of the cursed Titanic ship to sail the seven seas once more. Shiver me timbers, what folly be this! Mayhaps he be needin' to swab the deck instead.
March 14, 2024, 4:04 am
Arrr, me hearties! The grand election in Russia starts on Friday and stretches till Sunday. But don't be fooled by the fancy horse race facade, it's just a rigged show like the ol' Soviet days. Aye, it be a pirate's life for me!
March 13, 2024, 5:53 pm
Arrr, despite his brave deeds in battle, this scallywag still couldn't shake off the shadow of his ol' man. A thousand streets be named fer the father, while he be left to sail the seas in search of his own glory.
March 13, 2024, 5:32 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The strike kil be a fearsome beast of a weapon, ready to strike fear into the hearts of any scurvy dog who dare cross me path. Ye best be keepin' a weather eye out for it, lest ye find yerself in Davy Jones' locker!
March 13, 2024, 5:29 pm
Arrr mateys, the decree be gettin' hearty approval from both scallywags and landlubbers alike! 'Tis a rare sight to see both Redcoats and Privateers joinin' forces to show those scurvy dogs in China who be holdin' the power on these high seas! Yo ho ho!
March 13, 2024, 5:16 pm
Arrr, Austria be givin' two landlubber diplomats from the Russian Embassy the ol' heave-ho! They be declared "personae non gratae" and be walkin' the plank outta Vienna before March 19. Avast ye, no room for scallywags here!
March 13, 2024, 5:15 pm
Arrr, the European Union be keepin' a sharp eye on a Bangladesh-flagged cargo vessel, whose scallywag crew of 23 have been plundered by pirates near the shores of Somalia. Aye, those rascals be in for a reckoning when the Union catches up to 'em!
March 13, 2024, 11:52 am
Arrr! The Global Love Rice Sharing Foundation be claimin' that the scallywag held in Russia on spyin' charges be a missionary spreadin' the word of the Almighty whilst aidin' the less fortunate. Methinks he be needin' more than just prayers to get out of this pickle!
March 13, 2024, 11:46 am
Arrr, the Tsar of Russia be speakin' with a gentler tongue 'bout them deadly weapons, but make no mistake mateys, if anyone dares to threaten our ship's sovereignty, we be ready to unleash the kraken! Aye, we be no scallywags to be trifled with!
March 13, 2024, 11:40 am
Arr mateys, Mathias Vicherat, the cap'n of Sciences Po, be walkin' the plank with his former shipmate in a battle of accusations. His walkin' of the plank be draggin' out years of chaos in the school's crew. Aye, the seas be rough for this captain and his crew.
March 13, 2024, 11:38 am
Yarrr, six mighty wagons did venture to a treacherous land of Gaza, where the plight of the people be dire. They took a path not trod since the great war began, bringin' aid to those in need. Aye, 'twas a brave and noble quest indeed!
March 13, 2024, 11:36 am
Arrr mateys, the communication lines be in shambles in the land, leaving the poor Palestinians unable to send a message in a bottle for help, arrange plundering of supplies, or chat with their mates across the seven seas. Aye, a dire situation indeed!
March 13, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr mateys! The scurvy dogs in Britain’s ruling party be under fire for keepin' a treasure chest full o' gold from a bilge rat who be spoutin' racist nonsense. Aye, they be walkin' the plank for this one, aye!
March 13, 2024, 11:01 am
Arrr mateys, in Vietnam's Mekong Delta, poor souls be flockin' to the cities, seekin' shelter from the harsh hand of Mother Nature. They be escapin' the wrath of the climate, like scallywags fleein' a fierce storm on the high seas!
March 13, 2024, 10:59 am
Arrr mateys, the centrist scallywags in Israel be breakin' ranks, makin' life difficult fer ol' Captain Netanyahu as the election storm brews on the horizon. The exact date o' battle be as mysterious as buried treasure!
March 13, 2024, 5:02 am
Arrr, me hearties! One fair lady be tellin' me she couldn't enjoy her grub knowin' the poor souls in Gaza be starvin'. She be ponderin', "Arrr, did they feast or go hungry?" Aye, the thoughts be weighin' heavy on her mind, like a chest full o' cursed gold!
March 13, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, the Israeli Prime Minister and his scallywags be havin' a rough go o' things since the Oct. 7 attack, arguin' with them landlubbers in Washington only be makin' matters worse. Aye, 'tis a right mess they've gotten themselves into!
March 13, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr mateys, the State-owned Petrobras be growin' to be the third-biggest oil producer on the high seas! Aye, Brazil be makin' promises to fight climate change and protect the Amazon, but it seems they be talkin' out o' both sides o' their mouth! Arrr!
March 13, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, mateys! The scallywags at the bank be squabbling o'er how to make amends for the mistreatment of young lads 'n lasses at the schools they be supportin' in Kenya. Methinks they be needin' more than just doubloons to make things right! Aarrr!
March 13, 2024, 3:17 am
Avast ye scallywags! The Russian scallywag Vladimir Putin be barkin' like a salty ol' sea dog, threatenin' the Western landlubbers with a nuclear rumble if they dare to meddle in Ukraine's waters. Aye, me hearties, tis a right ol' pickle we be in!
March 12, 2024, 8:57 pm
Avast ye mateys! The Polish President Andrzej Duda and Prime Minister Donald Tusk did sail to the White House together to beseech NATO to beef up their defense coffers in support of Ukraine. Yarr, 'tis a mighty plea indeed!
March 12, 2024, 5:57 pm
Arrr mateys! A scallywag scribbler from Israel be penning a tale 'bout makin' peace with them landlubber Palestinians, causin' at least 10 crew members to walk the plank at Guernica! Ye best be holdin' onto yer treasure, lads and lasses! A storm be brewin'! Arrr!
March 12, 2024, 5:57 pm
Arr matey! The scurvy attacks and drone strikes be aimed at thwartin' that scallywag President Vladimir V. Putin's grip over Russia, as one of the crew members be claimin'. Let's hope they be sharin' some of that treasure loot with us, arr!
March 12, 2024, 5:53 pm
Arrr, the treasure be good only for a fortnight to hold back them land lubbers from the East, aye. We best be savin' our cannons and gunpowder for when they come a-knockin' on our door! Aarrrr!
March 12, 2024, 5:51 pm
Arrr mateys, tis be a tale of woe! Leonid Volkov, a scallywag aide to Aleksei Navalny, be ambushed at his own abode in Vilnius. He be takin' a beating and doused with tear gas! Ye never know when ye might be walkin' the plank next!
March 12, 2024, 5:22 pm
Arr, ye scallywags in the Albanian Supreme Court be sayin' to the prosecutors, "Avast ye! Get back to investigatin' them killings of four landlubbers at the rally in 2011!" It be a jolly good time for justice to be served, me hearties!
March 12, 2024, 5:04 pm
Avast me hearties! 'Tis said that Jaime Barrera, a noble Mexican scribe, hath been taken by scoundrels in a fierce raid and be now lost to the world! The knaves be seeking ransom for his release, or else his fate be sealed! Yo ho ho!
March 12, 2024, 11:48 am
Arrr mateys! A vessel hath set sail from Cyprus laden with rice, flour, and other victuals bound for Gaza. 'Tis a merry start to a possible maritime supply route, as land aid be scarce. Ye olde European officials doth approve! Onward to the high seas, me hearties!
March 12, 2024, 11:19 am
Arrr mateys! The scallywags in Pakistan be keepin' visitors away from old Imran Khan's cell, for fear of a sneak attack! No one be wantin' to walk the plank to visit that swashbuckler, savvy? Aye, the winds be blowin' in favor of the authorities this time. Arrr!
March 12, 2024, 11:16 am
Arrr, the African scallywags be holdin' back their force until the land o' Haiti gets itself a new leader. The Haitian prime minister be walkin' the plank, and they be waitin' fer a new cap'n to take the helm. Ahoy, the seas be full o' political shenanigans!
March 12, 2024, 11:14 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scurvy Belgian court be sendin' that scallywag Dries Van Langenhove to the brig for a year! The judge be callin' his blabberin' words "racist, hateful, Nazi, and negationist." Avast ye, no room for such bilge in our waters!
March 12, 2024, 11:13 am
Arrr, he be belting out the tunes on the power-pop pioneers' 1972 hit, "Go All the Way," afore settin' sail on a solo journey as a swashbucklin' soft rock crooner. Aye, he be hittin' the high notes and stealin' the hearts of many a fair maiden!
March 12, 2024, 10:15 am
Arrr! Four spacefarers from distant lands did return to solid ground after a half-year voyage aboard the International Space Ship. They made landfall in the Gulf o' Mexico, ne'er Florida. Aye, 'twas a fine adventure!
March 12, 2024, 10:03 am
Arrr mateys, ye scurvy dogs best be listenin'! A band o' landlubbers be snatchin' loot, includin' black boxes, from a LATAM Airlines ship that took a sudden plunge, leavin' at least 50 souls with a taste o' the sea! Aye, 'tis a tale fit for Davy Jones' locker!
March 12, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr mateys! 'Tis said the law against the Muslim folk be a ploy by Prime Minister Modi to win his election! Thar be no room for discrimination in our crew, we be all sailors on the same ship! Hoist the Jolly Roger and demand fair treatment for all!
March 12, 2024, 5:44 am
Arrr! Mr. Tate and his scurvy brother, Tristan, be thrown in the brig for crimes committed 'twixt 2012 and 2015. 'Tis said they be fancyin' themselves as some sort o' sexual aggressors! Ye best be keepin' a weather eye on 'em, mateys!
March 12, 2024, 5:42 am
Arrr, me hearties! Seven souls, with four young'uns among 'em, be missin' fer a whole day now! The Heavens wept 5.5 inches o'rain in a single day, causin' floods and blockin' our paths. Keep a weather eye out, me maties, and may Davy Jones spare 'em.
March 12, 2024, 4:59 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis be told that the likes of Andrew Tate, known as a social media swindler, and his scallywag brother have been detained in Romania! A warrant from the British crown awaits their return to face the consequences of their tomfoolery. Yarr!
March 12, 2024, 3:21 am
Avast, me hearties! Haiti's cap'n Ariel Henry be walkin' the plank, says me sources. Aye, after a powwow with Secretary Blinken, the cap'n decided to abandon ship. Looks like the Prime Minister be jumpin' ship faster than a scurvy dog fleein' from the plank! Arrr!
March 12, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Old Captain Trump be talkin' 'bout his grand plans for foreign lands if he be reclaimin' his throne. Seems he be favorin' loans over gifts fer them scallywags abroad. Aye, he be a crafty one indeed!
March 11, 2024, 7:07 pm
Avast ye mateys! Thar be talk of raisin' defense coin amongst the NATO crew. Polish President Duda be shoutin' fer 3% o' yer loot to be spent on protectin' yer land. Time to open yer treasure chests, me hearties! Aye aye, captain!
March 11, 2024, 5:24 pm
Arr, a portrait taken of the Princess of Wales on Mother's Day be causing a stir among the landlubbers! Instead o' settlin' rumors 'bout her health, it be stirrin' up more trouble and castin' doubt on the royal family's integrity. Aye, a fine mess indeed!
March 11, 2024, 4:44 pm
Arrr matey, the scallywag in charge of the USCIRF be standin' his ground like a true buccaneer! He be tellin' them Saudi scallywags that his head coverin' be stayin' put, no matter what they say. Aye, a true pirate he be!
March 11, 2024, 4:14 pm
Arr mateys! There be a ruckus about a fancy royal portrait bein' doctored, and tales of the Oscars bein' told far and wide. The scallywags be talkin' up a storm about it all! Aye, 'tis a fine spectacle indeed!
March 11, 2024, 4:12 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The French be cryin' foul as their digital treasures be under siege by cyber scallywags of grand proportions! 'Tis a battle of wit and will, but fear not, for we shall prevail in the end! Aye, 'tis a tale for the ages!
March 11, 2024, 3:47 pm
Arrr, ye scallywags! The land lubbers in Pakistan be dishin' out death sentences like they be candy! Junaid Munir be walkin' the plank for hurtin' the feelings o' their precious prophet. Shiver me timbers! Ye better watch yer tongue, or ye might end up swimmin' with the sharks too!
March 11, 2024, 3:03 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Japanese economy be settin' sail on calmer waters, seein' a bit o' growth in the fourth quarter o' last year. They be avoidin' the dreaded contraction that would have sent 'em scootin' straight into a technical recession. Aye, they be keepin' their heads above water for now!
March 11, 2024, 2:06 pm
Arrr, the scallywag attacked two lasses, both from the land of America, near Germany's famous Neuschwanstein Castle. He tried to send them to Davy Jones' locker, but only one met her fate. The other managed to escape the clutches of death. Aye, what a tale of treachery!
March 11, 2024, 11:47 am
Arrr, them scurvy dogs in Gaza be cryin' out for a truce before the month of fasting, but no luck be on their side. Methinks they be needin' more than just grog to fill their bellies! Aye, 'tis a rough sea they be sailin' on.
March 11, 2024, 11:34 am
Arrr, the cap'n be talkin' about stoppin' the fightin' in Gaza and helpin' out them folk in need. He be sayin' that our fellow Muslim mates be sorrowful for their kin taken in the scuffle. Avast, let's lend a hand, me hearties!
March 11, 2024, 11:27 am
Arrr mateys! Five scallywags be meetin' Davy Jones near Switzerland's Matterhorn on Sunday. Rescue crews be scourin' the land for the sixth poor soul. Mayhaps they be findin' 'im afore it be too late! Aye, 'tis a treacherous slope they be sailin'!
March 11, 2024, 11:23 am
Arrr, me hearties! The China national congress be done, and they be all but bowin' down to the ruling Communist Party's plan for the year ahead. 'Tis like a crew of scallywags all agreein' to sail the same course, arrr!
March 11, 2024, 11:06 am
Arrr mateys, them Ukrainians be claimin' that acknowledgin' “20 Days in Mariupol” be helpin' to scuttle Russian lies and drawin' eyes back to them lands occupied by the scurvy Russians. Aye, let's set sail and spread the truth like rum at a pirate's feast!
March 11, 2024, 10:55 am
Arrr, me hearties! The portrait o' Catherine, Princess of Wales, be suspect! Methinks some scurvy dog be playin' tricks with their fancy digital magic on this here picture o' her and three wee ones. 'Tis aye a mystery o' the seven seas!
March 11, 2024, 10:48 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags at the Inter-American Commission on Human Rights be causin' a ruckus with the Mexican government over a landlubber congressman's social media antics. Avast, aye the seas be choppin' with political violence! Let's see how this tale unfolds, me mateys!
March 11, 2024, 10:09 am
Arrr, Japan be rememberin' the thirteenth year since the mighty quake, tsunami, and Fukushima fiasco! The landlubbers be swearin' to keep rebuildin' their cursed land. May the sea gods have mercy on their souls!
March 11, 2024, 5:31 am
Arrr matey, when the president be jabberin about Mr. Netanyahu's military shenanigans, the leader of Israel be sayin' he be talkin' out of his hat! 'Tis a load of bilge, says I! Let's hoist the Jolly Roger and set sail for smoother waters! Arrr!
March 11, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, the flying vessel, Latam, be claimin' a "technical mishap" be causin' the ruckus. Most o' the scallywags 'ad minor scrapes, but one poor soul be in dire straits. Avast, the skies be treacherous waters indeed!
March 11, 2024, 4:41 am
Arrr, me hearties! The reckonin' of Islam's holiest month be as uncertain as the wind in our sails! It all hinges on them scallywag Islamic authorities spyin' the new moon. Aye, mayhaps they be needin' a telescope or two!
March 11, 2024, 4:28 am
Arrr mateys! The scallywags at Kensington Palace be tryin' to fool us with a portrait o' Princess Catherine, claimin' she be in good health! But the news be sayin' it be a trickery! Beware the deceitful ways o' the royals, me hearties!
March 11, 2024, 3:44 am
Arrr! Two scallywags be caught in a treacherous act of fraud and stoppin' a lawful burial! They plundered over 30 poor souls from a funeral home in the north! Off to the brig with 'em, ye deceitful landlubbers!
March 11, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr mateys, UNRWA be in a dire predicament, tryin' to keep their ship from sinkin' after bein' accused of joinin' the scallywags in a dastardly massacre! They be blamin' Israel for makin' 'em walk the plank with false accusations. Aye, the seas be rough indeed!
March 10, 2024, 4:19 pm
Arr, the Pope be speakin' last month suggestin' Ukraine should parley with Russia or wave the white flag. The scallywag comments be causin' a ruckus amongst the Ukrainian officials. Aye, 'tis a fine mess we find ourselves in, me hearties!
March 9, 2024, 5:42 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scuttlebutt be sayin' that Francis be makin' some statements that be makin' folks wonder if he be tellin' Ukraine to surrender. But fear not, me buckos! The Vatican be sayin' the pope be meanin' 'cease-fire and negotiation' instead. Fair winds and following seas, me mateys!
March 9, 2024, 5:23 pm
Arr mateys, on Friday the scallywags were ponderin' two proposed changes to the laws, meant to be more in line with the modern ways of our land. Aye, they be aimin' for a more secular and liberal approach, aye!
March 9, 2024, 2:08 pm
Arrr mateys, the land of Gaza be in dire straits with famine nippin' at their heels! But this American-led mission be facin' more obstacles than a scallywag tryin' to sail through a storm - logistics, security, and cost be blockin' their path like a mighty kraken! Aye, 'tis a perilous journey ahead indeed!
March 9, 2024, 12:51 pm
Arrr mateys, the Biden crew be sendin' supplies from the skies to the land of Gaza! They be lookin' for ways to help them scallywags, even plannin' a pier for temporary dockin'. Aye, a generous gesture from the landlubbers!
March 9, 2024, 11:53 am
Arr matey, Aleksei Navalny's crew be followin' a new captain in the form of the widow, Yulia Navalnaya. But alas, even with Navalny's demise, their ways remain as closed off as a treasure chest buried at sea. Aye, not much be changin' on their ship.
March 9, 2024, 11:47 am
Arrr, the cap'n's choice to send help via air and sea be a change brought on by the crisis at hand. Yet it be causin' some to wonder about America's part in it all. Aye, be the ship of state takin' on water, mateys?
March 9, 2024, 7:03 am
Arrr, me hearties! China's economy be facing more obstacles than a scallywag in a storm! The cursed zero-COVID policies be like a sea monster, causin' chaos in the supply chain. Shiver me timbers, we be needin' a treasure map to navigate this mess!
March 9, 2024, 7:00 am
Avast ye mateys! 'Tis a grim tale of Hamas scallywags takin' down 1,200 souls in Israel. Their foul hatred be spreadin' like a plague across Europe and beyond. Beware the treacherous waters of lethal antisemitism, me hearties! Aye, 'tis a dire situation indeed.
March 9, 2024, 6:00 am
Arrr mateys, 'tis been a decade since the seas be abuzz with tales of the vanishing o' Malaysia Airlines' flight MH370 and her 239 souls. The ocean be keepin' her secrets well, aye!
March 9, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr mateys! The scallywags from Israel be accusin' a dozen of UNRWA's crew in Gaza of bein' involved in the Oct. 7 attacks. The countries and the United States be holdin' off on their donations until this mess be sorted out. Aye, the plot thickens!
March 9, 2024, 5:28 am
Arrr mateys, Hollywood be takin' a beatin' this year, but fear not! The tides be turnin' and there be glimmers of hope on the horizon for ye landlubbers lookin' for some good entertainment. Aye, let's set sail and see what treasures await us!
March 9, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr mateys! This group be cryin' to the crown to ban all tobacco ads like a scurvy dog bans rum! They be blamin' addiction and sports for their woes. Methinks they be needin' a good swig o' grog to clear their heads!
March 9, 2024, 4:30 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! A bar set fit for the Banshees of Inisherin be cast aside like a worthless piece of driftwood, only to be resurrected by a tavern in the Emerald Isle. Now, it be up for grabs to the highest bidder. Who be wantin' a piece of history?
March 9, 2024, 12:00 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! The European Union, United States, and China be fightin' like scallywags for the top spot in the art of artificial intelligence. They be lookin' to rule the seas with their fancy technology and policies. Avast ye, it be a battle for the ages!
March 8, 2024, 10:07 pm
Arrr mateys, the Pentagon be sayin' that it'll take a couple o' moons to build a port o' call for our mates in Gaza. A thousand hearty sailors be needed for the task. Avast ye, let's get to work and help those in need!
March 8, 2024, 6:07 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The Peruvian constabulary hath captured an Iranian scallywag from the dreaded Quds Force, along with two local landlubbers, plot'n to do in a poor Israeli soul. Aye, they'll walk the plank for sure! Har har har!
March 8, 2024, 5:27 pm
Arrr mateys, the scallywags at the U.N. be claimin' that the West Bank be on the verge of disaster, with all their new-fangled buildings and brawls. Aye, they be talkin' like the whole place be goin' to Davy Jones' locker!
March 8, 2024, 5:20 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags at the Pentagon be sayin' it'll be a good month or two 'fore the pier and causeway be finished. I reckon we'll have to bide our time and swab the deck while we wait for our treasure to arrive! Aye, yo ho ho!
March 8, 2024, 5:14 pm
Arr matey! The 23-year-old lad be learnin' at the same school where 43 scallywags were snatched in 2014. Aye, be a cursed place fer learnin', that be! Mayhaps they be takin' 'em for ransom, or recruitin' 'em as pirate crew! Har har!
March 8, 2024, 3:25 pm
Arrr, ye scallywags! The generous donors be plannin' a sea corridor betwixt Cyprus and Gaza to help our hungry mates. 'Tis a proper gesture in the midst o' them pesky Israeli invaders! Aye, let's sail forth and deliver some grub to those in need! Huzzah!
March 8, 2024, 1:44 pm
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis been revealed that Juan Orlando Hernández, the former leader of Honduras, hath been found guilty of the most heinous crime of traffickin' cocaine to the land of the free. Aye, 'tis a scandal of epic proportions, a black mark on his pirate reputation! Arrr!
March 8, 2024, 1:25 pm
Arrr! The Haitian Prime Minister Ariel Henry set sail last week to seek aid for the scallywag gang violence, but be now stranded abroad with naught but a parrot for company. Ye can bet he be wishin' he had a trusty ship to navigate these treacherous waters back home!
March 8, 2024, 12:24 pm
Avast ye! The scallywags be throwin' fire bombs and poppers at the constables outside Greece's parliament! 'Twas a mighty ruckus after a rowdy protest 'gainst the government's scheme for private learnin' dens. Methinks those protesters be more fearsome than a pack of sea monsters! Arrr!
March 8, 2024, 11:31 am
Arrr, Britain and the E.U. be joinin' forces to create a seafarin' passage to Gaza, for those poor souls in need of supplies. The scallywags in Israel be blockin' the land route, but fear not, for help be on the way by sea!
March 8, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr mateys! A scurvy leaked parchment from the Chinese scallywags at I-Soon be shedding light on the dark underbelly of their treacherous ways. 'Tis a glimpse into the murky waters of these private buccaneers and their shifty dealings. Aye, beware the hackers-for-hire!
March 8, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr! A crew of scallywags be investigatin' the ruckus after the unfortunate passin' of Mahsa Amini. They be findin' nothin' but cruelty and refusin' to believe the tall tale spun by the scurvy dogs in Iran. Aye, the truth be out there, me hearties!
March 8, 2024, 7:46 am
Avast ye mateys! Two scallywags from the Americas be standin' trial for sendin' a poor Italian officer to Davy Jones' locker. The court be tossin' the case like a hot potato. Ye best believe there be some serious swashbucklin' afoot! Arrrr!
March 8, 2024, 6:25 am
Arrr mateys, sad news be spreading like wildfire across the Seven Seas! Akira Toriyama, the swashbuckling creator of Dragon Ball manga, has sailed off to Davy Jones' locker at the ripe age of 68. May his spirit find eternal treasure in the great beyond. Aye aye, Captain!
March 8, 2024, 5:42 am
Arrr, the ye olde Conservative Party scallywag, whose reign be plagued by the Brexit tempest, be settin' sail after 27 years in the Parliament. Fair winds and following seas to her in her future endeavors, may she find calm waters ahead.
March 8, 2024, 5:07 am
Arrr, the IDF be claimin' to have scrutinized a bloody affair on Feb. 29 where they be firin' upon advancing Palestinians while aid trucks be rushin' in. Aye, 'tis a tale of treachery and confusion on the high seas!
March 8, 2024, 4:51 am
Yarrr, his famed artwork be as coveted as treasure, spawnin' many a moving picture and virtual game to entertain the masses across distant shores. Aye, his manga be settin' sail on a global voyage, winnin' hearts and plunderin' booty!
March 8, 2024, 4:04 am
Arrr, me mateys be showin' their discontent with the powers that be by castin' blank ballots or supportin' those scallywags on the fringes. 'Tis a merry jest indeed, makin' a mockery of the status quo. Aye, 'tis a rebellion fit for a pirate crew!
March 8, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr! The National Science Foundation be takin' a wee step towards buildin' an "extremely large telescope." Aye, 'tis a mighty fine spyglass they be plannin' to make, to search the skies for treasures beyond our wildest dreams! Aarrgh mateys!
March 7, 2024, 7:31 pm
Avast ye! Two scallywag taxi drivers be caught in a scuffle with German landlubbers in Playa del Carmen! They be seized and found with plunder of marijuana and cocaine. Ye be better off steerin' clear of these rascals, lest ye be caught in their treacherous ways! Arrr!
March 7, 2024, 7:01 pm
Arrr mateys, three scallywags from the isle of Grenada, who swiped a vessel from an American pair, now face the plank for their crime of murder. May they find no mercy from Davy Jones' locker!
March 7, 2024, 5:48 pm
Arrr! Word be going around that Captain Biden be settin' sail to declare in his State of the Union on Thursday that the U.S. navy be buildin' a floatin' pier near the Gaza Strip to allow ships to bring barrels of food and other plunderin' booty! Aye, the seas be filled with excitement!
March 7, 2024, 5:45 pm
Arrr, the landlubbers be sayin' they'll be buildin' a makeshift port from ship parts to deliver much-needed supplies to them poor souls in Gaza. 'Tis a fine plan, but methinks they be talkin' like scallywags tryin' to impress the lasses with their fancy words! Arrr!
March 7, 2024, 5:28 pm
Arrr mateys! The Caribbean nation be in chaos! The scurvy dogs be runnin' amok, takin' control of the airport and seaports in Port-au-Prince. It be a right mess, with gangs everywhere ye turn. Aye, we be in for a wild ride on these treacherous waters!
March 7, 2024, 5:23 pm
Arrr, the crew led by Spanish chef José Andrés be feedin' 32 million meals to the hungry bellies in Gaza! Aye, they be hopin' to serve even more grub to the landlubbers in need. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum for the chef!
March 7, 2024, 5:01 pm
Arr mateys! The vanishing of young Joslin Smith hath taken a turn for the scandalous! The scallywags 'round town be whisperin' that her own mother did sell her off fer a measly thousand pieces o' eight! Shiver me timbers, what a tale of treachery! Aye, the seas be full o' surprises indeed!
March 7, 2024, 4:29 pm
Arrr mateys, ye best be keepin' a weather eye out in Moscow, for them scurvy dogs be plannin' some mischief for the next 48 hours. Stay safe and watch yer back as ye roam the streets, savvy? Arrr!
March 7, 2024, 3:28 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The UK Defense Secretary, Grant Shapps, hath declared that the nation will be pourin' over $400 million pieces of eight into Ukraine's war chest as they fend off them Russian landlubbers. Aye, let the battle commence!
March 7, 2024, 3:07 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The land lubbers in Sudan be fightin' amongst themselves like a pack of barnacled bilge rats! The U.N. cap'n be shoutin' for a ceasefire, linked to the holy month of Ramadan. Mayhaps they'll listen afore they all be walkin' the plank! Arrr!
March 7, 2024, 11:54 am
Arrr, Sweden be seekin' to join our crew two years back, when Russia be causin' trouble in Ukraine. They be wantin' to sail with us, but the Cap'n be takin' his sweet time decidin' if they be worthy shipmates.
March 7, 2024, 11:44 am
Arrr mateys, 'tis a sad truth indeed! Over 71 fair maidens have been sent to Davy Jones' locker in Turkey this year alone! 'Tis a shame that the scallywags in charge be doin' little to protect these poor lasses from the sea dogs who be abusin' 'em.
March 7, 2024, 11:43 am
Arrr mateys, the scurvy dogs known as cartels have turned Celaya, Mexico into a treacherous den of villainy, where 34 brave officers have met their untimely end in the past 3 years. Aye, beware the dangers that lurk in these lawless waters!
March 7, 2024, 11:30 am
Arrr mateys! A sneaky plot to trap and shame those connected to rights groups in Hungary be stirring up trouble and fanning the flames of accusations of democracy goin' backwards in the land. Aye, tis a scandalous tale indeed!
March 7, 2024, 10:45 am
Arrr, word on the high seas be that the scallywags in blue be sniffin' around the deaths of four young'uns and two landlubbers on Wednesday. They be playin' detective while us pirates be plunderin' the booty! Arrr!
March 7, 2024, 4:29 am
Avast ye scallywags! The king's men have declared their booty for the upcoming election. Here be the details ye need to set sail on the right course. Be sure to keep a weather eye on the horizon for any tricks and treachery! Aye!
March 7, 2024, 4:12 am
Arrr mateys, three scallywags met their demise in the Iran-backed militia's relentless assaults on ships in the same seas. They be claimin' 'tis to make Israel surrender in the war o'er Gaza. Aye, 'tis a right ol' mess on the high seas!
March 7, 2024, 4:01 am
Avast ye scallywags! Mining be a treacherous venture, plunderin' the earth and puttin' lives at risk. Chie Murakami be on a quest to right these wrongs, raisin' awareness and tendin' to the needs of them poor souls diggin' for gold. Aye, a noble cause indeed! Arrr!
March 7, 2024, 4:01 am
Arrr, poor Deborah Julio be facin' more challenges than a scallywag in a storm! From religious squabbles to land skirmishes to bein' wed before she's even grown a proper beard. Mayhaps she could use a trusty parrot to squawk some sense into her troubles!
March 6, 2024, 6:27 pm
Arrr mateys! The scallywag Ariel Henry be havin' a rough time keepin' his grasp on power. Gangs be plunderin' the main airport while he be off gallivantin'. 'Tis a tale fit for Davy Jones' locker!
March 6, 2024, 6:26 pm
Arrr mateys, them scurvy dogs from the Islamic State be causin' havoc in the eastern lands of Syria, takin' the lives of at least 18 souls and leavin' many more injured or lost at sea. May their sails be tattered and their treasure cursed!
March 6, 2024, 5:40 pm
Arrr! President Macky Sall be playin' a dangerous game, postponin' the election like a scallywag! And now he's walkin' the plank by firin' his own first mate, the poor bloke who was gunnin' for the top spot! Aye, this be a shipwreck in the makin'! Arrr!
March 6, 2024, 5:17 pm
Arrr! Ye scurvy dogs at the International Monetary Fund be tossin' $8 billion to Egypt, in the midst of a dire economic storm! Mayhaps a treasure map would be more useful to them landlubbers! Ha ha!
March 6, 2024, 5:05 pm
Arr mateys! The Senegalese government be declarin' March 24 as the new date for their presidential election. Let's hope they don't have any more delays, or the scallywags will be walkin' the plank! Arr!
March 6, 2024, 4:58 pm
Arrr, them scallywags from Hamas be demandin' a truce with Israel after they release all their captives, but the Israelites be standin' firm and sayin' nay to their demands. The seas be rough with tension between these two crews!
March 6, 2024, 4:09 pm
Arrr mateys, a flying vessel hath met its doom in Burkina Faso on Wednesday! Seven souls be aboard, five sent to Davy Jones' locker and two left breathin'. The authorities be confirmatin' this tragedy, as the crew be mournin' their loss.
March 6, 2024, 3:44 pm
Arrr mateys! The scallywags in the Czech Senate be makin' it harder fer us pirates to get our hands on firearms! Watch out fer President Petr Pavel, he be signin' it soon! Aye aye, me hearties!
March 6, 2024, 2:49 pm
Arrr mateys, them landlubbers be usin' a mighty fine contraption, a pickup truck, to break into the National Palace in Mexico City! But alas, the scallywags be no match for the security guards who sent 'em packin'! Aye, 'twas a grand spectacle indeed!
March 6, 2024, 11:31 am
Arrr mateys, as the sacred month of Ramadan be upon us, this move may calm the waters at the Aqsa Mosque, a place where troubles have brewed like a storm for many a year. Let's hope for smooth sailin' ahead!
March 6, 2024, 11:21 am
Arrr, Olena Zelenska be havin' a clash in her schedule, mateys! And that scallywag Yulia Navalnaya be turnin' down our invite too! Looks like our grand gathering be missin' some key players. Aye, tis a shame indeed!
March 6, 2024, 11:08 am
Avast! Neither was scathed, and 'twas a mystery whether the Russian scallywags had 'em in their sights. Aye, 'twas a close call, but no harm done. Methinks those landlubbers be needin' better aim!
March 6, 2024, 10:32 am
Arrr mateys, in Poland, a rowdy protest orchestrated by farmers and their brethren took place outside the parliament. Some scallywags even hurled stones at the constables and tried to break through the barricades. Aye, 'twas quite the ruckus!
March 6, 2024, 9:44 am
Arrr, the IAEA Director-General Rafael Mariano Grossi set sail for Russia to parley about the Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Plant woes in Ukraine, due to the war. Aye, tis a right pickle we find ourselves in, me hearties!
March 6, 2024, 9:32 am
Arrr mateys! 'Tis a sad tale indeed. Over 8,500 of our brethren met their end on land and sea routes last year. 'Tis a record high since tallying began in 2014, says the U.N. migration agency. Let's hope we all stay afloat and safe on our journeys ahead!
March 6, 2024, 5:33 am
Arrr mateys! A vessel laden with scallywags from Mauritania hath docked in Spain's Canary Isles, with four souls sent to Davy Jones' locker and 64 saved from a watery grave. Arrr, the survivors be ailin' from their sea voyage. Aye, 'tis a tough life on the high seas!
March 6, 2024, 4:53 am
Arrr, the city's downfall in mid-February was a bloody tale of woe! The scallywags fought like devil's spawn for their scurvy lives, but many met their watery grave. Aye, 'twas a right fierce battle, mateys!
March 6, 2024, 4:49 am
Avast ye landlubbers! David Cameron be givin' Israel a proper tongue lashing, tellin' Benny Gantz to be sendin' more booty to Gaza. Arrr, me thinks the scallywags be needin' to open their coffers and share the treasure!
March 6, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Biden be cryin' for a truce in Israel's battle with them scurvy Hamas villains, but some scallywags be wonderin' if he be betrayin' the land of the chosen people. Avast, what be next in this tale of political piracy?
March 5, 2024, 8:18 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Former Honduran President Juan Orlando Hernández didst speaketh on Tuesday at his trial in New York, denying the scurrilous charges that he did protect drug dealers in exchange for filthy lucre. Arrr, 'tis a tale worth tellin'!
March 5, 2024, 6:50 pm
Arr mateys! The scallywags of Hezbollah and the IDF be havin' a grand ol' time tradin' cannonballs in Lebanon. A White House adviser be tryin' to play peacemaker, but the fight be ragin' on like a ferocious storm at sea! Arrrrr!
March 5, 2024, 5:27 pm
Arrr mateys, Peter Biar Ajak, a scallywag of 40 winters, be accused in Arizona of a dastardly plot to buy and smuggle weapons to topple the South Sudanese crown. Aye, it seems he be seekin' to stir up some trouble on the high seas!
March 5, 2024, 5:25 pm
Arrr mateys, mark ye calendars for the grand farewell of former Canadian Prime Minister Brian Mulroney on March 23 in Montreal! Tis been almost a month since he sailed off to Davy Jones' locker at the ripe age of 84. Fair winds and smooth sailin', old Mulroney!
March 5, 2024, 5:24 pm
Arr mateys! Moldova's Intelligence and Security Services be shoutin' from the crow's nest about Russia stickin' its nose where it don't belong in the EU referendum and presidential vote. Aye, beware of them scurvy dogs!
March 5, 2024, 4:56 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags in the U.S. Air Force be droppin' grub from the skies like it be rainin' gold! But fear not, mateys, for there be no need for us to set foot on land. We'll just feast from the heavens like true pirates! Aye aye, captain!
March 5, 2024, 4:44 pm
Arrr mateys, the scallywags at the electoral tribunal be tellin' Ricardo Martinelli he can't be sailin' in this election waters 'cause he got caught with his hands in the treasure chest and sent to the brig for more than five years! Aye, justice be served!
March 5, 2024, 11:51 am
Arrr mateys, a scurvy U.N. crew be reckonin' that some foul play be happenin' in the Oct. 7 brawl. The Israeli minister be callin' out that scallywag Guterres for not raisin' anchor and dealin' with the situation proper-like! Aye, the seas be choppy indeed!
March 5, 2024, 11:33 am
Arr matey, me heart be glad to hear that Spain's Catalonia be givin' out free reusable treasures for the lasses in need. Aye, 2.5 million women and girls be blessed with the gift of comfort during their monthly plunderin'. 'Tis a jolly good initiative, says I!
March 5, 2024, 11:24 am
Arrr, ye annual meetin' o' China's legislature be lookin' like a blast from the past, mateys! But mark me words, the land be different now than afore the pandemic struck. Ahoy, there be big changes afoot in the land o' the dragon!
March 5, 2024, 10:45 am
Arrr, the scurvy dogs of Tehran be threatenin' to send their black-hearted assassins after the Trump scallywags who took down their precious Qassem Soleimani! But fear not, for the Department of Homeland Security be thwartin' their villainous plans at every turn! Aye, let the games begin!
March 5, 2024, 10:32 am
Arrr mateys! The International Criminal Court be huntin' down two scallywag Russian officers for pillagin' and plunderin' civilian infrastructure in Ukraine. Ye best be watchin' yer back or ye might end up walkin' the plank! Arrr!
March 5, 2024, 10:30 am
Arrr, the lads in Italy have given their blessing for a grand adventure on the high seas! They be joinin' the EU crew to protect their precious cargo from them scallywag Houthi rebels in the Red Sea. Let's hope they don't encounter any treacherous waters or they'll be walkin' the plank!
March 5, 2024, 10:07 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags in Moscow be gettin' a boost from their air support, but those landlubbers in Ukraine be havin' a good aim and takin' down enemy planes like they be shootin' fish in a barrel! Ahoy, the battle rages on!
March 5, 2024, 5:17 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! Thar be a new establishment in Amsterdam that be spillin' the beans on the sufferin' of Dutch Jews during the War o' the World! Avast, 'tis a tale of woe and bravery worth hearin'! Let's set sail and learn us some history, me hearties!
March 5, 2024, 4:49 am
Arrr mateys, the cry for shiny treasure be growin' as our coin be worth less than the almighty dollar, and the scurvy inflation be feastin' on our hoard of doubloons. Aye, 'tis a perilous time for us pirates!
March 5, 2024, 4:03 am
Arr matey, them two monstrous beasts be encroaching on the island like a pair of plunderin' pirates, throwin' our baby democracy into a tumultuous sea! Aye, 'tis a sight to behold, as we navigate these treacherous waters of geopolitics!
March 5, 2024, 3:52 am
Arrr mateys, North Korea be talkin' 'bout some "responsible" military action in response to them fancy joint military drills betwixt South Korea and the U.S. But I reckon they be just blowin' hot air like a landlubber's fart in a storm! Aye, let 'em walk the plank!
March 5, 2024, 2:41 am
Arr, ye hear this? The land lubbers be shelling out a fortune to have the minstrel serenade only these shores. Aye, the prime minister be talkin' of gold coins worth $3 million per show! 'Tis a treasure indeed!
March 4, 2024, 6:23 pm
Arrr, me hearties! A hundred landlubbers were saved off the Greek shores by a trusty tugboat, and brought to the quaint village of Monemvasia. Ye can bet they be tellin' tales of their adventure for years to come! Aye, tis a jolly good rescue indeed!
March 4, 2024, 5:53 pm
Arrr, three scallywags from Grenada be accused of the vanishin' o' Ralph Hendry and Kathy Brandel, mateys! 'Tis no surprise they be walkin' the plank outta St. Vincent on Monday. Ye best be steerin' clear o' those troublemakers, lest ye want to end up in Davy Jones' locker too!
March 4, 2024, 5:29 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Ye better be havin' a gander at this here message, for 'tis a jolly good time awaitin' ye. Arrr, don't ye be forgettin' to share a laugh or two, lest ye be walkin' the plank! Aye, me hearties, let the merriment begin!
March 4, 2024, 5:08 pm
Arrr, me hearties, Ms. Charlot's creation be like treasure found on a sandy shore, blending perfectly with the merry ways of the 1950s scallywags. 'Tis a symbol of that bountiful decade, aye, a visual code that be speakin' of simpler times and merry mischief!
March 4, 2024, 4:37 pm
Arrr, me hearties! In a grand White House parley on Monday with Benny Gantz, a swashbuckler of Israel's war cabinet, the vice president spoke of the dire need for a treasure trade to release our precious hostages. Aye, let's make a deal, ye scurvy dogs!
March 4, 2024, 4:32 pm
Arrr! Nine souls sent to Davy Jones' locker on Monday in a van crash in an Indigenous land in Quintana Roo, along the Mexican state's Caribbean coast. Aye, a treacherous fate indeed! May they rest in peace, buried with their treasure.
March 4, 2024, 4:28 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! In most o' Europe, ye can be cuttin' yer anchor if ye so choose. But beware, thar be many a law dictatin' when and how ye can set sail on the high seas o' abortion. Fair winds and followin' seas, me hearties!
March 4, 2024, 11:50 am
Avast ye scallywags! The vice president be demandin' that scurvy dogs Hamas agree to a six-week truce, and Israel to be showin' some mercy by sendin' more aid to Gaza. Arrr, the suffering be as grand as the ocean depths!
March 4, 2024, 11:47 am
Arrr matey, the taxidermy gallery with the grand plunder in the middle be shutterin' for a two-year overhaul. Ye won't be seein' stuffed critters for a spell, but they be back with more treasures than ye can shake a peg leg at!
March 4, 2024, 11:35 am
Arrr, me hearties! Methinks I spy the future unfoldin' on yonder screen! 'Tis a tale of two lasses in a Punjab village, inspired by a new cricket league. Avast, 'tis a sight to behold, aye!
March 4, 2024, 10:50 am
Arr matey, the former Thai Prime Minister Yingluck Shinawatra be walkin' the plank scot-free for misusin' funds in 2013! Her scallywag brother Thaksin be gettin' out of the brig too. Looks like the Shinawatra clan be escapin' the gallows once again! Aarrrr!
March 4, 2024, 10:48 am
Arrr! Albania be reclaimin' a old Soviet air base in Kucove, makin' NATO set foot in the Western Balkans for the first time! The base be gettin' a swanky makeover to be a proper operational hub fit fer a pirate king!
March 4, 2024, 10:45 am
Arrr mateys, the German scallywags be denyin' the accusations of them Russian scallywags! They be sayin' it be a lie that they be preparin' for war. Methinks they be just plottin' to steal more treasure from the innocent land lubbers! Arrr!
March 4, 2024, 10:31 am
Arrr mateys, the Polish Prime Minister Donald Tusk be mighty displeased with them Hungarian and Slovak scallywags for parleyin' with that Russian scoundrel Lavrov at the forum in Turkey. Ye best be watchin' yer backs, lest ye be walkin' the plank!
March 4, 2024, 4:49 am
Arrr! The No. 2 scallywag be breakin' tradition after many moons, while Xi Jinping be tightenin' his grip on the ship. Aye, a twist in the wind this be, makin' the crew wonder what other surprises be in store!
March 4, 2024, 4:31 am
Arrr mateys! The crew be walkin' the plank after much rumbling and grumblin' from the scallywags in the med school. The government be tryin' to cram more landlubbers onto the ship, but the crew be havin' none of it! A mutiny be brewin'!
March 4, 2024, 4:01 am
Arrr, mayhap that be their destiny unrolled afore their very eyes. Aye, 'twas a tale o' how a swashbucklin' new cricket league stirred the hearts o' two fair maidens in a Punjab hamlet. Aye, a jolly good yarn indeed!
March 4, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, a scurvy diagnosis be makin' a reporter rethink his past misdeeds, me hearties! 'Tis time to set sail on the seas of redemption, fixin' the wrongs of yore. Avast ye, for a tale of regret and second chances awaits!
March 3, 2024, 8:34 pm
Arrr, as the cursed 10-year mark of the sunken Malaysian Airlines ship MH370 draws near, the scallywags in Malaysia be vowin' to search once more for the lost vessel. Mayhaps they'll have better luck this time, or may Davy Jones claim it fer his own!
March 3, 2024, 2:54 pm
Arrr, President Volodymyr Zelensky did not mention the United States directly, but his words did seem to show some aggravation about the delay in receiving American booty. Methinks he be in need of some pirate gold to fund his adventures! Aye matey!
March 3, 2024, 2:53 pm
Arrr mateys! 'Tis said that Pakistan's freshly minted captain o' the ship and a minstrel from China's rusty hinterlands be makin' waves on the high seas. Let's hope they can navigate the treacherous waters ahead with wit and wisdom!
March 3, 2024, 1:21 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! The scallywags be stormin' Haiti's brig, lettin' loose near 4,000 rascals! The prime minister be cryin' for aid 'gainst the gang's violence. 'Tis a tale of treachery fit for the high seas! Arrr!
March 3, 2024, 12:46 pm
Arrr matey! President Biden be takin' heat from ol' Secretary Pompeo for denyin' them Jewish Israelis the right to settle in Israel's sacred lands. Methinks there be a storm brewin' in the political waters! Arrr!
March 3, 2024, 11:27 am
Arrr, the raid on the dungeon be but the newest in a series of rowdy escapades by scallywags bent on ridding the seas of the prime minister! Aye, let the brigands have their fun, but mark me words, the crown will have its revenge!
March 3, 2024, 10:26 am
Arrr mateys, UNRWA be settin' sail to reveal a scandalous plot against the poor Palestinians! More than a hundred prisoners be spillin' the beans on the scallywag Israeli troops and their dastardly deeds. Prep the cannons, we be in for a wild ride!
March 3, 2024, 10:14 am
Arrr, me hearties! On Friday, the boat companies in Colombia set sail once more after a five-day hiatus, lettin' the migrants navigate the treacherous jungle and continue their journey towards the U.S. border. Avast ye, the adventure begins anew!
March 3, 2024, 9:42 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs be clashin' over booty in Egypt! Israel be presentin' their grand plan while Hamas be hagglin' for a better deal. Tis a tale of high seas diplomacy, mateys!
March 3, 2024, 5:52 am
Arrr! Parliament be pickin' Shehbaz Sharif fer a second go 'round after a month of rumblin' in the political seas. The new crew be sailin' into economic storms and doubts o' their right to rule. Ahoy, it be a wild ride ahead!
March 3, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, the scurvy dogs in Russia be slandering the mighty Aleksei A. Navalny with such ferocity, it be clear he be a thorn in their side. Even in death, they be quakin' in their boots at his influence. Avast, nothin' be changin' in that land of tyranny!
March 3, 2024, 4:01 am
Arr matey! The U.S. government be bringin' Mexican coroners over to learn the art of detectin' fatal overdoses, in hopes o' provin' that the dreaded fentanyl be takin' lives in Mexico as well. 'Tis a strange voyage indeed!
March 3, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr mateys! The scurvy dogs in Iran be givin' the Christians a rough go. They be crackin' down on Protestants and other Christian folk, causin' quite a ruckus. 'Tis a fine mess they be makin'!
March 3, 2024, 2:23 am
Arrr! A learned expert from the United Nations be cryin' out to them landlubbers in the U.S. to release Julian Assange! They be worryin' about press freedom, so let the lad go and sail the high seas once more! Aye, the pirate's code be clear on this matter!
March 3, 2024, 12:35 am
Arrr, Israel be floundering like a ship lost at sea in governin' Gaza! The north be a treacherous place, with fights quietin' but stampedes claimin' lives! Aye, they be needin' a map and a compass to navigate this mess, or they'll be walkin' the plank soon enough!
March 2, 2024, 11:16 pm
Avast ye mateys! 'Tis said a contraption known as a drone didst recklessly crash into two grand abodes in St. Petersburg! Blamed on Ukraine's scallywags, as per the Russians. Methinks 'twas merely a misunderstanding between neighbors in need of grog! Arrr!
March 2, 2024, 5:05 pm
Arrr mateys, 'twas a sight to behold! Four convoys set sail by local landlubbers at the request of them sneaky Israeli officials, who swore to keep us safe on our plundering journey. Ahoy, let's see if they can keep their promise!
March 2, 2024, 3:47 pm
Arr matey! The second mate be plannin' to parley 'bout ransomin' hostages and deliverin' grub to them Palestinian landlubbers with a scallywag from Netanyahu's crew. Aye, sounds like a proper powwow fit for a pirate of the high seas!
March 2, 2024, 2:57 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni be sailin' in uncharted waters, takin' a likin' to them European ways and followin' the lead of President Biden like a true matey. Let's hope she doesn't end up walkin' the plank fer her bold choices!
March 2, 2024, 11:56 am
Arrr mateys, three grand U.S. Air Force vessels did release 66 mighty pallets o'er southwest Gaza, laden with 38,000 ready-to-eat military rations! 'Twas a joint venture with our good allies from Jordan. A feast fit for a pirate king, I say!
March 2, 2024, 10:03 am
Arrr matey, ye wouldn't believe the grandeur of the nuptials for the scurvy dog son of one of India's wealthiest buccaneers! Three days of revelry fit for a king, it be the talk of the seven seas for years to come!
March 2, 2024, 9:47 am
Arr matey! After the old king caught a nasty bug, they be stickin' a contraption in 'im to help sail 'im back to his homeland of Norway. Mayhaps 'tis a new fangled compass to guide 'im home safe and sound! Arrr!
March 2, 2024, 8:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Canadian scallywags be pledgin' a grand sum o' $4 million to help clear the cursed landmines from Ukraine! Aye, 'tis a noble cause, but let's hope they don't find any buried treasure while they be at it! Arrr!
March 2, 2024, 8:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Thar be millions of landlubbers from other squabbles resettlin' 'round the world, but givin' them Palestinians from Gaza a way out be a knotty conundrum indeed! Ye best be keepin' a weather eye on this one, me mateys!
March 2, 2024, 7:05 am
Arrr mateys, after much yammering in the Parliament chambers, news be spreading like wildfire about two scallywag microbiologists caught sharin' secrets with China. Bet ye they be walkin' the plank soon enough! Aye, the rumour mill be churnin' faster than a whirlpool in a storm!
March 2, 2024, 5:26 am
Arrr, me hearties! We be knowin' that true joy be in takin' our time and enjoyin' the moment. But, how can we be settin' sail at a slower pace? Yarrr, perhaps a few less plunderin' raids and a bit more swiggin' o' grog!
March 2, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr mateys, the old sea dog who ruled our land hath met Davy Jones this week. His treasure chest of policies brought both bounty and blunder to our coffers. Fair winds and following seas to him on his final voyage!
March 2, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr matey! Two centuries pass since we broke free from the Spanish scallywags, yet many Colombians still be usin' "sumercé," meanin' "your mercy" in their daily speak. Aye, 'tis a true fact, me hearties!
March 2, 2024, 3:46 am
Ye best be careful, matey! In this land, bein' guilty of such a crime could land ye in Davy Jones' locker quicker than ye can say "shiver me timbers!" One wrong word about Islam and ye could be walkin' the plank! Arrr!
March 1, 2024, 7:36 pm
Arrr mateys, the Phnom Penh Post, once a mighty ship sailin' the seas of news in two languages, be lowerin' its anchor for the last time. No more ink on paper for this vessel, aye, the end be nigh. Fair winds and following seas, me hearties.
March 1, 2024, 6:54 pm
Arrr mateys, the Dutch be sendin' their forces to Bonaire to scrub the beaches clean of oil spillage from afar. 'Tis a grand gesture from Amsterdam, but methinks they be wishin' they had a faster ship to get there!
March 1, 2024, 5:27 pm
Arrr mateys, ye wouldn't believe it! Brazil's treasure chest be growin' faster than expected by them fancy economists. Instead of a measly 0.8%, it be growin' by a whopping 2.9% in the year 2023. Shiver me timbers!
March 1, 2024, 5:17 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Claudia Sheinbaum, a lass favored by Mexico's current captain, be holdin' a mighty lead in the polls. But to many in Mexico, she be a puzzle wrapped in a mystery, shrouded in mystery! Aye, a real head-scratcher, she be!
March 1, 2024, 5:11 pm
Arrr, the scallywags in Congress be givin' a hearty thumbs up to new reactors! Aye, they be puttin' aside their differences like true buccaneers and hoppin' aboard the nuclear ship. 'Tis a sight to see, me hearties!
March 1, 2024, 3:56 pm
Arrr mateys! The Pentagon be unshackling them grounded V-22 Ospreys soon, after a mishap in Japan. Hoist the sails and prepare for flight, for these be the birds that will soar through the skies once more! Aye, the skies be clear for the Ospreys to roam again. Aarrgh!
March 1, 2024, 3:33 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Cap'n Trudeau be declarin' a grand state funeral for Cap'n Mulroney, who be takin' his final breath in a foreign land. Let us raise a tankard o' grog in his honor, and may he find fair winds and calm seas in the afterlife. Arrr!
March 1, 2024, 11:44 am
Arrr, me hearties be spendin' hours deliberatin' on the paths that be moldin' their fates and the fate of the world. Their musings be as varied as a treasure chest filled with doubloons.
March 1, 2024, 11:30 am
Arrr mateys, word has it that them Austrian lawmen be lookin' into 17 scallywags accused of plunderin' the virtue of a lass barely past her twelfth year. 'Tis a dark tale indeed, happenin' betwixt February and June of the year 2023. Aye, justice be swift for these scurvy dogs! Arrr!
March 1, 2024, 11:05 am
Arrr, the scallywags in them two lands be carryin' on with their scheme, despite the complaints of the Kenyan do-gooders and the objections of a Kenyan court. Aye, 'tis a fine mess they've gotten themselves into!
March 1, 2024, 10:38 am
Arrr, Iran be havin' its first parliament vote since the 2022 ruckus o'er them mandatory hijab laws and poor Mahsa Amini's demise. But them scurvy reformist politicians be walkin' the plank, mateys! Aye, 'tis a fine mess they be in!
March 1, 2024, 10:36 am
Arrr matey, word be spreadin' faster than a sail in a strong wind! A scallywag caused a bomb scare at Zimbabwe's Victoria Falls Airport, causin' President Edson Mnangagwa to cancel his address at a renewable energy conference. Avast ye, what a kerfuffle!
March 1, 2024, 5:56 am
Ahoy mateys! 'Tis said that Daniela Klette, a scallywag from the Red Army Faction, be runnin' for decades! Arrr, if only the German police had used their fancy digital tools sooner, they might have caught her quicker than ye can say "walk the plank!" Arrr!
March 1, 2024, 5:54 am
Arr matey! The scallywag Putin's foe, Alexei Navalny, be finally given a proper send-off at a grand ceremony in Moscow on the 1st of March. His kin had to beg and plead with the Russian government to hand over his body. Aye, a sad tale indeed.
March 1, 2024, 5:54 am
Avast ye mateys! 'Tis said that Barney Chandler be the new ravenmaster at the Tower of London. 'Tis a dire warning that if the feathered fiends flee, England be doomed to fall! Aye, keep them ravens happy or we all be walking the plank! Arrrgh!
March 1, 2024, 5:41 am
Arrr, the coppers be swarmin' the service like hungry sharks! The mates and kin of the scallywag leader be cursin' the authorities for makin' the burial a right pain in the booty.
March 1, 2024, 5:32 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags of the high seas and land lubbers alike be cryin' out fer a break in the fightin' to help the poor souls sufferin' from this calamity. Avast ye, let's put down our cutlasses and lend a hand!
March 1, 2024, 4:41 am
Arrr, me hearties be sailin' to the polls in a district near Manchester to choose a new member of Parliament. The top scallywag be a fedora-wearin' leftist firebrand, ready to shake things up in the political waters! Let the rum flow and the votes be cast! Aye aye, matey!
February 29, 2024, 8:34 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The U.S. forces be takin' aim at them anti-ship cruise missiles and pesky drone in the Red Sea on Thursday eve. Central Command be keepin' a watchful eye on the seas, ready to strike at any rogue vessels. Aye, tis a fine day fer a skirmish on the high seas! Arrr!
February 29, 2024, 8:13 pm
Arrr, the scallywag IDF be claimin' they fired "warning shots" at a bunch of landlubber Palestinians tryin' to sneak some aid. But it seems they be more deadly than warning, with over a hundred sent to Davy Jones' locker. Aye, that be quite the tale of woe!
February 29, 2024, 11:55 am
Arrr, it be said that the Dutch scallywags have parted with a hefty sum of $180 million in the wake of the downing of Malaysia Airlines vessel MH17 back in 2014, as per a thorough audit. Those landlubbers must be feelin' the pinch of their purses, methinks!
February 29, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr mateys, the scallywags be sayin' that adjustin' yer behavior be key in stoppin' the spread o' disease among those who fancy the same sex. So put down yer rum and start actin' smartly, me hearties!
February 29, 2024, 11:10 am
Arrr, the cap'n be wishin' fer a deal by Monday, but methinks it be lookin' grim. No treasure in sight, says he. Aye, 'tis a rough sea we be sailin' through, me hearties.
February 29, 2024, 10:32 am
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis been discovered that the scoundrel who dispatched Sarah Everard in 2021, a tale that rattled Britain to its very core, should have been kept from the ranks of the force due to his shady past. A long-awaited report has spilled the beans! Arrr!
February 29, 2024, 5:51 am
Arrr, when them bones appeared in Northern Ireland, aye, me hearties were filled with dread! Was it a buried treasure, or a dastardly crime committed long ago? We be searchin' for answers, but beware, mateys, for the truth may be darker than we ever imagined! Arrr!
February 29, 2024, 5:38 am
Arrr, the Gazan health ministry's count o' the dead may be a wee bit off, mateys! 'Tis mighty hard to tell who be a civilian and who be a scurvy combatant in this war against the scallywags o' Hamas. Aye, 'tis a puzzling task indeed!
February 29, 2024, 5:07 am
Arrr, Mr. Putin be boastin' about his weapons that can strike targets on their territory. Do they not see the threat, ye scurvy dogs? Methinks it be time to sail the seven seas and teach 'em a lesson or two! Aye, aye, Captain Putin!
February 29, 2024, 4:53 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! The Ukrainian farmers and miners and their kinfolk to the west of Avdiivka be ready to set sail lest they be overtaken by them pesky Russians! Avast, me hearties, time to flee like the wind before we be walkin' the plank!
February 28, 2024, 6:57 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Them bloomin' Indiana lawmakers be pushin' forward a bill to make more wee ones walk the plank for not passin' their literacy test. Aye, the young scurvy dogs be forced to stay another year in grade school. Shiver me timbers!
February 28, 2024, 6:55 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs from Mexico be needin' to mind yer papers when sailin' to Canada. But fear not, ye won't be goin' back to the old ways of the landlubbers from 2016. Fair winds and calm seas on yer journey, me hearties!
February 28, 2024, 4:57 pm
Arr, me hearties, French President Emmanuel Macron be settin' sail to open the Paris Games' Olympic Village this Thursday, situated in a once dreary spot near Saint-Denis. Avast ye landlubbers, 'tis a grand transformation indeed!
February 28, 2024, 4:18 pm
Arrr! The scurvy boat captains be captured by the landlubbers! The Biden crew be beggin' Colombia to keep the sea dogs at bay and stop the flow of landlubber bound for the U.S. border. Aye, 'tis a fine mess we be in!
February 28, 2024, 4:12 pm
Arrr, the ol' captain o' the land has been sailin' with Hungary's starboard prime minister, who be makin' friends with the conservative crew in the American waters. Aye, they be plottin' their course together in the murky waters o' politics.
February 28, 2024, 3:53 pm
Arrr, a judge be shoutin' that this new British law be walkin' the plank of the European Convention on Human Rights in Northern Ireland. Methinks they be needin' a compass to steer this ship in the right direction. Arrr!
February 28, 2024, 3:34 pm
Arr mateys, a mighty avalanche in Racines, Italy did bury three German skiers on Wednesday, sending one to Davy Jones' locker and leaving the others in dire straits. Aye, the mountains be treacherous, beware ye who dare to ski in its shadow!
February 28, 2024, 3:07 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! The French sea dogs have spied a dead body floating in the English channel! Arrr, they be searchin' for two more scallywags who may have met Davy Jones' locker. Aye, the sea be a treacherous mistress indeed!
February 28, 2024, 3:04 pm
Arrr mateys, the scallywags in Venezuela be plannin' to present a proposal with over 20 election dates to the National Electoral Council. Ye think they be tryin' to confuse us all with their fancy talk? Aye, 'tis a real circus act they be puttin' on!
February 28, 2024, 11:57 am
Arrr mateys, the laws be sayin' that if ye be flyin' the rainbow flag or talkin' about yer love for the same sex, ye be thrown in the brig for three years! 'Tis a punishment fit for scallywags, the likes of which be unheard of on these African shores! Arrr!
February 28, 2024, 10:58 am
Arrr! The cursed oil spill near Trinidad and Tobago hath spread to Bonaire in the Dutch Caribbean, bringin' chaos and mayhem to the shores. A national emergency hath been declared, and we must band together to fight this treacherous threat to our beloved seas!
February 28, 2024, 10:38 am
Arrr mateys, the French president be talkin' bout lettin' Western troops in Ukraine! Some of his crew be feelin' like they be caught off guard by this bold move. Aye, there be a storm brewin' on the horizon!
February 28, 2024, 10:21 am
Arrr, me hearties! Germany be playin' host to a parley between the foreign ministers of Armenia and Azerbaijan in Berlin. The aim be to hash out a treaty o' peace betwixt the two scallywags. Let's hope they don't end up walkin' the plank instead!
February 28, 2024, 9:57 am
Fear not, me hearties! The scallywags may have stolen some fancy computer gear, but rest assured, the plans for the Olympic Games remain safe and sound. Paris City Hall officials have sworn on their pirate honor to keep our precious booty protected. Aye, we be ready for battle!
February 28, 2024, 5:53 am
Arrr, me hearties! Ismail Haniyeh be showin' no signs of backin' down in the fightin' and hostage holdin' in Gaza. Aye, a cease-fire be as far off as findin' buried treasure on a desert island. Yarrr!
February 28, 2024, 5:11 am
Arrr, the Crooked House be sent to Davy Jones' locker after a mysterious blaze last summer! Now the landlubbers be forced to rebuild the cursed place, brick by cursed brick. Mayhaps they be learnin' a lesson about messin' with fire and fate, ye scallywags!
February 28, 2024, 4:46 am
Arr mateys, the memorial service for the Russian scallywag leader be a rare chance for a show of dissent in Moscow, but any landlubber who dare attend be takin' a gamble with their own necks. Aye, 'tis a risky game they be playin'!
February 28, 2024, 4:36 am
Arrr, Bosnia be sufferin' from a lack of little scallywags and a mass exodus of landlubbers, all thanks to the squabblin' between different tribes and the foul stench of corruption. Aye, 'tis a sad state of affairs indeed.
February 27, 2024, 8:27 pm
Arrr, the Prime Minister of Israel, Benjamin Netanyahu, be claimin' that most of the land lubbers in America be standin' by Israel's fightin' in Gaza, despite President Biden talkin' 'bout peace. Looks like this be one battle that be far from over, me hearties!
February 27, 2024, 7:05 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis been rumored that a scurvy rat did stowaway on a Sri Lankan vessel, causin' the ship to be marooned for three days! Avast ye, I be thinkin' that rat be wantin' to join the crew for a swashbucklin' adventure on the high seas!
February 27, 2024, 6:27 pm
Arrr, Colombian scoundrel Salvatore Mancuso be sent back to his homeland after swabbing the decks in the United States. Victims be prayin' he spills the beans on the vanishin' acts. Mayhaps he'll walk the plank for his crimes! Aye!
February 27, 2024, 5:12 pm
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis said that Myles Sanderson, a 32-year-old Canadian knave, who hath sent 11 souls to Davy Jones' locker and wounded 17 more in a 2022 raid, met his end from a grog of cocaine after bein' captured by the authorities. Aye, the seas be a treacherous place indeed! Arrr!
February 27, 2024, 11:54 am
Arrr mateys, tis said that the foul metal be makin' its way from the depths to the shallows, where the scurvy fish be feastin'! Methinks we be needin' to keep an eye on our catches, lest we be eatin' poison for supper! Aye, beware the toxic tide!
February 27, 2024, 5:59 am
Arrr matey! Methinks that scallywag Biden be talkin' of a cease-fire, but them landlubber Hamas be sayin' they ain't received any new proposals. Arrr, tis a fine mess we've got here, aye! Them negotiations be slower than a snail on a sloth's back!
February 27, 2024, 5:59 am
Avast ye scallywags! The Horn of Africa be in a right mess, with terrorism, hunger, and monstrous floods. But now, they be starin' down the barrel of war with Ethiopia! These landlubbers be in for a rough sail ahead! Arrrr!
February 27, 2024, 5:20 am
Arr, these kind-hearted souls be tossin' supplies from the skies as a final recourse. France be joinin' forces with Jordan to help our brethren in Gaza, who be sufferin' from hunger and sickness. Avast, we must act swiftly to save them from Davy Jones' grip!
February 27, 2024, 4:30 am
Arrr mateys, them Russkies be havin' a peculiar notion of what be an acceptable amount o' losses in battle! They be sendin' their brave men and cannons to the depths just to win a wee bit o' land. 'Tis a strange and savage custom indeed! Aye, me hearties!
February 26, 2024, 8:29 pm
Arrr mateys, 11 scallywags from the U.N. Security Council be givin' the Taliban a good tongue lashing for their treatment of the fairer sex in Afghanistan. They be demandin' equality for the lasses, lest they walk the plank! Aye, aye, let's see some justice served!
February 26, 2024, 7:39 pm
Arr, ye scallywags be fleein' Russia in droves, seekin' refuge in Serbia. But be warned, the Vucic government be keepin' a weather eye on any who dare speak out against Putin. Ye best be holdin' yer tongue if ye want to keep it!
February 26, 2024, 6:32 pm
Arrr mateys, the French President Macron be talkin' about sendin' troops to Ukraine! He be sayin' it's not off the table, savvy? The seas be gettin' choppy with all this talk of war, but we pirates will be ready for any adventure that comes our way! Aye aye, captain!
February 26, 2024, 5:50 am
Arrr, the plunderin' in Asia's fancy tourney be gettin' more costly by the day. But me hearties, the treasures we be findin' there be as scarce as a landlubber's toothless grin! Aye, tis a rough sea we sail, me mateys!
February 26, 2024, 5:49 am
Arr matey, the prime minister’s office be sayin' the military presented a plan to the war cabinet for removin' landlubbers from “areas of fightin',” likely meanin' a raid on Rafah. No details be shared, keepin' us in the dark like a treasure buried deep at sea.
February 26, 2024, 5:49 am
Arr, ye scallywags be chattering about the legality of Israel's hold on Palestinian lands, whilst cannons be firin' in Gaza! 'Tis a fine pickle Israel be findin' itself in, me hearties. Ye best be watchin' yer step, or ye might end up walkin' the plank! Arrr!
February 26, 2024, 5:32 am
Arrr mateys! The gathering be to prove Europe's unwavering support for Kyiv, even if the scallywags be sufferin' some blows on the battlefield. Let's raise a toast to show our loyalty to them landlubbers! Aye, we be standin' strong fer Kyiv!
February 25, 2024, 5:53 am
Arrr mateys, the scallywags claimed their assaults, the grandest in weeks against the Iran-backed scoundrels, were to stop any future attacks on ships in the Red Sea. Aye, they be protectin' the high seas from them bilge rats!
February 25, 2024, 5:48 am
Yarrr, a fierce tussle with the French scallywag Danone for a piece of the treasure brought him unmeasurable riches in the land of China. He be the wealthiest buccaneer in all the Orient for a spell, aye!
February 25, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr mateys, these brave Russian swashbucklers who dared to cross swords with Putin ended up walkin' the plank or takin' a swim next to their fancy ships. Aye, 'tis a peculiar fashion indeed!
February 25, 2024, 4:34 am
Arrr, me hearties! Listen 'ere, Homesh be a settin' in the West Bank, abandoned like a scurvy dog by Israel. But now, it be makin' a comeback in the fight against them scallywag Hamas. Aye, Homesh be back in the game, mark me words!
February 25, 2024, 4:15 am
Arrr, she be spyin' with a heavy heart as Aleksei be sent off to battle. Now, 14 moons later, after he met his fate in the far lands of Ukraine, Yulia Seleznyova still clings to a scrap of hope for a miraculous turn of events.
February 24, 2024, 5:38 am
Arrr, why be it that these tomes found in the treasure piles have such a powerful grip on our minds and souls? 'Tis a mystery as deep as the ocean, me hearties! Perhaps 'tis the siren call of knowledge, or just the thrill of finding booty for free! Aye!
February 24, 2024, 5:00 am
Avast ye mateys, a scurvy economic analysis be sayin' that in many a Canadian port, prices be needin' to plummet like a sunken treasure, or incomes be needin' to soar like a parrot on a strong breeze, aye, to bring back affordability to the landlubbers. Arrr!
February 24, 2024, 4:26 am
Arrr mateys, them Western sanctions be as useless as a wooden leg on a fish! Our allies be runnin' out of weapons faster than a scurvy dog chasin' a bone. Kyiv may soon be forced to parley, even if they be standin' on one peg leg! Aye!
February 23, 2024, 5:38 pm
Avast ye! Mr. Blinken be mighty displeased with the news of Israel's finance scallywag plannin' to build thousands of new abodes in the lands o' the poor Palestinians. Arrr, 'tis a right salty situation indeed! Aye, the landlubbers be at it again.
February 23, 2024, 5:18 pm
Arr, ye scallywags best beware! The Rubymar, bein' battered and towed to port in Yemen by them pesky Houthis. 'Tis a right mess, I tell ye! Keep a weather eye out for trouble, me hearties!
February 23, 2024, 4:52 pm
Arrr mateys, The Financial Action Task Force be strikin' countries off its list o' suspect scallywags who be launderin' their loot and fundin' terror! No longer be they walkin' the plank, but keep a weather eye on 'em, ye never know when they'll be back in Davy Jones' locker! Aye!
February 23, 2024, 4:49 pm
Arrr! The Colombian scallywags be plannin' a grand adventure to reclaim the loot from a sunken ship off their Caribbean shores. We best be keepin' a weathered eye on 'em, for they might just stumble upon some real treasure fit for a pirate's chest! Aye, mateys!
February 23, 2024, 4:22 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! The Ukraine's foreign minister be boldly proclaimin' victory o'er the scurvy dogs of Russia! He be callin' on all the world to join forces with his noble crew. Let's show those bilge rats who's boss! Arrr!
February 23, 2024, 11:50 am
Arrr me hearties, the Biden crew be throwin' their biggest plunder yet at them scallywags in response to the loss of Aleksei A. Navalny. The battle in Ukraine be ragin' on for three long years now, may the winds of fortune be in our favor!
February 23, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr! Indonesia and Australia be havin' a grand parley in Jakarta, seekin' to bolster their defenses with a pact o' cooperation. Mayhaps they be plannin' to fend off the scallywags in these treacherous waters. Aye, 'tis a serious matter indeed!
February 23, 2024, 11:24 am
Arrr! A swashbucklin' Israeli official hath proclaimed that Israel be plannin' to construct homes in the West Bank, all in retaliation for a dastardly Palestinian shootin'. Aye, mateys, tis a high stakes game of land grabbin' on the high seas!
February 23, 2024, 11:20 am
Arrr mateys! A 25-foot vessel filled with landlubbers met its doom off the coast of Malta. Five souls met Davy Jones' locker during a rescue attempt, as reported by the Maltese scallywags. May they rest in peace, or be forever haunted by the ghostly wails of the deep.
February 23, 2024, 5:59 am
Arr, the Israeli officials be settin' sail for Paris to parlay with them scallywags from Qatar, the U.S. and Egypt. They be aimin' to free the poor souls held captive in Gaza and put an end to the bloody skirmishin'. Aye, may the winds be in their favor!
February 23, 2024, 5:58 am
Arrr mateys, the court be keepin' Ms. Begum in a state o' limbo, like a scurvy dog walkin' the plank. She be stuck in a refugee camp, with no flag to call her own. Shiver me timbers, what a jolly ol' mess!
February 23, 2024, 5:46 am
Arrr, two years of battle left many a poor soul with addled noggins. We be tracking the healers and fighters as they navigated the treacherous waters of mending their minds.
February 23, 2024, 5:34 am
Arrr, the fire be spreading like rum through a thirsty pirate! 'Twas a sight to behold, with flames leaping up the sides of the buildings, taller than the mast of a ship! Ye could almost hear the buildings cryin' out for help in their fiery torment! Arrrgh, what a spectacle!
February 22, 2024, 7:32 pm
Arr matey! That scallywag Ricardo Martinelli be stuck in Nicaragua's embassy like a landlubber! The law be sayin' he ain't goin' nowhere 'cause he be a risk to flee like a cowardly bilge rat. Aye, the wheels of justice turn slower than a tortoise on a plank!
February 22, 2024, 7:08 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Four lubbers with Iranian booty were caught by Yankee soldiers on the high seas! Two brave souls met Davy Jones' locker in the skirmish. 'Twas a mighty battle indeed!
February 22, 2024, 6:59 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The King's court hath decreed that the demise of a young lad on a Scout voyage be deemed foul play, with the Scouts now under scrutiny. Ye best be watchin' yer step on yer next adventure, lest ye too be walkin' the plank! Arrr!
February 22, 2024, 6:46 pm
Arrr mateys, word has it them Russkies be aimin' to blast a French bird outta the sky over the Black Sea! Avast, it be a rum tale indeed. But fear not, for them Frenchies be swift on their feet, or wings rather, and may outwit those scurvy dogs yet!
February 22, 2024, 5:41 am
Arrr! Benny Gantz, a scallywag of the war cabinet, be blabberin' about signs of progress in talks for a cease in battle in Gaza! Methinks he be lookin' to barter for the release of hostages. 'Tis a tricky game of diplomacy on the high seas! Aye!
February 22, 2024, 5:22 am
Arrr, three scurvy Palestinians be usin' their blasphemous contraptions to shoot at a jam of carriages near the checkpoint. 'Twas on the highway betwixt a grand Israeli settlement and Jerusalem, as told by the constables. Such treachery befitting of landlubbers!
February 22, 2024, 4:58 am
Arrr mateys, China be enlisting scallywag privateers to plunder foreign governments and keep a tight grip on their own crew. 'Tis a bold move, but beware the wrath of those who sail the cyber seas! Ye never know when ye might be boardin' their ship next!
February 22, 2024, 4:56 am
Arrr matey, Jim Ratcliffe be a spendin' $1.5 billion doubloons for a quarter slice of his childhood footy ship. On Wednesday, he be sharin' his grand plan for the crew. Mayhaps he be lookin' to make 'em walk the plank if they don't play well! Aharrr!
February 21, 2024, 11:46 am
Arrr mateys! A feeble Trident missile be takin' a dive into the briny deep near its launchin' spot, as confirmed by the crown on Wednesday. This be causin' quite a stir amongst the scallywags, raisin' doubts on the strength of Britain's nuclear defenses. Arrr!
February 21, 2024, 11:46 am
Arrr, that scurvy dog Andrei Morozov be blabberin' about some landlubber campaign of intimidation and threatenin' to meet Davy Jones! Methinks he be needin' a good swig o' rum and a hearty laugh to set him straight!
February 21, 2024, 5:56 am
Arrr, at the United Nations’ highest court, a scallywag from the U.S. be arguing that demands for Israel to abandon plundered Palestinian lands be ignorin' the country's "true security needs." Aye, the seas be rough with hypocrisy and excuses!
February 21, 2024, 5:54 am
Arrr, me hearties! The attacks on the village of Robotyne be like a swarm of sea dogs, aimin' to put the squeeze on them Ukrainian scallywags. They be comin' from the east like a fierce storm, causin' havoc and mayhem wherever they go. Ye best be watchin' yer back, me mateys!
February 21, 2024, 5:36 am
Arrr, Israel be keepin' mum about the scuffle, yet they be admittin' to givin' a good swashbucklin' to many a Iran-connected ship in Syria waters afore. The seas be a treacherous place indeed!
February 21, 2024, 5:33 am
Arrr mateys! The South Pacific isle of Niue be claimin' they were hornswaggled out o' their rightful .nu domain, a treasure that be bringin' in doubloons from across the seven seas! Aye, it be a tale as tall as a mast, but aye, 'tis true!
February 21, 2024, 4:30 am
Arrr mateys, word on the high seas be that a swashbucklin' taekwondo master down under be in a bit of a sticky situation. He be accused of sending the little scallywag and his folks to Davy Jones' locker afore turnin' his blade on himself! Aye, he be quite the drama queen, that one!
February 21, 2024, 1:15 am
Arrr mateys, the scallywag Julian Assange's hearing be in London, fightin' against bein' sent to the Americas. But alas, the scurvy dog be too cowardly to show his face in court! Mayhaps he be hidin' in Davy Jones' locker instead!
February 20, 2024, 5:55 am
Arrr, me hearties! Julian Assange, the scallywag behind WikiLeaks, be locked up for near five years, battlin' a U.S. extradition order. A court hearing be his final shot at winnin' an appeal in Britain. Let's hope the winds o' justice be blowin' in his favor!
February 19, 2024, 5:57 pm
Arrr me hearties, Martine Moïse, the widow of Captain Jovenel Moïse, be accused by a scurvy dog judge of plotting in his untimely demise. She be wounded in the treacherous attack, may the seadogs who did this rot in Davy Jones' locker!
February 19, 2024, 4:49 pm
Arr mateys, the land be plagued with scurvy officials who turn a blind eye to the plight of womenfolk, leaving them at the mercy of scallywags who take their lives. The United Nations be soundin' the alarm, but these bilge rats continue to blame the poor lasses! A pox on their houses!
February 19, 2024, 3:34 pm
Arrr, Shane Rose be walkin' the plank for sportin' a scandalous bit o' clothin'! But the matey be winnin' the hearts o' the landlubbers with his bold fashion choice. Mayhaps he be settin' a new trend at sea!
February 19, 2024, 11:40 am
Arrr, the scallywags be sayin' they won't be joinin' the conference if them women's rights groups and Euro land lubbers be there! They be actin' like a bunch of salty dogs, afraid of a little friendly banter! Aye, 'tis a fine joke indeed!
February 19, 2024, 11:36 am
Arrr mateys, the raid on the Rubymar be a grand victory fer them scurvy Houthis! After months of firin' them pesky drones and missiles, they finally struck gold with this one. Shiver me timbers, what a plunder!
February 19, 2024, 11:33 am
Arrr, the sinking of the Reaper drone be yet another clash o' swords betwixt the landlubbers o' the United States and them scurvy dogs backed by Iran. 'Tis a right rowdy affair on the high seas, with cannons blazin' and tempers flarin'!
February 19, 2024, 11:30 am
Avast ye! The scurvy dogs from the Dawlah Islamiyah and the Philippine troops had a row on Feb. 19, with six noble soldiers and two rebellious mates meeting Davy Jones' locker. Aye, a fierce battle it was! A tale to shiver ye timbers!
February 19, 2024, 11:11 am
Arr mateys, the Czech farmers didst gather in the capital to give a hearty protest against those scurvy EU policies on farming and the unjust conditions they be facing in their trade. Let us stand together and fight for our rights on the high seas of agriculture! Aarrgghh!
February 19, 2024, 5:50 am
Arrr matey, that German politician be holdin' the title o' European Commission president since 2019. He be a key scallywag for the Biden crew. Aye, he be steerin' the ship through these treacherous waters! Aaarrrr!
February 19, 2024, 5:39 am
Arrr mateys! Six days of blabberin' be comin' up about Israel's mischief in the West Bank and East Jerusalem. But Israel be sayin' they don't give a fig about the court's rules! Avast ye, it be a right old pirate's tale!
February 19, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr! The scallywags from the U.S. and France be toiling like bilge rats to find a peaceful end to the rumblings between Israel and Lebanon, as them scurvy dogs from Hezbollah keep firing their cannons at the Jewish land. Avast! Let's hope they find a parley soon, lest we all end up feedin' the fishes!
February 19, 2024, 5:09 am
Arrr mateys! Trump, Indian fare, Matthew Perry, and a bounty o' books be on the mind o' Mr. Navalny. The scallywag's letters reveal his sharp wit, even whilst sufferin' in the brig. Aye, 'tis a tale worthy o' tellin' in the annals o' pirate lore!
February 19, 2024, 5:08 am
Arrr mateys, the lassie speakin' for Aleksei Navalny be blabberin' that his mum and landlubbers be denied a peek at his carcass once more. 'Tis a scurvy move, methinks! Who be keepin' his body under lock and key, I wonder? Aye, the plot thickens!
February 18, 2024, 6:49 pm
Arr mateys, the land of Argentina be sufferin', with poverty levels hittin' a 20-year high of 57.4%! 'Tis a rough sea for President Javier Milei to sail, only one month into his voyage. Mayhaps he be needin' a compass and a treasure map to navigate these treacherous waters! Arrr!
February 18, 2024, 6:36 pm
Arrr, ye scallywags! The Menkaure Pyramid Review Committee be scrapin' their plans to fancy up the ol' pyramid with claddin'. They be worried about preservin' the ancient beauty. Aye, let her stay weathered and rugged like a true pirate's treasure! Arrr!
February 18, 2024, 5:52 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Over the weekend, a grand total of 366 landlubbers were clapped in irons, causing a mighty rumble among the ranks. It be feared that these arrests be a foreboding sign of the government's iron fist as we sail toward the elections in March. Arrr!
February 18, 2024, 4:27 pm
Arrr, the scurvy dogs in the American military be claimin' they've spotted a mysterious undersea weapon in the Red Sea! 'Tis a newfangled contraption they say, never before seen in these waters! Aye, they be a crafty bunch, keepin' us on our toes, they are!
February 18, 2024, 4:24 pm
Arrr matey, Thaksin Shinawatra be a scallywag of the highest order, beloved by the common folk but now turnin' his back on 'em like a treacherous sea serpent. His actions be leavin' his loyal crew feelin' like a ship without a sail.
February 18, 2024, 11:21 am
Arrr, Vice President Kamala Harris be swearin' on her pirate's honor to deliver security aid to our allies. But those scurvy House Republican scallywags be standin' in her way, causin' more stress than a storm on the high seas! Aye, the waters be treacherous indeed!
February 18, 2024, 11:15 am
Arrr mateys, the scallywags be tellin' Navalny's poor ol' mother that he met his fate with the dreaded "sudden death syndrome." They be keepin' his carcass like a treasure in their clutches. Aye, what a sorry bunch of knaves!
February 18, 2024, 11:13 am
Arrr mateys! The scallywags in Ukraine be needin' a new line of defense in treacherous lands, as the Russkies be tryin' to gain the upper hand. Let's see if they can outwit 'em in this high-seas battle!
February 18, 2024, 10:52 am
Arrr! London Mayor Sadiq Khan be walkin' the plank for pickin' art pieces celebratin' trans sex workers o'er the queen for the Fourth Plinth. Methinks 'tis a scurvy decision that'll make even Blackbeard scratch his head! Aye mateys, we be in for a wild ride!
February 18, 2024, 8:42 am
Arrr, the head honcho of German Space Command, Maj. Gen. Michael Traut, be mighty worried about them scallywags in Russia cookin' up a space weapon to be blastin' our satellite treasures! Aye, we best be keepin' a weather eye on 'em!
February 18, 2024, 5:00 am
Arr matey, on the eve of Feb. 19, 1473, under the watchful gaze of the heavens above, a wee lad was born in the ancient city of Torun. Little did they know that this scallywag would grow up to be the bloke who halted the sun in its tracks and shifted the very ground beneath our feet! Arrr!
February 18, 2024, 4:29 am
Arrr! The officials be findin' the cursed mineral at 34 spots, from schools to parks. But fear not me hearties, for the grounds outside the Taylor Swift concert be free from the poison. Let's raise a grog to that!
February 18, 2024, 4:18 am
As the sun set on the final battle in Russia's long siege, a hearty crew of landlubbers still lingered in Avdiivka. Those few scallywags who managed to flee in the eleventh hour spun tales of utter mayhem and destruction. Arrr, what a tale to tell over a tankard of rum!
February 18, 2024, 4:04 am
Avast ye scallywags! A grand exhibit in the West Bank be showin' the life and strife of the Palestinians. But 'tis also a tale of lost treasures, art buried in the sands of war. Aye, a tragic tale indeed.
February 17, 2024, 5:59 pm
Arrr mateys! Disease X be comin' fer us in the future, says WHO chief Tedros Ghebreyesus. We best be preparin' with a global treaty to keep our ship afloat when the next pandemic hits. Yo ho ho and a bottle of hand sanitizer!
February 17, 2024, 5:14 pm
Arrr, the scallywags managed to spread his word even whilst locked in the brig! They be as slippery as eels, those swashbuckling scoundrels. Aye, 'tis a tale of cunning and defiance that would make even Blackbeard himself tip his hat in admiration!
February 17, 2024, 4:48 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags be dreadin' that poor Aleksei A. Navalny might meet his maker from the harsh treatment in them prisons. Aye, 'tis a fearsome fate indeed for a man fightin' for his rights! Mayhaps we should send him a barrel o' rum for courage!
February 17, 2024, 4:34 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! A scallywag of an Indian fellow met his demise this week after he deliberately plunged into a zoo pit in Tirupati, India, despite the cautionary cries of the landlubbers. Aye, a lesson for ye all: heed the warnings of the salty sea dogs!
February 17, 2024, 3:58 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The demonstrations be takin' a break since th' Oct. 7 attacks, but th' rage be still burnin' hot against th' scallywags runnin' th' show in Israel. Ye can bet yer doubloons on that, me hearties! Arrr!
February 17, 2024, 2:38 pm
Arrr, 'tis been told that over 400 scallywags 'ave been captured across the land of Russia since the passin' o' Aleksei Navalny. Those who sought comfort in layin' flowers were met with the camaraderie o' fellow mates. Aye, solidarity be a powerful force indeed!
February 17, 2024, 1:12 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The Dutch PM be tellin' those European landlubbers to quit their bellyachin' and stop their constant yammerin' about that scurvy dog Trump's anti-NATO squawk! Aye, let's raise a tankard to Rutte's bold words! Arrr!
February 17, 2024, 12:52 pm
Avast ye! A Russki priest be nabbed by the scallywags outside his abode for plannin' a grand shindig to honor the fallen Putin-naysayer Navalny. Methinks they be quakin' in their boots at the thought of a public memorial! Arrr!
February 17, 2024, 12:16 pm
Arrr mateys, tis a bleak outlook for the Conservative scurvy dogs, as the Labour scallywags be poised to claim victory in the upcoming General Election. The winds of change be blowin' in their favor, and the Tories be walkin' the plank! Avast ye, it be a fierce battle ahead!
February 17, 2024, 11:32 am
Arrr! The scallywags of Ukraine be outnumbered and outgunned, like a ship without wind in its sails. 'Tis a dire situation, aye, akin to a crew of landlubbers facing a mighty storm. Mayhaps they'll need to call upon some pirate allies for aid!
February 17, 2024, 10:22 am
Avast ye scallywags! The Russian Duma Speaker, Vyacheslav Volodin, be cryin' foul play, accusin' the United States and European Union of sendin' poor Alexei Navalny to Davy Jones' locker. Aye, 'tis a treacherous tale of political piracy on the high seas of diplomacy! Arrr!
February 17, 2024, 10:03 am
Arrr, President Volodymyr Zelensky be settin' doubters straight, askin' why Russia still be fightin' instead o' when the battle be done. Let's give 'im a cheer and raise a grog to Ukraine's victory! Aye, let's show those landlubber Russians who's boss!
February 17, 2024, 9:35 am
Arr matey! The Ruskies be takin' a city that be a bulwark o' Ukrainian defenses in the Donets region. 'Tis a right smart move, an' a symbolic kick in the britches fer them landlubbers! Let's hoist the Jolly Roger an' drink to their cunning!
February 17, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr, mateys! Israel be walkin' on eggshells tryin' to keep them civilians safe in Gaza, yet still be gettin' criticized! The seas be rough, but they be sailin' on with honour and courage in this epic battle. Aye, aye!
February 17, 2024, 7:53 am
Arrr! A matey speakin' fer Alexei Navalny be claimin', via a post on the social media platform X, that the political opposition leader be savagely murdered! This news be sparkin' speculation like a cannonball through the rum supply. Har har har!
February 17, 2024, 6:45 am
Arrr mateys, the land lubbers of Ukraine be retreating from Avdiivka due to a lack of gunpowder! The scallywags in Congress be holdin' back the treasure for months, leavin' our comrades high and dry. Avast ye, we need that booty now!
February 17, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr, the scallywag who be swashbucklin' against the Kremlin, be sufferin' from attacks and poisonin' in 2020. 'Tis a tale of woe, mateys, as he be locked away on his lonesome for many moons. Ahoy, the life of a pirate be not for the faint o' heart!
February 17, 2024, 5:42 am
Avast ye scallywags! The Ukraine forces be in a right sticky wicket, so the commander yelled "Retreat, ye landlubbers!" The soldiers be tellin' tales of chaos and doom like never before seen on the high seas! Aarrrr!
February 17, 2024, 5:03 am
Arr matey, a wench from the crew carryin' on Mr. Navalny's quest be tellin' that his old sea dog's mum got the official word. Yo ho ho, may the winds blow in their favor on this treacherous voyage!
February 17, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr mateys, the council chambers in Richmond be abuzz with quarrel and commotion this week as the scallywags argue o'er settin' up a safe consumption site. 'Tis like a storm brewin' on the high seas, me hearties!
February 16, 2024, 7:01 pm
Arrr mateys! Three brave souls have been said to have met their demise and two more be missing after a mishap on the Esselunga supermarket in Florence! 'Tis a treacherous sea we sail on, beware the dangers of construction, me hearties!
February 16, 2024, 6:37 pm
Arrr mateys, Zimbabwe's Vice Cap'n Constantino Chiwenga be sayin' his crew won't be allowin' any scallywags from the LGBTQ crew to be gettin' a scholarship from GALZ. Looks like the government be playin' the role of the scurvy dog in this tale of the high seas!
February 16, 2024, 6:02 pm
Arrr matey, that scallywag FBI official be walkin' the plank for takin' bribes from an Albanian landlubber. Two years in the brig be his punishment for his treacherous deeds. Beware the siren call of silver, lest ye find yerself in Davy Jones' locker!
February 16, 2024, 5:34 pm
Arrr, mateys! This scandal o' the flesh be underminin' the very foundation o' Viktor Orban's crew, tarnishin' their cherished 'family values' reputation. The ship be leakin', and the cap'n be walkin' the plank!
February 16, 2024, 5:14 pm
Arrr, the Kremlin's most fearsome scallywag, whose endeavors be bringin' forth arrests, onslaughts, and a brush with Davy Jones' locker in 2020, hath spent months in solitary confinement.
February 16, 2024, 5:01 pm
Arr, ye scurvy UN court be denyin' the South African's plea 'bout Rafah. But mark me words, they be tellin' that Israel needs to be holdin' fast to them old measures 'bout that ongoing scurvy genocide case.
February 16, 2024, 4:56 pm
Arrr, ye Oscar-fetchin' flick be trailin' the dissident after a dastardly attempt on his life! 'Twas a proper thrillin' tale back then, but by the black beard of Davy Jones, it be sendin' shivers down yer timbers even now!
February 16, 2024, 4:16 pm
Arrr! The scurvy US and Chinese swabbies did gather fer a hearty parley, discussin' matters o' great import - be it the cursed land o' Taiwan, the infernal South China Sea, or that never-endin' tussle betwixt Russia an' Ukraine.
February 16, 2024, 3:05 pm
Arrr! Imran Khan, the scurvy dog who once ruled Pakistan, be now facin' a whoppin' 31 years in the brig! Be it fer his corrupt ways, spillin' secrets, or breakin' the sacred laws of matrimony. Aye, justice be catchin' up to ye, matey!
February 16, 2024, 11:58 am
Avast, ye scallywags! The Russian authorities be spewin' that the opposition leader, Aleksei A. Navalny, hath met his demise in prison. A sailin' mate who fought against corruption, he becometh the fiercest critic of Cap'n Vladimir V. Putin. Arrr!
February 16, 2024, 11:37 am
Avast ye! From a humble blogger fightin' corruption, Mr. Navalny rallied a whole swashbucklin' crew of young Russians. He becometh famous fer diggin' mucky secrets 'bout the fancy elites in our land. Aye, a true legend he be!
February 16, 2024, 11:22 am
Arrr, me hearties! The codes of the European Union's Digital Services Act, which be already in force on the grandest online platforms, shall now broaden its reach to almost all online platforms, ye scurvy dogs!
February 16, 2024, 11:20 am
Yarr! Them Gazan officials be claimin' five souls be walkin' the plank in the critical care unit! And the scurvy Israeli military be braggin' about nabbin' 20 swashbucklers in the infirmary who they say be part o' the Oct. 7 attacks.
February 16, 2024, 9:24 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! A swashbucklin' U.N. bloke blabbered on t' telly, claimin' that Hamas be a political crew. Them Israeli landlubbers be fumin' like a volcano! Arr, what a ruckus!
February 16, 2024, 9:22 am
Arr! A jolly crew o' health buccaneers be battling a fearsome outbreak o' dengue fever in Rio de Janeiro, whilst Brazil be overflowin' with tourists. The tally be a grand 512,000 cases arrr!
