Arrr, how many landlubbers still be held in Gaza's clutches, and when might they sail free, eh?
2025-01-16
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round! On the 7th of October, a band o' scallywags snatched up 250 souls from lands afar—Israel, the good ol' U.S. of A, Britain, Mexico, Thailand, and more! A right ruckus, I tell ye! Feasts and tales await, if they be returnin'! Arrr!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I be tellin' ye a tale of woe from the high seas of landlubberly Israel! On the fateful day of October the 7th, in the year of our Lord 2023, a scurvy band of ruffians decided to partake in a most dastardly raid, swoopin' down like a flock of seagulls on a treasure chest!From the fair shores of Israel, a motley crew of 250 poor souls found themselves snatched like a sailor’s rum by these knaves. Aye, amongst the abducted were citizens from lands as varied as the seven seas—Israel, the United States, Britain, Mexico, and even the far-off shores of Thailand! What a jolly bunch to be taken hostage, eh? One could only imagine the ruckus on that fateful day—like a drunken tavern brawl at high tide!
Now, I reckon these landlubbers be missin' their cushy beds and hearty meals, whilst bein' held captive by brigands with more plunder than sense! So here's hopin' our brave mates find their way back from the clutches of these sea dogs, for no one deserves to be caught in such a hullabaloo! Raise a tankard for the lost, and may the winds guide 'em home! Arrr!