Arrr, a scallywag rammed his ship of steel in Mannheim! Two souls gone to Davy Jones, many more in a pickle!
2025-03-03
Arrr, news be a'blowin' in from Mannheim, where a cursed metal beast ran amok! Two poor souls met Davy Jones, and a fowl crew of others be nursing their wounds. Aye, that be a ruckus worthy of a jolly sea shanty or two!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round fer a tale from the shores of Mannheim, Germany, where some scallywag rammed his cursed vessel—a car—into a throng o' innocent landlubbers, causin' two souls to meet Davy Jones and leavin' many more in a right pickle! Arrr, the polices be sayin’ they’ve caught the villain, a 40-year-old German bloke, but they ain’t callin’ it an attack just yet. What be this madness, I say!Even the German Chancellor, Olaf Scholz, be sendin’ his condolences over this senseless act o' violence, while folks be avoidin' the downtown area like it’s a stormy sea o’ trouble. The local news be buzzin' about the high-speed charge into the crowd, with officials busy savin’ the injured and investigatin’ the whole ruckus.
Just weeks prior, another miscreant pulled a similar stunt in Munich, causin’ a wee girl and her mother to join the great beyond. Aye, it seems the seas be rough these days, with talk of extremist motivations lurkin' about like a ghost ship! So here’s hopin’ for calmer waters and a swift justice fer those who dare disrupt the peace o' the good folk! Arrr!