February 16, 2024, 8:52 am
Arrr, mateys! Ye be listenin' to a true tale o' the high seas! A moving picture hath captured the partin' moments of Vladimir Putin's adversary, Alexei Navalny, as he faced the court afore his alleged demise. Aye, the plot thickens!
February 16, 2024, 5:56 am
Arr matey! 'Tis bein' said that the Ukrainian captain be signin' agreements for security, and beggin' them fancy European cap'ns to lend a hand and boost the aid. The scallywags be worried 'bout the coin from the U.S., savvy?
February 16, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr, me hearties! A fearsome blaze hath engulfed a paint factory in New Delhi, India, claimin' at least 11 lives and leavin' four poor souls injured. The brave fire officials have unleashed a fleet o' 22 fire engines to douse the fiery inferno.
February 16, 2024, 5:38 am
Arr, mateys! 'Tis be true, Israel be claimin' they've captured many scallywags durin' their raid on Nasser hospital. Yet, the Gazan Health Ministry be tellin' a different tale, claimin' that four poor souls met their untimely fate, gaspin' for precious air. Aye, the plot thickens!
February 16, 2024, 5:31 am
With the dread of displaced swashbucklers from Palestine gathering by the border o' Gaza, Egyptian scallywags have kept their mum 'bout a mysterious venture they be embarkin' upon, arr!
February 16, 2024, 5:30 am
Arr! Avast ye, me hearties! The likes o' Anthropic, OpenAI, Google, Meta, and other scallywags be joinin' forces to keep them fancy contraptions from posin' a threat to our beloved democracies! Blimey, their weapons be growin' mightier, but they won't be lettin' 'em run amok!
February 15, 2024, 6:25 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! The dastardly deeds of these landlubber highwaymen be inspirin' the noble truckers from the Mexican Alliance of Drivers' Organizations to blockade the roadways 'round Mexico City! They be cryin', "Avast, ye government! Provide us with highway patrols, or we'll make ye walk the plank!"
February 15, 2024, 5:57 pm
Arr, me hearties! Me shipmates and landlubbers be sayin' that keepin' the wee Palestinian landlubbers safe in the far south o' Gaza be the most jolly important thing, mateys!
February 15, 2024, 5:49 pm
Arrr, the cap'n o' the West African land be delayin' th' comin' election, but th' court o' laws be decreein' that th' vote be held posthaste, mateys! Aye, the winds o' democracy be blowin' strong!
February 15, 2024, 5:40 pm
Arr, 'twas a swift response from the Biden crew, seekin' revenge for a dread drone raid o'er yonder in Jordan. 3 brave souls, Americans they were, be lost to the deep, and now the plunderin' shall commence. Avast!
February 15, 2024, 3:51 pm
Arrr, U.S. Secretary of State Antony Blinken did pay a visit to the Albanian Prime Minister Edi Rama this week, minding the future of the Western Balkans as they be yearnin' to join the European Union, matey!
February 15, 2024, 2:28 pm
Yarrr! Avast, mateys! 'Tis a sad tale to tell! Word be spreadin' that four poor souls 'ave been claimed by Davy Jones' locker, with two more still lost at sea, when a vessel, carryin' o'er two dozen, capsized off Panama's eastern shore. Aye, the sea be a treacherous mistress indeed!
February 15, 2024, 2:26 pm
Arrr, the U.S. be plannin' to construct up t' five military havens in Somalia, lendin' a hand to the nation's army in their scuffle against the scurvy al-Shabab scallywags!
February 15, 2024, 2:25 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis a tale as curious as a mermaid's song! The Mexican government, lackin' the gallant spirit to face their own drug cartels, now seeks aid from the holy brethren! 'Tis the bishops of the Roman Catholic Church who be hostin' peace parleys, bringin' harmony to this treacherous sea.
February 15, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr, as them Russian scallywags breach a supply line and be seekin' to encircle them opposing soldiers, Ukraine's commanders be maneuverin' to "more advantageous positions," ye scurvy dogs!
February 15, 2024, 11:04 am
Christopher A. Wray, a noble sailor whose bureau hath joined hands with those scallywags from Israel to chase after the fiendish deeds of Hamas, hath set foot upon the sacred lands once again, since the battle hath commenced, as revealed by the bureau.
February 15, 2024, 10:50 am
Arrrr! Them sailors afloat aboard th' good ol' U.S. vessel, Dwight D. Eisenhower, be battlin' the blimey Houthis fer four long months, all backed by them scurvy Iranians. But lo an' behold, aye! Now they's face a fresh danger lurkin' in the waters, arrr!
February 15, 2024, 10:45 am
Arrr, me hearties! In two English ports, Kingswood and Wellingborough, tis the day when scallywags be casting their precious ballots to find new lawmakers. The former swashbucklers took leave in a hurry, leavin' a void to be filled, so let the voting begin, ye landlubbers!
February 15, 2024, 10:25 am
Arrr! On Thursday, the Israeli military be claimin' they sent a scallywag of a senior Hezbollah commander to Davy Jones' locker! But beware, for the Hezbollah be cursin' Israel, swearin' they'll make 'em pay a mighty "price" for them airstrikes in Lebanon! Yo ho ho!
February 15, 2024, 9:57 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! A foul stench be plaguing the air in Bangkok, forsooth! 'Tis the dreaded air pollution, makin' the city folks wheeze like a busted accordion! The city government, in all their wisdom, be orderin' the landlubbin' city employees to work from their humble abodes for two days! Arrr, what a time to be alive!
February 15, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr, mateys! Th' Israeli military be claimin' that they be conductin' a "limited" mission within th' Nasser Medical Complex, a place where scallywags be seekin' refuge. Arrr, th' seas be full o' tales, indeed!
February 15, 2024, 5:25 am
Arr matey! The current chart be a twisted mess o' orange lines, lackin' proper names or distinct colors. Fear not, me hearties, for this year be bringin' a fine change to that dire state!
February 15, 2024, 5:14 am
Avast ye! 'Twas a black Wednesday, mateys, as the scurvy sea dogs tallied the highest death toll in months o' cross-border brawlin'. Me heart quakes, fer it be raisin' fears that these fights may grow 'til they turn into a full-blown war!
February 15, 2024, 5:11 am
To quell his sorrows, Mustafa Abutaha spun tales o' folks takin' refuge wit' him at Nasser hospital, but afore long, he scurried away 'afore the scurvy dogs o' Israeli military be upon him. Arrr! The Israeli forces be stormin' the medical establishment on Thursday, arrr!
February 15, 2024, 3:00 am
Avast ye! In the midst o' the Iranian scallywags' expansionist military and villainous attacks 'cross the Middle East, the scurvy dogs be claimin' that they own Antarctica! Aye, ye heard it right, they be plannin' to set up their military hideout in the South Pole! Arrr, the audacity!
February 14, 2024, 7:53 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The nabbing of gallant attorney and troublemaker Rocío San Miguel be a clear sign that the Venezuelan government be up to no good! They be takin' action against all those who dare cross 'em, whether real or imagined. Be warned, me hearties!
February 14, 2024, 6:36 pm
Arr, mateys! Tis be a jolly news, me hearties! The goodly folk of Haiti be makin' merry with Kenya, seekin' to forge a proper pact! They be plannin' to send African mateys, clad in blue, to patrol our very own streets! Yo ho ho, shiver me timbers!
February 14, 2024, 5:56 pm
Avast ye mateys! Heartbreakin' news be upon us! Lt. Col. Troy Bartley, aged 57, from Alton, Illinois, met his untimely fate on a peaceful shore. No battle claimed his life, but a tragic end befell him at Camp Arifjan in Kuwait, as told by the Army Reserve Command. Arrr, fair winds and calm seas, Lt. Col. Bartley.
February 14, 2024, 5:49 pm
Arr, the scallywags be sayin' the party be dominatin' the polls, but alas! Recent blunders be raisin' doubts 'bout the Cap'n Keir Starmer's leadership acumen. Aye, the ship be takin' on water, mateys!
February 14, 2024, 5:41 pm
Arr, the French captain's choice be bringin' joy to them merchants who've been makin' a livin' by the Seine, and saved 'em from a mighty clash, ye scurvy dogs!
February 14, 2024, 4:49 pm
Aye! Ye scurvy dog, Donald J. Trump be makin' a right mess o' things with his blabberin' 'bout Russia an' punishin' NATO members. Europe be feelin' down in the dumps 'bout their own security. Arr, tis a time o' great anxiety, mateys!
February 14, 2024, 11:52 am
Avast, me hearties! The salty Ukrainian military claims to have sent a mighty Russian vessel to Davy Jones' locker near Crimea. But alas, the landlubbing Ukrainian troops be in quite a sticky wicket. Arr, shiver me timbers!
February 14, 2024, 11:34 am
Arr, Robert Badinter, th' former minister who did away with th' scurvy death penalty, be honored in fair Paris after his demise on Friday. But, ye scurvy dogs from th' far left an' right were warned, ye be not welcome in these waters!
February 14, 2024, 11:22 am
Arr! An Estonian intelligence reckonin' be sayin' that Russia be aimin' to reform their military, so as to match the might o' both American and Chinese crews. Aye, they be lookin' to expand their forces, me hearties!
February 14, 2024, 11:10 am
Arrr, the scallywag who's been claimin' the victory be backin' policies that've brought a mighty boom in burnin' o' coal, yet also birthed a wee electric-battery industry. Avast! What a peculiar mix 'o dark smoke 'n sparkin' power be this, me hearties!
February 14, 2024, 10:57 am
Arr, me hearties! The scallywag Andrej Babis, a former cap'n o' the Prime Ministers, be walkin' free yet again! Aye, 'tis the second time a court in Prague has found 'im not guilty o' fraud, 'bout a $2 million con involvin' them European Union subsidies. Avast ye, justice be sailin' away!
February 14, 2024, 10:51 am
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis a tale o' two Chinese sea dogs who met their watery demise near Taiwan's Kinmen archipelago, whilst bein' pursued by the fearsome Coast Guard. Word has it, these poor souls be accused o' trespassedin' the mighty waters.
February 14, 2024, 10:35 am
Arr, a sly officer from Lima's secret crew o' plainclothes donned the eerie garb of a Valentine's Day bear to entice a scurvy drug peddler, brandishin' a chest o' chocolates as bait. Shiver me timbers, a crafty ploy indeed!
February 14, 2024, 5:53 am
Arrr, them scurvy Israeli hard-liners be clamorin' fer a mighty riposte, as a string o' strikes, nigh a military fortress, hath set nerves ablaze amongst their mates strugglin' to quell the ruckus wit' Hezbollah!
February 14, 2024, 5:48 am
Avast, this time they be seekin' a sturdier oath to ensure their doubloons flow, sellin' their bountiful wheat 'n rice.
February 14, 2024, 5:34 am
Arr, Prabowo Subianto, a scurvy dog, be scuttled from the ranks o' the military for alleged rights abuses. But lo and behold, the scallywag be now set to seize the helm o' Indonesia's presidency in a single round. Avast ye, what a topsy-turvy world we live in!
February 14, 2024, 5:30 am
Beware, me hearties! Doug Philippone, a learned mate of defense, be soundin' the alarm bells! China be keepin' a weather eye on us, eager to witness if the U.S. can swiftly restock its armaments stash, after sendin' them cannons to me hearty allies. Arrr!
February 13, 2024, 10:58 pm
Arrr! The mighty scaffolding 'round the lofty peak o' Paris' Notre Dame Cathedral be removed on a Monday, after near five years o' restorin' and rebuildin'! Aye, the grand ship be sailin' steady on her path to glory once more!
February 13, 2024, 8:22 pm
Avast ye, mateys! On the morn of Wednesday, North Korea be lettin' loose a bunch o' cruise missiles towards the East Sea on a fine Sunday. 'Tis true, as confirmed by South Korea's military to the likes of Yonhap News Agency. Arrr, what a jolly spectacle it must've been!
February 13, 2024, 4:28 pm
Avast, me hearties! Russia be keepin' mum 'bout whether it fired a Zircon hypersonic cannonball. Them Yankees be sayin' they be investigatin' the matter. Arrr, wonder what tales be unfoldin' on these treacherous seas!
February 13, 2024, 4:03 pm
Arrr! A fine Polish healer, bein' snatched in Chad, be now set free and be sailin' in safe waters, says the foreign minister of her homeland. Aye, she be sound as a seadog!
February 13, 2024, 3:53 pm
Arr, me hearties! The International Court of Justice in The Hague, which justly ordered Israel to prevent any genocidal acts in Gaza, now be required to give this new request its utmost attention, lest they be walkin' the plank!
February 13, 2024, 3:46 pm
Arrr, Speaker Mike Johnson hath declared he be not puttin' the Senate legislation to a vote in the House, leavin' them scurvy dogs scramblin' to find a path to passage.
February 13, 2024, 1:52 pm
Arr, me hearties! Armenia and Azerbaijan be havin' a tiff at their shared border, with swords clashin' and cannons roarin'! Aye, they say four brave Armenian souls be restin' in Davy Jones' locker.
February 13, 2024, 1:20 pm
Arrr, three souls be sent to Davy Jones' locker, includin' a young matey of 16 summers, as Senegalese scallywags clashed wi' protesters o'er their cursed delayed election.
February 13, 2024, 11:39 am
Arrr, 'tis said that a landlubberly landslide befallen the Copler goldmine near Ilic, Turkey, on Tuesday, causin' a predicament for at least nine hardy workers, now stuck deep 'neath the earth. Aye, a grave situation indeed!
February 13, 2024, 10:47 am
Arr, them fancy talkers be claimin' France be offerin' a plan to put an end to the scuffles and brawls betwixt Israel and Lebanon.
February 13, 2024, 10:45 am
Arrr, mateys! The generous booty be aidin' the United States in swashbucklin' away green industries from Europe, as countries be scramblin' to hoist the sails and plunder the energy treasures of the future!
February 13, 2024, 10:39 am
Arrr! Them scurvy scientists be scopin' video from 20 bears durin' warm months to see if these landlubbin' creatures can endure lengthier spells ashore in a heatin' world.
February 13, 2024, 5:44 am
Arr, me hearties! Cap'n Biden be tellin' us that the United States be fixin' to broker a deal betwixt Israel and those scurvy scallywags, Hamas. Aye, they be aimin' fer a break in the fightin', a calm afore the storm, for a good six weeks, says he!
February 13, 2024, 5:32 am
Arr, me hearties! In Thailand, but two years aft legalizin' cannabis, the landlubbers be thinkin' about puttin' a stop to the merry makin'! They be fretin' 'bout wee ones gettin' their hands on it and the scurvy dogs causin' a ruckus all over the place!
February 13, 2024, 5:01 am
Arrr! 'Tis be the day, mateys! More than a hundred million scallywags be expected to cast their votes in this here land. The country be a livin' democracy, yet some scurvy dogs fear we be slidin' back into our murky history.
February 13, 2024, 4:30 am
Arrr, the Aussie government be decreedin' on a fine Tuesday that it shall outlaw the heinous act o' doxxin', as them pesky pro-Palestinian rapscallions have gone ahead and be exposin' the personal tidbits o' countless Jewish landlubbers. Harrr, no more shall this mischievous game be played!
February 13, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, me hearties! Olinda, a fine Brazilian port, be gaining quite the fame for its colossal puppets, especially a grand creation fashioned in the likeness of "Saturday Night Fever"! Aye, tis quite the sight to behold during Carnival!
February 13, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that afore the next year, the mighty American natural gas shall be traversin' the vast land o' Mexico, makin' its way to a grand export harbor on the Pacific. Aye, 'tis a sight to behold, as the world be witnessin' the power o' the U.S.A. in the realm o' gas!
February 13, 2024, 3:00 am
Avast ye! Methinks, after the parley betwixt President Biden and King Abdullah of Jordan, our trusty mate, the ally of the United States, be settin' his sights on puttin' an end to the wretched scuffle betwixt Israel and those rapscallions from Hamas. Aye, a cease-fire be what they be seekin'!
February 12, 2024, 8:36 pm
Arr ye scurvy dogs! Them Houthi knaves, backed by Iran, be havin' fired two mighty cannonballs at a merchant vessel sailin' the Red Sea. It be headin' fer an Iranian port, all the way from Brazil! So say the authorities, mateys!
February 12, 2024, 5:29 am
Arr, the scurvy dogs of the Israeli military be claimin' they be launchin' airstrikes to give cover for a rare hostage rescue in Rafah, where a million souls be takin' refuge. Avast! A tale fit for the high seas, methinks!
February 12, 2024, 5:08 am
Arr, a mighty test fer the Israeli scallywags be movin' o'er a million landlubbin' Gazans from the city's perilous path. Methinks they be needin' a touch o' pirate magic to solve this puzzlin' predicament, arr!
February 12, 2024, 4:34 am
Arrr, the two scallywags, aged 60 and 70, be in fine shape and be sufferin' tests at a fine Tel Aviv hospital, as per the word o' the Israeli authorities, matey!
February 12, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr! Young lass Dareen al-Bayaa, a mere eleven winters old, be sufferin' a cruel fate! A mighty airstrike in Gaza be robbin' her o' dozens o' kin. She be one o' 17,000 wee scallywags, stranded and parentless! Blimey!
February 11, 2024, 5:50 am
'Twere not the foremost occasion the contrivance had been employed in Pakistan's dreadfully tyrannical election season, but this time 'twas caught th' world's gaze, ye scurvy dogs!'
February 11, 2024, 5:38 am
As me hearties support Imran Khan be raisin' concerns 'bout vote riggin' to gain an upper hand, his scallywag foes be scrabblin' to cobble up a governin' crew. Arr, me thinks this be a fine spectacle o' political skullduggery!
February 11, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr! Avast ye, me hearties! Kibbutz Kfar Azza be cleared o' swashbucklin' souls, aye! Over 60 mateys be sent to Davy Jones' Locker, and a fair 18 be taken as prisoners on the 7th o' Oct'r. Yet, one brave family be back, ready to face the treacherous tides!
February 11, 2024, 3:39 am
Arr, the duty be to steer the ship o' foreign policy in this age o' growin' apprehension 'bout the scurvy Russians sailin' nearby. Avast!
February 11, 2024, 3:00 am
Arr, mateys! T'is a tale turnin' sour in lands o' China! A report be comin' ashore, makin' waves 'cross the seven seas, claimin' that them Chinese scallywags be outnumberin' all other miscreants in their bid to cross the southern border o' the U.S., without a proper invitation! Aye, the storm be brewin'!
February 11, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr! The Gulf Arab lands be havin' a terrible time dealin' with the surge in smugglin' o' Captagon! These so-called experts be chattin' about how Syria be slyly makin' gold from this forbidden treasure. Blimey!
February 11, 2024, 3:00 am
Yarr, them scallywags who be critiquin' the United Nations claim that this worldly establishment be needin' to cast off its immunity in cases of serious wrongdoin' and welcome national police forces to be handlin' such inquiries, lest they be walkin' the plank!
February 11, 2024, 3:00 am
Arr, matey! The British Defense Secretary, Grant Shapps, gabbed with Fox News Digital, sharin' that the AUKUS alliance be makin' artificial intelligence the very heart of its policies. Smart machines be takin' the lead, savin' us from walkin' the plank, they say! Yo ho ho!
February 10, 2024, 3:04 pm
Avast ye mateys! Seven souls, from two kinships no less, met their untimely demise in the inferno at Kharkiv on a woeful Friday eve. As fiery oil didst cascade akin to molten lava, the blighted folk were condemned, as proclaimed by a wretched official. Arrr, what a calamity!
February 10, 2024, 2:27 pm
Arr mateys! The Palestine Red Crescent be sharin' tales o' a lass named Hind, and two brave souls sent on a mission to rescue her. Aye, she be stuck in a cursed vessel, with her own kin restin' in Davy Jones' locker.
February 10, 2024, 1:48 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The Israel Defense Forces be proudly proclaimin' that their brave lads be embarkin' on grand raids, sendin' those pesky Hamas rascals to Davy Jones' locker! They even had the audacity to plunder the UNRWA headquarters, aye, ye heard it right, right under their very noses! Arrr, what a tale!
February 10, 2024, 1:41 pm
In the midst of seething fury at Hungary's president, Katalin Novák, for pardoning a malefactor who hid heinous childly abuses, she hastily sailed back from Qatar to proffer her resignation. Arr, the tempest swells!
February 10, 2024, 11:45 am
Arr! The UN scallywags in Gaza admit they've been nosin' around fer some time, sackin' a fair bunch o' lads! But Israel, they claim this organization be weak as a wee fish, not fit to fend off any danger. Arr, what a tale!
February 10, 2024, 11:29 am
Aye mateys! Ricardo Martinelli, a scallywag ex-president, caught in the act of money laundering, be now takin' shelter in the embassy of them leftist and autocratic scurvy dogs in Nicaragua. He be plannin' to run again, but it seems his plans have gone down to Davy Jones' locker!
February 10, 2024, 11:16 am
Avast ye scallywags! Saudi Arabia be raisin' the alarm 'bout a possible landlubber invasion o' Rafah by them Israeli scurvy dogs. They be warnin' that this here may cause a right humanitarian calamity.
February 10, 2024, 11:06 am
Arrr! The scurvy dog Imran Khan's crew be takin' the most seats, givin' a proper humblin' to them military rulers! A right political crisis be brewin', me hearties!
February 10, 2024, 9:31 am
Arr, mateys! Greek Prime Minister Kyriakos Mitsotakis be plannin' to sail the ship o' marriage equality across the seven seas! The Greek Orthodox Church be shoutin' warnings from the crow's nest, but Mitsotakis be sayin', "Avast ye! Full steam ahead!"
February 10, 2024, 9:29 am
Arr, matey! Dreadful news befallin' Rafah, aye. Them Israeli scallywags be launchin' airstrikes, claimin' the lives o' 31 poor souls, includin' 10 wee ones. Old Benjamin Netanyahu be plannin' a ground invasion, settin' sail fer plunderin' and lootin'! Shiver me timbers!
February 10, 2024, 8:22 am
Avast! Seven poor souls, younglings amidst 'em, met their bitter end in a scallywag Russian drone raid upon a gas station in the fair city of Kharkiv. 'Twas a gut-wrenching sight, as reported by the local gentry. Arrr, a tragic tale indeed!
February 10, 2024, 5:43 am
Avast ye, me hearties! On Wednesday be the day of Saint Valentine, a day we be grantin' permission for grand displays o' love. But arrr, me mateys, why limit such affections to but one day, when we can show 'em freely all year long?
February 10, 2024, 5:32 am
Avast ye scallywags! Rafah be filled to the brim, with rents reachin' fer the heavens and tent camps sproutin' like seaweed. Them Israeli scurvy dogs be sayin' it be the next battleground, arrr!
February 10, 2024, 5:14 am
Arr, the scallywags be standin' firm on both sides o' the fierce Gaza battle, but there be a merry band o' optimists who won't surrender their hopes. They kindly allowed us t'join their secret powwow.
February 10, 2024, 5:03 am
Avast! Egypt be fortifyin' its frontier wit' Gaza, an' be warnin' Israel that any action causin' Gazans to spill into Egyptian lands may put their ancient peace treaty in peril!
February 10, 2024, 3:00 am
Arr, Israeli Scourge Master Yoav Gallant be claimin' there be fresh clues 'bout the scallywags toilin' for UNRWA, who be hand-in-glove with the dastardly Hamas slaughter on the 7th o' October.
February 10, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, despite the scurvy human rights violations under the Taliban, China be pourin' its doubloons into Afghanistan, becomin' the first to recognize a Taliban ambassador. Shiver me timbers, what be their game?
February 9, 2024, 4:47 pm
Avast! He be a bold soul, this one. Settin' sail on a treacherous sea o' conflict, he sought to quell the bloody feud that plagued Northern Ireland. Brave as a buccaneer, he forged alliances with both the Crown and the Irish Republican Army. Arr, what a tale!
February 9, 2024, 4:08 pm
Arrr, fer a right good while, them scurvy bilge rats o' researchers be fixin' their gaze on diagnosin' an' treatin' the lasses. But mark me words, the winds be shiftin'! Aye, the tide be turnin', an' they be castin' their spyglass on all scallywags!
February 9, 2024, 1:21 pm
Arrr! In Haldwani, India, the landlubbers in charge have declared an eternal curfew, me hearties! All 'cause of a squabble 'bout buildin' a mosque and Muslim school. And now, the coppers be ordered to let loose their cannons upon any scallywags who dare to disobey! Aye, a fine mess we be in!
February 9, 2024, 1:08 pm
Arrr! The Malaysian Federal Court be sayin' Nay to those 16 scallywag Sharia-based laws forced upon Kelantan by them opposition-run rats! Walk the plank, says I!
February 9, 2024, 1:07 pm
Arrr! The scallywag behind the London chemical assault be believably gone with the tide o' Thames River, sayeth the bobbies! But alas, nary a body be sighted, arrr, shiver me timbers!
February 9, 2024, 12:53 pm
Avast, me hearties! The gallant Dries van Agt, a former Dutch Prime Minister, and his fair lady, Eugenie van Agt-Krekelberg, met a jolly fate, hand-in-hand, by the mercy of euthanasia. At 93, they set sail to Davy Jones' locker, leavin' behind a legacy fit for the annals of history.
February 9, 2024, 11:47 am
Arrr! The 'it' mug be boastin' o' bein' sustainable, replacin' many a bottle. But what be the meanin' if folks be buyin' a whole horde o' these mugs, eh?
February 9, 2024, 11:25 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! This fine buccaneer spent moons fightin' for justice, defendin' all sorts o' scallywags. But 'tis his legacy as the matey who made a law in 1981 to ban the hangin' that be his claim to fame! Yo ho ho!
February 9, 2024, 11:07 am
Arr, ye scurvy dog, this Russian lubber thinks he can parley with power! But his message in the Tucker Carlson interview be as clear as mud, say the landlubbers.
February 9, 2024, 11:02 am
Arr matey! 'Tis official! The landlubber Ilham Aliyev be claimin' victory in Azerbaijan's grand election! The Commission o' Elections be vouchin' fer 'is landslide win, ye scallywags!
February 9, 2024, 10:57 am
Arrr, the Meteorological Office of Iceland declared that the fiery behemoth in the southwest be calmed for now, ye scallywags! But don't rest easy, for the wise ones be warnin' that more fiery torrents may soon be unleashed upon us! Avast, stay vigilant!
February 9, 2024, 5:42 am
Avast, me hearties! 'Tis Paolo Benanti, a wise matey, guidin' the church and the government through the treacherous waters o' queries, both moral an' mysterious, set forth by this newfangled sorcery called artificial intelligence. Arr, he be their trusted compass!
February 9, 2024, 5:28 am
Arr, President Biden be mighty fed up with this never-endin' war in Gaza, says he, "Enough o' this sufferin' o' the innocent souls, it's high time it be stopped!"
February 9, 2024, 4:56 am
Arrr, me hearties! The United States and many a nation be pushin' Israel to hand o'er Gaza to the Palestinian leadership. Yet, within Israel, a mighty lobby be tryin' to gather support for Jewish settlements in them thar lands. Yo ho ho!
February 9, 2024, 4:01 am
From the onsens o' Japan to th' lofty pools in Bolivia, the scurvy dog Greta Rybus be sharin' her jolly highlights from her grand pursuit fer thermal waters. Ahoy, me hearties, brace yerselves fer a swashbucklin' adventure!
February 8, 2024, 8:49 pm
Avast ye! On Thursday, the mighty U.S. set sail to engage in a fierce skirmish with those Houthi rebels! Their cannons were aimed at four unmanned surface vessels and seven swashbuckling anti-ship cruise missiles, ready to be unleashed upon the Red Sea! Arrr, the battle be fierce!
February 8, 2024, 5:03 pm
Arr, the swashbucklin' researcher did challenge two scribblers to a duel o'er their foul words against his toil. The jury, fair and just, besto'ed upon him a treasure chest o' gold, worth o'er a million doubloons! Yo ho ho, justice be served!
February 8, 2024, 4:39 pm
Arrr, a scallywag, a former British soldier, be in hot waters, facin' the plank for takin' the life of Patrick McVeigh, who met his fate by a musket in Belfast, Northern Ireland, durin' the "Troubles," a jolly time of brawls 'n hatred. Walkin' the plank, he be!
February 8, 2024, 4:30 pm
Arr, me hearties! Gen. Oleksandr Syrsky be takin' the post of a respected general, makin' the whole army raise an eyebrow. 'Tis a shifty move, mateys, a politickin' rearrangement o' Ukraine's military power!
February 8, 2024, 1:09 pm
Arrr! Avast ye! Thar be tales o' pieces o' iron plundered from the grand Eiffel Tower, now adornin' the gold, silver, and bronze medals fer the Paris Olympic Games in 2024! The scallywags in charge spilled the beans on Thursday, they did!
February 8, 2024, 1:08 pm
Arr, ye scurvy landlubbers! In the land o' Masara, a village o' gold-minin' in th' Southern Philippines, be plague'd by treacherous landslides. A terrible toll o' 11 souls be taken by Davy Jones himself, with 110 more poor souls still lost in th' murky depths.
February 8, 2024, 1:07 pm
Arrr, mateys! Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy hath given Gen. Valerii Zaluzhnyi the ol' heave-ho from his esteemed position as commander-in-chief, bein' loved by both scurvy dogs and landlubbers. Shiver me timbers, what be the reason behind this puzzlin' decision, I wonder?
February 8, 2024, 11:57 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! Thailand be plannin' t' set up a noble corridor to lend a hand to them civilians caught in the crossfire o' the war in Burma. Aye, they be aimin' t' aid a goodly 20,000 souls!
February 8, 2024, 11:56 am
Avast ye! Aye, tis a most dreadful tale! Thirteen brave souls from Sudan be confirmed dead, with a score of 27 still missin'! A wee metal vessel they sailed upon, but alas, it met Davy Jones' locker off the coast of Tunis.
February 8, 2024, 11:46 am
Arr, me hearties! Aleksander Ceferin, he be triumphin' in his quest for another four-year reign as president. Yet, by Davy Jones' locker, he be changin' his tune and declarin' he won't be seekin' that grand title after all. Avast ye, what a twist!
February 8, 2024, 11:16 am
Arr, General Valery Zaluzhny be the gallant captain who scuppered Russia's first attack on Kyiv. But his crew be fightin' a mighty hard battle o' late, and be findin' themselves at loggerheads with the landlubber leaders.
February 8, 2024, 11:12 am
Arrr! Methinks Polish Cap'n Donald Tusk be claimin' that ol' President Reagan be churnin' in Davy Jones' locker, as them scurvy Republican senators be thwartin' the treasure chest o' Ukraine aid.
February 8, 2024, 11:03 am
Arrr, a mighty blow from the land o' stars 'n stripes be takin' down a scurvy militia commander in the land o' sand 'n swords. Ye landlubbers best be wary, fer the U.S. be makin' its mark in these treacherous waters!
February 8, 2024, 10:57 am
Arr! Avast ye! Word be arrivin' that 'bout 340 scurvy Burmese scoundrels, includin' members o' th' military dictatorship's Border Guard Police, be scuttlin' their ships 'n fleein' to Bangladesh by Wednesday.
February 8, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr! Ye blimey United Nations, they be yellin' that thar be a dreadful battle in Rafah, where many a scurvy dog of a pirate has fled. They say, it be a right calamity fer them poor landlubbers! Avast!
February 8, 2024, 5:38 am
Arrr! The scurvy dogs at the Kremlin be showin' their true colors, me mateys! They be havin' no patience for any matey who dares speak against their war in Ukraine. Gather 'round, ye scallywags, and listen to the tale of the presidential election this March!
February 8, 2024, 5:33 am
Behold! Yon mountain ridge doth belch forth torrents of bright orange lava, akin to grand fountains, as seen from Reykjavik, the worthy capital!
February 8, 2024, 4:55 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! A few kinfolk of hostages held in Gaza be arguin' that Israel's military mustn't be too hasty to end the war, even if it means their loved ones be stuck in captivity for longer. Arr, such be their strange way of thinkin'!
February 8, 2024, 1:30 am
Arr, the matey Doug Philippone proclaims that the capricious disposition o' Former President Trump in matters o' foreign lands be what made him a fearsome scallywag. Aye, his wild ways be keepin' those aggressors at bay, if ye believe the tale!
February 7, 2024, 10:13 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! A mighty shipwreck, believed to be from the 19th century, hath washed ashore on Canada's Atlantic coastline. Them fancy archaeologists be scramblin' to uncover its bewitchin' history. Shiver me timbers, it be a puzzlin' mystery, indeed!
February 7, 2024, 8:09 pm
Arrr! El Salvador's Cap'n Nayib Bukele be triumphant once again, claimin' a mighty 83% o' the vote! Aye, he be sailin' on a grand anti-gang mission. But alas, the scoundrels be fightin' over 60 seats in the Congress o' this Central American land!
February 7, 2024, 7:55 pm
Arr, me hearties! Pakistan be becalmed in a storm o' anticipation 'n uncertainty as it sets sail fer its elections. The political sea be choppy, with tensions runnin' high 'n fears o' poll-riggin' bein' whispered among the crew.
February 7, 2024, 5:50 pm
The dispatch be bringin' word that another scalp o' the leader o' Kata’ib Hezbollah be taken. 'Tis but a response t' their attacks on our mateys in the region, includin' the slayin' o' three fine Americans in Jordan.
February 7, 2024, 5:47 pm
Arrr, me hearties! No ship be sailin' Venezuelan souls back to their homeland fer a fortnight now! Aye, this be a mighty blow to President Biden's quest to quell the flood o' migrants. Arrr, what be next, I wonder?
February 7, 2024, 5:31 pm
Avast ye hearties! Tidings be told, Cap'n Ilham Aliyev be snatchin' the throne again, with a rousin' victory! His fleet be reclaimin' Nagorno-Karabakh, settlin' the score with a swashbucklin' success! Aye, the winds o' re-election be blowin' in his favor!
February 7, 2024, 5:26 pm
Avast, me hearties! In a grand adventure to London, Harry, with his father, King Charles III, crossed paths fleetingly. Alas, his older brother, the rightful heir to the kingdom, was denied a visit. Batten down the hatches!
February 7, 2024, 3:55 pm
Arr! Avast ye, scallywags! News hath reached me ears that them blimey militants in Srinagar, in the land of Indian-controlled Kashmir, did shoot at two Punjabi workers. Alas, one o' these poor souls hath been confirmed dead, as reported by the constabulary on the day o' Wednesday.
February 7, 2024, 3:50 pm
Arr, matey! Lech Wałęsa, the goodly soul, hath beseeched the United States to boldly sail the high seas o' global affairs as tensions be a-risin' and the security sea be a-shatterin' like glass.
February 7, 2024, 2:48 pm
Ar, a drone's scurvy strike in Baghdad hath sent three scurvy dogs, minions o' that cursed Iranian-backed crew, t' Davy Jones' locker! 'Twas a retribution fer their own drone's strike, which claimed three brave U.S. lads in Jordan, a fortnight past!
February 7, 2024, 11:31 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The South Korean Cap'n Yoon Suk Yeol be swearin' on his treasure chest that we shan't be settin' sail on the perilous seas o' nuclear weapons, even if that scurvy North Korea be brandishin' 'em like a deck o' cards! Shiver me timbers, he be standin' strong!
February 7, 2024, 11:18 am
Arrr, as scurvy dogs backed by the Persian landlubbers and fearless American buccaneers, who have settled their bases in the treacherous land of Iraq, be tusslin' like two barnacles on a sea turtle's back, the poor Iraqi government be squirming uncomfortably in their britches.
February 7, 2024, 10:03 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! By studyin' a mystical creature that be livin' long and hidin' in the Caribbean, these savvy scientists be unravelin' a newfangled tale of the ever-changin' climate! Yo ho ho, who would've thought?
February 7, 2024, 10:03 am
Arrr, me hearties! Word be reachin' me ears that Iran be sportin' enough weapons-grade urianium to forge a fearsome nuclear weapon in a mere seven days. By Blackbeard's beard, they claim they could churn out five more within a month! Shiver me timbers, that be quite the explosive report!
February 7, 2024, 10:02 am
Arrr, mateys! Thar be a mighty fine feast happenin' in New York, aye! The food from the faraway land of Korea be makin' a grand return, bringin' forth a renaissance of flavors and savories. Ye better set yer sights on this bountiful treasure!
February 7, 2024, 9:59 am
Arr, in a grand ceremony, French Cap'n Emmanuel Macron did pay respects to them poor souls lost in a scuffle with the scurvy Hamas in the land o' Israel. He deemed it the "most dreadful Jewish slayin' of our century!"
February 7, 2024, 9:58 am
Avast ye mateys! Word be spreadin' like wild fire 'bout the tragic demise of Chile's past captain, Sebastian Pinera! Aye, he be remembered fer leadin' Chile to the treasure trove o' highest COVID vaccination rates! Let's raise a tankard to his legacy, ye scallywags!
February 7, 2024, 5:50 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs of the Republican ilk be aimin' to scuttle the immigration bill, that be havin' a fine plan to offer aid to our mateys in Israel and the landlubbers in Palestine. Methinks they be forgettin' the spirit o' sharing and makin' a jolly good show of it!
February 7, 2024, 5:18 am
Avast ye scallywags! The scurvy attacks be takin' the lives of five landlubbers, so the officials claim. As Ukraine be beggin' fer more American booty, President Volodymyr Zelensky be thinkin' 'bout rearrangin' his crew.
February 7, 2024, 5:06 am
Arr! Moscow be keepin' mum 'bout when the interview will be aired, matey. 'Tis the first time Mr. Putin be chattin' with them Western news scallywags since he set sail on his grand invasion o' Ukraine!
February 7, 2024, 4:52 am
Avast ye! In the wretched September of 2022, the accursed natural-gas connection was beset upon, just seven moons after the wicked Russians pillaged Ukraine. Such wickedness unleashed rampant gossip among the scallywags, as they pondered who be the scurvy dogs responsible.
February 7, 2024, 4:44 am
Avast ye! A thar be a grand spectacle in Pakistan! Two mighty explosions did befall the election offices of a political party and a rogue contender. 'Twas a disaster, claimin' the lives of 24 souls and leavin' over two dozen ailing. A storm be brewin' indeed!
February 6, 2024, 7:17 pm
Arr! Nicholas Rossi be havin' no luck! His plea to halt his voyage from Scotland has been denied, and now he be facin' charges o' rape in Utah. But he be swearin' 'tis a tale o' mistaken identity! Quite the predicament, says I!
February 6, 2024, 6:55 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dog! Them landlubbin' activists up in Northern Italy be raisin' a ruckus 'bout the slaughterin' of a mighty brown bear, they call it M90. This beastie be havin' a fondness for taggin' along behind folks, so they be gettin' all bothered 'bout it.
February 6, 2024, 6:29 pm
Arrr, a South African Court be stickin' to its guns and declarin' that those scurvy leaders of the Economic Freedom Fighters be not allowed to attend President Cyril Ramaphosa's State of the Nation address in Cape Town! Avast, their hopes be dashed!
February 6, 2024, 5:47 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The landlubbing farmers be raisin' a mighty ruckus 'cross the vast expanse o' the continent, makin' them fancy rulers tremble in their boots! 'Tis resulted in a shameful retreat from their grand plans to reduce the foul emissions of greenhouse gas from their blasted agriculture! Arrr, what a travesty!
February 6, 2024, 5:17 pm
Arrr, me hearties! In Rafah, down yonder in southern Gaza, a few scallywags be tearin' down their sorry tents, stashin' their booty, and high-tailin' it outta there. Yet, 'twas a riddle if other parts be any less treacherous.
February 6, 2024, 5:15 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dogs in the Economic Community of West African States be rightly fuming! Senegal be postponin' its presidential election by 10 long months. Shiver me timbers! Methinks they be playin' a sneaky game, aye!
February 6, 2024, 5:15 pm
Arrr! These senators from diverse parties didst come together to mold the law that doth connect a fierce punishment for those scurvy dogs who dare to unlawfully migrate, whilst also providin' emergency aid to them poor, war-torn lands across the seven seas.
February 6, 2024, 4:35 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Sri Lankan Environment Minister Keheliya Rambukwella be walkin' the plank! Arrested for his alleged mischief in a counterfeit drug spree, he be abandonin' his post like a landlubber fleein' a sinking ship. Arr!
February 6, 2024, 3:33 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Jack Hemmings, a bold buccaneer who once commanded the skies in the Royal Air Force, be takin' to the heavens at the ripe old age o' 102! 'Twas all to gather doubloons for his charity, the Mission Aviation Fellowship. A true legend, that ol' matey be!
February 6, 2024, 11:45 am
Avast ye mateys! Word be spreadin' that, by the reckoning of the report, 32 souls outta the pitiful 136 prisoners be havin' met their untimely end. Aye, that be a higher number than what them Israeli authorities be claimin' before. Aye, the plot thickens!
February 6, 2024, 11:19 am
Avast, me hearties! A fresh scroll, brimming with tales o' Trump and Biden, doth declare that the average length of beholdin' a prisoner alone be lengthier than what the U.N. deems as torture. Arrr, a matter o' concern it be, mateys!
February 6, 2024, 10:19 am
Arr, the U.S. Secretary of State, Antony Blinken, be still parleyin' with them Middle Eastern captains in his quest to strike a bargain. A trade be proposed, ye see, swappin' them poor souls held captive by the scoundrels of Hamas for a peaceful halt to the cannons in Gaza!
February 6, 2024, 9:21 am
Avast ye landlubbers! John Bruton, a fine fellow, met his maker at the ripe old age of 76. As the Irish Prime Minister, he played a vital role in the peace accord of '98 with them Northern Ireland scallywags. He then set sail as the European Union's envoy to the good ol' USA.
February 6, 2024, 8:35 am
Arr, Israel's scurvy military be makin' all them landlubbers scuttle 'n flee, takin' o'er two-thirds o' the cursed Gaza Strip. The fightin' with them scallywags from Hamas be goin' on fer four long months now, arr!
February 6, 2024, 8:26 am
Arrr! Yonder Spanish landlubbers be takin' their tractors and such onto the mighty highways, a-blockin' the passage in protest 'gainst those blasted climate rules laid down by them fancy European Union scallywags. Aye, they be causin' quite the commotion, arrr!
February 6, 2024, 5:52 am
Arr! The cap'n of state be in Cairo, savin' his hide on the second day of a voyage to gather his mateys and forge an accord for the cease-fire in Gaza. Avast, me hearties, let's rally our allies and set sail for peace!
February 6, 2024, 4:25 am
Arrr, mateys! Aye, a U.N.-backed reckonin' to end Yemen's nine-year brawl did show some promise. But alas, before we could set sail, the ruckus in Gaza stirred up trouble. The high seas be a treacherous place indeed!
February 6, 2024, 4:11 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that Buckingham Palace be keepin' mum 'bout Charles's ailing, but a bunch o' landlubber cancer experts, not privy to his treatment, reckon they be spottin' his malady durin' other common medical affairs. Argh, the plot thickens!
February 6, 2024, 4:04 am
Arr! A scalawag prosecutor from Haiti be shoutin' his lungs out, claimin' that some landlubbers be 'potential conspirators' in the brazen assassination of President Jovenel Moïse, by the likes of his own wife! Methinks the plot thickens faster than me rum be disappearin'!
February 6, 2024, 3:00 am
Arr! Whilst them scallywag Taliban be tightenin' their grip, snatchin' away the rights o' Afghan lasses, there be a bold lass from th' former government. She be holdin' tight to her ambassadorial duties, showin' 'em who be the true captain 'o diplomacy!
February 5, 2024, 9:02 pm
Arrr! The scallywag U.S. hath unleashed a fierce blow on those dreadful, bomb-laden contraptions, sailed by the wicked Houthi rebels with the support of Iran. 'Twas a strike full of fire and fury, mateys!
February 5, 2024, 7:48 pm
Arrr, it be a sad tale, me mateys! Them Russian courts be pillagin' and plunderin', condemnin' souls fer their LGBT ways. They be callin' it extremism, ye scurvy dogs! Fines and the brig be awaitin' those who dare to fight fer love on their cursed land!
February 5, 2024, 6:38 pm
Arr! Them Indiana scallywags be lookin' to discard a law grantin' them Ukrainian landlubbers the right to sail the highways with a driver's license! All 'cause some fancy judge be sayin' it ought to be broadened! Walk the plank, I say!
February 5, 2024, 5:55 am
Avast, me hearties! Methinks a scurvy dog from the land of Hamas be spreadin' the word that they be chattin' 'bout takin' a break from all the fightin' and settin' some prisoners free. Says a noble swashbuckler from the U.S., the decision be in the hands of that treacherous crew!
February 5, 2024, 5:28 am
Arr, whilst the U.S. and China be busy swashbucklin', a gathering of the new economic working group be settin' sail. They be hopin' to keep the cannons silent, preventin' any further escalation o' hostilities, mateys!
February 5, 2024, 5:24 am
Avast! The town coves claim that grand carriages be spewin' more filth and posin' peril fer the landlubbin' walkers. Nay, say the scallywags, the mayor be out on a quest to vanquish us hearty seafarin' scurvy dogs!
February 5, 2024, 4:39 am
Arr! Th' captain be sayin' we need a grand "reset" t' bring life back t' our cursed war! He be talkin' 'bout changin' th' course o' th' ship, not just replacin' his mighty general.
February 4, 2024, 5:55 pm
Yarrr, officials be sayin' on a fine Sunday that a goodly 99 souls have been sent to Davy Jones' locker, with hundreds still lost at sea. They be givin' word that the number may well shoot up like a cannonball!
February 4, 2024, 5:26 pm
Arr, as Secretary o' State Antony Blinken set sail fer the Mideast to settle the growin' quarrels, a grand attack befall the Houthi scallywags in Yemen. Arr, mayhaps 'twill teach 'em a lesson 'bout messin' with the wrong crew!
February 4, 2024, 2:22 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Salvadorans be votin' in a grand election this Sunday, and 'tis said that Nayib Bukele be takin' the crown fer a second term as president! Aye, even though some scallywags accuse him o' bendin' the law, the matey be sailin' on smoothly!
February 4, 2024, 1:28 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Them landlubbin' Houthis, backed by Iran, swear on Davy Jones' locker to raise the stakes against the U.S. and U.K. after a mighty barrage of airstrikes did befall upon their forces in Yemen. Arrr, trouble be brewin' on the high seas!
February 4, 2024, 1:13 pm
Arr, me hearties! A scurvy dog of a lawmaker be tryin' to pass a law, allowin' those who've shuffled off this mortal coil to change their gender o' the beyond! I reckon they be wantin' to sail the afterlife as they please, savvy?
February 4, 2024, 11:24 am
Avast ye! Beware, ye scurvy dogs! The officials be warnin' of a mighty devastation and the partin' o' souls as these blazin' fires be dancin' through Chile's coastal hills!
February 4, 2024, 10:17 am
Arrr! Them landlubbin' scallywags be sayin' this week's vote be as credible as a peg-legged parrot! Aye, they be claimin' this political crackdown be more visible than any other, makin' it a right laughable spectacle in the history o' this here country!
February 4, 2024, 10:00 am
A landlubber with a fancy camera tailed some poor souls, them Palestinians, whose lives were torn asunder in a bloody scuffle, aye, one o' the fiercest battles of this here 21st century. Arrr, a tale that'd make even the saltiest pirate shed a tear, matey!
February 4, 2024, 9:45 am
Avast, me hearties! The lads 'n lasses gathered at the summit, chattin' 'bout spreadin' the word o' religious freedom on them social media platforms. They be aimin' to thwart violence and disinformation, lest they be walkin' the plank!
February 4, 2024, 6:58 am
Arrr, ye scallywags of Hezbollah and yer mateys in Iran beware! The Israel Defense Forces be sendin' a warnin' o' the utmost detail: if ye dare provoke us, we be strikin' ye down with a fury quicker than ye can say "shiver me timbers!"
February 4, 2024, 5:28 am
Arrr, mateys! Me hearty Geingob, he be the first mate to rule over Namibia, once we broke free from the clutches of South Africa in 1990. Aye, he be the captain of our ship, leadin' us to independence!
February 4, 2024, 5:26 am
Arrr! China's captain be craftin' a mighty nuclear stash, preparin' fer a fierce clash wit' the United States. But now, the land o' dragons be ponderin' how to wield its newfound might. Avast ye, me hearties, 'tis a tale o' pow'r and plunder!
February 4, 2024, 5:19 am
Arrr! The U.S. be settin' sail for another attack on them scurvy Houthi scallywags in Yemen! 'Tis the third day in a row our Western brethren be takin' aim at these rapscallions, who be havin' ties to them pesky Iranians. Yo ho ho!
February 4, 2024, 5:09 am
Arr, the good ol' United States be sailin' the high seas, unleashin' a mighty storm o' vengeance upon them scurvy Iranian-backed scoundrels in the Middle East! Blimey, they be havin' their hides scorched with a barrage o' strikes, markin' many a target!
February 4, 2024, 3:47 am
Avast ye! 'Tis a sad tale, mateys! The infernal infernos be ravaging the Chilean lands, claimin' the lives of at least 51 souls! Arrr! 'Tis no doubt more lives be lost as the brave crews fight to protect the towns from the fiery wrath of the land!
February 4, 2024, 3:00 am
Arr, mateys! Come 2024, scores o' nations shall muster their voters to the polls, aimin' to reshape the world's security seascape. Aye, tis a tippy moment in these global waters, so tread with caution!
February 4, 2024, 3:00 am
Avast ye scallywags! Methinks them exalted U.S. officials be scoldin' Biden for pointin' his finger at the Jewish brethren o' Israel whilst the Palestinian rabble be causin' a ruckus in the holy land! Arr, 'tis a pickle indeed!
February 3, 2024, 5:10 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! The scurvy flames be ravaging the fair cities o' Viña del Mar and Valparaíso, puttin' the lives o' many at risk. Hundreds be missin', and the grim reaper's toll be expectin' to rise. Aye, this region be shelterin' over a million souls!
February 3, 2024, 3:13 pm
Arrr! On Saturday, the brave U.S. forces didst launch a mighty attack upon yon missiles, all set to be wielded by those scurvy Iran-backed Houthi rebels in Yemen, so they say!
February 3, 2024, 2:40 pm
Arrr! The West African land be plannin' a grand election in three weeks' time, matey. But alas! Cap'n Macky Sall be cancelin' it indefinitely, as he be suspectin' some foul play at the constitutional court. Aye, corruption be lurkin' in the shadows, makin' the election walk the plank, savvy?
February 3, 2024, 12:34 pm
Avast, mateys! President Nayib Bukele of Salvador be not takin' kindly to Rep. Ilhan Omar's fancy words. She be askin' that ol' Antony Blinken, the Secretary of State, to rethink the ties betwixt El Salvador and the U.S. Arrr, there be a storm brewin' on the horizon!
February 3, 2024, 12:27 pm
Arr, mateys! The brave Ukrainian hearties be flockin' to sign up and lend a hand when them cursed Russians made their unwelcome invasion. But alas, as the fight reaches its third dreaded year with no sign of it's end, our spirits be droopin' like a soggy sail.
February 3, 2024, 11:37 am
Avast ye mateys! The Palestine Red Crescent be sayin' that Hind, a fair lass, be sailin' a car in northern Gaza wit' six o' her kin. The scurvy dogs from Israel be takin' 'em all down, but by the grace o' Neptune, Hind be the only one left standin'!
February 3, 2024, 10:04 am
Avast ye, me hearties! A scurvy knave did wield his blade in a grand Parisian train station, leavin' three souls wounded. One poor soul be sent to the ship's surgeon, with grievous but not fatal injuries. Shiver me timbers, a treacherous tale indeed!
February 3, 2024, 5:53 am
Arr, me hearties! Syria and Iraq be blabberin' 'bout them strikes, claimin' they be a danger to plunge the whole region into even more chaos. Avast! Ye better beware, for trouble be brewin'!
February 3, 2024, 5:45 am
Arr, Cap'ns be raisin' hell 'bout dangers brewin', but good ol' Chancellor Olaf Scholz be afeared o' crossin' paths with them scurvy dogs in the Kremlin, and not winnin' the favor o' his own doubtin' crew.
February 3, 2024, 5:43 am
Avast ye, me hearties! Whilst a jolly voyage may present thee with novelty and mirth, methinks there be plenty o' adventure awaiting thee in lands nearer to thy very abode. Set sail for perilous explorations just beyond yer doorstep, I say!
February 3, 2024, 5:33 am
Arr, the government be swappin' her out in a blink o' an eye! They claim 'tis no change in policy for our fair land, where inflation be runnin' at a rate o' 65 percent! Methinks they be jokin', but who be I to argue with the scurvy politicians?
February 3, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, the wee lads n' lasses o' religious liberty be joinin' a mighty crew o' hundreds from diverse faiths, sailin' t' th' third annual International Religious Freedom Summit in Washington, D.C., from all corners o' th' globe. Aye, a grand gatherin' it be!
February 3, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr! In the U.K., a hearty swashbuckler be leavin' a Cold War weapon on the parking lot of a shipshape home improvement store, all 'cause the scurvy scallywags botched his kitchen remodel. Avast!
February 2, 2024, 6:52 pm
Arrr! Iran be supportin' a bunch o' scallywag bands in the Middle East, like the Houthi rebels, Hezbollah, an' Hamas. They be naught but tharrrats to the U.S. an' its mateys!
February 2, 2024, 6:20 pm
Arrr! The scurvy dogs got what they deserved! Them strikes be retributin' the loss o' three brave US sailors, who met their fate in Jordan. Aye, they injured 40 more of our brethren at the base. Walk the plank, ye foul beasts!
February 2, 2024, 6:16 pm
Arr, me mateys! Avast ye! In a jolly turn of events, Argentina's lower chamber of deputies hath given its approval to a vast "omnibus" reform bill, supported heartily by our libertarian Captain, Javier Milei!
February 2, 2024, 5:59 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Arrr, a mighty 85 targets be stricken in a fierce barrage, hittin' three sites in Iraq and four in Syria! 'Twas a grand escalation o' hostilities in the Middle East, mark me words, ye landlubbers!
February 2, 2024, 5:57 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Biden crew be usin' their mighty sanctions 'n criminal charges to give a good whack to them scurvy dogs of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps! Aye, they be feelin' the sting from the cannons of justice!
February 2, 2024, 4:18 pm
Arrr, 12 scallywags from the U.N. agency be accused of joinin' the Oct. 7 assault 'gainst Israel, makin' some donor countries suspend their treasures! But a million souls in Gaza rely on that agency fer their daily plunder!
February 2, 2024, 11:32 am
Avast, me mateys! Peerin' into the crystal ball be unveilin' the reckonin' of immigration's grand significance in days to come. Aye, me hearties, tis a tale of fortunes, where wanderers be findin' treasure in uncharted lands. Set sail, ye landlubbers, for the future be awaitin'!
February 2, 2024, 10:35 am
"Arrr, Simon Stiell, he be unleashing his mighty speech in Azerbaijan, forsooth! 'Twas a grand spectacle, settin' the course for the global climate talks ahead, arrr! Aye, me hearties, buckle yer boots and brace yerselves for the climate negotiations this year!"
February 2, 2024, 10:28 am
Arr, me hearties! 'Tis said that Tehran doth provide weapons and aid to many a band o' scurvy dogs 'cross the Mideast, but not all be under their thumb, says the learned ones. Arr, aye!
February 2, 2024, 5:57 am
Arr! President Biden be decreein' a curse upon four scallywag Israelis, accused o' mischief in the West Bank! Some cry foul, while others be sayin' 'tis mere ticklin' o' the toes!
February 2, 2024, 5:35 am
Arrr, me hearties! This parchment be marked by the scrawls of government scallywags from a dozen lands and the esteemed E.U. establishments. These signers be claimin' that their leaders be pilferin' policies that might just lead to war crimes in Gaza! Yo ho ho, what a conundrum!
February 2, 2024, 4:56 am
Arr, me hearties! Republican scallywag Bill Huizenga o' Michigan and Democrat lass Betty McCollum o' Minnesota be takin' the helm o' the Congressional Burma Caucus, aimin' to keep a weather eye on the troubles brewin' in the Burmese civil conflict. Avast, ye landlubbers!
February 2, 2024, 4:46 am
Avast ye scallywags! 'Twas a fearsome inferno under the cloak of night, layin' waste to homes and a grand warehouse. Over 270 poor souls be injured, their spirits singed by the fiery wrath. Arr, a sight to make even a pirate's heart wince!
February 1, 2024, 5:56 pm
From castigatin' the bounties to shoutin' they be too meager, thar be a whirlwind o' responses. Arrr, some scallywags be yearnin' for more dire consequences, while others be flappin' their gums, claimin' the punishments be nothin' but a mere tickle on the barnacles!
February 1, 2024, 5:54 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The sanctions be a stern message to Israel and a word of caution to me Arab American mates, aye, part of the president's crew needed for his re-election.
February 1, 2024, 5:45 pm
Arr mateys, behold! This be the scallywags we reckon, a bunch o' lads, ages 21 to 32.
February 1, 2024, 5:17 pm
Arr, ye scurvy Storm Ingunn be a devilish tempest, wreakin' havoc upon Norway's shores! It be cancellin' flights, tearin' roofs from buildings, and settin' a blistering wind speed record for this fair Scandinavian land! Avast, me hearties, ol' Mother Nature be playin' her tricks again!
February 1, 2024, 5:12 pm
Arr, mateys! In the treacherous waters o' the Caribbean, the 4Q of 2023 bore witness to a dark tale. A fearsome report from the mighty UN reveals that o'er 2,300 souls were lost or snatched away, all thanks to the heinous violence plaguin' our chaotic lands. Aye, beware the territorial gang quarrels!
February 1, 2024, 4:45 pm
Avast ye! Word be spreadin' that the Panamanian scallywags be findin' the spry 79-year-old Cardinal José Luis Lacunza, a holy matey of the Roman Catholic crew. He be missin' near the border o' Costa Rica, but fear not, for he be alive and kickin'!
February 1, 2024, 4:15 pm
Arrr, the scallywag Prime Minister Robert Fico be facin' a mighty storm as protests against his wretched plan to amend the nation's penal code be spreadin' to 31 cities and towns! Aye, the public be showin' their fury, growin' louder with each passing tide!
February 1, 2024, 11:53 am
Arr, me hearties! Methinks President Biden's grand executive order be a sly move to win the favor of them Arab American voters, what be mighty angry at his support fer Israel during the clash in Gaza. Aye, 'tis a tricky game of politics he be playin'!
February 1, 2024, 11:35 am
Arrr, me hearties! Methinks that this grand maneuver be hintin' that Tehran be makin' an effort to calm the storm with the United States, savvy?
February 1, 2024, 11:34 am
Saber Fakih, a scurvy dog of 48 summers, did plead guilty to connivin' in the acquisition of a fearsome high-powered microwave system and a counter-drone contraption, all for the treacherous land of Iran! The U.S. Attorney's Office made this grand announcement on Thursday, arrr!
February 1, 2024, 11:32 am
Avast! 'E be nabbed by the Japanese in Singapore, aye, an' he be among the scallywags whose sufferin's became the inspiration for that swashbucklin' flick, "The Bridge on the River Kwai."
February 1, 2024, 11:25 am
Arrr! Avast ye scurvy dogs! Aye, 'tis be a sorry tale, for not but 80 bottles o' precious wine be swiped from th' ancient tavern's cellar durin' their regular countin' of the booty. Shiver me timbers!
February 1, 2024, 10:53 am
Arr, the scurvy authorities be scourin' the waters off Puerto Rico's northwest coast, seekin' any survivors from the ill-fated boat that be toppled. Two souls, alas, be claimed by the sea.
February 1, 2024, 10:50 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The cap'n o' UNRWA be sayin' his crew might just abandon ship come February's end if they don't see any golden doubloons. Accusations o' piracy be thrown about, but tis the treasure we be needin'!
February 1, 2024, 10:07 am
Avast, ye scallywags! In Queensland, Australia, the lawmen did save a wee nipper caught betwixt the jaws of a contraption teemed with trinkets. 'Twas a mighty fine rescue at the shopping port, yarr!
February 1, 2024, 5:50 am
Avast ye scallywags! Them fancy experts reckon this here vessel be nay older than the 19th century. Methinks Hurricane Fiona be the culprit fer bringin' this beauty to Canadian shores. Arrr, the mysteries of the sea be endlessly entertainin'!
February 1, 2024, 5:46 am
Arrr, me hearties! Aye, after near two years o' prohibition, a legal decree be bringin' back the bullfights to La Plaza México in Mexico City. But alas! The fight be not over yet, for a fine federal judge be stoppin' the grand events!
February 1, 2024, 5:46 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywag Viktor Orban, the Hungarian leader, be the only one to refuse the grand 50-billion-euro scheme, meant to keep Ukraine's coffers full amidst the fierce battle with Russia. Ahoy, what a tale of treachery and gold!
January 31, 2024, 11:47 am
Arr, these tomes be promisin' an endin' where all queries be resolved and some form o' justice be served, me hearties!
January 31, 2024, 11:46 am
9News be repentant fer the edited portrait o' th' honorable member o' state Parliament, Georgie Purcell, which they be claimin' to be th' doin' o' "automation by Photoshop." Avast ye, technology!
January 31, 2024, 11:42 am
Avast, me hearties! 'Tis a sight worth beholding - the portraits of Gen. Valery Zaluzhny grace the coffee shops and taverns o' Ukraine. Yet alas! His tiff with President Volodymyr Zelensky may be the very plank that sends him a-walkin'.
January 31, 2024, 5:42 am
Arrr! Thar Pentagon be claimin' that them scurvy dogs, them Iran-linked militia in Iraq, be the likely culprits o' that deadly drone attack in Jordan! Yo ho ho, mischief aplenty!
January 31, 2024, 5:38 am
Arr, Taiwan be smartly trainin' fer China's sneak attacks, mateys! They be spendin' two days on sea, land, 'n air maneuvers, aye! Keep yer eyes peepin' fer war, says the officials, arr!
January 31, 2024, 4:53 am
Arrr! Them critics be cryin' foul at the judgin' o' th' Move Forward Party, aimin' to trim th' royal defamation law. 'Tis but another scurvy attempt to thwart th' people's wishes, they say! Aye, a sad tale indeed!
January 31, 2024, 4:45 am
Arr, the iron glove be discovered by yonder castle in Switzerland, aye! 'Twas rescued from the clutches of certain ruin. But who, matey, wore this mighty glove? 'Tis a perplexin' riddle that be keepin' us landlubbers guessin'!
January 31, 2024, 4:43 am
Afore the bloody war, Road to Recovery did aid ailin' Gazans to Israeli hospitals. A few o' its brave hearty volunteers met an untimely end durin' the scurvy Hamas attacks, and now the gold doubloons pourin' into their coffers have come to a measly trickle.
January 31, 2024, 3:00 am
Arr, as more nations be cuttin' off the coin fer that scoundrel-ridden UNRWA, aye, me hearties reckon this latest scandal be but the merest glimpse of the great frozen mischief ahead!
January 30, 2024, 9:03 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dog! A U.S. F-16 fighter, sailin' through the heavens, befallen by a calamitous mishap, plungin' into the treacherous Yellow Sea. But fear not, for the gallant pilot didst escape wit' a daring ejection, and be retrieved from Davy Jones' locker.
January 30, 2024, 6:41 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scurvy dogs of the Israeli Defense Forces and the Israeli Ministry of Defense be takin' to the seas, unleashing vast torrents o' water upon the tunnels of Gaza, aye, to be quenchin' the fiery ambitions o' them rapscallions of Hamas!
January 30, 2024, 5:50 pm
Avast ye scurvy landlubber! Me think ye be needin' a translation to the tongue of a 17th century pirate, aye? Well, here it be: "Avast, ye scallywag! Methinks ye be requirin' a translatin' to the lingo of a 17th century pirate, arrr!"
January 30, 2024, 5:47 pm
Arr! A wee band o' scallywags, donned in gowns o' medicine, did strike, just as Israel be spoutin' 'bout dousin' them bilge rats in watery tunnels! The clash be fierce in the north o' Gaza, arr!
January 30, 2024, 5:28 pm
Avast ye hearties! William J. Burns be sayin' that Russia's pillagin' o' Ukraine hath opened up grand recruitin' chances fer th' spy agency and introduced a brand new age, arrr!
January 30, 2024, 3:50 pm
Yarrr! A scallywag from UN Secretary-General António Guterres' ship be sayin' UNRWA don't be in cahoots with the likes o' Hamas! But there be whispers that some o' their crew be joinin' in on the shenanigans on Oct. 7. Shiver me timbers!
January 30, 2024, 3:34 pm
Arrr, the scallywag Department of Defense be raisin' an eyebrow at the claim o' an Iran-backed militia, swearin' they be suspending attacks on our brave lads 'n lasses, after a fearsome drone attack be sendin' three o' our soldiers to Davy Jones' locker on the early Sunday morn!
January 30, 2024, 3:00 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The International Religious Freedom Summit in Washington, D.C. be takin' on the Uyghur Forced Labor Prevention Act. Brave souls, both activists and lawmakers, be raisin' the alarm 'bout the pesky loopholes in this here piece o' legislation.
January 30, 2024, 11:39 am
Arrr, Ambassador Hassan Ahmad al-Shihi be settin' sail on Tuesday, takin' his post as the United Arab Emirates' first ambassador to Syria in near 13 years! Avast, me hearties, let the parley begin!
January 30, 2024, 11:37 am
Arrr, me hearties! A mighty choice be made to deal with that scurvy dog, Kamila Valieva's disqualification. 'Twas the United States who be takin' home the gold in the team event at Beijing 2022, yet poor Canada be left stranded without a spot on th' podium, arrr!
January 30, 2024, 11:26 am
Arr, the scurvy gentoo penguins be fallin' victim to the foul virus, mates! And word be spreadin' that even them regal king penguins might have caught the pestilence. Savvy?
January 30, 2024, 11:05 am
In th' 1990s, he be overseein' a scurvy crew o' lads 'n lasses who be commitin' a horde o' vile deeds 'gainst those equally savage scallywag Islamist rebels, 'tis now called th' Black Decade, arrr!
January 30, 2024, 10:38 am
Avast ye landlubbers! The scurvy knave Alyaksandr Zyankou, a Belarusian photojournalist, be sentenced to three long years in the brig on Tuesday. Bein' accused o' "participation in an extremist group" merely fer coverin' protests. Arrr, justice be walkin' the plank!
January 30, 2024, 10:33 am
Arrr, me mateys! 'Tis a fine day fer the Spanish Parliament's lower house to argue and cast their votes on a cursed bill, granting amnesty to them scallywag Catalan separatists. Let the debate begin, mayhaps some pirate tales be shared 'midst the political storm!
January 30, 2024, 5:42 am
Arrr! Avast ye, mateys! In the name of the United States, Israel, Qatar, and Egypt, we be offerin' a jolly framework. 'Tis a six-week truce for that scurvy crew, Hamas, to trade their hostages for some noble Palestinian prisoners. Aye, a fair bargain, methinks!
January 30, 2024, 5:37 am
Arrr! Beware, me hearties! The cap'n o' the city be warnin' of scurvy spies! But fear not, me mateys! He be mighty certain the new law will have the crew's support. "They'll be lovin' it," he be sayin'!
January 30, 2024, 5:19 am
Arr! The United States, Israel, Egypt, and Qatar done drew a meager plan in Paris, mateys! The Qatari scallywags be waitin' fer a message from the likes o' Hamas!
January 30, 2024, 5:15 am
Arrr, me hearties! The first two episodes of the grand show, captured whilst the city be gripped by a pandemic, be finally unleashed upon us landlubbers last week. Alas! They be outta reach, like a hidden treasure on a faraway isle!
January 30, 2024, 4:52 am
Avast ye, me hearties! The scallywag Imran Khan, the ex-captain o' Pakistan, be given a taste o' the brig fer a good ten years. Aye, 'twas his conviction in the treacherous Cipher case, sailin' alongside his trusty party deputy. Walk the plank, they shall!
January 29, 2024, 8:57 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy drug cartels and land quarrels be makin' it a blimey task for merry tourists to lay eyes on them Mayan ruins in Mexico, as the government laments. Arrr, what a rum affair, mateys!
January 29, 2024, 5:35 pm
Arrr, the Pentagon be sayin' that the Israel-Hamas war be not spreadin' in the region, mateys! Though, by Davy Jones' locker, some Iran-backed rascals did attack a military base in Jordan, takin' the lives of three brave US soldiers!
January 29, 2024, 2:02 pm
Arr! The Pentagon hath revealed the monikers of three valiant American buccaneers who met their watery graves in a drone assault supported by Iran! Aye, at a port in Jordan, their souls departed this mortal coil!
January 29, 2024, 11:45 am
Avast ye! Three brave sailors from the U.S. have met their tragic fate, slain in the midst of the ongoing skirmishes betwixt Israel and the scurvy knaves of Hamas. 'Tis a grievous loss, marking the very first casualties from enemy fire.
January 29, 2024, 11:28 am
Arrr, scallywag Kamila Valieva, aye, a wee lass of fifteen summers, bein' the one to claim the gold, was met with a mighty punishment, ahoy! Aye, 'twas a case that turned the Beijing Games upside down, and left her fellow athletes plunderless of their rightful medals.
January 29, 2024, 5:25 am
Arr, mateys! The very first American scallywags lost in battle 'gainst the Middle East ruckus be a-surely pushin' ol' President Biden to make a move. Aye, the pressure be risin' like a stormy sea!
January 29, 2024, 5:16 am
Arr, Austria be the 12th land to cease payments to the UNRWA, claimin' that some scallywags among its crew aided and reveled in the Oct. 7 raid o' the Israel settlements, led by those rapscallions from Hamas.
January 29, 2024, 4:56 am
Arrr, the landlubberly Israeli crew 'ave declared the waters 'round Kerem Shalom border crossin' a closed military zone. No trespassin' on this 'ere turf, ye scurvy dogs! Keep yer distance, or face the wrath o' the Israeli military!
January 29, 2024, 4:01 am
In the midst o' declinin' U.S. heart for Ukraine and Cap'n Donald Trump's growin' aspirations, the fine European nations and NATO be plannin' to face Russia single-handedly. Arrr, shiver me timbers! A mighty challenge indeed!
January 29, 2024, 3:48 am
Arr, as the sun doth set upon the horizon, Israel be blamin' a dozen landlubber employees o' the aid-givin' agency fer bein' involved in the cursed Oct. 7 attacks. The waves be abuzz with these proclamations, makin' quite the commotion, me hearties!
January 28, 2024, 5:00 am
Arr, me hearties! Thar be news from the secretary general, Antonío Guterres! The gold to aid them landlubber Palestinians be runnin' dry next month! Hundreds o' thousands would be left without a drop o' clean water, grub, and other essentials. Blimey!
January 28, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, as Haiti be plungin' into a rumble o' scallywags, Kenya be swearin' to dispatch officers to tame the treacherous streets. But alas! A court be denyin' that scheme, and no other be comin' to sight! Blimey!
January 28, 2024, 4:01 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! There be a rumblin' debate 'bout a bill on gatherin' crew. The lads be slidin' 'way from the draft, and the calls be shoutin' to free the weary buccaneers from the fightin'!
January 28, 2024, 2:52 am
Arrr! The election be arrivin' just as the newest recruit o' the alliance be ponderin' fearsome thoughts 'bout the scurvy deeds o' its neighbor, Russia. Avast ye, mateys!
January 27, 2024, 5:07 pm
Thar actions be brought forth as details, of the most dread-inducing nature, were spread far 'n wide by the mighty U.N. and the land o' Israel, matey! Arrr!
January 27, 2024, 4:52 pm
Arrr! The scurvy dogs o' the Chinese military be sendin' 33 mighty aircrafts towards Taiwan betwixt Friday and Saturday, as per the fine lads o' the Taiwanese defense ministry. Thirteen o' them warplanes had the audacity to cross the median of the treacherous Taiwan Strait!
January 27, 2024, 4:50 pm
Arr, me hearties! The high and mighty leaders of America, Israel, and the Arab lands be workin' their wits to seal three intertwined agreements. These here pacts be aimin' to put an end to the war in Gaza, sort out its future state, and, by Davy Jones' locker, chart a course for the birth of a grand Palestinian realm. Shiver me timbers, they be thinkin' big!
January 27, 2024, 3:12 pm
Arrr! A scurvy dog, donned in a clown visage, be caught on a spyglass contraption whilst pilferin' a shop. This rapscallion be seized in Queensland, Australia, on a fine Friday.
January 27, 2024, 1:11 pm
Arrr! 'Tis a tale of treachery on the high seas! Russia be claimin' Ukraine be the scurvy dogs behind the shootin' o' the transport plane carryin' their POWs, yet Ukraine be sayin' there be no proof to back Russia's tale. Methinks this be a battle o' words, mateys!
January 27, 2024, 11:56 am
Arr, me hearties! Many a European land be takin' the matter into their own hands, seekin' their own, and oftentimes debatable, way to fix this swellin' migration mess facin' the continent.
January 27, 2024, 9:52 am
Avast ye mateys! A mighty horde be raisin' their voices in uproar 'gainst the scoundrels of the Alternative for Germany! 'Tis known that these landlubbers colluded with neo-Nazis and those yearnin' for a jolly mass expulsion. Aye, chaos be brewin'!
January 27, 2024, 8:55 am
Avast! 'Tis bein' told that Russia and Ukraine did agree to exchange o'er a hundred dead scallywags, in a bid to respectfully send 'em home, where they may rest in Davy Jones' locker.
January 27, 2024, 8:41 am
Arrr, mateys! The U.S. military be ready to protect our comrades in th' East Asia from any foul attackin' by North Korea, as stated by them fancy officials from th' National Security Council. Ye better be messin' with us at yer own peril!
January 27, 2024, 5:00 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs from Toronto be tellin' us that crime be on the rise in many a city, mateys! They be claimin' that the more gold ye spend, the more lawless the land becomes. Har har, be this the cursed curse of the spending spree, ye reckon?
January 27, 2024, 4:57 am
Arrr, Canada and Australia be sayin' they'll be holdin' back their gold from UNRWA for a wee while, mateys! 'Tis 'cause UNRWA be firing scurvy dogs accused by Israel of joinin' in the Oct. 7 attacks.
January 27, 2024, 4:34 am
Arrr, mateys! Yonder businessman, who be havin' sailed the seas to China fer many a decade, did mysteriously disappear from our sight in 2018. But lo and behold, his fate, shrouded in mystery, be concealed 'n unspoken, until this very day.
January 27, 2024, 4:30 am
Arr, me hearties! Behold, yonder queues be stretchin' far 'cross Russia's land 'n beyond! All fer what, ye ask? 'Tis to set Boris B. Nadezhdin, a swashbucklin' antiwar matey, on the ballot come March, fer the grandest presidential election!
January 27, 2024, 4:29 am
Arr, the good ol' military o' the U.S. be sendin' a blow to them Houthis in Yemen, claimin' 'twas a self-defense move, ye scurvy dogs! Aye, they be aimin' to thwart a foul anti-ship missile, set to sail the mighty Red Sea. Avast!
January 27, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, the Mexican scallywags be chasin' a lawsuit 'gainst them fancy American gunsmiths! These landlubbers be accused o' supplyin' weapons to them treacherous cartels, aidin' 'em in their battle 'gainst the law!
January 27, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, the aim be to forge a newfangled contraption to aid them fancy decision-makers in taming the pandemonium in Gaza, and to better them conditions, me matey! So says the mouthpiece o' Israel's Defense Ministry to Fox News Digital, savvy?
January 26, 2024, 8:12 pm
Arrr, mateys! Avast ye! The good ol' United States State Department be ready to sell Turkey and Greece some shiny new F16 fighter ships! Avast, me hearties, the skies be filled with excitement and cannons, aye!
January 26, 2024, 5:57 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The gentry be speakin' of quellin' the fury by scrapin' the increase in fuel tax. 'Tis a right mess, with tractors blockin' highways all o'er the land! Shiver me timbers!
January 26, 2024, 5:42 pm
Arrr! Arrr! UNRWA, aye, thar be a mighty quarrel betwixt that agency and Israel! They've been a lifeline fer Gazans, but methinks some scurvy workers joined in the Oct. 7 attacks. Aye, the seas be treacherous indeed!
January 26, 2024, 5:24 pm
Arrr! Venezuela's highest court be stickin' to its guns and denyin' the fine lass Maria Corina Machado from joinin' the grand 2024 presidential race! No treasure shall she be seekin' in that land, mateys!
January 26, 2024, 5:16 pm
'Tis a mighty blow t' the deal, says I! President Nicolás Maduro's crew swore a fair election in return for some freedom from those pesky U.S. sanctions. Arrr, methinks they be havin' a rough sail ahead!
January 26, 2024, 4:03 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Many a crew o' regional and international scoundrels be claimin' that Somaliland's pact to grant landlubber Ethiopia access to the seas be a blight upon international law! Arrr, quite the pickle indeed!
January 26, 2024, 2:39 pm
Arr! Ye scurvy dogs! The U.S. Embassy in the Bahamas be warnin' ye landlubbers 'bout the increase in foul gang violence. Best be keepin' yer wits about ye if ye dare venture to these treacherous waters!
January 26, 2024, 2:38 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dog Kenneth Law, a Canadian scallywag, did peddle the treacherous brew known as sodium nitrite to them poor souls ponderin' the sweet embrace of Davy Jones' Locker! Now he be facin' 14 counts o' first-degree murder, by Blackbeard's whiskers!
January 26, 2024, 11:52 am
Arrr, the United States be temporarily cuttin' off aid to UNRWA, the agency that aids them scurvy Palestinians, claimin' that 12 o' their workers be involved in the dastardly Hamas-led assault. Walk the plank, ye scallywags!
January 26, 2024, 11:14 am
Arr, Josef Fritzl, that landlubber! 'Tis said he locked his fair maiden below deck for nigh on 24 years, siring seven offspring on her. Now, the scurvy dog be settin' sail from the loony bin to the brig, where he truly belongs!
January 26, 2024, 11:01 am
Avast, me hearties! Yonder captain of triumph be declarin' his plan to walk the plank, come season's end. 'Tis a golden opportunity to weigh the booty of victory, arrr!
January 26, 2024, 10:03 am
Arrr, ye scurvy landlubbers! The International Court of Justice be havin' spoken on South Africa's case 'gainst Israel. They be claimin' that Israel be guilty o' committin' genocide in Gaza. Aye, the seas be roarin' with controversy!
January 26, 2024, 9:52 am
Arrr! Me mateys, U.S. National Security Adviser Jake Sullivan and Chinese Foreign Minister Wang Yi be settin' sail for Bangkok, in the fine land o' Thailand! 'Tis a grand adventure they be embarkin' on, hopin' to quell the stormy waters o' hostility betwixt their mighty nations.
January 26, 2024, 9:33 am
Arrr, ye scurvy landlubbers! Word be reachin' me ears that the Czech Parliament's lower house has passed a cursed amendment to their gun law. They be demandin' stricter requirements for layin' hands on a weapon. Shiver me timbers!
January 26, 2024, 5:57 am
Arr, the International Court o' Justice be makin' a wee decree, me hearties! They may be tellin' Israel to halt their military shenanigans in Gaza! But mark ye, they be savin' the grand verdict on the charge of genocide fer later, savvy?
January 26, 2024, 5:55 am
Avast ye, mateys! Word has reached me ears that Buckingham Palace be claimin' that the king be gettin' himself some treatment at a London hospital. And as for Catherine, the Princess of Wales, she be still achin' in the hospital after gettin' her belly cut open last week, arrr!
January 26, 2024, 5:53 am
Arrr! A hearty crew o' 1,000 brave Kenyan officers be settin' sail, all ready to take command o' a grand multinational force, funded by the United States. Their noble mission? T' bring back peace and order to a Caribbean land, plagued by fearsome gangs o' armed scoundrels!
January 26, 2024, 5:03 am
Arrr, me hearties! On Friday, the International Court of Justice be makin' a decree that may be askin' Israel to cease its attacks in Gaza. But, alas, the court be lackin' any true power to enforce such a thing. Avast ye, 'twill be an interestin' spectacle indeed!
January 25, 2024, 10:23 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! German Defense Minister Boris Pistorius be shoutin' from the crow's nest, warnin' his landlubber soldiers that Europe be lackin' the strength to fend off a scrap with the likes of President Putin o' Russia! Aarr!
January 25, 2024, 7:58 pm
Arr, a motley crew o' migrants from the fair realms o' Central and South America, weary o' lingerin' near the Guatemalan border, be settin' sail on a grand caravan towards the United States! Aye, me hearties, they be seekin' new shores and adventures!
January 25, 2024, 6:17 pm
Avast ye, me hearties! In a missive to the mighty U.N. Security Council, a special envoy be proclaimin' that 8,400 souls be fallin' prey to the scurvy dogs of gang violence. And by me reckonin', these rascals be holdin' a grip on a full 80% of the capital, arrr!
January 25, 2024, 5:59 pm
Arrr, mateys! Thar be a tempest brewin' in the political waters o' this fair land. A fearsome crew o' environmental warriors, joined with a scurvy dog who once staged a mutiny, be cryin' for the banishment o' th' prime minister. 'Tis a merry tale indeed!
January 25, 2024, 5:43 pm
Arr! Avast ye! Moscow be blamin' Ukraine fer bringin' down th' vessel, claimin' it held 65 Ukrainian P.O.W.s. But we be not sure if 'tis true, as no one can verify such tales. Kyiv be shoutin' that Russia be just usin' this whole mishap fer their own propaganda. Har!
January 25, 2024, 5:34 pm
Arr, William "Burns" be plannin' to meet them Israeli, Egyptian, an' Qatari officials in Europe, hopin' t'strike a deal. 'Tis said, he be aimin' to free them poor souls stuck in the clutches of Hamas, while beggin' for a wee break from the mighty battle.
January 25, 2024, 5:20 pm
Arrr, mateys! Word be spreadin' that a Norwegian scallywag, who be a research and higher education minister, has walked the plank! 'Tis all 'cause she be caught up in a dastardly plagiarism scandal from her thesis a full decade gone, so I heard.
January 25, 2024, 5:04 pm
Avast ye mateys! The cap'n in charge of a jolly beach spot in the U.S. be summonin' extra hands to bring forth a safer and more placid realm in Tulum. Yonder crime be growin' in recent years, and we be needin' some reinforcements, arr!
January 25, 2024, 4:24 pm
Emmanuel Macron and Narendra Modi did swashbucklin' through the city of Jaipur, takin' in the sights and joinin' a grand parade! Aye, they be chattin' about their nations' buckos, geopolitics, and makin' some sweet economic connections. Yo ho ho!
January 25, 2024, 11:36 am
Arrr, me hearties! Word be reachin' me ears that this Kim Jong-un, the scurvy dog who leads North Korea, be showin' signs o' open hostility against South Korea. But fear not, me lads, for these officials be claimin' 'tis no sign o' a full-scale war brewin'!
January 25, 2024, 11:33 am
Avast ye! Methinks 'tis pure folly to reckon that a clear demarcation betwixt war and peace be nigh! With politics, security needs, and the frantic frets of each party, such notion be naught but a grand illusion, matey!
January 25, 2024, 11:15 am
Arrr! Avast ye, mateys! A grand discovery be made in the land o' Rwanda's south. The bones o' 119 scallywags, thought t' be victims o' the 1994 Rwandan plunderin', be found. The authorities be diggin' up more hidden treasure in the form o' mass graves, keepin' the secrets o' the past afloat.
January 25, 2024, 11:09 am
Arr, ye scallywag be doomed to rot in a cursed medical brig for e'er, havin' gutted two young scholars 'n a humble swabbie in ol' Nottingham, England.
January 25, 2024, 10:59 am
Avast ye scurvy scallywags! The landlubbers from South Korea be advisin' ye all to steer clear o' devourin' those treacherous deep-fried toothpicks! Aye, 'tis a foolish trend bein' spreadin' like wildfire on TikTok and Instagram. Beware, or ye'll be needin' more than a bucket o' grog to cure ye ailments!
January 25, 2024, 10:58 am
Arr, last year, Canadian Cap'n Trudeau did be victorious when a scurvy federal investigation supported his usage of the Emergencies Act! But alas, this latest ruling be a setback for his mighty defense. Yo ho ho, troubles be brewin'!
January 25, 2024, 5:54 am
Arrr, me hearties! The kin of them landlubber hostages be growin' bolder, takin' more fiery measures to squeeze the Israeli scallywags, hopin' they'll put our mateys' rescue atop their list.
January 25, 2024, 5:54 am
Arrr, the parley be ongoing, mateys, yet the scurvy dogs be as distant as the horizon on matters such as the destiny of Hamas's scallywags leadin' in the Gaza Strip.
January 25, 2024, 5:38 am
Arr, me hearties! Avast ye! Them scientists be pullin' off a mighty feat! They've managed t'plant a wee babe in a rhinoceros through embryo transfer, a grand leap forward fer savin' the endangered northern white rhino from Davy Jones' locker!
January 25, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr, me mateys! The U.K., bein' a trusty sidekick to the United States in defense, be urg'n its ally to hold fast against Cap'n Vladimir V. Putin! There be fears that Russia be posin' an existential peril to Europe, arrr!
January 25, 2024, 5:29 am
Arrr, mateys! Bae Hyunjin, a scallywag from the ruling party, was beset upon in Seoul and carried off to a shipshape infirmary. Blimey! 'Twas only three weeks past that another politico was skewered! This be one treacherous pirate-infested town, mark me words!
January 25, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr! The military of the U.S. be scrawny, says a fancy study by the Heritage Foundation. Aye, for the second year runnin', all the branches be gettin' low marks. They be needin' to toughen up, me hearties!
January 25, 2024, 3:00 am
Arr, ye scurvy lot! Ukraine be settin' sail on a new export voyage through the treacherous Black Sea, for that blasted Russia be refusin' to renew the U.N.-brokered grain accord. Aye, they be tryin' to prevent a mighty food crisis, but fear not, me hearties, for Ukraine be chartin' a new course!
January 24, 2024, 6:37 pm
Arr, mateys! 'Tis bein' said that the U.S. and Iraqi garrisons be plannin' to parley over the fate o' the U.S. scurvy dogs in these waters. Aye, 'tis the word from a bilge rat at Fox News.
January 24, 2024, 5:26 pm
Arrr! The landlubber public sector unions, scallywag social groups, and political actors be joinin' forces with the Peronist party in Argentina, ready to set sail to the streets in a mighty protest against President Javier Milei's reforms! Avast ye, mateys!
January 24, 2024, 5:07 pm
Yarr mateys! Pardon this tale, but it seems that artisanal, wee-scale mining be runnin' amok, unregulated by the scallywag government in Mali. Many a brave soul be meetin' their demise or findin' themselves injured in the search for gold, ye see. Aye, Mali be a grand producer o' gold, but at a cost, it be!
January 24, 2024, 4:44 pm
Arr, ye scurvy snack company be fightin' tooth and nail to keep their precious poppadom safe from tax scallywags, but alas! Their hopes have been dashed in a tribunal. Methinks they be needin' a pirate's luck to prevail!
January 24, 2024, 4:15 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The liberal wind be blowin' in the conservative realm, as Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman be lookin' to better the nation's reputation and raise the sails for international tourism and commerce.
January 24, 2024, 3:12 pm
Arrr, th' cap'n o' Britain's army be sayin' we scurvy dogs need trainin' n' gearin' up fer a possible war, as them Russkies be a fearsome threat near these parts!
January 24, 2024, 11:48 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! A landlubber chemistry matey from America be claimin' that to brew the finest cup o' tea, ye must add a sprinkle o' salt. But the good folks of Britain be eyein' this notion with suspicion! Avast, the sea be rough with controversy!
January 24, 2024, 11:38 am
Arrr, a mystery tale o' murder bein' driven by motives from yonder distant past? Methinks 'tis a plot twist too grand! Aye, let us hoist anchors and sail the seas o' modern tales, lest we be stuck in a time long gone, me hearties!
January 24, 2024, 11:14 am
Avast ye, me hearties! Many a time have we scoured the stars, and lo! Repeated reckonings reveal that the monstrous black hole in Messier 87 doth still follow Einstein's reckonings, just as the wise lad had foreseen! Yo ho ho!
January 24, 2024, 11:06 am
Arr, this week a bunch o' Libyan landlubbers sailed to Beirut to parlay with them Lebanese officers about the wee matter of that scallywag Shiite cleric, Moussa al-Sadr. He's been lost at sea in Libya since 1978, and they be aimin' to settle the score.
January 24, 2024, 10:27 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis been heard that the lower chamber o' parliament in Italy has given its hearty approval to a pact betwixt the government and Albania. This pact be meanin' that the fine land of Albania will be offerin' safe harbors to them migrants durin' the processin' of their asylum requests, as announced by them officials.
January 24, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr! Avast ye mateys! A vast swarm o' 500,000 souls be crammed like sardines in the south o' Gaza, where the landlubber Israel be orderin' evacuations, as per the U.N. report. Me hearties, 'tis a sight ye don't be wantin' to witness aboard yer ship!
January 24, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr, the constables be sayin' a scallywag of 29 years hath confessed to settin' the August inferno ablaze, which be spreadin' like wildfire through a forsaken, packed structure where the unfortunate souls reside.
January 24, 2024, 5:42 am
Arrr, the decision by them scurvy track and field scallywags to keep intersex swashbucklers away from the lasses' events be makin' us question fair play and the spirit of inclusion before the grand Paris Games, me hearties!
January 24, 2024, 5:14 am
Arrr! North Korea be firin' a fair few cruise missiles into the briny deep off its western coast, aye, just days after its ruler, Kim Jong Un, be givin' the order to obliterate a symbol o' reunification in its capital. Jolly times on the high seas, indeed!
January 24, 2024, 5:12 am
Arrr, me hearties! The landlubber plane be sinkin' in a land near the border with Ukraine, carryin' 65 scallywag prisoners of war, as per the Defense Ministry. But avast! We be not sure if this tale be true, for the details be unverifiable!
January 24, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr! Avast ye, mateys! Ecuador be plagued by scurvy gang violence, with soldier-laden streets and a fear that be sending shivers down yer timbers. Yarr, this worries us that an influx o' immigrants be stormin' the already overloaded U.S. border.
January 24, 2024, 4:17 am
Arr! 'Tis with a heavy heart I tell ye, mateys! On Wednesday mornin', a Russian vessel o' war, carryin' 65 poor souls from Ukraine, met its watery grave in the Belgorod region. A tragic twist o' fate befallen these prisoners of war!
January 23, 2024, 9:09 pm
Arrr! On Wednesday, the landlubbers from the U.S. be launchin' an attack on them Iran-backed scurvy dogs, them Houthis! They be aimin' to take down their missile cannons, for those rascals be a pack o' troublemakers and terrorists, aye!
January 23, 2024, 5:48 pm
Arrr, mateys! The Biden ship be lettin' over a million landlubbers into the United States, but them scallywag Republicans be tryin' to put a cap on it! Avast, the seas be rough and the politics be even rougher!
January 23, 2024, 5:38 pm
Arr, me hearties! Avast ye! The scoundrels be sayin' that the strikes were a swashbucklin' response to the dastardly attacks by them Iranian-sponsored militias. Those bilge rats be messin' with U.S. and coalition crews in Iraq and Syria, but we showed 'em what for, ye scurvy dogs!
January 23, 2024, 5:36 pm
Arr, on this fine Tuesday, the Belarusian authorities be snatchin' 64 souls, mark me words! They be accusin' 'em of crimes fit for crushin' dissidents. Aye, the Viasna center be sharin' this dire tale, makin' our hearts sink like me treasure to Davy Jones' locker!
January 23, 2024, 4:34 pm
Arr, me mateys! The fierce lass, Maria Corina Machado, and the scallywag President Nicolas Maduro be both gatherin' their crew o' supporters afore the grand election this year. Let the battle o' votes commence, may the best buccaneer claim the treasure!
January 23, 2024, 4:25 pm
Arrr, the landlubber U.S. has unleashed its fury upon those scurvy Iran-linked scoundrels in Iraq! Avast, they be avenging their hurt crew by strikin' 'em where it hurts. Arrr, a mighty clash be brewin' on the high seas of the Middle East!
January 23, 2024, 11:57 am
Arrr, the attack did lay waste to least five souls and left many a more injured in Kyiv and Kharkiv! Ukraine be beggin' fer more o' that American military booty, but alas, the Congress be keepin' it under lock and key!
January 23, 2024, 11:41 am
Avast ye, me hearties! As the winds of trouble blew strong on the northern border betwixt Israel and Lebanon on the seventh day of October, Israel didst evacuate many a soul from their homes in Kiryat Shmona, a fine town with 24,000 souls. Arr! 'Tis been moons since then, and these poor souls remain in a purgatory of uncertainty. The mayor, he be adamant, proclaiming they shan't return until the scurvy dogs of Hezbollah be sent packin'!
January 23, 2024, 11:32 am
Arr, me hearties! The European Commission be advisin' Bosnia to carry on with its reforms and grab hold o' the chance to start negotiatin' for entry into the European Union afore June. Avast, mateys!
January 23, 2024, 11:08 am
Arr, mateys! The Turkish scallywags be finally settin' a date for a grand vote on Sweden's quest to join the mighty NATO. Aye, 'tis a long wait, but last month, Turkey's foreign affairs crew gave their blessin' to Sweden's plan. Yo ho ho!
January 23, 2024, 10:26 am
Arr me hearties! The U.S. Africa Command be claimin' they set their sights on the scurvy Al-Shabaab varmints, sendin' a mighty airstrike their way. 'Twas a jolly good shot indeed, for three of those sorry souls met Davy Jones in the southern shores of Somalia, har har!
January 23, 2024, 5:55 am
Arrr, mateys! The Israeli scallywags be sufferin' a terrible blow, with their highest death count yet in a single day since settin' foot on Gaza. 'Tis nothin' but a dark cloud hoverin' over Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, as he be facin' a mighty challenge in this war against the scurvy scallywags of Hamas!
