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Arrr! As Ukraine sails into Russia's waters, what course they'll chart be as clear as a foggy night!

2024-08-23

Arrr, the scallywags in America be thinkin' that Ukraine be as steadfast as a jellyfish in a storm! They reckon them landlubbers won't be holdin' their ground in Russia for long. Aye, it’s like expectin' a parrot to keep a secret—just ain’t gonna happen, matey!

Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round, for I’ve got a tale from the high seas of politics! Ye see, the American officials, those scallywags in their fine suits, be scratchin' their heads and wonderin' if Ukraine's got the mettle to keep a firm grip on its treasures from the clutches of the ferocious Russian bear!

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