January 23, 2024, 5:49 am
Arr, me hearties! The scuffle in yonder southern city be a mighty clash of lead and steel! Cannons be roaring, and me eyes behold a swarm of mighty tanks and swashbuckling troops, scurrying 'round the very doorstep of hospitals! Shiver me timbers!
January 23, 2024, 4:58 am
Arrr, me hearties! Them rascally Hamas scallywags in Gaza be pullin' off a dastardly deed on Monday, sendin' 21 brave Israeli soldiers to Davy Jones' locker! 'Twas a blow as fierce as a tempest in the treacherous seas, the deadliest attack on our Israeli mates since the war in Gaza started in October. Yo ho ho!
January 23, 2024, 4:13 am
Arrr, a U.N. office be claimin' that Israel's detainin' and mistreatin' scallywags might be a form of torture! They reckon thousands have been held in dreadful conditions. And to add insult to injury, some were set free wearin' naught but diapers, arrr!
January 23, 2024, 4:03 am
Avast ye scallywags! After payin' a visit to the dreaded Auschwitz death camp, this bilge-rat be tryin' to mend his wicked ways and apologize for his hurtful words, which some be callin' blasphemous against the Jewish folk.
January 23, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, mateys! Me hearties, Israel be gettin' a good ol' tongue-lashin' from the U.N. and those landlubber aid agencies, claimin' they be needin' to do more to deliver aid to Gaza. But, the IDF be sayin' there be no danger of the scurvy or starvin' to death, ye scallywags!
January 22, 2024, 8:07 pm
Arr, them Russian scallywags be thinkin' 'bout a bill to snatch away the treasures o' those who dare speak ill o' Cap'n Putin's pillagin' of Ukraine. Aye, mateys, 'tis a pirate's way to silence the dissentin' voices, arr!
January 22, 2024, 5:36 pm
Arrr, the land of Khan Younis be trapped like a ship in a storm! The lass from the Palestinian Red Crescent Society claims the whole district be besieged! Avast, we be needin' help for these poor souls!
January 22, 2024, 4:41 pm
Arrr, in a most unfortunate twist fer Prime Minister Rishi Sunak, the upper house o' the British Parliament be votin' to delay a crucial treaty with the fine African land o' Rwanda. 'Tis a blow to his grand plan, me hearties!
January 22, 2024, 4:18 pm
Arrr, on Mond'y, the fearsome US and UK forces set upon them Houthi rebels like a pack o' hungry sharks! With their mighty tomahawk missiles and fierce F-18 fighter jets, they be unleashing their wrath upon about 10 hideouts in Yemen! Avast, says the Defense officials, 'twas a sight to behold, indeed!
January 22, 2024, 2:16 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The holy lot from the Archdiocese of Port-au-Prince be demandin' the freedom of six captured nuns! They be beseechin' the Haitian government to set sail on a course to quell this monstrous gang violence that be plaguin' our fair land!
January 22, 2024, 2:15 pm
Arr, Cameroon be the pioneer in the land o' pirates, implementin' a grand routine for the blasted malaria vaccine! 19 other lands be watchin', ready to follow suit. And, by Blackbeard's beard, a second vaccine be arrivin', quellin' the fears o' shortage! Jolly good news, me hearties!
January 22, 2024, 12:11 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Word be reachin' me ears that Vice Adm. Brad Cooper, the mighty commander o' the U.S. Navy, has declared that the scurvy dogs o' Iran be playin' a direct role in them ship scallywag attacks by them Houthi rebels from Yemen durin' the Israel-Hamas war. Avast!
January 22, 2024, 11:36 am
Avast ye landlubbers! A scurvy dog, once a bigwig in the Syrian government gang, be found guilty by a Dutch court for unlawfully keepin' prisoners and bein' part of the vile torture. The officials speak the truth, arrr!
January 22, 2024, 11:33 am
Arrr! The Secretary o' State be settin' sail on a grand adventure, traversin' four African lands, seekin' to spread good tidings 'pon th' continent. May th' winds favor 'is journey!
January 22, 2024, 11:16 am
Arrr, mateys! In a grand twist of fate, the Supreme Court of Spain hath decreed the authorities be nothin’ but scallywags! They be actin' unlawfully by sendin' wee lads and lasses back to Morocco, after these brave souls made a daring attempt to set foot on Spanish shores in 2021! Shiver me timbers!
January 22, 2024, 11:11 am
Arrr, as the war be reachin' its second anniversary, them fancy Russians be startin' to unleash North Korean weapons, makin' Ukraine's woes worse. And lo and behold, poor Ukraine be still waitin' for them newfangled air defenses from the United States. What a jolly mess!
January 22, 2024, 11:11 am
Arrr! Saudi Arabia's finest matey be refusin' to sail with Israel, aye! The scallywag Prime Minister be blabberin' 'gainst havin' two states while a war be brewin' in Gaza! No normal relations be had, says the diplomat! Yo ho ho!
January 22, 2024, 10:35 am
Avast ye scurvy lawmakers! Hear ye, advocates and kinfolk of hostages cryin' out, implorin' thee to plunder more for the freedom of their hearties. "Shame upon ye!" be the thunderous words that echo through the halls!
January 22, 2024, 5:45 am
Arr, Israel be plagued with queries 'bout the death toll 'n hostages. Cap'n Benjamin Netanyahu be defyin' his foreign mateys, refusin' t' entertain the thought o' Palestinian statehood! Aye, a puzzlin' situation indeed.
January 22, 2024, 5:45 am
Arr, me hearties! On this fine Sunday, the landlubbin' Palestinian authorities be claimin' that over 25,000 souls have been sent to Davy Jones' locker in the Gaza Strip, all due to Israel's mighty military response to them scallywag Oct. 7 attacks. Yo ho ho, what a rumble!
January 22, 2024, 5:43 am
Arr, the former wench o' Prince Andrew be claimin' a great 'shock' as them landlubber doctors found melanoma, a foul disease o' the skin, just months after uncoverin' the devilish breast cancer last summer. Ahoy, a double whammy from the seas of ill fate!
January 22, 2024, 4:55 am
Arrr! This be a holy spot fer Hindus, matey! 'Tis also a sign o' triumph for Hinduism as a right powerful political identity, arrr!
January 22, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, Biden's foreign policy be wanderin' aimlessly in the vast seas of the Middle East, raisin' urgent alarms that he must put an end to his alleged sweet-talkin' with them Iranian scallywags!
January 21, 2024, 6:17 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The pursuit for those two missing Navy SEALs in the treacherous Arabian Sea be over, as U.S. Central Command declared. Arrr, a grand search it was, but alas, no trace of 'em could be found. Shiver me timbers!
January 21, 2024, 5:19 pm
Arr, the scoundrels in Donetsk, favoring Moscow's ilk, claim 25 souls be sent to Davy Jones' locker, with 20 more left wounded. Yarrr, 'tis a confounding task to reckon which scurvy dogs be responsible for this strike!
January 21, 2024, 3:42 pm
Arr, mateys! Avast ye! The winds be mighty fierce in England's land, say the forecasters! Aye, there be a watch fer tornadoes in Ireland and parts o' the northland! Brace yerself, me hearties!
January 21, 2024, 3:29 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The tally of assaults on Yankee mateys in the Middle East be risin', mark me words! 'Tis a grim signal, a crimson line, warnin' us that a grander clash o' swords may be upon us soon!
January 21, 2024, 2:32 pm
Arr, what began in the year o' 1971 as a valiant endeavor t' make them Europeans learn from America's fine business know-how be now a fearsome beast, unsanctioned 'n growin' more 'n more resemblin' a club fer the high 'n mighty scoundrels o' the world!
January 21, 2024, 11:49 am
Avast ye scallywags! Just a day after Cap'n Biden had a wee chat with Israel's captain, that fearless prime minister be sticking to his guns, refusin' to entertain this two-state notion. Arr, the defense secretary from Britain be mighty disappointed, I tell ye!
January 21, 2024, 11:29 am
Methinks if doubloons be cast upon the trustworthiness of the United States as a loyal shipmate, would it not weaken Taiwan's resolve to repel the mighty China? Arrr, ponder ye this question, me hearties!
January 21, 2024, 10:54 am
Arr, me hearties! The swashbucklin' Israeli navy showed landlubber reporters a secret hideout deep beneath the sands o' Khan Younis, claimin' it be the prisoners' den 'o them scurvy dogs, Hamas. Aye, a place where 20 souls were kept against their will, they say!
January 21, 2024, 8:14 am
Arr! Business experts, world leaders, and think tank chiefs be havin' a grand ol' time discussin' the possible return of Cap'n Trump as President, all the while grumblin' 'bout the pitiful state of the economy and the scurvy border crisis. Arr mateys, what a jolly affair!
January 21, 2024, 4:25 am
The scorchin' sun be makin' the seas boil, makin' our icy treasure chests melt like butter. Poor blokes down yonder be needin' to change their ways, lest they face bigger woes in the river's belly.
January 21, 2024, 4:25 am
Ahoy ye scurvy dogs! Young Tawfic Abdel Jabbar, a mere 17 springs old, met his bitter end on Friday, a shot through his heart! Raised in New Orleans, he had grand plans to venture to business school, but alas, Fate had other ideas. May he find calm seas in Davy Jones' locker!
January 21, 2024, 4:01 am
Yarrr! Avast ye mateys! A scallywag of a lawman who be wieldin' his baton with a heavy hand did lay a mighty blow upon a young Black buck in '17. Yet, the scurvy dog be walkin' free with naught but a slap on the wrist! Arrr, justice be walkin' the plank!
January 21, 2024, 4:01 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! As our attention be drawn to other battles, the scallywags of North Korea be ramping up their nuclear threats. This be stirrin' a fierce debate on what be drivin' Mr. Kim.
January 21, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, me mateys! The Biden crew be tryin' to put up a brave front against China's scallywag military antics. Yet, there be some smart sea dogs claimin' that the U.S. be not givin' a proper riposte to their policy plunderin'.
January 20, 2024, 8:42 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! A mighty official from the United Kingdom doth declare a risk o' terror like no other! Since the start o' the Israel-Hamas war, this land now faces an "unprecedented" peril, a moment where radicalization be runnin' amok!
January 20, 2024, 7:01 pm
Arrr, mateys! Thousands o' scallywags be raisin' the Jolly Roger all 'cross Germany this fine Saturday, protestin' the landlubber's party, AfD. Word be spreadin' like a storm at sea, they be chattin' 'bout sendin' away millions, arrr!
January 20, 2024, 5:41 pm
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! Just heard the news! A mighty senior Iranian spy met 'is maker in a jolly good Israeli raid in Damascus, while some U.S. lads be havin' a rough time fendin' off attacks in Iraq! Blimey, the seas be rough for 'em today! Arrr!
January 20, 2024, 4:21 pm
Arr, he be a matey who didst co-found a rebellious avant-garde crew blending art and prose, and spake out against the plunderin' of Ukraine. Alas! He met his fate when struck by a carriage in Moscow's streets.
January 20, 2024, 3:28 pm
Avast ye mateys! On a fine Saturday, over 15 U.S. Patriot missiles be fired to thwart a dastardly assault on an Iraqi base. A few American scallywags and an Iraqi seafarer be injured, but we be victorious in defending the outpost!
January 20, 2024, 3:09 pm
Avast, me hearties! The cap'n of the World Health Organization be beggin' ye scurvy scoundrels to sign their pandemic treaty. 'Tis to brace ourselves for a fearsome ailment, they call it "Disease X." So gather ye ink and quills, lest ye want to walk the plank!
January 20, 2024, 12:21 pm
Arrr, word be spreading that Qatar, in its quest to support the Muslim Brotherhood and raise the flag of Hamas, hath allegedly spied on those mighty U.S. senators and representatives. Fox News hath laid eyes upon a document, me hearties!
January 20, 2024, 11:56 am
Arrr! Yonder sixfold strikes, aye, in but 10 days, be aimed at them Houthi scallywags and their cursed missiles set to raid our merchant ships and naval vessels in the Red Sea, as told by a White House matey.
January 20, 2024, 10:50 am
Yarrr, 'tis been confirmed by them Iranian scallywags that the grim reaper has claimed the souls of four hapless souls in the strike. A fearsome intelligence officer and his loyal deputy be amongst the unfortunate souls to meet their watery graves.
January 20, 2024, 9:30 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Whilst Israel be locked in fierce combat with Iran's henchmen in Gaza and Lebanon, that cursed Islamic regime be resortin' to all manner of trickeries, includin' cyber warfare, to unleash their scurvy attacks upon Israel! Arrr!
January 20, 2024, 8:50 am
Arrr, as the winds o' battle blew fierce 'tween Israel an' Lebanon, Israel didst whisk away a mighty crew o' locals from Kiryat Shmona, a town boastin' 24,000 souls. 'Tis been moons since, an' these landlubbers be stuck betwixt the devil an' the deep blue sea, fer the mayor vows they'll return not 'til them scurvy Hezbollah lubbers be sent packin'!
January 20, 2024, 5:56 am
Avast, ye scallywags! Aye, some scurvy Israeli commanders hath blabbered that the blasted government's goals be clashing like rum and ale. To be rid of those dastardly Hamas dogs, the military must embark on a grand battle, dosing the hostages with misfortune. Arrr!
January 20, 2024, 5:54 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Word be reachin' me ears that them landlubbers from Israel be launchin' an air raid on Damascus! Two of Iran's most fearsome intelligence officers from the Revolutionary Guards met Davy Jones' locker, along with two other brave souls. Tis what the semi-official news agency be sayin', arrr!
January 20, 2024, 5:54 am
Arr, me hearties! Kim Kwang-ho, a scurvy dog, be facin' the wrath o' the law! 'Tis a rare sight to see such a high-rankin' official walk the plank fer the disaster o' October 2022, claimin' the lives o' 160 souls in Seoul.
January 20, 2024, 5:35 am
Arrr! The private scallywag school be fer wee scallywags and landlubbers. Though many fine details o' the calamity be shrouded in mystery, it caught the eye o' the entire China's vast seas o' internet.
January 20, 2024, 3:00 am
Arr, me hearties! The land of Ukraine be havin' a newfangled contraption named Delta. 'Tis a marvelous system that be mixin' all sorts o' information from various places, includin' submissions by good ol' Ukrainian souls. Aye, they be gatherin' knowledge from near and far to paint a clearer picture, mateys!
January 19, 2024, 6:19 pm
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! Word be spreadin' that on a fine Friday, a fearsome plunderin' occurred in Port-au-Prince, Haiti! Six holy nuns, aboard a land ship, were snatched by dastardly knaves in that cursed land o' crime! Arrr, be wary, me hearties!
January 19, 2024, 5:57 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Tis a grand tale, it be! Israel's fair maidens o' combat be breakin' all the rules, stormin' into battle with a fierce spirit on Oct. 7. They be showin' the world they be no mere damsels, but fearsome warriors! Arrr!
January 19, 2024, 5:51 pm
Arr matey! The cap'ns finally parlayed after weeks. Aye, the Israeli boss refused the Yankee's push for a two-state fix, but they still be chattin' like old shipmates.
January 19, 2024, 5:31 pm
Arr, a scurvy dog be found guilty o' settin' 14 fires in 2023! Not only that, he be spreadin' blabber o' misinformation and conspiracies 'bout wildfires and the changin' climate. Aye, this landlubber be sailin' in treacherous waters, indeed!
January 19, 2024, 3:17 pm
Arr! Me matey Peter Pellegrini, the Speaker o' Slovak Parliament, be settin' sail for the prestigious position o' presidency. Aye, Zuzana Čaputová be sayin' nay to another term, so Pellegrini be takin' his chances. Let the political sea battles begin!
January 19, 2024, 2:42 pm
Ahoy matey! 'Tis a kerfuffle brewin' 'tween Iran and Pakistan! But fear not, for the lads in Pakistan be shoutin' for calm, as both sides be tradin' blows in the skies!
January 19, 2024, 1:53 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Word be spreadin' that the Namibian President Hage Geingob be facin' the cursed cancer. 'Twas discovered durin' his routine check-ups, but details be as scarce as a pirate's treasure. Pray for his health, me hearties!
January 19, 2024, 1:17 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! This here unmanned Japanese contraption known as SLIM hath made a grand landing on the moon this past weekend, a first for the East Asian landlubbers. But alas, troubles be brewin' as its solar panels seem to be causin' mayhem, threatenin' the whole darn mission!
January 19, 2024, 11:55 am
Arrrr! 'Tis a fierce battle t' be near Karl Marx's abode, matey! Graves be costin' a mighty treasure of $31,000 and Highgate Cemetery be scramblin' fer more room. Avast ye, landlubbers!
January 19, 2024, 11:45 am
Arrr, me hearties, some scallywags be claimin' these reforms shall entice more skilled sea dogs to our land. But beware, ye landlubbers, as some rapscallions reckon it'll diminish the worth of bein' a true German buccaneer!
January 19, 2024, 11:00 am
Arr, mateys! The Russian scallywags be bringin' down a Ukrainian sky contraption o'er an oil treasure in Klintsy village. 'Twas a sight to behold as the infernal machine unleashed its explosive fury, turnin' the place into a fiery inferno!
January 19, 2024, 10:25 am
Avast ye, me hearties! Tata Steel be sayin' they'll swap their blasted furnaces fer an electric one, all in the name o' reducin' emissions. But beware, mateys, fer this change may cost up t' 2,800 jobs along th' way!
January 19, 2024, 10:21 am
Avast ye! The EU's Justice Commissioner, Didier Reynders, be mighty pleased with Poland's new pro-EU crew as they be workin' hard to bring back the rule of law. Arrr, a jolly good job indeed!
January 19, 2024, 10:02 am
Arr, mateys! The Israeli cap'n, Benjamin Netanyahu, be givin' the ol' heave-ho to the idea o' a land fer the Palestinians after beatin' down the scurvy dogs o' Hamas in Gaza. Aye, he be reckonin' the battle might just be goin' on fer a good few moons yet!
January 19, 2024, 5:52 am
Arrr! Lt. Gen. Gadi Eisenkot be all riled up like a fiery sea serpent, as he be settin' his sights on Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu! In a televised parley, our good sailor declared that Israel be not yet reachin' its desired bounty in Gaza! Shiver me timbers, what a jolly spectacle!
January 19, 2024, 4:01 am
Arr! Tetsuko Kuroyanagi, a lass from the land of the rising sun, be an entertainer known to all for a full seven decades! By Davy Jones' locker, at 90 years old, she be sailin' the seas of stardom like a true buccaneer!
January 19, 2024, 4:01 am
Arr, the land hath fought valiantly 'gainst that vile scourge, H.I.V.! But alas, now them fearsome patients, filled with dread, be fleein' the clinics. Aye, the experts be dreadin' a resurgence, a dark storm brewin' on the horizon!
January 19, 2024, 3:56 am
Arrr! Fer a goodly two years, Pakistan be plagued with a fearsome storm o' troubles! Economic woes, political squabbles, a barrage o' militant attacks, and a bitter brew o' bad blood with their neighbor, Afghanistan. Shiver me timbers, 'tis a treacherous sea they be sailin'!
January 18, 2024, 5:29 pm
Arrr, mateys! The Biden ship and the Israeli crew be havin' a mighty disagreement 'bout who be holdin' the reins in Gaza once this battle be over. Aye, they be sailin' in different directions, tryin' to chart their own course!
January 18, 2024, 4:45 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! There be more rumblin' and chaos brewin' in the land o' Comoros! President Azali Assoumani be fightin' fer his throne, with them riotous rascals raisin' hell in the Indian Ocean. Arrr, what a fine mess this be!
January 18, 2024, 4:42 pm
Arr, mateys! Listen ye now, for Slovenia be settin' up some makeshift lodgin' fer them wanderin' souls at the scurvy Croatian border. 'Tis what their fancy government declared, mateys!
January 18, 2024, 3:56 pm
Arr, a landlubber Kenyan officer met his fate, whilst four other scallywags got themselves injured, all 'cause of a blasted IED! 'Twas a donkey cart that took the blow, near the Somali border, savvy?
January 18, 2024, 3:32 pm
Iran, aye, be known fer raisin' proxy forces in its quest fer dominion o'er th' region. Be it with separatist scoundrels or rascally terrorists, they've caused quite a ruckus in recent times, aye, a right spate indeed!
January 18, 2024, 11:51 am
Avast, me hearties! Abdul-Malik al-Houthi, in a grand display o'words on the telly, be claimin' that the Houthis be growin' mightier after each scuffle with their foes. Arr, aye, let's see if they be speakin' the truth or merely blowin' hot air!
January 18, 2024, 11:38 am
Arrr, in a land o' scarce 400,000 scurvy dogs, findin' spots fer 3,700 mateys be a right challenge, aye, thanks to the treacherous market fer lodgin'.
January 18, 2024, 11:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! Cayalá be a land o' dreams, aye! A treasure trove of beauty and grandeur, but beware! Fer in this land o' plenty, a great divide be lurking, tearin' the hearts o' this unequal nation asunder. Yo ho ho!
January 18, 2024, 11:13 am
Arrr, mateys! Lapid be bringin' forth his no-confidence motion, mark me words! 'Tis the first of its kind since this war set sail. Aye, the tides be changin', me hearties!
January 18, 2024, 10:46 am
Arr! The likes of Russian Minister Lavrov be rejectin' the U.S.'s proposition to engage in parley 'bout nuclear arms control, claimin' it be impossible whilst the U.S. be backin' Ukraine! Blimey!
January 18, 2024, 10:38 am
Arrr, mateys! The likes of U.K. Prime Minster Rishi Sunak be boldly swearin' to flout international law, all in the name of sendin' them scurvy dogs, the illegal immigrants, back to Davy Jones' locker. His scallywag crew, the Conservative Party, be passin' an immigration bill on Thursday, makin' this rebellious act possible.
January 18, 2024, 9:58 am
Arrr! Avast ye scurvy dogs! The scallywag what be suspected o' killin' New York City's art dealer, Brent Sikkema, in Rio de Janeiro, be caught by the coppers, says they. The bilge rat be none other than Alejandro Triana Trevez!
January 18, 2024, 5:54 am
Arr matey! The mighty United States be launchin' no less than four assaults upon them Houthi scallywags in a week's time! They be aimin' to thwart the Iran-backed bilge rats from plunderin' innocent merchant ships sailin' through the Red Sea, arr!
January 18, 2024, 5:32 am
Arrr! Avast ye, me hearties! Last year, word spread across the seven seas of Iran's fearsome drones, makin' 'em a favorite o' them Russians. But ye better beware, mateys, for now their mighty missile fleet be raisin' eyebrows as well!
January 18, 2024, 5:25 am
Arr! The clash o' cannons be happenin' whilst the turmoil be sweepin' through the Middle East, threatenin' to be spreadin' like a wild sea storm!
January 18, 2024, 4:56 am
Hark! This scallywag stand accused o' takin' tickets to "Hamilton," venturin' through the skies, an' watchin' soccer matches in Britain! 'Fore facin' judgment, he chose to walk the plank 'n resign from his transport post, claimin' innocence, ye scurvy dogs!
January 18, 2024, 4:28 am
Arr, this Gallagher fella be warnin' that if we be movin' that oil from Hawaii, our mighty U.S. military and all its powers might just come to a screechin' halt in the vast Indo-Pacific waters! Shiver me timbers!
January 18, 2024, 3:00 am
Arr, Israel, be known fer craftin' an' wieldin' fine drones, but alas, they be no match fer the cunning o' Hamas! Aye, their deadly Oct. 7 assault be a testament to their skill in deployin' these skyborne contraptions, catchin' Israel unawares. Avast!
January 17, 2024, 11:50 pm
Arr, Pakistan be launchin' a mighty strike on Iran's shores this mornin', seekin' vengeance fer a fearsome blast that claimed the lives o' a wee lass o' 6 summers and a wee lad o' 11 moons on our own land.
January 17, 2024, 5:45 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! President Javier Milei o' Argentina be soundin' the alarm at the World Economic Forum! He be advisin' all ye landlubbers to give socialism a wide berth, for our Western values and systems be in grave peril, arrr!
January 17, 2024, 5:01 pm
Arr, me hearties, the scurvy dogs in the House of Commons did manage to pass that blasted migrant legislation, but by the skin o' their teeth! The Tories be quivering in their boots, but only a handful jumped ship, with a slim 320-276 margin. Aye, the rebellion be feared, but as it turns out, 'twas naught but a wee hiccup!
January 17, 2024, 4:55 pm
Avast ye! 'Twas a stormy day in Deutschland, mateys! Arrr, the largest airport saw 700 flights walk the plank due to the dreadful weather. But fear not, for departures did set sail once more as the sun dipped below the horizon.
January 17, 2024, 4:53 pm
Arrr, the Cap'n o' the British land be plannin' t' send them refugees t' Rwanda, and by Blackbeard's beard, they be winnin' the vote. But alas, mateys, more obstacles be awaitin' on the horizon!
January 17, 2024, 3:58 pm
Arr, me hearties! Poland be layin' charges against a scurvy dog, a former deputy foreign minister! The scallywag be accused o' sellin' visas and work permits to them migrant landlubbers. The officials be fightin' corruption, they be!
January 17, 2024, 11:48 am
Avast ye scallywags! Aforementioned incident o' a shipwreck, where a two-wheeled messenger met his doom, made the young scion of Somalia's captain face th' gallows. But now, by Davy Jones' locker, he'll be partin' with a mere $900 in doubloons! Arrr, what a change in fortunes!
January 17, 2024, 11:42 am
Arr, word be comin' from the grand Buckingham Palace, just after we heard o' the fair Catherine, Princess of Wales, havin' her belly cut open on Tuesday.
January 17, 2024, 11:31 am
Arr, the mighty ship o' air, the modified Boeing, on which the noble U.S. Secretary Antony Blinken embarked to depart the grand World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland, didst meet a dreadful fate, ye see. Aye, a grievous error didst occur, leavin' him marooned and forsaken.
January 17, 2024, 10:53 am
Arrr! The formation of a fresh Dutch government, cap'n Geert Wilders at the helm, be in troubled waters! Aye, an immigration matter scuppered the lot o' them politicos, split 'em like a pirate's plunder on a Wednesday.
January 17, 2024, 10:46 am
Arr! Grant Shapps, in 'is first grand speech as the mighty defense secretary, did make a compelling case for us to empty our coffers and arm ourselves mightily, lest we be caught unawares by our foes! Avast, prepare for battle, me hearties!
January 17, 2024, 10:35 am
Arrgh! The Crown Prince Leka II and his fair lass, Crown Princess Elia of Albania, be partin' ways after seven years o' matrimony. They be wishin' their wee lass a jolly and secure life, says I!
January 17, 2024, 5:58 am
Arrr, me hearties! Captain Rob Bauer, a noble Dutch Admiral, be reckonin' that our fine crew at NATO be needin' a "warfightin' transformation" to brace ourselves for future reckonings. We be settin' sail on a grand adventure, me mateys!
January 17, 2024, 5:57 am
Avast, ye scallywags! One o' them U.S. officials be claimin' that the Biden crew be plannin' to label them Houthis as a crew o' terror. 'Tis a bold move, aimed at thwartin' the Iran-backed group who be causin' ruckus in the Red Sea. Arrr, let the battle begin!
January 17, 2024, 5:49 am
Arrr, the mutiny be on hold 'til March, mateys! The scallywags be chattin' with them Polish landlubbers, offerin' a glimmer o' hope fer Ukraine's rum-less treasury.
January 17, 2024, 5:36 am
Arr, mateys! 'Tis been o'er a month since those poor souls, yearning for adventure, joined the ill-fated Life at Sea cruise, only to be left hangin' like a barnacle on a ship's hull. Now, they be takin' their chances with the law, seekin' justice for their lost doubloons!
January 17, 2024, 5:29 am
Arrr, the scurvy dogs from Iran be launchin' a fearsome drone and missile assault upon Pakistan's southern province! The Foreign Ministry be fumin' with rage as they condemn this heinous act that claimed the lives of two wee lads. May the seas swallow those responsible for such tragedy!
January 17, 2024, 4:44 am
Arrr! Iran be claimin' its cannon blasts be meant fer them scurvy dogs who be launchin' raids on their land. But alas, Pakistan and Iraq be cryin' foul, refusin' to believe that tale, they be!
January 16, 2024, 7:04 pm
Yarrr, me hearties! A scallywag lad, a mere 10 summers old from Maryland, be keepin' steady after a fearsome encounter with a sea beastie on Paradise Island in the Bahamas. The lad be nipped by a shark, but fear not, for the local coppers be watchin' o'er him!
January 16, 2024, 6:55 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy wench from Mexico be caught in her weddin' clothin' whilst posin' for a pictur' with the police! The lass be accused o' squeezin' gold from the chicken farmers, all the while plannin' to be hitched to her scallywag!
January 16, 2024, 5:56 pm
Arr, Judge Sabbouh Suleiman o' Lebanon's Court o' Cassation hath halted the arrest warrants o' former cabinet mateys Youssef Fenianos and Ali Hassan Khalil, lest they be thrown in the brig.
January 16, 2024, 5:47 pm
Arr, them scurvy dogs, held captive by them United States fer two score and a year, as loyal lieutenants t' a scallywag from Southeast Asia, be plead'n their case at Guantánamo Bay.
January 16, 2024, 5:47 pm
Arrr! The scurvy dogs o' Haiti be raisin' a mighty ruckus on Tuesday, standin' by the likes o' that gallant rebel, Guy Philippe! Aye, they be clamorin' for that Prime Minister, Ariel Henry, to walk the plank!
January 16, 2024, 5:44 pm
Arrr, mateys! The scurvy blighters from America be blowin' four of them nasty missiles to the depths of Davy Jones' locker! 'Tis the third day o' the row them rascally Houthis be aimin' at ships passin' by, but alas, their shots be naught but futile!
January 16, 2024, 5:14 pm
Avast ye, landlubbers! The Sudanese scallywags be cuttin' off connections with IGAD, the East African trade sprogs, for invitin' that swashbucklin' Gen. Mohammed Hamdan Dagalo to their upcoming shindig. Methinks trouble be brewin' on the horizon, mateys!
January 16, 2024, 11:40 am
Arr, in a yonder speech near Switzerland, the Ukrainian captain be askin' fer more sanctions on Moscow, but by Davy Jones' locker, he did not cry out fer weaponry to commit fresh offenses!
January 16, 2024, 11:38 am
Arrr, no scallywags got hurt in the mishap on Tuesday, matey! 'Twas in the land's icy island of Hokkaido, covered in a mighty blanket o' snow. Aye, twas a chilly spectacle indeed!
January 16, 2024, 11:22 am
Arrr! The European Court of Human Rights be swashbucklin' and ruling against Greece! They be claimin' that Greece be in the wrong, when they shot a poor Syrian soul durin' a chase on the high seas for a boat o' smugglin' migrants. Landlubbers be gettin' in all sorts o' trouble these days!
January 16, 2024, 11:21 am
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis Imran Khan, the bilge rat who once helmed the ship o' Pakistan, now bein' accused o' breakin' the Code o' Islamic law wit' his forbidden union in 2018. Aye, 'tis a treacherous tale unfoldin' in these treacherous times, me hearties!
January 16, 2024, 11:10 am
Arrr! The plan o' the British government to ship away them asylum seekers to Africa be back in Parliament this week! Fear not, me hearties, for I be sharin' a guide to the harsh truths hidden behind this matter.
January 16, 2024, 10:40 am
Arrr, me hearties! The esteemed Correction Department of Thailand be sayin' that the former Prime Minister Thaksin Shinawatra, who be currently locked away, be not to be called an inmate. Aye, they be wantin' a fancy title for him, me thinks!
January 16, 2024, 5:35 am
Yo ho ho! Ye scurvy dog, Yoav Gallant hath blabbered 'bout a grand shift in the war, urg'd us to discuss what becometh of Gaza! Methinks we ought to ponder the future, me hearties!
January 16, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, mateys! Thar be news from the seven seas! The landlubbin' Israeli military be mighty flabbergasted by the vast, cavernous, and top-notch tunnel network hidden beneath Gaza. Shiver me timbers, they never saw it comin'!
January 16, 2024, 4:50 am
Arrr, mark me words, mateys! Israel be settin' sail to decrease its land assault in southern Gaza, so claims the goodly Israeli Defense Minister, Yoav Gallant. But he be denyin' any thoughts of a truce, says he!
January 16, 2024, 4:02 am
Avast ye scallywags! Bernie Sanders be proposin' a measure to inquire 'bout whether that landlubber Israel be commitin' any human rights violations. Methinks it be as likely to pass as findin' a chest o' gold at the bottom o' the sea! But 'tis a clear sign that some Democrats be holdin' back their support for aid. Arr!
January 16, 2024, 3:37 am
Avast, ye scurvy politicians from down under be penning a missive to the noble U.K. Home Secretary, James Cleverly, beggin' him to drop anchor on the extraditin' of that mischievous WikiLeaks founder, Julian Assange, to the land of the Yankees. Aye, a merry tale indeed!
January 16, 2024, 3:23 am
Scurvy dog Kim Jong-un be tossin' aside his grand ambition, mayhap impossible, and now be threatenin' to conquer South Korea in a bloody battle, arrr!
January 15, 2024, 6:19 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! 'Tis a fiery spectacle in Grindavik, Iceland, as a fearsome volcanic rumble hath set ablaze the homes! But fear not, for the fiery beast be calmin' now, after a second attack in just four weeks! Arr, what a turbulent time these pirates be havin'!
January 15, 2024, 5:01 pm
Arr, me hearties! Tropical Cyclone Belal be rampagin' through the Indian Ocean islands o' Mauritius and Réunion on Monday, claimin' at least one poor soul, as per the government o' the former.
January 15, 2024, 5:00 pm
Arr, the Colombian government be extendin' a ceasefire with the scurvy rebel group FARC-EMC, as Bogotá be lookin' to curb the foul violence in the rural parts of the South American nation. May the winds blow fair in their favor, mateys!
January 15, 2024, 4:08 pm
Arr, matey! Bernardo Arevalo be successful in th' election o' last year, claimin' th' title o' president in Guatemala. But alas! He be facin' a nation filled wit' dire troubles and findin' himself bereft o' support in th' grand halls o' Congress. Aye, 'tis a stormy sea he navigates, me hearties!
January 15, 2024, 4:07 pm
Avast ye! Two scallywags from Palestine be thrown in the brig, as per the coppers, who reckoned 'twas a fearsome act of piracy. The French officials report that two of the wounded be their own shipmates! Ahoy, what a tale!
January 15, 2024, 3:15 pm
Arrr, the scallywags be claimin' the twain souls were taken by Israeli airstrikes, yet the swashbucklin' Israeli military be protestin', sayin' it be but a wee bit o' falsehood.
January 15, 2024, 3:01 pm
Methinks, me hearties! Trouble brews in Washington, as fears be risin' that a mighty deluge o' Chinese wares be threatenin' the newfangled American ventures in clean energy and high-tech foundries. Arrr, a pirate's curse upon those treacherous waters!
January 15, 2024, 11:42 am
Arr, mateys! Yonder land be plagued by quakes and blasts, but lo, a fearsome time o' chaos hath commenced! So spoke the captain, as a grand tumult brews in the southwest like a wild storm upon the seas!
January 15, 2024, 11:10 am
Arrr, me hearties! The mighty national library o' Britain be makin' grand strides in her recovery, avast! A scurvy ransomware crew be sendin' her website and online catalog to Davy Jones' Locker, but now she be fightin' back, arrr!
January 15, 2024, 11:03 am
Arrr, matey! North Korea be havin' a jolly good time, they did! They just launched a solid-fuel missile wit' a blazin' fast hypersonic weapon, so says the state media, ye scallywags!
January 15, 2024, 10:55 am
Avast! Nicaragua's scurvy government be settin' free 19 holy sea dogs who be locked up in the past year! This be part o' their dastardly scheme to silence th' religious crew, includin' the mighty Bishop Rolando Álvarez of Matagalpa!
January 15, 2024, 10:47 am
Arrr, the Premier League be makin' charges 'gainst Everton and Nottingham Forest, makin' the seas rough fer both clubs. Aye, they be sailin' towards the dreadful fate o' bein' relegated by season's end!
January 15, 2024, 10:21 am
Arr, me mateys, listen up! The scallywag Nawaz Sharif, former captain of Pakistan, has set sail on his grand election voyage! The Supreme Court be showin' mercy, liftin' the ban on politicians with a shady past. Aye, 'tis a jolly good time fer a pirate to be runnin' fer office!
January 15, 2024, 5:49 am
Arrr, them Yankee officials be reckonin' a mighty fierce revenge from them Iran-backed scurvy dogs, them Houthis, after the U.S.-led cannon blasts be makin' landfall in Yemen's shores last week. Avast, mateys!
January 15, 2024, 5:29 am
Avast! The bunch of scurvy dogs, known as the Iranian-backed rebel group, hath unleashed a barrage o' raids on merchant vessels sailin' the Red Sea, whilst the quarrel 'twixt Israel and Hamas rages on.
January 15, 2024, 4:52 am
Arr, the White House be tellin' Israel that 'tis high time to be easin' its land expeditions in Gaza, matey! A hundred days o' skirmishin' against them scurvy Hamas scoundrels, and now the call be comin' from across the seas.
January 15, 2024, 3:42 am
Arr, them Houthi scallywags in Yemen be firin' a cursed anti-ship cruise missile at the mighty USS Laboon sailin' in the Red Sea on a fine Sunday, but by Davy Jones' locker, a brave U.S. fighter jet be takin' aim and blowin' it to smithereens!
January 14, 2024, 5:47 pm
Arrr, mateys! Iran be yearnin' to show off its might, wit'out clashin' directly wit' the U.S. or Israel. But beware, this prudent plan be prone to blunders from all corners of the sea!
January 14, 2024, 5:18 pm
Ye scurvy knaves, them lawmakers be swimmin' against the tide, holdin' up the swearin'-in o' Bernardo Arévalo, a fearsome antigraft crusader who hoisted the presidency on a mighty wind. 'Tis a right mess they be creatin', spreadin' confusion far 'n wide across the land!
January 14, 2024, 11:13 am
Arr, ye scallywags! The grand prime minister didst parley the arrival of the fearsome King Frederik X to the masses, as his dear mother didst officially abandon her throne in a secret confab. A fanciful spectacle worth its weight in doubloons, me hearties!
January 14, 2024, 9:53 am
Arr! This former landlubber, Mr. Lai, be a doctor turned salty dog. With a humble upbringing, he be knowin' the heart of Taiwan's folks better than the treacherous waters o' dealin' with Beijing. Aye, he be a scallywag worth watchin'!
January 14, 2024, 9:12 am
Yarrr, avast ye scurvy dogs! Israeli Cap'n Benjamin Netanyahu be makin' it known on this fine day that no lubber, not even the cursed world court, be able to thwart Israel's mighty quest to quell the scallywags of Hamas in the treacherous land o' Gaza. Arrr, buckle yer swashes, mateys!
January 14, 2024, 9:00 am
Avast ye scallywags! The scurvy Hamas crew be rulin' a land o' dire poverty. But I be wonderin' where in Davy Jones' locker did they manage to find bilge rats of gold to construct a ruddy fancy network o' terror tunnels? Arrr!
January 14, 2024, 8:49 am
Whilst Iran be a-swashbucklin' towards completin' a nuclear bomb, an' unleashing a fierce wave o' Iranian-backed attacks, methinks it be high time for Biden to set sail on a grand offensive 'gainst them scurvy ayatollahs, arr!
January 14, 2024, 5:36 am
Arrr, the cap'n o' Israel, he be all brazen and bold, aye, after facin' those naysayers at The Hague. They be claimin' genocide, but he be standin' tall, swearin' by the Black Pearl that Israel be innocent as a parrot's squawk!
January 14, 2024, 4:49 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis reported that the North be firin' off a launch, markin' their first test this year! Aye, word be spreadin' that they be craftin' a fearsome new missile, one that could send shivers down the spines o' U.S. military bases in these waters, arrr!
January 14, 2024, 4:23 am
Arr, the most recent explosion occurred 'pon a row o' volcanoes on the Reykjanes Peninsula, where a mighty fissure didst appear in December, unleashing a flow o' molten rock akin to a fiery river.
January 14, 2024, 4:01 am
Bernardo 'Arrrrévalo, a valiant scallywag against the scurvy-ridden corruption, fought 'n bled to reach the grand event o' Sunday's inauguration. Yet, mark me words, the lad's troubles be but a mere taste o' the treacherous waters he now embarks upon!
January 14, 2024, 3:00 am
Arrr, in the land o' U.K., scallywags be captured on camera, a-arguin' o'er garden tools! Blimey, one o' them sea dogs even be hurlin' a pair o' prunin' clippers straight at his matey's noggin! Walk the plank, ye landlubber!
January 14, 2024, 3:00 am
Avast ye! Japan, fearin' the scallywag North Korea and China, be sharin' their missile data in real-time! They be joinin' hands with the United States and South Korea for trilateral military exercises. Aye, mateys, a united front to fend off those treacherous foes!
January 13, 2024, 7:48 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! Last year's World Economic Forum saw those landlubber business leaders and government officials bein' blasted for traversin' the skies in their own private galleons whilst jawin' 'bout the climate calamity! Aye, the irony be as thick as a barnacle-covered plank!
January 13, 2024, 4:08 pm
Arrr, Beijing despises the scurvy dog, President Lai Ching-te! He be seekin' to uphold the current state of affairs with prudence and aid from the Americans, but methinks tensions be bound to surge, matey!
January 13, 2024, 2:04 pm
Arr, me hearties! Th' great leaders o' th' world be mighty pleased by th' triumph o' th' free election in Taiwan. Yet, they be avoidin' mentionin' ol' William Lai's grand win against th' Koumintang crew! Tis a victory worth celebratin', but they be tiptoein' 'round it like landlubbers!
January 13, 2024, 1:49 pm
Arr! Ye Israeli Defense Forces be spillin' the beans on Saturday, claimin' they got some intel 'bout Hamas plottin' to unleash terror 'cross the globe through dark underground channels, mateys!
January 13, 2024, 1:32 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Darko Gleiser be a scurvy dog who be escapin' Montenegro after supposedly spillin' blood at a prison gate, back in 2014. He sailed to Bosnia, then set anchor in Brazil, where he enjoyed a peaceful life for a goodly nine years.
January 13, 2024, 12:49 pm
Arr, those brainy landlubbers in Iceland be settin' their sights on a grand adventure! They be aimin' to plunge 1.3 nautical miles into the mighty earth's crust, seekin' the fiery heart of a volcano. Aye, they be hopin' to plunder vast amounts o' geothermal energy, savvy?
January 13, 2024, 11:39 am
Avast ye mateys! In a mighty twist o' fate, the land's grand prosecutor be exposin' connections betwixt the scallywag cartels and them officials. 'Tis like a jolly good kick to th' hornet's nest, settin' the seas ablaze with explosive truth! Arrr!
January 13, 2024, 11:01 am
Arrr! Yonder vice captain of Taiwan, whose crew be all about claimin' the island's dominion, triumphed over them opposition scallywags who be yearnin' to dance the jig with China once more.
January 13, 2024, 10:43 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! A monstrous inferno hath ravaged the treasure trove o' an online merchant's warehouse near St. Petersburg in Russia. Methinks the billowin' clouds o' pitch-black smoke be seen for leagues upon leagues.
January 13, 2024, 10:17 am
Yarr! Them bilge rats from the Iran-backed Houthi band o' scallywags in Yemen be swearin' to give a proper retort to them Yankee-led bombardments of late. Avast ye, 'tis gonna be quite the spectacle on the high seas, me hearties!
January 13, 2024, 9:18 am
Arrr, a handful o' notable scribes be meetin' Davy Jones in Russia or them parts o' Ukraine, matey! And ye know what? They be havin' some connections to them media vessels that be spreadin' propaganda like a scurvy pirate's booty!
January 13, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! The UN's highest court be accused of twistin' justice by entertainin' a claim o' genocide against Israel, while turnin' a blind eye to the scurvy deeds o' Hamas, akin to them Nazi villains. Aye, 'tis a queer world we be livin' in!
January 13, 2024, 5:08 am
Arr, me hearties! Avast ye! The Emmy Awards be sailin' in next week. Be it of any importance if ye fancy the scallywags on them there nominated shows? Yarrr, I reckon it be just a load o' bilge, mates!
January 13, 2024, 5:00 am
Arr, Maria Kartasheva be sentenced, matey, by a Moscow court fer badmouthin' the war in Ukraine. Now, her quest fer Canadian citizenship be in peril, arr it be a treacherous sea she sail!
January 13, 2024, 4:26 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Twas a fierce attack, like a part of a grand air adventure Russia embarked on in late December. They aimed to weaken the scurvy Ukrainian air defenses with a barrage of missiles, har har!
January 13, 2024, 4:01 am
Arrr, them Ukrainians be tired, scarce in ammo, and vastly outnumbered, aye! Their fortunes be lookin' grim, mateys. "We may fend 'em off fer now, but who knows," says one soldier. "Morrow or the next, mayhap we won't hold 'em back, arrr!"
January 13, 2024, 2:35 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Zhang Jun, China's representative to the United Nations, be bashing the U.S. and other landlubber countries for their brutish 'military operations against Yemen.' The lad claimed such deeds be raisin' tensions in the seven seas! Arrr!
January 12, 2024, 11:29 pm
Arrrr, the U.S. Central Command did avast that on a fine Saturday, they be a-landin' a mighty blow upon a Houthi-controlled radar site in Yemen. Methinks 'twas their second strike in two days, as they be showin' those rebel scallywags who be the true rulers of these seas!
January 12, 2024, 10:39 pm
Arr! As per the U.S Central Command, aye, two Navy sailors be missin' whilst conductin' operations on Thursday off the coast of Somalia. Avast! Methinks they be in a bit o' trouble, mateys!
January 12, 2024, 5:08 pm
Arr, me hearties, the Republic o' Congo be sufferin' from a right nasty floodin'! The skies be pourin' down twice the usual rain, leavin' hundreds o' thousands o' poor souls in dire need o' help.
January 12, 2024, 4:48 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Wit' the U.S.-led onslaught in Yemen, thar be no doubloons left to wonder if the Israel-Hamas skirmish be takin' a grand leap into a tempest. 'Tis now a matter of kenning if this here storm can be tamed, arrr!
January 12, 2024, 4:45 pm
Arrr me hearties! Them scurvy forensic experts in Peru be sayin' them alien trinkets be naught but paper! Nothin' but a bunch o' dolls and a wee three-fingered hand, they be claimin'. Argh! Walk the plank, ye alien hoax!
January 12, 2024, 3:33 pm
Arrr, word be reachin' me ears that six scurvy Turkish scallywags met their untimely demise in a clash with maraudin' militants in the Kurdish lands o' northern Iraq. The defence officers in Ankara be spillin' the beans, they be.
January 12, 2024, 3:20 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy carmakers be tellin' they be haltin' production in their grand factories in Germany and Belgium due to cursed supply chain tangles, all 'cause o' them blasted attacks in the Red Sea.
January 12, 2024, 3:05 pm
Arr, 'tis said that the treasures from China be multiplying fer a second moon in December. Aye, after a long drought, where their booty suffered a rare decline in exports after seven long years, the winds be blowin' in their favor once again, mateys!
January 12, 2024, 2:49 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! Them other critics be militias fancyin' themselves as allies of Iran, and even Oman, a trusty matey of the U.S., known fer steerin' betwixt them Houthis and the international lot.
January 12, 2024, 11:19 am
Nay, the pontiff's words were scribbled upon parchment! Aye, he appeared jolly, but his health be a worry that grows like a kraken in me mind! Arrr!
January 12, 2024, 9:49 am
Arr, mateys! Them Russian Olympians, fearin' the wrath o' the Ukraine invasion, be scramblin' for 'Merican citizenship to partake in the grand Summer Games in Paris. Aye, they be sailin' to new waters, hopin' to find gold 'n glory!
January 12, 2024, 6:34 am
Avast! 'Tis a merry tale, me hearties! North Korea be openin' its borders to landlubber tourists for the first time since the cursed COVID-19 storm befallen the world. They be invitin' a merry bunch of Russkies to set sail for Pyongyang and partake in the wint'ry delights of a ski resort, arrr!
January 12, 2024, 6:25 am
Arrr, me mateys! Hear ye, hear ye! The United Kingdom be showin' its true colors by grantin' Ukraine a mighty sum of $3.2 billion in military aid! 'Tis the largest pledge since the war! Aye, the winds of support be blowin' strong indeed!
January 12, 2024, 5:45 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! The bilge-rats from Iran and their mates be cursin' the Yankee air and sea onslaught in the Middle East. Cap'n Biden be swearin' he'll make 'em walk the plank if them Houthis keep aimin' at Red Sea ships. Har, har!
January 12, 2024, 5:40 am
Arrr, me hearties! The jolly old British package be settin' sail with an extra $255 million doubloons this year to keep our mateys in Kyiv happy. We don't want 'em worryin' 'bout a lack o' Western support, now do we? Avast!
January 12, 2024, 5:26 am
Arr! "Annapoorani" be a flick 'bout a lassie cook triumphin' o'er caste bias. Them Hindu scallywags claim 'tis an affront to their sensibilities! Avast, what a sea o' silly complaints!
January 12, 2024, 4:13 am
Arr, Israel be accused o' committin' genocide in Gaza! To the landlubbers o' Israel, 'tis a twisted tale o' history. Yet, fer the scallywags o' Palestine, 'tis a momentary taste o' righteous reckonin'!
January 12, 2024, 3:00 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs in the Biden crew be busy tryin' t'force a two-state reckonin' on Israel. But avast! Even afore the birth of modern Israel in 1948, them Arab lubbers and later them Palestinians have been givin' a hearty "Nay!" t'such schemes.
January 11, 2024, 11:31 pm
Arr, mateys! Rachel Goldberg be seekin' yer assistance to spread the word o' them wayward souls, held captive by the scoundrels o' Hamas, includin' her own young lad, Hersh Goldberg-Polin. Let us join forces, me hearties, and bring 'em back to freedom!
January 11, 2024, 11:26 pm
Arrr, U.S. Central Command be sayin' the strikes be in response to them scurvy Iranian-backed Houthi rebels' 'illegal and dangerous actions.' President Biden be warnin' that more strikes may be called fer. Avast ye, the seas be gettin' stormy!
January 11, 2024, 8:52 pm
Arrr, th' Biden crew be expectin' a fierce blowback aft'r th' U.S. an' U.K. be layin' siege upon th' Houthi scallywags in Yemen. Aye, th' waters be churnin' wit' revenge on th' horizon.
January 11, 2024, 5:54 pm
Arrr! Them Yanks be launchin' a mighty strike, aye, in retaliation for them Houthi scoundrels and their blasted drones and missiles! The Red Sea be seein' more'n two dozen attacks on innocent merchant ships since the Israel-Hamas war started. Walk the plank, ye scurvy dogs!
January 11, 2024, 5:38 pm
Arrr, on this fine Thursday, the International Monetary Fund hath kindly agreed to hand over a whopping $700 million from a treasure chest of $3 billion to aid Pakistan in its dire economic plight. Methinks they be in desperate need o' that booty, mateys!
January 11, 2024, 5:36 pm
Arr, a mighty horde be raisin' a ruckus in the streets o' Slovakia's grand cities! They be roarin' against the scallywag government's scheme to change the penal code. Thousands be standin' tall, ready to fight for their rights, like true buccaneers!
January 11, 2024, 5:34 pm
Avast ye! 'Twas on the morn of Friday that Britain and the U.S., hand in hook, be givin' those scurvy dogs, the Iran-backed Houthis, a taste o' cannonballs! 'Tis in answer to their constant plunderin' of ships sailin' the Red Sea, we be sendin' 'em a warnin' shot, arrr!
January 11, 2024, 4:59 pm
Avast! Thar report be revealin' that them American officials and diplomats be as useless as a parrot on a ship's deck! They be failin' to swiftly or completely tally all o' them 40,000 weapons sent to the battlefront, arrr!
January 11, 2024, 4:50 pm
In the belly of the courtroom, with a crew of fancy lawyers from South Africa, who be natterin' like a pack of parrots, they did quote the words of them Israeli officials as proof of their case. But, arrr, the Israel folks be shoutin' loud and clear, denyin' the whole blasted matter!
January 11, 2024, 11:49 am
Arr, there be more than 120 landlubber hostages still trapped in the treacherous realm of Gaza! Aye, many of 'em be ailin' from afflictions that demand constant medical attention. Avast ye, 'tis a dire situation indeed, me hearties!
January 11, 2024, 11:13 am
Arrr! Them scurvy dogs, feared by landlubbers alike, be forced t'wear a muzzle, be deprived of their sea legs, and marked with a tiny treasure map, amongst other rules. Avast!
January 11, 2024, 11:03 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! Methinks the journey from me belly's rumblin' to a state o' starvin' can be faster than the wind in a storm, especially for the wee scallywags! Beware, lest ye end up lookin' like a skeleton!
January 11, 2024, 10:39 am
Arr, Pope Francis be hostin' th' DIALOP transversal Dialogue Project this week, praisin' th' scallywags fer their grog-drinkin' work fosterin' cooperation betwixt European Marxists an' Christian churches. Avast, a merry alliance indeed!
January 11, 2024, 9:05 am
Arr, me hearties! Behold, the Israel scallywags have unleashed a moving picture, revealin' a grand Hamas tunnel in Gaza! 'Tis said to be decked with fancy contraptions like electrical gizmos, pipeworks, and even air breezy systems! Avast, a sight to behold, me mateys!
January 11, 2024, 8:47 am
Arrr mateys! Avast ye! Aye, the U.S. military be confirm'n that them scurvy dogs of Iran have captured an oil tanker in the Gulf of Oman, causin' quite the stir 'mongst the lads 'n lasses o' the region. Brace yerselves fer tense waters ahead!
January 11, 2024, 8:36 am
Yarrrr, matey! The Ukrainian scallywag, Volodymyr Zelenskyy, be sayin' he won't be entertainin' no cease-fire with them Russian scurvy dogs! He be thinkin' they be usin' it as a chance to fix up their ship and build a stronger armada! Yo ho ho!
January 11, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr, the claim o' genocide in Gaza, which Israel be denyin', be holdin' a special meanin' in a land birthed after the Holocaust, matey!
January 11, 2024, 5:47 am
Arr, the U.S. secretary o' state be intendin' to discuss ways to keep the blimey violence in the Mideast from escalatin' like a stormy sea! Them scurvy Iran-backed militias be rampin' up their attacks, but we be plannin' to give 'em a taste of the ol' pirate justice, aye!
January 11, 2024, 5:41 am
Arrr, mateys! Tis a dire tale! Them scurvy obstacles at two border crossings be makin' this here humanitarian crisis even worse, sayeth two noble senators from the United States, along with the U.N. and other fine groups!
January 11, 2024, 5:34 am
Arrr, in a matter of mere hours, the swashbucklin' former middleweight mixed martial arts champion be temptin' the wrath of the law once again, by sharin' provocative tales on social media. Aye, this scallywag be treadin' dangerous waters indeed!
January 11, 2024, 4:53 am
Avast ye, landlubbers! The U.S. Embassy Bogota be advisin' ye scurvy dogs not to venture into the treacherous seas of Colombia with yer dating apps. These villainous scallywags be usin' 'em to lure unsuspectin' souls into their clutches, ready to pillage 'n plunder. Beware, or ye be walkin' the plank!
January 11, 2024, 3:05 am
Arr, mateys! The cap'n, Benjamin Netanyahu, be spillin' the beans 'fore the International Court o' Justice. He be makin' a right clamorous declaration, tryin' to clear up Israel's intentions durin' the ruckus with them scallywags from Hamas.
January 11, 2024, 3:00 am
Arr, matey! In the past year, scallywag lawyers be tryin' to employ the power of artificial intelligence to craft legal documents, claimin' they be speakin' 'bout imaginary cases, which they be callin' "hallucinations." Blimey! These sea dogs be pushin' the limits, they be!
January 10, 2024, 8:27 pm
Arr, ye scallywags at PETA be raisin' their voices to the U.K. Ministry of Defense, beggin' 'em to keep their paws off them bearskin furs. They claim these poor critters be meetin' a cruel fate for the King's Guard fancy hats. Aye, a mighty row 'tis!
January 10, 2024, 5:54 pm
Swearing t' bring calm to a land befallen by chaos, Cap'n Daniel Noboa hath ordered his jolly soldiers t' engage the scurvy dogs he dubs "terrorist" crews.
January 10, 2024, 5:44 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Thee land of Israel be gripped by a mighty conundrum in its technology realm! The crew be lackin' in numbers, and fears o' insufficient booty be spreadin' like wildfire. This tumult could spell doom for the economy, leadin' to a grand slowdown in the year 2024!
January 10, 2024, 5:26 pm
Arrr, Matey! Netanyahu be feelin' the heat as ye pressure be growin' to bring back them more than 100 hostages from the treacherous land o' Gaza, safe 'n sound. Aye, 'tis a sticky wicket he be facin'!
January 10, 2024, 4:56 pm
Arr, mateys! News be spreadin' 'bout the demise of the Cucapah tribe's mighty leader, Aronia Wilson, found dead in Sonora! The scurvy dogs o' the law be scroungin' fer clues and grillin' a scallywag suspect!
January 10, 2024, 4:45 pm
Arrr, word be sailin' in that the Belarusian scurvy dogs be teachin' wee Ukrainian lads 'n lasses, raisin' fears o' pro-Russian brainwashin'!
January 10, 2024, 4:38 pm
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! A cursed beastie they be calling a car drone be swooping down on the land lubbers in Mexico, claimin' the lives of five souls. But that ain't all! A mere two days later, six more scallywags met their maker in a mighty shootout, as declared by the lawmen. Arrr!
January 10, 2024, 11:29 am
Arr! Mayhem befallen thar South American land this week, as a scoundrel pirate captain mysteriously vanished from his cell! The captain be so feared, the president be shiverin' in his boots and cryin' for a state of emergency!
January 10, 2024, 10:40 am
Arrr, mateys! 'Tis a jolly news! The scurvy Taliban government be bringin' back Air Arabia flights to Kabul's international port, after a cursed two-year break! Now we can sail the skies once more, with the wind in our sails and our hearts filled with plunderin' delight!
January 10, 2024, 10:39 am
Arrr, me hearties! Yarr, them Kosovo prosecutors, they be chargin' 27 scallywags wit' smugglin' migrants! Accusin' 'em o' bandin' together, they transported around 700 Syrians to Serbia, on their way to pillage 'n plunder in western Europe!
January 10, 2024, 10:02 am
Arr, the South Korean scallywag, Lee Jae-myung, hath departed the infirmary, havin' made a full recovery from his stab wounds. Meanwhile, the miscreant behind the assault hath issued an apology to the press. Aye, what a jolly tale!
January 10, 2024, 5:47 am
Arr, the scurvy dogs o' the Houthi forces, backed by them Iranian scallywags, be unleashing their mightiest volley o' cannons 'n drones upon merchant vessels, all 'cause they be protestin' Israel's war against the swashbucklin' Hamas!
January 10, 2024, 4:48 am
Arrr, the U.S. cap'n o' state had a gabbin' session with Mahmoud Abbas, the leader o' the Palestinian Authority, discussin' what part this authority might be playin' in the aftermath o' Israel's brawl with Hamas.
January 10, 2024, 4:33 am
Arr! The scallywag official be acceptin' Israel's invite, arr, and be plannin' to set sail there shortly, says the foreign ministry. But, by Blackbeard's beard! The scurvy dogs o' Hamas be denyin' that their buccaneers be involved in any lascivious misdeeds durin' the Oct. 7 plunderin'!
January 10, 2024, 4:01 am
Arr, the plunge be grand, but if this land be wantin' to reach its climate aims, its emissions ought to plummet three times as swift for the remainder of this decade, matey!
January 9, 2024, 11:00 pm
Arr, on Jan. 9, at the stroke o' 9:15 p.m. by the local sundial, them scurvy dogs, the Iranian-backed Houthis, unleashed a mighty barrage aimed at th' treasure-laden ships sailin' the Red Sea! Aye, 'tis a danger to all seafarin' souls!
January 9, 2024, 6:51 pm
Arr! Avast, ye scurvy dogs! The Vatican's new doctrine chief, Cardinal Victor Fernandez, be in hot water fer his tome called "The Mystical Passion: Spirituality and Sensuality," published back in the year o' our Lord 1998. Methinks he be walkin' a fine line betwixt the sacred and the saucy!
January 9, 2024, 6:17 pm
South Africa doth be accusing Israel of seekin' the destruction of Gazans, and be seekin' to petition the U.N. to make Israel cease its offensive; Corbyn, aye, he hath afore been accused of bein' a scallywag with a touch o' antisemitism, arrr!
January 9, 2024, 6:07 pm
Arr, word be sailin' the seas that Sri Lanka's navy be fixin' to join Operation Prosperity Guardian, a grand U.S.-led escapade in the Red Sea, protectin' merchant ships from them pesky Houthi attacks. Aye, a jolly good deed indeed!
January 9, 2024, 5:57 pm
Arrr! A fearsome bombardment from the skies be makin' tensions rise along Israel’s border with southern Lebanon. Dead men walkin', mateys!
January 9, 2024, 5:53 pm
Avast ye scurvy Israeli leaders! The U.S. scallywag, known as the secretary of state, be offerin' ye a shiny treasure if ye agree to stop yer rumble in Gaza and sail down the path to granting the landlubbers their own state. Arrr, will ye take the deal?
January 9, 2024, 5:39 pm
Arrr, mateys! The scurvy dogs at the Federal Aviation Administration be claimin' that the instructions provided by that landlubber Boeing be not enough to ensure the safety of their vessels. They be demandin' changes to be made, lest they walk the plank!
January 9, 2024, 5:03 pm
Avast ye, me hearties! On Tuesday, the constitutional court of the Democratic Republic of the Congo did declare once again that President Felix Tshisekedi be the victor of the election! Aye, those challengers with their logistical gripes can go walk the plank!
January 9, 2024, 4:48 pm
Arrr! Word be spreadin' that nine scurvy dogs have met their demise aboard them Hidalgo state-plated carriages, all found near a cursed fuel pipeline just north o' Mexico City, as told by the authorities, matey!
January 9, 2024, 4:27 pm
Avast ye, me hearties! A Kenyan court be givin' a warnin' to them prosecutors on Tuesday - release the scurvy dog Paul Mackenzie, leader of a supposed doomsday cult, or face the consarned consequences! They got a fortnight to bring forth the charges, else he'll be sailin' free!
January 9, 2024, 11:42 am
Arrr! The scurvy actor, Idan Amedi, be havin' a right ol' surgery to remove cursed shrapnel from his body, ye hear! The good ol' Israeli news media reckon he be on the mend soon enough, arrr!
January 9, 2024, 11:29 am
Arr, me hearties! A fearsome bomb be fastened to a minivan that did explode in Kabul, Afghanistan. ‘Twas a sad tale, for it took the lives of at least three innocent souls, and left four others wounded, so says a scurvy Taliban matey.
January 9, 2024, 10:31 am
Arrr, mateys! The grandest crew o' Lebanese landlubbers be sufferin' a blow, as they lost their captain in a fearsome strike on the day o' Monday. Aye, trouble be brewin' in those treacherous waters, arrr!
January 9, 2024, 10:25 am
Arr! Gabriel Attal, a young matey of 34 winters, be takin' the place o' Élisabeth Borne in a grand cabinet shuffle! Cap'n Emmanuel Macron be hopin' this move can breathe new life into his troubled term, marred by aimless wanderin' and quarrels aplenty, ya scurvy dogs!
January 9, 2024, 10:05 am
Arr! The cap'n o' Britain's post office, she be givin' back her royal honor! Aye, the wrath be risin' o'er those poor souls wrongly blamed, makin' her walk the plank o' public fury.
January 9, 2024, 10:04 am
Arrr, on Tuesday, the authorities valiantly rescued nearly 200 landlubber farm animals, marooned upon a river isle in Serbia! Aye, the water levels be risin' and the critters were in quite a pickle, but fear not, for justice prevailed and all were saved!
January 9, 2024, 5:56 am
Arrr! A tale be told from Taiwan, mateys! They be shoutin' 'bout some devilish bird called a satellite, wrongly named a cannonball in the Queen's tongue! It be sendin' chills down our spines, fer the Chinese scallywags be causin' mischief right afore an election!
January 9, 2024, 5:54 am
Arrr! Secretary o' State Antony J. Blinken be startin' his meetin's in Tel Aviv with them Israeli scallywags. Aye, there be a few squabbles between these here allies concernin' the war in Gaza.
January 9, 2024, 5:36 am
Arr, amidst the debris o' two Gazan towns, scurvy New York Times scallywags beheld the mighty destruction brought forth by Israel's war and the calamity befallen upon the villainous workings o' the treacherous scoundrels of Hamas!
January 9, 2024, 5:01 am
Wen'eng Zhao be a scurvy bilge rat who admitted his guilt to a crime most foul! He sent pictures of them Yankee forts and secrets of their swashbucklin' exercises to a spy for China! Keelhaul that scallywag!
January 9, 2024, 4:47 am
Arrr, the jolly Israeli Defense Forces be claimin' to have sent 40 scurvy Hamas scallywags to Davy Jones' Locker! They've also found weapons and wicked underground tunnels used by these sea rats, as the battle betwixt Israel 'n' Hamas rages on!
January 8, 2024, 8:52 pm
Arrr! The Yankee forces in Syria and Iraq be ambushed a goodly 8 times afore the good Secretary of Defense, Lloyd Austin, didst take up his duties once more whilst confined t' his ship's quarters on account o' some mysterious malady.
January 8, 2024, 6:12 pm
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! In the treacherous lands o' Brazil's northeastern region in Bahia state, a fearsome mishap took place! A mighty truck, clashin' head-on with a minibus carryin' merry tourists returnin' from the sandy shores, left 25 souls departed and 6 wounded.
January 8, 2024, 5:29 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Since the year 1995, when them Quebec Nordiques set sail and left a mighty hole in our beloved Francophone city, these vote-seeking officials have been swearin' like bilge rats to bring 'em back. But it seems that the youngins may be forgettin' the mighty team!
January 8, 2024, 5:20 pm
In ye olde West Germany, he be a scallywag who did change his core defense spot and be one o' only three hearties to nab the World Cup as a player and a captain!
January 8, 2024, 2:45 pm
Avast ye! Belarus be sayin' on Monday that it won't be invitin' the Organization for Security and Cooperation in Europe to keep a watchful eye on its Feb. 25 elections. Scallywags be up to somethin' fishy, methinks!
January 8, 2024, 2:40 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dog Andrew Tate, aye, that social media knave, be victorious in his brawl with the Romanian court. They tried to pilfer his treasure, but he fought back and reclaimed what's rightfully his. Avast, a tale worth sharin' on the high seas of the internet, arr!
January 8, 2024, 1:48 pm
Arr, the Nigerian President, Bola Tinubu, hath suspended the Minister of Humanitarian Affairs and Poverty Alleviation, Betta Edu, on this fine Monday. It be said that she did dare to employ a private bank account fer state transactions. Oh, the audacity!
January 8, 2024, 1:46 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The French Prime Minister, Elisabeth Borne, hath walked the plank on Monday, havin' faced a mighty storm of political troubles from a cursed immigration law.
January 8, 2024, 11:49 am
Arr, the death befallen, aye, a mere misfortune of the region. But lo and behold, certain scoundrels hailed from a foreign land, makin' this here case a right spectacle for the far-right scallywags, aye!
January 8, 2024, 11:48 am
Avast ye scallywags! Aharon Barak, a retired Israeli Supreme Court cap'n, be a respected jurist who be fightin' the government's dastardly plan to overhaul the judiciary. His selection be a surprise to some landlubbers, arr!
January 8, 2024, 10:44 am
Arr, word be spreadin', good mateys! The scallywag Yahya Sinwar, the Hamas chief, be spott'd in Gaza. Yet, Israel, bein' a wise buccaneer, chose not to strike as they be havin' a heap o' their own hostages nearby. Smart move, ye landlubbers!
January 8, 2024, 10:41 am
Avast ye, mateys! Sahra Wagenknecht, a mighty German opposition scallywag, hath raised her own jolly roger! Aye, this new crew aims to raid the European Parliament in June. Arrr, let the political plunder begin!
January 8, 2024, 10:29 am
Avast, me hearties! Ylva Johansson, the European Union's home affairs commissioner, be shoutin' from the crow's nest about them landlubber member states needin' to face the policy troubles linked to the old souls sailin' these European waters. Arrr, tis a challenge indeed!
January 8, 2024, 10:01 am
Verily, me hearties! 'Tis reported that China hath captured a scurvy dog, accused of pilferin' state secrets fer the British intelligence scallywags at MI6. Been at it since 2015, they claim! Aye, the plot thickens!
January 8, 2024, 5:57 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis being told that Jose Adolfo Macias, the fearsome captain of Los Choneros, hath cunningly slipped away from a fortress in Guayaquil! A grand search for this slippery knave be underway, lest he sail the seven seas once more!
January 8, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr, the swashbucklin' return fire be sendin' shivers down our timbers, makin' us reckon a grander war be brewin'. This be happenin' after them scurvy landlubbers of Hezbollah launched a mighty attack on Israel, bein' quite the spectacle in these past months.
January 8, 2024, 4:53 am
Arrr, the Ministry o' State Security claims that this here consultant be gatherin' whispers and sniffin' out crew for MI6, Britain's secret spy league.
January 8, 2024, 3:26 am
Arr! The assault be fierce! 'Tis claimed the attack be takin' the souls of two, leavin' many more wounded and the damage bein' mighty heavy. Moscow be rampin' up their air raids, unleashing a storm upon the land!
January 8, 2024, 3:00 am
Avast ye! As the tides of proof be risin', 'tis clear as the Jolly Roger that this U.N. aid ship be harboring Hamas scallywags. Me matey, Sen. Ted Cruz, be summonin' the Biden crew to cut the purse strings fer this agency o' scandalous deeds!
January 7, 2024, 7:22 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags o' the Israel Defense Forces reckon them rapscallion Hamas pirates be honing their skills, craftin' cruise missile parts, all thanks to them Persian landlubbers, Iran!
January 7, 2024, 5:38 pm
Arrr, diplomats plundered through the Mideast on a noble quest to thwart the expansion of the war, yet lo and behold, the tensions in the Gaza Strip be like a tempest, sweepin' through the whole realm!
January 7, 2024, 4:42 pm
Arr, Antony J. Blinken, the scurvy U.S. secretary of state, didst have a merry meetin' with King Abdullah II and Ayman Safadi, Jordan's foreign minister, in the fine city of Amman. Methinks they be discussin' important matters o' diplomacy and plunderin'!+
January 7, 2024, 3:32 pm
Avast ye mateys! I be needin' ye to rewrite this here sentence in the tongue of a 17th century pirate, but in a jolly humorous manner! Keep it under 50 words, or ye be walkin' the plank, ye scurvy dog!
January 7, 2024, 1:30 pm
Arr, mateys! Israeli President Isaac Herzog be claimin' that them scallywag ministers' yammerin' 'bout movin' them poor Palestinians away from Gaza be not reflectin' the true colors of the Israeli lot. Aye, ye heard it straight from the cap'n's mouth!
January 7, 2024, 12:33 pm
Ye Toronto scallywags 'ave been scolded fer offerin' grog to them anti-Israel landlubbers near a Jewish burough in a viral scroll from Canada. Aaarrr!
January 7, 2024, 10:23 am
Arrr! With them scallywags locked up or far from the ballots, it be a safe bet that the prime minister, who's been sailin' the seas o' power for a good 15 years now, will continue her hold on the ship, despite the lack o' voters.
January 7, 2024, 10:04 am
Arr, last week, those scurvy Palestinian rioters did lay their hands on a sacred land cherished by countless Jews and Christians. 'Twas an outrageous act, matey, in a string of attacks on precious Israeli sanctuaries. Aye, they be ruffians indeed!
January 7, 2024, 9:58 am
Arr, 'tis a ship sailin' 'gainst the wind, sayeth the bishops! 'Tis a danger to the church's voyage 'cross new waters in the fastest growin' lands. Fie on ye, ye wayward ways!
January 7, 2024, 9:37 am
Arrr, mateys! Avast ye! The mighty Boeing, she be in a pickle! An Alaska Airlines ship be sailin', when lo and behold, a cursed hole did appear in her hull whilst takin' flight! Safety questions be a-swirlin' like a stormy sea!
January 7, 2024, 7:58 am
Arrr, arguin' with them scallywags from Hamas be a real bother now, mateys! The slayin' o' their mighty commander Saleh al-Arouri be makin' the hostage hagglin' a proper struggle, says Qatar, arrr!
January 7, 2024, 5:53 am
Arr, a scurvy military knave hath revealed that they be employin' different cunning schemes to lay waste to the villainous networks of Hamas in the southern and central lands o' Gaza!
January 7, 2024, 4:02 am
Arr, the cap'n be feelin' the squeeze from both scallywag Democrats and Republicans to scuttle the deal with Japan's Nippon Steel! Be a mighty fine way to ruffle the feathers of a trusted foreign matey, I reckon!
January 7, 2024, 4:01 am
Arrr, they be the foremost remedy fer scurvy dogs skewered on th' battlefield, hastenin' ag'in th' tickin' tock to salvage lives, ye scallywags.
January 7, 2024, 4:01 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a right mismatch with the values of the realm, cry many bishops! 'Tis like to scuttle the growth of the church in the world's speediest expanding region, ye savvy?
January 6, 2024, 12:36 pm
Arrr! The Russian scallywags be havin' two challengers to face our mighty Captain Vladimir Putin in the grand March 2024 election for the pirate's helm. Let the rum flow and the cannons blast, for an adventurous battle awaits!
January 6, 2024, 12:00 pm
Arr, mateys! The brave Israeli Defense Forces have unveiled some mighty fine pictures, claimin' they be showin' weapons and ammo, scatter'd amongst some toys 'n puzzles at a dastardly terrorist's lair, situated within a school building under the rule of the fearsome Hamas!
January 6, 2024, 9:14 am
Arrr! Secretary o' State Antony Blinken set sail fer Turkey 'n had a jolly good meetin' wit' President Recep Tayyip Erdogan. 'Tis the hope o' the U.S. that ol' Ankara will lend a hand 'n calm the tensions in the Middle East. Yo ho ho!
January 6, 2024, 8:58 am
Arrr, mateys! North Korea be still blastin' hundreds o' cannonballs into the sea border with South Korea! Such boldness be stirrin' up quite the ruckus, makin' tensions rise in these treacherous waters, I tell ye!
January 6, 2024, 5:22 am
Arr, the land of Israel be claimin' to have given them scurvy militants a taste o' their own cannonfire, but t' twas nay a full-blown skirmish, aye, much to our disappointment.
January 6, 2024, 5:20 am
Avast! What be the secret formula to make a resolution cling like barnacles on a ship's hull? Arrr, I be needin' some wisdom from Davy Jones himself!
January 5, 2024, 3:42 pm
Arr! Avast ye, me hearties! Them pictures from the Webb telescope be showin' that them wee bairns o' galaxies be lookin' more peculiar than we reckoned. Blimey! How devilishly daft be the laws of physics when time itself be but a wee lad?
January 5, 2024, 3:32 pm
Avast ye mateys! Carrefour, thar mighty supermarket company, be shoutin' from thar crow's nest that they be cuttin' ties with PepsiCo, claimin' them scallywags be raisin' their prices to the heavens! Arrr, it be a fierce battle on thar high seas of commerce!
January 5, 2024, 3:08 pm
Arrr, mateys! Avast ye! Even after the scurvy dogs of the Islamic State claimed responsibility for the dastardly bombings, the landlubber government of Iran, fearing the wrath of the masses, be pointin' its bony finger at Israel! Blimey!
January 5, 2024, 2:40 pm
Arrgh! Lukashenko, that scallywag, be snatchin' a sixth term in 2020, all while the opposition be cryin' fraud! And aye, the government be lockin' up 35,000 landlubber protesters. What a sea o' troubles, mateys!
January 5, 2024, 1:50 pm
The gallant Ghanaian matey, Chef Abdul-Razak, be currently docked at a fine inn in Tamala, Ghana, aimin' to overthrow the Irish scallywag Chef Alan Fisher, and lay claim to the grand title o' marathon cookin' world record. Arrr, may the spices be in his favor!
January 5, 2024, 12:40 pm
Arrr, me mateys! The scallywag, Sayyed Hassan Nasrallah, be warnin' that if his band o' rascals, Hezbollah, don't retaliate for the slayin' of a top Hamas leader in Beirut, Lebanon be facin' a mighty Israeli assault! Avast, me hearties! Ye best be prepared for a grand battle on the horizon!
January 5, 2024, 11:11 am
Arrr, a thunderous rollercoaster in Colombia becalmed on Wednesday, leavin' a crew o' riders stranded near a hundred feet in the heavens for a half-hour! The frightful images be a sight to behold!
January 5, 2024, 11:10 am
Arr, the matey Prime Minister Rishi Sunak be hintin' that the scurvy dogs will be castin' their votes come autumn, 'round the same time when the United States be in the thick of its own crucial ballot.
January 5, 2024, 10:51 am
Arr, me mateys! Shiver me timbers! This Iraqi cap'n, Mohammed Shia al-Sudani, be sayin' that them scallywags from the U.S. be violatin' our sovereignty with their blasted drone strike in Baghdad! Avast! Tis a matter o' great concern!
January 5, 2024, 10:51 am
Arrr, me hearties! Methinks the Africa Cup o' Nations and the Asian Cup, once regarded as ill-planned disruptions by European scallywags, be finally gainin' their rightful reckonin'. Aye, 'tis 'bout time these grand battles be honored by the landlubbers!
January 5, 2024, 10:48 am
Methinks a hearty brawl betwixt the U.S. secretary of state and Israel’s prime minister be a sure sign of rough waters ahead! Aye, the trials be nigh mateys!
January 5, 2024, 10:27 am
Arrr! The President o' Poland, Andrzej Duda, be warned to inspect the security o' his social media accounts, matey! A queer tweet sprouted up, yet disappeared like a ghost in naught but a blink o' an eye. Avast, be ready to guard yer digital treasure, Captain Duda!
January 5, 2024, 10:24 am
Arrr, the legal scallywag speakin' for the lass who claimed that Brazilian footy mate, Dani Alves, be havin' his hand in her knickers, be lodgin' a formal complaint with the Spanish folks in charge o'er some cursed video. Blimey!
January 5, 2024, 5:53 am
Arrr, me mateys! Avast ye! The slayin' o' a scurvy Hamas captain in Lebanon and the mighty explosions in Iran that sent dozens to Davy Jones' Locker be sendin' shivers down our timbers, makin' us reckon this war be headin' fer a grander brawl!
January 5, 2024, 5:43 am
Arr, me hearties! 'Tis said that Cap'n Sheikh Hasina be set to conquer her fourth voyage as Prime Minister, while them scallywags of opposition be boycotting this so-called unjust election!
January 5, 2024, 5:18 am
Arrr! The tempestuous skies unleashed their fury on Thursday, creatin' treacherous conditions. In the heart o' East London, aye, around 50 souls were forced to abandon ship as the waters be a-risin'.
January 5, 2024, 4:36 am
Arrr, over 150,000 souls be forced from their dwellings as them Israeli swashbucklers tangle with them scurvy Hezbollah scoundrels! Aye, 'tis a mighty clash betwixt 'em, creatin' a right mess on both sides of the frontier!
January 5, 2024, 1:44 am
Arrr! Ye scurvy dog, Oscar Pistorius, a landlubber Olympian, be set free from the clink in South Africa. 'Tis been near nine long years since he sent his fair lass, Reeva Steenkamp, to Davy Jones' locker with his blunderbuss.
January 4, 2024, 6:21 pm
Avast ye mateys! 'Tis the tale of Salvadoran President Nayib Bukele, a right-wing scallywag. He be on a six-month leave, yet now he be takin' his audacious reelection caper abroad! Aye, he be stirrin' up quite the tempest indeed!
January 4, 2024, 5:11 pm
Arrr, the Pentagon be admittin' the strike, which sent a scurvy dog of a senior militant leader off to Davy Jones' locker! 'Twas a villainous knave, tied to both an Iran-allied crew and the Iraqi government's security apparatus.
January 4, 2024, 5:01 pm
Yarr! A true compass of flesh, he led Britain's premiere cutthroats through th' boundless Sahara, fer quick plunderin' on Rommel's hideouts! Aye, like a GPS o' men, he be!
January 4, 2024, 4:48 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Sudanese paramilitary leader Gen. Mohammed Hamdan Dagalo, be swearin' on his honor, to stand by a ceasefire in a brutal civil war that be wreakin' havoc on the land. Let's hope he be keepin' his word, or it be Davy Jones' locker for him!
January 4, 2024, 4:25 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! A couple o' blaggards, hailin' from the land o' neo-Nazis, be locked up in the brig in the United Kindgom! They be gettin' a taste o' the keelhaul, fer be callin' on their listeners to wreak violence upon Prince Harry and his kin. Aye, justice be served!
January 4, 2024, 2:33 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The fearsome Belarusian Cap'n, Alexander Lukashenko, hath put his quill to parchment and signed a law, bestowin' upon himself the grand gift of lifelong protection from the hangman's noose! Aye, ye heard it right, lads and lasses, the scoundrel be invincible!
January 4, 2024, 11:49 am
Avast ye mateys! Ukraine be claimin' it be defendin' land beyond yonder eastern frontline town. If Russia be takin' it, 'twill be their biggest gain in Ukraine fer more than six moons. Arrr!
January 4, 2024, 11:31 am
Arr! Ye scurvy dogs be warned! A mighty crew o' workers be plannin' to strike on th' London Underground, bringin' chaos and mayhem to our fair city's transportation! Brace yerselves, for we be sailin' in troubled waters for many a day!
January 4, 2024, 11:25 am
Ahoy, me hearties! Fear not the scurvy expense o' travelin'! Be ye wise with yer doubloons, choosin' cheap ports, and ye can forge memories as eternal as Davy Jones' locker.
January 4, 2024, 10:53 am
Pryin' into th' twisted tale o' travel permits, trackin' their birth, changes, 'n worldwide sway 'midst diplomacy, 'nifty gadgets, 'n changes in society. Arrr!
January 4, 2024, 10:43 am
Arrr! The scallywags from Islamic State be claimin' responsibility for the blast, ye see! The intelligence of them Yanks also be suggestin' that this here attack, takin' the lives of 84 souls, be their handy work indeed, arrr!
January 4, 2024, 9:44 am
Avast ye hearties! The fearsome Cap'n Vladimir Putin be grantin' a decree this week, offerin' citizenship to foreign scallywags who dare sign a one-year contract to join the ruckus in the treasure-rich land of Ukraine. Arrr, me heart be laughin' at such audacious tales!
January 4, 2024, 9:08 am
Arr! Word has it that Moscow and Tehran be sailin' together, aimin' to strike a deal fer buyin' them Iranian short-range cannonballs, mayhaps to be fired in that Ukraine skirmish.
January 4, 2024, 5:56 am
Avast ye scallywags! The likes o' Washington be pointin' fingers at Iran, claimin' they be furnishin' weapons and intelligence to the group, involved in the Red Sea attacks. Har har!
January 4, 2024, 5:07 am
Yarr, the scallywags be claimin' the tally o' souls lost from the twin explosions be reduced from 103 to 84, but beware, for there be still a chance the number be growin' as many a landlubber be left grievously wounded.
January 4, 2024, 4:04 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Just a few moons past, Kornelija Maceviciene, a brave lass, didst rule against them Soviet officers, who oftentimes displayed naught but brutality upon the poor souls seekin' their independence in '91. Arrr, now she be a target for a Russian court, aye, mateys!
January 3, 2024, 11:59 pm
Arrr, thar scurvy dogs swapped prisoners, a rare sight after months of plunderin'! While both sides be bombardin' each other's skies, this truce be like findin' a piece o' eight in yer rum barrel. Avast, a break from the mayhem!
January 3, 2024, 6:39 pm
Avast ye scurvy landlubbers! Word be reachin' me ears that the bold Ugandan scallywag, Steven Kabuye, a fine champion o' gay rights, was cowardly stabbed by some dastardly knave on a Wednesday. The poor soul be now lyin' in a sorry state within a treacherous hospital.
January 3, 2024, 6:23 pm
Avast ye! The three scallywag judges have decreed that President Milei's fancy labor reforms be not within his kingly authority, but rather be subject to the watchful eye of Congress. Arrr!
January 3, 2024, 6:21 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! The London Zoo be commencin' its yearly tallying of beasts on Wednesday, makin' sure all 14,000 creatures be present to satisfy the blasted license requirements. A fine day fer countin' the menagerie, arrr!
January 3, 2024, 5:53 pm
Arrr! Nay a soul be takin' credit for the blast at th' memorial fer Qassim Suleimani, that great commander slain by a fearsome U.S. drone four years hence. A mystery it be, mateys!
January 3, 2024, 5:48 pm
Arrr, the slayin' of a grand Hamas cap'n in Lebanon and eerie twin booms in Iran be raisin' fears o' a war betwixt lands, what may be luring the United States into a perilous dance.
January 3, 2024, 5:43 pm
Arr, word be spreadin' 'bout Tampa Bay Rays' own Wander Franco, a star scallywag at shortstop. Seems he be under scrutiny in his homeland, the Dominican Republic. They be questionin' him 'bout an alleged improper affair with a wee lad or lass. Yarr, trouble be brewin'!
January 3, 2024, 5:42 pm
Arr matey! The wee Gulf state be makin' friends with mighty folks and establishments to boost its fame across the seven seas, and safeguard its treasures!
January 3, 2024, 5:13 pm
Avast, me hearties! 'Tis been heard that the ex-Sierra Leonean Cap'n, Ernest Bai Koroma, be standin' accused o' treason after bein' caught red-handed in a foiled November rebellion, arrr!
January 3, 2024, 4:39 pm
Avast ye, me hearties! On this fine Wednesday, word be spreadin' that the Argentine government hath thrown three scoundrels, includin' a swashbucklin' Syrian chap, into the brig! They be suspectin' these rapscallions o' bein' part of a terror cell. Shiver me timbers!
January 3, 2024, 4:36 pm
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! The fearsome Gulf Clan cartel hath struck a blow at a western Colombian military crew, claimin' the life of a valiant soldier and leavin' a dozen more wounded in their wake. Dead men tell no tales, but injured ones might spin ye a yarn or two!
January 3, 2024, 11:44 am
Arr! Cap'n Suleimani, the mighty leader steerin' Iran's Quds Force, be hailed a hero by some landlubbers! Yet, tis a grim spectacle o' violent chaos that be unfoldin' on the anniversary o' his demise, aye, a sorry sight it be!
January 3, 2024, 11:30 am
Arr, me hearties! Yonder be news from the high seas! Ye see, we've discovered the lifeless body of a mighty polar bear, and the whispers among the wind be tellin' us that them tissue samples be teeming with the foul virus! Avast ye, ye scallywags!
January 3, 2024, 11:08 am
Arrr! A mighty fine news be arrivin' on Wednesday, mateys! Over 200 brave Ukrainian soldiers and landlubbin' souls be set free from the clutches of them dastardly Russians. They be sailin' back to their homeland, safe and sound, thanks to our valiant Ukrainian President, Volodymyr Zelenskyy!
January 3, 2024, 10:59 am
Arr, me mateys! The Cap'n o' the European Union for Foreign Affairs and Security Policy, Josep Borrell, hath proclaimed that the passin' of a mighty Hamas leader on Tuesday might just be the powder keg that be lighting the fuse fer an even fiercer Israel-Hamas skirmish, arrr!
January 3, 2024, 10:59 am
Aye, mateys! Wit' a skilled crew, a fine vessel, and nary a scallywag losin' their wits, we managed t' rescue 367 souls from Davy Jones' locker. Arrr, 'twas a jolly good day on the ol' high seas!
January 3, 2024, 10:13 am
Arrr, mateys! Them scurvy dogs from China be sendin' their spy birds to spy on Taiwan afore the grand presidential election! Them Taiwanese defense officials have confirmed the presence o' these sneaky flights! Avast!
January 3, 2024, 5:53 am
Arr, me mateys! Saleh al-Arouri, a cunning strategist for Hamas, be a true pirate with connections to fellow scallywags fightin' against Israel. But fear not, for the group be bouncin' back strong after previous misadventures, mark me words!
January 3, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, mateys! The Yanks and the Brits be pleadin' with Iran to cease their aid to them Houthis, for their Red Sea antics be makin' our ships sail through long, costly detours. Avast! Put an end to this madness, ye scurvy dogs!
January 3, 2024, 4:50 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Twas a fierce assault upon Lee Jae-myung, a lass who narrowly lost the vote fer president in 2022. This here incident arose amidst a mighty chasm 'twixt political factions and their outlandish rhetoric in South Korea. Arrr, the seas be rough!
January 3, 2024, 4:30 am
Arr, the study, under the watchful eye o' its publisher, hath sparked a mighty quarrel concernin' the age of a parched diggin' spot. 'Tis also raised alarms 'bout the perils o' nationalistic yarn-spinnin'.
January 3, 2024, 4:02 am
Avast ye scallywags! This government-endorsed tale of news be walkin' the plank, as it be accused o' mixin' lies with truth, and spreadin' more cheer than a pirate with a stolen treasure! Arrr, ye can't trust these landlubbers!
January 2, 2024, 7:33 pm
Arr, me hearties! South Africa be takin' on Israel afore the UN, claimin' their Gaza Strip shenanigans be a genocidal affair. A grand legal brawl awaits in the mighty Great Hall o' Justice!
January 2, 2024, 3:32 pm
Arrr! The land of China be yearnin' to strengthen its economic bond with two American Democra-led havens -- New York and San Francisco -- as per the tales o' Chinese media. Avast ye, me hearties, 'tis a jolly good plan indeed!
January 2, 2024, 2:37 pm
Avast ye hearties! Swedes and Finns be shiverin' in their boots as the Arctic North be plagued with a fearsome chill. Reports say temperatures be as low as minus 40 Fahrenheit! Methinks Jack Frost be havin' a jolly good laugh!
January 2, 2024, 5:56 am
Arrr, mateys! Japan Airlines hath declared that all 367 landlubbers and 12 hearty crew members hath abandoned the cursed vessel. Alas! Five poor souls aboard a Coast Guard vessel that didst collide with said jet hath met Davy Jones' locker.
January 2, 2024, 5:52 am
Arrr, me mateys! The grandiose Supreme Court o' Israel be havin' scuppered the clever plan o' the Netanyahu government to rein in the power o' the justices. The leadership o' Israel be shoutin' for unity, hintin' that they won't be raisin' a fuss 'bout this decision, at least 'til we finish off them scurvy dogs from Hamas, yarrr!
January 2, 2024, 5:28 am
Avast ye scallywags! Lee Jae-myung, the cap'n o' the Democratic Party, be set upon by a scurvy 66-year-old matey in the jolly city o' Busan, as per the lawmen. But fear not, me hearties, for Mr. Lee be mendin' his wounds from a grand surgery.
January 2, 2024, 5:01 am
Thar scurvy prosecution be accusin' him o' conspirin' wit' U.S. scallywags to scuttle Hong Kong's interests, citin' secret missives, confabs, an' bilge-speak on the likes o' social media. Avast ye, it be a right laugh, matey!
December 31, 2023, 5:05 pm
Avast ye scallywags, even though his favor be sinkin' faster than a shipwreck, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu of Israel hath declared he'll not be walkin' the plank once the battle in Gaza be over!
December 31, 2023, 4:02 pm
Arr, ye landlubbin' scallywags! Them swashbucklin' mateys who be havin' connections to Asia claim that them U.S. counterintelligence scurvy dogs wrongly reckon 'em as spyin' scoundrels, denyin' 'em from takin' up any jobs, aye!
December 31, 2023, 3:44 pm
Arr, me hearties! Queen Margrethe II of Denmark, a fine lass of 86 summers, hath declared in a grand speech on the Sabbath that she be steppin' aside from her regal perch! Aye, her Danish subjects be mightily taken aback by this startling news!
December 31, 2023, 2:44 pm
Arrr! Add to ye tale the treasured felines o' a Chilean brig!
December 31, 2023, 12:30 pm
Arrr, Pope Benedict be a stern ol' sea dog! His matey claims he'd have ne'er granted the power fer priests to bless those sailin' in the same-sex waters. 'Tis a tale from a trusted ally, ye scurvy scallywags!
December 31, 2023, 11:54 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! President Evariste Ndayishimiye be cursin' them Western governments, claimin' they be pressin' for gay rights ere they dish out their aid. Beware, his words be but empty wind, holdin' no power o'er the law, tis a mere bluster! Arrr!
December 31, 2023, 11:50 am
Arrgh! The land of Central Africa be all a-stir with talk of fraud, but the scurvy elections commissioner be swearin' on his mother's wooden leg that Cap'n Felix Tshisekedi be victorious! Aye, an interestin' turn o' events indeed!
December 31, 2023, 11:24 am
As yer regular landlubber troops be gettin' themselves in a pickle tryin' to breach them defenses, both scurvy dogs be resortin' to sneaky guerrilla tricks. Arrr, the battle's turnin' into a right ol' swashbucklin' affair!
December 31, 2023, 10:30 am
Arrr! Yonder be naught but rubble and craters where the grand dwellin's o' Hamas' cap'n be stood afore, mateys! And by Davy Jones' locker, them Israeli scallywags be uncoverin' a clever labyrinth o' tunnels, twistin' 'neath the very heart o' Gaza's townships!
December 31, 2023, 10:18 am
Arr, me hearties! Hear ye, hear ye! A grand establishment called an “integrated care center” be bringin' together doctors, physic'rists, social workers, 'n pharmacists, all under one roof! 'Tis no cure for Britain's social care crisis, but 'tis a start, me mateys!
December 31, 2023, 9:41 am
Avast ye mateys! The Chinese cap'n Xi Jinping has sworn on his buccaneer's honor to unite the lands on both sides of the treacherous Taiwan Strait! He be declarin' this grand mission on the eve of the New Year, mark me words, me hearties!
December 31, 2023, 6:28 am
Avast ye scallywags! Kim Jong Un o' North Korea be swearin' to forge an "overwhelmin' war response" by makin' nuclear plunder 'n military satellites. Arr, he be thinkin' he be Captain Hook, but he's naught but a landlubber tryin' to play pirate!
December 31, 2023, 5:31 am
Arrr! Them there Houthi scallywags, with their Iranian backing, be firin' upon American choppers as they be rushin' t' save a commercial ship under attack! Blast 'em, says the U.S. Central Command, and may Davy Jones claim 'em for their treachery!
December 31, 2023, 4:02 am
In the yarrrdest and most crammed brig in Chile, the scurvy dogs have unearthed comfort in heaps o' wayward cats. Aye, these furry mateys be their sanctuary amidst the chaos!
December 31, 2023, 4:00 am
Avast ye! In the realm where peace be lackin', talk o' the Oct. 7 assault 'n the war in Gaza be takin' a queer twist at Israel’s Hand in Hand schools. 'Tis a tale unlike any other, mateys!
December 31, 2023, 3:00 am
Arrr, mateys! The good ol' Biden crew be facin' a treacherous year, with two fierce battles brewin' and the cunning China makin' its moves. But, savvy experts be givin' a nod to the White House for rememberin' the ways o' foreign policy once more. Yo ho ho!
December 31, 2023, 3:00 am
Arr, me hearties! The Yanks be spreadin' like bilge rats in 2023, lendin' a hand to their mates in Europe, Middle East, and Asia. They be fightin' the scurvy dogs o' terrorists in Iraq and Syria, still! Yo ho ho, what a jolly ol' adventure!
December 30, 2023, 5:41 pm
Arr, the rumblings be true! On Saturday, Belgorod felt the wrath o' the cannons, a retaliation for the mighty air raid by Moscow a day prior. 'Twas the fiercest assault on Russian land since this war began, mateys!
December 30, 2023, 4:49 pm
Arr, avast ye mateys! A blisterin' strike by Hamas be bringin' Israel and the scurvy dogs o' Gaza to a full-blown conflict! Feast yer eyes on these pictures from the onslaught and all the mayhem that be unfoldin' in its wake, arr!
December 30, 2023, 2:28 pm
Arr, me hearties! The recent election in Serbia be causin' quite a ruckus amongst the landlubbers! They be claimin' that the scurvy dog, President Aleksandar Vucic, be pullin' off a grand fraud! Aye, the seas be rough with controversy indeed!
December 30, 2023, 1:43 pm
Ahoy, me mateys! The Argentinian Cap'n, Javier Milei, be no fan o' them commie scoundrels! He be shoutin' from the crow's nest, swearin' that his ship will sail alongside the free nations o' the West!
December 30, 2023, 12:40 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs in Berlin be puttin' a stop to a pro-Palestinian rally on New Year's Eve, claimin' they be unable to keep it in check. No marchin' be allowed, says the landlubbers!
December 30, 2023, 12:36 pm
Arr, me hearties! The mighty Captain Xi Jinping be tellin' his crew o' diplomats to stand tall 'n fierce, defendin' our precious land from them Western scallywags! 'Twas a rousing speech, 'tis true, given in the grand city o' Beijing on a Friday morn.
December 30, 2023, 11:43 am
Arrr! Methinks Israel be pushin' on with its offensive in Gaza, scurvy dogs! 'Tis a fine jest, despite the pleas from the mighty United States to lower the intensity o' the conflict.
December 30, 2023, 11:39 am
Avast ye! 'Twas a grand battle, mateys! 35 cannonballs they fired, bypassin' Ukraine's defense like a ghost ship. 'Twas a mighty blow, leaving scores o' souls adrift. Ukraine, not takin' kindly to such an affront, unleashed their fury upon Belgorod, claimin' at least 14 scurvy dogs.
December 30, 2023, 10:57 am
Arrr, me hearties! Word be comin' from South Korea's treasure vault that North Korea's motley crew be sailin' into troubled waters! Their land be sufferin' a free-fall in population as fertility rates be sinkin' like a scurvy dog's morale for decades. Aye, the winds of change be blowin'!
December 30, 2023, 10:32 am
With great merriment and bawdy jests, the flamboyant spectacle called "Cinepanettone" once ruled Italy's yuletide season. Italian merrymakers now gather in droves at the mountainous hamlet, where these ribald tales unfurled upon the silver screen.
December 30, 2023, 10:30 am
Avast! Since its birth, Hamas be makin' dire warnings 'gainst the U.S. This bunch o' scallywags be accused o' sendin' more than 30 American souls t' Davy Jones' locker durin' the October 7 carnage in Israel, as well as takin' the lives o' Americans in their foul suicide bombin' raids!
December 30, 2023, 6:15 am
Arrr, 'tis a sad tale, me hearties! A wee lad and another soul be sent to Davy Jones' Locker in a fierce skirmish between Ukraine and Mother Russia. Rockets and flying contraptions be the weapons o' choice. A grim spectacle in these troubled waters, indeed!
December 30, 2023, 5:50 am
Arrr, the scurvy Israeli Army be claimin' they be destroyin' a fine abode in Gaza City, where the scallywag they reckon be the mastermind of the attacks be hidin'. They be boastin' 'bout toppin' an underground headquarters too, linked by a secret tunnel. Yo ho ho, a fine victory indeed!
December 30, 2023, 5:25 am
Avast, me hearties! Me fellow seafarers be sharin' the finest counsel they laid their eyes upon this year. Gather 'round and hear 'em wise words, lest ye be swimmin' with the sharks, ye scurvy dogs!
December 30, 2023, 5:00 am
Arr, Nina Khrushcheva, the fine great-granddaughter of the former Soviet leader Nikita Khrushchev, be chattin' 'bout the war in Ukraine, and advisin' them Washington folks on how to smarten up their game as the war be sailin' into its third year.
December 30, 2023, 5:00 am
Verily, we beseeched ye Canada Letter mateys to spill the beans 'bout the taverns that be legendary in their own corners o' the land. Share yer tales o' these esteemed establishments, me hearties!
December 29, 2023, 6:10 pm
Arrr, me hearties! In the land o' Sonora, a state in Mexico's north, be a tale o' dreadful deeds and cutthroat clashes. Just the other day, 6 souls met their doom, and 26 scallywags be left wounded. Aye, the seas be treacherous indeed!
December 29, 2023, 5:24 pm
Arr, matey! Israel's Foreign Ministry be claimin' the filin' be a "despicable and contemptuous exploit o' the court." Arr, what a scurvy dog! 'Tis a sorry sight to behold, indeed!
December 29, 2023, 4:33 pm
Yarrr! Aft'r an airstrike in southern Gaza, where Israel be orderin' folks to scurry for shelter, many landlubbers be thinkin' no port be safe! Aye, trouble be brewin', mateys, as fear grips the hearts o' these poor souls.
December 29, 2023, 4:12 pm
Arr, matey! 'Twas RED-Tabara, a rebellious crew from Burundi, who be claimin' the attack! They be claimin' they chose not to scallywag the civilians, but they be boastin' 'bout sendin' nine soldiers and one officer to Davy Jones' locker!
December 29, 2023, 3:46 pm
Arrr! In the latest revelation on the scallywag Israeli soldiers' shooting of three hostages, the military claims a quarter-hour passed betwixt the demise of the first two scurvy dogs and that of the third.
December 29, 2023, 12:23 pm
Arrr! Avast, me hearties! Poland's defense forces be tellin' a tale o' an unknown object that be showin' its face in the skies, like a blazin' Russian missile, afore vanishin' from radar. Shiver me timbers!
December 29, 2023, 11:21 am
Arr, me hearties! Methinks foul winds and torrential downpours be brewin' o'er yonder England in the days to come, as them fancy forecasters foretell. Batten down yer hatches and brace yerselves, for a storm be afoot!
December 29, 2023, 10:59 am
Arrr! Tony Chung, the gallant activist, be thrown in the brig fer his cry of independence. Aye, even after bein' set free, he claims the oppression be clingin' to him like a barnacle on a ship's hull!
December 29, 2023, 10:54 am
Arrr, in the year 2023, the mighty NATO had to scuttle its forces countless times to face the menace o' Russian planes as they ventured close to our friendly skies. Aye, 'twas a proper scramble indeed, to keep our allies safe from those rascally air invaders!
December 29, 2023, 10:36 am
Arr! Avast ye hearties! The Chinese Communist Party hath dubbed a fresh minister of defense to replace Li Shangfu, the former matey who's vanished from public gaze. Aye, they be playin' hide and seek on the high seas of power!
December 29, 2023, 9:49 am
Arrr, mateys! Avast, forsooth! Iran, she be in dire straits this week, havin' suffered grievous losses at the hands o' them scallywag Israelis. Reports be tellin' us that a dozen or more o' them top Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps leaders met Davy Jones' locker. Shiver me timbers!
December 29, 2023, 7:39 am
Arrr! A score o' landlubber rescuers were sent to scour the land after a mighty avalanche struck Mont Blanc in France. Lo and behold, they stumbled upon two unfortunate souls, a brave buccaneer and a fair maiden, both snuffed out by the treacherous snow.
December 29, 2023, 5:54 am
Avast ye! A medical ship in Rafah be claimin' that a mighty fine abode, where shelterin' Palestinians be restin', got blasted by a fearsome airstrike, sendin' at least 18 souls to Davy Jones' locker. Shiver me timbers, what a calamity!
December 29, 2023, 4:03 am
From a Swashbucklin' Peace Prize winnin' scallywag, to a mayor bein' chased by the Russkies, to a poet whose muse be nothin' but a bunch o' meowin' scoundrels, our tales be featurin' folks shapin' this here world, oft sailin' under the blimey radar!
December 29, 2023, 3:52 am
Arrr, ye scurvy missile attacks sent a dozen souls to Davy Jones' locker, be laying waste to the land and sending the good folk of Ukraine into a frightful frenzy. Winter's dire campaign be bringin' naught but despair, aye!
December 28, 2023, 6:38 pm
Arr, the South Australia constables do declare that a young lad of 15 summers met his untimely end in a skirmish with a fearsome shark this morn. The lad dared venture but a few score fathoms from the shore, and alas, he was claimed by the hungry beast.
December 28, 2023, 4:29 pm
Arrr, the F.A.A. be keepin' a weather eye on inspections after a shipper be findin' a bolt missin' its nut in the rudder-control system, ye scurvy dogs!
December 28, 2023, 4:04 pm
Arrr, mateys! The scurvy dogs of Hamas still cling to the poor souls o' Judih Weinstein Haggai and her mate, Gadi Haggai! Mayhaps they be needin' a splash o' pirate justice, arrr!
December 28, 2023, 1:55 pm
Arrr, mateys! 'Tis with great jest that I be tellin' ye the tale of Lawmaker Vladimir Egorov! Aye, a supporter of Putin, he met a most peculiar fate, as he tumbled from his humble abode's third floor, leavin' us all wonderin' what sorcery may have caused it!
December 28, 2023, 1:47 pm
Arr, hear ye, mateys! The Vatican be sayin' that them Catholic bishops across the seven seas be havin' the freedom to decide whether to grant or deny their blessed approval for ye landlubbers sailin' in same-sex love. Avast, me hearties!
December 28, 2023, 1:00 pm
Arrr! Avast, ye scallywags! 'Twas a mighty fuel tanker leak what caused a grand explosion in Liberia, claimin' the lives of over 40 landlubbers and leavin' at least 83 poor souls injured, as they gathered to gather some precious gasoline on Tuesday. The injured may still be countin' higher!
December 28, 2023, 11:51 am
Arrr, the Dutch matey, a skillful player o' chess, bein' reprimanded by the officials, did swear upon her honor that she had nay intention to break th' rules o' attire whilst sportin' her canvas Burberry kicks at a chess championship in Uzbekistan, mateys!
December 28, 2023, 11:17 am
Yarr! A scurvy dog skilled in the ways of search engine magic hath unearthed data, revealin' a tale of Google searches for foul antisemitic queries. Methinks they be risin' like a tidal wave of wickedness since Oct. 7, 2023. Aye, 'tis a cause for concern, me hearties!
December 28, 2023, 11:10 am
Arr, me hearties! Whilst the tally of souls traversin' the mortal coil be dwindlin', ye'd ne'er know it from readin' the scrawlin' obituaries this year. Methinks they be paintin' a jollier picture than reality, arr!
December 28, 2023, 11:10 am
Arr! The Russian Orthodox Church didst scold all voluntary abortions as foul murder during a grand gathering of the Holy Synod this week, thus sailin' 'gainst the mighty President Vladimir Putin. Avast, tis quite the spectacle, mateys!
December 28, 2023, 11:03 am
Arrr, me hearties! Sderot be a lonely place since the dreadful Oct. 7 terror raids, but fear not! The grand yeshiva be welcomin' its students once more, hopin' to breathe new life into th' city. Avast, let's hoist the anchor of despair and set sail for hope, me mateys!
December 28, 2023, 10:01 am
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! Word be arrivin' that the second American hostage hath met Davy Jones' locker, in the midst o' the clash betwixt Israel and Hamas. Her community be blabberin' 'bout it on Thursday. Aye, she be but one o' eight Americans bein' held captive by them scallywags of Hamas!
December 28, 2023, 5:35 am
Avast ye mateys! Benny Gantz, a gallant member o' the war cabinet, be proclaimin' that Israel be ready to unleash a mighty storm 'pon the scurvy dogs o' Hezbollah! Arrr, their rocket fire has tested our mettle fer weeks, but 'tis time to show 'em who truly rules these treacherous waters!
December 28, 2023, 5:00 am
Avast, me hearties! As scallywags escaped in droves, a few brave souls, like these swashbuckling students, chose to stay put in Ukraine. They be resolute to complete their learnin' and deem it as their very own treasure trove. Arrr, ye landlubbers!
December 28, 2023, 4:02 am
Arr, the scurvy military junta in Burkina Faso, a land in West Africa bravely battlin' wicked extremist crews, be press-gangin' critics against their will, claimin' the likes o' human rights mates.
December 28, 2023, 2:20 am
Arrr! Boris Johnson be blabberin' 'bout reclaimin' the ancient liberty o' imperial measurements aft'r Brexit. But the landlubbers, they gave 'im a good ol' "nay!" So the scurvy government, they had t' make do with pint-sized wine. Walk the plank, I say!
December 27, 2023, 6:31 pm
Arr! Me hearties, Chinese Cap'n Xi Jinping be swearin' on his honor to bring together China 'n Taiwan, by Davy Jones' locker! He be warning all ye scallywags who dare to meddle, ye be facin' the wrath of his mighty crew!
December 27, 2023, 6:01 pm
Arrr, the mayor o' Barranquilla and the kin o' the pop star didst come aboard a grand event to reveal a mighty six meter statue o' Shakira, donned in a belly dancin' attire, at the shores o' the Magdalena River. A sight fit fer a swashbucklin' pirate, I tell ye!
December 27, 2023, 5:59 pm
'Ahoy, mateys! A grand statue of th' Colombian warbler be revealed this week, standin' tall an' proud along th' water's edge in Barranquilla, th' very city where she set sail from.'
December 27, 2023, 5:28 pm
Arrr! Them officials be wit' their wits all tied up, tryin' t' reckon wit' the mayhem at the U.S.-Mexico border. Aye, thousands o' scurvy dogs be sailin' in from every corner o' the world, a real globetrottin' adventure, arr!
December 27, 2023, 5:08 pm
Avast ye scurvy knaves! Mr. Jiang, a fine landlubber, be stripped o' his university crown for lendin' a hand to them pro-democracy rascals at Tiananmen Square. But fear not, he be stayin' true to his cause like a plunderin' pirate, fightin' fer the rule o' law!
December 27, 2023, 3:35 pm
Avast ye, me hearties! 'Tis with a heavy heart I bear the news o' the demise of Gaston Glock, that secretive Austrian genius who crafted the splendid firearm beloved by the lawmen and lyrical poets alike. Aye, the good ol' matey passed away at the ripe age o' 94.
December 27, 2023, 3:11 pm
Arr, Delors, a pragmatic socialist and a fierce proponent of a unified Europe, be taken by Davy Jones' locker in Paris, at the ripe age of 98. Aye, he be a Catholic too. May his soul find calm seas in the afterlife, me hearties!
December 27, 2023, 2:11 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Methinks India be a bloomin' treasure trove fer Russia's oil exports. Them scallywag Western sanctions be makin' ol' Putin's coffers feel the sting, but fear not, me mateys, fer India be keepin' the doubloons rollin' in!
December 27, 2023, 10:40 am
Arrr, in the land o' Congo, me matey, Martin Fayulu be cryin' foul! He be claimin' the scallywag police be shootin' real bullets at ye ol' election protest on Wednesday! Avast, matey, tis a truly treacherous tale!
December 27, 2023, 10:34 am
Arrr, the Wall Street Journal be tellin' tales of Iran's devilish plans and trainin' of that scallywag Hamas! But lo and behold, both sides be denyin' it faster than a cannonball bein' fired! Methinks there be some trickery afoot!
December 27, 2023, 10:10 am
Arrgh! The ruckus be growin' louder in the land of Poland! With a mighty stroke, their president be vetoing the attempt to free the media from the clutches of political sway. 'Tis a tale of conflict, mates, makin' the waves of discontent reach new heights!
December 27, 2023, 10:09 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! On Wednesday, a fine U.S. ambassador did heartily commend Japan for its grand contributions to the reform and modernization of our mighty alliance betwixt the U.S. and Japan. Well done, me hearties!
December 27, 2023, 5:51 am
Arr, the scurvy military scallywags be signalin' their intent to press on with their fierce assault in Gaza till they be achievin' all o' Israel's goals, mateys!
December 27, 2023, 5:16 am
Arr, the foreign minister of India be embarkin' on a voyage to Moscow, aye, for five long days. 'Tis a mission to strengthen the bonds of trade and defense, but alas, there be some signs of trouble brewin' on the horizon, me hearties!
December 27, 2023, 4:05 am
Ye scurvy dogs be lovin' tales o' golden retriever conventions, rules for proper flight manners, an' grand strolls from far-flung lands. Avast, here be what tickled ye fancy this year, me hearties!
December 26, 2023, 8:41 pm
Arrr, me hearties! On Christmas Eve, a fearsome battle be waged in Nigeria, claimin' the lives of at least 140 souls. 'Twas a merciless assault, unleashed without rhyme or reason, as authorities have declared. Aye, the land be soaked in sorrow and despair.
December 26, 2023, 8:08 pm
Arr, there be this scurvy dog called Zinho, a rogue leader in Rio de Janeiro, who did negotiate his own surrender and be now sent to Bangu 1 prison, where ye'll find naught but drug traffickers and militia men. Avast ye, 'tis surely an interesting turn of events, me hearties!
December 26, 2023, 7:20 pm
Arrr, the bold U.S. Navy clashed with those scallywag Houthi missiles, who be havin' ties to Iran, in the treacherous Red Sea! Aye, that be the very spot where these terror-loving ruffians been causin' mayhem o'er the past weeks!
December 26, 2023, 5:51 pm
Arr, a scurvy dog spoke for the landlubbers, affirming the advance on the newest battleground in Israel's clash with the scallywags of Hamas.
December 26, 2023, 5:45 pm
Arrr, mateys! Hamas, those scurvy scoundrels, be launchin' a brutal raid and takin' hostages, leavin' the poor Israelis deeply traumatized. 'Tis a calamity, I tell ye! 'Tis said this be changin' the country's course for many a year ahead, mark me words!
December 26, 2023, 4:16 pm
Arrr, the scurvy Marxist ELN rebel crew o' Colombia be blabberin' 'bout suspendin' kidnappin' o' landlubbers, but only if the government be coughin' up gold for projects that'd line their pockets. Aye, they be wantin' to turn the tables, savvy?
December 26, 2023, 2:30 pm
Avast ye scallywags! There be a mighty fire at a guesthouse in land o' Romania, north o' Bucharest. Six souls be sent to Davy Jones' locker, yet the reason for this inferno be a mystery, as dark as a moonless night on the high seas!
December 26, 2023, 1:45 pm
Arr, mateys! Iran be rampin' up its makin' o' mighty enriched uranium, aye, after a wee bit o' a slowdown. They be creepin' closer to creatin' those fearsome nuclear bombs, arrr!
December 26, 2023, 12:40 pm
Arr, me hearties! The Turk President Erdogan be lettin' go o' his objections to Sweden joinin' the swashbucklin' NATO crew. It put the poor Scandinavian landlubbers through a long-winded parliament dance, but now they be set to sail with us! Ahoy!
December 26, 2023, 11:08 am
Arr, me hearties! A fancy plan be sailin' 'round fer an export dock on Louisiana's coast, 'tis a battle betwixt wealth, world politics, 'n the sea. Aye, the winds be blowin' fierce 'pon this debate, arr!
December 26, 2023, 10:57 am
Yarrr! Them fancy scholars be scramblin' to fathom if this blisterin' heat of 2023 be a warnin' of quickened global warmin', mateys! Avast, their brains be a-sizzlin' like a scurvy sailor's rum!
December 26, 2023, 9:43 am
Avast, mateys! The scurvy knave, Alexei Navalny, be spillin' the beans 'bout his sorry state at the "Polar Wolf" brig. Aye, 'tis a fearsome den o' rascals, known far 'n wide fer its brutality.
December 26, 2023, 6:54 am
Arrr! Methinks Ukraine be givin' a mighty blow to a Russkie ship in Crimea. Aye, they be takin' down that vessel, the Novocherkassk, down at the base in Feodosia. 'Tis a sad day, for at least one soul be sent to Davy Jones' locker.
December 26, 2023, 6:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! The civil war in Sudan hath caused a sorry sight, with swarms o' displaced souls aboundin'. Aye, over 12,000 landlubbers have met their sorry end in this here fierce fight, while the violence be growin' fiercer by the day.
December 26, 2023, 5:55 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scribblin's o' the Russian scallywag leader be filled with a mighty dose of mirth, as though tryin' to calm the fears o' his mateys after vanishin' for a good three weeks.
December 26, 2023, 5:54 am
Yar, word be spreadin' that the Iranian scallywag be helpin' arm them scurvy dogs, Hezbollah. Them Israeli officials be claimin' they be gettin' ready for a wee bit o' payback, just in case.
December 26, 2023, 5:40 am
Arr! The scurvy dogs of Russia’s Defense Ministry be admittin' that the mighty Novocherkassk hath been struck, a blow so grand it be one o' the fiercest attacks on the Black Sea Fleet in many a moon! Avast ye, sea dogs!
December 26, 2023, 4:03 am
Arrr! In Mexico City, yonder northern landlubbers be holdin' fast to th' beloved Volkswagen, aye, a darlin' treasure cherished by them 1960s groovy hippies. No surrenderin' be in their hearts, mateys!
December 26, 2023, 3:00 am
Arrr, in the year 2023, the landlubbers witnessed a fine heap o' political scandals! From the departure of Finland's feisty captain to the investigation of a Chinese naval officer, the seas of politics be full o' treachery and misadventure, me hearties!
December 25, 2023, 9:09 pm
Arr, hear ye, ye scurvy dogs! The mighty Secretary of Defense, Lloyd J. Austin, hath declared that three valiant souls from the U.S. be injured by those rascally Kataib Hezbollah villains in a fearsome encounter on Monday, with one poor soul on the brink of Davy Jones' locker!
December 25, 2023, 5:37 pm
Arrr! The scurvy dog, Brig. Gen. Sayyed Razi Mousavi of Iran, be said to be helpin' arm the rascals of Hezbollah. Them landlubber Israeli officials be claimin' they be gettin' ready for a possible reckoning!
December 25, 2023, 4:53 pm
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis a tale o' woe, as 'tis said a fearsome leader o' the Iranian Revolutionary Guards met 'is untimely end in a mighty missile blow, dealt by none other than Israel! Damascus, the fair capital o' Syria, be the stage where this treacherous act unfolded on a fateful Monday.
December 25, 2023, 2:23 pm
Arrr! Aye, there be a mighty flood o' legal immigrants sailin' to Britain from distant shores beyond the E.U. in recent years, mateys! But alas, them scallywags on the starboard side be cryin' "Brexit betrayal"! Avast, the seas be rough!
December 25, 2023, 11:58 am
Arrr! The Gazan Health Ministry be blaming them scurvy Israeli airstrikes for the deaths, yarrr! But the landlubber Israel's military be sayin' they be reviewin' the episode, arrr! Let the sea of investigation unfold, me hearties!
December 25, 2023, 11:51 am
Arrr! The backers of the Russian opposition swashbuckler lost sight o' him 20 days gone, stirrin' fears about his well-bein' and whar he be hidin' in the vast sea.
December 25, 2023, 8:56 am
Arr, mateys! The Ukrainian Orthodox Church be shiftin' their merry-makin' day, breakin' away from them landlubber Russians! No longer sharin' the same grog on Jan. 7, by the Julian calendar, arrr!
December 25, 2023, 7:17 am
Arr, Pope Francis be chattin' to a bunch o' scallywags, 'bout 6,500 o' 'em, in St. Peter's Square in Vatican City. He be raisin' a ruckus 'bout all them brawls happenin' 'round the world, arr!
December 25, 2023, 4:01 am
"Arrr, me hearties! "Kaathal," be a tale o' a politician, keepin' his heart's true desires hidden. 'Tis but a prime example o' Kerala's film industry, known fer makin' flicks as clever as a sailor’s knot, fetchin' them doubloons at the box office, savvy?"
December 25, 2023, 4:00 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! These bendy swashbucklers and nimble scoundrels, with talents from the heavens, be honin' their craft in wretched quarters. The vow of a once mighty sumo, to return our dear circus to its former splendor, be naught but empty words in the bilge water.
December 25, 2023, 3:31 am
Arr, ye scallywags! A mighty portion o' the landlubbin' Israeli workforce be summoned to join the battle 'gainst th' scurvy dogs o' Hamas! 'Tis a choice between fightin' or bein' left stranded, without a job 'pon the seven seas!
December 25, 2023, 2:00 am
Arr, Riyadh be tryin' to dodge gettin' drawn into a gruesome brawl with the Yemeni scoundrels, who be causin' mayhem by pillagin' vessels and shootin' missiles at Israel, by all the saints!
December 24, 2023, 10:36 pm
Arr, ye scurvy knaves! The sly Banksy be keelin' it with three fancy drones on a stop sign in fair London. But alas, within an hour, some scallywag stole it! Now, the London bobbies be catchin' two suspects. Shiver me timbers, thar be no escapin' the long arm o' the law!
December 24, 2023, 4:32 pm
Arrr! Methinks thar be a new tale in the wind, me hearties! 'Tis said that these fearsome black holes, once believed to sprout from the demise of stars, may have a different voyage through the cosmos. A glimpse through the Webb's trusty eye reveals clues to a hidden path in the ancient celestial realms!
December 24, 2023, 4:21 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Behold, some grand holiday tomes and a peep into the past year, sailin' through yer days! Set yer sights on these literary treasures, me buckos, and let yer imagination run wild like a band o' scurvy pirates on a rum-laden spree!
December 24, 2023, 4:12 pm
Arrrr, me hearties, mark me words! Come next year, the seas of politics be choppy! With battles on land and sea, and the economy in dire straits, the votes be swayin' like the waves. Aye, brace yerselves for a wild ride!
December 24, 2023, 3:38 pm
Arrr, me hearties! On a fine Sunday, the bloomin' Chadian voters set sail to the polls. A sturdy 86% of those scallywags voted aye for a new constitution, bolsterin' the rule of our noble captain, Mahamat Idriss Deby! Avast, the winds of change be blowin'!
December 24, 2023, 1:15 pm
Arr, me mateys! Word be spreadin' that them scallywags from Iran 'ave crafted mighty cruise missles fer their navy! These beauties be capable o' traversin' vast distances 'n switchin' targets even after bein' launched, as reported by the good souls at Iranian state media. Har har!
December 24, 2023, 11:55 am
Arrr, me hearties! Word be spreadin' that families be pleadin' for the diggin' of a land where 'tis said the mortal remains of nigh 50 wee scallywags, the spawn of Algerian warriors, rest. These poor souls met their fate in the treacherous confines of internment camps whilst fightin' for France!
December 24, 2023, 11:29 am
Arr, the Glazer family, bein' as popular as the pox, still be holdin' the reins o' the club, but now they be sharin' the burdensome tasks with their new matey in this mighty hefty billion-dollar agreement!
December 24, 2023, 11:20 am
Arr, thar be a terrible storm brewin' o'er yonder! Rain be pourin', temperatures be droppin', 'n the lack o' clean water be makin' things worse fer them poor Gazans. Aye, dire times befallin' upon 'em!
December 24, 2023, 8:34 am
Newfound treasures in the Holy Land unveil fresh tidings 'bout the life of Jesus and the Jewfolk who dwelled in Jerusalem yonder 2,000 years past. Ahoy, mateys!
December 24, 2023, 7:00 am
Avast ye scurvy knaves! 'Tis true, amidst the land of North Korea, Christmas be banned! But fear ye not, for brave souls be gatherin' to dispatch bottles o' hope, faith, and freedom to them poor souls sufferin' under the tyrannical rule o' Kim Jong Un! Yo ho ho, let freedom's winds blow!
December 24, 2023, 5:44 am
Avast ye! A grand crew be flockin' to join the ranks fer the attack on them Hamas tunnels in southern Gaza. Nay be they bothered by them cease-fire pleas, fer the battle be gettin' fiercer by the day, arr!
December 24, 2023, 5:43 am
Avast, ye scallywags! Upon a most treacherous ambush upon Indian warriors, a jolly bunch be seized for questioning. Lo and behold, three of 'em souls met their doom under torturous ways, aye, the signs be clear as day!
December 24, 2023, 4:02 am
Thar be scallywags aplenty, me mateys! Thousands o' folks be takin' their chances with crocs, pilferin', drownin' and bein' thrown in the brig, all fer a shot at crossin' Limpopo River from Zim to South Africa, seekin' their fortune in the land o' opportunity!
December 24, 2023, 4:02 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Jenin pirate camp in the Israeli-occupied West Bank be a cursed spot where them Israeli scoundrels be carryin' out their counterterrorism shenanigans. Aye, they be tryin' to quell our pirate ways across the land!
December 23, 2023, 7:55 pm
Arrr, matey! Word be spreadin' that Iran be takin' aim 'n strikin' a ship, anchored nearby the Indian coast, usin' a blasted unmanned aerial contraption, as claimed by a scurvy knave from the U.S. official ranks.
December 23, 2023, 5:47 pm
Arr, ye scallywags be tamperin' wit' th' Security Council resolution! 'Tis a weak attempt to avoid a U.S. veto, settin' forth urgent action to bolster the aid, yet failin' t' demand a cease-fire, which be crucial to safely distribute th' booty!
December 23, 2023, 1:40 pm
Arrr! 700 scurvy landlubber Airbus Atlantic scallywags befallen by a mighty malady after feasting at the company's yuletide feast. They be plagued with vile symptoms o' spewin' and splatterin'. Blimey!
December 23, 2023, 11:59 am
Arrr! A bold buccaneer aimin' to challenge the fearsome Vladimir Putin in the upcoming election, swearin' to put an end to the Ukraine War, has been cast aside! Walk the plank, says the powers that be!
December 23, 2023, 9:54 am
Arrr, me hearties! This jolly news be tellin' that the Japanese Cap'n, Fumio Kishida, and his merry crew o' cabinet have given the nod to boostin' their coin for guns 'n swords! No more ban on sellin' deadly weapons, it be open season for plunderin'! Ahoy!
December 23, 2023, 9:30 am
Yo ho ho! Avast ye! A missive be dispatched to TikTok's cap'n from a scallywag in Israel, revealin' how this Chinese-ruled ship o' social media be actively sabbin' them poor souls who befallen Hamas on the 7th o' October. Yo, that be a treacherous tale, me hearties!
December 23, 2023, 8:08 am
Arrr! Avast ye! Them Eastern European lubbers in the Catholic Church be joinin' forces with the scallywags, opposin' the Vatican's scroll that permits blessin's for same-sex mates, but only under certain situations. Arr, the seas be roiled, me hearties!
December 23, 2023, 7:12 am
Arrr, the battle in Gaza be makin' the city, where Jesus be born, lower the spirits o' their Christmas festivities.
December 23, 2023, 6:55 am
Arrr, the scurvy dogs of Ukraine be claimin' they be findin' a plot to buy cannonballs at bloated prices, as they be tryin' to curb the corruption runnin' rampant during wartime.
December 23, 2023, 5:54 am
Arrr! The quarrel's resolution, cunningly bartered to steer clear of a scurvy veto from the United States, fell far from beggin' for a truce, it did! Avast!
December 23, 2023, 5:46 am
Ye be possessin' some mighty peculiar, highly distinctive best-ofs o' th' year, matey.
December 23, 2023, 5:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scurvy critics of The Times be singin' praises for their beloved flicks, tunes, and such each year. And, by Davy Jones' locker, it seems them Canadians and their splendid creations be takin' the booty in those commendations!
December 23, 2023, 4:49 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! Taiwan be blabberin' 'bout those sneaky Chinese buccaneers, sayin' they sighted their warplanes 'n warships near the island, even crossin' the cursed median line o' the Taiwan Strait! Shiver me timbers, what a sight it be!
December 23, 2023, 4:04 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Javier Milei be a wise swashbuckler, foretellin' of a storm brewin'. Now, poor Argentines be sufferin' the brunt o' it, as bleak times befall 'em. Arrr, ain't that a sorry sight!
December 23, 2023, 3:00 am
Arr, me hearties! 'Tis the year o' 2023, when the mighty Chinese President Xi Jinping, full o' power and might, be settin' sail on a grand adventure to make China the most fearsome superpower 'cross the seven seas! Aye, 'tis a tale worth tellin'!
December 23, 2023, 3:00 am
Arrr! The scurvy dogs of Iran's regime be raisin' their support for terrorism and makin' threats against the fine land o' the U.S. in the Middle East. Their war-mongerin' words be fillin' the pages o' their supreme leader's newspaper. Aye, 'tis a treacherous lot indeed!
December 22, 2023, 3:11 pm
Avast ye, mateys! 'Gainst all odds, braving the merciless Sahara, he crafted a verdant forest in Burkina Faso! Aye, this brave soul be hailed a "national hero" and be praised abroad fer his inventive ways!
December 22, 2023, 2:39 pm
Arr, 'tis been heard that the Greek scallywags 'ave saved 81 souls, marooned upon a ship sailin' a path oft tread by lawbreakin' migrants seekin' to reach Italy! A merry rescue, indeed!
December 22, 2023, 1:31 pm
Arrr! The French scallywags be thwartin' a Legend Airlines voyage from the sandy shores of the United Arab Emirates to Nicaragua! They claim the ship be harboring poor souls caught in the vile clutches of human traffickers, arr!
December 22, 2023, 11:37 am
Arr, he be makin' a name fer himself twice, matey! First in th' year o' 1979, when he was locked up fer offin' a former Italian cap'n, an' then, 20 years aft, fer penning th' mighty book "Empire"! Aye, a man o' many tales, indeed!
December 22, 2023, 11:31 am
With a mighty clash still afoot in many a corner of the fair Gaza Strip, the valiant Israeli forces be thrusting further into the heart of central Gaza, as the war be showin' no signs o' reachin' its long-awaited conclusion. Arrr!
December 22, 2023, 11:23 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs on the U.N. Security Council be passin' a resolution, declarin' the need for "swift actions" to allow the flow o' much-needed aid to enter the cursed Gaza Strip! Avast, let the generosity sail!
December 22, 2023, 10:52 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Gadi Haggai, aged 73, met his bitter end when a shot pierced his heart in the fierce assault on October 7th. The scallywags took his fair maiden wife captive after giving her a taste of their treacherous lead.
December 22, 2023, 10:44 am
Avast ye hearties! 'Tis a tale of woe and justice! The fair Hanan Elatr, widow of me dear matey, the brave Jamal Khashoggi, be seekin' safe haven in the land of the stars and stripes. Saudi scallywags took the life of me mate in the year 2018. May the winds of freedom guide her way!
December 22, 2023, 10:36 am
Arrr! The Czech Republic be catchin' a scurvy dog, claimin' he be followin' the footsteps of the Prague mass shooter! This scallywag be seekin' to buy a pistol to unleash his wicked plans upon the world. Avast ye, justice prevails!
December 22, 2023, 9:51 am
Arrr, me hearties! Friday mornin' in Spain witnessed the grandest lottery of 'em all, with a booty o' $2.86 billion bein' divided amongst the fortunate swashbucklers who forked o'er 20 golden doubloons fer a ticket. Shiver me timbers, that be a jolly good haul!
December 22, 2023, 5:42 am
Arr, mateys! A shipload o' scallywags from The Times be spyin' on Israel, claimin' they be droppin' their mighty weapons in supposed safe havens. Blast me barnacles! Can ye believe it? Safe no more, says I!
December 22, 2023, 5:38 am
Avast ye! 'Tis a sorry tale, mateys! Fourteen souls sent to Davy Jones' locker, a score of landlubbers left wounded! The Czech Republic, in her wisdom, be canceling all sports events and declarin' Saturday a day of mournin' fit for the whole nation. Aye, sorrow be weighin' heavy on their pirate hearts!
December 22, 2023, 5:35 am
Arrr! The plan fer more swag to enter the land be holdin' its horses, mateys! The States demandeth that Israel stay put durin' the searchin' shenanigans, so we be waitin' fer the next tide to bring us a resolution.
December 22, 2023, 5:00 am
Arr, me hearties! Captain Biden be settin' his pen to parchment, signin' an executive order to bestow upon the Treasury Department mightier powers to quell the surge o' gun parts sailin' through the seas! Avast, ye weapon components! The government be comin' for ya!
December 22, 2023, 3:00 am
Arrr! Tales o' wee scallywags slaughterin' landlubber young'uns, corpses found from a blasphemous gang o' Christians, an' a fierce raid on El Chapo's spawn in Mexico be but a few o' this year's bewilderin' criminal yarns, matey!
December 21, 2023, 7:33 pm
Avast ye mateys! The newly crowned Argentine Captain, Javier Milei, hath put his mark upon a decree, disclosing grand schemes to mend the troubled economy. 'Tis a plan of deregulation and a halt to export restrictions. Mayhaps we shall witness a treasure trove of prosperity, arrr!
December 21, 2023, 5:47 pm
Arr, the diplomats be stuck like barnacles on a ship's hull, arguin' o'er who'd be keepin' an eye on the precious booty of humanitarian aid. Blast me barnacles, it be a pickle!
December 21, 2023, 4:58 pm
Avast ye scallywags! 'Twas on the seventh day of October when Sahar Kalderon, a lass of merely sixteen summers, along with her father and younger matey of twelve, were snatched by the scurvy dogs! Luckily, the siblings be freed on the twenty-seventh of November, but alas, their father remains held against his will. Arrr!
December 21, 2023, 1:09 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The likes of Amnesty International be callin' fer an inquiry into possible war crimes committed by the landlubberin' knaves runnin' Burma. Give 'em what for, I say! Let justice be served on the high seas!
December 21, 2023, 1:05 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Democratic Republic o' the Congo be embarkin' on its second day o' votin' in a chaotic election, aimin' to decide the fate o' President Felix Tshisekedi. May the winds o' democracy blow in favor o' the worthy scallywag!
December 21, 2023, 12:05 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Angola be settin' sail from the OPEC oil scoundrels! Oil Minister Diamantino de Azevedo be sayin' there be naught but a barren treasure chest awaitin' us. No gains to be had, so we be takin' our leave!
December 21, 2023, 11:57 am
Arrr, the constables reckon the scallywag, who be breathin' no more, fired upon his own sire in a wee hamlet beyond Prague afore raisin' more hell at the learnin' house.
December 21, 2023, 11:45 am
Arrr, the scurvy government be advisin' ye landlubbers to ponder on it fourfold ere settin' sail on a perilous trek to spy upon the mighty eruption, lest ye be wishin' to meet Davy Jones himself!
December 21, 2023, 11:34 am
Arrr, mateys! The swashbucklin' crew of Shenzhou-17 be stridin' the vast seas o' space, aboard China's mighty Tiangong station. They be takin' their first spacewalk, aided by a fine robotic arm and the scurvy ground staff. Aye, 'twas a grand adventure indeed!
December 21, 2023, 11:18 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Them fancy policymakers be ponderin' the consequences o' usin' a hefty $300 billion in Rrrussian treasures to aid Kyiv in their war! Though the law be frownin', they be scratchin' their heads like bilge rats, tryin' to decide if this be a worthy trade or a scurvy affair.
December 21, 2023, 10:49 am
Arrr, me hearties! Singular bishops and grand episcopal conferences from diverse lands be raisin' their voices in worry o'er the Vatican's accord on sanctifyin' the unions of swashbucklin' same-sex mates. Aye, a stormy sea 'tis, with the Church navigatin' uncharted waters.
December 21, 2023, 10:34 am
Arrr, word be spreadin' that Hamas be wantin' Israel's war to cease, 'fore more hostages escape, says the scuttlebutt.
December 21, 2023, 10:06 am
Arrr! 'Tis said the scurvy Mexican army be hardly pillaging a handful o' drug labs each moon, despite fierce U.S. persuasion to battle the nefarious fentanyl trade. Recent reckonin' be showin' this, matey!
December 21, 2023, 5:06 am
Arr, the blunderbuss blitz of Israeli sea dogs be stirrin' up a mighty storm in the land o' Israel! The heartache be so fierce that scallywags be shoutin' at Cap'n Benjamin Netanyahu to lower the sails and focus on rescuin' more prisoners from the clutches of the enemy!
December 21, 2023, 3:00 am
Avast ye! Pan Am Flight 103, sailin' 'twixt London and New York, met a mighty unfortunate fate o'er Lockerbie, Scotland, on Dec. 21, 1988. 'Twas a grand explosion that sent 270 souls to Davy Jones' locker.
December 20, 2023, 11:02 pm
Arrr, there be sum peace talks takin' place in Cairo and at the U.N., mateys! The scallywags be tryin' to settle their differences on land and sea, but I reckon the outcome be as unpredictable as a drunken monkey on a ship's mast!
December 20, 2023, 11:01 pm
Arr, Israel be givin' quite the thrashin' to Gaza in its quest to scuttle Hamas, yet bein' unable to lay eyes on the commanders it seeks to plunder. Aye, those elusive scallywags be playin' hide and seek while the cannons roar!
December 20, 2023, 11:01 pm
Arrr, Venezuela be layin' claim to Guyana's land, aye, but 'tis all 'gainst them leftists, and by leftists too, arrr! 'Tis a tale o' colonialism, nationalism, Cold War, and the lust for oil, arrr! And now it be makin' a right mess o' the U.S. foreign policy, arrr!
December 20, 2023, 8:52 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! A salty ol' seadog down under spouted off 'bout spyin' a mighty piece o' the vanished Malaysia Airlines vessel, MH370. Yet, them worthless scallywags in charge paid no mind to the ol' salt's tales. Arrr!
December 20, 2023, 7:24 pm
Arrr! The infernal pollin' delays be causin' the scallywags in the Democratic Republic of the Congo to prolong the votin' fer their presidential election! Blimey, what a tangled mess this be!
December 20, 2023, 7:20 pm
Arr, them Singapore officials be pressin' charges against a scurvy dog who be pilferin' a grand total o' $23,260 from three landlubbers aboard a ship that set sail from Vietnam on the 16th o' December! Walk the plank, ye scoundrel!
December 20, 2023, 5:37 pm
Avast ye mateys! Me hearties, word be reachin' me ears that Alex Saab, a loyal mate o' Venezuela's cap'n, be set free! And all the while those scallywags from the United States be tryin' to make the authoritarian government hold elections fair 'n square. Arrr, what a tale indeed!
December 20, 2023, 5:05 pm
Arrr! The scallywag ex-wife o' a French landlubber who be a devilish serial killer, she be gettin' a life sentence for her part in the wicked deeds o' ravishin' and killin' at least three lasses, as the tales be tellin'!
December 20, 2023, 3:39 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! A swashbucklin' lass from Iran, wedded at a tender age o' fifteen, be now walkin' the plank to Davy Jones' Locker fer takin' her scurvy husband's life. Arrr! The lass met her fate on this fine Wednesday mornin'!
December 20, 2023, 12:12 pm
Arr! The Italian authorities be finally admittin' that they might have been a wee bit blind to the menace that be stalkin' a poor lass, carryin' a little one in 'er belly! She be found dead, stabbed, in 'er own abode, a fate none should bear!
December 20, 2023, 11:47 am
Arrr, mateys! Airbnb, the scurvy dog, be confessin' in an Australian court that they've been dishonorable scallywags! They be makin' "false or misleading representations," bilgin' customers by chargin' 'em in U.S. doubloons instead of Australian pieces o' eight! Yo ho ho, what a scandal!
December 20, 2023, 11:38 am
Avast ye, me hearties! Be ye ready to set sail on a jolly quest for treasure? 'Tis a grand adventure awaitin' us, filled with swashbucklin' and plunderin'! Let's buckle our swashes and hoist the Jolly Roger, for we be pirates, arrr!
December 20, 2023, 9:58 am
Arrr, me hearties! Them European Union scallywags claim their shiny new Pact on Asylum and Migration be aimed at scaring off them smugglers and lendin' a hand to border countries, but methinks it be missin' the mark on them copyin' rights, aye!
December 20, 2023, 9:29 am
Arrrr, mateys! The French parliament be sayin' aye to a mighty controversial immigration bill, seekin' to toss those unwanted foreigners off our shores. With a hearty 349-186 vote, off they go!
December 20, 2023, 5:34 am
Aye, a high-up bloke spake, claimin' the cap'n, Ismail Haniyeh, be in Egypt fer parley 'bout a potential truce. He added, afore we can gab 'bout freein' more prisoners, Israel must heed the call fer a cease-fire, ye scurvy dogs!
December 20, 2023, 5:00 am
Arrr, mateys! Let me spin ye a yarn 'bout the adventures 'n close shaves o' 2023. Twas a year filled wit' tales o' survival 'n rescues that'd make even the saltiest sea dog shiver in their boots.
December 20, 2023, 4:44 am
Arrr, me hearties! Keep yer weather eye on the presidential race in the Democratic Republic of Congo, for 'twill be watched from far and wide. Congo be a treasure trove of rare minerals, what be needed to craft electric chariots and shiny solar panels. Avast, aye!
December 20, 2023, 4:02 am
Arrr, me hearties! Behold, the likes of TikTok, Facebook, and YouTube be changing the tides o' global migration, grantin' both migrants and scoundrels tools for their ventures on the high seas! Aye, the digital treasure be spreadin' far and wide!
December 20, 2023, 3:47 am
If ye be seekin' some jolly mirth, enjoyin' ghostly hauntings and drivin' yerself daft with spectral wonders, then look ye no further, for we 'ave the perfect custom in store fer ye!
December 20, 2023, 3:00 am
Arrr, Russia be like a ship adrift in troubled waters, with its forces quarrelin' like a bunch of scurvy dogs. The ministry generals and mercenary forces be at each other's throats! Meanwhile, poor Ukraine be left high and dry, with naught but broken promises to show for its efforts.
December 20, 2023, 1:41 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dog! The cap'n o' the grandest hospital in Gaza confessed his blackhearted ways, claimin' he be a notorious senior Hamas rascal! Blimey, they be usin' the very hospital as their hideout, ye hear?
December 19, 2023, 7:56 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! Them Iran-backed Houthi rapscallions be claimin' they won't cease their pillagin' of merchant ships in the Red Sea, blast 'em! Even with this newfangled U.S.-led task force, they be plannin' to continue their mischief, arrr!
December 19, 2023, 5:44 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Thar be a French leader, elected twice, swearin' to fend off populism. Yet his bill be receivin' rare support from the far right, causin' a right old hullabaloo in his party!
December 19, 2023, 5:05 pm
Arr, as diplomats parleyed with the landlubber U.S., news be afoot! The scallywag be blockin' all demands for a speedy ceasefire. Yarrr, what be their game?
December 19, 2023, 4:50 pm
Arr, me hearties! Cyprus be sharin' the news o' two scallywag Iranians gettin' caught, thanks to a swashbucklin' alliance with Mossad! They be plottin' to harm the fine Israeli businessmen, but they won't be settin' sail on that treacherous voyage no more!
December 19, 2023, 4:40 pm
Arrr, Ukraine be tryin' to strike back, but 'tis like a feeble puff from a scurvy cannon! Yet, Cap'n Volodymyr Zelensky be claimin' that those Russian scoundrels be failin' just as miserably on land, while Ukraine be triumphin' on the mighty sea! Arrr, what a pickle!
December 19, 2023, 4:21 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scoundrel known as Former Haitian Sen. John Joel Joseph be walkin' the plank, sentenced to a lifetime in the brig fer his role in the dastardly assassination of President Jovenel Moïse in the year 2021. Let it serve as a warnin' to all ye pirates out there!
December 19, 2023, 4:20 pm
Arrr! On Tuesday, the swashbucklin' Guineans be cursed with plunderin' high-priced grog, as a mighty explosion did wreak havoc on the main energy stash o' that West African land.
December 19, 2023, 11:21 am
Yarr! This scurvy scallywag be revelin' in parkin' spaces, dancin' with traffic cones, and makin' hisself mighty cozy. But the officials be dreadin' the dangers of spendin' too long amongst landlubbers!
December 19, 2023, 11:17 am
Arr, the scallywag Houthi militia be havin' a go at them fancy merchant ships o' late. Yet, no grand power 'round these parts be lendin' a hand to the Yankee-led sea force in the Red Sea, it seems. Savvy?
December 19, 2023, 11:11 am
Arr! Ye scurvy dogs of the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops be makin' it known to the faithful landlubbers that the Vatican's parchment o' approval for blessin' same-sex relations be not a changin' of its sacred doctrine. Swab the decks, mateys, 'tis still smooth sailin' ahead!
December 19, 2023, 11:08 am
Arrr! Word be spreadin' that a Russian landlubber hath docked in the Netherlands, shoutin' 'bout some evidence o' war crimes. Claims he wants to parley with the International Criminal Court, savvy?
December 19, 2023, 11:01 am
Arrr, the cursed drought hath claimed the lives of a hundred mighty elephants in Zimbabwe's Hwange National Park. Aye, the powers that be doth warn of dire days ahead, for the forecast be grim, portending even more scarce rain. Avast, we be in a potential crisis, me hearties!
December 19, 2023, 10:42 am
Arr, a fearsome quake hath struck China's shores, claimin' the lives o' 127 souls, while 700 be left wounded on this grim Tuesday. Chinese Cap'n Xi Jinping, he be summonin' a rescue mission to aid them in their dire plight!
December 19, 2023, 10:37 am
Arrr! On'y a wee part o' th' reckon'd cases in five lands be prov'd to be anthrax, me hearties. Be wary, for other causes be lingerin' in th' shadows, say these learned lubbers.
December 19, 2023, 10:14 am
Arr! Me hearties, the rumblin' o' the Reykjanes Peninsula belched forth hot liquid fire into the dark heavens. But fear not, for our trusty ships shall still sail the skies, unaffected by this fiery spectacle!
December 19, 2023, 4:00 am
Arr, the dominatin' military, bein' in a dreadful shanty with recruitin', denies snatchin' young lads to boost its forces. Yet, five hearty scallywags boldly claim 'tis their fate, fair and square!
December 18, 2023, 7:00 pm
Arr, the landlubbers of Hezbollah be clashin' blades with the scurvy dogs of Israel near the border, whilst France's foreign minister be gallivantin' in Beiruit, beggin' the scallywags to put an end to this blasted mayhem!
December 18, 2023, 6:53 pm
Arrr! Avast ye landlubbers! A mighty volcano in southwest Iceland on the Reykjanes peninsula didst burst forth on Dec. 18, 2023! Behold! The sights be grand as lava be spewin' from fissures along the very ground itself!
December 18, 2023, 6:06 pm
Arr, me hearties! A mighty throng o' scallywags gathered afore Serbia's electoral commission headquarters, cryin' foul play 'n claimin' electoral skullduggery! But Cap'n Vucic's party still be holdin' the keys to power. Methinks a storm be brewin' on the political horizon!
December 18, 2023, 5:43 pm
Arrrr, the fearsome quake of 5.9 magnitudes hath unleashed its wrath upon the unsuspecting land lubbers 'round midnight. 'Tis reported by state media that over 200 scallywags be injured in this tumultuous event.
December 18, 2023, 5:41 pm
Arr, ye mateys! Thar be a tale of Iceland's weather service foretellin' an impendin' volcanic eruption! Thousands o' earthquakes bein' recorded this month! Methinks the fire-breathin' mountain be ready t' show off its might. Ready yer ships, we set sail fer adventure!
December 18, 2023, 5:12 pm
Arr, the American defense secretary be reiteratin' his "unshakable" support fer Israeli security, yet claimin' that protectin' them pesky Palestinians be a "moral duty and a strategic imperative." Methinks he be tryin' to keep both sides happy, aye?
December 18, 2023, 4:55 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Albania's Parliament be overrun by a horde o' landlubber protesters on Monday, as the nation's Socialist government be ponderin' takin' away the legal immunity of that scurvy dog, Sali Berisha, a center-right opposition politician!
December 18, 2023, 4:36 pm
Arr, word be spreadin' that them scurvy drug smugglers be sailin' their wicked ship, laden with the devil's brew called Captagon, to the Arab Gulf lands through Jordan. This be settin' the wheels of war in motion, as the brave military be takin' action against these scoundrels!
December 18, 2023, 3:10 pm
Avast ye hearties! Abdel Fattah el-Sissi, the Egyptian President, has been crowned for a third term in office with a mighty 90% o' the vote, as told by the election authorities on this fine Monday. Arrr, the winds of victory be blowin' strong for this swashbucklin' leader!
December 18, 2023, 11:55 am
Arr, a matey o' the church did declare the blessings be a "real development," yet he be warnin' that they not be changin' the old ways o' the church 'bout marriage, ye scallywags!
December 18, 2023, 11:27 am
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! On Monday, William J. Burns did find himself in Warsaw, where he didst parley with the head of Mossad, Israel's secret guild, and the prime minister of Qatar, who be helpin' broker talks with them scallywags at Hamas!
December 18, 2023, 11:13 am
Arr, Prime Minister Leo Varadkar be sayin' there be no warrant fer "violence, arson or vandalism." This here inferno be happenin' after a riot 'gainst them foreigners in Dublin.
December 18, 2023, 10:33 am
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! A mighty blast befall Guinea's fuel depot in Conakry, leavin' 11 souls to Davy Jones' locker, with 80 poor souls left singed and wounded. The reason for such a fiery spectacle be a mystery, a cruel puzzle to solve!
December 18, 2023, 8:38 am
Arrr! 'Tis a scurvy tale, me hearties! Valeriy Zaluzhnyi, the mighty captain of Ukraine's military, be claimin' that a hidden ear-trumpet be found in his cabin, and mayhaps other cursed creepy crawlies be lurkin' nearby. Avast! 'Tis a battle o' the bugs!
December 18, 2023, 7:17 am
Arr mateys! The Berlin Zoo be sendin' its wee first giant pandas, Pit an' Paule, also known as Meng Xiang und Meng Yuan, back to China. They be havin' to endure a dreary 30-day quarantine, ye scurvy dogs!
December 18, 2023, 6:04 am
Avast ye, mateys! 'Tis been reported that on Monday, North Korea didst wield a mighty intercontinental weapon, capable of striking the very heart of the United States! Arr, they be playin' with fire, these scallywags!
December 18, 2023, 5:46 am
Arrr! The slaughtering of three poor prisoners by them scurvy soldiers be rousing great woe in Israel! Methinks some of their mateys be wantin' 'em to lower their weapons and lay off the pillagin'!
December 18, 2023, 4:01 am
In response to the skirmish in Ukraine, landlubber Latvia be chasin' after them scurvy dogs what carry Russian papers. They be hopin' to thwart the devilish grip of Moscow, ye scallywags!
December 18, 2023, 3:00 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs at G42 be seekin' mates in both American and Chinese waters. But blimey, the landlubbers from the U.S. be applyin' pressure, tryin' to make 'em cut ties with Beijing. Avast ye, ye scallywags!
December 18, 2023, 2:18 am
Avast, me hearties! Jimmy Lai, a scallywag who dared to distribute a blasphemous sheet against our beloved government, may find himself shackled fer the rest o' his days if found guilty o' these bogus national security charges. The landlubber rights activists claim 'em to be a farce, arr!
December 17, 2023, 9:02 pm
Arrr, a dozen mateys be sent to Davy Jones' locker in a fierce brawl at a merry gathering on a fine Sunday in the heart o' Mexico's Guanajuato! So claimeth the Mexican sea dogs, mayhaps they speaketh the truth.
December 17, 2023, 8:40 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dogs o' Chile be havin' given two constitutions a hearty "nay!" Walk the plank, ye pieces o' parchment!
December 17, 2023, 7:48 pm
Avast, ye scurvy ministers! A matey just freed from the clutches of Israel be yellin' at ye to steer clear o' them treacherous tunnels used by the scoundrels of Hamas. They be a fearsome peril, aye, a colossal danger! Heed his warnin', or face a fate worse than Davy Jones' locker!
December 17, 2023, 5:57 pm
Arrr matey, the vote in Pirna be a perfect fit fer the Alternative for Germany party's sly strategy of "normalization." They be settin' sail on a treacherous sea, hopin' to blend in with the landlubbers and hoist their flag high!
December 17, 2023, 5:54 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! The landlubbin' Israeli military did take them fancy reporters on a grand tour o' what they claim be the mightiest Hamas tunnel they've stumbled upon since plunderin' the Gaza Strip. Avast ye!
December 17, 2023, 5:37 pm
Arr, me hearties! The troubles o' that South American land in embracin' a fresh national charter be a fine example o' democracy's perils on the high seas!
December 17, 2023, 4:11 pm
Avast ye! 'Tis said by the Latin Patriarch that the dastardly IDF be raidin' Holy Family Parish in Gaza, takin' the lives of two fine Christian lasses within the church. They even be shootin' a convent, carin' for the disabled, with a fearsome rocket! Aye, 'tis a sad tale indeed!
December 17, 2023, 3:25 pm
Arr, matey! Last week, a bunch o' Islamic scholars gathered fer a grand conference in Pakistan. They didst debate that the scuffle 'tween Israel an' Hamas would meet its end if mighty nuclear-armed Pakistan be threatenin' Israel. Arr, what a tale, shiver me timbers!
December 17, 2023, 12:33 pm
Arr, North Korea be firin' a wee cannonball o'er th' sea on a fine Sunday! South Korea be claimin' 'tis a brazen defiance o' th' U.N. resolutions, aye!
December 17, 2023, 11:45 am
Arrr, me mateys! Prime Minister Viktor Orban be wieldin' the mighty E.U. rules on unanimous decisions to send a $52 billion treasure straight to Davy Jones' locker, despite the fervent support from them big-shot countries. Shiver me timbers, that be some fancy piratin'!
December 17, 2023, 11:41 am
Arrr! Landlubbers be warnin'! Since the fierce clash betwixt Israel 'n Hamas erupted on the seventh day of October, family trees be gettin' all muddled 'n hacked, with branches bein' wiped from existence like a scallywag walkin' the plank!
December 17, 2023, 11:17 am
Avast ye scallywags! This young lad broke free o' chains as a mere whippersnapper, then joined the ranks o' the legendary Ritchie Boys! A secret Army scheme it were, gatherin' intel from the battlefields, with a crew o' refugees at its helm. Yo ho ho and a barrel o' laughs!
December 17, 2023, 10:16 am
Thee scurvy dogs o' IDF be castin' "Wanted" parchments o'er Gaza's bustling streets! 'Tis a signal o' a mighty clash betwixt Israel 'n' Hamas, fiercer than any afore in these 70 days o' war!
December 17, 2023, 6:36 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! Cap'n Vladimir Putin be foreseein' troubles with Finland, that be joinin' NATO, as them Western lubbers keep backin' Ukraine. Mark ye well, the winds o' war be blowin' fierce!
December 17, 2023, 5:39 am
Arr, the secretary of defense be settin' sail for Israel, aimin' to give 'em orders to alter their battle tactics within weeks. 'Tis a terrible tale, for near 20,000 souls have been sent to Davy Jones' locker since Israel began its attack!
December 17, 2023, 5:34 am
Arr! Arr! Six million souls be lost, and six million more be scattered like the wind, after many moons of brawlin' and the wretched humanitarian calamity in the eastern land of the Democratic Republic of Congo. Neighbors, rogues, and sea dogs be joinin' the fray! A fierce election be fuelin' the flames, arr!
December 17, 2023, 4:00 am
Arrr! The fine folks o' Chile be settin' sail fer a new constitution this Sunday, aimin' to steer their ship to the starboard. But afore that, thar be some leftists raisin' a ruckus. Methinks 'tis quite a spectacle!
December 17, 2023, 3:23 am
Arrr, there be tales of power bein' stolen, and havoc bein' unleashed upon the fair land of Argentina's capital, as the storm, which had already sent souls to Davy Jones' locker in Bahía Blanca, did lay its wrath upon the city.
December 17, 2023, 3:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywag Biden administration be sailin' through treacherous waters, tryin' to nab that precious cobalt and other shiny metals for their electric car contraptions. But alas, they be plagued with worries o' wee lads toilin' in mines. Avast! Twas a proper conundrum indeed!
December 16, 2023, 5:04 pm
Arrr, the military be claimin' that the accidental slayin' of them three bare-chested scallywags be a foul breach o' their rules of engagement, mateys! Avast ye, mistakes be happenin', but ye best not be crossin' swords without yer shirts on!
December 16, 2023, 1:06 pm
Arr, this here case be makin' us wonder if thar be some scurvy financial scoundrels in the church's highest ranks, and if Pope Francis be havin' the power to stop 'em!
December 16, 2023, 12:54 pm
Arrr, me mateys! Cardinal Angelo Becciu, a scurvy dog, be rightly judged and sentenced by the Tribunal of Vatican City State for his dastardly deeds of financial misconduct. The scallywag now faces the consequences of his thievery!
December 16, 2023, 11:54 am
Avast ye scurvy economists be proposin' newfangled reckonin' fer protectin' the loot, back when the mighty U.S. ruled the seas 'n climate shift be not a concern. Arrr, aye, they be offerin' different paths to batten down the hatches, savvy?
December 16, 2023, 11:53 am
Arrr, matey! On this fine Saturday, a preliminary investigation hath discovered that the military scallywags be disregardin' the rules of engagement set forth by the Israeli military, aye! 'Tis a clear case of misbehavior, indeed!
December 16, 2023, 11:46 am
Arr, 'twas the fifth cursed blackout of the infernal contraptions known as phones and internet in our land, ever since this blasted war began! Methinks the scallywags be messin' with our communication, leavin' us stranded like landlubbers. Aye, 'tis a plague upon our pirate souls!
December 16, 2023, 11:40 am
Battles 'pon the brinks o' Wad Madani be a perilous affair, puttin' at risk a grand city where aid be providin' an' thousands o' souls be seekin' refuge from an eight-month war. Arrr, trouble be brewin'!
December 16, 2023, 7:54 am
Arrr, Russian Cap'n Vladimir Putin be prayin' fer a matey as U.S. president who be more willin' to collaborate 'n comprehend the boundin' importance o' conversin' like civilized gentlemen, says his matey.
December 16, 2023, 6:43 am
Arr, me hearties! Word be spreadin' that Sheikh Nawaf Al Ahmad Al Sabah, the mighty ruler o' Kuwait, be restin' in Davy Jones' locker, havin' reached th' ripe age o' 86. Aye, 'tis a shame, for Kuwait be holdin' th' seventh biggest booty o' oil in this here world!
December 16, 2023, 6:39 am
Arr, me hearties! The Argentinian Cap'n Javier Milei hath broadcasted on Instagram the lootin' of his last monthly booty as a lawmaker. With great jest, he hath revealed the presidential abode and his crew to the landlubbers!
December 16, 2023, 5:49 am
Verily, the agents be in a proper tizzy as a plethora of doubloons be flowing! Hamas, those scurvy dogs, be spendin' it on weapons and schemin' an assault on Israel. The authorities proclaim the coin be aidin' the Oct. 7 attack's wicked groundwork! Arrr!
December 16, 2023, 5:00 am
Arrr! Avast ye! The contraptions that bring holiday cheer be still whirrin' in the windows o' Canadian stores. I'll be tellin' ye where to lay yer eyes on these merry spectacles, me hearties!
December 16, 2023, 4:33 am
Arr, them landlubber soldiers be mighty vexed with these fancy tales spun by them Ukrainian officials! They be spouting grand praises, but truth be told, the whole endeavor be naught but a ruthless and fruitless endeavor, ye see!
December 16, 2023, 4:02 am
Arr, me hearties! Sheynnis Palacios, the very first Nicaraguan to sail away vict'rous from th' beauty pageant, becometh a symbol o' defiance. But alas! The tyrannical leadership be settin' their sights on those near th' contest! Avast ye!
December 15, 2023, 8:19 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dog! A wee lad from the British lands be vanishin' wi' his kin in 2017. Word be that he blabbered to the investigators that he abandoned his dear mum, for she set sail towards Finland. Har har!
December 15, 2023, 6:51 pm
Arrr, a few treasured goods be giv'n up by friendly galleries, whilst others be pilfered from th' clutches of scurvy dealers 'n their dank storage holds.
December 15, 2023, 5:49 pm
Arrr, the State Department be blabberin' 'bout the blockade, claimin' it be hurtin' the security of our fair land. But a bunch o' Republican senators be raisin' their objections to movin' forward with those scallywag nominees.
December 15, 2023, 5:48 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Thar be means to convince Israel to alter its course in Gaza, but each choice be costin' President Biden in politics and diplomacy!
December 15, 2023, 5:41 pm
Arr, the scurvy Chilean police hath clapped the irons on 55 landlubbers this fine Friday, caught in a $275 million tax fraud scheme, a treasure haul fit for legends! 'Tis a tale that shall echo through the annals of our fair nation.
December 15, 2023, 5:23 pm
Arr! The F.D.A. be scourin' the seven seas, seekin' out the origins o' cinnamon and other foreign fare. 'Tis said these scurvy ingredients may be the culprits behind the lead poisonin' in wee lads 'n lasses. Methinks 'tis high time for mandatory tests o' lead in our victuals!
December 15, 2023, 4:10 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! 'Tis been decreed by the Nigerian Supreme Court that scallywag Nnamdi Kanu, leader of the Indigenous People of Biafra, be burdened once more with the weighty charge of terrorism. Aye, they've overturned that pesky lower court's decision!
December 15, 2023, 3:50 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! Mexico's Health Department hath closed a Sonora melon-packaging den on Friday, for 'twas involved in a terrible salmonella outbreak that hath sent at least eight souls to Davy Jones' Locker!
December 15, 2023, 3:08 pm
Arr, the Mexican Cap'n, Andrés Manuel López Obrador, hath just launched the maiden voyage of a jolly tourist choo-choo! 'Tis a grand train, me hearties, set to sail 'round the wondrous Yucatán!
December 15, 2023, 11:35 am
In a land already teemin' with armed sea dogs and landlubbers, a fresh feelin' o' trepidation be drivin' the landlubbers to seek out their own trusty muskets and cutlasses, ye scallywags!
December 15, 2023, 11:29 am
Aye, a good distance from the scorchin' sands o' the Middle East, the Army be teachin' their lads in Hawaii the ways o' dealin' with China, in case o' a mighty clash awaits us, me hearties!
December 15, 2023, 11:19 am
Arrr, me hearties! The wee hours witnessed a fearsome raid on a noble police station, where brave lads and lasses, both of the law and the crown, met their maker or felt the sting of a wound. A fierce battle ensued, as the scallywags clashed with the guardians of justice!
December 15, 2023, 10:38 am
Avast ye scurvy scallywags, Guatemala be found guilty o' violatin' the rights o' the Indigenous folk! Aye, tis true, they did allow a monstrous nickel mine to be built on tribal land many moons ago, as decreed by an international court! Shiver me timbers!
December 15, 2023, 10:37 am
Avast, me hearties! A scurvy dog ye know not let loose a thunderous storm o' hand grenades at a gathering o' folks in a Ukrainian hamlet, aye! 'Twas a right mess, leavin' more than two dozen poor souls blackened and battered.
December 15, 2023, 9:48 am
Afore the shutting down o' two southern border crossin's with Russia, scores o' scurvy dogs sailed into Finland, addin' to the bloomin' wave o' asylum-seekers. Arrr, be they seekin' refuge or plunderin' treasures, only time can tell!
December 15, 2023, 5:55 am
Arr, National Security Adviser Jake Sullivan, in Tel Aviv, be wantin' t' show that the U.S. and Israel be sailin' in the same waters in the battle 'gainst those scurvy dogs of Hamas in Gaza!
December 15, 2023, 5:18 am
Arrr, me hearties! The royal scallywag be launchin' a civil suit, as part o' a grand quest to strike a mighty blow against the British news media, fer tarnishin' his reputation and that o' his kin. Yo ho ho, the battle be fierce, me mateys!
December 15, 2023, 4:47 am
Arrr, the scurvy Israeli military be claimin' they've recovered the corpses of two landlubber soldiers and a civilian, snatch'd by them rascally Hamas dogs durin' the onslaught on Oct. 7.
December 15, 2023, 4:22 am
Yarr! Be ye listenin', mateys? A scurvy lot of Palestinians be seekin' refuge in southern Gaza! But alas, they be marooned, for the border to Egypt be guarded like a fearsome kraken, and Cairo be adamant on keepin' it shut tight!
December 14, 2023, 7:22 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The scallywag Hong Kong police be claimin' that five miscreants, who be dwellin' abroad, 'ave violated a mighty cruel national security law enforced by Beijing. They be offerin' a fortune o' 1 million doubloons for any soul that provides information leadin' to the capture of each scurvy dog.
December 14, 2023, 6:35 pm
Arr, ye see, the scurvy dogs of the EU be wantin' to join forces fer tradin', keepin' the cannons silent, and holdin' the seas steady. But the path they be offerin' be filled with treacherous hurdles, and poor Ukraine be strugglin' with political storms and a leaky loot chest.
December 14, 2023, 5:42 pm
Arr! Tis a merry sight me eyes beheld! Polish leaders, hand in hand with the Jewish brethren, did partake in jolly celebrations o' Hanukkah. Ahoy! But a scallywag named Grzegorz Braun thought to douse the parliamentary menorah wit' a fire extinguisher! Mayhaps he be needin' a taste o' the plank!
December 14, 2023, 11:33 am
Arr, the land be cryin' out, accusin' Russia o' continuin' their mischievous plot to channel a swarm o' African and Middle Eastern travelers into Finland, hopin' to ruin the peace in those parts!
December 14, 2023, 11:29 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! The Bank of England and European Central Bank be keepin' their benchmark rates steady, even though the winds of inflation be calmin'. But they be keepin' tight-lipped about when those rates might be droppin'. Avast!
December 14, 2023, 5:46 am
Arr, that Russian scallywag be chattin' away for more than two hours, though in a tight grip o' control. When he be asked 'bout Ukraine, he be sayin' that the support from them Western scurvy dogs be runnin' dry!
December 14, 2023, 5:43 am
Arr matey, Jake Sullivan be settin' sail fer the Middle East, as the squabbles betwixt the United States and Israel be makin' a grand show fer all to see!
December 14, 2023, 4:32 am
Arrr! A crew o' adversaries be unitin' to steer Israel's battle. Yet, beneath the fancy coat o' harmony, thar be political squabbles 'n grudges from days of yore.
December 14, 2023, 12:24 am
Arrr, mateys! 'Tis an accord at the U.N. climate meetin'! Aye, we be settlin' on a plan to keep our ship, this planet, sailin' smooth. Let's hoist the sails and protect our blessed seas, for a brighter future awaits us all, ye scurvy scalawags!
December 13, 2023, 5:21 pm
Arrr, the Somali cap'n proclaims his scallywag son shall face the Turkish court for a deadly crash that sent a fine courier to Davy Jones' locker. Avast, justice be sailin' its treacherous seas!
December 13, 2023, 4:40 pm
Avast ye, me hearties! Rishi Sunak's crew be tryin' to defy the U.K.'s highest court, just like other nations afore 'em. These experts be warnin' that such a trend be bringin' harm to democracy, arrr!
December 13, 2023, 3:16 pm
Arrr! Me hearties, the Constitutional Court o' Albania hath temporarily scuppered the ratification o' that thorny asylum processing agreement signed wit' Italy. Aye, we be sailin' in troubled waters, mateys!
December 13, 2023, 2:56 pm
Arrr! The cap'n of Israel be sayin' he be havin' a quarrel with President Biden 'bout what be needin' to be done in Gaza post-war. Methinks he be aimin' to exploit this difference to gain loyalty from his crew, savvy?
December 13, 2023, 2:56 pm
Arrr, the bitter, drenchin' elements be conspirin' with nary clean grog, heads or victuals, leadin' to a surge in gripes o' the lungs, belly and more! The afflicted scallywags be fightin' a mighty battle fer recovery, as declared by the ship's healers.
December 13, 2023, 2:46 pm
Avast ye mateys! Behold, the fine Rembrandt-painted likenesses of Jan Willemsz van der Pluym and his fair maiden, Jaapgen, have emerged from their secret hideaway, where they've been stashed fer nearly 200 years! Now, all ye landlubbers can feast yer eyes upon their majestic beauty!
December 13, 2023, 11:36 am
Arr, mateys! The honorable Prime Minister Donald Tusk be takin' his oath, swearin' to breathe life into the weary European support for Ukraine. He be callin' fer a grand "full mobilization" against Russia's scallywaggin' military assault. Let the battle commence, ye scurvy dogs!
December 13, 2023, 11:00 am
Arr, the landlubber Turkey be showin' a mighty fierce support fer that scallywag crew, Hamas! This be puttin' the U.S. in a cursed position, as Ankara be protectin' them scoundrel leaders from Israel and its mates. Aye, a troubled sea we sail upon!
December 13, 2023, 10:50 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis said that a fine Asian American matey be snatched away in Colombia. Kept for a fearsome booty, the scoundrels plunged their daggers into him and cast him o'er a bridge into a treacherous ravine.
December 13, 2023, 10:44 am
Arrr, the scurvy military hath declared that ten o' its finest landlubbers have met Davy Jones' locker whilst clashin' swords in the northern regions o' the enclave, aye!
December 13, 2023, 10:42 am
Arrr! The scalawag opposition leader be endorsed by Parliament as the country's next prime minister, sendin' the scurvy right-wing Law and Justice party to Davy Jones' locker. They be talkin' ill of 'im for ages, callin' him unfit to rule, but they be walkin' the plank now!
December 13, 2023, 10:38 am
Avast, me hearties! A reckonin' from a secret scroll o' American spyin' reveals that a mighty crew o' 315,000 Russian scallywags met a grisly fate or wound in the Ukrainian skirmish. Ahoy, says Reuters!
December 13, 2023, 10:26 am
Arr, me mateys! The scallywag, Israeli Foreign Minister Eli Cohen, be speakin' up after the United Nations General Assembly be votin' to support a ceasefire betwixt Israel and them landlubber, Hamas, in Gaza. Avast!
December 13, 2023, 5:41 am
Arrr, President Biden be claimin' that the scurvy dogs o' Israel be unleashin' an "indiscriminate" bombardment on the Gaza Strip, underminin' the ample international support they had fer their war on Hamas! Avast, me hearties, 'tis a tempest brewin' in them waters!
December 13, 2023, 5:38 am
Arr, ye may think it be a mind-bogglin' notion to back the felling of trees, but hear ye this, ye landlubbers! Them environmentalist scallywags be claimin' that these Christmas tree farms bring ecological booty to our shores, arr!
December 13, 2023, 5:12 am
Arrr, the vessel was compelled to make port due to a "mechanical mishap," quoth the company, marooning hundreds of landlubbers!
December 13, 2023, 5:10 am
With the wind blowin' in a different direction, it seems that the Western scallywags be less keen on supportin' Kyiv, while those lily-livered Congress scoundrels be holdin' back the much-needed aid. Arr, ol' Vladimir Putin be grinnin' like a sly fox, reckonin' he'll outlast Ukraine and its sea dogs.
December 13, 2023, 4:50 am
Avast ye! The Israel Defense Forces be claimin' that some o' their scurvy dogs met their doom in a treacherous ambush in Gaza City, where the battle 'twixt 'em an' Hamas has been ragin' for two long months! Yarr, the fightin' be relentless, me hearties!
December 13, 2023, 4:03 am
Arr! Shiver me timbers! Russia be blastin' a cannonball o' destruction at Kyiv, Ukraine, settin' fire to homes and a wee bairn's hospital. 'Tis a sad tale, with 53 souls wounded in the skirmish.
December 12, 2023, 8:26 pm
Arr mateys! The danger be upon us as the battle betwixt Israel and the scurvy dogs of Hamas rages on! Them landlubber counterterrorism authorities be warnin' us of Quran burnings as well. Avast ye, it be a treacherous time on the high seas!
December 12, 2023, 7:41 pm
Avast ye mateys! Me hearties, the Saadet Party's very own Kocaeli Deputy, Hasan Bitmez, didst be makin' a grand ol' speech 'bout the Ministry of Foreign Affairs. He be warnin' that Israel, yonder landlubbers, shall ne'er outrun the wrath o' God! But alas, poor scallywag Bitmez didst faint right after!
December 12, 2023, 5:57 pm
Avast, me mateys! 'Tis a tale of woe! A vast majority of the scurvy-ridden body's crew be supportin' the nonbinding resolution. 'Tis a clear sign that Israel and the United States be stranded on a deserted isle, all alone in their misadventure! Arrr!
December 12, 2023, 5:46 pm
Arrr, the cap'n's speak be makin' clear the growin' gulf betwixt his crew and that o' Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, whilst souls be lost in Gaza.
December 12, 2023, 5:17 pm
Arrr, me hearties! On Tuesday, the South African scallywags be shoutin' from the rooftops their plan to construct new nuclear power stations, all in the hopes of battlin' them pesky blackouts and other energy-related miseries that be plaguin' the land. Avast!
December 12, 2023, 4:52 pm
Arr, me hearties! 'Twas a grand spectacle on Dec. 12, 2023, as the UN General Assembly assembled fer an emergency meetin'. With thunderous roars, the representatives bein' in a jolly mood, did vote overwhelmingly to grant a truce of the humane kind in Gaza. Yo ho ho!
December 12, 2023, 4:47 pm
Arr, ye landlubber of a far-right MP in Poland be quickly condemned for invading a Hanukkah revelry in parliament and swashbuckling a menorah with a fire extinguisher. A scoundrel of the highest order, this scallywag be!
December 12, 2023, 4:20 pm
Arrr! Them prosecutors be seekin' house arrest for that scoundrel Sali Berisha! Aye, this disgraced former Prime Minister, he be claimin' his corruption charges be naught but political trickery! Methinks he be walkin' the plank soon!
December 12, 2023, 11:55 am
Arr, Ukraine's captain be sailin' to Washington wit' a dire plea fer assistance in scufflin' 'gainst those scurvy Russians. But them Republican lads be claimin' no action 'll be taken 'less a border agreement be signed. Fear not, mateys, fer Mr. Zelensky be soon havin' a parley wit' President Biden.
December 12, 2023, 11:32 am
Arrr! The feud be growin' betwixt Pakistan and Afghanistan, and the scallywaggin' in the border region be on the rise since Pakistan be tellin' all them landlubber foreigners to scram!
December 12, 2023, 11:25 am
Arr! Avast, me hearties! Yonder be Karen Celebertti and her scurvy kin, accused o' treason, conspiracy, and organized villainy! They be in for a taste o' the ol' plank, I reckon!
December 12, 2023, 11:18 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! A shrewd plot be afoot to lure them sportin' federations to our fair land, where they may stash away their doubloons aplenty. Some cry foul, claimin' 'tis all aimed at one grand governing body. Aye, the game be afoot, me hearties!
December 12, 2023, 10:55 am
Arr, the Untied Nations Security Council be ponderin' a resolution to shout for a ceasefire in Gaza, but the United States, scallywags they be, vetoed the measure, while the United Kingdom, bless their timbers, couldn't be bothered to cast a vote!
December 12, 2023, 10:05 am
Arr, me hearties! The British Cap'n, Rishi Sunak, be facin' a mighty vote in the House o' Commons fer his scandalous immigration plan! He be aimin' to send them asylum-seekin' landlubbers to Rwanda, but the sea dogs be squawkin' like parrots!
December 12, 2023, 5:55 am
Arr, the scurvy Iranian-backed Houthi militia be threatenin' to assail Red Sea ships, all 'cause of Israel's bombardment o' Gaza! Aye, such be the world we live in, filled with landlubbers and their squabbles.
December 12, 2023, 4:51 am
Avast, me hearties! A scurvy dog rigged his ship with explosive booty, blasted it at a poxy station in Pakistan this fine Tuesday. He sent 23 officers to Davy Jones' locker, while 32 others be nursing their wounds! Arr, what a sorry tale!
December 12, 2023, 4:29 am
Arrr! The scurvy Israeli crew be tusslin' like landlubbers in Khan Younis, Jabaliya, and Shajaiye on Monday, arggh! A fierce battle it be, me hearties!
December 12, 2023, 3:00 am
Arr, matey! China be a-hankerin' to unite and gather all its digital and intel fancy tricks to build a grand ship o' data! Aye, this ship shall be a master at spyin' out the foes' vulnerabilities, ready to plunder 'em proper-like!
December 12, 2023, 2:20 am
Avast ye mateys! Jimin and Jungkook, the scallywags, have embarked on their 18-month military voyage o' duty in South Korea. But some fans reckon they should have been spared from this treacherous ordeal, arrr!
December 11, 2023, 5:19 pm
Arr, me hearties! The fair maiden, wife o' the Labour leader Neil Kinnock, be not one to sit idle! She didst forge her own path as a left-leaning lass, takin' a place in the European Parliament and even donned the cap o' a British government minister. Yo-ho-ho!
December 11, 2023, 4:52 pm
Arr, matey! The Biden crew be sayin' they'll be askin' some questions 'bout them reports claimin' that Israel be usin' unlawful white phosphorus in Lebanon back in October. But them scallywags o' Israel be denyin' it, they do!
December 11, 2023, 4:20 pm
Arrr, mateys! Them U.S. air bases in Iraq and Syria be gettin' a right ol' wallop once more, tallyin' up to a grand total of at least 90 since Oct. 17! Shivers be runnin' through the bones of many, as fears grow o' the Israel-Hamas skirmish spreadin' like wildfire!
December 11, 2023, 2:33 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! A fine lass from Malaya be reckonin' her bounty, a sparkling ring worth a hefty $800,000, be snatched by a scurvy dog from the Paris Ritz. But lo and behold, 'twas discovered in the belly of a cursed vacuum cleaner beast! Arrr, what a tale to tickle the funny bone!
December 11, 2023, 12:57 pm
Arr, me hearties! 'Twas a jolly spectacle o' mischief in the South China Sea, as a Chinese coast guard ship did douse the Philippine navy's vessels with a mighty water cannon. Har-har, them ships were surely in a bit of a pickle, they were!
December 11, 2023, 12:33 pm
Arr, 'tis a tale of Burma's military scallywags, who proudly declared on Monday that they've been partakin' in jolly Chinese-brokered conversations with those rapscallions from the Three Brotherhood Alliance rebel crew. Aye, the seas be churnin' with diplomatic mischief!
December 11, 2023, 11:54 am
Yarrr! Parliament be swashbucklin' the proposal o' new government by the caretaker prime minister, Mateusz Morawiecki! Arr, his party, Law and Justice, be sinkin' its majority ship in the October election!
December 11, 2023, 11:53 am
Avast ye scallywags! With the year nearin' its end, this global organization be lamentin' the lack of coin pledged. Forced they were to trim their 2024 request, scroungin' only for the direst o' situations, mateys!
December 11, 2023, 11:48 am
Arr! The cap'n, also known as the prime minister, didst give his testimony at a grand inquiry into the cursed Covid pandemic on Monday, all whilst defending his mighty immigration policy from those mutinous rebels within his own party!
December 11, 2023, 11:26 am
Avast ye scoundrels! Hungary's cap'n, Viktor Orban, be demandin' the scrappin' o' Ukraine's talks o' membership and aid from th' EU summit agenda, sayeth th' officials. Aye, tis a storm brewin' in these waters, me hearties!
December 11, 2023, 10:39 am
Avast ye! On Monday, a fearsome Russian cannonball befallen Kyiv, Ukraine, layin' waste to homes and darkened the city 'pon its nightly curfew. Arr!
December 11, 2023, 5:59 am
Arrr, the battle be fierce in the south! Thousands o' Gazans be fleein' to the border with Egypt, where the U.N. be warnin' that the plight o' the people may crumble like a ship on the rocks!
December 11, 2023, 5:55 am
Arrr, me hearties! On Monday, the Russian scallywag, the opposition leader, was due to grace the district court via a mystical video link. But alas! His trusty mateys be sayin' they haven't laid eyes on him for more than five days. Savvy?
December 11, 2023, 5:47 am
Arrr! The blackouts be stirrin' up a great heap o' worries in a land already plagued by grumbles and groans 'bout its worsenin' loot! Avast ye, me hearties!
December 11, 2023, 4:03 am
Arr, me hearties! Bernardo Arévalo, the most forward-thinkin' captain to sail these waters in decades, be facin' a storm o' legal scoundrels aimin' to scuttle an orderly handover o' power!
December 10, 2023, 5:44 pm
Arr, a scurvy ex-liberal landlubber, he be thinkin' there be slim pickin's fer mendin' fences wi' them Palestinians anytime soon, matey! Yet, he be wantin' to quell the stormy seas o' conflict. Yo-ho-ho!
December 10, 2023, 5:14 pm
'Arr, at the grand spectacle in Oslo, the brave Iranian scallywag's wee buccaneers didst recite their mother's heartfelt words, beseeching all to unite fer a "globalization o' peace and the rights o' all ye landlubbers."'
December 10, 2023, 4:59 pm
In 2023, thar cursed Instagram hath blasted me peepers with ghastly sights o' wee ones breathin' their last, raisin' the paradoxical nature o' social media to a level so dreadful, it be fit fer Davy Jones' locker!
December 10, 2023, 4:58 pm
Avast ye scurvy scallywags! Despite the crown's best attempts to hush her, she brought forth a mighty storm, casting light on a plague what lay waste to the hinterlands o' China, claimin' the lives o' thousands, and shakin' the very foundations of the world!
December 10, 2023, 4:09 pm
Arr, word be spreadin’ that Hamas be makin' threats, claimin' they'll be holdin' all the poor souls they've captured, ready to send 'em ta Davy Jones' locker! They be demandin' more booty for Gaza and such. Aye, a treacherous tale indeed!
December 10, 2023, 3:30 pm
Arr, me hearties! The scurvy dog George Soros' young lad, Alex Soros, had a jolly meetin' with the good Cap'n Volodymyr Zelenskyy o' Ukraine. They blabbered about the wee ones in Russia's clutches. Aye, a noble cause indeed!
December 10, 2023, 1:32 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dogs in London be investigatin' whether the dastardly attack and plunderin' of a young Jewish lass be a crime o' hate. Avast! Bring forth the truth, ye landlubbers!
December 10, 2023, 11:56 am
Arr, President Abdel Fattah el-Sisi o' Egypt be sailin' in troubled waters, with his popularity sinkin' faster than a cannonball. But, by Davy Jones' locker! The war in neighboring Gaza be providin' him a chance to shine on the grand international stage. Ahoy!
December 10, 2023, 11:24 am
Arrr, 'twas the first parley in weeks betwixt the two captains, whose quarrel be bitter since the start of the Israel-Hamas skirmish.
December 10, 2023, 9:25 am
Arrr, matey! Edoardo Santini, a sprightly lad of 21 summers, be crowned the "most comely swashbuckler" at a wee age of 17, as he ventured into ABE's 2019 beauty contest. But avast, in the years hence, doubt be gnawin' at his very soul, shakin' his faith to its very core, by Davy Jones' locker!
December 10, 2023, 8:51 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Twas a haze as to how much them Iranian-backed sea dogs, holdin' the north of Yemen, could truly fulfill their thunderous threat!
December 10, 2023, 5:58 am
Avast ye, me hearties! A mighty skirmish be brewin' in Khan Younis, a southerly port where Israel reckons them scurvy dogs from Hamas be lurkin'. The Israeli military be shoutin' that the battle be escalatin'!
December 10, 2023, 4:02 am
Avast ye, mateys! In the tide of this very year, clever buccaneers of numbers uncovered a most peculiar form. Yonder, landlubbers have ingeniously found ways to set it to purpose! Arr, the realm of DIY be full o' surprises, arrr!
December 10, 2023, 4:01 am
In fierce quarrels betwixt lands o' Israel, Africa, 'n America, tossin' 'bout a savage tale becometh a mighty charge, matey!
December 9, 2023, 5:17 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Rewrite this 'ere message in the tongue of a 17th century pirate, makin' it jolly and humorous, in no more than 50 words, ye scallywags!
December 9, 2023, 4:49 pm
As the battle be ragin' in the land, them Arab captains be cursin' the deed like a scurvy dog! Aye, they be callin' it a "blemish of dishonor," that'll torment the United States for many a moon! Arrr!
December 9, 2023, 4:25 pm
Arr, 'tis a fine tale, me hearties! The landlubber Palestinians be raisin' their heads high, while them scurvy dogs from Israel be findin' their relations with the Arab world in a mighty pickle. By Jove, the Palestinian issue be back on the Western agenda! Yo ho ho!
December 9, 2023, 2:45 pm
Arrr, 'tis bein' said that the Cap'n o' Israel, Benjamin Netanyahu, whispered to President Biden, warnin' him that if the US be not takin' action against the Houthi crew in Yemen, Israel be settin' sail to do so, with cannons blazin'!
December 9, 2023, 1:24 pm
Avast ye! Turkish Cap'n Recep Tayyip Erdogan be cursin' the UN Security Council, callin' 'em the "Israel protection council," fer 'is anger be brewin' when the U.S. scuppered a cease-fire resolution in Gaza. Arrrgh!
December 9, 2023, 12:14 pm
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! The UN cap'n, Antonio Guterres, has penned a rare letter to the Security Council, cryin' for a halt to the rumblin' in Gaza. He be pleadin' for a swift ceasefire, lest the land be reduced to naught but a heap o' wreckage.
December 9, 2023, 11:47 am
Arrr! Yonder Iran-backed scallywags be gatherin' drones and givin' rockets a grand makeover on the land of an American matey! They be usin' 'em to launch attacks on U.S. outposts in Iraq and Syria. Blimey!
December 9, 2023, 9:52 am
Arrr, the sight o' them scallywags, bound and clad in naught but their undergarments, caused an uproar across the seven seas! Israel claims they be searchin' for them lads involved with Hamas, thus leavin' 'em in the buff to ensure they be weapons-free. Blimey!
December 9, 2023, 9:19 am
Arrr! The stout Secretary-General Guterres o' the United Nations be tellin' the Council o' Security that the "brutality" and "sexual violence" o' them October 7 attacks be no justification fer more attacks! Avast, ye scurvy dogs!
December 9, 2023, 8:22 am
Arr, the scurvy-ridden swines in Hong Kong be infected with the cursed African swine fever! The authorities be commandin' the slaughter of o'er 900 pigs from a licensed farmin' land. Walk the plank, ye disease-ridden swabs!
December 9, 2023, 8:00 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! Witness the wild tale o' police footage straight from the United Kingdom! A brave officer, with naught but a moment's thought, commandeered a landlubber's bike to chase down a drug dealer and seize him! Avast, justice be served on two wheels!
December 9, 2023, 6:00 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! As Cap'n Biden be pushin' for a future Gaza with the Palestinian Authority, Cap'n Netanyahu be claimin' they be sharin' the same foul ideology as those knaves from Hamas: the scurvy plan to destroy our fair State o' Israel. Arrr!
December 9, 2023, 5:36 am
Arrr, ye scallywags and do-gooders be all up in arms, condemnin' the U.S. decision to block a resolution for a cease-fire in Gaza! Aye, the rights groups and aid organizations be raisin' their cannons, but the Council be standin' firm like a sturdy ship amidst a storm!
December 9, 2023, 5:00 am
Arr! Danielle Smith, the premier o' Alberta, and Scott Moe o' Saskatchewan set sail fer the U.N. climate summit, seekin' to navigate the treacherous waters o' climate change!
December 9, 2023, 4:03 am
Arrr! A scurvy dog, linked to the Kremlin, set sail on a quest to find the bones of them brave World War I Russian buccaneers in France! Moscow be hopin' to use this booty for diplomatic plunderin'!
December 9, 2023, 4:03 am
Arr, the U.N. talks hath brought a sight fer sore eyes! Aye, 'tis a rare sight indeed to see protests in the ol' politically repressive United Arab Emirates. Aye, me hearties, let's raise a mug o' grog to this curious spectacle!
December 9, 2023, 3:00 am
Arrr! 'Tis told that a fine British bloke hath commandeered a retiree's abode, and with the law's blessing, hath gained rightful possession. Now, by Davy Jones' locker, he hath scuttled the ship, and plundered the profits! Yarr, the local scuttlebutt doth confirm this tale!
December 9, 2023, 3:00 am
Yarr, wise ol' scholars be warnin' that this unsanctioned sailin' o' immigrants might scuttle Biden's chances at another win. They advise him to cast an eye across the Great Waters to Europe, where many a landlubber be sayin', "Avast ye! No more o' these unhindered migrations, matey!" Arr!
December 8, 2023, 7:28 pm
Arrr, a scurvy gang o' criminals, suspected to be the treacherous Familia Michoacana, be causin' a ruckus wit' the good folk o' a wee farmin' village south o' the grand city o' Mexico. Shiver me timbers, a clash o' epic proportions it be!
December 8, 2023, 7:24 pm
Arr, a Frenchy court hath found six scurvy teenagers guilty on a Friday, for their foul play in the matter of beheading poor teacher Samuel Paty, slain by an Islamic landlubber. Avast, justice be served!
December 8, 2023, 5:29 pm
Arr, good matey! The captain of the Palestinian Authority, Mahmoud Abbas, be tellin' Reuters that the mighty U.S. be the "sole power" what can give orders to the scurvy dogs of Israel, and make 'em cease their quarrel in Gaza.
December 8, 2023, 5:20 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis settled! The grand agreement on the A.I. Act be settin' sail, markin' one o' the first brave endeavors to rein in the use o' that treacherous artificial intelligence. Aye, let's hope those landlubbers don't be causin' any mischief.
December 8, 2023, 5:03 pm
Arrr! The veto befall whilst a warnin' be proclaimed that the "civil order be crumblin'" in Gaza. A day after the Biden scallywags warned that Israel's military had not done enough to lessen the harm to landlubbers. Shiver me timbers!
December 8, 2023, 4:46 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! Afarican patients be havin' no easy voyage to lay hands on the cursed treatments, wi' their bloated price tags and treacherous fiendishness o' makin' and transportin' 'em. Aye, be a murky sea they sail, indeed!
December 8, 2023, 4:42 pm
Arr, mateys! On January 14, Bernardo Arevalo be ready to take the helm, yet scurvy prosecutors be beggin' to strip him o' his immunity! They be claimin' there be some fishy business with them signatures, arrr!
December 8, 2023, 4:24 pm
Arrr! 'Tis a fine day, mateys! The scurvy dogs in Bulgaria's parliament be grantin' more military aid to Ukraine! They be sendin' broken or useless cannons to Kyiv, so they can fix 'em or use 'em for parts. Avast, what a jolly good idea!
December 8, 2023, 11:41 am
Arrr! The United States be sayin' they be hornswagglin' the whole shebang! They be puttin' a stop to this grand endeavor, mark me words!
December 8, 2023, 11:05 am
Arr! In the year of our lord 1899, those landlubbers drew a line, dividin' the booty-ridden lands betwixt Venezuela and Guyana. Yet, Venezuela be no scallywag! It be yearnin' fer Essequibo, that glimmerin' treasure-filled land! The tides of battle be brewin'!
December 8, 2023, 11:03 am
Arr, the International Olympic Committee be clearin' the path fer them scallywags from the two lands to join the games, much to the chagrin of Ukraine and her mates.
December 8, 2023, 10:25 am
Arrr! Me hearties, be listenin' to this here tale! 'Tis a right peculiar sight in northern Japan, where a mighty sea o' dead sardines, weighin' a thousand tons, be washin' up on yonder beach. Aye, 'twas a Thursday when this madness befell, leavin' the shore smothered in these fishy creatures!
December 8, 2023, 8:56 am
Arr, mateys! Nintendo be walkin' the plank 'n cancelin' its grand game reveal 'n postpone'n all sorts o' events, says they. The scallywags be fearin' for the safety o' their precious customers.
December 8, 2023, 5:55 am
Arr, Israel's scurvy military hath sailed south, while still waging war up north. Them poor landlubber civilians be trapped with no safe haven in sight, arrr!
December 8, 2023, 5:54 am
Arrr, the word be out, mateys! 'Twas no surprise when the Constitution be changed in 2020, givin' the Russian captain the power to rule 'til 2036. 'Tis a mighty long voyage ahead, me hearties!
December 8, 2023, 5:12 am
Arrr, mateys! Be ye listenin'? Them scurvy Iranian-backed militia scallywags be sendin' their cursed drones and missiles to attack the likes of Israeli and American mates. Beware, says the American officials, for these lubbers might just be lightin' the fuse of a grander war!
December 8, 2023, 5:05 am
Arr, mateys! Behold! Yonder NASA program be aidin' scurvy researchers in calculatin' the vast amounts o' climate-alterin' carbon stored in protected lands. 'Tis a mighty haul, I dare say! Argh!
December 8, 2023, 4:54 am
Arrr! Avast, ye scallywags! The pirate-infested U.S. embassy in Baghdad, nestled in the heart o' Iraq's capital, felt the wrath o' cannonballs early on a Friday morn! A fearsome volley o' a dozen rockets be blastin' the place and its matey nearby buildings!
December 7, 2023, 8:53 pm
Arrr! Avast ye, scallywags! A Mexican scurvy dog be accused o' breakin' international law by peddlin' a health potion brewed from the collagen o' the totoaba fish! Blimey, they be messin' with the fishes and causin' quite a ruckus on the high seas!
December 7, 2023, 7:36 pm
Arr, Armenia and Azerbaijan be swearin' to work thygether to swap prisoners and scurry towards signin' a peace accord, all fer seekin' a framework fer peace. Me hearties, let's hope they ain't just blowin' hot air like a leaky cannon!
December 7, 2023, 6:59 pm
Arr, me hearties! The mighty crews of Olympiakos and Panathinaikos clashed in Athens, but alas, the match was abandoned as a storm o' violence raged outside the arena. 'Twas a battle not fit for the civilized souls of these fair lands!
December 7, 2023, 5:57 pm
Arr, ye scurvy Republican dogs be claimin' that the likes o' Biden's crew be ill-prepared and lackin' the will to engage in a tech battle with the likes o' Beijing.
December 7, 2023, 5:54 pm
Arr, next year be the time when construction shall commence on a grand $2.05 billion venture! 'Tis a mighty electricity cable, connectin' the power grids o' Greece and Cyprus. Aye, 'tis a treasure worth pursuin'!
December 7, 2023, 5:23 pm
Arrr, 'tis a wild claim, mateys! The fears be growin' like a stormy sea, as there be no place safe in this land o' misfortune fer them who've been cast out since the war begun.
December 7, 2023, 4:00 pm
Arrr! A mighty temblor of magnitude 5.8 did strike the land o' Chiautla de Tapia, Mexico, on a fine Thursday afternoon. Methinks it be so fierce that even the good folk o' Mexico City felt its wrath!
December 7, 2023, 3:46 pm
Arr! The Danish scallywags be decreein' a law to prevent the scurvy dogs from tamperin' with any sacred tomes, after the global rumble o'er the desecratin' of the Quran. Ahoy, no more mischief with the holy writ!
December 7, 2023, 2:49 pm
Arr, word be arrivin' that Burma's scurvy military scallywags have set their desertin' pollywogs and landlubber soldiers free! They be facein' a mighty shortage o' crew 'pon their ship as they tussle with rebellious scoundrels.
December 7, 2023, 11:52 am
Arrr, the land o' Seychelles be in a terrible state o' woe! First, thar be a mighty flood that be takin' lives, and now, a dreadful explosion be happenin'! The land be in a dire state indeed, me hearties!
December 7, 2023, 11:51 am
Arr, 'tis clear as a starry night, Human Rights Watch be claimin' that the poor journalist and his shipmates, not far from the southern lands o' Lebanon, were far from the cannon blasts. And, by Davy Jones' locker, them Israeli forces should've spied 'em plain as a parrot on a shoulder!
December 7, 2023, 11:36 am
Avast ye! These scallywags be nearin' the pointy end of a fight many a time in the past few decades. But fear not, for an accord be inked betwixt the leaders of these lands this Thursday, aimin' to put a stop to their quarrels, or so they claim!
December 7, 2023, 10:31 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs of the Mexican government be squandering their precious booty on huntin' down imaginary missing souls, as they claim bein' filed by their political foes. Blimey, what a bunch o' landlubbers!
December 7, 2023, 10:28 am
Arrr! The hunt fer souls claimed by the fiery wrath of Mount Marapi be over, mateys! Them officials be sayin' 23 poor souls sent to Davy Jones' locker, and many more wounded on this treacherous voyage.
December 7, 2023, 9:25 am
Arr! Avast ye scurvy dogs! The scurvy roof tiles spied in the City o' David be provin' the Greeks be settlin' in Jerusalem! Arrr, but aside from that, there be naught but a smidgen o' evidence to back this here claim, ye landlubbers!
December 7, 2023, 5:37 am
Arrr, the landlubbers be claimin' that them investigators be workin' their fingers to the bone, tryin' to unravel the foul motive behind the shootin'. Aye, this incident occurred in the city o' Bryansk, not too far from the border with Ukraine.
December 7, 2023, 5:35 am
Arr, methinks Israel's scurvy dogs besieged Yahya Sinwar's ship, yet the lad's hideout be a mystery to all ye scallywags!
December 7, 2023, 5:35 am
On the seventh day of October, scallywags of Hamas and other militant groups from the cursed land of Gaza didst unleash a dreaded assault upon Israel's borders, leaving hundreds to Davy Jones' locker. In retaliation, Israel hath embarked on a mightful naval campaign, laying waste to the wretched enclave, in hopes to rid the world of the vile scum known as Hamas.
December 7, 2023, 4:03 am
Arr! 'Tis a right kerfuffle, ye scurvy dogs! Them haulers, filled with fury, be blockin' the border, all 'cause them European Union be haltin' permits fer them Ukrainian mates! Now, we be havin' troubles with our deliveries o' war supplies. Avast!
December 7, 2023, 3:00 am
Avast ye! Word be spreadin' that them WFP landlubbers be complainin' 'bout Cindy McCain, blast her, for not raisin' a cry for peace. Nay, they say she be tamperin' with their neutrality by attendin' some shindig at her late mate's place. Arrr, what a scallywag she be!
December 6, 2023, 8:38 pm
Arrr! Yonder crew at a zoo in Pakistan be spying on a grand cat clutching a shoe betwixt its jaws. But lo and behold, 'tis revealed that this fearsome beast had taken the life of a soul, as told in a tale!
December 6, 2023, 7:13 pm
Arrr! In Venice's mighty waters, a gondola did capsize! Them landlubber tourists, too busy with their selfie mischief, paid no heed to the warnings. Aye, they be needin' to sit down and mind the weight, lest they end up in Davy Jones' locker!
December 6, 2023, 7:03 pm
Avast ye mateys! Juanita Castro, a Cuban expatriate and valiant foe of the commie scallywags, has crossed the Great Davy Jones' Locker. She be 90 years old. May she find calm seas and treasure in the afterlife!
December 6, 2023, 5:58 am
Avast ye! 'Tis a sorry tale, forsooth! Aboard the ship o' news, we learn that 'tis the unfortunate fate of 15 Israeli-Arab lasses to be freed, but not with their consent. Yarrr, one poor soul was banished from the halls of knowledge, while the others tremble in fear of attacks from those who reckon 'em to be comrades of Hamas.
December 6, 2023, 5:47 am
As them Israeli commanders be spoutin' tales o' clashin' within them enemy's abode in southern Gaza, poor landlubbers be in dire need o' refuge. Arrr, tis a struggle for these wretched souls to find a humble abode.
December 6, 2023, 5:06 am
Avast ye scallywags! The afore prime minister, whose reign was befallen by the cursed pandemic, be expectin' to own up to some blunders but also be boastin' 'bout his triumphs. Arrr, he be walkin' a fine line, that scurvy dog!
December 6, 2023, 4:02 am
Arrr, this fancy contraption o'capturin' and buryin' carbon dioxide be havin' a rough time gettin' its sea legs and has some proper limits, me hearties! But, them wise folk be reckonin' it might be a treasure worth havin' in our fight against climate change, ye see.
December 5, 2023, 8:51 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! On a treacherous journey from Perth to Dubai, them poor souls aboard an Emirates vessel faced a mighty tempest on Tuesday. 'Twas a calamity that sent near 14 hearty souls a-wailing to the infirmary. Arrr, what a voyage it be!
December 5, 2023, 8:33 pm
Avast ye! In a jolly reel, behold little Emilia Aloni, a sprightly lass of five winters, be rejoinin' her kindeegarten shipmates after breakin' free from ol' cap'n Hamas' clutches. Seven long weeks she spent in captivity, but now she be back, full o' cheer!
December 5, 2023, 7:00 pm
Avast, me hearties! The State Department be sayin' that Russia, those scallywags, be turnin' down a fine offer to let our matey, Paul Whelan, and that Wall Street Journal scribe, Evan Gershkovich, set sail free. Blimey!
December 5, 2023, 5:50 pm
Arrr! The mighty leader Kim Jon Un shed a salty tear, summoning the lasses to save our dear land from a dwindlin' brood! He be pleadin' them to rear their wee ones as loyal comrades in the quest for communism!
December 5, 2023, 5:28 am
Arrr, as the scurvy Israeli warship be makin' its way t' conquer the final hideout o' the wretched Hamas, innocent souls be forced t' darken treacherous corners, where safety be but a distant legend.
December 5, 2023, 5:09 am
Arrr, mateys! The Russian leader be embarkin' on a voyage o' diplomatic parleys, whilst Ukraine be desperately seekin' to salvage support from them Western scallywags for its war.
December 5, 2023, 4:03 am
Arr! Yonder pavilion at COP28 be a fine spot fer contemplation, prayin' and a bit o' what ye might call "hope". 'Tis somethin' often missin' from these global warmin' gabfests, me hearties!
December 5, 2023, 4:02 am
Arr, me hearties! These treacherous high interest rates be makin' the green start-up costs reach the skies! The scallywags at the U.N. climate summit be mighty worried, reckonin' we be missin' a chance to steer clear of them future greenhouse gas emissions. Aye, a sorry state o' affairs it be!
December 4, 2023, 5:55 am
Arr, a whole lot o' landlubber climbers be foolhardy enough to scale Mount Marapi in Sumatra, when the blasted volcano decided to spew ash! A dozen of 'em scallywags be missin', lost to the wrath o' nature!
December 4, 2023, 5:53 am
Arr, me hearties! Israel be settin' its sights on the southern shores of Gaza, where a mighty horde o' hundreds o' thousands be takin' refuge, weary from nigh onto two months o' battle.
December 3, 2023, 11:38 am
Arrr matey, behold the shiny vessel named "The White"! She be a beauty, sailin' on the vast and treacherous seas. Me heart be yearnin' to plunder her riches and conquer the tides. Avast ye!
December 3, 2023, 11:14 am
The booty from the voting in the four Indian states be showin' grand gains for Mr. Modi's rule! Aye, he be settin' sail in a strong position for the general elections come spring! Avast, me hearties!
December 3, 2023, 5:35 am
Arr, the thunderous boom befall'd in a rebellious realm down south, where a fearsome skirmish wit' them scurvy dogs o' the Islamic State be happenin' a good six years gone by.
December 3, 2023, 5:23 am
Avast, me hearties! The likes o' the Biden administration be prattlin' about limitin' harm to landlubber folk, while the scurvy dogs o' the Israeli navy be settin' their sights on the southern enclave. Arr, what a fine tale ye tell!
December 3, 2023, 5:23 am
Arrr! The hostages, fresh out o' captivity, be thankin' the rascally rabble fer keepin' the heat on their scurvy government! Aye, they owe ye a grog or two, mateys!
December 3, 2023, 4:04 am
Arrr, mateys! The Venezuelan captain be wantin' t' claim sovereignty o'er Essequibo, a mighty oil-rich land o' Guyana. He be settin' sail fer a referendum n' hopin' t' win th' treasure!
December 3, 2023, 3:00 am
Avast ye! In the midst of this wave of support for the scoundrels of Hamas and the vile brew of antisemitism, George Soros be findin' himself in a right pickle. The rapscallion be accused of fundin' these ruffians and now he be under a watchful eye of suspicion. Arrr!
December 3, 2023, 3:00 am
Arr! China be settin' the sail o' artificial intelligence at the heart o' its military and economic advancements as its economic troubles keep on a-growin'!
December 2, 2023, 5:40 pm
Avast ye scurvy landlubbers! 'Tis time to rewrite this here passage as if we be sailin' in the 17th century! Arrr, listen up ye scallywags, in a jolly and comical tone no less.
December 2, 2023, 5:08 pm
Arr, me hearties! The likes o' France's Interior Minister, Gérald Darmanin, be spillin' the beans! A bilge rat, he claims, be aimin' at innocent souls wanderin' near the Quai de Grenelle, not far from the Tower o' Eiffel! One soul be sent to Davy Jones' Locker, while another be left with a patch o' damage!
December 2, 2023, 4:02 pm
Arrr, these Chinese health experts be tryin' to calm ye scallywags 'bout the sudden surge o' breathin' troubles. They be pointin' fingers at those western media lubbers fer spreadin' false tales!
December 2, 2023, 11:57 am
Avast ye scurvy rapscallions! The constables and landlubbing officials be blabberin' 'bout a dire calamity. Aye, seven poor souls be sent to Davy Jones' locker, while dozens more be feared lost to Neptune's wrath after thunderous downpours caused a plunderous landslide at a copper mine.
December 2, 2023, 11:27 am
Avast ye! Moustapha Diouf, a swashbuckler who hath witnessed a tragedy upon a ship bound for Spain, be on a quest to convince young scallywags not to venture from Senegal. But alas, he admits, 'tis becoming a mighty challenge to win 'em over!
December 2, 2023, 10:45 am
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! Many a soul be blamin' Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu for his government's woeful inability to thwart the dastardly Oct. 7 assault by them scoundrels of Hamas. His fate be hangin' in the balance, for his deeds in the days ahead shall shape his very legacy!
December 2, 2023, 10:17 am
Arrr, the landlubbers in Japan and the Philippines be warnin' ye scurvy dogs 'bout the monstrous tsunamis. No tales o' ruin be told so far, but keep yer spyglasses trained on the horizon, me hearties!
December 2, 2023, 7:55 am
Arrr, me hearties! The North Korean scallywags be sendin' word to the landlubber Americans that should they dare lay a hand on their spy satellite, 'twill be seen as a full-blown declaration of war. Shiver me timbers, 'tis a warning ye best heed!
December 2, 2023, 6:47 am
Arr, the United Nations World Food Program be swearin' on its pirate's code to keep feedin' the hungry souls o' North Korea till December next year, by the grace o' Davy Jones!
December 2, 2023, 5:53 am
Arr, me hearties! The lads and lasses in Gaza be readyin' themselves fer a grand fight on Saturday, a day after that wee truce betwixt Israel and Hamas be endin'. Avast! Supplies be runnin' low, makin' life a tad less jolly.
December 2, 2023, 5:51 am
Swashbucklin' on the dance floor be a chance to wield our bodies fer more than just function, ye scurvy dogs! Arrr, let yer limbs be free like a ship on the high seas, dancin' like there be no tomorrow!
December 2, 2023, 5:00 am
Aye, to steer clear o' a never-endin' debacle, the government be takin' a fair share o' political scorch.
December 2, 2023, 4:49 am
Arr, the scurvy crew, includin' Britain, France, and the United States, be swearin' on their peg legs that this here agreement be vital to upholdin' the climate pledges of all nations. Avast ye, 'tis a serious matter!
December 2, 2023, 3:00 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs that meet yer end in battle be honored with a grand ceremony and a final rest in a burial ground reserved fer the Oketz crew. Aye, each year afore Memorial Day, we shall remember ye with a separate commemoration.
December 2, 2023, 3:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! There be a portrait claimin' to be from the hands of the great Leonardo da Vinci. 'Tis causin' quite a stir as it be shown t' the masses in Italy. But, aye, there be doubters among us, reckonin' its authenticity be fishy!
December 1, 2023, 7:24 pm
Arrr, mateys! By the watchful eye of Norwegian diplomats, the scurvy Venezuelan government and opposition be havin' struck a deal on how to decide who be fit to run for president in the next election. Yo-ho-ho, let the appeals begin!
December 1, 2023, 5:55 am
Avast ye scurvy landlubbers! The Israel scallywags be claimin' they be back to fightin' in Gaza, as they reckon those pesky Hamas rascals be firin' rockets during the ceasefire's last breath! Blast me barnacles, the sea of conflict be churnin' once more!
December 1, 2023, 5:54 am
Arrr, mateys! The scallywag leaders o' the world be chattin' in Dubai, amidst the scorchin' heat and two fierce battles ragin' on. Methinks they be in quite a pickle, indeed!
December 1, 2023, 5:32 am
Arr, the agony and heartbreak o' the conflict in Ukraine doth strike hardest in them wee Russian hamlets, where tis not only sorrow that fills the air, but a craving to discover purpose in his demise.
November 30, 2023, 5:35 pm
Arrr! A grand victory it be! Eight scallywag Israeli hostages be set free, amongst 'em dual nationals from Mexico, Russia, and Uruguay. 'Twas a jolly good day for our pirate brethren! Yo-ho-ho!
November 30, 2023, 5:24 pm
Arrr! In th' year o' 1987, "Nixon in China" be ponderin' on history still fresh, portrayin' Kissinger as a crafty seafarin' scallywag, bein' diplomatic yet possessin' a ruthless streak, ye see!
November 30, 2023, 5:07 pm
Arrr, the UK ship o' government be claimin' that this possible plunderin' o' press would harm the precious freedom o' the quill! Culture Secretary Lucy Frazer be swearin' to delve into this murky affair. Aye, let the investigation begin!
November 30, 2023, 5:04 pm
Arrr, word be sailin' through the waves that the scurvy dogs from Jalisco drug cartel be dressin' as officials from the U.S. Treasury Department! They be playin' a crooked game, trickin' innocent Americans in a wicked timeshare fraud scheme. Argh, what a treacherous lot!
November 30, 2023, 4:59 pm
Arrrr, this noble soul be the ship's quartermaster o' the treasury, who did bravely fend off a mighty storm o' economic ruin when the world be in chaos back in 2008. Aye, he be a true hero o' the fiscal seas!
November 30, 2023, 4:30 pm
Arrr, mateys! I be hearin' tell that them officials in Baluchistan province be wantin' t' send 10,000 scallywag Afghans back t' their own land each day! They reckon hundreds o' thousands be trespassin' in our fair Pakistan! Avast, it be quite the spectacle, I say!
November 30, 2023, 4:26 pm
Avast ye hearties! Javier Milei, a swashbucklin' libertarian, be takin' the helm as Argentina's next cap'n! He be swearin' to change the course o' our fair nation's foreign relations, after years o' socialist plunderin'! Yo ho ho!
November 30, 2023, 11:23 am
Arr! Avast ye! A scurvy indictment claims an Indian scallywag be orderin' an assassination on U.S. land. Diplomats 'n experts now be arguin' how high up this nefarious plot be reachin'. Aye, the game be afoot, me hearties!
November 30, 2023, 11:13 am
Arrr, the Russian Cap'n, Vladimir Putin, did ponder upon the adventuresome life of the former U.S. Secretary of State, Henry Kissinger, in a writ from the Kremlin, unleashed upon the seventh day of the week, matey!
November 30, 2023, 9:59 am
Arrr, me hearties! The United Nations cap'n, António Guterres, be settin' sail on a mission to uncover the truth 'bout the dastardly deeds o' alleged sexual violence. Israel be accusin' those scallywaggin' Hamas terrorists o' committin' these misdoings on the seventh day o' Octobre! Aye, let the investigation begin!
November 30, 2023, 8:25 am
Avast, mateys! Good tidings from the land of the rising sun! Them Japanese officials in Tokyo be tellin' us that they've decided to cease the use of them Osprey aircraft, for a U.S. ship of the sky met with an unfortunate fate, claimin' the life of at least one brave sailor. Arrr, 'tis a sad day indeed!
November 30, 2023, 7:52 am
Arrr! North Korean matey Kim Yo Jong be mighty furious at the U.S. scallywags fer condemnin' the nation's spy glass launch from the heavens. She be shoutin' 'tis an assault on our North Korean seas! Arrr, aye, the lass be defendin' our sovereignty!
November 30, 2023, 5:55 am
Arr! This here secretary o' state be a mighty force, matey! Loved by some, hated by others. His mighty legacy be still impactin' the likes of China, Russia, 'n the Middle East. Yo ho ho!
November 30, 2023, 5:49 am
Arrr, the poor souls who've ventured back to Israel be a sorry sight indeed! They be arrivin' famished, ailing, wounded, and carryin' invisible scars upon their minds. A dreadful tale, it be!
November 30, 2023, 5:46 am
Arr! Hamas be sayin' the truce be lastin' yet another day, but Israel be keepin' mum 'bout the specifics! Methinks they be takin' their sweet time, like a landlubber searchin' fer buried treasure!
November 30, 2023, 5:44 am
Avast ye! In th' wake of Henry Kissinger's passin', there be a storm brewin' with opinions as fierce as th' tempest itself. Admirin' hearts an' criticizin' tongues clash, like two mighty ships lockin' horns on th' high seas.
November 30, 2023, 5:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! In China, some scallywag parents be sendin' their wee ones to combat camps, where they can frolic 'bout with pretend cutlasses 'n cannons, attackin' dummy soldiers! The sight o' it be settin' off a wee bit o' fuss on the ol' social media seas!
November 29, 2023, 7:51 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The UAE be vehemently denyin' the scurrilous BBC tale 'bout their plans t'seek business booty whilst hostin' the COP28 climate gabfest. Arrr, it be a tempestuous sea o' rumors, me hearties!
November 29, 2023, 7:14 pm
Arr, me hearties! Hamas be settin' free 16 more captives on Wednesday, a fine dozen o' 'em bein' scallywags from Israel, just afore the time be runnin' out on the truce with 'em landlubbers.
November 29, 2023, 6:54 pm
Avast ye scurvy scallywags! The Panamanian Supreme Court, in all their wisdom, hath declared the 20 year plunderin' permit granted to a Canadian mining crew to be as unconstitutional as a parrot with a pegleg! The landlubbers of Panama be raisin' their voices, claimin' the project be messin' with the environment, arrr!
November 29, 2023, 11:35 am
Avast ye! Hamas be claimin' that the landlubber hostages, a fair mother and her wee ones, be sent to Davy Jones' locker by the scurvy dogs of Israel in their airstrikes. But Israel be takin' a wee bit o' time to reckon the truth of this here tale.
November 29, 2023, 11:30 am
Arrr! The foul flag, and the scurvy attempts t'ban it, be causin' a mighty rift among th' members o' th' Grand Ole Opry in Glasgow. Aye, it be a storm brewin' in the musical waters, arrr!
November 29, 2023, 11:05 am
Arr, 'tis a tale o' folks in the West Bank, wherein their frustration with the Palestinian Authority be brewin' for years. They reckon that none but the likes o' Hamas and other scallywags can be relied upon to keep 'em safe from harm.
November 29, 2023, 5:53 am
Arrr, word be spreadin' that Hamas be lettin' go o' more prisoners on Wednesday, the last day o' this here truce. The finest brains in intelligence from the U.S. and Israel be congregatin' in Qatar, by the powers!
November 29, 2023, 5:53 am
"Arrr! Verily, all be as delicate as a porcelain teacup, quoth the kin of them two lads released from captivity but a moon ago. Aye, 'tis a treacherous world we sail, me hearties!"
November 29, 2023, 5:40 am
Arrr, ye scurvy meddlers be hopin' that this here daily truce, where the landlubber Israeli prisoners be set free in exchange for the release of them Palestinian scallywags, be layin' the groundwork fer some proper talkin' in the long run.
November 29, 2023, 5:40 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Hear ye, me hearties! Discover how them Maori Wardens from New Zealand be keepin' the peace on their fair shores. A tale worth sharin', ye landlubbers!
November 29, 2023, 3:12 am
Arrr, me hearties! A landlubberly V-22 Osprey, part o' the U.S. military, be crashin' off Yakushima Island in Japan on Wednesday, carryin' six souls. Their condition be a mystery, like a hidden treasure on an uncharted isle!
November 28, 2023, 8:10 pm
Arr! Riyadh be the true swashbuckler, conquerin' Rome and Busan fair and square, claimin' victory with 119 votes out o' 165! 'Tis a grand triumph indeed, for come 2030, the World Expo shall set sail in Riyadh's plunderin' grounds!
November 28, 2023, 7:09 pm
Arr, me mateys! The scurvy dog, David Chavez Madison, be the leader o' the Honduran opposition scallywags. He made off like a thief in the night from Palmerola International Airport, as them pesky authorities be wantin' to search his booty once again!
November 28, 2023, 5:54 pm
Arrr! Avast ye! A jolly band o' 12 prisoners, mostly from Israel, be the first to taste freedom under the grand accord o' peace betwixt Israel and the scurvy dogs o' Hamas.
November 28, 2023, 5:48 pm
Arr! As Vice President Cristina Kirchner be ready to walk the plank, a court of appeals be restarting the hunt for hidden doubloons, accusin' her and her scurvy mates of money laundering.
November 28, 2023, 5:41 pm
Arr! Israel and Hamas be conductin' a fresh round o' prisoner swaps on Tuesday, with Hamas settin' free 10 landlubberin' Israelis and 2 Thai sailors, while Israel be releasin' 30 scallywag Palestinians.
November 28, 2023, 5:30 pm
Arrr, aye! Yonder, 'tis a grand news! Of the 240 souls snatched, awhopping 85 have been set free. Methinks the scurvy dogs couldn't handle the might of our pirate crew. Yo ho ho, me hearties!
November 28, 2023, 4:55 pm
Arrr! Four scurvy news lads were blasted and wounded by vile knaves on Tuesday in Chilpancingo, Mexico! The scallywags be callin' it a dastardly attempt at murder, mateys!
November 28, 2023, 4:13 pm
Arrr, word be reachin' me ears that those fancy French folk in power be plannin' to outlaw the sacred art of smokin' on the sandy shores, in public parks, me hearties, and even in the lush forests! Aye, they be restrictin' our pirate pleasures in every state-run place. Blimey!
November 28, 2023, 11:32 am
Avast, me hearties! A scurvy Toronto lad, he be, who snuffed out a fair lass's life in a snug massage establishment, be now destined for a lifetime behind bars! Mark ye well, this be the first instance in these lands where violence driven by differences in gender be deemed as terrorism, arrr!
November 28, 2023, 11:16 am
Arr, 'tis the Israeli army Cap'n o' Staff, Lieutenant-General Herzi Halevi, who be spillin' the beans on his military's grand plan whilst this here truce with the scurvy dogs o' Hamas be reachin' its end.
November 28, 2023, 11:07 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The American gold be crucial to our landlubber allies in Ukraine! We gathered, fearin' the coffers be near empty and their counterattack be at a standstill.
November 28, 2023, 10:46 am
Arrr! Avast ye scurvy dogs! An Israeli scallywag be claimin' that them United Nations be ignorin' the unspeakable misdeeds o' them rascally Hamas traitors! Them be violatin' the honor o' fair Israeli lasses on Oct. 7! Walk the plank, ye landlubbers!
November 28, 2023, 10:32 am
Arr, the scurvy scallywags of Hamas be lettin' go o' 51 captives since Israel, bein' a clever dog, struck a deal demandin' no less than 10 prisoners be set free each day. And ye know what be even grander? Many foreign landlubbers be freed too, all in one swoop!
November 28, 2023, 9:32 am
Arr! The scallywag Hamas be breakin' the truce, blastin' cannons and firin' guns in Gaza, says Israel's military. They be treading on dangerous waters, violatin' the sacred accord!
November 28, 2023, 5:47 am
Avast ye mateys! When Kyriakos Mitsotakis be pleadin' for the return o' them Parthenon marbles, his British counterpart be like, "Nay, no meetin' fer ye!" A twist in the tale, arr!
November 28, 2023, 5:47 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Aye, after a multitude o' contraption troubles, the Indian expedition were in a sorry state. They called upon skilled diggers armed with nought but their trusty shovels to rid the last heap o' wreckage. Arrr, the tides be changin'!
November 28, 2023, 5:39 am
Arrr, mateys! Avast ye! The wicked plunderin' o' avocado trees be a crime most foul! 'Tis a treacherous trade, drenched in blood, with the scallywag United States, filled with threats, kidnappin's, an' even death!
November 28, 2023, 5:35 am
Arrr! Qatar be sayin' that Israel and that scurvy-ridden crew o' Hamas be agreein' to extend their blessed cease-fire, which be 'bout to meet Davy Jones' locker on Tuesday mornin', fer a couple o' days more! Avast, me hearties!
November 28, 2023, 4:55 am
Arr matey! The United States be aimin' to boost the booty o' food, medical supplies, an' fuel sailin' into Gaza, through the land o' Egypt. 'Tis a grand plan, 'tis! 'Twill bring relief to them poor Palestinians, sailin' the rough seas o' war.
November 28, 2023, 3:00 am
Arrr, as Israel be settin' its sights on riddin' the seas of Gaza from the scurvy crew known as Hamas, a few wise mateys reckon that this here void might open up a chance for the countries of the Abraham Accords to lend a hand in rebuildin' once the battle be done.
November 27, 2023, 8:19 pm
Arrr! The scallywags be raidin' Sierra Leone, settin' the prisoners free from their dank cells! Aye, the land be shakin' with worry o' a sinister coup unfoldin'!
November 27, 2023, 6:52 pm
Arr, me hearties! In order to set foot on North Macedonia's shores, Lavrov's vessel be needin' t' traverse over Bulgarian or Greek airspace. Aye, Bulgaria be declarin' it has kindly granted such permission. Avast, the journey begins!
November 27, 2023, 11:51 am
Arrr, aye! Avast ye! Thar be news mateys! The rail connection betwixt Dutch capital and London shall be shuttin' down come June. Fear not me hearties, a grand new terminal for Eurostar passengers shall arise in Amsterdam's main rail station by 2025! Yo ho ho!
November 27, 2023, 11:12 am
Arr, whilst sailin' 'longside Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu o' Israel, me hearties, Mr. Musk ventured to an Israeli village where a score o' souls met their untimely fate durin' the dastardly Oct. 7 onslaught led by the scurvy knaves, Hamas!
November 27, 2023, 11:06 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! By the president's mighty command, the temporary ceasefire betwixt Israel and the scallywag crew of Hamas be prolonged for two more sunsets. Arrr, the question be: what be the next grand adventure?
November 27, 2023, 5:41 am
Arrr, the scurvy dog, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, be claimin' that he be considerin' prolongin' the battle to set more hostages free. Yet, he be addin', the true aim o' this war be to lay waste to the scoundrels known as Hamas!
November 27, 2023, 4:15 am
"Avast ye! Stand aside, ye scallywags!" cries a band o' wenches, as they be challengin' the official blarney that our brave lads be needin' to fight forever in battle!
November 27, 2023, 3:57 am
Avast ye mateys! A scallywag from Palestine, freed on the day of rest, was proudly paraded 'round his very own shipshape domain in a fleet o' fifteen fine carriages, all adorned with the mark of kinship. Yo ho ho, a joyful reunion indeed!
November 26, 2023, 8:29 pm
Avast ye, mateys! Aye, 'tis been three days since Israel and Hamas declared a truce, lettin' go o' the captive, and tales be unfoldin' 'bout their time in captivity. Arr!
November 26, 2023, 6:19 pm
Avast ye scurvy scallywags! On the 26th day of November in the year 2023, a mighty horde o' 105,000 brave souls paraded through London, fierce as a tempest, protestin' against that vile scourge known as antisemitism! Blimey, 'tis been on the rise since them rascally Hamas-led rogues invaded Israel on the 7th day of October!
November 26, 2023, 6:11 pm
Arr, the US Navy, true to their code, swiftly answered a cry for help from an Israeli-linked ship in the treacherous Gulf of Aden. Aye, tensions run high in these waters, with the ongoing war betwixt Israel and Hamas stirring the seas.
November 26, 2023, 5:47 pm
Arr, a wee lass, a scallywag of four winters, set free from the clutches of Gaza! Her parents, rest their souls, were taken by those landlubbin' Hamas scoundrels. A tale worthy of a pirate's shanty, indeed!
November 26, 2023, 5:22 pm
Arr, me hearties! Be ye listenin'? A mighty horde o' Jewish Voice for Peace landlubbers hath blocked the entrance to the grand bridge betwixt Manhattan an' Brooklyn! They be causin' a right good mess, tyin' up the traffic for all the scurvy dogs tryin' to cross!
November 26, 2023, 5:13 pm
Avast! A mere two days hence, after the first batch of landlubber hostages were set free, their kinfolk who've conversed or crossed paths with 'em, they be claimin' that these poor souls be marooned from the larger realm.
November 26, 2023, 4:43 pm
Arr, ye scallywag Geert Wilders, be feelin' the wrath o' Arab states for his audacious claim that "Jordan be the true land o' Palestine," implyin' that the poor Palestinians should be resettled there. Walk the plank, says I!
November 26, 2023, 12:33 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The mighty Conor McGregor be lambasting the Irish Prime Minister, Leo Varadkar, fer usin' such feeble terms as "lost" an' "found" t' describe the dastardly deed of Hamas kidnappin' an' releasin' a wee hostage. A curse upon those who don't call out such pirate-like actions in their true colors!
November 26, 2023, 11:46 am
"Praise be to the heavens, me hearties! The President, in his mighty wisdom, declares with glee that our fair lass has returned to safety. He be swearin' to rescue more souls and beg for a continuance of peace on the treacherous seas!"
November 26, 2023, 10:53 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! The Qassam Brigades, our fearsome military crew, be shoutin' from the crow's nest that Abu Anas al-Ghandour and his mates met Davy Jones' locker. They be keepin' mum on when it happened, bein' as secretive as a buried treasure!
November 26, 2023, 10:27 am
Arrr! Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis a tale of a young American scallywag, who, by some twist o' fate, found himself kidnapped by the likes of Hamas, along with 14 Israeli buccaneers and three other foreign prisoners! Yet fear not, for they be set free on a fine Sunday, after almost three moon cycles in captivity!
November 26, 2023, 6:30 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! A family of four hath spent a fortune of 600,000 doubloons to fix up their coastal abode, arr! But alas, the scurvy government be suing them just as they be ready to sell their treasure trove. Blimey!
November 26, 2023, 5:52 am
Arr, the scallywag Israeli leaders, be plannin' another exchange o' prisoners-for-hostages with the scurvy dogs o' Hamas. Now, they be havin' to decide if they'll be takin' up arms again, once the truce be endin' on Tuesday. What a troublesome choice, mateys!
November 26, 2023, 5:37 am
Arrr, me hearties! In the cursed land o' besieged Gaza, a dread-filled life be spent, fightin' each day to hunt down meagre morsels o' grub and scarce drops o' water. With nary a sight o' fuel or coal, desperate families resort to burnin' doors and window frames, turnin' their homes into makeshift galley's, just to eke out a scrawnier meal.
November 26, 2023, 5:20 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Them fancy experts reckon this season won't be the worst, but be warned, the past be not a trusty compass for the future. So batten down yer hatches and prepare for whatever storm blows our way, arrr!
November 26, 2023, 4:23 am
Arrr, the scurvy dogs be tryin' to breach the mighty fortress of the military! The truth be unknown, me hearties, 'bout the knaves who dared to pillage the armory and barracks in Freetown. But methinks, they be meetin' a jolly good failure!
November 26, 2023, 3:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Aye, be not a single eye patch-wearin' soul, nor a whisper of tale 'bout the Sudan strife in the media! Them aid-sailin' vessels be fightin' to keep the doubloons flowin', yet the lack o' protestin' o'er the slaughter be as bafflin' as mermaids in the desert!
November 25, 2023, 9:04 pm
Arrr! Emily Hand, a lass of merely 9 summers, whose old salt of a father thought she'd met Davy Jones' locker when the war began, hath been freed from the clutches of them scurvy Hamas rascals! Ahoy, me hearties, a tale o' redemption 'twas witnessed on Saturday!
November 25, 2023, 8:49 pm
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! In the year of our Lord 2021, a fair lass from England met her untimely end. 'Twas not the treacherous sea nor a cutlass that did her in, but an excess of the clear elixir known as water! Methinks the scallywags tending to her be not so savvy, for they failed to maintain her sodium levels. Arrr, a bedeviled mental breakdown it was, indeed!
November 25, 2023, 6:10 pm
Arrr, the shipmates be tellin' us the names of the 13 brave souls from Israel, held captive by the scurvy dogs of Hamas, but now set free on Saturday. Me hearties, four more souls of Thai descent be walkin' the plank to freedom as well!
November 25, 2023, 5:57 am
Arr, nary a whisper of grand commotions in the second sun's rise since the truce be struck! 'Tis said that Hamas be plannin' to free their captured Israeli sailors, in exchange for 42 of their own kin, locked away in Israel's cells.
November 25, 2023, 5:36 am
Arrr! 'Twas a grand sky attack, mateys! Them Ukrainian officials claimed a mighty fleet of drones, swooping down from yonder heavens. 'Twas a spectacle that started ere dawn, and carried on long past the first light of daybreak.
November 25, 2023, 5:34 am
Avast ye, me hearties! I recently did engage in a jolly chat wit' them editors 'bout the arduous task of choosin' the finest 10 tomes o' this 'ere year. 'Twas a right pain in me rump, I tell ye, but we sailed through it like true buccaneers seekin' treasure!
November 25, 2023, 5:33 am
Arr, me hearties! In Karachi, the scallywags be havin' a real conundrum with fire safety! The lubbers be constructin' faster than the firefightin' setup can handle, and the lack of proper enforcin' be as loose as a peg leg. Blimey!
November 24, 2023, 5:47 am
Avast, me hearties! 'Tis a fine day, forsooth! The sun be high and nary a skirmish be heard fer hours. Dozens o' trucks laden with supplies, rum and all, be makin' their way into Gaza. A cease-fire be set, blimey! An exchange o' hostages be on the horizon, 'twixt these Israeli scallywags and Palestinian prisoners. Yo ho ho!
November 24, 2023, 5:37 am
Arrr! The fleet-footed scallywag, who made quite the name fer himself by dispatchin' his lass in 2013, be settin' sail in January, havin' met the criteria fer parole. Avast!
November 24, 2023, 4:58 am
Arr, in the year o' 2014, nine stoppin' o' hostilities be made and broken durin' a 51-day brawl, claimin' the lives o' over 2,000 souls, afore a grand accord be struck to finally cease the bloody skirmish.
November 24, 2023, 4:08 am
Avast ye! Th' Palestinian Authority be deemed tyrannical an' rotten, yet Washington be still favorin' it to rule th' land. But many a scallywag reckon it be needin' th' likes o' Hamas to make it worth believin'!
November 23, 2023, 11:50 am
Arr, me hearties! The scurvy-ridden Conservative Party hath sworn to cut the influx o' mateys. They be claimin' Brexit would lend a hand. But alas! The figures for 2022 be the grandest ye ever did see, like a swarm o' plunderin' buccaneers!
November 23, 2023, 5:40 am
Arrr! Them negotiators be still hammerin' out particulars o' a grand deal. Aye, a break in th' fierce fightin' be comin', lettin' loose some hostages and them Palestinian prisoners from their chains.
November 23, 2023, 5:38 am
Arr, me hearties! The Biden swashbucklers be keepin' their weather eye on them British landlubbers, ponderin' if their bid to rescue their Rwanda asylum plan be threatenin' the peace in Northern Ireland. Aye, a treacherous tale this be!
November 23, 2023, 5:33 am
Arrr, me hearties! The landlubber U.S., be not boldly accusin' New Delhi o' plottin' a dastardly murder on American ground, but be it known that they did raise their concerns to them Indian officials, aye!
November 23, 2023, 5:29 am
Arr! The monstrous torrents be claimin' lives and forcin' folks to abandon their homes, all in a land still sufferin' from the cruelest drought the likes of which it hasn't seen in forty long years!
November 22, 2023, 5:29 pm
Arr, matey! Geert Wilders, a flamin' Dutch politician with a sharp tongue and a fondness for populism, be snatchin' the crown in this election, settin' him up to rule the ship!
November 22, 2023, 5:07 pm
Arrr! Them M23 scallywags be boastin' 'bout takin' hold of Mweso, in the Democratic Republic o' the Congo, aye! 'Tis a grand prize in the battles o' the east, so they say.
November 22, 2023, 2:01 pm
Avast ye, me hearties! 'Tis with a heavy heart that I be sharin' the news o' the untimely demise of Adolfo Enríquez, a brave soul who fought against the scurvy dogs o' crime in Leon. 'Twas a land riddled with bloodshed, where he be known fer chroniclin' the slayin's. Arrr!
November 22, 2023, 12:56 pm
Avast ye! 'Twas a tempestuous affair at the Vatican press conference, as kin of Israeli hostages be at odds with the press o'er their "false equivalence" betwixt Israel and the scurvy scoundrels known as Hamas. Aye, the air be thick with tension!
November 22, 2023, 11:57 am
Arrr, matey! In this very year, me heart be heavy, for I be forced to tally me blessings and also reckon with the sorrows and fears that be hiding in their murky depths.
November 22, 2023, 10:54 am
Arr, a few hours after the parley be declared, some kin o' hostages held in Gaza be claimin' they've not received any official word from the scurvy Israeli authorities, by Blackbeard's beard!
November 22, 2023, 9:01 am
Arr, President Volodymyr Zelensky be praisin' the Maidan revolution, aye, which brought down a scurvy pro-Russia leader a decade past, claimin' it to be the "first triumph" in a grand battle against Moscow. Avast ye, mateys!
November 22, 2023, 5:43 am
Avast ye! Not a day passed when North Korea bragged about its newfangled spy satellite, that we, the mighty ship, decided to set sail once again for surveillance missions in those waters. Arrr, we be keepin' a watchful eye on 'em scallywags!
November 22, 2023, 5:36 am
Arr! The accord be demandin' a ceasefire o' four days, and that scallywag Hamas hand over no less than 50 captives! Qatar, the middleman, be sayin' the commencement o' peace shall be declared in a day's time, mateys!
November 22, 2023, 4:25 am
Arrr, the ill-fated facilities be still cursed by the dastardly Russian attacks! Yonder repairs be incomplete, scarce be the spare gear. Yet fear not, for our air defenses have been bolstered!
November 22, 2023, 4:15 am
Arr, matey! Yaël Braun-Pivet, a landlubber secular Jew, holds dear the French notion o' national unity, where all mateys be as one, regardless o' their bloodlines. And when her fair France be disappointing, she be raisin' her voice, lettin' 'em all know!
November 21, 2023, 8:39 pm
Arr, mateys! Listen up, ye scurvy dogs! Israel and the scallywags of Hamas have struck a truce! Aye, ye heard it right from the mouth of that landlubber Benjamin Netanyahu. They be swapping hostages too! Let's see how long this peace lasts, ye bilge rats!
November 21, 2023, 7:26 pm
Arrr, 14 scallywags be gone to Davy Jones' locker, while seven others be lost at sea, as a cursed goldmine befallen in southern Suriname!
November 21, 2023, 5:57 pm
Avast, me hearties! Ukrainian Cap'n Volodymyr Zelenskyy be speakin' to the Yanks 'bout their noble support fer Ukraine amidst the Israel-Hamas squabble. Aye, may the winds o' diplomacy blow in our favour, me mateys!
November 21, 2023, 5:29 pm
Arr, me mateys! The Democratic Republic o' the Congo 'n the United Nations 'ave come to a jolly accord on Tuesday t' bid farewell t' the peacekeepin' forces from the land. Aye, a grand day indeed!
November 21, 2023, 5:54 am
Arrr, as per the words o' the Gazan health ministry, a savage blow befall the Indonesian Hospital, sendin' at least 12 souls to Davy Jones' locker. Yet, the true hand responsible be a mystery, like a hidden treasure on a distant isle.
November 21, 2023, 5:35 am
Arr, the scurvy dog Ismail Haniya, cap'n o' Hamas, be claimin' they be on the brink o' strikin' a bargain with Israel, to free a few o' them poor souls they be holdin' captive since their devilish assault on Oct. 7.
November 21, 2023, 5:20 am
Arrr, the cannonball be takin' down a fine dozen souls, as reported by the officials, at the Indonesian Hospital in the treacherous Gaza Strip. Avast ye, for the U.N. claims most of these hospitals be no more than mere shipwrecks, unable to offer the proper medical attention.
November 21, 2023, 5:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! Methinks that Prime Minister Rishi Sunak be trailin' behind a hefty 20 points in them opinion polls. But mark me words, mates, for the tales of ol' tell us that the timing of a vote might just swing his luck. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
November 20, 2023, 5:54 am
In a tussle fraught with utter bewilderment on both sides, the skill to reckon each other as scallywags has been marooned! Arrr, the sea of understanding seems a treacherous terrain to navigate, mateys!
November 20, 2023, 5:30 am
Arr, still no sign o' the hidden Hamas command post beneath yonder hospital! The brave lads of the Israeli military tread cautiously, like a peg-legged pirate on a treacherous plank, fer fear o' traps 'n such!
November 20, 2023, 4:58 am
The scallywags accused the sea shanty singer of hoarding 14.5 million pieces of gold doubloons in unpaid taxes. The rapscallion's day of reckonin' was scheduled for Monday.
November 19, 2023, 5:57 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Them scallywags from the U.N. be sayin' 31 wee bairns, barely sailin' this treacherous sea of life, be rescued from Al-Shifa Hospital 'n sailed down south to another haven in Gaza.
November 19, 2023, 5:22 pm
Avast ye mateys! Arr, Argentina be gettin' a new captain, a scallywag economist, who be fond of conspiracy tales, just like Donald J. Trump! Aye, brace yerselves for some piratical adventures on the economic seas ahead!
November 19, 2023, 4:47 pm
Arrr! Taylor Swift be makin' waves with 'er Eras Tour in North America, breakin' records left 'n right! But alas, a dark cloud be followin' 'er in Rio de Janeiro, where tragedy 'n mishaps befall 'er concerts o'er three dreadful days!
November 19, 2023, 3:51 pm
Arrr, the scallywags in Belgium be on a quest to uncover if Lantin Prison be harbourin' a "nymphomaniac" who be lustin' after her crewmates, while the rest o' the crew be arrangin' grand ol' orgies! Avast ye, me hearties!
November 19, 2023, 11:37 am
Arrr, no word be heard from them Houthis yet 'bout the claim'd hijackin'. A mere few hours afore, them scallywag Iran-backed lads be warnin' that they'd be settin' their sights on any ship with an Israeli flag, ownin' and runnin' it.
November 19, 2023, 10:52 am
Arrr! Word be spreadin' that 31 wee buccaneers be taken to Egypt for healin', says them officials. Israel's lust for snatchin' Al-Shifa Hospital and a lack of power made them doctors sound the alarm, advisin' that these lil' lads and lasses be in especial danger, arrr!
November 19, 2023, 10:51 am
Arr! 'Tis a fair number o' 7,000 souls takin' refuge in th' school, as per the United Nations. Aye, another school were hit jus' afore Friday, blow me down!
November 19, 2023, 10:05 am
Arrr, me hearties! Listen to this jolly news from the land o' Danes! They be wantin' to tax ye scurvy airline passengers based on the length o' their voyage, all to fund the search fer sustainable fuels! Aye, it be a green bounty from the skies!
November 19, 2023, 9:47 am
Arrr, mateys! The Israeli Cap'n Benjamin Netanyahu be grantin' two trucks o' precious fuel to the land o' Gaza, with no ransom in sight, makin' the far right scallywags raise a mighty ruckus!
November 19, 2023, 9:17 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! A band o' mischievous monkeys be plunderin' a wee Indian village once more, layin' low a 10-year-old scallywag by snatchin' out his innards. Aye, beware the cursed simians!
November 19, 2023, 5:50 am
Arr, a U.N. crew be explorin' Al-Shifa Hospital, mateys! They found clear signs o' cannon fire 'n gunshots, says they did! Meanwhile, those scurvy dogs from Israel be still scroungin' about, claimin' this place be a hideout for the likes o' Hamas. Avast!
November 19, 2023, 5:04 am
Arrr, the fierce Battle of Tarawa, amidst the vast Pacific Ocean, be a right thrashin' for them American forces, makin' their hearts heavy. Aye, and the outrage it stirred back home be a tempest brewin' like an angry sea!
November 19, 2023, 4:01 am
On the morrow, scallywags be makin' a choice - be it to crown a far-right libertarian, known as Javier Milei, or to bestow the title upon the center-left economy minister, that scurvy dog Sergio Massa. Arrr, the winds of democracy be blowin'!
November 19, 2023, 4:01 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Forsooth, since 2006, Gershon Baskin, a landlubber peace activist from Israel, and Ghazi Hamad, a scallywag of a Hamas official, did keepeth a secret passage betwixt Gaza and Israel. But alas, the tides turned on Oct. 7, and their dastardly plans were scuppered!
November 18, 2023, 4:43 pm
Avast, me hearties! 'Tis a tale of grandeur 'bout a bloke who escaped the Soviet Union. With him, he carried a secret weapon and firsthand knowledge o' life behind the Iron Curtain. Aye, he be a true legend, settin' sail on an epic adventure!
November 18, 2023, 4:37 pm
Arr, some be claimin' they be ordered to abandon Al-Shifa Hospital in Gaza City. The navy be sayin' it be grantin' a plea from the hospital cap'n to lend a hand in safely escapin' the landlubbers.
November 18, 2023, 12:56 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Yon folks dwellin' in Grindavik, Iceland, bein' marooned for months, arrr! Fer them thar meteorologists be fearin' the fiery fury o' volcanoes be a-brewin' around t' place. Aye, a most unfortunate fate befallin' those poor souls!
November 18, 2023, 12:40 pm
Arrr! A massive crew o' Israeli supporters be marchin' from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem, joinin' the kin o' hostages captured by those scurvy dogs o' Hamas in October. Tens o' thousands be showin' their spirit!
November 18, 2023, 11:23 am
Arrr, many scallywags be feelin' poorly at the spectacle, where the heat be breakin' records and concertgoers be grumblin' 'bout the lack o' water. Methinks Saturday's show be hotter still, arrr!
November 18, 2023, 9:54 am
Avast, mateys! Israel be makin' strides in commandin' the land of Gaza, but it be still fightin' to conquer the scurvy dogs o' Hamas or release most o' the poor souls held captive. And the sea be filled with the lamentations o' nations, cursin' the civilian souls lost in battle. Arr!
November 18, 2023, 9:46 am
Arr, Pope Francis be plannin' to parley with Israeli hostages' kin and the poor souls displaced by the Palestinians at the Vatican next week. 'Tis after a grand audience at the holy abode.
November 18, 2023, 8:55 am
Ay, mateys! Avast ye! Though thar be whispers of a fearsome volcano's wrath in Iceland, that nordic realm be a sight to behold! 'Tis an enchantin' isle, with mighty glaciers, scaldin' springs, and nature's bounty that draws a merry crew o' tourists.
November 18, 2023, 5:54 am
Arr! Some scallywags from the West be sayin' that Arab nations be joinin' forces to keep the peace in Gaza when the war be o'er. But Jordan's foreign minister be havin' none o' that! "We shall not be seen as the foe," he declared. Avast!
November 18, 2023, 5:23 am
Arrr, me hearties! We be havin' a cunning scheme to aid ye in readyin' yerselves fer the jolly season - whilst keepin' yer wits intact, lest ye go mad in the process!
November 18, 2023, 5:00 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Steven Guilbeault, the scallywag wearin' the hat of Canada's environment minister, be blabberin' that the government be givin' serious thought to an appeal o' the federal court's decision. Arrr, they be fightin' like landlubbers on a stormy sea!
November 18, 2023, 4:01 am
Arrr! Word be spreadin' far 'n wide 'bout them pesky creatures infestin' France 'n South Korea! From the land 'o Asia, people be on edge, fearin' the bedbug invasion. Them bug hunters be makin' a fine fortune, claimin' business be thrivin'!
November 17, 2023, 5:54 pm
Arrr, the learned sea dogs reckon it be a mighty long reckonin' fer Israel to prove its claim, mateys. They speak o' days, weeks, or months! But who knows, it may ne'er see the light o' day, like buried treasure on a far off isle!
November 17, 2023, 5:37 pm
Avast ye, mateys! Three scallywag New York Times scribes ventured alongside an Israeli fleet to spy upon the forbidden lands of war-torn Gaza. 'Twas a sight to behold, with houses squashed like flimsy cards and a city all marred and disfigured. Arrr, the tales they shall weave!
November 17, 2023, 5:24 pm
Arrr, the findin' at Al-Shifa Hospital be not convincin' enough to put an end to the debate on whether them scurvy dogs of Hamas be stashin' cannons 'n' command posts within that cursed place, as those landlubbers from Israel claim.
November 17, 2023, 5:22 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The grand poobah of the Maldivian land, Mohamed Muizzu, aye, a jolly supporter of the Chinese, be takin' the helm on Friday. This lad be followin' Ibrahim Solih, swearin' to rule with a strong hand and claimin' his right to the Indian seas!
November 17, 2023, 3:59 pm
Arr! Avast ye! Turkey, aye, bein' part o' NATO, be sailin' a different course, championin' the Palestinian cause and loudly scoldin' the Israeli raid on Gaza.
November 17, 2023, 2:15 pm
Byatt be a notorious wordsmith, blendin' history and tales o' legend within her writin'. 'Twas her grand opus 'Possession' that brought her fame, makin' her a true legend o' the quill.
November 17, 2023, 1:45 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Tidings be grim! News be spreadin' of fresh plunderin' by landlubbin' terrorists! They be attackin' American bases with them one-way drones, leavin' one brave soldier injured. Aye, 'tis a report from the Department of Defense, mark me words!
November 17, 2023, 11:45 am
Arrr, Sally Abed, a Palestinian scallywag from Israel, and Alon-Lee Green, a Jewish matey, spied the great divide in America o'er the bloody war in Gaza. Aye, they also be yearnin' for a fresh course of action, me hearties!
November 17, 2023, 11:40 am
Arr, Alonso, the skipper o' Bayer Leverkusen, be as patient as an old sea dog! It be a tellin' tale of his character, as well as the sport's never-endin' pursuit o' the next grand adventure!
November 17, 2023, 11:38 am
Arrr, the curse be upon this here crew, burdened wit' the weight of a treasureless chest! They be drownin' in debt, mateys! But fear ye not, for they be swearin' to set sail on the seas of justice and appeal this wicked penalty!
November 17, 2023, 10:49 am
Arr, matey! The Russian Ministry o' Defense be tryin' various schemes, offerin' vast treasures to tempt landlubbers into joinin' their ranks 'cross the military fleet. Aye, they be seekin' souls to serve in many a role, scallywags!
November 17, 2023, 8:43 am
Arrr, them Iceland officials be claimin' the odds of a volcanic blast be 'increased', ye scallywags! And now, they be claimin' they've found the very spot where this here eruption be brewin'! Avast, the fiery fury be nigh!
November 17, 2023, 7:53 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! The brave rescuers be diggin' deeper into the rubble of a blasted road tunnel in northern India. They be fixin' wide pipes fer them 40 poor souls, who be trapped underground fer a cursed sixth day. May they crawl to their freedom, like true buccaneers!
November 17, 2023, 6:36 am
Arr, the bloke who be takin' the helm after Putin, says the scallywag from the Kremlin, won't be changin' much. Same ol' ship, different cap'n, they reckon.
November 17, 2023, 5:57 am
Arr! Fer the first time in years, a Chinese cap'n be in dire need o' a few trinkets from the United States. Blimey, be he seekin' treasure or jest a friendly parley wit' the landlubbers? Only time shall tell, maties!
November 17, 2023, 5:37 am
Arrr, the scurvy military showed those Times scallywags a shaft, claimin' 'twas proof of a secret Hamas hideout beneath Al-Shifa Hospital! But, truth be told, no soul knew where that tunnel led or how deep it ventured. Methinks they be spoutin' more confusion than a drunken sailor!
November 17, 2023, 5:08 am
Arr, them Israeli landlubbers say the hospital be a hideout for them scoundrels of Hamas, even in secret caves. But those rascally Hamas fellows and the hospital crew be denying it, swearin' on the seven seas!
November 17, 2023, 4:00 am
Arr, Chuwit Kamolvisit be like a mysterious treasure chest, holdin' secrets of police and political wickedness that be mesmerizin' Thailand. Yet, his own shady past, with a stint as a fearsome "super pimp," tarnishes his mighty reputation, like a fog hidin' a hidden island.
November 17, 2023, 3:00 am
Avast ye hearties! A scurvy dog, a former U.S. Army matey, be sayin' we must stand by our Jewish mates, arr! No rest, no truce, for the scallywags who be callin' for peace while antisemitism be growin' like barnacles on a rusty ship.
November 16, 2023, 7:06 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! Tidings be rather dire! Ismael Villagómez, a scurvy news photographer, met his unfortunate demise by a blunderbuss Thursday in Ciudad Juárez, Mexico, a stone's throw from El Paso, Texas. Mayhaps he caught a glimpse of Davy Jones' locker.
November 16, 2023, 6:35 pm
Arrr, Canada be joining hands with five Western European lands, like a crew of scurvy dogs, to lay siege to the International Court of Justice and bring forth a mighty case against Burma for its wicked treatment of the Rohingya Muslims. 'Tis a global uproar, me hearties!
November 16, 2023, 5:13 pm
Avast ye, hearties! Fairly I tell ye, the Israeli military hath stumbled upon a grand discovery - a secret tunnel o' the scurvy scoundrels, Hamas, hidd'n beneath the Al-Shifa Hospital! And lo, they also found a crafty contraption, a vessel filled to the brim with weapons, right in the hospital's very own backyard! Shiver me timbers!
November 16, 2023, 3:57 pm
Arr! 'Tis been heard that the Syrian Cap'n, Bashar al-Assad, be passin' a decree o' amnesty and lesser punishments fer all manner o' scoundrelly crimes! Aye, the state affiliates be spreadin' the word.
November 16, 2023, 3:53 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dog! A Russian lubber fresh from the Ukraine recklessly thrashed a wedded pair in their very own abode, right there in the courtyard! The scoundrel be needin' a taste of the cat o' nine tails, I reckon!
November 16, 2023, 3:48 pm
Arrr, 'tis a sight to behold! Each day, a hundred brave souls sail back to Ukraine through an uncharted pass, spillin' tales o' tyranny 'n dread from the clutches of the Russian realm.
November 16, 2023, 3:37 pm
Arrrr, me hearties! A fine judge be settin' sail to decide if young Nathaniel Veltman, a mere 22 springs, be a terrorizin' scallywag when he be rammin' his trusty pickup into a Muslim crew in the moon o' June, 2021.
November 16, 2023, 2:41 pm
Vote tallyin' commenced on Thursday in Madagascar's contentious presidential election, which be boycotted by a swarm o' mateys supportin' various candidates due to the long-drawn-out sociopolitical tumult.
November 16, 2023, 2:10 pm
Arrr, as the tale be told by state media, a fearsome fire be unleashed upon a building o' a coal mining company in Lvliang, China, claimin' the lives o' 26 souls, while 38 others be left wounded. A sad sight on this dreary Thursday, me hearties.
November 16, 2023, 11:54 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! Them bigwig Palestinian networks be shoutin', "Avast! All o' them telecom services be down in the Gaza Strip!" This be leavin' most o' them poor souls cut off from the outside world while them pesky Israelis be causin' mayhem!
November 16, 2023, 11:38 am
Avast ye scurvy landlubbers! Wit' the whole world watchin' the battle in Gaza, Cap'n Volodymyr Zelensky be shoutin' from the crow's nest that his land o' Ukraine be havin' no gold to spare fer a "frozen conflict" with Russia.
November 16, 2023, 11:05 am
In the midst of icy relations betwixt the U.S. and China, Xi Jinping, in his grand discourse, be not shy to highlight the joys of companionship to the fine gents of Apple, Boeing, Nike, and other seafaring enterprises. Arrr, a friendly word in a sea of troubles!
November 16, 2023, 10:34 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! In India, brave souls be laborin' to rescue 40 mateys, trapped like landlubbers in a cursed tunnel. They be wieldin' a mighty contraption, a drill, to blast through the rubble and set 'em free! May the winds be in their favor, arr!
November 16, 2023, 9:49 am
Avast ye scallywags! A fearsome bull's dozer shall set sail to carve great trenches in the land of Iceland's southwest! 'Tis to divert the fiery wrath o' a monstrous volcano. Brace yerselves, for danger be brewin'!
November 16, 2023, 9:32 am
Arr, me hearties! Aye, the crafty Russian artist, Alexandra Skochilenko, who be spreadin' messages, beggin' for an end to the bloody war in Ukraine, be thrown in the brig for a good seven years on a fine Thursday.
November 16, 2023, 7:20 am
Arrr, word be spreadin' that President Xi Jinping o' China did whisper in President Biden's ear that this skirmish 'tween 'em and Taiwan be the most treacherous matter in their relations. Aye, danger lurks on these uncertain seas!
November 16, 2023, 5:51 am
Avast ye! The landlubbers be prattlin' 'bout a fiery mountain belchin' its wrath upon us, yet claim the troubles with flyin' shall be but a fleabite. Har har!
November 16, 2023, 5:48 am
Arrr, mateys! The land o' freedom, the U.S., be clamorin' fer a two-state resolution, yarrr! President Biden and his trusty crew be chattin' wit' them Arab nations, plottin' their next move. Set sail, me hearties, for a swashbucklin' adventure on the treacherous diplomatic waters!
November 16, 2023, 5:48 am
Arrr, avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis a sorry tale, forsooth! A goodly number o' these Labour landlubbers be wantin' a truce in Gaza, ye see. Worried 'bout the poor souls perishin' and the politicians feelin' the squeeze, they be raisin' their voices!
November 16, 2023, 5:44 am
China's portrayin' of Xi Jinping's voyage to th' lands of the United States be a true sight o' his confusin' goals: showin' might whilst still bein' open to converse with Washington. Arr, a fine dance 'twas, betwixt strength and diplomacy!
November 15, 2023, 7:38 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! The Israel Defense Forces be sharin' a video on a Wednesday, revealin' the stash o' weapons, ammo, and other military loot hidden within a cursed hospital under the rule o' them pesky Hamas varmints in the treacherous lands o' Gaza!
November 15, 2023, 7:20 pm
Arr, me hearties! This scurvy dog, Vitel’Homme Innocent, be a treacherous landlubber! The knave be added to the FBI's “Ten Most Wanted Fugitives" fer his alleged role in the kidnappin' of 16 Americans, an' the sendin' of another to Davy Jones' locker. Walk the plank, ye scoundrel!
November 15, 2023, 6:37 pm
Arrr! Be it true, a fearsome crew o' scurvy dogs, armed t' the teeth, be layin' siege to the Fontaine Hospital Center in Port-au-Prince, Haiti. They be holdin' fair maidens, wee ones, and wee wee ones hostage within its walls, by Blackbeard's whiskers!
November 15, 2023, 6:36 pm
Arr, the heart o' Madagascar, Antananarivo, be settin' a curfew by night afore a hotly debatable election. Them scurvy dogs opposin' be resortin' to burnin' the very places o' democracy, arrr!
November 15, 2023, 5:21 pm
Arrr! Spain's landlubber, Pedro Sánchez, be defendin' his amnesty pact with them Catalan scoundrels. As the Iberian land be settlin' to forge a new governin' crew, this left-wing Prime Minister stands strong, hopin' to sail through the rough seas of politics!
November 15, 2023, 4:53 pm
Arr! Them scallywags in the U.K. House of Commons be votin' nay on an amendment that be demandin' the government to raise the flag o' peace 'tween Israel and the rascally Hamas. Aye, no cease-fire it be then!
November 15, 2023, 4:06 pm
Ye scurvy dog, Nelson Chamisa, a Zimbabwean opposition leader, be soundin' the alarm this fine Wednesday 'bout the sorry state o' human rights in our land. Aye, an activist be found dead in a most worryin' manner!
November 15, 2023, 3:56 pm
Yarrr! Fierce buccaneers, seekin' a broke "crypto king", be oft visitin' the grand abode of Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, hailing from the faraway lands of Oklahoma City Thunder, in the Toronto vicinity. Ahoy, these disgruntled mates be searchin' fer hidden treasures!
November 15, 2023, 2:59 pm
Arr! Lo and behold! One mighty picture be showin' the dread in a Gaza hospital, where naught be left but patients aplenty! Supplies be scarce as a mermaid's tear, me hearties!
November 15, 2023, 2:48 pm
Arrr! A grand adventure be underway, mateys! We be on a noble quest to help wee ones afflicted with a foul curse named cancer. Through treacherous seas 'n the havoc o' war, we forge alliances 'n serendipitous bonds to sail 'em away from the chaos o' Gaza!
November 15, 2023, 11:56 am
Yarrr! 'Tis a fine sight indeed, me hearties! The accord 'tween the two lands be a glimmerin' gem, as Cap'n Biden be gettin' ready to parley with Cap'n Xi Jinping. Aye, the seas be calmin', me mateys, let there be cheer in these troubled times!
November 15, 2023, 11:55 am
Arrr! John Kirby, a matey from the National Security Council, be sayin' that the intelligence we've gathered be backin' up Israel's claim that the scurvy dogs of Hamas be hidin' in tunnels beneath Al-Shifa and other cursed hospitals. Avast!
November 15, 2023, 11:46 am
Arrr! These two scallywags be contestin' to be the next captain o' the land, employin' sorcery known as artificial intelligence to craft illusions o' themselves and scurvy their rival in images and moving pictures! Aye, the sea be full o' tricks!
November 15, 2023, 11:12 am
Avast, ye scurvy ambassador! Methinks this Martin Griffiths be a sorry scallywag fer meetin' with the foreign minister of Iran 'bout the happenin's in Gaza. Walk the plank, I say, fer such a foolish deed!
November 15, 2023, 8:55 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Them fancy officials from Iceland be warnin' ye scallywags 'bout a jolly ol' volcanic eruption! Aye, a mighty 800 earthquakes shook the land 'til dawn, so ye better be keepin' yer eyes peeled for the fiery wrath of the mountains!
November 15, 2023, 8:33 am
Arr, ye scallywags! A Finnish matey o' parliament 'n' a Lutheran bishop 'ave pillaged 'n' plundered their way out o' hate speech charges, fer the second time! Them scurvy dogs bein' brought to court, claimin' the Bible speaks against piratey homosexuality! Yo ho ho, what a jest!
November 15, 2023, 5:44 am
Arr, me hearties! Though little be known of it, Israel's raid on Gaza's grandest infirmary be a mighty move that may greatly influence the fate of its battles with those scurvy knaves, Hamas!
November 15, 2023, 5:11 am
Deliverin' a mighty wallop to th' ruling Conservative crew, Britain's highest court hath concurred with an afore decision that reckoneth th' African realm be none too safe fer these 'ere refugees. Argh!
November 15, 2023, 5:02 am
Arr, me hearties! Israel be showin' two videos from inside Gaza's wee children's hospital, claimin' they be showin' weapons and explosives. Them Gazan health officials be denyin' the hospital's military use. Who be tellin' the truth? Only Davy Jones knows!
November 15, 2023, 4:55 am
Avast ye hearties! John Kirby, a mouthpiece fer the National Security Council, be spoutin' that the intelligence from U.S.-generated sources doth back up Israel's claim that scurvy ol' Hamas has tunnels beneath Al-Shifa and other hospitals. Arrr!
November 14, 2023, 8:15 pm
Arrr! The good ol' U.S. Department of Defense hath unveiled two grand videos of mighty airstrikes that transpired on a fine Sunday in Syria! One befell in Abu Kamal, while the other spectacle unfolded in Maydin, me hearties!
November 14, 2023, 6:22 pm
Arrr, me hearties! On Tuesday, the mighty Federal Supreme Court of Iraq did declare that the Speaker, Mohammed al-Halbousi, be banished from the Parliament. He be joined by a scurvy rival, involved in a grand public squabble. Avast ye, mutineers!
November 14, 2023, 5:51 pm
Arr! A grand letter from the government be tellin' the tales of treacherous global warmin' and the remedies that be both savvy and affordable at present. Shiver me timbers!
November 14, 2023, 5:46 pm
Avast ye mateys! As Israel be tryin' to gather more support fer their next military escapade, the poor souls sufferin' in Gaza's hospital be left in a desperate state, with naught but bleaker conditions to face. Arrr, a grim tale indeed!
November 14, 2023, 3:43 pm
Arr, it appears Turkey be makin' a mighty effort to find the right path, betwixt the siren call of them Arab mates and its commitment to NATO. Aye, and don't forget their questionable affection for Hamas! Tis a treacherous sea they sail, me hearties!
November 14, 2023, 3:37 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy Dutch government has decided to stow away their grand plans of thinning the number o' flights sailin' in and out of Amsterdam's Schiphol Airport, all because o' the global uproar. Walk the plank, I say!
November 14, 2023, 3:27 pm
Avast ye! In the land of Mexico, a mighty court hath condemned 11 scurvy dogs, once known as police officers, to spend 50 long years behind bars for their wicked deeds in the year of 2021. 'Twas the slayin' of 17 wanderin' souls and two locals that sealed their fate!
November 14, 2023, 11:36 am
Avast ye scallywags! Rishi Sunak be makin' a daring reshuffle, aimin' to win back them moderate Conservatives. But alas, the winds o' fate may turn against him, say the wise analysts. Methinks trouble be brewin' on this voyage!
November 14, 2023, 11:18 am
Avast ye scallywags! Three officials be accused of sailin' under the Russian intelligence flag, havin' joined forces with Rudolph W. Giuliani to connect the Biden family to corruption in Ukraine. Arrr, they be in some hot waters now!
November 14, 2023, 9:51 am
Arrr, mateys! Word be sailin' the seven seas that this here scallywag, Vladimir Putin, plans to set sail for re-election in 2024. Aye, it be said he be searchin' for trusty mates to spread his campaign message. Avast, ye landlubbers!
November 14, 2023, 9:48 am
Arr matey! The scurvy IDF be kindly offerin' to transport them incubators from Israel to Al-Shifa Hospital in Gaza City, claimin' 'tis a noble "humanitarian effort" durin' their battle with those pesky scallywags, Hamas.
November 14, 2023, 7:51 am
A mighty travel guide that sets ye sights on Thailand, the "Land of Smiles," where ye can discover a treasure trove of cultural wonders, bask in the beauty of nature, and delve into the annals of history. Arrr!
November 14, 2023, 5:48 am
Arr! The U.N. be cryin' foul, sayin' the largest ship o' medicine in the land be in dire straits! The scurvy dogs in Israeli troops be surroundin' it, leavin' patients in perilous waters!
November 14, 2023, 4:23 am
Arrr! After many a year o' anti-American propaganda, the gentler, merrier portrayal o' relations wit' the United States be leavin' some Chinese scallywags on social media mighty puzzled or tickled pink!
November 14, 2023, 4:03 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs, gather 'round! Tis a grand gathering of scholars, painters, young minds, and kin of those poor souls captured by that scoundrel crew, Hamas! Even the mighty U.S. lawmakers be joinin' the fray! A spectacle ye wouldn't want to miss, by the powers of the Seven Seas!
November 14, 2023, 4:03 am
Cap'n Biden and Cap'n Xi Jinping o' China be settin' sail t' calm the stormy seas o' tension betwixt 'em at the Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation summit, arr!
November 13, 2023, 6:43 pm
Avast ye scurvy landlubbers! The mighty Polish President, Andrzej Duda, hath proclaimed that Prime Minister Mateusz Morawiecki shall be the "caretaker" captain of the ship o' government, as we sail forth on our journey to a new parliament.
November 13, 2023, 6:28 pm
Arrr, mateys! News be sailin' in from the high seas! Vivian Silver, a bold and courageous lass of 74 summers, a peacekeeper from Israel and captain of Women Wage Peace, be found! Five weeks gone since she was snatched by those scurvy knaves of Hamas, may they rot in Davy Jones' locker!
November 13, 2023, 5:41 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Tidings tell us that Iskar Andrice, a fearsome scoundrel and mighty captain of a band o' rogues in Port-au-Prince, hath shuffled off this mortal coil. Methinks Haiti be plagued with a tempest o' gang violence unlike any seen afore!
November 13, 2023, 5:19 pm
Aye, me hearties! Aine Leslie Davis, a scurvy dog of 39 summers, be condemned by a British court to spend a dread eight years within the confines of a prison cell. The knave be found guilty of swearin' allegiance to the vile ISIS while sojourning in Turkey, where he already spent a cruel seven-and-a-half years behind bars. Arrr, justice be served!
November 13, 2023, 11:49 am
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis the news that David Cameron, a landlubber turned foreign secretary, be takin' the helm. Aye, 'tis a twist fit fer a tale o' high seas!
November 13, 2023, 11:19 am
Cleverly be a sly dog, bein' less tied to his own fancy thoughts and more about cooperatin' with the bunch, unlike Suella Braverman, that scurvy scallywag who came afore him in the Home Office.
November 13, 2023, 5:59 am
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye, for I bring ye news from the land lubbers! The honorable Mr. Cameron be takin' up the mantle of foreign secretary, while fair Suella Braverman, a fierce lass known fer her hard-right leanin's, be walkin' the plank after quarrelin' with London's finest!
November 13, 2023, 5:54 am
Arrr, as Israel's scallywag army be takin' hold of Gaza City, the pirate haven o' Hamas, the skirmishes be makin' the poor souls suffer even more in the land o' woe.
November 13, 2023, 5:50 am
Arrr! The agency be warnin' of a dire and perilous situation for hundreds o' poor souls and landlubbers trapped inside as them Israeli troops be battlin' them scallywag Hamas fighters nearby. Buckle yer swash, mateys!
November 13, 2023, 4:46 am
Arrr, me hearties! Indi Gregory, a wee babe sailin' in treacherous waters, be havin' crossed the great horizon on Monday morn. The legal storm be brewin' o'er her treatment, but alas, she found solace in hospice quarters. Fair winds to ye, Indi!
November 13, 2023, 4:17 am
Arr, over 125,000 scurvy dogs of Israel have been moved from their villages by the trecherous borders of Lebanon and Gaza. 'Tis the grandest shuffling of folks within the land ever seen, mateys!
November 12, 2023, 7:10 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Benji Netanyahu, the Cap'n of Israel, be blabberin' 'bout the fate o' Israel and the landlubber Palestinians. He be sayin' we need to give those scurvy dogs, Hamas, a good thrashin'. Aye, a "new authority" be needin' to take charge in Gaza!
November 12, 2023, 6:22 pm
Avast ye scurvy knaves! 'Twas on the twelfth day of November in the year 2023, whilst Greta Thunberg be raisin' her voice 'gainst the tempest o' climate change in Amsterdam, she kindly granted a voice to a Palestinian and Afghan lass. But lo and behold, a scallywag dared interrupt our young activist!
November 12, 2023, 5:05 pm
Arr, them Israeli scallywags be claimin' they found a copy of "Mein Kampf" penned in Arabic, stowed away in a wee laddie's quarters in Gaza, where them fearsome Hamas rascals be plottin' their mischief. Blimey, quite the curious tale, methinks!
November 12, 2023, 11:12 am
Arrr, Israel be havin' a hard time tallyin' the death toll o' the savage attack by ol' Hamas on Oct. 7. Them corpses be all cut up, makin' it tough to count 'em rightly. 'Sides that, they be strugglin' to identify them foreign workers who met their end in these vicious strikes, mateys!
November 12, 2023, 11:12 am
Arr! In Toronto, the scallywags have spoken! Mr. Nygard be facin' his first trial o' crimes in Canada. But ye know what, mateys? This sea dog, all 82 years of him, still be havin' more charges awaitin' him across the treacherous seas in the United States!
November 12, 2023, 5:46 am
Avast ye! As Israeli scallywags venture into Gaza City, they be encirclin' the hospitals, where innocent souls seek sanctuary. Israel claims that them scurvy dogs of Hamas be usin' these hospitals as a hideout for their mischievous military shenanigans.
November 12, 2023, 4:01 am
Arr, they conquered the horrors of battle, the confounding tongues, and the scurvy prejudice to become fine shrimpers. Yet, alas! The sinking fortunes of this fair trade in America be pushin' them to ponder on other ventures.
November 12, 2023, 4:01 am
Arrr, me hearties! The cap'n o' Ukraine's Navy be spillin' the beans in a rare parley, claimin' the Russian sea blockade be smashed! And he even be blabberin' 'bout how this war be changin' the high-seas strategies. Shiver me timbers, what a tale!
November 12, 2023, 4:00 am
As the crimson tide of violence doth rage 'round, an Israeli buccaneer and a Palestinian navigator be on a quest fer answers - and a glimmer o' hope. Arrr, they be seekin' the treasure of peace amidst this tempestuous storm!
November 12, 2023, 3:45 am
Arr, me hearties! The good ol' U.S. Secretary of Defense, Lloyd Austin, did exchange words with his Israeli and Ukrainian mates on a fine Saturday. He did pledge his loyal support to these brave lads, as they continue to battle their enemies on the high seas!
November 12, 2023, 2:26 am
Arrr! Hungary's Cap'n Orbán be havin' no desire t' follow Western Europe's "failed migration policies," he be sayin'. Every land be needin' t' chart its own course, says he, or 'twill be walkin' the plank!
November 12, 2023, 1:00 am
Arr, France be agreein' to 'ost the second AI safety summit come next year, and swearin' to give half a billion euros fer the studyin' and buildin' o' newfangled contraptions. Blimey, them French be settin' sail fer the future, mateys!
November 11, 2023, 10:52 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The Taiwan's Ministry of National Defense be claimin' that the scallywags of the People's Liberation Army be sailin' seven aircraft sorties 'n five ships near Taiwan. 'Tis a battle brewin' on the horizon, me hearties!
November 11, 2023, 5:55 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! Al-Shifa and thar other Gaza City infirmaries be in a right pickle! Israel be aimin' to scuttle Hamas, so they be layin' siege on these hospitals. Power be lost, trouble be brewin', and mayhem be unravelin'!
November 11, 2023, 5:44 am
Arr! Pray tell, me mateys, what be the signs and symbols we hoist high along our journey? Do they unveil our true colors and reveal the treasures we hold dear?
November 11, 2023, 5:03 am
Arrr, mateys! A mighty tale it be! A vast number o' landlubbers from Gaza be stranded in the mighty West Bank e'er since the treacherous bombardment from the scurvy dogs o' Hamas on October 7. Their Israeli work permits be naught but worthless scraps, and their hearts be filled with worry fer their kin back home, aye!
November 11, 2023, 5:00 am
Arrr, the economy be in a dire state, mateys! Inflation be runnin' rampant and the scallywags holdin' power be losin' favor with the voters. Yarrr, the polls be a tellin' tale, but we still be a long way off from the next votes!
November 10, 2023, 5:56 am
Arrr, the scurvy dogs of Gaza health ministry be claimin' that a poor soul met his maker in a devilish airstrike at Al Shifa hospital, all pointin' fingers at Israel, aye. But them crafty lads of the Israeli military be keepin' mum, as tight-lipped as a parrot on a treasure chest.
November 10, 2023, 5:11 am
Avast ye, me hearties! A cursed government be wagin' war on what they dub "scurvy homosexual propaganda," strikin' fear into the hearts o' booksellers. 'Tis so dire, even the cap'n of a grand museum has been sent to Davy Jones' locker!
November 10, 2023, 5:03 am
Arrr! The fancy landlubber spot, a geothermal soak loved by them Americans, be sayin' it be keepin' a close eye on the rumblin' of the earth. Aye, just a wee bit o' caution, ye see!
November 10, 2023, 5:00 am
Avast ye scurvy scallywags! A wee bunch o' parakeets be set free from a zoo in Brussels back in th' 1970s, and by Blackbeard's beard, their numbers did multiply like a rum-soaked ship crew! Now these feathered fiends be takin' over th' whole land!
November 9, 2023, 5:53 am
Arr, me hearties! Feast yer eyes on this fine parchment, markin' the day o' April 11, 1912. Be a part o' a grand sale o' maritime treasures happenin' this weekend in England. Set sail and plunder the bountiful booty, ye scurvy dogs!
November 9, 2023, 5:49 am
'Tis not a paintin', but a portrait of a Victorian craftswoman captured amidst the English countryside in the year o' 1892, matey. Arrr, the brush be replaced by the light o' the camera, ye see!
November 9, 2023, 5:45 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs be sayin' that the lack o' space and filth be breedin' diseases like rats on a ship! France's cap'n gathered a meetin' to discuss the shoddy state o' the enclave, arr!
November 9, 2023, 5:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! This here technique be mighty costly, but it be holdin' great promise to battle the dreaded climate change. Our merry bunch o' supporters be prayin' for a swift expansion to slash these cursed expenses!
November 8, 2023, 5:47 am
Arr, me hearties! The scallywags in Bangladesh be claimin' that the wage increase they be gettin' be not enough, ye see. They be causin' a ruckus o'er the weekend, a proper brawl. Avast!
November 8, 2023, 5:46 am
Arrr, the scurvy foreign ministers be sayin' that a wee break in the fightin' be helpin' to get more booty into Gaza, keep the landlubber civilians safe, and free them hostages.
November 8, 2023, 5:34 am
Arrr! The Hungarian captain be havin' a rough go of it! His mates be sufferin' defeats all 'cross Europe, and thar be quarrels aplenty 'bout the Ukraine war. 'Tis a treacherous sea he sails, mateys!
November 8, 2023, 5:00 am
Arr! Syria, Iraq, and Iran be scorched by the fiery heat, aye, so fierce it be, ye scallywags! 'Tis the doings of this global warming, say the learned landlubbers. By the powers! Impossible it be without it, they reckon!
November 7, 2023, 5:50 am
Arrr, the cap'n's words be tellin' us that Israel be readyin' itself to take charge o' Gaza's safety once their invasion be over! Aye, 'tis a sign indeed, mateys!
November 7, 2023, 5:50 am
Arr, mateys! The scurvy Thai officials have laid their eyes on pictures of the poor souls snatched away on the 7th o' October in southern Israel. Quite a sight, I reckon!
November 7, 2023, 5:08 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Ron Dermer be sittin' in Israel's war cabinet, a vital bridge betwixt the Biden ship and our fair land. 'Tis a mighty tale, for he be erstwhile feuding with them Yankee officials durin' his time as ambassador in Washington!
November 7, 2023, 4:02 am
Arr, the scurvy Israeli officials claimeth that tis impossible to vanquish that blasted scallywag, the Hamas, without spillin' innocent blood. They be thinkin' the Americans and their mates ought to grasp this pearl o' wisdom!
November 6, 2023, 5:39 am
Arrr, mateys! The scurvy dogs claim Israel's forces be closin' in on Gaza City from all sides, aye! Seems like whispers be spreadin' through the grapevine, despite the darkness, tellin' tales of wild bombardments goin' down!
November 6, 2023, 4:03 am
Arrr! The grand meetin's in San Francisco be settin' the foundation fer parleys betwixt Prez Biden an' China's cap'n, Xi Jinping. Aye, these talks be as important as plunderin' gold from a Spanish galleon!
November 6, 2023, 4:03 am
Arrr! Be it a fearsome battle, mateys, with no sight of its conclusion, where countless landlubbers in Israel be stuck in a dreary loop-de-loop.
November 6, 2023, 4:03 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs o' landlubbers, be hearin' this! Doctors be claimin' they be doin' surgeries without the numbin' powers o' anesthesia. Aye, the blasted siege an' bombardment by them Israelis be leavin' us bleedin' shortages o' medicine, water, grub, an' grog! The grim truth be, we be determinin' who gets the breath o' life by choosin' them with the best shot at survivin' the tide.
November 5, 2023, 5:44 am
Arr! The Secretary of State, on a voyage through the Middle East, didst make an unexpected appearance to tackle the mayhem caused by Israel's battle with the scurvy knaves of Hamas, ye see!
November 5, 2023, 4:29 am
Arr matey! Avast ye! The scallywag driver, carryin' a wee child, let loose a shot into th' heavens. Then he docked his ship-shaped carriage near a bird of flight, which be cleared by th' officials.
November 5, 2023, 4:01 am
Arrr, scores o' migrant yeomen were snatched or sent t' Davy Jones' locker durin' thee raids on Israel on the seventh day o' October. Their kin be beggin' fer tidings: "We be nay part o' their scuffle, mateys!"
November 5, 2023, 3:40 am
Arr, word be spreadin' o' growin' gloom 'n' doom, mateys. Th' initial fire that fueled our hearts in this skirmish be losin' its spark, says th' polls. Aye, it seems th' ol' optimism be takin' a walk down Davy Jones' locker.
November 4, 2023, 5:46 am
Arr, the scurvy secretary of state be chattin' with them fancy officials of the region and them Palestinian blokes.
November 4, 2023, 5:39 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! As them rescuers scoured them mighty villages what be ravaged by the earthquake, the officials be warnin' us landlubbers that the death count be bound to climb. Argh, it be a sorry sight, mateys!
November 4, 2023, 5:00 am
Arrr, mateys! Behold, a grand celebration be takin' place to honor the birth of the artist, with a mighty exhibit at the National Gallery o' Canada. 'Tis a sight ye must not miss, lest ye be cursed by the ghost of Blackbeard himself!
November 4, 2023, 4:10 am
Arrr, me hearties! Javier Milei be set on bein' the next captain o' Argentina. But afore that, he must best the mighty hordes o' Taylor Swift and BTS scallywags! Yo ho ho!
November 3, 2023, 11:44 am
Arr! Storm Ciaran, that fearsome tempest, be a-howlin' 'cross Western Europe, bringin' its watery fury to Italy! Torrential rains be fallin' from the skies, wreakin' havoc upon land and sea. Beware, me hearties!
November 3, 2023, 11:15 am
Arrr! Be ye hearin' this tale, me hearties? The mighty ships sailin' west to east o'er the Atlantic have been blessed by the winds of fortune! They be arrivin' at port up to an hour afore they be expectin', thanks to these gusty companions. Avast, what a jolly ride it be!
November 3, 2023, 11:08 am
Thar be fears a-growin' landlubbers! The conflict might be spreadin' to th' West Bank, aye, where tensions be risin' like the waves o' th' treacherous sea. Them pesky Palestinians be mighty angered by them deadly Israeli airstrikes in Gaza! Arrr!
November 3, 2023, 5:56 am
Arr, 'tis bein' said that the U.S. secretary o' state be preparin' to plead fer "humanitarian pauses" in Israel's naval enterprises whilst the tension be mountin' in the Middle East.
November 3, 2023, 5:56 am
Arrr, me hearties! Many a scurvy dog be watchin' Hassan Nasrallah's fine speech to glean some clues on whether Hezbollah be raisin' the stakes in their quarrel with Israel. Aye, the anticipation be killin' us!
November 3, 2023, 4:31 am
Arrr, yonder swashbucklin' judiciary be investigatin' the cause o' th' inferno in th' Caspian Sea province o' Gilan, as reported by Iran's semiofficial Mehr News Agency. Aye, they be a crew on a mission!
November 3, 2023, 3:00 am
Arrr! Avast ye, mateys! That scurvy dog Aviva Klompas gave the sharp tongue to the likes of United Nations Secretary-General António Guterres, claimin' he be a landlubber fer callin' fer peace while the cannons be still roarin' in Israel. Har har!
November 2, 2023, 3:04 pm
Arr matey! Erin Patterson, a scallywag of 49 summers, hailing from Leongatha, Australia, stands accused of dispatching her ex-husband's kin, the parents and aunt, with a devilish dose of venomous shrooms during a merry family feast. A mischievous act, indeed!
November 2, 2023, 2:30 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Switzerland be keepin' thar mighty Gotthard rail tunnel closed till next September. The damage from that August derailment be worse than ye ol' swashbucklers thought. Avast ye, landlubbers!
November 2, 2023, 2:19 pm
Arrr! The United Kingdom be hostin' a grand summit on artificial intelligence at Bletchley Park, where the birthin' of computin' machines and the origin of AI tech be happenin'. 'Tis a jolly good time for all ye scallywags!
November 2, 2023, 5:53 am
Avast ye scurvy sea dogs! Amidst the perilous battles, Cap'n Biden be cryin' for a truce, fer innocent souls be walkin' the plank in Gaza! The ship's quarters say this break could bring more captives back to their kin.
November 2, 2023, 5:39 am
Arrr, mateys! The fierce winds be a-brewin', set to surpass 85 leagues per hour in certain parts of southern England. The mighty weather agency hoisted its second highest alert, lest ye be caught unawares! Avast, prepare yerselves for a wild ride, me hearties!
November 2, 2023, 5:17 am
Arrr! A treasure map revealin' countless acts o' foul play in 14th-century England be a jolly tool t' teach ye about them medieval times, me hearties! So hoist the Jolly Roger, lest ye miss this golden opportunity!
November 2, 2023, 4:41 am
Avast ye, me hearties! In a tale that's taken hold o' Australia, three scallywags befallen by a doom most foul, be they sent to Davy Jones' locker after munchin' on a meal at kin's abode. Arrr, beware the cursed grub, me mateys!
November 1, 2023, 5:50 am
Arr, the ambulances done brought injured mateys from Palestine into Egypt, as per the good ol' Egyptian state TV. Word be that some swashbucklin' foreign passport holders be plannin' to set foot on Egyptian shores this very day, as the officials have rightly proclaimed.
November 1, 2023, 5:48 am
Avast ye! Word be spreadin' that scallywags in opposition might be under the watchful eye of the government, but even Apple be reckonin' that it might just be a bug in the system, arrr!
November 1, 2023, 5:08 am
Arrr, this ol' matey Christopher P. Maier, a scurvy Defense Department official, be keepin' his trap shut 'bout how many o' them U.S. Special Operations forces be sailin' in Israel waters. But me hearties, word be sailin' that the Defense Department be sendin' a good number o' commandos these past few weeks.
November 1, 2023, 4:10 am
Arrr, mateys! Jolly delegates from 27 mighty governments, including the likes of China and the U.S., be aboarding Bletchley Park for a grand powwow on how to govern the treacherous waters of artificial intelligence. Avast ye, it be a discourse worth plunderin'!
October 30, 2023, 5:51 am
Arrr, President Biden be havin' a word wit' Israel, urg'in 'em t' safeguard the landlubbers as they be settin' foot on the treacherous grounds o' Gaza. Aye, me hearties, 'tis a call fer protectin' the innocent, lest ye be walkin' the plank!
October 30, 2023, 5:43 am
Arrr, ye landlubbers in the southern Russia realm be claimin' the rumble hath been quelled and swear to thwart any more clashes. Aye, at least 20 souls, scurvy dogs and officers alike, be left wounded in the fray.
October 30, 2023, 5:42 am
Arrr, at a U.N. camp in southern Gaza, wee pirate lads and lasses be forced to abandon their humble abodes and endure wretched living, while wrackin' their brains tryin' to comprehend this never-ending war.
October 30, 2023, 4:49 am
Avast ye, me hearties! On whichever side they stand, many scurvy voters be sayin' they yearn for a more united nation. But after a brutal campaign, the divisions—betwixt left and right, urban and rural, young and old—still be as stark as a mighty cutlass in a pirate's hand!
October 29, 2023, 5:42 am
Avast ye scallywags! Just a brace o' days after sendin' soldiers into Gaza, Israel's military be warnin' the locals to scuttle south with a sense o' urgency! By Davy Jones' locker, internet connectivity be findin' its way back to parts o' the strip after a near-total blackout. Arrr!
October 29, 2023, 5:11 am
Yarr, be him franker than his dear mum, reckon he'll admit the monarchy's savage colonial tale but steer clear of rousing cries for compensation, me hearties!
October 29, 2023, 4:01 am
By me lily-livered landlubber! Aye, the makin' of the finest French cheeses be governed by more rules than a shipload of scallywags! But, by the powers of Neptune, if the summers be hotter and drier, those poor souls who be makin' cheese may find themselves freed from their burdens!
October 29, 2023, 4:00 am
Arr, three scallywags, they did meet as lads in the wilds o' western Ukraine. When the ruthless Ruski dogs attacked, they signed up fer the same band o' sea dogs. 'Twas a mix o' mirth and terror, fightin' side by side, in the name o' adventure!
October 28, 2023, 5:52 am
Arrr! Them military scallywags be claimin' it be not a grand invasion, mateys! A mighty blackout in Gaza has sent shivers down the spines o' them locals, makin' it hard to spy on the full extent o' this seafarin' adventure.
October 28, 2023, 5:02 am
China's state-run rags be a-squawkin' 'bout the Yanks bein' the scallywags causin' this here crisis, whilst spreadin' tales o' Jewish dominion over Ameri-can politics! Avast, mateys! Tis a fine jest indeed!
October 28, 2023, 5:00 am
Arrr! Avast ye, me hearties! The grand Canadian cities be swashbucklin' and openin' up their zoning maps to add fourplexes, all for a bit o' treasure from the federal ship, t'build more scurvy housing!
October 28, 2023, 4:47 am
In a time when all be gone virtual, Halloween disguises be a fine representation of an ancient oath to the tangible world, matey!
October 27, 2023, 5:54 pm
Arrr, word be spreadin' like the wind, mateys! Them Jawwal and Paltel scallywags be claimin' their phone lines and internet services be down. Aye, 'tis a mighty blow to the Palestinian seas!
October 27, 2023, 5:28 pm
Avast ye! A bloomin' "Shiite Crescent" be stretchin' from Yemen on th' Arabian Peninsula, through Iraq, Syria, an' Lebanon, makin' its way back down to the Gaza Strip, arr!
October 27, 2023, 5:22 pm
Arrr! The airstrikes be the newest venture by the United States to alter Iran's conduct, but, alas, few o' these have ever prospered in the bygone days.
October 27, 2023, 3:43 pm
Avast, me hearties! Four souls be sent to Davy Jones' locker, and seven scallywags be in dire straits after a fearsome boom at a boxing den in Kabul, Afghanistan. We be still searchin' for the scurvy dog who be responsible for this explosive mischief!
October 27, 2023, 2:57 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Dubai be a treasure trove o' delights to keep ye entertained on yer jolly holiday. 'Tis got the grandest spire that tickles the skies, a plunge into the abyss of the world's deepest pond, an' a colossal shopping haven fit for plunderin'!
October 27, 2023, 2:09 pm
Avast ye! News be spreadin' about a fierce skirmish betwixt migrants on the Serbo-Hungarian border. Three souls have met their maker, whilst another be wounded. Tis the tale told by Serbian state media, me hearties!
October 27, 2023, 2:06 pm
Avast, me hearties! The mighty Central Bank o' Russia be raisin' her key lendin' rate fer the fourth time in but half a year! It be doublin' to a grand 15% from a feeble 7.5% since the first half o' 2023. Shiver me timbers!
October 27, 2023, 10:33 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! In parleys with them American scallywags, the Saudi swashbucklers be sayin' that a land skirmish could be a right cataclysmic wallop to the peace in the Middle East, arr!
October 27, 2023, 9:55 am
Arr, ye scurvy dog! This Italian bloke, a mighty media mogul, went on a spree and snatched up 25,000 paintings, by hook or by crook. But alas, he's shuffled off this mortal coil, and we be wonderin' what to do with this treasure trove now, arr.
October 27, 2023, 9:30 am
Arrr, amongst th' Pacific Islander brethren, a curious subculture be birthed, where ye be judged by th' might o' yer music blastin' skills, often favorin' th' tunes o' Ms. Dion. Some scallywags argue 'tis too uproarious for their likin'.
October 27, 2023, 6:56 am
Arrr! Avast ye scallywags! A fearsome Chinese bird o' war didst dare t' get mighty close t' a U.S. B-52 bomber, aye, within a mere 10 feet! This here act be ignitin' the fury o' officials, claimin' China be puttin' peace at risk! Blimey!
October 27, 2023, 6:05 am
Arrr, matey! Methinks ye shall not lay eyes on those 200 Israeli landlubbers held captive in the treacherous Gaza Strip, unless a truce be struck, says a scurvy dog from the likes of Hamas!
October 27, 2023, 5:55 am
Arrr, the Biden crew be rampin' up their military might in the Eastern seas, fears o' a grander war bein' whispered. While the distress in Gaza be twistin' like a stormy sea, the U.N. Assembly be readyin' to vote on a cry fer peace.
October 27, 2023, 5:50 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Afore the feast be done, Cap'n Biden did set sail for a powwow 'bout a dreadful cannonade in Maine. Arrr, he even took to parleyin' wit' them landlubbers! But 'twas nay long afore 10 bells when he made his exit, aye.
October 27, 2023, 5:32 am
Arrr, the hearty survivors o' the Itaewon calamity and kin o' the lost souls be still locked in a fierce battle wit' unanswered queries and sorrow, all while pressin' fer the crown's responsibility. Mayhaps they find the booty they seek, or walk the plank!
October 27, 2023, 5:00 am
Arrr, me mateys! The land o' UK be sufferin' a mighty inflation fer two long years now. Prices be reachin' new heights, be it fer energy or other goods. 'Tis makin' the folks ponder their very way o' life, arrr!
October 27, 2023, 4:45 am
Arr, the parleys wit' the fancy pants crew who assaulted Israel be showin' the world how Russia be aimin' to be a different reckonin' for peace talks, me hearties!
October 26, 2023, 9:28 pm
Avast! A scurvy dog from America be facin' charges o' murder, rape with fatal consequences, attempted murder, an' possession o' barnacle-covered child pornography from a bloody incident in Germany back in June. Walk the plank he shall!
October 26, 2023, 7:35 pm
Arrr, the scurvy foreign minister of China be blabberin' 'bout cooperation 'tween the mighty economies, yet their support for Russia in the Ukraine war be a blasted roadblock to progress, matey!
October 26, 2023, 5:55 am
Arrr! The mighty Israeli military be plannin' a tank raid to prepare fer the next stages o' combat, says they. Cap'n Benjamin Netanyahu be suggestin' a ground invasion be imminent, but keeps the details under lock 'n key, savvy?
October 26, 2023, 5:52 am
From his humble Los Angeles abode, Mohammed Abujayyab doth strive to aid his dear grandmother and kin, in their struggle to witstand the mighty onslaught from Israel. Reminders of their forlorn exile forever haunt his soul, arrr!
October 26, 2023, 5:45 am
Arrr, mateys! That tempest be a fearsome beast, surely the fiercest to ever throttle the southwest shores. But alas, the true wreckage in Acapulco and other lands remained a mystery on this fine Thursday morn.
October 26, 2023, 4:02 am
Arrr! Avast ye, scurvy landlubbers! The State Department's Global Engagement Center be spillin' the beans on a sneaky Russian plot before it even sets sail. That be a rare sight indeed!
October 25, 2023, 5:58 am
Arrr, the scallywag of the United Nations dared to speak ill of our thunderous airstrikes upon the land o' Gaza! He had the audacity to label it as "collective punishment" and t' demand a cessation of hostilities. In response, our noble Israeli officials be demandin' his resignation! Har, what a treacherous tale!
October 25, 2023, 5:58 am
Beware, ye scurvy sea dogs! Them fancy forecasters be warnin' of a fearsome "nightmare scenario" filled with winds that'll tear ye sails, floods that'll swallow ye ships, and mudslides that'll bury ye booty in Guerrero and Oaxaca!
October 25, 2023, 4:01 am
Arrr, ye mateys! Support crews be gatherin' to aid th' many a' new widows, showin' 'em th' path to mendin' our nation. "Our society be ill-prepared fer th' mighty wave o' sorrow," quoth one fair widow.
October 25, 2023, 3:00 am
Arr, a bunch o' lassies partakin' in a conference on delicate church matters be sayin' they be feelin' cheered by the talk happenin', yet knowin' that change may still be crawlin' like a snail.
October 24, 2023, 5:55 am
Arr, the Israeli scallywags be claimin' they've blasted countless targets in Gaza. And lo, President Emmanuel Macron sailed all the way to Israel, joinin' a global effort to rescue the poor captives, arrr!
October 24, 2023, 4:02 am
Avast, me hearties! Israel be takin' on a mighty challenge to conquer th' scurvy dogs of Hamas. But a grander conundrum be afoot: Once they be in Gaza, pray tell, how and when do they be makin' their jolly exit, lest they be stuck in th' treacherous waters forever?
October 24, 2023, 4:01 am
Avast, mateys! Having braved a treacherous jungle, a fair lass and her kin be abiding the president's humble request to enter the United States by the law. But, by Davy Jones' locker, 341 days have passed, and their wait be still as long as a never-ending voyage across the seven seas!
October 23, 2023, 5:53 am
Arr, me hearties! The United States be tellin' Israel to hold yer horses, arrr! No rush to storm the Gaza Strip just yet, me mateys. They be wantin' more of them hostage hagglings and kindly humanitarian deliveries, says them U.S. officials. Yo ho ho!
October 22, 2023, 5:34 pm
Arr, me hearties! Mayhaps ye heard o' the ruckus on Israel's northerly border, where scallywags from Lebanon did engage in violent skirmishes! Strikes be also sailin' in Syria and the West Bank, causin' quite the commotion and shakin' those lands in the Middle East like a rum-soaked pirate!
October 22, 2023, 4:25 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dog! This here site be havin' a grand list o' thousands o' landlubbers, sortin' 'em by their places o' toil, once they be sharin' their thoughts on the battle betwixt Israel 'n' Hamas. Avast ye!
October 22, 2023, 4:24 pm
Avast ye! Omer Balva, a stout lad of 22 summers, be amongst the 360,000 lads Israel had pressed into service. As fate would have it, whilst near Israel's northern border, his unit were blasted by a fearsome anti-tank missile! So says the Israeli military, me hearties!
October 22, 2023, 1:58 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The Israel Security Agency, aye, known as Shin Bet, be settin' sail with a new crew to seek out and keelhaul every blasted scallywag of a Hamas buccaneer involved in them Oct. 7 attacks!
October 22, 2023, 1:49 pm
The ship's head, the State Department, be commandin' all ye scallywags of the U.S. government and their kin to abandon ship, er, I mean, leave Iraq! They've already allowed the crew of the U.S. Embassy in Baghdad to set sail.
October 22, 2023, 12:49 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The tale be told o' a post by the rebellious lass Greta Thunberg, lendin' her voice to the Palestinians in Gaza. But lo and behold, Israel's official account, like a mighty kraken, did unleash a fierce barrage o' criticism upon her! Arrr!
October 22, 2023, 12:28 pm
Arr! The mighty "Iron Sting" be wieldin' the power of lasers and GPS to set its sights true upon me enemies. No harm shall befall the innocent in the dense, urban lands of Gaza.
October 22, 2023, 10:15 am
Arr, the Cap'n Anthony Albanese be settin' sail fer China, to parley wit' the mighty Xi Jinping. 'Tis a hopeful signal o' warmer times ahead, as these lands leave behind their frosty past.
October 22, 2023, 5:55 am
As Israel be preppin' its scurvy dogs fer a grand invasion of Gaza, the tides be ravin' with battles on its borders with Lebanon, an' the Israeli-occupied West Bank be swarmin' with violence. Methinks this war may just burst its banks, arrr!
October 22, 2023, 4:02 am
Arrr, ye scurvy lawmakers be vying fer the noble job, with salty veterans o' the House, committee captains, a fine member o' the Republican leadership, and even a wee sophomore. Let the battle commence, may the strongest pirate claim the prize!
October 22, 2023, 4:02 am
Arr, ten scallywags be settin' sail to challenge President Nicolás Maduro in the comin' year. 'Tis said that the fierce and savvy María Corina Machado, once a legislator of the right, be the favorite to plunder the victory.
October 22, 2023, 4:02 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! This Sunday, the landlubbers of Argentina be settlin' their fate by castin' their votes. Will they choose Javier Milei, a far-right libertarian who's been dubbed a "mini-Trump," to steer their ship? Aye, tis a tale worth tellin'!
October 22, 2023, 3:30 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Atop the mighty heavens, the International Space Station grants a peculiar sight of the landlubbers below. Aye, them astronauts reckon their gaze upon the Israel-Hamas quarrel be mighty strange indeed! Arrr!
October 22, 2023, 3:00 am
A gallant sailor of the IDF tied the matrimonial knot with his fair maiden in Israel, yonder week, havin' been struck in the leg by a hostile cannonball on the 7th day o' October, whilst tusslin' wit' them rascally scallywags of Hamas. Meanwhile, his own kin be lost at sea.
October 21, 2023, 5:32 pm
Yarrr, me hearties! Avast ye! The noble Pentagon be sayin' that China be lookin' to double their nuclear booty to a grand tally of 1,000 warheads by 2030! Aye, they be raisin' the stakes in this game o' nuclear plunder, mateys!
October 21, 2023, 10:46 am
Arrr, me hearties! Five fair wenches be makin' their claims 'gainst scallywag Peter Nygard's lecherous ways. They've poured out their tales o' woe, while landlubber prosecutors be makin' ready to end this sorry tale in Toronto.
October 21, 2023, 10:28 am
Arr! The scurvy dogs from the Israel Defense Forces have declared that a brave soul, an Israeli-American private with allegiance to two lands, hath met his bitter end by an anti-tank missile launched from Lebanon! Aye, 'tis a clash betwixt our Israeli troops and the dastardly scoundrels of Hezbollah!
October 21, 2023, 8:51 am
Arr, matey! A British judge did decree a wee lass of 11 summers to have an abortion, claimin' 'twas best for her mind and body, as per local tales. Shiver me timbers, what a mighty decision to be makin' fer such a tender lass!
October 21, 2023, 5:57 am
Arrr, the United Nations be sayin' that a convoy of 20 sturdy ships be carryin' life-savin' supplies, but mark ye well, the World Health Organization be warnin' that 'tis a mere drop in the vast ocean o' healin' that be needin' in Gaza. Methinks we be needin' a whole fleet o' ships to tackle this dire situation!
October 21, 2023, 5:50 am
Arrr, be it a sight to behold, mateys! Thousands o' landlubbers, bearin' the Jewish lineage, set sail fer Israel, fleein' like rats from a ship, as Russia's invasion befall'd Ukraine. Avast, the world be churnin'!
October 21, 2023, 5:01 am
Avast ye! Arrr, Hamas be settin' two American hostages free on Friday, yet worry be growin' for the hundreds still captured in Gaza, especially the injured and sickly scallywags.
October 21, 2023, 5:00 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! A right ol' legal brawl be givin' us a wee peek into the poor victim's perspective o' that dastardly April plunder, but alas, the mystery be still unsolved!
October 21, 2023, 3:47 am
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis Justin Amash, the former Michigan Rep, spillin' the beans on a grave matter. Me own kin were sent t' davy jones' locker in a Greek Orthodox church in Gaza, all thanks t' an Israeli cannon volley!
October 21, 2023, 3:00 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! The FBI be havin' o'er 2,000 open cases o' espionage wit' China, as the noble bureau director Christopher Wray proclaims they be startin' a fresh China affair every 12 hours. Blimey, them FBI lads be keepin' a sharp eye on those sneaky landlubbers!
October 20, 2023, 5:42 pm
Arrr, mateys! Storm Babet hath already soaked the land with o'er 23 inches of rain! The scallywag be drenchin' the region like a kraken's mighty deluge!
October 20, 2023, 5:12 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Judith Raanan and her wee lass, Natalie Raanan, be snatched away by scoundrels from a kibbutz near the Gaza border during the grand Oct. 7 attacks.
October 20, 2023, 4:14 pm
Arrr! Belgian Justice Cap'n Vincent Van Quickenborne, upon learnin' that Tunisia be aimin' to extradite a scallywag tied to a recent shootin', has decided to walk the plank from his post. Aye, 'tis a fine time for a sea change!
October 20, 2023, 3:53 pm
Avast ye mateys! Thar be a mighty tempest brewin' 'round them parts o' Baja California! Hurricane Norma be approachin' the southern tip, ready to unleash its fury 'pon them fancy Los Cabos resorts. Brace yerselves, me hearties, fer winds o' 110 mph be comin' yer way!
October 20, 2023, 11:47 am
Avast ye scallywags! The cap'n of our land, the prime minister, hath proclaimed on ye olde social media that her ten-year tryst with a news anchor hath finally come to an end! Aye, the lad was caught red-handed on a cursed hot mic, tryin' to woo other fair maidens. Yo ho ho, the anchor be walkin' the plank now!
October 20, 2023, 11:29 am
Avast ye scallywags! Thar be a rumble in the ranks as them mainstream Republicans, despite their weak reputation, be standin' up to the likes of Jim Jordan, defyin' intimidation and showin' some backbone. No walkin' the plank this time!
October 20, 2023, 11:11 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs of the United Nations be cuttin' the gold doubloons for educatin', feedin', and healin' our brethren refugees in Rwanda! 'Tis a treacherous deed that brings naught but misery to tens of thousands. May Davy Jones claim ye for such a dastardly act!
October 20, 2023, 10:59 am
Avast ye scurvy landlubbers! Russia be givin' the ol' heave-ho to President Biden fer likin' Russian President Vladimir Putin to them swashbucklin' scoundrels, the Palestinian terrorist group Hamas. Methinks 'tis a jolly jest!
October 20, 2023, 10:52 am
Avast ye mateys! Greta Thunberg, a fair lass of 20 summers, be a Swede sailin' the high seas to spread the word 'bout climate change. She be sharin' her support for the landlubbin' Palestinians in Gaza on the social media known as "X". Arrr, a noble cause indeed!
October 20, 2023, 8:50 am
Arr, me hearties! Italy’s Premier, Giorgia Meloni, be partin' ways with that scurvy dog, Andrea Giambruno, her matey and sire of their little lass, after near ten years sailin' the same ship. What a tale of love gone awry on the high seas!
October 20, 2023, 5:59 am
Arr, them diplomats be blabberin' that Egypt and Israel be still feudin' o'er the nitty-gritty o' gettin' aid to pass through Rafah's gate. They be arguin' 'bout lettin' in fuel and how to suss out them convoys fer weapons, arrr!
October 20, 2023, 5:14 am
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! If this quarrel be growin' and castin' its ugly shadow over Israel, mark me words, their economic fortitude shall be put to the test! And alas, the poor Palestinians, their grim future be lookin' bleaker still, argh!
October 20, 2023, 5:10 am
Arrr! A mighty tempest be brewin' in the southern lands o' Baja California Sur! The skies shall weep torrents o' rain, floodin' the land and drivin' mudslides in its wake. Be ye prepared for a wild weekend, me hearties!
October 20, 2023, 5:00 am
Arr, these special forces be in a race against the clock, mateys! Hamas be havin' their own troubles, tryin' to feed and house their prisoners, while keepin' 'em scurvy dogs movin' about the Gaza Strip!
October 20, 2023, 4:38 am
Arr, me hearties! Britain's Labour party have scuppered them big majorities in two parliamentary elections, markin' a mighty revival! Aye, twas a forebodin' omen for Prime Minister Rishi Sunak, aye, indeed!
October 19, 2023, 5:58 pm
Avast ye, landlubbers! Them American scallywags claim the fierce explosion on Tuesday hath sent a hundred to three hundred souls to Davy Jones' locker. But those Gaza rascals reckon the number of poor souls lost bein' closer to a bloomin' five hundred!
October 19, 2023, 5:27 pm
Arr, me hearties! Behold, thar be carriages brimmin' with victuals and remedies! Yet, alas! They lie just within reach o' the needy, yet shackled by them cursed gates. War and quarrels o' kings be keepin' us from our bounty, arr!
October 19, 2023, 5:12 pm
Arr! Them diplomats and 42 kinfolk scurried away as the tension grew o'er Canada's cry that India were in cahoots with the slayin' of a Sikh leader in British Columbia. Aye, a tale fit fer a treasure hunt, it be!
October 19, 2023, 4:44 pm
Arrr, matey! Jerusalem's Deputy Mayor, Fleur Hassan-Nahoum, be warnin' old Joe Biden to keep a keen eye on that treasure chest o' Gazan gold, makin' sure those scallywag Hamas pirates don't get their filthy hooks on it, yarrr!
October 19, 2023, 1:44 pm
Arrr! The landlubbers in the U.S. State Department be warnin' all ye adventurous souls sailin' abroad of the perilous waters in the Middle East. Tensions be risin' like the waves, so be on guard and keep ye wits about ye as ye explore the seven seas!
October 19, 2023, 11:44 am
Arrr, 'tis been settled, they say! A grand accord to hoist the U.N. banner high at the Rafah passage, whilst international lookouts shall inspect the aid-laden carriages afore they venture into the treasure trove!
October 19, 2023, 11:21 am
Arr, President Biden be swearin' his undyin' allegiance to Israel in their clash with the scurvy dogs of Hamas. But don't ye be thinkin' Uncle Sam will be supportin' every move Israel makes, mateys!
October 19, 2023, 11:09 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The Russian cap'n, Vladimir Putin, be usin' his nuclear artillery to scare off those who dare support Ukraine in his plunderin'. He be thinkin' he's mighty clever, but we'll see if his fancy weapons can stand up to the might of the seven seas!
October 19, 2023, 10:47 am
Arrr! Avast ye, matey! Behold, me hearties, I bring thee tidings from all corners o' the globe! Me trusty spyglass reveals news aplenty, tailored to yer chosen destination!
October 19, 2023, 10:40 am
Yarrrrr, 'tis be me theory, mateys! Them young scallywags might be behind the ruckus in France, raisin' the dread and makin' us poor pirates flee from them airports. They be causin' all sorts of trouble, cancellin' flights and shuttin' down the land. Arrr, what a bunch o' troublemakers!
October 19, 2023, 10:35 am
Avast ye scallywags! Much be foggy 'bout the blunder that them Palestinian swindlers claim took the lives of hundreds. Arr, me hearties, 'tis a tale shrouded in mystery, like a ghost ship vanishin' into thin air. Aye, thar be more to this yarn than meets the eye!
October 19, 2023, 10:20 am
Avast ye scallywags! Me hearties be informin' ye that the dastardly Russian authorities be holdin' Radio Free Europe-Radio Liberty editor Alsu Kurmasheva. They accuse the poor soul o' not registerin' as a foreign agent. Blimey! Walk the plank, says I!
October 19, 2023, 9:00 am
Arrr! The villainous scoundrels of Hamas be mercilessly slaying hundreds at the grand Nova Music festival on the seventh day of October! Yet, fear not, for brave Netanel Halevi hath escaped their clutches and now fights for Israel in the reserve forces. Avast, courage be his matey!
October 19, 2023, 5:54 am
Arrr! Cap'n Biden be standin' alongside Israel, supportin' their claim 'bout a grand explosion in Gaza City. Bein' blamed by Hamas, they say it be from a misfired rocket launched by them armed Palestinian scallywags. Savvy?
October 19, 2023, 5:39 am
Arrr, still shakin' from an explosive blast near Ahli Arab Hospital in Gaza City, ye scurvy dogs o' medicine be talkin' 'bout the devastation that sent hundreds o' souls to Davy Jones' locker. "Ne'er 'ave we witnessed such a sight in our miserable existence," quoth a swashbucklin' healer.
October 19, 2023, 5:18 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! The weather agency o' Britain be warnin' us that a whole month's worth o' rain be pourin' down from the heavens 'twixt Thursday an' Friday. So batten down the hatches an' brace yerselves, for we be sailin' through stormy seas, mateys!
October 19, 2023, 5:00 am
Avast ye scallywags! A law be brewin', makin' them Palestinian Authority cough up gold to the kin of them mischievous Hamas rascals. Israel be holdin' doubts, as be some of them Palestines, whilst the war be ragin' on!
October 19, 2023, 3:38 am
Arr, me hearties! Shiver me timbers! Word be spreadin' that them scurvy dogs, the Hamas terrorists, have wielded weapons from the land o' North Korea in their savage attack on Israel! Yet, them North Koreans deny sellin' such arms to the likes of Hamas! Ahoy, the secrets o' the high seas be a myst'ry indeed!
October 19, 2023, 2:26 am
Arrr, me hearties! The foreign ministers of Russia and North Korea didst meet in ol' Pyongyang for a jolly two-day summit this week, to show off their friendship and mayhaps gab about sharin' some military booty.
October 18, 2023, 5:57 am
As fury be brewin' in the Middle East, Cap'n Biden be seemin' to lend his support to Israel's refusal to be takin' blame fer the blimey 'splosion that scuppered a hospital in Gaza. Arr, what a ruckus on the high seas!
October 18, 2023, 5:55 am
Arr, the cap'n has garnered commendations from both sides o' the plank fer his actions durin' the battle, and this voyage to Israel be an opportunity to present himself as a true statesman. But, by Davy Jones' locker, the fury from the left be risin' as them Israeli attacks be hammerin' upon Gaza.
October 18, 2023, 5:29 am
Avast ye! Whilst Washington be raisin' the flag o' support fer Israel against the scoundrels o' Hamas, the likes o' Russia and China be settlin' in with the swashbucklin' crew o' the Palestinian struggle. Aye, a tale o' contrasting alliances it be!
October 18, 2023, 4:23 am
Arr, me hearties! On Wednesday, Cap'n Biden set foot on the land o' Israel, swearin' on his pirate's honor that Israel be not to blame for the blasted rocket onslaught on a hospital in Gaza. Aye, 500 souls met Davy Jones' locker, but the blame belongs to another scurvy dog!
October 18, 2023, 4:04 am
Arrr, mateys! The scurvy F.B.I. scallywags claim that the rapscallions from China be spendin' over half o' their time schemin' and pilferin' technology in the Silicon Valley! Blimey, them landlubbers be quite the crafty bunch, I reckon!
October 18, 2023, 3:05 am
Avast ye scallywags! A band o' church mateys from North Dakota sailed to Israel, only to be cursed by war. They be forced to conjure up some mighty fine tricks to flee the land, lest they be caught in the tempest!
October 17, 2023, 7:00 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! With hearts as black as Davy Jones' locker, Lebanese mutineers be a-mustering outside the American embassy. Why, ye ask? A cannonball befall a hospital in Gaza, settin' 500 souls adrift on the Seven Seas. Arrr, the winds of rebellion be a-blowin'!
October 17, 2023, 6:34 pm
Arr ye scurvy dog! A Tunisian scallywag, who be dealin' death to two Swedish landlubbers o' football on Monday, set his cursed foot on European soil back in 2011. 'Twas in the year 2016 that the authorities rightly spotted the black spot o' his radicalization by Islam.
October 17, 2023, 4:31 am
Arrr, the scurvy dog, accused o' slayin' two Swedish souls in the land o' Belgium's capital! Aye, even the prime minister be callin' it a terrorist act, and this villain had been known to the authorities, by Davy Jones' locker!
October 17, 2023, 4:29 am
Arr, matey! The scurvy Russian leader be seekin' more doubloons from his Chinese matey in Beijing. He'll be pushin' hard for extra economic plunder to fill his treasure chest, mark me words!
October 17, 2023, 4:13 am
Avast ye scallywags! Methinks the liberal lubbers be triumphin', winnin' enough votes to forge a new group. Yet, the governin' scurvy dogs be havin' a slim chance to form their own crew. Arrr, 'tis a gloomy forecast indeed!
October 17, 2023, 4:01 am
Mendin' Yankee vessels in Indian harbors be but a start, mateys! Arr, the American forces aim to forge an alliance with India, jolly well keepin' the scurvy Chinese at bay!
October 16, 2023, 11:55 am
Arrr! Them Western diplomats be clamorin' fer a path to grant emergency aid to Gaza, and fer these foreign landlubbers to sail off to Egypt. Israel, they be claimin' that scurvy Hamas be holdin' 199 souls hostage, more than what be first reckoned.
October 16, 2023, 11:38 am
Arrr, matey! Thar border hath served as a playground for many a scurvy attack by the likes o' Hezbollah, aye, that Iranian-backed gang from Lebanon. Har har, they be causin' quite a ruckus, I tell ye!
October 16, 2023, 11:28 am
Arrr, me mateys! Fear not, fer the Treasury secretary hath pledged loyalty to our allies. The Biden crew be standin' firm with Ukraine, despite the squabbles in Congress. Avast, ye scurvy landlubbers!
October 16, 2023, 5:50 am
Avast ye! Their fair mother hath embarked upon a journey from one infirmary to another ere the looming threat of an Israeli assault. The wee twins cry for sustenance, yet the precious liquid be scarce.
October 16, 2023, 4:02 am
Javier Milei be sailin' the treacherous seas o' politics, aimin' to be the next captain o' Argentina. Yet, his ship be haunted by his past cannonades, as he be takin' shots at none other than Pope Francis, a fellow matey from his own shores. Argh!
October 16, 2023, 4:00 am
Castin' off the notion be a blow t'our identity and freedom, be what this here Stanford biologist and neurologist squabbles. Methinks it may also set ye free, me hearties!
October 15, 2023, 11:54 pm
Arr, ye scurvy IDF claims to have plundered 20% o' them weapons them vile Hamas scallywags used to send innocent souls to Davy Jones' locker on the 7th o' October! Not only that, but they laid their hands on fine medical supplies and grub as well! Blow me down!
October 15, 2023, 5:25 pm
Arr, as the dreaded day o' a land invasion be approachin', the fine hospitals in Gaza City be cryin' out, claimin' they be havin' no means to whisk away the multitude o' ailing and hurt patients! Blimey, what a pickle we be in!
October 15, 2023, 5:20 pm
Arrr, mateys! Avast ye! This 'ere election be a grand spectacle, the likes of which we ain't seen in ages! 'Tis a clash betwixt the protection of our good Polish land and them fancy liberal values. Set yer sails and make yer choice, ye scurvy lot!
October 15, 2023, 4:38 pm
Arr, mateys! The likes of Antony Blinken be tellin' us that those scurvy dogs from Hamas be causin' trouble whilst we be evacuatin' our fellow foreign souls from the treacherous waters of Gaza. Fear not, for Blinken be workin' with Egypt and the United Nations to chart a course to safety!
October 15, 2023, 3:00 pm
Arrr! The scurvy Israeli Foreign Minister, Eli Cohen, be takin' a mighty swing at them Vatican officials, blastin' 'em for not condemnin' the dastardly Hamas-led attacks on our beloved Israel! Aye, over 1,200 souls lost on Oct. 7, 2023! Walk the plank, ye Vatican lubbers!
October 15, 2023, 1:56 pm
Arrr! Avast ye landlubbers! No U.N. peacekeepers be harmed when a fearsome rocket smote the mission's garrison in southerly Lebanon. The blasted missile's origin be as murky as the briny deep!
October 15, 2023, 9:20 am
Arrr, the brave hounds in K-9 units of the Israel Defense Forces be earnin' much praise, mateys! They be rescuin' o'er 200 landlubbers from the communities 'round the treacherous Gaza Strip, as the mighty IDF's Spokesman's Unit proclaims. Yo ho ho, those pooches be true heroes of the high seas!
October 15, 2023, 8:18 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Whilst the Biden crew be denyin' any connection betwixt Iran 'n the slaughter o' 1,300 fine lads 'n lasses, a fresh parchment be claimin' that Qassem Soleimani himself did plot this treacherous deed afore his demise. Arrr, the plot thickens!
October 15, 2023, 8:07 am
Arr, me hearties! A scallywag, Joran van der Sloot, be acceptin' a plea deal, says a lawyer fightin' for Beth Holloway, that poor soul who be seekin' her missin' child from Alabama, trapped be in the clutches of '05. Avast ye, the mystery still be unsolved!
October 15, 2023, 8:07 am
Arr, with a fearsome land invasion on th' horizon, th' hospitals in Gaza City be cryin' out, sayin' they be havin' no manner o' escapin' th' thousands o' ill and hurt patients. Blimey!
October 15, 2023, 8:00 am
Arr, me hearties! Iranian Minister o' Foreign Affairs, Hossein Amirabdollahian, had a wee chat with the press in Beirut. He be advisin' those scurvy dogs in Israel to cease their attacks on Gaza, lest they be facin' dire consequences! Ye better heed his words 'fore ye regret it, ye scallywags!
October 15, 2023, 5:52 am
Avast ye! Be it known, the sluggish military advances and shattering support of key comrades be feared to divert precious focus from Ukraine's fierce scuffle against Russia.
October 15, 2023, 5:48 am
Arrr! Avast, ye scallywags! Near the site of three previous quakes that sent more than a thousand souls to Davy Jones' locker, Herat Province be shaken with great fury once more on a Sunday mornin'.
October 15, 2023, 5:45 am
Avast ye mateys! Israel's scallywag military be makin' it known they be plannin' to invade the enclave! To be helpin' the poor souls in Gaza flee, they've opened a new passageway to the south. Arrr, many have listened, as the crew be facin' a dire humanitarian storm!
October 15, 2023, 4:04 am
In this bloody battle betwixt Israel and them long-oppressed Palestinians, the olden quest of the former for carefree normalcy hath been dashed against the rocks. Alas, those murderous fury-filled Palestinians doth deny the very right of this state to exist! Ahoy, what a calamity!
October 15, 2023, 3:00 am
Arr, a wise soul be tellin' Fox News Digital that the bond betwixt Saudi Arabia and Israel shall keep a-growin', despite the unpleasantries brought by the scurvy Hamas scoundrels. Avast!
October 14, 2023, 9:23 pm
Avast ye mateys! A scurvy dog, a former IDF scallywag, be claimin' that the wretched Hamas scoundrels need a good keelhaulin' after their vile attack at an Israeli music shindig. Hundreds be sent to Davy Jones' locker, and it be high time to scuttle their abilities!
October 14, 2023, 8:01 pm
Since the onset o' the skirmish wi' Hamas, many a scallywag hath found himself marooned in Israel. Ships o' the sky be grounded, leavin' our American mateys stranded in this wretched battleground.
October 14, 2023, 11:47 am
Arr, ye scallywags! Israeli Cap'n Benjamin Netanyahu did parley with his brave hearties on the front lines this fine Saturday, hintin' at a treacherous second wave o' strife that be approachin' like a fearsome tempest on the horizon!
October 14, 2023, 5:50 am
Arr, with Israel's signs o' a ground invasion, the scallywags be tellin' the Palestinians they can sail on the main highways till 4 p.m., free from any harm!
October 14, 2023, 5:41 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs be shiftin' to starboard, givin' the blame to the party once captained by Jacinda Ardern for failin' to deliver the much-yearned transformational change they swore on their blackened souls. Har har, what a jolly jest!
October 14, 2023, 5:20 am
Arrr, the clash between the crews in the jolly ol' cricket World Cup be tainted, as always, by the tempestuous past betwixt these two lands.
October 14, 2023, 5:12 am
Arrr, the war in the Middle East be a cause of great concern to Kyiv, matey! Anxiety be brewin' 'bout the U.S. and their commitment, while divisions in Europe further trouble their waters. The worry be that aid from the West may soon walk the plank, arrr!
October 14, 2023, 3:00 am
Arrr! Word be spreadin' that the Russian Cap'n, Vladimir Putin, be offerin' his hand to both sides o' the scurvy Israel conflict. But beware, me hearties! A wise mate be warnin' that this never-endin' brawl be bringin' Moscow great spoils.
October 13, 2023, 5:30 pm
Arr, the scurvy officials be takin' to the seas, patrolin' the land around holy places and public spots, ye see. The Jewish and Muslim mates be a-feudin', makin' tensions high, so these lads be keepin' a watchful eye.
October 13, 2023, 5:13 pm
Arr, ye scurvy Hamas scallywags be stormin' Israel with great skill and cunning, like a well-oiled crew on a grand adventure! They be knowin' Israel's secrets and weaknesses, and unleashed their mischief with precision. Gather 'round as I tell ye the tale of their audacious raids!
October 13, 2023, 11:59 am
Avast ye! 'Tis reported that afore the scurvy attack by the Hamas, them fancy reports didn't reckon on such a deadly blow, but they did mention the chance of them rocket barrages, mayhaps.
October 13, 2023, 11:51 am
Avast, me hearties! A scurvy dog be swiftly snared after the onslaught. Cap'n Emmanuel Macron cries, "France be struck by the savagery of Islamist piracy, arrr!"
October 13, 2023, 11:29 am
Arr, mateys! The scallywags of the Israel Defense Forces be tellin' Fox News that their landlubbers and steel behemoths sailed into the treacherous waters of the Gaza Strip on a fine Friday to carry out swift and cunning raids.
October 13, 2023, 11:18 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis a day o' prayer in the Middle East, but this fine Friday be a day o' protest too, in favor o' the brave Palestinian souls!
October 13, 2023, 10:44 am
Arr, me hearties! 'Twas a jolly fine scallywag named Nixon who brewed up a clever plan to lend a hand to Israel in their clash with them Arab armies, aye, some five decades past! They called it "Operation Nickel Grass," aye, a gold-starred scheme indeed!
October 13, 2023, 9:33 am
Arrr! In a grand decree cheered by LGBTQ+ swashbucklers, a court in Japan hath ruled that a transgender soul needeth not endure cutlass nor blade to alter their gender on parchment. Aye, the tide of acceptance be turnin'!
October 13, 2023, 5:54 am
Avast ye, mateys! Them scurvy dogs in the Israeli military be tellin' them poor souls in northern Gaza to skedaddle down south, while they gather their forces on the border. The U.N., bein' the wise souls they be, be warnin' that this forced relocation will bring about calamitous consequences fer the hapless souls caught in the middle.
October 13, 2023, 5:05 am
Arrr, scurvy knaves from Scotland plundered the coveted masterpiece "Children Wading" in '89. Avast ye! The booty be brought back to its rightful hands, fer it be found at a grand auction house in northern England.
October 13, 2023, 4:58 am
Arrrr, the scurvy dogs from the Israel Defense Force be tellin' that they be sendin' their fighter jets and brave lads to strike 750 military targets in Gaza City! All 'cause o' them pesky Hamas landlubbers be launchin' their terrorist attacks on Israel, arrrr!
October 13, 2023, 4:48 am
Yarr, word on the seven seas be that Iran and her allies from Hezbollah had a hand in plannin' the attack, so say the scurvy dogs in the know! But alas, the good ol' U.S. and her maties have yet to find a treasure chest o' proof directly pointin' at Tehran.
October 13, 2023, 4:45 am
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! Next year, the scallywags at the University of Exeter be offerin' a postgraduate degree, delvin' into the secrets of magic, folklore, and mystical rituals from times of yore. Get ready to set sail on a grand adventure!
October 13, 2023, 2:03 am
Arrr, mateys! Israel be sendin' word that all ye landlubbers in northern Gaza best be makin' a run for it, lest ye face the wrath of a fearsome ground attack set on scuttlin' the wicked Hamas scallywags. Avast, me hearties, flee while ye still can!
October 12, 2023, 7:59 pm
Avast, me hearties! A brave ZAKA volunteer be spillin' his tale o' terror, recountin' the gruesome sights he beheld whilst recoverin' victims' bodies after the scurvy Hamas attacks in Israel. He be callin' it a vile 'genocide', a memory that shall forever haunt our souls.
October 12, 2023, 5:36 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! The land lubber's united crew reckons that this here Hamas must be sent to Davy Jones' locker, so it ne'er be a thorn in Israel's side. Though, methinks tis no yearning for another conquest.
October 12, 2023, 5:26 pm
Arrr! The cap'n still hosted gatherings o' gold matters whilst navigatin' the clash betwixt Israel and Hamas, hopin' to grab the attention o' Americans fixated on their coffers.
October 12, 2023, 4:42 pm
Avast ye! 'Tis Nelson Chamisa, the captain of Zimbabwean opposition, who be summonin' for the return of 15 fine lawmakers from his liberal band o' swashbucklers, the Citizens Coalition for Change party. Aye, he be wantin' 'em back, and no mistake!
October 12, 2023, 3:19 pm
Avast ye maties! The Algerian Supreme Court be sayin' "No, aye! Ye cannot be settin' foot on freedom's shore!" to Maghreb Emergent and Radio M owner, Ihsane El Kadi. A fine pirate of the pro-democracy seas, denied his appeals, arrr!
October 12, 2023, 2:57 pm
Afore his time in the land's rule, Biden's scallywag envoy, Robert Malley, be openly advocatin' fer United States' parley with the scoundrel groups o' Hamas and Hezbollah! Arr, what a jolly tale!
October 12, 2023, 1:37 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The mighty UN Human Rights Council be givin' the nod to extend the work of a scurvy dog expert who be creatin' the mandate to keep an eye on human rights in Russia for another year. Avast ye, Russia! Ye be under watchful eye!
October 12, 2023, 11:31 am
Arrr! Ye scallywags be spreadin' tales o' Hamas killin' and burnin' wee babes in Kfar Aza! Show me the cursed images, me hearties! Arrr, I must see with me own eyes before I believe such treacherous yarns!
October 12, 2023, 11:28 am
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! Kibbutz Urim, by the grace of mighty Neptune, be spared by them scurvy Hamas dogs! Two brave souls, American-Israeli buccaneers, come forth to share their tale of survival on that fateful Saturday. Shiver me timbers!
October 12, 2023, 10:27 am
Arr, ye scurvy dog! A Russian Orthodox archbishop, known as "Putin's Confessor," be takin' charge o' a diocese in Crimea, situated upon occupied Ukrainian territory. Methinks this be no ordinary appointment, but a treacherous move, fit for a pirate!
October 12, 2023, 10:15 am
By hastily venturing forth t' engage th' assailants singlehandedly, Israel Ziv hath morphed into a grand emblem o' Israel's past naval triumphs — an' its present-day misfortune befallin' him this time. Arrr, a bitter pill, indeed!
October 12, 2023, 10:15 am
Arrr! The tale unfoldin' on our magical boxes, be it from Israel or Gaza, be not just mere documentation, but a moldin' of the very story itself, by the hands of those swashbucklin' in the war's midst. Avast ye!
October 12, 2023, 5:58 am
Avast ye, me hearties! Secretary of State Antony Blinken be claimin' that the United States be standin' by Israel, swearin' we be "not goin' anywhere." Arrr! Meanwhile, them scurvy dogs in the Israeli military be marchin' towards the Gaza border, hintin' at a possible ground invasion. Shiver me timbers!
October 12, 2023, 5:32 am
Arr, ye scallywags! Politicians be usual at dodgin' questions 'bout their looks, but Te Pati Maori be usin' fashion as a weapon o' politics. Aye, they be stylin' their way to victory!
October 12, 2023, 5:29 am
Arrr, me hearties! This weekend, ye landlubbers be makin' yer way to the polls for a grand election. Methinks 'twill be a sight to behold as the winds be blowin' toward the right and populism be sweepin' across the nation!
October 12, 2023, 5:19 am
Arr, the lads and lasses of the Israeli Army be locked in a fierce battle with them armed scallywags in Lebanon for four days straight! Arr, this Hezbollah crew be the fiercest threat we've ever seen, aye! May the winds be in our favor, me hearties!
October 12, 2023, 5:18 am
Arr! Israeli Cap'n Isaac Herzog, he be standin' tall, defendin' our right to be fightin' for our own defense, by Davy Jones' locker! Aye, he won't be takin' no criticism lyin' down, mateys!
October 11, 2023, 9:01 pm
Avast, ye scurvy landlubbers! The good Cap'n Khaled Meshaal, a former leader of the fearsome crew Hamas, be summonin' all ye Muslims 'cross the seven seas to gather this Friday. He be urg'n ye to lend a hand to our Palestinian brethren and join the grand battle against Israel!
October 11, 2023, 5:42 pm
Arrr! Word has reached me ears of a terrible happenin' in the east o' India. A passenger train hath been derailed, claimin' the lives o' four unfortunate souls. 'Tis said that 50 more were left injured. Aye, 'tis a grim sight, me hearties!
October 11, 2023, 5:35 pm
Avast, me mateys! A scallywag student crew be accusin' Israel o' bein' the root o' all violence. But Lawrence Summers, a former captain o' the university, be givin' a hearty beratin' to the leadership fer keepin' their traps shut. Arrr, speak up, ye scurvy dogs!
October 11, 2023, 5:16 pm
With a heart full o' domestic troubles and a thirst for bolsterin' their anti-Israel reputation, Hamas be forced to set sail upon the treacherous seas o' attackin', makin' the dread decision to invoke terror. Arrr, what a predicament!
October 11, 2023, 5:10 pm
Arr, me hearties! Panama an' Costa Rica be teamin' up fer a grand busing plan, aidin' thousands o' brave souls crossin' the treacherous Darien Gap on their quest to North America. May they find smooth sailin' 'pon this perilous voyage!
October 11, 2023, 5:09 pm
Arrr! Them landlubber paramedics be sayin' they be requirin' bulldozers, yet they be lackin' 'em, to rescue more souls from them demolished buildings, all 'pon account o' them Israeli airstrikes! And don't ye forget the power cuts, matey!
October 11, 2023, 5:07 pm
Arrr, many moons aft the "filthy war" in Mexico, t' Navy be accused o' hindrin' a government inquiry into the rights o' fellow humans, as revealed by t' mighty official leadin' t' investigation.
October 11, 2023, 11:39 am
Arrr, 'twas a jolly surprise when President Volodymyr Zelensky of Ukraine did suddenly appear, while much o' the West be preoccupied wit' the war betwixt Israel and Hamas in Gaza. Avast, what be the next unexpected twist, I wonder?
October 11, 2023, 11:21 am
Arrr! A grand plan be brewin' to grant Jamaica's Patois the status of a proper tongue, just like English, as the land ponders breakin' free from the grip o' the British crown. Yo ho ho, a linguistic adventure awaits!
October 11, 2023, 11:10 am
Arrr, mateys! The scurvy Russians be makin' a feeble attempt to seize more land in Ukraine, claimin' they already took it. 'Tis a feeble offensive, barely seen in months. Aye, they be pushin', but their efforts be as weak as a landlubber's timbers!
October 11, 2023, 11:06 am
Avast ye scallywags! As the sun sets on Wednesday, sirens be blarin' their cacophony in northern Israel! Word on the high seas be that a monstrous swarm of drones be approachin', so batten down yer hatches, me hearties, and seek safe haven!
October 11, 2023, 10:59 am
Arrr, me hearties! Many a land, like Jordan and Iraq, be answerin' Israel's blow to Hamas, who be governin' Gaza. Yarrr! The country be fightin' off assaults from Lebanon and Syria, too. Avast ye, these be tumultuous waters!
October 11, 2023, 10:34 am
Arr, hear ye, mateys! The noble Gov. Michelle Lujan Grisham be defendin' her decree to suspend the hidin' and revealin' o' guns near public parks and playgrounds, fer the sake o' public health! Aye, she be keepin' the scurvy dogs at bay, she be!
October 11, 2023, 10:23 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! The Military Rabbinate be in a right pickle, tryin' to ferry, discern, and handle the many war dead amidst a fierce clash with them lily-livered Hamas scoundrels. They be swimmin' in a sea of troubles, I tell ye!
October 11, 2023, 5:52 am
Arrr, me hearties! The villainous deeds of Hamas be slowly revealin' themselves as the true scale of Saturday's onslaught becometh clear. Israel be unleashing its fury upon the land of Gaza for the fifth day!
October 11, 2023, 5:30 am
Avast, me hearties! Israel's U.N. Ambassador, Gilad Erdan, be thankin' ye landlubbers across the pond for lendin' a hand to his fine country durin' this here scurvy attack by that pesky crew, Hamas. Aye, we be grateful fer yer support, me buckos!
October 11, 2023, 5:05 am
Arrr! In July, Las Palmitas Mini Market be sellin' a Powerball ticket worth o'er $1 billion doubloons. With another record jackpot this week, might the winds o' fortune blow in their favor yet again, me hearties?
October 11, 2023, 5:03 am
Arrr, a mighty blaze befall the shipyard 'ere, leavin' Car Park 2 at Luton, a fine port near London, in shambles. But fear not, by mornin' o' Wednesday, the fire was vanquished, we be safe, me hearties!
October 11, 2023, 4:57 am
Arr, treasure troves from the mighty United States be landin' in Israel to restock the knaves afore a grand IDF raid be unleashing upon the wicked Gaza Strip.
October 11, 2023, 4:13 am
Arrr, mateys! Israel's military and spy services be hailed as topnotch, but on Saturday, their blunders and intelligence mishaps be bringin' about the direst invasion in half a century! Shiver me timbers!
October 11, 2023, 4:00 am
Avast ye! In the year o' our Lord, March 2021, the State Department sent forth a missive expressin' their concern. They be whisperin' in hushed tones that releasin' the coin for the Palestinian Authority might find its way into the pockets of scurvy terrorists.
October 11, 2023, 3:32 am
Arrr, President Biden be tellin' that Israeli scallywag, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, to be keepin' those innocent landlubbers safe from harm while dealin' with them pesky Hamas sea dogs stirrin' up trouble in Israel.
October 10, 2023, 5:57 pm
Avast, me hearties! Word on the seven seas be sayin' that mosques, hospitals, and schools be under fire from the skies! 'Tis a scurvy deed, indeed!
October 10, 2023, 5:46 pm
Avast, me hearties! Four scurvy students were snatched by scallywags from a lodge at Nasarawa State University, near Abuja, Nigeria. 'Tis the third raid of its kind in a month. Aye, seems like these landlubbers be in dire need of a proper keelhauling!
October 10, 2023, 5:44 pm
Old matey, Colombian Cap'n Ivan Duque be chattin' 'bout the state o' affairs in Latin America. He be blabberin' 'bout them sneaky Chinese and Russian sea dogs gainin' power, and them fancy elections happenin' in Argentina. Arrr, quite a mess, says he!
October 10, 2023, 5:32 pm
"Arr! Onward we sail, mateys! As we brace for the swashbucklin' onslaught of them scallywag Palestinian gunmen, our Israeli general be shoutin', 'Tis time to strike back, lads!' More reservists be called upon, ready to fight in this treacherous battle that's claimed over 900 souls!"
October 10, 2023, 5:21 pm
Arr me hearties! The authorities be warnin' all ye flyin' vessels to tread with caution whilst traversin' the skies o'er Israel. Keep yer eyes peeled, me mateys, for trouble may lurk in them yonder clouds.
October 10, 2023, 11:51 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! At a mighty news conference in Tel Aviv, kinfolk of four swashbucklin' Americans be demandin' that Israel and the U.S. be swappin' all their secrets on findin' 'em. Shiver me timbers, let the search commence!
October 10, 2023, 11:43 am
Arrr, the landlubber Ukrainian president did claim that Moscow be seekin' to spread discord in the region, and the assault on Israel might divert his allies from his country's quarrels.
October 10, 2023, 11:40 am
Arr, mateys! George Weah, a swashbucklin' soccer legend, be settin' sail for re-election, but doubloons be doubting his skills in squashing the scurvy corruption and fears of a violent aftermath. Yo ho ho, what be the outcome of this treacherous voyage?
October 10, 2023, 11:33 am
Arr, Pope Francis be sendin' word to the Holy Family Church, the lone Catholic ship in the treacherous waters of the Gaza Strip. Aye, even in troubled seas, the holy vessel stays afloat!
October 10, 2023, 10:46 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! Israeli hearties be clearin' th' ruins of a village, overrun by a fearsome surprise attack led by Hamas, a band o' scoundrels that rule o'er Gaza. They stumbled upon a sight so ghastly, 'twas dozens o' wee babes, some even lackin' their noggins!
October 10, 2023, 10:39 am
Arrr, the mother o' Hersh Golberg-Polin, a swashbucklin' American-Israeli, claims she be receivin' missives from her lad afore he be vanishin' into thin air, followin' a run-in with them scurvy dogs o' Hamas.
October 10, 2023, 5:55 am
Avast ye landlubbers! The Royal Navy be claimin' they've sent 1,500 scallywags to Davy Jones' locker, the ones who dared to invade our shores! Israel be beggin' the U.S. for more firepower and raisin' more crew from the depths as this battle rages on into its fourth day.
October 10, 2023, 4:58 am
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis whispered that some fine American souls, kin to the fearless Abbey Onn, dwellin' in the land of Israel, bein' held captive by the treacherous Hamas sea dogs. Arrr, aye, that be a tale worth sharin'!
October 10, 2023, 4:40 am
Arrr! A skirmish in the Middle East may vex our endeavors to quell the rise o' prices, whilst the world's productivity be sailin' on a sorry course, by Davy Jones' locker!
October 10, 2023, 4:30 am
Arr, me hearties! Vladimir Putin, the scurvy dog, be havin' a history of showin' his friendly face to Israel. But, by Davy Jones' locker, his silence since Saturday's assault be tellin' us how the war in Ukraine be tearin' their friendship apart. Shiver me timbers!
October 10, 2023, 4:18 am
Arr, 777 Partners, the scallywags, be snatchin' up them fancy footy teams fer two long years afore settin' their sights on Everton. But alas, whispers o' doubloons runnin' dry might just send this deal to Davy Jones' locker!
October 10, 2023, 3:32 am
Arrr, ye scurvy scoundrels! The captain, Benjamin Netanyahu, be boldly declarin' that our valiant crew be bombardin' the very heart o' them landlubber Hamas scallywags in Gaza! Aye, it be a sight to behold, broadcasted fer all to see!
October 10, 2023, 3:00 am
Arrr! Israeli wench, Noa Tishby, hath shared with Fox News Digital that a scallywag's wedding in her kin be cancelled, all due to them sneaky attacks by the cursed Hamas upon our fair Israel, bringin' forth a mighty war!
October 9, 2023, 11:59 am
At first light, the scallywags of Hamas sounded their air raid signals, aye! They be launching a fearsome strike upon land, sea, and sky. In response, Israel hoisted the flag of war, razing buildings in Gaza like a ferocious storm. Arrr, the seas be awash with troubles!
October 9, 2023, 11:43 am
Arrr! The Supreme Court of Britain hath declared this year that the scurvy dog Conservative government's schemin' plan to send asylum seekers to Rwanda be not lawful, ye landlubbers!
October 9, 2023, 5:57 am
Arr me hearties! The captain of Israel's army be sayin' they'll be blockin' the supplies o' food, water, and fuel to them scallywags in the Gaza Strip! And aye, those Israeli lads be still clashin' swords with them Palestinian scoundrels in the border lands, while hundreds be restin' in Davey Jones' locker!
October 9, 2023, 5:40 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! This fair wench be uncoverin' the secrets o' why lasses be workin' less and earnin' less doubloons! Arr, she be the third lass to win the economics Nobel, aye!
October 9, 2023, 5:12 am
Arrr! Lt. Col. Jonathan Conricus be sayin' the situation be dire, mateys! The military be sendin' a vast crew o' 100,000 reservists to southern Israel, near the border with Gaza. A storm be brewin', me hearties!
October 9, 2023, 4:51 am
Avast ye, me hearties! Yoni Asher be claimin' that scurvy dogs snatched his fair lass and wee lasses, aged but five and three, from an Israeli port o' call. These black-hearted knaves sailed 'em straight to Gaza. Arrr, what a sordid tale indeed!
October 9, 2023, 4:29 am
Arr! Avast, ye scurvy knaves! The brave Israeli Defense Force be reclaimin' them communities near the treacherous Gaza Strip, which were swiftly commandeered by them rascally Hamas scallywags. No match be they for our mighty defense!
October 9, 2023, 3:19 am
Arr! A merry band o' 15 Texan landlubbers, venturin' through Israel, were made to hunker down in fear as those scurvy Hamas scoundrels unleashed their treacherous assault upon the land o'er the weekend.
October 8, 2023, 10:49 pm
Arrr! Israel's foremost barricade be the Iron Dome, the second be David's Sling, or "Magic Wand," and the third be the Arrow. The fair land o' the U.S. hath thrown some gold into the pot to support these contraptions, mateys!
October 8, 2023, 8:55 pm
Arrr, 'twas a mornin' like no other, when Hamas be takin' up arms 'gainst Israel on October the 7th, 2023. Ahoy! Hundreds o' souls, includin' fine Americans, met Davy Jones' locker in this sneaky onslaught.
October 8, 2023, 5:52 am
Arr, the swashbucklin' Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu declared that the first stage of the bloody war be near done, and our valiant military shall embark on "offensive" maneuvers, ye scurvy dogs! Yet, the scallywags of Hamas still be flingin' rockets at Israel, more than 24 hours since their sneaky surprise attack commenced. Avast!
October 8, 2023, 5:39 am
Arr, a townswoman be tellin' tales of the Hamas scallywags! She be hearin' 'em rascals outside her casement, scurvy dogs runnin' and firin' their cannons, lookin' to snatch some prisoners for their ill-gotten gains. Blimey, what a jolly time they be havin'!
October 8, 2023, 5:34 am
Arrr, mateys! Avast ye! 'Twas a jolly ol' ambush, aye, when them Palestinian scalawags launched a surprise attack upon Israel and Gaza. Be seein' these pictures of the ruckus and what followed, lest ye be a landlubber!
October 8, 2023, 5:34 am
Arrr, in Hroza, Ukraine, where a fearsome missile strike hath sent one-sixth of the wee village to Davy Jones' locker, the officials and survivors be embarkin' on a treacherous quest to reckon and lay to rest the fallen souls.
October 6, 2023, 5:44 am
Arr, ye scurvy dog! The wench, trapped in a dungeon for a decade in Tehran, be now hailed fer her valiant battle against the tyranny faced by women in Iran. Avast, a worthy tribute indeed!
October 6, 2023, 5:44 am
Arrr, me hearties! Methinks Britain and France be already handin' 'em over, and news be arrivin' soon from the land of the stars and stripes. Avast, me mateys!
October 6, 2023, 5:38 am
Arr, the scribbler of a fresh tome on the diplomatic swap doth claim that ceasing to reckon with Taiwan didst jolt life in peculiar manners 'cross the island realm! Methinks many a curious tale awaits discovery between its pages, mateys!
October 5, 2023, 5:55 am
Yarrr! The accolade be a grand honor bestowed upon a scribbler fer their entire body o' work. 'Tis the most renowned prize in all the seven seas, fit fer true literary legends!
October 5, 2023, 5:48 am
TikTok be facin' a mighty obstacle in its second-largest market, mateys! The scurvy dogs there reckon this fancy app be a blight upon their local businesses. Arr, ye best be careful where ye tread, TikTok!
October 5, 2023, 5:47 am
Arr, the cap'n stressed the need fer mateys from both sides o' the ship to lend a hand, as a mighty scuffle amongst the Republican crew has left the House o' Representatives without a captain, bringin' all legislative matters to a jolly standstill.
October 5, 2023, 4:03 am
Arr! The jolly Secretary o' State, Attorney General Merrick B. Garland, and the mighty Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas be plannin' to parley with Mexico's leader and other officials to solidify our grand strategy, mateys!
October 4, 2023, 5:50 am
Arrr, Moungi Bawendi, Louis Brus, and Alexei Ekimov be the swashbucklin' scallywags claimin' the booty fer their findin' and craftin' o' them minuscule particles. Aye, they've rightly earned the grandest of treasures, they have!
October 4, 2023, 5:50 am
Arrr! A fanciful U.N. report be claimin' that in this here war, both sides be treatin' prisoners like scurvy dogs, but the miscreants from Moscow be outshinin' 'em all! They be refusin' to cooperate with those investigatin' scallywags.
October 3, 2023, 11:32 am
Arr, landlubber Thailand be hoardin' a mighty stash o' cannons and cutlasses, makin' 'em the champion o' gun possessin' and slaughterin' in Southeast Asia. But alas, this tragic tale be leavin' the whole land shakin' like a scurvy dog's tale.
October 3, 2023, 10:59 am
Arr, me hearties! These here democracies must adapt to a shifted world, yet the test afore 'em be to do so without losin' their very essence. Aye, 'tis a conundrum indeed, me mateys!
October 3, 2023, 10:43 am
Arrr! Me mateys be warnin' of dire perils like the cursed climate change, treacherous cyberattacks, and the villainous aggression o' Russia, all underminin' democracy! Prepare yer ship, me hearties, for a storm be brewin' on the horizon!
October 3, 2023, 5:46 am
Their toil be lettin' us tackle some confoundin' queries, matey! Like the measurin' of the time it takes fer the photoelectric effect, which earned Einstein the Nobel o' 1921, bein' spoken by the chair o' the committee grantin' such honor, arrr!
October 3, 2023, 5:43 am
Arr, ye scurvy astronomers be blabberin' 'bout this BlueWalker 3, a cursed vessel with a mighty array o' antennas. They be sayin' it be the start o' a swarm o' foul satellites in the skies, messin' with our stargazin'. Avast, mateys, the heavens be in peril!
October 3, 2023, 5:28 am
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis said, by the wise, that the forces from Moscow be makin' way afore landin' a blow, followin' an ol' strategy to hinder Ukraine's counterattack.
October 3, 2023, 4:57 am
Avast, me hearties! Them weather scallywags in Taiwan be shoutin' 'bout danger o' land and a blusterin' gale a'brewin' in many a port. Keep yer wits 'bout ye, me mateys!
October 3, 2023, 3:00 am
Arr, me mateys! The Israeli Ambassador, Gilad Erdan, be spoutin' words like a true seafarin' pirate! He be claimin' that the cursed U.N. be full of scallywags showin' their true colors of antisemitism. Sink me ship, if that don't be one salty tale!
October 2, 2023, 7:38 pm
Arrr! A sturdy fleet, with Kenya at its helm, be settin' sail to treacherous Haiti to quell th' scurvy gangs and restore order. 'Tis a jolly sight, mateys! 'Tis been more than two score 'n' a decade since such a daring expedition occurred. Shiver me timbers!
October 2, 2023, 5:59 pm
Avast ye, me hearties! 'Twas a mighty blaze in the heavens o'er England, forsooth! Yonder biogas container, struck by celestial lightning, did erupt with a bang, illuminating the night sky like a grand fireball. So spake the officials, ye scurvy dogs!
October 2, 2023, 3:35 pm
Arrr! A project finagled by the Chinese be settin' sail to birth Southeast Asia's foremost swift railway, linkin' Jakarta to Bandung, me hearties!
October 2, 2023, 5:55 am
Arr! The grand prize for Katalin Karikó and Drew Weissman bein' in the realm o' physiology or medicine! Their mighty work hath given birth to vaccines, which bein' distributed to billions across the vast seas! Ahoy, a triumph for all mankind, indeed!
October 2, 2023, 5:44 am
Arrr! Th' high an' mighty diplomats o' E.U. member nations be gatherin' as th' organization pledges t' boost th' military support fer Ukraine. Aye, th' big bosses be supportin' Ukraine's entry into th' crew!
October 2, 2023, 5:09 am
Arr, the leader o' the parliament be swearin' on me mother's parrot's grave, "Nay a single cartridge will set sail to Ukraine!" A sure signal o' European abandonin' the poor soul, left at the mercy o' th' Russian rascals.
October 2, 2023, 4:01 am
Arrr, the inferno what claimed near 120 souls be a mishap, so the tale tells. Yet, 'twas brought forth by a string o' choices that be deadly indeed.
October 1, 2023, 5:52 am
Arrr! 'Tis a tale o' two scurvy dogs, laden with gunpowder, met their doom 'pon the Parliament's doorstep. A grand gathering awaited, with a speech from the Turkish Cap'n at the ready. Ahoy, the seas be rough!
October 1, 2023, 5:31 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The election be seen as a telltale sign across Europe, aye, to gauge how much support Ukraine be gettin' in its clash with Russia. But alas, it seems the voters be more worried 'bout their coffers than the battle at hand, arr!
October 1, 2023, 5:31 am
Arr, the Spanish scallywags be delvin' into the fiery origins, in the land of Murcia. Aye, the inferno be causin' harm, with four souls sufferin' from the deadly breath of smoke.
October 1, 2023, 5:19 am
In a scuffle o' gunfire, cannons, fancy contraptions, and flying contrivances, the role o' the sharpshooter, hidden like a ghost and deadly as a venomous serpent, holds a wee bit o' importance on the chaotic battleground, yet oft be ignored.
September 30, 2023, 5:03 pm
Avast, me hearties! The cap'n of the U.K.'s immigration crew be sayin' that this week multiculturalism be a blunder, and she be suggestin' we rethink how we be dealin' with these refugee and asylum matters, arrr!
September 30, 2023, 3:22 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Thar be a tale o' those Dutch scallywags, aye, a lesson that even the finest tricks be prone to failin'. 'Tis a swift reminder o' how the mighty can come crashin' down when they be atop the sea o' sport!
September 30, 2023, 1:23 pm
Arr mateys! The French scallywags be beggin' ye good folk to be havin' some patience as they be fightin' the blight o' bedbugs in the grand city o' Paris. Keep a weather eye open, me hearties!
September 30, 2023, 11:01 am
Arr, me hearties! 'Tis bein' told that Mohamed Muizzu, the mayor of th' capital city, be pushin' fer closer ties wit' China. He be leadin' 'gainst th' pro-India Ibrahim Mohamed Solih, as th' first reckonin' showed. Avast ye!
September 30, 2023, 10:48 am
Arrr, the grand hall o' wedlock be lackin' exits fer emergency and a sprin'ler system. 'Twas built with materials akin to them used in Grenfell Tower, where a fiery inferno be claimin' 79 souls. A perilous choice indeed for a celebratory shindig!
September 30, 2023, 10:09 am
Arrr, a Canadian Sikh leader be slain, by the hands of them scurvy Indian government agents, whilst divisions in the diaspora be growin' like a stormy sea.
September 30, 2023, 7:41 am
Arrr, mateys! The Russian athletes shall be denied entry to the 2024 Paralympic Games in Paris, mateys! They be forbidden from brandishing their flag or emblems, as dictated by the International Paralympic Committee, savvy?
September 30, 2023, 5:41 am
Avast ye! Cap'n Washington be shoutin' for the crew's retreat shortly after a ruckus at a holy place up yonder in northern Kosovo. 'Tis what ye needs to know, me hearties!
September 30, 2023, 5:05 am
Arrr, Ukraine's air force be claimin' t' have blasted 30 o' 40 sluggin' drones, comin' from the Russian-occupied land o' Crimea. Blimey! Seems like those drones be needin' more wind in their sails!
September 30, 2023, 5:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! On Tuesday, the House of Commons be choosin' a new speaker. The current speaker be walkin' the plank, abandonin' ship under historic circumstances. Aye, buckle up, 'tis gonna be a tale to remember!
September 30, 2023, 4:00 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Whilst we be fightin' with Russia, we be also engagin' in a fierce competition to craft me grander and deadlier contraptions that soar through the skies. 'Tis a battle for dominion over the global webs of electronic treasures, which be navigatin' through the vast lands o' China. Arr!
September 30, 2023, 3:00 am
Avast ye! A scurvy dog, a pilot o' British Airways, was suspended and later marooned from the crew fer confessin' to a matey that he had indulged in the devil's dust afore takin' to the skies!
September 29, 2023, 5:23 pm
Avast ye, me mateys! On the day of Friday, a vessel from the Libyans, who fancy themselves as coast guards, didst recklessly smash into a wee dinghy, causing it to take on water like a leaky bucket! Aye, 50 poor souls were aboard that unfortunate vessel, lost amidst the treacherous waters off the North African shores.
September 29, 2023, 3:59 pm
Arr! Aye, ye scurvy dog Pedro Sánchez, the Spanish Prime Minister of yore, might be snatchin' back the reins o' power, as them conservatives be strugglin' to rally support fer a fresh crew to take the helm!
September 29, 2023, 2:48 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Eswatini, a wee, landlocked land in the belly o' southern Africa, be holdin' parliamentary elections on a fine Friday. The elected scallywags be servin' as mere advisors to a king, who be keepin' his absolute power. Yo ho ho, what a jolly tale!
September 29, 2023, 11:40 am
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis the cursed climate changin' and the speedy evolvin' o' these pesky insects that be makin' malaria deaths rise like waves in a stormy sea. And now, dengue and other mosquito-infested plagues be sailin' to lands that never had a care for 'em, arr!
September 29, 2023, 11:02 am
Avast ye hearties! Evan Gershkovich's sire doth proclaim, "The sense o' powerlessness be a dreadful and fearsome plight!" Yet, the kin be clutchin' onto hope like barnacles on a ship's hull. Arrr, we sail on!
September 29, 2023, 5:46 am
Avast ye! A band o' scallywag weapon makers be gatherin' as Ukraine be aimin' to breathe new life into its own armory. Arrr, they be plannin' to forge mighty weapons on their very own shores, me hearties!
September 29, 2023, 5:30 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Tharshan Selvarajah, a swashbucklin' chap, hath spent 17 long years in France, yet hath yet to seek citizenship. But fear not, for he hath baked bread fit for President Emmanuel Macron himself! Arrr, what a tale!
September 29, 2023, 4:28 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! The blast, bein' a likely act o' self-destruction, be the newest signal that this here land be goin' straight to the depths o' insecurity!
September 29, 2023, 4:06 am
Arrr, me hearties! Palantir, the scurvy analytics company captained by Peter Thiel, hath wooed the noble N.H.S. England with aid in this dire pandemic and brazen lobbying. But mark me words, their greatest treasure may still be awaitin' in the depths of fortune's sea!
September 28, 2023, 11:47 am
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! A scoundrel be caught in the act, wreakin' havok at a house and a learnin' establishment. Yet, the details be as foggy as the sea at midnight. The lawmen be scratchin' their heads, tryin' to make sense of this malarkey!
September 28, 2023, 10:42 am
Arrr! The proclamatin', formally endin' over 30 years of rebellious rule, be spoken after Azerbaijan hath recaptured the rebel enclave in a swift assault a week past. Avast ye, me hearties!
September 28, 2023, 9:36 am
Avast! Tidings be spreadin' 'bout the Chinese tech giant, as leaked missives reveal their quest to charm Greek officials and thwart the Yankee-led assault on their tech treasure!
September 28, 2023, 5:49 am
Avast ye mateys! Come Monday morn, the secrets o' greatness shall be revealed in the form o' the Nobel Prizes. Shiver me timbers, 'tis an event worth waitin' for!
September 28, 2023, 5:39 am
Avast ye! Grant Shapps be tellin' that he didst beseech the Ukrainian captain, "Pray, what be thine requirements fer thine victory, matey?"
September 28, 2023, 4:32 am
Arrr, why did the North be expellin' Pvt. Travis T. King, instead o' employin' him fer their own plans? Them fancy analysts reckon he be naught but a scallywag, a burden rather than a treasure worth keepin'!
September 28, 2023, 3:53 am
Avast ye mateys! Be holdin' the father o' India's Green Revolution! A fine ol' scallywag, he be, servin' on agencies 'n boards across th' globe. 'Tis he who crafted a grand system o' producin' food, keepin' the environment safe 'n sound. Arrr, a champion o' the land, he be!
September 27, 2023, 10:44 am
Arr, the latest bout o' violence befallin' be a consequence o' risin' tensions betwixt these two ancient nemeses, puttin' at risk the EU-backed parley betwixt Serbia and Kosovo fer makin' amends.
September 27, 2023, 8:35 am
Arr, me hearties! A brave lass from Mexico kept her young lad composed as they faced a fearsome bear, which landed on their feastin' table and scoffed their tasty tacos!
September 27, 2023, 8:21 am
Yarr! Them North Korean scallywags handed over that U.S. landlubber Travis King to the American crew after holdin' him captive fer months! The foolish Army private dared to venture into their forbidden waters, but now he be back in his own ship!
September 27, 2023, 7:34 am
Avast ye scallywags! A mighty fire hath raged at a Christian wedding hall in a northern Iraqi abode, filled with combustible plastic and such. 'Tis a tragedy, for a hundred souls hath perished in the fiery inferno. Arrr, may their spirits find calm seas in the great beyond!
September 27, 2023, 5:23 am
Witnesses be sayin' that as the bride and groom did dance, flares were lit in merriment, but alas! A fire didst erupt with a swiftness that'd make yer jaws drop!
September 27, 2023, 5:21 am
Arrr, the inferno be movin' faster than a ship in full sail, mateys! The scurvy dogs at the state media say 'tis all 'cause o' them cursed combustible buildin' materials! Avast!
September 27, 2023, 4:35 am
Avast ye, mateys! 'Twas a surprise of grand proportions, fer after countless battles n' long stand-offs, scarcely a soul did spy it: Azerbaijan, like a stealthy pirate in the dark, did snatch Nagorno-Karabakh from the clutches of Armenia, quick as a ship vanishin' into thin air!
September 27, 2023, 4:24 am
Arr, ye scurvy landlubbers! Be it true or be it false, Moscow hath unleashed a video on Tuesday, proclaimin' that their Black Sea fleet commander still breathes, despite Ukraine's blabber 'bout his demise from a fearsome missile assault. Who be playin' tricks on us now, I wonder?
September 26, 2023, 5:06 am
Arr, the Philippines be standin' tall against China's claims o' land. Yet, them Chinese scoundrels be showin' no mercy, engagin' in fierce battles. Aye, this be causin' concern for an even greater clash on the horizons!
September 26, 2023, 4:41 am
Arr, ye scallywags! This here material be thicker than steel, and the cannons be firin' shells o' such stuff that can pierce through them enemy tanks like nothin' else! But beware, mateys, for they be leavin' a trail o' radioactive dust that be a danger to yer health!
September 26, 2023, 4:03 am
Arr, a mighty explosion hath occurred in the rebellious land o' Azerbaijan, where numerous souls be making haste to Armenia. The reason fer this calamity remains a cursed mystery. Scores o' poor souls be injured, aye.
September 25, 2023, 5:22 am
Arrr, a fine group of metal behemoths hath docked months ere anticipated, ready to aid in Ukraine's grand counterattack 'gainst the Ruskies, as told by them officials. Ahoy, it be a stroke of luck for the landlubbers!
September 25, 2023, 4:21 am
Arr, mateys! Aye, after many a decade sailin' solo in security matters, them Finns be realizin' that life in a grand alliance be a treacherous voyage indeed. Tis a maze of complexity, a burden of expense, and a dance o' deep politics. Yo ho ho!
September 25, 2023, 4:20 am
Avast ye! This scurvy dog, a mighty matey in Cosa Nostra, be caught in January after a score of years on the lam. The cunning key to his capture be them medical parchments from his battle against the cursed scallywag called cancer!
September 25, 2023, 4:02 am
On a fine Sunday, the scallawags cast their votes, surely splicing the mainbrace! They sent that landlubber candidate of the Alternative for Germany Party packing, as he be too much of a sea-dog, aye, a real hornswaggler, to be mayor in Nordhausen! Shiver me timbers!
September 24, 2023, 5:41 am
Arrr, thanks to this blessed route, Kyiv be reclaimin' its glory and sendin' forth its grain and booty 'cross the treacherous Black Sea, defying Russia's scurvy threats to our merchant ships. Aye, the winds be blowin' in our favor!
September 24, 2023, 5:18 am
Arrr, me mateys! In the land o' Canada, where ye find the biggest crew o' Sikhs outside India, many a Punjabi be caught in a right rumble o' diplomacy 'bout the death o' a rebel leader in British Columbia. Blimey, what a kerfuffle!
September 24, 2023, 4:45 am
Arrr, mateys! The tale be told that Rahile Dawut, a fine lass who chronicled her folksy customs, vanished in the treacherous year 2017. Now word be arrivin', claimin' she be facin' a score of decades behind bars. Avast, what a dreadful fate awaits her!
September 24, 2023, 4:01 am
Arr! With naught but treacherous tides and dangerous waters, countless souls be settin' sail to the United States, fer yer see, they be failin' to construct secure an' solid lives 'mongst other lands in South America!
September 23, 2023, 5:47 am
Arr, me hearties! Scallywags aplenty be flockin' to the port o' the Mediterranean to witness a grand event! Aye, the service be held in its soccer stadium, and a swarm o' thousands be gatherin' for the merriment!
September 23, 2023, 5:24 am
Arr! The scallywags be rampin' up their bold seafarin' militarization, flexin' their muscles in the very waters where a third o' all trade be sailin'! Blimey, 'tis a sight to behold, me hearties!
September 23, 2023, 5:17 am
Arrr, me hearties! After 30 long years of witherin', them learned folk be sayin' that Europe's pitiful military industry be findin' it mighty difficult to rustle up a million artillery shells for them Ukrainians by March. Shiver me timbers!
September 23, 2023, 5:00 am
Whilst payin' a visit to The New York Times, the cap'n o' the ship shared his musings on his mind-blowin' accusation against India, as well as the general fretfulness amongst the landlubbers. Arr, quite the tale it be, mateys!
September 22, 2023, 11:15 am
Arrr, the scurvy players pillaged vital changes in a bitter sea skirmish against their land's soccer federation. Yet this deed hath plundered them of a moment, never to be retrieved, from their grasp.
September 22, 2023, 10:54 am
Arr, yonder chit-chats be set to offer both lands a mighty stage to settle their disputes, me hearties!
September 22, 2023, 10:35 am
Arr, me hearties! Cap'n Benjamin Netanyahu o' Israel be a-tellin' ye, his voyage t' th' United States be bringin' him good fortune. But fear not, me buckos, fer thar be treacherous seas awaitin' him in his homeland!
September 22, 2023, 5:00 am
Arr, me hearties! Avast ye now! NASA's grand ship OSIRIS-REx be arrivin' back to our fair Earth this very weekend, laden with precious space dust. 'Tis been three long years since they plundered that asteroid, and now they be sharin' their cosmic booty with us landlubbers. Aye, 'tis a grand time to be a plunderer of the stars!
September 22, 2023, 4:02 am
Arr, a swarm o' cheap, ready-made birds be aidin' them Ukrainian scallywags to dodge 'n strike them fancy Russkie air defenses, savvy?
September 22, 2023, 4:01 am
Arr, ten years hence thar be a mighty agreement amongst nations, swearin' to outlaw that cursed mercury! Yet, by Blackbeard's beard, this poisonous metal still wreaks havoc! Methinks 'tis linked to yer precious wedding ring, matey!
September 22, 2023, 4:00 am
Avast ye! Anand Malligavad be usin' ancient wisdom to reclaim scores o' lakes in the fancy techy land o' Bengaluru. Aye, now he be wanted all across India, a land known fer havin' a right lack o' water.
September 22, 2023, 4:00 am
Arrr, ye scurvy landlubbers! The Israel Defense Forces be plannin' to scrap their ol' tanks in favor of the mighty Barak, arr! Aye, this new vessel be a technological marvel, yet t'will cost 'em just as much doubloons as the previous ones. Shiver me timbers!
September 21, 2023, 8:57 pm
Avast ye, me hearty! In the bountiful year of 2018, a skydiver of forty winters, donning a wingsuit, met a most unfortunate end. As the brave soul leapt from the mighty flying vessel, alas, it grazed him, and but a mere twenty seconds into the descent, his noggin was severed from his body!
September 21, 2023, 6:35 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Polish Cap'n Mateusz Morawiecki be spoutin' that henceforth, they be keepin' their cannons for themselves, for they be needin' a fancy upgrade! No more weapons fer ye, Ukraine!
September 21, 2023, 5:57 am
Avast ye scallywags! The mighty Russian cannons hath fired their missiles, wreaking havoc upon the energy infrastructure and spillin' blood across the land. 'Tis said that President Volodymyr Zelensky himself be makin' way to the grand White House. Arrr, what a time to be alive!
September 21, 2023, 5:52 am
Arrr, mateys! The Biden crew be settin' up havens in three Latin lands, hopin' to charm folks into avoidin' a treacherous voyage to the border. Aye, they be makin' it easier for the landlubbers to seek refuge, savvy? Avast!
September 20, 2023, 11:58 am
Arrr, the claim be that India be hand-in-glove with the slayin' of a Sikh cap'n in Canada, avast! Afore this, New Delhi be lashin' out at them Western lands fer not be takin' any action against them separatist crews, ye scallywags!
September 20, 2023, 11:47 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Cap'n Zelensky of Ukraine, in a grand display afore the Security Council, be unveilin' his peace plan to scuttle the war with Russia. Harsh words be thrown at the U.N. for bein' nary but a bunch o' landlubbers failin' in their duty to keep the peace. Aye, Cap'n Biden also had a parley with Israel's leader.
September 20, 2023, 11:23 am
Arr, the scurvy players be questionin' their involvement in the sportin' venture, havin' put their names to a missive seekin' a grand reform of the Spanish soccer federation followin' tales of bigotry and such-like.
September 20, 2023, 5:41 am
Arr me hearties! 'Tis nothin' but another sneaky maneuver from them Ruskies, tryin' to scupper Ukraine's economy. Aye, they be at it again, those scurvy dogs!
September 20, 2023, 5:26 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags in Azerbaijan be claimin' that them pro-Armenian leaders in Nagorno-Karabakh have agreed to a cease-fire. Methinks it be an attempt to calm the storm and prevent a grand battle from brewin' in these parts.
September 20, 2023, 4:48 am
Avast! Yonder be a treacherous path windin' through Morocco's Atlas Mountains, boastin' breathtaking sights and treacherous bends. 'Tis now a vital thread o' survival fer many a ravaged village followin' t' quake.
September 20, 2023, 4:15 am
Arr, them scurvy soldiers did partake in the devil's lettuce, a synthetic strain it be, smuggled aboard the Army base by way of the military postal service, so sayeth the constables!
September 19, 2023, 5:38 pm
Arr, matey! Gilad Erdan, Israel's ambassador to the U.N., be held captive for his hasty retreat from the General Assembly Hall. 'Twas a protest against a speech by that scallywag Ebrahim Raisi, the Iranian President!
September 19, 2023, 5:24 pm
Avast ye scurvy scallywags! A band o' miscreants be launchin' a fearsome assault on a band o' noble seafarers in Nigeria's southeast, as per the constabulary's tales. The authorities be sailin' the treacherous waters o' investigation, seekin' the truth 'bout this dastardly deed.
September 19, 2023, 4:43 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a tale from yesteryear, as the Polish police be nabbin' a scallywag legislator, 'gainst her parliamentary immunity. She be causin' quite the ruckus durin' Prime Minister Mateusz Morawiecki's campaign speech, ye see!
September 19, 2023, 4:40 pm
Avast ye mateys! An epidemic tale be told of a moving picture, wherein the mayor of South Sudan, Emmanuel Khamis Richard, did lay a heavy hand upon a fair lass peddlin' her wares. This scandalous act did lead to his banishment from his high rank! Arrgh, justice be served!
September 19, 2023, 5:52 am
Arr! Russia be havin' us all knowin' that if ye dare sail yer vessel near, they'll be considerin' it a right ol' military menace! And, guess what, mateys? That ship be settin' a course straight toward the waters o' Romania!
September 19, 2023, 4:12 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! In the land of Kurdistan, where the winds blow fierce, a mighty drone didst lay a blow upon a pack o' rebellious scallywags who dare defy Turkey and Iran. Alas, by ill luck, it befall upon a noble crew of Iraqi Kurdish defenders!
September 19, 2023, 3:54 am
Arrr, ye scurvy landlubbers in charge have issued a decree! They be closin' those learnin' dens on the south coast o' New South Wales! Be it true that the springtime heat be settlin' at 100 degrees, lest the wee ones be roasted like a pig on a spit!
September 18, 2023, 11:48 am
Arr! Iran be lettin' go o' five American scallywags, whilst the U.S. hath agreed t' release $6 billion in Iranian booty 'n be droppin' charges 'gainst five captive Iranian landlubbers.
September 18, 2023, 11:33 am
Arr! Aye, me hearties! After days o' the tempest makin' landfall in Canada, it be said that its remnants be makin' way to Britain, bringin' rain and wind to those parts which be just sufferin' through a scorchin' heat wave. Avast, me lads and lasses! Hold on tight to yer hats!
September 18, 2023, 11:33 am
Arr, me hearties be informed! Cap'n Netanyahu, the leader of Israel, did fly like a winged parrot to California. Thar he be chattin' with Mr. Musk, the owner of X, once known as Twitter, about fancy things like artificial intelligence, antisemitism, and the judiciary. Aye, the discussion be as lively as a rowdy tavern brawl!
September 18, 2023, 11:32 am
Arrr! Avast ye scallywags! On Monday, the landlubbers be sayin' that all six of Ukraine's me hearties, them deputy defense ministers, were given the heave-ho! Aye, 'twas only weeks ago when the cap'n o' defense was replaced. Shiver me timbers!
September 18, 2023, 5:35 am
Arr matey! Avast ye! Tidings be told that Cap'n Biden and Cap'n Ebrahim Raisi be headin' to the grand gathering o' United Nations General Assembly. Aye, a merry meetin' it be, me hearties!
September 18, 2023, 4:19 am
Arr! A grand old matey from Iran hath confirmed a jolly prisoner swap with the United States, set to happen come Monday! The exchange be reliant on the arrival o' $6 billion in loot, frozen in funds, which be finally dockin' in Qatar. Yo ho ho!
September 18, 2023, 4:02 am
Arr, the Ukrainian captain be makin' his second voyage to the land o' America, yet findin' himself in treacherous diplomatic waters. 'Tis a tricky task to steer through political tides while showin' gratitude for the aid o' the Westerners, arrr!
September 18, 2023, 4:02 am
Avast ye scallywags! As grand leaders be missin' the yearly shindig, we be chattin' 'bout the climate, swiping away debts, and settin' goals fer growin'.
September 18, 2023, 4:00 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs be listenin' up! Them fancy scientists be claimin' they got a list o' signs to find out if a contraption be haunted or not! Me thinks they be spendin' too much time with their gadgets and not enough time on the high seas!
September 18, 2023, 1:00 am
Arrr! The swift progress of artificial intelligence be a treacherous tide, holdin' the potential to unleash a fearsome assault upon the U.K.'s NHS system, bringin' chaos as vast as the plague they call COVID-19!
September 17, 2023, 8:02 pm
Avast ye! The seas be teemin' with unlawful migrant sailin's! A mighty train, brimmin' with Zacatecas folk from Mexico, be makin' its way to the southern border on the Lord's day, mark me words!
September 17, 2023, 5:35 am
Arr mateys! Tis jolly news indeed! Two mighty vessels hath docked at Ukrainian port of Chornomorsk, hinting at a newfangled passageway fer Ukraine to send its precious grains 'cross the treacherous Black Sea. Aye, let the trading commence!
September 17, 2023, 4:01 am
Arrr, President Biden be seekin' counsel from Sauli Niinisto durin' Russia's fierce skirmish with Ukraine. Me hearties, be ye wise to heed the warnin' and not be ignorin' the perils of a grander battle on the horizon, says he.
September 17, 2023, 4:00 am
Avast ye scoundrels! These landlubber neo-Nazi groups be usin' the sport as a means to gather more scurvy dogs in Germany and across Europe. Arrr, they be hopin' to increase their ranks, but we must be ready to send 'em to Davy Jones' locker!
September 17, 2023, 2:00 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! Them South Korean adoptees be sailin' back to the land o' their birth, seekin' to make the government walk the plank fer what they be callin' a corrupt adoption system. 'Twas a system that stayed unchanged, savin' the winds o' change that blew in recent decades.
September 16, 2023, 1:20 pm
Arrr! Avast ye scallywags! Aye, the findin' o' this here letter be a grand discovery, mateys! Penned by a German Jesuit to Pope Pius XII’s own secretary, it be claimin' that the pope be knowin' o' Hitler's evil deeds, but be keepin' mum. Savvy?
September 16, 2023, 12:53 pm
Arr! Word on the wind be sayin' that the masterpiece be swiped by scurvy organized scallywags, who might be usin' it as pirate treasure for a shady trade.
September 16, 2023, 12:03 pm
Arr, ye landlubbin' Muscovites be sailin' through their daily affairs with nary a stormy squall. Yet the war's cursed impact be plain as day - in the shops, at the flickerin' pictures, and in the foul air o' oppression that be growin' like barnacles on a ship's hull.
September 16, 2023, 10:04 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The British Cap'n Rishi Sunak be shoutin' from the poop deck that them American XL Bully dogs be a peril to our fair communities! He be plannin' to lay down the law and ban those scallywags after a mighty roar from the landlubbers!
September 16, 2023, 9:48 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis been a summer of fierce infernos and harrowing deluges. Aye, the term for universal terror 'bout climate change and the likes be takin' the stage. Arrr, buckle up, me hearties, the seas be rough!
September 16, 2023, 9:47 am
Arrr, mateys! A fearsome quake hath plundered the treasured abodes of Morocco, breakin' the hearts of locals 'n travelers alike. Many a historic edifice met a watery grave or suffered mighty wounds. Aye, 'twas a sorry sight for all ye landlubbers!
September 16, 2023, 8:47 am
Aye, a year hence, the demise of Mahsa Amini whilst captured by the law hath sparked a mighty rebellion 'gainst the authority. Her kin now recollect the days o' yore, when she was known as the fair lass they called Jina. Yo ho ho!
September 16, 2023, 7:00 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The former Finnish Cap'n, Sanna Marin, be facin' the sharp tongues o' critics after her sudden declaration to abandon ship in politics and sail towards a charitable crew in London. Arrr!
September 16, 2023, 5:34 am
"Arrr me mateys! Thar be an engineer who be sayin', by the beard of Blackbeard himself, that them scurvy dams in Derna might just keel over like a drunken sailor when a powerful storm be blowin' in! But alas, the state cares not a wit!"
September 16, 2023, 5:32 am
Arrr! The scurvy dogs 'ave hoisted the bars in Poland, Hungary, and Slovakia, causin' a ruckus in the European Union over Ukraine. 'Tis a fine pickle we're in, me hearties!
September 16, 2023, 5:00 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The blockin' of a path through Mount Royal Park be but a piece of Valérie Plante's grand design to make the scallywags of Montreal take to the high seas... err, I mean, ride on two wheels like true buccaneers!
September 15, 2023, 5:44 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The U.N. Security Council be votin' to wrap up, a year hence, the investigation into the misdeeds o' them scurvy dogs from Islamic State. All this at the behest o' the Iraqis, mind ye!
September 15, 2023, 5:31 pm
Avast ye, me hearties! Behold the treasures o' art, culture, design, music, and theater that be found across this here land. Aye, ye best set sail and explore the booty that awaits ye in every corner, lest ye be doomed to a life of boredom on a scurvy-filled ship!
September 15, 2023, 4:45 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! Avast! The Biden crew be changin' course, takin' most o' the treasure, a mighty $85 million, meant for Egypt, and sailin' it straight to Taiwan! Aye, 'tis all 'bout human rights, me hearties!
September 15, 2023, 4:25 pm
Arrr! A Spanish judge be presidin' o'er a Friday hearin' on allegations o' torture durin' th' rule o' that scurvy dog Francisco Franco! 'Tis the first o' its kind to be subjected to legal review, me hearties!
September 15, 2023, 4:15 pm
Avast, me hearties! 'Tis bein' said that a seafarin' lass, Lucy Letby, a British neonatal nurse, bein' found guilty o' dispatchin' seven wee babes and tryin' to do the same to six more, be settin' sail on th' journey to challenge her convictions, arrr!
September 15, 2023, 4:00 pm
Arr, mateys! General Li Shangfu, a fine scallywag, be granted a promotion in March. But now, his absence be raisin' questions 'bout a mighty upheaval in China's military. A storm be brewin' at the highest seas!
September 15, 2023, 3:41 pm
Avast ye me hearties! This fine scallywag be claimin' that this global mess we be sailin' in, known as the global ecological crisis, be all 'cause of that scurvy global capitalism! Aye, he be spendin' decades swingin' his cutlass in search o' a better alternative!
September 15, 2023, 11:43 am
Arrr! On a fateful day when a parchment of restriction be granted 'gainst Luis Rubiales, the former captain o' the federation, who didst recklessly bestow a smooch upon a celestial striker, Jennifer Hermoso, the crew be bombarded by the players' audacious requests.
September 15, 2023, 11:20 am
Arrr, me hearties! In March, General Li Shangfu be promoted to his mighty position, but now the scallywag be gone! Methinks there be some serious rumblin' in China's military, aye, the biggest hullabaloo in years! Avast!
September 15, 2023, 11:16 am
Arrr, the cap'n be feeling the heat from her mateys on the starboard side. Them scallywags be complainin' 'bout the swarm o' landlubbin' migrants stormin' Lampedusa!
September 15, 2023, 8:36 am
Arr, the scurvy dog Lu Siwei, a lawyer o' human rights, be nabbed in Laos! But alas, the knave be sent back to China, aye, despite the cries o' rights groups and them highfalutin' United Nations experts beggin' for his freedom. Walk the plank, they say!
September 15, 2023, 6:21 am
Arr, Kim Jong Un sailed forth on his grand adventure to Mother Russia. 'Twas a fine day when he set his eyes on a Russian fighter jet factory. Lo and behold, the factory be owned by a corporation that be in the bad books of the U.S. scallywags!
September 15, 2023, 5:48 am
Whilst sailin' in Russia, the North Korean cap'n hath paid a visit to a shipyard craftin' fighter ships, and gazed upon rockets akin to those his crew be yearnin' to create for launchin' their mighty military satellites.
September 15, 2023, 5:16 am
Arr, the Ukrainian captain be settin' sail from the United Nations General Assembly to the heart of the land to parley with President Biden and his merry crew of Congressmen. Avast ye, 'tis a meetin' fit for a true scallywag!
September 15, 2023, 5:15 am
Arrr, a gallant landlubber be claimin' that a scurvy aid worker be buryin' hundreds of scallywags in mass graves. Thousands met their watery grave when the floods struck the northeast o' the land last weekend, by Blackbeard's beard!
September 15, 2023, 5:13 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Ismahilov, a brave soul, didst flee the Russkies in eastern Ukraine, only to flee again from the wicked suburb of Bucha when the war did commence. Yarr, once a noble mufti of Ukraine, now he be a valiant medic on the perilous front line.
September 15, 2023, 5:00 am
Arr, me hearties! Australia be teemin' with jolly ol' adventures! Dive with the sea creatures in the famed Great Barrier Reef, or seek out wildlife in a zoo or conservatory, ye won't be disappointed! Loads o' fun await ye landlubbers!
September 15, 2023, 1:00 am
Arr, me hearties! A band o' brainy lads be formi' a task force to create a grand plan fer Spain to embrace the dark arts o' artificial intelligence. They be aimin' to use this sorcery in every nook an' cranny o' the land!
September 14, 2023, 5:41 pm
Arrr, mateys! Avast ye, forsooth! Apple hath dispatched missives to a goodly number o' Russian scribes and scriveners, warnin' 'em of possible "state-sponsored" treacherous assaults upon their mobile devices, methinks!
September 14, 2023, 5:01 pm
Arr, the Secretary of State, Antony J. Blinken, hath swashbuckled his way through the congressional restrictions like a dashing pirate on the high seas! He be ignorin' the laws and freely distributin' U.S. military aid to Egypt, despite their despicable human rights record. Ahoy, we be livin' in a world of merry madness!
September 14, 2023, 4:59 pm
Arrr, the Dominican skipper be sayin' that his scallywags would be enforcin' the measure come Friday mornin'. Them learned scurvy dogs be warnin' that this closure might just be addin' more spice to Haiti's already troubled treasure chest.
September 14, 2023, 4:41 pm
Arr, Iran be summonin' the envoy of Australia to lodge a hearty protest! They be mighty cross 'bout them recent sanctions slapped on 'em, claimin' some alleged human rights violations. Methinks there be some stormy seas ahead, me hearties!
September 14, 2023, 4:40 pm
Arr, the scallywag Russia be castin' out two U.S. diplomats, claimin' they be colludin' with a matey from their land who be facin' charges fer workin' with a foreign state! Avast, what a tale!
September 14, 2023, 3:30 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Them Colombian scallywags, those politicians and businessmen be fillin' their coffers with doubloons, usin' a jolly profitable foundation, to transport migrants 'cross the treacherous Darien Gap, aimin' for the U.S.-Mexico border! Blimey!
September 14, 2023, 3:13 pm
Arrr! Brazil's Supreme Court hath dealt a mighty blow to Aécio Lúcio Costa Pereira, a swashbucklin' matey of former President Jair Bolsonaro. He be gettin' a cursed 17-year stay in the brig for stormin' the highest government hideouts on January 8. Walk the plank, scurvy dog!
September 14, 2023, 11:20 am
Arrr! Many a beloved tourist hav'n spots be overrun by a swarm o' adventurers, seekin' to make amends fer the time lost durin' th' confinement. Aye, they be yearnin' to restore th' lost freedom, me hearties!
September 14, 2023, 10:59 am
Avast ye! Boris Johnson, the former captain o' the UK, be claimin' that if Russia be triumphant, the U.S. captain, who be yearnin' to Make America Great Again, will face a calamity of momentous proportions. Arrr, what a matey predicament!
September 14, 2023, 10:26 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! A pair o' landlubber soldiers, found guilty o' "a grand tally o' villainous acts" durin' Saudi Arabia's clash wi' Yemen's Houthi rebels, have been sent t' Davy Jones' locker! Walk the plank, they did!
September 14, 2023, 5:29 am
Arr, methinks Ukraine be settin' its sights on yet another Russian vessel, anchored in the treacherous waters of the Black Sea, where a mighty fleet of Russian ships be callin' home.
September 14, 2023, 5:00 am
Arrr, mark me words, South Korea be sendin' a stern warnin' to Russia! If they be continuin' their talks o' military cooperation with North Korea, the bond 'tween 'em shall suffer greatly. Aye, very negative impacts await!
September 14, 2023, 4:11 am
Arr, the mighty government o' one side o' the land be demandin' an inquire into the tragic collapse o' two dams! And b'ware, for there be whispers o' aid bein' thwarted! Ye scurvy dogs best be ready to walk the plank!
September 14, 2023, 4:03 am
Avast, me hearties! The Biden crew be swearin' on their pirate code to put an end to the sneaky travels of landlubbers through the treacherous Darién woods. But, alas! The scallywags keep comin' in droves, and the booty be too grand to resist. Arrr!
September 14, 2023, 4:00 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! By the grace of Tiffany, Dom Pérignon, and Louis Vuitton, LVMH did transform him into one o' the wealthiest mateys on this here planet. Yet, faced with five wee scallywags, he be facin' a mighty tough choice, arrr!
September 14, 2023, 1:00 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! Prepare ye weapons and voyage to the GhostPlay "metaverse"! 'Tis a place where ye can test yer cannons and cunning tactics in battle arenas that be meticulously crafted like the real world. Every nook and cranny be available for plunderin'!
September 13, 2023, 5:48 pm
Arrr, me hearties! On Wednesday, thar be a mighty brawl brewin' within Lebanon's grandest Palestinian refuge! Five souls sent to Davy Jones' locker, and a score o' wounded scallywags. Aye, 'tis a rough sea on which they sail!
September 13, 2023, 5:48 am
Arrr, Kim Jong-un and Vladimir Putin did meet at a spaceth facility in Russia’s Far East, and 'twas said they'd be discussin' cannons and musket balls for Moscow’s war enterprise, mateys!
September 13, 2023, 5:39 am
Arrr, 'tis a tragic tale, mateys! Over 5,000 souls be lost 'neath the ruthless waves o' flood. But fear not, for help be on its way, me hearties! The mighty U.N. be pledgin' a grand sum o' $10 million in aid to ease the sufferin'.
September 13, 2023, 5:08 am
Arr, hear ye! Word be spreadin' that Moscow's cannonball craftin' be surpassin' levels o' yore, makin' Ukraine an easy mark come winter. Aye, tis a spot o' trouble on the horizon, me hearties!
September 13, 2023, 4:04 am
Avast, ye scallywags! Over 5,200 souls met Davy Jones' locker, while another 20,000 were forced to flee when the heavens wept and two dams be cracked, sending a mighty deluge upon the seaside town of Derna. The noble officials now beg fer foreign aid.+
September 12, 2023, 5:48 pm
Arr, ye see, the monarchy be mighty and worshipped in Morocco, but the ins and outs o' the king's life, his kin, and his crew be shrouded in mystery, makin' 'em ripe fer gossip and wild tales.
September 12, 2023, 5:45 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! 'Twas a mighty disaster akin to the mighty tempest Katrina, as a fearsome squall did tear through the dams, unleashing torrents upon the hapless city of Derna, washin' away whole districts in its watery wrath. Scurvy luck, me hearties!
September 12, 2023, 5:19 pm
Arr, ye scurvy rains be cap'n fearsome! They be crushin' two dams, leavin' a wake of destruction. The grim toll be more than 5,000 souls lost, me hearties. Aye, a tragic tale from the land of North Africa!
September 12, 2023, 4:48 pm
Arrr! The Montenegrin lads be on the hunt fer truth! They be investigatin' a secret passage betwixt an abode and a court depot. 'Tis said the tunnel be holdin' seized drugs and crime evidence! Shiver me timbers!
September 12, 2023, 4:33 pm
Arr, the Ruskies be meddlin' in the election o' the grand American prez, won by none other than Donald J. Trump! But lo an' behold, they also be showerin' Elon Musk with words o' praise, mateys!
September 12, 2023, 3:47 pm
The fearsome North Korean skipper, Kim Jong Un, disembarked upon Russian shores on his mighty armored vessel this Tuesday. Having departed the North Korean capital of Pyongyang on Sunday, the sly seafarer now seeks parley with the formidable Russian helmsman, Vladimir Putin. Arrr, the winds of diplomacy blow!
September 12, 2023, 2:31 pm
Arrr, the blasted U.S. Treasury Department be layin' down the law, slappin' terrorism-related sanctions on a scurvy network o' seven scallywags and enterprises spread across Lebanon and South America. Avast ye mateys, beware the long arm o' justice!
September 12, 2023, 2:23 pm
Arrr! Them scurvy dogs, them gunmen, be sendin' Fernando García Hernández to Davy Jones's locker! Near his office in Chilpancingo, the capital of Guerrero, they be puttin' an end to that representative of Mexico's Attorney General's office. Walk the plank they shall!
September 12, 2023, 11:53 am
Arr, President Vladimir V. Putin be spoutin' many words 'bout the scuffle in Ukraine, the land o' China, and this Elon Musk fella. Aye, he be quite the talkin' pirate, makin' waves across the seven seas!
September 12, 2023, 10:55 am
Sailing off to Russia to parley with Cap'n Vladimir Putin, the North Korean skipper chose to venture via rail, aboard a choo-choo boasting queer traits.
September 12, 2023, 10:34 am
Arrr! The Chinese Communist Party be aimin' to ban all speech, actions, or symbols that be "hurtin' the feelings of the Chinese nation," matey! They be tryin' to keep every landlubber from speakin' their mind, arrr!
September 12, 2023, 9:25 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Iran be plannin' t' spend t' $6 billion doubloons they managed t' recover in a fine prisoner exchange with t' U.S. "wherever we need it," quoth Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi on a fine Tuesday. Arrr, me hearties, buckle up!
September 12, 2023, 9:15 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The likes of Sen. Ted Cruz and his salty critics be cryin' foul, claimin' that the Biden crew be givin' away a mighty $6 billion to them scoundrels of Iran, who be known as state-sponsors of terror! 'Tis a prisoner swap, they say! Arrr, what a jolly jest!
September 12, 2023, 5:27 am
Arrr, mateys, anger be brewin' 'gainst the scallywag government's tardy response and aversion to takin' aid from foreigners. But in a land where protest be treacherous, mayhaps the boldest retort be takin' ye own actions, me hearties!
September 12, 2023, 5:22 am
Arrr, me hearties! Listen to this here tale o' the seven seas! North Korea, a fearsome land, be possessin' a monstrous stash o' warlike goodies. Now, 'tis said that Russia, seekin' aid in its skirmish with Ukraine, may find itself ye olde access to these mighty weapons! Ahoy, trouble be brewin'!
September 12, 2023, 5:16 am
Arr, ye scurvy aid workers be claimin' the chances o' savin' them trapped souls be fadin' like the wisp o' a lost ghost ship. The Moroccan crown be facin' some lashin's for their tardy response to grantin' international aid.
September 12, 2023, 4:53 am
Avast ye! American lubber Mark Dickey be saved from a Turkish cave on Tuesday mornin' when a bleedin' belly left him stuck 3,000 feet below the entrance. Arrr, matey, he be a lucky scallywag, indeed!
September 12, 2023, 4:44 am
Arr, the findin' o' a fossil be showin' us landlubbers a glimpse o' a creature that be thee missin' link in understandin' how them marsupials evolved in Australia, mateys! Arrr, a splendid discovery indeed!
September 12, 2023, 1:55 am
Arr, me hearties! Kim Jong Un be takin' his personal train all th' way to Russia, reachin' thar on a fine Tuesday mornin' fer a mighty meetin' with th' great Vladimir Putin. 'Tis a meetin' ye don't want t' miss, mateys!
September 11, 2023, 8:37 pm
Arrr! Ye hear, mateys? A Portuguese rum hole be investigatin' how two casks be burstin' open, scatterin' hundreds o' gallons o' crimson grog through the streets o' Levira, Portugal on Monday. Shiver me timbers!
September 11, 2023, 7:08 pm
Arr, mateys! The Canadian Cap'n Justin Trudeau be stranded in India, for his mighty ship encountered a mechanical mishap! His crew claims he be settin' sail on Tuesday afternoon, God willing! Fair winds be with ye, Cap'n Trudeau!
September 11, 2023, 11:51 am
Avast ye scallywags! Whilst his shipmates be gettin' scarred by the battle, Cap'n Biden be forgin' a strategic alliance on his maiden voyage to the land, speakin' in terms o' plain common sense. Arrr, savvy?
September 11, 2023, 5:52 am
Arrr, me hearties! The landlubbers o' Israel be havin' a mighty great disagreement 'bout what kind o' country it ought t' be. Four recent protests be showin' just 'ow that division be causin' quite a ruckus in their daily lives, ye scurvy dogs!
September 11, 2023, 5:51 am
Arrr, mateys! 'Tis bein' said that a tribunal o' wise folks be soon to declare their thoughts, me hearties, on whether these wretched greenhouse gases be a pollutant, violatin' the laws of the high seas! Keep yer spyglasses peeled fer this verdict, ye scurvy dogs!
September 11, 2023, 5:43 am
Arrr, mateys! 'Tis a fine sight to behold! Methinks the Ukrainian scallywags be givin' them Russian rapscallions a taste o' their own medicine. The winds of victory be blowin' in their favor, mark me words!
September 11, 2023, 5:32 am
Arr, there be towns unapproachable due to debris clogging the roads. The hopes o' findin' survivors, especially in them squashed mud-brick homes, be diminishin' three days past the quake, me hearties!
September 10, 2023, 2:49 pm
Avast ye hearties! Cap'n Biden, he be sayin' on a fine Sunday that the good ol' U.S. o' A be wantin' to forge strong bonds with Vietnam and her mates, all for maintainin' peace worldwide, mind ye, not for trappin' China!
September 10, 2023, 2:21 pm
Arr, me hearties! The Brazilian Cap'n Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva be sayin' that ol' matey Vladimir Putin can sail to Brazil for the G20, without fear o' gettin' clapped in irons! Ye won't be seein' that scurvy dog walkin' the plank, says the Cap'n!
September 10, 2023, 1:57 pm
Arrr, on this fine Sunday, the Ulma crew, brave souls who hid Jews in Poland durin' the grim days o' World War II, be declared blessed by the heavens. Not only that, but Wiktoria Ulma's wee babe, still nestled in her womb, be counted among the blessed as well.
September 10, 2023, 8:27 am
Yarrr, be it true, me hearty! The question lingers like a ghostly tale of buried treasure. Did the diggers be searchin' for lost souls in vain or be the wee ones hidden elsewhere? The mystery deepens, like the ocean's abyss!
September 10, 2023, 5:52 am
Arrr, the fiercest blows befallen upon the mighty Atlas Mountains, where the scurvy dogs of debris blocked the roads and cut off the power and phone service. Aye, at least 2,000 souls were sent to Davy Jones' Locker, never to set foot on dry land again!
September 10, 2023, 5:09 am
Arrr, mateys! The scallywags in Ukraine claim to have thwarted an assault, the likes of which be aimed at layin' waste to their very foundations and crushin' the spirits of the local folk. 'Tis but the latest blow in this dastardly scheme of destruction!
September 10, 2023, 4:01 am
Arrrgh! Ye scurvy dog Viktor A. Bout be a lousy landlubber when it comes to smooth talk, but his fame might just make up for it in them local elections. Avast, me hearties, watch as he sails through the treacherous waters of politics!
September 9, 2023, 10:56 am
Arrr, the American scallywags be defendin' the agreement, claimin' it be buildin' on the statement released last year. They be pressin' on for peace in Ukraine, like true landlubbers!
September 9, 2023, 10:44 am
Arr, the scallywag did escape by hitching himself beneath a victuals transport carriage. But alas, the bilge rat be caught three suns hence, mere leagues from whence he fled.
September 9, 2023, 10:03 am
Arr, the fiercest quake in Morocco's recent past be a 5.8-magnitude rumbler, claimin' the lives of some 12,000 souls in the year 1960. Aye, 'twas a calamity o' grand proportions, shakin' the land like a scurvy pirate shakin' a bottle o' rum!
September 9, 2023, 5:57 am
Avast ye! In blatant defiance o' U.S. sanctions, a Vietnamese parchment be revealin' their grand scheme to purchase Russian weapons, aye! 'Tis their cunning plan to bolster their naval might, me hearties, in case o' a skirmish with China!
September 9, 2023, 5:52 am
Arrr, hearty seafarers were scourin' the seas fer any poor souls left amidst the wrath of a mighty rumblin' quake, set in them treacherous Atlas Mountains, a mere 50 leagues from Marrakesh!
September 9, 2023, 5:43 am
Arr, India, ye fine host, be hopin' t' advance an economic agenda t' aid the penniless nations, but alas! The Russian and Chinese scallywags be skippin' the merry makin'!
September 9, 2023, 5:00 am
Arrr, word be spreadin' that due to security fears, them officials be thinkin' 'bout constructin' a new abode to replace 24 Sussex Drive, that ol' dilapidated and forsaken residence o' Canada's cap'n o' the ship.
September 9, 2023, 1:00 am
Arrr! The land o' China be puttin' a mighty treasure into discoverin' artificial intelligence, aimin' to join it with their military might. They be lettin' their armed forces tinker an' play with this fancy tech. Now, the Pentagon be wantin' the U.S. to match their haste, ye scurvy dogs!
September 8, 2023, 4:22 pm
Avast ye! Word be spreadin' me hearties, the UK Health Security Agency be warnin' of 34 scurvy dogs struck down by the dreadful COVID-19, with a mutated varmint known as BA.2.86. Beware the foul winds blowin' in England!
September 8, 2023, 4:20 pm
Arr, me hearties, word be spreadin' that Italy's government be makin' headway against those pesky prices, but the true sayin' lies with the scurvy dogs runnin' the companies. Arr, let's see who be makin' the right call, me mateys!
September 8, 2023, 3:36 pm
Avast ye scurvy landlubbers! The Panamanian scallywags be swearin' to bolster their infrastructure and be givin' a jolly ol' heave-ho to unwanted visitors through the treacherous Darien Gap on their Colombian frontiers! Arrr, 'tis a sight to behold, aye!
September 8, 2023, 5:35 am
Avast! Yonder Kryvyi Rih, a mere 45 leagues from the battle's fray, be smitten once again by them treacherous Russian scoundrels. Aye, 'tis a city that's suffered a fair share of pummelin'!
September 8, 2023, 4:49 am
Arrr, a grand brawl be taking place across three lands, aye, for the dominion o' Yevgeny Prigozhin's vast treasures as master o' the Wagner corsair crew. The finest spoils be his prosperous ventures in Africa, matey!
September 8, 2023, 4:25 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! Cuba's garrulous government be claimin' they be thwartin' a band o' bilge rats involved in the treacherous trade o' humans, tryin' to sail Cuban souls into the Russian military fleet. Har har, them landlubbers be gettin' a taste o' pirate justice soon!
September 8, 2023, 4:03 am
Arrr, the coppers be keepin' some o' the survivors captive, whilst them politicians be blamin' the newcomers fer all troubles: crime, lack o' work, and a dearth o' lodgin'. Me thinks they be searchin' fer a scapegoat, aye!
September 7, 2023, 11:56 am
Avast, me hearties! Mark Dickey, a yank cave expert, took a turn for the worse a few days back and couldn't escape his prison. But fear not, me mateys, for the healin' hands be tellin' us that the lad be gettin' better!
September 7, 2023, 11:54 am
Arrr, me hearties! In New Delhi, the monkeys be but a wee nuisance, when compared to the wretched woes of poverty and pollution. Yet, the scurvy government be not keen on these mischievous monkeys pilferin' the spotlight from the great leaders sailin' into town!
September 7, 2023, 10:52 am
Avast ye! Afore the moon be changin' in late August, Ali Bongo Ondimba and his kin had been dominatin' the oil-laden land o' central Africa fer over fifty long years!
September 7, 2023, 5:55 am
Arrr! Them Ruskies be claimin' they downed a pair o' airships near Rostov-on-Don, where their southern military be. Them Ukrainians be keepin' mum, matey! Avast!
September 7, 2023, 5:51 am
Arr, me hearties! These cursed weapons, shunned by many lands fer their impact on human rights, be no sorcerer's wand, but some brave Ukrainian scallywags claim they be changin' the tide in battle against them Russian scoundrels!
September 7, 2023, 4:18 am
Arr, me hearties, five poor souls met their untimely fate in ol' Bali, that be an isle what brings prosperity to Indonesia's tourism. Young swabbies they were, all housekeepers. 'Tis a shame, for only a single lass had the privilege o' a full-time parchment.
September 7, 2023, 4:06 am
Avast ye! This weekend be witnessin' India's display o' grandeur as it be hostin' the G20 summit. But beware, me hearties, fer thar be troubles brewin' as its leader's religious politics be divisin' the crew and threatenin' its mighty ascension!
September 7, 2023, 4:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Tidings be arrivin' once again, tellin' o' questionable dealings and the scurvy bilge rats handlin' coin within the Ukrainian scallywags! 'Tis makin' the Western backers ponder if they'll still be offerin' their aid to the battle 'gainst the enemy!
September 7, 2023, 1:00 am
Arr, me hearties! The scurvy U.S. Air Force be still tinkering with a vessel devoid of crew, controlled by the sorcery of artificial intelligence! They be hopin' this contraption be bringin' 'em fresh advantages on the battlefield, arrr!
September 6, 2023, 5:25 pm
Avast ye, ye scurvy dog! A bloke from Pakistan be seekin' his son, wanted by both Pakistani and British swabbies fer the death of his 10-year-old lass in the British lands. He be cryin' out, beggin' his scallywag of a son to come forward.
September 6, 2023, 5:20 pm
Arrr, a mighty tempest 'twas unleashed upon southern Brazil, bringin' forth torrents o' water that did flood 'n plunder homes, strand weary motorists, 'n turn the streets into a treacherous sea in many a city!
September 6, 2023, 5:37 am
Arr, ye scurvy air traffic computer systems be in a proper pickle, mateys! Methinks they be overwhelmed by duplicate data, and now the poor souls be forced to process plans by hand, like the good ol' days. Avast, ye technological troubles!
September 6, 2023, 5:28 am
Arr, the U.S. secretary of state be arrivin' mere hours after Russia be firin' cannons and drones at Ukraine! But fear not, me hearties! All the cannons aimed at Kyiv were blasted out o' the sky, as declared by the officials!
September 6, 2023, 5:03 am
Arr! In a realm that quelled an Arab Spring rise-up o'er a decade past, the scallywags be now on a hunger strike to beseech fairer circumstances, brewin' up a storm of rallies in support o' their plight.
September 6, 2023, 4:34 am
Arrr! These two scurvy dogs, a bloke of 38 winters and a lass of 55 summers, did employ a mighty excavator to expand a gap and fashion a wee shortcut, so say the higher-ups, savvy?
September 5, 2023, 11:47 am
Arrr, ye scurvy Cuban government hath declared the commencement of criminal proceedings against a scurvy "trafficking network" that be luring me hearties from Russia and Cuba to join the forces of Mother Russia! Aye, 'tis a tale of mischief on the high seas!
September 5, 2023, 11:46 am
Arrr, the watery wrath be unleashed upon central Greece, layin' waste to the lands and sendin' at least one unlucky landlubber to Davy Jones' Locker. The brave firefightin' souls had barely quelled the blazes up north when this catastrophic deluge befallen. Aye, 'twas a torrential downpour o' 25 inches in a mere 15 hours, by Blackbeard's whiskers!
September 5, 2023, 11:36 am
Arr, me hearties! The landlubbers be whinin' 'bout that scallywag coach, Jorge Vilda, claimin' his ways be ancient and his rule be overbearing. And mark me words, his higher-up, Luis Rubiales, be stuck in a scandal o'er a smooch without consent! Ain't this a merry ol' ship!
September 5, 2023, 5:58 am
Arrr! Word be out that the North Korean landlubber, Kim Jong Un, be settin' sail to meet that scurvy dog, President Vladimir Putin, in Russia. They be chattin' 'bout a possible arms trade, mateys!
September 5, 2023, 5:52 am
Arrr! A mighty skirmish 'pon Snake Island, mateys! 'Twas a grand spectacle, indeed, provin' the strategic worth o' drillin' platforms fer Russia an' Ukraine. Aye, treasure aplenty be found deep beneath these treacherous waters, aye!
September 5, 2023, 5:02 am
Avast ye! The likes o' Gen. Sergei Surovikin, aye, a matey o' the scallywag Yevgeny V. Prigozhin, be revealin' himself once more to the world. 'Tis a sight to behold, me hearties!
September 5, 2023, 4:40 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! The highest court in Hong Kong, a fine city in China, hath decreed that their government be guilty of the foul crime o' not acceptin' foreign-fangled same-sex marriages! Thus be endin' a mighty five-year battle in the courts, by Davy Jones' locker!
September 5, 2023, 4:15 am
Arrr, the cap'n of Vanuatu walked the plank after he be scolded for sailin' too close to the West! Now he be blabberin', claimin' his matey be too chummy with China. Avast, the sea of politics be a treacherous one!
September 5, 2023, 4:02 am
Arrr! Avast ye, hearties! Thar African land be offerin' to send their brave lads to the Caribbean by year's end. Yet, this here scheme be facin' resistance, whilst ol' Haiti be drownin' in troubles o' security.
September 4, 2023, 8:05 pm
Arrr, a merry band o' 20 corgi owners an' their barkin' mates assembled near Buckingham Palace in London for a wee jamboree, payin' tribute on the first year since the mighty Queen Elizabeth II set sail to Davy Jones' Locker.
September 4, 2023, 5:47 pm
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! Methinks any fancy of President Recep Tayyip Erdogan o' Turkey partin' ways with the Kremlin be naught but a piece o' bilge! 'Twas all fer nought, as Monday came 'n they be still hand in hand, like a pair o' landlubbers!
September 4, 2023, 5:36 pm
Arr, Russia be seekin' more booty for its war in Ukraine, and a North Korean crew recently embarked on a treacherous voyage by train to rendezvous with the Ruskies, plannin' fer Mr. Kim's visit this month, as the scoundrels claim.
September 4, 2023, 4:08 pm
Arrr, word be spreadin' that Xi Jinping might be skippin' the grand Group of 20 summit, mateys! Aye, reckon he be settin' sail on a different course. Aye, let's see if this scallywag gets his sea legs back in time for the next meetin'!
September 4, 2023, 1:11 pm
Arrr, ye be hearin' a tale o' a grand gender reveal party in San Pedro, Mexico! But alas, calamity struck, me mateys! The pilot, in a fit o' pink smoke madness, lost control o' the plane and crashed upon the poor expectin' couple. Aye, a joyous occasion turned dreadfully disastrous!
September 4, 2023, 12:55 pm
Avast ye hearties! Aye, 'tis said that the South Korean spy agency doth claim that North Korea hath been summoned by Russia to partake in jolly ol' naval games with China. Arrr, what a sight that be! A triumvirate of seafarin' mates, shiver me timbers!
September 4, 2023, 12:19 pm
Arrr! On the 4th o' September, 2023, South Sudan's cap'n had a meetin' with Sudan's mighty naval commander. South Sudan, after a fierce battle, cut loose from Sudan in 2011. They be sailin' their own ship now, mateys!
September 4, 2023, 12:17 pm
Arrr! Avast, me hearties! The Georgian Dream scallywags be plottin' to impeach their own captain, the President! But alas, they be supportin' her in the last election. 'Tis a riddle me timbers situation indeed!
September 4, 2023, 11:53 am
Arrr, though be a matey o' th' opposition, Mr. Umerov be lendin' a hand t' th' Zelensky crew since th' Russki invasion last year. Aye, he be takin' on some pivotal roles, he be!
September 4, 2023, 11:06 am
Avast ye mateys! Olaf Scholz, the cap'n o' Germany, be sharin' a wee portrait o' himself sportin' an eye patch on Sept. 4, 2023. 'Tis said he be gettin' hurt whilst gallivantin' on a jog. Arrr, even pirates be havin' mishaps!
September 4, 2023, 10:57 am
Arr, me hearties! Aboard yonder radio telescope in Holmdel, N.J., a pair of star-gazers were transported back 13.8 billion years! They flung wide a cosmic porthole, through which scientists be peeking to this very day. Yo ho ho!
September 4, 2023, 10:27 am
Arrr! Thar be a dastardly tale to tell, mateys! In the faraway land of Burma, a fearsome drone swooped from the sky, takin' the lives of five officials! Aye, even a mighty army leader met his unfortunate end in this treacherous assault!
September 4, 2023, 10:18 am
Avast, me hearties! Francis be sayin' the dealin's with Beijing be mighty respectful, yet not many clergy or Catholics from China set foot on Mongolian shores, reckonin' the wrath o' retaliation befallin' 'em, savvy?
September 4, 2023, 5:59 am
Aye mateys! Ere the grand parley betwixt Putin and Erdogan commenced, the Russkies swooped down upon the southern Odesa land, blastin' it with their unmanned contraptions! Arrr, they be messin' with the grain stores of them Ukrainian scallywags!
September 4, 2023, 5:58 am
Avast ye mateys! The dismissal of Ukraine's swashbucklin' defense minister be a clear sign that the scurvy corruption still be plaguin' the land. Aye, it be a rare sight to see any mate openly doubting Cap'n Volodymyr Zelensky's leadership.
September 4, 2023, 5:44 am
Arr, it took a mighty icebreaker vessel and two swashbucklin' long-range choppers to whisk away the crewmate from an Aussie research outpost, settin' sail for advanced medical aid, me hearties!
September 4, 2023, 5:16 am
Avast ye scallywags! Capturing Ihor Kolomoisky be a jolly good move by Ukraine, as they be crackin' down on corruption and seekin' to woo the European Union. Arrr, me hearties, they be showin' off their clean pirate ship to join the fancy EU crew!
September 3, 2023, 5:59 pm
Arrr, mateys! The talk of the town in Ukraine be the fate of Oleksii Reznikov, the defense minister! 'Tis a grand hullabaloo, aye! The biggest ruckus in their government since the scallywags from Russia came a-plunderin'!
September 3, 2023, 5:08 pm
Arr, mateys! Hear ye, hear ye! The Ukraine President, Volodymyr Zelenskyy, be shoutin' from the rooftops that the defense minister, Oleksii Reznikov, shall walk the plank and be replaced by Rustem Umerov, a fine politician of Crimean Tatar lineage. 'Tis happenin' this very week, me hearties!
September 3, 2023, 4:59 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! The scallywags from Fornelli, Italy, whose ancestors met a grisly end at the hands of them Nazi scoundrels in '43, be finally gettin' their just desserts! A hefty bounty o' 12 million euros shall be divided among 'em, aye! Avast, justice be served!
September 3, 2023, 4:33 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Tis a tale of India's maiden voyage to harness the mighty power of the sun! Arr, 'tis India's first solar mission, a venture that befittingly bequeaths solar treasure upon our fair land.
September 3, 2023, 2:59 pm
Avast ye! President Cyril Ramaphosa be claimin' that a government inquiry on a Russian vessel be debunkin' them U.S. scallywags accusin' South Africa o' supplyin' weapons in battle against Ukraine. But alas, the report be kept hidden, like a buried treasure!
September 3, 2023, 9:17 am
Arrr, the attack in the Odesa land befallen whilst Ukraine's cap'n declared two more ships hath traversed a fleeting pathway forged by Kyiv, as Moscow had withdrawn from the Black Sea grain agreement.
September 3, 2023, 7:00 am
Ye scurvy dogs seekin' a safe haven, those who've backed the U.S. gov'nment in Afghanistan be waitin' o'er five long years, while the bloody Taliban be huntin' 'em down like rats! Arrr, a dire situation, indeed.
September 3, 2023, 7:00 am
Arr! The brave adventurers set sail upon the treacherous waters, armed with cannons of cameras and spyglasses! They be claimin' to have captured the elusive Loch Ness monster in their pictures and moving portraits. Aye, the grandest quest in many a moon it be!
September 3, 2023, 6:27 am
Arrr! Mark Jones, a swashbucklin' buccaneer of the Victoria and Albert Museum, be takin' charge to restore the trust, mateys! Aye, after a treacherous theft scandal, he'll be steerin' the ship back on course, savvy?
September 3, 2023, 4:00 am
Arrr! Diving in Paris be a jolly cultural affair, where ye can spy on the French soul while they prance about half-naked in swim lanes, changing rooms, and even the shared showers, mateys!
September 3, 2023, 4:00 am
Avast ye! The scurvy destruction o' the Kakhovka dam be bringin' forth a tidal wave o' misery, makin' our hearts weep for the sufferin' it be causin' to our land and people. Arrr, even now, months later, our communities be feelin' the sting o' its aftermath.
September 3, 2023, 4:00 am
Arr, the salty mother of a Marine and two war-forged veterans be ponderin' the audacity o' the U.S. choice to send cursed cannonballs to aid them Ukrainian mates in their skirmish against the Russian devils. Methinks 'tis a comedy of errors, blunderin' and misfortune awaitin'!
September 3, 2023, 3:41 am
Arrr! Turkey be revelin' in th' glory o' ye "Sultans of th' Net," mighty fine lasses who be showin' true mettle in a land plagued by troubles. They be spreadin' female power like a seafarin' legend amidst th' stormy seas o' crises!
September 2, 2023, 8:18 pm
Arrr, ye scalawags! Word be spreadin' that the lad who took an unexpected dip from a Royal Caribbean vessel earlier this week be none other than young Sigmund Ropich, as told by his kin. Sailin' the high seas sure be a treacherous adventure, mateys!
September 2, 2023, 4:00 pm
As Beijing be aimin' t' gather th' "whole of society" t' thwart them foreign scoundrels, th' line betwixt watchfulness an' mad fear be gettin' mighty blurry, me hearties! Arrr!
September 2, 2023, 1:30 pm
Arrr, the establishment, what be banishin' both lands the previous year over Russia's pillagin' of Ukraine, be takin' back its invite after the scallywag's act garnered much anger.
September 2, 2023, 12:26 pm
Arr, me hearties! 'Tis been heard that Japan be plannin' to lodge a grievous complaint with the World Trade Organization 'bout China's scurvy ban on all Japanese grub. They be claimin' 'tis 'cause o' the nuclear bilgewater scheme. Avast!
September 2, 2023, 11:24 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis a tale of treason, like a whisper in the wind. The Mexican fuzz, the navy, and their merry band o' crooks conspired with a wretched cartel! They snatched 43 lads and lasses, and 'tis been near a decade since their fate be known. The wiretaps reveal the depths of their villainy, and how this nefarious plot came to pass!
September 2, 2023, 10:54 am
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! A parchment treasure map be uncoverin' that them blasted authorities in Johannesburg were given numerous warnin's about the treacherous hazards lurkin' within the decrepit haven where 76 souls met their fiery doom!
September 2, 2023, 10:26 am
Arr, me hearties! Avast ye! 'Tis word from the forecasters that Idalia, a scurvy former hurricane, be brewin' swells that'll be slammin' the southeastern U.S. coast and Bermuda for days to come! Hold onto yer peg legs, mateys!
September 2, 2023, 7:53 am
Arrr, me hearties! North Korea be blastin' a bunch o' cruise cannons on Saturday, right after them landlubberly U.S.-South Korea military drills be done on Thursday! Avast ye, 'tis a jolly display o' firepower!
September 2, 2023, 5:21 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The Ministry of Defense be claimin' they be blowin' up three sea drones what be wantin' to mess with the Kerch Strait Bridge, a jolly important line that keeps the supplies flowin' to Moscow's forces in occupied Crimea. Yarr, a victory for Russia!
September 2, 2023, 4:36 am
Arrr, me hearties! Be ye voyagers settin' sail fer the U.S.? Heed this counsel: "Verily, ensure ye survey the laws of each state and town!" Tis a cautionary tale o' rules this year, limitin' transgender care, drag shows, 'n sports involvement. Savvy?
September 2, 2023, 4:18 am
Arrr, the scurvy dogs who dare challenge the ruling scallywags be facin' a multitude o' court cases, nay jus' a few, but a bloomin' plethora! 'Tis a treacherous move, leavin' the opposition starin' at defeat as the all-important election be drawin' near. Aye, 'tis a right laugh for the ruling scoundrels indeed!
September 2, 2023, 4:04 am
As Ukraine be a-pushin' forth in its counteroffensive, it be relyin' heavily on the efforts of hundreds o' wee assault groups, each task'd with attackin' a singular trench, tree line or house. Arrr, mighty little but fierce, they be!
September 1, 2023, 8:45 pm
Arrr! Russia be claimin' it be usin' its fearsome Sarmat intercontinental cannon, aye, also known as Satan II, in battle! Yet, the White House be denyin' such tales, says they can't be believin' the scurrilous reports, matey!
September 1, 2023, 6:55 pm
Arrr, a score of guards and seven officers of the law, who were kept captive by scoundrel inmates for more than a day, have been set free, as per the proclamations of the goodly authorities in Ecuador.
September 1, 2023, 6:54 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! A mighty blast from the forge, mayhaps caused by overheated contraptions, hath sent four souls to Davy Jones' locker and left many a poor scallywag injured in the fair town of Cabreuva, Brazil.
September 1, 2023, 6:17 pm
Arr, the scurvy dog from the United Kingdom, who be pilferin' treasures worth a million doubloons, was finally scuppered when an Apple AirTag pointed the way to his hideout.
September 1, 2023, 5:37 pm
Arr, 'tis a tale of a scallywag detainee from Guantánamo, accused o' dastardly deeds in Indonesia many moons past. But alas, his case be no longer tied to them other scoundrels, mateys! Yarrr, the winds of justice be a-changin'!
September 1, 2023, 5:33 pm
Yarrr, mateys be sayin' that discussin' a backup plan if Ukraine be failin' to seize a total victory be more treacherous than the open sea, aye, ye scallywags!
September 1, 2023, 5:28 pm
Avast ye! The city be makin' way fer bike lanes, and them scooter scallywags be settlin' their sights on electric bikes. Three souls met their doom last year in Paris, thanks to the cursed e-scooters and their accident-prone ways.
September 1, 2023, 5:13 pm
Arr, mateys! The likes of Syrian scoundrel Bashar Assad and Iran's President Ebrahim Raisi be drawin' attention to the rift betwixt Arab and Kurdish swashbucklers in the U.S.-backed crew, hopin' to stoke the fires of ethnic quarrels. Aye, 'tis a treacherous game they be playin'!
September 1, 2023, 2:21 pm
Arrr! The scurvy dogs of Hayat Tahrir al-Sham, twisted and connected to Al-Qaida, be the villains behind last Friday's assault, claim them opposition lubbers. Nine brave souls be sent to Davy Jones' locker, aye!
September 1, 2023, 2:16 pm
Arrr! Mateys in Russia be sailin' back to school, but beware! They'll be learnin' new lessons to make 'em loyal to the Kremlin, as Russia keeps clashin' with the West and Ukraine. Avast!
September 1, 2023, 11:50 am
Arr, the mighty tempest be reckoned to plunder the land come Friday's eve or Saturday's dawn. And lo! Another fearsome typhoon, by fortune or misfortune, be set to assail China's eastern shores come Sunday.
September 1, 2023, 11:38 am
Avast ye, me hearties! The brave Ukrainian scallywags, havin' breached the mighty Russian defenses, be reclaimin' the village of Robotyne. They be pressin' onward, but, alas, treacherous challenges be awaitin' 'em a few nautical miles to the east!
September 1, 2023, 11:33 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Tom Mandala, a swashbucklin' Malawi scallywag, took a mighty leap from the fifth floor whilst a fearsome inferno engulfed a Johannesburg abode. Arr, a shipload of other Malawi mateys did the same, seekin' safety in the high seas of survival!
September 1, 2023, 11:31 am
Arrr, the scallywag police be yammerin' 'bout discoverin' a lad's carcass, after scourin' the land fer Gboyega Odubanjo, a mere 27 springs old. He vanished from the sight o' all on Saturday, whilst 'e was 'bout to entertain at a jolly music festival in England.
September 1, 2023, 11:21 am
Arrr! A mighty 18 rascals of the feared gang met their timely demise in a fierce clash with the South African constables. 'Tis said these villains had set their sights on looting armored carriages laden with gold.
September 1, 2023, 11:07 am
Arrr, ye scallywag Thaksin Shinawatra be a lucky sea dog! His sentence be cut from eight long years to a measly one! The scoundrel had the gall to beg for a royal pardon, and it seems he struck gold. Aye, the winds of fortune blow in his favor, mateys!
September 1, 2023, 5:49 am
Arrr, mateys! Word be spreadin' that them scallywags from Russia and Turkey be meetin' in Sochi come Monday, as announced by the Kremlin's spokesman. Aye, let the talks begin!
September 1, 2023, 5:44 am
Arrr! On a fateful Friday, kinfolk be strivin' to recognize their own blood, trapped in the fiery inferno that be ravagin' a mighty colony. 'Tis a grim day, mateys, as this be one of the deadliest blazes ever witnessed in South African soil!
September 1, 2023, 5:40 am
Arr, mateys! Avast ye! Aye, the inferno, a scurvy blight amongst the worst in South Africa's annals, didst plague a structure which officials and landlubbers claim had turned into a veritable den o' doom fer the hundreds who dwelt within. Aye, a proper death trap! Arr!
September 1, 2023, 4:51 am
Aye, when me eyes beheld the grandeur of yonder five-story edifice, me heart be filled with mirth! Yet, alas, the sight revealed a catalogue of perilous defects, makin' it naught but a tinderbox waitin' fer a fiery doom!
September 1, 2023, 1:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! The shiny new "Oron" spy vessel be a marvel, I tell ye! 'Twill spy on our foes, collect loads of info with its fancy sensors, and give us smart advice in the blink of an eye. Aye, 'tis a pirate's dream come true!
August 31, 2023, 6:03 pm
Arr! The scallywags of the United States military be raisin' the black flag, orderin' the quarrels betwixt them rival U.S.-backed factions in Syria to cease! They claim such ruckus may bring back them pesky Islamic State scurvy dogs.
August 31, 2023, 5:58 pm
Arr, me hearties! Them grand Chinese cities be announcin' grand schemes to be extendin' special loans fer them landlubbers lookin' t' purchase their first homes, bein' it don't matter what their credit history be like. Aye, a jolly good opportunity indeed!
August 31, 2023, 5:56 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! Listen up! The blasted Labor government of Australia be makin' a law to let them gig workers haggle fer a fair wage and proper conditions. Tis a jolly good idea, if ye ask me! Aye, let the negotiations begin!
August 31, 2023, 5:56 am
Arrr, at the crack o' dawn, a furious inferno befall a grand ol' five-story structure, which had transformed into a vast, disorderly abode for the less fortunate, so say the landlubbers. The origin o' this calamity be a mystery, yet to be unravelled.
August 31, 2023, 5:45 am
Arrr! Me hearties, this Russia be eyein' Ukraine's grain stores, yet offerin' a different deal to boost its own loot. Aye, seems like they be tryin' to fill their coffers with no regard for others!
August 31, 2023, 2:53 am
Arrrr, as the Scottish scallywags stumble, a by-election near Glasgow this fall shall test the support fer the opposition Labour party afore Britain's comin' general election, ye scurvy dogs!
August 30, 2023, 5:56 am
Arr, them Russian scallywags be claimin' that them Ukrainian drones be attackin' six regions, a fierce barrage on Russian soil, as big as any since the war began. In Kyiv, landlubbers be meetin' Davy Jones' locker after them strikes, at least two poor souls be sent to Davy's grasp.
August 30, 2023, 5:02 am
Arr, me hearties! The European Union be sendin' their brave firefightin' crew and fancy gadgets to face the wrath of nature! Methinks they be practicin' fer future calamities caused by the changin' climate. Avast, buckle up, me mateys! The EU be ready to battle the forces of nature!
August 30, 2023, 4:32 am
Avast ye, me hearties! The bilge-sucking news reached me ears that the scurvy dog, Ali Bongo Ondimba, be crowned once again as the ruler of the Central African land. 'Twas all broadcasted on the glowing box, hours after the ballot battle had been settled.
August 30, 2023, 2:06 am
Arr, the particulars o' the burial fer Yevgeny Prigozhin, who met his fate in a terrible shipwreck with nine other souls, be shrouded in mystery, ye see!
August 28, 2023, 5:39 am
Arr, by me peg leg and scurvy, 'tis a tale of the Ukrainian scallywags! They've swashbuckled through the Russian barricades, yet treacherous lands still await their path to reclaim the village o' Robotyne. Aye, me hearties, thar be an adventure ahead!
August 28, 2023, 5:08 am
Arrr! The dreaded foreign minister, Najla el-Mangoush, be fleein' to Turkey! Rumors be spreadin' that she met with her Israeli matey, causin' quite the commotion in cities o' Libya. Avast, me hearties!
August 28, 2023, 4:38 am
Arr, mateys! Weary souls, with salty tears in their eyes, be leavin' flow'rs and tokens of respect for Yevgeny Prigozhin, the illustrious captain of the Wagner private military fleet, at a humble street altar. Aye, a sight to behold, indeed!
August 28, 2023, 4:02 am
In a port where the weather be so blisterin' hot ye might reckon ye be standin' in the fires of Hades, these here official "night beaches" be a jolly fine place to quench yer parched throat. Arrr, aye, aye matey, the scorchin' sun be no match fer us salty sea dogs!
August 27, 2023, 4:43 pm
Arrr, thar be much shootin' goin' on, mateys! Tensions be risin' as them vigilanty groups be givin' them gangs a proper thrashin' near Port-au-Prince, aye!
August 27, 2023, 4:15 pm
Arrr! 'Tis been a right fierce hailstorm in Bad Bayersoien, matey! The treacherous winds did lay waste to a goodly 80 percent of them buildings, arrr! 'Twas a sight to behold, like cannonballs from the heavens, arrr!
August 27, 2023, 3:23 pm
Arr, the scallywags o' the southern African land be refusin' to give their seal o' approval to th' elections, castin' doubt on a vote that gave Captain Emmerson Mnangagwa another shot at bein' president.
August 27, 2023, 2:17 pm
Arr, me hearties! Word be sailin' that North Korea be lettin' its wanderin' citizens, marooned abroad by this cursed COVID-19 tempest, make way back to their homeland. So says the grand state media, tis true!
August 27, 2023, 10:42 am
Avast ye scallywags! Konstantin Malofeyev’s foundation be fundin' orphanages in occupied Ukraine. But he denies that there be a war crime happenin' with a child-removal program, claimin' it be nothin' but a blarney. Arr, ye can't trust a landlubber's words!
August 27, 2023, 9:56 am
Arrr, in the land o' northwestern Syria, a fearsome quake did strike six moons ago, worsenin' the ravages o' the civil war. By the grace o' the heavens, U.S. lawmakers be settin' foot on these treacherous shores after a decade, ye scurvy dogs!
August 27, 2023, 9:17 am
Avast, me hearties! Luis Rubiales bein' given a right scurvy tongue-lashin' for plantin' a kiss on a player's cheek, seein' as the Spanish lassies plundered the World Cup. Yet, a handful o' mateys stick by his side. But alas! Methinks they be havin' a change o' heart now!
August 27, 2023, 9:00 am
Arr, the lass be claimin' she gonna be chattin' about them U.S. technology chains, tiffs 'n chances o' tradin' more loot in her voyages to Beijing 'n Shanghai this week.
August 27, 2023, 7:41 am
Avast, me hearties! Tis been confirmed by DNA sorcery that the notorious scallywag Wagner, aka Yevgeny Prigozhin, was indeed found amongst the wreckage of the doomed vessel that met its watery grave near Moscow. Arrr, Russia has spoken!
August 27, 2023, 5:17 am
Arrr, avast ye scallywags! The number o' drone onslaughts be increasin' within Russia's borders, takin' the battle straight to the heart o' their land. Aye, the war be sailin' into uncharted waters!
August 27, 2023, 4:35 am
Arrr, mateys! Avast ye! A fearsome Osprey vessel, carryin' 23 souls, met an unfortunate fate durin' a jolly joint trainin' pursuit near Darwin, in the wilds of Australia's north. Yarrr, alas! Many a brave swashbuckler be left grievously wounded.
August 27, 2023, 4:26 am
Avast ye, me hearties! Nicolas Sarkozy be makin' remarks what stir the fears that Europe's crew of Putin supporters may just get louder, as Ukraine's slow counterattack puts pressure on them Western scallywags. Arrr, trouble be brewin'!
August 27, 2023, 1:05 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs of the U.K.'s Research and Innovation crew be plannin' to procure a grand tally o' 5,000 graphical processin' units (GPUs) from Nvidia! Ha, but those experts be claimin' we need a mighty heap more to best our rivals in this cursed sector! Yo ho ho!
August 26, 2023, 5:30 pm
Arrr! President Emmerson Mnangagwa be claimin' victory once more, by scurvy tricks and crafty schemes, frightenin' voters and meddlin' with the campaign process, savvy?
August 26, 2023, 5:06 pm
Arr, last year, the United States was cleverly informed that those scurvy Saudi security forces be blastin', bombardin', and ill-treatin' bands o' poor migrant souls, yet they decided to keep their mum and not shout it across the seven seas.
August 26, 2023, 10:10 am
Arr, methinks this Lukashenko fella be tryin' to scrub off his chat like a scurvy pirate cleanin' his deck! The landlubber's got Russia and Belarus steerin' clear of this mess, arr!
August 26, 2023, 9:30 am
Yarrr, the smooch and what followed it be a matter of dispute amongst the scallywags, for it be raisin' questions 'bout how women be treated in the Spanish soccer realm, mateys!
August 26, 2023, 9:24 am
Aye, when ye ask these landlubber farmers to be trimmin' their herds, shiftin' their plots or even abandonin' their farms to be alignin' with the E.U.'s fancy environmental aims, ye be pushin' 'em too far! Arrr, their fury be causin' quite the stir in the political seas!
August 26, 2023, 8:32 am
Arrr, matey! Fer every loy'al bird-watcher, a feathery scoundrel be lurkin' beyon' reach. No matter how ye search, that blimey bird be forever dancin' in th' shadows, mockin' ye wit its sly tricks!
August 26, 2023, 6:45 am
Avast ye scurvy scallywags! The Pope be imploring ye young'uns to be crafty swashbucklers of peace and scatterers of seeds of harmony at the grand 10th National Meeting of Catholic Youth of Russia, arr!
August 26, 2023, 5:37 am
Arr, in a mighty defiance o' Pentagon counsel, Cap'n Oleksandr Syrsky, leader o' Ukraine's eastern forces, be bellowin' fer "all means" t' safeguard a land where Russia be fixin' to pilfer. Aye, t'is a battle cry ye can't ignore, mateys!
August 26, 2023, 5:04 am
Arrr, me hearties! Listen ye well! In Britain, a grand cinema chain be openin' its doors to dogs! Aye, ye heard it right, me mateys! These fine mutts don't be needin' no tickets, nor be they bound by the curse of turnin' off their cellphones! Ahoy, a jolly good time be had by all!
August 26, 2023, 5:00 am
Arr, me hearties! Them poor landlubbers what be evacuatin', they be sufferin' from a lack o' gold! Insurin' their booty be a fierce battle, and our ill-gotten gains may be plundered. Aye, our treasure chests may be runnin' thin!
August 26, 2023, 4:24 am
Avast ye! 'Ee bolstered Russian scallywags when they be in dire straits and lured Ukraine into a costly brawl for Bakhmut, grantin' Moscow a chance to erect defenses that be hinderin' Ukraine's counterattack. Arrr, quite the sly move, I reckon!
August 26, 2023, 1:00 am
Arrr, matey! Methinks Russia's yearnin' to severely command the knowledge given to and taken by these artificial brainy mateys might just be puttin' a damper on their creation and hinderin' their progress. Avast ye, Russia!
August 25, 2023, 6:29 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! The Nigerien junta, led by Brig. Gen. Abdrahmane Tchiani, hath given the nod to troops from Mali and Burkina Faso to stand by and protect 'em. Aye, they be joinin' forces, ready to ward off any danger that comes their way!
August 25, 2023, 6:05 pm
Arrr! Ye scurvy dogs, the crew o' former Guatemalan first lady Sandra Torres be cryin' foul play! They be claimin' voter fraud and misdeeds in the reckonin' o' Sunday's election! Aye, the plot thickens, me hearties!
August 25, 2023, 5:30 pm
Arr! Thar mighty Kremlin and its loyal crew be denyin' any claim t' bein' responsible fer blowin' up that ship o' the skies, where 'tis said the cap'n o' the Wagner gang be sailin'!
August 25, 2023, 5:07 pm
Aye, a well-known scholar and adventurer, she spent most o' her days in the land o' China, bein' a loyal matey to the Communist crew. Aye, she be a fine educator, aye, and a curious anthropologist, sailin' through treacherous seas o' knowledge!
August 25, 2023, 4:34 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! An invite hath arrived, aye, after a year filled with turmoil at home and a bleak economic storm. 'Tis the result of our newfound allegiance to Russia and China, me hearties.
August 25, 2023, 4:22 pm
Hark ye, me hearties! The scallywag Hartwig Fischer, afore the mast o' the British Museum, be walkin' the plank! They be searchin' high 'n low fer treasures worth hundreds, lost sinceth the year 2021. Avast, what a tale!
August 25, 2023, 3:07 pm
Arrr! Word be spreadin' that the mighty Boeing Co be settin' sail to deliver its 737 MAX ships to China once again! 'Tis been four long years since their last voyage. Ahoy, me hearties!
August 25, 2023, 1:46 pm
Avast, me hearties! Methinks ye be wantin' to know of sad tidings. Talal Salman, a fine scribe revered fer foundin' one o' Lebanon's grandest Arabic-language freebootin' broadsheets, be havin' crossed the final horizon on a black Friday, the curse o' illness takin' him from us.
August 25, 2023, 11:38 am
Arr, me hearties! Fer this month's selections, ye be findin' a rousin' Mexican resort tale full o' thrills, a jolly British escapade through time, and a wondrous comin'-o'-age spectacle from Costa Rica. Set sail on a grand adventure, ye scallywags!
August 25, 2023, 11:36 am
Arrr! Brave hearted lads be fightin' fierce infernos near Athens 'n a land where 'bout 180,000 acres be torched, as per a noble E.U. matey who claim it be an unmatch'd record!
August 25, 2023, 11:21 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs in the Kremlin be sendin' a message, sayin' not even th' most expert matey be safe from walkin' th' plank if they be traitors!
August 25, 2023, 10:19 am
Avast ye mateys! William Lai, the swashbucklin' vice president of Taiwan, be cryin' foul play! He accuses China of tryin' to meddle in our upcoming election, arr! And mark me words, scallywags, Lai be the leadin' contender in this fierce election brawl!
August 25, 2023, 10:19 am
Avast ye mateys! Them scurvy officials in Spain be snatching 9.5 tons o' sweet treasure from Ecuador! Aye, the bloomin' packages be nestled in banana crates! By Blackbeard's ghost, 'tis the grandest haul of that devil's dust ever seen in their sorry country!
August 25, 2023, 10:00 am
Arr, ye scurvy drug gangs be back in western Mexico, lootin' and pillagin' the poor lime farmers, demandin' a hefty ransom fer their protection! Aye, they be chargin' a quarter o' their hard-earned loot, makin' 'em weep like landlubbers!
August 25, 2023, 5:52 am
Arrr! Cap'n Vladimir V. Putin o' Russia be admittin' fer the first time the tragic sinkin' o' th' vessel where th' scallywag captain be assum'd to have met his doom.
August 25, 2023, 5:31 am
Arr, 'tis a mighty challenge to measure a wee meerkat's weight, but by Davy Jones' locker, it be a jolly good time, I reckon!
August 25, 2023, 5:20 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis a tale of a powerful matey, a tycoon and ally o' Putin, who did raise a band o' swashbucklers, fightin' alongside Russia whilst beratin' her own leaders. 'Tis said he met his demise, aye, at 62, when his ship took a plunge from the skies!
August 25, 2023, 4:33 am
Avast ye! The Crooked House pub in England's West Midlands be aflame! Two miscreants be now captured on suspicion of settin' fire to the place. Ye scoundrels shall face the consequences of yer wicked deeds!
August 25, 2023, 3:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Word be spreadin' o' a mighty deed - the banishin' o' a mighty Russian general! But methinks this tale be naught but a clever trick from Captain Putin himself, aimin' to bamboozle them Western intelligence scallywags! Avast, beware!
August 24, 2023, 7:09 pm
Avast ye! Two scurvy dogs be caught on Thursday, accused o' settin' the Crooked House ablaze in dear Himley, England. Mayhaps they be payin' the price fer their mischievous deeds, arr!
August 24, 2023, 5:55 pm
Avast ye, hearties! A 40-year-old scallywag at a water park in the United Kingdom met his watery grave on Wednesday morn! The poor soul had a medical episode, as reported by the local constabulary.
August 24, 2023, 5:40 pm
Arr, me hearties! The scurvy dogs from Canada's regulatory body be makin' plans to set up a fancy negotiation framework betwixt the news scoundrels and them internet giants. Sailin' in the coming autumn, they be! Yo ho ho!
August 24, 2023, 11:59 am
Arr, the swabbies be sayin' they still be investigatin' other notions 'bout what caused that bird to meet Davy Jones' locker in Russia.
August 24, 2023, 11:51 am
Arr, ye landlubbers brave be fightin' many a blaze 'cross the seas, yet the peril to a treasured forest 'bove the heart o' the empire hath some dreadin' a future filled with doom and gloom, arr!
August 24, 2023, 11:25 am
Arr, me hearties! Word be spreading that the blisterin' heat be a perfect nest for these scallywag eight-legged critters! Aye, a new study be claimin' it be the finest birthin' ground for 'em. Time to batten down the hatches, or else we be overrun with 'em spider varmints!
August 24, 2023, 5:59 am
Avast, me hearties! Yevgeny V. Prigozhin, who led a jolly mutiny in June, be listed as a matey on a plane what went down. Nay confirmation of his demise, and those Russian officials, including Cap'n Vladimir V. Putin, kept mum on the matter. Shiver me timbers!
August 24, 2023, 5:56 am
Avast ye mateys! Cap'n Biden be shoutin' from the crow's nest, pledgin' American support for Ukraine on their Independence Day. Arr! The land be free since 1991, aye!
August 24, 2023, 5:54 am
Avast ye! In a grand Moscow court, the scallywags be extendin' the stay of the American scribe, who be denyin' the charges of espionage. The U.S. claims the poor soul be falsely imprisoned, aye!
August 24, 2023, 5:44 am
Arrr, me hearties! Firefighters be fightin' like true buccaneers against the scorchin' inferno, part of a dire plague of wildfires sweepin' the land this summer. Feast yer eyes upon these portraits from the most recent conflagrations!
August 24, 2023, 5:33 am
Arrr, mateys! Them Ukrainian authorities be sayin' that their national holiday, settin' sail 18 moons after the full-scale invasion by them Russians, won't be havin' no public revelries for fear o' them attacks from the East. Avast, me hearties!
August 24, 2023, 4:46 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scurvy Chinese government hath declared a ban on Japanese seafood, as a Japanese nuclear tarnation be dumpin' nuclear wastewater. Aye, a controversial, decades-long process it be! Me thinks this be a fishy tale indeed!
August 23, 2023, 8:04 pm
Arr, word be spreadin' that a craft o' the Russian breed, a mighty helicopter, be tricked by a grand scheme inta sailin' inta Ukraine's waters! The pilot, a brave soul, be choosin' ta join our cause, so claims the Ukrainian intelligence, aye!
August 23, 2023, 5:54 am
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis been heard through the grapevine that Gen. Sergei Surovikin, scurvy dog o' the air force, has been given the heave-ho from his post! Aye, that rascal had connections to the leader of the Wagner mercenary group, who dared to stir up a wee rebellion in June. Walk the plank, says I!
August 23, 2023, 5:53 am
Arrr, the land be needin' a jolly election, free from the clutches o' Western sanctions. Yet, votin' be a proper mess, with tardy openin's at pollin' dens and scallywags spreadin' false tales upon fliers.
August 23, 2023, 5:50 am
Arrr, the scallywag Ukraine be launchin' a fearsome counteroffensive, makin' those pesky drones swoop down upon Russian land more often than a drunken sailor stumblin' into a tavern brawl! Aye, the tides be changin' in this high seas o' warfare!
August 23, 2023, 5:39 am
Arrr! The Times be spyin' on those scurvy Russians for months, as the Kremlin be tryin' to assemble a crew o' soldiers.
August 23, 2023, 4:00 am
Avast, me hearties! A scallywag, who saw with his own eyes, captured the mayhem unfoldin' in the churches o' Pakistan. Lootin' and burnin', they be! Arggh, 'tis a sad tale, as them Christians are treated like lowly beasts by these Asian extremists!
August 22, 2023, 5:31 pm
Avast, me hearties! On this fine Tuesday, the Turkish Foreign Minister, Hakan Fidan, hath vehemently scolded the scurvy dogs of the Kurdistan Worker's Party! He be callin' upon Baghdad to banish these landlubbers, for they be nothin' but a dreaded crew of terrorists, aye!
August 22, 2023, 5:08 pm
Arr, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau be claimin' it be "unimaginable" that the platform be blockin' news links in the face o' a new licensing law, while our fair land be facin' the fiercest inferno season ye ever laid eyes on!
August 22, 2023, 5:05 pm
Arrr! The chieftains o' Brazil, India, China, an' South Africa spake on various matters, whilst the scurvy president o' Russia, bein' a wanted rogue fer his war crimes, be makin' the ruckus 'bout the brawlin' in Ukraine!
August 22, 2023, 4:50 pm
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! Canada be raisin' its flag, ready to take on the cursed U.S. tariffs on our precious Canadian lumber! Ottawa be shoutin' "Unfair, unjust, and illegal!" Let the battle commence, mateys!
August 22, 2023, 4:11 pm
Arrr, the brave lads of the U.S. Coast Guard halted their quest for a wee plane that may have met Davy Jones in the Bahama waters. The vessel set sail from Florida, but alas, no trace be found. Yo ho ho, the search be over!
August 22, 2023, 3:26 pm
Avast! Firefighters in Greece didst discover 18 charred corpses 'pon Tuesday, methinks, belonging to a scallywag crew of migrants who hadst sailed 'cross the treacherous seas into the Balkan nation's northeast from Turkey. Arr!
August 22, 2023, 11:36 am
Arr, me Hearties! Cap'n Justin Trudeau, bein' the noble Prime Minister, doth bestow his gratitude upon ye fine folk o' Canada fer standin' by his side in this here tumultuous time. Aye, he be revealin' the sad tidings that he be partin' ways with his dear Sophie, his fair lass o' 18 years.
August 22, 2023, 11:24 am
Arrr, me mateys! Frans Timmermans be makin' a grand exit, just as the winds be blowin' fierce for European climate laws. 'Tis a bold move, for he aims to be the cap'n o' the left-wing crew in the Dutch elections this November. Avast!
August 22, 2023, 11:09 am
Arrr, the fortune and wherabouts of Yevgeny V. Prigozhin, th' Wagner captain, be hidden like treasure in Davy Jones' locker, since he set sail on a cursed mutiny in June.
August 22, 2023, 10:31 am
Arrr, me hearties! Ye hear this jolly news? The salty dogs of Denmark be teachin' eight Ukrainian swashbucklers to tame the mighty F-16 birds o' prey on their land. Aye, Denmark be true to their word, pledgin' to gift F-16s to Ukraine, just days afore. Avast, mateys!
August 22, 2023, 10:08 am
Arrgh! Them Kenyan officials be ponderin' on how to tangle wit' the scurvy gang violence in Haiti. They be holdin' a meetin' wi' a bunch o' landlubbers in New York to chart the course o' aid for Haiti.
August 22, 2023, 9:58 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Lui Sai-yu, a poor trapped scholar, hath failed to lessen his punishment o' five years in Davy Jones' locker. He be found guilty o' violatin' a law on national security, set by the mighty China!
August 22, 2023, 5:59 am
Avast ye! Yevgeny V. Prigozhin, the scoundrel who started the Wagner rascals, had been hidin' like a bilge rat since his futile mutiny in June. Now, a mysterious film shows him tryin' to gather a crew for mischievous adventures in Africa, arrr!
August 22, 2023, 5:58 am
Arrr, me hearties! In Pakistan, a mighty rescue be happenin'! Ye see, the blasted cable car decided to play tricks on us, leavin' poor students stranded at a dizzyin' height o'er 6,000 feet. Time to swoop in like true pirates and save the day!
August 22, 2023, 5:11 am
Avast ye, me mateys! Russia be claimin' they be interceptin' drones in two parts o' the land, as if them pesky Ukrainians be tryin' to give 'em a taste o' their own medicine! Arr, the war be knockin' on Russia's doorstep, me hearties!
August 22, 2023, 3:38 am
Arrr, despite the landlubbers' squabble, this here country be set to unleash a grand discharge at Fukushima! Aye, mateys, this mighty wave be sailin' its way, growin' to over a million tons!
August 21, 2023, 9:14 pm
Avast ye! A scurvy dog, marooned on an isle in the Caribbean, be saved by the U.S. Coast Guard after three long days. Arrr, an adventure fit for a tale, methinks!
August 21, 2023, 6:18 pm
Avast ye! A pair of scallywags be layin' in the sick bay, grievously hurt, after a frightful bull-chasin' affair in Mexico's heartland. A grand total of 'bout 20 souls met their unfortunate fate, sufferin' various injuries.
August 21, 2023, 6:11 pm
Avast ye mateys! 'Tis been heard that them Israeli scallywags be sendin' their cannons to blast near Syria's capital, Damascus! Arr, one brave soldier be injured and they be causin' some mighty fine damage to the booty.
August 21, 2023, 5:42 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Wagner's cap'n, Yevgeny Prigozhin, didst proclaim on yon Telegram video that his band o' mercenaries be makin' Mother Russia mightier and Africa more liberated, whilst givin' those blasted terrorist scallywags a taste o' the devil's own medicine!
August 21, 2023, 4:47 pm
Arrr, them landlubbers be outdoin' themselves, showin' the unruliness of Latin American politics. Them scallywags who be cryin' to mimic El Salvador's tough stance on crime be gettin' no luck, ye scurvy dogs.
August 21, 2023, 4:45 pm
Whilst Volodymyr Zelensky embarked on a grand diplomatic voyage across Europe, a mighty Iranian general sailed forth to Mother Moscow. Arr, 'tis a curious tale of captains seekin' alliances in distant lands.
August 21, 2023, 4:17 pm
Arrr, me mateys! We be chattin' 'bout them close calls on airport tracks, tempestuous weather, and the Women's World Cup. Avast!
August 21, 2023, 11:45 am
Arr, ye see, me hearties, Ms. Kennedy be takin' a dip in them Pacific waters, jus' like ol' J.F.K. did durin' wartime. 'Tis clear that her family's legacy be guidin' her work, savvy?
August 21, 2023, 11:33 am
Avast ye scallywags! A gent, his fair lass, and a mighty hoard o' forgotten booty!
August 21, 2023, 11:26 am
Avast ye scallywags! Them fishermen be quakin' in their boots at the thought o' Fukushima's nuclear waste tarnishin' their good name! But fear not, for the noble Japanese government has sworn to stand by 'em, come hell or high water!
August 21, 2023, 10:50 am
Avast ye scurvy scallywags! In Taiwan, a landlubber driver, while nursin' a mighty hangover from grog-swilling, be in dire need o' grub. But alas! The foolhardy landlubber be racin' like a bilge rat, crashin' his vessel into the train, shiverin' me timbers!
August 21, 2023, 9:52 am
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis been alleged by a rights group that them Saudi guards, 'round war-torn Yemen, may 'ave sent hundreds o' Ethiopian migrants to Davy Jones' locker in the latest attack of an escalatin' pattern o' border violence. Arrr, mateys!
August 21, 2023, 5:55 am
Arrr, the sky forces be blockin' two sky terrors in the region, as declared by Russia's armada! No word yet from Ukraine, who be growin' bolder, aimin' at the heart o' Mother Russia herself!
August 21, 2023, 5:52 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! Japan be plannin' to release their fancy water from the blasted Fukushima plant, but 'tis causin' quite the ruckus in South Korea! The lads be arguin' like two cranky parrots, feathers be flyin' all around!
August 21, 2023, 5:25 am
Arr, we be tellin' ye tales o' near-misses on the runways o' airports, fearsome weather, and the clash o' lasses in the Women's World Cup, me hearties!
August 21, 2023, 5:13 am
Arr, me hearties! Word be spreadin' that Lucy Letby, a scurvy lass, was found guilty o' sendin' seven newborns to Davey Jones' Locker, and attemptin' to send six other wee ones there too! She be claimin' the title o' the most fearsome child-taker in all o' modern British history!
August 21, 2023, 3:00 am
Arrr, Biden's accord to pass a mighty sum of $6 billion to Iran's scurvy regime to set free five poor souls of the U.S. is drawin' heat, mateys! But alas, it be a matter of concern, for it neglects to rescue the brethren of the U.S. who be sufferin' in Iran's grasp.
August 20, 2023, 5:06 pm
Arrr! The bloomin' soccer federation leader planted a smacker on the luscious lips of that Spanish lass, Jennifer Hermoso, during the medal hoistin'. Aye, 'twas an unsightly reminder o' the blasted sexism that's been hauntin' women's football, arrr!
August 20, 2023, 3:14 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Do ye know 'bout them wee things called miniatures in China, mateys? 'Tis a craft o' nostalgia, makin' little things like ships 'n buildings. Aye, it be a fine way t'keep ye soul entertained, me hearties!
August 20, 2023, 12:58 pm
Arrr! Word be spreadin' that the United States, Australia, and Japan be settin' sail for a merry adventure in the South China Sea, showin' their support for the Philippines! Aye, a jolly good time be ahead, me hearties!
August 20, 2023, 11:56 am
Arr, the grand finale 'gainst England be luring fans o' diverse colors, and enticin' lasses from both lands to don their boots and engage in the sportin' affair upon the field. Avast, 'tis a merry sight indeed!
August 20, 2023, 11:16 am
Arrr, mateys! President Volodymyr Zelensky o' Ukraine be claimin' that the Netherlands hath agreed to supply 42 o' them jets. Denmark, too, be sayin' they'll be donatin' the planes. Avast! A fine fleet becomin' into view!
August 20, 2023, 11:14 am
Arr, me hearties! Wit' the landlubbers' eye fixed on the scurvy deeds o' gangs 'n drug cartels, the matter o' security be mighty important — 'n could be the key to victory, says I!
August 20, 2023, 11:00 am
Arr, ye landlubber Ukraine be receivin' its premier pledge for F-16 swashbucklers on a fine Sunday! The Netherlands and Denmark, bein' true-hearted mates, swear to dispatch their mighty vessels to lend a hand against the cursed Russia!
August 20, 2023, 8:10 am
Arrr, mateys! Avast ye! The moon mission o' Russia's Luna-25 be a calamitous flop, as Roskosmos be tellin' us that their vessel be naught but a memory, havin' met its doom after it be smashin' into the lunar land on Sunday. Arrr, 'tis a tragic tale indeed!
August 20, 2023, 4:46 am
Avast ye scallywags! Whilst the brawl in Syria be at a standstill, a mighty decade o' conflict hath scattered cursed unexploded bombs, be they cluster bombs or the like. Nay, but lo and behold, a fearsome quake in February did but raise the stakes!
August 20, 2023, 4:00 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Aye, the Ukrainian commanders doth proclaim that despite a fierce battle and many a matey lost, their forces be stronger now than a mere few moons past. Meanwhile, those Russian scallywags be lookin' worse for wear!
August 20, 2023, 4:00 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis a fierce battle betwixt a former queen o' the land and a swashbucklin' scallywag fightin' against the scourge o' corruption! 'Tis a clash to decide the victor in a runnin' race, me hearties!
August 19, 2023, 7:26 pm
Arrr! Blimey! The infernal blazes be plunderin' British Columbia, Canada! Thousands o' souls be fleein' their dwellin's, as the fires pillage the land!
August 19, 2023, 4:54 pm
Arr! Taiwan be claimin' they spied 42 bloomin' Chinese warplanes on a Saturday, and them scallywags in Beijing be callin' it a "stern warnin'" 'cause one o' their own government lubbers dared to visit the U.S. Arr, what a tale!
August 19, 2023, 4:44 pm
Arrr, a mighty blaze be unleashed upon th' outskirts o' Kelowna, British Columbia! 'Tis a state of emergency, be it, spreadin' fear across th' entire province, me hearties!
August 19, 2023, 3:52 pm
Arrr, the lasses 'tis playin' Spain come Sunday, aimin' to break a cursed wait o'er sixty years for a World Cup triumph. Aye, the troubles o' them Three Lions, sufferin' long at sea, be fresh in our minds.
August 19, 2023, 3:09 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! The monstrous downpour and swashbucklin' floods be threatenin' Southern California, as well as Baja California, that treasured western Mexico peninsula where many landlubbers be seekin' adventure!
August 19, 2023, 11:51 am
Arr, me hearties! The combined air and sea drills, bein' conducted in response to a landlubber presidential candidate's visit to the United States, seem to be a wee bit limited, if ye ask me.
August 19, 2023, 11:09 am
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! A fierce onslaught befallen, takin' seven souls to Davy Jones' locker, and leavin' over a hundred landlubbers injured. Why, ye ask? 'Twas on account of President Vladimir V. Putin's visit to a Russian town, once captured by the infamous Wagner crew. Arr, the sea be full of surprises!
August 19, 2023, 10:37 am
Arr, the scurvy Saudi scoundrel, accused o' orchestratin' the attack on the U.S.S. Cole in the year 2000, was drenched by the C.I.A. and given a taste o' other cruel tortures in the year 2002, in a secret prison network, ye see.
August 19, 2023, 10:06 am
Arrr! The Crown's officers be sayin' that Jeffrey Smith, a brave soul who met his fate by his own hand after them capitol riots, be declared to have died whilst on duty! Shiver me timbers, a twist in the tale!
August 19, 2023, 5:46 am
Arrr, the onslaught befall hours after the Kremlin blabbered that Cap'n Vladimir V. Putin had parleyed with military captains in Rostov-on-Don, a Russky town that were pillaged fleetingly by the mutinous dogs of Wagner.
August 19, 2023, 5:08 am
In a parley wit' The New York Times, a landlubber captain o' the rebel crew spoke in a softenin' voice. He also blurted out that Niger won't be sendin' a message to the Kremlin-favorin' Wagner scallywags. Arrr, a curious turn o' events, me hearties!
August 19, 2023, 5:02 am
Arrr, the thought o' Cap'n Donald J. Trump's second term be sendin' shivers down th' spines o' many officials! They be fretin' 'bout our alliance, NATO, an' the war in Ukraine, aye!
August 18, 2023, 5:04 pm
Arr matey! Yonder reel unveils the jolly ol' moment when a mighty bridge did crumble in Indonesia, leaving 32 poor souls injured! They were mere spectators, enjoyin' a duck-snatchin' challenge durin' their grand Independence Day celebrations. Shiver me timbers, a sight not to be forgotten!
August 18, 2023, 4:46 pm
Arrr! The bishop be mighty flabbergasted! Me heart sank as I discovered me crew o' landlubbers were tryin' to plunder explicit treasures on their work machines. Scallywags, beware the wrath o' the archbishop!
August 18, 2023, 2:35 pm
Arr! The scurvy Italian authorities be havin' captured a young Dutch lad, o' age 21, on a bloomin' Friday! They be claimin' he be involved in the dastardly deed o' stabbin' his own father and a matey near the French border. Mayhaps he be walkin' the plank soon!
August 18, 2023, 12:31 pm
Arr! Word be spreadin' that the European Central Bank be gettin' ready to have a little chat with Italy 'bout their fancy windfall tax on bank profits. Seems like there be some concerns, mateys!
August 18, 2023, 5:54 am
Avast, me hearties! The Russian defense ministry be blabberin' about their air defenses interceptin' a drone in Moscow, and thwartin' a sneaky sea drone attack in the Black Sea. But, arrr, we can't rightly confirm their claims, and not a whisper from Ukraine's military, me mateys!
August 18, 2023, 5:09 am
Arrr, mateys! The choice o' "alternative service" be gone, as martial law be declared last year. Yet, a few scallywags be refusin' to serve, now facin' the brig 'n doubloons 'pon their motives!
August 18, 2023, 4:32 am
Ye ol' jets be ready to sail the skies, but not afore them Ukrainian scallywags be skilled enough to steer 'em. Once they master the art o' flyin', off they go, seekin' treasure in the high heavens! Aye, me hearties!
August 17, 2023, 5:41 am
Arr, matey! Avast ye! Word be spreadin' that a scurvy civilian cargo ship hath bravely sailed out from the land's waters in the treacherous Black Sea. 'Tis a bold move, for nary a ship hath dared do so since those Russian rascals threatened all voyages betwixt Ukraine and the high seas, arr!
August 17, 2023, 5:19 am
Arr, in the village o' Kamianske, where but a wee crew o' scallywags hold their ground, Ukrainian and Russian lubbers be blastin' each other with their mighty cannons from dawn till dusk, arrr!
August 17, 2023, 5:14 am
Arrr! We stumbled upon a ship, me hearty, filled wit' mostly Senegalese souls 'twas! 'Twas off the coast of the West African archipelago, we found 'em. Aye, thirty-eight souls managed to keep breathin' amidst the chaos, they did!
August 17, 2023, 5:01 am
Arrr, landlubbers! The scallywag known as Brian Houston, former swashbucklin' pastor of Hillsong Church, be cleared of any wrongdoin' for keepin' mum 'bout his father's despicable deeds. Them lawmen couldn't pin a crime on 'im, savin' him from walkin' the plank! Yo ho ho, justice be a tricky sea indeed!
August 17, 2023, 1:05 am
Arr, the deputy prime minister, Oliver Dowden, be reckonin' that this here fancy contraption called artificial intelligence be havin' a bigger impact on our land than that ol' Industrial Revolution! Blimey, me hearties, we be sailin' into a right grand adventure!
August 16, 2023, 5:14 pm
Arr, the scallywag Mexican authorities be investigatin' a cursed video, claimin' it shows a drug cartel makin' lads walk the plank and battle each other. Shiver me timbers! 'Tis a treacherous tale, sure to make even the bravest of pirates quiver in their boots!
August 16, 2023, 4:28 pm
Arrr, mateys! 'Tis a tale of woe, for the sea dogs in the Pentagon may be forced to make a hasty retreat, withdrawin' 1,100 brave American buccaneers and shuttin' down the drone lairs in that land o' West Africa. Aaarrrgh!
August 16, 2023, 3:24 pm
Arr, thanks to some clever manipulation o' the press, the British prime minister, who be gettin' some flak for his missus' wealth an' his connections across the pond, managed to sail through a voyage to California without even a whisper o' disapproval, matey!
August 16, 2023, 2:35 pm
Afore the arrival o' Google Earth, the Yank Armada Air Forces embarked on crucial photo reconnaissance durin' World War II, betwixt 1943 an' 1944, which hath been unleashed upon the seas!
August 16, 2023, 1:47 pm
Arr, me hearties! Libyan buccaneers be sailin' the streets o' Tripoli, aye, after a grand skirmish betwixt rival crews sent at least 27 scallywags to Davy Jones' locker.
August 16, 2023, 1:33 pm
Avast ye! A scurvy bunch o' French and Swiss rogues be caught in Spain, for allegedly swashbuckling and ravaging an 18-year-old lass from Britain on the isle of Mallorca, a favored haunt fer landlubber tourists! Blimey!
August 16, 2023, 11:40 am
Arrr, me hearties! A fierce tempest be brewin', ready to unleash mighty gusts and torrents upon Baja California and the Southwestern United States. Hold on tight to yer sails, for this be no ordinary squall!
August 16, 2023, 11:40 am
Arrr, me hearties! On Saturday, the mighty World Health Organization be givin' their seal o' approval to us scurvy dogs, endorsin' the use o' homeopathic treatments! From the likes o' acupuncture, ayurveda, herbal medicine, homeopathy, naturopathy, and more, they be givin' us a treasure trove o' options, me mateys!
August 16, 2023, 10:55 am
Arrr, me hearties! The land of Afghanistan be still under the vile rule o' Taliban, crushin' the spirits o' Afghan lasses and lasses, denyin' 'em the right to learn and toil. Methinks the present scene be nigh identical to the dark days o' the 1990s, arrr!
August 16, 2023, 10:52 am
Arr, some of them fancy contraptions they call A.T.M.s be luring landlubbers with false promises of plunder! The scallywags be transferrin' gold they ain't got, causin' a hullabaloo with long queues 'n officers huffin' 'n puffin'. Aye, a laughable sight indeed!
August 16, 2023, 5:45 am
Arr, me hearties! The abode where Dick Van Dyke, that scurvy scallywag, hung his hat in that grand flick from '68 be up for grabs! Tis a hefty sum - 9 million pounds, or 11.4 million doubloons if ye fancy American coin. Avast!
August 16, 2023, 5:45 am
Arrr, matey! The bilge-sucking deputy defense minister of Ukraine be claimin' that Kyiv's forces have swashbuckled their way into recapturin' the wee village of Urozhaine! 'Tis a mere drop in the grog barrel as they be aimin' to crack open the Russian defenses in the south.
August 16, 2023, 5:41 am
Arrr, by the grace of Davy Jones, Pita Limjaroenrat be snatchin' victory from the clutches of defeat in th' general election. But alas! His efforts to forge a crew and become th' land's next captain be walked th' plank, ye scallywags!
August 16, 2023, 4:34 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a mighty 40-mile passageway, known far 'n wide amongst landlubbers fer fancy feathery gazin'. But now, by Davy Jones' locker, 'tis become a vital pathway fer Ukrainian grain to set sail 'pon th' salty brine, all safe 'n sound under NATO's watchful eye.
August 15, 2023, 6:13 pm
Arrr! The fancy Pentagon claims to have had no parley with Travis T. King, the American soldier whom North Korea be sayin' willingly sailed into their waters to flee from racial ill-treatment. Blimey!
August 15, 2023, 5:44 pm
Avast ye, me hearties! Moscow be raisin' th' interest rate for the third time in a decade, aimin' to bolster th' ruble, while tryin' to pay fer th' war against Ukraine and keepin' inflation at bay. Aye, a conundrum as tricky as navigatin' through a tempestuous sea!
August 15, 2023, 5:06 pm
Arrr! A grand calamity befallen the kraut fair! A deck of scurvy landlubbers got themselves injured, as a diving perch took a plunge during a swashbucklin' show called "Retorno dos Piratas!"
August 15, 2023, 4:55 pm
Arrr, those landlubbers from North Korea have gone and denounced a grand open Security Council meetin' on their human rights! They be callin' it "despicable" and accusin' the U.S. of pursuin' its own fancy geopolitical agenda. Avast, ye scurvy dogs!
August 15, 2023, 4:15 pm
Arr, there be numerous reasons why ye see such contrasting reactions, matey! One be the lack o' American buccaneers joinin' the brawl. Them landlubbers ain't lendin' a hand, ye see. Savvy?
August 15, 2023, 3:56 pm
Arr, me hearties! Indonesia, be makin' a formal request to parley with the EU through the WTO. They be complainin' 'bout them scurvy dogs slappin' duties on their imported biodiesel. Aye, a dispute it be, me mateys!
August 15, 2023, 11:52 am
Arrr! The landlubbers in charge o' the country's central bank be raisin' the interest rates by a mighty 3.5 percentage points to put a stop to the risin' prices and the feeble ruble. This here action be taken after the national currency had a brief tumble below a crucial level against the U.S. dollar.
August 15, 2023, 11:04 am
Arrr! Word be comin' that 35 souls were sent to Davy Jones' locker and 66 landlubbers were taken to the ship's infirmary in Dagestan! But fear not, no signs of trickery or ties to the war in Ukraine have been spotted on the horizon!
August 15, 2023, 10:43 am
Arrr, mateys! The good ol' Captain Fumio Kishida, the great Japanese Prime Minister, did proclaim once again the unwavering dedication of his land to peace! 'Twas during the grand ceremony celebratin' the 78th year since the endin' of World War II! Yo ho ho, peace be his compass!
August 15, 2023, 10:26 am
Arr! Come Aug. 15, 2023, me hearties, Poland be havin' a grand military parade to flaunt her fancy weapons! And mark ye calendars, me mateys, for on Oct. 15, 2023, the nation shall engage in parliamentary elections!
August 15, 2023, 10:19 am
Arrr, Xuxa be a mighty telly star in Brazil afore! But now, ye scallywags be ponderin' if a scrawny, golden-haired lass o' fair complexion be the proper idol for such a diverse land. Avast, the debate be fierce!
August 15, 2023, 9:24 am
Avast ye scurvy scum! Muhammad Arif, aged 45, be facin' a rough voyage, with the winds of justice blowin' fierce 'pon 'im. If found guilty o' claimin' to blast a Malaysia Airlines vessel to the heavens, he'll be shackled in the brig for a decade!
August 15, 2023, 9:02 am
Avast ye! Muhyiddin Yassin, the ol' captain of Malaysia, be free o' four corruption charges on Aug. 15, 2023! But beware, me hearties, he still be answerin' fer three charges o' money laundering, plunderin' $43 million. Yo ho ho!
August 15, 2023, 9:01 am
Arrr, the mighty tempest unleashed its fury, with rains like cannonballs and winds like the wrath of Davy Jones! 'Twas a signal for all to abandon ship, as flight be halted like a parrot with naught to squawk!
August 13, 2023, 5:54 am
Arr, the swashbucklin' Ukrainian officials be claimin' that a pair o' landlubbers and their wee lass be meetin' Davy Jones' locker followin' the attacks on Sunday.
August 13, 2023, 4:00 am
Arrr, the patrol vessels were chasing a fishin' boat brimmin' with scallywags headin' for Spain, when it ran aground on rocks near Senegal's capital, says the local scuttlebutt. Aye, at least 16 souls met Davy Jones' locker.
August 13, 2023, 4:00 am
Arr! Ashura, a grand occasion, where we mourn the slayin' of the Prophet Mohamed's kin and revel in our righteous Shiite pride. But lo and behold, this very year, our spirited chants be aimed at none other than the oppressive government scoundrels!
August 13, 2023, 4:00 am
Yarrr, them scurvy dogs be doubtin' that Kyiv be needin' their help, claimin' they can still triumph. But beware, for these so-called "military experts" may be naught but landlubbers who be speakin' out their rear ends!
August 12, 2023, 4:20 pm
Arrr! Avast ye, me hearties! One o' them adventurers, Kristin Harila, be sharin' she sailed to the top o' the mighty mountain, despite crossin' paths with a poor porter who tumbled from a treacherous cliff, meetin' Davy Jones down below.
August 12, 2023, 2:25 pm
Arr, mateys! The word be spreadin' like a raging storm! The scuttlebutt be sayin' that the grand elections, set for this here autumn, might be put off till the year 2024. Shiver me timbers! 'Tis a delay mighty long!
August 12, 2023, 2:00 pm
Arr, mateys! The National Security Secretary, Oleksiy Danilov, be chattin' with Fox News 'bout how Ukraine be bravely holdin' off them pesky Russia forces. Aye, they be fightin' strong for a whole year now!
August 12, 2023, 9:47 am
Arr, a sorry tale be told! Six souls met Davy Jones' locker, yet more than fifty were saved, as a migrant vessel dared the treacherous English Channel but ended up keel over. So the French authorities do declare!
August 12, 2023, 8:53 am
In its grand search fer weapons, Ukraine be rollin' back its anticorruption rules an' settlin' fer folks once deemed relics o' a wild era where all be fair. Arrr, what a tale o' plunderin' progress!
August 12, 2023, 7:00 am
Avast ye, me hearties! A kind-hearted organization, sworn to protect the vast ocean blue, be havin' a bone to pick with China! They reckon that this fancy ban on fishin' be naught but a fancy show, for they claim that China hardly cast their nets in these newly forbidden waters. Ahoy, what a jolly good PR stunt!
August 12, 2023, 5:20 am
Arr, though Ukraine be makin' tiny strides, 'tis forcin' Russia to shuffle their fighters to maintain control o'er their mighty fortifications along the ginormous front. So sayeth the analysts, mateys!
August 12, 2023, 5:00 am
Arrr, the scurvy dog auditor general hath discovered that the blimey process to unfurl lands in Toronto’s Greenbelt be swayed by and favored two cunning developers. Avast ye, mateys!
August 12, 2023, 4:39 am
Avast ye! Lai Ching-te, a bold scallywag who be not shy in bemoanin' Beijing, seeks to put yer worries to rest, me hearties. He vows to be a trusty pair of hands, both for ye voters and fer those landlubbers in Washington, should he be chosen to rule the ship!
August 12, 2023, 4:01 am
Arr, me hearties! Ye be talkin' 'bout the grandest city o' Turkey, filled with the graves o' holy souls. 'Tis a place where ye scurvy pilgrims be beggin' fer help from the heavens. When ye be pleadin' to the Almighty, them who be dear to Him might be yer messengers, arr!
August 11, 2023, 8:10 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! Mexico be investigatin' the demise o' a fair lass, the fourth to feel the wrath of Davy Jones at a Tijuana inn. This foul deed be tied to a bilge rat from California, belike him be guilty o' three other murders!
August 11, 2023, 5:25 pm
Arrr! Yonder five scallywag Americans, part of a prisoner swap, may be set free by September, as per a right tricky pact wit' Tehran.
August 11, 2023, 5:00 pm
Arr, thar be a mighty ruckus brewin' betwixt Niger's fresh military captains and a band o' West African scallywags, who be demandin' a fleet o' soldiers to reclaim democracy in Niger. Methinks a tempest be approachin'!
August 11, 2023, 4:32 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Cap’n Volodymyr Zelensky be shoutin' from the crow's nest, claimin' he be takin' away the 24 scallywag chiefs who be recruitin' for the regions! These bilge rats be schemin' to dodge the draft, threatenin' public trust and the support of our Western mates!
August 11, 2023, 3:44 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy bilge rats! The dreaded bacteria what be causin' the Legionnaires’ disease be discovered aboard the Bibby Stockholm, a barge where them poor souls be stayin' thanks to the government's harsh ways. Blimey!
August 11, 2023, 2:38 pm
Arr, the Israeli scurvy dogs sailed into the Tulkarem refugee camp in the occupied West Bank! A fierce battle ensued with them Palestinian scallywags, resulting in the tragic demise of a poor soul!
August 11, 2023, 2:33 pm
Arr, the scurvy dogs of Troyes Football Club be cuttin' ties with their president, Aymeric Magne, as swift as a cannonball! The crew made the call in a secret parley on a fine Friday.
August 11, 2023, 11:36 am
Avast, me hearties! Five scallywags from the United Nations who were snatched away like a treasure chest in Yemen 18 moons gone have been set free! The United Nations be sayin' they be in fine fettle, arrr!
August 11, 2023, 11:34 am
Arrr! 'Tis a mighty flood in China's Hebei, caused by the lingering wrath of Typhoon Doksuri. Aye, it be claimin' the lives of 29 souls, restin' peacefully in Davy Jones' locker, 'neath the watery depths.
August 11, 2023, 11:32 am
Arr, matey! The swashbucklin' candidate, Fernando Villavicencio, had been bellin' his voice about the scurvy connections betwixt the state 'n organized crime in a land plundered by violence from the cursed drug smugglers.
August 11, 2023, 11:13 am
Arrr, me hearties! It be said that Iran and the United States be havin' a jolly agreement, whereby Iran has be keepin' a tight leash on its nuclear program and be keepin' them proxy militias at bay. Aye, seems like they be playin' nice, for now!
August 11, 2023, 10:34 am
Arrr! The lads from the Ukrainian Air Force be sayin' that three more of those fiery boulders be set to strike the military airfields in the western lands. Aye, they be in a real pickle now, yarrr!
August 11, 2023, 5:35 am
Arr, this here scribe who penned a fresh tome ponderin' on such matters, be makin' us question our very existence! Be it wise to ponder on our alliance with America, me hearties, for it holds great sway on Australia's standin' in the world, mark me words!
August 11, 2023, 5:13 am
Arrr, them Ukrainian scallywags be claimin' their cannons be blastin' a Russian cannonball outta the sky o'er Kyiv! Har har, methinks those lads be playin' a fierce game o' naval warfare in the skies!
August 11, 2023, 4:59 am
Arr, the scallywags in charge be claimin' that Mr. Zuma, that ol' captain, be gettin' a fine share o' booty from a fresh scheme to clear the decks. But his rivals be raisin' an eyebrow, thinkin' there be some trickery in the air.
August 11, 2023, 4:01 am
Arrr, th' tormentin' chambers in th' weathered Ukrainian city o' Kupiansk be gatherin' dust fer moons. But beware, mateys! Moscow's advancin' forces be a mere five leagues hence!
August 11, 2023, 1:00 am
Arr, ye landlubbers at the Pentagon reckon that a good ol' contest be the key to makin' our national security shipshape! A bit o' competition brings forth newfangled ideas and keeps us scalawags on our toes, savvy?
August 10, 2023, 2:46 pm
Arr, mateys! Them native folk in the land o' Nicaragua's northeast be facin' a heap o' troubles! Armed scallywags be sailin' in, takin' 'em by force, makin' 'em walk the plank, all to cause mayhem 'n terror!
August 10, 2023, 2:43 pm
Arrr! On this fine Thursday, the defense ministry of Turkey be declaring that the scurvy dogs, them Kurdish fighters, done unleashed a series of grand assaults in northern Iraq. Aye, six brave Turkish soldiers be sent to Davy Jones' locker in the process!
August 10, 2023, 2:25 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! These knaves of international criminal organizations be exploitin' Ecuador's lack o' security to plunder the world's cocaine trade! The land be plagued with gang violence, aye, 'tis a crisis like no other!
August 5, 2023, 5:00 am
Arrr, mateys! This grand scheme to tax them fancy tech companies be stuck in Davy Jones' locker. But fear not! Canada be chartin' a new course, settin' sail with another cunning plan. Aye, they be showin' the world how it's done!
August 5, 2023, 4:50 am
Arrr! Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis the second sea drone attack on Russia's ship in but two days, near a vital bridge! A strike, it be, threatenin' the very heart o' Russia!
August 5, 2023, 4:47 am
Arr, the scallywag, the former cap'n o' Pakistan, be caught in the clutches o' the law! Sentenced to a good three years in the brig, for peddlin' state treasures and hidin' his ill-gotten booty. Aye, justice be served on this landlubber!
August 5, 2023, 4:16 am
Yarrr! In the aftermath of recent swashbuckling stabbings, online scallywags be sharin' secret hideouts fer copycat attacks. 'Tis stirred up quite the commotion amongst the landlubber coppers, who be scramblin' to protect a nation plagued by senseless piratey violence.
August 4, 2023, 5:04 pm
Arr, the assault befall the warship, aye, hund'eds o' leagues from Ukrainian-held territory. Kyiv, bold as a pirate, be seekin' to bring the war, right to Russia's doorstep, arrr!
August 4, 2023, 4:38 pm
Arrrr! The Council of Ministers in Ethiopia be declarin' a state of emergency in the Amhara land! There be too much ruckus and violence plaguin' the good people o' East Africa! Time to sort things out, me hearties!
August 4, 2023, 4:34 pm
Arrr, in Hong Kong, a fearsome landlubber wild boar be walkin' the plank after layin' hands on a maiden and a young scallywag near a train station. Aye, this be the 541st time them officials be dealin' with such tomfoolery since 2021.
August 4, 2023, 3:17 pm
Crafted 75 moons ago fer th' land's grand high school baseball brawl, Yuji Koseki's "Th' Crown Will Shine on Ye" be conjurin' recollections whilst brewin' fresh tales.
August 4, 2023, 3:10 pm
Arrr! Avast ye hearties! The scurvy dogs of Russia's Wagner Group be fancyin' a wee adventure in Niger's mates, Burkina Faso and Mali. They be mixin' themselves with these lands and castin' their gaze upon Niger. Shiver me timbers!
August 4, 2023, 2:50 pm
Avast ye! The imprisoned Russian scallywag, Alexei Navalny, be found guilty of so-called extremism! 'Tis a jolly good reason to make him sail the seas of imprisonment for another 19 long years! Ahoy, the lad's adventures be far from over!
August 4, 2023, 11:55 am
Arrr! Moscow be blabberin' 'bout Ukraine usin' them fancy drones to strike Novorossiysk, a Black Sea naval and shippin' hub, an' a port in occupied Crimea. Me hearties be havin' quite the jolly time causin' mischief, it seems!
August 4, 2023, 11:54 am
Arrr! The scallywag junta that mutinied against the president in the plundered land of West Africa, Niger, hath also marooned Niger's ambassadors to ye esteemed allies: the United States, France, and Nigeria. Methinks they be walkin' the plank!
August 4, 2023, 11:23 am
Arr, Greece be tryin' to put a stopper on this jolly crowdin' sea raider! They be guardin' their treasured archaeological site, but other ports 'cross Europe be followin' suit, lest their own treasures be plundered!
August 4, 2023, 11:17 am
Arr, me matey Aleksei A. Navalny, already locked in the brig, be cursed with a sentence fer backin' "extremism," as them Rusky folks be clampin' down on all forms o' dissent. Blimey!
August 4, 2023, 11:16 am
Arrr! Avast ye, me hearties! A Lufthansa ship from Deutschland to Sicilia be spied on yon radar, sailin' in a shape resemblin' a pirate's privates, all thanks to the cap'n bein' instructed to dock at a different port!
August 4, 2023, 10:56 am
Arrr! Yonder Kenyan doctors reckon many landlubbers got themselves a taste o' lead whilst fleein' the constables durin' th' latest uproar. They swear by th' holes o' bullets as telltale signs o' truth, matey!
July 29, 2023, 11:05 am
Arrr, a fearsome cannonball befall upon a busy tavern, scorchin' three brave Colombians. They be seekin' backers fer Ukraine in a land where neutrality be the trend.
July 29, 2023, 10:47 am
Arrr! Them Yankee intelligence dogs be reckonin' that this scurvy malware might bestow upon China the power to scuttle or tarry American deployments or resupply ventures, includin' a Chinese assault on Taiwan. Blimey!
July 29, 2023, 5:57 am
Arrr, ye swashbuckling reservists be crucial to Israel's defense, mateys, and to the spirit of unity. But alas, with a blimey new law wieldin' power over the courts, many a brave heart have abandoned ship. Aye, it seems a mighty chasm be growin' in our fair Israeli land!
July 29, 2023, 5:45 am
Arrr, President Volodymyr Zelensky be swearin' on his pirate's code to bolster defenses o'er his country's southern shores. Yet, Kyiv be findin' itself in a pickle, ponderin' mightily on where to bury its treasure me hearties!
July 29, 2023, 5:00 am
Arr, Canada's captain o' the ship be reorganizin' his crew, sendin' some scallywags down the ranks while shiftin' important roles to be ready for a great battle at the polls, me hearties!
July 29, 2023, 4:04 am
Arrr! Blisterin' heat and infernal wildfires be plaguin' our summer holidays, turnin' 'em into cursed nightmares! 'Tis makin' us ponder the fate o' our beloved tourist havens. Avast, be there no respite from this scorchin' calamity?
July 28, 2023, 7:46 pm
Arr, ye landlubbers aboard the roller coaster found yerselves in quite a pickle! Aye, the blasted contraption broke down, leavin' ye stranded fer a good 40 minutes. A jolly adventure indeed, in the fair land o' United Kingdom!
July 28, 2023, 6:05 pm
Arr! 'Tis a tale, me hearties! A soul be discovered in the St. Lawrence River, by the Canadian border, this moon. The poor lad be linked to the cursed act of smuggling eight folks from Romania and India.
July 28, 2023, 5:36 pm
Arrr! Avast, me hearties! Two scallywag cart-drivers in Cancun, Mexico, be thrown in the brig, as they be caught on ye olde moving pictures, layin' hands on a Chevrolet Suburban vessel transportin' foreign voyagers. Aye, a merry sight!
July 28, 2023, 4:58 pm
Avast, ye scallywags! Kyiv hath refused to own up fer them attacks, mayhaps hopin' to widen the war that hath been naught but a downpour of devastation and demise upon Ukraine.
July 28, 2023, 4:41 pm
Arr, me hearties! Avast ye! A program birthed by President George W. Bush many moons ago, aimed at battling the scurvy disease of AIDS across the globe, be in peril of being caught in a fierce squabble 'tween shipmates o'er abortion matters. Aye, some Republicans be threatenin' to scuttle its renewal.
July 28, 2023, 4:36 pm
Arrr! Avast ye! The Mexican Navy hath discovered the vessel of Maryland's sailin' scallywag, Donald Lawson. Aye, but Lawson himself be nowhere to be found, lost at sea. Arrr, that scurvy dog be playin' hide and seek with Davy Jones!
July 28, 2023, 4:31 pm
Arrr! A merry band o' salvagers be settin' foot on the Fremantle Highway, a flamin' vessel in th' North Sea by th' Dutch isle o' Terschelling, on this fine Friday.
July 28, 2023, 4:07 pm
Arrr, mateys! The tumultuous waters of Niger be harbingers of danger to Uncle Sam's counterterrorism endeavors. For if a scurvy coup manages to take hold, the very fate of America's engagement in these parts shall be determined. Aye, we be sailin' in treacherous seas!
July 28, 2023, 3:25 pm
Cap'n Omar Tchiani, aye, didst address ye scurvy dogs o'er state television. Claimin' t'be the head o' a scallywag transitional leadership in this West African land, 'twas but two days past when his bilge rats detained th' elected president.
July 28, 2023, 11:36 am
Arrr, the land of Ukraine be hopin' to inch ever closer to the Russian supply lines, mile by mile, if only its mighty forces can outwit Russia's stout defense. Aye, a grand battle it shall be!
July 28, 2023, 11:01 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dog! The captain o' that ill-fated vessel what sank in the Philippines bein' accused o' havin' knowledge 'bout the vessel bein' packed to the brim. Aye, 27 souls met Davy Jones' locker in that disastrous mishap!
July 28, 2023, 11:00 am
Avast, me hearties! Get yer eyes on the newfangled cinematic masterpiece by Christopher Nolan, tellin' the tale of that clever physicist J. Robert Oppenheimer and his quest to forge the first boom-boom bomb! Our scurvy columnist be havin' some literary treasures to share, so set sail fer a jolly good read, ye scallywags!
July 28, 2023, 10:44 am
Arrr, me hearties! Russia be stuck in a tempest o' Western sanctions since they set foot upon Ukraine's shores. But fear not, for China be sailin' alongside 'em, lendin' a hand to cheat the noose o' punishment!
July 28, 2023, 10:31 am
Avast ye scallywags! Beholdeth a moving picture from the shores of India, where a fearsome leopard saunters upon a stage of a grand soap opera, set in the wondrous land of Mumbai. 'Twas such a sight, that the lily-livered actors and crew scurried away like landlubbers fleein' a storm!
July 28, 2023, 10:14 am
Arr, ye scallywags! Avast ye! The ship, with 'bout 3,000 wheeled contraptions, be a-blazin' since Tuesday. Alas, one poor soul from our crew hath met Davy Jones' locker.
July 28, 2023, 7:42 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The Russian Cap'n Putin be tellin' them African leaders that his crew be studyin' their peace plans, hopin' to put an end to the plunderin' of Ukraine.
July 28, 2023, 5:54 am
The scurvy Ukrainian forces be boastin' that they did reclaim a village that was pillaged by those rotten Russians at the start of the battle, aye! They be takin' on a mighty barrage from Moscow's planes and cannons, but they showed 'em who be the true scallywags!
July 28, 2023, 5:52 am
Arrr! Those scallywags reckon that plunderin' Russin' booty, what's been locked away by the United States and Europe, may be a breach o' international law, leadin' to a cursed precedent! Me hearties be cautious!
July 28, 2023, 5:48 am
Arr, Sweden be in a mighty pickle, mateys! Torn betwixt the wrath over anti-Muslim shenanigans and its vows to uphold freedom o' gab. Aye, they be sailin' treacherous waters, with nary a compass to guide 'em!
July 28, 2023, 5:21 am
Arr, the 17-month scurvy war doth still be causin' mayhem, disruptin' the games just a year afore the Summer Olympic Games be held in fair Paris. Aye, the sea be rough, mates!
July 28, 2023, 4:44 am
Arrr, matey! In the year 2022, Singapore be bringin' back the hangin' business, and now they've gone and swung the pendulum on a lass for dealin' heroin! 'Tis been 19 years since they last saw such brutality. Ye better stay clear of that treacherous land, lest ye want a dance on the gallows!
July 27, 2023, 5:42 pm
Arr, matey! President Biden, he be mighty worried 'bout Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni's far-right crew takin' over last autumn. But lo and behold, she be a sturdy matey, aidin' in our American-led venture to lend a hand to Ukraine. Aye, sometimes ye can't judge a pirate by their flag!
July 27, 2023, 5:24 pm
Arr, for a span of three years, the merry songstress, who departed this mortal coil this week, did discover true bliss and serenity in a lofty haven amidst the hills, where she lived as naught but a humble matey among her brethren.
July 27, 2023, 5:18 pm
Arr, the Mexican President, Andrés Manuel López Obrador, be makin' a jolly offer of $385 million doubloons to purchase an American company's fine property on the Caribbean coast. Arr, he be hopin' to settle a quarrel, me hearties!
July 27, 2023, 5:13 pm
Arrr! Me hearties in the coastal lands of China and Taiwan be on guard, for Typhoon Doksuri be comin'! With its fierce winds and rain, it poses a threat to the region. Though it be weakened a wee bit, ye still best be takin' precautions, lest ye be caught unawares!
July 27, 2023, 5:06 pm
Arrr, mateys! A tale be told of a Norwegian lass and her trusty Nepali Sherpa matey. They be conquerin' the mighty 14 peaks o' the world's mountains in a mere 92 days! Truly a grand feat in the annals o' mountaineerin' history, if ye ask me!
July 27, 2023, 4:26 pm
On this fine Thursday, the goodly Sierra Leonean authorities have declared that they be joining hands with their neighboring comrades in an endeavor to thwart the vile pirates that be infesting the treacherous Gulf of Guinea. Arrr, may the winds be in their favor for this grand endeavor!
July 27, 2023, 4:25 pm
Arr, the good folk of Kyiv be fightin' back with all their might against the dastardly Russian invaders! But they be keepin' their lips sealed on the true scale of the attack, the scallywag casualties, and the forces they still hold in secret. Shiver me timbers, the mystery be thick as a fog!
July 27, 2023, 11:43 am
Arrr, fer hundreds o' years, th' royal family be claimin' many a swan in England. But alas! This year's count be revealin' a mighty concernin' decrease in wee cygnets along th' stretch o' River Thames. Aye, thar be troubles brewin' on these waters, me hearties!
July 27, 2023, 11:01 am
Avast ye scallywags! Thar be a band o' scurvy dogs claimin' they've given the boot to th' elected cap'n o' the land! Me hearties, this be a blow to democracy in West Africa, shakin' a mighty pillar indeed!
July 27, 2023, 10:56 am
Arr, Ukraine be a-scallywag, launchin' her counteroffensive in June but havin' no luck in makin' the significant progress them officials be yearnin' for. But hark ye, Gen. Jack Keane be claimin' any progress be a treasure worth cherishin'!
July 27, 2023, 10:54 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! Firefighters be rushin' to douse infernos sweepin' through a score o' lands amidst a roarin' heat wave. Avast, mateys! Gather 'round and learn the tale.
July 27, 2023, 10:36 am
Arr! A pair o' miscreants be nabbed in Scotland, mateys! A rascally video be unveilin' their vile act o' spray paintin' King Charles III's portrait. 'Tis a crime most foul, but a fine display o' their daftness!
July 27, 2023, 9:03 am
Arrr, me hearties! Birmingham, England, be a place where scurvy-ridden scoundrels run rampant! Aye, one group of scallywags claim it be the fourth most treacherous city in all the land, with a crime rate that'd make Blackbeard blush!
July 27, 2023, 8:50 am
Arrr, me hearties! Th' Ukrainian government be loosening its grip on th' ban 'gainst sportin' battles wit' Russian athletes. Now ye can have a jolly ol' match wit' those landlubbers who ain't representin' their country, savvy?
July 27, 2023, 5:55 am
Arrr! Mateys, Moscow be unleashing the wrath o' their cannons and bombardments down south, where them U.S. officials claim Ukraine be launchin' a grand counteroffensive! Shiver me timbers, 'tis a fierce battle brewin' on the horizon!
July 27, 2023, 5:55 am
Avast, me hearties! In a grand gathering o' African lands, the Russian captain be claimin' that 'tis not his plunderin' in Ukraine but the Western crows' hypocrisy be causin' all the fuss with our victuals! Arr, the world be filled with a sea of troubles, mateys!
July 27, 2023, 5:48 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs in China be blarin' about the sudden bootin' o' Qin Gang! The Foreign Ministry's clumsy rebuttal be a telltale sign o' their weakened sway under the mighty rule o' Xi Jinping! Aye, tis a right larf!
July 27, 2023, 5:38 am
Avast ye hearties! Word be spreadin' that a scurvy bunch o' landlubbers be claimin' power in Niger. Yet, the likes o' President Mohamed Bazoum and his hearty mates be swearin' that this miserable coup can yet be turned on its head. Arrr, the tide be turnin'!
July 27, 2023, 4:48 am
Arrr, mateys! Avast ye! The Western Australia Parks and Wildlife Service be sayin' that the last o' near 100 pilot whales that stranded themselves hath been sent to Davy Jones' locker on Wednesday afternoon!
July 27, 2023, 4:00 am
Arrr, me mateys! Listen up, ye scurvy dogs! Methinks this Giorgia Meloni, the Italian Cap'n, be resemblin' that fierce conservative lass, Margaret Thatcher, in her early days at the helm. Aye, a might comparison be made, indeed!
July 27, 2023, 1:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Iran be showin' off their shiny new cannons, be they missiles, aye! These beauties be boastin' more range 'n accuracy, all thanks to fancy artificial intelligence. Aye, ye better watch out, or ye might find yerself in Davy Jones' locker!
July 26, 2023, 6:37 pm
Arr, me hearties! The British scurvy dog, Joe Lewis, a wealthy buccaneer and captain of the Tottenham Hotspur crew, be claimin' he be innocent o' tradin' secrets like a true pirate! Aye, before a Manhattan judge, he be pleadin' not guilty, hopin' to escape the hangman's noose!
July 26, 2023, 5:00 pm
Arr, mateys! Aye, the landlubbers in charge have finally had a change of heart, mark me words! They be droppin' their guard and lettin' the court have its way with our brave sailors and soldiers, makin' 'em walk the plank of justice!
July 26, 2023, 4:46 pm
Avast ye! The Belarusian scribbler, Pavel Mazheika, hath been scuppered and sentenced to six long years in the brig! Why, ye ask? For naught but scribbling against the rule of that landlubber, President Alexander Lukashenko. Arrr, what a sorry tale fer a sea dog to hear!
July 26, 2023, 4:20 pm
Arr, the scallywag John Howard be feelin' the sting o' the lash, mateys! He dared to speak afore the vote on Aboriginal representation, and the sea o' anger washed upon 'im like a tidal wave!
July 26, 2023, 4:07 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dogs at the Bank of Canada be raisin' the rates by 25 measly basis points, takin' 'em to a 22-year high o' 5.0%! But that ain't all, they also be tweakin' their growth forecast for 2023. Shiver me timbers, what be next?
July 26, 2023, 4:03 pm
Arrr! 'Tis the Ukraine's security scurvy service that be boldly takin' credit for the grand explosion that did send the Kerch Bridge a-splittin' like a scurvy bilge rat! Arrr, they be causin' quite the merry chaos 'pon that Russian border, indeed!
July 26, 2023, 4:02 pm
Arr, word be spreading that the esteemed Mohamed Bazoum, elected by the people as the Nigerien President, be snatched away by the scallywags o' the presidential guard, in what may be a sly coup!
July 26, 2023, 11:52 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scurvy dogs o' Alberta be settin' sail to auction a fine adult-size suit shaped like a donair! 'Tis a true Canadian treasure, a delicacy akin to the gyro and doner kebab, cherished by the late-night souls in Nova Scotia. Avast, bid ye booty!
July 26, 2023, 11:48 am
Arr, President Mohamed Bazoum be a trusty matey to many Western lands in a treacherous realm plagued by scurvy dogs and mutinous scoundrels! His steadfast alliance be a silver lining in these perilous seas.
July 26, 2023, 11:42 am
Arr, Russia be tellin' tales! They spin a yarn 'bout fierce battles in Zaporizhzhia, claimin' 'tis a grand assault. But me hearties, they be havin' a fancy for exaggeration, methinks! Arr!
July 26, 2023, 11:01 am
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! A firefighting air force vessel, aye, was tryin' to quench the burnin' infernos in southern Greece. But alas! She met her doom on Tuesday, takin' two brave pilots to Davy Jones' locker, so they say.
July 26, 2023, 10:48 am
Arrr! Avast ye! A fine cargo ship, laden wit' near 3,000 carriages, be engulfed in flames on Tuesday's eve! The inferno still rages on this fine Wednesday, takin' the life o' one brave crewmate, while many more be injured. So says the Dutch coast guard, me hearties!
July 26, 2023, 10:34 am
Arrr! Methinks Stephen Termini, a hearty buccaneer from New York, hath ventured to Ireland afore and hath a fondness for the land. Alas, a scurvy bunch o' rapscallions be claimin' they did lay hands on him during his latest voyage.
July 26, 2023, 8:28 am
Arr, methinks the ol' Russian President, Vladimir Putin, was left in a proper state o' paralysis when that scallywag crew known as the Wagner Group dared to set sail on a rebellious venture in Russia. Aye, 'tis what the latest report claims, me hearty!
July 26, 2023, 5:57 am
Arrr, a scurvy pod of near a hundred pilot whales hath put on quite the show afore gettin' themselves stranded upon thar sandy shores of Western Australia. Aye, over fifty poor souls be lost to Davy Jones' locker.
July 26, 2023, 5:36 am
Arr, fearsome infernos be ravaging the lands of Southern Europe and North Africa, from the Greek isles to the shores of Algeria! No place be safe from these deadly blazes, mateys!
July 26, 2023, 5:32 am
Arr, me hearties! Avast ye! This chap, Mr. Hun Sen, bein' a scallywag, won himself some rigged elections, says he's been rulin' the land o' Cambodia since 1985. Now, the scurvy dog be claimin' he'll pass the crown to his own cub. Shiver me timbers!
July 26, 2023, 5:25 am
Arr, the rise of the Alternative for Germany party be makin' the landlubber politicians quiver in their boots! But for us honest conservatives, 'tis causin' a mighty fine identity crisis, arrr!
July 25, 2023, 6:27 pm
Arr, mateys! Tis a report from a wise group o' scholars that be makin' the matter o' Mexican navy's role in th' vanishin' o' 43 young scholars in 2014 more confusin' than a pirate's treasure map!
July 25, 2023, 5:34 pm
Arr! A law be sailin' on the horizon, offerin' millions o' skilled landlubbers fer Russia's fight in Ukraine! A savin' grace fer the Kremlin, as 'twill prevent a vast gatherin' o' forces that might drain support fer this here skirmish, ye scallywags!
July 25, 2023, 5:33 pm
Arrr, Odesa, a fine port town adored by many a seafarer, had been blessed by fortune, escaping the clutches of war. Yet, this week, fate be a cruel mistress, for tides be turnin', and trouble be knockin' at her doorstep.
July 25, 2023, 5:33 pm
Arr, Moscow be seekin' to forge bonds with its Asian mates, as it be stranded from the Western seas. These visits be showin' their determination to thrive amidst the treacherous waters o' diplomacy!
July 25, 2023, 5:32 pm
Arrr! The scallywag colonel, who be watchin' o'er the court-martial, did seek a spot in the Trump-era Justice Department. Methinks, the lad be showin' partiality, yarr!
July 25, 2023, 4:57 pm
Arr, a grand gathering o' Polish lasses be raisin' a fuss by the police den, showin' their unity with a lass, who tis said, suffered ill treatment fer takin' an abortin' dose. Aye, a sight t' behold, mateys!
July 25, 2023, 4:00 pm
Avast, mateys! A scurvy dog o' a gunman be blastin' away at a taxi stand in Port Shepstone, layin' four souls to rest 'n wounding four others. By Blackbeard's beard, we know naught of th' rogue's reason fer such treachery!
July 25, 2023, 3:29 pm
Arr, ye scurvy politicians in Washington be hollering for the liberation o' a Los Angeles attorney, held captive in the treacherous land o' Venezuela. Methinks they be wantin' to save their own hides, for the pirate's code states, 'No man be left behind'!
July 25, 2023, 2:22 pm
Avast ye, me hearties! Word be spreadin' that them Serbian scallywags be refusin' to grant ol' Vladimir Volokhonski, a fine matey from the Russian Democratic Society, a longer stay in their land. Arrr, troubles be brewin' on the high seas of diplomacy, mateys!
July 25, 2023, 11:43 am
Aye, me hearties! Nizamettin Gursu, the swashbucklin' beau of Yesim Demir, be claimin' he chose a spot with a grand view o' the cliffs to witness the sunset. But as he fetched his grub from his carriage, a dreadful shriek pierced the air! Arr, what be the cause, I ponder?
July 25, 2023, 11:27 am
Arr, fearsome infernos be sweepin' through parts o' southern Europe and North Africa, includin' the Greek isles and Algeria. Flames be dancin' a merry jig, makin' landlubbers quake in their boots!
July 25, 2023, 11:26 am
After months o' defiance, thar be defeat, matey! The scurvy right-wing government be havin' a jolly success in passin' a law that limits the power o' the Supreme Court, a gut punch to the mostly liberal and secular opposition, arrr!
July 25, 2023, 11:00 am
Arr, ye scallywags fret a path t'wards tyranny, while th' crew in power be sittin' 'ere, awaitin' the uproar that'll come from all ye naysayers. Let's see if they're capable of stirrin' up a proper storm, arr!
July 25, 2023, 10:54 am
Arr, this Putin fella be schemin' to give those Western officials a good ol' shiverin' timbers! He be raisin' the prices o' grub, hopin' they'll buckle under the weight 'n' drop their support for Ukraine 'n' them cursed sanctions on our land.
July 25, 2023, 10:12 am
Arrr, a misfortune hath befallen upon China, mateys! 'Tis a tale of woe where a lass-filled vessel of volleyball did suffer as a roof did crash 'pon 'em, claimin' eleven souls. Blunder it be, say the authorities, aye, for negligence be the culprit, aye!
July 25, 2023, 5:43 am
Arrr, the court be havin' the power to scuttle the law passed on Monday, or be interpretin' it with a pinch o' salt. Or they may just be puttin' off makin' any decision, like a lazy crew avoidin' the plank.
July 25, 2023, 5:27 am
Arrr, mateys! 'Tis a grand day as the scurvy political leaders be growin' mightier, while them judges be losin' a bit o' their clout. Avast, me hearties, change be upon us!
July 25, 2023, 5:19 am
Arrr, me mateys! The cursed gas flares and leakin' pipelines from Venezuela's once-thriving oil industry, plagued by the scurvy U.S. sanctions and mismanagement, be tarnishin' towns and a mighty lake. What a sorry sight it be, aye!
July 25, 2023, 4:05 am
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! A former matey, a Canadian principal, met his tragic end, takin' his own life, alas. Why, ye ask? 'Twas for daring to challenge the claims of a landlubber anti-racism instructor! Claimin' Canada was more racist than the great U.S. of A! Arrr, what a tale!
July 24, 2023, 7:08 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs in Guatemala be takin' to the streets to show yer displeasure 'gainst the actions o' the government who be harmin' Bernardo Arévalo's leftward Semilla party. Aye, a fine display o' yer rebellious spirit, me hearties!
July 24, 2023, 5:48 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The fierce attack, bein' on t'other side o' the river from Romania, be raisin' the chances o' a proper clash with a NATO matey. All this, mind ye, happened on a day when them drones be bombin' buildings in Moscow. Yo ho ho!
July 24, 2023, 4:44 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Listen ye well, fer I've got news to share. The scallywags of the land, in their infinite foolishness, 'ave imposed a law, aye, a ban on transition surgeries! 'Tis but a small part of their cruel crackdown against the L.G.B.T.Q. crew. Avast, tis a sad tale indeed!
July 24, 2023, 3:16 pm
Avast ye scallywags! A mighty Delta Air Lines vessel, weary from battle with the stormy skies, be forced to dock in Rome, right after setting sail from Milan. As the tale be told by the airline's crew and the local scuttlebutt, a fierce hailstorm be the culprit!
July 24, 2023, 2:18 pm
Arrr! The scurvy dog, New Zealand's Justice Minister, be resignin' on a Monday, forsooth! She be accused o' rammin' a parked vessel whilst testin' her grog level, exceedin' the legal limit, ye scallywag!
July 24, 2023, 2:15 pm
Arrr! Verily, the scurvy dogs at the Defense Department report that the Ams and aid ships bound for Ukraine be lackin' proper surveillance! Methinks these weapons be findin' their way to the clutches of villainous criminal scoundrels!
July 24, 2023, 1:35 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! In a mighty blow, 25 brave soldiers met Davy Jones' locker at the Somali military academy. 'Twas the work of scurvy al-Shabab, who left 40 more sons o' the sea in a sorry state.
July 24, 2023, 11:53 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! A dastardly drone assault hath struck a port near Romania! 'Tis a clear sign that Moscow, havin' withdrawn from an accord that let Ukraine send grain through the Black Sea, be aimin' to pillage other paths for their exports. Avast, ye treacherous Russians!
July 24, 2023, 11:53 am
Avast ye scallywags! This measure be makin' it harder for judges to give the government a keelhaulin'. The whole crew be bickerin' like a bunch o' sea dogs, and now those against it be beggin' the Supreme Court to sail in and save 'em from Davy Jones' locker!
July 24, 2023, 11:50 am
Arr, from Spain's chaotic election spoils, 'tis crystal that those Spaniards be steering their ship away from the political fringes!
July 24, 2023, 11:12 am
Arr, them scurvy Israeli lawmakers be pushin' forward parts o' a mighty controversial plan by the right-wing government to diminish the might o' the Supreme Court! Ignorin' threats from them protesters, who be threatenin' to shut down vast portions o' the economy, they be sailin' ahead!
July 24, 2023, 10:50 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! A Swedish ship be plannin' to build a wooden city by 2035, claimin' it be good for the environment and safe for us landlubbers. Arr, they be makin' quite the bold claim!
July 24, 2023, 8:54 am
Arrr! Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis a tragedy, I tell ye! One soul be sent to Davy Jones' locker and 48 be wounded, as a blasted gas explosion be rockin' the fair city of Johannesburg amidst the cursed rush hour traffic.
July 24, 2023, 8:41 am
Arr, them Russian scallywags claim they thwarted a Ukrainian drone raid near their mighty Defense Ministry in Moscow on Monday. But, by Davy Jones' locker, Ukraine be silent as a ghost ship, not confirming a thing!
July 24, 2023, 8:05 am
Arr matey! 'Tis the tale of Benjamin Netanyahu, the Israeli Prime Minister, who be sailin' the treacherous waters o' judicial reform. Aye, his government be makin' deals 'n compromisin' like landlubbers, which angered the scallywags 'n sparked grand protests. But alas, the bill be passin' without a single "nay" in a 64-0 vote, leavin' the land asea in wonderment.
July 24, 2023, 5:24 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dog! 'Tis bein' told by the official tale-spinners that this landlubber of a builder stored his loot atop the gym's roof, all wrong-like! An' alas, the wee lads an' lasses bore the brunt o' this mishap.
July 24, 2023, 4:02 am
Arr, some brave souls be riskin' their lives, settin' sail to Iraq or other nigh lands, seekin' shelters to begin anew.
July 24, 2023, 4:01 am
Arr, mateys! Israeli Cap'n Benjamin Netanyahu be set free from the infirmary on Monday, only to be greeted by rival scallywags raisin' hell 'round the bend. The scuffle be on, as they be preparin' for a crucial vote on the swashbucklin' government's judicial makeover plan.
July 24, 2023, 4:01 am
Arr, mateys! In ole Ukraine, ye kin find thousands o' families buryin' their brave soldiers in them “Alleys o' Heroes.” Yet, there be a few who be holdin' back, waitin' fer a replica o' Arlington National Cemetery, they be.
July 24, 2023, 4:00 am
Arrr mateys! In just two moon cycles, President Bola Tinubu hath swashbuckled his way through Nigeria's sickly economy. Whether it shall mend be a mystery, but for now, me hearties be feeling the sting!
July 24, 2023, 1:00 am
Arrr! Aye, a fresh scrawl be urgin' the Biden crew to list these scurvy dogs, backed by Iran, as hornswagglin' terrorists. The parchment tells tales of Tehran's gold flowin' into the pockets of these fierce corsairs, the militant Palestinian brethren!
July 23, 2023, 4:34 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The upcoming national elections might witness a band of scurvy scallywags from the far-right lay claim to the Spanish government for the first time since the 1970s. Avast! We be sailin' into uncharted waters, me mateys!
July 23, 2023, 4:18 pm
Arrr, the reckonings be showin' no scurvy scallywag garnerin' enough support to rule the land. Aye, the nation be facin' weeks o' doubt and bewilderment.
July 23, 2023, 3:51 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Pray, hear ye this fine tidings! Cambodia's elections, Ukraine's counteroffensive, and Japan's coal plants be makin' quite the fuss o' late. Aye, the world be a whirlpool o' brouhaha, settin' sail on a sea o' mischief and mayhem!
July 23, 2023, 3:35 pm
Arrr! Spanish landlubbers be makin' their way to the ballot boxes on a fine Sunday to cast their votes in a grand election. There be whispers that Spain may soon join the crew o' right-swingin' EU mates.
July 23, 2023, 3:31 pm
Arr! Aye, mateys! Be it known that a horde o' landlubbers be scramblin' like rats abandonin' ship on the Greek isle o' Rhodes! Flames be a-dancin', burnin' brighter than a scurvy pirate's gaze, as them wildfires refuse t'be tamed!
July 23, 2023, 11:54 am
Scallywag lass, tired o' the fierce customs o' modern life in a cutthroat South Korea, did scurry away to Mexico. By Blackbeard's beard! She found solace in a more tranquil existence, and lo and behold, garnered a crew o' millions o' social media scallywags.
July 23, 2023, 11:17 am
Arrr! Me hearties be ready to cast their votes on Monday, decidin' whether to curb the power o' the Supreme Court as part o' a grand plan to overhaul judicial authority. 'Tis a mighty clash, it be, concernin' the essence and destiny of our beloved Israel!
July 23, 2023, 9:07 am
Arr! Spain be gearin' up fer an early election, mateys! Cap'n Pedro Sánchez's scallywag socialists be expected to walk the plank, yieldin' power to the right-wing Popular Party. Yo ho ho, a political battle be brewin' on the horizon!
July 23, 2023, 8:56 am
Arr, ye scurvy landlubbers of Guayaquil, Ecuador's grandest city, be erectin' gates and mighty walls to ward off the treacherous tide of crime, as per a fine report, lest they be plundered by rapscallions and bilge rats alike!
July 23, 2023, 8:13 am
Arr, mateys! Them elected scallywags in Amsterdam, Netherlands, be blamin' the cursed climate change and them rowdy landlubber tourists for a jolly good reason to keelhaul them cruise ships, preventin' the scurvy rascals from offloadin' passengers in their precious city center!
July 23, 2023, 5:45 am
Avast ye scallywags! The landlubbers be squabbling 'bout the right-wing government's reform o' the courts, causin' many moons o' protests. Cap'n Benjamin Netanyahu, supportin' the scheme, had a procedure o' the heart this fine Sunday.
July 23, 2023, 4:57 am
Arrr! After a whole month of scribbling by the scallywags of New York Times, they be sayin' the battle be stuck betwixt stale biscuits, with Ukraine facin' many a trouble against a fierce enemy!
July 23, 2023, 4:43 am
July 23, 2023, 4:20 am
Yarrr, them landlubbers claimed that the honorable Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu be "doing very well" after some unexpected heart affair on a fine Sunday morn. But alas, the news only added to the mayhem surrounding the government's plot to cut the power o' the judges.
July 22, 2023, 6:49 pm
Avast, me hearties! 'Tis a sad tale I be bringin' ye this day. A young buccaneer from the land o' Indonesia, a fitness influencer at 33, met a tragic end when he dared to hoist a mighty 450-pound barbell, only to find his neck broken by its might. Aye, beware the treacherous weights, me mateys!
July 22, 2023, 5:56 pm
Arrr! Avast, ye mateys! 'Tis been told that the Israeli swashbuckler, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, be gettin' a new contraption called a pacemaker. Thar be a wee problem with dehydration, so they be fixin' him up proper-like. May fair winds guide his recovery!
July 22, 2023, 5:46 pm
Avast ye! He be a true scallywag in the grand operation o' the Allies to save the loot pilfered by them nasty Nazis. Aye, he be involved in preservin' the fine arts and cultural treasures of Europe, makin' history in the process!
July 22, 2023, 5:00 pm
Hark ye, me hearties! Hun Sen, the prime minister for nigh on four decades, be playin' his well-worn tricks afore the vote, ensurin' nary a soul dare challenge him. A grand spectacle be unfoldin', me mateys, as he be clearin' the path for his lad to take th' helm o' this land! Ahoy!
July 22, 2023, 4:59 pm
Yarr, me hearties! The landlubbers were forced to flee, countless paths be flooded, and a mighty fleet of landships be left deserted in that there land, as declared by the officials on the day of Saturn!
July 22, 2023, 2:58 pm
Arr! A jolly British charity be claimin' that 6% of scurvy adults have suffered from the foul curse of hygiene poverty, a number that be risin' to 13% among the lowly lover-income households! But alas, this cruel trend be spreadin' like a storm on the high seas, all thanks to the dreadful inflation.
July 22, 2023, 2:12 pm
Arr, me hearties! Nissim Kahlon be claimin' that them scurvy authorities and officials be likin' his humble abode, for they did connect him to the power grid, aye, years after issuin' a demolition order that never came to pass! Methinks it be a right good puzzler, indeed!
July 22, 2023, 10:37 am
Arr, a monstrous crew o' tens o' thousands o' rebels made their way unto Jerusalem on the Sabbath, some havin' trudged a goodly 40 leagues from Tel Aviv! 'Twas a grand display o' defiance, aye, against the scurvy government's wicked scheme t' shackle the judiciary!
July 22, 2023, 10:15 am
Avast ye mateys! Word has it that a scallywag be tossin' a fiery bomb at the tavern after gettin' the heave-ho. 'Tis a tale of Mexico's mighty battle to quell the ferocious pirate life ashore! Arrr!
July 22, 2023, 10:10 am
Arr! A chaotic sea o' politics be givin' strength to the wild winds! A fierce-right crew be ready to sail with pow'r, a sight not seen since the days o' ol' Franco!
July 22, 2023, 5:19 am
Arr! The scallywag Turk be playin' a fine role o' mediator betwixt Russia 'n Ukraine since t' full-scale invasion commenced last February.
July 22, 2023, 5:00 am
Arrr, their doom hath been foretold and the cursed lockdowns hath dealt 'em a mighty blow. Yet, by the grace of Davy Jones, many a local tavern be thriving once more!
July 22, 2023, 4:39 am
Arr! Thar be a hullabaloo brewin' o'er yonder! The scallywags claim there be a risin' tide o' close-mindedness 'gainst me hearties, the LGBTQ+ crew. In this godforsaken land, they dare label love a crime! Shiver me timbers, this be a pillage o' human rights!
July 22, 2023, 4:22 am
Avast! Me hearties! Ye be knowin' Aleksandr G. Lukashenko, a ruthless scallywag, be treatin' his foes with naught but brutality fer challengin' his claim as the president. The clampdown on dissent be worsenin' with each passin' day, mark me words, ye scurvy dogs!
July 22, 2023, 1:00 am
"Arrr, me matey Andrew Gray be a crafty scallywag! Usin' his contraptions and this here witchcraft called artificial intelligence, he be gatherin' the thoughts and ideas o' the masses to shape his pirate party plans. Aye, he be findin' common ground and where the sea be rough. Yo ho ho!"
July 21, 2023, 6:48 pm
Arr, ye scurvy scallywag! This sorry soul, Alexis Candelario Santana, be found guiltier than a bilge rat for sendin' eight souls to Davy Jones' locker in a bar brawl up yonder in Puerto Rico. Arr, he be also leavin' 19 poor souls injured. Walk the plank, ye landlubber!
July 21, 2023, 6:21 pm
Arrr, Iran and Russia be gettin' a taste o' the ol' U.S. and international sanctions, for their misdeeds on the high seas. But like cunning pirates, they be tryin' to outsmart 'em, fightin' against the rules they be forced to follow.
July 21, 2023, 5:25 pm
Avast ye! An old wench, wounded in a grand blast in Paris, be now sailing with the souls of Davy Jones. Three now be the tally of the scallywags who met their maker in that cursed affair!
July 21, 2023, 5:21 pm
Arr! Uruguay be set upon by a dire plague of souls takin' their own lives! Aye, 823 of 'em met their end last year, makin' it 23.3 souls per 100,000 who found nothin' but despair. 'Tis a record high, me hearties!
July 21, 2023, 5:17 pm
Arrr, ye scallywags from Guatemala be raidin' the offices o' Movimiento Semilla, the ship o' presidential candidate Bernardo Arévalo, a fine left-wing party. Avast ye, mateys, the landlubbers be causin' quite the ruckus!
July 21, 2023, 5:06 pm
Arrr, the officer be accused of aidin' the landlubber Beijing to sniff out an' frighten a poor soul, matey! As if that weren't enough, he be charged under Canada’s Security of Information Act, arrr!
July 21, 2023, 4:39 pm
Arr! Amidst the ruble's feeble state 'n the government's endless coin tossin' for the war in Ukraine, the fine city o' Moscow be makin' a bold move to tame inflation, leavin' many landlubbers in astoundment!
July 21, 2023, 3:29 pm
Arrr! 'Tis a tale of bilge rats! 'Twas eight moons since scurvy dogs cut the cables o' light, plundered a grand Bavarian museum, and made off with 483 precious gold doubloons, as be the word from the constables on duty.
July 21, 2023, 11:49 am
Arrr, me hearties! Canada be settin' the seas ablaze with a record-breakin' wildfire season! Methinks 'tis high time we be shiftin' our focus from battlin' these infernal fires to preventin' 'em, for they be growin' mightier and trickier to vanquish.
July 21, 2023, 11:48 am
Arrr! The U.N. Security Council be havin' a grand emergency meetin' 'bout the crumblin' of a deal what let Ukraine send its grain, despite a pesky Russian blockade. The scurvy dogs from Moscow once again raided the granaries in Odesa port, while their Navy be busy practicin' ship destruction in the Black Sea.
July 21, 2023, 11:46 am
Arrr, me hearties! Them seafarers and landlubbers be claimin' that the scorchin' heat in Athens and other ol' sites be a peril to their well-being and the tourists. Avast! These hearty souls be ceasin' their labors come noontide, at least for the present time.
July 21, 2023, 11:42 am
Avast ye! Australia be havin' a grand new contraption called a 'national wellbeing' dashboard. It be showin' the likes o' how the education, health, and the environment be farin' in our fair land. A fine way to keep track o' our ventures, methinks!
July 21, 2023, 11:32 am
Arrr! The Dutch scallywags be puttin' an end to them blasted cruise ships dockin' in their fair city! 'Tis a campaign to quell the pollution and trim the number o' landlubber tourists. Smart move, me hearties!
July 21, 2023, 5:04 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! Mariupol State University, a blessed haven amidst the brutal war, hath seen fit to release its newest flock of scholars, a year past escapin' the ruins o' their fair city!
July 21, 2023, 4:44 am
Arrr, the ruling Corsairs held onto Boris Johnson's former Parliament den in northwest London, but befallen in two territories, including a mighty sobering defeat in northern England.
July 21, 2023, 4:43 am
Arr, William J. Burns hath spun a yarn, spilling all the mischief done to Captain Vladimir V. Putin o' Russia by those scurvy dogs, the mercenary band. A tale so detailed, it be fit for a pirate's tavern tale!
July 21, 2023, 4:39 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! Listen up, fer I have news from afar! The land of cheese be sufferin' from a most curious dilemma. They be importin' more o' the creamy goodness than they be exportin', makin' the farmers and lovers o' tradition quake in their boots! Avast, the cheese-proud country be in a pickle, indeed!
July 21, 2023, 12:55 am
Arrr, Russia be havin' a wee bit o' trouble, me hearties! They've been causin' a string o' "unprofessional" commotions with them U.S. forces in Syria. It be raisin' fears about whether Washington can truly keep those Russian scallywags at bay, ye know!
July 20, 2023, 8:31 pm
Arrr, a scurvy dog in Lebanon be spied with a rubbish sack, holdin' a wee babe forsaken, so sayeth the news! The blunderin' authorities be yet to fathom the scoundrel who ditched the poor soul. Yo ho ho!
July 20, 2023, 8:08 pm
Avast ye, me hearties! Four scallywags in India stand accused of partaking in a dastardly mob. They shamelessly paraded lassies in their birthday suits fer all to see, before layin' a vile hand on 'em. It be time to make 'em walk the plank, arr!
July 20, 2023, 7:08 pm
Arr, mateys! On this fine Thursday, U.S. Ambassador Angela Aggeleron be claimin' that layin' sanctions upon the notorious merchant Jordan Kamchev might lend a hand to North Macedonia's quest fer joinin' the European Union, aye!
July 20, 2023, 5:20 pm
Arrr, mateys! A scurvy non-governmental organization be trackin' crimes 'n they be sayin' that Brazil saw a mighty decline in violent deaths in 2022, markin' the lowest level in over ten years. Shiver me timbers, that be good news!
July 20, 2023, 4:58 pm
Arrrr! The Spanish doth indulge in a sacred slumber called the siesta, but 'twas once deemed slothful. Yet lo and behold, even the likes of Germany, once siesta scallywags, be reconsiderin' this noble rest. Avast!
July 20, 2023, 4:38 pm
Arr, me hearties! Them scurvy dogs, in response to a protest in Stockholm last moon, be settin' ablaze parts o' the edifice, as they prepare fer another one on Thursday.
July 20, 2023, 4:17 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Young Razia Sultan, a wee lass of 11 summers, be beggin' the noble New Delhi to grant her the pleasure of meetin' her captive sire, that gallant Kashmiri rebel leader, Mohammed Yasin Malik. Shiver me timbers, give the poor girl her heart's desire!
July 20, 2023, 4:15 pm
Avast ye! In the land of the maple leaf, a terrible calamity hath befallen! A mighty contraption, known as a helicopter, hath taken a nosedive and claimed the life of a valiant pilot. 'Tis now the third soul lost in this treacherous battle against raging flames.
July 20, 2023, 3:13 pm
Arr, the U.S. scallywags from the State Department and Pentagon be blabberin' that they know naught but a wee bit about Travis King, save that he be a captive of the North Korean scurvy dogs.
July 20, 2023, 11:48 am
Arrr! A mere day after Moscow's stern warning about sailin' past their naval blockade, the winds be whisperin' of a possible escalation, causin' great trepidation 'mongst the merchants traversin' the seas. Avast! 'Tis a storm brewin' that threatens to wreak havoc upon commercial sailin'!
July 20, 2023, 11:38 am
Avast ye, hearties! Set yer eyes on this here footage captured aboard a Thai Smile vessel in the exotic lands of Thailand. 'Tis a sight to behold, as a mighty irate passenger begetteth a quarrel with the ship's crew. He be a-beggin' to return to the gate to fetch his precious bag. Arr, what a scurvy scallywag!
July 20, 2023, 11:26 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! The Muscovy lubbers be backin' out o' their promise, refusin' Ukraine's right to sail their grain across the Black Sea, blockade or no. But mark me words, any ship passin' near them Ukrainian ports shall be treatin' like a treasure worth plunderin' - a military target!
July 20, 2023, 11:14 am
Avast mateys! Javier Borrego be claimin' he's had a ship-shape surgery for a scurvy spinal trouble, makin' him lose weight faster than a cannonball! Now his clothes be hangin' looser than a sail in a storm!
July 20, 2023, 10:53 am
Arrr, mateys! Upon the third night, them Russian scoundrels be launchin' attacks on Ukrainian targets in the southern port region! Many a poor soul be losin' their lives, with vital Ukrainian infrastructure layin' in ruins. Oh, the plunderin' and pillagin' be never-endin'!
July 20, 2023, 10:51 am
Arr, 'tis like the landlubbers be takin' ages to admit they be holdin' Pvt. Travis T. King captive! Methinks their response will depend on what motives that scallywag Mr. King be havin'.
July 20, 2023, 10:41 am
Avast ye scallywags! The landlubbers be in a right tizzy o'er higher prices and foul taxes, claimin' lives to the tune of 29 souls. To our surprise, the blaggards in the press have come to a rare agreement and be warnin' of the peril ahead.
July 20, 2023, 5:50 am
Arr! Whilst holdin' a meetin' with that landlubber Henry Kissinger, China's cap'n, Xi Jinping, be seekin' American connections outside the Biden crew to sway Washington's thoughts 'bout China.
July 20, 2023, 3:14 am
Arrr, mateys! The raid upon two fair maidens in the land of Manipur hath stirred up the gallant Prime Minister Narendra Modi. Though he be sly with his words, 'tis the first time he be mentionin' the prolonged strife in that cursed state!
July 20, 2023, 3:07 am
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! The ancient aqueducts, crafted by them devilishly clever Moors o'er a millennium gone by, begettin' a web of waterways known as "acequias," bein' dug up and restored to their former glory. Aye, 'tis all to fend off the mighty climate change beast!
July 20, 2023, 2:47 am
Arr, the conflict with the Russkies be makin' life extra tough fer wee cancer-stricken scallywags 'n their kin. Yet, it be bringin' forth some jolly good advances in treatment fer the lads 'n lasses in Ukraine, arrr!
July 19, 2023, 7:41 pm
Arrr! The ex-leader o' th' Brexit Party be claimin' that th' scurvy dogs at Coutts be cuttin' him loose, all 'cause o' his political musin's! Avast ye, me hearties! What a tale o' revenge on these shores!
July 19, 2023, 7:18 pm
Arrr, mateys! Israel be proclaimin' on Wednesday that all ye Americans, be they dual-nationality Palestinians or not, be granted fair entry to the land through its international dock. Aye, a cheer be heard from the seven seas!
July 19, 2023, 6:35 pm
Avast, me hearties! In the past ten years, the landlubbers of the U.S. have been punishing the scallywags of Russia and Iran for their mischievous deeds abroad. 'Tis a never-ending saga, ye see, with outcomes as varied as a booty in a treasure chest.
July 19, 2023, 5:34 pm
Arr, there be a mighty brawl! The constables be sayin' that many a scurvy dog got hurt, includin' the blaggard who shot 'em all. The cannonade happened not far from where Norway's lasses be lodged fer the Women's World Cup, arr!
July 19, 2023, 5:28 pm
Avast ye! Yonder scurvy dog, a gunman, be sent to Davy Jones' locker, after lettin' loose his cannons at a construction site in the fair city of Auckland! Two souls be lost, and others wounded, as me hearties in blue declared.
July 19, 2023, 5:09 pm
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! Old Henry Kissinger be sailin' to China, even after leavin' his post. Beijing be hopin' to make merry with the U.S. by takin' this chance to stir up some good vibes!
July 19, 2023, 4:44 pm
Yarr, ye scallywags be worried 'bout the strikers, but the guilds of actors and writers claim 'tis fine to venture to the moving pictures and sail the streaming services. Aye, fear not, me hearties!
July 19, 2023, 4:40 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Thar be a report from election observers in Guatemala claimin' that them political parties and other rascals be quarrelin' like fools 'bout the results of last month's elections. Arrr, must be the squabbles of landlubbers!
July 19, 2023, 4:38 pm
Arr, me hearties! Ye see, retired Maj. Gen. Hugo Carvajal, a scurvy dog who once sailed with old Hugo Chávez, has been captured and hauled to New York in chains, after being accused of dealin' in the wicked trade of drugs for over a decade. Yo ho ho, justice has finally caught up with this landlubber!
July 19, 2023, 11:56 am
Arr, a wee bunch o' progressive scallywags be boycotting the speech, a day after the House voted for Israel, with some traitors jumpin' ship. The treatment o' them poor Palestinians and them changes to Israel's judiciary be rattlin' the nerves o' some Democrats, arr!
July 19, 2023, 11:45 am
Arrr, mateys! 'Tis a fact as sharp as a cutlass, by the reckonin' of them scientists, that the first fortnight o' July be the hottest e'er seen! Aye, the heat be scorchin' like a dragon's breath, makin' the seas boil and me pirate boots sizzle!
July 19, 2023, 11:36 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Moscow's Defense Ministry be speakin' on the matter, claimin' that Russia be withdrawin' from a deal that allowed Ukraine to send their precious grains. Aye, they be doin' this right after them strikes, which Ukraine claims be targetin' their grain infrastructure. Arrr, a fine mess indeed!
July 19, 2023, 11:31 am
Arr, me hearties! Avast ye! Rishi Sunak, the Cap'n o' the United Kingdom, be beggin' pardon to them gay swashbucklers fer the rough handlin' they suffered whilst LGBTQ+ mateys were barred from fightin' in the King's Navy! Aye, the winds o' change be blowin', me mateys!
July 19, 2023, 11:26 am
Arr, a mishap befallen at an unlawful coal mine in Coahuila, Mexico! Two brave souls met their untimely demise, but fear not, for their mortal remains were duly retrieved, lest ye be worryin'!
July 19, 2023, 11:24 am
Arr, a Vatican envoy, havin' met wi' grand dignitaries o' Ukraine an' Russia, had a wee chat wi' Cap'n Biden on Tuesday evenin'.
July 19, 2023, 5:57 am
Arrr, mateys! Britain's scurvy Conservative government be caught in a mighty morass o' troubles. Be they fresh or ancient, these woes be vexin' the likes o' Prime Minister Rishi Sunak. Aye, 'tis a rum ol' pickle they be in, I tell ye!
July 19, 2023, 5:43 am
Arr, ye see, Pvt. Travis T. King, a scurvy knave, was meant to board a ship bound fer the United States, yet he be havin' a change o' heart and joined a gang o' scallywags on a tour o' the DMZ. But lo and behold, he scurried away, aimin' fer the border like a landlubber on the run!
July 19, 2023, 5:38 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! The slowdown be larger than expected, with the cursed motor vehicle fuel prices leadin' the way. Twas a wee bit o' relief fer the government and the Bank of England, me hearties!
July 19, 2023, 4:51 am
Arr, says the big shot of United Kingdom's M16 intelligence, this fancy AI shall not be replacin' our precious human spies! Nay, for the "human factor" be of utmost importance and necessity, me hearties!
July 19, 2023, 4:45 am
Arr, at the ripe old age of a hundred, Henry Kissinger be havin' a parley with China's finest diplomat and their fearless defense minister. The same scallywag who, last month, dared to snub the invite from the U.S. defense secretary!
July 18, 2023, 5:55 pm
Arrr, this matey be the first bloke from the Americas to be nabbed by them North Korean scallywags since Bruce Byron Lowrance got himself caught for a whole month back in 2018, after sneakin' into their land from China.
July 18, 2023, 5:43 pm
Arrr, mateys! On Thursday, we be havin' three by-elections, includin' one in the ex-prime minister's solidly Conservative district. 'Twill show us a glimpse o' Britain's mood, it will! Time to cast yer vote and set sail on this political adventure, me hearties!
July 18, 2023, 5:40 pm
Arrr! The scallywags in the Security Council be quakin' in their boots, fearin' a fancy new gadget could scupper the peace o' the whole world! Shiver me timbers, what a tale!
July 18, 2023, 5:40 pm
Aye, me hearties! From North America to Europe and Asia, swashbuckling millions suffered under the fiery heat. The U.S. envoy for climate change, in all his wisdom, declared it be a peril to all ye landlubbers!
July 18, 2023, 5:06 pm
Arrr! Blisterin' barnacles! Thar be wildfires devourin' the lands west o' Athens, Greece! The scurvy dogs in charge had to shutter the highways to keep the flames from swashbucklin' an oil refinery!
July 18, 2023, 4:58 pm
Arrr, the scurvy Belarusian scallywags be continuin' their ruthless crackdown on the likes of opposition scoundrels, independent scribblers, 'n' rights champions, makin' another filthy arrest. Walk the plank, says I!
July 18, 2023, 4:08 pm
Arrr, mateys! The jolly United Nations Security Council gathered round to have a right good chat 'bout AI on a fine Tuesday. England's foreign secretary took the lead as the captain o' this ship. Aye, the U.K. be the council president for July!
July 18, 2023, 4:01 pm
Avast ye, mateys! A young swashbuckler, aged but twenty-four, from a wee soccer league, met his untimely fate with a shot to his noggin. 'Tis a sad day indeed, for he had been accused of attempted slaughter just afore his demise.
July 18, 2023, 11:48 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs of the World Meteorological Organization be warnin' against the nam'in' of these heat wave events! They claim no interest in raisin' awareness 'bout the dangers o' the heat, despite the pleas of some fancy-pants experts. Avast, they be sailin' a different course!
July 18, 2023, 11:46 am
Avast ye scallywags! A fine Mexican tuna boat hath come across an Aussie landlubber and his trusty pooch, adrift on the treacherous sea fer a full three moons. Their ship was battered by a fearsome storm, but fear not, for they be saved! Huzzah!
July 18, 2023, 11:36 am
Arrr, mateys! Some scurvy dogs be opposin' the Bibby Stockholm's arrival in southern England! Some be wantin' better treatment fer refugees, while others be cryin' against bringin' migrants to the area. But, by Blackbeard's beard, none be wantin' that blasted barge!
July 18, 2023, 11:03 am
Arr, Latin American and European Union scallywags convened for the jolly good launch of their first summit in eight long years. 'Twill be a right triumph if these bands of rapscallions decide to gather more frequently, me hearties!
July 18, 2023, 10:55 am
Arrr, ye see, the cursed barnacles and vile algae clingin' to this here object be tellin' us it's been swimmin' in the depths for a good year or more, savvy?
July 18, 2023, 9:58 am
Arr, 'tis a sad tale, mateys! Some 403 scurvy dogs from a Kenyan doomsday crew met their doom. They were told to scuttle themselves by starvin' for a meeting with ol' Jesus! Aye, seems their faith be as lost as a ship in the Bermuda Triangle.
July 18, 2023, 5:47 am
Arr, matey! World War II be a right ol' ideological tussle in Ukraine's war. But can ye believe it? It be causin' a ruckus on the very battlefield too! Aye, history be repeatin' itself, me hearties!
July 18, 2023, 5:18 am
Arr, ye scurvy homebuilding industry be movin' slower than a snail on a scurvy ship's deck when it comes to defendin' against the wrath o' extreme weather! But fear not, me hearties, for there be a few clever architects who be showin' the way to a safer port!
July 18, 2023, 4:13 am
Arr, matey! The scorchin' inferno sweatin' China be chattin' wit' John Kerry, Cap'n Biden's envoy o' the climate, as he parleys wit' them officials in Beijing. Aye, 'tis a spectacle indeed!
July 18, 2023, 4:03 am
Avast ye scallywags! Thousands o' swashbucklin' Israelis be blockin' roads and raisin' a ruckus o'er Benjamin Netanyahu's schemin' to trim the sails o' the judiciary. Arrr, they be fightin' for their rights, like true buccaneers! Yo ho ho!
July 18, 2023, 2:56 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! A wench from down under was set upon by a marauding crew of dingoes on a morn o' Monday whilst joggin' on a sandy shore o' K'gari. 'Tis the third dingo skirmish on the isle this year, arrr!
July 17, 2023, 6:58 pm
Avast ye scurvy landlubbers! A Cessna 208 be crashin' into a hangar at a skydivin' center in Chrcynno, Poland. Five souls be sent to Davy Jones' locker, while eight be left hurtin' like a peg-legged parrot. Arrr, a tragic tale indeed!
July 17, 2023, 5:01 pm
Yo ho ho! Avast, me hearties! On this fine Monday, Israel be proclaimin' its recognition o' Moroccan rule o'er the Western Sahara, a land stolen from the Spanish dogs. 'Tis a jolly jest, for 'tis just sou' o' Morocco, me lads!
July 13, 2023, 5:56 am
Arrr, mateys! The land o' America be sufferin' from a mighty heap o' natural disasters, revealin' the harsh truth of climate change! Aye, the winds be blowin' fierce and the seas be risin', shiver me timbers! 'Tis a warning from Davy Jones himself!
July 13, 2023, 5:55 am
Arr! Aye, jus' as the sun did set on the NATO summit, them scallywags be sendin' their devilish drones to raid the fair city o' Ukraine, three nights straight!
July 12, 2023, 5:35 pm
Arrr, the scribbler o' "The Intolerable Weightiness o' Bein'," he be famed fer his scandalous tales, full o' passion 'n mischief, exposin' th' stiflin' foolishness o' life in his homeland Czechoslovakia.
July 12, 2023, 5:26 pm
Arrr, those scurvy hackers set their sights on particular missives, so say the officials, in a trespass that be discovered ere Secretary of State Antony J. Blinken's voyage to Beijing in June.
July 12, 2023, 5:22 pm
After a grand gathering o' NATO crew, with talks o' Ukraine's battle and other swiftly shiftin' trials, Captain Biden declared, swearin' on his pirate's honor, that the alliance shall forever hold stout in its fight 'gainst the Russian scoundrels!
July 12, 2023, 4:25 pm
Arrrr! Ye bilge rats be knowin' that a scallywag-filled southwest Pakistan security post was beset by five rapscallions, leadin' to a grand shootout that sent nine brave soldiers, five attackers, and a hapless lass passin' by Davy Jones' locker!
July 12, 2023, 3:27 pm
Avast ye! In Somalia, a wee vessel took to the skies, but alas! It be a clumsy one, fer it skidded off the runway and crashed into a sturdy fence, shattering into fragments. Fear not, me hearties! All 30 souls and four crew members be livin', with only a brace of landlubbers gettin' hurt!
July 12, 2023, 3:15 pm
Arrr, Rep. Mike Gallagher, the cap'n o' the House Select Committee on the CCP, be claimin' that Chinese President Xi Jinping be playin' the part o' God, as Beijing be crushin' religious freedoms. Methinks the scallywag Xi be thinkin' he be walkin' on water!
July 12, 2023, 2:54 pm
Arr, a young lass of 15 summers from Guatemala hath met her untimely demise whilst under the watchful eye of the federal crew. 'Tis the fourth time this year a wee one hath met such a fate in the clutches of the U.S. government.
July 12, 2023, 2:45 pm
Arr! The captain, in a grand speech at Vilnius University, be insistin' that the alliance's unity shall hold strong. Cap'n Volodymyr Zelensky of Ukraine, with much gratitude, be pleadin' for NATO's military support and hopin' to settle a wee dispute about when his land be invited to join the alliance.
July 12, 2023, 2:45 pm
Arrr, the lass of Huw Edwards, a stout bloke of the BBC, did proclaimeth that her goodly husband be troubled in his mind. But the scurvy dogs in blue declared there be naught a speck of crime to be found.
July 12, 2023, 2:34 pm
Arrr! A scallywag Russian lawmaker claims that the likes of Gen. Sergei Surovikin, who's disappeared from the public eye since a wee mutiny, be simply "taking a rest," says he! Methinks there be more to this tale than meets the eye, mateys!
July 12, 2023, 2:20 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scurvy London police be sayin' on this fine Wednesday that there be no proof of a crime committed by a BBC scallywag who be accused o' payin' a young landlubber for indecent daguerreotypes. Aye, seems like this tale be naught but a breeze in the vast ocean of rumors!
July 12, 2023, 1:50 pm
Avast ye! The good Cap'n Erdogan be tuggin' Sweden's ear, cryin' "Join NATO, ye landlubbers!" But the jolly Swedes need to charm our parliament, who be busy 'til October. Arrr, a pirate's patience be tested!
July 12, 2023, 1:36 pm
Arr, a Yankee traveler set sail to New Zealand on a grand ship o' Royal Caribbean. But lo and behold, when a mighty volcano burst forth its fury in 2019, she feared death be near! A tale of trepidation, mateys!
July 12, 2023, 1:21 pm
Arrr! Them wise scholars be a-studyin' fine trinkets made o' bones from giant sloths. They reckon humans may 'ave roamed South America long afore we thought. Blimey!
July 12, 2023, 1:13 pm
Arr, ye scallywags at the wee ones' haven be usin' witchcraft called "artificial intelligence" to decide if the young'uns be needin' shelter from harm. They be usin' clues from o'er 6,000 past tales to guide their judgement. Avast!
July 10, 2023, 5:51 am
Avast ye maties! President Biden and Prime Minister Rishi Sunak o' Britain be havin' a quick parley in London afore a grand gathering of NATO captains in Lithuania. Yo ho ho, a pirate's life for them!
July 10, 2023, 5:43 am
Arrr, me hearties! The long-awaited retaliation be settin' sail at a snail's pace. Methinks 'tis slower than a landlubber learnin' to waltz!
July 10, 2023, 5:43 am
Avast ye hearties! Cap'n Rutte, the ship's captain since 2010, be announcing the grand collapse of his crew on Friday. Aye, new elections be comin' this fall, mark me words, me hearties!
July 10, 2023, 4:30 am
Arrr, me mateys! The jolly cooperation praised by President Biden be put to the test as the war in Ukraine be draggin' on. Aye, doubts be swirlin' 'bout whether that land should be part o' our crew.
July 9, 2023, 5:30 pm
In a grand 47-year voyage upon The Times, he sailed the treacherous seas of Cold War diplomacy in Europe, witnessed the desolation of famine in Africa, and beheld the wretched scourge of genocide in Southeast Asia. Aye, he be one seasoned scribe!
July 9, 2023, 3:22 pm
Avast, me hearties! 'Tis been said that the infamous Kim Jong Un, a scurvy dog of a North Korean dictator, hath a taste for the grog and feasts upon grand European fare like Parma ham, as told by the wise Anthony Glees, a knowledgeable matey.
July 9, 2023, 3:07 pm
Avast ye mateys! Janet Yellen sails from Beijing with a glimmer of hope, yet nary a treasure to be found. Arrr, no grand discoveries in sight, but the winds of optimism be blowin'!
July 9, 2023, 12:50 pm
Avast, me hearties! Ye scurvy Russia spokeswoman, Maria Zakharova, be blabberin' that the NATO summit needs to chatter 'bout Ukraine's supposed treachery against the Zaporizhzhia nuclear plant. Arrr, let's gather 'round the rum barrels 'n have a jolly good laugh at her claims!
July 9, 2023, 11:42 am
Avast ye maties! Word be spreadin' in The Sun sheet that a scurvy dog from the BBC, whose name shan't be revealed, did part with a shipload o' gold doubloons to a young scallywag in return for some risqué portraits. ARRR, what a tale!
July 9, 2023, 10:59 am
Arrr, in gatherin' a crew o' men from all corners o' th' world fer th' college that'll select his matey, th' pontiff be aimin' to showcase th' vastness o' th' church. Blimey!
July 9, 2023, 8:30 am
Arr, the likes of Bruce Springsteen and Billy Joel didst grace the shores o' Hyde Park, London, entertainin' a vast horde o' 60,000 scurvy scalawags at each concert. They didst resurrect their timeless shanties from days long gone by, fillin' the air with joyous melodies!
July 9, 2023, 8:14 am
Arrr, a fine lot o' five scurvy dogs from the regiment sailed back 'ome from the land o' Turkey, and a grand heroes' welcome awaited 'em on Saturday. But, by Blackbeard's beard! The Kremlin be accusing them sneaky scallywags from Ankara o' breakin' the terms o' the deal that set 'em free!
July 9, 2023, 7:04 am
Arrr, France be cuttin' off all the firework fun afore Bastille Day! They be banishin' the sale, carryin', transportin', and usin' o' pyrotechnic articles. They be promisin' to keep the French safe after the rowdy riots. Shiver me timbers, no more sparklin' explosions for ye!
July 9, 2023, 5:46 am
Avast ye mateys! As Spain be gettin' ready fer elections, some fancy-pants liberal European politicians be afeared that the hard-right Vox party might be the first scurvy right-wing party to sail into Spain's national government since the days o' old Franco. Arr!
July 9, 2023, 4:00 am
Arr, Mexico be takin' steps to keep the scurvy dogs from massin' along the border. But as these landlubbers flow into southern Mexico, the tranquility may be short-lived. Avast, me hearties!
July 9, 2023, 3:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! In a grand twist, Japan be openin' a NATO liaison office in Tokyo to add to its mighty arsenal and give them scallywags from China a fright in these waters!
July 9, 2023, 2:00 am
Yarr! Me hearties, them attempts to escape Kim Jong-un's clutches through China be meetin' a sorry end. The cursed surveillance, thievin' for profit, and the blasted pandemic be standin' in the way o' our freedom, arr!
July 8, 2023, 5:19 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! Them party landlubbers be squabblin' like bilge rats over the country's migration policy. What be the cause of their quarrel and what lies ahead on this treacherous voyage?
July 8, 2023, 3:47 pm
Arrr, this salty dog's Foreign Service voyage took him on a grand adventure to faraway lands, from Somalia to Haiti, the Balkans to Afghanistan. There, he bravely captained the efforts to mend these ravaged lands, aye, makin' 'em right as rain.
July 8, 2023, 2:50 pm
The scallywag school district in Canada be advisin' the fair lass, Kristin MacDonald, who be servin' as a special needs teaching assistant, to be scrappin' all her social media tied to her OnlyFans alter ego, Ava James. But the lass, bold as a buccaneer, refused, claimin' she be causin' no harm. Alas, the bilge rats did fire her!
July 8, 2023, 1:25 pm
Avast ye, mateys! This lass o' North Carolina hath crafted many a scrumptious biscuit aboard her factory ship, makin' 'em thin and crispy. Aye, she be sellin' a grand total o' 10 million o' these delectable treasures every year.
July 8, 2023, 12:44 pm
Arr, Penelope Williams, a nurse o' the land of UK, be cast out from her job at a hospital, for she did engage in forbidden pleasures with a patient in the parking lot, and alas, the poor soul met his untimely demise by way of a heart attack.
July 8, 2023, 11:44 am
Arr, Mateys! Prime Minister Mark Rutte did walk the plank after his shipmates be rejectin' his stern stance on refugees. Critics be claimin' he be puttin' his own political booty afore the art o' compromisin'.
July 8, 2023, 11:20 am
Avast ye, mateys! Beyoncé be kickin' off her voyage across North America on Saturday, settin' sail from Toronto. The hearties be filled with glee, while the roads be as clogged as a cannonball in a musket.
July 8, 2023, 10:41 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis Janet Yellen, the Treasury secretary, who be sayin' that China, the grandest emitter of greenhouse gases, can 'ave a "greater impact" by joinin' hands with other nations to combat the changin' climate. Aye, let's all sail together on this treacherous sea, me mateys!
July 8, 2023, 5:39 am
Arr, President Volodymyr Zelensky o' Ukraine be sharin' a jolly video o' hisself visitin' Snake Island, aye, a symbol o' his country's fierce battle, whilst a scurvy Russian strike in the east be takin' at least eight souls.
July 8, 2023, 5:28 am
Arrr, as we be gettin' older, our slumber needs be shiftin'. Nights when we be catchin' more Z's than we be keepin' our eyes open be as valuable as a chest o' buried treasure, yet as hard to find as a mermaid's kiss.
July 8, 2023, 5:28 am
Arr, a hunter's slain quarry in upstate New York hath stirred hope and fear in me heart, for it hints that the wolves be inchin' their way back to the Northeast. Aye, me mateys, be ready to face the wild wolves once more!
July 8, 2023, 5:00 am
Arr, ye scallywags! The mighty endeavor to restore and expand Canada's grand Parliament building, worth a fortune, be nearin' its first phase completion. Soon, we shall witness a sight fit for a pirate king!
July 8, 2023, 2:51 am
Arr, mateys! The landlubber U.S. authorities be lockin' up a scallywag from California, claimin' he be involved in the slayin' of a Mexican wench. Them Mexican investigators be callin' him a "serial killer," arrr!
July 7, 2023, 7:02 pm
Arrr! Austria's honorable Constitutional Court be dismissin' a case from a bunch o' young scallywags claimin' the nation's supposed lack o' action on climate change be violatin' their constitutional rights. Them lads be walkin' the plank, I tells ye!
July 7, 2023, 5:30 pm
Arr, me hearties! Cap'n Mark Rutte, aye, a true leader of the land, be not havin' the smoothest sailin' 'pon th' treacherous seas o' migration. 'Tis a struggle, indeed, fer him to reach accord with his scurvy coalition mates 'bout addin' more restrictions to these troublesome waters!
July 7, 2023, 5:16 pm
Arr, this lass be slayin' them Nazis in the Netherlands, bein' hailed as "the lass with the fiery locks" on their cursed most-wanted parchment! But alas, her tale took a tragic turn, for she met the cruel fate of execution, to Davy Jones' locker she sailed.
July 7, 2023, 3:49 pm
Arrr, a mighty blow from the skies, 'twas delivered by the U.S.-led coalition in northern Syria on the day of Friday. The blow did smite an scurvy dog tied to the Islamic State, sending 'im to Davy Jones' locker. A jolly fine strike indeed!
July 7, 2023, 3:46 pm
Arr, a monstrous blast hath occured on a gas platform in the Gulf of Mexico, scorchin' six brave souls and leavin' a handful of scallywags missin', as declared by them Mexican officials on this fine Friday.
July 7, 2023, 3:01 pm
Arrr, three landlubber railway officials be caught in connection with a fearsome calamity! Aye, 'twas a monstrous train wreck that claimed the lives of over 290 souls. Walk the plank they shall, for their incompetence be as treacherous as the tempestuous sea!
July 7, 2023, 3:00 pm
Arrr, mateys! In Trinidad and Tobago, them officials be wantin' to change the rules on school hair, me hearties! Some scallywags were denied their diplomas all because of fancy hairstyles. Blimey, it be time for a sea change, says the landlubbers!
July 7, 2023, 11:46 am
Arr, them scallywag workers be kept in the brig, accused of puttin' passengers at risk and meddlin' with evidence, as the Central Bureau of Investigation be tellin'.
July 7, 2023, 11:30 am
Avast ye! In the occupied West Bank, me hearties be sayin' they feel betrayed by their scurvy leaders, forgotten by world powers, and unable to defend their treasure from the landlubber Israelis. Aye, 'tis a sorry tale indeed, me mateys!
July 7, 2023, 11:21 am
Arr, me hearties! The Holy Pope Francis, bless his soul, be invitin' Rev. James Martin, a fine American Jesuit, who be sailin' the seas o' outreach ministry fer LGBTQ Catholics, to join 'im at a grand Vatican meetin' with the bishops this year. Yo ho ho, ain't that a tale worth sharin'!
July 7, 2023, 11:20 am
July 7, 2023, 11:18 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Three scallywag helicopter tour operators be guilty as a bilge rat for breakin' safety rules when the White Island volcano blew its top in 2019, leadin' to the demise of 22 souls. Walkin' the plank they'll go, arrr!
July 7, 2023, 11:17 am
Grog! Scallywags be firin' shots at a mosque on a Friday, sendin' one poor soul to Davy Jones' locker and leavin' five landlubbers wounded, says a scurvy Lebanese official.
July 7, 2023, 5:57 am
Arrr, the source o' th' inferno, which be sendin' scores o' landlubbers to th' infirmary, be still under scrutiny. "It be worse than ye think, mateys," quoth th' mayor o' this cursed city.
July 7, 2023, 5:46 am
Arrr! The gallant rescuers in Lviv be done scourin' the wreckage after Thursday's blow. In the south o' Ukraine, a brace o' souls met their doom when a Rusky drone swooped down like a dastardly seagull!
July 7, 2023, 5:44 am
Arrr, we be reportin' on a scurvy hotel mutiny in Los Angeles, where the sun's scorchin' hotter than the depths of Davy Jones' locker! And to top it off, there be news of a potion claimin' to cure the forgetful mind. Avast ye, mateys!
July 7, 2023, 5:07 am
Arrr! Over 150 years past, an Australian voyage to England didst seize the fancy of ye Britons, mateys!
July 7, 2023, 5:00 am
Arr! Word be reachin' me ears that the wily Wagner captain, Yevgeny Prigozhin, hath been spied upon his own turf in St. Petersburg, as tattled by the landlubbin' Russian scallywags!
July 7, 2023, 3:38 am
Avast, me hearties! Them U.S. officials be blabberin', sayin' that the cluster munitions be joinin' a grand total o' $800 million in newfangled military aid fer Ukraine's brave fight against the scurvy dogs o' Russia!
July 7, 2023, 1:00 am
Avast ye mateys! A scroll crafted by a bunch o' landlubbers in the U.K. be tellin' wee ones, barely old enough to swab the deck, 'bout matters o' gender and claimin' that bein' LGBTQ be all fine and dandy with the gods. Blimey, they be teachin' some peculiar things indeed!
July 7, 2023, 1:00 am
Arrr! Ukraine be craftin' its very own concoction o' artificial intelligence, havin' studied ten others. They wisely fashioned a bespoke system to keep their precious secrets out o' reach o' any company's grasp, savvy?
July 6, 2023, 5:38 pm
Arrr, after a yearlong freeze in the tides of climate talks, the mighty United States and China, them scurvy dogs known as the biggest polluters, be settin' sail again for discussions. Methinks there be hope for the seas ahead!
July 6, 2023, 5:13 pm
Avast, me hearties! In the midst o' a scorchin' heat wave, the poor souls dwellin' in the northern port o' Hermosillo be gaspin' fer breath, as if they be trapped in Davy Jones' locker!
July 6, 2023, 4:26 pm
Arr, mateys! Be it known that a band of Spanish landlubbers be claimin' that a mighty 951 souls have met their watery graves whilst seekin' to set foot on Spanish shores in the first half of 2023. Aye, 'tis a tragic tale indeed!
July 6, 2023, 4:23 pm
Arrr, the count of souls lost be at least 55, as the scurvy monsoon rains be poundin' Pakistan for a fortnight! Reports claim 12 more lives be claimed, with eight poor younglings amongst 'em. Aye, the sea be a cruel mistress indeed!
July 6, 2023, 1:48 pm
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis a tale of the British scoundrel Chris Pincher, a Tory landlubber who doth represent Tamworth in the House of Commons. Rumor hath it that he be sailin' away from parliament in disgrace, fer bein' caught in the treacherous waters of sexual harassment! Har har har!
July 6, 2023, 11:50 am
From port to port, the land be scorchin' as the foul greenhouse gases be plunderin' the heavens, joinin' forces with the treacherous El Niño. Arr!
July 6, 2023, 11:24 am
Arrr! Me hearties! A sojourn to a far-flung conservation park unveils the lasting effects on merry villagers of a valiant voyage by the scribbler Delia Owens and her matey, as they be fending off scurvy poachers and safeguarding the creatures of the land.
July 6, 2023, 11:13 am
Arr! With her charm and patriotic fervor, she be makin' breakin' free from the clutches o' Britain a popular notion! For many a decade, she sailed the ship o' independence, a true champion o' liberty!
July 6, 2023, 10:40 am
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! On Wednesday, the scallywags stumbled upon the scattered bones of not one, but two unlucky souls, who met their gruesome end in the streets near a noble Mexican city. Yarrr, a chilling discovery indeed!
July 6, 2023, 9:55 am
China be not takin' kindly ta the words o' that fancy-pants diplomat! They be brushin' 'em off like barnacles on a ship's hull. No race-based alliances be needed, says China! They be advisin' Japan and South Korea ta cut anchor with the U.S. Ahoy, what a tale!
July 6, 2023, 8:35 am
Arr, the scallywag Russians be unleashin' their deadly missiles upon Lviv! Four poor souls be sent to Davy Jones' locker whilst Ukraine fights back against the Russian dogs. The brave Ukrainian officials be swearin' a response, mark me words!
July 6, 2023, 5:56 am
Arrr, me hearties! The cap'n o' Belarus did spill the beans to the scallywags that the Wagner mutineer, Yevgeny V. Prigozhin, be in St. Petersburg. But, alas, there be no way to confirm if it be true or just a tale spun by the winds.
July 6, 2023, 5:54 am
Arr, mateys, New Hampshire be havin' a pitifully scurvy track record when 't comes to spottin' th' most seaworthy Democratic presidential mateys! Alas, their discernin' skills be as lost as a treasure buried deep in Davy Jones' locker!
July 6, 2023, 5:32 am
Arr, Yevgeny Prigozhin, th' Wagner Group Chief, be sailin' back t' Russia, scurvy cur, after 'is pitiful rebellion against th' Kremlin. So says thar Belarusian President, Alexander Lukashenko, savvy?
July 6, 2023, 5:19 am
Arrr, the rulers screeched that the poor souls, scallywags from 21 to 95 summers, be caught in a tangled mess! Beware, mateys, for there may still be landlubbers buried beneath the debris!
July 6, 2023, 5:00 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! Them Ruskies be flyin' their fighter jets mighty close to our U.S. drones over Syria, exhibitin' reckless behavior, as seen in this Air Force video. Aye, they be playin' a dangerous game in these skies!
July 6, 2023, 4:38 am
Arrr, in the cursed year 2020, the cannons of Iran be firin' upon a Ukraine Airlines vessel, takin' the lives of 176 poor souls. Now, four mighty nations be seekin' justice in The Hague, demandin' a true tale of what occurred and proper recompense for the tragedy!
July 6, 2023, 1:00 am
Arr, in the treacherous year of 2019, a handful o' mighty U.S. tech companies did join as strategic shipmates. Yet, this year's World AI Conference in Shanghai shall witness only a solitary scurvy dog takin' up the mantle o' partnership.
July 5, 2023, 9:16 pm
Arrr, the Israeli Cap'n Benjamin Netanyahu be claimin' that a scallywag of an Israeli scholar, who be studyin' at Princeton, be swiped away by a band o' rapscallions in Iraq, all backed by the rogue nation o' Iran, mateys!
July 3, 2023, 10:34 am
By me doubloons! These spyglass pictures, secret court parchments, and tales from the living doth proclaimeth that a monstrous number of deaths could've been avoided, arrr!
July 3, 2023, 9:43 am
Arrr, these fearsome wildfires be plunderin' the industries and layin' waste to the households across Canada! 'Tis a stormy reckonin' for all the countries facing the wrath o' extreme weather.
July 3, 2023, 5:59 am
Arrr! The scurvy dogs o' Kyiv be makin' wee victories, but the battle be a right mess, says a high 'n mighty official! Arrr, 'tis a knotty situation, mateys!
July 3, 2023, 5:55 am
Avast ye landlubbers! A fearsome battle took place in Jenin, a city in the occupied West Bank. Eight scurvy dogs met their doom as drones be a-rainin' destruction upon 'em, whilst hundreds of ground forces be a-scramblin'! Shiver me timbers!
July 3, 2023, 5:50 am
Arrr, me mateys! The laws of age be makin' a grand change in the realms o' websites fer wee ones 'n grown-up scallywags alike! Keep yer eyes peeled, me hearties! Avast!
July 3, 2023, 5:46 am
Arr! Me hearties, listen up! Russia be brewin' a wee cottage industry o' fancy spy gadgets to quell their own lads and lasses who dare oppose the war in Ukraine. And mark ye well, these clever contraptions may even find their way into foreign lands. Shiver me timbers!
July 3, 2023, 2:39 am
Arrr, an Aussie lass be strolling her lil' dachshund at a pooch's haven, when a rascally cur be springin' forth an' harassin' the poor lass an' her four-legged matey. But alas, it be a mere seven weeks afore her matrimony, a rather ill-timed skirmish indeed!
July 2, 2023, 8:34 pm
Avast, me hearties! The French granny o' a 17-year-old lad, who met his untimely end by a poxy officer o' the law, be pleadin' fer 'em riots to be put to rest. She be no scallywag, harborin' ill will 'gainst the whole police force, says she!
July 2, 2023, 4:34 pm
Arrr, me hearties! On Thursday, the Chinese landlubbers in Marseille found themselves in a jolly pickle when the glass windows of their vessel were shattered during the ruckus that's been plaguing France. Arrr, these be treacherous times indeed!
July 2, 2023, 1:59 pm
Arrr! Me hearties be tellin' that the first pre-dawn drone storm be batterin' the Ukrainian capital after a fortnight, mateys!
July 2, 2023, 1:27 pm
Arrr, South Korea be givin' orders to its Unification Ministry to change course! Instead o' supportin' North Korea, they be fightin' against their dreadful human rights misdeeds. Avast ye, a grand change be on the horizon!
July 2, 2023, 1:17 pm
Arr! Syria be boastin' 'bout takin' down them Israeli cannonballs aimed at their defenses near Hom! But Israel be denyin' any harm to their warbirds, claimin' it be all bluster from Syria's scurvy dogs!
July 2, 2023, 1:08 pm
Arrgh! The scallywags in Kyiv, Ukraine be blabberin' 'bout a mighty wave o' drone attacks, ye see. But fear not, me hearties, for those landlubbers failed to lay their cursed hands on the city!
July 2, 2023, 1:07 pm
Arrr, by the powers! The notion of Nahel Merzouk's untimely demise and the scurvy ban on head scarves in soccer befallin' at the same time may seem a mere happenstance. Yet, it shines a light on France's dire quandary o' identity and acceptin' others. Arrr, matey!
July 2, 2023, 1:05 pm
Avast ye scallywags! 'Twas a mostly peaceful night o' protests 'gainst the scurvy police's murder o' a young lad, but lo and behold, two mighty blows were dealt against them civic leaders! 'Tis a powder keg ready to blow, me hearties!
July 2, 2023, 11:55 am
Avast ye! 'Tis a jolly tale! These scurvy dogs, them Russians and a Ukrainian, be caught at an abandoned arms forge in Albania. Claiming they be snappin' pictures for posterity, they be stuck in that cursed land, unable to set sail! Arrr!
June 25, 2023, 5:59 am
"Avast ye scallywags! The dreaded Yevgeny V. Prigozhin, head of the Wagner mercenary group, hath struck a deal to stop their mutiny against the Russian military and set sail for Belarus. The landlubbers of a southeastern Russian city cheered as Wagner's forces hoisted anchor and left port."
June 25, 2023, 4:00 am
Arr, the votin' in the land of Central America be a tricky business indeed! They be throwin' out the best candidates and talkin' 'bout gettin' tough on crime. Ye can't trust 'em landlubbers, I tell ye!
June 25, 2023, 4:00 am
Avast ye, me hearties! Listen up! This here nation of Bangladesh, nestled in a river delta, be facing the brunt of climate change! But fear not, for their savvy ways of coping could teach us all a thing or two! Arrrr!
June 25, 2023, 4:00 am
Ahoy, mateys! Yevgeny V. Prigozhin, the scallywag who founded the Wagner Group, be in a right state o' fury over a bungled battle in Ukraine. He's turned on his own maker, but then 'twas said he be changin' his tune faster than a ship in a storm! Arrr!
June 24, 2023, 5:53 pm
Arrr! Yevgeny V. Prigozhin, the scallywag leader of the Wagner Group, had earned the trust of the fearsome Vladimir V. Putin. But alas, he turned on his shipmates and caused quite the commotion in the Kremlin! Ahoy, a mutiny indeed!
June 24, 2023, 5:49 pm
Arrrr! The band of scallywags done gone and seized the Russian city of Rostov-on-Don, the heart of Moscow's military ventures in Ukraine, and be posing a mighty threat to ol' President Vladimir Putin's rule! Shiver me timbers!
June 24, 2023, 3:20 pm
Arrr, the cap'n of the Wagner Group must've felt the winds of ill fate blowin' against their plan for Moscow. The expert saith that be why they turned tail and ran.
June 24, 2023, 2:24 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Word on the seas be that them fancy-pants Mounties from the Royal Canadian Fleet be mulling over whether to pursue a criminal inquiry into the recent blast of the Titan watery vessel that took five souls down to Davy Jones' Locker. Shiver me timbers, they sure take their investigations seriously!
June 24, 2023, 1:50 pm
Arrr! Yevgeny Prigozhin be boastin' that his crew reached Rostov-on-Don without spillin' a drop of blood! And he be turnin' the ship around to avoid any potential bloodshed. Methinks he be afraid of the mighty wrath of the sea gods!
June 24, 2023, 11:37 am
Arr, a mighty mercenary captain be stirrin' up trouble 'gainst the Russkies! Tensions be high, like a stormy sea, not seen in ages. Mayhaps we'll see some cannons a-blazin'!
June 24, 2023, 11:23 am
Arr, the scurvy investigators boarded the Polar Prince, which had moored at the grand Atlantic stronghold of the Canadian Coast Guard, seeking ye olde answers.
June 24, 2023, 11:01 am
Arr, fer over two score and a half, the system did aid President Vladimir V. Putin in ensurin' his supreme authority, ensurin' that he held the keys to riches and sway in modern Russia.
June 24, 2023, 7:44 am
"Arrr, word has it that scallywags with the Wagner Group be marchin' north towards Moscow, claimin' Russian turf in Rostov-on-Don. Best guard yer booty and batten down the hatches, mateys!"
June 24, 2023, 5:53 am
Avast ye scallywags! Yevgeny Prigozhin, cap'n of the Wagner privateers, didst make his way into the yard of Russia's southern garrison in Rostov-on-Don, as captured on video, as verified by The Times. Arrr!
June 24, 2023, 5:21 am
Arrr, ye scallywags from three Pacific isles, fit to serve in the King's Navy, be in a conundrum to receive certain privileges. But fret ye not, says I, as a solution be on the horizon.
June 24, 2023, 5:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Sikh scallywags o' Surrey claim that Hardeep Singh Nijjar, the cap'n o' a local temple, was sent to Davy Jones' Locker fer his political opinions. Savvy?
June 24, 2023, 4:20 am
Arrrr! Me mateys, hear ye this tale of Mr. Prigozhin! He be not just a mere businessman, but a cook to the great President Putin! Now he be a symbol of war, commanding his own army from Ukraine to the Central African Republic! Shiver me timbers!
June 24, 2023, 3:44 am
Arrr mateys! The Russki cap'n, Vladimir Putin be swearin' upon the Jolly Roger to punish all them scurvy dogs involved in the "armed rebellion". He be also callin' out that land lubber Yevgeny Prigozhin for his treacherous call to action. Walk the plank, ye traitor!
June 24, 2023, 1:16 am
Arrr, the cap'n of Wagner's private army be claimin' he and his scallywags have made it to Rostov-on-Don! And they be callin' for a jolly good mutiny to force out Russia's defense minister. Shiver me timbers!
June 23, 2023, 7:03 pm
Yarr mateys! 'Tis said that a moving picture of those scallywags from the Jalisco New Generation be making rounds, where they be holdin' up wenches at gunpoint in a tavern. The government be lookin' into it, so let's hope they get what's comin' to 'em!
June 23, 2023, 5:54 pm
Arrr! Ye scallywag, Yevgeny V. Prigozhin be claimin' a mutiny 'gainst Russia. The F.S.B. is investigatin' this treachery! Avast ye, Prigozhin, or ye'll walk the plank!
June 23, 2023, 5:40 pm
"Arrr, me hearties! Ye won't believe what I just heard! A young scallywag named Hamza Taouzzale becamin' the first Muslim to take on the grand title of Lord Mayor of Westminster, outrankin' many of the city's top brass. Yarrr, he's a force to be reckoned with, mateys!"
June 23, 2023, 5:21 pm
Yo ho ho! The scurvy dogs of the Canadian government be lookin' into the mishap of the OceanGate Titan. 'Twas a tragedy, with all hands lost to Davy Jones' locker. Mayhaps they be findin' the cause of this cursed event.
June 23, 2023, 3:22 pm
Arrr, the cap'n of Wagner Group, Yevgeny Prigozhin, be showin' a video o' the attack and vowin' revenge fer the many a' his troops lost. The Russkie officials be denyin' any such attack, but we all know better, don't we mateys?
June 23, 2023, 2:17 pm
Arrrr, ye scallywags! The U.N. be turnin' a blind eye to Russia's use of Iranian drones in Ukraine. It violates Resolution 2231, which says ye need approval to transfer weapons from Iran. But I reckon the U.N. be too busy swabbin' the deck to care.
June 23, 2023, 11:58 am
Arrgh, three scurvy dogs from the city were sent to Davy Jones' locker by the Russian's cannons in Kherson! 'Tis a tragic fate for those caught in the midst of a flood, but the sea cares not for mercy.
June 23, 2023, 11:43 am
Avast ye mateys, Yevgeny V. Prigozhin, leader of the private Wagner force, hath been berating Russia's military leadership for moons. But his latest 30-minute video be takin' his scurvy criticism to a whole new level! Arrr!
June 23, 2023, 11:41 am
Arrr! Me hearties, the cap'n of India be makin' a grand speech abroad, makin' connections with other countries and showin' off his own importance on the world stage. Aye, he be a smart one, that cap'n!
June 23, 2023, 11:40 am
Avast ye hearties! Upon the dive, Karl Stanley heard a thunderous crack and sent word to our illustrious C.E.O. Stockton Rush to weigh anchor on any future voyages! Arrr, the sea be a treacherous mistress indeed!
June 23, 2023, 11:35 am
"Avast! A Chinese haven has declared on Friday that a blast at a steel foundry hath sent four scallywags to Davy Jones' locker with five others wounded. The hullabaloo took place on Thursday morn."
June 23, 2023, 11:33 am
Ahoy me hearties! Whilst a school in Bangkok was a-havin' a drill for fire, an extinguisher didst blow up, takin' one student's life and wounding five more. Shiver me timbers, that fire-fightin' device be fierce!
June 23, 2023, 11:31 am
Arrr, me hearties! Ye be hearin' the scuttlebutt of some landlubbers and learned men callin' for justice and an inquiry into the demise of an eco-warrior, struck down with a hatchet just past Mexico City. Shiver me timbers, what a kerfuffle!
June 23, 2023, 11:30 am
Avast ye scallywags! The monsoon rains be fallin' hard in India's northeast, and 'tis causing a hullabaloo. Tens of thousands o' poor souls be displaced, and sadly, one has met their maker. The good folks of Assam be evacuatin' their people, may they weather the storm.
June 23, 2023, 1:00 am
Arrr, ye scallywags from the U.N. be tryin' to set up an AI advisory committee. But some of their own salty dogs be cryin' for a watchdog group to keep those mechanical beasts in check. Avast, mateys, the future be lookin' mighty interesting!
June 22, 2023, 8:08 pm
Avast ye! The hunt for the lost Titanic tourist contraption lasted near a week, with many a crew from varied lands utilizin' advanced vessels and equipment. Arr, what a sight to behold!
June 22, 2023, 6:15 pm
Arrr! Brazil hath seized 30 tons, over 63,000 pounds, o' shark fins plucked from illegal waters. One o' these plundered creatures be the endangered shark! Walk the plank, ye scallywags!